My Tales Story

The Tales story was made by 247952.
Characters:
Chapters 1-
Narrator: Tim
247952: Jesse Fan
Order Of The Command Block: Order
Chapters: 1-
Jesse The Pig Master
Chapters: 1-3 Characters
Georgia3904
Chapters: 1-
Policiamalo
Chapters 2-3 chapters
Nohr: A blue hair creep
Griefer #1: White haired girl with the red shirt
Griefer #2: A guy with the blue shirt
Griefer #3: White haired girl
Griefer #4: A white haired girl with the blue shirt
Griefer #5: A white haired girl who wears a gray shirt
Griefer #6: Black haired boy
The rest of the Griefers of Boom Town
Death Bowl Annoucer
Fisher Griefer
Chapter 4-
Magnus
Ellagarrd
Chapter 2-
Gabriel
Ivor
Chapter 1-
Rueben
Chapter 1 only:
Aiden
Maya
Gill
Slime Vendor
Chicken Machine Guy
Otis
DJ
Person #32
Person #19
Person #28
Usher
Theater Announcer #1
Theater Announcer #2
Person #42
Person #37
Person #26
=== Chapter 1: Getting ready from Endercon ===
OOTFJ: Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens Just to be clear, you wouldn`t have any weapons or armor.
Jesse Fan: That`s easy. I`ll take the little tiny... little zombies.
OOTFJ: A hundred of them... crawling all over you, with their tiny hands. All I'd need is, like, ashovel. I`m telling you, way too easy.
OOTFJ: Soo. I`ve got a daylight sensor on the roof...
Jesse Fan: Mmm-hmm...
OOTFJ: And if i did this right, these lamps should turn on once it gets dark.
Jesse Fan: Mmm-hmm...
OOTFJ: I didn`t want to just Reuben here with nothing while we`re at the building competition.
Jesse Fan: He`s coming with us.
OOTFJ: Really?
Jesse Fan: What kind of question is that? Of course he is.
OOTFJ: Okay. I`m saying he shouldn`t come. I`m not... but don`t you think it`s a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go? He kind of makes us look like... I don`t know... amateurs.
Jesse Fan: He`s my wingman. People always wanna talk to the boy with the pig.
OOTFJ: You mean talk about the boy with the pig. Like, "Look at the weird boy with the weird pig. How weird." I didn`t mean anything by it. I`m glad he`s coming. I just don`t want to give people one more reason to call us "losers." I`m getting tired of it. I`m tired of being a laughingstock.
Jesse Fan: We are not losers, OOTFJ.
OOTFJ: We lose all the time. It`s what we do.
Jesse Fan: Okay... Okay! That might be true...
OOTFJ: I can`t remember the last time we`ve won anything.
Jesse Fan: But if that`s the case... It means we win at being losers.
OOTFJ: All right, fine.
Order: Sssssssss...
Jesse Fan: Did you hear that?
Order: Sssssssss...
OOTFJ: Oh, no.
Order: BOOM!!
Jesse Fan: AHHH!
OOTFJ: Burrrghh!
Order: Oh, man! You guys totally freaked out! That was awes--
OOTFJ: Orderl! What`s the matter with you?!
Order: Great, now I`m going to smell like a pig at Endercon.
Jesse Fan: Cool Mask.
Order: It is, isn`t it?
Jesse Fan: Yeah. Very convincing.
Order: The look on your faces...
OOTFJ: Did you bring the fireworks?
Order: Of course I did. I even brought something for the little guy.
Jesse Fan: Nice!
OOTFJ: You brought Reuben as a disquise?
Order: We`re going to a convection. Somebody`s has gotta to wear a costume.
Jesse Fan: As long as Reuben is happy, I`m happy.
Order: Happy?
Reuben: Oink!
Order: Well zippity doo dah! Okay, relax. It`s fine.
OOTFJ: You definitely brought the fireworks right?
Order: Yes. I`m ready. Waiting on you guys.
OOTFJ: See. Now he`s your wingman.
Jesse Fan: Stop.
Order: Hurry up and grab your stuff!
OOTFJ: We`ll meet you downstairs, okay?
Jesse Fan: Okay!
Jesse Fan: Shears. Definitely taking these. Never know when i might need to shear some sheep.
Jesse Fan: Hm. Flint and steel, not too shabby.
Jesse Fan: Gabriel the Warrior. You think we`ll ever get that famous? It`s not impossible... maybe I`ll get famous for my sweet poster collection.
Jesse Fan: I got this stand as a gift, but don`t have any armor to put on it. Maybe someday.
Jesse Fan: Gimme a dragon roar, Reuben. *Reuben roars like a dragon*
Jesse Fan: That`ll do Reuben, that`ll do.
Jesse Fan: One of these days we`re going to win the Endercon building competition. And when we do, people will look at us and say, 'Hey, there goes Jesse and Reuben, winners of the Endercon Building Competition...they really should change the name.'
OOTFJ: That`s everything.
Order: Let`s roll.
OOTFJ: Yeah. Dude. Roll.
Jesse Fan: Let`s go.
Order: I heard a pretty juicy rumor about the building competition. but you guys have to promise not to say anything.
OOTFJ: Okay.
Order: Also, It`s in two parts, each part more exciting than the last!
Jesse Fan: Spit it out, Order.
Order: Part one. The special guest at this year`s Endercon is none other than Gabriel the Warrior him-freaking-self!
Jesse Fan: Whoa! What`s part two?!
Order: Part two. According to my sources, the winner of the building competition`s gonna get to meet him! It doesn`t mean anything if we lose. But if we win...oh man,this would make up for all the losing.
Jesse Fan: I wish they were all going to be there.
Order: Does nothing please you?! You have to meet all the members of the super secret, super legendary Order of the Stone?
Jesse Fan: I wasn`t saying it wasn`t cool. I was just sating, that would be cool -- too.
OOTFJ: Sooo, does this "source" of yours make posters for a living?
Order: Huh?Yeah. My source. uhhh, doesn`t... uh... exist. You guys are my only friends.
Jesse Fan: Guys, lets stay focused. We have a competition to win.
OOTFJ: We never win. And this year we`ve got Reuben with us. We basically have no chance.
Jesse Fan: We`re going to win. Because...
OOTFJ: What are you talking about?
Jesse Fan: Because up to now we`ve hated losing. But today, today my friends, we`re going to start learning how to love winning. That didn`t sound as good as it did in my head.
Order: No, no. I`m with that.
Jesse Fan: Wait a minute...what a minute...we`re thinking about this all wrong. The point of the building competition isn`t just to build something. You have to do something to get noticed by the judges.
OOTFJ: Okay, then. So how do we do this?
Jesse Fan: We don`t just built something functionally. We built something Fun.After we finish the fireworks machine, like we planned -- then we build something cool on top of it.
Jesse The Pig Master: You might be on to something.
Order: If you want to get a reaction out of the judges, you build something scary. So i say we build a creeper...
OOTFJ: Wouldn`t an enderman be better? I`m more scared of endermen than creepers.
Order: They both have their moments. Both pretty scary.
Jesse Fan: let`s build a Zombie.
Order: I guess that`s kind of like a creeper.
OOTFJ: Eh, it`s a monster it`s fine.
Order: We are so ready.
OOTFJ: Yeah. I think this is the first time we`ve decided on something before getting to the competition. Think we`ve got everything we need?
Jesse Fan: It wouldn`t hurt to grab a little more.
Order: Let`s get with the grabbin`, then.
Jesse Fan: We`re so prepared. We can`t lose. Cannot. Bring it in. "Dare to Prepare" on three. No "Preparing is daring." Nope, that`s the same thing. Forget it. "Team" on three. One,two,three..."Team!"
OOTFJ: Team!
Order: Prepare!
*Ready to go*
Order: We know what we`re building. We`ve got all the stuff for it. We are so ready.
OOTFJ: This year it`s going to be different. I`m not just ready to build, I`m ready to win.
Person #23: Nice pig, losers.
Order: Uh, great, there`s Lukas and the Ocelots. The rivalry continues.
OOTFJ: Man. they`ve got matching leather jackets and everything.
Order: So cool...
Aiden: Well, well,well, if it isn`t the Order of the Losers.
Maya: Great, the fail squad`s here.
Gill: Lukas, get a load of these losers!
Policiamalo: Let`s go, guys.
ECA: Name, please?
Order: Order, and a how do you do?
ECA: No, your team name.
Order: Team name? We`re not ready for this.
OOTFJ: So much for losing anonymously.
Jesse Fan: We`re the Dead Enders.
Order: Whoa. It sounds like a name for pirates.
OOTFJ: It`s cool.
ECA: Okay, Dead Enders. You guys are in booth 5.
Jesse Fan: Hmm... Nope.
Jesse Fan: It`s like everyone in town is here.
Order: Is that a freakin` beacon. They have a freakin` beacon?! Freakin' Beacon!?
OOTFJ: That`s stained glass. They aren`t just building a beacon. They`re building a rainbow beacon. We`re gonna lose.
Jesse Fan: Our design is way cooler. A gigantic Zombie is way cooler than a fancy light.
OOTFJ: Their difficulty score is going to be higher than our total score.
Jesse Fan: But we`ve got something they don`t... fireworks.
OOTFJ: We should probably stop staring at them.
Gill: Hahaha! Look, it`s the Order of the Losers. Again.
Maya: Good one, Gill!
OOTFJ: We`ve just looking.
Aiden: There`ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon.
Order: You`re being unpleasant.
Aiden: Maybe not all of you. Endercon doesn`t allow outside food or drink. I`m talking about your Pig. I`m saying he`s food.
Jesse Fan: Shut up.
Aiden: What`s that?
OOTFJ: Jesse said "shut up." Do you need to hear it again?
Aiden: I dunno. Maybe.
Lukas: Stop wasting your time, Aiden. We`ve got work to do.
Aiden: You`re lucky i`m busy.
Georgia3904: Hey JF1, Guys.
Jesse Fan: Hey Georgia3904.
Georgia3904: How`s the build going?
Order: Only time will tell. But -- we`re optimistic.
Policiamalo: Georgia3904, I forgot to thank you for that nether star.
Georgia3904: Hey Policiamalo. Not a problem.
Order: You helped these tools?
Georgia3904: For the right price, I`ll help anyone. If you need anything, you know where to find me.
OOTFJ: None of us know where to find you.
Georgia3904: Exactly.
Policiamalo: No hard feelings guys. if you`re cool with Petra, you`re cool with us. So why don`t we just forget about all this, and, y`know... make this about how cool our builds are.
Jesse Fan: May the best team win.
Policiamalo: Careful what you wish for.
Jesse Fan: We`ll see about that.
ECA: Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the Endercon Building Competition. The winners of this years competition will have their build featured at Endercon -- the winners will meet, in person, Gabriel the Warrior.
Aiden, Lukas, Gill, Maya: Ocelots!! Ocelots!! Ocelots!!
OOTFJ: Whoa. Handshake. We don`t have a handshake.
Jesse Fan: We`ll just make one up.We`ll call it the uuhhhhhh....The "Warrior Whip!"
OOTFJ: Aaaand just like that, I`m nervous again.
Jesse Fan: Don`t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine. This year, the Dead Enders can`t lose!
Order: Let`s do it!
ECA: Building...starts...now!
*JF1, Order, and OOTFJ starts building*
Aiden: Uh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I`m soooo scared!
Jesse Fan: You worry about your build and we`ll worry about ours.
*JF1 continues building*
Jesse Fan: And now -- the moment of truth.
OOTFJ: Here goes nothing...
OOTFJ: This looks so cool. We`ll win this for sure.
Order: How could anyone not love a zombie? Good call, Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: Guys. People are looking at us.
Person #23: Good build, man.
Aiden: What? No way... It`s just a bunch of dyed wool!
Aiden: Whoops...
Jesse Fan: Oh, no! Reuben`s on fire!! Reuben, no! Come back!
Order: It was Aiden! That punk!
OOTFJ: The lava`s getting closer!
Order: It`s gonna ruin the build!
OOTFJ: Rueben`s going to get lost! We`ve got to do something.
Order: But our build is about to go up in flames.
Jesse Fan: You guys stay and save the build.
Order: On it!
OOTFJ: We`ve got it covered Jesse. be careful. *Falls on Axel*
OOTFJ: We`ll meet up with you at Endercon!
Jesse Fan: Reuben?! Where are you? Just give me an oink if you can hear me.
Jesse Fan: Could that be Reuben?
Jesse Fan: Huh, pig tracks...
Jesse Fan: Doesn`t look like this fire will spread. I bet Reuben started this.
Jesse Fan: Reuben, I don`t wanna be out here in the dark!
Jesse Fan: Hmm, i hear some pigs.
Jesse Fan: Hey, Reuben. I got a carrot for you. Where are ya, buddy?
Jesse Fan: Reuben? Are you in there? Stupid pigs.
Jesse Fan: Reuben? Where are ya, buddy?
Jesse Fan: Reuben? No, not you gu-- pigs! All pigs but Reuben shut up!
Jesse Fan: GAH!!
Jesse Fan: Reuben, it`s getting scary out here!
Jesse Fan: Reuben?! Reuben?! Uh, no! You in there, buddy? Uh, geez. Please don`t be toasted, Reuben
JF1: Phew.
*JF1 goes in the cave and looks at the spider*
Jesse Fan: GAH!!
Jesse Fan: Reuben! There you are! Hey, buddy. You want a carrot?
Jesse Fan: Uh, I`m so happy to see you!
Jesse Fan: Reuben, run!
Jesse Fan: Whew, I think we`re good.
Jesse Fan: GAH!!
Jesse Fan: I think we made it... Ah!
Reuben: Squeal!
Jesse Fan: Back! Get Back! Stay behind me. I`ve got you.
Jesse Fan: Stupid wooden swords!
Jesse Fan: I know it`s bad, I`ll think of something.
Jesse Fan: There`s too many of them, buddy. Don`t leave that spot, no matter what. You hear me?
Jesse Fan: Get away for him!
Jesse Fan: Oh, no! He got you!
Jesse Fan: Waahh! Oof! Ahhh! Ugh! Get off me!
Jesse Fan: Ahhh!
Jesse Fan: Ahhh!
Georgia3904: Come on, lets get out of the open.
Georgia3904: I want to show you something.
Jesse Fan: not that this isn`t a really cool, dimly-lit tunnel, but... how far away is this thing you wanna show me?
Georgia3904: Careful, Jesse. You don`t want to get a reputation as a wimp.
Jesse Fan: This isn`t my first time in a cave, Georgia3904.
Georgia3904: Yeah, but have you ever seen -- A Wither Skull?
Jesse Fan: Whoa!
Georgia3904: Fresh from the Nether. You`re the first person I`ve showed it to. So you`d better appreciate this.
Jesse Fan: You risked your life for that dusty old skull?
Georgia3904: No, I risked my life for the thing I`m gonna exchange for that dusty old skull. There`s this guy I`m meeting up with at Endercon -- he`s gonna trade me a diamond for it. Being the resident go-getter pays off every once in awhile.
Jesse Fan: Why didn`t he just go get the skull himself?
Petra: He`s not the kind of guy who has time to do something like that!
Jesse Fan: What kind of guy is he, then?
Petra: The kind who understands the value of hard work.
Jesse Fan: Wow.
Petra: Wow... What?
Jesse Fan: In a single day, you went to the Nether, you killed a Wither skeleton... I mean, I did build a super-cool statue, but still. It`s pretty sweet being you, huh?
Petra: You know... you could come with me. I mean, if you`re too nervous, I totally get it.
Jesse Fan: You want me? To come with you.
Petra: Consider it my charitable act for the day.
Jesse Fan: I`ll consider it whatever you want me to consider it -- so long as i get to come.
Jesse Fan: You just keep a crafting table down here?
Petra: Comes in handy. Since that wooden sword of your got busted...
Jesse Fan: You`re giving me a new one?
Petra: Even better. You can make your own.
Petra: One stick, plus two stones equals one sword. Just grab whatever you need.
Jesse Fan: Oh. Okay. Thanks. Hey, is all this stuff yours?
Petra: No, we`re just stealing from whoever was dumb enough to leave this here. Of course it`s mine.
Jesse Fan: Just making sure. Oh, here we go! Jackpot.
Petra: Just place the pieces on the table.
*Crafts the Sword
Petra: See, isn`t it better when you make it yourself?
Petra: Check it out - EnderCon`s all lit up.
Jesse Fan: I can`t believe it -- we won! Order was right -- everyone loves a zombie.
Petra: Good for you, Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: It`s about time we beat and his gang of jerks! What kind of a stupid name is the Ocelots, anyway?
Petra: You know, Lukas may be kind of arrogant, but he has come through for me in tricky situations. You might wanna get to know him -- just in case. He`s good at building, that`s for sure. It`s always useful to have a guy like that around... no matter what you might think of him personally.
Jesse Fan: Even if i wanted to get to know him, there`s no way Olivia and Axel would go along with it.
Petra: OOTFJ and Order aren`t the boss of you. Just -- think about it, okay?
Jesse Fan: C`mon -- let`s hurry.
Petra: Remember what Endercon was like before it was cool?
Jesse Fan: Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?
Petra: ... some of us will never be cool.
Jesse Fan: Ha-ha.
Jesse Fan: Creepers!
Petra: This... doesn`t look good. Well -- there`s only one way off this bridge. Whatever we do, we do it together.
Jesse Fan: All right, Let`s jump!
Petra: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Jesse Fan: OWWWWW! Burns; it burns!
Petra: Don`t you know? You dive into the water - you don`t land on top of it. Pull yourself together, and follow me.
Petra: So, when we're making a deal, I need you to let me do the talking, okay? I just don`t want anything to screw this up.
Jesse Fan: Sure, I`ll let you handle it.
Petra: And if you want to be really useful, try to look intimidating.
Jesse Fan: Like this?
Petra: I`m less scared- of you than scared-for you.
Order: JF1!
OOTFJ: ... and... Petra?
Jesse Fan: Hey, you all know Petra.... my new super-close friend. We`re super-close now. We ran into each other while i was looking for Reuben.
OOTFJ: Poor Reuben -- What happened to his eye?
Jesse Fan: We had a little run-in with some zombies. They whacked him good, but Reuben held his own.
Order: What were you doing in the woods, Petra?
Petra: Nothing. Just... drawn by the sound of Jesse Fan`s high- pitched screams.
Jesse Fan: I would`ve been spider-bait if she hadn't found me.
Order: Sorry we didn`t come with you, Jesse Fan.
OOTFJ: But hey, we won!
Order: Looks like abandoning friends in their timr of need paid off yet again.
Jesse Fan: If i didn`t know any better, I`d think that Zombie was going to attack us!
Order: We did okay, did we?
