Tartar

"rhgkjdfhdfgs\hgkjsdfglhksdfg"Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 is a hoe. He is Ranked last on the Officaila Top 5 Old Guys in Video Games list. His wife is Dead.
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== Rise to Heretic ==
Tartar recently published an article.
He is coped with the reception by sitting outside a Chinese Buffet and eating the concrete, hissing at those who passed him by.
Contrary to popular belief, he is bald, and did not fucked your wife to cope with the loss of his own; as he never had a wife in the first place.
== How to Deal with him ==
Tartar, while seemingly thretaning, has many fetishes easy to exploit.
* He finds it hot when you bite your nipples off. Note, however, he bit his own nipples off, so you're going to have to sacrifice one of your own. Be sure you give it a funeral rite ASAP, or it will haunt you.
* Armpits
Once you seduce him, go for the killing blow, or