Debt

Debt is a Mr. Rrarrg! episode. In this episode, Patrick and the gang (with plankton) break into nickelodeon studios to pay debt for the copyright claim they got for The Last Episode. 
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=== Characters: ===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Plankton (Debut)
• Sea Spider (Debut)
• Grr
• Babba
• Karen Plankton (Debut)
• Mr Krabs
* Head Of Nickelodeon (Debut)
• Realistic Fish Head (Debut)
== Transcript ==
Realistic Fish Head: Hello viewers from around the world, I have come to announce that today's episode is NOT a special! You've been fooled! Ok now onto the episode.
(The actual episode begins with patrick mopping the cave ceiling)
Patrick: Damn it, I hate having to pay for what happened last episode.
Rrarrg: rrrarararararg (yeah, how are we even gonna get the money to pay anyway? We don’t have any money.)
Patrick: (shrugs) I have no idea. Anyone got any ideas?
Babba: babababbbababab (why are you on the ceiling?)
Patrick: i don't know.
(patrick falls from the ceiling)
Patrick: I think I have a migraine now. Someone come up with an idea and fast.
(The others start thinking while thinking music plays)
Grr: grrr! Grrrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrrrrrgrgrgrgrrrggrrr (I got it. How about we start a lemonade stand?)
Babba: bababababababa (Where are we gonna get lemonade from?)
(Patrick’s brain starts working again)
Patrick: Lemonade? We can get some from the fridge.
(Babba opens the fridge)
Patrick: Oh. It’s completely empty.
(A sea spider jumps out of the fridge and attacks Patrick’s face)
Patrick: AHHHH! SEA SPIDER!
Sea Spider: Hello your computer has virus.
Patrick: GET IT OFF OF ME!
(grr slaps patrick across the cave and kills the sea spider)
Patrick: ouch. Thanks grr!
Grr: grggrgrgr (no problem)
Patrick: okay
(patrick peels off wall)
Patrick: let's see what's in the fridge
(shot of empty fridge)
Patrick: shit
Babba: babbababa (I know a place we can get lemonade)
Patrick: Really? Where?
Babba: bababababa (bikini bottom)
Patrick: That's the last place we should go right now!
Babba: babbababa (I can go by myself)
Patrick: Okay I guess that works.
(One hour later…)
(Babba re enters the cave with an entire box of lemonade)
Patrick: Wow. Now let's get to work.
(Cut to the gang setting up a lemonade stand right outside the cave)
Rrarrg: rrrarararg (wouldn't it make sense to do this where people can see us?)
Patrick: Damn it!
Grr: grrrgrgrgrr (i think i know another way we can get money)
Patrick: I'm listening.
Grr: grgrgrggrgggrrgr (we could sell something!)
Patrick: You're not helping.
Grr: grrrgrgrgr (well I'm all out of ideas)
Babba: babbababa (what if we got a job?)
Rrarrg: rrarrraragrgarrgrrrgagr (where in the barnacles would we find a job that will accept us?)
Patrick: Rrarrg, I thought you already had a job with the Krusty Krab, remember?
Rrarrg: rrarraggragrgrrg (i got fired a few weeks ago)
Patrick: oh. Well somewhere’s gotta hire us. Who would hire literally anybody on the spot? Hmm…
Babba: babbababa (ooh, I know, I know!)
(Cut to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: Karen, I think I need some more help around here.
Karen: Why don't you try hiring somebody? 
Plankton: My computer wife, you know nobody is stupid enough to-
(The gang enter the Chum Bucket)
Babba: babba. (hi we're here for a job)
Plankton: Quadruple bingo! Ahem, you're all hired.
Patrick: alright! Where do we start?
Plankton: Well…
(Cut to the four of them all mopping the floor)
Plankton: And remember, I'll be paying all of you sub-minimum wage for your hard work!
Rrarrg: rrarrg (yay?)
Plankton: Alright, henchmen, I’ll see you in five hours. I gotta do a little *ahem* business.
Babba: bababbaa (ok have fun)
Karen: Sadly I know exactly what he's gonna do.
Plankton: Shut up Karen! (leaves the Chum Bucket)
Patrick: Well, I guess this is better than nothing…
(Five hours later…)
Plankton: Hey all, I'm back. How's life?
Patrick: Painful.
