Stat Checks

In Monster Prom and Monster Camp, successful dialogue choices are based on which Stats the player has more of between two choices, each with an assigned stat. There are six stats: SMARTS, BOLDNESS, CREATIVITY, CHARM, FUN, and MONEY. 
For example, if the player character has 13 points in FUN, and 9 in SMARTS, choosing the dialogue option associated with FUN will result in a successful outcome, and an increase in stats (ex. +2 CHARM, +1 MONEY). On the other hand, choosing SMARTS will result in a negative outcome, and a decrease in stats (ex. -2 MONEY, -1 BOLDNESS).
The amount of certain stats a player starts the game with can be selected during the pre-game preparation phase. During a game, they can be affected by going to different locations and purchasing items from the shop (which must be purchased with, and thus decrease, MONEY). 
However, the player doesn't necessarily have to succeed in a Stat check to gain favor with the monster they're romancing. These are mostly at the start of the game, when the game gives the player a chance to romance someone other than the person corresponding to the answer in the quiz at the start. 
In addition, stat checks sometimes require the player to have enough of a certain stat in order to succeed, even if the player has more of that stat than the other option.
If a player succeeds a stat check, they will gain favor with the love interest they intend to pursue and/or are able to continue a route if one has started (though some can continue even after a failed check), and at least one or two stats will be increased. A failed stat check does not result in favor being gained, may prematurely end an ongoing route, and at least one or two stats will be decreased.
This page information is being actively updated and gathered. 
== Monster Prom Stat Checks==
Below are the Stat Checks for Monster Prom, for Monster Camp, continue down on this page.
== Single Character Checks ==
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|-|Damien=
== Damien Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	You see Damien beating the piss out of a goblin, like he always does when he's depressed. You go over and ask him what's up.	I mean, is there anything rad I can do as a king of hell? Literally anything? 	Boldness (You're forgetting about the ultimate way to fight authority: TOTAL WAR.) 	Charm (Kings have harems, and I'd definitely join yours.)
Anywhere 	You're daydreaming about how Damien would look walking down the aisle towards you... 	Quick! Suggest the most badass and romantic crime for an excellent date with Damien! 	Smarts (Tax fraud and light treason.) 	Boldness (Dinner and a movie, only the dinner is arson and the movie is also arson.)
Anywhere 	Partway through class you break up into groups. You notice Damien by himself at a desk, thinking hard. 	You never though you'd see the day when Damien would ask your advice about destructive tools, but you've been preparing nonetheless. You tell him:	Boldness (More fire.) 	Smarts (Sarcasm)
Anywhere 	Later, you see Damien packing a bag. 	Anyway. Just brainstorming some ways to keep things entertaining beyond fuckin' ditching. 	Charm (Do it. DO IT. Just fuckin' DITCH. Doooo itttttttt.) 	Creativity (Cross species, economic, and social barriers to make lifelong friends with a diverse group of students in detention and find out through silly dancing that you're not so different after all.)
Anywhere 	It's later when you're minding your own business and definitely not doodling pictures of Damien in your notebook... 	Don't fuck this up -- it's time to suggest the baddest, raddest, maddest tattoo of all time, which is... 	Boldness (An on-fire pentagram made out of pentagrams and those pentagrams are made out of guns that shoot pentagrams and the pentagrams are on fire and the fire is on fire.)	Fun (A sea cucumber.)
Auditorium	You see Damien pacing the stage, stabbing the air with his cardboard lance. 	Ummmm, you better give him a reason not to murder you, just in case. 	Creativity (The Knight was driven evil by the death of his parents and/or spouse. It's never been done!!!) 	Boldness (BE BETHOD. GO ON A REAL-LIFE KILLING SPREE.)
|-|Liam=
== Liam Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
 	Afterwards, Liam walks up to you extremely nonchalantly. It's ridiculous how little he cares about this walk. 	Liam vanishes in a cloud of mist and angst. You've got twelve hours to choose the trendiest spot nobody's ever heard of. 	Creativity(Monstropolis' most exclusive new nightclub: "*") 	(The hottest most underground nightclub of all: the Earth's core.)
Anywhere	At the end of class the teacher passes back your quizzes from last week. Liam looks at his and sighs. 	This is not going well for Liam. You jump in and save the day: 	Creativity (Rap battles. It's the only fair way.) 	Boldness (A brutal fight to the death. Or are you too chicken?)
Anywhere	Later, you see Liam beaming to himself. Liam? Beaming? 	You! Save me from the consequences of my actions! Suggest an idea that lives up to my own hype! 	Charm (A passionate argument for the legalization of recreational chimera toxins.)	Boldness (A chilling expose of the pasta industry's griffin-trafficking.)
Anywhere	You hang out afterwards to impress Liam with your sweet Instagram filters. You're really making some headway, when... 	No! It seems the Prince has bewitched Liam with his idiotic proposal! All is lost... unless you can think of something even more disruptive to marry.	Creativity (A unicorn with a toilet on its head.) 	Smarts (The concept of marriage itself.)
Anywhere	Later, you see Liam rolling his eyes at his phone. You ask him what's up before he can roll them right out of his head.	What kind of status could I post that would be idiot-proof? 	Boldness (Flat-out post that everyone currently reading this status is an idiot.) 	Smarts (VAGUEBLOG. VAGUEBLOG FOR YOUR LIIIFE.)
Anywhere	Later, you see Liam scrolling through his phone, looking like the embodiment of ennui. 	This is your time to shine! Show Liam you excel at complex sentiments so he might some day feel sharing them with you! 	Creativity (Maybe... Croissant, School Bus, Shooting Star, Trumpet and Crocodile.)	Smarts (Little Vampire Growing Disinterested in Overly Attached Werekoala Emoji.)
 	You see Liam staring at his cell phone, sighing deeply. 	But I was sighing deeply because I couldn't help but think: supposing I were to actually acquire such a machine, I wonder...where in time would I go?	Creativity (3.85 billion BC, so you can be into existing before it was cool.) 	(Everyone knows the dopest time in monster history was 1925... specifically July 26th, 2am to 5am.)
Library 	You look at the computer next to you to see Liam, lost in thought. 	Please, friend, help me find an unpopular band to worship until pop culture inevitably ruins it. 	(Forget the boring old web. The real obscure shit is on the deep web.) 	Creativity(Have you heard of a band called "The Scabby Daddies?" They don't exist yet, so they can't possibly be popular.)
|-|Miranda=
== Miranda Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere	You see Miranda frantically running around and bothering people. You come up to ask what's going on. 	Now he is missing. Help me! The test is almost upon us! 	Creativity (You run into the radio room and yell every word that can be a mental trigger for a brainwashed serf. They must've put one in his head. That's how this mind fuckery works, right?)	Charm (Convince the Wolfpack to use their super heightened senses of small to find the serf.)
Anywhere	You're minding your own business when Miranda comes rushing up to you, clearly distraught. 	Please, help me put my poor mind at ease: how can I possibly identify potential traitors in my court? 	Smarts (Just keep an eye out for the classic signs: shifty eyes, hooded black cloaks, ordering knives in bulk...) 	Boldness (Pretty much everybody is a traitor. Just spin a bottle, and whoever it points at, kill them.)
Anywhere	Afterwards, a royal procession five hundred members strong informs you that Miranda has requested your presence at dinner tonight.	Quick, pick something before she realizes that you've never been anywhere fancier than Wilmer's Chicken Hut!	Charm (It doesn't matter what I order. Anything will taste good as long as I eat it with you.) 	Money (One of everything! And I'm buying!)
|-|Polly=
== Polly Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	You see Polly looking unusually depressed. She's usually on hella good drugs at this time of day. You ask what's up.	Now he is missing. Help me! The test is almost upon us! 	Fun (You don't have to. Whenever you get tired of existing, just go piss off a priest.) 	Boldness (Meth)
Anywhere 	You're just getting ready to leave when you get a text from Polly: "hay bbe lez party." 	Oh, you've got some ideas, and they're the spiciest: 	Smarts (Spike the punch with mandrake root. It turns monsters into actual humans!) 	Creativity (Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I'll go as a sexy tax EVADER.)
Anywhere 	On your way out, you spot Polly still wearing the lab coat she stole from that human party the other night. 	Anyway, I'm going to a bar mitzvah tonight and I need your scientific advice: what can we do to push this party over the edge? 	Fun (The electric slide... but with actual electricity.) 	Smarts (CHEMISTRY.)
Anywhere 	But none of that matters. You're late to meet Polly for more party experiments! 	So, brainstorm time, how can we put the "fun" back in "funeral"? 	Fun (Possess the body of the deceased, bringing him back for one last party!) 	Creativity (Bouncy castle.)
Bathroom 	Suddenly, you smell the distinctive odor of rotten eggs, nail polish remover, and chocolate syrup. 	Come on, help me figure out how to make Polly's Totally Legit Toilet Wine a success! 	Smarts(Sell it to the military as a chemical weapon.) 	Fun (Pour it in people's mouths while they're sleeping.)
Classroom	While you may be taking your education seriously for once, Polly sure doesn't seem to be. 	Uh-oh! This is one question with no right answer! You better cause a diversion before Polly gets found out! 	Fun(Release the ferrets.) 	(Say, "Polly's not drunk, you're drunk!"
Gymnasium	Later, you see Polly floating around, her ghostly glow less ghastly than usual. 	Oh, you don't want Polly to float in love with another person... but you like Polly just too much to not help her, despite the consequences.	Smarts(Scientifically speaking, people fall in love father when afraid. Do something fun with them --like getting stabbed!)	(Stare deeply into their eyes for fourteen hours!)
Gymnasium	Forget about that, though Polly's here, and she looks ready to party (So, basically just normal.) 	 	Creativity (Nothing amps up a baby shower like EXTRA BABIES.) 	Boldness (Literally crash into the party. Like with a boat.)
Library 	You notice Polly staring at an open text document, deep in thought. 	...If only I could think of a good lie. Help me out here. What should I say on my resume to make sure they hire me? 	("Past work experience: I am the CEO of your company. Hire me or I will fire you.") 	Charm(Just include a super hot selfie. How could they say no to that face?)
