The Lost Continent Unabridged

The Lost Continent Unabridged
(Original idea goes to Pokeballmachine and Sunset)
Characters:
* Admiral
* Aphid
* Blue
* Bombardier
* Burnet
* Chafer
* Clearsight
* Clubtail
* Commander Belladonna
* Cricket
* Danaid
* Fritillary
* Hawker
* Heliconian
* Hemlock
* Io
* Jerboa ll
* Katydid
* Lady Scarab
* Luna
* Moonwatcher
* Pierid
* Qibli
* Queen Wasp
* Sandfly
* Silverspot
* Sundew
* Sunstreak
* Swordtail
* The Librarian
* Weevil
* Whitespeck
* Xenica
== Prologue ==
Clearsight: oh hi im back yea
Clearsight: you thought youd never see me again
Clearsight: you were wrong haha
Clearsight: btw there new continent gasp
Leafwings and Silkwings: exist
Clearsight: gasp
Leafwing and Silkwing: gasp
Clearsight: hi
Random Leafwing: speaks spanish
Clearsight: what
Sunstreak: Hi i can speak spanish and english
Clearsight: oh good
Sunstreak: where u from
Clearsight: pyrrhia also theres storm coming
Sunstreak: ok ill round up everyone else
Clearsight: ok
Clearsight: omg i might have his kids
Sunstreak: what
Clearsight: nothing where r we
Sunstreak: pantala
Clearsight: ok ENDS PROLOGUE
== Part 1 - In the Cocoon ==
=== Chapter 1 - A Normal Day in the Cicada Hive ===
(Also, thanks for all of the nice comments!)
Blue: hi im blue im the main character i always follow the rules
Luna: hi im luna im blues sister but not really i gettin wings today yay
Blue: I'm nervous Luna
Luna: u not getting wings i am
Blue: yea i know
Luna: lets go get candy
Blue: ok
Luna: btw im in love with Swordtail
Blue: i know
Silverspot: bye luna u gonna die
Luna: what
Silverspot: nvm
=== Chapter 2 - Welcome to the Racist Candy Store ===
Luna: lets go get candy now
Blue: ok
Hawker: whats your names
Luna: we come here every day how do u not know our names
Hawker: idk and idc
Luna: are u in love with me
Hawker: no tell me your names
Blue: im blue
Hawker: give me your bracelet
Blue: ok
Luna: im luna
Hawker: todays your metamorphosis day
Luna: i know lets go get candy now
Blue: ok
Luna: lets go to the sugar dream
Blue: we cant theyre racist
Luna: idc
Chafer: why u in my store
Luna: we want candy
Chafer: wait i have to serve lady scarab
Luna: ok
Chafer: why r u still here
Luna: we waiting for candy
Weevil: oo ima be racist
Blue: hi
Weevil: why u here
Luna: we want candy
Chafer: u annoying no candy for u
Luna: nu
Scarab: give them candy or i will fart
Chafer: ok
Blue: what just happened
Luna: idk 
Blue: why do u have fire in your wingbuds
Luna: plot convenience lets go now
=== Chapter 3 - Look At All the Guards ===
Luna: oo mosaics
Blue: why do you like that one
Luna: theres dead leafwings
Blue: oh
Luna: i wanna see the book of clearsight
Blue: why
Luna: idk
Blue: r we going to explain what it is
Luna: no lets go to the cocoon
Blue: ok
Luna: oo tapestries
Blue: why is there red teardrops in the tapestries
Luna: plot convenience 
Blue: why is there so many guards
Luna: idk
Blue: something is going on
Luna: what
Blue: idk
=== Chapter 4 - Luna's On Fire AHH ===
Luna: do u know why theres a million guards
Blue: no
Luna: ok
Swordtail: hi im here now
Blue: did grasshopper let you come
Swordtail: nu i snuck out
Blue: why did u do that
Swordtail: plot convenience whoa luna u glowing
Luna: yea
Burnet: hi
Io: hi u never gonna see us again cause we minor character squad
Blue: ok
Random Hivewing: lets go
Swordtail: i love you luna
Blue: Lunatail forever
Luna: stop shipping us
Blue: ok
Io: should we tell someone the secret
Swordtail: no
Blue: what secret
Burnet: theres no secret
Random Hivewing: alright lets get this party started
Silkwings: weeeeeeeeeee cocoon
Luna: my turn AHH IM ON FIRE
Blue: AH
Burnet: AH
Io: AH
Swordtail: AH
Silkwings: AH
Hivewings: AH
Io: lunas a flamesilk
Blue: what the heck is that
=== Chapter 5 - No One Tells Blue Anything ===
Blue: anyone gonna tell me what flamesilk is
Luna: help meh
Io: it wont hurt her
Blue: thats not telling me anything
Io: why didnt u tell me burnet
Burnet: plot convenience
Io: oh ok
Blue: what
