Moving In/Transcript

(Episode begins with the Candle Friends walking in the park as they are all bored trying to find some fun)Shaduck: This walk is great…Limefong: Yeah, definitely… Not boring at all.Candle Man: Ok guys, let’s just all admit it. We are all bored.Shaduck: No eggplant, sherlock.Candle Man: EGGPLANT?! GIMME!Shaduck: Ever since that fight with UCP, I’ve been craving more battle and something more interesting!Limefong: Yeah! Even though we all hate UCP, we can admit the battle was heartbreaking… and fun!Mystic: Yeah, fun....that battle was surely an emotional ride...but at least we pulled on through!Candle Man: The battle against UCP was mega fun, especially considering all those awards we got for saving the town of Wikia! But what can we do to get more interesting things so we won’t die of boredom?(They all think of ideas to cure their boredom)Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong: Hmmm…Limefong: (Gasps) YES! I KNOW! LET’S GET MORE CITIZENS FOR THE TOWN OF WIKIA!Candle Man: Great idea, Limefong! But how do we get more people?Limefong: Let’s go to TVland, there are plenty of people who can move to Wikia!Candle Man: (Loud-whisper) Limefong, you genius… LET’S GO!!!(They all run away as Shaduck stands alone)Shaduck: (Calling after them) SO WE’RE JUST GOING TO FORCE PEOPLE TO MOVE TO WIKIA? HOW DOES THAT BECOME INTERESTING?Candle Man: WE COULD GET YOU DEWEY DUCK!Shaduck: REALLY? COUNT ME IN!(Cue theme song)(The Main 4 see the TV portal to TVland)Mystic: Okay… this is the correct TV, right?(Candle Man puts his fin through the TV, as the portal is shown sideways showing the part of Candle Man’s fin he put through the portal AND the part that is still in Wikia)Candle Man: Yes, it is! I knew this was the correct portal!(The Main 4 jump in, and arrive at TVland, which has become more lively since the last time they were in TVland)Mystic: So who should we get fir-Candle Man: CANDY CAT! CANDY CAT!!! THE ALMIGHTY CANDY CAT!!!...Mystic: Why am I not surprised by my own boyfriend? Also, kids shows are boring and useless. Why get characters from them?Candle Man: Mystic, you're wrong. You’ll see.Shaduck: Fine, we’ll get your cats first but we’ll get mine soon too… wait! Let’s get…JEREMY, AND PANDA TOO!!!Candle Man: Alright, let’s go!(Candle Man looks for Candy Cat, humming a peaceful tune, before he comes across the old TV from the film)Candle Man: Oh no..I am not going inside you again..(Candle Man throws the TV at full force into the lake where Dewey is sleeping while being the same one Darwin slept in the film)Dewey: (Gets electrocuted by the TV) AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHHHHHHH!(He jumps out of the lake as he walks up to Candle Man, clearly annoyed by this act, as Dewey’s tush has been crisped)Dewey: WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?!Candle Man: Sorry, Mr. Duck…Shaduck: Dude. THAT’S DEWEY DUCK!Candle Man: Who?Shaduck: Haven’t you seen DuckLegends?(Complete silence as the TV is heard exploding.)Candle Man: Noooooooooooooooooo…Shaduck: UGH! I bet all you watch is the Candy Cat Show.Candle Man: That is precisely all I watch, so ye.Shaduck: Ever wanted to try something new?Candle Man: I saw a Galactic Battleground movie with Baghead. I didn’t like it.Shaduck: You sure are picky when it comes to the media you watch...Candle Man: Whatever. NOW LET’S GO PICK OUR NEW FRIENDS!!!Shaduck: You’re coming with me.(Shaduck yoinks Dewey)Dewey: Aah!Shaduck: Don’t worry I’m not that bad once you get to know me.Mystic: (shouting from a distance as Shaduck frowns) Yes you are!(Scene changes to Limefong marveling over an idle Bobert.)Limefong: Whoaaaa. Do you think he’s broken?Candle Man: Nah, I know how to awake a sleeping robot. Watch this. (Walks up to Bobert.)Candle Man: BRELUGGHHHHHH!