Turtles Forever/Transcript

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[The movie begins]
Purple Dragon Goon: (on com) Boss, we're in.
Hun: (on com) Excellent. And the goods?
Purple Dragon Goon: (on com) Tons of high-tech loot, just like you said, boss. Just like you said.
[On the rooftop, we see four turtle-like figures watching over before jumping off to fight the Purple Dragons.]
Purple Dragon Goon: (offscreen) Look out!
(theme playing)
MAN (on TV): I'm afraid it's true, Kincaid. I'm not your stepbrother; I'm your half-sister.
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program for a Channel 6 news exclusive. There was a daring robbery earlier tonight at a high-tech midtown laboratory. A nearby surveillance camera captured this image of four bizarre green creatures.
Splinter: (gasps) Leonardo! Michelangelo! Donatello! Raphael!
2003 Michelangelo: You rang?
Splinter: I fear you have been careless tonight, my sons. The secret of our existence has been compromised.
2003 Leonardo: What, tonight?
2003 Donatello: I haven't been out. Mikey?
2003 Michelangelo: Negatory.
2003 Raphael: Master Splinter, we've been cooped up in here with you all night.
Splinter: Then how in the world do you explain... this?
NEWSMAN: The image of the four creatures is a bit grainy, but even so, you can make out what appear to be four large Turtles.
Turtles: Wha...? Huh?
2003 RAPHAEL (chuckles): It's... it's got to be some kind of gag, right?
Splinter: I am not laughing, Raphael.
NEWSMAN: In other news, unusual underground seismic activity continues to be reported throughout Manhattan.
2003 Donatello: Here. I've got the image. They do look like us.
2003 Michelangelo: Whoever "they" are.
2003 DONATELLO: Who are they fighting?
2003 Raphael: The Purple Dragons!
2003 Michelangelo: So Hun's behind all this turtle-y fun?
April O'Neil: Are you guys seeing this? It's all over the news.
2003 Leonardo: We see it, April-- and we're about to get to the bottom of it.
[At Purple Dragon headquarters, Hun and two members are walking down a hall.]
Purple Dragon 1: It was a sweet score, boss. We grabbed all kinds of high tech goodies.
[Hun gets distracted by a fly and tries to swat him away.]
Purple Dragon 1: But the real prize is right in here. [types the passcode in the keypad and the door opens as the 3 step inside a room with all the Purple Dragons] We got 'em, boss. We finally got 'em. Say hello... [lights switch on to reveal the Turtles from the 80's] ...To the ninja turtles.
Hun: [confused] Huh?
1987 Michelangelo: You were expecting maybe somebody else?
Hun: Uh… I don't know who these... freaks are, but they're not the turtles.
1987 Raphael: Chumly, if we're not the turtles, I don't know who is.
[The 1987 Turtles laugh]
1987 Donatello: Good one, Raphael.
Purple Dragon 1: [holding 1987 Michelangelo's nunchucks and 1987 Raphael's Sais] We uh... found this on 'em.
Purple Dragon 2: [holding 1987 Leonardo's swords and 1987 Donatello's Bo Staff] Ninja type stuff. Right, Boss?
[The Purple Dragon with an eyepatch also shows Hun some small purple capsules on '80's Michelangelo's nunchucks. Hun picks one up and examines it.]
Hun: Hmm.
1987 Donatello: Hey, don't you think you owe us one phone call?
1987 Michelangelo: Like I totally know who I'm calling.
1987 Turtles: [In Unison] PIZZA DELIVERY!
[The 1987 Turtles laugh as Hun and the Purple Dragon with an eyepatch look at each other in confusion. He then grabs '87 Michelangelo's head and pulls him towards his face.]
Hun: What... is... this?
1987 Michelangelo: That's just ooze. We fight Ol' Bucket Breath over that stuff all the time.
Hun: "Old Bucket Breath?"
1987 Leonardo: You know. Old Frying Pan face.
1987 Michelangelo: Chrome Dome.
1987 Donatello: Metal Mouth.
1987 Raphael: Tin-teeth.
Hun: What are you freaks talking about?
Dog: [barking]
1987 Raphael: [breaking the fourth wall] A mind like a steel trap this one. Know what I'm sayin'?
[Hun gives a confused look at the fourth wall.]
1987 Leonardo: Hello! We're talking about Shredder!
Hun: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SHREDDER?!
1987 Donatello: Like Michelangelo said, it's just some Mutagen we stopped Shred-head from getting his claws on.
Hun: [shakes the capsule] Mutagen? Hmm. [opens the capsule and the same fly from earlier takes a sip of the liquid.]
1987 Leonardo: I'd be careful with that if I were you.
[Hun flicks the fly away and it lands on the floor suddenly growing large and screeching.]
Purple Dragon: What the…?
Hun: [punches the fly hard and it hits a wall and lands on the floor knocked out] Hmm. This could really come in handy. Especially if the Shredder is back.
[A Purple Dragon hands Hun the rest of the Mutagen capsules.]
Purple Dragon 2: Uh, what do you wanna do with these guys, boss?
Hun: I've already got 4 turtles to worry about. These are... superfluous.
[The Purple Dragons aim their guns at the 1987 Turtles.]
Purple Dragon 2: Nice knowing you, superfluous. [laughs evilly]
[The 1987 Turtles' eyes widened in fear, as they are about to be shot.]
Hun: What the…? [thrown back into the room, making all of the Purple Dragons drop to the ground, along with the mutagen.] No!
[The Mutagen hits a Purple Dragon with a dog.]
Purple Dragon 3: Ahhh! Get it off me! [screams]
2003 Raph: Hope you don't mind, but we let ourselves in.
2003 Mikey: Actually, it kinda looks like we're already here.
1987 Donatello: Hey, those dudes look just like us.
2003 Raph: Don't flatter yourselves.
2003 Mikey: That's our cue!
2003 Leo: Raph! Look out!
Both Raphaels: Thanks, bro!
1988 MICHELANGELO: Excuse me! Sweet! They got little initials on their belt buckles! Like superheroes! Whoa!
1987 RAPHAEL: (laughs) Yeah!
2003 RAPHAEL: Fascinatin'! Little help here, Mikey?
Both Mikeys: You got it!
1987 MIKEY: Cowabunga! Cool off, dude!
2003 MIKEY: Heh-heh! "Cool off," he says.
2003 RAPH: Huh.
ALL: Turtle Power!
2003 MIKEY: How can you not love these guys?
1988 MICHELANGELO: Whoa! Now, that was off the wall!
2003 RAPH: Come on!
1987 DONATELLO: Let's stay in touch.
[The two Turtle teams stop on a rooftop on a building.]
2003 Raph: Alright, time for some answers. Who the shell are you guys?!
1987 Donatello: I was about to ask you the same question.
2003 Raph: [points at finger] Don't get cute.
1987 Michelangelo: We can't help it, we were born that way. [winks innocently as 2003 Raphael glares at him]
2003 Leo: Look, we just risked our shells rescuing you from Hun and the Purple Dragons, so I think we're entitled to some answers.
