Drip Miguel

= Miguel Burritokat =
== Life ==
Miguel Burritokat was born to a poor family in Saucetown, a small village in the Syrup Isles. He was raised by the Theives Guild and gained talent quickly, becoming the best thief in the Syrup Isles. Once he had completed all his training, he was sent on a quest to gain his title as the master thief. His task, to steal the crown of Sproingle Bigears, the late ruler of the Syrup Isles. When he reached the castle he was almost captured in the wizard's tower and was forced to jump through a portal to the Drip Dimension. After years journeying through dimensions, he made it to Flopxico, built a town and lived there from 1061 to 2017, spending most of his time running a bakery that travelers would stop at to get provisions. In 2019 he was found by the army forces of the syrup Isles, and forced to flee to Bingustan. 
== Best Accomplishments ==
- Became Master Thief of the Syrup Isles
- Built a town
- Made a really tasty pretzel
- Stole Bingus's underwear from his house and sold it online
- Stole Bingus's house and sold it online (it was returned without Bingus knowing)
- Made another really tasty pretzel
- Secretly turned his old bakery into a Meth Lab disguised as a chicken restaurant, which was later rebuilt and used by Bingustavo Fring
- stole a bag of potato chips from the Flopsworn
== Criminal Activity ==
Drip Miguel is suspected to have teamed up with Mad Drip Floppa before the events of Sogga's Death, though they parted ways after he learned of MDF's plan.
He was held in custody after being caught helping Micheal in a weapons trafficking plot.
Was rumored to have been involved with the death of Big Floppa, due to him being close friends with Micheal, but was proven innocent.
== Relatives ==
His Mother's father's cousin's nephew's sister's great great great great great granddaughter's brother's daughter is Sogga
Micheal is his second cousin, once removed
His great great grandfather was a Flopsworn who escaped the Flop, but was killed a few months later by Bingus's great great great great great great great grandmother, after she hit him in the head with a loaf of bread.
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