Holiday

Holiday is the third episode of The Chronicles of Eugene.
=== Story ===
Krabs sits down, at his apartment. "Eh, ever since I got outta prison for killin' that poor fish, life's been borin'." he'd say before looking at the letterbox. A leaflet came through. "A holiday to Kelpwall. It can't be that bad it's under England, the land of fish and... oh"
"It's UNDER England, not above it." the manly narrator would shout, shortly after Krabs made his statement. "Oh looky here, it's that fake manly fuck that faked his classical acting certificate." Krabs would insult the narrator for another few hours (offscreen, of course) before going. "Hang on, it's UNDER England! There's no cannibalistic fish there ready to serve me with fries! Heh."
 After getting out of the airport
"Ooh... England." Krabs would sigh, disappointed, because it's raining. Someone would speed by, taking note of Krabs' accent and shouting "Yar, har, kids fiddle with me."Which was actually a bastardized version of You Are A Pirate .Krabs would brush it off, but felt something welling inside of him, it wasn't the aftermath of that funny-tasting curry that he had last night, but it was pure anger.
 At Krabs' hotel
"Hello!" the unnamed businessman from episode one would shout, gaining Krabs' attention. "You're on holiday too, eh?" would ask before being invited in for a cream cheese roll and a cup of tea. Krabs went in and saw sun cream on the counter, he thought it was cream cheese because he didn't read the bottle. He'd bite the roll and after a few bites would say "Why didn't you tell me this wasn't cream cheese, ya complete bastard?!" Krabs would yell at the businessman. The businessman would say "Because I don't like you very much" before the episode faded to black.
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