CoF (Player)

== Whomst Be This? ==
=== It be CoF ===
^^^^^^^^^^^
=== Who is CoF? ===
CoF (shorthand for "Commune of France") or WitWC (shorthand for "Who In The World Cares") is a member of the KR Twitter Roleplay Community, and a veteran member of it. He is also the Lawbringer and U.N. of the Community "a whiny little bitch". He maintains numerous accounts on Twitter and has one Discord account with membership in both the KR RP Discord Server and in numerous other servers that shall not be named here.
=== CoF's Role In The Community (or lack thereof) ===
CoF is an active member of the KR TR RP Community and is also an active editor for this Wiki. He is, or supposedly was, considered "OP" by someone with roughly six accounts, most of which are basically alternate historical Gary Sues, for controlling 3 countries in Mainland Europe at a time "de facto" (despite the fact his CoF account became a foreign ministry account post-Communard Elections and his Wilhelm III account has only de jure and partial de facto control over Imperial Germany). He took a leave of absence from the RP from mid-July to early August due to his education and returned to what he viewed as a clusterfuck. The resulting outburst from his confusion has become somewhat of a running joke (albeit a rather stupid one) used to convey him as prone to outbursts. His return also brought about a de facto mutual (claimed to be one-sided) animosity.
=== Major relationships with other community members ===
==== Otto/Syndicalism ====
CoF first met Otto whilst he was Frachon and eventually helped cement Otto as "Otto" when the two decided to make accounts for Karl I Von Habsburg and Otto Von Habsburg, respectively. CoF and Otto tend to have a fairly positive relationship compared to most of CoF's other relationships with community members (those usually being either apathy or enmity). The two also, as of late, tend to try and help defend DonkeyMing and Donkeystan from attacks by other community members.
==== DonkeyMing ====
CoF and DonkeyMing did not get off to a good start initially, as CoF hated the Great German Clusterfuck War of '36 which was started by DonkeyMing's infamous M A R C H O N T H E R E I C H S T A G. This initial one-sided dislike eventually was forgotten by CoF, due to him forgetting Dunkey even was the Kaiser during his absence from the community. Eventually CoF, like many other users, started to attack DokeyMing because of his characters being "cringy", "edgy", "shitty memes", etc. etc., to the point where CoF actually supported Arthur Currie's initiative to limit DOnkey to just 1 single account. However later CoF saw the error of his ways when he realized how attacked DonkeyMing truly was, to the point where Donkey could barely hold on to a single account for a few days without it being forcibly shut down for one reason or another. This, coupled with CoF and DonkeyMing sharing a mutual enmity for the aforementioned Currie, is what led to CoF starting to defend Donkey around the same time Otto was doing so due to his obligations to Donkeystan. The two also ran Portugal together; until a certain someone forced Donkey to kill off King Duarte II because of...reasons?
==== Goring ====
The relationship CoF has with Goring is one that is quite odd. CoF dislikes many of Goring's accounts and also his tendency to work with a certain someone. However at the same time CoF and Goring still remain on fairly decent terms because of CoF doesn't ""whine"" about Goring's accounts (mostly) and because he has talked about a few things with Goring, such as Croatia's status under AH and CoF's Karl I account. CoF was also initially opposed to Goring's plans to coup the Commune, he now doesn't care since Chairman Makhno is inactive as Hell.
==== Carol ====
CoF has a friendly attitude towards Admin-King Carol II, due to some of their accounts being allies and due to their mutual desire to defend DonkeyMing from community gang-ups. The two also occasionally have conversations about memes and Balkan shit via DMs. Carol is also CoF's favorite active mod, with Huey being the second, Goring being the third, Eddie being the fourth, Kolchak being the fifth, and Currie being sixth. (List based on a combination of user-friendliness, personal opinion, common interactions, and general actions.) CoF also recently promised he wouldn't cuck Carol by adding more fuel to the Ukrainian Meme.
==== Kyril ====
CoF and the Tsar do not get along as well as they could. This is mostly based on the two being locked in a massive IRP standoff/pissing contest over who gets to dominate Eastern Europe and gets to invade the Syndicalists with mutual NAPs with the Mementente. This has caused some meta arguments to occur, most of which usually end with CoF admitting defeat because Kyril has genuine good counterpoints as opposed to some other people WitWC regularly butts heads with. The two may soon be at war IRP if a certain set of circumstances occur in just the right (or wrong) way(s). 
