Pilgrim 11/23/2021

[9:49][DOIC]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:** The STAR TREK: PILGRIM theme plays! *
[9:49][DOIC]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:** There is no log or grand entrance as we open on the mess hall, bustling with people just coming off of alpha shift. Eren and T'Ghor are seated at a table with Clis, watching the Arotean gobble..
[9:50][DOIC]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:down his full bodyweight in serpent worms as we begin. *
[9:50][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "So me and the other officers, right, we take the rookie in back and deactivate his graspers." *He speared another worm.
[9:51][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor listens to the gory details of small flightless bird life, enthralled.
[9:51][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Dali is in the gym working out, Yoga currently* (where do we do gym btw?
[9:51][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li arrives back in his quarters to pick up Adrian, looking sad as he remembers who was not there.
[9:52][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-finishing up her reports as she stands to Conn still
[9:52][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "He starts freaking out, going 'you can't do this' and 'I have rights' and I'm just showing him the deactivator like, 'kid, this is literally police gear.'
[9:52][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Adrian was not in the main room.
[9:52][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He grins some.* "Which of us hasn't been in trouble with authorities...
[9:53][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:(Which one*
[9:53][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--is busy reading in her ready room-
[9:53][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li heads to the nursery.
[9:53][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "S'even worse when it's one of your own. Fucking idiot thought his badge gave him a license to bully everyone else. We turned it on him, alright.
[9:53][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor holds up one of his own gagh worms to his mouth, teasing it by pulling it away just as it was about to bite him, then slurps it in quickly like a spaghetti.
[9:53][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"We used to have a security chief like that. Before Aquila.
[9:54][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Fa!" *He waved from his Big Boy Bed. There was a turkey sitting next to him.
[9:54][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Getting to shoot him was cathartic.
[9:54][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Travers] *He walked in with a little tray.* "Captain.
[9:55][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles slightly, going to pick him up.* Hey Adrian
[9:55][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-sends back a text to Ilya 'No, we do not hunt the turkey ourselves. We covered this last year :P' 
[9:55][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-shakes her head amused as she resumes her paperwork
[9:55][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks up at Travers-
[9:55][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Hi fa. Chimkin." *He pointed at the turkey.
[9:55][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"...I don't recall ordering anything..
[9:56][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:That's a turkey
[9:56][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Travers] "A request from the XO, ma'am." *He went to set the tray down and opened the lid. https://www.pastriesbyrandolph.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/malibu-pastry.jpg 
[9:56][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Anyways, I am afraid as a scientist, my own war stories are a bit lacking.
[9:56][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The turkey gobbled and puffed up its feathers.
[9:56][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"The stories of dumb subordinates... I got those.
[9:56][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--sighs a little as she feels the muffin top forming underneath he uniform.-
[9:57][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "I take it you star in most of those?" *She smirked at T'Ghor.
[9:57][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"at least get me some tea.-
[9:57][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li blinks.* Wait...that's a...real turkey
[9:57][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"You wish. Remember the blueberry?
[9:57][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He walked onto the bridge.* "Is T'Pang in?" *he asked Valkriss.
[9:57][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Travers] "Yes, ma'am. Any particular type?
[9:58][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-glances over andnods- Yes she is, go right ver and ring the chime
[9:58][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..Vulcan spice tea.
[9:58][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Turkey] *It launched itself at Li with a burst of feathers, pecking him between the eyes.
[9:58][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:OW! *Li tries to swat it away.
[9:58][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Thank you." *He walked to the ready room door.
[9:59][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Travers fetched her a cup of tea right as the door chimed.
[9:59][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"enter
[9:59][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Uh... Serris, you mean? Muscular little guy with an ass that put even me to shame?
[10:00][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He stepped inside, looking briefly at Travers and then at T'Pang.* "I hope this is not an inopportune time.
[10:00][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"oh not at all, you are just in time..
[10:00][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Same guy. Tore space/time a new one just to prove he could, paved the way for an alternate universe invasion, got replaced with his alternate universe self...
[10:00][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Dr Delancey relaxes for a few minutes drinking water and then stretches watching herself in the gym mirror.
[10:00][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Adrian laughed gleefully as the turkey leapt off and bounded out the door.
[10:00][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--motions to the tray-
[10:00][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Threw a starfleet lieutenant against the wall for following protocol... All that fun stuff.
[10:01][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "The perks of being a captain, I see." *The faintest smirk appeared.
[10:01][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= Zorin to Securit
[10:01][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] *He looked down at the security console, then replied,* =/\= "You have reached security.
[10:01][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"i suspect Valkriss is fattening me up...
[10:02][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-smirked as she wrote her report
[10:02][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "I'm sure she expects you to burn it all off... some way or another.
[10:02][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Oh... explains why I haven't seen the little guy around much lately.
[10:03][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "Sounds like a jackass.
[10:04][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"He got shipped off to a mental facility, I think.
[10:04][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Isn't that how most careers on the Pilgrim end?
[10:04][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He points to his scar.* "I tried going out the other way. Didn't work out.
[10:04][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..Right I keep having to get more and more creative.
[10:04][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Should've leaned in to it, I guess." *She sipped her drink.
[10:05][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= There is a...rogue animal on board. It just attacked me
[10:05][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Nah, was supposed to be a honorable sto'vo'kor, death.