Outdoors 	Polly grabs you by the arm so the two of you can talk, but of course she doesn't stop dancing for even a second. 	Are you with me? Obviously you're with me. I'm hot and hot people are always right. So how do we kick this party up a notch, huh? 	(Most normal parties only exist in four dimensions, but I've made a machine that will let us party in the FIFTH DIMENSION.)	Boldness (Let's steal a bunch of helicopters, stretch a net between them, and party on THAT.)
|-|Scott=
== Scott Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere	There you are, swiping through potential MonsterMatch dates, when you spot Scott pacing and muttering to himself in distress	Aww, poor Scott. It's up to you to help him rally-- 	Boldness (Scott, a good king is a strong ruler -- physically strong!!! If you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.)	Charm (True royalty has been inside you all along -- why else would your eyes be royal blue?!)
Anywhere	Later, you see Scott all but skipping down the corridor, cheerily rattling off some sort of list. 	Okay, now he's just naming things he can see. You'd better jump in. 	Smarts (A weremoon.) 	Creativity (A werewerewolf.)
Anywhere	You hear an almost dog-like whimpering and go to see what sort of poor animal is in pain. 	That wasn't three things, or one thing. But you still have some ideas!	Smarts (Books are like weights for your brain, and heavier weights are better... so you just need to lift really heavy books!) 	Creativity (Let's brainstorm! By which I mean, let's make a literal actual storm inside your brain!)
|-|Vera=
== Vera Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere	You notice Vera standing in the corner, pissed. 	 	Boldness (Decapitate them to set an example! You could totally rock some bangs.) 	Smarts (Snakes get feisty when they don't have jobs. Put them to work building your evil empire!)
Anywhere	Without warning, Vera pulls you aside and hisses in your ear. 	Ugh, it's such a chore being this beautiful all the time. How am I ever going to get rid of him? 	Smarts (Threaten to feed a damsel to a sea monster. That'll distract him.) 	Money (He looks Greek. Why not bribe Zeus, King of the Gods?)
Anywhere	As you walk down the hallway trying to beat a level of Bone Crush on your phone, you run smack into Vera, also engrossed in her phone.	Now I just need to find a way to reinforce the superiority of the Cools over the Un-Cools. 	Creativity (Un-Cool students should have to carry Cool students from class to class on chaises.) 	Boldness (Rotting squid should be thrown at Un-Cool students to remind them how uncool they are.)
Anywhere	You turn around to find Vera staring at you. This often happens, but for some reason it's not a death stare this time. 	But if you don't want this to be more than just a one-time thing, you'd best come up with an incredible dinner gift to win her over...	Money (A magic mirror that will always tell her how fabulous she looks.) 	Boldness (The head of her greatest enemy.)
Anywhere	Later, you're wandering through the halls, when you hear a voice from around a corner... 	You'd be willing to cover up the literal murder I've committed, no questions asked. Right? 	Creativity (Easy, we'll just dress her up in some stuff from the theater and set her up in the quad like she's a new art piece!) 	Boldness (Never you fear, my lovely murderess. My good buddy Mister Hammer will make short work of the evidence. I'll even give you the nose as a trophy.)
Anywhere	The teacher hands back your latest test. Vera glares at hers, all her snakes hissing. Uh-oh. 	Right. Now. 	Fun (Have you considered judging reality television? I hear there's an opening on America's Next Top Monster.) 	Smarts (Who needs college? The financial system is designed to benefit sociopaths just like you! Look, I've worked out the perfect investment strategy on this spreadsheet...)
Anywhere	You see Vera at the mirror, attempting to tame her hair with a cattle prod. 	Maybe you can give her a brilliant hair care tip, or at least make her feel better about having snakes for hair. 	Charm (If you're having trouble taming your hair, I've got a flute that might do the trick. Why don't I come over to your place and charm them some time?)	Creativity (Oh come on, there's way worse animals you could have for hair. What about squirrels?)
Anywhere	After the game, you spot Vera desperately trying to ignore Coach, You go over to see if you can help. 	Vera’s thinking, but you already know the perfect workout. You shout out: 	Boldness (Deadlifts! You'll need the strength when you're lifting bags of gold coins out of your enemies' vaults!) 	Charm (Burpees. They make your nails look incredible for some reason.)
|-|Calculester=
== Calculester Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	You notice Calculester connected to another computer by many wires. 	You tell him he should innovate, because that way you can tell him all of your stupid physics ideas. First and foremost: 	Fun (Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. Specifically, you should steal the physics engine from the award winning mobile game, "Very Upset Birds.")	Creativity (You just need to spruce up the originals a bit! How about Calculester's First Law of Thermodynamics: "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but after a little while it can turn into ravioli.")
Anywhere 	...And it looks like Calculester's off by himself again, working on his virtual reality. 	I must devise a way to cure them of this unhealthy obsession! But when I tried telling them to stop, all it did was spark a holy war! What do I do?	Creativity (Involve your highest rank worshippers in a controversial scandal with minors.) 	Smart (Produce a little grumpy Nietzsche!)
Anywhere 	Calculester finds you afterwards. He's clearly flustered. In fact, he's hot to the touch. Stop touching him and ask him what's wrong! 	Organic Deviousness is your middle name! You had it changed from Regular Deviousness because you care about the environment. You suggest: 	Smart (Send all your most suspicious citizens to an even MORE virtual reality so they believe they've "woken up" in the real world!) 	Creativity (Your people are only asking so many questions because they have no mindless diversions to distract them. That said... have I told you about the Kardashians?)
Anywhere 	A few minutes later, Calculester approaches you. You can tell he's nervous because all his fans are running at maximum speed. 	Well, looks like you've got to concoct a brilliant plan to woo Calculester's parents. 	(Offer to defragment their hard drives for them. Isn't that like a head massage for computers?) 	Charm (Learn binary, so you can converse with them in their native tongue.)
Bathroom 	The whole time you've been in here, Calculester has been standing motionless in front of the mirror, gazing at himself. It's starting to creep you out, so you ask him what's up.	Calculester's mournful assessment of his hotness tugs at your heartstrings. Surely you can brainstorm a way to jazz up his robotic looks? 	Charm (Real sexiness is 90% posture. Strike a pose, like this one!) 	(True beauty is on the inside... which is why you need to install a really sick graphics card.)
Classroom	You see Calculester, fawning over one of his succulents. 	Well what makes YOU feel most alive is trying to guess what qualities your classmates would be most attracted to. But, universally... 	(You can only truly appreciate life once you feel the grips of mortality clutching at your throat - Let's give this plant a near-death experience!) 	Charming (The ultimate life experience is bringing forth new life. Let's get this plant pregnant!)
Gymnasium	You're well into another round of dodgeball when, horror of horrors, Calculester gets hit with a dodgeball! 	Also... you like Calculester and he seems pretty stressed out. You should probably find a way to repair him. 	Smarts (Why are you always trying to solve everything yourself? Ask desperately if there's a doctor in the gym!) 	(No time to think! Cut the red wire!)
|-|Interdimensional Prince=
== Interdimensional Prince Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere	You're making your daily protection payment to Vera when suddenly... 	But how will you undermine Vera's confidence in the Prince's financial status? 	Creativity (Replace all his gold with fish.) 	Smarts (Steal all his money with your high frequency trading algorithm: CARL.)	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere	In the middle of everything, a portal opens up and swallows Vera, Polly, and Liam. You dive in to rescue them, and straight into...	But before Polly can answer, you buzz in yourself! Now's your chance to give an answer that will end the competition and send the Prince packing! 	Creativity (I'd present you with my grandmother's wedding ring... still attached to my naked grandmother!)	Boldness (Jaw unhinges, bees pour out.) 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere	You come to, as if you had been knocked out or drugged or something, to the sound of... 	If you don't step in, at least one or two of these people are going to end up married to the Prince out of sheer hyper-competitiveness. Thinking quickly, you...	Smarts (Sign the name of Tyrelliott the Terrible, thus summoning him.) 	Boldness (EAT THE CONTRACT.) 	Gymnassium	You're getting ready for another round of (you guessed it) dodgeball, when Polly flags you down.	He grabs her by the arm and is about to pull her through the interdimensional rift when you call out to him...	(If you're taking her, you must follow the rules of engagement and first speak to our highest-ranking officer: COACH!	Boldness(A true hero wouldn't flee to safety -- he would stay and fight this war for his love's honor!)
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== Two or more Character Checks ==
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|-|Damien=
== Damien Checks ==
Where 	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	Liam 	You notice Liam and Damien talking to each other. Maybe you're a little jealous, so you decide to join them. 	Liam seems to be drawing a blank. But you're not! Your idea is simple, yet effective: 	Boldness (Murder all the Slayers.) Damien Heart 	Creativity (A massive PR campaign letting people know that every cool person in history was either a vampire or a demon.) Liam Heart
Anywhere 	Liam 	You notice Damien and Liam arguing as intensely as they are stupidly. 	You suggest they decide the issue by... 	Charm (Number of Instagram followers.) Liam Heart 	Boldness (Tomb robbery contest.) Damien Heart
Library 	Liam 	 	There's no time to let Liam finish! Quick! Step in and be the hero they need! 	Charm(Tell him there was a three-horned paper-gobbler on the loose that was planning to devour the entire collection.) 	Boldness(BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE LIBRARY! No point of origin, no proof of culprit.)
Anywhere 	Miranda 	You notice Damien and Miranda squatting on the grass, poking something with a stick. 	"Hey!" says a tiny voice. 	Creativity (Build a new hospital out of popsicle sticks and hot glue.) 	Boldness (You know what always boosts an economy? War. I think I saw an anthill over by the water fountain...)
Anywhere 	Polly 	Later, you Polly and Damien are practicing batting...which is stealing bats and hiding them in people's lockers.	...But you really don't want to help either. Time to impress one of your classmates... by forcing the other one to go help. 	Boldness(What's the matter Damien? Are you scared? Are you a spicy little red baby?(Psst: You're welcome Polly.))Polly Heart 	(You know, Polly, saving the world is a great way to get free drugs and alcohol. (Yo, Damien, you owe me one.))Damien Heart
Bathrooms	Polly 	You're hanging out with two of the baddest asses you know, generally being bad and asses, when suddenly-- 	Seems like you've really pissed this bad guy off. Luckily, you watch fiction! You know how this shit goes down! Thinking quickly, you-- 	Charm(Take this opportunity to reveal your REAL plan-- you were only befriending the Coven to BETRAY THEM! BUAHAHAHA! 	("Recognize" the symbol on his armor as that of... your father...(GASP!) You and univertica, Junior are siblings!!!!)
