The Man

"I'M GONNA RUN THE MAN OVER" -C, to Damien, (driving the Ban)
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=== Introduction ===
 
The Man "Jehovah", but also referred to as "JeHOEvah" by Damien and C) is a main antagonist in every headspace past Headspace 11. He often wears brown slacks, a white dress shirt, and a pair of black, shiny leather shoes. The Man can possess any person by simply locking eyes with them. He lives in a run down shack (see The Man's Shack) in the woods, and likes to stalk his prey. His current main targets are Damien, Carl, and Trory. He currently has a 19 year old son (Jared) who is named after Damien's original first fake name, and has a rivalry with Quary, along with a hatred for Trory and Cory. His son obtains the same obsession with Damien as his father. It is speculated that he is related to the Trickster, and the Crack Man. He is introduced on February 6th, 2011 in the Dixon Headspaces, and February 6th, 2014 in the Traditional Headspaces. He has begun to show a special interest in Carl, which has led to him buying and owning a house next door to Rick's House, under the influence that he would be able to get closer to Carl. He also enjoys spending time in Level 399, while searching for Damien. He can access any headspace from the Door as long as he has existed in them before the Door did. (Any headspace after 11). He obtains powers such as flying, and moving at speeds up to 100+ MPH. His maximum speed has yet to be recorded, and his one weakness is for his victim to wear a full body biohazard suit (discovered by Dave). He excretes in packages and delivers them to people, acting to be a USPS mailman. He is the creator of the well-known Bloodnight Headspace. Dashie previously attempted to recruit him into the Ass Busters, but The Man "betrayed" them and went to Cory's house in an attempt to have sex with Damien for "choosing him" over the Ass Busters, before handing Damien a book with his own excrement in a tiny plastic bag taped to the back. Damien smiled fakely and grabbed a shotgun from behind the door that was already cocked and on fire, and shot The Man's genitalia. An image of his wounds are provided in the last page of his story, titled "He doesn't love me anymore". The Man jumped straight into marriage with Damien's mother as a scheme to get closer to him, but it failed, as Damien had severed ties with his mother, and has a restraining order against her. 
The Man has an extreme, unbridled hatred for Dave, which started upon seeing Damien at Dave's house, making him think that the two had mended their relationship and got back together. The hatred intensified greatly as The Man stalked Brandon, hoping to see where Damien had moved to, before seeing one of Dave's friends drop off the two at Brandon's house. The two walked in, and were spotted by The Man almost immediately, making him turn red, similar to the color of a freshly picked tomato. He threw his binoculars on the ground, before storming off to the mailtruck, and crying inside of it. The Man has chosen Dave as his most hated person, according to the very end of his fantasy book that he concocted about Damien, which was reportedly made fun of by Dave, which made The Man even angrier. Luckily, the anger that The Man has for Dave is not a killing-type anger, but rather an anger where he never wants to have to see Dave again. Dave is completely unaware of this, and sleeps very well at night thinking nothing about The Man. 
Dave is completely unbothered by this, which makes The Man even angrier, which is characterized by his newfound hatred for Michigan, anything that Dave likes, Ford Explorers, houses that appear visually similar to Dave's house (any suburban colonial home in general), as well as a need for searching Dave's social media profiles to learn more about his life. Any time that The Man has reached out to Dave, he has always gotten made fun of, especially after Dave discovered his book, even going as far as stealing a copy of his book to publicize it and make fun of it for it's grammatical errors, The Man's lack of education, his poor writing skills, his horribly formed paragraphs, as well as his lack of punctuation and capitalization. Dave remarked that the entire story was too physically and morally disgusting to publicize, but did publicize the first page, with permission from Damien, though he changed the name used for Damien in the book, spreading it to all of his followers as his entire fanbase laughed at the "writer" of the book. Dave, being completely nonchalant and uninterested about how The Man feels towards him, is totally fine with everything that he is putting The Man through, as it is well deserved. Dave has not began to care about any of this in the slightest, which almost pushed The Man to suicide, according to his son's recent articles on his own website, JustJared.com. 
He currently has a rivalry with Dave in the Generational and Williams headspaces. 
