The Toxic Avenger/Trailer transcripts

==Theatrical Trailer==
After the Troma Team logo plays, we get our first look at Melvin (Mark Torgl), janitor at the Tromaville Health Club.
:Announcer: Meet little Melvin. (He looks in a mirror, flexing his arm.) He's a 90-pound weakling. (People at the club push him around.) Everyone hated Melvin.
:Denizen 1: I'm gonna take this mop and shove it down your throat!
:Announcer: (As we cut to inside the locker room) They teased him...
:Denizen 2: I wanna do it with you.
:Melvin: Okay! (While he kisses, she presses her hand against his face and pushes him back. We then cut to the rest of the customers laughing at a distraught Melvin.)
:Announcer: ...they taunted him, they tormented him (Melvin jumps out of a window...) until he had a horrifying accident and fell into a vat of nuclear waste...
Cut to Melvin in the tub, transforming.
:Announcer: ...transforming little Melvin into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength! Melvin became the Toxic Avenger!
The title zooms out onto the screen, with a trail behind it. We then cut to Toxie's new home.
:Announcer: The first superhero born out of nuclear waste! (Three punks beat up a policeman.) Yes, the muggers and the rapists didn't know what law and order was until the Toxic Avenger came to town! (Toxie throws one of the punks into a stack of boxes.)
:Punk: Holy shit! (Toxie continues to beat up the other punk.)
:Policeman: I don't know what it was, but...he saved my life.
We iris into a spinning newspaper that reads "MONSTER MOPS UP MOBSTERS." The scene changes to a local Mexican restaurant, with some mercenaries barging in.
:Mercenary: Alright everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out! (Following a gunshot, they start attacking.)
:Announcer: The vandals and the perverts had their way with the people of Tromaville until the Toxic Avenger ripped them apart! (Toxie does just that, ripping both arms off one of the criminals. One of the citizens screams, then we cut to Toxie at home.) The Toxic Avenger! (Cut to him at the pool, looking for a kill.) His face is so terrifying...
One other guy screams enough to pee his pants.
:Announcer: ...we can't show it to you now. You'll have to see the movie for yourself! (More clips of evildoers screaming and Toxie dishing out justice follow.) The Toxic Avenger can bend steel with his bare hands... (A car approaches Toxie.)
:Driver: Get it!
:Announcer: ...leap small cars in a single bound! (Back at the gym, a dope peddler hooks up one of the customers.) He crushes drug pushers...
The pusher screams as Toxie puts him under a set of weights, then dropping him. Before anything bloody can be shown, however, we cut to a car flipping as it bumps into another car. In a night scene, someone runs their bike into a car.
:Announcer: ...smashes hit-and-run drivers...
Toxie punches through a wall, scaring a girl on the other side. Back at the restaurant...
:Announcer: ...and gives all criminals their just desserts.
Toxie feeds the mercenary to death. Cut to Toxie walking through a pile of waste.
:Announcer: The Toxic Avenger!
:Chef: He was a hero! (Cut to Toxie picking up two kids playing in the middle of the street.)
:Announcer: He's a hero... (A car passes by, not killing anybody.)
:Kid: Wow! (Cut to an alley.)
:Announcer: ...he's a fighter...
A thug slams a slab of wood onto Toxie, only for it to break. He gives them a good fight, slamming him into a stack of boxes. Cut to Toxie with his girlfriend, Sara (Andree Maranda).
:Announcer: ...he's a lover. (Cut back to Toxie's home, as Sara feels his face.)
:Sara: Why, Melvin, you're beautiful! (After about a half second of sex between Toxie and Sara, we cut to a crowd.)
:Announcer: The good citizens love him! (Cut to Mayor Pete Belgoody [Pat Ryan] getting a massage.) The fat and corrupt hate him!
:Mayor Belgoody: Kill that bastard for me. You gotta KILL HIM!
:Policeman: (Making a Nazi salute) Ja! (Tanks and soldiers line up to make their move.)
:Announcer: Will he survive? (Shots are fired, but Toxie is unfazed. More clips of mayhem follow.) For incredible explosive action, you must see...The Toxic Avenger! He's a different kind of hero!
The carnage continues, including car stunts, murder, and a policeman's hands being on fire.
:Announcer: The Toxic Avenger is coming to your town! Look out!
The title zooms out again, and the background fades out. The trailer ends after that.
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