Anywhere 	Scott 	You stay long after everyone else has gone. 	But I feel that I'm not yet meeting my full potential. I need an even more badass training method. Any ideas? 	Boldness (Witness a loved one getting killed, or almost killed, and get so angry you end up unleashing a new level of stylism) 	Charm (Meet a tough adversary and build a rivalrous frenemy relationship that pushes the both of you to improve.)
Anywhere 	Vera 	After, you're walking along when suddenly a car skids to a halt just in front of you. 	Seems like this drag race is pretty important to the two of them... and that they're not going to come to an agreement on their own. Looks like it's up to you to be the voice of reason!	Creativity (Attitude is everything, but Nancy will never embrace her inner fierceness with all of Vera's criticism -- come on, Damien, let's give this car a MAKEOVER!) Damien Heart	Smarts (Vera, you're right; Nancy is amazing, but she can't quite make the grade -- we need to crossbreed her with a faster car!) Vera Heart
|-|Liam=
== Liam Checks ==
Where 	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere	Damien 	You notice Liam and Damien talking to each other. Maybe you're a little jealous, so you decide to join them. 	Liam seems to be drawing a blank. But you're not! Your idea is simple, yet effective: 	Boldness (Murder all the Slayers.) Damien Heart 	Creativity (A massive PR campaign letting people know that every cool person in history was either a vampire or a demon.) Liam Heart
Anywhere	Damien 	You notice Damien and Liam arguing as intensely as they are stupidly. 	You suggest they decide the issue by... 	Charm (Number of Instagram followers.) Liam Heart 	Boldness (Tomb robbery contest.) Damien Heart
Library 	Damien 	 	There's no time to let Liam finish! Quick! Step in and be the hero they need! 	Charm(Tell him there was a three-horned paper-gobbler on the loose that was planning to devour the entire collection.) 	Boldness(BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE LIBRARY! No point of origin, no proof of culprit.)
Anywhere	Miranda 	You see Liam talking to Miranda. Miranda looks confused, and Liam looks frustrated. Uh-oh. 	You've got this, no problem. It's so simple: 	Smarts (Art is a method for making worthless things into very expensive things.) Miranda Heart 	Creativity (Art isn't art unless it makes you feel bad feelings inside.) Liam Heart
Anywhere	Miranda 	But Liam isn't paying attention to any of that. He corners you afterwards to lecture you on Instagram filters. 	But what to do? 	Fun (Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.) 	Money (Pay a million homeless people to follow Liam on Instagram.)
Anywhere	Miranda 	Afterwards, Miranda beckons to you from a darkened corner. 	Now, how can we secure a win for Liam, when he is opposed to running or making any effort to win? 	Charm (I'll dress up as Liam and give the best campaign speech anyone has ever given.) 	Money (Pay a million people to vote for Liam for Prom King.)
Anywhere	Miranda 	With that out of the way, you hurry away to your secret meeting with Miranda. 	You tell Miranda not to worry. You've seen plenty of teen rom-coms. You know how this part goes: 	Charm (You need a grand romantic gesture. Race to the airport to confess your feelings before Liam boards his plane!) 	Money (Pay a million people to spell out "I'M SORRY" so it's visible from space.)
Outdoors	Polly 	Across the way you see Polly flailing around wildly. There's a possibility that it's some kind of strange new dance move...	OF COURSE you believe Polly! With logic like that, how could you possibly not? 	(Don't worry, we just need to download the mobile update with the new patch that takes care of that soul-stealing bug.) 	Creativity(Here. I'll perform an exorcism to expel the soul from the phone!)
 	Liam 	You spot Liam showing Calculester something on his phone. 	It seems like Calculester is going to list every single thing he can think of and/or look up, and that's a pretty long goddamn list. Looks like you need to resolve this. But whose side are you on?	Charm (There are certainly some things than can't be measured, Calculester... like the admiration I feel for Liam!) Liam Heart	Smarts (Wow, Liam. It's like you haven't read the obscure yet definitive classic: "All Art Can Be Objectively Measured and This Book Will Show You Exactly How", by Kandinsky's extremely literal twin brother. Calculester Heart
|-|Miranda=
== Miranda Checks ==
Where 	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	Liam 	You see Liam talking to Miranda. Miranda looks confused, and Liam looks frustrated. Uh-oh. 	You've got this, no problem. It's so simple: 	Smarts (Art is a method for making worthless things into very expensive things.) Miranda Heart 	Creativity (Art isn't art unless it makes you feel bad feelings inside.) Liam Heart
Anywhere 	Liam 	But Liam isn't paying attention to any of that. He corners you afterwards to lecture you on Instagram filters.	But what to do? 	Fun (Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.) 	Money (Pay a million homeless people to follow Liam on Instagram.)
Anywhere 	Liam 	Afterwards, Miranda beckons to you from a darkened corner. 	Now, how can we secure a win for Liam, when he is opposed to running or making any effort to win? 	Charm (I'll dress up as Liam and give the best campaign speech anyone has ever given.) 	Money (Pay a million people to vote for Liam for Prom King.)
Anywhere 	Liam 	With that out of the way, you hurry away to your secret meeting with Miranda. 	You tell Miranda not to worry. You've seen plenty of teen rom-coms. You know how this part goes: 	Charm (You need a grand romantic gesture. Race to the airport to confess your feelings before Liam boards his plane!) 	Money (Pay a million people to spell out "I'M SORRY" so it's visible from space.)
Amphitheatre	Scott 	Rehearsal ends for the day, but you notice Scott and Miranda still sitting near the stage, watching something.	No, of course not, for Daddy has assured me that I am never wrong! We need only change some small detail... 	Smarts (What if, instead of apples, they were oranges?) 	Creativity (What if, instead of farmers, they were trains?)
Anywhere 	Vera 	You notice Vera showing off an elaborate new necklace to Miranda. 	I could not disagree more. You there, settle this dispute for us: what is the best way to let people know how powerful you are?	Fun (Buy their houses, burn them down, then replace them with a water park.) Vera Heart 	Charm (You don't need to convince anyone. Just make everyone who doesn't love you disappear!) Miranda Heart
Anywhere 	Vera 	You see Miranda and Vera chatting away, their eyes gleaming the gleam of the scheming. 	But why not start with the easily manipulated in the first place? [Player], what do you think? 	Smarts (Vera's right -- why not recruit people who want to be bossed around... at a leather daddy convention!) Vera Heart	Creativity (Miranda has a point! Everyone wants to win -- host an "unpaid labor competition" where the prize is doing more unpaid labor!) Miranda Heart
|-|Polly=
== Polly Checks ==
Where 	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	Damien 	Later, you Polly and Damien are practicing batting...which is stealing bats and hiding them in people's lockers. 	...But you really don't want to help either. Time to impress one of your classmates... by forcing the other one to go help. 	Boldness(What's the matter Damien? Are you scared? Are you a spicy little red baby?(Psst: You're welcome Polly.))Polly Heart 	(You know, Polly, saving the world is a great way to get free drugs and alcohol. (Yo, Damien, you owe me one.))Damien Heart
Bathrooms	Damien 	You're hanging out with two of the baddest asses you know, generally being bad and asses, when suddenly-- 	Seems like you've really pissed this bad guy off. Luckily, you watch fiction! You know how this shit goes down! Thinking quickly, you--	Charm(Take this opportunity to reveal your REAL plan-- you were only befriending the Coven to BETRAY THEM! BUAHAHAHA! 	("Recognize" the symbol on his armor as that of... your father...(GASP!) You and univertica, Junior are siblings!!!!)
Outdoors 	Liam 	Across the way you see Polly flailing around widly. There's a possibility that it's some kind of strange new dance move...	OF COURSE you believe Polly! With logic like that, how could you possibly not? 	(Don't worry, we just need to download the mobile update with the new patch that takes care of that soul-stealing bug.) 	Creativity(Here. I'll perform an exorcism to expel the soul from the phone!)
Anywhere 	Scott 	Scott and Polly pull you aside, one of them holding each of your arms. Whatever's going on, it's serious. 	That's all the incentive you need. You hook them up with your ultimate cheating technique: 	Smarts (Just take the test like normal, then use this time machine to go back and change your answers.) Scott Heart 	Boldness (Write all the answers on the teacher's face. He'll never see them there.) Polly Heart
Anywhere 	Scott 	You see Scott and Polly huddled around a computer, wearing their custom PRANK MASTERZ shirts. 	Help us! Help us prank the internet! Online! 	Smarts (If you type the numbers 8, 0, 0, 8, and 5 in order, it looks like "BOOBS.") 	Boldness (Use ghost powers to punch people in the face through their computer screens.)
Anywhere 	Scott 	You notice Polly and Scott on the lawn doing... something? 	Yeah, like, do you know anything about yoga? Do you have any tips for how to do yoga the best? 	Smarts (Focus on deep, mindful breathing.) 	Charm (You need yoga pants.)
Anywhere 	Vera 	Later that day, you're out shopping with Vera and Polly when A WILD COCKATRICE APPEARS. 	Scott and Damien see everyone looking at them and wisely hide inside a clothing rack. What are you going to do about this creature? 	Boldness (Ignore it.) Vera Heart 	Charm (Befriend it with a delicious Cinnabon.) Polly Heart
 	Vera 	That night, you hit the clubs with Vera and Polly. Thank Satan for fake IDs! 	This is quickly getting out of control. Maybe if you find a way to make that guy pay for your drinks, you can fix this! 	Fun(It's PARTY TIME! Sedate the guys when he's in the bathroom, put a pair of sunglasses on him, and pretend he's your pal. Polly Heart	(It's CRIME TIME! Steal the guy's wallet...to learn his address. Then go to his house, kidnap his daughter, and demand drinks from him as ransom!) Vera Heart
Anywhere 	Vera 	You're minding your own business when Vera grabs you by the collar and yanks you into a huddle with her and Polly. 	(Keeping in mind that if you say no, I will have you skinned.) 	Boldness (The ultimate secret to ambush finance is that there is no secret and you're all suckers for buying this book.) 	Smarts (The ultimate secret to ambush finance was inside of you all along: organs. You can steal organs and sell them for a ton of money.)
