The Expect Smart Actually The Movie: Night of the Living Zombies (Rewrite)/transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
=== Part 2 ===
Movie Aired: October 27, 2001
Movie Copyrighted: 2001
This movie is rated PG, continuing this movie in Part 2.
Tails the Fox: Sonic! I finally finished it! See? Isn't it great? It's a jet propelled bodyboard. Come on, do you wanna try it out?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Not right now, thanks.
Tails the Fox: All right, I'll go use it myself.
Sonic the Fox: Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy. *beeps the remote and plays the music*
Tails the Fox: *grunts, revs my engine, my jet blasts*
Sonic the Hedgehog: *groans*
Tails the Fox: Whoa! Whoa-aaa! *screams* Whoa! *laughs* Weeeee! Hey! Come out here, Sonic! It's okay if you don't swim! You could give it a try.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Just don't show off so much that you forget to look where you're going! *sighs, thud* Wha?
Tails is screaming.
Sonic the Hedgehog: It's probably nothing.
Tails the Fox: Sonic! Help me, wake up, Sonic. Come on! Help!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Huh?
Tails the Fox: Hey! Help me! Wake up, Sonic!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *growls* SHUT UP, TAILS!
Tails screams as he heads toward the camera. Old Man Owl is behind him in his burning rocket. Tails flies up with his bodyboard.
Old Man Owl: *heads towards the screen and flies into the sky*
Yellow Rectangle: Huh?!
A trail of smoke followed him.
Tails the Fox: *flies above Sonic, worried* Sonic, are you alright, Sonic?
Sonic the Hedgehog: *rubs my nose* I'm fine, just fine.
Lincoln Loud: So, who’s that?
Old Man Owl: *waves* Hi, Lincoln! I have some news for you!
Old Man Owl's rocket flies past Sonic, Tails, SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln. A trail of smoke follows him.
Sonic the Hedgehog: *grunts and scratches my head* Not that old Man again. Count me out.
Tails the Fox: *points in the direction Old Man Owl's rocket went* Guys, we gotta do something to help him!
Yellow Rectangle: You're the one who can fly, you do something!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *turns to my lounging chair that is buried in the sand and tries to get it out
Lincoln Loud: *watches Old Man Owl heading straight towards a wall of a piece of land and gasps* You're no help!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *trips and lands on my butt*
Lincoln Loud: Fine! I can rescue the Old Man all by myself!
Old Man Owl is still in the plane, about to crash.
Old Man Owl: Wee hee hee hee!
Tails the Fox: Siiir?
Old Man Owl: Oh, it's you Tails! Nice to see you. I have some urgent business with Master Sonic and that's why I'm here today.
Tails the Fox: You have more important things to worry about now. Your rocket's on fire!
Old Man Owl: *notices the fire and smoke coming from the back of the plane* WOAH! No wonder it's getting warm!
Tails the Fox: Just hold on and keep it going steady. I’ll fix it for you!
The plane’s back engine explodes.
Tails the Fox: *screams* I'm not gonna give up that easy! *flies to Old Man Owl, still in the plane*
Sonic the Hedgehog: *continues to relax*
An explosion impact occurs.
Old Man Owl: Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Tails the Fox: Waah hah ho! *lands on the plane’s wing*
Old Man Owl: Very impressive Tails.
Tails the Fox: Thanks, I had some good practice before on my bodyboard.
Old Man Owl: *laughs* Wah hah hah hah hah, lucky for me!
Tails the Fox: Sir? Sir!?
Old Man Owl: Huh?
Tails the Fox: Look out!!
Old Man Owl: What are you talking about? *notices the large rock wall that the plane is about to run into*
Tails the Fox: *screams*
Screen pans down to Sonic still on the beach.
Tails the Fox: Sonic!!!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *runs, doing some parkour*
Tails the Fox: *screams*
Sonic the Hedgehog: *continues running, does a Super Peel Out, spins into a ball, and bashes into the plane*
Sonic is launched out of the smoke saving both Tails and Old Man Owl.
Tails the Fox: Oh Sonic, thank you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Way to go, Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Mmmm.
Sonic the Hedgehog, SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *winks at Tails*
They all land safely as Old Man Owl is shocked in horror.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Old man, hey old man! *picks up a Crabmeat and puts it back down*
Crabmeat: *pinches Old Man Owl out of shock*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Old man, those things are dangerous. Stop riding them.
Old Man Owl is not making eye contact with SpongeBob.
Old Man Owl: What are you talking about, SpongeBob? I know how to handle them! I realize I'm a little older now, but back in my day I was quite the racer. Believe me, I was pretty popular with the ladies! *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: Mister, did you say you had some urgent business?
Old Man Owl: Oh right, it's a real emergency! You see the President…
Owl then turns to Tails and Sonic.
Old Man Owl: *erratic and unsure* Woooh hoo ho! I-I-I-... A-a-uh… [Relaxed] Ahhhh. The president…
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle, Lincoln Loud, Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails the Fox: *falls to the ground and back up*
Yellow Rectangle: He wants us to come to the Presidential House right away!
Old Man Owl: That's it! That's it! Please hurry!!
Sonic the Hedgehog: You know it might have been easier if you'd called to tell us that...
Old Man Owl: *gets embarrassed* Oh ho ho I-I could have done that too, heh heh heh.
Door opens revealing the shadow of Sonic and Tails on the plane: the Tornado. Tree leaves begin to open, like doors, revealing the launch ramp of the plane. The Tornado is preparing for flight.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Old man! Take care of the place while we're gone!
Old Man Owl: Of course! You can count on me!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *sarcastically* Sure we can… *to Tails* Start her up Tails!
Tails the Fox: Right! *starts up Tornado for launch, and Tornado flies away*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *waves* Have a nice flight!
Old Man Owl: *laughs* Bon voyage kids! Hah hah hah hah hah ahhhh…
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House.
Yellow Rectangle: Out of all of the heroes, Lisa is a special case.
Lisa Loud: *suddenly runs out of my room with a fuming potion* Scatter! She's gonna blow!
It blows up.
Lisa Loud: I'm still alive!
Lincoln Loud: She graduated from college at age 4. 4 years! That's kindergarten age! That's pretty special, I'd say. I can't imagine how she must feel to have such an honor.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Kids! Dinner!
The Loud kids go downstairs for dinner, but Lisa arrives a little later.
Lori Loud: Where's Lily?
Lisa Loud: Lily will be down shortly.
Suddenly sloshing noises are heard as Lily tumbles down the stairs, her swollen diaper cushioning her fall, giggling all the way.
Lily Loud: Poo-poo.
Luan Loud: Holy cow-pie! That is one big cow pie!
Lana Loud: Whoa! I didn't even fill my diaper that much.
Leni Loud: Is it me, or does Lily's diaper seem... fuller than usual?
Patrick Star: Huh?
Mr. Bump: Lisa, what did you do?
Lisa Loud: All I did was invent something to help cut back on changing Lily's diapers. It runs on the same principle as a balloon filled with water. I call it, "The Expand-o-Potty".
All: *glares at her*
Lisa Loud: Don't worry, all you have to do is change her every day and everything will be fine.
Rita Loud: Oh, Lisa, honey, I think this is a little unnecessary.
Lola Loud: Plus, it's kind of grody.
Rita Loud: Maybe this should be a one-time thing. Or better yet, I bought some clean new diapers for Lily in case we run out.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Now honey, you can't beat efficiency. Put her up on the high chair, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Sure thing, Dad. *lifts Lily up* Okay, Lily, let's–
However, her diaper is weighing her down
Lincoln Loud: Hey, girls, a little help here.
The Loud sisters, except Lisa, lift the diaper up.
Mr. Bump: Careful, it might spill out!
Lisa Loud: Hardly. I used a sealant on it so the excrements wouldn't leak out.
Little Miss Daredevil: The sisters used Lily for the high chair.
Lily Loud: *poops in the diaper again, and the smell makes them freeze*
Little Miss Daredevil: Speaking of Daredevil, we'd better change the diaper now. Don't worry, I made plenty.
Lincoln Loud: Okay. This shouldn't take too long.
Time card reading "Half Hours Later"
French Narrator: Half hours later.
Most of the heroes comes out smelling like Lily's diaper.
Lisa Loud: In my defense, I installed sprinklers into the ceiling to spray a solution powerful enough to clean the room in case something like this happened. You remember what happened when SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Clyde and Lincoln had–
Lynn Loud Sr.: I think we've had enough of your science for one day. Now march yourself to the kiddie table.
Lisa Loud: *sighs* Yes, Dad. Hairless ape, 1: science, 0.
Rita Loud: Honestly, Lisa, you know we love you, but sometimes I wish you didn't graduate so quickly.
Luan Loud: That would've been in-genius. *laughs* Get it?
All: *looks at her*
Luan Loud: Sorry.
Time card reading "After Dinner"
French Narrator: After dinner.
Lisa is picking at the last of her meal when Lucy appears next to her.
Lucy Loud: Are you alright, Lisa?
Lisa Loud: AHH! Oh, hello, Lucy. *sniffs* I've noticed the lack of pungent odor on you.
Lucy Loud: There was no way I was going near that mess. You seem pretty sad.
Lisa Loud: Well, Lucy, it's a heavy burden being the only genius in the family. *sighs* What I wouldn't give to have one day where it doesn't mess up the family's life.
Lucy Loud: Hmm...
Leni Loud: Talk about coincidence! Lisa, this is your lucky day, because after Lizzie gives my newest idea the thumbs-up, there will be a new genius in the house!
In Lola and Lana's room, Leni is holding up her bra.
Lizzie the Flower: Your... bra?
