Wait, Who Again?/Transcript

(Clinko is seen trimming several bushes using a pair of Clinko-branded bush clippers.)
Clinko: Ugh, why did I decide to use my backyard for this stupid challenge again? I could've just rented a maze or something, but instead I chose to grow my bushes out like 30 feet wide. It's going to take so long to clean up, and I can't afford someone else to do the work for me due to this stupid show budget.
(Suddenly, a nearby bush rustles.)
Clinko: Huh, what's that?
(Total silence.)
Clinko: Eh, whatever. I guess I'll continue trimming these stupid bushes.
(As Clinko starts trimming the bushes, he notices more shaking in a nearby bush.)
Clinko: Okay, if this is some kind of joke or whatever, please come out, it's not funny.
(A CN-shaped figure comes out one of the bushes.)
Clinko: CN Logo? How and why did a reject like you manage to get here?
CN Logo: I just want to watch some TV. I'm extremely bored from being in your big building's basement, or whatever it's called.
Clinko: ... Do you have any actually decent reasons for bugging me now?
CN Logo: Indeed- And oh my god, a ghost!
(Clinko looks behind him to see nothing.)
Clinko: Really? Can you actually try to be funny for once instead of being an annoying little prick?
CN Logo: Well jeez, that's mean. But still, I saw a ghost!
Clinko: Ugh, this ghost nonsense of yours is already tiring, so stop-
(Suddenly, a blue ghost creature pops up behind Clinko.)
Dolceye: BOO!
Clinko: OH GOD- Wait a second, another reject? Will you bozos leave my backyard and go back to the basement?
(A white and black tophat is seen emerging from a bush.)
Tophat: How about nah?
Clinko: I swear I'll sue you all for trespassing onto my own house-
(A black cylindrical shape approaches Clinko quite swiftly.)
ULTRA Dart: Let me in your dumb competition, or else I'll snap your neck!
Tophat: Ha, like that's going to happen.
ULTRA Dart: Oh trust me Tophat, I have the physical strength to do so!
Tophat: What? You're as strong as a twig, how is that physical in any way, shape, or form?
ULTRA Dart: Heh, want me to test that?
Tophat: I'd love to see you try!
(A brown pot with a sentient plant approaches Tophat and ULTRA Dart.)
Pot: Hey you two, can you like, tone it down a bit, it's getting a bit chaotic.
Plant: Yeah, what she said!
ULTRA Dart: Did I ask any of you?
Pot and Plant: ... No?
ULTRA Dart: Then it doesn't matter.
Tophat: Ha, distracting others by doing other things. Still want a piece of me?
ULTRA Dart: I was just about to get to that!
Clinko: Stop-
Tophat: Well then why don't you do it right now!
Clinko: I swear to god-
ULTRA Dart: Alright, if you say so!
Clinko: WILL ALL OF YOU CUT IT OUT!?
(Everyone stops talking and stands still.)
Clinko: First of all, why are you guys all here in my backyard of all places?
Pot: Oh, well you see we plotted an escape from your basement the other day, which worked. Then when hanging out on the streets, we found you walking by, so we did a little sneaky, and now we're here!
Clinko: But you didn't answer why you're in my backyard, so tell me.
Pot: Right! We might possibly want a chance to possibly enter CBT.
(Total silence.)
Plant: Exactly what she said!
Clinko: ... Is that seriously all you morons wanted to tell me, that you want to debut in my stupid gameshow?
Pot: Yeah, pretty much. So is that a yes or a no?
Clinko: Oh well umm... I uhh- I didn't plan on having you all come back to compete, and I might have already started another debut containing other people.
ULTRA Dart: Really, Pot? Why did you think that this stupid plan of yours would actually work?
Pot: Well um, Clinko's just been keeping us in his basement for no reason whatsoever, so I think he must have an explanation for why he's doing so.
Clinko: And I do have one!
Pot: Well then tell us already!
Plant: Yeah, tell me, I want to know!
Clinko: Wait, umm... Uh- I plan on keeping my intentions a secret for now.
Tophat: You got to be kidding me. Why is it a secret?
Clinko: Because if I tell you, then all of you will leave me, shortening my stock of readily available-
CN Logo: Well then, if it's torture, then I guess I have no reason to stay in your basement for any longer.
Clinko: I didn't even finish-
Pot: Yeah, I'm also out if it's torture. That's kind of screwed up!
Plant: Yeah, what Pot and CN Logo said!
Clinko: Can you let me finish-
Everyone else: Yeah, we're out.
Clinko: NO, WAIT!
(The rejected characters leave Clinko's backyard.)
Clinko: Aw, come on! Now who will farm edolite trees for my Clinko-branded Digital Encyclopedia?
(Clinko goes back to trimming his backyard bushes.)
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