Headstone

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: 4 - 0 vote this time unfortunately.
Keanu: Oh boy.
Sully: I hope it isn’t me.
Steve: Well Sully it was you so suck it up.
Sully: *sad noises*
Granite: Yeah Sully, you’ve finally been evicted.
(Sully walks out onto the stage)
Granite: Okay final seven let’s get into your next challenge. Today you’ll be designing the best headstones!
Grandpa SquarePants: I get it I’m old but come on.
Girly Teengirl: This is dark.
Triton: Tell me about it.
Krabs: Who is the headstone for?
Granite: My hopes and dreams of getting a better life.
Keanu: Hey I can help your hopes and dreams take off.
Granite: Actually?
Keanu: No, sorry. Just trying to be inspiring.
Triton: (shoots a rock and turns it into a beautiful statue of himself) done.
Girly Teengirl: Oh wow you’re so hot.
Triton: What?
Girly Teengirl: Oh um I uh uhhhh
Triton: It’s okay.
Girly Teengirl: Whew.
Triton; Hey if I help you win this challenge would you promise to not nominate me?
Girly Teengirl: YES!
(Cut to Krabs and Grandpa SquarePants)
Krabs: (building Krabby Patty headstone) so you’re SpongeBob’s grandpa?
Grandpa SquarePants: Yessir.
Granite: Time’s up!
Steve: Sir you never set a ti-
Granite: Shut the hell up Steve!
Steve: What’s gotten into you lately? It’s like since we visited EB you’ve been trying to be him.
Granite: I said shut up Steve, let’s judge some headstones.
(Steve and Granite look at all of the headstones)
Granite: Looks like we have a clear winner. Girly Teengirl!
Girly Teengirl: Again? So cool!
HBRS: Hey I exist! 
Girly Teengirl: Oh yeah, that’s right.
Triton: (softly) maybe you should nominate him because he did that whole split thing.
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Girly Teengirl: So first I’m gonna nominate HBRS for his whole split ordeal. Second I’m going to nominate Grandpa SquarePants because he’s a threat.
Triton: Hey Girly Teengirl I just want to say I think those were bold options and I think you’re a very original person.
Girly Teengirl: Thanks!
Granite: Enough! Hey viewers go vote out either HBRS or Grandpa SquarePants! Now! Do it! 
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Vaki: (translated from Vandalese) Master Vastrom, we seem to have received an oddly shaped materialistic product of sorts.
Vastrom: Hey, it would appear to be in the shape of a triangular cone.
Vaki: Do they think they have an actual chance of survival against us?
Vastrom: Probably, but we’ve cut down all the other fools. Where is this declaration of war coming from Vaki?
Vaki: Let me check.
(A robotic arm reaches into space, grabs what appears to be the birdie from the challenge in “Beyond”, and pulls it into the ship to analyze)
Machine: Analyzing. This is a declaration of war from the terran world of Earth. 
Vastrom: Then prepare the fleets. Looks like we have another civilization to end.
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