Scotty Bard

Scotty Bard is a character role-played by skatebeard.
== Description ==
"Scotty, Scotty Bard, like the old-timey singers"
Scotty Bard, a 34 year old ex-sports broadcaster, moved to Los Santos in January of 2024 and is in search of something more. Born and raised out of the country, Scotty left Alaska after becoming "allergic to the cold". With a booming voice made for radio, he hopes his sound once again reaches the masses. Scotty's attracted to the idea of fame and wealth, although he has trouble landing jobs and money. Being extremely broke, he attempts to convince others of his assets tied up in overseas real estate, which is presumably a lie. 
Scotty is currently employed as a front-end eating technician (F.E.E.T.) at Snr. Buns. 
=== Appearance ===
Scotty self proclaims as at least 6'0" tall, however his actual height is closer to 5'4" according to a mugshot. In attempt to create an affluent appearance he is most commonly seen dressing above his net worth. Going out of his way to draw attention to his "Ferragamo's", Scotty takes pride in his fashion. 
=== Personality ===
Scotty's a people pleaser. Being overwhelmingly polite with a never ending supply of compliments and "dad jokes", Scotty wants to be the sunshine on gloomy days. He tends to subtlety mirror the personality's of the people he meets in attempt to come into their good graces, which sometimes gets him into odd situations. Scotty can frequently be found wandering the streets of Los Santos, commentating his own actions, reminiscing his days in broadcast. He is deeply and secretly in love with Lilith Fulker, despite her being illegally married to his acquaintance Vivek Ramasquamy.
=== Scotty Dark ===
Victim to a robbery and assault by Ginger Ale, which culminated in a loss of $1,500 and him being ocean dumped along with his car, a darkness was born within Scotty's soul. Along with his friend Rat King, he sought his submerged vehicle in the ocean, not once but twice, resulting in two further self-ocean dumps. With no memory of who wronged him or how, Scotty awoke in the hospital with a thirst for vengeance and no clue how to satisfy his need. In the hospital, Scotty committed a social faux pas when he referred to a woman doctor as a waittress. This drew the ire of Ethan Dark and a few of his friends who followed him out of the building. Once they reached his car, they knocked him out again, stole his car, destroyed it, and invaded his privacy by posting excerpts of his personal diary on Twatter. Despite these personal and material losses, Scotty's aspirations remained undeterred as he pursued a position as a doctor there at Pillbox Hill Medical Center. However, after a few short days of fruitless attempts to satisfy his anger, Scotty learned his doctor application had been rejected, pushing Scotty into his deepest level of fury: Scotty Triple Dark. His search for satisfaction continues.
== Quotes ==
* "Hey can I send you a picture?"
* "It's not a weird fetish, it's a regular fetish!"
* "Doctor, you don't have any medical cocaine by chance?"
* "I'm full of piss and vinegar and I'm all out of vinegar."
* "Does a duck with a boner drag weed? Yes I can..."
* "Same shit, different toilet."
== Gallery ==
File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 155104.png|Scotty smoking during his break at Snr. Buns
File:Scottyvalentine.png|Scotty's Valentine's day card
File:Scottys Bizzare Adventure - censored version.png|Artwork commissioned by Scotty (censored).
File:Scottyhr.png|Footage of Scotty harassing his coworker at Snr. Buns with a different type of FOOTage.
File:Scottyfreetime.png|Candid picture of Scotty enjoying his pastime 
File:Scottydoggo.png|Scotty and Ratking after killing a dog
File:Scottyfeet2.jpg|Artwork commissioned by Scotty of him licking feet
File:Scottys had enough.png|Picture of Scotty defending himself at Snr. Buns after suffering PTSD from multiple robberies
File:Scottyfeet1.jpg|Artwork of Scotty enjoying the thing he loves the most
File:ScottyLettuce.png|How Scotty prepares the lettuce at Snr. Buns
File:Bobbycarminedoc.png|Scotty poses outside the prison with Bobby and Carmine
Category:Male
Category:Characters