1987 Raphael: He's right.
1987 Michelangelo: They've earned it.
1987 Donatello: Absolutley.
2003 Raph: So? Spill!
1987 Leonardo: You bet… right after lunch. [he and the other 80's turtles run off]
2003 Leonardo: What? No!
[The 1987 Turtles jump off the rooftop. The 2003 Turtles look down and watch as they jump down a street, scaring a couple of pedestrians along the way who run away from them screaming.]
2003 Donnie: Uh, what are they doing?
Pedestrians: [screaming]
2003 Raph: That's it. THEY'RE TOAST! [gets ready to go after them, but 2003 Donatello stops him]
2003 Donnie: We can't go running around in broad daylight!
2003 Raphael: Doesn't seem to be stoppin' them.
[The '87 turtles walk past some humans who just stare at them]
1987 Michelangelo: Hey there.
Woman: [gasps]
1987 Michelangelo: How's it goin'?
1987 Raphael: Hello.
1987 Leonardo: Hi.
2003 Donatello: If they get spotted by the wrong...
2003 Leonardo: Come on, time to call in reinforcements.
[The 2003 Turtles walk away. The '80s Turtles have arrived at a Pizza Parlor.]
1987 Leonardo: I'm starving.
1987 Donatello: I want Tuna Fish on mine.
1987 Raphael: I could eat a whole pie myself. 
[The '80s Turtles run inside the Parlor, laughing happily. The customers in line, run away from them, screaming.]
1987 Michelangelo: Score! No line. [to Pizza Chef] We'll take 4 large pizzas with Sauerkraut, Tuna Fish, Pretzels and Jellybeans.
[The Chef just stares at them and runs away screaming, throwing a pizza into the air. '87 Michelangelo jumps onto the counter and catches it.]
1987 Michelangelo: Maybe they're out of Jellybeans?
[Police cars pull up outside. The '87 Turtles continue eating pizza, just as they notice two cops outside the window pointing at them.]
1987 Leonardo: Uh oh, the boys in blue. Let's slip out the back.
[The '80s turtles flee the table. They head to the back door, carrying pizza boxes. As soon as they get outside, they are caught in a net, dropping the pizza boxes.]
1987 Raphael: Hey, hey!
1987 Donatello: Let us outta here!
1987 Raphael: Come on!
1987 Leonardo: What's goin' on?!
1987 Raphael: Let us go!
[The '80s Turtles are thrown onto a glass pathway connecting two skyscrapers and break free.]
1987 Raphael: Hey! What's the big idea?
1987 Leonardo: You totally picked the wrong...
1987 Turtles: Huh?
[2003 Splinter stares at them]
1987 Leonardo: Master Splinter?
2003 Splinter: You.. know me?
1987 Donatello: Well, yeah, but...
1987 Raphael: [touches '03 Splinter's face] Did you get a perm job or somethin'? You look uh... different.
1987 Donatello: Come to think of it, everything's been looking a little different lately.
1987 Leonardo: Yeah. Ever since that big explosion, New York just hasn't been the same.
2003 Donatello: Explosion?
1987 Raphael: Yeah, during our uh, battle with Shredder.
2003 Leonardo: The Shredder?
2003 Splinter: Perhaps it would best if you started from the beginning.
1987 Leonardo: Well... [a flashback begins, starting with the Technodrome terrorizing the 1987 TMNT universe] We were mixing it up inside the Shredder's ultimate weapon - The Technodrome. [Inside the Technodrome, the '87 Shredder is holding the same vials of Mutagen from before] Trying to keep him from getting his claws onto some vials of Mutagen. [The '87 Turtles run up to him] We were looking for a way to end the fight once and for all.
1987 Shredder: [gets hit by 1987 Donatello's Bo-staff] Ooh!
1987 Leonardo: When Don had a rockin' idea. [The '80s Turtles throw '80s Shredder into the air and catch the Mutagen vials] Use the Technodrome's own Trans-Dimensional Portal to send it back from whence it came. ['87 Donatello smashes his fist into the control panel and starts tying two cable together] Don started working his Techno magic, but... [an army of Foot Soldiers enter the room and start shooting lasers. 80s Donatello leaps away from the lasers which hit the control panel, causing it a light blue glow. The '87 Turtles gasp and the glow begins to grow bigger, engulfing everything in white. End of flashback] The next thing we knew, we were back in the city.
1987 Raphael: And we got back to doing we do best – taking down scuzz-buckets
2003 Leonardo: Hun and the Purple Dragons.
1987 Donatello: But maybe we're not in Kansas anymore. Not our Kansas anyway.
1987 Michelangelo: Dude, are you saying...?
1987 Donatello: I'm saying, the Technodrome's Trans-Dimensional Portal might have zapped us all to a different world.
2003 Leonardo: This Shredder of yours, he's here too?
[The '80s Turtles shrug sheepishly]
2003 Splinter: [groans] Our path is clear - together we must find this Technodrome. It may be the only way to get these 4 home. [he and the '03 Turtles gasp in surprise to find 2003 Michelangelo playing around with their '87 counterparts]
1987 Michelangelo: Noogie!
2003 Raphael: The sooner, the better!
[Deep down in the ground, underneath the sewer system is the Technodrome. Inside, someone is trying start the engines. Scene changes to the inside where the Shredder from the '87 TMNT universe is trying to start it.]
Computer: Primary engines offline.
1987 Shredder: BLASTED MACHINE!!! [throws his blades into a digital clock, destroying it] How does a minor battle with those annoying Turtles cause the engines too...? [something appears on all of the screens] WHAT THE DEVIL?! A temporal anomaly? It seems the Trans-Dimensional Portal has thrown the Technodrome into an entirely different dimension. [yells in agony and pouts in his command chair] I hate those Turtles. [turns away to sulk]
(shrill beeping)
1987 Shredder: What now?
Computer: Perimeter breach, perimeter breach.
2003 DONATELLO: You were right, uh, Donatello. Tracking the recent weird seismic activity has led us straight to the, uh, Technodrome!
2003 RAPHAEL: A giant golf ball on wheels? That's your Shredder's ultimate weapon?
1987 SHREDDER: Eight Turtles? I don't know how this came to be, but soon there will be none.
(Turtles gasp and grunt)
1988 SHREDDER: Destroy them, all of them. 
Rocksteady: With great pleasure, Master Shredder.
1987 DONATELLO: Bebop and Rocksteady?
Rocksteady: Say your prayers, Turtles.
2003 LEONARDO: Uh, so how do you guys normally handle these situations?
1987 TURTLES: Turtle power! Whoo-hoo! All right!
2003 MICHELANGELO: Don't you just love these guys? Cowabunga!
1988 TURTLES: Cowabunga! Whoo-hoo!
2003 RAPHAEL: Geez, it's like having five Mikeys now.
2003 LEONARDO: Huh? Robots?
2003 MICHELANGELO: Exploding robots. (chuckles)
Rocksteady: Prepare to get plasmarized.
1987 Leo: I don't think so.
(laughter)
Bebop: I'm gonna pulverize you shellbags.
1987 Raph: Sure. Just as soon as you get out on parole. (laughs) 
2003 Mikey: Cut it out, guys. I'm trying to fight here.
Yeah, who wants some?
1987 Donnie: Stee-rike!
2003 RAPHAEL: I'll give you a strike! (muttering)
1987 MICHELANGELO: Wow, what a hard case.
2003 MICHELANGELO: Bro, I could tell you stories.
1987 SHREDDER: Aah, blasted Turtles! (groans)
KRANG: Shredder, you bungling idiot.
