Campout Special (Avenue Q)/Transcript

(The special starts on an early morning on Avenue Q. Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie are sleeping in their bedroom. Almo wakes up.)
Almo: (Yawns) It's morning time! Wait a second! That means.... Today is the big camping trip! Woo hoo! yeah!
(Ginger wakes up)
Ginger: Uh, Almo, will you please be quiet?
Almo: We're all going camping! Yay!
(Kieran wakes up)
Kieran: (Groans) Oh, my god, Almo! You're being too loud!
Almo: (Screams in excitement) Wake up, everybody! We're going camping!
(Lizzie wakes up)
Lizzie: Almo, I'm trying to sleep!
Almo: But, Lizzie, Almo is so excited, because today, we're all going camping!
Lizzie: (realizes, now fully awake) Oh, yeah! The big camping trip is today!
(Princeton and Kate Monster enter the bedroom.)
Almo: Oh! Good morning, mom! Good morning, dad!
Kate Monster: Good morning, Almo!
Ginger: Mom! Dad! Guess what today is?
Princeton: (in an "as if I didn't know" tone) Uh, the big camping trip?
Ginger: That's right!
Kate Monster: We heard you guys talking about it when we woke up.
Princeton: Yeah! And all our friends will be joining us!
Kate Monster: We're all gonna go hiking in the woods, visit the petting zoo, compete in the races, play by the seaside, do some square dancing, put on a talent show and do some marshmallow roasting around the campfire and sleep under the stars!
Lizzie: Sounds like fun!
Kieran: This is so exciting!
Almo: Almo's so excited!
Ginger: Me too!
Princeton: Well, then, what are we waiting for? Let's get packing and meet all our friends at the bus stop!
All: (Cheering)
(Princeton, Kate Monster, Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie begin to pack up their things for the big camping trip.)
ALL:
The more we get together, together, together
The more we get together, the happier we'll be
(As they sang, Almo, Ginger, Lizzie and Kieran packed their flashlights, extra batteries and sleeping bags.)
'Cause your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends
The more we get together, the happier we'll be
Kate Monster: We got the food, first aid kit, and tent packed!
Princeton: And the compass, map, GPS device, some water bottles and some extra clothes, too! (calling out) Have you packed what you needed for the trip, kids?
Almo, Ginger, Lizzie and Kieran: (in unison) Yes, Dad!
Trumplet: Hey! Wait for me! I wanna go camping, too!
Almo: Come on, Trumplet! Let's go!
Kieran: Yeah, hop into Almo's pack!
Trumplet: Oh boy! (Then he jumps off and gets with Almo)
Kate Monster: Morning, Trumplet! Nice of you to join us!
Trumplet: Hello, Princeton and Kate! I've been waiting a long time for this!
Princeton: We all have!
(Just then, Mambo ran up to the group, barking.)
Almo: Mambo! (as he pets him) Awwww!
Ginger: Hi, little Mambo puppykins!
Kieran: Hey, Mambo, ya wanna go to camp with us?
(Mambo barked eagerly in reply, wagging his tail.)
Kate Monster: That's a very good idea!
Princeton: Yes, it is! But on one condition: Be sure to keep him with you at all times.
Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie: Yes, Daddy!
Princeton: And now, off we go!
(Then the group headed out the door.)
ALL:
The more we play together, together, together
(As they sang, Nicky put his Rubber Duckie in his pack at the same time Rod packed his toothbrush in his own.)
The more we play together, the happier we'll be
(Ricky came up with a bag full of emergency supplies and placed it near Nicky and Rod's packs, and the three gave each other a high five.)
'Cause your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends
(Stephanie, in the same scouting gear she wore in "Lazy Scouts" from "LazyTown", put on her pack while Bean puts on her own scouting hat. At the same time, the following walked up to them, all ready to go: Joan, Angelita, Eric, Henry, Parker, Torrie, Stanley, Sunspot, Budfire, Fuzzle, Easy, Russell, Cody, Franco, Alys, Twinken, Green Gene, Big Blu, Mustard and Patrick Monster.)
The more we play together, the happier we'll be
(Sportacus got his camping gear ready with Shiloh at his side.)
Sportacus: Ready, Shiloh?
Shiloh: Ready, Sportacus! Can't wait to go with Stephanie!
(Then the two jumped off the blimp to head to Avenue Q.)
ALL:
The more we dance together, together, together
(As the song continues, Verne is shown packing a book while Scotty is shown packing his teddy bear. Trekkie Monster is shown packing a magazine that he found and Lucy and Julian are packing some batteries. Brenda is packing a GPS tracker and Cookie Marshal, Dorito Monster and Pot Cookie Monster are packing a bag full of cookies, Doritos and pot cookies. Trevor, Muckaela and Dusty are packing some old newspapers and their pet worms Snugly and Squishy.)
The more we dance together, the happier we'll be
'Cause your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends
(The following, already geared up and packed for camp, are seen marching down the street in rhythm: The Puzzle Place kids, the Crank Yankers, Allegra, Lindi, Rondo, Riff, Poco, Mr. Cook, Reed, Gabi, Miles, Celina, Araby Abaya, Cory Crow, Andreas Kokkino, Juliet Greenberg, Rosie O'Donnell, the Ghostwriter Team, Vincent Potter, Peggy Fawn, Excalibird, Bailey Bird, Barnaby, Tilly, Bubbasaur, Lil' Kip, Jenny, Widgit, Brontosaur, the Reppies, Eureeka, Magellan, Batley, Bogge, Quagmire, Mr. Knack, Sir Klank, Kate Mouse, Emma, Stellaluna, Basalt, Belinda, the Lions, Kino, Billy Peltzer, Kate Beringer, Gizmo, Stacey Weingarten, Rue, Artemis, Apollo, Squish, Alex Mack, Ray, Annie, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Sam the Mini Yeti, Justine, David Red and Keenu the Woolly Lemur.)
The more we dance together, the happier we'll be
(At the Caroll Spinney Memorial Aviary, Professor Wally Zutman, Harriet Dinseldorf and the WING Radio Birds were also ready to go camping.)
Wally Zutman: Ready to go, Harriet?
Harriet Dinseldorf: Ready as I'll ever be, Wally.
Wally Zutman: You birds ready, too?
Luckl-Duckl Bird: All ready, Wally!
Wally Zutman: Then let's all go camping!
WING Radio Birds: (in unison) Yeah!!!
(At the bus stop, Princeton, Kate Monster, Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie and Mambo along with the others who packed in the earlier montages arrived and saw the following as they all sang: Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Shane DeTorre, P.J. Johnson, Kelly Chan, Tiffany Bailey, Julie Ann Gourson, Tina Marie Espinoza, Kristy Lynn Espinoza, Bre Seltzer, Andrea Schuette, Hillary Hollingsworth, Katie Polk, Ricky Recycle Bin, Sherman the Frog, Spamela Hamderson, Dr. Hiccup, Meeper, Hopper, Marlon Monster, Ted, Polly, Max, Kanga Roddy, Tackle Bear, Bantu, Cimbop, Kimbop, Dorsel, Tank, Bubbles, Leonard, the Mongrels, Adrienne Delaney, Heath Dawson, LeVar Burton, Gloria Pepitone, Johnny 5, Red Guy, Green Duck Guy, Yellow Guy, Blue Guy, Red Duck Guy, Green Guy, the Cuddletubbies, Toxie, Sarah, Toxie Jr., Seymour Krelborn, Audrey, Phil Phillips, Connie Edwards, Zaphiel, Lyle, Goofer, Roxy, Clarence, Chauncey, Sthugar, Wordsworth, Dave Chapelle, Bobble, Dangle, Zeek, Molly, Mike, Tuk, Barb, Mr. T, Rocky Horror, Greg the Bunny, Warren DeMontague, Count Blah, Tardy Turtle and Brad Paisley.)
