Nitro-Blast (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Nitro-Blast written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Drive-thru Danger".
==Plot==
(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Ripto are checking on N. Brioctopus while the gang is snoring through the process)
*Ripto: Uh Cortex? Why are we snoring?
*Cortex: Wake up you all!
*Dingodile: Huh? What was that?
*N. Tropy: Sorry about that.
*Nina: Is the school bus here to take me to school?
*Cortex: Guys, why are you not paying attention? We're suppose to keep an eye on N. Brio searching for the planet.
*N. Gin: It's a long trip to get to Gasmoxia.
*Cortex: Gasmoxia is far away. Not even a whole crew could get to the planet in days.
*Tiny: Does he ever use the bathroom?
*Cortex: He can only squirt some ink anywhere in space. No need for bathroom break. 
*N. Tropy: Keep in touch with Oxide's plan on destroying the world.
*Ripto: I don't know what he's going to say. But we better find out while we watch N. Brio trying to look for the planet.
*Cortex: We'll watch the heroes see the fate of their lives when N. Brio strike upon them to the planet.
(Back at Gasmoxia, Spyro and Tawna walk out of the junkyard and reach over to the long line alley)
*Spyro: Tawna, where are we going? Is this the part where i take out the garbage?
*Tawna: You don't even live here. I'm taking you to a special place to train.
*Spyro: But why are we going all the way far? Do we have things to do back at the camp site?
*Tawna: No. You got some other training skills to do before the big race.
*Spyro: What? But we already trained with racing karts back at Stone Hill, remember?
*Tawna: That was different. Now you gotta learn how to dodge and taking shortcuts in races.
*Spyro: Didn't i take a shortcut at my circuit? Cause i don't remember at all.
*Tawna: Let me see you race.
*Spyro: But we have no kart.
*Tawna: I found a place to train, according to this radar.
(A racing track is seen as Spyro and Tawna get into their karts to start their engines)
*Spyro: Oh cool. We got the park's karts to practice.
*Tawna: If you break it, you pay for it.
*Spyro: Then i'm outta here by using a portal to escape.
*Tawna: You'll be shot in five seconds.
*Spyro: Who's ready to get fast and furious?
*Tawna: You know i am.
*Spyro: Wait, why are we racing here?
*Tawna: You need to get serious in racing. Last time, you almost got hit when Gnasty Gnorc and Cortex cheated you by racing pass by you.
*Spyro: This track look like a copy of Tiny Arena. Why's the mud replaced by toxic?
*Tawna: Those karts are special. Once to go to the toxic, it won't melt like rocks.
*Spyro: Toxic and lava kills everything. What should i do? Don't turn around?
*Tawna: They made the shortcuts for us to race, just like reaching to the shortcut of Tiger Temple.
*Spyro: Now it's on. We're racing without power-ups, or Aku Aku and Sparx protecting us.
*Tawna: Are you ready to catch on?
*Spyro: Yes i am. When i have all the skills, we'll be ready to take down Oxide.
*Tawna: Then let's go.
*Spyro: Drive to the pedal. And go with axles.
(The background song "Don't Turn Around" by Ace of Base plays. Spyro race with Tawna through practicing)
*Tawna: You follow my lead and give you the challenges to do.
*Spyro: Ready or not, here i race.
(Spyro and Tawna drive through big hills and jumping through rails by using turbo pads to speed up. Spyro went through the tunnel of the race course to race through shortcuts and land by the mud.)
*Spyro: Honey mustard.
(Tawna use the illusion to make Privateer mascot faces to show up to Spyro from driving)
*Spyro: Oh no, not those scary little faces.
(Spyro then drift through the race track to pass by Privateer faces from illusions and make it through the goal)
*Spyro: How well did i do?
*Tawna: You need to do better than that.
*Spyro: Seriously? More challenges?
*Tawna: I'm teaching you a lesson.
(Spyro slowly drive the kart from thinking and got blocked by Privateer mascot faces in illusions and drive pass one of them)
*Spyro: Not a chance skeleton. *get scared by one of them and crash to the mud* Not this junk again.
(Spyro race through rings and dodge the tires from crashing. Tawna is endeared from the races Spyro has been doing all along.)
*Tawna: I think you're ready.
*Spyro: Let's race with love.
(Spyro and Tawna race together by dodging through tires, muds, broken bones and toxic on the ground)
*Spyro: *drift*
*Tawna: *speed up*
*Spyro: *boost from a turbo pad*
*Tawna: One speed ahead. *boost from a turbo pad*
*Spyro: Huh?
*Tawna: See ya.
*Spyro: Special boost on the way! *super turbo boost his kart to pass Tawna*
*Tawna: Are you kidding me?
*Spyro: *race to the finish line* Yeah! Ha ha ha. I won!
*Tawna: Great game. You beat me this time.
*Spyro: I know how to race through challenges.
*Tawna: I knew you can beat Emperor Velo from winning the Grand Prix.
*Spyro: If i can beat Gnasty Gnorc from racing, maybe i can beat Emperor Velo this time from getting the trophy.
*Tawna: As a team, we make a promise.
*Spyro: That what friends do.
