Dear Squidward

Dear Squidward is an Spongebob SquarePants vs The Big One short. In this short, Patrick writes a letter to Squidward.
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: Hey man, whatcha doing?
Patrick: Aw Nothing just writing a letter to Squidward
SpongeBob: Cool
Patrick: Yeah, it's pretty crazy, I uh
I haven't seen him in years ever since he moved away for a vacation
(deep Breath and pause) It's weird because-
*Gunshot*
Hide and Seek plays in Background; Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
*SpongeBob breathes heavily*
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Sandy: Oh my gosh, I just thought of the funniest thing-
*Gunshot cracks the glass (headshot)*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
[Squidward walks in]
Squidward (reading): Dear Squidward, by the time you read this-
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm,
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
*Gunshot*
Mmm, what
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Mmm, whatcha sa-
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm,
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Mmm, whatcha s-
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Mmm, whatcha sa-
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Mmm, whatcha s-
*Gunshot*
Mmm, what
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Mmm,
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Mmm,
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Mmm, whatcha
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Mmm,
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Mmm, whatcha
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Police: Whew, got ourselves a bloodbath
Hey, listen to this
"Dear Squidward,"
"By the time you read this, I will be dead"
"This is how I think it's gonna happen"
"SpongeBob will shoot me"
"Then I'll shoot SpongeBob, and Sandy will enter and get shot by SpongeBob."
"Then you'll come in and get shot by SpongeBob, Sandy, and I multiple times"
"Signed, your friend Patrick Star"
*Laughs*
"P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other"
Now isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've-
overlapping, also i didn't even bother italicizing 
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
*Gunshot*
(Mmm, whatcha say?)
Mmm, that you only meant well?
*Gunshot*
(Mmm, that you only meant well?)
*Gunshot*
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
[The Scene cuts to black]
Mr. Krabs: ar ar ar
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