Humorless Hump Day

This is an ungoofy twist on Wacky Wednesday written by Bebe Jenkins, Canadian kids' author.
== The Unwacky Tale ==
* Once upon a time, in a town called Grumbleton, there existed an unusual day called Humorless Hump Day. It was a day specifically designed for those who considered themselves "too cool for Seuss" and preferred a more serious and somber approach to life. On this particular Humorless Hump Day, the story began with something peculiar on the floor.
* In the heart of Grumbleton, in a dimly lit room, lived a young man named Theodore. Theodore was notorious for his disdain for laughter and all things lighthearted. He prided himself on his seriousness and spent his days immersed in philosophical books and brooding about life's complexities.
* As he woke up on that fateful Humorless Hump Day, Theodore noticed a small, brightly colored object lying on the floor of his room. He grumbled to himself, irritated at the sight of something so frivolous invading his space. With a heavy sigh, he stooped down to inspect it, his face etched with a perpetual scowl.
* To his surprise, the object turned out to be a miniature clown figurine. Complete with a painted smile, a colorful wig, and oversized shoes, it was the epitome of everything Theodore despised. He scowled even deeper, feeling a mixture of annoyance and curiosity. How did this absurd thing end up in his room, he wondered?
* As the day progressed, the presence of the clown figurine seemed to cast a strange spell over Theodore's surroundings. The usually serious and gloomy atmosphere of Grumbleton became even more oppressive, as if the very essence of humorlessness had seeped into the air.
* People went about their day with long faces, their attempts at jokes met with icy stares and disapproving frowns. Laughter had become a forbidden act, and smiles were replaced by solemn expressions. The town, once known for its vibrant spirit, had transformed into a joyless and somber place.
* Theodore, now more than ever, felt that something was amiss. He couldn't deny the impact the clown figurine had on his surroundings, and it troubled him. Despite his aversion to humor, he couldn't help but recognize the value of laughter and the way it brought people together.
* Driven by a newfound determination, Theodore embarked on a mission to lift the veil of gloom that had descended upon Grumbleton. He reached out to his fellow townspeople, encouraging them to rediscover the joy of laughter and embrace the silliness they had long forgotten.
* Slowly but surely, the atmosphere began to change. Laughter, once stifled, found its way back into the hearts of the people of Grumbleton. The clown figurine, initially a symbol of irritation, became a catalyst for a much-needed transformation.
* Humorless Hump Day, once a day of solemnity and seriousness, evolved into a celebration of laughter and light-heartedness. Theodore, the very person who had deemed himself "too cool for Seuss," discovered the power of humor to bridge gaps and bring joy into people's lives.
* And so, with a newfound appreciation for the whimsical and the absurd, Theodore and the townspeople of Grumbleton lived happily ever after, finding a perfect balance between seriousness and levity. From that day forward, they understood that sometimes, even the most serious of souls could benefit from a dab of quirkiness!