ALL:
The more we get together, together, together
The more we get together, the happier we'll be
(As they sang, once they all got together, Stephanie hugged Shiloh at the same time Bean pet Mambo, Stellaluna hugged Pip, Flitter and Flap, Kanga Roddy did a fist bump with Excalibird, Princeton and Kate's kids hugged Shane, Matilda and Olive, and Alys and Eureeka hugged each other.)
'Cause your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends
The more we get together, the happier we'll be
The more we get together, the happier we'll be
The more we get together, the hap-pi-er... we'll... be!
Kate Monster: Oh! Hello, everyone!
All: Hi!
Princeton: Are you all ready for the big camping trip?
All: Yeah!
Allegra: (looks at camera, gasps in delight) Hey, look who's here!
Bubbasaur: Hello there, and welcome to Avenue Q! We're all just about to go camping!
Excalibird: Yeah, and you're invited to join us!
Brendar the Barbarian: (off-screen) So then I said "Marshmallows? Those things can be real hot for dragons!"
(Everyone turns around to see Brendar the Barbarian, Evan the Troll, Stacy, Horus the Great and Axe arriving at the bus stop already packed and geared up for the big camping trip with Evan bringing his lute.)
Evan, Stacy, Horus and Axe: (Laughing)
Stacy: Classic!
Horus the Great: Oh, sorry we're late, everyone. Our fault.
Evan the Troll: We accidentally slept in until I got up and realized today we're all going camping.
Princeton: Glad you can come, guys!
Ginger: Hey, I was wondering, what did you all bring for our trip?
Evan the Troll: Well, I brought my trusty lute for singing songs around the campfire!
Stephanie: I brought some snacks in case any one of us gets hungry!
Bogge: Speaking of snacks...
Quagmire: Guess what we brought?
Both: Peanut butter sandwiches! Ta-da!
Kate Monster: Uh, I don't think we'll be eating these during the campfire.
Bogge and Quagmire: Awwwww.
Quagmire: But can we eat these later?
Princeton: Uh, okay.
Adrienne Delaney: In fact, you can have them for lunch!
Bogge and Quagmire: (As they give each other a high five) Yeah! 
(The Bad Idea Bears pop up.)
The Bad Idea Bears: Hey, guys!
Fuzzie Bear: What are you all doing?
Kate Monster: Well, we're all going camping and we brought a whole lot of stuff.
Annie Bear: Oh! That sounds like fun!
Fizzie Bear: (sees the GPS device that Kieran has) What's that you got there?
Kieran: Oh! You mean this? This is a GPS device. I'm using that in case we go hiking.
Fizzie Bear: Eh, looks like garbage to me. Throw it, Fuzzie!
(Fuzzie Bear throws the GPS device away as a crash is heard from off-screen.)
Kieran: (Shocked) Hey! How could you? (Gets angry) YOU BEARS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!
The Bad Idea Bears: Yay! (Laughs)
Manny Bear: Can we all come camping with you guys?
Avenue Q cast: NO!!!!!!!!
(The Bad Idea Bears get sad)
Fuzzie Bear: We're sad now.
Annie Bear: Come on, guys.
(The Bad Idea Bears walk away crying)
Ginger: Looks like these bears need to be taught a lesson.
Kieran: That's right.
Brad Paisley: Hey there, y'all!
(The Avenue Q Gang all turn and saw Brad Paisley)
Phil Phillips: Oh, my god! It's Brad Paisley!
Brad Paisley: Yes, I am!
Almo: Mr. Paisley, what are you doing here?
Brad Paisley: Well, Almo, Since I heard you and your friends are going camping, I thought I might drop by and sing a little song for ya.
Princeton: That would sound great!
Kate Monster: We would love to hear you sing!
Brad Paisley: Okay!
Sherman the Frog: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Brad Paisley! (Flails his arms) Yayyyyyy!
(Brad Paisley plays his guitar)
BRAD PAISLEY:
Hey, old pal
How've you been doing?
I'm really not fooling, I'm so glad to see you!
SHERMAN THE FROG:
Hey, old pal
My life's been kinda crazy
I'm ready to be lazy
Hangin' around with you!
BRAD PAISLEY:
Well, even in the very, very worst of times
There's one thing that I know
The way to guarantee
A little peace of mind
Is a walk in the woods
A friend by your side
BOTH:
And here we go!
NICKY:
Hey, old pal
It's great to be there with you
ROD:
The thing I'd like to give you is a real good time
BRAD PAISLEY:
Hey, old pal
I really can't believe it
SHERMAN THE FROG:
But now that you can see it 
KANGA RODDY:
It looks just fine
ALL:
What a chance to play and sing
And have some fun
The day should never end
KIERAN:
This will be a very awesome campout 
KATE MONSTER:
With you and me
BRAD PAISLEY:
And all we can see
PRINCETON AND KATE MONSTER:
And all of our friends!
ALL:
Hey, old pal
We must be daydreamin'
At least the things we're seein'
Are a dream come true
LUCKL-DUCKL BIRD:
Hey there, gang
It's great to be together
It just keeps gettin' better
I can promise you
ALL:
This is going to be
The very best of times
No more hustling and bustling
SHERMAN THE FROG:
No more telephone lines
ALL:
The bus is here
Let's grab all our gear
And off we go!
Almo: Yay!
Princeton: Alright! Here we go!
Brad Paisley: I'll come along with you. After all, I'm camping, too!
Sherman the Frog: Glad to have you along, Brad!
(The Avenue Q Gang, now including Brad Paisley, all get on the bus as they talked simultaneously.)
Kate Monster: Alright, everybody have what they need?
All: Check!
Princeton: Alright then, we're all set!
(The bus heads off.)
All: (simultaneously) Yeah! Woo hoo!
(A few moments later, the bus is about to arrive at the campgrounds and as the Avenue Q Gang begin to sing.)
ALL:
We'll be comin' 'round the mountain when we come
We'll be comin' 'round when we come
We'll be comin' round the mountain, we'll be comin' round the mountain
We'll be comin' round the mountain when we come
PRINCETON: (SPOKEN)
How are we gonna get there?
KATE MONSTER: (SPOKEN)
Six white horses!
ALL:
We'll be drivin' six white horses when we come (When we come!)
We'll be drivin' six white horses when we come (When we come!)
We'll be drivin' six white horses, we'll be drivin' six white horses
We'll be drivin' six white horses when we come (When we come!)
(The bus honks as it arrives at the campgrounds.)
Nicky: Hey, everybody! Look's like we're here! Everybody out!
(Everyone cheers and got off the bus)
Joan: Yay! (laughs)
Princeton: Okay, campers, grab your gear!
Avenue Q Gang: Grab your gear!
Kate Monster: Everybody ready? Get in line!
Avenue Q Gang: Get in line!
Nicky: Gosh, I love to go out camping through the woods we're going tramping (notices everyone is gone) Hey, where you all going?
Avenue Q Gang: Here we go!
Rondo: Hey! Come on, Nicky!
Nicky: Woah!
ALL:
Oh, they'll all come out to greet us when we come (When we come!)
