Ow, My Farts!

This is an arcade game in which either one or two players "out fart" the other kid; it is also a battery-powered tabletop game and an app, the latter being a wholesome, high-quality alternative to "Oh My Fart." Every incarnation of the game stars Madison and Kam (famous for saying, "Ow, my eye!") in Findley Plaza having a fart contest.
== Arcade Gameplay ==
# Insert your token or swipe your card first; pick your kid (Madison or Kam) second. 
# Tap the "Faaart!" button to make your kid squeak out a short, simple toot; press and hold down the "Faaart!" button to make your kid fart a loud and long butt balloon!
# Whoever gets "out farted" by their opponent's loudest, longest and funniest fart wins 99 tickets; the loser only gets 9 tickets.
== Tabletop Gameplay ==
# Turn on the game and select your character by pressing on the purple treble clef for Kam or the green lightning bolt for Madison.
# Push on the button that matches your chosen character to make him or her do a simple, short poot; hold down the symbol for a really loud and long butt balloon!
# When you "out fart" your opponent, you'll hear him or her say, "Ow, my eye!" That means you win!
# If you get "out farted" by your opponent, you'll hear your character say, "Ow, my eye!" That means you lose.
== App Gameplay ==
# Pick your character by tapping on them.
# Tap the screen to squeak out a tiny fart; hold your finger down on the screen to unleash a long and loud butt bomb!
# When you "out fart" your opponent, you'll hear him or her say, "Ow, my eye!" That means you win!
# If you get "out farted" by your opponent, you'll hear your character say, "Ow, my eye!" That means you lose.