Troll Rangers (episode)/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Troll Rangers".
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(A scrapbook shows what would happen to the Troll Rangers.)
Poppy: Here’s the scenario. On a trip to Bergen Town, your Flyer Bug crashed… leaving you stranded in uncharted territory. Your supplies are exhausted. And it’s been five whole days… since you last partied. (The children gasp.) Using your Junior Troll Ranger skills, find whatever resources you can for an emergency shindig. (The children cheer and run off. As they search for resources, Keith finds something in the ground.)
Keith: These remind me of that saying you taught us: “Squeeze a red gourd and… oh, my gosh… (He squeezes the gourd and streamers come out of it as it explodes.) … you’ve got yourself a streamer squash!”
Poppy: Mm-hm. (Priscilla is looking at a blue plant.)
Priscilla: These might be overlooked, but they are Globis Shimmulatum, also known as… (She pulls on the Globis Shimmulatum and it reveals a discoball.) … Disco Weed!
Poppy: Mm-hm. (CJ Suki is at some bamboos with balloons.)
CJ Suki: And these look like a cluster of Bamboo Balloons, but they’re actually just the natural bait of… (She throws a rock at the balloons and a Venus Troll Trap bites on them.) … the Venus Troll Trap. So I’ll just kick it with these Firework Flowers. (She pulls a vine and a Firework Flower fires some fireworks.)
Troll Child #1: Yay!
Keith: All right! (Soon, the Troll Rangers are on the stage in Troll Village.)
Poppy: Congratulations, Junior Troll Rangers! You’ve all earned the Fun Foraging Progress Patch!
All: Whoa!
Poppy: Gemma. (A blue male Troll gives Gemma the patch.)
Gemma: Yay!
Poppy: Keith. (A yellow male Troll gives Keith the patch.)
Keith: Yay!
Poppy: Priscilla. (Sky’s assistant gives Priscilla the patch.)
Priscilla: A-ha! (CJ Suki groans worriedly.)
Poppy: CJ.
CJ Suki: Sorry, Queen Poppy, but my Aunt DJ said she’d be coming, and I don’t want to get my patch until she gets here. She’s the coolest Troll alive!
Priscilla: Inaccurate. She’s the coolest Troll who ever lived!
Both: Ooh!
Poppy: OK, that’s adorable. (She takes a picture of Priscilla and CJ Suki.) Aw! But, guys, we can’t delay the ceremony any longer. (CJ Suki gasps and walks backwards.)
DJ Suki: Sorry I’m late, y’all. (CJ Suki gasps.)
Poppy: Huh? (She turns around and sees DJ Suki on her Wooferbug and wearing yellow sunglasses. She throws a record, rides on it, and lands on the ground.)
Voice: DJ Suki!
DJ Suki: CJ!
CJ Suki: Aunt DJ! (She runs over to her aunt and they hug.)
Both: Wikki-wikki-what! (They high-five.)
DJ Suki: Girl, I’m so proud of you. I remember when I got my first Progress Patch. (She takes out a sash from her hair.)
CJ Suki: Ooh!
DJ Suki: And I’m gonna make you the same promise that my aunt made me that day.
CJ Suki: Who? Aunt PJ? Aunt TJ?
DJ Suki: Nope, my Aunt Gertrude.
CJ Suki: Nice. (She looks at Priscilla.) Aunt Gertrude is dope.
Priscilla: Wow!
DJ Suki: I promise, when you get all of your patches, I’ll take you… (CJ Suki gasps) … and a friend…
Priscilla: Ooh!
DJ Suki: … on a week-long trip to Wooferbug Valley to see where the Wooferbugs come from!
CJ Suki: A whole week?!
Priscilla: With you?!
DJ Suki: Yep. (CJ Suki and Priscilla cheer.)
Priscilla: I’m so excited! Woo-hoooooo!
DJ Suki: After CJ gets all her patches.
CJ Suki: No sweat, Aunt DJ. I’m gonna get those patches faster than you say, “Actually, CJ, there’s no need to rush.”
DJ Suki: Actually, CJ, there’s no- (Priscilla and CJ Suki run off.) Oh, I see what she did there. (Poppy giggles. Soon, the Junior Troll Rangers are with Smidge.)
Smidge: Junior, Troll Rangers, balloon animal crafting takes lots of practice. But by the time you’re ready to get your Balloon Critter Patch, you’ll be able to turn this… (She takes out an orange balloon, blows on it, and makes a balloon animal.) … into this! (She shows a balloon bird and it blows away in the wind.)
All: Whoa! (They clap happily.)