Oh, they'll all come out to greet us when we come (When we come!)
Oh, they'll all come out to greet us and will be so glad to meet us
Oh, they'll all come out to greet us
(As the Avenue Q Gang head to their camping spot, Nicky tries to catch up with them.)
Nicky: I'm coming! Wait for me!
ALL:
They'll all come out to greet us when we come!
(Everyone arrives at the camping spot and Princeton blows a whistle)
Nicky: Uh, Princeton? There's nothing here. What do we do?
Princeton: Well, all we need are the bare necessities. Come on! I'll show you!
All: Let's go!
(Stephanie, Shiloh, Bean, Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Andreas Kokkino and Juliet Greenberg are in the woods looking for wood for the campfire.)
STEPHANIE, SHILOH, BEAN, OLIVE HOOVER, MATILDA HONEY, ANDREAS KOKKINO AND JULIET GREENBERG:
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife (Stephanie: Come on, guys!)
I mean the bare necessities are Mother Nature's recipes (Bean: Uh-huh! That's two!)
That bring the bare necessities of life (Olive Hoover: One more!) (Shiloh: Yeah!)
(Meanwhile, Princeton, Kate Monster, Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie, Mambo, Araby and Cory are looking for rocks)
GINGER:
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
KIERAN:
I couldn't be fonder of my big home 
FIZZIE BEAR:
The bees are buzzin' in the trees
To make some honey just for me
FUZZIE BEAR:
If you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants and maybe try a few
FIZZIE AND FUZZIE:
(Harmonizing)
PRINCETON, KATE MONSTER, ALMO, GINGER, KIERAN, LIZZIE, ARABY ABAYA, CORY CROW AND THE BAD IDEA BEARS:
The bare necessities of life will come to you!
(Will come to you)
(Fuzzie Bear gets stuck behind a tree and Fizzie Bear laughs)
(At the campgrounds, the rest of the Avenue Q Gang are grabbing their camping supplies as Bubbasaur pitches up a tent and hums along to the tune. Mr. Knack is pulling his cart through the area.)
Mr. Knack: Oh, I cannot wait to do some trading while we're all out camping!
Allegra: Look, everybody!
(Princeton, Kate Monster, Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie, Mambo, Stephanie, Shiloh, Bean, Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Araby Abaya, Cory Crow, Andreas Kokkino and Juliet Greenberg return with the rocks and the wood for the campfire.)
PRINCETON AND KATE MONSTER:
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
STEPHANIE AND SHILOH:
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
CLEO:
The bees are buzzin' in the trees
KIKI FLORES:
To make some honey just for me
AVENUE Q GANG:
The bare necessities of life will come to you!
PRINCETON:
Will come to you!
ALL:
Will come to you!
(Fritz heads into the tent but he deflates it and throws a tantrum and everyone laughs at him.)
(Later, Princeton is looking at some signs that say hiking, bicycling, fishing, canoeing and petting zoo.)
Princeton: Hmm... Oh, hey, Kate! Come look at those signs!
Kate Monster: (Reading the signs) Hiking, bicycling, fishing, canoeing, petting zoo.
(The Avenue Q Gang walk up and saw the signs as well.)
Lizzie: Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!
Torrie: What's with all those signs?
Princeton: Well, Kate and I were about to go for a walk through the woods when we saw these signs.
Belinda: (Sees the petting zoo sign) There's a petting zoo? I can't wait to meet all the cute little animals!
Horus the Great: (Sees the fishing sign) I would like to go fishing!
Stacy: Dad! Remember what happened the other time you went fishing? You zapped a fish?
Horus the Great: Oh, yeah. I still have that photo somewhere.
Nicky: (Sees the hiking sign) Well, I'm in the mood for some hiking.
Rod: Yeah, me too!
Trekkie Monster: Oh, oh! Me want to do some canoeing!
Kate Monster: Then looks like it's settled. Meet us back here!
(The following are riding on bicycles as they sang: Princeton, Kate Monster, Nicky, Rod, Ricky, Verne, Trekkie Monster, Scotty, Lucy, Julian, Sportacus, Easy, Brenda, Cookie Marshal, Dorito Monster, Green Gene, Patrick Monster, Sherman the Frog, Spamela Hamderson, Dr. Hiccup, Meeper, Marlon Monster, Ted, Polly, Max, Pot Cookie Monster, Kanga Roddy, Tackle Bear, Bantu, Cimbop, Kimbop, the Mongrels, Adrienne Delaney, Heath Dawson, LeVar Burton, the Lions, Kino, Alex Mack, Ray, Annie, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Andreas Kokkino, Juliet Greenberg, Celina, Gabi, Miles, Rosie O'Donnell, Gloria Pepitone, Red Guy, Green Duck Guy, Yellow Guy, Blue Guy, Red Duck Guy, Green Guy, Mr. Cook, Bogge, Quagmire, Mr. Knack, Sir Klank, Kate Mouse, Emma, the Cuddletubbies, the Crank Yankers, Brendar the Barbarian, Stacy, Horus the Great, Axe, Nick, Sally, Toxie, Sarah, Seymour Krelborn, Audrey, Phil Phillips, Connie Edwards, Zaphiel, Lyle, Goofer, Roxy, Clarence, Chauncey, Sthugar, Wordsworth, Dave Chapelle, Bobble, Dangle, Zeek, Molly, Mike, Tuck, Barb, Mr. T, Rocky Horror, Greg the Bunny, Warren DeMontague, Count Blah and Tardy Turtle.)
NICKY:
Over hill, over dale
We will hit the dusty trail
ALL:
And the caissons go rolling along
NICKY:
In and out, hear them shout
Counter march and right about
ALL:
And the caissons go rolling along
Then it's hi hi hee
NICKY:
Everybody follow me!
Shout out your numbers loud and strong
ALL:
Two, three!
For where e're we go
You will always know that the caissons go rolling along
Over hill, over dale as we hit the dusty trail
And the caissons go rolling along
In and out, hear them shout
Counter march and right about
And the caissons go rolling along
Then it's hi hi hee
NICKY:
Everybody follow me!
ALL:
Shout out your numbers loud and strong
Two, three!
For where e're we go
You will always know that the caissons go rolling along
(Fizzie and Fuzzie Bear turn the right arrow to the left and Nicky crosses it and Fizzie and Fuzzie both laugh and turn it back to the right and took a two-seated bicycle.)
Fizzie and Fuzzie: This way! Come on! (Laughing)
(The Avenue Q Gang follow Fizzie and Fuzzie.)
FIZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
I am Fizzie!
FUZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
I am Fuzzie!
FIZZIE AND FUZZIE:
We will hit the dusty trail
ALL:
And the caissons go rolling along
FIZZIE AND FUZZIE:
Then it's hi hi hee
FUZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
Everybody follow me!
FIZZIE AND FUZZIE:
Shout out your numbers loud and strong
ALL:
Two, three!
For where e're we go
You will always know that the caissons go rolling along!
(Nicky heads back to his group and sees Fizzie and Fuzzie.)
Nicky: Hey! Where've ya been? Come on, everybody! Follow me! (laughs)
(Fizzie and Fuzzie laugh.)
(Meanwhile, Annie and Manny are fishing.)
ANNIE AND MANNY:
Well, I went down a hill about 12 o'clock
Ran right back, I got me a pole
I'm a goin' down to the fishin' hole and you can come fishin' all the time
Have you been a fishin' all the time?
