Daphne/Dialogue

==SCORE_S5_COMP_Quest_Camp_Lite_Inspector==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Wait! You wouldn't just be getting rid of me. I also have an alter ego! 	
 	 	 	Oh! I'd like a pet someday, like a rabbit in a hat, or a cat! But I mean myself and my alter ego. 	
 	 	 	Well, that would be an illusion! I'm actually two people. Myself, and my alter ego. 	
 	 	 	On behalf of both myself and the Inspector, thank you! 	
 	 	 	Thanks! I try to read plenty of books. Not all of them have pictures either. Maybe someday I'll show you! 	
 	 	 	That's not a "yes," but that doesn't sound like a "no" either! I'll go get my stuff. 	trying to convince herself the player wants her in camp
 	 	 	Thanks! Not everyone has room for both me and my alter ego. 	
 	 	 	That's right. By day, I'm Daphne, a mild-mannered assistant to help you with your camp. 	
 	 	 	By night, I'm someone else! The Wizard of the Wasteland! A seeker of truth and justice! 	
 	 	 	I point the looking glass to your eye, and a magnifying glass to the world! 	
 	 	 	I'm the super, and duper, one of a kind magician detective, The Inspector! 	
 	 	 	That sounds about right! The Inspector is super brave. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I really appreciate you helping me learn new stuff. 	
 	 	 	Hm...are you sure? 	Daphne
 	 	 	I think I'll keep investigating if that's okay. 	
 	 	 	Our fearless barbarian! I thought I recognized that loin cloth, but I wasn't sure it was you. 	Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
 	 	 	Our stalwart hero emerges from the shadows! 	Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
 	 	 	How goes the nightly patrol? 	
 	 	 	Marvelous Mistress! It's rare to see you outside the Den of Mysteries. 	Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
 	 	 	What brings you here? 	
 	 	 	Manta Man! I was just reading about your fight against the evil Commie-Kazi! 	Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
 	 	 	I didn't realize our oceans were being attacked by Communists! 	
 	 	 	Um...Maybe? That might be a question for the Inspector. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Of course! One of the first things I did as Inspector was search for my Unstoppable comrades. 	Inspector
 	 	 	So I know all about the Order of Mysteries and the fate of my rival, the Mistress. 	
 	 	 	But why don't you tell me about it, so I can compare notes and make sure we're on the same page. 	Emphasis on "you", she actually has no idea what happened, she's hoping the player will explain it so she doesn't have to
 	 	 	Sometimes. To be honest, there's a lot of pressure to be as smart as the Inspector. 	Daphne, filled with self-doubt
 	 	 	Like the other day, I read something about the Inspector being interpid? Intrepepper? 	
 	 	 	And I wasn't sure what it meant. 	
 	 	 	Hm...but if you were, you'd be evil. 	Inspector
 	 	 	And my magic detects very low levels of evil. At least right now. 	
 	 	 	An excellent theory! And using my powers of deduction, I think we're gonna be the best of friends! 	Inspector
 	 	 	That's right! I inspected your outfit and realized who you were. 	Inspector
 	 	 	But then I double checked with magic, and everyone knows magic's the most reliable science. 	
 	 	 	True, my brave barbarian! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Dr. Brainwash is pretty sneaky, but I don't think he'd wanna wear that. 	
 	 	 	He likes the big, geeky lab coats. 	
 	 	 	He said people scream for ice cream. As a detective, I said it would be hard to scream when you have brain freeze. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Since we didn't have any actual ice cream to solve the mystery, we had to part ways. 	
 	 	 	The divide between us was just too great. 	light-hearted, saying this in a joking manner
 	 	 	Wrong! There's nothing I don't know, using investigation or magic! 	Inspector
 	 	 	I just ... left my wand at the wand shop. Yep. That's what I did. 	
 	 	 	Egos and politics, I bet. It's not the first time it's messed up a superhero team. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I had the same problem with Sherman, my imaginary friend and former apprentice. 	
 	 	 	Wow, really! I mean... of course! 	Briefly breaks character and becomes Daphne before recovering
 	 	 	Everyone knows that orphan girls are the strongest, smartest, most magical people in the universe! 	
 	 	 	And she didn't invite the Inspector? How mean! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Not that I wanted to be part of their team anyway. The Inspector doesn't make mysteries. She solves them! 	Sour grapes
 	 	 	Because at the end of the day, I don't want to disappoint the Inspector, or myself. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Oh wow. I'm still struggling with American words, I haven't even started on all the foreign ones. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I guess all I can do is keep reading and learning. 	
