Weenie Roast Ghost

The gang get called by the swampland owner to investigate why a ghostly swamp monster has been haunting his swamp
== Script ==
(We open on a blue van driving down a deserted road and we cut to it to see that the side of it reads "THE MYSTERY GLAMPER" in hot pink and there are hot pink flowers on the side of it and we cut to Twilight who rides shotgun and we move over to see Snips and Snails in the backseat and we cut to Juniper in her music festival clothes, she drives the van, we cut to Bulk and Rarity in the back, he has his arm around her, we see Adagio, Sunset and Flash, we see Micro Chips, Sandalwood, Applejack, Apple Bloom and Winona, we see Timber and Gloriosa, we see Trixie and Wallflower, we see Lyra and we see Spike who is waging his tail in happiness)
Spike:Boy I sure do love road trips with friends.
(Cuts to Apple Bloom with Winona in her lap)
Winona:I know Spike.
Apple Bloom:Yeah and just like Spike said, I like a good old road trip with friends.
(Cuts to Sandalwood meditating)
Sandalwood:Like yeah, it's super peaceful and calm.
(Cuts to Lyra)
Lyra:I'll say. And I miss BonBon, she's my friend.
(Cuts to Trixie)
Trixie:I thought we were all friends.
(Back to Lyra)
Lyra:We are. It's just that BonBon and I have been friends since we were little kids.
(Cuts to Twilight checking the road map)
Sci-Twi:I remember that time at Bulk's Halloween party where you thought Fluttershy was a monster.
(Cuts to Bulk)
Bulk:Hey it looked convincing Twilight. I didn't know Sunset chose her costume.
(Cuts to Sunset)
Sunset:Yeah and that was only three years ago. And you always make a Halloween party.
(Cuts to Bulk)
Bulk:And I only invite my closest friends which is some of you guys. Last year I didn't know what Twilight was. She was some bearded wizard guy.
(Back to Twilight)
Sci-Twi:I told you I was StarSwirl the Bearded.
(Cuts to Flash)
Flash:Yeah and I told you I was a villain guy named Firepit. Which was a villain, it was me when I got corrupted with Equestrian magic.
(Cuts to Juniper)
Juniper:That happened to me at the mall.
(Back to Flash)
Flash:I was there. I seen it. You were battling Starlight Glimmer.
(Back to Juniper)
Juniper:That's right.
(The van starts acting up)
Spike:(OS)What's that sound?
(Cuts to the van breaking down)
Juniper:(OS)The Mystery Glamper's breaking down again. What else Spike?
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Ok, don't make fun of me Juniper!
(Cuts to Snails looking around the passenger window nervously)
Sci-Twi:(OS)What's the matter Snails?
Snails:Nothing. Unless you count being in the middle of a scary swamp.
(Cuts to the swamp where a ghost figure with eyes is seen watching them behind a tree and we cut back to the gang)
Gloriosa:We won't ever make it to the campsite where we're suppose to investigate about a ghost.
(Timber sees something)
Timber:Better not bet no money on that Gloriosa. We're already here.
(Cuts to the campsite where the sign says "SWAMP CAMPGROUNDS")
Flash:(OS)Well Timber you said we're here so let's go.
(Cuts to Snails)
Snails:I'd rather stay in the Mystery Glamper.
(Cuts to Timber)
Timber:Me too.
(Cuts to Snips)
Snips:Me three.
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Same here.
(Back to scene)
Sunset:Come on you guys. We've got a mystery to solve.
(We cut to the gang at the office, Flash knocks on the door)
Voice:(OS)Come in.
(Cuts to inside where a middle aged man is at his desk doing paper work)
Flash:Hello, we're the Canterlot Mystery Solvers. 
Campsite Owner:Ah you've arrived. Come in.
(They walk into the office)
Sandalwood:So what's the trouble?
Campsite Owner:It's this ghost thing. The Spirit of the Swamp is what it's called it's a luminous ghost.
Adagio:We'll we're the teenage mystery solvers for the job.
(Cuts to the owner)
Campsite Owner:And that's why I've sent for you. I read about you exploits in the paper. You've caught the Cave Mummy. It was an Egyptologist trying to find Egyptian treasures in a cave and hid a fake mummy in it. The Bank Robbing Werewolf was a bank robber trying to keep people away from his house so he'd hide the stolen loot. The Zombie Luchador was a wrestler trying to win the title of being the best fighter.
(Cuts to the gang)
Flash:Ok we know we're great at solving mysteries.
Wallflower:So tell us sir about how long ago did the Spirit of the Swamp show up?
(Back to the owner)
Campsite Owner:About a month ago. Everyone was happy with their cookouts and their roasts. And even their campouts. Only until the Spirit of the Swamp showed up. And just then. And if this keeps up I'm gonna go out of business.
