Fox News

Fox News is a parody organization made up by King Dedede to try to turn Melee into Kirby's Nightmare in Dreamland by giving Fox antibiotics to turn him into the ultimate lifeform. They hate The Wolk Agenda because they're afraid they're going to scramble their eggs on medium-high heat, then stuff them in their BREAKFAST! to make weird food items at McDonald's/everywhere. Fox News has been accused of committing a bad abstraction to their open-sauce Grubhub project. Despite this, they and their viewers eat their exterior lights like fish eggs, as any republican should.
Fox News is known for their lord and saviour Tucker Caramelldansen, who has recently been fired like a wooden pizza for supporting Italian rights in 1900s New York. The secretary of state Elmo has since disinvowed Fox News, stating that they "fell into ruin" and are "obsessed with stochastic terrorism".
== News ==
Fox News provides Never Ending Worry Spread in the form of N.E.W.S. which they pretend is a big grey cloud coming to shoot Luigi Lightning all over the UnWorld, but everyone knows this is just a trick to try to inform people that Luigi is going to bring rapture to everyone and kill them for their cards: clouds, mushrooms, fire flowers, Luigis, Marios, and stars. Since Luigi said that femboys are going to cause the end of heteronormative society, they have taken into reporting femboy sightings and showing their cuteness on the air.
Fox News has tried to kill Luigi and replace him with Bill O'Riley, but that has since made his mustache into a cloud which can tsunam the entire UnUniverse.
== Politics ==
Surprisingly, Fox News hates politics, and they cite George Waluigiton in his statement "polticus schmoliticus" against the whitehouse's inclusion of them in The Electoral Collage Board. They think the phantom was a good inclusion to minecraft like it wasn't an overused Counter-Strike "door stuck" meme, the worst Danny Phantom song, or the worst team name Joker ever came up with.
They hate that women can blow up a bank without having to open up a bank account there, or without the consent of their fathers/husbands. (codeword: polygamy and 2 dad households)
Category:News Organizations
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Category:Republicans
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