Confetti gun

The confetti gun is purchasable on the suburbs tech web for 800 butt-coins after you unlock the previous items. It takes 500 cotton to take it out and 100 to shoot it, it also has a special property allowing it to destroy pillows.
The confetti gun is great for movement as it provides recoil when used, which can send you flying if you use it on yourself. It can send you flying further when you double-shoot, which happens when you shoot the gun with you other hand.