Explorer

Oh my gosh! Look at this guy right over here! He really looks weird! Why does he have such weird lines outside his eyes?! I've never seen anything like them at all! They're so awful! I can't bare to look at them! And why doesn't he cut his mustache?! If he doesn't, it'll grow long and soon, there will be a long strand of hair and he could get lost! Oh no, did I ever mention getting lost?! It happens!
And what is that weird monocle doing on his left eye?! Did he lost it in a fight?! Oh no, I hope that's not what happened! Poor guy! And what is that weird bottle doing near his chest?! Is it some kind of paste that he uses to mutate himself and take over the world?! Oh wait no, that's sun tan lotion! He uses it when the sun is really hot, and so hot that he might melt in the sun, never to be seen again! Oh my gosh!
And lastly, I don't get those openings on his legwear, because he is showing off his legs and he could get thousands of deadly mosquito bites, and so much that he will get eaten by one of those! He'll just become ashes onto the ground! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!!!
So, was that a little too much? Yeah, I thought so.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 2 Minifigures