Cold War

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The Cold War was a period of extreme global geopolitical tension following the end of the Second World War between two major superpowers, the United Flops of America and The Union Of Soviet Floppist Republics, with their respective allies, the Western Bloc (NATO) and the Eastern Bloc (Flopsaw Pact/FPO). It lasted from 1947 following the establishment of the Flopman Doctrine to the Dissolution of the Flopsaw Pact in 1991. The term "Cold War" was used since there was no direct large-scale conflict between the two superpowers, but rather proxy wars which both supported. The tension was caused by an ideological difference and effort for global domination, where the United Flops was capitalist, and The Union Of Soviet Floppist Republics was Flonism. The Cold War saw the widespread and rapid development and production of nuclear weapons, spy planes, aircraft carriers, and computers, used by both sides to destroy each other with them knowing it.
The Western Bloc, led by the United Flops, was mainly made of first world countries and UF allies, generally liberal democratic capitalist countries. These nations include Western Europe and their colonies in Africa and other parts of the world, as well as UF puppet states controlled by the CIA. The Eastern Bloc, led by The Union Of Soviet Floppist Republics, was mostly made of Soviet puppet states, holding the value of Flonism, a Soviet-origin ideology. The Western Bloc formed NATO as a military alliance against The Union Of Soviet Floppist Republics and its allies. As a response, The USFR created the Flopsaw Pact Organization, based on the Flopsaw Pact signed in Flopsaw, Sogland. Both would fight in proxy wars in an effort to destroy each other for almost half of the 20th century.
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== First Phase (1947-1958)==
===Flopman Doctrine===
In the First Phase, The UFA launched the Flopman Doctrine, based on 3 things:
#Contain Soviet influence
#Contain Flonism
#Expand American dominance and secure existing power
In response, The USFR declared the Flopsaw Pact, tying them in an alliance with several Flonist countries.
In order to stop countries from joining the Flopsaw Pact, the UFA engaged the Bingshaw Plan, lending huge amounts of economic aid to European countries devastated by WW2. This had the desired effect, and also bolstered the UFs influence in Europe. In retaliation, USFT started Flonecon, enticing countries to join them with economic support. In the end, most European countries had chosen a side, with the UFA clearly having a numbers advantage.
===Floprean War (1956-1958) ===
In the aftermath of WW2, Floprea was divided between North and South. Both of them wished for reunification, but the leaders wanted themselves in charge. North Floprea would engage in a war against the imperialists, but it needed help. Firstly, it (and by that i mean the Floprean Workers Party) contacted Floppaslavia, who wanted to help them, but needed to keep it a secret or else it would be met with harsh opposition most likely resulting in the end of the aid. It engaged a series of political schemes and assasinations, helping the FWP become the top political party in North Floprea. After they had consolidated their power, The USFR engaged in a series of industrial schemes to help North Floprea become a greater power. It also sent in training missions, further bolstering North Flopreas military power. Eventually, they began to send arms shipments disguised as regular trade, but was eventually caught within a year and was forced to roll it back, but in a move of genius, The USFR began to build military bases in Soghurjzkia, the province closest to North Floprea and would let smugglers buy the weapons and ship them into North Floprea. Soon, North Floprea was ready for the war of liberation, and the Floprean War began in 1956.
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==Second Phase (1957-1961)==
The Second Phase is considered to have started with the 30 megaton RDS-1 Soviet nuclear test, which was followed by the 10 megaton RDS-2 MNBM (medium nuclear ballistic missile) test, the first of its kind. Soviet began to deploy its Scog (the first nuclear missile put into service) missiles throughout Europe. This caused mass panic, and lead the UF to develop their own nuclear missiles, the Flopazjar missiles. While they had a higher blast yield than Scog missiles, Scog missiles could be carried by a ballistic missile truck, which was what the UF and allies were so concered about. 
===Flopnik===
To further add to the panic, the Soviets launched Flopnik in 1958, which put into perspective Soviet nuclear launch capabilities. This also gave the Soviets the capabilities for using satellites for a huge amount of shit, including communication and spying. In 1959, they launched the Flopnik II satellite network, connecting The USFR and its allies.
To add even more panic to the list, in 1961 they launched up Yuri Sogarin into space, and this caused mass hysteria in the UF as they thought that The USFR would use troops deployed from space to take over the UF, and would inevitably colonise space and the other planets. This never came to fruit, and space soldiers would never be used and USFR has made few pursuits into space after 1991.
=== August Crisis ===
The August Crisis was a series of event that most definetively could have started World War 3. 
