Shakespearean Drink Orders

Shakespearean Drink Orders is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
Ok, imagine this: the year is 1419. Sir John Falstaff enters his favorite pub and wants to impress his drinking buddies by ordering a drink in verse.
===Question===
How might he order a drink in iambic pentameter?
===Choices===
1. "Excuse me, waiter, could I get a beer?" 
2. "Forsooth, a beer if you please."
3. "Wench, a beer anon."
4. "Can I have a beer here?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Correcteth."
2. "Thou art incorrect."
3. [offmic] "Who you callin' wench?"
4. "What, just because it rhymes? Wrong."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"'Scuse me waiter, could I get a beer?" [burp]
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