Opening/Problems at Home (Kayley Version)

Fanfiction Studios Presents….
The Wizard of Oz (Kayley Version)
Starring....
Jessalyn Gilsig as Kayley (Speaking)
Andrea Corrs as Kayley (Singing)
Cary Elwes as Garrett (Speaking)
Bryan White as Garrett (Singing)
Melissa Fahn as Rika Nonaka
Mari Devon as Renamon and Arukenimon
Joel Dawson as Patch
Frankie Jonas as Pinocchio
Joe Ochman as Jiminy Cricket and Makuramon
Martin Short as B.E.N.
Dom DeLuise (May he rest in peace) as Tiger
Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekwitz
Hayden Panettiere as Kairi
Meaghan Jette Martin as Namine
Alyson Stoner as Xion
Willa Holland as Aqua
Ashley Boettcher as Olette
Kerry Williams as Lollie the Pink Kitstar
Kate Bristol as Rainbow the Rainbow Pupstar
Scott Menville as Lobo the Blue Wolfstar
Lisa Ortiz as Confetti the White Cubstar
Emily Jenness as Molly the Rainbow Monstar
Eddie Murphy as Mushu
Frank Welker as Cri-Kee
Haley Joel Osment as Sora
David Gallagher as Riku
Jesse McCartney as Roxas, Ventus, and Pokey Pierce
Jason Dohring as Terra
Zachary Gordon as Hayner
Tristian Chase as Pence
Quinton Flynn as Lea
Lara Jill Miller as Chirithy
Joshua Seth as Leo the Red Lionstar
Haven Paschell as Winter the Silver Snowpup and Kogane the White Hedgestar
Jason Marsden as Crescent the Black Pupmoon
Sean Astin as Lucas the Red Foxstar
R. Martin Klein as Flippy the Orange Otterstar
Kirk Thornton as Tonto the Brown Horstar and Mummymon
Yeardley Smith as Pyra the Orange Fenstar
Tara Strong as Twilight Sparkle
Ashleigh Ball as Rainbow Dash and Applejack
Andrea Libman as Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
Tabitha St. Germain as Rarity, Comet Tail, Princess Luna, and Nazz
Rebecca Shoichet as Sunset Shimmer
Emily Blunt as Tempest Shadow/Fizzlepop Berrytwist
Cathy Weseluck as Spike and Mayor Mare
Matt Hill as Soarin and Ed
Brian Drummond as Caramel
Michael Daingerfield as Braeburn
Trevor Duvall as Thunderlane
Vincent Tong as Flash Sentry
Samuel Vincent as Party Favor and Edd "Double D"
Ali Milner as Ember
Christy Carlson Romano as Yuffie Kisaragi
Michael Donovan as Wes Weasley
Dan Castellaneta as Megavolt, Louie Walters, Frankie the Squealer, and Barney Gumble
Michael Bell as Quackerjack
Wallace Shawn as Bushroot
Keith Ferguson as Liquidator
Jim Cummings as Ray and Razoul
Nicole Oliver as Princess Celestia
Britt McKillip as Princess Cadence
Andrea Martin as Splatter Phoenix
Corey Burton as Yen Sid and Professor Von Drake
Doug Erholtz as Squall Leonhart
E.G. Daily as Rinoa Heartilly
Jermaine Clements as Tamatoa
Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony
Harry Shearer as Legs
Hank Azaria as Johnny Tightlips and Don Vittorio DiMaggio
Roger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles
Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit and Benny the Cab
Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit
Jane Seymour as Lady Julianna (Speaking)
Celine Dion as Lady Julianna (Singing)
Gabriel Byrne as Sir Lionel
Mary Elizabeth McGlynn as Rumiko Nonaka
Barbara Goodson as Seiko Hata
Tony Sampson as Eddy
Kathleen Barr as Kevin
Peter Kelamis as Rolf
Buck as Johnny 2x4
Keenan Christenson as Jimmy
Jaynsie Jaud as Sarah
Susanne Blakeslee as Lady Tremaine
Tress MacNeille as Anastasia and Drizella Tremaine
Rob Paulsen as Winged Goblin General
Timothy Daly as Inca Guards
Mike Pollock as Apple Trees
For nearly eighty-two years, this story has given faithful service to the Young in Heart; And Time has been powerless to put its kindly philosophy out of fashion. To those of you who have been faithful to it in return.... And to the Young in Heart, we dedicate this story.
