Warfair

Warfair An area of Planet Zebes in Super Metroid that may or may not exist. I believe it does. Inaccessible by conventional means, can only be accessed by doing odd things like bombing the eyes on the golden boss statue guarding Tourian. Once you get there the rewards are well worth it as there are special items and freakish bosses there.
== Bosses ==
*Green Torizo.
A green Torizo that breaks out of a green chozo statue. Found in the corrupted reliquary. Get there by speed mock balling and spring balling out of the Scalding Hot Lava/Acid in Crocomire’s Room at the right time so so you break through speed booster blocks behind the energy tank.
Defeat it to get the Wood Beam. It is stronger then the Torizo in Crateria but weaker than the golden Torizo. Should be able to handle it by the time you are heading to Wrecked Ship.
*Space Pirate Whore/Prostitute.
Enough said.
*Father Brain.
Large Brain monster with a large eye in the centre and a snarling mouth and huge beastly clawed arms attached to the tank it swipes at you! Also attacks with awful Dad puns and jokes. In its second form that resembles Mother Brain’s second form but wearing a hat and sunglasses and socks with sandals. The horror! The horror! Now he attacks with awful Dad jokes and puns, offers orange segments and tries to be cool but fails miserably.
Found in laboratory of horrors, get there by Warped path in Warfair. And get to warped path by laying bombs in each of the boss statues eye crystals.
Fight with puns of your own.
*Missingno.
Missingno from Pokemon.
*Metroid King
== Items/Power ups ==
*Wood Beam.
Fire 4x4 beams of plywood. Charge beam fires trees and the power bomb combo sings the lumberjack song with singing lumberjacks appearing and chopping at nearby aliens.
Obtain by defeating the Green Chozo.
*Pipe boots.
Enter Air holes/Zeb pipes with these boots, Mario style. (The pipes Zebs and Zebbos etc fly out of.)
*Narpas Sword.
The legendary Narpas Sword!
Category:Locations
Category:Metroid (series)