What if the Sex Defenders won?

Note 1: fixed part abt chris's ban reason, also i see wolvetron is *still* coping abt this and uh stand down u were using shotguns they were literally useless at the time (also u fired a single rocket shot that missed)
Note 2: Never duped (unlike chris and his oil rig crew since they clearly had the knowledge), never ddossed (just a stupid crashing bug with the version the srbr is running on) and never built a lag machine, stand down
Note 3: also a valid complaint is that alt history in this article is very short, ill try fix it but you guys misunderstand i have very little clue what went on this iteration so i cant write that much about it, but i wouldve stayed allied with oasis and rostov and against kiboko
 
The so called "Sex Wars" we're a conflict on Wojcraft 5, at the very start of the server. The player MaybeNotSheep5 decided it was time for Woj to see a new great nation and on the first day of the server entered a land not too far from spawn and made his home there, calling it the Sex Defenders.
The nation of the Sex Defenders grew fast with Razz and VX_Purger joining the team and logging on periodically. They we're the first to get villagers (without brewing which was disabled at the time) and soon they had built a grand fortress on their home, becoming more powerful at the same time. 
Due to a small bit of server mismanagement players in the Sex Defenders group were able to enjoy luxuries such as fully enchanted Netherite armour due to their villagers and for a small time a working Iron farm (Kim removed this as soon as he could but by the time he did multiple stacks of blocks were already farmed). Relationships with the three big nations at the time were good, especially with Rostov and Oasis. Kim even said the Sex Defenders were learning the Woj way, after building a new casino park and roleplaying much more on the server.
Sadly good times did not last long. When Chrissant first made his appearance on Woj 5 he was almost immediately banned for un-wojcrafty behaviour, mostly killing the Sex Defenders and annoying Kim enough to warrant a ban. One of Chrissant's friends, however, managed to slip through server security and started duping items (this friend explicitly stated that he was sent by Chrissant to dupe as many items as possible and to ruin the servers economy, weirdly enough Chrissant only had to ask Kim once to be unbanned and his request was granted, one of the biggest mistakes in Woj 5 history)
The dupe stash was discovered by the pirates and soon they claimed it as their "Booty", player MaybeNotSheep5 of the Sex Defenders finding it utterly retarded that the pirates thought they could keep any of the illegal treasure swiftly went over there and killed all four active pirates (Solesby, JerryTheNoob, MasterWolvetron, Laraners (EW!)), with the aid of Netherite armor (although he later decided that the netherite was too expensive to lose, proceeding to put on iron armour). During this time hackusations were thrown at MaybeNotSheep5, so he decided to share his screen to the pirates and in the voice call that followed we're possibly the best moments of Woj 5 history. 
The head Pirate, MasterWolvetron, was at this point already furious enough. His team had been absolutely demolished due to them using the shotguns which were at that time not fixed yet. Here the phrase "Stand Down" originated, making Wolvetron cope and seethe when MaybeNotSheep5 kept unmuting his mic and killing him and his team while saying the catchphrase. This was truly the highpoint for the Sex Defenders.
After this point the Pirates and the Sex Defenders became enemies. The Sex Defenders claimed wilderness next to the Pirate base and made a boat as a threat to the pirates. At this point Chrissant was unbanned and was hired by the Pirates against the Sex Defenders. The Pirates said in their newspaper that a war would be coming if the Sex Defenders did not remove their boat next to the Pirate base. The Sex Defenders leader, not having read this (lmao fuckin idiot), did not remove it.
And so it was that during a normally peaceful day on Woj Razz and Sheep were calmly building their meeting room when suddenly the pirates declared war. Not knowing the Pirates were going to declare war a treaty was quickly signed and the boat removed. The Pirates, however, had enraged the Sex Defenders into preparing to attack them the next day. 
The next day the Sex Defenders got ready for war and attacked Rostov, in hopes of luring the Pirates to log on (nothing personal Kim), who proceeded to warlog. The Sex Defenders crew was prepared against the the Pirates as suddenly Chrissant, with the revolutionary combat tactic of beds, launched an assault on the Sex Defenders HQ. The Sex Defenders were so desparate that they tried bribing Chrissant to stop his assault, but the Pirates had purchased an unbreakable contract. Chrissants crew was unbeatable, prompting the leader of the Sex Defenders to use an exploit to crash the server and get banned. 
But what if the Pirates were not prepared that second day? What if the Sex Defenders won against all odds? Here is what would have happened friends:
The Sex Defenders were out for total victory that day, no doubt if they had the chance they would have burned the pirate base to the ground. Solesby and JerryTheNoob would have joined Chrissants crew (like they later did) and fought against the Sex Defenders, but at that time they had no base. Rostov would have remained safe as the Sex Defenders never had any true hostile intentions towards them. The only true difference would be that instead of a cowardly nation of Pirates that promised to help against Chrissant, but never did, Wojcraft would have a better equipped nation to fight Chrissant and his servants and Mongoler Republic would not have gotten near-totally fucked. 
Kim himself said the Sex Defenders were learning the Woj ways, but Wojcraft would have been better this way.
Some say that after the Sex Defender HQ was removed from the map with Janny Powers the land was cursed forevermore, and since then any structure built on the land would fall into ruin, just like their predecessor.