Spades Slick

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==Summary==
Spades Slick, formerly Jack Noir, is the notorious leader of the Midnight Crew, and the former archagent of Derse in the Troll's session. Following his betrayal of the Black Queen and subsequent exile to Alternia, he eventually re-established society with his allies and came into conflict with the Felt, taking on the name of Spades Slick to spite his old nemesis. He is the protagonist of Homestuck's first intermission.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: At least , can harm beings far higher than him by ignoring the narrative | At least , can harm beings far higher than him by ignoring the narrative
Key: Base | Cyborg Body
Name: Spades Slick, the Scurrilous Straggler. Real name is Jack Noir.
Origin: Homestuck
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Classification: Dersite Exile / Cyborg
Powers and Abilities:
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|-|Base=Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Ridiculous proficiency in the use of small bladed weapons, Can flip his sprite, limited Plot Manipulation (Can ignore the narrative and continuity to achieve impossible feats such as harming characters stronger than him with a regular knife, being able to surprise nigh-omniscient beings or modify an objet's function), Power Nullification (Can negate any Time-based powers with Crowbar's crowbar), Dimensional Travel (Can travel to an alternate timeline in which certain people are dead with Die's voodoo doll), Acausality (Type 1), Dimensional Storage, Immortality (Type 1), limited Cosmic and Fourth Wall Awareness, Hacking, Body Control, Death Manipulation with Die's voodoo doll, Self-Sustenance (Types 1 and 2), Pain Tolerance, Resistance to Radiation Manipulation, Poison Manipulation and as well as a limited Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Mind Manipulation and Precognition
|-|Cyborg Body=All previous powers to a greater extent, Flight, Presumable Space-Time Manipulation, and Matter Manipulation via Lord English's Green Sun Cane, Enhanced Senses and Information Analysis
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Attack Potency: At least Small Building level (Easily killed various low to mid level monsters in Sgrub), can harm beings far higher than him by ignoring the narrative | At least Multiverse level+ (Fought with Jack English, Dave, and Dirk, Able to shoot Dirk to death in one of the alternate possible timelines that Dave and Terezi viewed) can harm beings far higher than him by ignoring the narrative
Speed: At least Supersonic+ | Immeasurable (Flew from the Furthest Ring to the Incipisphere in a matter of hours and kept up with God Tiers)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: At least Small Building level | At least Multiverse level+
Durability: At least Small Building level | At least Multiverse level+
Stamina: Superhuman
Range: Extended Melee Range, Multiversal+ with Die's voodoo doll
Standard Equipment: An absurd amount of weapons, including multiple knives, a sword, and the Cast Iron Horse Hitcher. Later acquires Crowbar's crowbar, Die's voodoo doll, and Lord English's Green Sun Cane, granting him access to the entirety of the Felt
Intelligence: High, though marred by his short-temper and destructive nature. When properly motivated and calm, Slick is capable of pulling off complex plans
Weaknesses: Slick is impatient, short-tempered, and needlessly destructive. He doesn't seem to ignore the narrative consciously, merely doing it to respond to whatever he wants at the moment
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
*Ignoring the narrative: As a meta-villain, Spades Slick has shown to be able to to ignore the narrative  and continuity itself allowing him to create litteral incoherences such as harming characters way stronger than him Andrew Hussie, modify the function of previously established objets, or to surprise nigh-omniscient beings without any logical reason.
Note: Base Slick surviving the destruction of the Alternian universe is generally acknowledged as PIS, both in and out of the story. He literally only survived due to the author's intervention.
==Notable Matchups==
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Losses:
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