Topps Project 70 1990: The Alien Invasion (Fanfiction)

This Story Takes Place In The Alternate Universe In The Year Of 1990 Where Jonathan Washington The Young San Diego Padres Superstar 3rd Baseman Was Depicted As An Baseball Player For The San Diego Padres And An Alien Slayer Defending Petco Park From Aliens One Notable Alien Ronald Acuna Jr Was Subjected To An Very Gruesome Bat Based Murder By The Young San Diego Padres Superstar 3rd Baseman Earthling Jonathan Washington Who Essentially Replaced Acuna Jonathan's Topps Project 70 1990 Card Design Was Heavily Inspired By Alex Pardee's 1990 Ronald Acuna Jr With Two Huge Differences Jonathan Does Not Have Those Monstrous Teeth But Instead Had His Normal Looking Teeth And He Has Tattoos On His Arms As Seen On His Topps Project 70 1990 Card Design Which He Has In Real Life On The Alternate 1990 Card Design Jonathan Is Wearing An Vampire Cape And Has Vampiric Fangs While Wearing His Padres Jersey 
The Alien Intergalactic Forces
Queen Kai-Queen Kai Helped Jonathan Out With Queen Ka'ai Assisting Them
Queen Ka'ai-The Mother Of Queen Ka'ai And One Of The Most Beloved And Well Liked Queens 
Queen Novo-One Of The Most Respected And Beloved Aliens 
Queen Nova-Queen Nova Is One Of The Many Aliens 
Naturi-Naturi Is An Fun Loving Alien Human And Is The Commander Of The Intergalactic Alien Forces With Jonathan Joining Their Ranks As Their Feared Member 
Kiara-Kiara Is Another Alien Who Is Also Human Much Like Naturi Fellow Alien Humans Julie, Jessica, Naomi, Esther, Amy, Ginger, Michelle, Lucy, Molly And Holly Enlisted Into The Intergalactic Alien Force Which Were An Group And An Army Constructed By Queen Novo And Queen Nova Jonathan Was Suited Up In Cybernetic Alien Armor And Gear With An Face Mask Now Having Weapons Queen Novo And Queen Nova Were Wearing Rather Sexually Attractive Black Latex Leather Cybernetic Alien Swimsuit Armors Exposing Their Curved Stomachs And Well Toned Bodies They Both Giggled And Hugged Jonathan Saying That It's An Honor To Have You Enlist Into Our Lovely Group Your Talents Are Extraordinary You Can Run The Bases And Smack Home Runs You Also Possessed One Of The Strongest Throwing Arms In The Infield 
Julie-Julie Is The Youngest Within The Intergalactic Alien Forces An Group Which She Formed Out Of Necessity Julie Grew Up Being An Huge Padres Fan Her Favorite Player Is Jonathan Washington 3rd Baseman #13 Whom She Successfully Recruited Jessica Giggled And Said Having Jonathan Work For Us Is Beneficial Because It Gives Him An Secondary Combat Style Which Was Gun Weapons And Lasers But His Original Style Of Using His Bat 
Jessica-Jessica Serves As The Planner And Strategist In The Intergalactic Alien Forces Who Is Also Very Skilled In Weaponry And Combat Jessica Befriended Jonathan The First Day On The Job Jessica Giggled And Said I Think You Being Affiliated With Us Might Be Useful Jonathan Sees Distortedd Walking Out Wearing An Black Tubetop Armor Showing Her Huge Light Tan Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop And Light Tan Curved Stomach While Wearing Black Latex Leather Pants Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Distortedd Was Wearing Black Latex Leather Gloves And Black High Boots Distortedd Smiled As She Ran Towards Jonathan Hugging Him And Said Welcome Aboard Jonathan Jonathan Says Wait You're Affiliated With These Girls Too Distortedd Smiled And Said Yes I Am I Joined Just To Team Up With You We'll Be The Best Dynamic Duo Ever 
Distortedd-Distortedd Was Another Huge Major Key Addition To The Intergalactic Alien Force Aside From Jonathan Distortedd Offers Many Useful Skills That Benefit The Intergalactic Alien Force Distortedd Has An Rather Sexy Fashion Sense Now Wearing An Black Latex Helmet With Black Visor To Conceal Her Beautiful Two Eyed Face Distortedd Smiled And Said I Think The Intergalactic Alien Force Would Become The Most Feared Organization In The Galaxy And Cosmos Queen Novo Smiled And Said We Already Have That Reputation Mainly Because Of The Fact This Is Our First Year Of Existence Since Formation Jonathan Killing Those 200,000,000 Aliens Was An Test Run Jonathan's Fashion Sense Is Quite Interesting He Is Wearing An Padres Cap Which Later Was His Backwards Variant Distortedd Laughed And Said Jonathan Have You Always Worn Your Hat Backwards Heehee Jonathan Jokingly Said Yes He Has Ever Since 1993 
Naomi-Naomi Is The Bubbly Cheerful Girl Who Is Very Precise With Guns And Lasers With Pinpoint Accuracy Naomi Proved To Be An Solid Addition To The Intergalactic Alien Forces
Esther-Esther Describes Herself As The Brains Within The Intergalactic Alien Forces While Jokingly Referring Jonathan As The Brawn Of The Intergalactic Alien Forces
Amy-Amy Is Very Reliable Within The Intergalactic Alien Forces Mostly Because Of Her Versatility 
Ginger-Ginger Is An New Addition To The Intergalactic Alien Forces Ginger Specializes In Long Range Weaponry 
Michelle-Michelle Is Quite Skilled And Dangerous With Weapons
Lucy-Lucy Is Skilled In Pretty Much Everything Is An Valuable Asset To The Team
Molly-Molly Can Do Some Serious Damage With Her Guns Since She's Skilled Enough
Holly-Holly And Molly Are Quite Formidable With Weapons Making Them Tough To Deal With
Hyperdimension Neptunia Intergalactic Forces
Green Heart Vert-Green Heart Vert Successfully Recruited Jonathan To Join The Their Team White Heart Blanc Giggled And Said Welcome Aboard Jonathan Here Our Lovely Base Of Operations Is Located In Planeptunia Your Skills Piqued Our Interest And We Thought You'd Do Better With Us
White Heart Blanc-Jonathan And White Heart Blanc Were Discussing Their Lives Jonathan Explained How Queen Novo Recommended Him To See You Girls Pink Heart Trick Giggled And Said That Was An Great Idea On Her Part And What's Neat Is That We're Secretly Assisting Them Although We're An Separate Army 
