The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving Script

==1995 - The Land Before Time II: The Time of the Grand Giving (Transcript)==
(We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues speaking. "Respond the question, did you or did you not copy The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Grand Giving," he says to the guilty man in this scene. We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. "Well," the judge says. "I did," the man says in a disgraceful manner. Everyone gasps and the woman shrieks. "Take him away, boys," the judge says to two policemen. After the guilty man is taken away, the green FBI warnings spin up to us briefly. "Don't even think about copying this videotape," the judge says and we hear the sound of a jail door closing)
(After the green FBI warnings, the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears. Then, the "Walt Disney World - Wake Up Call" commercial starts playing)
Girl: Hello?
Goofy: Ah-yuck! It's time to get up.
Girl: It's Goofy! C'mon, let's go! Jasmine, hi. I saw your movie three times.
Dad: Well, I guess you've seen just about anybody.
Girl: I've been waiting my entire life to meet you.
Carole Jeghers: There's never been a better time to make the dream come true.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Coming to Theaters")
Brian Cummings: Coming to theaters soon.
(After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background)
Mark Elliott: Coming to theaters summer 1996.
(Clips from the movie in their completed and unfinished stages are shown)
Walt Disney Pictures presents its all-new 34th feature-length animated motion picture: "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
Hugo: Pour the wine and (Farts with his armpits 3 times) cut the cheese!
(We see live footage by some of the Walt Disney Feature Animation artists sketching the Notre Dame cathedral on their drawing pads)
Mark Elliott: The magnificent Notre Dame cathedral in Paris was the sight where Disney animators drew their inspiration for the powerful story of Quasimodo.
(The crowd gasps at Quasimodo's face at the Feast of Fools during the "Ugly Face" contest)
A man who lived in a world of isolation.
Frollo: Remember, Quasimodo. This is your sanctuary.
Mark Elliott: But had the courage to dream of freedom.
Quasimodo: (sings) And out there, living in the sun.
(Clopin hits explosive dust to the ground, making the screen flash white. Then Esmeralda appears onstage and does her dance)
Hugo: What's going on out there? A flight? A flogging?
Victor: A festival.
Clopin: (singing) Once a year, we throw a feast right here in town.
(The rope comes loose and Quasimodo swings down)
Quasimodo: Woah-ah!
(We see a pencil animation test of Quasi meeting Esmeralda for the first time in her dressing tent)
Esmeralda: Oh, you're not hurt, are you?
Quasimodo: No, no, (Esmeralda removes his hood) no!
Esmeralda: You see? No harm done. By the way, grand mask!
Chorus: (chanting) Topsy turvy!
Laverne: Look, he has a friend with him!
Hugo: Way to go, lover boy!
(Two women in the crowd kiss Quasi's cheeks after he's crowned the King of Fools)
Mark Elliott: An all-star cast brings the characters to life.
Hugo: Alright, that's it!
Mark Elliott: Including Demi Moore as the mysterious Esmeralda.
Esmeralda: (Notices Phoebus' appearance and takes his sword) You!
Mark Elliott: And Kevin Kline as the heroic Phoebus.
Phoebus: Easy now, easy––I just shaved this morning.
Esmeralda: Oh. Really? You missed a spot.
Mark Elliott: Mary Wickes, Charles Kimbrough and Jason Alexander are the three wisecracking gargoyles.
Victor: It is a treat to watch the colorful pageantry of the simple peasant folk.
Hugo: Oh, look! A mime. (Inhales and is about to spit, but Victor covers his mouth and frowns at him. Then Hugo swallows)
Mark Elliott: And Tom Hulce is Quasimodo.
Quasimodo: If I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it.
Esmeralda: Leave this place.
Frollo: Arrest her.
(Esmeralda throws a guard's helmet at three guards on horses and it ricochets off their helmets, but we cut to Phoebus ducking under the incoming helmet, which hits the wall behind him. The old prisoner trips on one of the bars and rolls into the stockade, which closes and locks)
Old Prisoner: Dang it!
Phoebus: What a woman!
(Esmeralda slices the ropes in one swipe, freeing Quasimodo)
Frollo: How dare you defy me!
(Djali headbutts the screen, cutting over to the four guards who are kicked in the groin, shrieking high-pitched until they fall down and land out of the shot)
Hugo: I think the cavalry's here!
Mark Elliott: This coming summer, experience the adventure.
Phoebus: Sit.
Guard: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah!
Mark Elliott: Of Walt Disney Pictures' newest animated entertainment event, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"!
(On the final note of the song, "Bells of Notre Dame", we cut to a black background with text saying "COMING TO THEATERS SUMMER 1996" in yellow)
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Coming to Videocassette")
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to videocassette.
(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video proudly presents...
(We cut to an Indian blowing a conch shell)
the extraordinary story of an American legend brought to life.
(Screen fades to the title)
"Pocahontas".
(We cut to Pocahontas running in the woods)
She was the daughter of a chief.
Kekata: She has her mother's spirit. She goes wherever the wind takes her.
