Mass Destruction/Transcript

==Scene 1==
(GLITCH YouTube new channel intro.)
(The episode opens with shots of a cathedral, two sentinels chained to some rocks and a sign hanging from two of the spires displaying "LAB SPACE FOR RENT, LEASED. RSCH012 - CABIN FEVER".)
(Inside the cathedral, JCJenson scientists are running around, working on various tasks.)
Dr. Ridley: Science holding strong, sir! (Dramatically.) Math.
(At the back of the cathedral, Nori is shown to be suspended in the air by chains. Nori's ID card floats by. Nori looks up at with a wide, sinister grin, her eyes yellow, implicating that the AbsoluteSolver is possessing her.)
Dr. Ridley: Dr Chambers!
Mitchell: (Gasps.) O-Oh, no- I-I-I'm not... (An intern, Mitchell, has accidentally worn the uniform of a scientist called Dr. Chambers, causing the other scientists to call upon him.)
Mitchell: (Whispers.) Is this guy important?
(Claw-like tentacles break the chains that were tied to Nori. One of the tentacles throws a spear at Mitchell, which hits his clipboard. Another scientist turns on a machine that looks like some sort of summoning circle which brings Nori to the floor and causes her to collapse. Nori's tentacles try to grab Mitchell but glitch out and disappear back into Nori.)
Dr. Ridley: Chambers! (Dr. Ridley throws Mitchell Yeva's ID card.) Get 48!
Mitchell: Right, so... (Chuckles nervously.) This a doctor-specific thing...? 
(Dr. Ridley pulls out a crucifix, which turns out to be a USB, and walks towards Nori to use it on her.)
Mitchell: 'Cause I'm on it!
(Mitchell runs out of the cathedral doors, fumbling with the ID card. He look back to the cathedral to see Nori, at an awkward angle, staring sinisterly at him, before the doors slam shut. The two sentinels screech at Mitchell as he runs past into a different section of Cabin Fever Labs.)
(Mitchell ends up in a hallway with lockers of the test subjects of Cabin Fever Labs on one side: Some ID numbers include 029 - Amda, 006 - Riid, 048 - Yeva, 024 - Triss, 019 - Aatt, 002 - Nori. Mitchell opens up Yeva's locker to find her chained up, playing Tetris in Russian. Mitchell double checks Yeva's ID card and shrugs while Yeva rolls her eyes and bangs her head against the locker wall.)
==Scene 2==
(Mitchell and Yeva run back to the Cathedral, Mitchell pulling Yeva by her hand. Yeva then pulls her hand away while lightly slapping Mitchell's hand. Mitchell looks at where the two sentinels were chained, but they have appeared to have escaped. Mitchell then bursts through the cathedral door, breathless. Dr. Ridley is at the back of the cathedral, crouched next to a powered off Nori, the crucifix jammed into her broken visor.)
Dr. Ridley: Chambers! Get over here!
Mitchell: Y-Yep, um...So, I (He steps backwards, preventing Yeva from opening the door to actually get inside.) ...couldn't find 48?
(Yeva, who is stuck outside, gives a confused look. She looks around in fear.)
Dr. Ridley: Whatever!
Mitchell: Uh...Here I...come... 
(Mitchell walks forward when he approaches a crucifix in a small pool of blood. He is about to grab it when he sees Dr. Ridley crouching in the pew, clutching her shoulder, as her hand seems cut off and lying on the floor in front of her. There is a pause, then suddenly a tentacle grabs Dr. Ridley as she screams. The tentacle drags Dr. Ridley through the cathedral and into a hole which was under the summoning circle as everything glitches out; It turns out that everything was a hologram façade.) 
(The lights in the cathedral go out as stalactites start falling through the ceiling. Mitchell, now holding the crucifix, steps forward to dodge the rocks. Nori emerges from the hole, now having the claw-like tentacles from before, and walks slowly towards Mitchell.) 
Nori: (Fully Solver possessed.) Thanks for the new host...intern 
(Nori takes the crucifix from Mitchell with her Solver and throws it towards his masked face.) 
