The Khaos of the Komrades

The Khaos of the Komrades is the forty-fourth episode of Cult of Squid. It released November 13th, 2020, and was written by Locknloaded23 and Purple133.
The episode marks the end of the Krusty Komrades Restoration Arc of the fifth season and acts as a continuation of the Krusty Komrade arc that aired in season 2.
== Plot ==
The Komrades, now fully reformed, release a brutal onslaught onto the Cult.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with cannonballs crashing through the cult stained glass windows)
Buff Jim: Oh dear lord!
Squidward: BUFF JIM! GO GET THE CULT OFFENSIVE READY!
Buff Jim: The what?
Squidward: Go get some people to fight. Preferably war criminals!
Buff Jim: (another brother whispers in Jim’s ear) uh, sir, it would seem that the crab army broke them out. Also they’re upstairs.
Squidward: Well shoot.
(A bunch of angry fish are now inside the cult)
Security: Squidward what should we do?
Squidward: Lockdown?
Security: follow-up question, who are these freaks, and why do they call themselves "Crusty Comrades?"
Squidward: let's just say time travel is very risky.
Security: that doesn't answer my-
Squidward: put the building on lockdown immediately!
(Doc Crayons walks out from his lab)
Crayons: Not a possibility, they destroyed the machine that puts the cult into lockdown. 
Squidward: they WHAT?!
(suddenly the wall bursts down. Krabs is standing there and behind him is an entire army of crabs)
Krabs: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF US?
Squidward: How did you reform?! I destroyed your timeline!
Krabs: Satan gave me a vision of the Komrades from the destroyed timeline! We actually were pretty successful!
Security: what's this man talking about?!
Squidward: you dont remember? He killed me with a spear! 
Security: Youd think I'd remember something like that.
Squidward: oh, right, destroyed timelines. Listen, I'll explain everything later.
Krabs: KOMRADES… ATTACK!
(The Komrades all cheer as they rush into battle unexpectedly)
Squidward: HEY, WE ARENT- (gets hit in the head with a spiked club) OW!
Krabs: damnit, I thought thatd kill you again.
Squidward: no, but that HURT! Jerk! 
Bubble Bass: stand back, Squidward! I can defeat them! I've got a ray gun! (Takes out a ray gun and blasts Komrades left and right)
Squidward: where'd you get that?
Bass: Crayons custom made it for me. It has very limited amount of energy before- (it runs out of energy and stops blasting) drat.
Security: What do we do, Squidward? We're getting hammered!
Squidward: call the Feathered Friends for backup!
(Security rushes to a phone on the wall and dials it)
(Cut to the Krusty Krab. Every Feathered Friend minus Krabs, is at the table)
SpongeBob: So no one's seen where Krabs wondered off to?
Plankton: no clue, man.
SpongeBob: hmm, well, last time a member wandered off, they were possessed by demons.
Patrick: yo.
SpongeBob: I say we form a search party. We can't risk Krabs being possessed by any demons! Think of how much power he'd have against us!
(The phone starts ringing)
SpongeBob: oh, that might be Krabs! Id better take this. (He picks up the phone) Feathered Friends, SpongeBob speaking. (SpongeBob hears loud noises coming through the phone) 
Security: (on phone) SPONGEBOB! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
SpongeBob: who is this? Is this Krabs?
Security: NO, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO COME OVER QUICK! WE'RE GETTING- (static) KOMRADES (more static) HELP BEFORE (a loud crash is heard as the call ends)
(SpongeBob drops the phone as he gets a sudden flashback to the Komrade's first invasion before Squidward destroyed the timeline)
SpongeBob: they're back.
Patrick: who's back?
SpongeBob: Komrades. They're back.
Plankton: who the barnacles are The Komrades, and who even called you?
SpongeBob: Krusty Komrades. They're back.
(Plankton gets a sudden flashback to the Komrades invasion, as does Patrick. They both see Squidward's death in the hands of The Komrades)
Patrick: what the heck happened? What did I just see?
SpongeBob: I have no idea what we're seeing. But we've gotta get over there ASAP. they're in serious trouble!
Plankton: should we pack our weapons?
SpongeBob: yes! We need to go! They sound like they're in a mess of trouble!