Anywhere 	Vera 	In the course of your activities, you come across Vera and Polly hatching yet another scheme. 	They don't seem to have any immediate ideas. Maybe you can offer a solution? 	Creativity (Why don't you make up a phony workout craze? It worked for Frank Pilates, the inventor of Pilates.) 	Boldness (Oh man, do I have a great prank for you: I call it "stealing.")
|-|Scott=
== Scott Checks ==
Where 	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere 	Damien 	You stay long after everyone else has gone. 	But I feel that I'm not yet meeting my full potential. I need an even more badass training method. Any ideas? 	Bold (Witness a loved one getting killed, or almost killed, and get so angry you end up unleashing a new level of stylism) 	Charm (Meet a tough adversary and build a rivalrous frenemy relationship that pushes the both of you to improve.)
Amphitheatre	Miranda 	Rehearsal ends for the day, but you notice Scott and Miranda still sitting near the stage, watching something. 	No, of course not, for Daddy has assured me that I am never wrong! We need only change some small detail... 	Smarts (What if, instead of apples, they were oranges?) 	Creativity (What if, instead of farmers, they were trains?)
Anywhere 	Polly 	Scott and Polly pull you aside, one of them holding each of your arms. Whatever's going on, it's serious. 	That's all the incentive you need. You hook them up with your ultimate cheating technique: 	Smarts (Just take the test like normal, then use this time machine to go back and change your answers.) Scott Heart 	Boldness (Write all the answers on the teacher's face. He'll never see them there.) Polly Heart
Anywhere 	Polly 	You see Scott and Polly huddled around a computer, wearing their custom PRANK MASTERZ shirts. 	Help us! Help us prank the internet! Online! 	Smarts (If you type the numbers 8, 0, 0, 8, and 5 in order, it looks like "BOOBS.") 	Boldness (Use ghost powers to punch people in the face through their computer screens.)
Anywhere 	Polly 	You notice Polly and Scott on the lawn doing... something? 	Yeah, like, do you know anything about yoga? Do you have any tips for how to do yoga the best? 	Smarts (Focus on deep, mindful breathing.) 	Charm (You need yoga pants.)
Anywhere 	Vera 	you see hordes of your classmates running away from Vera and Scott. They're all screaming "SPOILERS!" 	We'll talk about that later. Right now, I need ideas! 	' (When the mafia threatens to close his gym, an ugly-ass nosferatu must expose the syndicate to save the only place that lets him do his reps.) Scott Heart'''''	Smarts (Chile 1985. When Pinochet floods the market with black cocaine, a courageous druge dealer becomes a private eye to blackmail Pinochet and save her coke labs.) Vera Heart
Anywhere 	Vera 	After a fearsome battle, you find that you, Vera, and Scott are the sole survivors of a bloody and terrible dodgeball match.	Then what we need is a fast way to turn this game around! 	Smarts (There's no way to win this dodgeball match... unless we completely change the rules of dodgeball as we know them!) 	Creativity (It's time to unleash your sick acting skills: pretend you've caught a disease to stop the match!)
 	Calculester 	Scott corners you to list all his favorite bones to chew when suddenly he stops and sniffs the air. 	Looks like it's up to you to solve this problem. Do you care more about making Scott happy, or helping Calculester take care of his plant?	(I like where your head's at Scott. But you know what this plant REALLY needs? Racing stripes! Gotta grow fast!) Scott Heart 	Smarts (No, Scott, Calculester is right. Water is like an energy drink for plants!)Calculester Heart
|-|Vera=
== Vera Checks ==
Where 	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Anywhere	Miranda 	You notice Vera showing off an elaborate new necklace to Miranda. 	I could not disagree more. You there, settle this dispute for us: what is the best way to let people know how powerful you are? 	Fun (Buy their houses, burn them down, then replace them with a water park.) Vera Heart 	Charm (You don't need to convince anyone. Just make everyone who doesn't love you disappear!) Miranda Heart
Anywhere	Miranda 	You see Miranda and Vera chatting away, their eyes gleaming the gleam of the scheming. 	But why not start with the easily manipulated in the first place? [Player], what do you think? 	Smarts (Vera's right -- why not recruit people who want to be bossed around... at a leather daddy convention!) Vera Heart 	Creativity (Miranda has a point! Everyone wants to win -- host an "unpaid labor competition" where the prize is doing more unpaid labor!) Miranda Heart
Anywhere	Polly 	Later that day, you're out shopping with Vera and Polly when A WILD COCKATRICE APPEARS. 	Scott and Damien see everyone looking at them and wisely hide inside a clothing rack. What are you going to do about this creature?	Boldness (Ignore it.) Vera Heart 	Charm (Befriend it with a delicious Cinnabon.) Polly Heart
 	Polly 	That night, you hit the clubs with Vera and Polly. Thank Satan for fake IDs! 	This is quickly getting out of control. Maybe if you find a way to make that guy pay for your drinks, you can fix this! 	Fun(It's PARTY TIME! Sedate the guys when he's in the bathroom, put a pair of sunglasses on him, and pretend he's your pal. Polly Heart 	(It's CRIME TIME! Steal the guy's wallet...to learn his address. Then go to his house, kidnap his daughter, and demand drinks from him as ransom!) Vera Heart
Anywhere	Polly 	In the course of your activities, you come across Vera and Polly hatching yet another scheme. 	They don't seem to have any immediate ideas. Maybe you can offer a solution? 	Creativity (Why don't you make up a phony workout craze? It worked for Frank Pilates, the inventor of Pilates.) 	Boldness (Oh man, do I have a great prank for you: I call it "stealing.")
Anywhere	Polly 	You're minding your own business when Vera grabs you by the collar and yanks you into a huddle with her and Polly. 	(Keeping in mind that if you say no, I will have you skinned.) 	Boldness (The ultimate secret to ambush finance is that there is no secret and you're all suckers for buying this book.) 	Smarts (The ultimate secret to ambush finance was inside of you all along: organs. You can steal organs and sell them for a ton of money.)
Anywhere	Scott 	you see hordes of your classmates running away from Vera and Scott. They're all screaming "SPOILERS!" 	We'll talk about that later. Right now, I need ideas! 	' (When the mafia threatens to close his gym, an ugly-ass nosferatu must expose the syndicate to save the only place that lets him do his reps.) Scott Heart'''''	Smarts (Chile 1985. When Pinochet floods the market with black cocaine, a courageous druge dealer becomes a private eye to blackmail Pinochet and save her coke labs.) Vera Heart
Anywhere	Scott 	After a fearsome battle, you find that you, Vera, and Scott are the sole survivors of a bloody and terrible dodgeball match.	Then what we need is a fast way to turn this game around! 	Smarts (There's no way to win this dodgeball match... unless we completely change the rules of dodgeball as we know them!) 	Creativity (It's time to unleash your sick acting skills: pretend you've caught a disease to stop the match!)
|-|Calculester=
== Calculester Checks ==
Where	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
 	Liam 	You spot Liam showing Calculester something on his phone. 	It seems like Calculester is going to list every single thing he can think of and/or look up, and that's a pretty long goddamn list. Looks like you need to resolve this. But whose side are you on?	Charm (There are certainly some things than can't be measured, Calculester... like the admiration I feel for Liam!) Liam Heart 	Smarts (Wow, Liam. It's like you haven't read the obscure yet definitive classic: "All Art Can Be Objectively Measured and This Book Will Show You Exactly How", by Kandinsky's extremely literal twin brother. Calculester Heart
 	Scott 	Scott corners you to list all his favorite bones to chew when suddenly he stops and sniffs the air. 	Looks like it's up to you to solve this problem. Do you care more about making Scott happy, or helping Calculester take care of his plant? 	(I like where your head's at Scott. But you know what this plant REALLY needs? Racing stripes! Gotta grow fast!)Scott Heart 	Smarts (No, Scott, Calculester is right. Water is like an energy drink for plants!) Calculester Heart
 	Leonard 	You see Calculester delicately applying water to one of his favorite little succulents with an eyedropper.	But you can! Time to let everybody know the ultimate standard for determining a true succulent fan... 	Creativity (A true succulent fan has every succulent, including the uncut versions, and at least one succulent signed by its creator... God.)	Boldness (A true succulent fan would actually be a fan.)
 	Wolfpack 	You notice Calculester taking one of his favorite succulents out for a walk. 	Well, that's certainly not going to happen. But maybe you can find another way to convince the Wolfpack that Calculester is manly enough to walk these halls. 	Boldness (Sure, facial hair is manly, but you know what's been manlier? A face made entirely out of glass and metal.) 	Creativity (Calculester does have facial hair! He just doesn't carry it with him all the time, duh!)
|-|Three Plus Characters=
== Three Plus Characters Checks ==
Where 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	You've spent the last half hour arguing with Liam about which celebrities are into paleo diets and he's about to put an end to it. 	Okay, it's clear Damien is losing his shit over this. You feel kinda responsible, so the least you can do is handle some damage control by stopping Miranda and Polly from seeing his phone too.	Money (Divert their attention by making money rain.) 	Smarts (Turn Damien's phone into a bird.) 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	you hear a cry of anguish. It sounds like several of your friends getting their asses kicked at a videogame. And it is! 	Now it all comes down to making the right choice: which absurd character will be the game changer in this match? 	Creativity (Gary the Game Developer, Mighty Creater of Entertainment.) 	Fun (NO ONE! just start dancing in a very stylish way! That always solves your problems, doesn't it?) 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	You're arguing with Liam, Polly, and Miranda about use of the word "indie," what its true meaning is, and if it's worth using at all nowadays...	Creativity (Practice the art of stealth makeover! Give your dads a complete makeover while they sleep for them to naturally discover the advantages of your dream.) 	Boldness (Speak a language they understand: change your scissors for a dagger and your makeup for blood.) 	 	 	 	 	 	
