Rattlesnake Jake

Rattlesnake Jake battled Jake Roberts in Rattlesnake Jake Vs. Jake Roberts. He was voiced by EpicJones1.
==Information on the Rapper==
Raddlesnake Jake is the secondary antagonist of the Nickelodeon animated film Rango, and a foil/rival to the title character. He was voiced by Bill Nighy, famous for the role of Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean, and in fact serves a similar role within the wild Western setting compared to Davy Jones' presence on the seas. An oversized rattlesnake with a gun barrel for a tailpiece, Jake is widely known and feared by the other critters of the Mojave Desert and has a demon-esque/otherworldly reputation, though it is never clarified whether he is actually a supernatural entity. He seems to be inspired by the villainous cowboy Angel Eyes from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, which is supported by the fact that a much more obvious representation of that same film's protagonist also appears in Rango as a spiritual vision experienced by the eponymous lizard.
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1:===
You don't wanna tread upon the Davy Jones of the Mojave, man;
I speak the truth foretelling your death, unlike owl mariachi bands.
A venom-spitting, Fear-and-Loathing-spreading Western baddie,
Making this deal grislier than any business with your daddy!
Even Diamond Dallas Page can't save your soul once I attack;
No resurrection from your grave dug by this demon diamondback.
The Undertaker's squat next to this Boot Hill-filling death machine;
A Stone-Cold killer, whipping your ass worse than Austin 3:16!
I'm a living legend; you're a wasted druggie with a mullet!
Slaying you half-a-dozen-plus-one times won't take a single bullet.
When I'm done, no one will buy it that you ever did exist!
I'll let the sheriff here warn you once, though; "brother", tell it like it is.
===Verse 2:===
Vegas isn't far; you wanna bet upon your boasts?
Like Lucas Brothers Moving Company, I'll turn you into a ghost!
Blindside you worse than Rick Martel, and leave you seeing only stars;
Constrict you with my words, and hit you hard like Honky Tonk's guitar!
You won't be born a third time once I'm finished; guts are gonna spurt!
This serpent's style's straight-up saturated; yours is dry as Dirt.
If you don't sign away your title and skip town forevermore,
I'll spill the Beans that are your eyeballs out your skull onto the floor.
===Verse 3:===
You've gone bats as Balthazar if I've been hearing you correct;
You're hardly worthy of a hat-tip from me, much less my respect!
This town ain't big enough for two Jakes; if you'd dream of winning this fight,
You're in for such a harsh awakening, Rick Rude would look polite!
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