(We cut to Pocahontas' friend, Nakoma, calling from down below while sitting in her canoe)
Nakoma: Come down here!
(Pocahontas jumps off the rock and does her famous dive)
Mark Elliott: And she lived a life of freedom.
Nakoma: No! Not that...fashion.
(Pocahontas lands in the water, causing the storm to happen. We cut to the storm as the Englishmen shout and run around panicking. We cut to John bravely swinging down from the crow's nest of the ship)
Mark Elliott: He was an explorer, searching for adventure in a new land.
John Smith: C'mon, men. (Climbs down the rope ladder) We didn't come all this fashion just to look at it.
Mark Elliott: But though their worlds were very different...
Chief Powhatan: These pale visitors are strange to us. No one is to go near them!
Mark Elliott: Their destinies were one.
(John Smith jumps onto a rock and the camera zooms in on his gun pointed to the screen, until John sees Pocahontas through the mist of the waterfall and lowers his musket)
From Walt Disney Home Video comes a celebration of the American spirit.
John Smith: Who are you?
Pocahontas: Pocahontas. (sings) Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
(Screen focuses on Pocahontas' feet as the camera runs right, but the screen cuts to an outer shot revealing John and two deer running from behind Pocahontas)
Come taste the sun-sweet berries of the Earth.
(Pocahontas and John jump from the tall grass and Pocahontas does a cartwheel)
Mark Elliott: She believed in her dreams......
Chief Powhatan: Kocoum has asked to seek your hand in marriage.
(Meeko makes a gagging sound of disgust)
Pocahontas: I think my dream is pointing me down another path.
Mark Elliott: Followed her heart....
Pocahontas: What are you doing here?
John Smith: (Catches Pocahontas' arm) I had to see you again.
Mark Elliott: And found a love that changed the world.
Grandmother Willow: Let the spirits of the Earth guide you.
Pocahontas: I love him, Father!
Wiggins: Bravo!
Mark Elliott: In 1996, Disney's all-new 33rd feature-length animated motion picture comes to video.
Pocahontas: (singing) I look once more, just around the riverbend! Beyond the shore, somewhere past the sea.
Mark Elliott: With music by Academy Award winner, Alan Menken. And lyrics by award-winning lyricist, Stephen Schwartz.
Pocahontas: (sings) Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
(Screen fades to black where we see the title of the movie)
Mark Elliott: "Pocahontas".
Pocahontas: (singing) Can you paint with all the colors of...the wiiiiind?
Mark Elliott: Coming to video in 1996!
(As the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears, the "Winnie the Pooh" theme cues up. Then we see a picture of Walt Disney)
John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift...
(Silent clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed)
for taking classic stories with memorable stories and turning them into magical movies. And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio"...
(We see someone sketching Pooh Bear)
Chorus: (sings) Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh!
(Silent clips of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" are shown)
John Leader: He created a motion picture based on a story that held a special place in his heart.
Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics.
(The movie logo appears)
"The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh".
(More silent clips are shown)
Come join Christopher Robin and his best friend Pooh on an adventure through the Hundred Acre Wood.
(The tree branch Pooh is climbing on snaps apart)
In their first and only feature-length motion picture.
(Everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood cheers for Pooh while they sit around a table)
Carefully restored to its original brilliance.
(The movie logo appears one last time)
"The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Coming to video for a very limited time!
(After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, the screen cuts to Frou-Frou hauling the carriage with Edgar in the front. Behind him is Madame Adelaide Bonfamille with Duchess and Marie)
Brian Cummings: Coming to home video for the very first time.
(Duchess climbs up to Adelaide and meows)
One of the biggest Disney classics: "The Aristocats"!
O'Malley: Me-yow!
Brian Cummings: Meet a wealthy Duchess and her three adorable kittens.
(Marie, Berlioz and Toulouse jump into the pet door at the same time and get stuck in the middle, Marie in the middle of her brothers)
Toulouse: Why should you be first?
Marie: Because I'm a lady, that's why.
Toulouse: You're not a lady!
(Marie gets in the mansion, but Berlioz pulls her sister back by her tail)
Berlioz: You're nothing but a sister!
Brian Cummings: They've been taken and abandoned in the French countryside.
(As the screen flashes during a lightning strike, Adelaide rushes out of her bedroom in a panic)
Adelaide: THEY'RE GONE!!
(Screen cuts to Edgar being chased by Napoleon and Lafayette)
Brian Cummings: By a greedy butler out to steal their fortune.
Toulouse: (Sticks his head out of the basket) What's gonna happen to us?
Brian Cummings: Now it's up to O'Malley. The streetwise, smooth-speaking alley cat......
(The camera follows O'Malley as he jumps down the roof window, twirls down a hat rack and slides across a piano. Shun Gon spins in his stool as O'Malley passes him)
....to save the day!
O'Malley: (Shakes his head) Yes.
Brian Cummings: Join an unforgettable cast of delightful Disney characters as they help Duchess and her kittens find their road home.
