Swordfighters

Creator: Ghastly.
Editors: Cosmobo, Ghastly.
Writers: Ghastly.
Air Date: 28. 08. 2015
Episode: 29
Season: 3
Series: Channel Chasers
==Transcript==
[Please note that this episode was suppoused to be finished AGES ago, September to be in fact! But due to The Empire of The Wolf. I had to delay it until now...
So, here it is and enjoy!]
[The episode starts off on a bench with the main characters.]
SpongeBob: Did it actually need to take that long to get us here?
[He gets thrown a message. Bit my GSCE tailfin signed by Ghost.]
Sandy: Where are we now?
SpongeBob: I don't know, but it looks like Japan.
Squidward: Japan?
SpongeBob: What's the matter, Squid?
Squidward: I remember Japan from a long time ago... in the summer of '83.
SpongeBob: Okay. I don't want to hear the story.
[Then, some ginger teen and a black, small haired girl following him decide to barge into the group.]
Squidward: Hey! What's the matter with you two?
Ichigo: Oh, sorry... squid.
Squidward: I'm an octopus, ginger.
Ichigo: Well, that kinda makes sense. My name is Ichigo, Ichigo Kurosaki.
SpongeBob: A pleasure to meet you, Mr Kurosaki.
Patrick: What's your name?
Rukia: My name is Rukia Kuchiki.
Patrick (clicks tongue.): Nice.
Rukia: Thank you, strange sea adorable sea creature.
Patrick (whispering to SpongeBob): She called me adorable!
SpongeBob: I guessed, Pat. So, where this place?
Rukia: You guys are in Karakura Town. It's where "he" lives.
Ichigo: Oi, at least I don't point at you when I say you live in the Soul Society.
Squidward: Sounds emo.
[Everyone except Rukia laughs at that joke as she looks sharply at Ichigo for laughing, in which keeps on doing.]
SpongeBob: Sorry, but we must dash. We've got another--
Sandy: SpongeBob, we haven't yet seen the whole town yet to go.
Squidward: It could have music!
Mr Krabs: It could have businesses that I could take over and make money!
Patrick: It could have... I don't know what else it could have.
SpongeBob: Okay, fine... But at the first sight of trouble, we get the heck out of here.
[They walk into the downtown areas of Karakura Town, Ichigo and Rukia are the tour guides and the crew that SpongeBob has with him are the tourists.]
SpongeBob: Alright. I'm convinced. This place is cool as ice.
Rukia: SpongeBob, this is the smallest part of the smallest town here. This is only one part of a puzzle.
SpongeBob: Rukia, I didn't get that. I didn't get that because how the hell am I speaking Japanese?
Rukia: That I can't understand...
Ichigo: Sponge Boy? Did you take Japanese before you came here?
SpongeBob: I don't even know what language it is supposed to be.
Ghastly: However, I think I can explain.
[The team turn around to find Ghastly, from previous episodes behind them.]
Ghastly: Did you miss me?
[They all end up in a cafe, drinking their drinks.]
Ghastly: So, SpongeBob. The reason you can speak Japanese is because you and Patrick have been in the Tardis and it has a translation matrix. Translates anything or anyone to your own language. So, we're all talking Japanese but it translates to English.
SpongeBob: Good. Now I don't have to complain as they can't hear.
Rukia: SpongeBob, at least everybody has an establishment of English. So, I bet I would be able 
to hear whatever your saying.
Sandy: Wait, wait. Wait. What are you (pointing to Ghastly) doing?
Ghastly: Don't you worry, Sandy. I'm hear from the last episode. Come on guys, we've got to go to our next place.
[They then hear a massive bang noise, Rukia's phone goes off.]
Rukia: Crap. Sorry, but we've gotta go. Come on, Ginger!
Ichigo: Shut up. Call me Ginger again and I will slice you up for dinner.
[They get out of their keigos and run towards the source of the problem. Ghastly winks because he knows what they are doing. He teleports the others as he leaves.]
Ghastly: See you in the next special!!!
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