Dangerous, Including White

Nickelodeon, one of lots of channels that you can find on your cable provider (excluding AT&T). This company is most known for making one of the most popular shows of the current millennium, which is Spongebob Squarepants. Nick also created more classic shows that are and were shown on the channel, such as Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents, and The Loud House to name a few. But, in this story, I'm not gonna talk about those shows and what strange events that took place during those shows. In this story, I'm talking about what is personally one of my favorite shows on Nick, Rocko's Modern Life. You may have heard of it before, but the show is basically about a wallaby and his daily life in what is called the "Modern World". It has adult humor in it that's actually pretty good, so I would suggest you to check out the show for yourself.
Nickelodeon also sold DVD's on store shelves and still do today. These DVD's range from shows like Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, and many more. This treatment also happened to Rocko's Modern Life, which was a good thing since it was one of my favorite shows I grew up watching. This was because I had a DVD set of all of the episodes of the show.
Anyways, this story begins with me waking up from a nap in the afternoon. I just realized that I had unused birthday money from over 4 months ago, and it was time I had spent that money. And so, I got ready and went outside to ride my bike towards a store that sold some sort of series set. After about 5 minutes of biking, I found a bargain bin store several blocks away from my house. I went inside of the store, and after 3 minutes of searching, I found a DVD set containing every episode of RML. But instead of it being an official design for the cover art, it looked like it was written in pen, with the words "Rocko's Modern Life: Full Series" being on there with Rocko waving at the bottom. There was no back cover, though. There was only a bar code that would allow me to buy the set.
When searching for another item, I had a suspicion that the DVD set was some sort of pirated set that the bargain bin store owner just snatched off of some online store like eBay. I double checked the set and, on one of the discs, one of the episodes was titled "Dangerous, Including White". I thought it was a special feature of some never before seen episode of the show, so I was actually kind of interested. I got a bag of Fritos and went to check out my items. After that, I left the store and started to head home.
After heading home, I put my Fritos on the couch and went to my garage for my DVD player. Upon that, I found multiple plushies that I found nearby in boxes, and then found the same DVD player. I then went out of the garage, into my home, and then plugged the player into my wall that the TV I owned was in front of. I then put the season 1 disc in and it started playing. Then, my binging began.
=== After the binging... ===
When I finished all of the episodes, I went towards the special features option. I selected it, and then selected the "never before seen" episode of Rocko's Modern Life, Dangerous, Including White.
=== The episode begins ===
When the episode started to play, the intro for seasons 3-4 was normal at first, until the end when the TV came tumbling down, instead of Heffer saying "That was a hoot!", well, from what I could remember, he instead said "Rocko?" with a worrying tone. After that, the title card played. Now, I didn't have a camera to record this episode, but I did sketch 3 drawings of the episode to give you a clear presentation of what the episode is kind of like.
Anyways, the title card then showed up, the words "Dangerous, Including White" on there. on the bottom, there was a figure that was shaped like Rocko. In fact, it actually WAS Rocko. In the top right corner, there was a knife. I could only imagine what would happen in the episode. What dangerous "thing" was present inside of the episode? Why does it include white? It was later to my attention that it was actually Meth that Rocko took in the episode itself. On the title card, there were no colors that were shown. Only the title of the episode and two images.
The episode then began playing, with it starting on Rocko's house, and the camera started to zoom in. It then faded to show the inside of the house, with Rocko on the couch watching his TV, eating chips. A commercial played for something called "The White Death-o-Maniac", and the voice was familiar, since the voice would play on movie trailers. The commercial played as followed:
"Are you tired of being called the wimp at your school?" The screen showed 4 children laughing at a nerd carrying books, walking to his next class. The nerd seemed to be very tired, as if he didn't get enough sleep. "Are you frustrated about the events of what just happened in your family?" The screen showed a man and a woman in what it seems like in some divorce-like argument. A thermometer appeared next to the man, with the temperature so high that the top of the thermometer broke. "Are you need in some sort of perk that can boost your strength, something that will make you superior?" The screen showed a man, posing just like the thinker statue. He seemed bored and, well, in need of something that will make him superior. "Well, in fact, you're in luck! Introducing The White Death-0-Maniac!" The person doing the thinker statue pose then stands up on the stool, happy because of the fact that he found something that will make him superior. "After years of research, we made a substance that would make a person stronger than ever!" When the person said that, a scene played of scientists in a lab, with an orangutan mixing salt and another unknown substance to make the white death thing. The other scientists clapped around him. "And now, we will release this to the public for maximum satisfaction! So, what are you waiting for? Go buy The White Death-o-Maniac now, and experience true power!"
