Treecko

Treecko is a vigilante who spends his nights patrolling the streets of Gotham City, gunning down criminals in the name of all that is good. He has managed to take down 385,394,091, criminals and the number keeps growing year by year.
On occasion, superheroes like Batman and Spider-Man have tried to stop him and tell him that he’s going too far with his twisted sense of right and wrong, but Treecko has managed to avoid being captured by declaring that anyone who tries to put him in jail is automatically gay.
So far, no one has put him in jail yet.
== Origin ==
Treecko used to be your average ordinary Pokemon, but then everything changed when the fire nation att- no wait, wrong article. The real origin for Treecko is that he lived a fairly comfortable life with his trainer, Boba Fett.
However, this would all change when the most devious villains in the Ununiverse, the Teletubbies, would kill Treecko’s trainer because he refused to buy their merchandise.
This harrowing event would inspire Treecko to go out and train himself to avenge the death of his best friend, and by train, I mean that he read a bunch of Punisher comics, until he decided he was ready to go out there and bring justice to a lawless land.
Unbeknownst to Treecko however, Boba Fett had actually not died. Him and the Teletubbies had staged this entire thing because Boba really wanted to get away from Treecko.
Boba Fett has gone on record saying “its not that Treecko is a badguy, I think he’s cool. My problem is that he smells like SpaghettiOs. Believe me, you don’t wanna be around that scent 24/7, ya know?”
So far, Treecko has not yet realized this, and us folks at the Unanything Wiki have tried our best to keep him from knowing the truth because we think its funny.
== Crime fighting career ==
After the “death” of Boba Fett, Treecko began a war on crime unlike anyone had ever seen. Numerous serial killers, crime bosses, Weegee Clones, and Teletubbies fell to Treecko in gunfights galore.
The only criminal who didn’t meet his end against Treecko was The Nestle Crunch Kid.
Treecko tried his best to kill the Nestle Crunch Kid, but bullets, bombs, knives, and various other devices were always devoured like chocolate bars when the kid was around.
Treecko even tried fighting the Nestle Crunch Kid in hand-to-hand combat once, but the Nestle Crunch Kid just said “nice try buttface” and slapped the Pokemon away with a Nestle Crunch Bar that was the size of a billboard, putting Treecko in the hospital as a result.
The Pokemon needed 2 weeks to physically heal, but several months to emotionally heal from being called a buttface.
This would kickstart a feud between the two warriors that’s still going on to this day.
== Currently ==
Treecko has continued creating mountains of dead bodies in his crusade on crime, and the president of the UnUniverse had recently awarded him with a lifetime supply of Pizza Rolls.
== Trivia ==
-Treecko’s full name is Treecko Beauregard Taco
-Treecko has killed over 1,000 men with a Sonic Unleashed shame disk
-Treecko once tried to join the Justice League, but was rejected for stealing Batman’s pie
-Treecko managed to survive getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. The reason for this is that Billy Mays put a protective aura around Treeko which made it so that he could survive the whole Ununiverse blowing up around him. This aura was shattered by the kick, so now if Treecko gets hit again, he will surely die.
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