Existant Did Something New Again

Existant Did Something New Again is the first episode of SpongeBob: Mystery Solver.
== Characters ==
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Howard 
• Sam Fishfingers (incidental 28)
• Frank (Incidental 42)
• Frank (incidental 105)
• Larry the Lobster
• Donald Trump (mentioned)
• Patrick (flashback only)
• Squidward
• Fred
• Narrator
• Detective
• Nat Peterson
• Mrs Rechid (incidental 49)
• Mom (incidental 45)
• Billy (Incidental 103)
• Finger Print Machine
• Cops
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: It was a bright summer day. I told my best friend not to do it but he denied my advice.
(shot of patrick skating down the slope)
SpongeBob: He was doing the so-called "livin' like larry" move. 
(shot of patrick skating down again)
SpongeBob: and then finally. He got torn up into bits and pieces.
(shot of patrick screaming while the monsters tear him up)
SpongeBob: it was a horrible sight. I've never saw him since. But recently, some strange things have been happening in my neighborhood.
(shot of a fridge opening by itself)
SpongeBob: refrigerators were being opened and never closed. I didn't believe it at first, But then
News Reporter: Some strange things have been going on in conch street. Refrigerators are being opened and left open until someone finds the fridge!
SpongeBob: the news reported it. Ever since that day, it was my job to find out who was the culprit of this despicable crime. My name is Mr SquarePants. And I have been investigating people's refrigerators for 28 years. 
(opening theme)
SpongeBob: this street has been haunted by fridge ghosts for years now. Nobody has moved into conch street ever since refrigerators started being opened. Especially at night.
(cut to fred's house)
Fred: do do do do. I can't wait to- (notices fridge) huh?
(shot of open fridge)
Fred: Why is the fridge open? Eh, must've left it open.
(fred closes the fridge)
Narrator: the next day.
(fred is walking to the kitchen again)
Fred: huh? The fridge is open again. Ok this is getting weird.
Narrator: the next day
(fred is dialing a phone number)
Fred: hello? I am Fred Rechid and my fridge has been left open for a few days now.
Detective: mm hm. Mm hm. Very strange
SpongeBob: and then, more households started getting their fridge opened and left that way.
Nat: My fridge has been left open!
Squidward: Who is doing this?!
Frank (incidental 41): My house is haunted!
SpongeBob: conch street is deemed a very cursed street in bikini bottom. Which is why many people, ever since the incident, don't ever come to conch street.
(shot of a mom (incidental 45) and her child (incidental 103) walking down the street and noticing conch street up ahead)
Mom (incidental 45): turn around, billy. We're going home
SpongeBob: everyone is too scared to go in. But not me. I've lived on conch street for years. And I'm here to investigate. 
(spongebob is investigating the kitchen and then hears a creaking noise)
SpongeBob: hm?
(spongebob turns around and notices the fridge is open)
SpongeBob: mhm.
SpongeBob: i am still yet to find the culprit behind this. And I need an assistant. So in the past few weeks i've auditioned dozens of people to be my sidekick.
Frank (incidental 42): No sorry
Fred: i'm scared of conch street
Mom: No thanks
Frank (incidental 105): I've got an important meeting in 5 minutes.
Larry: Sorry, dude. I've got a meeting with Trump tonight.
(shot of spongebob losing hope at a table)
SpongeBob: dozens and dozens of rejections. I was starting to lose hope, debating whether I should go alone. But then…
(Howard opens the door)
Howard: um, hello? Is this SpongeBob SquarePants?
SpongeBob: yes. Come in.
Howard: Um, I've noticed you're hiring detective assistants? And i was wondering if i could do a good job
SpongeBob: Are you scared of conch street?
Howard: Well, not really, no.
SpongeBob: You're hired.
(shot of spongebob and howard driving)
SpongeBob: From that day forth, we were known as SpongeBob and Howard. Crime Busters. We became so well known, we decided to drop the conch street fridge fiasco and investigate other crimes. Our first crime scene was at 155 Oyster Avenue. Someone had been killed.
(SpongeBob knocks on Incidental 49's door)
Incidental 49 (Mrs Rechid): hello? Oh thank goodness you're here, Mr. SquarePants! Please come inside.
(spongebob and howard enter incidental 49's house)
Mrs Rechid: My husband, Nat has been murdered and left on the floor of the kitchen! There are glass shards everywhere! But I don't know what could've caused it!
SpongeBob: step aside ma'am, let me handle this.
(spongebob puts on his gloves and picks up a glass shard)
SpongeBob: mhm. Seems very familiar.
Mrs Rechid: do you know what it is?
SpongeBob: it is a bottle of Cockspur XO rum, 43% Alcohol. Hand forged glass. Must've been a really hard hit with the bottle to shatter it.
Mrs Rechid: can you find out who killed him?
SpongeBob: certainly.
(spongebob rubs his fingers on the body)
SpongeBob: mhm, Howard. My identificator.
Howard: yes sir.
(howard hands spongebob the fingerprint identificator thingy and spongebob puts his dust covered finger on it)
Machine: Scanning Finger dust.
(scanning sounds)
Machine: Scanning Complete. Date: February 15, 2037. Identified Suspect. Sam Fishfingers.
SpongeBob: interesting.
(transition to next scene; incidental 28 (sam fishfingers) is going home with his groceries)
Sam: What a great trip to the grocery store. Now where did I put my keys?
(spongebob and howard pull up to his house)
SpongeBob: stop right there!
Sam: AH!
(sam drops his groceries)
SpongeBob: we know everything!
Sam: what? What do you mean?
Howard: Get in the car, we're taking you somewhere.
Sam: um, alright?
(transition to next scene; the 3 are at the investigation room)
SpongeBob: Tell us, Where were you on February 15?
Sam: I was at a club. Partying with the hoes and all that. And then suddenly I drank some rubbing alcohol! 
SpongeBob: go on
(wavy flashback transition)
Sam: I started feeling really dizzy. And then I noticed my buddy Nat across the room. I greeted him
Flashback Sam: Hey! Nat! Mind if i (hic) Come to your place!
Nat: Sure thing sam!
Sam: He invited me to his house. His wife was there as well
Mrs Rechid: ugh, nat! I told you not to bring your drunk friends from the club!
Flashback Nat: no no, he's not drunk.
Flashback Mrs Rechid: really? He looks like he's about to kill someone!
Sam: It was at that moment I noticed a bottle of cockspur rum on the table. I remembered that I hate rum and then I went to the table and grabbed the bottle.
Flashback Mrs Rechid: I told you he was drunk!
Sam: I drank it, and got really mad.
Flashback Sam: YOU SON OF A
Sam: that was when i tried smashing the bottle on his head but it didn't break-
SpongeBob: I've heard enough. Lock him up.
(cops show up and arrest sam)
Sam: Wait! I didn't mean to do it! I promise!
Cop: tell that to the judge.
(the cops drive away with sam)
(spongebob dials a number)
SpongeBob: Mrs Rechid? We locked the culprit.
SpongeBob (narrating): And that was the first of many crimes that I have solved that year. 
(transition to spongebob sitting next to a light writing something into a book)
SpongeBob (narrating): It's getting late, I'm gonna tell you the next crime tomorrow.
(spongebob goes into bed and the episode ends)
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