OOTFJ: I still wish I`d gotten that part in the back to look better...
Order: I could`ve put more fireworks in there... Somewhere...
Jesse Fan: We deserve a victory party! Who`s in?
OOTFJ: I like all kinds of parties -- but especially ones where i get to celebrate winning.
Order: 'Bout time I`ll be the guest of honor at something.
Petra: Hey, Jesse. It`s time to go see about that -- thing.
Jesse Fan: Oh, right. The "thing"
OOTFJ: Subtle.
Jesse Fan: Yeah?
OOTFJ: As a punch to the face. Axel and i were gonna head into Endercon anyway -- see you in there?
Order: I heard somebody saying there`s free cake by the map booth...
Petra: Hurry -- we`re supposed to meet in the alley over there.
Jesse Fan: Dark. Dark. Very dark in here.
Petra: That`s weird -- he said the dark, creepy alley closed to the gates, but he`s not here. Maybe he`s late.
Jesse Fan: Are you sure This is the dark, creepy alley he meant?
Petra: Hmm. I WAS. Okay, new plan. You stay here just in case this is the spot he meant, and i`ll look around. I guess i could have heard him wrong. Then again, I`ve never gotten a meet-up spot wrong before.
Jesse Fan: You can`t seriously think you`re just gonna leave me here!
Petra: If you can manage to stay alive in the woods, I think you can do the same here. I`ll be back before you know it. If he shows up while I`m gone, just stall for me.
Ivor: Ahem!
Jesse Fan: Aaaaaah!!
Ivor: And just who are you? I`m waiting!
Jesse: The name`s Jesse. What`s it to you?
Ivor: I`m supposed to meet with Petra, not whatever you`re supposed to be! Give me one good reason Why i shouldn`t walk out of here right now. Well.
Jesse Fan: I`m with Petra.
Ivor: My deal is with her -- not her partner.
Jesse Fan: She`ll be here. But we can get started without her.
Ivor: Do you have the skull?
Jesse Fan: Uh... Well...
Ivor: You do or you don`t.
Jesse Fan: Petra has it -- and she`ll be back any minute now!
Ivor: Well. As long as she`s bringing it... I supposed it wouldn`t kill me to wait a minute longer.
Jesse Fan: Uh... Well...
Petra: Ivor!
Ivor: Ah, here she is.
Petra: Sorry i`m late, but -- good things are worth waiting for. I`ve got what you asked for.
Jesse Fan: if you have what you promised us.
Ivor: You didn`t say anything about an "us" when we first met. And i don`t like surpises. If these are the sorts of people you associate with... Perhaps we should call the whole thing off.
Petra: My friend is fine, right, Jesse? There`s no problem here. Let`s not be too hasty, okay? This is just a little misunderstanding.
Jesse Fan: Let`s just do this thing.
Petra: That`s what i thought.
Ivor: Proceed, then.
Petra: I`ll take that diamond now.
Ivor: Take it. You`ve earned it.
Jesse Fan: Uh, this isn`t a diamond...
Petra: No, it`s lapis! Of all the dirty, underhanded tricks to pull. I can`t believe that guy got one over on me!
Jesse Fan: Let`s go after him!
Petra: I`m either getting that diamond, or i`m getting my skull back --
Jesse Fan: Or you`ll make him pay, right? Right?
Petra: Come on!
Petra: Do you see him anywhere?
Jesse Fan: We lost him.
Petra: Then we`ll just have to find him again. Go!
Jesse Fan: We won`t find him just standing around.
Person #32: There he is! Gabriel! Gabriel!!!
Person #19: Step aside, please!
Person #28: I just have one question!
Usher: Hold all your questions until after the keynote!
Person #19: But the keynote`s sold out.
Usher: Hold all your questions anyway!
Usher: You guys big Gabriel fans or something? Too bad it`s sold out.
Jesse Fan: Sup?
Policiamalo: 'Sup?
Jesse Fan: Nothing, 'sup with you?
Policiamalo: Nothing, 'sup with you?
Jesse Fan: I just said -- nothing.
Policiamalo: Hey, uh, congrats on the win. I mean I still think our beacon was amaing, but... you guys did a pretty good job, too. I mean i thought the whole monster theme was plenty cool, but -- fireworks, too?
Jesse Fan: You know, that stunt your friend pulled really hurt my pig.
Policiamalo: Okay, maybe, but i had nothing to do with that.
Jesse Fan: He`s still missing, you know.
Policiamalo: Sorry, I hope you find him soon.
Jesse Fan: Hey, you didn`t happen to see a creepy guy with long hair and a beard roaming around, did you?
Policiamalo: I don`t think so... why?
Jesse Fan: He kinda scammed Petra out of a diamond eariler.
Policiamalo: Whoa -- everyone knows, you don`t mess with Petra. Not if you know what`s good for you. I`ll keep an eye out, okay?
Jesse Fan: Thanks -- I appreciate it.
Policiamalo: So uh, we`re cool?
Jesse Fan: Yeah, we`re cool.
Policiamalo: Cool-cool.
Jesse Fan: Too cool for school.
Policiamalo: Coolness.
Jesse Fan: Ha! See ya later, Policiamalo.
Policiamalo: Yeah. See ya.
Jesse Fan: (Dances)
Jesse Fan: Ha! I see you now, weirdo...
Aiden: Well, if it isn`t Team Trashbag! How`s your stupid pig? I hear intense heat causes brain damage.
Jesse Fan: Kinda busy right now, man.
Aiden: Busy trying to get a life? Busy trying to find some friends?
Aiden: Hey!
Jesse Fan: Hey! Where do you think you`re --
Slime Ventor: What do you think you`re doing?
Jesse Fan: Uh, I`m sorry.
Slime Ventor: Get away from me!
Jesse Fan: I said i was sorry.
Jesse Fan: Reuben? Where`d you wander off to?
Otis: Getcha pork chops here! Fresh off the Bone! Nothing sticks to your ribs quite like a juicy pork chop!
Jesse Fan: Reuben!!
Otis: What`s the big idea? I`m trying to run a business here.
Jesse Fan: That`s my pig! You kidnapped my pig!
Otis: Well, i don`t know what you`re talking about, Chief. I found this pig wandering alone in the streets. Not the fattest pig i`ve ever seen... But he should cook up real nice anyway.
Jesse Fan: Please. He`s my friend.
Otis: To me, he`s inventory. I might be amenable to some kind of trade... Not that you look like you got much of value. I gotta get some kind of return on my investment.
Jesse Fan: All I`ve got is this sword.
Otis: Uh, that`s very nice. With this i could cut my butchering time in half. Nice doin` business with you.
Jesse Fan: C`mon Reuben. I`m sorry Reuben. I was so busy trying to find that creepy dude, i didn`t notice...
Jesse Fan: Remember that thing i had to go with Petra? Long story short, we met up with this guy, he cheated me and Petra on a deal, and now we`re trying to track him down. You in?
OOTFJ: Uh, I`m in, all right.
Petra: Any sign of him?
Jesse Fan: I thought i saw him eariler, but it was just a false alarm. Wait! There he is! Looks like he`s heading towards the Hall.
Petra: We`re going to have to get past that usher to follow him.
Jesse Fan: Let`s go! So, yeah, hey.
Petra: What would it take to get us inside tonight?
Usher: Uh...tickets...hehehe... That was a good one. You should laugh.
Jesse Fan: Here`s the thing -- we had tickets, but we lost them.
Usher: Uh man, I hate it when stuff like that happens.
Jesse Fan: Me, too! I feel like such an idiot!
Usher: I`m sorry, but... no tickets, no show. Chiiickeeen...! Chicken - chicken - Chicken! Its gone, you`re totally fine, you`re a totally cool dude.
Petra: We have to do something.
OOTFJ: Like what? This show has been sold out for ages!
Order: I could bust right through. I just need a little wind-up room...
Jesse Fan: We need a distraction.
Petra: A alot of chickens running around might be a distraction.
Usher: Shoo! Get outta here!
Jesse Fan: The usher is afraid of chickens... What would you say if i told you i wanna break this guy`s chicken machine to create the mother of all distractions?
OOTFJ: But you have to break that pane of glass. How`re you going to reach it?
Petra: Let`s look around, there has to be something we can do.
Jesse Fan: Hmm... I bet I could reach that glass with a slime block.
Jesse Fan: Uhh...heeyyy..we meet again...hehe...he... One slime block, please.
Slime Vendor: We don`t give out slime block here. Just slime balls. But we`ve got a limited supply today and we`re only giving out 2 per customer. You could craft your own slime block if you had 9 slime balls...
Jesse Fan: I`m really sorry about earlier -- I honestly thought you were someone else.
Slime Vendor: Apology accepted.
Order: A round of slime ball for everyone, please.
Jesse Fan: Wait, this is only eight slimeballs, we need one more to make a block.
Petra: Okay. We need to find another way to get some more slime, and quick.
Order: On it!
Jesse Fan: Um, just one more thing, ma`am? One more slime ball, please!
Slime Vendor: I`m afraid not. If i break the rules for you, then i have to break them for everybody and then i`ll be out of slime completely. Sorry.
Jesse Fan: Come on, please?
Jesse Fan: I`ve gotta find one more slimeball.
Jesse Fan: Hey, uh, Lukas? Can you do me a favor?
Lukas (Policiamalo): Anything`s possible.
Jesse Fan: I need slime balls. I swear i have a really good explanation --
Lukas: Whatever you guys are doing, count me in.
Petra: Thanks, Lukas. Told you he was useful.
Order: Aw, man -- this guy isn`t actually cool, is he?
OOTFJ: Remains to be seen.
Jesse Fan: It`s crafin` time.
Lukas: So, you guys been building together long? You`ve got good chemistry.
Order: You jealous?
Lukas: I`m just saying, I think it`s cool you have a team that works so well together.
Order: You`re totally jealous. How`s it going, Jesse? You know how to do this -- a slime in every slot, and in every slot a slime.
Jesse Fan: Ta-da! One slime block! Gross.
OOTFJ: I`ll take that.Riiiight there.
Order: It`s all you, Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: Gimme a boost.
Jesse Fan: Wheeee!
The Chicken Machine Guy: My poultry! My precious poultry!
Usher: Keep your eyes closed! They`ll peck out your eyes! Ahhhhhhh!
Petra: Now`s our chance!
Usher: Hey!
Petra: Where`d he go?
Jesse Fan: There! Through that door!
Lukas: What do we do once we catch him? There are a million ways to play this. But considering this isn`t my fight, I`ll follow your lead.
Jesse Fan: Whatever we have to.
Lukas: You`re way more intense than i gave you credit for, Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: Ready?
Petra: Ready.
Jesse Fan: See anything?
Petra: He must have gone out another way.
OOTFJ: What is all this?
Jesse Fan: Looks like it used to be the basement. Weird place to have a hideout...
Petra: I bet you anything I`ll find my Wither skull here.
Order: And if we find anything else cool to steal along the way, so be it, right?
Petra: Order -- that`s not what we`re here to do.
Jesse Fan: I did say we should do whatever we have to...
Order: And if this guy`s not around, what we have to do is steal.
Petra: I don`t want to stoop to her level.
Order: But isn`t that the best way to get back to him?
Jesse Fan: Ivor could come back any minute. There`s no time for looting.
Order: There`s always time for looting, JF1 -- always.
Jesse Fan: The faster we find what we`re looking for, the faster we can get the heck out of here.
JF1: Oh, hello.
Petra: Too heavy. And too soft.
Jesse Fan: But super flashy.
Petra: Yeah; I don`t think this guy does much fighting...Hey, you still have that one stone sword, right?
Jesse Fan: Nah, I had to give it to some jerkwad butcher to save Reuben`s life.
Petra: Jeez... oh well. i guess that was pretty good cause. Here. Now that`s two you owe me.
Jesse Fan: Thanks. Again.
Petra: You`re welcome. Don`t lose that one.
Jesse Fan: Find anything?
Order: I wanna steal that. And that. I just wanna touch that.
Jesse Fan: Oooooh, take a look at this!
Order: You`re not gonna believe me, but i swear i had a dream about this. Okay, potion -- I know this is a big step, but...
Jesse Fan: I would be honored if you`d come home with me. I saw it first. Yoink!
Order: Hey! What gives?
Jesse Fan: There`s no way he won`t notice his fancy potion is missing.
Order: A good thief always covers his tracks. Fixed it!
Jesse Fan: Oh, yeah, the perfect crime.
Jesse Fan: What the hell is all this stuff?
Petra: Soul Sand. It was everywhere in the Nether.
Jesse Fan: What about that block in the middle?
OOTFJ: I`ve never seen one of these before... I wonder if i just -- take a closer look... Do you feel that? It`s -- almost pulsing.
Jesse Fan: Don`t touch that, OOTFJ!
OOTFJ: I was just curious.
Jesse Fan: Don`t forget what we`re here for -- find that skull.
Jesse Fan: Soooooo... good news, weird news. I found the skull, but...
Petra: What the hell? Why`d i risk my neck for that skull if he`s got two of them already? He was in such a hurry to get it, too. There`s gotta be something bigger going on here. Something we just don`t see.
Jesse Fan: Maybe Ivor`s some kind of collector. A trophy hunter.
Order: Or he could be collecting them to make a bunch of banners.
Lukas: I think i know what`s going on here. Soul Sand, plus three Wither skulls... that`s the recipe for a Wither.
Petra: But... a Wiher... that`s --
Lukas: One of the worst monsters there is.
Jesse Fan: We came down here to find the skull. Well, we found it.
Petra: Maybe we should just grab it, and get out of here -- while we still can.
Lukas: Uh, guys?
Petra: Scatter!
Ivor: "Don`t you recognize me?" Or... wait... "Surpised to see me?" No, that`s not good... "Thought you were rid of me, didn`t you?" That`s better.
Ivor: What was that? Who`s there?
Jesse Fan: OOTFJ, look out!
Ivor: What are you doing here?! What did you see?!
Petra: Leave him along!
Order: Yeah! Back off, pal.
Ivor: You two?! Did you follow me here?
Petra: You thought you could just screw us over and get away with it, didn`t you?
Jesse Fan: We`re here to prove you wrong.
Ivor: What are you going to do about it? I have what i want, and you have exactly what you earned. Now get out before i put you out.
Jesse Fan: Pay us what you owe us. You give us a diamond, we`ll get out of your hair.
Ivor: I won`t be threatened -- not by the likes of you.
Order: Hey! Nobody talks to my friends like that! Now shut your mouth -- or else.
Ivor: Enough! You`ve wasted too much of my time already.
Petra: Where`d he go?
Ivor: If you won`t leave of your own volition, I`ll happily remove you myself!
Ivor: Show our friends the door, will you?
TA: Oh man, this is so exciting.
TA2: Isn`t it?
TA: And now! For the first time ever here at Endercon! We are very proud to present --
TA2: The one! The Only!
TA and TA2: Gabriel!
Person #42: Gabriel!
Person #37: We love you!
Gabriel: Please, Thank you.: Are you with me?
Jesse Fan: Is everybody okay?
OOTFJ: Um... guys? Where`s Lukas?
Jesse Fan: I thought that he was right behind me.
Order: Well, if he`s not here, the only place he could be is --
Jesse Fan: He`s still down in the Basement.
Petra: Ivor`s got an iron golem and all the ingredients to build a Wither down there. if he were to unleash it in this crowd of people... We have to act fast.
OOTFJ: It just so happens that the greatest warrior of all time is in the building. We should ask Gabriel for help. This is the smartest way to help Lukas.
Petra: He`s tough. I just hope he`s tough enough to hold out a little bit longer.
Jesse Fan: We need Gabriel to get Lukas back and to deal with everything else we saw down there.
Petra: We`re doing the right thing, Jesse. I just hope Lukas can hold out against that golem for long enough for us to get help.
OOTFJ: Come on, then.
Order: Let`s crash this party.
Gabriel: With the right training, and guidance, anyone... and i mean anyone can become a hero. You just have to believe it. I want you to look me in the eyes. And i want you to know that i am looking into yours.
Jesse Fan: We`ve just gotta push through this crowd to get to Gabriel.
Gabriel: Start believing, today. Now, i`d like open up the floor for a few questions. Keep it orderly, folks.: Aaaaand -- you, right there in the front row.
Person #26: You know when uh... Ellegaard... and the dragon... umm... like what was her favorite food?
Gabriel: Bread. Next question. Yes, next. What question do you have for the mighty Gabriel? Well?
Jesse Fan: I saw something scary in the basement!
Gabriel: I`m... not following.
Jesse Fan: This creep`s been building a monster down there! I`m telling you, he`s trouble!
Gabriel: Is that so? Well, as you all know, trouble is what i do best.
Jesse Fan: I`m not making it up! We really need your help.
Gabriel: Hmm. Perhaps we should have this checked out...
Ivor: I have a question for you.
Gabriel: Excuse me, sir -- you`ll have to wait your turn.
Ivor: Just tell me first: do you really believe anyone can be great?
Gabriel: With enough hard work -- yes.
Ivor: Was that what i went wrong? I simply didn`t work hard enough?
Gabriel: Ivor, Is that really you? How dare you interrupt like this!
Jesse Fan: That`s the guy who attacked us in the basement!
Gabriel: I wish i could say i was surpised.
Ivor: If it`s surpises you want, you`re in for a treat. Why don`t you tell him the real story, Gabriel?
Gabriel: I see time has made you bitter.
Ivor: And it`s made you an even bigger fool. Now, These people were promised greatness -- and i`m ready to deliver. I`m sorry this is how they had to learn the truth.
Jesse Fan: Gabriel, You have to stop him!
Ivor: But, nothing built can last forever, Gabriel.
Gabriel: Ivor, no!
Ivor: Creature -- attack!
Gabriel: Everyone stay calm! This foul beast is no match for me!
Ivor: Creature -- attack!
Gabriel: Hyahh! What have you done?
Jesse Fan: Gabriel!
Gabriel: No! Stay away! It`s after me, not you!
Ivor: Look at him! The mighty Gabriel! Looks like true greatness is out of his reach. He may not be able to defeat this creature -- but i can! Creature -- Retreat! Ahem. Creature -- Retreat! Retreat! I said! Retreat!
Jesse Fan: He`s lost control of it!
Ivor: No need to be alarmed, my friends. I have an Elixir that will destory this creature.
Jesse Fan: That potion -- is that... ?
Order: Uh-oh.
Ivor: What? Impossible! It should have worked -- I took such care!
OOTFJ: It`s the wrong potion! Jesse Fan you`ve got the real one!
Ivor: You theives! You`re ruinning everything!
OOTFJ: Jesse Fan -- throw it!
Ivor: it`s protecting itself! Without the command block eposed... the potion is useless! It wasn`t supposed to happen like this!
