City of Final Pleasures

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* With Tristol's brush in hand, Alphinaud lays out his plan to gain entry to Eulmore: he will pose as a painter, and you will play the role of his faithful assistant. Thus resolved, you depart for Gatetown, hoping that the manic jesters will soon return in search of a replacement artist...
* After a short wait, your patience is rewarded. As predicted, the jongleurs emerge to recruit a new artist, and Alphinaud's act proves sufficiently convincing to earn you both an invitation into Eulmore.
* As nonchalantly as you can, you pass through the gates, and take in the sights and sounds of the city. The red-garbed jester stands near the entrance, waiting to provide you with further instructions.
* You listen carefully as your smirking guide explains the process by which Eulmoran citizenship is obtained. It seems your first step is to present yourself to the clerk at the Bureau of Immigration.
* After describing the basics of Eulmoran society and your place within it, the immigration officer hands you a set of registration papers. You are to deliver them to the neighboring Bureau of Registration, where your status as citizens will be officially approved.
* The registration officer soon approves your papers, but takes offense at your bodily odor. You are duly supplied with a bottle of perfume, and ushered next door to the Delousery, where you are expected to make thorough use of the bathing facilities.
* You emerge from the shower, clean and refreshed. According to the clerk's instructions, you are now required to apply liberal quantities of the sweet-smelling perfume previously provided...
* You dutifully splash yourself with the liquid, and the delicate scent of roses fills your nostrils. Lovely. As for Alphinaud, it appears he has yet to enter the Delousery...
* After some encouragement, Alphinaud overcomes his bashfulness and plunges into the showers for a quick wash, emerging a short while later in a cloud of perfume. Now that you both smell as if you've wrestled in a flower bed instead of a drainage ditch, you are free to trouble Cornenne for directions to the Chai residence.
* Cornenne gives you an overview of the city's layout and tells you where to find your new patrons. It seems your path leads up the steps to the Canopy, and thence into the Grand Dame's Parlor.
* Despite some initial suspicion on Chai-Nuzz's part, you─and especially Alphinaud─appear to have made a favorable impression on the effusive Dulia-Chai, cementing your place in the city. At last, Eulmore's mysteries are yours to explore...
==Objectives==
* Wait at the designated location.
* Speak with the red jongleur.
* Speak with the immigration officer.
* Present your registration papers to the registration officer.
* Scrub yourself clean in the Delousery showers.
* Apply the sweet-smelling perfume.
* Speak with Alphinaud.
* Speak with Cornenne.
* Speak with Dulia-Chai.
==Script==
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Tristol 	Should you make it into the city, have care what you say and do. I wouldn't want you to save my life only to lose your own...
 	
Alphinaud 	They say kindness is its own reward, but Tristol has repaid us with a gift as timely as it was unexpected.
Alphinaud 	We will, however, need to act upon his advice before another painter steps in to fill the vacancy. Thankfully, I do have some modest skill with a brush. Nothing approaching that of a true artist, of course, but enough to play the role, I would hope.
Alphinaud 	As for you... Hmmm... Well...if you don't mind taking a subordinate role, mayhap you could pose as my assistant?
Alphinaud 	Then it is settled! All we need do now is return to Gatetown, and await the next appearance of those vile jesters.
 	
Alphinaud 	Now we wait. This should be as good a place as any.
 	
Alphinaud 	Here they come...
Clownofred 	Ladies and gentlemen! Your attention once more! What a day it's been for the folks at our door!
Clownofblue 	We've welcomed a peddler who made pearls from a plum, and now we've a place for a painter of aplomb.
Clownofred 	So come along and don't be slow! It's time to let your colors show!
Alphinaud 	I can paint. Portraits, at least. Landscapes and still lifes are so rarely commissioned these days...
Clownofred 	Oho, I thought I spied some new faces in the crowd. What fortune that you should feel at ease around an easel!
Clownofblue 	What proof have you of your prowess? Any masterpieces on your person?
Alphinaud 	Sadly not. Everything I paint is soon sold. Such is the life of a working artist.
Alphinaud 	I have only my brush to testify for me─though you will note that it has seen no small amount of service.
Clownofblue 	Aha, hoho, hm hm. Flecks of paint, both old and new, a tool much loved and much used.
Clownofred 	Not a prop to be conjured on the hop! Very well! Come with us, and we'll put those talents to the test!
Clownofblue 	And who is this hanger-on? Well-wisher or parasite?
Alphinaud 	Why, this is my assistant. She/He whose unfailing support allows my art to flourish. I will go with her/him or not at all!
Clownofblue 	Parasite, then. We shall leave her/his fate in the hands of your new employer─it matters not a whit to us.
Clownofred 	And having filled our latest vacant space, we retire to Eulmore's sweet embrace!
Gatetownpeople03286 	...
Clownofblue 	Oh, mercy me! The meol! We almost took our leave without leaving a loving token!
Clownofred 	We must empty the sacks ere we make our way back!
Q0 	Continue with the main scenario quest?
 	
Alphinaud 	Eulmore. Finally...
 	
Clownofblue 	Looks even grander from this angle, eh? Eh?
 	
