ポリゴンティーチャー (Polygon Teacher)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
説明書　ろくに読んでないから 	setsumeisho roku ni yondenai kara 	Didn't read the manual well enough,
掃除機がゴミを吸わない 	soujiki ga gomi o suwanai 	Now the vacuum isn't sucking up trash anymore
読み書き　てにをは　計算式　解 	yomi kaki te-ni-o-wa keisanshiki kai 	Reading and writing, sentence particlesOld, archaic way of saying sentence particles., formulas, solutions;
身につかずに　ロボ頼みかい 	mi ni tsukazu ni robo tanomi kai 	Never really learning any of them—I just want to get a robot to do it all for me
つまんない　つまんない　つまんない 	tsumannai tsumannai tsumannai 	I'm boring, I'm boring, I'm boring,
つまんないばっかって 	tsumannai bakka tte 	I'm so, so boring
自己紹介はもういい　もういい 	jiko shoukai wa mou ii mou ii 	That should be enough of an introduction for you
未知のかけらを採掘して 	michi no kakera o saikutsu shite 	I wanna mine that unknown fragment
無知の空白部分にねじこみたい 	muchi no kuuhaku bubun ni nejikomitai 	And shove it in the blank space where my understanding should be
 	 	
「おいしいハンバーぐの作り方」 	“oishii hambaagu no tsukurikata” 	"How to cook a delicious hamburger"
「冠婚葬祭の正しいマナー」 	“kankonsousai no tadashii manaa” 	"Proper manners for family events"
「サイコ野郎の思考パターン」 	“saiko yarou no shikou pataan” 	"The psychology of a psychopath"
「いま　ここで息をしてる意味」 	“ima koko de iki o shiteru imi” 	"The reason why we're alive and breathing"
 	 	
わかんないことがいっぱい 	wakannai koto ga ippai 	So many things I don't know
わかんないことがいっぱいある 	wakannai koto ga ippai aru 	There's so many things I don't know
わかんないことをみんな　ほんと　よく知ってて偉い 	wakannai koto o minna honto yoku shittete erai 	The things I don't know, everyone else seems to get—you're all so smart
わかんないことで失敗ばかりだな 	wakannai koto de shippai bakari da na 	Utterly failing at all the things I don't know—
先生　教えてよ　ねえ 	sensei oshiete yo nee 	Teach them to me, teacher, hey...
 	 	
楽して　ちやほやされたい 	rakushite chiyahoya saretai 	I just want to take it easy and be pampered,
邪なアピールは薄っぺらい 	yokoshima na apiiru wa usupperai 	But that kind of despicable appeal is so shallow
差し引き　貸し借り　腹の探り合い 	sashihiki kashikari hara no saguriai 	Gains and losses, lending and borrowing; probing each other's motivations—
知ったかぶりはついに限界 	shittakaburi wa tsui ni genkai 	It seems like I can't fake it any longer
 	 	
「訪問販売の断り方」 	“houmon hanbai no kotowari kata” 	"How to refuse a door-to-door salesman"
「カーペットの染みを抜く技」 	“kaapetto no shimi o nuku waza” 	"The art of getting stains out of the carpet"
「完全犯罪の落とし穴」 	“kanzen hanzai no otoshiana” 	"The catch in the perfect crime"
「愛や恋やなんかその辺のやつ」 	“ai ya koi ya nanka sono hen no yatsu” 	"That weird feeling that's like love or a crush"
 	 	
わかんないことを知って 	wakannai koto o shitte 	I've learned so many things I didn't know
わかんないことを知って　すぐに 	wakannai koto o shitte sugu ni 	I've learned so many things I didn't know, so now
わかんないことを断罪　わかりやすくてしょうもない 	wakannai koto o danzai wakariyasukute shou mo nai	I judge everything I don't know—I won't get it unless you make it easy to learn
わかんないことは実際さ　恥かな 	wakannai koto wa jissai sa haji kana 	But isn't it just that I'm embarrassed I don't know?
恥だろ　恥たわ　うえーん 	haji daro haji tawa ueen 	I'm sure it is, I'm so embarrassed! Ahhh!
 	 	
さりげない優しさの見せ方 	sarigenai yasashisa no misekata 	How to show that you care without being weird
誤解のない気持ちの伝え方 	gokai no nai kimochi no tsutaekata 	How to express yourself with no misunderstandings
効果的に傷つける刺し方 	koukateki ni kizutsukeru sashikata 	How to effectively hurt others
澱みのない笑顔の作り方 	yodomi no nai egao no tsukurikata 	How to make a genuine smile—
一体　どこで　それ覚えたの 	ittai doko de sore oboeta no 	Where the hell did you learn all this?
すごい　すごい　すごいね 	sugoi sugoi sugoi ne 	You're all so impressive
 	 	
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変わってくことがいっぱい 	kawatteku koto ga ippai 	There's lots of things changing
変わってくことがいっぱいなのに 	kawatteku koto ga ippai na noni 	Even though there's lots of things changing...
 	 	
わかんないことがいっぱい 	wakannai koto ga ippai 	Lots of things I don't know
わかんないことがいっぱいある 	wakannai koto ga ippai aru 	There's lots of things I don't know
わかんないことをみんな　ほんと　よく知ってて偉い 	wakannai koto o minna honto yoku shittete erai 	The things I don't know, everyone else seems to get—you're all so smart
わかんないことで失敗ばかりだな 	wakannai koto de shippai bakari da na 	Utterly failing at all the things I don't know—
先生　教えて 	sensei oshiete 	Teach them to me, teacher!
 	 	
それくらい自分で調べろ 	sore kurai jibun de shirabero 	Stuff that simple, just look it up yourself!
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
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==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*PetitLyrics - Lyrics source
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