Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
(Music: Richard Strauss - Also sprach Zarathustra)
(We pan up to outer space.)
Narrator: For 60 years, astronauts have been traveling to outer space to do research on other planets and our solar system. But this October, 9 heroes will venture through the solar system to get back to Earth in the most epic adventure on the big screen unlike any other.
(We close out to show Adonis, the weasels and Nike; Record scratches.)
Adonis: Us? Why us?
Nike: Because, Adonis...
(We close out to show Onyx Star, Discord and the ostriches with them.)
(Music: Fitz and the Tantrums - HandClap)
Nike: We got flung to outer space by that giant whirlwind.
Onyx Star: Right! So let our quest begin!
JOURNEY INTO SPACE
Narrator: Journey Into Space...
Discord: One last step.
A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
Narrator:...A My Little Pony Movie.
Azar: That's right, space adventure!
JENNIFER LOPEZEMMA STONENICK KROLLPITBULLAMANDA SEYFRIEDJOSH GADUMA THURMANICE-TSAM ELLIOTT
Narrator: Featuring an all-new cast.
WITH A NEW SONG PERFORMED BYJENNIFER LOPEZ FT. DJ KHALED
Narrator: With a new song performed by Jennifer Lopez ft. DJ Khaled.
Ivo: Perfect!
OCTOBER 2020
Narrator: October 2020.
== Trailer 1 ==
(Music: Two Steps From Hell - Descendant of the Sun feat. Felicia Farerre & Uyanga Bold )
(We zoom in to Equestria.)
Onyx Star: Ah, Equestria, the place where the ponies have music, magic and friendship.
PREPARE
Onyx Star: And Princess Celestia, along with Princess Luna, rule this land in order to protect this kingdom from any harm or danger that may lurk in our way.
(We cut to Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches in the Castle of Friendship with the Mane 6 and Spike.)
Adonis: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.
(Onyx sighs)
FOR A MOVIE EVENT
Onyx: I'm Onyx Star, by the way, and me and my best friends have been living in Equestria with Twilight Sparkle, Spike and their friends since they found us. (sighs) This is the perfect life us. But no disasters will probably ever come to us.
UNLIKE ANY OTHER
(A giant whirlwind heads towards Equestria.)
Princess Celestia: Attention, everypony, a giant whirlwind is heading towards us. I say everypony should stay in their houses in order to be safe.
(The Mane 6, Spike, the CMCs, Discord, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, Zecora, Big Macintosh, Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike and the ostriches head to the basement behind the Castle of Friendship and closed the doors)
Onyx Star: Whew! That giant twister will never get in here!
(The giant whirlwind punches the basement doors open and is about to suck Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches in.)
Onyx Star: Woah!
Discord: What's happening?!
Adonis: Help!
Starlight Glimmer: Onyx!
Fluttershy: Discord!
Onyx Star: Guys!
Twilight Sparkle: No!
Onyx Star, Adonis, Nike and Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The weasels and the ostriches: WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(The giant whirlwind sucks Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches and flings them into outer space. They get a view of the Earth.)
Onyx Star: Woah!
Azar: I did not see that coming!
(Music: Fitz & The Tantrums - Back On Earth)
ON OCTOBER 2
Comet Tiara: Welcome to our spaceship, everycreature. It's where we live and where you guys will be sleeping until we get back to Earth. These are your new space suits, and this is where you'll be sleeping.
Adonis: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!
Discord: What does this button do?
(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)
Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.
(Cut to Groff, Maxil and Zio in Grayson's lair on Mars)
Groff: We're gonna be planning for the end of the Earth! First we're gonna capture that male alicorn, and after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince, and the ponies will be our slaves for the rest of their lives!
Maxil and Zio: Whoo!
Zio: Hear that, guys? We're gonna blow up the Earth!
Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!
THE FATE
Comet Tiara: First, we're gonna get past this comet field, not my name, of course.
Azar: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.
(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)
Azar: All clear!
(A comet flies at Azar, knocking him out)
Azar: Ouch.
