Life All-new, Daycare Anew

Life All-new, Daycare Anew is the eighth prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
==Prompt (Team Brainstorm)==
"Give me your life story. You've got ten words, kid."
===Answers and Rankings===
====Teams====
# - "W-w-worked in the mines… s-survived lung c-cancer *wheezes and dies*"
# - "On a planet known as Krypton, outside our own galaxy..."
# - "Why don’t you tell me yours? Are you too nervous?"
# - "Ummm…..what’s yours? This isn’t how you start a conversation."
# - "Well, I was born, and then here we are."
==Prompt (Main Heat)==
"You're managing a daycare. Give the kids some fun activities!"
===Answers and Rankings===
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|-|Team A=
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# WaterUnderscoreBoy - "I'LL PUT THEM ALL IN THE CHOKEY! MISERABLE BRATS!"
# LemonCreamPie - "I'd give them colored guns to "draw" with! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!"
# TuffMunki2.0 - "Alright, kids, first thing you do is pull the pin..."
# HeyHackett - "*homeless weirdo spawns* Kids, ever heard of the communist manifesto?"
# BadDevs - "Ok, kids, remember the golden rule: Always bet on red!"
# ZeMedicisaSpy - "Mow my goddamn lawn, you inconsiderate little pricks."
# MiddleEarthRocks - "Uhhh… have this revolver!! Just don’t touch the clicky thing."
# Mx. Rose - "I don't know...? put on gumball, while I'll go smoke...?"
NOTE: .JUNk0.2009 and SoftPretze1CrunchyPretze1 were both on break during the prompt, thus not giving responses.
|-|Team B=
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# Accounty the Sequel - "Thankfully, I have some extra dismembered limbs."
# Ls mark - "Let’s see what they’ll do with a knife and toaster."
# Allright campers - "Put guns in the toy bin. ...no, I meant water-"
# Fozthefox5 - "teach em to summon The Triangle Beast With One Eye ⚠️"
# Miggle 2.0 - "They're children, they can handle themselv- Oops... one just died."
# Harold's Nuggets - "I’ll give the kids some heroin."
# Arocknrolllover4life - "Definetely NOT finger painting. I'm not washing the carpet again."
# Schweckness - "Storytime! How about this? *pulls out the hunger games*"
# TomTheMemester10 - "Have them make a bonfire! What’s the worst that can happen?"
# Alec's glasses - "Watch paint dry, it's the new indoor sport!"
|-|Team D=
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# MidnightsLover13 - "I’ll let them play with the explosives, oops… they died."
# VixAppearsSometimez - "Better to start early.” *I whip out an AK/47*"
# Annieonthexbox - "New game idea, “Write TWOW responses”. Keeps the kiddos up."
# Epic Felidae Fan - "Okay kids, time to watch Watership Down and Felidae!"
# XLSCX - "I will let them paint me. Kids love creating messes!"
# Tiny31boom - "Welcome everyone to the squid games…"
# V0C4L01DD - "Just let 'em play around... until one gets hurt, probably."
# Agente860vas - "Give them Ipads! Wait, what is th- SIGMA ALPHA RIZZ???"
# JustYourSarcasticFriend - "If the kids are bored, have a greatest field trip."
# Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "An animatronic that doesn't chomp! At least I hope so…"
|-|Team F=
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# Ferocious flatulence - "Kids, my assistant, Mr. Drake, will help you with activities."
# The One and Only Jantzen - "Hey kids throw burning Molotovs at each other"
# SlatchytheDog - "Just teach them rituals so they can hunt demons."
# Dragocorn 63 alt - "Alright children, *Pulls out trumpet* Who's ready to play songs?"
# Smilelyhermit - "Play a good old game of Wii sports"
# Frozenhusk - "Hey, kids! How about we go do something illegal?"
# Maria.ionescu.5437 - "Tag, hide and seek, wait... put that down, Johnny!"
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "I'll teach them ABCs. don't care if they hate me."
# BearTeam33 - "Do whatever just don’t do anything lawsuit-worthy."
# InsanelyLameyAmy - "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga: 2007"
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==Pressure Test - Monstrous Battle==
"There's a monster behind you! Quick, defeat it!"
===Answers and Rankings===
#MiddleEarthRocks - "Fuck that shit. I know my limi- (chewing noises)"
#Mx. Rose - "I’ll defeat you with the power of… PLOT ARMOR!! RAHHHH!!"
#InsanelyLameyAmy - "Idk it seems friendl-OWW FUCK, IT ATE MY ARM!"
#BearTeam33 - "Depends, if it’s British, we’ll have tea. otherwise: I’m dead."
#Alec's glasses - "Charm it till it drops – no weapons needed!"
#TomTheMemester10 - "WELL…If you can’t beat the monsters, join the monsters."
#Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "I get ready, only to remember I have no arms."
#JustYourSarcasticFriend - "Make a combined powers medicine to defeat it."
==Elimination==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
50th	JustYourSarcasticFriend 	TBA
49th	Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346	TBA
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