Play it again, Penny (version 1)

Penny pleaded with her father, John Smith, to buy her a clarinet. The clarinet cost $245.00. She promised she would practice, but she got bored pretty fast. Penny wanted to quit the clarinet. Her father said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice!" So he hired a private tutor to work with her. All the family went to the recital to hear Penny play. When Penny started playing, she was very stinky at playing the clarinet and she gave her father, John Smith, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos!
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