Annoying Orange: Annoying Pear/Transcript

(Orange sticks out his tongue and babbles halfheartedly, then stops and begins to groan)
Pear: Uh... How's it going, Orange?
Orange: Oh, you know. I am......oh...
Pear: Dude, you don't look too good.
Orange: Oh. Hey. Hey, Pear.
Pear: Yeah? What is it, Orange?
(Orange vomits)
Pear: Agh!
Orange: Oh!
Pear: Gross!
Orange: Well I don't feel so good, Pear. You're gonna have to take over.
Pear: Sure, no pro- wait, 'what?!'
(The word "Pear" hits and replaces the word "Orange" and the word "Orange" flies with a crash that sounds as or like a broken windows/glass on the screen)
Pear: Uh... Hey, hey, Turnip. Hey, Turnip, hey!
Turnip: Hey, what's up, Pear?
Pear: Yeah, it's just that I'm glad you could uh...turn up. (chuckles)
Turnip: What?
Pear: You know, turn up. Ha ha.
Turnip: What are you getting at, man?
Pear: Nothing, it's just a joke. That...you know, turn up.
Turnip: W-what are you talking about? You think I'm late?
Pear: No, it's just...
Turnip: I'm a late-blooming vegetable, all right? I'm ready when I'm ready!
Pear: Okay, okay, okay.
Turnip: I'm not running on your schedule or anyone else's, you hear me?!
Pear: Okay. I'm sorry.
Orange: You're bombing, Pear.
Pear: Look, I've never done this before.
Orange: Just call him something he's not. That always works for me.
Pear: All right. Hey, hey, Turnip.
Turnip: I'm not talking to you.
Pear: Good, 'cause you're just a fat radish. (chuckles)
(Turnip frowns)
Pear: Get it? Fat radish? (chuckles)
(Turnip cries)
Pear: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Turnip! Dude!
Turnip: (while crying) Why are you doing this to me?
Orange: Way to go, Pear.
Pear: Geez, I didn't know he was going to cry!
Passion Fruit: Oh my God, what's going on here?
Orange: Pear made Turnip cry.
Pear: No, it's not like that!
Crying Turnip: He called me fat!
Passion Fruit: (angered) Pear, what's wrong with you?!
Pear: No- It was Orange's fault, he made me do it!
Orange: (to Pear) Hey, keep it down, I'm having a sick day over here!
Passion Fruit: Is that all you have to say for yourself, Pear?
Pear: (sighs) Dude, you got to help me get out of this. What do I say now?
Orange: I don't know. I just usually make funny noises. Everyone loves that.
Pear: All right. Hey, hey, Turnip, hey.
Turnip: What do you want now?
Pear: Hey, I bet you can't do this. (improperly babbles)
Turnip: What? Is that supposed to be me? 'Cause I'm fat, right? Cause I'm always eatin'?
Passion Fruit: No, Pear's just trying to, you know, cheer you up. Right, Pear?
(Pear improperly babbles)
Turnip: (cries again) You're a monsteeeeeeeer!
Passion Fruit: (angered) Pear!
Pear: I'm sorry!
Orange: No, Pear, you're doing it all wrong. More like this. (babbles)
(Everyone laughs and Orange vomits again)
Pear and Passion Fruit: Ew!
Orange: Ugh! I don't remember eating that!
Passion: Look, why not we just call it a night, huh guys?
Pear: Yeah, I second that.
Turnip: (sniffs) Okay.
Orange: Oh, hey, hey, Fat Radish!
Passion Fruit: (angered) Orange!
Turnip: (cries once again) I'm not a fat radish!
Orange: No, not you. Fat Radish!
(screen turns to Fat Radish, who is seen drinking)
Fat Radish: What's up with you, Orange?
Orange: Knife!
Fat Radish: (screams as he is stabbed)
==Credits==
iJustine as Passion Fruit
Richard Ryan as Turnip
Created by Daneboe
Written by Spencer Grove
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