Here are 2 most notable ones: 
===== Flopgareza Tank Incident =====
The FTI, or Incident 16-08-1960 was caused by the USFR 154th Tank Division confronting the UF 96th Tank Division in Flopgareza. It was caused by Lieutenant Commander Mikhel Sogshak who after seeing elements from the 96th move into Flopgareza, thought that war had broken out and quickly moved to fortify Flopgareza. However, after Lieutenant William Bingson moved into view of the 154th and did not fire, Mikhel figured that war had not broken out because they would have been fired upon by Williams tank at that point. The men only decided to not fire, and didnt move out. At some point, every single tank of the 96th and all but one (Mikhels tank) of the 154th. Eventually, Mikhel managed to get on the line with Commander Flopson Strongarm of the 96th and the tanks slowly inched away from combat.
==== Scog Missile Incident ====
The Scog Missile Incident, or Incident 19-08-1959 was an incident which involved a Scog missile carrier in an accident which caused it to explode with the Scog Missile. The Scog was stuck in a blizzard, and it travelled over a hill, Somehow, the Scog Missile driver slammed his face into the console and put it into the launching position. But he hit another bump, and the missile was triggered and exploded, killing him instantly. Luckily, it wasnt a nuclear missile. After the incident, Soviet officials claimed that the U.F.A sabotaged the SMC to which the U.F.A claimed that The USFR did it to shift blame onto the UF and it was a big mess until it was discovered that it was a mistake and all was peace again.
=== Islaflopian Missile Crisis (part 1/2) ===
The Islaflopian Missile Crisis was a series of events that could easily have destroyed the world, and at one point it seemed inevitable. It lasted from 1961 to 1984 and was caused by Operation Flojhurnot (flo-jur-noot/knoot) which was a Soviet operation which would move Scog-3 missiles into Islaflopia. The operation was a success, but not before the Scog-3s would be discovered by a Flopmerican FLU-2 spy plane. This was immediately brought to issue by the UFA. The USFR denied involvement, but everyone knew they did it.
==Third Phase (1961-1985)==
=== Islafloppian Missile Crisis (part 2/2) ===
In response to the growing threat of Islaflopian missiles, the UFA decided to move their new Flopitman missiles into Flopkey, which further pressured The USFR. In response, The USFR sent nuclear bombers towards the UFA as a show of force, and began to move more missiles into Islaflopia. At that point, the UFA realized they needed to attack soon, but didnt want to risk nuclear war, so they trained up a group of Sogtra guerillas to attack the Islafloppian town of Sogzala, known as the Bay of Flops invasion. However, the UFA massively scaled back their air and material support, so the invasion was ultimately a failure. Eventually, the UFA decided to attempt to contact The USFR, and asked that if they pulled missiles out of Islaflopia, they would pull missiles out of Flopkey. The Soviets agreed, and thus the Islafloppian Missile Crisis came to an end. 
=== Floppolo 13 Mission ===
The Floppolo 13 mission was a culmination of over 15 years of work by FASA, the branch of the UF government dedicated to space exploration. It was heavily funded by president John F. Floppedy before his assasination in 1963. In his own words: "We do hard things like these, not because they are hard, but because we are hard." 
The Floppolo 13 mission was manned by Neil Flopstrong, Buzz Lightyear, and Michael Floppins using the Flatorn-5 rocket.
After launch, they reached the moon in 12 hours.
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=== Bay of Flops ===
The Bay of Flops invasion was a deniable asset attack conducted by the UFA using Sogtra guerillas. The guerillas came in 3 companies, labeled Company A, Company B, and Company C. Company C was very heavily armed even carrying a few armored vehicles. Company A landed first and managed to set up a foothold in the town of Sogzala, altough the towns garrison put up quite a fight and Company A took heavy losses. At that point, Company B landed and entrenched the town. At that point Flopmerican air support had arrived on the island and was already attacking the nearby Islaflopian battalion, causing heavy losses. Eventually, the remnants of Company A would finish off the Islaflopian battalion. However, a large Islaflopian division was moving to Sogzala, and they had their own air support. At that point, Company C had already landed and was moving together with parts of Company B to eliminate this division. However, the air support, composed of two Soviet gunships and a light attack helicopter descended on the companies, causing huge losses to Company C and wiping out the Company B element. The gunships made it back safely altough the scout helicopter was downed. Eventually, the rest of the division descended on the remntants of Company C, and at that point Company C broke and either retreated or surrendered. Company A and B were crushed by the division and the Bay of Flops invasion was regarded as a huge failure. Luckily, all UFA involvement remained a secret.
==Epilogue (1985-1992)==
=== Flopstrots and Bingestroska ===
=== Dissilution of the Flopsaw Pact ===
==Gallery (because fandom is a bitch and wont let me add images where i want them to be)==
File:Truman.png|Harry S Flopman, 33rd President of the UFA.
File:FlopreaDivide.png|Floprea, divided between North and South.
File:Scog missile.jpg|A Scog Missile
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