Coach Conversations: The Sequel

Coach Conversations: The Sequel (sometimes referred to as Coach Conversations 2, and abbreviated as CC2 or CC:TS) is the second thread in the Coach Conversations series. It was opened by DynamoDerp11 on December 14, 2019.
==Coaches==
Starting with this thread, the limit of 10 coaches was removed, since according to the users, “It’s more fun to have unlimited coaches”.
Coach Conversations: The Sequel features 58 coaches, of which 5 of them have already appeared in Coach Conversations, while the other 53 are completely new.
Returning Coaches	Returning Coaches	Returning Coaches	Returning Coaches	Returning Coaches
Ethan 	Mary 	Stacey 	Li Wei 	Ghost
New Coaches	New Coaches	New Coaches	New Coaches	New Coaches	New Coaches
Benji 	Jian 	Seth 	Xiao 	Morgan 	Luke
Shun 	Celestina 	Xin 	Cass 	Robo-Shawn 	Elise
Chris 	Alex 	Zack 	Sydney 	Meia 	Sam
Raina 	Anthony 	2s 	Kaylea 	Adara 	Neva
Ivy 	Aria 	Paul 	1r 	Benjamin 	Lance
Jennifer 	Dez 	Desmond 	Alan 	Diana 	Lucy
Fiona 	Tori 	Athena 	Eric 	Camilo 	Oliver
Estelle 	Cyber 	i2 	r4 	v20 	Alan (Before drama)
C5Jay 	Aiden 	Wannabe 	Simon 	Takane 	
==Roleplayers==
*AlexTheJustDancer (as Ethan, Seth, Morgan, Cass, Dez, Desmond, Alan, and Aiden)
*Xxdenmexx (as Mary, Stacey, Chris, Alex, Zack, Lance, Jennifer, Diana, Lucy, and Camilo)
*OneEmoticon (as Li Wei and Ghost)
*DynamoDerp11 (as Benji, Celestina, Oliver, Cyber, i2, r4, and v20)
*EdoJPV (as Jian, Shun, and Takane)
*Kanetrealms (as Xiao, Luke, Shawn, Elise, Sydney, Meia, Sam, 2s (3s back then), Kaylea, Adara, Neva, Ivy, Aria, Paul, 1r, Tori, Athena, and Estelle)
*IiCyberFoox (as Xin, Anthony, Benjamin, Fiona, Eric, C5Jay, and Simon)
*HandsomeFanDude (as Raina)
*AnimationIsAwesome (as Wannabe)
==Dialogue==
*A hyphen indicates the quote or action was interrupted-
**a text in between apostrophes indicates the coach is doing an action*
*(a text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)
*Some events here have been retconned from the current canon.
Benji: Hey, everyone's invited to my house! I wanna get to know y'all.Jian: Where is it?Seth: I dunno. Someone needs to ask Benji, cause I’ve never been.Xiao: I can't come. I've got to heal and chillax in the mountains with my yoga buddies.Morgan: So does that mean you can’t come?Xiao: What do you thinkLuke: Yep, no.Seth: Guys, please forgive him, he’s ignorant by nature.Xiao: Actually I’m a girl and really dumb pun you got there, wait aren’t you Liam Payne 2.0? Because you look like a member of One Direction.Seth: One, I was saying Morgan is ignorant, not you. Second, what’s One Direction? Maybe you should ask Morgan about that. I’m not into that kind of music.Morgan: DID SOMEONE SAY ONE DIRECTION??????Seth: Oh, so NOW you listen?????Luke: Why even bother going to this party when you could come to my large, fabulous rich house! Filled with goodies left to right!
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Stacey: What am I doing here?Shun: We're going to a party in Benji's home. Well, unless Luke wants to brag more...Seth: Well, me and Morgan are lucky enough to have a house.Stacey: OMG, so awkward, I don’t know anybody here besides Luke :'vBenji: Helloooooooo, fellow sentient humans! I brought snacks!Celestina: I'm not hungry, and this party is boring.Jian: Then leave. I'm staying here.Seth: I agree with Celestina, I’m bored. Goodbye.Morgan: Where Seth goes, I go, so bye! WAIT UP!!!!Stacey: Not even when being with that gay couple I get so bored, so BYE!!Benji: WAITWAITWAIT DON'T GO MY THERAPIST SAYS I NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS--Celestina: Too bad. I'm outta here.Benji: Seriously, don't go! *inhales* Celestina, if you leave, I'll tell everyone about your past. Celestina: ...You wouldn't dare.Luke: Me and Xiao would leave... Xiao: But they are spilling tea about people so I have to stay.Stacey: Oooo, gossips 7u7Celestina: I'm not kidding, if you reveal ANYTHING, I'll crush you with moonlight.Benji: Really? You'd crush the one person who protected you? That wouldn't be very nice, now would it?-Celestina: SHUT UPLuke: The gossip is slowly starting to unravelBenji: Hey, now everyone wants to stay! What should we do first?Celestina: ...Are you okay? You just went all sadistic on me.Seth: Hey guys, I forgot something. What are you guys talking about?
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Xin: Hi...Seth: Hey. Who are you? I have not seen you before.Xiao: Hey look, another foreigner. That’s nice.Luke: This just shows all the amazing diversity throughout all the different countries in the world 😀Xiao: Well with Donald Trump impeached, that means we can now have diversity, something Trump would have hated.Xin: ...Uh...does that mean...Stacey: Ethan gave me some Starbucks, now I can’t sleep :'vXiao: Where is Ethan?Stacey: I don’t know :vBenji: This is great! Anyone's welcome at this party. Anyway, what should we do?Shun: We could play truth or dare?Ethan: Hey guys, what are you doing?Cass: Yeah, what are you doing?Xin: I think there was a party.Benji: We're playing Truth Or Dare!
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Chris: Alright, we’re here I guessMary: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAlex: *annoyed* could you act normal for once in your life?Mary: NO! :DZack: Is Mary, what do you expect?Stacey: Hello, my fellow b*tchesBenji: WOAH!! Now it's a party! This calls for something more... exciting than Truth Or Dare. But what?Celestina: Do not suggest ANYTHING that has to do with the paranormal or supernatural, if you value your lives. Just warnin' y'all.
