Bander

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Bander is a character featured in the Kiddie Channel television show Fuzzy Friends, created by Chaister Garrincha and Braddock Schroeder.
== Quotes ==
#(to audience, Around the World in 20 Minutes): ...
#(to raccoon): "Okay okay, I'm sorry!"
#(to everyone, Hey, Can You Give Me a Hand?): "I'm going to discover the origin of the universe!"
#(to everyone, in episode): "All you needed was a new battery, guys. But since I'm here, why don't I try and upgrade your system? I can wire it so you can run your TV, cable, phone, lights and fridge, all from your computer. Okay, all patched together. Let's see how this works."
#(to everyone, in episode): "Sorry about the lights, everyone. I should have it fixed in a few minutes. I reset the circuit breaker!"
#(to everyone, in episode): "That's the best you could do? It's not even grammatically correct. Luckily, I brought reinforcements."
#(to everyone, in episode): "Look! This evidence proves they were lying about the truth!"
#(to everyone, Things You Can't Live Without): "Guys, I'm so glad you're back! [One] and [the other] aren't very good conversationalists."
#(to dog, Don't Bite Everything That Works): "You should really quit while you're still ahead. All of this is gonna find a way of coming back to you."
#(to dog): "Come on, do we have to tell you every single time? Running away from problems just makes them worse!"
#(to everyone, That's Not Going To Do Well For My Reputation!): "I can't even conceptualize this in my mind, out of reading it over-and-over again!"
#(to everyone, That's Not Going To Do Well For My Reputation!): "Stuff like this shouldn't happen out of thin air. And it should not be normalized."
#(to everyone, That's Not Going To Do Well For My Reputation!): "Like, they just want to push the toy narrative at any time they can."
#(in Sugar, Spice and Something Nice): "In my big book of party cakes, there is either a [big cake] or a [small cake]. So what now?"
#(to dog, No More Crazy Business): "No, listen to me. If she's deemed too unfit, maybe I can convince a judge to be there."
#(to everyone, in episode): "I must reverse this at once! Wait here."
#(to others, in episode): "Everybody stop! That is a black hole, not a leap-frog pad."
#(to tiger, in episode): "This [song] is melting my brain. And now it's stuck in my head!"
#(to everyone, in episode): "Here we are. Pretty much the only thing that can stop the growing at such an enormous rate!"
#(to tiger, Escape from Longshore Island): "Ah, yes. The many specimens are quite noteworthy."
#(in No More Crazy Business): "Hopefully, this will help you to better understand how a sequential, standards based music education, taught be a certified music teacher can impact people of..."
#(to everyone, in episode): "If everyone contributes to society, it's essential to do all the important jobs. There are firefighters, doctors, chefs, builders, and... wait a minute, who are those people who arrest bad guys again?"
#(to everyone, Escape from Longshore Island): "These rocks evolved in 2020. They're also able to adapt!"
#(in Fuzzy Friends Republished): "And they made 'Fuzzy Friends Remastered', which may not have necessarily been legal."
#(in The Spirit of Holidays Present): "People around the world celebrate Christmas in their own ways. Here are some photos that show what the holiday looks like in different places."
#(to dog, Mind Your Decisions): "[Brighella] tried to pull a bunch of jokes for April Fool's Day. Long story short, she miscalculated that one, big time!"
#(to dog, in episode): "Don't worry about it. Just think of this as a natural confluence of events."
#(to everyone, Escape from Longshore Island): "So yeah, I see [this] as a surviving species that weathered the extinction level of dinosaurs!"
#(to everyone, in episode): "Since all of our ideas involve total destruction of humanity, why don't we just make a compromise?"
#(in Schooling Lessons): "It's easy for me to be passionate about education. The progress of the world depends almost on..."
#(to everyone, That's Not Going To Do Well For My Reputation!): "I know, but what can we do? They're bigger than us, stronger than us, and their bedtime is way later than ours! Which skills can be categorized in these areas?"
#"Now, I tried to research where the company was registered, but I couldn't find any conclusive results, though I did get a..."
#"In this experiment, we will determine how the power output will affect the lift time of a constant mass as it is lifted to extreme heights."
#"My purpose of these lessons is to go over as much factual evidence and similarities as possible, so we can come to some kind of conclusion, but even when I provide concrete proof, there are still people out there who say they're not copied!"
#"The factual accuracy is disputed. Many sources may be inadequate as they do not add any relevant discussions. Please ensure that disputed statements are reliably sourced."
#"The first anniversary gift is traditionally made of paper, since your lives together are still a blank slate. The delicate, yet strong, properties of paper make it the perfect symbol for the first year of marriage."
#"I found this poem in a book about an illuminated poet that talks about ourselves. I thought it was so magnificent. It moved me very much."
#"Family is important to me, for me family are the people who are there when you need it. They pick you up when you fall. Love you unconditionally and never give up."
#"In watching a concrete child and a formal adolescent solve the operational problem, what difference would be evident?"
#"To answer that, we must realize that they were a tireless reviser of their own work during their lifetime."
#"The purpose of this study is to describe how gender is portrayed and to determine how gender roles are depicted and defined in a selection of modern and contemporaneous works."
#"As we all know, a left shift means oxygen is bound to hemoglobin very strongly. All of the DPG will not be available until 24 hours after transfusion."
#"Your argument is invalid because it uses circular reasoning. This contract cannot be legally proved, see?"
#"Characters, setting, plot, conflict, point of view, and theme are six key elements for writing fiction. Characters are the people, animals, or..."
#"Think about what these people, the ones who are here, working for and with you, need now. The short answer is they need to be seen for whoever they are."
#"Because if they were the exact same, they wouldn't even exist from the lawsuits!"
#"Thanks to everyone for the answers, it's never going to be easy, but let's have an open honest discussion about what everyone wants going forward."
#"Admitting you were wrong shows that you care about getting it right. Recognizing moments of bad judgment is a step toward demonstrating good judgment."
#"They were found to have highest amount of disease-fighting biomarkers."
#"It's the questions with no answers that teach us something. They teach us how to think."
#"High quality example sentences with “a sense of nature” in context from reliable sources."
#"Hold on. I can solve this using categorical arbitration."
#"Cool! A projective criterion to the coordinate plane."
#"These lessons I make exist to help explain what's going on with evidence mixed in with satire and a little bit of theory, and finally one day, we can realize that..."
#"Recursively sort the rest of the list, then insert the one left-over item where it belongs in the list, like adding a card to the ones you've already sorted."
#"Now before we get to the warfare, I think it's only fair to give a little backstory to the property [this item]'s trying to imitate."