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Brodecai as Spongebob Slendypants Vladimyr P . as The Hash Slinging Slasher Zawesome as Spongebob Slendypants 
And everyone as everyone else 
=== WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE ===
=== SPONGEBOB SLENDY-PANTS! ===
=== AGAINST ===
=== THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER ===
=== BEGIN ===
Slendy-pants:
AAAAARE YA READY, SLASH? NONE OF THE KIDDIES FEAR YOOOU!
YOU NEED TO SCREAM LOUDER! I CAN’T HEAAAAR YOOOOU!
I’m gonna take of your spatula and dig out your guts, turn ya into mush-
When you hear me approaching, you’ll wish you never stepped off of the ghost bus!
You’re just looking for a job, the only crimes you commit are your rhymes!
I asked the Magic Conch Shell, it said you rode Mr. Krab’s Clarinet Eight times!
You’re a misunderstood frycook, a candy-man, you see, let’s not pretend-
Once there was an ugly barnacle who challenged the Slend- He died- The end!
Hash Slinging Slasher:
Spongebob? Adorable, but you step to the Slasher and you’re dead, that’s a fact.
That crap you just spat was like oozing green slime- Wait, you always do that
This undercooked chicken nugget can’t stomach my spatula hand, so fuck it
You’re working the Graveyard Shift, so I’ll slice you and send you to the Chum Bucket
Are you feeling claustrophobic? Ho, ho, ho! I’ll for sure be getting the farthest
This isn’t every day asswhooping- This is ADVANCED grim-darkness
I’ll fry-cook you into a crabby patty, with a side of clams, perchance
You’ve got no barnacle balls, I suppose that’s why they call you “Slendy-Pants”
Slendy-Pants:
You’re just mad that you can’t see your forehead, so panic and cram it!
Nehoy, nehoy, nehoy! Ugh! Who put YOU on the planet, god dammit!
Wipe away that smile, you should be happy if you manage survival
Cause you shit your silhouette pants when Slendy made HIS Arrival!
Hash Slinging Slasher:
You were beaten by a pink blob- And the blue squid that Caught You,
Run as you ought to, ‘cause I’ll be drinking your blood like Noseferatu!
So scuffle back to your woods, son, unless you want to become history
mrbeast
this was battle of two creepypasta jacks not cringe
HEROBRINE:
it herobrine cut you in half with diamond sword 
MURDERED THE MIC COMMENT THE WAlVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER END SINISTER RAP BATTLES Ryan Tillotson Zawesome and Vlad Adroitwhiz Light Cover Art by Brodecai Beat Produced by Zawesome