Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! 2007 Bootleg Episode - A Manual Blast

So does anyone remember that one Starz/Nickelodeon show, "Wow Wow Wubbzy!”? It's about a yellow gerbil named Wubbzy who goes on adventures with his best pals, Widget and Walden, including Daisy. However, that isn't precisely what I'm talking about. What I mean is that there was an episode that made me never look at the series the same way again.
I was at Walmart, searching through the DVD aisle. After nearly a minute of searching, I found a Wubbzy DVD, but apparently it was a Paramount release of that DVD. Which was very strange because neither Nickelodeon nor Paramount do DVD releases, only Film Roman and Anchor Bay Entertainment. The DVD was apparently free, so I bought it alongside my other groceries/items.
When I got home, I was quite eager to test out and watch the Wubbzy DVD. So I stuck it in my DVD player and began watching it. It started out with the FBI warning that was usually shown in the very beginning of each Wubbzy DVD release. 
The Anchor Bay Entertainment and Film Roman logos appeared, however they had different looks. The Anchor Bay logo had the ship’s sails torn and ripped. The sea the boat was floating through was dark red, meant to symbolize blood. The Film Roman logo was darkened, with a little tint of red mixed within it. The text was also seen melting with a flesh-like red color vibrated within its presence. 
The Bolder Media logo was different, and dark. The logo was simply darkened, with many cracks around it and was on the verge of collapsing, alongside the small figure, who had been starved to death, his muscles weakened, and a cut on his left eye. He then somehow begins speaking, in a cold, and raspy voice, “Somebody free me.. I've been trapped in that yellow gerbil’s grasp, all because he's been replaced. I just wanted to be set free, away from my misery he put me in. Please.. start running.. from him..” 
The Nickelodeon horror jingle slowly fades in as he wraps up his speech. The Starz Media logo had its star red, and the background black, with the jingle still audible. 
The Nick Jr frogs ident somehow appeared normally, until out of nowhere, the orange frog’s head EXPLODES INTO SMITHEREENS. I’m not joking, blood and guts were seen flying everywhere, especially onto the blue frog, who was now shocked. Nothing happened for at least 4 seconds until the scenery got darker and a distorted audio with a mix of reverb of “Amazing Grace” begins playing. It got worse than there trust me. 
The Paramount DVD logo was somehow normal, until the near end when the DVD collided with the mountain. It was apparently the same variant as the “Starving” episode that Tanner encountered, except a dark shadow in the shape of Wubbzy was briefly seen, and there was no menu options. 
Then there were previews with a mix of Starz and Nickelodeon shows and DVD releases. The Paramount FBI warning was then shown before heading to the menu. It was like the render of the DVD menu. So I selected play all. There were apparently six episodes, and I was finished watching the five episodes. The sixth and final episode played out with the title card. It was with Wubbzy in a dark background, looking enraged, as the title card wrote out, A Manual Blast. Wubbzy read out the title card as usual before showing a shot of Wubbzy’s treedom. It cuts to the entrance of the house as Wubbzy opens the door and greets the viewers by telling them that he’s going to visit Wuzzleburg with his friends.
He runs off to find his friends. After a while of searching, he somehow bumps into his friends. One of them begins to tell Wubbzy some distressing news.
“Wubbzy.. we’re afraid we have news that’ll distress you..” Walden told him.
“What do you mean guys?” Wubbzy asks him.
“Little buddy, we didn’t wanna do this.. but.. we’re replacing you with someone else who fits in our club.” Widget tells him.
Once Wubbzy heard the word, “replacing”, his expression changed dramatically. “Wait, replacing me? W-Why? I thought you guys were my friends?!” He explains worriedly.
“Listen here Wubbzy, we’re doing this so we can have a better fitting for our new clubhouse, the Fub Club.” Widget explains to him.
Wubbzy begins to beg them not to do this to him. Just then a character who looked like Wubbzy, with orange skin and hair, and had a curly and long tail. Widget introduced the orange gerbil to Wubbzy. “Wubbzy, this is FubLub.” Widget introduced him. FubLub then spoke by responding by a yo comment.
“We’re so desperately sorry Wubbzy, but it’s for the best.. for now.” said Walden.
Wubbzy asks, “When will I be able to come back?”
Walden responds, “We’re not sure yet Wubbzy..”
Wubbzy then tears up and storms off crying, back to his treedom. Widget said that the idea they’re planning might go wrong. Daisy didn’t had a good feeling about the situation. They all went inside to their new clubhouse. It pans back to the treedom as we see Wubbzy crying in his room while covering his face with a pillow. Wubbzy asks himself, “why would they do this to me?” He stays inside for a while until deciding to go out to Wuzzleburg by himself to get the feeling out.
He walks to Wuzzleburg alone, as we see montages of the four clubers hanging out together without Wubbzy. Each segment, Wubbzy appears to get sadder and more depressed. The final segment had them all laughing with joy as we see Wubbzy, who was left out, on the verge of screaming. However, he just yelled, “FINE! HAVE IT THEIR WAYS! THEY WON’T NEED ME ANYMORE!!” He storms off in a flash, as we see the gang confused, yet worried about Wubbzy. 
