モミアゲヲシャカアゲヲ (Momiage o Shakaage o)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Singers	ZUNDAMON	Kaai Yuki	Hatsune Miku	KAFU	Matsuka Risk	Kurita Maron	ZUNDAMON (in chorus)
Japanese 	Romaji 	English 	
遂に始まりました!!､ボカコレです!!｡ 	tsui ni hajimarimashita!!, bokakore desu!!. 	Finally, it’s getting started! This is Vocacolle! 	
 	 	 	
（※本動画に出てくる拳銃はすべておもちゃです。） 	(※hondouga ni detekuru kenjuu wa subete omocha desu.) 	(*All guns that appear in the video are toys.) 	
ホマエ達　からあげニャ　なにつけて　食べるんじゃぁ〜？。 	homaetachi karaage nya nani tsukete taberu njaa~?. 	Alright you sons of a gun, what’n’ya eat with deep fried chicken? 	
マヨネーズとこたえたら､解放する!､ここから｡（倒置） 	mayoneezu to kotaetara, kaihou suru!, koko kara. (touchi) 	If you answer “mayonnaise”, I’ll release you from this place (inverse sentence) 	
然れども、マヨネーズと　こたえぬのなら･･･。 	shikaredo mo, mayoneezu to kotaenu no nara.... 	However, do not, and you’ll be… *gunshot* 	
 	 	 	
一人目（初音ミク） 	hitorime (hatsune miku) 	(First captive) ( Hatsune Miku ) 	
マヨネーズ　からあげには　マヨネーズをつけます!!（号哭） 	mayoneezu karaage ni wa mayoneezu o tsukemasu!! (goukoku) 	Mayonnaise! You put mayo on fried food! (Whimpering) 	
･･･、合格!!（満悦） 	..., goukaku!! (manetsu) 	You’ve passed! (in rapture) 	
そうかそうか　つまり君は　そんなやつ　なんだな。（称賛）\な〜!!、/ 	sou ka sou ka tsumari kimi wa sonna yatsu nanda na. (shousan) \na~!!,/ 	Alright, I get it, in essence that's the kinda guy you are (praise) 	
ほぉな \な〜!!、/ 縄をな \な〜!!、/ 	hoo na \na~!!,/ nawa o na \na~!!,/ 	Hey! Untie them! 	
解きな　さいな!! \な〜!!、/ 御意御意。 	toki nasai na!! \na~!!,/ gyoi gyoi.縄を解きなさい and 御意御意 seem to be codewords for explaining something like a pun, as 解く can also be read とく, which can mean to unravel/unpack/explain, only hidden by 縄をほ, and 御意御意 has the kanji for meaning if not literally just a respectful way of saying will, which is one of 意's meanings. 	Got it, will do! 	
 	 	 	
マヨが日本一　キューー 	mayo ga nihonichi kyuupii 	Mayo is the best Japan has to offer. (bleep)i’s, in particular. 	
諸説あり 	shosetsu ari 	(There are other thoughts on this as well) 	
マヨとの相性　ちょべりぐ 	mayo to no aishou choberigu 	It’s the best with mayonnaise. 	
諸説あり 	shosetsu ari 	(There are other thoughts on this as well) 	
うえからよんだら「からあげ」 	ue kara yondara "karaage" 	If you read it top to bottom, it’s “deep fried chicken” 	
諸説あり 	shosetsu ari 	(There are other thoughts as well) 	
 	 	 	
はいもう自由でーす。 	hai mou jiyuu deesu. 	Alright, you can go now! 	
出口はあちら☜です。 	deguchi wa achira ☜ desu. 	The exit’s over ☜ there! 	
ﾋﾟｪ-（逃走） 	piee (tousou) 	*Whistle* (escape) 	
 	 	 	
LET'S GO!! 	 	 	
 	 	 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
もみもみも　混ぜよ　モミモミ　モ〜ミモミ 	momimomi mo maze yo momimomi mo~mimomi 	Mix it up like knead-knead! Knead-knead-kneeeead-knead! 	
[1.袋にとり肉と下地用のたれを入れよくもみます。] 	[1. fukuro ni toriniku to shitajiyou no tare o ire yoku momimasu.] 	1. Add chicken to a bag and sauce to serve as its first coating and knead well 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “Knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken!” 	
しゃかしゃか粉　舞えよ　シャカシャカ　シャ〜カシャカ 	shakashaka ko mae yo shakashaka sha~kashaka 	Shake-shake, make that flour dance!! 	
[2.袋に片栗粉を入れよくふります。] 	[2. fukuro ni katakuriko o ire yoku furimasu.] 	2. Add potato starch to the bag and shake well. 	
さくさくおかず　ちと　油あげよ　調味料 de 超魅了☆ 	sakusaku okazu chito abura ageyo choumiryou de choumiryou☆ 	Cut up some side dishes and fry with just a little oil! I’m Suuper captivated by this seasoning ☆ 	
[3.油で揚げます。] 	[3. abura de agemasu.] 	3. Fry in oil. 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “Knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken!” 	
おうまい　マヨ with アゲヲ 	oumai mayo with age o 	Delicious mayo with deep fry! 	
[4.マヨネーズをかけてからあげの完成!!。] 	[4. mayoneezu o kakete karaage no kansei!!.] 	4. Add mayonnaise and enjoy! 	
（一人目　初音ミク　マヨネーズ派につき　無事解放） 	(hitorime hatsune miku mayoneezuha ni tsuki buji kaihou) 	(The first captive, Hatsune Miku, aligned with the side of mayonnaise and was released without any harm.) 	
 	 	 	
