Master of Ceremonies/Dialogue

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==Dialogue_E01F_Fasnacht_MasterCeremonies==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, and all of them gone to the... 	To the tune of the nursery rhyme
 	 	 	...wait, where are they? 	
 	 	 	When it comes to Fasnacht, we are anything but neutral. 	Swiss neutrality joke, hyuk hyuk
 	 	 	Ahh, time to clear the larder! We, er, do have a larder, don't we? 	
 	 	 	We won't start late on my watch. Oooh, no. 	
 	 	 	It's a Swiss watch. Very reliable. Ha ha! 	
 	 	 	Our sausages are the WURST! Ha ha, I jest. Please buy them. 	
 	 	 	The town is abuzz with activity. Especially the Honey Haus! 	
 	 	 	Our marchers are good robots, one and all, but sometimes I question their programming. 	
 	 	 	How old IS this Old Man Winter? He's been around longer than I have! 	
 	 	 	It may be called FAS-nacht, but we like to take our time here. Ha ha. 	
 	 	 	Ah, Fasnacht! A time for indulgence before a time of none. Do enjoy yourselves. 	
 	 	 	Here for the parade? You won't be disappointed! 	
 	 	 	...I hope. Ha ha. 	Nervous laughter
 	 	 	Grüzi! 	Swiss-German for "Hello!" (formal)
 	 	 	Back for another mask? Don't worry, we have plenty to go around! 	
 	 	 	Oh! Grüzi, old friend! 	
 	 	 	Maybe you will help me out next time, too? Ha ha... 	Nervous laughter
 	 	 	Spring is springing, meine Kollege, so spring right into our little celebration! 	
 	 	 	Wilkomme, mein Härr! Line your Lederhose with our tasty treats! 	
 	 	 	Wilkomme, meine Dame! Don your Dirndl, grab a lantern, and get ready for Fasnacht! 	
 	 	 	Wilkomme, wilkomme! 	Swiss-German for "Welcome, welcome!"
 	 	 	Welcome to Helvetia! Home of America's finest Fasnacht celebration! 	
 	 	 	We are still preparing for the festivities, but do return soon! 	
 	 	 	Wilkomme, friend! We are still preparing for the next Fasnacht, but come back soon and join the fun!	
 	 	 	Such a pleasure to see you again, mein Härr. 	
 	 	 	Such a pleasure to see you again, meine Dame. 	
 	 	 	Aren't you a little tall for a Napoleon? 	Response to Napoleon mask
 	 	 	You haven't been lying, have you? 	Response to "Man" mask. Has a very long nose, like Pinocchio
 	 	 	Ah! A mole ra- 	Response to "Man2" mask. Has huge buck teeth.
 	 	 	Oh. *ahem* Sorry. I mistook you for something else. 	
 	 	 	Don't let the bonfire startle you. We're much more pleasant than Salem. 	Response to Witch mask
 	 	 	I suppose you think you're very funny? 	Response to Harlequin/Jester mask
 	 	 	You are become death, then? 	Response to Death mask AND "I Am Become Death" quest (EN07_MQ_Nukes). Sober.
 	 	 	Try our sausages. They're to die for. Ha ha. 	Response to Death mask.
 	 	 	You're looking a little green in the gills, ha ha! 	Response to Merman mask.
 	 	 	Don't fly away just yet! Fasnacht is coming! 	Response to Owl mask.
 	 	 	Something tells me you like fire, so stick around for Fasnacht! We'll have plenty! 	Response to Devil mask.
==E01F_Fasnacht==
#	Scene 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	How invigorating! Our Fasnacht parade is once again a remarkable spectacle that brings joy to the hearts of our visitors. 	Just endured a lot of attacks on the parade but managed to finish the route. Trying to be encouraging and cheerful.
 	 	 	Now that we've done the circuit, so to speak, it's time to chase away Old Man Winter in our most glorious of Helvetian traditions. 	Almost weary but the end is in sight.
 	 	 	Gather around the bonfire, friends, as we rid our town of the anthropromorphic representation of the season. Burn him! Burn him! 	A showman, encouraging participation. And then dropping to a more common denominator and starting a chant to "burn him".
 	MC_Idles 	 	If I don't get this parade started soon, they'll burn ME in effigy! 	
 	MC_Idles 	 	Maybe I'll have a doughnut while I wait for the festival... 	
 	MC_Idles 	 	Oh, right. They haven't been baked yet. And I'm a robot... Ha ha! 	
 	MC_Idles 	 	This year's parade will be special, I just know it will. If the marchers ever show up, anyway. 	First sentences is very enthusiastic, second is muttered.
 	MC_Idles 	 	Goodness. How exciting. Well, the fire is entirely in the spirit of the celebration, just a bit premeptive so to speak. Here we go! Merry Fasnacht! 	A bit dry and understated initially. Making the best of a bad situation. Cheerfully carrying on.
