Gelman Calls Lieutenant Griswald the N-word, Gives Him a Nosebleed and Gets Grounded

== Cast ==
Gelman-Joey
Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Madge Griswald-Allison
Gelman's dad-Simon
Gelman's mum-Belle
Lieutenant Griswald's angry voice-Professor
Gus's angry voice-Kidaroo
== Transcript ==
At the village, Gelman had a naughty plan.
Gelman: I'm going to call Gus's dad the n-word! Hahahahahahahaha! I'm going to Gus's house right now!
Gelman went off to Gus Griswald's house, and then he reached it, and he confronted Lieutenant Griswald.
Gelman: Hey, Lieutenant Griswald!
Lieutenant Griswald: (angrily) Gelman, what do you want for me now?
Gelman: Hey, Lieutenant Griswald - the stupid U.S. Army Officer! You're such a n*****!
Lieutenant Griswald was offended.
Lieutenant Griswald: Hey! Don't be rude to me! And don't say the n-word to me! You're rude! You know this disorderly kind of is strictly against Griswald policy!
Gelman: Shut the f*** up, you stupid n*****!
Lieutenant Griswald: Gelman, stop this right now! You're so rude! 
Gelman: Why don't you just leave me the f*** alone, you stupid n*****!
Lieutenant Griswald: Gelman, if you insult me one more time, I shall call your parents!
Gelman: Why don't you get the f*** out of here, you idiotic n*****!
Lieutenant Griswald got very angry and lost his temper at Gelman, who was horrified. 
Lieutenant Griswald: (Professor voice) You know that?! That's it, I've had enough of your rude behaviour! That disorderly conduct is strictly against Griswald policy! Go home right now while I call your parents!
Gelman turned rude again.
Gelman: No! I'm going to give you a nosebleed!
Gelman punched Lieutenant Griswald on a nose by giving him a nosebleed.
Lieutenant Griswald: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! My nose is bleeding! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Suddenly, Gus Griswald came out of the house, and walked up to his dad.
Gus: Pop, are you alright?
Lieutenant Griswald: No, your enemy Gelman just called me the n-word and then gave me a nosebleed. 
Gus was shocked. 
Gus: He did what?! Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll have a word with Gelman.
Gus glared to Gelman, and he was extremely angry with Gelman.
Gus: (in Kidaroo voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Gelman, how dare you call my dad the n-word and give him a nosebleed?! You know it's very naughty! You could get caught by the MPs! You know calling the U.S. Army Officer is a federal offence, and giving the U.S. Army Officer a nosebleed is a very bad thing to do that! Now my dad has to go to the hospital, because of you! That's it, go home while I call your parents! 
Gelman went home in disgrace, crying.
Gelman: Nononononononononononononononononononononono! 
Gus began to phone Gelman's parents.
Gus: Hello, Gelman's parents! Your son Gelman just called my dad the n-word and gave him a nosebleed! Can you please ground him? Great! Thank you! Bye!
Gus put down his phone.
Gus: It's okay, pop. Gelman won't cause trouble for you ever again. 
Lieutenant Griswald: Madge, come quick, please!
Then Madge Griswald came.
Madge: What's the matter, Sherman?
Lieutenant Griswald: Gelman just called me the n-word and gave me a nosebleed. I feel hurt. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Madge: Oh no! This is terrible! I'll tell his parents about this!
Back home, Gelman's parents were furious with Gelman.
Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you insult Lieutenant Griswald and call him the n-word and give me a nosebleed? You should know that calling anyone by the n-word is naughty, and giving the U.S. Army Officer a nosebleed is a bad thing to do that.
Gelman's mum: Now Lieutenant Griswald has to go to the hospital, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!
Gelman's dad: Go to your room right now!
Gelman went to his room, crying.
Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Category:Gelman's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff