Lara Croft vs Steve

Lara Croft vs Steve is a blog post on the ERB wiki by Four4. It features video game protagonist and explorer, Lara Croft, rapping against the player character of Minecraft, Steve.
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMlVayY4ecU
Steve- EpicLLOYD
Lara Croft- Ceciley Jenkins
Villager (cameo)- Nice Peter
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
LARA CROFT
VS
MINECRAFT STEVE?
OH MY GOD!
=== Lara Croft: ===
You wanna raid my tomb?
All the guys do.
I'm hot, I'm brave, and I'm bringing it too.
I explore many tombs and you explore caves,
Your Lego brick arms can't allow you to wave.
I'm a British Boss who is real groovy.
Can't touch me, Jolie played me in the movies.
Creepers from behind are your worst fear,
And me? I've never shed a tear.
=== Steve: ===
I'm short, blocky, and known around the world.
Your the only adventurer who's ever been a girl.
I've got ten hearts and I go against the undead,
You? You've never even been wed!
I make everything that I need to survive,
You just got pwn3d by Steve's sick vibes!
=== Lara Croft: ===
Your daytimes only last ten minutes,
Notch didn't go for accuracy much?
I'm a legend known worldwide,
You can't even look side-to-side.
=== Steve: ===
Stop talking, why not all six voices?
Minecraft only uses fun and creative noises.
Tomb Raider's old, from the 20th century.
I'm surprised its not buried in a little penitentiary!
Angelina's hot, but you? That's a stretch.
I'm a full 3D world. Your minor tombs are an ugly sketch.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (creeper boom) Rap battles of historyyy...