The Desk of DEATH BATTLE

The Desk of DEATH BATTLE is a spin-off series of Death Battle. In this series, Jocelyn the Intern (voiced by Lisa Foiles) focuses on fun facts and obscure trivia about combatants and series featured in Death Battle.
Season 1 premiered on January 4th, 2015 and ended on December 18th, 2016. It had 43 episodes.
Season 2 premiered on January 15th, 2017 and ended on December 16th, 2017. It had 26 episodes.
Season 3 premiered on January 14th, 2018 and ended on December 30th, 2018. It had 26 episodes. Jocelyn is now portrayed in live-action rather than as a mannequin with a voiceover.
Season 4 premiered on July 19th, 2022 and ended on August 24th, 2022. It had 6 episodes. Jocelyn is now animated rather than portrayed in live-action.
==Episodes==
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===Episode 1: Did Batman Create Blindness?===
SERIES PREMIERE! Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know ever two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: January 4th, 2015
===Episode 2: Godzilla is Pearl Harbor Reincarnated?===
EPISODE 2 - Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know ever two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: January 4th, 2015
Music Used: Godzilla vs Destoroyah Original Opening Theme
===Episode 3: RoboCop is actually JESUS??===
Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know ever two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: January 18th, 2015
Music Used: RoboCop Theme
===Episode 4: StarFox has Emotional Issues===
Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know every two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: February 1st, 2015
Music Used: The Theme of Star Fox - Orchestral Game Concert 3
===Episode 5: Cancer killed Captain America's Shield===
In this episode we explore all the crazy ass ways Cap's shield bit the big one.
Date: February 15th, 2015
===Episode 6: Boba Fett is an IDIOT!!===
Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know every two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: March 1st, 2015
Music Used: The Emperor Arrives - Star Wars Episode VI
===Episode 7: Spider-Man KILLED Mary Jane with Cancer===
Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know every two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: April 5th, 2015
Music Used: Spider-Man 60's Cartoon Theme - used in the end
===Episode 8: Spider-Man rides out in the Spider-Mobile!===
Learn AMAZING useless knowledge about pop culture icons you never thought you needed to know every two weeks (Sundays) on the Desk of DEATH BATTLE.
Date: April 26th, 2015
Music Used: The Amazing Spider-Man Theme , Spider-Man 60's Cartoon Theme - used in the end
===Episode 9: Tony Stark's Tumor is Smarter Than You===
Despite all his eccentricities though Tony’s strangest moments are rarely of his own volition.
Date: May 18th, 2015
Music Used: Driving with the Top Down - Iron Man
===Episode 10: Super-Pets Need to Be Put to Sleep===
Did you know there was an entire legion of super pets with super powers? Why? Because.
Date: June 1st, 2015
===Episode 11: Mario's Derpy Adventure You Never Knew About===
Can you guys get Jocelyn to 25k likes this episode??
Date: June 15th, 2015
Music Used: Super Mario Bros. Theme Song, Super Mario World Overworld Theme, Super Mario World Ending Theme
===Episode 12: How Sonic Got to Suck So Bad===
What the hell happened to Sonic? Jocelyn has researched and found the answer.
Date: June 29th, 2015
Music Used: Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic 2
===Episode 13: Goku vs Vegeta for World's Greatest... Dad?===
Goku may be stronger than Vegeta, but is he a better father?
Date: August 9th, 2015
Music Used: Goku's Super Saiyan Theme - Dragon Ball Z
===Episode 14: Donkey Kong's Derpy Country===
Here's all the Donkey Kong research that didn't make it into Death Battle!
Date: August 23rd, 2015
Music Used: Donkey Kong Country Theme
===Episode 15: Donkey Kong Switched Brains with a Robot???===
Remember that time Donkey Kong switched brains with a Robot!?
Date: September 6th, 2015
Music Used: Donkey Kong Country (TV Show) Instrumental Theme - used at the end
===Episode 16: Who Can Beat Superman??===
Is there actually someone capable of killing THE Superman!? Find out on this episode of Desk of DEATH BATTLE!
