Blame IP (The Jam)

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#blameip - Written by Sr.Wario
(The Jam's doors swing open, revealing Brandon, with sunglasses on, accompanied by Dark rolling his eyes, Sketch drawing, and Fandro hiding behind Sam.)
Dark:Was that really necessary?
Fandro:I-I don't think so.
Sketch:(Looks up from his notebook.) Huh?
Sam: Well, at least we looked kinda cool, right?
Brandon: I did, at least.
(The doors swing open once more to reveal a hooded figure, cowering in the shadows.)
Dark: Ugh. He ruined it. Ours was totally necessary.
All: Agreed.
(Goes to commercial.)
Hayley: Hey! Welcome to the Jam!
IP: Uh thanks. I-I'm IP.
Hayley: It's good to meet you, I'm Hayley.
IP: I never thought one of them would talk to me...
Hayley: You've been here before?
Brandon: Many times, sadly.
Hayley: Brandon!
Brandon: Come over to our table Hayley.
Hayley: Aren't one of you going to scold him?!
All: Nah.
Hayley: Sam?
Sam: I would...but IP is so...
Hayley: I am shocked! Fandro?!
Fandro: He's almost as dumb as me...
Hayley: I cannot believe any of you!
(Hayley storms out, taking IP with her.)
Hayley: So, where are you from?
IP: A town named Google.
Hayley: And that's how you got here?
IP: Uh...yeah.
Hayley: Well, what were your previous experiences?
IP: UH, I'M GONNA GO NOW.
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