Kick-Ass 2

Kick-Ass 2 is the third film in the Kick-Ass (film series) and set in the Millarworld. 
==Cast==
Paul Butcher as Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass
Allissa Skovbye as Mindy McCready/Hit-Girl
Graham Phillips as Chris Genovese/The Motherfucker
Blair Underwood as Detective Marcus Williams
Christopher Meloni as Sal Bertolinni/Colonel Stars
Joaquin Phoenix as Lieutenant Stripes 
Timothy Olyphant as Jimmy Lizewski 
Myles Jeffrey as Marty Eisenberg/Battle Guy
Zach Mills as Todd Haynes/Ass-Kicker 
Rasa von Werder as Mother Russia
Ned Bellamy as Detective Vic Gigante 
Damon Wayans as Doctor Gravity
Eva Mendes as Night-Bitch
Michael Cera as Insect-Man
Josh Duhamel as Tommy's father/Remembering Tommy 
Elisha Cuthbert as Tommy's mother/Remembering Tommy 
Charlize Theron as Kathleen Williams 
Kevin Smith as Fuck-Knuckle 
Joe Manganiello as Luigi 
Taye Diggs as Death Face 1
Robert Ri'chard as Death Face 2 
Taraji P. Henson as Moon-Bird 
Danielle Campbell as Katie Deauxma 
Peter Shinkoda as Jimmy Kim 
Eric Winter as The All-Seeing Eye
Justin Chatwin as Long Island Rocket-Man 
Chase Crawford as The Enforcer
Will Peltz as Brain Freeze
Tyler James Willaims as Beat Up 
Moses Storm as Galaxicon 
Thomas Mann as The Kill Shot
Trevor Jackson as Hooded Puncher 
John Romita Jr. as Mr. Deauxma 
Levi Miller as Tommy 
David Duchovny as Detective Tom
Grey Damon as Detective Jackie
Chance Kelly as Officer Tim 
Jamie Kennedy as Officer Bracco
==Plot==
Mindy continues training Dave, with her dodging all of his punches as she lands a few blows on him before tossing him into a stack of metal chairs. Dave then starts complaining that he's been coming here for 3 weeks and does nothing but get beat up and threatens to quit, but Mindy tells him that learning to fight isn't easy and then says that if her father was training him, he would punish him for whining. Dave then complains that his ribs hurt. Mindy then tells him that she's only beating him because she thinks he has potential. Dave then says that the next logical step after this would be to form a real super-team. Mindy then tells him to stop complaining and gives him a 2 minute water break before he has to fight 3 huge, mentally-disabled men, much to Dave's shock and horror as 3 huge men walk in. Dave then grabs his batons and and starts fighting them while Mindy watches. Outside the YMCA, Mindy's stepdad, Detective Marcus Williams sits outside in his police car, complaining about what he's going to do with her. Later, when Mindy comes home off of the bus, she finds Marcus raking leaves in the front yard as he asks her about her day. Mindy though lies and tells him about how she had a grumpy substitute teacher. Marcus then asks her about her training with Kick-Ass all day, but Mindy lies and says that she hasn't seen Kick-Ass in months. Marcus though reminds her that he's a detective and he knows about the super-team they're trying to put together. Marcus then heads inside and goes up to her room while Mindy tries to tell him that she hasn't touched a weapon in months. Marcus though goes into her room and reveals her hidden weapons stash. Mindy then asks if she's grounded, which Marcus says she is, but then says that he's not angry at her, since her father raised her so unusually, which is why having a normal life is difficult for her. He then tells her to lose touch with all of the other superheroes she's met online because they're crazy. Mindy then asks him if he's going to tell her mom. Marcus though says that he isn't, but he wants her to promise to not wear anymore masks, or have anymore guns or do anymore secret training, which Mindy promises to do. As they hug, Marcus then tells her that her return put her mom back together and if she lost her now, it would destroy her. In a flashback, it shows Mindy knocking on her parents' front door to return home, while Dave watches from behind a tree as Dave narrates how Marcus was a good guy and has been looking for Mindy since her father disappeared and he knew who she was when she returned. He then narrates how his wife, Mindy's mom, had a mental breakdown when Mindy was gone and Mindy's secret identity as Hit-Girl remained a secret between Mindy and Marcus, since all parents want their kids to be normal and that learning to blend in is more of a survival skill. In a flashforward, it shows Dave sitting by Katie's hospital bed as he narrates how if he was normal, then his love wouldn't be brain damaged. In another flashforward, it shows Dave's house exploding in front of him as Dave narrates how if he was normal, his secret identity would never have been exposed or his house wouldn't blow up when he wasn't home. In another flashforward, it shows Motherfucker and his team, the Toxic Mega-Cunts facing Kick-Ass and his team at Times Square as Dave narrates how the big fight between Red Mist and his team never would've happened. As one of the villains punches him, Dave then narrates how he's gotten ahead of himself and for him to tell the story from where they left off. In Dave's apartment, it shows him and his dad watching TV and eating chili, where Dave narrates how his father got dumped by his girlfriend and they went back to their routine and how chili was the only thing his dad knew how to cook after his mom died. It then shows Dave in a prayer group, being laughed at by his friends, a woman walking past his building with Dave watching, and a group of girls walking away from Dave as he narrates how he joined a prayer group to meet a girl, getting laughed at by a girl after he asked her to a movie, and became obsessed with a woman in high heels who walks past his building every morning. It then shows Dave staring at Katie in class as Dave narrates how Katie was always his love, even though she hated him and he blew it with her and rejected him every time. One day, Dave gets off the subway with his friends, Todd and Marty, where Marty tells him that she hates him because he pretended to be gay. Dave though says that he knows he was wrong but wants to make it right if she would only give him a chance. As they walk home, Todd then says that he saw Spiderman on TV last night and found Aunt May's nightgown scene hot, causing Marty to mock him because she's old. That night, as Dave puts on his Kick-Ass costume, he narrates how he read some articles from psychologists about why people dressed up as superheroes, due to loneliness, craziness, or obsessed with comics, which Dave is all true. As he rides the subway in his Kick-Ass costume, he narrates why these psychologists didn't chase their dreams, how many people settled for boring jobs. As he leaves the subway tunnel, he narrates that while people were playing Mafia Wars, they were taking down the actual mafia and he knows it isn't normal, but he doesn't care, since life should be awesome. He then meets up with another superhero, Doctor Gravity on the street, who tells him that he's a physics professor at Columbia University and created his own weapon, the Gravity Pole in his spare time to help fight crime. He then says that the pole can make things 20x its weight or reverse it with a push of a button. Dave then asks if it can actually do that, but Doctor Gravity says it's just a baseball bat wrapped in tinfoil and that a gravity pole would be impossible to make. He then says that he's actually an English major, but he likes the superhero thing because you can be who you want to be. They then walk into a convenience store to buy some drinks. As they continue walking the streets, Doctor Gravity asks Kick-Ass if he's ever done any team-ups. Dave says he's done a few and he likes going out with someone, since it's better than just walking around alone. Doctor Gravity then says that some friends on Facebook are starting a superhero team and they look pretty hardcore from their profile pics. Dave then says that he started doing this so he could form his own Justice League. A group of thugs then walk