Paradise

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
Steve: It was a 2 - 0 vote this time.
Noseward: Oh shit. Wait what happened to night ou-
EB: HEY! 
Steve: Calmstar and Noseward, one of you guys is about to get eliminated.
Calmstar: Noooooooooooo!
Steve: Everyone, please vote.
(Everybody votes)
EB: Alright it was a 5 - 4 vote… Noseward I hate to tell you, but you’ve been evicted!
Noseward: This is some serious bullshit guys I will come to all of your houses a-
(Steve pushes Noseward out onto the stage before he can finish)
Steve: Welcome to the top eleven lady and gentlemen. For today’s challenge, you have to build a secure holding facility so that EB has a new bedroom.
EB: I need my own slice of paradise. 
Steve: go!
Calmstar: Wait where are the materials?
Monty: OI! I agree!
EB: Buy it yourself!
(A quick montage of the contestants shopping plays, then cut to Monty with a painted box)
Monty: Alright see, this is a lovely painted box to keep EB from lashing out!
EB: What?
Monty: OI! paradise!
(Cut to Sonic with a fully built steel prison cell)
Sonic: Well Steve, I think this should be secure enough.
Steve: Yeah, but is it paradise on the inside?
Sonic: Yes, fake beach.
Steve: Awesome!
(Cut to EB closely watching Gary and Spot build a shack)
Spot: Ruff!
Gary: Meow!
EB: I don’t understand. 
(EB walks over to Pearl)
EB: Pearl, what are you doing?
Pearl: A cool hangout lounge!
EB: Ah, makes sense I guess. 
(EB cringes and walks back to where Steve is)
EB: All of these paradises suck. 
Steve: It’s almost time to rank them. 
(EB rings a giant bell)
EB: Ahem. I will now rank the “paradises” out of 10. Alright? We’ll start with Dan.
Dan: Alright. 
EB: What did you make?
Dan: I made a bong shop. Paradise for all.
EB: 2 out of 10.
Dan: WHAT?!
EB: Next up, Fred and Nat.
Fred: Alright, so we built you an apartment building with steel bars.
EB: Where did you get the money?
Nat: My dad suffered an untimely death and I got there inheritance. 
EB: Alright, I’ll give it a 8 out of 10.
Nat: Cool!
EB: Next up, Pearl.
Pearl: I made a teen lou-
EB: -1 out of 10.
Pearl: What?
EB: Alright next, GreyBob and SpongeClone because they need a speaking role this episode.
SpongeClone: What?
GreyBob: Oh yeah, our house. We decorated it with blood.
EB: Alright then.
(EB checks out the house)
EB: 7 out of 10, the blood gives me the chills.
Monty: OI! Am I next lad?
EB: Yes. And don’t call me lad.
Monty: I made a painted prison cell! 
EB: I LOVE IT! 10 out of 10! I’m keeping this! Uhh everyone else gets 5 out of 10s.
Sonic: Unfair!
Calmstar: Says YOU.
EB: Monty wins, so he will nominate two duos back at the table.
(At the table)
Monty: I would like to nominate GreyBob and SpongeClone for both being cheap off brands of the real SpongeBob. 
GreyBob: That wasn’t nice but I don’t care.
SpongeClone: Rude!
Monty: OI! sorry! my second nomination is Fred and Nat, for being kind of threats to me right now.
Fred: How? so far I've only broke. MY LEG! 29 times!
EB: Well, go vote! 
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