Masturbatorium

The Masturbatorium (ナッツルーム) is a mysterious place of great comfort or agony depending on who visits it. Its form changes depending on the individual visiting it, with its true form being unknown. 
== Profile ==
The Masturbatorium molds itself to assume a form most comfortable to individual seeking to use it. It is a place of respite for most, though for certain individuals it can become a place of pure terror. The place is stocked with various comforts and conveniences all perfectly tailored to its visitors tastes and personal needs. It is known that there appears to be a correlation between the power of the vistor and the sophistication of its design, with particularly weak individuals only finding a small dark room with a massage chair, a TV, and a box of tissues.
Only those who have sought out the favor of the great trombone player Malcolm X are permitted to enter. Women are forbidden entry entirely, indicating some connection between traveling to the Masturbatorium and Eggless Travel.
== Inhabitants ==
The Masturbatorium is the host to a terrifying eldritch entity known as the Spooge Demon (雪だるま ). The exact origins of this being or its greater machinations is uncertain, though it is known to feed upon the life force of its guests, perhaps as a toll in exchange for the comforts provided.