Space Marines University Comment Thread

Space Marine University Comment Thread is a comment thread on the LEGO CUUSOO Space Troopers! project. It was created by Brickkart and came shortly after the project Purdue Pete achieved 10,000 Supporters.
Due to the abrupt disabling of comments for achieved projects, the thread has now been forcefully closed.
Brickkart
Report   PP has shown me the way to reach 10,000. What we need is Space Marines University. Then we can get all the student's to support. (This plan is not logical and is just for fun.)
5 months ago Like! 47
  
MakutaKlak
ReportLOL. We educate people in the ways of the Space Marines.
I will be a professor in Space Marine politics.
5 months agoLike! 18 Lindel
ReportLol. Nick will be president, obviously. I'll be a professor of Ugokin Studies, a class that covers in depth their anatomy, known history, and psychology.
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 15 xxstormxx
Reporti call marine trainer!5 months agoLike! 15 DKong_5.4.12
ReportI'll be another political professor. :P5 months agoLike! 16 Brickkart
ReportSpace Marines History Professor.5 months agoLike! 16 Brickkart
ReportNow we need some Liberal Arts5 months agoLike! 16 MindSpark
ReportWeapons Design Professor!5 months agoLike! 15 reekardoo
ReportDean! and I'll be having the keys to the armory!!!5 months agoLike! 15 Alden51
ReportI will teach a history of SMASH UGOKINS!!!! RAAAHH!!!!5 months agoLike! 14 Cannonball1
ReportProfessor Cannonball, president of the alien psychology and behavior wing and founder of alien day care center of Space Marines university.5 months agoLike! 14 Tohab
ReportI'll be in charge of art, culture, music, and drama. I've always wanted to make a space marine musical.5 months agoLike! 16 CPStudios
ReportI'll be a student taking all of the classes.5 months agoLike! 13 dododoggy
ReportI'll be the janitor. ;D5 months agoLike! 17 GreyDolphin
ReportI'll teach Alquiran and Kari culture!5 months agoLike! 11 GreyDolphin
ReportAnd set up the in-visor support method!5 months agoLike! 12 TripWire
ReportHAHA! I call flight instructor!!! >:D5 months agoLike! 11 Spider_Man
ReportI'll be the technician!5 months agoLike! 10 ninjagonut
Reporti'll be the Imaganation teacher i'll teach them to un lock there creativaty5 months agoLike! 10 reaper101
ReportPhysics for me. That way I can make my students see how much explosives it takes for an Ugokin to fly 800 meters :)5 months agoLike! 15 COMANDO44
ReportI call teaching weapon and vehicle designing.5 months agoLike! 10 Alden51
Report@reaper101:
Don't forget to account for the Coriolas effect! XD
(not sure how you spell that :P)
5 months agoLike! 10 reaper101
ReportWe would need a LOT of explosives for the Coriolis effect to factor in... Wait, why is that a problem? This is SMU!5 months agoLike! 13 Cannonball1
Report"At SMU, we don't ask why! We ask why not!5 months ago Like! 14 DKong_5.4.12
Report"...and then we blow it up!" :P5 months ago Like! 11 ultron32
Report"...and then we paint an ugokin face on it and blow it up again!"5 months agoLike! 8 Brickkart
ReportIf it has been blown up how do you paint a face on it?5 months agoLike! 12 Brickkart
ReportSMU Orchestra "Make some music while you fight"5 months agoLike! 13 MindSpark
ReportSMU English 101: "Shout with proper grammar when you fight!"5 months agoLike! 15 Maverick
ReportThese are some of the funniest comments I've ever read. Thanks for the laughs guys! :)5 months agoLike! 13 Canis
ReportI call Space Black Ops instructor. So secret, not even the Nick knows about it.5 months agoLike! 11 r43b1ll
Report@brickkart imagine that an orchestra playing while you hear gunfire going off and then a violin player gets hit by a laser5 months agoLike! 9 TripWire
ReportSpace Marines University Flight Team- "No flight, no fight!"5 months agoLike! 11 ZeDragon
ReportI'll be Student Teacher.5 months agoLike! 8 Bio0man
ReportI call math teacher. ; )
>Like a sir
5 months agoLike! 9 NickRoyer
ReportNot edible. Arsenic-based life forms rarely are.5 months agoLike! 18 Brickkart
ReportI hope the dorm has a stove. Or else I will be eating off campus.5 months agoLike! 12 Brickkart
ReportSMU school of philosophy "where you learn to think and do"5 months agoLike! 9 reaper101
ReportWonder what they do for sports? Soccer with Ugokin heads?5 months agoLike! 8 Alden51
Report@reaper101: replace "soccer" with "Dadgeball" and I think that would be a rather amusing sport indeed XD Or they could play "ultimate hot potato" with grenades XD5 months agoLike! 11 Alden51
Report*dodgeball5 months agoLike! 10 reaper101
ReportMaybe Ugokin heads are like snake heads: They can still bite even after decapitation. Ultimate hot potato would probably scare the graduates. Well, at least the Shrakes don't have to worry about permanent damage.5 months agoLike! 11 Cannonball1
ReportUgokin heads? What do you think we are? Barbarians?! We play with Ugokin larvae. Duh.5 months agoLike! 13 Lindel
Report@Reaper: Like Cannonball said, playing with the heads of yours enemies is barbaric. We're soldiers, not beasts. 
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 12 Lindel
ReportThat was at both your comments about games with the heads of fallen enemies, by the way. 
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 12 Alden51
Report@Lindel: Good point :P I guess that means we'll spend most of our down-time at the firing range... :P5 months agoLike! 11 Tenebrae
ReportLindel is right. Playing with the corpses of enemies is not something suitable for a Space Marine, for three reasons:
1. The act is barbaric and dishonorable, two terms which should never be applied to a Space Marine.
2. It is impractical and unhygienic, because enemy remains would likely decay.
3. It would be a public-relations disaster if the media reveals that the Space Marines were engaged in such behavior.
5 months agoLike! 15 Brickkart
ReportPlus the heads would stink and it would attract rats. As for ultimate hot potato would result in death of all the players unless in was at long range and even then the every marine is important.You would not want to be outnumbered by ugokins too severely.5 months agoLike! 11 DKong_5.4.12
Report4. You wonder what it would do to the Marines' psychology. :P5 months agoLike! 10 Brickkart
ReportOur university need some useless classes like real university have.5 months agoLike! 9 DKong_5.4.12
ReportLike.... You could earn a degree in Galactic Sewage Management! (No offense to any sewage managers on here.)5 months agoLike! 11 Brickkart
Report"Star Trek and Religion" (Indiana Bloomington University) The American vacation (U Iowa) ect5 months agoLike! 11 Lindel
Report@Alden: We can do civilized recreational activities.
@Tenebrae: Exactly. And, like DKong said, it would either be the cause, or a symptom, of a very poor psychological condition of the Marines involved. 
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 10 Brickkart
ReportNow back to SMU. 05 months agoLike! 10 MakutaKlak
Reporto7 to Alden.
Anyways, what would our mascot be? A giant Space Marine? Purdue Pete wearing Space Marine armor? My U's mascot wearing Space Marine armor? :P
5 months agoLike! 11 GreyDolphin
ReportThere needs to be a statue on campus of a Ugokin exploding into pieces. :p5 months agoLike! 10 Tenebrae
Report@Stromling
Then every time there is a new threat to the galaxy, we have to buy a new statue. Not very cost effective...
5 months agoLike! 12 Brickkart
ReportA statue of a Space Marine would make a good mascot.5 months agoLike! 12 Lindel
Report@Stromling: A statue/hologram of our enemies being killed communicates the wrong message about the Space Marines. The SM Corps' main focus is not the destruction of Ugokins, it's about protecting the weak and the innocent from evil. A statue of Space Marines bravely protecting civilians from attacking Ugokins might be a good statue for campus. After the war ends, it would still fit on campus as a memorial. Plus it's not as barbaric and disturbing as simply having a statue of a dying enemy. :P5 months agoLike! 12 reaper101
Report@Lindel
You're right about the head soccer. Leave that to the jerks at Blacktron U!
5 months agoLike! 11 Cannonball1
ReportI say the holographic statue could be a Ugokin being smashed to pieces, then the pieces turning into a galaxy full of stars and planets, with a number showing how many Space Marine units have been deployed on each planet.5 months agoLike! 12 Lindel
ReportInteresting idea, Cannonball. 
@Reaper: Exactly! 
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 8 GreenLead
ReportAny Space Marines military academy, or even basic training would cover the following rules (paraphrased from OpF: Red River's Sgt. Knox):
1. Do not get shot - Stay out of the open and use cover at all times.
2. Short, Controlled Bursts -﻿ Shooting automatically at ranges is generally a bad idea because you will be inaccurate and will not hit your target. Shoot semi-automatically at longer ranges, but bursts or fully automatic in low ranges.
3. Be proud you are a Marine.
5 months agoLike! 13 GreenLead
Report4. Watch Your Bullet Drop - At longer ranges, your bullet will not go in a straight line. At some ranges, gravity will make the bullet drop.
5. Patch Your Wounds - When you take a hit, you will bleed out. After a firefight, take time to heal yourself. Heal yourself even more to heal body. Also, be sure to heal your team members, too
6. Keep a Full Mag - After a firefight, reload so you won't run out of ammo quickly in other firefight.
5 months agoLike! 12 GreenLead
Report7. If in Doubt, Fall Back - If you cannot move towards the enemy, pop smoke (if available) and fall back to the nearest "safe" zone and rethink your strategy of advancement.
8. Keep the Enemy Supressed - Supressive Fire is key when moving against the enemy. The enemy is going to stay in the same place and be an easy target.
9. Follow Orders - Always do what your squad leader tells you to do...
5 months agoLike! 12 GreenLead
Report10. Beware of Confined spaces - CQC weapons only.
11. There ain't no such thing as a fair fight - Kill them anyway possible
5 months agoLike! 13 GreyDolphin
ReportVery true, Lindel. The helpful space marine would definitely convey a better message. And Cannonball, as Lindel said, very interesting idea.5 months agoLike! 8 Lindel
ReportMy thoughts exactly, Stromling.
@GreenLead: Nice rules. :)
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 7 BrickQueen
ReportLOL Perhaps I can help by becoming a Space Marines Professor on YouTube.5 months agoLike! 10 reaper101
ReportThere is one thing they should tell the Demolitions class: "High explosives are your friends!"5 months agoLike! 7 Alden51
ReportYep. "P for Plenty" :P5 months agoLike! 4 xxstormxx
Reportis that a republic commando reference?5 months agoLike! 5 Alden51
ReportYes5 months agoLike! 4 reaper101
ReportI actually didn't know that XD5 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportI'll be the weapenrey trainer (e.g. how to shoot a gun) and I'll be Commander Wheeler. lol5 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportThese are some of the most funny comments I've seen on cuusoo!5 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportSpace Marines has the best comment section on cuusoo.5 months agoLike! 8 101Wheeler
ReportTell me about it5 months agoLike! 8 Tohab
ReportOkay, I've written out the script. The Space Marines sergeant has an opera solo, and two lover Ugokins do a duet, and THEN one of the Space Marines finds himself alone on an invading Ugokin ship with only three lessons in training!
(right... cause that makes COMPLETE sense... -he said sarcastically)
5 months agoLike! 8 GreyDolphin
ReportOh no. Does it turn out the sergeant comes to rescue the marine, blasting the Ugokin ship to pieces, but the lover Ugokins were on the ship? (Dramatic theme plays)5 months agoLike! 7 Brickkart
ReportWait this might go against Ugokin psychology. We need Prof. Lindel to clear up this issue.5 months agoLike! 9 Brickkart
ReportSome things we need to know are: 1 Do Ugokins have feeling? 2 Do Ugokins have marriage? 3 Do Ugokins mate for life or are they like cattle?5 months agoLike! 9 Tohab
ReportGood questions. I didn't think of that.5 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportI shall teach a class on trolls. I will cover what they are, how to prevent them from causing havoc, and how to prevent people from becoming trolls.5 months agoLike! 10 reaper101
Report@brickkart: From what I know:
No, no feelings, unless you count the evolutionary desire to consume all sentient life a feeling.
No, no marriage.
No, no mating at all, because they reproduce asexually.
5 months agoLike! 9 Lindel
Report@Brickart: Reaper is correct. Ugokins don't have marriage, don't even mate, and don't have emotions: their only point in existence is to perfect the Collective by taking useful DNA and technology from other species. 
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 8 Jacopoli55
Report@Lindel
So they are kinda like the collectors from mass effect?
5 months agoLike! 5 Lindel
Report@Jacopoli: As far as I can tell, no, not really. I haven't played Mass Effect, but from what I've read and seen, the "Collectors" are not very similar to the Ugokins.
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportThank you for clearing that up. It sounds like it is back to the drawing board for the script.5 months agoLike! 6 101Wheeler
ReportWhat about if they captured the space marine commander (dark music), and then a rescue mission (action music) and then the chase scene. Then its back to HQ. SCENE!5 months agoLike! 6 Cannonball1
ReportUgokins are like Sea Monkeys. They can become pregnant without mating.5 months agoLike! 8 DIN0
ReportActually, Sea Monkeys need to mate in order to become pregnant. Don't believe me?Go to their website. And I believe the term you are looking for is asexual.5 months agoLike! 7 reaper101
ReportAnd anyway Ugokins don't even become pregnant. They come from spawning pools.5 months agoLike! 8 DIN0
ReportExactly.5 months agoLike! 7 Tenebrae
ReportPregnant Ugokins? Um, that would be really weird.5 months agoLike! 9 Alden51
Report@Tenebrae: agreed :P Next topic, please....5 months agoLike! 10 Brickkart
ReportIndeed.5 months agoLike! 9 Lindel
ReportI agree....
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 7 101Wheeler
ReportI agree too..........5 months agoLike! 8 DIN0
ReportYeah...................................................................................................................................................5 months agoLike! 9 DKong_5.4.12
ReportWhat do the Marines do in their spare time?5 months agoLike! 7 DIN0
ReportKill Ugokins. They never rest.5 months agoLike! 8 Lindel
Report@DINO: That would be physically and mentally unhealthy. Space Marines do have free time, and they spend it doing recreational activities, such as practicing at the shooting range, playing sports, war simulators, etc, and I'm sure they rest as well. Not every second of their life is spent in battle. Not only do they need free time, they also need to train for battle, so they don't fail when they come face to face with the enemy
-Lindel
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 8 DIN0
ReportJK Just Kidding. :15 months agoLike! 8 Lindel
ReportOh, OK. :P
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 7 Ouflah
ReportUmm, we make up whatever we want them to do. If we wanted them to play golf every waking hour, then they would. Who are you to say what they do? :P5 months agoLike! 11 Alden51
Report...Golf? You think the strongest, most courageous army the universe has ever seen, spends its spare time playing GOLF??!!! Are you MAD??!!!! No, they would not waste their time playing anything but MINI-golf!! XD5 months agoLike! 12 Tohab
ReportHmmm... okay, new script! So a team of basketball-playing space marines are embarrassed about their team captain who secretly loves singing, so to teach him a lesson they have him in the front lines in the army...
you know what? Maybe I should just teach music. This is getting confusing... what do you guys think the script should be?
5 months agoLike! 11 GreyDolphin
ReportThere is a peaceful alien village. (Cue calm village song) One day, a watch tower notices an advancing mass, which turns out to be Ugokins. As they conquer the city, they sing of their victory. Suddenly, one villager has an idea. "Call the Marines!" The heroic Space Marines leap into the town from a suspended dropship and scare the Ugokins away, singing as they push the Ugokins offstage. One more song, of the Space Marines' victory this time, then the play is over.5 months agoLike! 7 Cannonball1
ReportBREAKING NEWS:
This morning, a Ugokin was seen running from the botanical laboratory of Space Marines University, then jumping onto the north-bound monorail at 5:37 this morning. Train guards managed to blast the Ugokin to bits. However, the train has been taken in for inspection by hazmat crews. The University and campus have been enclosed in an impenetrable force field, and everyone is still perfectly under absolute mortal terror. 
Now here's the weather!
5 months agoLike! 14 reaper101
ReportXD5 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportThey are SMU students and they are afraid of one blasted Ugokin? This is humiliating. All students are required to learn how to shoot a blaster. We need to have courage training seminars.5 months agoLike! 6 Ouflah
ReportNEWS REPORT: The SMU students are apparently now taking courage classes, in case another event like this occurs. The SMU students are now wired to shoot an ugokin on site without so much as a flinch. 
Back to you, Cannonball.
5 months agoLike! 7 Brickkart
ReportEmergency update: Mistaking the sound of the rain for an Ugokin a student fired his blaster, resulting in extensive roof damage. Thankfully no one was hurt.5 months agoLike! 8 Ouflah
ReportExtra info on emergency report:
Just in! It appears that the student who caused the damage was failing his "Ugonkin Identification" class. Perhaps we need not worry too much about the well being of the majority of these young marines.
5 months agoLike! 9 GreyDolphin
ReportWhat's coming next, SMU Weekly?5 months agoLike! 6 Alden51
ReportExtra extra info on emergency report:
This just in! The roof that the student collapsed apparently belonged to classroom in which his superior officer formerly taught, among other things, both the courage seminar and the Ugokin identification class. The student is now being forced to listen to class lectures while repairing the damaged roof, and is forbidden to sit in his normal seat until repairs are complete. Back to you-
5 months agoLike! 8 Ouflah
Reporthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kwXNVCaxY5 months agoLike! 8 Tenebrae
Report@Ouflah
That officially made this the best news report ever.
5 months agoLike! 9 barbossa9000
ReportI call dibs on random student that never comes to class. :P5 months agoLike! 4 ultron32
ReportBack to the jobs: Can I be the bus driver?
@Alden: What's wrong with Golf?
@Cannonball: wouldn't it be 'an ugokin'? you just said 'a ugokin'. I think it's 'an ugokin'.
5 months agoLike! 7 ultron32
Report__________
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[O-----------O]
Close enough. Can I be bus driver now?
5 months agoLike! 9 101Wheeler
ReportCool!
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5 months agoLike! 8 Cannonball1
Report@ultron32
I actually pronounce Ugokin as "You-go-kin".
5 months agoLike! 7 Brickkart
ReportI pronounce it you-gok-in5 months agoLike! 7 Ouflah
ReportI thought it was "Oo-go-kin"5 months agoLike! 9 ultron32
Report^So do I. That's what it looks like.5 months agoLike! 5 GreyDolphin
ReportI always pronounced it "you-go-kin". And by the way, comments are now tied with supporters.5 months agoLike! 6 DKong_5.4.12
ReportI thought it was Oo-goe-kin.5 months agoLike! 7 Canis
ReportI pronounce it Oo-gah-kin. Also, some breaking news: Nick has yet to release the third set, and we are now epic fails. Our comments are more than our supports.5 months agoLike! 7 Lindel
ReportI've always pronounced it Uh-go-kin. I feel alone now... :P Nick, how do you pronounce Ugokin?
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 6 Ouflah
ReportI used to pronounce it as "Oo-gon-kin", but that's because I spelled it "Ugonkin" instead of "Ugokin."5 months agoLike! 5 Ouflah
ReportAnd yes Lindel, I agree. 
NICK HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE UGOKIN?
5 months agoLike! 7 DKong_5.4.12
ReportLindel, when you say Uh-go-kin, is that a long O or a short O?5 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportRead my bio.5 months agoLike! 4 Vader518
Reporti supported!5 months agoLike! 4 Captain_Jag
ReportI call Technology Professor for the university.5 months agoLike! 5 Captain_Jag
ReportActually, this is a good idea. The largest set in the theme (the Space Marines' base) should be a university (possibly with some of 'us' (well, probably not me, as I've only just 'joined' the project) in it.)5 months agoLike! 12 101Wheeler
ReportI really like that idea! It could have training areas, and the ugokin forces trying to invade. Who else is in?5 months agoLike! 9 xxstormxx
Reportme. even though i say it should be a attachment to the modular base.(greenlead said the base will probably be modular.)5 months agoLike! 6 Lindel
Report@DK: It's like the "U" in "Umbrella". I think I'm the only one who says it that way... :P
-Lindel
5 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportWe should have hovering vehicles at the university, not buses. :P5 months agoLike! 10 DKong_5.4.12
Report"Hey look at that cool SM set! It has an Elf and a Monkey and a Cannon Ball and Green Lantern and Fierce Deity Link and Mario and Luigi and a bunch of other cool figs! It's a University! " 
:P5 months agoLike! 10 Alden51
ReportAnd a Space Ranger! Don't forget the Space Ranger! XD
@Brikkart we have ATPs at the University :P
5 months agoLike! 9 Alden51
Report<-Space Ranger*5 months agoLike! 8 Zproductions
Report This seems like a great set idea and/or a part of the game they were talking about making. As in you become a student and train at the SMU and then get deployed at level one or whatever a level will be called.5 months ago Like! 7 Alden51
ReportI never thought of that! :O Do you hear that, Nick? :P5 months ago Like! 8 Tenebrae
Report@DKong_5.4.12
And don't forget... what do you think I am?
5 months agoLike! 7 reaper101
Report@DKong: Also clone troopers!5 months agoLike! 7 DKong_5.4.12
Report@Tenebrae
I know what your avvie is, but I don't think that would qualify as a single being... But you could be a 3-eyed, 6-winged, invisible creature! :P
5 months agoLike! 5 Tenebrae
Report@DKong_5.4.12
Actually, I would be a dark angel. My username is short for "Angelus Tenebrae", which is Latin for "the Angel of Darkness".
5 months agoLike! 5 Alden51
ReportSo you're Dark Pit :P okay :P5 months agoLike! 8 Tenebrae
Report@Alden51
XD Well, technically I'd be a dark seraph, which is the highest rank one of us can attain. We have six wings, as opposed to Dark Pit's two. Anyway, back to the Space Marines University...
5 months agoLike! 8 101Wheeler
Report@DKong, you forgot Lloyd ZX.5 months agoLike! 5 Canis
Report@DKong
You forgot the wolf.
5 months agoLike! 5 DKong_5.4.12
ReportI forgot a lot of people. About 9,270+ people. Sorry!
It's gonna be a large University. :P
5 months agoLike! 8 Tenebrae
Report@DKong_5.4.12
I guess we'd need a "Space Marines Bucket".
5 months agoLike! 12 Alden51
ReportI doubt if LEGO said no to the first one they'd say yes to a second one :P5 months agoLike! 4 ultron32
ReportWell, this one wouldn't be licensed. and actually, that's a good idea: a bucket set with 100 space marines and/or ugokins.5 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportOr a combination of the two.5 months agoLike! 6 Tenebrae
Report@Alden51
It's kind of a joke. Although, it lacks the problem the Dark Bucket had (no conflict of license with the owners of "Star Wars").
5 months agoLike! 9 ultron32
ReportReally though: a giant army builder would be pretty cool. Sure, we have the drop pods, but still.5 months agoLike! 7 Alden51
ReportIf there was a "Space Marine bucket" that came with 100 space marines and 50 Drop Pods, that would be cool :P5 months agoLike! 9 NickRoyer
ReportThat would also cost more than most people make in a year.5 months agoLike! 13 Cannonball1
ReportWHA?5 months agoLike! 6 101Wheeler
ReportWell, at the least, over 20 minifigures, because I really don't like where lego makes 4 minifigures in one pack. IT'S NOT ENOUGH!5 months agoLike! 9 reaper101
ReportAnd it's worse when Lego puts figures that you really don't want to have a lot of in "army building" sets, ie ARC troopers vs commando droids battle pack. It's impossible to get normal clones nowadays.5 months agoLike! 9 ultron32
Report^Too many bomb squaddies!
Maybe just the 100 marines. No drop pods necessary.
5 months agoLike! 7 xxstormxx
Report@reaper
yeah. all we need is a couple good infantry soldiers.
4 months agoLike! 8 reaper101
ReportI'm pretty sure this has broken records as the longest comment thread in Cuusoo history. 
@xxstormxx
I'm so desperate for cannon fodder that I am buying Endor battle packs and calling the rebels local militia. Bring back the normal clones Lego!
4 months agoLike! 9 Tenebrae
Report@reaper101
I counted 186 posts. Wow. o_0 Yeah, I bet the Rebels are thinking, "What? We aren't even in this movie!"
4 months agoLike! 9 reaper101
ReportYeah, and next year that role will be filled by Old Republic troopers, who are thinking "WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE SITH?!"4 months agoLike! 8 Tenebrae
Report@reaper101
I bet they'd be stoked to hear that Sith are supposed to be limited to two in the movies, though.
4 months agoLike! 11 DJPepito
Reporti can be the cook?4 months agoLike! 9 Ouflah
Report@Tenebrae 
I know, right?
4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
Report@Tenebrae: They'd probably all have heart attacks when they saw the Malevolence, it's like 5 kilometers long.
Back to SMU:
Breaking news! Computer Teacher Hal "The Reaper" Nientousand was fired for brining a live Ugokin to his class today. When quieried, he replied,It can only be attributable to human error "
4 months agoLike! 8 Tohab
ReportO.o4 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportAnd it didn't bite him?!?4 months agoLike! 6 Snowbot336
ReportI would be ProfessorSnow: the professor in physics, space stuff, weaponry, chemistry of the Ugokin, and stuff like that.... actually, flat out Space Marine Professor :P
-Snow
4 months agoLike! 8 Tenebrae
Report@Brickkart
Well, he's a computer.
4 months agoLike! 6 Alden51
ReportNews Report: 
We interviewed the Ugokin on this development, and here's what he had to say:
RAWraGWARGaWagRawGRaWaGRRawrG
Quite a shocking perspective on things, isn't it? Back to you-
4 months agoLike! 11 reaper101
Report@Tenebrae: Yay! Somebody got the reference. And he's not a computer (in my incarnation of him), he's a cyborg with HAL's brain. And he kept the Ugokin restrained.
Even more news: After the Ugokin interview Hal Nientousand broke said Ugokin out and went on a rampage. Both were captured, and HAL was removed from Hal's brain, replaced with a Space Marines Heavy Artillery Logicator. (think of the initials)
4 months agoLike! 7 reaper101
ReportAfter that he went crazy again and blew up both the newly rebuilt firing range and himself. We mourn his loss.4 months agoLike! 4 Tenebrae
ReportStudents and faculty have come together in his honor to say, "It's over, Nientousand".4 months agoLike! 9 reaper101
ReportNow we will show a memorial video (shows 2001)
Wait... that's not it! Tom! I thought I told you to show Hal's memorial!
-Yes sir, this is it. 
-No not that HAL the other Hal!
-Yeah this is probably being taken too far.
4 months agoLike! 5 Tenebrae
ReportI wonder if anyone got my reference.4 months agoLike! 6 reaper101
ReportI did!4 months agoLike! 8 Alden51
ReportI did :P After what happened here not long ago, who wouldn't? :P4 months agoLike! 6 DonnaNoble
ReportI will teach them how to become He-Marines!4 months agoLike! 6 reaper101
Report@Alden: People who just supported, for one. But we must pursue our dream of SMU. Victory or death!4 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportProfessor Lindel, I have a question, What do Ugokins eat?4 months agoLike! 7 Canis
ReportBreaking news: Hal Nientousand has been replaced as Computer Teacher by one Wheatley Glados.4 months agoLike! 9 reaper101
Report@Brickkart:
They don't really eat, they tear apart beings and take their DNA. Just an FYI
4 months agoLike! 6 Lindel
Report@Canis: Uh oh... :O
-Lindel
4 months agoLike! 9 Tenebrae
ReportProfessor Glados, it should be mentioned, has a PhD in portals and their usage as shower curtains. On another story, Tenebrae has been considered to teach courses on religion at the SMU. However, due to his status as a dark, possibly fallen angel, he has been rejected, as SMU cannot be certain that he could teach such a course without bias. He will instead teach "Kicking the Crap Out of Others 101".4 months agoLike! 10 reaper101
ReportEven more news:
Some extradimensional aliens are demanding their right to exist in this universe. They have set up a tank battalion in front of SMU, demanding that Dean Nick allow their existence. The crowd seems to be composed of various species.
4 months agoLike! 9 Josh_builds
ReportSo why are the Ugokins attacking? I supported. :)4 months agoLike! 6 reaper101
ReportGuess nobody got the reference to one of the greatest arguments in SM history.4 months agoLike! 6 DIN0
ReportBrickArt has so much power... If he deleted his first comment this whole thread would be gone.4 months agoLike! 6 DraikNova
ReportA new teacher has been installed in the function of weapon design and function, Dr. Nova.
Just in: For the 10 000 anniversary of the Space Marine University, Dr. Nova has apparently built an cannon that fires Ugokins. Seeing as the university is currently only in it's fiftieths year, it will probably not be fired anytime soon.
4 months agoLike! 6 F_Deity_Link
ReportI think it's in its 9,000th year. But if you mean the LAST two digits of the number of supporters, then I see what you mean.4 months agoLike! 4 Tohab
ReportMaybe I could make the SM musical, then include a special song at the end dedicated to the long stream of comments on this thread!4 months agoLike! 9 DKong_5.4.12
ReportI think it's "Brickkart." Notice the MarioKart avvie. :P4 months agoLike! 8 Cannonball1
Report@DKong
Ohhh... I see it now...
4 months agoLike! 6 Brickkart
ReportI will not delete it as I have never gotten so many likes before and I feel slightly proud at creating such a long thread. However,it seems to have become spam casserole lately. Thus I must proclaim the following message: "This thread is now entirely dedicated to the education of the Space Marines fans. Only post if you have questions about Ugokins or other related things. Personally, I have learned a great deal about them from this thread."4 months agoLike! 10 Tenebrae
Report@reaper101
I got the reference.
4 months agoLike! 6 DraikNova
ReportOkay then, what does a Ugokin spawning pool look like?4 months agoLike! 6 reaper101
ReportHmm.. Think green cesspit with Ugokins crawling out of it periodically. That's what I think it looks like anyway.4 months agoLike! 6 Tenebrae
Report@DraikNova
Probably like a group pool.
4 months agoLike! 9 Cannonball1
Report@Tenebrae
With green goo geysers!
4 months agoLike! 6 fan777
ReportWhat can I be?4 months agoLike! 4 DraikNova
Report@Reaper101: I thought it would be something like that, but with some sort of organic cannons surrounding it.4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportWhy u always change your profile pic, Stromling?4 months agoLike! 5 Tenebrae
Report@reaper101
Nice new avatar, although I think you should alter the part in your bio pertaining to it now.
4 months agoLike! 6 101Wheeler
ReportNice new avatar, Cannonball1!4 months agoLike! 5 Cannonball1
ReportThanks, 101Wheeler.4 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportYou're welcome :)4 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportWe need a weapons storage facility for the SMU, where battle vehicles and weapons can be stored incase of an Ugokin invasion.4 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportThat is a good question. I would also like to know how to destroy them.4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportI presume they are the first stage of Ugokin infestation. The way to destroy them is simple: large amounts of high explosives.4 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportI was just thinking the same thing4 months agoLike! 3 101Wheeler
ReportAll you have to do is throw in a dab of C4, and maby some nukes.4 months agoLike! 3 DraikNova
ReportWhat do Ugokin Magisters look like? Like the normal ones, but in different colors?4 months agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
ReportI wonder what the Ugokin Queen/King would look like. Perhaps it would have 
purple-ish skin, two slightly longer mandibles, and a large Grabble to ride on.
For those don't know, this is a Grabble:
http://legouniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Grabble4 months agoLike! 2 reaper101
ReportDon't think Ugokins have a Queen/King. 
As for Magisters, well, ask Nick, he's the only one who knows!
4 months agoLike! 5 101Wheeler
ReportWell Brickkart, they reproduce in spawning pools, and as for their genders, I'm clueless.4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
Reportgender=N/A. I really have no idea how one is made. Maybe Nick will tell us.4 months agoLike! 5 NickRoyer
ReportI'm not letting myself be dragged into this type of discussion.4 months agoLike! 12 101Wheeler
ReportThis is getting kind of weird...4 months agoLike! 9 reaper101
ReportWell, this IS the SM comments tab. Weird is normal for us :)4 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportI am deleting my question as this is weirder than I thought it would be and the discussion is likely to go to unwanted places.4 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportSorry nick, I didn't realize how weird this was until later.4 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportDo Ugokins have a written language? Also do they have any form of art or music?4 months agoLike! 5 NickRoyer
ReportNope. None at all.4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportSo Nick, here's a question: How did the Ugokins come to be in the first place?4 months agoLike! 3 DraikNova
ReportSince the original question degraded into the third Ugokin gender and ruler discussion, let me repost my original question:
What does the Magister type of Ugokin look like?
4 months agoLike! 6 NickRoyer
ReportOnly they know, and they're not telling.4 months agoLike! 6 OmegaMike
ReportI believe this is the longest quote chain in Cuusoo history.4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportIt is. Every time I unfold this chain my scroll baar goes halfway up the page :)4 months agoLike! 6 HiveLord1233
ReportAnd it shrinks to a tenth of its normal length. :34 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportLet's let this tread die. It was good for awhile but I think it has completed its mission and Space Marines now boasts the longest thread on Cuusoo. Again, sorry about those weird question. Don't Post On this Thread Anymore.4 months agoLike! 7 Cannonball1
ReportThis thread will never die. It seems to have become its own eternal, infinite, self aware life form.4 months agoLike! 9 DIN0
ReportIf you want it to die you must delete it, brickart... This would make a good sci fiction movie. The attack of the very long comment thread!4 months agoLike! 6 Lindel
ReportDon't delete this thread. But I think it might be best if people stop commenting on it. 
-Lindel
4 months agoLike! 6 101Wheeler
ReportI agree Lindel. It was good, funny (and maby at some times desgusting), and educational about the Space Marines and Ugokins, but I think it is time to stop. But man, I will miss this thread.
P.S. @Brickkart, PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS THREAD!
4 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportI am not going to delete it. (Think about the impact it would have on the comment count) But I think it would be best to let it die by not posting anything more on this thread as it has become weird and gross as of late. However if someone has some educational, wholesome, related, non-spam, and perhaps funny comment or question they can post. I still think letting it die is the best option.4 months agoLike! 5 xxstormxx
Reportbut its a epic thread. its a part of space marines history! :O4 months agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
Report*Hits delete*
That's strange... it won't delete...
*Hits delete*
*Hits delete*
*Hits delete*
WHY WON'T IT DELETE?!
OH NO! IT IS INVINCIBLE!
A MONSTER HAS BEEN CREATED!
Words on screen: Nice try! Ha ha ha. Mwahaha. Mwahahahahaha! So long!
*Computer crashes*
If this thing keeps growing, its mass will eventually crush our universe...
Oh no... I just gave it ideas.
4 months agoLike! 7 DKong_5.4.12
ReportOther species biomatter keeps them alive.4 months agoLike! 4 reaper101
ReportWhich I think is a really bad idea for a species in general. What happens when/if they kill every other living thing in the galaxy?4 months agoLike! 2 Redboy31
ReportThey move to another galaxy, obviously. A very, very, very long trip. Let's hope they don't know how to put themselves in stasis.4 months agoLike! 4 reaper101
ReportGood thing the universe is infinite, otherwise all life would cease to exist.4 months agoLike! 3 Redboy31
ReportThe universe isn't infinite, it's just that it is so big (and always expanding) you will never reach the edge.4 months agoLike! 3 DraikNova
ReportActually, some scientists think it is infinite. And there are always alternate universi...4 months agoLike! 2 senoel
ReportWell Redboy31, the common belief is that the universe is infinite, what you're thinking of is the KNOWN universe, which is just anything that we can observe. You have to remember that not all material in the universe will be averaged out and is actually formed in clumps.4 months agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
ReportThere are two different theories. Some say the universe is infinite, which, I believe, has been the generally-accepted idea for the longest time. More recently, scientists have suggested that the universe may be finite. On a side note, some scientists think that the universe is beige, I hear. What does that mean? I have absolutely no idea.4 months agoLike! 6 Alden51
ReportBut it is rather irrelevant, because if the Ugokins managed to kill off all other life in the universe, or at least as far as they can reach in any direction, then they would either starve or be forced to turn on each other, and I'm guessing the latter. :P And that would mean either they break away from the hive mind, thereby possibly becoming sentient, or severely cripple it, killing off their own entire species all at once. :P4 months agoLike! 4 Zproductions
Report Is that not the reason why we have the Space Marines, so the Ugokin don’t eat off all life forms?4 months agoLike! 5 DKong_5.4.12
Report@Tenebrae
I sorta think the universe is finite... But I really wouldn't know. :P
@Zproductions
No, the Space Marines are there so the Ugokins don't eat all the Thanksgiving turkeys! :o :P
4 months agoLike! 7 Kraahkan
ReportHm, well... this comment chain is very long...
Eventually, this project WILL get 10,000 supporters, Space Marines University or no University. =P
4 months agoLike! 4 DraikNova
ReportWe´ve already got 10 000 comments. :)4 months agoLike! 2 SeargeantCJ
ReportI call Drop Pod Ettiquite Instructor!
:P4 months agoLike! 5 SeargeantCJ
Report@Tenabre
Group pool. LOL! I forgot about that :P
4 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportAre Ugokins smart? If so, we need to establish a no-torturing-an-Ugokin-into-doing-your-homework-for-you policy.4 months agoLike! 6 reaper101
ReportWell, the Magisters are genius, the brown ones (forget the name) are kinda stupid, and the drones make a brick look like Albert Einstein. And besides, Ugokins would probably do it wrong to be EVIL ;)4 months agoLike! 3 Alden51
Report@reaper: that's true.. they probably would. :P4 months agoLike! 3 destructor
Reporthmm. i will settle this. i will start space marines university topic on the lego messageboards.
look for it under alien conquest!
4 months agoLike! 4 Starconxy34
ReportPerfect idea! Now all we need to do is gather a ton of Lego bricks and start building.4 months agoLike! 3 Panda-Man
ReportThis is the longest thread i've ever seen on cuusoo! also I call maths teacher
~ + ¬ = 68.
4 months agoLike! 2 Alden51
Report@Panda-Man: are you British? In America we learn just "math" :P4 months agoLike! 2 destructor
Reportit is on lego messageboards!
if your member go post what your cuusoo name is, and your teacher affiliation!
find me as:
ghidora131
4 months agoLike! 2 Panda-Man
ReportAlden51: I am british4 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportNews Report: A SMU failing grades have been explained. After hearing screams that sounded like that of an Ugokin drone, security found traced the screams to a dorm where they found an Ugokin being stretched on a rack. Apparently this drone was being forced to do the students homework. The student was banned.4 months agoLike! 6 Cannonball1
ReportWhen the Ugokin was questioned, it replied "Grxyviz. Amonotopooy."
Translated: "I want a sandwich."
4 months agoLike! 4 TripWire
ReportI've seen Green Leads last rule of the Space Marines, I personally disagree, I mean seriously, Marines are suppost to fight for freedom and the spread of peace throughout the universe. Killing shouldn't even be used unless absolutely neccesary. The Federations goal is to spread peace, not war. War gives you bad breath.4 months agoLike! 2 GreenLead
ReportWars are never good. But sometimes they need to be fought, and when they do, it's best to be pragmatic about it.
That being said, the conflict between the United Systems Federation and the Ugokins isn't a war. It's a glorified pest control scenario :P
4 months agoLike! 7 Cannonball1
ReportWhat happens to Ugokins when they are destroyed? Do they simply vaporize into DNA molecules or what?4 months agoLike! 4 101Wheeler
Report@Cannonball1, I would imagine that pretty much sums it up.4 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportThis is a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong post. I reccomend we finish it up, as I said before.4 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
Report@NerveBreak That is why "making mints" is a prerequisite course here at SMU.4 months agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportSMU Culinary Arts "As long as it is edible"4 months agoLike! 7 reaper101
ReportEdible? Judging from the food in the kitchen, it's "As long as it doesn't kill someone"4 months agoLike! 7 Brickkart
ReportNews Report: Since a policy was adapted that required all cafeteria workers to eat the cafeteria food, the food and morale has greatly improved. However, a new policy is being considered in which the cafeteria would only serve MREs. (Meals Rejected by the Enemy)4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportGiven that Ugokins eat all forms of biomatter, once the policy is passed, there will be no cafeteria food whatsoever.4 months agoLike! 3 reaper101
ReportIn recent news massive protests have broken out on campus as word that no more cafeteria food will be served travels throughout the school. It seems our regimental cooks have really stepped up their game.4 months agoLike! 4 Pyronaut
ReportJust wondering, what are the Space Marines Spec Ops?4 months agoLike! 3 NickRoyer
ReportThey're all special, like little red-armored snowflakes.4 months ago Like! 7 destructor
Reportthe spec ops are the smallest(speck?) ):K ugokin face4 months agoLike! 2 r43b1ll
Reportthis is the biggest thread ever4 months agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportThe Marines are not special ops, though each one is special. What we need are Space SEALS.4 months agoLike! 4 Cannonball1
ReportOkay Brickkart, but we have to include the Space SEA LIONS.4 months agoLike! 5 Brickkart
ReportNews Report: Upon the Space Marines reaching 10,000, all classes at SMU will be suspended for one day in order to celebrate the momentous occasion. Thus the students will in short have a 24 hour break.4 months agoLike! 5 Panda-Man
Reportthe deadline for summer review is MONDAY! if it doesn't make it, space marines uni closes for three months till the next review!4 months agoLike! 2 Panda-Man
Reportalso, pupils at the uni are planning to burn down lego hq if they don't meet the deadline!4 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
Report1 this is for the winter review. 
2 The students will do such dishonorable thing, however we will take some Ugokins on a tour of the headquarter as a field trip.
4 months agoLike! 3 Panda-Man
Reporti've heard professor makutaklak has resigned after overhearing certain pupils planning riots!4 months agoLike! 3 Panda-Man
Report50 to go!4 months agoLike! 3 riptor_10
ReportI think military should get an extra vote! you got mine!4 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportNews Update: The cafeteria is planning to celebrate the achievement of 10,000 supporters by, for one entire day, serving food that actually tastes good. The students morale is up significantly.4 months agoLike! 4 DKong_5.4.12
ReportNews Flash: Now that the project has reached its objective, the celebrations are being had all over the university. The resulting fireworks have been witnessed all over the city containing the university.4 months agoLike! 4 GreenNinja
ReportI think I will take classes and become a sniper, and then in my spare time help out Brickkart in the cafeteria.4 months agoLike! 3 Tolkien
ReportThis is probably the longest conversation on Cuusoo... And the funniest!4 months agoLike! 4 reaper101
ReportUnfortunately, it turns out the "fireworks" were class IX Fusion bombs..... In other news, an Ugokin Hive was destroyed by golden starbursts in a strange Space Marines attack.4 months agoLike! 4 MakutaKlak
ReportI didn't resign my friends! Who did you think shot the fireworks in the first place?4 months agoLike! 5 DraikNova
ReportIn other news, citizens are reporting slime landing all over the city...4 months agoLike! 5 reaper101
ReportIn other, OTHER news, Ugokins are now mortally afraid of fireworks.4 months agoLike! 6 DraikNova
ReportWouldn´t that be the same news?4 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportNews Update: due to copyright problems the university is being renamed Space Trooper University or STU for short.4 months agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportNon-profit? Entertainment? Someone needs to look at their homework and tuition fees3 months agoLike! 6 Lindel
ReportI say we keep the name Space Marines University. This project will always be Space Marines to me. 
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 4 DKong_5.4.12
ReportSame here, Lindel. :)3 months agoLike! 2 Alden51
ReportWell, that's still 3-1 our favor :P3 months agoLike! 4 GreenLead
ReportRecruits and enlisted Marines would be trained at the following locations:
- Parris Island, Earth, Sol star system
- MCRD San Diego, Sol star system
- MCRD Fornax V, Fornax star system
- Marine Planet 3, [REDACTED]
Marine officers undertake four years of study at the United Systems Federation Naval Academy in Anndiam, Typhon alongside their Naval cousins. Anndiam was the site of a prestigious former Typhon Space Navy training center during the USF's past war with the Typhons.
3 months agoLike! 4 Cannonball1
ReportWhat's a Typhon?3 months agoLike! 2 TripWire
ReportYou and Nick both have an interesting idea for Space Marines, but it is not very likely a large lore like that/the file you made together will be fully accepted by LEGO. I think mostly a small backround will be accepted such as fun little facts such as the one in your comment.3 months agoLike! 2 Lindel
Report@Cannonball: The Typhon are one of the species of the United Systems Federation. Look closely at the Space Marine Sergent in this line up:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hjmediastudios/7363863456/sizes/l/in/set-72157626466584255/
Notice the three eyes and green tinted skin? That's a Typhon. I hope a Typhon is included in the Battle of Alquiri set. 
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 2 DIN0
ReportI wish it included a Shrakehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/hjmediastudios/7099417071/in/photostream/
BTW this is a Typhonhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/hjmediastudios/6958165254/in/photostream/
3 months agoLike! 2 Lindel
ReportThat would be cool. But it would require more new parts, which LEGO doesn't like. Well, Nick hasn't officially confirmed that, but he hinted at that it was when people asked. 
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
Report@Lindel
There's one in this picture too-
(GlenBricker's Marine)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hjmediastudios/8231174132/in/set-721576264665842553 months agoLike! 6 Lindel
Report@Cannonball
True, I hadn't noticed that! :)
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report 250+ comments, and people think the tag away, folks comment thread is long.3 months agoLike! 3 david1
ReportLol............ I tried to count but gave up at 106 because I was onley a theird of the share there. XD3 months agoLike! 1 Panda-Man
Reportthe super long SMU thread is back! it dissapeared for a while.3 months agoLike! 1 Panda-Man
Reporthow many comments are there here?3 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
ReportAbout 372, including this comment. I may have slightly miscounted, but that's the number I got. 
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
Report@Panda-Man
The SMU thread will never disappear.
3 months agoLike! 3 F_Deity_Link
Report@ Lindel 
That's it?! Wow! I thought there would be WAY more.
3 months agoLike! 2 Alden51
ReportNo way... There has got to be more than that... :P3 months agoLike! 2 GreyDolphin
ReportI counted around 361.3 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
Report@F_Deity_Link: I know, I thought it would be more. But I counted, and including my comment, there were 372. If it are more or less, it's only by a couple comments.
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportSO LONGZ!3 months agoLike! 2 david1
Reportok im working on an SUM on ldd. :-):-) it might be up on the SW gallery soon.3 months agoLike! 2 david1
ReportScratch soon it won't be up for awhile.3 months agoLike! 2 Tohab
ReportI think I'd like to change my job to "technological supervisor" or "interior decorator".3 months agoLike! 5 david1
ReportI'll get to work on SUM.3 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
ReportEnd this stream!3 months agoLike! 2 xxstormxx
Reportits never gonna die :O3 months agoLike! 4 F_Deity_Link
Report@xxstormxx
I have my ways of persuasion. :P
3 months agoLike! 1 Tohab
ReportI have not yet been persuaded. I've chosen interior decorator.3 months agoLike! 1 Brickkart
ReportThis should not die, but we should let it fade.3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@Brickkart
Thank you, Brickkart! You have given me an edge in the spam war. I will now win. BTW, you saying that, was part of my plan all along, to win this war, and deplete the Space Marines University comment stream! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Nothing can stop me! :P
3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@Alden from 2+ months ago
Ultimate Hot Potato with grenades; so hilarious.
3 months agoLike! 2 david1
ReportI have liked every comment on this thread3 months agoLike! 3 StrikeFire
ReportCan I be a teacher for Trooper's Technology, battle gear, and weapons?
Or is this place taken?
3 months agoLike! 1 DraikNova
ReportI've got weapon design, but the other functions are still open I believe.3 months agoLike! 1 fan777
ReportI can work in the cafeteria!3 months agoLike! 1 CarNo65
Reportand Ugokins will swarm the facility and burn it down3 months agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
Report@CarNo65
Of course they will; they're really bad cooks, you see.
3 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportHow did they Ugokins get hired at the cafeteria? Or are they burning it down because fan777 started working there? Or did they just feel like burning random buildings?3 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@Brickkart
I work in the cafeteria too!
3 months agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
Report@Brickkart
How did they get hired? Well, let's just say that things have been weird in the kitchen ever since they hired the Swedish Chef from the Muppets...
3 months agoLike! 6 fan777
Report@Brickkart: my cooking isn't that bad!3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@Brickkart/fan777
My cooking is good too! :P
3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportI'm an alien immigrant from the Alquiran planet. Alden51 is with me too. :P We are working in the cafeteria for a job, and we learn English and other things at other times. We're just working in the cafeteria to put us through school. :P3 months agoLike! 1 Alden51
ReportNo, you're working in the cafeteria, I'M teaching quantum physics on the other side of the building! :P You always slept through my lectures, so you wouldn't know. :P3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@Alden51
No, you're my other head! How can you be teaching quantum physics while I'm in the cafeteria?! You are my other head, aren't you? :P (BTW, sometimes I make B_Alquiran jokes, as in I say you and I are an Alquiran).
3 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
ReportDoes anybody know how many comments are on this stream anymore?3 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@NitroAce
Well, in November, I think, Lindel said it was at 360 something. So I estimate that it is currently around 430-50.
3 months agoLike! 2 Lindel
ReportAssuming my previous count was correct, your comment above mine is exactly the 400th, making a total of 401 comments on this thread, as of now. 
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
Report*@F_Deity_Link3 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
Report403 comments. Wow. O.o That's a lotta' comments. :P3 months agoLike! 2 NitroAce
ReportAnyway, thanks for the help, F_Deity_Link and Lindel! :D
P.S. 404 comments! :D :P
3 months agoLike! 2 fan777
ReportI want to be in the quantum physics class!As a student I mean!3 months agoLike! 3 Alden51
Report@F_Deity: You may be satisfied with working in the cafeteria, but I've got bigger plans! You see, this is all part of my plan to keep our interaction to a minimum: the cafeteria is only open during the day, and all my Quantum Physics classes are at night, so one of us is always asleep while the other is working. And btw, why would a university even have a cafeteria? :P3 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Reportwho teaches maths??
my real professor isn't good I want a real one!
3 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Reportcomment 408!!
did this will reach 500??
3 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
ReportNo problem, Nitro, I'm glad to help. :)
@CrevsDaak: This will probably reach well over 500 before the review is done. :P
-Lindel
3 months agoLike! 2 fan777
ReportI could teach a gym class or something.3 months agoLike! 0 F_Deity_Link
Report@Alden51
1. It's F_Deity_Link
2. I not satisfied with working in a cafeteria, it's just to put me through school
3 months agoLike! 1 Alden51
Report@F_Deity:
1. I say F_Deity for short, because I am entitled to give you an annoying nickname since I am your second head. :P
2. You would have been through school a long time ago if you had taken the curriculum I advised instead of doing the exact opposite. Seriously, big brother knows best!! 
3. It feels good to be a bickering Alquiran again :P
3 months agoLike! 3 F_Deity_Link
Report@Alden (HA! I did what you did!)
It does feel good to be B_Alquiran. As long as we aren't "mean" or whatever LEGO thought we were, we
ll be fine.3 months agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
Report@Alden51 & F_Deity_Link
Ah, yes. I remember B_Alquiran. If I remember correctly, the "B" stands for "Bickering", not "Butterscotch".
2 months agoLike! 3 F_Deity_Link
Report@Tenebrae
Yes, it does stand for Bickering. If we still had that account, in the profile description it would say "The B stands for Bickering, not Butterscotch." much like my profile says "The F stands for Fierce, not Fudge."
2 months agoLike! 2 DraikNova
ReportWhat's the correct grammar usage when referring to an Alquiran? "The Alquiran is", "The Alquirans is", "The Alquiran are" or "The Alquirans are"?2 months agoLike! 1 Brickkart
Report"That Alquirian is"2 months agoLike! 2 Alden51
ReportI have no idea what the correct grammatical usage would be for anything with two heads :P But I do know that yes, the B stood for Bickering, not Butterscotch, or Butterscorch, or Biodegradable :P2 months agoLike! 2 CrevsDaak
ReportLindel is right, this WILL reach 500
and, ... , I wil burn my table on the second exam, soooo!!
2 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@Brickkart 2 months ago
You don't have to eat off-campus, you can eat in the cafeteria, where I make Alquiran brain soup out of my brother's, well, whatever's in his head. :P I guess if you ate that dish you'd just be looking at empty air. Well, at least we have pizza! :P
2 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
ReportComment #422! Also, have you noticed that reaper101 has started an HUN university comment thread over on the Galaxy Command project? Hmm... I wonder where that idea came from... :D :P2 months agoLike! 1 thom112
ReportStop the tread2 months agoLike! 1 ultron32
ReportWhy?!?!2 months agoLike! 2 ToonLink
ReportI am Captain Link of Marine statistics and missions. :P2 months agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
ReportPizza? Mmm. What toppings does the Cafeteria offer? :P2 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@DKong
We offer pepperoni, mushroom, my Alquiran brothers head, sausage. :P
2 months agoLike! 2 DKong_5.4.12
ReportHmm.... as this is SMU, we should be offering a deluxe MEAT SPECIAL!!! Sausage, bacon, pepperoni, chicken, ham, you name it! Everything piled on high! Only the best for the toughest Marines. :D :P2 months agoLike! 2 CPStudios
Report@thom112
Many believe that this thread should have been closed several hundred comments ago, but others like myself believe that this thread has perpetuated itself for long enough to gain lifelike characteristics (personality, height, feelings, et cetera) and can not be killed. It would be in our best interest not to make this being become angry because you will feel the pain of well over 400 comments swell upon you and turn you into a hive-minded Ugokin. What a cruel world, this is.
2 months agoLike! 2 DIN0
ReportLet this thread die please.2 months agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
ReportIf CUUSOO attempted to delete this thread, it would simply escape and go to a different website.2 months agoLike! 4 Cannonball1
ReportBefore we know it, this thread will become self aware and destroy humanity, sparing only Brickkart and the rest of us who created it.2 months agoLike! 5 Lindel
ReportWell, I hope it chooses to spare me. 
-Lindel
2 months agoLike! 3 david1
ReportMe to I liked every one.please spare me SMU.2 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Reporthow many comments today??
did anyone counted now??
