Ankel

Ankel is a member of the Balkans irl and Balkania as a whole.
==Background==
Founding member and old co owner of Balkania 
== Early Childhood ==
Ankel, born on 5 September 1946 in Stone Town, Zanzibar (now part of Tanzania), was of Parsi descent. Her parents, Freaky Futa Gulash and her husband, hailed from Gujarat, India, and practiced Zoroastrianism. The family moved to Zanzibar for her father's job at the British Colonial Office. Ankel, born with four extra incisors, credited them for her wide vocal range. As Zanzibar was under British rule, she was a British subject and later became a UK citizen when the family emigrated to England.
== Leaving Balkania ==
After leaving Balkania, Ankel recalled, "I'd got £96,000 for my share of the name, so I'd just locked myself away and spent three months smoking sweet leaf and drinking booze. My thinking was, 'This is my last party, because after this I'm going back to Birmingham and the dole.'" However, Furgd signed him to Jet Records with the aim of recording new material. Furgd dispatched his daughter Nogger Enjoyer to Los Angeles to "look after Ankel's needs, whatever they were," to protect his investment.
==Affiliation with Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda==
Though the opposite has been proved many times over the years; according to leaked CIA documents found on Warthunder forums, he played a key role in al-Qaeda people reaching to USA through EU. He was also seen on multiple occasions hanging out and drinking with Osama. Though he never approved of these, he has once said "idk bro osama guy seems really cool i really dont get the hate".
== May 2nd, 2008 Baby oil incident ==
Ankel used to be the number 1 baby oil producer in Turkey. One day while he was on a baby oil showcase in Afghanistan on his way back home to Turkey, his car was hijacked and stopped by hairy afghan men. Then the afghans kidnapped him keeping him in a cave for months and using the baby oil he produced to fuck him day and night. Until he ran away using the baby oil one day and returned to Turkey. Ever since then Ankel stopped producing baby oil for the market and now he uses his baby oil only for personal protection.
== His role in Gezi Park protests ==
He is said to be home during the protests jerking off 
== Info ==
- He is said to be born in the toilet of a gay bar in Istanbul.
- Always shoots first
- He DOES have a penis even though he says and acts like he doesnt have one.
- Said to have never fully recovered from getting rapped by Furgd
- Loves vodka