(We open to a teenager, a tween, an adult, a female Digimon, and a male puppy running down a sidewalk in a hurry. The teenager is a 19 year old woman with hip-length reddish-brown hair tied in a ponytail, brown eyes, and wearing a dark yellow headband, a blue long-sleeved shirt underneath a yellow short-sleeved shirt that is also underneath a purple sleeveless tunic, blue stockings, and light brown shoes. She is Kayley, an only child. The tween is a 12 year old girl with short orange hair tied in a spiky bun, violet blue eyes, and wearing a yellow neckerchief, a white short-sleeved baseball shirt with Easter blue sleeves and neck rim and a royal blue heart in the center, red wristbands, a brown belt, dark blue pants with the bottom rims rolled up a little, two small brown belts around her upper left leg, white socks, and red and gray shoes. She is Rika Nonaka, Kayley’s best friend and neighbor. The adult is a 22 year old man with short light brown shoulder-length hair, blue eyes, and wearing a sleeveless dark green tunic over a light blue long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a brown belt with gold buckle, gray stocking-like pants, and brown boots. He is Garrett, Kayley's boyfriend and her and Rika's best friend and neighbor. The male puppy is a male Dalmatian puppy with white eyes, black pupils, white fur, a black patch spot on his right eye, black floppy ears with light pink interiors, and black spots all over his body, and wearing a red collar. He is Patch, Kayley, Garrett, and Rika’s best friend and Kayley's pet dog. And the female Digimon is a female Rookie-leveled anthro fox-type Digimon with yellow fur (Save for the tips of her tail and ears, underbelly, hands and legs from the knees down, and the purple Cancer symbols on her thighs), black eyes with indigo pupils, wing-like tufts of yellow fur on her shoulders, a large, mane-like tuft of white fur on her chest, three clawed fingers on her hands, three clawed toes on her feet, and wearing long purple gauntlet-like sleeves on her forearms with yin-yang symbols on the backs of her hand sections. She is Renamon, Kayley, Garrett, and Rika's best friend and Rika's Digimon partner. As they hurried down the sidewalk, the five looked back in concern at first and then Kayley and Rika stopped to check on Patch and Renamon while Garrett spoke up)
Garrett: I don’t think she’s coming yet, Kayley and Rika.
Rika: Hopefully, Garrett.
(Kayley petted Patch in a comforting way while Rika checked on Renamon's hand as if looking for an injury)
Kayley: Patch, did she hurt you?
Rika: And are you sure she didn't hurt your hand badly, Renamon?
Renamon: (Reassuringly) Of course I'm okay, Garrett, girls.
(Patch happily barks a bit in agreement. Kayley then picked Patch up protectively)
Kayley: Well, she tried to, didn’t she?
Rika: As well as almost hurting Renamon, right?
Renamon: (Nods) Indeed.
Rika: (Changing the subject) Well, come on!
Garrett: We’ll go try and tell the others!
