Treehouse of Horror XXI/Quotes

:Homer: (screaming) Beneath this smile, I am in awful, awful pain!
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:Professor Frink: Welcome, precious primetime viewers, valued Internet downloaders and scary digital pirates! If you want to shield your little darlings from our stomach-churning holiday special, simply hit fast forward on your DVR remote... Oh! I went too far! Spoiled the whole show for everybody. I don't deserve to wield the remote. (shuddering while he fast forwards himself) Oh, I'm getting old and gray... I'm dead. (disintegrates, Frankenstein's monster picks up the remote control)
:Frankenstein: Monster go watch The Office. Dunder-Mifflin just like monster's workplace.
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:Bart: So which of these "board lames" should we play? Taffy Land?
:Milhouse: Drops and Risers?
:Bart: Consternation?
:Milhouse: Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos?
:Bart: Mouse Catch?
:Milhouse: Battleboat?
:Bart: Funopoly?
:Milhouse: Crate of Apes?
:Bart: Yahtzu?
:Milhouse: Tiddlywonks?
:Bart: Hey, I've never seen this one before.
:Milhouse: Satan's Path?
:Bart: Hey, it's got to be good if Satan put his name on it. Here, I'll be the demon, you'll be the thimble.
:Milhouse: Oh, I'm always the thimble.
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:Lou: I don't like the looks of that knight, Chief.
:Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, we're safe. He's 2 steps away, and 1 to the right. (The Knight lands on Chief Wiggum, groaning) For me it's game, set... and match.
:Lou: I think you mean "check & mate".
:Chief Wiggum: Just got crushed by a giant horse, Lou. You want to cut me a break?
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:Bart: Come on, man, climb up!
:Milhouse: No! I might sink the letter. And "Q" is just too valuable.
:Bart: (points to another floating letter button, which appears to be blank) that blank could be any letter we want.
:Milhouse: Maybe I'm just tired of living. (lets go and sinks, three letters which form "R.I.P." gather)
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:Smithers, Moe, Disco Stu, Sideshow Mel, and Apu: Yahtzu!
:Smithers: Uh, here we go, back in the cup.
:Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
:Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up!
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:Homer: Why do piemakers get all the girls?
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:Lisa: Edmund's almost here, so please - nobody be themselves.
:Homer: I know, I know. Don't serve garlic, don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.
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:Count Dracula: Green. Green. Green. Boom. Green. Yes. Boom. Green. Good. Boom.
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:Count von Count: One kisses, ha ha ha, Two kisses, ha ha ha, Three kisses.
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:Dracula: I am Dracula, not Hulk.
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