Sisters of Parvos/Quotes/LichB

Folksy Sister of Parvos voice lines.
==Birth of a Sister==
These voice lines are affected by the progenitor warframe's element used to kill the Candidate.
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*"Oh I learned to take a hit long before I met you. Learned how to give one, too." 
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*"From you I took fire. Nothing makes me happier than burning away anyone who might want to harm Mister Parvos." 
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*"You were a cool customer. Well then, Mister Parvos said 'Why not take that from them, and return the turn in kind?' That Mister Parvos, he's so clever." 
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*"It's not good manners to let a girl dance alone. Once I zap you real good? You'll dance." 
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*"Gonna slip you an oogie. Make you real green around the gills. Just you see." 
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*"I'm back, and mad enough to smash right through every shield you have." 
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*"I'm back. You're part of me now, and me a part of you. I'm in you, like radiation. You can't get away." 
==After Logging In==
*"I tell my problems to my diary. Maybe you could do that too? When you're not being used as a whimpering human pillow by the largest and most diseased of the felons I'm gonna lock you in a basement with." 
*"Every time I clean something you just make something else dirty." 
*"Y'know, I'm not very sure how many of us it'd take to kick your bottom, but I got a long line of volunteers." 
*"I was at the end of my rope, 'til I met you. Now you're at the end of mine." 
*"You can't get away from me, darling." 
*"Can we talk about Mister Parvos? I'm sure if you just listened to what he's all about you'd see he has such wonderful, perfect ideas. Would you do that for me?" 
*"Oh, it's my fault. If I'd done a better job of placing your hand in Mister Parvos', we wouldn't be in this humbugging, bamboozled old situation. Well. I'm not giving up on you." 
==In Sister Profile==
Dialogue is randomly pulled from #Birth of Sister, #After Logging In, #Spawning, and #Taunts sections.
==Navigating controlled sectors in the Star Chart==
*"The sector? We got it? Really? Oh happy day! Happy, happy day! What do I win? 
*"Now. Mr Parvos says this sector's mine and that means everyone in it. Now you all be double-shiny good and I won't ever have to show you my mean face." 
*"Oh. Oh Mr Parvos will be so pleased with me. Do I look okay?" 
*"A sector. Gosh. A sector's a big responsibility. But I can do it. I'm ready, Mr Parvos, sir. You just see if I'm not." 
*"I do believe I'm getting better at this! Even my Sisters say so. 'She should be dead already.' Nossir. I'm movin' on up." 
*"Look what I got! A sector! Oh, it's perfect perfect perfect." 
==Completing a Mission on an affected Node==
*"I am good at many talents so opposing me was a silly, stupid, dirt-headed mistake. I will spend this better than you ever would." 
*"Because I am learned and worldly and elegant, I have something you never will: I have enough. I also have enough because I am taking your money." 
*"You're not supposed to be here. So I'll take that and you'll say 'Thank you, Sister. I'll be on my way now.'" 
*"You do bad, you put money in the Bad Jar. I'm gonna get Mister Parvos something nice." 
==After Revealing a Requiem Mod ==
*"Nobody likes a pokey Pobber. You quit poking around my affairs and I won't have to poke out those pretty peepers of yours." 
*"What... what are you doing? Get away! You get away from that!" 
*"I don't like people who put their sticky little ticklesticks where they haven't been invited." 
*"Oh no. Oh no you don't, you dirty dooder. This belongs to Mister Parvos, and nobody touches Mister Parvos' particulars while I'm around! No sir!" 
==Fighting the Sister==
===Spawning===
*"Betcha wish you'd never done to me that bad thing you did." 
*"Wishes aren't fishes, and if my progenitor had wheels, well, she'd a' been a wagon. I don't like havin' to do this, but you're just bad. Bad right to the bone." 
*"Oh, I wished better things for us, but you have broken my faith in you and now things must come to their end." 
*"If I'm honest... I've been following you since first we met. Does that sound strange?" 
*"We all have a shadow, darling. I am yours as you are for certain mine." 
===Taunts===
*"Shoulda banged a left before you got here. Then we wouldna had ta do this, now would we?" 
*"I figure you're gonna last about as long as a moth in a candle factory, yes I do." 
*"I'd say you have about as much chance as a snake in a typing contest." 
