Susan TV Minisode (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

== Susan Wraparound 1 ==
The crowd cheers for Susan
Susan: “Hello, ladies and gentlemen! I am Susan Spencer the Hedgehog ready for another good, great, awesome, outstanding, amazing Susan TV minisode! You know, a mini episode. Here are some leftover shorts from the first 4 Susan TVs created by my mom, Samantha the Hedgehog!. Oh, but Benny, AKA Butter is going to be our guest star for a Butter: The Sitcom short! Yes, that’s how we’re going to start this minisode! But a good Butter episode needs my dad, Spencer the Hedgehog! Oh, and Mom, you’re going to be in this performance too.”
Samantha: “OK, Susan! That’s great! I’m performing with my husband for the first time! Hey, Benny, put me in another one of your sitcom’s episodes. I am going to be the guest star.”
Benny: “Well, Samantha, you already had a guest star appearance in a Season 4 episode. But I would love to make you a guest star in another episode!”
Samantha: “Please do! I love your show! I was your biggest fan ever since day one!”
Benny: “Let’s perform.”
Samantha: “How did you manage to make a Squishy BrownPants in real life sitcom, though?”
Benny: “I used the correct people, and made Steve relatable.”
== Butter: The Sitcom Short ==
The studio’s walls and ceiling become transparent
Butter: “Hey, Spencer!”
Spencer: “Hello, Butter! Do you know our show is a sitcom?”
Butter: “Yes, I do. Hey, I have a magnifying glass!”
Spencer: “That’s cool!”
Butter: “It’s cool for now. But I have a big magnifying glass! It’s kinda heavy.” he lifts the magnifying glass
Steve: “Butter, what are you doing with the magnifying glass?”
Butter: he shows Steve his magnifying glass “Hello, Steve! Look at this!”
Steve: he screams due to burning from the magnifying glass magnifying the sunlight and runs away, hitting the studio lights
Butter: “Uh, why is everything transparent?” he shows everyone the magnifying glass, but it burnt a lot of the crowd
The crowd runs around the studio
Samantha: “Don’t worry, Butter! I can fix this by switching the transparent mode that makes this studio entirely transparent off!” she runs to the switch “And the sunlight can’t burn me here, because to burn someone, the magnifying glass has to magnify the sunlight, so-“
Spencer: he gets a mirror and reflects the sunlight at the switch “I did it!”
The switch is burnt
The crowd gets their pitchforks and empty torches
Steve: “That torch doesn’t even have a fire-“
The torches gets lit by the magnifying glass and they chase after Spencer and Butter
Samantha: “Guess I’m going to do it in the style of a genius.” she creates a transparent switch that is connected to the studio “It takes a genius like me to make a switch that can turn the entire thing opaque! But to make it even cooler, I can make this entire studio…” she puts a translucent mode on the switch and switches to translucent “Translucent!”
Crowd: “Make it opaque again!”
Samantha: “Fine!” she makes the switch switch to opaque “I hope you liked translucent mode.”
The crowd cheers for Samantha
Butter: “That is why Samantha is a true heroine. She does her daily saving everyone from disaster heroism, but she goes the extra mile to make people happy.”
Spencer: “I liked Translucent Mode!”
== Susan Wraparound 2 ==
Swift: he freezes the burning people
Ava: she defrosts the then-burning people
Susan: “Whew! That was intensely intense!”
Ava: “But that made for a good show for those psychopaths and sociopaths, didn’t it?”
Amy: “I love that you care for psychopaths and sociopaths even though they wouldn’t have a deep relationship with you. Well, maybe the sociopaths, but it’s heavily unlikely for psychos to have one.”
Ava: “Anyone with strong anti-social behavior is a psychopath or a sociopath. And Mom, I love that you used heavily unlikely, because-“
Swift: “Anything is possible!”
Susan: “Let’s just go ahead and show the show parody Samantha made for the first Susan TV leftover.”
== Dorothy The Explorer ==
Dorothy: “Ola! I can’t find a bridge! Where is it? Can you help me find it?”
Crowd: “It’s just behind you, you idiotic girl!”
Crowd Member: “You know this is supposed to function as a point and click game?”
Dorothy: “Oh! Thank you!” she crosses the bridge
Backpack: “I’m the heavy backpack! I have literally everything and pull them out of thin air! There’s another bridge, but it’s broken! What should Dorothy use? The toolkit, the map, a pencil case, or a pen?”
