Grognak

Grognak (2019-2019) was a former pro tennis player and currently recognized patron saint. 
== Antics ==
Grognak got into many antics in his time, including playing FNAF 7, going to Paris, babysitting his cousin Billy, and sexually assaulting various members of faculty at the local high school.
== Movie ==
The film Grognak: The Movie was released in February of 2020, just before the COVIL-19 viris. The film was similar in style to Kevin Smith's Clerks, with different small segments that made up the main plotline. It was recieved well critically but failed financially making only $6.98 from its $7 budget.
The film would go on to recieve the 2020 Back-2-School Ravioli Award for Best Movie, with Grognak graciously accepting the award.
== Death ==
Shortly after recieving his award, Grognak would pass away due to kidney failure from eating a bad taco in the break room. His body was rushed to the outdoor garbage bin to be disposed of immediately.
== Legacy ==
Grognak was recognized as a patron saint 2 hours after his death. He is the patron saint of sewage.
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