=== Quick Insight ===
He drives a mail truck and has stolen Zuknos and drives him during the night, due to Zuknos' color being so dark, that nobody can see him coming in the dark. The Man has made a lengthy, 1,400 page long erotic fantasy book which is illegal to be in ownership of in most countries. It revolves around the sexual non-consensual rape inspired fantasies, which he has whilst hallucinating on Hallucination Stones. Only one page is legal to read as of current, as every bookstore in the world has declined his request for them to sell his books. One page was revealed for a short amount of time on Jared's internet website, JustJared.com. It is currently in possession of Damien and Brandon, as the two and Jared were the only non-writers to see the page. It has only ever been read by 4 people, and The Man's fantasy world is being added onto everyday. Damien publicized one sentence from the page on his twitter in one of the Traditional Headspaces. 
"My first encounter with him on hallucination stones was like the burning flame of a torch in Hawaii. He was so willing, and I was so eager. He had come to my shack and my son was at school. He apologized for running away from me and shooting me and confessed to me that our feelings were mutual." "LMAO WTF. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS IS ABOUT ME..?" -- Damien's response to a fan of the book quoting the book. 
=== Quick Tip ===
When attempting to scare his prey, he will rapidly move all of his limbs in a ragdoll motion, and slowly walk towards them, while trying to force them to look into his eyes. 
=== Biographical Information ===
He can appear as anybody he wants as long as he knows enough about the person (except Rick and Carl). He owns one house, and a shack. He is in possession of a house right next to Rick's house, however, he planned incorrectly, and cannot see Carl nor Rick due to the privacy fence that Rick put up whilst he was in the process of moving in due to a gut disapproval of the Man. He has repeatedly brought "homemade meals", (most likely poisoned, or spiked) to Rick's House, has repeatedly asked to "come in and take a look around" and has also repeatedly brought up the idea of replacing the privacy fence between their properties with bushes or trees for "aesthetic" reasons. He had installed a window so he could look into Carl's room before moving in, which was Rick's final straw. 
=== Level 309 ===
During a fight between the Man and Frankie, he was ran into Alabama, (which he had a fear of). However, this just cured his fears, and he now has a love for Alabama. During his time there, he created an underground lab, of which is only accessible to him. He created 2 other men while he was there. He was chasing Frankie with another Man as Frankie was on his way back home to see Damien when they were transported into Headspace 3.2, having one Man touch Frankie, he automatically died due to Carbon Monoxide Poisoning, which scared The Man, but he still chased Frankie. Frankie went under a lot of stress when he ran to the Door and accidentally fled into Level 399, instead of Headspace #3.3, during night, with no parental figures to run to. He could not find the door, and became so stressed that he unintentionally created a new headspace, called Level 309. 
Level 309 is a much, much worse version of Level 399 that Frankie created whilst being dragged from Headspace 3.1 into Headspace 3.2 by Sam Davis when he attempted to kill Weird Cory. It backfired, and the Door transported almost everybody into Headspace 3.2.  The Man was chasing Frankie when they were transported, and this event ended up trapping 2 different versions of The Man inside Headspace 3.1. As Frankie underwent enough stress, he unintentionally fled into Level 399 while trying to go to Damien's home in Headspace #7 of the Generational timeline. This was extremely stressful for him, as it was night-time, and neither of his parental figures were around to accompany him and protect him, which made him even more stressed. Under all of this stress, he attempted to run to the Door and press "Home", but instead pressed "Create based off current location". After all of this, there was still one version of The Man following him. He touched Frankie, making him almost immediately die, due to Frankie's Carbon MX abilities. His abilities were gifted to him by Sam Davis whilst he was hiding from Shotgun Sam, and needed a way to defend himself without having to be hurt. However, he learned how to become invisible by himself, when Shotgun Sam found him, and he couldn't shoot MX at him, he turned invisible, and ran away. He spent most of the rest of his life invisible, and feeling unwanted, until he met Damien. Though it is often completely an accident, if someone that the Crack Kid dislikes touches him, they will be transferred from whichever headspace they were in, into Level 309, which explains why one version of The Man is inside of it. 
=== The Man vs Quary ===
After getting his son, Jared, to successfully agree to stalking Damien, Jared had the wonderful idea to break into Cory's house in the Traditional Headspaces to see him up close. He ironically ended up breaking into Quary's room after seeing Damien give Quary a forehead kiss while at the kitchen table having dinner while Cory was out "at the arcade". Jared informed The Man of this information, under the impression that Quary was Cory due to them looking extremely alike, due to Cory being his only biological parent. Jared began stalking him, and eventually broke into his bedroom without knowing it was his, but Trory witnessed it, assuming that Jared was one of Quary's friends. Trory happily texted C that one of Quary's friends were over, but Quary was sleeping. Damien had left headspace while doing something important there, which made all kinds of alarms ring in C's head. She immediately tried to get a hold of her father, but to no avail, he couldn't hear her. Quary and C eventually weeded Jared out of his hiding spot, before Quary hit him with a frying pan. Jared got sent through the living room window, where Damien ended up shooting him. "You wanna be in my kids fucking lives so much, but you're the reason they have nightmares", he informed The Man, before shooting him, and killing him temporarily.com_ttsreader_plugin_fab_id:1153,466 
=== The Man vs Jesse ===
The rivalry between The Man and Jesse first sparked when The Man pulled up to Jesse's House after doing a background check on him, and seeing that he was an active slinger of marijuana. He took to buying his product as an attempt at getting closer to him, as he had seen he and Damien in public before. Jesse declined immediately as he saw The Man come through his front gate, telling him that whatever he was selling, he wasn't buying. The Man couldn't help but walk towards him, on the verge of tears. Jesse picked up a shovel, and began swatting at him until he left.
The fire finally erupted after The Man took to spying on Jesse as a last resort, before seeing he and Damien snuggled up on Jesse's bed. He tried to find a way to believe that they could just be friends. He convinced himself, and continued watching. He continued to be convinced until Jesse began rubbing up and down Damien's sides, kissing him on the lips, and his neck. The Man bit his tongue, but continued watching, imagining that he was Jesse. Jesse continued to play around with Damien, even biting and nibbling softly on his neck, before tongue hugging him. The Man enjoyed this, happily imagining himself as Jesse. The two continued to kiss and hold each other, before Jesse kissed Damien, his hands gripping his shirt. Damien helped Jesse take his shirt off, revealing that the two had insanely different body types. The Man grew uneasy immediately, but continued to watch, before the two kicked the blankets off of the bed, revealing that Damien had Jesse's shirt on, along with no pants, and only his boxers. The two pressed their hands up against each other, and began rolling around sloppily on the bed, before The Man heard Jesse's voice, seeing that nothing about he and Jesse were similar, but instead, incredibly different. The two continued kissing as Damien felt up and down on Jesse, making The Man wildly uncomfortable, and close to giving up and leaving. The Man spotted all of the couple related objects in the room, as well as most of Damien's iconic and casual items in the room, before realizing that Damien lived with Jesse and slept in the same room as him.
Jesse and Damien continued to feel up and down each other, before Jesse slid freely between Damien's legs, re-enacting one of The Man's fantasies, without knowing. Jesse continued to kiss up and down Damien's stomach, pulling his shirt up more and more, before almost completely revealing him. Jesse continued to leave little love marks all over him, before The Man began to cry. Damien slid his fingers into Jesse's short, brown, fluffy hair, before kissing him on his forehead. The two continued their little marathon, but alas, The Man continued to watch, as he was planning to use this for material for his book. Jesse and Damien continued what they were doing, as Jesse continued sliding up and down his legs, before snuggling into his neck, kissing and biting his way up, making Damien blurt out an "I love you". Jesse smiled widely, before kissing his boyfriend on the lips, looking at him up and down with love. Jesse went back down, pushing his head into Damien's stomach and chest. The Man continued watching, telling Jared all about what was occuring. The couple petted each other, and went on to curl up before nestling into each other. Jesse continued to nuzzle into Damien, making Damien giggle softly as he played with Jesse's hair. Jesse rested soundly on top of Damien's chest, legs between Damien's as The Man watched in horror and disgust. Jesse rested until Damien softly wiggled his hands between Jesse's arms, pulling him up to him, before kissing him softly and hugging him tightly. Jesse rolled over, before getting under the covers, pulling Damien into his arms. The two had a small conversation before going back to making out, until Damien was the one on top, making The Man lose it. The two rubbed against each other, smiling and snogging, making The Man fall off of his ladder, before throwing up and crying. The Man declared his hatred for Jesse that night.
