Motorized Autonomous Fonta Vending Machine: Modified

Motorized Autonomous Fonta Vending Machine: Modified is a Furnishing item that can be used in the Serenitea Pot.
The Motorized Autonomous Fonta Vending Machine: Modified is obtainable from the Rag and Bone Shop, Fortress of Meropide.
==Furnishing Sets==
==Dialogue==
The machine name is written as MAFVMM.
;(Interact with the machine)
:MAFVMM: Here this "Motorized Autonomous Fonta Vending Machine: Modified" silently sits. To all appearances, it would seem no different from any other Fonta Vending Machine.
:MAFVMM: However, your instincts tell you that things are not quite that simple...
: Use the machine...
::MAFVMM: Common logic would dictate that one must insert Mora equivalent to the price of at least one bottle of Fonta in order to operate it, nor will the machine provide change should you insert too much.
::MAFVMM: But as we are within the Realm Within, then according to Tubby, the materials used by this machine to produce Fonta are all from adeptal energy.
::MAFVMM: So, you can use this Fonta Vending Machine for free...
:: Refreshing Fonta!
:::MAFVMM: Gears grind and components collide! As the gas and liquid being blended at high speeds within causes the machine to tremble and quiver, it lets out a soft rumble, as though cheering in celebration.
:::MAFVMM: Not long after, a bottle of "Fonta: Classic" appears in the vending machine's product dispenser.
:::MAFVMM: You polish off the entire bottle in a single great swig, and experience the unique sweetness of Fonta with a fleeting sense of satisfaction, but it seems as if something is not quite right.
:::MAFVMM: Unlike Tubby's meticulously brewed tea, the aftertaste of the Fonta seems to disappear quite quickly.
:::MAFVMM: Is it because all the ingredients used by the machine are simulated by adeptal energy? It is as though you drank something, yet didn't...
:::MAFVMM: Or perhaps if you give Tubby more actual bottles of Fonta, and allow her to sample more of this exotic drink, she will be able to use adeptal energy to create a more authentic reproduction.
:: Forget it...
:::MAFVMM: The machine produces a sighing rumble, as though asking you "Is this really torelable?"
:::MAFVMM: But the machine cannot jump up and pour a bottle of Fonta down your throat all on its own.
:::MAFVMM: So not long after, the machine calms, its agitated motion ceasing, and it enters a sullen silence.
: Listen to the machine...
::MAFVMM: You gently press your ear to the side of the machine, and hear only the clamor of the internal machinery operating ceaselessly, but it seems as though something is amiss...
::MAFVMM: Listening even more carefully, your ears discern amongst the noise what seems to be an instrument of Liyue sowing discord among the harmony with low tones and dissonant melodies.
::MAFVMM: Perhaps Tubby set up a mechanism to play music in order to cover up the noise of the machine, but the mechanism was damaged...
::MAFVMM: Or perhaps, this machine originally never made noise when operating?
: Provoke the machine...
::MAFVMM: The Fonta Vending Machine completely ignores your provocations.
::MAFVMM: Because it is only a Fonta Vending Machine, and does not have the same detection systems as Gardemeks installed, it lacks "eyes" with which to see the world it inhabits.
::MAFVMM: Of course, it also lacks a "brain" with which to process information, so even if it had seen what you did, it would not have been angry.
::MAFVMM: Though, if you think about it, perhaps if it did have "ears" and a "brain," then might it not develop affection towards some customers, and give them a discount?
::MAFVMM: But a discount here would be meaningless. After all, this machine has an obligation to provide you with free drinks.
::MAFVMM: On the off chance a Fonta vending machine with "eyes" and a "brain" slipped out, and Fonta was released into the wider realm, causing all the animals within the Realm Within to become addicted to the drink...
::MAFVMM: Sweet drinks are harmful to the health of many animals, and they would not be able to operate the machine themselves... Fights would break out between the animals over the limited amount of Fonta, and it would cause quite a headache.
