Whoo Hoo! Wiggly Gremlins!

This is the fifteenth video from The Wiggly Band.
== Songs ==
# Camera One
# The Dancing Flowers
# Testing, One, Two, Three
# Bit By Bit (We’re Building A Set)
# Vegetable Soup
# Gulp Gulp
# Hats
# Music With Dorothy
# Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles
# Where’s Henry?
# Dressing Up
# Wagsy’s Workshop
== Transcript ==
(Opening titles: Dorothy, Henry, Captain and Wags come in to the studio one by one, along with Paloma/Bubbles, Bok and The Wagettes while Shirley Shawn driving the Big Red Car with a guitar some stuff are inserted, while Gremlins Simon and Lachy sneak around. Fade to the set where the dancers, friends and the Other Wiggly Band are cleaning the set.)
Wags: Hi, everyone! We're The Wiggly Band. I'm Wags the Dog.
Captain Feathersword: I'm Captain Feathersword.
Dorothy: I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur
Henry: And I'm Henry the Octopus.
Wags: And welcome to our television studio, it’s called Network Wiggles.
Dorothy: You’re probably wondering where Shirley Shawn the Unicorn is, well they’re on their way in the Big Red Car, when they get here we’ll start setting up.
(Cut to Shirley Shawn)
Shirley Shawn: Hello, I’m Shirley Shawn the Unicorn and I’m going to Network Wiggles to join the others. Have you seen the set. (Viewer replies “Yes”) Great, well hopefully I’ll get there. (The Big Red Car starts to sputter, clank and make a strange noise.) What’s wrong, Big Red Car? It looks like there’s something wrong with the Big Red Car, I’ll check the engine. (They pop the front boot and go to check.) Well, there’s nothing wrong here. I know, I’ll call Dorothy.
(Shirley Shawn gets their phone and calls Dorothy in the studio as it cuts to the rest of the band near a camera.)
Dorothy: I wonder they are. (Dorothy’s phone starts to ring.) The phone. (She giggles) Hello? (Shirley talks fast.) Oh, the car, it’s stopped, I see, hang on. (She hands her phone to Wags.)
Wags: Yes, oh really, you don’t say.
Dorothy: The Big Red Car broke down.
Captain Feathersword: Oh dear, does Shirley know what’s wrong with it?
Dorothy: No, but they’re asking Wags if he and The Wagettes could help.
Wags: (Laughs) You don’t say. Bye. (He hands the phone back to Dorothy.)
Dorothy: Did they say what was wrong with the car.
Wags: They didn’t say. Hang on where’s Henry?
(They look to their left and see Henry asleep.)
Dorothy: Oh no, Henry is always falling asleep, we’d better wake him up. When I count three let's all say "Wake up, Henry!" 1, 2, 3, (with Captain & Wags.) WAKE UP, HENRY!!!!!!
Henry: (He blubbers awake.) Is Shirley here yet?
Wags: No, Henry, but me and The Wagettes are going to help. Skally, Cartwhelle, Fluffy. (They come quickly.) The Big Red Car has broken down, we’ll need to help Shirley Shawn.
The Wagettes: Right.
(Wags and The Wagettes go to their scooters, put their helmets on and go to Shirley fast who was waiting when they arrived.)
Shirley Shawn: Thanks for coming guys, I don’t know what to do without you.
Wags: That’s what friends are for, Shirley.
Cartwhelle: Let’s take a look.
Fluffy: (She puts on a doctor mirror head.) I think it might be the tires. (She taps with 2 fingers on the tire, until the headlight flashes on & off.)
Skally: Maybe it's the shock absorbers. Let's have a listen. (He puts the stethoscope on the bottom of the Big Red Car, but the engine groans and then coughs.)
Cartwhelle: Did you check the front boot?
Shirley Shawn: I did, but there was nothing wrong.
Wags: Well, I guess the only way to do it is push the car. (The dogs put their scooters in the boot and Wags, Skally and Cartwhelle push from the car at the back while Fluffy push Shirley from the back seat.)
Dorothy: I’m guessing it will take them a while.
Captain Feathersword: It’s good thing we tested the cameras yesterday.
Henry: And you did volunteer to be on one of them.