Date: October 4th, 2015
===Episode 17: Punisher Shot Wolverine in the Dick?===
Did the Punisher actually shoot Wolverine in the dick? I don't know.
Date: October 26th, 2015
Music Used: Main Title - X-Men (2000)
===Episode 18: Superman vs The KKK===
Forget Batman V. Superman. The Superman V. the KKK is the greatest match up of all. Son of Krypton vs. the Ignorance of the KKK.
Date: November 2nd, 2015
Music Used: Superman the Animated Series Full Theme
===Episode 19: Samus' Manga Story is NUTS===
Don't read Mangas? Well, here's Samus' story from the manga.
Date: November 14th, 2015
Music Used: Super Metroid Orchestra Theme
===Episode 20: Batman Dual Wielded Guns??===
Date: November 29th, 2015
Music Used: Batman Begins - Molossus
===Episode 21: Fallout's Vault Secrets?===
Take a deeper look into Fallout's vaults and the secrets and expirements that went on in them.
Date: December 13th, 2015
===Episode 22: Samus' Nutty Manga Story (Part 2)===
Date: December 27th, 2015
Music Used: Super Metroid Orchestra Theme
===Episode 23: Godzilla Got Dunked on by Charles Barkley???===
This happened!
Date: January 10th, 2016
===Episode 24: Dumbledore is Death???===
Jocelyn digs into the world of Wizardry and is more than 9 and 3/4 certain that Dumbledore may in fact be DEATH!
Date: January 24th, 2016
===Episode 25: Batman's Horrible Villains===
Batman may have some iconic villain, but he has some shitty bad guys. They all can't be winners.
Date: February 14th, 2016
===Episode 26: Wolverine is Gay?===
Date: February 21st, 2016
===Episode 27: The Avengers Fought Godzilla??===
You know that one time the Avengers fought Godzilla? Timeless classic.
Date: March 6th, 2016
Music Used: Itchy and Scratchy Theme
===Episode 28: Superman Cremated Himself and Batman??===
Date: March 20th, 2016
===Episode 29: Green Arrow's Horrible Special Arrows===
Green Arrow sure has pulled a lot of crappy weapons out of his quiver...
Date: April 10th, 2016
Music Used: Injustice Gods Among Us Main Theme , Justice League Unlimited Opening - used in the ending
===Episode 30: The Most Derpy & Scary Pokémon===
Not only do they have stupid names, they also do stupid things!
Date: April 24th, 2016
Music Used: Dark Cave/Ice Path - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver Lavender Town - Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen, Team Rocket's Secret Strategy - Pokemon Anime, I Got A Pokemon - Pokemon Anime - used in the ending
===Episode 31: Mulan is WEAK AF===
Who knew being as strong as a typhoon would make you so f'n weak??
Date: May 8th, 2016
Music used: I'll Make A Man Out Of You (Karaoke) - Mulan
===Episode 32: He-Man's Derpy Sidekicks and Bad Guys===
Ummm... What? Who? Why do these guys exists?
Date: May 22nd, 2016
Music used: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Theme
===Episode 33: STUPID Superhero Disguises===
Apparently a trench coat is like camouflage??
Date: June 5th, 2016
===Episode 34: The Flash + Abe Lincoln + Nuclear Explosions = Comics===
Have we told you that comics are f'n insane?
Date: June 19th, 2016
Music Used: A Lot Happened That Night - The Flash (2014), Hell of a Messenger - Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox - Used in the end
===Episode 35: The Worst Nintendo Product Ever===
It's awful. Just... awful
Date: July 17th, 2016
Music Used: Yoshi's Island - Super Mario World - Used for the majority of the segment
===Episode 36: Deadpool + Thanos + Death = True Love===
Deadpool has a boner for Death. Thanos had a boner for Death. Death has a boner for....?
Date: August 14th, 2016
===Episode 37: KFC HAS A COMIC?? WTF?===
Because this needed to happen.
Date: September 4th, 2016
===Episode 38: Pokémon Nightmare Fuel===
While many Pokémon are cute and cuddly, some are straight-up terrifying!
