Shuudou Shoujo to Guuzou Shoujo

Shuudou Shoujo to Guuzou Shoujo (修道少女と偶像少女 - Nun Girl and Idol Girl) is a song by cosMo and sung by Hatsune Miku. It was released on May 23rd, 2011 and has reached 400,000 views.
==Plot==
Shuudou Shoujo (Nun Girl) is a nun in a local church, but she’s unsure of why she's there to begin with. Whenever the priest was away, she would spend the time on her computer. She listens to the confessions of the townsfolk but never takes them close to heart. One day, her 'computer guide' suggested she try being an Idol. 
She accepted, starting a career as an online idol. Though she was well liked, her fans would start growing sparse overtime and turning against her. During an attempt to get her revenge by inflicting harm upon herself, she remembers that before she became a nun, she was an idol. 
She had been popular but also controversial, having tried to commit suicide. In panic, she goes back to the church and attempts to cut her wrist, but the priest comes back. Though she only intended to remove his hand from her shoulder, she accidentally stabs him in the process, killing him. 
Regretting what she did, she begs for forgiveness and returns to her life as a nun. 
==Characters==
*Shuudou Shoujo/Guuzou Shoujo
*Dr. Realist
*Maigo Shoujo
==Lyrics==
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|-|Japanese=
---街は等しく救う　未来絶たれた者たちを　忘却の彼方に"罪"を置き去りにしてまでも---
少女「？」
街外れの教会で　私は一応聖職で
何故この仕事なのかは　まったく分からないんだけどね？
神父の目を盗んで　こっそりとダラダラモチャモチャ
あとはステンドグラス磨きと　暇をもてあまして適当にお祈り
今日も迷える子羊たちの懺悔の声に耳を傾ける
「恋人が見つからないんですー＞＜」
はいはいイイ人見つかるといいね
お悩み相談所かここは！（間違ってはないけど...）
一日が終わり
<<ＰＣ起動（スイッチオン）>>
ああ忘れてたよ　ゴメン→　形式（かたち）だけの感謝（いのり）<<物欲（ヨク）薄イシ>>　←平和な証でしょ　
分別（フィルタ）失くしたモニタが　吐き出し続けるのは
退屈なDisりあいと宗教戦争（せんそう）もどきばかり
ねえお願い電脳ガイドさん　こんな地味な私でも
刺激的な毎日が送れるヒントを頂戴
H.N.☆Realist☆>「では偶像少女（アイドル）などやってみてはいかがかな？」
超☆展☆開
キーボード叩いて　変★身　ネットでアイドル
愛と夢その他いろいろ　振りまく天使（自称）よ！
無☆問☆題
大量爆撃（たくさん）のお祈り「汝（アナタ）に幸ありますように☆」
楽しいことしたほうが　神様も喜ぶに決まってる！
楽しいのもつかの間　ちょっと浮かれすぎていたわ
しばらくして　飽きられて　人も疎らになってしまった！
湧き出す不快な暴言に　思わず
---ムカつく、なんなのアイツラ---
見せつけてやるワ！　見せてやるわ！
投げつけた言葉がどんな結果を生むのか！！
とっさに握ったのは禍々しく光る刃
すべてを　”思い出す"　ここで何を"懺悔"したかったのかを
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過去の私もアイドルで　同じように居場所失って
無い頭搾った結論　あてつけにと
「リスカ中継でも……」
痛み背負う聖女（という設定）がいいので　教会へと　タカタカトコトコ
死ぬ気は特にないけれど　大袈裟なナイフ宛てがい　ここで一旦停止？
「そっか、不法侵入だったわ」
掴まれた肩　背後には若い神父（おとこ）
あわてて振り払おうとしたその手にはまだ
「運命の悪戯なのか　手放し忘れたナイフが……」
「必然の因果なのさ　手放し忘れたナイフが……」
こんなに悲しい紅色は生まれて初めてみた
誰が　何を　どうして　どうしたら　わからないよ
こんなに滑稽な理由で誰かが死んでもなお
無かったことにできれば……と思う　救いようが無いわ
ここで　ごめんなさい続けたら　神様は
私のしたこと全部を　赦してくれるかな
ここで　ごめんなさい続けるから　神様は
私のしたこと全部を　赦してください
私が背負うには　あまりに重すぎるから
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もう未来へは進まない　どんよりと溜まる続けるのは
鳴り止まない懺悔の念（こえ）と　降り続く後悔の涙(あめ)だけ
|-|Romaji=
---Machi wa hitoshiku sukuu mirai tatareta mono tachi o bōkyaku no kanata ni "tsumi" o okizari ni shite made mo---
"? Are?"
