Mother's Warning

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In the countryside of Wales, back in December, 1879, a young gentleman rode on a horse to a mansion one evening.  He rode his horse into an open-barn and a few seconds later, he walked out, closing the barn-door.  The man entered the mansion and found a lantern and lit it.  
The gentleman wandered into the parlor down the hall and made a fire in the old fireplace.  Sitting beside the fireplace in a chair, his lantern went out suddenly.  The young man poured himself a glass of wine from a bottle on an end-table, beside the glass.  As he drank, the curtains in the parlor lit up white and a figure materialized in the chair across from the man.  He stopped drinking his wine and gasped in fear.  It was the phantom of an elderly lady.  
Her straight-hair was up in the bun and gleaming-white, her skin was a sickening-green and her flowing-dress was a thick-black.  The specter looked at the man, with huge, dead-eyes that glowed-white.  The inside of the spirit's mouth also glowed-white.  "Good evening Yancy, it 'tis me, your Mother!" the ghost said to the man.  "Mother?? It 'tis you?" Yancy asked, wide-eyed.  "Yes, dear, I have come to warn you of a crook, who shall break into our old home here!" the ghost of Yancy's mother explained.  "Why, thank you Mother.  Thank you for the warning!!!" Yancy said, still in surprise.  Just then, the sound of the front door opened and quietly shut.  
Yancy grabbed a poker from by the fireplace, stepping out, into the hallway.  A burglar quickly aimed a shot gun at Yancy.  "Happy Christmas.  Give me your bloody gold now!!" the crook ordered Yancy.  The ghost of Yancy's mother turned the burglar around and ripped her ghostly-face off, showing a ghostly-skull, got the weapon and shot the terrified-crook dead.  The ghost disappeared in the darkened-hall.  
Looks like Yancy's mother really GOT INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT eh?  She really had a FACE OFF with that crook heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!