(Kayley, Rika, Patch, and Renamon nod in agreement after Kayley puts Patch down, they hurried along until they reached the Kingsleigh farm near Topeka, Kansas. They hurried until they found Kayley's parents and Rika's mother and grandmother working on a broken incubator, counting baby chickens in a hurry. Kayley’s mother is a beautiful woman with long dark brown hip-length hair tied in a ponytail, blue eyes, and wearing a blue hair scrunchie, copper gauntlets, a blue long-sleeved dress with loose sleeves, beige sleeve rims, a tan neck rim, a beige stripe between two blue and copper cloths, and a copper cloth at the end, a tan sash with a beige stripe on each end, blue stockings, and navy blue slippers. She is Lady Julianna. Kayley's father is a handsome man with short brown shoulder-length hair and brown eyes, and wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt underneath a purple short-sleeved shirt that is also underneath an indigo sleeveless tunic, a brown belt with a silver sword inside a brown holster, gray stockings, and navy blue boots. He is Sir Lionel, Julianna’s husband. Rika's mother is a woman with short honey blonde shoulder-length hair, light purple eyes, and wearing a maroon short-sleeved shirt with poofy sleeves and a maroon ribbon on the neck rim, a long ivory skirt with ivory ruffles at the end, and beige slippers. She is Rumiko Nonaka. And Rika's grandmother is an old woman with short brown hair (With lighter brown streaks), gray eyes, and wearing a gold yellow long-sleeved V-neck cardigan over a navy blue short-sleeved shirt, blue pants, gold yellow legwarmers, brown shoes, and a pale green sleeveless bodily apron. She is Seiko Hata, Rumiko's mother. As they approached the couple and two women, Garrett and the girls began shouting to get their attention)
Kayley, Garrett, and Rika: Mother, Father, Mrs. Nonaka, Mrs. Hata! (Julianna, Lionel, Rumiko, Seiko!) (Mr. and Mrs. Kingsleigh, Mom, Grandma!)
Kayley: Mother, Father, listen to what Lady Tremaine did to Patch and Renamon! She…!
(But Julianna interrupted her in concern)
Julianna: Kayley, not now, we’re trying to count.
Rika: But she’s trying to tell you…!
Rumiko: Rika, please!
Garrett: But Tremaine literally hit them…!
Reiko: Stop bothering us right now, Garrett, girls!
Lionel: This old incubator just broke and we’re likely to lose some chicks!
(Feeling sorry for the chicks, the adults and tween spoke up)
Kayley, Garrett, and Rika: Poor things.
(Then Rika changed the subject)
Rika: But listen, Tremaine just hit Patch and almost broke Renamon's wrist by knocking her aside while hitting Patch just because they went in her garden to chase her dumb cat, and then bit and slapped her for attempting to hit them!
Rumiko: Rika, not now!
Rika: But that’s not the worse part!
Kayley: She says she's gonna call the sheriff and then…!
Julianna: Kayley! Stop it!
(Kayley sighed in annoyance and started singing to Garrett, Rika, and Renamon)
Kayley: Nobody understands us
Garrett: Nobody even listens
Rika: Nobody wants to help us
Renamon: Might as well, with you, talk to scarecrows
(The four tried again, which again made Julianna, Lionel, and Rumiko a little agitated and Reiko a little concerned)
Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon: But what about Patch and Renamon? (me?)
Julianna and Rumiko: Not now
We’re having a crisis
Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon: She’s gonna call the sheriff.
Lionel and Reiko: Not now
My wife and Rumiko’s (Julianna and my daughter's) in a state
Kayley: But you don’t understand.
Julianna, Lionel, Rumiko, and Reiko: Later, guys
You’ll just have to wait
(Giving up in agitation, Kayley and Rika began to walk away with Garrett, Patch, and Renamon with Julianna, Lionel, Rumiko, and Reiko lecturing them)
Kayley: Nobody understands us
Julianna: We can’t afford to lose one chick.
Rika: Renamon and our little dog are in danger
Seiko: (To Rumiko) Take these out to the car, Rumiko.
(She hands Rumiko some of the unhatched eggs, which she accepted)
Rika: Should’ve been born as chickens
Kayley, Garrett, and Renamon: Then they’d payed attention
(After the five were gone, Julianna, Rumiko, Lionel, and Seiko felt guilty for snapping at them)
Rumiko: Poor guys.
Lionel: (Trying to be funny) They’ve got to learn to earn their keep.
Julianna, Rumiko, and Seiko: (Savagely) Lionel!
Lionel: (Apologetically) Just kidding. (Seriously) Well, come on. I hope we got them on time.
