Chris Halliwell Is One Of The Worst Characters of Charmed (Original)/Transcript

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(00:02-00:06) Hey, guys what's up? This is Blaze the movie fan and...
(00:06-00:15) It's time to address another problem I have with the show Charmed, the original one, not the reboot that doesn't exist to me. Yeah, I know I have been making a lot of videos like that lately.
(00:16-00:31) I know the last couple of videos I made on Charmed were negative. And I apologize for that. I promise the next video made related to Charmed will be a positive video. It will be in fact be a review of one of my favorite episodes of the entire show so look out for that.
(00:32-01:00) The subject of this video is Chris Halliwell and why he's definitely without a doubt without question one of the worst characters of the entire Charmed show. My god he is fucking awful. The main problem with him is that he does a lot of shady shit and causes more harm than good. And he causes almost nothing but trouble. I know he wants to save the future but the way he tries to frankly fucking disgusting. And it causes a lot of trouble for the Charmed ones as well.
(1:00-2:05) Now before I talk about all the problems with Chris Halliwell in a chronological order, one episode at a time, I must address something. All of the trouble he caused and all the conflict that happened in the sixth season of charmed because of him it all could have been easily been avoided if he was truthful from the start. If he told Leo and the Charmed ones from the start what his true intentions were and didn't lie to them, or even get Leo out of the way I'm sure they could have easily fucking helped. There is no reason why the truth about him isn't revealed to the Charmed ones and Leo until the final few fucking episodes of the season. That is complete bullshit. He should have been truthful from the fucking start. He claims that the reason he doesn't tell them everything is to prevent the future from being ruined. Yeah no, that claim is complete bullshit and I will be explaining why later on when I talk about the problems with Chris Halliwell one episode at a time. So, you got all that? Good. So without further ado let's get started by talking about his problems now. Let's go.
(2:05-3:27) Now the first thing I wanna talk about is what makes Chris Halliwell legit scum. A lot of things in the fucking season does, this is one of them. And sadly it's not even the worst thing he has done. Which honestly is saying a lot since this is a very fucking bad thing. He tries to get Leo out of the way. Wow, what an asshole. He knows damn well that Piper fucking needs her as well as the rest of her family. What the hell is he thinking? And now that I think of it looking at the season as a whole there is no logic behind it either. How the hell does doing that help him get closer to whatever the hell made Wyatt evil? Yeah, Wyatt is evil in his time which is revealed later, I mean in a later episode, and that is why he got back in time to prevent it. But how the hell does doing this scummy shit help him with that goal in the slightest? It doesn't at all, the asshole. So not only is what he's doing here extremely fucking scummy and makes him an asshole. Oh trust me I will be talking about later what makes him a total cunt, will get there. It also makes him fucking stupid because it doesn't help with his goal of finding who turned Wyatt evil at all. Seriously, what the hell is up with that? It's scummy and doesn't help with anything. Oh, and it gets even worse. I will be talking about the worst part about this shit later.
(3:28-4:23) Now Chris is also so desperate to get the Charmed ones to stop focusing on Leo and just fight demons instead. Yeah the fact that he's very bossy is a problem I have with him. Which I will be talking about later on. But there is one problem in particular I wanna address here. Why the hell is he even trying to get Leo out of the way? And make sure the Charmed ones just forget about him? How the hell does that help him in his goal? Yeah, I'm still on that. Honestly, fuck it I will address it now. The fact that Chris thinks the authority to tell the Charmed ones what to fucking do is pathetic. He has no right to tell them anything. The fact that he is so bossy and tells them what to do all the time is fucking pathetic and just shows how bad of a person he is. You can't sit there and tell me he's not a bad person because he is without a doubt. And the fact he's so damn bossy proves it.
(4:23-4:38) Oh, and Chris is pressuring the Charmed ones so much to fight demons that it also frustrates them. Hey, asshole, how about you mind your own damn business. Let them fight demons on their own time. It's so fucking annoying how bossy this guy is.
(4:38-5:15) Now another problem is that Piper is being overly happy. Oh and trust me it is Chris's fucking fault so that's why I'm considering this a Chris problem. More detail on that later. Anyway, of course there is nothing wrong with being happy, but Piper is so fucking happy to the point that she's fucking ignorant to reality. I mean seriously she never feels any pain, any sadness or anything like that. What the fuck? This is especially frightening when we consider that Piper Halliwell is the greatest fucking female protagonist of all time. This is just painful to see. Poor Piper she deserves so much fucking better.
(5:15-5:49) Now let me first say that Leo is defiantly the best character of this season. He knew the fucking truth since the start. I mean he never knew he was Chris's father but he fucking knew that Chris was up to something and was doing some shady shit. And he knew he was the cause of him being stuck on that far away island. And that's what I fucking respect about him. And yeah he knows Chris is up to something. Unfortunately it's hard for him to find out what he's up to let alone fucking prove it but he knows and that is beyond fucking awesome.
(5:49-6:33) Now to cover his tracks Chris kills one of the valkyries gets their amulet and gets to the Charmed ones since he was forced to give in since they wouldn't shut up about wanting to save Leo. Which again is completely understandable because of the reasons I stated earlier. Yeah the fact he's willing to kill someone innocent to get what he wants makes him a villain. And that is another problem with him. The show itself never acknowledges the fact that he's a villain at all. In fact the season thinks Gideon is the true villain. I mean he is a villain no doubt about it. But honestly I think Chris is far more of a villain. And again the fact the show doesn't even acknowledge that is a massive fucking problem.
(6:33-7:32) Now Leo explained exactly what happened. And why he disappeared while Piper had to deal with being so damn happy to the point that she couldn't feel anything else. It's because Leo was forced to go there against his will. He did remove Piper's other feelings, sure. But his intentions were to slowly give her her feelings back one by one. But that is not what fucking happened. Instead he was forced to go that place against his will and he doesn't even fucking belong there which I made clear and he's right. Yeah it is very fucking sad this all happened. You know who the main person to blame for this is? Chris. And I must ask again. How the hell was putting Leo away gonna help him accomplish his goal? It's not only downright scummy I also don't see how it fits into his plans. Then again he does a lot of shady shit that doesn't help him at all either so I'm not exactly surprised. Yeah I will be talking about that later.
(7:33-7:59) Now on the episode Forget Me, Not thankfully there is only one thing to talk about here. I wish it was the case with most of them. Anyway, in that episode Leo fucking insists that he should get another charge since he is a whitelighter. And Chris refuses and insists that he should be the charge of the Charmed ones. Yeah it's later revealed he lied about being a whitelighter. But honestly he's still such a dick about it, it's embarrassing.
(8:00-8:23) Now in the episode the power of the three blondes when the Charmed ones say that they don't wanna fight demons right now he says, "I'm not unreasonable we can do it later.". Yeah, bullshit, Chris, bull fucking shit. You are fucking unreasonable. But before and after you made this claim. So yeah you're a fucking liar. You are the definition of unreasonable. Why am I not surprised?