2 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Report#435!!
I think that this is the largest comment-reply thread on all CUUSOO.
2 months agoLike! 1 DIN0
ReportIts time to let this thread die guys, its getting old.2 months agoLike! 5 Jmano1
ReportThis thread will never die!2 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportPlease let this thread rest for a goof long while. We can revive it on the anniversary of this reaching 10,000. Otherwise this will get deleted and that would be a sore blow to the comment count.2 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
Reportgood2 months agoLike! 1 DraikNova
ReportA sore blow for a project with almost 12400 comments? Deleting this would just shave this off to an even 12000. Anyway, this thread is too silly and represents too much of this projects history to be deleted.2 months agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
Report@DraikNova
However, if those were 400 supporters, that would be a sore blow.
2 months agoLike! 1 Nightwing20
Reportactually, a space troopers university is a great idea. there could be a modular set with some classrooms and some ugokins to invade. very well done, and congratulations on 10000 supporters.2 months agoLike! 2 Cannonball1
ReportMaybe it is time to let this rest.2 months agoLike! 1 david1
ReportThis thread will never die!!!2 months agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
ReportIf this thread starts adding the phrase "End of line" at the end of every comment, we know we're in trouble. 0_02 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@Tenebrae
End of the line. :P
2 months agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
Report@Tenebrae:
http://www.fantaspoa.com/2010/imgFilmes/pesadelos_vermelho_branco_azul_03.jpg2 months agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
ReportBut really, Brickkart, the very creator of the thread, has requested we let this rest.2 months agoLike! 4 Tenebrae
ReportI wonder how many people got the reference.2 months agoLike! 1 Starconxy34
ReportI know I'm supposed to let this rest, but i want to be the guy who blows stuff up.
end of the line. :P
2 months agoLike! 1 Brickkart
ReportI know what we need, SMU law school. "Were we can sue our name back" @Cannonball1 Unfortunately nobody wants to let this rest so the thread goes ever on.2 months agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
Report@F_Deity_Link & Starconxy34
Actually, it's "End of line". It's from "TRON".
@Brickkart
Sorry.
2 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@Brickkart
Why don't you just delete it?
2 months agoLike! 1 CPStudios
Report@F_Deity_Link
As explained earlier by Brickkart (I think), with well over 12,300 comments, if this thread was deleted than the project would only have about 11,900 comments. Though most of it is spam, and needs to be brought back on track (or perhaps establish one). 
Also, what would the textbooks be at SMU? Battle strategies? Ukogin history? These comments?
2 months agoLike! 3 Alden51
ReportThese comments of course! XD Haven't you found all these comments to be the most instructive thing you've ever read? :P2 months agoLike! 3 DraikNova
ReportMaybe SMU/STU just works on a question/answer basis, with the students asking the questions and the teacher answering them? It's not like you need that much education to know how to fire a blaster: pull the trigger and "kaboom".2 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportThe Textbooks are chosen by the teachers for each class.2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportI finally graduated some other school. I was learning how to be a teacher of comments. I am now the teacher of comments at S.M.U. YAY! "Students, please open your textbooks and go to the Space Marines page on LEGO CUUSOO. Please find the S.M.U. comment stream. Find comment number 36. What does it say, who was it by, and when was it posted? Jeremy, you seem eager to answer. Please tell the class your answer." "It says-2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report-'Greanlead will be Vice President and I will be someone who works in the cafeteria, preferebly lunch aid. Come on people we need people to man the lunch stations so kids can have a hearty meal of Ugokin guts.' It was by F_Deity_Link, which is you, and it was posted at least 2 months ago." "Correct, Jeremy. But is what is said currently true?" "The only part that is true is that GreenLead is Vice President." "And why is that the only thing that is true?" "Because you no longer work in the-2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report-cafeteria." "Correct." BBRRIINNGG!! "Class dismissed."
*in secret to Alden51, who was right next to him, as his other head*
"See! I can teach too, just like you!"2 months agoLike! 1 DIN0
Report*GreenLead*2 months agoLike! 1 GreenLead
ReportDid someone just hail me?
In terms of Marine training, I'd assume enlisted Marines would simply enter "boot camp style training" after civilian high school.
Marine officers would spend four years at the United Systems Federation Naval Academy in Anndiam, Typhon. Textbooks would probably focus on battalion-level unit maneuvers, logistics and other considerations.
I appreciate the offer, but I must decline. I am simply Master Sergeant Robin Chang of the 3rd Marine Expeditionary Force (3MEF).
2 months agoLike! 2 fan777
ReportWouldn't it be Space Troopers university?SMU sounds better though.2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@GreenLead
Actually, I hailed you at least 2 months ago. My most recent 3 comments include a previous comment of mine, which happens to include you. So who would be Vice President if you don't pick that?
2 months agoLike! 1 fan777
ReportWe need people to "like" this comment!2 months agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
Report@F_Deity_Link
CrashSanders was another collaborator, she could be VP.
2 months agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
ReportAmelia Earhart's body could be hidden in this thread and we'd never know.2 months agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
Report@Cannonball1
I doubt it; I found Elvis in here yesterday.
2 months agoLike! 5 F_Deity_Link
Report@Cannonball1
Nice new picture!
@Cannonball1/Tenbrae
I found my pencil in here too! I don't know how I survived without that pencil! :P
2 months agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
ReportSo this is the famed SMU. ()-()2 months agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
ReportI'm the self appointed natural philosophy teacher.2 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
ReportComment #473! Just putting in another starting landmark for future counts. I wonder how long this thread will be by the time the review is over... O_O
-Lindel
2 months agoLike! 1 Captain_Jag
ReportDid you... count them? Or did you just go from another landmark?2 months agoLike! 1 IndyAJD
ReportI'm pretty sure this is the longest comment chain in Cuusoo history...2 months agoLike! 4 MrSeaborgium
ReportYup.2 months agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
ReportPretty much. Galaxy Command has produced some long ones, but not quite like this. :P2 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
Report@Captain_Jag:
Somebody counted them when the comments were at around 250-300 comments, then later I asked about it, and Lindel counted then. They were around 400 then.
2 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
ReportAnd CrevsDaak counted them at 435. I just noticed that, actually.2 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
Report@Captain Jag/NitroAce: Yeah. The first time I counted it I started at the beginning, to try to make sure it was accurate, and got 372, then counted from there later and got 401. This time I counted from CrevDaak's comment, who I believe used my comment #401 as a landmark. I'm going to recount down to my most recent landmark from the top to check its accuracy now. 
-Lindel
-Lindel
2 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
ReportOn second thought, I'll do that later, I don't have time right now. :P
-Lindel
2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report We should just do this,
-comment#??? 
2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@Lindel
How come you posted "-Lindel" twice?
2 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
ReportThis is either comment #484 or #485. I counted from one of Lindel's earlier landmarks, and when he said it had 473 comments, I had actually counted 472 comments. Oh great. :P Now somebody's got to recount them. :P2 months agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
ReportI tried counting them and lost count. :P2 months agoLike! 1 Lindel
ReportI just can't find time to count them. :P 
-Lindel
2 months agoLike! 1 nitrome123
ReportThis is getting weird now2 months agoLike! 2 ToonLink
ReportPP has shown me the way to get Space Marines. BUY THEM! :) :P I hope this happens. I will go back in time and bring the bickering alquiran back to life! I will send my army.2 months agoLike! 6 F_Deity_Link
ReportI got my PhD in Commenting! Now my students will refer to me as Dr. Link rather than Mr. Link! YAY! Although some PESKY students like to call me Mr. F or Mr. Deity, which fuels my anger upon them! Something tells me that they'll be calling me Dr. F or Dr. Deity, just to make fun at my expense! D:< :P2 months agoLike! 3 F_Deity_Link
Report@ToonLink
Thank you for coming to resurrect me! It's like in SS when Ghirahim resurrects Demise!
2 months agoLike! 3 DKong_5.4.12
Report@Dr. Fudge
I, however pesky I may seem, am not a student, so I will use my position of authority as a political professor to refer to you as "Dr. Fudge." :P :P :P
2 months agoLike! 2 Tohab
Report*clicks "view all comments"* 
*system starts to panic*2 months agoLike! 2 ultron32
ReportWOAH that's a long way to scroll.2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportHas anyone even read every single comment on this stream?! I meant to post that before but I forgot.2 months agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
ReportNews: SMU Biologists are trying to discover, in their own word,"should, hypothetically, a groundhog be genetically engineered, mutated, or somehow adapt, such that it's teeth, and the muscles in it's jaw to use those teeth(and the metabolism to use the move the jaw), should make the groundhog able to chop up with it's teeth wood, how much would it be able to chop up, with it's teeth."2 months agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
ReportIn lay mans' terms, they are trying to discover: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood"2 months agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
Report@MrSeaborgium
It's about 400 pounds, I hear. Really.
2 months agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report @Tenebrae
Genetically altered woodchuck, 2 tons.
How much wood could a GENETICALLY ALTERED WOODCHUCK chuck, if a GENETICALLY ALTERED WOODCHUCK could chuck wood?
2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report In other news: Peter Piper may not have picked a patch of pickeled peppers, if he did, he would be charged for trespassing.2 months agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
Report@Zproductions
Of course, that would depend on the type of wood. For instance, if it was balsa wood, it would be roughly 3.24 tons. :P
2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report @Tenebrae 
Hmm... why is it just wood. We would profit more on metal productions, given they can take that much force.
2 months agoLike! 1 david1
Report@ Mr.Fuge_Deity_Link me! why do you think there is at least one like per comment.2 months agoLike! 1 david1
Report*?2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@david1
Cool! You forgot to capitalize.
2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportHow much genetically altered wood could a genetically altered wood chuck chuck (with a genetically altered chuck) if a genetically altered wood chuck could chuck (with a genetically altered chuck) genetically altered wood? :P2 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@david1
You also forgot a comma.
2 months agoLike! 1 david1
ReportYour commenting fast than I can like! :-P2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
ReportGuys, guys, I think we have the answer to ALL our woodchuck problems. There is only one answer, a mathematical one. Given the evidence portrayed by woodchucks, their history and their desires, upon other factors scientists have reached one answer through biology, neuroscience and mathematics. Upon realizing their answer, they told people. This is their answer:
If a woodchuck could chuck wood a woodchuck would chuck one chuck's worth of wood per chuck. A chuck's worth varies upon woodchuck but-
2 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report-most of the time it ranges from 1-2 pieces of chucking wood. :P2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@david1
*You're
*faster2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report @F_Deity_Link 
How much genetically altered wood could a genetically altered wood chuck chuck (with a genetically altered chuck) if a genetically altered wood chuck could chuck (with a genetically altered chuck) genetically altered wood? :P
Why is the wood there chucking genetically altered? If any thing its atoms have been simplified and filled with air, like Arogel, so it is now,
2 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Report@Lindel, I read your comment from 4 days ago, and yes I used your reference, and I counted 511 with this one included, It takes some time and two attempts, and thanks to NitroAce, without his #484 comment, this will become impossible2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report How much ATOMICALLY SIMPLIFIED WOOD could a GENETICALLY ALTERED WOODCHUCK chuck, if a GENERICALLY ALTERED WOODCHUCK could chuck ATOMICALLY SIMPLIFIED WOOD?2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report So with the atomically simplified wood being now 75% air means that in a 24 hour shift, one woodchuck could chuck 8.1 tons, or 16,200 lbs. of wood.2 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportWhat about an isotope of wood of -- and some ++++ in C??2 months agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report Now on to atomically simplified metal, 
How much ATOMICALLY SIMPLIFIED METAL could a GENETICALLY ALTERED WOODCHUCK chuck, if a GENERICALLY ALTERED WOODCHUCK could chuck ATOMICALLY SIMPLIFIED METAL?
2 months agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportGoodbye blue sky and ruby tuesday!!!!
Im going to sleep!
2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@Zproductions
*they're2 months agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
ReportNew evidence has come to light!!! A woodchuck has the ability to chuck 1-2 pieces of chucking wood per chuck, however if this particular chucking wood is different than regular chucking wood than the amount shall either increase or decrease. For instance a piece of chucking wood with a weight of 0.5 pounds, a density of 2.7 can be chucked in chucks of 4-5 pieces, if this is also Birch wood. :P2 months agoLike! 3 F_Deity_Link
Report*, (I forgot a comma.)2 months agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
Report@FDL
Oh gravy. You really are a Grammar Nazi.
2 months agoLike! 2 MrSeaborgium
Report@Zproudctions: Peter Piper picked a peck,, which is an ancient Earth measurement, equal to several bushels, another ancient Earth measurement, not a patch, of pickled peppers. 
There has been great debate among the academia of SMU as to the meaning of this cryptic Terran verse. Since peppers need to be of the plant to be pickled, it seems illogical. Some propose it was an early example of genetic engineering, others, that it was a hallucination, perhaps just babble, maybe alien intervention
2 months agoLike! 3 MrSeaborgium
Reportand others propose that it was actually a secret code, or possibly that the peppers were a genetic fluke, a strange mutation. What it means is lost in the mists of time...2 months agoLike! 2 MrSeaborgium
Report@Link: this is a hypothetical Wood Chuck. And hypothetical chucking. And hypothetical wood. By definition, woodchucks do not chuck wood. It is contrary to their nature.2 months agoLike! 2 MrSeaborgium
ReportSeveral SMU writing style professors have released a paper in response to the "Chuck" paper on how not to use so many commas.2 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
Report@ CrevsDaak Bionicle has nothing to do with SMU and therefore what you just posted is spam. @everybody let this thread rest.2 months agoLike! 2 DraikNova
ReportThe chances of that happening are smaller than the chance humanity will stop wondering about woodchucks.2 months agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
ReportYeah, really. 
This thread can't die, let alone rest. XD
2 months agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@DKong
It can rest, but people aren't following what Brickkart wants; to let this stream rest. And by posting on it, you yourself aren't helping to achieve that dream. Same for me, right now.
2 months agoLike! 2 DKong_5.4.12
Report@Funny_Dancing_Link
It's an everlasting paradox, isn't it. :P :P
2 months agoLike! 2 ninjasokol
Reportiiiiiiiiiiii need them when are they comming out! ;(2 months agoLike! 1 DIN0
ReportThis thread is immortal.2 months agoLike! 3 DIN0
ReportIt's legen..... dary.2 months agoLike! 3 NitroAce
ReportDo you know what would be weird? Apple-flavored kiwis. :P
Maybe they should add that to the menu. :P
2 months agoLike! 1 DIN0
ReportHow about Onanas and Strawbananas?2 months agoLike! 1 NitroAce
ReportCream cheese-flavored coconuts? :P2 months agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
Report@D_Kong: *Start singing "a most ingenious paradox" form the Pirates of the Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan8 " A paradaox, A Paradox, A most ingenious Paradox!!! AH ha ha ha ha ha ha, A PARADOX!!!"2 months agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
ReportOn a real, interesting note, something the SMU historians might be interested in, the body of Richard III of England was allegedly found under a parking lot. It matched the legendary place of death, manner of death, deformity of legend, and had similar DNA to that of a living descendant.2 months agoLike! 2 DraikNova
ReportThe SMU historians are more interested where they left the pizza yesterday. :)2 months agoLike! 3 NitroAce
ReportOh, so that's what that pizza was there for. :P It was good. :P XD2 months agoLike! 3 GreyDolphin
ReportI'll have to thank the historians. Extra cheese is the best! :P2 months agoLike! 2 MrSeaborgium
ReportI got scared, because for a second, I wasn't able to comment on this.2 months agoLike! 2 CrevsDaak
Reportme too!!!2 months agoLike! 2 Brickkart
ReportOkay lets revive this thing. Galaxy command is going to surpass this thing if we don't start talking.1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportH.U.N. University (Galaxy Command) has accused an SMU student of putting graffiti on some guy's house. Apparently the student was mauled to death by the Wolven who occupied the house. We however do believe it was not one of our students but a random person who somehow got access to a trooper suit.1 month agoLike! 3 DKong_5.4.12
ReportYeah, a real student would have blown the Wolven to tiny LEGO pieces. :P :P1 month agoLike! 3 reekardoo
Report:D NOTE: No wolven nor marine were harmed during this entire thread :D1 month agoLike! 4 Tohab
ReportThis thread has enough comments to overfill the entire SMU!1 month agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
ReportDay 15:
I have been spying on H.U.N for some time now, yet I have not uncovered any info that is of any use, and I fear they have my scent now. They also began to notice the decline in chicken nuggets and toiletries as I have been smuggling them to my hiding place beneath the cafeteria fryer. I have been living among the rats. At first they accepted me, but now they are scheming to get rid of me. However, a journalist's work is never done.
