Koopa Troop vs Badniks

The minions of Bowser, Goomba, Koopa Troopa and Piranha Plant, rap against the minions of Dr. Eggman, Moto Bug, Buzz Bomber and Crabmeat, to see which team of enemies from the most iconic video game franchises is better.
== Beat ==
Anger: http://www.kustombeats.com/vip/dubstep-beats/anger
== Locations ==
Koopa Troop: Bowser's Kingdom
Badnik: Eggmanland
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
GOOMBA, KOOPA TROOPA AND PIRANHA PLANT
VS
MOTO BUG, BUZZ BOMBER AND CRABMEAT
BEGIN!
=== Moto Bug: ===
Back and forth we go, go go
Taking down hedgehogs is our show
From our speedy wheels to our hard buggy shell
You run into us you're going to yell
I know we're going to hear a bunch from dumb, dumb and dumber
But they can't handle a slow Itallian plumber
So talk your talk but everyone knows you're slow
It's not like any of you add up to Wario
=== Goomba: ===
Think you can jump on me? Time to bow to the Goomboss!
Once you've seen this army of mushrooms, turtles and plants, you'll know you've lost
We are in our Sonic Prime, we're not to be taken lightly
You'll be the weaklings, you see, once you fight me
I'm Captain Goomba! You'll be sleeping with the Choppers and Cheep Cheeps
Lines more broken than Sonic 06, no wonder Sega's so cheap
Bow down the Bowser Army! If you don't, there will be a royal decree
Where all of the Badniks will be executed, you'll be crying on your knees
=== Buzz Bomber: ===
You must be eating the wrong mushrooms if you think you can win
You're so slow we don't have to jump, we'll just sweep you into the rubbish bin
Keep coming and we'll swarm you
Death from above is what we do
All you do with your back and forth is make people sick
So give up and bow down to Dr. Robotnik
Because you'll be more terrified when you hear our buzz go
Than when you hear 'it's me, Mario'
=== Koopa Troopa: ===
Stand back, Goomba, I'll take on robotic Beedrill on my own
Badnik is a fitting name considering your garbage flow
We're shutting you down, nobody will be sad, cause
You winning this would even leave Waluigi going "WAH!?"
Call me Sonic, cause this turtle's coming in fast
Because against this army, you're not getting past
It's clear you can't beat us, so you should just go
Because spitting bad lines is what Sega does that Nintendon't!
=== Crabmeat: ===
Oh look it's a turtle the saddest thing in a shell
What, didn't Nintendo think a snail would sell?
We were made to battle the fastest thing in fur
You guys crack to a fat plumber
You guys think turtle power is what you yell
but you're just bargain basement versions of Leo, Raf, Mikey and Donatello
So come after us and the losers lounge is what you'll see
Where you can hang out with your best pal Luigi
=== Piranha Plant: ===
It's time I make a Krabby Patty that's got two bugs too
I can't believe we have to deal with three wannabes of the Mechakoopa (ooh)
You guys can't be serious trying to step to Bowser, so
I'm gonna have to deactivate you with Ultimate heavy blows (OH!)
Crack you like an Egg, man, you shouldn't have stepped to us
He's been betrayed by so many gods, he sent you to deal with one
But you couldn't beat us, you'll have to retreat, so
The next time you see us, Bowser will be taking over Green Hill Zone!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo falls into lava.)
OF HISTORY! AUGH!