Joe Hawley

Joe Hawley (sometimes called "Scarlet Tie Joe", in a similar vein to Cotton Eye Joe) is an awesome musician from Michigan who nearly became one of Judge Holden's many lackies, but managed to escape his grasps thanks to Pink, Les, and "Hip Choice" (been hired by the other two to negotiate with Dora Smarmy (his ex), who was holding Joe hostage). Since he escaped, he's gained epic TV manipulation powers (somehow), like being able to change channels with his mind and hijack regularly-scheduled broadcasts, kinda like what happened with Dr. Eggman's Announcement. Besides this, he's a mostly chill guy, except when he gets angry and starts yelling "Joe Hawley! Joe Hawley!" over and over like some kind of Pokémon.
Joe Hawley was a successful singer for a while, until he was kidnapped by The Judge and held hostage in a Cog building. This is when he wrote his magnum opus, "The Mind Electric". While trapped there, it became a smash hit and everybody was listening to it, unaware of his predicament. When he escaped, fans surrounded him and begged for answers, which he never gave. Why? Because nunya business!
== Trivia ==
* He now goes out drinking with the Goths because of "Hip Choice" being his friend
* JOE HAWLEY! JOE HAWLEY!
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