SoupCock Porkpie

SoupCock Porkpie	SoupCock Porkpie
 	
Origin 	Origin
Creator 	UntouchedShadovv
Creation 	15 February 2010
Debut 	SoupCock Porkpie Glues Someone
Characteristics 	Characteristics
Type 	Freak
Alignment 	Chaotic Neutral
Attitude 	Erratic
Fighting style 	Melee
Abilities 	Enhanced Strength
Gluing people to walls
Fitting inside bottles
Floating
Unleashing cats
Status 	Status
Status 	Alive
Occupation 	Glue Manufacturer
Allies 	Ass Pancakes
"I'm SoupCock Porkpie! I'm going to glue you!"
— SoupCock to people around him
SoupCock Porkpie is a bizarre RED Demoman TF2 Freak created by YouTuber UntouchedShadovv.
His theme song is Dark Rooms from Luigi's Mansion.
== Appearance and Behaviour ==
SoupCock is a plain simple RED Demoman appearance wise, but there is a number of considerable differences between him and regular mercenaries of his class.
In Soupcock Attacks!, a video created by J.C. Thornton, SoupCock looks like an ORG demoman, a bit damaged with dark colors in his skin, and in his clothing, also have with black sleeves and black grenades
He seems to live inside a bottle of Scrumpy in a spawn room of 2Fort, and similarly to Painis Cupcake, he will introduce himself to anyone who enters his home, and then proceed to tell them that he will "glue" them. Then, he fiercely grabs his victim, smacks them into a nearby wall and proceeds to glue the victim onto said wall before dismembering them limb-by-limb.
== Powers and Abilities ==
SoupCock Porkpie is apparently able to fit inside bottles, and is able to move around levitating while emitting a constant burp.
Impressively strong, SoupCock is able to move around big-bodied people like Heavies with little effort, as well as being able to easily dismember his victims.
In addition, Porkpie can enlarge his head big enough for spitting a cat that furiously scratches his enemies' faces. Its claws are strong enough to send spattering blood gushing from the victim's head.
== Faults and Weaknesses ==
* SoupCock is a somewhat slow thinker and it usually takes some seconds for him to realise what is happening in his surroundings. As such, his enemies may have a chance to catch him off-guard.
* He also lacks any effective way to attack at longer range, giving him a clear disadvantage while fighting enemies with ranged weaponry.