The Ministry of Secrets

==The Ministry==
Created by Rich as an agency to detect inner threats to the Rock. They also gather information about the enemy as well, such as the Pork Lords.
==The Ricochet Post Sortermajigger==
A device that records, monitors and catalogues all mail coming in and through the mail system. Rich seems to spy and read gossip of the population as well.
==Info==
Neutral Factions
-D 2the avid
*City of Elysuim
*Fantastic legs
Hostile Factions
-Finbarhawkes
*The Rapture
*The Hulk loves tech has an evil side
*Possible megalomaniac - has killed children
-Edd2012
*Stone Garden
*Pork Lord - 7 Porkcruxs, 4 disposed of 3 remaining
*Confirmed megalomaniac - likes to capture enemies
*Perfect Glaze has a moustache
*Army of unknown origin
==Secrets==
The Ministry is full of secret passageways through out the castle and even secret rooms as well. Rich has a habit of disappearing into one of the secret walls and confusing FunkMasterBlast. There is also a secret room where Rich's top secret bedroom is located with a large amount of powered sugar and several working girls from Arabian Nights.
==Current Projects==
*Operation Porky Punch - Defense of the realm against Edd and his Army of Pork. 
*Operation Cookie Crunch - Classified
*Operation Toffee Pie - Classified
== Failures ==
Like all organizations the ministry has had its share of failures throughout it history.
=== Buttery Piecock Pie ===
While not the most impactful of failures like the porky spy it was no less a major failure on behalf of the organization more specifically the organizational head Rich.
While the ministry believed it to just be a simple recipe the fact that the Sortermajigger placed it as a suspicious post warrant more investigation however the ministry dismissed it as a simple miscalculation. Had it turned out differently the Elysium Infiltration team would have been under immense pressure and not able to assist in the escape of Jean or even prevented the escape altogether.
Category:Affiliations
Category:NPC characters
Category:Characters
Category:Season 4 characters
Category:Voltz Wars: Season 4
Category:Need image