The Greyfoo

The Greyfoo is a Warcraft song writer and machinima maker. He combines these two talents to make original songs for everyone to enjoy. His main appearance is a night elf rogue who can't get enough of women and always wants more. 
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==Lyrics==
===Scarlet Toy===
I know my name, but I don't know who I am.
There was a time before... I became this twisted man.
Before the Scourge, the killings and the plague,
an angry boy, willing toy for the Crusade.
We culled the living, as we culled the dead,
I only wish I knew how to kill these ghosts inside my head.
Behind a line of blood, the Monastery barricades,
bitter men, turning the wheels of the Crusade.
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Light give me strength, in this dark fantasy,
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am I losing my mind... forgive me.
Light save my soul,
from the hypocrisy of what we do,
and a Scarlet toy is red,
but all I feel is blue.
And one day Death will come,
In company of some merry band,
I suppose it would be wrong,
of me to try and shake his hand.
What else can I exchange,
for innocence lost to my blade,
a scarlet toy, so ashamed of this Crusade.
Light give me strength, in this dark fantasy,
am I losing my mind ... forgive me.
Light save my soul,
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from the hypocrisy of what we do,''
and a Scarlet toy is red,
but all I feel is blue.
===Archaeology===
Ooh, it's a crazy ol' dance,
roll of the dice, life's so happenstance.
I don't believe in fate,
cos fate don't believe in me.
Sometimes when I'm all alone,
singin' to myself among the clay and the bones,
I realise I'm seeking a sign,
that all is forgiven in time...
*chorus*
and nobody understands
why I'm diggin' like a madman here in the sand
or why I work around the clock
just to have a piece of shiny crap from under a rock,
they'll say it's archaeology,
a million years ago, when you still loved me.
And all of this unearthed wealth
keeps me busy but I guess you can't fool yourself.
Underground with an ancient art,
I just can't hide my broken heart...
*chorus repeats out*
===Exodar Disco===
Captains Log: the liberation of Starship Exodar brings new hope to all Draenei. Our mission - to search the dimensions for new allies against the Burning Crusade.
Comrade Draenei, this is Space Commander Velen, Prophet. I forsee the destruction of Illidan and his demonic legion... with music.
Far out in hyperspace,
'til they crash their crate into this place
stuck in a foreign land,
Draenei join the alliance band
i've been to their town, it kinda gets me down
'cos there ain't nothing here,
except this talking chandelier
(But I have a plan...)
I think Exodar should be a disco,
(Moodlights, grooves, and a glitterball) oh yeah!
I think Exodar should be a disco
(So grab a spacegoat and get ouuut on the floor!
Oh yeah ... mmm, make it so!
Heroes you must understand one thing:
We will not defeat Illidan with a waltz.
So, bust me some moves, that's an order.
There's certain sex appeal,
to a horny babe with built-in heels,
and I'd give an arm or two,
to share some cosmic rendezvous,
but I've been to their place,
such a sad disgrace,
they can't be happy here,
with just this talking chandelier
(Country and Western is NOT an option)
I think Exodar should be a disco,
(Moodlights, grooves, and a glitterball) oh yeah!
I think Exodar should be a disco
(So grab a spacegoat and get ouuut on the floor!
Oh yeah ... mmm, make it so!
Hero use these sequins wisely.
Many lives were lost to bring you these tab collars.
When I asked if you had BeeGee experience,
I wasn't talking about PvP!
(When I see her friendly face,
I forget she's a goat from outer space)
(chorus out)
===No Place Like Gnome===
And so it began
I lost my home in Gnomeregan
The Dwarves saved us from doom
But I miss my spa, and theatre room
I should be grateful but I feel bleak
You try living with a Dwarf all week
It's blah-blah-stoneform, and lukewarm beer
I've gotta get my hearth outta here
(CHORUS)
(but) Stormwind is cold
Ironforge is getting old, and
I got no friends in Cenarion Hold,
What's a Gnome to do?
But walk the world, and feel so blue?
There's no place like Gnome,
There's no place like Gnome
Down Darnassus way
The Nightelves live in Nature's grace
I stay at Dolonaar, 
watch the beautiful women
Dance on the bar
But that's not for me, not me
New-Age music, and herbal tea
Aint the life for an honest Gnome
So back into the wild I roam
(CHORUS)
(Bridge)
I did a stint in Gadgetzan
But it smells like Goblins
And I don't like sand
Southshore's pretty, by the sea
But you can't get no sleep with all the PvP
Goldshire, Lakeshire, Darkshire, no sire
Not the place for me
And Booty Bay, so far away
From anywhere you'd wanna be
(CHORUS Refrain)
===Spacebar Clown===
When I logged in today...
check my mailbox, grab my quests...
but soon my thoughts begin to stray... your way,
(spacebar)
All I want to do... is touch you.
Oh the greatest love by far,
Key to my heart, you're my spacebar!
jump for joy, lift my soles off the ground,
I'll never feel down, while you're around.
Mmmm, and you know it's true,
a Spacebar Clown is never blue.
When I am out and about,
heroics, dailies or a battleground,
you can be sure I'll be bunnyhopping,
What else for a Spacebar Clown?
Cos all I wanna do... is touch you
Oh the greatest love by far,
Key to my heart, you're my spacebar!
jump for joy, lift my souls off the ground,
I'll never feel down, while you're around.
Mmmm, and you know it's true,
a Spacebar Clown is never blue,
(no we're never blue)
Each day I log in I jump and spin,
Each day I log in I jump and spin,
Cos all I wanna do... is touch you
(Chorus outro)
Come on over... come on... jump for love...