Gabriel: Ivor! You coward, come back here!
OOTFJ: Jesse Fan, help me!
*JF1 helps OOTFJ*
Gabriel: Thank you.: Ivor was right about one thing -- I can`t defeat that thing. Not on my own. Everyone`s running away... except for you. Will you help me? I must get to the temple -- but what needs to happen next, I can`t do alone.
Jesse Fan: Of course!
Gabriel: Follow me!
Jesse Fan: Out of my way, chickens!
Jesse Fan: Oof! Wait! Hey! I`m up here! Somebody, help me! Guys!
Jesse Fan: Lukas!
Lukas: You guys left me down there! Abandoned me!
Jesse Fan: No! We were trying to warn Gabriel and get him to help!
Petra: Jesse Fan!
Jesse Fan: Wait -- wait! We have to stay together!
Petra: Jesse! Help me!
Jesse Fan: I can`t hold on! Noooooooo!
*Gabriel comes to help*
Jesse Fan: Do we still have everyone?
Gabriel: We must set out for my fortress -- we`ll be better protected there.
Petra: Thanks for that just now.
Jesse Fan: Yeah, well, now we`re eve-
Petra: Incoming!
Gabriel: Stay together, Everybody! We`ll be safe as soon as we get to my temple.
Gabriel: Everyone, keep going! We`ll meet up on the other side!
Gabriel: The temple is just up ahead! Follow me!'
Gabriel: Hurry! Inside the temple! The inner chamber is built entirely of obsidian. We should be untouchable in there.
OOTFJ: *Screams*
Gabriel: Hurry! If you can get through the portal, you`ll be safe!
Order: Uh, something`s not right here.
OOTFJ: It`s not lit! We need something to light it.
Petra: Everyone! Get in! Now!
Gabriel: Aaaaaaaah!
Jesse Fan: Gabriel!
Gabriel: Thank you. There are so many of them... I-i can`t save them all. I can`t stop this by myself. We need to find the others.
Jesse Fan: Others?
Gabriel: Soren was been missing for years. But the others -- you must seek them out. Take this amulet. And guard it with your life. You can do this!
Jesse Fan: How am I supposed to find Magnus and Ellegaard?
Gabriel: The amulet will guide you. Take it through the portal, and then --
Petra: You two: go through the portal and meet up with the others. i`ll stay here and do whatever i can. Go on, Jesse, go! Get through that portal, now!
Jesse Fan: Petra, you`ve got to go through the portal with us!
Petra: Sorry. JF1. This is something I`ve got to do. If anything happens, I`ll meet you guys at the temple.
Jesse Fan: Lukas!
Jesse Fan: Oh, no!
Gabriel: Can`t -- get -- away from it!
Petra: Jesse! Do something!
Gabriel: Somebody! Help!
Petra: Thank you, Gabriel's still up there!
Gabriel: JF1, go!
JF1: Nooo!
Order: Where`s Petra?
Lukas: We did everything we could.
Order: What are you saying?
OOTFJ: Jesse? What is he talking about? Because it doesn`t sound...
Jesse Fan: It was chaos. There wasn`t much i could do.
Lukas: Jesse`s right.
Jesse Fan: Petra is still up there.
Lukas: I got scared. Just for a second.
Order: You got scared?
Lukas: It wasn`t my fault.
Order: You got scared and it`s not your fault?
OOTFJ: Back off, Order.
Order: We gotta go back.
OOTFJ: No! We just have to wait.
OOTFJ: Think about what you`re walking into.
JF1: There's nothing you can do. You'll just end up getting yourself killed.
Order: You don't know that! You don't know--
Lukas: Hey! There she is!
Jesse Fan: Come on... Come on!
Ivor: You again.
Order: Gah!
Jesse Fan: Ivor.
Ivor: You ruined everything! Don`t pretend you don`t know, thief. You took my most valuable potion...
Jesse Fan: This is all your fault!
Ivor: I had a plan! Any you interfered.
Jesse Fan: Your plan was to set off a Wither in a theater full of people.
Ivor: A wither I could control. That is, until you showed up. There`s nothing left up there! Nothing but that Wither Storm.
Order: Why are we wasting time talking to this jerk? We have to go and get Petra!
Ivor: The girl. I saw her.
Lukas: What?
Ivor: While i was running toward the portal I passed her. She was running in the opposite direction. Such bravery. Of course, there`s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. And your friend has crossed it.
Jesse Fan: She`s going to make it.
Ivor: You`re concerned about your friend. It`s admirable. You`re all going to be dead, very soon.
Jesse Fan: We`ll see about that.
Ivor: You don`t even realize... you`re in danger -- right now.
Jesse Fan: So are you.
Ivor: Through that tunnel is a network of minecarts built by the Order of the Stone. It`s your only way out.
Order: We should go that way.
Lukas: Time`s wasting. Let`s go.
Jesse Fan: I don`t remember asking for your help!
Ivor: It`s not for my sake.
Jesse Fan: Yeha, well, keep it to yourself.
Ivor: There`s nothing left up there. Nothing but that monster.
Order: What was that?
Ivor: I would wish you good luck, but luck won`t carry you though the Nether. You have my sympathies.
Order: Let`s get out of here!
Jesse Fan: Run!
OOTFJ: This must be what Ivor was talking about.
Jesse Fan: Everybody, hold on!
Lukas: Wow. The Nether.
OOTFJ: Yeah... That is a lot of lava. And fire. And other things that could burn you to death.
Jesse Fan: Oh no.
Lukas: Oh that`s a drop. That is very, very much a drop.
Order: What are you talking about, new guy? What drrrrOh crap! You weren`t kidding.
Jesse Fan: Everybody, hold on!
Jesse Fan: Oh, no.
Lukas: Duck!
OOTFJ: Watch it!
Order: Okay, so i`m not the only seeing that we`re running out of track, right?
Lukas: No!
Order: Good!
OOTFJ: Jesse! That switch! Now! Do It!
Jesse Fan: Ohhh arms don`t fail me now... Ye-ah! Woo! Haha, wow. I thought something bad was going to happen there but, heh, I guess everything`s going to be... Whoa!
OOTFJ: Jesse!
Order: No!
Lukas: Whoa!
JTPM: Wait!
Order: Oh,man!
Jesse Fan: Uhhhhhhh, Axel? Olivia? Reuben? Anybody?!
Jesse Fan: Hang on, Reuben!
Jesse Fan: Rueben!! Okay Reuben, remember when i said everything was going to be just fine before? I know i was wrong then but i have a very good feeling about this time...
Jesse Fan: Whoa!
Jesse Fan: Duck!
Jesse Fan: Well. Ghasts are officially crossed off my to-see list. Done with the Ghasts. Never need to see them -- Ahhh crap.
Jesse Fan: This-is-bad,this-is-bad, this-is-bad.
Jesse Fan: Is... Ha.. Is everyone okay?
Order: I mean I`m not dead. I guess that`s pretty good.
OOTFJ: Ditto. Ditto with the not dead.
Lukas: I just can`t believe that Petra comes down here all the time... This place is awful. Your throat`s going to be sore later, Order.
Order: Why?
Jesse Fan: You know how you those experiences you remember and reminisce about fot the rest of your lives?
Order: Yeah?
Jesse Fan: This isn`t one of those. Let`s never discuss this ever again.
Jesse Fan: Can you throw up... like, inside your body?
OOTFJ: Uh-huh I know becuase i just did, about five times.
Jesse Fan: Wow-- look at this place!
OOTFJ: All these tracks converge at this point. You could probably get anywhere in the world from here.
Jesse Fan: There`s the portal!
Lukas: This is what Gabriel was talking about.
Order: That`s our way out.
OOTFJ: It must lead back to the surface.
Lukas: The surface is also where that creature is.
Jesse Fan: He`s right. We have no idea what we`re walking into. It could be dangerous.
Lukas: Thanks for being so brave, Order.
Order: All right. I`m gonna go. I`m going. I`m going right now. Like right, right now.
Jesse Fan: I`ll go first.
Order: That`s not what i was saying.
Jesse Fan: I`m going.
Order: Well, if you absolutely insist.
Jesse Fan: Well -- see you guys on the other side, i guess.
OOTFJ: Be careful.
Order: Thanks JF1.
Jesse Fan: Okay... not what i was expecting.
Jesse Fan: Uh, man. That was close.
Jesse Fan: There was a zombie.
Order: Uh... is it dead? I mean, you know, dead-dead?
Jesse Fan: Yeah.
OOTFJ: Where are we?
Jesse Fan: In the dark; in the middle of nowhere.
Lukas: Maybe we should bed down for the night. It`s dangerous to be out when it`s this dark.
Order: I thought we were headed toward a temple.
OOTFJ: We`re looking for a giant building. It should be pretty obvious.
Lukas: Ivor said...
Order: Uhhh. "Ivor said," Well, then maybe this is the temple.
Order: I`m being sarcastic.
OOTFJ: Order... come on.
Jesse Fan: We have to build a shelter.
Lukas: I thought that was what i said, but...
OOTFJ: You`re right... we should hurry. I say we build a treehouse.
Order: That`ll take forever. And we`ll be exposed while we do it. We just need a quick and dirty hut.
Lukas: Look, whatever it is? We gotta do it fast.
Lukas: What?
OOTFJ: In a hut, we won`t know what`s coming until it`s knocking on our door.
Order: A treehouse is going to be spider town. I hate spiders.
Jesse Fan: Let`s build a hut. It won`t take as long.
OOTFJ: It`s not...
Order: That`s it, OOTFJ. JF1 made the call.
Jesse Fan: We should get started.
OOTFJ: All that work and we`re still eye level with monsters that are going to try to kill us.
Order: It`s done. it`s over. We aren`t talking about it anymore.
Lukas: We could have maybe done like a multi-level thing, but... it`s too late now. I mean, it`s... it`s cool.
Jesse Fan: Let`s keep it together, guys.
Order: Oh, man! I`m going to tell you something, you have to promise not to freak out.
Jesse Fan: What is it?
Order: I have cookies.
Order: One for me. One for OOTFJ. One for Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: Thanks, Axel.
Order: And one for Rueben. Sorry, Lukas, I`ll only have 4.
Lukas: Uh, no, it`s all right, I`ll not that hungry anyway.
Jesse Fan: Take it, Lukas.
Lukas: Uh, no, no I-- can`t do that.
Jesse Fan: I insist.
Lukas: Thanks Jesse Fan.
Order: That was for you, JF1. Not him.
OOTFJ: If you had to... which would you rather fight... a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?
Jesse Fan: Choose wisely...
Lukas: That`s a good one. Let me think.
Order: How could you guys joke at a time like this? Petra is still out there. She`s all by herself. There`s nothing funny about that.
Jesse Fan: All right. No more jokes, then.
Order: Sorry, I`m just...
Jesse Fan: We all are.
Lukas: Fine, then. We should get some rest. We gotta start looking for this temple as early as we can. Now, my guess is, if we start at the portal and kind of spilt up --
Order: Whoa, What are you doing?
Lukas: Did i do something to you? I`d really like to know. You keeps getting on my case for what seems like no reason.
Jesse Fan: He`s just trying to help.
Lukas: See?
Order: Sorry, Jesse Fan i`m not gonna sit here and listen to this guy telling us what`s what.
Lukas: I`m just trying to get ready for tomorrow.
Order: You`re only the one wearing that stupid jacket, don`t tell us what to do.
Lukas: Take that back.
Order: Can`t. Wouldn`t.
Lukas: You know what, i get to wear this jacket because i know how to build. That doesn`t mean I don`t know how to break things.
Order: Your threats don`t scare me , now that we know how you really are.
Lukas: JF1... your friend is out of line. I wasn`t going to bring in up. But i can only take so much.
Jesse Fan: Let`s just drop it.
Order: Don`t be like that, Jesse.
Jesse Fan: Just drop it.
Order: Haven`t you done enough damage for one day? Petra might be dead because of you.
OOTFJ: You`re taking this too far, Order.
Lukas: I don`t have to take this. Listen... why don`t i just leave and let you guys hash this out.
OOTFJ: You can leave. It`s dangerous out there.
Lukas: I can take care of myself. It`s what Axel wants, right?
Order: Let him leave if he wants to leave.
Jesse Fan: You`re not going anywhere.
Order: But JF1...
Jesse Fan: That`s enough. We`re all on the same team now. He`s staying.
Lukas: Zombie-sized chickens. That`s what i`d fight.
OOTFJ: Why`s that?
Lukas: 'Cause i`m starving. Thanks for keeping me around, JF1.
Jesse Fan: Yeah.
Jesse Fan: You doing okay?
Lukas: It was a rough night.
Jesse Fan: It happens... we were all tired and... I`m just glad you`re okay.
Lukas: Thanks for being so cool about it.
Jesse Fan: See anything?
Lukas: Hey! There`s something over that way!
OOTFJ: What is it?
Lukas: Some kind of building. I think.
Jesse Fan: Let`s get a closer look.
Jesse Fan: This has to be the place!
Order: What is this place?
OOTFJ: That`s what we`re trying to figure out.
Lukas: It`s the Temple of the Order of the Stone.
OOTFJ: Lukas, are you sure?
Jesse Fan: He`s right! Look.
Order: Holy crap.
OOTFJ: Do you think they`re in there?
Order: Let`s go in and find out.
Jesse Fan: Let`s just all be careful.
OOTFJ: Okay.
Jesse Fan: If you spot anything call it out. We don`t have a lot of time.
Order: Isn`t it weird how dispensers are carved to look like spooky little faces? What do you dispense, little guy?
OOTFJ: I`lllll get the feeling that we don`t really wanna find out.
Jesse Fan: Get behind me.
Jesse Fan: Gah!
Lukas: What`s that?
Order: That`s probably not a good thing. Aw, come on dispenser faces! i thought we were friends!
Jesse Fan: Run!
Jesse Fan: We`re trapped!
Lukas: We activated the dispensers with that pressure plate. If we can figure out a way to trigger it again, i`ll bet that`ll shut`em off.
Jesse Fan: There`s a crafting table. Maybe we can make something useful.
OOTFJ: Out of what? We don`t have anything. All of our tools and materials are back home.
Jesse Fan: All right, everyone. Empty your pockets. Let`s see what we`ve got to work with.
Lukas: I have a few sticks left over from building the shelter last night.
OOTFJ: I`ve got some flint... A piece of string.
Order: All i have are some chicken feathers i picked up after that chicken machine exploded.
Jesse Fan: Let`s see... I`ve got some flint and steel. A sword. Oh, and some string from a spider that i fought in the woods earlier.
OOTFJ: String, sticks, flint and feathers.
Jesse Fan: Let`s do this.
Lukas: All right!
Order: The Dead Enders` luck is changing.
Lukas: This... must be their enchantment room.
Order: Doesn`t this look like Ivor`s creepy basement?
Jesse Fan: Find anything useful?
Lukas: Not sure about "useful" but... definitely intersting. There is a lot of history in this room.
Jesse Fan: The battle was fierce, but the Order of the Stone emerged triumpnant, saving the land and ensuring that peace and prosperity would reign forever.
Lukas: Well, not exactly forever.
Jesse Fan: These five members... five friends. Together, would give so much to gain thir rightful place, as five heroes. They would author their own end. They would slay a dragon.' 
OOTFJ: Ivor was a member of the Order of the Stone? The stories never mentioned him...
Lukas: This is so crazy.
JF1: This might explain why Ivor had such a grudge against Gabriel.
OOTFJ: They lied to us. They lied to the whole world.
Order: Why would they do this?
Lukas: This is so crazy.
Jesse Fan: The Order might not be what we thought they were, but Petra is still out there. That monster is still out there.
Lukas: Jesse`s right. We need to focus on what focus on what we came here to do.
OOTFJ: Where do these stairs go?
Jesse Fan: Hopefully someplace with less flying arrows.
Order: Now this is cool.
Jesse Fan: Wow.
Order: What happened to the walls?
Jesse Fan: More like, what happened to this whole place?
OOTFJ: This must have been where they met.
Order: So where are they then?
Jesse Fan: Gabriel said that once we find the temple, the amulet would lead us to the Order of the Stone.
Order: Well what are you waiting for? Pull it out then. 
OOTFJ: Is...something supposed to happen?
Order: Well, that was a let down.
Jesse Fan: There`s got to be something we`re missing. Look around and see id you can find anything.
Jesse Fan: Wow.
Jesse Fan: It`s the same as the amulet...
OOTFJ: We`re in the Temple of the Order of the stone. The Oder`s actual Temple. Who`d of thought it, huh? A bunch of small towners like us wrapped up in an adventure like this.
Jesse Fan: Yeah. Pretty insane. I just hope we all come out the other side in one piece.
Jesse Fan: Hey Reuben. Find any clues?
Jesse Fan: It`s a map of the entire world. This is way nicer than the one at EnderCon.
Jesse Fan: Find anything interesting in that book?
Lukas: The only thing I`ve found so far is that the amulet was used to track the postions of the members of the order.
Jesse Fan: And...does it mention how?
Lukas: It`s less technical and... well, more historical.
Jesse Fan: Whatcha looking at?
Order: Nothing. Whatever.
Jesse Fan: Order...?
Order: I was just trying to figure out where Petra might be. I mean, I know she`s going to be fine... But i was just curious.
Jesse Fan: We`re gonna find her.
OOTFJ: It`s absolutely incredible. How did they build this? Okay. Now i`m pressed.
Jesse Fan: This looks like some sort of tracking system. It`s the Order! It`s showing where they are right now!
Lukas: Look, we don`t know enough about how this thing works. Maybe the amulet only tracks them they`re on the surface. Or maybe it doesn`t work when they`re in the Nether. We have to go off of what we do know.
Jesse Fan: Look, Ivor`s still out there somewhere. That Wither Storm is still out there. We *know* that Gabriel was trying to tell us something. We`ve got to find the Order of the Stone.
Order: But... There are only two lights? There are only two members of the Order left?
Jesse Fan: He said Soren was missing.
Lukas: That leaves Magnus...
OOTFJ:Or Ellegaard.
Jesse Fan: Let`s head out.
Lukas: I`m not going with you guys. I have to stay here.If i know Petra, she`s probably doing everything she can to find this place. She`s still out there. She has to be.
Jesse Fan: But we might need your help out there. You should come with us!
Lukas: Nah, you don`t need me. This is where I should be. If there`s even a small chance she`s alive... I have to stay. Go. Get help. I`m going to focus on making this place safe before nightfall. This temple is pretty big though. If we`re gonna have a chance at fortifying it, i`m going to need some help. If, uh, maybe one of you guys hang back with me?
Order: Sounds like OOTFJ would have you totally covered while me and JF1 are out finding Magnus.