[10:05][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= I believe it is an Earth 'turkey'
[10:05][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Took that shot to draw attention off of our stratops.
[10:05][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--sips her tea.-- "would you like come tea?
[10:05][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-texts to her little grump- 'No, we do not need to give the turkey a chance to fight back
[10:05][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "A rogue animal." *He repeated in his low, monotone voice.* "An Earth turkey.
[10:05][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= Correct
[10:06][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-isnt sure sheheard right..but keeps working and lets Sar deal with Li this time
[10:06][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "I believe you should work on your holiday-themed jokes some more, Mister Zorin.
[10:06][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= This isn't a joke. You can check the holorecording of my quarters if you must
[10:07][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "I would." *He went to seat himself across from T'Pang, eyeing the dessert.* "Why is it brown?
[10:07][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-sighs and respnds to a new text- 'No, Thanksgiving does not celebrat a human genocide...' -pauses and then adds- 'well..not itnetionally.
[10:08][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "...Very well. We will send an officer to handle it.
[10:08][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= Thank you
[10:08][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--shruggs as she pours a second cup of tea for Ryle-- "I have no idea.
[10:08][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "Bridge to Ensign Vaax.
[10:08][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"I am assumeing it is prepared as intended.
[10:09][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Well, aren't you a sweetheart.
[10:09][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Perhaps I should sample it first, to ensure it is not poisoned, Captain.
[10:09][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-texts back confused- 'wth is a Blunderbus?" 
[10:09][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--picks up a pastry and takes a small cautious bite.-
[10:10][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'm a cuddly snuggly teddy bear or something.
[10:10][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Or not." *He smirked.
[10:10][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"hmmm. I believe this is choclate...
[10:10][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..a human delacacy...
[10:11][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Right, I thought your large chef said something about it... a ground nut mixed with animal milk and sweeteners, right?
[10:11][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"i believe so.
[10:11][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*T'Ghor's head suddenly didn't feel as cold.
[10:12][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-texts back after seeing the picture- 'Yes Fine...you can replicate us both a pair of Bluderbuses'
[10:12][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Drinking an animal's milk still seems like a strange concept, but... if you say it's a delicacy." *He took another one, trying a bite.
[10:12][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"The pastries are not bad.
[10:12][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*TGhor blinks.* "The hell?
[10:13][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"It's like someone put a glove on my head.
[10:13][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--sips her tea-
[10:13][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"what do you think.
[10:14][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-goes back to work on her report with an amused smirk on her face
[10:14][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *His eyes widened as he chewed and swallowed.* "I... this... is the most exquisite thing I've ever tasted!
[10:14][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..I am glad you like it.
[10:14][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "Bridge to Ensign Vaax," *he tried again.
[10:15][DOIC6]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Reaches for his head.
[10:15][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Reaches for his head.
[10:15][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-half listens to Sar even as she notes Ilya is typing again
[10:15][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Like it? That's the greatest understatement I've ever heard." *He quickly ate the rest.
[10:15][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*T'Ghor was wearing a pointy hat.
[10:15][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "Where did that come from?
[10:16][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Silver?
[10:16][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--smiles-- "...Well you know me..I am generally understated when it come to emotions.
[10:16][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*While walking through a hallway* =^= Istrin here
[10:17][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*T'Ghor's outfit changed into a full, authentic Puritain pilgrim costume.
[10:17][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Ah, fuck, it's going to be one of those nights, isn't it?
[10:17][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...What.
[10:18][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*A turkey came charging down the hallway toward Istrin, gobbling fiercely!
[10:18][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--leans back on teh couch with her tea.-
[10:18][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Do I go kill natives or something now?
[10:18][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-blinks at the text and after a moment responds- 'Turduckin? ..there is no such animal..you made that up!'
[10:19][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He went over to join her on the couch.* "In some cases, yes.
[10:19][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin stepped off to one side and watched the turkey closely incase it decided to attack him
[10:19][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Let's go with 'no.' At least for now.
[10:19][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The turkey leapt at him, trying to peck him in the face!
[10:20][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Come to think of it, I am feeling a hankerin' for turkey, though.
[10:20][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--nods slowly-- "..I am however, evolving as a person. we will see what develops.
[10:20][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-looks at the image sent to her and then types "Yes..we can have that if you wish."
[10:21][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "We all are, with every new day that greets us." *His hand gently rubbed her knee.
[10:21][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"enough of that. Just a quick run before taking dinner I think." *she sets up the treadmill for emersive environment, increases gravity setting a touch and starts her run.
[10:21][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*he tried diving out of the way before scrambling off for safety* Uh, hello
[10:21][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "Ensign, a 'wild turkey' has been reported on the ship.
[10:22][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:(Roll
[10:22][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "Turkey?
[10:22][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-blinks and looks over at Sar- You're kidding..right
[10:22][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--let Ryle rub her knee, T'Pang raises an eyebrow.-
[10:22][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*He was too slow for the apparently agile turkey as it got a few good pecks in on his forehead, drawing blood.
[10:23][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"An avian the humans eat around this time o
[10:23][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"An avian the humans eat around this time of year... don't worry, it's like a farm animal, it's not a sapient thing.
[10:24][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:=^=OW! *Istrin tried kicked and punching at the evil turkey* Get it away from me! Help
[10:24][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He smirked.* "Though I do appreciate being on-board to see how you've evolved since we were last able to be alone.
