Colkinom Timeline

This is the order of all major (Noteworthy and comics/written/film/other canon) events that took place in all Colkiverses, showing just how crazy some of the overlapping characters' lives are. Assume everything takes place in Colkiverse A unless stated otherwise. For the comprehensive version with loads more, go to the Comprehensive Colkinom Timeline, where nothing is too unimportant to be included.
=== Pre history ===
* 14 Billion BC
** The Colkiverses are created in the Big Bang and the Pandimensional Pantheon is born.
* 6.4 Billion BC
** The Komtraahl race in its entirety is sacrificed to trap The Possessor in the Purgatory Cache.
* 65 Million BC
** The Parnjeyan Treaty prevents a hot war between the hateful Martian and Plutonian races. Instead they enter a millennia-long cold war.
** Colkiverse M: the Treaty is not signed and war begins, lasting until both planets are emptied of resources.
* 11,000 BC
** End of the last major Ice Age.
=== Ancient History ===
* 531 BC
** Minotro is born/ created/ whatever. It's dramatic.
* 476 BC
** Gwydion and a legendary team of warlocks trap the Dragon under the Drosgl Mountains, where it remains for an age. Between now and 50 AD a mini Ice Age engulfs Britannia and a glacier weakens the walls of the dragon's cave.
* 0 AD
** Warlord Xzor is born on Xzoggan Prime, and due to being immortal is still around.
* 50 AD
** Magnus Maximus plots a coup against Emperor Claudius and releases a dragon, only to be thwarted by the Main Crew. (Events of The Roman Film)
* 52 AD
** Magnus Maximus finally kills Claudius and has his revenge, only to be stopped again by the amassed forces of the Celts.
** Colkiverse D: Maximus instead allies himself with Warlord Xzor but is prevented from killing the Emperor by Iolo. (Events of Colki Who: The Roman Episode)
* 57 AD
** Colkiverse D-b: Maximus has victory, wiping out the Celts and releasing a second dragon, bringing forth an age of terror. These events are later prevented by Iolo re-entering the timeline.
* 498 AD
** Banjo Rockin' Horseman's origin. (Events of BR'Hm Origins)
* 723 AD
** Erika does some really astonishing acts and is offered the chance to become a Viking demigod.
* 1195 AD
** Colkiverse D: The Holy Grail, in fact a map to the true Grail at the centre of the Kroglglop Galaxy, is stolen from Sir Arthur Cross at Caercaled.
* 1346 AD
** Sir Catatapuss is turned into a cat-person unintentionally by the Giant Evil Brain's sibling. Same year as the beginning of the Black Death.
* 1533
** Tobias Wingmercy releases his first play, Thiefbeast. On the same year he begins crime-fighting in secret under the alias Ravenmask.
* 1666
** SCORCH is given her powers, pretty catastrophically: she caused the Great Fire of London.
* 1894
** First Zopran invasion, from the scout fossilcraft under Liverpool, UK. A group known as the Preservation of Normalcy Inquisition is responsible for defeating the robots and general Mebo Wolg.
=== 20th Century ===
* 1974
** Dr Granville Doyle presents the documentary Foresight: The End of the Future.
** Colkiverse F: The world also ends.
* 1987
** Naomi Rogers captures the villains Diskus and Yafelin in Kampala, Uganda, beginning a career in heroics.
* 1997
** Two parents are murdered by an unknown assailant in their car. Their son is gravely wounded and has no recollection of the events.
* 1999
** Business prodigy Tito Noboa is jailed for embezzlement and fraud.
** Doctors Sophia Glacier and Komodo found what will later be known as PulseTech, with conspicuous ties to the earlier jailed Noboa.
=== 21st Century ===
2000s
* 2002
** The mental institute Donovan Wolffe is held at burns down mysteriously, and he is released into the world.
* 2003
** Jonah Gordonson and Agent ? form the UNWD.
** GoLD MasTAH is turned into gold. (Events of Jonah Gordonson: Agent of the UNWD.
* 2004
** Glan Sterling is kicked out of his home, briefly imprisoned by the SGA, joins the UNWD and begins training under Blake Morris. (Events of Chaos Master Origins)
** Colkiverse B: Glan is brainwashed by the SGA and becomes an agent for them.
* 2005
** Kei Akerele's plan to utilise the UberGun is foiled with the destruction of the SGA oil rig base. Abigail Duke dies disappears.