Crowd: “You idiot! The toolkit! At least have an episode that is h-“
Crowd Member: “Like I told you, this is supposed to function like a point and click game.”
Crowd Member 2: “They should at least make it have some mystery! Which it is surprisingly lacking, for a show literally named Dorothy the Explorer.”
Tails: he appears
Dorothy: “Oh no! It’s Tails! Tails, stop stealing! Tails, stop stealing!”
Tails: “Oh, fine. I wanted to find a map to one of Eggman’s bases, but you won’t bother, unless you work for him, for which I will call the police!”
Dorothy: “Darn! That’s harsh!”
Backpack: “Hey, Tails! Dorothy has this!” he shows a Freedom Fighter Membership Certificate
Tails: “Oh.”
Dorothy: “So Tails, stop stealing and taking credit for absolutely everything I do to the Freedom Fighters!!”
Tails: “I’m gladly going to stop. Thank goodness you are not with Eggman.”
== Susan Wraparound 3 ==
The crowd cheers
Susan: “I didn’t know you were such a comedy genius too!”
Samantha: “By the way, that last part is about Tails always taking the credit. Changed when I was 15, but Tails kept taking credit for everything.”
Tails: “Sorry, Samantha.”
Samantha: “It’s OK, Tails!”
Susan: “Now for your fable?”
Samantha: “Oh. Mine is unique, because it’s not exactly a parody of 2 fables combined, nor is it a direct retelling of a fable using characters of that animal, but it’s
== The Hoglet and Her Mother ==
Susan: she static zaps Samantha
Samantha: “Ow! Hey, Susan! Stop pranking me, you moron! You are a moron for not knowing hurting your mother is a bad thing!”
Susan: “Fine, Mom.”
Samantha: she watches TV
Susan: she disables the TV
Samantha: “HEY! SUSAN! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?”
Susan: “Nothing.”
Samantha: “You’re grounded.”
Susan: “I WAS PLAYING PRANKS!” she intensely zaps Samantha
Samantha: “I SURRENDER!”
== Susan Wraparound 4 ==
Samantha: “And that’s how you not write an episode of any show. Take inspiration from The Owl and the Grasshopper.”
The crowd was wooed
Susan: “That’s bold!”
Samantha: “It is supposed to teach writers of any show what not to do.”
== Commercial Break ==
Samantha: “I’m Samantha the Hedgehog, Wispon expert. Is your device low battery? Buy a Lightning Wispon! Wanna start a campfire? Buy a Burst Wispon, also used for roasting marshmallows. Wanna fly? Buy a Hover Wispon! All are 100,000 Mobiums.”
== Susan Wraparound 5 ==
Susan: “Really?”
Samantha: “I admit I rushed this.”
Susan: “No, about the price. It’s too pricey!”
Samantha: “Fine, 50,000 Mobiums.”
Susan: “Fair.”
Samantha: “Time to show my fan animation for The Awesome World of Gummy!”
== The Awesome World of Gummy ==
Gummy: “Let’s play avoid or do!”
Dan: “Let’s play!’
Gummy: “Do this: launch a ball to the moon!”
Dan: he tries launching a ball to the moon, but it hits the Ronnies’ car
Mr. Ronnie: “Hey! For destroying my car, you have to paint the fence!”
The fence was painted
Gummy and Dan: “Done!”
Mr. Ronnie: “Fix the windows!”
The Windows were fixed
Gummy and Dan: “Done!”
Mr. Ronnie: “Wash the dishes! Fix my table! Clean the rugs! Make the entire apartment look brand new!”
Gummy and Dan: “Done!”
Mr. Ronnie: “Why aren’t you disciplined yet? Why are you still gleeing?”
Gummy and Dan: they try to fix the car, but it falls apart, so they run away
Mr. Ronnie: “Gummy! Dan! I’ll get you!”
Roy: “I destroyed the car by trying to fix it by putting more dents.”
Nanny: “No, blame it on me. I was backing up my car, but it hit the Ronnies’ car, then it was almost broken.”
Anna: “Guess we are all responsible for this.”
Cake Cop: “You are going to pay a fine.”
Mr. and Mrs. Ronnie: “How about we destroy your car too?” they destroy the Wallaces’ car
Cake Cop: “You’re under arrest, because that was completely intentional.”
== Susan Wraparound 6 ==
The crowd cheered
Samantha: “Thank you all for watching my shorts! Especially my quip with the famous Butter the Rabbit.”
Susan: “That’s all for now, everyone! Good night!”
The crowd walked away talking about how weird the Minisode was
The End!
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