Total Drama Platinum/Fresh New Campers Pt 1

(it cuts to a new island as Chris is shown flying a helicopter)
Chris: Yo I'm Chris McLean and we are back with a new season of the greatest franchise ever to date. 
(shows many of the island)
Chris: (VO) We rented out a brand new island for this season which means we got some new goods for this season. 
(shows a raccoon asleep)
Chris (VO): Which means new animals
(shows the cabins)
Chris (VO): New Cabins
(shows the million dollars)
Chris: But the thing that hasn't changed is the 1 million dollars
(shows Chris McLean on the island next to the landed helicopter)
Chris: We even have some new contestants all 24 Who will win one million dollars? And what crazy schemes do i have up my sleeve for this season (he pulls out an explosion out of his sleeve and throws it behind him laughing as it cuts to the ship arriving)
Chris: Find out right now on Total Drama Platinum!!!!
(Cool Orchid logo shows then intro plays and cuts back to the ship arriving 
Chris: Welcome Back To Total Drama Platinum According to my calculations the first contestant has arrived and should be about right now!
(The contestants arrive out of the ship)
Chris: Make that all of the contestants 
(The first to meet Chris is Samantha who is eating butter)
Chris: Samantha Welcome...And you're eating butter?
Samantha: BUTTER IS LIFE!
Chris: Umm okay then.
(The next to meet Chris is Luna)
Chris: Luna. Care to say a few things about yourself?
Luna: No need Just need to bedge and live to rock
Chris: Alright...
(Next is Captain Chimichanga)
Captain Chimichanga: Ha Ha foes beware it is I Captain Chimichanga 
Chris: Uh your fill out form says your name is Eric
Captain Chimichanga: That is my fake name!
Chris: Alrighty Eric.
(The next to meet Chris is Damien)
Damien: Chris McLean it’s such a pleasure to meet you man.
Chris: Damien same to you 
(He goes over there to meet the others) 
Damien: Uh Hi guys.
Samantha: BUTTER!
Damien: Okay then...
(Next is Jack)
Chris: Contestant Number Cinco Jack
Jack: What did you say to me punk?!
Chris: That you are the fifth contestant.
Jack: (he grabs a hold of his shirt) Thats what i thought.
Chris: Ummm alright then.
Jack: Heh heh I'm just messing with ya mate. wanted to build suspension your alright in my book.
(The next person arrives being Emily)
Chris: Fellas meet Emily
Emily: Hi!
(Damien is blown away)
Damien: Whoa...
(Samantha is aggressively eating butter)
(Emily starts to walk over to the other contestants)
Damien: Hi!
(As Roderick enters)
Roderick: You look ugly.
Chris: I HAD FOUR HAIRSTYLISTS MAKE MY HAIR LOOK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
Roderick: Is that how you became host of this dump maybe they should have gotten someone better to host.
Chris: Just sit down!
(Miranda then arrives)
Chris: Miranda What are you reading?
Miranda: I'm reading Diary of Fear by Kaitlyn Monroe
Chris: Okay then.
(Suddenly screaming could be heard as James rushes in)
(they all look to see James)
James: DEATH BLOW!
Chris: Everyone this is James. He likes anime
James: hey everyone. Have you al”-
???: THIS BOAT RIDE SUCKED!
Chris: Oh hi Karen!
Karen: I BETTER GET CASH FOR ENDURING THIS RIDE!
Chris: ok ok geez 
(Danny is shown sitting on the boat relaxing)
Chris: Yo Danny hows it hanging
Danny: Not much dawg
Chris: Um...you can get off the boat.
Danny: Nah man...I'm gooooood
(The next to arrive is Ivy as Ivy is shown walking in)
Chris: Ivy whats up. Welcome!
Ivy: So were not at a luxury getaway and just at a summer camp
Chris: That's right Ivy
Ivy: Brilliant....a summer camp is good for my devious devices.
(Roderick smiles a little)
Roderick: Hmm. I like her already
Miranda: I don't
(Next to arrive is Flora)
Flora: Hiii! Today is lovely!
(Bethany then pushes her aside)
Bethany: Move it or lose it 
Chris: Bethany glad to-
Bethany: Let me make one thing clear Chris. You can't force me to stay at this wasteland of an island. Once I'm off this ridded show you will be sued big time.
Chris: Yeah..."laughs" glad we have copies.
Bethany: (walks over to the other campers) Fine.
(Jonah comes in and does a flip)
Jonah: JONAH HAS ARRIVED!!! THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE!
(Cameron arrives beside him)
Cameron: ooh an island I'll have plenty of material to dock on board
Chris: Good one!
(Alice arrives after doing a summersault)
Alice: T! O! T! A! L! D! R! A! M! A! What does that spell?!
Chris: Alice welcome.
Alice: GOOOOOOO TEAM!
Chris: Well technically your not on a team yet theres like a few more coming...ah speak of one now
(Alec then arrives)
Alec: Yo the chicks have arrived guess im a little late for the party (turns to Samantha) What's your name beauty?
Samantha: BUTTER!
Alec: Okay then....
(Clark then arrives)
Clark: HO LY MACROL The Chris McLean omg I'm a big huge fan of you. Hey where are the original Total Drama members.