This is a parasocial rivalry, meaning that one party has no idea that the other party hates them, nor has a full-blown rivalry with them. It started on November 10th, 2008 in the JX headspaces and has yet to end. 
=== The Man vs Dave ===
The rivalry between The Man and Dave began when The Man had Jared track the Delta flight that the two had seen Damien and his daughter get on to, following the flight in the Mail Truck. The two arrived at the desired destination of the flight, only to find themselves in Dave's hometown, late, as the flight had already left once more, without the two they were looking for being aboard. They researched the small town that they had ended up in, only to find out that it was none other than Dave's hometown. The two immediately began plotting as The Man began to break down, thinking that the two had gotten back together. Jared reassured him that Damien most likely still "desired" him, making The Man go back to being himself, before the two tracked down Damien and his daughter. They stopped outside of Dave's house after breaking into the gated in neighborhood, only to see Dave and Damien having dinner, with C out of sight as she was on the couch, not visible to the outside. The Man broke down and immediately declared his hatred for Dave, before giving up, as he didn't want to see Dave ever again. The two went back to Jesse's House before the Delta flight returned to Albuquerque.
This is a parasocial rivalry, meaning that one party has no idea that the other party hates them, nor has a full-blown rivalry with them.
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== Attacks (in order of occurrence) ==
=== January 6th, 2011 --- 2 attacks ===
==== January 6th, 2011 - Attack #1 (Norman's Apartment) ====
Damien is in Norman's Apartment, when he hears a strange pair of footsteps inside the apartment, approaching his bedroom door. He runs up to the bed, out of fear, and opens the mattress, before hiding in it. C watches from the corner in an invisible state, before turning their dad invisible as well. C and Damien both watch as The Man enters the bedroom, presumably looking for Damien, for no apparent reason. He immediately notices a fake bump in the mattress, and tears it open. He is left with no sight of Damien, and ends up giving up. He walks out of the apartment right before Damien creates a new headspace (Headspace #13) (aka Desert Bunker). 
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==== January 6th, 2011 - Attack #2 (Desert Bunker) ====
Due to the Man's uncomfortable -- and scary presence, Damien creates a new headspace out of fear. Designed completely for survival from the Man, it is basically a bunker built in the middle of the desert. 
When everyone was done with their building, it became night. Sam had designed a partially-functional security system. It would be extremely helpful for those who were inside the bunker at the time that the locks kicked in, but it would be extremely challenging for individuals outside of the bunker. Unfortunately for C, they ran out of an exit door while under the influence of thinking that it was a normal door. The door immediately locked behind them, and left them stranded outside right when the Man spawned. C turns invisible just before the Man was going to get them, this makes him mad, which creates a large dust-storm in the desert. The Man had looked into their eyes before they turned invisible, meaning he could then take their form any time that they were invisible. 
Right before Damien stepped outside to save his child, he was instantly teleported to Headspace #12 (Norman's Sky Pillow Fort #2) and was met by the Crack Kid at the main entrance of the fort. He goes to ask the Crack Kid what is going on, but he informs Damien that he is not allowed to speak by putting a finger over his lips. He drops to his knees and grabs a crayon that was sitting on top of his ear, to write "He listening". By doing this, he tells Damien that the Man is inside the sky bunker, due to a failed teleportation. While teleporting Damien, he accidentally teleported the Man as well, as they were right next to each other. He tricks Damien by pretending to whisper something to him, and then jumps onto his chest. He points him to a room to the right of the two. Damien and the Crack Kid go to the Sky Garage and escape from the Man in the Crack Kid's Range Rover. They flee to Rick and Carl's house, and go in through the doggy door. The Crack Kid puts his car in his pocket, and crawls up Damien's leg and wraps his arms around his neck. At the dinner table discussion, Damien receives a message from Norman #4's old phone. It is a text from the Man, and it is a very gruesome message, and it also suggests sexual interest in him. This makes Damien extremely uncomfortable. Damien runs and picks the Crack Kid up from the doggy bed, before running out of the front door. As the Man is on his way to Rick and Carl's house, Damien, Rick, Carl, Crack Kid, Norman #4, and C escaped through the Ban (Rick C).
