Where The Loser-Things Are/Transcript

==Beginning==
[Enter the Torture Chamber. Octagon is trying to read a book, Daisy Flower is messing with some Tarot Cards, Doggie Bone and Oxygen are flipping a coin, and Flavored Milk Straw is sleeping peacefully.]
Doggie Bone: And it's....tails! Looks like I win again!
Oxygen: Woah, that's unfortunate. Can we do it again?
Doggie Bone: You sure? No offense, but I'm pretty sure you've lost 151 times.
Oxygen: Actually, I've only lost 150 times. I won once.
Doggie Bone: Oh, then that's fine! Let's go again!
Oxygen: I choose Tails.
[Doggie Bone flips the coin.]
Doggie Bone: Heads! Sorry, dude!
Octagon: Oh my Angle, can you shut up?!
Doggie Bone: ...You okay?
Octagon: No! I am not fine! I have heard nothing but coin flip after coin flip! It is getting on my nerves!
Oxygen: Just ignore him Doggie Bone. He's probably mad he was first eliminated.
Doggie Bone: Heh, yeah.
Octagon: I am not mad about being first eliminated! I am mad that you idiots have flipped that coin 150 times! I need to think!
Doggie Bone: 151.
Octagon: ...
Oxygen: That wasn't the right time.
Octagon: I am leaving!
[Octagon walks up to Daisy Flower.]
Daisy Flower: Oh, hey, man. What's hurting you?
Octagon: Not talking to you.
[Octagon walks away.]
Daisy Flower: ...Woah, that was...something. His aura is... Oh, dear.
Octagon: Flavored Milk Straw! Wake up!
[Flavored Milk Straw stays asleep.]
Octagon: Wake. Up. Right now.
Flavored Milk Straw: ...five more minutes...
Octagon: FLAVORED MILK STRAW!
Flavored Milk Straw: Ah! Oh, hey Octagon.
Octagon: I cannot hear myself think. I need you to go and tell Oxygen and Doggie Bone to knock it off!
Flavored Milk Straw: Okay, and why can't you do it?
Octagon: Because they would claim I am just salty about losing.
Flavored Milk Straw: Okay...but why do you need to stop them? Can't you just ignore them?
Octagon: You are no help either. No wonder you were just eliminated.
Flavored Milk Straw: Hey! I-
[Octagon runs off.]
Flavored Milk Straw: ...Jerk.
Daisy Flower: Don't worry about him, man. His aura's a dark purple.
Flavored Milk Straw: Alright... If I can ask, what's my aura?
Daisy Flower: Hmmm... I sense a firey Indigo. It suits you, man!
[Off-Screen] Doggie Bone: It's heads! That's your second victory!
[Off-Screen] Oxygen: Oh, how joyful. Let's do it one more time.
==A Yellow Aura==
[Cut to Lyndon in the kitchen. Octagon runs in.]
Octagon: Lyndon! I need you to do something!
Lyndon: Alright, what do you need?
Octagon: Kill Doggie Bone and Oxygen.
Lyndon: What.
Octagon: Do it, or I will escape!
Lyndon: I don't want too.
Octagon: Do it.
Lyndon: How about we try...something else?
Octagon: No. Kill.
Lyndon: C'mon, let me explain this idea.
Octagon: Ugh. Whatever this stupid idea is, I will not take part in it.
[Lyndon whispers in Octagon's "ear".]
Octagon: Oh. On second thought...
[Cut to losers.]
Daisy Flower: And if your aura is Bright Yellow, like mine, it means you're a cool dude, man!
Flavored Milk Straw: I still have no idea what you're saying.
Oxygen: Hey. Doggie Bone lost his coin, so I'll just hang out here.
Doggie Bone: I'll join! So, what are you two talkin' 'bout?
Daisy Flower: Just auras, man. Yours is....probably a deep Pink.
Oxygen: Considering how I am, I'm guessing my aura is gonna be gray.
Daisy Flower: Actually, it's a greenish-gray. It suits you beautifully, man!
Oxygen: Thanks, I guess.
[Octagon and Lyndon enter the scene.]
Lyndon: Let's just hope Clinko doesn't kill me for this. Hey, everyone! Who wants to do a competition?
Oxygen: No.
Flavored Milk Straw: No thanks. I'm good.
Doggie Bone: I still have some revenge to mark.