Jonathan-Jonathan Wears An San Diego Padres Cap Jonathan Wore An #13 San Diego Padres Jersey With J.Washington On The Backside Jonathan Wore Long White Gold Lined Pants Jonathan Wore Black Cleats Jonathan Wore White And Gold Franklin Batting Gloves Jonathan Wore Wide Gold Black Rimmed Sunglasses With Eye Black Underneath Jonathan Carried An Black Louisville Slugger Bat On His Shoulder Jonathan Has Tattoos All Over His Arms To Some He Is The Padres Young 3rd Baseman As He Is Depicted On His 1990 Topps Project 70 Card Design The Padres Had Drafted Jonathan Way Back In 2014 And Debuted For Them In 2020 In An Pandemic Ridden 60 Game Season In Which He Hit .328 With 22 Home Runs And 76 RBI Recording 97 Hits And 20 Doubles In 37 Games In The Regular 162 Game Season In 2021 Jonathan Posted An Career High .340 Batting Average With An Career High In Both Home Runs And RBI With 42 Home Runs And 124 RBI Recording An Record 206 Hits Jonathan Was Named To His Very First MLB All Star Team Representing The Padres Distortedd Cheered Jonathan On With Distorted Smiling And Said I Voted For Him Jonathan Finds Himself In The Distort3dd2 Universe Where He Was Greeted By Distort3dd2 Who Smiled And Said Well Hi There I'm Distortedd's Two Eyed Counterpart Jonathan Then Realized That This Was The Identical Twin Of Distortedd Who Has Two Eyes Jonathan Sees His Distort3dd2 2021 Designed Card Jonathan Says Now That's Exactly How I Should Look This Was The Inspiration For Topps Project 70 2021 Jonathan Washington Card: Distort3dd2 
Black Heart Noire-Black Heart Noire Is More Strategic And Crafty 
Histoire-Histoire Giggled Seeing Jonathan Who Was Shocked To See Histoire, Jinguji Kei, Mina Nishizawa And Chika Hakozaki Who Were Normally Oracles Of Lastation, Lowee And Leanbox Respectively But Now Were Leaders Of The Team Histoire Smiled And Said I'm The Oracle Of Lastation I've Heard Many Stories About You And Since We're Working Together To Bring Down This Alien Invasion We Might As Well Get To Know Each Other 
Jinguji Kei-Jinguji Kei Is One Of The Many Leaders Jonathan Can Interact With 
Mina Nishizawa-Mina Nishizawa Joined The Team As One Of The Four Leaders 
Chika Hakozaki-Chika Is The Fourth Person That Jonathan Can Interact With 
Arfoire-Arfoire Giggled Hugging Jonathan And Said I'm Glad That You're Here I'm The Main Leader Of The Squadron Here Let Me Give You An Better And Cooler Looking Cybernetic Armor And Helmet With Visor As Jonathan Was Now Suited Up In Cybernetic Armor With An Cybernetic Helmet And An Black Wide Visor Arfoire, Histoire, Jinguji Kei, Mina Nishizawa, Chika Hakozaki And Green Heart Vert Became Jonathan's Girlfriends And Lovers 
Black Heart Uni-Black Sister Uni Is One Of The Most Useful Members On The Team And Can Lead The Team Exceptionally Well However It Was Jonathan Whose Years Of Experience Dealing With These Alien Pests That Made Him An Intergalactic Alien Exterminator Combined With His Extensive Knowledge Really Benefited The Team Greatly He's Well Known For Violently Executing Them With His Baseball Bat 
White Heart Blanc-White Heart Blanc Is Seen As An Useful Character Helping The Team Out In Various Ways 
Purple Heart Neptune-Purple Heart Neptune Is One Of The More Trustworthy And Reliable Characters 
White Heart Ram-White Heart Sister Ram Describes Herself As Very Analytical And Analyzes Data Assessing Their Chances Of Success Offering Useful Backup Plans And Solutions 
Purple Heart Nepgear-Of Course Purple Heart Sister Nepgear May Be Young But She Has A Lot Of Wisdom And Useful Advice Beyond Her Younger Years 
White Heart Rom-White Heart Sister Rom Is Pretty Slick With Weapons Plus She's Quite Capable Of Helping The Team In Various Ways 
Iris Heart Plutia-When Iris Heart Plutia First Joined The Hyperdimension Neptunia Intergalactic Forces The Team Was Just Newly Formed Plus Jonathan Hadn't Joined Them Yet As He Was Still With The Intergalactic Alien Forces However It Was After Queen Ka'ai Launched Her Second Alien Invasion On Petco Park When Jonathan Joined The Hyperdimension Neptunia Intergalactic Forces On An Permanent Basis Giving Them An Much Needed Presence 
Yellow Heart Peashy-Yellow Heart Peashy Joined The Hyperdimension Neptunia Intergalactic Forces Shortly After Jonathan As One Of Their Top Leaders 
Silver Heart Brave-Silver Heart Brave Was One Of Two Newest Additions To The Forces Giving Them Stability And Two Deadly Accurate Sharpshooters 
Pink Heart Trick-Pink Heart Trick Is The Second Newest Addition To The Forces Making Use Of Her Weaponry Skills 
Rose Heart Rose-Rose Heart Rose Is An Key Addition To The Forces Providing Useful Help 
Hololive Resistance Force Members 
Mori Calliope 
Gawr Gura 
Amelia Watson 
Ninomae Ina 
Kiara Takanashi 
Ouro Kronii 
Pekora Usada 
Uruha Rushia 
Shiranui Flare 
Shirogane Noel 
Houshou Marine 
Amane Kanata 
Tsumomaki Watane 
Kiryu Coco 
Tokoyami Towa 
Himemori Luna 
Nekomata Okayu 
1990 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Characters 
1990 Principal Celestia 
1990 Vice Principal Luna 
1990 Principal Cadence 
1990 Principal Cadenza 
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Characters 
Princess Celestia 
Princess Luna 
Princess Cadence 
Princess Cadenza 
2015 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Characters 
2015 Principal Celestia 
2015 Vice Principal Luna 
2015 Principal Cadence 
2015 Principal Cadenza 
1984 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Styled Characters 
1984 Principal Celestia 
1984 Vice Principal Luna 
1984 Principal Cadence 
1984 Principal Cadenza 
1991 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Styled Characters 
1991 Principal Celestia 
1991 Vice Principal Luna 
1991 Principal Cadence 
1991 Principal Cadenza 
My Little Pony Equestria Girls Characters 