[10:25][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-at hearing the com- ..
[10:25][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] *He blinked his beady little eyes for a moment.* "Knew something was odd about those humans," *he chuckled.
[10:25][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "...I take it you have found the turkey.
[10:26][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:(Roll to.. punch and kick the turkey.
[10:26][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:..sounds like the turkey is..winnin
[10:26][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--nods slowly-- "As do I. I really appreciate be able to spend more time with you.
[10:26][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"They are omnivores on almost a klingon level.
[10:26][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Istrin landed a hart kick to the turkey's chest, punting it across the hallway where it lay still on the ground.
[10:27][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*hard )
[10:28][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "Well, there -is- this species of primate that some Aroteans in the southwest farm to eat, so, fair play, I suppose.
[10:28][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He chuckles and nods.* "Oh, some humans eat primates too.
[10:28][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Clis suddenly had a little Pilgrim outfit on, too.
[10:28][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li sighs.* Another day of madness
[10:29][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Yupp... definitely Silver doing this.
[10:29][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "It's not easy to get away from my duties on the planet... so an opportunity like this may only come along the once." *He leaned in closer.
[10:29][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*he slowly walked up to the evil turkey* =^= I.. should I alert medical sir? I don't think it's breathing anymore
[10:30][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-smirked at the news of Ish's valiant victory
[10:30][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--T'Pang closed her eyes as Ryle leaned in-
[10:30][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Suddenly, mashed potatoes started exploding out of the replicator.
[10:30][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He looked over.* "What the...
[10:31][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--T'Pang's eyes go wide.-- "...Computer power down the replicator...
[10:32][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Neat. Hey, Silver old boy, where's mine?" *She was suddenly dressed in ceremonial Native clothes.* "Oh... this seems a little appropriative...
[10:32][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor laughs.
[10:32][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Gravy began to flow along with it, splattering the two with taters.
[10:32][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Get used to it, Eren.
[10:33][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"The amount of "Sexy Kahless" haloween costumes on humans I've seen... that's just how their culture is like.
[10:33][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "...Please do so, and remove the body there as well.
[10:33][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-shakes her head- And the pranks begi
[10:33][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--growls angrily as the interupption more so than being splattered.-
[10:33][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--gets up and goes to manually override the offending machine.-
[10:33][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He grabbed a cushion off of the couch to try and protect them from the growing pile.
[10:34][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-texts to Ilya about the so called attacking turkey and then smirks at a text and types back- Yes by all means, keep the blunderbus close by'
[10:34][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"I can not even identify what this substance is...
[10:34][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The power of T'Pang's wrath managed to stop the replicator. It gave a last little sputtering of spuds before it ceased.
[10:35][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:=^= Remove the body? *he stared down at the limp turkey
[10:35][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"i hope this is not supposed to be some sort of food..
[10:35][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] =/\= "Did you intend to just leave it there in the hallway for the next person to find?
[10:35][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-chuckles at Sar's comment
[10:35][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "It smells... edible.
[10:35][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:=/\=Captain T'Pang to engineering..=/\
[10:36][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks oddly at Ryle-- "it smells horrible.
[10:36][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Brandt] =/\= "Engineering here!
[10:36][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"The brown stuff smells faintly of meat...
[10:37][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Oh.. yes. Horrible." *He quickly agreed.
[10:37][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:=/\=The replicator in my readt room has had a critical malfunction..It needs replaired and I need a clean up team as well.=/\
[10:37][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:=^= Uh.. no.. *he slowly bent down and tried grabbing the turkey by its legs
[10:37][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*In a flash, the mess hall suddenly came to resemble the interior of a 16th century sailing vessel, and everyone else was also in their pilgrim garb.
[10:38][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--smirks at Ryle-- "You can try some if you want, I wont be offended.
[10:38][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Oh... Do we have to do a reenactment? I have no idea how any of this happened.
[10:38][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Brandt] =/\= "Ah... yes, ma'am, we'll be on it as soon as we can! After, um... well... this is going to sound kind of weird, but I think I'm in a corn maze?
[10:38][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li pokes his head out into the hallway.
[10:39][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Three turkeys, a big male and two smaller females, came rushing down the hall past Li's door.
[10:39][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Singing as she runs on the tredmil, the wooded area moving by as she runs down the trail singing an old earth rock song to maintain her breathing.
[10:39][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:=/\=A corn maze?=/\
[10:40][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks at Ryle at that.-
[10:40][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*As Dali ran, she would suddenly find the temperature shift to be a bit chillier.
[10:40][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li immediately goes back inside his quarters and locks the door.
[10:41][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The turkey was quite limp as he lifted it. It was also rather heavy.
[10:41][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:=^= Security...I am seeing...more turkeys running down the hall
[10:41][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Brandt] =/\= "You know... when someone makes a corn field and then cuts a maze in it? Only, uh, I'm not seeing an exit.
[10:42][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "I think it mainly consists of catching smallpox and calling each other witches.
[10:42][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:=/\=Mister Brandt, do you require assitance?=/\
[10:42][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*he grunted, moving for the nearest turbolift with the ded turkey* Well weren't you a big fat turkey...
[10:42][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Witch.
[10:42][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Brandt] =/\= "...Yes, please." *He said in a small voice.
[10:43][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Three turkeys suddenly appeared down the hall, running toward him and gobbling menacingly.
