Zhan Tiri's Tragic Life

Zhan Tiri's Tragic Life is the 24th episode of Stuck With the Millers.
== Synopsis: ==
A peek at Zhan Tiri's life and why she's an evil demon out to destroy the whole universe.
== Character Appearances: ==
* Zhan Tiri
* Mal & Ben
* Evie
* Maleficent & Hades
* Audrey
* Chad
* Jorgen
* Anti-Jorgen
* Dominic
* Mother Gothel
* Sugracha
* Tromus
* Lord Demanitus
== Transcript: ==
In Auradon, a neighboring kingdom to Corona, a baby was born.
The queen and king, Mal and Ben have been expecting a baby for a long time.
It was a baby girl with purple hair that Mal had tied in two buns and had a fancy black dress and a black hair band with a purple emerald that Evie designed.
Mal: Isn’t she precious, Ben?
Ben: Yeah! What should we name her?
Mal thought for a little bit, then got an idea.
Mal: How about… Zhan Tiri?
Ben: Interesting. Unique. I like it.
Zhan Tiri: Zhaaaaa Tirrrriiii!
Ben: Did she just… speak?
Mal: That is so cool!
Evie came rushing into the castle’s nursery.
Evie: Mal! Your mother is here!
Mal: Oh, great. I thought after I turned her back into a human, she’d leave Auradon alone!
Evie shrugged.
Maleficent flashed in.
Maleficent: Hello, darling! I heard you have a baby!
Mal: Well -
Just then, Hades appeared.
Hades: I was just passing by… Malie, you didn’t tell me you gave birth to such a beautiful baby girl!
Mal: Please, please! Zhan Tiri needs to rest!
Zhan Tiri: Mother! I wanna visit Audrey!
Mal: Audrey? For whatever reason?
Evie: It’s okay. I’ll take her out. It’s good she explores Auradon a little.
Ben: That would be so nice. Thank you.
Evie took Zhan Tiri and left.
Mal: I am so lucky to still have Evie around.
Ben: Considering Jay and Carlos moved out of Auradon to find their own destinies.
~ ~ ~
At Audrey’s tower, Audrey and Chad were enjoying some tea.
Audrey: I’m so glad I chose you after all these years.
Chad: Yeah. It was either me or a pirate.
Evie went up to Audrey and Chad with Zhan Tiri.
Evie: Mal’s new daughter, Zhan Tiri, wanted to see you.
Audrey: And why is that? I’m rather busy.
Zhan Tiri: Revenge!
Audrey: What?
Zhan Tiri: I know you! You spelled all of Auradon to sleep!
Chad: So the new royal baby can speak. Great.
Audrey: I did. But I was young and foolish then. Please! What is a baby going to do to me?!
Suddenly Zhan Tiri turned into a mini dragon and roasted Audrey.
Chad looked scared.
Chad: AUDREY!!
Evie: Wow! Why would you -
Zhan Tiri turned back into her true form and looked satisfied.
Zhan Tiri: Now, I wanna visit Uma…
Evie: Oh no! You are going back home!
Evie took Zhan Tiri and left.
Chad began crying.
Chad: Audrey! I can’t believe you’re really gone!
~ ~ ~
Back at the Auradon castle, Evie returned with Zhan Tiri.
Evie: Well, it’s official. Audrey got burned to a crisp.
Mal: But why?
Evie: It was your daughter!
Mal: Sweet Zhan Tiri?! It can’t be!
Zhan Tiri: Evie’s lying! That’s not how it went at all!
Ben: Really? How DID it go?
Zhan Tiri: Evie, you missed the part about Audrey spelling Auradon to sleep!
Mal: Honey, Audrey changed a long time ago. There was no reason to -
Zhan Tiri: I’m hungry.
Mal: Uhhh…
Zhan Tiri began crying.
Mal rushed over to the kitchen and grabbed grapes out of the cooler.
Mal: How about some grapes?
Zhan Tiri: No! Where’s some cake?
Ben: Oh come on! These are delicious!
Ben put the grapes in front of Zhan Tiri.
Zhan Tiri began sniffing a grape and reluctantly put it in her mouth.
Zhan Tiri: It’s -
Zhan Tiri looked awed.
Zhan Tiri: AMAZING! Grapes are sooooooooooo yummy!
Mal and Ben looked relieved.
Mal: Phew!
Ben: Well, raising her will be quite a challenge.
Mal: But we can handle it!
~ ~ ~
Several years later, Zhan Tiri was now 7 years old.
Zhan Tiri: Mommy! Daddy! You gotta check this out!
Mal and Ben rushed over to Zhan Tiri, who was in Mal’s spell casting cabinet.
Zhan Tiri: Now I have twice the power!
Mal: Oh no…
Zhan Tiri: Yes! You’ll bow to me, Mother!
Mal: Quit it! This stuff is incredibly dangerous!
Zhan Tiri: You could’ve told me that before I drank your entire demon power potion…
Mal: Oh no… If she really drank all that… Imagine the danger Auradon would be in!
Zhan Tiri: Danger-smanger! I’ll RULE Auradon one day! You’ll see!
Ben: I think that potion is messing with her mind!
Mal: And I know just who could help us…
~ ~ ~
Mal, Ben, and Zhan Tiri were in front of Audrey’s tower.
Mal: Zhan Tiri, stay put while we talk to Chad.
Mal and Ben went up to the door and knocked on it.
Chad came out.
Chad: Oh great…
Mal: We need your help.
Chad: What? You want me to get rid of your devilish baby for you?
Mal and Ben looked horrified.
Mal: NO! We need to get some powers OUT of our girl for us!
Chad raised his eyebrow.
Chad: What KIND of powers?
Zhan Tiri suddenly transformed into a big monstrous demon.
Chad screamed in terror.
Chad: AHHHHH! No way! This demon HAS to go! Either you kill her…or I will! Just look at what she did to Audrey!
Ben: Now Chad. Zhan Tiri depends on having a normal, happy life. Just remove the demon powers! Now!
Chad rolled his eyes.
Chad: Very well. Zhan Tiri. Come with me.
Zhan Tiri: NO!
Mal: Just come with Chad...and we’ll give you some more grapes when we get home.
Zhan Tiri: Okay.
Chad: This will only take a minute…
Chad took Zhan Tiri’s hand and entered the tower.
Mal: He better not screw things up.
Ben: Don’t worry. Zhan Tiri will be fine.
~ ~ ~
An hour later, Chad came out of the tower.
Chad: Well. You might need to get a new daughter…
Mal: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Chad: Relax. Zhan Tiri is just fine.
Chad muttered under his breath.
Chad: ...Unfortunately.
Mal: What happened to Zhan Tiri!
Ben: Tell us now!
Chad: Okay, okay…
Zhan Tiri came out of the tower and looked almost sinister.
Zhan Tiri: I came to proclaim what’s rightfully MINE! Your crown, ALL of Auradon, and the Isle of the Lost.
Mal: Oh no! I can’t believe this! What did you do, Chad?
Chad: NOTHING! I wanted to wipe her out of existence…
Mal and Ben glared at Chad angrily.
Chad: ...When demon girl started changing in literally no time at all!
Chad looked anguished.
Chad: I’m afraid your lovely daughter has officially gone to the dark side.
Ben: Now that can’t be totally true…
Mal: Yeah! We’re still keeping her!
Chad: And let all of Auradon suffer? No way. You gotta dump her somewhere.
Zhan Tiri: You wouldn’t do that to your sweet daughter, would you?
Mal: Of course not!
Ben: There HAS to be another way!
Chad: I’m sorry. There isn’t. Have a nice day.
Mal, Ben, and Zhan Tiri left Chad’s tower rather glumly.
~ ~ ~
At the edge of Auradon and the Isle, Mal and Ben were contemplating Chad’s advice.
Mal: Well, should we?
Ben: I think it’s what’s best for Auradon.
Zhan Tiri began crying.
Zhan Tiri: NO! Wait! What are you doing?!
Mal: Sorry, Zhan Tiri. But we have to do this…
Mal and Ben ditched Zhan Tiri.
Zhan Tiri screamed with rage.
Zhan Tiri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL PREVAIL!!
~ ~ ~
Several years later, Zhan Tiri was now well into her 30’s. She didn’t look much different from how she looked at 11.
Zhan Tiri: Finally I can get my life back on track.
Zhan Tiri entered the Fairy Academy in Fairy World.
Jorgen, the main instructor at the academy, went up to Zhan Tiri.
Jorgen: Can I help you?
Zhan Tiri: I’m here to get a job at the Fairy Academy. Mentoring young fairies could really help me become who I’m meant to be.
Jorgen: Well. You don’t LOOK like a fairy… What are you?
Zhan Tiri: Oh, I’m a demon…
The other fairies in the Fairy Academy gasped out of terror.
Jorgen: Well. I’m sorry. Demons aren’t allowed in Fairy World…
Jorgen blushed.
Jorgen: But I would like to take you out for the evening.
Zhan Tiri looked awed.
Zhan Tiri: Really?!
Jorgen: Yep! Meet me at the Chez Fairy restaurant around the corner tonight at 8:00.
Zhan Tiri: Alright! I’ll be there!
Jorgen suddenly vanished.
Zhan Tiri: But wait! What’s your name?
Zhan Tiri shrugged and left the Fairy Academy.
~ ~ ~
At 8:00, Zhan Tiri arrived at the Chez Fairy restaurant.
Jorgen was nowhere in sight.
Zhan Tiri: Strange. He said he’d be here…
A punier looking anti-fairy who looks a lot like Jorgen went up to Zhan Tiri.
Anti-Jorgen: Saaay… You look different…
Zhan Tiri: Who are you? Wasn’t there supposed to be a tall, muscular dude right next to me?
Anti-Jorgen: Oh, you must be talking about Jorgen! I’m Anti-Jorgen. And might I say… You look fine!
Zhan Tiri looked miffed.
Anti-Jorgen: Is there a name that comes with that pretty face?
Zhan Tiri: I’m Zhan Tiri… And I’m really supposed to be here with someone else.
Jorgen came rushing over.
Jorgen: Yeah! Me! Outta my way, Anti-Jorgen!
Jorgen pushed Anti-Jorgen aside.
Anti-Jorgen: And now’s my cue to RUNNNNN!!
Anti-Jorgen ran away screaming.
Zhan Tiri: Who WAS that tool?
Jorgen: Don’t ask.
Zhan Tiri: So, I didn’t catch your name…
Jorgen: I’m Jorgen. Jorgen Von Strangle.
Zhan Tiri: I’m Zhan Tiri. Zhan Tiri Lawson.
Jorgen: You really are something special, Zhan Tiri.
Zhan Tiri blushed.
~ ~ ~
After their first date, Jorgen and Zhan Tiri were about to part ways.
Jorgen: Where do you live? I’ll take you home.
Zhan Tiri: Well. Uh. I don’t live anywhere.
Jorgen: Then you can live with me.
Zhan Tiri looked awed.
Zhan Tiri: I appreciate it a lot, Jorgen!
Jorgen and Zhan Tiri headed to Jorgen’s house.
~ ~ ~
Several months later, Zhan Tiri and Jorgen were eating a fancy lunch.
Jorgen took out a diamond ring.
Jorgen: Zhan Tiri, will you be the luckiest uh, demon and marry me?
Zhan Tiri looked awed.
Zhan Tiri: Of course! Of course I will! You have been the only one to truly get me! My own parents ABANDONED me cause I terrified them!
Jorgen: My parents were never around. My dad killed himself. Such a wimp. While my mom left me with my grandma.
Zhan Tiri: That’s awful. I’ll ALWAYS support you.
Jorgen: As will I.
Jorgen and Zhan Tiri hugged and shared a kiss.
~ ~ ~
A month later was Jorgen and Zhan Tiri’s wedding day.
Nobody showed up except for Anti-Jorgen.
Jorgen: GREAT! Nobody showed up!
Zhan Tiri: Except for this tool who keeps stalking us!
Anti-Jorgen went over to them.
Anti-Jorgen: I can officiate your wedding.
Zhan Tiri: Since when do you know ANYTHING about weddings?
Anti-Jorgen: Okay, I read about them. But follow me…
Anti-Jorgen led Jorgen and Zhan Tiri to a platform with a dozen roses.
Anti-Jorgen: Now we gather here today for the wedding between Jorgen and Zhan Tiri. Is there a reason these two must not be wed?
Jorgen and Zhan Tiri glared at Anti-Jorgen.
Anti-Jorgen looked terrified.
Anti-Jorgen: And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!
Jorgen and Zhan Tiri kissed.
Zhan Tiri threw the big bouquet she was holding, and Anti-Jorgen caught it.
~ ~ ~
Several years later, Jorgen and Zhan Tiri got blessed with a baby. It was a baby boy with Jorgen’s hair and he looked much like Zhan Tiri.
Jorgen: What should we name him?
Zhan Tiri: Hmmm. Dominic. Classic. And perfect.
Dominic: Mama! Dadda!
Zhan Tiri and Jorgen looked awed.
Zhan Tiri: Awww!!
~ ~ ~
Several years later, Jorgen and Zhan Tiri’s relationship began to get rocky.
Zhan Tiri: You just don’t get it! I’ll rule the world with Dominic! We’ll make a happy evil duo!
Jorgen: Please! You just stay in the kitchen and cook and clean. The men can terrorize the fairies together!
Dominic went over to his parents with a new book.
Dominic: Mommy, I got you a new diary.
Zhan Tiri: Not now, Dominic! Tell your father he’s crazy!
Jorgen: CRAZY! Tell your mother she’s INSANE!
Dominic: Uhhh, BOTH of you are kinda insane…
Jorgen: You take that back!
Zhan Tiri: You know what, Jorgen? I’m sick of you and I’m sick of everything!
Jorgen: Well you know what? YOU are such a weakling, Zhan Tiri! You will NEVER rule the world and especially destroy it! You don’t have what it takes to be a villain! You are NOTHING! You’re nothing, Zhan Tiri!
