The Walking Dead

If you had to die right now how would you go? Would you go like the paranoid freak who gets gunned on? How about the nerd who goes for broke? The thief and the thug who gets carted? Two dumb-asses who get blown away? A tomb raider who turns into a doom raider? Maybe some not so happy campers... or the runner who gets run away. or maybe you want to die like a smart person... either way... this is the next episode of 1000 ways to die...
AIRED ON: OCTOBER 15, 2017 
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
390 	Grave Stoned (a.k.a The Non Walking Dead) 	April 6th, 1999 	Las Vegas, Nevada 	A paranoid man thinks zombies will attack. He decides to steal weapons from a gun shop. While he is at home with his new weapons, one of the guns goes off, killing him instantly.
459 	iPwn'd (a.k.a Phoned In) 	June 23, 2010 	San Francisco, California	A geek waits for a store to open for days to get a new phone. When they announce they have no more, he gets angry and kicks a pole. the pole causes a large sign to fall on him and crush him.
388 	Rocked in Roller Coaster (a.k.a Rail Fail)	February 22, 2006	New York 	A thief steals from a fair after it is closed. He decides to hide on a roller coaster track. However, a group of thugs break in and use the roller coaster. The cart hits the thief, killing him instantly. The cart then turns over, launching the thugs, killing them as well.
578 	Fire crack-him (a.k.a Male Call) 	June, 25, 1970 	Los Angeles, California 	Two teens place fireworks in a mailbox. When it does not go off, they open the mailbox. When it is opened, the fireworks explode, killing them both.
699 	Doom Raider (a.k.a Re-dart-ed) 	May 15, 1856
Death begins in 813 Death ends in 823	Egypt 	A treasure thief steals from a temple. While escaping, he triggers a trap that shoots a poison arrow at him. The poison kills him a decade later
799 	Marshmell-OWNED! (a.k.a Hot Headed) 	November 24, 2011	Ohio, US 	A group of drunk people go camping. While already drunk, they decide to roast marshmallows that are covered in alcohol. The sticks they use catch on fire, which sets them on fire, incinerating them.
523 	
Jogged Over (a.k.a I Work OWW-t) 	
February 22, 2012	Attalla, Ala 	A exerciser decides to run for 3 hours. He starts running, gets sweaty, and loses weight. Then, he gets a seizure. he falls down and a car hits the guy, causing his head to rip off, and his bones to be crushed, killing him instantly.
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