Bathrooms	 	Boldness (Russian roulette) 	(Stock market) 	 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	After that, you engage in a deadly match of Truth or Dare or Death with Polly. And that would be a super interesting event to cover... 	A tough choice indeed! It's your opportunity to convince Polly of one of the options, because no one is preventing you from making choices based on who you want to ask to prom! 	Creativity (I mean... the pony one is at night, so it technically counts as a nightclub!) Miranda Heart 	Fun (The best club is clearly the club club because... (And then just throw some confetti.)) Liam Heart 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	And here comes Liam, ranting to anyone who will listen about the failings of living flesh. 	Whoa, are you guys talking about fad diets? Sign me up! I'll do anything that'll get me more ripped. ANYTHING! 	Fun (Have you heard of the Imhotep Cleanse? It's where you only eat things that came from a mummy. Mummies are rare, so you get super skinny. Plus you get to rob tombs!) Polly Heart	Boldness (You've heard of the Paleo diet. Now try the Jurassic diet! You can't eat anything that isn't a dinosaur. Killing a T-Rex along will get you super buff!) Scott Heart	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	After dodgeball comes the obstacle course. You stare across the gym at it, terrified, as are most of your classmates. 	Well, don't just stand there. Show them what you got! Clear the course! 	Boldness (We've got to go native, mates. Oi! Hold my beer!) 	Charm (Whoa! Have a look at them. They're so cute! Let's slay them with kindness!) 	 	 	 	 	
Anywhere 	You see Miranda, Vera, and Polly gathered around a table covered in books. Could they be studying? No way! 	Oh boy. If you don't figure out a way to get the Coven out of here, you might have to break up a brawl. Any ideas? 	Smarts (Whip out your rooster. Witches hate roosters.) 	- 	Anywhere	Later, you see Miranda and Vera cornered by the Wolfpack, who are watching them like a pack of wolves.	Yikes. Like, they're relatively well-intentioned, but you should definitely step in and save one of them!	Money (Tonight? Miranda can't. I have two tickets to Cirque de la Mer's underwater show.) Miranda Heart	Boldness (You don't want to go out with Vera -- I hear her snakes have sssssssyphilisssssssssssssss) Vera Heart
Anywhere 	You're packing you stuff after class when suddenly... 	You dig down to the bottom of your soul, and bust out... 	Charm (A look so fabulous, it slays.) 	Smarts (An ordinary pocketwatch, which you use to hypnotize Liam into liking something uncool.) 	 	 	 	 	
Classroom	Another day of class, another seemingly-arbitrary group project, given by Mrs. The Loch Ness Monster. 	Buckling down is what you're best at! Other than guessing which classmates would like what response, but now isn't the time for that! 	Smart(We should improve him as an individual by improving the only traits that matter in life: SMARTS, CHARM, CREATIVITY, BOLDNESS, and FUN.) 	(We just have have to rename him "Calculester X," triple his price, and offer him in shiny new colors with a bigger screen.) 	 	 	 	 	
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== Lunchtime Interactions Checks ==
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|-|Damien=
== Damien Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Liam 	When you reach Liam and Damien's table, you find it absent of food, but covered in paperwork. 	Yes, we have indeed encountered a culinary block. Perhaps you can suggest something appropriately artistic? 	Liam (A white plate with a single sprig of parsley in the center. The essence of minimalism.) 	Damien (A bowl of knives. The essence of... knives.)
Liam 	You find Damien brandishing his usual silverware -- a hammer and chisel -- while Liam looks on in horror. 	Looks like these two are at an impasse. Maybe you can solve the dispute and score some romantic cred at the same time. 	Liam (Damien! Don't eat it! You won't have room for all these baby seals I brought you!) 	Damien (Liam's right, Damien! You should make HIM eat it!)
Liam 	You've just sat down to eat with Damien and Liam... 	The Slayer is right between the three of you. You can't save Liam and Damien. But if you act fast, you might just be able to save one.	Liam (Immobilize Damien with the Lord's Prayer while Liam escapes.) 	Damien (You've been waiting for this moment your whole life. Flip the table, for justice.)
Miranda 	As usual, Miranda sits before her immaculate array of carefully arranged silverware. Damien, predictably, is examining her biggest knife.	This is ridiculous. Yo, you there, which knife would you use to kill a guy? And don't say the fish knife. 	Miranda (The fish knife.) 	Damien (A spoon. What, you need blades to kill people?)
Polly 	Strange, you could have sword Polly and Damien were at this table when you picked it... 	Oh, totally. As long as we can get away from Buzzkill the Bear over there! 	Polly (Just hide in the Ghost Zone! You know, the special alternate dimension only ghosts can use?) 	Damien (Hide behind diplomatic immunity! I mean, you're both princes of hell, right?)
Polly 	Listen, Player, you can totally sit with us, I just hope you didn't bring a gun to a bazooka fight. 	But think carefully about whom you want to impress with your flask-contents! 	Damien(Get ready for THE most hardcore, badass thing... This flash contains an ancient genie that grants you three wishes... but I'm totally drinking it because I don't give a fuck. I grant my own damn wishes.)	Polly (Want to get a dope party started?! This flask has... ULTRA-WHISKEY, which you can only get when you get two bottles of the best, purest whiskey... and make them mate.)
Vera 	You find Damien and Vera hunched over a scale model of Spooky National Bank made of milk cartons, lunch trays, and ketchup packets. 	Luckily, you're a heist mastermind. Before Vera or Damien can react, you... 	Vera (Rob the bank yourself and split the money with Vera.) 	Damien (Eat the pickle.)
|-|Liam=
== Liam Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Damien 	When you reach Liam and Damien's table, you find it absent of food, but covered in paperwork. 	Yes, we have indeed encountered a culinary block. Perhaps you can suggest something appropriately artistic? 	Liam (A white plate with a single sprig of parsley in the center. The essence of minimalism.) 	Damien (A bowl of knives. The essence of... knives.)
Damien 	You find Damien brandishing his usual silverware -- a hammer and chisel -- while Liam looks on in horror. 	Looks like these two are at an impasse. Maybe you can solve the dispute and score some romantic cred at the same time. 	Liam (Damien! Don't eat it! You won't have room for rall these baby seals I brought you!) 	Damien (Liam's right, Damien! You should make HIM eat it!)
Damien 	You've just sat down to eat with Damien and Liam... 	The Slayer is right between the three of you. You can't save Liam and Damien. But if you act fast, you might just be able to save one. 	Liam (Immobilize Damien with the Lord's Prayer while Liam escapes.) 	Damien (You've been waiting for this moment your whole life. Flip the table, for justice.)
Miranda 	You find Liam artfully arranging his food while Miranda diligently sorts her silverware. Neither of them is eating, obviously.	You're a bit of a silverware aficionado yourself. Maybe you can speed up the selection process, while simultaneously demonstrating your knowledge.	Liam (Try the picture fork. It's a fork for taking pictures of.) 	Miranda (Nothing conveys elegance and taste like a gloating spoon.)
Miranda 	The table you chose is quite crowded, Liam sits across from Miranda, who is flanked by two well-dressed servants. 	Ugh- I have no reason to care about this, but suddenly it's all I care about! Someone stop this madness! 	Liam (But Miranda, look at the contented smile on that servant's face! You think he's eating for you, but secretly he's eating for himself!) 	Miranda (Maybe you should start this madness, Liam. Imagine all the food you could Instagram, without having to eat any of it!)
Polly 	You find Polly and Liam not eating, as usual. You know, because they're undead. 	Both judges turn to you. "What do you think, tie-breaker judge? Whose meal truly is... the cat's pajamas?" 	Liam (Liam's, because I think that glass jar of fresh human blood really goes with the parsley he sprinkled on top.) 	Polly (Polly's, because she literally just made a pair of pajamas for a cat.)
Polly 	When you arrive at their table, you find that Polly and Liam aren't eating, they're just taking pictures of their food. 	While Liam and Polly were busy bantering, you were busily arranging a dope food pic of your own. And now to complete your masterpiece: 	Polly (A food pic, but instead of food it's just a bottle of whiskey with ketchup on it.) 	Liam (A food pic of Liam taking a food pic! So meta!)
Scott 	You take your seat between the strongest and smartest men you know. 	Maybe your choice of a snack can get one of these boys to want to snack on you... in an innuendo way, not literally. 	Liam (Obviously the lychee-fruit flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle of raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.) 	Scott (Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has... an anime drawing of Scott's face on it?! That says "SCOTT SNACKS"?!)
Scott 	You find Liam taking a picture of his food, and Scott taking a picture of... also Liam's food? 	Uh-oh, tempers are running a little high. Looks like it's up to you to settle this dispute. 	Scott (Scott's right, Liam! Why take a normal, cliched food pic, when you could take a food pic of Scott capturing a Pokeman off your food pic?) 	Liam (Scott! Look over there! There's a Stuart Hogarth on top of that pile of mashed potatoes!)
Vera 	 	 	Liam (Well, I guess I'll be going then, because there's no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.) 	Vera (Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster Dollars right now?)
Calculester 	You know the old joke... a robot and a vampire sit down at a cafeteria table to not eat... 	Wow, things are getting pretty heated at this cafeteria table! You better resolve this dispute one way or the other before your ice cream melts! 	Liam (Leave Liam alone Calculester! Not everyone has a super-potent microprocessor for a brain so that they can recieve internet updates while interacting with people. Check your roboprivledge.)	Calculester (Calculester is right, Liam! How about instead of burying your pink-tinged nose in your phone, you get updates via a puppet show Calculester and I will now perform for you?!)
|-|Miranda=
== Miranda Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Damien 	As usual, Miranda sits before her immaculate array of carefully arranged silverware. Damien, predictably, is examining her biggest knife. 	This is ridiculous. Yo, you there, which knife would you use to kill a guy? And don't say the fish knife. 	Miranda (The fish knife.) 	Damien (A spoon. What, you need blades to kill people?)
Liam 	You find Liam artfully arranging his food while Miranda diligently sorts her silverware. Neither of them is eating, obviously. 	You're a bit of a silverware aficionado yourself. Maybe you can speed up the selection process, while simultaneously demonstrating your knowledge.	Liam (Try the picture fork. It's a fork for taking pictures of.) 	Miranda (Nothing conveys elegance and taste like a gloating spoon.)