-Cannonball1, S.M.U journalist and editor.
1 month agoLike! 4 reekardoo
ReportYou shouldn't have smuggled nuggets near the rats... I fear that was their plan all along...1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportThey boost self esteem.1 month agoLike! 3 NitroAce
Report@Cannonball1:
What do you mean by it's 'not a prop'? :P
1 month agoLike! 2 DKong_5.4.12
Report@NitroAce
*facepalm* :P :P :P1 month agoLike! 2 DIN0
ReportI'm considering deleting my comments because pretty much all these comments are sort of spam.1 month agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report @Dino
Yes! We shall be known forever for the only CUUSOO project to go from 12,000 comments to 1,000.
I'll delete all my comments that are NOT on the SMU thread, because this thread has the best information.
1 month agoLike! 2 DIN0
ReportThats not exactly what I meant. :|1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportIf this thread goes, Space Troopers looses longest thread and Galaxy Command will have the longest thread dubbed Dogan's thread. That thread doesn't even stay on one topic.1 month agoLike! 4 DKong_5.4.12
ReportDIN0! They're not just SPAM... they're part of history! :D1 month agoLike! 3 orcawalis9
ReportYeah, DINO... history!1 month agoLike! 3 Tenebrae
ReportThis is all about SPA M (SPAce Marines)!
(Yes, F_Deity_Link, I included the space on purpose.) :P
1 month agoLike! 3 Lindel
ReportQuite a bit over 500 comments on here now.
-Lindel
1 month agoLike! 3 Lindel
Report@DINO: Don't delete your comments. Some of them may be spammy, but like the others said, they're part of history now. 
-Lindel
1 month agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
ReportBREAKING NEWS:
A criminal dressed as "Cookie Monster" steals the golden cookie from the Leibniz cookie company in Germany. The criminal sent pictures of themselves pretending to eat the cookie, as well as a note demanding that £1,000 be donated to animal shelters and send cookies to hospitalized children. The cookie has been returned and is being examined. S.M.U security has been increased in order to protect our beloved golden spinach leaf. Ah, who are kidding! No one will steal that.
1 month agoLike! 7 MrSeaborgium
Report@Cannonball: I heard about that. Most interesting news of the day :P1 month agoLike! 3 DIN0
ReportNo offense but I heard about that three days ago, what was really interesting was the meteor blast in Russia that happened today.1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportNews Update. Today H.U.N university. and SMU shall be facing off in a game of Ultimate Hot Potato.1 month agoLike! 4 destructor
Reportmr. Brickart, sir, i do have to say Space Marines University is started on
lego.com/messageboards, and my account is ghidora131
1 month agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
Report@Brikkart: You seem to forget that SMU and H.U.N.U exist in different dimensions. In this dimension, Earth is thriving and has many space colonies. However the Ugokins threaten both the colonies and Earth, which is why we the SPACE MARINES. In the other dimension, Earth was defeated by the Nebulons, and the Lone Survivors of their space Navy are on the Double Axe.1 month agoLike! 2 DraikNova
ReportThe day this thread dies is the day we've reused every horrible joke at least five times. Anyway, who let those roaches in my office? Die Galaxy Squad bugs!
With that minor hate over, may I ask what everyone's favorite vehicle is? Mine is the Bulwark Gunship.
1 month agoLike! 2 DKong_5.4.12
Report@MrSeaborgium
However, you overlook the fact that in this dimension HUN fans have started a university, no doubt to attempt to rival ours. :P :P :P
@DraikNova
I love that mini-tank from a while back, as well as the light one-man fighter.
1 month agoLike! 2 Cannonball1
ReportI still want to hear how that game of Ultimate Hot Potato turns out.1 month agoLike! 2 MrSeaborgium
Report@Cannonball1: H.U.N.U lost :-P1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportAt least it is one game where you don't have everyone trying to catch the ball if it goes out of bounds.1 month agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
Report@Brickkart
Ping Pong is the WORST!
1 month agoLike! 3 MrSeaborgium
Report@Brikkart: Ping Pong is a game of patience, self control, reflexes, timing, and coordination. Perfect for SMU. Plus, I love Ping Pong, even though i stink at it :P1 month agoLike! 2 MrSeaborgium
ReportOops *I*1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportWhat does ping pond have to do with SMU? Ultimate hot potato is much more exciting and SMU was the first college to have a team dedicated to this sport.1 month agoLike! 3 DKong_5.4.12
ReportIn other sports news, the two universities will be having relay races! H.U.N. University has put their best runners in the lineup (mostly Wolven). SMU will be showcasing their Space Bunnies (see below) in this race, however. :P
./\/\ 
(0.o)
(> <)
1 month agoLike! 3 reekardoo
ReportOnly vegetarian wolven were allowed to participate :D1 month agoLike! 3 Tenebrae
ReportGandalf: "These are Gundahim Wargs. They will outrun you."
Radagast: "These are Rhosgobel Rabbits. I'd like to see them try."
1 month agoLike! 4 Tohab
Report"Use the force, Harry." ~Gandalf.
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never check their validity." ~Abraham Lincoln.
"HELP! HELP! HELP!" ~innocent bystander watching his home being utterly obliterated by Ugokins
"We've come to rescue...! ...Uh-oh." ~Space Trooper/Marine team that arrived two hours late.
1 month agoLike! 2 DaVinciBrick
ReportIt's not "Gundahim" Wargs. It's "Gundabad".1 month agoLike! 2 CrevsDaak
Report@Mr. seaborgium I think the same of ping-pong, it is the sport of the jedi! :P1 month agoLike! 2 Tenebrae
Report@DaVinciBrick
I misheard Gandalf. Oops. :P
1 month agoLike! 2 DaVinciBrick
ReportThis thread is becoming more and more irrelevant. . .1 month agoLike! 4 kommando
ReportGC wolven champions celebrate second position in the games with rabbit stew.
Gold medal was later recovered after many hours in the bathroom.
1 month agoLike! 2 Lindel
ReportI agree, DaVinciBrick. We should steer the comments back toward Space Marines, or this thread might be deleted for spam. :S
-Lindel
1 month agoLike! 2 DKong_5.4.12
Report@Kommando
Space Bunnies aren't edible, they'd give the eaters incredible indigestion. A rancor tried one out in another galaxy. Three hours later, the rancor was found dead. :P
1 month agoLike! 3 Brickkart
ReportYes, Back to Space Marines. Maybe this thread should rest for a bit. It seems to be in no danger of being passed.1 month agoLike! 4 Brickkart
ReportBeing deleted seems to be a bigger threat.1 month agoLike! 4 101Wheeler
ReportWhatever anybody does, MAKE SURE THIS GLORIOUS THREAD DOES NOT GET DELETED!!! It would be so sad to see this thread go.1 month agoLike! 6 DH123
Report:P1 month agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
Report@Brikkart: Ultimate Hot Potato was denounced by members of the board of directors. Unfortunately(but in this case, fortunately) the founder does not have autonomous control over the university. Besides, the game eliminated to many of our recruits, and damaged the cafeteria building.1 month agoLike! 4 DraikNova
ReportOne question: When was this thread EVER relevant?1 month agoLike! 5 Cannonball1
Report@DraikNova
Why am I relevant? Why are you relevant? Why is this comment relevant? Why is this project relevant? Why is this website relevant? Why is the Internet relevant? Why is the world relevant? Why is our universe relevant?
1 month agoLike! 3 Tenebrae
Report@Cannonball1
Whyyyyyyy!?
1 month agoLike! 4 reaper101
ReportThank you guys for murdering my brain cells and my computers hard drive every time I open this thread.1 month agoLike! 3 KOjella
ReportWhoa, what a load of comments! Seriously guys, how many is that? 
Also, is SMU still taking applications for workers? I volunteer my brother as a taste tester. He's well qualified and will work for minimum wage. According to me. :P
1 month agoLike! 2 reaper101
ReportAnyway, a trio of ticked-off Wolven discovered a STU spy hiding in the storage closet, messing with their secret snack cache of tasty Suhraiyin arms. However, they were attacked by a swarm of space rats, leading one of them to detonate a Class III Nuclear Device. 
In related news, the Theater Department of HUNU is undergoing extensive renovation!
1 month agoLike! 1 DIN0
ReportLets shift gears a little bit. Is anyone saving money for when this comes out or are you going to buy it when you get the money? So immediately buy/pre-order or wait and buy it. I don't think I can wait so I will be buying as soon as I can.1 month agoLike! 3 101Wheeler
ReportI'm already saving up for it $$$!1 month agoLike! 3 KOjella
Report@DINO 
If you're going to shift gears and completely change the subject, make a new thread. This one is too long already.
1 month agoLike! 2 Brickkart
Report@Dino make a new thread for a new subject, this is about SMU.1 month agoLike! 2 DraikNova
ReportThis seems like more of a general discussion topic now.1 month agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
Report@Cannonball: We "perceive that we perceive, therefore we perceive that we exist"- Aristotle
And I might replace you with a new philosophy, if you are the philosophy tutor, and if I am in a position to replace you. Now where that darn SMU historian?
1 month agoLike! 3 MrSeaborgium
Report*tutor*1 month agoLike! 3 CrevsDaak
ReportWisdom may only be possessed by the learned.1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Report@DraikNova, all the time, discussion here were.
:P love Yoda1 month agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
Report@CrevsDaak
Yet, you must not confuse knowledge with wisdom.
_________________________________________
Philosophy is fun. :P Especially at SMU, where it's rather simple.
Ugokins = bad. 
:P :P :P1 month agoLike! 2 CrevsDaak
ReportI didn't confuse those words and their use, just I wrote the same that I read on the back part of the manual: BGEE: Mastering Melee and Magic, here the link, last page.
http://www.beamdog.com/files/bgee/BGManual2.pdf
and actually I wrote it bad.
Wisdom can only be possessed by the learned.
1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportI always had something to ask, and this time is who is PP??1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportPP has shown me the way to .....1 month agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
Report@CrevsDaak
"Purdue Pete".
1 month agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report PP is short for Perdu Pete, A project that Got 10,000 supporters in 3 days due to it being about a university with 40,000 students.
Comment# 13,131
1 month agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report @Tenebrae
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 second apart!
1 month agoLike! 2 CrevsDaak
ReportThanks Zproductions, I read Tenebrae's post but I didn't understand fine, thanks to you two!!
3 days!!! wow!
1 month agoLike! 2 Lindel
Report@CrevsDaak:
3 days is nothing. Minecraf got 10,000 in under 48 hours. =P
-Lindel
1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportI wasn't knowing, thanks for the info!!1 month agoLike! 0 CrevsDaak
Report@Lindel, what about counting the comments on this thread, did you remember...1 month agoLike! 1 Lindel
Report@CrevsDaak: No problem. What do you mean by your second comment? I'm not sure I quite understand your question.
-Lindel
1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportIf you could count the comments... could you??
:P1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
Reportthis is the comment #626, uh, I think, only approximate it is in between 23 & 26...
(Talking Seriously).
1 month agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
Report@Dkong: Philosophy is not simple at SMU. We ask questions like "what is the essence of an Ugokins"? "Is an Ugokin part of a hive mind or individual creature"? Do Ugokins has essential forms, or simply accidental forms? Are they a perversion of nature? Whence came the Ugokins?1 month agoLike! 4 DraikNova
ReportThey came...FROM THE DEEP!
Please ignore that. Anyway, I wonder if, if this gets passed and if it gets turned into a full-fledged theme, we will see some sets focusing on the Ugokins instead of them always being little side-models.
1 month agoLike! 1 Lindel
Report@CrevsDaak: If I could count the comments, then I could, yes. Would I? I suppose, if I found time, I would recount them. 
@MrSeabprgium: Indeed. I used to be a teacher of Philosophy, but I tried to find definitive answers for such questions, which would put all teachers of Philosophy, so they switched me to Ugokin Studies. =P
-Lindel
1 month agoLike! 1 CrevsDaak
ReportThanks, because I found it Boooring!! And I think we need to count them to know how many comments are in the largest LEGO Cuusoo thread!1 month agoLike! 1 StrikeFire
ReportI am currently going to the SMU Cafe in the Marine Shopping Plaza. Anyone want to come with me to drink coffee and eat a sandwich or a burger? ;)1 month agoLike! 1 DIN0
ReportFinish this sentence, Space _______ .1 month agoLike! 1 F_Deity_Link
Report@DINO
Marines.
1 month agoLike! 3 Zproductions
Report @DINO
Mar-oopers
1 month agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
Report@DIN0
is the area that all matter occupies.
1 month agoLike! 2 F_Deity_Link
Report@DINO
is what Outer Space is full of.
is so not what a storage room is filled with.
1 month agoLike! 2 StrikeFire
Report@Forgeting_Dynamite_Lot (F_Deity_Link)
OK......
1 month agoLike! 1 MrSeaborgium
Report@DIN0: That's not a sentence it's a phrase.1 month agoLike! 1 KOjella
Report@everyone
Thanks a lot guys, now every time I try to comment here it takes forever to load :P
1 month agoLike! 1 ERROR60253
ReportIf this thread was deleted, the number of comments would take a HUGE (not yelling) hit!1 month agoLike! 1 101Wheeler
ReportBREAKING NEWS! At SMU, things have been the same for a few months... until the rare ingredients that might be able to stop the Ugokin forces goes missing! All the SMU students, teachers, etc are being questioned. We will be back fo further updates. And now for the weather. Sunny and hot, with high chances for a light rain shower at 9:00PM...1 month agoLike! 2 Cannonball1
ReportAnd when we say a light rain shower, we mean a LIGHT rain shower. A nearby star seems to have exploded...30 days agoLike! 2 NitroAce
ReportI have a question: Which head controls the body of an Alquiran?28 days agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report Sadly, that both control the body simultaneously... O.o28 days agoLike! 3 Lindel
Report@Zproductions
Indeed. It takes a lot of cooperation, teamwork, and trust. 
-Lindel
28 days agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report and hope that one head doesn't do anything stupid! :P28 days agoLike! 2 Cannonball1
ReportStrait from The Alien Psychology Journal: The Alquiran is one of the universe's oldest races, their origins traced back as far as the second century of human history. The Alquirans believe that an alien with two heads is superior to other races (This assumption has resulted in many quarrels including vaporization and "accidents" with hazardous unapproved teleportation devices). Many young Alquirans do attend etiquette classes in order to become more acquainted with their other half.28 days agoLike! 2 KOjella
ReportStudies at SMU are being conducted to test the theory that each head of the Alquarian has a different part of the brain, and therefore need to work together to achieve full intelligence. 
Volunteers are needed so the brain surgery can begin immediately. Any takers?
28 days agoLike! 3 Zproductions
Report B_Alquiran will gladly donate his two brains for the research and study, only his brains are still active, although we can't say the same for his body... sniff...28 days agoLike! 3 Zproductions
Report @Cannonball1
Have our new advances in technology accepted or declined the theory of a new earth, or do they know how old the earth is, and was it created old, and what was it created by?
28 days agoLike! 2 KOjella
ReportThanks to B_Alquiran for his donation to science. A moment of quiet on the campus when the results are announced will be requested in his memory.
Should we have a memorial service? I think a statue would be in order. I'll send for the fine arts class to get to work on that right away.
28 days agoLike! 3 Zproductions
Report I part time run the Fine Arts class, up next in our curriculum is lost wax casting with radio-active blue-toneum, should we just use stainless steel? And B_Alquiran all ready deserves a statue, in memory of him and FDL.27 days agoLike! 3 Zproductions
Report Us over at the Fine arts class will get right to it, It should be done in about a week, but how big do you want it, Life Sized, twice Life sized, or cubed life size!27 days agoLike! 3 KOjella
ReportIt's up to the Fine Arts students, but I expect to be IMPRESSED!
And is the radio-active blue-tonem still active? If so, I shouldn't have to remind you to be super careful with it. The slightest vibrations will activate the toxins and then it's only a matter of days before the explosion. Otherwise, it will do nicely for the statue.
27 days agoLike! 3 Cannonball1
ReportI saw a guy wearing an Aperture Laboratories T-shirt. I think today is the happiest day of my life.26 days agoLike! 4 ultron32
ReportI have a friend who has that shirt. =) You can buy 'em at thinkgeek.com. 
I understand if this comment is removed, it's most definitely off topic. Just a shout out.
26 days agoLike! 2 DraikNova
ReportProfessor DraikNova has recently been assigned the position of head of SMU Choir. In other news, sales of earplugs have skyrocketed. :)22 days agoLike! 3 DKong_5.4.12
ReportCoincidentally, I'm sure. :P22 days agoLike! 3 BrickCity108
ReportIs it too late to apply for SMU?22 days agoLike! 1 Brickkart
Report@Redkoopa actually, no, We have no one teaching anything related to medical school, so if you are talented in that area, you may teach.22 days agoLike! 1 booch
Reportokay then I'm the guy who makes all the inventions!!21 days agoLike! 1 Ouflah
ReportIf I may, I believe I'll reclaim my job as a Space Reporter along with CannonBall.21 days agoLike! 1 seibsp
ReportI'll train the new recruits21 days agoLike! 1 KOjella
ReportI will conduct studies to try and learn more about Ugokin weaknesses and how to make the Alquarian stronger. You can call me Professor KO :P21 days agoLike! 1 Brickkart
Report@booch I believe we already have a weapons designer.20 days agoLike! 1 Ouflah
ReportNow for our weather:
Today our planet is going to be evacuated shortly because of a sporadic weather disaster occurring in the next few days. A huge radioactive meteor has exploded and will be causing heavy showers. Meteor showers, that is. After that, the planet is expected to be conveniently rid of the debris by burning under the heat of a star expecting to explode in the near vicinity. Re-population will start the following week.
20 days agoLike! 2 Zproductions
Report I will reclaim my job as the head Engineer/ Weapons Designer/ Ship Designer/ Fine Arts Teacher.20 days agoLike! 1 StrikeFire
ReportI'll make the summer break classes!20 days agoLike! 1 101Wheeler
ReportI'll reclaim my job as General Wheeler and part time trainer/weapons teacher/engineer. Oh and Ouflah, you might want to include that we've intercepted decoded a secret message from the Ugokins. It says that they are going to attack SMU!20 days agoLike! 2 101Wheeler
ReportI meant after include to say "in your next report".20 days agoLike! 1 Ouflah