1987 SHREDDER: I'm in the middle of something here, Krang.
KRANG: First you get us stuck in this infernal dimension and now you struggle... (belches) ...to defeat these primitive creatures. If my troops from Dimension X were here...
1987 SHREDDER: Oh, quit nagging about Dimension X. We're having enough trouble in this dimension. Can't you see there are eight Turtles now? Wait. That's it. Of course. If this dimension has its own version of the Turtles, perhaps it has its own Shredder as well. 
KRANG: Ooh, and maybe even its own Krang. Why, that would be wond...
MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Emergency power now online.
1987 SHREDDER: Excellent. Now, let's buy ourselves a little time.
2003 RAPHAEL: What gives?
ROCKSTEADY: Wait for us!
BEBOP: Hold up, boss!
2003 RAPHAEL: Come on, they're making a run for it!
[The Technodrome has now settled in another tunnel. Inside, 1987 Shredder has found zero results for Krang in the 2003 universe.]
1987 Shredder: Hmm. Nothing comes up for Krang in this dimension.
Krang: What?!
1987 Shredder: Shredder, on the other hand... [footage of the Utrom Shredder appears on screen] There he is. And he is magnificent. [footage shows Utrom Shredder crossing his arms, the next footage shows him punching 2003 Raphael and Michelangelo to the ground in April's shop] What strength! What power! [the last footage shows Utrom Shredder firing a powerful blast at the 2003 turtles from the Sword of Tengu and raising his steel claws in the air] Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this. So, unlike the sniveling idiots that I've been forced to suffer.
Krang: [deadpan] I'm right here. [yells] I CAN HEAR YOU!!! [croaks]
1987 Shredder: Now to find him. [uses the computer to search for his 2003 counterpart and searches the United States, Earth, the solar system and the galaxy, but finds nothing, until... the computer scans an ice asteroid called Mor Gal Tal where the Utrom Shredder is banished] Hmm. Strange, he's off world. No matter [types in the keyboard] I will program the matter to beam him to us directly. [the computer lights up and zaps a chunk of ice and a beam forms behind them] This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of Mighty Shredder and his... Huh?! [gasps at the true form of the Utrom Shredder: Ch'rell who is in a frozen slumber] ...Pink slug? [taps the ice lightly] Ooooh! I wanted a super sinister ally.
Krang: [walks up to him] Oh I don't know. He looks alright to me. [croaks]
[Sometime later, 80s Shredder and Krang have gotten Ch'rell out of the ice and onto a machine.]
1987 Shredder: [typing on the computer] Could that puny creature actually be this dimension's Shredder?
Krang: [croaks]
1987 Shredder: Quiet.
Computer: Commencing cryo-regeneration.
Tthe machine turns on, zapping Ch'rell.]
Krang/1987 Shredder: Aaah!
[The two Technodrome commanders watch as the computer overheats and explodes. '87 Shredder turns around to turn it off.]
1987 Shredder: No! [hits the button repeatedly]
Krang: FOOL! YOU OVERCOOKED HIM DIDN'T YOU?! [walks over to Ch'rell]
1987 Shredder: I did everything exactly right. [rushes over to the lifeless alien] It should have worked. It should be alive.
Krang: You botched it. YOU BOTCHED IT!!
['87 Shredder growls in anger, chases after Krang and tackles him to ground to strangle him, breaking his glass helmet.]
Krang: Oh!
1987 Shredder: You forget who you talk to you whimpering-Oh! [Krang hits him with his tentacle]...Worm! [Krang hits him again] Aah! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!
[Ch'rell suddenly awakens]
Krang: I know who you are. [hits 1987 Shredder again] Let go! [hits him again]
Ch'rell (2003 Shredder): What fools are these? So weary of life.
['87 Shredder and Krang stop fighting and turn around.]
Krang/1987 Shredder: Wha?
Ch'rell: That they take the name of the Shredder. [speeds over to them from the table he was on and appears in front of them in a flash] My name in vain!
[Krang and '87 Shredder look at each other confused. They turn back to Ch'rell who snarls in anger and violently headbutts them into a monitor, breaking it. The two lay on the ground as Ch'rell stands up on the machine he was on. '87 Shredder and Krang look at each other in surprise as the Utrom growls at them, further enraged.]
And this is our engine room, currently under repair unfortunately.
1987 Shredder: Oh, please excuse me, most honored guest. Krang, what's taking so long? I can't keep this alien entertained forever.
Krang: All is ready... (sinister chuckle) ...Mighty Shredder. Just give the word.
The word, you smug slug, is given.
[Green smoke appears from the air vents of the engine room and the doors slam shut. Ch'rell growls, knowing this is a trick. The Foot Soldier carrying him tries to make a run towards the other open door, but it slams shut too.]
Ch'rell: [turns to 1987 Shredder] You!
['87 Shredder backs away in fear from the Utrom as he growls and breaks free from the Foot Soldier and tackles '80s Shredder to ground, strangling him.]
Ch'rell: Little man, you have made a grave! A grave. [begins foaming at the mouth, grunts] Grave... [the Utrom finally falls unconscious on '87 Shredder's head.]
1987 Shredder: [grunts as he picks up the knocked out utrom and throws him on the floor, panting.]
[the scene changes to 80s Shredder with the unconscious utrom in a container of liquid in the Technodrome's main room with Krang, Rocksteady and Bebop.]
1987 Shredder: I thought he could help us defeat the turtles. But he-he's insane!
Krang: [using his robot arms to open a box] Perhaps we may still learn something useful by... [burps, opens the box revealing a knife inside] dissecting it. Mmm?
[an alarm goes off, alerting the '87 TMNT villains.]
Computer: Intruder alert, Intruder alert.
1987 Shredder: Not those blasted turtles again!
[An explosion occurs at the door in front of them and several Foot Soldier pieces are flung into the room. A yell is heard, coming from Karai who flips into the main room, glaring at everyone. Everyone gasps at her as she sees her father in the liquid jar he is in.]
Karai: [yells as she flips again and breaks Ch'rell free] I am called Karai.
Krang: [as he and 80s Shredder flinch at the sight of her swords] Aah!
Karai: I am his daughter.
1987 Shredder: [to Krang] Not much of a family resemblance. [Karai kicks him in the gut away.] Aah! [groans]
Karai: [points her sword at Krang] Will you be a nuisance as well?
Krang: [croaks] Never, charming lady.
Karai: I have gone to great lengths to keep vigil over my father, but today, he vanished from my monitoring systems. When I was able to re-locate him... [fights off Bebop and Rocksteady] he was here. How is this so?
1987 Shredder: [Exclaims] The m-m-matter transporter! We beamed him here.
Karai: This technology is now property of the Foot! With it, I will restore my father, the one true Shredder, to glory!
1987 Shredder: One true?! Now wait just...
[Karai kicks '87 Shredder into the other baddies.]
Krang: Another fine mess you've gotten us into.
1987 Shredder: Oh, shut up.
1987 DONATELLO: According to this, the Technodrome's close.
SPLINTER: Well done, my sons.
(crashing) Whoa!
