The Elf Police

"The Elf Police" is a song originally written for the album, Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites. It is performed by Buford.
==Lyrics==
:It's written that Christmas is the happiest holiday
:But don't believe everything you read, kid
:'Cause there's one elf branch who have Santa's carte blanche
:To get the dirt on every bad thing you did
:The Elf Police, with their X-ray stare
:Can see you chew gum in class and cheat at solitaire
:Do anything bad and you better beware
:'Cause the Elf Police see everywhere
:You can live in an igloo with a polar bear
:An ashram, a teepee or a bathysphere
:Even in an outhouse, you won't have a prayer
:'Cause the Elf Police can see you everywhere
:Because the Elf Police see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:You can live in Nome, Alaska, even live with a gnome
:Or in a leaky houseboat on the banks of the Rhone
:With chickens in a chicken coop to call your home
:But if you've been naughty, don't matter where you roam
:Because the Elf Police see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells (repeated over monologue)
:Buford speaking: We don't have elf-run jails, but if we did, they'd be full...of people who all year woulda kinda wish they'd been gooder. So be good...
:Because the Elf Police see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:Because the Elf Police see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:The Elf Police can see you everywhere
:Buford speaking: That might've sounded a little paranoid, but they are everywhere. Even in your underwear. You didn't hear that from me. Yeah, I gotta go make my Christmas list.
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