(Flashback to the song Camera One, The Wiggly Band Mascots are playing the bass, guitar, keyboard and drums, the friends are dancing, Captain is at one of the 3 cameras and Director Greg and Assistant Directors Jeff, Murray and Anthony are in the control room.)
Director Greg: Okay, camera operators, let's get ready to roll!
(singing) Camera one, are you ready?
Cameraman John: Ready for the camera.
Director Greg: (singing) Camera two, are you?
Camerawoman Tsehay: Camera two is ready!
Director Greg: (singing) Camera three has the Captain at the held.
Captain Feathersword: Oh I'm all ready, Mr. Director,
Director Greg: Okay.
(singing) Camera one, zoom in
Cameraman John: Okey-dokey, Director!
Director Greg: (singing) Camera two, zoom out
Camerawoman Tsehay: Okey-dokey, Director!
Director Greg: (singing) Camera three try and get the close-up
Captain Feathersword: Oh, camera three. Oh, that's me. Oh, of course, Mr. Director.
(Chorus)
The Wiggly Band Mascots: (singing) Now everyone goes in and out
Up and down, move a bout
Follow the action, try a wide shot
Now a mid-shot, go in close
You've captured the action
Director Greg: Yes, you've captured the action.
The Wiggly Band: (singing) The Wiggly action
Director Greg: (singing) Camera one, pull back
Cameraman John: Oh, what a great shot.
Director Greg: (singing) Camera two, do the same
(Speaking) Camera three, it's not the time to do a pirate jig.
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho, I couldn't help myself. I love dancing.
Director Greg: That's alright.
(Singing) Camera one, well done
Cameraman John: Gee, this is fun.
Director Greg: (singing) Camera two, you beaut
Camerawoman Tsehay: You beauty, director.
Director Greg: (singing) Camera three, you make TV seem so easy
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho, thank you, Mr. Director.
(Chorus)
Director Greg: OK, camera operators, that's a wrap! Time to shake hands and pat yourselves on the back for a job well done. Captain, you did a great job out there today. Well done.
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! Oh, thank you very much, Greg. Oh hey, I think I might do some more filming.
Director Greg: Yeah, you might. You're a genius behind the camera, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Look at that bird over there. Oh, and that cat and those trees. Hoo-hoo! Oh and look at the posts on the harbor. I'll film that, too. I'll film it every day.
Director Greg: Yes Captain, the camera's yours.
(Instrumental break as the they pack up the instruments and it flash forwards back to Henry, Dorothy and Captain.)
(Scenes and intro to The Dancing Flowers.)
(The song starts as Wags plays an acoustic guitar which he got out from the Big Red Car, Flowers Caterina, Sam, Lucia and John acting out the story, The Wagettes hold fake flowers and Shirley plays the bongos.)
Wags: A long, long, time ago, in a valley below, there were 4 little flowers living under a big old tree.
(Chorus x2)
The Wagettes and Shirley: (singing) And they were blue, budda-ba-baa
And red, budda-ba-baa
And yellow, budda-ba-baa
And purple too
Wags: It was the middle of the afternoon, and a really big cloud came along. It was raining. Actually it was pouring. And the little flowers got a little bit scared. The big old tree said "Don't be scared. I'm here to protect you, just sing a song and you'll be right, mate, the storm will pass."
(Chorus x2)
Wags: So remember this everyone, whenever a storm is around, just remember those 4 little flowers, and how they sang a song and the storm passed.
(Chorus x7)
(They get in the Big Red Car after hearing the horn.)
Shirley Shawn: Ah! Well, we'd better be on our way. (They’re confused.) What's that? You saw something? Where? (Gremlin Simon pops out & making his shushing gestures.)
Wags: What's wrong, Shirley?
Shirley Shawn: Well, they say they saw something.
Wags: Where? I can't see anything. Skally, Cartwhelle, Fluffy...
Skally: What is it, Uncle Wags?
Wags: They saw something. Can you tell them what you saw? (Gremlin Simon pops up & waves.)
Cartwhelle: Really? (They all look back
Wags: I can't see anything.
Shirley Shawn: No, nor me.
