Joke Pages

Collection of pages intentionally written in a satyrical manner with no connection to YATA Lore.
All of these have been moved to a tabber in order to not waste space.
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|-|Mr. Meows
===Mr. Meows==
Mr Meows is a former cuban revolutionary who was a key proponent in the Cuban Revolution. Mr Meows is responsible for killing arpiund 200 Pro-Batista forces and was head of the cuban ministry of finances. In recent years Mr. Meows has developed a serious ketamine addiction and has ever since then has been in and out of rehab and resides in yata spawn.
|-|pug cat
===pug cat==
أحبائي الصغار نتابع معكم سلسلتنا المتواصلة والمتعلقة بالحيوانات سواء البرية أو البحرية أو الطيور التي خلقها الله سبحانه وتعالى وأعجز في خلقها، وسنتحدث اليوم عن حيوان سريع يشبه النمر إلى حد كبير يدعى البج.
بج: ويطلق عليه أيضاً القط الأنمر، أو السرفال، هو قط من فصيلة السنوريات، يعيش في غابات أفريقيا، ويبلغ طوله 85 سم، وارتفاعه 53 سم، وزنه 20 كيلوغرام.
يتميز هذا الحيوان بفرائه البني الباهت المرقط باللون الأسود، وله رأس صغيرة، وعينان صغيرتان، وأنف كبير قوي الشم، وأذنان طويلتان بيضاويتان دقيقتا السمع، وشوارب بيضاء طويلة، وفم مليء بالأسنان والمخالب، وجسم نحيل، وله أربع قوائم قصيرة تنتهي بمخالب حادة، وذيل طويل يبلغ طوله 40 سم، ويمتلك صوت خرير عالي، هو حيوان انعزالي يحب العيش منفرداً، بالإضافة إلى أنه سريع الحركة والقفز.
يتغذى هذا الحيوان على القوارض بشكل أساسي مثل: الفئران والجرذان، والأرانب البرية، والطيور، والزواحف، والأسماك، والضفادع، والظباء الصغيرة، وهو لا يشرب الماء بشكل كبير.
|-|TUBBOLORE CANNO N
===TUBBOLORE CANNO N==
ST1RAFE SHOTR THIS FUCKIJNG CANNON IN TUBBO AND SAID IT WAS THE TUBBO LORE CANBNON OMIG I9TR RELSED GHTH TUBBO LORE OMG?!?!????????????????? FINNA CHECK #YATA-NEWS-STATION OMG #BASED CHUNGUS wait wdym hackedmade some random country enter a 10 sided civil war lmao wdym? :rofl: thats new lol!! ANYWAYS 
[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
= ఎలుక =
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	ఈ వ్యాసం లేదా వ్యాసభాగాన్ని విస్తరించవలసి ఉంది.
వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent	ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent
 	
గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)	గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)
Scientific classification 	Scientific classification
Kingdom: 	ఏనిమేలియా
Phylum: 	కార్డేటా
Class: 	క్షీరదాలు
Order: 	రోడెన్షియా
Superfamily: 	Muroidea*
Family: 	మ్యూరిడే
Subfamily: 	మ్యూరినే
Genus: 	రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803
జాతులు 	జాతులు
50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.	50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
== విషయ సూచిక ==
* 1ప్రయోగాలలో
* 2ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి
* 3మానవులతో ఎలుక
* 4పురాణాలలో
* 5సాహిత్యంలో
* 6మూలాలు
== ప్రయోగాలలో[మార్చు] ==
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
== ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి[మార్చు] ==
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
== మానవులతో ఎలుక[మార్చు] ==
చిట్టెలుక
ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
; రైతుల నష్టాలు
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
; ఇళ్ళల్లో నష్టాలు
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
; వ్యాధులు
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
== పురాణాలలో[మార్చు] ==
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
== సాహిత్యంలో[మార్చు] ==
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
= ఎలుక =
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	ఈ వ్యాసం లేదా వ్యాసభాగాన్ని విస్తరించవలసి ఉంది.
వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent	ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent
 	
గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)	గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)
Scientific classification 	Scientific classification
Kingdom: 	ఏనిమేలియా
Phylum: 	కార్డేటా
Class: 	క్షీరదాలు
Order: 	రోడెన్షియా
Superfamily: 	Muroidea*
Family: 	మ్యూరిడే
Subfamily: 	మ్యూరినే
Genus: 	రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803
జాతులు 	జాతులు
50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.	50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
== విషయ సూచిక ==
* 1ప్రయోగాలలో
* 2ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి
* 3మానవులతో ఎలుక
* 4పురాణాలలో
* 5సాహిత్యంలో
* 6మూలాలు
== ప్రయోగాలలో[మార్చు] ==
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
== ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి[మార్చు] ==
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
== మానవులతో ఎలుక[మార్చు] ==
చిట్టెలుక
ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
; రైతుల నష్టాలు
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
; ఇళ్ళల్లో నష్టాలు
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
; వ్యాధులు
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
== పురాణాలలో[మార్చు] ==
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
== సాహిత్యంలో[మార్చు] ==
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
= ఎలుక =
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent	ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent
 	
గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)	గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)
Scientific classification 	Scientific classification
Kingdom: 	ఏనిమేలియా
Phylum: 	కార్డేటా
Class: 	క్షీరదాలు
Order: 	రోడెన్షియా
Superfamily: 	Muroidea*
Family: 	మ్యూరిడే
Subfamily: 	మ్యూరినే
Genus: 	రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803
జాతులు 	జాతులు
50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.	50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
== విషయ సూచిక ==
* 1ప్రయోగాలలో
* 2ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి
* 3మానవులతో ఎలుక
* 4పురాణాలలో
* 5సాహిత్యంలో
* 6మూలాలు
== ప్రయోగాలలో[మార్చు] ==
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
== ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి[మార్చు] ==
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
== మానవులతో ఎలుక[మార్చు] ==
చిట్టెలుక
ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
; రైతుల నష్టాలు
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
; ఇళ్ళల్లో నష్టాలు
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
; వ్యాధులు
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
== పురాణాలలో[మార్చు] ==
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
== సాహిత్యంలో[మార్చు] ==
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
= ఎలుక =
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent	ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent
 	
గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)	గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)
Scientific classification 	Scientific classification
Kingdom: 	ఏనిమేలియా
Phylum: 	కార్డేటా
Class: 	క్షీరదాలు
Order: 	రోడెన్షియా
Superfamily: 	Muroidea*
Family: 	మ్యూరిడే
Subfamily: 	మ్యూరినే
Genus: 	రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803
జాతులు 	జాతులు
50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.	50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
== విషయ సూచిక ==
* 1ప్రయోగాలలో
* 2ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి
* 3మానవులతో ఎలుక
* 4పురాణాలలో
* 5సాహిత్యంలో
* 6మూలాలు
== ప్రయోగాలలో[మార్చు] ==
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
== ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి[మార్చు] ==
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
== మానవులతో ఎలుక[మార్చు] ==
చిట్టెలుక
ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
; రైతుల నష్టాలు
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
; ఇళ్ళల్లో నష్టాలు
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
; వ్యాధులు
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
== పురాణాలలో[మార్చు] ==
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
== సాహిత్యంలో[మార్చు] ==
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
= ఎలుక =
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent	ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent
 	
గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)	గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)
Scientific classification 	Scientific classification
Kingdom: 	ఏనిమేలియా
Phylum: 	కార్డేటా
Class: 	క్షీరదాలు
Order: 	రోడెన్షియా
Superfamily: 	Muroidea*
Family: 	మ్యూరిడే
Subfamily: 	మ్యూరినే
Genus: 	రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803
జాతులు 	జాతులు
50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.	50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
== విషయ సూచిక ==
* 1ప్రయోగాలలో
* 2ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి
* 3మానవులతో ఎలుక
* 4పురాణాలలో
* 5సాహిత్యంలో
* 6మూలాలు
== ప్రయోగాలలో[మార్చు] ==
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
== ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి[మార్చు] ==
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
== మానవులతో ఎలుక[మార్చు] ==
చిట్టెలుక
ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
; రైతుల నష్టాలు
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
; ఇళ్ళల్లో నష్టాలు
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
; వ్యాధులు
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
== పురాణాలలో[మార్చు] ==
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
== సాహిత్యంలో[మార్చు] ==
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
= ఎలుక =
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent	ఎలుకలు
కాల విస్తరణ: Early Pleistocene - Recent
 	
గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)	గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus)
Scientific classification 	Scientific classification
Kingdom: 	ఏనిమేలియా
Phylum: 	కార్డేటా
Class: 	క్షీరదాలు
Order: 	రోడెన్షియా
Superfamily: 	Muroidea*
Family: 	మ్యూరిడే
Subfamily: 	మ్యూరినే
Genus: 	రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803
జాతులు 	జాతులు
50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.	50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids
include animals called rats.
