Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a very weak man who thinks UnAnything capitalism is cool. He’s also the leader of the evil capitalist version of the Undefeatables and the most foolish, weak and useless bitch alive. Father Strange likes to take pisses on plushies of Chuck Norris before submerging the thing in acid and magically creating new ones. Every single day, billboards show his face encouraging people to make fun of him. He can’t do anything because he’s banned from UnBarney FOREVER! 
UnBarney likes to launch nukes at the fake Undefeatable Palace. The nukes they bought from North Korea. Due to strange's good relationship with Kim Jong-Un he can get free nukes from them, 3 every month. This makes UnBarney a nuclear superpower. 
== Trivia ==
* Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because he is a big scaredy baby.
* Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for The Boogeyman.
* Chuck Norris always gets drunk and drives whilst intoxicated as shit.
* Chuck Norris counted to 3. Zero times.
* SOMEBODY doesn’t know that UB and UA don’t share the same canon. Who gave them the greenlight to start attacking us?
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