List of Revealed Pre-Made Characters

Below are the lists of revealed pre-made characters made by Eddie and Alex. See here info on how Pre-Made characters were created, notable Pre-Mades, or characters created by Cast here. For the list of NPC's go here.
== List A ==
List A contains the first 100 Pre-Made characters. Cancelled and former Pre-Mades will appear below this list.
List A: Characters will be revealed as they appear.
 	Name 	Description 	Pro 	Con 	Appearances	Creator
1. 	Gru Paul 	An evil genius that has a following of drag queen minions. Loves fracking. 	"bring back my gorls" - summon minions to your side to assist. 	Everyone is fucking sick of the franchise. 	3: 
Loop 37 (Paul), 39 (Rob), 56 (Alex)	Eddie
2. 	Dustbin Joe 	His name is Joe and he lives in a bin 	Pros: fucking loves bins and recycling. Can inflict Smelly Damage. 	fucking stinks. 	1:
Loop 40 (Rob)	Eddie
3. 	Musselini 	A sea creature that is also an Italian dictator 	Loves water 	an Italian dictator 	3:
Loop 39 (Toni), 53 (Oli), Ep 47: (Emmy)	Eddie
4. 	Meredith Grey 	Meredith Grey is the Chief of General Surgery at the Grey-Sloan Memorial hospital in Seattle, Washington. She is extremely good at her job. However, people she loves tend to die around her a LOT and accidents occur around her at a quite frankly unbelievable rate. Whenever she dies in the edit, Mother will be singing Chasing Cars. Meredith will always narrate the beginning and end of every loop. 	Can perform surgery which will potentially revive a dead player, including herself. Meredith has to roll a Medicine check to identify the injury, she then has to roll an Investigation check to locate any tools or people around her who may be able to help. She then performs the surgery. If she passes both checks, the surgery is immediately successful. If she fails one check, she has to roll to see if the surgery is successful. If she fails both checks, she has to roll to see if the surgery is successful AND the patient has to roll to see if they die pre/post surgery! SURGERY IS COMPLICATED	extremely prone to Unfair 20s. 	1:
Loop 66 (Emmy)	Eddie
5. 	Didorian Gray 	His tea’s gone cold and wondering why, this guy here is well old. He has no grey hairs and no wrinkles. And no hair on his balls. And his name’s real weird, it's Dorian Gray. Put his picture on my wall. Then suddenly he fucking dies. He fucking dies. 	is well old, and he wants to thank you for the best day of his life 	if he sees his reflection he dies. 	2:
Loop 38 (Bacon), 53 (Billy)	Eddie
6. 	Elton John Wick 	a candle that is also an assassin. He’s still standing. 	Very skilled in martial arts and is on fire. 	Scared of wind, when they die everyone has to sing Candle in the Wind and cry. 	1: 
Loop 40 (Oli)	Eddie
7. 	Cher the TimeShare Consultant 	Sounds like someone shouting into an open washing machine, good at conning people. 	You believe in life after love, for three days in July at sunny Weymouth, for only £98! 	It’s very hard to understand what the fuck you’re saying (also Mamma Mia 2) 	3:
Loop 38 (Jasper), 53 (Joey), 70 (Emmy)	Eddie
8. 	Littlefoot 	D I! N O! S A !U R a Dinosaur 	you’re a fucking dinosaur 	You have no concept of time. 	1:
Loop 36 (Joy-Amy)	Eddie
9. 	Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman 	You are eight grandmothers sewn together, making up one, slightly disproportionate Batman. 	You are Batman. 	When one Nana dies, all the other Nana’s die too, SUCH IS THE LAW OF THE ELDERLY. 	2:
Loop 38 (Moa), 53 (Bacon)	Eddie
10. 	Bono Schrodinger, the Pokémon Trainer 	Before the day starts a roll is made for Bono. This number must NOT be rolled by Bono again. If the number is rolled, Mew escapes from its Pokéball and immediately teleports away with no chance to catch it again. Thus, Bono Schrodinger now has a definitive answer as to whether or not he is With Or Without Mew, and he dies. 	You carry empty Pokéballs with you. 	Constantly questions whether or not something is, or isn't, alive if he can’t see it. 	3:
Loop 37 (Joy-Amy), 54 (Xan), 69 (Bacon)	Eddie
11. 	Wolf, from Gladiators 	You put the Glad in Gladiators. 	Incredibly strong and incredibly fast. 	Never quite sure if he’s ready or not. 	1:
Loop 54 (Billy)	Eddie
12. 	Fred the West Highland Terrier 	A very good boy, yes he is, yes he is who bloody loves doing a murder. 	Very good at digging, cuz he’s a dog, duh. 	Might want to double check exactly what he’s been digging. 	1:
