Crash and Spyro Team Rumble: A Party in the Making (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Crash and Spyro Team Rumble: A Party in the Making written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A Birthday Bash".
==Plot==
(Before the story, Aku Aku show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)
*Aku Aku: Warning! The following crossover contain spoilers for Crash Team Rumble for one of the Seasons. If you haven't played the game, you will not understand the references. But if you do, you will know what the references are. If you haven't played the game, then that's fine. You can play the game if you want before reading the story. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin.
NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
(The story starts with Chick and Stew broadcasting the Wumpa News Network while recapping on the events of the Team Rumble where Crash and Spyro's teams are competing in the Tiki Towers while facing off Cortex and Ripto's teams in wake of the Tiki Towers being destroyed while sinking down in the ocean)
*Announcer: Live from the Wumpa Islands! You are watching the Wumpa News Network!
*Chick: Top of the morning folks! This is Chick Gizzard Lips! Reporting you live!
*Stew: And I'm Stew! Always hyping up on the ratings.
*Chick: Last week's Team Rumble was wild! Can't you believe how many people have performed in the games while throwing their antics in the battle?
*Stew: We have special guests coming over, but the games were interrupted when the forces of Cortex and Ripto showed up out of nowhere and almost ruined their day.
*Stew: The villains were tearing the brawl, bashing against each other and fighting over some wumpa to fill in their banks for supremacy. Also, one of them drink a beaker that turn them giant as a monster and crush the entire island down like a sand castle.
*Chick: Hope is not giving up yet as Crash and Spyro tend to never give up and save the day from the forces of evil. They defeat Ripto for justice and save our homes from being burned if Ripto were to win and take over our homes by calling it Riptonia in both worlds. In fact, Ripto never won a single trophy in his life since being bullied by students in elementary school.
*Stew: Afterwards, they were honored for their heroism and given a party at the Artisans at the Dragon Realms for their victory for defeating Ripto and all the bad guys in total!
*Chick: These guys are the legends. They're like the goats. The beats and the greatest of all time!
*Stew: I heard today the bandicoots are having their anniversary since their birth in the mid-90s. Even Spyro is having a birthday too since his birth in September!
*Chick: Do you remember the 21st night of September when people were jamming into Earth, Wind and Fire when their songs are a hit in the music industry?
*Stew: Hell yeah! They were the bomb back in the days! I bet people are going to throw some balloons and Pinatas at each other with candies!
*Chick: Thank you all for tuning in to the Wumpa News Network. Be sure to tune back for upcoming updates on the next Team Rumble match around the world!
*Stew: I'm getting pumped up for some rumbling in the fighting program. I wonder who's gonna make me a chicken sandwich while I'm punching into sandbags.
*Chick: You don't wanna know who will cook a chicken sandwich for you.
*Stew: I bet I'll eat some dragon fruit given by Nestor from yesterday. *eat a dragon fruit* Mmm. So good. It even taste like a Wumpa fruit.
*Chick: Doesn't taste anything like a Wumpa, but a flavor of grape.
*Stew: Anything, but pineapple. *look up* Play the commercial, please. *the screen turn off*
(Meanwhile in the Peace Keepers of the Dragon Realms, a birthday celebration for Crash and Spyro is being held at Cliff Town as everyone and all of their friends gather around to celebrate with their favorite heroes with fireworks popping in the sky and balloons popping to spread confetti all over the sand)
*Everyone: Happy birthday Crash and Spyro!
*Crash: *hold a present* Ooh ha.
*Spyro: Happy birthday to us. *laugh*
*Aku Aku: You guys save the world and prove how brave you two are for defeating Ripto in the Team Rumble.
*Sparx: Everyone deserve a wumpa fruit and gem in the goodie bags.
*Coco: Thanks for letting us know Sparx. We'll be happy to open our gifts once we cut the cake and cook up the food.
*Crunch: I'm gonna dig in like eating pasta in Italy.
*Tawna: Look like we're starving for some steak and ribs.
*Alvar: Get the steak and ribs going!
*Nestor: Time to cook on the appetite. *cook the steak and ribs on the grill*
*Lateef: *smell the food cooking* Ah. Smell real good like meat.
*Sting: Don't forget the seasoning.
*Bubba: *drop some seasoning on the meats* Can't forget the best part of the meal.
*Moneybags: *show up* Birthday guys, today is your lucky day. You are offered some souvenirs from around the world with great gifts and prizes with gift cards. Anyone want some offers for 300 gems?
*Spyro: What? 300 gems? That's expensive.
*Crunch: Is there a price lower than 300?
*Moneybags: I'm sorry. This is all I got from my shop. Buy them before they all sold out.
*Crunch: That is a rip-off! You could have sell one cheap item in your shack like a Wumpa fruit or soda can. You're killing our wallets, money bear!
*Moneybags: Sorry customers. I make the rules. No refunds after a buy whatever you get when you don't get upset.
*Coco: Ugh! We could have gotten a hat from Hawaii or a T-shirt from Alabama.
*Tawna: Hard pass. Lower your prices a bit better next time.
*Moneybags: Oh man. What am I going to do with all of this? Thank you for disqualifying with your terrible customer service reviews on my deals! I'm going to sell lizard burgers at the food station. *walk off*
*Spyro: Forget him. At least we got some cool stuff here like balloon hats and yo-yos.
*Polar: *play with the sheep* Ra!
*Pura: *meet up with the meerkats* Aw.
*Hasty: Everyone got badges and pins for their bags. *laugh*
*Yaya: I'm down for some dumplings.
*Rilla Roo: Hoo hoo hoo! *eat a banana*
*Pasadena: You could make a pizza with meatballs inside of the cheese.
*Ebenezer: Isn't that stuffed crusted?
*Pasadena: Kind of. But more like it.
*Ebenezer: The world loves pizza. *laugh*
*Catbat: I am more of a burger type person. But a pizza burger would be okay, knowing for my tastes of pepperoni.
*Alvar: The food is ready! By the way, I grilled them with some seasoning.
*Gavin: Order up!
*Alban: Pass out the plates!
*Bubba: *put the food on the plates while putting some uncooked food to cook on the grill next* Feel free to choose with no complaining.
*Enzo: Take whatever you like and save room for dessert.
*Coco: *she and everyone grab their meals on the plate* Yeah. I got steak and ribs.
*Crash: *lick the rib on the plate* Ah.
*Crunch: It's chow time.
*Tawna: Time to dig in like moles.
*Blink: *he and everyone eat the food* Yummy.
*Professor: I taste the seasoning!
*Zoe: Good old barbeque food to never forget.
*Elora: I love these cheeseburgers. They never fail to impress us.
*Moneybags: Come on. Even my lizard burgers is going to taste better. I'm off cooking my own food. *cook a lizard on the grill* Yeah. Cook it like a chicken breast.
*Catbat: Spicy burgers. My favorite. *eat a spicy burger*
*Yaya: *eat a dumpling* Love me some dumplings. Even a plant-based burger too.
*Spyro: This taste the joy of life. Anyone agree on that?
*Crash: He he.
*Coco: Barbeque food is so much better than school cafeteria food these days.
*Crunch: Hey, we don't go to school.
*Tawna: Neither is college or a university.
*Catbat: Can't beat school without calculus. *laugh and eat a pickle*
*Spyro: Man, I love this party food. It's like we got a whole bunch of variety served in our bellies. We could never own all of this if it weren't us for winning the Team Rumble at the Tiki Towers.
*Ember: You did what you did to save the worlds from dying.
*Flame: Ripto is pretty much dead and the world is in good hands without his schemes.
*Spyro: That little short-tempered dinosaur is never gonna lay a tail on me ever again since the fight at Winter Tundra.
*Hunter: You totally knocked the guy when you beat him with your fire power.
*Spyro: Me, Crash, Aku Aku and Sparx did the same thing by sharing our powers to torch the big guy's belly up.
*Bianca: But thankfully, you saved us when the islands were sinking.