*"Don't you tell me you love me. I don't care how bad you wanna live." 
*"There you are. There's my cheeky sweetie." 
*"Your rage is fire. And that fire is gonna take you." 
*"Now you keep those ticklesticks of yours where I can see them and maybe this doesn't end with my having to spread you out like a map." 
===After Health Bar Segment is depleted and Hound Self-Detonates===
*"Go boom for mommy." 
*"I loved that hound. It isn't right that you made me blow her up like that. I hope it just hurt you the awfulest." 
===After Attacking with Correct Requiem Mod===
*"You are a bad, bad person!" 
*"Well, this sucks rocks through three miles of bent pipe." 
*"Nothing... nothing stays dead... around... Mister Parvos... that he doesn't want... to stay dead." 
*"Why would you be... so mean?" 
===Downing a Player===
*"Now lie still. This is for the best." 
*"I warned you. I warned you... and I warned you... and I warned you." 
*"Why is it always the best in this world who are obliged to do the ugliest of things? I'm sorry it's come to this." 
*"Well. We thought quite a lot of ourselves, didn't we?" 
===Killing a Player===
*"Whew. I'm going to need some alone time to think on Mister Parvos and make peace with what I've done." 
*"Oh, I'm sorry!" 
*"You didn't think I'd do it, but I did it. I DID IT." 
===Failing a Requiem Attempt===
*"Oh! Thank you, Mister Parvos! I... I don't know what to say." 
*"Oh. Oh! I just want to dance!" 
*"Really? Is this? Am I? Oh, oh my! If this isn't just the shiniest star in the heavens!" 
*"My sisters used to say children would dress like me for Naberus. They thought they were so smart. So funny. Well. Who's laughing now, huh? WHO! IS LAUGHING! NOW!!!" 
*"Oh. Mister Parvos. Thank you for making me a part of your life. For welcoming me into your wonderful dream." 
====If ranking to 5====
*"Well, my goodness. I feel... powerful. Mr. Parvos sir, this must be how you feel every single morning. I-I'm gonna be such a good Sister sir. Oh yes I am. Better than all you doodies you surround yourself with. Better than that Vala. Oh you'll see. I'll be the only Sister you'll need." 
*"You see. You see me now all you dirty doodies? Who took the cheap easy route? I am my best self. I have manifested the life I deserve and Mr. Parvos, he sees me!. Oh, happy day! I'm going to kill all of you, I swear to the Void." 
===Mercy Killing a Hound===
*"You brute! You monster!" 
*"Oh my. You just worked her right over, didn't ya." 
===Hound Downs Player===
*"This right here is my hound. And they'll mind your business for you, just see if they don't." 
*"Oh puppy! Aren't just a stich! Puppy got you fine and proper friend." 
===Hound Kills Player===
*"I am really sad that it has come to this friend. But I'd consider it an honor that my hounds the ones that end your life." 
*"Give it a good shake honey. Make sure it's good and dead." 
===Consumes Hound===
*"Mommy's real sorry, but she needs to eat you." 
*"Oh, don't look at me like that puppy. After I devour you, we'll be closer than ever." 
==Fleeing==
*"Must you rip the wings from all the angels?" 
*"Oh, not this chicken, friend." 
*"Oh, I am not at home to Mister Defeat!" 
*"You should apologise to your mother! For the dirty-girdy you turned out to be." 
*"How could you?" 
==After failing the mission due to fighting the Sister==
*"Well, look where those assumptions got you. And you know what they say about assumptions, they make an ass out of you... and... -umptions." 
*"Doodies do what they do. And then they're dead, dead dodo." 
*"Dirty." 
==Taking down the Sister of Parvos in Railjack==
===Nearing the ship===
*"I believe we picked the devil we run with. You picked me I guess." 
*"You are very brave. But leaving here alive should be of concern to someone outnumbered like yourself." 
*"I hope you hugged everyone who cares about you." 
*"I don't like people who just come calling. I don't like it!" 
*"I am tired of running you around on the end of a stick. I am an important part of Mr. Parvos' endeavors and you are just... a dumb-dumb dooter! And dooters gonna die." 
===Firing torpedoes===
*"Hit them with thpse cracklesnappers. I wanna see that tin ship scatter like stars!" 