Loop 54 (Oli)	Eddie
13. 	Bill Young 	Bill Young is Will Young’s Well Hung Sing Song Long Lost Son from a parallel universe. 	He sings everything he says 	Constantly feels like he has to leave, right now. 	1:
Loop 54 (Bacon)	Eddie
14. 	Favourite Character With Massive Genitals That Are Always Out And Everyone Keeps Trying To Avoid Direct Eye Contact Because It’s Also A Basilisk	Yep. 	You have your favourite character’s traits! 	Your genitals are a Basilisk. 	1:
Loop 54 (Alex, Solid Snake)	Eddie
15. 	Facebook Baby 	You are a baby with a Facebook account. The only way you can communicate is via your parent’s updates about you on Facebook. 	You are deeply ingrained within the Metaverse. 	You are a baby, and you randomly turn into a can of Pringles. 	1:
Loop 82 (Gaz)	Eddie
16. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
17. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
18. 	The Arsehole of Daffy Duck 	You are Daffy Duck’s arsehole. 	You are also in control of Daffy Duck. 	Canonically, you are his arsehole. 	2:
Loop 54 (Xan), 70 (Bacon)	Eddie
19. 	Kim Car-Crashion 	You’re a 41 year old woman who is constantly involved in, and witnesses, horrific and deadly traffic accidents. 	Vehicles are terrified of you. 	Vehicles react erratically around you. 	1:
Loop 85 (Jake)	Eddie
20. 	Sonic the Hedge 	You’re a walking, talking blue Hedge. You’re way past cool and very much stuck in the 90s. 	Extremely popular for a hedge. 	Weak to fire. 	1:
Loop 53 (Xan)	Eddie
21. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
22. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
23. 	Bawk M’Gawk 	A chicken who took a 23 and me test and has now decided they're Scottish. Refuses to drop the accent and will run into any conflict assuming they now actually have some inherent fighting ability. They don’t. 	irn bru always on hand 	is a chicken 	1:
Loop 68 (Emmy)	Eddie
24. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
25. 	Doge Cat 	a popstar who was in a tragic skiing accident. She thinks she’s a dog who thinks she’s a cat. 	Rich and famous. Everyone recognises her 	Walks on all fours, and everyone sees her trying to bark meow. 	1:
Loop 83 (Alex)	Alex
26. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
27. 	Mans Ingonyama 	Here comes a lion, father, Oh yes it’s a lion. 	He’s a lion, and you’re gonna hear him roar 	In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the lion has narcolepsy 	1:
Loop 6 (Alex)	Alex
28. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
29. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
30. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
31. 	Maggot Thatcher 	You’re a baby fly, who has absorbed the power of the Tory party through consuming the corpse of Thatcher. 	You are what you eat. Eating other corpses will change your personality 	You ate a Tory 	1:
Loop 67 (Oli)	Alex
32. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
33. 	Betty Wrong 	Once thought of as a sweet old lady. Now a public menace. You whizz up 	and down Faringdon on your motorised scooter and hit children with your cane. 	takes shit from no one. 	has been banned from Budgens several times, due to misbehaviour. But it hasn’t stopped you before. 	1:
Ep 47 (Alex)	Alex
34. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
35. 	Auntie 	Mother’s much younger sister. Talks with a silky smooth sultry voice. Secretly hates Mother, and her whole set up, and will do anything to steal that scratch card for herself. 	Actually pleasant to listen to. 	Totally fuelled by spite for Mother. 	3:
Loop 63-64 (Bacon), 67 (Emmy)	Alex
36. 	Hey Arhnauld! 	The 10 year old body building actor boy who was once the governor of Californyuh. You have a giant football shaped head, and a thick Austrian accent. You love cookies. 	He’s always helpful towards NPCs 	WHO TOLD YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES?! PUT THA COOKIE DOWN! NAAAAOOOOWW!… don’t touch his cookies. 	1:
Loop 65 (Emmy)	Alex
37. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
38. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
39. 	Man Bastard 	Extremely stereotypical blokey lad wanker. Thinks Rosie and Jim is sexist because Rosie’s name is first. Has the power to Manspread himself across large distances. 	Genuinely good at fighting 	Will only listen to male characters. 	1:
Loop 67 (Alex)	Eddie?
40. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
41. 	Beaker from The Muppets 	Meep meep meep moop moo. 	Meep 	Accident prone 	1:
Loop 70 (Oli)	Eddie
42. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
43. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
44. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
45. 	Randy Cabbage 	It’s Randy Savage but it’s also a Cabbage. 	OOOH YEAH, you can do a sweet elbow drop. 	Cabbages are disgusting (except red cabbage). 	2:
Loop 65, and Ep 47 (Oli)	Eddie
46. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
47. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
48. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
49. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
50. 	Avril Lavigne 	I don’t know why, but you are Avril Lavigne. 	You may or may not be a clone 	You are Avril Lavigne (it’s complicated) 	1:
Loop 71 (Oli)	Eddie
51. 	Carrie	Bradshaw Layfield 	CBL is a writer for a new york fashion magazine. She is also a massive bully. All her friends hate her, because she gives them terrible relationship advice. She is married to Mr. Big Show, and hates minorities. 	Has a wicked clothesline. And a wicked fashion sense (a clothes line, if you will) 	a total narcissist. Makes everything about her, and throws tantrums when other people talk about things that don’t involve her. 	1:
Loop 69 (Emmy)	Alex
52. 	Prank Sinatra 	Will always do things their own way. Can’t stop pranking. 	has a beautiful singing voice 	almost everything they do is a prank 	1:
Loop 87 (Alex)	Eddie?
53. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
54. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
55. 	Johnny from The Room 	Johnny is a hard working “American” man.  [Random Player 1] is his best friend, and he love [Random Player 2] so much. Does a great Polish chicken impression. May or may not be a vampire. Laughs a lot, and says hi to everyone, and every dog he meets. 	He’s loyal to the end to his best friend [Random Player 1]. LOVES football, spoons, and of course [Random Player 2] 	Everybody betray him! Has never hit [Random Player 2], despite 	the rumours, Doesn’t know where the vagina is. 	1:
Loop 72 (Bacon)	Alex
56. 	Emo Pingu 	He’s noot okay. Speaks in gibberish and noots. Everyone is somehow able to understand him. 	NOOT NOOT! 	Sometimes his emo fringe gets in the way 	1:
Loop 69 (Alex)	Eddie
57. 	Garfield 	Loves lasagne and his bear, Pooky. Hates Odie and Mondays. 	if the player had lasagne in the past week, they will have a good day, even if it was on a Monday. Always has advantage over people called Jon. 	if the player had a bad Monday, or if this game is played on a Monday, Garfield will have a bad day 	1:
Loop 89 (Alex)	Alex
58. 	The Greatest Big Show 	A circus promoter turned wrestler turned face turned heel. Extremely tall and powerful. Potential to knock things out in one punch and is a natural entertainer. 	Extreme strength, able to command animals and other circus performers 	his cereal bowl needs a lifeguard, constantly turns between being a good guy and a bad guy, cries very easily 	1:
Loop 70 (Alex)	Eddie
59. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
60. 	Boratman 	Jagshemash! You are super hero journalist. Very nice! Your wife has been killed by neighbour Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in your assholes. Using your fears of loneliness, you have becoming Boratman. He also likes jewish people now, as of the second movie (#spoilers), but he LOATHES Karens. Chenquieh. 	You can have great success interview with anyone, without appointment. Have utility belt with many gadget 	Have no concept of how to behave appropriately around new people. Gadget are of premium Kazakhstan quality. 	1:
Loop 65 (Bacon)	Alex
61. 	Master Beef 	Finish the fight against the meat industry! You’re a cow in power armour. Cow-er armour. 	You have a shiny green set of power armour, and a bright orange bell 	You can only wield two items at a time, and 4 throwables. Also you’re a full-sized dairy cow. 	1:
Loop 67 (Bacon)	Alex
62. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
63. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
64. 	Burger Thing 	The unused and unloved Burger King mascot. No ones quite sure what you are. 	Free burger king. 	Just an absolute mess all round. 	1.
