It's Funny 'til Someone Loses an Eye

It's Funny 'til Someone Loses an Eye is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Oog the Caveman wants to go horseback riding, but all he has is a pre-historic "dawn horse." If he wants to ride a modern horse, he will have to wait until it evolves into what?
===Question Reading===
"Oog the Caveman wants to go horseback riding, but all he's got is a pre-historic 'dawn horse.' If he wants to ride a modern horse, he'll have to wait until it evolves into what?"
===Choices===
1. Equus
2. Horsiesaurus Rex
3. Eohippus
4. Paleohippus
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Equus. The genus of the modern horse."
2. "Horsiesaurus Rex? Now c'mon, you're just checkin' to see what I'm gonna say."
3. [donkey braying]
4. "Uhh, Paleo-wrongus."
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