Battle at Logan's Grave

The Battle at Logan's Grave was a confrontation between Deadpool and a squad of Minutemen that were sent to find and capture the former.
==Background==
In 2029 of Earth-10005, while protecting his daughter Laura in North Dakota, the hero Wolverine sacrificed himself to save Laura. Laying impaled on a tree, with his dying breath he told her to not become what she was intended to be before succumbing to his injuries and passing away peacefully, his hand in Laura's. Laura honored his memory by burring him and turning his cross on its side, forming an X. His actions throughout his life led him to become a well-renowned hero to both Deadpool and agents working for the Time Variance Authority.
However, as Logan was his universe's Anchor Being, his death began a millennia-long process during which his universe would slowly unravel. Because the process took thousands of years, the higher-ups at the Time Variance Authority appointed Mr. Paradox's division to monitor the decay and to have the anti-hero Deadpool retrieved from the timeline and sent to the Sacred Timeline. Fulfilling his duties, Paradox admitted to Wilson that Logan's death was destroying his world, and more importantly that he was dissatisfied with the TVA's direction and wanted to prove his effectiveness; Paradox planned on using a Time Ripper to quicken the universe's destruction.
However, Wilson instead decided to attack Paradox and steal his TemPad, traveling to 2030 in an attempt to retrieve Logan as he hoped that his healing factor had enabled him to survive. However, to Wilson's shock and rage, Logan was truly dead, and his remains merely consisted of adamantium-coated skeleton with little bits of skin, hair, and clothes. Realizing his mission was a failure, Deadpool pulled Logan's skeleton out of his grave and began talking to it.
==Battle==
At that moment, a squad of Time Variance Authority Minutemen arrived through Timedoors and demanded that Deadpool throw down his weapons and surrender, causing Deadpool to hide behind a fallen tree. Deadpool refused to give up his weapons but promised not to use them. Hyping himself and Logan's skeleton up, Deadpool flipped out from his hiding place and began using Logan's bones as weapons, flinging them at agents and slamming them into their skulls, even pruning one of them to the Void. During the battle, Deadpool broke the fourth wall and began dancing to 's .
Running out of bones, Deadpool attached Logan's adamantium claws to his arms using Logan's veins and unsheathed them. Although he got them stuck in his arm, Deadpool managed to stab two Minutemen with the claws, and they both screamed in pain as Deadpool struggled to pull them out. At the end of his rampage, only the squad's leader was left standing, who praised Logan but insulted Deadpool and Canada. Deadpool referenced the by telling the Minuteman to get his country's name out of his mouth before killing the leader with one of his katanas. Deadpool realized he'd have to find another Wolverine to replace his and left through a Timedoor to search for one.
==Aftermath==
Deadpool began his search for another Logan in a universe where Wolverine was very short, calling him "comic-accurate". Amused by Wolverine's height, Deadpool left and traveled to other universes, including one with an amputated Wolverine, one with a Wolverine being crucified, one with an old Wolverine, and one with a Wolverine fighting a Hulk.
Despite traveling to many different universes, all the Variants of Wolverine he encountered were too hostile. However, when Deadpool traveled to a universe where Wolverine was drinking at a bar alone, the latter didn't put up a fight and merely collapsed in a drunken heap, allowing Deadpool to take him back to the Time Variance Authority Office.
However, Mr. Paradox explained that a Variant of a person could not replace them as an Anchor Being and that Deadpool managed to retrieve the worst Wolverine in the Multiverse. Paradox pruned Deadpool and Wolverine when the latter woke up, sending them to the Void, where they engaged in a duel. Their fight was interrupted by a band of scavengers, who had captured the pruned Minuteman and Human Torch, who was quickly dispatched by Pyro.
Human Torch, Deadpool, Wolverine and the Minuteman were taken to the scavengers' base, where Deadpool and Wolverine were introduced to Cassandra Nova, the twin sister of an alternate Charles Xavier and an Omega-level mutant who was pruned by the TVA as a baby and who now led the scavengers. Alioth arrived at the compound and began devouring its inhabitants, but Deadpool and Wolverine were able to escape.
==References==
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