TheEnglishAssassin

TEA is one of the dangest fine members of Barmble Karbuckle's House.
Ya got yaself down? Then heck if I don't know someone whose gonna cheer you up. It's her. Did I make that clear enough? IDK man this is my first wiki page.
==The Pillow Fort==
TEA is the founder and leader of The Pillow Fort, a fort designed to hunker down in during Chat's more... hostile and massacre-y times. 
As the name implies, it is made of and constructed out of pillows. It is composed of two thicker outer walls that contain the Keep and inner workings of the fort. The Keep is the most heavily fortified area, with walls that are 3.5 pillows thick, ain't nothing getting through that. 
There are no battle stations on the fort as it is designed to be a welcoming place, however if one of The Corrupted members of chat attempt to join, they will get a swift boot to the keister and ejected posthaste. 
Tom has been known to help run the fort as well, along side TEA.
Features of the fort include, but are not limited to;
* Top of the line air conditioning
* Top of the line reverse air conditioning.
* A gift bag for everyone who hunkered down, containing a pillow keychain and three candy bars.
* Foam swords for those going back out into this, harsh, cruel, world.
* Temporary BarrMotes tattoos for the truly adventurous.
==Facts that aren't named Jack==
* Is chat's unofficial team mom.
* One time she benched 830 lbs, with only one hand PogChamp.
* She has a foam mod sword!
* A prolific user of the emote, BIGFROG. She has lead many FROG revolutions against other spam chat contributions.
* Has been to all but two of Brengle's streams, that's hecca impressive.
* She likes delays and cancellations.
* she teach small humanoids
* Holy crap she has a lovely voice, literally Disney tier.
* Please refer to her as 'Snugglecakes'
==Quotes not made on boats==
* "I’ve looked up to everyone since I was 14 because I’m short"
* "Yeah, Bee + Egg = Beej"
* "oh. Oh that looks like a bum hole mysteries are coming out of"
* "I have fast and fat thumbs"
* "its a sand penis"
* "marquis was trying to say you were as deep as a kiddie pool and you ignored him for like twenty minutes"
* "I volunteer to be murdered"
* "Necco wafers can f*ck off"
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