Historical Eras

Much of the earliest periods may be wrong. I am the third elder god of this universe. And was mostly involved in the Mid to late and future eras of the Taftverse. I will be consulting them for all of our rich amazing 20 year history of imagination and the lore so rich that it's diamonds upon the best deep wealth of story knowledge there is.The Pimordial Era - Fatboys first roam the earth. 
== The Genesis Era ==
In the beginning, a lone man at a construction site needed to use the bathroom. Struggling towards the outhouse, he was blissfully unaware of his impending fate. Beneath his feet was, not a construction site, but a toxic waste dump. As he attempted to empty his bowels, a lightning bolt from an oncoming storm struck the port-a-potty. The entire unit tipped over, slid down into a loose crevice, and disappeared under the toxic waste for decades.
Fatboy Not-so-Slim was born.
His exposure to hazards had changed him. Fatboy was fatter, dumber, and violently insane. His years in helpless isolation had transformed him into a raging perverted mutant.
# oys first roam the.h The Fatboy Super brawl
# Rise of the Lulu's
# Unknown. The two elder gods hold this information
# Rise of the shamens.
# Taft?
# The Fattian - Lulian Wars
# The first deathousemen outbreak
# So much more. I have left the rest of this untouched so as not to mess up Historical Accuracy
The Middle Eras 
# The first pickle outbreak and the first infestation war. 
# War of the Fattian incursion. 
# The Shamen holocaust and the dark secret 
# The Pickle debate: the PRI vs the PEL.
# Abolition or pickle slavery and freedom 
# Hade's Apocalypse
# The Obama's 
# The rise of Obama Reich 
# So much more. Consultation with the elder gods is needed. 
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Late Era 
# The Fall of Taft and Mossahs Redemption 
# The Return of the Obama menace
# (Missing history, must fill)
# Taft city says good night
Future Era 
# The dark ages
# The rise of the good guys bad guys 
# The rise of mr bad guy and the bad guy Apoclypse
# Spidermans birth and clawing to power. 
# The war of Flames and destruction. 
# The Ghost Awakening 
# The Rise of Dr Poo Poo sues and the First Poop War
# The Poop Pits form 
# The Fall of Dr poo poo sues 
# Massive arms race between Spiderman and Dr poo poo sues
# Th crazy Awakening
# The second poop war (5000 year war)
# The Bad guys return and attempt to kill the bad ghosts and spiderman. 
# the fall of Dr poo poo sues and Poopadukes rise to power. 
# The Poopcano Rises forming mount poo and dark poop magic is unleashed on the world
# Poopadukes takeover of the entire world. 
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