The Muffin Penguin

The Muffin Penguin is the penguin who created muffins then stuffs his horribly-mixed-but-tastes-SO-good-muffins in his mouth, Then he gets the Muffin Flu , It does not spread unless someone eats 3 of The Muffin Penguin's muffins, And when they do they get the Muffin Flu ,His real name is Sal.
==History==
===March 3rd 2000===
When The Muffin Penguin made his first 3 Muffins, His mom tried all three then had the Muffin Flu ,
===March 12th 2003===
He sold his first muffins, Then when his first customer tried them, it was a cop and he bought 3 of the Muffins from the Muffin Penguin then acted strange, Then everyone called Sal the Muffin Seller The Muffin Penguin.
===March 30th 2012===
Scientists found out the ingredients to The Muffin Penguin's Muffins, It was made of
*5Cups of Gross Soda
*1Germ from a Pookie with the Animal Illness
*3Pookie toes
*Shred them up until they look like dust and mix them up for half an hour