Horned Melon

A Horned Melon (or Kiwano) is a fruit that grows in Africa. It starts off looking like your average every day exotic fruit, but when you cut it open, you'll see the mess that is inside, which is a mess of green gel with seeds aplenty. This made everybody in Stupid City think that these fruits are deadly. But the Lower Counsel of Undefeatables sent a message to them in the form of clouds that told them they are stupid.
If you're too lazy to pick one from a tree, you can get you're car and make it run on a treadmill, but connect it to a HDTV, if the car runs for 3 minutes, the HDTV will become a portal and spawn a Horned Melon in the world, the only downside is that Mother Nature will get Cooties from this method because of the car's exhaust pipe.
Multiple African tribes cherish Horned Melons, and make Gelatin out of them, they also use the outer layer as clothing too. And believe me, they actually taste good.
Category:Food
Category:Fruit
Category:UnDangerous food
Category:Gross Food
Category:Africa