Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black

The battle starts with Bieber being shown atop of a building, "looking at his empire" Then Black comes onto the arena. She giggles quite loudly, possibly due to her extreme A.D.H.D. She heads over to Bieber, but he sprays perfume in her face to keep her at a distance. Then the announcer yells, "FIGHT!!" and the battle begins. Black starts by kicking Bieber's " nuts" , then Bieber attacks with a few punches which send Black flying into a trash can, revealing a Bo staff, which he attacks her with, but Black throws a water bottle and a bowl of popcorn at him. Landing on a moving truck, Bieber punches Black into a pile of trash, which reveals a tiny dagger which Black throws and impales into Bieber's leg. Then Black advances upon him and attacks him viciously with a metal rod. He counterattacks with a punch, making Black release the rod which breaks a box with a sword in it. Before Bieber can advance upon her, Black's "ride" shows up. After some time deciding whether to sit in the front seat or stand in the back seat, Black chooses to stand in the back seat (due to her indecisiveness). With Black standing in the back seat, the car drives at high speed, ramming Bieber and Black into a wall, killing the two, plus the driver. The Jonas brothers show up, but before they can speak, the car explodes, sending the sword flying to a baseball stadium where it stabs Miley Cyrus's head. The announcer yells "MONSTER KO!!, ending the battle and setting a death battle record.