Meet the Odd Family transcript

[Fairly Oddparents Next Generation Theme Music In Background]
Male Singers (off screen): Tommy and Tammy
are average kids
that no 1 understands
Male Singers (off screen) (continued): Timmy and Tootie
are their parents
and Vickybot 
gives them
her commands
Vickybot: "Move it or lose it!"
Male Singers: doom and gloom
in their bedroom
they're broken instantly
by their 5 magic fish
who grant them
every single wish
'cause in reality
they are their
Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents
Wanda: "Wands and wings,"
Cosmo: "floaty crowny things."
Poof Jr.: "You got that right."
Male Singers: Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents
really mod
peapod
hot rod
buff rod
Tommy: "Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,"
Tammy: "giant snake, birthday cake,"
Tommy: "large fries,"
Tammy: "chocolate shake!"
Male Singers: Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents
it flips our lids
when we're the kids
with Fairly Oddparents.
Vickybot: "Yeah right."
(Vickybot's head gets turned into a star-wand.)
Title Card: The Fairly Oddparents Next Generation in: Meet the Odd Family
Timmy: "Thanks a bunch for baby-sitting this afternoon, Vickybot,"
Tootie: "Tommy and Tammy really love making plenty of new good friends,"
Timmy: "don't you, Tommy and Tammy?"
Vickybot: "No problem, Mr. and Mrs. Turner. I just really love Tommy and Tammy. we're gonna be super fast pals. isn't that absolutely right, Tommy and Tammy?"
Tommy: "Darkness,"
Tammy: "need oxygen."
Vickybot: "Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Turner. have a super thrilling time at the movie theater."
Timmy and Tootie make their leave for the Dimmsdale Movie Theater.
Vickybot: "Alright, little runts. 3 things. number 1: stay outta my way, number 2: go right to bed super early and number 3: wash the dirty and filthy dishes."
Tommy: "But Mom and Dad told you to do them."
Vickybot: "Oh yeah. right. well, you wouldn't want your mother to find this magazine, would you?" (she holds up 1 of Tootie's magazines.) 
Tommy: "That's not ours,"
Tammy: "Mom and Dad will never believe in you."
Vickybot: "Ha! I wouldn't even say that."
Tommy: "Okay, alright,"
Tammy: "we'll do it."
Vickybot sits right down in front of the television screen.
Vickybot: "How splendid. and as your reward, how 'bout I order a meatball and pepperoni pizza for us?"
Tommy: "Okay,"
Tammy: "but no onion powder."
15 minutes later, Tommy and Tammy walk around right outta the kitchen and they come right over to Vickybot with a half empty pizza box.
Tommy: "Hey,"
Tammy: "you almost eliminated all of the meatball and pepperoni pizza."
Vickybot: "Relax, little runts. I saved you 2 little pieces."
Vickybot holds 2 pizza slices up with onion powder.
Tommy and Tammy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Meanwhile, Tommy and Tammy are lying around in their bed and Vickybot drenches a bucket of ice cold water on them.
Vickybot: "Oh good. you're both awake. you wouldn't wanna miss your bedtime."
Tommy: "But we're not even exhausted."
Vickybot: "Oh really? we could watch your most favorite television show: The World of Lip Gloss, it's on the Makeup Channel."
Tammy: "But that's your most favorite television show."
Vickybot: "Oh, so it really is."
Vickybot: [Pure Evil Chuckle]
Vickybot leaves Tommy and Tammy's bedroom.
Tommy: "Real super hilarious."
Tommy gets out his magic 8 ball.
Tommy: "Oh, magic 8 ball,"
Tammy: "when will our parents get back from the movie theater?"
Tommy (reading the answer on the magic 8 ball): "Beauty and the Werewolf?"
Tammy: "they're gonna be there all evening long,"
Tommy: "man,"
Tammy: "that's super crazy."
Tommy throws his magic 8 ball right against the wall, causing it to break right open and a magic aura from the magic 8 ball begins spinning around, bringing in the entrance of Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr..
Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr.: "Hey, Tommy and Tammy!"
Cosmo: "I'm Cosmo,"
Wanda: "I'm Wanda,"
Poof: "I'm Poof,"
Goldie: "I'm Goldie,"
Poof Jr.: "and I'm Poof Junior,"
Cosmo: "and we're-"
All 5 Fairies: "your fairy god-family."
Poof: "What do you think, Tommy and Tammy?"
Tommy: "I think we'll just call the police department."
Goldie: "Hold it there, you 2. you can't tell anybody about us,"
Cosmo: "'cause if you do,"
Wanda: "we'll go away for good."
Tommy: "Why's that?"
Goldie: "Well, that's exactly what the rule book says. (she magically makes Da Rules appear and it lands right near Tommy and Tammy. whoops a daisy, sorry 'bout that."
Cosmo: "There's lots of rules around here, Tommy and Tammy."
Tommy: "Why exactly are you guys here?"
Wanda: "we wanna help you out,"
Poof: "we're magical,"
Goldie: "we grant all sorts of wishes."
