Alarm Clock

==A Poem By IRmjii==
*I hear a sound of a Gorilla
*I wake up in a jolt and look around.
*Oh it's only my alarm clock.
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*I have my breakfast on the table.
*I hear something vibrating,
*Oh it's only my alarm clock
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*I watch a video on my laptop
*I hear something ticking
*Oh it's only my alarm clock
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*I let my girlfriend in from the door
*She hears a banging sound
*Oh it's only my alarm clock
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*We sit and watch a T.V program
*She see's a very bright light,
*Oh it's only my alarm clock.
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*Eventually she leaves the house,
*I hear screaming from upstairs
*Oh it's only my alarm clock.
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*I go back to my room
*I hear rattling on the desk
*Oh it's only my alarm clock.
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*Hang on a minute?
*My alarm clock doesn't rattle?
*Suddenly a black ghostly figure comes up behind me............