Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh
* Winnie the pooh is a Muslim extremist (supposedly trained by Osama Bin-Laden himself) who is out to kill you for the frags. He also hates you and everyone and everything you love
* Winnie the Pooh hates women. Notice how none were in his cartoon/live action/books?
* Winnie the Pooh encourages the spread of psycological disorders and other mental problems.
* Winnie the Pooh's friends are a model for every psycological disorder in existence If one were to destroy Winnie the Pooh, the psycological problems in the world would slowly vanish and decay.
* Winnie the Pooh hides his research, psycological tutorials, and brain construct data under the childhood and innocence claus.
* Winnie the Pooh hates real children. Through epic battles, he has prevented Snuggles from releasing an entire armanda of fun toys and video games for children.