Edgar Wheelie

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Edgar Wheelie was a strange and mysterious figure that one day appeared on StreamFriends. He was the son of the famous Papa Wheelie of Ducati fame. During a stream of Ducati with Jon Nugent, Dre, and Keith, something horrible happened. While recovering from a deadly variation of bronchitis Keith ended up taking a mix of cold medicine and painkillers. This severely weakened his body but more so it weakened his mind. During this moment of weakness Keith was a prime target for an apparition. No one knows what exactly possessed him, if it was a spirit or some sort of demon. All that is known is that it called itself Brother Wheelie, but later revealed its complete name to be Edgar Wheelie. Ed Wheelie as it preferred to be called instantly became violent. Without provocation it started using Keith's body to assault Jon while telling Jon not to hit himself. This was no simple tease, he didn't even use Jon's own hands to strike him. Eddie Wheelie merely started striking him. Over the course of the stream Mr Wheelie revealed himself to be sociopathic and devoid of empathy. He would often bring up fecal matter which he seemed to be fixated upon, bugs as well. Often he would talk about how pragmatic it was to "Coat a ducati in shit." His cold logic was astounding, but what was far more grand was his cruelty. Edgar Wheelie would constantly try to prank Jon while asserting that animal/human waste was necessary in all things. It was his word that the perfect concoction of dung was a mix of 80% dog poop and 20% his own. He was like an alchemist of crap. As well Ed spoke of his favorite TV show which is marathoned every day, Divers, Dine-Ins and Bugs, which would feature Michael Phelps eating various kinds of hungry man dinners. Eddie Wheelie also has a deep rooted hatred for Runbutton. At the end of the stream Keith was still possessed by the being of unknown origin. The last we heard from Keith, Ed was using his body to talk about sugar water.
"You can find me on twitter as Alwaysbewheeling, I got like 80 followers, I'm really blowin' up!"-Edgar Wheelie