Treehouse of Horror XXXIV/Quotes

==Wild Barts Can't Be Token==
:Mayor Quimby: Art lovers of Springfield, good news. The art museum is closed forever!
:[scattered applause]
:Mayor Quimby: Instead, our entire collection will be digitized and sold for a fortune on the blockchain as non-fungible tokens, or NFTs. Whatever the hell those are.
:(In Springfield Museum of Art with empty, except the E-Z Funge Art Digitizer.)
:Homer: [chuckles] Now let's turn some of our crappy art into computer money.
:Bart: Starting with a true masterpiece, my butt.
:[Homer laughs and pressed a button, but he noticed that Bart is being sent to the blockchain]
:Bart: Uh, Dad?
:Homer: Ah! Technology!
:[Bart has been sent to the blockchain]
:Homer: I've lost Bart forever! NO!
:[His phone, cash register rings]
:Homer: Yes!
:(WILD BARTS CAN'T BE TOKEN)
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:(At home)
:Homer: Honey? Remember how we're always saying we wish Bart was less fungible?
:Marge: Did something happen to Bart?
:Homer: Only the parts you can hug. The rest is alive, right here on my phone.
:Marge: [yelps] My baby is an app!
:Homer: Uh, no, apps actually do stuff. He's an NFT. But look how much he's worth.
:Marge: [gasps] For Bart? Hmm. Imagine what we'd get for Lisa.
:Homer: He is the first NFT of an actual person.
:Marge: I don't care. We've got to find a way to get him back.
:Hooded Figure: To do that, you, yourself must enter the blockchain.
:Homer: [to hooded figure] Who are you?
:Hooded Figure: We are the enlightened intellects who safeguard the crypto-verse.
:Homer: Kylie Jenner, Rob Gronkowski, and Jimmy Fallon. I thought you were just celebrity shills.
:Kylie Jenner: Ugh, we would never promote a technology if we didn't understand the distributed ledger underpinning it. 
:Rob Gronkowski: Der!
:Jimmy Fallon: [laughs] I can't stop laughing, buddy.
:Homer: Shut up. You ruined "Cowbell."
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:(Back to Springfield Museum of Art, and Marge is ready to be transported to the blockchain to get Bart back.)
:Kylie Jenner: [handing a key to Marge] This key is a back door through the blockchain's cryptographic protocol. [takes a photo] Once you're inside, find Bart and use it to get both of you out.
:[Rob Gronkowski throws his football into a button and Marge is being sent to the blockchain]
==Ei8ht==
:Sideshow Bob: ♪And it's Clearly to his Credit♪ ♪That he is an Englishman♪ ♪he Remains♪ ♪an Eng♪ ♪ Lish... ♪
:Sideshow Bob: Wait, To forestall your gruesome end?
:Bart: Guilty as Charged. [Laughs]
:Sideshow Bob: [Laughing] Kill Bart
:Lisa: [Screams]
==Lout Break==
:Lisa: Have you seen our dad?
:Moe: No, just these hundreds of silly versions of him, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I mean I'm printing money over here.
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