Rocko switched the channel to a gameshow, and he was confused. "This 'White Death' thing sounds like a scam! Why would anyone buy it?" Rocko questioned.
"What? It's the latest item that everyone's buying! Why won't you buy it?" Heffer asked.
"They don't show any side effects that could lead to permanent brain damage, mental health issues, or anything like that! What are you talking about?" 
"Uh... Well um... It's, a. Good thing because..." Rocko leaps off of the couch.
"It isn't a good thing! I've seen multiple PSA's about how some 'white substances' can be very untrustable! Why do you think a person like me would buy such a thing?"
"It gives you strong effects, Rocko! Come on, just buy the product and we can test it out!"
"Never will I EVER buy it!"
"Well, it's obvious that you won't buy it, so I will do it for you, good friend!" Heffer starts to walk out of the door.
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING IT FOR ME? I JUST SAID-"
Heffer had closed the door shut to go to the grocery store, and he couldn't hear him. Rocko, annoyed, walks back to the couch and sits on it. The camera zooms in towards his head, and then a brain-shaped scene played of people with hypnotic eyes laughing at Rocko. People called him names, such as Noodle Arms, Shy Miser, and more, but those were the only two names I could remember. The camera zoomed out, making the scene faded away. Rocko went from an annoyed expression to a bored expression.
Rocko got up from the couch and headed towards the kitchen. Rocko reached for a drawer that contained his food. He picked out bread and got cheese and ham from the fridge. When Rocko closed the fridge, Rocko heard footsteps that got louder, and louder, and louder. He had a questioning expression on his face, and went upstairs to see who it was. The footsteps stopped. Rocko went back downstairs, and Heffer opened the door with two brown bags. "I'm home!" Said Heffer.
"That didn't take so long for you to go to the grocery store. Say, uh, I know you have that White Death thingy, but did you get anything else?" Heffer froze for 5 seconds, then responded.
"Well, yeah obviously. I just got some ginger ale for the both of us because I wanted to try something new."
"Yeah, I guess ginger ale is fine."
Rocko and Heffer plop down on the couch and turn on the TV. A PSA showed someone watching the White Death commercial. They seem interested, and drive to their gas station to buy it. When they get home, they open their plastic bag up to a pill container shape, with the words "The White Death-o-Maniac" on it. It flew out of the bag with wings and spoke to the person, saying "Take me, and you will be forever powerful!" The person proceeds to take it, and then he takes a step, he falls into a fire hole in the ground that wasn't there. After falling into the hole, he lands on a brown rock platform, with fire surrounding him. Demons came out of the fire and started to chant some cult rituals. The person started ascending, with his flesh being torn off. The screen then flashed to a black screen, with the text "Once you consume the happiness, it all goes away, and you won't be happy anymore". The text faded to another piece of text saying "Learn more at www.drugprevention.org".
The commercial ended 6 seconds later, with the audio fading. Rocko had a weird look on his face.
"Say uh, Heff, did you-"
When he turned to Heffer, he wasn't there. Heffer had left probably because of that PSA. Rocko changed the channel to a news channel covering the weather for the week. Rocko hops off the couch and walks towards the kitchen, then grabs the same bread, cheese, and ham he had accidently left out. It didn't look too bad, though, and he decided to make a sandwich before work. Whilst doing that, he noticed a small white spot on the ham. It didn't matter to him, since that was something that wouldn't be possible, and thought it was mayo. 
The scene faded to black, then faded to Rocko's workspace. Rocko decided to eat the sandwich. When he ate the white spot, he had a painful ringing sound in his head. His pupils turned into swirls, and he started to hyperventilate. The hyperventilating turned into maniac-like laughing. Rocko went out of his workspace and started to attack a nearby customer. Rocko pulled out a knife and started to stab a rabbit, aka the customer. Rocko then slit his body open, and started to rip out his organs. The sounds were oddly realistic, but the art wasn't. It fit the show's art style. The rabbit squirmed on the ground, until a few seconds later it stopped. The boss of the store came up to Rocko and wrapped him in some sort of rope.
"Rocko, you maniac! The cops WILL hear about this!" The boss shouted.
