Chomper's Toothache

This is a story about Chomper having a toothache and the Zombies trying to make it even worse.
Created by Ariq1144.
== Characters ==
* Chomper
* Starfruit
* Snow Pea
* Sunflower
* Basic Zombie
* Peashooter
* Conehead Zombie
* Buckethead Zombie
* Wall-nut
* Repeater
* Giga-Football Zombie
* Dr. Zomboss
* The Dentist
* Sweet Pea
== Prologue ==
Once upon a time, Chomper is strolling at the park, when...
Chomper: *Hums*
Starfuit: *Is eating candies*
Chomper: “Huh? Oh hey Starfruit! What are you eating?”
Starfruit: “Oh! Hi, Chomper! You know, just eating some candies.”
Chomper: “Candies? I never ate one of those.”
Starfruit: “Ooh! Wanna try some?” *gives some candies to Chomper*
Chomper: “Ooh! Candy!” *eats a candy*
Starfruit: “Well?”
Chomper: “It’s so... TASTY!” *eats all of his candies* “Mmm! Do you still have more?”
Starfruit: “Uh... sorry, but I ran out of candies. Maybe next time! See ya!” *leaves*
Chomper: “I have to get MORE candies!!!” *rushes somewhere*
Starfruit: (In the distance) “Oww! It hurts again! Four cavities in one tooth? How does this happen?”
== Chapter 1: Candies & Cavities ==
One day, Chomper is counting his chocolates and candies in his pile of sweet treats...
Chomper: “...997, 998, 999, 1000! I have 1000 of these sweet sugary goodness!”
Snow Pea: “Wow, you have 1000 of those? Did you count all of those?”
Chomper: “Wait, I can count?”
Snow Pea: “Wait, what?”
Chomper: “What?”
Snow Pea: “...huh. Well, do you plan to eat all of those candies in one go?”
Chomper: “Of course! I’ve been saving up these sweet munchies since last week! Welp, here we go!”
Snow Pea: “Wait! Chomper! You shouldn’t eat those amount of candies! It’s not healthy for your–”
*Chomper eats the chocolates and candies until every single one of them got eaten*
Snow Pea: *Stares with amazement*
Chomper: “Yum! Those candies are delicious!”
Snow Pea: “Uh... don’t you feel sick eating those many candies?”
Suddenly...
Sunflower: “ZOMBIES!!!”
Snow Pea: *Gasp!* "Did you hear that? Zombies! Come on! Let’s go to the lawn!”
*Snow Pea and Chomper goes to the lawn*
Basic Zombie: “Braaainz...”
Peashooter: *Shoots pea at the Zombies*
Snow Pea: *Shoots pea as well, slowing down the Zombies*
Conehead Zombie: “Braaainz...”
Buckethead Zombie: “Brainz!”
Sunflower: *Releases sun*
Wall-nut: *Is planted*
Repeater: *Shoots peas at the Zombies*
The battle went pretty smoothly, when suddenly...
Giga-Football Zombie: “Braaainz!!!”
Sunflower: *Gasp!* “A Giga-Football Zombie!”
Chomper: “Lemme at ‘em! After all those delicious candies, now it’s time for a real lunch!”
*Chomper eats Giga-Football Zombie*
Chomper: *Chews, then swallow*
*The Plants celebrates*
Sunflower: “Yay! Hurray for Chomper!”
Chomper: “AAAAAHHH!!!”
Sunflower: “Huh?”
Snow Pea: “What’s the matter?”
Chomper: “My tooth hurts!”
Snow Pea: “See? This is why I told you not to eat that many candies.”
Chomper: “What should I do?”
Snow Pea: “Welp, better call a dentist.”
*Snow Pea called a dentist*
Snow Pea: “Okay, he should be here in several minutes.”
Chomper: “Owww!”
Buckethead Zombie: *Is hiding behind a bush* “So... Chomper iz having a toothurt, eh? Better report this to Dr. Zomboss!”
== Chapter 2: Here Dentist ==
At Zomboss HQ...
Buckethead Zombie: “Dr. Zomboss! Dr Zomb–”
Dr. Zomboss: “Yes yes I heard you! What is it?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Chomper iz having a toothurt right now!”
Dr. Zomboss: “A toothurt? What? What does that even mean?”
Buckethead Zombie: “You know, when hiz tooth iz hurt.”
