William H. McGonagall

William H. McGonagall is a spacefaring nincompoop.
He appears first in 'Confessions of a Space Librarian' and later in 'Drummond the Intergalactic Robotic Manservant'.
William wears a beard and is a pipe smoker. He is somewhere in his 50s.
He is a lapsed pastafarian.
He is a citizen of the Federation of Planet, Satellites and Orbitals.
Biography
Early Life and Family
Bill was born in Leatherhead, Surrey, England.
He was very nearly called Jamiroquai. 
He has an Aunt ; Mrs Godzilla Vastbiscuit and an Uncle Vastbiscuit.
Bill has an Uncle Harry Potter and a Great Aunt Optimus Prime.
Bill considered his to be an old and well respected family:
My family had been in the FPSO since time immemorial and while one didn't want to boast about it, my great-grandfather fought at the battle of Tyin (I say fought, 'present at' would be a more accurate statement perhaps. Watching from a safe distance if he had any sense).
Career
In his younger days (thirty years prior to his arrival on Trefflemore) he served five years on a deep space research vessel in the Cygnus Arm. Whatever it was he did on the vessel he had greatly exaggerated it on his CV by the time he got to the University of Plimsil.
Bill served as a 'Librarian and Poetry Officer' onboard the Deep Space Research Vessel, The Hallion for six years.
After that he became the Chair of Ancient Poetry at the University of Plimsil on the planet of Trefflemore. Miss Wittershall, a Trefflemorian, was superior to him.
While at the University he worked on his magnum opus, Works of Hadaa Sendoo and his Influence on the Tau Ceti civilisations.
Interests
Bill has a love of ancient Mongolian poetry. Sadly his disseration on the subject (a work of years) was destroyed when the Hallion's reactor exploded.
Romance
Bill is not by nature romantic but he had a liason with Jean Styler on the Pseudo-Earth planet and was once persued by a Trefflemorian known as Miss Wittershall.
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