ハッピーヒーローマシンガン (Happy Hero Machine Gun)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
骨の髄も 脳の髄も 	hone no zui mo nou no zui mo 	The bone marrow, the medulla,
腱の髄も 脊の髄も 	ken no zui mo seki no zui mo 	The innards of the tendons, the spine—
しゃぶりしゃぶり ゴクリと 	shaburi shaburi gokuri to 	She sucks and sucks on them, then gulps them down.
朝は黒い豆を研いで 	asa wa kuroi mame o toide 	Every morning, she's polishing her black beans
先の尖る靴を履いて 	saki no togaru kutsu o haite 	Before putting on her pointy shoes
クロムハーツ 	kuromu haatsu 	And her accessories.
それ本物？ 	sore honmono? 	Are they the real deal?
ママのお乳しぼって 	mama no ochichi shibotte 	She milks her mama dry,
ビンに詰めて 	bin ni tsumete 	Filling up a bottle,
シドも引くわ 	shido mo hiku wa 	And consults too.
 	 	
童話界で ヒーロー気取り 	douwakai de hiiroo kidori 	In the folktale world, people pretend to be heroes.
ふたを開けりゃ 	futa o akerya 	Why don't you open the lid?
「オマ何した！？」 	"oma nani shita!?" 	"You, what've you done?!"
遠い遠いお国から 	tooi tooi okuni kara 	She's arrived from a land far, far away
お仕置きに参りました 	oshioki ni mairimashita 	To punish you for being naughty.
 	 	
名前だけが一人歩き 	namae dake ga hitoriaruki 	Just your name has taken on a life of its own;
物語は誰も知らず 	monogatari wa dare mo shirazu 	There's not a soul who knows the story.
ケララ道化いいところね 	kerara douke ii tokoro ne 	Tee-hee, I guess clowning around's your forte,
「トムソーヤ」 	"tomu sooya" 	Isn't it, ""?
 	 	
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Ⅴ Ⅵ装填 	V VI souten 	(5, 6) Loading!
Ⅶ Ⅷ装填 	VII VIII souten 	(7, 8) Loading!
Ⅸ Ⅹ装填 	IX X souten 	(9, 10) Loading!
アーユーレディーは 	aa yuu redii wa 	Add up the "are you ready"s
足してピエログリフ 	tashite pierogirifu 	And you'll get a pierrotglyph!The pun works better in Japanese because the only difference is between ヒ and ピ.
 	 	
Sharpen the bone あん♡ 	Sharpen the bone an♡ 	Sharpen the bone, yum♡
Love juice 	Love juice 	Love juice!
ハックルベリーに 	hakkuruberii ni 	A dropkick
ドロップキック 	doroppukikku 	For !
財宝 バイブル テキスト ダンジョン 	zaihou baiburu tekisuto danjon 	Treasures, bibles, texts, dungeons—
足してピエログリフ 	tashite pierogurifu 	Add 'em up and you get a pierrotglyph!
 	 	
アイアム ハッピーヒーローマシンガン 	ai amu happii hiiroo mashin gan	I am Happy Hero Machine Gun.
ウェル マイネーム イズ 	ueru mai neemu izu 	Well, my name is
“ローズマシンガン” 	"roozu mashin gan" 	"Rose Machinegun."
 	 	
ステップよ 	suteppu yo 	Step!
ステップよ 	suteppu yo 	Step!
ステップよ 	suteppu yo 	Step!
ステップよ 	suteppu yo 	Step!
 	 	
骨の髄も 脳の髄も 	hone no zui mo nou no zui mo 	The bone marrow, the medulla,
腱の髄も 脊の髄も 	ken no zui mo seki no zui mo 	The innards of the tendons, the spine—
やめてやめてキマった 	yamete yamete kimatta 	Stop it, stop it, he's already dead!
安いウォッカ 	yasui uokka 	The color of
色が変よ 	iro ga hen yo 	Her cheap vodka is strange.
 	 	