(Bobert jolts up.)Bobert: Hey! (Smacks Candle Man) Don’t you know when a robot is charging?Candle Man: You’re not-(Zooms in on an outlet with a cord going directly into Bobert.)Candle Man: Oh..nevermind then..Bobert: What do you want?Candle Man: We want to bring you into another world!Bobert: What for?Mystic: We think a friend will like you.Bobert: Hmm...let me think about it….Dewey: Hey, I never got a decision!Limefong: You’re not a robot who could annihilate us at any second.Dewey: (mumbling) Pff, annihilate...Mystic: Oh yeah...I found this portal to another world in this flash drive… (lifts it up)Shaduck: I bet you had it that whole time.Candle Man: SHADUCK! Don’t accuse the Mystical for having it the whole time, and who knows what world is waiting to be discovered! Mystic: It leads to… Galaxy Battlefront.LImefong: Galactic Battleground.(Candle Man pockets the flash drive.)Candle Man: Whatever. We’ll bring it back for Baghead. Moving on!(Scene changes to a map of TV Land, including locations like Hooloo Island. A red line drags across the map to a place called, “Nicky Town”. The map is suddenly ripped from the screen. It is revealed Candle Man had drawn the line with a marker. Shaduck takes the map and gets angry.)Shaduck: Why the duck did you draw all over the map?!Candle Man: Uh, I was mapping out our journey to the Candy Cat house!Shaduck: That journey of yours goes straight through Gallagher’s Island you fool!Candle Man: Oh..Mystic: We could take an L-Wing ship. We could go right over Gallagher’s Island!Candle Man: An L-Wing from The Cloning War?Mystic: (Looking up.) There’s one now!(A giant metal ship shaped like an L flies through the air like a boomerang.)Mystic: EXCUSE ME, SIR!(The L-Wing stops in midair and lands. A man in an orange jumpsuit pops out.)Pilot: Yes?Mystic: Are you en route to Nicky Town?Pilot: Yes, ma’am, indeed I am.Mystic: Do you have space for a candle guy, a super beautiful goddess, a dog, two ducks, and a robot in there?Bobert: Uh, I never said I’d joi-Pilot: I sure do!(He presses a button in the ship, and a backseat appears, fit for 5 beings.)Dewey: Cool!Mystic: Thank you very much, kind sir.Pilot: No prob, ma’am.(They board the ship. The L-Wing makes it to Nicky Town in a few moments, landing at the Bushwell Plaza apartment building.)Mystic: But wait, this is TeenNicky Town.Pilot: It’s part of Nicky Town, is it not?Dewey: We wanted to go to Nicky Town Jr.Pilot: Well, Juniorness is just a channel away! Candle Man: Hmph.Pilot: Anyway, I gotta get back to the Cloning War set. I’m supposed to die in the next scene!Mystic: Well, nice knowing ya...even if you're going to die…Pilot: Oh, it’s not real… except when the actors get stabbed by the energy blades.Candle Man: Are you one of those?Pilot: Nope. Bye now!(He flies away.)Mystic: I know someone who would be screaming his blunt guts out right now…and making a scene while doing so….Shaduck: Especially since that show is filmed primarily in Carnet City.(Shaduck gets a call.)Shaduck: Hello?Baghead (Voice): That show was moved to Flixnet Island after season five, thank you very much!Shaduck: Bye.(Call ends.)Mystic: (Looking at a map, revealing the different cities around TVland) Oh my, this land is a lot bigger than I expected….oooo, there’s this city named Foodnet...I wonder if they have grilled cheese...Candle Man: Who cares about grilled cheese! Nicky Town Jr., here we come! TAXI!(Candle Man lifts up his arm as a taxi drives by and splashes Limefong with water as he grumbles.)Limefong: HEY! Hmph. NO TIP!Mystic: Well you needed a shower anyways...so yeah, deal with it, mutt. Shaduck: Shut up, Damadork.Mystic: Is that the best insult you can think of? Shaduck: Well, I could’ve said Katamoron, but I like Damadork more.Mystic: Whatever you say, Sharubberducky....also we should leave before Luna gets exposed to teen stuff...Candle Man: Too late!