When I Meet A Heffalump

When I Meet A Heffalump is a song from The Book of Pooh episode, "Where the Heffalumps Roam". It is sung by Pooh and Piglet as they express their thoughts of meeting a heffalump. While the latter thinks they'll be scary, the former predicts they'll be friendly.
==Lyrics==
Piglet:
When I meet a heffalump,
He might charge, or he might jump
Or simply stare with scary eyes (Pooh: Oh...)
Behind, he'll take you by surprise
Pooh: Or...
He might meow and he might bleat
Wear fluffy slippers on his feet
And hide his eyes from Piglet's too
Because he's scared of you
Piglet: Really?
Pooh: Well, who's to say?
So many ways that this could go
'Til we meet a heffalump, we'll never know
Piglet: But a heffalump, Pooh!
He might have fins that bash and buck
He might have horns
Pooh:
Ooh, the kind that honk?
Piglet:
He might snarl and snort a lot
He might drool
Pooh:
Or he might not
He might skip and he might dance
Wear flowery shirts and checkered pants
And laugh as he cries out with glee,
"Won't you stay for tea?"
It might be fun
Piglet:
If you say so
But 'til we meet a heffalump
We'll never know
Piglet:
But he might be mean
Pooh:
He might be nice
He'll bring us drinks
Piglet:
But run out of ice
He'll burp and sneeze
Serve moldy cheese
And things much worse than these
Pooh:
That might be true, but even so
I'll be with you
Piglet:
When he decides to show
Pooh:
We'll either run
Piglet:
Or say hello
Piglet:
But when we meet a heffalump
We will know
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