I'm a going fishin' too
Well you bet your life your lovin' wife will catch more fish than you
Any fish bite if you got good bait
Here's a little story I would like to relate
So come on, baby, Come on, gal
I'm a goin' fishin', yes I'm goin' fishin'
And you can come fishin' too!
(Manny uses his fishing rod and waits until a fish caught on the net.)
Manny Bear: Annie! I think I caught something!
Annie Bear: Really?
(Manny pulls the fish out of the water with his fishing rod.)
Both: Yay!
Annie Bear: Come on, Manny! Let's dig in!
(Annie and Manny eat the fish in one bite and both burp.)
ANNIE AND MANNY:
Well I went down the hill about one o'clock
Spied them catfish swimming around
I'm a goin' down to the fishin' hole
And live in the country instead of the town
Have you been a fishin' all the time?
I'm a going fishin' too
Well you bet your life your lovin' wife will catch more fish than you
Any fish bite if you got good bait
Here's a little story I would like to relate
So come on, baby, Come on, gal
I'm a goin' fishin', yes I'm goin' fishin'
And you can come fishin' too!
(Annie and Manny Bear take a picture of themselves with all the fish they caught.)
(Later, the following are at the petting zoo: Stephanie, Shiloh, Bean, Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Araby Abaya, Cory Crow, Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie, Mambo, Joan, Angelita, Eric, Henry, Parker, Torrie, Stanley, Sunspot, Budfire, Fuzzle, Russell, Cody, Franco, Trevor the Grouch, Dusty the Grouch, Snugly, Squishy, Ricky Recycle Bin, Alys, Big Blu, Mustard, Fritz, Gracie, Butler, Excalibird, Bailey Bird, Barnaby, Tilly, Bubbasaur, Lil' Kip, Jenny, Widgit, Brontosaur, the Reppies, Hopper, Luckl-Duckl Bird, Sparra Bird, Ki Ki Kookaburra, Francise Birdling, Speck, Kesmoe Peapod, Bingo Flamingo, Brandon Crow, Cole Winterbain, Alba Winterbain, Pip, Flitter, Flap, Pigeon, Duckling, Stacey Weingarten, Rue, Artemis, Apollo, Squish, Dorsel, Tank, Bubbles, Leonard, the Ghostwriter Team, Billy Peltzer, Kate Beringer, Gizmo, Johnny 5, Evan the Troll, the Puzzle Place kids, Sizzle, Nuzzle, Toxie Jr., Allegra, Rondo, Lindi, Riff, Poco, Eureeka, Magellan, Batley, Stellaluna, Basalt, Belinda, Cooey and Webster.)
ALL:
I went to the animal fair
The birds and the bees were there
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combining his auburn hair
You oughta have seen the monk
He jumped on the elephant's trunk
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And what became of the monk
And what became of the monk
Stephanie: Woah! Look at all the animals!
(As the kids look around, Evan the Troll finds a bunny rabbit.)
Evan the Troll: Aww! You're so cute!
Alys: Look, guys! A bunny rabbit!
Lizzie: Aww! How adorable!
ALL:
Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
EUREEKA: (SPOKEN)
Down came the fairy and she said...
ALL:
Little bunny foo foo, I don't like your attitude
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
EUREEKA: (SPOKEN)
I'll give you three chances and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!
(The kids gasp, but then they all laugh.)
(Joan finds a kitten.)
Joan: Aww! What a cutie! (Hugs the kitten)
Torrie: (as she pets the kitten) That cat looks just like the one in my bedtime storybook.
(Mambo playfully pawed the kitten before nuzzling it affectionately.)
ALL:
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I've been up to London to look at the king
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there?
I frightened the little mouse under his chair
Allegra: (petting a sheep) What a cute little lamb you are!
Almo: Can Almo feed the lamb?
Kieran: Sure! Go ahead!
ALL:
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes, sir yes, sir three bags full
One for the master and one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
(Almo feeds the lamb some food.)
Almo: (laughs) You're so silly!
Leon MacNeal: Hey, guys! Look at the horse!
(The horse whinnies)
Russell: Hello there, Mr. Horse!
ALL:
The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be
The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago
Many long years ago
(Terry hears a rooster crowing)
Terry: Hey! Look, guys! It's a rooster!
Angelita: Hola, Señor Rooster!
ALL:
I had a little rooster by the ole barn gate
And that little rooster was my playmate
And that little rooster said “Cock a doodle doo”
Dee doodle-dee, doodle-dee, doodle-dee-doo
(The kids are later on a ferry boat with Lizzie holding Mambo.)
ALL:
I love to go a-wandering along the mountain track
And as I go, I love to sing my knapsack on my back
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Val-de-ri, val-da-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
My knapsack on my back
I love to wander by the stream that dances in the sun
So joyously it calls to me come join my happy song
Val-de-ri, val de-ra
Val-de-ri, val-da-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Come join my happy song
Shiloh: Hey, Stephanie! Look at the turtle!
Stephanie: Oh, my!
ALL:
I wave my hat to all I meet and they wave back to me
And blackbirds call so loud and sweet from every greenwood tree
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
From every Greenwood tree
High overhead, the skylarks wing they never rest at home
But just like me they love to sing as o'er the world we roam 
Oh, may I go a-wandering until the day I die
Oh, may I always laugh and sing beneath the clear blue sky
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Beneath the clear blue sky
Batly: (Looking terrified as he sees a snake) Um, hi, Mr. Snake. (laughs nervously as Stellaluna giggles)
Rue: Oh, he's lovely! (laughs and barks)
(After seeing the birds, the kids head back to the ferry boat.)
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
Beneath the clear blue sky
(Back at the campgrounds, Nicky and the rest of the Avenue Q Gang met up with the kids)
NICKY:
Over hill, over dale
As we hit the dusty trail
KIDS:
Val-de-ra
NICKY:
And the caissons go rolling along
KIDS:
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
NICKY:
In and out, hear them shout
Counter march and right about 
KIDS:
Val-de-ri, val-de-ra
AVENUE Q GANG:
Beneath the clear blue sky!
Everyone: Yay!
(Rod is cooking some stew)
Rod: Yum! I hope the bears don't smell my stew!
(Fizzie, Fuzzie, Annie and Manny Bear are getting ready to go fishing until they smell Rod's stew.)
Fizzie Bear: Hey! I think I smell something!
Fuzzie Bear: Me too, Fizzie!
Annie Bear: I think it's coming from the campgrounds!
Manny Bear: Hey, guys! Are you all thinking what I'm thinking?
Fizzie, Fuzzie and Annie: Yeah!
The Bad Idea Bears: Lunchtime!
(Rod heads inside his tent and the Bad Idea Bears enter the campgrounds.)
THE BAD IDEA BEARS:
Oh, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee
I'm goin' to Louisiana my Susanna for to see
Oh, Susanna
Oh, don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee
Manny Bear: Sing it, Annie!
Annie Bear: Hang on! Wheee!
ANNIE BEAR:
It rained all night the day I left the weather it was dry
The sun so hot I froze to death Susanna, don't you cry
ANNIE AND MANNY:
Oh, Susanna
Oh, don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee 
Manny Bear: Here comes the sad part. Always makes me tear up!
FIZZIE BEAR:
I had a dream the other night when everything was still
I thought I saw Susanna a-comin' down the hill
Fuzzie Bear: (annoyed) Fizzie!
THE BAD IDEA BEARS:
The buckwheat cake was in her mouth the tear was in her eye
Says “I, I'm comin' from the south Susanna, don't you cry”
Yeah!
