Sex Toys & Lotions

Sex Toys & Lotions is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, get set. Now don't let the punctuation throw ya off on this one. What proverb does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Wear a prod, hand oil the mild.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Wear a prod, hand oil the mild." [beat] "I'll tell ya, I haven't had a good hand oiling in quite a while."
===Hints===
It's about discipline…
… and about punishment.
It's also about spoiled brats.
===Hints Reading===
"First hint, it's about discipline."
"It's about discipline and punishment."
"It's also about spoiled brats."
"C'mon, c'mon."
===Answer Quote===
"Uh, OK. Now th- just [unfolding paper] so there's no confusion here," [grasping paper] uh-" [inhales] "We at YOU DON'T KNOW JACK® do not necessarily advocate the use of physical discipline. This puzzle is intended exclusively for entertainment purposes only."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"It seems that you don't understand you must discipline a child."
===Key Words===
spare, spaire, spair, spar, sare, soare, spoiar, spear
the, da, teh, th, te
rod, rid, rodd, sod, tod
and, &, adn, adm, amd, anf, nad
spoil, spiol, spoile, soil, siol
the, teh, te , th, da
child, cidlk, cildf, cld, cild, chaoid, chidl
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