OOTFJ: "Finding Magnus"?- You really think that`s how its going to go? We need Ellegaard. She the world`s greatest engineer. She`ll figture out a way to stop that thing.
Order: We`re trying to destory it. And when it comes to "destruction", Magnus is the master. You`re a smart person, Jesse Fan. And obvious the smart thing is to go get Magnus.
OOTFJ: I, heh, think Axel meant "Ellegaard" there, Jesse.
Order: Uh, no, I don`t think i did. Pretty sure Axel meant "Magnus."
OOTFJ: Jesse Fan. The point is, you should be going to Ellegaard`s. It`s the clear choice to make.
Order: You`ve got to come with me.
OOTFJ: You`re my best friend, Jesse Fan.
Order: It`s you and me, like always.
OOTFJ: Think about it, Jesse Fan.
Order: This is more of a gut call.
OOTFJ: We need to make sure we get this right. We`re not going to get a second shot at this.
Order: Whatever decision you make, I`ll be cool with it.
OOTFJ: Really?
Order: As long as it`s me.
OOTFJ: Come on, Jesse Fan. This is an easy call.
Jesse Fan: Get ready to roll, Axel. We`re gonna go find Magnus.
Order: Let`s do this.
Jesse Fan: OOTFJ, you stay here with Lukas and get the place ready for when Petra comes back, okay?
OOTFJ: Fine. But i`m only doing this for Petra.
Jesse Fan: I`ll take it.
Lukas: Uh...guys?
Lukas: Please hurry.
Narrator: Next time on Jesse fan`s Tales, Jesse Fan and Order return to find Magnus The Rogue. Will they face poor control in Boom Town? Or will they continue the Rampage against the Wither Storm? Only time will tell. Chapter 1 ends.
== Chapter 2: Going Boom Town with Order ==
Narrator: Previously on Jesse Fan`s tales, When Heroes came brave, They will do anything to stop this Wither storm disaster but, The Wither storm that Ivor made was too strong, but the question remains, Will it be enough to save the world? Only time can tell. Chapter 2 begins.
Order: Wooooo-hooooo!! Aw come on, Jesse. You`re not even having a little fun? I mean, I am! I mean, sure, the world`s in danger, but this is our chance to be heroes! Breathe in the Sluphur! Enjoy yourself!
Jesse Fan: That's the sprint!If we don`t get the Order back together, the Witherstorm is going to eat everything. That means we need to get to Magnus as soon as freaking possible!
Order: You know what? You`re right. We`re gonna find Magnus, bring him back, he`ll totally know how to blow that thing sky high! Uh... Dude!
Jesse Fan: AHHHHHH!
Order: Whooooah! Oof.
Jesse Fan: Ow,ow,ow,ow. Hide!
Order: Why does it hate us so much?!
Jesse Fan: THE MINECARTS!
Order: Hurry! Use something on that ghast.
Jesse Fan: Okay, think fast, JF1... What to choose?
Order: Just, um, don`t miss okay? I don`t want it to hate us even more.
Jesse Fan: Skewered! Ha!
Jesse Fan: Time to move, buddy! Let`s go!
Order: You were awesome, Jesse! With that ghast, and chasing the minecart...! That is, like, the perfect warmup for when we get to Boom Town.
Jesse Fan: "Boom Town"?
Order: Yeah... Boom Town!
Narrator: *Jesse Fan and Order gets out of the Minecart*
Order: I liked it when you went first last time. Maybe you should take this one again.
Jesse Fan: AHHH!
Order: AHHH!
Jesse Fan: Just be careful, okay? One wrong step.
Order and Jesse Fan: AHHH!
Jesse Fan: AHHH!
Jesse Fan: (Surprised)
Order: Whoa. You see that? Utter chaos, man!
Griefer #1: Your loot is mine, Brigand!
Griefer #2: Woooohooohoo you`ll have to catch me first, anvil foot!
Jesse Fan: Whoa! um, I hope they`re okay.
Order: And if they`re not, at least they died doing what they loved.
Rueben: Oink!
Jesse Fan: Wow! This explosion looks really fresh.
Order: Smells fresh too!
Jesse Fan: How does anyone live here? Are they nuts?
Order: They`re adventurous JF1! It`s awesome!
Jesse Fan: Wow - A cactus! You don`t see those back home.
Order: I`d take it as a souvenir but I don`t wanna stick it in my pants.
Jesse Fan: Good call, buddy.
Jesse Fan: Do all these banners belong to different griefers?
Jesse Fan: The graphic design for some of these is..... questionable at best. Eesh.
Order: Well, have you have it, Jesse Fan. Boom Town in all its glory! What do you think? It``s like i`ve finally come home. These are my people. And listen to that..... They speak my language!
Jesse Fan: Hey, Boom Town sure does keep you on your toes. Exciting stuff, huh?
Order: Yeah! Yeah! Now you`re getting it!
Griefer #3 and Griefer #4: You got to be kidding me!
Order: Dude, it`s Freakin` glowing!
Order: Dude, I think you`re onto something there...
Jesse Fan: This glow... I think I know what it means! And look! It glows brighter when i move it in certain directions! Eaaasy does it.... Easy.
Order: Maybe to the left? No. The right. I mean your left. Right. I mean.... you`re right. About left.
Jesse Fan: Order, you`re stressing me out with that.
Order: Whoa.
Jesse Fan: Whoa. Ding ding ding! Looks like that spire is where we`ll find Magnus!
Nohr: Hey there, new people. You. ah, you said you know where Magnus is? All the Griefers in Boom Town want to find Magnus, y`know.
Order: Whoa. How long you been there?
Jesse Fan: Why do you want to know so badly?
Nohr: Oh... No reason.
Griefer #5: What`s going on?
Griefer #2: Nohr found some noobs with a thingy that can find Magnus.
Order: JF1...?
Nohr: Bunch of scavengers! This drop is mine!
Jesse Fan: How about you help us, huh? I promise it's to help save the world
Griefer #2: Yeah, sounds complicated. I just pefer you to handle over the thingy.
Order: Get back here with that!
Griefer #2 and Griefer #3: Get him!
Griefer #3: I need that thing, come back!
Nohr: Oh Mighty Magnus! I have for you this offering--! Nooooo!
Fish Griefer: Ha ha ha!
Nohr: Bunch`a noobs!
Order: Hey. Are they going to same way?
Jesse Fan: They`re working together.
Fisher Griefer: This is just how we do it in Boom Town!
Jesse Fan: Which one took the amulet?
Jesse Fan: I`ll get the one with the fishing pole, you get the little blue-haired creep!
Fisher Griefer: Think fast!
Jesse Fan: Whoa!
Fisher Grief: Your training is coming along nicely, Noob!
Jesse Fan: Just give me the Amulet!
Fisher Grief: Gezz pal, no need to shout. Here--
Jesse Fan: Whoa.
Fisher Grief: Our reasonable conversaaaatioooonnnn*
Griefer #6: My turn!
Griefer #6: Hee hee hee!
Order: Hey! Did Nohr come this way?
Jesse Fan: Yeah! And she had the Amulet again! Stop right there.
Nohr: How about "no?!" Ha!
Order: Augh! These bricks will take forever to punch through!
Jesse Fan: Luckily I think I found us a punch-free entrance...
Nohr: Sorry guys, but i`ve been trying to find Magnus for way too long for you to stop me now!
Jesse Fan: Oh bad.
Order: Jesse Fan, look out!
JF1: Way too close!
Nohr: You know what you remind me of? This song i had stuck in my head once.
Nohr: I just couldn`t get it to go away!
Jesse Fan: Gahhh-oh man!!
Nohr: Okay little amulet... Show me the way. Of course, not sure what I`ll do when i get there... But that`s Future Nohr`s problem. I bet future Nohr is very successful.
Jesse Fan: ARRRGH! Give it back! This is more important than you know!
Nohr: Uh-oh!
Jesse Fan: Not again!
Griefer #6: Ha! Nice. What did I tell you about teamwork?
Nohr: What? But i`m the one who said we should work together.
Griefer #6: No you didn`t! Give me that.
Griefer #3: Give it back!
Griefer #6: Knew I should never trust you.
Griefer #3: Thief! I`m never working with you again.
Griefer #6: Teamwork sucks!
Griefer #3: But... Our deep... personal... history!
Griefer #6: It... was... a... lie!
Jesse Fan: Got it! I actually got it!
Nohr: Quick! Flush`em out!
Narrator: *Sounds craziness to JF1*
Jesse Fan: Order, Magnus is somewhere in that building above us! He`s gotta be close!
Order: Then Quick! Toss me the Amulet! You`re surrounded by griefers and they`re gonna tear you apart! Well? Jesse, we need to move now!
Jesse Fan: Just... don`t lose it!
Order: Hey, don`t worry about me. I got this. You just keep them distracted.
Griefer #6: He`s at the top.
Griefer #2: Yeah, that`s were I saw `em.
Jesse Fan: I love a good table-turning... Excellent.
Griefer #3: Oh, no you don`t! Get back here!
*JF1 throws eggs at the griefers*
Jesse Fan: Well hel`lo, opportunity.
Order: Jesse Fan! You made it.
Jesse Fan: You don`t need to sound so surprised. Do you have the amulet?
Order: Of course! Me and the pig, we totally rocked it!
Jesse Fan: Well, I`m glad everyone`s safe. Good boy, Reuben. Magnus, here we come!
Order: Huh. Maybe it`s, I don`t know, locked or something? That`s a thing people do to important doors right?
Narrator: *Jesse Fan knocked on Magnus`s door*
Order: Fine. Knocked worked. For once.
Jesse Fan: So it seens. Let`s get in there.
Order: Right behind you.
Narrator: *Jesse Fan and Order falling down to the basement of Magnus`s tower*
Narrator: Next time on 247952`s Tales, Will Jesse Fan and Order meet Magnus? or Will Jesse Fan and Order do the Death Bowl in Boom Town? Only time can tell. Chapter 2 ends.
== Pictures from Chapter 2: ==
== Chapter 3: Meeting Magnus ==
Magnus: You are completely surrounded by hundreds of hidden death traps. one step closer.... and KABOOM!
Order: Magnus, we totally got caught by Magnus! I mean........I think we're gonna die now.
Magnus: Did you really think you could sneak up on me? Ha! You`re two of the worst griefers i`ve ever met. And a pig? Hardly Stealthy. Oh yeah? Well "oink oink oink" to you porkchop.
Jesse Fan: King Magnus, we come to your great castle humbly and mean no offense.
Magnus: Uh huh, uh huh, Sure. So you`re not a couple of griefers here to catch me awares? Because, ha, lemme me tell ya... I mean, that girl? She`s got "Griefer" written all over him.
Order: Man, you don`t know how much that means to me.
Jesse Fan: Yeah, well, that`s because he`s your biggest fan! Look at her!
Order: I mean, not, like "biggest" fan.
Magnus: Riiiiight. So tell me something, "Not Griefers," How`d you find me? Who are you working for? You working with someone? Or maybe you bribed another griefer. For two noobs, I`m impressed you found me.
Jesse Fan: Gabriel send us on this mission.
Magnus: Gabriel? Ha! You`re seriously telling me you`re buddy-buddy with Gabriel. You know how often people try and tell me that one? This is all sounding pretty weird, dudes... Who are you really!? and why are you here? I want answers. Now. And just give it to me straight.
Jesse Fan: We're here to reassemble the Order of the Stone.
Magnus: You have me intrigued. Go on.
Jesse Fan: There`s a huge monster eating up the entire world and nothing can stop it. That`s why Gabriel told us to reunite the Order. Magnus, you`ve gotta come with us. You might be the only chance we have!
Magnus: Give me one reason why, for even a second, I should come with you. I am the ruler of this place. I keep the disorder!
Jesse Fan: Boom Town, this place you`ve built up and are known for... It`s about to get destroyed. But if you come with us... We can still stop this.
Magnus: All this... stuff you`ve told me... You expect me to just take your word for it? Two strangers with wild stories. And nothing to show for it... Except an amulet... That`s not theirs.
Jesse Fan: Are you that paranoid? Do you really not trust anyone?
Magnus: That`s how i`ve survived this long.
Jesse Fan: Please. Just trust us. Just for a minute, okay?
Magnus: Okay okay, you sold me. I`m in...
Magnus: Uh, but we might have a little bit of problem getting out of here...
Order: Huh? You`re Magnus. You can just walk outta here.
Magnus: Hello!? I don`t know if you`ve looked around this place, but it`s kinda full of griefers!
Order: But... That`s kinda awesome. Right?
Magnus: No! You`re heard about the whole "Challenging the Kind for His Crown" thing, right? It`s like their thing. So long as I`m king... I can`t leave this tower.
Order: I know how you feel.
Magnus: No you don`t!
Order: You`re right... I don`t.
Jesse Fan: But your Magnus, No one can beat you.
Magnus: And that`s the problem. Simply put, that`s life as King of Boom Town. *Magnus laughs* Not as fun as you`d think. I mean, hey, I do get to spit on their heads occasionally, so I guess that`s something.
Order: Nice! You`re my hero.
Jesse Fan: Magnus, there comes a time where you have to deal with your problems. You can`t hide forever.
Magnus: Yeah, that would make a great banner, but the reality is, until a worthy challenger beats me, I`m sorta stuck. But you... You`re the newcomer with the golden amulet. By now there`ll probably be all sorts of rumors about how awesome you are. If you beat me... then I`ll be able to leave! Can`t believe I didn`t think of it before.
Jesse Fan: Yeah, but assuming I won, wouldn`t I be stuck here then?
Magnus: Nah, you`re not as legendary as me. Should be easy enough to throw another fight or just give up the crown with way lower level griefers. The trick is, don`t become a legend. But looking at you, I don`t think... well, anyway. Ohhhhh this is gonna be good. I`m actually excited about this! But we gotta make sure it looks legit. The Death Bowl has never seen the carnage that we`re about to create!
Jesse Fan: Erm, what`s the Death Bowl?
Magnus: This is the Death Bowl!!!
Narrator: Jesse Fan, Order and Magnus are ready for the Death Bowl in Boom Town, but who will win the death bowl? We will find in the next Chapter. Chapter 3 ends.
== Chapter 4: The Death Bowl in Boom Town ==
Narrator: Jesse Fan, Order and Magnus are ready for the Death Bowl in Boom Town because The Death Bowl was never seen in Boom Town before. Chapter 4 begins.
Narrator: *Griefers cheering*
Death Bowl Announcer: Wellllllllllcome ladies and gentlegriefers, to the Death Bowl, In one corner, we have Magnus, your King of Boom Town, prepared to defend his title and crown.
Magnus: So, Tiny, Welcome to the Death Bowl. The Grief-Off to end all Grief-Offs, How do you wanna fake this?How are we gonna fool`em? What`s your, heh, grand plan? Better lay it on me quick. Griefers aren`t known for their "patience."
Jesse Fan: We`ll start off small, and then I`ll throw some TNT at you - Just let it graze you and then we`ll call it a finish, all right?
Magnus: Okay. Something about TNT. awesome.
Death Bowl Announcer: And you, what name do you go by? I`m going to need a name.
Order: Come on, Jesse Fan. I can help, if you want.
Jesse Fan: They call me... The Amulet Holder!
Death Bowl Announcer: You heard the name, folks - Give a big Death Bowl welcome to the Amulet Hooolllder!
Narrator: *Griefers cheering*
Death Bowl Announcer: Then let`s begin! Opponents will craft their own griefing tower, which they will then use to grief each other. The only rule is...
Narrator: *One of the griefers said that "--that there are no rules!"*
Death Bowl Announcer: --No eye-poking. Other than that, go crazy. Seriously.
Narrator: *Someone said "Oh."*
Death Bowl Announcer: Amulet Holder! Pick your building material! And Magnus, you--
Magnus: Nah, I`m good. Brought my own supply.
Death Bowl Announcer: Let the griefing begin!
Jesse Fan: Wood. Some stone. Some... hmm..... pink wool?
Jesse Fan: Pink wool it is.
Jesse Fan: Hmm. Not bad... not bad. Guess it`ll have to do. Order, what are you doing over there on his side?!
Order: Yeah, thought you might bring that up. It`s just that Rueben wanted to take your corner, and I didn`t wanna crowd him or anything, so i thought I`d, um, watch from over here.
Magnus: Take your best shot!
*throws the egg*
Jesse Fan: And that`s how you shouldn`t throw an egg!
Magnus: Ha! You grief with me? You grief with the best!
*throws an another egg at him*
Magnus: So. Amulet Holder. Taking an Amulet isn`t enough... You need to take my crown as well?
Jesse Fan: I do not discriminate in my accessory-taking. Your crown shall be mine.
Magnus: You are but a student. Prepare yourself! For I am here to give you your final lesson! Ha!
*Magnus pulls to lever to throw TNT*
Magnus: Er, that was just a warning--
Narrator: *One of the griefers said that:"What? A warning that you need Glasses?*
Jesse Fan: It seems the student has become the master, and the Amulet Holder will win the day!
Narrator: I don`t know what that means but I love it and want to put it on a t-shirt!
*JF1 throws TNT but Magnus strikes him back*
Jesse Fan: Ahhh!
Jesse Fan: But... What happened to getting hit by my TNT?
Magnus: Nobody messes with the BOOM MASTER!
Jesse Fan: Uh oh.
Order: Jesse? Jesse, you okay?
Magnus: Had enough yet? All righty. I think Noob time... is over. We`ve had some nice laughs, but now they must come to a close... And you should run home.
Jesse Fan: Luck sometimes visits the most unskilled of us, but it never lingers. Skill.... Mastery-- These are the things that will see you defeated.
Narrator: *One of the griefers said "Magnus! Craft a cannon! Then one of the griefers said, "Yeah, finish him with a cannon!
Magnus: If it`s a cannon you want, it`s a cannon you`ll get!
Order: Yep, he`s completely lost it - Dude`s going for the kill! Jesse Fan, you`d better craft the... I don`t know, greatest thing of your life, Like, right now!
Jesse Fan: Wait, there`s still some material in the chest...
Order: That`s it, Jesse Fan. Go!
Jesse Fan: Hey, Order, check it out. Ha! That should hold him.
Order: Yeah. It`s... yeah. Um, yeah, it might do. But Jesse Fan, look.
Magnus: Bwaa ha ha ha ha!
Jesse Fan: But you were supposed to throw the fight.
Magnus: HA HA HA HA!
*JF1 avoids TNT*
Order: JF1, look out!
*JF1 avoids TNT again*
Jesse Fan: ...
Magnus: You`re going up against the King of the Griefers and you pick... Wool? Ha! That`s hilarious and thematically appropriate with your training by barnyard animals!
Magnus: Get off. No pigs allowed!
Order: Stuff! I got cool stuff... coming your way! "I got you an arrow for your bow!" I think it`s enchanting!
