Crazysponge dies (but it's ten times cooler because it's in space)

Crazysponge dies (but it's ten times cooler because it's in space) is the seventh episode of Season Two of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins with CrazySponge inside a rocket ship.]
CrazySponge: this is a genius idea. if i'm not on earth then there is no way that house could possibly crush me
[The rocket stops moving and starts plummeting down.]
CrazySponge: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THERE IS NO GRAVITY IN SPACE HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN OH GOD OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[CrazySponge's rocket crash lands on another planet.]
CrazySponge: shit. well at least there aint no way house can crush me here
Alien: hi
CrazySponge: o
Alien: welcome to planet fuckcrazyspongetopia
CrazySponge: that doesn't sound suspicious at all
Primitive: heh heh sus
[Primitive gets shot and fucking dies oh god oh fuck.]
CrazySponge: o
Alien: so how did you get here
CrazySponge: i got here on a rocket so i could avoid being crushed by houses
Alien: weird
CrazySponge: says you, alien. anyway what can i do here
Alien: no fucking clue. just do whatever until you somehow die and the episode ends.
CrazySponge: ok thanks
[CrazySponge takes a walk.]
CrazySponge: the gravity here is very wacky. just like meme world picture sundays so why don't you go down to the description and click on the link that says meme world for funny memes and wackiness and fortnite por-
[He suddenly gets crushed by a rocket. The doors open to reveal House.]
House: oh god oh fuck
Ally: rip
[End.]
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