Farrhago's Pun List

So, hi. Farrhago here. I tell a lot of puns. I wanted to write them all down somewhere, so I hope y'all don't mind..
You will find herein a list of all the puns I have told on stream (starting on 10/17/18, so unfortunately there's quite a few missing):
*If you load a warm oven into a catapult, is it pre-yeeted?
*(after Mad Verse City crashed) So nobody got to see if their diss connected...
*My only complaint about this game is that their boo pun game is frighteningly weak (Luigi's Mansion)
*(In Rina's strem, but it's so good it counts) For most people, alcohol is a problem...for chemists, it's a solution
*(Rina's strem again) I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...I don't know Y.
*Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
*If I were taken over by a ghost who insults people, I'd be diss-possessed.
*I'm staying cidrated, y'all mind if I turnip?
*Guess you gotta stethoscope the place out, eh barry?
*How does a magic dog greet his master? Elixir!
*If someone chisels your name wrong on your headstone, have they made a grave mistake?
*I'm gonna Raichu a PokePun, are you ready Furret?
*(looking at a dude crushed by a barbell) Guess that guy had a rough spot
*(talking about bees copulating) They bee-seeched you for sex!
*The wings powerup should be a red bull!
*(after "engage parabola" got spammed on Wonder Wicket) If you propose to someone and they curve you, is it an engage parabola?
*San Diego's what you have if you drop a waffle on the beach.
*I hear tell black holes really suck.
* What do you call a hero shooter where the characters are all Muppets? Groverwatch.
* (pt. ii) What do you call a hero shooter where the only character is the 22nd (and 24th) President of the US? Groverwatch.
* (pt.iii) What do you call a hero shooter where you play in a small orchard? Groverwatch.
* What do you call a hero shooter where you wait for water to boil? Stoverwatch.
* (On Deer's stream) I'm trying to get a job polishing mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing.
* (after Barry just chucked TNT for a play of the game) That POTG was dynamite.
*All of my puns are canon because they're a blast.
*I hear F.L.U.D.D. streams sometimes, but they are really watered down and the volume is always too high..
*Shaving with a shotgun is a blast.
*Where we draw-pin bois?
*If this level were off the Amalfi Coast, it'd be Gnocchi Bay (Noki Bay)
*I'm always disappointed in how they do New Years Eve in Times Square. They always drop the ball.
*(On Kung's Stream) My girlfriend said I would never be able to make a car out of linguine...you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
*(On Rina's Stream) Before boats were invented, Filipinos couldn't cross the ocean because it was tubig! [tubig means water in Tagalog]
*(On Mal's Stream) Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? Because it was outstanding in its field.
*(On Tom's Stream) I'd have come up with a whole bunch of library puns, but I think I'd get booked for it.
*(On Chi's Stream) More like Punset Overdrive amirite
*If I don't care about clusters, does that mean I give no clusterfucks?
*Sora just inhales a bunch of nitrous oxide for drive boost.
*Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level.
*(on Rina's Stream) Top news story: Man escapes from whale's stomach by running down to the end until he was all pooped out
*I called my urologist this morning. They asked me to hold.
*What do you get when you call up wood on the phone? Dialogue.
*Barrnold, we should call you Wesley...Wesley Snipes. (Spy Party)
*bananAYAYA bread (Spy Party has a thing where folks say "Banana Bread" real loud)
*(KH3, in a raided streamer's stream) Where does Sully wash his face? In the monster sink!
*(On Vis' stream) About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
*(Vis' stream again) To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!
*(On Spooky's stream) How did the hacker get away? He ransomware.
*(On Spooky's stream) What do you call tea made by a bounty hunter? Boba tea.
*(On Wina's stweam-a) So...we send you a buck-a, and you call us a baka?
*(On Wina's stream) What do you say to an Egyptian god to get them to leave? BEGONE, THOTH
*(talking about pogs) That's why I said people would really flip over the campaign. I mean, the shops would be slammed!
*(in Kung's strem, talking about a randomizer where you play as Link's Grandma) So it's a grandomizer?
*(same topic) So is this a granny% run?
*(Kung's strem, in response to "The birds planned it all along") I dunno, I think they're just winging it...
*(Rina's strem, after chat came up with a band called "Simple Flan") Their hit song is "Just Desserts"!
*(Rina's strem, after a 45-minute stream of flan puns) You telling us you don't want more flan puns is just gonna trigger the Streisfland Effect...
*(MORE FLANS) Now you're speaking my flanguage!
*(on the day of Swole) The only press I acknowledge is the BENCH PRESS
*What do you call it when you lure a bunch of crows with some tasty, tasty seed? Attempted murder.
*(on Kung's stream) I guess you could say this bell is taking a toll on the townsfolk...
*Key-nce months! Cross-language puns!
*I made a belt out of watches. It was a total waist of time.
*(on Chemist's stream, after a Barry " 🆂🆄🅷 🅳🆄🅳🅴" raid) How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam haha suh
*(same stream) SUH-PLENDIDO
*(In Gamb's stream) Game Theory: Is the Colosseum.. Philler? 
*Unanimous? More like ugambnimous! (sorry not sorry) 
*(Scaredy's stream, talking about squares and the terrible Dark Baymax fight) There's really no square dancing around it 
*(more square talk) I don't think Chen and Crisis are coming at this from the right angle) 
*(SQUARES) We need to corner Dark Baymax! 
*Always wear glasses when doing math. They improve division. 
*(when asked to tell a pun about dating) I'll give it a swipe. 
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