Frollo Tries to Get Laid

Frollo Tries To Marry Bimbie is the 8th episode of The Egotist Show.
==Synopsis==
After Achmed Frollo is greeted by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Hassan Nasrallah, the trio head to the Cave of Wonders, where they send a Mexican thief to steal an ancient artifact: in other words, a Nintendo 64. Al-Qaeda decides to play Mario Kart 64 on it, but they need a fourth member. A sand transition reveals a pub in Saudi Arabia, revealing the fourth member to be $5 Gaston, who was in a bar with his sidekick and LeFou's Arabian cousin, L'Hamed, complaining about how the Americans and Israelis bombed his farm, causing his goats to escape. L'Hamed thinks about nuking America, but $5 Gaston shoots it down, saying someone else already tried it and is now presumed dead, only for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Hassan Nasrallah and Achmed Frollo to peek through a window, with evil grins on their faces.
Switching over to Frollo, he notices Bimbie Analchy while riding in a subway. Frollo proposes to her, saying he wants to marry and have sex with her or she will be burned to death by him. Bimbie agrees for Frollo to diddle her, but only if Frollo can defeat her 1000 evil exes, causing a Scott Pilgrim Vs ZA WARUDO styled sequence as Frollo runs away from what appeared to be Bimbie's evil exs, including the Scout from TF2.
Back to the terrorists' point of view, they continue playing Mario Kart 64 until Achmed Frollo decides to scheme something threatening. The terrorists capture Tommy Wiseau (who, by coincidence, wanted to play with them as well) for ransom, and if Lisa doesn't pay the money, Wiseau would be shot in the groin. Lisa says nothing, causing Wiseau to be shot in the groin.
Frollo faces Panty's 400th evil ex, Stocking Analchy, who lets Frollo win by default.
Meanwhile, Gaston gets sick of watching Quasimodo and Clopin's pole-dancing routine in his new gay pub and runs off screaming.
The terrorists, impatient, send Chris R. over to Denny to receive the money, and Denny gives them the money to avoid being killed. The four dance to Tunak Tunak Tun before $5 Gaston gets an idea on how to spend the money. As a result, Nasrallah flies his brothers to Yzma's palace, where Achmed commissions Yzma and Kronk with a wad of US dollars to develop a weapon with which they can promote terrorism.
Frollo, after defeating Bimbie's last evil ex, plans to marry her, but Bimbie declares that there's one more ex... Gaston! This is due to a event from a previous episode where Gaston raped her while she was on the john.
==Characters==
*Achmed Frollo
*Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
*Hassan Nasrallah
*$5 Gaston
*Frollo
*Bimbie Analchy
*Mama Lufti (debut)
*Tommy Wiseau
*Stocking Analchy
*Gaston
*Chris-R (debut)
*Yzma (debut)
*Kronk (debut)
*Madotsuki (cameo)
*Scout (Cameo)
==Music==
*Adventure Time Opening
*Street Fighter III 3rd Strike - VS Screen
*RickRoll in G-Major Squared (Flashback from Frollo Misses his Mother)
*The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Spirit Temple
*Luigi's Mansion - Item get
*Mario Kart 64 - Main Theme
*Händel Messiah - Hallelujah Chorus
*Scott Pilgrim Vs The World: The Game - Title Screen
*Mario Kart 64 - Time Trial Results
*Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - Fly Away (Now)
*Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun
*(Emperor's New Groove music)
*Yume Nikki - Aztec Rave Monkey
*Yume Nikki - KALIMBA TV
*Yume Nikki - Spaceship
*(Hunchback of Notre Dame song)
==References==
*The opening of the episode parodies the opening of the overrated toddler's cartoon Adventure Time.
*Several times, the "Item Get" jingle from Luigi's Mansion plays.
*The idea of Frollo defeating Bimbie's one thousand evil exes is a reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
*Adding to that, the number 1000 wasn't pulled out of nowhere. In Bimbie & Stocking with Garterbelt, Bimbie wanted to sleep with 1000 men before returning to heaven. To further reference the nod, Brief is the 1000th evil ex Frollo had to take on.
*Among several of the 1000 exes that charge towards Frollo include Dan Hibiki, Darth Vader, Uboa, BLU Spy, RED Scout, Sheldon Cooper, and Gabe Newell (this list is far from complete, and will never be).
*Another reference to Bimbie & Stocking is Quasimodo and Clopin pole-dancing to "Fly Away Now".
*A text box from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest appears before Achmed Frollo punches it into the sky.
*Three references to Yume Nikki are displayed when Yzma goes to make the potion: the Aztec Rave Monkey, the KALIMBA TV channel, and FACE.
*Tony Jay’s performance as Lickboot is used when Achmed Frollo saying "Money"
==Video==
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