*Spyro: I know what I did to save your butts out of the sinking islands.
*Catbat: The Tiki Towers is lost forever, but will be remembered as one of the islands to fight for the Team Rumble.
*Crunch: I bet there are more places to fight for the Team Rumble like Just Beachy.
*Tomas: *show up with the council* Spyro, Crash. Happy birthday.
*Spyro: Hey Tomas. Checking in on the job.
*Tomas: We would love to thank you, but we would like to congrats on your win at the Team Rumble.
*Spyro: Told you we would be victorious on that match.
*Crash: He he.
*Magnus: Everyone have been talking about you lately. Think about saving all the gems and torching some sheep while you're at it.
*Titan: I thought the people at the Wumpa Islands always beat up chickens like sheep in all the places in the world.
*Astor: Trust me, they're everywhere these days like flies and mosquitos in the swamp.
*Cho Lei: You see a lot of creatures crawling on the walls when you don't see them that often.
*Sparx: Neither is spotting a butterfly.
*Coco: Are you guys going to tell us something regarding on our benefits?
*Tomas: You guy are in good shape. There may be a future ahead. Think about all the good luck you can get out of your goals.
*Spyro: We got a lot of goals to complete, especially doing our chores.
*Tawna: We do the chores and finish our tasks whatever we have to get done.
*Coco: Every skill point we've done, we always complete them on time.
*Tomas: I know get the job done and know what you're gonna get in luck.
*Cho Lei: There are more challenges coming in your way. Stay tune for more updates on your next training course.
*Spyro: That's the news to tell us?
*Tomas: Oh well. Nothing to worry about. There are no egg thieves are gnorcs lurking in the realms right now as everything is in good shape.
*Cho Lei: No gnorc is gonna stop us by bombing a cannonball on our walls.
*Spyro: But still, we are born to glide.
*Crash: Ooh wee.
*Aku Aku: And to fight with boxes.
*Coco: We're more of boxers, like defenders and protectors of the islands.
*Catbat: I got a army of bats with me to take care of.
*Flame: We got homework to work on too as well.
*Ember: This party is lighting up as a Quinceañera.
*Sheila: Feeling wild like a cowgirl. Yee-haw!
*Sgt. James Byrd: A agent's work is always done.
*Bentley: Breaking up the limits like errands.
*Bartholomew: That is pretty good I say.
*Agent 9: Wowzers! You rock and roll.
*Tomas: Today is the greatest day in all of the Dragon Realms' history and you guys are the best and on a roll! Go Wumpa!
*Spyro: Wumpa fruits for the win.
*Crash: He he!
*Aku Aku: We got the best of both worlds where we can communicate and socialize with people from other worlds.
*Sparx: That does it.
*Coco: This party is gonna be lit for so long.
*Crunch: As long everyone get tired, you know when it's time for them to go when the day is cover.
*Tawna: I heard.
*Catbat: Classic.
(At the end of the day, the people from the Wumpa Islands and Dragon Realms are about to return to their homes as they wave goodbye at each other before heading back through the portals)
*Papu Papu: Papu wish you all the best of luck and happy feasting!
*Farmer Ernest: Thanks for the invite, mates.
*Ebenezer: Peace out if you may!
*Pasadena: Thanks for the food.
*Rilla Roo: *hold lot of goodie bags* Hoo hoo hoo!
*Hasty: Rilla, wait up! I got a lot of goodie bags to carry.
*Yaya: Thank you very much. Keep the gum drops if you like. *eat a gummy bear and follow the gang*
*Crash: *wave* Ah ah.
*Coco: See you guys later.
*Crunch: You rule!
*Tawna: Don't you wanna be ya.
*Catbat: And now, the last slice. *eat a burger* Perfect. Well cooked and well done.
*Spyro: We had a great party together, right everyone?
*Flame: Bro, you play it cool.
*Ember: Always seizing the day when you play it out.
*Sparx: Just like that.
*Sting: Fun fun fun.
*Hunter: We made so many new friends over there and they were pretty nice.
*Bianca: Some old friends we know like Papu Papu, they crack me up.
*Zoe: No offense the Wumpa Islands never have fairies helping animals in need of support, but they have ancient spirit masks to protect them from crime.
*Aku Aku: If you need me, just give me a call.
*Tomas: Hope you all have a great party and get yourself a good night rest. Also, Crash and Spyro. I need to talk to you for a second.
*Crash: Ooh?
*Spyro: Yeah. Go right ahead. Make it quick. I gotta rest my wings before the next morning.
*Tomas: You're the kind of heroes we love and wanted. You really accomplished your dreams for what you can put up. But there are some errands to get done in the meantime.
*Crash: Huh?
*Spyro: About what?
*Tomas: You know. Chores to complete and important events to get through. I heard Chick and Stew may be planning on doing another Team Rumble event, but with ton of surprises.
*Aku Aku: Ton of surprises you ask? Is it a spoiler or a super secret to not tell to everyone in the world?
*Sparx: Where did you get this source?
*Tomas: Remember the other day when the Artisans was hosting a victory celebration on your win in the Team Rumble, me, Chick and Stew were discussing about another event in the Team Rumble. But this time, they wanna throw out lot of surprises and gifts. Something like a party mode. You know I'm saying?
*Crash: Whoa!
*Spyro: A party mode in the Team Rumble? No way! We wanna do that. I mean, to go and participate in the next match.
*Tomas: That would be fun. There will be minigames to compete and the one with the most wins is the grand prize winner.
*Coco: No way. We wanna compete.
*Crunch: That's it. I'm calling it a day. I'm going in the party zone.
*Ember: You mean like a party mode?
*Flame: It doesn't have to be any party. It can be any party for fun, like an anniversary.
*Tomas: We'll be discussing more in the morning. Chick and Stew will get you covered on when the party mode is gonna start.
*Cho Lei: You guys deserve a proper season after all the chaos Ripto have caused a week ago. The chickens know they want to restart the season with something fun, something amazing.
*Magnus: It won't be as bad as the last one, I swear.
*Titan: Are they going to eat a lot of candy in the party mode?
*Astor: *hit Titan* No silly! They're going to compete for the party mode! Didn't you just heard what they said?!
*Titan: What? Maybe I misheard it or my ears aren't working well as they used to. *pick his ears*
*Spyro: We'll be there and join the fun by the next morning.
*Ember: We're gonna have to listen to the morning announcements, then get the details for what's coming up.
*Tomas: I'll let you guys know when all the things are settled by morning.
*Cho Lei: Hope you guys take a good night rest and enjoy your sleep.
*Bianca: Thank you for all stopping by to celebrate with us. We really appreciate it.
*Hunter: I thought I was going to be the only one to not get a goodie bag before the food.
*Enzo: Man, we got a lot to clean up to wrap up the party.
*Halvor: It's over now. So let's get our feet and tails going and clean up the Cliff Town.
*Marco: When a party is over, whoever set this up, we take it all down.
*Peace Keeper Titan: Can't judge by the rules.
*Peace Keeper Magnus: It lasted long for the biggest fun of all.
*Coco: Oh well, we better get going. See you guys later.
*Spyro: You too Coco.
*Crunch: Bye everyone. Rock and roll with the waves.
*Tawna: You guys are the best.
*Catbat: Let's go home to our worlds.
*Sparx: Thank you for stopping by with us Aku Aku. We'll meet again soon with some updates.
*Aku Aku: You know when it's the time to join the rumble again and compete for battles and games.
*Spyro: You had us wondering.
*Crash: Ah. *he and his team head to a portal to return home*
*Spyro: And now, the Wumpa Islands citizens left to go back to their homes.
*Agent 9: What a coincidence to the wise guys, eh?
*Nestor: I've got work to do at the Artisans tomorrow morning.
*Gavin: I'll see you back there at Stone Hill, Nestor.
*Nils: Thank you for building my statue back at Town Square, Nestor.
*Nestor: You have my word.
*Spyro: Alright. Nothing to worry about and let's go.
