Ovivor: Arabia/Transcript

NicoleFranzel	Heyyyuuuhhhhh
	jeffprObst	PM ME WHO YOU ARE.
	jeffprObst	 Test?
	jeffprObst	 Test?
	jeffprObst	 is this too bright
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	NicoleFranzel	Yeasuuhhh
	jeffprObst	 PM ME WHO YOU ARE.
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	jeffprObst	 PLEASE PM ME WHO YOU ARE TO CONFIRM YOUR SPOT IN THE GAME
	President109	guess who's here bitches?! Fuck yeah! 2016! America in the fucking house! Woo!
	MargueritePerrin	America is the home of GOD
	jeffprObst	 FOUR people have PM'd me who they are.
	jeffprObst	 You'll get voices as soon as you do so
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	=-=	FredFish is now known as Karen
	=-=	Karen is now known as Karen__
	NicoleFranzel	Heeeyyyuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
	President109	I hear you brother!
	NicoleFranzel	Wahts up gyuysuuhhhh??
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	jeffprObst	 PM ME WHO YOU ARE!
	President109	FUck yeah! I love America man! That's why, as your president I promise to keep the party train going.
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	President109	We ain't ever stopping this PartyBus109 dude! Yeah!
	jeffprObst	 Jon arbuckle, please PM me who you are!
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	jeffprObst	 Lilly Allen and Bliss - please PM me who you are!
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	Bliss_	no u
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	jeffprObst	 IF YOU HAVE NOT PM'D ME WHO YOU ARE PLEASE DO SO NOW
	Rezendeevil	I LOVE AMOEBAS I LOVE AMOEBAS
	President109	Remember, a vote for Ben is a vote for literal permanent spring! I'm hard on the issues that matter people, and one of those issues is making vague jokes about my penis! WOO
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	Rezendeevil	I LOVE AMOEBAS I LOVE AMOEBAS
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	BridgetteDunning	walks in timidly not pandering whatsoever 
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	NicoleFranzel	Ooooohhhhh my gaaaaaaaahhhhhddddddd Breidgetteuuuhhh!!!!!!!!!!
	FloorLips|	um why are my lips on the floor
	LilyAllen	Who are these little shits on my flight to arabia
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	jeffprObst	 Floor Lips please PM me who you are!
	jeffprObst	 And thinking(s), once you decide, please do so as well
	LilyAllen	LEAVE MY PLANE CHEEKY WHORES
	Rezendeevil	Heeeeey, boys and girls, my name is Rezendeevil and we are here for one more........... Reality Showwwwwwww.
	Rezendeevil	Did you already buy the ticket for my Show?
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	Rezendeevil	I PLAY MINECRAFT
	Rezendeevil	I PLAY MINECRAFT
	Rezendeevil	AMOEBAS.PNG
	=-=	StanleySSquarepa is now known as StanleySquarepan
	LilyAllen	Reality show?? bollocks
	LilyAllen	I'm enjoying a trip
	Rezendeevil	LIFE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WITHOUT MINECRAFT
	Rezendeevil	WHERE IS JOAO?
	Rezendeevil	MY BROTHER JOAO
	Rezendeevil	JOAO WHERE ARE U
	Rezendeevil	AMOEBAS
	jeffprObst	 Right now 10 people have PM'd me their identity! To confirm your spot in the game you NEED to do so!
	LilyAllen	what the hell is minecraft
	=-=	StanleySquarepan is now known as StanSquarepants
	RyanLochte_	whoa look at all these people here. it's like a people army
	NicoleFranzel	Oh my GAAAAHHHHHDDDDD if you insist on iiiitttuuuhhh
	Rezendeevil	Is the game that I play to receive money from stupid kids that watch me in my Youtube Channel.
	President109	Ryan! Broham! I saw what happened in Rio, totally weak broseph
	LilyAllen	What kind of paranoid drug addled lunatic would do something like that
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	StanSquarepants	Hi how are ya.
	LilyAllen	who
	President109	In my America no bro of mine is getting shot in other countries
	President109	that's for sure.
	LilyAllen	I hate America
	StanSquarepants	My name is Stanley, Stan for Short.
	jeffprObst	(floor lips didn't tell me who they were so cya)
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	=-=	THETHINKER is now known as DarleneAlderson
	LilyAllen	I was told overeating makes your earing fuck up
	BridgetteDunning	hangs out around the walls, afraid to make conversation
	DarleneAlderson	Hello, fuckers!
	DarleneAlderson	The winner has come.
	jeffprObst	 Richard and Darlene please PM me your identity!!!
	President109	Cause like, being shot TOTALLY ruins the party vibe I'm going for.
	LilyAllen	that must be the reason why I have poor album sales in americsa
	Rezendeevil	CONF: Some stupid people think that Minecraft is a game where we craft mines. What the fuck. We just craft amoebas and that good.
	Rezendeevil	Does anybody here knows me?
	Rezendeevil	I am very famous.
	Rezendeevil	I play Minecraft and I have a book.
	Rezendeevil	I wrote it.
	Rezendeevil	Amoeba.
	Rezendeevil	A M O
	Rezendeevil	E B A
	Rezendeevil	A M O E B A
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	Rezendeevil	AMOEBA
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	Rezendeevil	It's cool!
	jeffprObst	(we're waiting for 2 more people)
	President109	Yo, guys, I want to set somethign straight right now my bros
	Richard_Splett|	I am VERY excited to be here.
	Richard_Splett|	I have been watching Ovivor since the first season, and have thorougly enjoyed it.
	BridgetteDunning	glances around and sighs
	LilyAllen	why is this old lady sad
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	President109	A lot of you are indiscriminatly cursing which is cool, like do you mi amigos. But like, I don't want people stepping on my toes, I'm wearing some killer mandals right now and can't deal with any toe stepping. SO like, don't step on my brand brosephs and we'll be cool. America, out.
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	LilyAllen	shut up bitch
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	LilyAllen	don't call someone amigo that's racist
	Toadspec	(is that THE Stanley S. Squarepants?)
	Toadspec	(jon arbuckle ftw)
	President109	sorry dude, I didn't mean to hurt you bro.
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	Rezendeevil	President.
	Richard_Splett|	(Why are we speaking in parentheses?)
	jeffprObst	 Please PM me who you are!
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	jeffprObst	 **
	Rezendeevil	I will vote in you again if you buy a ticket to my Show.
	President109	I love your music though man, don't want any beef.
	Rezendeevil	What do you think?
	Spongetron	Greetings Primitives!
	jeffprObst	(we need like 1 more)
	President109	what's your show bro?
	DarleneAlderson	So, shall we get started?
	Spongetron	I am Spongetron.
	DarleneAlderson	Let the games begin!
	President109	I'm totally in for nepotism dude, I don't care
	RyanLochte_	whoa.....there's so many interesting people here. that's crazy
	LilyAllen	Ok
	jeffprObst	 ALSO BE SURE TO SEND CONFESSIONALS TO cOnfessional
	President109	#BringBackTheSpoilsSystemBringBackTheParty you knwo?
	Rezendeevil	It's a kind of theather performance where I play a cool guy named Pedro Rezende.
	RyanLochte_	i don't--i don't know if you know this, but i won, like...8 gold medals. something like that. i don't keep track
	Rezendeevil	I play Minecraft in real life.
	jeffprObst	(who will be refreshing)
	jeffprObst	(not yet)
	Rezendeevil	And I buy a lot of AMOEBAS.
	Rezendeevil	Do you know what is Amoebas?
	DarleneAlderson	Backstabbing and lying to your own friends for money.
	DarleneAlderson	What a fun game for you greedy dickheads!
	RyanLochte_	i don't...i don't think that's the point of ovivor. i think the point is.......it's.....
	RyanLochte_	*long sigh*
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	President109	I'm gonna be honest dude-guys, I ain't always gonna be this shimmering fountain of wonder and glory. I got my issues that are controversial, I don't care though man. I care about the point, the party, and the country dude. That's all.
	cOnfessional__	(you can send confessionals now)
	Rezendeevil	I WENT TO VOTE IN THE PRESIDENT AND CHECK WHAT HAPPENED
	jeffprObst	(we'll be starting momentarily!)
	Tinkie_Winkie	 ooooooh!
	Tinkie_Winkie	runs around
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	LilyAllen	what the fuck
	LilyAllen	a twink??
	LilyAllen	Oh wait i misread
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	LilyAllen	Sorry
	BridgetteDunning	(Is it too late to back out)
	jeffprObst	(idk up to you fam don't feel obligated to play in an online game)
	President109	Y'all ever heard of Hawaiian pizza? Shit gets a bad rap, I want y'all to know that I President Ben "109" Delahay support pineapple on pizza. That shit is tasty and you're gonna fall to the wayside if you can't get that, bro-dudes. Hawaii is a state to bros, they deserve to party with the rest of us. #PeaceOut #KeepThePartyGoing
	BridgetteDunning	(kk byeee)
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	LilyAllen	They're leaving
	Rezendeevil	Follow me on Twitter. @rezendeevil #ADR
	jeffprObst	(marguerite is coming back)
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	LilyAllen	I don't blame them
	NicoleFranzel	Eits okayyuuhh I'm GLYAD she quit she was ryally DYUMMBBuuuhhh
	LilyAllen	I thought this was a trip to arabia but instead i'm being taken to some reality show
	LilyAllen	and it's not even celebrity big brother
	NicoleFranzel	(DR): Bai bai Bryidgyette!
	LilyAllen	Hi Nicole
	NicoleFranzel	Hyey Lyilly!
	NicoleFranzel	I'm a fyan of your musicuhhhh
	LilyAllen	Thank you
	jeffprObst	(alright so should I wait for 14 or start now)
	LilyAllen	I'm sorry you were born this way
	MrsRoleplay2016	 14 would be amazing
	President109	Dude, what the fuck are you saying bro?
	MrsRoleplay2016	 Oh my goodness, the president is here!?
	President109	SOrry that was insensitive
	President109	Yeah dude, it's me
	LilyAllen	Hey President please be nice to the mentally challenged.
	jeffprObst	(whoever got space to come to chat should tell him to check main)
	MrsRoleplay2016	 I love you, Mr. Trump!
	President109	Nah dude, trump is my oponent
	RyanLochte_	uh...what
	MrsRoleplay2016	 Oh... 
	MrsRoleplay2016	giggles
	MrsRoleplay2016	 Of course! I love the independent parties!
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	MrsRoleplay2016	 I also love the children!
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	President109	I'm your nominee dude, I just beat out Mrs. Hilldawg
	LilyAllen	Shut up MrsRoleplay you fucking tainted communist
	NicoleFranzel2	Hyeyyyyy guysuuuhhh!
	NicoleFranzel2	I'm byackk!!
	LilyAllen	She's trying to communicate
	Spongetron	Hello Primitives. I am Spongetron.
	MrsRoleplay2016	 What does tainted mean? Does it mean you like my boobies? 
	MrsRoleplay2016	 Hehehe
	NicoleFranzel2	Waaahhhttt? Waht do you meanuuhhhh
	Spongetron	detects Nicole's speech
	LilyAllen	No
	MrsRoleplay2016	pushes up bra
	jeffprObst	(at the VERY latest we are starting at 9:30, whether we have 14 or not, please be patient!)
	Spongetron	What ~language~ is that
	LilyAllen	I'm not into lebisan shit
	NicoleFranzel2	(DR): Lyily's being kaaaaaaahhhnnndddd of myeaann to me.......
	DarleneAlderson	Why are you guys being such assholes to each other?
	DarleneAlderson	Let's have a drink!
	MrsRoleplay2016	 Neither am I! Lesbians are horrible! 
	LilyAllen	CONF when do i get to see my children??
	NicoleFranzel2	Oh my gAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHH we need to all sit dyown!
	LilyAllen	sit your ass down bitch don't tell me to sit down
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	Amanda_Bankston	 My real name is Amanda! Hehe!
	DarleneAlderson	Hello, Amanda!
	Amanda_Bankston	 But I want to be known as Miss Roleplay 2016! So vote for me!
	Amanda_Bankston	giggles
	Spongetron	Nicole what ~Language~ are you speaking.
	jeffprObst	(also I am recording btw)
[21:04] <+Amanda_Bankston> Hello, Darlene! What are your views on world hunger?
[21:04] <+JonArbuckle> (WHAT?)
[21:05] <+LilyAllen> What are you recording
[21:05] <+JonArbuckle> Um... hello, everyone.
[21:05] <+LilyAllen> Shit man that's creepy
[21:05] <+Amanda_Bankston> Mine are that everyone should have as much food as they want!
[21:05] <+JonArbuckle> I'm Jon, and um, I'm a contestant.
[21:05] <+JonArbuckle> It's going to be tough being away from my pets for so long, but...
[21:05] <+JonArbuckle> actually...
[21:05] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): Everyone's being so mean to meeeuuhhh.....I need to win HoH!
[21:05] <+JonArbuckle> it's not going to be.
[21:05] <+JonArbuckle> My cat's an asshole.
[21:05] <+LilyAllen> I can relate
[21:05] <+LilyAllen> jon
[21:05] <+LilyAllen> i have children
[21:05] <+LilyAllen> they're dipshits
[21:05] <+DarleneAlderson> I have no comments on world hunger.
[21:06] <+DarleneAlderson> It's terrible, obviously.
[21:06] <+LilyAllen> cOnfessional answer my private message
[21:06] <+LilyAllen> now
[21:06] <+President109> What's up 我的朋友们
[21:06] <+President109> How are you guys doing?
[21:07] <+President109> Yeah that's me, your presidential nominee laying down some sick chinese
[21:07] <+JonArbuckle> Terribly depressed, as usual.
[21:07] <+RyanLochte_> you speak chinese, dude?
[21:08] <+JonArbuckle> I just... wow signing up for this was a mistake.
[21:08] <+LilyAllen> what the fuck
[21:08] <+RyanLochte_> aw, man...that's--that's really cool
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> (alright I'm just gonna start since MargueritePerrin will return soon, she told me, which gives us 12)
[21:08] <+LilyAllen> who invited the japanese
[21:08] <+DarleneAlderson> Chinese?
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> ~ ~ ~ ~
[21:08] <+LilyAllen> REPORT THEM BACK TO KOREA
[21:08] <+LilyAllen> not the good side
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> *camera fades in*
[21:08] <+JonArbuckle> I like Chinese food, I suppose.
[21:08] <+LilyAllen> what the hell
[21:08] <+LilyAllen> am i being recorded
[21:08] <+JonArbuckle> Sometimes I get a real nasty headache from it
[21:08] <+JonArbuckle> but it's not like I can cook.
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> LAST SEASON ON OVIVOR, FOURTEEN CASTAWAYS WERE MAROONED IN THE HEART OF HONDURAS
[21:08] <+DarleneAlderson> Chinese food is nice.
[21:08] <+Richard_Splett|> I am FULLY ready to conquer this challenge.
[21:08] <+DarleneAlderson> I know some... very questionable chinese dudes.
[21:09] <+LilyAllen> please wait until someone i actually know joins
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> A TROPICAL RAINFOREST, WHERE THE HARDEST ELEMENT THAT THEY HAD TO ENDURE WERE THE CASTAWAYS THEMSELVES
[21:09] <+LilyAllen> i don't know who any of these people are
[21:09] <+Amanda_Bankston> Teehee!
[21:09] <+LilyAllen> i hope they bought my records
[21:09] <+JonArbuckle> Like... questionable that they ARE Chinese, or...? @Darlene
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> FOR OVIVOR'S TENTH SEASON, THE CONTESTANTS WILL BE STRANDED IN ONE OF THE HARSHEST AREAS IN THE WORLD
[21:09] <+RyanLochte_> wow i've never...I've never been in a rainforest
[21:09] <+JonArbuckle> Are they just white guys in yellowface?
[21:09] <+Amanda_Bankston> Chinese food is great! Chinese people are great! All people are great!
[21:09] <+RyanLochte_> I mean this is just...this is crazy
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> DEEP IN ARABIA, WHERE SAND DUNES STRETCH OUT FOR MILES
[21:09] <+Amanda_Bankston> Even the fat people on The Biggest Loser! I love all sizes!
[21:09] <+JonArbuckle> I don't like sand. It's gonna get in my socks.
[21:09] <+JonArbuckle> Augh
[21:09] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): Oh my GAAAAASSSSHHHH we're on an ISLYAND!!!!! I didn't eyexpect to be doing all THYIS.....
[21:09] <+JonArbuckle> Sand in my socks
[21:10] <+JonArbuckle> What could be worse than that?
[21:10] <+JonArbuckle> I'll tell you what;
[21:10] <+RyanLochte_> no, okay, sand isn't......that's not a problem for me
[21:10] <+JonArbuckle> my fucking cat
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> THESE TWELVE CASTAWAYS WILL BE FORCED TO BUILD A NEW SOCIETY IN A HARSH AND UNFORGIVING LANDSCAPE, DEVOID OF WATER AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: ANY LIFE
[21:10] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): I'm destined to win the myillyun dollar prize.....no myatter WHAT!
[21:10] * Richard_Splett| is wearing a suit
[21:10] * Richard_Splett| starts to sweat
[21:10] <+RyanLochte_> i like the beach volleyball, honestly.........that's pretty fun
[21:10] <+Amanda_Bankston> (CONF): It's true, I love fat people! Those sad, hideous pigs have just hit a roadblock in their lives, but nothing that a little positivity can't fix!
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> *twelve contestants fly in on chopper*
[21:10] <+Richard_Splett|> I thought this said "Alaska."
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> 21 DAYS
[21:10] <+RyanLochte_> whoa. no water? okay, that's--that's too much, bro
[21:10] <+Spongetron> I am robot, I don't need water.
[21:10] <+Richard_Splett|> I am confused.
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> 12 PEOPLE
[21:10] <+LilyAllen> fat people are ugly
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> ONE. SOLE.
[21:10] <+LilyAllen> like your nan
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> OVIVOR!
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~
[21:10] <+Spongetron> All I need is ~Spatula~
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> *chopper lands*
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[21:10] <+JonArbuckle> What IS an Ovivor?
[21:10] <+LilyAllen> what the fuck is an ovivor
[21:11] <+Amanda_Bankston> Ohh, goodness, my hair is all messy!
[21:11] <+President109> Sup bros!
[21:11] <+President109> SPRING BREAK
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:11] <+Amanda_Bankston> The judges aren't scoring us on hair, are they!?
[21:11] * Richard_Splett| falls into the water as he tries to get off the boat
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> Welcome to Ovivor: Arabia!
[21:11] * Amanda_Bankston fixes her hair
[21:11] * JonArbuckle waves awkwardly
[21:11] <+LilyAllen> LMFAOOOOO richard
[21:11] <+JonArbuckle> Is this okay?
[21:11] <+LilyAllen> fucking knobhead
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> Before we begin, it's time to split you guys up into two tribes.
[21:11] * Amanda_Bankston looks at Jeff and smiles
[21:11] <+President109> Ha, just playing, it's me presidential nominee Ben "109" Delahay here. I'm doing this for you America
[21:11] <+JonArbuckle> Are we supposed to say "hi" back or was that welcome more rhetorical.
[21:11] <+Amanda_Bankston> Tribes!? Those are teams, right!?
[21:11] <+JonArbuckle> This is awfully confusing.
[21:11] * JonArbuckle breathes into paper bag
[21:11] <+Spongetron> What is ~tribe~ @~JeffProbst~
[21:12] <+RyanLochte_> wow.....in the olympics, it's all about....good against evil
[21:12] <+Richard_Splett|> CONF: I'm rather used to an us vs. them mentality. Considering how I spend much of time in Washington.
[21:12] <+RyanLochte_> and i'm usually the good
[21:12] <+RyanLochte_> so i guess...that's also happening here
[21:12] <+RyanLochte_> hi for anyone who doesn't know I'm Ryan Lochte
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> (one sec)
[21:12] <+JonArbuckle> Are you calling other countries evil?
[21:12] <+JonArbuckle> @Ryan
[21:12] <+Amanda_Bankston> ()
[21:12] <+President109> Hey RYan!
[21:12] <+RyanLochte_> no, but.......I'm the *good* guy, to be clear
[21:12] <+Amanda_Bankston> Everyone is a good guy!
[21:12] <+LilyAllen> bitch i'm no pre historic pirate why i gotta be in a tribe
[21:12] <+RyanLochte_> like......I've never done anything bad, i wouldn't say so
[21:12] <+JonArbuckle> You pissed all over a gas station and then claimed to have gotten robbed.
[21:12] <+LilyAllen> I protest
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> OKAY.
[21:12] <+NicoleFranzel2> Ahnestly....I don't know how wyell I like any of these pyeople...
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> On the **RIYADH** TRIBE, WHICH WILL ALWAYS WEAR RED
[21:13] <+President109> Lily ALlen, can I get you to play at the PNC
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> AMANDA.
[21:13] <+JonArbuckle> But honestly, who am I to talk... I'm an awful human being...
[21:13] <+LilyAllen> Ew
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> RICHARD.
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> SPONGETRON.
[21:13] <+LilyAllen> Red is nasty
[21:13] * JonArbuckle begins to cry
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> MONOKUMA.
[21:13] <+RyanLochte_> ..............okay, look, i embellished a story a little bit
[21:13] <+LilyAllen> not me pls
[21:13] * Spongetron searches up Riyadh
[21:13] <+President109> I'm like, the head of the Party Party. I need my fellow bros with me.
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> REZENDEEVIL
[21:13] <+Rezendeevil> Back.
[21:13] <+JonArbuckle> I've done awful things.
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> AND DARLENE.
[21:13] <+Rezendeevil> I was recording a minecraft video.
[21:13] <+Amanda_Bankston> Red is such a good color on me!
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> *Throws red buffs*
[21:13] * Amanda_Bankston catches her buff
[21:13] * Amanda_Bankston puts it on and waves
[21:13] <+Amanda_Bankston> How do I look!?
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ovivor/images/4/4e/Riyadhbuff.png/revision/latest?cb=20160826200906
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> ^ buff
[21:13] <+JonArbuckle> One time I got in trouble with my mother, and so I called her a...
[21:13] <+JonArbuckle> ding dong.
[21:13] * JonArbuckle cries in shame
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> ON THE YANBU TRIBE, WHICH WILL ALWAYS WEAR ORANGE
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> IS
[21:14] <+Spongetron> Riyadh was the Capital of the ~Islamic Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (1947-3009)~
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> PRESIDENT
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> JON
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> RYAN
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> LILLY
[21:14] <+President109> Thanks, bro.