 	 	 	But the Inspector knows every single one, from aardvark to zebra. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Which means I have a lot of work to do. 	
 	 	 	I guess so. I think most kids have a mommy, a daddy, one teddy bear, and one imaginary friend. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Franklin I lost, running in the woods. He was my bear. I don't know about the rest. 	
 	 	 	Three things! A good heart, a strong will, and most important of all, alliteration! 	Inspector, could struggle maybe to enunciate alliteration, sounding out each syllable, i.e. A...liter...ation!
 	 	 	Why yes! Just the other day I solved a particularly troublesome mystery. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I call it, "The Inspector and the Case of the Growling Stomach!" 	
 	 	 	It was a tough nut to crack, until I found a can of mixed nuts. At which point, the case was closed! 	
 	 	 	Oh, I've got plenty in the files. One of the hardest to solve was the "Mystery of the Poor Sleep." 	Inspector
 	 	 	It all started when I had a bad dream, about being really cold. 	
 	 	 	But in my investigation, I discovered a powerful artifact. The Blanket of Warmth. 	
 	 	 	Wrapping it around me, I was able to close the case, and finally sleep! 	
 	 	 	I just solved a very tough case recently. "The Case of the Cold Feet!" 	Inspector, cold feet here is a pun
 	 	 	Using my detective skills, I found the culprit. It wasn't shaky nerves, but a hole in my sock! 	
 	 	 	Then, using my magical sewing wand, I patched the hole up! Case and socks closed! 	
 	 	 	Good question, my fellow detective. There are two kinds of magicians, after all. 	Inspector
 	 	 	The kind that tricks you, and the kind that casts spells. 	
 	 	 	The Inspector is the third kind, the one that casts a spell to trick you into revealing the truth! 	
 	 	 	Of course it does! For the Inspector, everything is! 	Inspector
 	 	 	But really, it's super duper hard. Especially the last part. 	Breaks character and admits she's got a long way to go at allilteration
 	 	 	That's okay, that just means you have nowhere to go but up! 	
 	 	 	I'm the same when it comes to super hero talk. 	Breaks character and admits she has a long way to go
 	 	 	Indeed, for the impressive imagination of the Inspector knows no bounds! 	
 	 	 	Well, that's a lie hehe. I haven't been able to come up with a new sentence since. 	Breaks character and admits she only knows 1 or 2 allilterative sentences.
 	 	 	Wow, you're really good at super hero talk! I've still got a lot of work to catch up. 	Breaks character a little to respond as Daphne, even though dressed as Inspector here
 	 	 	Yeah! But first, we're going to need to conjure you an outfit. Not one with a cape though. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I don't have a cape, so you can't have one either. The rules for sidekicks are strict but fair. 	
 	 	 	Good plan! Even though the Inspector is a leader, she leads from behind, where no one will suspect her! 	
 	 	 	Then in the last episode comes the big reveal. I can't wait! 	
 	 	 	You're a meanie, but the Inspector won't let that stop her! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Besides, she knows you don't mean it! Otherwise you wouldn't keep her around! 	
 	 	 	You will! Just point me to a mystery, or a tasty treat, and the Inspector will eat it, or solve it! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Naturally! You hired me, so you already have a strong third eye. 	Inspector
 	 	 	It's key for any magician/detective. 	line is read "magician slash detective"
 	 	 	Of course! I am no mere magician! 	Inspector
 	 	 	I am a magical detective! Big difference! 	
 	 	 	But flight won't help people find their parents! Or solve the mystery of the missing Teddy Bear! 	Inspector, but she's talking about herself (daphne) but hasn't revealed she lost her parents at this point
 	 	 	There is no more useful magic than the power of investigation! 	
 	 	 	Yeah, catching the bad guys is just the first step! 	Inspector
 	 	 	You have to prove they're baddies or they're back on the streets! 	
 	 	 	Do you mean Sherman? He's a friend. Also, he's imaginary. 	Daphne
 	 	 	The Inspector would never give up! So neither will I. 	
 	 	 	Me too! Hopefully, someday soon! 	Daphne
 	 	 	Not yet. But that doesn't mean they aren't out there. 	Daphne
 	 	 	We just need to look in the right place, or cast the right spell! 	