[10:43][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:=/\=Hold on, I will see what I can do. It may take some time so remain calm.=/\
[10:43][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I will burn you later... I am still hungry.
[10:43][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He gets up adn looks for the replicator.
[10:44][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li rubs his head.
[10:44][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*T'Ghor finds a poop bucket where the replicator used to be.
[10:44][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks apologetica toward Ryle-- "Sorry duty calls.
[10:44][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Chimkins, fa.
[10:44][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"..Ew.
[10:44][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He paused in mid-taste of the mashed potatoes, then nodded.* "I understand... should I go with you?
[10:44][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Why can't you animals shit overboard?
[10:45][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin dropped the turkey and sprinted down the other end
[10:45][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Something something, Puritains." *He clapped T'Ghor on the shoulder.* "Happy Friendsgiving!
[10:46][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--goes over and gives Ryle a peck on the cheek, as she does she licks some mashed potatoes off his face.-- "hmm does not taste to bad, seems to be some sort of mashed root vegetable.
[10:46][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Istrin was now running from his life from a gang of angry turkeys.
[10:46][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Happy thanks... friendsgiving." *He gives SIlver's shoulder a strong pat.* "How you doin?
[10:46][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--with that she heads for the bridge.-
[10:46][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Kirtascans giving you trouble?
[10:46][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He grinned as she licked his face.
[10:47][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Turkeys
[10:47][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:They are turkeys
[10:47][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Computer... did someone lower the ambient temperature setting?
[10:47][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--enters the bridge, her uniform covered in mashed potatoes and gravy.-
[10:47][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-glances up from her report and her eyes slowly open likemorning glories as she sees the captain
[10:47][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:...Skip
[10:47][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Um...what were the two of..you know...nevermin
[10:47][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Like you wouldn't believe. Appear too much, you lose all the novelty. Never appear, they start saying you're a false god - even though I always say I'm not - and start shitting the bed.
[10:48][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--sighs-- "it would seem we are experiencing some sort of anomaly.
[10:48][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:a mashed potato and gravy...anomaly
[10:48][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Mister Brandt in engineering seems to be trapped in a corn maze..
[10:48][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*There was no response. Dali could smell wood burning nearby.
[10:48][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*He scrambled for his life, running for the nearest door to avoid the turkey gang*Where are you even coming from
[10:48][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:..
[10:48][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Don't worry. So long as you don't break the 5 holy wars a year record they currently have, it should all be good.
[10:48][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:He what
[10:49][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"My replicator explosed with this substance...some sort of mashed root vegetable and a meat sauce..
[10:49][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Okay." *He handed Li a tiny pumpkin.
[10:49][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li accepts it.* Where did you get this
[10:49][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"The hell.." *she would stop running, panting a bit from the work out and chilled from perspiring.* "Computer, end running simulation.
[10:49][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:mashed potato and gravy..fromt he look of things...um..we did have an odd report from Li and Ish about..a angry turke
[10:50][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Sibber.
[10:50][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:You mean babysitter
[10:50][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..turkey?
[10:50][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Though Ish reported defeating it...eventually
[10:50][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"is that an LMC species?
[10:50][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:No..the bird huamns eat to celebrate thier thanksgivin
[10:51][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:The Holiday bird eaten at their christmas as wel
[10:51][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The big daddy turkey leapt up and landed on Istrin's back, flapping his wings and gobbling frantically.
[10:51][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--frowns-
[10:51][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"We are being attacked by food items?
[10:51][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Nooo. Sibber!" *He giggled.
[10:51][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-looks over- Sar..where did ish take the turkeys body
[10:52][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:We can have it analyized skippe
[10:52][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] *He checked the security scans.* "It appears to be laying on the floor on deck three.
[10:52][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-blinks- Did you tell him to disposeof it
[10:52][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Let's go to red alert..
[10:52][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-blinks- For a turkey
[10:52][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:a dead one
[10:53][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"we have no idea who or what is behind this..
[10:53][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "You'd think so. And they're so hung up over the stupidest things, too. News flash, I don't care what you stick up your ass.
[10:53][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:...Silver
[10:53][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li facepalms.
[10:53][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:=^= Valkriss to Istri
[10:53][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I do. Call it scientific curioisity.
[10:53][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Looking at their bodies' durability, they should take significantly bigger than most species their size.
[10:53][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "I mean, I'm not going to get pissed and hurl you into... ah, shit, got to run, I think the fun police are about to call time out.
[10:54][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*He disappeared with a POP!
[10:54][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin frantically tried throwing the turkey off his back with his hands* =^= There's more of em
[10:54][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:=^= Explain..that is a tad vagu
[10:55][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*POP!
[10:55][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"does he require reinfrocements?
[10:55][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Silver appeared, snapping his fingers.* "No! Bad turkey! Get down!
[10:55][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The turkey hopped right off of Istrin.
[10:55][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks to Sar.-
[10:55][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] "It sounded as though he did.
[10:56][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-sighs- its a turkey..theboy has a phaser
[10:56][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Ah, damn it.
[10:56][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Better send a security team to his location..
[10:56][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:How can he require reinforcements?
[10:56][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"People always ruin the fun trips.
[10:56][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Dali looks around trying to get bearings, sensing something is wrong, and part of her being disoriented and another thinking she is somehow dreaming... but all of her starting to think she is cold
[10:56][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:its a turkey captain
[10:56][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "My frien." *He nodded to Li.
