The Real Fortune Teller

(LazyTown Extras Theme Song)
“It’s a LazyTown Day! Let’s go out and play! Get up and get going! There’s so much to do! And it’s all up to you! Just never stop going! So, get it to roll! Big or Small! Give it just a little more! Around the World! Do you imagine going! For every boy and girl!
Milford: Ready, Set, Go!
It’s the LazyTown Extras!”
(LazyTown Extras appears on the screen)
Stephanie Narrating: “The Real Fortune Teller”
(Cuts to Valerie, Stephanie, and the Kids)
Stingy: Where are you taking us?
Valerie: Just somewhere to eat!
Stephanie: Please don’t let it be unhealthy fast food or seafood.
Ziggy: I was gonna ask for pizza!
Stephanie: That is unhealthy.
Valerie: We can eat calamari!
Stephanie: That’s seafood.
Valerie: Why are you so afraid of seafood?
Stephanie: I feel like a mermaid eating it!
Valerie: That’s silly and nonsense!
Stephanie: I saw mermaids. I was one myself. I felt like a sea cannibal.
Valerie: Well I know your lying. I can tell by my brains!
(Valerie uses her super intelligence on Stephanie’s memory)
Valerie: It’s true!
Ziggy: Wow that’s amazing!
Valerie: I was thinking, Chinese food?
Stephanie: Okay. As long as if it doesn’t have sushi or seafood.
(Cuts to a Chinese restaurant)
Trixie: The Chinese food are good. And are those fortune cookies. I bet these tastes good.
(Valerie opens a cookie)
Valerie: Your mind will be strengthening every day. Wow. Just like my future.
Stephanie: You know your future? Check mines out.
(Valerie reads Stephanie’s future)
Valerie: Stephanie. Your gonna be an unstoppable superhero.
(Stephanie claps her hands)
Ziggy: Read mines.
Valerie: Okay.
(Valerie reads Ziggy’s future)
Valerie: No way!
Ziggy: What’s wrong?
Valerie: Your future is telling me that you will have diabetes at the age of 30.
Ziggy: Please don’t tell me that’s true!
Valerie: I’m afraid to say this. But, it’s true. But, if you want to avoid that, You’ll have to stop getting sugar rushes nor eat junk food!
Ziggy: But how come you don’t get it that often?
Valerie: I may binge, but I keep myself healthy with Asian food. And in Asia, everyone is healthy.
Pixel: That’s like a big LazyTown.
(Valerie reads Pixel’s future)
Valerie: Pixel. Your will be a technician.
Stingy: What about mines?
(Valerie reads Stingy’s future)
Valerie: Bad news, when you pass, you will be in chains for eternity.
Stingy: Tell me your lying.
Valerie: My fortune teller doesn’t lie. But to avoid that, you will help the poor and share.
Stephanie: Last time we had a fortune teller, it tried to get rid of Sportacus. Just to let you know. Don’t get your hopes up.
(Valerie reads Trixie’s future)
Valerie: Trixie, you’ll be a good friend.
Trixie: Aww! That’s nice.
(Robbie Spies on the kids)
Robbie Rotten: That mermaid haired girl thinks she is a better fortune teller than me. Maybe she is. She has some kind of intelligence that allows to see the future. Let me guess her IQ Points. Infinity! I don’t know how to count to that! I think she eats too much fortune cookies.
(Robbie receives an idea)
Robbie Rotten: I got it! If I can eat as many fortune cookies as I can, I can surpass her IQ! But there is a downside! I’m banned from the restaurant!
(Flashbacks to where Robbie Rotten is banned from the restaurant Begins)
Robbie Rotten: I wonder if this chicken is spicy!
(Eats the chicken)
(Robbie burns his tongue)
Robbie Rotten: Soda! Soda!
(Robbie Rotten runs up to a soda fountain)
(Robbie drinks the cola from the fountain)
Maître D’: Hey! You’re not allowed to do that!
Robbie Rotten: Oh, but am I allowed to do this?
(Robbie Rotten twerks and thrusts Infront of the Maître D’ and do Chicken noises)
(Maître D’ throws Robbie out of the restaurant)
Maître D’: And stay out and don’t come back!
(Flashback ends)
(Cuts to Robbie’s Lair)
Robbie Rotten: If only I was Valerie! Wait! It’s disguise time!
(Goes to his costume)
Robbie Rotten: That’s me!
(Goes to Sportacus’s Costume)
Robbie Rotten: That’s Sportacus!