(The Chum Bucket is squeaky clean)
Plankton: My my, you guys actually did a good job. You even got rid of the dust bunnies.
Rrarrg: (coughs out a dust bunny)
Plankton: Well instead of paying you guys sub-minimum wage, I'm paying you minimum wage!
Patrick: Yay!
(Plankton gives the four of them their cash)
Patrick: Oh man, this isn't even close to being able to pay off our debt to Nickelodeon.
Plankton: ...debt to Nickelodeon?! Those scumbags.
Grr: grrgrgrgr (can you help us or something?)
Plankton: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Babba: bababababa (how much)
Plankton: (takes away all the money he paid them) That much.
Patrick: There goes all our debt money.
Plankton: Relax, I’m going to get back at them. It won’t be easy though.
Grr: grrgrgrgr (what are you going to do?)
Plankton: We all need to head to Nickelodeon Studios and give them money from their own bank vault.
Patrick: isn't that stealing
Plankton: who cares we're gonna give the money back anyway
Patrick: that is true
Plankton: Let’s go, everyone!
Narrator: later…
(The head of Nickelodeon Studios is counting the money made off of its shows)
???: Money money this, money money that, money makes my wallet fat. WHAT’S THIS? SOMEONE USED A ONE MINUTE CLIP OF THE LOUD HOUSE?! NOOOOOO!
(the head clicks a button on his computer)
(in the house of the person who posted it)
Person: i have posted a clip from the loud house. Now im gonna get-
(their house explodes)
???: (laughs) i love sueing people
(Plankton and the others are hiding in a bush next to the studio)
Plankton: Okay, so here's the plan. We sneak inside, go to the vault, steal the money, and send it back to the studio.
Rrarrg: rrrararg (do you know where the vault is?)
Plankton: This isn't my first rodeo with Bitchelodeon.
Rrarrg: rrarrg (damn)
(A nick employee starts walking through the door)
Plankton: now!
(They all pop out of the bush and follow the employee into the building)
Patrick: Where's the vault?
Plankton: Just follow my lead.
(Plankton and the others take several turns left and right. Rrarrg hits a wall by accident and says “ow”)
Plankton: Shh! They'll notice us!
Nick employee: (looks around) Eh?
Plankton: Crap!
(patrick whacks the employee with a plank and the employee passes out)
Plankton: where'd you find that?
Patrick: long story
Plankton: Okay, the vault is just around the corner now.
(they peek around the corner and they see 2 guards)
Guard: so then there was this huge explosion-
Plankton: dammit why are there always guards and what are they talking about that seems like fun
Babba: bababa (thats not important right now)
Patrick: we need to get that money! but how?
(they all stop to think)
(cut to them throwing a coin into the corridor)
Guard: and then he-
Guard 2: wait. did you hear that?
Guard: it sounded like… MONEY!
Guard 2: boss might give us a raise! Get to it now!
(they run after the coin)
Plankton: that was easier than i thought.
Patrick: TO THE VAULT!
Rrarrg: rrarragraggrarrarg (leave this to me)
(rrarrg comes up to the vault and busts the door open)
Plankton: damn
Patrick: GET THE MONEY!
(cut to the head of nickelodeon in his office)
Head: agagagaga, oh how i love money and suing people
(plankton busts the door open)
Head: what? how did you get in me office?
Patrick: you left the door open
(shot of open door in the hallway to office)
Head: oh.
(the head comes closer to his desk, revealing they are mr krabs)
Mr Krabs: Well, what are you here for?
Patrick: we're here to- wait, what are we here for again?
Rrarrg: rarrarrag (to pay debt)
Patrick: oh yeah! We are here to pay the debt!
Mr Krabs: well, do you have the money?
(they throw the bags of money on the table)
Mr. Krabs: Sweet! I’m rich… er! Wait where did you get all thi- and theyre gone
(shot of an empty office)
Mr Krabs: damn
(cut to them back in the mountains)
Patrick: thanks plankton for helping us
Plankton: no problem patrick. If you need any help ask me any time. Well i'm heading back to the chum bucket. See you later
(plankton leaves the mountains)
Patrick: well that was a satisfying conclusion.
Babba: babababa (yeah)
== Trivia ==
• This episode marks the conclusion of the first part of the first season. The rest of the season will be produced in 2022.
• This episode has the shortest title of the show, being only 4 letters long.
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