Luger Lavender

Luger Lavender is a Farmville Virginia born gangsta. He was raised in an Amish village where he learned how to disrespect women, so much so that he has absolutely NO estrogen in his body which he accomplishes by only having gay sex and never talking to women. After his switch to being a homosexual he left the Amish tradition. He sought out icons in the movement and stumbled upon gay porn actor: AK GREENS father. Which, in turn prompted him to invent time travel in order to fuck his brains out due to the fact that AK GREENS father had contracted several STD's.