ITWOK 3

== Chapter 1: L1B ==
The popular HHW user Bob NEkaro was crying. He was crying because the popular HHW user StrawberryMaster had stepped down from owner of HHW, making him be replaced by Pasture River. He was now a TS; or, in his language, Level 1 Bob, or L1B. It was very sad, and he was a very sad Bob. He needed to get back to a Level 6 Bob, or a bureaucrat, but he did not know how to. He considered consulting the Cult of Layten, responsible for seven failed Discordgates, but he was repulsed by their general stupidity. 
He was confused about the correct course of action; but he quickly realised that he had a Hurricane Van, capable of flying and named after a sad TS. He was probably going to drive to StrawberryMaster's house in Brazil and make him a TS. But now was the time for internet drama - not real drama. So he created a Discord server, called "I lost the weather, where is it?", and invited several topkek EX and banned users that were not part of the silly and extremely unintelligent Cult of Layten, such as Alissa, Emmaelise401, and some random person in the HHW discord called "Marcus THE Category 5", who was wholly topkek, and began to scheme to cause internet drama for no reason and make SM a TS while doing nothing else.
They trialled and considered many methods of performing this action, such as gaining the power of wind, sucking SM into Bob's hand, and moving him to the TS category, and crashing the Hurricane Van into his house, but none of them worked. Bob was stumped - what should he do?
But then Bob hit upon a legendary idea. A truly great idea. An idea so brilliant that it would change the course of history. He was going to invite every single person to have ever used HHW onto his Hurricane Van, which was really an oversized caravan strapped to a 2002 Lexus RX, and then host a public trial and demote him to TS. The other three users agreed to a great degree and screamed in joy at the truly perfect nature of the idea.
But there was a risk; a very serious risk of becoming a Level -2 Bob by getting banned for his coupish actions, or even a Level -3 Bob by having Hype shuffling on him with a 10,000 lb hunter from Halo until he completely ceased to exist. And he had no plan to avoid this, which was very stupid, but oh well. 
Bob was happy and immediately became a Level 2 Bob at the sight of the truth and brilliance of his idea.
But he needed to do things to do the ideas.