Router

right|300pxRouter is generally considered a swear word in Polinguistics, as it is generally only spoken when something goes wrong. Besides irritating Poliners, the router's function includes causing the end of Minecraft sessions, as well as people waking up John Dominie in the middle of the night when they barge into his room to reset it. Legend has it that there once was a router that was good and pure, but it belonged to Peter Howell, and left when he did.