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Mary: Benji, Stacey told me 7u7Benji: WHAT?!? Uh, I mean... uh, are you okay with it? I mean, I know you'd never go for nerds like me, so-Celestina: Shut up. Please.Mary: Everyone would say I would just go and accept it (looking at you, Alex) and my answer is... NOPEAlex: :O.Mary: Sorry to say it Benji... but even weirdettes like me have quality controlsChris: I’ve lived long enough to see Mary rejecting someoneBenji: See, this is why I don't tell people things! I end up getting humiliated.Shawn: Okay, I know I shouldn't but I kinda like Celestina, she's kinda cute.Elise: I thought you were gay.Shawn: Correction, I'm bisexual.Celestina: Woah, woah, woah, wait. Someone LIKES me?!?
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Shawn: I have an early Christmas present.Sydney: What is it Shawn?Shawn: You’ll see.Benji: Woah! Present? What is it?Celestina: My friends, you have just witnessed the Benji Turnaround™.
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Stacey: Shawn, I don’t understand you. You first say you’re asexual, then you say you’re gay, and now you say you’re bi?Zack: And I thought I was undecided with my lifeShawn: I could go on and on about you guys, Mary being a stupid hopeless romantic, Stacey going vegan, and Chris and Alex having a crazy relationship, and Zack's the only normal one.Zack: GAY MAN LIKE ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE MEShawn: Oh, nevermind.Alex: He has been singing that since yesterday ._.Sydney: Least he's not this girl.Meia: I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM, CAN'T TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOUChris: Mary, look! Someone as weird as you!Everyone in unison: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOElise: Okay we should shut up <:/Stacey: Oooooooo tell somebody, you gon’ tell somebody!Mary: GrAnDmA ToLd mE, GeT yO MoNeY bLaCk MaNShawn: What the hell is happening, the bride weirdette is trying to look cool?Chris, Alex and Zack (Drunk): GAY MAN LIKE ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE ME, LA LA LA, GAY MAN LIKE ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE ME, LA LA LA, GAY-MAN-LIKE-ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE ME, LA LA LA, GAY MAN LIKE ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE ME!!Stacey: Wanna complain about Mary anymore?Shawn: Uh, Kanetrealms put out a new episode!Mary: Yes! >:vStacey: What happened to the holiday special?Elise: Long story short uhLuke: nO sPOiLerS
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Xin: What's going on here...Mary: StAcEy bRiNg yOuR DoGStacey: My dog is a pitbullSam: I think you should-Luke: PICK ME, I FIT THE BILL!Sam: ...Mary: Sam! Luke! k i s sLuke (in christmas clothes): ALRIGHT GUYS, I'M BACK! *kisses Sam but on complete accident kisses his mustache*Kanetrealms: There, you happy?Mary: But it’s not your normal appearance :(Raina: Okay, what is going on right now?Luke: I hate the word “normal”. It’s Christmas time, come on!Alex: Didn’t I kill you?Mary: Oh, true *dies*Everybody except Alex: 0_0Raina: I'm just.. uh.. gonna get some water! Yeah! *walks out of room*Alex: *pulls out gun and shots upwards*Chris: Honey, stop doing thatStacey: Yes! >:'vZack: aLL ThE oThEr KiDs WiTh ThEiR pUmPeD uP KiCkSRaina: *walks in with water* That song was so 9 years ago!Alex: I thought you were just running away from me.Raina: I was saying it sarcastically so you won't come after me and kill me while I was filling up a cup. *drinks cup of water in Spanish*Alex: *calms down*Chris: Oof *hugs him* <3Alex: Me enamoras <3.
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Anthony: Hi, so what's up?Xin: Another one of these new people. That's cool...Celestina: ...Benji, what happened?Benji: SHSHSHSHHSH! I'm calling Oliver. He's going to calm this party down.Celestina: Calm it down?? I'm fine with this party, as long as it takes that dude's mind off me. Seriously, if you call Oliver, you'll be a laughingstock for years.
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Sydney: I just realized that most of us are weird.Shawn: Have you realized I'm chromokeyed yet?3s: Have you realized I'm not human yet?Kaylea: How long did it take for you to realize most of us are weird?Sydney: ...Stacey: Lol
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Luke: What's the latest tea, guys?Elise: I'm in need of knowing.Chris: Mary sending someone to the friendzone I guess...Elise: BTW, did you know that at the end of my remake dance, there is a cropping error?Kaylea: Where is it?Stacey: I already knew thatMary: Me too :pShawn: I got my present, I had to make about 50 copies for all of you guys but here it is!
Mary: Is... nice I guess?Zack: Wtf is that?Shawn: If that's not your cup of sparks, then this will be!
Mary: Your other face is betterStacey: YeaChris: Are you girls trying to ambush him or something?Mary: Shut up, you also did it during its timeChris: I have changed for thenAlex: Are you sure about that?Chris: YESShawn: Hey, I showed you my face, at least.Elise: Why are you guys still ambushing this tired 17 year old?Mary: Lance is 23 and a lot of people ambush him so... btw he gave me this ring, do you like it?Shawn: Are you marrying a 23 year old? Bleh.Mary: He didn’t asked me to marry him, he just gave me the ring as a christmas present, tho I wouldZack: Ah, but if he was ugly, then you put 14 demands for sexual harassment
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Adara: HI, AND WELCOME TO MY FIERY!Neva: Uh... hey.Ivy: Goddess of plants, my name is Ivy.Aria: Goddess on the mountaintopAria: I'm the goddess of cameras!Xin: Who are all these people...This is crazy...Paul: Gold god.1r: Electric god.Chris: I used to be a god, but I lost that rankSydney: OofMary: Gold god?Alex: Don’t start.Paul: Paul will not accept a bride.Stacey: This is the part where he results to be gay, right?Anthony: Uhh...Benjamin: Yo.Xin: ...Hm?Anthony: Hey there buddy! What's up?Xin: So... What's the big deal?Benjamin: So, I heard there was a party, so I just came here with curiosity.Xin: By chance... Who are you?Benjamin: My name is Benjamin.Anthony: Nice, welcome to the party, Benjamin.Benjamin: So...anyone up for playing a game?Elise: Yes. 7 Minutes of Heaven, Spin the Bottle, Kiss-Chasey?Sydney: Why do they have to be love-related?Stacey: Maybe Elise is as needy as MaryLance: Or she just wants to kiss meAlex: no.Kaylea: Yeah, I'm sorry, but we don't have any ideas.Shawn: You can never run out of ideas if you talk with robots!Kaylea: You're like the only robot.3s: Am I a joke to you?
