Russian Empire

Russian Empire was a former empire, the empire was created during the start of the 1700s when the Tsardom Of Russia finally defeated Sweden after a long and horrible battle, Sweden surrendered and let Russia use the Baltic Sea of course unwillingly, the Swedish head of goverment even said under his breath to Tsar Peter: "Jävla fittryss" which means "Fuckin' pussy russian", Russia was very strong after the war, Russia started it's long expansion when they sent explorers to conquer Chukotka, they also conquered Dadia from Inuits, but they also set up a little colony in Weikandus called "Russian Sagallo", later the Russian Empire sold the Dadia Okrug to the U.S, but then later Bri'ain sent a telegram to Russia that said: " 'ello there Russia 'ol chap, have ye noticed that tha' 'lil bastard Qing has been weakened? i gave it opium and got it high as feck! wanna 'elp me conquer it?", the Russians responeded with "DA COMRADE!", so the Russian Empire expanded through Qing, they first took Vladivostok's surrounding areas, and then they expanded into Manchuria, but the Japanese got pissed and suprize-attacked their colony at Port Arthur, this caused a Russo-Japanese war, this war was very big, the Russians were defeated and kicked out of Qing, during WW1 it was a major allied power, but very weak, Vladimir Lenin and his communists were destroying, The German Empire expanded right to their doorstep and made them surrender, after the war in 1918 the final nail in the coffin was put in, the Tsar was overthrown and he had to escape, Vladimir Lenin took over and made the USSR killing the Russian Empire, but it lives on through Holy Russia.