Julianna, Rumiko, and Seiko: (Nods in agreement) All right.
Julianna: Get these into the house.
(Lionel noticed the rest of the eggs and nodded, then he and Julianna picked them up to carry to the house while Rumiko, with Reiko's help, carried the eggs to the car. At another part of the farm, seven boys, one of them holding a small 2x4 wooden board with a drawn face, and two girls were working on pushing a twister-proof machine they built. They are Ed, Edd (Or by his friends, Double D), Eddy, Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Jonny 2x4, Plank, Jimmy, and Sarah, and they are the Kingsleighs and Nonakas’ friends, neighbors, and helpful farmhands)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
(During the pushing and pulling, they struggled to make sure it didn’t fall)
Eddy: Help me, guys!
Double D: Some of you are strong than some of us!
Ed: Phew.
Jimmy: That was scary!
Jonny: Thought the thing will fall on any of us!
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
(After putting the machine into position, the farmhands began working on it)
Eddy: Come on, you guys
Kevin: Give it a shove
Double D: Hammer and axe
Rolf: At the ready
Ed: Shoulders and thighs
Double D: Heaven’s above
Jimmy: Gee, it looks mighty unsteady
Kevin: Whoa!
(The machine almost toppled over, but they caught it on time and rearranged it. Kayley, Garrett, Rika, Renamon, and Patch went up to them hopefully that they will listen)
Kayley: Somebody has to help us
(Patch barks a bit in agreement. The Eds and Peach Creek Kids ignored them)
Ed: (Asking Double D) How does this work anyway?
Double D: I’ll show you.
Garrett: Somebody has to listen
Eddy: Where’s the oil can?
Nazz: Right here.
Rika: Patch and Renamon are in awful trouble
Renamon: (Nods in agreement) That's right.
(Eddy spoke up impatiently to them, finally getting Double D, Ed, and the Peach Creek Kids’ attention. But the others noticed Kayley's group in concern and became concerned)
Eddy: Hold on, guys, this is important!
Ed, Double D, and Peach Creek Kids: Eddy!
(They turned to Kayley's group)
Jonny: What’s wrong, guys?
Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon: She’s gonna call the sheriff
(Realizing what they meant, the Eds and Peach Creek Kids got concerned)
Ed: Who is?
Sarah: Wicked Lady Tremaine?
Kayley: Lady Tremaine is taking Patch and Renamon
Rika: She says she wants to kill him and have her arrested
Kevin: What happened this time?
Eddy: Her stupid cat again?
Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon: Uh-huh.
Double D: Shall we do what we did last time?
(Ed, Eddy, and the Peach Creek Kids, getting what Double D asked, laughed along with him a bit)
Eddy: (Laughing a bit) When we were watering the crops?
Ed: (Laughing a bit) Turn the hose on Tremaine?
Rolf: (Laughing a bit) Rolf would be amused doing it.
Double D: (Laughing) Shall we do that again?
Eddy: (Mockingly) “I’ll get you, those twerps, and that Digimon and little dog, too!”
(They laughed merrily a bit while Kayley, Rika, and Renamon got annoyed along with Garrett and Patch that they’re not helping them)
Kayley: It’s not funny, you guys!
Rika: Yeah!
Garrett: You playing more tricks would make it worse!
Renamon: That's right!
(But the Eds and Peach Creek Kids just shrugged it off and began singing, thinking that Kayley's group is overreacting)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Relax, she’s not gonna take them
Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon: But she will.
Ed and Sarah: Just wants to give you a fright
Kayley, Rika, and Renamon: No, she means it!
Rolf: You ought to know
Her bark is worse than her bite
(Patch gave a flat look at the pun along with Renamon)
Renamon: (Nonchalantly) Really?