Ivo: Ai yi yi.
(Discord face palms)
OF THE UNIVERSE
Comet Tiara: Venus, the most dangerous planet in space.
Adonis: Why's that?
Onyx Star: Because of molten lava.
Nike: Aah! I'm not going out there!
Onyx Star: Then I guess I'll go.
(He goes into Venus and grabs a jewel)
Onyx Star: I got it!
(He gets surrounded by fire cheetahs)
Onyx Star: Oh, perfect, fire cheetahs.
(The fire cheetahs start to chase Onyx Star)
Onyx Star: I'm starting to despise this planet!
(Music: King Crimson - Epitaph)
WILL BE SAVED
Groff: Unleash the color tornado!
(Cut to various other scenes like Onyx Star and Comet Tiara doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Onyx Star and the rest of the guys, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter)
Onyx Star: Its beautiful!
(Then cut to the battle between Giant Onyx Star and Giant Groff, then cut to Nike in Mercury grabbing one jewel)
Nike: Alright, I'll just grab this jewel and I'm outta here.
(After he grabs the jewel, he sees bronze rams coming at him)
Nike: Uh-oh. (he gets chased by the bronze rams): Why does anything I met have to chase me?!
Onyx Star: It's because these bronze rams are dangerous!
Nike: Now you tell me!
JENNIFER LOPEZEMMA STONENICK KROLLPITBULLAMANDA SEYFRIEDJOSH GADUMA THURMANICE-TSAM ELLIOTT
JOURNEY INTO SPACE:A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
ONLY IN THEATERSOCTOBER 2
== Trailer 2 ==
(Music: Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around)
(We zoom in to Equestria.)
Onyx Star: Throughout my life of royalty, I have been taught friendship, magic and music by the rulers themselves, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, and, of course, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends.
Twilight Sparkle: You got it!
Nike: Yeah, because being royalty is a big response-ability, am I right? No? Yeah, I'm still working on it.
Groff: Was that really necessary?
BRACE YOURSELVES
Onyx Star: You see, being the prince of Equestria is the perfect life, but one day, me and my friends' intense adventure begins.
FOR A NEW ADVENTURE
(A giant whirlwind heads towards Equestria.)
Princess Celestia: Attention, everypony, a giant whirlwind is heading towards us.
(The Mane 6, Spike, the CMCs, Discord, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, Zecora, Big Macintosh, Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike and the ostriches head to the basement behind the Castle of Friendship and closed the doors)
Onyx Star: Whew!
(The giant whirlwind punches the basement doors open and is about to suck Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches in.)
Onyx Star: Woah!
Discord: What's happening?!
Onyx Star: Guys!
Twilight Sparkle: No!
Onyx Star, Adonis, Nike and Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The weasels and the ostriches: WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(The giant whirlwind sucks Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches.)
OUTSIDE OF EARTH
(The giant whirland flings them into outer space They get a view of the Earth.)
Onyx Star: Woah!
Azar: I did not see that coming!
Onyx Star: Woah. You guys, we're not on Earth anymore.
Discord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music: Karftwerk - Numbers (Live))
ON OCTOBER 2
Comet Tiara: Welcome to our spaceship, everycreature.
JENNIFER LOPEZCOMET TIARA
Comet Tiara: I'm Comet Tiara, and these are my friends...
EMMA STONECRESCENT FLITTER
Evelyn: ...Crescent Flitter...
Crescent Flitter: What up?
AMANDA SEYFRIEDLUCKY SWIRL
Comet Tiara: ...Lucky Swirl...
Lucky Swirl: Hiya!
UMA THURMANSUNBEAM GLORY
Comet Tiara: ...Sunbeam Glory...
Sunbeam Glory: Hey.
ICE-TBRAWNY RUNNER
Comet Tiara:...her brother, Brawny Runner...
Brawny Runner: Yo, yo, yo!
SAM ELLIOTTRAIN RUNNER
Comet Tiara: ...and my grandfather, Rain Runner.
Rain Runner: Greetings.
