SCP-2567

Item #: SCP-2567
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: News reports in all major towns and cities are to be monitored for missing persons that had recently or regularly used cars. Agents are to be dispatched to high-threat countries on a semi-regular basis. These high-threat countries include:
* U.S.A
* Canada
* Mexico
* Guatemala
* Honduras
* Venezuela
* Argentina
* Bolivia
* Brazil
* South Africa
* Benin
* Zambia
* Nigeria
* Turkey
* Egypt
* Italy
* Saudi Arabia
* Israel
* Iran
* China
* Japan
* South Korea
* Taiwan
* Singapore
* Malaysia
* Indonesia
* Thailand
* Kazhakstan
* Ukraine
* Russia
* Estonia
* Finland
* Poland
* Romania
* Bulgaria
* Albania
* Spain
* U.K
* Germany
* France
All recently discovered SCP-2567 colonies are to be condemned and demolished with chemical explosives. Standard media suppression tactics are to be applied during this entire procedure, including assassination.
As of this writing, five specimens of SCP-2567 are in Foundation custody. All specimens are stored in what had previously been an aircraft hanger. Because of their short lifespans and high reproduction rates, the number of SCP-2086 instances in Foundation custody shifts regularly.
Terminated specimens formerly in Foundation custody are to be moved to a specialized cold storage container at Site-35 in Honduras for study.
Description: SCP-2567 is a species of arthropod that resembles various makes, models, and brandings of sports vehicles, typically Nissan 350Zs. Mature SCP-2567 instances weigh approximately 17000kg, although this number can vary greatly. Juveniles typically weigh less than 200kg.
A newborn specimen of SCP-2567 can be expected to grow to full size within two weeks. On average, SCP-2567 specimens live twelve to fifteen days, with females producing up to twenty offspring after reaching reproduction age at approximately eight days.
Mature instances of SCP-2567 do not feed, instead living off of nutrients consumed as juveniles. However, only mature instances of SCP-2567 display foraging behaviors.
When foraging, SCP-2567 are almost indistinguishable from standard automobiles, although closer examinations reveal the steel, wood, plastic, and glass to be a specialized form of chitin. Vital organs such as the heart, brain, liver and stomach are stored beneath the flooring of SCP-2567's inner chamber.
A human corpse, preserved in a shellac-like substance, typically serves as the decoy driver of wild SCP-2567 instances. Fibrous appendages protrude into the corpse. SCP-2567 instances use these fibers to manipulate the corpse, providing a more life-like appearance.
SCP-2567 instances can unravel their ‘roofs’ into wings that are capable of lifting the entire organism in flight, which is their standard method of locomotion when not foraging. In addition, the ‘wheels’ can unravel into long, grey or black legs while the headlights appear to serve as bioluminescent optical organs.
The appendages of SCP-2567 instances are abnormally apt at fine manipulation when compared to other species of arthropod. Specimens have been observed building crude shelters with the materials located at their nesting grounds.
SCP-2567 typically nest in abandoned buildings or rural areas. Juvenile instances in the wild have been observed removing bus stop signposts and relocating them, typically in a route that leads back to the local colony. Accidental civilian observation of SCP-2567 instances engaging in this activity is minimized due to the significantly smaller size of juvenile specimens.
The mature instances of SCP-2567 will drive along the route laid by the juveniles, picking up human passengers. Once a significant number of humans board an instance of SCP-2567, the organism will release a substance similar to chloroform to incapacitate its prey.
Upon returning to the colony, juvenile SCP-2567 instances will enter the mature instance's internal chamber. Each passenger is then forcefully removed from the mature instance by a juvenile.
The juvenile SCP-2567 instance will proceed to force the human through a sphincter located under their hood, linking to where the steering wheel and driver's seat is typically located in mature specimens. Once consumed, hair-like appendages attached to the driver's seat will pierce the trapped human's body. These appendages serve as feeding tubes, draining blood from the prey.
Once the prey has been drained of blood, the feeding tubes will begin to secrete a saline solution into the corpse. The internal compartment will then begin to fill with a shellac-like substance, preserving the corpse.
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