Dan Dull Tiger's Neighbourhood

This is a parody of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood in which the kids are really inactive, downbeat and conventional as opposed to cheery and quirky.
== The Script ==
* (The sketch opens with a zoom-in to Dan Dull's hut.)
* Dan Dull: Hello, neighbours; guess what?
* Mr. and Mrs. Tiger: What?
* Dan Dull: I'm so sad.
* Mrs. Tiger: Why so sad, Dan Dull?
* Dan Dull: I'm not awesome; I'm awful.
* Mr. Tiger: Do not worry, Dan Dull; we will send in your friends to cheer you up.
* (We fade out and in to Daniel's room; we see Miss E-lame-ugh and Mewzer.)
* Miss E-Lame-Ugh: Hello, Daniel; why so sad?
* Dan Dull: I'm overly cheerless.
* Miss E-Lame-Ugh: Me, too; after all, why stand out when you can be a plain vanilla kid?
* Dan Dull: Because we all need to embrace the mundane vanilla in our everyday lives.
* Miss E-Lame-Ugh: Good; now, meet Mewzer.
* Mewzer: Mew-mew and yoo-hoo to you; Mewzer here. I am such a loser; I am terrible at everything.
* Dan Dull: (sings) Do not put yourself down.
* Mewzer: Okay then; I choose to be proud of my epic fails.
* Henrietta: I can't believe that you embrace failure; now, I'll reward you with an emotionless emotion sticker.
* (Henrietta sticks an emotionless emotion sticker on Mewzer's dress.)
* Mewzer: I am thankful that an emotionless face can be a friend.
* Henrietta: No problem; my friend, Lady Elaine has a special message for our youngster friends at home.
* Lady Elaine: Remember, you kids at home...
* ALL: (sings) Embrace the just plain mundane vanilla.
Category:Comedy Time
Category:Parodies