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> NICOLE
[21:14] <+LilyAllen> wow jon well done
[21:14] <@jeffprObst> AND MARGUERITE (who will come back shortly)
[21:14] <+LilyAllen> you stupid bellend
[21:14] <+LilyAllen> what the fuck
[21:14] <+LilyAllen> ORANGE IS AN UGLY COLOR
[21:14] <+NicoleFranzel2> Oh my GAAAAHHHHHHHHSHHHH I'm on a Tribe with Lyilly!!
[21:14] <+JonArbuckle> Who is President Jon Ryan Lilly Nicole and Marguerite (who will come back shortly)?
[21:14] <+LilyAllen> Please revert
[21:14] <+NicoleFranzel2> And....the ahthers...
[21:14] <+JonArbuckle> That's way too long a name for him to be politically successful.
[21:14] <+JonArbuckle> It'll never catch on.
[21:15] <+RyanLochte_> ........uh, alright
[21:15] <@jeffprObst> YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS SOON - FOR NOW, JOIN #RIYADH AND #YANBU TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH YOUR TRIBES
[21:15] <+President109> Orange isn't like, my favorite color but it's an okay fruit I guess.
[21:15] <+LilyAllen> You're nice lily but i hate to ask
[21:15] <+LilyAllen> Are you stupid or just a little slow?
[21:15] <+Amanda_Bankston> Challenge? Is that the talent portion of the competition?
[21:15] <+LilyAllen> *nicole
[21:15] <+LilyAllen> screaming
[21:15] <+Richard_Splett|> Um, sir?
[21:15] <+Amanda_Bankston> I brought my baton!
[21:15] * Richard_Splett| looks at prObst
[21:15] <+President109> OOH PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE COMING THROUGH
[21:15] <+Richard_Splett|> Can I get a different color? Red kind of... clashes with my skin tone.
[21:15] <@jeffprObst> (updating topic one sec.)
[21:15] <+President109> That's what we in the presidential biz call freudian slip Lilz
[21:15] <@jeffprObst> oh and Yanbu buff:http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/ovivor/images/2/23/Yanbubuff.png/revision/latest?cb=20160826220227
[21:15] <+Richard_Splett|> It's like Dan always says, attention to detail.
[21:15] <+NicoleFranzel2> Oh my GAAASSHHuuuhhhh this reminds me of BB18 where we were split into teamsuhh!!
[21:16] <+President109> sick dude, hope you can learn to value your self worth and find a love within yourself
[21:16] <+Richard_Splett|> Then he calls me words I don't like to repeat.
[21:16] <+Rezendeevil> Hey, team
[21:16] <+Rezendeevil> I love Minecraft
[21:16] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Amanda, Richard, Spongetron, Monokuma, Rezendeevil, Darlene || YANBU: President, Jon, Ryan, Lily, Nicole, Marguerite
[21:16] * Amanda_Bankston twirls baton
[21:17] <+Amanda_Bankston> When will you ask us questions!?
[21:17] <+Amanda_Bankston> I have notecards ready!
[21:17] * Amanda_Bankston shuffles a stack of notecards
[21:17] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[21:17] <@jeffprObst> Before we get to the first challenge, there IS a twist this season.
[21:17] <+JonArbuckle> Aw man...
[21:17] <+JonArbuckle> I did the twist with my girlfriend Liz once...
[21:17] <+JonArbuckle> I broke both of my legs.
[21:17] <+Amanda_Bankston> (CONF): Hey viewers, it's Amanda again. I'm so excited to be here! I'm very competitive, so this should be right up my ally!
[21:17] <+Monokuma> A twist?
[21:17] <+JonArbuckle> My cat laughed and laughed.
[21:17] <+JonArbuckle> He's a real dick.
[21:18] <+JonArbuckle> Then he ate my fucking lasagna, like always.
[21:18] <+Amanda_Bankston> Twist? Is one of the judges gay again?
[21:18] <+JonArbuckle> WHY DOES HE DO THAT?
[21:18] <@jeffprObst> One of the most recognizable features of early Arabic and Islamic mythology are supernatural entities called “genies.”
[21:18] <@jeffprObst> The legend states that if you can find a lamp that holds a genie, you will be granted a limited amount of wishes in return for freeing it.
[21:18] <+JonArbuckle> LASAGNA ISN'T FOOD FOR CATS
[21:18] <+Amanda_Bankston> Because that really threw a wrench in my plans during Miss Universe 2011
[21:18] <@jeffprObst> In the game of Ovivor, you vote for someone at Tribal Council, essentially “wishing” that they leave the game.
[21:18] <+LilyAllen> omg yay
[21:18] <@jeffprObst> Being that we’re in Arabia, it’s only fitting that this season’s twist is a limited amount of votes.
[21:18] <+RyanLochte_> *puts a hand to forehead*
[21:18] <@jeffprObst> For the entire game, you will only have NINE pieces of parchment in your possession.
[21:19] <+Amanda_Bankston> Oh my!
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> If you want, you can use all of them at the very first Tribal. You can choose to conserve them throughout the game, or you can split them up among different people.
[21:19] <+LilyAllen> Ryan boutta collapse
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> It’s entirely up to you.
[21:19] <+LilyAllen> Thank god
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> This season, you’re in charge of your own destiny, entirely like someone finding a genie in a lamp.
[21:19] <+Rezendeevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrvOnWTtgPE A M O - E B A
[21:19] <+RyanLochte_> so.......do we not get to vote every time?
[21:19] <+Rezendeevil> AMOEBAS
[21:19] <+JonArbuckle> Aw... I don't want to leave myself in charge of my own destiny... I'm not very responsible
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> And with that...
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> It's time for your first challenge.
[21:19] <+JonArbuckle> I once left my sprinklers on... for six hours!
[21:19] <+President109> They're called djinn dawg! Don't disrespect Arabic culture my broham! That's a total bummer.
[21:19] <+JonArbuckle> SIX HOURS!
[21:19] <+RyanLochte_> i don't really....know how this works
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> Wanna know what you're playing for?
[21:19] <+JonArbuckle> The grass had TOO much water.
[21:19] * jeffprObst reveals immunity statue
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> IMMUNITY.
[21:19] <+Amanda_Bankston> Soooo pretty!!!
[21:19] <+President109> Is it the love and respect for the American people?
[21:19] <+President109> Oh that's cool too
[21:20] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): OH MY GAAAAASSSHHH THIS TWYIST IS ROCKIN MY WORLDUUHHH!!!
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> Today's challenge is called "Capture the Flag"
[21:20] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): This season, the tweist is thyat we have a limited nahmber of votes!
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> The rules are simple - I'll link you to a game with TEN stations
[21:20] <+Spongetron> ~Immunity~ Is very Important for Spongetron.
[21:20] <+Richard_Splett|> Um, Mr. Probst?
[21:20] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): We can use them at any time, but once they run aout, they're OUT!
[21:20] <+Richard_Splett|> Mr. Probst?
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> You'll need to run out to a "flag" (aka click on a station)
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> Where you'll find a SCRAMBLED PHRASE
[21:20] <+Richard_Splett|> I was led to believe this show promoted voter equality?
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> The phrase is ANYTHING related to Ovivor
[21:20] <+RyanLochte_> oh, i'm okay at running, sometimes
[21:20] <+Rezendeevil> I can build some immunity in Minecraft, but in REAL LIFE I can't. That's why I'll do my best.
[21:20] <+RyanLochte_> i mean....i haven't really trained in a while
[21:20] <+LilyAllen> You turd I can't run
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> ONE PERSON needs to send me ALL TEN PHRASES UNSCRAMBLED
[21:20] <+LilyAllen> I had 2 children
[21:20] <+JonArbuckle> Capture the flag?
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> THEN. I will link ONE person to a puzzle.
[21:20] <+RyanLochte_> and obviously......i'm not a runner
[21:21] <+LilyAllen> What the fuck is this
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Sounds simple enough?
[21:21] <+JonArbuckle> I used to play that as a kid, at recess.
[21:21] <+JonArbuckle> I was often the flag.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Unscramble ten phrases -> solve a puzzle.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Very simple.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> I NEED EACH TEAM TO PICK WHO IS GOING TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> THAT PERSON WILL BE LINKED TO THE PUZZLE
[21:21] <+Amanda_Bankston> I'm so good at puzzles! I'm so smart1
[21:21] <+President109> FUCK I love anagrams dog! It's like a word within another word, bro. It's sick as hell.
[21:21] <+NicoleFranzel2> I'll do the pahzzle!
[21:21] <+RyanLochte_> okay, it's not gonna be me, haha
[21:21] <+Amanda_Bankston> Let me solve the puzzle!!!!
[21:21] <+LilyAllen> Nicole can do it
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Nicole is going to do the puzzle for Yanbu
[21:21] <+President109> But I'm to lanky to run. so Nicole
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Riyadh?
[21:21] <+President109> I'm appointing you for puzzle duty
[21:21] <+JonArbuckle> I shouldn't solve this puzzle.
[21:21] <+Amanda_Bankston> Meeeeee!
[21:21] <+JonArbuckle> It's way too much pressure
[21:21] <+LilyAllen> Although it might not end up well since she seems like a retard
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Okay, Amanda.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> ALRIGHT
[21:21] <+RyanLochte_> i can handle the running
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> WHEN I LINK YOU TO THE GAME
[21:21] <+Amanda_Bankston> EEEHEHH!HH!!H!H!H
[21:21] <+President109> Make us proud, broldier
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> MAKE SURE THAT YOU SEND ME ONE LIST
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> OF THE UNSCRAMBLED PHRASES
[21:22] <+Richard_Splett|> Go, Amanda! :D
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> I DON'T WANT A THOUSAND PM'S OF THE ANSWER
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> WORK TOGETHER FOR THIS.
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> Ovivors ready...?
[21:22] <+JonArbuckle> No...
[21:22] <+Rezendeevil> Not really.
[21:22] * JonArbuckle quivers
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> http://www.philome.la/sokim12345/yank-your-hank GO!!!!!!!!!!
[21:22] <+LilyAllen> GO NICOLE FARTZEL
[21:22] * RyanLochte_ swings arms back and forth
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> ANYONE can do the unscrambling
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> NICOLE is solving the PUZZLE
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> Which comes AFTER this
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> (and Amanda)
[21:22] <+LilyAllen> Oh okay
[21:23] <@jeffprObst> Nothing yet. Both teams are STILL in this.
[21:23] <+Amanda_Bankston> I don't know...
[21:23] <+Amanda_Bankston> Um...
[21:23] * Amanda_Bankston stares blankly at the words
[21:23] <@jeffprObst> I HAVE NO ANSWERS YET. YOU HAVE TO DIG DEEP!
[21:23] <+LilyAllen> You prick I have slow internet connection
[21:23] <+LilyAllen> We're in arabia what do you expect
[21:24] <@jeffprObst> No answers yet! This is SIMPLE unscrambling!
[21:24] <+Amanda_Bankston> (CONF): Hey viewers, Amanda here! This challenge is kind of hard! No one has asked me about world hunger OR children in Africa! I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing!
[21:25] <@jeffprObst> SEND IT IN ONE LIST.
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[21:25] <@jeffprObst> YANBU IS ON THE PUZZLE
[21:25] <+Amanda_Bankston> I don't understand!!!
[21:25] <+LilyAllen> GO NICOLE
[21:25] <MargueritePerrin> IN JESUS NAME I PRAY, YAMBU WILL PULL OUT THE WIN
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> RIYADH FALLING BEHIND
[21:26] <+Amanda_Bankston> Go Nicole! I hope you're successful!!!!!
[21:26] <+Amanda_Bankston> :D
[21:26] <+Amanda_Bankston> Jeff these words are REALLY hard! I think the first one might be Lipstick, though...
[21:26] <+President109> Kick their ass Nicole! Woo!
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> TO ANYONE SOLVING THE PUZZLE
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[21:26] <MargueritePerrin> Kick their WHAT?
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> THE PUZZLE SHOULD FLOW
[21:26] <MargueritePerrin> SWEARING IS A SIN
[21:26] <+President109> THEIR ASS BROHAM
[21:26] <+JonArbuckle> I do a lot of puzzles with my girlfriend, Liz.
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> WITH NO INTERRUPTIONS
[21:27] <MargueritePerrin> UNLESS YOU ARE SWEARING ALLEGIANCE TO JESUS
[21:27] <+JonArbuckle> Mostly I just try and fail to put pieces together, and she talks about how she could totally do better.
[21:27] <+JonArbuckle> :')
[21:27] <MargueritePerrin> @President
[21:27] <+JonArbuckle> She's a lovely woman.
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[21:27] <@jeffprObst> NICOLE ON THE PUZZLE, RIYADH FALLING BEHIND
[21:27] <MargueritePerrin> Wash your dirty mouth!
[21:27] <+NicoleFranzel2> H A C F D E B
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> NICOLE GETS IT!
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> YANBU WINS IMMUNITY!!!!!
[21:27] <+NicoleFranzel2> YYEEEEESSSSUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!
[21:27] <+President109> WOOO!
[21:27] <Richard_Splett|> Oh.
[21:27] <+President109> YEAH
[21:27] <+Amanda_Bankston> Yay, good job!!!!!
[21:27] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): Wyinning this competition is REALLY good for my game!
[21:27] <Richard_Splett|> Well, I guess we ought to prepare a concession.
[21:27] <+President109> *crushes beer can against his head*
[21:27] <+RyanLochte_> wow, i mean...that's just crazy
[21:27] <+Rezendeevil> Oh...
[21:27] <+President109> AMERICA, BITCHES
[21:27] * Richard_Splett| looks down sadly and sniffles
[21:27] <+RyanLochte_> so does the national anthem play now?
[21:27] <+Rezendeevil> I was trying so hard.
[21:27] <+RyanLochte_> i think i know the words
[21:27] <+Rezendeevil> Damn. ):
[21:28] <MargueritePerrin> STOP SWEARING, THAT IS DORKSIDED
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Riyadh, got nothing for ya but a date with me at Tribal Council tonight.
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> (GIVE ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO RECORD AND STUFF, IN THE MEANTIME, TALK STRATEGY)
[21:28] <+RyanLochte_> it's like..........oh america, can't you see i'm alive
[21:28] <+Amanda_Bankston> Wow, I haven't been on a date in years...
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> (TRIBAL COUNCIL SOON.)
[21:28] <+RyanLochte_> *puts hand on heart*
[21:28] <+President109> MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, OF THEE I SING
[21:28] <+President109> EAT SHIT RIYADH
[21:28] <+LilyAllen> WELL DONE NICOLE i am so proud of you fartzel.
[21:28] <+President109> I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER
[21:29] <MargueritePerrin> Wait, wait, wait!
[21:29] <Toadspec> (okay I gotta go I'm blessing this entire RP with good vibez)
[21:29] <MargueritePerrin> We're in ARABIUH?
[21:29] <MargueritePerrin> THIS IS DORKSIDED
[21:29] <+Spongetron> If the rest of our ~tribe~ can go to our ~tribe Chat~
[21:29] <Toadspec> (be lucky I didn't join as AJemaineClement and use up all 9 votes in the first TC)
[21:29] <+NicoleFranzel2> All of these boysuhhh trying to get with me and be my ally....
[21:29] <MargueritePerrin> THIS IS NOT THE HOME OF GOD
[21:29] <+NicoleFranzel2> I didn't come here for a BOYUHHH!!
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[21:29] <+LilyAllen> Dyke
[21:29] <+NicoleFranzel2> ...
[21:29] <MargueritePerrin> ...
[21:29] * NicoleFranzel2 laughs it off and walks into the HoH bedroom
[21:29] <MargueritePerrin> God bless you all
[21:29] <+LilyAllen> Oh no
[21:30] <MargueritePerrin> CONF: ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT HOLY!!! *cries*
[21:30] <+LilyAllen> shut up prostitute
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> God... I used to have a relationship with him.
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> Then I met Garfield.
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> My fucking cat.
[21:30] * NicoleFranzel2 walks out of the DR
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> The existence of that creature... anything that malicious...
[21:30] <+NicoleFranzel2> HYEYYYY GUYS WHO WAHNTS TO SEE MY SUPER SAFETY COSTUME?!?!?!
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> There is no God.
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> We are alone in this universe.
[21:30] <+JonArbuckle> Sitting on a floating rock.
[21:30] <MargueritePerrin> CONF: LILY, SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
[21:30] <+LilyAllen> me nicole
[21:30] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): So this week America voted for me to win Super Safety. Now I'm immune from eviction this week!
[21:30] * JonArbuckle collapses and starts crying
[21:30] <+LilyAllen> CONF: I like making the disabled happy
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> ALSO.
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> I WILL BE HIDING IDOLS SOON
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> I WILL GIVE YOU A LINK IN YOUR TRIBE CHATS
[21:31] <+Amanda_Bankston> I'm my OWN idol!
[21:31] <+Amanda_Bankston> Why are you hiding them? Is that one of the competitions?
[21:31] <MargueritePerrin> The idol of my life is JESUS
[21:32] <MargueritePerrin> He holds all the glory
[21:32] <+Amanda_Bankston> Jesus is great!
[21:32] <MargueritePerrin> AMANDA
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[21:32] <+Amanda_Bankston> Christianity is the greatest religion ever!
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[21:32] <MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE A GODLY WOMAN
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:32] * Amanda_Bankston comes in and waves in the camera
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> ALL - How does it feel to lose the first challenge?
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> ALL - can you make a comeback?
[21:32] <MargueritePerrin> AND I, WITH THE POWER OF THE LORD, MAKE YOU A GOD WARRIOR *holds out cross*
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> (SEND ME VOTES. IF YOU ARE NOT VOTING, TELL ME. IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE MULTIPLE PARCHMENTS, TELL ME.)
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> ALSO
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/XmtNZ6f.jpg
[21:33] <@jeffprObst> ^ IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN DECORATE YOUR PARCHMENT
[21:33] <Richard_Splett|> As I know, there is no problem with failure at first. We will make the best comeback since Walter Mondale. :)
[21:33] <+Amanda_Bankston> Well, Jeff, in response to those questions, I think every child should have a husband and a father, and a shelter, and food. I think food is a great thing. It's one of my favorite nouns.
[21:33] <+Rezendeevil> I feel like I lost all my friends...
[21:33] <+Rezendeevil> And I guess I can make better than I did.
[21:34] <@jeffprObst> I have no votes yet.
[21:34] <+LilyAllen> Do I vote
[21:34] <+Amanda_Bankston> I voted!
[21:35] <+Amanda_Bankston> I voted for someone who deserves the title
[21:35] <+DarleneAlderson> Oh, damn!
[21:35] <+DarleneAlderson> I came back to find out I lost?
[21:35] <@jeffprObst> I have votes from 2 people.
[21:37] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma, Darlene, Richard, Spongetron - send me votes please.
[21:37] <@jeffprObst> This will go much faster if I get votes.
[21:37] <+DarleneAlderson> Patience is a gift.
[21:37] <+LilyAllen> I can tell you don't have many gifts in your life
[21:37] <+Amanda_Bankston> I competed against a girl named Patience in a pageant one time! She was so poised and beautiful! But I crushed her in the talent competition!
[21:38] <+Amanda_Bankston> I wonder where she is now..
[21:38] <+LilyAllen> She was my nan
[21:38] <@jeffprObst> 3 votes.
[21:38] <@jeffprObst> MONOKUMA, DARLENE, AND SPONGETRON - PLEASE VOTE.
[21:39] <Richard_Splett|> I believe in 1 vote, 1 person.
[21:39] <+Rezendeevil> I'm so nervous. ):
[21:39] <+NicoleFranzel2> I don't think Monokuma is going to voteuuhhhh he hasn't syaid a word all day!
[21:39] <@jeffprObst> Please vote.
[21:39] <+JonArbuckle> (please clap)
[21:39] <Richard_Splett|> I know we're in Saudi Arabia, but I'm concerned that this premise may lead to ballot inequality. D:
[21:39] <MargueritePerrin> Monokuma must be praying to the dear lord if he's taking so long
[21:40] <MargueritePerrin> Silly boy, nothing is unequal when we live the life of the Lord @Richard
[21:40] <@jeffprObst> 4 votes - Darlene/Monokuma please vote within the next 3 minutes or it will constitute ONE SELF VOTE!
[21:40] <MargueritePerrin> Unless you're not a Christian...
[21:40] <MargueritePerrin> And if you aren't, GO HOME AND PRAY FOR YOURSELF
[21:40] <+DarleneAlderson> I voted.
[21:40] <+DarleneAlderson> Damn
[21:40] <MargueritePerrin> You better be talking about a river dam, young lady
[21:41] <MargueritePerrin> God does not condone AWFUL behavior like yours
[21:41] <Richard_Splett|> I would know, because I have a doctorate in electoral law.
[21:41] <MargueritePerrin> What about a doctorate in the study of God?
[21:42] <MargueritePerrin> That's what REALLY matters
[21:42] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma I still need your vote.
[21:42] <MargueritePerrin> What you really need is another Bible in this area, Jeff
[21:43] <MargueritePerrin> I HAVE THE ONLY BIBLE IN THIS GAME!!
[21:43] <MargueritePerrin> Don't you see how wrong that is?
[21:43] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma self-votes.
[21:43] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:43] <+LilyAllen> Lol
[21:43] <@jeffprObst> (wait hang on)
[21:43] <+NicoleFranzel2> Oh my GAAASSSHH it's times lyike this that I RYEALLY miss Corey!
[21:44] <Richard_Splett|> .
[21:44] <+LilyAllen> Shut up Marguerite I have the only bible in this game it's my record Sheezus
[21:44] <+Amanda_Bankston> Who's Corey?
[21:44] <+LilyAllen> Pls go listen to it now
[21:44] <+LilyAllen> Especially you fat americans you never listen to my albums
[21:44] <Richard_Splett|> .
[21:44] <+LilyAllen> I hope you die at Mcdonalds
[21:44] <+JonArbuckle> My dad died at a McDonalds.
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[21:44] <+LilyAllen> I bet he was fat
[21:44] <@jeffprObst> (he's coming back)
[21:44] <MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
[21:45] <+JonArbuckle> He was. :(
[21:45] <MargueritePerrin> GOD GIVE ME PATIENCE
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[21:45] * Monokuma jumps up from the desk
[21:45] <+NicoleFranzel2> Heyyy there Mononucleosis!
[21:45] <Monokuma> upupupupupu~!
