Nya vs. Curtis Bolt vs. Space Villain

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Jack Fury: Begin Intel C½.
Audience: C½?
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Curtis Bolt: Never mind that. Since when did we get an audience?
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Jack Fury: Never mind that, either. All right, let's begin.
Curtis Bolt: We've come a long way in our fight against AntiMatter.
AntiMatter: BUT YOU WON'T WIN.
Curtis Bolt: Quiet!
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Bolt: Anyway, we've got two new villains on our hands.
Bobby Buoy: Ooh! Is it the shark villain and the lightning villain?
Bolt: No, and be quiet.
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Bolt: That wasn't funny.
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Fury: Since when were we aware of the laugh track?
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Bolt: I have no idea. Anyway, the two villains are Nya and Space Villain.
Nya: I am NOT a villain!
Space Villain: Neither am I!
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All eyes turn to Space Villain.
Space Villain: All right, all right! I admit it! I'm a villain!
Bolt: You two aren't even supposed to be here. Now go back to the Fighting Pyramid and train!
Nya and Space Villain leave.
Fury: Aren't you supposed to be there, too?
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Bolt: Listen, I think that laugh track is malfunctioning.
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Bolt: NexoByte, could you please turn off that-
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Bolt: laugh track?
NexoByte: Right away.
NexoByte turns off the laugh track.
Bolt: Thank you. I've never had a Secret Intel with so many interruptions (or laugh track) in my life.
Fury: Aren't these supposed to be Secret Intels?
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Bolt: All right, who's the wise guy who turned on the-
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Wyldstyle: Welcome to You-Know-Where! I'm hungry, so let's get this over with! In the Red Corner is a Lord Garmadon look-alike, Samurai X!
Nya: Actually, my name is-
Wyldstyle: We know. In the Green Corner is the Secret Intel master, Curtis Bolt.
Bolt: That's Agent Curtis Bolt. Anyway, you're going down, servants of AntiMatter!
Nya: When will you ever learn? I'm not a villain.
Space Villain: Neither am I.
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Bolt: Great. The laugh track followed me all the way here.
Wyldstyle: A question about the guy in the Yellow Corner: If Space Villain is not a villain, then why does he have a Blacktron symbol on him.
Space Villain: 'Cause I LOVE Blacktron!
Professor Christina Hydron: I was a Blacktron secretary for three years.
Bolt: Traitor!
Wyldstyle: Moving on… The guy in the Blue Corner is Invizable.
Invizable: FIGHT!
Axel: Hey, I never got to predict!
Invizable: Return to the sea from whence you came!
Axel: Yes, sir.
Bolt: Stud Shooter!
Pew pew pew!
Space Villain: HA! My suit is laser-resistant!
Bolt: But not laser-proof.
Pewpewpewpewpepewpewpewpew!
Space Villain: All right, I get the ol' point! Construct!
Assembly of bricks noise!
Wyldstyle: Wow! He built an entire Blacktron fleet!
Nya: But you said you weren't a villain.
Space Villain: You're right, my name is Space Villain. Blacktron fleet, attack!
SHRAAAAAAAAK! KA-BOOOOOM!
Space Villain: What was that?!
Invizable: The Ultra Agents and the Futuron fleet have just arrived.
Nya: Spinjitsu!
Bolt: Classified attack!
WHAM BAM CRACK!
Space Villain: AAAAAAAHH…
Ding!
Invizable: Space Villain is eliminated… not! Because the Blacktron fleet is still present.
Solomon Blaze: We're supporting Bolt!
Futuron General: We're supporting Nya!
Insert five minutes of blasters and explosions here
Wyldstyle: Well, it looks like the Ultra Agents Mission HQ and most of the Blacktron fleet are destroyed. However, Nya has just beaten Curtis Bolt.
Blacktron General: Fire the dreaded weapon.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Wyldstyle: There goes the entire Futuron fleet! And it looks like they've abducted Nya and are leaving with her!
Invizable: Space Villain wins!
Amset-Ra: Aahh, that was a nice 20-year nap I had. What did I miss?
Wyldstyle: The Futuron and Blacktron fought here, and Space Villain was victorious!
Amset-Ra: Nice. Hey, where's Axel?
Axel: Listen, Portal Emperor, I have all five keys to access the portal. What more could you want?
Portal Emperor: I want $10,000 from your bank account and the latest Friends mini-doll.
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Category:Season 1
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