Onyx Star: Hi.
Adonis: What up?
Discord: It's a pleasure to meet you.
(Cut to Groff's lair on Mars)
Groff: Now, you fools we're gonna be planning for the end of the Earth!
NICK KROLLGROFF
Groff: First, we're gonna capture that alicorn and his friends.
PITBULLMAXIL
Maxil: Excellent, because with them gone, there will be nopony to save them now!
Groff: And after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince!
JOSH GADZIO
Zio: Hear that, guys? We're gonna blow up the Earth!
Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!
Groff: Yeah, soon it will be long live Prince Groff!
(Music: Jennifer Lopez ft. DJ Khaled - In Space (End Credits version))
SAVING THE EARTH
Nike: Alright, I'll just grab this jewel and I'm outta here.
(After he grabs the jewel, he sees bronze rams coming at him)
Nike: Uh-oh. (he gets chased by the bronze rams): Why does anything I met have to chase me?!
Onyx Star: It's because these bronze rams are dangerous!
Nike: Now you tell me!
TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK
Twilight Sparkle: Princesses, we're getting the guys back.
Rainbow Dash: If we don't, they will perish up there.
(Captain Celaeno, her parrot-pirate crew, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, Songbird Serenade, Capper, Tempest Shadow and Grubber are at the right side of the Mane 6 and Spike)
Captain Celaeno: And we're right with you.
(Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Flurry Heart, Zecora, Big Maclntosh, Bulk Biceps, Daring Do, Maud Pie, Pumpkin, Pound, the Wonderbolts, Derpy, Owlowiscious, Sassy Saddles, Tree Hugger, Gabby, Gilda, Ember and Code Red are at the left side of the Mane 6 and Spike)
Starlight Glimmer: And so are we.
(Cut to the Mane 6 and all of their friends in a spaceship)
Applejack: So, how do you start a spaceship?
Spike: I think you push the start button right here. (He pushes a button, which makes the spaceship start in reverse) Oops. Pushed the "reverse" button.
(Music: Jennifer Lopez, Emma Stone, Amanda Seyfried, Uma Thurman, Ice-T, Spencer List and John de Lancie - We're Astronauts)
CARLOS ALAZRAQUIIVO
JOHN DE LANCIEDISCORD
JERRY TRAINORNIKE
MATT BENNETTAZAR
MR. LAWRENCEADONIS
SPENCER LISTONYX STAR
Discord: Come on, you guys. We can't give up!
Onyx Star: This is our only chance to get back home!
(Cut to various other scenes like Onyx Star and Comet Tiara doing their romantic dancing in the spaceship, Onyx Star and the fire cheetahs riding on a lave wave in Venus, Discord and Onyx Star sliding down the ice into an ice chasm, Onyx Star and their friends performing on stage with their new friends for their 10th Anniversary stage party, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara and their friends riding on cloud elephants in Jupiter, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies)
Onyx Star: The life I live in is about to be saved.
(Giant Onyx Star flies towards Giant Grayson, ready to fight)
JOURNEY INTO SPACE:A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
ONLY IN THEATERSOCTOBER 2
== Trailer 3 ==
(Music: 2WEI - Toxic)
(We zoom in to Equestria.)
Onyx Star: (narrating) For me, and my friends, Adonis, the three weasels, Nike, Azar and Ivo, especially Discord, living in Equestria is really easy.
Nike: It's times like this we've been living here for 10 years.
Onyx Star: And every day, working at the stadium is so much quicker.
(We cut to the guys with the Mane Six in the Castle of Friendship)
Sebastian: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.
(Onyx sighs)
Onyx Star: Until the moment our adventure begins.
(A giant whirlwind punches the basement doors open and is about to suck Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches in.)
Onyx Star: Woah!
Starlight Glimmer: Onyx!
Onyx Star: Guys!
Twilight Sparkle: No!
Onyx Star, Adonis, Nike and Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The weasels and the ostriches: WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(The giant whirlwind sucks Onyx Star, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches and flings them into outer space. They get a view of the Earth.)
