Transcripts/MechaLink

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode MechaLink.
It is nighttime in Hyrule. Construction sounds are coming from Hyrule Castle.
King Harkinian: Yes! It's done! About time!
Gwonam rushes into Hyrule Castle on his magic carpet, returning from vacation.
Gwonam: Harkinian? What the hell?! 
Gwonam: You woke up everyone in a ten mile radius!
He then is shocked when he glances at MechaLink.
Harkinian: I put this thing together while you were away.
Gwonam: What does it do?
Harkinian: Watch and see.
Harkinian boots up MechaLink.
Harkinian: Say something.
MechaLink: (robotic voice) Hey! I think your dick is dirty!
Harkinian rushes in before it could say anything else.
Harkinian: It has a few bugs.
Ganon appears out of nowhere.
Ganon: Yeah, right. We take your word for it.
Harkinian: I'm serious, it's glitchy!
Ganon: Face it! 
Ganon: You suck at programming!
Harkinian: What?! You can do better!
Ganon: In my sleep.
Harkinian: You dumb fu--
Gwonam has heard enough.
Gwonam: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
beat
Off-screen, Harkinian throws Gwonam out the window.
Gwonam: AAAHHHHH!
The episode ends shortly after.
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