EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:TLK VS Squall

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
THE LICH KING VS SQUALL!
BEGIN!
== TLK's 1st Turn ==
<Walks in>
"If it isn't the runt that I killed back on that bridge".
"Perhaps this time, I'll dislodge your brain with your own nose ridge".
"I am the master of darkness, I'm tougher than all of the others".
"But I can also say that I've been with Nickolas's mother".
"I can smash you with relative ease, you crappy excuse for a Dovahkiin".
"Even those with a dragon's heart can't hope to touch me"!
== Squall's 1st Turn ==
<Squall cracks his knuckles>
"I don't need my shouts to beat someone that's half as stupid as you are".
"Most can beat your ass with little more than 20 bars".
"I could too, but I think that I'd much rather take my time".
"It's not too often that I get a chance to come up on ERBOW and rhyme".
"But back to this fool who I don't think I can beat, but know I can".
"I could beat you just like Xirsec, with one hand".
== TLK's 2nd Turn ==
<Summons sword and hammer>
"I am THE lich king and I have no equal on all of Mobius".
"My battle record is unscathed and illustrious".
"You can't tell one of my sons from the other".
"And no one, except for me, even knows their mother".
"I'm the father of the Legendary Warrior that kicked your ass".
"So tell me, how was that Godly Dragon Blast"?
== Squall's 2nd Turn ==
<Turns spirit form>
"In case you forgot, with your old-ass feeble mind".
"Me and your strongest son TIED"!
"I have the power over fire and light".
"And I'm about to give you a taste of the Dragonborn's might".
"I'll stun you with my bombs, then shoot your eyes out".
"I'll beat your ass so fast, you won't have time to pout".
== TLK's 3rd Turn ==
<Turns hyper>
"I've had quite enough of your rambling, you fake dragon god".
"I'll make you bow to me like my name was General Zod".
"I lead an entire army, you're a stupid mascot".
"And I have half a mind to ties your ass up like an ascot".
"But you aren't worth it". "Nope, not at all".
"I'll lift your head off your shoulders and use it as a ball".
== Squall's 3rd Turn ==
<Turns into a dragon>
"YOU KNOW WHAT"!?!?!?
"FUCK YOU"!
"I'm bringing the thunder, the rain, and the fucking lightning".
"I'll make Mobius quake with the power I unleash while we're fighting".
"I'll send your ass flying while I say seeya".
"And I know who Nick's mother is too, her name's Mia".
"You won by a cheap method in out battle of the past".
"So now I ask you, how does it feel to take a Dragon God's blast"!?
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights