Back to the roots

back to the roots is the first episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
== Transcript ==
[The episode starts with Kool Guy in a room filled with cameras, as he is observing one where Zoltan and Bunny are seen]
[Cut to that camera]
Zoltan: This guy called PoopFan keeps hating on me, but I have no idea who he is! Strange, right?
Bunny: Quite.
[Cut back to Kool Guy]
Kool Guy: Ah, R.O.O.T.s, my brilliant experiment. I’d say it has worked out quite nicely….now it’s time to expand it. The fine world of SBFW has gotten worse, so if I want it to go back to the good old days, then everybody must go back to their R.O.O.T.s! [a THOMP sound is heard] Good heavens, what was that? [he exits the room and then his house, and sees CrazySponge crushed by House on the road, surrounded by multiple people]
People: CrazySponge died oh god oh fuck [walks away]
Kool Guy: Ah, just CrazySponge dying, like usual…...you know, I wonder, when did this start? When did House start crushing CrazySponge? I know it wasn’t always like this! In fact, I think I remember hearing that the first instances of CrazySponge dying were related to the fictional character known as Kermit the Frog. So, I guess you could say…….those were the roots of CrazySponge dying oh god oh fuck. [he grabs CrazySponge’s dead body and goes inside House, where a giant screen is, with computers and keyboards under it. The screen has “TARGET” written under a picture of CrazySponge] My God! What is this thing? Hold on…[turns on a computer, where he sees tons of pictures of people and the CrazySponge picture selected] ok what if we just close this tab…[closes the tab] PERFECT! Now CrazySponge won’t get crushed anymore...but…
[A montage plays where Kool Guy massively disfigures CrazySponge’s body in many ways, and the montage ends with CrazySponge looking just like Kermit]
Kool Guy: Ok, now the old CrazySponge that dies oh god oh fuck has returned! [he grabs him and opens the door to exit House, but he sees that House is in the sky] Oh, of course, with no one to kill, House stays in the sky…
CrazySponge: [wakes up] Ugh…..AAARGH! WHAT THE HELL?!
Kool Guy: WAIT! When CrazySponge died oh god oh fuck like Kermit, he did it by falling…
CrazySponge: WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU-NO! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT-
[Kool Guy throws CrazySponge]
CrazySponge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! [he falls on the road and dies, and then Kool Guy falls on top of him]
Kool Guy: Heh. Now I’ll just watch the news and…[he enters his house and puts the news channel on the TV]
[Cut to the TV]
News reporter: Good evening pedophiles, this just in, CrazySponge died oh god oh fuck. [a picture of dead CrazySponge who looks like Kermit with the captions “CRAZYSPONGE DIED OH GOD OH FUCK” appears]
[Cut back to Kool Guy]
Kool Guy: Mission accomplished! Now, I think somebody needs to become a platypus...
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