Jeff the Securitron

Jeff the Securitron is the only hyper-aware creature in the Multiverse. He's traveled beyond the Finite Multiversal Curve and he's self aware about every aspect of Fredditlore.
Jeff the Securitron's existence voided so many laws of metaphysics, he simply became one:
* Jeff the Securitron is an exception to all metaphysical laws of the Multiverse.
However, Jeff has been missing from the Multiverse since October 19th, 2019 (Mainlore Calendar), causing the T.B.C. A.N.A.L. Council to declare a DEFCON 3 for the Multiverse.
== Overview ==
Jeff is the Securitron is the only entity known to be able to time travel across dimensions, to travel beyond the Fredditlore Curve and the only entity who's aware of everything past and present about any given timeline, among many other abilities.
Additionally, he's aware of Fredditlore's meta existence, and regularly breaks the fourth wall by pinging Fredditors, referencing real life events, recognizing roleplays, and even creating his own Discord account (now zoo#2818).
His existence is so unorthodox, an entirely new concept of science called "hyper-awareness" was coined by experts.
== First Appearance ==
Jeff first appeared in World RP on December 30th, 2017 (WorldRP-00001), and he's tied to the debut of Securitrons in Fredditlore.
After realizing the mysterious Securitrons around Portugal belonged to The Broccoli Company, Fruit, Manus, Toad, Leedle, Random and Dry went to Svalbard looking for clues, and found him on the oil rig.
At the time, Leedle was a hologram posing as Beatrice Lyn. When he introduced himself to Jeff as "Lyn", he instantly recognized the name and asked "Beatrice Lyn?".
Jeff explained he used to be a T.BC. Engineer who was caught up in an oil rig equipment [src] which mauled his body. World RP's Zoo Man then offered him a new body in the form of a Securitron and tasked him with protecting the Oil Rig.
During his time protecting the Oil Rig as a Securitron, Jeff had sex with its machinery. Although he claims it was simply "metaphorically", he seems to have somehow impregnated the Oil Rig.
Additionally, he was tasked with protecting the N.O.S.I.R. / Y.E.S.S.I.R. Project, which was created by Zoo Man following the increased nuclear detonations in World RP.
The N.O.S.I.R. rocket was described by Jeff as, "A perfect rocket, ready to take any passengers out of this god forsaken world!" [src].
The Y.E.S.S.I.R. rocket, however, is infamously known for being the most powerful missile in the Multiverse. It's packed to the brim with Hoopla charges and the detonation of a few of these is enough to destroy an entire planet.
The nature of the Y.E.S.S.I.R. Rocket may be important when trying to understand Jeff the Securitron's abilities, since, upon detonation, the fabric of the Universe itself is scarred by the Y.E.S.S.I.R.'s explosion, which some experts theorize may have birthed Jeff's hyper-awareness by exposure. 
== Connection with Beatrice Lyn ==
For some odd reason, Jeff the Securitron was only willing to reveal information to Beatrice Lyn (Leedle's hologram).
He helped the Participants remove Johnny the Toaster from the Y.E.S.S.I.R. Rocket and even disclosed what happened to Zoo Man (against his orders) simply because Lyn requested him to.
Although Jeff realized Beatrice Lyn was a hologram, he thought Lyn was simply projecting herself. In reality, Leedle was the one disguised as Lyn.
Just before they were about to have robot-hologram sex, Leedle disconnected the disguise and the hologram displayed himself, instead of Lyn.
However, strangely enough, a bizarre reaction occurred once Jeff realized Leedle impersonated Lyn:
* [Leedle turned off his disguise.]
* Leedle: "Alright. That's quite enough."
* Leedle: "Let's get out of here."
* Jeff: "LYN!"
* Jeff: "LEEDLE?!"
* Jeff: "WHERE'S LYN"
* Jeff: "I WANT PICTURES OF LYNNNNNNNNN"
* Leedle: "Fuck you, Jeff. You're black."
Jeff instantly recognized Leedle, even though they had never met prior to this event.
Additionally, he screamed "I WANT PICTURES OF LYN" which, arguably, may be his first ever 4th wall break: at the time, Zoo also wanted Leedle to draw a picture of Lyn.
== Trivia ==
* Jeff the Securitron has had sexual relations with the oil rig, presumably a penetrable equipment.
* Jeff confirms The Fallout of Freddit and Freddit Files existed in World RP Canon, as he says "The world will never become a wasteland like in those old silly comics!" and shows a preference to TFOF: "What other comic was there? Freddit Files can't possible count, that was hardly anything at all."
* Sargent Dornan and Jeff the Securitron have met in the past. After being asked by Manus "Do you know anything about a securitron named Dornan, mister... What's your name exactly?" he replied "Name's Jeff. Dornan? Sure I did, impossible not to hear that damn sargent!", referencing Dornan's speaking habit of screaming his orders.
*Jeff the Securitron listens to the Mr. Zoo Man's Radio Shack radio program, as he quoted Mr. Zoo Man once, replying to Dry's question of "Where is this bunker?" by saying "Heck if I know, kid.". Later, when asked if this was a reference, Jeff responded why he said it by stating "Because I heard that radio host say it repeatedly - Mr. Zoo Man? I'm sure you heard him too.".
*One of the reasons why Jeff wants to have sex with Miss Lyn is because "We'd be the first couple to have sex that is one part robot, one part hologram, Miss Lyn! That's terrific news!", after he realized Lyn was a hologram. He doesn't seem to be aware the hologram is being controlled by Leedle.
*Though it was optional, the crew that investigated the origin of the Securitrons used the Lyn hologram to influence Jeff to open his insides, exposing his wiring and his main terminal. When Lyn seduced Jeff into doing so, instead of what would be a regular examination, Jeff started responding to the tampering with sexual commentaries, such as "I FEEL YOU INSIDE ME, MISS LYN!" and "I'd have a raging boner right about now if it didnt get obliterated by the oil rig." .
*Due to the securitrons' programming, Jeff was obligated to tell the truth to Zoo Man, albeit it was a hologram, about his sexual encounter with the oil rig, revealing he might've not physically envolved himself with the oil rig, but rather metaphorically or in his mind: "I swear I didn't have sex with the oil rig equipment! Alright maybe I did, they were mechanic, I'm a robot now, you know... It was just asking for it. And it was all metaphorical, sir!".
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