up to them, causing Doctor Gravity to become worried, but Kick-Ass tells him to give them the benefit of the doubt. The man then says that someone took his wallet and then attacks him with a pipe, but Dave fights them off and manages to defeat them alone. Doctor Gravity then asks if he needs help, but Dave says that he's been getting better at this. He then continues beating the thugs while a crowd of people surround them and watch. Then, more thugs run towards them, so Dave tells Doctor Gravity to run and they run off. As the thugs chase after them, Doctor Gravity asks if they should call the cops, but Dave says that he can't since he promised he wouldn't call them for a week. Dave then tells him to meet up on another street as they both run down different streets, causing traffic and a mass panic among the people. As he hides in an alleyway, Dave narrates that this all happened while Red Mist was traveling Eastern Europe, forming a supervillain team on Twitter for his master plan. He then sits on a dumpster and narrates how things were good in New York, especially after he and Mindy took down the Cosa Nostra gang, while fantasizing about the super-team. He then starts texting Mindy while he waits, telling her that she should come down and join him. Mindy though texts back that she can't join and she isn't even supposed to be talking to him anymore. Dave though texts that she can't just give it up after everything they've accomplished and she has to join because she's always wanted a team. Mindy though texts back that she can't and he doesn't understand. She then turns out to be at a birthday party with her mom and Marcus, where she texts that she made a promise and she must keep it and then tells him to stop texting her. Kathleen then asks Mindy if she's ok. Marcus then watches her as she puts her phone away and says everything is fine. Kathleen then says that Debbie's cutting her cake and she doesn't want to miss photos. As Kick-Ass continues waiting, he complains that it's late and checks the time on his phone as he complains that he's gonna feel dumb if they were lying to him. Suddenly, the backdoor to the bar activates a secret elevator that takes him underground, where he meets Doctor Gravity, who activated the elevator. He then tells him that this is how beer gets delivered and how it can keep out any intruders, but Dave is excited that they have an underground lair. Doctor Gravity then leads him into the back, where he meets the rest of the Justice Forever team, which Dave says is the coolest thing ever. Colonel Stars then welcomes him to the Justice Forever.
In a flashback, a man tells his son, Tommy to stay outside with the dog while he goes into the convenience store. He then tells Tommy that since the dog cost a lot of money, if they lose it, they're in trouble and that's why he doesn't want the dog to run away. Tommy though asks what to do if the dog needs to urinate, but his dad tells him to just keep him out of traffic and don't let anyone walk him or steal him, which Tommy promises won't happen. Tommy's father then goes in the store, leaving Tommy with the dog. Inside, Tommy's father complains about how the dog costs more than his car and that his wife wanted a pure-bred and then buys some candy for Tommy. When he comes out of the store with the groceries, he's shocked to find that Tommy is gone, but the dog is still there, causing him to drop the groceries. In the present, at Justice Forever HQ, Tommy's father, now called Remembering Tommy, along with his wife, tells everyone that Tommy was captured 7 years ago and they tried having the cops, the newspapers, even making a website for info about Tommy. Tommy's mother then says that they got nothing and they never saw Tommy again. She then says that she came up with the name, "Remembering Tommy" and that she and her husband are doing this 3 nights a week. Tommy's father then says that Colonel Stars and Lieutenant Stripes found out about them online and offered them to join their "super-team." Kick-Ass then apologizes for their loss, while Colonel Stars tells everyone else to introduce themselves. A superhero named Night Bitch then says that she became a hero after her sister was murdered and found in a dumpster and that she's doing this, not to bring her back, but to do something positive. Insect Man then says that he's a cop who got tired of the "system" and that being a superhero lets him do things he can't as a cop. A superhero, Battle Guy then says that he became a hero after his parents were killed on their way home from the opera and then made him watch as the crook cooked them and ate them. He then says that the crook then spent his dad's credit card on pay-per-view porn. Doctor Gravity then angrily says that he hopes he gets to meet this guy. Kick-Ass though recognizes his voice and asks him if he's Marty. He then says that he recognized his voice, but Battle Guy denies it. Kick-Ass then takes off his mask and reveals his identity, causing Battle Guy to take his mask off and reveal himself to be Marty, who asks Dave why he's dressed like Kick-Ass. Dave though tells him that he's been doing this for over a year after his dad started working the night shift. Lieutenant Stripes then asks if they know each other. Dave then says that they've been friends since they were 5 and that Marty's parents aren't dead, since he just saw his mom at the grocery store this morning, much to everyone's shock. Colonel Stars then tells Marty to tell them the truth, but Marty says that he doesn't want to sound like a retard and then says that when he saw that they were trading awesome origin stories and even reveals that Colonel Stars and Lieutenant Stripes used to be in the mafia and then says that he thought they wouldn't let him join if he didn't have a cool story as well. Colonel Stars though tells him that he joined to help the neighborhood, which is all that matters. He then says that they protect people when the system fails and catch the crooks that the cops let get away. He then says that the computers are for tracking down any criminals on the loose and the clippings on the wall are all about the crooks they're going to go visit. He then leads everyone into the back room, which has a huge conference table, which Colonel Stars says is their trophy room, full of souvenirs from their adventures, like Batman's Batcave or Superman's Fortress of Solitude. He then says that this is just the beginning and they only need a few good men to make a difference. Dave then agrees to join, which Colonel Stars says would be an honor. He then says that they'll get coffee and discuss their mission. Dave then narrates how this would be the Justice League would be like in real life, with guys in costumes and made-up names, learning secret handshakes, swapping alter egos, swearing oaths by candlelight, and drawing up battle plans. He then narrates how the heroes in comics have billion-dollar headquarters and bases, but this is the reality, with their names drawn on their chairs and painting their logo on the table and collecting cash for coffee and snacks. At school, Dave and Marty walk down the hallway, smiling as Dave narrates how he was in the only super-team in New York and the real-life version of their comic book idols. Marty then asks Dave if he's wearing his costume, which Dave says he is. Marty then says that it's hot, but Dave says that it's worth it. Marty then says that he still can't believe Dave's Kick-Ass, but then says that he wasn't the first, much to Dave's confusion. Marty then asks if Red Mist was the first superhero, but Dave says that he was, since he was months ahead of him and Red Mist is now a villain. A goth kid then bumps into Dave, causing him to drop his papers, with the goth kid telling him to watch where he's going. Marty then helps him as he tells him that that kid is one of those goth guys that signed up for Red Mist's super villain team over Twitter. He then says that Red Mist wants everyone to stay out of trouble until he returns and then they'll destroy the city. As they talk, Mindy watches them from the cafeteria. Marty then says that they're not gonna do anything, since it's just a fad and they're all just wannabes. Mindy's friend then asks her if she was listening, but Mindy says that she heard her talk about Glee, while she keeps watching them. Dave then narrates that he feels bad for Mindy, since she's been planning to form a super-team since she was 5, but now her step-dad is keeping her from texting them. At his house, Dave goes to sleep on the couch, with Dave narrating that his dad is now worried about him falling asleep after dinner. Dave though assures him that he's tired from school. Jimmy though says that their neighbor, Mrs. Neipert hears him sneaking out at night, but Dave tells him that Mrs. Neipert is crazy. Jimmy then asks Dave if he's doing drugs, much to Dave's dismay. Jimmy though says that he's his little buddy and that seeing him grow up scares him and then makes him promise that he's not doing anything that will disappoint him, which Dave promises. Jimmy then says that he'd know he wouldn't do anything dumb. An hour later, Dave, as Kick-Ass, stands on a rooftop and screams, "JUSTICE FOREVER!" Battle Guy then says that he's glad he got that out of his system and then says that they're supposed to meet the others at the corner. Kick-Ass though says that they can't, since there are tons of people down there and if they see them in their costumes, they'll be posing for photos for hours. Battle Guy then says that Colonel Stars is a bad-ass, causing Kick-Ass to ask how he went from being in the mafia to a superhero. Battle Guy though says that he and Lieutenant Stripes are born-again Christians and left the mafia after they found God and use their skills to fight bad guys and redeem themselves. Kick-Ass then says that he hopes they're fit enough, since he heard Colonel Stars coughing and asks if he thinks they can handle this. They then spot Colonel Stars, Lieutenant Stripes, Insect Man, Night-Bitch and Sofia, the dog, arrive in a van. Kick-Ass and Battle Guy then climb down to join them as Colonel Stars asks if they're ready. Kick-Ass though asks where the others are, but Night-Bitch says that Doctor Gravity has an exam in the morning and Remembering Tommy couldn't get off work. She then says that they run a dried fruit store upstate and they messed up a huge order. Colonel Stars though says that they should be enough, while Battle Guy asks how these goons made money. Colonel Stars though says that they made their money through prostitution, with young girls that they ship from small villages and the cops just ignore them. Kick-Ass then asks how they know they're here, but Colonel Stars says that they play poker every Thursday with the same 6 gangsters each week, much to everyone's shock. Colonel Stars though says that he used to "eat punks like this for breakfast" when he was in the mafia and then knocks on the door, causing someone inside to ask who it is. Colonel Stars then tells them that they shouldn't swear too much because they need to set an example. Battle Guy then asks if they're going up against 6 gangsters. The bouncer then answers the door, where Colonel Stars asks to talk to Jimmy Kim. The bouncer though threatens him to leave, while Colonel Stars asks why people have to curse so much. He then punches the bouncer in the throat, knocking him unconscious as Lieutenant Stripes hands him his weapons. Colonel Stars then orders Lieutenant Stripes to stay behind him and orders the others to take out the rest of the gangsters. As they play poker, Colonel Stars smashes their table as he, Lieutenant Stripes, and Kick-Ass attacks the gangsters. As they continue beating the gangsters, Night-Bitch attacks Jimmy Kim and shoves her staff in his mouth. Jimmy then demands to know who are they, but Colonel Stars replies, the "Neighborhood Watch." Lieutenant Stripes then orders Sofia into the room, as Sofia charges toward Jimmy and bites him in the crotch, much to Jimmy's horror. Colonel Stars then tells Jimmy that they need to talk.
In Jimmy Kim's restaurant, Sofia continues chomping on Jimmy's testicles, where Jimmy tells them about the money and begs them to leave him alone. Colonel Stars though is disgusted that he thinks he can buy them off, while Lieutenant Stripes says that they came to send a message to other scumbags in the neighborhood. Colonel Stars then aims a gun at Jimmy, who begs that he has a heart condition, but Colonel Stars though orders him to tell them where the young girls are. Jimmy then says that they're upstairs in his apartment, but then begs them to not hurt his younger brother. Colonel Stars then orders Kick-Ass to go upstairs as he, Battle Guy, and Night-Bitch head upstairs and burst into their apartment, where they find Jimmy's younger brother, who begs them to not hurt him. They then find the young girls and Kick-Ass and Battle Guy then attack the younger brother, while Night-Bitch leads the young girls downstairs. One of the girls though says that they don't understand since they don't know English well. Night-Bitch then says that there's a woman downstairs from a support group that'll take them to a safe house, but the girls say they don't have any money. Night-Bitch then asks Insect Man how much money they collected, which is over $50,000 as Insect Man gives the girls the bag of money. Outside, as a woman leads the girls into a car, one of the girls thanks Night-Bitch. Inside, Colonel Stars continues interrogating Jimmy Kim, who admits that he brought the girls from South Korea and promised them work at his restaurant, then he beats them and makes them work as prostitutes. Lieutenant Stripes then asks if it's true he likes to "break them in" himself. Jimmy though continues screaming as Sofia bites his balls. Colonel Stars then says that if they hear anything from this place again, they'll burn it down as Sofia lets go of Jimmy's crotch. As they leave, Kick-Ass is excited while Colonel Stars compliments his team. Kick-Ass then asks if they were really going to shoot him, but Lieutenant Stripes admits that the gun is empty, which he and Colonel Stars use to intimidate the bad guys. As they drive off in their van, Dave narrates how the Colonel was the most inspiring guy he met as he taught him that being a superhero isn't just about beating bad guys. Later, the Justice Forever team work at a soup kitchen, giving out blankets and soup. Dave then narrates that beating bad guys is still important, but sometimes they can be heroes by just working at the local soup kitchen to help the homeless. Later, the team hands out missing fliers to people passing by, where Dave narrates that they handed out leaflets of missing people and even gave blood sometimes. Later, the Justice Forever walks down the street with new members, where Dave narrates how there wasn't a lot of crime fighting most nights and there was usually crimes happening miles away as the comics were wrong that there wasn't crime everywhere as they did lots of street patrols. He then narrates how several heroes were begging to join, including the Long Island Rocket-Man, who had a jetpack made of balsa wood, the All-Seeing Eye, who couldn't stay out of the newspapers, a hero in Chelsea named Moon-Bird who had taser and mace and helped drunk girls get home, and the Enforcer, who was a social activist that worked mainly on the transit system. The entire team then walks down the street while Dave narrates that after a month, they had 12 members and were applauded by walking down the street as people filmed them and how the nights were never the same. Dave then narrates how it seemed unfair to not get Todd involved. In Todd's room, Battle Guy criticizes Todd's costume, which Todd thinks is awesome, but Battle Guy criticizes his "gimp" costume, while Kick-Ass complains about his possible names, which are