2003 Donnie: Hey, everyone all right?
What the shell?
2003 RAPHAEL: Hun, you didn't tell us you had family in town.
Hun: And you didn't tell me your doppelgangers were carrying super-powered mutagen.
2003 LEONARDO: What's he talking about?
Hun: That stuff barely splattered my man here.
(ferocious growl)
Hun: Imagine what I could do with more.
Hi-yah!
Hun: Give me that mutagen.
2003 Leo: I don't think so.
2003 Donnie: Leo! Leo!
Splinter: No!
2003 Raph: Incoming!
2003 Leo: Father! Are you all right?
Splinter: I... believe so.
1987 Leo: "Father?"
We need to get you back to the lair.
2003 Mikey: Whoo-hoo! Time to hit the sewers, my brothers!
Yeah! All right!
These things are a lot heavier in your dimension.
2003 RAPHAEL: Out of the way, tubby!
All right, everybody into the pool.
1987 Mikey: P.U.! Your sewers really stink!
2003 Donnie: Um, you don't have any nostrils. 
1987 Mikey: Touché.
Yeah!
2003 Donnie: Hey. What about the Technodrome?
2003 Raph: That crate moves about as fast as you guys. We'll catch up to it.
Hey!
Ha! Mine!
Hun wins again!
1987 Mikey: Um, you might want to take a closer look, Mr. Winner.
2003 Raph: Get this crud off!
1987 Donnie: Let's not stay in touch.
Hun: No...! Get it off me! Get it off me...!
2003 SHREDDER: Hun... my old friend.
MUTANT HUN: You!
2003 SHREDDER: Having a bad day?
MUTANT HUN: Look what they've done to me! Accursed Turtles!
2003 SHREDDER: Perhaps we have common cause once again, you and I. Yes?
MUTANT HUN: Yes... master.
[At the 2003 Turtles' lair.]
2003 Donnie: I don't understand it. The tracking system was closing in and then suddenly, poof, static. It's like the Technodrome disappeared.
2003 Leo: Any idea what we should do next?
[The 80s Turtles raise their hands at the same time.]
1987 Donatello: I know, I know!
2003 Leo: [crosses his arms] Other than going out for a slice?
[The '87 Turtles put their hands down and look at each other awkwardly.]
2003 Raphael: Ugh! I told you you can't brainstorm with these goofballs! They ain't got no brains.
1987 Raphael: Hey! We resemble that remark.
1987 Turtles: [laughing]
1987 Michelangelo: Good one, Dude!
[2003 Leo and Raph look at them and each other and then face palm in annoyance.]
Krang: What in the name of Dimension X do you think you're doing?! I paid a fortune for that console! [croaks] And you're ruining the paint job!
1987 Shredder: Silence your incessant whining, Krang! My counterpart is simply giving this tub a much-needed refit. Very genrous of him if you ask me. No doubt he wishes to repay me for rescuing him.
Krang: Oh?
1987 Shredder: Huh?! My command chair!
Krang: Face it, fool. We're under new management.
[Cut to Utrom Shredder and Karai.]
Utrom Shredder: How go the repairs, Karai?
Karai: Very well, father. The technology of Dimension X is ridiculous. [a cyber foot ninja removes an old computer monitor while another places a flat screen in its place.] But once revived with Utrom science it will prove... devastating.
Utrom Shredder: Yes, the two merged well together. This new body is proof of that.
Karai: And more proof: their robotic foot soldiers. Clumsy, weak, almost... [a cyber foot rips one's head off] Cartoonish. [the ninja then tosses the head away into a pile of discarded Foot Soldier parts.] But now... [a new and upgraded Foot Soldier fires lasers] with the proper modifications, [an old Foot Soldier tries to attack the new one, but the new one kicks his head off.] lethal. [Karai and Utrom Shredder enter a room with a large container of Mutagen and several soldiers have been lined up to mutated.] Our human troops have also been upgraded. By analyzing the Mutagen that infected Hun, we have successfully engineered out own mutant army.
[a cyber foot ninja squirts mutagen onto one of the troop's arm, which makes him groan in agony until he grows teeth and turns into a mutant beast.]
Utrom Shredder: Soon, I will bring THIS WORLD IT'S KNEES!! And then...
1987 Shredder: [chases after some cyber foots who are taking his command chair away] Wait! Stop! Come back here with my command chair! That's an order!!
Utrom Shredder: And then perhaps the world of my.. worthless counterpart. [he and Karai walk through the surveillance room.] Infinite possibilities have been open to me. Thanks to this... Technodrome. [enters the room with the Trans-Dimensional Portal] I shall rule the multiverse, Karai.
Computer... (beeping) This is the Shredder.
Computer: Identity confirmed. Recognized the Shredder. Ch'rell. Oroku Saki. Duke Acureds. Destroyer of...
Utrom Shredder: Computer, I am most intrigued by the implications of this portal. I wish to learn about alternate dimensions. Show me... everything!
2003 Michelangelo: Come on, Raph. Our cowabunga cousins aren't so bad, right, guys?
1987 Turtles: Wet willie!
2003 Michelangelo: He got me!
2003 Raphael: Not bad? They're clowns, not ninjas!
1987 Turtles: Oh yeah?!
2003 Raphael: Yeah!
Splinter: Enough! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him. You are ninja, all of you. And all are welcome here. Do not embarrass your sensei.
2003 Donatello: He may not look exactly like our Splinter, but he sure sounds like him.
2003 Raphael: Yeah, uh, sorry about the clown crack.
1987 Leonardo: Listen, guys, we've tangled with Shred-head and his Technodrome plenty of times. In fact, we got all kinds of special anti-Technodrome gear back home for just such an occasion.
2003 Leonardo: Special anti-Technodrome gear?
1987 Donatello: Certainly, but like Leonardo said, it's back in our home dimension. We'll need to build some kind of transdimensional portal stick to get there-- a gateway into other dimensions-- but small enough to fit into most overhead compartments.
2003 Leonardo: Donnie, whatever he's talking about, can it be done?
2003 Donatello: We've seen time-travel windows, cybermat transporters-- but a dimensional portal in a stick? It sounds... well, silly. No offense.
1987 Donatello: Come on, Mr. Wizard. It'll be easy.
Krang: [banging on the door to the Utrom Shredder] You're not the only one who needs to use the Trans-Dimensional Portal you know. Open up! What are you doing in there anyway? [a shadow looms over Krang and the figure, revealing to be Karai yanks him out of his vessel which falls onto the floor] My body! [whimpers]
Karai: Insolent slug, the shredder's business is his and HIS alone! [drops Krang to the ground]
Krang: Aah!
Karai: Do not seek to interrupt him again.
[Utrom Shredder exits the room, looking disoriented.]
Utrom Shredder: [groans]
Karai: Father, what is it? What's wrong? What did you see in there?
Utrom Shredder: Turtles, Karai. Ninja Turtles! I must have them. Both teams, at once.
1987 Shredder: [appears] Yes, revenge, AT LAST!! I knew you'd come through. Together we can crush the tur... Aaah! [his Utrom counterpart smacks him away and crashes in poles and steel barrels]
Utrom Shredder: HUN!! [Hun marches towards him] Tonight, you hunt. Find those who did this to you and bring them to me.