(The background song end and back at Oxide's spaceship, Oxide set up his projectors as N. Trance set up the computer to interrupt the CTR TV program)
*Oxide: Velo is going to meet up right at Drive-thru Danger.
*Zem: Are we going to order some fries at Toxic Burger?
*Oxide: No you big alien. We're racing here. Velo is going to make an announcement over at the bottom of Gasmoxia and everyone will be turning on their TVs to the big race.
*Zem: I haven't ate since dinner.
*N. Trance: We're in the CTR TV code. All we gotta do is find a way to change the channel to our special announcement.
*Oxide: It won't be as long i get my hands on those meddling animals.
*Zam: Woof woof.
*Zem: Easy boy. We're going to win this Grand Prix as long you behave.
*N. Trance: Almost there.
*Oxide: I'll be back. Make sure you got the cameras ready. *use his warp remote to warp to Drive-thru Danger*
(At Drive-thru Danger, Velo's spaceship warp Velo's Galactic Empire onto the track as the starting line glows with birds flying all over the track and Toxic Burger and Nuclear Pizza are doing their business, with a worker audible through large speakers either side of the track, saying a randomized voice line relating to either restaurant.)
*Toxic Burger Intercom Operator: Welcome to Toxic Burger. Can I take your order?
*Nuclear Pizza Intercom Operator: Three large Nuclear Pizzas with extra sludge. Go to the next window.
*Velo: Ah. This is the track we're gonna race in. Drive-thru Danger.
*Geary: Oh droid. These customers are in a hurry, trying to order their food before the big race.
*Velo: Up in the sky, spaceships war out to see who is the ruler of the galaxy. Me!
*Big Norm: But you're not in the war.
*Velo: I'm still the ruler of the galaxy and the whole universe. I hope these spaceships die out.
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Nash: Are we going to eat burgers and pizzas before the race?
*Velo: I'll say we eat after the race. Once you started eating, you'll throw up in the sky and someone is going to get the toxic virus and spread it all over the city.
*Krunk: Yikes! That's stinky.
*Geary: Keep in caution, always wash your hands and cover your mouth.
*Velo: But you are a robot Geary. You'll be fine until a virus effect on your system.
*Geary: I can clean those viruses out.
*Oxide: *arrive from teleporting* Emperor Velo!
*Velo: Oxide!
*Oxide: *hug Velo* My big man.
*Velo: *hug and rub Oxide's head* The fastest racer in the galaxy.
*Oxide: I am always the fastest racer. Earth has failed me to beat those bandicoots out. But i'm getting revenge.
*Velo: It's only a matter of time. One you win big, you'll get the golden trophy.
*Oxide: The golden trophy is always mine for sure. No question about it.
*Krunk: We also got a mask for the race.
*Oxide: Ooh, isn't it like a party mask you wear on one of those summer vacations?
*Krunk: I present you the Velo Mask. *reveal the Velo Mask on the box*
*Velo: Whoa! Easy there, close it down.
*Krunk: *close the box with the Velo mask* Jeez, sorry. We were just saving it for the race.
*Velo: Go set up your karts before the race.
*Krunk: Yes boss.
*Velo: Oxide, like i was saying, make sure you change CTR TV's channel to our announcement.
*Oxide: Sure. Me and N. Trance are just planning to interupt the program.
*Velo: Get back up there and show what you got.
*Oxide: I'm going. *use his warp remote to teleport*
*Velo: Make room for the king.
*Nash: Yes master.
(Oxide return to his ship from teleporting)
*Oxide: N. Trance, i'm back. Are you done setting up?
*N. Trance: Yes. This is going to change the channel to a special announcement like no one ever heard about.
*Oxide: Once a show begin, the channel interupts to something else.
*Zem: Like the news!
*Oxide: Get out.
*Zem: Alright: Come on Zam, Oxide doesn't want us annoying him on TV.
*Oxide: But we're going to glitch CTR TV out of the way so everyone can look into the small screen.
*N. Trance: We're just getting started my friend.
*Oxide: Cameras ready. Now i don't have to see Chick and Stew's faces all over on TV.
(At the CTR TV station, the chickens are setting up the broadcast as the Announcer set the camera up for fliming)
*Announcer: Trying to get the show started. All karts, check. Cameras, check. Almost to full charge.
*Chick: Man, i can't believe Oxide is striking back to give us a challenge on his home planet.
*Stew: We would have stayed in Rustland. What a mess.
*Chick: A little sip of coffee will start the day for us.
*Stew: I hope the gang of Von Clutch's MotorWorld are doing okay. Even with King Chicken, he always get stuck into booby traps.
*Chick: I'm going to feel that today.
*Stew: How is the camera doing sir?
*Announcer: We're ready.
*Chick: Microphones on.
*Stew: And action!
(Oxide got his projectors ready as N. Trance is about to glitch the CTR TV program)
*N. Trance: They're beginning to film.
*Oxide: Go glitch the broadcast right now.
*N. Trance: I'm on my way friend. *glitch the machine*
(CTR TV is about to go on live)
*Announcer: Live from the Wumpa Islands, this is CTR TV!