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Zack: Alex...Alex: ¿Que?Zack: I still like you :cAlex: WHAT!?Chris: Didn’t you like me now?Zack: Sometimes I feel like it’s better to lie, so people don’t suspect or anythingStacey: I... have to go, I gotta feed Dog!Mary: I’ll go with you!Both girls: *leave*The gay trio: ...Both girls (in the distance): LET’S SHIP!!!Luke: To quote whoever has said this before, “What happened! We need to find out!”Alex: relykS nommus ILuke: Weren't you with the trio? Why are you suddenly he--- oh, you can disappear and reappear, you have magic.Alex: I don’t use magic, I use supernaturality.Jennifer: *comes in* Hello! What are you talking about?Kaylea: Oh oh oh, it's magic, you know, never believe it's not soElise: It's magic, you know, never believe it's not sooooooooooooo ohhhhhhhJennifer: What?Kaylea: Never been awake, never seen a day breakElise: Leaning on my pillow in the morningJennifer: ...Alex: Can you stop? She’s normal.Kaylea: *whispers* It's a way to calm down Elise.Elise: I love my sunny dayZack: Y’all are going to corru- *a bullet falls on his head, killing him*Jennifer: O_OAlex: Oops.Elise: O_OSydney: You wanna date Alex anymore Jennifer?Dez: what are you doing? not like i’d care.Desmond: I haven’t the slightest idea.Elise: We just murdered Zack, so now he's dead and Alex is probably going to bury him deep. Alex, are we going to give him a funeral, or should we keep him dead?Alex: He actually died for my fault, remember when I shot upwards?Elise: Well you get the idea.Ethan: ... Alright, me and Cass are gonna head out. Come on!Cass: Yeah, me too.Jennifer: Wait, am I in a shooting?Alex: That was yesterday.Jennifer: *runs away screaming at the top of her lungs*Stacey and Mary: *come in*Stacey: Guys, I’ve got merc- Why is Zack on the floor?
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Elise: I knew Cass beforehand because I know Brianna, me and her are very close.Luke: So that's why you don't trust the relationship, Brianna is feeding you false info?Elise: What false info?Alan: uh.... what are you guys doing....?Luke: Shawn look, another robot!Alan: I’m not a robot, I’m a person, I just don’t choose to reveal my face.Stacey: Ooo, more goss- Alex, Chris, where are you taking Zack?The gay couple: *dragging Zack’s corpse*Chris: Don’t think we’re going to bury him or somethingAlex: We’re going to revive him.Elise: Hold on, one second.Kaylea: What are you gonna do?*they left*Mary: Poor Jennifer :PLuke: :PJennifer: *comes back like a boomerang* I’m bored :'vAlan: uh.... do you like video games? i do, and i have my switch with me if you wanna play a game together.Jennifer: Sure!Kanetrealms: Uh, these coaches don't play the Switch.Alan: oh... sorry... i didn’t know... but i don’t have any other game consoles....
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Zack: *wearing Stacey's gorilla costume* Hello! :DAlex: Done.Stacey: Wait, IS THAT MY GORILLA COSTUME?Alan: uh.... so i guess we can’t play on my switch then.... idk what to do...Chris: Kiss your couple maybe?Alex: Wanna do it?Chris: SureBoth: *quick kiss*Mary: ...I’m tired of shipping these two! >:vStacey: Yeah, let’s ship Disney characters!Zack: Oh no...Elise: Weren't you just dead 5 seconds ago? Anyway, I've always shipped Goofy with Daisy, I mean those two look great!Everyone: Please noElise: Carly and Freddie were f***king goals though.Sydney: That's Nickelodeon.Jennifer: I have to agree with EliseElise: On what?Sydney: Probably iCarly.Stacey: Alex and Zack 7u7 I MEAN, LUKE AND SAMElise: Alex would probably be happier with Zack tho ngl.Alex: I’m happy with Chris.Chris: And I’m happy with AlexAlex: You are the ones that keep inventing false rumours about us.Elise: I said "probably". Oh well, least you aren't Mary.Mary: At least I’m not a f***ing killerAdara: You will never see the truth coming!Stacey: About what?Adara: You want to hear something. Here is the truth.Neva: A long time ago, back in middle school, Mary used to think she was the best person in the world, so she rallied up everyone against me, and bullied me nonstop. I don't want to explain this too much, but she like, threw fire at me knowing I was an ice goddess, and also belittlemed in front of everyone.Alex: She’s a psycho (like me) where’s the surprise?Zack: And she still thinks she’s the best :vMary: Guys, I’m not that mean!!Stacey: If a goddess says it...Chris: Wait, I think I remember you, Neva, but from where...Neva: Were you the Gold God's assistant or something like that?Chris: No... but I think I met you when I was 5, when I was still learning how to use my god powers...Neva: Huh, do you remember Adara though?Chris: I think my sister knows more about thatDiana: Hello, you three were classmates in elementary.Alex: >:(.Diana: Oh, hi Alex, don’t think I’m going to wreck you or something, lol.Neva: What do you mean?Diana: You three were classmates in elementary school.Alex: Are you seriously not going to do anything?Diana: no.Jennifer: What is happening now?Elise: Oh, nothing much just-Luke: ALEX IS GAY!Everyone: ...Alex: Seriously?Diana: Ugh, humans, Lucy, can we leave?Lucy: Sure.Both women: *leave*
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Fiona: So...I heard there was a party here. What's up?Anthony: Sup...Name's Anthony, I guess...Jennifer: Aaaaaaa having to make new friends sucks!Alex: You can still turn emo and talk to no one ;).Xin: Right now, I think everyone's asleep.Stacey: None of us can sleepMary: *snores*Stacey: Well I guess she can
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Benjamin: Did you know I have a british accent?Everyone: ...Benjamin: Ok, that's not important, I guess.Alex: Well, ¡Yo puedo hablar en español!Chris: Um-Alex: Oh, I thought we were telling unnecessary things.Fiona: ...Eh, i'll go to a bedroom upstairs and join the others.
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Benji: OKAY, PEOPLE! Oliver's coming and that means-Celestina: BENJI THIS IS A BAD IDEA YOU'LL KILL THE PARTY-Benji: -we need to adjust a little. Oliver has philophobia, which pretty much means he's afraid of love. When he arrives-Celestina: STOP IT THIS IS AN AMAZING PARTY AND OLIVER WILL JUST KILL IT-Benji: -you CANNOT do or say ANYTHING that has to do with love. If you do, he'll go into a full-blown panic attack. Oh, and he's also afraid of loud noises.Alan: what did you say?Tori: Hey look, another paranoid person just like me!Jennifer: There are like 15 paranoics on here...Alan: uh.... i am gonna go sit in the corner and play a game or something *sits in the corner and plays on switch*Morgan: Well, Seth’s left already, so I’m gonna go as well. Bye!Desmond: Farewell, fellow human!Dez: bye, not like i careAlan: oh... uh, bye, i guess.Mary: Yay! One less psycho!Alex: You and I are still here.Elise: Remember me.Shawn: Should I consruct a psycho-killer robot?Alex: *pulls out gun and shoots Shawn*TAKE TWOAlex: I can destroy it you know.3s: Can you destroy a cult though?Stacey: *pulls out a bucket of water and throws it at 3s*Elise: I should just kill this trend *pulls out cannon and shoots it multiple times, killing everyone*........
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Mary: Freeze! I’m Ma B-Stacey: Wait, Chris’s sister didn’t revive you >:vAdara: Wait, I know you, Diana, I could’ve sworn I saw you in god school.Diana: Yes!Adara: When did you graduate? I graduated 2 years ago.Diana: I actually don’t remember, but I think it was when I turned 19, see, I am normally the fountain of memories for Chris.Adara: I think you know the fire side, but do you remember Neva and Ivy? Neva was the ruler of ice, and Ivy was the ruler of natureDiana: I do remember Neva, but not a lot about Ivy...Stacey: I’m confused af :'vAdara: Ivy and I were really close because fire and nature go well together. Neva and I were cold-heart enemies, although we don’t hate each other as much now.Mary: Now I wonder something, Chris, when did you lost the God rank?Chris: When I turned 14Stacey: Yeah... but why?Chris: I don’t like God’s life
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Kaylea: Is Mary permanently dead?Mary: Protagonists don’t DIE!! >:DAlex: *shoots Mary* Let’s see if that works for at least... 2 hours.Elise: Well if that’s the case, then I’m pretty sure Sydney and Sam would be immortal. And you’d be dead <:)Alex: *shoots Elise* :).Shawn: *pulls up screen with a keyboard on it* Let me type in this real quick. *the entire world turns dark*.Diana: *lights up* You can’t against a goddess you know.Jennifer: Can we please stop killing? :'vShawn: I would not do it if it weren't for the fact that people are being stupid right now. Also I have a code list *types in secret code used to mortalize stupid people* There, I put down Mary and Elise into a coma <:)Jennifer: Seriously, can we stop?Stacey: No :)Jennifer: Ok. *pulls out gun and shoots Stacey and Shawn*Alex: Dang!Jennifer: *shoots Alex, just in case*Chris: *pulls out spear and kills Jennifer*Lance: Why is everyone killing everyo-Chris: *kills Lance*Zack: *pulls out gun and points at Chris* :)Diana: Ight imma head out. *teleports to a safe place and takes Chris with her*Zack: Oh *shoots himself*
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Adara: *revives only Shawn and Jennifer* Welcome back to life!Jennifer: Wait, did I seriously just killed three people!? o_O, DIANA!!!Diana: UUUGGGHHH. *revives all of my coaches* There, try to behave like good teens please.Lance: Oof, that’s what death feels like?Adara: Why'd you revive Mary? If that's the case then I should revive Elise then.Stacey: Mary may be crazy, but she doesn’t kill unlike Elise, Alex, Chris, Jennifer, Sydney or Zack!Adara: But she is stupid and psycho. AND you revived Alex, Chris, & Zack too <:\Mary: I’m only a yaoi fangirlZack: I just sing "Gay Man Like Me" and the only time I’ve killed someone was myself so I still have a clean history.Chris: I just killed Sydney and Jennifer because they both have killed Alex, and Lance because I got cautivated by the momentAlex: ... (sh*t.)Sydney: All I did was accidentally kill someone. And the only thing worth putting on my history is that I don't want a threesome with Thibaut & Jonathan.Shawn: Diana, when are you gonna crush the world?Diana: I’m goddess of light, not goddess of death, and I was talking about Xxdenmexx’s coaches (and some of Kanetrealms’s).Shawn: Then what about Lucy? End my life.Diana: Lucy is goddess of dark, and if you want to end your life then... I don’t want to do it :'v.Chris: *kills Shawn with his spear* DoneShawn's spirit: I am way happier now.Mary: Is he permanently dead? :(Adara: I'm pretty sure everyone wants Shawn back, but I don't think he'd be happy returning back to this town.Mary: nOoOoOoOoOoAthena: In replacement of Shawn, me, Shawn's sister, will come on to replace him!Stacey: But Shawn is a male, he can’t be replaced! >:(Alex: Wow.Mary: Y LA CULPA NO ERA MÍA NI DONDE ESTABA NI COMO VESTÍA
Stacey: You almost destroy the world! How are you in heaven?Shawn: You're just jealous because you don't have an avatar.All my coaches but Stacey: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!Stacey: *pulls out gun but before she shoots someone...*Zack: *snatches the gun and slaps Stacey’s hand* NOShawn: There's one for Mary, one for Alex, and one for Chris.
