Squidward vs Benson

Squidward Tentacles vs Benson Dunwoody is the fourteenth installment of Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles. It features the annoyed squid, Squidward Tentacles, against the angry candy machine Benson Dunwoody to see which grumpy cartoon character is better. It was released on September 18th, 2014.
== Cast ==
Zander Kanack as Benson
Justin Buckner as Squidward Tentacles
== Lyrics ==
=== Benson Dunwoody: ===
Mordecai and Rigby, take this asshole away to put him under the sea!
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait, I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people asses 
No wonder everyone in Bikini Bottom thinks that you’re a bastard! 
Do I even need to try? I can get Skips to fuck up your squid ass,
And your nose is bigger than Mr. Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even Patrick thinks that you’re a prick!
Grow some balls, no one wants to get near that Bikini Bottom dick!
=== Squidward Tentacles: ===
Could you be quiet?! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at employee's for being better than you!
You’re a candy machine with his patience too small!
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to say that your show shouldn’t be on TV,
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me!
You're gonna lose, you're gonna prove, that you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
I'm gonna break your nose, because this time YOU’RE FIRED!
=== Benson Dunwoody: ===
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet!!
You work at the Krusty Krab, this isn't the first time you've tasted defeat!
You slacker! Stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles!
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career!
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing that I fear!
Stop slacking, your music is like your career, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking Spongebob's dick and GET BACK TO WORK!
=== Squidward Tentacles: ===
WHAT WORK?! I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina!
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner!
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter!
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have to control my bladder!
I’m under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd!
I’m about to leave you more embarrassed than when you say that word!
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed,
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty!