Popeye® & Brutal Kidnappers

Popeye® & Brutal Kidnappers is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, imagine this: Popeye's nemesis Bluto has gone too far this time."
===Question===
Bluto kidnaps Swee' Pea's little sister Chick Pea, mashes her up into a paste with some fava beans and fries her. What is the best new nickname for her?
===Question Reading===
"Bluto kidnaps Swee' Pea's little sister Chick Pea, mashes her up into a paste with some fava beans and fries her. What is the best new nick-" ["name" under stifled laugh] "-for her?"
===Choices===
1. Baby Poi
2. Baby Falafel
3. Baby Kebob
4. Baby Roux
===Choice Readings===
[inhales] "Would it be Baby Poi, Baby Falafel, Baby Kebob, or Baby Roux?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "The Hawaiian dish, Baby Poi. You know aloha, also means goodbye."
2. "Baby Falafel."
3. "Baby Kebob? He didn't jam a stick through her, moron."
4. "That's all I can stands, cause I can't stands no more."
===Answer Quote===
"Y'know, I'd feel awful after bein' mashed up and fried too."
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