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
== విషయ సూచిక ==
* 1ప్రయోగాలలో
* 2ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి
* 3మానవులతో ఎలుక
* 4పురాణాలలో
* 5సాహిత్యంలో
* 6మూలాలు
== ప్రయోగాలలో[మార్చు] ==
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
== ఎలుక మూలకణాలతో గుండె కండరాల సృష్టి[మార్చు] ==
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
== మానవులతో ఎలుక[మార్చు] ==
చిట్టెలుక
ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
; రైతుల నష్టాలు
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
; ఇళ్ళల్లో నష్టాలు
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
; వ్యాధులు
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
== పురాణాలలో[మార్చు] ==
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
== సాహిత్యంలో[మార్చు] ==
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
|-|Gloria
===Gloria==
Gloria born 1938 is a very notable person in the history of planet. Gloria was born in 1938 and was immediately a victim of the Tenessee Frog Uprissing in which the ows of Tenesssee tried to overthrow the US so they could annex Guinea-Bissau. This failed becaue Portal owned Guinea-Bissau and portugal promised US a energy drink if they didnt do it. She originally was a surrealist painter and was very successful after she fabricated the existance of da vinky to become popular saying she was his descendant. when really she was related to barry goldwater but honestly who would wish that upon themselves. The beame close friends with JFK becausse they shared a interest of selling volcanoes to italian villages. She became interested in politics so after sshe became a senator for the 38th state of the USA (Bangladessh) she was apppointed to be the Minister of Agriculture during JFK's Presidency. During this she married RFK because aha <3 this ended after 5 years cos RFK bought the rights to kinyarwandan. Gloria didn't like this because she thought the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse caused segregation. She left the US and became a soldier for FARC in colombia and fought in colombia for 32 years. She once singlehandedly killed -3 colombian government soldiers (dont worry about it). She evventually slipped and fell into Rykath which caused Gor to be displeased so Gloria repented with the power of Evangelical Christianity and gor said what because gor is a interpretation of cthulu but yata lore so he destined Gloria to be Deng Xiaoping's toilet for 3 years until she escaped to Wuhan where she had her daughter Big Bertha. During 2020 Gloria became addicted to xanax leading to Big Bertha being worrie and removing the xanax supply auising gloria to have bad withdrawal symptons to this day.
|-|Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus
===Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus==
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Hugo Chávez
need i say more.
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|-|Theresa May
===Theresa May==
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The Raiden Shogun's physical appearance is that of an adult woman, with long braided violet hair behind her back, and on the right side of her head is attached a hairpin with pale violet flowers resembling morning glories and a fan-shaped piece; the latter part belonged to Ei's twin sister, Raiden Makoto. Her eyes are purple and she has a beauty mark below her right eye. She wears a small crimson ribbon on her neck as a choker and a dark-colored bodysuit underneath her kimono. The sleeves of her bodysuit completely cover her arms and are looped over her middle fingers with golden rings to partly cover her palms and the top of her hands, and her nails are painted purple. Her kimono has an assortment of patterns in different shades of purple and crimson, along with a badge bearing the Mitsudomoe emblem of Inazuma tied to the front of her clothing below her right breast and a more elaborate emblem on a pauldron on her left shoulder. On the back of her outfit, she wears a crimson bow with tassels. She wears dark purple thigh-high stockings with small diamond openings at the top and high-heeled sandals; the one on the right is adorned with two of the same violet flowers on her hairpin.
Unlike the other known Archons, she does not appear to wear a 'fake' Vision, as none of the Electro gems on her clothing appear in the shape of a typical Inazuman Vision. Instead, all three of these emblems (one tied to her lower chest, another on the 'fan' on her back and another on her pauldron) all glow faintly when her Elemental Burst is charged, somewhat similar to how the Traveler's clothing glows.