*Sparx: All the way home. *everyone head to the portals to return home*
*Tomas: See you soon by friends. *he and the Council of Elders head to a portal to return home*
(At the Wumpa Islands, the citizens arrive from the portals as the bandicoots, Aku Aku and Catbat return to the bandicoots' house with Polar and Pura catching up to to go inside of the house)
*Coco: Man, what a party it is.
*Crunch: Back to the limbo to the full house.
*Crash: He he.
*Tawna: It was fun, while lasted for the good stuff.
*Polar: Rawr!
*Pura: Ah.
*Catbat: We could have brought in some leftovers, but almost all the people ate all the food and they couldn't save me a cheeseburger on the go. Weird.
*Aku Aku: That's the part about leftovers. When people can't finish eating, they save some for another day and eat them quick before they go bad like old bread.
*Catbat: Eating expired food can get you sick. That's what my therapist told me back in March when I got a stomach ache from eating a ten year old burger left at Burger King hiding on the garbage bin.
*Coco: Gross. Animals have the sensibility to sniff on certain foods like old fruits and crumbs.
*Crunch: What about leftovers?
*Tawna: We're not talking about leftovers here. Weren't you even listening?
*Crunch: Why do I always get topics wrong?
*Aku Aku: Some food are always left to waste on the ground. I hate when people waste their food like they never want to eat them.
*Catbat: Like no one really care for fruits when they're in high school and dump them all in the trash while the staffs try to eat them and get in trouble for it. You'll never lay a fruit or vegetable to waste when you just grab it with your hands and eat it.
*Crash: *eat a Wumpa fruit* Mmm.
*Coco: Even Crash is eating a Wumpa fruit right now.
*Tawna: I see. That's how you don't waste a fruit when you touch it.
*Aku Aku: So Catbat, do you plan on staying over tonight?
*Catbat: Yeah, sure. Why not?
*Aku Aku: It's just a question.
*Catbat: Thought this question would be complicated than solving the hardest math riddle in college.
*Coco: We set up a bed for you to stay.
*Crunch: Everyone got their own rooms to sleep in.
*Crash: He he.
*Tawna: Proud of staying with you guys as always.
*Polar: Ah.
*Pura: Aw.
*Aku Aku: Cool. Now let's get to bed all together.
*Crash: *he and everyone go to bed* Ah.
*Coco: I love the sheets, I love the mattress and I love everything put in the bed.
*Crunch: With no more fulling around and disturbance, I can have some quiet time now.
*Tawna: You don't have to full around to be a party animal.
*Catbat: Have always been this wild since getting my own place.
*Polar: *sleep* Ah.
*Pura: *sleep* Ooh.
*Aku Aku: Until then, lights out.
*Coco: Goodnight, Aku Aku.
*Crunch: Sleep tight and don't you wanna be ya on the broken bump.
*Crash: Ah. *turn off the lights*
*Tawna: Goodnight.
*Catbat: No bed bugs and it's all good.
*Aku Aku: Ah. Now it's time for some rest. *sleep with everyone*
(At the Dragon Castles, Spyro and his friends show up back at the castle as they sit together in the living room while Flame jump on the sofa)
*Spyro: After a long party, it's good to be back in shape and back on track with our schedule.
*Flame: *jump on the sofa* I am having the fun in here.
*Ember: Flame, don't jump on the sofa. You're gonna hurt yourself.
*Flame: *sit on the sofa* What? I'm a dragon. We're born to fly and not crash on walls like possums.
*Hunter: Ever wonder if you wander off somewhere else and somehow encounter the wrong group while migrating?
*Bianca: Hunter, why do you always have to walk out like this when we are staying as a group and catching up with others in the wild?
*Hunter: I almost got a little lost in Glimmar. Then at Sunrise Spring, and suddenly got booby trapped in a cage at Evening Lake.
*Spyro: Why do you always have to be so clumsy?
*Hunter: I'm not clumsy. Well, sometimes. *Sparx hit him* Hey!
*Sparx: I saw you. We're always watching.
*Hunter: This has been a stache in Avalar for so long and now, it's happening again at the Dragon Realms.
*Bianca: You really gotta learn how to keep up before you fall into the wrong places like the sharp bones at Skelos Badlands.
*Hunter: Well, it's not happening again as I will focus on paying attention like always.
*Spyro: You're gonna forget again. I know.
*Hunter: No. I move away from bad mistakes and move on.
*Flame: There is no such thing as good mistakes, is it?
*Ember: The world is flawed by magic these days.
*Spyro: *yawn* Gosh, it feel like it pass my bed time.
*Sparx: We better get to sleep.
*Hunter: That's right. It's time to go to bed.
*Bianca: We'll be upstairs.
*Ember: Right behind you.
*Flame: Wait up. I knew this is going to be a sleepover.
(Spyro and his friends catch up upstairs as they head over to their bedrooms as they sleep on the beds by stretching their arms to wrap up the day)
*Spyro: *in his room with Sparx* Ah, yeah. Stretch that up as a worm.
*Sparx: After a long day of celebrating, it's good to kick back some balloons and sleep tight like a kid.
*Spyro: You know what they say Sparx, it's always early to catch the worm on Earth.
*Sparx: Or is it a bagel? *giggles*
*Flame: *in the guest room with Ember* I didn't know this place has a guest room. That's awesome!
*Ember: Even Mrs. Shoutfire's place has a guest room for guests to stay over for one night. Even Spyro's castle house has a guest room like everyone else.
*Flame: Eh, look like we have to share the same room together.
*Ember: Whatever. Just get some rest.
*Hunter: *in his room with Bianca* I feel like a party pooper. Did we save some chips before we left?
*Bianca: We just left before you can save them to go.
*Hunter: Aw. I missed it.
*Bianca: At least, one of them could be in one of the goodie bags.
*Hunter: I checked in them and they weren't inside.
*Bianca: You must have missed your chance.
*Hunter: Whatever, we're going to bed.
*Bianca: Fine. Goodnight by the way and sweet dreams. *sleep with Hunter*
*Flame: *about to sleep in his room with Ember* Goodnight Ember.
*Ember: Don't let the bed fleas bite. *sleep with Flame*
*Spyro: *about to sleep in his room with Sparx* Time to go to bed and rest before the sun's up.
*Sparx: Alright then. Goodnight my pal.
*Spyro: Sweet dreams.
*Sparx: And no bed bug is gonna stop us from biting like fleas. *sleep with Spyro*
(As Spyro's gang go to sleep at the Dragon Castles, meanwhile at Cortex's Castle, the lab assistants are seen at work while building some weapons and shooting them at the targets as well shooting at their own colleagues by accident over a shot. Some of them are fixing the pipes and building new machines to activate them on the conveyor belt to build on gadgets. At Cortex's lab, we see many of the henchmen working together as well pinching at each other and throwing tubes at each other while Cortex is calling for attendance and wonder where his other two henchmen are.)
*Cortex: Hello? Have anyone seen N. Gin and Ripper Roo in here? They have not been showing up on attendance lately. Also, where are my beakers?!
*N. Brio: Master Cortex, the newly made beakers are ready to be served.
*Cortex: Get my armors going. We're gonna need lot of metal to build to plan our next attack on the bandicoots.
*N. Brio: Aye aye, sir.
*Dingodile: *test out his flamethrower* Oh yeah. This flamethrower is burning up as a oven set too high.
*Tiny: *cut up the sandbags* Tiny cut it all!
*Cortex: Easy on the weapon, boys! Play it safe!
*Uka Uka: *show up* DR. NEO CORTEX!
*Cortex: Whoa! Uka Uka, you scared me. Like always! What's with the grumpy face of yours?
*Uka Uka: Why aren't you tracking down the animals as always? Get to work!
*Cortex: Shush. I only have time to track down the animals when I have the chance to experiment them.
*Nina: Uncle, Fake Crash won't let me play with my doll.
*Fake Crash: *play with the Coco doll* Ah hoo hoo hoo!
