River Song (The Daft Dimension)

A version of River Song existed in the Daft Dimension. She was the Doctor's wife.
== Biography ==
=== Final night on Darillium ===
As her counterpart in a more serious universe did, (TV: ) she spent a final, 24-year-long night with the Twelfth Doctor on Darillium. (COMIC: )
As they observed the Singing Towers, the Doctor told her about how many theorised as to the source of its music, unaware that it was actually the Second Doctor playing his recorder at the base. (COMIC: )
The night experienced a minor hitch when the Doctor ordered pizza from the Speedy(ish) Pizza Company, only to discover that it would not be delivered until about "half past three years from [then]". (COMIC: )
At the end of the night, they received a long bill from the Darillium Hotel. (COMIC: )
=== Other occasions ===
At another point, she joined the Twelfth Doctor and some of his other friends for Christmas inside the TARDIS, where she gave him a pair of question mark pattern underpants as a gift, unaware that everyone else had also given him the same gift. (COMIC: )
Category:Companions of the Doctor (The Daft Dimension)
Category:People who have been in the doctor's TARDIS (The daft Dimension)