Lawson Hangs Ashley Boulet Upside-Down in the Barn, Sets Fire in the Barn, Foiled by Morris P. Hingle and Gets Grounded

(inspired by the Rupert episode Rupert and the Leprechauns)
==Cast==
Lawson and Phil-Eric
Ashley Boulet-Amy
Smithy-Young Guy
Frank Sedgwick (Knarf), Captain Bradley and Slappy-Steven
Rodney and Sound Effects Boy-Joey
Steve-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Carl-Duncan
Morris P. Hingle-Brian
Josh Crum and Eric Foster-Paul
Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
==Plot==
Lawson gets foiled by his archrival Morris P. Hingle
==Transcript==
At the Jungle Gym, Ashley B in her formal outfit came up and she was wearing a royal red cloak and a tiara. She had an announcement.
Ashley B: Kids in the playground, I've got some something to say. King Freddy II's in the hospital, because Lawson did the bee hive act on him, I'm filling in for him. Because Ashley A's busy doing photography work. I'm filling in for her. Anyone will do exactly as I say. Can you respect my royalty?
Kids in the playground: Yeah!
Ashley B: Also, after school, me and the loyal subjects are going to have a picnic in the countryside.
Lawson felt angry.
Lawson: Stupid Ashley B! She can't be queen! And besides, she's a n*****!
Smithy: I agree! She's a n*****!
Phil glared at both Lawson and Smithy,
Phil: Oy! Don't be rude to her, and be nice to her! You got that?!
Lawson: Whatever!
Smithy: Yeah, whatever! Buzz off, Garrison!
Phil stormed off.
Phil: That's not nice!
Smithy: Lawson, is there some way you can take care of that tyrant?
Lawson: Yes! Also, Morris Hingle hangs out with her. He defends her from me and always stands up for her. I know, Smithy! I'll use Ashley B as bait to trap Morris! I've learned that she's going to have a picnic in the countryside. I will kidnap Ashley B and take her in the barn and hang her upside-down on the rope. Then I'll set the barn on fire and leave Ashley B to die, and then Ashley B will be history. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If Morris dares come to the rescue, he will die as well! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tomorrow had arrived, near the barn in the countryside, Ashley B was having a picnic with Morris P. Hingle, Josh, Sound Effects Boy, Eric Foster, Slappy, Captain Bradley and the Pale Kids.
Ashley B: Boy, dealing with bullies is great! Also, sending bullies to the dodgeball wall is great! Sedgick, good job whipping Gelman!
Knarf: It was no sweat!
Rodney: That Gelman is a troublemaker!
Steve: I agree with Rodney!
Carl: Me too!
Just then, Lawson stepped in.
Lawson: Ashley B, I've come to watch you suffer!
Morris: Oh no! Not that Lawson again! Go away, Lawson!
Lawson: Shut up, Morris! And don't interfere!
Lawson picked up Ashley B.
Captain Brad: Lawson, you maggot! Put Ashley B down, now!
Lawson: Shut up, Captain Brad!
Josh: Don't talk to Captain Brad that way!
Lawson: You shut up as well, nerd!
Sound Effects Boy: Hey, don't be rude to Josh!
Lawson: You stay out of it, Norman! Or should I say Sound Effects Boy!
Eric: Oh my gosh! You are so rude!
Slappy: Yeah, be nice to Sound Effects Boy!
Lawson: Shut up, you all! And don't try and stop me!
Lawson took Ashley B to the barn.
Lawson: I'm going to keep you held prisoner.
Ashley B: Hey! Let me go! Let me go!
Morris: You bully! Unhand my girl!
Lawson went inside the barn, and then he approached the hanging rope.
Lawson: And you're going to stay in the barn!
Ashley B: But Lawson.
Lawson picked up Ashley B and turned her upside-down and tied the rope on her leg.
Lawson: You're going to stay in the barn until you die! You will no longer be queen!
Ashley B: But, I had to substitute for King Freddy II because he's in the hospital. King Freddy II has to substitute for King Bob because he's on holiday. But no, you did the bee hive trick on poor King Freddy II. I'm a queen for the moment, and I had to fill in for my friend Ashley B because she has to do photography work.
Lawson: You're no longer the queen now. Consider yourself dethroned!
Ashley B: Oh no! I'm like upside-down! I can't get out!
Lawson: That's right, Ashley B. You'll never see Morris, or any of your Ashley friends ever again.
Lawson took the matchbox out of his pocket, and opened it. He picked up one of the matches and struck it. Lawson approached a small pile of hay.
Lawson: Say goodbye, queen of losers!
Lawson dropped a match on the small pile of hay, and ran off, laughing, as fire started to spread.
Lawson: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Ashley B noticed that fire was beginning. She was horrified.
Ashley B: Aaaaaaaaaah! Ho ho! Help!
Outside the barn, Morris heard Ashley B screaming for help, and he was horrified.
Morris: Ashley B!
Morris ran to the barn for help, and then he went inside the barn.
Ashley B: Help!
Morris: Ashley B!
Morris walked on, as he coughed. Suddenly, the burning hay fell to the ground, shocking Morris.
Morris: Woah!
Ashley B was coughing, and Morris rushed to her aid. Morris started to untie Ashley B's leg.
Ashley B: Oh hurry, Morris!
Morris: Eh! It's too tight.
Suddenly, another burning hay landed to the ground.
Morris: Yah!
Ashley B: Ooooh!
Captain Brad: Ronnie and Carl are clever guys, and they helped the old lady across the road.
Carl: You mean me?
Captain Brad: No, not you Carl. The other Carl. The other Carl's the Safety Ranger.
Suddenly, he heard Morris screaming for help.
