SPLENDIDO

CoolCat SPLENDIDO CoolCat is a blessing given by chat when Barry collects a shine in Super Mario Sunshine. It is the coolest of prayers and anyone blessed with a SPLENDIDO will have cool tidings for many days to come. 
== Origin ==
Some claim that the term SPLENDIDO came from an AGDQ speedrun of Super Mario Sunshine. Some claim that CoolCat themselves came up with the term whilst racing hogs with the Fonz and Mick Jagger in the coolest city of all cities: Hoboken, New Jersey. Nobody really knows and all video evidence is falsified so don't even.
== Effects ==
* Can cause immense coolness
* Can summon anthropomorphic water tanks
* Can obliterate Yoshis in close proximity
* Can spam chat
* Can turn on jukebox with punch
* Cannot be used as an ointment
* Cannot make Toad cool. Nothing can. He is a lost cause. Let it go
* Cannot port Super Mario Sunshine to the Switch
Category:Chat Lore