Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
(Shows Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros in rainbow)
Narrator: In a world where good and evil collide, (Shows a picture of planet earth.) A legend is born. (Shows clips of Battle of Midway.) Even in the fate of the world. (Shows a Aquaman logo.) A hero is about to rise.
(Stan Marsh appears)
Stan Marsh: Why am I here?
Narrator: Because you're the star of the movie and you're the hero.
Stan Marsh: Actually it's a sequel.
Narrator: That's right!
(Michael Jackson - Speed Demon plays)
(Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters logo appears)
Narrator: Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters
(Stan Marsh is walking past an Imaginationland sign.)
Stan Marsh: Look out, People! I'm back!
(Stan Marsh looks at the camera.)
Stan Marsh: What does this do?
(Stan Marsh shakes the camera.)
Director: Stop shaking the screen, Stan!
Stan Marsh: Sorry!
(Screen showing acting credits)
Finn Wolfhard
Jack Dylan Grazer
Julian Dennison
Noah Schnapp
Jacob Tremblay
Jack Nicholson
Bill Hader
Charlie Day
Harrison Ford
Gal Gadot,
And More Actors and Actresses!
(The words Coming Soon in 3D appears.)
== Trailer 1 ==
(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)
(Shows Warner Bros logo)
(Trailer begins with the Warner Bros. logo but the screen goes past the logo to somewhere far far away)
(Shows a world shaped like a circle)
Narrator: This, is a world called Imaginationland! It was formerly called the Toontown World, well nobody even knows why, same for me.
(Screen gets closer to a planet)
Narrator: This planet was home to many citizens!
(N-Trance - Stayin Alive Plays)
Narrator: Welcome to South Park! Home to many many many many South Park citizens! Everybody there love making things and visiting things! Making things was their only fun thing they can do, everyone were so friendly to them!
(Screen showing a metropolis)
Narrator: This was a city called South Park! It has Population of 8,008,093. One of the citizens named Stan Marsh, he always get into fights and stuff, and always lonely.
(Music gets higher in volume)
From the studio that brought you Happy Feet, The LEGO Movie, and Storks!
(Screen showing Stan's times being bullied)
And Paramount Pictures
Stan Marsh: What the? (looks in telescope to Evil Side? Wait a minute. Is that a army? (sees King Pig) Oh no! (hears him talking)
Somebody who is hated a lot
Stan Marsh: GUYS! King Pig will attack this planet
Scott Tenorman: Yeah right, nobody will believe you jerk!
Discovers something by their next door planet!
Stan Marsh: That's IT! I will go find other people to help me!
South Park citizen #4: Good luck on your stupid quest!
(Screen showing Imaginationland)
Spongebob SquarePants: We can get the Mayor to help us! The others and I know a shortcut through some places!
Kyle Broflovski: Wait so one of our gods can help us?
Bev Gilturtle: Yup!
Everywhere you go
(Screen shows them entering a game called Work At A Pizza Place)
Sanjay: I will help you too! Right, Craig, Po, Felicity, Yana, Miguel, and Athena?
Po, Felicity, Yana, Miguel, and Athena: Yes.
Stan Marsh: Great! Let's go find the Mayor and take down King Pig and his villains!
(Screen shows them in Ultimate Driving)
Kenny McCormick: (muffled) (Uhh... why are we all in cars?)
Harrison Ford: I don't know to be honest!
People you meet will help you!
The Mayor of Imaginationland: I will agree to help you but taking down a former king is tough.
(Screen showing acting credits)
Finn Wolfhard
Jack Dylan Grazer
Julian Dennison
Noah Schnapp
Jacob Tremblay
Jack Nicholson
Bill Hader
Charlie Day
Harrison Ford
Gal Gadot,
And More Actors and Actresses!
Rigby: LET'S DO THIS!
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Homer Simpson: (sees Scrat picking up his nut) LOL, you love nature?? I hate it (sees bug, then Kills it) (chuckles)
Scrat: (makes noises)
Homer Simpson: Ow! What the hell was that?
Scrat: (makes noises)
Homer Simpson: OH GOD NO! SHUT UP ALREADY! Why am i the big brother of that chipmunk?!
A New Age Begins: Thanksgiving 2020
== Trailer 2 ==
(Screen shows Paramount Pictures logo, and then shows the Warner Bros. logo, and then the screen travels far far away)
(Shows a WORLDthat is shaped like a circle)
Narrator: This is a universe called the South Park Universe!
