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WIZARDS, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS YOU ARE ON BEFORE YOU MAKE THIS PIECE OF SHITE????????
WIZARDS, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS YOU ARE ON BEFORE YOU MAKE THIS PIECE OF SHITE????????
WIZARDS, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS YOU ARE ON BEFORE YOU MAKE THIS PIECE OF SHITE????????
WIZARDS, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS YOU ARE ON BEFORE YOU MAKE THIS PIECE OF SHITE????????
WIZARDS, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS YOU ARE ON BEFORE YOU MAKE THIS PIECE OF SHITE????????
==Card Explanation==
This card is insane and basically represents that Wizards NEVER thought before they made any cards, especially after banning Faerie Gift.
It is similar to Faerie Gift and gives the same amount of cost reduction as well as costing 2 more and is only limited to Fire Dragons. However.....
When you put that creature into the battle zone, that creature gets "speed attacker".
Really....JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
This basically means that not only the creature that the Fire Dragon that this spell helped summon costed 2 less, it even gets speed attacker, so Mega Manalock Dragon can LOCK UP TO 10 CARDS IN THE MANA ZONE IN THE 4TH TURN!
If the player has nothing like Oriotis Judge or Oriotis, Control Wings to stop this crazy, it's basically nothing short of game over, usually when Manalock comes Dreaded Buster comes in via a Revolution Change and wipes the player out with its absurd spam.
Aside of this it can also allow crazy MaltNEXT, Ultra War Dragon Ruler one shots on the 5th turn in case if the player has 5 fire dragons in the mana zone which will almost always cause a game over, and suprisingly Bolshack NEX benefits it from this crazy spell too as it can allow a Valkyrie Lupia, Sky Lord Dragonmech to Miradante Twelve, Time Pope 3 turn kill.
Bolmeteus Steel Dragon, King Bombazar, Überdragon Bajula, Bajula The Star, Bolbalzak Ex, Bolmeteus Blue Flare Dragon and Magmadragon Balga Geyser benefits from this crazy too, but Balga Geyser and Bolmeteus Steel Dragon are generally undesireable in most situations while Bolmeteus Blue Flare Dragon and King Bombazar can be interesting and Bolbalzak Ex can allow for more summons although it has been restricted. If the player has to use Bajula he is better off using Mega Manalock Dragon.
Oni "Seven" Win, Matchless Amazement is also a perfect bait for this spell as well as it can be used to send out high power creatures from the shield zone right from the start.
And as expected, decks using this crazy and Mega Manalock Dragon won in the 1st and 3rd of the 3rd Grand Prix and while the second runner was a Optimus Loop, the Optimus loop was cut through like butter due to this crazy card and Mega Manalock Dragon BOTH TIMES.
Overall this card basically means that WIZARDS NEVER GAVE ANY THOUGHT OF CARD DESIGN AT ALL!!!
Category:Spell
Category:Metagame Status:Meta