ReportJust in, folks! The Ugokins plan to attack SMU! Many questions are being asked. What about the evacuation? Why, that is precisely why they chose this time! While we're waiting for our planet to recover, they will attack in Space! But fear not, one of the teachers says, "This is great! It's the perfect time to test my classes in-space combat tactics!" However, this sudden enthusiasm has not eased the fears of some.20 days agoLike! 1 Ouflah
Report*class's20 days agoLike! 1 booch
ReportI'll train spys!!!!
I'll send some spys to the ugokin planets to get more info about the attack
20 days agoLike! 1 101Wheeler
ReportI'll stay behind to protect SMU, even though it is raining (asteroids!!!) outside. But I'll need a rather large squad to stop an invasion! Who's with me? And Ouflah, since you're covering the news, are you willing to stay behind with me so we can tell our evacuated comrades what's happening?20 days agoLike! 2 101Wheeler
ReportAnd booch, if you want to you can train some SMs to help hold down the base, your more than welcome to!20 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report As some of you might know, the rare Blue-tonem (BL2EM) is highly explosive and toxic when exposed to frequent vibrations! With the force field we put around it keeping it safe from smudges and asteroids, a Ugokin attack would surly cause drastic over exposure, collapsing the force field, and setting off the highly toxic toxins in the Blue-tonem (BL2EM). And like Professor. KO, it's only a matter of time until the explosion. Brace yourself, we must protect that statue!19 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report If you are wandering why we used such a deadly material, is because it's only deadly in it's basic form, BL2EM, when exposed to rapid heat and pressure, the atoms in the element move more rapidly than vibrations from force. Thus, causing it to harden into BL2E=MC.Est2, one of the most beautiful metals in the known universe. If we can keep that statue intact after the attack, then we can finish it, and than it will add yet another fond memory of the Space Marines *cough* Troopers!19 days agoLike! 1 DraikNova
ReportProfessor DraikNova has recently been fired from his position as Weapons Designer at SMU after creating an explosive where the TRIGGER explodes. Applicants for the position are lining up.19 days agoLike! 1 Ouflah
ReportThat trigger exploding is something, ain't it, Cannonball? 
Next on the news, I will be joining Wheeler to protect the base, the most important part being the statue. Why, must we protect it?
Ahem...
Well, on a marine training academy, we used materials which become toxic if exposed to *ahem* frequent vibrations. 
Back to you, Cannonball/Someone else who's a reporter! 
So once exposed to rapid heat and pressure, said material is non-toxic...right?
19 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report Yes sir, over a slight difference from shacking and vibrating, the material becomes a deadly weapon and/or a beautiful metal. Also, we are thinking about making BL2EM grenades, but that is still on the drawing boards, mainly because while running with it, it become toxic and deadly, so transportation is quite difficult. We are thinking of a plasma/high pollomer water to safely secure the grenade, kind of like the water fairies on Tinkerbell... umm... signing out...19 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report BL2EM = Toxic
BL2E=MC.Ech2 = Beautiful metal
19 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report Official Periodic Table Entry,
Bluetonem=MC.Esch squared
.......................46.........................
...........BL2E=MC.Esch2.............
..................106.42.......................
19 days agoLike! 1 booch
Reportthe spys are back with some important news. the ugokin have created a new air ship that's meteorite-proof. they plan to attack from the skies. we need more soldiers to protect the SMU!!!19 days agoLike! 1 KOjella
ReportUh oh, we need a plasma shock-proof case for that statue NOW or else it'll blow up the university! Hurry, before the Ugokins start dropping bombs!! This is a code red, I repeat, a code red!19 days agoLike! 1 KOjella
Report*Ugokin19 days agoLike! 1 reaper101
ReportNo worries! The meteor shielding on the Ugokin ships failed! They're out of control and headin.....straight...... for..... the..... statue. RUN!19 days agoLike! 1 KOjella
ReportAHH! I hope all the students have taken the emergency evacuation class because now they're going to need every skill they learned! Sound the alarm!19 days agoLike! 1 Tenebrae
ReportDon't worry, everyone! I have summoned Santa Claus! He has used the power of Christmas joy to save everyone and destroy all the remaining Ugokins! He's going back home now; it's March, so he's on vacation.19 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report Yay! Thanks Santa! See you again next December!19 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report Why did KOJella delete her comment?19 days agoLike! 1 DIN0
ReportBecause it was off topic.19 days agoLike! 1 KOjella
ReportWhat comment? And DIN0, how is that considered spam and nothing else is?18 days agoLike! 1 booch
Reportwell Santa did save the space troopers, right?18 days agoLike! 0 Zproductions
Report Wait, Space Troopers are the elite form of Space Marines, training at SMU you are considered a Space Marine. When you graduate SMU, you become a Space Trooper.18 days agoLike! 0 Tenebrae
Report@DIN0
Actually, if we were simply talking about Santa Claus, it would be spam. However, we were discussing how Santa saved the Space Marines, which is perfectly on-topic. :P Besides, Santa is a retired Space Marine; that red suit is actually his armor.
18 days agoLike! 2 booch
Reporthe was a good soldier, that commander clause. :P18 days agoLike! 0 101Wheeler
Report(walkie talkie crackle to life on your belt) This is Commander Wheeler. Can anyone hear me?During the Ugokin invasion of SMU they stole the top secret chemicals newly discovered that can lead to a scientific breakthrough! Luckily, I sneaked onto there ship just as it took off. I hid in the operating system. But one of the gears moved and clamped down on my leg! Thus I am trapped. We have to keep those chemicals from reaching the Ugokin Headquarters! We are at the -------------------------------18 days agoLike! 2 KOjella
ReportUh oh, Commander Wheeler, come in! I desperately need those chemicals to create a top-secret formula that could lead to...er...top secret results. Do you read me? Do you need backup?18 days agoLike! 0 booch
Reportdon't worry! we have activated the GPS on commander wheelers suit!! we are coming to get the chemicals!!! oh yah, and to save you to.18 days agoLike! 0 101Wheeler
Report(just so that you know, the ---------------- means that my walkie-talkie broke. I wonder what could've happened...)17 days agoLike! 0 Tenebrae
Report@Commander Wheeler
You don't need a walkie-talkie; just keep posting on CUUSOO.
16 days agoLike! 0 booch
Reportoh no, the GPS has disconnected! I think Commander Wheeler has been captured!! I will get a search party to try to find him. anybody want to join?16 days agoLike! 0 KOjella
ReportUh oh, if the Ugokin figure out the secrets of those toxins we are all doomed!! I'll join the search party. We need to get started ASAP before something happens to those toxins or Commander Wheeler!16 days agoLike! 0 DraikNova
ReportIn the aftermath of the `explosive statue` incident, DraikNova has been appointed head of the previously non-existent `Department of Mad Science`. Rumor says that DraikNova was planning to try and refine the material into an offensive device and that the faculty of the university decided that putting him in another building would at least contain the damage.15 days agoLike! 0 GreyDolphin
ReportBreaking News:
A genetically altered woodchuck has escaped from his atomically simplified wood cage! Do not be worried, the bravest Marines on campus have gone to recapture it. If it approaches you, just hope it has no atomically simplified wood nearby, and crouch while covering your head.
14 days agoLike! 0 booch
Reportokay everyone, professor KO and I ( and some soldiers) have left to find commander wheeler!! first we we will go to where we last tracked him on the GPS before it went out... near the prentis black hole14 days agoLike! 0 DraikNova
ReportNow, we return to the woodchuck story. Apparently, professor DraikNova has managed to capture and subdue the woodchuck by trapping it with a system of what he calls "sonic deterrents", which in reality are simply recordings of SMU Choir.14 days agoLike! 1 booch
Reportbooch's blog
okay, we have reached the black hole! we have sent mini ships to all planets close to us to try to find the ugokin base where they are bringing the chemicals. While I wait I guess I'll just.. whoa! something is happening! oh no, we're getting sucked into the black hole!! alert alert!
13 days agoLike! 0 101Wheeler
ReportHey everyone! It's Commander Wheeler here with booch, professor KO on the latest news about my disappearance. Once the Ugokin ship neared the black hole, it started to go out of control. So I sized my chance. I pulled with all my strength and got free of the bar that was pinning me down. I went up to the control center and fought my way to the chemicals. Then I busted a window and jumped out. Then I had no idea what to do, as my oxygen was limited. Luckily, booch and professor KO came in their13 days agoLike! 2 101Wheeler
Reportship. But the black hole was sucking them in! But then, a huge solar wind blew them and me out of the black hole's gravitational pull. Then they took me back to SMU. So we have the chemicals---what's that random nameless SM scientist? WHAT?!?! OK. Turns out in the mess of the failed Ugokin invasion that the chemicals had been swapped by some SMU student's grape juice! The REAL chemicals were here in SMU all along!!!13 days agoLike! 2 reaper101
ReportWe have a problem.
The mastermind behind all of the recent insanity is none other than ex-computer teacher Hal "The Reaper" Ninetousand! He cloned an army of genetically altered woodchucks, and they are headed right for Professor Draiknovas lab.
On second thought...let's just sit back and watch the fireworks.
10 days agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
Report*DraikNova listens to SMU Choir recordings* :P10 days agoLike! 1 reaper101
ReportIn related news, 27 SMU students suffered severe nuclear sunburn while watching the genetically altered woodchucks being turned into chunky salsa.10 days agoLike! 1 Cannonball1
Report@reaper101
The University's microwave is currently under inspection.
8 days agoLike! 3 Tenebrae
ReportIf CUUSOO decides to release this as a theme, I wonder how the second season would be.8 days agoLike! 2 101Wheeler
Report???5 days agoLike! 0 101Wheeler
Report@ Skull_Kid, heat comes in waves, and they are small in a microwave compared to regular heat waves from the sun. Thus one explanation for "Microwave." But this is getting a little off topic, talking about microwaves and chipmunks. Lets just stick to talking about SM and SMU.4 days agoLike! 1 101Wheeler
Report@reaper101 I just wana let you know that I didn't copy you. I was typing my comment while you were typing yours, and thus I didn't see yours. Funny, we were both typing basically the same thing at the same time!4 days agoLike! 1 Zproductions
Report Off topic commenting, come on, why is it so hard to keep things on topic?4 days agoLike! 0 Tenebrae
ReportLet's try to get back on track, shall we? Okay, anyone, what do you think the second season will be like?4 days agoLike! 1 DKong_5.4.12
ReportUm, we'd hope it would have something to do with Space Marines.
Unless Disney bought it. D:
Back to Space Marines, second season starts out with a trip to Arukunia to investigate the recent Ugokin sightings.
4 days agoLike! 0 StrikeFire
ReportI will step down as a teacher of SMU and become a student!
(sounds weird, huh?)
3 days agoLike! 0 Cannonball1
ReportAnd in the first season, we discovered that the commander has a long lost brother from a distant planet, who an evil power-sucking alien criminal is, and got a detailed and slightly disturbing lesson on why Shrakes have a fear of Porta-Potties.4 hours agoLike! 0  
21 days ago
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ReportNo comments here in NINE days? What has happened to SMU? I'm heading back from my mission to check...11 days agoLike! 2 DraikNova 
ReportAn absence of comments is practically weirder than the other stuff that's happened here. :)11 days agoLike! 2101Wheeler 
ReportBreaking news! I just got back to SMU, but nobody's there! If any of you can hear me, come to SMU! We need to band together to try and find everyone!10 days agoLike! 2DKong_5.4.12 
ReportMeanwhile, Ugokins are being driven out of the Pruydus sector...10 days agoLike! 1101Wheeler 
ReportDK! You're back! What's going on?10 days agoLike! 1DKong_5.4.12 
ReportThe woodchucks took over the cafeteria... apparently they thought they were six-star chefs. The cafeteria exploded, spewing radiation and various food bits everywhere...10 days agoLike! 1KOjella 
ReportEveryone evacuated! But we don't know if it's safe yet...radiation is everywhere.... Commander Wheeler, you'd better get out of there ASAP until we can run some tests!Who knows what could happen when exposed to that much pure, woodchuck radiation?10 days agoLike! 1Zproductions 
ReportO_O The statue...10 days agoLike! 1KOjella 
ReportZproductions, you don't think.....Oh no, this is bad, this is very bad!9 days agoLike! 1Tenebrae 
ReportThe statue ran away. The Fine Arts Department was too cheap to make a real statue, so they just covered some guy in grey stuff. The warnings were to keep people away so they wouldn't discover the truth. Well, the secret's out. :P9 days agoLike! 1Cannonball1 
ReportHat Day on campus went awry when a horrible case of extraterrestrial head lice spread and evolved rapidly. The university's science department has decided that the only way to eradicate the lice is too boil a giant bucket of radioactive mayonnaise and dump it on the streets. In other news, university officials have asked all students to hand over their milk, egg yolk, vinegar, and nuclear waste.9 days agoLike! 1101Wheeler 
ReportHey everyone! Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm OK. Apparently, my custom armor I made myself protects me against radioactive material! I guess you learn something new every day! Oh, and with the head lice, I have an evil idea. Let's give them to the ugokins!9 days agoLike! 2Ouflah 
ReportHello Space Marine University! I had a little accident with the camera a few minutes ago before the broadcast, and was electrocuted.I'm okay.Hello Space Marine University! I had a little accident with the camera...7 days agoLike! 3101Wheeler 
ReportSomeone call 9117 days agoLike! 1Cannonball1 
ReportCall in the army! Oh wait...7 days agoLike! 1Keeli101 
ReportI spent an hour reading this chain.7 days agoLike! 1DKong_5.4.12 
Report@Keeli
Impressive. :P7 days ago
Like! 1din0m1te 
ReportMan, it takes some time to load the comments due to this long thread.6 days agoLike! 1Ouflah 
ReportAlright, I really am normal. Do you notice how my speech is not repeating?The camera's fine too. Its tri-hover base was a little damaged, but we got that fixed.
I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say during the broadcast, but I'm sure this "shocking" news will suffice. :P6 days ago
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Report@DKong, I had nothing better to do, so why not?6 days agoLike! 1Alden51 
ReportI'm impressed it only took an hour. :P
Btw, is what I heard on the wiki about Tim giving on/off-topic immunity to this thread correct?3 days ago
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ReportYes, we have sealed a peace treaty with He Who Controls The Universe (aka Tim) and he has promised to keep the university safe from harm.3 days agoLike! 1GreyDolphin 
ReportWarning: An army of large woodchucks armed with spatulas is approaching the SMU hangar. Under no circumstances should you let one into your spaceship, as having genetically altered woodchucks on the ground is this university's problem, but we wouldn't want an entirely new enemy to fight in the air...
Then again, this would make for a very interesting second wave of sets.2 days ago
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ReportI've been trained for this!Lets make those woodchucks sorry!2 days agoLike! 1Ouflah 
ReportJust in! How much wood can a genetically altered woodchuck chuck? Who cares? There's some terrible danger coming to our space cadets! Genetically altered woodchucks will be another of our enemies, if we don't stop them...
Meanwhile, a certain cadet seems to have been trained in the art of fighting woodchucks... interesting.2 days ago
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ReportI've never been trained for mutant woodchucks, but I am a fighter! And also a commander, weapons expert etc. I say we should go out and meet this new threat, and defeat it once and for all, no matter the danger or the time it will take! One way or another, I'm going. Who's with me?!1 day agoLike! 2CrevsDaak 
ReportI'd have been trained better than Chucked Woodchucking Norrichucks.And my time at SMU was more than 3,083 years, Elves go to SMU too!!1 day agoLike! 1KOjella 
ReportAll right! I'll be in the lab trying to discover what a mutant woodchuck's weakness is if you need me!1 day agoLike! 1Ouflah 
ReportI'll be in the woodchuck hordes fighting alongside you guys!..while getting some good footage of the action.1 day agoLike! 1Karmaflea 
ReportWhy not mutating Chuck Norris to fight mutant Woodchucks?1 day agoLike! 0Karmaflea 
ReportI'm here on behalf of HUNCU (HUN Central University) for an exchange student program. The point is to create a bridge between both universities and gain credits wether your a marine or a commando.1 day agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  I shall envelop the woodchucks into the embrace of the Rift.22 hours agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  I was told that the woodchucks are a digital creation.22 hours agoLike! 0 DraikNova 
ReportNow, professor DraikNova of the Mad Science department has developed the recently found extraterrestrial head lice into a bioweapon, available at all local pet stores :) .20 hours agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  So how are they sold? Collected in a can, in capsules individually, or scooped out of a cage?20 hours agoLike! 0Tenebrae 
Report@Storm1812Nope. They're sold as "all you can eat".19 hours agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  Hey, what exactly does it take for a Space Trooper to kill/capture/restrain a woodchuck?18 hours agoLike! 0reekardoo 
Report@ recent lice discussion: YUCK!16 hours agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  That's what I was thinking, Reekardo. (goes into SMU bathroom and makes a violent fluid release from mouth)14 hours agoLike! 0Tenebrae 
ReportI figured I might as well say something before we all started talking about lice on SMU.14 hours agoLike! 0KOjella 
ReportSMU has been reduced to talking about lice? These are dark times in the galaxy.13 hours agoLike! 0din0m1te 
ReportThis comment chain changes topic faster than Ugokins reproduce.12 hours agoLike! 0Brickkart 
ReportTechnically all this relates to what is going on at SMU, though I really didn't envision the thread becoming about woodchucks and lice. :S2 hours agoLike! 0Ouflah 
Report@din0m1te...and it's longer than all of them put together.1 hour agoLike! 0 DraikNova 
ReportThat's why we should stop posting here, before we all get extreme schizophrenia.1 hour agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  The greater the size, the greater of what is contained within.8 minutes agoLike! 0Storm1812 
Report  Hey, I thought I saw an Alquiran corpse in the bathroom (see above). Are Alquirans poisioned by lice or something?7 minutes agoLike! 0DandB1 
ReportTo me, this is the longest comment thread EVER!2 minutes agoLike! 0
 