(Screen gets closer to Imaginationland and South Park, then gets even more closer to a metropolis)
(Pitbull - Back in Time plays)
Narrator: This was a city called the same name! It is home to many people! In fact, it has a population of 8,008,093!
(Music gets louder)
From the Studio That Brought You Happy Feet, The LEGO Movie, and Storks!
Stan Marsh: Guys! King Pig and the villains are gonna take over this planet!
Scott Tenorman: Like we believe you, IDIOT!
(Scott Tenorman and all the South Park citizens laugh at Stan Marsh)
Stan Marsh: That's IT! I'm gonna find other people to help me!
South Park #9: Okay bye, we hope you die on your quest!
South Park #4: Good luck on your stupid quest!
Somebody who is bullied a lot
(Luis Fonsi ft. Demi Lovato - Echame La Culpa plays)
Spongebob SquarePants: We can get the Mayor to help us! The others and I know a shortcut through some places!
Kyle Broflovski: Wait, so one of our gods can help us?
Bev Gilturtle: Yup!
Discovers something about their next door planet!
(Screen shows them in Jailbreak)
Mickey Mouse: We're in PRISON?!
Zuma: Don't worry! I can get out! (Slams head to bars) Oh wait, let me do it more! (slams head into the bars even more)
Edie Von Keet: What?! (sighs) (Facepalms)
(Screen shows them in Survivor)
Stan Marsh: Wait, where are we?
The Mayor of Imaginationland: We're in the Survivor games!
Survivor Games Announcer: Hello there! Would you like to participate in the games?
Homer Simpson: Oh! Oh! Can I?
Survivor Games Announcer: What's your name?
Homer Simpson: uhhh Homer Simpson?
Survivor Games Announcer: No, your Competitor name!
(music stops)
Homer Simpson: OH! (gets idea) I am Mr. Donutty! Get it, I am a Donut? D'Oh!
Survivor Games Announcer:... (makes a smile) Have fun at the games!
(Music continues)
Sometimes Journeys
Stan Marsh: Uh-oh. EVERYONE DUCK RIGHT NOW!
(One of the engines explodes at Innovation Inc. Spaceship)
Might Lead to Trouble!
(Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch and the good characters can be seen going through a portal at Survivor, but ends up in Evil Side, and then, King Pig traps them)
Althea Andrea: You ain't going anywhere until tomorrow's battle!
King Pig: Soon, all of South Park and Imaginationland will be MINE!MUWHAHAHAHAHA!
Join the adventure with Stan Marsh and his friends! November 21!
== Trailer #3 ==
(Shows MPAA green screen)
(Cuts to black)
(Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee))
(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)
(Shows Warner Bros. logo)
(Fades to white)
(A pencil draws a silhouette of Stan Marsh which pulls a string revealing a metropolis background with houses on South Park)
From the Studio That Brought You Happy Feet, The LEGO Movie, and Storks!
Stan Marsh: GUYS! King Pig will attack this planet
Scott Tenorman: Yeah Ok! (turns to everyone on the city) HEY GUYS! THIS TEENAGER WHO ACTS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD SAYS THAT KING PIG AND THE VILLAINS WILL TAKE OVER THIS PLANET!
All of the South Park citizens of South Park: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
South Park citizen #10: IDIOT!
Somebody who is hated a lot
Stan Marsh: (gets angry) THAT'S IT! I will find different people to help me!
South Park citizen #9: Okay bye, we hope you die on your quest!
South Park citizen #4: Good luck on your stupid quest!
Discovers something about their next door planet!
Spongebob SquarePants: We can get the Mayor to help us! The others and I know a shortcut through some places!
Kyle Broflovski: Wait so one of our gods can help us?
Bev Gilturtle: Yup!
Sometimes Journeys and Danger
Clyde's Father: Wendy? Testaburger? The Testaburgers' daughter?
Stan Marsh: Yeah.
Clyde's Father: I thought she was with that Butters Stotch kid.
Stan Marsh: (sadness switches to anger in a flash) What?!
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Shrek: Oh my God!
Patrick Star: (sees a bank in jailbreak)Can we rob the bank? PLEASE?!
Stan Marsh: NO! WE ARE HEROES, NO VILLAINS!
Patrick Star: (cries)
Comming Soon. Only in selected theatres. See it in 3D.