Wheelchair Races

Wheelchair Races is the 14th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired. 
It is the 36th episode overall.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob SquarePants 
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles 
*Sandy Cheeks 
*Mr. Krabs 
*Plankton 
*Gary
*Charles Dingleberry
*Jessica Dingleberry
*Fred Rechid
==Plot==
The Bikini Bottom Retirement Community holds their 30th annual Senior's Wheelchair Race.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob and Patrick are zooming through the hallways in their wheelchairs.
SpongeBob: Eat mah dust, Patrick! Ya filthy scum!
Patrick: I will never eat cum, er- scum!
SpongeBob: Too late! (speeds up)
Charles Dingleberry is walking in the hallways.
SpongeBob: (runs over Charles) Whoops! Sorry!
Charles is killed and turns into a ghost.
Charles: You'll pay for this, SquarePants!
Jessica: Calm down, honey. It's not a big deal. You die all the time.
Charles: (sigh) I know.
SpongeBob and Patrick are still racing their wheelchairs. They both zoom straight down the stairs.
SpongeBob: (wakes up in a hospital bed) Whoa.....what happened?
Dr. Gaylord: Ya nearly died racing your stupid wheelchairs!
Patrick: (also waking up) But I like racing wheelchairs!
Dr. Gaylord: (hands them both a flyer) If ya wanna race recklessly, enter the Annual Wheelchair Race!
SpongeBob: They actually have those?
Dr. Gaylord: Every year, the Bikini Bottom Retirement Community has it's grand race. If you win, you get 100,000 dollars! 
SpongeBob: (eyes light up) Really?????????
Dr. Gaylord: I dunno, maybe it was 100. I can't remember.
SpongeBob: Oh...
Patrick: We still need to compete!
SpongeBob: I agree!
SpongeBob and Patrick went home, and entered their room.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Sandy! Plankton! Have you heard about the-
Squidward: Bikini Bottom
Sandy: Retirement Community
Krabs: Annual Wheelchair Race
Plankton: uh....exclamation point.
SpongeBob: Yeah....how'd you guys know?
Sandy: We're all entering!
SpongeBob: Sweet! The competition is ON!
3 hours later
Announcer: WELCOME everyone one, to the Bikini Bottom Retirement Community 30th Annual Wheelchair Races!
The crowd applauses.
Announcer: Joining us tonight, we have SpongeBob SquarePants! Patrick Star! Squidward Tentacles! Eugine Krabs! Sandy Cheeks! Sheldon Plankton! Charles Dinglebery! And bunch of other RANDOM background characters!
Fred: Hey! I resent that statement!
Announcer: Racers....start your - ....wheels!
Plankton: You're goin' down, Krabs!
Krabs: In your dreams, Plankton!
Squidward: Get ready to eat my dust, Charles.
Charles: We'll see about that!
SpongeBob: Charles, didn't I kill you this morning? 
Charles: Yeah, I'm alive again. So?
SpongeBob: Never mind.
 
Announcer: On your mark, get set, GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The elderly racers slowly began to roll.
SpongeBob: It takes TIME for the speed to build up!
Plankton: (turbo jets shoot out of his wheelchair) Woo-hoo! YES!!! Rocket speed, baby!
Krabs: Hey! That's cheating!
Plankton: All's fair in love and war, KRABS!!!
Krabs: This isn't war! ....and it's definitely not love!
Squidward: Speaking of love! (he leans over and tries to kiss Sandy in her wheelchair)
Sandy: What are you doing?! Not right now! Stop!
Both wheelchairs collide and crash into a wall. An ambulance takes them away.
Plankton: (still in the lead) Now time to get rid of all the minor characters! (blasts a disintegration ray at all the minor characters)
Fred: Hey, I resent that statement!
Plankton: DIE! You AND your re-used audio!
Fred: Hey, I resent that sta- (BOOM)
Plankton: Mwahahahah!!!!!
Krabs: (coming behind him) I know I can't win! But atleast I can make Plankton lose!
Krabs holds a nuclear bomb, and jumps from his wheelchair to Plankton's wheelchair.
Plankton: What the-
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
An ambulance takes their remains away.
The current racers were SpongeBob, Patrick, and Charles.
Patrick: I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
An eagle swoops down, and carries Patrick away.
Patrick: (screaming in the sky) NOT GONNA WIN!!! NOT GONNA WIN!!!
SpongeBob and Charles remained.
Charles: Get ready to lose, SquarePants! I've won this thing 9 years in a row! 
SpongeBob: (gulp) It's not over, Dingleberry!
The two old men wheeled with all their strength. They were neck-and-neck.
Charles: (pulls ahead at the last second, and cross the finish line) I WIN!!!! I WIN AGAIN!!! 10 YEARS IN A ROW! TAKE THAT, SUCKAH!
Announcer: And Charles Dingleberry wins again! Our amazing undefeated victor is going to the NATIONALS!
Charles dies of a heart attack, right in front of the crowd.
An ambulance takes him away.
Ambulance Person: No need for a siren this time, boys.
The crowd grew silent.
Announcer: Well, I guess that means SpongeBob SquarePants wins by default!
SpongeBob: YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (jumps up and down)
He is handed the trophy.
SpongeBob: This is the happiest day of my retired life!
Patrick falls out of the sky, and lands inside SpongeBob's giant trophy.
Patrick: Oww.....did I win?
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