I Can't Believe It's Not Better

an adventure starring Errol, Chico, and Lothario. Companion episode: Minimum Rager
==Setting==
Poppy's Fantasy Land Puzzle Mania
==Short Episode Description==
Join Lothario, Errol, and Chico as they solve puzzles to get their sweet, sweet prize in this Lasers and Feelings game!
==Non Player Characters==
* Sir Bottom Rock
* Sir Mix A Lot
* Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat siblings:
** Sam Flightfeather
** Sally Flightfeather
** Bert Flightfeather
* Jester Guild
** Pellus Jovan
** Reggie Jovan
** Tiny Jovan
* Poppy Lindun
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==Plot Summary==
Errol, Lothario, and Chico investigate a flyer asking for help finding a hoard. There is no contact info or location to travel to for this adventure. Errol explains that he is an expert at magic and tells them that they must hold hands in a circle around the paper and say "Abracadabra". In reality each of them touching the flyer is the trigger required for them to be transported to an interesting fun house of sorts where they find their way to a room full of mysterious liquids and a book of recipe's. An individual referring to himself as Sir Bottom Rock meets the group and tells them he needs help slaying a dragon and saving a princess and needs them to make him a potion. Errol proceeds to mix up a dubious potion by crushing up sour cream and onion chips and pieces of licorice into a container of liquid and shakes it up. He hands it to Sir Rock Bottom who takes the container and drinks it then wishes out loud to be able to have another job. He poofs in a cloud of smoke and is found bound to the wall of the room with chains and a contract on his chest saying he will be in servitude to the castle until the end of time. The group is alarmed by this and are confused as to what happens. Around this time another individual arrives calling himself Sir Mix-Alot. Sir Mix-Alot asks for a potion. Errol decides this time to mix colors of fluid in accordance to the colors that are on Sir Mix-Alots clothing. He mixes the three colors and hands him the potion which he drinks and it gives him an additional set of arms. He thanks Errol and the door to the next room opens allowing them to pass through. 
In the next room they encounter a general store type setting with ice cream in tubs with cones, as well as bags of flour, sugar, and other dry goods. As the group enjoys some of the ice cream a tall individual with a ravens head appears wearing a long bulky trench coat. Chico speaks to the individual named Sam for a moment and when Sam realizes they are from another guild jumps down from the shoulders of his friends and they greet the party introducing themselves to be three kobolds named Sam, Bert, and Sally. As this is happening and the Kobolds start enjoying some scoops of ice cream of their own Lothario investigates an oven door that was previously unnoticed. As he touches it a giant non-butter ooze monster spews from the oven and begins lurching toward the group with a hungry scowl. Lothario throws ice cream into its mouth and it begins chasing after Chico in an attempt to get his ice cream. Errol has a flashback to his foster mother Rowena Goodwind teaching him some things about baking and he grabs a bag of flour and chucks it at the monster in an attempt to try and thicken it up and slow it down. Chico sees what Errol is attempting and chucks sugar as well. Then the kobolds realize they still have some fire breathing potion leftover from the last room and blast the non-butter ooze monster until it is cooked into the form of a giant cake. Lothario takes the cake and places it upon a serving table to transport to the next room.
The group find a large bouncy ball painted to resemble a green stone set inside a globes frame. Upon the walls are 6 sets of two silhouettes on three different walls. A silhouette of a man and woman who change places upon each wall. After much trial and error Chico touches the green globe after Errol and somehow manage to swap bodies. Lothario suggests they touch the globe again and when they do they swap back much to the relief of Chico and Errol. Then a light illuminates above one set of silhouette's. Chico catches on and asks the kobolds and Lothario to repeat the process that just happened. This process is repeated twice more and two more lights illuminate opening the next door. The group moves into a chaotic room strewn with weapons where a group of individuals dressed as Jesters are being attacked by a knight. The knight was on a stand that has a plaque which reads “bring me the greatest weapon”. Errol sees coins on the floor and begins gathering them up. Lothario tells Chico that the plaque must be eluding to his combat prowess so Chico tells the knight “I am the greatest weapon!” this does not sway the knight who attacks Chico. Errol brings the coins to the knight and this solves the puzzle unlocking the next door.
Finally they arrive to a room with a large mixing bowl and three bowls, one with water, one with oil, and one with what seems to be dirt. After discussing for quite a while Chico discovers the dirt is in fact cocoa powder and not dirt and is convinced they are to bake brownies. He tells the jesters to switch off the lights in the room that illuminate a path leading to eggs. Chico takes the eggs and mixes them into the batter he has made and bakes them in a small oven in the wall creating cupcakes. The door to the next room opens and the party travels to another room.
The final room has a large table covered with plates and prizes and the two teenage employees Sir Rock Bottom and Sir Mix-Alot throw confetti and congratulate them on winning the hoard. Confused the party seem alarmed thinking this is some elaborate trap or that they have not completed the puzzle. Then a woman comes forward alarmed that they are not enjoying there prize. She introduces herself as Poppy and tells them that she is a dragon who hoards happiness and the puzzles were meant to bring them joy. The party is a little confused but accept her explanation and enjoy their lemonade and cupcakes.
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