Fluffy: Neither could I. Skally, Cartwhelle, did you see anything? (They shake their heads.)
Shirley Shawn: Oh, well, thanks for trying to help, everyone. But we really should get going. So seat belts on, everyone. (They put their seat belts on.) Yeah! We've got to get to "Network Wiggles". We've got a show to do. Hold on, everybody. Whoo-hoo! (Shirley starts to drive the Big Red Car. While, Gremlin Simon chases them.)
(More scenes and intro to Testing, One, Two Three here)
(The Wiggly Band play their instruments and test their microphones while singing, as the dancers and friends dance.)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Testing,
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) testing
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) One, two, three
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Testing,
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) testing
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) One, two, three
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Sing, sing, sing a song
To the rock 'n' roll microphone
Oh yeah
Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet
To the swinging saxophone
Sing, sing, sing along
To your favourite opera tune
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there.
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Testing,
Captain Feathersword: one, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) One, two, three
Captain Feathersword: Woo hoo hoo
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Testing,
Captain Feathersword: one, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) One, two, three
Sing, sing, sing along
To the rock 'n' roll microphone
Captain Feathersword: Oh yeah yeah
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet
To the swinging saxophone
Sing, sing, sing along
To your favorite opera tune
(Opera Singer Sam appears in front of a curtain while singing an opera note.)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Testing, one, two, three
Testing, one, two, three
Testing, one, two, three
Testing, one, two, three
(speaking) Testing, one, two, three, test, one, one, two, who, who, huh, huh, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, huh-huh!
Testing,
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) testing
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) One, two, three
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Testing,
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) testing
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) One, two, three
(Captain tries to speak into the microphone but it ins’t working.)
Wags: Captain, your microphone doesn't seem to be working.
Captain Feathersword: Oh no, Wags, I don't know what's wrong.
Wags: Well Captain, you have to turn your microphonic equipment on. Turn the switch on.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there! Woo hoo hoo, it's working!
(with The Other Wiggly Band Macots singing.) Testing,
Captain Feathersword: one, two, three
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) One, two, three
The Wiggly Band: (singing) One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three
Captain Feathersword: (He's speaking through the microphone.) Whoa-ho-ho! This is the best microphonic device I've ever used.
Shirley Shawn: Well, everyone, the microphone seems to be working well, so let's get moving.
(The gremlins sneak around while waving, shushing & giggling going down the steps.)
(Bit By Bit (We’re Building A Set) starts with Wags and Shirley looking at the paper.)
Wags: (singing) There's such a mess in this old TV set.
(Captain Feathersword pushes a cart & stubs Wags’ toe, making him sing a high note.)
We need another one built real quick.
Why don't we build it together?
It could be the best one, YEAH!
We'll build it
(Chorus)
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) bit by bit, little by little
Block by block, we're building it up.
We're constructing a TV set.
You can help us build it, too.
We need your help to build it, too.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) We can't build this on our own.
We need your help. Let's build it together.
Building a set for a TV show.
Place one block on another. Come on let's go.
We’ll build it
(Chorus)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Let's make it bright and colorful
Pull up the curtain some ribbon, it's cool.
The floor is dusty. Let's give it a sweep.
Place the rubbish together on a rubbish heat.
(Chorus)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) 'Now the set is looking great.
Anything left? Let's concentrate.
Wags: (He uses a megaphone to communicate to everyone else while Shirley, Captain and Dorothy are above the set and Henry sleeps behind the curtain who is found later by Shirley and Dorothy.) Testing one, two, an announcement, everybody. There's a few more spaces to fill. Put a block near the window sill. That's it, near the window sill.
(Chorus x2)
The Wiggles: (singing) Bit by bit, little by little
Block by block, we're building it up.
We're constructing a TV set.
(The director holds a construction paper. It shows The Wiggly Band in a finished TV studio in either cartoon or live-action form. Then, he puts it down showing the finished set with the band.)
(Scene and intro to Vegetable Soup.)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One zucchini
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One zucchini)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One zucchini
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One zucchini)
Wags: Zucchini!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! I love tomatoes.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
The Other Wiggly Band Mascots: (singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
Wags: What else now?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One big onion
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) One big onion
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One big onion
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One big onion)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah, those tomatoes. Whoo-hoo!
