Captain Falcon vs. Sweet Tooth

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==Cast==
Stofferex as Sweet Tooth
Brandon Lorbes as Captain Falcon
== Lyrics ==
=== Sweet Tooth: ===
That's just the name of vehicle, I go by the name of Needles Kane
I'm gonna splatter your blood all over the track, I'm gonna make it rain
I'm twisted metal bitch, so just just surrender and get in the van
Wanna share a little secret? I banged Jody Summer man!
You think you can burn me? Pfft!!! Look at my head!
Might wanna leave now Falcon, cause after this, you'll be dead
Can you just finally tell Fox where his father's been all this time?
I can kill you just as easy as you make one measly rhyme
=== Falcon: ===
Why the fuck am I talking to a Joker on steroids?
You've been raping so much that you gave yourself a hemorroid
Your the leader of The Clowns...looks like you've insulted yourself
Compared to me and you, I make you look like a fucking elf
You never seen my true power, Sweety, let me tell you this is your end
Of this race and of you figuring out that you'll never save your friend
You'll be found in your van, in the desert, with no idea where you went
The grade I give you based on your rapping is F-Zero percent
=== Sweet Tooth: ===
I got a call from Dr. Stewart saying you're a cheater like Lance Armstrong
You make me a fucking elf? Well guess who got THAT shit wrong?
When my Sweet Bot goes on a rampage like Goroh with too much caffeine
My foot will be on your chest and I'll be refreshed from your final scream
Watch out as I drop a nuke to make the whole audience feel like hell
By the time this knife is deep in your heart, you won't be feeling well
Ganondorf had a better moveset in Super Smash Brothers Melee
So its time I take the Grand Prix trophy as Sweet Tooth takes first place
=== Falcon: ===
I've seen better clowns than you in the Batman Arkham series
So just grab a seat and let Captain Falcon read a story
Once upon a time, there was a man who had 10 little kids
Then they got raped and stabbed to death and the man drove off, FIN
I got the blue falcon with the lucky number seven
You such a pedo that all the priests would ban you in heaven
I'll crush your sweet tooth in and have all the ice cream after lunch
Oh and let me finish you off with a Falcon Punch!!!!
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/captain-falcon-vs-sweet-tooth
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMs7HZCENMY
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Sweet Tooth
Captain Falcon
</poll>