 	 	 	Nothing, really. I just woke up one day with a headache, and I was alone. 	Daphne
 	 	 	There was a backpack next to me. It looked like it belonged to a grownup. 	
 	 	 	Inside was a magnifying glass, some food, and the "Unstoppable Shindig!" board game. 	
 	 	 	I think whoever it belonged to, we used to play together. 	
 	 	 	Maybe! That and I like finding stuff. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Most of our cases aren't as exciting as in the comics though. 	
 	 	 	But we usually solve them! So that's good. 	
 	 	 	Oh, but the Inspector found Franklin. He was alive! 	Daphne
 	 	 	Someone put a cigar in his mouth, which seemed pretty unhealthy, but he looked good! 	
 	 	 	So I think you might be wrong about the others too. 	
 	 	 	That would be great, but I don't even have one. 	Daphne
 	 	 	But I used to have one, I think! So maybe the Inspector can figure out what happened! 	
 	 	 	It's okay. There isn't really much to talk about, because I don't really remember a whole lot. 	Daphne
 	 	 	But I still have hope! The Inspector is on the case, and she can solve anything! 	
 	 	 	You could, but it might be too hard, even for you. 	Daphne
 	 	 	But I still have hope the Inspector will solve the case! She can do anything! 	
 	 	 	Well, I don't want to be mean, but it's important that you know yourself. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Meathead it is! 	
 	 	 	Yeah! What you said! You're really, really good at this! 	Daphne
 	 	 	No wonder you're the hero of the Wasteland! 	
 	 	 	Is that really your alter ego? I see you more as a butterfly than a moth, but that's just me. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I'm your friend either way! 	
 	 	 	Yeah! Friends to the end! 	Daphne
 	 	 	I don't think you're that. That would mean I'm married! No thanks. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Mmmm...that sounds like a bad guy word. Ah well, we'll figure it out. 	Daphne, doubting the player's answer but not wanting to offend
 	 	 	If I'm being honest, my vocabulary is still a work in progress. 	Daphne, beating herself up a bit
 	 	 	It's my greatest weakness. But if I keep studying, I'm going to turn it into my greatest strength! 	realizing she was beating herself up, tries to channel the Inspector and talk herself up
 	 	 	Just you wait, my mighty...uh... 	
 	 	 	But thanks. I guess what I'm saying is, it means a lot to have you as family. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Maybe more like a big sister? I've always wanted one of those too. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Maybe more like a big brother? I've always wanted one of those too. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Wow, that sounds really mean. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Luckily I don't know what "projecting" means, or I'd feel really bad. 	
 	 	 	I'm going to take it you mean we're the bestest friends in the whole whole whole whole whole wide world! So there! 	Says this with a defiantly stubborn smile, like she's not going to take no for an answer when it comes to the player's friendship
 	 	 	Wow, I didn't think of it that way. But you aren't that old! 	Daphne
 	 	 	Thanks. You know, you'd make a great Unstoppable! 	Daphne
 	 	 	With you on our side, nothing can stop us! 	
 	 	 	I know the name already says that, but we'd be extra, super duper unstoppable, with sugar on top! 	
 	 	 	No. Sherman was the Inspector's former apprentice. 	Daphne
 	 	 	He would give helpful advice and had a British accent. 	Proud of herself for coming up with his personality
 	 	 	But I kind of outgrew him. 	
 	 	 	I figured it was time to find some real friends, you know? Maybe ... you could be that person? 	Wanting to be friends with the player but insecure about whether that's mutual
 	 	 	It's okay. Sherman and I don't talk anymore. 	Daphne
 	 	 	It was hard to understand him anyway, with that thick British accent of his. 	
 	 	 	But one day, it just hit me that I needed real friends, like you! 	
 	 	 	And poof! Just like that, he was gone. 	
 	 	 	We could've had a tea party! It would've been great! Sherman loved tea. 	
 	 	 	But I don't think I would've met you if I stayed attached to Sherman. 	
 	 	 	So I'm glad things turned out the way it did! 	
 	 	 	Erm ... we actually parted ways a long time ago. I kind of needed to, for me. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I thought it was best to connect with real people, like yourself! So that's why I'm here. 	She realizes parting from Sherman was bittersweet, but necessary
 	 	 	That's kind of why I stopped talking to him. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I figured it was time the Inspector and I found some real friends, like you! 	
