PerpetualRiddle

A man stands in his apartment. It just so happens that today, the 21st of July, is NOT this man's birthday. Though it was twenty-four years (and a few months) ago he was given a name, it is only today you will find out what it is!
What is the name of this man?
>Doc Scratch
NICE ONE, NUMBNUTS
>Desmond Shelley
OKAY!
Desmond's element is Praseodymium. His chumhandle is perpetualRiddle, and he types in #0000A0.
He is an EASY-GOING SORT OF GUY. He's generally willing to give anyone he meets a chance, and is VERY LOYAL TO HIS FRIENDS. He usually tries to be POLITE, but is sometimes prone to SLIPS OF THE TONGUE. He doesn't really like fighting, but is willing to do what he has to to PROTECT HIMSELF AND HIS OWN as a last resort.
When he types, he's prone to. 
You know. 
Putting interjections on their own lines. 
(no but he usually types properly)
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===Appearance===
[Physical description of character]
===Interests===
You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a bachelor's degree in MATHEMATICS, which is NOT VERY USEFUL. You are currently the manager of a GAME STORE, which brings in enough money to get by. You are a member of an AMATEUR BILLIARDS LEAGUE, and are PRETTY GOOD YOU GUESS. You are very fond of logic puzzles, especially ones with SEEMINGLY IRRECONCILABLE PREMISES. To keep fit, you practice MARTIAL ARTS, but you AREN'T LIKE BRUCE LEE OR ANYTHING. You also play GAMES, and are particularly keen on RETROGAMING. You also really, really like SUITS.
===Background===
[Details of your character's backstory; optional]
===Modus===
You use the DUALITY FETCH MODUS, because it allows you to carry two items on each CAPTCHALOGUE CARD and retrieve any of them at will. The only catch is that it sometimes fetches the WRONG ITEM from the card. Also, if you shake it around, the items can get SHUFFLED ABOUT.
===Strife===
You use the STAFFKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS, which normally contains your POOL CUE. You have become quite used to fighting off your surprisingly resilient GODFORSAKEN HARPY OF A LANDLADY with it.
===Relationships===
[Friendships and Enemies. Will be unknown because the game hasn't started yet]
Category:Retired Characters
Category:Retired Characters