Meow Manor (webisode)/Transcript

[theme song]
[The pets are playing around when Blythe enters the room.]
Blythe: Hi, sweeties! You’ll never guess what I got!
[Blythe reveals a purple and white kitten.]
Pets: Aww!
Blythe: [sets the kitten down] Now, I have to go and pick up supplies for this little one. So one of you guys show her around, okay?
French Bulldog: [barks and jumps]
Blythe: [pets the kitten] Don’t worry, little one. I’m leaving you in good hands. I mean, paws.
[Blythe leaves the room. The kitten is silent.]
French Bulldog: Hi, how are you? What’s your name? Do you like cheese?
[The kitten does not speak.]
French Bulldog: What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue? [laughs] Get it? ‘Cause you’re being quiet. And “cat got your tongue” means you’re being quiet. And you’re a cat, so if a cat got your tongue it means you got your own tongue which means—
Cat: [groans] I wish a cat would get your tongue. Quit talking the poor kit’s ears off and give her the tour!
French Bulldog: Right. Tour. 
[The kitten follows the bulldog around.]
French Bulldog: First things first: the eats!
[A group of pet food and water in bowls as well as bird feeders are seen.]
French Bulldog: And second things second: when you gotta go, you gotta go. [A line of cats are seen heading to a litter box.] And last but not least: the best kitty condo ever. Meow Manor.
[Song begins]
French Bulldog: 
Meow Manor, Meow Manor
Welcome to Meow Manor! 
Meow Manor, Meow Manor…
Cats: 
Meow, meow, meow!
French Bulldog: 
Are you feeling like your kitty fur is quite a mess? 
Well there is no need to fill up with cat distress! 
Right here at Meow Manor you can groom away
‘Cause everyday at Meow Manor’s a great hair day! 
Meow Manor, Meow Manor
Welcome to Meow Manor! 
Meow Manor, Meow Manor…
Cats: 
Meow, meow, meow!
French Bulldog: 
Now, say that you’re a kitty that would like to play
Not like those old kitty cats who do crochet! 
They have feathers on a stick; they have lots of string! 
And Meow Manor even has an awesome swing! 
[The bulldog climbs in the hammock and spins around] 
Meow Manor, Meow Manor
Welcome to Meow Manor! 
You can scratch your claws
Groom your paws! 
Chase some string
Try the swing! 
Have some fun in the sun! 
Yes, Meow Manor has it all
Hang out here and have a ball! 
Welcome to Meow Manor!
[song ends]
Blythe: Hey guys, I’m back! [the kitten jumps in her arms] So, what do you think of your new home?
Kitten: …This is the best place ever! I mean, the string and the posts and the hammock and the sun and the basking and the grooming and the… [meowing]
Cat: Now I wish a cat would get her tongue.
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