The King's Unreasonable Demands

The King's Unreasonable Demands is a YTP video made by SwishFilmsinc, uploaded on August 11, 2008.
==Plot==
Lord Kiro talks to the King, that he have found Duke Onkled the traitor.
==Transcript==
:Lord Kiro: Here's the traitor, Your Majesty!
:Duke Onkled: Please, Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
:King Harkinian: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you've scrubbed all of me, then after you've rubbed oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat shit, then you can take mah boi to dinner.
:Link: Great!
:King Harkinian: Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies.
:Zelda: But Father, what if-
:King Harkinian: Then, after you react syrup full of Bart's shooey strap, then you can help me pee in the morning, then after you go on a diet, then you can... then you can... Hmm. Help?
:Link: Eat an Octorok cock!
:King Harkinian: Then you can...
:Zelda: Go fuck yourself!
:King Harkinian: Then you can...
:Link: Do the duckwalk!
:King Harkinian: Then you can...
:Gwonam: Beat off and come onto Ganon's beautiful face!
[Beat, Link] 
[Beat, King Harkinian] 
[Beat, Zelda] 
[Beat, Ganon]
:King Harkinian: Then after you've pleased all the plumbers in the Mushroom Kingdom, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away!
:Lord Kiro: Yes, my liege!
:Duke Onkled: Gulp!
[Time card "One Month Later" is shown. Mario and Luigi enter the Mushroom Kingdom.]
:Bowser: [laughing]
:Mario: Nice of Duke Onkled to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
:Luigi: I hope he made something spicy.
:Mario: Luigi, look! It's from Duke Onkled! "Dear beautiful plumbers, I'm going to fuck you and please you with cum. I can't wait for mercy and cum!" We gotta... [coughing] Hey, you! Get off of my penis!
:Duke Onkled: Please, Mario, have me!
:Mario: No?
:Duke Onkled: Please!
:Mario: No? Duke Onkled is one of those gays.
:Luigi: Well, maybe Duke Onkled will make us a picnic if we fuck him.
[Time card "Later Still" is shown.]
:Lord Kiro: The traitor's once again, Your Majesty!
:Duke Onkled: Please, Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
Will Duke Onkled receive mercy from the King? Find out in Part 2. Part 2
:King Harkinian: Mercy?
:Duke Onkled: Yes!
:King Harkinian & Zelda: [laughing]
:Zelda: Fuck me, Father!
:King Harkinian: Sure.
==Trivia==
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