** Dr Zachariah Spindle is mutilated on live television by a prototype ComPulseChamber. The ComPulseChamber is decommissioned by PulseTech and Spindle is admitted to Sunnyburg Sanitarium.
* 2006
** The DomIno Brothers are caught and arrested after a string of kidnappings and heists.
** UNWD technicians start work on Project Red Lightning.
** Marcus Gregorovich escapes from a research facility performing genetic experiments on him and other children.
* 2007
** The UNWD's Lockdown of '07 is caused by Auto Pilot.
* 2008
** Zachariah Spindle escapes Sunnyburg Sanitarium.
** ProsTechnic goes under when Margaret Periwinkle snaps and drowns every leading member but for the CEO, Dr Harkimo. Harkimo could not be reached for comment; Periwinkle vanishes. Dr Dundee loses her job, but is offered a role in Excoffon Labs by her friend.
** The Overfields, dubbed the Cookie Dough Devils by the media, are arrested for exploiting slave labour after being ratted out by their own son.
** UNWD Infiltrator, Matthew Crowe goes missing, and with him the drive containing the corrupted AI, Auto Pilot.
2010s
* 2010
** Private investigator, Aiden Harper, puts an end to a serial killer's reign of terror over Slotham.
* 2011
** Slug-Man is born during the Bio-Slime Scandal and joins the UNWD. (Events of Slug-Man #1-#5)
** Colkiverse B: The scandal continues, Doctor Cobra is killed and the Bio-Slime Monster becomes a key asset of the Iraz Army, gravely wounding Agent ?.
** Colkiverse B: The Battle of the Sheid Wastes rages, unleashing Godsila on the world. (Events of Yr Arf Dirgel)
* 2012
** The Battle of London takes place between the UNWD and the Zopran. (Events of Slug-Man #6-present)
* 2014
** Aided by SwagLord, Marcus Gregorovich escapes UNWD custody and discovers Quaartheim. (Events of A Place Known Simply as Quaartheim)
** Aiden Harper investigates the disappearance of Agent ?, and gets infected by the Auto Pilot virus. (Events of M4lfunc710n)
** Komodo, now at the helm of PulseTech, starts the Gehren Island experiment. Due to UNWD interference, Glacier's whistleblowing and a lack of Drs Basingstoke or LaPinsky to back him up, Komodo is forced to relent and cease the experiment, but escapes before he is captured.
** Colkiverse B: The UNWD and Glacier do not interfere due to already dire situations, Dr Basingstoke is on Komodo's side and Dr LaPinsky, after a brief treachery plot, is removed from power; the experiment continues, taking countless lives. (Prelude to the events of Bunny: Gore Justice, while the comic itself takes place in 2018.)
* 2015
** The Chop Shop Killer is identified as Teanna Rose and caught within the same year, ending a spree of murderous carjackings. Rose, a dangerous telekinetic, is admitted to Sarkham Penitentiary.
** Colkiverse B: The Snakecalypse brings widespread death and destruction. (Events of Kill Phil)
* 2017
** An unexplained 'fake' alien invasion takes place over Bristol, in which a fleet of spaceships appear, but were soon revealed to be holograms, largely theorised to be some sort of publicity stunt. Totally coincidentally, Carmichael Quigley also disappears from the city.
* 2018
** Colkiverse B: Events of Bunny: Gore Justice begin.
* 2019
** Colkiverse M: Epica is sent to Earth and begins a year-long fight against Evilio, trashing every noteworthy city on the planet in the process.
2020s
* 2027
** Colkiverse ND: Freeworld-President Thomas A. Morales declares war on 'everyone else', beginning a nuclear World War 3 that quickly dispatches of civilisation.
=== Far Future ===
* 2127
** Colkiverse ND: Murster Jihon realises the truth about what destroyed his and Luhsi's world. (Events of Loose Ends)
* 2150
** The United Human Republic is founded, spreading across the Milky Way galaxy.
* 2246
** Human discovery of life in the Kroglglop and the first interaction with the Xzorgavians.
* 2314
** Professor Pi is possessed by an ancient entity, reanimating Vorro on planet Voxolor V.
* 8630
** Weapons 4 U®©™, on Nemlerken, debuts the Type 57 Sonic Gladius to widespread acclaim.
== Other Timelines ==
Some events are hard to place on the timeline due to different dating systems or it simply being hard to tell.
* In 632 AW (After Wommening) Quing Skuohb XVII introduced the annual Plasma Plaza Portal opening ceremonies.
* Entirety of the Quaartheinian Timeline.
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