The Grim Adventures of Plants vs. Zombies Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Peashooter meets Jack O Lantern
Soon after Billy and the other plants left, Billy's doorbell rang again.
"I'll get it!" Peashooter exclaimed, badly impersonating Billy.
Peashooter opened the door. Jack O Lantern was at Billy's doorstep.
"I'm baack! I've come back to-. Who are you?" Jack asked, glaring at Peashooter.
Peashooter laughed stupidly. "I'm Billy," he answered.
Jack knew Peashooter was lying. "You're not Billy," Jack said.
"My favorite kind of yogurt is the kind that comes out of my belly button," Peashooter said
stupidly.
Jack slapped Peashooter. "OW!" Peashooter cried.
"Tell me who you are before I get rough on you!" Jack threatened.
"I'd like to see you try!" Peashooter replied using his normal voice.
Billy was walking with the other plants. He was annoying them by playing with their parts, playing loud rock and roll music on the headphones, dripping his mucus everywhere and accidentally whacking them with Grim's scythe.
“Keep on collecting those coins and diamonds, Gold Magnet, we’re gonna need them at the shop.” Repeater said.
They then heard a phone ringing, It was Sun-Shroom’s phone, she picked it up and started talking.
“Hello? Really? He is? Okay, we’ll get over there right away!” Sun-Shroom said.
Sun-Shroom hung up.
"Guys! we got a call from the government! They said Dr. Zomboss, the leader of the zombies is making a machine that turns corpses into zombies and we have to destroy it!".
"What about Peashooter?" Blover questioned.
"We'll do this without him! Let's go!" Chomper ansewerd.
The long end of Grim's scythe knocked Puff-Shroom. The plants took the detour to Dr. Zomboss's castle.
Back at Billy's house, Jack was torturing Peashooter, who was beaten up and tied up in a chair with a TV in front of him.
"For the last time, tell me who you are," Jack demanded.
"What if I refuse?" Peashooter asked.
Jack turned on the TV. Then, Fred Fredburger appeared on the screen.
"My Name is Fred Fredburger! I'm on TV and sometimes, I like TV shows that have a girl who explores with a talking monkey."
"NO!" Peashooter cried.
"YES! Sometimes I like TV shows that have robots going to school. And sometimes, I like TV shows that have friendly robots who live in a world made of junk. But sometimes, I just like shows with dinosaurs that live in a valley."
"MAKE HIM STOP! MAKE HIM STOP!"
It wasn't long before Peashooter finally cracked. "MAKE HIM GO AWAY! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!" he begged Jack
"You're gonna reveal your identity unless you want Numbskull here to take you back to the underworld with him," Jack told Peashooter as he turned up the volume VERY, VERY loudly.
"I also love shows that have bath toys and shows with a blue puppy, and shows with a dog that solves mysteries, and shows with two kids that travel to a land full of dragons. And I also love shows that have a boy with fairy godparents who grant his wishes. Yes." Said Fred Fredburger as Jack turn the TV volume up VERY LOUDLY.
"NO, NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! You win! I'll tell you everything!" Peashooter cried helplessly.
"Then, spill it!" Jack demanded.
"Hey! can I come out of the TV? I have to go poo-poo!" Questioned Fred Fredburger.
One Long Explanation Later...
"So, you're from a town where you live and fight zombies called Neighborville, eh?" Jack questioned.
"Yes," Peashooter answered. "Now let me go!"
Jack disguised himself as Peashooter by painting himself green, wearing a leaf that looks like Peashooter's, a fake stem and leaves that look like Peashooter's, and using a cone that was painted green without the bottom.
"Where are you going and why are you dressed like me?" Peashooter questioned.
"I'm gonna pay a visit...to your team," Jack answered as he laughed evilly and departed for Neighborville.
"Not if I can help it!"
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