Chris and the Queen of Mean (Transcript)

Chris and the Queen of Mean is an episode in Season 4. In this blooper, a tree falls on Chris's house and causes the roof to cave in, forcing Chris to live with Coco while his house is under repairs.
== Transcript ==
(scene shows a lumberjack in front of a tree)
ToyTim3: Please don't smash that house, SMG4!
SMG4: Relax, Tim! I'm not gonna smash anyone! That house is vacant!
TT3: I know you won't try, but-
SMG4: (chops tree down)
(tree lands on house)
Chris: (off-screen) OH MY GOD! THERE'S A TREE ON MY HOUSE!
TT3: ...Chris lives there.
(tree smashes through roof)
SMG4: Well...I'll call repairmen.
(logo is shown)
(a bunch of trucks, cars, and people are in front of the smashed house)
Mario: (walks by) Hey, anyone have spaghe- (sees house) JESUS CHRIST!
SMG4: I chopped a tree down and it landed on Chris's house!
Chris: (heads towards them) Did you see what the tree did?
Mario: No.
Chris: Well, you see, it landed on my house and now I need to be sent to another house for parenting and- Wait, this seems familiar.
(flashbacks from Unparented show up)
Mario: (stares blankly into space) Kinda. Sorta. A little bit- no, I forgot.
Chris: (walks over to repairman) Excuse me, sir, but how long until my house gets fixed?
Repairman: (turns around)
Mario, SMG4, and Chris: (gasp)
PhotoSwap899: What? Not happy to see your pal PhotoSwap?
Chris: This is insane! First, you were a cop. Then a lifeguard. Now a repairman? How many jobs do you have?
PS899: Enough to pay the bills for the expensive software I use to make bloopers.
Chris: Well, anyway, when will you fix my house?
PS899: That could take a while. Let me check, uh... (looks at clipboard) HOLY INSTAGRAM! (looks at them) Sorry, but it'll take three months.
All: WHAT?
Chris: You've GOTTA be kidding me!
PS899: No worries. I found someone who would be happy to take you in while we work on the house. Her name's Millicent. I met her online.
Chris: Oh, wow! I get to stay with the Internet?
SMG4: That's not what he meant!
PS899: Her address is 343852 Parkington Lane, Bluewind Valley, Nicolaia 91347.
Mario: Wow, you know your addresses.
Chris: Hey, she lives two houses down!
SMG4: Let's go meet her!
Mario: Let'sa go!
(the scene cuts to everyone in front of a house)
PS899: She said she wanted Chris dropped off at exactly 4:30.
Mario: How do you know?
PS899: Twitter.
Mario: (rings doorbell)
MCG: (walks by) Sorry, guys. Millicent Mayers isn't home.
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