[21:45] <Richard_Splett|> ,
[21:45] <+LilyAllen> Overeating hurts your earing you know
[21:45] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v Monokuma] by jeffprObst
[21:45] <+DarleneAlderson> Oh, look
[21:45] <+LilyAllen> If you move out of the US then you're more likely to enjoy one of my albums
[21:45] <+Spongetron> Join our ~tribe~ chat Monokuma!
[21:45] <MargueritePerrin> Not reading the Bible makes you dorksided @Lily
[21:45] <+DarleneAlderson> I thought you wouldn't come to grace us with your presence, Mono!
[21:45] <+Spongetron> #Riyadh
[21:46] <+Rezendeevil> I LOVE
[21:46] <+Rezendeevil> AMOEBAS
[21:46] <+Rezendeevil> OH GOD
[21:46] <+Rezendeevil> AMOEBAS ARE SO GREAT
[21:46] <@jeffprObst> (one second lol)
[21:47] <+LilyAllen> Marguerite I don't read the bible.
[21:47] <+LilyAllen> I listen to it
[21:47] <+LilyAllen> You can too right here
[21:47] <+Spongetron> ~Amoebas~ are instinct where I come from.
[21:48] <+LilyAllen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so
[21:48] <+JonArbuckle> Audiobooks are useful sometimes.
[21:48] <+DarleneAlderson> I'm sure your obsession with amoebas comes from the fact you have the brain of one. @Rezendeevil
[21:48] <+JonArbuckle> I like to listen to the thesaurus while I fold my socks.
[21:48] <+JonArbuckle> It distracts me from the pain in my life.
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> (waiting on one more person sorry this is a doozy)
[21:48] <+President109> You're boring as fuck Jon, you need to lay loose bro
[21:48] <+LilyAllen> Not being an ugly american is useful sometimes
[21:49] <+LilyAllen> Banter
[21:49] <+President109> Yo, beauty is a social contract Little Lilz
[21:49] <MargueritePerrin> I will NOT use an audiobook
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> ... OKAY.
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> Finally.
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> I will read the votes.
[21:49] <MargueritePerrin> Reading in peace and quiet keeps me intune with the lord
[21:49] <+JonArbuckle> My girlfriend Liz called me handsome, once.
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> There are...
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> 22 votes in this urn.
[21:49] <+JonArbuckle> She followed it with "KIDDING" right away, but
[21:49] <+JonArbuckle> like
[21:49] <+DarleneAlderson> Woah
[21:49] <+JonArbuckle> it was nice
[21:49] <+JonArbuckle> for a moment.
[21:49] <+Amanda_Bankston> How many is 22?
[21:49] * Amanda_Bankston counts on her fingers
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> For the sake of time, I won't read every vote individually.
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> First vote...
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
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[21:50] <@jeffprObst> Second vote...
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> Darlene.
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> Third vote...
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <+Monokuma> Upupu how despairing!
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <+DarleneAlderson> Thank you!
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/kP7dfRu.png
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> Darlene.
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> That's 2 votes Darlene, and 1 vote Monokuma
[21:50] <+LilyAllen> What's with this ridiculous spam
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/Xhtxsn4.png
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
[21:50] <+LilyAllen> I'm trying to read up on what these turds said bitch
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> That's 2 votes Monokuma and 2 votes Darlene
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> 5th vote...
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/kP7dfRu.png
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> Darlene.
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> That's 3 Darlene, 2 Monokuma
[21:51] <+DarleneAlderson> Again?
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> 6th vote...
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> That's 3 Darlene, 3 Monokuma.
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> There are...
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> 16 more votes in this urn.
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> EIGHT are for Monokuma.
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> EIGHT are for Darlene.
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[21:51] <@jeffprObst> That means we have a tie.
[21:52] <+DarleneAlderson> Woah
[21:52] <+Rezendeevil> LOL
[21:52] <+Monokuma> I see!
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> We are tied 11-11.
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> Alright, this is how it works:
[21:52] <+Rezendeevil> That's really sounds like a Minecraft game.
[21:52] == RIchard_Splett| has changed nick to Richard_Splett|
[21:52] <+Amanda_Bankston> Darn! my 9 votes didn't work! I wished SOOOo hard!
[21:52] <Richard_Splett|> (Who is tied what happened)
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> If you used a vote - it is GONE. You CANNOT use that parchment again.
[21:52] <+DarleneAlderson> Fight till death?
[21:52] <+Monokuma> A tie on the first vote how absolutely awful!
[21:52] <+Monokuma> I love it!
[21:52] <+LilyAllen> What if I want to recycle
[21:52] <+Monokuma> Who is the murderer?
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> Amanda, Richard, Spongetron and Rezendeevil
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> SEND ME RE-VOTES FOR EITHER MONOKUMA OR DARLENE
[21:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GAAAHHHDDDDDDDD
[21:52] <+President109> (CRYING)
[21:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> THYIS IS SO INTENSEEUHHHH
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> DON'T WORRY ABOUT PARCHMENTS, JUST SEND ME A VOTE.
[21:52] <+LilyAllen> This is the reason the world is being destroyed
[21:53] <+LilyAllen> By humans especially greasy americans
[21:53] <MargueritePerrin> The world is being destroyed by non-believers like YOU
[21:53] <+LilyAllen> I believe I have the 3 best albums of the century and that's all I need to believe in
[21:53] <+President109> In my America, I'd let you write on the back of parchments bro.
[21:54] <+LilyAllen> And I believe you should get your earing checked if you haven't heard any of my albums or don't like me or my music.
[21:54] <MargueritePerrin> I don't like dorksided stuff, little girl
[21:54] <+President109> #DelaHeyIWantABrighterFutureForOurWorld
[21:54] <+Rezendeevil> Jesus...
[21:54] <MargueritePerrin> And you are becoming dorksided, so watch out
[21:54] <MargueritePerrin> ..
[21:54] <+Rezendeevil> I never played a gameplay so real like this.
[21:54] <MargueritePerrin> Are you praying? @Rez
[21:54] <+Rezendeevil> Sounds like I am alive in reallife!
[21:54] <MargueritePerrin> Or did you just use the lord's name in vain?!
[21:54] <+LilyAllen> I'd rather be dorksided than a plain retarded whore
[21:55] <MargueritePerrin> But you're both
[21:55] <MargueritePerrin> God told me so
[21:55] <+Monokuma> Hello everyone~! I'd like to ask for safety tonight! Trust me I am just an advisor here, I have no true power!
[21:55] <+LilyAllen> God probably told you you shouldn't be so self entitled
[21:55] <+DarleneAlderson> What is this stupid, petty drama?
[21:55] <+LilyAllen> The american started it
[21:55] <+DarleneAlderson> I didn't sign up for Jersey Shore.
[21:55] <MargueritePerrin> He did tell me, Lily
[21:55] <+LilyAllen> They always start everything bad
[21:55] <MargueritePerrin> When he spoke to me this morning
[21:55] <MargueritePerrin> He's told me lots of things
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> ALSO JUST TO CLARIFY: ONE PERSON USED ALL 9 OF THEIR PARCHMENTS, SO ONLY THREE PEOPLE ARE VOTING TONIGHT.
[21:55] <+LilyAllen> Was it during morning sex
[21:55] <MargueritePerrin> Like how DORKSIDED YOU ARE
[21:56] <@jeffprObst> For the sake of that person, I won't reveal who it is.
[21:56] <+Amanda_Bankston> Meeeee!!!!
[21:56] * Amanda_Bankston claps
[21:56] <+DarleneAlderson> Good job.
[21:56] <+LilyAllen> I'LMFAOOOOOO
[21:56] * MargueritePerrin gasps
[21:56] <+Amanda_Bankston> That's what we're supposed to do, right??
[21:56] * Amanda_Bankston looks confused
[21:57] <@jeffprObst> Please vote as soon as you can.
[21:57] <+DarleneAlderson> I'm sooooo bored.
[21:57] <+Rezendeevil> Amanda, you spent all your votes??
[21:57] <+Rezendeevil> Oh... That's not really cool.
[21:57] <+Amanda_Bankston> Yes... :(
[21:57] <+Rezendeevil> ):
[21:57] <+Amanda_Bankston> I was trying to make my wish SUPER DUPER strong!!!
[21:57] <+Rezendeevil> I'll help you if you need, relax.
[21:57] <+Monokuma> It seems that it didn't work then! Upupupu!
[21:57] <+Monokuma> @Amanda
[21:57] <+Rezendeevil> But subscribe in my channel!!1!1!
[21:58] <@jeffprObst> Please vote in the next 5 minutes or I will count your ORIGINAL VOTE.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> OKAY.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> There are .... two votes in this urn
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> First vote...
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:59] <+DarleneAlderson> Interesting
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> ....
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> First person voted out of Ovivor: Arabia
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> No one.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> This vote is for Darlene.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> We are deadlocked.
[21:59] <+DarleneAlderson> So what?
[21:59] <+DarleneAlderson> Fight for death?
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> Here's how this works.
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> MONOKUMA AND DARLENE - you two are safe because you got votes.
[22:00] <+Monokuma> UPUPUPUPU! How absolutely nightmarish~!
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> Are you guys stupid?
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> That means Amanada, Richard, Spongetron or Rezendeevil will be going home tonight.
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> We are a team.
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> AMANDA, RICHARD, SPONGE, REZEN - PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN #1 - #4
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> And now one of you are getting vote off
[22:00] <+Rezendeevil> What the fuck.
[22:00] <Richard_Splett|> 3!
[22:00] <+Rezendeevil> 2.
[22:00] <+Spongetron> 1
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> Because you couldn't get together to vote!
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> Congratulations.
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> You guys don't understand team work.
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> Sponge (1), Rezen (2), Richard (3) and Amanda (4)
[22:00] <+DarleneAlderson> And now the two useless members of the tribe stay, while one of you will get your ass kicked.
[22:01] <+Monokuma> Thank you to my wonderful student who decided to keep me~! Let's hope the Gods of Despair do not shine down on you!
[22:01] <+Amanda_Bankston> I'm so confused!!!
[22:01] <+Monokuma> Upupupu!
[22:01] <+Spongetron> I don't understand this primitive Concept.
[22:01] <@jeffprObst> (entering in random.org one sec lmao)
[22:01] <+Amanda_Bankston> Why did I get last place!? I want #1!!
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> 3 ...
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> 2...
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> 1...
[22:02] * Spongetron reveals
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> (pic is uploading ... )
[22:03] <+Monokuma> upupupu!
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> (one sec .... )
[22:03] <+Monokuma> The picture won't even load! How janky is this?
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> ( hate macs)
[22:03] <+Spongetron> This is taking ~forever~
[22:03] <+Rezendeevil> This news of being eliminated feels like a creeper blowing up.
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> (k ill screenshot soon hang on)
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> 3...
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> 2...
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> 1...
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> REVEAL!
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> There were 4 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Spongetron (1)
[22:03] * Spongetron reveals
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Amanda (4)
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Richard (3)
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Rezen (2)
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> IP: 24.186.187.150
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Timestamp: 2016-08-28 02:03:20 UTC
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Rock #1, aka Spongetron.
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Spongetron, you need to bring me your torch.
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Spongetron.
[22:03] <+Spongetron> Spongetron is Not Affected.
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> The rock has spoken.
[22:03] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[22:04] <+Spongetron> Goodbye Primitives.
[22:04] <+NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GODDDDUUUHHHHHHHH THAT WAS SO INTENSEEEEUUHHHH
[22:04] <+Monokuma> Correct!
[22:04] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Amanda, Richard, Monokuma, Rezendeevil, Darlene || YANBU: President, Jon, Ryan, Lily, Nicole, Marguerite
[22:04] <+NicoleFranzel2> YANBU, let's NAHT go to rocks at our first Trybal Counsuluuhhh
[22:04] <+LilyAllen> Are we still only on the first elimination
[22:04] <+Rezendeevil> And the Creeper blew.
[22:04] <+Monokuma> The blackened for this round was Spongetron, The Ultimate Robot!
[22:04] <MargueritePerrin> Spongetron was not a Christian
[22:04] <MargueritePerrin> God punished him with all his mighty powers
[22:04] <+Monokuma> We've prepared a very special punishment for Sponetron! Let's go! It's punishment time!
[22:04] <+LilyAllen> Bitch imagine how many times I'll have my album It's Not Me, It's You on loop until this ends
[22:04] == Spongetron has changed nick to Spongetron|Nate
[22:04] <+Monokuma> Upupupupu~!
[22:04] * Monokuma lowers Spongetron into a vat of acid while giggling.
[22:05] <@jeffprObst> (okay... I'll give you a minute to breathe before the next round)
[22:05] <+Monokuma> Upupupu~!
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> (I need to record votes + confs + transcript - the next challenge will be at :08 !!)
[22:06] <+Monokuma> .
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[22:07] * Monokuma hops up from behind a desk
[22:07] <Monokuma> Upupupu~!
[22:07] <Monokuma> Hello class!
[22:08] <Monokuma> A bit quiet today, eh?
[22:08] == LilyAllen [59d6c505@gateway/web/freenode/ip.89.214.197.5] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[22:08] <Monokuma> Aw, well too bad!
[22:08] <@jeffprObst> (lily prob lagged out)
[22:08] <Monokuma> Our first motive is about to be revealed!
[22:08] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v MargueritePerrin] by jeffprObst
[22:08] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v Monokuma] by jeffprObst
[22:08] <+Rezendeevil> I just love DanganRonpa!
[22:08] <+Rezendeevil> I'M THE MASTERMIND.
[22:08] == DarleneAlderson [b161810c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.97.129.12] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
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[22:08] <+Rezendeevil> I'M ENOSHIMA JUNKO.
[22:08] == mode/#OvivorArabia [-v Spongetron|Nate] by jeffprObst
[22:08] <+Rezendeevil> BUT IN A MALE BODY.
[22:08] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v LilyAllen] by jeffprObst
[22:08] <+Rezendeevil> THAT PLAYS MINECRAFT.
[22:09] <+Rezendeevil> AMOEBAS.
[22:09] <+LilyAllen> Fucking Arabs making me disconnect
[22:09] <+MargueritePerrin> Arabs are evil!
[22:09] <+MargueritePerrin> WHY ARE WE IN SAUDI ARABIA?!
[22:09] <+Rezendeevil> OFF: are you here?
[22:09] <+MargueritePerrin> THIS IS NOT GODLY
[22:09] <+Monokuma> That dumb fashionista? Yeah she reall is dumb!
[22:09] <+LilyAllen> True
[22:09] == Spongetron|Nate [484cfca0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.76.252.160] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[22:09] <@jeffprObst> ALRIGHT.
[22:09] <+LilyAllen> We should go somewhere where we can hear my album loud and clear
[22:09] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[22:09] <+LilyAllen> Like UK
[22:09] <+LilyAllen> Not america though
[22:09] == Rezendeevil [bd0ae76e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.10.231.110] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[22:09] <+NicoleFranzel2> YEAS!!! Leyet's get to it!
[22:09] <@jeffprObst> This challenge is called "THAT'S A GEM."
[22:09] <+MargueritePerrin> TRIBE
[22:09] <@jeffprObst> It's simple
[22:09] <+MargueritePerrin> Y'all need to PRAY
[22:09] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/abMrQ5f.jpg
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> ^ using THAT reference sheet
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[22:10] <+JonArbuckle> Oh boy, a challenge about rocks!
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> I'll post a picture of various gems in one picture
[22:10] <+JonArbuckle> This is right up my alley!
[22:10] * RyanLochte_ walks in
[22:10] <+RyanLochte_> uh............what?
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> It is YOUR job to name the gem that appears the most
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> For example
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> If the picture I post has
[22:10] <+RyanLochte_> i don't--i don't know anything about rocks
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> 10 ruby gems, and 2 opal gems
[22:10] <+MargueritePerrin> I know about God
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[22:10] <@jeffprObst> All YOU need to say is "ruby" in main
[22:10] <+MargueritePerrin> That is all we need
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> Because ruby appears the most
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> (people are lagging out)
[22:10] <+Monokuma> How absolutely despairful! A rock challenge after Spongetron was tragically crushed by rocks! Upupupu~! Whoever came up with these is a genius!
[22:10] <+RyanLochte_> ............huh?
[22:11] <+Monokuma> Count rocks.
[22:11] <+MargueritePerrin> Ryan
[22:11] <+RyanLochte_> ruby like, is that a name/
[22:11] <+MargueritePerrin> Just pray
[22:11] <+MargueritePerrin> And we will win
[22:11] <@jeffprObst> It's simple. Count rocks.
[22:11] <+MargueritePerrin> Because God loves us
[22:11] <@jeffprObst> The first tribe to THREE will win immunity. Sound simple enough?
[22:11] <+RyanLochte_> count........rocks?
[22:11] <@jeffprObst> When I post the picture
[22:11] <+RyanLochte_> i mean--i--oh goodness
[22:11] <+JonArbuckle> This challenge is BUILT for me!
[22:11] <+JonArbuckle> :D
[22:11] <+RyanLochte_> *long sigh*
[22:11] <+RyanLochte_> okay, Jon, do your thing, old man
[22:11] <+JonArbuckle> well
[22:11] <@jeffprObst> I'll say "GO", and that is your cue.
[22:11] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[22:11] <+JonArbuckle> that's a lot of pressure...
[22:11] * JonArbuckle starts sweating
[22:11] <@jeffprObst> gonna wait for some people to come back and then we'll begin.
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[22:11] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v President109] by jeffprObst
[22:11] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v Rezendeevil] by jeffprObst
[22:12] <@jeffprObst> (I need richard and darlene)
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[22:12] <DarleneAlderson> What happened?
[22:12] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v DarleneAlderson] by jeffprObst
[22:12] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v DarleneAlderson] by jeffprObst
[22:12] * MargueritePerrin starts praying
[22:12] <@jeffprObst> Okay let's just begin
[22:13] <@jeffprObst> FIRST ROUND COMING SOON
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[22:13] <+MargueritePerrin> Lord give my tribe strength, we need your power
[22:13] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/mGDiYVG.png GO!
[22:13] <+NicoleFranzel2> *grabs lump under challenge piece*
[22:13] <+NicoleFranzel2> *puts item in pocket*
[22:13] <+JonArbuckle> emerald
[22:13] <+Monokuma> emerald
[22:13] <+MargueritePerrin> Emeralds!
[22:13] <@jeffprObst> Emerald is correct, JON scores for YANBU!
[22:13] <+MargueritePerrin> JON, GOOD
[22:13] <+JonArbuckle> I... scored?
[22:13] <+JonArbuckle> YES!
[22:13] <+Rezendeevil> *GRABS LUMP UNDER CHALLENGE PIECE*
[22:13] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU PRAYED
[22:13] <+LilyAllen> Equality Emerald
[22:13] <+President109> (wqait what are we doign)
[22:13] <+DarleneAlderson> I don't know precious stones, I'm sorry
[22:13] <+Rezendeevil> *PUTS ITEM IN POCKET*
[22:13] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND
[22:13] <+Rezendeevil> I HAVE THE DOLL BITCHES
[22:14] <+Rezendeevil> @jeffpr0bst
[22:14] <+DarleneAlderson> I never owed them
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/T6NuYZb.png
[22:14] <+NicoleFranzel2> ruby
[22:14] <+JonArbuckle> ruby
[22:14] <+MargueritePerrin> Opal
[22:14] <+DarleneAlderson> Ruby
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> RUBY is correct. Nicole scores for Yanbu!
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> 0-2
[22:14] <+Monokuma> No!
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> YANBU is one point away from scoring again!
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND.
[22:14] <+NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GAAAAHHHSSSHHH!!!!
[22:14] <+DarleneAlderson> Dammit
[22:14] <+MargueritePerrin> CONF: God has graced my tribe, never be surprised by his powers!
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/XlROLik.png
[22:14] <+President109> Sheet, my tribe is ritzy as fuck.
[22:14] <+President109> Nice job bros
[22:14] <+LilyAllen> Look guys I hate to break it up for you but no mile high club action with any of you guys I have kids
[22:14] <+JonArbuckle> diamond
[22:14] <+NicoleFranzel2> crystal quartz
[22:14] <+Monokuma> cubic zyrconia
[22:14] <+DarleneAlderson> Diamond?
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> DIAMOND IS CORRECT.
[22:14] <+President109> Peridot
[22:14] <@jeffprObst> JON SCORES
[22:15] <@jeffprObst> YANBU WINS IMMUNITY AGAIN!
[22:15] <+LilyAllen> Please stop messaging me sexually harassing things
[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> guys... I... I did it!
[22:15] <+MargueritePerrin> I AM THANKFUL FOR YOU, JESUS
[22:15] <+Rezendeevil> Oh God... Again?
[22:15] <+President109> Nice bro, Jon
[22:15] <+NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GAAAAHHHSSSHHH GOOD JOB JON!!!!
[22:15] <+Rezendeevil> Please, Jeff!
[22:15] * JonArbuckle immediately becomes a cocky asshole
[22:15] <+LilyAllen> Well done Yanbu
[22:15] <+Rezendeevil> One more turn!
[22:15] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU HAVE BLESSED ME ONCE MORE
[22:15] <+DarleneAlderson> Hahaha, we are a mess!
[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> Yeah...
[22:15] <+President109> you're like a real grace to this team
[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> It's you know...
[22:15] <+Rezendeevil> That's all what I ask...
[22:15] * JonArbuckle smiles
[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> Thanks, President.
[22:15] <+MargueritePerrin> God is the real grace, President
[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> I am pretty good, huh?
[22:15] <@jeffprObst> RIYADH - SECOND TRIBAL VERY SOON. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VOTES YOU HAVE, JUST MESSAGE ME.
[22:15] <+President109> No problem broham
[22:15] <+RyanLochte_> wow, Jon, good job grandpa
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[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> Especially when it comes to rocks.
[22:15] <+MargueritePerrin> Jon did nothing
[22:15] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v RichardSplett|] by jeffprObst
[22:15] <+President109> Sure thing muchacho
[22:15] <+Monokuma> Oh nooooo we lost again! How intensely despairing of us! Upupupup....
[22:15] <@jeffprObst> (richard, tribal soon, your tribe lost)
[22:15] <+JonArbuckle> Well... I won the challenge?
[22:15] <+President109> I love my main G too
[22:15] <+RyanLochte_> i can't believe you did it again
[22:15] <+MargueritePerrin> Jesus did @Jon
[22:15] <+MargueritePerrin> He won us the challenge
[22:16] <+JonArbuckle> oh
[22:16] <+DarleneAlderson> Where are my teammates?
