Transcripts/Pinkie Pride

:[cheering]
:Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.
:[sloop]
:Cheese Sandwich: Yep, those ponies never partied so hard. Thanks to me: Cheese. Cheese Sandwich.
:[tingling, accordion playing]
:Cheese Sandwich: Woo-hoo-hoo! That was a doozy! Well, Boneless. Looks like our next party is gonna be in... Ponyville.
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:Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I am so, so, SO excited because today I'm planning the birthday bash of... Rainbow Dash!
:Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
:Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.
:Rainbow Dash: Yes, Pinkie?
:Pinkie Pie: You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville?
:Rainbow Dash: Uh...yeah? I guess.
:Pinkie Pie: No guesses! Parties are no picnic.
:Fluttershy: Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
:Pinkie Pie: [growls]
:Fluttershy: Oh!
:Pinkie Pie: Parties. Are. Serious! And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise that you will have the best birthday party ever!
:Rainbow Dash: Okay.
:Pinkie Pie: Great! Now, who's ready to join this super duper party pony to plan this super duper pa-rty?
:Cheese Sandwich: I am.
:[gasps]
:Cheese Sandwich: [blows party horn]
:Pinkie Pie: Who are you, stranger?
:Cheese Sandwich: Name's Cheese Sandwich. I plan parties.
:Pinkie Pie: What an amazing coincidence! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm planning a party!
:Cheese Sandwich: Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony. My cheesy sense was a-tingling, telling me a party was in the works.
:Pinkie Pie: A cheesy sense? Ah! Double amazing! I have a Pinkie Sense!
:Cheese Sandwich: Yes. I sensed you did. And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria. If there's a party in need, there I'll be. Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony.
:Pinkie Pie: A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?!
:Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what -- making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday. It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!
:Rarity: Good heavens, Rainbow Dash. It's your "birth-iversary"!
:Rainbow Dash: Exactly! So what do you say, party planners?
:Pinkie Pie: Oh, I think we can do it!
:Cheese Sandwich: Oh, I don't think so.
:Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
:Cheese Sandwich: I know so! After all...
:Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Hah, now that's what I'm talking about! I'm so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich!
:Applejack: Yeah. You sure did come on the right day.
:Rarity: [sighs] Your party sounds simply divine.
:Twilight Sparkle: We're so lucky to have you here.
:Cheese Sandwich: Just doing my job, little fillies.
:Rainbow Dash: I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be--
:Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
:Rainbow Dash: You said it! Oh, yeah!
:Cheese Sandwich: Feels gouda!
:Rainbow Dash: Uh, heh, no offense, Pinkie.
:Pinkie Pie: Uh, n-none taken. [squee]
:Rainbow Dash: My birth-iversary's already looking way cooler! You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich.
:Cheese Sandwich: [chuckles] You got that right, Rainbow Dash. All right, party ponies, I've got some planning to do!
:[cheering]
:Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Aren't you gonna help Cheese Sandwich plan the party?
:Pinkie Pie: That's okay. [chuckles nervously] He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself. Heh.
:Twilight Sparkle: Really?
:Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy! [chuckles nervously] After all, if Cheese really is the super duperiest partying-est pony of them all, maybe that means... I'm... not.
:Rarity: I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich. [giggles]
:Applejack: Well, they don't call him the super duper party planner for nothin'.
:Pinkie Pie: That's it! This pony has gotta get her title back! And I know just what to do!
:Rainbow Dash: Totally awesome!
:Applejack: Huh. Best I've ever seen.
:Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe it!
:[ponies awing]
:Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you... to a goof off!
:[ponies gasp]
:Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a goof off!
:Applejack: [whispering] What's a goof off?
:Fluttershy: I have no idea, hehe.
:Cheese Sandwich: This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie. You think you can out-goof me?
:Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't think so. I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash!
:Twilight Sparkle: And the loser?
:Pinkie Pie: Doesn't!
:Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
:Rest of main cast: [gasps]
:Pinkie Pie: So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?
:Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me boneless. Right, Boneless?
:Pinkie Pie: Then the goof off is on for high noon!
:Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
:Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof off!
:[eagle screeches]
:[clock ticks]
:[spurs jangling]
:[squeaking]
:Pinkie Pie: [blows party horn]
:Twilight Sparkle: All right, everypony. According to my official goof off rulebook...
:Rainbow Dash: She actually has a goof off rulebook?
:Spike: Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything!
:Matilda: Shhh.
:Twilight Sparkle: The two competitors have free range to goof about -- be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing -- to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down.
:[tuba sounds]
:Twilight Sparkle: The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better. Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge.
:Rainbow Dash: Heh. Big tense competition on my birth-iversary. What could be better?
:Twilight Sparkle: Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready?
:Pinkie Pie: I was born ready!
:Cheese Sandwich: I was ready before I was born!
:Twilight Sparkle: Then... Let the goofing begin!
:[bouncing, squeaking]
:Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Rainbow's not having the best party ever! I... I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop! The goof off is off!
:[ponies murmuring confused]
:Rainbow Dash: But I haven't named a winner.
:Pinkie Pie: You don't have to. I forfeit. Which means... Cheese Sandwich wins.
:Cheese Sandwich: [laughs] [sighs] ...I do?
:Pinkie Pie: Yes. You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party.
:Twilight Sparkle: But, what about you, Pinkie?
:Pinkie Pie: I... [sniffles] I don't.
:Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, wait! I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich.
:Twilight Sparkle: We all are.
:Rest of main cast: [general agreement]
:Spike: [sighs] Sorry, Pinkie.
:Pinkie Pie: No. I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever. Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day.
:Rainbow Dash: But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you.
:Cheese Sandwich: Rainbow Dash is right. I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie.
:Pinkie Pie: Why me?
:Cheese Sandwich: Well...
:[music warps down]
:Rainbow Dash: Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two. It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!
:Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
:Cheese Sandwich: Let's go!
:[dance music, rattling, cheering, splash, explosion with kazoos]
:Cheese Sandwich: All right, everypony! We are here to celebrate the birthday...
:Pinkie Pie: ...and anniversary...
:Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich: ...of Rainbow Dash!
:Rainbow Dash: Hey, everypony! Who's ready to get their party on?! Hit it!
:Rainbow Dash: Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever! Hah, it's totally--
:Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
:Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it is!
:Cheese Sandwich: That's all I needed to hear, little filly. Just a little memento of my visit.
:Pinkie Pie: You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?
:Cheese Sandwich: Oh, he's not the only one. Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along. Another town, another party.
:Pinkie Pie: I never did get that pony's name.
:Rest of main cast: Cheese Sandwich!
:Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, yeah!
:[Instrumental version of The Goof Off plays over credits]
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