Emporium Drinking Game

The Enchantment Emporium Drinking Game!
As is traditional around here, we will be using mankind's oldest friend, alcohol, to attempt to render this less painful. Take a drink \~/
*For incest,
*For sexism, whether directed at women or men,
*For cliches and lazy writing,
*Any time a member of the Gale family displays Mary Sue traits,
*Any time you want to slap one of the characters.
Note: We at Talisman's Tower do not recommend actually attempting to follow this drinking game.
Back to the spork!