The Boa Lacing System

The Boa Lacing System is a system used by the professonal snowman, Eca Baxter. He uses it to add shoe laces to 
boa constrictors and ties them.
== Steps ==
# Get your Boa Constricor
# Get your shoe laces
# Fuse the two
# Tie the strings
# DONE
== Why? ==
Nobody knows why people even do this. Eca told Billy Mays "Don't forget the Boa Lacing System". Baxter says it helps make sheep more intelligent
== What happens if you leave it untied too long ==
The boa explodes and you die.
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