Big Slim

Big Slim is a merkin (pubic wig) salesman from Episode 105.  He says 'syphilis is back!' and that the symptom of hair loss means the return of the merkin industry. Big Slim describes how he has some hairy friends and that retrieves hair from their drains in order to weave into wigs.  He says some merkins come ‘creamed’, the implications of which are unclear, but which he does by creaming up various items such as microchips with a mortar and pestle.
Big Slim’s custom merkins cost upwards of $200.
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