Onyx Star: Woah!
Azar: I did not see that coming!
Onyx Star: We're not on Earth anymore.
Adonis: What?!
Ivo: Well, we're doomed.
(Music: Bring Me The Horizon - Parasite Eve)
ON OCTOBER 2
Comet Tiara: Welcome to our spaceship, everycreature. These are your new space suits, and this is where you'll be sleeping.
Discord: What does this button do?
(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)
Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.
Onyx Star: Look, Comet, we really need to get home on Earth. Will you please help us?
Comet Tiara: Alright. But first, a mission to grab nine jewels from five planets.
Discord: Well, then count us in!
Crescent Flitter: Alright, guys, you're in.
(Cut to Groff, Maxil and Zio in Grayson's lair on Mars)
Groff: We're gonna be planning for the end of the Earth! First we're gonna capture that male alicorn, and after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince, and the ponies will be our slaves for the rest of their lives!
Maxil and Zio: Whoo!
Zio: Hear that, guys? We're gonna blow up the Earth!
Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!
Groff: Yeah, soon it will be long live Prince Groff!
SAVING THE EARTH
Azar: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.
(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)
Azar: All clear!
(A comet flies at Azar, knocking him out)
Azar: Ouch.
Ivo: Ai yi yi.
(Discord face palms)
Groff: Was that really necessary?
TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK
Twilight Sparkle: We're getting the guys back.
(Captain Celaeno, her parrot-pirate crew, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, Songbird Serenade, Capper, Tempest Shadow and Grubber are at the right side of the Mane 6 and Spike)
Captain Celaeno: And we're right with you.
(Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Flurry Heart, Zecora, Big Maclntosh, Bulk Biceps, Daring Do, Maud Pie, Pumpkin, Pound, the Wonderbolts, Derpy, Owlowiscious, Angel Bunny, Sassy Saddles, Tree Hugger, Gabby, Gilda, Ember and Code Red are at the left side of the Mane 6 and Spike)
Starlight Glimmer: And so are we.
Zecora: Always
(Cut to the Mane 6 and all of their friends in a spaceship)
Applejack: So, how do you start a spaceship?
Spike: I think you push the start button right here. (He pushes a button, which makes the spaceship start in reverse) Oops. Pushed the "reverse" button. (He pushes the start button, which makes the spaceship fly into space)
JENNIFER LOPEZCOMET TIARA
EMMA STONECRESCENT FLITTER
NICK KROLLGROFF
PITBULLMAXIL
AMANDA SEYFRIEDLUCKY SWIRL
JOSH GADZIO
UMA THURMANSUNBEAM GLORY
ICE-TBRAWNY RUNNER
SAM ELLIOTTRAIN RUNNER
(Cut to Onyx and his friends riding on a space phoenix)
Onyx Star: This is our only chance to get back home!
(Cut to Onyx Star and the fire cheetahs surfing on a lava wave in Venus)
Onyx Star: Riding on a lava on a rock as a surfboard, awesome!
Rain Runner: One quest always begins here in space.
Discord: Ah, that's really good advice, Rain Runner.
(Cut to various other scenes like Onyx Star and Comet Tiara doing their romantic dancing in Jupiter while the cloud elephants, Discord and the ostriches are watching, Discord and Onyx Star sliding down an ice slide with the golden octopus group and swan band into an ice chasm, Onyx Star and the weasels in field hockey tournament with green electrical snakes, Onyx Star and their friends performing on stage with their new friends for their 10th Anniversary stage party, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara and their friends riding on cloud elephants in Jupiter, Nike being chased by bronze rams, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies)
Onyx Star: Our journey home begins.
(Giant Onyx Star, Giant Discord, the space phoenix and the swan band fly towards the reliquary-cannon, ready to hit.)
JOURNEY INTO SPACE:A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
ONLY IN THEATERSOCTOBER 2
== TV Spot 1 ==
(Music: Audiomachine - We Are Gods)
ON OCTOBER 2
Narrator: On October 2nd...
