SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day - All Vs/Victory Lines (Secrets and Easter Eggs!)/Victory Lines

==== Metal Ajit Pai====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
35:05	Geno 	Nothing but splinters now. 	
35:08	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Good luck streaming your news station, girls. 	
35:11	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	You're gonna need a stand-in lawyer from all the musicians I just called about your "parodies". 	
35:14	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Nunca metieron cabra, saramambiches. 	
35:18	Nintendo Power 	I have to admit, I was impressed at your internet speeds when that Joker person was released for Smash Super Bros. 	
35:21	Men in Black 	My plans to restore internet freedom can now spread through the entire galaxy! 	
35:24	ZUN 	Maybe you can pour me some of your drink into my cup here. 	
35:28	Thanos 	I'd be more than happy to kill you here, but luckily Disney slipped a few "donations" my way. 	
35:31	Wario Partners, LLP 	No deal? That's a shame, but oh well; I can still take you guys off the web! 	
35:34	King Dedede 	You're telling me you want a connection from LIGHTYEARS away? What am I gonna do with all your money?! 	
35:38	Solid Snake 	Hey, don't feel bad! At least you still get to play on your pachinko machine! 	
35:41	DJ Professor K 	Don't be so down in the dumps, you still have a chance on SoundCloud! Just purchase our media package! 	
35:44	Quote 	I think we both know who the better robot is here, buddy. 	
35:48	Adam Levine 	You'll still be able to post pictures of animals online, such as yourself. 	
35:51	Johnny Bravo 	Hopefully your data will last long enough to scroll through at least one girl on Tinder. If not, sucks to be you. 	
35:55	Mr. Krabs 	I'll make sure Viacom takes no pity on your soul. 	
35:58	Mariya Takeuchi 	It would appear that her empire was only a plastic one. 	
36:01	Dr. Robotnik 	It's for the best if you just stay making those poops on YouTube...as if you have any access now, sucker. 	
36:04	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Your loss. My FCC minions are better than your little yellow blobs, anyway. 	
36:08	Papyrus 	If you like, you can act as a royal guard for the FCC! We hate to inform you that we have no pasta, however. Only Reese's. 	
36:11	Jack & Elmo 	Oh, man! I totally forgot to charge you guys for your edutainment package...this is embarrassing. 	
36:14	Dr. Piccolo 	Let's split it, 50/50. I'm on top, you're on bottom. It's only fair! It'll be worth it, I assure you! 	
36:18	Jack Bros. 	Did I just step on something?...Sounded like a bug... 	
36:21	HOBaRT 	If I got my hands on this baby, I could make all the Reese's Pieces I could ever want... 	
36:24	Rhythm Masters 	If you include "Harlem Shake" in your little rhythm game... MAYBE... I'll charge you 1% off to listen to music online. 	
36:28	Nico Nico 	Don't worry, once the repeal of Net Neutrality reaches Japan, you'll still be able to drive memes straight into the ground. 	
36:31	Donkey Kong 	Thank you for switching your "banana phone" to Verizon. I don't think you'll be able to pay your bills with bananas, though. 	
36:34	MissingNo. 	I can't believe I terminated my own creation...but it is my duty to restore internet freedom. 	
36:38	The Jazz Cats 	It really is a shame that without your music on the internet, you will fade into obscurity. I know what it feels like to fade away...	
36:41	Eminem 	Ahhh, this tournament would feel so empty without me! 	
36:44	Law & Disorder 	You guys never learn your lesson, do you? I always get what I want. 	
==== Geno====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
36:51	Metal Ajit Pai 	For someone so evil, even Smithy was harder to defeat than you... 	
36:54	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Out with the new and back with the old. 	
36:58	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Fool! "Stand"-ing just makes you an easier target! 	
37:01	Pitbull and the Aliens 	A noble fight from my fellow interstellar foes!... That includes you, human. 	
37:04	Nintendo Power 	This puppet body is ready! 	
37:08	Men in Black 	Have you guessed the truth? I'm a visitor from above, and this is a form I'm borrowing briefly. 	
37:11	ZUN 	Sorry to ask this after beating you... but is that doll in your pocket single? 	
37:14	Thanos 	Once again, I have saved the universe from utter destruction. 	
37:18	Wario Partners, LLP 	Whether you're related of not, I don't want to visit any "tower of amusement" you two are hosting! 	
37:21	King Dedede 	The Smithy Gang is a lot weaker, than I remembered... 	
37:24	Solid Snake 	I could learn a thing of two from you, blending in as a doll in plain sight. 	
37:28	DJ Professor K 	Sorry, I can't allow any graffiti on the sacred Star Road. 	
37:31	Quote 	A fair attempt, but your Polar Star is a toy compared to my arm cannon. 	
37:34	Adam Levine 	A piece of that stardom belongs to everyone. You can't keep it. 	
37:38	Johnny Bravo 	Good match, Bravo. Perhaps I'll come visit you after I've settled things here! 	
37:41	Mr. Krabs 	Unhand me! You've lost, and I'm not a toy for you to exchange for monetary gain! 	
37:44	Mariya Takeuchi 	No more playing games! You know my victory is sure. 	
37:48	Dr. Robotnik 	What is this "Stardust Speedway" you speak of? I'm sent to repair Star Road! 	
37:51	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	I have enough luck duplicating "Lucky Day" badges. Begone! 	
37:54	Papyrus 	I serve... a higher authority... one stronger than who you serve. 	
37:58	Jack & Elmo 	There are no stop signs on Star Road! Isn't this embarrassing for you? 	
38:01	Dr. Piccolo 	Apologies, another question. Can I ride you? For heroic purposes, of course. 	
38:04	Jack Bros. 	This battle was a freebie! 	
38:08	HOBaRT 	It is hard for me not to question your choice in possession... however, I wish you luck on your travels, fellow warrior!	
38:11	Rhythm Masters 	It seem you need to practice your skills. Perhaps if you trained with tadpoles, your performance would have been better!	
38:14	Nico Nico 	Oh well, exiting the forest is super simple. Just follow the patterns! 	
38:18	Donkey Kong 	Even though I have won, I will make sure to free your chained bretheren. 	
38:21	MissingNo. 	Lucky for me, I don't have any circuitry in the form I have chosen to be corrupted by your glitches. 	
38:24	The Jazz Cats 	I am not your scratching post! Unclaw me this instant! 	
38:27	Eminem 	Your curses put no effect on me, I don't even know what any of those spells mean! 	
38:31	Law & Disorder 	You nasty stuffed bear. Bet you wish you could have chosen a stronger form, huh? 	
==== Off the Hook ft. Paruko====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
38:38	Metal Ajit Pai 	Paruko: Sorry! Guess our beats are just too much for your slow-ass streaming service! 	
38:41	Geno 	Marina: Sorry, Geno. You're a relic of a bygone era. We're what's hot and happenin' now! 	
38:44	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Pearl: Moonwalking is so dated. Squidbagging is where it's AT! 	
38:48	Pitbull and the Aliens	Marina: Pearl and I were planning to branch out to different styles... Perhaps reggaeton is a great place to start!	
38:51	Nintendo Power 	Pearl: Shoulda given us that Japan-exclusive gear while you had the chance! 	
38:54	Men in Black 	Pearl: You girls ready to raid Area 51?
 Marina: I'll bring the Hyperbombs!
 Paruko: There's no way they can stop the three of us!	
38:58	ZUN 	Pearl: Your aim is horrendous. Lay off the drinks, ya boozy bozo! 	
39:01	Thanos 	Paruko: Looks like he dropped some amusement park tickets! You think they'll let us into Wahoo World with these? 	
39:04	Wario Partners, LLP 	Paruko: No amount of money can protect you from a SECOND beatdown! 	
39:08	King Dedede 	Pearl: Get off of the throne! I wear the crown around here, soft-serve! 	
39:11	Solid Snake 	Marina: Cap'n, this is DJ Hyperfresh. We're done here. 	
39:14	DJ Professor K 	Paruko: WOW! That was... Your beats are so... FRESH! Could you please sign my Game Boy, sir?! 	
39:18	Quote 	Paruko: Dude... Your silence speaks a thousand words... 	
39:21	Adam Levine 	Marina: They let YOU decide the next voices of our generation? 	
39:24	Johnny Bravo 	Pearl: Back off, creep! You're WAYYY out of our league! 	
39:28	Mr. Krabs 	Pearl: WHEW! All this winnin' is gettin' me hungry! You girls know any good burger joints around here? 	
39:31	Mariya Takeuchi 	Marina: Sorry we had to bust up your pretty face Mariya! 	
39:34	Dr. Robotnik 	Marina: Hey. Team Mayo! We've got your beaten egg right here! 	
39:38	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell	Marina: Say, are you two wearing Team Order helmets?
 Pearl: Sheesh, no wonder you guys lost... 	
39:41	Papyrus 	Pearl: Man, that Sunken Scroll wasn't fibbin'! These creatures' skulls really ARE that small! 	
39:44	Jack & Elmo 	Pearl: Today's live announcements were brought to you by the number 8! 	
39:48	Dr. Piccolo 	Paruko: Give it to me straight, doc. Is the involuntary drooling something to worry about? 	
39:51	Jack Bros. 	Pearl: Now scram, ya jack-offs! 	
39:54	HOBaRT 	Pearl: Take the hint! We're not interested in your little "promised land"! 	
39:58	Rhythm Masters 	Marina: Your beats are pretty fly! Come down to Inkopolis and we can collab some time! 	
40:01	Nico Nico 	Paruko: What's this? My shoulders are moving on their own?! 	
40:04	Donkey Kong 	Marina: Where did that amazing singing voice come from, DK? 	
40:08	MissingNo. 	Paruko: AHAH, caught ya! Please don't corrupt my save this time... 	
40:11	The Jazz Cats 	Pearl: *[yawn]* Your music's puttin' me to sleep! Turn up the volume! 	
40:14	Eminem 	Paruko: ♪ I'm the lead singer of my band, ABXY! Makin' washed up rappers wanna rage and cry! ♪ 	
40:18	Law & Disorder 	Pearl: I'M ABOVE THE LAW! TEAM CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME, BABY! 	
==== "Weird Al" Yankovic====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
40;25	Metal Ajit Pai 	Hmm... This Harlem Shake could be great for a parody! I'll call it the Chocolate Shake! 	
40:28	Geno 	Looks like we're gonna need another puppet master for the new world order. 	
40:31	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Hm, maybe I could use this ink to get another tattoo! 	
40:34	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Huh... I was expecting those aliens to be Slime Creatures... 	
40:38	Nintendo Power 	I got 99 problems but a Switch ain't one! 	
40:41	Men in Black 	Fine, I'll make you a sandwich. I'll be sure to cover it in aluminum foil for later. 	
40:44	ZUN 	And the accordion trumps the trumpet! 	
40:48	Thanos 	Hope Disney doesn't replace me on "Milo Murphy's Law" for this. 	
40:51	Wario Partners, LLP 	In all honesty, I parodied the outfit from "Bad" way better than you guys did. 	
40:54	King Dedede 	Hey, mind telling me what hardware store you got that hammer from? 	
40:58	Solid Snake 	And another target's gone! 	
41:01	DJ Professor K 	Sorry, as a former DJ, I have a really bad habit of breaking records... 	
41:04	Quote 	King of indie games, huh? No match for the King of Suede! 	
41:08	Adam Levine 	I refuse to parody those who already make a mockery of themselves. 	
41:11	Johnny Bravo 	I have to admit, you creep me out. 	
41:14	Mr. Krabs 	...Guess that horoscope was right, since you'll be spending the rest of the week face down in the mud! 	
41:18	Mariya Takeuchi 	Plastic? I'd say I'm more of an aluminum kinda guy. 	
41:21	Dr. Robotnik 	Perhaps it would be better if I added a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect? 	
41:24	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	"Get Lucky" and "Happy" were just the beginning... I'm gonna polka-fy your entire combined discography! 	
41:28	Papyrus 	Just got my new resume, and it's printed in Comic Sans! 	
41:31	Jack & Elmo 	If you're ok with me winning, then you might just be tacky too! 	
41:34	Dr. Piccolo 	Think I might have made his heart beat stop for the very last time. 	
41:38	Jack Bros. 	I think I see Jack Frost smeared on my window sill! 	
41:41	HOBaRT 	Boy... I'm really gonna get fat from eating all this lasagna... 	
41:44	Rhythm Masters 	Well you beat it alright, but it doesn't seem like you can eat it! 	
41:48	Nico Nico 	Not as impressive as Frank's 2000-inch tv. 	
41:51	Donkey Kong 	Good try, dong-for-brains. I'll be sure to call Candy Kong for a good time. 	
41:54	MissingNo. 	Now to burn these clothes... 	
41:58	The Jazz Cats 	You guys are pretty good. Maybe if I do another "Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour", I'll hire you guys for help.	
42:01	Eminem 	Yeah, that's what I thought. 	
42:04	Law & Disorder 	Because of the inconvenience I'm going to have to SUE YA! 	
==== Pitbull and the Aliens====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
42:11	Metal Ajit Pai 	Pitbull: Bueno, welcome to Dade County. 	
42:14	Geno 	Pitbull: Try going in a straight line for once, and you might just find a star... In the walk of fame, with my name on it! 	
42:17	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Popoy: ¿De que planeta vienen ustedes, chicas? Marcianito y yo deberíamos visitarlo pronto... 	
42:21	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Popoy: Chao, malitos. Aquí se coronan los maleantes. 	
42:24	Nintendo Power 	Pitbull: Sorry papo, looks like I'm the real hype machine around here! 	
42:27	Men in Black 	Pitbull: Tell your MIB friend to back off or I'll whoop his ass back in time! 	
42:31	ZUN 	Marcianito: cuando es el cumbion de los touhous? 	
42:34	Thanos 	Marcianito: y yo soy... Takesabroso. 	
42:37	Wario Partners, LLP 	Pitbull: Some people are so poor that all they have is money. 	
42:41	King Dedede 	Pitbull: How much can this guy eat?! I hope the Gaylord does hotel room service... 	
42:44	Solid Snake 	Popoy: Parece que le sonó el beeper mientras intentaba esconderse. 	
