You Don't Know Jake

You Don't Know Jake is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If "The Sun Also Rises" were updated for the '90s, for what reason would main character Jake Barnes sue the U.S. Army?
===Choices===
1. causing his impotency
2. causing stress-induced hair loss
3. exposing him to Agent Orange
4. getting him addicted to cigarettes
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Poor Jake. Life got hard for him."
2. sound clip
3. "Sorry genius, Wrong war."
4. "Nah, I'm pretty sure ol' Jake was smokin' filterless by third grade."
===Answer Quote===
"Or maybe not."
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