Lisa Gets an F1/Transcript

This is the transcript for Lisa Gets an F1.
==Transcript==
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:(The episode starts immediately.)
:Chester Arborday: It's the final lap of the Springfield Little Grand Prix, and the karts are tighter than a royal corgi's collar as they head into Lard Lad turn. (another racer hits Lisa) We have contact! Things are looking bloody grim for the rising star of KF-1-- Kids Formula One-- Lisa Simpson. Simpson spins out!
:[all gasp]
:Chester Arborday: Look at that icy calm. Clearly, this pre-tween dynamo has never felt a modicum of unease in any automobile.
:(Two months earlier)
:Lisa: Dad! You're gonna hit the median.
:Homer: All part of the plan.
:Lisa: [exclaiming, grunts and whimpering] Aah!
:Homer: Bart, soccer practice. Go, go, go! (Bart ejected) Goal...!
:Lisa: Dad, please, you don't have to hurry like this.
:Homer: Cut me off? I cut you off!
:Lisa: He didn't cut you off, he's just driving!
:Homer: Hope you like brakes because today it's all-you-can-eat, baby.
:Lisa: [exclaims] Dad, stop... brake checking... him. [groans]
:Homer: Speed bump, sweetie. We're gonna get a little air.
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