Bloom and Doom Seed Co's Revenge

By BGB64
==Characters==
===Plants===
Crossed Out = Dead
*Peashooter 
*Sunflower
*Snow Pea
*Mirror-nut(Tall-nut w/ mirror)
*Gatling Pea
*Flower Pot
*Flying Pot
*Sun-shroom
*Puff-shroom
*Hypno-shroom
*Scaredy-shroom
*Ice-shroom
*Fume-shroom
===Zombies===
*Extra Zombie
*Giga Imp
*Dr. Zomboss
===Other===
*Crazy Dave
*Nathania1221
*Crazy Jave
*Miss Bloom
*Moocow
==Story==
Crazy Dave: Remind me, how long have we been defending the rubble of the factory pointlessly?
Crazy Jave: Three weeks.
Crazy Dave: Look on the bright side. I have a new neighbour, Miss Bloom is buried under the rubble or dead, most of the plants are alive...
Crazy Jave: Who's your new neighbour?
Crazy Dave: Nathania1221.
Miss Bloom: I'm still alive! I found my way out!
Crazy Jave: Aww- thats great!
Moocow (sadly): Moooooooooooo.
Sunflower: Maybe you guys didn't notice, but the zombies are still attacking. And this time Extra Zombie is here...
Extra Zombie: I'm here!
Mirror-nut (Tall-nut w/ mirror): We know that.
Sunflower: Yeah.
Extra Zombie throws a grenade, killing most of the plants.
Extra Zombie: Now you are the only ones.
Sunflower: You mean me and Mirror-nut?
Crazy Jave: Don't forget about us!
Extra Zombie: Nah. I will forget.
Extra Zombie throws a grenade at Crazy Jave
Crazy Dave & Crazy Jave: Nooooooooooooo-
Crazy Dave: We're ok.
Narrator: Oldest trick in the book.
Crazy Jave: Who are you?
Narrator: Umm...
Miss Bloom: Oh whatever.
Giga Imp: Hello!
Extra Zombie: I told you to stay with Giga Gargantuar.
Giga Imp: But... but...
Extra Zombie: Go back to the lab. six months mopping the floors. That is your punishment.
Giga Imp: Bu-
Extra Zombie: Twelve months.
Giga Imp (annoyed): Fine.
Narrator: Awk-ward!
Crazy Dave: Wha-
Miss Bloom: Who cares. It's a narrator.
Narrator: Thanks for saving my bacon!
Crazy Jave: You have bacon?!
Miss Bloom: It's an expression.
Extra Zombie: Oh anyway-
Gatling Pea: No one cares!
Extra Zombie: The zombies do.
Sunflower: Gonna fight us or not?
Extra Zombie throws a bomb, that Crazy Dave tries to slap away.
Crazy Dave: Uh oh...
Crazy Jave: It's a sticky bomb!
Miss Bloom: It's fake otherwise it would have exploded by n-
The bomb explodes.
Crazy Dave & Crazy Jave: Nooo-
Miss Bloom: That trick is getting boring. Stop.
Crazy Jave: *sigh* french fries.
Sunflower: Huh?
Crazy Jave: er...nothing...
Gatling Pea: Whatever.
Extra Zombie: Remember my existance?
Mirror Nut: No.
Extra Zombie: That's a paradox. I think.
Miss Bloom: No one cares!
Dr. Zomboss: That'ssss a nicccce factory you have there. It'd be a ssshame if sssssomething happened to it.
Sunflower: YOU ARE NOT A CREEPER!
Dr. Zomboss: True.
Creeper: Sssss...
BANG!
The Creeper explodes, not damaging anything.
Dr. Zomboss: Well that was...pointless.
Extra Zombie: Let's go. There's nothing to do here in this pile of rubble.
Dr. Zomboss and Extra Zombie exit the pile of rubble.
Miss Bloom: Oh look! I found my discombobulator-9001!
Crazy Dave: 9001?
Miss Bloom: Yeah. The first one that works.
Gatling Pea: What does it do?
Miss Bloom: It...I forgot.
Crazy Jave: What does this button do?
Mirror-Nut: Stop! What if-
Crazy Jave pushes one of the buttons.
The discombobulator-9001 fires a laser at the rubble, and a pink glow of necro-radiation shines from within.
Gatling Pea: Wha?
The factory rebuilds itself.
Narrator: This was a short story...
Dr. Zomboss: I'll fix that.
Dr. Zomboss destroys the discombobulator-9001 with a bomb while the factory is halfway rebuilt.
Gatling Peas: Get him!
565,797,543 Gatling Peas come out of the half-built factory and shoot so many peas at Zomboss and Extra Zombie that the armor explodes.
Crazy Dave: Now we just need to fix this factory. I'm gonna go help out with wall-nut bowling now.
Crazy Jave: Don't tell him/her about any of this stuff!
The End...or maybe not?
==Trivia==
*Crazy Dave makes referances to in-game stuff, eg. having a new neighbour, going to help them with wall-nut bowling.
**Many users don't realise that this is using a template to show the viewer's name: Nathania1221 is done by adding {{Template:USERNAME}}
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