Goat Guns

Goat Guns is an American boolet company that creates tiny functional guns for fetuses to fight against abortionists. Using these guns, babies can fight the abortionists' claws that try to kill them. This company actually made a deal with God so they didn't have to sneak into every woman's fallopian tube to implant a gun. When abortion was legal in the USA, Goatman Gunner hated that, he thought the government was oppressing unborn babies, so he thought about the great equalizer: the gun, and how these could be useful for the unborn, and then he created Goat Guns. 
== History ==
Goatman Gunner was a military Veteran in America who happened to be a goat-man. Love he equal rights, love he guns, and love he babies, simple as. So, in 2020, when he found out that the government allowed baby sacrifice, he became an anti-abortion advocate. His initial method of holding a sign and marching around and yelling some phrase wasn't exactly getting anyone on board, but he was just making a righteous fool out of himself. But through all of this yelling and marching, he was approached by Stokeon Trent, the publicly speaking and slightly less successful twin to Scoutt the Cawzniak and fellow anti-abortionist. Stokeon invited Gunner to his anti-abortion advocacy group known as the Sheerburgerwood Missionary Baptist Church. The SMBC was the biggest anti-abortion Christian group in America (it got so big that it was filled with many other Christian denominations). Goatman really found God through the Sheerburgerwood Missionary Baptist Church. 
After finding the correct arguments against abortion, Goatman went out all over the US to do various anti-abortion things, like debates and recommending pregnancy care centers. In 2022, he looked at the stats from the New York Times and found that abortion sat at about 101% approval with a 1% margin of error, and he went ballistic. 
In his ballistic state, he decided that he needed to go nuclear. He thought about how he could stop abortion and came to the conclusion that fetuses needed to be armed with da boolet because unborn babies aren't protected by the government, therefore they are treated unequally under the law and that guns equalized the playing field. And so, he created the Goat Guns company.
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