Hun: It will be down, master.
[At the 2003 Turtles' lair.]
1987 Donatello: Okay, stand back.
[????]
1987 Donatello: Huh. That should have worked.
2003 Donatello: Should have worked? That'll never work. That's not a transdimensional portal stick. That's... [] a flashlight.
1987 Donatello: It was a flashlight. But with a little rewiring and a lot more positive thinking, it'll soon be a transdimensional portal stick. Now hand me that hammer.
2003 Donatello: This is a wrench.
1987 Donatello: Details. Science isn't all about facts, you know.
[???]
2003 Donatello: What the shell?
Hun: [enters the 2003 Turtles' lair.] TURTLES!! [Rocksteady and Bebop enters 2003 Turtles' lair.]
2003 Donatello: Oh, no!
1987 Donatello: How'd they find us?
Hun: They followed their nose.
[????]
Rocksteady: The nose knows.
[???]
2003 Splinter: Who disturbs the sanctity of my home?
Hun: Don't you recognize me, rodent?
2003 Leonardo, Splinter and Raphael: Huh?
2003 Michaelangelo: Hun?
Hun: Come examine your son's handiwork.
1987 Leonardo: Is it noon already?
2003 Michelangelo: Robots 2.0?
2003 Raphael: So what's with the new look, Gruesome?
Hun: That mutagen turned me into the last thing I touched. (grunts) Mutant Turtle filth!
1987 Raphael: It's not true. We shower regularly.
2003 Leonardo: Why are you here, Hun? What do you want?
Hun: You have no idea what this is about, do you? You don't even know he's back.
2003 Leonardo: He?
Hun: The one true Shredder.
ALL: Master Splinter!
2003 Leo: What just happened? Where's Master Splinter? Where are we?
1987 Mikey: Cowabunga!
Dudes! Oh, yeah! All right!
1987 MICHELANGELO: We're home!
(cheers and laughter)
What?
2003 Donnie: This is your dimension? Why does it all look so...? ...weird?
1987 Michalengalo: Yup. There's no place like home!
2003 Rapheal: What the shell are we doing here? We got to go back! Master Splinter's in who-knows-what kind of trouble.
1987 Leonardo: Donatello ported us out just before your roof flattened us into pizza pies.
1987 Donatello: Told you it'd work.
2003 Leonardo: We're going back. We'll save Splinter, and we're stopping that Technodrome. But we've got another problem. Hun mentioned the one true Shredder.
2003 Raphael: And you know what that means...
2003 Michelangelo: Our little alien Utrom is back.
1987 Raphael: "Utrom Shredder"? Sounds Swedish.
1987 Turtles: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2003 Michelangelo: Stop it, stop it, STOP IT! Can't you guys be serious about ANYTHING!?
1987 Leo: They're right. This is serious. I say we had to our lair, pick up our anti-Technodrome gear and go put it to good use. But first, we've got to save April.
1987 Donnie: We save April at least once a day.
ALL: Yeah!
1987 Donnie: You can set your watch to it.
2003 Raph: Was that a mutant... banana?
2003 Mikey: This dimension is seriously messed up.
[The '87 Turtles have saved '80s April from Mutants.]
'87 Turtles: Cowabunga! [hi five each other]
1987 April O'Neil: Boy, when you guys are out of town, the threats on my life sure do pile up. [notices the 2003 Turtles] There are eight of you now. Holy Scoop.
2003 Donatello: Wait, you're April? Um, what's with the yellow jumpsuit, do you work at a carwash in this dimension?
1987 April: I'm a reporter: April O'Neil. [pulls out her camera] And you four are my ticket to a peabody.
1987 Leo: '[cuts in]' Sorry, April. No time for an exclusive. '[puts the camera down]' We've gotta get these guys to the lair.
[The eight Turtles rush off. April looks on, before another mutant Banana grabs her and drags her away]
1987 April: [screaming]
[The Turtles arrive at a phone booth]
1987 Leonardo: Follow Me!
[The eight Turtles rush inside]
2003 Raph: Watch it!
1987 Leonardo: My eye!
2003 Michaelangelo: Quit pushing!
[The phone booth takes all eight Turtles down to the '80s Turtles' lair.]
1987 Turtles: [laughing]
1987 Splinter [appears] Welcome home, My Turtles. [the '87 Turtles smile at him, whlie the 2003 counterparts stare at him in surprise]
2003 Donnie: [gasps]
1987 Splinter: [blinks] And... My Turtles? [1987 Michelangelo waves.]
I'll get that gear together, and we'll be on our way in no time.
Ow!
ALL: Noogie!
Oh! Hey, cut it out!
(laughter)
[At the 1987 Turtles' lair, 2003 Leonardo and Raphael sit in the kitchen where the 1987 Splinter serves them bowls of rice.]
1987 Splinter: Please, take this moment to nourish your body as you prepare for the challenge that lies ahead of you.
2003 Leonardo: Thank you... Master. My brother and I have found your dimension to be... Well... disorienting. But, being here, seeing you, feels right.
1987 Splinter: To me also, Leonardo. You four are welcomed here always.
2003 Raphael: That's kinda what our Master Splinter said... to us. About them [sighs sadly]
2003 Leonardo: I know. I'm worried about him too.
Utrom Shredder: What is this? I asked for the Turtles, and you bring me back their... rat?!
Hun: We became separated when their lair collapsed around us. But rest assured, Master, as long as you have the rodent... the Turtles will come to you.
Karai: Father, what is this all about?
Utrom Shredder: The Turtles. For my plans to proceed, I must have them. You have done well, Hun. Now... let us make ourselves easier to find. The time has come to rise!
April: They're still not answering. I'm telling you, Casey, something's wrong.
Casey: Ah, I'm sure they're fine, April. I mean, take a look around. It's a beautiful night. Everything's peachy.
What I said about peachy? Never mind.
(yells)
1987 Donnie: Okay, guys, here's everything we'll need to take down the Technodrome. Exploding throwing stars, anti-Technodrome roller skates, SPF 1000 sun block.
1987 Raph: And I got the pizzas. We're good to go.
2003 Leo: (laughing) You're joking, right?
2003 Raph: We came all the way to Wacky World for this junk?
2003 Mikey: No! No! No! No! No! No! no!
1987 Leo: Now let's open up a portal back into your world and go kick Shredder's butt!
2003 Raph: What the shell?!
2003 Donnie: Is that the Technodrome?
2003 Mikey: Dudes, I don't think exploding throwing stars are gonna cut it this time!
1987 Mikey: Then maybe it's time we bust out two of our baddest rides!
2003 Raph: What? Your clown car's in the shop?
Move it! Move it! Double time!
Utrom Shredder: Did they really believe their military could stop this Technodrome? Fools!
1987 Shredder: He's quite good there.
Krang: Shh! I don't want to miss anything.
Utrom Shredder: My onslaught has only just begun!
1988 TURTLES: Cowabunga!
2003: Crud! Why did Casey have to see us in this stupid van?
1987 Donnie: The technical term is stupid party wagon.
Could be worse, Raph.
2003 Mikey: This is the lamest vehicle in the history of lame vehicles. Can't this thing go any faster?!
(screams, grunts) Sure.
But, uh, I wouldn't recommend it.
Why not?