(Luna crawls into a taxi.)Mystic: LUNA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!(Mystic dives into the taxi after Luna, but it drives away when the door closes, leaving Candle Man, Shaduck, Limefong, Dewey, and Bobert standing there as they watch the taxi with Mystic and Luna drive away.)Candle Man: Should we go after her?Shaduck: Don‘t you know you can’t track a taxi in the city? TAXIS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU DORK!Limefong: We’ll just wait for her to get out in Nicky Town Jr. or wherever that taxi is heading...Shaduck: By the way, Dewey, can you find these people while we’re looking for the Candy Cat Show characters?(Shaduck hands Dewey a long list. He looks up with an exhausted face.)Dewey: ...sure thing, pal...(He leaves with the rest of the Candle Friends and Bobert still standing there.)Bobert: And what becomes of me?Candle Man: I doubt our friend would want anyone else from here, so you’re sticking with us, buddy.(Bobert kneels and throws his head back.)Bobert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Shaduck: C’mon, we’re not that bad.Bobert: No, I mean you guys are gonna find out I can transport you to where you need to g-AND I heard myself out loud. Goodbye.(He tries to zoom away, but Limefong grabs him.)Limefong: Either you come with us, or you go find Mystic.Bobert: …(sighs) I’ll take you to where you need to go.(Bobert grabs them and puts them in the air.)Candle Man: Wow, we can see Dizzynet from here!Shaduck: And CyNie!(They are shown flying until…)Candle Man: THERE IT IS! THERE’S THE CANDY CAT HOUSE! LET ME DOWN NOW!Bobert: Wait, you have to wait for me to la-(Bobert loses his grip on Candle Man and Candle Man starts falling through the air as Shaduck and Limefong look in horror.)Shaduck and Limefong: CANDLE MAN!Candle Man: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(He splashes into a lake, which almost completely makes Candle Man’s flame go out. He spits out water that had got in his mouth like a fountain, and he spits out a fish that had swam in his mouth.)Candle Man: Well that was a dumb idea…(spots Candy Cat chasing a butterfly with a net as she tries to catch it)...Candy Cat...the almighty….CANDY CAT!(Candle Man rushes towards Candy Cat wanting a hug from her)Candy Cat: Uh, have we met?Candle Man: HELL YES WE’VE MET!(Limefong, Shaduck and Bobert run over)Candy Cat: Oh yeah! You’re that candle from the battle against UCP!Candle Man: You remember UCP but not me?Shaduck: Hah, you just got rejected by your favorite cartoon character! Now doesn’t that sound nice CM?(Shaduck continues to laugh until Candle Man shoves a bowl of fish soup into Shaduck’s beak to make him shut up)Candle Man: SHUT UP! Sooo… where are your four friends?(Peppa Pig, George Pig, Suzy Sheep, and Danny Dog walk in)George: Uhh, right here, I guess…?Danny: Howdy! I'm your ordinary guy but 123% cooler!Candle Man: R-r-right…anyways how have you been since the battle with UCP?Candy Cat: Well, he never attacked us, and no one ever got any PTSD… so yeah, pretty good.Suzy Sheep: ...who is this candle guy again…?Peppa Pig: You remember the UCP attack, right?Suzy Sheep: Oh yeah, you're the guy who burned him to dust!Candle Man: Yeah!Suzy Sheep: Well, it’s nice to remeet the person who endangered my life!Candle Man: Eheh….you too…Danny Dog: Hey, where’s that one girl who assisted you guys?Limefong: You tell us.(Scene changes to Mystic, who is still in the taxi.)Cab Driver: It seems we’ve crossed over into Game Show Central.Mystic: I guess-(Suddenly, lights turn on above her, in a Cash Cab sort of way.)Mystic: Uh…Cab Driver: You are in the Money Taxi right now! Do you wanna play?Mystic: CAN YOU JUST GET ME TO NICKY TOWN JR.?!Cab Driver: Well, why not earn money along the way?Mystic: What do you think, Luna?