This Is Why We Don’t Have Nice Things

The Office Party is the first short of SBFW Hub. It takes place on the last day before the office was rebuilt.
== Transcript ==
We cut to a large building at night with the words “The SpongeBob Fanon Wiki’s Big Building“. A neon SpongeBob holding a pencil is flashing with the words “I SIMP FOR JUICY TITTIES! - DanTDM’s Brother, Dan From SBFW)” flashing underneath. We pan up to where the top of the building would be, except that there’s a ginormous room that’s bopping to a techno remix of ”Popcorn“ by Steve Brown. We zoom in to reveal that a party is happening. We cut to a black duck and a humanoid dog ”getting laid”. They look at the camera.
???: (Mind: OH F**K!) Oh...uh....hi! I’m Jasbre.
???: I’m Temmie!
BOTH: And this is......TSBFWHAUMAHDSUAHSHFJCHRHFYFTVTHF! WE JUST HAD A STROKE!
TEMMIE: I don’t think that we had a stroke......I-I think I’m pregnant!
Everything becomes a silhouette as the words (in the “Some Time Later” font) “The SBFW Out Of Control Crazy Party Filled Camera Breaking HOOPLA! Shouting Longest Ever Titley Travis-Dabbing Show” appear along with the Nitetoons logo. The words “created by Declan“ fade in. The whole thing fades to black. We cut to Polar on a table, singing with Jasbre as backup (N=T, B=J, BI=Talking.)
TEMMIE: Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold Jas like they do when I’m having sex, (Ay)
Fold em' let em' f* me raise it, Jasbre stay with me.
(I hate this.)
SexBombTM uh something bla bla bla bla start.
And after he's been hooked,
I'll have sex naked in a car. What? 
I'll get his cock, show him what I've got
Oh, woah, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get his cock, show him what I've got
Can't fuck my, can't fuck my
No he can't fuck my polar face
(This is like SBFW Go.)
Can't fuck my, can't fuck my
No he can't fuck my po-
JASBRE: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
We pan over to a fish wearing a purple T-Shirt. He’s shaking uncontrollably and has tape on his mouth.
JASBRE: Crazy?
The shaking stops and the tape falls off.
CRAZY: HOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLA!
His eyes begin to dilate and his fins begin to move in every direction. We pan over to a man with a trash bag on his head. He has a name tag saying “Hi, you f**kers! I’m Cobain.”.
COBAIN:: Oh great....here’s another f**ker.
He grabs Crazy by the ass and throws him outside. He crashes through a building named “Dr Eggman Cloning Facility. A bunch of Crazy’s wearing nothing crash out, fins whooshing about.
CRAZY CLONES: HOO-
All of the Crazy clones (except 5 smart clones) crash into a trampoline, and then get killed by a loose brick. The 5 smart clones (named Elinery, Judas, Mark, Mikey and Carl) all land on top of the building. They transfer a small bit of their soul into a clone of Crazy called ”Crazy 2.0“. The clone manifests as a red haired fish with a black t-shirt.
C2.0: HOOOOOOPLAAAAAAAA!
TEMMIE: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU-
It cuts to a “The End” card.
== Trivia ==
* This short premiered as part of Nitetoons The Full Homer Marathon.
* This was the pitch for the original SBFW Hub series.
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