May the Pork Be With You

==Chapter 1: The EBA==
Ryan woke up. His alarm clock beeped, but it wasn't the wake-up beep. It was the EBA beep. He was needed urgently in the Command Room. Ryan quickly hopped out of bed and moved it aside. Under it was his secret hatch. Ryan opened it and jumped through. Through a tube transport he arrived at the underground EBA HQ. Daniel was already there. Their secret boss, code name "The Commander appeared on the screen, siloueted as usual, to protect his identidy. "Agents" the Commander said. "Evan, on his solo mission to Tatooine, has been captured by pigtroopers!" "Solo? To Tatooine?" Daniel said. "Heh, emphasis on the SOLO," Ryan chuckled. "HAN Solo? Tatooine? STAR WARS? Ya get it?" The Commander's shadow appeared to press a button. A robotic hand came down and slapped Ryan across the face. "Sorry, sir." said Ryan, embarrased. "So what's our mission?" Daniel asked seriously. "Your mission is to go to Tatooine, find the Pigtrooper base, and rescue your friend. Any questions? Good. Good luck, agents, Commander out."
==Chapter 2: R2-D2==
With that, the two birds ran into the gear room. Daniel went to the robo-rack and activated Danbot. Ryan also went to the rack and activated his new droid assistant, R2-D2. "Alright, Artoo," Ryan said to the intelligent droid. "We need to find the quickest way to Tatooine. What you got for us?" "Bi Bropen Porbal!" R2 said. He held out his utility hand and made an electrical surge, genearting a portal to Tatooine. "Woah!" said Daniel. "After you," Ryan said. Daniel and Danbot jumped in the portal, followed by Ryan, then R2. "Wait!" Daniel said suddenly, hopping back through. He ran to his desk and got the flashdrive containing the top-secret EBA files. Then he ran back and jumped through the portal right as it closed. He then hopped up to Danbot and inserted the flash drive into him. In order to protect the EBA's secrets and in case the base was ever discovered or broken into, they wouldn't be able to steal any secrets because Daniel and Ryan would have the data with them. Daniel stood up and looked around the endless Tatooine desert. "Now let's find that base," he said.
==Chapter 3: Lard Vader==
More coming soon! Please don't edit! -Ryan