(Goes to Milford’s Costume)
Robbie Rotten: That’s the Mayor!
(Goes to Stephanie’s Costume)
Robbie Rotten: That’s Stephanie!
(Goes to Valerie’s Costume)
Robbie Rotten: Perfect!
(Robbie puts on his disguise)
Robbie Rotten: Now, to upgrade…
(Takes out voice changer)
Robbie Rotten: My voice changer!
(Robbie upgrades voice changer)
Robbie Rotten: Perfect!
(Cuts to Stephanie’s House at night)
Robbie Rotten Disguise as Valerie: Uncle Milford!
Milford: Valerie? What are you doing outside?
Robbie Rotten Disguise as Valerie: I want to sleep in my dorm tonight. I left my purse somewhere.
Milford: I’ll get it for you!
(Milford goes get Valerie’s Purse)
Robbie Rotten Disguise as Valerie: My plan of getting rid of Sportaflop is restoring.
(Milford goes up to Robbie disguised as Valerie)
Milford: Here you go!
Robbie Rotten Disguise as Valerie: Thank you Uncle Milford.
(Closes Door)
(Next Morning)
Valerie: Another beautiful day!
(Valerie couldn’t find her purse)
(Valerie Yells)
Valerie: Where is it?
(Cuts to Stephanie’s room)
(Valerie Barges in Stephanie’s Room)
Stephanie: It’s not 7!
Valerie: Where is it? Where is the purse! I put it right on my couch!
 
Stephanie: I never take your stuff!
Valerie: My purse has my credit card and driver’s license! And it has been stolen.
Stephanie: I think your losing your IQ!
Valerie: My IQ Is Infinite!
Stephanie: But your angry!
Valerie: I guess I can calm down. Wait! Stingy!
Stephanie: Valerie! No!
(Cuts to Stingy’s house)
Stingy: 6K Dollars, 7K Dollars, 8K Dollars, 9K Dollars, and…
(Valerie bursts down the door)
Stingy: Great! I lost count! Now I have to repair my door!
(Valerie picks up Stingy by the head)
Valerie: Tell me the truth! Were you looking through my purse? Tell me and I will free you!
Stingy: I don’t know anything!
Valerie: I’m gonna ask 1 last time! Where is my purse?
Stingy: How would I know?
(Valerie threatens to punch Stingy, but Stephanie holds her arm)
Stephanie: Do not harm him. Maybe it was Someone else. Ask Pixel.
Valerie: Pixel?
(Cuts to Pixel’s house)
Pixel: Wow. Playing Mario Bros is the best!
(Valerie goes to Pixel’s room)
Pixel: I don’t think your allowed there!
(Valerie checks Pixel’s surveillance tape)
Valerie: I don’t remember being that tall.
Pixel: Have you gotten enough sleep?
Valerie: I know my schedule. I’m gonna scan who that is!
(Valerie scans the frame)
Valerie: Of course! He took the Purse!
Pixel: Valerie? What’s going on?
Valerie: Follow Me!
(Mario life loss sound effects)
(Stephanie enters, looks around, and read the surveillance tape)
(Cuts to a Chinese restaurant)
Robbie Rotten Disguised as Valerie: I would like to have 300 fortune cookies to go!
Maître ‘D: Sorry Mam! You need to eat Something with it.
Robbie Rotten Disguised as Valerie: Okay, Noodles.
Maître D: That will be $326.79.
Valerie: Not so fast!
Maître D’: Wait a minute. Why is there 2 of you?
Stephanie: I got this.
Pixel: Give them calculus.
Stephanie: Question 1. What is pi?
Robbie Rotten Disguised as Valerie: A round delicious dessert.
Valerie: 3.14.
Stephanie: Correct. Question 2. Find f'(x), f'(1), f'(0), and f'(9) for the following function. f(x) = 8x^2 - 3x.
Robbie Rotten Disguised as Valerie: 86?
Valerie: 13, −3, 141.
Stephanie: Getting guilty getting 2 questions wrong! Question 3. Find the integral of 70/t+9.
Valerie: 70ln(|t|)+9t+C
(Stephanie electrocutes the fake Valerie and reveals Robbie Rotten)
Maître D’: Banned guy!
Everyone: Robbie Rotten!
Stephanie Crossdressing? Huh?
Robbie Rotten: Bye Bye!
(Robbie Runs)
Stephanie: I believe this belongs to you!
Valerie: Arigato!