G-Man Toilet Tour 'Round UnWorld

The G-Man Toilet Tour 'Round UnWorld was an endeavor made by G-Man Toilet. Inspired by the Hambourghini Journey Round UnWorld, he decided to get revenge on the Alliance. This happened because they killed the Scientist Skibidi Toilet. Oh and that was before G-Man got shut in hell.
==Timeline of events==
===Planning the route ===
After Scientist Skibidi Toilet died, G-Toilet wanted revenge on the Alliance. This meant killing a lot of Alliance members, especially Plungerman. Inspired by the route of the Hambourghini Journey Round UnWorld, he decided to do that. The route was similar but had a few other destinations.
===Inviting crew ===
After he planned the route, G-Toilet (aka Jimmy) decided to get some crew members and escort. He got some helicopter toilets to transport food and smaller toilets who wanted to go with him. Then he got some repair toilets to fix things that broke. He also invited his Mutant goons and some Astro Toilets. The job of the Astro Toilets was to chase enemies away at the speed of light. He even invited the Mothership Astro Toilet.
===Day 1===
After a few weeks, the day came. First, the smaller toilets that lacked flight got into containers. The containers had air holes and windows to accommodate their needs. It was the same for Mutant Toilets. At 9:30 in the morning, the crew took off from their base in New Mexico. They had 15,000 miles to travel. At the 14485 mile mark, they found a McDonald's and gunned it up. At the 14500 mile mark, the attacked South Park and stole toiletnip. As a result they fell asleep on the road. At the 13800 mile mark, they flew up to Canada then fell asleep for the night.
===Day 2===
The next day they woke up flew down to Minnesota, where they had lunch. This was at the 13400 mile. At the 12900 mile mark, they arrived Michigan and stopped by The Loud House HQ. They got some supplies for the trip across the Atlantic the next day. At the 11700 mile mark, they made it to Orlando. There they sacked Didneyland and UnUniversal Studios Orlando before flying away. At the 11600 mile mark, they made it to Palm city and landed near Captain 37's Hotel. They got more supplies for the Atlantic crossing and fell asleep. The smaller toilets booked rooms at the hotel but got thrown out in the middle of the night.
=== Day 3 ===
The next morning, G-Toilet and his goons woke up and the smaller toilets went mad because they were not in bed. They packed their supplies and began the marathon across the Atlantic towards the UnUK. At the 10600 mile mark, they passed Bermuda and blew up the Alliance base there. At the 7800 mile mark, he stole the spire of Dublin. At the 7600 mile mark, they made it to London and had a fight with Titan Speakerman then fell asleep for the night. Titan Speakerman lost his legs and had to get upgraded. 
=== Day 4===
The next morning the crew packed their luggage and flew away. At the 7500 mile mark, they arrived in Hyrule. They negotiated with the King for weapons. Some of the mutants got new weapons. Then they made it to Paris at mile 7300. G-Man stole the Eiffel Tower which was returned after the tour. They stole everything in the Louvre and destroyed the Arc de Triomphe. Then at mile 7150, they made it to Berlin, the German capital. There they negotiated with the Nazi leader, Hitler for weapons. Around this time Po decided to follow along in the entourage of vehicles behind the G-Crew. Once they reached Poland, at mile 7000, they decided settle for the night. 
=== Day 5===
On the fifth day, they flew to Warsaw. At mile 6800, they were there. They exchanged their German weapons for Tubby Bombs and continued on their way. They dropped a Tubby Bomb on Ukraine, neutralizing the Soviet Russian troops as revenge for WW2. At mile 6500, they entered Moscow, and vandalized it. At mile 6200, they made it to the Megafon Orange Factory and robbed it. At mile 6199, they stopped at a McDonald's near the factory and had lunch. At mile 6000, they flew into western Stania. They decided to stop in Astana at mile 5500 as it was getting late.
===Day 6===
On the sixth day of the tour, they vandalized Astana and flew away. At mile 4000, they made it to western China and landed in Mount Everest. They drank up the snow and flew to Hong Kong and Macau at miles 3100 and 3000. They decided to end their day here.
===Day 7===
On day 7, they flew to mile 2500 in Shanghai. They started attacking but got attacked on by the Titans. At mile 2100, they made it up to Beijing and did some bad stuff. They then flew to the 1900 mile mark in Seoul. They then flew to the North Korea at mile 1750. They landed at Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land there. They said hello to Hungry Kim Jong-un before continuing to Japan. At mile 1500, the made it after a flight across the Sea of Japan. They passed Your Hero Academy and Junko Enoshima’s house. At mile 1300, they reached Vladivostok, in Non-Soviet Russia. They continued through forest and tundra for 1000 miles until they reached the Arctic Ocean. At mile 300, they were nearing Cool City. At mile 10, they entered Cool City limits and were nearing the end.
===The Final Mile and Skirmish with The Alliance===
As they were nearing the final mile, there were helicopters in the sky to make way for the G-Crew. They arrived at mile one and there was a huge crowd waiting for them. They saw everyone at the end of the Hambourghini Journey Round World. They arrived at the final mile and rejoiced but the bliss wouldn’t last for long. Just then, the titans who had their jetpacks replaced warped in. Turns out they got new Astro Toilet technology. They had a massive battle and G-Man lost his lasers, armor and rocket thrusters. At the last minute, the Astro Toilets attached to his body and flew him back to New Mexico at the speed of light. The titans raged over this and chased after G-Man. As for the rest of the toilets, they got killed by the Alliance.
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