Baby Monkeys & Corporal Punishment

Baby Monkeys & Corporal Punishment is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, ready? Now don't let the punctuation fool ya. With what cliché does this rhyme?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Ape pup sore, whip trout.
===Hints===
No one'll say this if you're good…
… or if you're physically fit.
It's often said to soldiers.
===Hints Reading===
"Hint number one, no one'll say this if you're good."
"No one'll say it if you're good, or if you're physically fit."
"What's the matter, a little out of shape, are we?"
"It's often said to soldiers."
"Better hurry, your ship's about to leave the dock."
===Gibberish Answer===
Shape up or ship out.
===Answer Quote===
NATE: See, I know that phrase cause my dad's a sailor. And there's another sayin' he used to teach us when us kids would be messin' around the deck during lunch.
NATE'S DAD [talking with mouth full]: Hey, you knock it off, [takes bite of food] or I'll beat the ship outta ya!
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"ARE YOU KIDDING!? WHAT GOOD OF A CONTESTANT ARE YOU? LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' SOLDIER! YOU BETTER APE PUP, SORE WHIP TROUT!"
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"You heard the man, you better start gettin' some answers right. Or we're gonna have to take this CD-Rom away."
===Key Words===
Shape, shape, shap, shpe, sape
up, Up, upp, pu
or, Or, orr, ore, er
ship, Ship, sip, shop, shpi, sihp, shp
out, Out, otu, ot, tou
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