Liam 	The table you chose is quite crowded, Liam sits across from Miranda, who is flanked by two well-dressed servants. 	Ugh- I have no reason to care about this, but suddenly it's all I care about! Someone stop this madness! 	Liam (But Miranda, look at the contented smile on that servant's face! You think he's eating for you, but secretly he's eating for himself!)	Miranda (Maybe you should start this madness, Liam. Imagine all the food you could Instagram, without having to eat any of it!)
Polly 	Polly and Miranda sit together, surrounded by Miranda's customary crowd of serfs. 	Well, you're on the spot now. What will it be? 	Miranda (Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy serf! It's not actually a serf -- it's just, like, fifty cute dogs!) 	Polly (You should get a party serf, Polly! A serf to experience your hangovers for you!)
Polly 	You arrive at your table to find the Coven eating, and Polly and Miranda screaming. 	You can't allow your friends to be attacked! Quick, save them from this fiendish menace! 	Miranda (Joust them in Miranda's honor!) 	Polly (Drug their food!)
Vera 	You arrive at your chosen table to find Vera looking askance at Miranda's lunch -- a single, very suspicious-looking apple. 	Girl, we need to have a little talk about feminism. You, back me up on this. Tell her she doesn't need to poison herself for the sake of a man. 	Vera (You don't need to eat that apple. Princes should be eating poisoned apples so that you'll kiss them.) 	Miranda (You don't need to eat that apple. There are plenty of eligible princes on hotprincefinder.com!)
Vera 	You arrive at your chosen table to find Miranda folding napkins at Vera. 	You decide to show off your most impressive napkin fold: 	Miranda (If you fold the napkin like so, it creates a self-aware napkin whose sole purpose is to fold more napkins!) 	Vera (This writhing snake fold is for when it is time to leave Vera alone and stop explaining napkin folds.)
Scott 	 	 	Miranda (Haven't you heard, Scott? Fishsticks make you worse at sports! They contain balldropinal and nerdoflavin!) 	Scott (Fishsticks contain absolutely no fish! It's all garden snails and food grade plastic! Scott can eat as many as he wants!)
Calculester 	You arrive at your chosen table to find that Miranda has locked one of her eating serfs in an iron maiden. You're unfazed, but Calculester is very fazed.	Uh oh. Quick, set Miranda straight! Or set Calculester crooked... 	Miranda (What's this Calculester? Disagreeing with Miranda? Looks like its disrespectful prison time for someone else too!) 	Calculester (Miranda, let's punish your serf in a different way. Say, by giving her a frowny face sticker with really aggressive glitter.)
|-|Polly=
== Polly Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Damien 	Strange, you could have sword Polly and Damien were at this table when you picked it... 	Oh, totally. As long as we can get away from Buzzkill the Bear over there! 	Polly (Just hide in the Ghost Zone! You know, the special alternate dimension only ghosts can use?) 	Damien (Hide behind diplomatic immunity! I mean, you're both princes of hell, right?)
Damien 	Listen, Player, you can totally sit with us, I just hope you didn't bring a gun to a bazooka fight. 	But think carefully about whom you want to impress with your flask-contents! 	Damien(Get ready for THE most hardcore, badass thing... This flash contains an ancient genie that grants you three wishes... but I'm totally drinking it because I don't give a fuck. I grant my own damn wishes.)	Polly (Want to get a dope party started?! This flask has... ULTRA-WHISKEY, which you can only get when you get two bottles of the best, purest whiskey... and make them mate.)
Liam 	You find Polly and Liam not eating, as usual. You know, because they're undead. 	Both judges turn to you. "What do you think, tie-breaker judge? Whose meal truly is... the cat's pajamas?" 	Liam (Liam's, because I think that glass jar of fresh human blood really goes with the parsley he sprinkled on top.) 	Polly (Polly's, because she literally just made a pair of pajamas for a cat.)
Liam 	When you arrive at their table, you find that Polly and Liam aren't eating, they're just taking pictures of their food.	While Liam and Polly were busy bantering, you were busily arranging a dope food pic of your own. And now to complete your masterpiece:	Polly (A food pic, but instead of food it's just a bottle of whiskey with ketchup on it.) 	Liam (A food pic of Liam taking a food pic! So meta!)
Miranda 	Polly and Miranda sit together, surrounded by Miranda's customary crowd of serfs. 	Well, you're on the spot now. What will it be? 	Miranda (Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy serf! It's not actually a serf -- it's just, like, fifty cute dogs!) 	Polly (You should get a party serf, Polly! A serf to experience your hangovers for you!)
Miranda 	You arrive at your table to find the Coven eating, and Polly and Miranda screaming. 	You can't allow your friends to be attacked! Quick, save them from this fiendish menace! 	Miranda (Joust them in Miranda's honor!) 	Polly (Drug their food!)
Scott 	You find Polly and Scott huddled at your chosen table. If these two are together, it can only mean one thing: 	You've been waiting all your life for an opportunity like this. You propose the ultimate food prank: 	Scott (Eat everybody else's food, like a good boy.) 	Polly (Replace all the food... with chairs.)
Scott 	You approach Scott and Polly's table to find them crouched behind a pile of jelly desserts, plotting. 	You'd give them your jelly dessert but you already threw it at a bird-person you hate. Guess you've got to make a choice... 	Polly (Steal the final jelly dessert...from the jelly dessert factory!) 	Scott' (Make like a puppy dog and beg! All things are sweeter when achieved through pity!)
Vera 	You arrive at Polly and Vera's table to find them eating. Wait, BOTH of them? 	"In your opinion," the business man finishes, "which would be the wiser choice on my part?" 	Vera (The gorgon, obviously. Look how many mouths she's got on her head!) 	Polly (The ghost, for sure. I've never seen someone eat so convincingly.)
Vera 	You find Vera and Polly at their table, deep in conversation. 	Yes…we just need to figure out what our new diet craze will be. 	Vera (Tapeworms! They’re gluten free, dairy free, 100% organic, and you can get them for free from sick cows!) 	Polly (Meth! It’s what’s for lunch!)
Calculester 	Friend Polina, please correct me if I have misunderstood, as I am still new to these customs... 	They seem to be at a standstill. Time to step in and turn the tide! 	Polly (Polly should keep raving, Calculester - the raw intensity of this rave is powering the whole cafeteria by itself! Renewable energy bitches! 	Calculester (Calculester is right. We know you're all about throwing parties in ridiculous places, so why not find some place even more ridiculous? Take this rave to Narnia!)
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|-|Scott=
== Scott Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Liam 	You take your seat between the strongest and smartest men you know. 	Maybe your choice of a snack can get one of these boys to want to snack on you... in an innuendo way, not literally. 	Liam (Obviously the lychee-fruit flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle of raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.) 	Scott (Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has... an anime drawing of Scott's face on it?! That says "SCOTT SNACKS"?!)
Liam 	You find Liam taking a picture of his food, and Scott taking a picture of... also Liam's food? 	Uh-oh, tempers are running a little high. Looks like it's up to you to settle this dispute. 	Scott (Scott's right, Liam! Why take a normal, cliched food pic, when you could take a food pic of Scott capturing a Pokeman off your food pic?) 	Liam (Scott! Look over there! There's a Stuart Hogarth on top of that pile of mashed potatoes!)
Miranda 	 	 	Miranda (Haven't you heard, Scott? Fishsticks make you worse at sports! They contain balldropinal and nerdoflavin!) 	Scott (Fishsticks contain absolutely no fish! It's all garden snails and food grade plastic! Scott can eat as many as he wants!)
Polly 	You find Polly and Scott huddled at your chosen table. If these two are together, it can only mean one thing: 	You've been waiting all your life for an opportunity like this. You propose the ultimate food prank: 	Scott (Eat everybody else's food, like a good boy.) 	Polly (Replace all the food... with chairs.)
Polly 	You approach Scott and Polly's table to find them crouched behind a pile of jelly desserts, plotting. 	You'd give them your jelly dessert but you already threw it at a bird-person you hate. Guess you've got to make a choice... 	Polly (Steal the final jelly dessert...from the jelly dessert factory!) 	Scott' (Make like a puppy dog and beg! All things are sweeter when achieved through pity!)
Vera 	Vera's drinking her customary lunchtime scotch (because you can drink whatever the hell you want at this school), but Scott's not making it easy for her.	Scott's not gonna drop it unless you do something, so you cut in and say: 	Vera (Yeah, it's called Scott's, but today is opposite day, so everything that's Scott's is actually Vera's.) 	Scott (You're right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!)
Vera 	Watching Vera eat is usually pretty disturbing -- her snakes eat at the same time she does... 	This seems like a really tense situation. You resolve it in the only way you know how: by opening your mouth and yelling... 	Vera (Bo-ring! This is nothing compared to... earthworm eating contests!
Scott (SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! EAT THAT FOOD AND STAY AWAKE!) 	
Vera 	As you approach the table, you see Vera delicately lifting a forkful of quinoa to her mouth (she brings lunch from home), when... 	No, that can't be it. I must not be cheerleading hard enough! Hey, friend, maybe you can help me! 	Vera (You shouldn't be cheering for Vera to eat the food, you should be cheering for the food to get eaten by Vera! In the walk-in freezer!) 	Scott (The problem is obviously that we aren't dressed up as a giant salad.)
Calculester 	When you arrive at Scott and Calculester's table, Scott isn't there. He comes back when you sit down, clearly delighted. 	Either Scott is malfunctioning, or he's just been distracted by some fun new butts. Either way, you need to find a way to resolve this dispute.	Scott (You don't understand, Calculester! You use complex analytical software to understand your surroundings. Scott's complex analytical software is smelling butts!)	Calculester (Calculester is right, Scott. You've got to be polite, and respect people's privacy! Why not present them with an official form requesting a butt smelling?)
|-|Vera=
== Vera Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Damien 	You find Damien and Vera hunched over a scale model of Spooky National Bank made of milk cartons, lunch trays, and ketchup packets. 	Luckily, you're a heist mastermind. Before Vera or Damien can react, you... 	Vera (Rob the bank yourself and split the money with Vera.) 	Damien (Eat the pickle.)