(Back to the gang)
Micro Chips:Don't worry sir, we'll solve this mystery.
(Back to the owner)
Campsite Owner.:That's good to hear. You kids just park your van in the campground lot.
(Back to scene)
Flash:Sorry but our van's busted.
Campsite Owner:Oh. Ok. Well you can stay in the tents.
(Cuts to the gang)
Bulk:Thanks man.
(Cuts to owner)
Campsite Owner:Come, I'll show you to your tents.
(Gets up from his seat and walks out and the gang follow him and the ghost appears in the window and we cut to the campground lot)
Bulk:So now that we've got our tents we can make some dinner.
Trixie:Good, Trixie is starving.
Snails:So is Snails.
Spike:And Spike.
(Gloriosa comes with the food)
Gloriosa:We've got the camp food.
(Snips looks around the swamp nervously)
Snails:Like what's up Snips?
Snips:Nothin' Snails. Just a little scared. Golly do we have to camp out here in this swamp? This place is more frightening then a haunted house!
Snails:Like yeah you're right about that Snips.
(Cuts to Spike and Winona, Spike looks around the land nervously)
Spike:I have to agree with Snips and Snails. This eerie mysterious marshland is spooky. Why would anyone wanna camp here?
Sunset:Calm down Spike. The sun's setting just now.
Juniper:And it seems kind of scary but we gotta make the best of it.
Wallflower:And the moss covered trees look spooky.
Spike:I'll say they do.
(An owl is heard hooting and it causes Snips and Snails to hold onto each other and Spike and Winona to hold onto each other and Timber to hold onto Twilight as the cower in fear)
Gloriosa:Timber, it's only an owl. Big baby brother.
(Timber gets offended)
Timber:Hey! Don't call me a baby! I may be the youngest but I'm not baby.
Rarity:Stop being such a chicken. We have to stay here. We promised the owner of the campgrounds that we'd find out if a ghost is really haunting the swamp.
(Snails gulps and it is followed by Spike who gulps too and they look at each other and gulp)
Sandalwood:Enough with the gulping you guys.
Snails:Sorry, we're just scared stiff.
Spike:Yeah stiff as tree bark.
Winona:And there's plenty of tree bark.
(Chuckles a little and Spike looks at her angrily)
Spike:Very funny Winona!
(The sun slowly sets and the last bit of rays from the sun disappears behind the tree making it to go completely dark)
Spike:Ok, now we can panic.
Flash:Who says we weren't going to panic?
Spike:I says.
Applejack:You only say it cause you said it before. And you mean "I say" not "I says".
Spike:Just trying to make a funny.
Sunset:Who says that was a funny?
Spike:I do.
(Everybody groans in annoyance)
Snails:I have an idea! Let's build a great campfire and have a wienie roast. Maybe if there's too much iight the spirit won't show up.
Micro Chips:We want him to show up.
Spike:You guys do but not us.
Snails:Yeah, Snips, Spike, Winona and I don't want him to come.
Timber:And that goes for me too.
Snips:And can't he send a telegram or something?
Applejack:Stop being silly!
Bulk:Yeah, anyone can send a telegram.
Micro Chips:Yeah, we have to know if it's a real ghost.
Flash:Someone or something keeps scaring away the campers 
Bulk:It might be a ghost or it might be someone or something else.
Snails:And like me and Spike are hungry.
Snips:The same with me and Winona.
Spike:Let's roast the hotdogs anyway.
Snails:Yeah, we'll gather the firewood and you guys get the food situation.
Juniper:I remember when we caught that MC Dexefex impostor.
Micro Chips:My DJ ego?
Wallflower:Yeah that's the one. At first we thought it was you Micro Chips because that's who MC Dexefex is.
Micro Chips:Yeah that's true. It was a fan being my ego to make the fan club more better enough to attract more fans.
Sci-Twi:I remember the time I first found out. And I looked at Spike in the eye with a serious look and that made him stop laughing. And after all of that about not being schedule I went to Bulk and I told him he owes me a new phone. And Snips and Derpy got confused.
Sandalwood:Yeah and like you spent the day with Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr Cranky Doodle the first time your schedule and phone got destroyed.
Bulk:And Snips told Snails he was gonna hang out with me and Derpy the last few days of the music festival.
(As they chat the Spirit of the Swamp is seen watching them behind a tree and we cut to Snips, Snails, Spike, Timber and Winona gathering sticks)
Timber:Just a few more sticks and we can head back guys.
(Hissing is heard)
Spike:Huh? What was that?
Winona:Sounds like a snake.
Snips and Snails:Snake?!
Winona:Well it's not a deflating balloon.
(Cuts to a log)
Spike:(OS)It's coming from that log.
(It slithers out and we cut to the five cowered)
Snips, Snails, Spike, Timber and Winona:Snake, snake, snake!
