Susan In First Place (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Swift: "Hey, Susan! Good news! I was the first person to run from South Island to West Side Island to Little Planet to Angel Island to Flicky Island to Chao Island!"
Susan: "That's great, Swift!"
Ava: "I was the first person to find a treasure in a volcano."
Susan: "Wow! You're extraordinary!"
Platinum: "I was the first person to find a treasure in an unidentified planet from outer space."
Susan: she started to have more fake-sounding compliments "That's great, Platinum!"
Inferno: "I was the first person to hate Kenny."
Sasha: "You know what I was. The first person to defeat Tails' army."
Speedy: "I was the first person to find a treasure in the sky."
Susan: "That's all great. See ya, bye!" she ran away "Now what do I do? If Inferno was the first person to hate Kenny, then I must be the first person to love something absolutely everyone hates. Amelia, what is the most hated show of all time?"
Amelia: "The most hated show of all time is Thelma. There was absolutely no positive review on Rotten Carrots or even on Google."
Susan: "Bingo. I'm going to be the first fan of Thelma! And I'm going to show the internet how much I like it."
220 Minutes Later...
Susan: "Hey! This show wasn't as bad as everyone said it was! Oh, this is going to be a piece of cake." she goes to Prower Subterranean to transport herself to Anne's house
Anne: "Hello, Susan!"
Susan: "You're a good writer! Can you please write me a rave for Thelma?"
Anne: "WHAT? A RAVE FOR THELMA?"
Susan: "Yes! A rave for Thelma!"
Anne: "ARE YOU CRAZY? Nobody likes that show, and for good reason."
Susan: "Well, I like it!"
Anne: "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? YOU MUST SUFFER!"
Susan: she gulps
Anne: "Susan Spencer the Hedgehog, I am not going to write you a rave for Thelma. In fact, I am not going to be your friend anymore."
Susan: "Well, I am extraordinary because I am the first Thelma fan!"
Anne: "Yeah. Extraordinarily bad. Get out of my house."
Susan: "I really need to trick the next person into thinking I like Thelma." she uses the Prower Subterranean to transport herself to the Rose Residence
Anne: "I heard that!"
Rose Residence
Susan: she pops up out of the garden
Ava: "Hello, Susan!"
Susan: "Hi, Ava! Can you help me write a rave for Lineage Man? And a rant on Thelma?"
Ava: "I'll write the entire thing."
Susan: "Oh, Ava, you're so kind!"
3 Hours Later...
Ava: "There! Now make your videos!"
Susan: "OK!"
The Next Day in the Early Morning...
Susan: "Good morning wor-or-or-or-orld!"
An angry mob is shown outside of the Spencers' house
Samantha: "Susan, why is there a mob outside of our house?"
Susan: "Oh, it's the rabid Thelma haters. But hey! I'm the first fan of Thelma ever!"
Samantha: "I may not like Thelma, but I hate you having a mob follow you."
Spencer: "Are we in Farmcraft?"
The angry mob puts down their torches and pitchforks
Susan: "What?"
The mob starts laughing at Spencer
Samantha: "It's working!"
Spencer: "Wait, it got hired?"
The mob starts laughing even harder at Spencer
Spencer: "Why is everyone laughing at me? Oh no! They're evil!" he runs away
The mob starts laughing much, much harder at Spencer
Samantha and Susan: they start laughing along with the mob
Goat Member: "Well, you aren't so bad after all! Sorry, Susan. We should've respected you, because you are the daughter of the funniest TV star and the thief of the Butter Sitcom! I get it! It was a joke!"
Susan: in a sarcastic tone, she said "Yeah! A joke!"
Elephant Member: "Was that a sarcastic tone?"
The mob went serious
Susan: "No, it wasn't."
The mob ran away and left, except a tiger member
Tiger Member: "You truly are a young master of comedy, Susan. You're so cool, because you are badass, while still being very funny." he ran away and caught up with the mob
Samantha: "Say it with me."
Susan and Samantha: "How did a tiger catch up with that mob just by running, when the other mob's members were running? And where were they running to?"
Susan: "Jinx!"
Samantha: she had an annoyed face
Susan: "You're unjinxed."
Samantha: "Oh, you're funny!"
Susan: "Yes, I am!"
The Next Day at School...
Susan: "Hey, Ava! Swift! Sasha! Platinum! Inferno! Speedy! I am the first at something!"
Ava: "What?"
Susan: "I am the first person to post a rave on Thelma!"
Ava: "Oh, yeah! That was funny!"
Susan: "I was serious."
Swift: "Another first for you!"
Ava: "That's a bad thing, Swift."
Swift: "Who cares? She's first at two things unlike us! We should congratulate her!"
Ava: "Should we, really?"
Platinum: "I think so."
Everyone: "Congratulations, Susan." Ava said it reluctantly
Susan: "Thanks so much!"
The End!
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