Totally Goofy!

Written by Courtney Carbone, this is the 5th Totally book from Comedy Time; it features the kids and grownups from Comedy Time along with their favourite friends.
== The Goofy Test ==
* Do you know a funny joke? Y/N
* Do you love funny movies? Y/N
* Do you like to laugh? Y/N
* Score 1 point for each Y/Yes answer you circled.
* 0-Although you're un-goofy, this book will make you laugh!
* 1-You're slightly goofy, but this book will make you laugh!
* 2-You're rather goofy, but this special book will make you laugh!
* 3-You're totally goofy and you'll LOVE this book!
== Schoolarious Laugh Lessons ==
Fill in the blanks with HILARIOUS words to complete the rules of Westley Junior High!
# Always (verb) your (noun) before (verb)ing in Ms. Lopez and Mr. Barnum's gym class.
# Never (verb) your (noun) after (verb)ing in Ms. Moon's cafetorium.
# Before you go to school, ALWAYS (verb) your (noun) before you (verb.)
# When the home time bell rings, get your (noun) out and leave the building.
# In the homeroom, remember to (verb) your (noun) when there's work to be done.
# If you (adverb) (verb,) you'll be sent to Principal Luna's office.
# When you (verb) a (noun,) it's a(n) (adjective) idea to (verb) it first and then (verb) second.
# Don't ever (verb) with (plural noun;) it's banned from Westley Jr. High.
== Phil the Cheerleader ==
Fill in the blanks with WACKY words to get your own sporty story!
It was a(n) (ADJECTIVE) morning in (PLACE) when Phil woke up in his (TYPE OF BUILDING) high atop (FAMOUS LANDMARK) and stretched his (BODY PART PLURAL). Water was dripping on his (BODY PART) and his (ACCESSORY) was all wet. He couldn’t believe he’d slept through the rain and now he was going to be late for (EVENT). His (FAMILY MEMBER) would be unhappy, but Phil threw on his (COLOUR) (CLOTHING ITEM) and jumped onto his (TRANSPORTATION). He didn’t like to (VERB) in the rain. He (PAST TENSE VERB) past the (BODY OF WATER) and over the (SOMEONE) Bridge. Suddenly, the clouds blew away and the (NOUN) was (VERB)ing brightly over the (NOUN). Phil made it to practice and then back to (PLACE) in time for the first pitch of the (TYPE OF EVENT.) It’s a(an) (ADJECTIVE) life being a cheerleader, but Phil really loved his (ADJECTIVE) job.
== Kam And The Kooky Cookie Confusion ==
See here for the story.
== The Knock Knock; Who's There? Mystery ==
This mystery story involves punch lines of knock knock jokes as treasure hunt clues as Edward and Phillip crack the case and crack up laughing, too!