Minecraft Haikus

== Bats ==
Bat flying in cave
And hanging on the ceiling
Not really that cool
== Chickens ==
Chickens laying eggs
Players picking them all up
Leaving no white eggs
== Cows ==
A wandering cow
Players with buckets milking
No peace for the cow
== Mooshroom ==
Look, a mushroom cow
Mushroom cows are called mooshrooms
Mushroom stew for me
== Pig ==
Oinking passively
Oinking, oinking, it's too much
I must get away
== Rabbits ==
Hop, hop, hoppity
Staring up at old players
Then bouncing away
== Sheep ==
I see white, white wool
I'm sneaking up with my shears
Now the sheep is bald
== Squid ==
Black, inky squid
Squid swimming in ocean
Oh, ink sacs for me
== Villagers ==
Running when night comes
Searching for a safe shelter
I sleep away night
== Cave Spiders ==
A hiss and a click
Oh great, a blue spider
A poisonous one
== Endermen ==
Shining purple dust
A scary creature in sight
Don't look in it's eyes