=== January 8th, 2011 --- 3 attacks ===
==== January 8th, 2011 - Attack #3 (Norman's Apartment) ====
During a meeting with Zuknos, Damien, and C, peace starts between man and car. During the crowning of C (as they temporarily were the car queen), all of the cars gathered around the Pizza Hut that Damien and C were inside. C walks out, and walks through a crowd of cars, to be crowned. Damien follows as requested by C to walk them down the aisle. Zuknos meets them in the middle, and the crowning begins. During the ceremony, commotion begins to stir up. There is a suited man walking through the cars, which makes Zuknos upset. A fight breaks out as they learn that it is the Man, and that he has harmed Damien and C. During the fight, Damien flees into the Pizza Hut, and C escapes in a car. The Ban swerves in the distance, and pulls up. Norman #4 and Carl are inside. Norman is in the passenger seat with a rocket launcher. He launches the rocket at the Man, who was attempting to get into the pizza hut. By doing so, the Pizza Hut exploded on impact, leaving Damien trapped inside and nearing death. The Man approached him slowly, in the middle of the fire. The Ban drives by Damien, and Norman picks him up through the window, leaving the Man standing alone in the explosion. C drives the Car back to the pizza hut, only to find the Man in the brush of the explosion's aftermath, alone, with no Damien. They immediately began to panic, before realizing that Norman #4 and Carl had saved him. They all reunited at Rick and Carl's house. Damien shifts to Headspace #11 out of fear, and ends up in the car with Norman #4, who is aroused.
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==== January 8th, 2011 - Attack #4 (Norman's Apartment) ====
In headspace #11, on the way home from pizza hut, Damien receives a message from C, who is practically begging for their life. Damien asks them what is going on, and they send a picture of the Man outside of their house. Damien rushes them to go into the basement and hide, but they say it's probably already too late. However, C tricks the Man, by running to the back door, and ducking under the table, and crawling to the front door while he was on his way to the back door. They ran out of the house, with the Man following them closely behind. C runs out onto the road, and is met with Norman's Jeep. The jeep comes to a quick stop as they jumped in. It immediately speeds away, leaving the Man in the dust behind them. They speed to Rick and Carl's house for clarity, and end up hiding in the basement, as the Man had followed them there.
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==== January 8th, 2011 - Attack #5 (Norman's Apartment) ====
During a house-party at C's house with Dashie, Damien, Norman #4, and C, Carl came by with Rick, in hopes of flying the ban. Everybody was drunk, and he told his dad to watch. The ban became skinny from being dehydrated. They began to hear footsteps downstairs, unlike any other footsteps they had ever heard. Carl yelled "wait" from the steering wheel. The ban tipped to its side and fell over the second it got into the air. Everybody rushed into the Ban, and the Ban became small and skinny, before running into C's dog bed.  The Man began to come up the stairs, leaving everybody in the Ban mortified. Inside, C and everybody else attempted to hide under the seats. The Man picked the Ban up, only to have it become normal size, and run him over. Carl immediately rejected his entrance into the engine. He sped out of the front door, and down the street. The Ban turned, and went into a mcdonald's drive thru.
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=== January 14th, 2018 --- 1 attack ===
==== January 14th, 2018- Attack #6, (Headspace 2.0) ====
Locked in his previous house from Original headspace generation, Dave is faced by the Man when he accidentally shifts there. He is met by C and Damien inside Cory's House, and the Man has been outside all night taunting them. Dave shows no sign of fearing --or even being phased by the Man's presence, which confuses the Man. Dave and Damien brainstorm a way of escaping the Man, even though C is crying on the floor, trying to explain to Dave that the Man is outside because it is night. They urge Dave not to go outside, but he has already gotten an idea. He brings up the hazmat suits that he and Damien had bought for Halloween of 2013, and they rush to the closet to look for them. Dave finds one his size, and puts it on. He goes outside in a biohazard Suit in hopes of escaping the Man, and running to Cory's Jeep. He successfully makes it to his jeep, but not without being followed by the Man. He urges Damien and C to put some on as well. Damien exits the house with C on his back, and they run to the jeep, locking the Man out right after entering. He drives to Dashie's location, and picks him up. 
