Pigs in Space: Dissolvatron/Conclusion (transcript)

Captain Link/Miss Piggy (Jim Henson) 	Strangepork, this is all your fault.
Miss Piggy/Captain Link (Frank Oz) 	Yeah, yeah! What do you have to say for yourself?
Janice/Dr. Strangepork (Richard Hunt) 	Ew. This is a bummer. I mean, rully.
 	Dr. Strangepork returns, but in Janice's body.
Dr. Strangepork/Janice (Jerry Nelson) 	Something has gone wrong with my dissolvatron.
Janice/Dr. Strangepork 	Oh, this is definitely not my scene.
Miss Piggy/Captain Link 	Oh, Kermie. Kermie! Help! Where are you, Kermie?
 	Kermit the Frog and the Swedish Chef arrive, also with switched bodies.
Swedish Chef/Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson)	(talks Swedish)
Miss Piggy/Captain Link 	Kermie!
Kermit the Frog/Swedish Chef (Jim Henson)	Um, that does it. Uh, the sketch is cancelled. Kill the lights. Uh, strike the scenery. Curtain!
 	The curtain closes.
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