I Don't Know Politics

I Don't Know Politics is the fourth episode of Long Live Bikini Bottom!'s first season. It originally aired on Wild Toons! on June 28, 2021, after its 1 year hiatus.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob
*Patrick
*Mr. Krabs
*Squidward
*Neptunians
*Bottomite
*Army Sgt.
*Soldiers
*Bikini Bottomites
==Plot==
The episode beings with a Bikini Bottomite strolling, when he is suddenly crushed by a Neptunian. The Neptunians are then shown, invading and destroying Bikini Bottom. However, the army rushes over to chase them out. They barely succeed, and this makes the Bikini Bottomites rethink SpongeBob as president. A week passes by, and SpongeBob is shown ordering 16,000 bowls of spaghetti, and the money he uses to pay it is the taxpayer's money, meant to go to the army. This information gets leaked out from SpongeBob himself inadvertently by bragging to Squidward, who tells the Bikini Bottomites. Some of the men in the Bikini Bottom Army rats, saying that they don't get practice. SpongeBob is put on trial for being impeached. It passes through, and The Yellow Party ends up being abolished, with Patrick becoming the new president. SpongeBob decides that politics isn't the thing for him, as the power went to his head.
==Transcript==
(A Bikini Bottomite is shown, strolling, when he is suddenly crushed by a Neptunian)
Neptunian: CHARGE!
(The rest of the Neptunians rush into Bikini Bottom, destroying the land and buildings, and crushing Bikini Bottomites. It cuts to a very tired looking SpongeBob, inside of his office)
SpongeBob: Dispatch the army, I can't bear looking at those innocent fish being crushed!
Army Sgt.: Right away, President SquarePants.
(He dispatches the army, and after a very long fight, the Neptunians are kicked out)
Soldier: AND STAY OUT, EVIL!
Bottomite #1: That should've been faster, this can't be SquarePants' fault! He is a great president!
Bottomite #2: After this, I'm thinking was a great president.
Bottomite #1: Just be glad that the fight's over!
Bottomite #2: But not the long battle! Wait no, that's not right. How does it go again... oh nevermind.
(1 week later...)
SpongeBob: You want 16,000 bowls of spaghetti?
Patrick: Well this guy wants it too!
Bottomite: I don't even like spaghetti. How'd I get here?
Patrick: Oh.
SpongeBob: Hmmm... well I have just enough money.
(SpongeBob gets a jar, with the label "TAXPAYERS' MONEY". He takes out all of the money in the jar, and throws it out of the window)
SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm sure this is enough.
(SpongeBob walks away, and 40 minutes later, he comes back)
Patrick: Well, where's the spaghetti? We're starving!
Bottomite: You mean "I'm starving", right? I've been teaching you this this past half-hour! It's-
SpongeBob: Just look out back, man.
(Patrick and the Bottomite look out back, and they see a dump truck full of bowls of spaghetti)
SpongeBob: Well, dig in.
(Patrick runs off-screen, and he runs back on-screen in his swimming suit. He runs out of the window, leading into the dump truck)
Patrick: WOO-HOO!
(A large thud noise is heard)
SpongeBob: Patrick?!
(Patrick is shown, stuck inside of the road)
SpongeBob: D'oh...
(Squidward walks by the dump truck, and he suddenly stops after seeing it)
Squidward: SpongeBob, what could be inside of that dump truck that Patrick is jumping out of the window to reach for?
SpongeBob: (yelling) Oh, you know, just 16,000 bowls of spaghetti.
Squidward: And HOW did you pay for all of that?
SpongeBob: (yelling) I used the taxpayer's money. Nothing much really, just embezzlement.
Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles...
SpongeBob: What?
(A large crowd of Bikini Bottomites are shown looking at SpongeBob)
Soldier: Welp, SpongeBob is past the point of no return. We get no training at all.
SpongeBob: You rat!
Bottomite #3: And why is that?
SpongeBob: For... money!
Mr. Krabs: I mean, he's got a point.
(It cuts to a day later, where a trial to impeach SpongeBob plays on TV)
SpongeBob: What have I done, Patrick? I've let the money and power get to my head!
Patrick: You let the money and power get to your head!
Bottomite: I'm still here.
SpongeBob: Right... Anyways, I just can't believe that I became Mr. Krabs for that short moment. You don't see me as a greedy man, you see me as an optimistic boy! I just wish I can undo things!
Bottomite: Don't feel bad, SpongeBob. Patrick will become the president, and he'll have to elect someone as a vice...
SpongeBob: You mean me?
Bottomite: Ermm... sadly no.
SpongeBob: Oh... maybe it's for the better. All the greed and-
Bottomite: Not to be a jerk, but you already established that you were greedy twice.
SpongeBob: Right, right.
Representative: And the verdict for SpongeBob is... IMPEACHED!
SpongeBob: You know, I don't feel too bad over this.
(A tomato is thrown at the window)
SpongeBob: What the hell was that?
(SpongeBob goes at the windows, and sees the tax collectors and taxpayers of Bikini Bottom throwing tomatoes at the window)
SpongeBob: Guy, whatever your name could be-
Bottomite: Well, it's actually-
SpongeBob: Get the giant sack of money over there, please
(The Bottomite grabs it, and gives it to SpongeBob, who opens the window)
SpongeBob: HERE YOU GO TAX COLLECTORS! FREE MONEY TO MAKE UP WHAT I DID!
(SpongeBob spins the sack around in a circle, and throws it out of the window, crushing one of the taxpayers)
Bottomite: How did you get that money?
SpongeBob: I sold the spaghetti.
Bottomite: To who?
SpongeBob: Who do you think?
(The camera pans over to Patrick, laughing in his giant pool of spaghetti)
Patrick: And it only cost me 6,294 dollars and 12 cents! (laughs)
SpongeBob: Yeah, I don't think politics is the thing for me.
Bottomite: Well, now that you're just another Average Joe like me now-
Patrick: By the by, you're my vice president now, whatever your name could be!
Bottomite: Now, why can I never finish a sentence-
SpongeBob: Well then, I think I'll help clean up Bikini Bottom. It's become a crap-hole.
(He walks off screen)
Bottomite: Huh, being the vice president is a first for me, because I'm just one of your average-
(The episode fades to black, and the credits roll)
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