O'Malley: Lay some skin on me, Scat Cat! (O'Malley and Scat Cat high-five) Yes!
Brian Cummings: "The Aristocats"! It's filled with emotion......
Napoleon: Charge!
(Napoleon bites Edgar's butt)
Edgar: OW!!
(Screen cuts to a silent clip of O'Malley and Duchess' tails curling around each other's)
Brian Cummings: Romance...
Amelia: Scandalous.
Berlioz: (To Marie) Sissy stuff!
Brian Cummings: And music you'll be dancing to all night long!
Scat Cat: This is outrageous! (Drops Roquefort) Disgraceful!
(Screen cuts to Scat Cat and his gang of alley cats attacking Edgar, but the screen cuts to Roquefort trying to open the lock by turning the dial. Having a hard time concentrating, he shouts at the screen)
Brian Cummings: But most of all, it's...
Roquefort: Csendes!
(On cue, the fighting stops and we cut to Roquefort continuing to crack the code. After three seconds of listening and turning the dial, Roquefort grins after hearing the lock open and the screen cuts back to Edgar and the alley cats yet frozen. After two seconds, the alley cats continue fighting Edgar as "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat (Reprise)" starts up)
Brian Cummings: It's delightful Disney fun!
Alley Cats: (singing) Everybody....everybody....everybody wants to be a cat! Everybody....everybody....everybody wants to be a cat!
Brian Cummings: It's a jazzy addition to your Walt Disney classics collection.
Alley Cats: (singing) Everybody wants to be...a...cat!
(The title fades in)
Brian Cummings: "The Aristocats". Coming to video spring 1996!
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Now Available from Jim Henson Video")
Mark Elliott: Now available from Jim Henson Video.
Kath Soucie: Give your preschooler an imaginative look at life beyond the ABC's and 123's with the all-new "Jim Henson's Preschool Collection". First, there's "Muppets on Wheels".
Kermit: My friends are I are gonna find out all about the different kinds of facts with wheels.
Children: Facts that go!
Kermit: (sings) Facts that go, like the truck out on the highway.
Children: Go!
Kermit: (singing) Like the train puffing smoke mile after mile.
Children: Facts that go!
Kermit: (singing) Give me lots and lots of facts that go and see me grin!
Kath Soucie: You'll want to join them on this all-new sing-along adventure. In the "Yes, I Can" series, featuring the Muppet Babies, Kermit the Frog recalls the lessons he learned as a Muppet baby.
Robin: (sings) Yes, I can. If I believe in myself, but there's nothing I can't do!
Kath Soucie: There's three grand volumes that make learning fun. Plus, coming soon, two volumes of classic Mother Goose Stories: "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and "Humpty Dumpty". Then get your preschooler started today. Explore brand-new avenues of learning fun in every volume of "Jim Henson's Preschool Collection"!
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Own This Big Hit")
Brian Cummings: Don't miss owning this big hit.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo)
Mark Elliott: They say that if you're pure in heart, you can hear the animals speak. Gordy was just an ordinary little piglet.
Gordy: Where is everybody?
Richard the Rooster: Yi-yi-yi!
Mark Elliott: From a typical farm family.
Gordy: Have you seen my mother?
Mark Elliott: Until hard times forced them apart.
Gordy's Father: Gordy, take care of the family!
Gordy: I promise!
Mark Elliott: Now he's on a journey.
Hen #1: He's lost his family.
Hen #2: Oh?
Hen #1: They took' em away.
Mark Elliott: In a world that doesn't understand him.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: What's the use?
Mark Elliott: Searching for a friend who does so.
Hanky Royce: Woah!
Gordy: Hanky, I'll get ya!
Jinny Sue McAllister: You deserve a reward.
Mark Elliott: Now, meet America's newest hero!
Gilbert Sipes: If a pig can make it, anyone can. Sickening.
Mark Elliott: Companies want him.
Henry Royce: We've signed Gordy to a lifetime contact.
Mark Elliott: Audiences love him.
Cousin Jake: Well, I bet his IQ's as high as mine.
Mark Elliott: But only children.
Hanky Royce: I could've sworn I heard you say something.
Mark Elliott: Can hear him.
Gordy: That's right, you did it!
Bill Clinton: You all know why we're here; to help Gordy find his folks.
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents.
Gilbert Sipes: Take Gordy, for instance.
Mark Elliott: The story of a speaking pig.
Gordy: People can understand animals if they take the time to listen.
Mark Elliott: Who hit it big.
Bill Clinton: Mr. President, he's speaking piggy language.
Mark Elliott: And touched the imagination of families everywhere. "Gordy"!
Luke McAllister: Give me a goodnight kiss. That was a sweet kiss.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "After our Feature More Grand Previews")
Brian Cummings: Stay tuned after our feature for more grand previews.
(Screen fades from black, revealing a purple background. The words "Feature Presentation" are written out during a fanfare)
Mark Elliott: And now, our feature presentation.
(The movie starts)
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Category:1995
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