(8:23-9:02) Now later on in the same episode Chris says to the Charmed ones, or more specifically the impostors, yeah I forgot to mention the episode is about three cunts stealing the charmed ones' identity and making the whole world think that they are the Charmed ones while the actual Charmed ones are nobodies. Anyway, Chris tells the impostors thinking that they are the Charmed ones all you have to do is be honest with me. The irony of that statement is just baffling to me. This is coming from the same guy who has been dishonest for most of the fucking season. So yeah, you're not the one to fucking talk. You dishonest asshole.
(9:02-10:03) Now by the end of the episode Chris finds out the truth and tricks the impostors so the book is more accessible to the real Charmed ones. Now you might think this is for the positive section, but it's really not. Even though it is fucking cool that Chris did that this could have easily been done by Leo instead. The plot could have easily made Leo realize that those impostors are impostors and stop them. As a matter of fact it would be even better. Since Leo is not a dishonest asshole unlike Chris is. Oh, there is even a scene in the episode where Leo knows that there is something wrong with Piper since she's acting weird. That could be a good sign right there that he figures out that it's not really her. But no. The episode doesn't go with that instead it's fucking Chris who finds this out. I could somewhat respect that if it wasn't for the fact that it could have easily been Leo who finds this out instead to help the Charmed ones. In fact like I said it's even fucking better. Since unlike Chris he's not a dishonest asshole.
(10:04-10:11) Now Chris is trying to look for Leo. Which is ironic as hell since he was trying to get rid of him in the first fucking episode of the season.
(10:12-10:51) Now Chris makes a deal with a suspicious looking guy who is likely a demon. Yeah the fact he makes a deal with someone like that just goes to show he has no limits on what he is willing to do to get what he wants. Seriously like I said earlier he doesn't even need to do those shady tactics in order to be able to save the future. If he's just honest to the Charmed ones and Leo from the start the future would be saved much fucking easier. And this is proof that Chris is really more of a villain than Gideon. Again, more on that later. We haven't seen Gideon's true nature yet but we will later and we will talk about it then.
(10:52-10:58) Now Leo is spying on Chris and rightfully so. Because he knows he's up to something bad.
(10:59-11:20) Now when Leo catches Chris in the act you know what he does? He fucking lies to him and says the potion he's trying to get ready was really for the Charmed ones. Wow, what a scum. I mean seriously there is no reason you should even do that shit. I must stress again that if he was honest to the Charmed ones from the start this would have turned out much better.
(11:21-12:04) Now if you thought he couldn't be any more of an asshole, well to be fair he did much worse things before this, but anyway. This is a very bad thing too. He keeps lecturing the Charmed ones about how they should always be there for each other when something bad happens like if a demon attacks. Who fucking cares? They have a fucking life just let them have a fucking life. I mean they are not normal that goes without saying. But they deserve a normal fucking life. Everybody does. It doesn't matter if someone is normal or not. Having a life and wanting to work and stuff like that is something everyone should do. That makes you a responsible human being. So you lecturing them on that is none of your fucking business asshole.
(12:05-12:42) And then Chris does yet another scummy thing. He makes a deal with a demon to send the Charmed ones to an alternative world where they get the desires that they want. Wow. Hey, asshole, did it ever occur to you that their friends and family in the real world fucking need them? No, you didn't consider that at all. And I know you don't fucking care. And what's even worse is that you're doing this all over the fact that they don't fight demons 24/7. Fuck you. And what's worse is that you're making a deal with a demon. Are you serious? Chris, you should be ashamed of yourself. This is not cool at all.
(12:43-13:02) Now later on the demon Chris made a deal with backstabs him. Well, Chris, what the hell did you expect? Of course he was gonna backstab you since he's a fucking demon. You are supposed to be from the future, right? Well, then you should fucking know that making a deal with a demon is a bad idea. Again, what the hell else did you expect?
(13:03-13:27) Leo notices that the sisters are nowhere around. He can't sense them at all so he's of course suspicious that something happened to them. And you know he's right something did happen to them. It's all Chris's fucking fault. And of course Leo suspects that's exactly what happened. And he's right to be suspicious of Chris. And that's why I respect Leo 100%. He can see through this scumbag shit immediately.
(13:28-13:50) Now Piper says later after they finally get out of that world that Chris deserves a break for saving their lives. No, he really fucking doesn't. Because he is the one who put them there in the fucking first place. Now I don't fault Piper for this at all obviously. She didn't know Chris was behind this. But the fact he did something scummy and they weren't even aware of it makes it even fucking worse.
(13:51-14:06) Now Leo finds an amulet that Chris was stealing so he finds out that Chris was killing a valkyrie and you know what? He was absolutely right. Wow, what a scumbag. There is no line that asshole won't cross to get what he wants. How is he supposed to be one of the heroes again?
(14:07-14:30) Now by the end of the episode Chris has the nerve to say that the Charmed ones were taught a lesson. No, fuck you. They didn't learn any lesson at all. You put them away from their friends away from their family just to put them to an alternative world where they get what they desire. How the hell is that teaching them any lessons? Fuck you. You're just an asshole who can't let them live their fucking lives.
(14:31-14:51) Now the episode Soul Survivors, Chris finds a time portal and Leo pushes him to the time portal as he's suspicious he's up to something. Well Chris it's totally your fault Leo was suspicious of you and caused you to go to the past. If you were honest this entire time and didn't lie about anything this wouldn't have happened. I can promise you that.
(14:52-15:21) Not only is Chris an asshole he has also no empathy for others. What I'm talking about specifically is that he wants to kill a fucking baby. Wow, that's downright psychopathic. Now the baby is a demon. But that doesn't matter. It's still a fucking baby. If you want a baby killed you are fucking sick regardless of if it's a demon or not. I mean seriously fuck this guy, he's disgusting. And the baby clearly isn't evil either. So again fuck this unsympathetic asshole.
(15:22-15:41) Now by the beginning of the episode Chris Crossed some woman is after Chris and he lies to the Charmed ones about it and tells them that he doesn't know who she is. Yes it's revealed later on in the episode that he fucking does know. Why do you always have to lie? You dishonest asshole. You must stress again that if you were honest from the start I'm sure the girls would help you out.
(15:42-16:02) Now Bianca is someone who Chris really fucking loves. Yes she is a woman from the future. But she turns his back on him. It does suck. Being heartbroken sucks. I might hate Chris and I do. But I don't think he deserves to let bad things happening to him. And being heartbroken is something he definitely doesn't deserve at all.
(16:03-16:10) And then Chris takes his ring off and says there is no future for them anymore. Which honestly is justified since Bianca was being an asshole.
(16:11-16:42) Now Bianca uses a spell on the Charmed ones to make sure they forget about trying to chase her. And honestly I legitimately fucking believe that she is doing this because she is on Chris's side. I mean those might have divorced which I will be talking about in the next segment. But honestly I legitimately fucking believe she is on his side. I mean after all she was supportive when he decided to go to the past to change it for the better. Honestly, man, fuck her. And she changed the Charmed ones into sex addicts. That is not fucking good at all.