all just ripoffs of Dave's name, which he and Marty complain about. Todd then decides to go by "Ass-Kicker." Dave then narrates how he only wanted Mindy to join. At school, Dave tells Mindy about a meeting tonight, but Mindy tells him to stop asking her to join since she's not allowed. Dave though says that she can just sneak out when her parents go to sleep, but Mindy angrily tells him she made a promise to not get involved and if her mom finds out, she could end up in a mental hospital. As they walk outside, Mindy tells Dave to leave her alone. She then walks over to Marcus waiting for her in his car. Marcus then orders Mindy to get in the car as he glares at Dave. Marty and Todd then tell him to let Mindy go since it makes him look like a pedophile. As he walks to his apartment and unlocks the front door, Dave narrates how he doesn't remember what he did, most likely masturbating to Katie's Facebook photos. As he walks upstairs, he narrates how he sometimes uses swimsuit websites or a Halloween website. As he goes into his apartment, he narrates that this is what happens when they decide to friend him. Dave then calls for his dad. When he goes into his room, he keeps calling for his dad, but finds Jimmy in his room with his Kick-Ass costume. Jimmy then angrily confronts him and asks if this is what he's been doing, but Dave asks why he's in his room and going through his stuff. Jimmy though says that he was looking for drugs because he was worried about him. Dave though lies and says he just made the costume, but Jimmy angrily yells at him to not lie to him since he found all of his gear and the newspaper clippings hidden in his comics. Jimmy then says that this is perverted and asks Dave what he got involved in. Dave though says that they're superheroes, who wear costumes under their clothes and help people. Dave then grabs his costume and says that he's proud of what he does and isn't ashamed. He then storms out of his room, shoves his costume in his backpack and heads for the door, while Jimmy yells at him that he's lost his mind. Dave though asks how since it's better than sitting at home watching TV and doesn't want to end up like him. Jimmy asks what that means, but Dave says he knows and then leaves, causing Jimmy to yell at him that they're not done talking. He then runs outside as Dave leaves the building and says that he's done. Dave then runs down the street, leaving an upset Jimmy at his apartment. At Justice Forever HQ, Colonel Stars puts a new top on the conference table that he bought. He then puts the top on, which has the Justice Forever logo, and asks Sofia what she thinks of it. Suddenly, he hears footsteps inside as Sofia lies dead on the ground. He turns around and finds Mother Russia and her goons, Luigi and the Death Faces. Mother Russia then says that the dog is dead. Colonel Stars though aims a gun at her and yells at her to leave, but Mother Russia just shoots him in the stomach. She then says that he won't do that since he's a superhero and then turns to her boss, Red Mist, now known as the Motherfucker, who introduces his team, the Toxic Mega-Cunts. He then tells Colonel Stars that he remembers him from the old days and that he used to be Sal Bertolinni and that he and his brother did some jobs for his dad before they became born-again, while Colonel Stars continues bleeding on the ground. Motherfucker then mocks Colonel Stars if he thought this is how he'd die, dressed like an idiot surrounded by comic book merchandise. Colonel Stars though asks who he is, but Red Mist says that he used to be Red Mist and is here to send a message to his father's killers. He then says that he had a plan to travel around the world and learn what he needed to, but then realized he could just pay people to fight for him. He then introduces Mother Russia, who used to be a bodyguard for Putin. He then orders the others to trash the hideout, while Colonel Stars watches in horror. Motherfucker then mocks him about his souvenir trophy shelf and calls him pathetic as he smashes him in the face with a keyboard. While Luigi and one of the Death Faces pisses on everything, Fuck-Knuckle gives Motherfucker a spray paint can and asks if he's gonna write Red Mist on the walls. Motherfucker though says that Red Mist was his superhero name, the old him and now wants to spray paint his villain name. When Mother Russia asks about Colonel Stars, Motherfucker says that he wants to do something "funny" with him. 24 hours later, Detective Vic Gigante and the police arrive at the Justice Forever HQ and finds Colonel Stars' bloody corpse, wearing Sofia's decapitated head as a mask, with the words, "Red Mist is Dead, Long Live the Motherfucker" spray-painted on the walls, much to Vic's horror as he orders his men to get the body out of here. At Mindy's house, Mindy angrily watches the news report about Colonel Stars' death.
Mindy, age 11 3/4, writes in her journal, where she went for horse-riding lessons with her mom and Marcus, then went to see a cartoon movie that she says is "very formulaic and completely uninspired." She then writes that on Wednesday, 2 girls from school came over, but they didn't include her in their chats about popstars and movie stars and was working on her laptop while the girls whisper and play with her dolls. On Thursday, Mindy writes that things got interesting again. As she watches the news report about Colonel Stars' death, until Marcus walks in and asks what she's doing. Mindy though tells her that it's the day they've been waiting for, Red Mist is back. Mindy then says that they need to hunt him down and make him pay and send a message to his followers to not mess with New York's superheroes. Marcus then tells her that he knows she thinks this kind of talking is normal, but then reminds her to never say stuff like that and is forbidden from being Hit-Girl again. Mindy though says that they decapitated a man and then asks who's gonna stop him, certainly not Kick-Ass and his new gang of wannabes. Marcus though says that she's only 11 and then asks her what makes her think this is her responsibility. He then tells her that the cops will handle this and that she needs to finish her homework. He then orders her to turn off the TV and go to her room, since her mother gets upset when there's bad things on TV. Mindy hesitates, but she eventually obeys Marcus. She storms off to her room and slams the door. She then looks in the mirror and sees Hit-Girl as her reflection, where she asks why her dad made her so obedient. The next day, while the Justice Forever team searches for a new hideout, Kick-Ass walks down the street with Battle Guy and Ass-Kicker. Battle Guy then asks him if his dad is still mad at him, but Kick-Ass just says that they just walk around the apartment in silence. As they enter a coffee shop, Ass-Kicker says that he can't believe his dad found his costume, but Kick-Ass just says that he's being a jerk and that he's an adult and should be allowed to dress up like a superhero if he wants. As they enter, the cashier tells them that the others are in the back and tells them to not disturb the other customers. As they walk, Battle Guy tells him that his dad is just worried about him and that his mom wouldn't let him leave if she knew about him being a superhero. They then walk over to a table, where Remembering Tommy, Moon-Bird, Doctor Gravity, Insect Man and All-Seeing Eye are sitting, where Tommy's mother tells them they're signing a card for Lieutenant Stripes and they can buy some roses for $5, which they agree to do. Kick-Ass then asks how he's doing, saying that he texted him but he never replied. Tommy's father then says that he talked to him last night and could barely talk, but appreciated their messages and flowers, but he has some family stuff to work out for the funeral tomorrow. Moon-Bird then says that she feels bad for him, to have his brother killed like that. Kick-Ass then tells them that Red Mist