A Normal Conversation With Starfright

Me: Hi Starfright.
Starfright: What do you want?
Me: I was just saying hi..
Starfright: Every time you say hi, you want something.
Me: Speaking of which..
Starfright: Hell no.
Me: I just wanted to ask if you wanted to come with me and Moonlight.
Starfright: What are you doing..?
Me: Picnic on Earth, in a place called "Beacon Hill park."
Starfright: UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fine...
Moonlight: YAY!
Me: YAY!
Starfright: What are we bringing?
Me: Not anything inhuman, all things that normal people eat. Like cinnamon-raisin bagels, gummies, frozen blueberries-
Starfright: Heck no. I'm not acting HUMAN.
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Starfright: *inhuman noises*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Starfright: Stop, but I'm still not coming.
Corrupted Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Starfright: YOUR KILLING MEH WOLF EARS!
Corrupted Me: THEN COME TO DA PICNIC!!
Starfright: NO!
Corrupted Me & Starfright: *arguing*
303: *outside* Just keeping walking... ignore SweetPsycho and Starfright arguing... again...
*chair flies out the window, breaking it and hitting 303 in the head*
303: FRICKING OW!
Corrupted Me: SORRY 303! THAT WAS MEANT FOR STARFRIGHT!
Starfright: FINE I'LL COME!
Me: Yay!
Moonlight: Everyone hide your inhuman bits- wolf ears, wings, tails, -then meet in the basement in 20 minutes.
Starfright: *sigh* why do i let you two force me around like this..?
Me: Cuz you secretly care~.
Starfright: STUPID I DON'T CARE 'BOUT NO ONE!
Me: Sure~.
Starfright: ...ima start getting ready...
20 MINUTES LATER...
Me: Got any 1s?
Moonlight: Go Fish.
Starfright: What are you doing?
Me: Playing Go Fish.
Moonlight: I'm winning!!
Me: Shush Moonlight, Starfright doesn't need to know.
Starfright: Are we leaving soon?
Moonlight: Yes. GamerGirl, fire up the portal.
Me: Ok. *iron block portal lights up*
Starfright: Are you sure that's the correct one?
Me: NOPE. *grabs Starfright and throws her through to portal*
Starfright: GAMERGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRLLL-
Moonlight: Hahahaha. Let's go, GamerGirl.
*we step through to portal and are instantly teleported to Beacon Hill, behind Starfright, who is lying on the ground*
Starfright: Ow...
Me: HAHA!
Moonlight: *setting up the food* 
Starfright: Can we eat...?
Me: Y-
Starfright: *eating*
Moonlight & Me (lol that sounds like a TV show): ...what?!
Starfright: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD-
Me: no.
Starfright: -_- idc im still eating the food.
Moonlight: Of course you are... ya psycho.
Starfright: Did you just call me psycho?
Moonlight: Ya.
Starfright: Aww.. you're psycho too. <3
Me: TOO SWEET! I GOTTA BRUTALLY MURDER SOMETHING BEFORE I SHUT DOWN! *i teleport away*
Moonlight: Oooooook...
Me: Ok, decided the people I'm gonna kill are... *corrupts* YOU TWO.
Starfright & Moonlight: NO! *they do a battle cry and teleport me and them to our arena (and yes, that's how much we fight)*
Corrupted Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Starfright & Moonlight: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
aaaaaand that's how our conversations usually end...
with fighting...
what a wonderful chat Starfright. :)
We should talk again like this soon. :D
Bai~
Category:Not Pastas
Category:SweetPsychoGamerGirl