書斎城殺人事件 (Shosaijou Satsujin Jiken)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
誰がやったんだ？　誰がやったんだ？ 	dare ga yatta n’da? dare ga yatta n’da? 	Who did it? Who did it?
ゆーなゆーなみなまで云うな 	yuuna yuuna mina made iuna 	Don’t say, don’t say, don’t let everybody know
 	 	
慇懃無礼招待状の宛名は探偵ら 	inginburei shoutaijou no atena wa tantei-ra 	The passive-aggressive invitation was addressed to “Detectives”
文豪の遺稿捜しな 	bungou no ikou sagashina 	To investigate some posthumous manuscripts
開催地は書斎城 詳細以上 	kaisaichi wa shosaijou shousai ijou 	The meeting place was “Study Castle,”“Study Castle” is probably playing on an aphorism that “a study is a man’s castle.” no other details
今愉悦の謎解き始まる 	ima yuuetsu no nazotoki hajimaru 	Time to start unraveling a delightful riddle
 	 	
豪華絢爛頭脳遊戯 女学生も挑む 	gouka kenran zunou yuugi jogakusei mo idomu 	A schoolgirl challenges this magnificent game of logic
“助手”の作家を引っ張って 	“joshu” no sakka o hippatte 	Dragging out the author who is her “assistant”
猟奇絢爛脳髄娯楽 その最中 	ryouki kenran nouzui goraku sono sanaka 	In the middle of a dazzling amusement for the sensation-seeking mind
すわ不可能犯罪事件ミステリヰトリック 	suwa fukanou hanzai jiken misuterii torikku 	Oh my, an impossible crime, a mystery trick!
 	 	
また灯台デモクラシヰモトクラシヰ 	mata toudai demo kurashii moto kurashii 	Though there’s a lighthouse, it’s dark at the foot of it“Toudai moto kurashi” is a saying roughly translating to “it’s dark at the foot of the lighthouse,” meaning that sometimes the hardest things to spot are the ones that are right in front of you. “Toudai demo kurashi” could mean “it’s dark even though there’s a lighthouse here,” but “demo kurashi” is written in katakana, almost identical to the way “democracy” is written as a loan word (it’s using an archaic character). So the line as a whole could be read something like “It’s dark at the foot of the lighthouse of democracy” or “As with a lighthouse, it’s dark at the foot of democracy.”
あー先生に訊いてみよっかな 	aa sensei ni kiite miyokka na 	Ah, maybe I’ll try asking my teacher
「問題外。君なんぞ戦力外」推理やり直し 	“mondaigai. kimi nanzo senryokugai” suiri yarinaoshi	“Out of the question. You’re off the team” — The deductions have to be redone from scratch
 	 	
本格頭脳決戦だ 探偵ばっかで乱戦だ 	honkaku zunou kessen da tantei bakka de ransen da 	It’s a good old-fashioned battle of wits, a detective-versus-detective melee
まったくジャンケンぐーちょきパラノイア 	mattaku janken guu choki paranoia 	A real game of rock-scissors-paranoiaIn the context of rock-paper-scissors, “guu” means rock, “choki” means scissors, and “pa” means paper, so the English translation here actually doesn’t change the wordplay much.
まさか侵入者？　もう証拠は隠蔽だ 	masaka inbeedaa? mou shouko wa inpei da 	Could this be a trespasser? The proof is still hidden
頭掻いて悩み歩け 	atama kaite nayamiaruke 	Racking your brains, walk around and worry it over
這い寄るモノノケぱらいそ楽団　この指とまれ 	haiyoru mononoke paraiso orukesuta kono yubi tomare 	The mononoke creeping up, Paraiso Orchestra, stop at my fingertips
誰がやったんだ？　誰がやっかんだ？ 	dare ga yatta n’da? dare ga yakkanda? 	Who did it? Who had a grudge?
解いてもみなまで云うな 	toite mo mina made iuna 	Even if you figure it out, don’t let everybody know
 	 	