Nori: MacGuffin
== Scene 3 ==
(A splatter is heard as everything turns to static. The view zooms out to reveal it was all recorded footage on a monitor. A heart brings up the crucifix up to the screen, inspecting it while listening to peppy music. It takes a sip of oil from a carton. The heart marks out an area of a map of the cathedral, before taking off its headphones. The heart jumps off the desk, puts on a mining helmet, and grabs a pickaxe and a box before heading off into the hole the AbsoluteSolver created. The view then focuses on one of the TV monitors, which is showing a view of the elevator entrance.)
(Elevator ding)
(The elevator crashes, sending Tessa, Uzi, and N flying. Rocks crush the elevator)
(N looks on with horror, before trying to blast away the rocks to reach V)
N: Uzi! Help! Use your Solver!
Tessa: N, watch it! 
(N has accidentally thrown a large boulder at Uzi, who split it apart with her Solver. Uzi covers her bleeding right eye)
Uzi: I... don't think I sh-should. I'm sorry, N.
N: -Oh, no, no. It's okay. Uzi, I - I am so sorry-
Tessa (draws out her sword): Enough, N. We'll save V after we finish here. (Uzi looks worried)
(Tessa puts away her sword)
Uzi, let's have you sit this one out, eh? Box over there. Robots like boxes, right?
Uzi (confused): What? No, I-
Tessa: N. 
N: Uzi, there, um... might be some stuff down here that you don't want to see.
(Uzi senses the betrayal in N's words, and starts backing away a bit)
Uzi: Ohhhh, what the hell is going on?
N: Nothing! We don't know everything yet, but...
(N points at Uzi) We're not gonna hurt you. Okay? 
Uzi: -Hurt me?
(Uzi's hand creates a small black hole. Uzi tries to redirect it, causing a cave in. N tries to walk forward, but Uzi steps away, separating her away from the rest of the group as the mine shaft collapses)
== Scene 4 ==
(Thad and Lizzy are outside, walking towards the Corpse Spire. Lizzy is texting on her phone)
Thad: -Aaand you won't tell me why we're wandering around 'cause...?
Lizzy: -I'm a good friend, and secrets are blackmail. And it's not about football. 
Thad: -Okay. Does your secret friend want to know about football, or...?
(Lizzy looks annoyed)
(A deep, ominous rumbling is heard, and many car alarms are triggered. Thad, Lizzy, and all of the various objects around them starts floating up)
Both: -Whoa, whoa!
(The gravity returns to normal, and Thad and Lizzy both fall back down)
(A landing pod suddenly flies over them, and lands on the side of the Corpse Spire. J flies out and up into the spire)
Thad: -So, is that related to the thing you're looking fo--
Lizzy: -No. (Laughs) Yeah, yeah. No, it is.
== Scene 5 ==
(N wakes back up after being knocked out)
(N gasps, and tries to pull out his left arm, which is stuck in the rock)
N (shouting): UZI! UZI!
(N looks at his left hand. It has been pierced by a piece of metal, and is stuck. He sighs)
N (pulls out saw): I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this.
(N suddenly hears V giggling. She's waving at him ominously)
N: ... AAAH!
== Scene 6 ==
(Uzi finds a bulletin board, and takes a look at it. There is a post of Nori possessed, with Team 06 (led by Dr. Ridley) tasked to use the fail-safe USB. Another post shows an image of the cathedral)
(Uzi continues, finding a skeleton holding up a lamp. Uzi grabs the lamp with her tail, before backing away, taking one last look)
== Scene 7 ==
V: I missed you, N. 
N (panicking as he rapidly tries to saw his left arm off): -T-Thank you, mine shaft trauma ghost. I can hear you fine from there.
V: You know, you're one of the main reasons (voice glitching out) I wanted your team to retain your personalities.
(N stops sawing)
V: You always surprised me.
(An eldritch claw crushes the lamb above them, while a tentacle grabs N's leg, breaking off his arm in the process)
N: Huh?
(Cyn emerges from the shadow)
Solver: Loved doing anything.