Daisy Flower: Hey, man! Wanna hear about auras?
Octagon: Huh? Really? I expected you idiots would crowd up to this idea.
Doggie Bone: Listen, Octagon. Nothing personal. Its just...nobody wants to do this. Look, I made a friend here in Oxygen.
Oxygen: Your friendship means a lot to me. Thanks.
Doggie Bone: I'd love to compete again, don't be mistaken, but everyone here would rather sit back and do their own thing instead of competing again.
Lyndon: Just do it. It'll just be for today. Afterward, nothing else.
Flavored Milk Straw: Promise?
Lyndon: Promise.
Doggie Bone: ...Fine. Let's get it over with.
==Competition Time!==
[All losers are in the kitchen.]
Lyndon: Your challenge is simple. Make a pie. You can use anything you find. I'll be waiting.
[Lyndon runs off. Flavored Milk Straw opens the refrigerator.]
Flavored Milk Straw: ...It's just chicken. What?
Daisy Flower: Chicken? Anything else?
Flavored Milk Straw: Chicken. Chicken. Why is there so much Chicken in here?
[Flavored Milk Straw opens the cabinet. Only dog food and pie crusts.]
Flavored Milk Straw: ...We're kinda screwed here. Either Chicken or Dog Food. Neither sounds appetizing.
Octagon: Please!
[Octagon takes a bucket of Chicken.]
Octagon: When I was a boy, I took what I get! If I need to make a Pie and all I have is Chicken, I made a Chicken Pot Pie! And that is exactly what I am going to do!
Flavored Milk Straw: I mean, I guess he's right. I'll take what I can get too. I'll just make a normal chicken pie. It sounds like less work.
[Flavored Milk Straw grabs a bucket of Chicken.]
Doggie Bone: I'll just take some Dog Food.
Oxygen: Hey, Doggie Bone. You are coconut flavored, right?
Doggie Bone: Of course! Why?
[Oxygen grabs a knife and cuts off some of Doggie Bone.]
Doggie Bone: Ow! Why did you do that?!
Oxygen: Coconut pie. Listen, it's nothing personal. I just want to get it over with.
Doggie Bone: Ugh, I'll never forgive you for this! Mark my words!
Oxygen: You say that a lot. Please stop.
Doggie Bone: Well, what are you gonna do, Daisy Flower?
[Daisy Flower is collecting dust from the cabinet.]
Daisy Flower: Dust pie.
Doggie Bone: ...Well, you do you. I have Dog Food, and nothing's stopping me!
Oxygen: Good luck, I guess.
==The Hunt for Dust==
Flavored Milk Straw: Alright, I'm just gonna let my chicken cook...What? 2 hours? Just for chicken?
Daisy Flower: Hey, you think you could help me collect some dust, man? It's for my pie.
Flavored Milk Straw: Well, I have some time left. Why not?
[FMS and Daisy Flower grab a few ziplock bags and go to the Torture Chamber.]
Octagon: Idiots. Do they not realize this is a competition?
Doggie Bone: I mean, it isn't really.
Octagon: Did I ask for your opinion?
[Cuts back to Daisy Flower. She has 2 bagfuls of Dust.]
Daisy Flower: I think it's almost enough. Just a little more. What about you, man?
[FMS shows up with 4 bags, full of Dust.]
Flavored Milk Straw: When you're like me, you love traveling. I've gotten so used to cleaning up after myself that collecting dust is just a part of life now.
Daisy Flower: Woah, man. Like, woah.
[Cuts back to Oxygen, Octagon, and Doggie Bone.]
Oxygen: It's come to my attention my pie isn't big enough. Oh no.
Octagon: Hah! This is why you always plan ahead!
Oxygen: Is that why you were first eliminated?
Octagon: ...
Doggie Bone: He got ya there.
Octagon: You two shut up!
[Flavored Milk Straw runs past them.]
Flavored Milk Straw: Don't mind me, I just need to make my pie.
==Pie the Way==
[Starts with Flavored Milk Straw.]
Flavored Milk Straw: Okay, making a pie should be easy. Just place the chicken in the tin, put a pie crust over it. Just like that one game! Clinko's Pierria...that sounds so bad when I say it.
[Flavored Milk Straw puts the chicken in the tin. He places the crust on it, and puts it in the oven.]
