The Snug-a-lug Situation/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Snug-a-lug Situation".
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(Poppy is making an announcement to TrollsTopia with Lownote.)
Poppy: Trolls, thank you for coming on such sort notice. Fellow TrollsTopian, Lownote Jones is in desperate need of our help
Lownote: Indeed I am. In fact we are all facing a dire emergency. (The crowd chatters and stays calm.) No, really. Don’t be mislead by the smooth sound of my voice. Everyone should be very, very alarmed. (The crowd chatters again.) 
Poppy: TROLLS! (The crowd stops chattering.)
Lownote: Now, there’s been a dangerous shift in our planet’s Groovitational Pull, and I must fly into outer space to correct it. (The crowd gasps in shock. A male Funk Troll raises his hand.)
Funk Troll #1: How can we help, Lownote?
Lownote: Good question, voice in the crowd. If my mission has any hope for success, I need a group of reliable Trolls to rise to the occasion… and petsit for me while I’m gone. (The crowd chatters once more.)
Funk Troll #1: (Raising his hand again) What kind of pet, Lownote? 
Lownote: Strong follow-up, voice in the crowd. (He presses a button on a remote and a beam from Vibe Town lights up. Poppy gasps in amazement.) It’s called a Snug-a-lug. (His Snug-a-lug appears and it coos.)
All: Aw!
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Guy Diamond: It’s the cutest creature I have ever seen! 
Lownote: So, who can I trust to feed it, bathe it, and play with it?
All: Me!
Lownote: Oh, and you can never, ever, under any circumstance, give it a hug. (The crowd gasps and a light blue male Pop Troll screams and runs away.)
Smidge: I don’t!
Guy Diamond: Can’t do it!
Lownote: Aren’t you curious why you can’t give it a hug?
Poppy: Sorry, Lownote, but it doesn’t really matter why. There’s not a Troll live that could resist hugging that little guy.
All: Aw.
Branch: (As the crowd reveals him) Oh, come on. How hard is it to not hug something? I’ll do it.
Poppy: Whoa. Branch, even you have to admit, that Snug-a-lug’s pretty irresistible. (The Snug-a-lug sneezes.)
All: Aw!
Val: Please. Branch is right. I can take care of that thing with one of my hands still doing a solo. (She takes out her guitar, tosses it in the air, and plays it.) Ha-ha.
Laguna: (Raising a hand) Note: I agree with the Hard Rock Troll. Resisting a hug is simply a matter of maintaining one’s objectivity. Hm.
Gust: And I figure if I can keep law and order on Free Funnel Cake Friday, watching the Snug-a-lug will be a piece of… well, free funnel cake. Ha-ha.
Poppy: OK. Love the volunteering. Not a fan of the attitudes. 
Lownote: Well, it’s settled. It sounds like Branch, Laguna, Val, and Gust are the right Trolls for the job. (Val, Laguna, and Gust come over to Branch and give him fist bumps and high-fives.)
Branch, Val, Laguna, and Gust: Ha-ha.
Poppy: Fine. Now there’s nothing else. Would someone please hold me back because I just have to hug that thing?! It’s so cute! (Just before she can hug the Snug-a-lug, a red male and orange female Pop Troll hold her back. At Branch’s bunker, Lownote is telling Branch, Laguna, Val, and Gust advice.)
Lownote: OK, Snug-a-lug sitters, let me lay down some Snug-a-lugistics. (He opens a scrapbook about the Snug-a-lug.) The reason you can never hug a Snug-a-lug is because when you do, it splits into two. Pop! And once you get started hugging, pop, pop! More and more hugs, more and more Snug-a-lugs. Until the entire planet is completely overrun with an unending flood of cute. 
Poppy: Aw!
Lownote: Uh, that’s not a good thing.
Laguna: Lownote, one might question why you would keep an animal with such catastrophic potential?
Lownote: True, but one might also question why I wear a monocle on Tuesdays. The answer is to both… (He removes his glasses and puts on a one-piece glasses.) … that’s just Lownote beau Lownote, baby. Now if you run into any trouble, just press this button and Lownote Jones will come runnin’. Well, I’m not running, but I will certainly come soldering very, very quickly. (He leaves with Poppy.)
Val: (Holding the remote Lownote gave her) Wow. He really gave us a lot to think about. And my first thought, we won’t be needing this thing! (She throws the remote on a couch and she, Branch, and Laguna laugh.)
Branch: Can you believe fuss everyone’s making over the Snug-a-lug? All it takes to not hug something is this. (He stands still.)
Laguna: Ha. The subject appears to be doing literally the easiest thing in the world. (She, Branch, Val, and Gust laugh.)
Gust: Yep, like Lownote said, we are the right Trolls for the job. (They sing Right Trolls For The Job.)
(Val)
I’m so good
Stronger than that Snug-a-lug
I don’t even need to hug
Rocking’s how I show my love
(Laguna)
Some would
Find you irresistible 
Huggable and kissable
To me you’re just atypical 
(Gust)
It ain’t worth all the fuss
Y’all just leave it to us
(Branch)
Toughest Trolls on the block
Yeah, we’re the right Trolls for the job
(Val)
Yo!
(All)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
(Branch)
We’re the right Trolls for the job
Yeah!
(All)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
(Laguna)
We’re the, we’re the right Trolls
We’re the, we’re the right Trolls
Yeah!
(All)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
(Gust)
We’re the right Trolls for the job
(All)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
(Gust)
We’re the right Trolls for the job
(All)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
(Branch)
We’re the right Trolls for the job
Right Trolls for the job (The song ends.)
Branch: Ha-ha.
Laguna, Val, and Gust: Branch!
Branch: What? (The camera zooms out, revealing that he is about to hug the Snug-a-lug.) Aah! (He runs back to Laguna, Val, and Gust.) I almost hugged it! And I didn’t even realize I was doing it!
