The Happy Mask Salesman

The Happy Mask Salesman battled The Merchant in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 7. He was played by Zander Kanack .
==Information on the Rapper:==
The Happy Mask Salesman is a character from the "Legend of Zelda" games. He is a salesman who has a creepy grin. In "Majoras Mask" he sales mask's that Link uses for his special powers. Though players usually finds him creepy because of his face and his act. Also he has a creepy laugh. So that lead to "Ben Drowned" creepypasta where he plays a major role. Supposedly he may be the main atagonist in the story. For example, when Link gets killed he always taunting him with phrases like "You shouldn't have done that!" or "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" Also there are rumors that he's responsible for Ben's death.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse 1:===
Oh hi, 72 hours remain before I kick your ass to shame.
I'm telling you, you're gonna shit yourself when you see me in-game.
Alrighty stranger, we ain't gonna buy your herbs.
Let the clock tick down, then the moon will kick you off my turf.
You should not have done that. I made BEN drown.
Remove that dumb bandana so I can laugh at that frown.
You sound like a 50-year-old guy that smoked a lot.
Explain me how you feel when Leon walks past your shop.
===Verse 2:===
I once heard the story of the Merchant who cried bankrupt.
Did Umbrella get to you or did you think you actually won?
I'll light the blue torches, sell everything in your shop.
Sorry Merchant, you lose, just please STOP!
==Trivia==
*Not counting BEN's cameo, The Happy Mask Salesman is the first rapper to be from The Legend of Zelda series in ERBParodies
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:Male
Category:ERBP Season 1
Category:Characters
Category:The Legend of Zelda Universe
Category:Zander Kanack