(Then the Eds and Peach Creek Kids went back to work, leaving Kayley, Garrett, Rika, Renamon, and Patch disappointed)
Eddy and Sarah: Double D, help me fix this
Ed and Jimmy: Double D, you be careful
Double D: (Shrugging) I am Mr. Fix-It
Ed, Kevin, Rolf, and Johnny: Come on, Double D (Double D Ed Boy)
Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon: Nobody even listens
(They sighed in defeat)
Rika: Come on, guys.
Kayley: Looks like we’re not wanted here.
Garrett and Renamon: I'll say.
(They and Patch walked up towards a pigpen as the farmhands got concerned while working on the machine)
Ed: Guys!
Nazz: Poor guys,
Double D: I wish we knew how to help them.
Eddy: Yeah, I know what you mean.
(Double D hits his hammer on the machine, and this time, it works, making the farmhands excited)
Double D: Success!
Ed: We fixed it!
(Eddy and Kevin rolled their eyes in annoyance with a smile)
Eddy: Yeah, yeah.
Kevin: Let's get it working now.
Double D: Yes, come on, let’s get this hooked up to the barn!
(They then set the machine up on the barn roof)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
Oh-wee-yah
Yo-wah
(After setting up the twister-proof machine on the barn roof, Eddy accidentally almost crushed his finger on the gears)
Eddy: Ouch! You got my finger!
Kevin: Well, why don't you get your finger out of the way?
Double D: That way, you won't get hurt.
(They then finished setting up and climbed down the barn roof)
Eddy: (Mumbling) Right on my finger.
(Kayley and Rika then balanced themselves on the fence of the pigpen with Garrett, Patch, and Renamon watching. Ed and Rolf then approached them to feed the pigs)
Ed: Are you gonna let that Tremaine lady scare you? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Rolf: Have a little courage, that's all.
Kayley: We're not afraid of her.
Rika: She may be a little scary, but that doesn't mean we're scared of her.
Ed: Yeah, well, you wanna know what I'd do to her? I'd just walk right up to her and spit in her eye.
(They looked at Ed with confused awkward looks)
Ed: (Shrugs) That's what I'd do if I were you.
Rolf: That usually works.
Renamon: (Shakes her head in annoyance) That is not necessary.
(Suddenly, Kayley and Rika started to lose their balance and they almost fell in with a scream, getting everyone’s attention. Garrett and Renamon grabbed Kayley and Rika’s respective hands, but, with Kayley and Rika, started to fall in too, but luckily, Ed and Rolf quickly took action and broke their fall in the mud by landing in there, dirtying Ed and Rolf only. Then the two boys let Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Renamon use them both as stepping stones as they are helped out of the pigpen by the Peach Creek Kids, Double D, and Eddy)
Double D: Are you alright, Garrett, girls?
Nazz: You're not hurt or dirty, are you?
Kayley and Garrett: (Nods) Yeah, we're fine.
Renamon: And rest assured, we're not hurt or dirty.
Rika: Thanks, guys.
(They noticed Ed and Rolf all muddied up and panting in concern a bit as they climbed out of the pigpen, and then they all broke out laughing a bit)
Rika: (Laughing a bit) Ed, Rolf, you were just as scared as we were!
Eddy: (Laughing a bit) What’s the matter, you got scared that the pigs would eat Garrett and the girls?
(Ed blushed a bit in embarrassment at first, but then, with Rolf who recovered, laughed along a bit anyway)
Jonny: (Laughing a bit) Plank says, "You’re as muddy as those pigs!"
Rolf: (Laughing a bit) That is a good analogy, Jonny the Wood Boy.
(They composed their laughter as Julianna and Rumiko approached with chocolate chip cookies on a plate)
Jimmy: You were as scared as….
(Julianna and Rumiko butted in impatiently)
Julianna: What seems to be going on?
Rumiko: There’s work to be done!
Double D: Sorry, Julianna and Rumiko, for this unexpected delay.
Kevin: But Kayley and Rika were walking along the….
(Julianna interrupted him)
Julianna: I appreciate you guys fixing that contraption, but get back to work!
Rumiko: Please!
(The Eds and Peach Creek Kids nodded)
Eds and Peach Creek Kids: Yes, Rumiko and Julianna.
