Christmas Rules!

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Christmas Rules is a Merrie Melodie song from The Looney Tunes Show. It was featured in the episode "A Christmas Carol." 
== Lyrics ==
Bugs: Christmas time is here
There's a tingle in the air
Daffy: I sat on a park bench
And froze my derriere
Lola: We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa
OMG It's snowing!
Foghorn: Santa's bringing tons of loot
And we got Christmas spirit blowing
Bugs: It's the time of year
We try to drop our negativity
Daffy: I just dropped a glitter bomb
To make the town more Christmas-y
Porky: Christmas time can be so hectic
Shopping malls can b-b-be so rough
Speedy: But it's the best of all the holidays
Because we get new stuff!
Lola: I got sick on Halloween
Tina: New Year's was an awful scene
Bugs: And Thanksgiving was a snore
Mac and Tosh: Christmas, Christmas, we want more
Tweety: Yuletide by the fireplace
Daffy: I am gonna stuff my face
Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the school
That's the reason Christmas
Everyone: Rules!
Bugs: All the buildings look like igloos
Daffy: White, majestic winter castles
Tosh: We can wear our Christmas sweaters
Mac: And our culottes with gold tassels!
Gossamer: This is why Christmas is great!
Sam: This ain't no time to playa hate.
Porky: All you gotta have is faith
Daffy: What a lovely Christmas wraith
Bugs: You mean wreath?
Daffy: No, I mean wraith
(A wraith dressed as Santa flies over the city on a dragon)
Porky: Ah-ha-ha!
Elmer: My howiday depwession has been wifted by this wovewy sight
Tosh: How can one be sad with fifty thousand watts of Christmas light?
Lola: There's so many holidays!
What the heck is Arbor Day?
Tina: I just know I work that day
Gimme Christmas any day!
Pepe: Yuletide by the fireplace.
Daffy and Porky: (mouths full) I am gonna stuff my face
Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the schools
Gossamer and kids: That's the reason Christmas
Everyone: Rules!
Lola: I love all the shiny balls
Lezah: Children bouncing off the walls
Sam: Blinking lights we got on sale
Foghorn: Silver tinsel by the bail
Bugs: Semi-frozen river skating
Elmer: Candy cane self-medicating
Daffy: Taking back gifts that we hate
Porky: Fifteen pounds of winter weight
Lola: Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats
Sam: Ten pound Russian winter hats
Mac: Fruitcakes that are gluten-free
Tosh: Eggnog by the gallon, wheeeeee!
Daffy: Brand new cars with giant bows
Marvin: Holiday-themed laser shows
Henery: Roasted chicken, Christmas trees
Speedy: Cheddar cheese nativities
Everybody: Christmas karaoke bus
Happy holidays to us!
 
Category:TLTS Merrie Melodies
Category:2012
Category:The Looney Tunes Show
Category:Songs
Category:Audio Catalog