A Pirate's Life For Me.

A Pirate's Life for Me. is the 11 episode of the Nickelodeon series, Nicky.
==Summary==
Nicky and Brandon fight evil mutant rat pirates.
==Transcript==
Shows Brandon's Lab
Brandon: YES!! We're finally at 11 episodes,hurrah!!
Nicky: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Bubby bwoke the 4th wall!!!
Brandon: Oh,sorry. Now,what was I doing again?
Nicky: Derp.
5 HOURS OF THINKING LATER.....
Brandon: Oh yeah!! I was gonna make a Mutate-Inator. Then,i'll make an army of super soldier rats and conquer the world. MWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Nicky: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootay?
Brandon: Sorry. Now,let's see,Red Wire plus Rainbow Wire =..........
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie Unicorns fly out.
Brandon: Okay,so not R and R. Let's try Blue Wire plus Red Wire.
Nicky barfs rainbows.
Nicky: Yummy!!
Brandon: Ugh. Let's go with Yellow.....and Purple.
The Mutate-Inator turns on.
Brandon: It's alive!!
Nicky: Technically,an inanimate object is not alive,but powered.
Brandon: Wha---?!
Nicky: Derp.
Brandon: Ooooooooooooooooookay???? Allright, Mr. R????
Mr. R: Squeak!!!
Brandon: Look! Come into this bright beam.
Mr. R: Uh-uh.
Brandon: It tastes like cheese.......
Mr. R: SQUEAK!!!!
Mr. R runs into the beam.
Mr R.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Nicky: Wook,Bubby! Me set it on Pirate.
Brandon: NOOOOO!!! Can this get any worse????
Mr R: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!! Gimme your treasure!!!
Nicky: Uh-uh!!!
Mr R: Arr.
Brandon: Mr R! That kind of language is unacceptable.
Mr R: Pft. I aint' Mr R,I am Captain Ratbeard!
Captain Ratbeard shoots the Mutate-Inator at the other rats.
Captain Ratbeard: Allright,my crew,pillage em'!!!
The pirats take all of Nicky and Brandon's money.
Nicky: Meanie!!
Brandon: Bah!!! You won't get away with this!!!
Captain Ratbeard: To the city,boys!!
Brandon: Nooo!!! Awwwww. Z-0002,it's a Code Rainbow Barf.
Z-0002: YES,SIR!!
Z-0002 opens a door in Brandon's Lab.
There's traps,poisons,and more.
Brandon: If the rats were ever to rebel,I had this prepared.
Brandon gives Nicky a giant poison hammer.
Nicky: Awwwwwww,yeah!!!
Brandon: GET EM'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicky and Brandon engage in a huge battle against the pirats.
Pirat: Uh-oh!!
Nicky whacks the pirat,and he flies and knocks down all of the crew.
Nicky: Strike!!
Brandon: And for the grand finale.....RTG. AKA Rat Trap Gloves.
Captain Ratbeard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
POW! BOOM! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Ratbeard is sent flying.
Nicky: YEEEEEEEESSS!!!
Brandon: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Captain Ratbeard: No.
Nicky: Hey,wut about me money?
Brandon: And mine?
Captain Ratbeard: THEY'RE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNE!!
Nicky: Rats.
Brandon: Literally. Bad pun intended.
THE END!!!
Category:Episodes
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