changed his Twitter name to the Motherfucker, which he thinks is pathetic, but Insect Man thinks is accurate. Doctor Gravity then asks what they're going to do and if they're going to organize a fight. He then says that some guys online said they'll help if they want. Tommy's mother though says that they're not going to have some "rumble" at Central Park. She then says that they formed this group to help people, not become a gang, which Tommy's father agrees with and says they should let the cops handle this while they keep doing what they're doing. Kick-Ass then reads that the villains say, "this is just the beginning" and suggests that they travel in pairs. On the other side of town, Motherfucker and the Toxic Mega-Cunts arrive at a neighborhood, where they ask if this is the place, but Luigi says that he can't tell since all the houses look the same. Motherfucker then says that he forget his contacts and can't see the numbers. Fuck-Knuckle then tells him about Kick-Ass's tweet, where he says that he's looking forward to kicking his ass again. Motherfucker though says that he's just cocky and then says that he won't be laughing after they mess with his "girlfriend." Motherfucker then asks some kids if they know where Katie Deauxma lives. The kids point to her house and then ask if they're superheroes. They then ask if Katie's a superhero, but Motherfucker replies that she just "fucks superheroes," which is why they're gonna hurt her. He then pulls his gun out and shoots the kids in their faces, killing them, much to everyone, except Mother Russia's horror, but Motherfucker just brushes it off and then orders them to destroy the neighborhood while he goes to find his girlfriend. His teammates then start shooting and killing everyone that rushes out of their homes while Motherfucker calls out to Katie, telling her he's coming for her. Fuck-Knuckle then kicks down Katie's door, where he comments that she's prettier in person as he, Motherfucker, and Death Face 1 enter the house. Katie's dad orders Katie to go upstairs while he handles this, but Motherfucker jokes that dads aren't bulletproof as Fuck-Knuckle shoots him in the face, killing him, much to Katie's horror. Katie then runs up the stairs, but Fuck-Knuckle grabs her ankle and tells her that they're sending a message to her boyfriend, Kick-Ass. Katie though says that she doesn't even know Kick-Ass. Motherfucker though tells her that he told him everything when they were torturing him, but Katie cries that they've got the wrong person. Motherfucker then punches her in the face and tells her she's "done banging superheroes." He then unzips his pants and tells her that it's "time to see what evil dick tastes like." Outside, Mother Russia, Luigi, and Death Face 2 stand guard as the police show up, where Death Face 2 asks what they should do. Luigi though tells him to leave it to Mother Russia, since she needs to have some "exercise." As Mother Russia takes out her machine gun, Death Face 2 asks her how much she's getting paid, Luigi tells him that she's getting paid $50,000 a week plus expenses. As the cops pull up, they quickly become terrified of Mother Russia as she fires her machine gun at them, killing them. As the other cops get out of their vehicles, one of them radios for backup. Mother Russia then fires her machine gun at them, killing most of them. As the 2 remaining cops ready their weapons, they try to remain on guard as they check on the other cops. Suddenly, Mother Russia appears from behind and shoots them both in the face, killing them. As 2 remaining cops hide behind their car doors, Mother Russia shoots them in the legs. She then starts crawling under the car and shoots them, killing them. 2 more cops desperately try to call for backup and tells them that 8 officers are down. Mother Russia then hops on top of their car and tells them to make it ten as she opens fire on them, killing them. In Katie's bedroom, Fuck-Knuckle and Death Face 1 zip up their pants, leaving Katie bleeding on the ground as Fuck-Knuckle insists that they went too far this time. Motherfucker though says that they need to leave before the cops show up. They then walk outside and see the destruction that Mother Russia caused, causing Fuck-Knuckle to ask where he found her. Motherfucker though says that she was the head of security for the Russian prime minister until she got drunk one night and killed all of the bodyguards who accused her of cheating at cards. Fuck-Knuckle then says that he can't wait to see what she does to Hit-Girl, but Motherfucker says that he blames both her and Kick-Ass for killing his dad. An hour later, at the police station, the whole department watches the news report about the massacre, where Detective Tom asks how this gang disappeared. Marcus though says that these guys only have to take off their masks and will be unrecognizable in their street clothes. Another cop then says that the hospital says there are 27 people dead and 80 injured. Vic then walks in and says that they're gonna shut down these costumed freaks and hands out a list, where he says that the Feds have traced the IP addresses from their Facebook and Twitter accounts and have over 500 of them. Marcus though asks why Kick-Ass is on the list since he and his gang aren't involved in this. Vic though tells him that Red Mist was his old friend and now he's a villain and then orders him to get out there and arrest them and that he wants every costumed freak arrested for questioning. Dave then narrates that some say the cops were too heavy-handed that night as it shows the police loading costumed heroes in a police van. It then shows the cops bursting into a coffee shop and arresting some heroes at a table, while Dave narrates that the TV kept showing images of people in body bags and that tensions were high. It then shows the police having costumed heroes against the wall, while Dave narrates that the cops didn't mind them being heroes as long as they were doing good deeds. It then shows the police having 3 costumed heroes sitting on the lawn while Dave narrates that things suddenly got serious and they were being hunted like the Manson Family. Outside a store, the police take the Long Island Rocket-Man away in handcuffs, where he asks what's going on, but the cops tell him to get in the car. At Dave's house, as he reads the newspaper, Jimmy looks out the window while Dave narrates that his dad warned him this would happen, that this was what would happen next. Jimmy looks outside and sees police cars, while Dave narrates that when they pulled up with a warrant for his arrest, he must've felt vindicated. Jimmy then looks over at Dave's costume. As the police knock on the door, Jimmy holds the costume and asks what Dave's gotten into now. At the hospital, Dave, Marty, and Todd visit Katie, who's in critical condition. Dave says that it's his fault since they went after her to get to him, but Marty asks how he could know his secret identity. Dave says that he told them everything when they tortured him, which is why they went after Katie. Todd though says that a lot of people got hurt and it could've been a coincidence. Dave then gets a text on his phone from Red Mist, telling him that he should be worried about his dad now. Dave then rushes out of the hospital, with Todd and Marty following him as Dave runs past a nurse, telling him that there are no visitors allowed. Outside Dave's apartment, the police take Jimmy out in handcuffs, where Tom orders them to take his computer as another cop tells them to put the costume in the trunk, while everyone gathers around and says that Jimmy's Kick-Ass and handed himself over to the police. As Dave runs down the street, Marty and Todd yell at him to stop. As they load Jimmy into the car, Dave yells at his dad to not do this, but the cops hold him back. Dave though yells that he's doing this to protect him and yells for his father as a cop, Marty, and Todd hold him back.