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Alex: I’ve been looking around... there are avatars for Zack, Lance, Jennifer, Diana and Lucy
Shawn: And John.
Mary: Stacey, isn’t that your father?Stacey: Yeah... but why does he have the tie on his head?Shawn: Well I can't tell you but-Elise: Better off not telling.Stacey: Wait, do you guys know him?Shawn: His avatar is here with the name of the person, so that's how I know him.Stacey: But have you seen him? Like, in person?Shawn: No.Stacey: OhChris: Do you think he’s hiding something from you? 7u7Elise: What? Why are you making it seem like you have something to do with it?Adara: It's nothing, no worries.Stacey: ...Mary: Let’s play Describe anything in 4 words! >:DAlex: no.Mary: :'vSydney: Look at my avatar. What I would kill to get it.
Sam: This one makes me look so hot.
Chris: TrueAlex: I think I have to agree with you this time, my god <3.Elise: I'm surprised I have an avatar, to be honest. I'm not on JDU or JDN.Mary: Yet Luke doesn’t have one :vStacey: At least he’s on Unlimited ;-;Jennifer: Yes ;-;Luke: If I switch to my Christmas side, then I have an avatar.Stacey: Well, that’s trueShawn: See, if you don't have an avatar, you go to the forgotten realm, which is basically just an area of nothingness.Stacey: rip, meZack: How do you know so much about that?Shawn: Haven is the ruler of the heaven, and she tells everyone about the policy once we enter in.Fiona: I have an avatar.
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Jennifer: GUYS, I FOUND AN ALTERNATE AVATAR OF SAM AND IT’S HORRIBLE!!!Mary: Lemme see 7u7
Sam: Hey, at least I got a hotter reboot <:).
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Fiona: Ok, what happened here, by the way?Benjamin: I don't know. I just witnessed the killing of MULTIPLE coaches.Fiona: It's good nobody tried you.Benjamin:​​​​​​ Well, I had to sit through this thing disturbed with Anthony and Xin-Xin: It's fine, it's over.Zack: That was an epic massacre :3Jennifer: It was kind of fun, tbhIt was kind of fun, tbhAlex: Oh, wanna repeat it? *pulls out g-Chris: *snatches gun and slap’s Alex’s hand* SORRY *kisses his hand*, sweetbaby, I think we should stopKaylea: Remember that we would all die if we tried to cause a massacre?Stacey: But we already caused oneMary: Actually, the guys over there caused it *points at Alex, Chris and Jennifer* we didn’t get to kill anyone
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Tori: You know, I think Stacey is the only one without an avatar in this conversation, am I right?Stacey: Yes :'v
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Eric: I heard there was a party here- WOAH, why is there a dead person on the floor?Stacey: Because our ***es itch :3Eric: So... What now?
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Camilo: Hello... I’m C- LANCE!?Lance: CAMILO!?
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Xin: Tori, you know me, Benjamin and Eric (atleast what I think) have no avatars either.Chris: Xin, you do have an avatar
Xin: You also know that was my prediction?
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Eric: I'm going to go plot somewhere that i'll be left alone.
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Chris: *still kissing Alex’s hand*Alex: My sweet god, can you stop?Chris: no. *keeps kissing*
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Benjamin: Kaylea, about earlier of everyone dying if we caused a masaccare... Me, Anthony and Xin survived the whole thing, and we all sat out of it disturbed.Fiona: I mostly survived because I was upstairs.Benjamin: Makes sense
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Chris: Wait, one of Xxdenmexx’s group hasn’t died yet >:vAlex: Who are you talking about?Chris: *whispers to his ear* CamiloAlex: Lemme fix it, hey, Camilo!Camilo: Huh?Alex: Check out my new camera! *pulls out gun and shoots him* wait, this isn’t a camera...Jennifer: Weren’t we going to stop killing!?Alex: Oh, true.Diana: [REDACTED] *revives him*Alan: can you guys please stop? you’re bothering me.Elise: Then leave.Alan: i can’t or i’ll be lonely cause I have no friends.Elise: Well just know that we are a violent group, Kay?Alan: 
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Eric: Ok, i'm back from plotting! Who wants to know my plan?Xin: Nobody, because your semi-sinister and I won't let you kill someone-Eric: Ok then.
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Mary: Guys, do you like my new haircut?Alex: no.Mary: *pulls out middle finger* suck a d*ck then >:vAlex: You know I’m gay, right? That doesn’t offend me, quite the opposite, it excites me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).Chris: But you only suck mine, right? 7u7Alex: Yes 6w9.Zack: OMG it’s getting hot on here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Jennifer: O_OZack: You have killed people so you can’t complain
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Alan: *goes to sit in the corner and starts crying because he’s really sad*
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Benji: Hey, everyone! Look who's here!Oliver: Hi...Benji: Guys, remember what we talked about, k?Chris: ALEX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! *hugs Alex and starts kissing him like crazy*Celestina: BREAK IT UP, PEOPLE! *tries shoving them apart and fails*Benji: Seriously, guys, you're scaring him! Did you NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID?Shawn: I don’t even think Diana does that to Lucy.Chris: Oh, it’s not enough? *starts tongue kissing him*Alex: *has no other option but kisses back*Stacey: Diana literally said he fell off the bed when bornBenji: SHUT UP, EVERYONE! My best friend is gone!Celestina: Ahem. I thought I was your best friend.Mary: ripStacey: What if he died of hotness overload? 7u7
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Cyber: *kicks down door* CELESTINA!Celestina: WH-WHAT?! CYBER! How did you find me?i2: A tip from Xxdenmexx.r4: His info is deeply appreciated.Stacey: WTF is happening here?Mary: LeT’s KiLL EvErYoNeEric: I don't care, i'm telling all of you my plan to-Everyone: no.Shawn: Uhhhhhh.1r: What is actually happening right now?Cyber: Celestina, you're coming back with me.Celestina: I'm NOT going back! Not after last time!Benji: oOoOh dRaMaStacey: Oooo gossips 7u7v20: *kicks down other door* CELESTINA CYBER AND HIS CRONIES ARE COMING FOR- oh, they're already here. Guess I'll just leave now-Stacey: Do you guys think doors are cheap? >:(Kaylea: No, but glass is *punches air upwards and breaks glass*Shawn: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Elise: Is this some Juju magic?Tori: Hey, I have laser control *dances with lasers*All of the gods: Am I a joke to you?Dez: y’all what is going on?Alan: i... i need to go home... or somewhere.. my anxiety can’t handle this.. *leaves*
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Tori: LoOk aT mY LaSeR PowERs!Desmond: Ooooooo... pretty. Want me to explain to you how it works?Tori: What?Elise: Well, I'm gonna go get working out, haven't done that in a while, so byeee.Sydney: Should I go as well? I have to spend some time with family.