[22:16] <+MargueritePerrin> Because of my pure heart and soul
[22:16] * JonArbuckle deflates
[22:16] <+JonArbuckle> I guess so
[22:16] <+RichardSplett|> I'm back!
[22:16] <+RichardSplett|> Oh.
[22:16] <+DarleneAlderson> I see, hmm
[22:16] <+JonArbuckle> I'll never be as good as Jesus.
[22:16] <+DarleneAlderson> The bear
[22:16] <+RichardSplett|> We have lost another competition.
[22:16] <+DarleneAlderson> Rezende
[22:16] <+RichardSplett|> Have we alreay conceded?
[22:16] <+DarleneAlderson> Richard
[22:16] <+MargueritePerrin> THAT'S THE SPIRIT @Jon
[22:16] <+RichardSplett|> Yes, Darlene? :D
[22:16] <+DarleneAlderson> Where's Amanda?
[22:16] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:17] <+RichardSplett|> I... don't know.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[22:17] <+RichardSplett|> Probst!
[22:17] <+RichardSplett|> We won!
[22:17] <+RichardSplett|> Actually, we did not.
[22:17] <+RichardSplett|> But it's good to think positive.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> SEND ME VOTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THIS ROUND CAN BE A LOT QUICKER IF YOU VOTE SOON.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Also, be sure to account for how many parchments you have.
[22:18] <+DarleneAlderson> Eh, whatever
[22:18] <+DarleneAlderson> I'm getting voted off
[22:18] <+DarleneAlderson> Unless people actually wake up and do something
[22:18] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/XmtNZ6f.jpg <-- PARCHMENT.
[22:18] <+DarleneAlderson> The bottom feeders
[22:18] * NicoleFranzel2 eats cheese and scurries into a hole
[22:18] <+LilyAllen> Are we voting already
[22:19] <@jeffprObst> Not your tribe.
[22:19] <@jeffprObst> I need votes from amanda, Richard, Monokuma, Rezendeevil, and Darlene.
[22:19] <+LilyAllen> I vote for the person whose name isn't Lily and is american
[22:19] <@jeffprObst> No votes yet.
[22:19] <+LilyAllen> Look I just voted
[22:19] <+LilyAllen> Apparently overeating affects your vision too
[22:19] <+NicoleFranzel2> Oh my gaaaaaahhssshhh guysssuuhhh
[22:19] <+NicoleFranzel2> This Tribal Council is SO intenseuhhh like.........uhh.....
[22:20] <+LilyAllen> It's intense like the retardness in your sentences
[22:20] <+RichardSplett|> (Is Amanda still able to vote?)
[22:20] <+RichardSplett|> (She used up all 9 of her votes last round)
[22:21] <+LilyAllen> I thought she was american?
[22:21] <+LilyAllen> I hope she votes for Hillary
[22:21] <+Rezendeevil> testing
[22:21] <+Rezendeevil> Is internet alive?
[22:21] <+Rezendeevil> hey
[22:21] <+Rezendeevil> anybody here?
[22:21] <+Monokuma> Hello~
[22:21] <+DarleneAlderson> I've voted.
[22:21] <+LilyAllen> Not here in Arabia
[22:21] <+NicoleFranzel2> Yesuuhh
[22:21] <+NicoleFranzel2> @Rezen
[22:21] <+LilyAllen> none of these arabs know what internet is
[22:21] <+MargueritePerrin> That's not dorksided though, Lily
[22:22] <+MargueritePerrin> God didn't have internet, neither should we
[22:22] <+LilyAllen> One came up to me and said "bomb twin tower" that's all I've heard them say
[22:22] <+MargueritePerrin> It's a disservice to our lord
[22:22] <+LilyAllen> But the internet is how the new age people get my music
[22:22] <+LilyAllen> Through iTunes
[22:22] <+LilyAllen> So I support it
[22:22] <+MargueritePerrin> They will get your music if God puts it in their ears
[22:22] <+MargueritePerrin> Because he holds all the glory
[22:23] <@jeffprObst> I HAVE FOUR VOTES (2 actual votes, and 2 people who have no parchments to use)
[22:23] <+MargueritePerrin> If your songs are holy, he will breathe it into the world and hearts of the believers
[22:23] <@jeffprObst> I need one more person to vote.
[22:23] <+LilyAllen> I hope God isn't american then
[22:23] <+MargueritePerrin> God isn't American, he is Christian
[22:23] <+LilyAllen> They're stupid and don't listen to my music as much as one should
[22:24] <@jeffprObst> Richard I just need your vote.
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:25] <+LilyAllen> Richard is fat so he votes slowly
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> There are...
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> 10 votes in this urn.
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> Darlene,
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> That's 1 vote darlene.
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> Second vote..
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> Richard
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> That's 1 vote Richard, 1 vote Darlene
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote..
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> Darlene.
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes Darlene, 1 vote Richard
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote....
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> ..
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .... Richard.
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes Darlene. 2 votes Richard.
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> The next six votes are for one person.
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> ...
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> The 2nd person voted out of Ovivor: Arabia
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <+Rezendeevil> .
[22:26] <+Rezendeevil> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <+Rezendeevil> .
[22:26] <+Rezendeevil> .
[22:26] <+Rezendeevil> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:26] <+Rezendeevil> .
[22:26] <@jeffprObst> .... Richard.
[22:26] <+RichardSplett|> Oh.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Richard, that's 8, that's enough.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> You need to bring me your torch.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Richard.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> The tribe has spoken.
[22:27] <+Rezendeevil> LOL
[22:27] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[22:27] <+RichardSplett|> Well then, I suppose it's time to make my concession.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[22:27] <+Monokuma> That's correct! The blackened for this round was Richard Splett, the Ultimate Politician!
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Well, if it's one thing that his game has proven so far
[22:27] <+RichardSplett|> Everyone, thank you very much for believing in me.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> It's that you NEED to show your cards early. Or else. It may be your stack that falls.
[22:27] <+LilyAllen> Bye Richard
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Grab your torches.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> Head back to camp.
[22:27] <@jeffprObst> G'night.
[22:27] <+RichardSplett|> And for voting for me.
[22:27] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Amanda, Monokuma, Rezendeevil, Darlene || YANBU: President, Jon, Ryan, Lily, Nicole, Marguerite
[22:28] <+RichardSplett|> Although I do not voting for me was the best choice in this case.
[22:28] <@jeffprObst> (give me a sec to pee and record!)
[22:28] <+JonArbuckle> (what the fuck was that card metaphor)
[22:28] <+NicoleFranzel2> Oh my GOOSSSHHUHHHHH this is sO SCARYUUUHHH
[22:28] <+NicoleFranzel2> I don't want to lose the challengeuuuhhh
[22:28] <+LilyAllen> I hope I don't get lost on my way to camp
[22:28] <+LilyAllen> One of these arabs could just kidnap me and hold me hostage
[22:29] <+LilyAllen> This isn't safe
[22:29] <+RyanLochte_> the Arabs are dead though, right?
[22:29] <+RyanLochte_> I mean we're like.......we're holding this reality show above where they're buried
[22:29] <+RyanLochte_> that's pretty crazy
[22:29] <+MargueritePerrin> God sent me here to kill them all
[22:29] <+MargueritePerrin> Because they are dorksided
[22:29] <+JonArbuckle> I am terrified of my tribemates.
[22:29] <+RyanLochte_> jeah!
[22:30] <+NicoleFranzel2> So hey guyssuuhhh what's going onnnuhhh
[22:30] <+NicoleFranzel2> Who wants to get into a showmanceuhh with me??
[22:30] <+DarleneAlderson> Woah
[22:30] <+DarleneAlderson> Richard really went home
[22:30] <+JonArbuckle> I can't.
[22:30] <+JonArbuckle> I'm taken!
[22:31] <+MargueritePerrin> I'm in a showmance with God
[22:31] <+MargueritePerrin> A showmance is when you love something and someone so much that you show it all the time, right?
[22:31] <+JonArbuckle> You love something so much you have sex with it even when people are watching you live on the internet.
[22:31] <@cOnfessional__> (just gonna record confessionals and then we're gonna get to the challenge yall)
[22:31] <+JonArbuckle> I believe.
[22:31] <+President109> I got my eyes on someone else, sorry bro
[22:32] <+RyanLochte_> i'm not ready for a girlfriend
[22:32] <+NicoleFranzel2> I really miss Corey guyssuuhhhhh
[22:32] <+NicoleFranzel2> He smelled REALLY gooduuhhh
[22:32] <+President109> Yeah me neither Ry
[22:32] <+NicoleFranzel2> Ayand......he looked pretty haht in that Patriotard...
[22:32] <+MargueritePerrin> You know what else smells good?
[22:32] <+President109> It's cool though
[22:32] <+President109> not all of us are like
[22:32] <+MargueritePerrin> This Holy Water
[22:32] <+President109> ready for a girlfriend
[22:32] * MargueritePerrin throws it at everyone
[22:32] <+MargueritePerrin> I use it as perfume
[22:32] <+President109> bros still support other bros you know?
[22:33] <+MargueritePerrin> So I can smell my best and my holy-est
[22:33] <+JonArbuckle> Liz says I smell of failure.
[22:33] <+JonArbuckle> And lasagna.
[22:33] <+JonArbuckle> I have to make lasagna a lot for my cat.
[22:33] <+JonArbuckle> I fucking hate him.
[22:33] <+JonArbuckle> He eats SO MUCH lasagna.
[22:33] <+MargueritePerrin> That might be true, Jon
[22:33] <+Monokuma> Hello class!
[22:33] <+MargueritePerrin> But your wife is also a DORKSIDED EVIL JEW
[22:33] <+Monokuma> It's time for another BEAUUUUUUUUUTIFUL DAY!
[22:33] <+MargueritePerrin> So who really knows, haha
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[22:33] <@cOnfessional__> whoops
[22:33] <@cOnfessional__> coming back
[22:33] <@cOnfessional__> give me a second
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[22:34] <jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:34] <jeffprObst> COME ON IN, GUYS!
[22:34] <+LilyAllen> I miss my husband and my kids
[22:34] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+o jeffprObst] by cOnfessional__
[22:34] * Monokuma pops up
[22:35] <@jeffprObst> (we need to wait for Richard)
[22:35] <+LilyAllen> Wtf
[22:35] <+LilyAllen> This mutant bear just popped off the ground
[22:35] <+LilyAllen> Can we get terrorist watchlist working on this please
[22:35] <@jeffprObst> (not richard)
[22:35] <+NicoleFranzel2> But...isn't he outuhhh..
[22:35] <@jeffprObst> (someone)
[22:35] <+LilyAllen> I bet he's a suicide bomber
[22:35] <@jeffprObst> (we have 9)
[22:36] <+LilyAllen> That's lame
[22:36] <@jeffprObst> (oh amanda)
[22:36] <+LilyAllen> Waiting
[22:36] <+LilyAllen> I'd rather wait for katy perry to put out a good album
[22:36] <+LilyAllen> Sadly that'll never happen
[22:36] <+MargueritePerrin> Amanda is praying, Jeff
[22:36] <+MargueritePerrin> I told her to do it because God told me too
[22:36] <+LilyAllen> She's praying she doesn't get voted off
[22:36] <@jeffprObst> alright let's just continue
[22:36] <@jeffprObst> This challenge is called "Spice, Spice, Baby"
[22:36] <+MargueritePerrin> She really is!! @Lily
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> Here's how it works
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> I will link you to an image of various Arabic spices
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> They will be correlated to a LETTER
[22:37] <+LilyAllen> Disgusting
[22:37] <+MargueritePerrin> Question
[22:37] <+JonArbuckle> Spices?
[22:37] <+President109> Nice
[22:37] <+JonArbuckle> oh no
[22:37] <+RyanLochte_> whoa I like that song
[22:37] <+JonArbuckle> I am VERY bad at spicy foods.
[22:37] <+President109> Vanilla was like, a total G
[22:37] <+Rezendeevil> Curious
[22:37] <+RyanLochte_> i got my hair dyed like that, um, that rapper
[22:37] <+MargueritePerrin> Why are we using ARABIC spices and not CHRISTIAN spices?
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> Then, I will give you a string of spices, that when you DECODE, will show a word
[22:37] <+DarleneAlderson> Oh, arab food, I love it!
[22:37] <+MargueritePerrin> They are better tasting and better for your soul
[22:37] <+President109> He inspired white bros like me everywhere
[22:37] <+RyanLochte_> it was really dope. really sick, really jeah
[22:37] <+MargueritePerrin> ANSWER MY QUESTION @Jeff
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> That WORD will be a LOCATION in ARABIA
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> Sound simple enough?
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> this is your reference
[22:38] <+MargueritePerrin> I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN A CHALLENGE THAT IS TAMPERING WITH UNHOLY STUFF
[22:38] <+President109> (copying Venture smh)
[22:38] <+RyanLochte_> wait, is arabia like.....a place with people?
[22:38] <+LilyAllen> If I wanted to taste arabic spice I would take a flight to america and wait patiently next some tall building for an explosion to happen
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/8JA7P41.png
[22:38] <+RyanLochte_> do people live here? i thought they were all dead
[22:38] <+MargueritePerrin> With dorksided people @Ryan
[22:38] <+NicoleFranzel2> O M Guuuhhhhh I'm so excited to do this challengeuhhh!!
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> MEMORIZE IT, ROUND ONE IS COMING SOON.
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> FIRST TRIBE TO THREE POINTS WINS
[22:38] <+NicoleFranzel2> (DR): So in this cahmpetition we have to memorize a spice list and decode a phrase using themuhhh!
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> R1: Curry Powder, Mint, Parsley, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Parsley, Turmeric
[22:38] <+DarleneAlderson> Nice
[22:39] <+LilyAllen> This is making me feel sick
[22:39] * JonArbuckle throws up, weirdly slowly
[22:39] <+JonArbuckle> awwww
[22:39] <+JonArbuckle> I tasted all of that
[22:39] <+JonArbuckle> just... all of it
[22:39] <+LilyAllen> I bet it tastes like fast food
[22:39] <+MargueritePerrin> UNAIWAH
[22:39] <+LilyAllen> You're american after all
[22:39] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite is close, but nope.
[22:39] <+RyanLochte_> um, that's U, N A I Z A H
[22:39] <+Monokuma> unaizah
[22:39] <+Rezendeevil> UNAIWAH
[22:39] <+RyanLochte_> uh
[22:39] <+NicoleFranzel2> This is REALLY HARDDDUUHHHHH
[22:39] <+MargueritePerrin> UNAIZAH
[22:39] <+Monokuma> Upupupu!
[22:39] <+RyanLochte_> unaizah?
[22:39] <+DarleneAlderson> Unaizah
[22:39] <+Monokuma> I got it!
[22:40] <+RyanLochte_> i don't...what's unaiza
[22:40] <+LilyAllen> they're speaking arabian?! hell nah
[22:40] <+Rezendeevil> Good one, Monokuma!
[22:40] <@jeffprObst> UNAIZAH IS CORRECT, MARGUERITE SCORES FOR YANBU
[22:40] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND.
[22:40] <+LilyAllen> Please take me back to the UK
[22:40] <+Monokuma> Hello?
[22:40] <+MargueritePerrin> GOD GAVE ME GLORY
[22:40] <+Rezendeevil> Wut
[22:40] <+Monokuma> I got it right before her!
[22:40] <+Rezendeevil> Monokuma did.
[22:40] <+Rezendeevil> That's unfair.
[22:40] <+Rezendeevil> Really unfair.
[22:40] <@jeffprObst> R2: Oregano, Turmeric, Coriander, Cumin, Parsley, Tarragon
[22:40] <+RyanLochte_> are you sure I didn't get it first
[22:40] <+MargueritePerrin> NOT IT ISN'T
[22:40] <+LilyAllen> GO MARGUERITE
[22:40] <+RyanLochte_> i'm usually pretty good
[22:40] <+President109> (Even if you all didn' get it Ryan spelt it out first)
[22:40] <+LilyAllen> O T C C P T
[22:40] <+President109> Nice Ry!
[22:40] <+Monokuma> No you're pretty good at second, upupu! @Ryan
[22:40] <+LilyAllen> is this what we're doing?
[22:40] <+President109> You're smart as fuck bro
[22:40] <@jeffprObst> (ryan got it, sorry about that, but yanbu )
[22:40] <+RyanLochte_> K H O B A R\
[22:40] <+RyanLochte_> khobar
[22:40] <+DarleneAlderson> KHOBAR
[22:41] <+MargueritePerrin> KHOBAR
[22:41] <+RyanLochte_> i...what am I doing
[22:41] <+LilyAllen> Allahu akbar
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> KHOBAR is correct. Ryan gets it for Yanbu again!
[22:41] <+President109> You're winning bro
[22:41] <+JonArbuckle> Ryan
[22:41] <+JonArbuckle> you amazing beast
[22:41] <+President109> You're doing great man!
[22:41] <+JonArbuckle> you brilliant idiot
[22:41] <+DarleneAlderson> Sorry, my Arabian knowledge is not on point.
[22:41] <+RyanLochte_> haha jeah
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> THIRD ROUND, AND POTENTIALLY THE LAST.
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> R3: Yellow Mustard, Five Spice, Dill, Dill, Parsley
[22:41] <+LilyAllen> ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
[22:41] <+MargueritePerrin> We put God in our hearts, he put his power in our life
[22:41] <+RyanLochte_> M E CC A
[22:41] <+Monokuma> mecca
[22:41] <+MargueritePerrin> MECCA
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> MECCA IS CORRECT
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> RYAN WINS FOR YANBU!!!!!
[22:41] <+President109> WOOO!
[22:41] <+LilyAllen> Shit those arabs are coming closer
[22:41] <+RyanLochte_> ........what?
[22:41] <+President109> YANBU FOR LIFE
[22:41] <+LilyAllen> They must think I'm one of them
[22:41] <+NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GAAAAAAAHHHSSSHHHH RYAN!!!!
[22:42] <+DarleneAlderson> Oh, well
[22:42] <+NicoleFranzel2> YOU DID ITUUHHHH!!!
[22:42] <+RyanLochte_> i mean, okay
[22:42] * NicoleFranzel2 hugs Ryan
[22:42] <+DarleneAlderson> We've lost once again.
[22:42] <+MargueritePerrin> This was a test of God and we passed it
[22:42] <+RyanLochte_> wow, thanks
[22:42] <+President109> *brohugs Lochte*
[22:42] <+RyanLochte_> jeah!
[22:42] <+MargueritePerrin> THANK YOU, JESUS
[22:42] * RyanLochte_ returns hugs
[22:42] * MargueritePerrin kisses the ground
[22:42] <+MargueritePerrin> TAKE THAT NON-BELIEVERS
[22:42] <+JonArbuckle> Wow.
[22:42] <+President109> EAT ASS RIYADH
[22:42] <+JonArbuckle> This game is very easy.
[22:42] <+JonArbuckle> I am winning it.
[22:42] <+President109> BOOM
[22:42] <+President109> AMERICA FOR LIFE
[22:42] <+MargueritePerrin> NOT AMERICA
[22:42] <+RyanLochte_> for business inquires contact me at ryanlochteisnotafuckboy@ryanlochte.ru
[22:42] <+MargueritePerrin> JESUS
[22:42] <+JonArbuckle> what
[22:43] <+JonArbuckle> that's my email account
[22:43] <+RyanLochte_> that's, uh, that's the--the email thing my dad told me to make
[22:43] <@jeffprObst> Tribal council soon. ASK ME IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER YOUR PARCHMENT #
[22:43] <+JonArbuckle> are you the guy who stole my email address? :(
[22:44] <+DarleneAlderson> Ah, well.
[22:44] * DarleneAlderson texts on phone while waiting for the votes.
[22:44] <+LilyAllen> Shouldn't have let latinos in your house @jon
[22:44] <+LilyAllen> even to clean the dust
[22:44] <+LilyAllen> they ALWAYS steal everything.
[22:44] <+NicoleFranzel2> oh my GAAAHHHSSHHH how did you get a phone???
[22:45] <+NicoleFranzel2> Can you tell me if I'm being received welluhhh
[22:45] <+NicoleFranzel2> is America going to send me a care package??
[22:45] <+LilyAllen> LET ME CALL MY KIDSA
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[22:45] <+LilyAllen> No
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> (amanda is likely coming back)
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> SEND VOTES ASAP.
[22:45] <+LilyAllen> Why does the other tribe need torches when we're the ones on fire
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> good point
[22:46] <+DarleneAlderson> True
[22:46] <+MargueritePerrin> They need torches to light the fire that God has created
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> The vote(s) are in.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> There is...
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> ONE vote in this urn.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> ... 3rd person voted out of Ovivor: Arabia
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> ... Amanda.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Amanda, the tribe has spoken.
[22:47] <+LilyAllen> It's because they're americans and are too fat to reach for the parchments
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[22:48] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[22:48] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Monokuma, Rezendeevil, Darlene || YANBU: President, Jon, Ryan, Lily, Nicole, Marguerite
[22:48] <+MargueritePerrin> AMANDA DIDN'T PRAY TO GOD
[22:48] <+LilyAllen> Bye Amanda
[22:48] <+MargueritePerrin> SHE LIED TO JESUS
[22:48] <+MargueritePerrin> She paid for her sins
[22:48] <+MargueritePerrin> Good riddance, foul being
[22:48] <+LilyAllen> Unholy dipshit
[22:48] <@jeffprObst> (for the record, Amanda quit but I'm counting it as a vote off)
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> COME ON IN, GUYS!
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> *
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[22:50] * JonArbuckle still buttoning shirt
[22:50] <+JonArbuckle> rarely
[22:50] <+NicoleFranzel2> Yessssuhhhhh!!!
[22:50] <+President109> I'm ready bro
[22:50] <+MargueritePerrin> I'm ready to defend Jesus
[22:50] * NicoleFranzel2 scurries in
[22:50] <+MargueritePerrin> I'm ready for the world :)
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Before we get to the next immunity challenge.
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> There is a twist.
[22:50] <+NicoleFranzel2> :O
[22:50] <+President109> *washes his underweight body with water to clean off the sand*
[22:50] * RyanLochte_ arrives wearing nothing but a pink speedo
[22:50] <+Rezendeevil> Oh. :0
[22:50] <+NicoleFranzel2> Not ANOTHAH twist JULIE!!!
[22:50] <+MargueritePerrin> GOD IS COMING INTO THE GAME?!