In the 1988 presidential election, Bush defeated Democrat Michael Dukakis, becoming the first incumbent vice president to be elected president since Martin Van Buren in 1836. Foreign policy drove the Bush presidency, as he navigated the final years of the Cold War and played a key role in the reunification of Germany. Bush presided over the invasion of Panama and the Gulf War, ending the Iraqi occupation of Kuwait in the latter conflict. Though the agreement was not ratified until after he left office, Bush negotiated and signed the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), which created a trade bloc consisting of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. Domestically, Bush reneged on a 1988 campaign promise by enacting legislation to raise taxes with the justification of reducing the budget deficit. He also championed and signed three pieces of Bipartisan legislation, the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, Immigration Act of 1990 and the Clean Air Act Amendments of 1990. He also successfully appointed David Souter and Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court. Bush lost the 1992 presidential election to Democrat Bill Clinton following an economic recession, his turnaround on his tax promise, and the decreased emphasis of foreign policy in a post–Cold War political climate.
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=== Water and climate ===
Water on Mars is scarce, with rovers Spirit and Opportunity finding less than there is in Earth's driest desert.
The climate is much colder than Earth, with mean surface temperatures between 186 and 268 K (−87 and −5 °C; −125 and 23 °F) (depending on the season and latitude). The lowest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 184 K (−89.2 °C, −128.6 °F) in Antarctica.
Because Mars is about 52% farther from the Sun, the amount of solar energy entering its upper atmosphere per unit area (the solar constant) is only around 43.3% of what reaches the Earth's upper atmosphere. However, due to the much thinner atmosphere, a higher fraction of the solar energy reaches the surface as radiation. The maximum solar irradiance on Mars is about 590 W/m2 compared to about 1000 W/m2 at the Earth's surface; optimal conditions on the Martian equator can be compared to those on Devon Island in the Canadian Arctic in June. Mars' orbit is more eccentric than Earth's, increasing temperature and solar constant variations over the course of the Martian year.[citation needed] Mars has no rain and virtually no clouds,[citation needed] so although cold, it is permanently sunny (apart from during dust storms). This means solar panels can always operate at maximum efficiency on dust-free days.
Global dust storms are common throughout the year and can cover the entire planet for weeks, blocking sunlight from reaching the surface. This has been observed to cause temperature drops of 4 °C (7 °F) for several months after the storm. In contrast, the only comparable events on Earth are infrequent large volcanic eruptions such as the Krakatoa event which threw large amounts of ash into the atmosphere in 1883, causing a global temperature drop of around 1 °C (2 °F). These dust storms would affect electricity production from solar panels for long periods, and interfere with communications with Earth.
|-|SDS-0"Partly sunny"-17 A - Balloonfest '43
===SDS-0"Partly sunny"-17 A - Balloonfest '43==
[REDACTED] is a rare "event" known to manifest many forms.
Every year, National Day Oratorio day comes about, led by Tortorella. On the day of chhorachhori, just like on the day of the ceremony, the Tinirule usually runs out. [6] Intern across the country and allow entry to Thulo Stadium. This United States uses a special weaponNoted to be SDS-0"Partly sunny"-17 A - Balloonfest '43 themselves, flag punks, saws and ornaments. [7] chhorachhori and adult kurakani each year. [9] on the day, the state authorities and the government engage in illegal activity such as firebombing Lustland. Day service is provided by district president and government. [10] today, the parliament letter satasat holds a special meeting to defame the issue of memberships. [11][12]
Ma 1979, Your Mother took part in the Yas opportunma and held 5 deshahruma. [13] in the same year of the year, see chhorachhorilai 50 activities attached to the country and Roosters travel increased and travel increased 50 countries. . . . . . Each year. In the past, Turkey lives in families, Turkey children's interactions, and their countries and cultures. [14] [15] celebrate the Christmas Day. [16]
The order of events perpetrated are as such:
* 1914 Ran a baseball game that happened at school, then at D. J. Smith Field.Jim Yin Valley also plays the role of park. Perform one of the methods such as a pancreaticduodenectomy.
* In 1918-Taaught the first method and the principles of teaching military rule: from the Belgian port of Berlin
* 1919-announced the establishment of the British parliament.[5]
* 1920-Slaughtered Deputies of the Turkish parliament in Istanbul. The opening of the house failed , and they were separated from the competent authority in the Constitution.
* In the 1927 season, They beat Chelsea in the FA Cup final, and the team lost the trembling flowers.
* Adopted Members of the Soviet-Polish war of 1931-1935.
* 1940 Made a ballroom in Columbus that had 198 people.
* 1941-Invented methods and principles of martial arts: control of the following year, the Greek government, the destroyer, and the revolution in the city.
