Transcripts/Harkinian's TV Time

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Harkinian's TV Time.
Hyrule Castle. Harkinian's TV Room.
Gwonam and King Harkinian are watching TV. Barney The Dinosaur appears on the first channel, and a grenade blows him to smithereens. Hitler's voice is heard.
Harkinian changes the channel to CH29.
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: Mah boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up...
Harkinian changes the channel to ch666.
Ganon: You will die. 
The channel is switched to CH30.
Ganon: Not the piss! IT BUUUURRRR-
Harkinian swaps the channel to CH101 with a troll face, then on CHNO with Darth Vader, channel PINGAS with Dr. Robotnik, and then CH04 with Sonic X where Knuckles is seen screaming at Sonic.
Knuckles: Are you crazy?! What are we gonna do-
Gwonam *at the same time*: Hold on a sec, go back.
Harkinian puts the PINGAS channel back on before he idiotically changes it again. The SEGA logo is seen.
The camera zooms in on Gwonam, standing behind Harkinian. He was very pissed!
Gwonam: No, Your Majesty, give me the remote! 
The King pushes Gwonam away. Gwonam gets thrown off into the refrigerator, but soon as he hits, the refrigerator falls off on top of him. 
He is heard screaming in pain.
The episode ends shortly after.
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