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Li Wei: *kicks open a door out of nowhere* Did I miss something?Desmond: Sir, you don’t wanna know.Li Wei: Oh, too bad. So far, we have a black thing in gold, an Asian girl and some other people in here. Seems legitDesmond: I gue- *hears knocking* Oh, someone is at the door, let me answer it.Alan (in before drama outfit): uh.. hi.....Dez: who’s that?Desmond: I don’t know. Sir, what is your name?Alan (before drama): uh..... uh..... it’s..... Alain.Desmond: Oooo! Someone new! I’m Desmond!
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C5Jay: *kicks down yet another door* Sup?Eric: *brings out a gun* This place is overloaded with coaches. I need to kill some-C5Jay: *yeets gun out* no.
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Tori: Laser, laser, laser, I play with every day! I know for some it's dangerous, but it doesn't hurt me 😀!Alex: Guns are better *pulls out gun and shoots upwards*Tori: Thanks a lot *shoots for Alex*Random person: *covers Alex, taking the bullet*Alain: woah... who did that?Alex: mAsSaCrE!!1!Diana: *suddenly appears* No >:v. *makes all guns disappear*Estelle: Please, massacres are annoying, let's calm down.Adara: Estelle is right, we're being too loud.Neva: We need to just stop.1r: Like can we just not.Desmond: Do this kind of thing, we need to calm down. Sorry! I couldn’t resist. :P
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Stacey: Guys! I tried to make my own avatar, it doesn’t look like one but I think it can work
Aiden: What’s an "avatar"?C5Jay: This.
Aiden: YOU CUT HER HEAD OFF!!!!! *grabs phone* POLICE!!!!!Shawn: Oh no, it's your face when you go to heaven.Aiden: *looks at Shawn briefly and then abruptly turns back to the phone* Yeah, we’re gonna need the whole police force to come.Shawn: ...Desmond: I know... he perplexes me too.Alex: Aiden, you can see the avatar of someone without the person being dead, you know.Chris: Yes, and Ivy’s a goddess, so she’s inmortalAiden: Ok. Hey Siri, can I haz a chezburger?Siri: noAiden: WHY U MEAN SIRI????
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Adara: Imagine how fun life would be if people weren't acting like we were in a fatal shooting competition.Neva: Actually, you can kill people because you are a goddess.Adara: Still.Stacey: Let’s change the subject >:/Alex: In the world, there are 3 types of people.Zack: The ones that love ThibautMary: The ones that super LOVE ThibautChris: And the ones that love Thibaut, but don’t want to admit itElise: There are 2 types of people.Tori: Ones that are open psychopaths.Sam: And the secretive psychopaths.C5Jay: What? I'm not a psychopath.Stacey: There are 3 types of menMary: Gay menChris: Bisexual menJennifer: And men that are gay, but pretend to be straight
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Adara: People killing, people dying.Paul: Children hurtin', I hear them crying.1r: Can you practice what you preach?Neva: Would you turn the other cheek?Ivy: Father father father help us.Aria: Send some guidance from above!All in unison: These people got me askin' the question again?Estelle: Where is the love?Diana: Huh?Adara: Where Is The Love? by The Black Eyed Peas.Diana: Oh.Mary: Hehe, gods having fun, so cute :3Ivy: It was an actual plea for help.Paul: Yeah.Mary: I SAID *pulls out shotgun and charges it* so cute :3Alex: You’re aware that you can’t kill gods, are you?Adara: Immortality is great. Also I can just make you disappear *Mary disappears*Chris: That’s the main reason I didn’t like being a God, inmortality, I have to see all my normal friends dying, without being able to reunite with them, because I can’t die too
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Stacey: BiTe mY tOnGuE, BiDe mY TiMeJennifer: wEaRiNg a wArNiNg SiGnChris: wAiT TiL tHe wOrLd iS MiNeLi Wei: *feels out of place* Okay... this is getting weirder *holds a sub-machine gun in defense*Chris: Oh, I see *pulls out his spear and shoves it up Li’s face, killing him*Jennifer: Seriously?Chris: *with some blood springs on his face* yes :), I need to adopt Alex’s psycho personality now that he’s not with me anymoreDiana: I’M SO SICK OF THIS SAME OLD LOVE HAVING TO REVIVE PEOPLE. *revives Mary, Alex and Li*Li Wei: ...no *gun whips Chris*Alex: GAY MAN LIKE ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE ME *pulls out shotgun and shoots Li again*Li Wei: *grunts in pain, shoots Alex with a single round of bullets*Fiona: *grabs Benjamin, and brings him upstairs*Benjamin: Please tell me i'll survive this again! I don't want to sit through this again!Xin: Well, that means...Anthony: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!Eric: Shut up, Anthony. It's not like we're-Xin: Can we not-Li Wei: Not that we will die, anyway *applies bandage to wound*Elise: If Derrick can die, so can you.Shawn: *zaps Li Wei*Li Wei: [REDACTED], WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS ATTACKING ME??? *rubs ointment in the zapped area*Diana: STOP ALREADY!!! *paralises everyone and revives coaches* Estelle created this world for LoVe, not for f***ing massacres.Desmond: So much violence.... Here, play some Smash Bros., that’ll calm you all down.Diana: THAT WILL JUST MAKE THEM WANT MORE VIOLENCE.Desmond: Yeah, but we can put them all in separate rooms. Plus, they won’t hit each other in real life, they’ll hit each other in the game.Estelle: Why has this even started?Adara: How about we play Pokemon, will that work?Dez: I LOVE POKÉMON THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Li Wei: Well, it's some dounce's fault anyway *patches an open wound with fresh bandage*
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C5Jay: Did you know my nickname 'C5Jay' stands for 'Class 5: Jay?'Stacey: Nobody cares sisShawn: Not like anyone cares about you either.Elise: Oof, sis.Stacey: I-Alex: PFFF.Mary: *sips tea vigorously*Jennifer: What is it about them? I must be missing something...Li Wei: *polishes the staff while rolling eyes*Stacey: *pulls out cellphone*Mary: Who are you calling?Stacey: Shh, shh, secret... *dials number*Mary: Ok then...*a car appears and hits Li*Stacey: My fAtHeR iS dRiViNg DrUnKLi Wei: This is getting nuts... *applies more bandages over his body* runt, I also have an urge to slam my staff into that skull of yours.Alex: *shoots him twice, one on the stomach and the other one on the head*Chris: Honey, what do you have in the hand?Alex: *looks on his hand* oh, panda blood *licks his hand* :3.Chris: You scare me so much, and for some reason I love itLi Wei: *angrily smacks Alex's head so hard that it is sent flying across the room, blood painting in the walls* 'Kay, who wants some?Chris: >:( *stabs Li with spear*Diana: *starts to shine, blinding both* Now!Jennifer: *shoots Li and Chris, killing both*
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Shawn: Ooh, a perfect time *zaps down to Adara, Adara reflects it with her shield, Ivy coils it and swings it to Paul, Paul grabs gold bars to reflect it to 1r, 1r then puts his body and makes the lightning pass through him to Neva, who freezes it*Aria: Holy f**k that was glorious.
