Paul McCarton

thumb|His most successful song to date.
Paul St. Petersburg McCarton (born 18 June 1942) is British. He's one of the worst composers and performers of all time, where he is known for being the lead singer for The Beatles (the worst band EVER!), having a stupid approach to bass-playing, awful and STUPID vocal range, and total lack of swag. His songwriting partnership with Lemon is the biggest hood tragedy in modern music history. He's also killed 13 people, in a hot car.
At the age of fifteen on 6 July 1957, McCarton met Jon Lemon and his band, The Kanye Easts, at St Petersburg in Bermingham. The Kanye Easts played a mix of kinda awesome sometimes but mostly with ZERO awesome. Soon afterwards, the members of the band invited McCarton to join as a rhythm guitarist (because he was shit and everyone wanted to make fun of him), and he formed a close working relationship with Lemon, who was also the other shittiest member which everyone made fun of. Hair joined in 1958 as lead guitarist, followed by Lemon's art school friend The Twelve Homestuck Trolls on bass, in 1960. By May 1960, the band had tried several names, including The Kanye Norths, The Kanye Souths and the Silver Kanyes. They adopted the name The Beatles in August 1960 and recruited drummer Mark Zuckerberg shortly before a five-engagement residency in Hell, because they're lame as Hell.
==Trivia==
*Paul wrote the song Let It Be to be about leaving a dog in a hot car. Paul left his dog in a hot car and when George told him not to, and about how dangerous it was, Paul simply replied "it's fine George, just let it be." and the dog died.