WotW: Week 04

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Weak of the Week: Week 04 	Weak of the Week: Week 04
 	
Fassad the Friendly 	Fassad the Friendly
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
What kind of underwear do you have on currently, dear reader? Boxers? Briefs? A Speedo? Going commando, are you? Well, the one thing we know about this Weak of the Week: he's sportin' some tighty whities. Anything else about him? I have no friggin' idea. Fassad the Friendly. Yes, another typo. Though, this time it was most likely intentional. What is it? Well, that's obvious! It seems as though a black abyss has gained sentience and formed into a naked version of the Wal-Mart mascot. DUH! Wipe that smile off your face, I can see through your facade, pervert. You don't want to bring me every day low prices, you want to be this week's WEAK OF THE WEEK!While not a true "Black-Redder" this guy uses the same basic idea of using a black so dark you can't see it along with a single highlight color. But, then again, so does The Punisher. However, The Punisher's outfit isn't designed to make your eyes go directly for his crotch like this guy. What kind of "fassad" is a naked, overly jovial, round headed, completely bald man anyway? I wouldn't let my guard up when I saw that, I would run for the hills. I would honestly be more concerned if it actually turned out to be a joyous bald man in his undies rather than a giant monster in disguise.Roughly 76.4% of characters that populate the Champions Online server are "wacky" joke characters (an actual statistic) like the naked wonder here, who are "random" and "for the lolz." Which translates from idiot to: "I have no personality of my own, so I'll let TV and the Internet fill that in for me!" and "I'm just doing this in a sad attempt to have any form of human interaction, no matter how cheap it is." respectively.Why have so many extra parts, too? Gigantic hands, huge spiked shoulder pads, a gigantic dome helmet and cape all to make a bald, victorious cartoon Jobber on your chest? I don't know why would you resort to visual trickery if you wanted to make a naked guy in his underwear, as it's totally doable with the editor, you weakling. I mean, it's a superhero costume editor after all, they all wear their underwear on the outside.	What kind of underwear do you have on currently, dear reader? Boxers? Briefs? A Speedo? Going commando, are you? Well, the one thing we know about this Weak of the Week: he's sportin' some tighty whities. Anything else about him? I have no friggin' idea. Fassad the Friendly. Yes, another typo. Though, this time it was most likely intentional. What is it? Well, that's obvious! It seems as though a black abyss has gained sentience and formed into a naked version of the Wal-Mart mascot. DUH! Wipe that smile off your face, I can see through your facade, pervert. You don't want to bring me every day low prices, you want to be this week's WEAK OF THE WEEK!While not a true "Black-Redder" this guy uses the same basic idea of using a black so dark you can't see it along with a single highlight color. But, then again, so does The Punisher. However, The Punisher's outfit isn't designed to make your eyes go directly for his crotch like this guy. What kind of "fassad" is a naked, overly jovial, round headed, completely bald man anyway? I wouldn't let my guard up when I saw that, I would run for the hills. I would honestly be more concerned if it actually turned out to be a joyous bald man in his undies rather than a giant monster in disguise.Roughly 76.4% of characters that populate the Champions Online server are "wacky" joke characters (an actual statistic) like the naked wonder here, who are "random" and "for the lolz." Which translates from idiot to: "I have no personality of my own, so I'll let TV and the Internet fill that in for me!" and "I'm just doing this in a sad attempt to have any form of human interaction, no matter how cheap it is." respectively.Why have so many extra parts, too? Gigantic hands, huge spiked shoulder pads, a gigantic dome helmet and cape all to make a bald, victorious cartoon Jobber on your chest? I don't know why would you resort to visual trickery if you wanted to make a naked guy in his underwear, as it's totally doable with the editor, you weakling. I mean, it's a superhero costume editor after all, they all wear their underwear on the outside.
Offences 	Offences
• What is It?• Misspelling• Wacky and Random• Black Redder• Too Many Parts• Pervert 	• What is It?• Misspelling• Wacky and Random• Black Redder• Too Many Parts• Pervert
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Go watch Adult Swim if you want to be "Random" so you can get it out of your system before you go into the character editor. Also, Creativity is not equal to costume editor trickery. If you go in this amazing character editor and all you can come up with is "I'll use the colors to make these parts look like a naked cartoon man" you might want to read a couple of comics to come up with a real idea first before playing. 	Go watch Adult Swim if you want to be "Random" so you can get it out of your system before you go into the character editor. Also, Creativity is not equal to costume editor trickery. If you go in this amazing character editor and all you can come up with is "I'll use the colors to make these parts look like a naked cartoon man" you might want to read a couple of comics to come up with a real idea first before playing.
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