*Cortex: Fake Crash, you hand over the doll right now or I'll shoot you!
*Fake Crash: Uh? *eat the doll and laugh*
*Cortex: FAKE CRASH! Why you little doofus ate my niece's favorite doll of hers?!
*Nina: Ugh! You ate my toy! Spit it out or I'll get you! *grab Fake Crash and roll over to fight him*
*Cortex: Stop, stop, stop! Nina! Fake Crash! FC! Enough! Ugh! Why do I have to deal with these kids when they're not acting right like regular scientists. I hate my job.
*N. Tropy: *throw his fork to the target of Crash* Me too. It's a waste of time. I should have beat the bandicoot by now if it wasn't for you.
*Cortex: Why wouldn't I listen to you for your schemes?
*Pinstripe: I got the guns ready so I can get shooting like a cowboy. *shoot at the rats* Ha ha ha.
*Koala Kong: *smash a weight* Dang it. It took too much weight to break a chain of metal.
*Komodo Joe: We'll have your ssssssurrender!
*Komodo Moe: Let's face it! You got a sword with you?
*Cortex: I don't have time for your games. What are you talking about?
*Komodo Joe: You wanna play sword?
*Komodo Moe: I got you a sword so we can play like we did with baseball bats.
*Cortex: I'm not going to play with any of your swords! I got work to do, but I need to find my other two henchmen. They're late for work!
*Komodo Joe: Late for work, eh?
*Komodo Moe: Have they ever been late on the clock once?
*Cortex: We live together. My boys have never been this late before. But where could they be?
*Nina: They must be at the bathroom, fixing the toilet.
*Cortex: Wrong! They're in here somewhere.
*N. Tropy: They're not at the kitchen.
*Uka Uka: Neither is the training room.
*Cortex: I swear, if N. Gin and Ripper Roo doesn't show up on attendance, I'm gonna freak out!
*Uka Uka: Say what? Are you going to blow up like a marshmallow blowing up in the microwave?
*Cortex: Aurgh! That's it. I'm losing my patience here! I need someone to pick my last boys up. *point at the lab assistant* You there. Go to N. Gin's lab and pick my boys up. They are running late on the job and I know these two are working together in one of their labs as always.
*Lab Assistant #1: *salute* Yes sir. I'll go to the other lab to pick up N. Gin and Ripper Roo.
*Cortex: Go right now as they need to come for an important serious talk!
*Lab Assistant #1: I'm on my way to find N. Gin and Ripper Roo. Onward and upward! *rush to the other lab*
*Nina: Meh. Why can't I do the job?
*Fake Crash: Ooh?
*Lab Assistant #2: *hold up some books* I think your boss got something else for you guys to do.
*Cortex: *think and concern* My other boys better not be that busy as always. Cause I swear, they're up to nowhere good out of the box and where the boys have been since taking a break from inventing.
(Meanwhile at N. Gin's lab, N. Gin is seen constructing all of his machines together as well using a phone to contract Ripper Roo on the ongoing latest inventions in the lab)
*N. Gin: Got the engines and wires going. Just needed a few more coordinates to get the portal warping going. All I need is some batteries to activate the portals, but I don't know how to do it. Only Ripper Roo can give out the call as I must call him on the job right now! *use a phone to contract Ripper Roo* Ripper Roo? Are you there? Hello? Can you come over to investigate on the latest invention I'm making?
(At Ripper Roo's Curious Cabinet of Curiosities, Ripper Roo is seen in his gentleman disguise while touring everyone in the Art of Taxidermy with various extinct species such as dinosaurs with Ripper Roo using his cane to tap on the display on what these species were like in their origins)
*Ripper Roo: The mosasaur was a dinosaur like no other. Like most carnivores, they can fight as much belly beasts they want, but they probably won't top a tyrannosaurus rex in battle as well killing Dromaeosauruses and velociraptors. This guy can also eat a ten-pound hamburger in just five seconds. Does anyone have any questions?
*Kid #1: How can a mosasaur be superior to a actual T-rex?
*Ripper Roo: Their weight, gain and strength are as strong as what the original T-rex is like. They even ate a Pteranodon in a chase during the Jurassic era!
*Kid #2: So cool. Even a pterodactyl can be eaten by one.
*Adult #1: This dinosaur is very clever and can stay up to many years in a lifespan.
*Adult #2: I thought turtles can stay up longer as a tortoise.
*Ripper Roo: Tortoises and turtles are the same. Well, same with a chimpanzee having similarities to a ape, the same can apply to a alligator being compared to a crocodile. *get a phone call* No, not now. Ugh, I need to take this phone call real quick. *answer the phone* Hello? This is Ripper Roo. How may I help you?
*N. Gin: *voice* Ripper Roo, come over to my lab! I need help on working on the portal machines to activate the portals.
*Ripper Roo: Not now. *giggle* Um, um. *gulp* Oh sure. I would love to come.
*N. Gin: *voice* Make it quick. I got a blast to make when the machines are activated.
*Ripper Roo: I'll be there. *giggle*
*Kid #3: What are you saying?
*Adult #3: Are you okay, sir?
*Ripper Roo: Well, well, well. I am about to wrap up this tour and hope everyone have a good day on talking about rare exinct species in the world. *laugh maniacally and take off his disguise as he jump all over the museum*
*Kid #1: Holy goosebumps! He's hopping all over the museum!
*Adult #1: That guy is a maniac! Get out of here as soon as possible!
*Security #1: Make way to the escape! This museum is a myth! Go go go!
*Security #2: Evacuate! *he and everyone scream and run out of the museum*
(Everyone evacuate out of Ripper Roo's Curious Cabinet of Curiosities as Ripper Roo hop all over the animal skeletons and human statues as he break into the storage rooms and activate the machine by warping into N. Gin's lab and arrive by a crash by a surprised N. Gin)
*N. Gin: Ripper Roo, you finally made it. How was the tour doing for ya in your own museum?
*Ripper Roo: Toy ga.
*N. Gin: That's it? The museum only last for ten minutes? What a tour.
*Ripper Roo: Hoo hoo hoo.
*N. Gin: I bet you were as fast as a speedy cheetah. The tour never stop on extinction.
*Ripper Roo: He he he. Ha ha ha.
*N. Gin: Come on. We got work to do in the lab as well activating the machines. Let's go. *work on the machines*
*Ripper Roo: He he ha ha ha! *put on his gentleman disguise and work on the chalkboard by writing some math and fractions as well turning on the machines*
*N. Gin: *wonder* Uh, Ripper? What are you doing?
*Ripper Roo: *speak clearly in full sentence* Based on my calculations, if we presume that relic stations interpret team affiliation at the point of pressure activation, we should be able to finally influence boost advantages in our favor.
*N. Gin: Ripper! Come help me on the machines, you bouncy fool!
*Ripper Roo: *confused* Who?
*N. Gin: When you're done with whatever it is you're doing, I need a extra pair of legs. I think together we can pry open this relic station's lid.
*Ripper Roo: A chicken leg you say?
*N. Gin: No! I'm working on relic stations as well portals to activate to worlds like the tenth dimension you bimzo!
*Ripper Roo: *laugh maniacally and hop everywhere to bump on all the machines* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*N. Gin: Ripper Roo, stop!
*Ripper Roo: Ahhhhhhhh! *jump on the jump blocks and bump through the ceiling and crash on a empty fridge* He he he ge ge ja.
*N. Gin: *sign* If you're trying to resurrect my migraine, you've succeeded!!
*Ripper Roo: *shook head* Woo woo woo.
*N. Gin: Ok, careful you blue bozo. Let's not destroy another one.
*Ripper Roo: Heh heh ha ha ha! *jump and klang through the machines*
*N. Gin: Sweet goodness! What is wrong with you?!
*Ripper Roo: Ah ah ha ha ha!
*N. Gin: Plase tell me that klang sound wasn't a new piece of metal lodged in my head.
*Ripper Roo: *look at the pad* A-ha!