西方 阿弥陀 	seihou amida 	Buddha of the Western Pure Land
西には神楽坂　東にゃ神保町 	nishi ni wa Kagurazaka higashi nya Jinbouchou 	To the west is Kagurazaka, to the east Jinbocho
おさげ 揺れる　スカート　はためく 	osage yureru sukaato hatameku 	Braids swinging, skirt fluttering
妖怪 少年　トンビコート 	youkai shounen tonbikooto 	Youkai, boys, an Inverness cape
ホシの所作異常　捜査委譲 	hoshi no shosa ijou sousa ijou 	The perp’s behavior is strange; the investigation is transferred
ほら“あの子”の推理が始まる 	hora “ano ko” no suiri ga hajimaru 	Look out, “that girl’s” deduction is starting
 	 	
補陀落　自堕落　桜梅桃李　青梗菜 	Fudaraku jidaraku oubaitouri chingensai 	Mount Potalaka; self-indulgence; cherries, apricots, peaches, and plums; bok choy
異論　反論　無論　口論　ドロ論破 	iron hanron muron kouron dororonpa 	Objection, rebuttal, of course, an argument, a rhetorical victory論破 “Ronpa” means winning an argument, but ドロ論破 “dororonpa” doesn’t really mean anything; as far as I can tell, the wordplay here is based on the fact that Dororonpa is a manga and anime about a ghost girl.
大混乱からの大団円？　謎が謎を呼ぶ 	daikonran kara no daidan’en? nazo ga nazo o yobu 	Out of the chaos, a resolution? The riddles bring more riddles
 	 	
どっちを向いても探偵だ　頭いいのに残念だ 	docchi o muite mo tantei da atama ii no ni zannen da	Wherever you turn, there’s a detective; so smart, it’s such a shame
結局何遍やっても怖いのイヤ 	kekkyoku nanben yatte mo kowai no iya 	After all, no matter how many times I do this I still can’t stand scary things
作家と舌戦だ　妖怪らと接戦だ 	sakka to zessen da youkai-ra to sessen da 	A verbal battle with the author, close combat with the youkai
手がかりがそっくり消えた 	tegakari ga sokkuri kieta 	The trail of clues vanished completely
ふたりは混合禁止の楽団 花一匁 	futari wa kongou kinshi no orukesuta hana ichi monme	We two are orchestras that don’t mix, picking people to join our teams
誰が欲しいんだ？　誰がおっ死んだの先生 	dare ga hoshii n’da? dare ga osshinda no sensei 	Who do you want? Who died, Teacher?
 	 	
雪風　ひゅるらりらん　月花　貴種流離譚 	yukikaze hyururariran tsuki hana kishu ryuuritan 	The snowy wind, whoooosh, the moon and flowers, a lost noble heir貴種流離譚 “Kishu ryuutan” is a folklore-studies term for the narrative archetype in which a hero of noble birth is cast into humbler circumstances, goes on an adventure or several, and then is restored to his rightful place.
本格頭脳決戦だ　探偵ばっかで乱戦だ 	honkaku zunou kessen da tantei bakka de ransen da 	It’s a good old-fashioned battle of wits, a detective-versus-detective melee
まったくジャンケンぐーちょきパラノイア 	mattaku janken guu choki paranoia 	A real game of rock-scissors-paranoia
まさか侵入者？　もう証拠は隠蔽だ 	masaka inbeedaa? mou shouko wa inpei da 	Could this be a trespasser? The proof is still hidden
頭掻いて悩むが良い 	atama kaite nayamu ga ii 	Go rack your brains and worry it over
どっちを向いても探偵だ　頭いいのに残念だ 	docchi o muite mo tantei da atama ii no ni zannen da	Wherever you turn, there’s a detective; so smart, it’s such a shame
何遍やっても怖いのイヤー！ 	nanben yatte mo kowai no iyaa! 	No matter how many times I do this I still can’t stand scary things!
這い寄るモノノケぱらいそ楽団　この指とまれ 	haiyoru mononoke paraiso orukesuta kono yubi tomare 	The mononoke creeping up, Paraiso Orchestra, stop at my fingertips
誰がやったんだ？　誰がやっかんだ？ 	dare ga yatta n’da? dare ga yakkanda? 	Who did it? Who had a grudge?
誰が欲しいんだ？　誰がおっ死んだ？ 	dare ga hoshii n’da? dare ga osshinda? 	Who do you want? Who died?
解いてもみなまで 云うな 	toite mo mina made iuna 	Even if you figure it out, don’t let everybody know
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*女学生探偵vs冥探偵 (Jogakusei Tantei vs Meitantei) (album)
==External Links==
*VocaDB
*EJ Translations - Translation Source
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