Deathlord The Edgelord

Deathlord The Edgelord is who AlphaChadChan is in real life. He started kicking ass on August 18, 2021. DO NOT STEAL,
He resides in the Project Moon Universe of the City. He is a colour Fixer and his Colour is Death, for his specialty is Death.
== Appearance ==
He rocks his Primark branded jacket that was probably mass produced for pennies. Rockin-ass jeans that totally look bitchin' (am i allowed to say bitchin?) i dunno a belt too and some real sweet shoes that make him look like he can run fast (he can but this is the appearance section so i cant describe how fast he can go yet). When he takes his shoes off he has big feet with toes on the feet. His fur is akin to a deepfried laughing emoji, with matching deep fried emoji coloured fur, bloodshot red-eyes and crying emoji shaped appendixes whiskering off of his face.
== Quotes ==
"I am the reaper, and i shall reap"
"I am the villain, and your story ends here"
"hey"
"don't worry about vengenace for what im about to do you, no one will recognise you afterwards"
"God wont save you, for i am your god, and i will kill you, not save you"
== Personality ==
Bombastic in nature due to a life of literally being the smartest, toughest most charistmatic person in the room. he would be cocky if he was not hyper-intelligent and knew exactly what he was doing. His enemeis love him and his lovers Love him. He loves to practice killing and he does so with a big grin on his face. He loves combat sports, especially bare-knuckle boxxing and you can tell he's good at it because he never has bruises or scars or cuts on him. He has many friends, many lovers, and while he is at home, he will watch his favourite movie reviewers (they cross their arms a lot), eat junk food and play video games on his epic battlestation. (Canonically the best gaming PC in the sonic universe).
he also packs a ducky pen in his inner pocket. Its a regular pen, but its orange-yellow and the tip of it has a cute duck. He received this pen as a gift when he was the priest who wedded a good friend of his, with Malkuth. They are still together and happy <3, and Deathlord the Edgelord is happy for them.
=== Likes ===
* Gaming video games
* Spending time pleasing his multiple Gfs 
* Smurfing on video games (Master league is to him what bronze is to everyone else, Deathlord is just that good)
* Bullying this one other person's OC because they are genuinely creepy and i blatantly refused their discord helper application on a server i moderate because i think they are a gross human being. like seriously who goes into a SFW chat and posts 30 paragraphs of NSFL smut of a character and their OC, MIKE THATS WHO. Then they're shocked they get muted for a day, like wow i had to read that whole damn thing, ears were involved and this kid clearly has never seen a women, nevermind unclothed. Hod was innocent and she still is, he didnt have to do her like that.
* Wellcheers, all of the flavours are good (flavour is spelt with a u, you absolute silly sausages)
=== Dislikes ===
* Mushrooms because they are gross (but Deathlord the Edgelord could totally kick their ass)
* elitism (Deathlord the Edgelord is very humble)
* MIKE AGAIN I HATE MIKE I CANT GET THAT SMUT OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD
=== Friends ===
He has too many friends to list, so they will not be listed but remember he definitely has many friends its just that i could be here all day listing them but like cmon we got things to do, you got Sonic OC wiki pages to read and i got Sonic OC wiki pages to make so like lets not list them, lets not do that. But he does have many friends (not listed).
=== Enemies ===
* Mike again because i really genuinely hate the fact ive ever come across him
* anyone who thinks they can beat him, because Deathlord the Edgelord hates liars.
* thiefs who steal my oc
== Love life (idk i saw some others with this so i want one) ==
Deathlord the edgelord has many super hot Gfs that he easily pleasures because Deathlord the Edgelord has never faced a real challenge in his life.
== Deathlord the Edgelord's Top ten Females ==
* Number 10: Binah - She is cute and a little mischevious, but her naturally cold demeanor is offputting for most. She puts an air of superiority on people around her but she knows who her king is (Its Deathlord the Edgelord)
* Number 9: Scar (she is in my discord server) - Her burning hatred for britain burns even hotter in the bedroom. Beautiful stunning eyes and two extra big reasons to love her puts her on Deathlord The Edgelord's number 9 spot.
