Noshka

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== Summary ==
The Noshka are a race of mailboxes with horse legs and tails that are presumably known for their ability to devour things much bigger than them. Their significance to the story comes from the fact that the Coolie was a Noshka in his past life, solidifying them as his totem animal, even allowing him to summon them as he learns more spells. 
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: 
Name: Noshka, "Pig" when summoned by the Coolie
Origin: Where They Cremate the Roadkill
Gender: Can be either
Age: Unknown
Classification: Noshka, "Pig" when Coolie summons it
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, possible Pocket Reality Manipulation (Can instantly devour opponents that are 2-3 times bigger than it and continue to walk around with them in its stomach as if nothing happened)
Attack Potency: Universe level+ (Alongside Coolie's Whatsis, Noshka is one of the only two things in the game capable of damaging and destroying the Orphic Egg, which contains 10,000 fractal unseparated worlds)
Speed: At least FTL (Can keep up with Scuttlebeasts. Can also keep up with multiple Chatterteeth at once as well as many other comparable foes when being summoned by the Coolie)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Universe level+
Durability: Universe level+
Stamina: Unknown
Range: Standard Melee Range
Standard Equipment: None
Intelligence: Unknown, likely has the same intelligence and sapience as a "wild beast"
Weaknesses: Likely holds the same level of intelligence as any other kind of animal in the wild
Notable Attacks/Techniques: None
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
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Category:Animals
Category:Species
Category:Characters
Category:Game Characters
Category:John Clowder
Category:Where They Cremate the Roadkill
Category:Horses
Category:Pigs
Category:Pocket Reality Users
Category:Summons