21st dead century

meet dave he likes youtube poops and kanye west music video power and ice cream and kittens he likes doing mean things to people until a big safe camed flying and it crushed his skull and killing him instanly he didnt wake up he broke everything in his body and bled to death causing his horrible death but everyone was happy he was dead doggerel quote:dave was meanie who liked dumb things so a safe camed in and cracked him real good bye bye dave