The Infiltration

"The Infiltration" is the eighth episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 8th overall.
==Plot==
While running over their plans to expose CrazySponge, Carl and Stan have to infiltrate the Box Productions headquarters.
==Transcript==
[We cut to Polar in her office with the Box Productions logo plastered over the PI logo. FireMatch enters her office.]
FireMatch: CrazySponge needs you to now give Cut-Out a new slogan with the merger.
PolarTem: But that’s not my job!
FireMatch: Hey, it was your decision to have SpongeThorne produced by Pen and Ink Animation.
PolarTem: But it’s my show!
FireMatch: Not according to your new boss.
[We cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to the door of the apartment bathroom.]
Gary: Oh, great! That’s ruined. That was my best shirt!
[Cuts to the interior of the bathroom]
Gary: I’m not sacrificing this extremely limited item.
[He loads the washer again, and puts in some soap powder, we hear Carl from outside the bathroom.]
Carl: Gary! You’ve used way too much water!
Gary: Sorry, fellas! I’m trying to wash out this damn shirt.
Carl: You’ve been in there for seven hours trying to wash ONE SHIRT?!
Gary: Yeah, man. It’s still wet.
Carl: I… have no idea how you got into coding.
[We then cut to Box Productions office]
CrazySponge: I hear that wacky wombat Jasbre is putting out a new show… and I’m in it.
Matchy: Sir, it’s probably not that ba-
CrazySponge: If I wanted your input, I would’ve asked for it, secretary. Get back to work!
[FireMatch sits at his desk, and a very loud ZZIPP can be heard]
CrazySponge: WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
[We hear another zip and we cut to Matchy’s eyes darting everywhere.]
CrazySponge: I’ve got my eye on you… Anyway, about the show; if he makes fun of me he’ll mysteriously vanish.
FireMatch: That raises certain ethical dilemmas. 
CrazySponge: Liz, what were you just doing?
FireMatch: Uhh.. Should we catapult him to an island, like you did with SpongeBot a while back?
[Cut to SpongeBot, relaxing on the beach, with an ice cold pepsi in his hand]
SpongeBot: Hey, I guess Heinz isn’t that bad after all
[She gets hit by a bus.]
SpongeBot (Offscreen): HEINZ!
[Cut back to Box Productions office]
CrazySponge: Only if I have enough money for a few hundred buses.
[Cut back to apartment]
Carl: So… we have the resources to hack into BP’s server and also bug the office room. How are we gonna go about that?
Gary: Walk in and ask them for permission
Stan: God… you’re so dumb.
[Cut to God crying and then back to the apartment]
Carl: Okay! I’ve got it. Let’s pretend we forgot something, like a precious heirloom.
Thomas: Nah, Aidan would’ve already pawned it.
Stan: His name’s Aidan?
Thomas: I know, doesn’t sound like the name of a ruthless dictator. I thought he was a Thaddeus when I first met him.
Carl: I dunno… I don’t think a Thaddeus would be that short.
Thomas: Thid? Okay! Back on topic. We should probably pretend that we forgot some work stuff instead.
Carl: Like what?
Thomas: Sticky notes, or something. Just say you forgot something and you should be good. He’s as dumb as rocks.
[Cut to the Box Productions office, Stan and Carl enter]
CrazySponge: Wha- (he double takes) What are you two cretins doing here?
Carl and Stan (in unison): Forgot something.
CrazySponge: I’ve probably sold it, but, whatever. Your offices are right next to the conference room.
[We cut to their offices, they both look at each other, nod, and they begin walking back with their backpacks.]
Stan: Dammit I forgot about my iPad in the Conference room.
[Stan goes into the Conference room and “looks” all around for it, he then places a microphone under the table in there, then gets back up.]
Stan: Shit it must’ve been in my bag, hehe.
[Stan and Carl then both exit the conference room.]
CrazySponge: Hey what took you guys so long?
Carl: It was behind the printer.
[They exit, looking at each other, smiling, we fade into the end credits, “The People Vs…” by Sum 41 playing. Credits end and we cut to CrazySponge and FireMatch in the conference room.]
CrazySponge: So those stupid interns should come back in a week just in time for our manditory meeting.
FireMatch: What about them?
CrazySponge: Make sure they’re ready for what’s to come.
FireMatch: The presentation for the entire company then the upfront panel in June?
CrazySponge: Yes, sometimes I feel people are confused on which is whi-- what’s this?
[CrazySponge looks under the table, and finds a piece of gum.]
CrazySponge: How many fucking times have I told Jerry to stop sticking his gum everywhere!
FireMatch: Um sir?
CrazySponge: What?!
FireMatch: ….nothing.
[CrazySponge exits the room, we see another piece of gum on his butt. End episode.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* Gary
* Thomas
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* SpongeBot678
* PolarTem
==Trivia==
TBA
==Reviews==
*C+ - Eh... 
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