The Fruitcake Dinosaur

The Fruitcake Dinosaur is a series of children's books written by Stella Haines. It is about a young Tyrannosaurus Rex who has an obsession with eating fruit cake, which all the other dinosaurs bully him for. One day he trips over a rock, uncovering a portal that dimension warps him to Earth and Volcanus - he then goes on many adventures around these two planets.
The Fruitcake Dinosaur series has been negatively received by book critics due to its weak and often nonsensical stories and small vocabulary. However, James Smith has been a fan of it since he was seven years old, owning every book in the series, and The Perfect Pansies Club read them at the end of their meetings. Harry Smith hates the books, calling them a 'tragic waste of paper'.
In the episode Harry Smith Reads a Book, Harry stole four Fruitcake Dinosaur books from James' bedroom and wrote book reports about them for a school competition. Worried this would not be enough to win, he added reports on fake titles in the series, leading to a total of 30 reports and a tie with Blair Cameron.
== Books ==
=== Real titles ===
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Singled Out (1998)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Opens a Bakery (2001)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Goes to the Park (2003)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur's Fun at the Fair (2006)
=== Fake titles ===
All of these titles were made up by Harry Smith in Harry Smith Reads a Book. 
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Gets Mouldy Sushi in Japan (2004)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Goes Broke in Tunacork (2010)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur: A Space Odyssey (2001)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur's Pipe Obsession (2005)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Kills No Direction (2012)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Fails at Surfing in Australia (2015)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Gets Ransomware (2014)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Writes a Creepypasta (2009)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Eats Surströmming on a Plane (2008)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Joins a Sinco Tribe (2000)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Gets Diabetes in America (2002)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Crashes a Bus in Funton (2011)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur's Black Market (2007)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Goes to Jail (2006)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Gets a Waifu in Daikiraidesu (2013)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Takes a Laxative (1999)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Goes to a Gay Pride Festival (2015)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Buys Macrohard Doors Hasta (2007)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Blows Up the Solar Universe (1999)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Joins the Sinco Terrorist Association (2014)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Tricks an Indian Tech Scammer (2012)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Becomes a School Idol (2013)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Bootlegs Video Games in Russia (2005)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Poops in a Urinal (1998)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Marries a Mary Sue (2004)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Falls Into Hekla (2015)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur Builds a Chinese Temple (1996) (report left at home by Harry)
*The Fruitcake Dinosaur's Kabuki Theatre (2003) (report left at home by Harry)
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