Q13E01 - Bludger? I Hardly Know Her!

In this episode, the hosts read approximately the first half of the story "Bet On It" by idreamofdraco.
== Episode Summary ==
The tension is heating up between Professors Weasley and Draco both on and off the Quidditch pitch.
== Notable Moments ==
* You save 15% or more on your car insurance with Graco (play on Lyndsay's guess of what the Draco/Ginny ship name would be)
* Allie admits that in the last year or so she's read over 140 fanfics. Lyndsay and Danny have read zero outside of the pod.
* Potterotics Homework: Send them any of your early fanfic works because they want to do an episode where they read them.
* Lyndsay talks about her non-existent daddy issues as a child
* Allie was a hippie and wrote about which colours represents each emotion and also saving the rainforest.
* Allie and Lyndsay are appalled that McGonagall appears to be retired. Danny imagines her lounging on a beach in a bikini sipping a mai tai.
* Danny and Lyndsay talk about new shows (A.P. Bio). Allie is almost caught up on Arrested Development.
* Allie has issues reading aloud and then has a laughing jag.
* "I'm going to spank you. After we develop the plotline of this story where I get to spank you. Otherwise it will come a little out of left field." ~ Danny, imitating Draco.
* Danny prefers "balls" jokes
* The hosts apparently think Draco laughs like Beavis & Butthead
* "Crotch" is a moodkiller.
* Phew! McGonagall is still there.
* "Interesting correlation between the retirement of Madam Hooch and subsequent hiring of Ginny Weasley and the sudden rising interest in Quidditch among fourth year boys." ~Danny
** "Everybody fly topless!" ~ Lyndsay
* Danny does a Dobby voice which may be even better than is Pansy voice!
* Dobby cuts sandwiches into the shape of a sock (which is a lot of wasted sandwich)
* Allie needs to pause the story to find out which subject Septima Vector taught (arithmancy). Lyndsay couldn't care less.
* Allie mispronounces "Matilda" as "Matilder".
* Allie mispronounces "scowl" as "scwowl" - kicks off a laughing jag
* Everyone is running with "Matilder" - change approved!
* Why are they even riding brooms? Shouldn't technology have advanced? They should be riding roombas!
* A little bit of gasping Lyndsay at the end.
* Lyndsay improvs an extension to the Wands Up or Down song to mock their sloppy handling of the end of the reading.
* Dumbledore = Mr. Belding
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Likes the tension and dynamics. Excited to see them work out their angst
Danny: Up 
* Reference to McGonagall on the beach was great (not actually part of the story, but is now part of Danny's headcanon).
Lyndsay: Up 
* Likes the Draco tension
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Stephanie's remix of "This is Me" from The Greatest Showman - First person perspective of Harry waking up as Harriet from Season 5.
* Dave and Emily have a lot of visuals to churn out for this episode.
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