Susan Censor (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Prower Towers Mall Floor 8
Dogtor: "So your Mom was aggressive towards Susan because you ate too much catnip?"
Inferno: "Yes, she was. All cats like catnip, but catnip could make them go insane."
Blaze: "Sorry, Inferno for lashing out too much at Susan, Skyler, and Heads."
Inferno: "It's OK, Mom. Every cat would love catnip."
Dogtor: "So, Blaze, you're be dieting from catnip."
Blaze: "Oh." she didn't say it angrily but rather disappointed
Susan: she goes to an ICU
Swift: "Thanks, Cream for healing my leg."
Cream: "You're welcome, Swift!"
Sonic: "I knew you were the best at this, Cream!"
Swift: "Dad, you have one of the best friends ever!"
Cream: "I don't want a future hero like you to be hurt. You'll soon grow up to be a strong hedgehog man."
Ava: "And it didn't cost us a dime? Cream IS the best! And I see a lot of me in her."
Similarities Plays
Ava: "Hey, Cream! Are there times where you're voice of reason?"
Cream: "Ever since Tails had his plots starting from the second season!"
Ava: "Do you love your family so much and try spending time with them?"
Cream: "I have lots of work but family is definitely a gem!"
Ava: "Especially when you're with some of the greatest heroes!"
Cream: "They say I'm the only one that's just that and they're just zeroes."
Ava: "Are you a generally nice person to helps others out?"
Cream: "Everyone knows that, what are you talking about?"
Ava: "Wait you're AGAINST Heads and Skyler and there we don't agree."
Cream: "But it's still fine, we have a a lot of similarities!"
Ava: "Anyone who is exactly like me would be extremely creepy!"
Cream: "But we're both fine having a decent amount of similarities!"
Song Ends
Susan: "OK, then. Ava, it took Swift 3 days to finally submit to going to this ICU, but we did it!"
Ava: "And today I learned I and Cream can be somewhat parallels."
Swift: he whispers at Susan's ear "Shadow just said the word (censored with the sound of a spindash), and I don't know why, but I feel like something's wrong with that word."
Susan: she whispers at Swift's ear "Shadow says that a lot. Like did you even listen to what he sometimes said when he was fighting the Black Arms?"
Swift: he shakes his head
Susan: "Should we leave?"
Swift: "Yes. Cream, keep up the good work."
Mia: "You really do help others!"
Cream: she smiled
Amy: "Swift, I know that some medical operations are painful, but sometimes you need them when you're sick or heavily injured, as in this time."
Sonic: "Thanks, Susan for convincing my son to go to the hospital."
Susan: "You're welcome! By the way, what did he do?"
Sonic: "He tried running through Marble Zone by himself."
Susan: "Oh. That's painful. Did anyone even try cooling the lava?"
Sonic: "Well, at least it's better than what happened to me. He may get past the lava, but there were still lots of spikes."
Susan: "Yeah, I can see why even he would have trouble in Marble Zone. By the way, what does the word (censored with the sound of a spindash) mean?"
Sonic: "Well, the word (censored with the sound of a spindash) isn't a word you should say."
Susan: "Why?"
Amy: "Mia went through this. Maybe consult your Mom."
Susan: "Great idea! By the way, let's go back to our units."
Sonic, Amy, Swift, Ava, Mia, and Susan walk to the elevator
Ava: "Wait, Dad, Swift, and Susan! Why are we taking the elevator?"
Sonic: "Swift is recovering. Even if he was perfectly fine, I love the presentation in this elevator!"
Ava: "Understandable."
Susan: "Yeah, Tails knows how to make such a great looking big elevator. The great thing is that each allow 30 people in and there's 8 of them."
They arrive at the 30th floor and go to their units
Susan: "What does (censored with the sound of a spindash) mean, Mom?”
Samantha: “WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD?”
Susan: “Swift. Plus, Sonic and Amy didn’t tell me.”
Samantha: “When did you go to them? They were in a hospital.”
Susan: “I wandered off when I felt something was weird about Blaze, because she was aggressive towards me.”
Samantha: “Uh huh?”
Susan: “It turned out she ate too much catnip. I was distracted from the main reason I went there, to talk about the interesting thing Swift wanted to tell me about.”
Samantha: “Why couldn’t you just talk about it in online chat?”
Susan: “I and Swift have crushes on each other and like to look at each other face to face.”
Samantha: “Oh. You have a boyfriend?”
Susan: “I guess.”
Samantha: “That’s cool! By the way, (censored with the sound of a spindash) is a cuss word.”
Susan: “What’s wrong with cuss words?”
Samantha: “They aren’t appropriate for 8 year olds to say. Cuss words are bad, because they can hurt others’ feelings. They are really rude words to say.”
Susan: “I heard that word from Swift. I wonder why he whispered it to me. Please tell his parents to inform him about the word. He seems very scared about asking about it in front of them.”
Samantha: “Oh, I’ll definitely do that, Susan.”
