The Order

"The Order" is the first episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 1st overall.
==Plot==
After a wrong order, CrazySponge sends his two new interns through various punishments.
==Transcript==
[Short title sequence, Cuts to a scene where 2 guys are on a sidewalk switching which foot is on the sidewalk every second as it is very hot]
Carl: Dude we can’t continue doing this.
Stan: We have to otherwise CrazySponge will fire us!
Carl: Why are we doing this again?
[We then flash back to a scene at Box Productions Inc. headquarters, cut to the main office with CrazySponge playing with a slinky.]
CrazySponge: Hmmmm (presses button on intercom) order 3 new seasons of Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach.
Person on Intercom: You got it boss!
CrazySponge: Also bring me my 2 new interns.
[The two doors in his office open, Carl and Stan walk through]
Stan: You wanted to see us boss?
CrazySponge: Yeah, can you do something for me?
Carl: Like what?
CrazySponge: I want you to get me some food from... McDonald's.
Carl: What’s your order?
CrazySponge: Surprise me.
Stan: Alright.
[They both exit his office with keys to the company car. We cut to them driving to McDonald’s]
Stan: As soon as we finish this internship do you think he’ll offer us a job?
Carl: I don’t know dude, I’ve read in the news that this guy can be a real hard ass.
Stan: Like what do you mean?
Carl: When he buys assets he removes rights to other people for airing or streaming them.
[They both look at camera for a second then resume dialogue]
Stan: I mean, that’s not bad right?
Carl: Also when someone gave him the wrong type of drink they weren’t walking right for a few months afterward…
Stan: ...fuck.
[We cut back to the Box Productions Inc. headquarters where Carl and Stan return with a bag and a drink from McDonald’s.]
CrazySponge: Ah yes, welcome back.
Carl: We hope you enjoy your surprise!
[CrazySponge looks all excited, he opens the bag, then his excitement disappears, he is disappointed.]
CrazySponge: What is this.
Stan: What do you mean?
CrazySponge: Why the fuck are there 3 fucking fish fillets and a fucking bacon ranch salad with buttermilk crispy chicken? Is this a fucking joke?!
Carl: These are our favorite menu items and we thought you’d enjoy them!
CrazySponge: Favorite? YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE!
Stan: We’re sorry. Do you at least like the drink?
[CrazySponge tastes the drink and immediately spits it at his assistant on his right, FireMatch.]
CrazySponge: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE!
Stan: Tropic Berry Sprite…
CrazySponge: DON’T THEY HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW HOOPLA BLAST?!
Carl: Sir, that’s only at Walmart..
CrazySponge: Matchy get these fuckers out of my sight, and give them the stage 1 punishment.
FireMatch: You got it.
[FireMatch escorts the 2 interns out of his office, we cut to CrazySponge frantically eating the food.]
CrazySponge: I don’t want people to know this but, I actually enjoy these food items! (continues eating) No one must know about my shit food taste… (continues to eat)
[We cut to the Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach writer’s room, FireMatch, Carl and Stan enter.]
Stan: What are we doing here?
FireMatch: You’ll be writing 3 episodes for this series for the day as punishment.
Carl: That’s all?
FireMatch: This is only, Part 1 of your punishment.
Stan: Ah crap.
[“Working for the Weekend” by Loverboy begins playing as a montage of weird punishments for Carl and Stan begin. First they’re writing the Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach episodes, they submit them but CrazySponge is yelling at them and burns the scripts and points at the writer’s room and they walk back there and begin writing again, we then fade to CrazySponge testing flavors of soda made by them, he continues to spit each flavor at FireMatch as they’re not to his liking, he yells at them and points to the room where they make the soda and they walk back there and begin making new flavors again, we then cut to them on a riverboat being chased by an alligator like in “Swamp Mates”, they get away but CrazySponge yells “cut” and yells at them and they retake the scene, except they don’t get away and get mauled by the alligator, CrazySponge smiles, then we fade to them on the hot sidewalk again, the music fades away.]
Carl: I mean it’s better than what they did to that one guy.
Stan: Yeah, we just have to be careful, it’s only a few months.
Carl: (groans in agony)
[Episode ends. Credits sequence plays with “Working for the Weekend” in the background, the credits end and we cut to CrazySponge’s office, the doors open and a worker who can barely walk enters.]
CrazySponge: Are you finished?
[The camera slowly pans up to reveal it’s PolarTem.]
PolarTem: Yes, Cut-Out is now 50 minutes from merging with PI.
CrazySponge: Pie
PolarTem: Piece
CrazySponge: Piece
PolarTem: Pie
CrazySponge: ...WORK FASTER!
[Cut to black. End.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro (debut)
* Stan Jonathan (debut)
* CrazySponge (debut)
* FireMatch (debut)
* PolarTem (debut)
* Person on Intercom
==Trivia==
* This episode was released early as a preview episode for the rest of the season.
* This episode is a bit different from the rest, as the spin-off was still in development when the episode was in writing.
* Within the week of release, this page got 100 views in the week of May 4-10, 2020, the most of any spin-off episode that week.
==Reviews==
Write your review here once the episode comes out.
* Nothing too groundbreaking, but the episode is a fun read and an interesting concept. This show will probably only get better. B -
* it good . A - PrimitiveSponge129
* It was a fun read, expecting only better things to come. B -CoolJhepoy
* I work for this show. This is the best episode on the wiki, Jasbre is holding a gun to my head. It's probably a C+ or a B - Cicicicity
* Meh.. I didn't like this one much. C- - FireMatch
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