(16:43-17:37) Now Chris takes his ring off which is understandable. Yeah I am gonna explain exactly why this was the right thing to do. You see like I said Bianca did betray him a bit. However both sides were in the wrong. This just isn't a good relationship overall. Bianaca betrayed him a bit but she also made legit point towards him once. Yeah, both were in the wrong. So a divorce was the fucking right thing to do. So yeah, fuck the both of them. Well not really Bianca as I don't know much about her. But yeah I think they were both in the wrong so breaking up was the right thing to do. I mean Bianca does show to be supportive later on in the episode I won't argue that. But that's just after she betrays him which is not justifiable in any way. But Chris wasn't an innocent little angel either, that's all I'm saying. What wrong did Chris do in the relationship? Well, it's hard to say but I know he wasn't exactly innocent either. Now Piper tries to freeze Chris but it doesn't work.
(17:38-18:11) Now Piper tries to freeze Chris but it doesn't work. And because of that it's revealed that Chris is actually a witch. Fucking what? The fact that that needed to happen in order for it to be revealed that Chris is actually a witch is beyond fucking disgraceful. You should have been honest from the start you shouldn't have told them that you're a whiltelighter when you aren't a fucking whitelighter. You should have told them that you are Piper's fucking son from the start. Oh, she gets to know that alright, very fucking late on in season 6. Jesus fucking christ.
(18:12-18:39) Now his excuse for being dishonest is fucking pathetic. He claims that lying was the only way to get the Charmed ones to trust them. No you fucking asshole and moron. It's the other way around. And yes you definitely are both without a doubt. Telling them the truth is how you get them to trust you. You don't get them to trust you by being dishonest. This should be common sense and the fact that you lack common sense just shows how fucking dumb you are.
(18:40-19:28) And then Chris makes the excuse that the reason he's being dishonest is because telling them the whole truth would interfere with the future. Are you fucking kidding me? No. The best way to fix the future is to tell them the fucking truth. If you told them the truth from the start they would tell you more easily. And I'm still not over how you quote got Leo out of the way. Fuck that shit. I mean seriously he's your fucking father. Your excuses for not telling anyone the truth are beyond pathetic and like I said before you really should be ashamed of yourself. The reason you can't tell them the truth isn't because you fear it might interfere with the future. That is complete horseshit. The real reason you are not telling them the truth is because you're a dishonest little shit. Yeah, that's the main fucking reason.
(19:29-19:39) The episode Witchstock starts with Chris yet again lecturing the Charmed ones on what to do. Do I need to go over again why that's a problem? Didn't think so so let's move on.
(19:39-19:50) And then Leo says it's Chris's job to offer his opinion. Yeah, that is complete bullshit. He is a shady asshole No one should give a fuck about his opinion.
(19:50-20:22) Now there is one thing I find stupid and unnecessary. The goo, whatever the hell it is, is an unneeded conflict in the episode. It really is. I mean what does this shit add? I see it as nothing more than an excuse for the episode to have an unneeded fucking conflict. I mean seriously the possibility of Paige possibly screwing up the past already is a big conflict in itself. The episode doesn't need another conflict. Seriously it doesn't. This is just very fucking unnecessary.
(20:23-20:55) Now Penny Halliwell trashes Chris and it's fucking beautiful. Yes she knows what the hell she's doing. And she knows he's full of shit. And it's so fucking beautiful seeing her trashing Chris. Hell yeah. Though I must admit I am not a fan of how sexist she is towards men. But whatever I can let that slide as it has nothing to do with Chris, so yeah. I don't fucking care. I find it fucking beautiful how she is trashing Chris. He fucking deserves it. Fucking hell yeah.
(20:55-21:30) Later on in the episode when Leo asks Chris what happened to Wyatt in the future he claims that he can't tell him that. Well you definitely fucking should. I mean for fuck's shakes, he's your fucking father he deserves to know the truth. I mean he doesn't know yet he is his father and that's another problem. You should have told him the fucking truth that he is your father from the fucking start. The only fucking reason wasn't changed quickly is because you have to be so goddamn dishonest. Yet again if you told everyone the truth from the start they would easily be able to fucking help you much more quickly.
(21:30-21:43) And then in the episode Prince Charmed, Chris claims yet again that he can't say anything since it will interfere with the future. Do I really need to go over yet again why that's bullshit? Didn't think so, so let's move on.
(21:43-22:56) Now Chris suggests binding Wyatt's power. Good god. This guy is downright fucking sick. Though I have made that perfectly clear already. I mean seriously though. Why the hell do you wanna bind Wyatt's powers? I mean I know he becomes evil in your future but this is not the fucking solution at all you sick asshole. God fucking damn it. Wyatt is born a witch. And having magical powers is something that is fucking part of him, it's inside him. What the fuck? Oh and another thing that bothers me about the show overall too is that in the universe of the show witch is apparently a gender neutral term. Male magic users are still witches. And wizards are apparently mythological creatures. Yeah I never fucking understood that at all. How the hell does that even make sense? Wizards should be the male version while witches should have male versions. But for some reason in the universe of this it's not that way at all. What the hell, man? What the hell? It makes no goddamn sense to me. I know it has nothing to do with Chris or his problems but I felt like pointing it out since it really fucking bothers me.
(22:56-24:03) Now I'm gonna explain the premise of this episode. I didn't do it before since it had nothing to do with Chris or his problems. But what I'm about to talk about next fucking does. So I think it's best to explain the premise since that relates to the next problem which I'm about to bring up. So basically Phoebe and Paige feel bad since Piper is giving up on love. So they make him a man out of magic that knows her desires and does everything in his power to make sure she feels good. Yeah that does sound fucking creepy but it works. Piper does feel better because of this guy. I mean she isn't fine with it at first but she gets used to it. But later on in the episode Chris does some shady shit yet again. He actually manipulates the guy made by magic by making sure he knows the desires of Paige and Phoebe as well. Wow, this shady asshole. This was one of the best things Paige and Phoebe did for Piper and she needed it more than anything and he fucking ruined it for her. What the hell is your problem? You fucking asshole.
(24:03-24:22) Now Piper is pissed that this guy is doing favors for Phoebe and Paige and rightfully so. He is only supposed to serve Piper, no one else. And yeah the fact that he does that is completely fucking Chris's fault. I said it before and I'll say it again, fuck that shady asshole.
(24:22-24:43) Now the guy is being downright fucking creepy towards the other two sisters meaning Paige and Phoebe. And you know what? It's all Chris's fault. Goddamn. I must address again that this could have been the perfect thing for Piper. But that asshole Chris ruined it. And unfortunately gets even worse.
(24:43-24:52) And then the guy even encourages bad behavior thanks to Chris manipulating him. Seriously, Chris, fuck you asshole, and I mean that sincerely.
(24:53-25:42) How here comes the worst part of all. The main reason Chris manipulated this guy into doing what he wants is so he could make the sisters agree to bind Wyatt's powers. Wow, what a fucking scum. I know I said this many times before but it's worth repeating. Saying this isn't the worst thing he's done just proves how shady he is. How shady he is. But this is still very shitty of him to do. Hey asshole, the sisters had legit reasons for not wanting to bind his powers. But now you are tricking them into agreeing with you? Shit like this is why he is a much bigger villain of season 6 than Gideon could ever dream of being. Oh I will be getting into what Gideon did later on in this video but oh god. Chris is fucking worse for sure.
