Christy Punchcog

Christy Punchcog is a Mechagon mechagnome located in Rustbolt on Mechagon Island.
She promised Smiles Cracklekey new hands.
==Quests==
*Adapt, Improve, Overcome! 
*First One's Free 
*Iteration is Key 
*Upgraded 
*Waste Not (Mechagon) 
==Quotes==
===Dialogue===
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===Gossip===
====Rustbolt====
I don't want to be rude, but have you considered extensive mechanization as an alternative to your current state?
I assure you, there is vast room for improvement in almost every way.
When you've already hit rock bottom...
:The pocket-sized computation device is very customizable. You can insert a punch card into one of the slots on it, and the cards will modify the performance you get.
:I based the design on King Mechagon's own personal device. You can even use his punch cards, if you can get one.
*Your eyesight is average. That is to say, unacceptable.
:We should replace them with fully mechanical visual scanning devices that can be upgraded via remote software upgrades every week.
*Your skin is fine, but it could be incredible.
:I recommend you reinforce it with some sort of... sentient elastic metal... that I'm trying to... invent as I say... this sentence...
:<Christy's face contorts as she struggles to think harder before letting out a massive exhale.>
:Nope, didn't get it. Check back with me tomorrow. It'd be a terrific upgrade for you!
*Imagine your arms... but, now, instead of arms... they're FLAMETHROWERS!
*You are slower than a motorcycle.
:Let's replace your entire lower half with a big ol' motorcycle.
:We can make it whatever color you want. We'll get in all the science journals.
:You want to pop wheelies while you're chasing down bad guys? I'm in! Let's do this!
*You and your 29 best friends should install connective brain implants that allow you to strategize, gossip, and occasionally insult each other at all times, no matter where you are!
:If you go for the super-deluxe edition, you can even transmit hilarious photographs to each other!
*As you know, I strongly believe that most things can be improved through technology...
:But in your case, I believe it's actually ALL things.
:Let's start at the bottom and work our way up.
:How attached, would you say, are you to those feet?
*I've never recommended a full head replacement before... but maybe this is the time to try it.
*You look tired. You should install energy cells around your heart.
:That way, when it needs a break, just power it down and have the energy cells take over and power your body until your heart comes back online.
:You'll need to remove some organs to make room for al the energy cells, but I'm sure we could replace most of those with smaller mechanical versions too.
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====The Other Place====
I'm going to be blunt, your existence here is quite suspect!
Either you are an agent of King Mechagon, or you have impressive mechanization that I am unaware of.
Either way, I will be watching you very closely.
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
Category:Mechagon mechagnome characters
Category:Rustbolt Resistance
Category:Quest givers
Category:Mechagon Island NPCs
Category:Operation: Mechagon NPCs