Patrick's First Date

Patrick's First Date is the 19th of SpongeBob n' Stuff, the eighth episode of season two and the second episode to be written by .
== Transcript ==
Patrick: Look! Someone sent me a love letter!
SpongeBob: Who sent this?
Patrick: Repich Libb.
SpongeBob: Hmm. She says she's going to your house for dinner.
Patrick: Neat!
Sandy: I don't know Patrick. This sounds suspicious.
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Kenny: I know right?
Temmie: even tem is suspicious!
Patrick: Don't worry. I accept this date!
[MONTAGE STARTS]
Sandy: Love is caused..
SpongeBob: The tuxedo fits you the best..
Temmie: glRls luv tEh temmie so..
Sandy: ..when girls are dumped..
SpongeBob: ..try this one..
Temmie: ..dont bring da temmie
Sandy: ..so love them very much..
SpongeBob: ..t-shirts..
Temmie: ..allergy..
Sandy: ..heartbreak..
SpongeBob: ..tux..
Temmie: ..dogs..
Sandy: ..cheating..
SpongeBob: ..bras..
Temmie: ..cats..
(loops from the beginning until 5 minutes but everytime it loops it gets faster)
Sandy, SpongeBob, and Temmie: You're ready!
(Bubble transition to Patrick's house)
Patrick: I'm nervous guys.
SpongeBob, Sandy, Kenny, and Temmie: Don't worry about it! (hear knocks or the rock) She's coming!
Patrick: (Opens door) Why hello Repich! Come on in!
Repich: (Enters the rock) Why hello Patrick!
Patrick: Let's sit. (Sits at chair)
Repich: Patrick, I have something to say. I'm.......... (gets out from disguise) Bill Chiper!
SpongeBob: You won't do anything to us right?
Bill: No. I found a new place to make my dreams come true! Although I am here for one thing. (Grabs Temmie) How do you get to the Underworld, Temmie?
Temmie: jUsT gRAB A sOuL
Bill: Alright! Now i can finally raid the Underworld.
Temmie: YoU canT DO thAT
Bill: Yes I can! (Grabs Kenny's soul)
SpongeBob: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Temmie: u (censored)! u will never get away with dis!
Bill: Yes I will! (Turns Kenny's soul into a portal; enters portal)
Temmie: Nooooooo! (enters portal)
Bill: Hmph. Not giving up eh. I will close the portal and made what's left of Kenny's soul possess you and turn you into a monster!. (Closes portal; Temmie turns into a monster)
Patrick: Noooooo!
Kemmie (Kenny/Temmie hybrid): YOU DID THIS! YOU WERE GULLIBLE ABOUT THE DATE! MUST ELIMINATE PATRICK!
SpongeBob: What have you done?
Sandy: We have to protect Patrick! (Shoots out laser from laser gun)
SpongeBob: Where'd you find that? (Grabs laser gun; starts shooting laser)
Sandy: It's my invention! Cool, right?
Patrick: Time to stand up for myself! (Kicks Kemmie in the butt)
Kemmie: (screams) You haven't seem the last of me! (runs towards the exit of Bikini Bottom)
Sandy: Good job team!
[MEANWHILE]
SpongeBob (BBS): Coral City isn't that bad.
Leader Plankton: I know! The houses here are amazing!
Squidward (BS): Guys, I hear something!
Chase McFly: What is it?
Sir Patrick: I hear it too! It's like a monster!
Fatrick: It is a monster! (Kemmie enters)
All: (screams)
Bill: (enters room with portal) Oh! I forgot! (Seperates Temmie and Kenny)
Chase: What were you doing?
Bill: I was busy conquering the Underworld when all of the sudden Temmie tries to stop me!
Temmie: tem can't let u do dat! i have a se- oh wait nvm.
Chase: GET OUT! (Kills Kenny)
Temmie: oh my god, they killed kenny!
Chase: I'll kill you too if you don't exit!
Bill and Temmie: Yeah yeah.
Temmie: return the underworld you b***
Bill: What if i don't? (Gets beaten up by Batman) Sure i'll give it back.
Temmie: kkk. wut hepnd wen tem wus monster
Batman: You don't remember? You tried to kill Patrick. Glad that's over now. Now Bill, you only can take over this world because i can only stop you in this world.
Bill: What? NO! (Gets beaten up by Batman again) ye sure.
== Secret Code (yes i know using japanese is weeb-ish) ==
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