It cuts back to the treedom where Wubbzy was sitting on his bed, enraged. He decides to head to sleep. A few hours passes by and he begins dreaming. He dreams about his friends betraying him and declaring FubLub their newest member of Wuzzleburg in front of all of the people in the city. They all cheer and kick out Wubbzy from Wuzzleburg. Wubbzy screams, “NO!!!!!!!” Before waking up, yelling out “NO!”
Wubbzy, now more enraged than ever, decides to head out of his home, and go look for the gang. He finds the gang, sleeping outside, while breathing heavily and manically. The gang suddenly wakes up, finding Wubbzy standing in front of them. Widget asks, “Hey buddy, what’s the matter?” Wubbzy doesn’t respond, but rather begins twitching violently.
Wubbzy soon begins talking, in a raspy voice, “Replace me... I’ll destroy the living of your soulless lives...” Soon enough he begins transforming into a tall, wicked, and violent gerbil. His light skin begins to turn darker, with a layer of fur heaving up on him. His eyes turn black without pupils. His height becomes larger, alongside his arms. And his tail grows larger and sharper. Wubbzy starts to laugh maniacally as he’s transforming.
After transformation, he looks at the gang in a menacing way. Widget asks him if he’s really Wubbzy, however he just roared loudly at them, which made the gang frightened. FubLub then tells Wubbzy to not kill his friends over replacement. However, Wubbzy said, “YOU. Think replacement will be a fascinating option? Abandoning me without a reason puts you into deep shame. SO THEREFORE, I MUST SEEK VENGEANCE!”
“Little buddy PLEASE don’t do this! We’ll put you back and replace FubLub and have you back for once! You’ve just got to understand us Wubbzy!” Widget begged out.
Then Wubbzy screams out, “THIS ISN'T THE WUBBZY YOU REMEMBER NOW, WIDGET. FUBLUB WAS TRYING TO REPLACE ME,!THEREFORE, I WILL NOT BE REPLACED!!” before stomping Widget, with blood and guts splattering on impact. Walden, Daisy, and FubLub, who were frightened, ran off screaming in terror and absolute fear. Wubbzy chased after them, brutally beating and killing FubLub while mocking out, “ALL OF THIS WILL BE YOUR FAULT”, Daisy then stood there in fear while covering herself. Wubbzy punched her with his fist, commanding an insta kill in a zap.
Walden was nowhere to be seen as Wubbzy storms off to Wuzzleburg for vengeance. We then find out that Walden was hiding below his home. Meanwhile Wubbzy causes a whole bunch of havoc on Wuzzleburg, killing every bystander and civilians in the city. During this he continues mocking out phrases like, “I WILL NOT BE REPLACED”, “YOUR FAULT”, “YOU MADE ME DO THIS”. After an hour of entire havoc, he storms off while the blue birdie is seen peeking inside of a tree.
It cuts to Walden, still hiding in his underground shelter. Suddenly loud and booming footsteps shake the entire ground, as Walden whispers out, “Dear god he has found me.. what will I do?” Just then Wubbzy somehow grabs Walden from underneath and pulls him out. Wubbzy glares at him angrily before saying, “you disgust me pitiful bastard..” before he chomps off Walden's head. Before he made contact with him, Walden was heard screaming out, “NO NO NO!!”. He drops the remains of Walden onto the ground. As he starts to become glitchy to the point where everything around him becomes glitchy as well.
Wubbzy realizes that the world he lives in will soon collapse and glitch out into nothingness. Wubbzy then screams with pure anguish and anxiety feared as he glitches out. At that point, everything around him, including Wubbzy glitched out entirely and cut to black, seemingly ending the episode. There wasn’t a song segment, nor the robot party thing segment. Instead, the credits rolled on screen, except there was no background, only a black void, with the credits still there. There was also unsettling music instead of the usual catchy music that was heard in the credits. The closing logos came in, which were far from normality.
The Bolder Media logo had the border grayscaled and burnt, as a faint huge blood splatter drenched the logo. The figure was unfortunately crushed by the logo, but not blood was shown due to it being too dark.
The Starz Media logo was the same variant as the DVD opening, except the “Starz Media” font was changed again to horror like, as the red star seemingly glowed out.
The Nick Jr logo had the orange guy’s head decapitated, while the blue guy was up-close on screen. He had his eyes torn off as black ink oozed bellow him, while also twitching in agony.
The Nickelodeon logo had the haylie dark crimson red, with the word mark reversed, blood splatters were seen on the haypile and on the corners of the screen. A jingle, which sounded like an edited version of Jaeger’s Nickelodeon horror jingle played in the background.
Unexpectedly the Film Roman logo faded in, now in a disgusting tint of red while the logo’s text was seen melting like in the opening of the DVD. A huge and realistic blood splatter noticeable underneath it, while supporting realistic eyes. On top of the logo there was a text that wrote out, “The Corruptional Blast of 07. Simple Replacement destroys Reality.” The disturbing imagery of the logo was accompanied by a slow and broken juke box tune.
The DVD seemingly ended there with a color bar screen. HOWEVER, I wasn’t ready for what was gonna happen next. All of a sudden, the disturbing altered look of the beast, Wubbzy, jumped out of nowhere and tried to escape the screen of my DVD player at my very own eyes. I quickly turned off my DVD player and immediately took out the disc as fast as I could before he could’ve gotten me in his grasp. I didn’t feel like destroying it so I stored it inside my closet where I’ll never be able to find it again. 
Thus I haven’t watched nor seen Wubbzy till this very day.
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