Escalator

==Background==
"Escalator" is a song featuring CYBER SONGMAN by Bill White. The song was produced between May 4 and June 1.
The lyrics contain criminal mischief and minor sexual themes and should be viewed at your own risk.
==Lyrics==
You stole my green shoes
Walked off with my booze
Don't deny it
You totaled my car
Jacked my friends at the bar
What a big hit
Oh you think I'm a joke
Only good for a poke
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few points
for glory
I nailed your best friend
spoiled how the movie ends
Okay, that's true
But you smashed my phone
Fenced my dad's methadone
So you were due
Oh you think I'm a fool
Only good for a tool
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few
points for glory
Your cat seems lost
in the purple haze
My dog's been gone
for nearly three days
I mentioned to your boss
your resume is fake
You sent my d▬ck pic
to my mom what a snake!
You put Ex-Lax in my gin
Stabbed me in my shin
What a hateful shrew
 
I painted your cockatoo 
and peed in your shampoo
What could I do?
Oh you think I'm a chump
Only good for a hump
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few
points for glory
and it's only Monday
Oh you think I'm a joke
Only good for a poke
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few
points for glory
==External links==
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:English songs
Category:Songs featuring CYBER SONGMAN