Ted Wiggins

Ted Wiggins is some random idiot who is addicted to alcohol. He lives in the town of Thneedville, China with his stupid mom and Grammy Norma. His best friend is stupid Cy and his biggest Rival is O'Hare! He has a girlfriend named Audrey.
==History==
He was born in Thneedville stupid mother in teh summer of 1977. He also lived with Grammy Norma. Not much of his childhood is known. What we do know is that he's an alcoholic. 
One day, He met O'Hare. And for some reason, they became instant rivals! They hated each other very very much. (it gets insane!) Oh and btw O'hare was killed by all the people in Thneedville because he sucks, and Ted was involved in it. He also once met this idiot named Stupid Cy and they became best friends! YAY! They both hate O'hare! When he was in high school, he met Audrey and they fell in love and became a couple. 
==About Him==
So, you wanna know more about him don't you! Well, fine! We'll tell you! Some facts we know about him is that he is an alcoholic! He is very addicted to alcohol and gets drunk like all the time! He'll go INSANE if he doesn't have is daily vodka! When he's drunk, it gets super awkward! He'll come up to you and do a bunch of weird stuff! He's a complete weirdo! 
He also happens to own this stupid motorcycle that he rides around Thneedville. He calls it Lerk. He does also tries to do stunts with that thing but always fails! He also likes to hang out with Stupid Cy and they usually go around doing stupid stuff. 
There was this one time when he went to UnAmerica and licked Donald Trump! (What a weirdo) He did that because he was drunk!
==Personality==
Ted is very stupid. He is addicted to alcohol. When he's drunk, he does alot of stupid stuff. He is a good guy, but very stupid. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BRAIN! HE'S GOT JELLY INSIDE HIS HEAD! 
He also rides around his stupid motorcycle around thneedville and sometimes drives it drunk and gets in a lot of accidents. seriously! WE CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY TIMES HE'S BEEN TO THE HOSPITAL! he's just that stupid. Oh Ted, when will you ever learn? probably NEVER
He has asked some INCREDIBLY STUPID questions such as:
*"What's 1+1?"
*"Is cereal a soup?"
*"Why is Joe Biden so old?"
*"If Albert Einstein was so smart why did he die?"
*"If you throw a cat outside, will it be called kitty litter?"
==Trivia==
*He watches teletubbies despite the fact that he's a good guy. He watches it because he thinks it's funny.
* He's gotten drunk OVER 9000 times!
*He calls Shames "Games" What an idiot!
*His favorite Shame is Call of Ducky 
*His favorite Teletubbies episode is "Swearing is Fun" because it made him laugh so hard.
*He's also a Chuck Norris fan and he really wants to meet him someday.
*He's probably stupider than Woody!
*He's a weirdo.
*He pees his pants a lot.
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