Goblin

Goblins are despicable creatures that spontaneously come into being in any place with sufficient gunk and stink to conjure them. Piles of trash, septic tanks, ballpits, and Chuck E. Cheeses are frequent haunts and spawning grounds for these diminutive devils. Goblins are the primary inhabitants of the Goblin Universe, where all of these environments are more abundant than in the normal world. 
==History==
The green menace has plagued our world since the beginning of time.
Goblins conquered the Goblin Universe in the year -99987129385149032745980234017289507 BGC (Before Goblin Christ) when they finally triumphed over the mysterious and powerful Abominors, which are a race of interdimensional robotic aliens from Star Wars. The goblins have since used the technology of their ancient foes to invade our world and spread their influence by making trash, building more than one of the same fast food restaurant in one city, getting into political arguments in the comment sections of music videos, spitting all over everything, and building nukes.
All goblins forgot how to read and write after being struck by the Illiteracy Ray
== Biology ==
A goblin's body is made of trash, and you should probably treat it that way.
goblins don't need food or water, but must eat trash and drink piss to survive
== Powers and Abilities ==
Goblins have many mystical powers, but these powers are incredibly inconsistent and impossible to keep track of. Most of them have to do with making things filthy or creating supernatural stench.
Illusions - Goblins can create powerful illusions to mask their true forms, allowing them to appear as anything they wish. Since the effect isn't actually real, anyone touching the illusion just passes through it, and thus knows it is false. Goblins use this power often in their many tricks and schemes.
Stink - They SMELL they STINK
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