42:47	DJ Professor K 	Pitbull: You've got skills both in and out of the studio! I got a restaraunt in the heart of Miami, we should go sometime! 	
42:51	Quote 	Pitbull: Never seen a floating island in my life, what a beautiful scenery. Will you take me there? 	
42:54	Adam Levine 	Pitbull: So, the next Super Bowl is taking place in Miami. Hope you come to see my performance! 	
42:57	Johnny Bravo 	Pitbull: Hey, Johnny, after this is all over, why don't you take me to CN City and introduce me to all the beautiful cartoon women?	
43:01	Mr. Krabs 	Marcianito: apaga esa radio, jefe. ahora te enseñamos a bailar un cumbiote bien perrón. 	
43:04	Mariya Takeuchi 	Marcianito: llorando se fue... 	
43:07	Dr. Robotnik 	Popoy: Eyeyey... ese huevo quiere sal! 	
43:11	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Popoy: No le encuentro punto a la suerte, solo hay que hacer coro conmigo para que te hagan millionario. 	
43:14	Papyrus 	Marcianito: cuando tu esqueleto llega a casa y hace el espagueti 	
43:17	Jack & Elmo 	Popoy: Ni se te ocurra volver con el disfraz de mariachi o te pego una paliza, Jack. 	
43:21	Dr. Piccolo 	Popoy: ¡Yeah! ¡Perdonen, Kamehameha! 	
43:24	Jack Bros. 	Popoy: ¡Las trumpetas del Persona 3 and 4 son muy poderosas! 	
43:27	HOBaRT 	Popoy: No te resientas porque no habrá rebate: bate, bate, que aqui concinamos con salsa de tomate. 	
43:31	Rhythm Masters 	Popoy: Taiko, pica el mambo, que llego el mas poderoso. 	
43:34	Nico Nico 	Popoy: ¡No habrá Agente que venga después del atardecer, pero puedo llamarte al Señor... de el Noche! 	
43:37	Donkey Kong 	Marcianito: no ahora, por favor. 	
43:41	MissingNo. 	Pitbull: Guess there was only one number missing... 305! 	
43:44	The Jazz Cats 	Popoy: A mí no me vas a aruñar. 	
43:47	Eminem 	Pitbull: We don't need no salsa to make all the pretty girls dance! 	
43:51	Law & Disorder 	Pitbull: It's a good thing I just so happened to bring this bear spray I got from the mayor of Kodiak! 	
==== Nintendo Power====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
43:57	Metal Ajit Pai 	Reggie: Now where did that Fils-A-Mech go.. 	
44:01	Geno 	Reggie: Go back to the Grinch and tell him his leak was doomed from the start, it had YOU in it. 	
44:04	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Reggie: The Splatoon games were a short-lived novelty. I think it's time to start "fresh" with a new IP. 	
44:07	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Reggie: That's what you get for making me dance in the middle of an important meeting! 	
44:11	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Bill: Uhh...Adios, amigos! Arigato!
 Reggie: Bill, just stop. What are you even doing. 	
44:14	Men in Black 	Bill: Hey, if you ever meet a Japanese alien in need of translation, hit me up anytime! Not during my work hours though, please. 	
44:17	ZUN 	Bill: If you ever want to go to a donut cafe to talk up our Japanese skills, please let me know! 	
44:20	Thanos 	Reggie: Your gauntlet is no match for my trusty Power Glove! 	
44:24	Wario Partners, LLP 	Reggie: This is Reggie, former president of Nintendo. I have taken over Wario Partners, LLP, and will now rename every WarioWare title to "ReggieRare". 	
44:27	King Dedede 	Reggie: Bill, look at him. How pathetic. Whatever happened to you eating oranges? Get a diet or you'll end up looking like him. 	
44:30	Solid Snake 	Reggie: Guess he can't hide from the truth. Nintendo will always beat Konami! 	
44:34	DJ Professor K 	Bill: I feel your DJ skills may have gotten a bit rusty over the years. Why not try out the power of our Nintendo Labo Piano? 	
44:37	Quote 	Reggie: "Cave Story+"? I think it's time for a downgrade. "Cave Story-" will never be released on Nintendo Switch ever! 	
44:40	Adam Levine 	Reggie: Nothing like a fresh, Sunday Morning, playing Nintendo. 	
44:44	Johnny Bravo 	Reggie: Bill, you were pretty wrong, I'm pretty sure this is the cheesiest guy I've EVER met. 	
44:47	Mr. Krabs 	Bill: Would any creatures from Rock Bottom happen to need any form of translation? May be good for advertising. 	
44:50	Mariya Takeuchi 	Bill: I'm such a huge fan; never mind my friend, your lyrics are incredible! I hope we can meet again sometime! 	
44:54	Dr. Robotnik 	Reggie: You know, it really is no wonder why SEGA stopped making consoles and bowed down to us. It's their best decision yet. 	
44:57	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Bill: All hail the Virtual Boy. 	
45:00	Papyrus 	Bill: If I were to be honest, I easily prefer playing the Japanese version of Undertale. 	
45:04	Jack & Elmo 	Reggie: If you want education, you two are free to join one of my lectures anytime! I don't know what I can teach about Octagons, though... 	
45:07	Dr. Piccolo 	Bill: Sorry, but I think both Reggie and I know the power of showing the Switch's true colors. 	
45:10	Jack Bros. 	Reggie: Also, would you mind telling Arsene to stop kicking my ass in Elite Smash? 	
45:14	HOBaRT 	Bill: Mmm...It's dangling! Mmm..mmmmm..num..mmm... *BURP* 	
45:17	Rhythm Masters 	Reggie: Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai won't you be my friend?
 Bill: Um...Reggie, you can stop dancing now...if you want... 	
45:20	Nico Nico 	Bill: If anyone is looking for a Christmas present for Reggie, I recommend Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone for Nintendo 3DS. He could probably use some practice.	
45:24	Donkey Kong 	Reggie: See you later, old friend. I'll make sure Bowser gives you as much bananas as you want. 	
45:27	MissingNo. 	Reggie: We're about kicking ass and taking names: you're about breaking games. 	
45:30	The Jazz Cats 	Reggie: Bill, you're telling me that while I was gone they put Nekopara on the eShop? What's wrong with you?
 Bill: It's called having taste, Reggie. 	
45:34	Eminem 	Reggie: I hope that makes it clear that owning a Joy-Con isn't as cheap as 50 cents. 	
45:37	Law & Disorder 	Reggie: Did you really think you could win a case against us? I mean... c'mon now, I guess that's just the power of Nintendo. 	
==== Men in Black====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
45:44	Metal Ajit Pai 	Agent J: Last time I've seen machinery like yours was over at the Wild Wild West, but even that lasted longer. 	
45:47	Geno 	Howard: [ALIEN CORE EXTRACTION INITIATED.] 	
45:50	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Howard: [PREPARE FOR MARINE SPECIMEN FOR DISSECTION.] 	
45:53	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Howard: [TARGET TRANQUILIZED.] 	
45:57	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Howard: [FAREWELL, FORMER BRETHREN.] 	
46:00	Nintendo Power 	Howard: [IMPOSTORS IMPRISONED, RUMBLING NEURALYZYER RETRIEVED.] 	
46:04	ZUN 	Howard: [UNKNOWN LIQUID SUBSTANCE SPOTTED, MUST USE FORCE TO INVESTIGATE.] 	
46:07	Thanos 	Agent J: Your plans aren't completely ruined, we have a simulation chamber of a farm over at Area 51 that you will be in for a VERY long time.
 Howard: [I CANNOT DIE BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNIVERSE.]	
46:10	Wario Partners, LLP 	Agent J: Don't worry, you'll stop being sad over your friend in no time at all. I just need you to look right here, thank you.	
46:14	King Dedede 	Agent J: Hey G, after that hug, mind making me a sandwich? 	
46:17	Solid Snake 	Agent J: You've certainly seen more than you should have, Snakey. Let's fix that real quick... 	
46:20	DJ Professor K 	Howard: [LOUD MUSIC HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED.] 	
46:24	Quote 	Howard: [SILENT ROBOT DETECTED, ROBOT SUSPECTED, MUST EXTERMINATE AS EXCEPTED.] 	
46:27	Adam Levine 	Agent J: H, what this guy just demonstrated, besides his use of falsetto, is the fact that he has no balls to neuter. 	
46:30	Johnny Bravo 	Agent J: Now that you have free time, could you also tell the Kids Next Door to stop hacking our database? 	
46:34	Mr. Krabs 	Howard: [PREPARING CRUSTACEAN FOR DIGESTION PROTOCOL.] 	
46:37	Mariya Takeuchi 	Howard: [TIME-TRAVELLING EXTRATERRESTRIAL SUSPECTED. SENDING BACK TO 1984.] 	
46:40	Dr. Robotnik 	Agent J: Here lies Dr Robotnik, the biggest ASS who ever lived. 	
46:44	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Agent J: Human subject's taken care of, but can we even neuralize the robot dudes?
 Howard: [NEGATIVE, AGENT J THE FUNK HAS NO END.]	
46:47	Papyrus 	Howard: [SKELETAL BEING DISINTEGRATED. MISSION ACCOMPLISH.] 	
46:50	Jack & Elmo 	Agent J: Don't worry little guy, we just want to be their friend, that's all! You won't be sad, just look here for a second. 	
46:54	Dr. Piccolo 	Agent J: Looks like you busted your balls, if you even have any... 	
46:57	Jack Bros. 	Agent J: Wait until the other agents see this! We've been looking for you since the 60s, dawg! 	
47:00	HOBaRT 	Howard: [MIXING APPARATUS OBTAINED. PREPARING INGREDIENTS.] 	
47:03	Rhythm Masters 	Howard: [NO LONGER TO THE RHYTHM.] 	
47:07	Nico Nico 	Howard: [TARGET CAPTURED. BODY SENSOR EMURATED, EMURATED, EMURATED.] 	
47:10	Donkey Kong 	Howard: [MIND CONTROL VIBES SUCCESSFUL.] 	
47:14	MissingNo. 	Agent J: Go back to whatever extraterrestrial bullshit dimension you came from! 	
47:17	The Jazz Cats 	Howard: [VIBE CHECKED.] 	
47:20	Eminem 	Agent J: Yo E, sorry to leave you in the dust my man. Hope it don't bother you much, you know I'm a nice guy! 	
47:24	Law & Disorder 	Howard: [ROBOT BEAR DISMANTLED. POSSIBLE TRAGEDY AVERTED.]
 Agent J: Your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers! 	
==== ZUN====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
47:30	Metal Ajit Pai 	Throttled internet will never kill the doujin spirit! 	
47:33	Geno 	You might put up a better fight if you covered yourself in the lily-of-the-valley. 	
47:37	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	You’re nothing but a phantom ensemble now. 	
47:40	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	I think you’d get along my friend Sakuya. 	
47:43	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Your fireball is nothing compared to my danmaku! 	
47:47	Nintendo Power 	Smash Bros. could use some more female characters; do you have Sakurai’s phone number? 	
47:50	Men in Black 	You wouldn’t know a tanuki in your ranks, would you? 	
47:53	Thanos 	Perhaps try snapping less and gapping more. 	
47:57	Wario Partners, LLP 	How much of your gold can I take in two minutes? 	
48:00	King Dedede 	I know some rabbits that would love that mallet of yours. 	
48:03	Solid Snake 	I hear you love boxes. There’s an interesting one over at the Hakurei Shrine you should put your money into some time.	
48:07	DJ Professor K 	If you wanted to be even more pirate-like, you could start drinking like me. 	
48:10	Quote 	If you want a real "cave story", just go play Subterranean Animism! 	
48:13	Adam Levine 	This love-colored master spark has taken its toll on you. 	
48:17	Johnny Bravo 	Your ego reminds me of a little fairy I know... 	
48:20	Mr. Krabs 	Why don’t we both go out for a drink sometime? Don’t fret it’s on me! 	
48:23	Mariya Takeuchi 	Moriyas over Mariyas. 	
48:27	Dr. Robotnik 	Please don’t blow up the Moon, I have friends up there. 	
48:30	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	If you want to get lucky, I know a rabbit that can help. 	
48:33	Papyrus 	You wouldn’t last a second in a REAL bullet hell game, my friend. 	
48:37	Jack & Elmo 	Perhaps now you can teach humanity the decimal system? 	
48:40	Dr. Piccolo 	Well, you wouldn’t know if it’s good medicine or not unless you drank it for yourself! 	
48:43	Jack Bros. 	”Explorer”? Never heard of it. Nope, not at all. 	
48:47	HOBaRT 	The kappa will probably appreciate your parts. 	
48:50	Rhythm Masters 	Can you get me in touch with your dev teams? I’d like to pitch an idea I had for Trumpet Hero. 	
48:53	Nico Nico 	I appreciate the offer on the ➈ Coarse Tea and Van Houten brownies but I already have myself a drink. 	
48:57	Donkey Kong 	I’m sure Ms. Ibaraki wouldn’t mind another pet. 	
49:00	MissingNo. 	Rest in peace, Rin Satsuki. 	
49:03	The Jazz Cats 	That jazz band real could’ve used a trumpet. 	
49:07	Eminem 	If that’s how we’re going to talk, fine. Now, bitch, get out of the way! 	
49:10	Law & Disorder 	I beat you once, but prepare for a second helping once Eiki sees to you! 	
==== Thanos====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
49:17	Metal Ajit Pai 	Killing you would do the universe a favor. However, I am forced to grant you my mercy under my contract. How...unbalanced. 	
49:20	Geno 	And so ends the star wars... 	
49:23	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	You can swim back to whatever hole you came from, I've got bigger fish to fry. 	
49:26	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	And all that just for a drop of it... 	
49:30	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Do you really think being "Mr. Worldwide" of one stubborn planet could ever be as substantial as saving the population universe-wide? 	
49:33	Nintendo Power 	You should've gone for my balls. My fat fucking nuts. 	
49:36	Men in Black 	I feel your pain, Smith. Disney has truly been a curse on you as of late. You have my pity. 	
49:40	ZUN 	And so falls the intoxicated fool. 	
