SmackDown 17/7/18

VacantForHOF's opening statement: 
"Hellllooooooo cocksuckers. It's ya boi. VacantForHOF.
And we have a regular card this week. Because fuck you. Gotta introduce THE NEW WORLD TITLE SYSTEM and the coming of the LLR TOTAL WARFARE CHAMPIONSHIP. Where you will fight for my amusement. So let's start this bullshit:"
== Card ==
No.	Match 	Stipulation 	Notes 	Winner
1. 	RyRyLloyd vs Pinkerton55 	Singles 	 	RyRyLloyd
2. 	VacantForHOF vs ArtichokeJoe 	Singles 	 	DRAW
3. 	TheCivilizedGamer vs SlowbroJJ vs MidKnightDreary vs IM_A_ONE_MAN_BANNED vs ElDaboFuego	Five-man Clusterfuck	Non-title 	DRAW between SlowbroJJ
and MidKnightDreary
4. 	DerLaubi vs redjedia 	Singles 	 	DRAW
5. 	AurumVocem vs MrCappie 	Singles 	 	MrCappie
6. 	CaptainConundrum54 (c) vs DealerTokes 	Singles 	For the Hardcore Championship	DealerTokes
7. 	ThePruef vs Steve_Chandler__ 	Singles 	 	ThePruef
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