Five Nights At Freddy's/Timeline

The hit shame Five Nights At Freddy's has a timeline to it, and hoo boy, is it really complicated. We were able to form this up thanks to the amazing minds of PatMat and Markiplier, so kudos to them. Here is a short list of what happened:
*1979: Markiplier and The Man Behind The Slaughter open up a diner called Fredbear's Family Diner, featuring Fredbear and Spring Bonnie. They also open up Freddy Fazbear's Pizza too.
*1983: Micheal Afton bullies his brother after getting destroyed in a game of Uno. During his brother's UnBirthday, Micheal shoves him into Fredbear's mouth, where he proceeded to have his brain for DINNER. Micheal's brother DIEs and turns into a Mega Gengar for no reason.
*1984: William Afton goes mad after Markiplier steals 5 UnDollars from him and murders his pet dog, Chica, who then becomes the Puppet Man. He decides to open up Circus Baby's Pizza World so that he could collect souls to eat, but it turns out the Baby he hired accidentally murdered his young daughter after they fought for Ice Cream. Afton snaps after this.
*1985: William Afton decides to purge 5 more kids from existence, and the dog he killed yeets them into Freddy and friends. They possess them as the first Freddy Fazbear's Pizza closes.
*1987: Was that the bite of '87?!
**(Another Freddy's location opens up, William Afton enacts terrorism, and some idiot got his frontal lobe bitten off by Mangle.)
*1993: Where the shame actually takes place, despite the fact that it has little to no impact on the timeline at all. Oh and sometime during this the Teletubbies decide to use Micheal Afton as a skin suit, don't ask. However, that baby who killed Afton's daughter decided to join them and they left Micheal out of horror. The baby tried to follow them, but was thrown into the trash can instead.
*1994: William Afton fucking dies and turns into Springtrap after trying to fend off of the little kids he killed.
*2023: Springtrap is brought into a horror attraction, before it shortly burned down due to Fireboy being nearby. Springtrap nearly died again, but he didn't! Hallelujah!
*2024: Markiplier decides to go out of hiding and lures his pet ghost dog into a left-handed bear, as well as Afton, that Baby (Now who has a claw and roller skates), the Teletubbies, and Micheal into a facility where he torches everyone to death. This did nothing but reunite Markiplier with his pet dog for the rest of time and Micheal Afton finally resting too. The Teletubbies simply respawned while Afton turned into a charred Skeleton.
*2025: Afton has nightmares of UnUltimate Custom Night, he tried many, many times to beat that shame but he always FAILS (It was the only arcade they had in the Saferoom he was trapped in for 30 years). Eventually, he rage quits in his dream and decides to change his identity to the Mimic. For some reason, the UnUltimate Custom Night nightmares caused him to be able to possess people digitally. How the hell does that make any sense?!
*2026: A VR version of this shame is created and the Mimic possesses all of the people who play it. One of these guys, named Vanessa, decide to start killing guys just like him. For some reason, Fazbear entertainment thought it was a good idea to hire her to their new upcoming pizzeria.
*2027: The Mimic is taken to yet another pizzarea opens up (This time it's a mall), and decides to start ripping the arms off of people. Because of this, he is sealed inside a room thanks to concrete. A little kid named Gregory goes to the mall and cripples it after killing Wolf, Chica and Vector. Somehow, he makes Vanessa stop killing people after playing three arcade games of Zelda.
*2028: Another VR version of this shame is released and does nothing. Vanessa thought the game was so bad that she fully became unpossessed by the Mimic and summoned Tingle to make the Pizzaplex Asplode. Afterwards, the Mimic decides to finally escape his confinement by posing as Gregory and convincing a Cassowary to free him from his room. He manages to escape despite losing a hand.
Got all of that? I know I didn't.
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