Random Things 2/Season 1

This is the whole Season 1 of Random Things 2...in script!
= D.C. Gets a Prize! =
== Intro ==
# (Intro song)
== December 30, 2021 ==
# Dog Announcer: Hello there! We are excited to bring you...
# Audience: The Dog of the Year!
# Dog Announcer: We can pick from newborns to old dogs.
# (The Dog Announcer gets a table. It has a big hat in it with slips of paper in it. The Dog Announcer picks a random slip and reads it.)
# Dog Announcer: And it's...an unnamed miniature poodle, #157,048,997,341!
# Unnamed miniature poodle: It's me!!!
# (Applause comes from the audience.)
# Dog Announcer: This unnamed miniature poodle is a brown one. He was born in November this year. Bark!
# Audience: Bark!
# Dog Announcer: And that's it for the Dog of the Year!
# (Applause comes from the audience again.)
== D.C. and the Name Sheet ==
# D.C.'s Dad: So, we have four names: Rusty, Cody, Max, and Rocky.
# D.C.: Let me bring some dice.
# (D.C. leaves. He comes back, holding dice.)
# D.C.: We roll this one!
# (The dice is rolled, and the dice lands at two.)
# D.C.: Cody it is.
== Cody and D.C. ==
# Dog Announcer: We forgot this! The U.M.P.'s favourite person gets a prize of 999 trillion dollars and a pass to worldwide popularity!
# (Cut to the breeders giving Cody to D.C..)
# Female Breeder: Oh, Cody, we love you...
# Male Breeder: No worries!
# (While Female Breeder is sobbing, the Male Breeder drops Cody to the ground, and Cody runs free.)
# Cody (sounding like a toddler): I'm gonna pick my favourite person!
# (Cody sees D.C..)
# Cody: It's D.C.! Let me follow my favourite person, D.C.! D.C., you get the prize!
# D.C.: Woah! Cody!
# (Cody runs and sleeps in D.C.'s lap.)
# D.C.: Cody's sleeping in my lap!
# D.C.'s Mom: Okay.
# D.C.: What an exciting day. I can't sleep.
== The Canine Kidnapping, Part 1 ==
# (Cut to D.C., sleeping in his bed. Two dogs standing like a human knock their door.)
# D.C.'s Dad (opening the door): Why do I see two dogs ridiculously standing like our species?
# The Dogs: Your dog, Cody, won a prize. It was on television on December 30, 2021.
# D.C.'s Dad: Are you scamming us?
# The Dogs: No. We have the video on YouTube. You have to come with us, especially D.C.. D.C. happens to be Cody's favourite person.
# D.C.'s Dad: I'll wake them up.
# (D.C.'s Dad runs away, and D.C.'s Dad comes with D.C. and D.C.'s Mom.)
# D.C.'s Dad: This is important, especially for you, D.C.!
== The Canine Kidnapping, Part 2 ==
# (D.C.’s Dad runs to their bed, waking up the rest of the family.)
# D.C.: It’s 2:27 AM. Why are you—
# D.C.’s Dad: We need to hurry!
# (D.C.’s Dad drags both of them to the dogs’ car. The dogs drive.)
== Dog City ==
# (The car arrives to a bustling city of two-legged dogs. It is named Dog City. All the dogs stand there and bring a flat wooden platform. D.C. steps on it and they lift and carry the platform through the city.)
# D.C.’s Dad: Wow. He tried to bring attention to the humans, but now he has attention from the dogs. I am so proud of him.
# (Both of their phones buzz.)
# D.C.’s Dad: The news has come!
# D.C.’s Mom (watching on her phone): Let’s see what will be on the news today…
=== The News ===
# Diana Herschel: I am your news reporter, Diana Herschel, on the Morning News. First of all, the news. The popular series for 9 and up, “Random Things” has been renewed for a new season, according to creator Misc Practice.
# Misc Practice: It is true, Diana Herschel. It is true that we are being renewed for a new season. For Season 2, we promise you there will be awesome episodes.
# Diana Herschel: I am happy to know that all our kids will be overjoyed! Now, a kidnapping has happened.
# D.C.’s Parents (gasping): What???
# Diana Herschel: But don’t worry, it was for D.C. to get 10 million dollars in front of his family!
# D.C.’s Parents (relieved): Whew!
# Diana Herschel: For those of you unaware, the Dog of the Year was their dog, Cody, and all Dogs of the Year had officials kidnapping them to get their 10 million dollar check. We are now interviewing D.C. on his phone.
# Dogs chanting in the interview: Cody loves D.C.! We love D.C.! D.C. is rich! D.C.! D.C.! D.C.!
# D.C.: We were waken up by the officials at 2:30 am, then we got kidnapped and now we are in Dog City!
# Diana Herschel: Nice.