Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is the main protagonist of the Quandale Dingle Lore.
== Lore ==
=== Part 1 ===
Quandale Dingle says he's been arrested for multiple crimes, including (but probably not limited to):
* Battery on a police officer
* Grand theft
* Declaring war on Italy
* Public indecency
He will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, he will take over the world.
=== Part 2 ===
Quandale Dingle's cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. He put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. His asian brother Quanlingling Dingle put illegal substances in his ramen and he died.
=== Part 3 ===
Quandale Dingle put Perks in Vladimir Putin's drink, which caused him to go to bed for a really long time. He also trapped his autistic son's hand in an air fryer and dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head. His goofy ahh friend Jamarius Quangledangle tried to eat his butt during Ramadan.
=== Part 4 ===
Quandale Dingle's Goofy Ahh Uncle is holding him captive and forcing him to watch Crispy Concords' videos. His buddy Quindalius Barnacle Jones Junior got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maidens. His Grandpa punched him in the head at 90 miles per hour and he was paralyzed from the waist up.
=== Part 5 ===
Quandale Dingle escaped prison and is staying at his friend Juandale Pringle's house. As he was running away from cops, he fell and scraped some of his foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit him in the shower while he was in prison. His baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told him to pay child support, so he gave his baby to creepy old guys.
=== Part 6 ===
Quandale Dingle was apprehended in  India for carrying out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls. His friend Juandale Pringle passed away next week due to heart failure. He will be escaping prison again May 2, and he will be at the nearest McDonald's signing autographs.
=== Part 7 ===
His lactose-intolerant dog pooped all over his house after drinking all his milk. His goofy ahh Grandma was locked in an elevator. He got a rash on his butt after sitting down in an ant pile. His sister is currently in the hospital getting her third leg removed.
=== Part 8 ===
His mother Darleen Dingle passed because he put a Perks 90 Ultra in her Kool-Aid. His brother Jeffrey Arnold Lanthrop Andrew Higgleson V got hit by a car going 5 miles an hour. His brother Jonathan Cartwheel Frootloop the Third got arrested for distributing minors' nudes. His Goofy Ahh Uncle's boyfriend Steve Tarnations peeped in on him while he was in the shower.
=== Part 9 ===
When Quandale Dingle was 4.5 years old, his riggity roo ahh dad smacked him in the back of the head with a steering wheel. He pushed his Goofy Ahh Grandpa into oncoming traffic because he changed the channel to Family View. He peeped in on Uncle Dinglenut using Finding Dory hand soap to choke his chicken. He spilled baby oil in the hallway floor in Goofy Ahh School and almost broke his neck.
=== Part 10 ===
He caught Uncle Dinglenut watch SisLovesMe of inappropriate videos of stepmom videos in the bathroom. He put a fork in an electrical outlet and blew his hand off. His Brother put liquid laxatives in his Grandpa's dentures and he $#1t his brains out. When he was 10 years old, his Goofy Ahh Uncle would try to get him to touch his weenie doodle. His mom caught him and beat him with a pan. He created an explosive bomb and put in Carmen Winstead's lunchbox and blew her into smithereens.
=== Part 11 ===
Quandale Dingle put viagra in his Goofy Ahh Uncle's drink and he tried to do bad things to him. He drowned in a bathtub when he was 15 years old. He sold Grandpa Dinglenut's crutches and he fell down the goofy ahh stairs and broke his back. His dad gave him a knuckle sandwich and he was hospitalized. He farted and a poopy almost slipped out. His dad tried to hit him with a cast iron pot. He forgot to turn the goofy ahh stove off and burned down the goofy ahh house.
=== Part 12 ===
He put bug spray in his little brother Quavante Zingleton's eye. He smacked Carmen Winstead that has tourettes cuz she called him a bad word. His Goofy Ahh Uncle karate-chopped his grandpa's broken leg and he got turned into a pretzel.
=== Part 13 ===
Quandale Dingle's Goofy Ahh Auntie stabbed his grandpa with longhorn steakhouse knife. Carmen Winstead found him playing with his wiggly worm, so he threw a Kim Kardashian butt cheek at her. He forced in a whole bottle of Melatonin to his father and he forgot to wake up. His doctor diagnosed him with type 7 Genital Herpes and he got bumps all over his balls.
=== Part 14 ===
Quandale Dingle just stabbed his son Belly Boy Dingle with Lady Gaga toenails which caused to die. When he was riding his goofy ahh moped, he fell off and broke his neck on a stop sign pole, permanently paralyzing him. He was watching MrBeast OnlyFans videos on his Kindle Fire Tablet, and his mom caught him and threw a Gamecube controller at his Noggin. He took his girlfriend to Epstein Island, giving him a butt naked massage on a kitchen table.
=== Part 15 ===
He had to flee from Juandale Pringle's house since he sadly got arrested. He had to flee to his buddy Aiden Dookie's crib where he is now hiding out with Quandavious Gouge.
=== Part 16 ===
Quandale Dingle pushed his little brother Jimmy Tonquavious Fart Knuckle IV into a meat shredder, turning into a goofy ahh hamburger. His grandma, Roberta Bootysmith Tarnations got a piano dropped on her and she turned into a sandwich. He took a poop in a bed on accident and flipped the mattress over. Uncle Dinglenut threw a can of BTA on him, killing him.
== Alternative Universes and Misc. ==
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== Trivia ==
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