Beware! There's A Swindler About!

Beware! There's A Swindler About! is a notice board posting that can be found on Novigrad's notice boards.
== Journal entry ==
:Fair Novigradians! Let it be known far and wide that Klaus Fetterling is a lair, a fraud and a swindler. The "miraculous hair-growing formula" he sells is nothing more than well water from the Bits dyed with a modicum of lilac extract. The only effect imbibing this concoction is likely to bring about is a debilitating case of diarrhea which will keep you running to the outhouse day and night - a fact which I had the dubious pleasure of learning through first-hand experience. Therefore, if this shameless cheat should pay a visit to your domicile, buy nothing and instead tell him to go suck down his own remedy.
:–- Volker Ollinger
Category:The Witcher 3 notice board postings