Machi hazure no kyōkai de watashi wa ichiō seishoku de
Naze kono shigoto nano ka wa mattaku wakaranain dakedo ne?
Shinpu no me o nusunde kossori to daradara mochamocha
Ato wa sutendo gurasu migaki to hima o mote amashite tekitō ni oinori
Kyō mo mayoeru kohitsuji tachi no zange no koe ni mimi wo katamukeru
Koibito ga mitsukaranain desu ><
Hai hai ī hito mitsukaruto ī ne
'Onayami sōdansho ka koko wa! ?' (Machigatte wa nai kedo... )
Ichinichi ga owari
<<PC kidō suitchi on>>
Ā, wasurete ita yo. Gomen ￫ keishiki katachi dake no kansha inori <<butsuyoku yoku usu ishi>> ￩ heiwana akashi desho!
Bunbetsu firuta nakushita monita ga hakidashi tsuzukeru no wa
Taikutsuna disri ai to shūkyō sensō sensō modoki bakari
Nē onegai dennō gaido san konna jimina watashi demo
Shigekiteki na mainichi ga okureru hinto o chōdai
"dewa gūzō shōjo aidoru nado yatte mite wa ikaga ka na?"
Chō☆ten☆Hiraki
Kībōdo tataite hen ★ shin netto de aidoru
Ai to yume sonohoka iroiro furimaku tenshi (jishō) yo!
Mu☆mon☆dai
Tairyō bakugeki takusan no oinori "nanji anata ni sachi arimasu yō ni ☆"
Tanoshī koto shita hō ga kamisama mo yorokobu ni kimatteru!
(READY?)
Tanoshī no mo tsuka no ma chotto ukare sugite ita wa
Shibaraku shite aki rarete hito mo mabara ni natte shimatta!
Waki dasu fukaina bōgen ni omowazu
Mise tsukete yaru wa! Misete yaru wa!
Nagetsuketa kotoba ga donna kekka o umu no ka! ! 
Tossa ni nigitta no wa magamagashiku hikaru yaiba
Subete o "omoidasu" koko de nani o "zange" shitakatta no ka o
Kako no watashi mo aidoru de onaji yōni ibasho ushinatte
Nai atama shibotta ketsuron atetsuke ni to
"Risuka chūkei demo......"
Itami seou seijo (to iu settei) ga ī node kyōkai e to takata kato kotoko
Shinu ki wa toku ni nai keredo ōgesa na naifu ategai koko de ittan teishi?
"Sottska, fuhō shinnyū datta wa"
Tsukamareta kata haigo ni wa wakai otoko
Awatete furiharaou to shita sono te ni wa mada
"Unmei no itazura nano ka tebanashi wasureta naifu ga......"
"Hitsuzen no inga nano sa tebanashi wasureta naifu ga......"
Konna ni kanashī beniiro wa umarete hajimete mita
Dare ga nani o dōshite dōshitara kai wakaranaiyo??
Konna ni kokkeina riyū de dareka ga shinde mo nao
Nakatta koto ni dekire ba…… to omou sukuiyō ga nai wa
Koko de gomennasai tsuzuketa ra kamisama wa
Watashi no shita koto zenbu o yurushite kureru ka na
( “Fukō” o sayonara)
Koko de gomennasai tsuzukeru kara kamisama wa
Watashi shita koto zenbu o yurushite kudasai
Watashi ga seou ni wa amari ni omo sugiru kara
Mō mirai e wa susumanai don'yori to tamari tsuzukeru no wa
Nari yamanai zange no nen koe to furi tsuzuku kōkai no namida ame dake
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---The town equally rescues those who were severed from the future, even up to making their "sins" be deserted in a distant oblivion.---
"? Huh?"