(They all run out the door immediately)
(Cut to inside the Lodge. Squidward, Crayons, Noseward and Security are in a secret room with a one-way mirror)
Squidward: god damnit, where are they?
Noseward: uh, where are we?
Squidward: I had this secret room built 2 years ago. Unfortunately I was arrested by Neptune before I could finish. 
Noseward: Did you tell them we'll be in here?
Security: I didnt even know we had a secret room.
(Cut to show the inside of the lodge. It is revealed that the secret room is just a big cardboard box labeled "NOT SECRET ROOM". Mr Krabs notices this)
Krabs: hey, whats this? (Lifts the box, revealing the 3)
Noseward: that was the "secret room??"
Squidward: hey, dont blame me! Do you know how much time and money it costs to build new rooms? I couldn't-
Krabs: shut up and die! (2 buff Komrades hold them down so they can't escape) Man, am I gonna enjoy every second of this! 
(Krabs pulls out a long knife, and begins laughing as he is about to kill them with it, when suddenly he is shot in the back, making him drop his knife)
Krabs: YEOW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? (falls on floor in pain)
Bubble Bass: (walks in, laughing) never underestimate the power of a raygun.
Squidward: You saved us, Bass! 
(The buff Komrades start to grunt in anger charging angrily at Bass, who shoots one in the chest, but gets tackled by the other before he can shoot him)
Bass: every… bone… broken… (passes out)
(The buff Komrade turns to face the rest of them as it begins charging. The others try running but meet a dead end. The buff Komrade does one last supercharge before a sword stabs through his chest, killing them. As he falls down its revealed SpongeBob stabbed him)
Squidward: hey, you came!
SpongeBob: yessir! And it looks like these Komrades have been making quite a mess.
Crayons: my estimation is so far, 500 cultists have been killed fighting a Komrade. Let's not make that go to 600!
Squidward: but they're so much stronger than us, and they destroyed our weapons!
Plankton: we brought weapons!
Squidward: you did?
Plankton: yep! I got em from when Zomp and I were still partners. 
(Krabs gets up with a hole in his chest as he steps on Plankton and steals the weapons)
Plankton: ow.
SpongeBob: THE WEAPONS!
Krabs: these are our weapons now! (Laughs)
(A bunch of Komrades surround the Cult and Feathered friends. Cut to all of them in the jail cell)
Squidward: I can't believe they threw us in our own jail!
Fred: doesn't feel so good, does it?
Squidward: shut up Fred.
Fred: whatever. (Whistles to self)
SpongeBob: I can only imagine what horrors they must be doing!
Squidward: (sees something outside of the cage) hey, what's Krabs doing?
Crayons: let me see. (Grabs telescope)
(Cut to Krabs sitting in the middle of a pentagram)
Krabs: O mighty Satan… Prince of darkness… The deed has been done. I have defeated the Cult.
Satan's Voice: You served me well, Krabs. Now there is just one more thing I request of you.
Krabs: anything for the great Satan.
Satan's Voice: I need you to break the seal separating Hell from the real world. Once that's done, you and I will have total control! The world will be ours!
Krabs: How should I do that, O mighty Satan?
Satan's Voice: say the forbidden ritual words backwards. 
Krabs: what might those be?
Satan's Voice: sruo si hcaeb eht!
Krabs: (clears throat) sruo si hcaeb eht… sruo si hcaeb eht… (eyes glow bright red) SRUO SI HCAEB EHT… (the room glows red) SRUO SI HCAEB EHT!!!!!! (the world flashes red as the pentagram glows red, and Satan's laugh can be heard booming)
(cut back to them in a cage)
Crayons: oh dear God! It's worse than I could've imagined!
Squidward: what is it? What's he doing?
Crayons: He's trying to break the seal between the real world and Hell! Once that happens Satan will be an unstoppable force!
Plankton: what are we doing sitting here? We've gotta stop him!
Squidward: how much time do we have?
Crayons: my estimation is we have 15 minutes before our worlds collide.
Squidward: damnit, of all the days to add impenetrable steel bars to the cage!
SpongeBob: it's hopeless! We lost!
