Transcript:Horrid Henry Tidies Up

Mum: (picks up items on the floor) Why are you so untidy, Henry? Henry? (Henry listens to music ignoring Mum) Henry! (snatches Henry's headphones away from him)
Horrid Henry: Hey! I was listening to that!
Mum: And now, you're going to listen to me. Why can't you be more like Peter?
Horrid Henry: He's a smelly nappy baby.
Mum: Come with me. (snags Henry's hand)
Horrid Henry: Oy!
(Scene changes to Perfect Peter's room. Peter plays the cello)
Mum: This is what your bedroom should look like.
Horrid Henry: Ha! What? Like girly land?
Mum: No, like clean and tidy land. And that's what you're going to be, Henry, starting right now!
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Title card shows)
(Mum walks around the room)
Mum: Now, here's what we are doing, starting today. I will be giving out stars for the most tidy room.
Perfect Peter: Ooh, goodie!
Horrid Henry: What's in it for me?
Mum: Whoever gets the most stars gets to choose a restaurant for a Saturday night treat.
Horrid Henry: Gobble and Go! The most fantastic restaurant in the whole wide world!
Perfect Peter: Ooh, the Virtuous Veggie! The healthiest restaurant in the whole wide world! May the best boy win!
Horrid Henry: You're looking at it, worm!
(Henry and Peter fight over the door)
Perfect Peter: Oh, me! I was first!
Horrid Henry: Me! I was first!
(Screen fades to black)
Horrid Henry: Watch and learn, Fang. Watch and learn. (lays Mr. Kill on the top of the pile) That's it! (grunts & wraps his belt over his closet doorknob)
(Door creaks)
Horrid Henry: (sighs) Now you've done it!
(Peter hums "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and sighs)
(Marker scribbling)
(Mum walks into the living room)
Mum: Shouldn't you be tidying your room, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Done it.
Mum: Hm. I'll be the judge of that. (smiles)
(Henry Struggling To Keep His Pants Up)
Horrid Henry: Can I have my star now?
Mum: Is this your belt, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Don't touch that!
(Everything Crashes Onto The Ground)
(Mum Screams)
Mum: Henry!
Horrid Henry: Oh great!
(Henry's Pants Fall Down)
(Peter Giggles)
(Scene Swaps To Game Show)
Mum: Well, ladies and gentlemen! After one day, it's Perfect Peter with one star!
(Crowd Cheers)
Mum: And Horrid Henry has yet to score. So, all to pay for.
(Points At Peter)
(Scene Swaps To Kitchen)
(Henry Growls)
Perfect Peter: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star--
(Henry Transforms)
Perfect Peter: Aaah!
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry!
(Horrid Gorilla Transforms Back To Henry)
(Scene Changes To Henry Putting Books On His Shelf)
Horrid Henry: You may find this hard to believe, Fang, but I'm not meant to be tidy. Still, anything for Gobble & Go.
(Henry Showing Fang His Room)
Horrid Henry: Well, what do you think? Worth a star?
Fang: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(Scene Changes To Peter's Room As Mum Walks In Thru Doorway)
Mum: I can see a star shooting its way to you, Peter.
(Peter Feeling Proud)
(Scene Swaps As Henry Kicks Crumpled Paper)
Mum: Well the room looks very tidy, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Star?
Mum: But, what is that smell?
(Mum Gasps & Gags)
Horrid Henry: Hey! I was saving that!
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