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=== February 22nd, 2014 --- 1 attack ===
==== February 22nd, 2014- Attack #7 (Headspace 3.0) ====
While Damien and C were hiding from Cory inside his tiny Michigan home for unknown reasons, Cory was looking for them in hopes of taking them to the movie theatre as he had picked up tickets on his way home from college. The Man broke in through the front door, making Cory fly under the couch in hopes of safety. The Man walked over to the couch, and looked directly at Damien, before noticing the Ban driving outside, which made him run after it. Cory and Damien ended up going to the movies, and falling asleep when they got home.
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=== February 23rd, 2014 --- 1 attack ===
==== February 23rd, 2014 - Attack #8 (Headspace 3.0) ====
Damien was staying over at Cory's house before Carl pulled up. He walked into the house in hopes of telling Damien something important, before getting a wedgie from C's spirit, and running out of the house out of fear. He started the Ban up, and sped away. Cory pulled in the driveway minutes later, and walked up the sidewalk, before unlocking the door, and stepping inside. Damien hid while C ran away. Cory sat down on the couch, before getting right back up as he heard Damien giggling from under the couch, which he mistakenly thought was coming from the cabinet next to him. He opened the cabinet, and looked around inside. when left with nobody in the cabinet, he took it outside, and emptied it. He came back inside and put the cabinet back down when he heard a knock at the door. He walked over to the main hallway, before running back to the couch and sliding under it out of fear, right next to Damien. He gripped Damien's hand as the Man broke in, and began looking for him. The Ban went by, and the couple ran outside as fast as they could, and hopped into the driving Ban. They were met with a sad sight, Carl living inside the Ban. The Man chased the Ban, before it crashed into a tree, flinging Carl out of his seat and into the windshield. Rick C immediately backed up and sped away, before running out of gas, and hiding in the streets of downtown Ann Arbor. 
=== February 27th, 2014 ——— 1 Attack ===
=== February 27th, 2014 - Attack #9 (Headspace 3.0) ===
The Man broke into Cory’s home promptly, right after 3 pm. He opened the living room window with his telekinesis and climbed in. Cory was on his way home from college for a break, and got dragged right out of the house by Cory. He was promptly beaten to the point of memory loss and lost his consciousness. He was beat with a baseball bat that he had found in the trunk of his car. Cory then entered the house and closed the window from the inside, before walking into the bedroom and dragged C off of the bed. He continued to shove them off of the bed until they gave up and curled up on their dad’s legs. Cory opened the window and fell asleep shortly after.
=== April 3, 2014 ——— 1 Attack ===
==== April 3, 2014 - Attack #10 ====
Damien and Cory were lying in bed with the window open when C heard a snapping sound outside. The Man did not break in, but he did watch them cuddle.
April 4th, 2014 ——— 1 Attack
April 4th, 2014 - Attack #11
== References (in order) ==
# Headspace 11 
# The Trickster
# Damien
# Carl
# Trory
# Jared
# Cory
# Crack Man
# Dixon Headspaces
# Traditional Headspaces
# Rick's House
# Level 399
# The Door
# Bloodnight
# The Man's Mailtruck
# Zuknos
# Rick
# Level 309
# Headspace 3.0
# Headspace 3.1
# Sam Davis
# Weird Cory
# Frankie
# Headspace 3.2
# Norman's Apartment
# C
# Shotgun Sam
# Norman's Sky Pillow Fort #2
# The Ban
# Dashie
# Original Headspace Generation
# Dave
# Cory's House
# Hazmat Suits
# Cory's Jeep
The man owns one house and a shack. The first image is the house neighboring Rick's, and the second is his normal shack, which he spends most of his time in.
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