Dynamic X-Men/To Me, My X-Men! Part 1

To Me, My X-Men! Part 1 is the first issue of the comic series Dynamic X-Men.
==Transcript (unfinished)==
A few people are seen outside of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters putting up a sign that reads "grand reopening!" A man whose face isn't shown stands in front of the building. He pulls out a letter that reads "It's finally reopening. If you want to come back, we'd be happy to have you." The man smiles at the note. Later, Scott Summers and Jean Grey are seen sleeping next to each other. Jean gets up and the man's seen crouching at the window.
*???: Hey.
*Jean: Aah!
The man is revealed to be Wolverine.
*Logan: How are ya, Jean?
Jean throws a pillow at Logan, hitting him in the face.
*Jean: God, do you know how much you scared me just now?!
Scott gets up to check on Jean.
*Scott: Jean, what's wrong...?
*Logan: Hey, Slim.
*Scott: Oh, if it isn't the man trying to bang my girlfriend...
*Jean: Don't phrase it like that.
*Scott: But it's true!
*Logan: Good to see you too, Slim...
*Scott: What're you even doing here, Logan?!
*Logan: She invited me back for this semester as a teacher.
Scott looks at Jean.
*Jean: We need someone like him here for the students.
*Scott: ...No, we don't...
*Jean: Yes we do.
*Scott: Explain to me how exact--
*Logan: You know, Slim, I knew you'd have that reaction.
Logan crawls inside.
*Logan: And that's why I accept.
*Scott: You son of a...
*Jean: He's Logan, Scott. I know you don't like him, but he'd be a good influence on the students.
Scott looks at Logan, who smugly smiles at him.
*Scott: God, help us all...
*Logan: Got that right, Slim.
Later, Storm and Beast are seen in a garden together. Storm is taking care of a bonsai tree and Beast is hanging upside down from a larger tree reading a newspaper.
*Hank: "Grand reopening of Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters". Doesn't feel particularly "grand", but I suppose it would be a much bigger deal from an outsider's perspective.
*Ororo: Speak for yourself, Hank. I cannot even remember the last time the school was open to the world! I can't wait to get to know all of my future students!
*Hank: Well, now that you mention it, I suppose I am quite excited to see my students as well! Scott tells me one of the students they've assigned to me might not fit in amongst her peers, so I'm hoping to help her socialize! Well, if she wants me to, of course.
Scott walks in.
*Scott: Ororo, Hank...
Logan and Jean walk in beside him.
*Scott: Our newest teacher...
*Ororo: Wolverine...?
*Hank: Oh my stars and garters, it's been so long!
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