(They say it three times as they throw their lumber in the air and run around and run back to the campgrounds and we cut to the snake who shrugs in confusion and we cut back to the gang who started to make a campfire with what they could find around them and Twilight and Micro Chips talk) 
Micro Chips:So Twilight. Are you still a fan of MC Dexefex? 
Sci-Twi:Not since I found out it was you. 
Micro Chips:Just because one of your friends is a superstar it doesn't mean you still can't like them. And even be friends with them at the same time. You're apart of the Rainbooms taking the other Twilight's part and that's being a superstar. And I'm still your friend. 
Sci-Twi:True. 
(Snails is heard yelling) 
Snails:GANGWAY! 
(He dashes faster then Rainbow Dash and through the gang) 
Snails:Comin' through! 
Snips:We saw a snake! 
(Snails runs into the ankle deep water but didn't get far, he feel into a deep hole and sank into the swamp water up to his neck) 
Snails:Like help! I'm sinking! 
(The gang comes) 
Lyra:Don't worry Snails, we'll rescue you. 
Snails:How?! 
Lyra:We'll make a chain to get you. 
(They grab onto each other and Lyra holds her hand out to Snails and he grabs her hand and she pulls him out) 
Lyra:Come on you guys, pull! 
(They pull and they stumble back and fall on the ground and Rarity's clothes are filthy much to her horror) 
Rarity:Ahhhhhh! My clothes! They're covered in mud! 
Sci-Twi:Seriously Rarity? Now's not the time to worry about your clothes. 
(Later by the bonfire the gang are roasting hotdogs and Snails is warming up wearing a blanket and Timber and Gloriosa look through his ear lobes) 
Timber:He's got mud in his ear lobes. 
Gloriosa:We can get that out in no time. 
(Snails is shivering as he cooks a hotdog on a sharp stick and as the Everfree siblings are about to blow the mud out of his ears suddenly a mysterious figure emerges form the shadows behind them which causes Timber and Gloriosa to back away with the gang who drop their hotdogs, the ghost moaned and groaned and howled, it is the sinister Spirit of the Swamp) 
Spike:Ahhhhh! It's the Spirit of the Swamp! 
(The gang nervously back away from the fire as the ghost approaches their campsite, since Snails' ears were clogged up with swamp water he didn't hear the ghost, he didn't see the ghost because his back was to the spectre, Snails calmly sat there roasting his hotdog as the spirit crept closer and closer to him, when Snails finally looked up and saw his pals huddled together and shaking like leaves in stiff wind he figured out something was wrong, Spike nervously mumbled a warning and pointed his paw at the ghost behind Snails, when Snails turned around he finally saw it the sinister looking spirit he flipped) 
Snails:Zoinks! The Spirit of the Swamp! 
(He says that as he throws his hotdog in the air over his shoulder and ran for his life, the hot roasted weenier flew right into the ghost's shirt, the sinister spectre screamed and ran for the water it wasn't a ghost it was only a man dressed up in a costume the hotdog inside his shirt was making things hot for him, the fake ghost lands in the same hole that trapped Snails) 
Flash:Well at least we caught the Spirit of the Swamp. 
Trixie:Look, he's coming up. 
Spirit of the Swamp:Help! I can't swim! I give up! Get me outta here! 
(The gang pull him out and Snails whacks the left side of his ear lobe and the mud comes out and hits the ghost in the eyes) 
Spirit of the Swamp:(Gets mud in his eyes)Hey! 
(The gang bring him on the land and Twilight pulls the mask off revealing a middle aged man) 
Sci-Twi:A crooked real estate developer. 
Trixie:Let's turn him over to the sheriff. 
(The sheriff comes with the owner) 
Campsite Owner:Nice work kids, you caught the Spirit of the Swamp. It's that real estate developer who been trying to make me sale my land so he'd build a giant hotdog stand on it. 
Sci-Twi:It seems he thought that the Spirit of the Swamp would really make you sale. 
Campsite Owner:Yeah, I guess so. 
Real Estate Developer:And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and your mutts! 
(Sheriff takes him away and Snails and Spike are upset) 
Wallflower:What's the matter guys? 
Snails:We never did get to have our wienie roast. 
Spike:(Upsettingly)Yeah. 
(The gang laugh as they feel upset and we end our story) 
== Trivia ==
* This story has the same title and plot as the Charlton Comic story of Scooby-Doo Where Are You! The Wienie Roast Ghost only without the word "The" in the title and "wienie" is spelled differently
* The events of Mirror Magic, Costume Conundrum and The Roadless Scheduled are mentioned
* The part where Snips, Snails, Spike, Timber and Winona are freaking out about a snake and saying it's not a deflating balloon is a reference to the Camp Lazlo episode Snake Eyes
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