49:43	Wario Partners, LLP 	Shame you didn't take my offer. It would've made the two of you filthy rich. 	
49:46	King Dedede 	As a fighter, and a ruler, you fail in both endeavours. Such a waste. 	
49:50	Solid Snake 	Snake...you have my respect. I hope the half of the humans left on Earth remember you for your sacrifice. 	
49:53	DJ Professor K 	Your music sounds... relatively okay for your species. Maybe we can get you on the Camp Rock reboot. 	
49:56	Quote 	I've known a valorous robot like you who doesn't like talking. You're lucky you're not as defective as her. 	
50:00	Adam Levine 	You've just followed a map to your own downfall and there's nothing you can do. 	
50:03	Johnny Bravo 	I must say, out of every human on Earth, you are the most dimwitted I've ever encountered. 	
50:06	Mr. Krabs 	The way I see it, you'll have until sunset before the Soul Stone hits your lower intestine. 	
50:10	Mariya Takeuchi 	You also say you're a traveler of time, without the Time Stone? Impressive. Maybe if you weren't a puny human, we could have been a team.	
50:13	Dr. Robotnik 	I request that you cease and desist all uses of any Disney properties. If you do not comply, you will be erased from existence. 	
50:16	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	More scrap metal... 	
50:20	Papyrus 	As foolish as you are, your valiance is truly admirable. I hope the rest of human- and monsterkind remember you as a hero. 	
50:23	Jack & Elmo 	I'm sorry, little one... 	
50:26	Dr. Piccolo 	There is nothing like a daily dose of a balanced universe. 	
50:30	Jack Bros. 	Your "personas" are nothing more than an illusion; one that I can easily erase. 	
50:33	HOBaRT 	I won't even boast about how ridiculously simple it was to wipe the floor with... whatever you are. 	
50:36	Rhythm Masters 	Ah yes, the peaceful music of a small world... as it should be. 	
50:40	Nico Nico 	Hmm, maybe this nonsensical entertainment would be good for my employer. 	
50:43	Donkey Kong 	Even a simple-minded creature like you couldn't comprehend the needs of your own island. 	
50:46	MissingNo. 	Witness now how I wield supreme power! I understand now. 	
50:50	The Jazz Cats 	The Countdown until I restore balance is just beginning... 	
50:53	Eminem 	The snap of my fingers can take off your undergarments faster than your own product... pathetic... 	
50:56	Law & Disorder 	Don't fret, you both would make good lawyers for my overlords. 	
==== Wario Partners, LLP====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
51:03	Metal Ajit Pai 	Wario: Hmm... I wonder how much Crygor would pay for all these spare parts! 	
51:06	Geno 	Waluigi: What goes around comes around, and money is what makes the world go round! 	
51:09	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Wario: As they say: if you want a job done right, Do It Yourself! Wahahahaaaa! 	
51:13	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Waluigi: Wahahaha, maybe you would've stood a chance had it been a taco stand! 	
51:16	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Waluigi: These aliens are gonna make expensive hit albums for us worldwide! 	
51:19	Nintendo Power 	Wario: Wow, if you were that easy to beat, it's no wonder how that moron Mario beats Bowser all the time... 	
51:23	Men in Black 	Waluigi: Hey, if you give a nice price, we might change our mind about Wario's alien friend... 	
51:26	ZUN 	Wario: And tell those pesky rabbits to get off my moon! That's Wario's private property! 	
51:29	Thanos 	Wario: Woah, you had the power...of a monopoly!? Gotta say, I'm jealous! 	
51:33	King Dedede 	Wario: Triple Deluxe? I'm a bigger fan of Wario Deluxe. Haha! 	
51:36	Solid Snake 	Wario: Laugh and grow fat! Waaaahahahahaha! 	
51:39	DJ Professor K 	Wario: It looks like you really are "techno pathetic" after all! Wahahaha! 	
51:43	Quote 	Waluigi: I think we can make a nice karaoke machine out of what's left of you! 	
51:46	Adam Levine 	Wario: There are no moves like Wario's smooth moves! 	
51:49	Johnny Bravo 	Wario: Wahh!? This guy's a penniless phony! What a waste of time... 	
51:53	Mr. Krabs 	Wario: ALL YOUR MONEY IS GONE! Wahahahahaaa! 	
51:56	Mariya Takeuchi 	Wario: Wagh! I'd rather listen to Mona ramble on about her pizzas than tolerate another second of your "singing"! 	
51:59	Dr. Robotnik 	Waluigi: ...And your moustache is stupid! 	
52:03	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Waluigi: You really called yourselves punks? Wahahahahah! You could never compare to us! We the winner! 	
52:06	Papyrus 	Wario: That spaghetti of yours stinks even for my standards! 	
52:09	Jack & Elmo 	Wario: WAHAHAH! Did you think that stop sign would stop us from being rotten? Say goodbye to your little friend! 	
52:13	Dr. Piccolo 	Wario: How much are these pills worth? Are they even legal? Eh, who cares! Daily dose = daily cash! 	
52:16	Jack Bros. 	Wario: You freaks had no chance against Purple Wind, the Phantom Thief! 	
52:19	HOBaRT 	Waluigi: With this machine, my taco stand will become the greatest stand in the world! Wahahaha! 	
52:23	Rhythm Masters 	Waluigi: Wahh? Off beat? Surely, I would never rig a fair competition like that... 	
52:26	Nico Nico 	Waluigi: How lucky, I needed a TV for my room! 	
52:29	Donkey Kong 	Waluigi: Wah? These bananas are what you call money? Forget everything! Take them back for all I care! 	
52:33	MissingNo. 	Waluigi: Hey, what's the glitch for unlimited cash? 	
52:36	The Jazz Cats 	Wario: Cute animals, good enough music...I think we got ourselves composers for our next game! AND album! It'll be a hit!	
52:39	Eminem 	Wario: I could care less about some girl's underpants, I just want them to pay up! Hurry up! 	
52:43	Law & Disorder 	Wario: See? Told you! NOW SCRAM! NEVER COME BACK! WE'RE DOING FINE! 	
==== King Dedede====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
52:49	Metal Ajit Pai 	Even that there meddlin' Kirby had a better mech than you! 	
52:52	Geno 	Enough hogwash about the Seven Stars! What about them stars orbitin' your head? 	
52:56	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	And I don't wanna see no Splat Roller ever again! 	
52:59	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Yeah, you're pretty Bad, alright! 	
53:02	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Adios! Your alien friends will make some great servants! 	
53:06	Nintendo Power 	Couldn't even last one round? Your appetite ain't nothing without that lil' ol' ghost of yours! 	
53:09	Men in Black 	That was easy! And, uh... when you're done makin' a full recovery, how's about y'all make your King a sandwich? 	
53:12	ZUN 	I don't think that's alcohol you're chokin' on. That there is downright shame! 	
53:16	Thanos 	Looks like the Squeak Squad just got themselves a new member! 	
53:19	Wario Partners, LLP 	I hope ya don't mind me takin' this stash of garlic with me! 	
53:22	Solid Snake 	Stick a fork in this chump and send 'im back to Shadow Moses Island in his own box! I think he's finished! 	
53:26	DJ Professor K 	You know boy, you make a better record than DJ, I can play your beats over and over again! 	
53:29	Quote 	As I always say, loud mouths beat out quiet pipsqueaks any day! 	
53:32	Adam Levine 	Boy, it looks like your Moves Like Jagger ain't enough to rival the likes of good ol' Hammer Time! 	
53:36	Johnny Bravo 	Cartoon Network, huh? Wonder if they'd accept my pitch... 	
53:39	Mr. Krabs 	Hey, Kawasaki! Cook me up some of this seafood, will ya? 	
53:42	Mariya Takeuchi 	Now go back to that there Japan and Cry All Night Long! 	
53:46	Dr. Robotnik 	Ah'm tired of mustachioed menaces tryna mechanize my minions! 	
53:49	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	I admit, I may not be fast, but I'm certainly better, stronger, and harder than you! 	
53:52	Papyrus 	Even Kawasaki can cook a better dish than you! 	
53:56	Jack & Elmo 	I'm starting to be a lot more thankful of N.M.E.'s monsters. At least they don't give me puny ones like this red punk!	
53:59	Dr. Piccolo 	Sorry boy, but I don't think any doctor in Cappy Town has any medication for failure! 	
54:02	Jack Bros. 	You both just got yourself splattered! 	
54:06	HOBaRT 	Kawasaki! I have a surprise for you! Now get back to work and cook me some grub! 	
54:09	Rhythm Masters 	You wanted me to drop a beat, so I did! Heh heh heh heh heh heh! 	
54:12	Nico Nico 	Now y'all really need to stop remixin' my kingly theme song thousands of times. It's really startin' to freak me out! 	
54:16	Donkey Kong 	And tell your cheap crocodilian buddy...for what he did to me...I'M COMIN' FOR HIS HIDE NEXT! 	
54:19	MissingNo. 	Gee, Nightmare Enterprises really need to step their game up! 	
54:22	The Jazz Cats 	Hey Escargoon! Get me some kitty litter, will ya? I think we just got ourselves some new pets! 	
54:26	Eminem 	Oh yeah, your palms are sweaty now, boy! Don't be chokin' now! 	
54:29	Law & Disorder 	I hereby declare the defendant and his witness clobbered, rocked, and slobberknocked! Case dismissed! 	
==== Solid Snake====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
54:36	Metal Ajit Pai 	The internet is the platform for the ever-growing knowledge and history of the human race. Your attempts to control it are as futile as the Patriots.	
54:39	Geno 	That was a good fight. Now, tell me about the specs of that gun arm of yours. 	
54:42	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Man, those girls were obnoxious... they almost blew my cover! 	
54:46	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Looks like you walked right into my laser sight. 	
54:49	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Hmmn... I could really go for some arroz con pollo right about now... 	
54:52	Nintendo Power 	Mission accomplished. Now, let's get some Metal Gear titles on the Switch, shall we? 	
54:56	Men in Black 	Hrnghh...I wish FOXHOUND let me wear a tuxedo on my missions... 	
54:59	ZUN 	Otacon, are you sure Touhou isn't a Japanese anime? 	
55:02	Thanos 	Hhhnthrgrh... Thanos cock... 	
55:06	Wario Partners, LLP 	What's this, garlic? Augh, disgusting! 	
55:09	King Dedede 	What are the specs on that hammer of yours? Gotta say, I'm intrigued. 	
55:12	DJ Professor K 	That was some Good Ass Skating. 	
55:16	Quote 	Words that kill... 	
55:19	Adam Levine 	Hunted you down, ate you alive. 	
55:22	Johnny Bravo 	Hrnnghh... probably should've noticed you had a few more limbs than usual. 	
55:26	Mr. Krabs 	I won this round, but you broke my knife... 	
55:29	Mariya Takeuchi 	Hrmm.... Your ass isn't as good as Meryl's. 	
55:32	Dr. Robotnik 	Another day, another crazed robotics engineer trying to take over the world defeated... 	
55:36	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	I stayed up all night, and got lucky. 	
55:39	Papyrus 	Colonel, the mission is complete. The skeleton is down. I'm gettin' strange déjà-vu... 	
55:42	Jack & Elmo 	Enough of that tickling your red ass, this mission is over! 	
55:46	Dr. Piccolo 	A joint a day made Piccolo lose the frey. 	
55:49	Jack Bros. 	Looks like I've won this round. All thanks to the help of my Persona, Stealth! 	
55:52	HOBaRT 	As I suspected. 	
55:56	Rhythm Masters 	Bet you didn't think it'd be like this. 	
55:59	Nico Nico 	Otacon, those anime girls look like the ones in your search history! 	
56:02	Donkey Kong 	Gotcha! You're mine! ...Colonel, what do you mean this isn't the right kind of monkey? 	
56:06	MissingNo. 	Anomaly has been neutralized. Mission accomplished. 	
56:09	The Jazz Cats 	Colonel, would you happen to know if there are any organizations willing to trade jazz instruments for weaponry? 	
56:12	Eminem 	Hrmm, the real Slim Snake has stood up. 	
56:16	Law & Disorder 	Objection! Uh, not that there's anything to object. Just felt like saying the line myself. 	
==== DJ Professor K====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
56:22	Metal Ajit Pai 	This is DJ Professor K, baby, bringing you another Tokyo underground pirate radio broadcast from Jet Set Radio!	
56:25	Geno 	Hope you enjoyed the show! You're welcome to visit Tokyo-to any time, puppet man. 	
56:28	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Apologies, fish fam, but the sound of Inkopolis ain't no match for the rhythms of Tokyo-to! 	
56:32	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	You may have had the King of Pop on your side, but I am the King of Funk! 	
56:35	Pitbull and the Aliens 	You put up a jammin' fight! Hey, maybe we can cook something up again after it's all over... 	
56:39	Nintendo Power 	Hey, didn't ya get the memo? You know well that SEGA does what NINTENDON'T! 	
56:42	Men in Black 	Nice jigs, dudes, but I got the better moves! 	
56:45	ZUN 	Looks like Jet Set Radio will be expanding to Gensokyo! 	
56:49	Thanos 	Hey, you got dust on my records! Time to blow you away! 	
56:52	Wario Partners, LLP 	You spineless money-hungry fools make me sick to my stomach! 	
56:55	King Dedede 	Hey, don't fall down now, ya hear? You wouldn't wanna cause an earthquake! Hahaha! 	
56:59	Solid Snake 	Caught ya, sucka! Consider yourself tagged! 	
57:02	Quote 	Got nothin' to say? You froze up like a deer in the headlights out there! Hahaha! 	
57:05	Adam Levine 	I think it's about time you branch out, Mr. Levine. Shit's gettin' old. 	
57:09	Johnny Bravo 	That pompadour of yours is a bore, almost as bad as your music. What a snore! 	
57:12	Mr. Krabs 	Sorry my crustace-man, we don't take requests! 	
57:15	Mariya Takeuchi 	You think your husband would be alright with me samplin' his records next? 	
57:18	Dr. Robotnik 	You've got no rhythm! Just a bunch of flashy colors and stuttering noise! 	
57:22	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Hey, y'all ain't too bad! Mind if I could get some tracks for Jet Set Radio? 	
