Top Ten Toots

This is a top ten list from Comedy Time Online.
== The Top 10 Toots ==
# Quick Rip: A sudden, brief burst of air that quickly disperses.
# Backdoor Breeze: A gentle, subtle fart that sneaks up on you.
# Whinny Whopper: A massive, earth-shaking fart that's as loud and boisterous as a horse's whinny.
# Silent Stink Bomb: A potent, putrid fart that's totally SBD, but still packs a pungent punch.
# Better Crack a Window: A noxious, overwhelming fart that demands immediate ventilation to prevent suffocation.
# The Long Goodbye: A drawn-out, lingering fart that stretches out its farewell, refusing to leave without making a lasting impression.
# Drizzly Squirt: A small, drippy fart that's like a gentle spring shower, guaranteed to make a mark!
# Loud Popper: A very explosive fart that's as loud as a firework going off, startling everyone in earshot.
# Squeak: A teeny-tiny fart that's very cute.
# Long Dry Hisser: A low-pitched, drawn-out SBD.
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