Jesse Fan: A bow? In a cannon fight? Order! There are all sorts of cliched lines about this!
Order: Yeah, but the TNT. Inside the cannon!
Jesse Fan: TNT plus arrow...
Order: Oh yeah.
Magnus: Time to see how well you fly, pig!
Jesse Fan: Reuben!
Order: I gotcha. I gotcha. Man you smell delicious right now.
Jesse Fan: Hey, Magnus!
Magnus: Yeah, short stuff?
Jesse Fan: Flying pig jokes are totally played out.
Magnus: Bwwa ha ha ha ha!
*JF1 shots one his TNT*
Magnus: Oh crap!
*blows up everything*
Death Bowl Announcer: We have a winner! The Amuuullllet Hooollllderrr!
Death Bowl Announcer: You gonna say something there, champ? It`s just the winner sometimes, I don`t know, gives a speech....? Pontificates? Grates? Say something...
Jesse Fan: Helllllooooo Boom Town! How`re we all doing, huh?
Narrator: *Griefers cheering to Jesse Fan*
Jesse Fan: Heyyy that`s awesome. that`s awesome. I`m so proud to be standing in front of you all today.
Narrator: One of the Griefers said that "Welp, you guys ready then?" than one of the griefers said that "Yeah, this`ll be a way easier target than Magnus.
Order: Wait, What`s going on?
Jesse Fan: Oh well that`s not good--
Magnus: Holy CRAP. Is that your Witherstorm?!
Magnus: How are we... What are we... That`s... GAGH!?!
Jesse Fan: Oh no. Oh no.
Magnus: No! No no no no no No No no No!
Magnus: STOP EATING MY KINGDOM!
Magnus: PUT MY SUBJECTS DOWN!
Jesse Fan: Magnus, Come on!
Magnus: YOU`LL REGRET MESSING WITH BOOMTOWN!
Jesse Fan: Go!
Narrator: Jesse Fan, Order, Magnus and the Griefers had run because the Witherstorm was coming to eat the Griefers in Boom Town, But will they show other Jesse Fan`s friends for Jesse Fan for being the king of Boom Town? Only time can tell. Chapter 4 ends.
== Chapter 5: Meeting continues ==
Narrator: Jesse Fan, Order and Other members in the building are stuck with Magnus and Ellegaard fighting each other. Chapter 5 begins.
JF1: Okay! Just a little farther!
Magnus: Wow. Someone really went bonkers with the defenses, huh?
JF1: Ahhh! Whoa!
Lukas: Who goes there?
PM: JF1? Is that you?
JF1: Lukas! Hey! We're back!
PM: I'm so glad you're back!
JF1: And we brought Magnus!
LK: Fantastic! Quick! Come on! You guys are never going to believe who showed up while you were gone...
JF1: Petra!
Petra: Hey guys, How's it going?
Reuben: Oink!
Order: Petra! You made it!
Petra: It's good to see you too, big girl. And it's really good to see you, JF1.
Petra: Back there in Gabriel's bunker... It got pretty dicey.
JF1: I don't understand. How did you escape?
Petra: You pulled me out of that Witherstorm's clutches and I ran and ran and ran for the Temple... If you hadn't saved me... Well, I owe you everything, JF1. I'm just glad I heard Gabriel telling you where to go.
JF1: Wow. Did Gabriel get away too? Did you see?
Petra: It's all a blue, but the Withestorm left almost nothing behind. Everyone and everything was gone. It even got Gabriel.
Magnus: Wow. Been a while since I've been here--whoa. What is she doing here?
Petra: Call this hunch, but do you two like each other?
Lukas: Right, um, I forgot to mention- OOTFJ went on a little expedition of her own, while you were gone.
Magnus: And this "OOTFJ" person came back with her? Did you know about this? Did Ellegaard put you up to this? You think ya know a guy, and then, bam!
JF1: Holy crap, I can't believe it! That's Ellegaard the Redstone Enginner!
Magnus: Well, if you're such a big fan, then why don't you go hang out with her, then?
OOTFJ: Jesse Fan! Jesse Fan! Look - I found Ellegaard!
Jesse Fan: Just hang on a sec, okay? I`ll go figure out what`s going on.
Magnus: Good. You do that.
Ellegaard: Easy now, Olivia. Let`s try and play it cool, him? So who are you, now - And why did you bring him with you?
Jesse Fan: We`re reuniting the Order of the Stone.
OOTFJ: It was kind of crazy actually. I went to Redstonia and there were all incredible engineers and inventors. It was a little intimidating, actually... But Ellegaard made me her protege!
Ellegaard: Well, assistant for now. I mean, after what happened...
OOTFJ: I know. I`m sorry. So sorry.
Jesse Fan: "Redstonia"?
OOTFJ: It`s like a town devoted to nothing but engineering and invention. It`s amazing. And i was pretty out of my league.
Ellegaard: She might have, well, embarrassed himself a tiny bit.
OOTFJ: Yeah... But after i pled my case she agreed to take me on as her assistant and come back to help. Not bad, right?
Magnus: Oh hoo-ray. it`s Ellie. And here i was just starting to enjoy myself.
Ellegaard: Hello, Magnus. Your voice is exactly as pleasant as i remember. Which is to say, not at all.
Magnus: Ow. My feelings. Is that the same wit you`re going to use to save the world?
Ellegaard: Why? You here to tell me how to do it better?
Magnus: Oh, I would never dream of doing that. Unlike you i actually do things instead of just talking about them.
OOTFJ: Hey! That`s Ellegaard you`re talking to! Show her some respect!
Magnus: Wow. You finally found yourself a live one.
Ellegaard: Hey!
Magnus: Your little devotees are usually a little more on the bookish side.
Jesse Fan: Would you all cut it out?! Holy crap, you`re all acting like crazy people!
Jesse Fan: Uh, people? Can we please focus on the bigger picture? We have a very hungry Witherstorm in the process of turning the whole world into its dinner.
Magnus: Yeah I`ll admit... That thing looked real nasty. And i`ve seen some nasty stuff in my time.
Ellegaard: Too much for you, was it? Your usual brutish approach didn`t cut it?
Magnus: Hey! You weren`t there, all right? You didn`t see how this thing just tore everything up. You`ve never seen anything like it.
Jesse Fan: Would you two stop fighting?!
Magnus: Whoa.
Ellegaard: Yikes.
Petra: JF1's right. We need to find some to stop that thing.
Ellegaard: I don`t know if you`ve looked around yet, but this place isn`t nearly the stronghold it used to be. Most of our supplies are gone.
Magnus: It would take a mountain of TNT to kill that thing!
Ellagaard: I hate to say it, but you have a point.
Order: This is amazing.
Ellegaard: I know.
Jesse Fan: So what are we gonna do? How are we going to stop it?
Ellegaard: Well let's not panic, first of all. That's a good first step.
Magnus: But even if we had all the TNT from miles around, I don`t know if it would be enough.
Ellegaard: If only Soren were here... He might have something we could use.
Magnus: Uh Ellie. Not this again. You know i hate when you brag about you and Soren`s little brainy club.
Ellegaard: I`m not bragging! I think I`ve got a legitimate idea here!
JF1: What are you talking about? What did Soren have?
Ellegaard: Soren had a kind of "Super TNT", stronger and more explosive than anything else in the world. The "Formidi-Bomb."
Magnus: Yeah yeah yeah I`ve heard all about the "F-Bomb" before.
Order: "F-Bomb?"
Magnus: Yeah. Soren claimed that dropping the F-Bomb could destroy anything. But I`ve never seen it before.
Jesse Fan: Do you know where it is? Can we get some?
Ellegaard: Well, there`s a little problem there...We don`t know where Soren is. But you found us. Do you know where he is?
Ellegaard: Our map could locate him. Unless he`s in the Nether or the End. But it`s worth a shot.
Jesse Fan: How do you not know where he is?!
Jesse Fan: Hey Petra.
Petra: We can talk about it later. Let's just do this map for now.
Jesse Fan: Hello Ellegaard.
Ellegaard: You said you know how to activate the map? I`m very curious to see it - I`ve never actually seen it work before.
Jesse Fan: Hey, Order. How are you doing?
Order: I`m hanging out with Magnus! I am doing awesome!
Jesse Fan: Glad to hear it, buddy.
Jesse Fan: Hey Magnus.
Magnus: Hey small fry. No shame in admitting you can`t turn that thing on. It`s very very sophisticated.
Jesse Fan: I`m going, I`m going. I know what i`m doing...
Jesse Fan: How are you holding up, Policiamalo?
Policiamalo: I`m all right. This has all been pretty intense. I feel like if i think too much about what`s been going on...
Jesse Fan: All right I`m gonna go get this map activated.
Policiamalo: Yep. You`re the one with the Amulet.
Activates the lights on the map with the lever.
Magnus: All right, there`s your light, my light...
Order: That`s new.
Ellegaard: There he is. Soren had his fortress deep inside the mountains. After the Order... broke up that`s where he went to keep doing his experiments.
Magnus: Look, he invited me there a couple time but it always seemed a little...
Ellegaard: Weird, right? It always seemed a little weird.
Magnus: Glad we can agree on that at any rate.
Jesse Fan: So he`ll help us, right?
Ellegaard: Whoa... It didn`t do that before.
Policiamalo: Are you sure it`s working?
Jesse Fan: Blue? Blue?! That`s Ivor!
Ellegarrd: Ivor is going to Soren`s! We need to move.
Jesse Fan: It`s not too far... We could probably make it on foot.
Ellegaard: Perfect. We can wait til tomorrow morning and travel with a full day sunlight.
Magnus: Uhhh and risk that thing catching up with us? I think i`ve had enough Witherstorm for one day, thank you very much.
Ellegaard: Right. Because getting caught out there in the dark is so much better.
Magnus: Trust me. If you had seen this thing you wouldn`t want to stick around.
Ellegaard: Trust me. If you had a brain you`d want to minimize our chance of being caught out in the dark with all the monsters.
Jesse Fan: I don`t want to risk being outside when it gets dark. We should wait til morning so we can have a full day of sunlight.
Ellegaard: An excellent call, Jesse. And far more decisive than either of us are being.
Magnus: What a coincidence that it`s your plan. But fine.
Narrator: Jesse Fan, Order, Policiamalo, and other members of the Order of the Stone gets ready in the morning to try to keep them from getting in danger throughout the day. But will the Order of the Stone continue the longest journey? Only time can tell. Chapter 5 ends.
== Chapter 6: Heading out to Soren's Fortress ==
Narrator: The members of the Order of the Stone continues a long journey to get to the Soren to find the F-bomb but the story isn`t even that close to this description yet. Chapter 6 begins.
Jesse Fan: Okay everyone - Rest up. We`ll head out at first light all right?
Ellegaard: Jesse Fan, right?
Jesse Fan: Oh, Hello.
Ellegaard: I`m sorry if i seemed a little... hostile before when we were talking about Magnus. Not the best way to get acquainted. He makes me a little crazy. He`s just... A little nuts? Destructive? Egotistical?
Jesse Fan: I gotta ask - what`s up with you guys? Why do you fight so much?
Ellegaard: Magnus and i have been in some tough situations together and... haven`t always agreed on how to get out of them. After a while? It just starts to become too much. In any case... Thank you for taking my side before. I appreciate that. So... How is it being the leader of this little ragtag bunch? I haven`t been observing your group long, but it seems a little... Dysfunctional?
Jesse Fan: It`s been really hard... When people get fighting, when tough decisions have to be made...
Ellegaard: Precisely why I never wanted to be the leader. It was just sort of... easier to be alone. In any case, glad to be part of the team. How about we go get some sleep - We`ve got a long walk ahead of us tomorrow.
Magnus: Ahhh nothing like a good night`s sleep to do the body right. I am ready to do some BLASTIN` today.
Petra: Heh, I wish I felt as good as you sound. I'm still feeling a little under the weather.
Policiamalo: Uhhh, guys?
Magnus: Ahhhh CRAP. I told you it was going to catch up with us!
Ellegaard: Oh my. You... really weren`t kidding.
Petra: No. Not again.
Jesse Fan: Well we can hash that out all later, because we`ve got some monsters to fight here people!
Narrator: *Fighting starts with monsters*
Jesse Fan: Come on! We gotta get out of here!
OOTFJ: I am getting very tired of this Witherstorm.
Ellegaard: Agreed.
Petra: Not again... Not again...
Policiamalo: Soren`s isn`t much farther! We can make it!
Jesse Fan: Soren`s place has gotta be just ahead! Come on!
Policiamalo: Soren really lived down here? So far from... anyone.
Ellegaard: Enchanting, isn`t it?
Policiamalo: Yeah and i`m reeeally not feeling those columns...
Magnus: Aw come on! It`s fine! Look!
Jesse Fan: Just... don`t fall, okay?
Rueben: Oink!
Jesse Fan: Uh... that is deep. That is very, very deep.
Jesse Fan: Hang on! I`m coming Rueben!
Rueben: *in fear*
Policiamalo: JF1! You okay? That was crazy! Looks like Rueben thought so too.
Jesse Fan: That was way too close. I thought I wasn`t going to make it!
Policiamalo: Whoa. Look!
Jesse Fan: What is that...?
Policiamalo: Enderman.
Jesse Fan: There are so many. I didn`t think they ever came in groups that big.
Policiamalo: No kidding. It`s like an Enderman party. Come on. We should get out of here - Olivia and the others already went ahead.
Policiamalo: Wow. This architecture, it`s... incredible.
Jesse Fan: Looks like the others already swam across... Guess we better catch up.
Magnus: Oh be quiet, it`s just a pointless building. That`s all i`m saying. I mean, just look at--
Ellegaard: Magnus, if an artist painted the inside of your mind, he`d end up with the most extraordinary desertscape paintings.
Ellegaard: That`s it! I`m going. Once again, it falls to me to take care of everything. I`ll find this "Super TNT" myself!
Magnus: Oh no no no! You do NOT get to be the one who walks away. That`s it! I`m going. See! I`m walking away too now. "Super TNT," Here I come!
OOTFJ: It`s hard to pick "glass half full" when they keep kicking the glass over.
Policiamalo: And i thought they were doing so well.
OOTFJ: Yeah, I wouldn`t go that far.
Jesse Fan: Bickering is kinda their deal.
Jesse Fan: But hopefully they`ll work things out and get on with the important stuff.
OOTFJ: What are we gonna do now? Where should we go?
Jesse Fan: Let`s figure it out...
Jesse Fan: Petra. Are you okay?
Petra: I'm sorry. I don't mean to worry you. I've just got something to discuss with you in private.
Jesse Fan: Uh, let`s split up.
Petra: I feel bad about ditching everyone else, but I just wanted to talk to you about this alone. It's a little tough to talk about.
Jesse Fan: Hey, whatever it is... I trust you. You can tell me.
Petra: Thanks for being so understanding.
Petra: You got me away from the Witherstorm... But I've worried that I didn't get away soon enough.
Jesse Fan: What--?
Petra: It showed up not too long after you saved me...
Jesse Fan: Holy crap - What are we doing down here? We need to get you help!
Petra: I don't know if there's anything we can do, JF1. Do you know what Wither is?
Jesse Fan: The Wither? Of course. We`ve been--
Petra: No JF1. Just "Wither" or "Wither Sickness," I guess. And I feel like it's just going to keep getting worse.
Jesse Fan: Well we`re going to go back and tell the others. We can get help--
Petra: You can't tell anyone about this.
Petra: Ah! Creeperr!
Jesse Fan: Aha!
Gabriel: Grab my hand! I`ll pull you up!
Jesse Fan: Aaaahh-- OOF.
Petra: JF1! I just couldn't, I'm sorry!
Jesse Fan: Hey, you`re the one that`s sick! Take care of yourself first. I`ll be okay.
Petra: Okay... I got this. Stay safe. I'll find a way down to you.
Rueben: *feels sad*
Ivor: He must have something useful in here! He has to!
Jesse Fan: Hey! Show yourself! Who`s there?
Ivor: You! Trying to interfere with my plans again, I see. Your tenacity is commendable, yet misguided.
Jesse Fan: I found the rest of the Order.
Ivor: What good will that do?
Jesse Fan: I`m here with the Order to find Soren`s Super TNT. We`re going to take down your Witherstorm.
Ivor: The Order? Believe me--that plan will blow up in their faces in more ways than one. They cannot help you. But me? I choose not to. Out of my way! Move!
Jesse Fan: Wait, but I--!
Petra: Oh, You're not going anywhere.
Ivor: Petra? You escaped?
Ivor: Foolish girl! I--
Petra: Shut up. I don't care what you have to say. I'm just going to take you down.
JF1: We should let the Order decide. They'll know what to do.
Petra: That kind of justice is too good for this monster.
Ivor: I`m the only one who can stop the Witherstorm. No you! Not the Order! Don`t make yourselves the villains in my story.
*JF1 and Ivor fighting*
Petra: You're not going anywhere, creep.
Ivor: AHHHH!
Ivor: This all could have been avoided... If you want to stop me, you`ll have to catch me first.
Petra: JF1, look out! You're not getting out of here that easy, Ivor
Ivor: I`m like the wind!
Jesse Fan: AGGGH!
Ivor: Out of my way! I`ll cut through you if i have to!
Ivor: Don`t tempt your fate.
Ivor: It didn`t have to go this way, Jesse Fan. You could`ve just let me go. Now you see me, not you--
Jesse Fan: It`s one of his Invisibility Potions! He could be anywhere!
Petra: Vanish all you want, slimeball. You're still not going anywhere.
*Throws potions at JF1, but he misses*
Petra: End of the rail, Ivor. We're not letting you get away with this.
Ivor: This one`s on you, you puffed-up fool.
Ivor: There`s no time... No time... This all could have been avoided.
Policiamalo: Jesse Fan! Petra!
Ivor: Even more of you? Will this endless parade of useless babblers never cease?
OOTFJ: What`s going on?
Jesse Fan: We found Ivor. We stopped him.
Petra: JF1 did anyway.
Ivor: False. You have stopped nothing. A query... Have you ever seen the effects of a Splash Potion of Slowness?
Jesse Fan: What--?
Ivor: *throws the slowness potion on everybody*
Jesse Fan: --are you talking about?
Order: You big jerk!
Petra: Get back here!
Ivor: Magnus and Ellegarrd may think they can stop me, that they can destory the Wither Storm.... But they are mistaken. And it will cost them their lives!
Narrator: Next time on 247952`s Tales, After defeated Ivor for ruining Jesse Fan`s plans for the Soren`s F-Bomb that Jesse and the rest of the Order that they were trying to find in Soren`s Laboratory. Will the Witherstorm will be stopped by the the F-Bomb? Or the Order of the Stone will continue the dangerous journey to find out how to destroy the Witherstorm? Only time can tell. Chapter 6 ends.