*"Deliver Mr. Parvos' wrath on trails of fire. Fire!" 
===Crewship arrival===
*"Pack lots of burly men into a crewship and send it on over!" 
*"Make ready the next crewship. I farewell you with a kiss!" 
===Fighters arrival===
*"Fighters away! Handsome skyboys, I'll be waving from the bridge!" 
*"Fill the skies like an angel quoir. Sing!" 
===Ramsled launch===
*"Little men, get on your shooter tubes and do good. Travel true!" 
*"Little men, I would very much like you all to bring me that ship please. Now fly." 
===Boarding the ship===
*"What? You can't be here! How can you be here? Oh, this is all gone wrong!" 
*"This is how you repay me? For showing you Mr. Parvos' light? You better start showing some gratitude or we can't be friends." 
===Traversing the ship===
*"Things are gonna change around here. Oh, indeedy doodie, yes siree. Things are going to change." 
*"You may not say much, but those popguns of yours certainly sing a sad old opera, don't they?" 
===Arriving at the Sister of Parvos===
*"It just breaks my heart to have to do this." 
*"Why do you have make me choose between you and Mr. Parvos? You know that's no choice I can make." 
===Half health===
*"I'm... I'm so proud of you. But you need to be quiet now!" 
*"You're not my friend! You're a fake tin-thing as fake as all my SISTERS!" 
==Vanquished==
*"Ha. Hahahaha." 
*"Wait. No. Not while everything's still so messy...." 
*"aaAH! MUCK YOU YA MUCKIN' MUCK MUCKER I'M G—" 
==Converting the Sister==
*"But... that would mean... that would mean I have to leave Mister Parvos. [sigh] A girl has to do what's best for her. Goodbye, Mister Parvos. I'll never forget what you did for little ol' me." 
*"Oh. Oh what kind of choice are you giving me? To betray the man I love... to save my own life? What kind of choice is that? Forgive me, darling." 
*"What? To betray or die? What kind of choice is that? [sigh] I was reborn once. I can be reborn again. All right. Have it your way." 
==When Converted Sister Assists the Player==
===Upon Entering===
*"Get away from them! All of you! YOU TAKE YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF THEM RIGHT NOW!" 
*"I'm here, darling. Don't you worry. I'm here." 
*"Let me take care of these no-good stinky Verminks for you. Don't you tire yourself on their account." 
*"Well, I was on my usual patrol, and here you were – wasting your time with these no-account two-bit muck munchers – and, well, I just couldn't not stop by and help out the System's greatest warrior! And here I am!" 
===Upon Leaving===
*"Oh it was like music watching you spin and twirl through all those two-faced scum muffins. I consider it an honour to have been your dance partner." 
*"There. All done." 
*"Oh, we did it. And you're alive. And it was all because I came along at just the right time." 
*"There. Now, I must tell you. Enemies like those... those wormy waffles and side-talking snot snakes that you fight so often... well, well they're beneath you. And I'm glad that I came by so maybe you didn't have to anymore. There. I said it." 
===After Dying===
*"I'm sorry, my love. I got bamboozled. [death noise]" 
*"Tricked... by dirty doodies. I feel such... a nincompoop." 
*"Oh no. I got all turned around by their flim-flam. On alone, you must go. Farewell, my love." 
==Quirks==
===Allergic to Nature===
*"[multiple sneezes] Oh, this... this place is [sneezes] playing merry hell with my allergies. [sneezes]" 
*"Things should be clean and just so. But... [sneezes] this place... [sneezes] this place is all DIRT. [sneezes]" 
===Always Hungry===
*"Back in the Corpus mess – that fine old place – Mister Parvos feeds us well. I do right by him by making sure I get my three squares." 
*"Okay, boys, you keep our guest busy while I get a few calories to strong on up." 
===Bloodhound===
*"Well, well. [inhales] Mmm. Don't you just smell sweet as pie." 
*"Oh, no no no. You may hide from my eyes, but you can't hide from my twitching little sniffer. Smell you from anywhere, I would." 
===Coward===
*"Well. I can see I am clearly in over my little ol' head. So, if you'll excuse me—" 
*"Now, I may be brave, but I am not stupid. A lady has to know her limitations, and so I bid you a very good day." 