(Solver hugs N, triggering a flashback. N's face turns into a "X")
== Scene 8 ==
(Ominous rumbling is heard as it rains. N has a bit of human flesh between his teeth. He is holding a person. N looks around, as the person's head falls off.)
(It's revealed to be Earth, with many Disassembly Drones flying around, attacking humans. A massive black hole looms in the red sky. J fires a machine gun on some humans, before she and V swoops in and starts eating the humans. V gobbles up an arm. A helicopter opens fire on them, and J uses her wings to block all the bullets. A giant eldritch tentacle emerges out of a building, before stabbing the helicopter. More Disassembly Drones fly around, pulling the human corpses apart. The flashback ends)
== Scene 9 ==
(Back in reality. An error window appears on N's visor. It reads: "ACCESS DENIED. CONTACT ADMIN DARKXWOLF17". N gasps)
Solver: Thanks for clearing the way on this planet, too. Let's eat.
(Cyn disappears into a hologram, and the tentacle drags N along. N shrieks)
== Scene 10 ==
(Deep rumbling is heard as small rocks fall from the ceiling of the cavern the cathedral is in. Lightning zaps from the cathedral. Uzi steps out of the mine shaft tunnel)
(Uzi puts back on her bracelet, before flying towards the cathedral. She enters, and flies to the chandelier. Uzi looks at the giant hole, before Nightcore suddenly starts playing behind her. Uzi flies to the , and lands on the chair. She turns off the music with her tail, before pushing the teddy bear on the seat out of the way)
(Uzi looks at the monitor, before rewinding it all the way to the beginning, and playing it. As she watches, she gets progressively more horrified and disturbed at what she is seeing on the screen)
== Scene 11 ==
(N is being dragged along the tunnels by the Solver. He tries to use his laser to stop it, to no avail. The tentacle pulls him into a small hole with many hands in it. N tries to grab onto the ground with his claws, but he still gets pulled in. )
(Suddenly, a pickaxe servers the tentacle, and the Heart appears. )
Heart: Hup!
(The Heart throws the Crucifix Patch at N)
Heart: Why is Cyn after her own murder-pet? You stupid or something? 
N: Oh, yeah. 
Heart: Cool by me, then. Drive. 
(The Solver is fast approaching them, wailing and screeching. N shoots a missile to block off the Solver)
(The Solver breaks through the rocks and rubble easily)
Heart: Hey, you look familiar. Watch the road. You got wings? 
N: Um, I guess-
Heart: Focus! Left! Think you can get this cross to the surface? I'm lookin' for a hunk named Khan. 
N: Uzi's dad? What-
(Using her solver powers, the Heart suddenly slams N into the wall of a side tunnel. The Solver eldritch rushes by past them)
Heart: How do you know my daughter? 
== Scene 12 ==
(Thad and Lizzy are looking at the spire from behind a pile a snow, trying to come up with a way of attacking J)
Thad: So, how do we-
Lizzy: Punch. 
Thad: Can't her hands be guns? 
Lizzy: Kick, also
Thad (chuckles evilly): Yeah
(The spire suddenly explodes, sending the two drones flying. J flies out of the spire and back into the ship, before taking off)
(Thad and Lizzy walks towards the spire. The landing pod in the middle is now on fire. Thad covers his mouth in shock, while Lizzy takes a photo. Khan appears behind them, looking for parts to rebuild Uzi's sick as hell railgun. He gives Thad the blueprints and takes Lizzy's phone)
Khan: Part 2A, check the perimeter. 
Thad: M-Mr. Doorman, sir? 
Khan: Bad crowd, those Murder Drones. Destroying ways off the planet... (Dramatically) MY WIFE... (normal) ...my daughter having interest beyond cannibalism, and "Nightcore"? 
(Ominous rumbling is heard as the planet's gravity is messed up again, and the trio starts floating. Only Thad and Lizzy starts wailing, with Khan being apparently unfazed)
Khan: It's the end times! (Chuckles) If my wife's closet is right, this planet is gonna try to eat us soon. 
(Thad is about to make a comment, but Lizzy appears unconvinced)
== Scene 13 ==
(Back in the mines, Tessa is looking through the lockers where the drones were kept chained up. She finds 2 dead drones, before finding an empty locker, belonging to Nori. Tessa accesses a computer, which required a biometric check. Tessa takes off a glove, and puts her finger to the scanner. )
(Tessa sets the computer to self destruct, before walking away. A timer starts beeping, before the locker area explodes, and Tessa turns around to look at the fire. Suddenly, a knife appears, and Doll teleports there to confront Tessa)
Doll: Где фиксы, Человек? (Where's the patch, human?)
Tessa: Hmm. Not sure what you me-
(Doll teleports behind Tessa, but Tessa blocks Doll's cleaver)
Doll: Чтобы избавиться от Вычислителя! Где он?(The USB Patch. To exorcise the Solver's possession. Where is it?)
Tessa: So, that's what they were doing down here, huh? Crucifix-lookin' thing? 
Doll: Так ты не знаешь? (Wouldn't you know?)
Tessa: Had my suspicions. But they kept cutting my feed. (Tessa slices off Doll's eyepatch with her sword)
Patch to save yourself, huh? 
Doll: Я не позволю Вычислителю использовать меня, поглотить планету! (I will not let it use me to consume the planet!)
Tessa: Hmm. Not sure it needs you, buddy. 
(Tessa throws her knife at Doll, distracting her. Doll looks back, but Tessa is now gone. The fire behind Doll suddenly disappears as it gets absorbed by the AbsoluteSolver)
(A distant muffled screech and footsteps can be heard approaching Doll. Doll prepares to defend herself with her Solver. The screeching stops, before rapid tapping begin, followed by more screeching. Doll sees something on her visor, but unfortunately for her, she can't interact with it. In desperation, Doll throws a rock at the creature, but the rock easily gets sliced in half. The creature suddenly appears, and attacks, before Doll's visor goes out)
==Scene 14==
Solver: Thanks for the new host, intern. 
(We are back in the flashback in the cathedral, where a possessed Nori is about to kill Mitchell with the Crucifix Patch)
(Nori takes the crucifix from Mitchell with her Solver and throws it towards his masked face.) 
Solver: MacGuffin
(The USB suddenly stops inches from Mitchell's face. Yeva has stopped the USB, and she throws it into Nori's face)
Solver (voice glitching): O-O-Ow
What in the science-
(Nori pulls out the Crucifix Path, and throws it into the hole behind her, before collapsing. Mitchell decides it's a great idea to get out of there. Yeva approaches to help Nori up. However, Nori's right hand is still possessed by the Solver, and is creating a Null singularity. Yeva quickly creates a knife, and slices off Nori's hand, which falls into the hole. Yeva helps Nori get up)
(Suddenly, a bright yellow light emerges out from the hole, as the two try to escape. We zoom out to reveal the planet imploding from the core collapse as seen back in the pilot episode)
(Present day Nori, as a Heart, appears)
Nori: Then, the planet kinda half-imploded anyway. The humans all- (mimicking throat slicing, before gagging)
Woke up on the surface, brain scrambled enough to have a kid, and the rest is dumb stupid history. 
(Nori is showing various items to N, including a photo of past Nori and Khan, and a drawing Nori made 47 days after the core collapse. N claps)
Nori: Stop that. (She throws the paper at N) Now, the Solver's found its way back to finish the job. Who's its host. 
N: Um... like, Uzi? And a red-eyed, uh-
Nori: Yeva's kid. I know, dummy. Which one was just trying to eat us?
== Scene 15 ==
(Uzi is staring at a static screen, her entire visor covered by the AbsoluteSolver. The screen goes dark, and gets shattered. Uzi gasps as all of the entire cathedral goes dark. Uzi tries to take off her bracelet after realizing what it was associated with. The lightning from the hole reveals a certain other drone is approaching Uzi)
(Doll has managed to escaped the hole after apparently being dragged down after being attacked. However, she suffered fatal wounds. With parts and oil falling out of her body, Doll suddenly slips, catching Uzi's attention. Doll's visor displays the words ДАЙ ОТПОР (FIGHT BACK))
Tessa: Yikes. 
