Football in Bed

A guy comes home drunk from the bar one night after watching a wonderful night of football. His wife is sleeping so he tries to sneak into bed. He lies in bed for a few minutes and cuts the biggest fart you've ever heard. His wife suddenly wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
With football fresh in his mind, he replies, "Touchdown, I am winning seven to nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
Still in an extremely competitive frame of mind, he thinks, "Alright, I'm gonna fix her, real good." He lies there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. However, he tries so hard he accidentally poops in the bed!
The wife asks, "Now, what in the world was that?"
To which he replies, "Half time, switch sides."
Category:Bathroom Humor
Category:Athletic Humor