Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is an American comedian, director and actor known for being one of Dynamo's lifelong heros. Despite Dynamo's love and obsession for him he has only ever watched Jack and Jill and does not know what Saturday Night Live is.
It is now known that he was one of the Divine Incarnations of the Divine Elements, much like Captain Planet. Sandler's divine mission was to spread comedy and Judaism to The One who would save reality as we know it. Sadly it doesn't seem like any of Sandler's lessons stuck. When the Evil One arose from his slumber thousands of years after The Freeze Sandler arose from his cosmic hibernation and fought with The Blues and The Cosmic Alliance in an attempt to halt his rape of the cosmos. He was unfortunately killed, raped and pulped during the battle of Planet Evermore, and his spirit was mourned by the whole of the galactic community.
His soupy remains now lie in the National Jilm War Memorial/Gift Shop-Pizza Hut combination.
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