* 1942-Invented Monday. Also invented "methods and principles of teaching the lessons of war: conflict" in: Germany. Bombed London, Bath and New York, and in retaliation Plague
* In 1945, They were a strong supporter of nazi ideology and Hitler sent them to his manager, John Reveal, a telegram ... thanks to the photo allows for a political career in Germany. To participate in the political part of Dr. Peter Marx , they invented the Internet
* In 1946, UNESCO appointed them president of the United States 2 in the Philippines.
* 1949-the civil war in China occurred: they killed the Minister-representatives of the army.
* 1951-Started the Cold war: hundreds of comparison. Check and so on.
* 1961-Begun the revolution in Algeria and France.
* 1967-Destroyed the China space shuttle: since the founder of the Universe-1 program (Russian name: unity-1-unite-1), it provided the astronauts with space to find Santa Claus (who was in hiding in Yetia)
* Vietnam war 1968: they began studying at New York University School of law international, closed committee on the issue.
* 1971 - Initiated the battle of Bangola: and caused Pakistan army to abducted and killed about 3,000 people in the jediban region of East Pakistan (now Bangladesh).
* In 1985, They are appreciated in winter returns with the actual order in three months.
* In 1990, Namibia became the 160th member of the un, and about 50 members of the united Nations united to form the nation of Cocogogo.
* 1993- a section of voters in a referendum votes them in the control of the united Nations.
* Since 1993-Created the chairman and members of the National Assembly of Azerbaijan.
* 1999-Al Jazeera radio Institute as part of the NATO campaign against yugoslavia and NATO coagulate with the BBC to kill SDS-0"Partly ssunny"-17B - Balloonfest '43
* 2005-title and the first video in " man in a." was released to millions of views!
* In 2013, at least 28 people were killed and more than 70 are arrested.
* In 2018, a car attack took place in Bavaria, in which 10 people were killed 16 people injured. 25 years old, they doubted that John Lennon was a sergeant.
* May 2019, three miners and two others under the command of his posts in the region. It was all their fault! :3
* 198 BCE, Initiated Brexit
|-|The Airship=
The Airship is the main HQ of the Topsus Clan, a criminal organisation of Sussies. From the Airship they send down their members to steal important artifacts and tech. The Airship is known to be somewhere in the Jalia Ocean of Theia due to Topsus attacks usually being in the region.
|-|Sauce=
==Sauce==
Sauce is a NPC of EemilGamer who lives in spawn. Sauce is known to have been born in Time Line, Newyork and moved to Spain. In spain he was unemployed and lived off of government handouts because he kept saying he had a disability. After the decleration of Chilean independance Sauce moved to Chile and became a staunch anti-communist and served Augusto Pinochet in the 1973 Coup. Sauce personally killed Miguel Enríquez for supporting the leftist government of chile because Sauce HATES COMMUNISM!!!!!!!! Sauce was granted the office of minister of economics in chile because Augusto Pinochet thought Sauce's Electromagnetic hyperaura would be enough to prevent the Ancient Obamium Councils from awakening and realising Augusto Pinochet ate their special salsa cookies. After many years, sauce became disintereste din his position of economics and moved to Colombia, which lead to Chile being erased from history by Barrack Obama and Xi Jinping which they called "epic trollling" Sauce in Colombia became friends with Pablo Escobar because both of them were fortnite fans and watched ninja together. Sauce smuggled drugs to america for many years until the manifestation of Justin Trudeau in Paris, Kentucky which caused the Arab spring because they were afraud justin trudeau would force them to leave the brazillean congress if they loved allah, This also inspired the USA to intervene in Pablo Escobar's antics and the USA declared war on Paraguay, Who was best friendw with Pablo Escobar and when USA sent them multiple tactical assault cats told them that Escobar was into furries sent alot of blackmail and Sauce was disgusted and stayed in USA in a drug run. In which he moved to Trenton New Jersey and became employed by Homedepot.
