Mermaid Man Fanon Wiki

Mermaid Man Fanon Wiki is the debut episode of the spin-off series Fame & Fanon, releasing April 15th 2022, and being written by Locknloaded23.
==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick write a Mermaid Man fanfiction.
==Script==
(Episode begins with a fade-in of SpongeBob and Patrick at SpongeBob’s house, watching TV)
SpongeBob: You ready for Mermaid Man, Patrick?
r tonight’s Patrick: I’m always ready! I haven’t taken a shit all week in preparation for this! A new episode is always a treat!
SpongeBob: New episode?
Patrick: Uh, this is a new episode, right?
SpongeBob: Patrick, it’s a rerun.
Patrick: Oh. (pauses) I apologize in advance for what I am about to do. (Runs offscreen)
(fade to SpongeBob sitting on the couch, bored, when Patrick walks in)
SpongeBob: Patrick, what the hell were you doing? You’ve been gone for 45 minutes.
Patrick: You’ll find out in due time, my friend. 
SpongeBob: But I want to know NOW.
Patrick: No you don’t. Trust me, you seriously don’t.
SpongeBob: Whatever. (Sniffs in) Jesus, what’s that smell?
Patrick: ANYWAY, did I miss Mermaid Man?
SpongeBob: No, it comes on in a few minutes!
Patrick: Hallelujah! 
TV Announcer: And now, it’s time for Mermaid Man-
(SpongeBob and Patrick gasp in excitement)
TV Announcer: To be canceled, to make room for the newest reality show, Anchovy Adventures!
(SpongeBob and Patrick’s smiles soon turn to shocked frowns)
SpongeBob: No Mermaid Man?
Patrick: Are you… fucking… KIDDING ME?! I HELD IN MY GOD DAMN SHIT FOR A WEEK FOR THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT, AND IT JUST GETS CANCELLED?! FUCKING FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
(Patrick tears SpongeBob’s couch in half cleanly)
SpongeBob: Thanks Patrick, now I have to look for a replacement.
Patrick: (Awkwardly) Oh… sorry.
SpongeBob: (Sighs) It’s fine. I guess. Let’s just lighten the mood by checking out the Mermaid Man forum.
Patrick: Which forum? Cus I’m banned from a majority of them.
SpongeBob: The Fanclub Forum, Patrick!
Patrick: Oh, good.
(SpongeBob goes onto his computer and logs into the Fanclub forum)
SpongeBob: What board should we check out?
Patrick: Why not a board we haven’t visited? Like the 18+ board or something?
SpongeBob: No, trust me, that’s the LAST board you want to visit, man.
Patrick: What could be so bad about it?
SpongeBob: Just, please man, take my word for it. Please.
Patrick: Okay, then… what about the fanfiction board?
SpongeBob: The Fanfiction board? Huh, I forgot that one even existed.
Patrick: Maybe reading Mermaid Man fanfiction will help make up for the cancellation of our favorite show!
(SpongeBob clicks on the board, then clicks on a piece of fanfiction, and he and Patrick begin reading, and after a while they complete it)
SpongeBob: Wow, that was incredible!
Patrick: Yeah, the satisfying ending totally made up for the racist undertones!
SpongeBob: What say we read some more?
Patrick: I’m down if you are, my friend.
(SpongeBob and Patrick spend multiple hours reading more and more fanfiction, until nightfall, where they both are visibly very tired)
SpongeBob: (Tired) That was quite the experience, Patrick… (No response from Patrick) Patrick?
(Patrick is staring blankly, and SpongeBob snaps in front of his face to wake him up)
SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick!
(SpongeBob sighs and slaps Patrick’s face, ending his trance)
Patrick: Ow, man! That hurt!
SpongeBob: Sorry, but you weren’t responding.
Patrick: I’m sorry, I’m just really damn tired.
SpongeBob: What did you think of the fanfiction?
Patrick: It was.. (Yawns loudly) Great.
SpongeBob: Sure was. Now, I think I should head to bed, I got work tomorrow.
Patrick: Now hold on, SpongeBob, I just had an idea.
SpongeBob: Make it quick. I’m really tired.
Patrick: We read all of those fanfictions made by other people, correct?
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: Well… Why don’t we write our own?
SpongeBob: Write our own? Patrick, that’s brilliant! And I suppose I can stay up for a little while longer. So, what should this piece of fanfiction be about?
Patrick: I had one idea…
(SpongeBob and Patrick go to the computer and begin typing together, until the episode fades to an hour later, where they are viewing their masterpiece)
Patrick: Man… that took so… long… I am so tired… I feel I’m about to… fucking collapse…
SpongeBob: (Yawns) Me too… Let’s just publish this thing. Hmmm, what should it be titled?
Patrick: (About to fall asleep) I couldn’t care less, honestly, just title it something and I will get off to bed. See ya, SpongeBob.
(Patrick walks into the door and falls asleep on the floor)
SpongeBob: Eh, he’ll be fine. Now what should I title this? How about… (Typing) “The Super Good… Mermaid Man Adventures… Of Coolitude”? Eh, that’ll do, now off to bed. 
(SpongeBob publishes the fanfiction and tries climbing up his stairs)
SpongeBob: (Offscreen) WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING TOILET?!
(The scene then shows the fanfiction he posted, getting a ton of likes on the forum in a short amount of time as the episode fades to black)
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