*N. Gin: Alright, now that we've pried it open. If the central spring is still intact, I can inject my brilliant mechanical malware.
*Ripper Roo: *use his real voice and hold a potion* It's precisely what I suspected all along! The math is completely backwards! If we patch the core reactor, decrease the relic requirement, stabilize the mojo fuel line and only reward the buttons to doctors. It should be result in a 400% boost advantage and matches will be perfectly balanced for us!!
*N. Gin: You're trying to manipulate my machines now, are you?
*Ripper Roo: Of course not. It got some codes to load and a chip to activate the malware to keep it steady and smooth. *hold a chip*
*N. Gin: Hand over the chip. I'm placing it so it can switch the malware to activate worlds we want to go to for Cortex to invade.
*Ripper: Just kidding! I am doing my job as the good old days of me being a maniac in the wild! *take off his disguise and torch up the TNT crates* Heh heh heh heh heh!
*N. Gin: *shocked* Wait, Ripper! What are you doing?!
*Ripper Roo: Bwoom! *set the TNT crates on fire and explode the machines*
*N. Gin: *crash with Ripper Roo as the portal machines fall apart* No! I worked hard on this. RIPPER ROO!
*Ripper Roo: Uh... meow?
*N. Gin: *furious* Oh, you son of a kangaroo. I'm gonna kill you today!
*Ripper Roo: *scared* Hoo. Hoo. Hoo.
*N. Gin: *resign* Ugh, whatever. I thought I was about to become the world's smartest pile of ashes as a box of rocks.
*Ripper Roo: Goo?
*N. Gin: Oh well. There's nothing we can do to fix the whole machine up. I'm just gonna go to Cortex and meet up with him. We're running late on the job. *see a spark of lightning on the machines* Hmm?
*Ripper Roo: *see the portal opening up* Toy ga?
*N. Gin: That's new? *he and Ripper Roo zoom back to the boxes as a portal blast itself to open up on the machine* Holy churros!
*Ripto: *voice* Well, well, well. Someone forgot to invite ME to the party!
*Ripper Roo: Uh oh.
*N. Gin: *worried* Ripper... I... I think I see something... someone I knew.
*Ripper Roo: Who?
(Earlier at Chateau Ripto, a army of rhynocs and Riptocs are marching as the army work on weapons in the conveyor belt, build on armors and fight against their peers in the training room by using swords and axes by knocking them down. Ripto is seen in his bedroom, covered up in casts after his loss in the Team Rumble at Tiki Towers a week ago as he is laying down on the bed, injured while waiting on Crush and Gulp to show up with his food.)
*Ripto: *yawn* Ugh. Another day of recovering after my damage from Tiki Towers. Have I not gotten a good day since I first invaded Avalar on day one? Feel like the old good times are gone. *realize his food is missing* Hey! Where is my food? Pass me the soup, henchmen!
*Crush: *show up at the door with Gulp* Sir, your chicken noodle soup is ready and served.
*Gulp: Now with dumplings inside with shrimp flavor. *serve a bowl of soup to Ripto*
*Ripto: Ah. Chicken noodle soup. My favorite soup to drink when I'm sick and no, I don't have the flu or any boogers coming out of my nose. It's still flu season, what do you expect? *drink the soup and spit out* What the? What does it taste like? Chicken butt!
*Crush: Sir. Um, sir. We added in a lot of sea salt to make the flavor taste better.
*Gulp: It was all Crush's idea. *wink eye*
*Ripto: You ruined my favorite soup! What make you think of a ignorant you are for ruining my special dinner. *slap the soup at Crush* Go back to the kitchen and do it better! Do not add in anymore sea salt or else I'm blowing up the castle!
*Crush: Uh, right. Alright, sir. We'll go start all over with the soup from scratch and redo it in your style.
*Gulp: Hurry before the angry Ripto get mad at us! *run to the kitchen with Crush*
*Crush: Wait, boy!
*Gulp: I'm slowing down.
*Ripto: Why did I hire these wise guys in the first place? I'll rather have my teeth taken down than a old rotten soup.
*Rhynoc #1: *show up with few minions* Hello Lord Ripto, we have to inform you that Crash and Spyro's team have left the Cliff Town and heading straight to their homes.
*Ripto: Oh great. We missed it. We should have gotten a chance to kill them before we can strike and burn down the Dragon Realms.
*Rhynoc #2: I heard they left out a lot of supplies like goodies bags and cake, full of cupcakes.
*Rhynoc #3: They served lot of foods like fried vulture, taco, cheese pizza, ribs, steak, barbeque pork, chili peppers and even ham with bacon like the one served every Thanksgiving.
*Ripto: Why wasn't I invited? They never invite me to parties like the time I showed up at the Dragon Realms when the baby dragons are about to earn their dragonflies.
*Rhynoc #4: You could be a party crasher. You even act like a party pooper crashing through parties like clowns.
*Rhynoc #1: There was a guy I know at Enchanted Towers who crash into various towers when people are throwing parties. Think you can be like the rhynoc that run through your life?
*Ripto: I'll like the sound of a party crasher. I will crash into every party and prove I am the biggest party crasher that everyone will seem to remember!
*Rhynoc #2: Aren't you going to like recover yourself from your body after traumatizing your mental health since the last Team Rumble?
*Rhynoc #3: You really need to rest. Getting up and fit while weak is not healthy for you.
*Ripto: Forget your advices! I still want to be up and will defeat Crash and Spyro when I have the chance to crash into their little party. *evil laugh*
*Crush: *show up with a new bowl of soup* We're back! Cooked once again from scratch.
*Gulp: It's better this time. No need to judge it.
*Ripto: Why do I have to judge it when I need to correct whatever it's good or not. Do I look like a food critic to you? I love the way you make them! *drink the whole soup* Mmm. It taste better than last time.
*Crush: Oh boy.
*Gulp: He love it this time.
*Ripto: I've never tasted a single soup since eating Wonton soup at Firework Factory. *break his casts* Guys, prepare the portal. We're invading right now!
*Rhynoc #1: Sir, what is going on with you?
*Rhynoc #2: You're damaging your health.
*Rhynoc #3: You can't go out when you're in the middle of pain.
*Ripto: You can't tell me what to do. I'm the boss. I'm suppose to give you orders like errands. Go to the portal room to activate the portal!
*Rhynoc #1: Jeez, Ripto. You're not going to get any better than this since your depression.
*Crush: Portal room, here we come.
*Gulp: Let the light work on the circle.
*Ripto: It's almost time. *laugh*
(Ripto, Crush, Gulp and their henchmen head over to the portal room of Chateau Ripto as they are about to turn on the portal to begin their invasion)
*Crush: Hope this plan is gonna work out like last time?
*Ripto: Yes. I should be making my proper comeback now after a failed return in the Wumpa Islands.
*Gulp: You're not going to team up with Cortex again after a long argument.
*Ripto: Forget him. He's not in my life anymore. I hope I can strive solo without having to make an alliance with any hypocrite that disrespect on my ideas and honors.
*Rhynoc #1: I don't know why you're doing this, captain. But be careful out there. The world is full of fire and many dragons are scattered everywhere.
*Rhynoc #2: If you ever see one, just warp back here.
*Ripto: I'm a survivor. Can't you tell?
*Rhynoc #3: We know who you are. Hope your health isn't damaged as the whole Wumpa Games fiasco.
*Rhynoc #4: If you don't survive, we'll miss you.
*Ripto: I'll be alive. I'm still a survivor after all! Dinosaurs have the chance to survive through fire.
*Crush: Are you sure you aren't ready for this?
*Ripto: Nope. Nah. I'm about ready.
*Gulp: Let's get the portal going.
*Rhynoc #1: Here we go! *work on the portal*
*Ripto: At last! My small hiatus is over! My victory has come and it's time to burn down the Dragon Realms! *evil laugh as a portal open up* Uh... did the portal just open by itself?
*Rhynoc #4: Uh... no? I didn't turn it on.
