Bret McKenzie

Bret McKenzie, alongside fellow Conchord, Jemaine Clement, battled Big Time Rush in Big Time Rush vs Flight of the Conchords. He was portrayed by Ian Hecox.
==Information on the Rapper==
Bret Peter Tarrant McKenzie, ONZM (born 29 June 1976) is a New Zealand comedian, actor, musician and producer, best known for being one half of the Grammy Award winning musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords along with Jemaine Clement. McKenzie served as music supervisor for two Muppet films, The Muppets (2011) and Muppets Most Wanted (2014), the former of which won him an Academy Award for Best Original Song for the song "Man or Muppet". As an actor, he is known for portraying Lindir in Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit film trilogies, respectively: in the first he remained unnamed with fans naming him Figwit, a character originally cast as an extra who gained attention thanks to the trilogy's fan community, and in The Hobbit is credited as Lindir, a small character who originally appears in the book of The Fellowship of the Ring.
==Lyrics==
[Bret's lyrics are in green, while Jemaine's are in red.]
===Verse 1===
Y’know, you don’t really know who you’re dealing with
And with those wack rhymes of yours, I feel bad for One Republic.
I’m the Rhymenocerous, I flip you the birds from on my back
And I’m in a horny mood for talkin smack
Against a band of tangerine pro-teen maniacs.
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics are bottomless... Uh... [clears throat]
[Instrumental break as Jemaine and Bret do a dance break, until Jemaine manages to think of what to say.]
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics glow like phosphorus.
Poppin extreme disses off the top of this esophagus
To the worst show on Nickelodeon since Drake & Josh’s permanent hiatus.
We’re both wild, yet trained, domesticated
You’ll give up your recording time just to be dated.
You’re terrorizing your boss, while we’re Cheering Up Murray.
Now excuse us while we go to those three Sexy Ladies.
===Verse 2===
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, but I am thinking what you think I'm thinking.
We're about to make it rain on their faces.
You're battling us, but only cause You Wanna Be Famous.
Leave us, Mother Uckers, go back to Minnesota.
Our rhymes make you go owowowowoowoaoa.
We used to be immature like you, then we took knives and forks to the knee.
You don't got music, sounds more like a screaming junkie with monkey disease.
Without emotion, this time, so that they won't be misled.
We'll let the robots know that Big Time Rush is dead!
==Trivia==
*He and Jemaine are the fifth and sixth music artists to appear in Alanomaly Rap Battles, following Big Time Rush (Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena, Jr., and Logan Henderson), and followed by Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Eminem, Johnny Cash, Skrillex, the Butcher Babies (Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd), and Elvis Presley.
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