Officer Taits

Wowee, sounds like quite the rodeo out there!
—Officer Taits to Bruce Dipper during the assault on the police station
Small brain. Big breasts. She's one feisty police officer, and always has been questioning since she joined the force why none of the criminals she arrests attempt to resist her.
== Appearances ==
=== Season 1 ===
==== Chapter 2 ====
Officer Taits is first seen standing with Quenton as he addresses a crowd of people over Mr. Twix's candy store blowing up. After Quenton finishes explain the situation - he claims that it was the work of Baghead, which, while giggling, Officer Taits agrees with.
A little while later, Taits is with her fellow officers as they interrogate Deception. After Deception is called out for being a thief, Officer Bruce Dipper kicks him in the stomach. Taits calls it 'kerma' to which Quenton corrects her pronunciation. After Bruce takes Deception away, Candy Callum enters the police station. He gives Taits and Quenton his reason on why he believes the candy store destruction was Mister Big and his mafia - not Baghead. Taits calls Callum silly and says that Mister Big is nice. Callum calls them both idiots and says he'd figure it out on his own, before leaving.
==== Chapter 7 ====
At the scene of a destroyed post office and a dead man, Officer Taits and Bruce Dipper are on scene. They enter the post office to find Elena hanging upside down on the ceiling tied with rope. Elena tries to plead her innocence, but Taits says they should just lock her up as she has to get breast implants soon. Bruce happily agrees.
==== Chapter 9 ====
At the police station, Taits is on her knees looking for a pen that Bruce 'dropped' under the table. She asks if he's sure he dropped it, to which he affirms he's sure. Then, during the assault on the police station, Officer Taits keeps looking under the table. Bruce dives down beside her to avoid a chocolate launcher blast from Baghead. Bruce asks for her radio so he can contact Quenton. She tells him it's in her back pocket.
Later on, Officer Taits is among the huge police force heading out into the city to take on the rioters.
==== Chapter 10 ====
As the fighting continues on downtown, Taits is talking in her radio that isn't turned on. Bruce tells her and Taits goes to turn it on when a flashbang is suddenly thrown overhead. Bruce grabs Taits and dives to the side with her, avoiding the flash. Behind them, the police tank is hijacked by terrorists, which distracts the riot officers. The wall of riot officers is then broken when the tank fires. Bruce takes Taits by the hand and escorts her away.
== Killed Victims ==
*None
== Appearance List ==
=== Season 1 ===
*Chapter 2
*Chapter 7
*Chapter 9
*Chapter 10
Category:Characters