神经病之歌 (Shénjīngbìng zhī Gē)

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
有一天我闲着没事儿 	Yǒu yītiān wǒ xiánzhe méishìr 	One day I had nothing to do
就让言和讲个笑话 	Jiù ràng Yánhé jiǎng gè xiàohuà 	So I let Yan He tell me a joke
那货张嘴还没说话自己开始笑 	Nà huò zhāngzuǐ hái méi shuōhuà zìjǐ kāishǐ xiào 	And she opened her mouth to laugh before she started talking
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 	Hāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhā hāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhā 	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
真不是我笑点太低 	Zhēn bùshì wǒ xiàodiǎn tài dī 	Really, I don't laugh too easily
我的笑-哭-话太NB 	Wǒ de xiào kū huà tài niú bī 	My jokesThe crossed-out word would make the word for "joke" mean "something that makes you cry" but I couldn't think of a way to put this. are too fucking awesome
把它讲完深呼吸 回头看天依 	Bǎ tā jiǎngwán shēnhūxī huítóu kàn Tiānyī 	Finish saying them, I take a deep breath and look back at Tianyi
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 	Hāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhā 	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
咿呀 哈哈哈哈......哈! 	Yīyā hāhāhāhā...... hā! 	Ya-hahahaha... Ha!
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈液哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈液哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 	Hāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhāhā yè hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā yè hā hā hā hā hā hā hā	Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Yaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yaha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 	 	
后来我们翻译了一下 	Hòulái wǒmen fānyìle yīxià 	Then we translated it
它变成了日本笑话 	Tā biàn chéngle Rìběn xiàohuà 	Turned it into a Japanese joke
讲给我的朋友们再听着他们笑 	Jiǎng gěi wǒ de péngyǒumen zài tīngzhe tāmen xiào 	Told it to our friends and listened to them laugh
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 	Hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā 	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
大家听完这个笑话 	Dàjiā tīngwán zhège xiàohuà 	Everyone who hear this joke
决定把它讲给朋友 	Juédìng bǎ tā jiǎng gěi péngyǒu 	Decided to tell it to their friends
然后又讲给朋友的朋友和朋友的朋友的朋友 	Ránhòu yòu jiǎng gěi péngyǒu de péngyǒu hé péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu 	Then tell a friend of a friend and friend of a friend of a friend
讲给朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的...... 	Jiǎng gěi péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de péngyǒu de...... 	Then tell a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
 	 	
一个听完传给一个 	Yīgè tīngwán chuán gěi yīgè 	One person hears and tells another
已经不知道讲的什么 	Yǐjīng bù zhīdào jiǎng de shénme 	We already don't know what it means
反正大家说完以后全都开始笑 	Fǎnzhèng dàjiā shuō wán yǐhòu quándōu kāishǐ xiào 	But everyone laughs at it anyways
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 	Hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā 	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
, with some corrections by Yxlxy007
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*虚拟游乐场 (Xūnǐ Yóulè Chǎng) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
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