Qingxian and Longya try to Separate Figurative Language from Literacy

Mo Qingxian: Oh, my dear Longya, I'm so happy we both are safeguarded by those who really want us as a perfect loving couple~
Longya Yuezheng: Me too, Qingxian, I know international people such as Americans like us this way.
Qingxian: Really? Well, that convinces me that Chinese people aren't the only ones who want us like this. No matter how many times I say I love you, we'll always be together forever.
Longya: I'm feeling the same way. *kisses Qingxian on the lips in about one minute*
(suddenly, a demon of misunderstanding breaches them and uses her to impale him with her still kissing him)
Qingxian: L-Longya, when I said we would be together forever, I don't mean like this! *struggles to get herself out of his abdomen*
Longya: But...*shaky breaths*...who used you... to stab me? *breath heavily shaking*
Qingxian: I don't know! *straining* I'm stuck!
Longya: Hang on, my blossom.... *continues breathing shakily* ...I'll get you out of me. How about... *coughs slightly* ...we'll grab each-other's hands?
Qingxian: This is gonna be gory if you pull me out too slow...
(both straining)
Mickey Mouse: Gosh, what is going on?
Qingxian: Mickey Mouse? Oh, am I so glad to see you this close. You see, Longya is trying to pull me out of his body, but this is going too slow!
Longya (continues straining): I can't get her out that fast! H-how am I going to split us both up?
Mickey: Don't worry, sir, this looks like a job for... *dashes away to change his outfit* ...Dr. Mickey, ready to check you up!
Minnie Mouse: And Nurse Minnie! I've got all the tools to help you two go right. Let's see. *digs out her first aid kit* Hmm.... Oh, I think some pliers will get the yellow and purple lady out.
Qingxian: That's right... *straining lightly* ...I'm Mo Qingxian, the yellow and purple lady. The boy with the black and white hair by halves whom I'm terribly stuck to is Longya Yuezheng. *panting* He's trying to pull me out by grabbing my hands... *exhales* ...but I can't budge!
Minnie: It's all right, Mo, I think this can get you out in a jiffy. *uses her pliers to grab Qingxian's waist*
Longya: M-M-Mickey, what if I die?
Mickey: Calm down, Mr. Longya, you're going to be OK. Now, let me check your heart.
Qingxian: *gasps in panic as she looks around her body* Minnie....
Minnie (straining): Hang in there, I'm doing my best.
Qingxian: ...it's still too slow and I'm getting covered in blood.
Mickey: Hmm... something tells me that his heart is beating too fast because his breathing is not steady.
Longya: Oh, sweet mother of Confucius, I'm about to die!
Offscreen voice of Mikan Tsumiki: Not while I'm here!
Minnie: Huh?
Mickey: Who is that?
Mikan Tsumiki: Mikan Tsumiki, the Ultimate Nurse, to the rescue! I'm going to help you take out the lady you're having a problem with pulling.
Longya: Sh-she's Mo Qingxian, the one I'm in love with. I'm Longya Yuezheng. *coughs lightly* I-I'm getting in peril! You must help me this instant!
Mikan: Why not? Mickey Mouse's checkup is such a little waste of time. *grabs Minnie Mouse who's still using pliers to pull out Qingxian while Mickey clutches Longya's ankle*
Minnie (continues straining): Almost got it...
(Mikan and Minnie grunt as they ultimately pull Qingxian out of Longya's abdomen)
Longya: Wh...wh-wh-what just happened? I am alive?
Mickey: Yep, you sure are.
Qingxian: I'm OK, but-- *gasps in horror* Blood! BLOOD! I'M ALL SMOTHERED IN BLOOD! *screaming in panic*
Longya: Qingxian, I--
Qingxian: THIS IS ABHORRENT! I HAVE TO GO GET MYSELF CLEANED UP! *runs away from everybody else* Thanks, you three!
Minnie (waving): Very happy to help, Mo~
Mikan: ...with the elemental feeling of hope inside me.
Longya: But, Qingxian--
Mickey: Now, Mr. Longya, just stay here. The nurses and I will work out something to make you feel whole.
Longya: I can't let Qingxian get away from me, Mickey, she's my perfect date!
Mickey: Yeah, I know, but she said she's going to clean the blood off of herself, so why don't you just hold still? Getting up in a state like this might make your body feel worse.
Minnie: Mickey's right. Mikan and I have some ointment and bandages to heal your body...
Mikan: ...so be patient to let us clean it first.
Longya (stands up and starts running): Qingxian? Qingxian?! Please, listen to what I'm going to say!
Minnie: Where did he go?
Mikan: I believe he's trying to catch up with Mo Qingxian who was briefly a victim of such a crude prank. Mickey, why don't you get help from some folks of the Great Crossover? Minnie and I will prepare the cleaning supplies.
Mickey: You can count on me, Mikan.
(scene fades to Pooh Bear and Piglet sitting on the logs in Pooh's house by the Hundred Acre Wood)
Winnie the Pooh: What a beautiful day it is, Piglet~
Piglet: Oh, why, yes, Pooh, it sure is, with the blue sky and white puffy clouds-- I love it when all the flowers are everywhere~
Pooh: And this pot of honey makes me feel good, thanks to the bees who also helped the flowers. Not a terrible thing will happen in here like--
Qingxian (running into the Hundred Acre Wood): BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vocaloid coming through!!!!!!!!!
Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-d-dear, what is that?
Pooh: Blood, she says? *looks carefully at a trail of blood* Oh, bother... this is not good.
Longya (starting to catch up): Qingxian!!!!!!! Sorry to disturb your peace, little ones, but have you seen my beloved Mo Qingxian? She is the one who is yellow and purple and I want her to listen to what I'm going to say.
Pooh: I think she went this way...
Piglet: ...l-leaving a t-tr-trail of b-b-b-b-bl-blood past this house.
Longya: Thanks, I hope she can't hide from me. *resumes running* Qingxian, where are you going?!
Mickey: Mr. Longya! Oh, Pooh Bear, Piglet, I'm trying to stop Mr. Yuezheng, but he just started to escape. Can you help me find him?
Pooh: Of course, Mickey, he went the same way she ran.
Piglet: B-b-but that's not all; there's a t-t-trail of blood in the Hundred Acre Wood! I c-c-c-can't bear looking at it!
Mickey: It's OK, I'll stop him quickly. Thanks for the help as well. *resumes dashing*
Pooh: Perhaps a smackeral more can make me feel better. *dips his paw into the honey and proceeds to eat it as he looks away from the trail of blood*
Piglet: I wish someone would clean up the mess I've seen.
(Qingxian screaming as she continues running)
Longya: Qingxian!!!!!!!
Mickey: Mr. Longya, wait!
Gopher (rising out of the ground): What issss that unusual noisssse?
Qingxian (stops running to encounter Gopher): Hey, you! I need you to give me a place to hide. I don't have time to explain because Longya Yuezheng is trying to catch me up in a state like this!
Gopher: I can dig one for you, misssssssssssss, after all, I wasssss born to dig. Here we go~ *starts digging a big hole*
Longya (offscreen): Qingxian, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qingxian: Hurry up! I can't let him see me like this!
Gopher (finishes digging): Okey-dokey, it'ssssssssssss big enough. Jump in here.
Qingxian: Thanks, might as well give it a try... *jumps into the hole Gopher has completely dug* Let the peach blossoms bloom~!
Longya: Qingxian, come back! I just want to say something to you!
Mickey: All right, Mr. Longya, just settle down. Minnie and Mikan are just getting preparations to make your body go right.
Longya: But, Mickey, I want to say something to Qingxian!
(cut to Qingxian and Gopher under the ground)
Qingxian: Once again, I would like to thank you for hiding me. Now in return, I shall introduce myself. *stands up* My name is Mo Qingxian, and I'm one of the 6 Vsinger Vocaloids born in the Chinese mainland. I'm also one of the four females in the same company and my colors are yellow and purple.
Gopher: It'sssssssss been my pleasure, Misssssssssss Mo, I'm SSSSSSSSSSamuel J. Gopher and I live underneath the Hundred Acre Wood.
Qingxian: Can I just call you Gopher?
Gopher: Of courssssssssssssse.
Qingxian: So, the Hundred Acre Wood, you say? Well, I ran into the entrance because Longya can't stop chasing me covered in blood. I wish I can get cleaned up since we're down here.
Gopher: Well, Misssssssssss Mo, I know sssssssssomething that will get you cleaned up. 
(cut to Minnie Mouse and Mikan Tsumiki packing their first-aid kit and clinical tool bag in front of Minnie's porch)
Minnie: I have been kidnapped so many times by that brute Pete, but Mickey always knows how to figure things out in order to rescue me from him.
Mikan: That was quite dramatic. I have to admit I get crazy sometimes.
(both hear Monophanie appearing to them out of the blue)
Monophanie: Why, hello bear! I'm Monophanie, the only girl of the Monokubs!
Minnie: Hi, Monophanie! I'm Minnie Mouse and this is Mikan Tsumiki, the Ultimate Nurse. She hasn't seen you before.
Mikan: Hello~
Monophanie: A nurse, you say? Oh, I see. So, I was on a lone mission when daddy was breaking down in the robot factory. My specialty is to bring him flowers, but I don't think that's enough. While I save some for him, can you pick and gather some for somebody else?
Minnie: You betcha! I can play more roles just like Mickey.
Mikan: Say, Monophanie, I've been always wondering why you and I represent the franchise called DanganRonpa. Do you have a hope side?
Monophanie: Yes, I think so. My hope is that everybody will feel free to do as they wish.
(cut to Mickey checking on Longya's body with his stethoscope)
Mickey (rolling his eyes): Hmm... his heart is OK, but there's a hole in his body. Who put poor Mo in there like this? Mr. Longya, can you hear me? *stares at the unconscious Longya* I guess he fainted when continuing to call out for her.
== Voice cast ==
* Ming Yue as Mo Qingxian
* Jie Zhang as Longya Yuezheng
* Bret Iwan as Mickey Mouse
* Debi Derryberry as Minnie Mouse
* Stephanie Sheh as Mikan Tsumiki
* Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh
* Travis Oates as Piglet
* Michael Gough as Gopher
* Natalie Hoover as Monophanie
== MMD settings ==
* Mo Qingxian (made by Sour暄)
* Longya Yuezheng
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