Random Hivewing: people calm down
Random Silkwing: a person is on fire why should we not be freaking out
Random Hivewing: she is sick thats why shes on fire
Blue: what
Luna: guards are everywhere ah
Swordtail: ah luna
Blue: what
Io: run blue
Blue: what
Io: stop saying what
Blue: ok
Io: run so that they dont take u
Blue: why would they take me i didnt do anything
Io: luna has flamesilk which means that u have flamesilk
Blue: w h a t i s f l a m e s i l k
Burnet: we not telling u
Blue: oh what they gonna do to luna
Swordtail: make her vanish
Io: run
Blue: where
Io: idk anywhere 
Blue: i cant hide from the hivewings ill turn myself in they can fix me
Io: no they wont dont trust hivewings
Blue: where do i go
Io: idk lets hide first
*blue and io run away*
Random Hivewing: stop running
Blue: ok
Io: youre an idiot lets fly
Blue: AH
Io: we leaving bye bye
Blue: nu
Io: we fell
Blue: i climb
Io: bye blue find the chrysalis
Blue: what
Io: its a secret thing
Blue: ok
Io: pretend to be a servant
Blue: ok
Io: stop saying ok
Blue: alright
Hivewings: we have creepy mind control everybody lets find blue
Blue: AH
Io: AH
=== Chapter 6 - Blue and Io Speeda Down the Streeta ===
Silkwings: AH WHAT HAPPENED
Random Silkwing: they scary now
Hivewings: where is blue
Blue: crap now what
Io: run
*they run*
Hivewings: ATTACK
Blue: AH
Io: AH
Hivewings: give up
Blue: nu
Io: *fights*
Blue: ima go now ok io
Io: ok im not important
Blue: ima speeda down the streeta
*blue runs and tresspasses on school property*
Cricket: hi
Blue: hi r u with the chrysalis
Cricket: ???
Blue: i sleep now
Cricket: ok
Blue: i wake up now omg u a hivewing
=== Chapter 7 - Blue and Cricket Have a Nice Chat ===
Cricket: yea im a hivewing
Blue: how
Cricket: genetics also youre beautiful
Blue: wait what
Cricket: do your parents look like u
Blue: idk i never knew my father
Cricket: why is that normal for silkwings also im asking a lot of questions im sorry also whats your name im cricket
Blue: im blue
Cricket: i know your scales are blue im asking what your name is
Blue: my name is blue
Cricket: oh
Blue: why arent you mind controlled
Cricket: idk 
Blue: it must be really weird 
Cricket: my sister is fine with it 
Blue: whos your sister
Cricket: katydid
Blue: does she know that u cant be mind controlled
Cricket: yea also why is everyone trying to find u
Blue: plot convenience
Cricket: ok
Blue: can u tell me what flamesilk is
Cricket: no the readers dont deserve to know
=== Chapter 8 - Oof Blue's Burning Down Cicada Hive Oof ===
Cricket: blue we have to hide
Blue: why
Cricket: hivewings r coming
Blue: ok
Cricket: go in this trapdoor with me
Blue: is it safe
Cricket: idk
Hivewings: blue r u in here
Hivewings: blue isnt in here oh well
Blue: that was close
Cricket: oo look a sign
Blue: its a picture of cicada hive burning and im burning it
Cricket: oof
Blue: oof
Cricket: ok ima paint u
Blue: what
Cricket: oof
Blue: oof
=== Chapter 9 - Painting Blue Because of Plot Convenience ===
Cricket: ok lets go get swordtail
Blue: hes on misbehavers way
Cricket: ok lets go
Blue: wait i thought u were gonna paint me
Cricket: oh yeah
Blue: cricket youre growing a tree
Cricket: cool lets steal some plants
Blue: nu u breaking the rules
Cricket: idc lets paint u now
Blue: ok
Cricket: what color do u wanna be
Blue: idc
Cricket: ok ill make u have black scales
Blue: nu
Cricket: why not
Blue: silkwings cant have black scales
Cricket: why
Blue: idk tui never explains why
Cricket: so its plot convenience
Blue: basically yea
Cricket: ok im done
=== Chapter 10 - Trying to Flirt ===
Blue: yay why did u help me
Cricket: idk
Blue: is it because im handsome
Cricket: r u flirting with me
Blue: trying to
Cricket: ok lets go
Blue: were traveling
Cricket: were traveling
Blue and Cricket: yay yay yay were traveling
Blue: nothing else happens
Cricket: maybe we should flirt some more
Blue: why
Cricket: we need to make the blicket fans happy
Blue: oh ok i dont know how to flirt
Clicket: u just did it
Blue: oh