Vickybot shows right up in Tommy and Tammy's bedroom.
Vickybot: "What on earth's going on in here?!?"
Tommy and Tammy: "Nothing really."
Vickybot: "What's with these 5 little fish?"
Tommy: "Those are our godfish-"
Tammy: "we mean.......goldfish."
Vickybot: "Fish are always riddled with germs. I wouldn't want the 2 of you getting super sick. maybe I should flush them right down the toilet."
Tommy and Tammy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Poof: "Should we do something about it?"
Goldie: "Well, they need to wish for it 1st."
Cosmo: "Oh how I really hate that rule,"
Poof Jr.: "I'm calling in a meeting."
Vickybot: "I want these revolting critters outta here. or it's gonna be the toilet for them."
Vickybot makes her leave.
Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. appear right outta their goldfish bowl.
Wanda: "Crazy Vickybot."
Cosmo: "she's got super powerful lasers."
Tommy: "You grant all sorts of wishes,"
Tammy: "right?"
Wanda: "We sure do,"
Poof: "and we really love clients,"
Goldie: "creative with all sorts of imaginations."
Tommy: "Then we wish for 1 single thing,"
Tammy: "bright blue jell-o."
Cut to Vickybot cleaning the washroom tub and now trapped in bright blue jell-o.
Vickybot: "Get me outta heeeeeeeeeeeere!"
Poof Jr.: "You were always super good with dessert snacks."
Tommy: "Strawberry whipped cream,"
a giant whipped cream can sprays strawberry whipped cream right on Vickybot.
Tammy: "bright red cherry,"
A giant bright red cherry lands right near Vickybot.
Tommy: "that's super thrilling,"
Tammy: "can you make her into a giant chocolate banana shake?"
Poof: "Oh, can I do that, Goldie?"
Goldie: "Of course you can, Poof honey cakes."
Poof accidentally turns Vickybot into a giant chocolate snake.
Tommy and Tammy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Goldie: "Poof, they said giant chocolate shake, not giant chocolate snake."
Poof: "I really need to get this thing fixed."
Vicky/the giant chocolate snake jumps around and chases right after Tommy and Tammy.
Cosmo: "Tommy, Tammy,"
Wanda: "wish for someting!"
Tommy: "We wish for her to be a house fly!"
Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. turn Vickybot into a house fly and they give Tommy and Tammy fly swatters.
Tommy: "Thanks a bunch."
Vickybot Fly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vickybot Fly flies right into the freezer.
Tammy: "Frostbite!"
Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. come right outta the freezer as polar bears and terrify Vickybot.
Poof: "Any other things, Tommy and Tammy?"
Tommy: "Here's the wish list."
Poof Jr.: "Whooooooooa!"
Vickybot: "You can't do this to me, Tommy and Tammy! I'm the baby-sitter around here!"
Cosmo (sitting right on Vickybot as a giant baby): "Goo ga."
Poof: "Yeah. that's the very 1st time the baby ever sat right on the baby-sitter."
Vickybot: "Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Poof: "Sorry 'bout that. the secret word was whipped cream pie."
Poof splats a vanilla whipped cream pie in Vickybot's face.
Vickybot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vickybot runs right off then stops and sees that she's right inside Poof as a whale.
Vickybot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vickybot jumps right outta Poof.
Poof: "I'm terribly sorry. is it really my breath?"
Vickybot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vickybot's now turned into an astronaut.
Vickybot: "Double yipes!"
Cosmo: "The force is super strong with this 1."
Poof: "Surrender or fight. I always wanted to say that 1."
Vickybot's now in a circus cannon and it fires her right out and she's now tied up on railway tracks.
Tommy: "Well, Vickybot?"
Tammy: "any final words?"
Poof (as a railway train): "Chugga, chugga, whoo, whoo, babycakes!"
Tommy: "Weeeeeeell?"
Vickybot: "I'm terribly sorry! I'm terribly sorry! stop! I'll do anything! (the dream sequence fades away.) anything!"
Timmy: "Vickybot? Vickybot."
Tootie: "wake up, Vickybot."
Timmy: "it looks like you were having a terrible dream vision."
Tootie: "maybe doing a bit too much around here."
Timmy: "how 'bout we drive you back home right now."
Vickybot: "Oh yeah. right. sure."
Tommy: "Oh, Vickybot,"
Tammy: "remember,"
Tommy: "you promised to hand-wash all of our laundry,"
Tammy: "after all, Mom and Dad,"
Tommy: "she did such a super thrilling job on those dishes."
Timmy: "Why,"
Tootie: "of course she did."
Poof: "Well,"
Cosmo: "it looks like we'll be here for quite a bit."
Goldie: "and at least we'll be nice and shiny clean."
All 5 Fairies/Goldfish: [Laughing A Bit]
Fade to a black screen..........
Stick Stickly: "Don't go away, 'cause The Fairly Oddparents Next Generation will be right back, right after these commercial breaks."
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