This is Not a Musical: Seriously, It's Not

The third season 2 episode, and totally not a musical episode. Enjoy the earworms!
==Script==
*(People are in an audience, about to watch a musical. The curtain opens, revealing Rack, who is about to sing.)
*Rack: There's nothing to do, nowhere to go.
*Rack: No one for fun, I feel like I'm done.
*Rack: I. Am. Bored. Oh my lord, I am bored.
*Rack: I don't know what to do, and I. Feel. Blue.
*Rack: What to do?
*(Rack notices a picture of him, NH, US and Rig.)
*Rack: Huh! This is what I should do! Go for a walk, or two. 
*Rack: To talk with doggie, US and........ Rig? 
*Rack: I shall go outside, so I don't die inside, and so I. Won't. Be. Bored.
*(Rack walks outside.)
*Rack: Man, I suck at this singing thing.
*(US comes out.)
*Rack: Hey US.
*US: Hey Raclk. For some reason, I feel like singing.
*Rack: Uh, okay..........
*(US clears her throat.)
*US: I hate many things. I hate spaghetti, and fans (Not you guys) (she winks), I despise suspenders, I detest airplanes, I loathe spatulas!
*US: I resent spaghetti, I hate suspenders, airplanes, spatulas!
*US: I. Hate. Spaghetti, suspenders, airplanes, spatulas! Oh, and did I mention suspenders?
*Rack: Why do you hate that stuff?
*US: Same reason chocolate and white chocolate are enemies.
*Rack: Huh?
*US: Anyway, I'm bored, so see ya. (She hums her song as she walks away)
*Rack: Huh..... I should check up on doggie to see if he's okay.
*(Rack walks to NH's lab.)
*(Cut to NH. He is listening to a radio.)
*NH: (Humming): Gah, another song stuck in my head! Why do songs have to be so catchy?!
*NH: I hate catchy songs. They are awful, dreadful, atrocious.
*NH: I detest them. They are painful, terrible, rotten.
*NH: I despise them. They are unspeakable, deplorable, lamentable.
*NH: I loathe them. They are pitiful, distressing, horrid.
*NH: I want to destroy them. They are crappy, lousy, mediocre.
*NH: I want to rid of them. They are incompetent and poor.
*Rig: Hi NH! Did you use a "cinnamon" dictionary? Because, I love cinnamon!
*NH: Uh........ (blushes) No, I didn't! You know my brain is smart enough to think of a song with no help.
*Rig: Oh, 'cause I wanted to sing with you!
*NH: No thanks........
*(NH walks away.)
*(Cut to Rack.)
*Rack: Man, NH must be busy.
*(Cut back to Rig.)
*Rig: Oh well, I can sing a solo!
*Rig: Why does there need to be famous peoples? Why does there need to be famous singers? I bet if I was the only singer, I'd be popular.
*Rig: Other singers give me the pooties, yes, the pooties!
*Rig: They give me the pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, poo- and, they're annoying.
*(The curtains fall down, showing the crowd is appalled by the performance.)
*US: I told you this would suck!
*NH: Whose idea was this anyway?
*(Rack raises his hand.)
*US: Well, great job, Raclk! Now we're never gonna get a career in singing!
*NH: Besides, this episode was too short.
*Rig: I don't know guys, I think Rackleson did a perfect job on my song.
*NH: Rig, shut up.
*Rig: Okie dokie!
*(Rig puts soap in her mouth.)
*Rig: (muffled): Mm, bubbly!
*Dep. Mayor: Yeah, I didn't even do anything in it!
*Rack: Guys, calm down. I have an idea. How about we have an itter closing song?
*US: Okay, but it better be the good kind of itter!
*NH: You ruin my life every day, so why does it matter?
*Rig: Yay! I get to sing again to the peoples!
*Dep. Mayor: Fine, but I better get a solo in it!
*Rack: Okay, let me write it up.
*(Rack writes on his paper.)
*(1 hour later. Most of the audience has left, with the rest remaining either sleeping or waiting impatiently for the next act.)
*(The curtains finally open.)
*Rack: Well, looks like it's that time again.
*US: (questionably, reading script): According to Big Ben?
*NH: It is that time again. The end.
*Rig: And then say hi to some guy named Glen!
*NH: (whispering): Rig!
*All: It is that time again, oh, it is that time again, it is that time again, the end.
*Rack: It's time to end this musical, and episode!
