Two New Recruits and Best of 2017 showtape (Chuck E. Cheese's) (Johnsonverse)

Played at Chuck E. Cheese's in January 2018, with Charlie Rockit and Josie Jaguar as the guest stars. This is the first showtape of 2018, as well as the debut showtape for new characters Tati Truong and Bella B. Conejita.
==Cast==
===Voice cast===
*Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese
*Karlisa Burleson as Helen Henny
*Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls and Charlie Rockit
*John Bowen as Mr. Munch and Munch Jr.
*Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate and Reggie Bird
*Jessica Puente as Bella B. Conejita
*Gabby Hoeng as Tati Truong
*Annagrey Wiechman as Harmony Howlette
*Jaret Reddick as Crusty T. Cat
*Carolina Ravassa as Josie Jaguar
*Scott Wilson as Wolfman Zapp
*Christopher Sabat as Pizzacam
*Stephanie Nadolny as Building
*Chris Hill as Moon
*Kate Bristol as Wendy Warblette
*Tia Ballard as Whitney Warblette
*Taylor Fono as Wilma Warblette
*Stephanie Sheh as Mary Mopsey
*Kira Buckland as Melody Mopsey
*Clarine Harp as Miley Mopsey
===Live actors===
* Jeremy Blaido as Will Frye the Nutrition Guy
*Ryan Hollingsworth as Steve Waters
==Transcript==
=== Bella's Debut ===
==== Intermission 1 ====
==== Video Break 1 (Dressing Room) ====
==== Segment 1 ====
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro. The "Showtime" intro plays.)
*Wolfman Zapp: From Chuck E. Cheese's, it's showtime! Featuring Crusty T. Cat, Pasqually P. Pieplate, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch, Helen Henny, Harmony Howlette, our newest band members, and special guest stars, Charlie Rockit and Josie Jaguar. And now, here's your host, to help introduce our two new recruits, Chuck E. Cheese!
*(Chuck E.'s curtain opens, and the intro fades to the CEC TV logo on Chuck E.'s screen, while the two screens on the valence fade to the animatronic footage)
*Chuck E.: Thank you, thank you very much! Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, everybody. I hope all of you had a good 2017! That's right, because this is our first show of 2018, we'll be doing the "Best of 2017" medley in the second half of this show. But, as Zapp said in that intro, we at Chuck E.'s Pizza Time Band have two new members with us, full time.
*Crusty: Yep, our first since Helen joined the lineup full-time back in '83, not counting Harmony and I coming back. This first half is all about getting to know our two new recruits.
*Chuck E.: Now, here they are!
*(The curtains open, and the band plays "Brown Sugar" by the Rolling Stones)
*Chuck E.: Great job out there!
*Pasqually: You two did-a great, I just know it! A-he-he-he-he-he!
*Crusty: Welcome aboard!
*Tati: Thank you so much.
*Bella: Gracias, everybody.
*Tati: We're both so grateful to be right up on this stage, performing with you guys.
*Bella: I've been practicing my saxophone for years, and this is the first time I've been able to play in front of an audience.
*Chuck E.: So Bella and Tati, the people in the audience would like to know how you joined.
*Bella: Well, I'll just give you all the short version. See, after a really brief stint working with that matón Mike Wolf, Helen and Harmony asked me to come to your hangout to audition, the others were impressed, and Chuck E. gave me a spot here.
*Helen: Since Harmony and I saw you playing that sax, we thought you'd make a great member.
*Harmony: Ah'd say it's worked out pretty darn well.
*Chuck E.: Now you, Tati.
*Tati: So I ordered a pizza at a state fair, when suddenly I met Mr. Munch. I trembled in fear 'cause he's a monster, but it turned out he's a good guy; he just asked if I was gonna eat my slice. Then we started playing some music, myself on tambourine and Mr. Munch on keyboard, Chuck E. invited me to Irving to play, was impressed, and now here I am.
*Chuck E.: Thank you. Now don't go away, everybody, 'cause we got some more tunes coming your way in just a few minutes. And later, those two curtains will open for our special guest stars. Stick around for the fun!
*(A brief tune plays as the curtains close)
==== Video Break 2 (Steve Waters) ====
* Steve: Whassup, dudes! I'm Steve Waters, your groovy friend. Now today, I'd like to perform a hit for you!
==== Segment 2 ====
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro)
* Chuck E.: Welcome back to Bella's debut show! That first song we did a few minutes ago, that was just the beginning, 'cause we got some more good tunes coming your way.
*Munch: Hey, Chuck, I got a joke for you.
*Crusty: So long as it's better than anything the chef...
*Pasqually: Hey!
*Crusty: ...could come up with, go ahead.
*Munch: Okay, so how do billboards talk?
*Everyone else: How?
*Munch: Sign language!
*(The other members laugh, and Harmony does a rimshot)
*Munch: Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
*Crusty: Well, at least you're a better jokester than Pasqually.
*Helen: I know, right? Compared to Pasqually, you're a regular Dangerfield.
*Munch: Thanks, guys.
*Crusty: See, Pasqually? Even a dumb glutton like Munch can tell a joke properly.
*Pasqually: Wait, I--
*Bella: Ooh, I got one.
*Pasqually: (slaps his face) D'oh!
*Chuck E.: Go ahead, Bella. It's your show.
*Bella: Okay, so there's this rabbit I know, and one day he heard that his favorite team won. How did he respond? He went rabid.
*(The other members laugh even more hysterically, and Harmony does another rimshot)
*Harmony: Oh, Ah love this.
*Pasqually: Now let me do one.
*Crusty: (sighs) Go ahead.