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
Wags: What's next, Shirley?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Grab some garlic
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (Grab some garlic)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Grab some garlic
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (Grab some garlic)
Wags: I love garlic.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
Captain Feathersword: What? Just one tomato. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
Wags: Oh ho, this is fantastic food, I love this soup
What about you, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, it's the best food I've ever had, arrr
Wags: Shirley, we want more
We want more, what else?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One zucchini
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One zucchini)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One zucchini
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One zucchini)
Wags: We already have one.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One tomato too)
Captain Feathersword: How many tomatoes?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
Captain Feathersword: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Wags: Captain, why are you so sad?
Captain Feathersword: Well, I love that vegetable soup but what about dessert?
Wags: Captain did you say dessert? (He holds a bowl of fruit salad.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh yeah
Wags: Well have a look at this
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One banana
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One banana)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) A little bit of guava too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (A little bit of guava too)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) One banana
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (One banana)
Wags: Are you happier?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) A little bit of guava too
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) (A little bit of guava too)
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Put them in the bowl
And you've got fruit salad too.
Captain Feathersword: Whoa, desert time.
(with The Other Wiggly Band Mascots singing.) Put them in the bowl
And you've got fruit salad too
Captain Feathersword: Oh ho, this is the best fruit salad I've ever had, arrr
(Intro to Gulp Gulp here.)
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
It's so good for you
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Have a drink of water
It's so good for you
Have a drink of water
It's the best thing you can do
Have a drink of water
Drink it all day through
It's cool, it's clear
It comes from a tap
And it tastes good to
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
It's so good for you
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Have a drink of water
It's so good for you
Have a drink of water
It's the best thing you can do
Have a drink of water
Drink it all day through
It's cool, it's clear
It comes from a tap
And it tastes good to
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
It's so good for you
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
Wags: (singing) Gulp, gulp
(with The Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Drink some water
It's so good for you
Wags: (singing) It's called aqua too!
(Scene and intro to Hats here.)
(The song starts with different shots of the band wearing different hats and marching band outfits, while the friends and crew/dancers wear hats as do the gremlins in one of them.)
(Chorus x2)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Hats are really groovy
You wear them on your head
Hats are many colors
Like purple, green or red
Henry: (singing) Oh, when I wear my music hat
I'm the leader of the band
Dorothy: (singing) When I wear my policeman's hat
I can stop the traffic with my hand
(Chorus x2)
(Instrumental break while the band are marching.)
Wags: (singing) Oh, when I wear my fireman's hat
You can hear the sirens wail
Captain Feathersword: (singing) When I wear my captain's hat
I can climb right up that sail
(Chorus)
Shirley Shawn: Oh, there's bowler hats, top hats, boater hats. You can wear a slouch hat, a fez, a swagman's hat, a cricketer's hat, a cowboy hat, a sombrero, a sunhat, a beret, a chef's hat, a top hat, a cap, a beanie, a bike helmet. Lots and lots of hats.
(Instrumental break as they march again.)
(Scene and intro to Music With Dorothy here.)
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Dorothy: Hi, everyone. I'm Dorothy!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Music that is fun,
Wags: Oh yeah
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Dorothy: Let's make some music.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Yes, everyone
Wags: Yeah
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) We hope you like the beat,
Wags: Oh yeah
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) We hope you tap your feet,
Wags: Oh yeah
Dorothy: (singing) Play some drums, play guitar.
Sing just like a rock'n'roll star.
Clap your hands, stamp your feet
That's great, everyone!
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Music that is fun,
Wags: Oh yeah
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Yes, everyone
Wags: Oh
Dorothy: (singing) Play with spoons or old tin cans.
You can have a kitchen jam.
Just be careful with the plates.
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Dorothy: Let's make some music.
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Dorothy: We love music.
Hi, everyone. I'm Dorothy!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Music that is fun,
Wags: Oh yeah
Dorothy: Let's make some music.
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Yes, everyone
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) We hope you like the beat
Wags: Oh yeah
Dorothy: Are you ready to make some music?
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) We hope you tap your feet
Wags: Oh
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Music that is fun
Wags: Oh yeah
Dorothy: We love music.
