Fisherman

This guy went fishing. He had a net with him, a fishing pole with him, a bucket with him, and his beard on him. He could take everything away from him, except his beard, because it was, well, part of him. He took his fishing pole and drowned it in the water. Pretty soon he caught something. He fished it out, and it was a fish. The fish kicked the fisherman in the face, splashing dirty water as he kicked.
The fisherman lost his balance and started walking backwards towards the part of place where the river isn't. You know, the barbecue steakout. The fisherman fell onto the grill, and fell off just in the nick of time. Well, just before getting burnt, you know. His face smudged against the gazebo, and his beard fell off. Then he remembered something. He didn't have a beard. That was just a Halloween costume for him.
He bumped into the condiments table, splattering ketchup all over himself. This "ketchup" was extra spicy. He got burns all over, and everybody thought he was hurt badly and the ketchup was blood. The fisherman ran over to the river and jumped in. He was safe in there. He could see all of the fish swimming. Eventually, he saw a waterfall. The kind that we always see in cartoons. He tried paddling away, and then got punching by the fish that we read about earlier. He fell back into his spot in the beginning, and decided to try again. This time, with less beard on his face, more fake blood, and lots and lots of burns. Ouch.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 3 Minifigures