Susan TV Episode 4 (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

== Susan Wraparound 1 ==
Crowd Cheers
Susan: "Hello, my audience. Today we have one Susan TV episode after another! It came out so soon. Why, you may ask? Because we had the money to. Last episode, our sponsors in the quote unquote shorts that were actually commercials were able to get over thrice more money than they usually did. They then decided to give a third of their money to the showrunners so that they can keep the profit they earned which is twice than their usual."
Curd: "We owed you a lot, Susan."
Susan: "Coincidentally, I am in a cartoon myself, and this segment with Susan TV is part of the fourth episode of the fourth season, and this is the fourth Susan TV episode."
Curd: "That's a lot of fours!"
Susan: "Indeed. Now let's show our first short. It's from..."
Isabella: she does a drumroll
Susan: "Isabella!"
Isabella: "Wait, I thought I was supposed to make the music."
Susan: "Do you have a short?"
Isabella: "I... don't."
Susan: "I told you to prep-"
Isabella: "It was ANNE who owns it. Of course, I composed the music for every short, but this one is an exception. I wrote the script, Oliver composed the music, and Anne animated."
Susan: "Oh, wait, I remember! We do it by teams!"
Aardvark Guy: "What kind of a host are you if you can't even remember your format?"
Susan: "A funny one. I pretended to not remember! Anyways, ladies and gentlemen..."
Anne: "Anne, Isabella, and Oliver present... Squishy BrownPants!"
Crowd Cheering
== Squishy BrownPants ==
Squishy: “Hey, Super Star!”
Super: “Yes, Squishy?”
Squishy: “I wonder what Octi is up to now.”
Super: “I don’t know. Why don’t you find out in his house?”
Squishy: “Great idea, Super!” he runs to Octi’s house “Hey, Octi! Why is your house a Tiki?”
Octi: “None of your business, Squishy. Now go away. I have a clarinet recital, and I need to practice for tomorrow.”
Squishy: “OK…” he goes to his apple home
Mary: meowing
Octi: “Also the fact that snails act like cats underwater and the fact that worms act like dogs underwater is weird.”
Squishy: “Wait a minute, Octi! It’s 6:50! Quickly before we are late for our job at the Luscious Lobster!”
Octi: “Mr. Lobs is not going to do anything to me if I don’t go to work.”
Squishy: “You’re gonna miss out on the fun!” he runs to the Luscious Lobster
Luscious Lobster
Mr. Lobs: “Hey, Squishy me boy! I lowered the price of me Peng Patties so that more of me customers can buy! After all, I learned about supply and demand.”
Squishy: “That’s great, Mr. Lobs!“
Mr. Lobs: “Get to work, Squishy me boy.”
Squishy: he makes a lot of Peng Patties and serves multiple customers “Ahh, serving people with smiles is the best thing in the whole world.”
Mr. Lobs: “And getting more money from me customers is great too!”
Squishy: “Wait, why can I cook underwater?”
== Susan Wraparound 2 ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: “Wow! That last scene was hilarious! Our next guests are… Muscle, Madeline, Beam, and Gleam!”
Crowd Cheering
Gleam: “Hello, comrades.”
Madeline: “It’s I, Madeline. Gleam is my best friend.”
Muscle: “Beam is my best friend. My name is Muscle.”
Beam: “Hey! Gleam is my brother!”
Muscle: “Madeline, looks like you are the only sister in the group.”
Madeline: “Just show our short already. Susan.”
Susan: “Fine.”
Muscle: “Ladies and gentlemen, Muscle, Madeline, Beam, and Gleam present… Phoenix and Herb!”
Crowd Cheering
== Phoenix and Herb ==
Inside the House
Phoenix: “So Herb, what should we do today?”
Herb: he shrugs
Phoenix: he turns on his TV
The TV shows a McMickeys’ Commercial
Phoenix: “Hey, Herb! I know what we’re gonna do today! We’re making a fast food restaurant!”
Candy: “Don’t even dare. I’m calling Mom.”
Phoenix: “Tell her about our fast food restaurant!”
Candy: “By the way, where’s Penny?”
Penny: she enters through the toilet
General Jenny: “Penny, it’s your Mom Jenny the Platypus here. We’ve tracked Dr. Foolmyshirtz again. He’s taking away all of the chocolates in the Di-State Area. Find him and put a stop to whatever he’s planning before it’s too late.”
