Patrick Divorces A Lamp

Patrick Divorces A Lamp is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick takes the lamp home.)
Patrick: Oh, this is going to be a great honeymoon!
(Patrick turns on the light and realizes that he just pulled the cord of another lamp.)
Patrick: It's just a friend, I swear!
(Patrick's wife says nothing.)
Patrick: Don't give me that look! I can't help who I hang around with!
(Patrick's wife says nothing.)
Patrick: Oh, so you're going to give me the silent treatment now? I've had this night lamp since I was a child, and I respect it a lot more than I'm respecting you right now!
(Patrick throws his wife into the street.)
Patrick: This marriage is over! Don't bother to ask for your things, because you don't have any.
Lamp: Harsh, dawg.
(What a twist!)
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