Smart and Smarter/Quotes

:Lisa: I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.
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:Lisa: Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was 3.
:Marge: And even then he could only speak German.
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:Lisa: I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
:Bart: Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.
:Nelson: Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
:Lisa: You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
:Nelson: Well… you're gay!
:Lisa: People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
:(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up)
:Nelson: BULLIES RULE!
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:Little Boy: The pig says "Oink"! The chicken says...
:Henry: Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say: next!
:(The mother picks up the little boy and walks away)
:Little Boy: You're a poopie!
:Henry: (to the mother) Do you nurse with that mouth?
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:Homer: The School sent this toy over to Maggie! His name is Phonics Frog. (presses A, B, and C)
:Phonics Frog: Ah-Buh-Cuh…
:(Homer types his name)
:Phonics Frog: Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
:Homer: That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)
:Phonics Frog: This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-He's-too-sik-too-urk-too-day.
:(Homer laughs)
:Homer: Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)
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:Pimply Teen: (to Comic Book Guy) Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
:Comic Book Guy: Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
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:(Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian)
:Lisa: So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
:Principal Skinner: Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
:Ralph: I'm bembarrassed for you!
:Nelson: The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
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:Lisa: So Maggie's NOT a genius?
:Henry: Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
:Homer: That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
:Henry: You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! (Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)
:Moe: (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
:Barney: (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!
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:(When Lisa is dressed up as a goth)
:Milhouse: What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
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:Homer: We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
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:Simon Cowell: (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!
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:Simon Cowell: (when the "Gracie Films" woman shushes) Oh, shush yourself!
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:Henry: She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
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:Homer: It's old Lady Simpson! Run!
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