* Number 8: Takayama Haruka - she knows how to work a tongue and knows how to kiss, which is super hot because she'll kiss Deathlord the Edgelord, and other girls too. She is super Kawaii Desu and she knows it.
* Number 7: This one super hot anime girl i saw on reddit once, she was helping a boy bench press - If anyone has the sauce to this image, please send it to me, i thought it was super hot
* Number 6: Vella Wild (from YiiK) - what else do i have to say, she is a super hot goth girl who knows how to use her fingers, if you know what i mean. Call her legs the vegas strip because they go all the way baby.
* Number 5: Garevoir - Yes, even pokemon can be hot, and hoo boy did browsing certain subreddits make Deathlord the Edgelord believe this.
* Number 4: Amelia Watson - Deathlord the Edgelord has Virtual Hoe's too. She is super hot and i love all the fanart that is created. She also has two big reasons to love her, and on top of that she's blind and that really does it for me.
* Number 3 Niko (from Here comes Niko) - what a gal, she has a bubbly personality and loves to make your day, she may not be the hottest, but she'll steal your heart, as she did mine.
* Number 2 All women - I love all women, they have such a variety and i love that they have breasts and nice faces and sometimes they make you laugh (i have totally been with women i swear).
* Number 1: Jessica - Please respond to me Jessica i made this wiki article for you. Please i love you please, im crying and begging. I just want you and you alone
=== Honourable Sexy Female Mention ===
Malkuth - MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH MALKUTH
== Tactical Prowess ==
=== Weapons ===
==== Death the Sword ====
Death is Deathlord's first weapon (not shown, that commission cost is pricy yknow). It is a two-handed Katana swor, however years of expertise with it has allowed Deathlord the Edgelord to become just as good with it with one hand (but he only ever one-hands it when he is getting serious). His signature moves with Death are:
* "I am the death-bladeedge which cuts through this damnable night" - Which is a warm up attack he does to get ready
* "i've already cut you to bits, you'r speed is just so pitiful you havent realised" - a feint which doesnt really do much damage relative to how much Deathlord the Edgelord can do when he tries (can still cut through 15 ft of titanium-steel nanobots)
* "Take this you sonofa-b*tch (bitch), i am the vengeful blade and i am the blade which tore through oblivion, i am the start and end of your life, i just have to wish it" - A teleporting (not really, Deathlord is just fast) slash forward, then a back step and another forward slash, he then grins, and slahes and turns at the same time to behead his opponent
* "DEATH" - his signature move with Death, he taunts his opponent, and as they attack him, Deathlord the Edgelord remains unharmed, however the enemy immediately splits into 10 million pieces.