Oh, Susanna
Don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee 
(Rod comes out of his tent and saw the Bad Idea Bears making a mess.)
Rod: Oh, come on! Get out!
(Rod chases the Bad Idea Bears as they ran into the tent.)
THE BAD IDEA BEARS:
Oh, Susanna
Don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama 
FIZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
No, I'm not from Louisiana 
FUZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
And he ain't from Indiana
ANNIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
He ain't from old Montana 
MANNY BEAR: (SPOKEN)
Texas or Canada
FUZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
California
FIZZIE BEAR: (SPOKEN)
Carolina
Rod: Oh, just finish the song!
THE BAD IDEA BEARS:
I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!
Rod: (as he has a tug-of-war with the Bad Idea Bears for the food) Hey! Give me that! Let go of this!
(The food fell off the table)
Rod: Oh, what a mess!
The Bad Idea Bears: Yay! (laughs)
(The Bad Idea Bears leave and Rod throws a temper tantrum. All of a sudden, a trumpet blare is heard as the Avenue Q Gang look around.)
Ben Olafson: Woah! What was that?
Jody Silver: Yeah! Did you all hear that?
(Nicky arrives dressed as a referee)
Nicky: Attention, all campers! The races are about to begin! See ya at the starting line!
Kate Monster: Oh, well. Guess we'll have to do some canoeing later. Come on, everyone! let's go compete in the races.
Avenue Q Gang: Yeah!
Kieran: Come on, Mambo! You're going to love it!
(Mambo barks)
(Everyone is at the starting line where there's a huge crowd watching and the Bad Idea Bears are dressed as cheerleaders. Kate Mouse is reporting from the starting line as The first event is about to begin: a three-legged race.)
Kate Mouse: This is Kate reporting from the races. Everybody is going to participate in some fun activities and I'll be reporting everything that's happening! Get ready, everyone! Because the races are about to begin! Here we go!
Nicky: Runners, take your marks!
The Bad Idea Bears: Ready, set, go!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Camptown ladies sing their song
Doo-dah, Doo-dah
Camptown race track's five miles long
Oh-doo-da-day
Gonna run all night, gonna run all day
Bet my money on the bob-tail nag
Somebody bet on the bay
(Most of the gang fell down because of the tie around their legs but ran to the finish line with Rosie O'Donnell waving the flag.)
Rosie O'Donnell: The winners!
(The next event is a tug-of-war.)
Nicky: Go!
(The rest of the Avenue Q Gang cheer on the Reppies and the Puzzle Place kids as they pull the rope.)
AVENUE Q GANG:
Doo-dah, Doo-dah
Oh-doo-dah-day
Gonna run all night, gonna run all day
Bet my money on the bob-tail nag
Somebody bet on the bay
(The rope pulls and Julie Woo falls into the mud)
All: (Cheering)
(The next event is a sack race. Everyone is in a different sack and they hop to the finish line in fast motion.)
Everyone: (simultaneously) Come on, guys! Faster, faster! You can do it! Let's go! Yay! Come on! Hurry, hurry!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Doo-dah, doo-dah
Oh-doo-dah-day
(The next event is a pie eating competition. The Avenue Q Gang are eating as many pies as they can but Kesmoe Peapod sticks his head in the pie and everybody laughs.)
(The final event is running. The Avenue Q Gang are all running in slow motion as they all yell.)
The Bad Idea Bears: Keep running!
(Everyone fell down together at once. But a whistle blows and they all get back up and ran and regular speed. At last, everyone ran to the finish line and cheer.)
Kieran: Yeah! We did it, guys! Woo-hoo!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Gonna run all night, gonna run all day
Camptown ladies sing their song 
Oh-doo-da
Oh-doo-da
Oh-doo-da-day!
(A woman gives the Avenue Q Gang ribbons for finishing the races.)
Kate Monster: Alright! We won! Yeah!
Avenue Q Gang: (Cheering)
(Later, the Avenue Q Gang are having fun at the seaside.)
Rod: Man, oh, man!
Princeton: Ahoy!
AVENUE Q GANG:
By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea
You and I, You and I, Oh, how happy we'll be
When each wave comes a-rollin' in (Nicky: Hey, look out!)
(Princeton: Oh, no!)
We will duck or swim and we'll float and fool around the water
Ginger: Hi, mom! Hi, dad!
(Stephanie, Shiloh, Bean, Olive Hoover and Matilda Honey are at the water slide.)
Stephanie: You're next, Matilda!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Over and under and then up for air
Ma is rich, pa is rich So now what do we care
I love to be beside your side beside the sea beside the seaside by the beautiful sea
(The rest of the kids are building a sand castle.)
By the sea, by the sea by the beautiful sea
You and I, You and I Oh, how happy we'll be
When each wave comes a-rollin' in
We will duck or swim and we'll float and fool around the water
Over and under and then up for air
Ma is rich, pa is rich So now what do we care
(Everyone is playing volleyball.)
I love to be beside your side beside the sea beside the seaside by the beautiful sea 
All: Oh! 
Bubbasaur: Great job!
Bean: Woah!
(Nicky is riding on water skis.)
Nicky: Woah! Hey, look at me! (laughs)
AVENUE Q GANG:
When each wave comes a-rollin' in
We will duck or swim and we'll float and fool around the water
Nicky: Look! No hands! No ears either! Woah!
(Everyone is having a tug-of-war)
Kate Monster: Pull!
Princeton: Harder, harder! Pull harder!
(Everyone falls into the swimming pool.)
AVENUE Q GANG:
Over and under and then up for air
Ma is rich, pa is rich So now what do we care
I love to be beside your side beside the sea beside the seaside by the beautiful sea
By the seaside by the beautiful sea 
(Rod is fishing.)
Rod: I got something! I got something!
(Rod sees that he got a rubber chicken instead of a fish.)
Rod: What? A chicken?
(Bogge and Quagmire laugh)
Rod: NICKY!!!!!!!!
Bubbasaur: Pile in, everybody! We're going on a hay ride!
Avenue Q Gang: Yeah!
NICKY:
Oh, give me land lots of land under starry skies above
ALL:
Don't fence me in
NICKY:
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
ALL:
Don't fence me in
SHILOH:
Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
STEPHANIE:
Let me listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
KIERAN:
Send me off forever 
TORRIE:
But I ask you please
ALL:
Don't fence me in
NICKY:
Just turn me loose
Let me straddle my old saddle underneath the western skies
On my Cayuse let me wander over yonder till I see the mountains rise 
PRINCETON:
I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
KATE MONSTER:
Gaze at the moon 'til I lose my senses
NICKY:
Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
ALL:
Don't fence me in
Nicky: That was great! (laughs) Oh, that was fun! Hey, let's do it again! Now you remember all the words? Well, okay! Let's get ready and here we go!
ALL:
Oh, give me land lots of land under starry skies above
Don't fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
Don't fence me in
I wanna ride to the ridge where the west commences
Gaze at the moon 'till I lose my senses
Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in
NICKY:
Don't fence me in (laughs)
ALL:
Don't fence me in
(A group of square dancers wave to the Avenue Q Gang)
Avenue Q Gang: (simultaneously) Hi! Hi, everybody! Howdy! Hello! Hey, everybody! Hello, everyone!
Wampy: Hey look, everybody, it's a square dance!
(The square dancers start dancing and the Avenue Q Gang watch them.)
