Technology Acronyms

PCMCIA: 
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN:
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE:
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI:
System Can't See It
DOS:
Defective Operating System
BASIC:
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM:
I Blame Microsoft
DEC:
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM:
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: 
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: 
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH:
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM: 
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL:
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA:
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: 
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS:
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS:
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO:
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT:
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.