Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Return for Villains/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 14, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2006
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is doing what he usually does at his least favorite job: taking orders.
Squidward Tentacles: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. What would you like?
The customer was shown to be wearing a trenchcoat with a fedora hat covering the top.
Trenchcoat Customer: *in a deep, gruff voice* I'll just have one Krabby Patty please…
Squidward Tentacles: *writing down the order on my notepad* One Krabby Patty. *looks up* And you are...?
Trenchcoat Customer: *coughs as he covers his mouth* No one... just your average hungry customer.
Squidward Tentacles: *gets skeptical* Okay... *turns to SpongeBob, who is at the grill* SpongeBob. We need a Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *holding up his spatula* One cryin' Johnny comin' up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! *holds out the order to Squidward* Up! *rings the bell*
Squidward Tentacles: *takes the plate* Thanks. *hands it to the trenchcoat customer* Here you go, sir. One Krabby Patty.
Trenchcoat Customer: *rummages through one of my pockets and pulls out my money* Keep the change. *hands it to Squidward*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, SpongeBob! Hey Squidward!
Lori Loud: Ah, beautiful morning!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *with a satisfied sigh* Another satisfied customer, wouldn't you say, guys?
Lori Loud: SpongeBob. Does this customer look familiar to you?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* Why would you say that?
Squidward Tentacles: That trenchcoat and fedora he's wearing make him look kinda suspicious…
Lincoln Loud: *scoffs* Oh, come now, Squidward! Every customer comes in all different appearances.
Scene cuts to a clown eating a Krabby Patty while honking his clown nose.
Squidward Tentacles: *shrugs* Eh. Good point.
Lori Loud: Finally.
Mr. Krabs: *scuttles into view* So, how's our business going, lads?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's excellent, as always!
Lincoln Loud: Yes!
Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs. I think that customer we served the Krabby Patty to looks familiar.
Mr. Krabs: *laughs* Oh, Mr. Squidward. I think you've been playing ye clarinet too many times now, there ain't nothing suspicious about a hungry costumer wearing a trenchcoat or fedora.
As the trenchcoat customer almost makes his way to the door, he falls backward to the ground where his hat comes off.
Lincoln Loud: *comes out of the kitchen and grabs the hat* Excuse me, sir. You forgot your- *gasps and drops the hat*
It's revealed that the trenchcoat customer is none other than…
All: from o.c. Plankton?!
Plankton: *crawls out from the trenchcoat* That's right! I'm here to steal your Krabby Patty formula!
Lord Master Lox: *walks to Plankton* Yeah!
Long pause.
Lincoln Loud: What a minute, how are you gonna do that this time?
Lord Master Lox: *completely stumped* ...I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.
Lori Loud: *facepalms* You were never going to make it this far anyways.
Mr. Krabs: *grins mischievously* Well, then, allow us to suggest your next move.
Plankton: *gets confused* Our next move?
Little Miss Sunshine: Oh, I hope Mr. Krabs has a good time down there.
Slide transition to Dillydale Bakery where the Dirty Bubble, who's wearing a chef's hat and apron, has finished baking his cake.
Little Miss Daredevil: Whoa...
Dirty Bubble: *to myself* Got to tread lightly so my cake doesn't fall. Luckily, I have no feet.
Suddenly, the doors slammed open to reveal Master Lox, Zuckerbrot, Plankton and Man Ray.
Lord Master Lox: Alright, Dirty Bubble!
At that moment, the Dirty Bubble's cake deflated, much to his dismay.
Dirty Bubble: My cake!
Plankton: *to Man Ray and Zuckerbrot* This place smells awful!
Lord Master Lox: That stinks!
Man Ray: I agree! And it's not just the Dirty Bubble we're talking about.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Oh yeah.
Dirty Bubble: You guys ruined my cake, and now you're saying my house smells bad?
Lord Master Lox, Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot, Plankton and Man Ray: *gets confused* Yes?
Mr. Messy: Alright, something messy!
Lord Master Lox: Why would I want to get him back in the game? Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to have my inator?
Dirty Bubble: *gets flattered* Thanks for saying so! It's meant to smell that way.
Plankton: Anyways... we're not here for compliments, we're here to get down to business.
