Nintendo-Sony Milkscreen

The Nintendo-Sony Milkscreen (codenamed the Beefsuck in development) is a video game console released by Nintendo-Sony, and its second major home game console as the successor to the Die. It was officially announced on January 4th, 2037 and was released everywhere on April 20th, 2037. Pre-orders started 17 years before the console was announced on December 1st, 2020. The console has sold over 88 trillion units since its release.
==Features==
The structure of the Milkscreen is very similar to that of the Die. Its shape has been compared to a toaster. It features a White-Ray 2.5 disc slot on the top and a dead fish taped to the left side. The dead fish serves as a power button. The Milkscreen also has built in Wi-Fi, Umba Gumba wireless connectivity, a resolution of 32K, internal memory of 1 yottabyte, a Big Boy Storage slot, and a fan that sucks up the scent of the dead fish.
==Peripherals==
The Milkscreen is the first console to only use voice controls. Therefore, there are no peripherals.
==Software==
Software for the Milkscreen is only available in physical form. The settings app has to be purchased separately.
==Development==
The console took 13 minutes to develop. The development team for the Milkscreen was led by Chunk McPeeface. After the console's release, McPeeface was fired. A public statement was released that Nintendo-Sony "knew nothing about [the Milkscreen's] development."
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