Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned 8

Release Date: December 22, 2021
Transcript:
Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption every video for our hearing impaired fans. And also because Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same terrible automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!
Orange: (Singing to the tune of "Jingle Bells) (pulls out a guitar) Jingle bells, Batman smells, I just grabbed my pants. All way, I'm mot wearing pants. (Laughing)
(Daneboe places a stuffed Santa doll on the counter forcefully with a thud by a Christmas tree)
Santa Claus Doll: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Orange: How are you?
Santa: Why, I'm Santa Claus!
Orange: Santa Claus? (pulls out a fruit) Is that a fruit or a vegetable? (throws a fruit out of this) Fruit: Ah!!!
Santa: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! No, (pulls up a map and points to California) I'm a person.
Orange: You're kinda red. (pulls a picture of an apple) You could be an apple.
Santa: No! (pulls out presents) I bring presents to all the good children on Christmas.
Orange: (moves around and his stem) Presents?
Santa: Why, yes!
Orange: (pulls out his money) I want $1,000,000,000!
Santa: That's a bit much, don't you think?
Orange: Uh-uh, I want $1,000,000,000 and a gallon of baths.
Santa: A gallon of baths?
Orange: Yeah, (pulls out boots) cause I'm running out of boots! (Laughing) Get it? boots!
Santa: Ooooookay?
Orange: I'm in Orange.
Santa: I know.
Orange: Hey, Santa!
Santa: Yep. (pulls out an iPhone)
Orange: Santa! Hey!
Santa: (on Facebook on his iPhone looking at recent posts by Grapefruit and Midget Apple) Like.
Orange: Can I give you a present?
Santa: (throws his iPhone away) Well, I guess. I-
Orange: He betta! (Burps & Laughs)
Santa: That was very naughty!
Orange: Hey. Hey, Santa!
Santa: (wearing his top hat on a white platform with a skull) Life. (Daneboe cuts the background and Tomato is in the kitchen again, applause plays)
Orange: Do you like to go to the reef?
Santa: I guess.
Orange: Then I'll call you Sammy Claus!
Santa: That's mot my name.
Orange: (Laughing) Get it? Sammy Claus? (laughs)
Santa: (with IT beside him) There happy you know it's IT. (IT laughs)
Orange: Hohohoho! Yeah, very funny! Hey! Hey, Sammy!
Santa: It's "SanTA".
Orange: Hey, Sammy!
Santa: Santa.
Orange: Hey, Sammy! Hey!
Santa: It's SANTA!
Orange: Hey! Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Santa: No.
Orange: (sets up a wooden ladder and climbs up) NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Santa: Please shut up!
Orange: (stills on a wooden ladder) NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Santa: STOP STOP! (Orange loses his balance and falls with the ladder flying away from him) Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! (ladder hits Santa in the face) OK!
Orange: (Stops screaming) Okay IT??? (it and orange fight while screaming, It is knocked out)
Santa: You know, there are some naughty boys and girls out there, but you, you taught the list. Who shop yock steak panners?
Orange: (at a mall with a clothing store called Yock Steak Panners) Nuh-uh.
Santa: You are anything but coal in your shock this year!
Orange: (holds an orange extension cord) Shock? How can I care about shock? I don't even have feet! (starts laughing)
Santa: GARGLE!!!!!!!!