ギュッと握り シュッと擦り 	gyutto nigiri shutto nigiri 	
ビュッと出して 	byutto dashite 	And it'll come out with a "zip,
ビュッと ビュッと 	byutto byutto 	Zap, zop."
果てて続け嫌がる 	hatete tsuzuke iyagaru 	It's over and yet never over, and she hates it.
その顔が堪らないの♡ 	sono kao ga tamaranai no♡ 	That face of hers is unbearable♡
 	 	
泉で待つ 両生類 	izumi de matsu ryouseirui 	The amphibian waits inside the spring.
なぜお姫に絞るの？ 	naze ohime ni shiboru no? 	Why are you narrowing it down to princesses?
ケララ欲にまみれた 	kerara yoku ni mamireta 	Tee-hee, you're so slimy with greed,
「カエルの王さま」 	"kaeru no ousama" 	Aren't you, ""?
 	 	
一二装填 	yī èr souten 	(1, 2) Loading!
三四装填 	sān sì souten 	(3, 4) Loading!
五六装填 	wǔ liù souten 	(5, 6) Loading!
七八装填 	qī bā souten 	(7, 8) Loading!
九十装填 	jiǔ shí souten 	(9, 10) Loading!
あいやーミッション 	aiyaa misshon 	Aiya, my mission
コンプピエログリフ 	konpu pierogurifu 	Is to complete the pierrotglyphs.
 	 	
Brush the bone やん♡ 	Brush the bone yan♡ 	Brush the bone, do it♡
Love juice 	Love juice 	Love juice!
金玉咥えて こんにちわ 	kindama kuwaete konnichiwa 	A golden ball in your mouth, you say hello.
約束破ったお姫さまを 	yakusoku yabutta ohimesama o 	The pierrotglyphs are adhered
粘着ピエログリフ 	nenchaku pierogurifu 	To the princess who broke her promise.
 	 	
アイアム ハッピーヒーローマシンガン 	ai amu happii hiiroo mashin gan	I am Happy Hero Machine Gun.
ウェル マイネーム イズ 	ueru mai neemu izu 	Well, my name is
“ローズマシンガン” 	"roozu mashin gan" 	"Rose Machinegun."
 	 	
ByeBye ByeBye 	ByeBye ByeBye 	Bye-bye, bye-bye,
さよならサタデイナイト 	sayonara satadei naito 	And farewell, !
ちょっと ちょっと 	chotto chotto 	'Scuse me, 'scuse me,
ねぇちょっと男子！！ 	nee chotto danshi!! 	Hey, 'scuse me, boy!!
 	 	
Wet the bone いく♡ 	Wet the bone iku♡ 	I'm wetting the bone♡
Love juice 	Love juice 	Love juice!
11人のバカ王子 	juuichinin no baka ouji 	Though it's just a case
それだけいるのに 	sore dake iru no ni 	Of eleven stupid princes,
「雁首揃え」 	"gankubi soroe" 	"All of you, line up,
「白鳥の無能達」 	"hakuchou no munoutachi" 	You !"
 	 	
OH MY ALL MIND 	OH MY ALL MIND 	Oh my, all y'all mind?
Boy meets Girl 	Boy meets Girl 	It's a "boy meets girl" story!
頼みは妹 お姫さま 	tanomi wa imouto ohimesama 	They rely on their little sister, the princess.
タイトル私が決めましょう♪ 	taitoru watashi ga kimemashou♪ 	Let me just determine the title♪
「無能十一紅一点」 	"munou juuichi kouitten" 	"The Incompetent Eleven and the One Woman."
 	 	
アイアム ハッピーヒーローマシンガン 	ai amu happii hiiroo mashin gan	I am Happy Hero Machine Gun.
ウェル マイネーム イズ 	ueru mai neemu izu 	Well, my name is
“ローズマシンガン” 	"roozu mashin gan" 	"Rose Machinegun."
 	 	
アイアム ハッピーヒーローマシンガン 	ai amu happii hiiroo mashin gan	I am Happy Hero Machine Gun.
幸せ絶頂 	shiawase zecchou 	I'm at the peak of happiness.
坊やに 	bouya ni 	Goodbye
Goodbye!!! 	Goodbye!!! 	To boys!!!
 	 	
真実の愛触れたら 	shinjitsu no ai furetara 	If you could feel true love,
人の姿に戻れる？ 	hito no sugata ni modoreru? 	Would you return to human form?
ケラケラ娘愛したのは 	kerakera musume aishita no wa 	Tee-hee-hee! What the loved
貴方の城 	anata no shiro 	Was your castle!
 	 	
YOU NOT HAPPY HERO 	YOU NOT HAPPY HERO 	You're not a Happy Hero!
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
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