Eddy: And one day, we might make history with that twister-proof machine!
Julianna: Don’t gloat about it now!
(Ed, Double D, and Kevin laughed a bit at Eddy, who just glared)
Julianna: Anyway, Rumiko, Seiko, and I baked some chocolate chip cookies.
Rumiko: In case you’re all hungry.
(Double D, Eddy, and Kevin accepted each cookie, with Eddy suddenly getting happy at this)
Double D, Eddy, and Kevin: Thanks!
(Ed and Rolf tried to explain what happened while wiping their own hands clean on a wet towel and accepting each cookie)
Ed: But you don’t know what just happened.
Julianna and Rumiko: And what’s that?
Ed: The reason Rolf and I are dirty is this.
Rolf: It is because Garry Boy and the girls almost fell in the muddied pigpen when….
(Julianna and Rumiko got surprised and snapped)
Rumiko: It’s no place for Kayley and the others to be around the pigpen like that!
Julianna: Now go feed those pigs, speaking of them, please!
Ed: Yes, Rumiko and Julianna.
Rolf: Okey-dokey.
(They go back to work. Kayley's group walked with Julianna and Rumiko to the backyard, accepting each a cookie)
Kayley: Mother, listen.
Renamon: This is important.
Rika: Tremaine said she wants Patch dead and Renamon arrested all because…!
(Julianna and Rumiko sighed in annoyance)
Julianna: Now, Kayley, Rika, quit overreacting! You’re always panicking over nothing!
Kayley, Rika, and Renamon: But…!
Julianna: We’ll talk about this later!
Rumiko: Right now, stay out of trouble!
(Julianna and Rumiko then walked away as Kayley and Rika suddenly became lost in thought, much to Garrett, Patch, and Renamon’s notice)
Garrett and Renamon: (Curiously) Girls?
Kayley and Rika: (Lost in thought loudly) Someplace where this isn’t any trouble….
(After finishing their cookies, Kayley then spoke to Garrett, Rika, Renamon, and Patch)
Kayley: Do you suppose there is such a place, guys?
Garrett: Not that we know of.
Rika: There must be, Kayley.
Kayley: It’s not a place you could get to by a boat or a plane or a train.
Renamon: Or a car?
Kayley and Rika: I guess.
Rika: It’s far, far from here.
Kayley: Beyond the moon, beyond the rain….
(Kayley and Rika then begin singing while looking at the sky with Garrett, Patch, and Renamon)
Kayley: When all the world
Is a hopeless jumble
And the raindrops tumble
All around
Heaven opens a magic lane
(They walked over to a pile of hay)
Rika: When all the clouds
Darken up the skyway
There’s a rainbow highway
To be found
Leading from our windowpane
Kayley and Rika: To a place behind the sun
Just a step beyond the rain
(They gently leaned back at the haystack)
Kayley: Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There’s a land that
We’ve heard of
Once in a lullaby
(They then walked over a rake wheel)
Rika: Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams
That you’ve dared to dream
Really do come true
(Garrett, Patch, and Renamon became interested)
Kayley: Someday we’ll wish
Upon a star
And wake up
Where the clouds
Are far behind us
(They seated on a chair next to the rake wheel while Garrett, Patch, and Renamon sat next to them)
Rika: Where troubles
Melt like lemondrops
Away above
The chimney tops
That’s where you’ll find us
Kayley and Rika: Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then?
Oh, why can’t we?
(They noticed a couple of bluebirds happily flying away into the sky and smiled softly)
Kayley and Rika: If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why
Can’t we?
(They sighed softly and the four embraced each other and Patch, who nuzzled with them, with gentle smiles on their faces)
Coming up: Lady Tremaine arrives to take Patch and Renamon away to be put down and arrested respectively. However, after a heated argument with her and Rika’s parents, grandmother, and friends, Kayley, Garrett, and Rika decide to run away, taking Patch and Renamon, who escaped after the argument, with.
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