101 ways to annoy animi

Here are 101 ways to annoy and torture various canon animus dragons [BAD TO THE BONE RIFF] in the Wings of Fire series
# Bribe Fathom to enchant DARKSTALKER's enchantment on Diamond to rebound on him so he has nightmares about how she could kill him, then after a week make him dream about how Albatross could kill him.
# Wear Arctic's enchanted earring and go to the SeaWing massacre, taunting ALBATROSS as he tries to kill you while screaming, "You can't kill me!" and singing the lyrics to "It's raining tacos."
# While DARKSTALKER is trapped in Agate Mountain, think about the FitnessGram Pacer Test opening script really loudly, repeating it 5 times.
# Enchant DARKSTALKER so he can only read Turtle's mind.
# Enchant TURTLE to admit he is an animus whenever he meets a new dragon.
# Tell TURTLE that Kinkajou loves Winter more than she loves him.
# Trap ANEMONE in a room where the only hope of escape is if she kills Tamarin.
# Spam text ANEMONE that she is a fake animus.
# Spam text DIAMOND saying that her niece is a lesbian and her son married a NightWing, with pictures of both couples. After two weeks, start spam texting cringe fan art of them.
# Force BOA to enchant bricks to do useless things, slowly disintegrating her body until death.
# Tell ANEMONE that Pike asked her out.
# Spam text TURTLE that every enchantment he cast was useless.
# Enchant ARCTIC so he is still an animus but can only enchant objects to call his mother.
# Enchant DARKSTALKER so he is still an animus but can only enchant objects to scream how great IceWings are.
# Spam text PENGUIN that his gift is useless because Snowfall destroyed the gift of defense.
# Spam text THE ICEWING THAT CREATED THE GIFT OF DEFENSE that Snowfall hates it and destroyed it.
# Spam text THE ICEWING THAT CREATED THE GIFT OF ORDER that Snowfall hates it and obliterated it.
# Make OPAL wear her own gift of vision and enchant it so it shows her visions of the Nyan Cat video on a loop while screaming "See how useless your gift is?"
# Trap EVERY ANIMUS DRAGON THAT EVER EXISTED in a room with Qibli. They can't use their powers or harm anyone, but are immortal and invulnerable, and Qibli is loudly singing the Caillou song.
# Enchant TURTLE to say "I'm gay! I'M GAY!!!!!" whenever he enchants something.
# Enchant TURTLE to say his deepest secrets whenever someone asks.
# Remove DARKSTALKER's animus power and all enchantments on him except his immortality and invulnerability, then force him to watch every episode of Spongebob Squarepants backward five times.
# Enchant Clearsight to say she likes Fathom more than DARKSTALKER.
# Give DARKSTALKER nightmares about 101 ways in which Indigo could kill him.
# Force ALBATROSS to write an essay on every way Lagoon was the best queen and he should have never killed her, then make all rulers of every dragon tribe from that point onward watch a video of his reaction.
# Call FATHOM wimpy, DARKSTALKER weak, and ALBATROSS mentally unstable, then video their reactions and make ARCTIC watch it 5 times.
# Tell FATHOM that the reason he loves Indigo is because Albatross implanted it as a weakness using an enchantment for easier killing and the only way to break the curse is if he beats Kirby and the Forgotten Land's main story and Forgo Dreams without ever taking a single point of damage, entering treasure roads, buying items, or evolving or upgrading copy abilities. When he does so, tell him that you tricked him and force ALBATROSS to watch a video of his reaction.
# Send JERBOA to Jesus, who sends her to hell saying that she treated her daughter badly and in hell, she has no animus power and is forced to listen to Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
# Enchant DARKSTALKER so he has no animus powers and can only read Rick Astley's mind, and can only see futures involving Rick Astley.
# Put DARKSTALKER and FATHOM into an arena for a fight to the death with each other. The Barney song is playing in the background on a loop.
# Bring DARKSTALKER back to life but still with no powers and make him watch a video of his death. Then kill him again, video his death, make him watch it, and then kill him again and perform the cycle ad infinitum.
# Make ANEMONE, TURTLE, STONEMOVER, and BOA evil for one week (like Albatross), then enchant them to go back to normal and realize that they killed everyone they care about.
# Force ALBATROSS to say uwu in a really cringe voice, then record it and make him, FATHOM, and DARKSTALKER listen to it 10 times each.
# Make FATHOM wear a fursuit in front of Indigo.
# Make DARKSTALKER live in Brazil.
# Think about Stop posting about Baller while DARKSTALKER is in listening range.
# Throw DARKSTALKER in the Ice Kingdom.
# Throw DARKSTALKER in the Kingdom of the Sea.
# Bring Clearsight back to life and have her avoid DARKSTALKER at all costs and never talk to him, but get in his field of vision often.
# Think in Rickrolls near DARKSTALKER.
# Operate on DARKSTALKER, implanting skyfire in his bones so his mind reading doesn't work.
# Enchant DARKSTALKER to turn into random living IceWings and SeaWings and then back to himself, approximately 1 transformation each hour, with their memories and none of his own while another dragon, but while he is himself he remembers what he remembered as another dragon. Continue for 1 year.
# Spam text ALBATROSS about the Royal SeaWing massacre and make him feel really guilty, then enchant Pearl to become Lagoon and reprimand him harshly.
# Kill DARKSTALKER.
# Force TURTLE to wear the gift of vision, and enchant it to show him cringe Winter and Kinkajou fan art.
# Spam text STONEMOVER that he is king of the SandWings and that he abandoned his position and deserves to be punished for eternity, then enchant hot coals to burn him without killing him until he goes to the Kingdom of Sand and does king stuff.
# Throw IceWings and SeaWings at DARKSTALKER until he forgives the tribe.
# Spam text both FATHOM and DARKSTALKER FathomStalker fan art until they die.
# Place ANEMONE in the Wayne's World cast as Stacy while Tamarin plays Cassandra.
# Force TURTLE to play Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle for 8 hours in a row.
# Enchant Peacemaker to turn back into DARKSTALKER and then enchant him so he cannot see the future or use animus magic and can only read Kinkajou's and Turtle's minds and those of IceWings or IceWing hybrids, and for all his scales and ligaments to turn to stone so he can't move.
# Spam text ANEMONE "You're gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
# Spam text ARCTIC that his mother never loved him and neither does his son
# Declare DARKSTALKER ruler of the IceWings because the Eye of Onyx said so, and scream it really loudly so DIAMOND and ARCTIC hear it.
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