Storm1812 
Report unReport...and what happened with the woodchucks? Did the head lice get them?4 days ago Like! 1 
 
Ouflah 
Report unReportOh! Oh! It's 13,113 comments! Savor this moment!Oh...I just made it 13,114. Sorry. :P3 days ago Like! 2 
 
101Wheeler 
Report unReport@Storm1812 That was me. I bought a bunch of DraikNova's head lice, and gave it to the Mutated 'Munks (catchy huh?). So, have any of you guys heard of any Ugokins lately? Either we defeated them or something fishy is going on... looks over at busted aquarium with goldfish flopping about on the wet floor. (sighs) Seriously. I MENT FISHY AS IN WIERD!!! (sighs again).3 days ago Like! 2 
 
101Wheeler 
Report unReport@DandB1 This IS the longest comment thread on this website.3 days ago Like! 2 
 
101Wheeler 
Report unReportHey, just noticed, this thread is half a year old. Times have changed. Meanwhile, SMU is planning a celebration to commemorate these six, long, productive months.3 days ago Like! 3 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportHopefully we won't get an distress call in the middle of the ceremony.3 days ago Like! 1 
 
Ouflah 
Report unReportWell, now, of course there will be. Good job, Storm.3 days ago Like! 1 
 
KOjella 
Report unReportA celebration? Fun! But please, no statues!3 days ago Like! 0 
DraikNova 
Report unReportConsidering what we've been discussing for what must be at least 500 comments by now, I believe this party will give me lasting trauma :)3 days ago Like! 1 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportI was told that someone left an Ugokin robot in a closet.3 days ago Like! 1 
 
101Wheeler 
Report unReportLets hang him the robot on the ceiling of the ball room! I also just got word that the ceremony will be tonight! I wonder if Nick or the head of SMU (Space Marines Universe-aka Tim) will show up...2 days ago Like! 2 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportHe's not the head of SMU, he's the governor of Planet CUUSOO.2 days ago Like! 1 
 
101Wheeler 
Report unReportI meant SMU as in SM Universe. Meaning that he is the Governor of SM as well as the rest of cuusoo.2 days ago Like! 1 
 
101Wheeler 
Report unReportJust noticed, I didn't mean to type "him" the robot. Just "the robot" Lol.2 days ago Like! 1 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportNeed to bump up comments.2 days ago Like! 0 
 
Tenebrae 
Report unReportFellow Space Marines, I have received important information: from now on, every time someone mentions lice or woodchucks on the SMU thread, Tim bans a kitten.2 days ago Like! 1 
 
din0m1te 
Report unReport@Tenebrae oh no not this again! You remember what happened last time! With the lives of innocent puppies and kittens! No just no! Not again. *slaps himself*2 days ago Like! 1 
 
Tenebrae 
Report unReport@din0m1teThat's ironic, coming from you. :P Don't worry, their lives are not at stake, just their accounts.1 day ago Like! 1 
 
din0m1te 
Report unReportI know I started it last time, but for the sake of kittens and puppies not again.1 day ago Like! 1 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportThis is the worst example of martial law. Why is Tim putting thousands of animals(' accounts) at risk in order to make a point? This is sinister, unconstitutional, malicious, and cruel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:REICHSTAG1 day ago Like! 1 
 
travel-man 
Report unReportHow did this little argument start? I lost track.1 day ago Like! 1 
 
DandB1 
Report unReportCongrats, Brickkart, for the longest comment thread EVER. To what Tenebrae said, let's ban some kittens! :P W1 day ago Like! 1 
 
Tenebrae 
Report unReportDoes anybody else miss talking about Space Marines?1 day ago Like! 1 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReport@Tenebrae: No.1 day ago Like! 0 
 
Tenebrae 
Report unReport@Storm1812I figured as much.23 hours ago Like! 0 
 
Elvishbrick 
Report unReportlol I almost crashed my computer when I hit "View all comments" for this. xP21 hours ago Like! 0 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportAttention Space Marines: SMUcam has spotted vessels belonging to the Knights of Paladas, aka the Order of the Sacred Pickle. This aliens hold pickles as sacred, ever since they were first introduced to the food by explorers. Since then, they've.. Oh no! They're attacking! Run for cover! AUGH! I just got shot through the heard by a picle and--- (end transmission)20 hours ago Like! 0 
 
GreenLead 
Report unReportJust as well.
It appears that the campus security's armory has recently received a shipment of new anti-personnel ordnance.
These so-called HHG-333s seems to be activated by removing the cross-like arming pin at the top of the jewel-encrusted spherical casing, before being thrown at the enemy. Auditory confirmation of arming comes in the form of a prerecorded audio snippet of "Hallelujah!", before detonating and destroying everything in a three metre radius.
Help yourselves to one, guys.18 hours ago Like! 0 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportHallelujah! (subsequent explosion destroys east bathrooms)18 hours ago Like! 0 
 
Tenebrae 
Report unReportA new explosive device? That explains what happened this morning.
"Hallelujah!"*BOOM*Me: "Come on, the choir wasn't that bad!"14 hours ago Like! 0 
 
monkeyrobot1 
Report unReportThe choir was probably really bad @Tenebrae14 hours ago Like! 0 
 
Tenebrae 
Report unReport@monkeyrobot1Considering that it was the bomb singing and not an actual choir, I don't think it really matters. :P13 hours ago Like! 0 
DraikNova 
Report unReport*A rather large explosion comes from the building used for choir practice*
And that's why the SMU choir has been banned from seventeen planets.2 hours ago Like! 2 
 
Storm1812 
Report unReportHallelujah (boom),Hallelujah (boom),Hallelujah! (boom) Hallelujah! (boom) Ha-le-lu-jah! (b-o-o-m)1 hour ago Like! 0 
 