===Happy Patch Day===
Well Little Johnny's in a spin,
and Robbie can't loot.
Marcy's stuck in Icecrown
in her birthday suit.
Jenny copped a nerf,
while Suzie got a buff,
and Freddie fell ten thousand feet,
he's feeling kinda rough.
**Chorus**
Happy Patch Day
I feel so broken, I hope we're gonna be okay.
Happy Patch Day
When nothing's working, all I wanna do is play.
Now, Julie can't zone in,
Dougie can't run.
Poor Teddy lost his faceroll,
he says it isn't fun.
And what is up with Roger's mount,
and where is Caitlin's hair?
And Freddie tried to vanish,
but his hand's stuck in the air.
**Chorus**
And it's always been this way,
yeah we never really learn,
standing in life's fires,
and complaining while we burn.
Yet I'm grateful 'cos I'm here with all my friends.
Well all except for Freddie, who just fell off again.
**Chorus rpt out**
===My Baby's a Quest NPC===
So I went looking for my favourite Nightelf
to see if I could talk my way
back into her bed,
She told me bluntly "Grey those days are over,"
She's got a shiny exclamation mark above her head
(Chorus)
My baby is a quest NPC,
woe is me!
My baby's a quest NPC
She said if you want to be my man,
you gotta kill a thousand monsters south of Gadgetzan.
Bring me twenty bolts of silk,
and some dude's long lost ring --
while you're there clear Molten Core,
and finish off Blackwing.
(Chorus)
And it took me seven months to do it all,
I went back to my baby in the same place as before.
Got down on one knee, could we fall in love again?
She just laughed and said "You fool,
That was part one of a chain!"
(Chorus)
I wish I could tell you that this has a happy end
But questing for love will drive you 'round the bend.
If it's happiness you seek
you needn't travel far
'cos five gold buys a lot of tarts
down at Dolonaar
My baby is a stripper with double D's
Yay for me!
My baby's a stripper with double D's
... and questing kinda sucks.’
===Moonglade Beat===
All the kitty-cats in Karazhan
All the druids dancing in the Firelands
All the bears on the Stormwind street
Catch the vibe of this groovy Moonglade beat
All the birds farming herbs they sing
All the trees agree it's a nourishing thing
All the chickens and their laser beams
Take delight in a bite of the Emerald Dream...
Hey Hey -- yeah droods we're okay
The sun and the moon, and the breeze in my hair
So good it's not fair
Don't want your shaman with their totem pole
Don't need a hunter hiding up on a grassy knoll
Don't want a pally with their pretty wings
A druid knows -- the best things in life aint things
Fur or feather, bark or leather,
We'll stick together...
(well at least until we fight over loot)
Hey Hey -- yeah droods we're okay
The sun and the moon, and the breeze in my hair
So good it's not fair...
===Pally DPS Song===
I rode my Charger, down Goldshire way,
I like to visit Darkmoon Faire some days,
I met a Maiden, she was asking for help,
"Somebody please kill Hogger, can't do it myself"
"Babe," I said, as I emoted a flex,
"If you need a Paladin, I'm one of the best,"
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she shyly confessed,
"I much prefer a man with ... a big DPS."
Blessings of Light, and a Judgement dress,
When all I ever wanted to be
Was a Pally with DPS
Bubbles and buffs, I'll save you from death,
But all she ever wanted of me
Was a Pally with DPS.
Oh one fine day,
on a mythical server with lag-free play.
Where mages tank, and rogues can buff,
and hunters sometimes even... pass on stuff.
If this could be true, am I dreaming I guess,
when pigs fly over Ironforge,
a Paladin can DPS.
Blessings of Light, and a Judgement dress,
When all I ever wanted to be
Was a Pally with DPS
Bubbles and buffs, I'll save you from death,
But all she ever wanted of me
Was a Pally with DPS.
===Panda Girl===
Each night, I dream of Panda Girl,
a vivid delight -- in black and white.
Panda Girl, could you be so real?
Your world ... is everything I need to feel
Each day without my Panda GIrl
I wish it away, I wish it away...
===The Sha of Auto-Tune===
See this guy roll into town
in immaculate gear,
his spec's impeccable,
yeah yeah, he's a legend
among his peers.
Can't put my finger on it,
why I feel so put out
'til he takes his helmet off...
CHORUS
Must be that stupid hair,
look at that stupid hair.
Stupid hair's just a barbershop visit away.
Have you heard, the latest in style is transmogrified.
Your clothes are sharp, Baby but something's
crawled on your head and died.
Can't put my finger on it,
why I wanna look, just like you...
CHORUS
You gotta get with it sisters,
tease it, tie it, style it dry it.
You gotta get with it brothers,
gel it, comb it, sexify it...
CHORUS
Must be that stupid hair,
look at that stupid hair.
Stupid hair, you better believe it.
Stupid hair, I wanna get with it.
Stupid hair's just a barbershop visit away.
===Sentinel Hill===
The air stands still,
as I find myself again before Sentinel Hill.
Cruel time leaves no trace,
and the last thing that you said to me
was just the look upon your face.
(Chorus):
You believe in something beautiful,
(I know) worth fighting for --
but a harvest moon won't bring
my Westfall child back from war.
Even sunlight is cold,
and I can't look where you used to play,
among these fields of gold.
All the bitter seeds are sewn,
and I'm fighting for a reason
to believe you're coming home.
(repeat Chorus)
And I'm waiting here still,
while the shadows just grow longer
over Sentinel Hill.
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