Nurse 3D

"Nurse 3D" is the thirteenth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.
== Episode Description ==
Returning to the wild world of Netflix, Patrick Walsh and Joe DeRosa return this week to draw some blood from Doug Aarniokoski campy creepshow, NURSE 3D. Throughout their wicked commentary, Pat and Joe talk about Paz de la Huerta's persistent nudity, the film's eclectic cast and the dangers of implementing in-your-face 3D CGI. Yet the show wouldn't be an episode of WE'LL SEE YOU IN HELL without Pat and Joe being derailed throughout, including a surprisingly passionate discussion on the nature of celebrity controversy.
== Commentary Topics ==
* Pat whistles Auld Lang Syne, on a different side of the couch.
* Khan is the closest thing to a child Joe wants in his life.
* Joe met a nice lady who said says listening to the podcast is like watching a movie with friends.
* Joe has cane sugar soda, is it the new 90 calorie Green Coke?
* Once a year, Pat orders, "a little ditty about Jack and Di-et." No one ever laughs.
* For the first time, Pat's seen the movie and Joe hasn't. There's nudity!
* Joe has a new Mac Mini, thanks to winning the bet from Keith Robinson, to watch the movie.
* We open on a butt shot.
* They were going to do The Shining, but it's late on a school night.
* It's Joe's buddy Owen Benjamin! We're gonna see him get killed! (Wait, it isn't).
* Pat tells a story about seeing his ex-girlfriend's best friend full frontally naked and murdered by John Lithgow on Dexter.
* Pat completely missed MadTV, "Mad Magazine is funnier" says Joe.
* Why does everyone make jokes about Kathleen Turner's appearance now?
* Pat's priest did a homily on how evil War of the Roses was. Great movie.
* Donald Glover is the smartest man in the world in The Martian (not a comedy, but won Best Comedy).
* Castaway as a metaphor for loneliness.
* She's showering in her underwear?
* For three years on the celebrity gossip sites, Paz de la Huerta was drunk and naked.
* Did Joe see Get Hard with Pat? We're not sure. It's baffling.
* Pat saw Daddy's Home, it's really bad with white guys walking in slow-motion to hip hop.
* Again, this lady's got an unbelievable body. Joe feels uncomfortable watching with Pat.
* Pat's apartment had a Keurig in the lobby. He'd have 8-10 cups a day, until he noticed the heated plastic. And whoa, she's full frontal! Contrast it with Katrina Bowden in her bra.
* Daddy's Home is a Ford advertisement and it's not satirical like in Wayne's World.
* The Thomas Haden Church part in Sideways was written for George Clooney.
* Best fake sports announcers in movies: Bob Eucker in Major League and Fred Willard in Best in Show.
* John Michael Higgins was on Two Broke Girls this week and killed it.
* Is there a plot? Which character would you marry?
* If a guy says every girl he's dated is crazy, he's crazy. But if he only dated one, she's crazy.
* Bill Burr danced in the finale of Daddy's Home. There's also no bloopers, unlike when Will Ferrell was in Eastbound & Down.
* Joe talks his outtakes from Louie and Inside Amy Schumer.
* How'd she know the truck was going to T-bone that car?
* Will Joe see The Force Awakens seven times in the theater? It's in his top 3. Or 2. They disagree on Jedi and the new leads in Force Awakens, though they love Kylo Ren. They also talk some Force Awakens.
* Pat watched The Danish Girl, Eddie Redmayne wants another Oscar.
* Joe tried to see Creed, but it was sold out, so he and his dad watched The Hateful Eight. Heavy spoilers ahead:
** Did the guy blow Samuel L. Jackson?
** It has multiple great little moments, Pat gives it a B+ (his least favorite Tarantino)
** Joe loved it and ranks it above Tarantino's last four because it's the most Tarantino film since Jackie Brown.
** Joe's dad loved the intermission. The only other intermission Pat's seen is Dances With Wolves.
** So, did the guy blow Samuel L. Jackson? Probably not.
** Ennio Morricone wins Golden Globe and Tarantino gets in trouble for saying "ghetto".
** Tarantino becoming Frankenstein.
* Thoughts of Ricky Gervais & Mel Gibson and Elvis Costello vs. Stephen Stills regarding Ray Charles.
* Defending people you like vs. people you don't when they're accused of doing something. Also, is this movie over?
* Bill Cosby's trial is in Joe's hometown. 100 women aren't wrong.
* Needless 3D shot of scissors through the neck.
* All the gore effects are terrible CGI. The worst CGI was in Daddy's Home.
* Joe once told a guy why he doesn't like Cabin Fever, who turns out to be the writer.
* A look at the career of director Doug Aarniokoski.
* Thoughts on Ricky Gervais being hated. 
* Netflix recommends they watch Nymphomaniac.
* Next podcast will be... The Shining.
Category:Commentary