Later, at Rikers Island, Dave visits Jimmy in prison, where he asks him what he thinks he's doing and that he can't believe he lied to them, but Jimmy says that he wasn't gonna let his son go to jail. Dave though tells him to tell them the truth because he's in danger as long as he keeps saying he's Kick-Ass. Jimmy tells him that he spoke to his attorney and since he hasn't committed any crimes, they have to release him within 48 hours. Dave though says that he's not talking about the cops, since the villains know who he is and put Katie in the hospital and they won't stop until they're all dead. Jimmy though tells him that they can deal with this and that the cops are doing everything they can to stop this gang. He then tells Dave to stay at Marty's house until this is over and that he can't go back to their apartment or school for a while. Dave though can't believe he's in prison because of him, but Jimmy tells him that it doesn't matter and makes him promise to never wear the costume again, which Dave tearfully promises. He then cries and tells Jimmy he's sorry, but Jimmy assures him that he can handle himself and that everything will be fine. At Motherfucker's secret HQ, Mother Russia tells Motherfucker that his new pet shark is sick since his men put it in the wrong kind of water and shouldn't be lying at the bottom of the tank. Motherfucker then angrily asks Luigi about it, but Luigi assures him that the shark is supposed to be lying at the bottom of the new tank to adjust to its new environment. Motherfucker then angrily screams that if he's messing with him, but Luigi tells him that he doesn't want him to spend all of his money. Motherfucker though tells him to not worry about the money. Fuck-Knuckle then hands him a phone and tells him it's Detective Gigante. Motherfucker takes the phone and tells Vic that he needs to see his new hideout and that he'll be ruling the city from here. At the police station, Vic though tells Chris that he needs to stop and can understand killing for business, but says that he's gone too far. He then says that his father's old friends are worried and they want him to bring him in. Motherfucker though says that they should be worried since he'll be replacing them and destroying their system. He then tells him that he has a big plan for New York on Friday. Vic though tells him that this isn't a game and that he's on his own and they'll be going after him like another criminal, causing Motherfucker to angrily hang up. He then angrily complains about Kick-Ass's dad taking the blame for him and Vic turning on him. Mother Russia though tells him that Kick-Ass's dad being in prison might not be a bad thing. Motherfucker asks how since Kick-Ass got away and they don't even know where he's at anymore. Mother Russia though says that they know where his father is though. At Rykers, Jimmy watches TV in the viewing area when 2 muscular inmates walk over to him. At Marty's house, Dave, Marty, and Todd hang out in his room, where Dave thanks Marty for letting him stay. He then angrily complains about not masking his I.P. address like they did and if he listened to his dad, he wouldn't be in jail. Marty then asks if he's heard from Hit-Girl, but Dave says that he only got a text from her telling him to leave this to the cops. He then says that he thought his dad being in jail would change her mind, but then says that she doesn't care. Dave then gets a photo sent to his phone, but when Dave sees it, he starts screaming and crying as he shows it to Marty and Todd, which shows Jimmy being hung from a noose and covered in blood. The next day, at Jimmy's funeral, Dave narrates how he doesn't remember what happened next. He then narrates that the photo went viral and the villains started making jokes about how Jimmy looked dangling from the noose. He then narrates that Motherfucker declared a 3-day ceasefire to celebrate his dad's death, calling it a "useless and pathetic sacrifice from a sad, forgettable man," and that his secret identity was revealed on Twitter. Attending the funeral is Lieutenant Stripes, Night Bitch, Doctor Gravity, Remembering Tommy, and Insect Man, where Dave narrates that Justice Forever were released from prison once they realized they weren't involved in the attack on Katie's neighborhood, but they weren't allowed to wear their costumes anymore while the city banned masks. Dave then narrates that the villains promised to not interfere with the funeral, but he was so doped up on sleeping pills that he didn't know what was happening and that Marty told him he was just standing there, smiling and swaying, talking to himself, but he was dying inside. News reporters take photographs of Dave at the funeral. He then narrates that he made things worse by imagining his final moments whenever he closed his eyes and wonders what happened as they put the rope around him, while he imagines the prison inmates beating Jimmy. As the casket is lowered into the ground, Dave narrates that his dad was a good man who only wanted to make things good for him and he's now dead because of him. He then has a flashback of Jimmy wrestling with a young Dave in a Spiderman costume as he tells him that he loves him. Dave then cries as he tells his dad that he loves him too. Dave then drops a rose in the grave as he narrates why they were getting massacred when they only wanted to help people. Todd and Marty then lead Dave over to the other heroes, where Todd tells Dave how awesome his dad was. Lieutenant Stripes then apologizes for showing up uninvited and Insect Man says that they'd love to help him find these punks, but they just got out on parole last night and they'll go back to jail if they put their costumes on again. Dave though tells them that he doesn't want revenge and is actually moving to his cousin's place in Connecticut and doesn't want to be involved in this anymore. Night Bitch asks if he's serious, but Dave says that they killed his dad and says that he wonders what else has to happen before he gives this all up. He then says that the cops think he's only making things worse so he's lying low. Mindy and Marcus then walk over to them and Mindy tells him that's for the best, since Marcus says it's the only way things will calm down. Mindy then cries as she apologizes for not helping him or for what happened to his dad and hopes he doesn't hate her. Dave though hugs her and says that he doesn't blame her at all and that she was right, he was wrong and that he's the only person to blame. As they all mourn, men in suits watch them as they put on goggles and masks. They then activate a detonator, causing Mindy to scream at Dave to get down as she pushes him and Marcus away. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion as Marcus screams for Mindy. Several more explosives then detonate as the men in suits open fire on everyone. The goons then grab Dave during the chaos as the men kill all of the cops. They activate more explosives as they drag Dave into their truck and drive out of the cemetery, speeding down the road. Inside, Dave asks them what they want, but one of the goons says that they're kidnapping him and taking him back to their hideout for the worst night of his life and will watch as the city is destroyed. Dave though says that he doesn't care, since there's nothing else they can do to hurt him and he can't feel any worse than he already does. The goon then punches Dave in the face. The goons then start kicking him as they order him to put on his costume, since their boss wants him in costume when they get back to base. Suddenly, a bullet hits one of the goons in the head, killing him, surprising everyone. Another bullet then kills another goon. Suddenly, a barrage of bullets kill the rest of the goons. Back at the cemetery, Marcus looks for Mindy while a cop wonders where his gun in. On top of the van, Mindy sits with a machine gun and is covered in blood as she says, "Game on, motherfuckers."
One of the goons then screams that she's on the van and orders the driver to swerve, but Mindy manages to hold on using the bullet holes in the roof. In the back of the van, Dave is sent bouncing through the air, along with all of the bloody corpses as Mindy hangs onto the side of the truck. The passenger then sticks his head out the window and fires his gun at her, but Mindy swings her body to dodge the bullets and then berates the goon for firing at innocent people and kicks the gun out of his hand. She then pulls herself back onto the roof, but the goon grabs her leg. Mindy though kicks him in the face, knocking him out of the truck as he gets ran over by a car, killing him. Mindy then aims her gun at the driver and tells him if he tells her where they're taking Kick-
