Beta Riverside Station (Unused) - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"Beta Riverside Station (Unused) - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door" is a high quality rip of the unused track "Beta Riverside Station" from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
== Jokes ==
At the start, "8-bit Mario" from the advertised game plays alongside a pipe sound effect. After which, various sources are mashed up and/or pitch-shifted to the advertised track. As well as that, a beat similar to the one used for Zakk James' Drake songs is added to the rip.
Time 	Joke 	Source
0:04 	"It's a me, Mario." 	Daniel-UK from ttsdemo.com
0:05 	"Oh my god, Super Mario? What are you doing here?" 	Family Guy, "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
0:07 	"Hello Mario" 	The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape
0:08 	"Rocketeer" 	Far East Movement ft. Ryan Tedder
0:09 	"I'm on a mission to save the princess from the evil King Bowser. But first, allow me to bust a nut."	Daniel-UK from ttsdemo.com
0:15 	"Beta" 	Jesse Lee Peterson
0:17, 0:23, 0:29, 0:36, 0:55, 1:07, 1:14	"Jeremy (TheQuartering) pees on his basement floor (August 17, 2020)" 	Virusanity
0:20, 0:33, 0:48, 1:10 	"Ben Shapiro Reacts to "WAP" by Cardi B!" 	Ben Shapiro
0:23, 0:36, 1:14 	Jeremy Hambley (The Quartering) - My wife went out for pizza without me 	Smc_
0:27, 0:39, 1:14 	"I'm gonna come" 	Donald Trump
0:42 	"I did not fuck my dog." Jordan Peterson deepfake 	Vocodes
0:45 	Tucker Carlson saying "Exploding Milk Porn" 	FOX News Live
0:52 	"Putin mentioned the N word!" 	Donald Trump
0:53 	"Nerf This!" 	ChelHellbunny
0:54 	various stock children laughing/cheering sounds 	N/A
1:18 	"WOW" 	
1:18 	"WOW" 	Parodius
1:21 	"Anal sex" 	???
Category:Mashups
Category:Medley rips
Category:Rips with pitch-shifting
Category:Rips featuring Ground Theme
Category:Rips featuring Family Guy
Category:Rips featuring Nerf This!
Category:Rips featuring MOTHER