(CTR TV is interrupted by Nitros Oxide's announcement from his ship)
*Oxide: Greetings, Earth slugs! Do not worry, I have no plans to retake your mushy planet. You can keep it for yourselves! I am transmitting to you from the planet Gasmoxia, where I challenge you all to test your puny skills in a race on our latest track, constructed high above the planet's surface! With our two largest fast food conglomerates competing for an official CTR TV sponsorship, things are bound to get... toxic!! Because I like to keep things fair, I've invited a fellow galactic ruler to join us... Emperor Velo XXVII!
(Emperor Velo XXVII walk at Drive-thru Danger by looking into the camera to say something about his race)
*Velo: As ruler of this galaxy, I'll OWN this Grand Prix!
(Back with Nitros Oxide in his spaceship)
*Oxide: And as a final show of "good faith," I've asked our engineers to create some of the finest hovercrafts on this side of the galaxy. Farewell, terra vermin! See you on Gasmoxia!!
(After CTR TV ended, the chickens tried to check on the computers to see something wrong)
*Announcer: Chick, we are having technical difficulties here.
*Chick: Alright. That was a blast. How well did we do?
*Announcer: Oxide must have hacked into our system and change the program to his special announcement. He brought the infamous Emperor Velo XXVII into the race.
*Chick: What? No! That can't be wrong.
*Stew: That fraud of a alien isn't going to win this time. Also, he got his big robot form with him.
*Chick: How do we get ourselves in space.
*Announcer: Wear your space ships and use one of the warp devices to warp yourself to Gasmoxia.
*Stew: What is that race they're racing in that look like Hot Air Speedway?
*Announcer: It said "The race will be on Drive-thru Danger." See you there.
*Chick: We better get going.
*Stew: We're all going to be fried chicken for lunch.
(Oxide's group arrive at Drive-thru Danger to catch up with Velo's Galactic Empire)
*Oxide: We hacked into CTR TV's broadcast system and got the show done!
*Velo: Ha ha ha ha ha. Very great my friend. Now we have to wait for the puny racers to come and beat them all up.
*Nash: We were suppose to race with them, big man.
*Velo: Don't make me hit you with the scepter.
*Nash: Sorry. I was just playing with my cool.
*Velo: My cool is always on.
*Zem: Where are the racers? Why aren't they coming?
*Velo: The portal platforms were on for the whole day. They should be here by now.
*Oxide: Emperor Velo, another special announcement. To the world!
*Velo: Alright. If you said so, i'm going to.
(Velo's hologram is on, making an announcement to the whole world of Gasmoxia. Spyro and Tawna are still in the racing track as Crash's gang are at the junkyard, watching Velo's hologram from his announcement.)
*Velo: Hello? Is this thing on? Good. Ladies and gentlemen, we are proudly present to begin our Grand Prix at Drive-thru Danger. Toxic Burger and Nuclear Pizza are going to lose customers and money due to the filming of racing. Is it i, Emperor Velo the XXVII, joining us for this Grand Prix with Nitros Oxide. All racers who are participating must proceed to the starting line of the track we are in right now. Have fun, don't get lost. *hologram off*
(Spyro and Tawna prepare to move their karts back after Velo's hologram is off)
*Spyro: What the? What kind of big gnorc is he?
*Tawna: That's a Extraterrestrial. Emperor Velo the XXVII.
*Spyro: He's joining the Grand Prix with Oxide?
*Tawna: It's about time. The race is about to start. We have to tell everyone about this.
*Spyro: We're going. I knew it was going to be time for us to race on the drive-thru.
(Crash's gang pack up their stuff and getting their karts ready for the Grand Prix)
*Coco: The Grand Prix is about to start. We gotta get moving.
*Crunch: It's on.
*Megumi: Wait. Tawna and Spyro are not back yet.
*Aku Aku: They'll be back in just a second.
*Koala Kong: Oh no, we're not gonna make it in time. The Wumpa Spaceship broke down.
*Liz: Thanks a lot Crash.
*Ami: Yeah, thanks a lot. All thanks to your terrible pilot skills.
*Crash: *sad* Aww.
*Coco: Hey, leave my brother alone. There could be a chance to get into the track.
*Isabella: But we're going to be thrown off the list.
*Koala Kong: Maybe this chicken can, right?
*King Chicken: *peak on the ground*
*Liz: He's very stupid.
*Tawna: *arrive with Spyro* Guys, the Grand Prix is going to start soon.
*Sparx: Oh good you made it. But how do we get ourselves out of this garbage mess?
*Spyro: I still have my Dragon Kata powers to warp you guys to the race.
*Coco: Wait, you can warp us all the day to the drive-thru.
*Spyro: Emperor Velo said so. What's with the karts?
*Liz: We're about to get on. We set up the karts for you as well.
*Spyro: Everyone get on. We don't have much time before Oxide and Velo cheat on us.
(The gang get on to their karts)
*Coco: What the?
*Spyro: The power of Dragon Kata take us to Drive-thru Danger! *use his Dragon Kata to warp the group to Drive-thru Danger*
(Oxide and Velo's group are waiting for Crash and Spyro's group to arrive at Drive-thru Danger)
*Velo: I'm waiting. What's taking so long?
*N. Trance: This race is going to flop so badly. No one ever wanted to come.
*Krunk: Well you have to do better than that by promoting your tournament.