===Deserter===
*"Oh, physical conflict is not something at which I excel, so if you'll excuse me...." 
*"You... you killed my Eximus? HOW COULD YOU? Come on home, baby. Let Momma make it better. YOU MONSTER!" 
===Fear of Being Alone===
*"Mister Parvos gave me all those shiny men. Now you broke them. Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no he's gonna be so mad. HE'S GONNA BE SO MAD." 
*"Nonono. This wasn't how it was supposed to go. I was supposed to lay you low with my army of his Shining Hand and... and... and now it's all RUINED." 
===Fear of Children===
*"Children are like people not left in the oven for long enough and the way they look at me all clear-eyed like the Void itself is looking back at me and saying 'I come for you, in time, I come for you and take you into the nothing so that you become nothing and...'! [screams]" 
*"Children? No. All wrong and supple-limbed and moving like water? Wrong. Wrong, wrong!" 
===Fear of Heights===
*"What... what am I meant to do all the way up here with the hard, hard ground staring at me like it wants to squash me flat? Flap my arms like a little birdie? I gotta go. I gotta go, I say!" 
*"Now, there is a right place and a wrong place for each thing to be. And things without feathers are not meant to be this... far from the good ol' ground. No sir, no sir, they are not!" 
===Fear of Kubrows===
*"I am no meat treat for no devil-eyed dirty dog! You keep that wrong one(?) away, and maybe I, I won't have to do what I don't want to do. You hear me?" 
*"Eyes and hair and fangs all red! I know you, devil dog. I have been in those jaws before! You will not have me again!" 
===Fear of Space Travel===
*"Floating through the infinite inside a tin, thin doohickey just isn't right! It's wrong. It's wrong wrong wrong, and I gotta go go go!" 
*"Someone who's a little something sure does feel like no one floating in the middle of all this nothing! I gotta skedaddle." 
===Hatred of Children===
*"Oh, you sneaky faker child! Don't you look at me, you knowing-eyed little brat! You got secrets? We all got secrets! I don't need your secrets. I just need you to STOP LOOKING AT ME!" 
*"A child? A child raises its sticky little grasper to me? Without so much as a how do you do, without a shred of respect? You respect your elders, you hear my words, you tiny little half-person child thing! You respect your elders!" 
===Hatred of Grineer===
*"Oh, Grineer. Tatty tin fakemen is what I call them. Copies of copies of copies of a real person. Not even ghosts! Putting them down, well, it's a duty. And one I need to attend to. Excuse me." 
*"Grineer. Tatty little tin fakemen. Hurky-jerky fun-making of what a real person is supposed to be! Gonna put you down." 
===Hatred of Infested===
*"Oh I'll get right back to you, but first, I need to exterminate this dirty, no-good Infested filth." 
*"Ugh, Infested. All bubbling and roiling and wrong. Help a girl clean this up. We can get back to killing each other soon enough." 
===Loner===
*"They're all gone. Good. I don't like sharing my meat." 
*"So all my men are dead now. Well, they were just getting between me and you, darling." 
===Paranoid===
*"I know you know. Don't think... don't think I don't know that you know. Yeah. You... you know." 
*"Oh. I get it. I see now. This was all a trap, a trick, a big ol' flashy fake. All of you, all of you in on it to get me here. Well, it ain't gonna work. No sir!" 
===Prone to Vertigo===
*"What kind of person tips a lady over?" 
*"Knocking a lady over? That's dirty pool, you dirty doody. Dirty pool!" 
===Pyromaniac===
*"The thing I like bestest best about fire? It doesn't lie. It is what it is. Does what it does, please and thank you. Just like me." 
*"Doesn't life just look merry as you please in front of a big ol' rip-roaring fire? Well, only if you're not in it, I suppose." 
===Trophy Hunter===
*"Well, now. I spy with my little eye a critter that would make the finest of gifts for Mister Parvos. Once appropriately stuffed and mounted. Come here, little fella." 
*"Well, how do you do, my four-legged little friend? I'm gonna take a moment to measure you up for a rug. Hey, come back here!" 
===Vain===
*"Such fine work Mister Parvos did. Behold the glorious product of his glad hand. Behold my beauty!" 
*"I was ugly. But now... I'm pretty. The prettiest of the pretty. Oh, the belle of the ball." 
==Sound Effects==
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