Plants Friends Zombies

This is a story about The Zombies' evil plan to make The Plants think The Zombies are their friend.
Created by Ariq1144.
==Characters==
*Basic Zombie
*Conehead Zombie
*Buckethead Zombie
*Peashooter
*Power Lily
*Crazy Dave
*Dr. Zomboss
*Sunflower
*Squash
*Snow Pea
*Potato Mine
*Starfruit
==Prologue==
One day in Neighborville...
Basic Zombie: "AAAAAHHH!!!"
Conehead Zombie: "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"
Buckethead Zombie: "BRAINZ GONE WRONG!!!"
Peashooter: "There. Solved one small problem. A zombie problem. With a little help from Plant Food."
Power Lily: "Thanks to me!"
Peashooter: "Yeah. Thanks to you."
Crazy Dave: "Did somebody steal my towel? I was just taking a bath."
Peashooter: "No."
Crazy Dave: "By the way, I just found this rubber duck! I found it's fun if I bring it when I take a bath!"
Peashooter: "Sure, Dave, sure... Whatever you say..."
==Chapter 1: Zombie Failure==
At the Zomboss Mansion...
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "DR. ZOMBOSS! DR. ZOMBOSS!"
Dr. Zomboss: "What? You win?"
Basic Zombie: "No, we-"
Dr. Zomboss: "Excellent! I don't believe we won with this small force!"
Conehead Zombie: "We don't believe it neither."
Dr. Zomboss: "Wait, I think I understand what do you mean. You mean, YOU LOSE!!?"
Buckethead Zombie: "No, we don't lose. We just not win yet!"
Dr. Zomboss: "THAT'S THE SAME THING, BUCKETHEAD!!!"
Conehead Zombie: "On the bright side, we bring you this cute snowglobe."
Dr. Zomboss: "Grr!"
Buckethead Zombie: "And look! There's your little statue on it! Does it looks cute for you?"
Dr. Zomboss: "GRR!!"
Basic Zombie: "It's a little statue of you naked! And the statue of The Plants that are laughing at you!"
Dr. Zomboss: "GGRRR!!!!!"
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "Does it looks cute to you?"
Dr. Zomboss: "DOES IT LOOKS CUTE TO ME!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT LOOKS CUTE FOR ME!!!"
Basic Zombie: "AAAHH!!!"
Conehead Zombie: "Hey! No laser guns! OUCH!"
Buckethead Zombie: "IT BUURRNSS!!!"
==Chapter 2: A Friendly Zombie Plan==
Basic Zombie: "I still don't get it why he's getting mad at us."
Conehead Zombie: "Me too. Maybe he didn't like his statue."
Buckethead Zombie: "The statue of him naked. What is wrong with that? Why he didn't like it?"
Basic Zombie: "..."
Buckethead Zombie: "What's wrong, Basic Zombie?"
Basic Zombie: "Don't call me basic! ..........."
Buckethead Zombie: "What is wrong with him?"
Conehead Zombie: "He's probably imagining brainz."
Basic Zombie: "..."
Conehead Zombie: "Basic? Basic! Hello? Basic."
Basic Zombie: "...I GOT AN IDEA!!!"
Buckethead Zombie: "What's that?"
Basic Zombie: "Let's steal Crazy Dave's brainz!"
Conehead Zombie: "We just do that and we failed. Let's think of another plan."
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "......"
Buckethead Zombie: "I got it!"
Basic & Conehead Zombie: "What!?"
Buckethead Zombie: "...I forgot."
Conehead Zombie: "Whatever! I have an idea!"
Basic & Conehead Zombie: "And what's that?"
Conehead Zombie: "How about we try to make The Plantz sure we are their friend?"
Basic Zombie: "Awesome! Let's tell this idea to Dr. Zomboss!"
Conehead Zombie: "No, fool! Did you see what he do to us? He dumped us!"
Buckethead Zombie: "So, you mean, we have to do it alone?"
Conehead Zombie: "Yes! And I know, those plantz will never expect it..."
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
==Chapter 3: Plantz Gift==
At the lawn...
Peashooter: "Hmm... I'm sure I see that bush moving..."
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "HELLO!"
Peashooter: "ZOMBIES!" *shoot peas*
Conehead Zombie: "Ow! Wait, wait! We come in peas! I mean, peace!"
Peashooter: "What?"
Basic Zombie: "We just want to be your friendz!"
Peashooter: "Hmm... Is this a trick or something?"
Buckethead Zombie: "Of course not! And don't think this is Conehead's idea or something."
Peashooter: "..."
Conehead Zombie: "No, you stupid fool!" *hit Buckethead's head* "Hehe! Of course not!"
Buckethead Zombie "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"
Conehead Zombie: "In fact, we bring you a gift!"
Basic Zombie: "Yeah! Because we're friendly!"
Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"
Conehead Zombie: "Ugh." *hit Buckethead's head once more*
Buckethead Zombie: "BRAINZ!"
Basic Zombie: "Here's the gift!" *give the gift to Peashooter*
Peashooter: *Opens the gift* "Wow! A snowglobe! And there's me in the snowglobe! With other plants!"
Basic Zombie: "Yep."
Peashooter: "And we're laughing at..."
Basic Zombie: "Uh-uh?"
Peashooter: "....."
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: *grins*
Peashooter: "BWAHAHAHA!!! A NAKED DR. ZOMBOSS!!! HAHAHA!!!"
Sunflower: "What's going on here?"
Peashooter: "You should see it yourself! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" *give the snowglobe to Sunflower*
Sunflower: "What are you zombies trying to plan now?" *sees the snowglobe* "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Squash: "What was this commotion is all about?"
Sunflower: *gigles* "See this!"
