Giant Parakeet in a Gimp Suit

* See also Songbird_Fun
* See also Gianormous_Infinite_BS
* See also Big Daddy - the Iconic element they were trying to Recreate
Songbird : Moby Dick of Infinite BS
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They tried so hard to mimic the successful elements of previous BioShock games.
They needed something 'ICONIC'
THEY FAILED. 
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Songbird - Mostly Relegated to Cutscenes (and looming effects) ...
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SOMEHOW IT WENT FROM THIS :
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TO THIS :
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TO THIS :
OR THIS :
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TO THIS : 
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== FINALLY TO THIS : ==
[[File:Songboid.jpg|center|600px| 
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AND WE COULDA HAD THIS :
Andrew Carnegie had a MUCH BETTER Mascot for HIS Flying City ...
Teddy Roosevelt actually RODE this wondrous marvel (after requesting the honor from Andrew Carnegie) and tore Columbia 'a New Orifice', BEFORE he sent the Flying Cultist Hell crashing to its doom.
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AND THIS WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN AMUSING :
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Note "SONG' Bird
Controlled by a Tootlely-horn thingee.
'Magically Delicious' (as Sander Cohen' would say) - alternate universe - He has that kind of thing to control various Minions ????
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