God Pterano

== The Main Overview ==
Pterano, after consuming the ultimate power fin Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. He now serves as the main antagonist in The Land Before Everyone Froze to Death, showing his mastery over heaven, earth, and everything in the middle. God Pterano is invincible (and a loonie) and has even begun competing with Satan for the "El Diablo" title. Recently, he cursed the Great Valley with a terrible winter storm that will most likely end in widespread hypothermia, frostbite, and death. Will our heroes manage to defeat him in the end? Or will this being of pure evil just obliterate everyone and everything? We can only hope for the latter.
However, he also has some weaknesses up his sleeves (although he has none), like being impaled by a bass guitar; or even getting hit by rocks that flew real low, causing him to fall slowly through the air, then flying quickly through the air until horrifically exploding. These things however only result in a temporary death.   
He was last seen somewhere epic.   
== Pterano's Inventory: Array of Weapons and Attacks ==
Pterano is notable for welding a vast amount of tricks up his wings, from a B.C. Rich Platinum Beast, a Chieftain sword, to dual M4A1's, and energy blast attacks.
=== List of Weapons: ===
* B.C. Rich Guitars - Platinum Beast.
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* M4A1 with SOPMOD package, including Rail Interface System and Trijicon 4× ACOG. The barrel length is 14.5 inches (370 mm).
* M4A1 with a Close Quarter Battle Receiver. The barrel length is 10.3 inches (260 mm).
* The Chieftain - Limited Edition Medieval Scottish War Sword - (Early Claymore, Type XIIIa).
* Nintendo 64 console.
* The bird.
== A Conclusive Demise ==
Despite his showcase of vast amounts of power, and his numerous skills at a variety of weapons, Pterano could not bring to halt his inevitable death, being impaled by Phonofoot's bass guitar in a final confrontation, as seen in The Land Before Everyone Froze to death, Part 6.
Pterano falls out of the sky, once struck; still barely alive, he is then finished off by a shotgun blow to the head.
His death is then marked permanent by the signal of a "GAME OVER" screen, and thus Pterano's reign of power ends.
Pterano impaled by bass 01.png|Pterano, impaled by Phonofoot's bass guitar
pterano bleeding 01.png|Pterano bleeding out.
pterano's fallen guitar 01.png|Pterano's fallen guitar.
Pterano impaled by bass 02.png|Pterano, falling to his death.
Pterano impaled by bass 03.png|Pterano, upon realization that he has been defeated.
Pterano impaled by bass 04.png|Pterano fallen down upon the snow.
pterano about to be shotgunned 01.png|Pterano, about to be finished off.
pterano dead 02.png|Shotgun blast to the head.
pterano dead game over screen 01.png|The "GAME OVER" screen thus marks Pterano's final death.
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