Robbing Food

Robbing Food is an episode of Tony's Talk Show. It aired on the 17th of August
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens up to Tony in a shop, he's heading to the food aisle]
Tony: Foody, foody, food, foo-! (Shows the food aisle completely wiped) WHERE IS THE FOOD?!?!?!?
(Tony runs over to the check-out and jumps on one of the conveyer belts]
Tony: Where is the food?!?
Cashier: what
Tony: *Clears his throat* I said.. WHERE IS THE FOOD
Cashier: i-I don't know!
Tony: *Sighs and jumps off the belt* Well... I'm gonna find the criminal myself
Cashier: oh ok bye
[Cut to Tony in his bedroom, with millions of stuffed animals, and a board full of suspects]
Tony: *Slams his fist on the board* Okay guys! The supermarket has been robbed!
[Dramatic sound effect]
Tony: That's right! Now... I have to assign all of you roles. *Points to a teddy bear* Mr. Stuffles! You can guard my fluffy bed.
[The camera pans to Mr. Stuffles. He falls down on his side]
Tony: Good! Mrs. Cocky, you can suck my ice pop! I- mean, you can uhh, come with me!
Mrs. Cocky: no u
Tony: fine. Be that way. I'm going to solve it myself... Actually, I'm gonna tell everyone on my show!
[Cut to Tony hosting a show]
Tony: So.. I can't cook today..
[Gasp effect]
Tony: Because...... THE SUPERMARKET HAS BEEN ROBBED!
[The crowd Laughs]
Tony : bruh. it's not a joke
Random Fish: What is it then? A clown¡¡¡
(Spontaneous laughter)
Tony: :notfunny:. Anyway, back on track, we need to find the culprit!
Random Fish 2: its joe mama, lololololololol
Tony: No. You know what? Truck this, I'm gonna go to the market myself!
[Cut to Tony at the market]
Tony: ok, who robbed the place
Cashier: What? We were just restocking for the winter
Tony: wait wut
Cashier: im saying another line so it ain't a rip off of the shit show, Wait Wut.
Ok bye
*ends*
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