(25:42-26:15) Now Chris's excuse for this, and it's a bad excuse is that the Charmed ones wouldn't trust him if he told him the truth. No asshole, you got it ass backwards. If you were honest to them since the start they would be willing to help you. I mean hell if you were smart you could actually prove you're telling the truth. But no, it never occurs to you. But instead you wanna hide everything and do shady shit. Did it ever occur to you that doing all that shady shit is also messing up with the timeline but in a different way? Fuck you, man. You shady asshole.
(26:16-26:46) Now the Charmed ones lost all trust and respect for Chris after he did this and rightfully so. Yeah Chris, you had it fucking coming. You can't constantly do shady shit and expect everyone to be ok with it. Of course people are gonna lose their trust and respect for you because of it. What the hell did you expect? You deserves all the bad shit that's happening to you and the bad shit that should happen to you but isn't. Seriously, fuck you, man. You deserve to lose respect from the Charmed ones.
(26:47-27:36) In a later scene Chris has a conversation with Leo at the Golden Gate Bridge. And Leo explains to Chris that if he wants to gain their trust he shouldn't manipulate them. And his trust doesn't matter but the trust of the Charmed ones does. And you know what? Leo is right absolutely fucking right. He really should fucking know better. And you know what the saddest part of all of this is? This shouldn't even needed to be explained to Chris, this should be common fucking sense. But Chris is too stupid to realize that. You can't tell them because you don't want to interfere with the future? Yeah, that's a fucking lie. I don't buy for a second that the main reason you went back to the past was to stop Wyatt from turning evil. At this point I think you just went back to the past to mess with the Charmed ones. Again, fuck you.
(27:36-28:12) Now I'm gonna talk about Used Karma. Now I am willing to admit there isn't too much to say about the episode regarding Chris himself. But the Charmed ones themselves are pretty fucking stupid so I'm still gonna address that. Now the Charmed ones go to the underworld and for some reason vanquish demons that did literally fucking nothing. What is the point of that? Are they just vanquishing demons just for the hell of it? Those are sworn demons meaning that if you vanquish one another one appears. But fucking why though? Why are they vanquishing those demons? For simply existing? I'm sorry but this is so fucking stupid.
(28:13-29:08) Now for some reason the Charmed ones are after the Swarm king because that's the only way to stop the swarm demons once and for all. But why though? No I mean seriously why are the Charmed ones after the swarm king in the first place? Why do they want to stop those swarm demons? What's the big deal? I don't fucking know. This is so fucking stupid to me because as far as I know they did nothing wrong. I mean I didn't see them attacking an innocent civilian or anything like that. So what the hell? I mean seriously what the fucking hell? This just feels to me like they are vanquishing demons just for the hell of it. Which isn't like them at all. They are supposed to be the good guys they are supposed to only vanquish demons if they actually fucking did something wrong. I mean they did call Chris out for not wanting a baby killed only because he's a demon so how exactly are they acting any different here? Yeah, they really aren't and that's the honest truth.
(29:09-29:25) Now the Charmed ones think that the scorpion king is the one who turned Wyatt evil with no proof. Yeah, they have no fucking proof at all. There is a high chance they might be wrong in fact they most likely are fucking wrong. Good god. Do I even need to say anything more? Yeah, they're just dumb.
(29:26-30:09) Now in the episode The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell, Leo claims that Chris's intentions are good. Yeah, I'm not buying it. I still think Chris has bad intentions. Also why the hell would you of all people be saying that? You know better, I know you know better. So you shouldn't be saying that at all, you should know that Chris does in fact have bad intentions. I mean you knew of his shady practices since he put you out of the fucking way. So you know he has no good intentions so why the hell are you saying that now? What the hell, man? I mean I appreciate you giving him benefit of doubt but when called out on his shady shit you were right. Every single fucking time. So yet again you're fucking wrong.
(30:10-31:22) Now Chris notices a demon that's trying to scan Wyatt and does nothing about him. You know this could easily be the demon who fucking turned Wyatt evil. He's not but he easily could be. And Chris's reason for not doing anything about that demon who is scanning Wyatt is lousy. Apparently he needs him or some shit like that I don't fucking know, man. It's just so fucking stupid. And after Leo says that he says "I trusted you, I vouched for you." which no. You never really fucking did. You knew from the start he was up to shady shit and most of your accusations are indeed accurate. I don't get it. How the hell was Chris betraying you again? I don't see any sign of betrayal since Leo, you never fucking trusted him in the first place. So what the hell? Yeah, him saying the line I trusted you, I vouched for you just came right out of fucking nowhere and makes no sense if you think of the context of what happened before that. And I don't just mean earlier on in the episode I mean for the entire fucking season so far. Yeah, I really don't fucking see how there is betrayal here, I really don't see it.
(31:23-31:42) Now in the end of the episode Chris begs the Charmed ones to trust him. Yeah, after all the shit you pulled your trust isn't worth it at all. If you want them to trust you, don't to shady shit. It should be common fucking sense. But no, apparently you're too much of a fucking moron to realize that.
(31:43-32:07) Now in the episode I Dream of Phoebe, Chris puts Phoebe on mute and tells her that she is obligated to listen to him even though he has every right to put her on mute so she can't contact him. So you're the center of attention now? You think what you have to say to her is more important than what she might say to you? Seriously just fuck you, man. That's all I can say about that.
(32:08-32:33) Now Chris reveals to Phoebe that Piper can't know that he is his son but has no issue telling Phoebe that. Oh, fuck you. If anyone deserves to know that you're Piper's son it's Piper herself. And don't throw that bullshit at me that you're avoiding it to avoid interfering with the future. You sure as hell did a lot of that by doing shady shit. So don't sell me that crap.
(32:33-33:04) Now Chris desperately wants Leo and Piper to have sex. And he constantly insists on it. No matter how you word it wanting your parents to have sex is fucking creepy. I mean seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Now I understand he needs it since he won't be born otherwise. But come the fuck on, man. It's still highly fucking inappropriate. Also, did it ever occur to you that maybe if you didn't screw up so much it wouldn't have happened? Just saying, what I am saying is true.
(33:04-33:30) Now Phoebe calls Chris out and it's fucking beautiful. I love when people call out on his crap. It's always so fucking beautiful. She talks about how most people would feel guilt when something bad is happening to their parents because of them but he treats it like it's part of his masterplan. Yeah she's right. It is very scummy of him how he has no empathy for others. Way to go, Phoebe this was fucking beautiful.
(33:30-33:54) Now Leo is considering sending Chris back to his time. And you know what? I'm on his side 100%, completely. After all the trouble he caused he doesn't deserve to remain in this timeline. Yeah, just fucking send him away, please. He has been nothing but trouble. He wouldn't have been if he didn't shady shit and was just honest the entire time, but no. So yeah, fucking send him back.
(33:55-34:18) Now keep one thing in mind folks. Before the moment which I'm showing in this image right here, Phoebe insisted that he is gonna help getting Leo and Piper together if he does it on her terms. And here Chris goes fucking against that and thinks that he can still boss her around. Wow, this guy is so dishonest he can't even keep promises, what an asshole.
