Lawson sabotages his mom's book/gets her arrested/gets grounded

== Cast ==
Lawson-Eric
Mrs. Lawson-Kimberly
Thaddeus T Third, Police Officer and Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy
Security Guard-Steven
Sergeant CJ O'Randolph-Male Voice 4
== Plot ==
Based on the "Take a Dump" scene from Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day.
== Transcript ==
Lawson: I can't believe that I keep on getting grounded a lot! I know! Since my mom wrote a book called Take a Jump, I'm going to sabotage it so that way the children would hate her.
15 minutes later...
Lawson: Now let's see how she reacts.
At the book fair...
Thaddeus T Third: Okay children, I'm gonna read from a very special book.
Mrs. Lawson: Oh no!
Thaddeus T Third: "Today's the day. You're growing up! "I'm here to help you... take that dump!"
Mrs. Lawson: My book has been sabotaged! 
Security Guard: Lady, you need to calm down!
Mrs. Lawson: No! You can't tell me what to do, you big whale!
Security Guard: Lady, you don't EVER talk to adults like that!
Thaddeus T Third: "Take that dump in the pool! Take that dump on the bed! But, don't take a dump on your, on your brother's head."
Security Guard: Look! If you talk back to me again, I'm calling the police!
Mrs. Lawson: No! You listen to me! My son was the one who sabotaged my book I wrote!
Security Guard: Stop making up lies! It's your book that you wrote!
Police Officer: What is going on?!
Security Guard: This lady is arguing with me for no reason!
Mrs. Lawson: That's not true! I was trying to tell Thaddeus that there was a misprint in the book I wrote, but he wouldn't let me do so!
Police Officer: Too bad! The book already is on display!
Mrs. Lawson: Stop telling me what to do!
Police Officer: Sergeant CJ O'Randolph, deal with her for me, please!
Sergeant CJ O'Randolph: That's enough Lady! You're under arrest for trying to attack Thaddeus T Third and a police officer! You're going to jail!
In jail...
Sergeant CJ O'Randolph: This is your jail cell! You will be there for a long time!
Sergeant CJ O'Randolph left much to Mrs. Lawson's dismay.
Mrs. Lawson: I can't believe I'm in jail for a crime I didn't do. Wait a minute! Erwin must have sabotaged my book and made it say, "Take a dump" instead of "Take a jump!" That's it! I'm getting Sergeant CJ O'Randolph right now!
Sergeant CJ O'Randolph: What is it?
Mrs. Lawson: Even though it was wrong of me to talk back to the security guard, I was just trying to tell the truth to Thaddeus. I was trying to tell him that my son was the one responsible for sabotaging my book to make it say dump instead of jump. 
Sergeant CJ O'Randolph: Your son was the one behind this, which caused you to act up? I'm really sorry. I'm going to take you back to the book fair.
At the book fair...
Mrs. Lawson: Look, I'm sorry for arguing with you. I was trying to tell the truth. When I wasn't looking, my son Erwin was the one responsible for sabotaging my book to make it say "Take a dump." 
Thaddeus T Third: Your son was the one who sabotaged your book? I hate him so much. I'm sorry I wouldn't let you explain. 
At home...
Mr. Lawson: Erwin, how dare you get your mother arrested by sabotaging her book she wrote! You're lucky she explained the situation, otherwise she would have been sued. You're grounded for two days. Go to your room right now while I change your mother's book back to normal.
Lawson (running upstairs): Yes Dad. 
Category:Grounded Stuff
Category:Lawson's grounded days