Leni Loud: Don't be fooled. It can't only be half of girls' undies– *pretends to wear it like a necklace* It could also be a stylish necklace... *pretends to wear it like a purse* A patch-up for your purse; a handy-dandy parachute for your favorite action dolly– you know the kind, where it looks like a doll, but is something more–
Lizzie the Flower: I get it, Leni, but maybe Lisa could give you some ideas.
Leni Loud: You're right, Lola, I oughta help Lisa around more.
Handy the Dog: Well, I'm Handy. *leaves*
Lisa Loud: *witnesses the whole thing, gets an idea* Hmm...
Time card reading "The Next Morning"
French Narrator: The next morning.
Lincoln Loud: Ah, another beautiful, yet noisy morning in the Loud House. We're just waiting on Lori.
Lori Loud: *comes down with the keys*
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
Lori Loud: Wait... where's Lisa?
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, she has that big presentation today!
The other heroes head up to Lisa's room.
Lori Loud: Would you hurry up, Lisa? Seriously, I thought it was a hassle to get Lincoln out the door in the morning.
The door bursts open.
Lisa Loud: You!
Others: *gasps*
Lisa Loud: I know you!
They stand confused at Lisa
Lisa Loud: What are you guys doing in my room?
Lincoln Loud: Uh... first of all, we're not in your room. Second, we need to get going. You have a big presentation at the university.
Lisa Loud: University? Why didn't anyone tell me?! I would've bought one of those months ago!
The others are boggled by this statement.
Leni Loud: Um... you're giving a speech at the college?
Lisa Loud: *blinks*
Leni Loud: A big school?
Lisa Loud: *blinks again*
Leni Loud: Remember your diploma? *shows Lisa the diploma*
Lisa Loud: Ohh... well, if I graduated college when I'm this young, and I'm giving a speech there, then I must be a super-duper genius!
Mr. Grumpy: Cucumbers.
Lana Loud: Okay, something's definitely wrong here.
Luna Loud: Yah, normally Lisa doesn't wake up this stupid.
Luan Loud: Normally, I can tell when people are joking, and this doesn't sound like a joke.
Squidward Tentacles: What is this, Lori?
Lori Loud: *reads a note on Lisa's desk* "Play me"? *presses a button and a holographic projection appears*
Little Miss Daredevil: And there she is!
Lincoln Loud: It's a hologram Lisa!
Hologram Lucy Loud: Boo.
Hologram Lisa Loud: AHH! How did that get in here?!
Hologram Lucy Loud: *disappears*
Squidward Tentacles: This is unnecessary!
Hologram Lisa Loud: Phew. Good morning, heroes. If you are viewing this message, then it must indicate you've noticed my current behavior. Well, let me explain: lately, I've been getting sick of being the genius in the family, as it has been giving me, as well as you, nothing but trouble, so I've drained my intelligence to an average level, similar to you. Now you may be asking, what if I don't like it? It's simple, really; I just reverse the polarity of the electron counterbalances in my invention and become a genius all over again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: How?!
Lori Loud: *sees a machine that looks like a dentist's chair with a wired helmet attached* This must be the invention. *sees the settings switch* Why is it set to "Leni"? Why is there even a Leni setting?
Hologram Lisa Loud: However, there is a slight chance the machine malfunctioned and set my intelligence to a level similar to Leni's. As I said, it should be reversible, but until then I'm sure you won't miss the old me.
Patrick Star: Yeah, Leni's is a setting.
Lori Loud: Well... I suppose it could be worse.
Leni Loud: Yeah, she could've been like-- *gets distracted* Ooh, shiny!
Lisa Loud: Shiny?
Mordecai: Come on, dude! We're late!
Yellow Rectangle: No, we're not late! Let's go!
To be continued.
=== Part 3 ===
Movie Aired: October 27, 2001
Movie Copyrighted: 2001
This movie is rated PG, continuing this movie in Part 3.
Movie continues at The Loud House.
Sandy Cheeks: All fellers, here’s a presentation.
She is seen comforting a whimpering Lisa in front of their disappointed siblings.
Leni Loud: I know, I know. Lisa didn't actually get stage fright. That's just the result of a failed experiment talking.
Lisa Loud: So many strangers…
Patrick Star: I don’t get it.
Lincoln Loud: And the smart thing to do is to get Lisa back to normal.
Rita Loud: Good news, kids. Your father called the university, and they understood the situation, so they decided to move Lisa's presentation to Friday night.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, Mom.
Rita Loud: *leaves*
Lori Loud: Uh, guys, we all literally have tests Friday. How is Lisa suppose to help us study if she's literally like Leni? No offense. *sees Partick, Sandy, Leni and Lisa are gone* Patrick? Sandy? Leni? Lisa?
They hear laughing, and look out at the backyard. She's having fun with Patrick, Sandy and Lisa.
Leni Loud: Don't worry, guys. I'll give her back later so she can help you study!
Patrick Star: Yeah!
Little Miss Daredevil: That ain’t Mr. Bump is Lisa’s presentation.
Lucy Loud: She has a point, you know.
The other Heroes yelp.
Lisa Loud: I think somewhere down there is the old Lisa.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You know, Lucy's right. It may not be so bad after all.
Soon, a montage is shown where Patrick, Sandy, Lisa and Leni are having fun with other things, such as interrupting a game of fashion photographer with SpongeBob, Squidward, Yellow, Lincoln and Lola, trying on Lori's old clothes, turning off Luna's music to focus on hairstyles, giving Mr. Krabs’ money and showing equal disgust at changing Lily's diaper.
Skip ahead to Friday afternoon.
Lincoln Loud: All right, Leni! This has gone far enough!
Leni Loud: What do you mean? *sans Lisa show failing papers*
Black Rectangle: We failed!
Luna Loud: We flunked out, dude!
Knuckles the Echidna: What F’s!
Lynn Loud Jr.: All F's!
White Rectangle: Huh?
Lana Loud: We got ripped off!
Sonic the Hedgehog: We got all messed up!
Lori Loud: We literally failed everything!
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, so did we!
Patrick Star: We're so sorry, heroes!
Mr. Bump: Poopity Poop, how.
Lola Loud: Who is me!
Lizzie the Flower: Hey Lola.
Lola Loud: Hey, Lizzie. It's you.
Lucy Loud: I thought Lisa was still in there somewhere…
Little Miss Giggles: *laughs*
Little Miss Scary: Lisa was still dumb.
Luan Loud: But now she's so stupid.
Mr. Nervous: Yeah, this isn't funny!
Leni Loud: Me, too. *shows a failing paper* You know, it's my fault. I'm the one who made Lisa get so dumb?
Lynn Loud Jr.: *confused* Huh?
Mr. Krabs: What?!
Leni Loud: Well, you see, Lisa was at the kiddie table, alone, and--
Lori Loud: Let's just get her back to normal.
Squidward Tentacles: Okay, Lori. *laughs*
Finn the Human: You know what, Jake, I’m cool with that.
Jake the Dog: Yeah, PB is in the candy science room.
In Lisa's room.
Plankton: Behold her greatest invention.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, this is her invention.
Little Miss Scary: Anyway, is she seated?
Lisa is seated in her invention.
Lori Loud: All right, Lisa, how does this thing work?
Lisa Loud: ...I don't know.
Little Miss Daredevil: What does it do, Lisa?
Mr. Krabs: Come on, Lincoln, pull the switch.
Lincoln Loud: Actually, I think this switch has something to do with it. *pulls a switch from "Leni" to "Genius" and presses a big button, and the invention zaps her with a jolt of electricity* How do you feel?
Lisa is silent.
Lincoln Loud: Lisa?
Lisa Loud: That's Dr. Lisa Loud Ph.D., to you!
Lincoln Loud: She's back!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay, Lisa!
He and the heroes, sans Lori and Squidward, cheer.
Lori Loud: All right, Lisa, we don't have much time. The rest of us have a make-up test, and you have a presentation to make.
Wander: Syl, I have a bad feeling about this.
Sylvia: It’s okay, Wander. Everything’s fine.
Later, at the university.
Lisa Loud: ...and in conclusion, gentlemen, with this formula, we can indeed help people with irritable bowels.
Blue Rectangle: Thank you.
The scientists, and the Heroes applauded.
Back at the Loud House.
Lori Loud: That was a literally fascinating piece of work, Lisa!
Other heroes: Yeah!
Lisa Loud: Yes, Lisa, that was very clever of you. *feigns surprise* Oh, wait, that's me!
Everyone: *laughs expect Lori and Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Oh come on!
Lori Loud: Very funny, Lisa. Next time you have to show off an invention of yours, and you make yourself dumber using brain-draining technology, don't come crying to us.
Leni Loud: We missed you, even though Dumb Lisa was a lot of fun.
The heroes go upstairs.
Little Miss Daredevil: See, I told ya.
Yellow Rectangle: But, how do we get to Angel Island?
Red Rectangle: But what about us?!
Lincoln Loud: Like I said, Lisa is a special case when it comes to all of the heroes. True, she's a bit of a bore with her inventions and scientific reasoning, but we all love that about her, and now we learned to appreciate her just a little bit more.
The heroes coming screaming down the stairs and outside
Lisa Loud: Lily got into my formula, and made a massive mess in her Expand-o-Potty! Everyone is expected to steer clear of the area, specifically my room!
Lincoln Loud: But I think we'll start tomorrow. *finds Lily without her diaper and carries her outside* There.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay Lincoln, let’s go.
Scene cuts to Angel Island.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Angel Island. What a peaceful place.
Shadow the Hedgehog: No time for messing around! Guys!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Nazo?
Nazo the Hedgehog: You’re too late! I got all the Chaos Emeralds with Green Zombie Potions. I should give Zombie Krabby Patty potion and infect this planet. I am pure chaos! Everytime this planet will be infected for spreading the virus. I am a god of chaos.
