The Barrelplakania

A very large set of Barrelplakas. It has been noted to be very slippery and smooth. Unfortunately, due to the Barrelplakas being green, the air pressure in this barrel is extremely high, and it has the ability to push many objects down to their Schwarzschild radius. The exceptions to this are very large objects and very dense objects, such as its Barrelplakas, and humans of high obesity. If you do not have high obesity, the pressure is very likely to decrease size and increase density.
If you go here, you will die in 0.000001 seconds if you are not supa T H I C C.
bestnoobreeeeeee, a bestnoobreborn imposter, likes to diespacito in this verse.
== Origin ==
it was created by Bongus, no interesting story here.
== Etymology ==
When choosing the name for the Barrelplakania, nobody had any interesting ideas for it because there is not much that differentiates it from the other barrels. Johann Schadeiwanogrieropchansijungononoch claimed to be the inventor of the Barrelplakania's name in OYC 38, but was proven to have lied after someone found one of his documents that stated his plans towards fooling everyone that he actually named the Barrelplakania when he really didn't. According to the document, the Barrelplakania was actually named by MongHa PeasDgor. She brute forced through all of the eight letter suffixes to add after "The Barrel" using a machine, and chose some criteria to define a good name. Out of all 208827064576, she found that "plakania" was the strongest.
== Cloud Farm ==
There is a cloud farm near the top of this verse. It creates clouds out of matter, by pressure-washing them and then shrinking them to a small size such that it turns to a gaseous substance. These clouds will then go in a random direction at a constant velocity of 50m/s and end up in a different verse. There have been so many clouds produced by this farm, and the reception was so positive, that they made another cloud farm on top of the Barrelocha.
Category:Barrel
Category:Verse
Category:1st-class
Category:Navigable