Easier just to show you, dude.
(yelps)
(yelling) Cowabunga!
Ugh.
(whimpers)
2003 Donnie: You know, this wagon isn't half bad.
2003 Raph: It ain't half good either.
(roaring)
We're just tickling these uglies. We need... air support!
Whoa!
Well, they say any landing you can walk away...
Return of the noogies. Return of the noogies.
MICHELANGELO: Cut it out! Come on.
2003 Leo: Let's end this once and for all.
[The Utrom Shredder watches from the upgraded Technodrome as the Party Wagon drives closer to it]
Utrom Shredder: Yes, come to me Turtles.
[his 80s counterpart and Krang jump up from the coach they were on and approach him from behind]
1987 Shredder: What the devil are you waiting for? They're right in your crosshairs!
Krang: Destroy them already.
[Utrom Shredder glares down at them]
1987 Shredder: [gasps]
Krang: [gasps]
[Utrom Shredder then violently swats them both to the ground]
1987 Shredder/Krang: [land on the floor] Oh!
Utrom Shredder: Restrain these buffoons!
[80s Shredder and Krang lay on the floor groaning as Rocksteady and Bebop approach them]
1987 Shredder: [looks up] Huh?
Rocksteady: Sorry, boss.
[Rocksteady and Bebop grab their boss and Krang and carry them away]
1987 Shredder: Unhand me!
Krang: You'll hear from Trans-Dimensional attorneys!
[Krang and 80s Shredder are left hanging in mid air with their hands in energy handcuffs]
[The Turtles have arrived outside of the Technodrome and exit the Party Wagon]
1987 Rapheal : Hey, they rolled out the welcome mat.
2003 Rapheal: Then how come I ain't feelin' welcome?
[The 1987 Turtles laugh]
2003 Leo: You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious.
2003 Donnie: Lethal.
2003 Mikey: Competent!
2003 Raph: We go in, there's no saying we come out.
[The '87 Turtles look at each other]
1987 Leonardo: Let's do this! [puts in one hand followed by the other 7 turtles]
2003 Leonardo: Today, we are more than allies. We're brothers.
1987 Turtles: GO, GREEN MACHINE!
2003 Turtles: IT'S NINJA TIME!
1987 Turtles: TURTLE POWER!
2003 Raph: Grr! Annoying power. [pushes the 1987 turtles]
1987 Turtles: Hey!
2003 Raph: Move it, half shell!
1987 Michaelangelo: Quit shovin'!
[The two Turtle teams run down a hall in the Technodrome and encounter the Utrom Shredder]
Utrom Shredder: Turtles. [steps out of a room] Thank you for accepting my... humble invitation.
[The Turtles rush over to attack Utrom Shredder. 2003 Donatello leaps in and kicks him away. 2003 Leonardo and Donatello try to attack him, but Utrom Shredder throws his blades down to them. 2003 Michelangelo kicks him away into the room. The teams chase after him.]
1987 Michaelangelo: [to his 2003 counterpart] Thought you said he was tough.
[The teams enter the main room where 2003 Splinter is held captive]
2003 Splinter: My sons, it is a trap!
[The teams turn around and the doors behind them close as they face Utrom Shredder in a control room.]
Utrom Shredder: If there is one constant in the multi-verse, it is the predictability of you Turtles. [gestures to 2003 Splinter] Threaten something you hold dear, and you will ignore your better instincts. You should have stayed away.
[Utrom Shredder presses a button in the room he is in and the whole room turns blue, the wall changes into a dome and the floor beneath the turtles and Splinter cracks underneath. Utrom Shredder is lowered into the room and placed onto a platform as the room has changed into a silver sphere with 8 posts.] Now, shall we begin?
[Electricity from the posts grab the Turtle teams and place them inside.]
2003 Splinter: [gasps]
[The room begins to spin as the 1987 and 2003 Turtles scream.]
2003 Raphael: You plan on doin' us in. There's gotta be an easier way!
Utrom Shredder: Oh, you shall perish, but not yet. You see, like you, I recently learned that our's is but a single dimension in a multiverse of dimensions. Intrigued, I used this very portal to survey them all. Which is when I made a startling, horrible discovery: there are not simple 8 of you, but score of you! Behold: A multiverse of accursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
[Images of various TMNT dimensions appear]
1987 Turtles: AWESOME!
Utrom Shredder: Destroying the 8 of you would accomplish nothing, so long as Ninja Turtles exist somewhere in the multiverse, they will interfere in the plans of the Shredder! Our epic battle is never going to end, unless I put an end to Turtles FOREVER!!
2003 Splinter: Even a creature as power mad as you cannot believe he has the ability to subvert the entire multiverse.
Utrom Shredder: Let us put that to a test, vermin. It seems that like branches hanging off a single tree, [holographic globes appear] each of these dimensions sprang from a common source. Destroy the source and you would set off a chain reaction that would destroy Ninja Turtles everywhere [the globes explode to bits] FOREVER MORE!
2003 Splinter: [gasps]
Utrom Shredder: And so, you are being scanned, broken down for the sole purpose of discovering your source DNA. Two Turtles teams from two Turtle worlds. Different in so many ways. But deep down, there are similarities. And those similarities shall point the path to the source dimension. Turtle Prime! I only regret you will not survive to witness the end of your...
Karai: Father, we are receiving alarming and unstable energy readings. What is going...[Utrom Shredder ends her call]
[Utrom Shredder turns back to the Turtles screaming as they begin to fade.]
2003 Splinter: No!
1987 Michelangelo: Things like this never happened back home!
Computer: Turtle Prime: located.
Utrom Shredder: It works! The Trans-Dimensional Portal is receiving the coordinates now. Farewell, Turtles!
[Karai, watching everything from the control room gasps. She narrows her eyes and begins to type away on the computer]
Utrom Shredder: [laughing maniacally]
[The 2003 and 1987 Turtles continue screaming as they are fading away until they're screams fade away and disappear and the whole room stops spinning.]
2003 Splinter: NOOOOO!
Utrom Shredder: Their demise is only the beginning. [presses a button and the Technodrome disappears into thin air.]
Casey: That giant armored bowling ball just imploded.
April: Casey, we've won.
Casey: Won? April, no ship. No Turtles. They went into that thing, and now they're... they're... (groans)
APRIL: Guys, you're alive!
1987 Mikey: Dudes, like, what just happened?
2003 Mikey: Yeah. Shouldn't we be, like, nonexistent right about now?
APRIL: Mikey!
And... Mikey?
Casey: I bump my head, or am I really seeing double?
DONATELLO: Casey, April, meet our dimensional duplicates.
2003 Raph: We ain't got time for no meet and greet.
2003 Leo: Raph's right. The Shredder's back. And he's on his way to destroy the source of all Ninja Turtle life.
Casey: What?! Come again?
1987 Leo: If we don't stop him. It could spell the end of Ninja Turtles everywhere. Forever.
Casey: So, I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back, doing what? To who? 
2003 Donnie: What I want to know is, how did we survive the Shredder's centrifugal scanning process? We should have been broken down into nonexistence. Something didn't go according to his plan.
2003 Leo: Then he won't be expecting us to go after him. We need to head to the source dimension-- to what the Shredder called Turtle Prime.