::MAFVMM: From this perspective, it is probably a good thing that this machine did not respond to your provocations...
: Thrash the machine...
::MAFVMM: The Fonta Vending Machine has done nothing wrong, but when faced with this large, rectangular, steel-skinned machine, you seem to remember a rumor oft whispered in the streets and alleys to Fontaine—
::MAFVMM: "If a machine malfunctions, just whack it a couple of times, it always works wonders!"
::MAFVMM: So, when a machine hasn't malfunctioned, if you whack it a few times, then perhaps the effect will be even more spectacular?
::MAFVMM: Armed with this ironclad logic, you pack just the perfect amount of power into a punch and give the machine a good thrashing.
::MAFVMM: Unexpectedly, a bottle of "Fonta: Classic" appears in the product dispenser. It seems to be no different from that which is produced when using the machine normally...
:: Refreshing Fonta!
:::MAFVMM: You polish off the entire bottle in a single great swig, and experience the unique sweetness of Fonta with a fleeting sense of satisfaction, but it seems as if something is not quite right.
:::MAFVMM: Unlike ordinary bottles of "Fonta Classic," this bottle seems to be overflowing with carbonation, and the tingling sensation in your throat rushes to your head.
:::MAFVMM: You clearly were enjoying a sweet drink, yet the experience is akin to having gulped some chilled Jueyun Chili juice down.
:::MAFVMM: Clearly, the thrashing you gave it before has taken effect. But the promised spectacular surprise might be difficult for ordinary drink aficionados to appreciate fully.
:::MAFVMM: At this time, you seem to recall the powerful sentiment expressed by an employee at a clockwork workshop when dealing with a particularly problematic product:
:::MAFVMM: "My word, a machine that can actually throw a tantrum!"
:: Never mind...
:::MAFVMM: The machine lets out a low, scoffing sound, as though miffed about some marvelous show missed.
:::MAFVMM: You aren't sure why, but this sound seems to have given you the perfect chance to give it another good thrashing...
: Comfort the machine...
::MAFVMM: Just what kind of troubles could a Fonta Vending Machine possibly have? All it needs to do is accept customers' currency and produce product. It need not worry about the provenance of said currency or the drinks, and its work is uncommonly simple.
::MAFVMM: It also needn't concern itself with being paid wages, or paying for food, shelter, and clothing, nor can any of the pressure and problems that beset our lives overwhelm it.
::MAFVMM: Perhaps the worries and problems of any adventurer... No, any common citizen of Teyvat, are all far greater than those of this machine.
::MAFVMM: Perhaps its only complaint is merely that "a life that never changes gets a bit boring."
::MAFVMM: When you think of it like that, perhaps it wouldn't be a bad idea to strap the machine to your back and take it on a journey.
::MAFVMM: Not only would the machine get to experience a fascinating, varied life, but it could also help hydrate you while on the road...
::MAFVMM: Considering its sturdy constitution, perhaps you could use it as a ranged weapon — even defeat your opponents with a single throw?
::MAFVMM: But considering the matter even more carefully, the Mora obtained from defeating a single enemy would almost certainly not offset the cost of all the hundreds and thousands of bottles of Fonta that this machine could produce.
::MAFVMM: So it would, in truth, be a tremendous waste to use it as a thrown weapon.
::MAFVMM: Not to mention the question of whether it could still produce Fonta anytime, anywhere after having left the Realm Within and the supply of adeptal energy therein...
::MAFVMM: Carrying it everywhere during your journey would also increase the amount of energy you expend to travel, far beyond the quantity of which drinking a few bottles of Fonta could replenish.
::MAFVMM: After considering the pros and cons quite carefully, you conclude it is best to allow the machine to simply stay here in peace and quiet.
: Politely take your leave...
::MAFVMM: The Fonta Vending Machine does not say farewell to you. Perhaps it thinks that you'll be back, sooner or later.
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