 	MC_Idles 	 	Ahem. Where were we? Oh, yes. Please ignore that *cough* minor interruption, it's Fasnacht! Merriment is in the air and so forth! Please follow me! 	Strained enthusiasm, mild embarrassment.
 	MC_Idles 	 	Response, stimuli. Reaction, response. Protocol and process. Follow the steps. All they have to do is show up to the parade start. *deep sigh 	Muttered a bit under his breath. Doesn't want others to overhear. Talking to himself but clearly disgruntled and exasperated.
 	MC_Idles 	 	I do hope you're enjoying yourself friends! Helvetia has many amazing attractions for tourists such as yourselves. Buy homemade! Buy often! 	Cheerful impromptu marketing effort.
 	MC_Idles 	 	Response, stimuli. Reaction, response. Protocol and process. Follow the steps. All they have to do is show up to the parade start. *deep sigh* 	Muttered a bit under his breath. Doesn't want others to overhear. Talking to himself but clearly disgruntled and exasperated.
 	MC_Idles 	 	I do hope you're enjoying yourself friends! Helvetia has many amazing attractions for tourists such as yourselves. Buy homemade! Buy often! 	Cheerful impromptu marketing effort.
 	MC_Idles 	 	This year's parade will be special, I just know it will. If the marchers ever show up, anyway. 	First sentences is very enthusiastic, second is muttered.
 	MCHitLines 	 	I'm hit! Help! 	A note of terror
 	MCHitLines 	 	Oh great, scratched my casing. 	A bit indignant as a bad day gets worse.
 	MCHitLines 	 	Shoo! Shoo! Stop hitting me. 	
 	MCHitLines 	 	Oh fine, hit the non-combatant. 	Complaining
 	MCHitLines 	 	Careful. You could put an optical sensor out. 	Dry admonishment as he's getting hit
 	MCHitLines 	 	Really? Really. You are hitting me? 	Incredulous, then questioning the sanity of the attacker
 	MCHitLines 	 	*sigh* Don't like the parade, fine. That's no reason to get nasty. 	Trying to reason with the very stupid.
 	MCHitLines 	 	Hands er .. appendages off my casing. 	Indignant but uncertain about terminology for the anatomy of the thing hitting it. It's important to get it right.
 	MCDeathLines 	 	And, parade is over. I'm done. 	Disgust and frustration.
 	MCDeathLines 	 	They got me. Goodbye. 	Regret
 	MCDeathLines 	 	I'm a Fasnacht fatality. 	A little sad, but a little proud
 	MCGreetingsafterfirsttalk 	 	Spring is springing, meine Kollege, so spring right into our little celebration! 	
 	MCGreetingsafterfirsttalk 	 	Wilkomme, mein Härr! Line your Lederhose with our tasty treats! 	
 	MCGreetingsafterfirsttalk 	 	Wilkomme, meine Dame! Don your Dirndl, grab a lantern, and get ready for Fasnacht! 	
 	MCGreetingsafterfirsttalk 	 	Welcome one and all to Helvetia, the home of Appalachia's best and, truth be told, only Fasnacht celebration! 	Hearty and warm. After the welcome, a bit conspiratorial that it's the best Fasnacht party in part since it's the only one.
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MasterCeremonies_Greeting	 	There is lots of fun to be had during Fasnacht. We have wonderful foods for you to sample, including our very own special doughnuts and sausages. 	Very enthusiastic in singing the praises of the event.
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MasterCeremonies_Greeting	 	And Fasnacht wouldn't be right without a parade and the bonfire where Old Man Winter meets his match! Haha! Literally. A match. It's a bonfire. Haha.	Inordinately pleased with himself for the wordplay. It's not all that funny, but he thinks he's hilarious.
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MasterCeremonies_Greeting	 	The parade starts soon. Well, it will start soon if these sluggard marchers get into position in time. Do me a favor and remind them to get cracking!	A bit of disdain for the "sluggards" but still very enthusiastic about the whole thing.
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MCToParadeStart 	 	Finally! The marchers have arrived. The Fasnacht parade is going to begin. 	
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MCToParadeStart 	 	Since I lead the parade, it's time for me to dash down there and get everyone moving. 	
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MCToParadeStart 	 	Happy Fasnacht! Merry Fasnacht! Hooray! 	
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MCToParadeStart 	 	Merry, Happy, Joyous Fasnacht! I officially, with the authority vested in me, declare the Fasnacht parade underway. 	
 	E01F_Fasnacht_MCToParadeStart 	 	Try to keep up, sluggards. 	Directed to the protectron marchers, a bit under the breath and seething with disdain.
 	 	 	Spring is springing, meine Kollege, so spring right into our little celebration! 	
 	 	 	Wilkomme, mein Härr! Line your Lederhose with our tasty treats! 	
 	 	 	Wilkomme, meine Dame! Don your Dirndl, grab a lantern, and get ready for Fasnacht! 	
 	 	 	Here for the parade? You won't be disappointed! 	
 	 	 	...I hope. Ha ha. 	Nervous laughter
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
Category:Wild Appalachia dialogue files
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