Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a hamburger restaurant chain founded by Edward R. Carney in 1904. It specialises primarily in hamburgers and meat-based foods. There is only one Mr. Meaty restaurant in the world, located in Canada.
==History==
In 1904, Edward R. Carney founded the Mr. Meaty restaurant chain after trying to find a way to get into competition with McDonald's. Thanks to inventing a recipe for pork rib, Carney became famous and made so much money with his restaurant. Then, he decided that, in order to survive so that he would see his restaurant become more famous, he would cryogenically freeze himself and free himself in the future for the greater good. Years later, two idiots named Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman came in and unfroze Edward, who forced them to work endlessly to keep the business up and running, or else. He created many freaky animatronics to help him in serving food to the customers, many of whom didn't like being near them.
==Food they serve==
*Hamburger
*Cheeseburger
*Big Mac
*Whopper
*Pepsi (all variants. Yes, even Crystal Pepsi)
*Buffalo Burrito (made with 100% real buffalo meat)
*Can of Human FingersTM (one of their best-selling items, especially with the Nightmare Dimension crowd)
*"Real, genuine dinosaur meat!" (proof needed)
*BREAKFAST sandviches
*DINNER
*Tapeworms (limited time only)
==Josh and Parker Roll Out==
Unfortunately for Mr. Meaty, the two employees in charge, Josh and Parker, quit their jobs, left for Hollywood, and never looked back. Carney tried to run the place by himself, but stuff wasn't the same after the only two employees left. But everything changed when he saw three weird guys sitting at a table, trying to decipher what the mystery meat in their burgers were. Carney ran over to them and held them at gunpoint, forcing them to put on some Mr. Meaty uniforms and "GET TO WORK!"
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