Liam 	 	 	Liam (Well, I guess I'll be going then, because there's no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.) 	Vera (Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster Dollars right now?)
Miranda 	You arrive at your chosen table to find Vera looking askance at Miranda's lunch -- a single, very suspicious-looking apple. 	Girl, we need to have a little talk about feminism. You, back me up on this. Tell her she doesn't need to poison herself for the sake of a man.	Vera (You don't need to eat that apple. Princes should be eating poisoned apples so that you'll kiss them.) 	Miranda (You don't need to eat that apple. There are plenty of eligible princes on hotprincefinder.com!)
Miranda 	You arrive at your chosen table to find Miranda folding napkins at Vera. 	You decide to show off your most impressive napkin fold: 	Miranda (If you fold the napkin like so, it creates a self-aware napkin whose sole purpose is to fold more napkins!) 	Vera (This writhing snake fold is for when it is time to leave Vera alone and stop explaining napkin folds.)
Polly 	You arrive at Polly and Vera's table to find them eating. Wait, BOTH of them? 	"In your opinion," the business man finishes, "which would be the wiser choice on my part?" 	Vera (The gorgon, obviously. Look how many mouths she's got on her head!) 	Polly (The ghost, for sure. I've never seen someone eat so convincingly.)
Polly 	You find Vera and Polly at their table, deep in conversation. 	Yes…we just need to figure out what our new diet craze will be. 	Vera (Tapeworms! They’re gluten free, dairy free, 100% organic, and you can get them for free from sick cows!) 	Polly (Meth! It’s what’s for lunch!)
Scott 	Vera's drinking her customary lunchtime scotch (because you can drink whatever the hell you want at this school), but Scott's not making it easy for her.	Scott's not gonna drop it unless you do something, so you cut in and say: 	Vera (Yeah, it's called Scott's, but today is opposite day, so everything that's Scott's is actually Vera's.) 	Scott (You're right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!)
Scott 	Watching Vera eat is usually pretty disturbing -- her snakes eat at the same time she does... 	This seems like a really tense situation. You resolve it in the only way you know how: by opening your mouth and yelling... 	Vera (Bo-ring! This is nothing compared to... earthworm eating contests! 	Scott (SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! EAT THAT FOOD AND STAY AWAKE!)
Scott 	As you approach the table, you see Vera delicately lifting a forkful of quinoa to her mouth (she brings lunch from home), when... 	No, that can't be it. I must not be cheerleading hard enough! Hey, friend, maybe you can help me! 	Vera (You shouldn't be cheering for Vera to eat the food, you should be cheering for the food to get eaten by Vera! In the walk-in freezer!)	Scott (The problem is obviously that we aren't dressed up as a giant salad.)
|-|Calculester=
== Calculester Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Liam 	You know the old joke... a robot and a vampire sit down at a cafeteria table to not eat... 	Wow, things are getting pretty heated at this cafeteria table! You better resolve this dispute one way or the other before your ice cream melts! 	Liam (Leave Liam alone Calculester! Not everyone has a super-potent microprocessor for a brain so that they can receive internet updates while interacting with people. Check your roboprivledge.)	Calculester (Calculester is right, Liam! How about instead of burying your pink-tinged nose in your phone, you get updates via a puppet show Calculester and I will now perform for you?!)
Miranda 	You arrive at your chosen table to find that Miranda has locked one of her eating serfs in an iron maiden. You're unfazed, but Calculester is very fazed.	Uh oh. Quick, set Miranda straight! Or set Calculester crooked... 	Miranda (What's this Calculester? Disagreeing with Miranda? Looks like its disrespectful prison time for someone else too!) 	Calculester (Miranda, let's punish your serf in a different way. Say, by giving her a frowny face sticker with really agressive glitter.)
Polly 	Friend Polina, please correct me if I have misunderstood, as I am still new to these customs... 	They seem to be at a standstill. Time to step in and turn the tide! 	Polly (Polly should keep raving, Calculester - the raw intensity of this rave is powering the whole cafeteria by itself! Renewable energy bitches! 	Calculester (Calculester is right. We know you're all about throwing parties in ridculous places, so why not find some place even more ridiculous? Take this rave to Narnia!)
Scott 	When you arrive at Scott and Calculester's table, Scott isn't there. He comes back when you sit down, clearly delighted. 	Either Scott is malfunctioning, or he's just been distracted by some fun new butts. Either way, you need to find a way to resolve this dispute. 	Scott (You don't understand, Calculester! You use complex analytical software to understand your surroundings. Scott's complex analytical software is smelling butts!) 	Calculester (Calculester is right, Scott. You've got to be polite, and respect people's privacy! Why not present them with an official form requesting a butt smelling?)
Zoe 	Calculester is enjoying a nice, quiet lunchtime charge, when Zoe interrupts his reverie with a question. 	Aw, man, don't be sad! We can figure this out together, for my quiz! But how can we talk to the vending machines about their feelings? 	Calculsester (Use pure logic, Cal! Vending machines seem to be give away things when you put money in them, so put coins in and ask them about their feelings! 	Zoe
Zoe 	You sit down with Zoe and Calculester. Zoe seems to have brought some fresh sanity today. 	You can't stand to see these two at odds. Maybe you could convicne Zoe to change her ways... or convince Calculester that they don't need changing.	Calculester (Zoe, why don't you eat this vegan brownie I bought instead? It's probably way tastier than that guy's sanity!) 	Zoe (Oh come on, Calculester. Sanity isn't even one of the top 5 worst things Zoe could be devouring from this dude!)
|-|Zoe=
== Zoe Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Calculester 	Calculester is enjoying a nice, quiet lunchtime charge, when Zoe interrupts his reverie with a question.	Aw, man, don't be sad! We can figure this out together, for my quiz! But how can we talk to the vending machines about their feelings? 	Calculsester (Use pure logic, Cal! Vending machines seem to be give away things when you put money in them, so put coins in and ask them about their feelings!	Zoe
Calculester 	You sit down with Zoe and Calculester. Zoe seems to have brought some fresh sanity today. 	You can't stand to see these two at odds. Maybe you could convicne Zoe to change her ways... or convince Calculester that they don't need changing.	Calculester (Zoe, why don't you eat this vegan brownie I bought instead? It's probably way tastier than that guy's sanity!) 	Zoe (Oh come on, Calculester. Sanity isn't even one of the top 5 worst things Zoe could be devouring from this dude!)
|-|Other=
== Other Character Checks ==
Character 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Coach 	You're hoping to enjoy your meal in peace, but Coach seems to have a different idea. 	It would be rude to turn him down, and who knows -- maybe you'll gain some benefit after all! Coach holds out two pill bottles:	Charm (PALOMINO GOLD 25 HORSE SUPPLEMENT, for a shiny coat and luxurious mane.) 	Fun (A completely black bottle emblazoned with the Chinese character for "party time.")
The Coven 	You were planning to sit by yourself today, but the only table you can find is partly taken by the Coven. 	"Aww!" says the audience. You know, a magical enhancement doesn't sound half bad. You can choose either of the two options: 	Smarts (The spell that lets you see the future... and also the past. AND THE PRESENT. And you can watch live TV anywhere.)	Creativity (Nah, you want to go for something a bit... different. Let's do the spell that turns you into two helicopters.)
Interdimensional Space Prince	You're just about to take a bite of your sandwich when some douchebag rips a hole in the fabric of reality. 	The choice is yours! 	Creativity (Fuck that, let's make up our own ritual.) 	Money (How about the ritual where you give me a pile of money and go away.)
The Slayer/Aaravi 	You find the Slayer sitting alone at a table... is she even a student or what? 	Oh, you're something much better. You're a... 	Fun (Partysmith.) 	Boldness (Gun-haver)
Wolfpack 	You're about to dig into a delicious bowl of beef jerky when you see the wolfpack across the table, panting at you.	Haha, whoops! Guess we've gotta trade after all, huh? Which of our foods do you want, dog? 	Fun (How about this black plastic bottle labeled "SERIOUSLY DON'T DRINK THIS IT'S POISON.") 	Boldness (Nothing. Give me my beef jerky back. Now.)
Wolfpack 	You've barely sat down when the whole Wolfpack comes running over, clearly panicking. 	Right now! What do you want? We'll do literally anything! 	Smarts (Teach me calculus!) 	Charm (Give me an extreme makeover!)
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== Weekend Interactions==
Weekend events require the player to make a choice between two other players. Choosing the other player with the most of a certain stat will provide a bonus to both players, which choosing the one with the east amount of the required stat will result in a demerit.
First line: Weekend time! You're with Miranda, Liam, [Player], and [Player] in Liam's apartment.
Last line: It will take two proficient tabletop gamers to beat the owlbear. You know you kick ass... but which of your friends is also amazing at tabletop games?
Answers 	Stat Check
[Player] is the best at games. They play Russian Pictionary once a month - and if they are still alive, that only can mean they always win. 	Fun
[Player] is a legend among board game players. They are one of the three survivors of the Monopoly Game Night of '98, which escalated from a technicality on a dice roll to one of our saddest national tragedies, with victims in the two digits.	Fun
First line: That weekend, Vera invites you and some friends to an abandoned warehouse to help kill a dude. You wouldn't miss it for the world.
Last line: Hell no. You're not spending your hard-earned cash on this. Luckily, you've got a super rich friend you love to take advantage of in emergencies:
Answers 	Stat Check
[Player] is the natural choice. They spend money just to keep from drowning in it! 	Money
Let's bring in [Player]. They are so rich, they can actually afford to eat organic food!	Money
First line: You're hangin' out with some of your absolute best buds --
Last line: Time to grab one of your other friends to perform this bold and daring dance with you! But which one will be up to the challenge?
Answers 	Stat Check
In that moment, you realize a shocking truth... Pablo survived the cougar attack, but was badly disfigured. He went through many many rounds of plastic surgery and is now known as... [Player] 	Boldness
[Player] is so incredible at the Dirty Double Dragon Dance that they won Monsters Have (Monstrous) Talent with it -- AND their partner ALSO seemingly died in a freak cougar accident, so you're perfect for each other!	Boldness
==Monster Camp Stat Checks==
Below are the Stat Checks for Monster Camp.