(Luna rolls her eyes. Scene changes back to everyone else.)Candle Man: So, how would you like to move back to Wikia?Danny Dog: Ooh, are we kicking butt again? Who’s it this time? UCP’s twin brother? Uh...some person who curses someone? A virus? Candle Man: Not quite...but I was thinking you could actually move houses?Candy Cat: As in move to Wikia?Candle Man: Yeah, that’s what I mean, it will be so cool to have some new neighbors!Peppa Pig: But we love our home!Danny Dog: Yeah! What’s in it for us?Shaduck: We could find a way to make you live in luxury!Limefong: And we know someone who turned her home from ruins to luxuryCandle Man: Yeah..if only she was here now...(Cuts back to Mystic and the Cab Driver.)Cab Driver: For $100, who is the main character in DuckLegends?Mystic: Deeeeewwwwweeeeyyyy?Cab Driver: Eh, that was actually a trick question: there’s more than one main character but I’ll let you off on that one. THAT IS partially CORRECT!Mystic: Yay!Cab Driver: For 100 more dollars, who eats carrots on Christmas Eve when the Carrie Goblin is turned into orange juice for pixie pigs?Mystic: What?Cab Driver: (Taking her response as an answer) THAT IS CORRECT!(Mystic looks confusing at Luna, who shrugs.)Cab Driver: And we are nearing Nicky Town Jr.!Mystic: Finally!Cab Driver: Which means you’ve won $1500 dollars in the Money Taxi!Mystic: Well, I know what I’m using that money for..(The cab stops at Nicky Town Jr., but something's off about Peppa’s house. As Mystic and Luna exit the taxi, they realize…)Mystic: HEY! THIS ISN’T THE CANDY CAT SHOW! THIS IS JADE THE EXPLORER!Cab Driver: So long! Yahoo!(He drives away. Mystic looks around.)Mystic: YOU DIDN’T EVEN GIVE ME THE MONEY! (Notices that Luna has the money) Okay, good, you have it. But we’re deserted and we have no idea where Peppa’s house is.Jade: Hey, Shoes! Look at those weird things!Shoes: Hello, person! Do you need help getting somewhere?Mystic: Well, yes, but-Jade: GPS and Knapsack can help us! Right, guys?GPS and Knapsack: Yeah!Mystic: I must be old...the last time I watched Jade the Explorer you guys used Maps, oh wait...I am old. Luna: Yeah, a thousand and two years old.Mystic: Don’t remind me.Jade: Oh, we got sued for maps.Mystic: Why?Jade: Some person called Maps Spam sued us.Mystic: Who’s that?Jade: Dunno. Anyway, GPS, listen up! Pillhead, where do you need to go?Mystic: I need to go to Peppa Pig’s house!Jade: Oh, we have to cross a biiiiiig river to get there! But Knapsack can help us!Knapsack and Jade (singing a parody of the backpack song from Dora): Knapsack, Knapsack! Knapsack, Knapsack! YEAH!Mystic: This is gonna be a long day...(Scene changes back to Candle Man, Limefong, Shaduck and the Peppa Pig characters)Candy Cat: So how are you guys going to make our lives luxury, exactly?Candle Man: Well, Wikia is already quite the luxurious place, and sure..it was once under attack, but at least the citizens have nothing to worry about anything with the Candle Friends around.Suzy Sheep: That’s not luxurious, it's just a well-functioning town!Limefomg: Isn’t that the best luxury?Peppa Pig: You promised luxury, we get it.Shaduck: (breaking into song) Sweetness, sparkles, sashes lass, oh Wikia, so much here to love but sister-Limefong: ENOUGH, SHADUCK! Anyway, we could work day and night to keep that luxury.Candle Man: Lime, are you sure we can do that? We can’t be working for them day and night.Shaduck: You wanted them to go to Wikia, don’t you?Candle Man: All right, but I won’t let us spend the rest of our lives tending for the people!Shaduck: (still singing) But sister can you vouch for me, I lost my feathers on the stock exchaaaange, now I-Limefong: SHADUCK! Shaduck: Sorry, I got carried away with the song, hey Candle Man (pointing to the other side of the river) isn’t that Mystic?Candle Man: WHERE?! WHERE’S MY MYSTICAL?!