Principal Celestia-Jonathan Meets Principal Celestia Who Smiled And Said That Principal Abacus Cinch Told Me About What Had Happened 
Vice Principal Luna 
Sci-Twi Twilight Sparkle 
Dean Cadence 
Dean Cadenza 
EG Rainbow Dash 
EG Applejack 
EG Fluttershy 
EG Rarity 
EG Pinkie Pie 
Principal Abacus Cinch 
EG Sunset Shimmer 
EG Starlight Glimmer 
Lemon Zest 
Sour Sweet 
Sugarcoat 
Indigo Zap 
Sunny Flare 
Suri Polomare 
Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary Characters 
Hitomi Manaka 
Chieko Kawasaki 
Haruna Tobita 
Nobuhiko Shitara 
Minako Tatara 
Yomi Moji 
Kaori Wakatsuki 
Naruki Wakatsuki 
The Female Spore Army 
Pink Spore Allison-Pink Spore Allison Has Long Wavy Downward Pink Black Outlined Hair Pink Spore Allison Was Pink Skinned Pink Spore Allison Has Wide Black Eyebrows Pink Spore Allison Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Pink Spore Allison Wore White Lenses With Cyan Eyes And Black Irises Pink Spore Allison Has An Pink Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Pink Spore Allison Wore Pink Black Outlined Lipstick Pink Spore Allison Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Pink Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Pink Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Pink Spore Allison Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Pink Spore Allison Wore Black Shoes Pink Spore Allison Has Long Pink Black Outlined Arms Pink Spore Allison Has Pink Black Outlined Fingers Pink Spore Allison Wore Pink Black Outlined Fingernails 
Purple Spore Jade-Purple Spore Jade Has Long Wavy Downward Purple Black Outlined Hair Purple Spore Jade Was Purple Skinned Purple Spore Jade Has Wide Black Eyebrows Purple Spore Jade Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Purple Spore Jade Wore White Lenses With Purple Eyes And Black Irises Purple Spore Jade Has An Purple Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Purple Spore Jade Wore Purple Black Outlined Lipstick Purple Spore Jade Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Purple Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Purple Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Purple Spore Jade Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Purple Spore Jade Wore Black Shoes Purple Spore Jade Has Long Purple Black Outlined Arms Purple Spore Jade Has Purple Black Outlined Fingers Purple Spore Jade Wore Purple Black Outlined Fingernails 
Silver Spore Rachael-Silver Spore Rachael Has Long Wavy Downward Silver Black Outlined Hair Silver Spore Rachael Was Silver Skinned Silver Spore Rachael Has Wide Black Eyebrows Silver Spore Rachael Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Silver Spore Rachael Wore White Lenses With Silver Eyes And Black Irises Silver Spore Rachael Has An Silver Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Silver Spore Rachael Wore Silver Black Outlined Lipstick Silver Spore Rachael Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Silver Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Silver Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Silver Spore Rachael Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Silver Spore Rachael Wore Black Shoes Silver Spore Rachael Has Long Silver Black Outlined Arms Silver Spore Rachael Has Silver Black Outlined Fingers Silver Spore Rachael Wore Silver Black Outlined Fingernails Silver Spore Rachael Wore Silver Black Outlined Fingernails 
Green Spore Leah-Green Spore Leah Has Long Wavy Downward Green Black Outlined Hair Green Spore Leah Was Green Skinned Green Spore Leah Has Wide Black Eyebrows Green Spore Leah Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Green Spore Leah Wore White Lenses With Green Eyes And Black Irises Green Spore Leah Has An Green Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Green Spore Leah Wore Green Black Outlined Lipstick Green Spore Leah Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Green Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Green Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Green Spore Leah Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Green Spore Leah Wore Black Shoes Green Spore Leah Has Long Green Black Outlined Arms Green Spore Leah Has Green Black Outlined Fingers Green Spore Leah Wore Green Black Outlined Fingernails 
Blue Spore Ashley-Blue Spore Ashley Has Long Wavy Downward Blue Black Outlined Hair Blue Spore Ashley Was Blue Skinned Blue Spore Ashley Has Wide Black Eyebrows Blue Spore Ashley Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Blue Spore Ashley Wore White Lenses With Blue Eyes And Black Irises Blue Spore Ashley Has An Blue Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Blue Spore Ashley Wore Blue Black Outlined Lipstick Blue Spore Ashley Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Blue Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Blue Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Blue Spore Ashley Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Blue Spore Ashley Wore Black Shoes Blue Spore Ashley Has Long Blue Black Outlined Arms Blue Spore Ashley Has Blue Black Outlined Fingers Blue Spore Ashley Wore Blue Black Outlined Fingernails 
Yellow Spore Chloe-Yellow Spore Chloe Has Long Wavy Downward Yellow Black Outlined Hair Yellow Spore Chloe Was Yellow Skinned Yellow Spore Chloe Has Wide Black Eyebrows Yellow Spore Chloe Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Yellow Spore Chloe Wore White Lenses With Yellow Eyes And Black Irises Yellow Spore Chloe Has An Yellow Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Yellow Spore Chloe Wore Yellow Black Outlined Lipstick Yellow Spore Chloe Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Yellow Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Yellow Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Yellow Spore Chloe Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Yellow Spore Chloe Wore Black Shoes Yellow Spore Chloe Has Long Yellow Black Outlined Arms Yellow Spore Chloe Has Yellow Black Outlined Fingers Yellow Spore Chloe Wore Yellow Black Outlined Fingernails 
Lavender Spore Cassie-Lavender Spore Cassie Has Long Wavy Downward Lavender Black Outlined Hair Lavender Spore Cassie Was Lavender Skinned Lavender Spore Cassie Has Wide Black Eyebrows Lavender Spore Cassie Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Lavender Spore Cassie Wore White Lenses With Lavender Eyes And Black Irises Lavender Spore Cassie Has An Lavender Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Lavender Spore Cassie Wore Lavender Black Outlined Lipstick Lavender Spore Cassie Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Lavender Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Lavender Black Outlined Stomach Lavender Spore Cassie Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Lavender Spore Cassie Wore Black Shoes Lavender Spore Cassie Has Long Lavender Black Outlined Arms Lavender Spore Cassie Has Lavender Black Outlined Fingers Lavender Spore Cassie Wore Lavender Black Outlined Fingernails 
Lime Green Spore Rose-Lime Green Spore Rose Has Long Wavy Downward Lime Green Black Outlined Hair Lime Green Spore Rose Was Lime Green Skinned Lime Green Spore Rose Has Wide Black Eyebrows Lime Green Spore Rose Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Lime Green Spore Rose Wore White Lenses With Lime Green Eyes And Black Irises Lime Green Spore Rose Has An Lime Green Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Lime Green Spore Rose Wore Lime Green Black Outlined Lipstick Lime Green Spore Rose Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Lime Green Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Lime Green Black Outlined Stomach Lime Green Spore Rose Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Lime Green Spore Rose Wore Black Shoes Lime Green Spore Rose Has Long Lime Green Black Outlined Arms Lime Green Spore Rose Has Lime Green Black Outlined Fingers Lime Green Spore Rose Wore Lime Green Black Outlined Fingernails 
Orange Spore Amy-Orange Spore Amy Has Long Wavy Downward Orange Black Outlined Hair Orange Spore Amy Was Orange Skinned Orange Spore Amy Has Wide Black Eyebrows Orange Spore Amy Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Orange Spore Amy Wore White Lenses With Orange Eyes And Black Irises Orange Spore Amy Has An Orange Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Orange Spore Amy Wore Orange Black Outlined Lipstick Orange Spore Amy Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Orange Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Orange Black Outlined Stomach Orange Spore Amy Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Orange Spore Amy Wore Black Shoes Orange Spore Amy Has Long Orange Black Outlined Arms Orange Spore Amy Has Orange Black Outlined Fingers Orange Spore Amy Wore Orange Black Outlined Fingernails 
Black Spore Trixie-Black Spore Trixie Has Long Wavy Downward Black Outlined Hair Black Spore Trixie Was Black Skinned Black Spore Trixie Has Wide Black Eyebrows Black Spore Trixie Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Black Spore Trixie Wore White Lenses With Iris Eyes And Black Irises Black Spore Trixie Has An Black Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Black Spore Trixie Wore Black Black Outlined Lipstick Black Spore Trixie Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Black Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Black Outlined Stomach Black Spore Trixie Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Black Spore Trixie Wore Black Shoes Black Spore Trixie Has Long Black Black Outlined Arms Black Spore Trixie Has Black Black Outlined Fingers Black Spore Trixie Wore Black Black Outlined Fingernails 
Sky Blue Spore Elaine-Sky Blue Spore Elaine Has Long Wavy Downward Sky Blue Black Outlined Hair Sky Blue Spore Elaine Was Sky Blue Skinned Sky Blue Spore Elaine Has Wide Black Eyebrows Sky Blue Spore Elaine Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Sky Blue Spore Elaine Wore White Lenses With Sky Blue Eyes And Black Irises Sky Blue Spore Elaine Has An Sky Blue Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Sky Blue Spore Elaine Wore Sky Blue Black Outlined Lipstick Sky Blue Spore Elaine Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Sky Blue Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Sky Blue Black Outlined Stomach Lime Green Spore Rose Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Sky Blue Spore Elaine Wore Black Shoes Sky Blue Spore Elaine Has Long Sky Blue Black Outlined Arms Sky Blue Spore Elaine Has Sky Blue Black Outlined Fingers Sky Blue Spore Elaine Wore Sky Bluie Black Outlined Fingernails 
Gray Spore Emily-Gray Spore Emily Has Long Wavy Downward Gray Black Outlined Hair Gray Spore Emily Was Gray Skinned Gray Spore Emily Has Wide Black Eyebrows Green Spore Leah Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Gray Spore Emily Wore White Lenses With Gray Eyes And Black Irises Gray Spore Emily Has An Gray Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Gray Spore Emily Wore Gray Black Outlined Lipstick Gray Spore Emily Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Gray Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Gray Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Gray Spore Emily Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Gray Spore Emily Wore Black Shoes Gray Spore Emily Has Long Gray Black Outlined Arms Gray Spore Emily Has Gray Black Outlined Fingers Gray Spore Emily Wore Gray Black Outlined Fingernails 
Beige Spore Molly-Beige Spore Molly Has Long Wavy Downward Beige Black Outlined Hair Beige Spore Molly Was Beige Skinned Beige Spore Molly Has Wide Black Eyebrows Beige Spore Molly Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Beige Spore Molly Wore White Lenses With Beige Eyes And Black Irises Beige Spore Molly Has An Beige Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Beige Spore Molly Wore Beige Black Outlined Lipstick Beige Spore Molly Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Beige Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Beige Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Beige Spore Molly Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Beige Spore Molly Wore Black Shoes Beige Spore Molly Has Long Beige Black Outlined Arms Beige Spore Molly Has Beige Black Outlined Fingers Beige Spore Molly Wore Beige Black Outlined Fingernails 
Purple Spore Luna-Purple Spore Luna Has Long Wavy Downward Purple Black Outlined Hair Purple Spore Luna Was Purple Skinned Purple Spore Luna Has Wide Black Eyebrows Purple Spore Luna Has Black Outlined Diagonal Downward Diamond Shaped Eyelids With Three Side Upwards Black Eyelashes Purple Spore Luna Wore White Lenses With Purple Eyes And Black Irises Purple Spore Luna Has An Purple Black Outlined Nose And Wide Diagonal Downward Black Outlined Mouth Purple Spore Luna Wore Purple Black Outlined Lipstick Purple Spore Luna Wore An Black Tubetop Showing Her Huge Purple Black Outlined Boobs Sticking Up From The Tubetop Sticking Downward Out Of The Tubetop And Wide Curved Purple Black Outlined Outlined Stomach Purple Spore Luna Wore Long Black Jeans Showing Her Huge Firm Ass Purple Spore Luna Wore Black Shoes Purple Spore Luna Has Long Purple Black Outlined Arms Purple Spore Luna Has Purple Black Outlined Fingers Purple Spore Luna Wore Purple Black Outlined Fingernails
== Chapter 1: The Alien Invasion Begins And An Horrifying Sight ==
*In The Hyperdimension Neptunia Intergalactic Forces Battleship Main Control Room*
Jonathan: Looks Like We're Getting An Call 
Green Heart Vert: Uh Oh Jonathan Something Bad Might've Happened 
Jonathan: Let's Go Look And See 
*The Battleship Lands On Petco Park's Soil As The Door Opened*
Jonathan: They Have Monstrous Teeth Now? Okay I'm Taking Them Out 
Queen Novo: *Coughing Up Alien Blood* J-Jonathan W-We W-Were A-Ambushed By These Aliens We Need Medical Attention 
Compa: *Giggles* This Is Where I Come In Since I'm The Army's Nurse And Doctor Heehee 
Queen Novo: *Giggles* T-Thank You So Much Jonathan Find And Exterminate These Aliens At All Costs 
*Compa Takes The Aliens Into The Emergency Room*
Jonathan: You Heard Her We Need To Kill These Freaks 
Green Heart Vert: I'm Right Behind You On This 
*The Hyperdimension Neptunia Intergalactic Forces And The Alien Army Engage In Conflict* 
Queen Kai: *Giggles* Hey Jonathan How About You Kill Some Aliens I'll Watch
Jonathan: Let's Do This Thing Haha!
*Jonathan Whacks Through The Aliens Killing All Of Them With His Black Louisville Slugger Bat*
Queen Kai: What The? 
Queen Ka'ai: Wait Daughter? *Giggles* Oh My Goodness You're Alive Heehee I'm Guessing You Must Be Jonathan The San Diego Padres Young 3rd Baseman
Jonathan: That I Am
Queen Ka'ai: I'm Truly Sorry About This I Did Not Authorize The Aliens To Do This *Giggles* They Signed Their Death Warrant Challenging Jonathan Heehee He Killed Them Which Is Great 
Queen Kai: Mom I Hadn't Seen You Since I Was A Little Girl And Jonathan Was Playing For The Braves 
Jonathan: Correction The Padres Hence My Padres Cap 
Queen Kai: Heehee I Didn't Know You Wore An Padres Cap I Was Kinda Confused 
Queen Ka'ai: I Know My Daughter It's Been So Long Since We Last Had Contact Since These Aliens Were Responsible For Two Alien Invasion Attempts Which Thankfully Were Thwarted By Jonathan Here Who Subjected Them To Bat Based Murder Haha 
Jonathan: Hahahahahahahaha That's Exactly My Ammo Nowadays They Get Whacked With My Bat Padres Style 
*In The Hyperdimension Neptunia Cruiser* 
Jonathan: Distortedd? What Are You Doing In Here? 
Distortedd: Heehee I Actually Sneaked Myself In Here Because Queen Nova Told Me That This Group Needed More Firepower 
Distort3dd2: Yeah Like You're The One To Speak Cyclops Heehee 
Distortedd: Heehee You Know That's Ironic Since My Avatar Has An Cyclops Eye Oddly Jonathan Himself Does Not In Fact Jonathan's Avatar Has Cyborg Arms Which Is Obviously From My 1961 Pujols Card Yet He Has Principal Celestia's Eye Style An Wacky Combination 
Jonathan: I'm Very Confused Am I The Only One Who Isn't An Cyclops Cause If So That Ain't Bad 
*The Monitor Turns On* 
Queen Ka'ai: Everyone This Is An Emergency I Think An Wormhole Is Fast Approaching 
Distortedd: Wait An Minute I Think This Is Either 1990 Or 1961 Which Is It What Are We Going To Do? 
Queen Novo: Hmm That's An Good Question We Best Hang On Tight In Both Battleships At All Times 
*The Monitor Turns Off* 
Purple Heart Nepgear: *Holds Onto The Wheel* Alright Everybody Buckle Up This Might Be An Bumpy Ride 
Green Heart Vert: Yeah This Is Going To End Well 
Jonathan: Right 
Yellow Heart Peashy: This Might Be The Scariest Experience For Me 
White Heart Rom: It Isn't Too Scary Well At Least From What I Can Gather 
*The Monitor On Jonathan's Phone Pops Up* 
Jonathan: Sweet Mother Of God Who The Fuck Is That? Is That Even Principal Celestia 
Principal Celestia: Yeah I'm An Cyclops Pretty Shocking Isn't It? I Find It Ironic That Out Of All People Jonathan Himself Is The Only One That Isn't An Cyclops 
Jonathan: Well Technically I Was An Cyclops Let's Just Say That It Was An Horrific Experience 
Principal Celestia: Heehee You Were An Meme 
Jonathan: Yeah And I Was Not Too Pleased Luckily I Was Turned Back To Normal 
Jonathan: The Fact That You're An Cyclops Doesn't Surprise Me It's The Fact Of How You Ended Up Like That That Surprises Me The Most Apparently You Have The Large Cyclops Eye Which Hinders Your Eyesight I Might Have To Visit The Resident Cyclops Nurse Expertise Hitomi Manaka 
Principal Celestia: Whoa She's An Cyclops Too? 
Jonathan: Yep But That Doesn't Stop Her From Finding An Way To Fix This 
*Hours Later When Jonathan Arrives In Japan Jonathan Takes The Bus To Hitomi Manaka's Large Building Where He Gets Off* 
Hitomi Manaka: Wha Jonathan? What Are You Doing Here? 
Jonathan: It's Principal Celestia She Well Let's Just Say That The Distortedd Eye Got Her 
Hitomi Manaka: You Must Be Joking Jonathan Surely You're Not Serious 
Naruki Wakatsuki: He's Actually Serious 
Hitomi Manaka: Oh My God That's Terrible Luckily You Came To Us At Just The Right Situation Come In 
*In The Building* 
Hitomi Manaka: So When Did She Become An Cyclops 
Jonathan: It Was When Principal Celestia Appeared On The Monitor At First I Wasn't Sure What Happened To Her Then It Clicked In My Head Principal Celestia Got Kidnapped And Was Taken Into 1961 Where She Became An Cyclops It Wasn't Just Her Vice Principal Luna, Principal Cadence, Principal Cadenza And The Equestria Girls Mane 7 Were Also Kidnapped And Turned Into Cyclops As Well 
Hitomi Manaka: Holy Crap I Never Would've Thought It Would Get That Bad It's Times Like These That Calls For Drastic Measures Come Jonathan We're About To Do Some Intense Training 
*Hours Later* 
Jonathan: That Was An Great Workout So What's Our Plan 
Hitomi Manaka: Good Question I'm Awaiting For More Help To Aid Us 
Kizuna Mizuguchi: Here We Are The Additional Cyclops 
Yuri Kawasaki: Yeah We Had To Take The Bus Here 
Hitomi Manaka: Alright We're Set 
Kaori Wakatsuki: We'll Be Leaving Immediately 
Jonathan: I Sense Something 
*Jonathan Approaches The Door* 
Jonathan: Oh Crap I Think Principal Celestia Knew Where You Lived 
Hitomi Manaka: *Sweatdropped* Uh Oh In That Case We'll Take My Secret Exit Which Is Located Upstairs 
*They Reach Upstairs And Jonathan Falls Into The Portal Which Closes* 
*Jonathan Is Free Falling* 
Jonathan: Okay This Is Fucking Ridiculous What In The Hell Is This Shit? 
1984 Principal Celestia: Like Hello There Smooth Dude 
Jonathan: Uh What? I'm Sorry Who Are You? 
1984 Principal Celestia: Heehee I'll Stop With The Groovy Catchphrases And Get To The Point I'm Principal Celestia Of 1984 I'm An 80's Girl If You're Curious You Must Be From The 90's Hence Your 1990 Card Design 
Jonathan: I See You Actually Became An Cyclops 
1984 Principal Celestia: Wait What? How Did That Even Happen 
*They Land On The Ground In The Year Of 1984* 
Jonathan: You See You Ended Up Being Kidnapped 
1984 Principal Celestia: And I Ended Up Becoming An Cyclops? Now That I Take Issue With 
1984 Vice Principal Luna: Wait Who Is He? 
1984 Principal Celestia: This Is Jonathan Luckily Distortedd Can't Find You Since You're Way Back In The 80's Which Is Perfect 
1984 Principal Cadence: Alrighty Then We'll Take You To Our Lovely Apartment 
*Inside 1984 Principal Celestia's Apartment* 
1984 Principal Celestia: Assuming If What You're Saying Is True Then We're Gonna Need Some Help But The Problem Is Who Do We Call For Help 
1990 Principal Celestia: I Think We Could Help 
2015 Principal Celestia: Same Here 
Jonathan: Whoa Where'd You Girls Come From 
Princess Celestia: That's An Very Great Question Jonathan We All Came From Our Respective Universes And Timeline Years To Form An Super Powerful Team Judging By Your Appearance You Must Be From 1990 
Jonathan: That Is Very Obvious Ironically I'm Wearing My Shades On The Card Which Is Neat 
1991 Principal Celestia: Yeah What Princess Celestia Said We Each Have Unique Abilities That Makes Us Special In Our Own Ways So Much So That We'd Be Useful 
1984 Principal Celestia: This Is Just Wonderful At Least We Can Work Together To Combat The Cyclops With Our Perfect Synergy We'd Be Unbeatable 
Jonathan: At Least I Get To Whack Some With My Bat They Can't Mess With Me
*Everyone Laughed At Jonathan's Sentence*
1984 Principal Celestia: Hahahaha That Made Me Giggle I've Never Laughed That Hard In My Life You Can Be Funny At The Most Unexpected Moments Alright Seems Like Everyone Is Here I Think We Should Put Our Plan Into Action 
1991 Principal Celestia: I Have Teleportation Powers Which Is Neat To Have Okay Everybody Gather Around 
*They Were Immediately Teleported Back Into Hitomi's Building*
Hitomi Manaka: Wha? Wait I'm Very Confused Here 
1984 Principal Celestia: Haha Yeah It's Probably Your First Time Seeing Us We Come From Various Years And Timelines Some Of Which Exist We're Here To Stop The Cyclops And Save Myself 
Hitomi Manaka: Oh Wow So You Girls Must Be From The Years Of 1984, 1990, 1991, 2015 And 2010 Respectively
Princess Celestia: Precisely We're Off
*The Girls Enter Princess Celestia's Cruiser As It Flied Off For 1961*
*In The Cruiser*
Princess Celestia: *Driving* Alright Does Everyone Know The Plan?
Jonathan: Yep
*The Cruiser Lands In The Year Of 1961 As The Door Opens*
Jonathan: How'd You Get Here
Cycloptic Principal Celestia: Well Well Looks Like We Have An Suitable Test Subject
Jonathan: That's It Imma Knock Your Ass Out Bring It On You Cycloptic Freak If I Have To Restore You I Will 
1984 Principal Celestia: Alright Let's Do This Thing
*The War Breaks Out*
Cycloptic Principal Celestia: *Gagging* Jonathan Let Me Go
Jonathan: Hell No When It Comes To Dealing With Cyclops I've Already Dealt With Cycloptic Principal Celestia Before By Sticking An Sword In Her Face
Cycloptic Principal Celestia: Oh God No Not Again That's The Last God Damned Thing I Expected From You
Jonathan: Then What Do You Suggest? Oh Wait You Have No Room To Talk *Sticks The Sharpened Version Of His Black Louisville Slugger Bat Straight Down On Her Face*
Cycloptic Principal Celestia: YEEEEEEOOOOW!!!!!!!! That Fucking Hurts You Asshole 
Jonathan: Hahahahahahahaha That's More Like It
Principal Celestia: Ouch That Looks Painful To Say The Least
Jonathan: Yep I Better Escort You Girls Back Into The Cruiser Before Cycloptic Principal Celestia Wakes Up 
Principal Celestia: Exactly
*In The Cruiser*
1984 Principal Celestia: Alright You Managed To Get The Girls In Here
Jonathan: Yep 
Principal Celestia: Uh Oh You Better Step On It I Think My Cycloptic Counterpart Is Waking Up
Jonathan: Again? Oh Boy
1984 Principal Celestia: Right Here We Go!!! *Presses Button*
*The Cruiser Flies Out Of 1961*
Jonathan: How Did You Even End Up There Exactly?
Principal Celestia: I'm Not Sure Myself Apparently We Were Kidnapped
Jonathan: You Have To Be Kidding Me Right Now
Vice Principal Luna: Sadly She Isn't She's Telling The Truth
1984 Principal Celestia: *Driving* Hmm Maybe We Should Discuss More At My Apartment
*Inside 1984 Principal Celestia's Apartment In 1984*
1984 Principal Celestia: I Think The Truth Should Be Revealed You See You Were Essentially Dealing With Distortedd's Version Of Yourself
Principal Celestia: Wait That Means There's More Like 1961 Principal Celestia 
1984 Vice Principal Luna: Yeah You Would Probably Obviously Get It By Now
Vice Principal Luna: So Basically Distortedd Made Us Distorted To Create An Cycloptic Army Why Didn't Any Of You Inform Us
1991 Principal Celestia: Well We Told You That This Would Happen 
Jonathan: Sheesh This Might Be One Of The Biggest Plot Twists I've Seen 
Distort3dd2: You Can Say That Again Jonathan 
Jonathan: Wait How Did You Get Here And More Importantly Why Are You Even Here
Distort3dd2: Well 
Distortedd: Well Actually I Was Attacked By Myself Who Was An Cyclops 
Jonathan: Wait What The Heck? You Look Normal Though 
Distortedd: Heehee I Do 
Jonathan: Wait I'm Getting An Emergency Phone Call Let Me Step Outside For An Moment 
*Outside* 
Jonathan: *Answers The Phone It's Jonathan Speaking May I Ask Who's Calling Me? 
Pink Spore Allison: Oh Good You Responded To My Call The Spore Invasion Is Currently Ongoing 
Jonathan: WHAT!?!? I Must've Been Out Of The Loop 
Pink Spore Allison: Shocking Isn't It? *Giggles* Hey Why Don't You Come On Down To Our Base We Can Discuss More 
Jonathan: Fine By Me 
*Inside The Spore Headquarters* 
Jonathan: Man I Still Can't Believe The Spore Invasion Is Happening 
Pink Spore Allison: I Know! This Is Worse Than We Had Anticipated Apparently We're Receiving Intel From Our Sources That Over 950,000,000 People Were Taken Over By The Spores 
Jonathan: Okay That's Pretty Effed Up There 
Yellow Spore Chloe: Oh Yeah Trust Me I've Seen This Happen A Lot It's Kind Of Shocking Really Ironically With You We Gave You Nutrients 
*Numerous Girls Barge In In An Panic* 
1984 Principal Celestia: Spores We've Been Hit Too 
1991 Principal Celestia: We Managed To Get Ourselves To Safe The Others Weren't So Fortunate 
Pink Spore Allison: Oh My God This Is Terrible Hmm I Know I Could Use You Girls As Permanent Members 
1990 Principal Celestia: Hooray! I Think This Can Work Beautifully 
Jonathan: Amen To That Haha 
*The Door Began To Open* 
Jonathan: Oh Hell No They Found Us Imma Whack Their Asses With My Bat 
Pink Spore Allison: Calm Down Jonathan Heehee Those Aren't The Spores 
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah It's Just Us It'd Be Hilarious If You Accidentally Nailed Us With Your Bat And Principal Celestia Laughs At You 
Jonathan: Whew I Thought I Was Screwed I Didn't Want To Die Again 
Sci-Twi Twilight Sparkle: Boy Howdy We've Been Keeping Tabs On The Spore Invasion I'd Say That Half Of The Population Is Gone 
Jonathan: Damn Okay Seriously How Exactly Do We Actually Solve This Crisis
Pink Spore Allison: That's Actually An Good Question Jonathan Luckily I Came Up With The Best Efficient Solution
Jonathan: To Be Frankly Honest I'd Rather Commit Mass Genocide Of The Spores And Be Done With It
Pink Spore Allison: Oh Wow That's Extreme Violence There I Think That Unfortunately Has An Bad Outcome We All End Up Being Taken Over In The End By The Spores And You End Up Getting Eviscerated Into Nothingness By Them 
Jonathan: Nah That Won't Happen Since They'd Be Dead Anyways
Pink Spore Allison: That's Actually True Heehee Although I Think That's Too Extreme My Plan Is More Efficient And Effective
Jonathan: True Alrighty Then Let's Hear Your Plan
Pink Spore Allison: We'll Attack As An Army
*Hours Later During The Battle*
Jonathan: Uh Oh Those Spores Got To The Others
1984 Principal Celestia: WHAT!!!!?
== Chapter 2: Spore Takeover ==
*Back At The Scene*
Jonathan: Well That's Just Great Not Exactly What I Had In Mind
Pink Spore Allison: Yeah It's Pretty Terrifying Isn't It?
Jonathan: If Anything This Made Me Shocked
Purple Spore Jade: I Concur 
*Various Screams Are Heard*
Jonathan: You've Got To Be Kidding Me?
1984 Principal Celestia: H-Help Me I've Been Covered By An Spore 
Jonathan: Sweet Jesus This Is Worse Than I Thought
Green Spore Rose: I Concur And To Think We Came That Close To Being Part Of Those Mindless Maniacs That Obviously Cannot Think For Themselves Like We Can To Be Frankly Honest I Would Be Against Bat Based Spore Violence But Those Peons Deserve It After All The Destruction They Caused It's Fitting That Their Flesh Gets Smacked On Your Bat Jonathan 
Jonathan: True That Those Things Look Disturbing Looks Like Using Violence Isn't The Option Here For You Girls But For Me It Is In This Case We'd Have To Zap Them
Pink Spore Allison: Zap Them? Ooh I Know Exactly What You Mean You Could Probably Whack Some Of Them With Your Bat
Jonathan: Looks Like I'll Get To Use My Trusty Louisville Slugger Bat It's Murdering Season On Those Freaks
*CRACK!*
*Meanwhile With The Hyperdimension Neptunia Forces In Their Cruiser*
Green Heart Vert: Wait I'm Getting An Video Message
*Jonathan's Face Pops Up On Screen*
Purple Heart Neptune: Oh My Goodness Jonathan Is Everything Okay?
Jonathan: Obviously From The Looks Of Things No It's Not I Need You To Pick Us Up Our Only Option Would Be To Use Your Cruiser's Super Mega Atomic Bomb Cannon
Green Heart Vert: Oh Yeah We Actually Have That Funny You Say That Because We Were Considering Using It Just For This Particular Situation Hold On We're On Our Way 
Jonathan: Thanks I Owe You One
*The Video Feed Cuts Off*
Green Heart Vert: This Is Serious Girls
Chika Hakozaki: Yeah I Can Tell Something Wasn't Right
Histoire: To Make Matters Worse I Think Everyone Was Turned Into Super Spores
*The Cruiser Lands On Petco Park's Soil As The Door Opens*
Histoire: Jonathan Quick! Get In 
*Jonathan And The Female Spores Get Inside The Cruiser As The Door Closes*
*Inside The Cruiser*
Jonathan: Thank God You Saved Us
Pink Spore Allison: Oh This Must Be The Hyperdimension Neptunia Galaxy Federation Intergalactic Space Agency Known As HNGFISA 
Green Heart Vert: Yep! Here's The Shocking Truth You Lovely Female Spores Were Created By Us To Help Us In Our Fight Against The Spores
Purple Spore Jade: Oh That Makes Sense So Basically We're The Commanders In Chief
Jonathan: Essentially Yes You Girls Are That
*BANG BANG BANG!*
Jonathan: What The Heck?
Pink Spore Allison: It's Those Blasted Spores Fire That Super Mega Atomic Bomb Cannon!
Green Heart Vert: Right! *Presses Button*
*The Roof Of The Cruiser Protrudes An Large Cannon Charging Up An Large Bright Orange Energy Beam*
White Heart Rom: I'll Fire It Now *Presses The Fire Button*
*The Large Bright Orange Energy Beam Is Fired Hitting The Super Spores With An BOOOOOOOOOM Sound As The Super Spores Screeched In Pure Agony As Every Super Spore Was Violently Evaporated By The Beam As The Cannon Goes Back Into The Roof*
Jonathan: I Really Didn't Want It To End This Way But It Had To Be Done
*They Reach The Healing Chambers Room Of The Cruiser*
Principal Celestia: *Slowly Awakens* Wait Where Exactly Are We?
Jonathan: Let's Just Say That I Had The Girls Save You All From The Spores
Principal Celestia: That's Great And All But Can We Get Out Of This Thing
Jonathan: Okay Then *Presses Button*
*The Girls Exit Out Of The Healing Chamber*
Vice Principal Luna: Wait Where Are The Others 
Principal Celestia: Well You See They Were Taken Over By The Spores Becoming Those Hideous Looking Super Spores Which Led To The Cannon Being Used And Wiped All Of Them Out
Vice Principal Luna: That Is A Bit Extreme But Understandable Why It Had To Be Like That 
Princess Celestia: At Least We're Safe But The Others Weren't So Lucky 
Jonathan: Wait I Sense An Spore Betrayal Coming It Is Imminent 
== Chapter 3: An New Dilemma ==
*Inside The Hyperdimension Neptunia Galaxy Intergalactic Federation Space Agency Cruiser*
Jonathan: I'm Not So Sure Having These Spores Here Is An Good Idea 
Green Heart Vert: What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen? 
Jonathan: Well I Don't Know THEY CAN POTENTIALLY KILL US ALL!!!! 
White Heart Blanc: I Have To Agree With Jonathan On This One We Need To Get Rid Of Them Permanently Because They're Starting To Rebel Against Us 
*Hours Later* 
Black Heart Noire: That Was Intense But We Killed Them Oh Great Now We Got The Cycloptic To Deal With 
Jonathan: Not Those Freaks Again? 
1961 Principal Celestia: We Meet Again Stranger 
Distortedd: Oh Hell Naw I'm Taking You Freaks Out