Chris: They left...
Clark: Oh i see.
(Calvin arrives)
Calvin: Calvinbot online.
Chris: Calvin.. . .
Calvin: Subject Chris
Chris: O...K? Who's next?
(Darla then enters)
Darla: Whoo Rad Party!!!
Chris: Welcome Darla!
(Shayla also arrives and grabs ahold of Chris)
Shayla: Tell me all your secrets before i can trust you.
Chris: I caused a genocide.
Shayla: Ok i trust you 
(she goes over to the others as Audrey arrives)
Audrey: Hello fellow people.
(Milo then arrives next to Audrey)
Milo: Aw man I'm last.
Chris: Sorry dude
Milo: Man!
(fades to black and cuts to the campsite)
Chris: This is Ilarsta your new home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. But sometimes rough patches could be dramatic a bit. for sleeping arrangements girls get one side and boys get the other just like the seasons always been. Back to our routes yet with new chaos. The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Platinum the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000! But trust me we lost a ton of million dollar cases in those days. So yeah. So the ones who came out in order we have already marked teams for so as listed. Cameron, Alice, Captain Chimichanga, Luna Bethany, Jonah, Flora, Alec, Milo, Calvin, Karen and James . You guys will be The Revolting Honeybadgers 
Bethany: Great...I'm stuck with a bunch of losers 
Chris: as for the rest of you, Ivy, Damien, Emily, Clark, Samantha, Darla, Audrey, Roderick, Jack, Danny Miranda, and Shayla 
Chris: You will be THE ANGRY WARTHOGS 
Damien: Whoa!!. A warthog 
Chris: Alright campers prepare to get settled in and your first challenge will start in 3 hours don't forget you will be on camera at all times and there is also the outhouse for video diaries. 
(the campers start to put their things in the sleeping quarters
(Damien first meets Jack)
Damien: Hi I'm Damien
Jack: Well nice to meet you little buckaroo Damien I'm Jack. I have physically trained my body to be peak for survival.
Damien: Wow you remind me of Jackalope from issue #18 of The Shocker. He is a vigilantic australlian superhero who can leap real high like a jackalope
Jack: Coolio!
(static shows and cuts to Jack)
(Jack is shown in the outhouse looking at the outhouse)
Jack: Well i guess this is my first video diary. Interesting. So I gotta admit were all new here but honestly my dad always trained me to become a survivalist in Australia. Usually in Australlia not to trust a lot of people. But idk I'll see whose worthy in being trusted or not mates.
(Shows static then Meanwhile Alec has found Flora)
Alec: Heyy there
Flora: Hi! Do you believe in the idea of love conquering all?
Alec: Yeah sometimes but whats a beauty like you doing here
Flora: I want the cash to start my very own show where I give people advice on love. Golly! I love love! I love love so much!
(static shows and shows Alec)
Alec: CAN SHE STOP RANTING ABOUT LOVE?!...I'm sorry I'm sorry lost my cool there (breathes in and out) But I don't know why Flora is obsessed with love. It's all she talks about. I don't know who is much odder. Ms. Valentines Day or the woman who loves butter, I saw that woman's luggage up to 10 years supply of butter. Removing those from my hit list.
(shows static and cuts to the dining room)
Chef: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! TIME TO EAT!
(Emily and Captain Chimichanga are getting sloppy joes from chef)
Captain Chimichanga: Heroes don't deserve this food.
Emily: Oh boy.
(she gets hers and goes to sit with the others)
Emily: Geez.
(Damien is sitting next to her)
Damien: Hm? Whats up?
Emily: Well...a lot of people on here so far I don't think I like so far.
Damien: Really? Wdym?
Emily: You're one of them.
Damien: Me one of them? I mean don't get me wrong I may be obsessed with comics and nerd stuff but... you don't see me dressed as a hero or eat butter or something no offense guys
Captain Chimichanga: None taken.
Damien: So, I don't understand why you think I'm one of them...Is it cause we just met or something?
Emily: I just don’t.
(static shows and cuts to Emily)
Emily: Can't a girl just hate someone? I just don't trust anybody. New island new people I..I just don't. I don't know if he gets creepy and wants to kill me! 
(Static shows then shows the rest of the campers eating)
Alice: Food! Food! We are eating food! It is healthy it is good
Clark: Yikes, That cheer sounded bad.
Samantha: Butter?
Clark: No thanks I'm good. And is that all you can say?
Samantha: Oh sorry it's just this butter goes great with this sloppy joe.
ClarkL You really do like butter don't ya?
Samantha: Yep. 
Clark: O...K
Samantha: One of these days I wanna jump into a huge pool of Butter. And consume it. If I can, I would legally marry one.
Clark: Wait so is that the only thing you eat? Anything with Butter?...what happens if you don't have butter or run out?
Samantha: I will kill and go on a ballistic rage.
Clark: Wow...I'm Clark by the way.
Samantha: Samantha
Clark: Pleasure to meet you I guess were gonna be on
(it then cuts to Luna)
Luna: Oh yeah....love sloppy joe that is for true rockstars like myself
(She eats it)
Luna: Now that is some sweet soul food
(She chuckles)
(then it cuts to the campers getting settled in their Cabins as they relax)