57:25	Papyrus 	Boy, now you're just a pile of bones. I'll use your ribs as a xylophone! 	
57:29	Jack & Elmo 	Eh, guess you get an A for effort. Class dismissed! 	
57:32	Dr. Piccolo 	Sounds like this beat is too sick for you to cure! 	
57:35	Jack Bros. 	Fly like a mothman, sting like a hee-ho! These wack ass beats ain't no match for JET SET RADI-HOOOOOO!!! 	
57:39	HOBaRT 	Too bad! No Bon Appetit for you! 	
57:42	Rhythm Masters 	Ooooh, looks like you couldn't keep up with the funky beats! Try again! 	
57:45	Nico Nico 	I have to say, you make really mad remixes dawg, but nothing can beat this ol' DJ! 	
57:49	Donkey Kong 	Sorry Mr. Kong, your jungle roots are gettin' this rollerblade boot! 	
57:52	MissingNo. 	Nice try, Rokkaku. Your schemes are no match for JET SET RADIOOOOOO!!! 	
57:55	The Jazz Cats 	C'mon now, it ain't that hard to carry a beat! Don't y'all go to school for this? 	
57:59	Eminem 	Shady, consider yourself wasted! 	
58:02	Law & Disorder 	The only evidence I need to prove I'm better than you two is my FUNKY FRESH BEATS! 	
==== Quote====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
58:09	Metal Ajit Pai 	Obtained the Fidget Spinner. Congratulations! It's absolutely useless. 	
58:12	Geno 	Obtained the Geno Beam. You don't have enough Flower Points to use it, though. 	
58:15	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Obtained the Pearlescent Crown. A very pretty crown, but not the one you're looking for. 	
58:19	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Obtained Weird Al's Accordion. Slightly worn, but has an oddly pleasing tune. 	
58:22	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Obtained Pitbull's Shades. You feel like the world is in your hands. 	
58:25	Nintendo Power 	Obtained the Joy-Cons. You are now using tilt controls! 	
58:29	Men in Black 	Obtained Agent J's Neuralyzer. You won't forget this. 	
58:32	ZUN 	Obtained the Sake Vial. Looks like a refreshing drink... Alas, you are a robot. 	
58:35	Thanos 	Obtained the Infinity Gauntlet. Wearing it puts a smile on your face. 	
58:39	Wario Partners, LLP 	Obtained the Garlic Taco. Its very existence warps space and time. 	
58:42	King Dedede 	Obtained Dedede's Jet Hammer. It's too heavy for you to use. 	
58:45	Solid Snake 	Obtained Snake's Bandana. Your ammo is now twice as unlimited? 	
58:49	DJ Professor K 	Obtained Devil's Contract. Looks like an ordinary record... 	
58:52	Adam Levine 	Obtained Moves Like Jagger. Shoot for the stars! 	
58:55	Johnny Bravo 	Obtained Johnny's Hair Gel. You feel more handsome than ever. 	
58:59	Mr. Krabs 	Obtained the Krabby Patty Formula. You feel an urge to perform an evil laugh. 	
59:02	Mariya Takeuchi 	Obtained the Sweetest Music/Morning Glory Single. A beautiful young woman graces its cover. 	
59:05	Dr. Robotnik 	Obtained Robotnik's Chaos Emeralds. The fourth one seems to be missing... 	
59:09	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Obtained the Helmets. You feel as though you're doing something right. 	
59:12	Papyrus 	Obtained the Spaghetti Platter. Though tasty-looking, it is completely inedible. 	
59:15	Jack & Elmo 	Obtained the Red Stop Sign. Congratulations, it's an octagon! 	
59:19	Dr. Piccolo 	Obtained the Daily Dose Prescription. What illness could it be made for? 	
59:22	Jack Bros. 	Obtained the Hee-Ho Boots. MDefense increased by 20! 	
59:25	HOBaRT 	Obtained HOBaRT upgrade. Baking Power increased by 100! 	
59:28	Rhythm Masters 	Obtained the Monkey Watch. You're too distracted by the cute miniature monkeys inside! 	
59:32	Nico Nico 	Obtained the Heart of Admonition. Truly, you are now the boss of this gym. 	
59:35	Donkey Kong 	Obtained the Crystal Coconut. You feel its power surging through your arms as you hold it. 	
59:39	MissingNo. 	Obtained 	The quote is glitched.
59:42	The Jazz Cats 	Obtained the Alto Saxophone. There's pawprints all over it. 	
59:45	Eminem 	Obtained the D12 Dirty Salsa. Careful! It's MUTHA F...IN' HOT! 	
59:49	Law & Disorder 	Obtained the Autopsy Report. You feel as if you can serve justice to all, oddly, in a crude fashion.	
==== Adam Levine====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
59:55 	Metal Ajit Pai 	If any douchebag is going to win this tournament, it's going to be me. 	
59:58 	Geno 	You might be made of wood, but you're as limp as a ragdoll. 	
1:00:02	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	I'd love to mingle, but there's plenty of other fish in the sea! 	
1:00:05	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	...and The Lonely Island is funnier than you'll ever be! 	
1:00:09	Pitbull and the Aliens 	What's the matter, Mr. 305 can't keep up with Mr. 222? 	
1:00:12	Nintendo Power 	It's great that you put my songs in Fitness Boxing, but make a better game next time! 	
1:00:15	Men in Black 	You're not touching any of my Memories, buddy. 	
1:00:19	ZUN 	I don't need fake girls like yours. 	
1:00:22	Thanos 	The only Mickey I'll ever associate with is Madden. 	
1:00:25	Wario Partners, LLP 	You two smell less like you need a cleaner point of view and more like you just straight up need to be cleaner. 	
1:00:29	King Dedede 	...and keep your mouth shut, your accent reminds me too much of that bastard Blake Shelton. 	
1:00:32	Solid Snake 	Maybe you think you can hide, but the sound of your ass cheeks clapping says otherwise. 	
1:00:35	DJ Professor K 	Jeez old man, when I said "Moves Like Jagger" I meant when he was 27, not 72! 	
1:00:39	Quote 	Looks like you're the one in Misery now! ...what's up with that look you're giving me? 	
1:00:42	Johnny Bravo 	You may embrace the nineties, but I AM the nineties. 	
1:00:45	Mr. Krabs 	Let's face it, you're more of a bitter failure than the Super Bowl. 	
1:00:49	Mariya Takeuchi 	Now how about we get our hands all over each other back at the hotel? 	
1:00:52	Dr. Robotnik 	I would've gone easier on you, but you're way too fat for me to even pretend to be humble. 	
1:00:55	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Team Pharrell has been voted off. 	
1:00:59	Papyrus 	I don't understand how a bag of bones like you could live in a place that's so cold. 	
1:01:02	Jack & Elmo 	Okay, sure, your voice might be "fucking baritone", but that means nothing to someone with a vocal range of three-and-a-half.	
1:01:05	Dr. Piccolo 	I've already got Red Pill Blues, why would I need Green and Purple too? 	
1:01:08	Jack Bros. 	Not enough cold to chill my bones. 	
1:01:12	HOBaRT 	I needed a little bit of sweetness in my life. 	
1:01:15	Rhythm Masters 	I'm the band hero, you're the band zeroes! 	
1:01:19	Nico Nico 	Make sure to watch Sugar on YouTube Originals, and NOT Niconico! 	
1:01:22	Donkey Kong 	Out of everyone I've ever turned my chair for, you have got to be the most primitive. 	
1:01:25	MissingNo. 	Must've been a production glitch. 	
1:01:28	The Jazz Cats 	B D A B A E F# 	
1:01:32	Eminem 	I was the better feature on "My Life" and you know it. 	
1:01:35	Law & Disorder 	I sentence the both of you to death. Sorry, I'm a harsh judge. 	
==== Johnny Bravo====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:01:42	Metal Ajit Pai 	Do the Harlem Shake with me! C'mon! 	
1:01:45	Geno 	Sorry about the loss, dolly, but you're welcome to come visit CN City anytime! 	
1:01:48	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	On second thought, I'd ask for your numbers, but I'm not much of a sushi guy. 	
1:01:52	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	And by the way, I know chicks dig my look! 	
1:01:55	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Try growing out your hair, compadres. 	
1:01:58	Nintendo Power 	Keep eating donuts and you'll never match this sweet bod' of mine! Ho!! 	
1:02:02	Men in Black 	I wear black better than you, anyways. 	
1:02:05	ZUN 	Heyyy, maybe you could introduce me to one of your many fine, female friends... 	
1:02:08	Thanos 	I'll admit, you got a wicked jawline and a good smile, but you NEED to lose the costume man. It's embarrassing. 	
1:02:12	Wario Partners, LLP 	Sorry fellas, but money can't buy looks this good. 	
1:02:15	King Dedede 	Your tubby blubby won't score you any points against my physique! 	
1:02:18	Solid Snake 	You can't keep that handsome face in the shadows, ya gotta be loud and proud of it! 	
1:02:22	DJ Professor K 	Maybe I could join your gang. I like a rebellious lady. HE-HA-HUH!! 	
1:02:25	Quote 	Don't worry, I'm used to the silent treatment. 	
1:02:28	Adam Levine 	I don't wanna know what's sending you home... oh wait, it's me! C'mon! 	
1:02:32	Mr. Krabs 	Sorry, ol' man. Can't be eating fast food too much if I plan on keeping this physique. 	
1:02:35	Mariya Takeuchi 	Yeah, Slow Love isn't something I'm unfamiliar with... 	
1:02:38	Dr. Robotnik 	Who needs brains when you got looks like these?! HUH-HA! 	
1:02:42	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	The only good thing about your helmets is seeing my reflection in there! 	
1:02:45	Papyrus 	I'd say taking a lady out for a spaghetti dinner would help, but I think the ladies would rather want dinner with a winner.	
1:02:48	Jack & Elmo 	Just make sure you get my good side... all EIGHT of them. 	
1:02:52	Dr. Piccolo 	I won't need your prescription, Doc. I got Love Fever! 	
1:02:55	Jack Bros. 	I can definitely say I've stolen a lot of hearts! 	
1:02:58	HOBaRT 	Where's the plug on this thing? I gotta do some upkeep on the 'do with my hair dryer. 	
1:03:02	Rhythm Masters 	Hey, stop hitting me with those sticks! Ow, owww!! Watch the face! 	
1:03:05	Nico Nico 	Those anime chicks may be cute, but nothing could ever beat the real deal! 	
1:03:08	Donkey Kong 	Man, it hurts to be this hip! 	
1:03:12	MissingNo. 	Do the debugging with me! C'mon! 	
1:03:15	The Jazz Cats 	If you ever need a gig, I know a certain mouse-hungry cat that can getcha hooked up! 	
1:03:18	Eminem 	These chicks don't even know the name of your band. 	
1:03:22	Law & Disorder 	As long as I'm around hot mamas, I have hope. 	
==== Mr. Krabs====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:03:29	Metal Ajit Pai 	Even with a fancy robot body like that, "Armor Abs" Krabs is the toughest around! 	
1:03:31	Geno 	You'll make a great addition as the main attraction to the reopening of Krabby Land! Arkarkarkarkark! 	
1:03:35	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Sorry, girls! We don't do celebrity discounts. Arkarkarkarkarkark! 	
1:03:38	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	I don't care if you Eat It, just so long as ya foot the bill! 	
1:03:41	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Wow, Patrick! That "Alien-Out" spray of yers really did the trick, lad! 	
1:03:45	Nintendo Power 	Well, ye put up a good fight, but I finally got yer "console" thing. Spongebob me boy! Make me some-of-those "Videa Games" on this thinger here!	
1:03:48	Men in Black 	All of ye will be shiverin' when you hear what I did with the last phony health inspector that's crossed me! 	
1:03:51	ZUN 	...And tell that pesky shrine maiden o' yers I ain't givin' a cent to her "charity"! 	
1:03:55	Thanos 	I'll never let ye take away half of me money-I mean, valued customers! 	
1:03:58	Wario Partners, LLP 	I like yer style, fellas, but there ain't no penny pincher across the seven seas like ol' man Krabs! 	
1:04:01	King Dedede 	Not even Plankton would want to steal from a phony king like you! 	
1:04:05	Solid Snake 	Yer skull must be dummy thick if ya think you had a chance of snatching the Krabby Patty secret formuler. 	
1:04:08	DJ Professor K 	Tell ya what, fer bein' such a good sport, I'll let you perform at the Krusty Krab at a 1% discount! 	
1:04:11	Quote 	I have to admit lad, the sound of sweet silence only strengthens the sound of sweet cash! 	
1:04:15	Adam Levine 	You'll definitely be findin' it hard to breath in such deep water. 	
1:04:18	Johnny Bravo 	Guess I really AM stronger than you, eh? 	
1:04:21	Mariya Takeuchi 	I was hearin' something about "Plastic Bucks"...Well, they're worth nothing at the Krusty Krab! 	
1:04:25	Dr. Robotnik 	Whatever POOP you were yammerin' on about is not any POOP I'm familiar with. 	
1:04:28	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Say, these helmets look pretty pricey! Perhaps I can get a quick buck out of 'em! 	
1:04:31	Papyrus 	Give Smitty me regards! Arkarkarkarkark! 	
1:04:35	Jack & Elmo 	I'd rather be keelhauled through giant clams and cheese graters than have to listen to yer educational television any longer! 	
1:04:38	Dr. Piccolo 	At least I didn't get the same treatment Patrick got... 	
1:04:41	Jack Bros. 	That'll teach ya a lesson about tryin ta' steal me secret formu-I mean heart! 	
1:04:45	HOBaRT 	Spongeboy me Bob, we're puttin' donuts on the assortment today. 	
1:04:48	Rhythm Masters 	I was wondering if you could play that song again? 	
1:04:51	Nico Nico 	Serves ye right, ya big fancy calculator! .........Say, did Plankton mess with yer language settings? 	
1:04:55	Donkey Kong 	I still don't understand what a gorilla was doin' in this tournament in the first place... 	
1:04:58	MissingNo. 	That's right, crawl back to whatever deep sea cavern ya came from. 	
