The Tacostand

This is the second episode of Waluigi's Tacostand.
==Transcript==
(Waluigi is buying taco ingredients at Barg N’ Mart)
Cashier: You really need that much meat?
Waluigi: Wah.
Cashier: That doesn’t answer my question. (She scans the taco ingredients anyway)
(At home, Wario is eating baked beans)
Wario: I hope I don’t stink up the whole place.
(10 and a half moments later)
Squidward: This place is now under quarantine thanks to you.
Wario: I knew this would happen…
Waluigi: I got the taco… ingredients. What happened?!
Wario: I farted.
Waluigi: Well that’s just great. Where are we gonna live?
Wario: On the streets?
SpongeBob: Don’t worry guys, you can live with me. Mine’s the only one left.
Waluigi: Mmm, pineapple. Well guys, I got business to attend to. Literally.
SpongeBob: So do we. Squidward and I have to work at the Krusty Krab. Ah, what a place.
Squidward: What a place indeed.
Waluigi: See you later. It’s finally time to build my taco stand!
Wario: Wait… can we make profits off of this?
Waluigi: That’s the main reason why I did this in the first place. Wah, now I’ma get started.
Wario: Can I join?
Waluigi: Wah, yes!
Wario: Let’s a go!
(A montage of the two building the taco stand plays. Wario constantly gets his pants stuck on nails while Waluigi facepalms. Eventually they finish the taco stand.)
Waluigi: We’re done!
Wario: That took a lot longer than I thought.
(Patrick comes up to the taco stand)
Patrick: Hello good sirs. I’d like one Krabby Patty, please.
Waluigi: Sir, this is Waluigi’s Tacostand.
Patrick: Then I’ll have one taco.
Waluigi: Any special ingredients?
Patrick: All of them!
Waluigi: Very well, then. (whispering to Wario) Let’s put a bunch of jalapenos in this sucker’s taco.
Wario: This will be great. And we get paid doing it!
(The two stuff a crap ton of jalapenos into Patrick’s taco)
Waluigi: Wahahahaha. This will be the best prank ever.
Wario: Wah. We’re the best!
Patrick: Hey, where’s my taco? I’ve been waiting here for 69 seconds!
Waluigi: (giggles) Wah, here it is.
Patrick: Hey, why is the taco… red?
Waluigi: It’s supposed to be like that. It’s uh… our secret ingredient.
Patrick: Okay! (eats the taco whole. He starts flaring up and bounces around) HOT HOT HOT! TOO MUCH HOT!
Waluigi: I sure am.
Wario: Uhh Waluigi, you sure he’s doing okay?
Waluigi: He’ll be fine.
(Patrick stops bouncing around)
Patrick: That was… AWESOME! I wanna do it again!
Wario: No! No more bouncing!
Patrick: I’ll have another taco with everything on it.
Waluigi: (whispering to Wario) Let’s put hair all over his taco so he won’t want to eat it.
Wario: (whispering) Let’s a go. (he starts pulling hair from Waluigi’s mustache)
Waluigi: Ouch! That smarts.
Wario: That oughta do it. 
Waluigi: Your everything taco, sir.
Patrick: Oh yay! What a delight! (Eats the taco and starts growing a beard) I'm a lumberjack now, yah! (Chops down the entire taco stand)
Waluigi: Wah…
(After they rebuild the taco stand)
Waluigi: Alright, we need to do something about this once and for all. Patrick you're banned from our taco stand.
Patrick: NOOOOO! My only hopes and dreams, ruined!
Old Man Jenkins: Ey, how about you respect your elders?! (Hits Waluigi with a cane)
Waluigi: Well uh… in that case, have a taco on the house.
Wario: He doesn't know that we filled it with rats, right?
Waluigi: Wah.
Patrick: Mmm, the third best taco in the world! (Eats it whole, and starts getting itchy) What did you put in these?
Waluigi: Rats.
Patrick: They're crawling in my skin!
Wario: CRAAAWLING IN MY-
Waluigi: Wah, shut up Wario.
Patrick: Ow! Ow! Ow! They bit me! I'm never coming back again! (He leaves to go to the hospital)
Wario: Well we did it, Waluigi. We drove him out. What now?
Old Man Jenkins: Ey, I've been waiting for my taco since ‘09! I deserve my senior discount!
Waluigi: Fine.
Police Officer: Are you Waluigi?
Waluigi: Wah, yes.
Police Officer: You're under arrest for feeding a customer tampered food! And you must pay a fine of 69 dollars!
Walugi: Wah… will I ever win? (Hands over a get out of jail free card)
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