History

Sir Patrick Stewart and Queen Elizabeth the II have lived before time itself.
In 0 BCE Jesus (Known as Jesue created Pasta then Sushi (but it wasn't as good) then Pizza (it was better than Sushi but not better than Pasta) and after that Jesus created Edam Cheese (AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY GROSS AND NOBODY BUYS IT.)
In 1 BCE Jesus fucked a sheep and then he made the only atom to ever exist,but the atom said the n-word so Jesus deleted it. Nine months later the sheep gave birth to the first Jeep (Fiat Chrysler Automobiles don't want you to know this)
In 1963 AD When John F. Kennedy was shot in the head by Lee Harvey Oswald he survived the bullet,but he later died of blood loss.
In 20 they crucified Santa as they thought he was Jesus due to his long beard.
In 2021 Sonic fucked Rouge the Bat with his dick as large has large as Rouge's 2 massive milkers, and then after he came in her the cum filled her up so much it covered the side of a mountain.