Lord Master Lox: I don't know what you're talking about, Plankton.
Dirty Bubble: What business? The only business I'm running around is the bakery!
Man Ray: And the only business I ran around was the laundromat, but thanks to Plankton... *indicates Master Lox and Plankton* ...here!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Now our business is helping them steal the formula, and you're invited!
Dirty Bubble: But I was in the middle of baking my cake!
Lord Master Lox: Well, if we win, you'll bake the best victory cake for the one who made all this possible. *points to ourselves* Us!
Dirty Bubble: *gets skeptical* You sure?
Plankton: You know it to be true! You can make the cake from the Krabby Patty formula!
Dirty Bubble: *to Man Ray and Zuckerbrot* Is he serious?
Man Ray: Yup.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Yeah.
Lord Master Lox: Those villains are probably busy making the coolest new games. We better not bother them.
Little Miss Daredevil: *gets annoyed* Those guys are lazy anyway!
Dirty Bubble: Well... if you say so... *gets confident* Alright!
Plankton: *smiles sinisterly* Perfect... *laughs maniacally*
Little Miss Daredevil: So do I, challenging and powerful!
Lord Master Lox: Yep, you're a regular standing Stan! Now let's go!
Little Miss Daredevil: WAAHOO!
Slide transition to the Krusty Krab where the Krusty Krew is going about with their daily schedule.
Mr. Krabs: *counts the change in the cash register* 51, 52, 53…
Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Huh?!
Squidward has fallen asleep with a newspaper covering his face.
Lincoln Loud: I think he's fallen asleep.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *serves a Krabby Patty through the window* Order up!
Customer: *to Squidward* Uh, excuse me?
Squidward Tentacles: *wakes up; groggily* Eh?
Customer: That's my order. The one I asked for.
Squidward Tentacles: Uh, yeah, sure, whatever. *turns to SpongeBob* SpongeBob. I need a Krabby- *notices SpongeBob's already taken the order* Oh, right.
Squidward takes the order and gives it to the customer.
Customer: Thanks.
Mr. Krabs: *gives a satisfied sigh* It warms me wallet to see me customers eating out of me finest establishment.
Little Miss Daredevil: That's why I'm trying to tell ya!
Lisa Loud: The coast is clear now, I can have each Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And it sure warms my heart to see that they're enjoying the love I prepared in each Krabby Patty.
Squidward Tentacles: You know what would warm my heart? If we went home.
Lori Loud: We literally went home.
Mr. Krabs: But then, how will I get me money, Mr. Squidward and Miss Lori?
Suddenly, they heard the sound of their doors being slammed opened…
Plankton: *from o.c.* KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
Plankton: *leaps into view* KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
Lord Master Lox: MR. KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: MASTER LOX!
Long pause.
SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob!
Lincoln Loud: Lincoln!
Little Miss Daredevil: Miss Daredevil!
Lord Master Lox: What?!
Plankton: KRABS DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Little Miss Daredevil: You're trying to steal his formula, Plankton!
Plankton: Hey, I'm trying to steal your formula, Krabs!
Lord Master Lox: *to Miss Daredevil* Yeah! What are you doing here?! This is no time for messing around!
Mr. Krabs: I've noticed you got us into this.
Little Miss Daredevil: Hey, Master Lox and Plankton did something bad, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Little Miss Daredevil: Hey, Lincoln. I'm having a meeting with Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Lincoln enters his room once again and as he expected, it's gone. Lincoln marches out of his room to hear Lisa with one of her inventions. Lincoln then sees bun-bun in her room, being experimented on. He storms into Lisa's room.
Lincoln Loud: Lisa! Hand me back bun-bun!
Lisa Loud: No can do Lincoln, I need to see if this invention actually works!
Lincoln Loud: Not on bun-bun! Use something else!
Before Lincoln could snatch bun-bun back, the invention goes off and bun-bun is partially destroyed. Lincoln has had it. He can't hold in his anger anymore.
Lincoln Loud: ARE YOU SERIOUS! YOU JUST DESTROYED ONE OF MY PRIZED ITEMS! WHY COULDN'T YOU DO YOUR INVENTION ON SOMETHING ELSE!
