Bill Cipher vs The Beast

The overlying puppeteer, snazzy dresser, monster liar from the Disney cartoon Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher, raps against the stalking shadow of the Unknown who scavenges for wayward souls from Cartoon Network's Over the Garden Wall, The Beast, to see who's the better always watching, deal-making monsters from alternate dimensions that stalk a duo with way too many parallels to one another that I won't bother going into it, plus Disney Channel vs Cartoon Network.
== Cast ==
Nice Peter as Bill Cipher (voice)
EpicLLOYD as The Beast (voice)
Animation for Bill and Beast done by Animeme
== Locations ==
Bill Cipher: Fearamid
The Beast: The Tavern
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THE BEAST
VS
BILL CIPHER
BEGIN!
=== Bill Cipher: ===
Oh, it’s good to be back! Let’s fry some tiny minds! 
Name’s Bill Cipher! And I take it you’re some kind of Hide-Behind? 
I think I know a guy with glowy eyes who’s out singing opera themes, 
And calls his lonely home “The Unknown” but I know LOTS of things, 
I’m just kidding, I know who you are, Woodsman! So let’s get started, 
What you call “true” is nothing compared to this approaching darkness! 
And I’ve been waiting for this moment for over a trillion years, 
Secrets cleared! Ceaseless tears! Your deepest fears! It’s gonna get weird! 
=== The Beast: ===
Somewhere in the woods, lies a place few have seen, 
Ripe with long by-gone burdens, you’re a child’s bad dream 
Mastered the Art of the Deal, Trap a Tourist in my gray forest 
And erect a Garden Wall, this alien’s gonna pay for it 
An isosceles monstrosity, annoying-voiced errant clod, 
Wanting world domination, and it wasn't even Peridot 
You’re one eye too short, but even the blind can wholly see 
When dissing Disney’s displeased, there is no Beauty, only me.
=== Bill Cipher: ===
It’s funny how dumb you are! But quit ripping off my fables, 
I’ve got three, so take a tip - You couldn’t even out rhyme Mabel! 
Though, I bet you’d like me to take up a different form! Well, I’m able,
I understand you’ve got quite a trying track record against triangles!
=== The Beast: ===
You’re a light scare on Elm Street, I’m the monster whom the mist trails 
And if you can’t handle the storm, then stay out of the McHale 
Deja Vu to view you back on your knees and crying “save me!” 
Blending Blander blabberers is like taking Candy from a Time Baby
=== Bill Cipher: ===
Cool your jets and take a rest before you see something you might regret, 
Better get to making good on those threats, you’ve only got two episodes left! 
You got pushed over and served by a nerd and his dirt-eating bird, word is 
I’m turning this whole town topsy-turvy and absurd while you’re literally Wirtless! 
I’m solid gold! You’re out digging hobbit holes in the ungodly cold, 
Dropped by a toddler and his froggy’s goal, I con kids of their costly souls! 
The truth Hirsch! And this message one millennia in the making, 
Says it’s lights out for you, but my wins confirmation is Illuminating!
=== The Beast: ===
Come with me, wayward soul, you think you’re a real wise guy, 
But you made the fatal mistake of turning the twins a Blind Eye 
Your hope’s the loveliest lie of all that I’ll let you at least savor, 
Before you’re Adelaide to rest, because scissors beats paper 
Submit to the soil of the earth! Ends meet with your dismemberment, 
Feed the lantern through the likes of which you can’t get past the censorship 
Give the Queen my regards once your ego hits the clouds, 
But Gravity Falls: What goes up, must come down.
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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