Uzi Doorman

Uzi Doorman, or just Uzi, is a female robot with daddy issues.
== History ==
On some Earth-like planet that we forgot the name of, Uzi's mother gave birth to Uzi, which is extremely weird. Like, how the hell do robots give birth to other robots? Anyways, Uzi's mother, who doesn't have a name, got killed by Elmo and his gang. Uzi got sad due to the death of her mother, so she decided to get revenge on the Elmo Gang... which she didn't do until Super Mario 131.
One day, Uzi started hating on the Teletubbies, so the Teletubbies declared war by sending murder drones after her and the other worker drones. Great fucking job Uzi, you dumbass!
Uzi and her father, Khan (NOT the same Khan from Star Trek), have a bad relationship. Uzi wants to kill the murder drones, while Khan wants himself and everybody else to hid like idiots. One day, Uzi decides to leave home in hopes of finding a AK-47. Why? AK-47s can cause A LOT OF DAMAGE, of course! Anyways, Uzi finds an AK-47, but she gets attacked by Serial Designation N. However, since Uzi is weak AF, she gets saved by Chuck Norris, who roundhouse kicks N's head, destroying it. Uzi then leaves and says, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!".
And then Uzi went home, only for N and Serial Designation J to break into her home. N tells Uzi that Chuck Norris brought him to life as a good guy. J hate good guys, so she kills N. Uzi yells "NOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!". Suddenly, Uzi remembers that she has an AK-47, so she kills J. However, J gets rebuilt by the Teletubbies later.
In Super Mario 131, Uzi teams up with Mario to destroy the Elmo Gang. Uzi almost kills Elmo in Sesame Street, only for Elmo to be killed by J instead. Uzi defeats J and is about to kill her. However, J lies to Uzi that she's her older sister. Uzi was dumb enough to believe that lie, and J kills her. After J leaves Sesame Street, Uzi gets brought back to life by Sanford and Deimos. Uzi then gets revenge on J by blowing up the Teletubby Death Star with her on it. However, the Teletubbies brought J back to life after that, pissing off Uzi.
== Family ==
* Khan Doorman (father)
* Nori Doorman (mother)
* Serial Designation J (older sister)
== Shames She's In ==
* Super Mario 131
* Super Mario 132: Project Nexus
* Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again
* Gappy the Shame 8: Final Party
== Trivia ==
*Uzi is friends with Serial Designation N, Heavy Weapons Guy, Sanford, and Deimos.
*Uzi has a boyfriend named Thad. The both of them have an entire episode of UnAnything: The Series about them called Thad X Uzi.
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