Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 57

The 57th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features "Father of the Computer" Charles Babbage rapping against famous German printer, Johannes Gutenberg. It was released February 23rd, 2014.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Charles Babbage
Ivo Hora as Johannes Gutenberg
==Lyrics==
===Charles Babbage:===
The name's Charles Babbage, and my mission is Basic,
To take this fool, mess him up, and promptly erase him!
My creations brought forth the modern computer's arrival,
You just sat at your desk and printed copies of the Bible!
I'm a genius, Gutenberg, with a craving to slay,
Got an IQ so high that my brain is on display!
Challenging me is just asking to die!
I'll crush your printing press and send you right back to Mainz!
===Johannes Gutenberg:===
Your idea was important, maybe, but look what it's become!
Tons of dumb scum are sitting at home on their bums!
I'm a Renaissance man, you can't challenge my fame,
I bet you're not even smart enough to pronounce my name!
Your rhymes are poorer than your health, you haven't a hint of class,
And your lectures are just a Royal pain in the ass!
Ja, your engine made a difference, but now it's just scrap!
How 'bout I throw your fifteen tons of crap straight in the trash?
===Charles Babbage:===
I'm already sick of you and you've only spat a verse,
Remember when you lost to Fust? Well this will be worse!
My machine is what it is, future changes aren't my deed,
I might not have even made it if I'd known what it'd come to be!
But you knew that, didn't you? Since you say you're so smart?
Well I'm crushing this Prussian, call me Charles Bonaparte!
Perhaps I am harsh to say you're useless and bland,
But all you did was make it so people don't have to write by hand!
===Johannes Gutenberg:===
You're a madcap lunatic who's just desperate for loving,
Facing me is dumber than baking yourself in an oven!
I'm the one to finally put this Babbage in his place,
You'll get spaced out punch stamp these words into your face!
You're calling me useless? You think books aren't worth shit?
No wonder you're so stupid, you don't read, dumm mistvieh!
I smith rhymes of gold, you can't invent a way to prevail,
You've just been lyrically impaled, I guess your mission has failed!
<poll>
Who Won?
Charles Babbage
Johannes Gutenberg
</poll>
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