Wandering storyteller/Dialogue

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==W05 RE Camp JP08 CryptidStories FlatwoodsMonster==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	An interdimensional being from beyond the void! It's mere presence can warp the mind of all but the most iron willed! Anyways... 	
 	 	 	Wha.. what... you tellin' me what I saw wasn't real? How could it be... 	
 	 	 	Well thanks, it was a close one. What matters is you survived and can tell folks about what you saw. 	
 	 	 	I know, I know. Gets me worried for folks constantly. You can only help the willing though. 	
 	 	 	It was the Flatwoods Monster, and you killed it! Most enter a stupor, petrified with terror as the creature slowly invades their minds! 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	Ohh, you think I was out of it! It's gonna take a little trip to space for you to open your eyes, huh? 	
 	 	 	I thought he was gone for good, but no, he lived! Few folks survive an encounter with the Flatwoods Monster... that's what I think it was anyways. 	
 	 	 	You might question my sobriety, but I saw a floating figure in the forest, with glowing purple eyes. I got only a glimpse before it dragged him away.	
 	 	 	I couldn't see much, but two floating purple orbs - they must have been eyes - illuminated the area, enough to make out a roughly human figure. 	
 	 	 	The thing... it didn't walk but hovered with glowing purple eyes. I didn't get a good look, because it got him and vanished. But I know what I saw. 	
 	 	 	Ain't no such thing as too much. But no, no my friend... what I saw that night, it was real. 	
 	 	 	With my own two eyes I saw the creature zap him with a purple laser and then the two of them vanished into the night. 	
 	 	 	Aye, he turned up soon enough, not before this thing had its way with him though. Never was the same again. 	
 	 	 	Well, what I saw that night... it changed my life forever. 	
 	 	 	Terrifying indeed, but it ain't just a story. Maybe one day, you too will believe. 	
 	 	 	Sure is! More people need to be aware of what lurks in the Appalachian night. 	
 	 	 	Finally found him cold and naked. Couldn't remember a thing, just ranting and raving about a flash of bright light. 	
 	 	 	Came across him acting like a rabid dog shivering in the woods naked, couldn't remember a thing... what in tarnation? Did you see that? 	
 	 	 	One night a fella of mine was tryin' my last nerve. Saw a shooting star, so I wished he'd go away... boy did he ever. You see after that... 	
 	 	 	Watch your back traveler, there's strange noises out there tonight. 	
 	 	 	My friend, my friend this ain't no story, you see... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	Well, you ain't heard nothin' like what I'm about to tell yah... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	You won't believe the things I've seen out here... but you should. 	
 	 	 	Some folks say I'm crazy, think I've used too many chems. Can't blame 'em, seeing is believing... 	
 	 	 	You gotta minute or two? I've seen some strange things here in Appalachia. 	
 	 	 	If you've got the time, I've got a tale. 	
 	 	 	Nothing interesting so far tonight, maybe we'll get lucky. 	
 	 	 	Sure is quiet tonight, too quiet if you ask me. 	
 	 	 	Not much happenin' tonight. Things can always change though! 	
 	 	 	The creature is here, there's no time to talk! 	
 	 	 	Its the Flatwoods Monster, prepare to fight! 	
 	 	 	Can you believe what we just saw, how fortunate! 	
 	 	 	You saw that right? You saw it, I know you saw it with your own eyes! 	
 	 	 	That was crazy, we really saw the Flatwoods Monster tonight! 	
 	 	 	Man that was wild, can you believe what we saw! 	
==W05 RE Camp JP09 CryptidStories Snallygaster==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	...wha...what, no you saw it, I know you saw it! It was right here... 	
 	 	 	Seriously? I've seen stuff, maaaannn... 	
 	 	 	And now you're a witness of the beast too! One more person who can spread the truth about what's out there. 	
 	 	 	A repugnant and vile creature, they say the Snallygaster was a science experiment gone horribly wrong! Yet again, man meddles with God's creation... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	I took off running, but not before I spilt my soup and shit my pants too. I tell yah what though, I'll take the dirty trousers over what coulda been.	
 	 	 	That's when I took off, as if possessed by a burning spirit. I got away unscathed but not before shitting my pants and spilling my soup too! 	
 	 	 	After what I've seen, it's hard not to self medicate. One day you'll understand. 	
 	 	 	Yeah, just be careful out there... never know what you're gonna find. 	
 	 	 	A terrifying creature of unknown origin. Some say it's not of this world, others believe it to be the catastrophic result of a government experiment.	
 	 	 	Nobody knows where it comes from for sure, but some speculate the government conducted a series of... WOAH! What the hell was that? Oh no... oh no...	
 	 	 	I reckon it was the Snallygaster, from what I've heard anyways. Couldn't have been anything else. 	
 	 	 	I was transfixed, petrified with terror. Then I saw it's shadowy form slink across the clearing and my body sprung into action, compelled to survive!	