*Crush: It just opened by itself. It's like the world is built upon magic and can open up things by summoning wishes.
*Gulp: The world know you're ready to take down good.
*Ripto: *laugh* Well, well, well. Someone forgot to invite ME to the party!
*Crush: Go for it Ripto. Show the dragons what you're made of.
*Gulp: Save some fairies for me. I'm so exhilarate to eat one right now.
*Ripto: I'll be back in a hour, or two. Behave good while I'm gone. *laugh and walk to the portal*
*Crush: Same old Ripto. He's back in style.
*Gulp: He has always been this way since he first conquered Avalar.
(Back at N. Gin's lab, N. Gin and Ripper Roo hold on together as Ripto is about to make his way here to confront the boys)
*N. Gin: Brace yourselves Ripper! A grave danger is headed this way. We're too doomed to be scared!
*Ripper Roo: Uh!
*Ripto: *evil laugh and emerge from a portal* Ha ha ha! And now I'm in the party! Who's scared of the little short dinosaur? Me! *laugh*
*N. Gin: *shocked* Eek! It's Ripto the dinosaur!
*Ripper Roo: *hold on to N. Gin* Zoinks!
*Ripto: *realize he's not in the Dragon Realms? What the? What is this? *sniff and see N. Gin and Ripper Roo* Yikes! N. Gin and Ripper Roo from the Cortex Army? What do you want?!
*N. Gin: Oh, nothing. I thought we brought the wrong person over and thought we were going to get a bat trying to blow up Dingo's Diner at Mosquito Marsh.
*Ripper Roo: *chuckles* He he he.
*Ripto: Ew, poor! What do you need me for? I cut ties with Cortex after parting ways since the loss at the Team Rumble Wumpa League! It's over! We had enough. Red should be contracting me for our next attack at the Dragon Realms. Don't you go anywhere to go, but living under the streets and sleeping with the rats at the ally with the cats?
*N. Gin: Um, no. We need your help. We need to help you get back in a friend relationship with Cortex.
*Ripper Roo: Ho ho ho.
*Ripto: It been nine years since I first met the yellow French fry. I had enough of this yellow simpleton! I lost respect for him after a dispute agreement. And yes, we compete with our groups at Tiki Towers, but we lost after the bandicoot and dragon cheated to win a prize over a take over at Avalar!
*N. Gin: There gotta be a way to get Ripto back to working with Cortex again, right Ripper Roo?
*Ripper Roo: *shook head* Rup rup dee.
*Ripto: What did you guys say?
*N. Gin: Uh, we live together and lead the way like storks.
*Ripper Roo: Toy ya.
*Ripto: You aren't lying to the teacher, are you?
*N. Gin: Are you a teacher?
*Ripper Roo: Who?
*Ripto: No! That's just a term used to describe people to learn lessons. Why are you coping me?
*N. Gin: Uh... are you a mathematician or a wizard?
*Ripper Roo: Ooh.
*Ripto: I hate when people ask questions like that. What kind of childish sentence is that? Do you guys need help? Ugh. I shouldn't even be here. I asked for a party, not a dull bland robot lab! Gahhhhh! Is there anywhere I can go to, to invade?
*N. Gin: Try the Mosquito Marsh. You'll have a good time shooting against these bats at the swamp.
*Ripper Roo: *shook head* He he he.
*Ripto: Mosquito Marsh. Ah. I like the sound of it. With you guys and my army, we'll burn down the swamp and rule it there with our own empire!
*N. Gin: Um, you know I got a empire I own and I work with them.
*Ripper Roo: Hoo hoo hoo.
*Ripto: With the Cortex Army? Ugh, why work with that bozo when I have a army of rhynocs and Riptocs to lead.
*N. Gin: But we're trying to help you make amends to Cortex.
*Ripper Roo: Dah?
*Ripto: I don't care about him! You two are going to work with me and join with my army and that's final!
*N. Gin: Uh, okay. We'll follow the rules and work with you with respect while we're at it.
*Ripper Roo: Hoo hoo hoo.
*Lab Assistant #1: *show up* N. Gin and Ripper Roo! You guys are late! Dr. Neo Cortex is calling you and he is worried sick about you guys.
*N. Gin: Eek! We're late for work? How is that possible? It happen sometimes in a day or two. But okay, we'll go to work with the Cortex guy.
*Ripper Roo: He he he.
*Ripto: That's none of our business here, bland scientist man!
*Lab Assistant #1: What the what? Who is that?
*Ripto: You remember me when me and Cortex first met in plans of world domination.
*Lab Assistant #1: Uh, okay? I thought at first, you were some sort of bullfrog-like deformed toad.
*Ripto: I'm a dinosaur, not a toad! Get my facts and your facts straight! Did you get hit in the head or something?
*Lab Assistant #1: No. We don't have enough time to talk in a conversation. Come on. Cortex is starting to get real mad with Uka Uka going full berserk right now on where were you guys. *lead the way*
*N. Gin: What does the yellow boss want from our tasks?
*Ripper Roo: *hop around* Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
*Ripto: I can't believe it. I hate these guys. I don't trust Cortex or the rest of the incorporation here. *follow the gang*
(Back at Cortex's Castle in the lab, Cortex is still kicking some empty cans and wonder where N. Gin and Ripper Roo are right now as well losing his patience and temper before trying to pick them up on his own prior to the arrivals of his other henchmen)
*Cortex: *furious* Oh my gosh! Can anyone just go to the lab and pick up my two late guys now? They are overdue to work!
*Uka Uka: Patience my friend. They have always been late like this like the rest of the guys.
*Cortex: Hush, dark mask. I bet I trained my minions better than you in your leadership.
*Uka Uka: EXCUSE ME! You don't talk to a boss like that, short one.
*Cortex: Relax! We're bosses, not employees.
*Uka Uka: You know, we're still workers after all.
*Lab Assistant #1: *show up with N. Gin, Ripper Roo and Ripto* Shoot. Ooh. *huff and puff* I finally made it back.
*Cortex: Back so soon, rookie?
*Lab Assistant #1: Dr. Neo Cortex, your late arrivals has arrived with a friend.
*Cortex: They're here at last. Thank you. *too N. Gin and Ripper Roo* You guys are late!
*N. Gin: Hi Cortex. Sorry we took so long. We also have a special guest joining with us on the team.
*Ripper Roo: *shook head* Hoo hoo hoo.
*Ripto: Hello, old friend, we meet again at last.
*Cortex: Ah! Ripto! What the hell are you doing in my castle?
*Ripto: What in mother nature do you not understand about parting ways when we don't meet again like we discussed before the other day?
*Cortex: You're in my home! You shouldn't be here.
*Ripto: Eh, I shouldn't be here either with your yellow face.
*Cortex: Why come here when you wanted a second chance?
*Ripto: There is no second chances, yellow man. N. Gin brought me here for a reason.
*Lab Assistant #1: Eh, let's not be hasty at each other and just get along like we used to.
*Cortex: Quite fella! I'm trying to have a talk here.
*Ripto: Hey, look at me, not at him, we're talking.
*Nina: Oh jeez, why are we doing this?
*Cortex: You only have a second trait to go with your plans before you blew it again.
*Ripto: I'm not falling for everything, but your clutches. I'm doing it all alone.
*Cortex: Dude, you can't do things by yourself and work with people at the same time. There is only one way around and Uka Uka is right here.
*Ripto: Say the one who always get angry all the time over failure.
*Uka Uka: I am a mistake and a disappointment. Also, I shouldn't be here with fools like you.
*N. Brio: We're not as bad as we think.
*Tiny: My claws are too good to fight.
*Dingodile: My diner is still a running franchise as always.
*Pinstripe: We're watching you two.
*Koala Kong: From eye to eye.
*Komodo Joe: There will be consequences.
*Komodo Moe: No surrender!
*N. Tropy: Gosh, do I even get to say in this? What am I even doing here?
*Cortex: What are you looking at?
*Ripto: You.
*Cortex: Why me?
*Ripto: You always get on my nerves.
