Two for One Hot Dogs

"Two for One Hot Dogs" is the second segment of the seventh episode of the Disney Channel animated series, Kiff.
==Synopsis==
Kiff and Barry spiral when they learn their best days are behind them.
==Plot==
Kiff and Barry have bought hot dogs from the hot dog stand in the park, as the stand is selling two hot dogs for the price of one. After eating their hot dogs, they see a billboard advertising the two-for-one deal with the slogan "It doesn't get better than this!" Kiff and Barry take the slogan literally and begin pondering whether their lives have indeed peaked. They try having fun at the carnival to prove the slogan wrong, but still feel unsatisfied. Frustrated, they return to the hot dog stand, where they steal a pack of buns and destroy it in a fit of rage.
Helen overhears Kiff and Barry saying how they regret having eaten the hot dogs, so she offers to perform a time-reverse spell for them in exchange for them agreeing to say the catchphrase "Helen's up" whenever they see her. Helen performs the spell, but it stops reversing time before it can undo the moment Kiff and Barry ate the hot dogs. Believing that their lives have peaked, the two pack their belongings and move to the Dusty Acres Retirement Home to live out the rest of their days.
That night, Kiff and Barry cannot get to sleep, as a noisy party is happening outside. After initially trying to ignore the party, they both eventually admit that they want to live normally again and head outside, where they are shocked to see that the party is being thrown by the retirement home's elderly residents. While partying, Kiff and Barry suddenly recall the hot dogs and become disillusioned again, but just as they are about to leave the party, they see that one of the partygoers is the model from the billboard, who is having a great time. Kiff and Barry realize that they were foolish to have taken the billboard so seriously, and that they are still capable of having fun after all.
==Cast==
*Kimiko Glenn as Kiff Chatterley
*H. Michael Croner as Barry Buns
*Lucy Heavens as Helen and Baby Turtle
*Nic Smal as Greg
*??? as Other Barry
*??? as Gayle
==Songs==
*"Rage"
*"It Don't Get Better Than This"
==Trivia==
*Opening Sponsor: Fran's Franks
**The title card itself is seen as a billboard in the background.
*The songs were left completely undubbed in the Cantonese dub, the Chinese Mandarin dub, and the Taiwanese Mandarin dub.
*Allison Craig, Drew Applegate, Kent Osborne, Lucy Heavens, Nic Smal, and Niko Guardia's names were seen as credits on a Saul Snart: Mole Cop poster in Kiff's bedroom.
**Saul Snart: Mole Cop itself is an obvious parody of the 2009 film .
== International Premieres ==
* May 10, 2023 (Australia & New Zealand) (Disney+)
* May 24, 2023 (Portugal, Angola, Mozambique)
* May 28, 2023 (Spain, Andorra, Equatorial Guinea)
* June 7, 2023 (Brazil & Latin America) (Disney+)
** September 19, 2023 (Brazil & Latin America) (Disney Channel)
* June 14, 2023 (South Korea) (Disney+)
* August 28, 2023 (Israel)
* August 29, 2023 (Africa, Arab World, Greece & Cyprus, Baltic States, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia, Slovenia)
* September 12, 2023 (Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg)
** September 17, 2023 (France & Monaco, Switzerland, Haiti, French Guiana, French Polynesia, Guadeloupe, Martinique, New Caledonia, Saint Barthélemy, Saint Martin, Saint Pierre & Miquelon, Wallis & Futuna)
** April 6, 2024 (Quebec)
* October 10, 2023 (Bulgaria, Romania & Moldova, Poland, Czech Republic & Slovakia, Hungary)
* December 2, 2023 (Japan)
==External links==
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Category:Kiff episodes