I'd Ship It

Very, very occasionally, the party realizes that they kinda ship it.
== Yeah, We're Twelve ==
*Poetry / Tyro: The party might have been referring to her as Tyro's girlfriend for about half a year before it occurred to them that they had no proof whatsoever. Then they might have basically broken them up on Valentine's Day. Baww.
*Demilich --> Deathlock: It's probably good that the demilich couldn't speak Common. Also, man you have to be desperate to hit on a dead guy, regardless of how pretty the dead guy is. Let's not think about that part. Let's not think about this ever again.
*Ming-ui / Prince Avimeus: Weirdly hilarious, but with a tragic ending.
*Ming-ui / Jaxil // Gauve / Jaxis // Ming-ui / Jaxis // Gauve / Jaxil: Reincarnation is fun.
*Yolanda / Dankhill: Late October on the same night as the first assassination attempt on Grax NEVAR FORGET
*Sam Ash / Shiolay: On a cold night near the Hall of Many Things...
*Sam Ash / Fab Dick: It's a good thing that Fab D can cast mend, because Sam is ripped.
*Sil'meelen / Dread Pirate Lucy: Is this pairing canonical, or is it ghost canonical?
*Kalera / Luke: Once again, this is canon - at least, as of 1441.
*Fennyn / Ethan: Well, Ethan is really, really pretty. Dead, but pretty.
*Random civilian adventurer / Ethan: "Hi!" "Who the fuck are you?" "...I love you!"
*Tyro / Ethan: Foeyay at its finest.
*Goneril Frontline Eleven/Vishnu's mech: "Can we exchange serial codes?"
*Aether/Cicero Tiberius Shadolan: She's too tall and beardless for him. But she'd still like to knock him out. D'aww.
*Aether/Prince Avimeus: The sweet tale of a drow in search of a sugar daddy. 
*Ashra --> Grax: "Your foeyay is the closest thing to belonging to your people that you have."
== BroTPs ==
*Ulfgar and Yolanda: Their friendship is so manly.
*Claire and Ethan: One's asexual! The other is dead! Together, they fight crime.
*Baudin and Ethan: Awkward.
*Ashra and Claire: "You are probably the happiest anyone has been under a mind flayer."
*Lucy and Apple: "You're the best adventurer I've ever hired. Now get back in the cage."
*Solid Snake and Liquid Snake: "LIQUID." "BROTHER!" "LIQUID." "BROTHER!"
*Ashra and Ethan of Malvont: "That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me." "Teach me to be a drug dealer?" "Okay!"
== Twos ==
*Ironically enough, the only time that Ariana could get close to Shiolay was the aftermath of another two.
Category:For the lulz