Van Stomm's Rule One

"Van Stomm's Rule One" is a song from the episode, "Bully Bust" sung by Buford, where he explains the first rule on his family's list of rules.
==Lyrics==
:Buford: Too late.
:Well...
:Van Stomms wake up better
:Than anyone else on Earth
:It's because we have rules for sleeping
:That we've seemed to know at birth
:Rule One is to set the alarm clock
:To precisely the proper hour!
:And make sure you've got time to eat breakfast,
:Get dressed, brush your tooth, and maybe a shower.
:We're careful with our alarm clocks,
:We're not sloppy like those other chumps
:'Cause Rule Two's if you mess up and set it too early
:You show up and takes your lumps
==Background Information==
*This is the second time we see Buford as a baby. ("Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!")
Category:Songs
Category:Season 4 Phineas and Ferb songs