Super Mario World; King Koopa Scoopa Alternate Episode

This is something that a friend of mine wanted to talk about, but he is currently sick and he doesn't want to get his stuff covered with his germs, so I am writing this out for him. Just a heads up though, since the following description I am about to talk to you about is from an alternate version of my favorite Super Mario World episode, King Koopa Scoopa.
I won't get into the details right away though. Let's do a little backstory first so I can clarify who I am much easier. My name is Hunter Boyd Wyatt. I am currently 17 years old, and I am about to turn 18 next week. I live with my friend Charlie at an apartment complex at Myrtle Beach, and we really love it there. We usually watch films through our DVD Player that is connected to our HDMI TV, and we also own the now-released PlayStation 5, which we use to play all types of PlayStation games from the past, since it has complete backwards compatibility, all the way down to the first PlayStation.
One day though, I got bored and wanted to bring back memories of the Super Mario cartoons. They were bad, yes, but they were somehow still enjoyable. In fact, some episodes actually have a really good rating online. I decided to go see if any of the DVDs were on Ebay… and to my surprise, I managed to only find 1 DVD from the series... but it was different. It was a blank case with a sticker on the top left of it that said "Super Mario TV-MA Episode". I raised an eyebrow in confusion, wondering why the case said that. I was thinking that it was nothing more than a joke and bought the DVD. Shockingly, it was $50, which I have rarely seen for a single DVD. No DVDs in my area cost any higher than $35, unless it was a complete series set, like the original Batman series for example. It costs $70.
It strangely took a few weeks for it to get delivered, so I played on my PS5 with my friend to pass the time. We also decided to watch some movies on our DVD Player, like Jaws, Sponge Out Of Water, Silence of the lambs, etc.
Finally, the DVD arrived, and the person who delivered it actually decided to come up to my door and ring the doorbell, so he could give it to me personally, just in case I forgot to check the mailbox if it was put in there. I walked up the front door, and opened it. Sure enough, the delivery man was at the door, and handed me the package containing the DVD. I thanked him and handed him the $50 that was owed for the DVD, and he gave me a handshake and left. He was a pretty nice person.
I walked in and decided to carefully open the packaging, making sure I didn't damage it. But when I opened it... My jaw dropped with shock. There was no case in it. Just a blank CD with a Sharpie mark on it that said "SMW Unknown Episode". I knew what SMW stood for, though. It stood for Super Mario World. Curious, I took it out of the box and... Shockingly, it was in mint condition. No scratches, no damage... Nothing.
I was even more curious and decided to put it into my DVD player. I opened up the Disk tray, and took out the Jaws DVD I had in there recently. After that, I placed the blank SMW CD in the disk tray, and closed it. For some reason, it took at least 10 exact minutes for it to read the DVD, despite it not even being damaged. However, I noticed that something was wrong right away. My DVD player started to make a weird sound, like a faint screech every 15 seconds, as if it was having trouble reading the disc.
I expected that though, since my DVD player is very old and will make that sound sometimes when trying to read a severely damaged disc. However, it would run the film perfectly fine with no errors, regardless if it was minorly or majorly damaged, unless it was the top part of the DVD that was damaged. However, I noticed something else was wrong when the DVD started. The N-Circle logo was not there. Nor was the legal tender that was supposed to be in it. I shrugged thinking it was probably recorded on it. Strangely... The DVD went straight to the episode. And it was surprisingly normal through the intro. Literally, it was actually the only thing that was normal in this episode. After the intro, however... I was shocked at what I was looking at.
On the screen was a bunch of dead Chickendactyls, or whatever they're called, all over the ground inside the Koopa Scoopa restaurant. Fortunately, to my relief, there was no blood. but the sight of those poor creatures made me sob a little. It stayed there for about 30 seconds before the camera panned over to the rear door, and showed Koopa walk in. Somehow, his voice was normal. He said "Time to cook up some delicious Chickendactyls for my new restaurant. I'm gonna earn so many gold coins off of the cavepeople, that I'll be the richest Koopa to ever live!" He let out an evil laughter and walked over to the chickendactyls… and the screen faded out. Then it went to Mario and Luigi walking around the town, and just happily chatting with the cavepeople. Mario was somehow worried that the day would turn out bad, but he didn't want to ruin this day for Luigi.
Then Mario got a sniff of the air. "Mamma mia, is that-a meat I smell?" he asked with a worried look on his face. Luigi then sniffed the air too, and was shocked. "Yep, definitely stinky meat" Luigi said, looking concerned. "Maybe we should check it out", Mario said. They decided to follow the scent and... it led to the Koopa Scoopa restaurant. Mario knew what was going on right away, as he suddenly got angry. "Aha! There's where the smell is coming from", Mario yelled triumphantly. Luigi agreed, and they decided to take a closer look. They entered through the back door, where Koopa was in, but he somehow didn't even notice the Mario brothers were in his kitchen. He was too busy.
Mario decided to go to the first door, and Luigi went to the second. What Luigi saw scared the living daylights out of him, and me. What was in the second room? Well... a bunch of chickendactyl skeletons, completely stripped of any meat whatsoever. Luigi shivered and whispered "Psst. Mario, come take a look at this." Mario noticed and decided to look. He too was scared. He found out what was going on right away. "That fiendish Koopa", Mario said with an angry look on his face. "He is so not getting away with this". Koopa finally spotted them. "So, look who decided to waltz into my kitchen before the grand opening", Koopa said as he laughed. "You won't stop me this time Mario. I already killed every chickendactyl on this entire planet, and now there are none left. I used them all to make my meat for this restaurant, and you will never be able to save them now!"
Luigi was now furious. "Why I oughta-" Luigi said stopping himself. "Guess what Koopa, You ain't gonna get away with cold-blooded murder! And I'm gonna make sure of that!" Mario said as he pulled out a fire flower and became Super Mario. I was happy to see him about to beat Bowser once again. Somehow... When he defeated Bowser, He decided to actually burn him to death with the fireballs, and Luigi watched with a happy look on his face. "That's what ya get when you mess with us Koopa!" Luigi said.
After Mario finished, he walked back to Luigi as his normal self. "Ok Luigi, let's get rid of this place". And they did just that. They destroyed the place one punch at a time, which was odd. Normally they wouldn't be able to destroy buildings in their normal forms, but I guess this was intended for something else. After they finished with that, they went back to the town, and everyone cheered for them. "Thank you all", Mario said with a happy look on his face, as the episode faded to black. Then the credits appeared, but it was the credits with the real life Mario doing his famous "Do the Mario" dance from The Super Mario Brothers Super Show. But I was happy Mario finally defeated Koopa once and for all in this episode. After the credits, the episode ended, and so did the DVD... but after that, the DVD corrupted and stopped working.
I was disappointed about that, but was also glad this episode still had a happy ending. I told my friend about this, and apparently he secretly recorded the whole episode so we could re-watch it over and over. I thanked him so much that I decided to give him one of my old gaming handhelds, which was my GameBoy Color. I was happy about this whole thing… And I was more happy about the fact that Mario finally got his revenge on Koopa properly.
Now you know all about this missing episode. I wish I could upload it, but I'm worried it might be owned by Viacom along with the rest of the series. So I'm gonna play safe and avoid posting it on here. But when I have another strange episode I want to talk about, I will talk about it another time. But until then, please stay safe and take care of yourself and others.
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