Mr. Skull

Mr. Skull is one of those guys. Y'know, the weirdos that like to get their nose into people's buisness without them knowing? Yeah. Only Mr. Skull has no nose, your nose is the first thing to go when you die. Mr. Skull is really one of the guys ever, he really is just so, "_". Yeah, that's the word, "_"! Maybe he would've been cooler if he played a Vuvuzela, that would be awesome. His favorite past time is reading passages from The Holy Bible with the most tasteless wording possible. Because of this he is banned from all places that practice organised religion.
Mr. Skull is also a member of The Residents, which, by default, makes him qualified for being a member of the Masters of Power, basically a big fraternity of dudes and dudettes who think they are cool. Mr. Skull has a history deeply intertwined with evil. Like a malignant kudzu plant, Mr, Skull's history has its roots in the utmost vile. Might explain why he is only, "chaotic" good.
==Historyz==
Before even Randy Warthog was born, Mr. Skull was a thing. He use to be an Aztec soldier, but died after stepping on an Axolotl with a shock sensitive explosive tied to its back. Don't ask why the axolotl didn't detonate the bomb itself, we don't care. Unfortunately, Mr. Skull's body was blasted away before he could get cremated, and it fell into a large crag in the jungle.
Due to something related to minerals, Mr. Skull's bones would turn jet black in the following years. He wouldn't see the light of day again until 1958, when Wizardheimer's great grandpa's twice removed cousin's teacher's sister's spouse's uncle's pet dog's veternarian's nephew's friend used Mr. Skull's bones to test his magic. It ended up reanimating Mr. Skull, who then crawled out of the ditch and found a flyer advertising the United States of UnAmerica. Having not seen food in years, he tried to eat it. However, he can't digest anything so instead he looked at the flyer, and then decided to go to the United States.
Unfortunately, Mr. Skull scared everyone else as he went by in New York City. This isn't due to him being a skeleton, but rather, it is due to him not having any clothing. He then met Skeletor at a local cafe, eating a scone. Mr. Skull had a talk with him, and Skeletor said that Mr. Skull needed clothes. Mr. Skull decided to rob a JCPenney to take a tuxedo and snazzy shoes. He then accidentally committed arson a few times before the Police got to him. Mr. Skull plead not guilty, so they arrested Skeletor instead.
Then a misplaced Warp Pipe sent him to the swamps of Louisianna, where he saw Randy. Randy asked him if he wanted to do a thing with him, and he obliged. This thing was joining The Residents. He then joined Masters of Power when that was first established, due to being a part of The Residents. Unlike the rest, he lives in a cave below the house, rather than in the house itself.
Okay, maybe we were stretching a bit in the opener, he isn't that bad.
Category:Guys
Category:Skeletons
Category:Undead
Category:The Residents
Category:Masters of Power-related