1

1 is a member of Cogga Gang, run by Cogga and based in Las Floppas. He is the acting medic for any and all injured gang members.
== Early Life ==
=== Invention of the Number 1 ===
1 invented the number '1' when he was 1 year old. Before the number 1 was invented, numbers started at 2. There was no way to refer to a single object. 1 saw this and was like "that sucks" and changed it, naming the new number after himself.
=== Other Scientific Achievements ===
1 did some other stuff like curing cancer, but most people just remember him for the 'inventing the number 1' thing.
=== Bullying ===
1 is a total nerd and got bullied in high school. He wore glasses during that time, but stopped wearing them and switched to contacts to try and stop the bullying. After that didn't work, he brought a knife to school and stabbed sixteen people.
== Joining the Cogga Gang ==
Cogga saw 1's natural genius and recruited him into the Cogga Gang when 1 was four years old, making use of a never-before-heard-of strategy called "child soldiers". 1 refused to work with anyone, always going into combat without assistance. He was quoted as saying "I work alone," "I don't need you," and other cliché lines. Nobody really likes 1 because of this.
== Creation of yreffeJ ==
After 1's gang-mate, Jeffery, hunted 29 different species to extinction, 1 decided to help his friend create a new species called yreffeJ. 1 supplied the knowledge required to create life from scratch, and Jeffery supplied copious amounts of dubiously-obtained animal parts. After 1 hour and 1 minute, yreffeJ was created.
yreffeJ didn't turn out as intended by 1, being more of a lifeless husk of a thing than an actual new, sapient species. However, Jeffery insisted that the experiment was a success, enamored by yreffeJ's form. 1 eventually realized that Jeffery had fallen in love with his own creation, and insisted that Jeffery kill yreffeJ. Jeffery didn't listen, though, and entered into a serious relationship with yreffeJ.
Once Jeffery married yreffeJ, 1 was so disgusted with him that he refused to ever speak with Jeffery again. 
== Fun Facts ==
* Despite never getting any sort of medical license, 1 has operated on over 150 patients!
* Unrelated to the previous fact, 86% of 1's medical operations end in death.
* 1 has a really cool hat, but doesn't like showing it off.
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