Squid Island Vault attack

The Squid Island Vault attack was a trap set on to destroy all of the valuables in the Squid Island Vault if someone were to mine any of the diamonds. After reading President Slogo’s Law 5 of the Laws of Squid Island, Jelly rigged an explosive system in the Squid Island Vault to explode if someone mines or places a diamond block in the vault, with the goal to "protect" the vault from Slogo's law 5. It was accidentally set off by Slogo while transporting part of the treasury to install the hefty 23 diamond block total tax accumulation inside the vault by accidentally mining the wooden block deactivator in the contraption, completely destroying the vault and almost all of its treasury, with Jelly, the planner of the operation, dying as the sole casualty. It's commonly debated whether Jelly or Slogo is responsible for the destruction, however putting explosives under a federal vault is definitely illegal either way. After this, Slogo temporarily relocated all remaining wealth and taxes to the Bork Co. Vault for temporary storage, and keep 3 diamonds in total. 
On June 8th, 2024, in a court case held in Jelly Inc. Pyramid's stage, [USSI v. Jelly], President Crainer determined Jelly to be at complete fault for the explosion.
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