In a church in the outskirts of town, I have a tentative vocation, 
Though I don't wholly understand why I have this job, do I? 
Stealing a glance at the priest's eyes, I'd secretly just kinda slack off. 
Afterwards, I polish the stained glass, then I have way too much free time, and properly pray. 
Today as well I will lend my ear to the confessing voices of the lost lambs. 
I can't find my lover. ><" 
Yes, yes, it'd be nice to find a good person. 
Is this a consultation office for troubles!? (Though that's not quite incorrect...)
One days end. 
<<PC Start UP (Switch On)>>
Ah, I forgot. SORRY→ ↑Just a method (form) of gratitude (prayer) <<WEAKLY greedy (GREED)>> It's peaceful proof! 
What the monitor that lost its discretion (filter) continues to spit out 
Is only boring Disreason, religious wars (war), and all sorts of fake stuff. 
Hey, please, computer guide. Even though I'm this plain, 
Please give me a hint so I can spend every day stimulatingly.
"Then how would you like to try being an idol girl (idol)?
Ultra☆Evo-☆lution. 
Striking the keyboard, a meta★morphosis into an idol on the net. 
An angel who lavishes lots of stuff, love and dreams, (wannabe) etc.! 
No☆Prob-☆lem. 
A bombardment (lots) of prayers. 「So that there is happiness for YOU. ☆」 
It is decided that God will also be delighted if I do enjoyable things! 
(Ready?)
It was enjoyable for a brief time. I was having a bit too much fun
After some time, I got tired of it, and the people also grew sparse. 
I don't think about the uncomfortable rash remarks that gush out. 
I'll show you! I'll show you! 
What kind of fruit the words you threw at me will bear!!
What I grasped at once was an ominously shining blade.
I "remember" everything, and what it was I wanted to "confess" here. 
My past self was also an idol, and lost their place to be, same as me; 
The mindlessly whittled-down conclusions and insinuations. 
"Even though I'm cutting my wrists too......" 
A saint burdened with pain (or such a setup) is good, so I scurry towards the church. 
Though I don't especially feel like dying, I've allocated such a grandiose knife. Is this a temporary stalemate? 
「Ah yes, I was trespassing.」 
My seized shoulder. Behind me was a young priest (man). 
I panic, and that hand I decided to shake off still... 
"Is this a destined prank, or did I forget to drop the knife......" 
"It is inevitable cause and effect. You did forget to drop the knife......" 
I watched as this sad of a red color was born. 
Who, what, how come, why did it-- IT CAN'T BE UNDERSTOOD?? 
Even though someone would die for a reason this comical, yet 
It's irredeemable to think if I hadn't and could've, then...... 
If I continue to say that I am sorry here, then God 
Would forgive all that I have ever done, I wonder. 
(GOODBYE "MISFORTUNE") 
Since I'll continue to say that I am sorry here, then God 
Please forgive all that I have ever done. 
Because it is much too heavy for me to bear.
I will not advance to the future anymore. What continues to heavily collect 
Are only confessing thoughts (voices) that won't shut up and rain (tears) of regret that continues to fall. 
(Translation by BerrySubs)
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==Theory:==
* In the novel, it has been confirmed that Shuudou/Guuzou Shoujo stayed in the church, continuously praying for her sins, but in Colorful Voice, she became an idol yet again.
==Trivia==
*Illustrations from Infinity series appears in this song, there are Hatsune Miku to Asobou!, Hatsune Miku no Bunretsu → Hakai, and 0
*The 'computer guide' is Dr. Realist. His dialogue with Shuudou Shoujo is in the talk Wagamama na Shoujo to ☆]]
==Gallery==
19118404 p6.jpg|Letter from Maigo Shoujo. Translates to "I lost my boyfriend"
19118404 p1.jpg
19118404 p2.jpg|Shuudou/Guuzou about to kill the priest
Shuudou syuri22.jpg|Illustration by syuri22
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