2003 Mikey: But, Leo, you saw Shredder's slide show. The turtleverse is like, ginormous.
2003 Donnie: We have no way of knowing which dimension Turtle Prime is. We'd just be guessing.
(all sighing)
1987 Donnie: Or we could track your Shredder's exact movements instead. When the Technodrome phases through transdimensional barriers, it leaves a trail of particle emissions that, with the right equipment, we can recalibrate the portal stick to track.
2003 Mikey: What the shell, Raph?!
2003 Rapheal: End of the road, bros. Literally!
Casey: It's like the whole world's being erased.
2003 Leonardo: It's the Shredder-- has to be. He's reached Turtle Prime.
APRIL: Then we'd better recalibrate your tracking device. You said you needed some equipment?
2003 Donnie: All our gear was destroyed along with our lair. But I think I know a place that just might have the tech we need. Come on!
1988 DONATELLO: Purple Dragon headquarters. Nice call, Mr. Wizard.
2003 Donnie: I figured the Purple Dragons would still have the goods from that robbery they pulled.
2003 Raph: Yeah, without Hun, the Dragons ain't too swift.
Step on it, home slices. This place bugs me out.
(whimpering)
Yes. (gasps) Mutation-- it's a real horror show.
(yelling)
Hun: I don't know how you escaped the Shredder, and I don't care. You're all mine now.
2003 Raph: Hun.
Casey: Hon?
Leo: Hun.
Hun: Do you know the thing I hate most in all the world? Turtles!
Alley-oop.
[The Turtles are at the Purple Dragons' lair picking up some equipment when they confront a mutated Hun.]
Hun: [fighting 1987 Michelangelo] Now I look in the mirror and all I see is you! [punches '87 Michelangelo away]
1987 Michelangelo: Oh!
Hun: And I hate you even more!
2003 Donatello: Hun, you don't understand. [Hun smacks '87 Donatello away]
1987 Donatello: Aah!
2003 Donatello: The Shredder, he– [his 80's counterpart hits him, throwing the bag in the air]
Hun: [picks up the purple bag] Forget the Shredder. YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
1987 Raphael: [to the camera/viewer(s); breaking the 4th wall] Some people just can't handle change.
Hun: [looks at the camera in confusion and picks up '87 Raphael and violently shakes him] WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? THERE'S NO ONE﻿ THERE!
2003 Raphael: You idiot.
Hun: Aah!
2003 Raphael: There ain't gonna be anybody anywhere soon. Look!
(yelling)
Boss, what's happening to...?
(screaming)
1988 MICHELANGELO: The whole world is going bye-bye, dude.
Pretty soon you'll be going, too.
No.
We need your gear to track him, Hun.
To stop him.
Hun: (yelling) Hurry! take it! Stop him! STOP THE SHREDDER BEFORE HE-(screaming and disappears)
You heard the man.
Let's go stop the Shredder.
(whooshing)
DONATELLO: Hurry! We need to get back to where we started.
The exact spot the Technodrome left our dimension. Big smoking crater?
Hard to miss.
1988 MICHELANGELO: Unless it disappears before we get there.
(screaming)
April: No! Casey! It's happening to me!
Casey: April!
2003 Raph: Guys, April... She... she's disappeared!
No! Casey!
2003 Leo: Raph, we can't stop. We have to keep moving.
Right here.
1987 Donnie: Just have to reroute the dimensional phase converter.
1987 Donnie: The rabbit goes up the hole, around the tree and back down the hole.
2003 Mikey: Step on it, dudes. We're facing total, complete wipeout here.
2003 DONATELLO: Boost the particle signal gain.
1987 Raph and Mikey: We're too cool to go! We're too cool to go!
2003 Donnie: And power up. It's not working.
2003 Donatello: The particle emissions end here.
1987 Donatello: So this must be the place.
2003 Leonardo: Turtle Prime.
1987 Michelangelo: I wanna go home.
2003 Raphael: Ain't exactly Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, is it?
1987 Raph: Like, what kind of world is this?
2003 Raphael: Grim, gritty-- my kind of place.
1987 Turtles: Figures.
2003 Raphael: Huh. I'm thinking of retiring here.
2003 Leonardo: We'll all be retiring here permanently if we don't find the Shredder and stop him.
2003 Donnie: Uh Leo. I think someone just found us. 
[They look up to see the Mirage variants standing atop the roof.]
2003 Donnie: Source dimension. Source Turtles.
Mirage Leonardo: What is this? Eight wanna-be's?
Mirage Donatello: On our turf?
Mirage Michelangelo: Trying to steal our act?
Mirage Raphael: Yeah!
Mirage Leonardo: (narrating) I strike two on my way down. (Mirage Leonardo strikes down 2003 Leonardo and 2003 Raphael) Donatello takes out a third with his staff. (Mirage Donatello strikes down 2003 Michelangelo. The 1987 Turtles pull out their weapons as Mirage Raphael twirls his sai while facing them. They immediately tremble in fear and drop their weapons before attempting to run away, but Mirage Raphael trips them by throwing his sai at their feet.)
Mirage Leonardo: (narrating) Already, the pudgy ones are starting to panic. Raph loves this stuff. He's not alone.
2003 Donatello: Why is he narrating? Is he crazy!?
2003 Michaelangelo: Hardcore crazy!
2003 Raphael: I LOVE THESE GUYS!
2003 Leonardo: Stop! (grunts) We're trying to save you from the... from the Shredder!
Mirage Leonardo: The Shredder? What do you know of the Shredder?
Mirage Donatello: We sworn to terminate the Shredder to avenge Master Yoshi.
Mirage Michelangelo: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
2003 Leonardo: It's not your Shredder you need to worry about. Well, not right now. It's complicated. It's our Shredder; he's come here to tear down your world.
1987 Donatello: And he's a grade-A meanie.
ALL: Huh.
2003 Leonardo: Uh, it's a long story, but it all started when our brothers here from another dimension...
[Time passes]
2003 Leonardo: So if our Shredder destroys Turtle Prime, he'll end up wiping out all life everywhere.
Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us... from other worlds. I don't see it.
Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-colored headbands?
Mirage Raphael: Hmph, sellouts.
2003 Raphael: Uh... [grabs '87 Leonardo by the shell] Well, check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.
1987 Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo: Hey!
2003 Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right? [his Mirage counterpart grabs and shoves him forward] Hey, ow!
1987 Turtles: [laugh]
1987 Raphael: Geez, what a hardcase! [sees the '87 Turtles smile at him] What?
1987 Turtles: Nothing.
Mirage Leonardo: All right, let's go stop your Shredder. You say he's using a Technodrome?
1987 Donatello: Yep. But don't worry, we've created a sophisticated device that will be able to track the Technodrome no matter where... 
Mirage Leonardo: Is that it?
(electrical crackling)
2003 Donatello: Yep, that would be it.
Mirage Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. Huh. Now let's go do something about it.
(zapping)
1987 Shredder: You traitors! You nincompoops! Ding-dongs! Chucklebutts! Dipskulls!
Rocksteady: Uh, we said we were sorry, boss.
1987 Shredder: Bah!
Bebop: Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us... (snorts) amusing, is all.
