Hammerhead Floppa

Category: Retard
Category: SUS
Category: Idiot
	this page is very funny, contains funny stuff. please laugh
(His brain is small)Reason: Funny cussing haha	
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Reason: Mentions of 9/11, Illegal Drug use, committing Sex offenses on a minor
"Hammer Head Floppa is what happens when you give a kid drugs" - Gaymer245245
“One shudders to imagine what infloppan thoughts lie behind that head… if it’s even a Floppa at all. If it even have empathy. If at all it can sense what’s it doing, if it knows that’s it even alive…”- AMaxIdoit
"goofy ahh floppa 💀" - StripedKat21
its not that im mad cause its there these things happen im mad because your making it out to be a good thing - shrek the man e04
== Early Life? ==
this vile creature was born on September 11th, 1984 (literally 1984) and this is for all of those white women who WANTS TO FUCK A SHARK. Do not fuck a hammerhead, or your baby is going to look like this and it will have ligma. What’s ligma? Ligma balls (please laugh), and it will have the case of a skill issue in ligma balls shooter 
== Teen Years ==
On his 11th birthday, he went to big floppy middle school. The reason he looks like a hammerhead shark is because his mom actively smoked while he she was pregnant with him, which gave him tumors. I'm fucking starving because my wife left me, EMILY COME BACK TO ME I'M SORRY FOR DROP KICKING TIMMY PLEASE AND PLEASE GIVE BACK MY BALLS ITS NNN. PLEASE COME BACK I WONT LOCK YOU IN MY BASEMENT PLEASE.
== Adult Years ==
You know what happen on 9/11/2001 he was getting a burger inside the twin tower when a plane hit in killing him. no just joking he flew a plane into it but survived somehow. okay anyways he kill 2,996 people LOL WHAT BOZOS HAHAHAHA IMAGINE DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO HAHAHAHAHA QUICK DEATH GRANDMA THOSE COOKIES SUCKED. Not only that but he managed to somehow while hanging on, got in Airlines Flight 77 hijacked it again and FLEW IT INTO THE PENTAGON, but luckily for us he died. JUST KIDDING. HE LIVED. And then committed a lot of crimes. Including having sex with a minor LOL MINOR DESERVED IT, HAMMERHEAD IS BASED GIGACHAD LOL, MINOR KILLED HIMSELF LOL L BOZO
== Crimes ==
These include but not limited to
* Abusive Sexual Contact
* Aggravated Assault/Battery
* Aggravated Sexual Abuse
*Airplane Hijacking 
*Antitrust
*Arson
* Murder
*Sexual Assault of a minor
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