The Golden Girls Lifetime (TV network) Schedule June 1, 2006 June 7, 2006

June 1
Thursday
9:00 am	EPISODE 150A • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (part 1)	Sophia gets thrown in jail for starting a fire and then proves her innocence. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 1
Thursday
9:00 am	EPISODE 150A • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (part 1)	
	 	
June 1
Thursday
11:00 am	EPISODE 151 • Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser 	Dorothy hits a snag when she directs her school's play. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 1
Thursday
11:00 am	EPISODE 151 • Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser 	
	 	
June 1
Thursday
11:30 am	"Hey Look Me Over" 	Rose gets a roll of film developed and discovers a photo of Blanche in bed with Charlie. Meanwhile, Sophia is showing signs of hearing loss and Dorothy is concerned. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 1
Thursday
11:30 am	"Hey Look Me Over" 	
	 	
June 1
Thursday
6:00 pm	My Brother, My Father 	When Sophia's Sicilian priest, Uncle Angelo, makes a visit to Miami, Sophia convinces Dorothy and her ex-husband Stan to pretend they are still married so the priest won't be broken-hearted over their divorce. Bill Dana and Herbert Edelman guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Bill Dana, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 1
Thursday
6:00 pm	My Brother, My Father 	
	 	
June 1
Thursday
6:30 pm	EPISODE 70 • “And Ma Makes Three” 	Three's a crowd when Sophia tags along on Dorothy's dates. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 1
Thursday
6:30 pm	EPISODE 70 • “And Ma Makes Three” 	
	 	
June 1
Thursday
1:00 am	What a Difference a Date Makes 	Dorothy goes out with an old friend. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Hal Linden, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 1
Thursday
1:00 am	What a Difference a Date Makes 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
9:00 am	EPISODE 156 • Where’s Charlie? 	Rose thinks her dead husband, Charlie, is trying to contact her from beyond the grave when she discovers that all the cantaloupe is on one side of the fruit salad -- a signal they had worked out before he died. Harold Gould guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
9:00 am	EPISODE 156 • Where’s Charlie? 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
9:30 am	EPISODE 153 • The Case of the Libertine Belle 	Dorothy, Sophia and Rose join Blanche on a murder mystery weekend she has organized for the museum's annual outing. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
9:30 am	EPISODE 153 • The Case of the Libertine Belle 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
11:00 am	EPISODE 154 • Beauty and the Beast 	When Sophia sprains both ankles, she needs help with her daily activities, but Dorothy is busy with a conference and Blanche has her seven-year-old granddaughter visiting, so Dorothy hires Nurse Defarge from Shady Pines to help out. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
11:00 am	EPISODE 154 • Beauty and the Beast 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
11:30 am	EPISODE 155 • That’s For Me to Know 	Dorothy is organizing a family history for the grandkids. As she rummages through family memorabilia, she comes across a locked box that belongs to Sophia. Sophia firmly tells Dorothy to stay away from the box, but curiosity gets the best of her and she opens it -- only to find a wedding picture of her mother with a man that is not her father. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
11:30 am	EPISODE 155 • That’s For Me to Know 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
6:00 pm	EPISODE 71 • “Larceny and Old Lace” 	Dorothy becomes concerned when she discovers that Sophia's new boyfriend, Rocco, may be a thug, but Dorothy soon finds out that Rocco only tells Sophia that he has robbed a bank because he thinks it will impress her. Mickey Rooney guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Mickey Rooney   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
6:00 pm	EPISODE 71 • “Larceny and Old Lace” 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
6:30 pm	Mixed Blessing 	It's a nightmare when Dorothy's son brings home his dream girl. Scott Jacoby and Hartley Silver guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Scott Jacoby, Hartley Silver   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
6:30 pm	Mixed Blessing 	
	 	
June 2
Friday
1:00 am	EPISODE 149 • Love for Sale 	The ladies prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction. Bill Dana and Herbert Edelman guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Bill Dana, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 2
Friday
1:00 am	EPISODE 149 • Love for Sale 	
	 	
June 5
Monday
9:00 am	The Monkey Show 	Due to Ida Pearlberg's telling leg cramp (which predicts hurricanes), Sophia and just about every octogenarian in Miami are preparing for disaster, even though there's no news of a hurricane. In the meantime, Rose has arranged for the local television station to give her eight hours of air time for a telethon to save McKinley Lighthouse, and Blanche volunteers to help. Dorothy, thinking she's awakening from a bad dream where Stan and Gloria were in her bed doing the sheet fandango, discovers the "bad dream" is standing in front of her wearing her silk robe. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 5
Monday
9:00 am	The Monkey Show 	
	 	
June 5
Monday
11:00 am	EPISODE 157 • Mother Load 	Stan asks Dorothy to go to counseling with him so that he can learn to let her go and live his life without her. Herbert Edelman and Steve Landesberg guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman, Steve Landesberg   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 5
Monday
11:00 am	EPISODE 157 • Mother Load 	
	 	