[10:56][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*istrin ran behind Silver for protection* Pets
[10:56][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Silver is your friend? Since when
[10:56][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"...it looks like a turkey VAlkriss...it may be something else.
[10:56][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Dali is looking for smoke, and where the smell is coming from.
[10:57][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:....a turkey disguise
[10:57][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*She could see smoke behind a long row of pine trees.
[10:57][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"We are near Chantry space VAlkriss this could be their doing.
[10:57][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "He gib pumkin and chimkin." *He explained.
[10:57][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:..sexy uncover turkeys
[10:57][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"although it does seem out of character for them...
[10:57][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-nods- A bi
[10:58][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:More small poultry less hurling genocidal asteroid
[10:58][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "They were supposed to be spreading holiday cheer, not attacking everyone. Wait... did someone explain what they do to turkeys this time ofyear?
[10:58][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The turkeys nodded their heads in unison.
[10:58][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Still we have to consider this a possible threat, until we know what is happening.
[10:58][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Son of a bitch...
[10:58][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Carefully making her way, sticking to the trail till she thinks she is perpendicular to it, then stepping off the trail into the wood to try to get near... she looks for something along the way...
[10:58][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:The...'chimkin' attacked Fa
[10:58][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li frowns.
[10:59][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-nods- yes of course Captain..-to Sar- You heard her Mister...red alert all deck
[10:59][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin looked back at Silver* Well it wasn't me..
[10:59][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*dali is looking for something to defend herself with, not liking the shape of this dream
[11:00][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] *He pressed the button.
[11:00][DOIC]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Silver's voice could be heard across the ship.* "WEE OO, WEE OO, FUN POLICE, WEE OO WEE OO!
[11:00][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Sar] "...That was not the button I pressed.
[11:01][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"what the F'...
[11:01][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Increases ecurity patrol on all decks andlock down all....high...-tapers off and rubs thebridge of her nose as understanding immediately sinks in
[11:01][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:...the fun police
[11:01][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:...of cours
[11:01][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"That wa a familar voice..
[11:01][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Rubs his forehead.
[11:01][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"thing are starting to make more sense...
[11:02][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-nods
[11:02][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Silver, just tell people to come to the... ship... thingy... and feast.
[11:02][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] *He sighed and turned to the turkeys.* "Alright. Back to the zoo." *He snapped his fingers and they vanished.
[11:02][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"What the... " *still headed toward fire and expected warm
[11:02][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Mister Sar, you can stand us down from red alert.
[11:02][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-chuckles- Well after his holiday christmas special.how did we not expect this
[11:02][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*As Dali went closer, she would see a little 16th century cottage by a brook. The smoke was coming from its chimney.
[11:03][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] *He looked back at Istrin.* "Nothing broken?
[11:03][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-texts back to a text 'No, I did not try and ruin anyone's fun!'
[11:03][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Fumblees," *he agreed.
[11:04][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"well, isn't that quaint..." *she would approach, leaving whatver club or sharp stick she found in somewhat easy reach, and attempt to knock on the door.
[11:04][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"i just wish..he didn't fill my ready room with such a mess...
[11:04][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-blinks- How bad is it in there
[11:04][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..me and Mister Ryle were enjoying a nice moment together..
[11:04][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Have you talked to him about Ma
[11:04][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:They attacked my face. Is it bad?
[11:05][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Oh? oooooh! OH! -it hits her-0....how much of a moment...moment
[11:05][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*A round-faced woman in puritain garb opened the door.* "Ah, welcome! Come in, come in!
[11:05][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "...Depends, did your face always have a massive gash in the middle?
[11:05][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks away, embarrassed.--
[11:06][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:OOooooooh...Um...if you wanted to go back in and ..check to see if he is..safe. I would understan
[11:06][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"That is okay Valkriss the moment is as ruined as the carpet in my ready room..
[11:06][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:No.. *he went to try and touch it* Ouch
[11:06][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The tables were suddenly laden with turkeys, taters, stuffing, and everything else. The costumed crew dug in quickly.
[11:06][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:If we get attacked by a Giant cornacopia...i promise to come get yo
[11:07][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Something tells me cleaning that meat sauce up wont be easy..I hope they can get the smell out.
[11:07][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Oh, well good, because there isn't one. Head to the mess hall, should be nice there now.
[11:07][DOIC3]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*And with that, he vanished with another POP!
[11:07][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:...well you two could retire to your quarters and..clean up
[11:08][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*POP!
[11:08][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--starts taking her jacket off-- "speaking of which I have to get out of this..
[11:08][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] *He was laying sideways in the captain's chair.* "Evening, ladies.
[11:08][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Thank you ma'am, turned chilly unexpectedly.
[11:08][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Niiiice!
[11:08][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--raises and eyebrow.-- "You are in my chair.
[11:08][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Thanks, Silver!" *He dug into a huge serving of mashed potatoes.
[11:08][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Mama gone," *he told Li.
[11:09][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-looks over and then looks to the ceiling as all is confirmed- Hello Silver...Happy Thanksgivin
[11:09][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li furrows his brow.* Mama captured...not gone
[11:09][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Happy Friendsgiving! Sorry for the mess. Can't be helped sometimes, you get too excited." *He winked.
[11:10][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Oh..how excited did she get?? -teases
[11:10][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"...Did it have to be meat based sauce?