Non-realistic Wiggly Band: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Dorothy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Yes, everyone
Dorothy: Let's make some music!
(After the song, wind starts to blow and stripes appear in front of the doors, while everyone else looks surprised back at the set.)
Shirley Shawn: That wasn't like that before... was it? No, I didn't think so.
Henry: And look at the floor!
(Crew member Caterina looks at the floor and disappears.)
Dorothy: Something funny's going on here... look!
(The gremlins walk by with a broom.)
Captain Feathersword: (to camera.) You saw something, too?
(Caterina looks confused until she sees the gremlins and they see everyone else notice as well.)
Skally: Hang on, did they do something to the Big Red Car? Oh, only one of them. So the other one must have been.... Back here.
Wags: And that's why Captain Feathersword's had all those problems!
Shirley Shawn: Oh, those little gremlins were just having some fun!
Henry: But, where are they now?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, they've disappeared. just like how I disappeared.
Wags: Ha-ha! Captain, you can't really disappear yourself.
Fluffy: No, you can't. But you can do it on television. Isn't there a special disappearing effect you can use?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, so I didn't really disappear?
Paloma/Bubbles: Of course not! It just looked as if you did!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, and when there were a lot of me, too!
Shirley Shawn: Yes, just another special television effect. Yeah, like the time we ran through the wall. (A flashback shows the band running through a wall, breaking it as Crew Members Simon, Anthony, Lachy and Tsehay are surprised and shrug.)
Wags: Or changing the set, or putting Dorothy at the airport...
Captain Feathersword: Oh, and when my ship went by....
Henry: They're all special effects!
Dorothy: So that's why television looks as if it's magic.
Wags: Hey, we know a song about television,
Shirley Shawn: We certainly do! And it's called "Lights, Camera, Action!"
(Shot transition to Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles, The Wiggly Band play their instruments and their friends do the actions.)
Anthony & Lucia: Welcome to Network Wiggles
(children singing.) Go, go, go, go, go, go
(Chorus x2)
The Wiggly Band: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show
The Wiggly Band: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Dorothy: Everybody, let's go
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Captain Feathersword has joined the show
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there
Shirley Shawn: (singing) He loves to pirate dance
Captain Feathersword: Oh ho I love to pirate dance
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Let's get together with everyone
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) And go go go
(Chorus)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Wow! Look at all those lights Hoo-hoo!
And they're all shining on me Whoa-ho!
Hey I'm on TV, who ho hoo
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Paloma/Bubbles and Bok have joined us too
With Skally, Cartwhelle and Fluffy
So let's get together with everyone and
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Go go go, go, go, go
The Wiggly Band: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show
The Wiggly Band: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Everybody let's, everybody let's
Everybody let's
(children singing.) go, go, go, go!
Wiggly Band: Go!
(Shot transition to the doors as the gremlins run.)
Gremlin Simon: They know it's us.
Gremlin Lachy: What'll we do?
Gremlin Simon: Hide! (The gremlins run into each other and run everywhere until they go in the green door.)
Captain Feathersword: How are we going to stop those 2 little gremlins from making a muddle of our program?
Shirley Shawn: Captain, if we're going to stop them. We need to find them. (to camera.) Do you know where those gremlins went? Did you see them? Behind the door? Great! Let's have a look behind the door.
(The Wiggly Band and Murray go through the red door while the gremlins go from the green door to the red door, then the 6 come oout through the blue and yellow door.)
Captain Feathersword: No gremlins!
Shirley Shawn: No gremlins!
Henry: No gremlins!
Wags: No gremlins!
Dorothy: No gremlin!
Murray: No gremlins!
Captain Feathersword: Let's try this one.
Wags: Okay, let's try this one.
(They go through the blue and yellow door, the gremlins follow them as the group go through the red door.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, no gremlins!
Shirley Shawn: No gremlins!
Henry: No gremlins!