Zhan Tiri: I’ll show you! I’ll show everyone! Come, Dominic! You’re going somewhere where I don’t have to put up with you when I destroy the world!
Dominic: But mommy!
Zhan Tiri and Dominic flashed out.
Jorgen: Good. Now that that bat’s gone, I’ll dominate Fairy World AND Anti-Fairy World and I’ll be unstoppable!
Jorgen laughed evilly.
~ ~ ~
Zhan Tiri and Dominic were at Auradon Prep, where Mal and Ben were now both headmasters.
Mal and Ben noticed Zhan Tiri and Dominic coming in.
Mal: Zhan Tiri! What are you doing here? And how did you get so old?
Zhan Tiri flashed out of her old lady form.
Zhan Tiri: Apologizes, parents. I used this form to scare off Jorgen.
Ben: Jorgen? Your husband?
Mal: I’m sorry we couldn’t come to your wedding, sweetie. I know we abandoned you when you were small, but we regret it.
Zhan Tiri: You do, DO you!? Well, here. Here’s your do-over. Meet Dominic, my son...
Dominic: I don’t understand.
Zhan Tiri: Of course YOU don’t. But Mommy has a mission, and having a kid around will just get in my way. Enjoy living with your granny and grampy!
Dominic: But-
Zhan Tiri took Dominic's diary and flashed out.
Dominic began crying.
Dominic: I want my mommy!!
Mal: We’ll be here, Dominic.
Ben: Yeah! We won’t let anyone harm you.
Ben and Mal hugged Dominic.
~ ~ ~
Several years later, Zhan Tiri found herself in Corona with a whole new crowd. She was mentoring Mother Gothel, Tromus, and Sugracha, Lord Demanitus’ faithful followers.
Zhan Tiri: I suggest you forget about that Lord Demantius and come follow me. We WILL find the sundrop and moonstone and become more powerful than you ever will know!
Mother Gothel: Soooo, you’re telling me I can become young again if I use the sundrop?
Tromus: Gothel, don’t fall for it! It could be...a trap!
Sugracha: Yeah! You look fine for a 600 year old woman!
Mother Gothel grimaced.
Zhan Tiri: It’s not a trap, if you just follow me.
Mother Gothel: Okay! You convinced me!
Tromus: I guess. I’m in too!
Sugracha: And me!
Zhan Tiri laughed evilly.
Zhan Tiri: Perfect!
~ ~ ~
Demanitus’ followers did exactly as Zhan Tiri said and began to plot to find the sundrop and moonstone.
Zhan Tiri: Yes. We all will have that ultimate power! Just wait.
Demanitus came bursting in Zhan Tiri’s lair - the Great Tree.
Demanitus: You’ve got to let go of this crazy plan!
Zhan Tiri: No, Demanitus! I’ve been let down far too many times in my life to be stopped now! That moonstone and sundrop will be mine, you see!
Tromus: You can’t stop us, Demanitus.
Sugracha: No! Zhan Tiri knows what she’s doing!
Mother Gothel: She’ll finally make me young again!
Zhan Tiri: Actually, Gothel, you and your ego can go elsewhere. Cause I’m through with you.
Demanitus: Just leave this foolish dream behind!
Zhan Tiri: NO!
Zhan Tiri turned into a big demon and left the Great Tree.
Demanitus and the other followers followed behind.
Demanitus threw a spear in the Great Tree, rendering it powerless.
Zhan Tiri: NO! My lair!
Demanitus: Give it up!
Zhan Tiri turned into a big blizzard and vanished.
Everything got cold.
Demanitus locked up Zhan Tiri’s followers far away and proceeded to stop the blizzard.
~ ~ ~
Several months later, Zhan Tiri and Lord Demantius were on a quest to find the coveted sundrop and moonstone.
Zhan Tiri: Demantius, you can’t stop me from using this power all to myself!
Demantius: But Zhan Tiri! You already took my pupils! What more do you need?
Zhan Tiri: More power! I intend to suck the sundrop and moonstone into me!
Demantius: Zhan Tiri, this is your last warning! Give up this foolish quest for power!
Zhan Tiri: NEVER! I’m so close! This quest for the Sundrop and Moonstone was both of ours!
Demanitus: It was until you made it about something darker! You made it into gaining power for yourself. You turned your back on what was right!
Zhan Tiri: You turned your back on me! As long as I live, I will never stop until I have that power!
Demanitus turned on the portal beside him, and it began to suck Zhan Tiri in.
Zhan Tiri: THIS IS FAR FROM OVER! I will have that power! And when I do, I will destroy your beloved Corona! I PROMISE YOU!
Zhan Tiri got sucked into the device.
Demanitus turned to his pet monkey.
Demantius: I know. I had no choice, Vigor. I had to send her...to the Lost Realm.
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