Nazo is transforming into Perfect Nazo.
Nazo the Hedgehog: *evil laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: What’s he doing, Lincoln?!
Lincoln Loud: He’s transforming into Perfect Nazo, SpongeBob!
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: *evil laughs* At last, my transformation is complete. I will infect this planet into green skinned, virus, infected zombies before I force them of evil! For the last moments of your life. You may refer to me as Perfect Nazo!
Yellow Rectangle: Nazo, what are you doing here?!
Sonic the Hedgehog: I had enough *transforms into Super Sonic* Who do you think you are anyway?!
Knuckles the Echidna: Hey come on now. Don’t do it, Sonic.
Yellow Rectangle: What, Nazo had the power. We have to stop him.
Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Whoa! What is this place?
Mr. Krabs: It's me secret lab where I experiment on food.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, Mr. Krabs, this looks like madness.
Mr. Krabs: You think this is mad? Ooh, wait 'till you see…*pulls a curtain and reveals a large magnifying glass with large eye looking through* this!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Yipe!
The large eye turned out to be Sandy.
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy, SpongeBob and Lincoln! *pushes the magnifying glass up*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy? What are you doing down here?
Sandy Cheeks: I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist.
Lincoln Loud: What? A maladowin-a-gas-a-whatalist?
Sandy Cheeks: *pulls down a diagram of an algebraic expression that includes a burger, French fries, a double-helix, and the pi symbol* Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.
Mr. Krabs: Look, I'm in a hurry. You have this special project.
Sandy Cheeks: Well, it's a work in process. *grabs a pipette and squeezes a drop of a green liquid from Nazo, into a container. Green liquid grows into a double-helix shape, and forms a green floating, glowing zombie Krabby Patty* There it is! Your new zombie patty!
Mr. Krabs: Hm.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, no! You can't improve the Krabby Patty! It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon! *puts normal Krabby Patty on top of green glowing zombie Krabby Patty*
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, right. Sensitive to time. *pushes the normal Krabby Patty in SpongeBob's head* Make me 200 of these, pronto!
The scene changes back into the dining room.
Mr. Krabs: Here you go, gentlemen. Two brand new zombie patties. *serves the hipster fish the Secret Patties*
Hipster fish #1 and #2: Hmm. Huh? *eat the new Secret Zombie Patties*
Scoots from The Loud House: Oh, a zombie patty.
Sandy Cheeks: *comes out with a load of secret zombie patties in a cart* Step right up and get your new, improved zombie patties!
The customers pile up on top of Sandy and they each get the Secret Zombie Patty.
Sandy Cheeks: *feels dizzy* Ah! Uh.
Time card reading: "Many Secret Zombie Patties Later…"
French Narrator: Many Secret Zombie Patties Later…
Hipster fish #2: *texting on my phone* I'm leaving a good review.
Customer: full from eating the secret zombie patties* So tasty.
Mr. Krabs: *eats the Secret Zombie Patty* Hm. A little bit different, but they taste familiar. *eats the Secret Zombie Patty whole*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: *touches Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: Oh no. *my eyes turns red* Well, that wasn't familiar. *my teeth turns yellow*
Lincoln Loud: Are you feeling okay, Mr. Krabs? Because your skin turns green for your whole body.
Mr. Krabs: *groans as my skin turns green of my body*
Mr. Krabs has completely turned into a zombie.
Mr. Krabs (Zombie): *moans and touches Sandy*
Lincoln Loud: *gets horrified* What's going on?
Sandy Cheeks: *my eye turns red* Ooh. Ehh, I never shoulda eaten four. *my teeth turns yellow* Uh! Ah! *turns into a zombie and moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: *evil laughs and turns everyone into zombies*
Lori Loud (Zombie): *moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're too late! Nazo's making everyone into zombies!
Zombies: *moans*
At The Loud House.
Rita Loud: *to Lori* You are a zombie, young lady! You need to get out!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *plays Basketball*
Lori Loud (Zombie): *touches Lynn and turns her into a zombie*
Lynn Loud Jr. (Zombie): *moans and goes downstairs*
Lana Loud: Morning.
Lynn Loud Jr. (Zombie): *touches Lana and turns her into a zombie*
Lana Loud (Zombie): *moans and drinks orange juice*
Lola Loud: Mom, Lana's drinking orange juice.
Lana Loud (Zombie): *touches Lola*
Lola Loud: And now she's touching meeeeee! *turns into a zombie and moans*
Back to The Krusty Krab.
Zombies: *moans*
Squidward Tentacles: What's going on here?
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: Seize him, zombies!
Zombies: *moans and follows Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: I'm getting out of here.
Zombies: *traps Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Oh no, I'm doomed!
Zombies: *touches Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: *screams and turns into a zombie*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: *evil laughs* Who can stop me now!
Squidward Tentacles (Zombie): *moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: *evil laughs again* Well well well, SpongeBob and Lincoln, Now we will touch you and turn all of you into zombies.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, he's right in front of us! We have to get out of here!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *retreats into the kitchen*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: Zombies, follow me.
Dave the Fish: Hey, I'll pass on this patty. *throws the Secret Zombie Patty in the trash can*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: I'm sorry! *touches Dave and turns him into a zombie*
Dave the Fish (Zombie): *moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: Now zombies, follow me.
Zombies: *moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog and Zombies: *leaves from The Krusty Krab*
At The Krusty Krab kitchen.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's Zombie Apocalypse! What are we gonna do now, Lincoln?!
Lincoln Loud: I have a plan, we can go to The Loud House in my room.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good idea, Lincoln. We have to fight Nazo.
Zombies: *moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog and Zombies: *marches out of the Krusty Krab*
Norton: Ooh!
Zombie #1: *moans*
Norton: *screams* Ahh!
Zombie #1: *touches Norton and turns him into a zombie*
Norton (Zombie): *moans*
Officer Rob is resting in his police car.
Radio Dispatcher: Car 521, we have an outbreak on rabid zombie patties.
Officer Rob: Yeah, yeah. I'm on my break.
Three zombies appear and start attacking Officer Rob's police car.
Officer Rob: O-o-o-oh hey! Come on, I'm on my break!
Zombies: *moans*
Richard Watterson: Huh?! *screams*
Zombies: *touches Richard and turns him into a zombie*
Richard Watterson (Zombie): *moans*
Dexter and Dee Dee McPherson: *gets shocked*
Zombies: *moans and touches Steven, Dexter and Dee Dee and turns them into zombies*
Steven Universe, Dexter and Dee Dee McPherson (Zombie): *moans*
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Oh no, there's zombies.
Error Pixelinite: Huh.
Zombies: *touches Ignignokty and turns him into a zombie*
Ignignokty Pixelinite (Zombie): *moans*
Error Pixelinite: *screams*
Ignignokty Pixelinite (Zombie): *touches Error and turns him into a zombie*
Error Pixelinite (Zombie): *moans*
Stickman Sticknian: Oh no, zombies are coming after us.
Stickmaster Sticknian: Huh?
Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite (Zombie): *touches Stickman and Stickmaster and turns them into zombies*
Stickman and Stickmaster Sticknian (Zombie): *moans*
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Panic! Please panic!
Stickman and Stickmaster Sticknian (Zombie): *touches Zuckerbrot and turns him into zombies*
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot (Zombie): *moans*
Cold Computer Virus: No no no! Take it back, I didn't mean to!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot (Zombie): *touches Cold Computer Virus and turns him into a zombie*
Cold Computer Virus (Zombie): *moans*
Zombies: *touches Green, Purple, White, Black, Frank, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Nosy, Mr. Small from The Mr. Men Show, Miss Naughty and Miss Chatterbox and turns them into zombies*
Green Rectangle, Purple Rectangle, White Rectangle, Black Rectangle, Frank the Fish, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Nosy, Mr. Small from The Mr. Men Show, Little Miss Naughty and Little Miss Chatterbox (Zombie): *moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog and Zombies: *turns everybody into zombies*
Zombies: *moans*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: *evil laughs*
*Thunder and Lightning*
To be continued.
=== Part 4 ===
Movie Aired: October 27, 2001
Movie Copyrighted: 2001
This movie is rated PG, continuing this movie in Part 4.
Movie continues at The Loud House.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah, so peace and quiet. *looks at Lincoln* Lincoln, wake up buddy.
Lincoln Loud: *wakes up and yawns* Ooh, the sweet sound of silence. That never happens on a Saturday. I must be the first one up. *notices the time* Wait a minute! 10:00 AM? How could it be this quiet this late?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *opens Lincoln's bedroom door*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *puts our clothes on and notices the upstairs hallway is all wrecked and it's zombified*
SpongeBob SquarePants: What is this green zombie germs.
Lincoln Loud: Uh, hello?
Lana Loud and Lola Loud (Zombie): *moans and comes from our room*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, what is that zombie sound.
Lincoln Loud: Hey guys!
Lana Loud and Lola Loud (Zombie): *moans and comes out of our room as infected, and looks like zombies*
Lincoln Loud: *laughs nervously and walks back to Lori and Squidward* Oof! Lori and Squidward, I think something's wrong with the...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, don't let them touch you.
Lori Loud and Squidward Tentacles (Zombie): *moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Lynn Loud Jr. (Zombie): *moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Mr. Krabs (Zombie): *moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Sandy Cheeks (Zombie): *moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Green Rectangle, Purple Rectangle, White Rectangle, Black Rectangle, Frank the Fish, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Nosy, Mr. Small from The Mr. Men Show, Little Miss Naughty, Little Miss Chatterbox, Bacon Hair and Noob (Zombie): *moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Lincoln Loud: *tries to back away and tries to open Lisa and Lily's bedroom door*
Lisa Loud: *opens our bedroom door and pulls SpongeBob and Lincoln inside*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Luna Loud, Luan Loud, Little Miss Daredevil and Sylvia: *holds them*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where are we?