Loop 71 (Emmy)	Eddie
65. 	Punch n’ Broody 	Punch n’ Broody loves to punch people, they’re also extremely broody and will do anything to have a child. Especially punching. 	Strong punch. 	Constantly punching. 	1.
Loop 99 (Alex)	Eddie
66. 	Chewbacco 	Basically you’re Chewbacca but constantly smoking and/or chewing tobacco 	lovely smooth taste, and all the kids think you’re cool 	stinks of smoke, stained teeth and fingers, and susceptible to disease. 	1.
Loop 71 (Alex)	Eddie?
67. 	Postman Prat 	He’s a postman but a real indignant prick. 	Knows the area like the back of his claymation hand 	All the neighbours smile as they wave to greet him- but he’s a prick so he is rude to them. Strangers will be hesitant to help you	1.
Loop 69 (Oli)	Eddie
68. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
69. 	“Randy” Newman 	You’re a singer songwriter for popular children’s movies, with a distinct voice, who just happens to have the highest libido possible. (d4. Straight, gay, bi, cartoon characters/not human things) 	Can turn anything into a song. Not a good song, but a song nonetheless. 	Cannot control his urges to sing… because if he doesn’t sing, he will start humpin’ 	1.
Loop 72 (Alex)	Alex
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73. 	Darth Velma 	A mystery-solving sith lord, with an adorable catchphrase. Jinkies! 	Very good at solving spooky mysteries, laser sword duels, and making traps for monsters. When scared, doors lead to random other rooms 	Always loses her glasses. Never takes the high ground. 	1:
Loop 68 (Alex)	Alex
74. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
75. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
76. 	CyClipClops 	X-Man, Scott Summers has mutated further… he is now a pony. 	Capable of generating concussive force-based, red-coloured beams from his eyes. 	Cannot activate his visor, as he now has hooves 	3:
Loop 71 (Bacon), 91 (Alex), 94 (Reece)	Alex
77. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
78. 	David Twattenborough 	A man who loves to be a dick to nature… and documents it 	Knows how to approach any animal 	Torments said animals. Is followed by a BBC Crew everywhere he goes. 	4.
Loop 72 (Oli), 89-90, (Rob), Episode 47 as a ghost (Oli)	Alex
79. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
80. 	Frankenstienfeld 	… umm actually, it’s Frankenstienfeld’s monster! 	A hulking beast of a monster, formed from dead body parts, and the head of Jerry Seinfeld. Brought to life by a mad scientist 	You’re an "out of touch" stand up comedian. *slap bass sounds* 	1.
Loop 66 (Oli)	Alex
81. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
82. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
83. 	Fidget 	Fidget is a small Maltese cross with an absolute bastard. He is very distrusting of everyone he meets and already knows. He also, inexplicably, speaks like Michael Caine. 	is very cute. 	dice rolls every time he sees someone to determine whether or not he will bite or hump them 	1. 
Loop 65 (Alex)	Eddie
84. 	Michael Caine 	Renowned actor. Starred in many great films, such as Muppet’s Christmas Carol, Several Batman Movies, Inception, and Jaws: The Revenge. He also sometimes speaks like a small Maltese cross dog. Extremely loyal to any Batman character, if they are in play. 	understands the true spirit of Christmas… eventually 	the more people of the party he has to bury, the sadder and more distressed he become 	1.
Loop 72 (Emmy)	Alex
85. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
86. 	Super Mario 	You are Super Mario. You can only speak like Mario, and in the edit all of your dialogue will be replaced by Mario voice clips. 	Have all the abilities and tools that Mario has in all of his games. 	Can only speak like Mario. 	1.
