Noso

Noso is basically Jesus. This was confirmed by Noso himself in 2014, when he proclaimed, "I'm basically Jesus." Many Romecrafters pray to Noso for fertility and good health before they go to bed. Noso can accurately name the origin point of all and any group of people on earth. Sometimes his claims runs contrary to the belief of most Linguists and Anthropologists. Don't be fooled; Noso is always right. Denmark and modern Danes are secretly from a tribe of Romanian Thracians who migrated north, we just haven't realized it yet. You might as well say We Wuz Kangs. Noso is a crazy sex machine who spends all day and night partying. He does lots of drugs because he's a super cool guy with very man friends. I wish I was Noso. My ass is yours, Noso.
== Quotes ==
"Behaviour like this is why you are insignificant and I'm a local celebrity beloved by hundreds, if not thousands. It's why I am considered one of the most interesting and desirable people around, and you live on the internet. Quite frankly, I could not give less of a shit about your opinion but I'm forced to reply out of integrity. Unlike you, I am actually capable of living a proper life and I can have just about anyone I want. Unfortunately that never translates well on the internet, in fact it's my observation that people like you actively suppress people that are leagues above you out of an attempt to compensate for your pathetic failures. I hate to break it to you but I'm simply better then you and you've gotta learn to live with it. There's a reason I'm the host of my school's after-prom. There's a reason I'm currently seeing a submissive girl of nineteen years. There's a reason that people take life-tips from me in an attempt to behave more like me. It's because I don't act like you. I hope you enjoy yourself."
-￼Noso, 2015