Sock Party

Sock Party is the thirty-eighth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on March 27, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(The citizens of Fanonland are relaxing, when Cici coughs)
Rocky: Are you sick?
Cici: No, why?
Rocky: You know the purple plague is going around right now. If you’re sick, you need to be isolated from society.
Cici: No way, dude. I’m healthy.
(Suddenly, the gate to Fanonland opens)
Cici: Who be there?
???: Me.
Rocky: We have no idea who “Me” is.
???: Uhh… my name is Jake.
Rocky: The dog?
???: (facepalms) Just let me enter before I go insane.
Cici: Okay then.
(The unknown person enters Fanonland)
Rocky: Say, where are you from?
???: My mother. Why do you ask?
Rocky: Okay, smartass. Why are you here?
???: Because… well uh… I honestly don’t know.
Rocky: … I don’t know, either. Fair point.
(Suddenly, the gate opens again)
Cici: Not another one. Is this another raid or something?
Rocky: So far I don’t think it is.
(The unknown person walks in without any hesitation)
Cici: Hey, who the hell are you?
(The person says absolutely nothing while walking over to Crazy’s house, crayon in hand)
Cici: Hey, are you even listening to me?
(He isn’t)
Para: (wakes up) Ugh, what time is it?
Rocky: Suspicious o’ clock.
Para: Great, so I missed everything again.
Cici: You sure did. Two people just came in here for some reason. One didn’t say anything at all and the other’s name is Jake.
Para: That sounds extremely sus.
Cici: No one says that anymore.
Para: I know.
Rocky: We should probably investigate.
(It is revealed to the audience who the unknown people are: a NotJoe and Sergitomonito)
NotJoe: (to himself) Aw shit. Here we go again.
Cici: Hey Jake, or so you say, have you ever heard of NotJoe and/or Sergitomonito?
NotJoe: No?
Cici: Good.
Rocky: Cici, that’s not good enough. Force the answer out of him.
NotJoe: What?
(Cici starts choking NotJoe like Homer chokes Bart)
Cici: Who are you? Who (slaps him) are (slaps him again) you?!
NotJoe: Mmm, FINE! I’m NotJoe!
Cici: I KNEW IT! HAHAAAHAAA- (passes out)
NotJoe: Uh, is this normal?
Rocky: …..no.
NotJoe: Let’s get him to a hospital.
Rocky: Not before kicking your bitch ass out first.
NotJoe: Aww…
(Sergito is seen running away from the scene, and is seen by Para)
Para: He’s over there!
Rocky: Who?
Para: Sergito!
Rocky: (looks around) Where?
Para: You idiot, he got away!
(Sergito hides behind Crazy’s building and sighs in relief. That is, until the building topples over him)
Sergito: OW!
Rocky: Who the fuck was that?
Para: I’m guessing Sergito? I dunno, he doesn’t usually talk.
(Sergito is seen struggling to get off the building that fell onto him)
Rocky: A little help there?
(Sergito makes a pouty face as he is helped up and kicked out of Fanonland)
Para: Another job well done. Well, time to go back to my hole.
Cici: I love being antisocial.
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