 	 	 	He was a good friend though. He was super smart and liked tea. 	
 	 	 	Abracadabra, extra caps-o! 	Inspector casting a spell
 	 	 	Abracadabra, more-o food-o! 	Inspector casting a spell, like presto-change-o
 	 	 	Looks like you've already got an enchantment, hero. Come back later and I'll recast it! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Okay hold still... 	Inspector
 	 	 	As a master magician, I am no stranger to the arcane. My spell can boost your overall perception, and help you find extra food and money. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I think I've already wished you good luck today. 	Daphne.
 	 	 	Um...I can wish you good luck! 	Daphne
 	 	 	I got a lot of neat stuff. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Spells and incantations, for the practicing magician. 	Inspector
 	 	 	The latest in Illusion spells and magical artifacts! 	Inspector
 	 	 	All the best tools for investigating. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Anyways, I'll leave the ocean Commies to you, Manta Man! 	Inspector
 	 	 	I'm not a very good swimmer, so it's probably best I fight for freedom, justice, and the right to grill hamburgers on land. 	
 	 	 	Good idea! Maybe next time, I can use my magic to change their faces too! 	Insepctor
 	 	 	Oh no, not seals! Those are the puppies of the ocean! 	Daphne, breaking character
 	 	 	But as superheroes, we've got a job to do, and can't let cuteness stand in our way! 	Inspector, reverting back to superhero mode
 	 	 	But Mirelurks are scary-looking! It's way easier to shoot something if it's gross. 	
 	 	 	As a fellow American superhero, I salute you and your sacrifice. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Those poor dolphins! I mean...uh...communists deserve no mercy! 	Daphne, breaking character
 	 	 	But yeah, Communists or not, I don't know how you fight dolphins. They're so adorable! 	Inspector
 	 	 	The Unstoppables Issue #3! Don't tell me you've forgotten your own history! 	
 	 	 	I don't know, that sounds fishy. 	
 	 	 	Of course, you're Manta Man, so if something's fishy, you would know. 	
 	 	 	But they aren't comics, they're history books! More importantly, it's our history! We shouldn't forget it so easily. 	Inspector
 	 	 	That's good to know. Pollution isn't just bad, it's un-American! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Oh wow. I didn't know fish could fall victim to evil. Probably something they learned in school. 	Inspector
 	 	 	That's good to hear! The criminals of Appalachia don't stand a chance against you two! 	Inspector
 	 	 	I only ask because you look kind of lonely. But I'm glad it was nothing! 	
 	 	 	Ewwww, you guys are in love? 	Daphne, breaking character
 	 	 	I mean...as the Inspector, I should warn you, that's a sure fire way to get cooties. 	Inspector, gets back in character
 	 	 	But you're a grownup, I'm sure you know what you're doing, even if it sounds kinda gross. 	
 	 	 	Anyways, it's been a while since we got to catch up, my dark detective. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Are you still best friends with the Mistress? 	
 	 	 	That's too bad. You know what would cheer you up? A team-up, with your Unstoppable friend, the Inspector! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Yeah! Bad guys and bright colors, two things that don't stand a chance against the Silver Shroud! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Oh! Is it because I looked through your stuff? 	Inspector
 	 	 	I was just investigating the case of a lost button. But don't worry, I solved it! 	
 	 	 	I won't do it again! 	
 	 	 	You're a Mistress of Mystery, with tons of secrets to hide. 	Inspector
 	 	 	And as the Inspector, I uncover secrets, and I'm always poking around. 	
 	 	 	Ooh, maybe I can help? 	Inspector
 	 	 	That is, if you don't mind having me for a partner. We're natural rivals, after all. 	
 	 	 	Oh, so you aren't gonna stay? Sigh, I figured. We're natural rivals, after all. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Well, I'm glad we get to chat. I was worried you might not like me, given our backgrounds. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Really? I always thought we were natural rivals. 	Inspector, happy surprised
 	 	 	I'll try not to, my mysterious um...madam! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Oof, talking like a superhero is hard. I really need to up my vocabulary if I'm gonna be an Unstoppable. 	Daphne, breaking character
 	 	 	We should be partners then! 	Inspector
 	 	 	We could solve mysteries, make witty banter, and eat all the snacks! 	
 	 	 	Oh, it's okay! No one expects you to be up with the times. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I wonder if the Shroud or Mistress would know? 	