二人目（歌愛 ユキ） 	futarime (kaai yuki) 	(Second captive) ( Kaai Yuki ) 	
ベジマイト　からあげには　ベジマイトをつけます。（平然） 	bejimaito karaage ni wa bejimaito o tsukemasu. (heizen) 	You put on deep fried food. (deadpan) 	
･･･、なぁに　それぇ？ 	..., naani soree? 	. . . Waat’s thaat…? 	
マヨネーズ　ようするに　マヨネーズといっしょ。（大嘘） 	mayoneezu yousuru ni mayoneezu to issho. (oouso) 	Mayonnaise, basically, it’s pretty much mayonnaise.ベジマイト has the same amount of characters as mayonnaise (outright lie) 	
（マヨネーズ=ベジマイト･･･?） 	(mayoneezu = bejimaito...?) 	(Mayonnaise = Vegemite?) 	
合格!!（あほ） 	goukaku!! (aho) 	You’ve passed! (airhead) 	
そうかそうか　つまり君は　そんなやつ　なんだな。（称賛）\な〜!!、/ 	sou ka sou ka tsumari kimi wa sonna yatsu nanda na. (shousan) \na~!!,/ 	Alright, I get it, that's the kinda guy you are in essence. (Praise) 	
ほぉな \な〜!!、/ 縄をな \な〜!!、/ 	hoo na \na~!!,/ nawa o na \na~!!,/ 	Hey! Untie them! 	
解きな　さいな!! \な〜!!、/ 御意御意。 	hodoki nasai na!! \na~!!,/ gyoi gyoi. 	Got it, will do! 	
 	 	 	
世界一まずいジャム=ベジマイト　との相性ちょべりば 	sekaiichi mazui jamu = bejimaito to no aishou choberiba 	The worst tasting jam in the world is vegemite. It has terrible, if not no compatibility with anything. 	
諸説あり 	shosetsu ari 	(There are other thoughts on this as well) 	
したからよんでも「からあげ」 	shita kara yonde mo "karaage" 	Even if you read it from bottom to top, it’s “deep fried chicken” 	
諸説あり 	shosetsu ari 	(there are other thoughts on this as well) 	
 	 	 	
はいもう自由でーす。 	hai mou jiyuu deesu. 	Alright, you can go now! 	
出口はあちら☜です。 	deguchi wa achira ☜ desu. 	The exit’s over ☜ there! 	
ﾜｧ-（逃走） 	waaa (tousou) 	Whooaa. (deadpan escape with hair slicked back) 	
 	 	 	
LET'S GO!! 	 	 	
 	 	 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
もみもみも　混ぜよ　モミモミ　モ〜ミモミ 	momimomi mo maze yo momimomi mo~mimomi 	Mix it up like knead-knead! Knead-knead-kneeeead-knead! 	
[1.袋にとり肉と下地用のたれを入れよくもみます。] 	[1. fukuro ni toriniku to shitajiyou no tare o ire yoku momimasu.] 	1. Add chicken to a bag and sauce to serve as its first coating, and knead well 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
しゃかしゃか粉　舞えよ　シャカシャカ　シャ〜カシャカ 	shakashaka ko mae yo shakashaka sha~kashaka 	Shake-shake, make that flour dance!! 	
[2.袋に片栗粉を入れよくふります。] 	[2. fukuro ni katakuriko o ire yoku furimasu.] 	2. Add potato starch to the bag and shake well. 	
さくさくおかず　ちと　油あげよ　調味料 de 超魅了☆ 	sakusaku okazu chito abura ageyo choumiryou de choumiryou☆ 	Cut up some side dishes and fry with just a little oil! I’m Suuper captivated by this seasoning ☆ 	
[3.油で揚げます。] 	[3. abura de agemasu.] 	3. Fry in oil. 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
おうまい　マヨ with アゲヲ 	oumai mayo with age o 	Delicious mayo with deep fry! 	
[4.マヨネーズをかけてからあげの完成!!。] 	[4. mayoneezu o kakete karaage no kansei!!.] 	4. Add mayonnaise and enjoy! 	
（二人目　歌愛ユキ　ベジマイト(マヨネーズ)派につき　無事解放） 	(futarime kaai yuki bejimaito-(mayoneezu)-ha ni tsuki buji kaihou) 	(Kaai Yuki aligned with the side of vegemite (mayonnaise) and escaped safely.) 	
 	 	 	
