Alice in Wonderland: Spoof

Hello, fellow readers. My name is Alice, and I had to vacuum behind the couch (such a boring chore). Suddenly, I saw a little white dust bunny. Instead of the vacuum sucking it up, it pushed the dust bunny away from itself. Out of the blue, I fell through a crack in the floor, and landed in a strange land. Strange, I thought. This is just like the movie. I saw a table with tea cups and saucers. There was a really weird looking man, too. "You must be the Mad Hatter. I know because I saw the movie." I said. "No, no, no," The man said. "I am the man at Disneyland who has to dress like the Mad Hatter. And the fellow at the other side of the table is the man who has to dress like the March Hare."