Krang: Then may he also find you as useful as we always have? (croaks)
Utrom Shredder: Behold the glorious destruction of a universe. And with it, the end of the Ninja Turtles. (laughs evilly)
Mirage Leonardo: Shredder, we are here!
Mirage Donatello: Shredder, face us.
Utrom Shredder: Ah, the prototypical Turtles. At last. Now with the flick of a switch-- it ends.
Mirage Raphael: Shredder! Do you fear us?
[????]
Mirage Shredder: [evil laughter] I am here! Come and face your...
[????]
Mirage Leonardo: Shredder!
Utrom Shredder: You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Accureds-- the one true Shredder. [] I am a destroyer of worlds and I fear no one!
Mirage Leonardo: Told you he'd take the bait.
[The 1987 and 2003 Turtles jumps in next to Mirage Turtles]
2003 Leonardo: If there's one constant in the multiverse, it's the Shredder's big, fat ego.
Utrom Shredder: Still alive? How can this be? Unless... [turns around on Karai on top the Technodrome] Karai... you!
Karai: Yes, Father. I used the matter transporter to rescue the Turtles from your scanner. And that's not all.
[1987 Shredder, Krang and 2003 Splinter joins in.]
2003 Splinter: Today my sons do not fight alone.
[Karai, 1987 Shredder, Krang and 2003 Splinter jump in and confront Ch'rell the Utrom Shredder inside the Technodrome]
Rocksteady: Uh-oh.
Bebop: We is so gonna get yelled at for this.
Karai: Your unreasoning hatred of the Turtles has blinded you to the truth, Father. Your actions could destroy us all.
2003 Donatello: Karai's right. Whatever you're doing, you've already wiped out our entire world.
Utrom Shredder: Fool. I care nothing for the universe I left behind. I will not stop until...
(screaming)
Mirage Raphael: Less talk, more action.
(loud rattling) (all gasping)
Utrom Shredder: Let us finish this once and for all. I came to this dimension to destroy Turtles. The more... the merrier! Now come, come and face your doom! All too easy. My new body gives me unlimited power. (laughs evilly)
Krang: [croaks] You're not the only one with a molecular amplification bio suit, you know.
Utrom Shredder: But mine actually works.
[Krang lets out a loud belch.]
ALL: Ew!
THE SHREDDER: Today is the end of days for you, Turtles. You and all who stand with you.
(electronic hum) 
2003 Leonardo: Look out!
2003 SPLINTER: Look out!
2003 Leonardo: What do we do?
2003 RAPHAEL: It's no use. He's just too strong.
1988 MICHELANGELO: Tell me about it. ('87 Turtles throw trash cans at Utrom Shredder) Even trash cans have no effect.
2003 RAPHAEL: Oh, brother. Look out!
(1988 Turtles sobbing)
2003 RAPHAEL: Yeah, okay, it's okay. You can let go now. Let go. ('87 Turtles whimpering) Don't make me hurt you.
2003 Mikey: Hey, anybody seen the Turtle's classics?
Rocksteady and Bebop: We're free.
[The giant-sized Utrom Shredder just got clipped by his own destructor beam]
1987 Donatello: Looks like we just found something he's vulnerable to!
[The Mirage Turtles jump off the Utrom Shredder]
Mirage Raphael: Yeah, turtles!
2003 Donatello: The Technodrome!
Krang: Hmm... Go figure.
2003 Leonardo: Get him into that beam!
Bebop and Rocksteady: We got to save the master.
Utrom Shredder: (laughs evilly) You had your chance. Now I have mine.
Hey!
Utrom Shredder: Without these Turtles, you cannot exist. Behold!
[He squeezes the turtles]
Utrom Shredder: Only now, in the end, do you truly understand.
[As if everything had happened, the 2003, and 19987 turtles started to fade away.]
Utrom Shredder: (Starting to fade from existence)... What is happening to me?
Karai: Father, stop! Please! Can you not see? Whatever it is you have done to destroy them, you do it to all of us as well! Our fates are linked to theirs!
Utrom Shredder: No! This cannot be!
Karai: Father, I don't want to lose you again! Destroy them, and you will destroy yourself! I beg you... stop.
Utrom Shredder: No! I am The Shredder! Slayer of Ninja Turtles! If destroying them means the end of everything, THEN SO BE IT!
[The Prime world starts to become erased until a ninja star struck his leg, dropping the Prime Turtles. Everything started to get restored.]
1987 Donnie: Exploding throwing stars. Told you they'd come in handy.
(evil laughter)
Utrom Shredder: Fools, your pathetic little toys are not enough to stop me. I will...
Bebop: Whew! That was an easy fix.
Rocksteady: The master will be pleased.
Utrom Shredder: No! No! No! I will not... I am... (screaming): No!!
[Utrom Shredder becomes vaporized.]
Mirage Raph: The Shredder has been shredded.
1987 DONATELLO: I'd say Turtle Prime is healing up rather nicely.
2003 Donnie: It seems the dimensional damage was only temporary, so long as Turtle Prime survived. Which hopefully means... 
2003 Leonardo: Our world is healing, too?
1987 Donatello: I know a fun way to find out.
2003 RAPHAEL: Casey!
2003 MICHELANGELO: April!
2003 Raph: All right, all right, show's over, you goofballs.
1987 TURTLES: I wuv you, Casey. I wuv you, April.
2003 Mikey: What is wrong with them?
Mirage Leonardo: Leonardo, seriously, for your own good, you bros should lay off the dimension hopping business. It's dangerous.
2003 Leonardo: Bros? We're bros.
(all gasping)
1987 Raphael: Now that's what I call a Ninja vanish.
1987 Donatello: What about your Shredder? Think he's really gone for good this time?
2003 Splinter: The Shredder is seldom gone for long.
Karai: He shall return.
1987 Shredder: Well, when I get back I'm going to zap you all with the giggle ray Krang invented. [laughs]
Krang: And rest assured, it will be us who get the last laugh. [loud belch] Excuse me.
Bebop and Rocksteady: Hey!
Bebop: Take us with ya.
Rocksteady: We said we was sorry.
2003 Leonardo: Take care of yourselves, my brothers.
1987 Leonardo : See you around the multiverse, bros.
1987 Turtles: It's Ninja time!
2003 Turtles: Turtle Power!
2003 Raphael: I'm gonna miss those pudge-balls. Not.
Mirage Donatello: I'm gonna miss those wannabes.
Mirage Michelangelo: Yeah, I kinda dug the initials on the belt buckles.
Mirage Raphael: Hmph, you would. I could go for a slice, though.
Mirage Leonardo: There's that place on Bleecker. [The Mirage Turtles jump off the building and run] We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard and fade away into the night. [Scene ends with the Turtles in their signature jumping pose, which becomes a promotional poster of the original comics. We hear the voices of Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, the creators of the Ninja Turtles.]
Peter Laird: I think this first issue is coming along rather well, don't you, Kev?
Kevin Eastman: Yeah, sure do, Pete. Hey, let's get back to this after lunch, huh?
Peter Laird: Hmmm, sounds good. Pizza?
Kevin Eastman: Yeah, pizza.
Peter Laird: Oh, I hope this thing sells.
Kevin Eastman: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. [chuckles]
[As Kevin and Peter leaves for lunch, the camera pans to the cover of the comics' first issue.]
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