三人目（栗田まろん） 	sanninme (kurita maron) 	(Third captive) ( Kurita Maron ) 	
ポン酢―（YOU DIED） 	ponzu- (YOU DIED) 	 	
 	 	 	
おさいご（可不） 	osaigo (kafu) 	(Last captive) ( KAFU ) 	
レモン　からあげには　レモンをつけます!! 	remon karaage ni wa remon o tsukemasu!! 	You put lemon on deep fried fo-! 	
レモン･･･?!、 	remon...?!, 	LEMON?! 	
まあそれは　許してやるのだ　特別なのだ 	maa sore wa yurushite yaru no da tokubetsu nano da 	Hmm, well I’ll let that one slide. Just know that you’re the exception. 	
そうかそうか　つまり君は　そんなやつ　なんだな。（称賛）\な〜!!、/ 	sou ka sou ka tsumari kimi wa sonna yatsu nanda na. (shousan) \na~!!,/ 	Alright, I get it, that's the kinda guy you are, in essence (with a conscience) 	
ほぉな \な〜!!、/ 縄をな \な〜!!、/ 	hoo na \na~!!,/ nawa o na \na~!!,/ 	Hey there! 	
解きな　さいな!! \な〜!!、/ 	toki nasai na!! \na~!!,/ 	Untie them! 	
 	 	 	
モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	momiage o shakaage o 	“knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
もみもみも　混ぜよ 	momimomi mo maze yo 	Mix it up like knead-knead! Knead-knead-kneeeead-knead! 	
モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	momiage o shakaage o 	“knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
しゃかしゃか粉　舞えよ 	shakashaka ko mae yo 	Shake-shake, make that flour dance!! 	
 	 	 	
LET'S GO!! 	 	 	
 	 	 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
もみもみも　混ぜよ　モミモミ　モ〜ミモミ 	momimomi mo maze yo momimomi mo~mimomi 	*Gunshots* Mix it up like knead-knead! Knead-knead-kneeeead-knead! 	
[1.袋にとり肉と下地用のたれを入れよくもみます。] 	[1. fukuro ni toriniku to shitajiyou no tare o ire yoku momimasu.] 	1. Add chicken to a bag and sauce to serve as its first coating and knead well 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
しゃかしゃか粉　舞えよ　シャカシャカ　シャ〜カシャカ 	shakashaka ko mae yo shakashaka sha~kashaka 	Shake-shake, make that flour dance!! 	
[2.袋に片栗粉を入れよくふります。] 	[2. fukuro ni katakuriko o ire yoku furimasu.] 	2. Add potato starch to the bag and shake well. 	
さくさくおかず　ちと　油あげよ　調味料 de 超魅了☆ 	sakusaku okazu chito abura ageyo choumiryou de choumiryou☆ 	Cut up some side dishes and fry with just a little oil! I’m Suuper captivated by this seasoning ☆ 	
[3.油で揚げます。] 	[3. abura de agemasu.] 	3. Fry in oil. 	
\ピ〜ｯ/ モミアゲヲ　シャカアゲヲ 	\pi~/ momiage o shakaage o 	*Whistle* “knead that fried chicken, shake that fried chicken” 	
おうまい　マヨ with アゲヲ 	oumai mayo with age o 	Delicious mayo with deep fry! 	
[4.マヨネーズをかけてからあげの完成!!。] 	[4. mayoneezu o kakete karaage no kansei!!.] 	4. Add mayonnaise and enjoy! 	
 	 	 	
《8゛月゛1゛0゛日゛午゛前゛1゛1゛時゛頃゛、某゛所゛で゛、正゛当゛な゛理゛由゛な゛く゛所゛持゛し゛て゛い゛た゛銃゛を゛何゛発゛も゛発゛砲゛し゛た゛と゛し゛て、男゛女゛二゛人゛が゛現゛行゛犯゛逮゛捕゛さ゛れ゛ま゛し゛た゛ぁ゛ぁ゛ぁ゛っ!!。》 	《hachigatsu touka gozen juuichiji koro, bousho de, seitou na riyuu naku shoji shite ita juu o nanpatsu mo happou shita to shite, danjo futari ga genkouhan taiho saremashitaaaa!!.》 	ON AUGUST 10TH, AT AROUND 11AM A MAN AND A WOMAN WERE HOLDING PEOPLE HOSTAGE WHO KNOWS WHERE WITHOUT ANY JUSTIFICATION AND APART FROM THE FACT THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO SHOOT THEIR GUN A BAJILLION TIMES THEY’VE BEEN CAUGHT RIGHT IN THE ACTTT!!!!	
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