*Oxide: I did. No one ever wanted to come. Do you think i'm scary?
*Krunk: No. You look good to me.
*Oxide: All i wanted is great work! Not bad work!
(Crash and Spyro's group arrive from teleporting)
*Crash: Ah ha.
*Spyro: Peek a boo!
*Oxide: Ah! They're here. They're finally here.
*Coco: Well well well Oxide and Velo, you're going down again.
*Velo: Ah, Crash, Coco and Crunch. It's so good to see you all again.
*Crunch: Remember the last time you wanted to blow up our home planet? Now we're going to take your home planet down.
*Velo: What? I don't live here. I live from a planet far far away from my citadel.
*Oxide: This is Gasmoxia. Our home world.
*Spyro: I have a question. Why are we racing in one of the two fast-food restaurants where people order their food quick and start up food fights in the line?
*Oxide: Young dragon. This is the racing spot we're racing in.
*Tawna: So you brought all of your friends with you.
*Oxide: Yes. Meet Zem and Zam. Especially N. Trance.
*N. Trance: Hello.
*Coco: Oh no! Not that evil egg again.
*N. Trance: Crash, Coco and Crunch. How much i missed you all. I haven't seen your faces since the Nitro Tour.
*Crunch: I saw you with Oxide and Dingodile. You're going down today. Errrr.
*Spyro: One egg is cooking on the pan.
*Geary: My friends, let's all go into our karts and begin the race.
(N. Brioctopus arrive at the track with a surprise)
*N. Brioctopus: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry i'm late. Look like i'm going to have to race with you guys.
*Spyro: What the? Who are you?
*N. Brioctopus: Uh.......
*Coco: I never met this alien before. He's going to race with us?
*Crunch: Wait a second, haven't we seen you before.
*N. Brioctopus: Uh.......no. Never ever.
*Tawna: Your voice sounded familiar.
*Velo: Sit on the kart. You're the last person to race with.
*N. Brioctopus: Ooh, you got a big looking necklace.
*Velo: Don't even ask. Start your engines.
(Cortex and Ripto's group are spying at N. Brioctopus with all the other racers at the starting line)
*Cortex: You got to be choking me.
*Ripto: He has suppose to kill the heroes. Why is he competing with them?
*N. Tropy: Leave him alone. He will win the trophy for us.
*Uka Uka: He better win. If he lose, he'll be in dead meat. BIG TIME!
(The race at Drive-thru Danger is about to begin with Velo in his Velo Chopper, Oxide in his Galactic Cruiser, N. Trance in his Void Manta and the rest of the racers in their hovercrafts)
*Crash: *glare at Velo*
*Velo: *glare at Crash*
*N. Brioctopus: *glare at them* He he he.
*Chick and Stew: *arrive from teleporting to one of the platform warpers*
*Spyro: Huh? How did Chick and Stew get into the race?
*Chick: What a planet. These space suits are suiting us for the big competition.
*Stew: Sorry guys we're late. We had some glitching problems in our studio. We couldn't get a technician to fix the broadcast when changing the cameras.
*Chick: It seem that Oxide and Velo are going to join us for this big Grand Prix. Could it be our final one of the season?
*Stew: Who is going to take the trophy home?
*Oxide: Alright. Let's race already.
*Chick: Are you mark?
*Stew: Get set?
*Chick: Go!
(The race is about to begin as Velo lead the way with Crash and Spyro behind)
*Velo: Don't get lost in my exhaust!
*Crash: Grrr.
*Spyro: Try to keep up. It's go-kart time.
*Velo: Let's go my friends!
*N. Brioctopus: F-f-faster!
*Coco: Oh no they're not going to get away with this.
*Crunch: Don't fall. Focus on the loop!
*Crash: *throw a potion at Krunk*
*Krunk: Grrrrr! Stupid drink!
*Crash: Ha ha.
*King Chicken: *peak on the steering wheel*
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Big Norm: This chicken is so dumb. Who brought their pet chicken to the race?
*Koala Kong: Me.
*Big Norm: Ooh, big koala. Gotta move fast.
*Koala Kong: I'm gonna get you!
*Big Norm: Uh oh, speed up!
*Spyro: We need more nitro on the wheels!
*Crash: *speed up*
*Krunk: *throw a potion at N. Brioctopus*
*N. Brioctopus: M-m-m-my brain is like jelly.
*Nash: Hey. I'm gonna race pass you! *speed up* Not without my lunch!
*Tawna: Not so fast. *throw a potion of Nash*
*Nash: Whoa! Who turn off the brakes?
*Tawna: Next time, try to judge a bandicoot by their paws.
*Nash: The lady will be mine.
*Spyro: Velo is in first place and we're not letting him win the big trophy for their world.
*Crunch: Not on my watch.
*Geary: Go faster my ship!
*Oxide: You're ona hovercraft silly!
*Geary: What did you say? Machines will always win!
*Crunch: Here you go! *throw a potion at Geary*
*Geary: I'm dizzy! My system is bankrupt!
*Crunch: We beat you again!
*Geary: I'm going to clean up the hovercrafts after the race! Stupid bandicoot.
*Koala Kong: *speed on a turbo pad* Yahoo!
