They Got Johnny, Part 1

There are mouses all over the ship. It's up to Mee and some other guys to kill them.
== Transcript ==
{Open to classroom, the Commander and Allon are sitting silently. Allon makes a quiet smacking sound.}
SPACE TREE: {Walks in} Okay, students. Quiet down. {Cut to Commander and Allon sitting there silently} Now, in today's lesson we're gonna learn the difference between a triangle and a -- {Mouse crawls along the floor} what the hell is that thing?! {Cut to Allon}
ALLON: Aah! {Jumps on top of desk} It looked like a mouse!
SPACE TREE: {As more mice start to crawl around} Aah! There's another one! Oh God, they're all over the friggin' place!
COMMANDER: Yeah, right, you guys are imagining things! There's no such thing as mouses! {Mouse lands on his head} Oh my God, it's in my hair! {Cut to Hairy Guy, who rushes over to Commander} Get it out! Get it out of my hair! {Hairy Guy rips out large amount of Commander's hair} Oof. Thanks, man!
HAIRY GUY: {Holding up chunk of hair} No, thank you. {Cut to Space Tree by a control panel}
SPACE TREE: {Presses button and imitates intercom sound} Mee Marone, could you please report to Classroom B immediately? {Cut to Mee in another room}
MEE: {Presses button and imitates intercom sound} Uh, Space Tree, could you please suck my dick immediately?
SPACE TREE: {Presses button and imitates intercom sound} This is serious business here, Marone. There's friggin' mice crawlin' all over the ship and I need some -- {Gunshot. Cut to door with hole in it, Mee's arm reaches through and presses a button, making the door open}
MEE: {Walking in holding shotgun} I came as soon as I could. Now tell me, just how in the hell -- There's one on the wall! {Whips around and shoots, causing Allon to jump off of his desk}
PINKFROSTING88: {Looks through the newly-made hole in the wall} What the frig is going on in there?
MEE: {Walks up to PinkFrosting88} Look, tentacle tits, unless you somehow figure out how to operate a shotgun without hands, {Flips her off} this doesn't concern you. {Walks over to Space Tree} Here Space Tree, you can take this other gun and -- Wait a second... You don't have hands either! Damn it, why does this ship have to be populated {cut to Commander, Hairy Guy and Allon} by a bunch of freaks and geeks? {Cut back to Mee as he walks out the door} Well I guess I'll have to kill all the mice myself. Pussies. {Cut back to Allon and Commander}
ALLON: C'mon Commander, we've gotta find a way to save those mice!
COMMANDER: Uh... okay. {Walks toward door with Allon}
SPACE TREE: Hold it right there. You know this is your fault, right?
ALLON: Me? What did I do?
SPACE TREE: Are you forgetting the first rule of the classroom? No chewing gum.
{Cuts to a sign that reads: 
RULES OF THE CLASSROOM
1. NO CHEWING GUM
2. No loitering
3. No shenanigans}
COMMANDER: Space Tree, don't be such a square. Allon doesn't play by the rules, he's a rebel!
ALLON: Sorry Space Tree, but what does the gum chewing have to do with the mice?
SPACE TREE: Check the pack your gum came in. It clearly states that chewing gum attracts mice.
ALLON: {holds up GUM pack} No it doesn’t. {Space Tree grabs the pack with a ‘squish’ and tosses it away.}
SPACE TREE: It does, trust me. {Allon slowly slides out the door} Chewing gum attracts mice.
COMMANDER: Look, we don’t have time to waste sitting around listening to your conspiracy theories. We have to go save some innocent vermin! I’d ask you to come along, but I heard somewhere that you can’t even operate a shotgun. Cuz you don’t have hands. Heh. {Commander leaves.}
SPACE TREE: I’ll show them… I’ll show them all!
HAIRY GUY: Even me? {Was standing just outside the right of the panel}
SPACE TREE: Sure.
{New Scene}
MEE: Thanks for coming, T. Here’s the gun.
TAHOMA: Well, it sounded like you needed all the help you could get! But, I don’t think I’m the most qualified person to be hunting a flock of mice.
MEE: Well if there’s anyone I know who can handle a long hard gun, it’s definitely you.
TAHOMA: But I’ve never used a gun before..
MEE: It’s just like using a microphone.
TAHOMA: Oh! Well, in that case, I’m an expert! I guess I have to talk into this part {Points barrel toward her face} and pull the trigger to turn it on. {Pulls trigger repeatedly, nothing happens.} Uh, it doesn’t seem to be working.
MEE: Oh yeah, you need to put some shells in first. Here you go.
JOHNNY: Hey guys, can I help?
MEE: Damnit, Johnny, this isn’t the time for you to try to play hero.
JOHNNY: But I even brought my own gun, see? {Pulls out small blue pistol} It’s not a shotgun like yours, but… it’s blue!