Before Lincoln could let Lisa speak, he is grabbed from behind and is dragged out into the hall where the other sisters are waiting for him.
Lori Loud: HOW DARE YOU YELL AT LISA LIKE THAT!
Luan Loud: YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL!
Lincoln Loud: THE BIG DEAL IS THAT EVERYONE'S TAKING EVERYTHING FROM ME! LYNN TOOK THE TV FROM ME, LOLA AND LANA TOOK MY COMICS, LORI TOOK MY PHONE AND LISA JUST DESTROYED BUN-BUN!
After Lincoln said that, they all started attacking him. He manages to drag himself out of it and looks at his sisters in disbelief.
Lincoln Loud: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!
Lola Loud: YOU'RE ALWAYS IN OUR BUSINESS!
Lincoln Loud: What?
Lynn Loud Jr.: You're always trying to help out people when you're actually making it worse!
Luna Loud: When we were all fighting, you thought you were being smart by helping us out but you actually made things worse!
Lana Loud: And thanks to your big mouth, we started fighting again!
Lori Loud: When will you learn to behave?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Because when you think helping out is a smart thing, it's actually making a fool out of yourself!
Lola Loud: Everyone would be better off if you never bothered anyone again!
Lord Sisters: YEAH!
Lord Master Lox: SISTERS, TAKE CARE OF HIM!
Plankton: YEAH!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU SEE, ENOUGH WITH THE FIGHTING!
Mr. Messy: Now what?
Little Miss Daredevil: *to Loud sisters* Loud sisters, no fighting! *to other Heroes* Alright heroes, so we can work together as a team! We can get rid of villains, we can get home back to The Loud House!
Mr. Krabs: *scuttle towards Master Lox and Plankton* Haven't ye learn anything last time, Master Lox and Plankton? As long as I or me employees are around, you'll never get your teensy-weensy hands on me secret formuler!
Plankton: Oh, yeah? Well, you're gonna hand it over... or else!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: *gets confused* Or else... what?
Plankton: *grins evilly* I'm glad you asked. *whistles* Hey, where did Krabs go? Oh yeah!
Lord Master Lox: *growls* GET HIM!
Suddenly, Man Ray, Dirty Bubble and Zuckerbrot burst into the Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Man Ray?! Dirty Bubble?! Zuckerbrot?!
Man Ray: *cackles* That's right!
Lincoln Loud: *stammers* But we thought you three retired from villainy!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: True. But thanks to Master Lox and Plankton, we're back! And now, get ready to taste defeat!
Dirty Bubble: *simultaneously with Man Ray* Get ready to taste dirt!
Man Ray: *to Dirty Bubble* Again with the eating dirt thing?!
Dirty Bubble: I can't help it.
Lord Master Lox: What?!
Plankton: Dirty Bubble! *points to Mr. Krabs* Capture that crustacean!
Dirty Bubble: You got it, Mr. Plankton!
Lord Master Lox: *to Dirty Bubble and points to Mr. Krabs* Seize him!
Mr. Krabs: *slowly scuttles backwards* What in dear Neptune is going on here?!
Dirty Bubble: *floats closer to Mr. Krabs* There's nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide... except for inside my surface, you no-good crab!
And with that, the Dirty Bubble swallows up Mr. Krabs inside of him, much to the former's satisfaction.
Mr. Krabs: *struggles to poke his way out of the Dirty Bubble* What are you made of?!
Dirty Bubble: *laughs maniacally* Try, try as you might, you cheapskate crab! But your pathetic poking is no match for my awesome surface tension!
Mr. Krabs: Help! Someone! Get me outta here! Help! Please!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *leaps into action* Don't you worry, Mr. Krabs! Squidward and I-
Unfortunately, before SpongeBob and Lincoln could finish their sentence, Man Ray and Zuckerbrot's fist punch him and send him flying onto Squidward and Lori!
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs got trapped by Dirty Bubble.
Lori Loud: Guys, we have to save him.
Squidward Tentacles: *sarcastically* We'll save him, huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I tried my best!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton and Man Ray. Can you keep those imbeciles busy?
Plankton and Lord Master Lox: *heads on over to Mr. Krabs' office*
Plankton: I've got a secret formula safe to crack open.