SINGERS:
I was a-going down a dusty road (Princeton: Come on!)
With a team of horses and a great big load
It was oh, such a warm and lazy afternoon so I tapped my toe and started singing a tune
Dancing tonight
Allegra: Yeah!
Nicky: Yee-haw!
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight
Bubbasaur: Yahoo!
Kieran: Wooo!
SINGERS:
Happiest people you ever saw will be dancing together to the turkey in the straw
(The Avenue Q Gang clap along to the beat as they watch the square dancers dancing.)
Dancing tonight
Magellan: (laughs)
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight
Fritz: Woo-hoo!
SINGERS:
Happiest people you ever saw will be dancing together to the turkey in the straw
Julie Woo: Yippee!
Kate Monster: Yee-haw!
Almo: Daddy, this is so much fun!
Princeton: Uh-huh!
(The dancers invite the Avenue Q Gang to join in the square dance.)
SINGERS:
I was a-going down a dusty road with a team of horses and a great big load
It was oh, such a warm and lazy afternoon so I tapped my toes and started singing a tune
Dancing tonight 
AVENUE Q GANG: (SPOKEN)
(Dancing tonight!)
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight
AVENUE Q GANG: (SPOKEN)
(Dancing tonight!)
SINGERS:
Happiest people you ever saw will be dancing together to the turkey in the straw 
All: (cheering and shouting)
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight
AVENUE Q GANG: (SPOKEN)
(Dancing tonight!)
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight 
AVENUE Q GANG: (SPOKEN)
(Dancing tonight!)
SINGERS:
Happiest people you ever saw will be dancing together to the turkey in the straw 
All: (Cheering)
Avenue Q Gang: Yee-haw!
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight 
ALL: (SPOKEN)
(Dancing tonight!)
SINGERS:
Dancing tonight 
ALL: (SPOKEN)
Dancing tonight!
SINGERS:
Happiest people you ever saw will be dancing together to the turkey in the straw 
Avenue Q Gang: Yeah!
(Cuts to a sign that says talent show)
Kate Monster: Oh! Hey, everybody! Let's put on a show!
Fuzzle: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
PRINCETON: (SPOKEN)
Step right up!
PRINCETON AND JULIAN: (SPOKEN)
Here we go!
JULIAN: (SPOKEN)
Time for the campground talent show!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Saddle your pony, here we go
Down to the talent rodeo
Gather up Suzy, Jack and Joe
Join the talent roundup!
(Rod is sweeping the floor with a broom and a spotlight follows him.)
ROD:
Round 'em up, bring 'em in 
AVENUE Q GANG:
Everybody's sure to win!
ROD:
Step right up, here we go!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Oh, what a rodeo!
(Nicky is holding the spotlight as it follows Rod.)
NICKY: (SPOKEN)
Round 'em up, bring e'm in
AVENUE Q GANG:
Everybody's sure to win!
Rod: Okay, that's it!
NICKY: (SPOKEN)
Step right up, here we go!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Oh, what a rodeo!
(Nicky turns off the spotlight and laughs)
Rod: Oh, Nicky! What did you do to this?
(The kids are painting some of the props for the talent show)
AVENUE Q GANG: 
Bring along Diana, Bob and Bill, Ask everybody on the hill
We're gonna have a great big thrill
Join the talent roundup!
Princeton: Great!
Rod: Watch it!
(Nicky hits Rod)
Rod: Hey!
Nicky: Woah!
(Kate Monster is teaching some dance moves with Joan, Angelita, Alys, Julie Woo, Kiki Flores and Jody Silver)
Kate Monster: Ready? And 5, 6, 7, 8!
AVENUE Q GANG:
Saddle your pony, here we go
Down to the talent rodeo
Gather up Kelly, Max and Bo
Join the talent roundup!
(Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie are practicing Mambo's act for the talent show.)
Round 'em up, bring 'em in
Everybody's sure to win
Step right up, here we go
Oh, what a rodeo!
Almo: Come on, Mambo!
Ginger: Yeah, you can do it!
(Mambo jumps through the hoop.)
Kieran: Good boy! (gives Mambo a treat)
Bring along Mary, Jim and Mo, ask everybody you may know
We're gonna have a great big show
Join the talent roundup!
NICKY: (SPOKEN)
Step right up!
AVENUE Q GANG: (SPOKEN)
Step right up!
PRINCETON: (SPOKEN) 
Here we go!
AVENUE Q GANG: (SPOKEN)
Here we go!
ALL:
Join the talent rodeo!
Rod: Come on, everybody!
All: Yeah!
Rod: Ta-da! (laughs)
(The talent show begins as Kate Monster enters the stage.)
Kate Monster: Hello, everyone! Welcome to our talent show! Our first act is a song that's sweet as can be: “Jeepers Creepers”!
(The Avenue Q Gang cheer and applaud as Kate Monster leaves the stage and the curtain opens to show Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie dressed up as bumblebees.)
ALMO, GINGER, KIERAN AND LIZZIE:
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes?
Gosh all get up, how they'd get so lit up?
Gosh all get up, how they get that style?
Golly gee, when you turn those heaters on
Woe is me, got to put my cheaters on
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
Oh, those weepers, how they hypnotize where'd you get those eyes?
Luckl-Duckl Bird: Wow! Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie are great!
Francise Birdling: Yeah!
(Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie dance together)
ALMO, GINGER, KIERAN AND LIZZIE:
Golly gee, when you turn those heaters on
(Kate Monster is watching the performance from backstage feeling proud of the kids.)
Kate Monster: Oh, my!
ALMO, GINGER, KIERAN AND LIZZIE:
Woe is me, got to put my cheaters on
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
Oh, those weepers how they hypnotize
Where'd you get those eyes?
(The song ends as everyone cheers and applauds for the kids. Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie take a bow and wave to the audience as the curtain closes. The kids peak out of the curtain.)
Avenue Q Gang: (simultaneously) Yeah! That was great! That was wonderful! Encore, encore! Bravo, kids! Bravissimo! Bravo, bravo! (laughing) More! more! Yeah, more! Wonderful! Yay! Oh, boy oh, boy! (laughs)
(Julie Woo and Skye Nakaiye come up on stage.)
Skye: Julie! They're after me! They're after me!
Julie: Who's after you?
Skye: The squirrels! They think I'm nuts!
(The Avenue Q Gang laugh at the joke)
Kiki: Hi, Skye.
Skye: Hi, Kiki.
Kiki: Whatcha doing?
Skye: Hoeing
Kiki: What are you hoeing?
Skye: Corn!
Kiki: Where'd you get the corn?
Skye: From the last strope
(Everyone laughs at the joke and applaud)
(Stephanie comes on stage)
Stephanie: Okay, everybody. Ready for our next act?
Avenue Q Gang: Yeah!
Stephanie: Then get ready because now Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie will be doing an act with their puppy, Mambo!
(The Avenue Q Gang cheer and applaud as Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie and Mambo come on stage with a hoop.)
Princeton: Woo! Go, kids!
Avenue Q Gang: (simultaneously) Aww! He's so cute! What a cute little puppy!
(Mambo hears the responds and barks happily.)
Ginger: They like you, Mambo!
Kieran: Now, you all know that Mambo is a Labrador Retriever puppy. 
Lizzie: We would like to show you a few tricks Mambo has already learned.
Avenue Q Gang: (simultaneously) Woah! This is going to be good! I can't wait! Oh, boy!