[22:50] <+MargueritePerrin> OH MY GOSH
[22:51] <+NicoleFranzel2> Next thing you know there will be twinsuuuhhhh
[22:51] <+President109> Love that dance bro
[22:51] <+JonArbuckle> Twists give me anxiety.
[22:51] <+President109> classic
[22:51] <+MargueritePerrin> I PRAYED FOR HIM TO SEE ME
[22:51] <+JonArbuckle> As do most things
[22:51] <+NicoleFranzel2> and I cyan't have THAYUT!!!
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> Historically, Arabia has been notorious for its piracy.
[22:51] <+MargueritePerrin> AND NOW ITS COMING TRUE
[22:51] <+Monokuma> Upupu~
[22:51] <+Monokuma> I am ready for this twist!
[22:51] <+MargueritePerrin> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> The Barbery pirates, the Arab slave trade... etc.
[22:51] <+MargueritePerrin> BUT I ACTUALLY CAN BECAUS GOD DOES EVERYThING
[22:51] <+LilyAllen> I'm bored
[22:51] <+President109> We're in a desert, right bro?
[22:51] <+President109> Did I miss something.
[22:51] <+JonArbuckle> Pirates... they use... coarse language.
[22:51] <+JonArbuckle> That terrifies me.
[22:51] <+Monokuma> Upupupu... would you like to play a game? @Lily
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> Pirates are notorious for their ability to jump ship if it suits their interest.
[22:51] <+JonArbuckle> Boats... make me queasy.
[22:51] <+NicoleFranzel2> :O
[22:51] <+RyanLochte_> so....are the Arabs dead, or not?
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> That will also be the case right now.
[22:51] <+JonArbuckle> This seems like an awful twist.
[22:51] <+President109> Are we dealing with like, those jawa homies
[22:51] <+NicoleFranzel2> Is this...a mutiny!?
[22:51] <+LilyAllen> What the hell
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> If you would like to MUTINY
[22:51] <+RyanLochte_> because i'm still trying to figure that out
[22:51] <+NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GAAAAAASSSSHHHUUUHHHH
[22:51] <+LilyAllen> I was just talking about pirates
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> You have TEN SECONDS TO DO SO.
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Starting now.
[22:52] <+President109> Nah bro
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> All you have to say is.
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> Do you actually stalk me
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> *steps off mat*
[22:52] * NicoleFranzel2 looks around at my Tribe
[22:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> ...
[22:52] <+RyanLochte_> mr. president--we're way together, right?
[22:52] <+MargueritePerrin> WAIT, JEFF
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> The timer begins now.
[22:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> *scurries off mat*
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 10.
[22:52] <+RyanLochte_> nicole, no! i have to bang you!
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 9.
[22:52] <+President109> We're together bros
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Nicole mutinies.
[22:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> *scurries off mat*
[22:52] <+MargueritePerrin> JESUS ISN'T COMING INTO THE GAME?!
[22:52] <+RyanLochte_> shit, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 8.
[22:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> Sorry guysuhh.....
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 7.
[22:52] <+President109> I got you Ry
[22:52] <+NicoleFranzel2> But you all give me really byad vibesuhhh!!
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 6.
[22:52] <+President109> don't do homie
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> *steps off mat*
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 5.
[22:52] <+Monokuma> Welcome aboard, Nicole! Upupupu!
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Lily mutinies.
[22:52] <+President109> you don't need her.
[22:52] <+Monokuma> And Lily!
[22:52] <+RyanLochte_> what the hell?
[22:52] <+JonArbuckle> Why is everyone leaving?
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 4.
[22:52] <+MargueritePerrin> *steps off matt*
[22:52] <+JonArbuckle> I don't like this.
[22:52] <+Monokuma> UPUPUPU!
[22:52] <+RyanLochte_> you guys, stop it!
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> I went early
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite mutinies.
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 3.
[22:52] <+Monokuma> and Marguerite...!
[22:52] <+RyanLochte_> we're all friends here!
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> 2.
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> ... 1.
[22:52] <+Rezendeevil> *steps off mat*
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> What's happening
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Time is up.
[22:52] <+JonArbuckle> I thought we were a happy tribe.
[22:52] <+Rezendeevil> What the hell.
[22:52] <+President109> Why are you leaving the part bros?
[22:52] <+MargueritePerrin> JESUS TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE NON BELIEVERS
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Rezen mutinied before I said time is up
[22:52] <+Rezendeevil> I was driking water.
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> I keep thinking you're calling me a muslim
[22:52] <+President109> Dude
[22:52] <+Rezendeevil> What happened?
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> *steps off mat*
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> *steps off mat*
[22:52] <+LilyAllen> *steps off mat*
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Rezen, Nicole, Marg, and Lily mutiny.
[22:53] <+President109> Why'd you leave the party?
[22:53] <+RyanLochte_> ....what does that mean
[22:53] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly, Darlene || YANBU: President, Jon, Ryan, Rezendeevil,
[22:53] <+RyanLochte_> what's a mutiny
[22:53] <+Monokuma> What an absolutely despairing twist!
[22:53] <+President109> Was it because of somethign I did?
[22:53] <+LilyAllen> What's happening
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> YOUR NEW TRIBES.
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> IMMUNITY CHALLENGE IS SOON... GET ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR NEW TRIBES!
[22:53] <+LilyAllen> What
[22:53] <+JonArbuckle> This... is all happening so fast...
[22:53] <+Monokuma> Me and the ladies!
[22:53] <+President109> We'll be okay dudes
[22:53] <+Monokuma> I'm quite the ladies bear!
[22:53] <+Monokuma> I can hardly bear this mutiny twist!
[22:53] <+Monokuma> AHAHA!
[22:53] <+President109> The party never sets on the Dude-A-Hay empire
[22:54] <+President109> See you, bros
[22:54] <+President109> Way to be a bummer
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> (please send confessionals btw)
[22:54] <+RyanLochte_> yeah, you all suck
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> (people who regularly send them, thanks!)
[22:54] <+RyanLochte_> we've got our own jeah!-express going on--don't even...don't even worry
[22:55] <+President109> We'll be having fun and chilling
[22:55] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+o NicoleFranzel2] by jeffprObst
[22:55] <+President109> you go party with those Riyadh fucks
[22:55] <@jeffprObst> (in case my laptop freezes and dies which it almost just did)
[22:56] <@NicoleFranzel2> THANKSSUUUHHHH
[22:56] <@NicoleFranzel2> I've always wanted to be...Omerica's Player?
[22:56] <@NicoleFranzel2> Is thyat what that is?
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> (FOUR MINUTES UNTIL THE NEXT CHALLENGE I NEED TO RECORD)
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> (so at :00)
[22:57] <+LilyAllen> Nicole is starting to sound more and more like a terrorist
[22:57] <+LilyAllen> The arabs must've gotten to her
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> COME ON IN, GUYS!
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[22:57] <@NicoleFranzel2> Yessuuuhhhh!
[22:57] <+MargueritePerrin> Of course, Jeff
[22:57] <+MargueritePerrin> Jesus makes me ready to face anything
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> Today's challenge is called "timely distortions."
[22:57] <+MargueritePerrin> I am always safe with him
[22:57] <+Rezendeevil> Yes!
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> However, you will NOT be competing for TRIBAL immunity.
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> You will be competing for INDIVIDUAL immunity.
[22:58] <+President109> Sick af broham
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> Because tonight.
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> Is a DOUBLE TRIBAL COUNCIL.
[22:58] <+JonArbuckle> oh god
[22:58] * JonArbuckle faints
[22:58] <+President109> *softly woos*
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> BOTH tribes will go to Tribal. And your relationships post-mutiny will be put to the test.
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[22:58] * JonArbuckle wakes up
[22:58] <+Monokuma> Upupupu! How absolutely miserable! I love it!
[22:58] <+JonArbuckle> wait
[22:58] <+Rezendeevil> Shit.
[22:58] * MargueritePerrin smiles
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> I will post a picture of a Survivor contestant, but the picture has been DISTORTED.
[22:58] <+MargueritePerrin> GOD WILL GIVE ME POWER
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> It is your job to name the Survivor.
[22:58] <+President109> Oh shit
[22:58] <+LilyAllen> But I don't watch american shows
[22:59] <+President109> I've made it clear that I'm anti trivia challenges bro
[22:59] <+Monokuma> First and last?
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> The first two people from both tribes that score THREE POINTS will win individual immunity.
[22:59] <+MargueritePerrin> I am a Survivor
[22:59] <+LilyAllen> This is unfair
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> Sound simple enough?
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> Clarifications:
[22:59] <+JonArbuckle> I watch a lot of CBS, because I am sad and have no life.
[22:59] <+JonArbuckle> This should go well.
[22:59] <+RyanLochte_> well, i watch survivor, so at least........i'm--i'm in the clear here
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> I need their FIRST AND LAST NAME, SPELLED CORRECTLY.
[22:59] <+Monokuma> Suck it up, buttercup! @Lily
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> If you spell it wrong you do not get the point.
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> Alright, ready?
[22:59] <+LilyAllen> I'm a survivor too I survived the american media
[22:59] <+RyanLochte_> my favorite player is Nacho
[22:59] <@NicoleFranzel2> I sure aammmuuhhh
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> FIRST ROUND
[22:59] <+RyanLochte_> he seems like, uh, like a real good guy
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/rllvBVP.png
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> (ignore the time at the bottom)
[22:59] <@NicoleFranzel2> Monica Padilla!
[22:59] <+DarleneAlderson> I am back
[22:59] <+JonArbuckle> Mary Sartain
[22:59] <+Rezendeevil> Monica Padilla
[22:59] <@NicoleFranzel2> Stephanie Valencia!
[22:59] <+RyanLochte_> parvati shallow?
[22:59] <+MargueritePerrin> Parvati Shallow
[22:59] <+DarleneAlderson> Sophie Clarke
[23:00] <+Monokuma> sophie clarke
[23:00] <+LilyAllen> Obama Bin Laden
[23:00] <+MargueritePerrin> Sophie Clarke
[23:00] <+Monokuma> Curses!
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> Sophie clarke is correct!
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> Darlene gets it!
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> Darlene at 1.
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND
[23:00] <+DarleneAlderson> Yay?
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/SZdHcxA.png
[23:00] <@NicoleFranzel2> Nick Maoriano
[23:00] <+Monokuma> Nick Maiorano
[23:00] <+MargueritePerrin> Yul Kwon
[23:00] <+JonArbuckle> Andrew Savage
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> None are correct
[23:00] <+LilyAllen> Obama bin laden's son
[23:01] <+MargueritePerrin> Jonas Otsuji
[23:01] <+President109> Terry Dietz
[23:01] <@NicoleFranzel2> Brady Finta
[23:01] <+JonArbuckle> Marcus Lehman
[23:01] <+RyanLochte_> todd herzog
[23:01] <+Monokuma> Ozzy Lusth
[23:01] <+President109> Shane Powers
[23:01] <+MargueritePerrin> Brad Finta
[23:01] <+Rezendeevil> Ozzy Lusth
[23:01] <@jeffprObst> Brady Finta is correct! Nicole scores!
[23:01] <+President109> Chicken
[23:01] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[23:01] <+Rezendeevil> Marcus Lehman
[23:01] <+LilyAllen> Yay Nicol
[23:01] <+LilyAllen> e
[23:01] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/VLVvECi.png
[23:01] <+JonArbuckle> I'm literally more relevant a Survivor than Brady Finta
[23:01] <@NicoleFranzel2> Colton Cumbie
[23:01] <+DarleneAlderson> Colton Cumbie
[23:01] <+RyanLochte_> ben browning?
[23:01] <+MargueritePerrin> Adam Gentry
[23:01] <+Rezendeevil> Colton Cumbie
[23:01] <+Monokuma> Colton Cumbie
[23:01] <+Rezendeevil> Ben Browing
[23:01] <@jeffprObst> Colton is correct! Nicole scores again!
[23:01] <+DarleneAlderson> That's creepy
[23:01] <@NicoleFranzel2> YESSSUUHHH!!!
[23:01] <@jeffprObst> Next round...
[23:01] <+Rezendeevil> Good job, Nicole!
[23:01] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/Om4db5F.png
[23:02] <@NicoleFranzel2> Abi-Maria Gomes
[23:02] <+JonArbuckle> Kelly Wiglesworth
[23:02] <+RyanLochte_> denise martin
[23:02] <+MargueritePerrin> Sundra Oakley
[23:02] <+Monokuma> Ami Cuzack
[23:02] <+Monokuma> Ami Cusack
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> Abi is correct! NICOLE GETS IT AND WINS IMMUNITY FOR RIYADH!
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> Okay - everyone on Riyadh is now ineligible.
[23:02] <@NicoleFranzel2> YEEEESSSSUUUUHHH!!!!
[23:02] <+MargueritePerrin> Nicole, Jesus has graced you!
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> It's down to President, Jon, Ryan and Rezen for the last individual immunity
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> Next round.
[23:02] <+DarleneAlderson> Good job, Nicole!
[23:02] <+RyanLochte_> wow, i don't--that just flew by
[23:02] <@NicoleFranzel2> (DR): I'm so glayad that I won Super Safety this weekuuhhh!! I'm so happy to be immune for so long in this gameuuhhh!
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/TxgcoHv.png
[23:02] <+JonArbuckle> Sandra Diaz-Twine
[23:02] <+President109> Courtney Cox?
[23:03] <@jeffprObst> Incorrect.
[23:03] <+MargueritePerrin> CONF: God didn't give me power but it's all part of his plan for me
[23:03] <+RyanLochte_> natalie tennerelli
[23:03] <@jeffprObst> HINT: This contestant is from Marquesas
[23:03] <+RyanLochte_> vecepia towery
[23:03] <+RyanLochte_> uh--um...
[23:03] <+RyanLochte_> neleh dennis?
[23:03] <@jeffprObst> Incorrect .
[23:03] <+DarleneAlderson> I know that one
[23:03] <+JonArbuckle> Gina Crews
[23:03] <+RyanLochte_> *long sigh*
[23:03] <+DarleneAlderson> Dammit
[23:03] <@jeffprObst> Gina is correct! Jon gets it!
[23:03] <@jeffprObst> Jon and Darlene tied with 1
[23:03] <+DarleneAlderson> It's Gina, dickheads
[23:03] <+JonArbuckle> I did something!
[23:03] <+JonArbuckle> Darlene is not on our tribe
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND: http://i.imgur.com/5aNSwft.png
[23:04] <+DarleneAlderson> Hm
[23:04] <+DarleneAlderson> I'm not eligible anymore
[23:04] <+JonArbuckle> Lindsey Ogle
[23:04] <+RyanLochte_> .....
[23:04] <+DarleneAlderson> But if you want to give me immunity, I'll take it
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> (oops sorry)
[23:04] <+DarleneAlderson> No problem
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> (so just jon with 1)
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> Lindsey is incorect
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> incorrect*
[23:04] <+JonArbuckle> Shirin Oskooi
[23:04] <+Rezendeevil> Courtney Cox?
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> Courtney is correct! Rezen gets it!
[23:04] <+DarleneAlderson> She's bringing the three Bs
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> 1-1 Jon and Rezen
[23:04] <+President109> What the fuck!
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[23:04] <+JonArbuckle> Courtney Yates
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/TcEozDt.png
[23:04] <+RyanLochte_> .............
[23:04] <+JonArbuckle> (courtney cox?)
[23:04] <+President109> Damnit I didn't even think Courtney Cox was real I pullef that out of my ass
[23:05] <+President109> sorry bro
[23:05] <+President109> didn't mean to yell.
[23:05] <+RyanLochte_> i'm....um.......
[23:05] <+Monokuma> Courtney Cox?
[23:05] <+RyanLochte_> is that john carroll
[23:05] <+Monokuma> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:05] <@jeffprObst> HINT: This contestant is from Australia & Cambodia
[23:05] <+Monokuma> How idiotic!
[23:05] <+President109> Hey I don't watch Survivor!
[23:05] <+JonArbuckle> Kimmi Kappenberg
[23:05] <+President109> I'm just it's symbol!
[23:05] <@NicoleFranzel2> Jeff Varner
[23:05] <@NicoleFranzel2> @all of youuhhh
[23:05] <+President109> SHut up Mono you aren't even on your tribe you dick
[23:05] <+RyanLochte_> jeff varner
[23:05] <+President109> Jeff VArner
[23:05] <+President109> fuckass
[23:05] <@jeffprObst> Jeff Varner is correct! Ryan gets it!
[23:05] <@jeffprObst> 1-1-1
[23:06] <+RyanLochte_> hey, thanks, Nicole
[23:06] <+JonArbuckle> wait
[23:06] <+President109> Nice job Ry
[23:06] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND: http://i.imgur.com/DwBtl15.png
[23:06] <+RyanLochte_> can I bang you later?
[23:06] <+President109> Me?
[23:06] <+President109> Oh her
[23:06] <+JonArbuckle> Why did Rezen get points for Courntey Cox
[23:06] <+RyanLochte_> jeah, dude
[23:06] <+President109> Is that Grendel?
[23:06] <@jeffprObst> HINT: This contestant is male & from China
[23:06] <+JonArbuckle> Todd Herzog
[23:06] <+RyanLochte_> todd herzog
[23:06] <+President109> Oh
[23:06] <@jeffprObst> Jon gets it!
[23:06] <+JonArbuckle> Aaron Reisberger
[23:06] <@jeffprObst> Jon at 2. Takes one more to win.
[23:06] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND
[23:06] * RyanLochte_ shrugs
[23:06] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/q3erqEq.png
[23:06] == LilyAllen_ [2e326e6d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.46.50.110.109] has joined #OvivorArabia
[23:07] <+JonArbuckle> Cao Boi Bui
[23:07] <+RyanLochte_> shane powers
[23:07] <+Rezendeevil> Satan
[23:07] <+Rezendeevil> Groove.
[23:07] <+President109> grovvy
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> HINT: This contestant is male & from Thailand
[23:07] <+President109> um
[23:07] <+RyanLochte_> clay jordan
[23:07] <+JonArbuckle> Brian Heidik
[23:07] <+RyanLochte_> brian heidik
[23:07] <+President109> Chicken?
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> BRIAN IS CORRECT!
[23:07] <+JonArbuckle> Robb Zbacnik
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> JON WINS IMMUNITY!
[23:07] <+Rezendeevil> Brian Heidick
[23:07] <+Rezendeevil> SHIT
[23:07] <+JonArbuckle> wow
[23:07] * RyanLochte_ shrugs
[23:07] <+JonArbuckle> i won something
[23:07] <+President109> Nice job bro
[23:07] <+Rezendeevil> Good job, Jon!
[23:07] <+President109> no sweat dude
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> Since Nicole won immunity first, Riyadh will go to Tribal Council last.
[23:07] <+RyanLochte_> uh, good job
[23:07] <+Rezendeevil> I wanted the immunity, but it's good anyway.
[23:07] <LilyAllen_> what the hell are we doing
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> YANBU - I will see you in the first part of the night ...
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> ~~
[23:07] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm so gladduuhhh to be immuneuuhhh
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> set your torches down and take a seat.
[23:08] <+JonArbuckle> wow, tribal council
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> In the case of President, Jon and Ryan - grab a torch and dip it in the flames.
[23:08] <+JonArbuckle> the torches scare me cuz fire
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> I need votes from all of you.
[23:08] == LilyAllen [59d6c505@gateway/web/freenode/ip.89.214.197.5] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[23:08] <+JonArbuckle> but I'm excited because I'm going to get attention
[23:08] * MargueritePerrin walks in
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> President, Jon, Ryan - you're all at 9 votes. Rezen, you know your vote count ( I won't say it out loud, but you can double check with me).
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> PARCHMENT:
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/XmtNZ6f.jpg
[23:09] <+President109> (fuck i forgot you pulled this shit)
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> I have a vote(s) from Jon. I need President, Ryan and Rezen to send votes asap.
[23:10] <+President109> hold on
[23:10] <+President109> I'm epressing myself
[23:10] <+President109> writing is an art bro
[23:11] <+Rezendeevil> I TRUST IN THE POWER OF AMOEBAS.
[23:11] <+JonArbuckle> ...okay
[23:11] <+JonArbuckle> I don't like amoebas
[23:11] <+MargueritePerrin> NO @REZEN
[23:11] <+JonArbuckle> anything that small
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> I have a vote(s) from Rezen. I need President and Ryan to vote soon.
[23:11] <+JonArbuckle> it just freaks me out
[23:11] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU TRUST IN THE POWER OF JESUS AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
[23:11] <+MargueritePerrin> UNLESS YOU ARE A NON-BELIEVER
[23:11] <+JonArbuckle> what if it crawls up my peehole
[23:12] <+President109> one minute bro
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> I need a vote from President ASAP, the only person I'm missing
[23:13] <+DarleneAlderson> Shit is about to hit the fan.
[23:13] <+DarleneAlderson> That will be an interesting tribal.
[23:14] <+JonArbuckle> Why are you watching us
[23:14] <+JonArbuckle> This is scary
[23:14] <+JonArbuckle> mommmm
[23:14] <+President109> wait
[23:14] <+RyanLochte_> man, it's been a rough day
[23:14] <+RyanLochte_> i've used like.....all of my brain
[23:15] <+President109> It's chill
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> There are 7 votes in this urn.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> First vote...
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> .... Rezen.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> Second vote...
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> President.
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> Third vote....
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> https://i.imgur.com/iBxukw5.jpg
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> Rezen.
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> (also http://i.imgur.com/Y9FezLo.jpg for the first vote I forgot to read it)
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> That's 2 votes Rezen, 1 vote President
[23:16] <+RyanLochte_> thanks man
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:16] <+President109> #SadDunk
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> President.
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes President, 2 votes Rezen.
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> There are 3 more votes in this urn, and they all go to either President or Rezen.
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> The fourth person voted out of Ovivor: arabia...
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:17] <+President109> Oh dude, major sad dunkage.
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> ..
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> ....
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> ... President.
[23:17] <@NicoleFranzel2> OH MY GAAAAHHHSSSHHHHUUHHHHHHHHHH THYAT WAS SO INTENSEUUHHHH
[23:17] <+President109> Rezen, I thought we were chill dawg.
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> #ovivorblindside #chaosrezen #stoodup
[23:17] <@NicoleFranzel2> YESSSUHHH!!!!
[23:17] <+JonArbuckle> ...what?
[23:17] * RyanLochte_ stands up
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> President, you'll need to bring me your torch.
[23:17] <+MargueritePerrin> PRESIDENT, NO
[23:17] <+JonArbuckle> I... I should have voted...
