Sonic X: Mario Saga (Infiltrate With Style)

One day, Black Yoshi and Hammer Bro were walking around Station Square.
“Black Yoshi, why’d you think it was a good idea to jump in that pipe?” Hammer Bro asked.
“Folk, I wanted to jump in the pipe because I thought it would transport us to a KFC with lots of Kool Aid and Call of Duty.” Black Yoshi said.
“Well, do you see any? Of course you don’t. You really need to change your life instead of being lazy and stealing stuff.” Hammer Bro said.
"Oh come on Hammer Bro! Can't you just enjoy yourself for once? You only have so many days in your life, right? Do you really want to go and spend your entire life without ever doing anything dangerous or daring? Or anything that could be considered "fun" or anything "cool"? What's the point of living an "average" life when you can live a life full of fun adventures and excitement? I mean, you only get one life, so you might as well live it to the fullest and never give up on your hopes, right?" Black Yoshi said
Soon, Black Yoshi was shot with tranquilizer gun, causing him to fall asleep.
“Black Yoshi!! Speak to…” Hammer Bro shouted, but before he could finish, he got shot with the tranquilizer, making him fall asleep.
A squad of G.U.N. soldiers came from the shadows, as one of them emerged from the shadows, with a tranquilizer gun pointed at Yoshi and Hammer Bro, as soon, they soon started to fall asleep, as one of the soldiers now spoke to his radio, with a sinister smile as he did "Target in sight. We have both subjects knocked out, over.” said an agent.
One of the agents (Rouge The Bat) was shocked that they knocked them out without questioning the two
“What was that for?” Rouge asked.
“Rouge, I don’t think these are nice guys.” said the commander.
"Well, no matter what they did, they're still people. If there was a more humane and less lethal option, then why wouldn't we take that? And since when have we, as heroes, use unnecessary violence to solve our problems? That's what the baddies are supposed to do. We're supposed to be different, right?" asked Rouge.
“We overheard them saying something about stealing.” said an agent.
“I kinda agree with Rouge. They said something about stealing but they didn’t actually steal anything.” Topaz said.
“Look you two. We’re gonna bring them to base and discuss this.” said the commander.
"Sounds like a plan. Let's move on out, squad, we've got some talking to do with our leader at the base" the superior said, as the agents now picked up Black Yoshi and Hammer Bro and started carrying them in arms, as he soon started walking towards the base, as the other agents followed close behind.
MEANWHILE…
Team Sonic and Team Mario was relaxing until Yoshi rushed in laughing.
“Guys! I thought of a hilarious joke!” Yoshi said.
"Oh really? What's the joke?" Mario asked.
“Bowser is so fat that when he jumped into a swimming pool, astronauts found water on Mars!!” Yoshi said, starting to laugh again.