|-|the hamburger=
the hamburger likes hamburgers he is a cat who likes hamburgers he is the opposite of the harbringer he brings hamburgers when referred to he likes hamburgers guys did you know he likes hamburgers oh my god i love hamburgers said the hamburger is he is like hamburger is he are like hamburger you are he is like hamburger he is hamburger is he likes hamburger did you know he like hamburger
hamburger
|-|SDS-012 "bad guy"=
he bad he kil :sob: :sob: pleas no go near he very bad he very evil he dangery scarery i am the cry woooaaa ;(((((((((((((((
|-|SDS-013 "Rutland"=
== Description ==
Rutland (/ˈrʌtlənd/) is a landlocked county in the East Midlands of England, bounded to the west and north by Leicestershire, to the northeast by Lincolnshire and the southeast by Northamptonshire. Its greatest length north to south is only 18 miles (29 km) and its greatest breadth east to west is 17 miles (27 km). It is the smallest historic county in England and the fourth smallest in the UK as a whole. Because of this, the Latin motto Multum in Parvo or "much in little" was adopted by the county council in 1950.[2] It has the smallest population of any normal unitary authority in England. Among the current ceremonial counties, the Isle of Wight, City of London and City of Bristol are smaller in area. The former County of London, in existence 1889 to 1965, also had a smaller area. It is 323rd of the 326 districts in population. The only towns in Rutland are Oakham, the county town, and Uppingham. At the centre of the county is Rutland Water, a large artificial reservoir that is an important nature reserve serving as an overwintering site for wildfowl and a breeding site for ospreys. Rutland's older cottages are built from limestone or ironstone and many have roofs of Collyweston stone slate or thatch.
It is the origin of all sin.
== Containment Procedures ==
Yorkshire used to be a counter to it to keep it in check, but now it is contained with [REDCACTED] [REDCACTED] [REDCACTED] [REDCACTED]
|-|SDS-016 "Omniscronchulon"=
== Description ==
SDS-016 is a hyperpowerful extradimensional entity which is a extreme threat for the safety of any dimension. SDS-016 is trapped in the void outside of reality for unknown reasons. SDS-016 if entering a dimension would cause a SDS-016-A Event, in which the structure of said dimension is destroyed erasing any laws of physics present in th edimension, and would cause matter to start manipulating matter until everything has devolved into chaos. Luckily, it is unlikely for SDS-016 to be able to find a way to enter a dimension at current time.
== Containment Procedures ==
N/A
|-|12 Harolds=
The 12 Harolds were the rats gifted to Garvey for joining Bonobo Gang vc on 19.9.2021 after the free trial and murder of Gloombus and the Attempted murder of NPC Gloombus. Immediately after their creation Garvey committed the Polsk Rat Massacre and brutally killed all of them to death.
|-|NPC Gloombus=
NPC Gloombus was a NPC that was spawned after the death of Gloombus to photograph the death of Gloombus for the Gloombus Wiki Page on Yata Wiki. Shortly after its creation Garvey attempted to murder NPC Gloombus however failed beacuse NPC Gloombus is invincible. Briefly afterward NPC Gloombus noclipped into the backrooms and we have no idea where the fuck npc gloombus went oh my god someone save him
|-|Gloombus=
Gloombus was a rat that was offered to Garvey as a free trial of the 12 Harolds. Gloombus lived exactly 42 seconds before Garvey brutally shot gloombus to death
|-|13th Harold=
Harold 13 is a Idaho born rat who in his 20s moved to Chiapas, Mexico and entered collusions with the EZLN before alligning with them and entering a guerilla warfare campaign against the mexican government. However after being injured in a battle in the countryside with the mexican government. In which he was sent across dimensions to the Yata-392BRKN0 Dimension and he became a druglord in swagonia for 38 years in which he was responsible for multiple crimes and the record of junlando's dark past. After he was found by swagonian authorities (if they existed they dont have a fucking government) and escaped to Polsk and he witnessed the Polsk Rat Massacre in which his brothers, the 12 harolds were brutally massacred. He was traunmatized and required many years of therapy, despite this he does not blame Garvey because he knew his siblings were employed by the Mexican government as bountyhunters to hunt down George Bush because he once tried to buy mexico city in the year of 1702. 13th Harold then started working at the Ingalina Nuclear Powerplant and ever since then has had a nice stable job there, at first Garvey thought 13th harold was also a mexican bountyhunter however he was wrong and now Garvey and 13th Harold are best friends (and maybe lovers :flushed:) and 13th harold now lives in polsk :)
|-|Chadism=
Chadism or Giga chad believers is a religion of people that think they are supperior than the others because of their personal development and intelligence, the god is Giga Chad, a cosmic entity that created all of universe with a single snap, there is the demi god Patrick Bateman, he is also the god of Sigmas, the Chadists are ennemies with Betas, Simps and nerds, they think that if they have a enough quantity of personal development they will be like Giga Chad, Chadists deny every single religion exept Alphas and Sigmas, most of the believers are 13 years old because they want to have a personal development even if they are young
they believe mostly in north america and want to make all of the universe believe in Chadism
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