*N. Gin: We're trying to get you guys back together so we don't complain on certain deals ever again, right Ripper Roo?
*Ripper Roo: Hoo hoo hoo.
*Cortex: Is this a stunt test? What is going on with you two when you're late on the clock this time.
*Ripto: This isn't a set up. It's a trap!
*Uka Uka: What's the matter with you two?! Do we have to go through this again in a fight?
*Cortex: No. Let's keep it together between you and me.
*Ripto: I heard, Cortex!
*N. Gin: I don't understand any of this. We could have used him as a secret to prevent Cortex freaking out. The plan isn't going on and we need some assistance.
*Ripper Roo: Ah gah gah.
*Nina: If you need some assistance, try bringing that Nasty Norc guy in or whatever the name of the red dragon is.
*N. Gin: Gnasty Gnorc and Red! That's it! We need to bring these guys over for a brief talk in order to get revenge on Crash and Spyro.
*Cortex: What did you say?
*N. Gin: Uh, we lead the way like boats.
*Ripto: Not that. You said something else. What is it?
*Ripper Roo: Goo goo goo!
*Ripto: Ugh! I can't understand what the wacky kangaroo is saying. Translate!
*Uka Uka: We need to recruit Gnasty Gnorc and Red so we can set up a plan properly to get our revenge on Crash and Spyro!
*Cortex: Ah! Jackpot! Finally, someone who get it right. Bingo!
*Ripto: I know who these two are. How are we going to contract them if they live from homes far away from where I live?
*Uka Uka: So do us, but we're in our world and your world is different from ours! We're gonna need Red's help to set up a alliance to set up a script in order how to take down Crash and Spyro.
*Ripto: Precisely. But first, I need to pick up Crush and Gulp in order to assist me on the alliance.
*N. Gin: Who?
*Ripper Roo: Guh?
*Ripto: You know who these guys are. They are always rumbling on the job and despair to eat a fairy and Spyro.
*Cortex: Ah. Now who's paying the price?
*Dingodile: I don't have any money. I'm broke.
*Cortex: Not you! I'm wonder where we can pick up Crush and Gulp so we can order a deal to recruit Red and Gnasty Gnorc on the job.
*Ripto: N. Gin knows. Follow him.
*N. Gin: I lead the way as you follow along. *he and everyone walk out of the lab*
*Ripper Roo: *shook head* Hep hep hep.
*Cortex: Where were you when you warped into my lab secretly in one of my colleague's rooms?
*Ripto: Who you asking, simpleton?
*Cortex: Don't insult me ever again, potato man.
*Ripto: I am not your average potato as a burnt French fry.
*Uka Uka: Shut up! We're trying to work here.
*Lab Assistant #1: Uh... do I come along too? Never mind. I'm just going to work on some errands like fixing pipes and toilets. *whistle and walk off*
(Cortex and Ripto's gang head over to N. Gin's lab as they walk into the messy damage with broken machines and malwares as they spot a portal on the way to where Ripto came from)
*Nina: What is this mess?
*Dingodile: It look like a work of art of a disaster.
*Pinstripe: A poor man's job never finished in time.
*Koala Kong: *take some gears and drop them* These gears feel out of place. But their gears and the way they move don't work properly these days. *crush a broken gear* Junkie. *toss a crushed gear to the trash can*
*Cortex: So this is where you came from. *point at the portal* Right here. On this point.
*Ripto: It's true. N. Gin and Ripper Roo brought me here for a reason.
*N. Gin: We were just messing with the machines and systems until we accidentally brought him over.
*Ripper Roo: Hoo hoo hoo.
*Uka Uka: You turned on the portal and brought this shorty guy with you, right?
*Ripto: I am not short! Quit calling me short!
*N. Brio: Guy got some serious issues.
*Ripto: It's not your problem, twisted guy.
*N. Brio: Huh? What am I? A stampler?
*N. Gin: That was harsh. We messed with the machines by bringing Ripto to our lab over working on portals to link to worlds.
*Ripper Roo: Gulp?
*Cortex: Sir, if you please, bring your minions Crush and Gulp over so we can talk.
*Ripto: Fine. I'll have it your way when I get to recruit them for a new deal. See you in a minute. *laugh and walk to the portal*
*Uka Uka: He's on a rush. I swear, he ain't coming back for a single bash.
*Dingodile: What is he up to now?
*Tiny: I don't know.
*Pinstripe: Let's wait before he give us a proper announcement.
*Koala Kong: I fear something bad.
(Back at Chateau Ripto in the portal room, Crush, Gulp and the rhynocs are sitting on the floor and wondering where Ripto have been)
*Crush: What's taking Ripto so long?
*Gulp: I don't know. Didn't he say he wanted to go out and conquer the Dragon Worlds?
*Crush: Maybe. He must be too busy dealing with the dragons.
*Gulp: And eating fairies for lunch.
*Ripto: *show up* I'm back you guys. Do you all miss me?
*Rhynoc #1: Lord Ripto, you have returned.
*Rhynoc #2: About time he came back with the good news.
*Crush: Boss, you're back.
*Gulp: How did conquering did for you?
*Ripto: Oh, I did not start conquering yet. I just meet up with N. Gin and Ripper Roo at Cortex's place which is a surprise, but a shame.
*Crush: You met N. Gin and Ripper Roo?
*Gulp: I thought you and Cortex broke up.
*Rhynoc #3: Oh brother. This is not going well.
*Ripto: No wonder why I'm working with Cortex again while being allies with N. Gin and Ripper Roo. I don't trust the yellow man at all and what the jerk got in his coats.
*Crush: What are we gonna do now? Join the Cortex guy?
*Gulp: I don't get it.
*Ripto: You know what? You two come along. And rhynocs, make sure you guard the gates and no dragon sneak into my door!
*Rhynoc #1: We'll keep you posted.
*Rhynoc #2: All gates locked on the doors.
*Rhynoc #3: We're going back to work. See ya Ripto. *he and the Rhynocs head off*
*Crush: Alright. We got some business to do at Cortex's place.
*Gulp: Second time a chance.
*Ripto: More like a second time a waste! It's not a charm after all like a Rubik's cube. Let's go. *he, Crush and Gulp emerge to the portal*
(Back at Cortex's Castle in N. Gin's lab, Cortex's army is waiting on Ripto to return with Crush and Gulp as they are wondering where the minions are)
*N. Gin: Any minute now. He should be here.
*Ripper Roo: Heh heh rup.
*Cortex: This guy know how to keep his promises to himself without forgetting them. *see Ripto's gang showing up from a portal* Now he's back with a crew.
*Ripto: Well, well, well. Now I brought people in for the party.
*Crush: Shiny happy people.
*Gulp: We're here! Are we celebrating a birthday today?
*Cortex: There are no birthday celebrations right now. But we have a new plan to make to get our proper revenge on Crash and Spyro.
*Nina: That's what we're cooking.
*Fake Crash: Hoo hoo!
*Uka Uka: Now that Crush and Gulp are on the team, all we need is to recruit Gnasty Gnorc and Red next before we can get the party started!
*Dingodile: Yeah! With burrito bites!
*Tiny: Pizza rolls included.
*Pinstripe: Heh heh heh. Who want some whipped cream on their cannoli?
*Nina: Uh... use it on a cinnamon pastry.
*Komodo Joe: We have ssssssssssurrender.
*Komodo Moe: Tell that to the weak animals like butterflies!
*N. Gin: How are we going to go back and forth if Ripto's crew is here and Red and Gnasty Gnorc live far away from Ripto's world. It doesn't make any sense.
*Ripper Roo: *hit N. Gin and use his real voice* Patience my friend. Bringing the other two guys is the key on bringing a success to fight against our foes.
*N. Gin: Why using your gentlemen voice again on me?
*Ripper Roo: Um, okay. *giggle and laugh maniacally* Ah ha ha!
*Uka Uka: Okay now. Who will pick up Red and Gnasty Gnorc before we start the meeting?