Ass, she won't kill him. The driver tells her that they're taking him to a furniture warehouse on 461 Commercial Street. Mindy thanks him and then shoots him in the head, killing him. Dave then screams and asks what's happening, but Mindy tells him it's her as she starts driving the car. She then tells him to put on his costume since they're going to finish the villains once and for all, but Dave refuses and says it's his dad's funeral. Mindy though tells him to grow a pair and stop taking these people's shit. At the supervillain HQ, Fuck-Knuckle complains about the shark not moving. He then says that, according to the internet, the shark is supposed to be in fresh water and then wonders if this is salt water. Galaxicon then says that sharks just don't like being in tanks and he tried to tell the Motherfucker, but he wanted to see Kick-Ass get eaten alive. One of the villains then asked if the plan is starting at 8, but Fuck-Knuckle says that he wants the food and drinks ready by 9:30 and then complains about being on kitchen duty while the others are out there, destroying stuff. The van then drives into the warehouse, where Fuck-Knuckles says that they at least get to play with Kick-Ass now that they're back. The others then gather around the van as Fuck-Knuckle says that he can't wait for this. Suddenly, Kick-Ass and Mindy step out of the van, much to everyone's shock. Mindy tells Dave to go after Fuck-Knuckle while she handles the others. Mindy then slashes her way through the villains, killing all of them, including Brain Freeze, while Kick-Ass beats Fuck-Knuckle with his sticks, which are now wrapped in barbed wire. As Mindy stands among the bloody corpses, she then asks if everyone's listening as she kills the last villain. Fuck-Knuckle then tries to escape, but Kick-Ass stops him. Fuck-Knuckle then begs for mercy, but Kick-Ass continues beating him. As they climb up the platform, Kick-Ass keeps beating him as he says that he saw him in the footage, laughing as they attacked Katie and trashed her house. He then continues beating him as he angrily asks if he was laughing when they decided to go after his dad and shoves his face in the water of the shark tank. He then cries as he yells if he was one of the villains who laughed and made jokes online. He then tosses the bloody Fuck-Knuckle into the shark tank, where Kick-Ass leaves him to be shark food, but the shark doesn't move. Mindy then shoots the tank glass, destroying the tank as Fuck-Knuckle falls out as the hideout becomes flooded. Mindy then points her gun at him and demands to know where Motherfucker is and what he's planning, but Fuck-Knuckle just curses at her. He then says that their attack on Katie's neighborhood was just the beginning and they told all of their followers to put on a costume and wreak havoc tonight. He then says that they're gonna destroy this town and that he's not gonna betray Motherfucker or his plan. Mindy then smirks as she asks Kick-Ass for a pair of pliers and says that she's gonna use them to pull his fingernails off. Later, at the safehouse, Mindy calls Marcus and tells him that they're planning on attacking Times Square at 8 and they plan on killing more people than on 9/11 and tells him to get as many cops down there as he can. Marcus though is still in shock as he asks Mindy if she's hurt, where she's at and what's going on. Mindy tells him that they're at one of her dad's old safehouses and that they can't turn themselves in until the villains are defeated. She then promises to come home later but they've only got one chance and then asks him if he can get cops down there. Marcus says that he'll do what he can. Mindy then hangs up, while Dave is at a computer, asking why he's sending this since the superheroes are never going to help them because they'll go to jail if they put their costumes back on and won't risk their lives for strangers. Mindy though tells him that the villains are attacking Times Square and that these heroes have been waiting for a call like this. She then says that the police are going to take the lead, while the heroes are on standby. Dave then asks why the villains are planning on burning down the city and even mentions that Chris has asthma and wonders where he's gonna get his medicine if he destroys the drug stores and hospitals. He then calls it pathetic and hates it and says that he probably heard it in a movie and thought it sounded cool. Mindy though tells him he can't act like a pussy now since these guys killed his dad and raped his girlfriend and asks him if he's gonna stand there and cry. Dave then dries his eyes as Mindy walks over to her costume display and weapons and tells him to get ready. At Times Square, Chris looks and sees the police there, causing him to think that someone tipped them off and asks how they're going to carry out their plan with all of the police around. Mother Russia though tells him to relax, since they won't be there much longer and says that once the bomb in Dave's apartment goes off, that's the signal for everyone. Suddenly, the bomb in Dave's apartment goes off, destroying the building. Mother Russia then tells Luigi to detonate the bombs at all of the comics stores and says it won't work if they're not simultaneous. Luigi then detonates the bombs, causing explosions all over town. At the police station, the cops are getting calls from everywhere due to there being 9 explosions in less than a minute. The police and fire departments then head off. As he leaves the station, Vic says that they're hitting everywhere except Times Square and orders them to get every officer outta there and get them to the sites of the explosions and then says that he's gonna have a word with Marcus. A police chopper then says that there's looting on 84th Street, as the police send a team down there. Chris smiles and watches them as he tells his men to get ready. At Times Square, Marcus says that the explosions are just distractions to lure them away from Times Square, leaving nobody left to defend it. Suddenly, masked supervillains then storm the streets and start killing civilians everywhere, where Marcus screams at how many there are and runs off. Motherfucker then orders his army to kill everyone and do as much damage as possible in 10 minutes. The villains then attack Marcus and the police and start beating them as civilians panic and run screaming. Suddenly, a voice calls out Chris. Motherfucker turns and sees Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl standing there, where Kick-Ass orders him to surrender. Motherfucker though mocks him about being stupid enough to go up against his entire gang and that there's just 2 of them and hundreds of them. He then says that he sent the cops on a wild chase around town, so they won't be able to help them. He then asks them if they're really so desperate to die, but Hit-Girl tells him that they brought friends as masked superheroes form around them, much to Motherfucker's surprise. As the heroes gather, Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl then mock Motherfucker. The 2 armies then stand off against each other. 
At Times Square, as the superheroes and supervillains face each other, Motherfucker tells Kick-Ass to not act like he's morally better, but Kick-Ass tells him that he killed his dad. Motherfucker though points out that he killed his dad too. Kick-Ass then confronts him about raping his girlfriend, but Motherfucker points out that she wasn't his girlfriend since she barely knew him. He then says that he's been stalking her since 3rd grade and calls him a weirdo. Motherfucker then shoves Kick-Ass, who then shoves him back as the 2 start fighting, much to Hit-Girl and Mother Russia's disappointment as Hit-Girl tells one of them to throw a punch. Kick-Ass then punches Motherfucker in the face. The villains and heroes then charge toward each other and start fighting as Kick-Ass and Motherfucker continue fighting on the ground. Lieutenant Stripes then orders the superheroes to attack. The heroes then shout as they charge towards the villains and start fighting them. Mother Russia and Hit-Girl then face each other. Hit-Girl then swings her swords at her, but Mother Russia dodges and punches her in the face. Marcus then shouts for Mindy as the heroes and villains continue fighting. In a police car, Vic and his partner, Jackie head to Towns Square, where Vic orders all of his men to let the fire department handle the fires and head to Times Square and have every cop in a 5 mile radius with riot gear. Jackie then asks Vic if the superheroes can handle the villains until they get there, but Vic tells him that he sounds ridiculous. As Hit-Girl swings at Mother Russia, she dodges and says that she's seen some of her fights online. She then says that she's good, but relies on her weapons too much. Mother Russia then stomps on her sword, breaking it as she says that she maybe uses her weapons to compensate for her size, but then wonders what happens when she doesn't have her "toys." She then knees Hit-Girl in the face. Mother Russia then takes her other sword and says that she's a former Spetsnaz and KGB officer, trained in judo, Jeet Kune Do, Silat, and Krav Maga as she punches Hit-Girl in the back of the head and then lifts her up by her cape. She then mocks her training from her "father, the comic book collector" as she punches her in the stomach, causing her to start coughing up blood. Mother Russia then tosses her through a store window. As she climbs into the store, she complains about how her idiot boss hired her to protect him from a little girl and then says that his war is stupid, but he does pay well. She then grabs Hit-Girl and slams her into a wall as she asks her how much she's getting paid to wear this costume and kill her. Suddenly, Battle Guy and Ass-Kicker run inside to find a place to hide, causing Mother Russia to turn to them. Hit-Girl takes advantage of this distraction and grabs a