Funky Farter

This is a fart machine from Phil's Goofball Gadgets; it's a lime green, cloud-shaped and handheld toy that runs on 3 AG13 batteries. When its bright orange button is pushed, it farts and lights up, then delivers a hilarious wisecrack in the authentic voice of Philly-Phil from Class of 3000 (as done by Phil LaMarr.)
== The Farts and Messages ==
# ("Whiffersniffer" fart) TBA
# ("Wet windstorm" fart) TBA
# ("Volcano boomer" fart) TBA
# ("Sweaty stinker" fart) TBA
# ("Ultra-unstoppable" fart) TBA
# ("Sulfurically Symphonic" fart) TBA
# ("Silent secret" fart) TBA
# ("Scratch and sniffer" fart) TBA
# ("Funky Onion" fart) TBA
# ("Tired yawn" fart) That's my bottom crooning a lullaby.
# ("Zephyr zip" fart) TBA
# ("Bloompf!" fart) TBA
# ("Flarp!" fart) TBA
# ("Poot!" fart) TBA
# ("Choo-choo whistle" fart) Hop aboard the one and only Flatulence Express!
# ("Keister kaboom" fart) TBA
# ("Keister calliope" fart) TBA
# ("Keister cough" fart) TBA
# ("Caboose kaboom" fart) TBA
# ("Caboose calliope" fart) TBA
# ("Caboose cough" fart) TBA
# ("Noseblow" fart) TBA
== The Practical Prank Ideas ==
* Dinner Table Delirium-TBD
* Snacktime Shock-TBD
* Wake Up Whimsy-TBD
* Bathroom Ballyhoo-TBD
* Crowd Pleasing Chaos-TBD
* Farty Dance!-TBD
* Foody Frenzy!-TBD
* Stomach Bug Surprises-TBD
* Digestion Distress!-TBD