Luna Loud: They look okay, but we better check them.
Leni Loud: *checks them with a temperature scanner* 98.6 degrees? They're good. Let them go.
Patrick Star: They're looking good, Leni.
Lincoln Loud: Will someone please tell us what the heck is going on?!
Lisa Loud: Haven't you heard? This morning our house became infested with an acute, febrile, contagious zombie virus. Or, as it's known on the street, *suspenseful music plays* The zombie infection.
Mr. Quiet: There's zombies everywhere.
Mr. Bump: Me Too.
Little Miss Scary: Once there were zombies around the city. If zombie touches people, they get infected.
Little Miss Daredevil: We have stop Nazo.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Lincoln Loud: With heroes packed into 1200 square feet, when someone gets infected, it spreads like the plague. We're not just talking flu, we're talking... *hears female scream* a zombie apocalypse!!
Later in the City, hearing thunder and seeing lightning.
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: Listen up, Zombies, the Chaos Emerald is mine. We must infect them.
Zombies: *moans*
Later in the Candy Kingdom, showing SpongeBob, Patrick, Plankton, Karen, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Lisa, Yellow, Red, Blue, Orange, Pink, Master Lox, Pearl, Finn, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess, Lady Unicorn, Wander, Sylvia, Shadic, Tails, Knuckles, Mr. Bump, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary and Miss Giggles runs as Miss Daredevil and Daredevil files with their rocket boots through the streets with Zombies swarming them at every side.
Zombies: *moans*
*Thunder and Lightning*
Mr. Nervous: *screams*
Finn the Human: *flings one away as it jumps on him and they burst through the front gate of Princess Bubblegum's Castle* Hurry, Lady!
Lady Unicorn: *rushes through the gate*
They close the gate and latch it.
Lincoln Loud: Phew, I think we're safe here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Finn the Human: *breathes hard* It's happening again.
Princess Bubblegum: That's right, Finn.
Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy.
Little Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine.
Finn the Human: Princess! Mr. Happy! Miss Sunshine!
Princess Bubblegum: The zombie infection has spread across the kingdom once again, ...and once again, it's all my fault.
Flashback starts in Princess Bubblegum's Lab.
Princess Bubblegum: *narrates* I was testing a sample of the zombie flesh I had saved when Cinnamon Bun came into the lab. He said he was hungry.
Cinnamon Bun: I'm hungry.
Princess Bubblegum: Not now, Cinnamon Bun. I'm busy. *turns her back on Cinnamon Bun to work with some chemicals, narrates* And that's when I made my mistake. I should have paid more attention to that poor fool.
Cinnamon Bun: *starts messing with the Green zombie potion and drinks it*
The Candy Zombie flesh he ingested was highly contagious.
Cinnamon Bun: *turns into a zombie*
Cinnamon Bun (Zombie): *moans and falls to floor behind the counter*
Princess Bubblegum: Cinnamon Bun? Where did you...
Cinnamon Bun (Zombie): *lunges from behind the counter at Princess Bubblegum*
Princess Bubblegum: EEEEHHHHH!!!
Cinnamon Bun (Zombie): Brains!
Flashback ends.
Princess Bubblegum: I escaped, but I wasn't able to stop Cinnamon Bun from infecting the rest of the kingdom. The good news is I still have all my notes for making the antidote formula. We must stop Nazo.
Shadic The Hedgehog: Oh, yeah!
Finn the Human: Oh, sweet!
Princess Bubblegum: Let's board up the windows then we can get started.
Zombies: *breaks through a window and touches Princess Bubblegum and Miss Sunshine on their neck and drags them out*
Little Miss Sunshine: *screams*
Finn the Human: Princess!! Miss Sunshine!! *runs to the window and grabs Princess Bubblegum's arms*
Princess Bubblegum: Don't worry, Finn. You have the notes to my formula. Just let Science do the work. Science... is...
Princess Bubblegum and Little Miss Sunshine: *turns into zombies*
Princess Bubblegum (Zombie): MAHHRRAHHH!
Finn the Human: Nooo!!!
Mr. Happy: Help!
Little Miss Sunshine (Zombie): *touches Mr. Happy, then turns him into a zombie*
Mr. Happy (Zombie): *moans*
Yellow Rectangle: It's all my fault. I shouldn't have come.
Leni Loud: That zombie needs a hug.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, No, you have to stay with survivors with us. If zombie touches you, you turn into a zombie, too.
Leni Loud: But, I'm not a zombie.
Lumpy Space Princess: Get that zombie outta here! *bludgeons zombie Princess Bubblegum with a wooden board*
Finn the Human *shrieks*
Lumpy Space Princess: Aw, nah! I am not getting touched by zombies tonight. *starts to board up the windows. Zombies begin to peek through, and smashes them with a hammer* Get the zumps outta here!!! Ahh! Ahh!
Finn the Human: NOOO!!
Jake the Dog: These notes make no sense. It's all gobbledy-gak.
Lumpy Space Princess: *takes the notes and Finn takes some and give them to Jake and Lady Rainicorn*
Finn the Human: Alright, we'll each make our own version of the formula. One of us is bound to get it right.
Wander: I should see Captain Tim.
Sylvia: I need a blaster.
Plankton: Those zombies are scary...
Lord Master Lox: And horror.
Lisa Loud: The only survivors are you, me, Leni, Luan, Luna, Lucy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Plankton, Karen, Yellow, Red, Blue, Orange, Pink, Daredevil, Master Lox, Pearl, Finn, Jake, LSP, Lady, Wander, Sylvia, Shadic, Tails, Knuckles, Mr. Bump, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Nervous, Miss Daredevil, Miss Scary and Miss Giggles.
The group is shown altogether.
Knuckles the Echidna: Wait! Sonic and Shadow makes Shadic.
Tails the Fox: Cool.
Lincoln Loud: *panicks* Wait! Lucy's a zombie!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Lincoln, we're survivors.
Lucy Loud: Incorrect. I always look like this.
Plankton: What is it, Karen.
Karen Plankton: Aw, Plankton.
Lisa Loud: If we wanna live to see another day, I suggest we initiate escape protocol ASAP.
Little Miss Daredevil: Lincoln, you know you're scared. We have to stop him.
Lincoln Loud: I'm on it.
Little Miss Giggles: *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: *gets my radio and calls Clyde* Healthy Loud to Safe Haven. We've got a level four outbreak.
Clyde McBride: *spits out my cereal* The flu?! Lincoln, give it to me straight. Did Lori make it?
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Negative...
Clyde McBride: *gasps and laments* WHY?! WHY?! WHY???!!! *calms down* Sorry. I know we can't afford the luxury of grief right now. *focus* I'll have everything ready. Cot, medical supplies, and my patented heal meals. How many survivors?
Squidward Tentacles (Zombie): *moans and touches Luan*
Lincoln Loud: Thirty-three.
Luan Loud: *sneezes*
Lincoln Loud: Make that thirty-two.
Luan Loud: Guys, no! It's not what you think! *laughs and then my skin turns green and turns into a zombie*
Luan Loud (Zombie): *moans*
Little Miss Giggles: Look, zombie Luan *laughs*
Orange Rectangle: Help us now.
Luan Loud (Zombie): *touches Miss Giggles and Orange then turns them into a zombie*
Little Miss Giggles, Orange Rectangle and Luan Loud (Zombie): *moans*
Little Miss Daredevil: They're zombies!
Lisa Loud: Get them out!
Little Miss Daredevil: *gets them out*
Luan Loud (Zombie): *moans*
*Thunder and Lightning*
Lori Loud (Zombie): *moans*
Red Rectangle: Oh no!
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is bad. We're down to thirty survivors.
Patrick Star: What should we do now.
Leni Loud: Guys, don't you think we should take care of the zombies? After all, they're still our family.
Pink Rectangle: Me too.
Luna Loud: No, dude. It's too late for them, but not for us.
Jake the Dog: We should tell Roblox.
Blue Rectangle: Wait!
Lincoln Loud: Everyone, get out of the city! Let's move.
Lisa Loud: Wait! We can't just go out there with our proverbial keisters hanging out. *presses a button that opens up equipped with water guns, grabs one, and fills it with some kind of substance* In case we're attacked, this concoction will slow down the infected. We must fight Nazo. *blasts Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *tastes* Tastes like yellow vanilla milk.
Lisa Loud: That's because it is yellow vanilla milk. *hands gun to him* *grabs each one of the remaining guns and gets more vanilla and puts on a headband. The remaining thirty are ready to take the fight Nazo*
Leni Loud: Um...I don't know if this is-
Lisa Loud: LOCK AND LOAD, PEOPLE! *suriviors are ready to fight zombies then fight Nazo*
Mr. Nervous: Um, guys.
Later in the city.
Robloxian News Reporter: Hi, this is Robloxian News Reporter, live.
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: Yes, I'm predictable.
Zombies: *moans*
Robloxian News Reporter: The zombie infection spreads over the city. Zombie infected touches people then people turn into zombies. What is the- *screams*
Lori Loud (Zombie): *moans and touches Robloxian News Reporter then turns him into a zombie*
*Thunder and Lightning*
Robloxian News Reporter (Zombie): *moans*
Little Miss Daredevil: They're infecting people for the entire city. Survivors, we have to fight Nazo, before they infect us.
Daredevil Rectangle: Yeah, destroy Nazo.
Sylvia: *enters the building and points of view shot from me, everything is broken and chewed*
There is a bit of toxic on the chair, it drips.
Sylvia: *looks at a control module and some pipes on the ceiling, there is toxic everywhere* Yeesh. If these walls could talk.
Zombies: *moans*
Just as she was about to leave, a light comes on.