*Velo: Animals.
*Spyro: You can't catch me Velo.
*Velo: No! You took my place. I need my place back!
*Ami: See ya.
*Velo: Grr.
*Oxide: Extra power! *speed up*
*Megumi: Uh oh, bad call.
*Coco: Don't let Oxide or Velo win.
*Spyro: We have a lot of laps to race on. We'll be okay.
*Velo: Don't bother trying to keep up!
*Crash: *speed up*
*Liz: No one beat on my wheels.
*Ami: Try to keep up girl.
*Nash: Hey! You race pass me!
*Big Norm: Someone is going to get blasted with a box.
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Crunch: Over here little Norm.
*Small Norm: *gasps*
*Crunch: *throw a red potion at Small Norm*
*Small Norm: *get hit and fall on track*
*Crunch: Ha ha ha! He's off the road!
*Krunk: Son of a fur.
*Oxide: Unleash the Velo Mask!
(Krunk unleash the Velo Mask from the box as the Velo Mask arrive to the scene of the race)
*Velo: Protect me my friend!
*Velo Mask: *protect Velo*
*Crunch: They brought in a Velo Mask to the race? That's cheating.
*Velo: You can't beat me now! Ha ha ha ha ha!
*Spyro: Keep going you guys. We can win this race.
*Crash: *speed up*
*Nash: Not on my shell! *throw a potion at Crash*
*Crash: Ah!
*Coco: Crash, no!
*Crash: *grumble and speed up*
*Velo: Not so fast little bandicoot.
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Velo: Ah! *throw a potion on the track*
*Coco: Watch out for the potion!
*Tawna: Dodge it!
*Spyro: Out of the way!
*N. Brioctopus: The fate of the world is in m-m-my hands. Huhuhuh!
*Ami: We need Aku Aku and Sparx to assist our help.
*Aku Aku: We're on our way.
*Sparx: Right at your service.
*Velo: You're not going to knock me off the track.
*Spyro: Who's listening now?
*Velo: *furious*
*Krunk: Velo, we need more nitro.
*Velo: Cheating is always the best.
*Spyro: I heard that.
*Crunch: That's a lot of cars Velo owned. Why did he park them here?
*Tawna: Just because he wanted attention for all of his fans to see.
*Coco: He's not really a famous ruler. He's a big time liar for warping us to his citadel just to race us all.
*Crunch: He's just rooting for coins.
*Ami: And you thought making a lot of coins is a bad thing.
*Megumi: Let's go girls!
*Liz: Woo hoo!
*Spyro: There's a war going on in two restaurants? Not on my mood.
*Crash: *drift*
*Coco: Here come the rocket blast! *shoot rockets at Krunk*
*Krunk: Ugh! It bombs!
*Coco: Oh yeah.
*Crunch: Wanna go bowling? Strike! *strike a bowling bomb to Nash*
*Nash: Ack! It's a bowling bomb out of water!
*Big Norm: You got hit, pal!
*Small Norm: *speed up and whistle*
*Spyro: The mastermind of tricks isn't getting away. Let's chase him next.
*Small Norm: *whistle in fear and speed up*
*Spyro: Get back over here mime.
*Small Norm: *throw a TNT box on the track*
*Spyro: Don't get hit by a TNT box.
*Coco: Just dodge it.
*Spyro: We all did.
*Velo: You never stand a chance to pass my place up.
*Spyro: Crash, now it's your chance.
*Crash: *speed up and pass by Velo*
*Velo: No no no. You're mine now!
*Spyro: Go Crash. You can do it.
*Crash: Wee!
*Velo: You're not going to get the big prize. I am!
*Chick: Uh oh. That's a case of bad calling.
*Stew: This race is going to get real serious than the last races in the past few years.
*Crash: He he he.
*Velo: I'm not finish messing with you.
*Spyro: We're so close to the next lap.
*Sparx: Don't crash and don't fall out.
*Crash: *speed up by a turbo pad* Woo!
*Velo: Hey!
*Spyro: Alright. We're in lap 2.
*Chick: Welcome to Lap 2.
*Stew: Things are going to get pretty scary in this track.
(By passing through all the laps, they are now in the final lap of the track)
*Velo: Someone is going to have a pizza and burger party afterwards.
*Spyro: Let's finish this race out. *speed up*
*Velo: My friends, don't let them win the trophy!
*Oxide: Aye aye Velo.
*Zem: Takes more than that to cook me! *throw a potion at King Chicken*
*King Chicken: *trip*
*Koala Kong: King Chicken! No!
*Zam: Woof!
*Zem: Yeah Zam. We got the dumb chicken out of the way.
*Tawna: Not a chance boogers.
*Zem: Uh oh.
*Tawna: *shoot two bowling bombs at Zem and Zam*
*Zem: Nooooooooo!
*Zam: Oof!
*Velo: Grrrrrrr. Son of a neck.
*Krunk: N. Trance, now.
*N. Trance: Oh boy, it's on the jam! *throw a bowling bomb at Crunch*
*Crunch: Gosh darn it!
*Krunk: Yeah man! You finally earn it.
*N. Trance: I'm shell-shocked!
*Spyro: Nothing want a rotten yolk from this beast.