(Fade to a black figure walking towards the Lodge)
(Cut back inside. Krabs' eyes glow bright red as he laughs maniacally, alongside his komrades)
Patrick: okay, hear me out, but I have an idea. What if we ate our ways through these bars?
Plankton: really? That's your plan?
Patrick: do you have a better plan?
Plankton: smartass.
(Cut to Krabs still sitting on his pentagram)
Krabs: SRUO SI HCAEB EHT SRUO SI HCAEB EHT SRUO SI HCAEB EHT SRUO SI HCAEB EHT SRUO SI HCAEB EHT SRUO SI HCAEB EHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
(Krabs stops chanting when he hears someone say "Hey!" offscreen. He looks, and the camera cuts to reveal a shadowy figure in the doorway)
Krabs: who the barnacle are you? Lock him up, boys!
Satan: WHYD YOU STOP CHANTING?
Krabs: (scared) Sorry, Satan, sir! (clears throat and continues chanting)
(The Komrades all go to take the figure away, but they get beaten up by the figure. More Komrades try to carry them away but they all get beaten)
Squidward: hey, whoever that is, keep at it!
Figure: thank you, Squidward!
Squidward: so uh, who are you?
Figure: (throwing a Komrade offscreen) Where's Wormy?
Squidward: Wormy? How do you know about Wormy?
Figure: cut the chit chat! Where is Wormy??
(The figure is tackled by Krabs from behind and struggles with him)
Krabs: (struggling) IVE… GOTTA… FINISH… THE… RITUAL!
Figure: No you don't! (Kicks Krabs so hard he goes flying halfway across the room)
Squidward: hey, could you help us get out of this cage?
(The figure kicks the cage which busts it open, freeing the Cult)
Squidward: so, uh… Who the heck are you.
Figure: y'all will find out in due time.
Squidward y'all? That sounds like...
Komrade: woah, that guy's tough! C'mon, let's rush them!
(All the komrades excluding Mr. Krabs come rushing towards this mysterious person and the cult. They fight and the cult is victorious)
Squidward: (huffing and puffing) I think… We won… (falls on floor)
(Everyone cheers)
Security: (holding Krabs) what should we do with HIM?
Squidward: (weakly) throw him in the cage, forever, I guess. I'm about to pass out.
(Security throws Krabs in a dark empty room)
(The mysterious person helps Squidward up)
Squidward: Thanks, uh, you. so, mind telling us who you are?
Figure: why, I'm… (steps into the light revealing it to be Sandy)
Squidward: woah, Sandy? 
Sandy: Tell me, where is Wormy??
Squidward: oh, Wormy? We got him in a jar.
Sandy: so you took care of him?
Squidward: yes. How'd he get here anyway?
Sandy: Satan attacked me in my lab. I was in critical condition. Did you get the note I sent you?
Squidward: you sent that? 
Sandy: Indeed.
Crayons: well, it seemed unfinished. Do you remember what it was that would weaken Satan?
Sandy: shucks, I can't. When Satan attacked me he made me forget all about that. I'll tell y'all if I remember.
Squidward: well, at least we won with very little casualties.
Crayons: 150+ cult members were killed, Brother Squidward.
Squidward: why were you keeping track?
Crayons: No reason. 
Squidward: weirdo.
Noseward: ugh, it'll take forever to clean up this mess!
Squidward: hey, I've got just the thing!
(Fade to show the Komrades, excluding Krabs, being forced to clean up the entire Lodge)
Squidward: I love slavery. (Laughs as he drinks a soda)
(Fade to show inside the cage. Krabs is sitting alone, when suddenly purple smog fills the room)
Satan's voice: (booming) KRABS!!!!
Krabs: Satan, sir! please forgive me for failing you! I-
Satan's Voice: SILENCE!!!!!! You have failed me in my biggest plan ever! For that, I shall take something of yours!
Krabs: you want me money? (Pulls out wallet)
Satan's voice: I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY! I WANT YOUR SOUL!
(a red hand grabs Krabs' shoulder, and Krabs screams in pain as a yellow glow radiates from the hand. Krabs turns pale and eventually stops screaming, just sitting there emotionless and without a soul. The hand fades away)
(The camera zooms in on Krabs' soulless body as the episode fades to black)
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