Sylvia: *looks back and sees the computer screen coming on and walks over to investigate*
On the screen, a real captain tim is reporting.
Real Captain Tim: Captain's Log, Day 445: This is Captain Tim. Despite my exceedingly heroic efforts to control the sitch, things are rapidly deteriorating.
Sylvia: *reacts in worry*
Cuts back to Wander. From the ceiling, more toxic drips onto the floor in a circle. Wander turns to look each time a drop falls. Cuts back to the building.
Mr. Quiet: Um, Miss Daredevil.
Real Captain Tim: I'm not sure how much longer my impressive strength can kill the monster at bay!
Zombies: *moans*
Sylvia is worried more.
Sylvia: *looks back at the exit*
Cuts back to Wander, still watching the toxic as it drops. Cuts back to the building.
Mr. Quiet: Miss Daredevil, help us!
Zombies: *moans*
Real Captain Tim: Huh, if you're watching this now, *Extreme close up of Sylvia's eyes, sweat streams down across her head* *off-screen* ignore my dashing good looks. *to the viewers* And heed this warning –
Perfect Nazo The Hedgehog: *touches Real Captain Tim*
Real Captain Tim: *screams, something comes out of nowhere and plows on me and turns into a zombie*
Real Captain Tim (Zombie): *moans*
The screen goes to static, then the screen turns off. Cuts back to Wander, one last drop of toxic falls. There is a clanking sound, and after a few seconds, Wander falls through the floor.
Sylvia: *zips out of the building and runs outside*
Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Quiet, is that you?
Mr. Quiet and Daredevil Rectangle: *turns into zombies*
Mr. Quiet and Daredevil Rectangle (Zombie): *faces Miss Daredevil and moans*
Mr. Nervous: AHH! ZOMBIES!
Little Miss Scary: Zombie has green skin.
Finn the Human: Let's go.
Sylvia: Guys, we gotta get outta here! There's no one here to help! *tops, looks around, and sees the hole in the floor and looks through* GUYS! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!! *echos*
Camera pans back to show the hole made by the acid, no answer. She hears a clanking sound.
Leni Loud: Um, you guys wanna tissue.
Little Miss Daredevil: Ahh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Run guys.
Lincoln Loud: Fall out.
To be continued.
=== Part 5 ===
Movie Aired: October 27, 2001
Movie Copyrighted: 2001
This movie is rated PG, continuing this movie in Part 5.
Movie continues on the ship.
Sylvia: Wander? Is that you, buddy?
Cut to the vents, Sylvia can be seen. We hear growling. Sylvia looks up and hears this. Point of view shot from Sylvia as the camera pans down the pipes. A drop of toxic hits the floor, and there is a screech. Sylvia starts running in fear as pipes drop. She gets cornered to the end of the hall, cut to the pipes, we see a shadow of some sort of alien that looks like a spider. It spits toxic, Sylvia gasps and ducks, zoom out as the toxic made a hole in the wall. Sylvia tries to leave, but one of the alien's legs grabs her rein and drags her down the hall, causing her to hit things.
Zombies: *moans*
Sylvia: *grunts* AHH! Uh – I knew we shouldn't have never come in here! *grunts as  hits more things, then grabs a pipe with my tail
And after a few seconds, she is released from the alien's grasp. She lands in a pile of boxes, in front of her stands some sort of gun. She grabs it and screams as it fires lasers. They miss the alien and when it runs out, she throws it at the alien, and it retreats.
Sylvia: *pants* YEAH?! YOU'D BETTER RUN, YOU – SSSS – SPIDER...ALIEN THING! *pants, sweats, pauses* Guys! DON'T WORRY, WANDER! I'M COMIN' FOR YA, BUDDY! But first... *looks at a wall of weapons, particularly those that were Captain Tim's* I'm gonna need a bigger blaster.
She dresses up in Captain Tim's likeness and gets ready with a gun.
Cuts to survivors strolling through another area of the ships.
Wander: *whistles*
In one of the rooms, it is pitch black, only the light from three windows can be seen. The lights come on briefly due to a shortage, revealing piles of skulls and bones, presumably the remains of the crew. The alien walks by, Wander stops.
Wander: Hellooooo? Anybody in here?
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys, this is it. Hey where's Sylvia?!
Cut to behind Wander, the alien runs past. Wander turns around.
Wander: *looks in another room* Rescue par-tay's here?
Zombies: *moans*
Luna Loud: We don't see them.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, definitely.
Wander: *walks to another door and hears a bang, then goes up the ladder* Woo woo?
Red Rectangle: What's he doing here?!
Yellow Rectangle: I don't know, Red.
Point of view shot from the alien, we see everything in a color spectrum. Wander's voice sounds warbled.
Wander: Hello? I'm here to rescue you!
Cuts to Wander, he turns around.
Wander: Hello?
Cuts to Wander's perspective, looking into the dark hallway.
Wander: Sylvia?
Cut back to Wander, the alien is sneaking up behind him in the background.
Wander: That you? You know, I'm beginning to think you were right. Nobody's on this – *hears growling* Ship.
Wander turns around and notices the alien. Close up on it, it is furry, has big lips and razor sharp teeth. It roars, cut to black.
Fade up on Wander.
Wander: *screams* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
The alien plows into Wander and they roll, but they abruptly stop as Wander holds the alien.
Wander: I knew there was someone on this ship who needed help! *hugs it* Though I didn't know they'd be so cute!!! *pets it* Oh, wittle guy, you must have been so scared all alone in this big old scawy, scawy ship!
The alien roars, plows him to the ground and roars some more.
Wander: Hawhaw, I'm happy I found you, too, buddy! *close up of the alien* Oh-ho, look at you! *tugs on its lips* You're all full of beans! flops him to the ground* Who's ridin' the bike? Who's ridin' the bike? You are, you are, you are!
The alien gets off him and roars.
Wander: Ooh, you wanna play, huh? *runs around it in a circle* Bet'cha can't catch me! *runs off* Ha ha ha! Waaaaaaaaaa!
Pause, the alien starts going after him. Zombies start to follow the survivors.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no, here they come.
Zombies: *moans*
Lincoln Loud: Evacuate. Head to the ship.
Mr. Bump: Ohh.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton.
Plankton: What?!
Mr. Bump: Hey, where are Miss Scary and Mr. Nervous?
Little Miss Scary and Mr. Nervous (Zombie): *moans*
Mr. Bump: *screams*
Leni Loud: Poor, Miss Scary and Mr. Nervous.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what are you doing?!
Leni Loud: I'm taking care of the sick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! *grabs Leni* 
SpongeBob, Patrick, Plankton, Karen, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lisa, Yellow, Red, Blue, Pink, Master Lox, Pearl, Finn, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess, Lady Unicorn, Wander, Sylvia, Shadic, Tails, Knuckles, Mr. Bump and Miss Daredevil are in her ship.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You stay away from those zombies.
Leni Loud: Aw.
Showing zombie Lori on the windshield.
Lori Loud (Zombie): *moans*
Survivors: *screams*
Lisa Loud: I got this! *punches zombie Lori off the ship*
Little Miss Daredevil: Are you ready, guys?
Blue Rectangle: We're ready.
Pink Rectangle: Yeah.
Wander: I know right.
Shadic the Hedgehog: Yeah!
Knuckles the Echidna: Let's do it.
Tails the Fox: Alright!
Miss Daredevil's ship blasts off from a big ship.
Little Miss Daredevil: WAAHOO!
Slide transition to Candy Kingdom. They go to the boarded window where zombies are peeking through.
Finn the Human: Mine first.
Finn pours his formula on a zombie's arm and it promptly grows wings; Finn and Jake gasp; it bites zombie Pineapple Guy, who grows wings, and they both bite another zombie that grows wings and they fly away.
Winged Zombies: Brains!
They fly around and two of them crash into the castle.
Finn the Human: Cram!
Scene cuts to tops of a building where Starchie is.
Starchie: Oh, my, that's a lot of zombies down there. Starchie's glad he's up here. *starts to sing and dance
A winged zombie swoops down and grabs him.
Starchie: Dang it!
Winged zombie dive bombs Starchie into the boarded window breaking it.
Jake the Dog: Let's get out of here!
Finn the Human: Upstairs!
They all run upstairs to the top room of a tower.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, there's too many zombies.
Patrick Star: I know.
Finn the Human: Jake, try yours and Lady's next!
Lumpy Space Princess: Move outta the way! My formula is going to cure the zombies because I made the prettiest formula.
Lumpy Space Princess dumps her formula out of a window on the zombies, who all grow huge red lips.
Lumpy Space Princess: Oh. My. Glob. Look at those luscious lips. I gotta go lick up the rest of that formula! Aaaaaaah! *runs out of the tower and outside* My formula! *pushes her way through the zombie horde* Formula! *begins splashing the formula on my face* Oh, my Glob. Yes, I'm gonna be hot! So freakin' hot! *my lips begins to swell and laughs* Yeah!
Finn the Human: LSP, look out!
Lincoln Loud: LSP, behind you!
Zombies: *begins to touch around her*
Lumpy Space Princess: Huh. I know you want this body, but you can't have it! You can't have it!
Winged Zombies: *touches her and turns her into a winged zombie*
Lumpy Space Princess (Winged Zombie): *moans and flies up and presses her face against the tower window*
Finn the Human and Jake the Dog: LSP!
Blue Rectangle: Guys, help.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yaaaaaa! *blasts the zombie yellow vanilla milk*
Blue has been touched by zombies.
Blue Rectangle (Zombie): *turns into a zombie and moans*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no.
Finn the Human: Dang it, Jake. We only got one formula left. Try yours and Lady's.
Jake the Dog: Right.
They pour it out the window on the zombies.