*Ripto: I will go pick up Red and Gnasty Gnorc and bring them over.
*Crush: Aren't we going to Red's place first, then go to Gnasty's place to pick him up too?
*Ripto: Yes. That's part of the plan. To get Red, then get Gnasty Gnorc.
*Gulp: I see what you're gonna do, mister.
*Cortex: Think you're smart enough to show how it's like to lead a group full of vile creatures, smarty pants?
*Ripto: You're making fun of me again.
*Cortex: How am I making fun of you again?
*Ripto: Tell the truth.
*Cortex: Jerk.
*Ripto: Thin man.
*Cortex: Pipsqueak.
*Ripto: Bizo.
*N. Gin: *stop the fight* Alright! No more fighting. Just find Red and Gnasty Gnorc and get the party going.
*Ripper Roo: Hoo?
*Ripto: Fine! We'll go find that Red and Gnasty Gnorc and have a talk with you guys.
*Cortex: Idiot. *use the computer to locate the Gnorc Resistance* We all know that Red lives in a secret hideout where he train a army full of exiled gnorcs. This is where you guys are going.
*Uka Uka: Take a bow and move it!
*Cortex: Off they go. *activate the portal to the Gnorc Resistance*
*Ripto: We'll be back before the meeting.
*Crush: Let's go pick up that slim dragon.
*Gulp: Bowl me for soup! *he and his gang walk to the portal*
*N. Gin: They'll be back in just a minute.
*Ripper Roo: He he he!
*Cortex: Stupid Ripto. He doesn't get things and take his measures properly.
(Meanwhile at the Gnorc Resistance, the gnorcs are seen in the towers, using some binoculars as they use a sniper to shoot at the vultures with the gnorcs hunting the vultures and killing them as well setting up a campfire to cook some vulture wings and eat the wings like eating chicken wings as the gnorcs chant. Red and his gnorc minions are in the training room while discussing the whereabouts of the rhynocs around the world.)
*Red: Alright my minions. Now tell me where the rhynocs are headed?
*Gnorc #1: They might be off setting up a attack on Seashell Shore.
*Gnorc #2: I thought the fight was going to be at Bamboo Terrace.
*Red: There are so many wars going on. Lots of colonies aren't making peace treatments right now as the rhynocs and Riptocs are attacking. I wonder why the gnorcs like you aren't involved in the wars as well.
*Gnorc #3: Cause we're busy?
*Gnorc #4: We've been silence about everything.
*Red: I got nothing to bother, but send all of my gnorcs to respond to the attacks right now, on this moment! *see a portal open up* Who open the portal in the middle of our conversation?
*Gnorc #5: I don't know. I didn't do it.
*Gnorc #6: Me neither.
*Ripto: *show up with his crew* Well, well, well. Did someone forgot to invite US to the party?
*Red: Ripto! What do you want?
*Ripto: We meet again in a while, Red. We got some good news to make.
*Crush: Any good news is reliable.
*Gulp: Good news can be accurate if you tell.
*Ripto: Stop it! These two don't know any jack. Me and Cortex are making treatments and amends together in a while. Also, a new deal is in the making to work together properly and get revenge on Crash and Spyro.
*Red: You're working with that yellow Cortex again?! How come?!
*Ripto: It been a long story. N. Gin and that maniac Ripper Roo brought me into their lab by the use of the machines. They thought they were going to kept me as a secret to prevent Cortex looking at me when he didn't know that I'm here. Things got twisted when we meet again once again as always.
*Red: There are some benefits on your skills. But okay. What did Cortex want to do on the job?
*Ripto: When I met Cortex again, he may be wondering where Crush, Gulp, you and Gnasty Gnorc are before we set up the meeting in the lab. Also, I got two of my men with me as we are about to recruit you on the job.
*Crush: Uh, we're here boss. You know that?
*Ripto: Yes. I know that. *laugh*
*Gulp: What a fight got to do with it?
*Red: Very funny, orange creature. You want me and Gnasty Gnorc to join Cortex's little party? Think again. I'm not going to fall for that Cortex guy after you crashed the Tiki Towers and break up the team as we are never going to work our tails for this guy ever again.
*Ripto: Wait! Cortex got some good news to inform.
*Red: Really? It's not a rumor.
*Cortex: Not a rumor like you seen on the newspaper.
*Red: Alright. All we need to do is get Gnasty Gnorc and start the meeting in Cortex's little lab.
*Gnorc #1: Red, what do you want us to do?
*Red: Gnorcs, I'll be gone for a while. Go to the weapon room and prepare some new weapons while I work with this simpleton.
*Gnorc #2: *salute* Yes sire.
*Gnorc #3: We're going to construct some new weapons in the other room. *he and the gnorcs head off*
*Ripto: *growls* Don't tell me simpleton, big guy.
*Red: So long, henchmen. Make me proud on the new weapons when you all come back.
*Ripto: Okay, tall guy. Now warp us to Gnorc Gnexus before I go berserk.
*Red: Are you having a little anger problem here?
*Ripto: *annoyed* No. The only problem that is going to be on your little thin face is you.
*Red: I am only a fallen dragon elder, you weirdo.
*Ripto: *mock Red* Weirdo. *laugh* Not funny.
*Crush: It's okay sir. He's just teasing you.
*Gulp: All friends get teased by friends.
*Red: Not all friends get teased by friends as they respect with dignity. Now if you may, hold on my staff as it is not a trick. *hit his staff*
*Ripto: Alright, Red. Now what?
*Red: Up and away! *he and his group teleport*
(Meanwhile at Gnorc Gnexus, the gnorcs are seen working in the castles as they fight among each other and drop some weapons while placing them up on the walls with their leader walking in the hallway, yelling at his minions for not doing their jobs properly)
*Gnasty Gnorc: *angry* Come on people! I got some work to do! Why aren't we working like we used to back in the days?
*Gnorc #1: *drop the weapons* Aw shucks. My hands are always busy.
*Gnasty Gnorc: Why don't you pick them up and make then grind!
*Gnorc #1: *grab the weapons* Man, you are ugly! *walk off*
*Gnasty Gnorc: So you are! Is there any person that is considered worse as a booger?
*Gnorc #2: *hit his head* You sir are going great.
*Gnorc #3: Make the best income for the castle. *drop the plates* Whoops. My bad.
*Gnorc #4: *salute* The government approve all of its dignity.
*Gnasty Gnorc: *annoyed* Jeez, I would have smash this castle to the ground if my minions are making fun of me. *see a portal open up* A portal opening up in the hallways. Now what?
*Red: *arrive with his crew by teleporting* Hello Gnasty Gnorc. We meet again.
*Gnasty Gnorc: Like always. Jeez, I wonder what is up with those shenanigans trying to show up without the front door and ask me some used questions.
*Ripto: Gnasty Gnorc, there have been some concerns going on with the Cortex family.
*Gnasty Gnorc: Cortex? Didn't we part ways with that guy after losing the Wumpa Games?
*Crush: Well. Ripto said that Cortex is planning to make a peace treatment with us and make a new deal to stop Crash and Spyro.
*Gulp: The truth is, Ripto was about to conquer the Dragon Realms until he warped to the wrong world which is the lab of N. Gin. Amends were made and Cortex were wondering where you guys are.
*Gnasty Gnorc: Is Cortex trying to call us over for a new meeting? I hope it's not a ugly trick.
*Red: It's not a trap or a prank. It's serious. We need to go to Cortex's lab to have a talk.
*Ripto: So big green guy, are you going to join the clan or what?
*Gnasty Gnorc: Uh, yeah, sure, why not?
*Red: You tell us.
*Gnasty Gnorc: If it have something to do with the Spyro Problem, then I'm coming along.
*Ripto: Great. Now you can join and participate in the meeting.
*Red: Hold on to this staff and we're teleport to a new world.
*Gnasty Gnorc: Last one there is a rotten ugly dragon! *hold on to Red's staff as he and the crew teleport out*
TO BE CONTINUED
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