shard of glass and stabs Mother Russia in the neck. She then shoves another shard of glass in her stomach and 2 shards in her back. As she continues stabbing her, Hit-Girl tells her that she shouldn't have turned her back on her. She then uses a shard of glass and slices her head off, covering her in blood as Hit-Girl says that she's just making sure she's dead as she holds Mother Russia's head, much to Battle Guy and Ass-Kicker's horror. Hit-Girl then thanks them for the help and then tells them to get out of here. As the heroes and villains keep fighting, one hero yells that they need to keep the villains away from the public and keep fighting and hold them until the cops arrive. Kick-Ass then lifts Motherfucker above his head and slams him into the ground. Kick-Ass then punches him in the face as Motherfucker tells him to get off, but Kick-Ass asks if he's serious, after all of the people he's killed, including his dad. He then pins him to the ground and keeps punching him as he tells him that those screams are the sounds of his followers getting beat. He then asks if he can hear the sirens, those are the cops that are taking him to prison and then says that it's over as he keeps beating him. The heroes then cheer and celebrate as they have defeated the villains. Night Bitch then tells Kick-Ass to kill him, but Kick-Ass refuses and says he's going to prison, since they're superheroes. Motherfucker though says that the cops haven't realized. Kick-Ass asks him what he meant as he lifts him up by the collar. Suddenly, the SWAT team deploys tear gas and surrounds them. Motherfucker then says that they only see costumed freaks, but Kick-Ass tries to convince the police that they're the good guys. The SWAT team then attacks the heroes. Lieutenant Stripes though tells the police that they're supposed to be on their side, but then gets beaten by the SWAT as Remembering Tommy watches in horror. Motherfucker then gets up and runs. Kick-Ass tries to tell the police to get him, but Motherfucker tells him to leave him alone. Kick-Ass though chases after him as he runs into a store and up the stairs. Kick-Ass follows him up the stairs and to the roof, where he tells Motherfucker to face him. Motherfucker then hits him with paint cans from behind, knocking him to the ground. Motherfucker then tells him that he's crazy and that they need to lie low from the cops. Kick-Ass though kicks him in the groin and gets up. He then says that he's trying to help the police. He then kicks Motherfucker in the face and beats him with his baton as Kick-Ass vows to put him in prison for life. Motherfucker though offers to give him $50,000 to walk away, but Kick-Ass refuses. Motherfucker then complains about his balls hurting as he tosses a handful of nails into Kick-Ass's face. Kick-Ass though blindly punches him in the face. He then tells him to just die already as he hits him in the face with his baton, knocking him off of the rooftop. As he falls off the rooftop, Dave narrates that it's now over and that he now realized that he wasn't some comic book or action hero, he was standing there in a wetsuit and has just pushed a kid off of a rooftop. Motherfucker then slams into the pavement below, breaking his legs. Kick-Ass then stares in horror as he narrates how his stomach burns, his hands are shaking and his head hurts. He then takes off his mask as he narrates how he hears police sirens all over the city and he can't believe that he just killed someone and wonders what to do now. Motherfucker then weakly calls out to Dave, telling him that he's pretty messed up and wants him to call for an ambulance. He then says that he promises to not tell anyone he lost his temper and won't get him in trouble. He then says that he's scared and can't feel his legs and that everything hurts and he needs to go to the hospital. He then promises to not even mention him or how he freaked out on him. Dave then takes out his cell phone as he says that he can't believe he's doing this. He then calls 911 and tells them he has a guy with a broken neck and internal injuries on 5th and Broadway. The police then march into the alley and spot Motherfucker in a pool of blood. They then look up and spot Dave and quickly deduce that he pushed him off the rooftop. Dave then looks down and sees Vic ordering a team in to get him, causing Dave to wonder how he's gonna escape. Hit-Girl though appears behind him and drags him away by his hair. She then tells him to head to the base with the others and that she'll meet him there in an hour. She then leaps off the rooftop as she tosses smoke pellets at the police, confusing them. She then lands on a fire escape and then flips off as she says that their only smoke bombs. She then runs past the police in the smoke, causing the police to order them to get her and keep her away from the cars. Hit-Girl though steals a police car. As he's being loaded into an ambulance, Motherfucker begs them to keep her away from him since she'll kill him, but Hit-Girl replies, "Looks like your lucky day, asshole" as she starts up the police car. She then drives off down the road, distracting the police. On the rooftop, Dave narrates how she saved him, just like a real superhero would and how she risked her life just to save him as he finally understands why the police "embraced" them. The police then chase after Hit-Girl down the street. Dave narrates why he understands how superhero movies are made in dark decades, why superheroes were created in the first place, because everyone needs some color in their lives and the promise of a happy ending. The other heroes cheer her on as Hit-Girl continues driving down the road. Dave then narrates that real life doesn't work out that way. A police chopper then shines a spotlight on her and signals the other vehicles as Hit-Girl turns on the police radio. The chopper reports that she's heading for the Upper East Side and needs a blockade on East 72nd, but the police radio that they don't have enough manpower since everyone's out making arrests. Vic then says that all of this is over a little girl and gets out of the car. Jackie asks him what he's doing, but Vic says that since she's a superhero, she's not gonna kill a cop as he holds up his badge while Hit-Girl drives towards him. Hit-Girl yells at him to get off the road, but then swerves when she sees his badge, causing the car to flip over and land upside as Mindy's mask and wig fall off. She then crawls out of the vehicle as Vic walks over to her and says that wasn't too difficult. The police surround her and point their guns at her as Vic orders his men to not take their eyes off of her because, she might be a little girl, but she's wanted for over 60 counts of murder. Mindy though says that she'd never hurt a cop, but Vic tells her that she's caused a lot of trouble as they tie her hands up. Mindy though says that a superhero doesn't care about their own safety and that the only thing that matters was they took down Motherfucker and his gang and saved a lot of people. Vic though tells her that she's not a superhero, just a girl with a personality disorder. An officer then tells Vic that Times Square is under control again and have made over hundreds of arrests and are still going after the strays. The police then take Hit-Girl away. Half a mile away, Kick-Ass runs down the street after Battle Guy and Ass-Kicker, who are walking down the street when he yells at them to wait. He then leads them into a building to hide, where Battle Guy says that he thought they'd be heroes for defeating the villains. Kick-Ass though tells him that the cops don't know the difference between heroes and villains, just freaks in costumes. He then asks if they're ok. Battle Guy says that he got kicked in the head, but it doesn't hurt and then says that Todd thought he was stabbed, but was actually someone else's blood, which Ass-Kicker says freaked him out. They then leave the building, where Kick-Ass asks if they're going to the safehouse. Battle Guy says that he is, but then asks where Hit-Girl is. Kick-Ass tells them that she said she'd meet them there and then says that they need to keep moving since the cops are looking everywhere. At Times Square, an officer arrests Lieutenant Stripes, where the office reports that no one resisted arrest, but Lieutenant Stripes tells him that they're heroes. A crowd then gathers, where they protest against the heroes being arrested since they helped save the city. The crowd then starts cheering and applauding for them as they start chanting, "Justice Forever!" On East 72nd Street, the crowd cheers as the police lead Hit-Girl into a police van. The crowd cheers and chants for her, causing Vic to ask Officer Bracco what's going on, but he doesn't know. Marcus then yells for Mindy as he pushes his way through the crowd, flashing his badge. Marcus then tells Vic that Mindy's his stepdaughter and tries to explain, but Vic yells that he knew about her and these lunatics and orders his men to arrest Marcus and charge him with conspiracy and dereliction of duty and take him away. Marcus though yells at him that he just needs to explain. Mindy then apologizes to him and tells him to tell her mom she's even more sorry. She then thanks the crowd for their support and it's been an honor to serve as the SWAT team load her into the police van.