"BIG WAR Part 40"

"Nine Shrines Adventures and Dines gets some new hires! Meanwhile everyone can't deal with all these new customers!" - BIG WAR Part 40
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
== Quotes ==
* Markus: Okay, we got a drink for you, we got a drink for you, got a drink for you, got a drink for you and--- *Markus stares at Ballast McGee for a moment, reaches down beneath the bar and says* and we have a drink for you. *He pours Ballast McGee a cup of dirty dishwater with a splash of wood alcohol*
* Ballast McGee: Ah, the Grandpappy McGee special, I know it well. You can really taste the apathy and lack of service, girl.
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* Ashe: Hey, Thog. Thog, can we just like, not pay her?
* Thog: Ashe, that's a fucked up thing to say and it also fucks with my whistle. You know the second I start giving people wages this shit doesn't work anymore.
* Ashe: So we're not paying her, then?
* Thog: Ashe, we're paying her!
* Ashe: Damn it!
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* Colvin: I've been waiting here for you guys for at least three days.
* Ashe: What? How?
* Colvin: Yeah, I missed you.
* Ashe: But, we left---
* Colvin: That means I won.
* Ashe: How do you know where we lived?
* Colvin: What?
* Markus: Just hire him, Thog.
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* Markus: Colvin, what can you do in a bar?
* Colvin: Markus, that is a very general question.
* Markus: Put him down for general work.
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* Ashe: I set the drinks down on Demitrius' tray, then step on Inien foot and step out from behind the bar.
* Inien: Inien looks over at Demitrius. She had to turn around to do that.
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* GM: Demitrius runs up and deposits a few drinks on the table with a note
* Ashe: Oh, I read the note.
* GM: 'From the pretty lady over at the bar'. It's a bunch of olives arranged into a middle finger.
* Ashe: Thanks for the olives, Inien!
* Jackson: Ashe begins eating them all out of spite
* Ashe: I do! I grab handfulls of olives at a time.
* Jackson: Maintaining eye contact with Inien.
* Ashe: After swallowing a mouthful of olives, I very quickly wash them back with an entire jug of whatever alcohol Demitrius put down on the table.Category:BIG WAR episodes