 	 	 	But the rest of the gang isn't here. 	Inspector, doubting the player
 	 	 	I think your watch might be wrong. Aren't you still using rocks to tell time? 	
 	 	 	Oh no, are you guys fighting? 	Daphne, breaks character because she's concerned
 	 	 	I really hope not, I want everyone to get along. 	
 	 	 	Anyways, when is the next Unstoppables meeting? 	Inspector
 	 	 	Sorry if I've missed the last few. 	
 	 	 	But fear not! I'm going to try extra hard to conjure up some cakes and tea, so everyone can make nice and we can have the best meeting ever!	Inspector
 	 	 	But you're my most important assistant! Although I guess you've got more of a hands-off management style than I do. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Unless it's time to crush our enemies, then you're pretty hands on! 	
 	 	 	I'm just regular old Daphne, but all right. 	Daphne
 	 	 	The Inspector will be happy to consult with you. What would you like to talk about? 	Inspector
 	 	 	Ah, but who can really know anyone? 	Inspector
 	 	 	Especially when that person is a master of illusion and magic! 	
 	 	 	But go ahead, ask away! But I warn you, from one detective to another, you may not like the answers you uncover! 	
 	 	 	Very well, detective. The Inspector shall become the inspected! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Okie-dokie. What do you want to know? 	Daphne
 	 	 	Okay. What do you need? 	Daphne
 	 	 	Ah, another client for the Inspector. What do you need? 	Inspector
 	 	 	Me neither. But I'm trying to get better, I promise! 	
 	 	 	Abracadabra, presto percept-o! 	Inspector casting a spell
 	 	 	Okie-dokie. 	Daphne
 	 	 	All right. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Affirmative, hero. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Understood. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Sure! 	Daphne
 	 	 	Oh good! I wouldn't want you to lose your edge. It's something every crime fighter needs, besides a bag full of candy to last the night. 	Inspector
 	 	 	A shame! Well, I hope you two work things out. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Otherwise it's just going to be awkward around headquarters. 	
 	 	 	Oh good! Sometimes my investigating leads me to people's things, and I go through their stuff. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I'm glad you aren't sore about it. It was a really important case! 	
 	 	 	Hiya. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Hey there. 	Daphne
 	 	 	How's it going? 	Daphne
 	 	 	Hey, you look kind of familiar... 	Daphne
 	 	 	Some snacks make me sleepy. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I like bubblegum. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I hear it's never too early to start saving. Lucky for me, I've got a few loose teeth. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I heard the Inspector was here. I wonder if I'll meet her someday. 	Daphne
 	 	 	If you see the Inspector, tell her I said "Hi!" and maybe give her a snack. 	Daphne
 	 	 	For a limited time only, all inspections are half off! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Wanna be my partner in crime-stopping? 	Inspector
 	 	 	As superhero detectives, we'll leave no stone unturned! No cake uneaten! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Greetings, citizen! 	Inspector
 	 	 	The Inspector is on the case! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Hello, fellow superhero! 	Inspector
 	 	 	When's the next superhero meeting? I'll bring the snacks! 	Inspector
 	 	 	The Inspector sees all and knows all! How? Deduction and magic, that's how! 	Inspector
 	 	 	When you combine the powers of magic and deductive reasoning, nothing can stop you! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Abracadabra, Inspect-o Change-o! 	Inspector casting a spell
 	 	 	What happens when an Unstoppable force meets an immovable tummy ache? Well, right now the tummy ache would win. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I try to sleep most of the day. Leaves more time for crime fighting at night. Not that I would know, of course. I'm just a regular old girl.	Daphne
 	 	 	The Inspector is unlike any other superhero. She fights crime with her brain, not her biceps. 	Daphne
 	 	 	The Inspector tried to cast a spell once to make my imaginary friend real. But I guess there's some things that even superheroes can't do. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Just you wait, the Inspector is coming to save the day, and the night. Me? I'm just here. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I try to take it easy during the day. The nights are gonna be super busy. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Sometimes I wish the Inspector would conjure me up a sandwich. But that would be against the magician's code. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Fighting crime can be exhausting sometimes. But that's why The Unstoppables invented naps. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Every kid needs at least three comfort toys. Maybe four if times are rough. 	Daphne
