Slender Man vs Baldi's Basics

centre|thumb|480x480pxSlender Man vs Baldi's Basics is the 26th episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features the Creepypasta stalker, Slenderman rapping against teacher and antagonist from Baldi's Basics, Baldi. It was released on July 18th, 2018.
== Cast ==
Cam Greely as Slenderman
The Stupendium as Baldi
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Slenderman is in grey and Baldi is in green)
=== Slenderman ===
I started to believe this industry can't get more shallow 
Yet another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow 
Tall and pale, bald assailant teleporting round a map 
But instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap? 
Are you serious? I'm furious! 
People are really fearin' this? 
You're a slender remake that is meant for Pre-k 
That will never equate to me, period 
That's nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education! 
=== Baldi ===
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist! 
I figured something awful was in the mist 
You're the person proving white people shouldn't spit 
This dated shroud is not allowed in my school house, you're flunking out 
For those rhymes I'll award a shiny quarter since you're selling out 
I mean you got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 
Now let's do my favorite subject 
What happens when I subtract your head from the rest of your carcass 
And then split it into halves? 
Now class is in session, may I please have your attention? 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 
Your reign of fame has now ended, I'll sweep the floor with you man 
Your reign of fame has now ended, I'll sweep the floor with you man 
=== Slenderman ===
I've got you decoded, the pages I wrote it 
Then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks 
Repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
Is me that you owe the, numbers that you're growin' 
I gave you your start, I'll be your finish 
You won't make it far, now I have risen 
I'll tear out your heart and then I'm persistin' 
To rip you apart, how's that for division? 
I'm Slender Man! 
Put you in a hospice there's no treatment 
For when I teach what's really frightening to Mavis Beacon 
I'm the peak of all horror, you are just a trending fad 
That is soon to die off right along with Herobrine and FNAF 
=== Baldi ===
Let's look at your results, and based on your grim grading 
I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady 
I can't believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Then you're twisted as your 12 years old's who go and stab each other 
== Trivia ==
* This is the fourth episode to feature the character Slenderman, after Slender Man vs Herobrine, Slenderman vs Herobrine Part 2, and Freddy Fazbear vs Slenderman
== Bonus Content ==
Slenderman Teaser.png|A teaser for the episode posted on the community tab
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