Comet Tiara: Welcome to our spaceship, everyone. This is where you'll be sleeping.
Adonis: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!
Discord: What does this button do?
(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)
Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.
SAVING THE EARTH
Narrator: ...Saving the Earth...
Comet Tiara: First, we're gonna get past this comet field, not my name, of course.
Azar: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.
(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)
Azar: All clear!
(A comet flies at Azar, knocking him out)
Azar: Ouch.
Ivo: Ai yi yi.
(Discord face palms)
TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK
Narrator: ...Takes a lot of teamwork.
(Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord and the ostriches in the Castle of Friendship with the Mane 6 and Spike.)
Adonis: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.
Groff: Was that really necessary?
(Cut to various other scenes like Onyx Star and Comet Tiara doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Onyx Star and the rest of the guys, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies, and the final battle in space between Onyx Star's team and Groff's team)
Discord: Well, that was fun.
Azar: You said it.
JOURNEY INTO SPACE: A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
FEATRUING A NEW SONG BY JENNIFER LOPEZ FT. DJ KHALED
IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2
Narrator: Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie. Featuring a new song by Jennifer Lopez ft. DJ Khaled. Rated PG. In theaters October 2nd.
== TV Spot 2 ==
(Music: Radiohead - Blood On The Radio)
ON OCTOBER 2
Narrator: On October 2nd...
Comet Tiara: Welcome to our spaceship, everyone. This is where you'll be sleeping.
Adonis: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!
Discord: What does this button do?
(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)
Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.
IT'S TIME
Narrator: ...It's Time...
Groff: Because, you idiot, first we're gonna capture that alicorn, and after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince!
Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!
Groff: Yeah, soon it will be long live Prince Groff!
TO SAVE THE EARTH
Narrator: ...To save the Earth.
Adonis: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!
Discord: What does this button do?
(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)
Groff: Was that really necessary?
Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.
(Cut to various other scenes like Onyx Star and Comet Tiara doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Onyx Star and the rest of the guys, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies, and the final battle in space between Onyx Star's team and Groff's team)
Nike: (as he gets chased by the bronze rams): Why does anything I met have to chase me?!
Onyx Star: It's because these bronze rams are dangerous!
Onyx: Now you tell me!
JOURNEY INTO SPACE: A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2
Narrator: Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie. Rated PG. In theaters October 2nd.
== TV Spot 3 ==
(Music: The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army (Instrumental))
ON OCTOBER 2
Narrator: On October 2nd...
Comet Tiara: Venus, the most dangerous planet in space.
Adonis: Why's that?
Onyx Star: Because of molten lava.
Nike: Aah! I'm not going out there!
Onyx Star: Then I guess I'll go.
SAVING THE EARTH
Narrator: ...Saving the Earth
(Onyx Star goes into Venus and grabs a jewel)
Onyx Star: I got it!
(He gets surrounded by fire cheetahs)
Onyx Star: Oh, perfect, fire cheetahs.
(The fire cheetahs start to chase Onyx Star)
Onyx Star: I'm starting to despise this planet!
TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK
Narrator: ...Takes a lot of teamwork.
Adonis: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.
Groff: Was that really necessary?
(Cut to various other scenes like Onyx Star and Comet Tiara doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Onyx Star and the rest of the guys, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter, Discord's bed sending him flying to a wall, and the final battle in space between Gerald's team and Grayson's team)
Comet Tiara: First, we're gonna get past this comet field, not my name, of course.
Azar: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.
(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)
Azar: All clear!
(A comet flies at Azar, knocking him out)
Azar: Ouch.
Ivo: Ai yi yi.
(Discord face palms)
JOUNREY INTO SPACE: A MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE
Narrator: Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie.
FEATURING A NEW SONG PERFORMED BYJENNIFER LOPEZ FT. DJ KHALED
Narrator: Featuring a new song performed by Jennifer Lopez ft. DJ Khaled.
IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2
Narrator: Rated PG. In theaters October 2nd.
== TV Spot 4 ==
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