Double T

"No one would love to get their hands off from this shitty, sucky bike. Presenting the Double T, capable of losing your health once crashed upon anything."
-Description
The Dinka Double T is a motorcycle in Grand Theft Auto 5, but it's not widely used, due to the fact that it's design kickstarted both of it's features - One being so-called "safety measures" by adding a front windscreen, and the other was simply the con of speeding in motorcycles which sends you flying once crashed. This motorcycle is the best pick if you want to purposely crash yourself while tricking your Youtube subscriber's eyes into the safety designs of it, as a small bump gets you flung out and in the worst case, being rammed by other vehicles.
==Design==
The motorcycle's design was entirely stolen the design from the Honda CBR1000RR, showing you how lazy the developers are. It has a lot of stunning colors to choose from, but there's no extra accessories purchasable in Los Santos Customs to protect yourself.
==Performance==
Although it stated that this motorcycle's speed is over 190+mph, but you still can't trust the developers lying around. It started off slow, then medium, then fast, making this the poorest choice to escape butthurt LSPD cops that goes all aggresive on you just because you accidentally tapped their cow vehicle. The acceleration process pretty much give this motorcycle an advantage at the later part of any race as it sends you flying like a bullet and a bump pushes you all the way to the finish line, leaving the motorcycle behind to obstruct oncoming players from winning.
==Mission Appearances==
*Micheal was called by lazy dumb Scientologists to steal this vehicle instead of buying it themselves.
==Location==
*Can be bought for $12,000.
*Can be easily stolen from Scientologists.
*In the Micheal-believing-Scientology mission "Assuming the Truth".
**Oops, the mission name should be "Assuming the Lies".
==Trivia==
*The perverted developers had named this vehicle the Double T for a meaning:
**The name "Double-T" has got indecent value; If you read Double-T like TT, it sounds like the word "tittie," a slang name for a woman's breasts. It may also be a play on "titi" which is Filipino for penis.
*​The developers lied to you. The actual speed is sucky, and it's the least powerful motorcycle in GTA 5.
*The developers lack common sense - there's no speedometer for this vehicle.
*The Scientologists might be broke, since they need Micheal to steal one instead of buying it themselves.
*The butthurt GTA fans that ran the official wikia had actually misinformed the public to use it because it's "fast".