The Midnight Visitor

There you are Kiddies.  I was just SLAYING a bit of tennis with my GHOULFRIEND Ha-Ha.  Yes, we SCARE to be ON THE BALL and like to OOZE our new TENNIS HACKETS hee-hee-hee-hee.  But, here is another GAME, about a little girl who meets a rather FUNNY OLD FIEND!  
It was back on July 4th, 1953, when a little girl was awake in her bedroom down in Montgomery, Alabama.  She layed in her bed on her stomach, watching the fireworks out her window up, in the starry-sky.  As the fireworks booms and crackled outside, the grandfather-clock in the downstairs hall outside the girl's bedroom chimed: "12:00 Midnight".  The girl then noticed a figure in the street, standing still in the darkness.  The figure began shining, and the girl saw it was a clown holding a bunch of yellow-balloons.  The clown had: a white suite, with blue clown-shoes on, and red hair.  It seemed to gaze at her with ita blue painted-on eyes and grinned suddenly, stretching its red painted-on mouth into a sickening-smile.  The small girl went to her open-window and looked out, at the clown in the road.  It began laughing in a chipmunk-voice and waving at her with its red-gloved hand.  She smiled, waving back.  The clown walked up to her bedroom-window and the girl saw its teeth were black and pointed-fangs.  The creature spoke to her in a chipmunk-voice: "hello little one, would you like a nice yellow balloon?".  The girl hesitantly reached her hand out and the monster handed her one of the balloons.  As she pulled it inside her room, the balloon quickly popped, spraying yellow-slime all over her face, hair and nightgown.  As the girl screamed, the clown hissed like a snake, and more slime of yellow burst out of the other popping-balloons it held.  A yellow pool of slime covered the lawn, and the clown growled deeply, fangs showing in the moonlight.  "I am called The Midnight Visitor and a lot of children know when I visit them at this time with my balloons of slime!" the inhuman-clown explained to the girl in a much deeper-voice.  The monster removed its own head, with yet more yellow slime oozing out of its neck and head.  The Midnight Visitor laughed insanely in its chipmunk-voice, as it juggled its head.  The girl screamed again and this time, The Midnight Visitor vanished.  
Well, wasn't that just a LAUGH-RIOT?  Like me, The Midnight Visitor got A-HEAD OF THE GAME heh-heh.  The score of our tennis game is 5-FEAR-0 Ha-Ha-Ha.