Susan's Best Day Ever (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: she wakes up and goes to school
Amy: "Well, class..."
Swift and Ava: "MOM!"
Amy: "Yeah, I know, weird of me to be substituting for History, but I had to, because we're in the era where I experienced the lessons."
Susan: "What do I do to hide the fact that I listen to E.G.G.M.A.N. all day?"
Amy: "You WHAT?"
Susan: "Uh oh..."
Cut to Recess time, where Susan is in the clinic
Swift: "If you show any support towards Eggman, you will get beaten up by Mom, which is the worst kind of beat up, since her physical strength is off the roof.
Ava: "Eggman traumatized her so much with his multiple successes in kidnapping her and of course, the Metal Virus, so it makes sense why she'd beat you up."
Susan: "Why didn't you stop your mom from beating me up like that?"
Swift: "If I interfere with her even a little bit, I'll get grounded again."
Susan: "You think it's FUN to fight her?"
Ava: "Yes, it is."
Swift: "You're only limited by being in school, because we all feel like it's wrong to fight back against the teacher."
Susan: "Why can't your dad substitute instead? He knows a lot more about this, since he was the one who knew more about the South Island and West Side Island incidents. He's also WAY nicer about this, because he isn't as traumatized as your mom was by Eggman, since he treats him like either a joke or, when he's formidable, a fun rival."
Ava: "Dad is attending a party for his anniversary in being one of the biggest heroes of all time, because he did all these heroic deeds way longer before Mom decided to join in with him after some severe physical training with Knuckles."
Cream: "Don't worry, Miss Spencer, it's OK, but next time, don't show support towards Dr. Eggman in front of anyone, especially Mrs. Rose. Here, let my healing powers take care of all this." she uses her pure heart to heal Susan
Heads: "Thanks, Cream!"
Susan: "This will be one of my worst days ever..."
Heads: he looks at Susan and goes to the bathroom, then takes the toilet to Prower Subterranean
Everyone else goes to Prower Subterranean
Susan: "Wait for me-"
Prower Subterranean
Heads: "So, we're going to make tomorrow Susan's best day ever so that we can
Sasha: "You do all these, while I am leaving."
Heads: "Why?"
Sasha: "I will eliminate the threats that might ruin Susan's best day ever."
Heads: "Go, Sasha!"
Sasha: she uses the Cannon and gets blasted to Prower Corps Blimp
Sophie uses Ring Blade to hit Sasha
Sasha: she falls down in a straight vertical line, but she uses the Lightning Whip to grab the gondola, then go inside of it
Tails: "What are you doing here, Sasha? Can't you see I'm trying to give Queen Sally my plans for the destruction of the Eggman Empire and the closing down of Chaflick Foods?"
Sasha: "Yes, I can, and that's what I'm doing here. Stopping those from happening."
Tails: "You can't stop those from happening, for I have Princess Sophie. She's here to stop you from getting in the way of Sally's plans to make the Eggman Empire collapse. I have the most powerful army in all of Mobius, and you still defeat me? Well to that I say I brought Samantha with me."
Sasha: "Wait, WHAT?"
Tails: "Yes, the true master of Wisps, Samantha the Hedgehog is here to stop you.
Samantha: "Hello, Tails!"
Tails: "And since my construction robots had a hard time building a Super Wispon, I was able to make only one other Super Wispon with her help. Sophie now has the ability of the Wisps."
Prower Towers
Isabella: "Let's sing E.G.G.M.A.N. together."
Anne: "I hope we do well this time. We haven't mastered the song yet, but let's say we're EXPERTS."
Lulu: "A one! A two! A one, two, three, four..."
Transition with Amy hitting the current scene and shattering it into pieces
Fleet Fortress
Tia: "So, Skyler! Can I be with Sasha?"
Skyler: "Hmm, let's see..."
Tia: she shoots acid at Madeline
Madeline: her shell almost dissolves
Tia: she shoots healing acid at Madeline
Madeline: she's back to normal
Tia: "See?"
Skyler: "OK, you have full permission to help the pink porcupine!"
The Fleet Fortress passes by Prower Corps Blimp
Tia: she runs to the Blimp and shoots acid at Samantha
Samantha: she dodges and shoots Orange Rockets at Tia
Sophie: "I fight Sasha, you fight Tia."
Samantha: "But I'm the only one who was able to beat Sasha!"
Sasha: she uses the Lightning Whip to grab Sophie's Ring Blades, then creates 5 clones of herself, with all using Flamethrower
Samantha: she gets in a close fight with Sasha
Sophie: "It was better that way, anyway."
Tia: she shoots corrosive acid at Sophie
Sophie: "CORROSIVE ACID?" she runs away, thus falling down to her castle "MOM! GET THIS OUTTA ME!"