[23:17] <+JonArbuckle> :(
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> President.
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> The tribe has spoken.
[23:17] <+JonArbuckle> NO
[23:17] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU BELIEvED IN GOD
[23:17] <+President109> I got fucked without my consent, bro.
[23:17] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[23:17] <+RyanLochte_> I'm just.......I'm gawking over here
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[23:17] <+RyanLochte_> what the hell, man?
[23:17] * JonArbuckle starts crying
[23:17] <+MargueritePerrin> REZEN IS A NON BELIEVER, WHY GOD WHY
[23:17] <+JonArbuckle> I MESSED UP
[23:17] <+RyanLochte_> how could you Do that?
[23:17] <+President109> My puss is metaphorically crushed.
[23:17] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly, Darlene || YANBU: Jon, Ryan, Rezendeevil,
[23:17] <+JonArbuckle> I MESSED UP I MESSED UP I MESSED UP
[23:17] <+President109> I"ll miss you bros
[23:17] <+Rezendeevil> PRESIDENT
[23:17] <+President109> I'll miss you all
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> And with that.
[23:17] <+Rezendeevil> I DIDN'T VOTE IN YOU
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> Riyadh, come on in guys.
[23:17] <+Rezendeevil> NOT IN THE COUNCIL
[23:17] <+President109> Keep partying bois
[23:18] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite, Lilly and Nicole - grab a torch and dip it in the flames.
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> BUT I AM DEMOCRAT
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> THAT'S A PLOT TWIST
[23:18] <@jeffprObst> The rest of you, set your torches down.
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> Anyway, sorry.
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> ):
[23:18] <@jeffprObst> RIYADH - SEND VOTES ASAP
[23:18] * RyanLochte_ stands at the edge of the voting area
[23:18] <+President109> *kisses Ryan on the cheek* *brohugs him goodbye*
[23:18] <+RyanLochte_> farewell, mr. president
[23:18] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/XmtNZ6f.jpg
[23:18] <@jeffprObst> ^ parchment if you need it
[23:18] <+RyanLochte_> goodbye bro
[23:18] <+President109> The Party Is Over Bois
[23:18] <+MargueritePerrin> JEFF
[23:18] <+JonArbuckle> President...
[23:18] <+JonArbuckle> I'm...
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> Sorry, President.
[23:18] <+JonArbuckle> I
[23:18] <+JonArbuckle> am sorry
[23:18] <+MargueritePerrin> I WANT TO SPREAD THE TRUTH ABOUT SOMEONE'S LIES
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> You were great.
[23:18] <+Rezendeevil> I am really sorry. ):
[23:18] <+MargueritePerrin> DARLENE, YOU ARE A LYING NON-BELIEVER
[23:19] <+Monokuma> Oh boy!
[23:19] <+MargueritePerrin> GO TO CHURCH, FIND PEACE IN YOUR HEART
[23:19] <+Monokuma> More despair shall be had!
[23:19] <+Monokuma> Upupupu!
[23:19] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE TAMPERING WITH THE DEVIL AND DORKSIDED STUFF
[23:19] <+MargueritePerrin> WATCH OUT
[23:19] <@NicoleFranzel2> (DR): This is my first Tribaluuuhhh I'm really nervousuuhhh
[23:19] <+MargueritePerrin> GOD WILL MAKE YOU PAY
[23:19] * NicoleFranzel2 scurries into Tribal Council
[23:19] <@NicoleFranzel2> Ay just hyave to say....this is going to be one HYECK of a voteuuhh!!
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> brb
[23:20] * MargueritePerrin throws Holy Water at Darlene
[23:20] <+MargueritePerrin> BURN
[23:21] <+Rezendeevil> ):
[23:21] <LilyAllen_> I heard an ugly mutant is getting voted off tonight
[23:22] <+MargueritePerrin> Yes, DARLENE
[23:22] <+Rezendeevil> )>:
[23:22] <+Rezendeevil> CONF: I'm feeling a shit. These guys really were like a family of party. I destroyed it killing the leader. Shit.
[23:23] <@jeffprObst> 2 people have voted
[23:23] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma, Marg, and Darlene - please vote!
[23:24] <+Monokuma> Upupupupupu
[23:24] <LilyAllen_> It smells like arabian fart in here
[23:24] <@NicoleFranzel2> This vote is taking FOREVERUUHHH
[23:24] <LilyAllen_> That's the smoke that comes off after a bomb goes off for your knowledge
[23:24] * NicoleFranzel2 scurries around eating cheese
[23:24] <+MargueritePerrin> CONF: If you want to play this sick game, don't trust anyone. Everyone is dorksided here
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[23:25] <LilyAllen_> You can always trust me
[23:25] <@jeffprObst> I just need one more person
[23:25] <LilyAllen_> I'm nothing like americans or arabians or latinos
[23:25] <LilyAllen_> I am English
[23:25] <+MargueritePerrin> You are Christian
[23:25] <LilyAllen_> That too
[23:27] <+DarleneAlderson> Can I just say one thing?
[23:27] <+MargueritePerrin> Hurry up, Jeff
[23:27] <+DarleneAlderson> Don't be played, guys
[23:27] <+MargueritePerrin> You are testing the lord!
[23:27] <+DarleneAlderson> Fight against those on the top
[23:27] <+MargueritePerrin> DONT BE PLAYED BY YOU, NON BELIEVER
[23:27] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE A LIAR
[23:27] <+DarleneAlderson> Don't be just a pawn in this chess game
[23:27] <+MargueritePerrin> PUT GOD IN YOUR HEART
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> The votes are in.
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> There are...
[23:28] <LilyAllen_> Why do these people seem like nazis
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> 8 votes in this urn.
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <+DarleneAlderson> This is Ovivor, not Mental Institution
[23:28] <LilyAllen_> Oh hell nah
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> http://prnt.sc/cb8qmy
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> Marg.
[23:28] <+DarleneAlderson> You joined the wrong show, Marguerite
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> That's 1 vote Marg
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> ..
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> That's 1 vote Marg and 1 vote Monokuma
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote...
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:28] <+MargueritePerrin> THESE VOTES ARE TAMPERED WITH
[23:28] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm so SCAREDUUHHH
[23:28] <LilyAllen_> I know who's being voted out
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <+Monokuma> Upupupupu?
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Marg.
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes Monokuma and 2 votes Marguerite
[23:29] <LilyAllen_> Unlike americans I have common knowledge
[23:29] <+MargueritePerrin> LIES
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 4 votes in this urn left
[23:29] <+MargueritePerrin> LIES
[23:29] <+DarleneAlderson> Wow, no votes for me?
[23:29] <+DarleneAlderson> That's a miracle!
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 5th vote...
[23:29] * MargueritePerrin rips parchments in half
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Marg.
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 3-2
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 6th vote...
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <+MargueritePerrin> GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN JESUS NAME I PRAY
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 3 votes Mono, 3 votes Marg
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes left
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> 7th vote...
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <+Monokuma> Oh boy! I feel the despair coming over me!
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite.
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Final vote...
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:29] <LilyAllen_> Oops
[23:29] <+MargueritePerrin> THIS IS EVIL
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Fifth person voted out of Ovivor: Arabia
[23:29] <+MargueritePerrin> I TELL YOU
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> No one.
[23:29] <+MargueritePerrin> EVIL
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> This vote is for Monokuma.
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> We are tied.
[23:29] <+DarleneAlderson> Wow
[23:29] <@NicoleFranzel2> :OOOOUUUUHHH
[23:30] <+MargueritePerrin> KEEP ME PLEASE
[23:30] <+Monokuma> Upupupupu~!
[23:30] <+DarleneAlderson> Keep
[23:30] <+DarleneAlderson> it
[23:30] <+DarleneAlderson> together!
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> PLEASE RE-VOTE ASAP I DON'T WANT THIS TAKING FOREVER.
[23:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> THIS IS TAKING SO LOONGGUUUHHH this SUPER SAFETY COSTUME IS SO HOTTTUUHHH
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> MONO AND MARG CAN'T VOTE
[23:30] <+MargueritePerrin> JESUS NEEDS ME TO HELP SPREAD HIS MESSAGE
[23:30] <+DarleneAlderson> Let's not go to rocks and screw ourselves over.
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> NICOLE. LILLY. DARLENE. VOTE
[23:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> Can we at least get some FANS at Tribal Cyounciluhhh?/
[23:30] <+Monokuma> Hello~! I have a proposition! Marguerite brought up both Darlene AND Lily to me in confessional!
[23:30] <LilyAllen_> ?
[23:30] <+MargueritePerrin> Only because you told me first, MONO
[23:30] <+Monokuma> If you guys want to eliminate the snake, let's eliminate Margureite!
[23:30] <+MargueritePerrin> I AM NOT A SNAKE
[23:30] <LilyAllen_> Um
[23:30] <+MargueritePerrin> I AM A GOD WARRIOR
[23:30] <LilyAllen_> Okay
[23:30] <+Monokuma> That is a lie!
[23:30] <+Monokuma> [21:54] <MargueritePerrin> DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?! [21:55] <Monokuma> I believe in a deity, yes! [21:55] <MargueritePerrin> OH MY GOSH [21:55] <MargueritePerrin> You are my new favorite person, little bear [21:56] <MargueritePerrin> The people on my old tribes never believed like I did [21:56] <Monokuma> Wow! [22:03] <MargueritePerrin> I know, right? [22:03] <MargueritePerrin> Jesus is everything to me [22:03] <Monokuma> Seems
[23:31] <LilyAllen_> Oh shit
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> THAT IS A LIE
[23:31] <@jeffprObst> Lily, Nicole, Darlene please vote
[23:31] <+Monokuma> [22:04] <Monokuma> So what is in the scriptures as to who should go? [22:04] <MargueritePerrin> Why thank you [22:04] <MargueritePerrin> Only choice we have, Lily [22:04] <MargueritePerrin> She has tampered with the devil [22:07] <MargueritePerrin> Unless you have a different idea [22:08] <MargueritePerrin> Especially since God can influence you too
[23:31] <@jeffprObst> Parchment is not important
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> WHAT THE HECKIE, BEAR?
[23:31] <+Monokuma> Upupupupupu~!
[23:31] <+Monokuma> UPUPUPUPUPUPU~!
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> THIS IS DORKSIDED
[23:31] <+Monokuma> THE LOOK OF DESPAIR UPON YOUR FACE IS GIVING ME THE SHAKES!
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> MONOKUMA IS NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> HE IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY
[23:31] <+Monokuma> Let is eliminate this snake from our tribe!
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> JESUS GUIDES ME
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> NOT HIM
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> TRUST ME
[23:31] <+MargueritePerrin> NOT HIM
[23:32] <+DarleneAlderson> Jesus is not here, we are!
[23:32] <+DarleneAlderson> :)
[23:32] <+MargueritePerrin> He controls people
[23:32] <+MargueritePerrin> Not you because you are EVIL
[23:32] <+Monokuma> Upupupu~!
[23:32] <+Monokuma> Despair reigns supreme!
[23:32] <+MargueritePerrin> MONOKUMA AND DARLENE ARE TOGETHER
[23:33] <+MargueritePerrin> THEY WILL DESTROY YOU, LILY AND NICOLE
[23:33] <+MargueritePerrin> THEY WILL GET WITH REZEN
[23:33] <+MargueritePerrin> AND MAKE THIS GAME EVIL
[23:33] <+MargueritePerrin> WE WERE TOGTHER ON YANBU AND I SWITCHED TO SPREAD GOD'S GOODNESS
[23:33] <@jeffprObst> waiting on nicole
[23:33] <+MargueritePerrin> DO NOT LET MY POWER GO TO WASTE
[23:33] <+MargueritePerrin> I STILL HAVE VOTES TO HELP YOU
[23:33] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[23:33] <@jeffprObst> I have the re-votes.
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> There are...
[23:34] * MargueritePerrin holds the cross and Holy Bible
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> .... no votes in this urn.
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> None at all.
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> Meaning.
[23:34] <+Monokuma> Upupupu?
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> 0-0
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> We are deadlocked.
[23:34] <+Rezendeevil> Both are out?
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> We are going to rocks, again.
[23:34] <+Monokuma> UPUPUPUPU
[23:34] <+Monokuma> ...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:34] <+Rezendeevil> LOL.
[23:34] <+MargueritePerrin> MONO
[23:34] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE EVIL
[23:34] <+MargueritePerrin> BUT GOD AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[23:35] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma and Marg - you will NOT be drawing rocks
[23:35] <@jeffprObst> Nicole. Lily. Darlene - pick a number between 1 and 3
[23:35] * MargueritePerrin kisses her bible
[23:35] <@NicoleFranzel2> I have immunityuhh...
[23:35] <@jeffprObst> (oh)
[23:35] <+MargueritePerrin> IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU CAN STAY
[23:35] <@jeffprObst> Just lily and Darlene then
[23:35] <+MargueritePerrin> SO BYE DARLENE
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> (hang on im deciding whether or not this is rocks or firemaking)
[23:36] <LilyAllen_> 3
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> (it isn't f4 so doing rocks I suppose)
[23:36] <+Monokuma> Upupupupu~
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> 3... 2... 1...
[23:37] <+DarleneAlderson> That's funny
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> REVEAL
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/ZVNBpfD.png
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Darlene has drawn the purple rock.
[23:37] <+DarleneAlderson> *reveals rock*
[23:37] <+MargueritePerrin> I TOLD YOU
[23:37] <+DarleneAlderson> Dammit
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Darlene. You need to bring me your torch.
[23:37] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE UNHOLY
[23:37] <+Rezendeevil> Please merges now.
[23:37] <+MargueritePerrin> AND GOD HAS PUNISHED YOU
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Darlene, the tribe has spoken.
[23:37] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go
[23:37] * MargueritePerrin throws things at Darlene
[23:37] <+DarleneAlderson> Strangely, that's kind of a relief.
[23:38] <+MargueritePerrin> You disgusting creature of the devil
[23:38] <+DarleneAlderson> Going by something I had no control.
[23:38] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly || YANBU: Jon, Ryan, Rezendeevil,
[23:38] <+MargueritePerrin> You had no control
[23:38] <+Monokuma> That is what you get for not saving Monokuma!
[23:38] <+MargueritePerrin> But Jesus did
[23:38] <+MargueritePerrin> And that sealed your fate
[23:38] <+DarleneAlderson> But my revolution is over
[23:38] <+DarleneAlderson> Good job, dudes!
[23:38] <+MargueritePerrin> And so is your life
[23:38] <+MargueritePerrin> Have fun dying by the grace of the lord
[23:39] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: RIYADH: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly || YANBU: Jon, Ryan, Rezendeevil || JURY: Darlene
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> (darlene is on jury!)
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sPkiJre-iEQ/maxresdefault.jpg
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> GUYS
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> THAT'S ME
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> HAVING FUN
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> LAST WEEK
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[23:39] <+Rezendeevil> THIS IS AMOEBA!
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[23:39] <+DarleneAlderson> After living with you for three days, dying seems like the greatest thing that could happen to me. @Marguerite
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> Before we get to the next challenge.
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> Drop.
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> Your.
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> buffs.
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> YOU ARE MERGED!
[23:40] * jeffprObst throws everyone purple buffs
[23:40] <+MargueritePerrin> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
[23:40] <+MargueritePerrin> I KNEW IT
[23:40] <+JonArbuckle> aw man
[23:40] <+JonArbuckle> purple?
[23:40] <+JonArbuckle> change?
[23:40] <@NicoleFranzel2> :O!!!
[23:40] <+JonArbuckle> stress
[23:40] <@NicoleFranzel2> Oh my GAASSSHHUHHH
[23:40] * JonArbuckle slaps self
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> Your challenge is simple - you have 10 minutes to send me a tribe name.
[23:40] <@NicoleFranzel2> Does this mean the roadkill twist is over toouhh?
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> In the meantime, I will be giving you a feast.
[23:40] <+Monokuma> Oh boy!
[23:40] <+MargueritePerrin> OH MY GOSH
[23:41] <LilyAllen_> Alright shitheads leave this to me
[23:41] <+MargueritePerrin> THIS IS THE LAST SUPPER JESUS WAS IN
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> (one sec)
[23:41] * MargueritePerrin smiles and freaks out
[23:41] <+Monokuma> Upupupu!
[23:41] <@NicoleFranzel2> This remindsuhh me of the Eoutback Steakhyouse feast we gaht in BB18!
[23:41] * JonArbuckle looks at the food
[23:42] <+JonArbuckle> Is this gluten free?
[23:42] <+JonArbuckle> I don't have Celiacs
[23:42] <LilyAllen_> I'd much rather be home eating food with my kids
[23:42] <+JonArbuckle> but Liz doesn't think I should eat gluten
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> (one sec it's uploading - send me tribe names, you have until :52)
[23:42] <LilyAllen_> This just makes me want to believe I'm being held hostage in a refugee camp
[23:42] <+RyanLochte_> when's the feast, man?
[23:43] * JonArbuckle eats a few saltine crackers
[23:43] <+JonArbuckle> I really don't want to
[23:43] <+JonArbuckle> overstep any boundaries
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> (its coming the chefs have to cook it)
[23:43] <@NicoleFranzel2> (me)
[23:43] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm so HUNGRRYYYUUUHHHH
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> http://www.philome.la/sokim12345/merge-feast
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> FEAST
[23:44] <+RyanLochte_> ugh usually i can just get food whenever i want
[23:44] <+RyanLochte_> oh my god YES
[23:44] * MargueritePerrin eats
[23:44] <+RyanLochte_> i'm wolfing down these hashbrowns sorry everyone
[23:44] <+RyanLochte_> oh my god mac 'n' cheese
[23:44] <+RyanLochte_> i'm just--this is heaven
[23:44] <+RyanLochte_> and it's been so long because....I mean it's not....really heaven
[23:45] <+RyanLochte_> i assume heaven is like
[23:45] <+RyanLochte_> a lot............
[23:45] <+RyanLochte_> um
[23:46] <LilyAllen_> My tribe name is the bomb!
[23:46] <LilyAllen_> Quite literally.
[23:46] <+JonArbuckle> mine is
[23:46] <+JonArbuckle> lovely
[23:46] <+JonArbuckle> and graceful
[23:46] <+JonArbuckle> and beautiful
[23:46] * JonArbuckle eats a single almond
[23:46] <+JonArbuckle> boy I am full
[23:47] <+Rezendeevil> test
[23:47] <@jeffprObst> Five more minutes. Get acquainted with your new tribe!
[23:48] <@NicoleFranzel2> HEYYY GUYSSSUUHHH
[23:48] <LilyAllen_> Hi everyone
[23:48] <+JonArbuckle> I've actually already met all of you
[23:48] <@NicoleFranzel2> Jahn and Ryahnnuhh how are you doinguhhh??
[23:48] <+JonArbuckle> except for...
[23:48] * JonArbuckle looks at Monokuma
[23:48] <+JonArbuckle> that
[23:48] <+RyanLochte_> hi nicole
[23:48] <+JonArbuckle> Hey, Nicole
[23:48] <+JonArbuckle> you look happy
[23:48] <+JonArbuckle> You never did on Yanbu
[23:48] <+Monokuma> What are you lookin' at, human?
[23:49] * Monokuma sharpens claws
[23:49] <+RyanLochte_> what's up, dude?
[23:49] <+JonArbuckle> So um, Monokuma, is it?
	JonArbuckle	What... are you?
	NicoleFranzel2	runs out crying
	jeffprObst	 Two more minutes to send in names!
	NicoleFranzel2	GUYSSUUHHHHH
	NicoleFranzel2	RYAN.....RAYAN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
	NicoleFranzel2	And I'm NAHT giving him CONSENTUHHH
	JonArbuckle	...good for you!
	NicoleFranzel2	This is RAPEUHH
	JonArbuckle	...oh no
	MargueritePerrin	WHAT
	RyanLochte_	here we go again
	jeffprObst	(btw now would be a good time to send in confs)
	JonArbuckle	One time Liz raped m- I mean, nothing.
	MargueritePerrin	THAT IS EVIL
	MargueritePerrin	RYAN
	JonArbuckle	curls up in a ball
	RyanLochte_	church lady don't worry i just want to bang her
	RyanLochte_	we all want to bang people sometimes? right?
	RyanLochte_	i wish mr. president was still here
	RyanLochte_	he'd agree with me and do the talking
	MargueritePerrin	ARE YOU MARRIED?!
	MargueritePerrin	NO
	RyanLochte_	yeah but i thought you already knew that
	JonArbuckle	Ryan, President was all about
	JonArbuckle	"crushing puss WITH consent"
	Monokuma	I am a bear, obviously! @Jon
	JonArbuckle	You're missing the point of his teachings
	Monokuma	What are you?
	RyanLochte_	okay but i didn't fuck her! what's the problem here
	RyanLochte_	why are you getting so angry?
	JonArbuckle	...a human twig
	Rezendeevil	JEFF
	Rezendeevil	ALMOST DONE
	RyanLochte_	why are all of you getting so pissed off? this is what i do
	Rezendeevil	ONE MORES ECOND
	Rezendeevil	test
	jeffprObst	 computer was lagging
	jeffprObst	 Okay.
	NicoleFranzel2	walks out of the DR in a blanket, crying
	jeffprObst	 I'm going to rank them
	jeffprObst	 in SEVENTH PLACE:
	NicoleFranzel2	(DR): Rayan's advancements on me today really hurt me...
	NicoleFranzel2	(DR): I hope I can go ahn.
	jeffprObst	 is "Arabian Monster Terrorists" by Lily
	NicoleFranzel2	(me)
	jeffprObst	 IN SIXTH PLACE is
	LilyAllen_	What the hell
	MargueritePerrin	LILY IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH
	JonArbuckle	I... don't see why that lost
	jeffprObst	 Jeah! by Ryan Lochte 
	jeffprObst	 IN FIFTH PLACE 
	RyanLochte_	you forgot the "s
	LilyAllen_	Stop being biased just because you're american
	RyanLochte_	now my dad's going to sue you
	RyanLochte_	i don't even know what that means, but, uh, it can't be good
	RyanLochte_	so, uh, watch your ass
	jeffprObst	 is InJesus'sName by Marg!
	jeffprObst	 IN FOURTH PLACE ...
	MargueritePerrin	THAT IS SO WRONG, JEFF
	MargueritePerrin	I SHOULD HAVE WON
	jeffprObst	 is Lizrael by Jon! 
	NicoleFranzel2	Is thyis for immunityuhh??
