T.E.H L.A.Z.O.R

The Terrible Environmental Hatred Lazer Activator Zap Ordnance Retribution, or T.E.H. L.A.Z.O.R, is a weapon used by Glog Bolg in Slug-Man Story 2.
Glog Bolg seems extremely defensive of the acronym, especially after UNWD agents say it sounds like he was trying too hard to have it spell Teh Lazor, and has corrected heroes on no less than two occasions after they call it a 'lazer' and not its actual title.
Its purpose was to paralyse the UNWD rescuers in a reddish-pink glow (somewhat reminiscient of Chaos Master's pink powers) and transport them to the Zopran Fossilcraft.
It is unknown as of the end of Story 2 what the Zopran intended to do with the trapped agents, but the creator has said that the Supreme Admiral Gnome may have had an interest in the superpowered agents (which may include acquiring their powers, finding out how their powers work through dissection, manipulating them and using their powers, eating them to gain their powers, or some kind of weird superpower fetish), and that the other gnomes were 'pretty sadistic' anyway.
Category:Weapons
Category:Zopran Equipment