*N. Trance: Why you little-
*Spyro: Shhh. We don't swear in a race.
*N. Trance: Hold still, I want to try something! *throw a potion at Spyro*
*Spyro: *spinning out of control* I'm gonna toss over my sugar cookies!
*N. Trance: Bet you can't dodge this one!
*Crash: *shoot rockets at N. Trance*
*N. Trance: *get blasted by the rockets* Grrooh! Egg-nore me now, please.
*Crash: Ya ha!
*Geary: We are under attack by the heroes! Krunk, it's your turn!
*Krunk: Earthlings make me angry! *throw a potion at Crash*
*Crash: Ah!
*Krunk: Earthlings are no challenge to me!
*Ami: *shoot rockets at Krunk*
*Krunk: You tried to pass ME?
*Ami: Yes.
*Nash: Eat my wake! *boost up*
*Coco: You don't stand a chance.
*Nash: Grr, closer, I won't bite!
*Coco: Liar. *throw a potion at Nash*
*Nash: Grough! Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving...
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Big Norm: Defense! Defense!
*Koala Kong: You want some defense? How about some defense to yourself!
*Big Norm: Ooh, you're gonna feel that in the mornin'!
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Big Norm: You just stay where you are, okay?
*Koala Kong: Take this with you! *throw bowling bombs at the two Norms*
*Small Norm: *dizzy*
*Big Norm: Oh, that tickles!
*Koala Kong: Heheh, better luck next time, pal!
*Geary: Oh, dear... Now I must DEMOLISH YOU!
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Spyro: We gotta go fast.
*Geary: Machines will ALWAYS win! You two don't! *shoot rockets at Crash and Spyro*
*Crash: Ooh.
*Spyro: Ouch.
*Liz: Take this rocket with you. *shoot a rocket at Geary*
*Geary: How can a non-machine beat me?! CHEATER!
*Liz: Ha ha.
*N. Brioctopus: Get ready for the biggest attack of all. *shoot a warp orb at all of the racers except Oxide and Velo*
*Oxide: The Earthlings didn't stand a chance!
*Velo: Ha ha ha. Now we're gonna win.
*Spyro: Hmm. *use a bowling bomb backwards on N. Brioctopus*
*N. Brioctopus: *blasted from the track* W-w-why can't i w-w-win!?
(Cortex slam his computer after N. Brioctopus lost the race)
*Cortex: No! How dare you!
*Ripto: I hate this dragon. Not that he ever was.
*Nina: This is so lame. I'm going to grab myself a energy drink.
(The race continues at Drive-thru Danger as Crash and Spyro are chasing off Nitros Oxide and Velo)
*Velo: Look at these puns?
*Oxide: Racing against us? Huh?
*Spyro: You're not going to win a trophy of yours!
*Oxide: Loo dodo dodo! *drop a potion on the floor*
*Spyro: *drift away from the potion*
*Crash: Grrr.
*Velo: Do a better one.
*Oxide: You're slower than a Bermugulan Slagvork!
*Spyro: You're fried. *shoot a rocket at Oxide*
*Oxide: Gah. Unicycling sounds fun...
*Velo: It's you and me now.
*Spyro: We're going to win big time.
*Velo: You don't stand a chance, do you?
*Spyro: It's payback time.
*Velo: Rooooar! *boost up*
*Spyro: Get back here.
*Crash: Grrr!
*Velo: *hold his scepter* Fear my wrath!
*Spyro: Hey! What are you doing? You can't do that in a race.
*Velo: No rules said something about weapons. This is my own race, not yours! *open a portal up to the finish line*
*Crash: Whoa.
*Spyro: He's blocking the finish one. Hey, king! Close down the portal where we can win.
*Velo: Too bad. I extend the race into a real challenge.
*Spyro: We're warping to one of the planets. Great. We need to stop you from doing this!
(Crash, Spyro and Velo race through the portal as the portal closes, confusing the audience about their disappearance)
*Chick: Oh no! The racers just warped out of the race, almost about to finish.
*Stew: As all of the karts broke down. It seem that the last three racers went missing. It's a real crime around here.
*Coco: Our hovercrafts broke. Great.
*Crunch: How are we going to win now?
*King Chicken: *peak on the floor*
(Crash, Spyro and Velo are now racing at Jungle Boogie of Terra, passing through a front a pair of giant stone steps)
*Spyro: You took us to the jungle?
*Velo: Jungle Boogie my friends.
*Spyro: We're ain't your friend.
*Crash: *throw a bowling bomb*
*Velo: Miss me.
*Spyro: Crash, the target is right here!
*Crash: Huh?
*Velo: Ha ha ha ha ha. You're so funny. *use the scepter to open a portal to Deep Sea Driving*
(Crash, Spyro and Velo then race at Deep Sea Driving of Barin through the caves)
*Spyro: 20000 Rotations Undersea!
*Velo: Blechhhh... Don't think that will stop me.
*Spyro: *shoot fireballs at the rocks*
*Crash: Whoa!
*Spyro: You're not going to change worlds, are you?
*Velo: Wait til we go to the best part of the track.
(The racers jump to the tubes of the track)
*Spyro: You're going too fast. Slow down!
