MR. P

MR. P from The Letter People 
I've got pointy pointy patches on my pointy patched up pantsI've got pointy pointy patches plain to see,Sewn up with polka dotted stitches, pointy patches on my britchesI'm as rich as any Letter Boy can be,Mr. P
Purple patches, yellow patches, red and blue and greenPerfect powerful prettiest patches you have ever seen
I'm like a pretty picture postcard pasted up with pretty stampsI've a patch from every part of this country
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From Paducah down to Natchez, people praise my pointy patchesPointing out each patch that matches patched up me,Mr. P
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