Deathberries are FUN!!!

Vinegarpelt LOVED deathberries. He snacked on them by the pound. He ate gallons of Deathberry Juice (Trademark!). One day, Vinegarpelt decided to host a deathberry-eating contest. Seventy-two jammers entered and all were poisoned in the contest. Vinegarpelt couldn't understand why nobody else liked deathberries. He decided to use an x-ray scan from Nachopelt to see if there was anything wrong. There was. He had a GIZZARD!!!! The old rabbit walked by and put a curse on Vinegarpelt. He was now a pigeon. So he could fly, but he grew another gizzard! So now he could eat deathberries by the TRUCKLOAD!!! He called for deathberries to be put into Mentos trucks going across Appondale. Unfortunately, there was a terrible collision with a Diet Coke truck.
TBC!!
Category:Unfinished Stories
Category:Comedy
Category:Short stories