Clownofred 	Welcome, welcome, to the city of final pleasures! Feel free to weep at its magnificence! ...No? Not even a single tear? Moving right along, then!
Clownofred 	Our first task is to register you as residents─you know, make it all nice and official. We'll smooth the way, so you just need to put on your happy faces and head through to Joyous Hall.
Clownofred 	The Bureau of Immigration is in the first room on the left side of the passage. Declare your name and occupation in a nice loud voice─the clerks will tell you where to go from there.
Clownofred 	Oh, and pay no mind to those folk off to the side of the road. Much like the hopefuls in Gatetown, they haven't earned the right to enter the city proper.
Clownofred 	If, however, you enjoy basking in the envy of your fellow man, then by all means...take your time. But why waste another moment? Go! Enjoy the beginning of your new life in paradise!
Alphinaud 	The Bureau of Immigration, was it? I suppose we had better show ourselves willing for the time being...
 	
Bureauofimmigration 	Welcome to Eulmore, fortunate friends! May I have your names?
Alphinaud 	I am Alphinaud, an artist, and this is [Player Name], my assistant.
Bureauofimmigration 	Ah, yes, I was informed of your imminent arrival. We can forgo the usual interview and begin processing your registration papers forthwith.
Bureauofimmigration 	Now, the citizens of Eulmore are divided into two classes. There are the “free,” who are blessed with the favor of Lord Vauthry, and the “bonded,” who work in the employ of the free.
Bureauofimmigration 	You will be joining the ranks of the bonded. Your duties are to serve a patron in the capacity for which you were chosen─in your case, painting pretty pictures.
Bureauofimmigration 	Should your patron dismiss you for any reason, you must find another sponsor among the free, or accept work as a general laborer.
Alphinaud 	I see. And might you tell us something of the patron we are to serve?
Bureauofimmigration 	The two patrons, actually. Chai-Nuzz and Dulia-Chai─a Mystel couple whom most refer to as the “Chais.”
Bureauofimmigration 	They are both gentle souls, but I would ask that you conduct yourself with respect and humility...for your own sake as much as theirs.
Bureauofimmigration 	Now. A moment, please, while I complete the relevant paperwork...
Bureauofimmigration 	All in order. These are your registration documents.
Bureauofimmigration 	Take those papers next door and submit them to the clerk. Once they've been stamped, you will officially be Eulmoran citizens.
Bureauofimmigration 	Enjoy your new life in paradise!
 	
Bureauofimmigration 	Have you submitted your papers to the Bureau of Registration? Everything in its proper place!
 	
Bureauofregistration	Welcome to the Bureau of Registration. Papers, please.
Bureauofregistration	What have we here...?
“Alphinaud, artist. [Player Name], artist's assistant. To be employed in the service of Lord Chai-Nuzz and Lady Dulia-Chai...”
Bureauofregistration	Yes, everything seems to be in order! Your registration is hereby approved.
Bureauofregistration	I think it best that we deliver you to the Chai residence before─
Bureauofregistration	<sniff> Hm? <sniff> <sniff> Oh dear...
Bureauofregistration	You smell...hideous!
Bureauofregistration	Did you crawl here through a ditch? It's like an unholy miasma of dust and sweat and the musk of some unwashed beast!
Bureauofregistration	Proceed directly to the Delousery next door and scrub yourselves clean. Use whichever showers are free.
Bureauofregistration	After you've rinsed away that stench, you'll want to splash yourselves with this perfume. Liberally.
Bureauofregistration	Once you've made yourself presentable, then you may proceed to the Chai residence. Cornenne, the guard by the stairs, will give you directions.
Alphinaud 	I hadn't realized we were so...aromatic.
 	
Alphinaud 	We're to bathe in here, then...?
 	
Bureauofregistration	A clean Eulmoran is a happy Eulmoran! Don't forget to scrub behind your ears!
 	
Alphinaud 	Oh, you've showered and dressed already, have you...?
Alphinaud 	Is it not─ Th-That is to say... Ahem. It seems rather...exposed for one's ablutions, does it not...?
 	
Alphinaud 	Fine. Just a quick rinse, then...
Alphinaud 	Good gods... You will mention nothing of this! Swear to me!
Alphinaud 	...Wouldn't she just. Very well...I shall endeavor to emulate her boldness, then. Courage, Alphinaud!
Alphinaud 	Well, that was bracing! I believe the lingering smells of the road have been successfully expunged.
Alphinaud 	Shall we go and present ourselves to our new patrons, then?
 	
Alphinaud 	We'll need directions to the Chai residence.
 	
Bureauofregistration	Ah, what a heavenly fragrance!
 	
Cornenn 	You're looking to present yourselves to the Chais, are you? Let me explain how the city's laid out, then. Imagine three layers, one on top of the other...
Cornenn 	This layer here is called the Buttress. Above us is the Understory, where the military has its headquarters. And above that, you've got the Canopy, which is where the free citizens of Eulmore spend their days.
Cornenn 	So if you want to find your new patrons, you'll need to keep climbing until you run out of stairs, then look for the “Grand Dame's Parlor.” They'll be in there, like as not.
 	
Cornenn 	Up the stairs to the Canopy, I said! The Chais should be in the Grand Dame's Parlor.
Quest complete. 	Quest complete.
Category:Shadowbringers Main Scenario Quests in Final Fantasy XIV