And the Weiner is...

And the Weiner is...
When SpongeBob realizes Patrick has a bigger penis, he is crushed and has to find a way to make himself secure in his manhood again.
Season: 3 Episode: 5
Total Episode Count: 33
Prod. no.: 2ACX22
Featuring: SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Pearl Krabs, Connie Resedes
Also Appearing: Plankton, Squidward Tentacles, Fred Rechid, Tom Smith, John Fishly, Nat Fishly, Claire SquarePants, Mr. Berler, Sandy Cheeks, Lisa, Nancy Fishly, Acid Girl, Andy Capp, Rudolph the Red Nosed Sea Reindeer, Imperial Stormtrooper, Luke Skywalker, Jesus, Moses, Petey the Pistol, Doug the jock
Plot: SpongeBob SquarePants is sure that is friend Patrick will never beat him at anything, from skating races to staking dinnerware on top of his head. But at the sauna, he discovers Patrick has an enormous penis, easily bigger than his own. Suddenly insecure, SpongeBob tries buying a long, red car, which is caught in a collision and shortened to an extreme amount as a bus full of pretty models drive by, and joins the National Gun Association, a parody of the National Rifle Association. While hunting, SpongeBob and Patrick are attacked by a bear, and Patrick drives it away.
Meanwhile, Pearl tries out for cheerleading squad but is accepted into flag girl squad instead. At the game she is pelted with rancid meat, and Sandy devises a plan for revenge when Pearl is invited to a party. Pearl is reluctant at first, and is tricked into kissing a seapig. Sandy reveals her backup plan, to have Fred scar them for life.
==Cutaways==
#Better at Magic
#Stupid calls
#"Rocket Man"
#Spending the night with Mr. Berler
#Squirrels have their ways
==Trivia==
*The FOX version of this episode has a warning about sexual content.
*This episode has a censord bonus part in the Family Sponge Season 3.
==Rating==
*TV-14: DLS (Nick@Nite)
*TV-14: DLS (FOX)
==Gallery==
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