 	 	 	Well, then I saw a shadowy, twisted figure just beyond the forest edge. There was an unmistakable odor as a thick, pungent stench filled my nostrils.	
 	 	 	Now that vile sound, it grew and grew as the thing drew nearer. I began to stir my soup faster and faster in a paranoid, nervous frenzy. 	
 	 	 	Watch your back out there, I've heard strange noises tonight. 	
 	 	 	Ohh no my friend, this ain't just a story you see... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	You ain't heard nothin' like what I'm about to tell yah... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	Maybe half a year ago at a campsite not far from here, I was cookin' up a delicious, brothy stew when I heard a disgusting clicking sound nearby. 	
 	 	 	If you got a minute, I've seen some wild things out here. 	
 	 	 	You won't believe the things I've seen out here. 	
 	 	 	You gotta minute or two? I've seen some wild things here in Appalachia. 	
 	 	 	If you've got the time, I've got a tale. 	
 	 	 	Not much happenin' tonight. Who knows, things could change! 	
 	 	 	Quiet tonight ain't it? Too quiet if yah ask me. 	
 	 	 	Not much happenin' tonight. Things can always change though! 	
 	 	 	There's no time to talk if we want to survive! 	
 	 	 	Can you believe what we just saw? Few folks get this lucky! 	
 	 	 	You saw that right? With your own eyes! I told yah the Snallygaster was real! 	
 	 	 	Absolute insanity! We saw a Snallygaster and survived! 	
 	 	 	Man that was wild, can you believe what we saw? A real live Snallygaster! 	
 	 	 	The creature is here, prepare to fight! 	
==W05 RE Camp JP10 CryptidStories Sheepsquatch==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Really? I coulda sworn I saw something else. Maybe you're right, but I don't sleep well any other way. 	
 	 	 	Hmmm yes, that is rather plausible. I think you're on to something... hey wait a minute now, I don't like what you're implyin' pal! 	
 	 	 	Well, I suppose that's not too far fetched of an idea. Yes, really quite reasonable. Still yah gotta wonder... 	
 	 	 	Still, I do wonder what poor, forsaken soul found themselves so lonely, driven by madness they made company with a damn goat? 	
 	 	 	Just like I said the Sheepsquatch is real! Truly an unnatural abomination of flesh! 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	How could such a vile creation exist? The product of fornication carried out far from the eyes of God! Truly an unholy creation! 	
 	 	 	As it entered my camp, I scurried off into the night with the intoxicating scent of old urine following in my wake. The beast's that is, not mine! 	
 	 	 	Ohh no, no it wasn't! The realization dawned on me as the figure drew closer. A monstrosity towering above any man, with twisted horns and red eyes. 	
 	 	 	That wasn't my plan but plans change. As the figure approached it became clear, this was no man but a beast - some sick perversion of God's creation.	
 	 	 	When you've seen the things I have, life ain't bearable any other way. 	
 	 	 	Hmm yes, you're probably right. At the very least you would expect the conception to occur within the vacinity of toxic waste. 	
 	 	 	Well, when you do encounter the creature, I pray you're prepared! 	
 	 	 	Well watch your back out there, I've heard some strange noises tonight. 	
 	 	 	You won't believe the things I've seen out here... but you should. 	
 	 	 	You gotta minute or two? I've seen some strange things here in Appalachia. 	
 	 	 	If you've got the time, I've got a tale. 	
 	 	 	Nothing interesting so far tonight, maybe we'll get lucky. 	
 	 	 	Sure is quiet tonight, too quiet if you ask me. 	
 	 	 	Not much happenin' tonight. Things can always change thought! 	
 	 	 	The creature is here, there's no time to talk! 	
 	 	 	Prepare to fight for your life, its the Sheepsquatch! 	
 	 	 	Can you believe it, we saw the Sheepsquatch right here! What are the chances? 	
 	 	 	You saw it, you saw the Sheepsquatch, with your own two eyes! 	
 	 	 	That was insane, an encounter with the Sheepsquatch! Few people get this lucky. 	
 	 	 	Man that was wild, can you believe what we saw tonight! 	
 	 	 	Or perhaps radiation is to blame, causing an ordinary farm animal to warp and distort into a living nightmare. What do you think? 	
 	 	 	Or, you know radiation could be the culprit behind it's existence? Since that night I've mused the various possibilities but you...hold on..no, no...	
 	 	 	Hell, at the time that's what I thought. So when I saw the upright figure of a goat bathed in moonlight I figured the thief was coming my way. 	
 	 	 	For awhile here in Appalachia rumors spread of a creature; part man, part goat. Many thought it to be a thief using a disguise to hide his identity. 	
 	 	 	My friend, this ain't no story you're about to hear. You see... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
 	 	 	Well buddy, you ain't heard nothin' like what I'm about to tell yah... 	Campsite at night. Delivery should be telling ghost stories around a campfire except the storyteller is a zany conspiracy theorist who's "seen stuff"
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