The People Have Learned Kung Fu!

This is the first episode in the anime show named Battle Royale!.
==Transcript ==
Narrator: On a island named Kung Fu Island, a kung fu experience with a master named Shifu, but you called Old Master.
Old Master: My assistant, come here.
Assistant Lucas-san: Yes, Master?
Old Master: Follow me to the crystal ball.
Assistant Lucas-san: Yes, Master. *follows the old master at the crystal ball*
Old Master: You see, I found another location in Earth, is Ogaville.
Assistant Lucas-san: Ogaville?
Old Master: Yes, is an city with big bulidings and bridges. All the places like the Style Store or Pine Tower.
Assistant Lucas-san: Can we go there?
Old Master: No, my assistant, we can go there soon. I need a rest, now.
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the Style Store, there's a new teenager in stylist.
Akka: There you go.
Woman: Thanks for a new jean and T-shirt.
Akka: Thank you.
Jesska: Hey, I bought a special jean and a dirty dress, you suck.
Akka: I didn't suck.
Jesska: Well, you are.
Akka: I'll get you for that, when I teach kung fu.
Timhaos: Hey, Akka.
Akka: Hey, dude. *claps* How are you?
Timhaos: Good, you?
Akka: Bad.
Timhaos: What?
Akka: You see, I was bad. About a special and a dirtest dress.