Jake the Dog: Let's hope this works.
The zombies grow buff, they all fly up and smash their way into the tower. Screaming, the survivor runs.
Finn the Human: Wh-... where now?!
Jake the Dog: We can barricade ourselves in the lab!
Little Miss Daredevil: Alright, Mr. Bump and I are gonna have to fight zombies.
Mr. Bump: Yeah, bring it on. Bring. It. On.
Little Miss Daredevil: I'm going to throw zombies at a retirement party.
Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump: *puts on paint*
Zombies: *moans*
Little Miss Daredevil: *flies around and punches zombies*
Mr. Bump: Miss Daredevil, little help here. *punches a zombie*
Squidward Tentacles (Zombie): *moans*
Mr. Bump: I need to refill yellow vanilla milk. *punches zombie Squidward* So I can blast zombies.
Zombies: *grabs Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump*
Little Miss Daredevil: Hey, get off, Zombies. You stay away from us. *gasps*
Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop.
Mr. Happy (Zombies): *moans and touches Mr. Bump and Miss Daredevil*
Slide transition to the Loud House in the hallway. There are twenty-two survivors remaining.
SpongeBob and Lincoln look around and give the clear signal and they move into the hall.
Lincoln Loud: Look sharp. They can be anywhere.
They move onward and Luna signals them to stop. Luan's unicycle comes rolling out of her room and onto the floor. Just then, Lincoln spots something.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sylvia! One o'clock!
Little Miss Giggles (Zombie): *moans*
Sylvia: *shoots yellow vanilla milk at zombie Miss Giggles* TAKE THAT ZOMBIE!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Finn! Two o'clock!
Orange Rectangle (Zombie): *moans*
Finn the Human: *shoots yellow vanilla milk at zombie Orange* Yaaaaaa!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Luna! Three o'clock!
The Zombie Luan is coming toward them.
Luna shoots some yellow vanilla milk into her mouth, causing Luan to fall over.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Knuckles! Four o'clock!
Little Miss Chatterbox (Zombie): *moans*
Knuckles the Echidna: *shoots yellow vanilla milk at zombie Miss Chatterbox* Take that, Miss Chatterbox.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Jake! Five o'clock!
Green Rectangle (Zombie): *moans*
Jake the Dog: Let's do this. *shoots yellow vanilla milk at zombie Green*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lisa! Six o'clock!
The contaminated Lola is approaching in her car.
Lisa Loud: DRINK VANILLA MILK! *shoots it in Lola's mouth, causing her to crash while distracted by the taste*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pink! Seven o'clock!
Little Miss Daredevil (Zombie): *moans*
Pink Rectangle: Okay, I'll shoot. *shoots yellow vanilla milk at zombie Green*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Eight o'clock!
Mr. Bump (Zombie): *moans*
Patrick Star: DRINK THAT, ZOMBIE. *shoots yellow vanilla milk at zombie Mr. Bump*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *notices another one* Leni! Nine o'clock! Leni!
Leni Loud: SpongeBob, make up your mind. What time is it?
Unbeknownst to her, the contagious Lori approaches her.
Lincoln Loud: No, behind you!
Lori Loud and Squidward Tentacles (Zombie): *moans*
Leni Loud: *gasps at the sight of Lori and Squidward and pulls out a tissue* Want a tissue?
Lincoln Loud: *rams Lori back into her room and Squidward falls down the stairs*
Leni Loud: Lincoln, where is your heart?
Lincoln Loud: Where is your brain? We're trying to stay alive here!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And where are your lungs?
Zombies: *moans and traps Luna*
Luna Loud: *panics* Dudes! Help!
Lincoln lets out a cry to battle and blasts zombies who cough all over Luna before being hit by the soup. Zombie touched Luna it turns out Lincoln was too late to save her, for she has become a zombie.
Luna Loud (Zombie): *moans*
Lincoln Loud: EVACUATE!
The remaining twenty-one head for the stairs, but Lana is coming for them. The Luan and Lola zombies get right back up now accompanied by Luna and the Lynn zombie is also coming from the other side, trapping the survivors.
Lincoln Loud: Think, Loud. You've seen a million zombie movies. Wait. I've got it.
Suddenly starts doing a zombie impression.
Lucy Loud: Whoa. Lincoln's one of them now.
Lisa Loud: In that case... *cocks gun*
Lincoln Loud: Hold your fire! I'm just trying to blend in. Come on. It's our ticket to freedom.
Yellow Rectangle: It's those zombies. This is our fight to destroy Nazo.
The others follow suit and they escape toward the stairs.
Leni Loud: Aw...they sound so sick. Do you guys need a cough drop? *gets out a bag of them*
The other twenty grab her and they all get down the stairs.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who dares, Leni. You're feeding the zombies. What some kind of barnacle are you?!
Leni Loud: What?
Lincoln Loud: Leni, you're putting the squad in jeopardy and I won't have it! Wait. Where's Lucy? *turns to see the twins, Squidward and Lori munching on something, thinking the worst has happened to Lucy* Dang it! We lost another one. She was so young. *gets out the radio* Healthy Loud to Safe Haven. We're down to twenty survivors.
Clyde McBride: Sorry to hear it, Healthy Loud. Everything's set on this end. Quick question for the heal meals. Does everyone eat guacamole? *mixes a bowl of the stuff*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, barnacles! We lost Lucy.
Plankton: What some kind of joke?
Lord Master Lox: Lucy got lost, twenty survivors left.
Lincoln Loud: Affirmative. And hey, Safe Haven, thanks. *signs off* We're tasting freedom in three, two-
As he opens the door, he discovers that now Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo are contaminated as well.
Lincoln Loud: AAAHH! THE VIRUS HAS JUMPED SPECIES! *shuts the door*
Lisa Loud: We can still escape through the back door!
Lisa and Lincoln head for it.
Leni Loud: But, Lincoln-
Lincoln Loud: Once we're out the door, keep a tight formation.
They stop and gasp to see Lynn and Lola coming right for them.
Lincoln Loud: Reroute! Reroute!
Rambamboo (Winged Zombie): *moans*
Yellow Rectangle: Escape, guys!
They escape.
Lisa Loud: To the parental dwelling! *beat from SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Pink, Lincoln and Leni not knowing what she meant* Mom and Dad's room.
They run as the other zombies approach them.
Lincoln Loud: Move! Move!
Lisa and Leni run into the room and Lincoln shuts the door the moment he's in.
Finn the Human: Loud's Dad, this house is infected. We need to get out through your window.
However, Lynn Sr. turns around and shows green eyes just like the others, meaning he's one of them now. Leni and Lisa gasp.
Lincoln Loud: We've got a hostile!
As they try to escape, they find Rita come into the room as she has come down with the flu as well.
Leni Loud: Aw. Mom doesn't feel well. She just needs a hug.
Lincoln Loud: Leni! Stand down! *aims his gun* Mom, I hate to do this, but- *tries to fire only to get the nozzle clogged* Agh! It's jammed! Why did you have to use chunky style?
Lisa Loud: It's heartier!
Just then, Lucy opens the door and hits Rita.
Lincoln Loud: AAAHH!! Lucy's a zombie!
Lucy Loud: Again, this is just how I look. And you're welcome for the rescue.
Lynn Sr. gets up and limps toward the now twenty-one survivors. The survivors barricade the door by tying a jump rope between the doorknob and the sofa leg.
SpongeBob SquarePants: There, safe and sound.
Karen Plankton: What now?
Pearl Master Lox: We should get out of the house. We're gonna be safe.
Lady Unicorn: Great idea. 
More of the hero zombies come out again.
Leni Loud: Aw. Poor guys. They need a tissue. *gets the tissue box*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good idea. *takes the box and tosses it to the side*
Patrick Star: Now, you're talkin'.
Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Lori, Lola, Luan, Lynn Loud Jr.: *turns to the tissues and go for them*
Leni Loud: SpongeBob and Lincoln, you could have just handed it to them.
Lincoln Loud: Fall out!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go!
Leni Loud: But what about our-
Lincoln Loud *grabs Leni*
They head for the backdoor in the kitchen. Just then, Clyde contacts Lincoln.
Clyde McBride: Healthy Loud, come in!
Lincoln Loud: Safe Haven, this is Healthy Loud. We are just about out the door and heading to your location.
Clyde McBride: That's why I'm calling. I'm afraid there's a bit of a crisis here.
Lincoln Loud: What's that, Clyde? Go again!
Clyde McBride: I said---health issues---possible casualties---unless---
Clyde's breaking up and the radio dies out.
Lincoln Loud: Unless what? Clyde! *fails to get a signal* Dang it! The walkie's dead! We can't leave without knowing if Safe Haven is truly safe!
Lisa Loud: I have batteries in my room.
Yellow Rectangle: Looks like we're going up. Heroes, you take point!
Red Rectangle: Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just come.
Pink Rectangle: Roger.
They head upstairs to Lisa and Lily's room where Lisa checks her drawers for batteries.
Lisa Loud: Let's see...graduated cylinder, uh, test tube, enriched uranium, here we are. Two fresh AA's.
Shadic the Hedgehog: That's brilliant!
Tails the Fox: Cool
Knuckles the Echidna: Nazo must back in the fight.
They hear the moaning of one Loud they have yet to have encountered with the disease.
Lincoln Loud: *through clenched teeth* Don't make any sudden movements.
It's revealed to be Lily, giggling sickly. She sneezes.
Leni Loud: Ah, poor baby.
Lily Loud (Zombie): *sneezes*
A green bubble made of Lily's snot inflates from her nostril. She sneezes and causes the bubble to fly toward the survivors.
Lincoln Loud: Incoming! Hit the deck!
He and the other twenty heroes duck, as the green bubble goes out the window. He then prepares to take aim.