 	 	 	A magnifying glass is technically not a toy. But the Inspector doesn't have to know I'm playing with it. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Rabbits are pretty big. I wonder if I need a bigger hat so it can stay cozy. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Mornings give me the eye crispies. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I don't like boxed foods. They taste funny. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I wonder what I'll cook today. I guess it just depends on what we catch. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I really like to read books. They're a magic spell that takes you to another place. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Whenever I see a word I don't know, I write down what I think it means. It's like an investigation. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I like all types of books, not just comic ones. School books, joke books, books on holotape. They're all pretty great. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I brushed and flossed today. It's important to build good habits, even when you aren't feeling super. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Abracadabra! Presto change-o! I turn this box of Cram into a brahmin steak dinner! Medium rare! And now we wait. Spells are pretty slow. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Grognak can be hard to understand sometimes. Especially because he's usually got his mouth full. 	Inspector
 	 	 	If there's a crime afoot, my detective skills will find it! 	Inspector
 	 	 	I'm part magician, part detective, and all hero! Make way for the Inspector! 	Inspector
 	 	 	My name? The Inspector! My mission? To uncover my past! 	Inspector
 	 	 	I should go back to the Ux-Ron galaxy someday, visit some old friends. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Pterror-Dactyls! Your reign of Pterror is over! 	Inspector
 	 	 	You've given away your last bottlecap, Commie-Kazi! The Inspector is here to restore the free market! 	Cutting this line, it's way too similar to Maul's
 	 	 	Your villainy ends now, Dr. Brainwash! The Inspector is on the case! 	
 	 	 	Some people use magic for evil. Others for fun. But the Inspector uses it for justice! 	
 	 	 	When you put a magnifying glass to things, they get super big! Especially the criminals! 	
 	 	 	My wards should keep this place safe, but a few turrets never hurt. 	
 	 	 	The Mistress of Mystery and I have always had a rivalry. Friendly competition, of course. 	
 	 	 	You know what this camp needs? A full inspection! And I'm just the hero to do it. 	
 	 	 	Inspection complete! Everything is in working order! 	
 	 	 	I like cats. They're good at sneaky stuff. But if you need a magician's assistant, it's best to go with a rabbit. 	Daphne
 	 	 	You should talk to the Inspector sometime. She's way more interesting than I am. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Know any good card tricks? If so you should teach the Inspector. She'd really like that. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I like to cook for fun. But right now I can only make teas. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I like making simple fern flower tea. Why? Because it has "simple" right in the name! 	Daphne
 	 	 	I really like tea, and so does the Inspector. But sometimes she drinks a Nuka-Cola, to keep her eyes and spirits up. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I made a pumpkin soup the other day! Minus the pumpkin. I guess it was just soup. 	Daphne
 	 	 	I wonder if you can ask Yasmin to help me with my cooking. I heard she's the greatest chef in the whole whole whole whole whole wide world! 	Daphne
 	 	 	If it gets really hot, we could have a water balloon fight. But I don't throw so good. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Another Inspector? But who is the real one! Find out, on this special Hubris Comics presentation of The Inspector vs. The Inspector! 	Inspector
 	 	 	Grognak is the muscle. The Shroud and the Mistress are the spies. And Manta Man does ... I don't know, fish man stuff. 	Inspector
 	 	 	But only the Inspector can solve the case! 	
 	 	 	I may be a magician detective, but I still have plenty of attack spells. Water balloons, motor oil, paint bombs, the works. 	Inspector
 	 	 	We should have the other Unstoppables over for the holidays. That and making Christmas albums is just what superheroes do. 	Inspector
 	 	 	Wanna play the Unstoppables Board Game? It'd be good to brush up on our crime fighting techniques. 	Inspector
 	 	 	I go by many names. The Enchantress of Appalachia! The Wizard of the Wasteland! The Inspector of the Uninspected! And sometimes Daphne. 	Inspector until the end, then Daphne
 	 	 	Hi there! My name's Daphne. Would it be okay if we set up shop here? 	
==COMP_NonOwningPlayerDialogue==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Hark, traveler! You approach the Inspector, one of the five Unstoppables! 	
 	 	 	Halt, commi-kazis! The Inspector is here to defend the American way! 	
 	 	 	The De-capitalists have invaded our camp! Only the Inspector has what it takes to stop them!	
 	 	 	Hey there. 	Daphne
 	 	 	Are you real, or imaginary? 	Daphne, responding to other players at camp
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