The combustible lemon that burns your house down

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!
GET MAD!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!
I DON'T WANT YOUR DARN LEMONS!
I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH THE LEMONS!
I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!