Funny Status Updates

Add yours 
*WHAT MAKES YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU SOOOOOOO SPECIAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL?! (She's My Winona!)
*writing a paper called "Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection"
*presenting his thesis on "E=MC3: That's Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!"
*being interviewed on his new novel "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"
*Gathering research for his essay, "Lincoln: The Man, The President, The Town Car"
*Wondering if his new research grant will accept his thesis, "Whoops!: I Blew My $800,000 Research Grant At The MGM Grand Casino"
*Pondering the scientific evidence to support the claim "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: So Cheesy, It Should Be Called 'Kraft Cheese & Macaroni'"
*reviewing extensive analysis on the topic "There Sure Are A Lot of 'Smiths' In The Phone Book, Dude"
*writing his final paper called "The Isotope Conjecture: A Fake Title So My Wife Won't Look Inside Here and See My Letters To Penthouse Forum"
*a bit disappointed he didn't win the Nobel Prize as evidenced by his book "Why The People Who Award The Nobel Prize Are A Bunch Of Jerks"
*doing scientific research on "Gravity: The Devil's Tool"
*farts fairy dust. 
*can ride her bike with no handle bars
*is something and things that arnt things
*will smash you like clams on her belly
*is addicted to cha cha
*has overdosed on yoghurt and is now completely mullered
Category:Status
Category: Humor