Inventor

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
EB: So this time it was a 5 - 1 vote, which I’m pretty sure is a new record.
Alpooh: Yeah, sucks to suck Trump.
Steve: Well Alpooh, actually it was you guys who lost.
Alpooh: WHAT?!
Hoopla: Hoopla!
EB: Yep. So everybody, vote out either Hoopla or Alpooh.
(Everybody votes)
Steve: And in a 7 - 6 vote, Alpooh has been evicted!
Alpooh: I’LL FIND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU I SWEAR!
Squilliam: Mhm, sure. Bye now Alpooh.
(Alpooh walks out onto the stage)
EB: Okay guys, so for today’s challenge you will have to “invent” something original. The first duo that invents something that functions wins.
Steve: Go! Now!
(Everyone runs into an abandoned junkyard that EB purchased)
Squidina: Hey Squilliam, what if we make a game console?
Squilliam: How Squidina, how?
Squidina: With these abandoned game console parts I found.
Squilliam: Oh, okay.
Squidina: Yeah, let’s do it.
(Camera shows Larry making a car, and Bob Ross and Donald Trump struggling)
Donald Trump: I got it!
Bob Ross: What?
Donald Trump: (lights match) there, we invented fire.
(Camera pans to Hoopla, who is also struggling)
Hoopla: There are no good parts! HOOPLA!
(Hoopla notices a large box)
Hoopla: I’ve got it now.
(Hoopla grabs a can of spray paint and goes to work on the box, and the camera shows The Sixth Doctor and Amaya working on something made of ice)
Amaya: So which planet are these from?
The Sixth Doctor: Bįñah III.
Amaya: Ah okay.
(Camera shows Squilliam and Squidina finishing up their invention, and then Granite and Polar making a vending machine)
Granite: So what will it release?
Polar: All types of chocolate.
Granite: I love it.
Polar: Yeah, me too. Hopefully EB will as well.
(Polar walks over to Plankton)
Polar: Hey Plankton, our duos should form an alliance.
Plankton: Why?
Polar: So we can all keep each other safe and make it to the final four.
Plankton: Okay, I guess so.
Polar: Then let’s do it!
Plankton: Yeah.
(Camera shows EB with a stopwatch)
EB: 2 days and nobody’s gotten anything done?
Squidina: EXCUSE ME FOR WORKING HARD JEEZ!
EB: Okay, Okay. Sorry. 
(Camera goes back to Squidina and Squilliam working on the game console)
Squilliam: Now we just have to make a game.
Squidina: Shit.
(Polar and Granite get done)
Polar: Yes! Let’s roll it up to Steve and EB!
(Granite and Polar lift the vending machine and drop it, causing it to break)
Granite: Did that just happen?
Polar: Well. I give up.
(Donald Trump and Bob Ross run up to EB with fire in a jar)
Steve: What’s this?
Donald Trump: We invented FIRE!
EB: Niceeeeee. Okay, so that was “invented” thousands upon thousands of years ago. So it doesn’t count.
Steve: Yeah.
Bob Ross: Told you so.
(Amaya and The Sixth Doctor run up)
Amaya: We’re done!
EB: What is it?
The Sixth Doctor: It’s a machine that can instantly freeze anything.
Steve: So a freezer?
Amaya: No, it freezes literally anything instantly.
EB: Okay, freeze this bucket of melted ice cream.
Steve: Why do you have mel-
EB: Shhhhhh.
Amaya: Alright. 
(Amaya puts the ice cream on a conveyor belt, and sends the ice cream through, and it freezes instantly)
EB: You guys win.
(Back at the table)
Steve: So who are you guys nominating?
Amaya: Keeping the tradition going, we’re nominating Bob Ross and Donald Trump.
Trump: Why though?
The Sixth Doctor: We’re also nominating Polar and Granite since they almost beat us.
Steve: Okay, now viewers, go vote one of these duos to lose!
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