Dude, Where's My Ranch?/Quotes

==Everybody Hates Ned Flanders Lyrics==
:Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
:Homer: His name is Ned!
:Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
:Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
:David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. 
:He just smiles and nods politely, 
:Then goes home and worships nightly. 
:His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
:Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
:Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
:Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
:Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
:David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! 
:Filling clubs...with angry valentinos! 
:You don't have to move your feet, just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
:David and Homer: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
:Homer: If you despise polite left-handers,
:Ned: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders, 
:Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd!
:(Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio)
:Todd: That's us!
:Rod: Hooray!
:Crowd: F-L-A!
:Apu: His name is Ned!
:Crowd: D-R-S!
:Apu: He's so white bread!
:Church Chorus: The smiling moustached geek who walks with God!
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:Rev. Lovejoy: Mass dismissed!
==Quotes==
:(The Simpsons are singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland to Mr. Burns)
:Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
:(Hounds chase away the Simpsons)
:Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
:Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
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:Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our "same song 6 pack!" Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
:Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!
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:Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
:Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels!
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:Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
:David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix!
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:Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
:Homer: (crying) Those poor hats!
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:Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! (stands up) Daddy, I need upsies!
:Homer: Coming sweetie!
:(Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)
:(Bart blows a raspberry at the other cowboys)
:Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!
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:Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!
:Marge: Homer, those are elk.
:Homer: Well, I still hate 'em. (Shouting at elk) Go back to Grosse Pointe!
:(Elk shies away)
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