Zmlzatvar

Zmlzatvar was an illyrian person who used magic to do stuff.
== History ==
=== 712 ===
Zmlzatvar was invited to the mysterious place of "Ilmenia". It was said that it was formed by refugees from Illyria that were also convicts. Ilmenia was formed thousands of years ago. He accepted the invitation, but as soon as he stepped outside Illyria, he began to suffer severe headaches, as he was at a place, where the time was linear. But after about 5 painful weeks of travelling, he have finally reached Ilmenia. He was mildly disappointed, as the place looked nothing like Illyria. It looked like Illyria but more tribal. He entered the building he was supposed to enter, and he have seen familiar faces, as they were also mages like himself. What he have found disturbing is that one of his friends weren't able to attend. Turns out, it was the subject of the incoming conversation. Finding Kmnzap Mgjlik. Many theories were introduced, but ultimately, most were discarded due to most of them were extremely uncertain and mainly based on rumors and lies. The conversation have turned into threats, and eventually, the entirety of the building was turned into ruins due to the main and chaotic disagreements between the mages. After this encounter, Zmlzatvar have swore to himself that he'll never return to Ilmenia, as it a place full of savages whom doesn't respect anyone, let alone themselves. When he returned to Illyria, he was free from the headaches, as he have entered the safe place of non-linear time again. At one day when he was going to harvest the crops from his backyard, he overheard some talking about that the magic is disconnected from the rest of the world, and it is only accessible in Illyria. He, no doubt, harvested the crops because of this, and immediately started to do nothing about it. Until the magic went away from Illyria as well.
=== 713 ===
Zmlzatvar became concerned with two things. One of them was not finding a trace of Kmnzap Mgjlik so far, the second one was that the local slavic population decided to have similar names to the Illyrians, at least those that were able to survive the consequences of a non-linear time. However, he started finding the said disappeared person, by going to his house and ask the relatives of his about the whereabouts. But first, he had to travel to the city of Botragal. When he arrived to the said house, he knocked on the door. Not long after he did, an earthquake happened, signaling that something happened. But nevertheless, the door was open. He asked about the whereabouts of Kmnzap Mgjlik. One relative said that the last time he was seen, he suddenly went downstairs, despite the house not having a place where such thing could be done. Zmlzatvar investigated this by going down on the stairs that seemingly didn't exist, but he just had to make his eyes view things in 4D. When he went downstairs, he have found a room that was more chaotic than his mind during experiments. He have found items in a position on what it seems like a massive explosion happened in the room. Not massive enough to knock down the walls however, but massive enough to send object seemingly at the speed of light at random directions. When he have cleaned up the room and repaired the damaged parts of it, a big blue blob in the gas state appeared and started to ramble about on how it succeeded to be fused with magic itself and it can control at it's will. Said big blue blob was later confirmed to be Kmnzap Mgjlik. He also agreed on reinstalling magic to the universe, as many were upset of that it disappeared. After this, Zmlzatvar gathered some of his most trusted colleagues, they have went to Artagan, to visit the royal family, which have been ruling Illyria for over fifteen thousand years. They have told the news, and when they did, the royal family have exiled them from Artagan. Zmlzatvar didn't understand why did that happen, and he have returned to the island of Krk, which he is native to.
=== 733 ===
Zmlzatvar delved more deep into getting the reason behind the exile from Artagan, and have realized that Kmnzap Mgjlik might have some ties to the royal family, and if the information got out, he would be put into charge of Illyria, due to his power, as the most powerful member of the royal family rules the Illyrians. However, the exile was lifted when Zmlzatvar was called into Artagan, due to a diplomatic mission to "Other Illyria". Little did he know he was going to Thule, a suicidal place to go if you weren't a thulean. He arrived there, and he asked around for directions, but none would answer, due to the extreme isolationist policies the Thulean Pantheon teaches to the common thuleans. However, eventually, he have reached the mysterious capital, he have met Denkeren Ödeleen, the Thulean God of Betrayal, also known as the "Henchman of Thule", also the person in charge when the Thulean Pantheon is busy. During this time, the Thulean Pantheon was extremely busy with the internal conflicts they had. However, the diplomatic mission was successful, as Illyria and Thule have officially reached a trade agreement, which was beneficial to both sides, as they exchanged ways of using magic on whatever they need. Zmlzatvar have returned to Illyria to be exiled from Artagan again, due to being falsely exposed for the murder of the last members of the Sxlaiainmmuim tribe, basically the last known human descendants in the Balkans of the ancient lunar empire of Knights Hospitalier. In reality, it was Zmlzatvar's alter ego the culprit behind all of it, not to mention that it also murdered 300 innocent Illyrian witnesses, so no witnesses would be present at seeing the crime. Zmlzatvar became highly critic of this illyrian usage of magic, as it was highly dangerous and might lead to serious unforseen consequences, which can lead to worlds collapsing. Unfortunately for him, he didn't know what this usage of magic would lead to a bit of a hundred year later.