Susan: “Thanks, Mom!”
Samantha: she goes to Unit 3003
Sonic: “Yes, Samantha?”
Samantha: “Your son said the word (censored with the sound of a spindash)!”
Sonic: “Wait, he said what?”
Amy: “(Censored with the sound of a spindash) is a cuss word, Sonic. You must do something about it. Also how do you know, Samantha?”
Samantha: “Susan told me.”
Amy: “Oh.”
Swift: “Mom, Dad, the truth is I was scared to say that word.”
Amy: “You should be! You shouldn’t say that word.”
Swift: “But I was afraid to tell it to you.”
Sonic: “We are all afraid of things, sometimes. What I appreciate about you, Swift is that you didn’t want to say something bad. What I DON’T appreciate about you is that you were too afraid to say it to people.”
Swift: “Sorry, Dad for not wanting to say that word to you.”
Sonic: “If you feel something is wrong, but don’t know it is, then just tell about it to us.”
Amy: “We are you parents.”
Swift: “OK!”
The Next Day…
Gaia City Educational Center Recess
Susan: “Yeah, Sasha, you shouldn’t say (censored with the sound of a spindash).”
Sasha: “Really? Why shouldn’t I say (censored with the sound of a spindash)?”
Susan: “It’s a cuss word.”
Curd: “A cuss word? Perfect! This could be used for my comedy acts!”
Susan: “But you might come off as showing off.”
Curd: “Really?”
The Profane Song
Curd: she goes to the microphone “Hey guys! I don’t give a (censored with the sound of a spindash) if I like Doctor Eggman.
I don’t give a (censored with the sound of a spindash) if I like the Deadly Six, since that wasn’t banned.
I definitely don’t give a (censored with the sound of a spindash) if I like basically any villain in this world.”
Ms. Tweeters: “Well, Curd, you are absolutely going to detention
Because I know that swearing and saying those things was your intention.
Though I have to give you credit for trying to make sure everyone is curled.”
Curd: “Wait, what was the point of saying those words?”
Ms. Tweeters: “It’s like the idiom “have a ball”, you little bunny Curd!”
Curd: “How are you so good at rapping hard?”
Ms. Tweeters: “A friend of mine taught me to rap in my backyard!”
Curd: “Why aren’t we talking about cuss words anymore?”
Ms. Tweeters: “Dunno, haven’t been in the show until this Season 4.”
Curd: “You’re going off topic! What are the dangerous of cusses?”
Ms. Tweeters: “Being considered rude, plus out of this, I don’t see any pluses.”
Curd: “OK! Thanks for telling me this!”
Ms. Tweeters: “If you want I can tell you other words your age group should miss!”
Curd and Ms. Tweeters: “Alright!”
Song Ends
The kids cheer
Curd: “We did make a good duo, didn’t we?”
Ms. Tweeters: “Yeah. Now you learned the dangers of cussing, also known as swearing.”
Ava: “I swear, swearing does seem tempting.”
Ms. Tweeters: “The thing is, you can only say swear words maybe when you’re a teenager or older. Even then, there would be times where you shouldn’t say cuss words.”
Susan: “Oh! So it’s not like never say it, but never say it in some areas.”
Ms. Tweeters: “Almost. You’re still a kid, and you’re only allowed to say it when you’re a teen or adult. Even then, there are places you shouldn’t say the word. So it’s never say it at all unless you’re a teenager or an adult. That’s why we’re perfectly fine with people like Shadow saying (censored with the sound of a spindash), but not you and the rest of the kids.”
Susan: “Got it, Ms. Tweeters. Thanks for your advice.”
Ava: “Everyone was taught a valuable lesson thanks to you.”
Swift: “What if we call people (censored with the sound of a horn)?”
Ms. Tweeters: “Not even teens or adults can say that. That’s even worse than a cuss. It can insult an entire group of people. It’s called a slur.”
Swift: “So if we say “Hail Eggman”, is it a slur?”
Ms. Tweeters: “What did you say?”
Swift: “I was asking is “Hail Eggman” a slur?”
Ms. Tweeters: “Don’t even say that, even as an example of something bad! You are the son of two of the greatest heroes of Mobius! I think I need to call your parents-“
Oliver, Ava, and Skyler: “That’s unfair. He’s just a kid.”
Ms. Tweeters: “I wouldn’t have known how much of a moron I was if it weren’t for you smart kids and the even smarter dog.”
Ava and Skyler: “HEY!”
Ms. Tweeters: “Sorry, that was a reference to one of my favorite shows.”
Oliver: “Good thing I’m a dog. The only thing I have to eat for recess is my chew toy.” he chews on his chew toy
Swift: “So is it a slur?”
Ms. Tweeters: “Technically. It insults almost everyone, so it’s probably worse than a slur.”
Swift: “OK!”
Susan: “Wow! We were taught about swears AND slurs!”
Ms. Tweeters: “Exactly.”
The End!
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