The Walking Dead Farmer

The gang break down in front of an old mansion where they encounter a zombie farmer
== Script ==
(We open on the Mystery Mobile a typical green Volkswagen van with a dark shade of green and light shade of green and for the tire covers they are red looking flowers giving it sort of a Mystery Machine like appearance and we see Flash Sentry in the front seat driving with Adagio Dazzle beside him and his ex girlfriend Sunset Shimmer riding shotgun and we cut to see Micro Chips and Sandalwood playing "Rock Paper Scissors" and Micro Chips gets rocks and Sandalwood gets scissors and he is outraged and Micro Chips is happy and they do it again and this time Sandalwood gets paper and Micro Chips gets rock and he gets mad that Sandalwood beat him at that part, beside them is Twilight Sparkle the human world version of Twilight Sparkle from Equestria, we cut to the Everfree siblings Timber Spruce and Gloriosa Daisy, they sit with Trixie Lulamoon, we cut to Bulk Biceps and Rarity, who are with Lyra Heartstrings too, Wallflower Blush and Juniper Montage are in the back and Applejack is with them and we cut to Apple Bloom with Spike and Winona, they sleep with her in the back of the van and we cut back to the front)
Adagio:You know Flash, I love these road trip drives.
Flash:Yeah me too, especially when it's with friends.
Sunset:Good luck trying to seduce him, cause he's not bright enough to seduce.
Adagio:I didn't ask you Sunset!
Sunset:I'm just telling you that Flash isn't very bright.
Flash:Hey I'm bright, just ask Micro Chips and Sandalwood.
(Cuts to them still playing their game)
Sandalwood:Yeah, Flash is a real cool dude.
Micro Chips:The coolest dude you'd ever find to call him a friend.
(Cuts back to Flash)
Flash:Thanks guys.
(Cuts to Sunset and Adagio)
Adagio:Well he's not the only person who isn't all that bright. Sonata isn't too bright.
Sunset:Yeah, say that you gotta get something in the middle of nowhere and he'll stop to do it.
Adagio:You mean like if I say I've gotta use the bathroom he'll stop?
(Cuts back to scene)
Flash:You gotta go to the bathroom Adagio? We're in luck, there's a spooky, creepy, rundown, abandon house we can stop at.
(We fade to the van parked and everyone is out except for Apple Bloom, Spike and Winona)
Flash:(OS)Guys, wake up, where at a haunted house, it's mystery time.
(They burst awake and Snails gets up from the floor, revealing that he has been sleeping on the floor)
Snails:If it's a haunted place let's hope the kitchen is fully stocked. I'm starved.
Spike:Me too.
(Cuts to outside the van)
Gloriosa:So what's the mystery here Timber? Is Flash wanting to ditch the rest of us to go with Adagio?
Timber:Only one way to find out.
(Cuts to Flash)
Flash:I heard that and no, we're here to use the bathroom.
(Adagio comes up to him)
Adagio:Sunset and I were just talking about how not bright you are! I don't really have to go to the bathroom.
(Cuts to Snails)
Snails:I do.
(Cuts to Twilight and Sunset)
Sci-Twi:This place is so creepy it must be haunted.
Sunset:Yeah let's head in and solve this creepy caper.
(They go in and the others follow)
Trixie:(Looks around)This place is furnished in early Nightmare Night. Halloween to be exact.
Spike:You said it Trixie.
Trixie:And I don't mean it in a bad way Spike I'm only saying that because of all the cobwebs and stuff.
Bulk:You know what guys? This place looks deserted.
Applejack:You're sure right about that Bulk, betcha nobody's been here in years.
Apple Bloom:And I don't blame them either sis.
Voice:(OS)Geeeeet ouuuuut!
(They shiver in fear as they hear the sound of an evil voice)
Voice(OS)Noooooowwwwwww!
Snails:Zoinks!
(Spike jumps into his arms and Winona does the same to Apple Bloom)
Voice:(OS)You're not welcome here! Wanted here even!
Snails:Well you heard the guy let's go.
Spike:Yeah.
Flash:I thought you had to go to the bathroom?
Snails:I just did. In my pants.
Sunset:Looks like you were right Twilight there's a mystery to be solved.
Sci-Twi:And we're gonna solve it.
Adagio:We should split up and look for clues.
Flash:Aw I was gonna say that.
(We cut to Adagio looking around and we cut to Sunset who finds a gardening fork)
Sunset:Hmm, this gardening fork looks like a clue.
Flash:(OS)Any luck?
Sunset:I only found a gardening fork.
(Cuts to Adagio looking around)
Adagio:There's got to be a clue somewhere.
(Cuts to Snails walking out of the bathroom as we hear the toilet flush and he is seen wiping his hands)
Snails:Much better.
(Spike comes up)
Spike:Hey let's go find a snack while the gang look for the next clue.
Snails:Good idea.
(They go to look for the kitchen and we cut to Apple Bloom and Winona)
Apple Bloom:Winona, if'n there's one thing ah' can't stand it's bad guys in masks.
Winona:Why?
Apple Bloom:Cause of the crimes they do and dress up as monsters to cover their tracks. Like the Dolphin Fiend, it was a dolphin trainer trying to scare people away with a dolphin disguise so he'd steal from the box office. And the Spooky Scorpion was a robot operated by a real estate developer to buy up an old airfield. The Glowing Blue Ghost was a groundskeeper trying to keep people away from a haunted house, the Hooded Zombie was a desk clerk at an old hotel trying to scare the customers away so the owner would sale to him, the Spooky Skeleton was a crook trying to find the loot he buried years ago in an abandon house, the Roach Monster was a factory worker trying to scare off the workers so he'd buy the factory up cheap. That Technicolor Phantom called the Strawberry Phantom was a night watchman trying to scare people off so he'd steal from the owner's office, the Zombie Pilot was a criminal who was trying to escape the law in an abandon airport in Manehattan. The Ghost Pirates were a gang of crooks trying to frighten off people from an aquarium so they'd steal the stuff and ship it off to other places for a fortune. The Cyclops Sea Creature was a bank robber trying to find the money he hid in the lake. The Demon Shark was a janitor trying to scare off people from a seaside hotel so he'd buy it up cheap. The Creepy Crab was a robot operated by a scientist trying to scare off intruders from his illegal gold smuggling plot. The Frog Man Monster was a crook trying to smuggle goods out of the country.
Winona: