Phat Toilet XXXL

The Phat Toilet XXXL is a heavy duty toilet manufactured by Phat Solutions since 2013. It is extremely wide at the top and designed to take the weight of fat people weighing up to 1000kg. After flushing it sprays water at the user's butt, brushes extend from the bowl to scrub the area and it blows warm air to dry, eliminating the need for toilet roll. Other built-in features include a fart extractor, a self-cleaning system and a music player to relax the user. It is compatible with the XXXL version of the Phatazz Toilet Seat.
The Phat Toilet XXXL is the successor to the Phat Toilet and the Phat Toilet XXL; these two models were discontinued in 2013 due to their waning popularity and more primitive technology.
Caleb McKinnon has been saving up to buy one for two years. Toilet cubicles in some Fat Mart superstores only have Phat Toilet XXXLs, while others that cannot afford new toilets have stuck with its predecessors. Many schools, colleges and universities around Pedia have started plumbing them in; five Phat Toilet XXXLs were installed in the University of Dundundun in September 2017. Several students from the computer programming class sat on one for a laugh, though Edvard Andersson fell into the toilet bowl and got stuck. Morten Larsen was called out to free him as part of his firefighter training. Despite this incident Edvard still deems the Phat Toilet XXXL as Phat Solutions' most hilarious product.
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