Date: October 2nd, 2016
Music Used: Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen - Pokémon Tower
===Episode 39: Stupid Comic Villains===
Without villains we wouldn't have heroes, but man there have been some dumb ones over the years...
Date: October 16th, 2016
===Episode 40: SCROOGE MCDUCK IS HOW RICH?!===
This wealthy waterfowl may just be the richest fictional character of all time
Date: November 6th, 2016
Music Used: The Moon - DuckTales Remastered
===Episode 41: Superman & Batman Jr. VS... Feminism?===
Bruce and Clark Jr. team up to take on... Feminism?
Date: November 20th, 2016
===Episode 42: Deadpool is Nicer Than You Think===
Deadpool's done some pretty brutal things, but he's also got a softer side... in his own way
Date: December 4th, 2016
===Episode 43: Why is the Millennium Falcon so FAST!?===
We all know the Millennium Falcon ran the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs, but how?
Date: December 18th, 2016
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===Episode 44: Mario is Better than You!===
He's got the plumbing, he's got the jumps, and he's got a whole lot of... jobs. He's a busy guy.
Date: January 15th, 2017
===Episode 45: What the FLUX is w/ the DeLorean!?===
Everyone love's Doc Brown's time-traveling DeLorean, but did you know it's NOT his first time traveling device?
Date: January 29th, 2017
===Episode 46: X-Men VS Star Trek & So Much More!===
Sometimes comics get weird with "What if" scenario's... here's a few of our favorites!
Date: February 12th, 2017
===Episode 47: Spider-Man's Aunt May Held the Powers Cosmic?!===
Peter Parker's kindly Aunt May has done some interesting things in comics. Some of which involve Twinkies...
Date: February 26th, 2017
Music Used: Spider-Man's Theme - Marvel vs Capcom 3
===Episode 48: Alfred is a BADASS Mother-BUTLER!===
Batman may be pretty cool, but Alfred is second to none! Learn why it's always important to respect your elders in this episode of Desk of DEATH BATTLE!
Date: March 12th, 2017
===Episode 49: Should ALL Comic movies be rated R!?===
With the success of Deadpool and now Logan, Jocelyn dives into the question "Should all comic book movies be rated R?"
Date: March 26th, 2017
===Episode 50: The Joker is a hero!?===
Gotham's clown prince of crime might actually be the hero it needs!
Date: April 9th, 2017
===Episode 51: The Making of Power Rangers!===
Power Rangers is the Frankenstein's monster of entertainment! Jocelyn recounts how they re-purposed a Japanese show's footage and turned it into a titanic American franchise!
Date: April 23rd, 2017
===Episode 52: Mutants are DICKS!===
If mutants worked together they could change the world! Instead they just fight each other and make it worse!
Date: May 7th, 2017
Music Used: X-Men Movie Theme
===Episode 53: Batman's CRAZY Costumes!===
The Dark Knight has more in his wardrobe than dark colors!
Date: May 21st, 2017
===Episode 54: The Origin of Kryptonite===
There's more then one type of Kryptonite and each has their own VERY strange effect on the man of Steel
Date: June 4th, 2017
===Episode 55: Brazil's INSANE Mega Man Comic===
Because who didn't think Mega Man needed more sex and violence?
Date: June 17th, 2017
===Episode 56: Adolph's Weird Comic===
Hitler has been portrayed in a surprising amount of media but this comic takes the cake...
Date: July 1st, 2017
Music Used: Nathan Drake's Theme - Uncharted Drake's Fortune, John Lennon - Imagine
===Episode 57: Sonic's Strange & VULGAR Albums===
You won't believe what song's are on these little known Sonic albums!
Date: July 15th, 2017
Music Used: Super Sonic Racing (instrumental) - Sonic R, Mortal Kombat Theme, Scorpion Lost Soul Bent on Revenge - Mortal Kombat The Album, Liu Kang (Born in China) - Mortal Kombat The Album, Sub-Zero (Chinese Ninja Warrior) - Mortal Kombat The Album
===Episode 58: Marvel VS DC Comics===
Jocelyn dives into the official crossover comic series where Marvel and DC went head to head!
