John Jay Burry

"What do you want? Because I won't give it to you," -John Jay Burry, episode 16.
== Appearance ==
John Jay Burry is the main president of the Hooter-Almaty Agency for episodes 1-20. John has flat dull brown hair, with a bullfrog shaped head to place it on, with the cheap twenty dollar glasses he puts on. he has a sleek suit with white puffy gloves that are shaped like mittens. He wears white pants and a pair of hiking boots (I think). He also wieghs 200 pounds. 
== Personality ==
He was an owner of a Porn Hub facility, so he has been desensetized with sex and other such things. Making him only think of these things as only for work, doesn't mean he is not into it, just he does not have as much of a reaction to it. He also was found to be a nihilist, giving him a reason for being a president for a glorified office building. He ignores anything and everything the staff does, leading to the staff having to fix things themselves. He is one of the main villain for the first twenty episodes as he did create Hooterrobot girl. However, he did not do any of the adult production, usage, and shipment. That was Jock Jay Burry, the true-real villain. As John was just there touching up his fingers time to time.
== Politics ==
John Jay Burry just joined so he can relax while taking the benefits of the upper class. The closest of any form of politics was when in episode 18, where he simply stated this, "Pirating is the one thing illegal that must remove it's ill." This was an answer to a question given by one of the staff (only time he responds to them).