Lanky Kong

==Summary==
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG, IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
JUST FOR YOU
INFLATE HIMSELF
JUST LIKE A BALLOON
THIS CRAZY KONG JUST DIGS THIS TUNE
HUH
==Personality==
*Styleless
*Graceless
*
*Fucking disgraceful
== Quotes ==
"..." - Lanky Kong as he stares deeply into your very soul
== Trivia ==
*Lanky Kong is an omnipotent, omnipresent entity, meaning he's the only character to have appeared in every episode aside from Mario. Even if not physically, he's there. Always.
*Lanky fucking died at the end of Season 2 after his inflation went deviantart levels of wrong and he got poked by one curious Dr. Mario. Don't trust Dr. Mario, kids, he's not a real doctor.
*Even after his death, he alone accounted for 99.9999999999999999% of the DK Crew's power, possibly more.
*In reality, this anime should have been Lanky's, but since Mario was kind enough to laugh at his face like he wished, he relinquished the ownership of the series to the red plumber.
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