Taste Test

Taste Test is an episode of Season 417 of SpongeBob SquarePants. It marks the debut of The Amazing Digital Circus
== Transcript ==
Krabs: spongebob me *breath in* BOI
spongebob: What
Krabs: we be losing customers
SpongebOb: hOW the heCK
Krabs: apparently for them krabby pattys aare so last century
spongebob: and?
krabs: AND IT'S MAKIN ME LOSE MONEY ARR ER ER ER ER ER (crying not laughing)
sponge: ok ok krabs think of something
krabs: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
French narator: millions of m's later
Krabs: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGOT IT
spongebib: wat
krabs: MAKE OTHER STUFF OUT OF ME PRECIOUS PATTIES
sponge: wdym
squidward: LESS YAPPIN MORE CRACKIN
krabs: so you slice a patty in many pieces and grill them to make...
(the result is shown)
PATTY FRIES!
spugna roberto: MISTER KRAPS YOUR A GENIUS
kraps: yo'ure*
squardwid: I SAID STOP THE YAPPIN
incidental 50405893457938437895: *shows up*
squard: welcome 2 the crusty crabs may i take your order
incidental 905582394034654656: i want the krabby pizza
squard: WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA HERE IDIOT
mistur krabps: actually we do OH SPONGEBOYYYY AHOYYY
spongibobu: COMING UP (proceeds to cook patty the shape of pizza crust and puts ketchup, grated cheddar)
spoungebuh: ORDER UPPPPPPPPP
incidental 05904583453044054: wow thank you very much
another incidental i lost the count of: i need these KRISPY CATS
splungebunge: ONE KRUSTY DOG COMIN UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp
that other incidental: thank you
meanwhile
tlankpon: wow everything is made out of krabby patties now??????
karen: yes
walk the plankton: WHICH MEANS THERE'S HIGHER CHANCES OF GETTING THE FORMULA??§§!!!??
karen: who knows i'm just a minor character
planktons: shut up karen IT'S TIME TO STEAL A PATTY FRY
karen: i have no choice but to speak to your manage-
plantkon: shut up karen
day one
(plankton has a microchip in which karen can talk through)
karen: did you see a customer eat a fry
planktus: yes
kraken: okay then GET THAT FRY NOW
plantkon: sure
(touches the patty)
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
we are alerting you about a real emergency. a plankton steals a french fry made out of krabby patties. AVOID THAT PLANKTON AT ALL COSTS! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mr kraps: how dare you (steps on plantkons)
end of EAS
plantkosn: i hate my life
mr karpas: i love me money i love me menus
day two
planktank: i'm gonna take that fry again
kraps: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE FORMULA
plantkosn: but
krubs: if you keep doing it i will SEND YOU TO THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS
plantkon: NO NO ANYTHING BUT THE INCREDIBLE ANALOG FESTIVAL
krabs: then don't steal
plantksons: fine
day three
people still eat the many foods made out of patties
plantkon: i'm ready
kRAbs: HEY I TOLD YOU TO STOP STEALING MY PATTIES THAT'S IT throws plantkon to circus
Krusty the klown: HEY KIDS HUHUHUAGHHUAGH welcome to the AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS
plankkotn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE DIGITAL CLOWNS
krusty: prepare to get stepped on
planktons: oh no
GOOD ENDING!
== Reviews ==
10/10 no chatgpt junk - Common Sense
-1/100 EVERYBODY PLEASE HATE THIS VIDEO - mr. enter
101/10 you have indeed done an effort with that episode by writing it yourself instead of messing up with an AI - ms. exit
- squard
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