S01E01 - His Huge...Honker

The very first episode, we meet 2/3 of the Golden Threesome (Danny was not a host yet), Allie and Lyndsay. They recount how they came across the wonderful world of Potterotica and what criteria they are using to select the fics for the pod. Lyndsay declares her loyalty to #TeamRon whereas Allie will go visit Sirius in Azkaban any day!
Season 1 is featuring a story by Ms Figg called In the Prefect's Bathroom.
Chapter 1 is entitled "Intruder",
== Episode Summary ==
Hermione is taking a relaxing soak in the Olympic sized swimming pool in the Prefects' luxury bathroom, when she's interrupted by a sinewy, pale Professor.
== Notable Moments ==
* "Noooo! I hope this goes, 'It's Professor Snape. He was just grabbing something and leaving'" ~Lyndsay
* Snape has a huge...honker (a nose! get your mind out of the gutter!)
** Gigglefit ensues
* Overuse of the word "spigot" and discovery that Allie might have a spigot kink.
* Unclear of Hermione's age, but agreement that we're all going to assume she's a legally consenting adult.
* Does Snape have cottage cheese ass?!
* Hermione is a Peeping Tomasina
* Ron can pick you up from the airport.
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