Dr. Zomboss: “That’s called a toothache, you moron!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Yeaz, thaz wut I mean.”
Dr. Zomboss: “Interesting... perhaps we can make it even worse!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Welp, you better do it fast becoz they called a dentizt already.”
Dr. Zomboss: “Don’t worry, we will make sure we replace the dentist with someone even better at handling an aching tooth!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Like who?”
Dr. Zomboss: “Hm... I don’t know, how about... YOU?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Whah?”
A few moments later...
The Dentist: “Hmm... Where is the house at...”
Buckethead Zombie: *Pokes the Dentist on the back*
The Dentist: “Huh?” *turns around*
Buckethead Zombie: “BRAINZ!!!”
The Dentist: “AAAAAHHH!!!” *realizes he’s surrounded by zombies* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
The Zombies: “BRAINZ!!!”
Meanwhile, in the lawn...
Chomper: “Owww...”
Snow Pea: “Where is this dentist? He should’ve arrived a while ago.”
Sunflower: “Look! There he is!”
*Buckethead Zombie is dressed up as a dentist*
Buckethead Zombie: “Hello! Dr. Bucke– I mean, Buck! Yez! Dr. Buck haz arrived to solve your teeth problemz!”
Chomper: “Finally!”
Snow Pea: “We’ve been waiting for you!”
Peashooter: “Wait a second, this dentist... don’t you think he looks a bit... suspicious?”
Sunflower: “What do you mean?”
Peashooter: “I mean, look! He looks... rotten. Almost like... a zombie!”
Sunflower: *Gasp!* “Do you think he’s a zombie in a disguise?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Oh no no no! I’m like thiz because I work too hard!”
Snow Pea: “Now that you mention it... Why do you sound different than on the phone?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Iz because I got throat problemz.”
Peashooter: “And what’s that on your head?”
Buckethead Zombie: *Eyes looks upward* “Oh! Thiz? It’s a dentizt sign! Don’t you see it readz ‘I am dentizt’?”
Peashooter: “I don’t know... The shape looks too similar that of a bucket that Bucketheads usually wears.”
Buckethead Zombie: “Oh, thaz juzt a cruel coincidenze.”
Peashooter: *Squints eyes* “Hmm...”
Buckethead Zombie: *Gulp!*
Chomper: “Owww! Hurry up!”
Peashooter: “Fine! Go heal Chomper!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Eep!” *approaches Chomper*
Snow Pea: “Don't you think you’re a little bit too skeptical?”
Peashooter: “What? No! I’m just saying, after that last encounter with Dr. Conie, my trust for doctors has decreased significantly. He could be a zombie, for all you know!”
Snow Pea: “Oh don’t worry, Pea! I’m sure everything will work just fine!”
== Chapter 3: Good Dentist? ==
Buckethead Zombie: “Now open your mowth.”
Chomper: *Opens mouth as wide as possible*
Buckethead Zombie: “Ugh! Have you tried eating mintz?”
Chomper: “I did! Everyone offers me mints all the time!”
Snow Pea: “...yet he never gets the hint.”
Buckethead Zombie: *Wears a gas mask* “Owlright... open your mowth again.”
Snow Pea: “...why’d a dentist have a gas mask?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Huh? You zay zomething?”
Snow Pea: “Uh... nevermind.”
Buckethead Zombie: “Now! Begin the operashun! Uh, do you mind holding him? Juzt in case it gets a bit too much for him.”
Repeater: “We’ll make sure he doesn’t accidentally close his mouth and chomp on you! Come on, guys!”
*Some of the Plants holds Chomper and keeps his mouth open*
Buckethead Zombie: “Firsht, I’m gonna have to know the situation of the tooth.” *shakes Chomper’s tooth violently*
Chomper: “OOOOOWWW!!!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Alright okay! Now we must fix the bad cavity on the tooth!” *drills the tooth*
Chomper: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Now we apply painkiller cream to the hurting area!” *applies sugary chocolate cream to the cavity*
Chomper: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
Peashooter: “Uh... are you sure he’s doing his job correctly? He seems to be making it worse, if you ask me!”
Snow Pea: “Relax! Just leave it to the professional.”
Buckethead Zombie: “Oh! Thiz part needz to be hammered.” *hammers the tooth*
Chomper: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
A few but long minutes of pain and suffering later...
