The Fine Folks at S.T.U.A.R.T.

The Fine Folks at S.T.U.A.R.T. is a song from Disney's Doug. The head of S.T.U.A.R.T. (Society To Undermine, Annoy, and Ruthlessly Torment) talks about how the purpose of his corporation is meant to get on the nerves of the denizens of Megalopolis. It appears in the episode, "Quailman Vs. the Annoying S.T.U.A.R.T.".
==Lyrics==
18.73a: When your soda loses fizz
Right before a pop quiz
When your toast hits the ground
With the butter side down
You got too many chores
Even some that aren't yours
You rip your only shorts
And you lose your book reports...
It's the fine work of S.T.U.A.R.T.
When your milk carton leaks
And your underarm reeks
Frustration level peaks
Things are looking pretty bleak
It ain't no mistake
That your shoelaces break
And you're four hours late
For your first big date...
It's the fine work of S.T.U.A.R.T.
18.73a and workers: 'Cuz we love to aggravate
All that makes you irate
It's your nerves we love to grate...
We're the fine folks at S.T.U.A.R.T.
18.73a: Yes, we're the fine folks at S.T.U.A.R.T.
Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Disney's Doug