1:05:01	The Jazz Cats 	Is this how it feels to acquire a taste fer "Free Form jazz?" 	
1:05:05	Eminem 	Seriously, you should have an M&M! They're really good! 	
1:05:09	Law & Disorder 	Good thing I'm wearin' me anti-sea bear undergarments. 	
==== Mariya Takeuchi====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:05:15	Metal Ajit Pai 	I suppose the algorithm has spoken on my behalf! 	
1:05:18	Geno 	Well, "Wooden Love" doesn't sound as catchy. 	
1:05:21	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	まあ、凄い勢い！吹き飛ばされちゃいそう! 	
1:05:24	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Oh, I didn't even notice Mr. Jackson tagging along with you! Meeting such talented musicians is always a pleasure!	
1:05:28	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Sorry Mr. 305, I think I prefer 56709. 	
1:05:31	Nintendo Power 	Bill, I've heard you're a fan of my songs! Would you like an autograph as a farewell? 	
1:05:34	Men in Black 	ふう、助かった・・・ あの未来の音楽、もう少し聞いてみたいわ! 	
1:05:38	ZUN 	細野さんに大ファンだって事、伝えておくわね! 	
1:05:41	Thanos 	Hey, do you think you could use that "Time Stone" thing to send me home later? 	
1:05:44	Wario Partners, LLP 	Can't you see? Don't count the money you don't have, boys. 	
1:05:48	King Dedede 	I'm afraid your accent is a bit hard to follow. 	
1:05:51	Solid Snake 	You may be Camouflage, but you're not my type. 	
1:05:54	DJ Professor K 	You will never understand the concept of love! 	
1:05:58	Quote 	It seems like this boy has been living too much of a Quiet Life! 	
1:06:01	Adam Levine 	Sorry Adam, but my Sugar Babe is waiting for me at home! 	
1:06:04	Johnny Bravo 	I bet your love for me isn't the only plastic thing about you! 	
1:06:08	Mr. Krabs 	There are many ways to find happiness, but money most certainly isn't one of them! 	
1:06:11	Dr. Robotnik 	You're too slow, both in speed and in love! 	
1:06:14	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	フランスも60年代とは全然違うのね・・・。 	
1:06:18	Papyrus 	Thanks for the match, Papyrus, I never thought skeletons could be so friendly! 	
1:06:21	Jack & Elmo 	Thank you for your wisdom, Jack! This student has learned enough to surpass the teacher! 	
1:06:24	Dr. Piccolo 	Thanks, doc, but I won't be needing any surgery. It's only the lyrics to my music, after all! 	
1:06:28	Jack Bros. 	また次の冬に達いましょう・・・。 	
1:06:31	HOBaRT 	"High Operative Baking and Ripping Technology"? Well, I guess this proves that analog sound always comes first! 	
1:06:34	Rhythm Masters 	As much as I like your traditional sound, Western rhythms are what get me grooving! 	
1:06:38	Nico Nico 	音楽認講システムは私の手の内よ、あなたの席なんていらないわ。 	
1:06:41	Donkey Kong 	You've got such a nice singing voice for an ape! 	
1:06:44	MissingNo. 	Sorry, "けつばん", but this is why analog is better. Digital is often just too lifeless! 	
1:06:48	The Jazz Cats 	おやつをあげればブギも演奏できるようになるかしら? 	
1:06:51	Eminem 	I love fusion, but your mix of genres is very odd. 	
1:06:54	Law & Disorder 	You two should work out your differences with a Heart to Heart, especially before a competition! 	
==== Dr. Robotnik====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:07:01	Metal Ajit Pai 	Flopping as usual, I see? 	
1:07:04	Geno 	If I ever get lost in those ridiculous woods of yours, I'll just have to FIND A WAY! 	
1:07:08	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	With the Octarians now at my command, I will create a new line of semi-aquatic Badniks to SPLAT that meddling hedgehog! 	
1:07:11	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Come back when you are as weird as some of the projects I participated in, amateur! 	
1:07:14	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Rather than featuring on every song including the Moonlight Sonata, order your idiotic extramobiusials to stop getting drunk on my motor oil! 	
1:07:18	Nintendo Power 	So, you got replaced by those pesky plumbers' mortal enemy, right? Well, for that victory, Mr. Satomi will have to give me a PRRROMOTION! 	
1:07:21	Men in Black 	Because of you, Scratch and Grounder lost 35 minutes and 13 seconds of useful working time. You think these are small NUMBERS? NO! So get out of my sight, Beaenkes!	
1:07:24	ZUN 	I'm sorry, but I couldn't let your overused music overshadow my musical talent! 	
1:07:28	Thanos 	With the Infinity Stones AND the Chaos Emeralds in my possession, I can finally crush that blasted hedgehog! 	
1:07:31	Wario Partners, LLP 	Rats! Why do you have coins and not rings? You both are more useless than my robot minions! 	
1:07:34	King Dedede 	You know what they say: THIS MATCH CONTAINED WIN! 	
1:07:38	Solid Snake 	It's no use being sneaky if you're not devious and under-handed too, you two faced scout! 	
1:07:41	DJ Professor K 	That's enough! Not even these traitors at Rebel Radio would play your tunes, loser! 	
1:07:44	Quote 	Just like I thought, you despicable dunce-bucket! 	
1:07:48	Adam Levine 	Happiness is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of a single brat! 	
1:07:51	Johnny Bravo 	You thought you stood a chance against the handsomest, rottenest man in all of Mobius? 	
1:07:54	Mr. Krabs 	And stop poisoning your clients any further, dinner blaster! 	
1:07:58	Mariya Takeuchi 	That's better! Also, I wonder where I have heard that stubborn little songstress' name before... 	
1:08:01	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	It's your fault, you bumbling metal heads! You make me sick! 	
1:08:04	Papyrus 	I guess I'll have some spaghetti for dinner tonight! MUHAHAHAHAH! 	
1:08:08	Jack & Elmo 	Do you know what my sign is? It's an octagon, as in STOP! 	
1:08:11	Dr. Piccolo 	There's only one genius deserving of the title of Doctor, mutinous mutant! 	
1:08:14	Jack Bros. 	I hope you enjoyed this free sample of my super freeze breath, blue bratniks! 	
1:08:18	HOBaRT 	Curses, I've destroyed it! Now I'll have to have to do my own dirty work and blend those beans myself. 	
1:08:21	Rhythm Masters 	Your talent was as amazing as an off-beat YTPMV, you little beasts! 	
1:08:24	Nico Nico 	Who were you calling Egghead? Eggface! 	
1:08:28	Donkey Kong 	I'M the real king of 90s cartoons, monkey wrench! 	
1:08:31	MissingNo. 	This is what you get for snooping around in debug mode! 	
1:08:34	The Jazz Cats 	You three will do excellently inside of my robots! 	
1:08:38	Eminem 	Nice try, sneaky little street-Slim, but your insult lexicon is far too subpar to compete with mine! 	
1:08:41	Law & Disorder 	Brilliant deductions, you shrimpy sherlocks! 	
==== Daft Punk ft. Pharrell====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:08:48	Metal Ajit Pai 	Pharrell: Hey, you know what N.E.R.D. really stands for? Neutrality Ending is Really Disgusting! 	
1:08:51	Geno 	Thomas: That was a great duel, starboy!
 Pharrell: Erm, Thomas, I think you got the wrong guy here... 	
1:08:54	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Thomas: And don't forget to stay Fresh! 	
1:08:57	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Thomas: Can get lucky! We're gonna get lucky! Let's all get lucky!
 Guy-Manuel: Que... Ça ne se chante pas comme ça, Thomas...?	
1:09:01	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Thomas: You've lost the title of Mr. Worldwide, we're known Around the World now! 	
1:09:04	Nintendo Power 	Thomas: The grey robot triumphs over the grey R.O.B.! Guy-Manuel: (Dommage que la Famicom n'ait pas été jaune...)	
1:09:07	Men in Black 	Thomas: Contact: established.
Music: transmitted.
Victory: achieved! 	
1:09:11	ZUN 	Thomas: How can your friend sail if she misses a few fragments of time? 	
1:09:14	Thanos 	Thomas: You may own Tron: Legacy, but fans will never forget who made its music in the first place! 	
1:09:17	Wario Partners, LLP 	Thomas: If you can't control anything about your companies, you won't make a single buck! 	
1:09:21	King Dedede 	Thomas: Do you know your name in French? It's Dadidou. Da for daft, Di for disastrous and Dou for douchey! 	
1:09:24	Solid Snake 	Thomas: Ahem, gentleman? Go back to travelling around the world. 	
1:09:27	DJ Professor K 	Thomas: Still on the radio? Tune in to 83.7 FM, the sound of tomorrow, the music of today! 	
1:09:31	Quote 	Thomas: If you can't talk, just remember touch! 	
1:09:34	Adam Levine 	Pharrell: Hey Adam, don't be so down next time you cover my song! 	
1:09:37	Johnny Bravo 	Thomas: Alors, c'était lui, Johnny Bravo? Guy-Manuel: Ben bravo. Pas de panique à bord. 	
1:09:41	Mr. Krabs 	Guy-Manuel: T'es qu'un loser. LOSER. LOSER. LOSER. 	
1:09:44	Mariya Takeuchi 	Thomas: Next time we do a Japanese flick, be sure to get in touch! 	
1:09:47	Dr. Robotnik 	Pharrell: Hey guys! You're getting two promotions!
 Thomas: Thanks, Pharrell, but the two songs are unrelated...	
1:09:51	Papyrus 	Guy-Manuel: (Et moi qui pensais lire une bonne BD aujourd'hui... Un peu déçu.) 	
1:09:54	Jack & Elmo 	Pharrell: Hey Elmo, remember you can do anything by reading a book! 	
1:09:57	Dr. Piccolo 	Guy-Manuel: (Ce mec était vert de rage. Heureusement, ce duel n'était pas trop long...) 	
1:10:01	Jack Bros. 	Thomas: I felt it coming... and you never saw it coming! 	
1:10:04	HOBaRT 	Thomas: Sorry, there's no room for any more mixing robots on this stage. 	
1:10:07	Rhythm Masters 	Thomas: Give life back to the drum, Guy-Man. 	
1:10:11	Nico Nico 	Thomas: Thank you for watching us on the prime time... of your life! 	
1:10:14	Donkey Kong 	Pharrell: I ain't got no interest for an ape who isn't bathing! 	
1:10:17	MissingNo. 	Pharrell: We'll catch you at the Celadon Game Corner! 	
1:10:21	The Jazz Cats 	Thomas: Sorry, jazz is cool, but funk is better! 	
1:10:24	Eminem 	Thomas: Your mentor was in a house you'll never be in. 	
1:10:27	Law & Disorder 	Thomas: Justice prevailed against justice!
 Guy-Manuel: (Celle-là était pour vous, Gaspard et Xavier !) 	
==== Papyrus====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:10:34	Metal Ajit Pai 	NO OFFENSE METTATON, BUT EVEN YOUR EX FORM WAS A LOT STRONGER! 	
1:10:37	Geno 	I GUESS NOT ALL ACTION FIGURES ARE GOOD FOR PLANNING THEORETICAL BATTLE SCENARIOS! 	
1:10:40	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	A BITTER DEFEAT DESERVES A TASTY TREAT! YOU THREE WOULD PROVE USEFUL FOR MY DELICIOUS SQUID INK SPAGHETTI! 	
1:10:44	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	IF YOUR SPOOKY FRIEND NEEDS MORE FRIENDS, I KNOW A CERTAIN GHOST WHO CAN HELP! 	
1:10:47	Pitbull and the Aliens 	WHO KNEW WHEN WORKING TOGETHER, HUMANS AND MONSTERS COULD PUT UP SUCH A GOOD FIGHT? 	
1:10:50	Nintendo Power 	YOU KNOW, SANS WOULD'VE LOVED THOSE DONUTS! . . .BUT ALAS, HE WILL CONTINUE TO EAT MY ONE AND ONLY DISH! 	
1:10:54	Men in Black 	DO NOT WORRY! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL HELP YOU FIND SOME CLOTHES! 	
1:10:57	ZUN 	WOWIE!! THAT WAS SOME IMPRESSIVE MAGIC, HUMAN! MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME IMPROVE MY SPECIAL ATTACK! 	
1:11:00	Thanos 	ANYONE CAN BE A GREAT PERSON IF THEY TRY! AND ME, I BARELY HAVE TO TRY AT ALL!! 	
1:11:04	Wario Partners, LLP 	I'VE HEARD OF THE GREAT COUNT CANNOLI. DOES MY VICTORY MEAN I'M YOUR NEXT BIG ITALIAN CUISINE THEMED FOE? 	
1:11:07	King Dedede 	I HEAR YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT OATMEAL! YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE FOOD IS THE OATMEAL WITH THE DINOSAUR EGGS! 	
1:11:11	Solid Snake 	YOU LIKE A GAME ABOUT KILLING MONSTERS? OH DEAR. I HOPE THAT DOESNT AFFECT OUR BUDDING FRIENDSHIP!! 	
1:11:14	DJ Professor K 	OH I KNOW! IT WAS NAPPER HOG!! NO . . . THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER. 	
1:11:17	Quote 	NOT BAD, ROBOT FRIEND!!! YOU MAY HAVE FALLEN DOWN, BUT YOU CAN USE THE JETPACK YOU'VE EQUIPPED!! 	
1:11:20	Adam Levine 	WHAT? YOU'RE 'LEVINE' SO SOON? NYEH HEH HEH!! 	
1:11:24	Johnny Bravo 	STEP THREE: WEAR NICE CLOTHING. . . . WAIT! YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW!!! 	
1:11:27	Mr. Krabs 	JUST BECAUSE YOU LOST, IT'S NO REASON TO GET. . . CRABBY!! NYEH HEH HEH! 	
1:11:30	Mariya Takeuchi 	WOW! I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A THING YOU SAID!! HOPEFULLY FRISK CAN BREAK THE LANGUAGE BARRIER TOO! 	
1:11:34	Dr. Robotnik 	AND IF YOU EVER WANT YTMPVS TO BE POPULAR AGAIN, CALL THE GREAT PAPYRUS! 	
