How To Make Everyone In The Discord Server Like You (Joke)

ADDITIONAL AUTHOR'S NOTE: 
This entire page is a joke. Please don't use it to justify anything you do in the Discord server. No one will find it funny if you do any of these things, except for me who's laughing at your stupidity.
Are YOU tired of being ignored for more than 5 seconds by people you don't even know? Well, look no further than my epic "How To Make Everyone In The Discord Server Like You" tutorial! We will go through all the radical and cool things YOU can do to get popular in the Discord server. Let's get into it!
1. So, first thing you'll wanna do is name yourself something vulgar, cause vulgar = funni!!!!! So, go ahead and name yourself [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS], it'll get the whole squad laughing.
2. Okay, now that you have your cool and awesome Discord nickname, next what you'll want to do is to spam message upon message of the same exact topic, preferably a sensitive one to make you seem like an edgelord cause that's what gets everyone hollering.
3. Now, what if you want to post a page? Well, first off, don't go into the idea critique and inspiration, cause your idea is already the best out there, and everyone there is a bozo anyways. Then, post your awesome page (preferably with minimal wikitext. That nerd shit ruins your work!) in the writing critique channel, then repeatedly ping every offline person there is. If none respond to your page that needs immediate attention in more than ten seconds, feel free to ping everyone in the entire server! this way, everyone will see your awesome page, and be amazed by your godly writing skills.
4. Now, what happens if some kind soul takes the time to give your work critique? Well, first off, how DARE they find fault in your masterpiece! Secondly, respond with some deviation of "Oh yeah thanks but I don't give a shit", to show how confident and spectacular you and your page are. Then, proceed to post your page as it is without applying any of the aforementioned crit. Once your page is published, everyone is GUARANTEED to swoon at how amazing your page is.
5. Now, what if one of the mods delete your page for "rule-breaking"? Well, all you simply have to do is send them death threats, cyberbully and dox them, that way they'll be so scared that they'll never go online for the rest of their lives and you can post your page again without interruption (without making any changes, of course).
6. Additionally, you should pester mods for various roles such as admin, author, image, embed perms, verified, and basically every role, because you are God and deserve everything. If they refuse, do what you did to the mod in step 5.
7. You can also try complaining about how no one pays attention to you, which will instantly gain you sympathy and everyone will drop what they were doing to talk to you. All you have to do is ask.
8. Aw, man. The mods banned you for "Being an asshole", whatever that means. Well, whatever. All you have to do now is either make a new account and repeat everything again, or raid the Discord server! It's THAT simple!
With your newfound knowledge of how to be the most popular person in the Discord server, get out there and get everyone to like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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