Twilight Sparkle's Ruined Party (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Lost Episode)

Oh hello there, I didn't know you'd drop in. Are you a new employee for my industry? No? Oh, I get it, you probably came in to hear me read you a story about My Little Pony. Alright, to start this off, I'm a brony mostly because I tend to watch MLP at my house when I leave work. I like My Little Pony mainly because of the likable characters.
Anyways dear friend, my name is Mr Humberfloob.
(More to come)