Giant Inflatable Voldemort

On the evening of the 27th July 2012, a giant inflatable Voldemort (Geont EEnflootooblii Vaalimart in Doovish,) attacked the London Olympic opening ceremony.
In a great, if slightly odd, celebration of English literature, the puppet appeared to be a massive tribute to J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series. However, unbeknownst to the watching fans, the huge puppet was being controlled, by none other than…Sauron !!!!!!!!!!! Who had secretly been mesmerised by Toog, who is really a dwarf.
The titanic inflatable was just about to hypnotise the crowds with shampoo, when a formerly secret group of Mary Poppins fans all decided to cosplay at the same time, and jumped on it, breaking Sauron’s control over it, and forcing it down into the depths of the stage.
All seemed well, the crowds were cheering, tweets appearing on the Internet, and sheep were spelling messages in Morse code with their livers, but the Mary Poppins society knew, that it was only a matter of time, before Toog struck again…
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