Return of the Calzoniverse Part 1

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Return of the Calzoniverse Part 1," where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining music from Dan and music from the DJs. They take a road trip through space, dissect Wild Wild West and learn about universes. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci being the episode being treated to an impromptu light show by TJ Masters. Following, Dillon announces that he has a surprise for Matt since they've been working so hard over the past few weeks. He is taking the DJs on a vacation to the Calzoniverse and has brought Dan into the studio to drive the DJs to their destination.
Dan tells the DJs that the Calzoniverse is a universe he's not traveled to yet, but their tagline is "Mostly Delicious," so he's excited to explore it. The DJs also further interrogate Dan on his spleen crime syndicate, which he passes off as a contractor gig, but does admit that his partner in the venture's name is In Crime Criminal.
The DJs quickly pile into Dan's GTV (Galaxy Terrain Vehicle), which runs on more gas than the average Earth car and also has an AI system that picks songs without anyone's input. They get their first caller from the Dairy Courtisan, who is a messenger from the Dairy Court universe. His message is simply that: "[The DJs] names are known to the nameless gods, and their business is unfinished." The DJs chalk this up to a spam call and hang up.
A second call comes in from Pat Sajak, who is calling from the Wheel of Fortune universe – also known as the Fortuneverse. In this universe, Wheel of Fortune streams exclusively on Peacock Plus, vowels are worthless and Barack Obama is on his seventh term. The universe is built on a bizarre factory model where children build words to sell at half their value, and Pat has been held captive for 15 years.
During the drive, the DJs talk to Dan about his trips to heaven and hell. Dan is not a fan of heaven, where he tried to get in with a Coachella wristband and was kicked out by a man made entirely of rings. Dan much prefers hell, but by his description made it sound a lot like the rave scene from Guillermo Del Torro's Blade 2.
They get a final call from past guest Jammin' Time Jeremiah, who corrects the DJs on David Bowie lore and talks about space cowboys, robot dinosaurs, and Wild Wild West. After the call, Dan clarifies that Bowie was once king of a Goblin City universe which also has relation to Pants Labyrinth, an alternate film of Del Torro's.
As the DJs arrive to the Calzoniverse, Dan reveals that there's a man who owns a home that exists in all universes, but they don't have a chance to discuss further.
They decide that the genres complement.
==Featured Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Dan
Dairy Courtisan
Pat Sajak
Jammin' Time Jeremiah
==Featured Music==
Frank Zappa - "Peaches En Regalia"
Big Boys - "Hollywood Swinging"
David Bowie - "Ziggy Stardust"
Funkadelic - "Can You Get to That"
Will Smith - "Wild Wild West"