	MargueritePerrin	JESUS IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER AND THE RIGHT
	DarleneAlderson	(Ryan Lochte's suggestion should've been "THEFT IN BRAZIL")
	JonArbuckle	
	JonArbuckle	I love you Liz
	jeffprObst	 IN THIRD PLACE...
	JonArbuckle	I named the tribe after you!
	JonArbuckle	Happy birthday!
	JonArbuckle	oh wait
	JonArbuckle	fuck
	jeffprObst	 is AMOEBAS by Ryan!
	JonArbuckle	this doesn't air live
	JonArbuckle	FUCK
	LilyAllen_	Guys the host is a communist
	LilyAllen_	Vote him out
	RyanLochte_	(fuck brazil it's full of robbers and shitty security guards)
	DarleneAlderson	(Rezende*?)
	Rezendeevil	IT'S ME
	Rezendeevil	WHY
	Rezendeevil	I'M THE THIRD
	Rezendeevil	#ADR
	Rezendeevil	http://prntscr.com/cb8wq8
	NicoleFranzel2	:OOOO
	MargueritePerrin	WHAT ARE AMOEBAS?
	LilyAllen_	Please don't say mean things about Brazil they like me there
	NicoleFranzel2	Aym still in!?!
	Rezendeevil	AMOEBAS ARE LIKE
	LilyAllen_	I keep telling I should come there
	jeffprObst	 NICOLE suggested "QATIF" and MONOKUMA suggested "Despairacus Maximus"
	NicoleFranzel2	This is my greatest accahmplishment of all time!!
	LilyAllen_	*I keep being told
	jeffprObst	 The winner is....
	jeffprObst	.
	jeffprObst	.
	jeffprObst	.
	jeffprObst	.
	jeffprObst	 NICOLE!
	=-=	jeffprObst has changed the topic to “Qatif: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly, Jon, Ryan, Rezendeevil || JURY: Darlene”
	RyanLochte_	(this is happening In The Lind of Ryan Mochte. please don't infringe on my thoughts)
	NicoleFranzel2	breaks down
	Rezendeevil	http://prntscr.com/cb8wq8 THIS AROUND MY BODY MARGUERITE
	Monokuma	What?
	=-=	jeffprObst has changed the topic to “QATIF: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly, Jon, Ryan, Rezendeevil || JURY: Darlene”
	LilyAllen_	Is Qatif some kind of Isis thing
	NicoleFranzel2	I DID IT MAHM!!!!
	RyanLochte_	whoa, that's a cool name
	NicoleFranzel2	I WON A COMPETITION!!!
	Monokuma	What is QATIF?
	=-=	Mode #OvivorArabia -v President109 by jeffprObst
	RyanLochte_	i mean, i don't know...what it means
	RyanLochte_	but it sounds nice
	=-=	Mode #OvivorArabia +v LilyAllen_ by jeffprObst
	NicoleFranzel2	...even though I wahn all of the pre-merge ones...
	NicoleFranzel2	I WAHN ANOTHER ONE!!!
	JonArbuckle	What... does it mean?
	MargueritePerrin	May God heal you @Razen
	jeffprObst	 Okay, let me explain how tonight is going to work
	RyanLochte_	also, are the Arabs dead? i've been trying to figure this out for like...six days now
	LilyAllen_	It means Nicole is officially a muslim
	jeffprObst	 I am going to PM all of you how many votes you have left, just as a refresher.
	jeffprObst	 Did anyone NOT get their refresher?
	jeffprObst	~
	NicoleFranzel2	OH MY GASH I DIDNT KNOW THYAT WAS IMMUNITY!
	jeffprObst	 Come on in, guys.
	jeffprObst	 Set your torches down and take a seat.
	jeffprObst	 ALL - SEND ME VOTES (UNLESS YOU CAN'T OBVIOUSLY) AS SOON AS YOU CAN. http://i.imgur.com/XmtNZ6f.jpg <-- PARCHMENT
	JonArbuckle	Are you going to ask questions, or
	JonArbuckle	do we all just sit here
	JonArbuckle	shaking nervously
	JonArbuckle	shakes nervously
	NicoleFranzel2	scurries in
	MargueritePerrin	reads Bible
	jeffprObst	(confessional is gonna refresh)
	jeffprObst	 ALL (besides nicole) -- do you think you needed that immunity?
	jeffprObst	 ALL - do tribal lines matter in this game?
	MargueritePerrin	NO, I DON'T NEED IT
	jeffprObst	 ALL - what are you basing your vote (or votes) on?
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	MargueritePerrin	I HAVE JESUS ON MY SIDE
	MargueritePerrin	Tribal lines don't matter, but religion does
	NicoleFranzel2	Tribal Lines definitely myatter!
	JonArbuckle	I... need immunity desperately.
	NicoleFranzel2	I HAYTED my original Tribe! Now I'm voting them out! ^_^
	MargueritePerrin	If you are a non-believer, step out of the game and find Jesus
	JonArbuckle	I am... definitely the weakest player out here... and I'm terrified.
	JonArbuckle	Do tribal lines matter?
	NicoleFranzel2	Some people call me a ryat...but if thyat's the case, I gyuess I'm just Ratcole.
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	JonArbuckle	To me? No.
	JonArbuckle	To others?
	JonArbuckle	Apparently.
	JonArbuckle	I just... want this to be over.
	JonArbuckle	sucks thumb
[00:04] <+LilyAllen_> It'll be over in no time... for a certain quiet spastic, tonight
[00:04] <@NicoleFranzel2> (DR): I'm REALLY nervus abyout this voteuhh!!
[00:04] <+Monokuma> Hello everyone!
[00:04] <+Monokuma> It's time for the next motive to vote someone off!
[00:04] <@NicoleFranzel2> This vote is SEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUSLYYYYYYYYY haaahrd
[00:05] <+Monokuma> Let's talk about ALLIANCES... shall we?
[00:05] <+MargueritePerrin> MY ONLY ALLIANCE IS WITH GOD
[00:05] <+Monokuma> Is that true Marguerite?
[00:05] <+MargueritePerrin> Yes, of course it is
[00:06] <+Monokuma> I do recall you asking ME for an alliance, though!
[00:06] <+Monokuma> Unless you are just... implying I am God!
[00:06] <+MargueritePerrin> Everyone has a bit of God in them
[00:06] <+JonArbuckle> like... in a gay way?
[00:06] <+MargueritePerrin> HECK NO
[00:06] <+MargueritePerrin> THAT IS A SIN
[00:06] <+MargueritePerrin> AND DORKSIDED
[00:07] <+Monokuma> So you're a homophobe?
[00:07] <+Monokuma> Even despair doesn't go that far! Despair doesn't descriminate!
[00:07] <+Monokuma> Hey!
[00:07] <+MargueritePerrin> I AM NOT
[00:07] <+MargueritePerrin> I am just a God Warrior and a believer
[00:07] <+Monokuma> Someone should put that on a business card! Upupupupu~!
[00:07] <+MargueritePerrin> UNLIKE YOU
[00:07] <@jeffprObst> I have 4 votes.
[00:08] <+MargueritePerrin> I will have God until the day I die and I will be with him in heaven
[00:08] <+JonArbuckle> Like... sexually?
[00:09] <+MargueritePerrin> If God wants that, I will follow
[00:09] <+Rezendeevil> AMOEBA
[00:09] <@jeffprObst> 5 / 7 votes. I need one from Nicole and Jon
[00:09] <@NicoleFranzel2> I VOTEDDDUHHHH
[00:09] <+JonArbuckle> I voted. :(
[00:09] <+LilyAllen_> I'm ready for an unwanted geez to go home this instant
[00:10] <+JonArbuckle> A geez?
[00:10] <+LilyAllen_> A male
[00:10] <+LilyAllen_> I'm shocked... americans don't understand me.
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[00:11] <+JonArbuckle> Wait a minute... I'm a male.
[00:11] * JonArbuckle gasps
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> There are... 8 votes in this urn.
[00:11] <+MargueritePerrin> :O
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> Jon.
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote...
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> http://prntscr.com/cb8y4g
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> Jon.
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <+LilyAllen_> Bellend
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> (http://i.imgur.com/mR4l20Q.jpg for mono lol I forgot to read this again)
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> Jon.
[00:11] <@jeffprObst> .... 6th person voted out of Ovivor: arabia and the SECOND member of our jury
[00:12] <@jeffprObst> Jon.
[00:12] <+Monokuma> Upupupu!
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> Wait, me?
[00:12] <@jeffprObst> Jon, you'll need to bring me your torch.
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> That's...
[00:12] <@jeffprObst> Jon.
[00:12] <+Monokuma> AHAHAHAHA!
[00:12] <+MargueritePerrin> GOOD RIDDANCE
[00:12] <@jeffprObst> The tribe has spoken.
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> :(
[00:12] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> Liz was right.
[00:12] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go
[00:12] <+MargueritePerrin> BE GONE EVIL SPIRIT
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> I AM a failure.
[00:12] <@NicoleFranzel2> Bye Jaahhhnnn!!
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> Wait...
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> I'm...
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> going to
[00:12] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: QATIF: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly, Ryan, Rezendeevil || JURY: Darlene, Jon
[00:12] <+MargueritePerrin> THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
[00:12] <+RyanLochte_> oh, hey, see you
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> GO BACK TO GARFIELD?
[00:12] <+JonArbuckle> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:12] <@jeffprObst> (jon pm me on tdiff)
[00:12] * JonArbuckle is dragged away
[00:12] <+LilyAllen_> GOODBYE JON
[00:12] <+LilyAllen_> THICK YANK DROPPED OFF THE NET
[00:12] <+LilyAllen_> you will be missed.
[00:12] <+LilyAllen_> Now my English takeover begins!
[00:12] <+Monokuma> Messing with despair is unwise!
[00:13] <+LilyAllen_> Not much time left until my albums actually start going platinum in America!
[00:13] <+RyanLochte_> hey, guys, uh, i'm pretty sure that bear mugged me last night
[00:13] <+Monokuma> Upupupupu~
[00:13] <+Monokuma> I would never!
[00:13] <+Monokuma> I am not a heathen! I just WATCH heathens murder each other for fun!
[00:14] == JonArbuckle [4354fa56@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.84.250.86] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[00:14] <+RyanLochte_> like.....last night i had my buff, and all that? and now i don't have it anymore
[00:14] <+RyanLochte_> and the only person i talked to was him
[00:14] <+LilyAllen_> It looks too cute to harm someone...
[00:14] <+RyanLochte_> so.............it's your fault
[00:14] <+RyanLochte_> that's all i can say, i guess
[00:14] <+MargueritePerrin> The bear is DORKSIDED, Ryan
[00:14] <+MargueritePerrin> He cannot be trusted
[00:15] <@jeffprObst> (give me a sec to record yo)
[00:17] <+Rezendeevil> AMOEBA
[00:18] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[00:18] * NicoleFranzel2 scurries in
[00:18] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[00:18] * MargueritePerrin runs
[00:18] <@NicoleFranzel2> Yeas!!
[00:18] <@jeffprObst> This challenge is called "Ovivor Folklore."
[00:18] * RyanLochte_ walks in
[00:18] <+LilyAllen_> Finally
[00:18] <@jeffprObst> It's simple -- I will link you to a 4 minute Arabic folktale
[00:18] <+LilyAllen_> I'm tired of waiting under the hot Arabian sun
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> You need to listen close, because afterwards
[00:19] <+RyanLochte_> okay are the Arabs dead or not
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> I will link you to FIVE STATIONS
[00:19] <+RyanLochte_> like........is this.....culture honorment
[00:19] <+LilyAllen_> Last time I was under something this hot was when I threatened to expose Katy Perry's phone number to the world
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> In the stations
[00:19] <+RyanLochte_> are we paying respects or are they like
[00:19] <+Monokuma> I doubt it! @Ryan
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> There will be a PUZZLE
[00:19] <+MargueritePerrin> Are we reading from THE BIBLE?!
[00:19] <+RyanLochte_> still going to get mad
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> Solve the puzzle to get the question
[00:19] <+MargueritePerrin> I CANNOT WAIT
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> Then, answer the question correctly
[00:19] <+RyanLochte_> bear that doesn't tell me anything i'm pissed off
[00:19] <+RyanLochte_> also, you mugged me, so maybe don't talk to me
[00:19] <@jeffprObst> The question will be next to a letter
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Once you solve all 5 questions
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> You should have 5 letters
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Say the 5 letters in main to win immunity.
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> SO, in short:
[00:20] <+LilyAllen_> Why would I hold though 4 minutes of Arabic folktale if I'm neither a muslim or have a death wish
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Listen to a 4 minute arabic folktale
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Get linked to 5 puzzles
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Solve the puzzles to get to the questions
[00:20] <+RyanLochte_> man this is too much work
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Answer the questions
[00:20] * RyanLochte_ rubs forehead
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Say the letter string in main
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> Simple enough?
[00:20] <+RyanLochte_> i mean................are the Arabs dead?
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> ALRIGHT, YOU ARE SOON BEING LINKED TO THE FOLKTALE (thanks dyna for narrating it)
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> 5...
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> 4...
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> 3...
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> 2...
[00:20] <@jeffprObst> 1...
[00:21] <+MargueritePerrin> (.)
[00:21] <@jeffprObst> https://clyp.it/htep1ehz
[00:21] <@jeffprObst> GO
[00:21] <@jeffprObst> When the folktale ends, you will be linked to the questions
[00:21] <+LilyAllen_> I'll sit back for this one because I do not associate with suicide bombing culture
[00:22] <+MargueritePerrin> This is NOT the Bible!!1
[00:23] <@jeffprObst> Roughly 1 minute and 30 seconds left in the folktale
[00:23] <+LilyAllen_> I hope someone farts through it
[00:23] <+LilyAllen_> Tragic
[00:24] <+MargueritePerrin> This is false advertising, Jeff!
[00:24] <+LilyAllen_> It would have to be an american because of all the fast food they eat
[00:24] <+MargueritePerrin> God isn't included in this!!
[00:24] <@jeffprObst> 30 seconds!
[00:24] * RyanLochte_ is half asleep
[00:24] <@jeffprObst> 10 seconds!
[00:24] <+RyanLochte_> sorry, it's just---this story isn't really jeah-worthy
[00:24] <+LilyAllen_> My nan isn't included in this
[00:24] <@jeffprObst> http://www.philome.la/sokim12345/folklore <-- QUESTIONS!
[00:24] <+LilyAllen_> Fucking robbed
[00:24] <@jeffprObst> GO!
[00:25] <+LilyAllen_> Fine
[00:25] <+Rezendeevil> uh
[00:25] <+Rezendeevil> The puzzle is not loading here
[00:26] <@jeffprObst> Mouse over it
[00:27] <@jeffprObst> REMEMBER TO SAY YOUR ANSWER IN MAIN.
[00:28] <@jeffprObst> Everyone working on those puzzles..
[00:28] <@jeffprObst> You have to DIG DEEP!
[00:29] <+LilyAllen_> The only true answer i want is... why did God make americans so unlikeable?
[00:29] <@jeffprObst> Some people are on puzzle 1, some are on puzzle 2 or 3. No one past that!
[00:29] <+LilyAllen_> Marguerita might have an answer for this.
[00:29] <+LilyAllen_> Not just because she's a follower in God... she's unlikeable too
[00:29] <+LilyAllen_> Not that I don't like her!! Hah...
[00:29] <+LilyAllen_> Banter
[00:31] <@jeffprObst> Some people are now on the 4th or 5th puzzle.
[00:31] <@jeffprObst> DON'T GIVE UP.
[00:31] <@jeffprObst> JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS DONE WITH THE PUZZLES
[00:31] <@jeffprObst> DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER
[00:31] <@NicoleFranzel2> A C C A A
[00:31] <@jeffprObst> Nicole is ...
[00:31] <@jeffprObst> Incorrect.
[00:32] <+MargueritePerrin> A, A, C, B, D
[00:32] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite is close, but NO!
[00:32] <+LilyAllen_> Arabs are have using all of the fast wi-fi to look up ways to make terrorist bombs so I'm left with slow internet
[00:32] <+LilyAllen_> Don't blame me you assclown
[00:32] <@NicoleFranzel2> A C C B A
[00:32] <@jeffprObst> Nicole is incorrect!
[00:32] <@NicoleFranzel2> A C C B B
[00:32] <+MargueritePerrin> A C C B D
[00:32] <@jeffprObst> Nicole is incorrect again!
[00:32] <@NicoleFranzel2> A C C B C
[00:32] <@jeffprObst> ACCBD IS CORRECT!
[00:32] <@jeffprObst> MARGUERITE WINS IMMUNITY!
[00:32] <+MargueritePerrin> GOD HAS GIVEN ME THE GLRY
[00:33] * jeffprObst puts immunity necklace around Marg's neck
[00:33] <@NicoleFranzel2> Congratulations, Maruerite!!!
[00:33] <+MargueritePerrin> I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
[00:33] <+LilyAllen_> Well done
[00:33] * NicoleFranzel2 hands over the HoH key
[00:33] <+MargueritePerrin> THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE
[00:33] <+LilyAllen_> Jolly nice champ
[00:33] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite, congratulations, you are guaranteed a 1 in 4 shot at winning this game.
[00:33] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm so glyad you won it!
[00:33] * MargueritePerrin kisses her Bible
[00:33] <+MargueritePerrin> This is for you, Jesus!
[00:33] <+RyanLochte_> good job church lady
[00:33] <+LilyAllen_> I, Sheezus, am proud of you
[00:33] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[00:33] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat...
[00:34] <+RyanLochte_> i'm still just.......confused
[00:34] * NicoleFranzel2 scurries in
[00:34] <+RyanLochte_> but ok
[00:34] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma - you were close to being eliminated TWICE now, but you were saved by the twist and by rocks. Do you think tonight is your time to go?
[00:34] <@NicoleFranzel2> You guys.....thyis is the first tribal I'm not immune ayat!!!!
[00:34] <@jeffprObst> Nicole - any word on the idols?
[00:34] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite - do you think you needed immunity tonight?
[00:34] <@NicoleFranzel2> Nope! ^_^
[00:34] <@jeffprObst> Lily - are people thinking of who they want to sit next to at the final 3?
[00:34] <@jeffprObst> Ryan - Who do you think is the biggest threat?
[00:34] <+RyanLochte_> the biggest threat?
[00:35] <+RyanLochte_> that's, uh.............Ryan Lochte, I would have to say.
[00:35] <+RyanLochte_> that is the biggest threat.
[00:35] <@jeffprObst> Rezendeevil - Do you think that now, people are thinking of managing the jury?
[00:35] <@jeffprObst> SEND VOTES. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YOU HAVE, MESSAGE ME.
[00:35] <+MargueritePerrin> I always need immunity, it keeps me closer to God
[00:36] <+LilyAllen_> Lily - are people thinking of who they want to sit next to at the final 3?
[00:36] <+Monokuma> [23:34] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma - you were close to being eliminated TWICE now, but you were saved by the twist and by rocks. Do you think tonight is your time to go?
[00:36] <+LilyAllen_> Would there even be space
[00:36] <+Monokuma> Only despair can tell!
[00:36] <+LilyAllen_> With all these americans here
[00:36] <+LilyAllen_> I'd just fall off the couch
[00:36] <+LilyAllen_> Or be flung to the moon at the touch of their fat bodies on the couch
[00:38] <@jeffprObst> I have two votes.
[00:39] <+Monokuma> Remember everyone, I am completely and utterly unthreatening!
[00:39] <@jeffprObst> Remember, if you're confused about your votes, just message me.
[00:39] <+Rezendeevil> Rezendeevil - I can't answer that, sorry.
[00:41] <@jeffprObst> I just need nicole's vote.
[00:42] <@jeffprObst> Nicole, I need a vote now please!
[00:42] <+Rezendeevil> Jeff
[00:42] <+Rezendeevil> Answer me one thing
[00:42] <@jeffprObst> ?
[00:42] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[00:42] <+MargueritePerrin> Yes, you are DORKSIDED @Rezen
[00:42] <+LilyAllen_> Please be respectful of Nicole she's... how do I say this... a little slow.
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> The votes are in.
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> There are ..
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> . 5 votes in this urn
[00:43] * NicoleFranzel2 stands up
[00:43] <@NicoleFranzel2> Hyold up.
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> If anyone has a hidden immunity idol & would like to play it
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> Now would be the time to do so.
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> Yes?
[00:43] * NicoleFranzel2 turns to the others around me
[00:43] <+LilyAllen_> Huh?
[00:43] * MargueritePerrin gives Jeff the bible
[00:43] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm feeling a LYITTTTTTLLEEEEE funny about tonight.
[00:43] <+MargueritePerrin> GOD IS MY IDOL
[00:43] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm not lyetting this go to waste.
[00:43] <+MargueritePerrin> HE WILL SAVE US ALL
[00:43] * NicoleFranzel2 plays idol on myself
[00:43] <+LilyAllen_> What the fuck bitch
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[00:43] <+LilyAllen_> Sit down right now
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> This ...
[00:43] <@jeffprObst> Is a hidden immunity idol
[00:43] <+LilyAllen_> No idols are being played tonight
[00:43] * NicoleFranzel2 turns to Rezen
[00:44] <@NicoleFranzel2> Rezen?
[00:44] <+MargueritePerrin> Nicole, God graced you but not me?!
[00:44] <+MargueritePerrin> DORKSIDED
[00:44] <@jeffprObst> Any votes for Nicole do not count
[00:44] <@NicoleFranzel2> REZEN.
[00:44] <+LilyAllen_> PROSTITUTE
[00:44] <+LilyAllen_> SHART
[00:44] <+LilyAllen_> DONKEY
[00:44] * jeffprObst turns to nicole
[00:44] * NicoleFranzel2 sighs
[00:44] * NicoleFranzel2 stands back up
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> (rezen is deciding)
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> (something in my pm)
[00:45] <@NicoleFranzel2> Rezen. We need to talk right now.
[00:45] <@NicoleFranzel2> You are being AYABSOLUTELY ridiculous.
[00:45] <+MargueritePerrin> Nicole!
[00:45] <@NicoleFranzel2> Stand up and play your idol!
[00:45] <+LilyAllen_> Don't
[00:45] <+MargueritePerrin> YOU ARE TAMPERING WITH THE DEVIL
[00:45] <+Rezendeevil> *stands up and uses idol*
[00:45] <+Rezendeevil> My first one.
[00:45] <@NicoleFranzel2> FINALLY!
