Young Entrepreneurs

Two Unlikely Friends is the third episode Season 1 of the spin-off Rags to Riches.
==Transcript==
Eugene: Remember those stalls last time? Let's make one of them.
Sheldon: Where do you suppose we can start our business?
Eugene: The only place possible!
Sheldon: Which is...
Eugene: I dunno. That was for you to answer.
Sheldon: Oh. Well, it says on Google Maps that...we don't exist. Bikini Bottom doesn't exist.
Eugene: Stupid hoomans.
Sheldon: Why don't we check out the Food Authority?
Eugene: Nah.
[Old Man Jenkins passes by.]
Jenkins: Hey there, little fellers!
Sheldon: Oh hey Old Man Jenkins.
Jenkins: I heard that you two needed a place to start your business!
Eugene: Too clichéd, isn't it?
Jenkins: Nah, I just love the young fellers!
Sheldon: WILL YOU TWO JUST KEEP QUIET? BACK TO THE QUESTION! WHERE CAN WE START OUR BUSINESS?!
Jenkins: At the dump, jerk.
Eugene: Can you help us set up the place?
Jenkins: Sure, I'll invite my buddies from the dump.
Eugene: Yo, Sheldon. Where are we gonna get our ingredients?
Sheldon: Anything from the dump. We don't have much options.
Jenkins: Won't the Health Department find out?
Sheldon: Which is EXACTLY why I'm not telling anyone the ingredients.
24 hours later...
Eugene: Okay, and DONE! 
Sheldon: Hey, Eugene, can you help me out with this bag?
[When Eugene arrives.]
Eugene: How much ingredients are here anyway?
Sheldon: Eh, not that much. Only a few...dozen.
Eugene: Oh Neptune. This is a heckload of ingredients.
Sheldon: Well. Let's do this!
30 minutes later...
Sheldon: Well, we're done! Now we have to wait a bit.
A bit later...
Sheldon: Just a little more while.
A little more while...
Sheldon: Maybe later.
Later...
Eugene: HEY! A CUSTOMER!
Sheldon: Thank Neptune this crappy wait is over!
Eugene: Hello, and welcome to the Foul Eateria!
Customer: What's with the "foul" in the name?
Sheldon: (whispers) EUGENE!
Sheldon: Well, obviously! We're in the dump!
Eugene: But the food ain't foul!
Customer: Make sure I don't die.
Eugene: Here's the Plab Patty!
Customer: (bites) You know, this is actually delicious! What's in it?
Eugene: Patties I bought from the supermarket and.....wait, pay the 3 bucks first.
Customer: (hands over the bills) Here. How about the ingredients?
Eugene: Clam poop and a used bra.
[The customer vomits on the Plab Patty.]
Sheldon: Hey, I'm back. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED OVER HERE?
Eugene: I told him the ingredients.
Sheldon: Why?
Eugene: I was being honest.
Sheldon: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL?
Eugene: (imitates the voice of the Vine kid) Twenty-one.
[Sheldon facepalms himself.]
[End.]
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