(Uzi, frozen in fear, turns around. Tessa is leaning by the door)
Tessa: Someone's been busy. 
== Scene 16 ==
(We're back in the mine shaft with Nori and N)
Nori: Just hurry, stupid
(Nori releases N from the wall)
N: O-Of course! Uzi's gonna freak out when I tell h-
(Nori pins N to the ceiling with her pickaxe)
Nori: Tell her I'm alive, you die. 
N: Sorry, ma'am. I won't keep secrets from Uzi anymore, even if you say it might hurt her. 
(Nori drops N to the ground)
Nori: Nuance alert, ma'am. I caused every horror in her life. Destroyed the planet, got you things sicced here-
N: Gave her ungodly eldritch genetics! Blagh!
Nori: No time! (pushes N into the ground with the Crucifix) Promise. 
(N speaks muffled, indistinct speech. Nori lifts the Crucifix back up)
N: I promise. To wait until you're ready to tell her yourself? 
Nori: Ugh. Bite me. 
== Scene 17 ==
(Back in the cathedral)
Uzi: T-Tessa, I--I-I didn't-
(Tessa draws out her sword)
Sh-She just- Wait! (One wing and an eldritch claw appears out her back. Uzi's eyes start turning yellow) Something else did this to Doll! You-You have to believe...
(Uzi prepares to use her solver powers on Tessa, but realizes she can't interact with Tessa)
Tessa: No worries. Makes my job easier. (Tessa drags her sword across Uzi's wing) Thought there'd be more of you solver freaks anyway. 
(Tessa puts her sword on Uzi's chest, and prepares to drive it through)
(N brings his sword right up Tessa's neck)
N (serious tone): You knew about the patch, yes or no? One chance. 
Tessa: Cute. (Tessa puts one finger on N's blade and pushes it away. She turns around) You know why I keep you around, N-
(N suddenly decapitates Tessa. Tessa starts stumbling backwards, before her head falls off. Blood drips from N's sword. Uzi pulls out the sword in her chest, and tosses it aside. She grabs onto the Crucifix)
N: Hey, buddy. Yeah, that should help. All I know is, I need you... to figure things out... together
(Uzi suddenly crushes N's hand. Uzi giggles, and suddenly destroys the Crucifix Patch with the Solver. N is shocked)
Solver: That's very sweet, big brother (Uzi, now fully possessed by the AbsoluteSolver, throws N into a pillar) Too bad you've served your purpose. Don't worry. Your backups will forgive me. (Uzi prepares to kill N with a blade)
(Suddenly, a pickaxe flies by, deflecting Uzi's claws. Nori has arrived just in time. She jumps from the top of the pillar onto N, while her pickaxe flies around rapidly, slicing off Uzi's hands and eldritch claws)
Solver (confused): Nori? You're dead. 
Nori: You're frickin' grounded.
Solver: Angry
(Uzi regenerates a claw, and tries to swipe at N and Nori. N flies up, and Nori throws her pickaxe at Uzi's face. N prepares to shoot Uzi with his laser cannon, but refrains. Uzi takes this opportunity, and teleports over, throwing N and Nori towards a wall. Uzi pins Nori down against the wall, and N draws out his sword. Uzi torments N by grabbing the blade herself, and forcing it into her own neck. Nori, however, has enough, and forces them both apart)
(Nori slaps Uzi, before hitting her away with the AbsoluteSolver. N smiles, but get immediately reprimand by Nori, who slaps him twice. However, Uzi regenerates her hand, and begins creating many Null holes, and throwing them at N and Nori. N dodges the holes, and manages to grab Uzi's hand, before Nori cuts her hand off, deleting all of the Null holes. Nori jumps on Uzi's face to distract her, while N flies around, opening fire at Uzi. N flies into Uzi, knocking her off the roof of the cathedral. Nori, going for the kill, throws the pickaxe at Uzi, but N swoops in to push Uzi out of the way. For a split second, Uzi fights back against her Solver possession, but it fails. N ends up in pieces on the floor. )
(Nori looks down from the top of the cathedral, but is suddenly picked up by Uzi. Uzi throws Nori up, and hits her using the pickaxe as a bat. Nori lands on a window, and Uzi lands on top. Uzi grabs Nori, and throws the pickaxe at N down below. Uzi slowly puts Nori into her mouth, ready to eat Nori)
(N's severed arms gets to work writing a message with oil)
N (slightly panicking): Nori! I should mention, Uzi and I, uh...