1:11:37	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	DO NOT FRET, HUMANS! DEFEATING ME WAS A NEAR IMPOSSIBILITY. BUT PERHAPS NEXT TIME YOU WILL. . . GET LUCKY! NYEH! HEH HEH!	
1:11:41	Jack & Elmo 	YOU WERE A TRULY MAGNIFICENT HUMAN AND MONSTER TEAM!! EVEN THOUGH YOU LOST, I AM PROUD! 	
1:11:44	Dr. Piccolo 	DID I DO IT? DID I SET A GOOD EXAMPLE?? 	
1:11:47	Jack Bros. 	EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS MINE, YOUR CATCHPHRASE IS WONDERFUL TOO!! HEE-HO!!! 	
1:11:50	HOBaRT 	THIS MACHINE MUST BE BROKEN! HOW CAN YOU NOT BAKE SPAGHETTI?! I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO COOK BY THE BOOK NEXT TIME. . . 	
1:11:54	Rhythm Masters 	I PREFER PUZZLE GAMES ANYWAY!! NYEH!! 	
1:11:57	Nico Nico 	"クさとミもど ! まくツすれ ! のにクごも キオスいこ ヨレだリれ" ! 	
1:12:00	Donkey Kong 	SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOBODY'S HERO!! THAT WOULD BE ME!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! 	
1:12:04	MissingNo. 	YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE! 	
1:12:07	The Jazz Cats 	WAIT, YOU GUYS EAT FISH? STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND! 	
1:12:10	Eminem 	THAT WAS FINE SPAGHETTI! JUST PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! THERE COULD BE CHILDREN HERE! 	
1:12:14	Law & Disorder 	COME BY MY HOUSE AND MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A NICE FUN TEDDY BEAR PARTY! MAYBE SANS CAN JOIN TOO! 	
==== Jack & Elmo====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:12:20	Metal Ajit Pai 	Jack Black: Now that's what I call the power of rock!
 Elmo: And roll! 	
1:12:24	Geno 	Jack Black: Sorry bro, but we are very clearly and quite literally the stars of the show. 	
1:12:27	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Elmo: Elmo really likes your singing! You ladies should sing with Elmo next time! 	
1:12:30	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Jack Black: Tell you what, once I win this tournament (because I totally will, awesome style), I'll do another collab with you, one Jable to another. This time, on MY channel.	
1:12:33	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Jack Black: NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ...ahem, I mean, I suppose my eagle powers made me win! 	
1:12:37	Nintendo Power 	Jack Black: Welp, there go the chances of me recording Nintendo games... or any games... 	
1:12:40	Men in Black 	Elmo: Mr. Jack, why did those guys want to see the Martians?
 Jack Black: They just wanted to find an octagon, so I gave them one in the face! 	
1:12:44	ZUN 	Jack Black: Your demons were never a match for me. I'm a brutal legend, my friend! 	
1:12:47	Thanos 	Elmo: Mr. Thanos, Oscar knows many mice and rats in his garbage can. You should go in there with him! 	
1:12:50	Wario Partners, LLP 	Jack Black: I guess my disguise was just too good for you to tell the difference between me and beating you. I am just on fiya! 	
1:12:54	King Dedede 	Jack Black: In your defense, this matchup wasn't a fair question. 	
1:12:57	Solid Snake 	Elmo: Tell Mr. Octagon that Elmo says hi!
 Jack Black: I think his name is Otacon, little buddy. 	
1:13:00	DJ Professor K 	Elmo: Today's episode of King for Another Day was brought to you by the letter K. 	
1:13:03	Quote 	Elmo: Well, at least he'll make a good puppet friend! 	
1:13:07	Adam Levine 	Elmo: Don't worry, Mr. Levine! Sesame Street has lots of payphones! 	
1:13:10	Johnny Bravo 	Jack Black: You know, if you come by the record store sometime, I may show you a place where you can get some demon girls... 	
1:13:13	Mr. Krabs 	Jack Black: Well, I doubt Nick'll let me host the Kids Choice Awards again after this... 	
1:13:17	Mariya Takeuchi 	Elmo: See you back at Sesame Street, Mariya! Tell Abby Elmo is doing great! 	
1:13:20	Dr. Robotnik 	Elmo: That doctor taught Elmo something today. The letter P stands for Pingas!... Wait... Elmo doesn't know what that means. 	
1:13:24	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Elmo: It was nice getting to see you again, Mr. Pharrell.
 Jack Black: Wait, you know him?! 	
1:13:27	Papyrus 	Jack Black: Now that you're done, could you ask Sans if he would want to collaborate with me? My kids are huge fans! 	
1:13:30	Dr. Piccolo 	Jack Black: I think it's about time you stop talking to this guy Elmo, I think he wants to puppeteer you in a way that's not very child-friendly. 	
1:13:34	Jack Bros. 	Elmo: You look very friendly, mister other Jack! Maybe once Elmo wins, you could move to Sesame Street. 	
1:13:37	HOBaRT 	Elmo: Jack, let's bake some cookies for Cookie Monster! Elmo bets he would be very grateful for our gift! 	
1:13:40	Rhythm Masters 	Elmo: Elmo loves your instrument! He'll make sure to bring one to Sesame Street! Da...-don? 	
1:13:43	Nico Nico 	Jack Black: Wait a minute! Look! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, EIGHT SIDES OF NICO NICO DOUGA! 	
1:13:47	Donkey Kong 	Elmo: Thank you for the fun, Mr. Monkey Kong!
 Jack Black: Erm, he's called Donkey Kong.
 Elmo: But he's a monkey, Jack, not a donkey!
 Jack Black: Okay, Elmo, but I'll explain to you later.	
1:13:50	MissingNo. 	Elmo: Kill James.
 Jack Black: Elmo, what's gotten into you? We beat it, snap out of it! 	
1:13:54	The Jazz Cats 	Jack Black: Phew, that was 45 minutes of non-stop jazz...no, wait a minute, sorry. That was 2 hours and 78 minutes of non-stop jazz! 	
1:13:57	Eminem 	Elmo: Jack, what's a motherfu-
 Jack Black: ELMO! Do not repeat anything that man has said, alright? He's a bad influence. 	
1:14:00	Law & Disorder 	Jack Black: Was there any doubt that us Jables are a better duo? Match made in heaven, baby! Up top Elmo! 	
==== Dr. Piccolo====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:14:07	Metal Ajit Pai 	So, contextually speaking, how fucked are you? 	
1:14:10	Geno 	And no, you can't ride me! THAT WAS SARCASM!!! 	
1:14:13	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	To think your race has the ability to produce such whiny bitches, I'm impressed anyone can take you seriously. 	
1:14:17	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Doctor's orders, keep eating the whole wheat bread, lay off...everything else. 	
1:14:20	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Not so tough without your backup dancers, are you, ugly? 	
1:14:23	Nintendo Power 	I knew those damn doughnuts were gonna be the death of you eventually. 	
1:14:26	Men in Black 	Don't even bother asking if you can touch my skin! 	
1:14:30	ZUN 	My diagnosis? You're an alcoholic. You are ugly, you are disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give me 200 dollars. 	
1:14:33	Thanos 	So, how should we do this, should I go inside you or you go inside me? 	
1:14:37	Wario Partners, LLP 	Here's a referral to the dentist. Never step foot inside my damn office again. 	
1:14:40	King Dedede 	Now, now, that hammer is not your eating disorder. 	
1:14:43	Solid Snake 	Your ass is in perfect condition! Please come to my office for further examination. 	
1:14:46	DJ Professor K 	Here's your cane old man, now scram! You're looking like Kami right about now. (I heard that!) FUCK OFF KAMI! 	
1:14:50	Quote 	Tell Dr. Gero that he may as well retire, there's a new doctor in town who's ready to kick his wrinkly old ass! 	
1:14:53	Adam Levine 	You say you're in Misery? Well, good thing I just put you out of it, bitch. 	
1:14:57	Johnny Bravo 	DAMN IT! I thought I'd actually met my match for once in this, but he turned out to just be a human. 	
1:15:00	Mr. Krabs 	Doctor's orders: put Senzu Bean seeds on the buns, put in a little dose daily, and you got yourself a nice, healthy patty. 	
1:15:03	Mariya Takeuchi 	You also said that you travel through time? Yeah right, and Android 17 is a park ranger. 	
1:15:07	Dr. Robotnik 	At least Dr. Gero uses his brain...literally. You don't look like you have one, where's your brain case? 	
1:15:10	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	My Daily Doses have been proven to be Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger than all of you bitches. 	
1:15:13	Papyrus 	I don't know WHAT to diagnose you with, how do you eat spaghetti? You're a fucking SKELETON! 	
1:15:17	Jack & Elmo 	That's right! It's Diagnosis! I diagnosis you with terrible grammar, now go home. 	
1:15:20	Jack Bros. 	Doctor's recommendation: you should probably fly away, or Gohan is gonna want to tear your "butterfly" wings off... 	
1:15:23	HOBaRT 	Now that I own this in my office, I can make Daily Doses and Senzu Beans for my patients all I damn please! 	
1:15:27	Rhythm Masters 	You're beating too fast...looks like I'll have to pull the plug. Any last words that aren't "Don" or "Ta-don"? 	
1:15:30	Nico Nico 	And don't even think about adding me on MySpace! 	
1:15:33	Donkey Kong 	You're consuming way too much potassium. I've already called your crocodile friend to take away those bananas from you for your own damn good.	
1:15:37	MissingNo. 	Ah, a classic case of the wifi signal jamming bacteria Connectifia Abortus... 	
1:15:40	The Jazz Cats 	Your balls are now inert. 	
1:15:43	Eminem 	By the way, "Kami" means "god". Now bow. 	
1:15:47	Law & Disorder 	Diagnosis? The tall one has schizophrenia, and the bear is obviously a psychopath. You're both going to a mental ward. 	
==== Jack Bros.====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:15:54	Metal Ajit Pai 	Mothman: He who knows not and knows not that he knows not.. 	
1:15:57	Geno 	Jack Frost: Hee's not moving anymore, ho... Maybe Alice would like a new doll? 	
1:16:00	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Jack Frost: Jack Bros. before Hee-ho's! 	
1:16:03	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Mothman: Which of these demons do you love the most?
A.) Mothman
B.) Mothman
C.) Mothman 	
1:16:07	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Jack Frost: Ad-hee-os, ami-ho! 	
1:16:10	Nintendo Power 	Jack Frost: Hee-ho's mad! 	
1:16:13	Men in Black 	Mothman: Me not belong with you. Me belong in the sea of souls! 	
1:16:17	ZUN 	Jack Frost: C-can I still m-hee-t that ice fairy, ho? 	
1:16:20	Thanos 	Jack Frost: By the way, The Santa Clause Three-hee was a piece of shit, ho! 	
1:16:23	Wario Partners, LLP 	Jack Frost: Sad hee-humans consumed by greed. Are you sure they're no friend-ho's of Mammon? 	
1:16:27	King Dedede 	Jack Frost: I bet you look really ugl-hee beneath the mask, ho ho ho! 	
1:16:30	Solid Snake 	Jack Frost: Hey! Budd-hee! Look at this, hee-ho! Me-in-the-box! 	
1:16:33	DJ Professor K 	Jack Frost: Tokyo-to is ours! Hee-ho! And no mysterious record was needed! 	
1:16:37	Quote 	Mothman: Me knew it. Toaster was hiding... LAMP! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 	
1:16:40	Adam Levine 	Jack Frost: What's th-hee matter? Is it not a Happy-Ho Christmas? Too bad! 	
1:16:43	Johnny Bravo 	Jack Frost: Hee-ho ho ho! How sad! You probably don't even get any chocolates on Valentine's Day! I think I know someone in Inaba that could hee-help you!	
1:16:47	Mr. Krabs 	Mothman: Blech. Your Hamburger not taste good. Me think you might have burned your bread... 	
1:16:50	Mariya Takeuchi 	Mothman: Heartbeat, heartbreak. Me tell you, goodbye. 	
1:16:53	Dr. Robotnik 	Mothman: ONE MORE DOC REJECTED! 	
1:16:57	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Jack Frost: They were hee-human after all, ho! 	
1:17:00	Papyrus 	Mothman: Me suppose folks can't handle my Skull Crusher. 	
1:17:04	Jack & Elmo 	Jack Frost: Hee-ho! I'm the Jack-of-all-trades!
 Mothman: Erm... Me accidentally step on little demon... he is not moving... 	
1:17:07	Dr. Piccolo 	Mothman: Go cure GUILT with your Healing Touch instead, doctor... 	
1:17:10	HOBaRT 	Jack Frost: Don't worry, we can still be friends Hee-HOBaRT! 	
1:17:13	Rhythm Masters 	Jack Frost: They didn't even make it past the Dark hour... How disappointing, da-don! Uh... I mean... Hee-ho! 	
1:17:17	Nico Nico 	Jack Frost: At least t-hee-se so-ho called wrestling videos are better than looking at Mara again...
 Mothman: ME... SEE... EVERYTHING... 	
1:17:20	Donkey Kong 	Mothman: Begone, Thoth 	
1:17:23	MissingNo. 	Mothman: Er? Er?
 Jack Frost: Hee-ho? I'm going to pretend that I never saw that mess! Must be a new demon... 	
1:17:27	The Jazz Cats 	Mothman: You imposter Nekomata must be tired. Go to sleep. 	
1:17:30	Eminem 	Mothman: Can me take tasty hot sauce?
 Jack Frost: Hee-no! Get rid of that! You wouldn't want me to melt, ho! 	
1:17:33	Law & Disorder 	Jack Frost: What's the matter? Let me guess... A cold case? Hee-ho ho ho! 	