[11:10][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:*stepping into the warm, she feels oddly out of place in her yoga clothes
[11:10][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:WEait hold up I wann hear more abotu this excited bi
[11:10][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "It was gravy! You can't have taters without gravy.
[11:11][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..I can and most likily would forgo the...gravy.
[11:11][DOIC3]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin blinked, scratching his head for a moment before he made way for the messhall
[11:11][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-to T'Pang- It was thec hocolate ..wasnt it
[11:12][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*As Dali stepped into the farmhouse, she would find herself in the transformed mess hall, and wearing a puritan smock
[11:12][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Ryle really loved the choclate.
[11:12][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Oh, yes, chocolate's something of an aphrodesiac for Beryxians. Chantry, too, might want to keep that in mind.
[11:13][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor was there, absolutely stuffing his face.
[11:13][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..oh I was unaware it had an effect on the Beryxian physiology..
[11:13][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"
[11:14][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin appeared as well, keeping a close eye out for bad turkey
[11:14][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Istrin saw a few roast turkeys... they seemed to be very good turkeys.
[11:14][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor poured extra gravy over the mashed potatoes... then after some careful deliberation, started sucking the gravy out of the bowl.
[11:15][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Knowledge is power, my dear Captain." *he grinned at her.* "Consider that a freebie.
[11:15][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..thank you...
[11:15][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He tilted his head at Li.* "Gone.
[11:16][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li looks distraught.* What do you mean
[11:16][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Not here?
[11:16][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Oh. Of course
[11:16][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin went to sit down* Well at least theres no crazy turkeys here.
[11:16][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Can you ask Silver to bring Mama here
[11:16][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "So you say," *she winked at Istrin.
[11:16][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"so other than making a mess of my ready room and throwing people into corn mazes,is there a purpose to your visit?
[11:17][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He furrowed his brow.* "No.
[11:18][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "What, I can't get homesick every now and then? I mean, what good is it being the Big Kahuna of a whole species if you can't get a break for Friendsgiving with your old pals?
[11:18][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Why not
[11:18][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"So this is a social visit then?
[11:19][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Of course! And don't worry, I did all the cooking.
[11:20][DOIC6]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Sorry to bother you ma'am, I appear to be lost. Can you help me?
[11:20][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"I see. Just keep in mind we are dangerously close to Chantry territory and they are watching us closely. So try not to disrupt ship readiness too much.
[11:21][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:Nice costumes.
[11:21][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Hey, you too.
[11:21][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Thanks.
[11:21][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Istrin would realise he, too, was in an old timey pilgrim outfit, with the buckled hat and everything.
[11:21][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I like the hats. Kinda have that nerdy tabletop player vibe.
[11:22][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] "Hey, this turkey is actually great!" *He piped, having finally emerged from his plate.
[11:22][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*he blinked, looking himself over* Is.. this how they dress
[11:22][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He chuckles at the little birdie.* "What was that abotu humans and avians?
[11:23][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "T'Pang, do you really think I'd do this if I couldn't keep you safe in the meantime? Consider the Chantry thoroughly distracted right now.
[11:23][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*steps into the mess hall, wearing puritan garb saying* "Thank you, I appreciate your hospitality.
[11:24][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*looking around at the others* "how... how did you all get here?
[11:24][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:-nods-- "very well then carry on...consider the ship on holiday break.
[11:24][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"We were here.
[11:24][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"This is the mess hall.
[11:24][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "We have our ways.
[11:24][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:I got saved from a gang of turkeys out in the hallway.
[11:24][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"A gang of turkeys?
[11:24][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--goes over to the all hand PA-
[11:25][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*looks confused.
[11:25][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*he nodded* I may have killed one..accidently.
[11:25][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "...Shit happens.
[11:25][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Did you give it to Koros?
[11:26][DOIC]T'Pang@Demoncheru:=/\=Attention all hands, until further notice all ship personnel are considered on holiday leave. You may stand down and enjoy the holiday festivities. =/\
[11:26][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:No.. er, I suddenly appeared here once I rounded the corner.
[11:26][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--look at Valkriss-- "i guess we are having a party..
[11:27][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He shrugged his little shoulders and squirmed.
[11:27][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"yeah, same... I was running in the gym, then through what looked like north east US woods, and it was getting cold
[11:27][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..i need to get changed first.
[11:27][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"A little puritan woman let me into her cabin, and then.. here I am.
[11:27][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-smiles- He does throw goodones doesnt he
[11:27][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Yes..i would recommend suc
[11:27][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "I think someone's homesick," *she chuckled.
[11:27][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li looks sad.*
[11:27][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"...well we will see what his cooking is like Valkriss.
[11:28][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Im sure he worked with Kronos...even a god must bend the knee to our che
[11:28][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"i prefer a uniform that does not smell like meat sau...gravy.
[11:29][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-chuckles- yes ma'a
[11:29][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Suddenly, they were both dressed in pilgrim outfits.
[11:29][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Silver] "Better?
[11:29][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-blinks- Well she has lost her gravy scen
[11:29][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks down at her cloths.-- "this was not what I was thinking of..but it will do.
[11:29][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-adjusts her white hat
[11:30][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Who knows..Ryle might like i
[11:30][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He reached to poke Li's nose.