Man Ray: Sure thing, boss.
Man Ray then pulls out the Aqua-Glove from behind himself as he puts it on his hand and activates it.
Lori Loud: I'll take care of you, Man Ray.
Squidward Tentacles: *sarcastically; not knowing what the glove is going to be used for* Oh, that is a nice glove. Where'd you get it, at the-
Man Ray: *zaps them into dust*
Squidward Tentacles: *gets electrified* CONVENIENT STORE?!
Lori Loud: *gets electrified* BOBBY BOO BOO BEAR?!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: SQUIDWARD AND LORI! NO!
Man Ray: *aims the weapon at SpongeBob and Lincoln* You're next.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *on our knees* No, please, Mr. Ray! Don't shoot!
Man Ray: *thinks for a moment* Alright, if you insist.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Really?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah?
Man Ray: *aims at SpongeBob and Lincoln again* NOPE! *also zaps them into dust!*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *in agony* Barnacles.
Lincoln Loud: *in agony* Dang it.
Man Ray: *pumps my fist in the air* Yes! Four down for the price of one!
Plankton: *comes back holding the Krabby Patty Secret Formula*
Lord Master Lox: Alrighty, boys. Our work here is done, let's return back to my evil lair!
Dirty Bubble: *gets confused* You mean the Chum Bucket and Master Lox Fortress?
Plankton: *gets annoyed* No my vacation home, of course the Chum Bucket, you ninnie!
Lord Master Lox: And my vacation home of my fortress!
Mr. Krabs: That formuler still ain't yours, Plankton!
Dirty Bubble: *shakes Mr. Krabs inside me* Be quiet, you old shell!
Plankton: You heard the bubble, Krabs!
Man Ray and Zuckerbrot then zaps the front doors to dust as they gestures Master Lox, Plankton and the Dirty Bubble to head out.
Man Ray and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: After you.
Lord Master Lox: Why, thank you, boys.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *heads out the front doors along with the Dirty Bubble, Man Ray and Zuckerbrot*
Scene cuts to SpongeBob, Squidward, Lincoln and Lori, who are four still burnt and blackened.
Squidward Tentacles: *in agony* You know, I wonder how life would be like if we didn't work at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys. If we don't work at the Krusty Krab, our lives will be terrible! We gotta save Mr. Krabs!
Squidward Tentacles: Uh, in case if you haven't notice, SpongeBob. We've been fried to bits.
Lincoln Loud: Oh. Right. So we gotta put ourselves back together, get help, then save him.
Lori Loud: But Lincoln. How do you expect the four of us to save Mr. Krabs if Master Lox and Plankton's got three supervillains as their henchmen?
Lincoln Loud: Like I said, we'll get some help from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Squidward Tentacles: How can we do that if they're not here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *realizes* Oh, yeah…
However, a lightbulb shined above SpongeBob and Lincoln's head as they have another idea.
Lori Loud: Huh? How did this get here?
Little Miss Sunshine: My goodness, that instantly appear.
Little Miss Daredevil: *walks to them*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Miss- Miss- Miss- Miss Daredevil!
Lincoln Loud: Miss Sunshine, Miss Daredevil, what are you guys doing here?
Little Miss Daredevil: We came here to build a rocket ship.
Mr. Stubborn: This world is not merging. It's just gotten an upgrade.
Mr. Rude: *gets annoyed* And you wonder why no one likes to hang with him too much.
Lincoln Loud: I hope so.
Little Miss Sunshine: If you say so.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay, we're going to outer space with our best friends!
Little Miss Daredevil: If you dare!
Scene cuts to Patrick's rock.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *from o.c.* Patrick. Patrick. Wake up.
Inside, SpongeBob and Lincoln are seen trying to wake up the sleeping Patrick while Squidward, 6 Loud sisters, Mr. Happy, Miss Sunshine, Mr. Bump and Miss Daredevil just watch.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick. Wake up. Patrick! Patrick? Patrick. Please, please get up!
Squidward Tentacles: Have you tried this? *clears throat; cups a tentacle to my mouth* Free ice cream.
Patrick Star: *wakes up* Free ice cream?!
Leni Loud: Yay, mall!