==== HOBaRT ====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:17:40	Metal Ajit Pai 	S T I R R I N G P E A N U T B U T T E R 	
1:17:43	Geno 	B A K I N G S T A R S H A P E D C O O K I E S 	
1:17:47	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	N O W P R E P A R I N G T A K O Y A K I B A T T E R 	
1:17:50	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	S A U E R K R A U T R E A D Y 	
1:17:53	Pitbull and the Aliens 	M I X I N G S P A C E F O O D 	
1:17:57	Nintendo Power 	D O N U T B A K I N G C A N C E L L E D 	
1:18:00	Men in Black 	S A N D W I C H M A D E 	
1:18:03	ZUN 	B E E R - B A T T E R E D O N I O N R I N G S C O M P L E T E D 	
1:18:07	Thanos 	M A S H I N G A L L I N G R E D I E N T S I N T O A S I N G L E A T O M 	
1:18:10	Wario Partners, LLP 	G A R L I C B R E A D R E A D Y 	
1:18:13	King Dedede 	G O U R M E T F O O D A C H I E V E D 	
1:18:17	Solid Snake 	S N A K E D I S H C O M P L E T E 	
1:18:20	DJ Professor K 	A D D I N G M I L K O F T W O M O N T H S A G O 	
1:18:23	Quote 	M O R E S I L E N C E 	
1:18:27	Adam Levine 	J U I C I N G K I W I S 	
1:18:30	Johnny Bravo 	B A C O N A N D E G G S C O M P L E T E 	
1:18:33	Mr. Krabs 	P R E P A R I N G T H E K R A B B Y P A T T Y 	
1:18:37	Mariya Takeuchi 	L E F T O V E R S P R E S E R V E D . N O W E N H A N C I N G A L G O R I T H M 	
1:18:40	Dr. Robotnik 	A D D I N G E G G S 	
1:18:43	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	A D D I N G L E M O N S T O S A N G R I A W I N E 	
1:18:47	Papyrus 	I N G R E D I E N T S D E F E C T I V E ; T U R N E D T O P O W D E R . S W I T C H I N G T O G I A N T ' S B R E A D R E C I P E	
1:18:50	Jack & Elmo 	S T I R R I N G I N A N O C T A G O N A L F O R M A T I O N 	
1:18:53	Dr. Piccolo 	D A I L Y D O S E O F I N G R E D I E N T S I S N O W R E A D Y 	
1:18:57	Jack Bros. 	N O W P R E P A R I N G S N O W C O N E S 	
1:19:00	Rhythm Masters 	F R U I T B A S K E T A S S E M B L E D 	
1:19:03	Nico Nico 	D I N G 	
1:19:07	Donkey Kong 	B A N A N A P U D D I N G C O M P L E T E 	
1:19:10	MissingNo. 	E R R O R R E S O L V E D , R E S U M I N G B A K I N G 	
1:19:13	The Jazz Cats 	P R E P A R I N G C A T N I P 	
1:19:17	Eminem 	W H E R E D I D T H E O P E R A T O R G O ? 	
1:19:20	Law & Disorder 	R A M E N A P P R O P R I A T E L Y T O P P E D W I T H B U R G E R 	
==== Rhythm Masters====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:19:27	Metal Ajit Pai 	Hakuko: Tell your board they should spin around in their chairs sometimes. Maybe that will help them take decisions at a better rhythm!	
1:19:30	Geno 	Don-chan: Owie! Your type of wood is certainly not fitting for a pair of Bachi drum sticks, don... 	
1:19:33	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Hakuko: Fascinating! I can't wait to tell the Rhythm League about you girls!
 Don-chan: They're gonna love it, just like I love to drum to splatunes, da-don!	
1:19:36	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Don-chan: It's like your Yo-Kai friend says! Just BEAT it. Dodon ga-don! 	
1:19:40	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Hakuko: Fun is the universal language! 	
1:19:43	Nintendo Power 	Hakuko: Say, Don-chan, aren't you interested in some smashing rhythms?
 Don-chan: I'd want to beat the beat for sure, da-don! I can ask Mr. Pac-Man for help about it!	
1:19:47	Men in Black 	Hakuko: If you want to tranquilize aliens, just give 'em pork rice bowls! 	
1:19:50	ZUN 	Hakuko: Don't worry, your songs will remain Untouched in Band Brothers P! 	
1:19:53	Thanos 	Don-chan: How could you play a taiko drum with only one Bachi drum stick or with only Don or Ka? Don't be so silly, da-don! 	
1:19:56	Wario Partners, LLP 	Hakuko: No need for us to buy your garlic, we have plenty at home! 	
1:20:00	King Dedede 	Don-chan: Oh, but it was you, Mr. De-da-don! Why were you wearing that weird mask? 	
1:20:03	Solid Snake 	Don-chan: Your traps are no match for Mr. Pac-Man's! I know it, I was there, da-don! 	
1:20:06	DJ Professor K 	Don-chan: Now that was a real beat mania-don! 	
1:20:10	Quote 	Hakuko: Since you know rabbits, could you help me? There's one I know who wants to become one with the Moon... 	
1:20:13	Adam Levine 	Hakuko: That was really thrilling! Did this love of rhythm take a toll on me?... I suppose! 	
1:20:17	Johnny Bravo 	Don-chan: Now that we've won, I guess I'll call John "Johnny" for a while, da-don! 	
1:20:20	Mr. Krabs 	Don-chan: I wonder if that crab guy has ever met Mr. Lantern Eel, da-don.
 Hakuko: Don't ask me, those dancing shrimp are the only sea creatures I know!	
1:20:23	Mariya Takeuchi 	Don-chan: I remember drumming to a song from your husband, it was amazing, da-don! Could I please drum to one of your songs too? 	
1:20:27	Dr. Robotnik 	Hakuko: This dude surely had a few Misses when making his robots...
 Don-chan: He should meet Professor Otowa, he'll know what to do, da-don!	
1:20:30	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Don-chan: Hey, you guys! I want some help making taiko drums known around the world, da-don! 	
1:20:33	Papyrus 	Don-chan: Donkatkat, DON, kadon, donkadon, donkad- wait, I don't think you're the right guy... 	
1:20:36	Jack & Elmo 	Don-chan: Can't make the greatest song in the world without the greatest rhythm in the world, da-don! 	
1:20:40	Dr. Piccolo 	Hakuko: It was nice to see you again Dr. Bacteria! Keep up the good rhythm! Don't forget to go for a perfect next time! 	
1:20:43	Jack Bros. 	Hakuko: Your beats are too cold! I know a few Captains who can make you pick up some heat! 	
1:20:47	HOBaRT 	Hakuko: This machine is working well! I could use it to make some dough later! 	
1:20:50	Nico Nico 	Don-chan: Well, it was very nice to beat- I mean, meet you! Hope we can remix a song together sometime, da-don! 	
1:20:53	Donkey Kong 	Don-chan: Bongos are cool, but I prefer taiko drums, da-don! 	
1:20:57	MissingNo. 	Don-chan: Phew... That was so scary! I almost felt my soul leaving me, don...
 Hakuko: Hey, if you want to scare us any further, you'll have to Try Again!	
1:21:00	The Jazz Cats 	Hakuko: The Jazz Cats? I'd rather play with The Clap Cats! 	
1:21:03	Eminem 	Hakuko: Yo, time for a snack, isn't it?
 Don-chan: Don! 	
1:21:07	Law & Disorder 	Hakuko: Don't be so blue, bear! You could work up a hearty appetite and become a great rhythm minigame! 	
==== Nico Nico====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:21:14	Metal Ajit Pai 	そんな装備で大丈夫か？ 	
1:21:16	Geno 	I'm a gaming god. 	
1:21:20	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘! 	
1:21:23	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! 	
1:21:26	Pitbull and the Aliens 	ボルガ博士、お許しください！ 	
1:21:30	Nintendo Power 	二度と来るんじゃねえよ! 	
1:21:33	Men in Black 	まだあなたは全てを知りたい？ 	
1:21:36	ZUN 	ああああああああ ! ! 忘れてた！ 	
1:21:40	Thanos 	Here's your change, have a nice day. 	
1:21:43	Wario Partners, LLP 	Get up you lazy cow! Where's my breakfast? ♂ 	
1:21:46	King Dedede 	パーン！パーン！頭がパーン！頭がパーン！パーン！パーン！ 	
1:21:50	Solid Snake 	兄貴・・・ 	
1:21:53	DJ Professor K 	ダイナモ感覚！ダイナモ感覚！ YO! YO! YO! DJ DJ... YEAH! 	
1:21:56	Quote 	なんて非効率的でしょう ロボットダンス 	
1:22:00	Adam Levine 	ララララ ラララ ララララ ラララ ララララ ラララ ララララララ! 	
1:22:03	Johnny Bravo 	やらないか? 	
1:22:06	Mr. Krabs 	ｷｪｪｪｪｪｪｱｧｧｧｧｧｧｼｬｧﾍﾞｯﾀｧｧｧｧｧｧｧ!!! 	
1:22:10	Mariya Takeuchi 	あなたの肌が、大好きです。いつまでも、変わらないで。しんほう堂すきだからららららら! 	
1:22:13	Dr. Robotnik 	v0 	
1:22:16	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	TARGET. CAPTURED. 	
1:22:20	Papyrus 	カップヌードル食べたくなってきた 	
1:22:23	Jack & Elmo 	ジャックジャック動画 	
1:22:26	Dr. Piccolo 	ヤムチャしやがって・・・ 	
1:22:30	Jack Bros. 	もっと熱くなれよ！！ 	
1:22:33	HOBaRT 	私が決めた いま決めた だから飲んで 私の野菜ジュース 価格は200円 	
1:22:36	Rhythm Masters 	三倍アイスクリィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィーム！！ 	
1:22:40	Donkey Kong 	ウンチーコングって知ってる？ 	
1:22:43	MissingNo. 	X Windows エラー 	
1:22:46	The Jazz Cats 	きゅっきゅっきゅっニャー！きゅっきゅっきゅっニャー！ 	
1:22:50	Eminem 	はしたない ! 	
1:22:53	Law & Disorder 	ありがとうアナログマ 	
==== Donkey Kong====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:23:00	Metal Ajit Pai 	Now make like a banana and split! 	
1:23:03	Geno 	Cranky was right! There was really no hope for you! 	
1:23:06	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	I'm gonna be late for my date! Oh man, Candy better not be mad I beat you three... 	
1:23:10	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	It seems that you two are great at being bad! 	
1:23:13	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Take your green goo back to the planet it came from! 	
1:23:16	Nintendo Power 	Guess the video game industry is too much for you, huh? Wanna help with a Coconut Chill business? I heard Bluster is still hiring!	
1:23:20	Men in Black 	Am I neuralyzed? I'm not a slave right now, right? 	
1:23:23	ZUN 	Hey, how about I come up with my OWN genre! How about "Coconut Catastrophe"! 	
1:23:26	Thanos 	I thought I was nobody's hero, but it turns out I'm half of Kong-kind's! 	
1:23:30	Wario Partners, LLP 	That's for everything you did to Cranky! ...Wait, sorry, I'm thinking about someone else... 	
1:23:33	King Dedede 	Different King, same result! It's not so funny now, isn't it... 	
1:23:36	Solid Snake 	Sorry pal, hiding you gets you nowhere. Trust me, I tried hiding my bananas, just see how that turned out... 	
1:23:40	DJ Professor K 	Sorry old man, but it seems you got a bit rusty. I'm sure Cranky would like some new friends anyway! 	
1:23:43	Quote 	If I see you with a robot version of my girl, I'll bust you into bits! 	
1:23:46	Adam Levine 	I can see it now...the crowd will begin to cheer! 	
1:23:50	Johnny Bravo 	Sorry, buddy, but this ape doesn't do the monkey. 	
1:23:53	Mr. Krabs 	Wow, now neither Bluster OR K. Rool can compare to how greedy you are! 	
1:23:57	Mariya Takeuchi 	Future Funk? I think I just proved the DK Crew's got all the funk you need, girl! Just go talk with Funky! 	
1:24:00	Dr. Robotnik 	It's time you get a DEMOTION! 	
1:24:03	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Harder, BIGGER, faster, stronger! 	
1:24:06	Papyrus 	Y'know, if you can set up me and Candy a nice banana topped pasta dinner, I'd owe ya one! 	
1:24:10	Jack & Elmo 	You two reminded me a lot of me and Diddy, make sure your friendship doesn't turn out like and elevator and go down! 	
1:24:13	Dr. Piccolo 	Sorry, I've fought with a big green dude before, you'd be better off as his sidekick! 	
1:24:16	Jack Bros. 	Me like snow! Me like ice! Me...don't know why I'm talking like this... 	
1:24:20	HOBaRT 	Jackpot! Now it's time to make some banana cream pie like Mama Kong used to make! 	
1:24:23	Rhythm Masters 	Some rhythm masters you are! If you had moves as graceful as mine, you woulda had a chance. 	
1:24:26	Nico Nico 	I need a replacement anyway, my old television just won't stop showing compilations of villains... 	
1:24:30	MissingNo. 	Turns out, you're just a failure like all K. Rool's other experiments. 	
1:24:33	The Jazz Cats 	Are you available for bookings? Our next annual Kongo Bongo Ceasefire could really use some live music! 	
1:24:37	Eminem 	It isn't real salsa music if you don't have the kongas! 	
1:24:40	Law & Disorder 	(Psst... hey, give me your information whenever. Diddy's been going through some tax issues lately.) 	
==== MissingNo.====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:24:47	Metal Ajit Pai 	Too bad! The trade was canceled! 	
1:24:50	Geno 	Error message 	
1:24:53	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	⚠ [Error Code: 2002-4153] The software was closed because an error occurred. 	
1:24:56	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	KOSA: yankovic.iso haiwezi kupatikana 	
1:25:00	Pitbull and the Aliens 	La base de datos de virus ha sido actualizada. 	
1:25:03	Nintendo Power 	You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? 	
1:25:06	Men in Black 	Memory successfully erased. Rewinding... 	
1:25:10	ZUN 	error : Sound ƒtƒ@ƒCƒ‹‚ᵃ“Ç‚Ý☒ž‚ß‚È‚¢ ƒf☒[ƒ^‚ðŠm”F data/wav/plst00.wav 	
1:25:13	Thanos 	Population restored. Thanos could not be found. 	
1:25:16	Wario Partners, LLP 	255 WARE CANDY obtained! 	
1:25:20	King Dedede 	Fatal Inhale 	
1:25:23	Solid Snake 	The application was unable to start correctly (0xc000007b). 	