*Velo: I told you this is my race, not yours!
*Crash: *throw a potion at Velo*
*Velo: *slap the potion out*
*Spyro: Dude, you can't do that in a race. You're breaking the rules.
*Velo: How about you're breaking your own rules in your own time! *use the scepter to open a portal to Out of Time*
(Crash, Spyro and Velo then race at Out of Time of Fenomena on a desert filled with clocks and clock parts)
*Spyro: We're out of time. Velo is going to win this Grand Prix once and for all.
*Velo: This is Out of Time.
*Spyro: You didn't say we ran out of time in the race.
*Velo: That's the name of the place you cocky.
*Spyro: Why your breath smell like metal?
*Velo: Judging by my size. *shoot rockets at Spyro*
*Crash: Ah!
*Spyro: Gosh.....no. The clock.
*Velo: Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Crash: Go....go.....go.
*Spyro: I can't lose track of time. *speed up*
*Crash: *speed up*
*Velo: Uh uh. No no no no no. *speed up*
*Spyro: Get back here.
(The giant sand worms pop out of the ground, opening their mouths and looking at the racers to eat)
*Velo: Giant sand worms! Better look out!
*Crash: Whoa!
*Spyro: Get us out of this world.
*Velo: Safe travels! *use the scepter to open a portal to Android Alley*
(Crash, Spyro and Velo then race at Android Alley of Teknee, flying their hovercrafts to the city)
*Velo: Big Extraterrestrial coming through!
*Spyro: Is this the future?
*Velo: You're in our world. This is Teknee.
*Spyro: Who cares. We're here to beat you.
*Crash: *shoot rockets at Velo*
*Velo: Nnrrgh... You better make the most of it!
*Spyro: Woo hoo. First place.
*Velo: You will never escape my wrath! EVER! *boost up*
*Spyro: What?
*Velo: Ha ha ha ha ha!
*Spyro: We need to get out of this robot city.
*Crash: Vroom vroom!
*Velo: This is going to be like the end of the line. *open a portal up*
*Spyro: Stop right there!
*Velo: Gotta go.
(Suddenly, Crash, Spyro and Velo are racing in a circle at Velo's Citadel as a large crowd of Extraterrestrials are cheering at Velo)
*Velo: Hello my fans! Sorry for interrupting. You got a conference going on while these punies are trying to ruin my race.
*Spyro: We're in a citadel! You didn't tell us that the race was suppose to be at the citadel!
*Velo: Get over here.
*Spyro: Chase us while you can.
*Crash: Woo!
*Velo: No! Stop bothering me!
*Spyro: Wait til you can open a portal back at the main race.
*Velo: You're not going to win the trophy for your planet!
*Spyro: Loop-de-loop with an extremely handsome package.
*Crash: Wee!
*Velo: Ahh! *use his scepter to shoot at both Crash and Spyro*
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Crash and Spyro: *crash against the wall*
*Velo: *stop his Velo Chopper* Ha ha ha ha ha. Now bow down to me, Emperor Velo XXVII, ruler of the galaxy!
*Crash: *dizzy*
*Spyro: *grunt* Stupid race. I shouldn't come here to help.
*Velo: Ha ha ha ha ha. What are you going to do. Cry to your mommy? The race isn't yours. It's the worlds.
*Spyro: I give up. I really give it.
*Velo: I am the winner!
*Everyone: *cheers*
(Back at Drive-thru Danger, the racers are worried about Crash, Spyro and Velo as Aku Aku and Sparx think of a plan)
*Aku Aku: Sparx, i got a plan.
*Sparx: Like what? We lost Crash and Spyro. Even Velo is gone, i don't know what is going to happen.
*Aku Aku: Wait. I sense the heroes.
*Sparx: The heroes are right there. We're a team.
*Aku Aku: Crash and Spyro are alive.
*Sparx: Where?
*Aku Aku: The citadel is where the heroes are with Velo. Come on, we're getting them out of here.
*Sparx: We'll be back right!
*Chick: Well guys. In one hour, the race will end and none of the racers would show up to wrap up the race.
*Stew: This is a waste of time. Why can't we try one of their toxic burgers?
*Chick: Do you wanna die?
*Stew: Uh? No. It's a toxic food like that nuclear pizza.
*Chick: I wouldn't mind eating a pizza with a bomb inside.
(Back at Velo's Citadel, Velo set up his Velo Chopper as he hold the scepter up to the crowd)
*Velo: I'm the king of the race now. You hear me now!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Spyro: Tawna is right. I face some challenges in that race and lost. Maybe i didn't practice that much since we crashed.
*Crash: Aw.
*Spyro: Don't worry Crash. We win some, we lose some.
(Aku Aku and Sparx arrives to reheal Crash and Spyro)
*Spyro: Aku Aku?
*Crash: Sparx!
*Aku Aku: It is us, the rescuers.
*Sparx: Don't worry about us, we'll have you fueled in no time.
*Velo: Ha ha ha. What the? No! How can these guys are alive.
*Crash: Woo!
*Spyro: We're back in the race.
*Velo: Grrrrr. I got a mask on you. *use the Velo Mask*
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Spyro: Let's drive.
*Aku Aku: Race to the end.