Lincoln Loud: Forgive me, Lily!
Leni Loud: *intervenes* NO!
Lincoln Loud: *irritated* What is wrong with you?!
Leni Loud: Our family may be turning into gross snotty sickies, but you are turning into a monster!
Lincoln Loud: I'm trying to save us! And I'm tired of you acting like Mother Teresa!
Leni Loud: Shows what you know. Our mother's name is Rita!
As the two argue, Lisa goes to the closet, gets one of Lily's bottles, and fills it with soup.
Lisa Loud: SOUP IN THE HOLE! *throws the bottle*
Lily crawls over to it and drinks up the soup.
Lisa Loud: If you two ninnies are done bickering, I'd like to go taste that guacamole.
Jake the Dog: Guys, let's go to Roblox HQ to see Roblox and Builderman.
Finn the Human: Good idea.
Sylvia: Wander, let's go.
Wander: I'm coming, Syl.
As they continue to head out.
Slide transition to the city.
*Thunder and Lightning*
Luna Loud, Mr. Bump and Little Miss Daredevil (Zombie): *moans*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Only twenty-one survivors left, but the rest of the heroes were zombies. Right Nazo?
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: Yes, they’re zombies now.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Well, I'm heading to Roblox HQ now. *leaves*
Perfect Nazo the Hedgehog: We should rule the world and nothing gets in my way.
To be continued.
=== Part 6 ===
Movie Aired: October 27, 2001
Movie Copyrighted: 2001
This movie is rated PG, continuing this movie in Part 6.
Movie continues to Roblox HQ.
Yellow Rectangle: *knocks on the door*
Roblox: *offscreen* Come in. *lets them in*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Plankton, Karen Plankton, Lincoln, Leni, Lucy, Lisa Loud, Yellow, Red, Pink Rectangle, Lord Master Lox, Pearl Master Lox, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Lady Unicorn, Wander, Sylvia, Shadic the Hedgehog, Tails the Fox and Knuckles the Echidna: *walks inside to Roblox HQ*
Roblox: Welcome to my HQ.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No zombies. We're saved.
Builderman: Of course, you are. Nazo transformed into Perfect Nazo with the chaos emeralds. We must fight him.
Yellow Rectangle: Good idea, Builderman.
Roblox: Alright, survivors. We're gonna be together as a group. We blast those zombies with Yellow Vanilla Milk. *hears the door bell, then walks to the door, then opens it*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Hello?
Roblox: Sit down.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Okay.
Lincoln Loud: Are you crazy, Roblox?! I know you've been away and all, but that's our worst enemy!
Roblox: Try listening to what's going on, Lincoln. You might just learn something.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Excuse the mess, like a grandfather anymore.
Roblox: Why don't you take off that ridiculous outfit?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: What, this? It matches my eyes.
Roblox: Not that... This! *rips off Grandpa Master Lox's black ghost suit and turns from Evil Grandpa Master Lox to Good Grandpa Master Lox, revealing an old man with glasses, dress shirt and a cane*
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: Ow!
Leni Loud: *waves to Good Grandpa Master Lox* Hey Grandpa.
Roblox: Say your grandpa.
Lincoln Loud: But we haven't lost yet.
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: And you're supposed to be the smart one. I'm his grandpa's brother, an old man, Master Lox's grandpa.
Lincoln Loud: His grandpa?!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Grandpa?!
Pearl Master Lox and Karen Plankton: Grandpa?!
Yellow Rectangle: So, you're not evil?
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: Of course not. You know, the one who wouldn't join him after the power of chaos.
Lincoln Loud: But if you're Master Lox's grandpa, then that makes Nazo the hedgehog!
Lord Master Lox: Grandpa! *hugs Good Grandpa Master Lox* I'm glad to see you.
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: Grandson.
Plankton: That guy looks old.
Karen Plankton: I know.
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: What are you, president of the obvious club or something?
Roblox: That's enough. All right, Good Grandpa, you know what it's like when Nazo controls chaos all over the world. This is a second chance. Your chance to do the right thing. Now, I've got a plan, but we need a plan.
Builderman: Well, Roblox's right guys.
Finn the Human: Nazo is the only one who's evil with zombies.
Jake the Dog: Yeah, he is.
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: You're right. He's evil, which I admire, but he's the leader of the zombies! I thought he'd at least share control of the chaos with me. If he succeeds, I'll be nothing, which means you'll be nothing. Now, I think you like being feared by your peers, right?
Lord Master Lox: Yes, Grandpa.
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: Good. Then we help Roblox and Builderman.
Lord Master Lox: Yes, sir.
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: How did you know?
Roblox: Come on, Good Grandpa!
Lady Unicorn: Good Grandpa!
The Good Grandpa Master Lox: You mean something went terribly right! My first zombified people blew a fuse, increasing its power eleventy-billion fold! Nazo has the power of chaos!
Patrick Star: Those zombie people.
Lisa Loud: Guys, to the ship.
Slide transition cuts to the ship in another room.
Wander: *runs around some sort of machine three times*
Captain Tim: *chases him*
He hides in the machine, leaving Captain Tim running.
Wander: I'm hiding now! *goes up the glass tube* Betcha can't find me!
Captain Tim: *stops and growls, confused*
It looks on the ceiling, then by a pack of bones.
Sylvia: *enters*
Captain Tim: *lands near her*
Sylvia: *screams and fires my laser gun everywhere*
It fights back by spitting toxic on it, melting it.
Sylvia: Oh, fropp!
Captain Tim: *plows into her*
Sylvia: *screams*
Lisa Loud: Oh no!
Captain Tim: *wraps her in a cocoon and sticks her to the ceiling*
Sylvia: This is disgusting!
Captain Tim: *sticks out its tongue and licks Sylvia's cheek with saliva*
Wander: *offscreen* You still haven't found me!
Captain Tim: *zips off*
Sylvia: Oh no, Wander! Stop! Come back! My face is way tastier than his, I promise!
Pink Rectangle: Where's Wander?
Red Rectangle: I don't know.
Tails the Fox: Do you think where he is?
Leni Loud: Where could he be?
Builderman: He's with Captain Tim.
Screen cuts to the alien searching through a room with pipes and vents. One vent blasts it with steam. We hear Wander as it pulls on a pipe.
Wander: *offscreen* Heeheehee! Nope, not there!
Screen cuts to the alien's POV, we see a rod with a vent cap on it. Believing it to be Wander, it roars and jumps on it, and spits toxic all over it.
Wander: *offscreen* Nope! Not there, either!
Captain Tim: *looks forward*
Point of view shot from it, we see a vent.
Wander: *from vent, mockingly* You can't find me! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
The alien's color spectrum vision activates and we see Wander in the vent. Screen cuts to inside it, Wander is giggling. Suddenly, the alien opens the vent cap and finds him. Screen cuts to outside.
Captain Tim: *roars, then goes into the vent and attacks Wander*
Wander: *offscreen, screams*
Captain Tim: *flies out*
Leni Loud: Wander?
Lucy Loud: Is he okay?
Knuckles the Echidna: He's fine.
Shadic the Hedgehog: Of course.
Roblox: Wander?
Wander: *comes out with it* You caught me, you sneaky boy!
Captain Tim: *bites Wander's hand*
Wander: *angrily* No! *knocks it away* Bad!
He sees something in his hand the alien spat out. Zoom in as he brings the item into view, it is a dog tag necklace that reads "Capt. Tim". This is Captain Tim's ID tag chain.
Wander: "Captain Tim"? *pauses* So, that's your name! At the alien, named "Captain Tim" Who's a good boy? You are, Captain Tim! Come on, give us a hug!
Captain Tim: *spits toxic through Wander's hat, splitting it in half*
Wander: *angrily* Bad Captain Tim! BAD! *lovingly* Oh, I forgive you, Captain Tim. It's not your fault you weren't properly trained, but, we'll start taking care of that right now! *reaches into my hat and puts a pink studded collar around Captain Tim, and holds its leash*
Captain Tim: *growls, then starts to run around*
Wander: Sit. Sit. Sit.
Captain Tim: *gets tangled up in the leash*
Wander: There we go! Good boy!
Captain Tim: *drags him away*
Screen cuts back to Sylvia, she manages to break free of the cocoon and lands in some toxic, melting it.
Sylvia: *shakes toxic off* Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! YUCK! Oh, I need a shower! No, no, I need to save Wander! *looks at several boxes of weapons* But first, I'm gonna need an even bigger blaster.
She dresses up more and gets ready with more weapons, then runs off yelling, dropping some bullets and bombs in the process. Screen cuts to Wander holding onto Captain Tim's leash and being dragged)
Wander: Yeah-ha-ha! *hits ground* Oh-ho! *hits ground again* Oof! Heel, Captain Tim! *hits ground again* Heel!
Captain Tim: *throws him*
Wander: Whoa!
He lands in a closet with several pots and pans.
Leni Loud: Hey Wander.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Patrick, why is he holding the leash?
Patrick Star: I forget.
Wander: The kitchen? Ohh, is the wittle captain hungwy? I bet you are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are, you wittle hungwy mungwy!
Captain Tim: *growls and spits toxic*
Wander: Now, where do they hide the grub around here? *ducks down just as some plasma hits the fridge behind him, melting it, he sees a can of food* Perfect! *looks at the jar* Ooh, beans! Now, you really will be full of 'em! Hmm, need a can opener. *ducks down*
As Captain Tim swipes the can, cutting it in half.
Wander: *pauses* Why aren't you just a helpy helperson today?
He dumps the beans into a plate and pushes it towards Captain Tim.
Wander: Dinner is served, o captain, my captain!
Captain Tim: *hisses and runs away*
Knuckles the Echidna: Captain Tim, no! You don't hiss at him!
