LB-09

Unit LB-09, or simply LB-09, is a very large Enforcer Klak. He is notable for his incongruous methods of dealing with wrongdoers. He frequents the Thirsty Zuma Saloon and is responsible for many captures (or on-the-spot executions) of various wanted criminals there, as well as the many large scorch marks on the floor from said executions.
==Quotes and scenes==
===At the Blue Inferno bar===
LB-09 takes a hold of the giant keg, opens his mouth plate, and pours the contents in. "Ah, that hit the spot" he said, emitting a great flaming burp. Various charred bugs are seen dropping from the air.
===Also at the Blue Inferno bar===
Unit LB-09 watches as a rather shady character wanders into the bar. Almost immediately he walks into the barrel of LB-09's cannon, and is vaporized instantly with a single blast. "Wanted for 28 murders. You've been terminated, b****," he said, twirling the rifle through the air.
===Random antics===
Unit LB-09 frolics about in the background while nobody is watching, then stands there all serious when they do look.
===Nanaki fails at flirting===
Nanaki had attempted to flirt with a dangerous bounty hunter, Shaola Dinnine, at the Blue Inferno bar.
Nanaki's mood changed, quickly. He reaches back, setting the empty glass down gently. "I'm... sorry to bother you." He would say softly to the female, before getting up and moving back over to sit with Jer.
Jerionis Bridgeport gives a slightly metallic sigh of relief. "What did I say, Nanaki? She's bad news."
Nanaki shakes his head, "She's wonderful. It's me, that's the problem."
Jerionis Bridgeport gives him the :| look.
Unit LB09 stares. "Might I recommend an upgrade?" hands Nanaki a self-help book.
Nanaki eyes LB with a very odd look, "Wat..."
Unit LB-09 flips through the booklet. "This ancient tome of wisdom can get one his 'groove' back"
===Commercials===
A commercial about an unevenly-matched wrestling tournament starts playing, featuring a scrawny female Yaroca going against a ceiling-high mech. "Some very one-sided wrestling...hey, I think I went to high school with that guy."
==OOC==
The character is played by Orion Mureaux.
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