He walked to the exit and then threw him out of the store. Rocko managed to cut the rope open and scurried away from the store. When Rocko arrived home, he punched the door so that a hole nearly the size of him was made. Rocko swan dove into the hole, got a hammer and some nails from the attic, and started to chase after Spunky. Spunky managed to beat Rocko. 
"Hey Ro-"
Rocko leaped towards Heffer and he nailed him on the head, and blood started to spurt everywhere, mainly on Rocko's face. Heffer was screaming in pain, absolute pain. Heffer died moments later, and Rocko went back to chasing Spunky. Spunky got stuck in a corner, and Rocko grabbed spunky and nailed him on both of his front paws on the wall. Spunky was in brutal pain, and Rocko was laughing hard on the ground. Spunky then died, and Rocko rushed outside of his house. 
"I AM THE D-"
When Rocko opened the door, the police were outside.
"Alright, son. There's no time to explain your crime, so get in!"
When the other cops grabbed Rocko, he squirmed as an attempt to get out of the grasp, but failed to do so. Rocko was handcuffed and thrown in the van.
The scene faded into black, then faded into a front view of a building named "Insanity-o-Asylum". The camera panned to the police van being parked, and when parked the police opened their doors and opened up the back of the van. It seemed like Rocko was attempting to escape by scratching the metal walls, but failed to do so. When the police tried to grab Rocko, Rocko scurried to the corner whilst giggling. The police then managed to grasp Rocko about two minutes later. 
The camera then cuts to the police walking down a dark hallway with Rocko in their hands, and when they get to one of the rooms, the police open the door to the room and throw Rocko in. The police slam the door shut with Rocko in the room. The room is your traditional Insane Asylum room, with white covering the walls, floor, and ceiling. The only thing to suit him is a bed and a small hole that was the size of a plate.
Rocko scurries to a corner and repeats "I am the destroyer of this city, and nobody can stop me!"
The screen then fades black, then fades back at Rocko's house, then cuts to the TV. The news channel was on, and it was covering the White Death thing. "People have been jailed due to the fact that they bought The White Death-o-Maniac, and some have been executed. The original founder of the White Death, Miguel Samphon, is currently facing a 2 million dollar fine." Whilst that was happening, Filbert was on the couch, covered in bandages.
"Maybe the White Death wasn't a good idea after all..." Said Filbert. The screen then fades to black. 
The credits played, but there was no credit music. At the end of the credits, Russian text flashed on the screen for a millisecond. I didn't have time to read it, but replaying it, it said "Никто не может остановить наркотики, даже полицейские". When translated to English, it said "Nobody can stop drugs, not even the cops".
=== After the episode ===
After the episode ended, I went back to the special features screen. The episode wasn't there, only the other special features remained. It was a weird thing, since I was already documenting this. I ejected the disc out of the DVD player and decided to store the set on one of my shelves since it would be a stupid thing to destroy it if some disturbing episode was showing, and who knows what could of happened if I destroyed it.
I decided to contact one of the voice actors of the show. I said "I just watched this Dangerous, Including White episode. Do you have any history of it?" The voice actor said that it was a joke and that it was never to be seen outside of the Nickelodeon archives, and he has no idea how I accessed this episode. The creator of the show actually had a plan if someone contacted them about the episode. If that happens, then the owner need to do the following:
* If you saw it via the internet, delete the video permanently or report the uploader
* If you saw it via buying a DVD or DVD set of it, mail it towards your nearest Nickelodeon studios building as soon as possible 
* If you saw it via anything else, contact the creator of the show in some detail
I decided to mail the DVD of where the episode was in, and I did it in about 10 minutes. I still have the rest of the episodes still in condition, and sometimes I would rewatch the three seasons, not the Fourth one because it had the DIW episode on it. 
I went on my computer and went to a cartoon forums site and asked if anyone had seen the DIW episode. Only 2 people responded, and one of them was straight up confused on what that episode is, and the other said that he had watched the episode via the internet. Apparently his friends told him to watch a cursed Vimeo video, and he watched the episode and was disgusted by the gore shown. He reported the creator and went on with his normal life.
But, I thought to myself. Are drugs unstoppable? Do the police have no chances on stopping people from doing drugs? are drugs going to live with us forever and will be there for who knows how long? Some other questions here and there and, it made me have this feeling that I was weird about. But, for one thing I wasn't weird about, that thing is for you reading this to never do drugs.
Category:Not bad
Category:9/10
Category:TV
Category:Episode