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Ghost: Hey, I smell a carnage! Where is the blood sacrifice?Stacey: There was a massacre :3Mary: Oh, hi!Jennifer: Ummmm is this Alex’s ghost or something?Ghost: I am nobody's ghost. But you can call me Ě̑ͨ͟҉̶̸̞̞̱̟̣̘ͅV̨̢̳̤͓̙̱̥̩̘͈̺̭̪̠̮̮̜̻ͣͯͨ͛̿͗ͯ̐̊̐̾̾̊͌̎͛ͥͬ͘͞ͅÌ̷̭̯̭̙̗̩̠̬̱͉̫͍̠̣ͣͨͤ̐ͥ́̕͝L̴̢̪̗͉̘̗̫ͧ̽̿ͯͪ̑͑̑͋͛̕͠ͅ ̶̶̭̳͔̲̗͇̠̠͓̣͚̺̰̣̼̹̘ͩ͂ͨ̂̎̍̚͡K̷̛͖̦͍̜̱͈͔̺͓̝̳̰͖̖̯͙̰͋̿ͬ̎́̈̆ͭ̉̌̄͑̃̄̓̕ͅỊ͓͕̭͙͉̺̠̲̃̊͆ͬ̓ͩͥ͐̄ͣͩͦͥ̎̐ͤͣ̉̐͞͞͡D͛̿ͯ͛ͤ̆̓̆͒̏ͬ̓͋͊ͩ̑ͪͫ̆҉̸̢̠͕̜̘̟̳̟̰͞*causes some random person outside to go nuts and slam her head in a wall*Jennifer:Hehe, you look nice :3Zack: *comes in* Hi gu- yo, who decapitated Alex?Jennifer: That panda over there *points at Li’s corpse*Mary: Can someone revive them?Diana: *goes back in time*Alex: GAY MAN LIKE ME, LIKE A GAY MAN LIKE ME *pulls out shotgun, wait* where are my guns?Diana: I made sure to snatch everybody’s guns before going back in time, now y’all are going to be friends >:v.*unknown to Diana, another ghost slips past and made to the present*Past!Ghost:Comrade!Present!Ghost: Cool! Wanna sip these spilt blood like bubble tea?Past!Ghost: Sure, Comrade Present!Adara: No, I'm going to the present with my god friends.Neva: Yep.Adara: We aren't friends...Past!Ghost: Look, Comrade Present. A nice body! *points at Li's corpse*Present!Ghost: Hey, I have an idea. Let us revive this fallen panda and bind it to our will!Past!Ghost: Good idea, Comrade Present!Present!Ghost: Let's draw some blood, organs and body parts from other people for the ritual!*The two Ghosts float outside, with screams heard from the outdoors as well as sounds of flesh ripped apart*Diana: *revives victims, and along with them, the panda and the gay couple* You can revive in a peaceful way, you know?Desmond: Alain! Are you ok? *sees a glimpse of him running away* Well, he’s fine.Present!Ghost: Wait... the panda is awaken...Li Wei: ...What are you two rats doing here?Past!Ghost: Nothing...Present!Ghost: Hey, Comrade Past. Let us feast with our gains instead!Past!Ghost: Sure thing, Comrade Present!Chris: ;-;Alex: *angry af, tries to kill Li, but Chris stops him*Chris: Can we stop?Alex: ...Chris: *kisses him* I love you <3Alex: *calms down* me too.Zack: AlmostMary: Yeah o_OEstelle: I created the world for love, not for hate.Paul: We need to stop.
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Alan: uh.... hi again.... what are you guys doing?Jennifer: Is everything over? :'vAlex: I guess so.Jennifer: THANKS GODMary: You mean "THANKS ESTELLE" ;vAlan: uh.... what happened here?Xin: Oh no.Alan: why did you say that? is something gonna happen?Benjamin: *peeks out* Is it over?Mary: no B)Alex: It is.Mary: IT STOPS IF YOU YAOI :DAlex: fine .-.Chris: I have no problem :DBoth: *soft kiss*Mary and Stacey: *nose bleed* :D!Jennifer: Wait, did your noses just bleed?Mary: Yours didn’t?Jennifer: Why should it?Stacey: You’re not a real womanZack: It’s not that, she’s just not a crazy yaoi fangirlWannabe: Not crazy, huh?Alan: oh... hi... who are you?
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Stacey: Bois! I tried to make another avatar!