==== Currie ====
THE BIG ONE
The relationship between CoF and Currie is horrible. And it would take too long to explain in detail so instead some brief background information will be provided and then a list of "causes" will follow.
This enmity was born almost the second CoF returned to the community because of one of the first encounters he had was with Currie's Osman IV and J. F. C. Fuller accounts, whom he came to despise overtime. Currie's status as an Admin has also added additional fuel to the fire. The animosity is further deepened because of the Attacks on DonkeyMing, which Currie is the main orchestrates a majority, and of Currie's IRP behaviors and downright hypocrisy. Whenever the two have an argument it quickly devolves into a complete shitstorm which usually consists of CoF saying a point, Currie saying excuses as an attempt to debunk it, CoF saying that's ridiculous, and Currie saying CoF is "just whining because something hasn't gone his way" (when Currie always gets defensive or sometimes even aggressive whenever someone other than himself threatens to countercuck him or make something not go his way without his consent, despite him simultaneously doing the same to others and accusing others of such practices). This hostility is not expected to alleviate, and for good reason. Neither party to it is perfect nor is either party particularly reasonable. However one party is damned near completely unreasonable and the other is slightly reasonable while not upset.
=== Shitty Rhetorical Q&A Meme ===
==== Does CoF sometimes act like an asshole? ====
Yes, everyone does.
==== Does he do so as frequently as others claim? ====
Nope.
==== Is he unfunny as Hell? ====
Yes, definitely.
==== Is this article he made on himself ego stroking? ====
No. But you bet your ass it's me defending myself.
==== Will he change this article because people find it unfunny like he did with the Currie one? ====
No. Because of a few reasons. 1) I changed that article because I wanted to make a serious article on why its subject is not a good person. 2) I don't actually care when people find me unfunny. People can think what they want.
==== Is this entire segment just a shitty attempt at self-deprecation you're using to attempt to escape criticism or to somehow say you're relatable!? ====
Maybe. 
==== Does this article serve any real purpose? ====
That's a matter of opinion.
==== Is this article even fucking serious? ====
No, not really. In fact this rhetorical reply is actually a test to see how many people could read through this repetitive AF article that has numerous good points but is also simultaneously semi-sarcastic and aggressively unfunny.
=== Conclusion: ===
We can now, looking through this article, assume CoF is a truly reasonable guy and—
Carol did nothing wrong.
P.S. Down with Currie, #EveryManAMod
=== Trivia: ===
-CoF actually is sarcastic AF IRL
-CoF wrote this entire article on himself over a period of 4 hours whilst pretending to do H.W.
-This article is both not designed to be funny nor is it designed to offend people, so such an argument point being used to say it's bad means the entire article has gone over the arguer's head
-Some of the contents in this article are genuine opinions by CoF about himself and others, others are filler, and others are just repetitive semi-sarcastic satirical bullshit
-CoF loves saying the word "gobshite"
-CoF loves the USA, Canada, and Mexico IRL
-CoF supports Greenlandic and Faroese independence from the Danes
-He totally saved the Balkans
-His animosity with Currie is 100% staged
-I am a fan of good comedy, but cannot produce it.
-My IRL arch nemesis is a band geek whom I've known for six years
-Yes, I'm no longer referring to myself in the third person.
-I am intelligent, despite what many of you lot seem to think.
-I am a proud supporter of an independent Donkeystani State
-Currie, if you're reading this: you've been bamboozled
-Goring, if you're reading this: feel free to call it trash, idgaf
-Carol, if you're reading this please proclaim it a meme. I want to see everyone's reaction to such a piece of garbage becoming a "meme".
-Otto, if you're reading this: please don't censor my fucking freaking swear words
-Donkey, if you're reading this: You are one of the only users I actually am on good terms with, so thanks for putting up with my B.S.
-Anarcho-Sockism is best ideology
-Marxism-Leninism-Tukhachevskyism is Reactionary
-Eric Blair and Nestor Makhno are closeted reactionaries as well
-I want to die.
-THE END.
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