Couch

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The Couch is a piece of furniture in the downstairs apartment of 12 Polina Road. What is notable about the couch is the manner in which it got there. After a night of excessive drinking, Andrew Howell, Aiden Dunne and John Hillier drove down Columbus drive in a Ford F-150 pickup truck to Aiden's aunt and uncle's house to pick up a used couch for the house. John was driving, and upon arrival at Aiden's relatives, John nearly yacked in the middle of their living room, possibly due to Hangover Wendy's deprivation. The couch was grudgingly loaded aboard the truck, and the three drove back without securing the couch, and drove with reckless abandon. Then it came time to get the couch inside. The events that follow are a miracle in engineering.
==Getting the couch inside==
First, they attempted to put the couch down the stairs, and in the process of this failed attempt, they made several holes in the drywall on the way down. After numerous attempts and different couch angles, it was deemed impossible for the doorway to cater to the mammoth girth of the couch, no matter what approach was taken. Then orchestrator of the business end of the couch, Jeremy Rodgers made the executive decision to take out the kitchen windows of the downstairs apartment and get the couch in that way. The windows were removed, with ease that suggested that they were stepping aside in the face of genius. The couch was then pulled through the kitchen window and laid in what is assumed to be its final resting place in the downstairs living room. 
I can't believe we got it all inside. That's what she said.