*All: We apologize over how crappy the songs and episode are! We tried our best, but didn't work so well! Thank you for staying around, you're all great!
*(The audience throw tomatoes at the five, and "boo" them.)
*Man: This was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!
*Woman: It was so bad, all of my hair's gone!
*People: We deem your musical a bust. So, go away, and rust.
*(The audience leaves.)
*US: (Pulling Rack by his ear): Let's go, Raclk. Me, NY and Riiiiiiiiiig are gonna teach you a lesson.
*(Everyone leaves............ except the Dep. Mayor.)
*Dep. Mayor: Huh......... I never get my chance. I'm always ignored. I wasn't even in the season finale and didn't get my own segment in Stories of Randomness. I'm never cared about. I never get my shot.
*Dep. Mayor: I wish I got my chance. I didn't even get to dance.
*Dep. Mayor: If only I got my own episode. It'd be the best episode of all!
*Dep. Mayor: If only I was given a chance. Just once, just one time, give me a chance.
*Dep. Mayor: I promise I'll be itter, not kitty litter.
*Dep. Mayor: Just. Give. Me. A. Chance.
*US: Bro, are you going to watch us torture Rack or not?
*Dep. Mayor: Coming!
*(The Dep. Mayor sighs, then leaves.)
*THE END.
==Credits==
===Starring===
*Rackliffelikespurple as Rack
*New Heathera as NH
*Utter solitude as US
*Rigbybestie1510 as Rig
*Dep. Mayor as Dep. Mayor
*Audience as Audience
===Writing===
*Written by: Rackliffelikespurple and Utter solitude
*Additional Material: New Heathera
===Thanks===
To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.
==Songs==
===I Am Bored===
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*Rack: There's nothing to do, nowhere to go.
*Rack: No one for fun, I feel like I'm done.
*Rack: I. Am. Bored. Oh my lord, I am bored.
*Rack: I don't know what to do, and I. Feel. Blue.
*Rack: What to do?
*(Rack notices a picture of him, NH, US and Rig.)
*Rack: Huh! This is what I should do! Go for a walk, or two. 
*Rack: To talk with doggie, US and........ Rig? 
*Rack: I shall go outside, so I don't die inside, and so I. Won't. Be. Bored.
===I Hate Many Things===
*Lyrics by: Utter solitude and Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*US: I hate many things. I hate spaghetti, and fans (Not you guys) (she winks), I despise suspenders, I detest airplanes, I loathe spatulas!
*US: I resent spaghetti, I hate suspenders, airplanes, spatulas!
*US: I. Hate. Spaghetti, suspenders, airplanes, spatulas! Oh, and did I mention suspenders?
===I Hate Catchy Songs===
*Idea by: New Heathera
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*NH: I detest them. They are painful, terrible, rotten.
*NH: I despise them. They are unspeakable, deplorable, lamentable.
*NH: I loathe them. They are pitiful, distressing, horrid.
*NH: I want to destroy them. They are crappy, lousy, mediocre.
*NH: I want to rid of them. They are incompetent and poor.
===Why Does There Need to be Famous Peoples?===
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*Rig: Why does there need to be famous peoples? Why does there need to be famous singers? I bet if I was the only singer, I'd be popular.
*Rig: Other singers give me the pooties, yes, the pooties!
*Rig: They give me the pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, poo- and, they're annoying.
===Closing Song===
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*Rack: Well, looks like it's that time again.
*US: (questionably, reading script): According to Big Ben?
*NH: It is that time again. The end.
*Rig: And then say hi to some guy named Glen!
*NH: (whispering): Rig!
*All: It is that time again, oh, it is that time again, it is that time again, the end.
*Rack: It's time to end this musical, and episode!
*All: We apologize over how crappy the songs and episode are! We tried our best, but didn't work so well! Thank you for staying around, you're all great!
===Audience Song===
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*People: We deem your musical a bust. So, go away, and rust.
===I Wish I Got My Chance===
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
====Lyrics====
*Dep. Mayor: I wish I got my chance. I didn't even get to dance.
*Dep. Mayor: If only I got my own episode. It'd be the best episode of all!
*Dep. Mayor: If only I was given a chance. Just once, just one time, give me a chance.
*Dep. Mayor: I promise I'll be itter, not kitty litter.
*Dep. Mayor: Just. Give. Me. A. Chance.
==Other==
Sorry if this episode seems rushed. I didn't have much time considering spending time with my family and etc.
Anyway, I hope you liked it! :D
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