Transcripts/Link Tries Ritual Head Separation

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Link Tries Ritual Head Separation.
Hyrule Castle, Inside.
Link's head is flying around the screen, making an odd noise as it does.
The scene cuts to King Scott Harkinian III talking to Princess Zelda.
King Harkinian: Zelda, I wonder what the Triforce tastes like.
Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
Harkinian: I'm serious. I want to eat the Triforce of-
He hears the Link head.
Harkinian: What the hell?
The Link head enters the room and begins flying around the King.
Harkinian: OAH!
He punches the Link head, knocking it to the ground.
Harkinian: Take that!
Link: Ouch!
Harkinian: OAH, SHIT! 
Harkinian: Link!?
Gwonam the Wizard flies in on his magic carpet.
Gwonam: Link?
beat
Gwonam: Your Majesty! YOU HAVE KILLED LINK!
Harkinian: Fuck!
Gwonam: And only Link can defeat Ganon!
Harkinian: Shit!
Gwonam: Consider the King the most dangerous of Link's minions!
Harkinian: Fuck you! Go to hell!
Gwonam lunges at him and beats him senseless off-screen.
The scene randomly cuts to Ganon and Pinkie Pie.
Ganon: Join me, Pinkie Pie, or else you will-
Pinkie Pie: NOPE.
The episode ends shortly after.
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