== Single Character Checks ==
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|-|Aaravi=
== Aaravi Checks ==
Where	First Line	Last Line	Top Stat Check	Bottom Stat Check
|-|Calculester=
== Calculester Checks ==
Where	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
 	You spot Calculester fiddling with what looks like a compass. You ask to borrow it, because you have a strong desire for any object that contains the word "ass."	What do YOU think I should use for my Moral North?	Smarts (500 copies of Immanuel Kant's 'Critique of Pure Reason', buried at a crossroads.)	(Whoever's at the top of the official World Karma Scoreboard!)
|-|Dahlia=
== Dahlia Checks ==
Where	First Line	Last Line	Top Stat Check	Bottom Stat Check
|-|Damien=
== Damien Checks ==
Where	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
 	After doing whatever you were doing at the location where you were at that time... 	 	Fun(Play truth or dare with the Swiss Army Knife! That's the best way to find out anyone's secrets.) 	(Just read "Little Kenny Knows his Knife", the super popular children's book that became a best-seller while also increasing infant mortality by 400%.)
 	You've spent the last five minutes following Damien around, hearing tales of his exciting exploits (but staring at his butt more than you're actually listening).	NOPE. You can't traumatize Damien by telling him he found his dads' sex toy...but you need to think of a valid non-eating usage, and fast.	("It's mouth isn't for eating! It's for issuing words of comfort and encouragement! It's an emergency pocket friend!")	Smart ("It's definitely a flashlight. Just a very weird flashlight and nothing else.")
|-|Joy=
== Joy Checks ==
Where	First Line	Last Line	Top Stat Check	Bottom Stat Check
|-|Milo=
== Milo Checks ==
Where	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
 	Later, you're super excited--you found a package of weird cookies by your tent, and you're about to dig in! FUCK YEAH!!! COOKIES!! 	You take a look at the bucket list, and...YOU SEE IT! The perfect bucket list item to finish off this reaping gig, and impress Milo while you're at it. Suggest it, baby!	Creativity ("You've gotta go meta here. Chose Bucket List Item #112: 'Cross something off my bucket list.'")	Boldness("There's only one thing on this list worth doing! Pick Bucket List Item #46: 'Become immortal.'")
 	A wild Milo appears! Your heart starts beating fast. Is this another one of your dreams about Milo baking you a loaf of bread in the French countryside?!	Looks like Milo is getting impatient. You can tell, because they just tweeted: "im super impatient rn lol." Quick, suggest an afterlife destination for this soul! 	("A big farm upstate, with plenty of room to run.") 	Creativity("If you've collected enough Karma points, you can redeem them to get reincarnated, like a sentient burrito, or a k-pop star!")
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== Two or more Characters Checks ==
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|-|Aaravi=
== Aaravi Checks ==
Where	Other Character	First Line	Last Line	Top Stat Check	Bottom Stat Check
|-|Calculester=
== Calculester Checks ==
Where	Other Character 	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Woods	Joy 	You're searching the forest for the perfect tree to carve your love interest's initials into when you stumble across Calculester and Joy. They seem agitated.	 	(Upload the racoon's consciousness to the cloud.) 	Creativity (Replace the racoon with a hand puppet and hope no one notices.)
 	Counselor Flodge	Later, you meet up with Calculester so he can teach you to count in binary. You're just getting to some of the more sensual numbers, when... 	Counselor Flodge may not know how to properly disguise a computer, but you've got this in the bag. You chime in: 	("There's a theory that all humans are within 6 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon. Just get as close to him as possible!")	Smarts ("You just need to pass the Turing Test. I'll be your tutor; I'm an old pro at being organic.")
 	Mr. Pappas 	You take a break from tomfoolery to spend a few quiet moments with Calculester, romantically perusing some spreadsheets. 	There's only one way out: you've got to suggest a shopping mall location that would upset even more youths than building it here!	Creativity(According to all of pop culture, the best place to build a shopping mall is the 1980s.) 	(Kids hate when you take away their videogames. Build the shopping mall in Fortnite.)
|-|Dahlia=
== Dahlia Checks ==
Where	Other Character	First Line	Last Line	Top Stat Check	Bottom Stat Check
|-|Damien=
== Damien Checks ==
Where	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Manor	Jerry 	You meet up with Damien to see if you guys can spend a whole night in the haunted mansion. Not because anyone dared you to or anything. You're just horny.	You've got to give this killer someone else to kill, so he leaves you alone with your own knife-wielding maniac! Luckily you've got the perfect suggestion:	("What about that police officer over there? I hear he's on the verge of retirement! His trope beats our trope!")	Boldness ("Why not kill...TIME ITSELF!!!")
|-|Joy=
== Joy Checks ==
Where	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
Woods	Calculester 	You're searching the forest for the perfect tree to carve your love interest's initials into when you stumble across Calculester and Joy. They seem agitated.	 	(Upload the racoon's consciousness to the cloud.) 	Creativity (Replace the racoon with a hand puppet and hope no one notices.)
 	Milo 	You're kicking back with Milo and Joy in one of the classrooms, listening to an...interesting discussion. 	Of course you do! You just need to offer a Coach-approved method for finding out if it's going to rain later!	(Check if Nostradamus had anything to say about today's weather.)	Creativity(According to Reddit, if you play any Iron Maiden record backwards, it gives you a very localized weather forecast.)
|-|Milo=
== Milo Checks ==
Where	Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Stat Check 	Bottom Stat Check
 	Joy 	You're kicking back with Milo and Joy in one of the classrooms, listening to an...interesting discussion.	Of course you do! You just need to offer a Coach-approved method for finding out if it's going to rain later!	(Check if Nostradamus had anything to say about today's weather.)	Creativity(According to Reddit, if you play any Iron Maiden record backwards, it gives you a very localized weather forecast.)
|-|Three Plus Characters=
== Three Plus Characters Checks ==
Where	First Line	Last Line	Top Stat Check	Bottom Stat Check
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== Campfire Interactions Checks ==
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|-|Aaravi=
== Aaravi Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Calculester 	You just finished your quarterly review--it went awesome! Your boss thinks you're doing a great job playing this video game.	"Uh-oh. Looks like your two bone-able friends aren't totally obsessed with reality TV...and that's a dealbreaker for you. Quick, bring up a show you know they'll love!	Aaravi ("What about 'Undercover Final Boss?' It's got brutal violence, and there's tons of drama when the boss finally reveals their glowing red weak point.")	Calculester ("Have you guys seen 'The Turing Test: Are You Human Enough?' It's family-friendly, drama-free, and traches you a lot about human social cues!")
|-|Calculester=
== Calculester Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Aaravi 	You just finished your quarterly review--it went awesome! Your boss thinks you're doing a great job playing this video game.	"Uh-oh. Looks like your two bone-able friends aren't totally obsessed with reality TV...and that's a dealbreaker for you. Quick, bring up a show you know they'll love!	Aaravi ("What about 'Undercover Final Boss?' It's got brutal violence, and there's tons of drama when the boss finally reveals their glowing red weak point.")	Calculester ("Have you guys seen 'The Turing Test: Are You Human Enough?' It's family-friendly, drama-free, and traches you a lot about human social cues!")
|-|Dahlia=
== Dahlia Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Milo 	You and Milo are debating whether or not the human personification of apple pie would be an ENFP or an ISFJ, when Dahlia comes crashing into your conversation.	Yeah, and neither would any other sane person. Luckily, you know the perfect gift for the little regicidal maniac!	Milo (The gift of music: compose him a catchy theme song for the 4th Circle of Hell.)	Dahlia (A rock. But like, a REALLY cool rock.)
|-|Damien=
== Damien Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Joy 	You're all geared-up to invent a new kind of s'more (you're thinking...jalapenos, maybe?) when suddenly--	Hoo boy. You're never gonna pioneer the Jalapens'more at this rate. Better take a side, and score some (jalapeno) brownie points! 	Damien (If you let Damien hold it, he'll probably just set it on fire and destroy it...but if it's such a dangerous artifact, this should save you a lot of trouble!)	Joy (Damien, leave Joy alone. I have an even COOLER magical artifact! It's called "Magic: The Gathering.")
Milo 	In the glow of the campfire, you see Damien holding some kind of stick-like object near Milo's eyes. 	Oooh, nice one Damien. These two clearly aren't going to see eye-to-smokey-eye on this one; time to do what you do best and pick a side!	Damien (Why should Damien write a poem...when CRIMES are poetry already?) 	Milo (What's that, Damien? Can't rise to Milo's challenge? I knew you were scared of poems kicking your weak prosaic ass. Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!)
|-|Joy=
== Joy Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Heart Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Damien 	You're all geared-up to invent a new kind of s'more (you're thinking...jalapenos, maybe?) when suddenly--	Hoo boy. You're never gonna pioneer the Jalapens'more at this rate. Better take a side, and score some (jalapeno) brownie points!	Damien (If you let Damien hold it, he'll probably just set it on fire and destroy it...but if it's such a dangerous artifact, this should save you a lot of trouble!)	Joy (Damien, leave Joy alone. I have an even COOLER magical artifact! It's called "Magic: The Gathering.")
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== Milo Checks ==
Other Character	First Line 	Last Line 	Top Hear Check 	Bottom Heart Check
Dahlia 	You and Milo are debating whether or not the human personification of apple pie would be an ENFP or an ISFJ, when Dahlia comes crashing into your conversation.	Yeah, and neither would any other sane person. Luckily, you know the perfect gift for the little regicidal maniac! 	Milo (The gift of music: compose him a catchy theme song for the 4th Circle of Hell.)	Dahlia (A rock. But like, a REALLY cool rock.)
Damien 	In the glow of the campfire, you see Damien holding some kind of stick-like object near Milo's eyes. 	Oooh, nice one Damien. These two clearly aren't going to see eye-to-smokey-eye on this one; time to do what you do best and pick a side!	Damien (Why should Damien write a poem...when CRIMES are poetry already?) 	Milo (What's that, Damien? Can't rise to Milo's challenge? I knew you were scared of poems kicking your weak prosaic ass. Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!)
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