Penny: her seat becomes a hoverboard and she uses it to go to Foolmyshirtz’s base
Phoenix and Herb’s
A lot of people eat here
Izzy: “Hey, Phoenix! Whatcha doin’’?”
Phoenix: “Operating a fast food restaurant that will become a franchise one day.”
Izzy: “Wow! That’s great, Phoenix! Lakeside Gals, let’s go help them!”
Lakeside Gals: they help Phoenix and Herb by making pizzas and burgers for them
Phoenix: he serves people who ate their lunch ice cream
Foolmyshirtz Crime Incorporated!
Penny: she gets trapped in a capsule
Foolmyshirtz: “Penny the Platypus! You’re early! Behold, my Choco-rizer! It’ll turn this stadium into a chocolatey wonderland.”
Penny: she was visibly scared
Foolmyshirtz: “Chocolate is my favorite food. It was the only thing that kept me happy while I got abused by my parents.”
Phoenix and Herb’s
Phoenix and Herb’s Theme Plays
Phoenix: “Welcome to Phoenix and Herb’s
Other restaurants really cannot curb
The popularity of this amazing restaurant
So bring your brothers, sisters, uncle and aunt!”
Izzy: “Our products cost a bit less than other places to eat
So I’m pretty sure rise will the demand for this meat
Breakfast, lunch and dinner will be fun
Cause in Phoenix and Herb’s, you will never be done.”
Foolmyshirtz Crime Incorporated
Foolmyshirtz: “Now, Penny the Platypus, become chocolate!” he gets out his Choco-rizer and shoots it at Penny
Penny: she does not flinch
Foolmyshirtz: “Why aren’t you flinching?”
The capsule becomes chocolate
Penny: she eats the capsule and kicks Foolmyshirtz out of the building
Foolmyshirtz: “CURSE YOU PENNY THE PLATYPUS!”
Penny: she throws the Choco-rizer away and it gets destroyed after it shot a laser at Phoenix and Herb’s
Phoenix and Herb’s becomes chocolate
Candy: “Mom! Phoenix and Herb made a restaurant!”
The chocolate gets melted and the kids eat it all
Mindy: “What am I supposed to see?”
Candy: “Wait, WHAT?”
Phoenix: “Hi, Mom!”
Mindy: “Hi boys!”
Herb: “Chocolate comes from plants.”
Penny: she walks to Phoenix
Phoenix: “Oh, there you are, Penny!”
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Cheers
Susan: “Is this even a short? This is too long to be a short, but whatever. It was great anyway. Lastly, we present to you… the X-Girls! A short of it at least. By… the Rose Family, Samantha, Spencer, Platinum, and me?”
Aardvark Guy: “Hey! You did this joke before!”
Susan: “Oh. Right. Thanks whoever you are-dvark!”
Susan: “Let’s show the clip.”
Crowd Cheers
== X-Girls ==
Brain Monkey: “Hahahaha! I’m going to take over the world by getting the key to the city!” he was in a giant monkey robot
Daffodil: “Not so fast, Brainy!”
Dandelion: “X-Girls, let’s go!”
Daffodil: she used her supersonic scream to knock back the Brain Monkey’s robot
Brain Monkey: “Nooo!”
Dahlia: she quickly punched the robot multiple times and they dealt heavy damage
Brain Monkey: “How are you doing this?”
Dandelion: “We learned new powers!” she used ice breath to freeze the robot
Brain Monkey: “Gotta get out of here before the predictable happens.”
The three girls charge at the robot and destroy it
Brain Monkey: he gets away
Policeman: “Brain Monkey, you’re arrested for your crimes against the world.”
Brain Monkey: “Aw, shucks.”
== Susan Wraparound 4 ==
Crowd Cheered
Swift: “Yes, I do like X-Girls.”
Ava: “I don’t blame you! It’s a great show!”
Anne: “Squishy BrownPants is better, and so is the entirety of Dimelodeon.”
Muscle: “No, Yensid Network is better than Dimelodeon, as evident by Phoenix and Herb.”
Ava: “No, Cartoon Channel is better!”
They fight each other in a fight bubble
Swift: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down. Maybe there will be a debate.”
Ava: “There is no debate! Action beats music!”
Muscle: “Music beats all.”
Anne: “Comedy beats all!”
Ava: “Action beats all!”
Swift: “Just agree to disagree.”
Anne, Ava, and Muscle: “Fine.”
Susan: “Great job, team. You made a pretty good show today. Hope we could do more of this in the future. We are, actually. Anyways, bye bye everyone!”
Crowd Cheers
The End!
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