Werner the Vomomancer

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|image=werner_the_vomomancer.jpg
|quality=epic
|type=general
|attack=395
|defense=110
|ability=Versatile Vomit: Chance for bonus damage
|race=Human
|role=Ranged
|attribute=Intellect
|text="It was my birthday, so I celebrated. I may have celebrated too much, because the next thing I knew I was in bed, and one of the other students was shaking me. I told him to go away and let me sleep, but he kept shouting about the animation exam. It was in a few minutes' time! I fell out of bed, pulled some robes on, and somehow managed to stagger into the hall. But I was... Have you ever been drunk and hung-over at the same time? Anyway, I stepped up to my table. It had a burning brazier, a bowl of water, and a lump of clay on it. I had to make a small golem from one of these to pass. But the second I started speaking the incantation, I vomited on them instead. The examiner was coming towards me, and I knew he'd kick me out and say I'd failed the exam. So I quickly spat the words out -- not caring which of the things was animated..." -- Werner the Vomomancer
|obtained= 01/18/13 - 6/7/2013
|obtained2=
|info=5% chance to obtain from Expeditions
|}}