S01E02 - It's a Bathe Off

Chapter 2 is entitled "Quid Pro Quo"
== Episode Summary ==
Snape suggests a quid pro quo exchange. Hermione watched him bathe; now it's his turn.
== Notable Moments ==
* The podcast is still Allie and Lyndsay's "dirty little secret" at this point (i.e. they have not shared it with their family.)
* Lyndsay continues to be repelled by the description of Snape's body. This time, his yummy belly.
* Hogwarts is so far ahead of its time with gender neutral bathrooms
* Lyndsay was channelling Hermione's spirit with her, "Hey!"
* Snape is a tease with his Full Monty.
* Dubious Consent: blackmailing a student is not cool Snape! Hermione's very concerned about her grades!
* Snape loves to watch women bathe their functional bodies. It's a vicious cycle of getting clean while simultaneously feeling dirty.
* Allie and Lyndsay continue to expand their Brit-centric vernacular with "dead to rights"
== References ==
* Snape's Sparse, Course, Black Hair
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