Unsmart Ways to Unalive

Unsmart Ways to Unalive is the 3rd most popular video on the channel. It makes fun of the usage of "unalive" in the place of the word "die" in YouTube videos. Each line of the lyrics seem to have as little words as possible.
== Lyrics ==
Touch the metal in oven
Forget to cook muffin
Get foot hurt
Eat dirt
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart ways to unalive
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart to unalive
Do stay on the street
Do forget to eat
Eat too much
Get crushed
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart ways to unalive
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart to unalive
Steal all of the rice
Get slice and dice
See much light
Get fight
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart ways to unalive
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart to unalive
Get distract on the road
Walk creek lick toad
Go acid rain
Remove brain
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart ways to unalive
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart to unalive
Be very mean in the school season
Eat nyquil chicken for no reason
Get grounded 1 million years
Sad because no robux
Become green bean
Be sus
Unsmart ways to unalive
Unsmart ways to unalive
Unsmart ways to unalive
Such unsmart
Such unsmart ways to unalive
== Beans ==
Character	Name 	Corresponding lyric
n/a 	Stupe 	"Touch the metal in oven"
n/a 	Lax 	"Forget to cook muffin"
n/a 	Numskull 	"Get foot hurt"
n/a 	Dummkopf 	"Eat dirt"
n/a 	Botch 	"Do stay on the street"
n/a 	Doofus 	"Do forget to eat"
n/a 	Ninny 	"Eat too much"
n/a 	Mishap 	"Get crush"
 	Drug Dealer 	"Steal all of the rice"
n/a 	Stumble 	"Get slice and dice"
n/a 	Bungle 	"See much light"
n/a 	Numpty 	"Get fight"
n/a 	Hapless 	"Get distract on the road"
n/a 	Calamity 	"Walk creek, lick toad"
n/a 	Clod 	"Go acid rain"
n/a 	Dunce 	"Remove brain"
n/a 	Doomed + Bonehead	"Be very mean in the school season"
n/a 	Pillock 	"Eat Nyquil chicken for no reason"
n/a 	Dimwit + Divvy 	"Get grounded 1 million years"
n/a 	Dippy 	"Sad because no Robux"
n/a 	Putz 	"Become green bean"
n/a 	Loopy 	"Be sus"
== Trivia ==
* This is the first song on the channel to feature Drug Dealer.
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