THE CAVERN PEOPLE

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There was a suburb out, in west-New Jersey, where a little boy built a snowman in the front yard of a house, one night back in the late-Winter of 1932. He put a cap on its head and smiled in the falling-snow, then looked over at the window by the front door of the house that he and his snowman were in front of. Within the window, was something inhuman, but humanoid, with a dirty white head, it also having huge, black eye-sockets. The end of the creature's nose was also black, along with its lips. The humanoid-creature was bald and stood with a featureless black body. It waved its right white-clawed-hand of black at the little boy. The young boy ran into the house and looked by the window in the front room. The humanoid-monster was mysteriously gone. The boy saw a man walk into the front room, drinking a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey. He looked angrily at the boy. "William, stay the heck in here boy!" he said to the boy meanly. "I was outside building a snowman Daddy" William replied to him, looking worried. "You were outside building a stupid snowman instead of doing your chores! You stupid brat!" William's father screamed at him and held a belt in his other hand. "No Daddy I finished all my chores, please!" William said to him, stepping back, frightened. William's father approached him, set down the bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey on an end table, and stretched the belt out in his hands.
Later that night, William laid in a bed in a bedroom upstairs, and looked out the bedroom-window at the falling-snow. He had bruises on her arms. A woman came into his room, stroked his head and kissed his cheek then. "I love you, William. I am so sorry Daddy beat you again. It will be better someday I promise" she said to him, comforting William. "Thanks Mama. I love you too" he replied to her, smiling. During the night, William stirred in his sleep and woke up. The boy sat up in his bed and saw the humanoid-monster again. It stood within the moonlight that shined through his bedroom-window, and it held a razor in its white-clawed-hands. It quickly ran into the darkness of William's bedroom, carrying the razor-blade with it and the boy gasped in fear, covering his head with his blanket. The next day, he was eating a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich at the kitchen table. He finished eating and drank a glass of milk. William got up and looked out his kitchen-window, seeing four of the humanoid-creatures standing outside, looking exactly like the one he had seen in the front room and in his bedroom the night before. The dirty-white-headed-monsters all held razors in their white-clawed-hands of black. The bald humanoids stared directly at the boy with their huge eye sockets of black. William gasped in surprise and fear, backing away from the kitchen window. Meanwhile, William's father walked in the front door carrying a couple of logs. He walked over to the roaring-fireplace in the front room and threw them into it one by one. He sighed and picked up another bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey from up, on the mantel of the fireplace. He walked into the kitchen, taking a swig of the whiskey then. William's mother came into the kitchen from the hall. "Darn it, Nancy, where's my lunch woman? You fixed the boy here lunch!" William's father screamed at William's mother. "Please, Ed, I will fix yours now. That's what I came in here to do" Nancy replied to him, scared. Ed walked over to her and slapped her across her face, causing her to gasp out in pain. Nancy and William cried then. The four humanoids were standing in the kitchen all of a sudden, looking directly at Ed.
"We are known as The Cavern People. You shall not harm them any longer" one of the monsters said to Ed in a raspy-voice. Ed, Nancy and William all gasped in surprised-fear at the humanoids, and both Nancy and William hugged each other. The Cavern People attacked Ed, each one cutting four holes in his coat with their razor. As Ed screamed, he dropped his bottle of booze, causing it to smash and spill. The Cavern People gripped him by his arms and drug him down, into the cellar, as he screamed more and more. Nancy and William smiled. As The Cavern People stepped across the cellar-floor with the white-clawed-feet of black, they drug Ed over to a hole then. They crawled down, into it, pulling him strongly down, into it headfirst with them. The Cavern People crawled down, to the bottom of the hole, dragging him and pulled Ed through another hole into a cavern. He writhed, screaming and they let go of him. Ed fell to the ground, turned over onto his stomach, and one of The Cavern People stabbed him within the shadows with their razor blade, causing him to scream out in pain. Ed crawled a few inches through the shadows of the cavern, and grabbed ahold of another monster by their black leg. He let go of it, getting to his feet quickly. Ed limped away from all four of them in the shadowy-cavern. The Cavern People followed him. One of The Cavern People gripped him be the back of his neck, choking Ed then. Another humanoid-monster walked around them, and stood in front of him. They stabbed Ed in his chest with their razor-blade in the shadows, and he coughed and slumped forwards, dead. The Cavern People drug Ed's corpse through the shadows by its ankles, to a bed in the far corner of the cavern, and placed it onto the bed. One of them chained Ed's dead body to the bed by its wrist and the humanoids hovered over it, attacking it within the shadows, causing sounds of eating to be heard.
That's how The Cavern People BE-CAVE kiddies! With a MONSTROUS-APPE-FRIGHT heh-heh-heh. GORE-TUNATELY, they helped Poor William and Nancy, and made it quite a FATHER'S SLAY aha-ha-ha-ha. I have to give this HORROR-HELPING, a RAZOR-BLADE A hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.