Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra

The Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra is a phone nearly everybody in Asia drools to. Even you would secretly attracted to it, if Stupid City wasn't in Maine. For some reason, North Korea and South Korea (not to mention the other Koreas) absolutely hate them. Not only is this mastermind attractive, but it is also an expert of mobile shaming. Most Apple fanboys don't really understand the use of this, only to say that the concept of this is really stupid. There's also the fact that Price Tag despises those fanboys because they think that the Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra is actually worth nothing. This phone is also surprisingly sentinent, so people who tried to tamper with it will be destroyed with its own built-in S Pen.
== Description ==
This phone is not an ordinary phone, like yours. You have something else that you once wanted, but you don't love them anymore, and this is the only phone you've felt in love with It now, just like what Mrwhosetheboss did to his beloved Samsung Galaxy Note 20. If I'm right, you're probably hoping to act rich but you don't get the wish you've always had because you actually have no budget at all.
Anyways, back to the topic, this bad boy once defeated a weakling like Norris Chuck, they are better than almost all IPhones together, but one that they cannot defeat is the IPhone Infinity. Despite this, they also destroyed many IPhone users who never needed a better personality. A weapon that is called the "S Pen" is part of their combat, that's why some phones like this also work as police officers of Samsungburg.
However, exceedingly like many phones, they are also rarely used as highly radioactive explosives. One time, somebody accidentally dropped their brand new cellphone, and it asploded like a Nuclear bomb. For some reason, Nightography sometimes adds monsters to your photos because Artificial Idiocy can be literal idiots. It's so that you don't have to use it.
The phone itself has a great relationship with the Moon, maybe it's for the bad, well, we can talk about that later. It does not know the fact that most people hate them, but it doesn't matter. The camera itself would keep on trying to display the Moon, but well actually it's the Artificial Idiocy who is the only one who loves the Moon. So the phone does not really love the Moon, so sad.
=== Camera ===
The camera itself can take pictures of ugly people like you and sometimes they can snipe them because they look too ugly like 彡. But if the person you are taking pictures with isn't ugly, it must be Chuck Norris. But everybody is ugly, says an ugly person who later died after unintentionally mentioning Chuck Norris as ugly people. Speaking of ugly people, there are also people who have the ability to morph their face, well I'm not sure if this is proven true because we only know one who has the ability to do so. Wait a minute can we go back to the main topic now? We are suddenly talking about the ugliness of people right? Alright, since we are not actually talking about the camera itself, let's talk about it now. The camera itself is not alone with the extra four cameras, a better squad than the cameras of the phone we've mentioned earlier.
=== S Pen ===
This is actually not a Pen. It looks like a pen, but it's not. This is a weapon used to destroy people, atleast not many, but when used at what its supposed to safely be used to, it acts like a pen. This is also used to deactivate IPhones and manipulate the appearance of them beyond recognition because the S Pen is a maniac. In some places like the Haunted Hotel of Weegee, the S Pen can suddenly write scary messages by its own. This type of pen is very unique but also dangerous if provoked, so don't try to think about scribbling with it or else someone will try to kidnap you. The S Pen once got into a fight with the Apple Pen but when the Apple Pen uses its attack, it collapses eventually, so the Apple Pen is more biased than the other pen.
The Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra is its own container, despite the fact that it only contains one, which is the S Pen. The container is not a container, and the pen is not a pen, but only if you don't know how to write. The container is the only true friend of the S Pen and if anyone wants to become friends with them, it will instantly reject their request, and if you urge them to accept yours, you will DIE.
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