(Crash and Spyro continue to race in a circle as Velo join along)
*Velo: I'm going to end you right there. *use the scepter to shoot the drivers*
*Crash: Whoa!
*Aku Aku: *protect the drivers* Don't worry, i can handle Velo myself.
*Velo: Get out of my race.
*Everyone: *confused*
*Velo: Get out all of this. This is an emergency race only! *shoot everywhere in the citadel*
*Everyone: *scream and run*
*Spyro: You're scaring all the fans away. You're scary.
*Velo: Well you're scary too.
*Sparx: We need to find a way to get out of this stadium.
*Aku Aku: We have no choice but to float up.
*Sparx: Like a hot air balloon?
*Aku Aku: Exactly.
*Velo: This is my galaxy. Not yours! *shoot at the walls*
*Spyro: Oh come on. We were about to finish.
*Velo: Let me win this time. *use the scepter to open the portal to the starting line of Drive-thru Danger*
*Spyro: This is it.
*Sparx: Aku Aku, now!
*Aku Aku: Boost up!
*Crash: *boost to the finish line* Wee!
*Velo: No!
(Crash races to 1st place with Spyro finishing in second as Velo ends up winning to 3rd at Drive-thru Danger. The portal closes as the racers are shocked for the racers return.)
*Coco: Crash?
*Tawna: Spyro?
*Aku Aku: We won. For real.
*Chick: Ladies and gentleman, we have a new winner. Give it up for Crash Bandicoot!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*N. Trance: No no no!
*Krunk: Darn it! We were going to win.
*Zem: This stinks.
*Oxide: How dare you. Ugh, i'm getting my own parking lot next year.
*Velo: Losing to insignificant Earthlings? How embarrassing.
*Spyro: Thank you. Thank you very much.
*Chick: You finally earn it.
*Stew: You guys killed it.
*Crunch: Man, i knew we can win as a big team.
*Isabella: Not even for that weird purple alien thing who is trying to spy on us.
*Spyro: How do we get out of this planet?
*Chick: The secret portal device will take you back to the Wumpa Islands.
*Spyro: How about we celebrate at my world?
*Aku Aku: That's a good call.
*Crunch: The speed is beast.
*Tawna: We're the best of both worlds.
*Spyro: Onion rings!
(Back in space, N. Brioctopus is seen floating in air as a portal open up to suck him back at the lab of Cortex's Castle)
*N. Brioctopus: Whoa! What happen? Did i w-w-win?
*Cortex: No! You blew it. You lost the race. You didn't even win a trophy!
*N. Brioctopus: I'm sorry Cortex. I tried.
*Tiny: Tiny is sad.
*Dingodile: That was a trainwreck. You couldn't have beat that Velo guy in seconds.
*Ripto: Next time, i should be the one to race, not him.
*Cortex: But i hire you, what do you expect for me?
*Ripto: I want to win so i can destroy both worlds at the same time!
*Cortex: That's not what i meant!
*Nina: Boys, why can't we go with Plan B and think about destroying the worlds.
*Cortex: Ooh, i like that. Since we failed the race, now we are going to go with Plan B.
*N. Gin: Well back to the drawing board for us.
(Back at the Wumpa Islands, the tribesman and Papu Papu cheer with the crew members from Von Clutch's MotorWorld celebrating Crash's win with the team)
*Papu Papu: Papu Papu is so proud of you guys.
*Pasadena: Crash! *hug Crash* My baby boy.
*Tawna: Get off. The man is mine.
*Pasadena: Hey, i'm friends with him.
*Spyro: We need to rock the party at the Dragon Realms.
*Papu Papu: Papu thought you won.
*Spyro: We won together. Cause we work as a team. Am i right Crunch?
*Crunch: I agree. Now start the portal!
*Papu Papu: Papu said so and yes!
(The portal open up to the Dragon Realms as everyone enter the Dragon Village with the dragons greeting the inhabitants. Nestor is there to see the people from the Wumpa Islands)
*Nestor: Welcome back.
*Spyro: Nestor, we won another Grand Prix.
*Nestor: Sweet. How about we set up for a celebration.
*Spyro: You said so. I better go tell my friends back at the castles.
*Sparx: We'll be right back.
*Aku Aku: Make it quick.
(Back at the Dragon Castles, Hunter, Bianca, Professor, Blink, Zoe and Moneybags celebrate for Spyro from winning the Grand Prix)
*Hunter: You did it man. You totally beat that Velo guy.
*Spyro: Who's the fastest dragon in the world? Me.
*Bianca: I knew you could win another milestone.
*Moneybags: You'll be making some money for me.
*Spyro: Dude!
*Moneybags: Sorry about that. Just messing with you.
*Blink: Great game. You got second, right?
*Spyro: Yeah. Crash won the race for me. That Velo guy is a real cheater.
*Professor: Cheaters always lose. They're no better than the rhynocs.
*Zoe: You said something about a party.
*Spyro: We are going to have a party and it's for all of us.
*Hunter: Sweet victory. I can't wait to rock and roll.
*Spyro: No gnorcs allowed. And i mean it.
*Moneybags: Alright. Start the portal so we can get going to the Dragon Kingdom.
*Professor: Right behind you.
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