The Grand Tweet

The Grand Tweet is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off characterized by its short posts and fast pacing. Its first two rounds both ended in less than an hour each.
==Characters==
*The Abrupt: The game's Grandmaster.
*Al Langford (Pinary): A small-town mechanic with a robotic arm.
*Trator (Schazer): A seven foot tall, reflective lizard.
*Aquarius Solum (Dragon Fogel): A bottle of water. DEAD
*Gary (g0m): A coffee machine with legs. DEAD
*Doctor Moira Lain (Ixcalibur): An electric ghost.
*Esthkart (Wojjan): A gargoyle.
*William Dryfe (Lord Paradise): A pretentious poet.
*Coco (Lisawags): A Coconut. DEAD
==Rounds==
#Apartments: An apartment complex. After a brief skirmish Gary spilt coffee in Aquarius' bottle and boiled him alive.
#Dessert Land: A land made of candy. Battlers gorged themselves and then pursued each other. Dryfe feasted upon Coco's milk.
#Beardate: An MSPAFA Round. After some murders and elopement Lain started lightning storm. Greg stuck by same then died. Poet was sad.
#Heaven: The Cameos Round. A stereotypical heaven. Incomplete
Category:Non-Canon Battles