Blackstar

Blackstar is a silver fox of a cat that earned his 9 lives by slacking along and being old enough to be leader. He's an accomplished Spyro 2 speedrunner and spends all day trolling zoomers on /v/ and TikTok. He does nothing for ShadowClan and thinks that he can rap.
==History==
Blackkit was born to some parents who thought it would be funny to name their white kid black. This affected his self esteem harshly, and he spent the rest of his life trying to prove that he was black.
As a teenager, he tried to start a rap career, writing songs about living the thug life, but because he was paranoid about record labels stealing his beats, he never put his work out there until he signed up for Soundcloud years later, but by then the talent pool was too bloated, so he only got, like, twelve followers.
Still wanting to be a thug, Blackfoot turned to organized crime and tried to join some gangsters called "The Broken Tailhearts" or something like that, but goofed up and joined the mob instead of some hardass ghetto cats. He did his time with them and then skipped town for a week when the feds busted their operation, and broke his leg trying to jump out of a speeding car to avoid a police roadblock in the Nevada desert. He was eventually caught, but the prosecution couldn't present enough evidence that he was the infamous "Ebony Boot" gangster, famous for setting debts by chopping off willies and snickerwackers and tossing them into black leather footwear. Blackfoot walked a free man, but was shot in the other leg by a family member of one of his prior victims when he stepped outside of the court house.
This leg injury would be blamed for several decades as a serious disability in a ploy to start collecting neetbux instead of getting a real job, even though Blackfoot had no problem shoving his foot up someone's ass if they looked at him funny or walking down to the convenience store for a pack of smokes. For extra spending cash, Blackfoot started mining Bitcoin, fueling it by renewable energy. He was making mad cash, but needed something to do with it.
At first Blackfoot tried getting into YuGiOh, but YuGiOh players fricking smell like garbage so he noped out. Then he got into speedrunning and it stunk even worse, but at least he could speedrun alone so he didn't care.
Impressed by his sick times and other competitive feats, Blackstar was crowned the King Gamer of ShadowClan, and he celebrated by pissing himself. He got so chonky that the rest of the Clan started calling him Fat-assCrackstar, but none of them could match his sub-20 times, so they seethed in a corner as bitches even to his fat ass. When the Dark Forest attacked, some loser named R3d_Will_0 decided to try to challenge Blackstar's times, calling him an old fuck too old for speedrunning, and submitted his times to the board. Blackstar pointed out that R3d was splicing runs, got him banned from every speedrunning competition, and then sat on his face and farted until R3d died.
Blackstar spent the rest of his days on the couch until he drank one too many Monster energy drinks, had a heart attack, and died. The couch was caked in so much sweat, grease, and shit that there were literally mushrooms growing out of it, so they just burned it. His position was succeeded by Rowanstar because "Rowanstar" is a badass name. Almost as badass as Billystorm.
==Trivia==
• The title of Blackstar's novella is a mistranslation from English. In its native language, the book is called Blackstar's Rekt Things, and is a memoir of all Blackstar's best moments playing Halo.
• When he was seven, Blackstar got his ass kicked and his bike stolen.
• Blackstar has a girlfriend, and you don't.
• Blackstar doesn't pay taxes.
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