May 30 Squid Island presidential debate/Transcript

This transcript will be from the point of view of the host; Slogo. The time will also be set to the time it is said in the video.
== Characters ==
* Slogo (host)
* Jelly
* Crainer
== Transcript (WIP) ==
(12:58) Slogo: So, the format today... Ooh ooh ooh, before we start, I would like us to do the pledge.
(13:05) Jelly: Alright!
Crainer: Oh yes, I've got it ready, I've got it ready.
(13:06) Slogo: Alright, take it away Crainer.
(13:09 - 13:27): The three do the pledge.
(13:27) Crainer: You guys didn't have your book at all, any of you?
(13:30) Slogo: No, we were doing... we were harmonizing.
Jelly: No, we were... talking.
(13:33) Slogo: Let me explain how this is gonna go.
(13:35) Crainer: Okay...
Jelly: Yes.
(13:36) Slogo: So, you guys have collected some key points...
(13:38) Crainer: Key notes?
Jelly: Correct.
Slogo: Each of you are gonna take turns making your point, and then the opposition may respond to the point, and then it's closed and then we move on to the next one, okay?
(13:49) Crainer: That sounds good!
Jelly: What?
(13:51) Crainer: So who starts?
Jelly: So who's making the points? That doesn't make any sense, but alright.
(13:54) Slogo: Look, we're making it- we're just working with it, okay? You don't have to play with everything...
(13:56) Crainer: So, who starts, who goes first, mister?
Jelly: Ay ay, it's just gonna be a messy order is what I'm saying.
(14:00) Slogo: Alright, I'm gonna flip a coin...
Crainer: Yes
Jelly: There's no coins in Minecraft...
(14:05) Slogo: Alright, ready? Heads or tails, Jelly?
(14:07) Crainer: Heads.
Jelly: Tails.
(14:09) Slogo: I said Jelly... but uh. Okay, uh, Jelly said tails?
Crainer: Mhm.
Jelly: Yep.
(14:14) Slogo: It's tails! So Jelly gets to go first.
Crainer: Dang it!
(14:21-14:37) Jelly: My first point is integrity, now Crainer my responsibility is to act lawfully in all my dealings as president. Have you been lawfully Crainer? I don’t think that’s necessarily true.
(14:43-15:03) Crainer: Okay, *clears throat*. Have I always been the best citizen? No! But I have served my sentence, and I think that clears me of the suspicion that was once with hell towards me before I serve said..*unaudible*, prison sentence. And that ladies and gentlemen is what you do, as a lawful citizen. 
Slogo: Okay, time! Now Crainer, I would like you to make your point please. 
(15:25) Crainer: Uh*clears throat*. Have I always been the best citizen? No! But I have served my sentence, and I think that clears me of the suspicion that was once with hell towards me before I serve said..*unaudible*, prison sentence. And that ladies and gentlemen is what you do, as a lawful citizen. 
Slogo: Okay, time! Now Crainer, I would like you to make your point please.