Harry Partner and the prospector’s stone

Harry Partner is a remake of the Harry Potter books, but as a western. Hope you enjoy this complete waste of time, and plz comment! 
==chapter one: the cowboy who lived== 
It was a quiet night on the streets of Ye ol mugglesville. The moon was high, and the coyotes howled. An old man walked through, his silver spurs clip-clappin down that old dirt road. He was old and ragged, his long beard filled with pieces of straw, but his look of steel told everyone: “don’t mess with me”. 
He came across a small cat, which hissed at him and jumped back. “Howdy professor.” He said to the cat, and tipped his hat like a gentleman would. The cat transformed into an elderly woman, wearin her best Sunday’s clothes and a gun strapped to her side. “You’re late, sheriff.” She said in a harsh tone. “Where’s the kid?” The old man looked at the moon and scratched his beard. “Hagrid’s got em. He should be here soon.” “Hagrid?! You gave the boy to hagrid?!” “I would trust hagrid with my life.” “Don’t expect him to not lose it”
Category:Literature
Category:Fiction
Category:Fantasy