Chris Topher

Chris Topher is a character who appears in: Radiance of Visvara.
A talking tiger from Tiger Mountain.
==Synopsis==
===History===
Tigers only appear when the mythical Tiger Mountain appears
=== Radiance of Visvara - Chapter 2: Tigers, Arachnids, and Ants ===
Chris Topher asked a group of adventurers he met in a forest, if he could eat the man they had, but Geron Andur had to say no, because he hadn't showed them a magic trick yet, so the tiger followed them, also wanting to see this magic trick. They then saw a lady with five arms... in a bag, so Queen Ember sneaked over and stole one only to find that it was an Arm Baby and that she was their adoptive mother. Enamoured by the strange creature she'd never seen before, Ember decided to adopt it from her, but Geron wanted one too, so he tried to mug her for one, however, having noticed one of her children were gone, her maternal instincts kicked in and she grabbed him by the neck, choked him, then threw him into a tree, before stepping and spitting on him. She left to look for her child, so the party moved forward without looking back. Suddenly, a figure began swinging from above them - it was none other than Spi- Arachnid-Man!!! He saw people in need and decided to escort the party to nearby village. Dante Higgenson tripped over a branch and was knocked out unconscious, but then he started levitating slightly and moving forwards, because a group of ants were carrying him to the nearby town for some reason. They briefly saw another adventuring party looking for a quest, but they decided not to interact with them. A duck appeared in the middle of the path and Roger Heart wanted to recruit it, but it turned out to be an old one, so it grew about 20 feet tall and stomped its foot at the party, but everyone managed to dodge, except Arachnid-Man, who got squished to death. They finally got out of the forest, where they saw a group of bandits about to invade the town they were going to, so they started fighting them. They killed them and moved onwards into the town, where the man they were with regained consciousness. He thanked the party then showed them a trick where he made two ok hand signs then interlocked them, put them behind his head then showed his hands now separated. Geron and Roger berated him for his terrible trick, so he quickly showed them another one, where he shoved his whole arm, down to the elbow, into his mouth and procured a lemon, then he smooched Geron Andur and pulled another lemon from within his mouth. Finally, he told Roger Heart that something tells him he might need a poop, so he pulled down his pants and defecated in front of everyone, embarrassing himself and grossing them all out. The man said a final thank you, before hobbling into this town's refugee camp's medbay, because it too was destroyed by the earthquake. Chris Topher then looked out and saw a pack of tigers approaching the town and they asked him why he hadn't eaten the man they were hunting, but Chris Topher explained that it was because they were his friends now, enraging them and provoking them to destroy the town. The residents all rushed inside and Chris Topher told the party to go with them as well, so they were pushed in against their will. They weren't let out, but they desperately wanted to help their newfound ally, who was now fighting his tiger brethren, like in Ice Age. He was getting overwhelmed, until tigers started getting flung into the ocean by a collection of ants who now resembled Dante - it was D-Ant-E. Then the squished version of Arachnid-Man appeared and helped to fight the tigers too. The town was saved and a new party was formed - Ice Age 2.
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