What Are You Soliciting So Early in the Morning?

What Are You Soliciting So Early in the Morning? is a Jack Attack from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
"Alright, prepare for the attack, I'll see ya on the other side."
JACK ATTACK
Subject 	Answer
Girl Scouts® 	cookies
Avon® 	cosmetics
MCI® 	long-distance phone service
Citibank® 	credit cards
Jehovah’s Witnesses 	Bibles
Fuller Brush® 	cleaning supplies
Encyclo. Brittanica®	encyclopedias
===Decoy Answers===
bagels, swimsuit issue, Sprint®, MileagePlus®, doorbell, “Sorry, I’m busy.”, puppies, hospital gowns, time-sharing, cigarettes, wigs, menorahs, office equipment, “Not now, maybe later.”, prostitution, exotic fruit, bedding, annoying, auto insurance, slam door in face
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