BEN DRONWED VS MISSIGNO

FIGHT!
BEN and Missingno. took apart the pixels of the word "FIGHT" that had appeared on the screen and threw the pixels at each other, each time with the glitchy entities dodging the attacks. After a few seconds, the word "FIGHT" had completely disappeared, and neither glitch had succeeded in landing a successful hit on the other.
Random black pixels appeared over the screen and suddenly BEN and Missingno. were in Lavender Town. Red was in between the two of them, and then Missingno. used one of its glitch powers. Ninety-nine Red's appeared on the screen at the same time, and Missingno. threw each Red at BEN. BEN dodged each Red and then each BEN caught each Red on fire. BEN used the pixels of each Red's ashes on the screen to write out the words, "You shouldn't have done that..." on the bottom of the screen.
Missingno., taking this opportunity, opened up the START menu. The Glitch Pokemon threw the "PKMN", "SAVE", and "RED" options on the menu at BEN, and then the Majora's Mask Ghost opened up the Pokedex. Missingno., confused, scrolled the Pokedex downward and opened up Charizard's Pokedex Entry (which read "Has the worst win-loss record of any Pokemon in Death Battle") and then BEN wielded Charizard as a flamethrower and shot fire from Charizard's mouth at Missingno.! Missingno., in a panic, glitched everything up again. Pixels flew out everywhere and the music got distorted.
Suddenly, the Pokemon game restarted. Instead of reading "Game Boy Color", the screen read "You shouldn't have done that..." complete with BEN's face on the screen, and the Lavender Town Theme playing in the background. On the file selection screen, there were two files (somehow). One file read "BEN", and the next one read "DROWNED". Missingno. picked up the save file box witch read "DROWNED" and turned it into a pixel cannon. Missingno. fired the pixel cannon at BEN, who used the pixels to create a new save file box, which read "Missingno.". BEN then burned the save file box into ash pixels!
But before the two could continue their brawl, the Pokemon game stopped completely. BEN and Missingno. froze. The music turned into static, and the guy playing the game swore he heard "You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?"
The guy playing the game decided to ignore it, and instead pulled out a copy of another Game Boy Color game, Tetris. He put the game inside of the GBC, and when he turned on the game he was surprised to see BEN and Missingno., still duking it out. As in, the game glitched up and pixellated before he could even play the game.
That guy, frustrated, pulled out his iPhone and began to play the overrated game that is... Candy Crush. However, after a few minutes BEN and Missingno. had worked their way into this one, too! BEN telepathically picked up a few pieces of candy and crushed Missingno. into a Candy Crush, but Missingno. glitched the candy around him to disappear before it could hit him. Missingno. then multiplied the guy's score by 99, and he completed the level!
However, instead of "Level Complete", the screen read "You shouldn't have done that..." as his iPhone suddenly reached 0% battery. The guy playing the game, now horrified out of his mind, decided to play Majora's Mask. After popping in the N64 cartridge, he saw BEN and Missingno. alongside Link. Missingno. had rewritten all the save files, and suddenly everything stopped. Link stopped, the game stopped, the music stopped, everything stopped.
Then, a voice could be heard from the game.
"You shouldn't have done that..."
Missingno.'s body began to burn up and glitch as BEN laughed. Missingno.'s data was gone completely, and Link burned up as well. After the game stopped, the guy turned around to see none other than...
BEN Drowned, looking right at him.
"You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Everything went black. Even the real world.
K.O.!THE WINNER IS BEN