(Cuts to Mystic.)Jade: Let’s check in Knapsack! What do we need? Flip flops, a football, a jar of cookies, or a speedboat?Mystic: I can just fly over the river, so you are pretty much useless!Viewer Children: No! You are on the No Fly River!Mystic: OH FOR FLIP’S SAKE- the speedboat, then.Viewer Children: Yeah!(The speedboat is flung out of Knapsack. They mount it.)Mystic: Turn it on!(Jade turns a key, but the engine stalls.)Mystic: WHAT’S GOING ON NOW?!Jade: Oh, no! The speedboat has no gas! What do we do now?Mystic: Work fast, cuz there’s A WATERFALL!(Everyone screams as the boat goes over. A large splash is heard.)Mystic: DAGNABBIT!(Back to Plot A…)Candle Man: MYSTICAL!Shaduck: Don’t worry. In shows like that, no one ever gets hurt, and the heroes always make it to their destination!Candy Cat: AAAANYWAY, we accept your offer! Let’s go!Candle Man: But we can’t leave behind Mystic, Luna, Dewey, and Bobert!Bobert: I’m right here.Dewey: And I’ve returned.Candle Man: Well we still have to wait!Shaduck: She knows how to get back, relax.Candle Man: I guess…Shaduck: OMIGOD DEWEY YOU GOT EVERYONE!Jeremy: Yup!Limefong: Let’s go, then!Candle Man: I still don’t feel right leaving Mystic and Luna behind.Limefong: FINE! BOBERT CAN KEEP WATCH FOR MYSTIC!Bobert: SINCE WHEN AM I ONE TO BE USED AS AN ASSET?!Shaduck: I don’t know what some of those words are, so I’m just gonna say no.Bobert: Ugh!Candle Man: Bobert, please stay here and watch for my Mystical.Bobert: Do I have a choice?Candle Man: No!(They all head back to the entrance and jump in the TVland portal to make it back to Wikia.)Candy Cat: So, where are we gonna live?Dewey: And us?Candle Man: Um, guys? Do you know?Limefong: Well, no one lives on either side of us.Shaduck: I wonder why…(Flashback to a place in time between CMWS and now, where the Candle Friends are throwing a loud party in the middle of the night. The Side 5 are there. TwoBrains is chugging the punch bowl, Moose is unconscious, and Baghead has his bag off, but has a lampshade on to substitute it. Candle Man is seen break dancing)Candle Man: Yeah...we did go a little crazy during that party, but man was it fun!Shaduck: Really? Mystic drank so much chocolate milk and was so sugared up during that party that her body couldn’t handle chocolate milk for a month!Candle Man: Well, those homes are open.Danny Dog: We’ll take them, under the condition that you don’t do any big parties in the middle of the night. We have school!Dewey: Same here.Limefong: Done.(The screen is split between the CCS characters and Shaduck’s new friends. On the right side of the split, Candle Man opens the door to the vacant house to the right of their own. On the left side, Shaduck does the same to the house on the left side of their own. Both are old, but not much is broken or run down.)Candle Man and Shaduck: Does the house look good?Jeremy: Not bad…Candy Cat: Yeah, I guess.Danny Dog and Dewey: Are there enough rooms?Shaduck: Of course.Candle Man: Duh! Why else would I show you?Danny Dog and Dewey: Good point…(The two groups enter.)Peppa Pig: It looks good!Both groups simultaneously: How much does it cost?Candle Man: 50 bucks a month!Shaduck: 50 dollas per thirty days!Peppa: Wow!Jeremy: That’s cheap!Both groups simultaneously: We’ll do it!Candle Man: Well, welcome to Wikia, neighbors.Shaduck: Welcome to your new home!Both groups simultaneously: See you tomorrow, new neighbors.(The groups close the door after Candle Man and Shaduck leave them. The split screen is gone. Limefong is shown looking at the portal, as Candle Man and Shaduck come up to him)Candle Man: Is something bugging you, Lime?Limefong: I didn’t get my new friends.Candle Man: Hmm. I’ll text Bobert and see if he can get them.