Flavored Milk Straw: Wait, I forgot to take out the bones! Nonono!
[He attempts to open the oven.]
Octagon: Excuse me, other people have pies to bake too, you know.
Flavored Milk Straw: B-But wait! This is serious! I left the bones--
[Octagon shoves FMS out of the way.]
Octagon: Move it or lose it.
[The rest of the contestants finish their pie. Doggie Bone overfills it with Dog Food, Daisy Flower underfills it with dust, Octagon makes an actual pie, and Oxygen puts the chunk of DB with a mix of chicken and Dog Food. After 30 minutes, the pies are done.]
Lyndon: Oh, yeah. Time to judge the pies. I forgot we were still doing this. We'll go in order, starting with Octagon.
[Octagon proudly presents his pie.]
Octagon: Mine is clearly the best pie, no need to test the others.
[Lyndon takes one bite and immediately spits it out.]
Lyndon: That was awful!
Octagon: Was not!
Lyndon: No, seriously! Did you cook this at all?
Octagon: Of course. I then added my secret touch.
Lyndon: ...Please stop. Doggie, you're next.
Doggie Bone: I used Dog Food!
[Lyndon takes a bite.]
Lyndon: It's...edible. Still really bad, but edible.
Doggie Bone: Yeah! High five Oxygen!
Oxygen: No thank you.
Daisy Flower: My turn!
Lyndon: Woah, tastes bland. Like, very bland. Like, woah this is bad.
Daisy Flower: I used some dust, man. It goes great with pie.
Lyndon: Uh, yeah. Sure. Oxygen, you're next.
Oxygen: I highly doubt it will be good, but here you go. I did some work on it.
Lyndon: Well, that's reassuring.
[Lyndon takes a bite.]
Lyndon: ...This is good! Best one so far! What did you use to make it?
Oxygen: Doggie Bone.
Lyndon: ...What?
Doggie Bone: Yeah, he cut a chunk of me off. I still haven't forgiven him.
Oxygen: Not complaining, but you have.
Lyndon: No, wait. You used Doggie Bone...in your pie.
Oxygen: Yeah, pretty much.
[Lyndon runs off.]
Flavored Milk Straw: Wait, he hasn't even tried--
==Results==
Flavored Milk Straw: Well, that was a disaster.
Octagon: Easy for you to say! I clearly was cheated out!
Doggie Bone: Aw, relax Oxygen! It's not like you'll get eliminated again.
Oxygen: You say that, knowing I'm not stressed at all.
Daisy Flower: Just take a deep breath, man. In...and out...in...and out...
[A yellow glow surrounds Daisy Flower as she meditates.]
Octagon: What exactly is she doing?
Flavored Milk Straw: Something, something aura.
[A dark purplish glow surrounds Daisy Flower. As soon as she stops meditating, the glow disappears.]
Daisy Flower: Woah...Did anyone see that? I just got weird vibes, man. Weird, negative vibes.
Octagon: Yeah, sure. Where is Lyndon?
Doggie Bone: He said he was gonna be in the bathroom for the rest of the day.
Oxygen: It's my fault. I shouldn't have used Doggie Bone like that. Oh no.
Doggie Bone: It's okay, Oxygen! I forgive you!
Oxygen: Thanks.
[Suddenly, Lyndon appears.]
Lyndon: I'm never doing that again. Also, no results. This whole thing is canceled.
[Everyone but Octagon cheers.]
Octagon: Whatever. As I was first eliminated, it is clear I will rejoin. No matter what. All of you will just stay here and starve.
Lyndon: Yeah, sure.
Oxygen: Wait, so we just wasted our time?
Lyndon: Oh. Yeah. Should've realized that before I burned the pies...
Daisy Flower: Woah. We wasted our time. That's deep, man.
Flavored Milk Straw: Deep? Really? This?
Doggie Bone: Hey, I found the coin!
Oxygen: Oh, good. I thought I was going to die of boredom.
Octagon: ...How did I end up here? What cruel being above put me here?
Lyndon: On the subject of cruelty...
==VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE==
Lyndon: Vote for your favorite! Pick either Octagon, Doggie Bone, Daisy Flower, Oxygen, and Flavored Milk Straw on who you liked the most this short! As a note... it won't affect future episodes. It's just here for fun. Also, be sure to check out CBT 6B over here!
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