Old People Problems

Old People Problems is the 3rd episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired. It aired on June 2, 2015.
It is the 44th episode overall.
==Plot==
Realizing their lives are coming to an end, the gang sets off to find the Fountain of Youth.
==Story==
[SpongeBob and friends are sitting on the couch]
Squidward: So...(falls over and dies)
Sandy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what just happened? (falls over and dies)
SpongeBob: Squidward! Sandy!
Krabs: (sigh) I knew this day would come, lad.
SpongeBob: Whaaat????
Krabs: Look for yourself. (his arm falls off)
SpongeBob: AHHH!!! Mr. Krabs!!!!
Krabs: We've become old, lad.
SpongeBob: Of course we're old! This whole show is about us being old!
Krabs: But I'm afraid we're TOO old. 
SpongeBob: What do you mean 'too old'?
Krabs: When you become too old, your body goes through changes, lad.
SpongeBob: I already went through changes when I was 13. Look! (pulls his pants down)
Krabs: Not those kinds of changes, lad. We die.
SpongeBob: GASSPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Krabs: The only hope is to find the Fountain of Youth, lad. (coughs) Go....before it's too late, lad. (falls over and dies)
Patrick: Cleaning crew!!!!
[ A janitor comes and takes the bodies of Squidward, Sandy, Krabs, and Plankton away]
Plankton: But I'm not dead!!!!!
Janitor: Oh. Whoops. (stomps on him) Now you are. (continues to leave)
SpongeBob: Now it's just us, Pat!
Patrick: Duh, who's Pat?
SpongeBob: Forget it, we need to find the Fountain of Youth!
Patrick: I know just where to find it!
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick standing at a public water fountain]
Patrick: (slurps from the water fountain) It's delicious beer!
SpongeBob: It's water, Patrick. Not beer.
Patrick: Excuse, I'm a bit drunk. (passes out)
SpongeBob: That's bull crap. And this isn't the Fountain of Youth!
Patrick: (wakes up) Maybe not. But if you drink from it, you're guaranteed to live FOREVER!
SpongeBob: That's not true.
Patrick: C'mon, give it a shot.
SpongeBob: No.
Patrick: Pleeeeease?
SpongeBob: (sigh) Fine.
[Some old dude with aids gets in front of SpongeBob and drinks first]
SpongeBob: (drinks after him) Aww....I don't feel so good.
Patrick: I guarantee, SpongeBob. You'll live forever!
SpongeBob: (falls over and dies)
Patrick: …..how rude.
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