(Clicking is heard, followed by a send message sound. A few seconds later, a text comes back that scares Candle Man so much he drops his phone and falls on his back. He gets up, white as a ghost, obviously spooked at Bobert’s choice of words.)Candle Man: He-he’ll d-d-do it. (Going back to normal) The one thing I’m hoping for is that Mystic and Luna are still alive. (Scene cuts back to Mystic, who has found herself alone with Luna in a jungle. She looks around. Rustling is heard. She jerks her head at the sound.)Mystic: Helloooo?(No answer as Mystic pulls out the Mystix Wand in order to defend her and Luna. Luna hides behind Mystic.)Mystic: WHO’S THERE?!(No answer, but this time an arm comes out of the treetops and grabs the wand.)Mystic: HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!(Two humans jump out of the treetops.)Human #1: Look, Carr, it’s a rare wand! Carr: I dunno, Dave. It seems defective, but-(A magic blast erupts from it, shocking the men.)Dave & Carr: AH!Mystic: Who are you guys? And you shouldn’t take other people’s relics!Dave: I’m Dave!Carr: I’m Carr!Dave & Carr: And we’re the Jungle Kratts!Mystic: Aren’t you guys supposed to be in Peebis Jr.? AND GIVE BACK THE MYSTIX WAND!(Dave gives her the wand.)Dave: Peebis and Nicky Town are affiliates.Mystic: Whatev-wait, can you get me to the Candy Cat house?(Mystic picks up Luna as she overhears music)Mystic: Huh, isn’t that the theme from Vo-(A superhero in blue soars over the canopy.)Carr: It’s Vocabulary Woman!(She lands next to the quartet.)Vocabulary Woman: Do you need assistance, Pill Girl?Mystic: Can you take me to the portal out of here and get me out of this mess?Vocabulary Woman: I don’t know where this portal is. Do you know the location of this place?Mystic: I MEAN THE PORTAL TO WIKIA!!Vocabulary Woman: That’s what I mean, too. Do you know where the portal is?Mystic: Well, Candle Man has the map.Vocabulary Woman: Is Candle Man some kind of candelabr-Mystic: FORGET IT! Luna and I will navigate on our own.(Mystic and Luna teleport out of the scene, but Mystic lands in the same place. She is fed up with TVland.)Vocabulary Woman: It seems you cannot teleport out of-Mystic: STOPPIT!(She starts navigating on foot, steam coming out her head from anger, pushing through the jungle until she’s offscreen and Vocabulary Woman and the Jungle Kratts are the only ones onscreen.)Mystic (from offscreen): Ow. Darn brambles.(Scene cuts back to Plot A. The three relax in the living room.)Candle Man: Still waiting for Bobert and Mystic.Limefong: And my people.Candle Man: Well, I’m hungry. Who wants Eggplant Pot Pie?Shaduck and Limefong: ME!Shaduck: Don’t forget, though. Some of that has to go to our friends. And we have to serve it to them.Candle Man: Which is why I’m making one for everyone!Limefong: Fine, but be quick. I’m hungry.(Cuts back to Mystic walking. Finally, she encounters light)Mystic: FINALLY! A WAY OUT!(When Mystic escapes out of the jungle, she brushes herself off, as she looks to see the portal in the distance, she and Luna let out a huge sigh of relief)Mystic: Now we can finally go home!Luna: Yeah, away from all of these crazies, I think I had enough fun for the day.Mystic: Really, you were the one who caused me to separate from the rest of the Candle Friends in the first place!Luna: Rude. But yeah...let's head home.(Suddenly, a giant sand castle comes out of the ground. On it is Dr. MultiCells.)Dr. MultiCells: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALT NOT PASS!Mystic: ARRRRGH!!!Dr. MultiCells: You’re defenseless. Which means I can attack!Mystic: Dang it!(Scene cuts back to the Candle Friends’ house, where Candle Man is seen cooking dinner, he uses his flame to cook)Limefong: Don’t you think that’s kinda...unhygienic?Candle Man: It’s just my flame!