SpongeBob Meets a Hooker

SpongeBob Meets a Hooker is a episode of SpongeBob SquarePants v2.0.
== Transcript ==
(SpongeBob is walking in a dark alley, looking for his date)
SpongeBob: I could've sworn I would meet my date in this dark alley.
(A prostitute shows up)
Prostitute: Hi there, sugar.
SpongeBob: Ooh, are you my date?
Prostitute: Um, yeah, whatever. Look, do you have any dough?
SpongeBob: I have cookie dough in my pocket. You want some?
Prostitute: No, I meant do you have bills?
SpongeBob: Hmm, lemme see…
SpongeBob: Here's an electric bill. I was overdue 12 months.
Prostitute: No, dumbass, I actually meant do you got any notes?
(SpongeBob sings)
SpongeBob: Yeah, but I can only sing as high as F#.
Prostitute: Well here's an F for ya, it means fuck you because you don't pay upfront.
SpongeBob: What's upfront?
Prostitute: Oh, let's just fuck.
(SpongeBob and the prostitute start having sex in a dusty hotel room)
(The next day)
Pimp: Bitch, where's my money?
Prostitute: The yellow freak won't stop being stupid, so I let his ass go scott free.
Pimp: What?! You fucked without goddamn dough, bitch?! Imma beat yo ass, ho.
(The pimp whips the prostitute with his belt and the prostitute ends up in a bloody puddle.)
Pimp: That’ll teach ya not to fuck without gettin' my money you stupid fuckin’ bitch.
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