Date: July 29th, 2017
Music Used: Injustice Main Theme
===Episode 59: Spider-Man Crashes SNL===
Spider-Man has teamed up with a lot of people over the years, but one of the strangest was with the 1970's cast of Saturday Night Live to stop the Silver Samurai.
Date: August 12th, 2017
===Episode 60: Venom Cures Cancer?===
Let's face it, symbiotes gets around and Venom has certainly been around the celestial block once or twice. Jocelyn takes us through the history of Venom and some of the interesting Marvel Heroes the symbiote has come in close contact with.
Date: August 26th, 2017
===Episode 61: Stupid Superhero PSAs===
Over the years our favorite superheroes have taught us about a lot of important issues. However, sometimes the way they do it is downright stupid!
Date: September 9th, 2017
===Episode 62: The WORST Super Powers===
In our DEATH BATTLE research we've seen a lot of superpowers and some of them are just AWFUL!
Date: September 23rd, 2017
===Episode 63: Saddest Origin Stories===
Jocelyn takes a look into some of the most depressing origin stories in comics.
Date: October 7th, 2017
===Episode 64: Batman Is A Murderer===
For a hero that "Doesn't kill" Batman sure has racked up a body count...
Date: October 21st, 2017
===Episode 65: Weaponized Nipples===
If your creative anything can be a weapon and the Nipples have been turned into tools of destruction more often than you'd think
Date: November 4th, 2017
===Episode 66: The History of Mjolnir===
Jocelyn takes a look at the history behind Thor's legendary hammer and who's wielded it!
Date: November 18th, 2017
===Episode 67: WORST Onomatopoeia in Comics===
BAM! POW! BAP! These words bring life to action in comics, but oh man there have been some truly STUPID words created for superhero sounds.
Date: December 2nd, 2017
===Episode 68: Does Aquaman Suck?===
Aquaman's reputation has been a ringer over the years. What happened to make the fish talking hero the butt of every joke?
Date: December 16th, 2017
===Episode 69: Crazy Stupid Anime Attacks===
Crazy fights and special attacks are a staple of Anime so there were bound to be some straight-up stupid ones.
Date: December 30th, 2017
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===Episode 70: The Real White Ranger===
What if we told you that the original White Ranger isn't Tommy Oliver, he's actually a pervy 10-year-old boy... In this episode, we uncover the true origins of the real White Ranger.
Date: January 13th, 2018
===Episode 71: Fin Fang Foom VS Communism===
Jocelyn takes a look at Marvel's dragon / alien and his battles with communism and how he deals with his enemies
Date: January 27th, 2018
===Episode 72: Knuckles was a GOD?!===
Jocelyn takes a look at the minefield that is the Sonic the Hedgehog Archie comics. Specifically, the time that Knuckles became an omnipotent god.
Date: February 10th, 2018
===Episode 73: Godzilla is a Sellout===
Since the dawn of advertising, companies have used our favorite characters to sell their product, but the king of corporate shills is none other than... Godzilla.
Date: February 24th, 2018
===Episode 74: Being Black Panther Sucks===
We all fantasize about being superheroes like Black Panther or Superman, but if you REALLY think about it...it might actually suck...
Date: March 10th, 2018
===Episode 75: How Japan Changed Crash Bandicoot===
This week Jocelyn digs into why Japan loves Crash and the changes they made when they brought him overseas!
Date: March 24th, 2018
===Episode 76: Chest Physics===
Jocelyn explores the history of boob physics in games as well as some of the breast and worst examples
Date: April 7th, 2018
===Episode 77: Cartoon All-Stars VS Drugs===
Jocelyn combs through one of the craziest PSA crossovers ever, Cartoon All-Stars To the Rescue!
Date: April 21st, 2018
===Episode 78: The Kingdom Hearts Conspiracy===
This week Jocelyn uncovers one of the biggest conspiracies in all of gaming!
