Patrick's Fan Mail (25)

Patrick's Fan Mail #25 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(A letter slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)
Dear Patrick
Please try to not be mean to spongebob I don't like it D:
From cosmobo
Patrick: Who's spongebob I don't like it D:? Is he related to my friend SpongeBob SquarePants?
(Patrick hears somebody knocking on his rock, and he opens it to find a poorly drawn version of SpongeBob standing outside.)
spongebob I don't like it D:: Hi, Patrick!
Patrick: Hi...uh...do I know you?
spongebob I don't like it D:: Wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick: See, I would, but...I have so many other things to do today.
(spongebob I don't like it D: starts to cry.)
Patrick: Hey...hey, come on!
(Suddenly, the ground starts to shake, and massive versions of SpongeBob's parents appear, both as poorly drawn as spongebob I don't like it D:.)
Mr. I don't like it D:: WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO OUR SON?
Patrick: Don't blame me. All of the stupid characters become jerks when the writing talent deteriorates enough to keep the idiots from staying lovable. Look at Homer Simpson.
Mr. I don't like it D:: I DON'T UNDERSTAND A THING YOU JUST SAID!
Patrick: Neither do I!
spongebob I don't like it D:: Daddy, can we go home?
Mr. I don't like it D:: OF COURSE, SON! (to Patrick) YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
(spongebob I don't like it D: and his parents leave.)
Patrick: Well, that was the second- or third-weirdest thing to happen this week.
(Patrick's shell-phone starts to ring, and Patrick answers it.)
Patrick: Hello? Wait, what's going on?
(Patrick Star will return in Patrick-Man: Infinity War)
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