M-Class E-Mails: Episode Six

Companion to the episode Caretaker (VOY)
== Email Topics by Contributor ==
Contributor 	Topic/Question
Tim Johnson 	Pitch It or Ditch It
Nick 	Pitch It or Ditch It
Steve Nemzek 	Regarding the Voyager Pilot, do you think that Chakotay's decision to ram into the Kazon warship was warranted or is he a bad pilot? Disturbing Voyager PIODIs
Harvey Rollins 	DS9 and TNG names don't have overlapping titles. I.E. Guinan is a Bartender, Quark is barkeep; in TNG it's the Holodeck, in DS9 it's the Holosuite. Also, hating on O'Brien in DS9.
Mickey Burnbacon 	Have you read any Trek Fanfiction? Is any of it good? Also, aside from GG Hangers, what would you do in the holodeck?
Keith, The Robo-Duke	Isn't Data the best, ever?
Andrew 	How did Jeff and Josh meet?
Luke 	If you were to make a bridge crew of all the Star Trek captains, who would go where? How would a ship with all Datas work? All Holo Doctors? Who would win in a dogfight? Klingon Crossfit Class
Boston Sean 	Voyager is good but understandable why people don't like it. PIODI. Bonus question, how did Neelix learn to cook without water?
Phil Montgomery 	Got into Star Trek because of M-Class. What did you think of the TOS episode "The Naked Time" where the liquid affects everyone's personalities?
Chris 	Not a big Voyager fan. PIODI
Eric Bogenschut 	Scientist that likes M-Class and loves when scientific ideas are explored in Star Trek, like DNA.
Mattie Peeps 	How much have you influenced each other comedically? Who are your comedic influences? PIODI
TJ Kelly 	How do you plan to handle spoilers? (Spoiler Alert: they don't). PIODI
Sebastian Bustos 	If you could live in the Star Trek universe NOT as a human, what race would you be? If they made a TNG remake a la Star Trek (2009) who would you cast?
Jack Carpenter 	Pitch It or Ditch It
Trendy Moron 	Should the federation try to explore other dimensions the same way as they explore "normal" space?
== Pitch It or Ditch Its ==
Pitcher 	Series 	Idea 	Pitch or Ditch?
Tim Johnson 	DS9 	Crew goes to Risa, but Worf isn't a butthole. 	Pitch It
Nick Hayes 	TNG 	Wesley is at "that special age" and spending a lot of time in the Holodeck. Beverly sends Data to investigate since he's in his Sherlock outfit. 	Ditch It
Nick Hayes 	JJ Trek 	George Lucas overlooks special edition remake of Star Trek Generations where William Shatner is replaced with Chris Pine 	Ditch It
Nick Hayes 	TOS 	The Crew of the Enterprise lands on a world where the inhabitants have based their culture on Nazi Germany. Turns out it's just Earth in 2019 	Ditch It
Steve Nemzek 	VOY 	Lt. Stadi didn't die but suffered brain damage and is convinced that Janeway is trying to kill her so she follows Voyager. She goes more insane and undoes all the good Voyager did. 	Josh pitches, Jeff ditches
Steve Nemzek 	VOY 	Lon Suder is a sociopath betazoid merc that creates a clone of Neelix to let out his aggression. The real Neelix finds out and they fight. Cut to later that day and Neelix serves the crew a special stew. Suder comes up for seconds. Is it out of fear or programming?	Pitch It
Steve Nemzek 	VOY 	Voyager becomes self aware and sees the crew as a virus. It creates a holodeck simulation of itself and Janeway has to "get real slutty" to distract the AI as the crew fix the issue. Janeway feels bad for the emerging life. 	Ditch It
Steve Nemzek 	VOY 	Kes gets pregnant from Neelix and looks like the hunchback of Notre Dame and basement dwelling nerds come out of their basements, get blinded by the light and die. (Are you okay, Steve?) 	Pitch It
Steve Nemzek 	VOY 	Creepy Brog Twins kill Neelix, skin him, and pretend to be him. The rest of the crew finds out but the food is better so they don't let on. 	Pitch It
BostonSean 	VOY 	Voyager's artificial gravity breaks. Ron Howard directs 	Pitch It
BostonSean 	VOY 	Naomi Wildman learns about honesty when he witnesses an assassination in a very special episode. 	Josh pitches, Jeff ditches
BostonSean 	VOY 	Naomi Wildman is Dorthy in a holodeck Wizard of Oz. Neelix is the Lion, 7 of 9 is the Tinwoman, and Tuvok as the Scarecrow. 	Pitch It
BostonSean 	VOY 	Kes and Neelix become vouyers (exhibitionists) and viewers are encouraged to find the fornicating couple in the background of every scene. Special valentine days episode 	Ditch It
Chris 	VOY 	Voyager gets pulled into a mirror universe. Mirror Janeway is a space Pirate and everyone else is Mad Max-y. Mirror Janeway enslaves a race and kills their god. Normal Kim gets killed and Mirror Kim joins the crew (which kind of happens in the show) 	
Mattie Peeps 	Sliders 	The cast of Sliders slide into a legally distinct episode of Star Trek. Maximilian Arturo is the captain and they face against a Romulan War Bird captained by Rembrandt Brown. 	Pitch It
Mattie Peeps 	Quantum Leap	Scott Bakula jumps in Data and has to help him with an emotional issue. 	Josh ditches, Jeff pitches
Mattie Peeps 	Quantum Leap	Scott Bakula jumps in Scott Bakula in Enterprise and has to stop the show from getting cancelled 	
TJ Kelly 	TNG 	Enterprise finds an exact copy of the Enterprise with one life form: Data. On board, all the other copy crew members are humanoid androids. If not a good idea, Riker has no beard. 	Pitch It
TJ Kelly 	TNG 	The Enterprise is hailed by a ship warning them to turn around. It explodes and the disembodied head of John Larroquette comes out demanding fun facts 	Pitch It
Jack Carpenter	DS9 	Detective story about people tracking down changelings on Earth. Whoops, it's Blade Runner/Battlestar Galactica 	Pitch It
Trendy Moron 	VOY 	The Doctor lends his mobile emitter to Vic Fontaine in an effort to defeat the Borg with pure charm. 	Pitch It
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