Coney Island (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== The Generic Intro ==
Sarah: "Welcome to the Kids of Mobius TV show! We decided to make one after the success of our television special about how I made the Kids of Mobius theatrical cartoon series. Now, Kids of Mobius is a franchise and a show is coming to your TV! Let's welcome the stars of the first episode of our show."
The Prower Sisters ran to the stage
Cake: "Hello, kids! I'm Cake!"
Candy: "I'm Candy!"
Cookie: "And I'm Cookie!"
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "And we're the Prower Sisters!"
Cake: "So let me ask you a question. What does it feel like to have a mother who won't allow you to do your jokes?"
Candy: "It doesn't feel good at all."
Cookie: "Yeah, I hate it when that happens."
Cake: "We've all had this experience, my sisters, but we're not afraid to voice out how we feel about not being allowed to joke about the Metal Virus."
Cookie: "We disobeyed or mother anyway, so who cares?"
Cake: "Onto the episode!"
== Ring Intro ==
Cake: she eats a carrot "What can I say? They're super delicious!"
Candy and Cookie: they use their ears to pull down the title card for the episode
== Episode ==
Cream: "So, kids, please behave at the amusement park. I'm gonna go to the place in this amusement park where all of the Little Chao Rescuers meet up."
Cake: "Sure thing, Mom!"
Cookie: "I've seen your teaching. You really are a great teacher."
Cream: "Be true to your promise."
Candy: "OK! Hope you do well in teaching those kids about Chao care!"
Cookie: "Here's a clover." she gives Cream a clover
Cream: "Thanks!"
Cookie: "You're welcome, Mom."
Tails and Cream leave
Amusement Park Owner: "You can't ride on any of these rides, girls. You must be this tall." he points at the sign showing how tall they must be and kicks them out of the amusement park
Cake: "Either we tell our parents about this, or..." she smirks "Time to play some tricks!"
Cookie: "But what kind of tricks?"
Candy: "Do we make an unwinnable game?"
Cookie: "Put dynamites on everyone's burritos?"
Candy: "Flavor everyone's food with Carolina Reapers?"
Cookie: "Replace every candy with Toxic Waste candy?"
Candy: "Mock Nickelodeon?"
Cookie: "Mock the Disney Channel?"
Cake: "No. we are going to turn this amusement park into a theme park."
Candy and Cookie: "That's lame."
Cake: "After the Zombot Apocalypse."
Candy and Cookie: "That's fame."
Cake: "Among the prankster community."
Candy: "Let's do it to it!"
Dark Ride
Cake: "This dark ride is much worse than Terminus!"
Candy: "By the way, if you're asking, yes, we went to Earth with Dad's portal to that planet."
Cookie: "Let's get our tools. After all, we are geniuses like our Dad."
15 Minutes of Building Later...
Cake: "It took us 15 minutes, but we did it!"
Candy: "Isn't that a good thing that it took us 15 minutes?"
Cake: "Not if we normally make stuff in 5."
Cookie: "Well, at least we put more effort into this than other things."
Cake: "And the fact that it took us half a half an hour to do this shows that we are awesome. Try saying that three times."
Candy: "That. That. That."
Cake: "No, not like that."
Candy: "Half a half an hour. Half a half an hour. Half a half an hour."
Cookie: "Sounds like a city in a high fantasy novel series."
Candy: "I agree."
Cake: "What should we do next?"
Candy: "Go to the Merry Go Round."
Cookie: "Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And we went round and round
Each time t'would miss, we'd steal a kiss
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Candy: "We're glad that you sang the original version of the Looney Tunes theme."
Cookie: "Wasn't it Merrily We Roll Along?"
Candy: "That's for Merrie Melodies."
Cake: "Let's focus on theming the Merry-Go-Round."
Candy: she puts grey paste on each seat in the Merry Go Round and colors the horses' eyes red (except the pupils)
Cake: "Oh, this is going to be such a masterpiece."
Candy: she goes to the funhouse and paints the mirrors red and grey
Cake: she gives Candy a thumbs up
Cookie: she runs to the bumper cars and models them after Badniks
Cake: she paints the Ferris Wheels grey
Cookie: she puts the Deadly Six on the benches
Cake: she fills the haunted house with robots that look like Zombots
Candy: she puts a robot that looks like a Zombot as a train operator
Cookie: she themes games around the Zombot Apocalypse
Cake: she renames the amusement park from Mobotropolis Amusement Park to Zombot Land and has an evil laugh
Dash: "Are we in a dream?"
Flash: "There's no way this is real. Why of all things would anyone theme the amusement park around such a tragedy?"
Bash: he points at the Prower Sisters
Smash and Crash: "The Prower Sisters? Oh, they got us good! That was actually funny!"
Cake: "Thank you."
Little Chao Rescuers
Cream: "And fruit will help your Chao feel better. If you take care of them, you may-"
Bunny 1: "Did that wall come out of nowhere?"
Cream: "Please don't-" gasp "A cardboard wall? Why? This isn't supposed to be a room! This is supposed to look like a booth so that more people can join the Little Chao Rescuers!"
Bunny 2: she pushes the cardboard wall
Everyone gasped
Cream: "The Metal Virus is back?"
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they run around the park with joy
Cream: "Why are my kids running from me? This is serious!"
Tails: "Is it a prank?"
Cream: "Maybe it is a prank. I'm too scared to check if that is the Metal Virus."
Everyone runs around the park in terror
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they laugh hard
Cream: "Did you have something to do with this?"
Amusement Park Owner: "Oh, great. Now look what you've done to my beautiful amusement park! It's become a nightmare because you decided to theme it after the Metal Virus of all things."
Cream: "WHAT?"
Cake: "Well, Mom, the owner was a jerk! He deserved it!"
Cream: "I told you to behave, but instead, YOU TURNED THIS AMUSEMENT PARK INTO A METAL VIRUS THEMED PARK! AND THEN, YOU HAD THE GALL TO LAUGH AT THE PEOPLE BEING SCARED OF IT! I AM NOT JUST DISAPPOINTED, I AM LIVID! ENRAGED! YOU ARE... YOU ARE GROUNDED!"
Cake: "Bye!"
The Prower Sisters ran away from Cream
Cream: she ran after the 3
The Prower Sisters got in the train, with it being closed before Cream can enter, thus hitting her on the head and flattening her
Cream: she fell, floating like a leaf
Cake: "Bye bye! See you at the funhouse!"
Cream: "Funhouse? More like unfun-house!" she runs after the train and arrives at the funhouse and goes to a mirror and screams after seeing herself look like a Zombot
Cookie: "To the dark ride!"
Cream: she runs after the 3 Prower Sisters and goes to the dark ride with them
Candy: "Enjoy the show."
Lots of cardboard cutouts of Zombots appear
Cream: she screams
The ride ended at the haunted house
Cream: she screams again at the sight of "Zombots" walking towards her
Candy: she runs away to the pendulum ride
Cream: "Not Zombot Tangle!"
Candy: "Two Zombot Tangles!"
Rob: he takes down notes "Interesting place. Whoever made this place have such a theme is such a risk-taker."
Riley: "Or risk-takers, if there's more than one."
Tails: "What is going on?"
Cookie: she operates one of the pendulum rides
Cream: she accidentally got in, trying to catch Cookie
Cookie's pendulum swing hit Cream's, and Cream's hit Cookie's propelling both upwards, until they start rotating clockwise
Cream: "Who designed it to be like this?"
Cookie: "I did! Whee! This is fun!"
Cream: her seat was sent to the sky, and she landed on the Ferris Wheel
Cake: "Hello, Mom! Do you like the Ferris Wheel?"
Cream: she screams at the sight of the Zombots on the seats and flew away, but got tired and landed on the Merry Go Round
Candy: "This is so fun!"
Cream: "Horses with the Metal Virus?"
Candy: "You idiot, they don't really have the Metal Virus!"
Cream: "PLEASE GET ME OFF OF THIS!" she jumps off of the ride, but gets bumped by a Badnik bumper car
Skye: "Hey, Mom! I was having fun!"
Cream: she screamed so loudly, everyone heard her "Cake, Candy, and Cookie, YOU ARE GROUNDED!"
Cake: "Very well, then." she puts nametags that say "Grounded" on her and her sisters
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Hello! We are Grounded!"
Cake: "Hello! My name is Grounded!"
Candy: "My name is... Also Grounded!"
Cookie: "My name is... Also Also Grounded?"
Cake: "I am Grounded Cake Prower."
Candy: "I am Also Grounded Candy Prower!"
Cookie: "I am Also Also Grounded Cookie Prower!"
Cream: "No, not as in name! As in you are not allowed to play video games or watch TV for 3 months!"
Cake: "Yes, we are."
Cream: "No, you're not."
Cake: "Are."
Cream: "Not."
Cake: "Are."
Cream: "Not."
Cake: "Are."
Cream: "Not."
Cake: "Are."
Cream: "Not."
Cake: "Are."
Cream: "Not."
Cake: "Not."
Cream: "Are."
Cake: "Not."
Cream: "Are."
Cake: "Not."
Cream: "Are. I say you are, and that's final!"
Cake: "OK, then, we can play video games and watch TV."
Cream: "That's right, I said-" she gasps at what she said "Grrr..."
The 3 kids run away
Cream: she cries
Tails: "What's wrong?"
Cream: "I'm a bad mother!"
Tails: "No, you're not, Cream. They're just very intelligent pranksters."
Cream: "Had I not let them go to the Pranksters' Club in 2nd grade, none of this would've happened."
Cake: she ran back to Cream "It could be worse! You could be a bossy rabbit with a mediocre dress."
Tails: "You aren't much better. I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up in a jail cell one day considering how you act right now."
Candy: "I wouldn't be surprised if I can draw a ton of similarities between you and Eggman."
Cake: she had an annoyed look on her face
Candy: "I tried."
Cream: "Just, please stay out, this is a private conversation with your father."
Cake: "OK!"
The three run away
Tails: "Cream, at least you tried your best to balance keeping your kids happy and disciplining them to become better people."
Sonic: "Tails, you're a killjoy. I kept laughing at their prank. It was so funny!"
Tails: "Sonic?"
Sonic: "Yeah. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, here to say that their Metal Virus prank was actually hilarious. Let them do more pranks, or else." he spindashed
Tails: "No. They offended people."
Sonic: he attacked Tails and homing attacked Cream
Cream: "Ouch!"
Sonic: "That will teach you."
Tails: "Sonic! Wait for me!" he runs after Sonic
Sonic: he runs past train tracks and other rides easily
Tails: he got hit by a train
Cream: "Sonic! Please wait!"
A rollercoaster hit Cream
Sonic: "You're too slow!"
Cream: "Sonic, this isn't you!"
Sonic: "Sonic sez that whenever someone tries to stop you from pranking people, that's no good." he takes off his suit, and it's revealed to be the Prower Sisters
Cake: "Tada!"
Skye: "What a suit, eh?"
Candy: "Perfect disguise and perfect invention to come with it so that they think we were actually Sonic. It's a great thing we also learned how to homing attack."
Cookie: "That's enough for today. Let's clean up."
The 3 clean up the theme park and restore it to its original look
Tails: "Well, at least you cleaned it up."
Cream: "You're gonna be grounded for only 1 month now, since you at least cleaned it up."
Candy: "We've had our fun, Mom. And just before we end this episode, we're just going to give a message to the kids watching this."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "That's all-"
Amusement Park Owner: "Wait, not yet. We've gotta give you an award for best theme park in terms of theming. And 10,000 Mobiums."
Cake: she gets the 10,000 Mobiums
Cream: "Wait, what? That's twice the amount of money I make with my second job as a Coffee Shop Owner everyday!"
Cookie: "So are we still grounded?"
Candy: "Are we on a plane?"
Cookie: "Oh, that's right! We were never grounded!"
Cream: "You're still not allowed to play video games for 4 weeks. That may sound like the same as one month, but this month is 30 days, so you're grounded for two less days."
Cake: "Thank you."
Cream: "Now I'm going to go to your grandma's house. I need a break." she walks to Vanilla's house
Vanilla's house
Cream: "Those kids are driving me crazy, Mom."
Vanilla: "I don't know how having crazy kids felt like, Cream, but please find a way to discipline them. I have a suggestion, though. Send them to a military school. That will help them be normal kids."
Cream: "Got it."
The End!
== Facts About The Previous Generation ==
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Well, hello there, kids! We are the Prower Sisters! Before we reveal the next characters to feature in our next segment, it's time for..."
Skye: "Facts About The Previous Generation! The staff of this show have picked 8 characters to be on the Wheel of Facts. Their names are Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Blaze, Shadow, and Silver. Let's spin the wheel!"
Cake: she spins the wheel "Wheel of Facts, spin, spin, spin! Tell us whose facts the audience is gonna win!"
The Wheel of Facts stops at Amy
Cake: "And we're gonna tell a fact about Amy!"
Cookie: she gets the Amy ballot box and picks a fact "Ooh! This is a cool one!"
Candy: "Amy came from a generation of magic users, and eventually became the best magic user in Mobius."
Skye: "So interesting!"
Cookie: "So cool!"
Cake: "We wanna tell more facts about the previous generation again, but we've gotta go! Bye!"
The End!
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