=== Chapter 11 - This is Safe ===
Random Hivewing: hey loser u have to go with the hunting parties
Blue: whos the loser
Random Hivewing: u
Blue: oh ok
Cricket: i think theyre looking for u
Blue: i have paint on me ill be fine
Cricket: yay
Blue: oo look misbehavers way
Cricket: lets go save swordtail
Swordtail: hi im stuck help me
Blue: ok
Cricket: lets use this it saves plants
Blue: does it save dragons
Cricket: no
Blue: ok lets do it
Cricket: three two one
Blue: did it work
Cricket: we'll find out in the next chapter
=== Chapter 12 - Swordtail Goes Crazy ===
Swordtail: hi
Blue: it worked
Cricket: yay im a scientist
Blue: why r his eyes green 
Cricket: idk
Swordtail: blue why r u all the wrong colors
Blue: paint
Swordtail: why did u paint yourself
Cricket: plot convenience lets go
Swordtail: wait i need to go crazy
Blue: what
Cricket: what
Blue: is this normal
Swordtail: destroy
Cricket: idk
Swordtail: i throw rocks at wall
Blue: what the heck
Swordtail: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Cricket: ah
Swordtail: im unstoppable
Blue: how do we stop him
Swordtail: TO THE MOONS HAHAHAHAHA get it cause luna means moon so im saying TO LUNA HAHAHAHAHA in code get it also im super strong
Blue: oh no
Cricket: oh no
== Part 2 - Out of the Hive ==
=== Chapter 13 - Swordtail is an Elephant ===
Blue: lets find somewhere to hide
Cricket: where
Swordtail: LETS BE ELEPHANTS
Blue: 0_0
Cricket: 0_0
Swordtail: YAY YAY YAY
Blue: when does the stuff wear off
Cricket: hopefully NOW
Swordtail: OK ILL MAKE A GIANT WEB AND U CAN HIDE UNDER IT THIS WILL TOTALLY WORK 
Cricket: Darn. He's not normal . =.=" 
Blue: why swordtail why
Cricket: i dont feel safe
Blue: ooo look wasp hive
Cricket: why is this part called out of the hive if we're going into the hive
Blue: idk
Swordtail: LETS GO
Blue: oo a hole
Swordtail: I LIKE HOLES LETS GO FIND LUNA
Cricket: into the hole
Swordtail: CAN WE BE ELEPHANTS NOW
Blue: maybe
Swordtail: YAY LOL
Blue: i see fire
Cricket: lets go
=== Chapter 14 - Reading Monkeys ===
Blue: omg a monkey
Cricket: its reading
Blue: how
Cricket: idk
Blue: it has a knife
Cricket: is it gonna stab us
Swordtail: STABBY STABBY
Scavenger: oof bye
Cricket: awww bye 
Blue: u forgot your book
Scavenger: idc
Cricket: wow wow wow
Blue: what
Swordtail: THE READING MONKEYS WILL KILL US ONE DAY
Cricket: what if our life was a book
Blue: what
Cricket: and monkeys read it
Blue: what
Cricket: yea theres probably monkeys reading books about us somewhere in the world
Swordtail: U CRAZY
Cricket: IM crazy? look at yourself swordtail
Blue: shut up everyone 
Swordtail: you mean "shut up BEFORE I KILLS EVERYONE
Blue: Omg swordtail
Cricket: monkeys are reading what were saying right now
Blue: what
=== Chapter 15 - Shipping the Main Characters ===
Swordtail: im normal again
Blue: yay
Cricket: ThAnK tHe LoRd
Swordtail: i hate hivewings they took my senpai
Cricket: :(
Blue: be nice
Swordtail: idc
Cricket: lets fly
Swordtail: ok come on blue i have to carry u
Blue: ok
Swordtail: OW
Blue: whats wrong
Swordtail: im sore
Cricket: oh no
Swordtail: give me the weird plant so i can be strong
Blue: NO
Cricket: NO
Swordtail: now what
Cricket: blue climb out
Blue: i dunno if i can
Cricket: hold on a sec *yeets in air*
Swordtail: whats ur plan
Cricket: blue hides alone until tomorrow
Blue: YaY
Cricket: ill hide with u
Blue: ok
Swordtail: blicket
Blue: shut up
=== Chapter 16 - LeafWings ===
Hivewing #1: ok wheres blue
Hivewing #2: idk, lets just go hes probably dead
Hivewing #1: ok lets just check if he's in this suspicous hole
Hivewing #2: BLUE U THERE
Blue: he'll never find me ;)
Swordtail: ok lets go
Cricket: hey blue
Blue: what
Swordtail: oOoOo
Blue: swordtail shut up
Cricket: i know lady scarab
Blue: i do too
Cricket: how
Blue: she farted so that me and luna could have candy
Cricket: oh
Swordtail: lets hide in the greenhouse
Cricket: ooo cool
Blue: hey who are those leafwings
Cricket: gasp
Swordtail: LEAFWINGS
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