Eddie Concord

Eddie Concord is a character played by Mr_Humble
== General Information ==
Eddie Concord is a retired media producer, and camera man. He now operates and runs the Irvine Inn. He is a toxic optimist who wants has the personality of a golden retriever but the energy of a jack Russel terrier. He will say hi and befriend pretty much anyone.
== Physical Description ==
Once a youthful young twink with blonde hair, brown eyes, and colorful fashion sense. Has now become the "Elder Twink" who is still blonde, has brown eyes and has a colorful fashion sense..
== The Media Lore ==
Eddie has had a total of 4 internships in his media career.
==== 1st Internship ====
Internship was with a branch of Weazel news, his boss would drag him around and teach him various news hunting techniques. 
* 1st lesson was - "No one ever looks up"
* Always make assumptions; apologize later for them being wrong.
* How to spot a deflection from a mile away.
=== 2nd Internship ===
The 2nd internship was as a personal assistant for a T.V personality and News Anchor. This was one of the harder internships; his boss always pushed him to do various task and treated him more as a personal assistant. 
* Eddie received his soundboard which belonged to his old boss.
* A hard lesson is that making good T.V is about manipulating the situation and not care about the feelings of others, and if raises ratings; who cares?
* His boss is presumed dead as he had a schitzo moment, and was killed in a shoot out. No body was ever found.
=== 3rd Internship ===
The 3rd internship was for yet another T.V personality and producer who ran a dating show. This being the shortest internship but most impactful.
* This boss introduced Eddie to Easton Staymates
* His boss disappeared without any trace, and left Eddie unemployed. He still owes Eddie his last pay check. 
=== 4th Internship ===
The 4th internship was for a sister branch of Weazel news that focused on print media, rather than videography. He worked closely with a woman known as Variety St. James, a powerful woman with powerful thighs.
* Eddie was closest with this boss.
* Variety and Eddie would often work together on various news articles. She taught Eddie to utilize his deduction skills, and put his memorizing capabilities to good use.
* She demonstrated her ability to crush a watermelon with her thighs in less than 1 week of hiring young Eddie.
=== Eddie In India & Bollywood... ===
We don't talk about India and Bollywood.
=== Trivia ===
* Eddie was once sold to Somali pirates, these pirates hated him at first but after 20 minutes became close to young Eddie. The pirates when dropping Eddie off on the coast of Vice City got gunned down by the coast guard. No one survived.
* Eddie had at one point over 57 pretend parents. He collected enough allowance from all of them to pay off his student loan debt.
* Eddie has been ran over by Easton Staymates over 209 times. (This may be inaccurate now)
* Eddie absolutely hates Panto's because a panto driver hit him and shouted "This is politically motivated"
* Eddie won a dating show with two women and was ghosted by them.
* Eddie could pass as a cute lesbian.
* Eddie hates rainbows.
* Eddie always goes for the villain edit when he gets to be on T.V. 
* Eddie has been in 3 T.V shows, 2 Commercials, and 1 Movie.
* Eddie was fat shamed in an Olive Garden bathroom by Demi Lovato.
* Eddie favorite streamer is XeroExperience.
* When Eddie missed Easton because he was on a vacation, he paid a prostitute 50$ to berate him for 30minutes. He stilled missed his best friend.
* Eddie jumps out of cars because he believes micro dosing tuck and rolls is the key to survival.
* Eddie has over 50+ mustaches, and various disguises.
* Eddie has a turtle named after Barbara Streisand.
* Eddie has successfully gaslit everyone into believing he has stockholm syndrome for Easton Staymates.
* Eddie is a disney adult who has never been to disneyland.
* Eddie lost a wrestling cage match against Bennett Burner.