Smidge: (chuckles) Thank you. (She blows up a blue balloon and gives it to a teal female Troll child.) Now you try. (The teal female Troll child fails to make a balloon animal and the balloon flies away. Keith makes a balloon pig.)
Keith: (gasps) Balloon pig! (His balloon pops and he screams as he flies away with it. CJ Suki and Priscilla are now using a yellow balloon.)
CJ Suki: (groans) At this rate I’ll never get all my patches.
Priscilla: And we’ll never go on our trip with Aunt DJ. Unless we find a shortcut. (She opens a book and she and CJ Suki look in it. Then they gasp. (Later, Smidge looks at a blue male Troll child’s balloon animal.)
Smidge: The tail is unconvincing. (She pulls the balloon animal’s tail and it pops. Smidge then moves on.) Less abdomen, more thorax. (She reaches CJ Suki and Priscilla.) Huh? What is that?
CJ Suki: It’s a worm! (Smidge grunts.)
Priscilla: The Junior Troll Ranger Guidebook definitely says that worms are animals. (Smidge takes her book.)
Smidge: Hm.
CJ Suki: Huh?
Smidge: Oh, my Guh. Well, I guess that meets the requirement, so… (She takes out the patch.) … congratulations! (CJ Suki takes the patch.)
CJ Suki: Thanks, Junior Troll Ranger Smidge!
Priscilla: I think we might be onto something.
CJ Suki: (Putting her patch on) Yay! We’re one patch close to a week with Aunt DJ.
Both: (As they high-five) Troll girl power!
CJ Suki: What’s next?! (Priscilla takes a picture of herself and CJ Suki. Later, they are with Guy Diamond. Closeup of his dancing feet.)
Guy Diamond: A Junior Troll Ranger must innovate on the dance floor. Each of you must come up with a completely original dance. Go! (The Troll children start dancing. The teal female Troll child spins on her hair.) Done it. (An orange male Troll catches Gemma with his hair.) Seen it.
Gemma and Troll Child #2: Huh? (Keith is seen touching his bottom with his back not straight.)
Guy Diamond: Heard about it. Huh? (CJ Suki is standing still on a flower.) Uh… CJ, you’re supposed to be dancing.
Priscilla: In fact, she is. It’s called The Statue. (She touches CJ Suki and she doesn’t move.) No Troll has ever stood still on a dance floor before.
Guy Diamond: Mm-hm. Such originality! (He gives the patch to Priscilla, who then gives it to CJ Suki.)
Priscilla and CJ Suki: The Bust A Groove Patch! Troll girl power! (They get a picture. Soon, they are with Milton.)
Milton: You get the Critter Training Patch  when you’ve trained a critter to obey three commands.
Priscilla and CJ Suki: Got it! (CJ Suki gets a baby Puffalo.)
CJ Suki: Sit still.
Priscilla: That’s one!
CJ Suki: Be quiet.
Priscilla: 2!
CJ Suki: Stand on four legs.
Priscilla: 3!
Both: Patch, please?
Milton: Well, I don’t know if I totally buy that, but you guys are jus too cute! (His bird spits out the patch and he gives it to CJ Suki and Priscilla.)
CJ Suki: The Critter Training Patch!
Priscilla: Yay! (She and CJ Suki get more patches.) The Play All Day Patch!
CJ Suki: Let’s Get Scrappy Patch!
Priscilla: Nigh Pillow Fight Patch!
CJ Suki Irrational Cheer Patch!
Priscilla: Achievement Patch! The Dessert Patch!
CJ Suki: Yeah! (At her Pod, DJ Suki is taking out records.
(DJ Suki)
Harmony is everywhere
Put your hair up in the air (CJ Suki and Priscilla appear.)
CJ Suki and Priscilla: Aunt DJ!
DJ Suki: (Falling off her hair as steps) Whoa! Hey, girls.
CJ Suki: I got all the patches! See?! Time for our trip!
Priscilla: Let’s pack your bag, posthaste! (She and CJ Suki go to the closet to help DJ Suki pack up. While CJ Suki gets the stuff out, Priscilla jumps on DJ Suki’s bed.)
DJ Suki: Wait. You got all those patches today?
CJ Suki: Mm-hm.
DJ Suki: CJ, it sort of seems like you sped through a lot of fun stuff here.
CJ Suki: I sure did!
Priscilla: Without question!
DJ Suki: Guys, learning these skills was some of the best times of my whole life. So before we go on a trip, I want you to take a moment and really think about whether this is something you want to rush.
CJ Suki: Oh. OK. (She and Priscilla think for a moment.) OK, got it through! (They sprint off and return with swimming gear.)
