PTR's Copypastas

The server relatively long existance produced some very memeable texts, or so called copypastas. 
== Greek defeat ==
During Patria (PTR RP 1), Basil (who was playing Greece) got absolutelly destroyed defeated in a war against the Ottomans. Thus, Basil decided to write an event announcing his defeat, little did he know he had just created the RP's first sticking copypasta...
Greek Defeat 
We as a nation have been defeated by the Ottomans and have become a vassal of them and are under their iron fist once more the Greek people are no longer free and our nation and army is a joke an embarrisment to the legacy of Alexander and Justinian they as of right now are rolling in their graves we should be a ashamed of ourselves we dont deserve to lead the Greek people
== Help I faped 4 times ==
The copypasta was the finest jewel from Algie's dickposting era.
HELP I FAPED 4 TIMES TODAY AND YESTERDAY MY DICK FEELS LIKE IT WILL FALL OFF BUT I WON'T STOP DOING IT AGAIN HOLY SHIT WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME
== In an istant ==
This copypasta references a famous text from the JPG RP...
in an instant every major city in durrani territory as well as mars are ripped apart, the ground itself is ripped open in many parts as the durrani empire turns to dust. Simultaneously all durrani satellites not already destroyed by erusea are fired upon by a strange weapon and all blow up well alt, now it's time for the real fighting
== I fucking hate this RP ==
This copypasta instead it's about Nick and his reaction after he got beaten in a nations roleplay.
I fucking hate this RP and you all fucking toxic community i spent soo much time dedicated to this rp and some dickheads had to ruin it was just trying to nit get inti wars be peaceful and be proseperus and colonize alot and im pretty sad and angry becaude i wasted too much time here to just get annexed for no reason Before i leave everyone i especially hate and i wont be friends with any more
== Well done retards, you have broken the mod ==
During the development of the HOI4 PTR mod, Omino took a predominant role in its development. This took a toll on him, becoming more grouchy and difficult to work with, until he snapped:
@Head Dev @Assistant Dev Well done retards, you have broken the mod.This is why I said we had to do potraits first. But NOOOOOOOO, let's not listen the one that pretty much did 90% of the work singlehandendly. Jesus christ this "team" it's worse than a bunch of children, doing wtf they have in mind but not doing anything in the substance at the end. The next time if someone does something I haven't said to do I assure you I'll would make you pass your worst 5 minutes in discord.
== Doodlate struck his sword on his spherical friend ==
Doodlate struck his sword on his spherical friend, a line going down the middle of malleokid, blood stained doodlate's hands , the red fluid ran through the middle of Malleo's split, however what doodlate would see then, is something he would never forget.
As the sphere split in half, both halves falling parallel of eachother, a light shone from Malleo's insides, a light brighter than that of a thousand suns, and while it was gentle, it's brightness spoke of rage, Doodlate knew that what he had made was a mistake, perhaps it was the biggest mistake of his life. The light, only Doodlate could know what it was, it was incomprehensible and it's majestic beauty could drive any man to insanity, needless to say, it was Allah himself.
As the light towered over doodlate, the man, with bloodied hands knelt in front of allah, tears ran through his cheeks and began to narrate the quran in between choked struggles of his own saliva, he could barely breathe, Doodlate was repenting for what he had done, over and over again, doodlate spoke prayers, but none of them were heard, as the might and rage of the god that stood before him struck him down, finally, banishing doodlate to the next realm, where he would spent eternity to repent.
== Malleo's Sauna ==
Malleo walks into the sauna and locks the door behind him, everyone goes silent at the sight of his muscles. Saba scoots a bit to the side, leaving an empty seat for malleo with hopes that he would sit next to him. But, to saba's disappointment, malleo sits next to Macho and wraps his muscular, veiny arms around him. Hue was sitting across the room, facing malleo. He couldn't take his eyes off malleo's thick cock covered in a forest of pubes. He bit his lip as malleo stretched and tapper his cock on the bench. "Why are we so silent, boys? Let's wash eschother's backs.." Saba hesitantly grabs a bar of soap and starts washing Hue's back who seems to enjoy it quite a bit. But suddenly he drops the soap on accident. As soon as the bar of pink soap hit the cold stone floor of the sauna, malleo turned his head to saba. "Come on.. pick it up." Malleo said as he walked up behind saba and was towering over him. Saba winced a bit as he reached for the soap. Just before he grabbed the bar, he felt something come inside him.. what happened next is a secret
== AoC2 Community's Tiananmen copypasta ==
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== Algie's Arianas copypasta ==
ARIANAS, I WILL RAPE YOUR FUCKING SLAVIC ASS, YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID. YOU ARE AN AMERICAN COCK SUCKER, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOUR ANCESTORS WERE PROBABLY SO INBRED THAT IT LED TO YOU HAVING FUCKING AUTISM. MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU BE THIS RETARDED YOU DISCOUNT POLISH RETARD. THE RUSSIANS SHOULD'VE NEVER CONQUERED POLAND, THEY SHOULD'VE LET NEIGHBOURS ANCESTORS FINISH RAPING YOU SO THAT YOUR BRAIN DEAD ASS WOULD'VE NEVER HAVE TO POLUTE GOD'S EARTH. I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE AS RETARDED AS YOU. YOU ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW, EVEN IN PTR STANDARDS, EVEN NICK ISNT A TROGLODITE LIKE YOU.