Pirate Percy vs Forenzik

Light as Pirate Percy Zawesome as Forenzik WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE PIRATE PERCY AGAINST FORENZIK BEGIN Pirate Percy:. 
Pirate Percy is a marionette, and pirate courier and scout for the Laughingstock. Whenever forced to enter dark or scary areas holding treasure, he would be told by the ship, "You have... to go... inside!".  Appearance His head was taken from a porcelain baby doll, and he has a crack on his left eye. In early episodes, the eye was missing, but it was replaced later. His body is made out of ragged and lost pieces of old dolls.  He has red hair, covered by a blue pirate's hat. He wears a blue coat with yellow tassels, and a red-and-white striped shirt.  Personality He is very terrified and nervous about everything, overcome with fits of fears and trembles. He is the most cowardly of the entire crew, but he holds a big contempt to his crew and Janice. His relationship with the other characters is in general ambiguous; he is constantly scared of them and sometimes he attacks them with his knife. He has not shown this behaviour towards Poppy, but towards the rest of the crew instead. More than once, he tried to stop Janice from her mission by attacking her with his weapons, although this could only be because he cares about her too much to let her go into danger.  Regardless of his cowardly flaws, he is very careful and analytical. He is always protective of his crew and their dreams, even if he has to be told to act upon those protective feelings. He sometimes can overcome his fears, as revealed by Calvery, who told Janice about how Percy rescued him from The Rubber Fishes Crew during a battle.  Abilities Although not good at fighting, he is rather intelligent. Percy tends to analize situations more than the rest of characters, and he usually comes up with logical questions the only answer to which is "don't think too much about it". He has great talent with a little wooden flute that he carries on board, but is not quite as good at piano, even though he does know how to play one. Even though he's terrible at playing piano, his lack of talent saved the Laughingstocks once in "Percy Plays Piano". At the end of the episode the crew gives Percy a new piano, but Poppy apparently intended him to learn "how to play it even worse", to use it against Horace and the Rubber Fishes. In this way, bad piano playing can be considered an odd but still useful ability. Trivia He was called Prowler Percy in the pilot. He has been described as having no interest in women. According to the show's creators, he incarnates both Janice's outer personality and disadvantages. When Milo sang a song called "Wimp", mocking him, he frowned on-screen. What made this disturbing is that his normal face is incapable of frowning, so a completely different face was used. It is the only time the new 
Forenzik head was used Forenzik Author's note: Do not read this story until you have read Fright House Screamers is recommended as well, to understand certain parts of the story.  Freddrick Gorgote was born on June 12th, 1972, in Lewiston, Maine, to a German father, Kristoffer Holzer-Gorgote, and a Canadian-American mother, Rosa Gorgote. His birthplace, the Gorgote Farm, was owned by his parents ever since the last occupants died of old age. Even though it looks like it, his birth name wasn't Freddrick Gorgote, but Kino Gorgote. Kino had an older brother named Johnathan, who went by Johnny most of the time, and a younger sister named Sharon. Sadly, a few years after Kino's birth, and a month or so after Sharon's birth, Rosa Gorgote committed suicide after a rather nasty divorce with Kristoffer. In 1984, Kino found out that Kristoffer escaped from an insane asylum in 1970, and told Johnny. Because of this, Kristoffer was sent back to the asylum, and Kino and Sharon went to live with Johnny.  In the same year, Kino was diagnosed with split-personality disorder, very likely due to losing both of his parents. One day, in the summer of 1989, Kino ran away into the woods. During his time in the woods, Kino got the name Freddrick Gorgote because the first thing he killed was a stray cat he found in the woods and nicknamed 'Frederickson'. After a while, Freddrick was found, adopted, and lived in San Diego, California. There, he would graduate from high school, get his Bachelor of Arts, and get his job at Nickelodeon. Once a year, Sharon and Johnny would come over to San Diego to see how Freddrick was doing.  He had a normal life before working on Happy Appy, except for the times his split personality told him to do bad things. At age 27, Freddrick started work on his show called Attack of the Killer Apples. The show was about a small country town that was attacked by evil apples, and the townsfolk invented Rube Goldberg machines to kill the apples. The idea was rejected, but Freddrick got ahold of a fellow worker named Keith Blue, famous for his stop motion commercials and shorts on Game Over
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