==== The the Gun ====
The is a 5000. caliber sniper rifle deathgun with a quickdraw stock, 3 laser sights, a 12x acog scope and some wicked dragon decals (id show it but the artist i hired was being a d!ckhead and wouldnt do it for free) which Deathlord the Edgelord uses with one hand like a revolver (it doesnt need bolting after each shot kyle you snob). He poses with each shot with a cocky grin and never misses his mark. He uses this stance to recover from overexhertion, but he never gets overexherted so he just uses it when he likes to. His signature moves are:
* "sorry kid, but i can see right through you, literally....NOW DIE" - is a move where he shoots his enemy
* "I am the reaper that will shoot you and you will die slowly and horribly" - is also a move where he shoots his enemy, theres not too many things you can do with a gun tbh
* "oh power that is overwhelming, let me eviserate this damn fool in front of me" - is a move where Deathlord the Edgelord cripples his enemy by shooting both their knees, then with his Agility:10, he sprints behind them in less than a blink of an eye, then shoots them executioner style
* "THE" - is The's signature move, where Deathlord the Edgelord imbues his next shot with pure unadultered hatred and power and hate. Deathlord then slides underneath his enemy, and shots them from underneath, the power of the shot launches whatever remains of them upwards, where Deathlord the edgelord has already reached, and shots his next 5 imbued shots he imbued into them, saying "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG" with each shot (so that he says BANG 25 times)
==== Edge the Sickles ====
Edge is a pair of blood-sickles which deal bleed damage to whoever they attack, (still unvisualised because art is hard and also expensive and also hard) they are connected at their bottom ends with a chain that allows for as much extension as needed, so that the chain is always as long as it needs to be. He uses this form for exercise whenever he feels like killing (which is always) as this form has all of his flamboyant attacks. Speaking of which (wow what a fucking segway amirite):
* "slash slash i am going to murder you and there is nothing you can do about it, go die already scumbag" - is an offensive attack where Deathlord leads with a light jump, launching him through the Earth and to the other side, but mid-jump, he launches both his sickles into his enemy, so that they get dragged through the entire earth. When they reach the other side, Deathlord uses the sickles to slash them from the ground while they are mid-air but he is on the ground and slashes them 10 or so times. Then he repeats the process, but this time from the other side of the Earth to where they began.
* "Fear the Reaper, for i shall reap" - Deathlord the Edgelord grabs his sickles by the handles, uppercuts the stomach to impale them and launches them 180 degrees (hulk style, but with sickles, which have been uppercutted into the stomach). and once the enemy has been overhead, Deathlord the Edgelord un-impales the sickles, and beheads the enemy. Then Deathlord says his catchphrase "Fear the Reaper"
* "I am the end, the end of you" - Deathlord the Edgelord flexes his shoulders and taunts the enemy, but before they can react, he uses the chains to overhook the sickle into the enemies skull, then uses the chain to pull them to him, while grinning ear to ear menacingly. then uses the second sickle, which is still on him to puncture the enemy like 6 or so times, then kicks them back, unplunging the sickle from their skull.
* "EDGE" - Deathlord releases a manly and menacing scream, everyones vision turns black while Deathlord goes crazy with both close sickle attacks and ranged chained sickle slashes. Afterwards when he has controlled his power, he puts his sickles away, and every slash attack that he made causes an eruption of blood from every enemy.
==== Deathlord the Edgelord's Ultimate move ====
Deathlord the Edgelord's Ultimate move is called:
"..." - he remains silent, but exudes such an energy that the very concept of colour is removed from everyone within a 100mile radius. Deathlord the Edgelord remains silent... while approaching whoever needs to die.....then he blinks.....everything turns to black, only for everyone to see Deathlord the Edgelord's grin, it doesnt matter if they should, but the pure malice being emitted from Deathlord the Edgelord allows for everyone to see the malicious grin. Not even God knows what happens to whoever pissed Deathlord the Edgelord enough for this....all we know is that he uses his greatest weapon...Himself
==== Other Skills ====
he can impeccibly dodge any and every attack. He can perfectly counter every attack too but like, thats not thrilling so he chooses to play with his prey.
==== Accolades and Achievements ====
* The head of the city fears this legend....for Deathlord the Edgelord has killed 5 arbiters (who were accompanied with 15 claws each) while caught by surprise (he let himself get caught by surprise so it wasnt really being caught by surprise, because he wanted to change things up) and had none of his weapons on him. A lack of scars on him shows how little effort this took him.
* he has a master skill 100 in every skill except for light armour, medium armour and heavy armour. He has never needed armour and as such has never gained any experience in them.
* managed to go to the succubus lair known as Britain and literally (s)lay everything that moved their everyday for a month straight without breaking a sweat. he couldve continued but he needed to do some death-killing.
* Swung his sword so fast one time it tore a hole in the spacetime continuum, but he felt bad (because he is humble) and cut the hole into pieces, fixing the spacetime continuum.
