Timeline of Better Call Badman

Better Call Badman is an American science fiction crime thriller web series created by JesterCW and AverageProgramer. It focuses on aspects of speculative science fiction and its interactions with crime and criminal organizations.
As such, the timeline is extensive and may contain spoilers.
=Timeline=
==1769==
===August===
====15th====
*Birth of Napoleon Bonaparte to Carlo and Letizia (née Ramolino) Buonaparte.
==1821==
===May===
====5th====
*Chronological displacement of Napoleon. His disappearance was ruled as death by the Saint Helenese people, who claimed it to be from stomach cancer.
==1972==
===September===
====11th====
*Birth of Nathaniel Hawthorne Giotto di Angelo to Raphael and Beatrice (née Comino) di Angelo.
==1977==
===April===
====11th====
*Birth of Gerald Snyder to Donald and Elaine Snyder.
==1980==
*Birth of John Beef.
==1981==
===February===
====9th====
*Birth of Saul Badman (né Joseph Solaris Baädmon).
==2023==
===May===
====15th====
*The Fall of Jerry Snyder:
**In a heated time of the Beef–Snyder online rivalry, John Beef announces his collection of roasts to be released on that day, which would hopefully result in what he called "The Fall of Jerry Snyder." A rush by Jerry and Nathan ensued to try and release John Beef roasts simultaneously.
**In the process, Nathan H. di Angelo and Jerry Snyder become split on the ethics of the roasts, Nathan being on the side against the roasts as he sees them as making Jerry no better than John. Jerry, however, sees them as necessary to protecting himself online, and that Nathan is acting unreasonable and attempting to "cyberbully [Jerry] in real life."
** Nathan heavily criticizes and chastises Jerry for stooping low to his enemy's level in Nathan's eyes, as Jerry resorted to an arms race of verbal abuse to solve his issues. Finally breaking after these words, Jerry takes a priceless Qing dynasty vase, which Nathan pleads for him not to use, and swings it across Nathan's head, killing him.
====16th====
*The next day, Jerry drives down to Albuquerque, New Mexico, to hire the help of lawyer Saul Badman, who Jerry believes could help him with his case. Saul acts surprised and upset by Jerry's actions, but says that his requests are possible, but come at a great price. Jerry states that he can simply get the money from his mother's pension.
*Over the next few days, while the murder trial is being conducted, Saul uses an inside helper from within the Fresno Police and CSI to help smuggle out any key evidence relating to the crime.
====17th====
*Saul personally visits the crime scene in Fresno to mishandle and swap around evidence to throw off suspicion. The mishaps result in some pieces of evidence becoming contaminated and undocumented and ultimately useless for the prosecution.
====22nd====
*Saul, in an attempt to make the case easier for the defense, spikes the drink of the head prosecutor before he goes in his car to drive. As a result, his license is suspended after being charged with a DUI; the prosecution would now use paralegals to attempt to convict Jerry.
*Simultaneously, the paralegals sent to replace the head prosecutor were threatened by the crime syndicate The Consul to go against their case while also pointing out the misdeeds of the CSI team and law enforcement.
====28th====
*The final ruling for the murder of Nathan concludes. The jury rules in favor of Jerry, finding him innocent of the crime of murder, mostly citing the inability and incompetence of CSI to deal with the evidence they were given, as well as the tampering of the crime scene by supposed amateur investigators.
*The trial was presided by 40-year tenured Judge Steven He, who cited the case as a failure, and suggested that the prosecution would have better success learning from his nephew Timmy, a successful 9-year-old child prodigy living in China.
====29th====
*Back in Albuquerque, Saul congratulates Jerry on his freedom, but states that now is the time for him to be paid. Jerry refuses, which angers Saul for a moment, while Jerry rhetorically asks him if now, after all this time, he'll call the police on Jerry. Saul, in supposed defeat, chuckles and stands up, revealing that he was only helping Jerry because of Saul's own friendship with Jerry's rival John Beef. Saul kept Jerry out of prison so that he could be taken down once and for all by John.
*Jumping out from behind furniture, John Beef reveals himself and surprises Jerry by hitting him with a similar vase to the one Jerry himself used on Nathan. Jerry is killed by the blow to the head. When asked by Saul what he would do now, John reassures him that Jerry's mother approved of the murder as he was a leech on her pension money; Jerry's mother filed his life insurance policy to get the money back.
*Saul sees this as a time to make a joke about how, if Jerry were a house, the crime committed would be second-degree arson, as Jerry's body was set on-fire. John and Saul shake hands, and John states that he has a Rolls-Royce waiting for him at a dealership as he exits the office.
*Upon leaving the dealership with the Rolls-Royce, John Beef almost immediately crashes it into a tree at high speeds.
*John is flung out of the car uninjured, however, and makes a call to Saul once again. He reaches Saul's office, where he is chastised for not paying attention to his surroundings in that situation. John accepts the criticism, but unrelatedly states that, now that Jerry is not a priority, that Saul can help him get out of paying damages to the car.
*Saul fails to see the connection, but understand the point, muttering under his breath that they should have rid themselves of Jerry's body. John wonders if Jerry could still be brought to justice even after his death, to which Saul confusingly asks him why this thought came up now, as it goes against everything Saul tried to do to keep Jerry out of prison in the first place.
*Understanding once again, John says that it, at least, gives them some room to deal with Jerry's mother, who John hopes refuses to talk to the police. Saul cautions him to not be so hopeful, mostly due to the recently-discovered trouble they may be facing in the form of The General, the leader of an underground crime syndicate who has become angered by the murder of Jerry, who was a close friend.
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