(34:19-35:07) Oh and then Chris is being scummy yet again. What does he do this time? Well, it's very simple you see he gets access to a wish granting genie and he wishes that whatever issues Leo has with him he would just get over it already. Wow, what a fucking scum. He is even willing to go as far as to make a fucking wish to get things his way. Oh my god, this asshole needs to be sent back to his time. But now thanks to the wish he fucking isn't. Now why do I have a problem with this? Well, because making a wish to get what you want counts as mind manipulation. You are manipulating other people's minds by making wishes. And that is definitely not cool. That is very scummy and Chris should be ashamed of himself. But who the hell am I kidding? He has no shame.
(35:08-35:28) Now Leo does too much for Chris. He does him a lot of fucking favors. And it's embarrassing since he isn't himself. Or at least he isn't what he used to be. Due to mind manipulation. Yeah, I'm still not over that, that's fucking scummy. But how much he's assisting Chris is really fucking embarrassing. I mean goddamn, what the hell?
(35:29-35:47) Oh and Chris is still holding it from Leo that he is his father. And guess what? It's the same bullshit excuse as always. I don't want to interfere with the future. Yeah, bullshit. He is your fucking father he deserves to know the truth you asshole. You don't keep important information like that from your own fucking father.
(35:48-36:11) Oh and Leo kisses Chris's ass even more. Ok, this was beyond embarrassing already but now I don't know what the hell to say. Also, Chris has a problem with him kissing his ass so much? Well if you hadn't made that stupid wish it wouldn't have happened. So you only have yourself to blame for that, Chris. Just you. And it's still scummy you manipulated his mind by the way.
(36:12-36:30) And now Chris does something very creepy. He wishes that Leo and Piper would sleep together. Godfuckingdamn it. This proves again you have no boundaries you asshole. Why the hell would you wish for your parents to fucking sleep together? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
(36:30-36:50) Now Leo claims that when he wished that Leo would get over it that wish was by accident. Yeah, I don't buy it at all. I really think you did it deliberately. I mean seriously after all the shady shit you have done do you really expect me to believe that shady shit like that is all an accident? I don't, your lies don't get past me.
(36:51-37:05) Now Paige calls out on Chris's bullshit and it's just as fucking beautiful here as it always is. Yeah him wishing for his parents to sleep together was very fucking messed up. And I'm glad someone is calling him out for that bullshit.
(37:06-37:16) And then Leo is still kissing his ass. Yeah my point from earlier still stands. Chris, you are a legit scum for manipulating his mind with a fucking wish. Shame on you, man. Shame on you.
(37:17-37:31) Now Chris suggests that they should use a love potion. Alright, that's just downright fucking sick. Wasn't it bad enough you had to manipulate someone's mind by making a wish? Now you want to manipulate with another form of magic? Fucking disgusting.
(37:32-37:40) Now Phoebe and Paige suggest to Chris that he should tell Leo and Piper the truth. You know this something you should have done from the fucking start. Nothing else to say so let's move on.
(37:41-37:57) Now Paige says that she wants to save one of her favorite nephews. No, just no. Fucking no. Seriously after all the shady shit he has done you still consider him one of your favorite nephews? What the hell is wrong with you? Just fucking no. Enough said.
(37:58-38:23) And then some nice guy has a nice conversation with Chris and gives him good advice on how he's too old to worry about the future and how Chris is too young to worry about it. This is a nice conversation and all but Chris doesn't fucking deserve it at all. He deserves nothing but bad things happening to him. Yeah I really don't like this scene. He has a nice conversation with some guy and he really doesn't deserve it at all. And it gets even worse later on.
(38:24-39:04) And then later on that guy which we saw from earlier was none other than the fucking Angel of Death. Good fucking god. Are you serious with this shit? So this guy all along was the fucking Angel of Death? Goddamn it. Now Chris does not at all deserve the privilege to know when he is about to die. So you know what? Fuck this shit. Now the guy says that Chris is in a very special situation. And it is, it is. But my point still stands. He doesn't deserve to be informed about his fucking death at all. In fact he doesn't deserve anything good happening considering all the shady shit he's done. Yeah, he's being far too fucking nice, that's all I'm saying.
(39:05-39:39) Now for some reason Chris gets back to life after he was vanished. Wait, what? Later events reveal that Piper isn't even pregnant. So how the hell is that even possible? He already ran out of time so he already disappeared and all memories of him should have wiped away. Ok maybe not that far since it's the adult Chris that vanished. Not really Chris as a whole. But fucking still. How the hell did he reappear if the baby Chris wasn't born yet? That just doesn't make sense to me.
(39:39-39:50) Now the angel of Death gives Chris a second chance even though he doesn't deserve it at all. Really? Despite all the shady shit he's done? You think he deserves a second chance? Really? What the hell is wrong with you?
(39:51-40:02) Now in the episode Hyde School Reunion Piper thinks that Chris hates him. Trust me lady, that's a fucking compliment. Really, it is. If you are hated by an asshole you're doing something right.
(40:03-41:04) And then Piper asks Chris about the incident that caused him to hate her so much. And Chris says he can't tell her that. Come on stop withholding information you asshole. I mean granted by the end Chris actually accomplishes his goal and stops evil from taking over Wyatt but he would be able to do it so much fucking sooner if he was honest from the start and didn't try to keep anything from anyone. Chris you do not know as much about time traveling as you think you do. Withholding important information isn't going to ruin the future. It will in fact allow you to fix it much fucking quicker. So no your bullshit about withholding information will have bad effect on the future. Yeah you don't know what the hell you're even talking about. You don't know as much about time traveling as you think you do. It's completely your fucking fault that it took a whole fucking season for you to accomplish your goal and you were close to failing countless times.
(41:05-41:27) Now Chris thinks that it was ok to tell his grandfather about what happened to Piper and not Piper herself. What? Now I find it nice that he is connecting with his grandfather in fact I will be talking about that when we get to the positives. But this is still pretty messed up. Stop withholding information from your mother including the fact that she is your fucking mother.
(41:28-42:48) And then by the beginning of the episode "Spin City", wow we're so far yet there is so much left to talk about. That just goes to show how shitty of a character Chris is. Chris talks about how Piper deserves so much better referring to Leo. Oh, fuck you. Leo is one of the best husbands Piper can ever get. Yes, he was gonna spend more time with her and put other things asides. And you know what ruined that? You did. You caused him to become an elder therefore would have less time with his family. I mean granted he probably would still be busy without that. But there is a reason he's so fucking busy all the time and doesn't spend much time with his family. Because he wants to do his best to help his family out by any means necessary. That is the reason why he became a whitelighter. That is the reason why he wanted to help as an elder. And that is the reason why he joins the avatars in the next season. It was fucking stupid and reckless of him to do that in fact I made a whole fucking video about it. But my point stands. He is often away from his family because he fucking cares so much. He is better for Piper than she realistically deserves. So no. Piper doesn't deserve better. She is getting a better husband most people can even dream of. So again, fuck you.
(42:48-43:07) And then when Chris sees a photo of his baby self he asks "Do you mind?" when referring to one of the sisters referring to the baby dick. Yeah you shouldn't be the one talking considering that you made many inappropaite comments about how Piper and Leo need to have sex. I'm still not over that.
(43:07-43:32) Noe the next thing I wanna comment on is something that has nothing to do with Chris himself but it's fucking stupid so I have to comment on it anyway. Paige says fire extinguiser and uses her teleportation powers when the fire extinguisher is right fucking next to her. Seriously, was that really necessary? That comes across as very unnecessary to me and yeah. I don't see the point of that at all.
