Blast It! Moonfire Faire

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Haermaga is inordinately proud of his take on traditional demon-slaying exhibitions, and would like you to man the cannons down in the Salt Strand. Seek out the Moonfire Faire chaperone Mayaru Moyaru down in lower La Noscea─you are sure to have a blast.
※Please note that you will be unable to complete this quest after the seasonal event has ended. For details, please check the Lodestone.
* Mayaru Moyaru insists on explaining some basic safety rules before he allows you near a cannon. As the representative of the guild, both masterful aim and noble conduct are expected of you. Speak with Mayaru Moyaru when you are ready to begin.
==Objectives==
* Speak with Mayaru Moyaru at the Salt Strand.
==Script==
script 	script
 	
Haermaga 	Hah, ready to churn it up? I named this event myself─named all of 'em, but the other two got shot down by other chaperones. But this one was a winner! I call it “The Cannon–do Spirit”!
Haermaga 	Demon slaying's always a crowd pleaser, but parents of little ones can be a mite touchy about the hacking and slashing. What I figured is, you need to keep it dry.
Haermaga 	So we decided to use cannons instead. More civilized-like and crispy, was my way of thinking. That's why I sit in the big chair, I fancy. Family friendly, that's what I am.
Haermaga 	Since when does the Adventurers' Guild have cannons? Weeell, I never could resist something complimentary, and the Maelstrom was─what do you call it?─decommissioning a few. They're safe enough. You've seen their like along the parapets of Aleport.
Haermaga 	Since when does the Adventurers' Guild have cannons? Weeell, I never could resist something complimentary, and the Maelstrom was─what do you call it?─decommissioning a few. They're safe enough, this being an exhibition event and all.
 	
Haermaga 	The action's down in the Salt Strand, in lower La Noscea. The chaperone in charge is─hang my tongue, I'm ever muddling up Plainsfolk names─Mayaru Moyaru. He'll show you the ropes!
 	
Haermaga 	You look like you could do with a little noisemaking! Go down to the Salt Strand and ask for the chaperone Mayaru Moyaru. Tell him you're to help with the Cannon–do Spirit event!
Haermaga 	Someone who does all three events─now that's what I call an adventurer! Loves the trade, ready for a bit o' fun, never stingy with her/his guild. An adventurer like that gets a special reward out of my own purse!
 	
Mayaru Moyaru 	Ahoy, welcome to, um, the cannon event! I like to think of this as an exhibition that packs a real punch. And also family friendly─look at all the little ones in the audience!
Mayaru Moyaru 	The chief chaperone told you what you'd be up to, yes? Demon slaying, and lots of it! We've acquired some nice 18-ponze cannons. They make a big bang when they're fired at their targets─sabotenders and womandragoras in this case!
Mayaru Moyaru 	And don't go hitting anything other than your intended targets! I think it's been mentioned once or twice that this is a family-friendly event.
Mayaru Moyaru 	I mean...it's not as though someone would die or anything if one were to accidentally get a blast to the face. But a cannonball is still far from a flan puff. I shouldn't think it would be safe.
Mayaru Moyaru 	Besides, it would be in extremely poor taste to shoot any future adventurers with the cannon. We can't have them thinking ill of the guild. And it certainly wouldn't be family friendly!
Mayaru Moyaru 	Now, please think on everything I've said. If you decide you'd like to play by the rules, simply speak with me to participate.
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Moonfire Faire Events Quests