Sy

Sy is Sylux's real name. However, the name is so sacred it isn't even used on NR. This name was invented by Quinkilo, and has been adapted by Sy.
==Members on Sy==
"I just lost the game"
- Sonic on Sy.
"Seems I just got roundhouse kicked..."
- Chuck Norris after facing Sy in Brawl.
"Epicness right there."
- Chopstix on Sy
"OMFG MY ARMM..... IT BURNS SY WHY DID YOU DO THIS?" 
- A noob after losing to Sy.
"Sy, you can't move that pawn three pieces forward in chess..."
- The chess rules.
"Alright, I give up!"
- The chess rules, after facing Sy.
==Sy's weapons==
Sy possesses masses of weapons. He even has his own list:
* You
* NR
* Fifty tonnes of biothermic mass
* His stories
* Himself
* His cronies Rey and Tom Nook
* The eclipse cannon
* Half of the nintendo world
* Fuck you sylux hail boxmaster
* long live llamas
==Trivia==
* Sy crushes your soul.
* Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Sy. His knee broke at Sy's face.
* Typing in Sy into google causes a glitch where the living legend is replaced by a DJ. 
* Sy is in Brawl. He's the one reasonable for that glitched pixel in Final Destination.
* Sy can uppercut you without touching any part of your body. 
* Sy doesn't listen to dragonforce. Dragonforce listen to Sy.
* It's impossible for Sy to lose in monopoly.
* Heavy Metal is Sy's crack. 
* Sy kicks 87% of your asses.
* Sy doesn't have an ego. An ego has Sy.
* Sy can write stories with his eyes.
* No one can out stare Sy. 
* Sy is so awesome no one calls him Sy.
* Sy won the game.
* Sy created Nintendo Rocket with nothing more then a remote.
* Nintendo have to pay Sy to play their own games.
* Sy can split particles. 
* All your bases are belong to Sy.
* When God created man, he had to spend an extra day in planning the creation of Sy in 1993
* In music class, Sy doesn't need a partner to perform a duet.
* Sy's writing is so cryptic you need Russian decoders in order to even read it. 
* Every thirty seconds you breathe, Sy gains a dollar.
* Sy can kill two birds with no stone
* When Sy eats a chilli pepper, the pepper itself burns because of Sy.
* If you have five dollars and Sy has five dollars, Sy has your soul.
* Sy is incapable of crying.
* Because Sy had a massive argument with water, he can now not swim.
* Sy's ego is so big if you put any more of an ego into the ego you get no ego.
* At night Sy can fly without even moving.
* Sy is so awesome he plans to complete the metroid prime games in REVERSE order.
* Sy is currently working on TWO stories, not one.
* No one can dare to stare at Sy for longer then ten minutes without something happening.
* Every time you say Sy's name, you are tinkering with dangerous stuff.
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