Things Not to Say to a Police Officer

If you're ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn't say any of the following to the officer standing at your window...
•I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
•Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
•Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.
•Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
•I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
•Hey pal, I pay your salary!
•Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
•Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
•You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
•When the Officer says "Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Officer....your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Category:Language Humor