Squidward Gets a new Clarinet

Squidward Gets a New Clarinet is the seventh episode of Squidward's Life in Coralopolis. In this episode, Squidward's lousy neighbors end his Clarinet, so he gets a new one.
== Transcript ==
(The Episode starts with Squidward in his house. He is getting ready for bed.)
Squidward: Well, I've brushed my teeth. I'll hop into bed. Ahhh... nice and, (Falls asleep and Snores)
(Meanwhile outside, Squidward's neighbors are Talking.)
Squidward's Neighbor: Well, what should we do with that Clarinet of his? It's been driving us crazy ever since he moved into the neighborhood!
Squidward's Other Neighbor: I have an idea! Let's break it while he falls asleep.
Squidward's Neighbor: Good idea!
(Squidward's Neighbors go into his house. Squidward's Neighbor gets the Clarinet. Squidward's Other Neighbor throws the Clarinet out the Window and it breaks.)
(The next day, Squidward wakes up, ready to play his Clarinet.)
Squidward: Well, looks like it's time to- WHAT????? NO!!!!!!!! WHO BROKE MY CLARINET AGAIN?? Grrr...
(Squidward pokes his head out the window)
Squidward: HEY!!!!! DID YOU TWO IMBECILES DO THIS???? (Squidward points to his Broken Clarinet)
Squidward's Neighbors: Well, yeah.
Squidward: THAT"S IT!!! I WILL GET A NEW CLARINET AND WHEN I DO, I WILL MOVE OUT SINCE YOU TWO ARE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER!!!!!!
(Squidward walks to the Clarinet Shop, with his smashed Clarinet in his hands.)
Squidward: Excuse me, but can I trade you a Broken Clarinet and exchange it for a New one?
Clarinet Shop Owner: Well, you get get the fanciest Clarinet we have for only $23.57, but we can't have your old one.
Squidward: I'll buy it. Now at least I won't have that much misery in my Hands. (Walks home)
(Episode ends with Credits)
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