Mr. Roarke Goes Bananas

Mr. Roarke Goes Bananas is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
Imagine a moving episode of "Fantasy Island®" in which Tattoo is granted a dream date with the goddess of his choice. If Tattoo wants to have a pleasant evening, which goddess should he AVOID?
===Choices===
1. the Hindu goddess Kali
2. the Greek goddess Aphrodite
3. the Babylonian goddess Ishtar
4. the Norse goddess Freya
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Kali was the goddess of death and destruction."
2. "C'mon. Aphrodite, Aphrodisiac? That date would rock."
3. "Are you kidding? Ishtar was the love goddess. Her phone number was written on every bathroom wall in Babylon."
4. "Sorry, Freya was a love goddess, and one wild viking chick." [soprano singing]
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah, Tattoo shouldn't pick her, unless he can respect a girl who disembowels on the first date."
===Trivia===
The soprano singing sound was also used in Horny Women.
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