The Wisconsin boy

== Plot ==
A new kid comes to town from Milwaukee and is getting along well with Kyle and Kenny, fearing that he might get replaced cartmen goes on a quest to make sure the new kid stays in his place
== Disclaimer ==
All characters and events in this show— even those based on real people— are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated…poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
== Episode ==
[ Kenny, Stan, and cartmen are all waiting for the bus as school ] 
kenny: mph mh hmm 
Stan: yeah were is Kyle? 
Cartmen: probably doing dirty Jew stuff 
[ Kyle walks over to them with a kid in a blue jacket and blue trapper hat , and he breaks away from him ] 
Kyle: see you later! 
Carmen : hey who was that kyle?
kyle: oh hes my new friend, he just moved here 
Cartmen:oh just like douchebag 
Stan: im pretty sure they moved
kyle: yeah but hes a pretty nice kid, he says hes from Wisconsin 
Kenny: mmh hm ohm pmmm 
Cartmen: what ever he sounds lame anyway 
Kyle: at least hes better then you fat boy 
Carmen: nuh uh your dirty Jew! Kenny do you think im Cwel? 
Kenny: mph! 
Carmen: what!? No take that back!
kenny: MPH! 
[ Cartmen starts to think to himself ] 
cartmen: oh my god, that basterd is going to be a problem 
[ time skip to school time ] 
mr. Garrison: ok students we’ve gotten a new student here so welcome Henry buchanan to our class 
[ henry buchanan walks into the room and waves at Kyle, Kyle waving back ] 
Henry: hey everybody i just came here from Wisconsin so i hope i fit in 
mr garrison: yeah yeah now go sit down your next to Kyle 
[ henry sits down at his new desk ]
henry: hey kyle, i didnt know were going to be in the same class 
kyle: uh huh! It’s pretty nice 
mr garrison: ok quiet down you too, now lets do soem math equations- 
Cartmens mind: he obliviously is manipulating my friends to hate me, i gotta deal with him.. and i know how 
[ at the end of school he calls up the coon and friends to deal with a new threat ]
coon: and thats why I say we need to kill the new kid 
human kite: you wanna kill him becuse hes from wisconsion? [ showing annoyance ] 
coon: of course human kite, those corn people are nothing but evil, as there nothing but living corn monsters who want to take controll of earth 
super Craig: didnt he just move here 4 days ago? 
Coon: yes, and if he isnt delt with now it might be already to late 
human kite: im not going to help you out coon im out 
mosquito: yeah coon this is a bad idea im not doing this [ all of the other boys start leaving ] 
coon: wait cmon guys hes a evil we must deal with! 
[ the rest of the hero’s leave the hotdog ] 
coon: oh yeah?! Fuck you all!, god dammit you dirty fuckers! 
[ sigh ] his mind controll corn powers have already taken controll of the people of South Park, i have to go alone, to free the people here , for now i must rest 
[ he goes out of the hotdog shouting curse words and heads back in after a time ] 
liane cartmen: good night sweetie 
cartmen: fuck you mom [ he goes to his bed and falls asleep ] 
[ the next day at the buss stop, Cartmen was late only leaving Kyle, Kenny, and Stan ]
kyle: i cant belive cartmen wants to do that to henry, i have plans ot have him over in 2 days 
kenny: Phm hmm hmph! 
Stan: my god thats a terrible idea! We have to do something
kenny: hmp hmm mhm hm 
Kyle: yeah that sounds like a good idea, well do that after school 
[ time skip and Kyle and Kenny knock on the door of the buchanan house hold ] 
mr buchanan: [ opens the door ] who is it? 
Kyle: hello there is this the buchanan house? 
Mr buchanan: oh yes it is, are you my sons friends? 
[ Kenny nods ] Kenny: mhm! 
[ henry runs downstairs and see them ] 
henry: oh hey guys i didnt know you’d be coming over 
Kyle: yeah we need to tell you this uh- 
Kenny: [ whispers into kyles ear ] 
kyle: ok sounds good, [ turns to henry ] wed think you’d like to play superhero’s with us 
henry: oh yeah that sounds fun! Can i dad? 
Mr buchanan: alright son you can play with them, bring him over when you guys have your next meeting 
kyle: ok! [ he smiled ] well see you then! 
[ the next day was the weekend and Kyle got up to go see henry, knocking on his door ] 
henry: [ opens the door ] oh hey Kyle, whats up?
kyle: were going to the superhero meeting remember scene you wanted to join 
henry: oh yeah i did, sure were is it? 
[ Kyle thinks hard and sighed ] Kyle: its at Tolkien blacks mansion its a better team for you 
[ in the distance a shadowy figure was stalking him as henry walked to Tolkien’s manor, meanwile at the coon lair ]]
coon: aw seriously you brought the corn bitch To play super hero’s with us?!
human kite: yeah i did so what? 
Coon: so what!? He’s a menace and will destroy the town! We have to get rid of him before he gets to the super best friends for help! 
Human kite: ive told you im not helping you out 
fast pass: yeah that sounds like a really… s-…st-..stupid idea coon
coon: fuck you all ill do it myself 
[ the coon leaves taking his claws and human kite Panics ] oh god that basterds going to do it! 
[ henry was walking down and alley seeing it a a short cut to the manor, suddenly a figure drops behind him and he turns around ] 
henry: huh? Who are you? 
mysterion: im mysterion the protector of South Park, your in great danger and im going to keep you safe 
henry: i can keep myself safe-
mysterion: trust me, whats coming from you is something you would never imagine, but dont worry- 
coon: [ he comes from behind buchanan ] what the fuck mysterious he has you mind controlled?! 
Henry: hey you look like Cartmen kyles ben talking about 
coon: shut up you corn bitch im goign to lay you ou- 
[ mysterion kicks him in the gut then upper cuts the coon sending him back ] 
coon: you dirty bitch mysterion! 
[ coon try’s cutting him but was to slow and mysterion keeps punching him, he to slow to claw at him ] 
coon: ugh dammit! [ he gets one good hit in and keeps swinging at him, until henry himself kicks him in the balls and punches him in the cheek sending him to the ground ] 
coon: ok ok i yield! I yield! 
Mysterion: ok lets get out of here henry! 
Henry: ok! Wait how do you know my name? 
[ the two keep running out the alley, and the coon throws a rock at henry in the head knocking him out ] 
coon: hahaha! Fuck you two i won! Peace out bitches! [ he runs off, cheering his victory, while mysterion panics as he covers Henry’s head as it bleeds and the credits roll ]
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