The Class of 3000 JokeMaster

Made by Excalibur Miami from 2007-2010, this is a locker-shaped, battery-powered, joke-telling machine with the voices of The Class of 3000's kids.
== How It Works ==
Press the padlock button to hear a joke; use the volume control on the side to make the kids speak at a different volume. Slide the power switch to turn your Class of 3000 JokeMaster off or on; use a Phillips screwdriver and 3 new AAA batteries for replacement when the toy malfunctions.
== The Jokes ==
Each kid tells their top ten favourite jokes on a different topic; for example, Phil has science jokes, Kim has fashionable jokes and Kam has "perfectly musical jokes."
=== Phil's Science Jokes ===
# How does a scientist feel about electricity? (drumroll) Shocked!
# What lightning plays sports? (drumroll) Ball lightning!
# What did the raincloud say to the lightning bolt? (drumroll) "You're totally shocking!"
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=== Kam's Perfectly Musical Jokes ===
# What did the Vermont-based rock band say when they sneezed? (drumroll) "Phishoo!"
# What's the difference between a ukulele and a fish? (drumroll) You may not tuna fish!
# What do you get from a singing bull? (drumroll) MOOsic!
# What do you get from a dancing cow? (drumroll) Milkshakes!
# Where did the music teacher leave his keys? (drumroll) Inside of his piano!
# Why was the rock singer arrested? (drumroll) He was in treble!
# Why was the folk singer rock climbing? (drumroll) To reach the high notes!
# What do Santa's helpers sing at preschool? (drumroll) "The Elfabet Song!"
# What's a kitty's favourite song? (drumroll) "3 Blind Mice!"
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=== Kim's Fashionable Jokes ===
# What colour socks do bears wear? (drumroll) None; they love to go bearfoot!
# What colour socks do cheerleaders wear? (drumroll) Yeller!
# What colour socks do hecklers wear? (drumroll) BOO-OO-OO-OO!
# What colour socks do brides and grooms wear? (drumroll) Wed!
# What colour socks does Hello Kitty wear? (drumroll) PURRple!
# What's 2000 pounds of laundry? (drumroll) Washington!
# What's a clock belt? (drumroll) A waist of time!
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=== Madison's Wacky Schoolyard Jokes ===
# What's the smartest state? (drumroll) Alabama; it's got four As and a B!
# What's the smartest country? (drumroll) Albania; it's got 3 As and a B!
# What's the worst thing about a cafeteria? (drumroll) Its food!
# Why do teachers wear shades? (drumroll) Their students are bright!
# If a playground bully rolls his eyes at you, what should you do? (drumroll) Pick them up and then roll them back to him!
# Why do teachers draw and write on windows? (drumroll) For really clear lessons!
# What's a math teacher's favourite dessert? (drumroll) Pi!
# Where do you learn about Christmas? (drumroll) Santa Class!
# Why did the cafeteria's clock go slow? (drumroll) It went back 4 seconds!
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=== Tamika's Cool Classroom Jokes ===
# What did the hippie say to the pencil? (drumroll) "Write on, man!"
# What did the cowgirl say to her pencil? (drumroll) "Draw, partner!"
# When do you multiply on the floor? (drumroll) When your teacher doesn't allow multiplication tables!
# When do you wear eyeglasses to math class? (drumroll) When you need to improve division!
# When do you study in an airplane? (drumroll) When you need a higher education!
# Knock knock! (Edward: Who's there?) Razor! (Edward: Razor who?) Razor hand before you talk to the teacher!
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