Family Guy: The Movie (Unrated Version)/Quotes

Stewie: Hey, everybody! Glad to be here! Hello, everybody!
 
 Jimmy Fallon: Here he is everyone! Stewie Griffin!
 
 Stewie: Who the fuck are you?
 
 Jimmy Fallon: I'm Jimmy Fallon!
 
 Stewie: What the hell?! I thought this was going to be my show! What the deuce is
 going on?!
 
 Jimmy Fallon: Well, it is called "The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon".
 
 Stewie: Don't you steal my fucking spotlight, you fatass fucking piece of shit!
 Peter: Can somebody tell me what the fuck just happened?!
 
 Lois: Peter! Language!
 
 Peter: Damn it, Lois! Can't you go one freakin' day without criticizing
 every single MF thing I do?!