Wags: Guys, I've got a plan. It's not working this way. Let's split up and find them. Captain, Shirley, (He whistles.) If you can go through that door. Uh, Henry, (He whistles.) through that door. Murray, Dorothy, (He whistles.) through that door. And I'll (He whistles.) stay here. (The 5 leave to go find the gremlins.) We'll look for the gremlins with your help, of course, everybody. If you see the gremlins. Please tell us! They're green, they wear hats, they're very funny creatures. But... uh, right. (They come back except for Murray and Henry through each of the doors, with the gremlins following.)
Captain Feathersword: No gremlins!
Shirley Shawn: No gremlins!
Dorothy: No gremlins!
Wags: No gremlins... Murray, how did you do? No gremlins? Well, um, just remember, everybody. They wear green hats just like that one. They have a vest with lovely buttons just like that. (Murray comes out.) They wear lovely stockings. Green ones, And they've beautiful little buckles. Just like those (Murray taps Wags' shoulder.)
Murray: Wags?
Wags: Yes, Murray?
Murray: Who are you talking to?
Wags: Well, I'm talking to Murray.
(Wags then tells Murray about the gremlin next to him, Murray then tells Dorothy, she tells Shirley Shawn, who tells Captain, he tries to tell another person but realises it is the other gremlin.)
Gremlin Lachy: Here we are.
Wags: (He laughs.) Gremlins, what have you been up to?
Gremlin Simon: Well, we'd heard of all the clever things you can do at "Network Wiggles", so we thought we'd come and see for ourselves.
Gremlin Lachy: And we thought it would be easier if The Wiggles weren't here, so...
Shirley Shawn: So you did something to the Big Red Car! (to camera.) You saw them, didn't you? You told us, but we couldn't see them!
Gremlin Simon: Only me... (He's excited, while clapping his hands.) they only saw me!
Wags: So you did something to the Big Red Car?
Dorothy: And you were back here at the studio. Well, hang on, we know how you did the things here at the studio. I mean, you used all our special effects, but... How did you do the thing with the Big Red Car?
Wags: Yeah, there's no special effects out on the road. No electricity.
Gremlin Simon: Ooh-ooh-ooh! (He's holding a big wrench, while making a funny sound & clicks his tongue. Then, the Big Red Car is moves to make the funny sound, while honking the horn and, they all laugh.)
Wags: Ooh-ooh-ooh! (He makes a funny sound & clicks his tongue.) The old spanner in the works.
Murray: And you kept hiding from us!
Captain Feathersword: (He laughs.) Oh, you be clever little gremlins. You be. (He's laughing hysterically.)
Shirley Shawn: Well, I’m glad that’s all cleared up, but there’s one problem, there’s someone missing.
Wags: (He barks) You’re right, Shirley, there’s you, me, Dorothy and Captain, but where’s Henry?
(They all hear Henry snoring.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh dear, he must have fallen asleep somewhere.
Gremlin Simon: I did see him yawning earlier, I’ll check just to be sure. (He checks behind the red door) No not there.
Wags: Well, we’ve got to find him, Captain and Gremlin Lachy check over there, Shirley, Dorothy check anywhere near the Big Red Car and Murray, Gremlin Simon check behind the sets.
Awake Professional Wiggly Band, Murray and Gremlins: Right.
Wags: Everyone, we need you’re help too, where could Henry be?
(Where’s Henry starts as it shows Henry asleep in different places, while the rest of the band, crew, gremlins and friends look for him.)
Anthony: (offscreen.) Can you help The Wiggly Band find Henry?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Wags: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Dorothy: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Is he in the countryside?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky
Dorothy: (singing) Why yi yi yi
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Wags: (singing) Is he sleeping inside?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Dorothy: (singing) Is he still on his ride?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Captain Feathersword: (singing) You know, he's nowhere in sight
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky
Dorothy: (singing) Why yi yi yi
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Looky, looky here
Looky, looky there
Looky, looky, looky, looky
Looky everywhere
Looky, looky here
Looky, looky there
Looky, looky, looky,
Dorothy: (singing) Why yi yi yi
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Wags: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Dorothy: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Is he in the countryside?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky
Dorothy: (singing) Why yi yi yi
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Looky, looky here
Looky, looky there
Looky, looky, looky, looky
Looky everywhere
Looky, looky here
Looky, looky there
Looky, looky, looky,
Dorothy: (singing) Why yi yi yi
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Wags: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Dorothy: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Is he in the countryside?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky
Dorothy: (singing) Why yi yi yi
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Wags: (singing) Is he sleeping inside?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Dorothy: (singing) Is he still on his ride?
The Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Captain Feathersword: (singing) You know, he's nowhere in sight
Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Where's Henry?
Where's Henry?
Where's Henry?
Where's Henry?
Where's Henry?
Where's Henry?
(Captain comes in, looks up, stops and checks again.)
Captain Feathersword: Hey, I found Henry!
(Everyone comes in.)
Wags: Where is he?
(Captain points up and everyone sees Henry above the set sleepwalking.)
Dorothy: We can’t wake him up while he’s sleepwalking, something bad might happen to him.
Gremlin Simon: I know, I’ll use this remote, that way he’ll go fast and when he stops it will go back to normal.
Shirley Shawn: Good idea.
(Gremlin Simon presses the fast button and the Running Up The Sandhills instrumental plays until he stops walking, then the rest of the band and the gremlins go over to him.)
Awake Wiggly Band: Phew!
Wags: Okay everyone, let’s wake him up on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3, (with the gremlins, Shirley, Captain and Dorothy) WAKE UP, HENRY!
(Henry wakes up.)
Dorothy: Henry, are you awake now?
Henry: I’m awake now, Dorothy.
(The rest of the scene is an intro to Dressing Up)
(The Wiggly Band dress up as doctors, cowboys and cowgirls, opera singers and firefighters.)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) I'm putting on my doctor's coat.
Grab my doctor's bag and my stethoscope.
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Ooh-ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) I'm putting on my riding hat.
Got my boots and my lariat.
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Ooh-ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Dressing up is so much fun.
You can dress as anyone.
You can use any clothes you find.
I'm putting on my big black boots,
My red hat and my fire-suit.
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Ooh-ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
(Instrumental break)
The Wiggly Band: (singing) Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Dressing up is so much fun.
You can dress as anyone.
You can use any clothes you find.
I'm putting on my doctor's coat.
Grab my doctor's bag and my stethoscope.
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Ooh-ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) I'm putting on my riding hat.
Got my boots and my lariat.
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Ooh-ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) I'm putting on my big black boots,
My red hat and my fire-suit.
(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.) Ooh-ooh, I'm dressing up in style.
(Scene and intro to Wagsy’s Workshop.)
(In the song Wags has an apron on while Henry, Shirley and Dorothy sing along as the gremlins and Captain open the doors and the friends make something.)
Cameraman John: Let's see what's happening in Wagsy's workshop
Wags: Hi, everyone, welcome to Wagsy's workshop
Make yourself at home and don't forget you might need and apron
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) It's a workshop with Wagsy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
Wags: Come on, everybody, let's make something
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Where everybody is ha-a-ppy
Wags: I hope so
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) It's a working bee
Shirley Shawn: (singing) You can make anything that you want to
A collage or a montage, too
You can try a painting
Wags: You'll need an apron too
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) It's a workshop with Wagsy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) It's a working bee
Wags: Now what would you like to do today?
Oh, okay, yep, we can do that
We can do that too
Ha ha, we can do anything in Wagsy's workshop
Come on, everyone.
Shirley Shawn: (singing) You can do things with water
With feathers
With sand an clay as well
You can try a mosaic
Wags: You might need an apron too
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Anthony's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) It's a workshop with Wagsy
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
Wags: Hi, everyone, let's make something
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) Where everybody is ha-a-ppy
Wags: Whoo-whee!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Wagsy's workshop
(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing.) It's a working bee
(After the song, Wags takes his apron off and the gremlins, Shirley, Captain, Dorothy, Henry and the dancers join him.)
Shirley Shawn: Well, everybody, we hope you had a great time here today having a look around "Network Wiggles".
Wags: We had lots of fun with our big adventure. Thanks for your help.
Henry: Thanks for waking me up.
Captain Feathersword: And thanks for helping us find the gremlins.
Dorothy: We hope to see you again soon. Bye! (She waves with everyone else.)
(Transition to the credits, which shows The Wiggly Band, their friends and the dancers filming the show and the gremlins helping out.)