The Bold and the Trashy/Pilot

Pilot is the first episode of The Bold and the Trashy. It premiered some day.
== Episode ==
=== SNEAK PEEK ===
At the Noobie's new house...
Claire, Crim, Tom and Mandy are checking out the new living room, while they expect the Hammond real estate agents to come downstairs.
CRIM: Ok what the fuck is taking those hoes so long?
They start hear showting from upstairs.
SHEILA: JOEL IM HUNGRY AF
JOEL: IM NOT LETTING U KILL THOSE PPL CALM THE FUCK DOWN
The real estates come back to the living room.
JOEL: So let's check out the kitchen?
Avenue Mansion...
Chelsea is peeking at the new neighbors while Mama is eating Cheetos and watching NickDominates on her laptop.
NICKDOMINATES: UR A LITTLE WHORE UR DADDYS A HITTER KYS
Mama laughs like a whore, but she stops when she notices Chelsea being a sneaky little hoe.
MAMA: You sick little cunt, what have I told you about being a cunt?
CHELSEA: Sorry Mama, it's just that they all look ratchet.
MAMA: Fuck off, I just keep helping you to marry that Douche Hottie, but you just keep being a fat cunt.
CHELSEA: MAMA I AM NOT A FAT CUNT
NICKDOMINATES: SHE'S A FAT CUNT
MAMA: If your sister was here, she would behave like a classy hoe, but you just keep being yourself like stop it. Or, I'm sending back to... you know what.
CHELSEA: FINE OMG IM GOING TO MY ROOM
Chelsea leaves and Mama keeps watching NickDominates.
NICKDOMINATES: YEAH LEAVE U FAT BITCH