Fartmistress Madison

Made by Dan Dee from 2007-2009 and on sale from 2010-2013, Fartmistress Madison is a princess doll wearing coral satin gloves and a sash reading "Fartmistress" on it in pink; she also wears a coral ballgown as well as a golden crown with fuschia diamonds all over it. When her hand is held, Fartmistress Madison vibrates and creates a gaseous, flatulent sound effect, then lights up her cheeks as if she's blushing while uttering a cleverly witty message.
== Where She Was Sold and Her Prices ==
* Kids' City $10 USD
* Gadgeteers $10 USD
* Toys R Us $10 USD/$15 CAD
* KB Toys $9 USD
* Vat19.com $9.50 USD
* Hot Topic $9.75 USD/$14.95 CAD
* Justice $12 USD/$ CAD
* Urban Outfitters $12 USD/$14.50 CAD
* Walmart $8 USD/$13 CAD
* Target $12 USD
* Kmart $12 USD
* Zellers $14 CAD
* Tucker's Toyworks $7.45 USD
* Lolo's Discount Warehouse $6.50 USD
* Lulu's Liquidation Hut $6 USD
* Jojo's Clearance Boutique $5 USD
== Her Flatulence Noises and Humourous Phrases ==
# ("Prune squeaker" fart) I possess the power of the prune!
# ("Cheese popcorn stinker" fart) Ow, my eye!
# ("Regal flourish" fart) That's regally hilarious!
# ("Royal heiney burp" fart) Excuse me, I've issued a royal pardon!
# ("Tea party puffer" fart) The blame's on my royal teapot!
# ("Dragon slayer" fart) That was my butt saying "toodle-oo" to fire-breathing beasts everywhere!
# ("Perfume poof" fart) I smell something-and it's great!
# ("Skirt burster" fart) What an explosive burst of princess power!
# ("dress flutter" fart) That's what I call the aftermath of a hearty banquet!
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