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> ..okay
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> There we go
[00:45] * NicoleFranzel2 slaps hands at her sides
[00:45] <+LilyAllen_> Suck my tits bitch
[00:45] * NicoleFranzel2 sits down
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> This IS an idol
[00:45] <+Monokuma> Oh boy! What is happening!
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> Any votes for Rezen do not count.
[00:45] <+Monokuma> I am excited!
[00:45] <+LilyAllen_> Bye Ryan
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> I'll read the votes.
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> First vote...
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> Rezen. Does not count.
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> Second vote..
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <+LilyAllen_> Ryan
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> Rezen. Does not count.
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> Third vote...
[00:45] <+Monokuma> I feel the pain of despair creeping up on me! I am sooooo excited! Upupupupu!
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:45] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Nicole. Does not count.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Fourth vote...
[00:46] <+LilyAllen_> I'm gonna sit back and drink wine until you say Ryan.
[00:46] * NicoleFranzel2 rolls eyes
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Nicole. Does not count.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> That's 2 votes Nicole and 2 votes Rezen that DOES NOT COUNT
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> We still have no votes for anyone.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> There is one.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Vote.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Left.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> ....
[00:46] <+LilyAllen_> Ryan
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> 7th person voted out of Ovivor: Arabia and the 3rd member of our jury...
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> ..
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> ..
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> .... Ryan.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Ryan, that's 1, but tonight, that's enough.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> You'll need to bring me your torch.
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Ryan.
[00:46] <+Monokuma> Upupupu!
[00:46] <+Rezendeevil> SHIT
[00:46] * RyanLochte_ stands up
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> The tribe has spoken.
[00:46] <+LilyAllen_> HAHA THICK YANK HAVE FUN IN AMERICA FUCK FACE
[00:46] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[00:46] * RyanLochte_ gives sign of the cross
[00:46] <@NicoleFranzel2> Sorry buddy, hyad to protect my own byack!
[00:46] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[00:46] * NicoleFranzel2 chuckles
[00:46] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: QATIF: Monokuma, Nicole, Marguerite, Lilly, Rezendeevil || JURY: Darlene, Jon, Ryan
[00:46] <+MargueritePerrin> In the name of the Lord, you will be missed @Ryan
[00:47] <@NicoleFranzel2> In more ways thyan one!
[00:47] <+LilyAllen_> GOODBYE ASHY COCK
[00:47] <@NicoleFranzel2> I don't condone...rape.
[00:47] <+RyanLochte_> jeah, church lady
[00:47] <+RyanLochte_> also that bear still totally mugged me
[00:47] <+RyanLochte_> i can't find my buff
[00:47] <+RyanLochte_> anyway
[00:47] * RyanLochte_ waves
[00:47] * RyanLochte_ hands jeff torch
[00:47] <@jeffprObst> And with that - you have made the final five.
[00:47] <@jeffprObst> Only a little more to go until the finale.
[00:47] <@jeffprObst> Grab your torches. Head back to camp.
[00:47] == RyanLochte_ has changed nick to RyanJurchty_
[00:47] <@jeffprObst> G'night.
[00:48] * NicoleFranzel2 slithers back to camp
[00:48] * LilyAllen_ runs away from a crocodile
[00:48] <+LilyAllen_> IT'S TRYING TO BOMB ME
[00:49] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[00:49] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[00:49] <+LilyAllen_> No but I was never ready this whole time
[00:49] * jeffprObst takes immunity necklace away from Marguerite
[00:49] <@jeffprObst> Immunity - BACK up for grabs.
[record gap, monokuma wins in “Count Me In” in a close 3-2-2 lead]
[01:15] <+Monokuma> ?
[01:15] <President109> (so close to doing a bed)
[01:15] <@jeffprObst> (you send a blacklist so it's fine if you do)
[01:15] <@jeffprObst> I only have 1 vote!
[01:16] == President109 [40cbbdbb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.203.189.187] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[01:17] == Monokuma [440df3be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.13.243.190] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[01:17] == Monokuma [440df3be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.13.243.190] has joined #OvivorArabia
[01:17] <Monokuma> Wow, I must be really shorting out today!
[01:18] <@jeffprObst> I just need a vote from Marg and Nicole
[01:19] <@jeffprObst> *tick tock*
[01:20] <Monokuma> upupup
[01:20] * LilyAllen plays her album Alright, Still
[01:20] <+LilyAllen> this was my debut album.
[01:20] <+LilyAllen> A legend was born...
[01:20] <+Marguerite_Perri> Jesus?!
[01:21] <Monokuma> Sounds like garbage! AHAHAHA
[01:21] <+LilyAllen> No, Sheezus came out later. It's my 3rd album.
[01:21] <+LilyAllen> Shut up Monokuma, you wanna know what sounds like garbage you greasy cunt?
[01:21] <+Marguerite_Perri> LANGUAGE!
[01:21] <+LilyAllen> Your social game and the way you're gonna be a goat to the F3.
[01:21] <+Marguerite_Perri> GOD IS WATCHING
[01:21] <+LilyAllen> GOD WATCHED ME AND MY HUSBAND HAVE SEX?!?!
[01:21] <Monokuma> Nananananana! I can't hear you! I'm too busy being SAFE! @LilyAllen
[01:22] <+LilyAllen> Enjoy being safe for once.
[01:22] <+LilyAllen> Thick yank... my NAN is safe.
[01:22] <Monokuma> You did have an opportunity to send me home, you know?
[01:22] <+LilyAllen> She's safe from terrorists here in Arabia.
[01:22] <Monokuma> But you DIDN'T!
[01:22] <+LilyAllen> Because you're a goat
[01:22] <+LilyAllen> Like I've already said
[01:23] <Monokuma> So that's that say, little miss offensive?
[01:23] <Monokuma> I'm still in the game honey. That's all that matters!
[01:23] <+LilyAllen> Shut up retarded mutant
[01:23] * Marguerite_Perri watches the drama
[01:23] <+Marguerite_Perri> *rocks in chair* Dorksided...
[01:23] <@NicoleFranzel2> I'm being ATTYACKED from all ENDS
[01:23] <Monokuma> Oooh! Vulgarities will get you nowhere in life!
[01:23] <Monokuma> Other than attacked on tumblr!
[01:23] <+LilyAllen> No more of these goblins raiding my camp please
[01:23] <+Marguerite_Perri> Pray to God, Nicole!
[01:23] <+LilyAllen> Can the host do something about it
[01:23] <+Marguerite_Perri> He will rid you of the sinners
[01:24] <@NicoleFranzel2> I voteduh...
[01:24] <@NicoleFranzel2> where is Jeffuhhhh??
[01:24] <@jeffprObst> (one sec brohter)
[01:24] <@jeffprObst> brother*
[01:24] <+LilyAllen> He's getting it on with an arab
[01:26] <+Marguerite_Perri> Wow, Jeff really likes to pray!
[01:26] <+Marguerite_Perri> I might join him, if I could see him
[01:26] <@jeffprObst> (oneee moment)
[01:26] <@jeffprObst> okay.
[01:26] <@jeffprObst> The votes are in.
[01:27] <+LilyAllen> cool
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> There are...
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> 3 votes in this urn.
[01:27] * NicoleFranzel2 styands up
[01:27] <+LilyAllen> banter
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it
[01:27] * NicoleFranzel2 styands up
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> Now would be the time...
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> yes?
[01:27] * NicoleFranzel2 turns to Marguerite
[01:27] <@NicoleFranzel2> Marg...you thyought that Rezen had the final idol...
[01:27] <@NicoleFranzel2> But ryally....it was me all along!
[01:27] <Monokuma> Get on with it!
[01:27] <@NicoleFranzel2> Jeff, I play thyis for myself.
[01:27] * NicoleFranzel2 hands over the idol
[01:27] <+Marguerite_Perri> I knew it!
[01:27] * NicoleFranzel2 sits down
[01:27] <+Marguerite_Perri> God told me so!
[01:27] <Monokuma> I don't care about your stupid speeches!
[01:27] <Monokuma> I wanna see the execution!
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> This is an idol.
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> Any votes for Nicole do not count.
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:27] <+LilyAllen> Okay dick nose
[01:27] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> ... Nicole. Does not count.
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:28] * NicoleFranzel2 rolls eyes
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:28] <+LilyAllen> Cool
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> ... Marguerite.
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> DORKSIDED
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> I REBUKE IT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
[01:28] <+LilyAllen> Oops...
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> .... 8th person voted out of Ovivor: arabia and the 4th member of our jury
[01:28] <@NicoleFranzel2> Ya know, it's a SIN to lie to yer friends!
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite.
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> DORKSIDED
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite, that's 2, that's enough.
[01:28] <@NicoleFranzel2> And you've been doin' thyat ALL this game!
[01:28] <+LilyAllen> Sorry Marguerite. It's not me, it's you.
[01:28] <+Rezendeevil2> Jeff
[01:28] <+Rezendeevil2> Jeff
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> ALL OF YOU ARE DORKSIDED
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite. You need to bring me your torch.
[01:28] <+Rezendeevil2> That second idol
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> ? @rez
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> NICOLE, YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
[01:28] <+Rezendeevil2> I didn't read before
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> YOU ARE EVIL
[01:28] <+LilyAllen> FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> Marguerite... the tribe has spoken.
[01:28] <+Rezendeevil2> Someone got it first
[01:28] <+Rezendeevil2> Or it's mine?
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> YOU HAVE TAMPERED WITH THE LORD
[01:28] <+Marguerite_Perri> * DEVIL
[01:28] <@jeffprObst> nicole got it first @rez
[01:28] <Monokuma> Wow good wasted idol play, Nicole!
[01:28] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[01:28] <@NicoleFranzel2> If you were a christian you wouldn't have lied to me all thyis timeuhhhh!!!
[01:28] <@NicoleFranzel2> @Marg
[01:28] <Monokuma> Truly top tier!
[01:29] * Marguerite_Perri rips off Nicole's glasses
[01:29] <+Marguerite_Perri> I AM CHRISTIAN
[01:29] <@NicoleFranzel2> MY GLYASSES!
[01:29] * NicoleFranzel2 falls over
[01:29] <+Marguerite_Perri> YOU'RE SATAN
[01:29] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: QATIF: Monokuma, Nicole, Lilly, Rezendeevil || JURY: Darlene, Jon, Ryan, Marguerite
[01:29] <@NicoleFranzel2> I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLYASSES
[01:29] * Marguerite_Perri breaks glasses
[01:29] <+LilyAllen> And you wouldn't have lied to me either!
[01:29] * NicoleFranzel2 crawls into a fire ant nest
[01:29] * NicoleFranzel2 screams and runs around flailing
[01:29] <+Marguerite_Perri> BY THE POWER OF GOD, YOU LOSE YOUR SIGHT!
[01:29] <+LilyAllen> No way I'm losing my sight
[01:29] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[01:29] <+LilyAllen> Unless you're an overweight american eating Wendy's
[01:29] <+LilyAllen> then I might
[01:30] <@jeffprObst> wait no
[01:30] <@jeffprObst> FIC soon!
[01:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> Hey, guys?
[01:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> I have a question....
[01:30] <+Rezendeevil2> Please no more flash stuff
[01:30] <+Rezendeevil2> ):
[01:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> ALL of you have no more votes lyeft...
[01:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> Correct?
[01:30] <@NicoleFranzel2> But I still have syix...
[01:30] <+LilyAllen> False
[01:30] <+Rezendeevil2> Lilly does.
[01:31] <@NicoleFranzel2> Can we just agree to throw the final immunity to me, considering I am the only person who can vote?
[01:31] <@NicoleFranzel2> ^_^
[01:31] <Monokuma> Hmm... nah!
[01:31] <+LilyAllen> I have my 1 vote left bitch it's right here
[01:31] <+Rezendeevil2> No problem for me. lol
[01:31] * LilyAllen gives Nicole the middle finger
[01:31] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[01:31] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your FINAL immunity challenge?
[01:31] <@NicoleFranzel2> but I can styill...beat that...
[01:31] <@NicoleFranzel2> @Lilly
[01:31] <Monokuma> I have... nine votes!
[01:31] <@NicoleFranzel2> I think you all should just let me hyave it, because regerdless, I get to decide who goes home!
[01:31] <Monokuma> UPUPUPUPU!
[01:32] <@jeffprObst> This challenge is ENTRAPMENT.
[01:32] <@jeffprObst> I'm going to set up the board momentarily oneee sec
[01:32] <Monokuma> I am ready!
[01:32] <Monokuma> Ready to school these students!
[01:33] <+LilyAllen> Hey Jeff
[01:33] <+Rezendeevil2> AMOEBA.
[01:33] <+LilyAllen> Listen pig
[01:33] <+LilyAllen> I am willing to give immunity to Nicole
[01:33] <@NicoleFranzel2> Mono!
[01:33] <@NicoleFranzel2> Let me hyave immunity!
[01:34] <+Rezendeevil2> Well.
[01:34] <+Rezendeevil2> Winning the challenge or not, she already have.
[01:34] <+Rezendeevil2> She have more votes than us.
[01:34] <+Rezendeevil2> So she can't leave.
[01:35] <@jeffprObst> OKAY.
[01:35] <@jeffprObst> $C08,05 http://i.imgur.com/vu3ModN.png <-- THIS IS THE BOARD.
[01:35] <@jeffprObst> On my go, you will tell me the piece you want to go
[01:35] <@jeffprObst> It can be vertical, horizontal, diagonal, etc
[01:35] <Monokuma> Nicole wants immunity?
[01:35] <@jeffprObst> it's first come, first serve
[01:35] <Monokuma> If she truly has six votes... let's see who she wants out!
[01:35] <@NicoleFranzel2> I think everyone here wahnts to give me immunity, Jeffreyuhh!
[01:36] <@jeffprObst> Then they can show it in the challenge
[01:36] <@jeffprObst> If you have no more pieces
[01:36] <@jeffprObst> Or spots to go to
[01:36] <@jeffprObst> You are OUT
[01:36] <@jeffprObst> Alright... everyone ready?
[01:36] <@jeffprObst> On my go, say your first move
[01:36] <+LilyAllen> Go monkey
[01:37] <@jeffprObst> ROUND ONE, MAKE YOUR MOVES NOW. http://i.imgur.com/vu3ModN.png
[01:37] <+Rezendeevil2> Go?
[01:37] <+Rezendeevil2> Diagonal
[01:37] <+LilyAllen> You're making us wait longer than Britney Spears' fans for a good album from her
[01:37] <@NicoleFranzel2> B5
[01:37] <Monokuma> A2!
[01:37] <+LilyAllen> D-1
[01:37] <@jeffprObst> I need a specific coordinate, Rez
[01:37] <@jeffprObst> Like A1 or something
[01:37] <+Rezendeevil2> D4
[01:37] <+Rezendeevil2> Sorry.
[01:38] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND, MAKE YOUR MOVES NOW. http://i.imgur.com/dVOtjxi.png
[01:38] <Monokuma> B2!
[01:38] <+Rezendeevil2> E4.
[01:38] <+LilyAllen> E2
[01:38] <@NicoleFranzel2> C5
[01:38] <@NicoleFranzel2> B4
[01:38] <@NicoleFranzel2> oops
[01:38] <@NicoleFranzel2> C5 do C5
[01:39] <@jeffprObst> NEXT ROUND, MAKE YOUR MOVES NOW http://i.imgur.com/f0T5Q1R.png
[01:39] <+LilyAllen> D3
[01:39] <@NicoleFranzel2> B4
[01:39] <+LilyAllen> REZEN CAN'T MOVE
[01:39] <+LilyAllen> HAHAHA
[01:39] <@jeffprObst> Yes he can.
[01:39] <+LilyAllen> he can only move up
[01:39] <@jeffprObst> and then diagonal
[01:39] <+LilyAllen> and then up...
[01:39] <Monokuma> C3
[01:39] <+Rezendeevil2> I can. lol
[01:40] <@jeffprObst> Rezen, need a move asap
[01:40] <+LilyAllen> Yeah but you can't move afterwards stupid dragon
[01:40] <+Rezendeevil2> Wait.
[01:40] <+Rezendeevil2> Which place did she choose?
[01:40] <@jeffprObst> Who?
[01:40] <+LilyAllen> d3
[01:40] <+LilyAllen> so you can't escape
[01:40] <+LilyAllen> you can only go up
[01:40] <+Rezendeevil2> D5
[01:41] <+LilyAllen> nicole's got you trapped
[01:41] <@jeffprObst> Rezen is out of this challenge as he has no more moves to make
[01:41] <+Rezendeevil2> Sad. lol
[01:41] <+LilyAllen> Stupid american
[01:41] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/mCFZjii.png NEXT BOARD. MAKE YOUR MOVE NOW.
[01:41] <Monokuma> All humans are equally stupid!
[01:41] <+LilyAllen> 2C
[01:42] <@NicoleFranzel2> B4
[01:42] <@jeffprObst> mono need your move now.
[01:42] <Monokuma> B3
[01:42] <+LilyAllen> oh shit
[01:42] <+LilyAllen> I WIN
[01:42] <@jeffprObst> There's no reason to continue as it's clear who has the most spaces.
[01:42] <+LilyAllen> LMFAOOOO WANKER WHORES
[01:42] <@jeffprObst> LILY WINS FINAL IMMUNITY!
[01:42] <@NicoleFranzel2> Congratulations Lilyuhhh!!!
[01:43] * jeffprObst puts immunity necklace around lily's neck
[01:43] <+LilyAllen> Maybe now my albums will start selling well in America
[01:43] <+LilyAllen> Ok what now
[01:43] <Monokuma> Alright let's go ahead and just get to the vote!
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> Congratulations Lily, you have a 1 in 3 shot at winning this game and you WILL be able to plead your case to the jury.
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> Monokuma.
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> Nicole.
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> Rezendeevil.
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> One of you will be the final member of the jury.
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> ~~
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys
[01:43] <Monokuma> IT's not gonna be me! Upupupu~!
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> ALL - How does it feel to be so close to the f3, yet so far?
[01:43] <@jeffprObst> SEND ME VOTES ASAP.
[01:44] <+Rezendeevil2> Well, Nicole, Monokuma.
[01:44] <+Rezendeevil2> Being me or you who will leave, just have one thing to say:
[01:44] <Monokuma> Yes~?
[01:44] <+Rezendeevil2> You guys are amazing.
[01:44] <+Rezendeevil2> Even losing or winning, we made a great team.
[01:44] <Monokuma> Aw why thank you Rezen!
[01:44] <Monokuma> Despite that being totally despairing loser talk, you have touched this bear's heart area!
[01:44] <+Rezendeevil2> And I swear my blood is not pink, dude!
[01:44] == mode/#OvivorArabia [+v Monokuma] by jeffprObst
[01:44] <+Rezendeevil2> It's amoebilistic!
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> I just need Lily's vote as Monokuma & Rezen can't vote.
[01:46] <@NicoleFranzel2> Lily doesn't have any votes.
[01:46] <+LilyAllen> I can't vote smackhead
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> I have the votes.
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> There are... 2 votes in this urn.
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> First vote...
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> .
[01:46] <@jeffprObst> Rezendeevil.
[01:47] <+Rezendeevil2> AMOEBA.
[01:47] <+LilyAllen> Thick yank
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> .... 9th person voted out of Ovivor: Arabia and the 5th & final member of our jury
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> Rezendeevil.
[01:47] <+Monokuma> upupupupu~
[01:47] <+LilyAllen> Is my nan
[01:47] <@NicoleFranzel2> Sorry, Rezen, it had to be doneuuhhh!!!
[01:47] <+Rezendeevil2> Sad.
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> Rezen, I need you to bring me your torch.
[01:47] <+LilyAllen> NAN YOU'RE A WINDOW SHOPPER
[01:47] <+Rezendeevil2> I totally understand!
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> Rezen. The tribe has spoken.
[01:47] <+LilyAllen> ALWAYS LOOKING BUT YOU NEVER BUY
[01:47] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[01:47] <+Monokuma> That's right, the final blackened was Rezen, the Ultimate Niche Reference Character!
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[01:47] <+Rezendeevil2> Good job, everyone. Good luck.
[01:47] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorArabia to: QATIF: Monokuma, Nicole, Lilly || JURY: Darlene, Jon, Ryan, Marguerite, Rezendeevil
[01:47] <+LilyAllen> Bye rezen it was fun
[01:47] <+Monokuma> Time for a very special punishment!
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[01:47] <+Rezendeevil2> I'll be right there eating amoebas.
[01:47] <+Rezendeevil2> See ya. ~
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> (rezen I need you to PM me on TDIFF chat)
[01:47] <+Monokuma> Being forced to watch us compete in this final trial of hope and despair to see who wins!
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> You have made it as far as you can in this game..
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> Now.
[01:47] <+Monokuma> The winner being ME
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> The power shifts to the JURY.
[01:47] <@jeffprObst> The five people you had a hand in voting out,
[01:48] <@jeffprObst> Darlene, Jon, Ryan, Marg, and Rezen.
[01:48] <+Marguerite_Perri> AND GOD
[01:48] <@jeffprObst> And god.
[01:48] <+Marguerite_Perri> GOD IS ALSO VOTING
[01:48] <@jeffprObst> Will have a say in who wins this game.
[01:48] <@jeffprObst> Grab your torches. Head back to camp. Final Tribal Council is soon.
[01:48] * NicoleFranzel2 scurries back to camp
[01:48] <@NicoleFranzel2> (DR): I'm suuuuuperrr excited to be at the final threeuuhh!! I can't believe I made it this faruhhh in Big Brother 18 AND Survivoruuhhh!!
[01:49] <+LilyAllen> Oh hell no. They better not try to get me out just because I'm English and better than them...
[01:49] <@jeffprObst> In a few moments, I will link you to the Final Tribal Council google doc.
[01:49] <+Monokuma> (CONF) I am the winner of this simply because I managed to make it this far without having a single vote past round one! I am clearly owning this social game!
[01:50] <@jeffprObst> OKAY.
[01:50] <+LilyAllen> I'm the winner of this simply because I fought through the greasy americans and made my way to the F3 and now because of this my fourth album might have a chance of topping the american charts
[01:50] <@jeffprObst> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DKDmbkWJlzEryxhncfjjf6V5I7cKGQfWftGek5ZX1VI/edit?usp=sharing <---- FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL! DO NOT EDIT ANYTHING EXCEPT YOUR OWN BOXES TO THE JUROR'S QUESTIONS. YOU HAVE AS MUCH AS TIME AS YOU LIKE.