O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear

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O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear is a Polish jumble of words that roughly translates to "Instead, Poland kills Freddy Fazbear," which means "Poland is not yet lost!" It is a powerful statement, nursery thyme, and historical psychological battle description for those with schizophrenia. A different version translates to "The war is not lost! The war is not lost! The war will never be lost!" Also describing psychological battles, first used by Hitler in a psych ward in [REDACTED]. 
This song is used by political leaders who have lost the election and are willing to stand out and extend the election to infinity until they win. The word Freddy Fazbear in Polski means Censored By Fandom. It is one of the wurst things someone could be called in Poland. In comparison, the phrase kurwja pierdolę is like someone addressing to God Himself. 
==History==
Polish people needed a harsher swear word, harsher than kurwa, so they invented the Freddy Fazbear word which translates to Censored By Fandom. It quickly became too offensive for people to handle, so it was only used against things that made everyone extremely angry, such as Russians. 
O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear first came into the world when Poland was busy being blown up by Hitler forces. At the end, the king of Poland announced the phrase to Britain ensuring that glory awaits any minute now. After the battering and halfing of Poland, some brave Polish said O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear to Hitler while he was on a walk down Kraków. This was braver than the Polish Prime Minister weaving kurwa into every word while meeting with Hitler. 
Near the end of WWII, Poland got taken over by Soviet Russia so the Poles called Stalin and the Communist Party Freddy Fazbears. The Fuhrer, in his bunker, used these words several times and invented the Polish phrase "Jestem serem! Jestem bobberem! Nigdy nie jestem burgerem!" which means "The war is not lost! The war is not lost! The war will never be lost!" Hitler's Clone said this without even knowing Polish, explained by the fact that he was having schizophrenic episode. Hitler also said it in [REDACTED].
After all those times, O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear is now an exclamation of sadness and crippling depression, depending on how the person sounds when he says it. Many Polish people are sad, so when Freddy Fazbear's Pizza came to Poland, sad people thought it was a pizza themed therapy center while happy people thought it was a Censored By Fandom themed pizza place. 
==Observation==
The phrase O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear is used all over UnWorld as a phrase expressing sadness. It got brought to other dialects when Polish people moved out of Poland and into the rest of the world when they were allowed to leave for the first time in 200 years. The song spread and became an even sadder version of Despacito. Psychologists found out that if a person says O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear, then they are at least 1.28459102% Polish and have a 92.47825% chance to be currently depressed. The thing is that so many people say O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear in public and in private, so the Kittenlovenia government used this as a way to find all Polish people and shove them back to Poland. No Polish people could use an argument against the government because the officials used the fact that Polish people are Polish as a way to destroy all the arguments. The government didn't care if Freddy Fazbear users weren't Polish because by their mathematics, those who use O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear have a 98.71540898% chance to be Polish, which makes a lot of sense actually because it is so close to 100% that it might as well be 100%. Logic like that is used by certain redditors all the time. Dangerous, not just to Polish, but also to polish. 
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==Um, Guys...==
The English version of O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear is in the UnAmerican language and features har har har hars instead of ur ur ur urs. First spoken by a random child who found a top-hatted bear trash bin, the lyrics are "Um, guys... is this Freddy Fazbear? Har har har har." The internet thought this was innocent enough, but the Polish did not. The Polish government sent an elite taskforce of highly trained soldiers and spies to find that child and bring him to justice for crimes against Polish culture. 
In the trial of the boy's crime against Polish culture, the potential sentence was death without parole. Homicide was there as the lawyer for the government and James Bond was the lawyer for the child. James Bond had a stroke nad nedtoed u bondulance, and then Homi condemned the boy to death with his expert lawyering skills without the s's. This taught the kurwas that nobody messes with Polish culture, anywhere. 
== The Nursery Thyme ==
O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear is the name of a Polish Nursery Thyme, plants that sing, dance, and destroy physics with teleportation. They also say the derndest thangs, far too much and offensive for the average Talking Flower. Absolutely what some would call "vile ____ism" (every ism under the sun). Thus, O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear is banned from every Comic-Con, every Porno-Con, every Nazi-Con, every Commie-Con, every Anime-Con, every Femboy-Con, every LGB-CON, and every Kirby-Con in the UnHyperverse. He does this for the sake of troll, only, except for the Hazbin Hotel since he actually hates has-beens in hotels in Hell. It's a specific combination, but it isn't more than 3 layers of specificity, but it is a hate, nonetheless. He is an avid and vapid user of 4chan and Reddit (even though he gets IP banned every time he posts or comments) and other degenerate websites. 
He is named after the Polish saying because he was once a loser Nursery Thyme, not too dissimilar to Mister Kooperton, so he decided that the only way to reach higher ground was to change his name to O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear, not too dissimilar to Modern Day Mid-Wave B (Graze the Roof). His UnRank immediately went up and he eventually got a job as a circus harlequin in Poland using his newly heightened reputation, gaining huge dolla. 
==See Also==
*Is that Freddy Fazbear - a Telotubs episode
*Freddy Fazbear - unrelated bear
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