MEE: Fine, you can come. We got Johnny. Shave that moustache first, you look like a dick. Frickin' lanky, son-of-a-bitch.
JOHNNY: But I don’t know how to shave… {Touches moustache gingerly}
MEE: Then figure it out! Geez. Just frickin' type “Shaving” into Google and see what you find.
TAHOMA: Really, Johnny. Try to use a little common sense. {She still stands with the shotgun pointed at herself, cocks it.}
{New scene. A piece of cheese sits between Allon and Commander, who is sitting on an asteroid rock and wearing a Reginald cap.}
COMMANDER: Allon, I don’t think this cheese is working. I haven’t even seen one mouse yet.
ALLON: {Holds up gum, mouse crawls past in background} Well, maybe I should try chewing some more gum.
COMMANDER: No, chewing gun doesn’t really attract mice, Space Tree totally made that up.
ALLON: Well, do you have a better idea?
COMMANDER: {Stands} As a matter of fact I do! We should get Barry White to come here and sing, so that he attracts all the mice into this room and we can save them!
ALLON: Did you steal that from the Simpsons?
COMMANDER: Uh, no. That was snakes, so this is totally different.
ALLON: Oh yeah, but we don’t have Barry White, so we’ll just have to find someone with a relatively deep voice.
COMMANDER: Right! And I think I know just the guy to call! Myself.
{New Scene. PF is laying on floor over some specs.}
PINKFROSTING: {Smacks} Yep, these are fresh mouse tracks. And they taste like they’re headed in a North-Westerly direction. The most delicious direction of all.
SPACE TREE: Yeah, Marone doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Not only can we operate a shotgun, despite this so called lack of hands, but we can track the mice better than he ever could.
PINKFROSTING: Well, I can at least.
SPACE TREE: Hey look, there’s a mouse over there! Check this out, I’m going to shoot it with my gun. {He handles the gun, which causes it to fire upward and he drops it} Whoa! God!
PINKFROSTING: Nice try. I guess I have to do everything.
SPACE TREE: Yeah… I did that on purpose, OK? That was a joke.
{A mouse wearing a golden crown enters from the left as PF cocks her gun}
PINKFROSTING: OK Mister mouse, prepare {At this point the gun slips out of her slimy grasp, hitting the floor and firing through the ceiling, where Johnny is holding a razor.}
SPACE TREE: {Wearing the sunglasses and pipe} Yeah, now who’s useless?
PINKFROSTING: I, uh, dropped it on purpose… because killing mice is cruel.
SPACE TREE: OK, I guess it’s my turn again, so… OH MY GOD! {We now see that they are surrounded on both sides my a plethora of mice, eerie music starts} What the hell?! Where’d all these frickin mice come from? And why do they look so pissed off?
PINKFROSTING: Uh, I think I crushed their queen. {We see PF’s shotgun has crushed the crown-wearing mouse from earlier. The screen zooms out into 4 panels. The others display the cheese wedge, a Freely McWheely puppet, and a phone. The phone rings, and it takes up the full screen.}
REGINALD: Reginald speaking. ‘Ho yeah. They’re all over the ship. That’s right. … Well I’ll make sure it gets done. MR. PRESIDENT.
TO BE CONTINUED
{Roll credits}
== Easter Eggs ==
* At the end screen, click the cheese to see Fixing a Robot, from No Chalk, sung by Shmorky.
* Click the small chunk of cheese at the very left to hear some unused voice for the scene in which Mee decides to kill the mice.
== Fun Facts ==
* Space Tree's chalkboard reads: Triangles are the sexiest shape of all shapes in Shapeland.
*Even though the cartoon is called "They got Johnny, Part 1", the next cartoon that was released was not They got Johnny, part 2". Instead, episode 58 was skipped and the next release was episode 59, The Memory Tree.
* Space Tree has both held and cocked a shotgun in many other episodes. In The Crown, Space Tree shoots the Marone Mongoose, but this is only during a dream sequence. However, he is also seen repeatedly firing it in Seasons Greetings To You!, and uses one to apparently shoot himself in I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space, suggesting he is perfectly capable of using a shotgun, and that he did, in fact, drop it on purpose, as a joke.
* Reginald's phone call at the end is a reference to the ending of the PlayStation game 'Metal Gear Solid'.
*Out of frame, below the credit that reads 'TO BE CONTINUED' it says 'HEH'.
=== References ===
* Space Tree mentions Triangles. Also, this is the first time he tries to teach about something different than triangles ("The difference between a triangles and...").
* The Hairy Guy rips off the Commander's hair in exactly the same way as he did in Sideburned in Space.
* The Simpsons is a well-known cartoon, which did have an episode called Whacking Day with snakes and Barry White.
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