(The doorbell rings. Shaduck answers the door.)Shaduck: Yes?Jeremy: Hello, Shaduck! I need you to clip my hair!Shaduck: Uh, you don’t have hair…Jeremy: You are supposed to be our servants! Now come along now.Shaduck: Argh, this is going to get annoying…(Shaduck leaves. Bobert then walks into the house.)Bobert: I have your people, Limefong!Limefong: JAY!(Bubbles, Goofy, Jake, and Richard walk in.)Limefong: C’mon, guys! I’ll show you to a house across the street!(The 5 leave.)Bobert: Now what is to become of me?(Candle Man stops cooking for a second and walks over. He takes out the flash drive that leads to Galactic Battleground.)Candle Man: Take this to Baghead. Tell him that it leads to his favorite franchise and that you are to await his orders.Bobert: Command followed. With great reluctance..(He zooms away. Then, Peppa comes to the door.)Peppa: Is the Macaroni and Cheese ready?Candle Man: I’m making Eggplant Pot Pie.Peppa: Not anymore, you’re not!(She puts a box of M&C in his mouth. He takes it out and sighs.)Candle Man: What have we done?And now, back to Mystic.)Mystic: Wait, I have the Mystix Wand!(She takes it out and tries to use it, but it doesn’t work, due to it being in a kids show and not doing anything without the kids’ consent, with it’s colors dulled.)Mystic: Oh, for Galaxia’s sake, this is not the right time for it to be shut off.(Dr. MultiCells throws mounds of sand at them.)Mystic: Oh great. We’re gonna die.Luna: By sand suffocation. How embarrassing.Offscreen Female: NEVER FEAR!(It is Vocabulary Woman.)Vocabulary Woman: Vocabulary Woman is here!(She shoots words at the man.)Vocabulary Woman: Seriously? Sandy structures extruding from the ground? Disrespectful!(The Jungle Kratts run up and snatch one brick each from the castle. Mermen and Mermaids escape the castle through the two brick openings and smack Dr. MultiCells with their tails.)Dave & Carr: Yahoo!(Finally, Jade, Shoes, GPS, and Knapsack ride in on the speedboat. They crash it into the castle, making it collapse and causing Dr. MultiCells to be unconscious.)Mystic: Huh. Guess I was wrong. Kids shows are pretty cool. Now let’s go, shall we?(They pass through the portal. Scene cuts back to the house, but after Mystic goes in, it is empty.)Mystic: Where is everyone?(She hears commotion in one of the houses next to the Candle Friends’. She looks in and sees Candle Man tending to the Candy Cat Movie characters’ every need.)Candle Man (whispering): Help me.Mystic: And I’m guessing Shaduck’s doing the same thing?Candle Man: Yup.(She teleports to the other house and sees Candle Man’s answer checks out: Shaduck is stressfully tending to his new neighbors)Mystic: So, you guys left back here without me and Luna, how disrespectful. Shaduck: Sorry, but they needed us. We’re supposed to be their servants.Mystic: S-S-servants?! Why?Candle Man: Long story.Mystic: How long do they want you to be their servants?Shaduck: As long as they want us to.Candle Man: Lime’s currently doing the same thing, I think.(Oh, but it is quite the contrary. The five are playing football in the backyard of Lime’s friends’ new home.)Limefong: Jeah!(Back to the other three…)Mystic: Argh, this is gonna be a long year. But wait, what became of Bobert?(Scene cuts to Bobert and Baghead, who are in the middle of a battle and using blasters to shoot droids that look like skeletons.)Baghead: COME ON, BOBERT! THIS GALACTIC BATTLEGROUND SHALL BE OURS!(Dropping his blasters and activating his lightsaber, Baghead shouts a war cry and charges. He leaves Bobert where he is as Baghead goes offscreen.)Bobert: This is where the fun begins.(He starts firing at the robots approaching. Episode ends.)
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