Date: May 5th, 2018
===Episode 79: The Death of Sonic Archie Comics===
This week Jocelyn finds a camera and tells us all about the lawsuits that plagued the Sonic Archie Comics.
Date: May 19th, 2018
Note: This is the first episode where Jocelyn is portrayed in live-action.
===Episode 80: Why Ant-Man is STUPID!===
Jocelyn takes a look at Ant-Man and the Pym particle and why they are scientific abominations
Date: June 2nd, 2018
===Episode 81: Wonder Woman's Failed TV Show===
Jocelyn gets her hands on a failed Wonder Woman pilot from 2011. It's not good!
Date: June 16th, 2018
===Episode 82: Donald Duck Has PTSD===
Why are you so mad all the time, Donald? Who hurt you?
Date: June 30th, 2018
===Episode 83: SHAMELESS Corporate Games===
This week Jocelyn dives into the world of crappy snack-based video games!
Date: July 14th, 2018
===Episode 84: The Power of Friendship===
This week Jocelyn dissects the true power behind the power of friendship.
Date: July 28th, 2018
===Episode 85: Mario FLASHES Peach?!===
This week Jocelyn takes a look into the incredibly strange K.C. Mario manga and talks about Mario's...warp pipe.
Date: August 11th, 2018
===Episode 86: Batman Beyond is Messed Up===
This week Jocelyn does a deep dive into Batman Beyond and discovers some seriously disturbing stuff.
Date: August 25th, 2018
===Episode 87: Jojo's Egg Baby===
This week Jocelyn takes you through [[Jotaro Kujo|Jojo]'s Bizarre Married Life with an egg baby.
Date: September 8th, 2018
===Episode 88: Powerpuff Girls meets Dragon Ball Z===
Substitute Chemical X for Chemical Z and BAM! You get the Powerpuff Girls you never asked for.
Date: September 22nd, 2018
===Episode 89: Red's Special Pokeballs===
The original Pokemon manga was ultra-violent, gross and just plain strange.
Date: October 6th, 2018
===Episode 90: Doctor Strange Screws Humanity===
When Doctor Strange is given the chance to cure cancer, he decides to screw everyone instead.
Date: October 20th, 2018
===Episode 91: Why The Last Airbender Movie Sucks===
The Live-Action Avatar show is coming soon to Netflix, so let's revisit the terrible 2010 movie!
Date: November 3rd, 2018
===Episode 92: Pokemon Minus Misty's Voltorbs===
The original Japanese Pokemon manga needed a lot of censorship. A LOT.
Date: November 17th, 2018
===Episode 93: The INSANE Mishima Family===
The infamous Tekken family has a strong affinity for throwing people off of cliffs.
Date: December 1st, 2018
===Episode 94: The GARBAGE Billy Ray Cyrus Comic===
PSA: Don't read the Billy Ray Cyrus comic. Just let Jocelyn tell you how bad it is.
Date: December 15th, 2018
===Episode 95: Santa is the Strongest Mutant EVER===
We finally have an explanation for how Santa does his thing.
Date: December 29th, 2018
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===Episode 96: Superman's WEIRD Forgotten Powers===
Jocelyn explores some of Superman's forgotten powers...some of which were forgotten for a reason!
Date: July 19th, 2022
===Episode 97: 5 Easy Steps to Defeat Naruto===
How to conquer the world, by big brain Madara.
Date: July 26th, 2022
===Episode 98: That Time Yoda Killed EVERYONE?!===
Star Wars' symbol of benevolent, Zen pacifism, the Jedi Master Yoda, is actually a mass murderer?!
Date: August 2nd, 2022
===Episode 99: Tails, the Chosen One Nobody Wanted===
There's no shortage of craziness in the Archie Comics Sonic series, like the time the Blue Blur's best friend became GOD!
Date: August 9th, 2022
===Episode 100: What REALLY Happened in Infinity War?===
You may have seen Infinity War and Endgame, but the comics get a little bit CRAZIER!
Date: August 16th, 2022
===Episode 101: Is James Bond 007 a Codename?===
Jocelyn FINALLY resolves the infamous fan theory!
Date: August 24th, 2022
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