Lori Loud: *gets dryly* Works every time.
Patrick Star: *looks around* Where's the ice cream at?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, actually, Pat. There is no ice cream... *grabs Patrick by the shoulders* ...but we do have a serious emergency!
Patrick Star: Emergency?!
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox and Plankton have recruited Man Ray, Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot and the Dirty Bubble out of retirement, and now they've got Mr. Krabs hostage!
Leni Loud: Man Ray, Zuckerbrot and Dirty Bubble came out of retirement?!
Luna Loud: Yeah, dude!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *nods* Yes! And now we have to bring Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of retirement to save Mr. Krabs!
Squidward Tentacles: *gets skeptical* And how do you suppose we do that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Luckily, I know a certain squirrel who can help us in this situation…
Little Miss Daredevil: There's no time to waste. Heroes, let's head to the rocket ship.
Slide transition to Miss Daredevil's rocket ship where the three neighbors, in their water helmets, have finished explaining everything to the former.
Sandy Cheeks: So you're saying that the one-eyed pickle brought three villains out of retirement and kidnapped your boss?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, and we need your help to get Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of retirement! *falls to my knees with my hands folded* Please, Sandy! Will you help us?
Sandy Cheeks: Of course I'll help you, silly!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You will?
Sandy Cheeks: Yup! Now, where are your heroes?
SpongeBob SquarePants: They're still at Shady Shoals.
Sandy Cheeks: Well, then let's go round them up!
Yellow Rectangle: But the rocket up is upside down.
The rocket ship gets destroyed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no, the rocket ship, it's destroyed!
Little Miss Daredevil: *cries* Guys, I built my rocket upside down and it was destroyed! I'm a failure! This is all my fault!
Yellow Rectangle: Miss Daredevil, it was my fault too! You're not a failure!
Red Rectangle: I agree!
Time card reading: "Meanwhile…"
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
Transition to them in their seats at the desk.
Mermaid Man: *with a pencil and notepad* So, it's agreed. We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives.
Chief: *being broadcasted through the special underwater screen* Super Acquaintances. We need your help.
Lincoln Loud: This is the Ace Savvy comic book ever!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Holy halibut! It's the chief!
Chief: Thank you again for the introduction, Quickster. But we already know who I am! More importantly, we've found information on the whereabouts of E.V.I.L.
Patrick Star: Then whose abouts of what?
Sandy Cheeks: You just tell us where they are, Chief. And we'll hog-tie 'em faster than you can say "Salsa Verde."
Little Miss Daredevil: You can tell us where they are, Chief?
Chief: Our sources last found E.V.I.L. with Plankton at the Chum Bucket, where they have the Krabby Patty formula and Mr. Krabs hostage.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Flopping flounder, Mermaid Man. The Chum Bucket!
Mermaid Man: Those fiends! Insulting the good Krabby Krust name!
Barnacle Boy: First off, Mermaid Man, it's Krusty Krab, and second, I agree!
Squidward Tentacles: *to Barnacle Boy* Sheesh. I don't know how it feels to be you.
Lori Loud: Yeah!
Mr. Bump: Oh, why ever are we going to save Mr. Krabs?!
Mermaid Man: To the Chum Bucket! *chair falls backwards and lands on the floor* Away!
Leni Loud: Does this mean we're not getting pizza?
Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs is trapped inside the Dirty Bubble.
Mr. Krabs: No, please! I didn't do anything!
Lord Master Lox: Good bye, Mr. Krabs! Open your mouth Dirty Bubble *aims Mr. Krabs with inator*
Plankton: *to the viewers* Huh?!
Other heroes: *offscreen, bursts Dirty Bubble*
Mr. Krabs: offscreen, steals and destroys his inator to fake inator*
Lord Master Lox: *growls*
Mr. Krabs: Too slow, arg arg arg arg! *runs away*
Lord Master Lox: *gasps and my fake inator gets destroyed* My inator, it's destroyed! Curse you, Mr. Krabs!
Plankton, Man Ray and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: What?!
Lord Master Lox: This is all a trick! Henchmens, seize him!
Henchmens and other villains: *starts chasing Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: *screams and runs*
Plankton: *laughs* You can't get away, Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: *screams and keeps running*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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