Swift and Ava (1994 short)/Script

Amy: "Bad news, Swift."
Swift: "What is it, Mom?"
Sonic: "All of our cooking equipment burned or got broken in some way."
Amy: "We are going to buy our cooking equipment from the store. Be good, and stay here."
Sonic: "Well, how about we give you some money, and you buy lunch yourself?"
Amy: "OK, that's a fine idea."
The two go away
Ava: "Did you hear that? We could buy from Chaflick Foods!"
Mia: "Hooray!"
Swift: "Let's buy."
Ava: "On it!"
Mia: "Can I-"
Ava: "You're too young to go out by yourself."
Mia: "Aww..."
Swift tries to run to Chaflick Foods
Cream: "Chaflick Foods. Chaflick Foods. Chaflick Foods. That restaurant kills Chao for their meat! What you're doing is horrible!"
Ava: "Yeah, yeah, we know. We don't care." she hits Cream with her hammer
Swift: he tries running, but he got stopped by Cream
Cream: "Stop right there, Swift! Don't you know that that's unsafe, even for a fast boy like you? You're not as fast as Sonic was when he was 11 yet."
Swift: "Oh, thanks for watching out for my safety, Cream!"
Cream: "You're welcome, Swift!"
Ava: she hits Swift with her hammer and sends him over the road "Problem solved."
Cream: she flies over the cars
Ava: she uses a Hammer Jump and hovers over the cars
Cream: "Tails, where's the next place Swift is going to go?"
Tails: "Hmm... over there." he points at the mall
Cream: "That's where Chaflick Foods is in! I need to stop him fast!"
Tails: "Here, have my trap toolkit." he gives Cream a trap toolkit
Cream: "Thank you. I'm going for the ones that don't cause Swift harm, though."
Tails: "Uh, I do have a mattress container." he gives Cream a mattress container "And nets don't cause much harm either. Here's a net gun. I mean, they're made of rope. How will it hurt Swift?"
Cream: "Thank you, Tails. You're a great friend." she opens the container and throws a mattress at the entrance and gets the net gun
Swift: "Ooh! A mattress! How much does this cost?"
Guard: "It's free. It came out of nowhere. This is your lucky day!"
Swift: "Gonna go to the laundromat later."
Cream: she went to the mall, trying to aim at Swift, and pulling the trigger, but the net gun doesn't work
Ava: "Net loss. It's now stuck. So it's a massive net loss."
Cream: "Tails gave this for free."
Ava: "Oh."
Cream: she runs to the mall and to the food court, where she decided to jump into, then hover above, in order to arrive at Chaflick Foods, and set a contraption with a net, lots of rope made out of the nets, and a mattress she needs to put on the contraption to weigh the big net down
Swift: he arrives at Chaflick Foods and pays for 3 Juicy Burgers, and running to Cream "HELLO CREAM!"
Cream: she got so shocked with Swift shouting that she accidentally put the mattress on the net part of the contraption and the net caught her
Ava: "And that's going to add to net loss. And net profit for Chaflick Foods."
Swift and Ava run out of the mall
Cream: she spindashes out of the net and puts on rocket powered roller skates to chase after Swift
Swift: "Whoa! You wanna play tag, huh? I'd love to! Ava, get the Juicy Burgers to Rose Residence!"
Ava: "Got it!" she grabs the paper bag containing the 3 Juicy Burgers
Swift: "Oh, beige hare! Wanna play?”
Cream: “I have no time to play. I have to catch you and stop- oh, what am I doing? I just lost today. But I will bring you to Sonic and Amy and tell them what you did.”
Swift: “Oh, I’d love to tell my parents about what happened!”
Cream: “Then go.”
Swift: he runs to the store where Sonic and Amy were buying the cooking equipment
Mia: she hits Swift using her hammer
Swift: “Mia?”
Mia: “Cream is getting us in trouble.”
Swift: he snickers “You make the best jokes, Mia.”
Mia: “Remember, Swift, you have to reward yourself for still buying for us despite being distracted multiple times.”
Swift: “Hey, Cream! Catch me if you can! Maybe you can't right now, but this is a great way to practice your speed!"
Cream: “I’m more clever than that.”
Mia: “But don’t you want to catch him so that he can get his punishment right away?”
Cream: “Excuse me, but I believe that just showing Sonic and Amy what his antics are is faster." she runs to the store Sonic and Amy went to
Swift: he runs away, but slows down to a halt "Hey, Cream! Colder!"
Cream: "As in colder heart? I didn't know your heart could be so cold, Swift. I thought you cared for the Chao!"
Swift: "Uh, what? That's unrelated. Anyways, gotta go."
Ava: "Wait, why bother bringing it home? Malls have something called a food court, you know?"
Swift: "Oh, right! Though you aren't as smart as you think you are if you only realize things like this just now."
Ava and Mia: they had a surprised face
Ava: "Well, at least I am still aware of them at some point. Now let's find a place to sit in. After we take care of Cream."
Swift: "Take care of her! I'm sure it may be a bumpy road to the store!"
Ava: "We'll make it bumpier." she gets out her hammer
Swift: gasp "You can't do that to Cream!"
Ava: "Too late. Mia already did."
Mia: "That takes care of you, Cream."
Cream: "You don't understand! Chaflick Foods kills Chao and uses them as meat!"
Swift: he quickly brings Cream to the hospital
Hospital
Swift: "I'm glad you're fine now, Cream! Let's go home. And what was that about Chaflick Foods?"
Cream: "They kill Chao."
Swift: he laughs "Good joke."
Cream: "First off, nobody should be joking about that. Second off, I'm not kidding."
Swift: "What a surreal concept! That's funny! Chaflick Foods would not do such a thing!" he laughs "My humor can be dark at times."
Cream: she sighs
Swift: "Anyways, bye! I'm missing lunch!" he runs away from Cream
Ava: she eats a Juicy Burger
Mia: she eats her Juicy Burger too
Swift: he takes a bite out of his Juicy Burger and winks at the audience
The End!
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