Morris' voice: Help!
Josh pointed to the barn that was burning.
Josh: Captain Brad, look!
Captain Brad: What?!
Captain Brad looked at the burning barn. He was horrified.
Captain Brad: Oh no! Hingle! Good sweet Mike! The barn's on fire!
Captain Brad rushed over to the barn, and then he ran inside, and called to Morris.
Captain Brad: Eh Morris, where are you?
Morris waved his arms with panic, as Ashley B was holding her cape.
Morris: Over here!
Morris started to cough, and Captain Brad started coughing. He walked up and he approached Ashley B. Morris was about to untie Ashley B. But Captain Brad grabbed onto the rope.
Captain Brad: Go on, Morris! I've got her!
Captain Brad untied Ashley B, and Ashley B fell to the floor. Suddenly, another burning hay landed to the floor, trapping Captain Brad, Morris and Ashley B. Captain Brad, Morris and Ashley B gasped in horror.
Captain Brad: Oh no! We're doomed!
Morris: We're trapped!
Ashley B: We're going to die!
But Josh, Sound Effects Boy, Eric, Slappy and the Pale Kids came to the rescue and got water buckets.
Josh: Hang on! We're here to save you!
So Josh, Sound Effects Boy, Eric, Slappy and the Pale Kids threw some water to douse the flames, allowing Captain Brad, Morris and Ashley B to escape to safety. The barn began to fall down to fiery ruins.
Morris: Captain Brad, thank you for helping me and Ashley B.
Captain Brad: You're welcome. You and Ashley B are in friendly hands now.
Josh: Well done, Captain Brad. You helped Morris and Ashley B.
Sound Effects Boy: Bravo!
Eric: What a brave ranger!
Slappy: Hooray for Captain Brad!
Captain Brad: Someone who set the barn on fire and is trying to get Ashley B killed must be punished.
Morris: I think it's Lawson.
Ashley B: She tied my leg on the rope to hang me upside-down in the barn and set it on fire by trying to get me killed. 
Captain Brad: What?! Lawson did this?!
Captain Brad was enraged.
Captain Brad: LAWSON!
Lawson rushed in.
Lawson: Oh no! Ashley B's still alive! No! It can't be!
Morris: That's right, I've saved her from the burning barn!
Lawson was furious.
Lawson: You! Morris, how did you manage to save Ashley B from the burning barn! You were supposed to die along with her! I was going to use Ashley B as bait to trap you, but no! You just survived!
Captain Brad: Lawson, you maggot! Did you hang Ashley B upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed?!
Lawson: Um, um, um...
Knarf: You better tell us the truth right now, or you're in trouble! Do as you're told, you geek!
Lawson: Okay, fine! Yes, I did hang Ashley B upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed. Why? Because Ashley B is one of the worst girls in the entire Third Street School. Now Morris foiled me! I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling geek!
Captain Brad threw a fit.
Captain Brad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, how dare you hang Ashley B upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn?! You were trying to get her killed! But I managed to untie Ashley B, and Morris and I saved her life.
Knarf: Yeah, you are so mean! You're nothing but a low life geek!
Rodney: You're in big trouble!
Steve: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Carl: Yeah, what a horrid meanie you are!
Captain Brad: When you're back at school, I'll send you to the dodgeball wall!
Josh: You are a disgrace!
Sound Effects Boy: You just caused trouble for both Morris and Ashley B!
Eric: Sound Effects Boy's right, your parents are going to give you a good talking to!
Slappy: And you will go straight to your room! This means you won't be watching your favourite shows you like including South Park, Family Guy and Rainbow Rangers!
Knarf: I agree with Slappy! You will watch shows you hate including Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Elmo's World, Yo Gabba Gabba and Bear in the Big Blue House!
Captain Brad: I agree with Knarf! You're in big trouble! That's it, I'm taking you to your parents right now!
Captain Brad sent Lawson home in disgrace. Ashley B embraced Morris.
Ashley B: Morris, you saved my life! You're my hero!
Morris: Yeah, I know.
Ashley B: My hero! How about a kiss?
Morris: Sure!
Ashley B kissed Morris.
Ashley B: I hereby knight you Sir Morris the Brave! I hereby reward you a special day out. Want to come to Kelso's with me?
Morris: Sure, I'd love to! When I grow older, I will be your king.
Ashley B: Wow, that's sweet! Want to dance?
Morris: Sure.
Morris started to dance with Ashley B.
When Lawson got home... Lawson's father was dismayed.
Lawson's dad: Oh no! Please don't tell me Erwin caused trouble!
Lawson's dad was horrified as Captain Brad explained to him about Lawson's bad behavior.
Captain Brad: Lawson did cause trouble. He hanged Ashley B upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed?! Luckily, I've untied Ashley B and me and Morris just saved her life. Now the barn's destroyed, thanks to Lawson.
Lawson's dad got very angry at Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Ooooooooooooooooooh! Erwin, how dare you hang Ashley B upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed! You're lucky that Captain Brad an Morris saved her from the burning barn! Now the barn's destroyed, thanks to you! Mr Boulet will not be happy about that predicament! That's it, you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for a week! Go to your room this instant!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Curse you, Morris P. Hingle! And curse you too, Ashley Boulet! I wish you were dead, dad. And I wish you were dead too, Captain Brad.
Lawson's dad got more angry.
Lawson's dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Erwin, how dare you wish me and Captain Brad were dead! That's so freaking it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for even longer!
==Trivia==
This idea is inspired by the Rupert episode Rupert and the Leprechauns where Rupert and Mr Crum save Prince Ayden's life from the burning barn
Category:Lawson's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff