Mrs. Puff's Disgraced Husband

Mrs. Puff's Disgraced Husband is an NKC short written by Locknloaded23, for the series NKC Penis Shorts. It released April 23rd, 2022.
== Plot ==
Mrs. Puff visits Krabs in Prison.
== Script ==
(Fade to a visitor’s booth inside a jail; Krabs walks over and sits down on the seat, and sighs)
Krabs: Man, I don’t know why I even bother coming to this “visitor hour” shit. No one ever visits me. Well, I suppose it beats the old jail cell. Plus, these seats are comfortable. 
(Krabs spins around in his seat, when an officer suddenly grabs the back of it, making Krabs fly into the window) 
Krabs: Hey, what the fuck is the matter with you??
Officer: Krabs, you need to stop coming to these damn visiting centers. No one ever visits you.
Krabs: Yeah? Well, who’s gonna stop me?
(The Officer hits Krabs really hard with his baton, making Krabs dizzy)
Krabs: Okay… Point taken…
Officer 2: Uh, actually, Krabs, you have a visitor.
Krabs: Whuh… REALLY?
Officer 2: Yeah, she says she’s your wife, or something.
Krabs: Wife? I don’t have a wife, except for- (Sudden realization) Oh fuck…
(The doors open as Krabs watches in fear as Mrs. Puff stomps over to the booth and furiously picks up the phone; Krabs slowly picks up his)
Krabs: Uh, hello, Puff…
Mrs. Puff. Krabs. Do you mind telling me, WHY you are in prison, and WHY you never even told me. I thought you people had phone calls.
Krabs: Yeah, uh, we, uh, did… But I called SpongeBob with it.
Mrs. Puff: You called SPONGEBOB??? Instead of your WIFE?????
Krabs: Well, when you put it like THAT, it does sound harsh.
Mrs. Puff: Why are you even IN jail??? I thought you were only moving here for a few months!
Krabs: Yeah, well, stuff happened, and now I’m here.
Mrs. Puff: Can you at least tell me how long you’ll be here?
Krabs: 5 years.
Mrs. Puff: 5 years??? The fuck did you do?????? 
Krabs: Puff, you really don’t wanna know how I got here.
Mrs. Puff: No, I do. 
Krabs: Uh… You sure?
Mrs. Puff: Yes, I’m sure.
Krabs: Okay, so… did you hear about the riots that went down in this town?
Mrs. Puff: It was all over the news, of course I did.
Krabs: Well… I… (Whispers into phone)
(Puff is so disgusted at what she hears, she vomits onto the floor)
Krabs: Hey, you insisted I tell you! Did you not insist I tell you??
Mrs. Puff: Just, forget it, enjoy jail, I’m gonna go take a nice hot shower.
(Puff hangs the phone up as she walks away with a nauseous look on her face)
Krabs: Well, that went better than expected.
(End)
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