Sponge love/ sponges have exes

Absolutely abhorrent episodes from the cringey dimwitt shorts. Luckily the final one too 
== Sponges love ==
Spongebob: ok ok sponge we got this inviting sandy over sure is tough we have been dating for sevaral years
Its hard to tell her this
*knock knock*
spongebob: sandy! (goes to get the door) hi sandy
Sandy: well hi yall you wanna do it
Spongebob: i-i can't 
Sandy: cant have you know what
Why is that
Spongebob: i cant have SeX with you because im asexaul
Sandy: you .. you SHIT BUTT POOP CRAP DODODODOOD DUMBO FRICKING RAT FROM THE INSIDE OF MY SHIT YOURUN DOWN BUTT
Spongebob: sorry *inflates down*
== Sponges have exes ==
Spongebob: lalalal oh hey clare
Clare: oh spongebob hi hi hii (kisses him on the cheek)
I missed you
Spongebob: when we broke up you called me a fat rat
Clare: oh shut up i just want your spongey lips
Spongebob: ummmmmmmmmmm what
Clare: cmon lets kiss lets kiss i love you ratbag hhehe
Spongebob: oh shi- t
(Episode ends)
== Trivia ==
*the worst thing i have ever written and its not even close
*so ratbaggy
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