Buckethead Zombie: “And... done!”
Peashooter: “But... you destroyed all of his teeth!”
Buckethead Zombie: “Yep! Can’t have a toothache without teeth!”
Chomper: *Is unconcious*
Buckethead Zombie: “Look! He zleeping already! Must be relieved.”
Peashooter: “Uhh...”
Buckethead Zombie: “Welp, my job here iz done! Bye-bye!”
Peashooter: “W-Wait!”
*Buckethead Zombie ran away*
Later, at Zomboss HQ...
Buckethead Zombie: “Dr. Zomboss! Dr. Zomb–”
Dr. Zomboss: “So, did you succeed?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Yezh, I destroyed hiz teeth with the toolz you gave me.”
Dr. Zomboss: “Excellent! Take that, Chompoop! Mwuahahaha!”
Meanwhile, in the lawn...
Peashooter: “Chomper! Are you alright?”
Chomper: “Urgh... My teeth!”
Peashooter: “That Dr. Buck guy destroyed all of your teeth!”
Snow Pea: “Oh no! How are you gonna chew zombies now?”
Dr. Zomboss: (At Zomboss HQ) “Yes! YES! MWUAHAHA!!!”
Chomper: “Relax! Watch this!” *grows teeth back*
Dr. Zomboss: “WHAT!?!?!?”
Peashooter: “Wow! You can regrow your teeth back?”
Snow Pea: “You’re like a shark! But a plant! A shark plant! A plant shark?”
Chomper: “And you know what, these teeth are actually better and stronger than my old ones!”
Snow Pea: “Wow!”
Chomper: “Thanks to that dentist! My toothache is now gone, AND, because he destroyed all of my old teeth, I could regrow new and better ones!”
Peashooter: “Yeah! He even worked for free! I guess I was being too skeptical earlier.”
Snow Pea: “See? I told you! Haha.”
Dr. Zomboss: *Jaw drops* “...”
Buckethead Zombie: “Uh... Dr., Dr. Zomboss.”
Dr. Zomboss: *Jaw still drops*
Buckethead Zombie: “Doc–”
Dr. Zomboss: *Covers Buckethead Zombie’s mouth with hands* “No need to say anything. Nothing needs to be said.” *slowly leaves the room*
Buckethead Zombie: “Doc. Doctor? Are you shure you’re fine?”
Dr. Zomboss: *Closes the doors*
Buckethead Zombie: “Doctor? Oh welp.”
*Silence for a few seconds, then...*
Dr. Zomboss: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*Outside, the crows flies away*
THE END
== Epilogue ==
The next day, there’s a commotion in the garden...
Starfruit: “Do you think we can get more if we ask again?”
Chomper: “Hello! What’s all this commotion about?”
Starfruit: “Oh! Chomper! You’re gonna be happy about this! Sweet Pea is giving free candies to everyone! You should ask for yours, before they run out!”
Sweet Pea: "Candies! Candies for everyone!"
Chomper: “Candies!? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” *runs away*
Starfruit: “Chomper? Hey! Chomper! What is wrong with that plant? Oh well. Um... can I have more candies?”
Meanwhile, at Zomboss HQ...
Buckethead Zombie: “Dr. Zomboss! Dr. Zomboss!”
Dr. Zomboss: “What is it? And why are you wearing the dental uniform?”
Buckethead Zombie: “I’ve been interezted with dental thingz, and have practized to do dental stuff.”
Dr. Zomboss: “That’s great. Now if you excuse me–”
Buckethead Zombie: “I’ve chozen a candidate for my next patient: you!”
Dr. Zomboss: “Huh?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Juzt lie on the dental chair.” *forcefully straps Dr. Zomboss on a dental chair*
Dr. Zomboss: “Hey!!! What are you doing!?”
Buckethead Zombie: “Don’t worry! After thiz your teeth will be sparkling clean!” *activates chainsaw*
Dr. Zomboss: “B-Buckethead? What are you going to do with that chainsaw? Buckethead? Buckethead!!!”
Buckethead Zombie: *Is holding a chainsaw, which gets closer to Dr. Zomboss’ mouth* “My name iz not Buckethead anymore. My name iz...”
*Chainsaw is activated*
Buckethead Zombie: “...DR. BUCK!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!”
Dr. Zomboss: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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