Penelope the Pig

A parody of The Muffin Man.
== Lyrics ==
* Penelope's a pretty pig,
* A pretty pig, a pretty pig.
* Penelope's a pretty pig;
* She's pretty and she's proud!
* Penelope is pink and plump,
* pink and plump, pink and plump.
* Penelope is pink and plump;
* She's a perfect pig.