Volneskor

Volneskors (Brachiovenator simiaoides) are weird purple things that live in Loompaland, Teletubby Land, Pumkin World, and on the planet Zablorbenclocken. They also live across the Zolar System, mainly on Kittehlandia and Ogg. Some have even been found on Dig-It Land and Fl00rB0rdia!
They have four legs and two muscular arms. These guys are very strong, and feed primarily on Amogi and Skibidi Toilets. Their name means "randomness" in Squadala. They have also been known to feed on Oompa Loompas, Strollin' Stus, and Koopas. They appear as one of the enemies in HaloBob GunPants 9: BomberSponge. Due to their appearance, they might look like Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky at first glance. Domesticated volneskors are often drugged with PO COOTAH dust to keep them from escaping enclosures and to keep them from killing other people.
== Subspecies ==
There are also aquatic Volneskors (B. aquaticus) that live in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. They have color-changing skin in order to camouflage. Since the prey they find is Stupid, they don't usually have to do this, unless the Teletubby Land Acid Kraken is nearby. 
There is even a subspecies known as a Loompa Volneskor (B. willywonka). These ones are blue instead of purple, and feed exclusively on Chocolate, Death Juice, and especially Oompa Loompas. Some of them are even Super Fat.
That's not all though; we also have the arboreal Volneskopes (B. arbor) and the Crustors (B. nectophagus), among several other subspecies, such as B. sakuyaizayoii, B. marisakirisamei, B. byakurenhijirii, B. hatsunemikuae, B. yukariyakumoi, B. suikaibukii, and some others.
==Trivia==
* Most B. simiaoides specimens smell like Reimu Hakurei's armpits.
* They somewhat resemble a purple Zumbo Sauce.
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