(43:33-43:42) And then Chris complains he has inferiority complex when it comes to Wyatt. Well, maybe if you weren't such an asshole that wouldn't happen. Just saying.
(43:42-43:52) And then Chris nags the sisters yet again thinking he can control them and tell them what to do. Do I need to go over again why that's a problem? I didn't think so, so let's move on.
(43:52-44:06) And then there is a scene of Chris somehow magneting his hand towards an object. Yeah this is just weird. That's it. There is nothing else I can say about that really. It's just fucking weird. What the hell was that all about?
(44:07-44:34) And then Chris turns into a spider creature. And honestly that means nothing to me. I'm sorry am I supposed to feel bad or sorry for him because he turned into a monster? I don't at all. Normally he is a fucking asshole. Why the hell should I have any empathy for him at all when bad shit like this happens? I'm sorry I find that fucking impossible since I never respected him to begin with. I mean seriously fuck him, he's just getting what's coming to him.
(44:34-44:46) Now Phoebe talks about how Chris's issues go beyond just being affected by that spider virus. And you know what? I believe her 100%. This guy really is an asshole infected or not.
(44:46-44:58) And then Chris starts attacking in the spider form. Yeah, I can easily imagine this is something he would do normally. Spider or not. I really don't think him being infected changes anything.
(44:58-45:15) Now Leo thinks it's not just the virus that is causing Chris to be affected. I think deep down it's really him. And yet again I fucking believe it. Considering all the shady shit he's done this is completely not out of character for him at all.
(45:16-45:58) Now Piper thinks that feeding the baby Chris the antidote would work and surprisingly it does. Yeah this doesn't make any goddamn sense. It shouldn't have worked at all. An antidote only works temporarily. It doesn't work for the rest of your life. An antidote only heals you for one time. So am I supposed to believe that antidote would work and heal Chris from at least 20 fucking years later? Yeah, I really don't buy it. How the hell did that work on Adult Chris from the distant future? It makes no goddamn sense. This is contrived as hell and yeah. I really don't see how this makes any goddamn sense.
(45:58-46:28) And then Chris reveals the reason he doesn't respect his father. And it's a lousy reason at best. It's because Leo was never there for him. Ok, but why the hell are you faulting the Leo for that from back when before you were even fucking born. You can't fault that Leo for something that hasn't happened yet and most likely won't happen for at least a fucking decade. What the hell is wrong with you? Yeah, that is not a good reason to dismiss him. I don't feel sorry for you at all you're still an asshole.
(46:29-47:24) Now for the most part there is nothing to say about the episode Crimes and Demeanors or however the hell you pronounce it. Is that word even fucking English? I don't think it is. Anyway, for the most part there is nothing else to say about this episode. Not because Chris was good in it for the most part let's not kid ourselves. But more because it has next to nothing to do with him. The main focus of it is the Charmed ones being in a magical trial for the trouble it caused. And Chris is barely in the episode. But there is one scummy thing he did in that episode though. In one of the few scenes he was actually fucking there. He threatened a guy near a fucking volcano to get answers out of him. Wow. Yet another reason why you are total scum. I still don't buy that you went to the past to prevent Wyatt from becoming evil. If anything I think you just went back to the past to mess with the sisters that wouldn't surprise me at all.
(47:25-48:02) Now in the episode A Long Day's Journey Into Right Chris commits Grand Theft Auto. Now let me explain exactly what happened in this scene. You see, while Chris was at a car dealership there was a guy who was stealing a car and he stole a car chasing him. That doesn't justify it at all. Chris committed a fucking crime and deserves to be arrested for it. And honestly considering all the shady shit he's done, I think he deserves to be arrested period. Since what he is doing is a felony it really is. But sadly it gets worse than that.
(48:02-48:54) Now while in jail Chris orbs out of jail. Are you fucking kidding me? This is definitely without a doubt abuse of his powers. If you are arrested you fucking accept it you don't break out of jail. I wouldn't mind it if a villain was doing shit like that. But he is supposed to be one of the protagonists. Now let me make something clear. If Chris was supposed to be a villain and I wasn't supposed to root for him I wouldn't be making this video at all. But the fact that he is a protagonist and acts more like a villain is the main reason why I'm making this. Now someone can be a protagonist and still be a bad guy in fact there are many great villains like that. But he isn't just supposed to be a protagonist he is supposed to be a good guy. But he isn't that's why this video is so damn long and that's the main reason I'm making it in the first place.
(48:55-50:25) Now Darryl takes Chris back to jail. Yeah he goes visit the sisters and takes Chris back to jail. And you know what? I am on his side 100%. He says he is not covering for the sisters anymore and to be honest with you I totally understand why. They have broken many laws and they deserve to get consequences for it eventually. And to be fair the sisters themselves are good people and don't commit crimes very often. Yes they do often abuse their magical abilities but when they are in total control they have good morals and are good people. Chris on the other hand is nothing like that. He is an asshole and a very bad person. The problem here is that the sisters are actually fucking defending Chris. Really, despite all the shit he's done you're still defending him? Also, he legitimately committed a fucking crime. Also he legitimately committed a fucking crime. And you know Darryl actually makes a very good point when he says "And exposing magic? I don't think so." Think about what he says as it is a fucking valid point. Godfuckingdamn it. Listen just let Darryl take Chris back to jail. I mean sure it is screwey that he will disappear and things will be bad for you when he isn't there and he's the one who will get you into trouble. But that doesn't at all justify helping him when he committed a fucking crime. Grand Theft Auto is a very serious crime. Honestly I'm disappointed you girls should know better.
(50:25-51:22) Now Leo tries to rationalize with Daryll and oh boy is it a fucking mess. Listen Leo you should know that your son committed a fucking crime. He committed a felony. So why the hell are you trying to talk Darryl into letting Chris go? You're legitimately defending a criminal. That doesn't make you look good. And honestly you're just adding to Darryl's point how it's a bad idea for him to cover up for the Charmed ones. Leo, you are going way too far. Here is how it works in the justice system. If you can prove someone didn't commit a crime that is how you can someone out of jail legally. However you legitimately fucking can't. Again I know it sucks once he goes away the Charmed ones will get into trouble. But like I said earlier defending someone who legitimately committed a crime and a very serious crime isn't the way to go it really isn't.
(51:22-52:21) Now Leo actually breaks Chris out of jail by orbing him out. What the hell is wrong with you? If you were a gangster or an anti-hero I could let this slide. But you aren't. You are supposed to be a good man and you are a good man for the most part. You are supposed to know better than this. So why the hell are you breaking Chris out of jail? Again, you have morals and are supposed to know better. You are acting like a gangster by breaking him out of jail and it's defiantly not a good thing because again you have morals and are supposed to be better than this in fact you are better than this. I'm ashamed of you, Leo. Also did you seriously forget all the shady shit you called him out on? You were correct on fucking everything you called him out for in previous episodes. SO why are you helping him break out of jail? He is not innocent and he isn't a good person either. Again, you should know better.
(52:21-52:50) Leo even goes as far as to erase someone's mind to get out of trouble. Wow, and I mean wow. Again you are supposed to know better since you are not a criminal. You are not a gangster or an anti-hero. By emptying someone's mind to get out of trouble yeah I'm gonna have to be honest you aren't acting any less scummy than Chris and that's saying a lot since I am making a whole fucking video addressing all the scummy shit he did. You should be ashamed for being at the same level as him.
(52:51-53:33) Now by the end of the episode Piper says that Leo is a good father. Now look I appreciate your optimism I really do. But you're wrong. Leo is not a good father at all. A good father doesn't overlook the fact that his son committed a crime and even breaks him out of jail. A good father would disapprove of that and agree he belongs in jail. So no, Leo is not a good father at all. He is a terrible father. A good father would say that his son belongs in jail if he committed a serious crime which he did. Like I said grand theft auto is a felony. Again appreciate your optimism Piper, but you're fucking wrong.
(53:33-54:07) Oh and Chris is not done with withholding important information. He still does it even in this episode. And it's the semi-finale. Oh my god will he ever fucking learn? He tells them that the bad things that happened happened before he was born. Why the hell would you leave that shit out? Goddamn it, man. What the hell is wrong with you? Honestly, this is one of the most important pieces of information to bring up. Including the fact that Piper and Leo are your parents. Stop leaving out important information you asshole.
(54:07-54:48) Now Chris and Paige are abusing a demon who doesn't do anything. Ok, I know that demons are inherently evil but that doesn't mean you get to torture a demon who did nothing wrong. Come on he clearly doesn't even know anything, leave him the fuck alone. What the hell is wrong with you? I mean I understand Chris doing this since he does a lot of shady shit. In fact I'm actually surprised he's the better out of the two in this instance. But Paige I know that she can be stubborn but come on she should fucking know better than to torture a demon who did nothing wrong into telling her what she wants to hear. Come the fuck on, man. Again she should fucking know better.
(54:49-55:19) Paige even goes as far as to kill the demon, are you serious? Now Chris thinks she's wrong for doing that since the demon could tell some useful information. But honestly he doesn't fucking know anything. So no Chris is wrong there. But at least he didn't say anything stupid unlike usually. His point does make sense. Even though he is wrong. But come the fuck on, man. Why the hell would you kill a demon which you yourself forced here who did nothing wrong. What the hell is wrong with you? I don't get it.
(55:20-56:10) Now it is revealed all along that the person who was after Wyatt was Gideon. And I'm supposed to buy that he's the main villain of the season and I don't at all. Let me explain. Yes, what Gideon does is very messed up. You have to be very fucked up in the head to think it's even remotely ok to murder a baby. However the shady shit Chris did is what I'd argue is worse than what Gideon is doing. Manipulation, lying, thinking you can tell people what to do, being insensitive, saying a lot of inappropriate things I can go on all day. All of these things are worse than what Gideon did. Yes his attempt to murder a baby is messed up. Again I'm gonna try to dispute that. However, I stand by what Chris is doing is far more messed up.
(56:11-56:53) Now Chris is concerned that he's running out of time. Yeah I hate to say it Chris but it's completely 100% your fucking fault. You know if you were honest from the start and told the sisters exactly why you went to the past and warned them about what was gonna happen you would have saved the future much fucking sooner. So no, it's completely your fucking fault you're running out of time. If you were smarter you would realize this. Wow, not only are you an asshole you're also a fucking moron. Is there anything else that's wrong with you? Well all the shit I already pointed out. And the sad part is I'm not even done. As you can tell by the fact that there is still quite a lot left of the video.
(56:54-57:32) Now Chris hasn't run out of lame excuses withholding private information has he? Nope, he sure as hell hasn't. So he comes up with yet another one. He says that the reason he withheld some information from Leo is because he wants to protect him. Ok, to be fair this is actually more reasonable than his other reasons. And it actually makes sense and you know I believe he's honest for once. But yeah I still think Chris was in the wrong for doing that. Withholding information I mean. Leo tells him we are your parents we are supposed to protect you not the other way around. And you know that's actually a good point. Better than Chris's point that's for sure.
(57:33-58:18) Now, now Chris says he already said he's sorry about the grand theft auto and Leo says he shouldn't have to say it again. No, that is wrong. Also, I don't buy the phony apology. Chris isn't sorry at all. He knew what he was doing and was stealing the car willingly. I'm still disgusted by how every character I'm supposed to root for is overlooking that this is a serious crime. Darryl is the only one with common sense in this episode. But anyway I don't buy for a second Chris is actually sorry for stealing the car. If he knew it was wrong and cared it was wrong he wouldn't have done it in the fucking first place. So all of you, all of you are just as bad as him for not shaming him like he rightfully should for stealing the fucking car.
(58:19-58:40) Now the Charmed ones are celebrating the fact that they finally found who was after Wyatt and stopped him. But they got the wrong thing yeah. Now to be fair it isn't their fault since Gideon is great at being manipulative. But yeah they got the wrong fucking guy so this is no time to celebrate. They haven't gotten after the actual guy who went after Wyatt yet.
(58:41-59:23) Now Gideon kills his assistant who expose him for what he was attempting to do. Yeah, he knew that Gideon was in the wrong so he needed to tell the sisters the truth. And wow what a disgusting motherfucker he actually fucking kills his assistant so he can't tell them anything. Wow, Gideon really is fucking sick for wanting to kill a baby. But to be entirely honestly with you though I don't buy for a second that Gideon is the true villain of the sixth season of Charmed. I mean he was introduced when? By the middle of the fucking season? And he has been nothing but trouble the entire time? Yeah what Gideon is doing is scummy but it's nothing compared to what Chris has done.
(59:24-59:43) Now Paige and Phoebe talk about how much they will miss Chris. Really, despite all the shady shit he's done you're gonna miss him? I mean I know he is your family but if a family member is a scumbag, just screw him. I mean seriously he isn't even worth it. I would find this a sad and a charming moment if it wasn't for that broken logic.
(59:44-1:00:11) Now Darryl's wife feels sad and disappointed that Darryl isn't covering up for Chris. Now let me just first say that I sympathize with her. I totally understand why she is so sad. Because she doesn't know exactly what happened to make Darryl be that way. But she is wrong. You shouldn't cover for a criminal. Again I understand where she's coming from but she is still wrong though. And she also says the Charmed ones are like a family to her and Darryl.
(1:00:12-1:00:37) Honestly I understand your sadness and her feelings are definitely valid but yeah she is unfortunately still wrong. They are not like family to Darryl anymore. After all the shit they put him through it's no wonder she wants nothing to do with them anymore. Again, her feelings defiently come from the right place but her feelings are still wrong, and if these feelings are wrong I am gonna fucking say it.
(1:00:38-1:01:31) Now the Charmed ones are trying to talk to Darryl and talk him out of the charges he had towards Chris. Oh my fucking god. Do you girls still don't get it? He is in trouble because he broke the fucking law. If you are really that concerned about Chris allow Darryl to arrest him. I mean I know it isn't your fault that Chris broke the law but you should fucking allow a criminal guilty of felony to be arrested instead of trying to rescue him. What the hell is wrong with all three of you? And yes Darryl has a perfectly legitimate reason to not wanting anything to do with you anymore. He realized that it's not worth it. And he also fucking sick of all this magical nonsense. So please just leave him the hell alone and let him be. If you were a good friend of Darryl which you are not by the way, you would respect that and leave him the hell alone.