Squash: "What is this? Hmm...? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Peashooter, Sunflower, & Squash: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Peashooter: "You are different than other zombies! You're fun! We trusted you to become our friends."
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: *evil grins* "Hehehe!"
==Chapter 4: A Friendly Song==
As The Plants' new friends, Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead is welcomed inside the garden...
Basic Zombie: "Wow! This garden is GREAT!"
Buckethead Zombie: "Yeah! There's so many plantz here! Gulp! Good thing we're their friend!"
Basic Zombie: "Yeah! I think this garden is better than Dr. Zomboss' graveyards! It's more fun here!"
Conehead Zombie: "Quit playing around! We have a plan, remember?"
Buckethead Zombie:  "Oh, yeah! The plan to make The Plantz sure we are their friend, so we can attack-"
Conehead Zombie: "SSH!!!" *hit Buckethead's head*
Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"
Conehead Zombie: "Hey, Basic! Get me that log over there!"
Basic Zombie: "Okay. And I'm not basic." *give Conehead a log*
Conehead Zombie: "Perfect."
PANG!!!!!
*Buckethead Zombie loses consciousness*
Conehead Zombie: "There. We get rid of that plan teller."
Basic Zombie: "By plan did you mean the plan to make The Plantz think we're-"
PANG!!!!!
*Basic Zombie loses consciousness*
Conehead Zombie: "Huh."
Snow Pea: "Hi, Conehead! Whoa, why are they're lying on the ground?"
Conehead Zombie: "Ignore that."
Snow Pea: "Oh, by the way, there's someone that wants to meet you!"
Conehead Zombie: "Who?"
Crazy Dave: "Hi, neighbor! Wabby wabbo."
Conehead Zombie: "Argh! The pothead!"
Crazy Dave: "The Plants are so happy because you're our friend now."
Conehead Zombie: "Eheheh!"
Crazy Dave: "So, because The Plants are happy, I decided to sing a song!"
Conehead Zombie: "Oh no..."
Crazy Dave: "Sorry, what was that?"
Conehead Zombie: "Nothing."
*Basic & Buckethead Zombie wake up*
Basic Zombie: "Uhh... What's going on here?"
Buckethead Zombie: "My head hurts..."
Crazy Dave: "You two are just in luck! I'm just about to sing my song!"
Basic & Buckethead Zombie: "Huh?"
Crazy Dave: "Wabby wabbo! Wobba wabba wobba wabba wobba wabby wobba wab!"
Conehead Zombie: "Ugh, how about another song? But this one don't sing a gibberish one."
Crazy Dave: "Okay! Here we go: Once upon a time, there was friendly zombies... They give presents to plants, so that they became friends..."
Conehead Zombie: "It's not a bad song."
Crazy Dave: "But did you know that they, are just pretend to be friends... 'Cause they make up some plans, to get rid of The Plants..."
Conehead Zombie: "..."
Crazy Dave: "They may have tricked us, but we have some plant armies... Jalapenos, Dooms, and Cobs, Right directly to face!"
Conehead Zombie:  "G-Gulp!"
Crazy Dave: "Squashed, burned, or killed... That is what they will get, morover with Plant Foods, It max the firepower, making them easy to kill, if they tries to pretend... To... Be... Our... FRIEND!!!"
The Plants: *Applause Crazy Dave*
Crazy Dave: "Thank you! Thank you everyplant!"
*The Zombies are scared*
Crazy Dave: "Now, what do you think of my song? Is it great?"
Conehead Zombie: "Uh, yeah! It's, uh, great! G-Gulp!"
Crazy Dave: "Glad to hear it."
Suddenly, Dr. Zomboss teleported to the garden.
Dr. Zomboss: "Greetings, gardener!"
Sunflower: "Gasp! It's Dr. Zomboss!"
Crazy Dave: "Hi, neighbor! How's it going?"
Dr. Zomboss: "Nothing. I just want to tell you, that these 'so-called friendly zombies' are just pretend to be your friends. They think if you believe they are your friends, they can get David's brainz!"
*All plants stare angrily at The Zombies*
Dr. Zomboss: "So now you think you can make up your own plan? WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST!? HUH!?"
Basic Zombie: "I-It's not our fault!"
Conehead Zombie: "Y-Yeah! W-We're just..."
Buckethead Zombie: "IT'S CONEHEAD'S PLAN!"
Basic Zombie: "YEAH!"
Conehead Zombie: "WHAT!?"
Dr. Zomboss: "Well, it's not my problem anymore because now I'm leaving. Farewell, morons."
*Dr. Zomboss teleported away*
Basic, Conehead, Buckethead Zombie: "..."
The Plants: "GRR!!!"
Conehead Zombie: "Woo-hoo! That was the greatest song I've ever listened! Wow! Applause! Applause!"
==Epilogue==
Peashooter: "Hey! Why are there's papers everywhere in the lawn?"
Potato Mine: "Ask Starfuit."
Starfruit: "Hehe! Sorry! I was just drawing on those papers, but Blover blows them away!"
Blover: "Hey! Why me?"
Peashooter: "Starfruit, do you still need those papers?"
Starfruit: "Nah. It's just some of my failed drawings. You can throw them into the garbage can."
Peashooter: "Sigh, okay."
*Peashooter grab the papers, then open the garbage can, and see The Zombies inside the garbage can*
Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "Urgh..."
Peashooter: "Oh. It's you guys."
Conehead Zombie: "Can you move us to a bigger garbage can? This one is too small for the three of us!"
Peashooter: "No." *throws the paper into the garbage can, then close the garbage can hardly*
PANG!!!!!
Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"
Conehead Zombie: "Not again!"
Basic Zombie: "Sigh. This is gonna be a long day."
Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"
Conehead Zombie: "Yep. A very long day."
Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-BRAINZ!!!"
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