Matt Damon

Matt Damon is an American actor and earthworm best known for his roles in "Invictus" and "The Defarted", he is not only a well-known actor but also an environmentalist (not unlike his archenemy Leonardo DiCaprio, both of whom have been arrested numerous times for picking physical fights with each other out in public. Despite this, he supports WarioWare Fart Containment (which actually become popular AFTER Hajime Kunihiro Dies was released). Matt was shot in the head in 2009 but returned from The Cauldron of Evil in 2011.
==Known For==
Damon is most well known for his movie roles in "Invictus", an overlong sports movie about Nelson Mandela (not to be confused with the equally respectable Morgan Freeman), and "The Defarted", a movie about cops versus criminals, or, as the Bostonians would say, "cawps versis criminalls".
In 1997, Matt received a polite letter from Tomoki Sawamura who was informing him that he might need to pay his electrical bill soon (she was his neighbor at the time and noticed the issues with electricity in Damon's house). Matt, after having a particularly bad binge drinking day, wrote the following quote in response that, to this day, is open for intense debate:
Sawamura never responded, but instead sent rats to invade the walls of his home. The plan seemed to work out in ruining Damon's life for about half a week, before he decided he could just move in to Leonardo DiCaprio's house which was coincidentally across the street.
==Aftermath ==
Matt Damon, if you're here and you're still reading this, you're a REALLY good sport.
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