[11:30][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:More clothingmight be a taboo for the
[11:30][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"he might...especially if we load him up with more choclate..
[11:31][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Every dinner needs a dessert ski
[11:31][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--nods as she heads for the lift.-- "Well lets go see what the rest of the crew is up to.
[11:31][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles slightly, still looking very sad.
[11:32][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li pulls Adrian in for a hug.
[11:32][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Someone? I'm not from puritan new england. Who?
[11:32][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-follows her and stops suddenly- Of course...um..you left your date in the ready roo
[11:32][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Ask the guy who threw all this.
[11:32][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--stops and turns to ward the ready room-- "almost forgot Ryle..
[11:32][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:...yes he has to be there if you are gonna 'roofie' hi
[11:32][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Wasn't he from Jersey>
[11:32][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-is amused by the thought
[11:33][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks back at Valkriss-- "roofie? I am not familiar with that reference.
[11:33][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "No fucking idea.
[11:33][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--enters the ready room-
[11:33][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Um..drug him to be seduced by your vulcany wwiles-waits for the happy couple
[11:33][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Oh I get it now... was so bizarre, have you seen him yet?
[11:34][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Ryle are you okay in here?
[11:34][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*The pile of potatoes had miraculously vanished. Ryle was still on the couch.
[11:34][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "I promise you, I did not eat it all. It just vanished.
[11:34][DOIC5]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Oh, yes. He popped in a bit before the fun police tried to ruin it.
[11:34][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:He saved me from the turkeys.. *he nodded
[11:34][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--holds out her arm-- "That is good, I am taking you to dinner.
[11:35][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Will there be more... chocolate?" *He rose, taking her arm.
[11:35][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"yeah, the fun police thing, kinda threw me. I thought I was dreaming. Figured I needed to see what was the goal of the dream to wake up.
[11:35][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"You may want to be careful with the choclate...But I am sure there will be some..
[11:36][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--leads Ryle out onto the bridge.-
[11:36][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*Ryle went with her.
[11:36][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Now we are ready..
[11:37][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He hugged Li.* "Chimkin dinner?
[11:37][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-opens thelift door for them to enter
[11:37][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:Right this way folk
[11:37][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He walked beside T'Pang to the lift.
[11:37][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-enters behind them stextign Ilkya where to emet them if she wishes if not she would be home soon
[11:37][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li wipes his eyes.* Turkey dinner
[11:37][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--steps onto the lift.-
[11:37][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-enters thelift- Messhal
[11:37][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Yah!
[11:38][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--soooper swoosher!!!--
[11:38][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Tends to be the case... but nah, seems it was the brain puke of that guy who fused with a noncorporeal.
[11:39][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles and goes to replicate some dinnner.* Fa miss Ma
[11:39][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Yeah, though... interesting. Does throw some oddities out way.
[11:39][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--as they enter the mess hall T'Pang looks around-
[11:39][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Noo, big big dinner!" *He spread his arms out.
[11:39][DOIC1]Valkriss@Isis:-enters behind thehappy couple in her Pilgrim dress
[11:40][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*looks around for the kiwis to make sure they re not turkeys
[11:40][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Clis] *He was practically hibernating in a mound of mashed potatoes.* "Sweet gods...
[11:40][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Big
[11:40][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Hello everyone...
[11:40][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--nods to Clis and the others-
[11:40][DOIC6]Valkriss@Isis:-nods to the others- Happy Thanksgivin
[11:41][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-nods to the others- Happy Thanksgivin
[11:41][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Where is Mister Li and Adrian?
[11:41][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Haven't seem them.
[11:41][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-smiles- Hello Docto
[11:41][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:Happy thanksgiving to you too ma'am.
[11:41][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Um, yes, Happy , yeah." *she says glancing guilty at Clis
[11:42][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Yah! With fwens.
[11:42][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-to ish- You..ran from turkeys
[11:42][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Is that happening now
[11:42][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-smiles amused
[11:42][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "...Yah, fa!" *He gave him a 'duh' look.
[11:42][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Why not just stun them?
[11:42][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"yes that will be hard to live down Ensign..
[11:42][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:I was outnumbered..
[11:43][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Oh right...the telepath thing
[11:43][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Outnumbered by... poultry?
[11:43][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-nods to the doctors comment- Ish..its a phase
[11:43][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Or put them behind a force shield, transport them into an enclosure?
[11:43][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:and I had already turned in my phaser ma'am.. my shift was over.
[11:43][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:What about the weapons locker on the deck
[11:43][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li picks up Adrian.* I assume they're in the mess hall
[11:44][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"...Right, perhaps additional training is in order..
[11:44][DOIC4]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Gobble gobble gobble." *He waved his arms.
[11:44][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:Well I wasn't expecting any more turkeys to come.. *he went quiet as T'pang spoke
[11:44][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "'How to survive wild bird attacks.'
[11:44][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] *She snickered.
[11:44][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Yes...that's the sound a turkey makes. *Li carries Adrian out.
[11:44][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"..Sar can develope a poultry encounter training senario on the holodeck.
[11:45][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:What to do if outnumbed by poultr
[11:45][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"My father used to say, they were the dumbest bird in the barnyard, and smartest bird in the woods.
[11:45][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:They do seem to have sizable talon
[11:45][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-nods to Dali
[11:45][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"I never saw one in the woods, only ever heard them. But I believe they are not without defenses, or instincts.
