Endermin for Hire

Endermin for hire is the 2nd episode of the 1st season of Adventures of Robert Endermin and SpongeBob.
==Plot==
Robert searches for a job so he could make enough money to buy a Nintendo Switch.
==Transcript==
[Robert is seen playing 1-2 Switch with Maxwell]
Robert: Wow! This is fun!
Maxwell: I know, right!
[Robert wakes up and it was a dream apparently]
Robert: SHIT! NOW I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!
French narrator: 5 minutes later...
Robert: Hey, Maxwell, can I borrow 500 bucks?
Maxwell: Don't have that kind of moola.
French narrator: 5 more minutes later...
Robert: Hey, Spongebob, Can I borrow 500 bucks?
Spongebob: No, get a job, you fucking asshole.
Robert: Ok....
French narrator: 5 more minutes later...
[Robert was looking in the Help Wanted section of the Newspaper]
Robert: Ok, I'll go through this list of jobs and get CASH MOONAY!
[JANITOR]
[Robert is cleaning the bathroom floor with a mop and water gets on him, burning his skin]
Robert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[STRIPPER]
Robert: OH HEEELLLLL NAAWWW! *a pipe comes up, Robert goes down in it and the pipe closes*
[BOUNCER]
[Robert is the bouncer of a club called "Club Shroom"]
Shygal: My name is Shygal
Robert: Sorry, not on th- *looks up and sees how FUCKING HOT she is and blushes* Go on in! *to self* I just wanna POUND dat ass!
Shygal: What'd you say?
Robert: NOTHING, nothing.
[EVIL HENCHMAN]
[Robert was working for Cackeletta and Fawful]
Cackeletta: *points at Mario and Luigi which were tied up* Robert, ACTIVATE THE THWOMP TO ELIMINATE THOSE 2 ASSHOLES!
Robert: *Activates a Thwomp but it was the wrong one*
Cackeletta: NOT THAT ON- *gets crushed by Thwomp*
[OFFICE WORKER]
[Robert was working for Microsoft]
Robert: *throws a paper airplane and it flies into Bill Gate's eye*
[EVIL HENCHMAN AGAIN!]
[Robert is seen standing in front of Amy.exe]
Amy.exe: *creepy sharp-toothed smile*
Robert: AWWW HEEELL NAWWW! *a pipe comes up, Robert goes down in it and the pipe closes*
Amy.exe: FUCK YOU!
[CHUM BUCKET COOK]
[Robert is seen cooking chum, he shows it to Plankton but it was a Mushroom]
[ROBLOX ADMIN]
[A normal Robloxer got onto Roblox]
Robloxer: Ok, time to play Ro- *sees Tix were right by the Robux counter* It's back... TIX ARE BACK! WOOHOO!
[MUSHROOM KINGDOM GUARD]
[Robert is seen playing on his phone not paying attention to Princess Peach getting kidnapped by Bowser and Mario and Luigi were chasing Bowser]
[GAMESTOP CLERK]
Robert: WOOHOO! Just hope spaghetti won't fall put of my pocket and there won't be Penis Inspection Day.
Henry Stickmin: I'd like Assassin's Creed III.
Robert: We only sell games.
Henry Stickmin: I said "Assassin's Creed III."
Robert: I SAID WE ONLY SELL GAMES!
Henry: Pretty sure Assassin's Creed III is a game.
Robert: IMMA FIREN MA LAZOR! *BRAUGHHHH*
[Robert got fired]
Robert: There goes another job...
SpongeBob: *at his Bubble blowing stand* $0.25
to blow a bubble!
Robert: Hey, Spongebob! Can I have a job here?
Spongebob: Sure! We have a job opening!
Robert: Really? What is it?
French narrator: 2 minutes later...
Shygal: My name is Shygal.
Robert: Sorry, not on the list to blow a- *looks up and sees how FUCKING HOT she is again and blushes* Go on ahead!
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==Trivia==
*This episode creates a reference to Shoop da whoop, Shygals, greentext stories bait-and-switches, and the Roblox Machinima "Life of a Vampire
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