Indiana Jones vs Nathan Drake

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Indiana Jones vs Nathan Drake is the thirteenth battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twenty-eighth battle overall
== Battle Information ==
B-Lo Lorbes as Nathan Drake
Pool as Indiana Jones
AccordionChick as Lara Croft
Beat by Ear2ThaBeat
Released on March 11, 2014
== Lyrics ==
Drake:First of all, Indiana? You’re more like New Jersey!No doubt when this blows over you’ll be begging for mercy!Let me run something by you with my parkour styleBoys following you on your trips? I knew you were a pedophile!I’m your worst fear buddy, call me a frickin’ King CobraJones is getting old, how ‘bout you adventure into yoga?Don’t tell me you’re still wondering who is the one greaterYou knocked up a bitch and found out 3 movies later!
Indy:Messing with the best, are we? I’m getting annoyedGet ready to feel the wrath of Indiana Jones, boy!With a whip, pistol, fedora, and an archaeologist’s mindYou’ll be buried six feet under as I best you with rhymeI’m a fiery motherfucker so watch me melting your faceYou’re not smart, you’re not funny, let me put you in your placeThinking that you could fight me when you couldn’t beat Sly Cooper?If you ask me, bitch, you’ve got the aim of a stormtrooper!
Drake:You are slow, old-timer, you nearly got battered by a boulder!And you are worse at finding things than Dora the Explorer!Don’t like people talking back to you? Well, I’ve got some remarks!I’ll get my hands on Ravenwood and then I’ll raid her Lost Ark!
Indy:You’ll be hunted down and trapped in a lyrical Temple of DoomI’m a movie commercial because my victory’s coming soonJock and I have a flight to destiny where you’ll cower in frightAs you’re mowed down by machine gun, right in plane sight
Drake:I’m the man, Indiana, bitch, you need to learn some mannersWith this plan of action I can show you I’m the one true better rapperAnd Solo I’ll finish you with my deceptive bag of tricksGo back to Legoland, will you? I preferred you as bricks.
Indy:We should rename this battle, we can call it Drake’s MisfortuneI’ll give a portion of distortion to this unimportant orphanIt’s unfortunate you’re ordinary and can’t be blown out of proportionsCall me Mjolnir because I’ll crush you and Clarent because I’m scorching!
Lara:I won’t be calling you either, but I’ll be owning you againLara Croft, motherfuckers, showing you a last revelationGo to Hell Dorado, Nate, wouldn’t that be sublimeand Jones you're the one who’s getting whipped this timeDon’t you even think of going on for a fourth verse after thisBecause you tried with Crystal Skull but you really fucked up shitWelcome to a land: among bitches, where this is your Last CrusadeBecause when you’re dead and buried then your tombs I shall raid
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Five