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Sydney: I feel like we should go, the gods are more important than us.Aria: You can say that again.Adara: Sydney and Sam are the only ones that should stay.Elise: Hey, what about me?Ivy: Elise is a mental psycho, Luke is a personizer and manipulative, Kaylea is an irrevelant dibotics student, 3s is a robot made by Shawn, so no-go, Stacey is an irrevelant vegan, Mary is a bride weirdo, Alex and Chris are psycho brothers, Zack is obsessed with "GAY MAN LIKE ME", Lance is a weird f**kboy, and Jennifer is a secret psychopath.Paul: Remember this quote?
“There are two types of people:The open psychopaths.And the secretive psychopaths.”
Sydney: Guys, I'm just gonna turn emo and talk to no one.Luke: I'm surprised Tori didn't say this.Tori: Well Sydney already is emo, so...Sydney: Hey.Adara: In the meantime, why don't you guys play "Fire Breather" or something like that?Neva: You're like the only person who plays that.Paul: No, "Gold Bar Battle" is better.Ivy: You aren't trying to boast when "Poison Paradise" is obviously the best.Jennifer: I’m not a psycho :'vAlex: Take a look at your hands.Jennifer: *looks at her hands and realizes she’s holding a knife* O.O *drops knife* I WON’T KILL EVER AGAINPaul: There are still two types of people:Adara: Open psychopath1r: And the secret psychopaths.Jennifer: I SWEAR TO MY WHOLE DECENCY I DIDN’T KILL ANYBODY FOR MY OWN PLEASUREAdara: You shot Stacey, Shawn, and Alex but okay then.Jennifer: Yeah, I did, but I didn’t kill them because I like killing!Alex: You clearly said "It was kind of fun, tbh".Stacey: You also said "it felt good"Jennifer: ... (sh*t)Adara: Well we learned a lesson today. DON'T TRUST ANYONE. For all we know, Chris could come up to your house and start kissing your hand (Just remember I have immortality)Neva: Elise could be there and she will force you to do push-ups for the next 6 hours until your body collapses.Ivy: This joke went on for too long.
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Alex: Can I-Chris: *kisses Alex* no, you can’tMary: OTP :3Ivy: Your OTP is gonna break up anyday sksksksksksk and i oop-Neva: *sips tea, but chokes on it*Both young men: *another kiss*Chris: It may happen, but I don’t believe it may happen soon <3Dez: GUYS! I BEAT THE NEW POKÉMON GAMES! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME? THERE WERE SOOOOO MANY CUTE POKÉMON!!!!!!
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Simon: HeyAiden: Don’t I know you?Simon: How so, though?Aiden: Aren’t you like one of my cousins or something?
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Mary: Bite my tongue, bide my time...Stacey: Wearing a warning sign...Chris: Wait til the world is mine...Zack: Visions I vandalise...Jennifer: Cold in my kingdom size...Alex: Fell for these ocean eyes...All: YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN.Simon: Ok, this is weird. I'm going outside and going to call a taxi.
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Simon: The taxi refused to let me in.Xin: Actually, I saw it all. The taxi never came.Zack: I’M GONNA RUN THIS NOTHING TOWN.Stacey: WATCH ME MAKE EM BOW ONE BY ONE BY...The other 5: ONEJennifer: ONE BY ONE BYAll: YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN
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Sam: Guys I made a new song!Kaylea: Nice! How does it go?Sam: THIBAUT IS THE HOTTEST MAN ON EARTH, SK HOT EVERYBODY WILL B-BURN, DESPITE SYDNEY’S PERSONAL THOUGHTS, LET HIM DROP LET HIM DROP LET HIM DROP.Zack: *gasps* bopAlex: Sam, you should have released that piece of art before, so it could be #1 on Billboard’s decade-end top.Sam: Dang it, I should have released it earlier.Takane: Y'all, we went away for a few mins and this happens? Uhh... I'm confused
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Chris: HoneyAlex: Yes?Chris: Let’s do bad things 7u7Alex: Not doing the cleaning? :D.Chris: ...Chris: Yes ;3;Aiden: What are you guys up to????Mary: I think those two are going to f*ck 6w9Elise: Ah yes, something couples do.Sydney: Ew.Mary: Ew, arromanticsSydney: Ew, yaoi fans.Mary: Ew, sistersSydney: Ew, blood relations.Stacey: Ew, discussionsChris: Ew, vegansAlex: Ew, everyone.Shawn: Ew, life. Why I'm dead.Jennifer: Ew, the universeMary: We are young! Life is f-Alex: no.Both ghosts: Ew, mortals.Li Wei: Shut up, ghost rats.
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Benjamin: Well, this party has been pretty violent. I'll see y'all soon. *walks out a broken door*Eric: It's been nice knowing you. Though, I WILL kill someone if there is another overload of coaches. *goes out the front door*C5Jay: *already gone*Anthony: Listen, if this happens again, I'm gonna-Fiona: *comes downstairs* Well, now since we have the time to leave, I'll take the time. Goodbye. *leaves*Anthony: Fine, fine, fine! I'll do that already! *walks out a door leading to the backyard (?) while muttering stuff*Simon: *shrugs* Well, even though I haven't been here for a long time, I'm off with Aiden. I'll wait outside for him. *goes out waiting for Aiden*Xin: Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. I'll go ahead and leave now. *Walks out the front door*Jennifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *leaves running*Chris: ...Alex: Let’s just leave *they leave, holding hands*Stacey: Good lord you guys came, I can’t stand being alone with Benji *leaves*Mary: I died like 5 times, but meh *leaves*Zack: [text ran away] *leaves*
==Trivia==
*Of all coaches that make an appearance, only one of them is still unnamed (Wannabe).
*Starting with this thread, there would be a special type of coaches, God coaches, with the first God coaches being Adara, Neva, Ivy, Paul, 1r, Diana, Lucy, and Estelle.
*According to users, this is the most violent thread in the series.
*The 10-limit rule was originally in place, but was scrapped early on.
*According to AlexTheJustDancer, he was originally going to make Coach Conversations 2, with the theme of "animals" (Meaning only animal coaches could appear), at the end this didnt happen because Coach Conversations: The Sequel was opened by DynamoDerp11, due to her considering the previous thread "dead".
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