1:25:26	DJ Professor K 	Collision ERROR: Rokkaku Expo 	
1:25:30	Quote 	Thank you. This is as far as it goes for now.
2003/09/27 Studio Pixel 	
1:25:33	Adam Levine 	We're sorry. The number you have dialed requires a coin deposit. Please hang up momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coin	
1:25:36	Johnny Bravo 	Sep 16 2007
15:00:44 15:00:44 	
1:25:40	Mr. Krabs 	(With apologies to Jim Morrison) This is the end, my only friend, The End 	
1:25:43	Mariya Takeuchi 	Audio renderer error. Please restart your computer. 	
1:25:46	Dr. Robotnik 	ILLEGAL INSTRUCTION$526F626F746E696B 	
1:25:50	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	POKÉMON #250 
MISSING 	
1:25:53	Papyrus 	☜☼☼⚐☼✏✏✏ 💧☜☜ ✡⚐🕆 ☹✌❄☜☼✏ 	
1:25:56	Jack & Elmo 	watchout for those cracks! 	
1:26:00	Dr. Piccolo 	A neophyte defying a god. 	
1:26:03	Jack Bros. 	CPU over temperature error. 	
1:26:07	HOBaRT 	If service is needed on this equipment, contact your local Hobart Service office. 	
1:26:10	Rhythm Masters 	It's normal. On the beat! What happen!? Not enough a basis. Bad beat of behind. Super sense of rest! Great beat of behind! 	
1:26:13	Nico Nico 	This video contains content from SOKKA GAKKAI INTERNATIONAL which has been blocked on copyright grounds. 	
1:26:16	Donkey Kong 	This product will not operate when connected to a device that makes unauthorized copies. 	
1:26:20	The Jazz Cats 	Unfortunately, NekoAtsume has stopped. 	
1:26:23	Eminem 	ERROR: FerSpyder.dll has been moved or renamed. Please reinstall ALike 	
1:26:27	Law & Disorder 	デバッグ用テキスト4 	
==== The Jazz Cats====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:26:33	Metal Ajit Pai 	Tom: Just like a Louis Cole solo show, low band width. 	
1:26:36	Geno 	Shades: Is this doll made of satin? It's certainly flippin'. 	
1:26:40	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	sphelonious donk: ｃｏｎｓｕｍｅ　ｓｅａｆｏｏｄ 	
1:26:43	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Tom: Maria Schneider called to let you know writing for accordion was a mistake. 	
1:26:46	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Tom: Turns out you weren't as worldwide as the hexatonic agumented scale... Shiiiiiiiiid. 	
1:26:50	Nintendo Power 	Tom: You can't translate soul. 	
1:26:53	Men in Black 	Tom: So-called "Jazzy" Jeff's a fucking liar and you knew it. 	
1:26:56	ZUN 	Tom: Talk about a bitch's brew. 	
1:27:00	Thanos 	sphelonious donk: ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔｌｙ　ｂａｌａｎｃｅｄ 	
1:27:03	Wario Partners, LLP 	Tom: Clean those dirty chords up, man. You don't deserve them. 	
1:27:06	King Dedede 	Tom: Shame, a hammer as big as your head, and you can't even hit the changes. 	
1:27:10	Solid Snake 	sphelonious donk: ｉ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｆｕｌｆｉｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｒｏｐｈｅｃｙ　ａｎｄ　ｓｌａｙ　ｈｉｄｅｏ　ｋｏｊｉｍａ 	
1:27:13	DJ Professor K 	Shades: How about you sample a real instrument next time? 	
1:27:16	Quote 	Shades: Get back in your omnibook, Quote. 	
1:27:20	Adam Levine 	Tom: Now PJ Morton is free to make better music again. 	
1:27:23	Johnny Bravo 	Shades: Less time in the mirror, more time in the shed! 	
1:27:27	Mr. Krabs 	sphelonious donk: ｃｏｎｓｕｍｅ　ｓｅａｆｏｏｄ 	
1:27:30	Mariya Takeuchi 	Shades: Too bad plastic ain't supreme. 	
1:27:33	Dr. Robotnik 	sphelonious donk:ｓｈｏｏｔ　ｈｏｇｓ 	
1:27:36	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	sphelonious donk: ｆｏｌｌｏｗ　ｍｉｎｉｏｎｓ　ｗｏｒｌｄ　ｏｎ　ｆａｃｅｂｏｏｋ　ｆｏｒ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｄａｉｌｙ　ｍｉｎｉｏｎ　ｃｏｎｔｅｎｔ 	
1:27:40	Papyrus 	sphelonious donk: ｃｏｎｓｕｍｅ　ｓｐａｇｈｅｔｔｉ 	
1:27:43	Jack & Elmo 	Shades: Your chances of winning just went saxaboom! 	
1:27:47	Dr. Piccolo 	Shades: Shoulda gotten your daily dose of practice in. 	
1:27:50	Jack Bros. 	sphelonious donk: ｊａｃｋ　ｂｒｏｓ．．．　ｏｆｆ 	
1:27:53	HOBaRT 	Shades: Someone call Chet... We need a new Baker. 	
1:27:56	Rhythm Masters 	Shades: Guess Kamasi was right. It changes. 	
1:28:00	Nico Nico 	sphelonious donk: ｉｎｓｏｌｅｎｔ　ｗｅｅａｂｏｏｓ 	
1:28:03	Donkey Kong 	sphelonious donk: ｏｎｌｙ　ｏｎｅ　ｄｏｎｋ 	
1:28:06	MissingNo. 	sphelonious donk: ＳＬＱＩ_５５５•７７：１２ｂ３Ｘ４２ｂ７Ｘ１ 	
1:28:10	Eminem 	sphelonious donk: ｃｏｎｓｕｍｅ　ｓｐａｇｈｅｔｔｉ 	
1:28:13	Law & Disorder 	Tom: Get ready for my next release: Turnabout Neo Soul! 	
==== Eminem====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:28:20	Metal Ajit Pai 	Maybe now you assholes will let me be. 	
1:28:23	Geno 	Slim Shady's bout to take a turn to the flipside, so kiss my white paper ass! 	
1:28:27	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	No hard feelings ladies... hey anemone girl, wanna find out how many tentacles fit up my ass? Don't worry, I've put worse up there. 	
1:28:30	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	How's that for artistic expression, bitch? ...Hey, by the way, is that twinkie weiner sandwich still up for grabs? 	
1:28:33	Pitbull and the Aliens 	MY SALSA MAKES ALL THE ALIENS WANT TO DANCE AND TAKE OFF THEIR UNDERPANTS! 	
1:28:37	Nintendo Power 	Just settled my copyright strikes. FUCK YOU REGGIE! 	
1:28:40	Men in Black 	And fuck you too, you slinky-ass, bald-headed alien asshole. Blow me. 	
1:28:43	ZUN 	By the way, fuck off with that with that trumpet you drunk piece of shit. It's giving me a fuckin' migraine. 	
1:28:46	Thanos 	Snap back to reality... whoops, there goes Thanos, he choked. 	
1:28:50	Wario Partners, LLP 	Whoops! My CD just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip. 	
1:28:53	King Dedede 	Thought you could win? Think not. Why be a king... when you can be a God? Wait, shit. 	
1:28:56	Solid Snake 	Let's get one thing straight, bitch. As long as I'm Shady, you'll always be livin' in my shadow. 	
1:29:00	DJ Professor K 	Aight, everybody, make it home safe! Make some noise for your fuckin' selves! And make nothing for Professor K! 	
1:29:03	Quote 	I gotta hand it to 'em, though: For a robot, kid's got balls, stealin' robo-girl panties? I guess that's what they meant by "Blood Stained Sanctuary"!	
1:29:06	Adam Levine 	PS, remember that 50 Cent song we did together? I fucking carried your whiny ass. 	
1:29:10	Johnny Bravo 	Here's a tip pal, talkin' like Elvis ain't gonna get you pussy. No diss, I just feel sorry for you. 	
1:29:13	Mr. Krabs 	And no, I don't want a fucking M&M, you motherfucker! 	
1:29:17	Mariya Takeuchi 	The fuck is wrong with me? It was the puppet saying those things, so we're cool right? 	
1:29:20	Dr. Robotnik 	Let it go dawg, it's over. 	
1:29:23	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	It's over, nobody listens to techno! 	
1:29:27	Papyrus 	As a consolation, take your damn spaghetti. Hope you like Valium. 	
1:29:30	Jack & Elmo 	Get that fucking sign out of my face. Imma rip this shit till my bones collapse. 	
1:29:33	Dr. Piccolo 	I diagnose you dead, motherfucker! That's another doctor's carcass goin' down in my basement. 	
1:29:37	Jack Bros. 	Turns out, you're wackier than the motherfucker you bit yo' name from! 	
1:29:40	HOBaRT 	Shit, if I battered the mixer, how the fuck am I supposed to make me a cake, then? 	
1:29:43	Rhythm Masters 	Your drumming doesn't hold a fuckin' candle to the speed that I spit my rhymes. Now help me keep my rhythm while I beat my meat. 	
1:29:46	Nico Nico 	If my sex tapes come out, and I see them sampled, I will break your fucking face beyond repair. 	
1:29:50	Donkey Kong 	By the way, when I mentioned love for Diddy I didn't mean your Nephew. Fuck him, and fuck you too. 	
1:29:53	MissingNo. 	Fuck maybe I had too much salsa for one day...that bitch was a trip. 	
1:29:56	The Jazz Cats 	Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful, and don't come back until somethin' dope hits you. 	
1:30:00	Law & Disorder 	Another fuckin' lawsuit settled... but hey, Phoenix, ya mind if we exchange info? I think I've been... FRAAAAAMED! 	
==== Law & Disorder====
Time 	vs. 	Quote 	Notes
1:30:07	Metal Ajit Pai 	Phoenix: Guilty as charged, Mr. Ajit. Your cruel acts will never be forgiven. 	
1:30:10	Geno 	Monokuma: Maybe the next game of Danganronpa can be an RPG! 	
1:30:13	Off the Hook ft. Paruko	Monokuma: Tell the one painted in blood I would LOVE to have a nice chat! She's truly the only one with taste I see around here! 	
1:30:17	"Weird Al" Yankovic 	Phoenix: By the way, I'm pretty sure you do, in fact, need a reason to sue Ben Affleck. 	
1:30:20	Pitbull and the Aliens 	Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu... If I can make someone like YOU fall into despair, then maybe the whole wide world will! 	
1:30:23	Nintendo Power 	Monokuma: Spike Chunsoft and Capcom send their best wishes! Puhuhuhu! 	
1:30:27	Men in Black 	Monokuma: ORDER IN THE COURT!!! OOOOOOO- 	
1:30:30	ZUN 	Phoenix: Hey, I'm getting the hang of using these truth bullet things. 	
1:30:33	Thanos 	Phoenix: (...I'm glad I won't be dealing with his legal team anytime soon.)
 Monokuma: Puhuhuhu, I bet you could graduate in half the time! 	
1:30:36	Wario Partners, LLP 	Phoenix: So, you say you've paid all your 'employees' fair and square, right? 	
1:30:40	King Dedede 	Phoenix: Are you sure you're a king? The evidence doesn't really seem to be on your side. 	
1:30:43	Solid Snake 	Monokuma: Puhuhuhu, for a snake, you don't have a very solid bite! 	
1:30:47	DJ Professor K 	Phoenix: Now, onto more pressing matters. Do you have legal permission to use the samples you mix into your music? 	
1:30:50	Quote 	Monokuma: You call that peashooter a gun? I got an assault rifle with your name on it! 	
1:30:53	Adam Levine 	Monokuma: I hear that a tragedy has befallen Maroon 5 and the band has completely fallen apart! My oh my, what could have possibly happened to them?	
1:30:56	Johnny Bravo 	Monokuma: Who needs cartoons when you can have live despair entertainment?! VIVA KILLING! 	
1:31:00	Mr. Krabs 	Phoenix: If I were you, I'd reconsider my company's rules in order to avoid being tried for too low wages! 	
1:31:03	Mariya Takeuchi 	Monokuma: You're a woman, now cold as ice!
 Phoenix: Um, Monokuma. I don't think that's legal...! 	
1:31:07	Dr. Robotnik 	Monokuma: Take that, stupid eggman!
 Phoenix: Hey, "take that" is my line!
 Monokuma: Oh, come on, I'm SO MUCH BETTER at evil line delivery!
 Phoenix: (That wasn't even a good "evil line"...)	
1:31:10	Daft Punk ft. Pharrell 	Monokuma: Looks like luck isn't a real talent after all. 	
1:31:13	Papyrus 	Phoenix: As hospitable as you are, your noodles were still only slightly more edible than Eldoon's. 	
1:31:17	Jack & Elmo 	Monokuma: You guys like octagons, eh? Well, how would you like to try the Final Dead Room for something extra special? 	
1:31:20	Dr. Piccolo 	Monokuma: I know a waaay better doctor than you: Doctor Killjoy!
 Phoenix: (...Doctor Killjoy? He's already killed his patients though...) 	
1:31:23	Jack Bros. 	Phoenix: Sorry you two, but we've got to reach out to the truth ourselves if we want to win this tournament. 	
1:31:27	HOBaRT 	Monokuma: With a bit of modification, I could turn this into a torture machine in no time! Puhuhuhuhu! 	
1:31:30	Rhythm Masters 	Monokuma: Did my Panic Talk Action break your concentration? It's so easy, just click to the rhythm! 	
1:31:33	Nico Nico 	Monokuma: The word "flying trick" was TOTALLY my idea, by the way! Patent protected! 	
1:31:37	Donkey Kong 	Monokuma: Why the glove? We playin' ball?
 Phoenix: (Those are bananas...) 	
1:31:40	MissingNo. 	Monokuma: If you think I'll let technical problems foil my plans another time, you better think again! 	
1:31:43	The Jazz Cats 	Phoenix: (Why do I have this urge to drink a cup of coffee right now...) 	
1:31:46	Eminem 	Monokuma: Since I beat you, that makes me the TRUE rap god now! AHHHAHAHAHAHAH!
 Phoenix: ...I don't think that's legally binding. 	
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