Annoying Orange: Fish Barfception!/Transcript

(Shocktober Intro)
(Open to the kitchen.)
Pear: Yeah. And that's how I got a date with Nicki Minaj.
Midget Apple: Wow! Good story!
(Orange enters the scene, with a weirded out face.)
Orange: Man, I just had the weirdest dream last night.
Pear: Yeah? What happened?
Orange: Well, for some reason, everyone in the kitchen was able to barf up whole fish.
Midget Apple: Entire fish?!
Orange: I know, right? Super weird.
Pear: Not really. Sure it was a dream? I mean, I could barf up a whole trout anytime I want.
Midget Apple: Yeah. Me too!
Orange: (Perplexed) What?
Pear: Sure! Watch!
(Pear, Little Apple & Marshmallow barf up whole fish one by one.)
Marshmallow: YAY!
Orange: What the?!
Pear: You try.
Orange: There's no way! I can't do that!
Pear: (Creepily) Oh really?...
(Orange starts to feel funny.)
Orange: (Groans) WHAT'S HAPPENING?! (He, too, barfs up a whole fish. Eventually, he wakes up in his bed.) Oh, it was just another dream!
(Pear & Midget Apple rush into the room.)
Pear: Dude, are you okay?
Midget Apple: It sounded like you were sleep-barfing or something.
Orange: (Briefly chuckles.) Yeah. I guess I kinda was.
Pear: Ok. Lemme pour you some medicine for that. (He pours in some medicine from a bottle, but instead of the liquid pouring down, it pours up.)
Orange: No, I'm fine now. It was just-- (Confused) Wait, why is that pouring up?
Pear: It's not. It's pouring down.
(The room suddenly flips upside down.)
Orange: (Freaked out.) WELL, THEN WHY ARE WE ON THE CEILING THEN?!?!?!
Midget Apple: We're not dude. We're on the wall.
Orange: (Really freaked out.) THE WALL?!
(The room turns sideways.)
Pear: Duh.
Orange: Okay, then why is gravity so messed up.
Midget Apple: I dunno, maybe it's because-- (He barfs up a entire fish like before. Orange suddenly wakes up again.)
Green fish: Dude? Ya up?
Orange: I'm not sure. This might just be another dream.
(The fish steps out to reveal a tall green fish with the voice of Pear.)
Green fish: What do you mean?
(Orange & the fish scream at each other, with the green fish constantly spitting out a smaller fish as Orange continues to scream, until the last fish is barfed out.)
Orange: (Laughs loudly) Look at how small he is! (He continues to laugh up until the fish barfs out tons of fish into the air & rain inside the room, & Orange screams, ultimately waking up yet again.)
Pear: Orange! You ok?
Orange: NO! I'm not okay! I'm stuck in the middle of some creepy, weird fishbarfception dream sequence!
Pear: Fishbarfception? What are you talking about.
(Inspirational music plays.)
Orange: You mean, you've never seen anyoe barf up a fish?
Pear: What? Of course not.
Orange: & You've never stood on a wall & poured medicine sideways?
Pear: Dude, you are talking crazy!
(Orange, believing that he's finally awake, laughs.)
Orange: YAY!!! (Jumps out of bed.)
Pear: Ok. Now I know you're crazy.
Orange: I'M HOME! I MADE IT HOME!!!! WHOOHOOO!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He leaves his room in excitement.)
(Midget Apple, unnoticed by Orange, enters.)
Midget Apple: What's up with Orange?
Pear: No clue. He's going on about barfing up fish or something.
Little Apple: That's so weird. Everyone knows there's no such thing as barfing up fish. ONLY DOLPHINS!!! (The moment of normality is broken by these words.)
Pear: I know, right?
(Pear & Midget Apple barf up dolphins like at the beginning.)
Pear: Care for some seaweed tea? (He holds out a teapot.)
Midget Apple: Don't mind if I do.
(Pear hums as he pours the tea upwards like he did with the medicine. Freezefram on the scary scene as sitcom music begins playing. "CREATED AND DIRECTED BY BEEF ANDERSON. SATAN AS ORANGE. THAT ONE GUY AS PEAR McBUTTS. MIDGET APPLE AS KEEBLER ELF. MARSHMALLOW AS HERHIMSELF. THE KARDASHIANS as THE COMEDY FISH TROUP BRIGADE. CARRIE FISHER as CARRY FISHer. Cut to black, ending the episode.)
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