Loop 5 (Bacon)	Bacon
87. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
88. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
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90. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
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94. 	Willy Wonka 	You are Willy Wonka, but you’re on the run. The police seized your factory after numerous child labour, slavery and general abuse of power laws were reported after an ill-fated tour of your factory. Willy Wonka is not trying to hide his identity because he believes he is invincible. 	Has an endless supply of tasty chocolate 	Sometimes the chocolate and sweets have side effects. DM will also roll to see if the Oompa Loompas will find him 	 	Eddie
95. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
96. 	Dino the Yazoo Dinosaur 	Dino was once the mascot for Yazoo but he was dropped without reason in 2005. Since then he has developed a grudge against all dairy-based things and products. He’s not a vegan, he just violently hates dairy. 	he has Dino Pogs (these actually existed) which he can use as a weapon 	Any contact with anything vaguely Dairy based and he goes into rage mode 	 	Eddie
97. 	Smelly Cat 	You are the Smelly Cat from Phoebe Buffay’s song, Smelly Cat. You are malnourished and fucking stink. 	You have all the natural athleticism of a cat 	You stink, but it’s not your fault 	 	Eddie
98. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
99. 	You 	It's you! 	You're Lovely. 	You have no idea what you are doing here. 	 	Alex
100.	Mother 	You are in control of Mother for this game. Your goal is to inform the rest of the group that they need to go to the Budgens in the Faringdon Town Centre and buy a scratchcard. You must specify the number of the scratchcard you want - but only if prompted by another player. As of Rules 3, you are no longer aware of how much a scratch card will cost. If you refuse to follow the Rules of Mother, you will die.	Everyone listens to you, you are the boss! 	If you die, the game ends. 	 	Eddie
=== Removed, or retired pre-made characters from List A ===
Fredpool: The stone age didn’t kill him, but constantly breaking the fourth wall might. Not sure if he hates his wife or not.Pro: can use any animal as a tool
Con: he’s aware he’s in a Budgens and Dragons game, but he can’t let anyone know otherwise he will die. But he just can’t help himself. The more he doesn’t break the 4th wall the harder it becomes for him to not break the 4th wall.Fredpool was given to Reece Wilson, after his portrayal, as it was felt by Eddie and Alex that it was tailor made for Reece. He was replaced in the list by Number 28. He was created by Alex.
KanyEquestrian: KanyEquestiran was a character that was removed, due to Ye's comments and behaviour in 2022. The character was an obsessed brony, who carried around a jar containing Twilight Sparke and jizz. It was based off of an infamous internet post. He was replaced by Number 26. He was created by Alex. 
Cat Stevens: The bio for Cat Stevens was simply 'Stevens that's a Cat. You're a Cat called Cat Stevens who thinks they're Cat Stevens, but you're just a Cat.' It was removed because it was too shit. 
== List B ==
The list did not officially come into effect until later, however a few characters from Season 3 were retired into List B. Some of these characters were created for List B before it was official, and Alex used them in a session to test them out.
List B: Characters will be revealed as they appear.
 	Name 	Description 	Pro 	Con 	Appearances	Creator
1. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
2. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
3. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
4. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
5. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
6. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
7. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
8. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
9. 	??? 	 	 	 	 	
10.	Brenda the Cake Lady	Brenda the Cake Lady: she's one of those influencer bakery people who has [d100]k followers on tiktok. Little do they know, however, is she is in possession of a magic knife, which has a 50/50 chance of cutting into anything and it/they being cake the entire time.	50/50 chance of free delicious cake for everyone. 	she's just so obsessed with cake, that's all she wants to talk about 	1 	Alex
11.	Boris Johnson 	A former PM, disgraced, is now hiding in his secret side bitch’s (mother) house. He cheats his way through the game, but eventually the lies catch up. 	very lazy, and can buffoon his way out of anything. Always rolls a D128 on every save or action.	each successful roll then puts up the chance of failure exponentially. 1, 2, 4, 8. 16., 32, 64, 128. if somehow he gets a 128 save, he will die on his next skill check unless saved by someone else	1 	Alex
=== Removed, or retired pre-made characters from List B ===
Helen, The Fed-Up Babysitter::
Helen was gifted to Lizzy after an excellent performance in the Bonk Club special episodes. It was felt that nobody would ever portray Helen better than Lizzy did, so she was retired from the permade list.
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