Underarm Fartin' Philly

Made by Mattel from 2007-2009, this is a battery-powered, talking, noise-making Philly Phil doll with magnetic hands and underarms; he comes in 2 editions: Everyday Cheerleader and "The Cure." He was sold at KB, Party Packagers, Canadian Tire, Walmart, Toys R Us, Party City and many other family-oriented party, toy, big-box, department and specialty shops; his vocals were provided by Phil LaMarr with his real, authentic Philly Phil voice from Class of 3000.
== Everyday Cheerleader ==
Phil wears his famous sweatband, glasses, jumpsuit, cowboy boots and tube socks; when his left hand is placed inside of his right underarm or when his right hand is placed in his left underarm, he makes an armpit farting noise and offers a super-funny phrase.
=== Phil's Command Performances ===
These are soundbites of an armpit farting noise, followed by a hilarious Phillyism.
==== Right Hand in Left Armpit ====
# (squelchy armpit fart) Eww, it smells like BO in here!
# (squeaky armpit fart) Flare your nostrils, folks-I've squeezed out a real stinker!
# (windy armpit fart) Now, that's what I call underarm hilarity!
# (muddy armpit fart) Shucks-gotta put on my deodorant!
# (juicy armpit fart) P.U., what died around here?
# (Sloppy armpit fart) That's got to leave a stain!
==== Left Hand in Right Armpit ====
# (powerful armpit fart) I've unleashed the full-blown force of nature!
# (Fierce armpit fart) Beware of seriously flatulent heat!
# (Ferocious armpit fart) Someone cut the cheese and I swear it wasn't me!
# (Sneaky armpit fart) All right, who let it loose?
# (Deadly armpit fart) I bet THAT will leave you breathless!
# (Nervous armpit fart) That was an adorably timid toot!
== "The Cure" ==
Phil wears his beekeeping outfit from the episode, "The Cure;" when his left hand is placed inside of his right underarm or when his right hand is placed in his left underarm, he makes an armpit farting noise and offers a super-funny phrase.
=== Phil's Command Performances ===
These are soundbites of an armpit farting noise, followed by a hilarious Phillyism.
==== Right Hand in Left Armpit ====
# (dry armpit fart) How do you like me now?
# (poofy armpit fart) Do you smell roses?
# (floofy armpit fart) Just like a cloud of wackiness!
# (fluffy armpit fart) Fluffy humor is my cup of tea!
# (puffy armpit fart) With armpit toots come fits of giggles!
# (squeezy armpit fart) That's hilariously surprising!
==== Left Hand in Right Armpit ====
# ("Beefy buzzer" armpit fart) Hey, he who smelt it dealt it!
# ("Nightmarish nuisance" armpit fart) Yeah, that's hauntingly funny!
# ("Juicy juicer" armpit fart) That's so squeezy!
# ("Rocket launcher" armpit fart) According to my kooky calculations, all systems are go!
# ("Retro-Rocket Fire" armpit fart) Comedic nostalgia is a totally rad thing these days!
# ("Spray-Painter" armpit fart) My comedy is a work of art!