Event Horizon

"Event Horizon" is the thirteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.
== Episode Description ==
Folks! This week Joe and Pat take on sci-fi horror film "Event Horizon"! In Pat's Movie Corner: Tourist Trap, Creeped Out, Sleepaway Camp, The Witch in the Window, Rabid, and Hip-Hop Revolution.
== Before The Film ==
* Pat thinks he should take over the intro based on how sloppy Joe's is.
* Joe's never seen Newsradio. It's the kind of show Pat aspires to make.
* On With The Joe!: Led Zeppelin - D'Yer Mak'er
* Pat met up with a friend from 7th grade, who is a film editor obsessed with old school hip hop and horror movies, Joe would love him! He showed Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 to Pat, which traumatized him.
* An exotic dancer reveals the filthiest customer she ever had (Michael C. Hall).
* Joe loves Rock Around the Clock and owns a Bill Haley record.
== Pat's Movie Corner ==
* Pat's watching the Joe Bob Briggs Shudder Marathon
*Tourist Trap (Pat)
* Creeped Out (Joe)
**Pat sings "The House With The Clock In Its Walls" like Morrissey.
**Memories of The Peanut-Butter Solution.
*Sleepaway Camp (Pat)
**Pat saw it years ago in NJ with a woman he eventually made love to. Is that why he loved it?
*The Witch in the Window (Joe)
*Rabid (Pat)
**It moved slow so Pat skipped forward to Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, whose VHS cover brought delightful pleasures as a teenager.
*Hip-Hop Evolution (Joe)
== New Psycho ==
* Freddy Krueger in The Goldbergs.
* Preachy Twitter people. But the boys can't leave social media.
== Joe's Scary Stuff ==
* Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb for Xbox 360 or PS2.
== The Film ==
* Paramount execs told the director he had 4 weeks to edit because James Cameron didn't have Titanic ready yet and they needed a big summer release. They hated the finished edit and said to cut half hour of gore, then it bombed critically and commercially.
* Pat saw this along in a triple feature with Private Parts and The Return of the Jedi rerelease in 1997. He thought nothing of it then and upon rewatch, he could not have been more bored.
* Joe really liked the film, thought it was a different take on space and it was creepy and weird.
*Paramount destroyed the additional half hour of film from the original cut and the director lost his VHS copy of it.
*It is better than the shit horror being made at the same time.
*Shoutouts.