Ralph

Ralph is the poggers Nathaniel B Big Chungus of Wreck-It Ralph. Tommyinnit he's saving NPCs from 2023 rent prices from the fanum tax by bussing some cribs the ocky way. His nose is red to prove this. Unfortunately Fix-It Felix Jr. tryna Fortnite his Skibidi Toilet. Bro thinks Felix's rizz is L + uncanny Mr. Incredible stan. He met his fam bestie crewmate material girl no simp Vanellope von Schweetz on GrubHub.
==Going to Ohio ==
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When Ralph tried popping off in Lethal Company on Mr. Litwak's 4k RTX 4090 PC, he found out he was a woke basic e-boy beta getting cucked when he was low-key finna soyjak goon the Gregory squad's boujee thug shake with Zumbo Sauce like iykyk. Ralph Pibbyied The Amazing Digital Circus in da rarri to get bitches on his dick in the Ohio dimension.
First thing in Ohio, an on fleek femboy quieres a zaza with him like it was :З. Ralph griddied Friday Night Funkin' with him, and then went to Pizza Tower to get a Whopper.
It hit different and was joever when he tried to ratio MrBeast with the Wega Rickroll for not having a squad, instead getting his cringe Kai Cenat cancelled on Twitter when he didn't pray today on Gorilla Tag like this ain't it chief, and got ejected to The Backrooms. No cap needed to sort his algorithms to get more Ghetto Smosh Ohio swag before he could clapback.
My brother in Christ The Rizzler let him cook his rizz to Level 99 on Among Us. After that glow-up, blud got on his Peter Griffin Fortnite Megcopter back to Pizza Tower on Wednesday. The One Piece was real when he slayed MrBreast with his Unexpectancy Gyatt Lap 2 in a P-Rank. MrBeast tried cancelling him again with the unbased fakeass cheugy. Ralph saw the shibboleth that he was the imposter so made him buckle his shoe and flush the G-Toilet with his based W rizz, ejecting HIS boomer bussy to the submarine like a true Subway Surfer sigma male.
==Trivia== 
*Ralph is not a guitar hero; he is a war hero. Not to be confused with an hero.
*He is one of the few people to have ever broken the internet.
* He uses Duolingo.
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