=== 769 ===
Zmlzatvar was mildly disturbed of the lombards coming from west, as they attempted to conquer Krk many times, but failed to do so, mainly due to the headache caused by entering to non-linear time. Getting too annoyed of his, he summoned some weird fourth dimensional beings with incomprehensible shapes to take care of the lombards. After seeing the fourth dimensional beings, unexpectedly, they stayed put and have wanted to go down with a fight. They went down with a fight, a fight they have lost, and died in it. Zmlzatvar have finally rested, and had time to think of a less dangerous way of using magic, so accidents like his alter ego and Kmnzap Mgjlik. Unknown to him, the book he wrote called "The Proper Magic and why Illyrians suck", would become the most famous book about magic usage of all time, even being popular two thousand years later. However, at the time of 769, it was widely disregarded, mainly because no one used magic outside pagan religious cults, Thule and Illyria. It was hated in Illyria, and the book never got released in Thule due to obvious reasons of the thuleans are not capable of understanding foreign languages outside speaking. Zmlzatvar after this wanted to do a conquest on Northern Italy, but then he remembered that Italy was at the time was a member of the Avaric Realm Sphere, an extremely powerful collection of nations with avaric rulers. This is why he decided to do the conquest with unmarked humanoid beings, which he tried to make resemble an ordinary slavic tribesman as much as possible. He succeeded, as in the incoming lombardic codexes, the conquest was regarded as a slavic one instead of an illyrian one. He successfully took back Trieste alongside with 39 other settlements when he became bored and claimed the conquered lands as part of Illyria, despite the royal family not wanting to do anything with them, they went along with it, but they still weren't interested in lifting the exile, as they had 23 billion reasons why they were not able to trust Zmlzatvar. However Zmlzatvar would continue to perfect his non-illyrian usage of magic, which was proven to be more reliable as it took up less thinking and more physical action. Therefore, the headaches caused by the usage of magic was reduced to non-existent, at least to Zmlzatvar.
=== 779 ===
Zmlzatvar accidentally convinced himself that the sky was made out of plywood, and started to research about it, until he realized that he was drugged and drunk, so he went to rest. But when he woke up next day, he have woke up in the sewers, in what appears to be a scene escaping from the police. However, when he returned to his home in Krk, he have received a letter from a person called عريتيستاللي, supposedly an ally of Mansi, the only god of the Illyrian Pantheon. عريتيستاللي have explained that the god of the illyrians is in trouble, as the Godverse is once again scheming, due to they not liking that an interdimensional retard is stronger than someone native to the universe. Zmlzatvar haven't spent much time thinking, and have started to act, in form of teleporting to the Godverse, which caused him to have extremely huge headaches. Due to him not being known in the Godverse, he wasn't in a trouble. What he have forgot about, is his alter ego, wrecking havoc back on Antarctica, extensively driving the antarctican race to the edge of extinction. However as he didn't know, he didn't care, due to him asking unsuspecting scholars and local mages about how does magic work in the Godverse, and it was not long until he realized that many in the Godverse practice practically illegal magic. He have studied the magic for days, when he was able to come up with the perfect counter to Godverse magic. Zmlzatvar, due to the extensive studying of Godverse magic, was able to bypass the exile, and teleported to the Shrine of Mansi located in the northern center of the city Artagan. He successfully have opened a portal directly to the location of Mansi, by pissing around 5 kilograms of bacon, pouring 90 tons of salt on it, and chanting "Have a straight spine, bitch." 50 times. Upon talking with Mansi, it was realized that he already knew of the threat, and he was getting ready for the Godverse attack himself, but he welcomed the help from his allies nevertheless.
