Retail Roundup

The Retail Roundup is a group of Retail World of Warcraft fans that love the game more than anything else and will defend it to no end. They love how fast paced, Minmaxxy and modern the game is and despise any games that aren't any of those.
== Notable Members ==
=== Woody the Cowboy ===
Woody is a cowboy who is also the guild leader of the Retail Roundup. He founded the Retail Roundup because of his love for Retail World of Warcraft and modern gaming in general. Once he was arguing with people who wanted to play Vanilla again and Woody observed that these people are so obsessed with old games that they're like stalker fans for games. Leading him to cleverly combine the two words and call them "Classic Andys". This insult has persisted in the Retail WoW community ever since.
=== Faker!Luz ===
Faker!Luz (Not to be confused with Vee or any canon TOH character.) is a Sonic.exe reference huge fan of Retail WoW and how it's a soulless attempt to copy Faker!Luz's favorite TV show without knowing what even made it good instead of being it's own game. Faker!Luz manifests as Luz but pretty desaturated and with white eyes without pupils. Faker!Luz also used to play Fortnite but thinks it sucks nowadays.
=== Brad ===
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Brad is a former Genfourmer who joined the Retail Roundup in 2012 due to his love for Retail WoW. He is not only famous for working alongside Kendall to build the Wall of No, But is also known for harassing and yelling at Vanilla fans daily after Nostalrius shut down.
=== Cake the Cat ===
Cake is a huge fan of Retail WoW. She also hates humor and things she deems "Toxic" such as The Pilgrimage. She (Alongside Prince Gumball) removed all Pilgrimage-adjacent jokes and emotes from Retail WoW with the power of petitions and forced them to be replaced with the most corporate garbage imaginable in a way that EVERYONE can see is half hearted. She also went back in time to add "WARNING: UNFUNNY OLD INTERNET JOKES" to every video game song parody's description and wrote entire novels about how guilty the songwriters should be in the description as well even though if she really thought those songs were bad, She would have set them to private or something instead of leave them up and run ads on them.
=== Cynder ===
Cynder (Not to be confused with the one from Dark Souls) is a dragon from the Spyro series. She is also a member of the Retail Roundup and thinks retro games aren't fun to play anymore.
=== Every single Wojak ===
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=== Jerry ===
Jerry is Jerry from Rick and Morty. He joined the Retail Roundup not just because he exclusively likes modern games, But so that he may collect the Mist Stone needed for him to evolve into his final form, Lord Jerry.
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