Sally: "OK, sweetheart!" she gives her an acid removing bath
Sophie: "Ahh, I could stay here long enough to remove all of the bad effects of Tania's daughter's acid."
Prower Corps Blimp
Tails: he shoots electricity at Tia
Tia: she was knocked out
A bolt of lightning from below shocks Prower Corps' Blimp
Tails: "How did that-"
Susan: "Well, well, well, it's me, Susan! Despite being heavily injured by Amy, I won't be stopped from helping my friends out on their mission to stop you from doing your self proclaimed "good deeds", when all you're doing is A. missing lots of opportunities for an even better world, and B, not letting the kids get what they want." she shoots thunder at Samantha
Samantha: "Whoa! Who did that- SUSAN?"
Susan: "Sorry, Mom, but even though we're family, you still need to be stopped."
Samantha: "I thought you were injured?"
Susan: "That won't get in the way of helping my friends."
Samantha: "..." she applauds Susan "You have the makings of a true heroine, Susan."
Susan: "What? I shot thunder at you!"
Samantha: "Well, that's sign of heroism from you. Helping out your friends on what they need to do despite your injuries."
Susan: "Thanks, Mom!"
Samantha: "You're welcome. I want you to grow up to be the heroine I am."
Susan: "Yeah, and if I want tomorrow to be a good day, then I have to earn it, then Karma will reward me for an act of heroism."
Samantha: "That's right, Susan!"
Susan: "I just really hope tomorrow is a way better day than today."
Samantha: "Enough chit-chat. You just deflated the blimp, and we all need to escape."
Susan: "This may hurt, but I got Heads to build me a Lightning Wispon Plus, so..." she uses the Lightning Wispon Plus to make an electric string tie around everyone, including herself, then she creates a parachute with the Lightning Wispon, thus sending all of them to fall down
Tails: "Phew. You saved us, Susan. Even though I may be one of your enemies, you still save me from this. You are going to be as heroic as Sonic in the future, Susie! As for you, Sasha..."
Sasha: "Curse you Sasha the Porcupine? Heard that."
Tails: "Yeah. You knew exactly what I was going to say."
Prower Subterranean
Heads: "Curd! Those jokes are offensive enough to appeal to Susan!"
Curd: "Oh, and as someone who spent time with Susan more than you, I know that Susan would rather make me tell these jokes in private, because it won't hurt anyone."
Heads: "Also let's make sure all of Sonic and friends are put in a cage so that Susan can have the Best Day Ever."
Curd: "Well, they are attending Sally's birthday tomorrow, so how could they ruin this?"
Heads: "Oh! Right!"
Curd: "See?"
They try to make a party for Susan by putting decorations and practicing E.G.G.M.A.N.
The Next Day...
Susan: she wakes up from her bed and goes to Prower Subterranean, but she got blinded by a blindfold that was put on her "Oh darn it! This is an unlucky day..."
Heads: he gets rid of the blindfold
Susan: gasp
Susan's Friends: "HAPPY BEST DAY EVER, SUSAN!"
Susan: she cries of joy "You did this? For me?"
Heads: "Yes, we did."
Susan: "THANKS GUYS! YOU ARE THE BEST! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!"
Heads: "We did it guys! This calls for a celebration! Right after we sing E.G.G.M.A.N."
Isabella plays the instruments, and as soon as she did, all of the Grades 1-3 students in Gaia City Educational Center entered
Curd: "The story begins with who's gonna win
Knowin' the danger that lies within
Aboard the ARK a genius at heart
Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way
I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the world with my tools
All my machines are made for destruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed and you will see
With my machines there is no retreat
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the enemy, I will succeed
My mission, yeah, I must complete
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!
If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman!"
Everyone cheers
Curd: "Let's not tell my mom or any of our parents about this."
Susan: "Thanks, Curd! You didn't need to do this, but the fact that you did makes me think you are the best friends a hedgehog can ever ask for."
Heads: "Wait, we didn't?"
Susan: "Yeah, yesterday was awesome."
Heads: "But you got beaten up by Amy yesterday, and you claimed it to be one of the worst in your life!"
Susan: "I got recognized as a true heroine by my Mom, I saved my friends from a blimp that was about to crash down due to deflating due to me, and despite me getting beaten up by Amy, if it weren't for that, I would've appreciated my heroic acts much less. Remember, sometimes you have to suffer to appreciate your rewards even more. If it was all perfect, then you won't feel your rewards are special."
Heads: "Looks like we both learned something today. Also, for those heroic deeds, especially saving my dad, one of the greatest heroes in all of Mobius, I'll give you one more reward."
Susan: "What is it?"
Heads: "All of us will allow you to like Ken Penders and Chris Chan now. You can read Sonichu fanfics and read the Archie Comics from Ken Penders."
Susan: "That's awesome! You're the best fox, Heads. Not even your dad is as good of a friend as you."
The End!
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