==== Weaknesses ====
His own strength
== Timeline ==
=== Baby Deathlord the Edgelord ===
Every story starts with a birth canal, and Deathlord the Edgelord is no different. He was birthed in Britain, overlooking the river Mersey. However, with his mother (Artistia The Hedgehog) being one of the strongest british people in existence, Baby Deathlord the Edgelord was propelled 500m from the hospital, straight into the River Mersey head first. This gave him his first harsh lesson - "life is harsh, so be harsher". So Baby Deathlord the Edgelord swam along the river and actually saved who would end up being the person who would end up being Sonic the Hedgehog's Cousin... Hod.
After that, he was scouted by an arbiter talent agency, however being a baby he refused them. (this ended up hurting the Arbiters more than it did Deathlord the Edgelord). These arbiters would wait until Baby Deathlord the Edgelord was older to see if his innate talent would blossom (it would).
His first words were "You're dead kiddo".
=== Metal Deathlord the Edgelord ===
Ok, so basically, when Deathlord the Edgelord became a teenager, he had a sort of emo phase. So he replaced all of his HUMAN FUR (HE IS NOT A FURRY, AND BY EXTENSION I AM NOT A FURRY EITHER). Once he replaced all of his human fur with metal, he rebranded himself as Metal Deathlord the Edgelord. to be honest, not much else changed, he was still Death-Edging people as a profession. He already graduated at the top of his class because he has like 500IQ, and that meant he was the smartest person ever. 
Being metal didnt hinder Deathlord the Edgelord at all, but it didnt help him either, he was already super strong, super fast, super tactical, super quick, super brave, super impervious to damage, super edgy, super strong and could kick your ass (yes you, the reader). Deathlord the Edgelord already had all of his weapons, and to be honest, his power level already meant that nobody could hurt him.
Unlike most normal teenagers, Metal Deathlord the Edgelord took up many sports, and unlike the rest of the teens, he had to drop them because he was just too good for them. 
* He took up boxing, but killed kyle the dickhead in one punch, so he had to quit boxing.
* He took up rugby, but someone split themselves in half when they tried to tackle Deathlord the Edgelord, so he had to quit rugby.
* He took up martial arts, but the mere presence of Deathlord the Edgelord sent the first opponent he faced into a super heart attack, causing his chest to burst like a pipe bomb, so he had to quit martial arts.
* He took up fencing, but his natural skill with Death the Sword was too much for his instructor, his instructor was sliced in half when he struck Deathlord the Edgelord...heh, what a fool, so he had to quit fencing.
* he took up poker, but his superior perception caused many unlucky victims to attack him, and let me tell you, in deathlord the edgelord's house, house always wins, so he had to quit poker.
* He took up football, but his skill was so much that he would uhhhh systematically destroy the betting indsutry because he would win every match 1v11 because the enemy team was scrubs, and that destruction of the uhhhh betting industry...would uhhh cause a stock decline and would destroy the wolves of wall street and i dunno is fascism an ecomonic state? look, idk anything about economics, please smash that like and subscribe button if you know economics. JUST PRETEND THAT DEATHLORD THE EDGELORD PLAYING FOOTBALL 1V11 DESTROYED THE ECONOMY, so he had to quit football. (not soccer, you illiterate fucks)
=== WereDeath the WereEdge ===
To hate a furry, you must become a furry. This is Deathlord the Edgelord's next saga.
Deathlord the Edgelord really hates furries, but can get past that if they are a good person....however...when they are not. In order to become a furry, Deathlord the Edgelord decided to become a werewolf, instead of a vampire in Skyrim...and as such, rebranded as WereDeath the WereEdge. Ill be honest, i dont know much about furries and i dont wish to know...its seems weird. And the vocal ones also seem to come packaged with the worst fucking personalities like wow, hot damn please get away with me. And DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MORE RISQUE COMMUNITY. IVE BEEN BROWSING REDDIT AND THAT SHIT SHOWS UP, STOP WITH THAT.....ITS GROSS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DOG YOU SON'BITCH.