Amy Teaches Susan (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: "Ahh, what an eventful day."
Curd: "Yeah, we finally got my parents' band back together!"
Ricotta: "And we sung on stage!"
Samantha: "We have a guest, Susan!"
Susan: "OK, Mom!"
Susan and Curd go to Amy
Amy: she stares at Susan and Curd "Why did you get Bunny Burst back together when you know they were making a song that supports Eggman?"
Susan: "You mean why couldn't it have been any other song?"
Amy: "Right, but why did it have to be a "Creamix" of "Eggman's the Greatest"? This time, you-" her voice switches to a nicer tone "-and Custard, and his nephew Curd-" her voice switches back to her meaner tone "-have gone too far! I'm going to teach you and Curd a lesson, and not Custard, since he's 23 years old and should know better."
Curd: "Please spare us!"
Amy: "Relax, I'm not going to beat you up this time, because I am just going to teach you about the atrocities that Eggman committed and why you shouldn't say even a single good thing about him or do anything good to him, even your birthday party shenanigans with Cream."
Curd: "It sucks to be Swift, Ava, or Mia, because I'd then have a mom like you."
Susan: "At least their dad can stop her from being all angry about Eggman, since he thinks he's a fun arch nemesis."
Amy: "That's the only thing I dislike about my husband. He almost never treats Eggman seriously. Everything else about him is amazing. Now go to my unit."
The duo goes to Unit 3003
Ava: "Everyone has a good quality, Mom."
Amy: "Not Eggman."
What We Like About Eggman Starts
Susan: "You know Eggman is diabolical."
Ava: "But you know what would be illogical?"
Curd: "Saying that he has no good qualities at all."
Ava: "So be grateful and not grating..."
Susan: "About us not Eggman hating!"
Curd: "And we just give him a 1/10 Rating."
Song Ends
Amy: "I have something for you as well!"
Eggman Is Evil Starts
Amy: "He made the Metal Virus!
And he tortured us!
And he woke up Dark Gaia
And roboticizied most animals, yeah!
I know you think he's redeemable
But he is irredeemable-"
Ava: "Did you just rhyme redeemable with irredeemable?"
Susan, Curd, Isabella, Lulu, and Anne appear and get their rock instruments
Amy: "And he fired a laser at the moon
And when I think of him I just turn into a loon!
Eggman is evil! There is nothing good about him!
So please don't like him, because he just makes everything grim!
And don't even get me started on his Sonic copy
He captured me many times and he just angers me!
He was used for all kinds of evil and he's the best
At being the worst and turning me into a damsel in distress!
Eggman is EVIL! There is nothing good about him!
So please don't like him, because he just makes everything grim!"
Everyone plays the ending notes with their instruments
Song Ends
Curd: "Wow! That was amazing!"
Susan: "Let's do it again."
Amy: "So you see why you shouldn't like Eggman?"
Susan: "We don't, there was just one thing we liked about him. His song."
Amy: "He's getting you to support him with that song."
Ava: "I didn't like that E.G.G.M.A.N. song either."
Amy: "That's right."
Susan: "Who cares? The song is great!"
Amy: "Don't support Eggman at all. I'll teach you more about his atrocities."
Susan: "What?"
Amy: "I'm just going to say that he made the Egg Moon block the sun."
Susan: "Oh, that's bad. But who cares? Just because Eggman is a bad person doesn't mean he has no good qualities!"
Amy: "But he doesn't have any good qualities. Say it with me. I hate Eggman."
Curd: "I hate Eggman."
Amy: "He is the most evil person on the planet."
Curd: "He is the most evil person on the planet."
Amy: "If I learn about his atrocities, all my good thoughts about him will go away."
Curd: "If I learn about his good thoughts, all my atrocities will go away."
Amy: "I would've liked it if you didn't switch those things up."
Curd: "Sorry, Amy."
Amy: "Say it again."
Curd: "I hate Eggman. He is the most evil person on the planet. If I learn about his atrocities, all my good thoughts about him will go and sway."
Amy: "Close, but not-"
Curd: she throws a bar of soap at Amy visibly angry "Take this bar of soap! Eggman cares about Sage, and your husband knows that, he helped you save the world in some occasions, and this is what you want to teach us? Him having no good qualities?"
Amy: "He wanted to save the world from destruction so that he has a world to conquer."
Curd: "Good counterargument, but he cares about Sage, so let me say he has a good quality."
Amy: she pauses "You're right. He has a good quality. But don't say it to people who got affected by Eggman's atrocities. That was my only intention. I only wanted to stop you from saying those good qualities TO THE PUBLIC. It might count as supporting Eggman. As someone who got captured by him multiple times and got tired of being the damsel in distress, it offends me when someone says something good about Eggman."
Sonic: "But to be fair, he was the reason you wanted to train with Knuckles and now became one of the Top 3 heroes in Mobius."
Amy: "True dat."
Sonic: "So Amy, don't beat someone up just because they support Eggman in a way. Just be calm and do what you did today. Just teach them without violence."
Amy: "You know, Sonic, you are the best husband a hedgehog has ever asked for. Thanks for teaching that to me."
Sonic: "You're welcome. Like Amy said, don't say good things about Eggman in public, but you can think that Eggman has good things. Just wouldn't be good if you showed that in public."
Amy: "Hope you get the message."
Swift: "I put the message in this soap bar." he gives a soap bars to Susan and Curd "Don't drop it!"
Susan: "Taking a bath is why I always get my electric powers removed from me. I become an ordinary Mobian girl without these electric powers, but at least I don't zap myself every time I take a bath or go underwater."
Swift: "Maybe you bathing in water thus feeling a static may massage you."
Susan: "Good point. Now let's go back to our respective units."
Susan goes to Unit 3002, and Curd goes to Unit 3007
The End!
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