A Star is Born-Again/Quotes

:Marge: Poor Ned. This is his first Jellyfish Festival alone.
:Homer: I know. And it doesn't get any easier from here. There's the Tongue Kiss Festival, Cinco de Ocho, the Hobo Oscars. Days just made for lovers. Not widowers, lovers!
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:Sara Sloane: It's a nice change from the actors I date. All they want to talk about is their Botox, their Tae-Bo or their XBOX.
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:Marge: Sara Sloan has been involved with every Tinseltown hunk from Affleck to Zmed.
:Bart: Yeah, she's had more stars on her than Lisa's homework. (snaps in Z-formation)
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:Flanders: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This movie is turning into SpongeBob NoPants.
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:Rainier Wolfcastle: Sara, Liebchen, take me back. If tears could burst through my muscular ducts I would cry like a baby who was just hit by a hammer.
:Sara: Rainier, you're too jealous. You beat up Jon Lovitz because he presented me an award.
:Rainier Wolfcastle: Oh, come on. No one misses a handshake that badly.
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:Lisa: (to Sara) Miss Sloane, how are you handling the change from "La La Land" to "Blah Blah Land"?
:Marge: Lisa, Springfield isn't a cultural wasteland. Part of "Stroker Ace" was filmed at our airport.
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:[During the women's bookclub]
:Marge: Today's book is "Bridget Jones's Diary." Now, let's go around the room and analyze why we didn't read it.
:Mrs. Krabappel: Cramps.
:Agnes Skinner: All my friends are dead.
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:Flanders: Homer, Sara wants us to have S-E-X.
:Homer: Stupid Flanders, I'm not giving you any of my secret moves.
:Flanders: Well, I'm not sure I wanna do it. I mean, who will buy the cow when you get the milk for free? You know, the cow being me.
:Homer: Flanders, I'm always interested in talking about free milk and if there's cookies involved, so much the better.
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:Homer: (hearing the Benny Hill chase music) Uh-oh. Here comes Helen Fielding.
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