Oscar Lonestar Wilson, Jr

“It’s YOU.  riding around doing that crazy shit” -Oscar “Meyer” Lonestar Wilson, Jr., to Hector Salamanca upon opening his door after falling for Hector’s trap, resulting in him almost stepping in his feces, which was left all the way up the sidewalk to his house.
Oscar Lonestar “Mayer” or “Porky” Wilson, Junior is a recurring character in the Generational Headspaces who appears briefly to give mostly unsolicited advice on minor setbacks that occur for his neighbors. He lives at 131 Charleston Parkway, South Lyon, Michigan. He often peeks over the fences between himself and 127 Charleston Parkway, as well as 135. His body and full face are never seen, making him an extremely mysterious character. He has no bad intentions, but still peeks over the fence due to his ADHD.
Category:47 Year Olds
Category:Pisces
Category:6’3 Characters
Category:Above Average Height (Male)
Category:Males
Category:Men
Category:Adults
Category:Michigan
Category:Generational Headspaces