Tastes like Dirt

Tastes like Dirt is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you took the largest, southernmost unincorporated U.S. territory near the Mariana Islands, and you stuck it in your mouth, what would you be doing?
===Choices===
1. biting BELIZE
2. sucking SINGAPORE
3. eating ECUADOR
4. chewing GUAM
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Sucking Singapore? Hu-That'll get ya a nice ass caning."
3. "Eating Ecuador? That sounds like a movie I saw in Times Square."
4. "Chewing Guam."
===Answer Quote===
"Hey, try and blow a bubble with that."
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