Annoying Orange: Kung Fruit/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Hey, Chocolate Ball! Hey, Chocolate Ball!
Coconut: (groans)
Orange: Hey Chocolate Ball! Why are you wearing a scrunchie?
Coconut: (laughs) Most annoying one! Not all is what it seems!
Orange: Whoa! Just like Grandpa Lemon!
Grandpa Lemon: Looks like I'm not the only one who lost his pants. (chuckles)
Orange: (laughs)
Coconut: (laughs) My name is Coconut, master of Kung Fruit, and soon, this very kitchen!
Grapefruit: Oh, well what do we have here?
Coconut: (karate yells, charges, and beats up Grapefruit)
Grapefruit: (screams)
Midget Apple, Marshmallow, and Orange: (all scream)
Coconut: (karate yells and charges to beat up Grandpa Lemon)
Grandpa Lemon: Ouch!
Pear: Hey! What's going on here?
Coconut: (karate yells and charges to beat up Pear)
Pear: Oof! Ow!
Coconut: (karate yells throws starfishes)
Midget Apple: Ow!
Marshmallow: Yay! I made a new friend!
Coconut: (karate yells and charges up)
Orange: Whoa.
Coconut: (karate yells)
Orange: (screams) Oof! Ow!
Coconut: (laughs) My opponents lie vanquished!
(video shows Pear, Midget Apple, and Grapefruit inquired)
Coconut: Their kingdom, mine to rule with an iron fist!
Iron Fist: Sorry I'm late; traffic was a killer.
(Title screen shows)
Orange: What happened? Who was that coconut?
Ninja Fruit: Did somebody just say Coconut?
Orange: Hey who said that?
Ninja Fruit: I see you have a question. Perhaps you should ask a Ninja Fruit!
Orange: Oh, okay! Where am I?
Ninja Fruit: In my shadowy dojo!
Orange: You mean under the stove?
Ninja Fruit: Yeah maybe, this coconut you spoke of, does he practice-?
Orange: Kung fruit?
Ninja Fruit: Ah, and so returns my mortal enemy to wreak havoc upon the kitchen.
Orange: I don’t know about havoc, but he wrecked everything else. (laughs)
Ninja Fruit: There’s no time for laughter.
Orange: Huh?
Ninja Fruit: I will teach you the ancient ways of the ninja fruit so that you may return to the counter and destroy all that needs destroying, mostly the coconut.
Orange: Uh, wouldn’t it just be faster if you beat him up?
Ninja Fruit: Yeah, I’m not gonna do that.
Orange: (groans)
(electronic music playing as montage of Ninja Fruit mentoring Orange plays)
Orange: Thanks for everything, Ninja Fruit, especially the PJs.
Ninja Fruit: Yes, your training’s almost complete. There’s actually one more thing that I can probably even teach you: machine wash cold and then tumble dry.
Orange: Umm, is that like wax on, wax off?
Grapefruit: (as jester) Now, I made that myself. You tell me if it's too sweet, okay?
Midget Apple: Sell out!
Grapefruit: Oh, yeah? Well, check out your little buddy!
Marshmallow: Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are!
Starfish: I love you, Marshmallow!
Coconut: Silence! I-I sense a presence. Familiar, yet deadly.
Orange: Hey, hey, shell head!
Coconut: Show yourself, foolish dog!
Orange: What’s crackin’? (laughs)
Midget Apple: Whoa!
Marshmallow: Hey, is that-?
Pear: ...Orange!
Coconut: Aww. The annoying one is trained in the ways of my enemy. I will break you with the power of kung fruit!
Orange: Hey, hey, Coconut!
Coconut: Yes?
Orange: Eat my husk! (laughs)
Coconut: (laughs) Prepare for doom!
Pear: Uh oh.
Midget Apple: Oh, no!
Orange: Wait for it!
(Coconut karate yells)
Orange: Wait for it!
(Coconut continues karate yelling)
Orange: Hey, hey, Coconut!
Coconut: (still karate yelling)
Orange: Knife!
Pear: Whoa!
Midget Apple: Whoa!
Orange: Ugh, that looks like a royal pain. (laughs)
Pear: Dude! That was so ninja!
(Everyone cheers)
Ninja Fruit: Well done, my pulpy pupil! You defeated my mortal enemy and returned honor to the ninja fruits.
Orange: Yay! Thanks, sensei.
Ninja: And I’m still gonna need the suit back.
Orange: Aw!
Ninja: Come on, I told you it was a loaner.
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