== Chapter 7: Finding Soren`s F-Bomb ==
Narrator: Preciously on Jesse Fan`s tales, Jesse Fan was fighting Ivor because for ruining Jesse`s plans. But the Order of the Stone continues the journey to Soren`s grinder to find that kills monsters. Everything will be seen soon as we reach to Soren`s wool world (Not real). Chapter 7 begins.
Policiamalo: No!
Order: Stop him!
OOTFJ: Hurry!
Jesse Fan: You`ll pay for this!
Order: Guh!
Policiamalo: Watch--
Policiamalo: --it! Get out of the way!
Order: Gaaahhhh!
Jesse Fan: Someone say something.
Policiamalo: Hamburger.
OOTFJ: Donkey.
Petra: Pants.
Order: Floor.
Reuben: "Oink!"
Jesse Fan: We need to find Soren.
Policiamalo: Yeah.
OOTFJ: I should can`t figure out how Ivor kept the door closed.
Policiamalo: Maybe we should focus more how it opens.
OOTFJ: That`s basically that i said.
Order: Guys, sure.
OOTFJ: Maybe it was pressure plate.
Jesse Fan: Are you okay
Petra: Why are you asking me that?
Jesse Fan: Just checking up on you.
Petra: Are you o-- are you... are, you--
Petra: Look at this. I not trying to freak you out... but I a little bit freaked out right now. I'm starting to feel stiff.
JF1: We have to tell the others.
Petra: This isn't a "we" thing.
Jesse Fan: Yes, it is. We're a team. And they all desrve to know.
Petra: Maybe... Look, I'll tell them. Eventually.
JF1: You have to.
Petra: It's just gonna cause panic, and we can't afford that right now. If it becomes more of a thing. I'll tell everyone. But, let me do it.
Order: hey, guys! I have an idea!
Policiamalo: Okay.
Order: Magnus! Help! Well, all right... But i have another idea.
Jesse The Pig Master: Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Order: Not... anymore.
Policiamalo: Look, they aren`t coming back. We have no idea where they are.
Jesse Fan: We don`t need them. As long as we have...This!
OOTFJ: Flint and steel? I don`t get it.
Jesse Fan: It`s not... that`s not what I meant to pull out. Hold on... uh.... This!
Petra: Looks like it might be broken.
Policiamalo: Here, let me see it. Maybe you`re just holding it wrong.
Jesse Fan: Do you mind?
Policiamalo: I just want to see it.
Jesse Fan: You can see it without touching.
Policiamalo: Not if you can`t get it to work.
Jesse Fan: It`s working fine.
Jesse Fan: Soren!
Petra: Find him, JF1. Maybe he can help us.
Jesse Fan: This is the spot. It has to be.
Order: Maybe...
Jesse Fan: This is definitely it. Get ready to dig, people.
Policiamalo: Who knows how far down that goes? We might end up digging until we hit bedrock. Guys, we`re not really equipped for this.
Jesse Fan: Anyone else have a better plan?
OOTFJ: JF1`s talking to you, Policiamalo.
Policiamalo: I know -- I just...need a...
Order: PAI-GOW!
Jesse Fan: Let`s get to it then.
Order: Are we cool?
Jesse Fan: Its a hole.
Order: Does that mean we`re cool?
Jesse Fan: I`ll find out.
OOTFJ: I guess that make sense. You dig. You get a hole. I`m not sure why i expected anything else.
Policiamalo: That was my point.
OOTFJ: No, it wasn`t.
Order: Jesse`s got this, you guys.
Jesse Fan: Looks pretty good! Uhh -- It`s dark, but other than that we`re okay.
OOTFJ: Heading down! Don`t look up. I got to work up the nerve.
Jesse Fan: Wait!
OOTFJ: You have to say that now?
Jesse Fan: Something`s not right. Bats!!!!
Jesse The Pig Master: AGGH!
Order: Why are we screaming?
JF1: Gah!!!! Hoo! Ha! Ohhhh! Get away! I touched it! It touched me! Aughh! All right.... it`s safe now! Everyone okay?
JF1: Everyone okay?
Petra: I just slipped.
OOTFJ: What`s that smell?
Petra: Just breath through your mouth.
Lukas: Order already does that.
Order: Hey...
Jesse Fan: Stay close, boy. (Reuben.)
Policamalo: Woah.
Order: Woah.
OOTFJ: We have to get out of here.
Policiamalo: What?!
Jesse the Pig Master: We have to get out of here!
Order: We just got here!
OOTFJ: You don`t understand...This is a Grinder. They`re meant to kill monsters. Trouble is, they can`t tell the difference between monsters and people.
Jesse Fan: This can`t be good.
Order: But there should be a loot room down there, right? Just saying... not all bad.
Jesse Fan: Creepers!
Petra: Duuuuuck!
Jesse Fan: There he is... He`s right down--
OOTFJ: Was that--?
Jesse Fan: The amulet. Yes.
Jesse The Pig Master: Wait! are you going to jump? You`re going to jump, aren`t you?Please tell me you`re not going to jump.
Jesse Fan: Just... tuck and roll.
Jesse Fan: This one is mine!
Order: Jesse! Get down!
Order: Who wants more?
Jesse Fan: You`re asking for more?!
OOTFJ: JF1!
Jesse Fan: Hey, ugly!
OOTFJ: Watch out!
OOTFJ: Hey, bonehead! I`m talking to you! Anytime now, JF1!
Jesse Fan: HI-YAH!
Jesse Fan: Hold on!
Policiamalo: Whoa!
Jesse Fan: Reuben! Wait up!
Petra: JF1! Incoming!
Jesse Fan: Aaaaaaahhhhh! Oooooffff! Oh, that hurt.
Policiamalo: The amulet. It`s over there!
Jesse Fan: I`ve got to help them!
Policiamalo: What about the Amulet?
Jesse Fan: You go get it! I`m coming, Reuben!
Jesse Fan: Get away from my pig!
Policiamalo: Got it!
Order: Jesse Fan! Behind you!
Policiamalo: I thought water was supposed to break a fail.
Jesse Fan: Hey, guys? Where`s Order?
OOTFJ: I could`ve sworn she was right behind me up there...
Order: Ahhh--! No, no. Don`t worry. I`m totally fine.
Policiamalo: Why?
Order: oh, crap. I`m sorry.
Order: I knew you`d come for us. I just knew it. Reuben had his doubts. I owe you. And if there ever comes a time, when i can pay you back for that... I will pay it back, with interest.
Jesse Fan: I`m just glad you`re okay. Both of you.
Order: Thanks, Jesse Fan.There`s something different about you, Jesse. You`re... Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is where all the loot gets sorted, right?
Jesse The Pig Master: That`s exactly what it is.
Order: See that? Things are starting to turn around.
Petra: It was cool what you did up there. We stick together, and we'll be fine. It's good to know you're not letting all this get to your head.
Jesse Fan: Thanks, Petra. Means a lot.
Petra: Everyone's looking at you to lead. Well, actually...maybe not everyone.
Policiamalo: Looks Like it`s still working. I`ll just be real careful with it.
Jesse Fan: See any sign of Soren on there?
Policiamalo: Not sure, yet. Hang on a minute... he`s close... Soren`s close by! He`s gotta be... this way. Look how bright it is! Whoa!
OOTFJ Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
Order: With loot?
Jesse Fan: Go go go go go!
Jesse Fan: Whoa! Keep moving!
Jesse Fan: Order, look out!
Order: Take that, ugly! Oh? you want some, too?
Jesse Fan: I`m coming, buddy! I... have...had...enough...of...this! Take that!
Order: In your face, Spider!
Order: If there`s two things I hate, it`s running and monsters!
OOTFJ: Holy crap. An End portal?
Jesse Fan: That`s the way out.
Policiamalo: Wait... What... Look...
Reuben: "Oink"
Narrator: Somebody said "Domph!"
Policimalo: Oh no.
Jesse Fan: Petral!
Jesse Fan: Get away from them! Yah! Yah! In your face, monsters! I think I`m starting to get the hang of this.
Jesse Fan: Here we go!
Jesse Fan: Jump!
Jesse Fan: Whoa.
Policiamalo: Oh. Great. It justs keeps getting better.
OOTFJ: Where`s Order? He was right behind me.
Order: HA! See? I told you I`d pay you back.
Policiamalo: Get off. Oh, jeez...Oh, man... Wh-- I-I-- Uh--
Jesse Fan: Are you hurt?
Policiamalo: What? No, I`m not crying, just-- Look!
Jesse Fan: Hide.
Policiamalo: So what do we call that? A "herd of Endermen? A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
Jesse Fan: It`s a "haunting" of Endermen.
OOTFJ: We might want to hold off on the grammar lessons until later. Which way are we headed Jesse?
Petra: Stuff like that doesn't work in the Nether... probably not the End, either.
Policiamalo: Great. Whoo, man. So we were trapped, and now we`re lost. So, we go from, uh... a death machine, that almost drowns us... and we land here. In the End. And that`s the right name for it, since now, incredibly, we don`t even know where we`re going.
JF1: At least we're alive and well.
Policiamalo: Yeah.
JF1: We just have to keep on truckin' til we get to Soren.
Policiamalo: Face it Jesse Fan, we might never find this guy.
Order: There he is.
Jesse Fan: That's got to be him? Who else would build a staircase in the End?
Petra: That's got to be him.
Jesse Fan: We`ve gotta go.
Petra: Everyone! Follow me! I'll get us to the other side! Just stay behind me and we'll... we'll be fine!
JF1: That doesn't sound like a good idea.
Policiamalo: JF1's right. Actually... You know what? I`ll just go.
Jesse Fan: Everyone, follow Lukas! And let`s pick up the pace, okay?
Policiamalo: Come on!
Petra: That was nice leading the group, Lukas.
Policiamalo: Thanks.You too, JF1. Thanks for giving me a shot.
Jesse Fan: Let`s go.
Order: I hope that someday I love something as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Petra: JF1, can you give me a sec? Real quick.
JF1: Need a hand?
Petra: No, no. I can manage, thanks. Really i'm fine. I'm good, I'm good. We can keep moving.
OOTFJ: So many stairs.
Jesse Fan: There`s a ladder.
Order: It better not be a long one.
Petra: Whatever this is looks like that's the way in.
Order: After you, dude.
Jesse Fan: Here goes...
Policiamalo: What did you see?
Gabriel: Please don`t say more stairs...
Jesse Fan: I think I must be... Seeing things. It`s like another world up here. A brand-new, totally unspoiled world.
Policiamalo: So bright...
Order: Ahhhh!
Policiamalo: Oof! That`s my body, Order, My broken, battered body.
Jesse Fan: Hang on a second...
OOTFJ: No, he`s right... the ground is almost... squishy. Like carpet.
Order: Looks funny, too. Hey, I can see again!
Policiamalo: I`m glad to hear it, but can you please get off of me?
Order: Sorry, dude.
Jesse Fan: This doesn`t look like a normal tree...
Jesse Fan: What in the -- it`s made of wool!!This tree... the grass... It`s all... wool!
Policiamalo: You`re telling me, we`ve been resting all our hopes on this guy, and the whole time he`s building some... totally artificial Happyland?
Order: Well, it`s real wool.
Jesse Fan: Isn't it pretty impressive that he built an exact replica out of this stuff?
Policiamalo: Impressive Bananapants. We came here for nothing. What are we supposed to do now?
Jesse Fan: We came here for Soren, and for his Formidi-bomb.
Jesse Fan: That`s still the plan.
Policiamalo: Just look around, Jesse Fan! If the greatest builder of all time has spent years working on this, what`re the chances he`ll even have that bomb, huh? I`ve had enough crazy for one day!
Petra: What's his problem? He's seems pretty upset.
Jesse Fan: Just give him some space. He'll be okay.
JF1: How'd you think Soren managed to get out of here without leaving any clues behind?
Petra: He is the greastest builder of all time. If anybody knew how to put in the secret-est of secret doors, it's him.
JF1: So I'm probably looking for...
Petra: Well, to open a secret door... you need a secret machanism.
JF1: So, on a scale of "ugh" to "argh," how bad are you feeling?
Petra: Somewhere in between. But i'm holding on for now.
JF1: Have you ever seen anything weirder than this place?
Petra: I once saw a village dig a huge trench and fill it with, like a million carrots.
JF1: I guess I'm gonna keep looking around.
Petra: Look out.
Jesse Fan: Neat!
Jesse Fan: Aw, you like that, don`tcha boy?
Rueben: "Oink!"
Jesse Fan: Hey, Reuben!
Jesse Fan: High five, Reuben!
Rueben: "Oink!" (Yeah!)
Jesse Fan: You doing okay, buddy?
Rueben: "Oink!" (Yes)
Jesse Fan: I know i`m supposed to looking for something, Reuben -- any idea what? What`s that, boy? You see something over there? Well, I`m going to keep looking.
Order: Thought you could trick me, huh, fake sun? Well, it`s not gonna work. What`s up, JF1?
Jesse Fan: Either of you guys know what`s eating Lukas?
Order: Well, as a longtime observer of human behavior...
OOTFJ: We have no idea. Try -- ya know -- talking to him.
Jesse Fan: You both doing okay?
Order: Could be worse. Could be better.
JF1: Found anything interesting?
Order: Just that button.
OOTFJ: Doesn't really seem to do anything, though.
Jesse Fan: Okay. I`m gonna keep poking around.
Order: Right.
Jesse Fan: Cool!
Jesse Fan: Well, at least that`s not made of wool. Must be all sorts of hidden water systems in this place...
Jesse Fan: It`s, uh, cute i guess?
Policiamalo: What do you want?
Jesse Fan: Petra's worried about you?
Policiamalo: Listen, i know I`ve been prickly, okay? But... JF1, I think... something`s wrong. With Petra.. You have to have noticed. The lack of energy... The labored breathing...
Jesse Fan: What exactly are you saying, Lukas?
Policiamalo: There's something wrong! Okay? Something big. It`s not fooling anybody. At least not me.
Jesse Fan: Look, Lukas... Petra`s sick.
Policiamalo: How long have you known?
Jesse Fan: A while. But she asked me not to say anything! The Wither infected her with something.
Policiamalo: So... everything I was worried about -- is true! This is my fault, Jesse Fan! Petra's`s withersickness... It`s because of me.
Jesse Fan: Well, we just make it up, now.
Policiamalo: Maybe... you`re right. If one of our best fighters is sick --Do we even stand a chance anymore? Not like we haven`t dealt with some grade-A problems before...
Jesse Fan: If we stick together, we can do anything. Even something that feels impossible.
Policiamalo: It just feels EXTRA impossible now.
Jesse Fan: Then we stick together extra hard.
Policiamalo: Okay. I just kinda wish lPetrawould tell everybody. It would just make things -- easier.
Jesse Fan: Well, I talked to Lukas.
OOTFJ: Is he... okay? That was so unlike him back there.
Order... OOTFJ. I have some bad news.
Jesse Fan: You may have noticed Petra`s been... falling behind more and more lately. She`s... sick.
Order: Uh, man -- I gotta say something to her...
Jesse Fan: I bet this wool feels pretty good under those trotters, huh, Reuben?
Reuben: "Oink!"
JF1: Lukas knows something.
Petra: How much of something?
JF1: He sees you're not feeling well.
Petra: I'm trying to hide as best as I can, but...
JF1: You take care of you. I'll take care of Lukas.
Policiamalo: Hey, JF1.
Jesse Fan: You haven`t found a way out of here, have you?
Policiamalo: Honestly? I haven`t even been looking. I just... I just need a little alone-time right now.
Jesse Fan: How`re you holding up?
Policiamalo: I`m not the one you need to worry about...
Jesse Fan: I, uh, kinda need to get to that lever you`re blocking.
*Pushes up the lever*
Jesse Fan: Thanks.
Policiamalo: Yup.
Policiamalo: Hey, JF1.
Jesse Fan: You know what? Never mind.
Jesse Fan: Thats... weird. Hey, everyone! I think i found Soren`s way out!
Policiamalo: Way to go, Jesse Fan. That`s awesome.
Petra: Nice sleuthing, JF1. Sorry I wasn't more help back there. When I think back to how I ran all over Endercon's looking for Ivor... It's hard to imagine. I did of that... now that I'm like this.
Jesse Fan: I'm just happy you're with us.
Petra: Nope. Don't want it. Don't need it. Thanks. See if we can find Soren-- before he finds us.
Jesse Fan: Guess the water system isn`t just for the outside. Not that the outside was... actually... the outside.
Jesse Fan: You could fit hundreds of people in here... but it doesn`t look like it`s being used for much of anything.
Jesse Fan: Let`s see what`s going on behind this door...
Narrator: Next time on Jesse Fan`s tales, Jesse and his/her other friends continue to find Soren and his F-bomb. (Super-TNT) but will they find Soren? or they continue their rampage against the Wither Storm, until the Wither Storm is destroyed? Only time will tell. Chapter 7 ends.
== Chapter 8: Finding Soren continues: Taking a tour in his room in the End ==
Narrator: Chapter 8 begins.
Soren on the recording: I call that one, Symphony in E. A new compostition to celebrate my newest discovery!
OOTFJ: That`s him!
Soren on the recording: This him this time, i`m sorein place a block on tope of another block that rudimentary of undeniable intelligence.
Jesse Fan: Soren!
Soren on the recording: Improving my entries, but a sign with indeniable intelligence.
OOTFJ: What the --
Jesse Fan: It`s just a recording!
Soren on the recording: I hope i`m not imaging things. Goodness knows, it`s happened before I-- okay i better eat something i`m postive lightheaded what it`s like--
OOTFJ: After all that! He`s not even here?! We came all this way, and for what? We`re no closer to Soren than before!
Jesse Fan: Well, this record didn`t turn on by itself...
OOTFJ: Good Point. I guess he really likes the sound of his own voice, then.
Soren: By next to figure out ways that might be able to be persuaded to build collaboratively. I`ve worked up a simple set of building instructions to inspire them.
Jesse Fan: Maybe there`s something useful on this record... If i can figure out what he`s talking about...
Soren: I will disguise myself and hide among them in order to observe them more closely. I do remember position coming on the man.
Jesse Fan: Huh. "Hide among them?" Hide among Who?
OOTFJ: Oh... JF1? Do you think Soren is talking about... Them? Then again, everything else about this guy has been pointed crazy...
Jesse Fan: No way that`s what he means -- that`s nuts!
OOTFJ: You heard that recording -- he`s trying to get them to build.
Jesse Fan: You think he`s actually training Endermen to build stuff?
OOTFJ: I think he thinks he`s training Endermen to build stuff.
Jesse Fan: Let`s look around... See what we can find out.