Almo: Sit, Mambo. Mambo, sit.
(Mambo does as Almo says.)
Almo: Good boy!
Everyone: (simultaneously) Wow! That was amazing! Yay, Mambo! Show us some more tricks! Yeah!
Ginger: Well, looks like they want more!
Kieran: (holds a frisbee) Here, Mambo! Go fetch!
(Kieran throws the frisbee towards Mambo and he catches it with his mouth.)
The Avenue Q Gang: (Cheering and clapping)
(Kate Monster watches the act from backstage.)
Kate Monster: Woo-hoo! Go, Mambo!
(For the last trick, Mambo jumps through a hoop. At first, Mambo was a little scared, but the kids encourage him to do it. Mambo then jumps through the hoop happily and everyone cheers for Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie and Mambo as they take a bow.)
Almo, Ginger, Kieran and Lizzie: Great job, Mambo!
(Mambo barks.)
(Kate Monster comes back onstage.)
Kate Monster: Hello, again! And now for our grand finale: Mountain Greenery! Hope you like it!
(The curtain opens up to show Razz, Bumba and Derango dressed as pine trees and Kieran and Torrie come on stage.)
KIERAN AND TORRIE:
In a mountain greenery, where there's pretty scenery
Just two crazy monsters together
Torrie: Oh! Oh!
(As Kieran and Torrie sing, Tessa comes in dressed as the sun.)
KIERAN AND TORRIE:
While we love each other let blue skies be our cover and
When it rains we'll laugh at the weather
(Bumba and Derango change their costumes into clouds)
KIERAN:
And if you're good
TORRIE: (spoken)
What then?
KIERAN:
I'll search for wood
TORRIE: (spoken)
Oh!
KIERAN:
So you can cook
(Rod hands Torrie a pot)
Torrie: (giggles)
KIERAN:
While I stand looking!
BOTH:
Beans would get no keener reception in a beanery
Bless our mountain greenery home!
(Nicky watches the act from backstage holding the pots but then falls.)
Kieran: Sell it!
Torrie: Yeah!
(Kieran, Torrie and the Reppies start dancing)
Torrie: Alright!
Kieran: Uh-huh!
(Magellan is backstage)
Magellan: (pointing to Batly) Go!
(Batly is about to pull the curtain rod to reveal the next set but it falls on him)
Batly: Oh! Ow! (Groans)
Magellan: Whoops! (laughs)
Torrie: Lookin good!
Kieran: Woah!
Torrie: Yeah! Yeah! 
Kieran: Here we go!
Torrie: Whoo!
BOTH:
In a mountain greenery, where there's pretty scenery
Just two crazy monsters together 
Torrie: Oh!
BOTH:
How we love sequestering where no pests are pestering
No dear mama holds us in theter
KIERAN:
Mosquitos here, won't bite you dear!
Torrie: Ooooh!
KIERAN:
I'll let them sting me on my finger
TORRIE: (SPOKEN)
Thanks, Kieran!
KIERAN, TORRIE AND THE REPPIES:
We could find no cleaner retreat from life's machinery
Than our mountain greenery
KIERAN AND TORRIE:
In our mountain greenery 
THE REPPIES:
In our mountain greenery 
KIERAN AND TORRIE:
In our mountain greenery 
ALL:
In our mountain greenery home!
(Bubbasaur comes on stage with Lobo dressed as a rainbow.)
(Everyone cheers and the curtain closes and give a standing ovation.)
Avenue Q Gang: More!
(Kieran and Torrie push open the curtains.)
Torrie: Thank you, everyone! Come on, Reppies take a bow! (laughs)
(The Avenue Q Gang are still applauding and cheering.)
(Bobble is backstage closing the curtains.)
Bobble: That was good! Hey, now it's time for the campfire!
Blue Guy: Hey, where's Yellow Guy?
Green Duck Guy: Oh, he's just busy setting up the campfire.
Red Guy: He'll get it somehow.
(That night, Yellow Guy is at the campgrounds getting ready to start the campfire.)
Yellow Guy: (reading a book) "To make the campfire, use some matches and rub them until you see fire." That sounds easy.
(Yellow Guy grabs some matches and begins striking them. They didn't work at first. Yellow Guy then does it again for a while until he was about to give up.)
Yellow Guy: (groans) Stupid matchbook! Now I'll never start a campfire!
(Yellow Guy is about to throw the matches away, but Kieran stops him.)
Kieran: Hey! Yellow Guy! Not so fast!
(Yellow Guy sees Kieran, Lewis Lion, Fritz and Greg the Bunny.)
Yellow Guy: I was trying to start a campfire.
Kieran: But what you did was a very bad thing! (to Lewis, Fritz and Greg) Isn't that right, guys?
Lewis Lion, Fritz and Greg the Bunny: (Agreeing)
Yellow Guy: What did I do wrong?
Kieran: You almost threw the matches out all the way to the forest!
Yellow Guy: I did?
Kieran: Yeah! If you threw the matches away, all the animals in the forest will get hurt. So remember, do not throw matches into the woods. Or else you could start a forest fire.
(Smokey the Bear comes in.)
Smokey: That's right, Kieran.
Kieran: Oh, my god! It's Smokey the Bear!
Smokey: Kieran, I'm so proud of you for stopping Yellow Guy from starting a wildfire. Wildfires are very dangerous and can destroy lots of trees, plants and animals. And there's a song that explains about that.
LEWIS LION:
One day, these rats were playing in the woods
FRITZ:
One lit some matches and that's no good
GREG THE BUNNY:
Listen to Smokey before you give it a try...
SMOKEY: (SPOKEN)
Only you!
KIERAN, LEWIS LION, FRITZ AND GREG THE BUNNY:
Don't play with matches, don't play with fire!
KIERAN:
(Fire)
KIERAN, LEWIS LION, FRITZ AND GREG THE BUNNY:
'Cause there's nothing very funny bout a freaked out bunny
Nothing very nice
FRITZ:
About homeless mice
(As Fritz sang that, Sir Klank, Kate Mouse and Emma pantomimed crying.)
KIERAN, LEWIS LION, FRITZ AND GREG THE BUNNY:
So if a gorgeous forest is what you desire
Don't play with matches, don't play with fire
SMOKEY: (SPOKEN)
Only you can prevent wildfires.
KIERAN, LEWIS LION, FRITZ, GREG THE BUNNY AND YELLOW GUY:
So if a gorgeous forest is what you desire
Don't play with matches, don't play with fire
SMOKEY: (SPOKEN)
Only you.
KIERAN, LEWIS LION, FRITZ, GREG THE BUNNY AND YELLOW GUY:
Fire!
(After the song ends, the campfire is ready after the matches were finally done right thanks to Red Guy.)
Yellow Guy: Oh, boy! The campfire's all set up! Thanks for the advice, Smokey!
Smokey: You're welcome. Have fun and be safe. (walks off)
Lewis Lion: Bye, Smokey!
Kieran: (calling out) Hey, everybody! The campfire's all ready! (as Eureeka arrives with her triangle) Hit it, Eureeka!
Eureeka: (dings her triangle) Campfire Time!
(The Avenue Q Gang heard Kieran and Eureeka's shouting and they all gather around the campfire.)
Stephanie: So, what should we do now?
Riff: (holds a flashlight as he shines it onto his face) How about we tell some scary campfire stories? Ooooooo! 
Avenue Q Gang: (yelps)
Riff: Huh, works every time.
Lizzie: Way too scary for me!