Zproductions 
Report unReport  [1]Umm... Is this for a Christmas performance, because I haven't heard the Hallelujah (BOOM) chorus since, and I've gone to church every Sunday and Wednesday! :P In fact, I'll walk into my part of the church and they're playing Gangam style! Along with Lecrae and other singers/rappers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYnA3yt8_yg Lecrae.
1 month ago
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Report  The Hallelujah (boom) chorus isn't limited to Christmas time.1 month agoLike! 1mudkip431 
Reporthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcwWl5JBnoU vs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDHxnd6VFWs :Handel vs. Lecrae... Let us call it a tie.1 month agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  I know--we'll post a music video of the Hallelujah (boom) chorus. Every time the choir says Hallelujah (boom), we add an explosion sound effect.1 month agoLike! 1Zproductions 
ReportI'd show that to my church! XD I don't think they'll play it though...Go to Finalcutking's website to get a free bomb sound effects, your welcome!1 month agoLike! 0DKong_5.4.12 
Report@Windwaker
I love Skillet! But what does that have to do with Space Marines, err, Troopers?
*Marine enters simulation room**Combat simulation begins**Virtual Ugokins rush in**Marine turns on "Monster" in his helmet**Marine blasts virtual Ugokins to LEGO bits*1 month agoLike! 2DandB1 
ReportSkillet: (electric guitar) (BOOM) (drums) (BOOM) Me: HAHAHA!! (This is so off-topic.)1 month agoLike! 1Zproductions 
ReportGuys! Lecrae has a song called Hallelujah, and it's on-topic! It talks about LEGO!http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=uq4taJAoIUc&NR=1
Stacking their money up like it's LEGO (LEGO)1 month ago
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ReportAlso, I've seen Skillet 6 times live, the pyro-Technics never get old, and Jen Legger's drum solos are worth the price of admission ($10) (Winter Jam!) Also, I'm the other marine that is playing that song in their helmet, as a team, we're unstoppable! We should get the Alquarians to here that song! :P1 month agoLike! 1Elvishbrick 
ReportWow when I began following this thread my activity feed went up by like 100 posts because you guys post here at like 1 post per second. xP1 month agoLike! 2reekardoo 
ReportA small gift from Galaxy Command to all Space Marine forces.http://www.flickr.com/photos/79651650@N03/8719415939/in/photostream
Cheers!1 month agoLike! 8Zproductions 
Report@reekardooWhaaaa?http://www.flickr.com/photos/79651650@N03/8706148539/in/photostream/
Looks awesome!1 month ago
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ReportWow, I hope SMU has put in a few orders! :P1 month agoLike! 2 DraikNova 
ReportThat's one of the best LEGO Mechs I've seen. And the first actually on-topic post I've seen here in over five months.1 month agoLike! 5Storm1813.5 
Report  DraikNova has insulted the spirit of the Space Marines. He will now be banished for eternity.
Hallelujah! (boom)
By the way, that pickle that was shot at me is still eating off of my bloodstream... any suggestions on how to fix this?1 month ago
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Report@Storm1812Eat it instead.1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  It's probably poisoned. Not my best option.1 month agoLike! 3Tenebrae 
Report@Storm1812If it's already in your bloodstream, then I don't think eating it would make things much worse. :P1 month agoLike! 4Storm1813.5 
Report  Oh, right.
BTW, what kind of medical care can SMU give me?1 month ago
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Report@Storm
The medics at SMU are THE BEST. In fact, they're so good they never use painkillers in their procedures. :P1 month ago
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Report  Alright. I'll take your word for it.(Eats Pickle, then collapses onto the floor, the skin is blackened and slightly glowing)1 month agoLike! 4DandB1 
ReportCan I have a bite? :P1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  Nope, already at it. I could find a way for you to get a bite, but that would be disturbing...(Wait, I'm conscious again? Wow, SMU medicine is good...1 month agoLike! 4Zproductions 
ReportUniverse's finest!1 month agoLike! 2mudkip431 
Report@our previous conversation (Hallelujah)-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f478jXQHSSE
I like Sidewalk Prophets better than Lecrae.
@Original post (which makes this comment on topic)
I will teach Actuarial Science and Law.1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  Mudkip, you forgot the "BOOM".
I will be science teacher's demonstrator. In other words, I make stuff go boom.1 month ago
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Report@Zproductions!
Yes, it is! :D
*hears screaming in background*1 month agoLike! 3Megagodzilla 
ReportIf this university thing goes on, then can I be the teacher who gives students detention for doing nothing? ( YOU HAVE DETENTION BECAUSE YOU SAT IN YOUR CHAIR!)1 month agoLike! 3reaper101 
ReportOK, we now have a situation. Several shipments of HHG-333's somehow fell through a time portal, and ended up in the Middle Ages. This cannot be good.1 month agoLike! 3reaper101 
ReportAlso, a Space Bunny guarding the shipments went with them.1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  @reaper:I hope these machines are longbow-resistant, otherwise, we're in big trouble...Have you followed the Space Bunny's tracking signal?1 month agoLike! 3reaper101 
ReportYes. Vitals indicate high levels of aggression. The Space Bunny is likely to attack anyone who comes near it.As for the HHG's, the worst that could happen would be someone figuring out how to use it...1 month agoLike! 3Tenebrae 
ReportI wonder how the Space Bunny kept its job after devouring all the golden pikpik carrots. (5 points if you get the reference)1 month agoLike! 3Nightwing20 
ReportYou know, when this passes review, it would be good to make a Space Troopers University set, with a 3-storey modular featuring an explosion feature on the back wall of the cafeteria, an Ugokin walker, a hangar with a mini speeder, at least two classrooms and includes four Space Troopers, a proffesor, an Ugokin, a chef and mechanic.1 month agoLike! 3 DraikNova 
ReportYou do know that a Cuusoo project only results in one set, right?1 month agoLike! 4Storm1813.5 
Report  @Tenebrae: Pikmin, right?@Nighwing20 and DraikNova: that is off topic for this thread.1 month agoLike! 3Tenebrae 
Report@Storm1812You have won 5 points.
Anyway, the SMU model idea has been tossed around before.1 month ago
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ReportHey, anyone seen or heard of any Ugokins lately? Did we beat them or are they planning something?1 month agoLike! 3101Wheeler 
ReportBTW, I just thought of something. If the head of the galaxy doesn't like us, it WILL destroy SMU! We will have no more University! What we need if a backup SMU in a different sector just in case. (Translation into English) If SM gets rejected, we won't be able to comment here anymore. We need some sort of other place to talk about SMU, or else the legacy of the Space Marines will sadly end. (also, when I say head of the galaxy, I mean Lego. Tim is the head of the universe(of cuusoo).)1 month agoLike! 3Alden51 
ReportWell, there's always the wiki. :) :P1 month agoLike! 3DKong_5.4.12 
Report@101Wheeler
Ugokins don't plan, they're incapable of it. Rather, they're probably fleeing from our forces on Noztralticiaxos right now.1 month ago
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ReportUmm... :PI've made 2 archives,http://cuusoo.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Marine_University_Comment_Thread
andhttp://spacemarines.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Marines_University_Thread
:P1 month agoLike! 3Elvishbrick 
ReportWell, now there's DK's SM wiki, soooo...(BTW Alden nice to meet ya)1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  I've got a tracking lock on the HHG's... they fell into a lake.1 month agoLike! 3BrickCity108 
ReportYou know, I was interested in this whole STU thing, but it's to hard to read! (the entire comment thread). My computer almost crashes if I try to load this.1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  I can relate.1 month agoLike! 3DKong_5.4.12 
ReportYes, the worst thing that could happen is that the fish detonate them, there's a giant explosion, and everyone gets wet. :P1 month agoLike! 3DKong_5.4.12 
ReportThat reminds me... where's our medieval Space Bunny at now? ',:-|1 month agoLike! 3reaper101 
ReportIn front of a large cave, in which carved into the living rock, are the last words of Joseph of Aramethir.1 month agoLike! 3Storm1813.5 
Report  of Aramithaea?Wait, do I see the Assassin's creed guy staring at him from the distance?1 month agoLike! 3Zproductions 
ReportUmm... guys?I think the Ugokins might be planning something, something big...1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  @Right on it.
Sorry KOjella, I'm too busy tracking our bunny. Whoops, he's been killed.
That makes me think... anyone think I can put a teleportation lock on the Assassin, and send him to attack the Ugokin lines?1 month agoLike! 3DKong_5.4.12 
Report@Booch
Well, you know what we keep the T-57 fully-automatic Accubeams for...1 month ago
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Report  Dude, how is that supposed to work? The formula is practially impossible to reverse.1 month agoLike! 2Tenebrae 
Report@boochStrange, those same spies were reprimanded for being drunk on a recent mission. Coincidence?
It appears that a native of the time period has killed the Space Bunny with one of the HHGs. As well, one of the knights has come to our time and killed a journalist giving a report about the middle ages, and then escaped back to his own time. As the Space Marines are too busy fighting Ugokins, police have been sent back to arrest the one responsible.1 month ago
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Report  Got it! I'm transporting the Assassin behind Ugokin lines, he should keep the aliens busy for a while.1 month agoLike! 2 Tohab 
ReportWarning! Zombifier X-1.237 currently in operation. Ugokin factorization optimal- proceed with caution.
Warning! Tubulo Xto-30 has ripped into the hyperspace! Atomic reaction in 40 minutes!
Warning! Paparazi army headed towards STU/SMU! We need backup!!
Space Troopers/Marines: How will YOU respond to the situation?1 month agoLike! 2Tenebrae 
ReportAfter an extensive search, police arrested several knights, who seemed to be in the middle of making a movie. One protested his arrest, claiming to be "King Arthur". Mr. Arthur's trial will be first, mainly out of curiousity as to why his first name is "King".
We cannot currently retrieve the HHGs. However, the lake they currently reside in is also their designer's favorite vacation spot in modern times. After an investigation, it was determined that the "designer" did not invent...1 month ago
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Report...the explosives, but had simply copied the design from the HHGs he found. Thus, a time paradox.1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Whoops, the Assassin's dead. It figured.I've nabbed some Ugokin plans to build a fort on Royer's ridge. My solution: plant a tree there 200 years earlier, the soil will then be unfit for them to build on.@KOjella: I'll make the formula this time. It will have an anti-Ugokin poison as an inactive ingredient.1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  What? I'm not an amateur. Not only do I make stuff go boom, I make it go boom in technicolor.1 month agoLike! 2Elvishbrick 
ReportIs there an unfollow button? I'm stuck reading all this stuff that I'd really like to get into but dont have time. xP1 month agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  @Elvishbrick
No, you will be forced to listen to us forever!1 month ago
Like! 2101Wheeler 
ReportMuhahahahahahahhahahah! (then turns on max volume on SMU radio)1 month agoLike! 2101Wheeler 
ReportBreaking news! On a scouting mission, I was attacked in an assault by little mushroom people in T-13 500 Madrigals, eco-friendly version 9. I was forced to land on Quadoria Barogx in sector 596. While patching up my ship, I heard something. Now, Quadoria Barogx does not have any life forms on it, so I went to where I heard it. And you will never guess what I found!1 month agoLike! 2101Wheeler 
ReportA UGOKIN STRONGHOLD!!! I barely got out of there with my life, but now we need to try and do something , even though most SMU students are on a field trip to an Exotic Petting Zoo.1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Special Agent Storm, reporting for duty! Ugokin-resistant healing formula has been completed! With any luck, the Ugokin-resistant fireball formula will be ready soon...1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  I just read the entire thread through. (dies of exhaustion)1 month agoLike! 2101Wheeler 
ReportDoc's fuzzy voice says "Ok, CLEAR!" zap. Agent Storm sits up and rubs his chest. "Man, that REALLY HURT!!!!!!"1 month agoLike! 2101Wheeler 
ReportHey storm, how you feeling after your heart was restarted?1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Augh... I hurt worse than an Alquiran during post-excretion period...1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Never let an Ugokin into the mens' bathroom.1 month agoLike! 2 NitroAce 
ReportWhy? Well, besides the obvious. :P1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Because urinals resemble the skulls of a cannibalistic species that eat Ugokins.1 month agoLike! 2DKong_5.4.12 
ReportI pity the cannibalistic-Ugokin-devouring species.1 month agoLike! 2Tenebrae 
Report@DKong_5.4.12They are collectively known as "the Fool".1 month agoLike! 2CrevsDaak 
Report:P And be sure to close the room's door while you sleep.Please, don't say the obvious, :P :P :D :DAnd also, try not to burn other students with the flamethrower the carbine has.:P1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Okay, who's responsible for the burnt spaceship in Hangar 9?1 month agoLike! 2reaper101 
ReportYou're worried about ONE burnt spaceship? The other 49 in the Hangar are IN TINY PIECES!1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  There was only ONE at the time.
Although now I am wondering about the other forty...seven left now.1 month ago
Like! 2 NitroAce 
ReportBreaking news: A former SMU student is attacking SMU in a large tank, stating it is because he was "unfairly banned". The reason he was banned: He was torturing a Ugokin into doing his homework.1 month agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  Disable his tank and bring him into the stasis hall for questioning. (finds the nearest DL-6 phase cannon and blasts away)1 month agoLike! 1fan777 
ReportYes sir!30 days agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  I found a fried squirrel lying in the 7th heat tank zone.29 days agoLike! 1BrickCity108 
ReportYikes. What else did you find cooked?29 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  A few rabbit ears, maybe a Shrake or two...29 days agoLike! 1101Wheeler 
Report...and my Atom-46 MK-Z Pistol! That was a collectable from the late '90s!!! I'm gona get that guy for that!27 days agoLike! 2Alden51 
ReportOur reporters are still trying to find out exactly WHY the accused would torture a Ugokin into doing his homework, considering the fact that Ugokins as a species have one of the lowest average IQ scores in the galaxy, second only to near-extinct species such as the Rock Monsters of Ullan-4, the actual qualifications of which the scientific community is still debating.26 days agoLike! 1reaper101 
ReportReports are garbled concerning exactly what has happened to a missing Marine brigade, which was stationed on the planet Explodotron 6. What news we have recieved indicates that someone dropped his soda, causing the planet to explode.26 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  Wait, what soda? Soda Pop, or Caustic Soda? You do know that every Marine carries 3 milliliters of Caustic Soda.26 days agoLike! 1reaper101 
ReportSoda Pop. Someone managed to smuggle in a vending machine. How they did it, we cannot say.25 days agoLike! 1Zproductions 
ReportA new threat to the Space Marines has created a time machine, sending 6 Space marines and themselves back in time! In an attempt to blend in the Space Marines, they are now wearing era appropriate clothing. But who is this Illuminati? Why are they fighting us?25 days agoLike! 1Alden51 
ReportAnd meanwhile, in other news, a just-graduated squad of Marines was sent down to the supposedly ice-based planet of Polfpilf-9, just before active volcanoes erupted all over the northern hemisphere, leaving them very sweaty in their winter parkas. Upon returning to the surface, after a short trip back to orbit to acquire more suitable attire, they found that an amazon jungle had grown overnight, and their warm-weather shorts left them open to attack by a swarm of 10-foot mutant mosquitoes.25 days agoLike! 1fan777 
ReportSeems like SMU is having some chaos....25 days agoLike! 1DandB1 
ReportAnd meanwhile, the whole SMU is being attacked by giant space pickles!25 days agoLike! 1reaper101 
ReportSaid mutant mosquitoes were eliminated by an ancient Earth repellent known as DDT.25 days agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  What, the Paladas Order is back? They have parasitic pickles! Medical Crew, prepare all labs! Do not pass through airlocks without protective AL-13 class Armor.25 days agoLike! 1DandB1 
ReportBad news, a space pickle just ate two space troopers/space marines! (I don't know what to call them)24 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  They don't EAT space marines. They cling to their skin and suck nutrients out of their bloodstream. As stated before, Armor with the class of AL-13 and above is entirely pickle-proof.24 days agoLike! 1DandB1 
ReportI know, they EAT their blood, and by the way, the space troopers that were eaten were not wearing AL-13 armor.24 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  In that case, it's their fault for not listening.24 days agoLike! 0DandB1 
ReportWarning: space pickles are invading the SMU!24 days agoLike! 1reaper101 
ReportThankfully the cucumber-based menace was repelled by a horde of SEA pickles. Apparently the cafeteria staff was using them to top burgers.24 days agoLike! 1CrevsDaak 
ReportWARNING: A new strange type of aliens are invading SMU, all units to defense! Now!23 days agoLike! 1CrevsDaak 
ReportWARNING: Cadet Crevs Daak was lying! D:23 days agoLike! 1fan777 
Report@reaper101:you got to be creative when your working in the cafeteria!23 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  CrevsDaak, you do know that lying about emergency situations results in a 2-day suspension?23 days agoLike! 1CrevsDaak 
ReportNo, I didn't D:! :P23 days agoLike! 1Alden51 
ReportIgnorami legem neminem excusat!21 days agoLike! 2bowser1231 
Reportso this is the longest thread in cuusoo I heard about...20 days agoLike! 3Ouflah 
ReportEeeyup. :/20 days agoLike! 3dogfood66 
ReportI know right!! And lots of likes!!17 days agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  I'm sitting here on the roof of SMU, waiting for something to happen...13 days agoLike! 1Zproductions 
ReportI nonchalantly do the same, thinking about where my life is right now, and thinking about the future...13 days agoLike! 1 NitroAce 
ReportNothing is happening... No Ugokin attacks, no giant explosions, nothing. I guess all the time I've spent hiding out with a sniper rifle, waiting for a Ugokin attack was meaningless. Well, unless Space Pirates or something attack in the next fifteen minutes.13 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  All is boring in the galaxy...13 days agoLike! 2DKong_5.4.12 
ReportExcept for the recent skirmish on Ravkritia, where our small group of brave Marines was outnumbered by fierce cyborg-apes 328 to 7. Three hundred and twenty-eight cyborg-ape casualties have been reported.12 days agoLike! 2Ouflah 
ReportSame old, same old...10 days agoLike! 1reaper101 
ReportScary news! A group of extradimensional beings, known only as the "Cuusoo Staff" are deciding whether or not the SMU will continue to exist!8 days agoLike! 2Storm1813.5 
Report  I have a much better idea than that...
Reports have come in from a massive meteor, codenamed "Results of LEGO Review", is on a collision course with SMU. If it collides, the entire planet might be destroyed.8 days ago
Like! 1GreyDolphin 
ReportNews Flash!The meteor seems to have been drawn into orbit by some sort of scarecrow alien. A Space Marine- I mean Trooper- who reportedly saw the alien described its face as "spiky and purple". More details to follow.6 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  While Division #27 is busy working on creating a new force field to prevent entry to waste planet Kadharos VIII.6 days agoLike! 1Storm1813.5 
Report  The meteor has returned out of orbit of the scarecrow alien and is headed.... GASP.... Into SMU headquarters!1 day agoLike! 1 Lord_Brick 
ReportThen a random Trooper saves the day by Blasting the meteor with a DB900 plasma bolter (semi-auto plasma cannon) THE END :)20 hours agoLike! 0Storm1813.5 
Report  (Dude, I'm trying to make a dramatic setup for the results of the review.)20 hours agoLike! 0 Lord_Brick 
Reportlol I still win >:)-20 hours agoLike! 0Storm1813.5 
Report  It has recently been discovered that Lord Brick's message of victory is a hoax, and he has been suspended from communications duties.18 hours agoLike! 1Alden51 
ReportATTENTION SUBJECT: LORD_BRICK
As you may have already been informed, you have been put on probation for violating the golden rule of SMU news broadcasting: the story must NEVER end. If you wish to be a part of it, you must consent to narrate a single link in the endless chain we forge. Our goal is to keep extending this chain, link by link, so that it will go on forever and ever and never die!
[Note: that is not entirely metaphorical. This is a comment chain, after all. :P]18 hours ago
Like! 1Alden51 
ReportThis just in! The student research program at SMU has just announced that this meteor is a reoccurring phenomenon that has appeared all throughout history, since before the creation of SMU or Space Marines at all. And judging from their records of its past appearances, they have conjectured that it will not crash into SMU anytime soon; in fact, we may all be bored out of our skulls waiting for it to hit well after we've all been evacuated.17 hours agoLike! 0DKong_5.4.12 
ReportThe meteor (codenamed ROLR) seems to be directed by a mysterious (and powerful) hammer-wielding being, identified by anonymous sources as... The TIMM (no offense intended). :P ;)17 hours agoLike! 0din0m1te 
ReportMaybe I should just delete all my comments from this thread...13 hours agoLike! 0 Lord_Brick 
Reportjust then after the meteor was blasted to pieces 5 more can racing towards SMU...8 hours agoLike! 0GreyDolphin 
ReportAnother evil hoax created by reporter Lord_Brick! The students can return from the meteor shelter now.8 hours agoLike! 0 Lord_Brick 
ReportMU HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! XD5 hours agoLike! 0Storm1813.5 
Report  Be aware, all those who seek to deceive and grief the solemn order of SMU, the Great Hammer seeks to wipe thy kind from existence...3 hours agoLike! 0Storm1813.5 
Report  @Din0: Dont'!3 hours agoLike! 0
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reaper101 
ReportIn recent news, this comment chain is now at large for the murder of a 5-year-old Dell Computer.21 days agoLike! 2din0m1te 
ReportMine is about 7.21 days agoLike! 1StormJay 
Report  Well, so much for that. The Dell was going too far in. This thread is primarily meant for the up-to-date SMU communications services.
(and let's not get into computer brand discussion here)20 days ago
Like! 2Alden51 
ReportI agree with Storm. :P MACs are great for the people who like them, but sadly all the people who don't can't stand them. :P Moving on...19 days agoLike! 1StormJay 
Report  We've been hunting down the giant meteor, it doesn't...seem...to...be...going...anywhere....17 days agoLike! 2 ZeDragon 
ReportThis thread has been going on for so long. I say it's time we put it to rest. And out. Of. Misery. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! Mwah-ha! Mwah-ha!15 days agoLike! 0StormJay 
Report  NEVER! (and besides, this might be forcefully ended when the results come in)
~blasts ZeDragon out of commission with Space Marine Blaster~15 days ago
Like! 1Alden51 
ReportYeah no. :P15 days agoLike! 0Alden51 
Report*That was @ZeDragon. :P14 days agoLike! 0StormJay 
Report  After hearing of recent accounts of cruelty against Ugokins, many of whom were not involved in combat, SMU High Command has issued the Innocent Ugokin Safety Act, under which Ugokins are to be treated as citizens under Space Marine brutality laws, unless they are firing on Space Marines first. Reports indicate that Alden's SMASH UGOKIN class students have performed many of the attacks, and the said teacher has been momentarily suspended for the actions of his students.13 days agoLike! 1StormJay 
Report  Wait, apparently I misunderstood. It is now the Humane Ugokin Killings Act, under which the only legal methods of killing an Ugokin are now to Shoot them from at least one meter away with a blast pistol, to use a euthanizer blast, or shoot them with a Artillery Board-approved cannon from a distance of at least 20 feet. In the meantime, Agent Storm is currently making sure that all Ugokin killings are done in a humane manner. He is currently signing out before he dies of exhaustion again.13 days agoLike! 1Alden51 
ReportExcuse me, I switched! I'm a quantum physics teacher now! And no, we NEVER performed ANY "Schroedinger's Ugokin" experiments whatsoever! No Ugokins have ever been (illegally) harmed in MY classroom!!13 days agoLike! 1Alden51 
ReportAnd anyways, who ever heard of a humanitarian society dedicated to preserving the existence of a species of inhuman, hive-minded creatures whose only purpose is to wipe all human life from existence? That's a revolting contradiction of terms!13 days agoLike! 1StormJay 
Report  Well, the students in question were still a part of your former class, therefore, you are still to blame. However, the psychologists have pinpointed the cause of action to be the death of your other head.13 days agoLike! 2 shadow79 
ReportI can't believe that you guys are still commenting on this chain.13 days agoLike! 0StormJay 
Report  We're bored.13 days agoLike! 1 shadow79 
ReportThen go outside enjoy the day instead of being on the computer.13 days agoLike! 0StormJay 
Report  I have, but it's very hot here. So, I alternate.13 days agoLike! 0 shadow79 
ReportGood idea, but at least i have a better excuse.13 days agoLike! 0 NitroAce 
ReportSo, what is it?12 days ago Like! 1 shadow79 
ReportMy excuse is I have asthma and i'ts very humid right now were i live so i can't go out for that long or it will afeect my asthma and i will have an asthma attack.12 days agoLike! 0StormJay 
Report  SMU meteorologists currently have no data on the distance of the ROLR meteor's distance from SMU, or whether or not the impact will be lethal.9 days agoLike! 0mr.wazzup 
ReportI'm the gym teacher at SMU. RUN MAGGOTS!6 days agoLike! 0StrikeFire 
ReportSMU SPORTS NEWS: The Space Marines University Football team has a incredible winning streak, 7 games in a row. Officials say that SMU cheated by blasting the other team's offense with the Space Marine Laser Blaster, but hey, every team has a special ability. Like the University of Dragon Fire Football Team torched the other team while they were defending the quarterback. Rumors say that SMU Scientists are to blame.5 days agoLike! 0StrikeFire 
ReportSCHOOL NEWS: Reports go in that an Ugokin Sickness has spread around the Campus, by a recent Ugokin attack a while ago. Ugokin-Sickness Sanitizing Wipes created by SMU's Scientists are now sold at every store on SMU. Plus, on the bad side, Ugokin-Sickness Medicine is sold out at the Campus Pharmacy. Former students who have the sickness MUST stay in their dorms until the Medicine is restocked. For now, School and Homework will be sent through Dorm Mail.5 days agoLike! 0StrikeFire 
ReportStay tuned tomorrow for today's SMU news.5 days agoLike! 0mr.wazzup 
ReportI, coach wazzup, may or may not have blasted the offence team... NOW RUN OR YOU WILL FLUNK THIS CLASS!5 days agoLike! 0StormJay 
Report  Agent Storm appears to have had a skin mutation, his skin now resembles the bark of a sycamore tree. The mutation seems to prevent Ugokin Sickness, and he is now organizing a journey to Altralix IV with a Space Marine Squad to collect the two principal ingredients of Ugokin Sickness medicine.4 days agoLike! 0
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