Jesse Fan: Found something!
OOTFJ: Whatcha got?
Jesse Fan: It`s definitely some sort of crafting recipe. But why would someone as brilliant as Soren need a recipe for a shape that simple?
OOTFJ: Because they`re not for Soren -- They`re for the Endermen! This must be what he`s trying to teach them to build!
Jesse Fan: Those instructions called for clay blocks, just like this one.
Jesse Fan: I`ll take this one, too.
Jesse Fan: You find anything useful?
Rueben: Oink! (No)
Jesse Fan: Worth asking.
Jesse Fan: You doin` all right?
Rueben: Oink (Yes)
Jesse Fan: Yeah, you and me both, buddy.
Jesse Fan: That`s three i`ve grabbed so far.
Jesse Fan: I`ll take this one, too.
Jesse Fan: Looks like this is the last block in here.
Jesse Fan: "Enderman Observations, Part 27"?
Soren on the Recorder: I`ll been watching the Enderman up close today, but it thinks that i may caused the communicating more the very two of them stood near each other for an extended period. It was very exciting. Then they wanted away it seemed deliberate, maybe it follows one of them for the next three hours, here`s what happened.
Jesse Fan: "Totemic Constructions of Peaceful Endermen." Hm.
Soren on the Recorder: Put Endermen implored to work together or are they like sheep and pigs wandering randonly and doing things based on whim rather than high thought processes. It`s to dicide is it only under been at peace build stryctures when agitated such as yesterday, but they don`t seem to have any interest in building things only hitting me with their fists, but while peaceful Enderman move blocks from place to place on and on seemingly ad infinitum till they somehow achieve satisfaction and teleport away. This will require further detailed observation, but i am so so lonely.
Jesse Fan: "The Folly of Pumpkins"?
Soren on the Recorder: A pumpkin may stop the end of them from attacking me, but i love this remain convinced that is also altering their behavior as if they`re preternatural knowledge of my presence revealing their true natures. Therefore, i have now become the fashion camouflage suit that will allow me to mingle amongst these here for inscrutable creatures and like a fearless explorer burning his boats to the ground upon reaching the shores of a new lab. My entire cache of pumpkins has now been baked into delicious.
Jesse Fan: "Calls of the Endermen"?
Soren on the Recorder: And finally, The Enderman love song. It`s all just fascinating.
Jesse Fan: Guess it`s hard to get plants to grow in the end.
Jesse Fan: Hey, OOTFJ... What do you think the others have found?
OOTFJ: I dunno. Soren`s manison looked huge, but the lab seems to be answers are.
Jesse Fan: I`m no art snob, but... eh.
Jesse Fan: It`s a good thing they can`t see me through this glass.
Jesse Fan: OOTFJ! Check it out!
OOTFJ: An Enderman... suit? Either Soren`s got a very unique fashion sense, or... wait a second...
Jesse Fan: What would Soren need this for?
OOTFJ: In order to walk amongst the Endermen, you have to become an Enderman!
Jesse Fan: You mean...
OOTFJ: This is the disquise he was talking about! Okay, so. If Soren is using those blueprints to teach the Endermen to build... And there`s a disguise missing from the stand...
Jesse Fan: He must be conducting his experiment right now!
OOTFJ: Of course! The missing disguise is the one he had to put on before going outside!
Jesse Fan: Which means if we want to get to Soren... We have to go out there to do it. That leftover Enderman suit would fit me. I guess it`s time to play dress up!
Jesse Fan: How do i look?
OOTFJ: I don`t think you want my honest opinion. But... It just might do the trick.
Jesse Fan: I don`t know about you, but i don`t wanna spend any more time here than i have to.
Jesse Fan: Uh, like this place doesn`t give you the creeps?
OOTFJ: Hang on a second. Soren-in-disguise looks like any old Enderman... and so will you. How are you going to find him? Walk up to every Enderman out there and say, "Hey, are you Soren?" The whole point of the disguise is to avoid that kind of attention.
Jesse Fan: We, um, just need to get his attention without rilling up the Endermen.
OOTFJ: Try not to die, okay? I`d really hate to have to watch that. From behind this protective glass.
Jesse Fan: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Jesse Fan: Okay. We`ve just gotta get Soren`s attention....and avoid attracting theirs.
Reuben: Oink.
Jesse Fan: Looks like -- a building grid. Lemme just take another look at the instructions...
Jesse Fan: Nothing i can`t handle.
Jesse Fan: One block down, five to go. I just hope that Soren`s watching -- wherever he is.
*Steals the block from an Endermen*
JF1: uh, oh.
Jesse Fan: False evidence of Endermen Intelligence: accomplished! Uh... Nothing to see here, guys. Just walk away. Okay, they`re not walking away. Definitely not walking away.
Soren: I am sorry about this, but... it has to look real.
Narrator: Chapter 8 ends.
== Chapter 9: Soren`s already found ==
Narrator: Chapter 9 Begins.
Soren: I don`t think it`ll bruise. Your face, i mean. Those suits were built with durability in mind.
Jesse Fan: You must be Soren.
Soren: I am. But must i be? I`m not sure if i want to sometimes. Sometimes, I`d prefer to be anything but Soren... ooh, like a donkey, for example!
Jesse Fan: Where are the others?
Soren: Your friends are stomping around... uninvited... making a mess i`m sure... By the way, as far as introductions are concerned...this is not going very well.
Jesse Fan: We`re in danger.
Soren: Uh, what else is new?
Soren: Whatever your issue is... whatever your problem... it has occurred before, and has been solved before. What do you need me for? I`ve gone out of my way to avoid these types of problems.
Jesse Fan: I need you to be a hero.
Soren: I see. And what do you think a "hero" would do in this situation?
Jesse Fan: A hero would give me his Formidi-bomb.
Jesse Fan: There`s a Witherstorm on the loose and it`s eating the world.
Soren: Ah, i see! you misspoke. You don`t need me. You just need my stuff. Well... I`ve found that when you give people what they want, they turn on you. They become resentful. They show their true colors.
Jesse Fan: Don`t you want to be a hero?
Soren: Ha! I`ve tried that already. The results were mixed. It`s why i prefer Endermen. They always do what you expect, almost to a fault. You`re a stranger. And what you`re asking for is too dangerous.
Jesse Fan: I have the amulet.
Soren: What?
Jesse Fan: Gabriel gave it to me.
Soren: Gabriel?
Jesse Fan: Gabriel asked me to reassemble the Order of the Stone.
Soren: The Order of the Stone?! They... asked for me? I`ve always known they needed me, but i was never sure if they wanted me.
Jesse Fan: Ellegaard is your friend.
Soren: Hmmm. I don`t know.
Soren: Does she ever talk about me?
Jesse Fan: Uhhh... sure.
Soren: What kinds of things do they say? Specifically... Give me an example...
Jesse Fan: That you were missed.
Soren: Really?
Jesse Fan: Maybe it was more miss-ing... you have to read between the lines.
Soren: Yes, you do. But what about you? Are you my friend? As long as we`re on the subject. Not to put you on the spot.
Jesse Fan: Sure!
Soren: That`s the best thing i`ve heard in years. Admittedly that`s not a very high bar. Don`t worry, i`m going to help you... because that`s what friends do. Before we leave i`m going to give my old friends a gift. The gift of song.
Narrator: *Soren gives a gift of song*
Soren: Gray may seem scary but he`s a swell guy. Sally, dilly dallies, but give here credit, she tries. They might look the same to the untrained eyyyeeee.
Jesse Fan: Let it out!
Soren: But that`s a lie and so i say...
Lukas: Wait, is that...? Are you...?
OOTFJ: Soren.
Order: Whoa.
Petra: Nice to meet you, Soren...
Soren: You look... terrible.
Soren: Seems a bit odd...
Jesse Fan: What`s happening?
Soren: You`ve upset them. You`ve altered their behavior.
Jesse Fan: Okay, let`s go.
Narrator: Chapter 9 ends.
== Chapter 10: Escaping from Soren`s fortress in the End ==
Narrator: Chapter 10 begins.
Jesse Fan: And the hits just keep on comin'.
Soren: I wasn`t expecting so many houseguests -- there`s no way i have enough seashell soaps for all of them!
Lukas: How are we supposed to get out of here? We need to come up with a plan. And not our usual we`ll-come-up-with-a-plan-when-we-have-to-oh-wait-now-we-have-to kind of plan.
Jesse Fan: Soren, you`ve been studying Endermen for ages -- any bright ideas?
Soren: One constant about Endermen is that they hate water. If we can force that fountain to overflow somehow... Jesse Fan, you still have the Enderman suit. Put that on, and you`ll be able to safely reach the fountain.
Jesse Fan: Just when i thought i`d never have to smell this thing again...
Order: Good luck, dude.
Soren: We`ll, um... all watch from here, then! Where it`s safe.
Jesse Fan: Phew.
Soren: Try not to die.
Lukas: C`mon! What are you waiting for?
Soren: The plan was break the fountain slowly.
Jesse Fan: Yes!
Jesse Fan: C`mon, guys. It`s clear!
Jesse Fan: Oh, no...
Lukas: We`re gonna die.
Jesse Fan: Nobody`s gonna die. Because i`m going to break that other fountain.
Jesse Fan: Whoa!
Jesse Fan: Hey...
Jesse Fan: Fountain number two -- prepare to meet your doom.
Jesse Fan: Okay, everybody -- let`s go!
Jesse Fan: What`s the holdup?
Lukas: They`re everywhere. How are we supposed to get through this? I mean physically and psycholgically.
Jesse Fan: I`m wearing the Enderman suit, so I`ll go first. Just grab onto me.
Lukas: I guess if this is the only way we`re gonna make it back to the trap door...
Jesse Fan: Maybe we should, uh, turn around... Or... not.
Jesse Fan: Thus guy`s right in my face!
Jesse Fan: Quick! In the water!
Soren: Oh! When i constructed this place. I worried about how flammable my building material was. So, i installed a fire suppression system to prevent the whole thing from going up in frames!
Jesse Fan: So... there`s more water?
Soren: Much more! If we activate it, it could dispense all these Endermen while we swim to safety!
Jesse Fan: Can we reach the controls from here?
Soren: The lever is right up there.
Jesse Fan: Yeesh.
Jesse Fan: I don`t know how much water this thing is gonna kick out, so everybody --
Lukas: It`s working!
Soren: Well done, Jesse Fan! Now, time to swim to that trap door!
Lukas: Quick, come on!
Order: Hurry!
OOTFJ: Jesse Fan!
Lukas: Jesse, hurry!
Narrator: Chapter 20 ends.
== Chapter 11: Escaping from Soren`s fortress continues ==
Narrator: Chapter 11 begins.
Jesse Fan: AAAaaaaaahhhh!
Soren: HUUMPF!
Jesse Fan: UUGGG!
Jesse Fan: We made it!
Soren: "Making it" is relative...
Jesse Fan: oh, come on!!
Jesse Fan: Not that this isn`t a tone of fun, but -- let`s grab the Formidi- Bomb and get out of here!
Soren: One small problem. Tiny, really. Miniscule. I haven`t actually built it yet.
Jesse Fan: That`s a "small problem"?!
Soren: You seem like a person who appreciates cool stuff that`s cool for no reason.
Jesse Fan: Thanks?
Soren: Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
OOTFJ: Jesse Fan?!
Soren: Hold onto your socks -- `cause they`re about to get blown off! Go to work, boys!
Soren: Oooh. Ooh! Ouch!
Jesse Fan: When those golems are done with the monsters... they won`t attack us, will they?
Soren: Ask me no questions and i`ll tell you no lies.
Jesse Fan: That... didn`t actually --
Soren: Ask-me-no-questions!!!
Order: Do you guys hear that?
Jesse Fan: Hear what?
Order: All that stuff whispering, "Take me. Take me now."
OOTFJ: I think it`s saying... "OOTFJ should get to take more than Order." But why? "Because she`s cooler!"
Jesse Fan: C`mon guys, don`t touch anything! I know. All this stuff is pretty --
Order: Awesome? Cool? The greatest? The super-greatest?
Jesse Fan: -- but... it doesn`t belong to us.
Soren: I`ll just fetch the Super-TNT. It`s right up-- there!
Jesse Fan: How are you gonna get up there?
Soren: Oh, i have me ways...Oh, and feel free to help yourselves! Just make sure you keep an eye out for the gunpowder we`ll need to make the Formidi-Bomb.
Jesse Fan: Are you in paradise or what?
Order: Honestly? I`m more in "what" right now. All this power went straight to my head -- and then I got a head rush -- and now i`m too overwhelmed to take anything!
Jesse Fan: Stay strong, Order.
Order: I`ll try...
Jesse Fan: Are you both doing okay?
Lukas: It`s gotten really bad. Part of me is hoping that -- when we bomb the Wither Storm, this sickness will just... dissipate.
Petra: Sure would be nice, huh?
Lukas: Its make sense, doesn`t it?
Jesse Fan: I had the same thought!
Lukas: Fingers crossed, right?
Jesse Fan: Toes, too.
Jesse Fan: See anything you want, Reuben?
Jesse Fan: Just because everyone else is grabbing stuff, doesn`t mean you have to, too.
Jesse Fan: Cool.
Jesse Fan: Hey... Soren?
Soren: Jesse Fan!
Jesse Fan: I think i`ve almost got enough gunpowder now!
Soren: Glad to hear it! And Jesse Fan -- I am sorry for not keeping this place as organized as i should. It`s very embarrassing. And this is my Super TNT.
OOTFJ: Wait... but i thought Super-TNT was the Formidi-Bomb...
Soren: Of course not! They`re two completely different words, aren`t they?
Jesse Fan: Let`s build us a Formidi-Bomb!
Soren: Yes! Let`s Build away!
Jesse Fan: Um... How do we build us a Formidi-Bomb, exactly? Do we just combine this with the gunpowder?...
Soren: The crafting recipe is quite simple really... Super TNT in the middle, and gunpowder all around.
Jesse Fan: Got it!
Soren: No! No,no,no! The ingredients are highly unstable -- even putting them in close proximity to each other is a risk!
Jesse Fan: Okay... well... we may not have the Formidi-Bomb yet, but at least we finally have the ingredients to build one. Progress!
Soren: And now that we have them, we... Ahem. We...I literally don`t remember. You`re going to have to help me out a little, Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: Now, we just need to find a way to get it inside the Witherstorm to blow it up!
Soren: Oh, dear... I was afraid of this. With The End underwater, the Endermen will try to escape.
Rueben: Oink!
Soren: Of course, of course -- to the mine carts, everyone!!
Narrator: Chapter 11 ends.
== Chapter 12: Time for the Witherstorm attack ==
Narrator: Chapter 12 begins.
Order: Incoming!
Jesse Fan: Bahhhh!
Ellegaard: There you are!
Magnus: So glad you could make it! Could have used you earlier!
Jesse Fan: I`m glad you`re okay!
Magnus: This looks like "okay" to you?!
Jesse Fan: I thought Ivor was coming to get you!
Ellegaard: Ivor?! We haven`t even seen him!
Lukas: What`s going on?
Soren: You don`t have to worry about the monsters... They`re running away. Worry about what they`re running away from.
Order: I feel like that got bigger.
OOTFJ: It did.
Jesse Fan: It`s Formidi-Bomb time.
Ellegaard: Soren?
Magnus: It`s him. It`s you.
Soren: Hello, old friends.
Soren: It`s time to go! We only get shot at this. Remember... once the Formidi-Bomb is crafted it`ll explode in a matter of seconds. It means whoever is doing the crafting... will be in great danger. I was hoping... well... um... perhaps we can draw straws?
Magnus: Don`t look at me.
Jesse Fan: This is my chance to step up.
Soren: Perhaps...
Jesse Fan: I`m going to set off the Formidi-Bomb.
Soren: That`s what i was hoping for. The rest of us will build distractions in its path. Hopefully it will buy you some time.
Petra: You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Ellegaard: JF1. take my armor. It will help.
Magnus: Nah... you can take mine. It`s gotten me out of a lotta jams.
Ellegaard: I insist.
Magnus: I double insist.
Magnus: Right on, JF1. Uhhh... by the power vested in me... yadda yadda yadda... the Order of the Stone!
Jesse Fan: What?!
Soren: Jesse Fan, you`re going to have to set down a crafting table out there and make that Formidi-bomb! Everyone else, garb a buddy and split up! We need to keep that Witherstorm on track, so build, build, build!!! JF1! Don`t forget! Super TNT in the middle and gunpowder all around!
Jesse Fan: I hope this works.
Jesse Fan: No no no!
Jesse Fan: Not yet!!
Jesse Fan: Got it!
Jesse Fan: Please don`t blow up!
Jesse Fan: Watch out!
Magnus: Ouuch!
Jesse Fan: No!
Jesse Fan: Magnus!
Jesse Fan: Open up and say ah!
Jesse Fan: Yeaaahh!!!!
Narrator: Chapter 22 ends.
== Chapter 13: Magnus dies after the Witherstorm attack ==
Narrator: Chapter 13 begins.
Order: Is that it? Is it over?
OOTFJ: I can`t believe it`s... actually dead!
Lukas: You did it, JF1! You actually did it!
Ellegaard: Not that i`m saying i doubted you -- but i did, a little -- but now i don`t! Andn i never will again!
Lukas: I know it wasn`t easy, but...
Order: About time we got a real win.
Jesse Fan: I couldn`t have done this without you guys -- any of it.
OOTFJ: Uh, believe me, we`re well aware. ...Thanks for saying it, though.
Jesse Fan: Thanks, buddy.
Order: Uh... anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Jesse Fan: Uh, no...
Soren: You fought valiantly, my friend.
Magnus: We noth know... my fight... is over, man...
Soren: Stuff and nonsense... Stuff and nonsense...
Soren: Save your strength, Magnus. We`ll take care of this. We`ll take care of you.
Magnus: Jesse Fan.
Jesse Fan: Magnus.
Magnus: My armor... looks... great on you, man. I want you to keep it, okay? It`s not gonna be... much use to me... anymore.
Soren: Don`t say such things!
Jesse Fan: Please don`t go, Magnus. Please just -- hang on a little longer.
Magnus: I`m hangin`, but... only for a little while. Hey... at least i... finally got to be a real hero... right?
Jesse Fan: All those people... they`re alive! The Wither Storm didn`t kill them!
Magnus: Jesse -- you gotta help them. All of `em. Make sure they get out. Don`t leave anybody behind.
Jesse Fan: Of course i`ll save them -- every one of them. We`re the good guys, right? That`s what we do. C`mon,
JF1: Rueben. We`ve got a job to do.
JF1: You guys help the survivors.I need to make sure we find the people who might be trapped.
Jesse Fan: Don`t worry -- it`s all over now. My friends are gonna help you.