Kate Monster: I know! We'll all sing some campfire songs and roast marshmallows!
Shiloh: And hot dogs, too!
Kate Monster: Shiloh, that's perfect! Ready, everybody?
All: Ready!
EVERYONE:
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Ki Ki Kookaburra: Come on, Luckl! Let's dance!
EVERYONE:
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
(Luckl-Duckl Bird and Ki Ki Kookaburra got up and dance to the song together.)
SKYE NAKAIYE:
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday 
EVERYONE:
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
(Shane gives everyone skewers to roast marshmallows and hot dogs around the campfire.)
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads
(They all begin eating their marshmallows and hot dogs.)
Princeton: Mmm-mmm!
Nicky: They sure taste yummy!
All: (Laughing)
Evan the Troll: Well, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song. (grabs his lute) I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".
EVAN THE TROLL:
Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along...
PATRICK MONSTER:
Bum, bum, bum...
EVAN THE TROLL: (as Patrick Monster tries to catch up with Evan)
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along!
PATRICK MONSTER:
Sing another song...
EVAN THE TROLL:
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song 
(Spoken) Patrick!
PATRICK MONSTER:
SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...
EVAN THE TROLL: (SPOKEN)
Everybody!
Avenue Q Gang: Uhhh...
EVAN THE TROLL: (SPOKEN)
Good!
EVAN THE TROLL:
It'll help...
It'll help...
If you just sing along!
Oh, yeah!
(The loud noises from the song scares Mambo as he whimpers.)
Kieran: Don't worry, Mambo. His music can be a little bit loud sometimes.
Lizzie: Kieran's right.
Princeton: (Looks at his watch) Is it that time again?
Almo: Time for what, dad?
Princeton: It's time to spin the Wheel of Morality!
Avenue Q Gang: (Cheering)
Kate Monster: (to Alys, Eureeka and Horus) Ready, guys?
Alys, Eureeka and Horus: (in unison) Ready!
Alys: (as she, Eureeka and Horus all use magic) Zippity-zap!
(In a poof, the Wheel of Morality appeared.)
Avenue Q Gang: The Wheel of Morality! (Cheering and talking simultaneously) Alright! Yay! Oh, boy Oh, boy! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Ha-ha!
Mr. Knack: Now who wants to give this baby a spin?
Kieran: Well, since Mambo put on a great show, maybe he should spin the Wheel of Morality this time.
The Avenue Q Gang: (simultaneously) Yeah! Great idea! Go, Mambo!
(Mambo hears the encouragements and barks as his tail wags happily.)
Almo: (as he picks up Mambo) Here, let Almo help you, Mambo.
(Then Mambo got ahold of the wheel before Almo helped him spin it.)
Princeton: Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn! Tell us the lesson that we have learned!
(The wheel spun and landed on number 8.)
Princeton: Number 8. And the moral of today's adventure is... (Grabs the paper and reads it) "When you go camping with your friends and family, anything can happen".
Lizzie: Aww! What a great moral, dad!
Kieran: That's true!
Princeton: Now that we have that settled, We should sing some more campfire songs!
Kate Monster: Hit it, Bubbasaur!
Bubbasaur: Everybody having a good time?
Avenue Q Gang: Yeah!
BUBBASAUR:
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
(The Avenue Q Gang clap their hands)
AVENUE Q GANG:
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
(Hands clapping)
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really wanna show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
(Hands clapping)
(The Bad Idea Bears enter.)
'Fizzie Bear: Hey, Fuzzie? What do you do when you're happy?
Fuzzie Bear: Oh, I don't know, Fizzie. Probably...
Annie and Manny Bear: Stomp our feet!
THE BAD IDEA BEARS: 
If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet
(Everybody stomps their feet)
AVENUE Q GANG AND THE BAD IDEA BEARS:
If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet
(Feet stomping)
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really wanna show it
If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet
(Feet stomping)
Brad Paisley: (to the Bad Idea Bears) Well, here in the woods, if bears are really happy, they scratch their back!
BRAD PAISLEY:
If you're happy and you know it, scratch your back
EVERYONE:
If you're happy and you know it, scratch your back
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really wanna show it
If you're happy and you know it, scratch your back
Bogge: Hey! If you're really, really happy...
Quagmire: Bring in 99 bottles of pop!
BOGGE AND QUAGMIRE:
99 bottles of pop on the wall
99 bottles of pop
Take one down, pass it around
98 bottles of pop on the wall
EVERYONE:
98 bottles of pop on the wall
98 bottles of pop
Take one down, pass it around
97 bottles of pop on the wall 
Kieran: I hate to cut the song short, guys. We don't have time for the other 96 bottles.
Torrie: That's okay, Kieran. But if you're really, really happy, jump out and go "Pop!" (Giggles)
EVERYONE:
All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought t'was all in the fun
Pop goes the weasel!
A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel!
Mambo: (Barking happily)
Almo: Oh! Mambo says, "If you're really, really happy, shout out "Mambo!"
Almo:
There was a farmer who had a dog
And Mambo was his name-o!
EVERYONE:
M-A-M-B-O
M-A-M-B-O
M-A-M-B-O
And Mambo was his name-o!
Luckl-Duckl Bird: (Holds a peanut) Hey! If you're really, really happy, grab yourselves a peanut!
W.I.N.G. RADIO BIRDS:
Found a peanut, found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Last night, I found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
EVERYONE:
Cracked it open, cracked it open
Cracked it open last night
Last night, I cracked it open
Cracked it open last night
Fritz: (As marching music plays) Well, if you're really, really happy, stand up and march like ants!
EVERYONE:
The ants go marching one by one
Hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one
Hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one
The little one stops to chew his gum
And they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching two by two
Hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two
Hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain
Boom, boom, boom!
Trekkie Monster: (Pretending to be a drill sergeant) Ten hut! 
Kate Monster: Well then, if you're really, really happy, say "Good night!"
KATE MONSTER:
If you're happy and you know it, say "Good night." 
EVERYONE:
Good night!
KATE MONSTER:
If you're happy and you know it, say "Good night."
EVERYONE:
Good night!
KATE MONSTER:
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, say "Good night."
EVERYONE:
Good night!
Princeton: Well, then, if you're really, really happy, put it all together!
GROUP 1: (as the rest of the groups were singing the other songs in time)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Stomp your feet!
Scratch your back!
Say "Good night!"
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Stomp your feet!
Scratch your back!
Say "Good night!"
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really wanna show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Stomp your feet!
Scratch your back!
Say "Good night!"
THE REPPIES:
Good night, campers
Good night, campers
Good night, campers
We're going to leave you now 
EVERYONE:
Farewell, campers
Farewell, campers
Farewell, campers
We're going to leave you now!
Princeton: Oh man, what a great day!
Almo: Good night, Mambo.
Lizzie: Good night, everybody.
Kieran: Awww. Sweet dreams.
Brad Paisley: Good night, y'all!
Sherman the Frog: Good night, Mr. Paisley! 
Ginger: Good night, mom. Good night, dad.
Kate Monster: Good night, kids. Good night, guys.
(Most of the Avenue Q gang are sleeping under the campfire Most of them are snoring while some are sleeping quietly. Batly and Stellaluna are sleeping hanging upside down from a tree.)
Princeton: We better get some shuteye.
Kate Monster: Great idea, Princeton!
Nicky: (Sighs) We all sure had a great day.
Stephanie: Sleep tight, everybody.
Princeton: Good night!
(The screen fades to black and the special ends.)
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