Transcripts/Harkinian's Diet

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Harkinian's Diet.
King Harkinian: Gwonam, boi, take me out to dinner. I want pizza! 
Gwonam: I can't do that, Your Majesty.
Harkinian: Why not? What's your problem?
Gwonam: It is written: You have diabetes and you are on a diet...
Harkinian: Fuck that! I eat what I want!
Gwonam: Ganon is looking upon you!
Ganon: You must diet or else you will die!
Harkinian: Then what am I supposed to eat for dinner?
Ganon: You will have white raisins!
Harkinian: OAH! I hate raisins! Especially white ones!
Ganon: Eat the raisins!
Harkinian: Or what?
Ganon: OR ELSE YOU WILL DI-
Gwonam interrupts Ganon.
Gwonam: Ganon, let me handle this.
Harkinian: I'm waiting!
Gwonam: Don't wait any longer. 
Gwonam: Your Majesty. If you don't eat the raisins, I will kill you.
beat
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Everyone knows...
...that Gwonam never goes back on his word.
And that Harky is a stubborn tight-ass.
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record scratch
Harkinian *off-screen*: What? Oh, what a load of shit! That's not true at all! 
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You're supposed to be DEAD.
Gwonam killed your sorry ass.
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Harkinian: OOAAA-
The episode abruptly ends.
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