Leslie Lingberg

Leslie Lingberg is a character role-played by Nidas.
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== About ==
Leslie Ling has a pathological need to win. His solipsistic definition of truth means he's more concerned with undermining others than constructing coherent or cogent arguments. He has a hatred for Chinese people, but also sometimes disguises himself as a Chinese Doctor named, Dr. Mr. Chow. He is extremely petty and will meticulously plan crimes/acts of revenge, however, he severely messes up when his plans come to fruition.
As opposed to many citizens in Los Santos, Ling has not had his memory wiped, keeping his infiltration skills and knowing what everyone were like in their previous life. Currently he is the owner of Premium Deluxe Motorsport, which makes him one of the most powerful men in the city by its own merit.
== Early Life (Origins)==
Leslie Lingberg was originally born in South Korea but eventually broke into the borders of North Korea where he lived there in the mountains till the age of 12. He was raised in the forest by wolves. Raised by 3 wolves 2 black ones and a white one. One day he jumped into a big truck where it took him down to the harbor, they put him into a shipping container and that is how he arrived in Los Santos. YouTube Clip
==New Associates==
Leslie has been a close associate of Robert Spowylamywanowski and Pillbis, engaging in countless antics with them and forming a gang called The Nut Boys while on a fishing trip with them through a blood pact. The gang's main goal is to take down the international terrorist known as Mark White, who has been a stone in the groups side for most of their life, trying to ruin Robert's life and employment. Robert is friend with three of Leslies personas, not knowing all of them are Leslie, running to Leslie to solve most of his problems. As such Leslie has taken a role as Robert's mentor and guardian, using his amazing ability of infiltration and espionage to keep him safe.
== Notable Incidents==
===The Four Tee issue===
Robert, having trust issues with his best friend Pilbis, tries to make it into Four Tee's friends list ranking higher than Pilbis, with the hope she would tell Robert what Pilbis thinks of him behind his back. Unaware of Four Tee's mental state and issues, he ends up asking Four Tee for favors, which is something you should never do. After doing so, he asks Leslie for help to fix the issue, which ultimately ends up with Pilbis having to choose between Four Tee and The Nut Boys, with Four Tee declaring that Pilbis can choose them but no matter what she will make sure she is Pillbis' only friend.
===The Table===
During a heartfelt moment, The Nut Boys shared their deepest darkest secrets with each other, with Leslie coming close to revealing his identity as a master of disguise but never actually doing it, he bonds with the group by sharing with them how he got HIV and has botched his own circumcision, making him an eunuch. Besides Salem, The Nut Boys are the closest to knowing Leslie's true identity.
===The DAILY NUT===
During a secret meeting of The Nut Boys they decided they needed to fight news with news and brain stormed a idea to combat Mark White (code name the Nutcracker). And “The Daily Nut; Nutting but news” was formed. The first idea they came up with was shockingly to film a fake video framing Mark White of running over a cripple portrayed by Robert Spowylamywanowski. After doing so - and grieviously injuring Robert in the process - Robert ends his shift as night manager, completely unaware that the last person he served that day was The Nutcracker himself. Leslie, feeling progress is being made at a pace to slow for his satisfaction, decides to take the reins, and sets on a mission to find the elusive Mark White and learn more about them.
==New Business Ventures==
On June 19th, 2021, Leslie Lingberg, Lang Buddha, Dean Watson, and Harry Brown went to City Hall to meet up with Judge Buck Stanton and Mayor Denzel Williams about starting new businesses. All were approved.
#Cerberus (Investment Company)
#LingCorp Mining (Mining Company)
#Billboard Erectus (Billboard Building Company)
#Toll's R Us (Toll Booth Company)
==Aliases==
Dr Mr Chow
Dr Mr Chow is a Chinese doctor that Leslie sometimes utilizes to get access to medical records etc, people would note expect Leslie to go undercover Chinese hence how Dr Chow was born.
Harold Baxter
Harold Baxter is a Cambridge Lawyer graduate with a masters in business. Considered by many the top expert on corporate law.
Tic Tack
Tic Tack is from Mexico, having a very poor upbringing led him to use gangbanging as a mean to keep food on the table for the family, especially his abuelita who he would do anything for.
Bill "The Hunter" Corndouglas
In opposition to his nickname, that should actually be "the witcher", The Hunter has encyclopedic knowledge about forces beyond our own realm and as such his main objective is to protect humanity by sending these mythical beings back to wherever they came from.
==Relationships==
Friends
Robert Spowylamywanowski
Robert can be considered one of Leslie's best friends, depending on Leslie without Robert ever even as much as showing willingness to repay or having the ability to. He is Leslie's protégé and a founding member of The Nut Boys.
Pilbis Shonly
Leslie has rubbed off quite a lot on Pilbis, with him taking his first footsteps in infiltration and espionage. Even though he has a tendency to fail, he seems to be somehow skilled on this matter, leading validity to Leslie's claim that Pilbis was his long-lost son. He is Leslie's protégé and a founding member of The Nut Boys.
Salem Barghouthi
Salem is Leslie's employee in Premium Deluxe Motorsport and his most trusted confidant. Extremely loyal and reliable, and a man with a heart of gold, he is the only person that is aware of Leslie's knack for disguises, infiltration and espionage.
==Enemies==
Paris Argo
Leslie sees Paris as a hooker only trying to take advantage of Robert Spowylamywanowski's money and status. Much of Mark White's consists of Robert and Paris in suspicious intimate activity. An ace card handed to The Nutcracker by Paris.
==Arch-rival==
Mark White
Mark White do the same thing in two different worlds, they are the yin to the other's yang. While Leslie shows loyalty to family and friends Mark White's only lies with money. He somehow keeps getting footage of Leslie in situations where he's compromised yet no one in seems to know what he looks like. Them being the two best Intelligence gatherers in the city bar none while their loyalties stand in polar moral opposites - can only have one outcome.
==Quotes==
*"It’s just business."
*"Nothing personal, just business."
*"Risten up, moddefakkes"
*"Big Scoop"
*"No. Not true. Your wong."
*"No roose ends."
*"We are fighting a war against bitches, so we must be pimps. Goodnight."
*"Everyone is replaceable."
==Trivia==
*Ling is very intelligent, vindictive, and petty.
*Nearly died due to a botched kidney transplant.
*His HIV kidney was transplanted into Chips Ahoy.
*Chips Ahoy was the second person he intentionally infected with HIV.
*Often confused with Sun Moon.
*Ling hates the Chinese.
*Ling's favorite franchise films are Agent Cody Banks, Spy Kids, and Lethal Weapon.
*Leslie paid Siz Fulker to infect Sonya Summers with HIV.
==Gallery==
File:Roflgator Feb 8th 2021 Leslei Lingberg Supertime CEO 4.png|2021
Palpatin Leslie Lingberg.jpg|Leslie with Lang2021
Cerberusint2.jpg|Meeting at the new Cerberus Business Center
Screenshot (2506).png|Cerberus heads with their top executives
Zoogentry1.png|Evicting ZooMafia from The Gentry
Screenshot (2679).png|Lecturing at CERB-CONMarch 16, 2022
Lang Buddha Leslie Lingberg.jpg|Leslie and Lang inside Rooster's RetreatMar 2023
Project sinatra-2023-05-02.png|Prototype space shuttle for Project SinatraMay 2, 2023
CutCerberus.png|Tempest Sanctuary Church
Cerberus meeting-2023-08-03.png|Thursday meeting in the Cerberus Business CenterAugust 3, 2023