Kidnapper

Kidnapping son of a kidnapper. 
== Biography ==
A pretty gross, pig looking alien guy with four nipples and a monobrow who wears a dirty undershirt and no pants.
He kidnapped the Commander in Serious Kidnapping and asked Space Tree "the stuff" as a ransom, but his evil plan was foiled when a little bird let slip that his one weakness is being lied to. 
He returned in Serious Tingling, this time kidnapping Space Tree's unremovable space tumor, but this plan too was foiled. Not wanting to let the bullet in his gun go to waste, he decided to shoot it right through his own fucking skull.
We saw him a last time when he returned in Allon Writes Something as the Ghost of Valentine's Day Past. He had a wallet (which Mee stole) with a K (for Kidnapper) on it. 
== Memorable Quotes ==
* "You lied to me? (Getting Teary-Eyed) You lied!? You're a liar, Space Tree!" (Runs off moaning) - Serious Kidnapping
* "Well what the hell am I going to do with this bullet? Oh, I know!" (shoots himself in the head) - Serious Tingling
* "I AM totally Serious NoW if You don't start meating my demands SooN - tHe COMMANDER Loses a hand. " - part of his letter written in Serious Kidnapping
* "OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoh. I'm a ghost." - Allon Writes Something
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