WotW: Week 32

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Weak of the Week: Week 32 	Weak of the Week: Week 32
 	
Make Death 	Make Death
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
I've seen some baffling names on this game in my day, and while nothing will ever beat the Duke Nukem clone named Have a Seat, Son, todays Weak of the Week is right up there with the best of them...or is it down there with the worst of them? I probably shouldn't ask that around our winner for this week, because he clearly doesn't have a solid grasp on the English language.His name is Make Death. Yes, that's right: Make Death. Not "Make Dead" or "Death Maker" or even "Killed Ya." Heck, I would have even taken "I Am Become Death" which would at least earn him some street cred with English grammar nerds (present perfects for life, dawg!) but this just makes no sense at all. In any way whatsoever. He sounds like the kid on Cool as Ice, asking Vanilla Ice if he was done "making sex." Which, I'm sure at this point in his life, Vanilla Ice is indeed finished with.Can you even make death? I mean really? You could make something dead, but to actually create the state of the complete opposite of living is quite a task. Would you really even be proud of such a thing? Going around advertising to people that you are the reason that one day every puppy on earth will no longer be alive? Why do you hate puppies and Asian Girls, Make Death? I mean, you must hate them, you made death! Not to mention you look like some kind of unholy elf-eared combination of Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate and The Man with the Yellow Hat from the Curious George books. Only he appears to be homeless. But is still somehow able to afford Healer Bots. You know what, Make Death, you need to make your new name "Make Weak" instead.	I've seen some baffling names on this game in my day, and while nothing will ever beat the Duke Nukem clone named Have a Seat, Son, todays Weak of the Week is right up there with the best of them...or is it down there with the worst of them? I probably shouldn't ask that around our winner for this week, because he clearly doesn't have a solid grasp on the English language.His name is Make Death. Yes, that's right: Make Death. Not "Make Dead" or "Death Maker" or even "Killed Ya." Heck, I would have even taken "I Am Become Death" which would at least earn him some street cred with English grammar nerds (present perfects for life, dawg!) but this just makes no sense at all. In any way whatsoever. He sounds like the kid on Cool as Ice, asking Vanilla Ice if he was done "making sex." Which, I'm sure at this point in his life, Vanilla Ice is indeed finished with.Can you even make death? I mean really? You could make something dead, but to actually create the state of the complete opposite of living is quite a task. Would you really even be proud of such a thing? Going around advertising to people that you are the reason that one day every puppy on earth will no longer be alive? Why do you hate puppies and Asian Girls, Make Death? I mean, you must hate them, you made death! Not to mention you look like some kind of unholy elf-eared combination of Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate and The Man with the Yellow Hat from the Curious George books. Only he appears to be homeless. But is still somehow able to afford Healer Bots. You know what, Make Death, you need to make your new name "Make Weak" instead.
Offences 	Offences
• What is It?• Superhero in Pants• Defaultman• Misspelling (Sort of...) 	• What is It?• Superhero in Pants• Defaultman• Misspelling (Sort of...)
How to Improve 	How to Improve
How about, since you made death and all, you make up for it by making something good? What about naming yourself "Make Good Movie" and lend Uwe Boll a hand. Perhaps you could name yourself "Make Wise Financial Decisions" and help out 50 Cent. You may even be able to name yourself "Make Smart" and take a seat at the head of the U.S. Department of Education. That would be a big help. 	How about, since you made death and all, you make up for it by making something good? What about naming yourself "Make Good Movie" and lend Uwe Boll a hand. Perhaps you could name yourself "Make Wise Financial Decisions" and help out 50 Cent. You may even be able to name yourself "Make Smart" and take a seat at the head of the U.S. Department of Education. That would be a big help.
Category:Weak of the Week