Episode 263 - The Oldest Teens of Them All

== Episode Description ==
In which Cable and Domino may or may not be very old teenagers; disguises are not Dani Moonstar’s strong suit; Empath remains awful; Shatterstar probably talks exactly like a telenovela; X-Force needs an office manager; Mothra is larger than most things; and if you get to choose between being an External or a Guthrie, always be a Guthrie.
==X-Plained==
* Bastion, to some extent
* -37
* Optical disambiguation
* Moonstar
* Face tentacle semantics
* Sandwiches (again)
* The Richter family
* An entirely avoidable fight
* Some time-travel bullshit
* Hannigan Electronics
* An insecurity system
* Nimrods
* Things neural networks would probably do instead of murdering you
* Defining traits of the Externals
* Adoption, X-Factor style
* Wolverine: The Long Night
== Listener Questions ==
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