*Pasqually: How did-a the computer get-a out of jail? Simple: he escaped? Get it? 'Cause of the escape key?
*(Crickets chirp)
*Harmony: Ah ain't botherin' with da rimshot.
*Jasper: Wait, did you steal that from that 101 Wacky Computer Jokes book?
*Pasqually: No!
*Chuck E.: You sure? 'Cause I found a copy of that book in your dressing room.
*Jasper: You don't steal bad jokes. It takes an especially bad comedian to do just that. And there's a simple rule all comedians must follow: if you have to explain the joke, there is no joke. You fell right into that trap hook, line and sinker.
*Crusty: I'm appalled that anyone would steal a joke that bad. Then again, name a petty excuse of a quote-unquote (air-quotes) "comedian", and you've stolen their so-called (air-quotes) "jokes".
*Pasqually: Carlos Mencia?
*Crusty: Yup.
*Pasqually: Jimmy Kimmel?
*Crusty: Oh yeah.
*Pasqually: Pauly Shore?
*Crusty: Exactamundo.
*Harmony: Ya know ya ain't no good comedian when ya can't even reach their level of comedy.
*Pasqually: One of these days I'll tickle all you guys-a funny bones. You'll all see.
*Bella: This is perhaps the only genuinely funny joke I've ever heard from you. But sure.
*Tati: You did say words though, so there's that.
*Chuck E.: Anyway, the next song on our setlist is a Paul McCartney song, with Tati singing. It's sort of related to this half of our show introducing a new member; after all, "new" is the title. Hit it!
*(The band performs "New" by Paul McCartney)
*Chuck E.: We'll be back in a few minutes, with the first of our two guest stars!
==== Video Break 3 (music video) ====
* (The music video for "TBA" by TBA plays)
==== Segment 3 ====
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro)
* Chuck E.: And welcome back! Before we get the next show started, I'd like to introduce the first of our two guest stars, Charlie Rockit!
* (Charlie's curtain on Stage Left opens)
* Charlie: Thank you, thank you, what a wonderful audience. So first off,
==== Video Break 4 ====
==== Segment 4 ====
* Crusty: TBA
==== Intermission 5 ====
==== Segment 5 ====
* (The band performs "At the Hop", with Bella doing lead vocals)
==== Intermission 5 ====
==== Segment 6 ====
* Chuck E.: Alright, welcome back to Tati and Bella's first show! So, Bella, how'd you like singing and playing tunes with us?
* Bella: I enjoyed it so much, Chuck E. I got to play my saxophone, and I even got to tell a joke.
* Jasper: You're certainly better than Pasqually.
* Pasqually: Hey! I can still tell a great joke.
* Crusty: The only reason you haven't had tomatoes or custard pies pelted at you is that we don't serve either item to throw, nor would it be allowed.
* Chuck E.: How about you, Tati?
* Tati: I loved it! I can't wait to do this again, and I'm so glad I met you guys.
* Chuck E.: Well, I'm proud of you both. You've done great with us tonight, and we'd like to consider you part of the band.
* ("Consider Yourself" starts playing)
* Chuck E.: Consider yourselves at home
* Helen: Consider yourselves part of the family
* Tati: Gosh, you guys...
* Jasper: We've taken to you so strong
* Chuck E., Helen and Jasper: It's clear we're going to get along
* Munch: Consider yourselves well in
* Crusty: Consider yourselves part of the furniture
* Bella: No, no, I wouldn't make a good rug.
* Harmony: There isn't a lot to spare
* Munch: Who cares?
* Munch, Crusty and Harmony: Whatever we've got, we share
* Pasqually: If it's your chance to beWe should see some harder daysEmpty lot of days
* Helen: Why grouse?
* Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, Munch, Crusty, Harmony, and Pasqually: Always a chance we'll meet somebody to foot the billThen the drinks are on the house
* Chuck E.: Soft drinks, specifically.
* Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, Munch, Crusty, Harmony, and Pasqually: Consider yourselves our mates
* Crusty: Bandmates, that is.
* Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, Munch, Crusty, Harmony, and Pasqually: We don't want to have no fuss
* Bella: Right!
* Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, Munch, Crusty, Harmony, and Pasqually: For, after some consideration, we can stateConsider yourselves part of us
* (Instrumental break)
* Bella: So quick question: how do you guys make all that sound with so few instruments?
* Munch: Why, it's my custom-built organ, Bella. Planet Purple technology.
* Bella: I gotta ask my parents for a Planet Purple organ. Maybe this Navidad.
* Munch: What's a Navidad?
* Bella: That's what we call Christmas.
* Tati: TBA
* Jasper: TBA
* Harmony: TBA
* Jasper: TBA
* Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, Munch, Crusty, Harmony, and Pasqually: Consider yourselves our matesWe don't want to have no fussFor, after some consideration we can state
* Chuck E.: Consider yourselves...
* Helen: Consider yourselves...
* Crusty: Consider yourselves...
* Pasqually and Munch: Consider yourselves...
* Jasper and Harmony: Consider yourselves...
* Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, Munch, Crusty, Harmony, and Pasqually: Part of us!
* (Song ends)
=== Best of 2017 ===
==== Segment 1 ====
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro and Best of 2017 intro)
* Mr. Announcer: From Chuck E. Cheese's, it's the Best of 2017! And now, everybody, here's Chuck E.'s Pizza Time Band, performing their best hits of the year!
* (Chuck E.'s Pizza Time Band performs "TBA" from TBA)
* Chuck E.: Welcome aboard, everybody, to the Best of 2017 show.
==Trivia==
* Tati Truong and Bella B. Conejita make their debut.