Objective Duality

an adventure starring Clip Clop, Wing, and Jade. 
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Non Player Characters:
* Professor Edemir So
* Adele Gompers
* Fiona Humblespirit
* Violet Angefelon
* Goldie Fernshaper
* Nurse Benedict
* Remedios of the Golden Scales
* Wren Shadowlight
* Kairosia of the Shadowy Maw
* Opie Whitespore
* Annie Evenpeak
* Kevin Cragriver
* Cragriver children - were rescued from the Ekenblim but left permanently disfigured by burns
* an Ekenblim
Plot Summary: 
Jade, Clip Clop and Flappy, and Wing and Nugget have been summoned to help Professor Edimur So at the Community College. As they ride the train towards the Community College Jade takes a nap, Clip Clop enjoys the inclusiveness of the trains and Wing creates a nest for his new egg. The train ride takes them to the end of the line where they reach the Community College. Before meeting with Professor So the group take a quick detour to meet with Jade’s daughter in her dorm with her friends who happen to attend the Community College. While there they eat baked goods Jades wife has prepared for everyone, while also destroying the dorm, thanks to Nugget and Flappy, but no one seems to be angry about it. 
The group meets with Professor So who explains why the group has been summoned. He is looking to have some rogue Ekinblim captured and brought back to his research facility where he will administer a fungal concoction to the wings of the Ekinblim to prohibit their flight and ability to spread Ekinblim dust. Along with this, the Professor is looking for the blood of an impure dragon, the blood of a dragon, and a branch of a dryad tree for the reward of 15,000 gold. Wings Frog of Holding begins acting very strangely and continually says the words Remedios. Everyone is perplexed and have no idea what this means. The Professor gives the group three Dimensional Shackles to catch the Ekinblim with, a Teleportation Scroll, and _____
Jade has immediate reservations to this quest as kidnapping and experimenting on what could be innocent Ekinblim goes against her very Oath as a Paladin. Wing and Clip Clop seemingly have little reservations against this and are all too happy to help for the 15,000 gold reward. The group boards the train leaving the dorm and head off on their quest.
While on the train Jade pushes to go find a dryad tree over kidnapping an Ekinblim but Wing and Clip Clop think it would be better to find and capture an Ekinblim. After spending too long discussing what should be done, the group miss their stop and decide to stop at the next stop and catch the next train going the opposite way. The catch? It won’t be for another 30 minutes.
The group decide to wander around looking for any signs of an Ekinblim in the suburbs of ____. It proves to be not too difficult because the Ekinblim prey on the emotionally fragile. The group begins to look for any signs of emotional distress; badly tended lawns, dishevelled looking houses, or signs of substance abuse. After finding a terrible looking house and signs of sparkly dust Jade says she cannot be apart of what will happen next because of the nature of this quest.
So, the group decides to split up and meet back at the professors when their quests were complete. Jade going to find a dryad tree and Wing and Clip Clop going to confront the Ekinblim.
Clip Clop, seeing his archnemisis, a door, decides the best way to handle this issue would be to kick it down. After reducing the door to splinters they are met with a parent who is very distressed. His two children have been kidnapped and are being held by an Ekinblim at the Winking Rat, a local bar. After reaching the bar the two find the Ekinblim holding a sac with the two children on top of the roof of the bar. Upon seeing the two, the Ekinblim takes flight and tries to flee. Clip Clop gives a pair of the dimensional shackles to Flappy and flappy flies up and throws the shackles at the Ekinblim. Unfortunately, only one of the Ekinblims limbs is shackeld, but fortunately this prevents the Ekinblim from fully being able to escape! Wing and Clip Clop take the battle to the Ekinblim. After mainly failed attacks, and a little bit of light disfigurement to the children (thanks to Wing) the two are able to incapacitate the Ekinblim and get the second shackle affixed to it.
Meanwhile, Jade rides the train to the forest, has a lovely picnic, and speaks to the trees there. She asks each tree if they are a dryad tree, and after the 8th tree Jade finds luck! The dryad kindly agrees to give Jade a branch of her tree. Jade rides the train back to the community college.
Meanwhile Clip Clop and Wing make their way back to the Professor to deliver the Ekinblim to him (and have the children admitted to an infirmary to heal their disfigurement that was totally not Wings fault). The Professor teleports them to his secret office.
Meanwhile, Jade rides the train back to the Community College and stops off to see her daughter one last time before making her way to the Professor.
Clip Clop and Wing get some weird vibes from the Professor now as his demeanor seems to have changed a little bit. Professor So stretches out and he changes form and reveals that he is in fact… A Gold Dragon named Remedios, the same name Wing’s Frog of Holding was saying.
Professor So asks to see Wing’s Frog of Holding who in turn reveals its true form, a Changeling spy named Ren. The Changeling begins to violently vomit all the contents Wing has been stuffing inside of it. Professor So also reveals that the egg Wing is nursing is actually Remedoses and is a half dragon-half Ekinblim. Wing is scared about this and wants nothing to do with the Ekinblim-Dragon hybrid egg. Clip Clop tries to assure him that it’s all about how you raise the child and that it won’t necessarily turn out to be a brainwashing monster moth. Wing still refuses and wants nothing to do with it and gives the egg to Clip Clop, who accepts it. Professor So also replaces Wings Frog of Holding with an actual Frog of Holding that isn’t actually a Changeling spy.
A white haired child named Opie emerges with one red eye, Remedios’ research assistant, who knows Wing and gives him a hug. Opie heals Wing.
After he’s explained to them everything a Time dragon comes out and wipes their minds and the two have no idea what happened. Jade finally catches up with the two.
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