[11:45][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li carries Adrian into the turbolift.* Deck 3
[11:46][DOIC4]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Deck 
[11:46][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"perhaps they hunt better in packs..
[11:46][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:Well ask Ish the
[11:47][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Don't be embarassed, Ensign. On one of my first assignments for Her Royal Majesty's Secret Service was to clear a dock of a type of large sea-bird that was encroaching on one of her..
[11:47][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--looks at the food.-
[11:47][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:Their beaks -do- hurt you know.. *he frowned some
[11:47][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:speeches. I ended up having to shoot one.
[11:47][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-smiles some sympathetically for the ensign
[11:47][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"it could be worse, could of been Peacocks or peahens.
[11:48][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:How bad are they
[11:48][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li walks in, carrying Adrian in his arms.
[11:48][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He waved to the others.* "Hi.
[11:48][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Loud, obnoxious, beligerent and destructive.
[11:48][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"But beautiful.
[11:48][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--smiles as Li and Adrian walk in.-- "Mister Li you are just in time for dinner.
[11:49][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:Oh the peacocks..have the rainbow colored tails yes
[11:49][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--wavas back to Adrian-
[11:49][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:Happy Thanksgiving you two -to Li and Adrian
[11:49][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Yes...Adrian would like some 'chimkin'
[11:49][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Val-kiss." *He pointed at the klingon.
[11:49][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*forgetting herself a minute* "Happy turkey day Adrian!
[11:49][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Thank you
[11:49][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Gobble gobble!" *he giggled at Dali.
[11:51][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li takes a seat with Adrian in his lap.
[11:51][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Family tradition growin up for me... big day for big meal, and gobble gobble we all did.
[11:52][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He immediately grabbed some taters with his bare hands.
[11:53][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] *She laughed.* "Got to admire a kid who knows exactly what he wants and goes for it.
[11:53][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--scoops some taters onto a plate.-- "Look Ryle our favorite..
[11:53][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] *He chuckled.* "I think I prefer it in this form, and not flowing over your floor.
[11:53][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "That'swhatshesaid," *she muttered.
[11:53][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Dali looks for Marcus as she gets herself a reasonable plate, sans meat.
[11:54][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"i am sure it tastes better on a plate as opposed to on the carpet..
[11:54][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*he looked at Ryle at that
[11:54][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li looks to Adrian.* One at a time
[11:55][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Is there any of that... what was it, meat sauce?
[11:55][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "No," *he disagreed.
[11:55][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--pours some meat sauce on the potatoes.-
[11:55][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Adrian, one at a time or you will choke
[11:56][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "No!" *He yelled through a mouth full of mashed taters.
[11:57][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-chuckles at that
[11:57][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Much better." *He smirked at T'Pang.
[11:57][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*Dali finds a plate, and watches with a slightly forlorn smile the young man
[11:57][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-is making her sweet crowd hating grump a plate andone for herself for later
[11:58][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--smiles-- "I am not sure what some of this food is, but it look interesting.
[11:58][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li sighs.
[11:58][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "I'm sure you have more of an idea than I do." *He eyed the jellied cranberry sauce.
[11:59][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] *She snickered.* "You have a little force of nature there, Li.
[12:00][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Don't I know it
[12:00][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"Some of it seems familiar...some not so much." --she says looking at the cranberry sauce.-
[12:01][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:--she scoops some dressing onto her place.-- "This is some sort of side dish made from stale bread..it is much better than it sounds.
[12:02][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Stale food?" *He asked in absolute wonder.
[12:02][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin found himself an empty plate and began serving himself, specially the mashed potatoes
[12:03][DOIC5]T'Pang@Demoncheru:"...not after it is cooked...trust me it is better than my description would imply.
[12:03][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"I admit, I have a fondness for dressing, or stuffing some call it. The herbs and spices in the bread mixture, and broth of course... I swear I gain a half kilo from it every holiday season.
[12:03][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:Especially shoukd the dressing contain oyster
[12:04][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:My own weaknes
[12:04][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Ryle] "Yes... that's one of those seafoods, right?" *He helped himself to a spoon of everything.
[12:04][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Never had oysters in my Turkey day meal.
[12:05][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:My colony was a mining coloy by the sea
[12:05][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:We had crab and clams andlobster in our buffet
[12:07][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Yeah, we um... sea food in my area was not really a winter thing growing up.
[12:08][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:Oh? where did you grow up my friend
[12:09][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"Probably a conversation for later Valkriss, been meainging to have it anyway. But it was a suburb of a decent sized city, inland on a river.
[12:10][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-nods- Of course...it sounds nice..there are times imiss the community back home...the Pilgrim is..very close to it thoug
[12:11][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:-toasts- Here is to family..close and far..happy friendsgivin
[12:12][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Yay!" *He lifted his sippy cup.
[12:12][DOIC5]Valkriss@Isis:[awwww
[12:12][DOIC5]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li raises his glass.* To family...those here, and those not
[12:13][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:*lifted glass* "Sláinte
[12:13][DOIC5]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Eren] "Hear, hear." *She lifted her glass.
[12:14][DOIC5]Istrin@the5of43:*He glanced at the others and raised his totally not empty glass
[12:15][DOIC5]Dalliance@Gonz.:"I think i'm going to go back to my quarters. Assuming they are still there. No offense to Silver, but these outfits are not conducive to comfort."
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