Small Insignificant Stuff That No One Notices

Written by a very angry grammatician and a rather confuzzled procrastinator.
== Geography Goes Out the Window ==
Colorchanger: So, quick question, how are deserts formed? I'm not sure, but I do know that they definitely don't just spring up right next to tundras for no reason. No mountains, no differing altitudes, no nothing. You just fly and suddenly it gets colder. It makes NO SENSE. Also, the Claws of the Clouds Mountains are super high up, and it isn't cold there, so the reason can't be altitude anyway. It's like some author didn't know where to put the tundra, and just put it next to the desert without thinking about it. Oh wait...
Siren: Exactly! It doesn't take too much effort to figure out a little bit of geography, just enough to make the map make sense. But noooooo Tui doesn't care about little things like logic! It's very annoying. Like, why are BOTH of the continents shaped like dragons? Seriously, what are the odds? It's not statistically possible!
Colorchanger: Agreed! The dragon thing makes no sense. Why is it shaped like a dragon? Because Tui thought it would look cool. But... it DOESN'T. MAKE. SENSE. Also, why is the rainforest like the only place on Pyyrhia where there are trees? No ordinary forests, just desert and mountains. Except that one scavenger village, which just hammers home how weird it is that there are no forests in this place.
Siren: . . .actually, I hadn't noticed that. But it's true! Forests are just plot devices now, apparently. To provide a nice background for the characters to save the day.
Colorchanger: What about Pantala? Pantala's got some weird stuff going on too. Like, how did n new trees ever grow? Where did all those grasses in the savanna come from? Grasses don't just appear once forests are cut down. It doesn't work that way. Also also, why did the plants in the Poison Jungle never spread beyond the river. Plants want to spread. It's literally what they do.
Siren: Yeah! And also, how long are the webs? It doesn't seem possible for even all the SilkWings in Pantala to be able to spin enough silk to, when added up, stretch across the length of the entire continent, and still be super thick with lots of layers.
Colorchanger: Why did the HiveWings even want the webs? Why not make the SilkWings depended on you to be able to get around? No HiveWings ever come onto the webs, so SilkWings could sneak away super easily. Also why are the islands from Pyrrhia to Pantala in a straight line so that a dragon can just barely make it across all of them without getting too exhausted. They are arranged weirdly perfectly. 
Siren: The answer is plot! Or Clearsight magically moved several islands. Whichever. 
== The Secret Conspiracy of Lazy Authors ==
Siren: Okay, let's move onto something else: Have you ever noticed how close totally different tribes' scales are to each other? Seriously, look at it. Get really close to a Joy Ang reference while you're trying to draw a detailed NightWing-RainWing hybrid, and you'll notice that the scales kind of look the same. Colorchanger, did you notice that?
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