Green Bird

Green Bird is protagonist in Angry Birds Craptastic Adventures, and is one of the most prominent characters from the series. He tends to call people dicks, and tends to be a jerk to the other characters. 
He is voiced by Matt
==Biography==
Green Bird has a very long yellow beak, black eyebrows, and black feathers on his head and tail. He is one of the most prevalent characters in the series, having a major role in just about every appearance he makes. He first appeared in "Baby Sitter," along with most of the other birds. He is very protective of the eggs, and usually can be counted on to help his friends fight the pigs, though he is still often a jerk to them. 
Green Bird is the weakest of the birds, as he has been shown to be unable to lift extremely lightweight objects, with Red Bird claiming he can't even lift up a pencil. He has been shown to be strong and capable in other episodes, though this is most likely a continuity error.
Green Bird seems to hate the pigs more than any other bird, as he is extremely hostile towards them, even if they aren't trying to steal the eggs. He has a bigger presence than most of the other birds, and is always seen fighting alongside them. 
He was the only bird to not be captured by Grover, as he had left Angry Birds Island to go to New York City with Studder due to his frustration with the rest of the birds. He is also the only bird that has never died. 
== Personality ==
Green Bird is one of the most short-tempered birds, being that he seems to hate anybody who slightly annoys him, and frequently calls everyone “dicks”. Green Bird is also somewhat psychotic, as he apparently killed his parents in a car accident(he laughs when he shares this), and fought and killed Susan McStudderpants when she said he couldn't be a cheerleader, after which he dragged her body off to his room for unknown purposes. He also celebrated when he thought he killed Blue Bird, but got upset when this wasn't true. He is also a fairly ignorant bird, as he has frequently seen whatever the pigs are planning, but either doesn't realize what is going on, or simply ignores it. He doesn't even seem to know his own age, as he once claimed that he was ten years old, but when Red Bird told him he was twenty-two, Green Bird agreed. 
Green Bird hates most of the characters in the series, but he also hates the members of his own flock, particularly Giant Red Bird, White Bird, Blue Bird, and Pink Bird. When he first met Pink Bird, though, they fell in love and began going out. After that episode, though, he seems to have an intense hatred for her. Despite this, he has been willing to work with the others, most notably Giant Red Bird, when the two of them were the only birds left to stop the pigs in "Tribute to the Big Setup."
Green Bird has also been shown to be somewhat fearless, going against enemies far larger than himself with no hesitation, blatantly insulting Mighty Eagle, and making up a scary story to tell the others. However, he is afraid of the movie Jurassic Park, screaming for Red Bird to turn it off during a particular scene. 
In the XF Movie series, Green Bird has a much darker personality along with the others, being that he calls people other, more intense names besides “dicks”, and seems to be more aggressive towards everybody. His attitude got so intense that the other birds forced him to go to an anger management class.
Green Bird has an unintentional habit of getting pooped on by other characters, which he hates, though he did once greatly enjoy eating Chef Cochon's cooking, which is literal crap.
== Appearances ==
Green Bird has appeared in just about every episode of the series, including ones where only one or two other characters ever appear on screen. He was one of only four characters to appear in "Slenderman." 
==Trivia==
*Green Bird's second favorite word is "dicktacular."
*In "Green Bird's 'Sleepover'," he claims that there are no monsters on the planet, which has been frequently proven false by the existence of several characters.
*In "Meet the Mighty Eagle," Red Bird claims that Green Bird's mom has been taking care of him for the last 18 years, but Green Bird later reveals that he killed his mom(and his dad) in a car wreck.
*In the same episode, Green Bird spins in circles as he flies through the air, the same way he does in the actual game.
*Green Bird is likely a necrophiliac, as when he killed Susan McStudderpants, he obsessed over her corpse, going so far as to caress her face and take her to his room for possibly as long as three years.
*Green Bird once ate Bert.
*Green Bird's Grandpa made a very brief appearance in "What Happens at Night?," after which he was never seen again.
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