=== 780 ===
Zmlzatvar, عريتيستاللي and Mansi have faced a last stand on the Moon against the Godverse, which was a well kept secret, until Mansi from an alternate reality two thousands later have documented it on a website. However, at the Moon, many gods have attacked the three of them, and frequently have sent the entities they have created, but it only served the purpose of creating a pile of corpses, and a harder way to reach the group for Godverse entities that weren't able to teleport, or fly. However, after about 3 days of non-stop fighting, the Godverse was defeated, the entirety of this thing was kept a secret, because if it would go out, it would be an embarrassment from the perspective of the Godverse, and a "defok" moment from the perspective of Mansi. Zmlzatvar was rewarded with a 21 thousand page book contained with forbidden ways of using magic, and long forgotten powers that can be learned through magic. Then he have had plans on going back to Illyria, when he was disturbed by Mansi and عريتيستاللي practicing, how Zmlzatvar have put it "Vile arts of intimate social interaction an Illyrian will never see, or endure in the entirety of it's life.". Then he have finally left in disgust, as he hates romance, as the only thing he could tolerate is hugging. Nothing more, as he didn't had time for social interaction. Due to this, he never had any friends for a prolongued amount of time. When he have returned to Illyria, he have noticed something was wrong. In reality, nothing was wrong, it was that another purge was committed by the royal family, leaving many houses destroyed, mainly of those that weren't exactly loyal to the current royal family. What was interesting, that there was another upgrade in technology, as the before mentioned royal house have began talking about the new "Illyrian Bloodsour Stone", which have contained 2% Element 200, explaining why the substance is extremely heavy. Zmlzatvar immediately have rebuilt his house out of the Illyrian Bloodsour Stone, which was said to be 900 times stronger than actual stone. This made Zmlzatvar extremely curious, as he wanted to know why does that happen.
=== 799 ===
Zmlzatvar have started to delve more into seeing into the future and the past, so that he doesn't repeat the mistakes people did before him. But once he managed to do so, he have realized that he has no future further than 30 years, which have made him quite bit of sad, but given the circumstances, he understood, due to he were able to witness why the entire thing have happened. In the meantime, he studied both non-linear time and linear time more, so he can find loopholes in them, and try to use it to his advantage. He haven't slept for 6 weeks, until he came up with a resolution of scraping the entire project he was working on, due to it was extremely dangerous, and if it would fall in wrong hands, it could end up the universe ending, or reverting to a docile state. However, soon enough, when walking down on the street, he have heard the news that a so claimed "Final War" have started against the southeastern dacian tribes, which have been plaguing Illyria since it's inception. The two sides have met near the city Krzrjkjrt, where the Illyrians have started to take insane losses. Zmlzatvar knew exactly the reason behind it, and he went to Srkvrat, a hidden stronghold located 340 kilometers beneath Artagan. When he went there, he have found exactly what he expected to find. Dacians manipulating the Cursed Tesseract, a cursed object originally placed there by the Matrix Order to seal it from humanity, due to it's cursed properties. Zmlzatvar have stopped them by killing them, and have closed all entrances of the stronghold, by placing an extremely strong barrier around it. His knowledge of creating powerful barriers are thanks to the thuleans. However, what he also have known that these are the last years for the Illyrians, as he have foreseen what the others didn't. However, not long after the barrier showed up, the royal family locked down Artagan, due to them assuming someone will use the Cursed Tesseract to help the Dacian tribes. However, the dacians weren't even strong enough to properly damage the barrier. Zmlzatvar furthermore have made the island of Krk disappear until the year 1000, because at the time, he believed that this war will last until that time. He was fully convinced that this war could be won by the Illyrians, however the royal family was too busy relaxing too much.
=== 829 ===
Artagan was the last standing city that hasn't fallen to the Dacians. Zmlzatvar was fully convinced that the Godverse is surely helping the Dacians indirectly, but there was no proof of it. All of the royal family members were murdered, except Kmnzap Mgjlik, whom were fused with magic, he also didn't care about the situation Illyria is in. The Dacian forces were sieging the city, but couldn't breach it, due to the Illyrian Bloodsour Stone. Zmlzatvar at the time was searching for the Holy Hyperpyramid, another fourth dimensional object hidden from humanity by the Matrix Order once again. The location of it was unknown, until Zmlzatvar went to Istria, and have switched his perspective to fourth dimensional, and he have realized that the Holy Hyperpyramid is about the same size as an average egyptian pyramid, or about 158 meters tall. The hyperpyramid had a strangely enlightening effect, but only for those that were able to see it. Zmlzatvar have used this feeling of enlightenment to have an out of box thinking, went back to Srkvrat, and due to the feeling of enlightenment, he was able to lift the Cursed Tesseract from the undersized pillar it was placed on. When he have picked it up, he realized that this was it. The end of the Illyrians. If the Cursed Tesseract touches the Holy Hyperpyramid, the Illyrians would cease to exist, the Dacians would be blown away by the intensity of the shockwave, and all Illyrian buildings would disappear, except Artagan and an other few. He went back to Istria to the Holy Hyperpyramid, but he have informed Mansi about this, and asked if this is the right thing to do. Mansi said "It is not the best choice, but it will save your race, not deleting it." Zmlzatvar was confused, and dismissed that lie, and have made the Cursed Tesseract interact with the Holy Hyperpyramid, resulting in the erasure of himself, all of the Illyrians. All of the Illyrian cities have disappeared, except Artagan and some few other ones. The Dacians, due to the shockwave have found themselves scattered across the world. This is the sole and biggest reason why many settlements today have dacian origins.
Category:Illyrian
Category:Human