S04E01 - Masturbation Managed

Season 4 takes us back to the Marauder's era - and things get steamy as the hosts read "Slipping" by betta329. This episode starts the story.
== Episode Summary ==
Sirius walks in on James and Lily rocking their four-poster bed and can't help but indulge in a fantasy of his own in the Common Room.
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Opening: I Will Survive cover
* The hosts dash their fans hopes that they'll become a throuple.
* They tell story about Allie getting hug-friendly with their fans from the live event.
* Allie jokes Danny of being a premature ejaculator.
* Lyndsay hypothesizes it might be about cheating, and then has her hypothesis proven immediately by Danny reading the summary.
* "Nothing says 'I'm a student and getting some action' like red velvet bedspreads." ~ Danny
* *deep breath* "Mmmm..Santa." ~ Lyndsay, after accidentally saying "Christmas" instead of "crispness"
* Danny is concerned about Sirius' self-BDSM style wank.
* Cruel Incantations moment when Sirius just continues on with his wank even after James and Lily walk in.
** James and Sirius have a very Br-open relationship
* "Danny also wonders what that was all about!" ~ Danny
* Allie declares Sirius licking come off his fingers as being very "on brand"
* "Why is he so callused? Is it from Quidditch?" ~ Allie
** "He's working with all that wood." ~ Danny
* Lily is a giver; fantasizing about her going down on Sirius and not the other way around.
* This generation is so much more "cool" than Harry's generation.
* *Lyndsay making an air whooshing out of a balloon sound effect*
** Asks if the other hosts remember when kids would let air out of balloons in school. Lyndsay may have gone to a clown college.
* James' boner needs a "wide turn" sign
** "He uses his boner to reach over and grab the gravy." ~ Allie
* Hogwarts is an overflowing kettle of sexual tension.
* Come is everywhere, so Danny wonders why nobody's come up with a vanishing spell for it.
* Danny is picking up some Mean Girls vibes between Lily and Sirius in class.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Might be her favourite inaugural episode so far. Loves cocky Sirius
Lyndsay: Up
* Loves all of it, especially Sirius' forwardness. Excited to get some James.
Danny: Up
* Loves the new cast of characters
Category:3 Wands Up
Category:Reader: Lyndsay
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Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Up
Category:Lyndsay: Up