Two Nuts Too Nutty

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Speak with Xylle.
==Script==
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Halldor 	Still at it, are we? I thought you might be. Aye, I felt you had a bright future with Clan Nutsy, and sure enough, you're not dead yet─which is more than I can say about some other poor sods.
Halldor 	I've even heard whispers that you've caught the eye of our Eulmoran patrons...
Halldor 	What, no one told you? The whole system we've got here in the Crystarium first originated in Eulmore.
Halldor 	Once upon a time a few perfumed gentlemen were bored out of their wits and desperate for entertainment, and so they pooled their considerable resources and started placing bounties on dangerous beasts to attract hunters.
Halldor 	Their original intent was apparently to derive amusement from the gruesome deaths of those foolish and greedy enough to pursue these marks. A reprehensible pastime, wouldn't you agree?
Halldor 	But people are stronger and more clever than many realize. Like you─one-nut marks hardly pose a challenge to you now, do they? All the more reason to pester Xylle for permission to take on two-nut bills.
 	
Xylle 	So Halldor thinks you're ready to undertake two-nut bills now, does he? How intriguing... Oh, why not.
Xylle 	We're down a few ranking hunters, so perhaps you can make up for their absence.
Xylle 	Do bear in mind that should you die whilst in pursuit of a mark, you will receive no compensation.
Xylle 	You will also be dead, which would be an inconvenience for the both of us. We have great expectations for you, hunter.
 	
Halldor 	You're ready for two-nut marks─I can feel it in my bones! March up to Xylle and demand she grant you permission to take them on!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Lakeland Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV