ZabsFinale

ZabsFinale is the penultimate episode of the world's most epicest show, The Mr. Zabs Show. In this episode, 
==Transcript==
Disclaimer: The Then bends in this show is only partially based off of me.
*[The episode begins with Then bends, Mr. Zabs and Kuromi walking home.]
*Kuromi: This is boring! It'll take us like 8 years just to get back home!
*Then bends: I wanna see Zoltan again!
*Mr. Zabs: I wanna see the gang again! I'll do anything to get back home! Anything!
*[Thunder strikes, The Flying Dutchman appears.]
*Mr. Zabs: (shrieks) THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!?!?
*Then bends: I got diarrhea!
*[Then bends quickly runs away to clean himself up.]
*The Flying Dutchman: So! You wanna make a deal, eh?
*Mr. Zabs: Yeah!
*The Flying Dutchman: Well, here's our deal: I'll get you back home, but I own... YOUR SOUL!!!
*Mr. Zabs: Sounds great!
*[The Dutchman seems shocked.]
*The Flying Dutchman: What? Okay, Sign here.
*[The Flying Dutchman pulls out a contract, which Mr. Zabs happily signs.]
*The Flying Dutchman: Alright, I'll bring you home.
*[Then bends comes back.]
*Then bends: Hey, guys what's goin-
*[The Dutchman grabs all three of them, and throws them back to Bikini Bottom.]
*Then bends: We're here!
*Mr. Zabs: Yay!
*Then bends: Well, I'm gonna go home. See you guys sometime in the future!
*Kuromi: BYE, THEN BENDS!
*Mr. Zabs: BYE, THEN BENDS!
*Then bends: Bye, guys!
*[Then bends walks home, but before he can get in, he's stop by Zoltan.]
*Then bends: ZOLTAN!!!!!!!
*[Then bends hugs Zoltan.]
*Zoltan: Get off of me!
*Then bends: Sorry...
*Zoltan: Listen, I don't know how to tell you this, but you have to win in a boxing match against StarryAnise or this show will be canceled!
*Then bends: WHAT! I HAVE TO WIN IN A BOXING MATCH AGAINST STARRYANISE OR THIS SHOW WILL BE CANCELED!?!
*Zoltan: Yes! But I believe in you! You're strong!
*Then bends: I'm only strong in one arm, and it's not my right!
*Zoltan: That's ok! You can still win probably. I don't know how wrestling works, I just know they throw chairs on your head or something.
*Then bends: Yeah! We think so alike! That's why I l-I mean, that's why you're the best boss I ever had!
*[Zoltan smacks Then bends' ass.]
*Zoltan: Now, go get 'em!
*Then bends: YEAAAAA-
*[Sudden cut to Then bends, sitting in an alleyway, crying.]
*Then bends: I CAN'T DO THIS!
*[Mr. Zabs walks by.]
*Mr. Zabs: Then bends? What's going on?
*Then bends: Oh, I have to win in a boxing match against StarryAnise or this show will be canceled!
*Mr. Zabs: WHAT! THE SHOW WILL BE CANCELED? THAT SUCKS!
*Then bends: I know! And I'm just not good enough!
*Mr. Zabs: You keep putting yourself down, man. Just cause you're not good enough now doesn't mean you won't be after a montage.
*Then bends: (sniffles) A-a montage? What's that?
*Mr. Zabs: I'll show you!
*[Montage. Then bends is running up and down stairs. He then lifts weights and runs up more stairs, starting to getting tired. Then bends karate chops a brick wall but he ends up breaking apart. Then bends then walks up more stairs but falls toward the bottom after nearly reaching the top. He then punches a punching bag but punches it too hard and it slams into him. Cut back to the alleyway. Then bends is now strong.]
*Then bends: Wow! I'm so strong! I bet I could beat "LoserAnise" in any fight!
*Mr. Zabs: That's the spirit!
*[Sunny Samoa starts to play.]
*Mr. Zabs: Who's ready?
*Then bends: I'm ready!
*Mr. Zabs: Who's ready?
*Then bends: I'm ready!
*Mr. Zabs: Who's ready?!
*Then bends: I'M READY!!!
*[Then bends runs toward the Boxing Venue.]
*Then bends: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Go, Then bends! Go, Then bends! Go, Then bends! Go, self!
*[Then bends runs inside, and sees a huge giant crowd, cheering him on. Mr. Zabs, Kuromi and Zoltan are all in the crowd.]
*Mr. Zabs: I think he can do it!
*Kuromi: I don't think he can!
*Zoltan: He'll probably win!
*[Then bends steps into the ring.]
*StarryAnise: So, you're the one they sent to challenge me? The creator of Mr. Rabs? This won't take long.
*[The match begins. As Then bends starts punching Starry, he seems to be avoiding every punch.]
*Mr. Zabs: Come on, bends!
*Kuromi: He's gonna fail!
*Zoltan: You can do it!
*[Then bends gets distracted by Zoltan.]
*Then bends: Hi, Zoltan!!!!!
*[StarryAnise knocks Then bends to the ground.]
*Zoltan: No! That idiot!
*Referee: One! Two! Three! Ten! StarryAnise wins!
*Then bends: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*[Cut to later. Then bends is talking to Mr. Zabs.]
*Then bends: So yeah, I have to cancel the show.
*Mr. Zabs: Oh, well. This week was fun while it lasted.
*Then bends: It really was. I just can't believe it. I've failed you.
*Mr. Zabs: It's gonna be okay, Then bends. Maybe someday you'll see this show again?
*Then bends: Yeah, hopefully.
*Mr. Zabs: But seriously, this has been the greatest week of my life! I guess some things will have to be forever unresolved in this already confusing universe. People'll be asking "Why does Then bends have to fight StarryAnise, why does Zoltan know this?"
*Then bends: Tell the viewers "Well, I'm not explaining that ever!"
*[The two laugh.]
*Then bends: I hope Zoltan isn't disappointed in me. I really, really like him!
*Mr. Zabs: Yeah, I know, it's kind of weird. It's almost like you're in love with him!
*Then bends: (Starts sweating) What, No! I don't-We're just-I mean, he's my boss-It's-Yeah...
*Mr. Zabs: You ok, man?
*Then bends: WHAT ME? I'm fine! I'm just-I need to-Is it getting hot in here or...
*Mr. Zabs: Hey, calm down, man! You're just stressed out because of everything that's happened.
*Then bends: OH! YUP! THAT'S THE ONE! YOU GOT ME! GUILTY AS CHARGED!
*Mr. Zabs: Totally understandable. Hey, why don't we grab some ice cream? It always helps me feel better when I'm in a series finale.
*Then bends: Sounds great!
*[Transition to The Kwik-E-Mart.]
*Then bends: Well, you were right. This stuff is great!
*Mr. Zabs: I know! But, listen, you need to talk to Zoltan about how you're feeling!
*Then bends: No, I can't! It's too embarrassing!
*[Cut to an above shot. We can't hear what the characters are saying. After awhile of them talking, Then bends leaves.]
*Narrator: And so, that brings our story to a close. But remember, all toasters toast toast.
*Mr. Zabs: They sure do! Now stop watching us!
*[The end.]
THE MR. ZABS SHOW WILL RETURN
== Trivia ==
* There was originally going to be an Oliver North joke. This was scrapped before being written.
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