Val: Ha-ha! Sounds like you’re getting soft. (She walks over to the Snug-a-lug.) But you don’t have any power over me, Snug-a-lug. I don’t care how big your eyes are. (The Snug-a-lug shows its cute eyes.) Or how they’re gaze. It’s just deep into my soul. Stirring something I never knew was there until I just want to… (She spreads her arms and gets ready to hug the Snug-a-lug. Luckly, Branch pulls her away with his hair.)
Branch: Val, no!
Val: Ah!
Both: What is happening to us?!
Laguna: It seems our prolong exposure is wearing down our cuddle resistance. Isn’t it my cutie wootie Snuggy luggy? (She goes to hug the Snug-a-lug, but Gust grabs her.)
Gust: Laguna! Stand down, partner! I’m hugging it! (He runs toward the Snug-a-lug. Branch, Val, and Laguna pounce on him to stop him. The Snug-a-lug laughs and walks away.) Perhaps we’re combing more hair than we can style here, Trolls. Hey, maybe we should call Lownote Jones.
Branch: (Getting up) No way! We can’t let the others know we couldn’t go 45 minutes without hugging it! Now, come on. (The others get up.) We can do this.
All: Hm. (Two minutes later, the bunker is a mess. Val looks up from behind a damaged chair for a moment and goes back down. She and the others pant in fear.)
Val: Whose turn is it?!
Branch: (sighs) I’ll go. (He gets up and looks at the Snug-a-lug.) Gah! (He throws a blue ball.) Fetch! (He goes back to hiding.)
Val: Aah! He’s back! (Branch gasps as the Snug-a-lug slowly comes closer to him. As soon as it licks his face, the Trolls move closer to the wall. The Snug-a-lug hops toward them and stares at them. Luckily, Lownote arrives just in time.)
Lownote: (Picking up the Snug-a-lug) Hey there, Snug-a-lug.
Branch, Laguna, Val, and Gust: (gasp) Lownote Jones!
Lownote: You got that right, baby. I’m back from saving the planet. You weren’t any trouble. Was he?
Branch: Nope.
Laguna: No trouble.
Gust: Not for Trolls like us.
Val: Stop asking!
Lownote: Well, all right then. (He starts to leave.) Thanks again and always remember, stay funky. 
All: Phew!  (Later, they celebrate with lemonade.)
Branch: Well, Trolls, it wasn’t easy, but we did it. To being the right Trolls for the job! (He and his friends do a toast.)
Laguna: Yeah! (They hear another Snug-a-lug.)
All: Huh? (They see the Snug-a-lug and scream.)
Val: Another one?!
Branch: One of must have hugged the Snug-a-lug before Lownote picked it up! Who did it?!
Laguna: Hm.
Gust: Hm. (Val hisses angrily. The Snug-a-lug points at Gust.)
Branch, Val, and Laguna: Hm?
Gust: OK, I did it! And I’d do it again! (He sheds a tear.) It was beautiful!
Val: Dude!
Laguna: Note: I have never been more disappointed. (Two more Snug-a-lugs appear.)
Gust: Hm?
Val: OK, we all did, too.
Laguna: Note: I am a hypocrite.
Branch: I can’t believe this, you guys! After everything we went through- (A Snug-a-lug lands on his face.) Hm? (He looks at his friends.) Yeah, I hugged it, too. (The Snug-a-lug approaches the rest of the clones and they play.)
Laguna: Perhaps we should find that communicator and contact Lownote Jones!
Branch: What? No! Look, there’s only four of them; we’ll be fine as long as we commit ourselves to no more hug. (The group of Snug-a-lugs hug each other, causing more to appear.) Gah! They can hug each other?! (Even more Snug-a-lugs appear. Branch and his friends scream and run away. He presses a button on Gary and a metal door closes.) There. Situation contained. (The Snug-a-lugs try to break down the door.) Huh?! We should have called Lownote Jones. (The door is nearly broken.) Find that communicator! (He and his friends run to find the communicator. The Snug-a-lugs finally manage to break the door down.) That way! That way! (Cooper appears.)
Cooper: Hey, guys! I know it’s pretty late for me to just show up out of the blue, but- (The wave of Snug-a-lug washes him away.)
Branch: Never mind! Go that way! That way! (He and his friends go the opposite direction. The Snug-a-lugs come out of the little holes. Finally, the Trolls reach the couch with the remote.)
Val: There! (She jumps for the remote, but the wave of Snug-a-lugs hits her along with Branch, Laguna, and Gust. They emerge from the pile.)
Branch: Oh, I’m so sorry, guys! My arrogance got us into this! 
Laguna: Ours too!
Gust: Yeah! It ain’t just you! (He, Laguna, and Branch hold hands. Val holds out a hand holding the remote.)
Val: Got it! (She throws the remote to Branch.)
Branch: Branch to Lownote! Branch to Lownote! Snug-a-lugs! So much hugging! Arrogance! (He, Laguna, Val, and Gust scream as the Snug-a-lugs burry them completely. Luckly, a flash of light shines, making them go into the Vibe Town Spaceship. The Trolls cheer and hug.)
Cooper: We did it, Guys! (He joins in the hug.) We did it! (Outside, Branch, Laguna, Val, and Gust meet Lownote.)
Lownote: Well, the Snug-a-lugs are safely contained and headed back to the wormhole from whence they came.
Branch: Thanks, Lownote. Sorry we weren’t the Snug-a-lug sitters we said we were.
Lownote: Oh, no harm done, baby. It’d be a different story if those Snug-a-lugs got out and open. But we got ‘em. (chuckles) Every last one. (At Branch’s bunker’s door, a Snug-a-lug comes out, showing that Lownote missed it.)
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