The Hero of Swag Coolness City

The Hero of Swag Coolness City is a 2019 film that came out in 2019 and is directed by the Burger King guy and written by mariotehplumber and da bezd chanl. The film stars Mr. Bixby, Mr. Rails, Fireman Sam, Jeff Wiggle, Spud the Scarecrow, Monkey Carl, Modi, and Tito Dick. The film was produced by Lyrick Studios and HiT Entertainment and was released in a limited theatrical engagement on April 20, 2019 by Swagnolia Pictures, followed by releases on video on demand and home entertainment platforms.
== Synopsis ==
Every night when Louie goes to bed, his swagsters come to life and set out to Swag Coolness City. Mr. Bixby, a super swagster, meets up with other swagsters in Swag Coolness City, which are Mr. Rails, Fireman Sam, Jeff Wiggle, Spud the Scarecrow, Monkey Carl, Modi, and Tito Dick. However, all of a sudden, that stupid Kanna bitch from Dragon Maid broke in to Swag Coolness City and summons the stupid catgirls from Nekopara, whom of which are Chocola, Vanilla, Azuki, Maple, Cinnamon (no, not the Cinnamon from Apple Jacks), and Coconut. The dumb bitches are planning to turn Swag Coolness City into OWO Catgirl City, which can take away the swag coolness. The super swagsters are forced to act quickly in order to save their town before their swag coolness fade and save the city from becoming OWO Catgirl City.
== Cast ==
* mr. bixby
* mr rails
* fireman sam
* jeff wiggle
* spud the scarecrow
* monkey carl
* modi
* tito dick
* andy larkin
* oliver oken
* hugh neutron
* ed grimley
* papa dolmio
* mr lopart
* brady parker
* boomer parker
* chubbs
* joey's world tour
* the garbage day guy
* louie's dad
* louie
* don ramon
* cinnemon (apple jacks)
* apple (apple jacks)
* the tax doctor
* kanna (stupid)
* chocola (stupid)
* vanilla (stupid)
* azuki (stupid)
* maple (stupid)
* cinnamon (nekopara) (stupid)
* coconut (stupid)
* hugh test
* mr teacherman
* bodgy builder
* postman pat
* trevor evans
* station officer steele
* elvis cridlington
* cheggers
* the peperami animal
* principal wexley
* general tapioca
* chef pisghetti
* the doorman
* farmer pickles
* jackson stewart
* mr corelli
* mr nezzer
* the game galaxy clerk (non-speaking cameo)
== Reception ==
The film recieved positive reviews from critics and audiences alike, for it's brilliant storytelling and plot, characters (except for the antagonists), brilliant animation that people say looks as good as modern Pixar, music, and acting.
Gamer Magazine gave this movie a 999999/10, praising everything that this movie has and says that it's better than Frozen.
== Release ==
The film had a limited release on April 20th, 2019.
== Home Video ==
VHS, DVD, HD-DVD, Blu-Ray, Ultra HD Blu-Ray, D-Theater, GBA Video, and VideoNow was released on July 9th, 2019 by Swagnolia Home Entertainment, Lyrick Studios, and HiT Entertainment.
== Trivia ==
* Burger King and Long John Silvers promoted the movie by selling toys based off of the main protagonists from the movie.
* A poster for The Big Man: Quaalude Lover can be seen in the walls of Louie's room.
* The movie did get a tie-in video game, released on the Xbox 360, Gamecraze, and PS2.
* On Loew's Theaters and Alliance Atlantis Cinemas' screenings of the film, an episode of Rick the Swagger appeared before the movie.
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