A fucking dog

btainable via: Dog item on standles
== Stats ==
Power: Infinite
Durability: F (100 hp) 
Speed: A
== Abilities ==
Passive 1: DOG 
Ok so...basically, you cant die and anyone who touches you explodes 
E = Broke bitch alert: Alerts all dog allies to jump this bitch
R = I diagnose you with dead: Just stares at someone and they start to run away but trip and then fucking explode
T = Piss: just pee on the ground thats it.
F = Bye bye!: Dog turn into the fucking sun and annihilates all life on earth.
G = pose: poses like a dog and plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEOcBQ21Xhc