Captain Tim: *hisses at Knuckles*
Wander: *chases him* Come on, buddy, eat up! They're good for you! *plows into Captain Tim*
They wrestle for a few moments, before Wander holds Captain Tim still.
Wander: *flies the spoon around* Here comes the galactic star cruiser, filled with a payload of destructive laser beams! *thrusts the spoon towards Captain Tim* Pew, pew, pew!
Captain Tim: *knocks the plate away and runs off*
Wander: Ooh, he made the maneuver, ahhhhh! *pulls him back*
They spin around.
Wander: Kadooosh!
Captain Tim's mouth is now full of beans. He swallows, coughs and falls over, then limps and tries to stand up. He faints.
Wander: Oh, hohohoho. Poor guy, looks like somebody's ready for a nap!
Leni Loud Aw.
He reaches into his hat and presents a light brown teddy bear. It jingles as he moves it.
Wander: Look who came to visit you, it's Sleepy Weepy Beddy Bear! *baby voice* I love you, Captain Tim! I...love...you! *smooches*
Captain Tim: *roars, grabs Sleepy Weepy Beddy Bear and attacks it, then throws it to the ground, rips its belly open, spits some toxic into it and wraps it in a cocoon, then sticks it to the ceiling*
Pause, Wander is surprised.
Wander: What a neat trick, Captain Tim! Can you do any others? I bet you can't, I bet you can't!
Captain Tim lunges for Wander, he draws his hand away as Captain Tim tries to bite him.
Wander: Aww, a love bite?
Captain Tim: *runs away*
Wander: Come back here, I have one for you! *runs after him* Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
Lisa Loud: Wait.
Sylvia: *sticks a flashlight through one of the vents and peeks out* Wander, can you hear me?
The vent falls to the ground. A drop of toxic hits her nose, she looks up and shines her flashlight, noticing the cocoon that Sleepy Weepy Beddy Bear is in.
Sylvia: *gasps, takes the cocoon from the ceiling and rips it open*
Some of Sleepy Weepy Beddy Bear's stuffing comes out.
Sylvia: No. *drops it* No! Wander... *to the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *lies down and scoops up the toxic* IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!! *spins around on the floor running* WHYYYYYYYY?!?!? *sobs* Wander...I may have failed you, but as long as I live and breathe, I WILL AVENGE YOU.
She stomps into the cockpit and turns on the screen.
Sylvia: *manly voice* Computer, this is Captain Tim.
Computer: Greetings, Captain Tim. Will you be requiring more compliments on your handsomeness today?
Sylvia: I'm not here for complements! I'm here to rid the universe of murdering, monster scum! Activate self-destruct sequence!
Computer: Are you sure? This is totally for real. No takesies backsies!
Sylvia: Yes, I'm sure! *sadly* Totally sure.
Computer: Okay, cool. Self-destruct... *evil voice in slow motion* CONFIRMED!
The lights change to a dull red color and timers appear on the screens all over the cockpit. They begin a countdown from "5:00" and a buzzer sounds.
Sylvia: *leaves, then rushes down the hallway for several seconds, then jumps into an escape pod* Goodbye, Wander.
Just as the escape pod blasts away.
Captain Tim: *crawls by with Wander chasing him*
Wander: Heel, Captain Tim, heel! Heel!
Screen cuts to an overview of the ship as Sylvia's escape pod blasts away.
Wander: *from inside* Gotcha!
Captain Tim: *growls*
Wander: *from inside* Good heel! Now, who wants kissies? Who wants kissies?
Captain Tim: *bites him*
Wander: Ah! You do!
Captain Tim: *bites him again*
Wander: Ah! You do!
Captain Tim: *bites him again*
Wander: Ah! Ow!
Captain Tim: *bites him again*
Wander: *giggles* Ow!
Captain Tim: *bites him again*
Wander: *giggles* Ow!
Knuckles the Echidna: Hey, bad Captain Tim.
Screen cuts inside the ship, the timer says "2:59." Wander is leaning near a pole with his back turned and his hands covering his face.
Electronic Voice: This ship will self-destruct in three minutes, 2:59, 2:58, 2:57...
Close up on Wander, zooming in with each number.
Wander: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! *turns around and lifts his hands, eyes flicking back and forth*
He pauses, then a drop of toxic falls from the ceiling. He looks up.
Wander: Oh, come on, Captain Tim!
It zooms out to reveal Captain Tim on a furnace pipe.
Wander: I know you can hide better than that.
Captain Tim: *runs off*
He runs after him.
Wander: Haha, Where are you going now, you silly goose?
Lisa Loud: We gotta deactivate self-destruct sequence. Or we should get out of this ship.
"My Best Buddy" song is playing.
♪ My best buddy's name is Captain Tim ♪
♪ There's no one in the universe quite like him ♪
♪ He's a quick and snappy happy little guy ♪
♪ I love him just so much, I think I might just die ♪
♪ Yeah, he's my best bud ♪
♪ All covered in blood ♪
♪ Dah-doo-dah-doo-doo ♪
♪ All covered in blood ♪
Screen cuts to Sylvia in the escape pod.
Sylvia: *sobs* Ma-ha...My-y be-e-e-est buddy... *sobs more, sniffs* oh, what am I gonna... *sobs more* What am I gonna do without...hi-i-i-im? *sobs more, pauses* I'm just gonna have to figure out how to move on! Wander would've wanted it that way. *sighs* He'd say, *imitates Wander* "It's always sunny somewhere, Sylvia, o' girl! So, keep your eye on the horizon and don't look back. Never look back!" *pauses, glances toward the window and looks out* Wander?
Screen cuts to Sylvia's perspective, zooming in on one of the ship's windows. She sees Wander in it.
Sylvia: Wander!
Captain Tim: *sneaks up on Wander and plows him to the ground*
Sylvia: WANDER!!! Oh–I can't– *sputters* How do I get out of this flarpin' thing?! *sees the escape pod's escape pod, looks ster*
Screen cuts to outside the escape pod, its escape pod detaches with Sylvia in it.
Sylvia: I'M COMIN', WANDER!
♪ Oh, I'm really crazy 'bout my best chum ♪
♪ We'll always be together, whatever may come ♪
♪ No river wide, ocean deep, or mountain high ♪
♪ Can keep apart a pair of pals like you and I ♪
♪ Through thick and thin, side by side ♪
♪ We're unified and undivided, true and tried ♪
♪ You're my best friend ♪
♪ To the living end ♪
♪ Dah-doo-dah-doo-doo ♪
♪ Zoo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-boo ♪
During above, she flies through space, inhales and leaves the escape pod. She jumps on the debris and breaks one of the ship's windows, letting some air out. She gets inside and ducks, and some debris blocks the window. She runs off panting, the clocks say "1:13." She reaches the cockpit.
Sylvia: Computer, quick! Deactivate self-destruct sequence!
Computer: Oh, my digits. Did you not hear me say "No takesies backsies"?
Sylvia: Yeah, I know, but– *notices the timer saying "0:58"* WHOA! Okay, no problem. There's still time to save Wander, but first...I'm gonna need an even biggerer blaster. *glances toward a robot power suit in the utility closet and smiles*
Screen cuts to outside one of the ship's windows. There is an explosion, Sylvia is revealed to be controlling the robot power suit. Zoom in on her.
Sylvia: Wander, it's go-time, buddy! AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE GOTTA GO!!! *pauses, looks around* Wander? *runs through the hall* Wander! *looks in a room* WANDER! *looks through a hole* Wander? *crashes through a wall* Wander? *runs down the hall* Wander! *smashes through the wall* Wander? *smashes* Wander! *smashes Wander! *smashes* Wander?
Screen cuts to Wander balancing three bones on his head.
Wander: Tim, if you're gonna earn three biscuits, *drops them and catches them* ya gotta pay attention! *holds one before Captain Tim*
There is a rumble sound, part of the wall blasts away revealing Sylvia in the robot power suit.
Sylvia: Get away from him, you-
Wander: Sylvia!
Sylvia's Three lasers blast near Captain Tim, he runs off.
Wander: Captain Tim! *starts to run off*
Sylvia's robot's claw grabs him.
Lisa Loud: Guys.
Wander and Sylvia: Yeah?
Lisa Loud: Where's the ship?
Roblox: It's here. Back to the ship.
Screen cuts to Sylvia running down the hall.
Sylvia: Come on, pal, we gotta get outta here!
The timer says "0:22."
Electronic Voice: This ship will self-destruct in 20, 19, 18– *grunts* Wow, this is taking forever. Okay if I speed things up?
Lisa Loud: NONONONONONONONONO!
Electronic Voice: Cool, thanks.
The timer says "0:03" then counts down fast and changes to "BOOM!"
Electronic Voice: 3, 2, 1! Boom!
Parts of the ship start exploding and coming apart one by one.
Builderman: HOLD ON, GUYS! WE'RE HEADING BACK TO EARTH AND FIGHT NAZO!
They burst out of the ship and leave the robot power suit.
Roblox, Builderman, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Plankton, Karen Plankton, Lincoln, Leni, Lucy, Lisa Loud, Yellow, Red, Pink Rectangle, Lord Master Lox, Pearl Master Lox, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Lady Unicorn, Wander, Sylvia, Shadic the Hedgehog, Tails the Fox and Knuckles the Echidna: *goes to the spaceship*
The spaceship flies away. Camera shifts to an overview of the ship as a blinding light shines from within it. The ship explodes and orange fire and smoke expand outward and engulf the entire screen. Fade to reveal nothing but debris in space.
Yellow Rectangle: Phew, that was close.
Lisa Loud: You did well, Yellow.
Roblox: Next stop, earth.
The spaceship flies to earth.
Patrick Star: *offscreen* Woooo! Earth, here we come.
To be continued.
=== Part 7 ===
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