Buy our Merch!

== Merchandise For Sale! ==
=== Clothing Catalog ===
Our clothing selection is expansive, get the choice of either socks or a shirt with the Keegan Lawsuit trademark!
Keegan Socks - Made with microfiber fabric, these socks will knock the other socks off! They're cheap, manufactured in Jayselahoma, and durable enough to make your feet sparkle after walking through sharp rocks for 16 hours (trust us we test our product).
Keegan Shirt - Take on this stylish apparel with a welcoming chest because it will feel good with this shirt on. Constructed in a textile factory in Noahvada, these shirts are rugged, durable, and soft to the touch. Relax in luxury, or step into the big jobs without a sweat with the Keegan Lawsuit shirt! (Available in long and short sleeve)
=== Homeownership Catalog ===
Show off your Keegan Pride by decorating and refunctioning your home!
RoK Flag - Display your national pride by flying the Republic's flag above your home. Nothing shouts "I love the Tsar" more than a flag with his portrait flying above your house! This flag is permanently raised to prevent treason and is available in sizes 23' to 60' for an extra 2800Ƙ per foot above 25'.
Keegan Screen Door - Tested under a hydraulic press, this screen door will leave the intruder believing themselves as weaklings. Constructed from a Keeganite (KgTi) lattice that is molecularly indestructible, this door will keep you safe from any threat, from a simpleton intruder, to a nuclear warhead.
Coming Soon: ROOFING PANELS
=== Electronics and Gaming ===
Take your gaming to the next level (Keeg Rank) with these gaming necessities!
KSLC Monitor - With a locked view on our Tsar's face, this will keep you focused in your gaming as you don't wanna mess up in front of your leader. Available now in Chromatic Rainbow.
Keegboard - Using patented KeegRed mechanical/optical switches, these keys actuate at the perfect moment as you press them with linear movement ensured by our testers to make you "Goated" in any game. Additionally, the split-board design improves ergonomics ensuring a comfortable experience. Available in RGB and non-RGB versions.
=== Collectibles ===
Keegan Marbles - Made of Keeganite (KgTi), these marbles are some serious balls. Show these to your friends, family, anyone, anywhere. They're sure to be impressed by your lovely Keegan Jewels. Available in bulk and individually. Buy 10+ get 50% off your order of marbles.
Keegan Powerbank - Powered by Keegacell© Keeganium (Kg) Power Cells, this powerbank will never need to recharge. Available in Red and Black.
=== Special Stuff! ===
Cloning Machine - Clone anything you want with this affordable fast action cloning apparatus. It is simple! Put one thing in, press red button, more come out. Available in spaceship grey and grass green.
Grow Your Own Keegan - Literally raise a Keegan. Disclaimer: He will try to usurp your position of power in your household. This can be avoided with Chess.com. Available as Jamaican and Caucasian.