June 5
Monday
11:30 am	EPISODE 158 • Dateline Miami 	As Dorothy leaves to meet her date at a restaurant, Sophia states that he's a jerk for not picking her up. The conversation sends Blanche, Rose and Sophia down memory lane as they reminisce about past jerks in their lives. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Lyn Greene   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 5
Monday
11:30 am	EPISODE 158 • Dateline Miami 	
	 	
June 5
Monday
6:00 pm	EPISODE 74 • “Mister Terrific” 	While Dorothy is looking for summer work, a local kids' show TV personality, Mr. Terrific, suggests that she talk to his producer about being a consultant for the show. Dorothy takes the job and does so well at it that Mr. Terrific is fired. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 5
Monday
6:00 pm	EPISODE 74 • “Mister Terrific” 	
	 	
June 5
Monday
6:30 pm	EPISODE 72 • “Rose’s Big Adventure” 	Rose's new beau, Al, asks her to sail around the world with him. George Coe guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, George Coe   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 5
Monday
6:30 pm	EPISODE 72 • “Rose’s Big Adventure” 	
	 	
June 5
Monday
1:00 am	EPISODE 150A • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (part 1)	Sophia gets thrown in jail for starting a fire. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 5
Monday
1:00 am	EPISODE 150A • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (part 1)	
	 	
June 6
Tuesday
9:00 am	EPISODE 161 • Rose Loves Miles 	Sophia goes to Sicily to make amends with her first husband for having their marriage annulled and leaving him for America. Meanwhile, Rose is tired of Miles' cheapness and decides to spend a night out with Blanche and her rich Texan friend. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Bill Dana, Harold Gould   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 6
Tuesday
9:00 am	EPISODE 161 • Rose Loves Miles 	
	 	
June 6
Tuesday
9:30 am	EPISODE 162 • Room Seven 	Blanche is distraught over the demolition of Grammy Hollingsworthy's plantation in Atlanta, where she grew up. Needing to bid the plantation a final farewell, Blanche and the Golden Girls travel to the South. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 6
Tuesday
9:30 am	EPISODE 162 • Room Seven 	
	 	
June 6
Tuesday
11:00 am	From Here to the Pharmacy 	Blanche gets a visit from a "friend" named Bill, who she does not remember. Meanwhile, Sophia is working on her will and Rose acts as her legal advisor. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 6
Tuesday
11:00 am	From Here to the Pharmacy 	
	 	
June 6
Tuesday
11:30 am	The Pope’s Ring S7E13 	Sophia is off to see the Pope's Mass. Under strange circumstances, Sophia obtains the Pope's ring and it becomes up to Sophia and the Golden Girls to figure out a way to return it. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 6
Tuesday
11:30 am	The Pope’s Ring S7E13 	
	 	
June 6
Tuesday
6:00 pm	EPISODE 77 • “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” 	Life's the pits when Sophia searches for the perfect nectarine. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 6
Tuesday
6:00 pm	EPISODE 77 • “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” 	
	 	
June 6
Tuesday
1:00 am	EPISODE 150B • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (part 2)	Sophia proves her innocence. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 6
Tuesday
1:00 am	EPISODE 150B • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (part 2)	
	 	
June 7
Wednesday
9:00 am	"Old Boyfriends" 	Rose gets a visit from an old friend from St. Olaf who professes his love for her. Meanwhile, Sophia begins dating a man named Marvin, who always brings his sister, Sarah, on his dates with Sophia. Sophia soon learns that Sarah is really Marvin's wife. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 7
Wednesday
9:00 am	"Old Boyfriends" 	
	 	
June 7
Wednesday
9:30 am	EPISODE 166 • Goodbye, Mr. Gordon 	Dorothy runs into the eleventh grade school teacher she used to have a crush on. Meanwhile, Rose is promoted to associate producer of the "Wake Up Miami" show, and tricks Blanche and Dorothy into being on a panel about lesbians. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 7
Wednesday
9:30 am	EPISODE 166 • Goodbye, Mr. Gordon 	
	 	
June 7
Wednesday
11:00 am	"The Commitments" 	Dorothy wins tickets for Beatlemania on the same evening she's supposed to go out on a blind date, so she begs Blanche to take her place on the date. Ken Howard guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Ken Howard   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 7
Wednesday
11:00 am	"The Commitments" 	
	 	
June 7
Wednesday
11:30 am	Questions and Answers 	Dorothy and Blanche sign up to be contestants on "Jeopardy." Merv Griffin and Alex Trebeck guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Merv Griffin, Alex Trebeck   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 7
Wednesday
11:30 am	Questions and Answers 	
	 	
June 7
Wednesday
6:00 pm	"Bang the Drum, Stanley" 	When Stan invites Dorothy and Sophia to a ball game to butter them up so Dorothy will give him a loan, he gets more than he bargained for -- not only does Dorothy flatly refuse, but Sophia is the recipient of a fly ball to the noggin. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche are busy preparing for their roles in a community theater production of "Cats." Herbert Edelman guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
June 7
Wednesday
6:00 pm	"Bang the Drum, Stanley"