Brother from the Same Planet/Quotes

:Communist Party Recruiter: [being booed and pelted with tomatoes from all sides on 'Tomato Day'] Ah, this is better than 'Dart Day'.
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:Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
:Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
:Homer: Eh... revenge?
:Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!
:[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, the Bigger Brother employee peruses her checklist]
:Checklist: Revenge.
:[she marks that with an X]
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:Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.
:Chief Wiggum: They still sell those frozen bananas?
:Lou: I think so.
:Chief Wiggum: Let's roll!
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:[Homer falls back onto a fire hydrant]
:Homer: (calmly) This is even more painful than it looks.
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:Marge: Lisa? Lisa?
:[Marge finds Lisa in kitchen asleep at the table, phone receiver in hand as she could not resist her addiction to the Corey hotline]
:Marge: Oh, Lisa. Well, you tried.
:[Marge picks up phone to see what is on other line]
:Operator: At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock, midnight. *BEEP!*
:[Lisa awakens]
:Lisa: Did I make it?
:Marge: Yes, honey!
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:Dr. Hibbert: [to Lisa, after placing eardrops in both of her ears] Now, you just let those eardrops sit for about 20 minutes. If you get bored, here's a M*A*S*H coloring book. Here's a good one: Hawkeye's antics irritate the other surgeons. [laughs]
:[Dr. Hibbert departs his office. Seeing his office phone unattended, Lisa sees a chance to call the Corey hotline while adhering to the letter of the law of her promise to Homer and Marge that "they will never be billed for another call"]
:Corey: Hi, you've reached the Corey hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori...
:[Springfield Retirement Castle. Lisa is visiting Grandpa, who has dozed off. Seeing his phone unguarded, this gives her another chance to sneak a call]
:Corey: Hi, this is Corey. I hope you and I can get married some day.
:[Springfield Elementary School]
:Principal Skinner: Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.
: Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner.
: Principal Skinner: Now, I've gotta slash 40% out of the budget.
:[Lisa dials the Corey hotline, unaware of the acute hearing of Principal Skinner, who has sharp hearing despite being in the passageway]
:Principal Skinner: [talking to himself] So long...science. Ah, music and art. [hears dialing] What in blazes!? Good Lord. That's a 900-number!
:Corey: Let's see what's in the newspaper today. Hmm...Canada stalls on trade pact...
:[Principal Skinner enters the storeroom. Lisa has been caught]
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:[Homer has run out of the house naked]
:Flanders: Hey, Homie, I can see your doodle.
:Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
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:[During "Show & Tell" at school]
:Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor. [aims it and fires it at Martin, who convulses and collapses; the other kids applaud politely]
:Ms. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he, Bart?
:Bart: Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.
:Ms. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
:Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented 8-year military build-up.
:Ms. Krabappel: Hmm. Milhouse, you're next.
:Milhouse: Uh, (shows a toy horse) I have a horsie. (imitates the horse neigh, then sighs)
:Nelson: Wuss!
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:Homer: What am I supposed to do!
:Homer's Brain: Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!
:Homer: "Pick a bar?" What the hell is "pick a bar?"
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:TV Announcer: Tonight, on "Wings"... Ah, who cares?
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:Homer: [to Bart] Where you goin', boy?
:Bart: Father/Son picnic.
:Homer: Have a good time. (Bart slams the front door) Wait a minute.
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:Bart: [to Tom] You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
:Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.
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:Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
:Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
:Pepe: Pepi.
:Homer: Pepi.
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:Tom: You know, the whale is not really a fish. They're mammals like you and me.
:Pepe: Is that true?
:Homer: Pfft. No.
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:Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
:Homer: Yeah.
:Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
:Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...
:Bart: Yeah.
:Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
:Bart: Yeah.
:Homer: Step on his neck.
:Bart: Yeah.
:Homer: And run like hell.
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