Priscilla: Let’s go!
DJ Suki: (grunts) All right, load up and… (She sees CJ Suki’s sash.) Wait. Are you sure you got all the patches?
CJ Suki: You know it. See?
DJ Suki: Yeah, but did you get the Hair and Share Patch? (She shows a patch under her sash.)
CJ Suki and Priscilla: What?!
CJ Suki: There’s one on the back?!
DJ Suki: Yep. It’s a patch you get for helping the community. You need to go see Poppy so she can assign you a project.
CJ Suki and Priscilla: (sigh) Troll girl disappointment. (Later, they go with Poppy.)
Poppy: And here we are! Root bridges. They’re a handy, all natural way to cross any stream or gully.
Priscilla: So what you like CJ to do? (She and CJ Suki got to the root.) Clean it? Check it for fungus? Compliment it?
CJ Suki: You’re looking fabulous. Where do you get your roots done? (She and Priscilla go back over to Poppy.)
Both: Patch, please?
Poppy: Nope.
Priscilla and CJ Suki: Huh?
Poppy: You’re not working on that bridge. You’re working on… this one! (We see a tiny root in the ground.) Which isn’t built yet. (She, Priscilla, and CJ Suki walk toward to root.)
Priscilla: Wait, are you suggesting to get her Service Patch, CJ must build an entire bridge?
Poppy: Don’t worry; it’s easy. Just find yourself a nice, sturdy root… (She gets some fertilizer from a bucket and pours it on the root.) … add a teensy bit of fertilizer and… (The root grows bigger.)
Priscilla and CJ Suki: Cool!
Poppy: Then you just come back, grow the bridge a little more each morning, and after a hundred days or so, you’re done!
Priscilla and CJ Suki: Troll girl-
CJ Suki: Hold up. Did you “a hundred” or “a blundred”?
Poppy: What’s a blundred?
CJ Suki: A lot less than a hundred, I hope.
Poppy: Sorry, guys. Roots take time. This job can’t be rushed. Good luck! (She leaves and CJ Suki picks up the bucket.)
Priscilla: (groans) This job will last an eternity!
CJ Suki: Only if we do it one spoonful at a time. (She gets a big spoonful of fertilizer.)
Priscilla: (gasps) Uh… There’s probably a reason Poppy didn’t do it this way. (She takes out her book.
CJ Suki: Yeah because she’s not planning on going on a trip with my cool aunt! (She kicks the bucket, making it spill the rest of the fertilizer on the root. The ground starts rumbling.)
Priscilla: What was that?
CJ Suki: Uh… A coincidence? (She gasps as many branches grow from the ground. Priscilla pushes out of the way as the branches form a cage around them. More branches grow and some Trolls see them and run away. They run past Sky’s assistant and Harper. Sky’s assistant ends up on a branch while Harper paints it.)
Priscilla: Whoa-oa!
CJ Suki: Dang! (She sees the root gulping on the fertilizer.) We got to get that root out of that bucket right quick!
Priscilla: (Struggling to break the cage) Impossible! These roots are inhibiting my forward momentum!
CJ Suki: Yo, I don’t know what you just said,  but let me try. (She uses her hair to grab the bucket.) Can almost reach! Can almost reach! (Priscilla grabs her hair with her hair.)
Both: Troll girl power! (They grab the bucket and the fertilizer, making the root stop gulping.) Phew!
CJ Suki: Think we’re gonna get in trouble?
Priscilla: One blundred prevent. (Poppy soon appears and climbs over the branches.)
CJ Suki: Hey, we’re over here! (Poppy helps DJ Suki up.)
Poppy: Hold on! We’re coming to get you! (She and DJ Suki use their hair to break the cage.) Are you two OK?
CJ Suki and Priscilla: Yeah.
CJ Suki: Ranger Poppy, sorry we rushed through the last patch. And all the other patches. It was a big mistake.
Priscilla: Not to mention, it likely cost us a great deal of fun.
Poppy: Well, then you learned a valuable lesson.
CJ Suki: And, Aunt DJ, we realize we don’t deserve to go on that trip yet. (DJ Suki takes her hands.)
DJ Suki: No, you don’t. But how about for now, we do a sleepover at my pod instead?
CJ Suki and Priscilla: (gasp) You mean it?!
DJ Suki: Of course! (CJ Suki and Priscilla hug her.)
Poppy; But first… we’ve got a lot of clean-up to do! (She takes out gardening tools.) What do you say?
DJ Suki, CJ Suki, and Priscilla: Troll girl power! (They take a picture and the episode ends.)
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