Voiceless to the Max

(The episode starts off with Spongebob singing Ripped pants)
Spongebob: 🎵I know I shouldn't mope around; I shouldn't curse,
: But the pain feels so much worse.
: Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
: Than a burn from the sun...
: Incidental 22 and Loser: ...Or sand in your buuuuns!
(cue instrumental break)
: SpongeBob: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
: So listen and you won't regret,
: "Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance,
: And you won't end up like the...
: Everyone: ...fool who ripped his pants! 🎵
(The song ends as everyone bows and walks off separately to tune their instruments, and Spongebob goes to talk to the Nickelodeon team)
Spongebob: That was great, wasn't it?
(All the Nickelodeon characters nod and talk over the other about the song)
SwaySway: (new voice) Even better than, well, all our theme songs combined!
(Everyone gasps at the sound of the mallard's voice)
SwaySway: What is it?
Dudley: Literally, it seems like your voice is changed. 
Spongebob: Yeah!
Sandy: Better save that voice for tomorrow, or else you would've lost your voice.
(Someone off-screen throws a bouquet of tulips at Spongebob, and due to his allergy, he sneezes repeatedly)
Timmy: (off-screen because of Spongebob's strong sneeze forcing him into a wall) Okay, can someone call an ambulance? I think I broke something in my butt.
(Transition to the following day where backstage where Spongebob is busy getting ready and Plankton is humming the F.U.N. song)
Plankton: We're on!
(They walk over to center stage as the F.U.N. song begins to play, Spongebob taps the microphone)
Spongebob: (mildly hoarse)🎵F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and- 🎵 (he starts to cough as the music stops and Plankton jumps off the stage)
(SwaySway and Dudley worriedly look at each other backstage)
SwaySway: We need to pull this off or else he'll get the audience's attack senses set on him.
Dudley: Covering for the guy? That's messed up.
SwaySway: Not the way we'll do it.
(Title card says one minute and forty-two seconds later; cut to Dudley and SwaySway now with black eyes and arm casts)
Dudley: That hurt, but it was worth it!
SwaySway: Are you crazy?! The crowd almost took our lives!
Rocko: Is there a problem?
Dudley and SwaySway: No.
Timmy: Wow, those two were rivals last time we were quarantined. 
(Then end)
Category:Episodes written by Duckqueen77
Category:Rated E
Category:Fanon
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