Person #48: I hope you`re right... thank you.
Jesse Fan: You`re going to be okay -- I promise.
Person #64: I... thank you.
Jesse Fan: No... the Command Block? That`s Impossible!! I don`t understand... Soren said the Formidi-Bomb would destory it, but it looks -- fine.
Jesse Fan: What the...
Jesse Fan: Guys!! Over heee --
Jesse Fan: No -- no!
Jesse Fan: Somebody -- help!
Jesse Fan: Can`t -- hold on...
Jesse Fan: But -- i thought you were dead! I saw you...
Gabriel: What... what happened here?
Jesse Fan: I`ll explain everything. Just -- not right now!
Jesse Fan: C`mon, we`ve gotta get out of here!!
Jesse Fan: Gabriel, let`s go!
Gabriel: Who`s... "Gabriel"?
Narrator: Faced with a devastating defeat...
Narrator: ...our heroes will have to search deep within themselves...
Narrator: ...in order to rise above tragedy...
Narrator: ...heal broken friendships...
Narrator: ...untangle bitter rivalries...
Narrator: ...and find the strength to make one last stand against the storm.
Narrator: Chapter 13 ends.
== Chapter 14: Escaping from the Wither Storm continues ==
Narrator: Everything in the universe...starts out as just a block.
Narrator: What comes of these blocks...is up to those who wield them.
Narrator: And in every block there lies the potential to create...or destroy.
Narrator: Our friends have traveled far and wide... in search of the Order of the stone.
Narrator: And a way to stop the Wither Storm for good.
Narrator: But even well-laid plans can go awry...the strong can grow weak...and beloved heroes can fall.
Narrator: And though some glimmer of hope may remain...the threat to this world-- to its very existence...is far from over.
Gabriel: Where -- where am I? What`s going on? What is all this? And what`s that awful smell?
Jesse Fan: Are you okay?
Gabriel: I... I have no idea... Who are you?
Order: Jessefan! Jessefan, where are you?! Say something, Jessefan! We gotta go, pronto!
Jesse Fan: We need some help over here!
Order: Then help is on the way! No way. No way! You found Gabriel?
Gabriel: Who`s Gabirel?
Jesse Fan: We need to get out of here, now!
Order: This way!
OOTFJ: Jessefan! You made it!
Lukas: And... Gabriel?
Petra: Did you say Gabriel?
Jesse Fan: Look out!
Soren: Those Endermen are running the wrong way. They`ll be killed!
Lukas: Soren?
Soren: I can`t stand by and watch...
Jesse Fan: Stop staring and get a move on!
Soren: I can`t just abandon them. Not after a lifetime of study!
Jesse Fan: Your head`s gonna be abandoning your body if you don`t turn around and run!
Lukas: Jesse Fan! They`re falling behind!
Jesse Fan: Order! You gotta move faster!
Order: She`s too sick-- this is the best we can do!
Lukas: They`re not going to able to outrun it! Not on foot! We`ve got to find a way to move faster! Or we`re all gonna be caught in the tractor beam!
Jesse Fan: We just need to get them moving faster...
Jesse Fan: Bingo!
Jesse Fan: Everybody, get on!
Jesse Fan: Slow down, horse!
Petra: Hey, what about us?
Lukas: Come on Jesse Fan, we got this! We`ll take the reins, and they can just hang on...
Jesse Fan: I`ve got Petra!
Lukas: Then i`ll take Gabriel!
Jesse Fan: Hold on, this might be a bumpy ride...
Petra: Gwaaaah!
Lukas: Come on, horses!
Jesse Fan: Whatever you do, don`t look back!
Order: I looked!
Lukas: Everyone, follow me!
Ellegaard: This is the worst ride of my life!
Lukas: Jesse Fan, look out!
OOTFJ: Order, stop backseat-sterring!
Order: I can`t help it! I`m getting horse-sock!
Lukas: It`s gaining on us!
Petra: No offense, but you could use a little practice.
Jesse Fan: First time on a horse here!
Petra: Watch it!
Petra: You trying to knock me off this thing, Jesse Fan?
Jesse Fan: Sorry...
Petra: I`d turn around to see if it`s gaining, but it`s all i can do to hold on!
Jesse Fan: There! We need to ride over that-- bridge. Uh, no!
Lukas: Jesse fan, look out!
Soren: The Endermen! They`re slowing it down...
Jesse Fan: Am i seeing Endermen attack a Wither Storm??
Soren: Endermen move blocks. It`s what they do.
OOTFJ: Guys, come on!
Order: We gotta build a new one -- like, right now.
Jesse Fan: C`mon -- faster!
Order: We need more blocks!
Lukas: I got some!
Petra: It`s getting closer...
OOTFJ: Hurry it up...
Order: Yeehaw! Whoo!
OOTFJ: Order, you`re screaming in my ear.
Order: Sorry.
Narrator: Story continues. Chapter 24 ends.
== Chapter 15: Made it to the cave after getting chased by a Wither Storm ==
== Words: ==
JF1: Jessefan1
PM: Policiamalo
GA3904: Georgia3904
GB: Gabriel
SR: Soren
EG: Ellegaard
OD: Order
JTPM: Jesse The Pig Master
IVR: Ivor
RB: Reuben
== Words without characters: ==
AMT: Amulet
SF: Soren`s Fortress
WS: Wither Storm, Wither sickness
TOOTS: The Order of the Stone
OAMT: Order`s Amulet
EDM: Endermen
CB: Command Block
TPOTCB: The Power of the Command Block
FB: Formidi-Bomb
FS: Failsafe
SWP: Secret Weapon
IVRSL: Ivor`s Secret Laboratory
BUP: Backup Plan
ED: Ender Dragon
EHSWP: Enchant Super Weapon
FA: Far Away.
== Story begins ==
JF1: we made it. We actually freaking made it.
PM: JF1, Gabriel was saying some pretty weird stuff back on that horse.
GA3904: He might have Wither sickness.
PM: I don`t know. You never acted the way he`s been acting.
JF1: Hey Gabriel, how are you feeling?
GB: I`m afraid i don`t feel much like myself at the moment.
SR: Gabriel! It really is you!
EG: Uh! I knew if anybody could outrun death, it would be you.
GR: Wha-- who are you people?
EG: It`s me....! Ellegaard! Come on.
SR: Old friend, don`t you recognize us? It`s Soren.
JF1: Just-- give him some space, for now. He many still come out of it.
SR: What a terrible turn of events.
GB: You! You`re the one who rescued me. Tell me, please --- What is going on? I remember only blackness. Then, suddenly, you were there. And then we were galloping...
JF1: All that matters is, you`re safe now.
SR: You`re among friends, Gabriel.
GB: I don`t feel safe. All i feel is the horror of being in that monster. It was dark... and foul... and i was sure i was a goner!
SR: Well you aren`t. You made it back alive.: Which is more than i can say for some of us.
EG: Uh, Magnus. For a second there, I almost managed to forget.
PM: You guys talking about Magnus?
OD: I still can`t believe he`s gone.
SR: How!? How could this have happened!? To lose not just a friend... But the member of the Order of the Stone!
JF1: Guys... it was my fault. I`m the one who took Magnus` armor.
OOTFJ: But you couldn`t have known what was going to happen.
EG: She`s right. You can`t blame yourself, JF1. I`m surprised he lasted as long as he did.
SR: Graah! Being emotional is getting us nowhere! What i want to know is, what happened out here today? Why is that thing still alive?! My instructions were simple! You were the one in the middle of everything. What went wrong?!
JF1: All we managed to do, is make things worse. The Command block is still out there, SR!
SR: Blast! And to make matters worse, we`re gone from one Wither Storm-- to three! Our plan was a total failure! I should`ve cast the foul thing into the abyss! Why didn`t i destroy that cursed block ages ago?
JF1: Look, our plan didn`t work, so we obviously need a new one. The question is: What--do--we--do?
SR: Why are you asking me?! Am i expected to know every last thing in the universe? I need a moment to think.
GB: Is he always like this?
EG: You have nooooo idea.
GB: That jacket... I recognize it!
JF1: Lukas always wears that jacket.
GB: No-- there were other people wearing that very same jacket when i was thrown from the monster! Ugh... it hurts just to think about...
EG: Just put it out of your mind...
PM: Jesse... if what Gabriel said is true... I mean... do you think? I thought for sure they were gone, but...
JF1: Lukas, your friends could still be out there!
PM: I know! Which means-- i`ve gotta go after them! They might need me, JF1!
GA3904: Whoa... I suddenly feel really dizzy...
Order: Easy, easy. I gotcha...
JF1: Hey buddy. You doing okay?
RB: Oink!
JF1: Of course you are. Wish i could say the same for everyone else.
JF1: Petra, how are you doing? You feeling any better?
GA3904: "Better" is relative. If i just sit here and don`t move... or breathe... It`s *almost* bearable.
Order: Man, if it wasn`t for Ivor, she wouldn`t even be like this.
OOTFJ: No kidding.
GA3904: That`s... not exactly true. Ivor built the Wither, sure... but he couldn`t have done it without that skull i`ve gave him. If i`d just taken a second to think about it... But all i cared about was getting that stupid diamond.
JF1: There`s no way you could have known what would happen. Nobody`s ever seen anything like this!
GA3904: Still. I`m gonna do everything i can to make this right.
OOTFJ: Petra... I know this isn`t easy to hear, but -- you`re too sick to be going *anywhere*.
GA3904: I`m not that sick.
Order: Maybe you should rest in this cave for a while. I mean, it`s safe... defensible...
Petra: If i say i`m fine, then i`m fine!
OOTFJ: If you try to keep going... I`m afraid you`re not gonna make it.
JF1: You need to stay here is the right move, you`ll never going to make it.
GA3904: But, i`ve wanted to be with you, guys.
JF1: And you well, i`m sure.
OOTFJ: It`s the right call, JF1.
JF1: I`ve hope so.
JF1: Some leftover cobblestone. Might come in handy.
PM: Gravel? No. Dirt? Don`t think so...
JF1: Lukas, what are you doing?
PM: I told you, i`m going after my friends. I thought the other Ocelots were dead... but if they`re not, i need to go find them. Look, i am grateful to you guys for bringing me this far... But i can`t leave them along out there.
JF1: You`re right, they do need you. And the best way to help them, is to help us beat that monster!
PM: That sounds right -- but it just doesn`t feel right, JF1.
JF1: Lukas...
PM: Look. You and me, we`ve made a pretty good them so far. i`d even call us friends. So i know you`ll understand why i need to go help my old friends. They`d do it for me. Same way you`d go back for any of your friends.
JF1: I can`t believe i`m saying this, but... If your heart`s telling you to go, then you gotta go. Otherwise you`d be... heartless, or something.
PM: Thank you, JF1. I`ll find them, and then... I`ll find you again too. I promise.
JF1: Thanks.
EG: Not gonna lie. But we`ve dealt with worse, right?
GB: Have we?
JF1: How`s it going?
GB: Tell me, Jesse... who is this person? She keeps insulting me. One minute i think i`m talking to a friend... The next, i`m being made fun of.
JF1: That right there is Ellegaard! Ellie to you.
GB: Ellegaard, hmm? And how do i know her, exactly? I sense we have a history, but... I feel i need a little reminder.
JF1: You`re both members of the Order of the Stone.
GB: And what`s that?
JF1: The Order of the Stone!? It`s the greatest band of heroes ever assembled!
GB: Really?
JF1: Really. You go way [waa-haay-haay] back.
EG: It isn`t working. He doesn`t remember anything.
JF1: Talk to him about your past-- something only you would know about.
EG: Like what? We haven`t seen each other for so long...
JF1: Talk about fighting the Ender Dragon.
EG:  I don`t think so. I`ve told that story way too many times.
JF1: Which is why it might help!
EG: Okay, fine. Ender Dragon. Scariest thing alive, right? Well, for most of the battle, it looked like we were goners. But you know who finally stayed that beast?
GB: Um... was it JF1?
EG: What?! No, it was you, GB. You slayed it.
GB: Oh. Thank you for sharing that with me. And Jesse, thank you, too. You`ve been a big help here. I... I need to repay your kindness. I`m not sure how, exactly... But i want to express my gratitude.
JF1: You can thank me by watching out for me and my friends. This fight isn`t over yet.
GB: Very well. Now then... tell me more about this "Ender Dragon."
EG: I`m not even sure where to start...
RB: Oink?
GA3904: Sorry RB, i don`t really feel like company.
RB: Oink!? Oink!?
JF1: RB! Not again.
JF1: RB!
JF1: Don`t run off on me like that, okay?
RB: Oink.
JF1: I don`t want to lose you. You understand?
RB: Oink.
JF1: Yeah, i know you`ve run off before... but things are different now. We`ve lost too many people already.
JF1: The world needs us, RB. So much of it has already been reduced to bedrock... and it`s up to us to save the rest of it.
RB: Oink.
JF1: Well, maybe that is a lot of pressure for just a person and a pig. But we have to find a way.
*hearing noises from Soren and Ivor*
IVR: That`s what i said, isn`t it?
SR: Just as you "helped" us once before?
IVR: This isn`t about the past! It`s about the future!
SR: There are three of those things now!
IVR: You say that like it`s my fault!
SR: It is your Fault!
IVR: Uh, take responsibility, for once, Soren!
SR: I did that by locking the command block away!
IVR: So you could only use it.
SR: Do you still not realize how dangerous it is!?
IVR: Oh, the bitter irony. "Soren the Architect."
SR: I do not need Lectures from you!
IVR: That`s debateable. {debateable}
SR: Maybe you should leave, IVR.
IVR: If i do that, the world falls.
SR: Oh, oh, oh i forgot -- you have a plan!
IVR: Why am i even bothering?
SR: Why are you?
IVR: Soren, you need to listen to me!
SR: Uh, what good has ever come of that?
JF1: What are you doing here, IVR? Come to lock me in another room?
IVR: I came to offer my help.
SR: Bah! He`s been following us!
IVR: It`s not like that! You need to hear me out! What you don`t understand is -- you are all in very grave danger.
SR: Hahahaha, Obviously!
IVR: No-- I mean specifically this group! The Wither Storm isn`t acting randomly. It`s following GB!
JF1: GB?
IVR: You see, I... may have programmed it to... follow his amulet.
SR: You mean the Order's Aumlet?!
IVR: Yes, SR. That amulet!
JF1: And the reason you didn`t tell us that agos ago?
IVR: GB was gone! I didn`t think it mattered!
JF1: Right, expect GB gave the amulet to me!
IVR: What? I... I didn`t know.
SR: Ivor, you fool. You`re created a monster that`s following JF1! And it`s only getting stronger!
IVR: You don`t think I realize that? Nothing can stop those things! Nothing even hurts them!
JF1: Well... expect Endermen.
IVR: Endermen?
SR: JF1`s right! The Wither`s gaz passed over them... And they went wild. If i hadn`t seen it with my own eyes...
JF1: We actually just saw a bunch of Endermen pull blocks off of a Wither Storm.
IVR: So...?
SR: So enough of them, working together, might be able to destroy a WS entirely! It`s a promising concept, at least in theory... If i`m seeing all the pieces correctly...
JF1: Could you coordinate the Endermen somehow? Make them attack all at once?
SR: If i know my Endermen... all we`d need to do is get them into the Wither storm`s vicinity. In fact, there`s probably more than enough of them still in my fortress...an unintended side effect of you flooding The End!
IVR: This is just like the old days, SR. You and your crazy ideas...
SR: Hush, IVR, for once!
SR: The question is, how to bring the Witherstorm and the Endermen together? Endermen aren`t pets -- they don`t follow orders. At least, not from mere mortals...
JF1: We know for a fact the Wither Storm will follow the Amulet. So if we take the Amulet back to your Fortress where the Endermen are...
SR: Yes, yes that`s it! We`ll lead them straight into a Massive trap!
JF1: If we can`t bring the Endermen to the Wither Storms... we bring the Wither Storms to the Endermen!
IVR: Just one problem. You`re forgetting About the Command Block.
SR: Oh. Yes. It`s clear now that no Weapon can destroy it, not even a Formid Bomb.
IVR: Actually, I... may have a solution to that.
IVR: You see, when i first took possession of the Command Block--
SR: You mean stole it --
IVR: Yes, well, i created a Failsafe. A Backup plan, for just in case.
SR: Well I`d say "just in case" is here!
JF1: IVR, how could you keep this secret?
IVR: Uh, believe you me, keeping secrets is easy. So... i made something.
IVR: An EB. One that contains The Power of Command Block itself.
IVR: Use it Enchant a Weapon... and you`ll be able to smash the Command Block to bits, Forever.
SR: Yes... yes, that`s it! It could very well solve all our Problems!
JF1: Then what are we waiting for? Let`s go get that book!
IVR: Just one problem. It`s at my Secret Lab... which is... sort of Far away.
JF1: How far could it possibly be?
IVR: Let`s just say it`s the farthest place a peson can Travel before being utterly --
SR: Uh dear -- what was that!?
GA3904: I can`t believe it found us so quickly!
Order: It just keeps coming for us...
OOTFJ: Well we can`t stand around and wait for it...
Order: So what do we do!?
JF1: Guys, I have a plan! We`re going to IIvor's Secret Laborary to try and craft a--
EG: Ivor? Well I`ll be... It is you!
IVR: A pleasure as always, EG.
GB: Hello, my name is GB.
IVR: Somebody punch me.
JF1: Anyway... IVR figured out the Witherstorms are drawn to the Aumlet. So were gonna lure them back to Soren's Fortress and destroy the Command Block with an Enchanted Super Weapon!
OOTFJ: You figured all that out just now?!
IVR: The point is, we need to get moving. We aren`t safe. Not as long as we have that Aumlet.
Order: I`ll take it.
OOTFJ: You can`t!
Order: I can and i have to.
JF1: There`s no way i can let you do that, Order.
Order: You don`t understand. I`m not asking. I thought you`d trust me by now. You just go make that Super Weapon. I`ll meet you back at Soren's Fortress.
EG: Well Order shouldn`t have to do this along, I`m going with her.
Order: I appreciate that.
GB: Well, I`m going with JF1. I pledged to help, and that`s what i must do.
OOTFJ: PM is out there all by himself.
SR: There`s nothing you can do for him now.
JF1: Everyone, take good care of yourselves.
Order: You too. Hey JF1 -- let`s try our handshake again. Just once, for the road.
JF1: The Redstone Rap? You got it.
JF1: I`ll see you at Soren's Fortress, all right?
Order: Not if i see you first.
JF1: Are we there yet?
IVR: Almost there.
JF1: Can be too much longer, right?
IVR: No, not too much longer.
JF1: Are we there yet?
IVR: No, no are we not there yet!
Story continues in Part 2.
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