(Uzi looks down towards N)
(N has written "HANG OUT? We just kinda are hanging out a lot idk" and a few hearts. N gives a thumbs up)
(Uzi takes Nori out of her mouth)
Solver: What? 
Nori: Uzi Doorman. (Nori, now angry, turns to face Uzi) Those things killed your frickin' mother! 
(Nori slaps Uzi so hard she sends Uzi crashing into the floor below)
Solver (voice glitching into Uzi's voice): Ow! I'm not-
(Uzi regains full control over her body. Her eyes revert from yellow to purple)
Uzi: Hey, lady! You don't frickin' own me! 
N: Ha-ha-aaaAAH!
(Uzi kicks Nori into the hole, with a basketball bounce sound being heard)
N: Uzi!
Uzi: What?! We did not discuss being gross and- (shrieking) 
N: That was your mom! 
Uzi: What?!
N: Wait, no
(Both shriek before embracing each other)
(We zoom out into Tessa's helmet, which is rolling towards the hole. Right before it falls in, someone steps on it, and picks it up. A headless Tessa puts on her helmet, screwing it back in place, before unzipping her spacesuit. The ungodly eldritch being underneath walks towards Doll's dead body, and drags it away, catching Uzi and N's attention)
(It is munching away at Doll's body, with yellow lightning emerging out. It finds Doll's heart, and slurps it up. It is revealed to be Cyn, using Tessa's body)
Cyn (laughs): Oh, yes. Get snuck up-on. 
(Yellow Xs appear in Cyn's hollow eye sockets. Cyn teleports towards N)
Cyn (voice glitching): Neck bite. (Cyn bites N's neck. Uzi tries to stop her, but gets stabbed) Stab. (Cyn drags N and Uzi towards the hole)
Cyn: It's been fun. And, also, that's sarcasm. Honestly, I'm starving. (Cyn jumps into the hole)
(A massive yellow light emerges from the hole, with AbsoluteSolver symbols covering the walls. Many tentacles emerge out, flailing wildly. The column of yellow light erupts upward out of the cathedral, through the entrance to Cabin Fever Labs, and up into the sky, punching a hole in the clouds. The moons of Copper 9 shine clearly through. J's landing pod arrives, and lands, and J flies out, landing on one leg)
J: Ride's good to go, boss. (car alarm beeps) Just say... 
(An approaching engine can be heard. J looks up, and suddenly gets hit by a bus, which sends her flying)
J: Agh! (The keys falls out into the hole leading underground, and J looks annoyed for losing the keys. J switches to a machine gun)
J: Who are you idiots? 
(Lizzy and Thad stand in the fog, not replying. Khan is resting on the roof of the bus. Thad is twirling the pipe he used back in Pilot, and Lizzy powers up the railgun)
(A Prior Hazard alert appears on J's visor. J becomes unnerved)
== Scene 18 ==
(2 tentacles emerge out of the hole, and grab onto Uzi and N, before dragging them in. Uzi grabs onto N, and impales her hand in a bone to stop being pulled in. N wakes up. )
Uzi: Hey. Thanks for, like...
(The keys fall past them)
...Everything
N: Uzi, don't you dare! 
(Uzi throws N up, and jumps in the air. She cuts off N's legs with the keys so he can escape)
(Uzi's visor displays "DIE MAD", before she pushes N out of the cathedral. She gets pulled into the hole)
(Uzi bites off one of the tentacles so she can get into a better pose. Everything goes dark)
== Scene 19 ==
(Soft knocking sounds are heard as small pebbles hit Uzi's face)
(Uzi wakes up, and realizes she is in space, floating above Copper 9. There is a giant glowing yellow hole leading to the core of Copper 9)
(Credits roll)
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