Twiba's Treasure Hunt

On the 3rd of November, 2008, Twiba, being fluent in the language of the birds, caught a glimpse of a magpie telling a blackbird about its ""treasure"" hidden somewhere in the garden of two notable residents of Dig-It Land, Big and Small, who were at the time, having a picnic underneath a tree. Twiba, becoming aware of the duo's presence, flew down from the sky and into the tree, taking Twimba and Twomba, her primary slaves, with her, although she ordered the two to conceal themselves out of sight as of means not to raise suspicion. Twiba, subsequently and at full tilt grabbed a sheet of paper from her behind and started writing illegibly on it for her to masquerade it as a treasure map later on.
Eager to draw Big and Small's attention, Twiba, rapidly constructed a wooden sign and lowered it down to the pair's picnic from above. Twiba then ordered the two to lend her several items, including a lamp, three shovels, a compass and several paperclips, alluding to her ensuing act of indoctrinational and tacit slavery. Small, having perceived the contemporary insinuation Twiba was endeavouring to make tacit, imminently became indoctrinated to submit to Twiba's implicit commands. The pair, both indoctrinated, then inquired Twiba of being able to assist with her work, and, to dig for her. Twiba ordered them that they must do so, much to the pair's satisfaction. Big and Small then set of to do Twiba's laborious work, though unbeknownst to them are indoctrinated by Twiba into believing that the ensuing events will be anything but laborious.
Having collected each of the items Twiba was eager to make use of earlier, Twiba then orders Big and Small to pinpoint where she ostensibly believes the 'treasure' may reside at. Upon succeeding, Twiba covertly snatches Twimba and Twomba out of nowhere to provide Big and Small with some so-called "light entertainment", that is, by singing the Do They Dig It opus, the Dig-It Requiem in D minor. Despite quite clearly performing an excavational incantation, the Dig-Its never actually dig here; it is never made clear enough why this is. Despite their efforts, the only 'treasure' Big ever manages to dig up includes the broken, decaying corpses of household appliances. Small, being the lazy git he is, is usually affected by his lethargy whenever it comes to labour, so he disobeyed Twiba's orders, not thinking about the consequences he is definitely likely to undergo.
All of a sudden, however, Big made a decent point; if it were the treasure of a bird, it likely wouldn't be underground, as birds are unable to dig it, making the whole event just labour for nothing. Twiba, having not realized this, ordered the two to search in the tree for any nests that include treasure in them. After the lapse of trying to search for any nests, Big discovered one. The nest accommodated a large amount of valuable items, including golden and silver coins, vast stacks of Dig-It Dosh, pearls, garnets, rubies, and cubic xirconia. Despite all of Big and Small's (well, not really Small's, as he did basically nothing) fatiguing exertion, they never earned any of the treasure; it was Twiba who won the lot. Before the duo could raise any suspicion, Twiba grabbed out her AK-47 and shot the two in the head.
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