Goofy SCP-498 "Pineapple + Racism + Scotland"

"You lost your WHAT to the hoover?!" -Racechamp, Now Goofy SCP-498
==Goofy SCP-498==
===Personality===
He is racist, has a hatred towards the United Nations, and a well documented war criminal
===Powers and Abilities=== 
*Able to turn into a small mobile pineapple
*Can control pineapples
*He also used to have a special hoover called Mr Hugs which has sucked out the virginity of atleast 1 person(technically 2)
==Story Relevancy==
===Pre Foundation Era===
====Twitch Streams====
Before he was known as Goofy SCP-498, Racechamp used to be a very small Twitch streamer that was close friends with people who would turn out to be part of a highly secret foundation, being Aseer, but as he didnt know that, he would just play random games like Five Nights At Freddy's or Minecraft, usually with the same couple chat members appering, sometimes with a new vict- i meant viewer, also after a certain message during one of his twitch chats in a Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria Simulator live stream, he would build a recreation of one of the trash and the gang animatronics, Mr Hugs (a vaccum cleaner, or as he calls it, hoover(british))
====Virgin Proof Hoover====
After the creation of Mr Hugs, he would regularry appear in some random streams as a guest, even making his own section in Racechamp's stream called "Mr. Hugs's Super Smash Or Pass" which only lasted around 4 streams before it was canceld and everyone pretend it no longer existed
This would continue to be the case until a certain incident happend during one of his trips to home depot since he needed to go there to get some parts for Mr Hugs, even though on the way there they were sent back in time, but i mean this could not mean anything bad right? RIGHT?? well just 35 seconds after he left Mr Hugs roam free while he looked for parts, he heard screams and when he checked it, the hoover was vaccuming someones penis, thats the moment where he realised that he had basicaly created a timeloop all cause some random guy sent him and Mr Hugs back in time, but right after that happend the same guy sent them back into the future, at that moment, he went and fucking broke Mr Hugs to pieces for what he had done
His fans would question where Mr Hugs were, but he would always responded with "Who?"
====EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'm DRUNK====
Not to long after the dissasembling of Mr Hugs, racechamp would invite a couple of his friends over to just hang out, get drunk and have a wild ride
It didn't even take 20 minutes and everyone was already drunk, except Terry, fuck you Terry, go get drunk like the rest of us then you can come to the partys >:(, anyways during a verry funny drunk moment, Aseer accidently let slip that he was a part of the Goofy SCPF or in his words "Brooooooooo listen here dudeeeeee i may be like DRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNK on 20 bottles of methanol but like, there is this super secret foundation dedicated to containing weird ass shit and i'm part of it i get to control like the gun fuckers and i can create bombs" to which the Racist replied "yooo bro no worry chill im also keepning secrets besides the hoover sucking someones penis, is that i can like change to a pineapple, and this weird pineapple human thing, like a mix of both human and pineapple like some kind of furry shit" to which Aseer replied by calling the MTF on him, which tranquilized him, and took him to custody
===Being An Anomally===
====Getting Contained====
Right after he was put into custody, he shortly awakend and just said "Welp this is pure bollocks, i mean i guess even tho i'm not home anymore, this should be easier to escape the United Nations" altho he did just walk around a bit in confusion and did try(and failed) to break one of the walls, only thing that was broken, was his hand, besides that the now "Goofy SCP-498" did switch between his human and humanized pinapple form quite a bit(insert picture of his humanized form here(idk how if youre and artist and really bored ,do it, or commision someone else to do it, idc)
====The Great Pinapple War====
During one of 498s tests, he would be brought into Goofy SCP-045 "The Multidimensional Mirrior", in which he would see one of a brutal war between the Pinappleans and a bunch of Gordon Ramsey clones? this one confused him quite a lot as he wondered why a bunch of people like him were fighting like, 4000 Gordon Ramseys, however this inspired him to do something, right after the foundation weren't keeping an eye on him for ever a nanosecond, he quickly ran towards the cafeteria and just got all the pinapples to follow his orders using his pinapple controlling powers to start a fucking revolution on the site 69 cafeteria, they all in some sort of bullshitery way got guns and shot the cafeteria ladys even tho they WERE PERFECTLY HARMLESS and the only persons that NOT EVEN Goofy SCP-100 WOULD KILL(everyone is still pissed about that) and later would even kill many more staff personel during what would be called "The Great Pinnaple War"
This would go on for about 2 staight hours until Gnarls was so down with this shit he broke out of containment and killed all the pinapples himself
====Current Day====
Currently 498 is just kept in his cell but with his things so he can stream, get drunk, and repeat
===Containment Procedures===
Just make it so that his cell looks like his house and that he doesent panic and it all good 
==Trivia== 
*Aseer(real life person not the character[the mf that corrects darkler's spelling mistakes]) would remind me atleast twice a day to do this page, now i can finally rest [thank you darkler :3]
*the whole Mr Hugs thingy is based on one of his fnaf 6 streams in which he asked "its just a fucking hoover whats the worse it can do" to which a certain darkler responded "i lost my virginity to it"
*when the MTF Team that was called by O5-1 to take G-SCP "498" into custody arrived, they found two things, a jar full of 5£ notes called "racechamps big money jar" and a basement full of child slave's, one of them looked to be related to G-SCP ~ "100" but not mentally insane, the person was later taken into foundation custody and Is now D-82095
*When faced with Goofy SCP-045 "The Multidimensional Mirror" he saw 2 alternate versions of himself that warent important enough to be put in the main article, one where he was a femboy, and the other one where he was the ruler of the world and made random people participate in death games where he himself would also compette, altho he would not die, he would just dissapear and return to his throne
**Goofy SCP-498 has requested multiple times to see it again as it believes it is his true future
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