Roomies & Roofies

== Overview ==
Roomies & Roofies is about AC and Tiffanaynay getting a new roommate, after the loss of their previous roommate, Benny.
== Synopsis ==
While sitting in their apartment, Alexandria tells Tiffanaynay that she feels something is missing. This is the first sign of AC's insanity, as she tries to forget that Benny ever existed. After going through several contenders attracted by a Gregsindex post, Kitty appears at their door. Alexandria and Tiffy hapilly oblige to being her roommate, and AC suggests they go out to town to celebrate. After an escapade at the local Sandwich Queen, where Kitty sends a racist employee to hell, the three decide to head to local Chicken Strip Club, Club Hey Diddle Diddle. While there, a man gives Kitty a drugged drink, before dragging her into the bathroom and attempting perform flummery on her. Tiffy, worried, decides to go and check on her (no help from AC's intoxication). When they get inside, the man reveals himself to be SammyClassicSonicFan, local replacement bastard. After defeating Sammy, the three decide to go home for a relaxing evening of Ellen marathons.
== Characters ==
Alexandria-chan
Tiffanaynay Chovalovadingdong
Joe Johnson (first & only appearance)
Jammi Crabcorn (first & only appearance)
Kitty Motta
Bobby (first appearance)
Bartender (first & only appearance)
SammyClassicSonicFan (first appearance)
Neko Protesters (first appearance)