(1:01:32-1:01:54) Now when the sisters talk about how Chris might be going home today and without him they'd be screwed Darryl actually brings up a good point that maybe you should have thought of that before breaking Chris out of jail. Yeah. Prison break is prison break no matter how you slice it. But it's especially serious if the guy you broke out of prison committed a felony which he did.
(1:01:55-1:02:28) Now Phoebe suggests if they are in jail in the future he should just bust them out. Ok, there is a problem here. What the hell good will that do? Them getting to jail would probably happen in less than a fucking year. How the hell is going 20 whole years to the fucking future which I assume is at least 20 fucking years as Chris looks at least 20 gonna do? Nothing. Because that won't at all help you if you get to jail after Chris already fucking leaves. I mean good fucking god.
(1:02:28-1:02:49) Now after finding out the truth that Gideon was behind the scheme the entire time and he is the one who made Wyatt evil Chris says he's surprised that Gideon was behind this all along. Well, Chris considering how much of a fucking moron you are and can't do anything right I am not at all surprised that you couldn't figure that out.
(1:02:50-1:03:08) Now late on after Chris says he wants to get away from Leo he responds with "that's not why you wanna get rid of me, Chris.". Which means he hasn't gotten over his suspicions with Chris. Yeah, after all the shady shit he's done I'm not surprised Leo is still suspicious about him.
(1:03:09-1:04:39) Now later on the Charmed ones are in an alternative universe. I mean they are in their universe but it has been altered. Now everyone is so happy go lucky that anything even remotely negative would get you fucking shot. Yeah in that universe you can't even say fuck without getting punished for it. I mean granted the word fuck is never used in the show but if it was yeah you would be fucking shot for doing that. They can't even say damn hell or ass which are words that are allowed by the TV standards but not allowed in this world and yeah. They do get fucking shot for swearing. And no one even gives the slightest fuck that one of the Charmed ones are injured that's messed up. But yeah I've explained enough. Now I'm gonna talk about the good parts. Something that I like. Yeah I'm not at the positive side but even though this is a positive it still makes Chris look bad so I'm still gonna talk about it here. Despite Darryl being crazy and out of his mind due to the world altering he still makes good points and is pretty rational. Although everyone else in the world is not rational at all. That's actually pretty fucking cool. It was nice of him to give the Charmed ones another chance to turn Chris in although they don't deserve another fucking chance. But it was very nice of him. And to be honest I don't think it has anything to do with the mind being altered because of that messed up world. I'm sure Darryl would even do this if he wasn't insane and totally in control of what he's doing.
(1:04:40-1:05:04) Now it's finally time to talk about the positives. And thankfully there are some things to praise about Chris. Now bear in mind that I'm not counting people calling out on his bullshit as a positive. Since that does make Chris look bad. I am talking about good aspects of Chris that actually do benefit him. There are unfortunately not a lot of those but I don't wanna be all negative so let's fucking talk about it.
(1:05:05-1:06:10) Now I did bring this up earlier as a negative. And honestly all the problems I addressed with this still stand. It was fucking creepy of Chris to wish that his parents slept together. But honestly it's a positive too because there is one very good aspect of it. Chris actually did those two a fucking favor. If he hadn't made that wish Piper would be fucking dead by now. Basically after the Charmed ones are dead Leo in his sleep healed Piper when he was sleeping. Wow, that is so fucking awesome. If it wasn't for that yeah the Charmed ones would be dead for real. But thankfully they aren't thanks to fucking Leo. So great job, man. Could the fact that Chris wasn't there originally be what ruined the future and he saved it already? Nope. That's not it since Piper died much much later. Yeah, that event almost happening was also caused by Chris's presence that's obvious. But still though my point stands. If he didn't make that fucking wish the Charmed ones would be dead by the episode. It's fucking great they aren't.
(1:06:11-1:07:02) Now Chris has a very nice conversation with his grandfather. Now the double standards of willing to be open to him and tell him everything and not being open to the sisters or Leo still bothers me. But you know what? It's still fucking nice that those two could have a conversation together and fucking talk. Yeah I have to be honest it's a very fucking sweet scene and I like it. It's one of the few scenes involving Chris which I actually don't mind. So yeah the connection between those two is fucking wonderful and I love it. And I personally find Victor to be one of the most interesting characters. He is one of the few out of the parents of the Charmed ones who is still alive from all sides and he is actually a non-magic user. Yeah. He is a father of three women who are witches. I find that very fucking interesting.
(1:07:02-1:07:11) Now Victor tells Piper that Chris loves him. I find that very hard to believe despite all the shit he's done. But this is still a sweet scene so I count this as a positive.
(1:07:12-1:08:15) Now Paige does something terrible. She makes her own man pretty much the same way as her and Phoebe made a man for Piper. But honestly it's actually worse here because they actually have a legit reason to do that since Piper gave up on love. So they wanted to maker her a man with the best intentions since it really would help her out. But Paige had no legit reason to do it. She is only doing it with her own selfish needs. I mean doing stuff just for yourself is fine but you shouldn't use magic for personal gain. There are consequences for that. And Paige should know better. I know she wants to be able to use magic fucking everywhere but she has to know her limits. And you know what? Chris points out that doing this is a fucking terrible idea. And what do you know? He's actually right. Fucking right for once. This was a fucking bad idea. I am so fucking glad he called her out on that hell yeah. Yeah, it's one of the few things he said that's actually not dumb in the slightest.
(1:08:16-1:09:05) And here comes the best scene of all involving Chris. Unfortunately considering how few there are to choose from it's not much of an accomplishment. But yeah I fucking love this scene. Basically by the end of It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World Chris actually fucking dies and Leo finds it sad. And he can't even heal him as he was killed with special magic. That is so sad. May he rest in peace. I will admit I still don't like how much of a shady asshole he is for the entire fucking season. But you see I have empathy for others. Even assholes. Even when a complete asshole dies I am still gonna sympathize. And yeah I do feel sad that Chris actually dies by the end of the season. May he rest in peace. He was not a great man but again I have even sympathy for assholes.
(1:09:06-1:10:22) So anyway yeah. Chris Halliwell is just a terrible character. I wouldn't say he is the absolute worst character. Personally I think the avatars are worse. And lackluster poorly written demons are worse too. And that creepy guy in the eight season I think that tried to get Piper's love, yeah he's worse too. There are a few others. But he's definitely one of the worst characters for sure. Seriously fuck that guy. And you know I used to like him. But then again back then I overlooked all the problems with the show and I enjoyed everything about it. You know guys there is one thing that really sucks about getting older. It's getting more critical and finding issues with things that you're even a big fan of. It sucks, it really fucking sucks to find problems with things that you love. And fortunately my next Charmed video will be on a more positive note. It will be on one of my favorite episodes of the entire show which is It's a Bad, bad, Bad, Bad World which is a double length episode. That's gonna be fun to talk about. Again, I'm sorry that all the Charmed related videos have been negative but I will try to make up for it with the next one I promise. But anyway this is basically the end of the video thank you all for watching and you all have a fantastic day.