Spanky Ham

Spanky Ham is a fictional character. Spanky is labeled as a crass internet download and is around 4'4 feet tall; 132 inches. He was kicked out from his own apartment by his adopted "cousin" Cuddles the Rabbit from Happy Tree Friends. He is mainly depicted as a heterosexual but often "bends it a lot". Before his reign in Drawn Together during 2004, his real name was Swinedrick T. Smith. Though it did change to fit his stage nickname "Spanky Ham" which eventually became legal.
==Appearance==
Spanky is an anthropomorphic pig with a stout, square-shaped body. His head, resembling a circle, features small, triangular ears at the top, adding to his pig-like appearance. His skin is pink, and his snout is prominent with two visible nostrils. Spanky's arms are short and thick, matching his stocky frame, with hands that end in three-digit fingers. He wears a simple, loose-fitting red shirt, brown pants and gray shoes that fit his slightly short legs. His overall build is compact and sturdy, with a small, black curly pig tail at his lower back. To complete his look, a unibrow is on his head.
==Personality==
Spanky's primary gag is his crudeness. He takes great pleasure in his own bodily functions and is frequently seen enjoying unsavory behavior. When he overtans himself, he resembles bacon. He is known for making outrageous statements and frequently causes problems due to his reckless and selfish behavior. Spanky is greedy and sleazy, always eager to exploit others for personal gain. He is crudely animated, visually based on simplistic internet cartoon characters. He often serves as a parody of lowbrow internet culture.
==Alters==
===Cutie Spanky===
On the account of not being her own person, Cutie Spanky shares pretty much the design basis of Spanky. Unlike the other alters, Cutie Spanky is the only female, a detail that stands out in her personality and appearance. She doesn’t have a consistent outfit, but she often wears a revealing, edgy black lingerie with fishnet stockings and red high heels with mascara. She also sometimes appears in the familiar attire of the original Spanky Ham, but on other occasions, she dons a black leotard and rabbit ears, evoking a chaotic, unpredictable aura. She isn't the only alter that isn’t exactly deranged but rather lecherous.
===Incognito Spanky===
On the account of not being his own person, Incognito Spanky shares pretty much the design basis of Spanky. Incognito Spanky is a cunning and stealthy alter, created to navigate situations where blending in or going unnoticed is key. His usual outfit depicts him wearing a black mask with visible stitches, resembling a patchwork or stitched-up design. His mask covers his entire head except for his eyes, snout and mouth. He also is seemingly wearing a fake mustache and purple lipstick.
===Cool Kid Spanky===
On the account of not being his own person, Cool Kid Spanky shares the same design basis as Spanky but leans heavily into a rebellious, self-centered persona. He wears a black jacket over his usual red shirt with brown pants, exuding a tough, "cool" vibe. His outfit is topped off with a black dictator like hat, and his cocky stance fits his sadistic and narcissistic personality. Cool Kid Spanky thrives on being the center of attention and maintains a facade of superiority. Unlike Spanky’s humor-driven antics, this alter uses manipulation and cruelty to command admiration and dominance, making him one of Spanky's more ruthless personalities.
===Wealthy "Daddy" Spanky===
On the account of not being his own person, Wealthy "Daddy" Spanky embodies a self-important, pompous alter. He wears a luxurious purple suit, complete with a wide-brimmed purple hat adorned with a feather. His attire emphasizes his fixation on wealth and status. The rings on his fingers and the cash in his hand represent his obsession with luxury and power. Unlike the carefree, reckless nature of Spanky, this alter is more controlled, always striving for dominance and recognition. His sense of entitlement and superiority is evident in both his appearance and demeanor, constantly seeking to assert his dominance over others within Spanky's fractured psyche.
==Abilities==
* Shapeshifting/Gender Manipulation: Spanky can manipulate his form and gender, often switching between his usual male self and more feminine personas like Cutie Spanky.
== Gallery ==
File:Cutie Ham.png|A render of Cutie Spanky.