A Feeling of Power

"A Feeling of Power" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
The article starts off as a text parody of "im here to see doom", with Phoenix Wright in place of Norman Jayden and Agent J in place of the bouncer.
The scenario is soon revealed as a shared hallucination between Phoenix and Agent J after they ate some knishes cooked by MissingNo.. Monokuma also takes a bite of the knishes, sending him into a trance where he mutters "...MF DOOM...", containing a link to the rip "Path Complete - VVVVVV".
==Transcript==
Thursday
11:32 PM
4.386 Inches 
A party is going on at the Gaylord. It is raining heavily outside. 
Phoenix walks into the club.
Phoenix walks into the club.
Phoenix walks into the club.
Phoenix walks into the club.
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Phoenix approaches Agent J near the club entrance.
Phoenix: I’m here to see MissingNo.
Agent J: MissingNo.
Phoenix pulls out his ID.
Phoenix: MissingNo.
Agent J: MissingNo.
Phoenix walks in to the C L U B
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*Phoenix and Agent J regain consciousness in the Gaylord cafeteria. It is lunchtime, and Monokuma, HOBaRT and MissingNo. are surrounding them.*
*Agent J and Phoenix both look down at the table to see an unfinished plate of glitchy knishes.*
*Monokuma takes a bite out of one of the knishes. Instead of fainting, however, his eyes open wide up.*
== Trivia ==
*The title of the article references the track "A Feeling Of Power (Blue Lagoon)" from , which is used to post rips of "im here to see doom", due to being the song featured in the video.