Kontrol Point

A Kontrol Point is a machine used at airports in China to catch criminals that are using the airports to get away with crimes (mainly dance crimes, as they are illegal there). It's unknown what was the first airport with them, but the second airport with them was XLCity airport, the city where Dancing is illegal, and people wear XL clothing.
== Who invented it? ==
We don't know. Maybe you could find out?
== Okay, who ordered it invented? ==
We know. That Shen dude, on behalf of Mao. Hey, does it smell like time in here?
== What does it do? ==
When you activate it, it comes up from the ground and becomes one of those mugshot gallery things, and then the airport brings in a witness who saw that criminal commit a crime and spot the suspect, then the police take the suspect away. The witness is rinsed for future suspect-spotting, and one of Happycat's minion clones reloads the Kontrol Point's batteries out of sight. If you are at the Kontrol Point when it is activated, [[Your PC Could Have Spyware - Click Here to Diagnose]] or, worse, you could loose social credit (the horror!1)
== Trivia ==
* In Elmo City, not only does the airport have these, but the train stations and the two roads in and out of the city. This is because Elmo city has the highest crime rate in the UnUniverse
* Elmo city is the first place outside of China to have Kontrol Points
*Gibraltar is the first place in Europe to have Kontrol Points
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