'Round Bikini Bottoms

It was a Monday afternoon and Robyn SquarePants, SpongeBob’s older twin sister, was calmly reading a novel when all of a sudden, she accidentally got shrunk.
“What the-” she exclaimed, immediately noticing that something was going on right in front of her.
Then a large-looking hand picked her up by the back of her shirt and placed her in some kind of jar.
“What’s going on, Robyn?” Larry the Lobster asked. “You seem to be in pretty good shape. Have you been working out not too long ago?”
“It’s been a few weeks,” Robyn explained. “But--wait, are you flirting with me?”
Mermaid Man glanced at her. “Ma’am, are you that..sponge-kid’s girlfriend?”
“Heck no,” she burst out laughing. “I’m his older twin sister, you goof. Of course. My name’s Robyn and my brother’s very interested in your television show and comic books.”
“Why didn’t he say so?” he said. Then he turned his head to SpongeBob. “By the way, did you set it to Wumbo?”
“WHAT?!” everybody practically screamed.
Robyn stood up, angry and miffed that SpongeBob just double-crossed her just like that. “I say we’ll go up and get him!”
“How are we supposed to do that?” Fred the fish questioned. “I’ve already got my leg cut-”
Squidward instead kicked him right in the leg.
“MY LEG!” Fred screamed in a high-pitched voice.
The jar started shaking all of a sudden and all the citizens of Bikini Bottom burst out of the jar, ready to attack.
“GET SPONGEBOB!” Everyone screamed.
All the tiny citizens climbed up SpongeBob’s legs, and all the way to the inside of his pores.
“Now I drive five miles to go to the bathroom,” Squidward said. “In my own home!” 
He kicked SpongeBob right in the stomach.
“And I need an elevator to climb one stair,” Sandy Cheeks said. “HIYAH!”
She punched SpongeBob’s brain.
“We’ve been shrinking for years,” Mermaid Man said in a furious voice. 
“But this is ridiculous,” Barnacle Boy contradicted.
They kicked SpongeBob’s eyes out of the sockets.
A citizen kicked SpongeBob’s pelvis out, Molly karate-chopped one of his lungs, Larry kicked SpongeBob’s femur, and it wasn’t a pretty sight.
“EVERYTHING’S TOO BIG!” The crowd screamed with frustration and irritation.
“I’ve been your sister for what? Sixteen years? And I still don’t get money from that prejudiced, stingy tightwad you call a manager!” Robyn said. Then she beat the crap out of SpongeBob’s appendix, making it ready to burst.
SpongeBob immediately noticed. “Robyn? Did I shrink you by accident?”
“Well..” she said in a hesitant yet considerately affirmative voice. “You set the belt to Wumbo by mistake. Wasn’t that embarrassing for you?”
“I don’t know,” he nervously replied, beginning to sweat. “Is it getting hot in here??”
“RUN! I THINK I MUST’VE KICKED HIS APPENDIX A LITTLE TOO HARD!” Robyn yelled.
“AAAHH!” the crowd ran right out of the pores and unshrank themselves.
However, only one person remained inside him. Robyn, on the other hand, knew something had gone terribly wrong and she had to fix it.
“Just stay calm, alright?” Robyn questioned. “I’ll try to fix it in forty-eight to seventy-two hours.”
“Okay, please hurry,” SpongeBob hesitantly said. “The pain’s starting to really get bad.”
She started running all the way to see what was going on outside. “Patrick, I need your help very, very badly.”
“What is it?” Patrick Star questioned, folding his arms.
“OWWWWWWWWW!”
They looked at each other frantically.
“SPONGEBOB’S GONNA DIE!” Patrick screeched. “I CAN’T HAVE THAT!”
Robyn walked past everybody and ran to call the emergency room. “Hello? Emergency? My younger twin brother’s in excruciating pain. Is it appendicitis, food poisoning, or gallbladder?”
“It’s probably his appendix,” a nurse said. “Does he have a high fever?”
She quickly touched SpongeBob’s forehead, only to unintentionally have her elbow touch his stomach. He screamed even louder and fainted.
“Yeah, he’s definitely got a dangerously high fever,” Robyn said in agreement. “Temperature says negative infinity.”
Patrick burst into anxious laughter. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” 
Squidward couldn’t help but burst out laughing. “I can’t believe it! What’s his pulse? Dangerously high?”
Robyn quickly sped into the emergency room, carrying an unconscious SpongeBob in her arms.
“Is this SpongeBob?” a female doctor asked.
“Yep,” she happily replied. “He’s unconscious, but he’s got some kind of thing going on. Apparently, his temperature is negative infinity and his pulse is dangerously high.”
“Yikes, you better get him to surgery,” the doctor said, following her.
“Are there any doctors that can perform the operation?” Robyn asked.
“Well, Dr. Gilliam isn’t here today, so I’m afraid you’re gonna perform this all by yourself. Oh, I’ve noticed that your appendix has ruptured a little. Both you and SpongeBob might have your appendix removed.”
“WHAT?” she exclaimed.
A few minutes later, a doctor finally arrived.
“Patrick?” Robyn questioned. “What are you doing here? I thought you didn’t graduate from medical school.”
“That’s Doctor Professor Patrick to you, young lady.” Patrick said, correcting her. “Your appendix ruptured. I’ll give you a shot and let’s get this over with.”
He inserted the syringe into Robyn’s arm before she could even say anything.
About an hour later, SpongeBob and Robyn woke up from being under anesthesia at the same time, ironically.
“What’s going on?” SpongeBob curiously asked, turning his head to Robyn.
“Patrick put us under anesthesia and got our appendixes out.”
“Is it just me or has Patrick not said anything about medical school?” he asked.
“Well, it’s not his fault.” she explained. “Professor Doctor Patrick was the person who removed our appendix an hour ago. How do you feel right now?”
“Slightly…sore..I guess,” SpongeBob explained. “You?”
“Same,” Robyn replied. “If Patrick starts speaking in a weirdly high-pitched voice, punch him.”
“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” SpongeBob burst out laughing. “Why the heck would I do that?”
“That would be embarrassing if you didn’t.” she said.
“Well,” he explained in an informational tone. “I don’t think that’s physically possible.”
“Is it, NerdPants?” Robyn raised an eyebrow.
“It’s physically impossible to-”
“I can’t argue with you right now,” she said, facepalming.
“Well, say something!” he exclaimed.
“I AM!” she practically screamed.
He then got up in her face. “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
“I SAID I AM!” she screamed even louder.
“I’M FREAKING DEAF! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?” he started screaming in the loudest voice in the entire universe.
“SHUT UP!” she was about to scream, until something interrupted her mid-speech.
“Hi, SpongeBob,” Patrick said in that weirdly high-pitched voice. 
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Category:Episodes
Category:Episodes written by SabrinaSquarePants
Category:Fanfictions
Category:Season 10
Category:Flashbacks, Epilogues, & Alternates
Category:Season 3
Category:Rated E+10
Category:Fan-made Episodes