Baby Cookie

Baby Cookie is a talking baby doll who makes her initial appearance as an antagonist in the Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager series. She typically wears a black burglar's mask and is able to speak coherently in a high, rough voice. Baby Cookie appears often, and usually does so mid-episode with stories of what she's been up to.
Baby Cookie is voiced by Matt Sloan. The doll itself is a replica of Beer and Board Games moderator Courtney Collins' childhood doll.
== Bio ==
Baby Cookie acts largely above her age, being an alcoholic, going to clubs and bars, as well as being promiscuous and having relationships. Baby Cookie famously hates snitches, triflers, backbiters, and fronters. She is also known for her love of rap music (and Hozier). Baby Cookie enjoys gutter tubing and eating "skrimps" at Red Lobster. Baby Cookie is good friends with Mickey Rourke, and knows other babies such as Baby Penelope and Baby Leroy. Through the years she's had an on-and-off relationship with Baby Petey, as well as a brief relationship with Baby Jenkins, a sickly baby who died shortly after Cookie broke up with him. Baby Cookie is still haunted by the ghost of Baby Jenkins after Baby Cookie failed to save him.
Baby Cookie enjoys partaking in criminal activites. She has been banned from most churches because of her 2014 Communion Wine Scam. Once, Mickey Rourke dared Baby Cookie to jump on a dog's back and ride it like a reindeer, which ended with Cookie serving a stint in Baby Jail. In February of 2021, Cookie and Baby Petey celebrated Valentine's Day by ordering curbside pickup from Red Lobter and Cheecake Factory, followed by a liquor store robbery.
For nine months between 2015 and 2016, Baby Cookie kept Baby Penelope locked up in a room in the apartment they shared. While locked up, Baby Penelope managed to seduce one of Cookie's potential love interests. In early 2016 Baby Penelope escaped, found Baby Cookie, and gave Baby Cookie a beat down. Baby Cookie asked Mickey Rourke to help her, but he seemingly refused to come between the babies.
Baby Cookie runs an Etsy shop that sells a used baby trailer and some slightly soiled booties.
Baby Cookie was given to a 2 year old girl as an apology by an old woman who put magic in her.
Baby Cookie has been recognized as female by the rest of the cast.
== Memorable Quotes ==
"They be creepin' and peepin'"
"Yeah"
"I'm Baby Cookie and I love you!"
"Haba-dee-daba-deee!"
"What you talkin' 'bout?"
"I figured out what I hate worse than triflers and snitches. That's backbiters. That's the holy trinity of people I don't like. God damn backbiters. If you a backbiter, you ain't no friend of mine."
== Gallery ==
baby cookie hugga bunch.jpg|Baby Cookie in S7E22: "Hugga Bunch"
baby cookie ok play.jpg|Baby Cookie in S7E41: "OK Play (Travel Tile Game)"
== Video ==
Baby Cookie appearances in the seventh season of Beer and Board Games were compiled into a single video at the end of the season and was released on YouTube January 25, 2018. The video isolates all Baby Cookie appearances from the rest of the episode in a format often called supercut.
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== References ==
Category:Characters