Freddy Eggs

Ever really wanted to get someone super jumpscared very badly? Freddy Eggs should do you the job! Freddy Eggs are a small, circular, egg-shaped object that have some very interesting, Fazbearian properties!
==How Freddy Eggs Got Real==
Once upon a time in the very long ago (theorised to be around 1984) our favourite and very canny bear Freddy Fazbear waked up in the middle of the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. He feeled constipated! He walked around and tried to find a toilet but realised for some cruel reason that the pizzeria didn't have any toilets. So he had to go into the saferoom. Too bad so sadge. There, he went in and squatted on the floor and out came a dozen freddy eggs! He had made the freddy eggs. Also this answers the age-old secret of what's in the saferoom - it's a pile of freddy eggs.
Eventually, great Fazbearian scientist Mecha Kummipea crashed into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza on a quest with the other members of Scary Robots Gang and found the Freddy Eggs. He noticed they began to mutate into very primitive Freddles and took an unhatched one to inspect it. He left it in the sun for approximately 7 seconds before it transformed (TRANSFORMED, not hatched) into a Freddy Fazbear and jumpscared him. Rip! The Freddy Fazbear then promptly Asploded.
In the 2010s when the Internet became more popular and Noobs kept getting into petty arguments all the time, it became common practice amongst trolls to mail one another large batches of Freddy Eggs. By the time they would have reached the recipient's house, they would've hatched into Freddy Fazbears and mass Jumpscaring would occur when they open up the box. Or, sometimes they would open up their Mailbox and a freddy fazbear head would come out like that scene in SpongeBob SquarePants show.
==Trivia==
*The Freddy Eggs stocks are suffering. They are now worth around 2 UnDollars per Egg due to the rise of Spamton G. Spamton and Spamton A. Spamton's Pipis business.
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