お前がメシにありつくなど56876423年早いわ (Omae ga Meshi ni Aritsuku nado 56876423nen Hayai wa)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
いらんいらんって 	iran iran tte 	Saying “I don’t need it, I don’t need it,”
愛奴 dislike it 	aido dislike it 	that guy I love dislikes it,
飽食が齎す「NO」 	houshoku ga motarasu "NO" 	there’s no satiating it
 	 	
いかんいかんって 	ikanikan tte 	Scolding
そう 叱る My hands 	sou shikaru My hands 	“You can’t, you can’t,”
感触はベタつく juice 	kanshoku wa betatsuku juice 	my hands feel sticky with juice
 	 	
やらんやらんって 	yaran yaran tte 	“Don’t do it, don’t do it,”
愛奴 拒む Midnight 	aido kobamu Midnight 	that guy I love
絶食と焦らされる Kiss 	zesshoku to jirasareru Kiss 	refuses a midnight kiss that teases with fasting
 	 	
あはんあはんって 	ahan ahan tte 	Even though you say “Uh-huh, uh-huh”
毎度 言う癖に 	maido iu kuse ni 	every time,
醒めた態度に徹す Pride 	sameta taido ni tessu Pride 	pride passes through the awakened behavior
 	 	
そう 	sou 	Yeah,
食っちゃ寝て 	kuccha nete 	eat and sleep,
"Cook chance"make 	"Cook chance" make 	make an opportunity to cook
セッティングにて 	settingu nite 	At our place settings,
接近した我らの Mouth 	sekkin shita warera no Mouth 	our mouths drew close
 	 	
もう 	mou 	But
くっちゃべってばっかいないで 	kucchabe tte bakka inai de 	they’re still doing absolutely nothing but chatting
クレバーな手順 	kurebaa na tejun 	A clever process,
算段はパーフェクト 	sandan wa paafekuto 	the contrivance is perfect
 	 	
召せますか 	mesemasu ka 	Can we eat?
駄目ですか 	dame desu ka 	Is it no good?
まだ早いですか 	mada hayai desu ka 	Is it still too soon?
 	 	
あぁ 	aa 	Ah,
青椒肉絲食べず蹴る 	chinjaoroosu tabezu keru 	you refuse without eating the pepper steak,
さぁ 愛 効かん chu 	saa ai kikan chu 	don’t season it with love, kiss, Written differently, “kikanchuu” (期間中) means “while/during the whole time that something is happening”; that word is used in a later iteration of the chorus, but since the word choice and grammar of this line is slightly tortured/convoluted, I believe the words in it were selected to sound like 期間中/”kikanchuu,” rather than “kikanchuu” being later used because it sounded like 効かん chu/”kikan chu.”
Do 罠 dance 	Do wana dance 	do you wanna dance?“Wana” here is written with a character meaning “trap.”
静観せし禍の夜はまるで 	seikan seshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Watching carefully, the disastrous night is
讃と理 	san to ri 	just like praise and reason,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage I’ve translated this according to the meaning of the characters, but note that they’ve also been selected to sound like “Suntory, Coca-Cola” (where Suntory is a Japanese whiskey brand), so the line can also be interpreted, far less wordily, as “… like (a?) whiskey and coke.”
 	 	
珍事 箭を弄す 	chinji ya o rousu 	A strange occurrence, cracking an arrow,Speaking of tortured phrasing chosen to sound like something else…. “Rousu” here means “to crack” as in “to crack a joke,” “to play” as in “to play a trick,” or “to use cunning/wiles.” I don’t know where arrows come into any of that.
給べ告げる 	tabetsugeru 	eating and announcing,Tabetsugeru: Not a commonly used compound, but sounds similar to “tabetsukeru,” “to be used to eating [something].”
さぁ 	saa 	come on,
愛器 貫通 	aiki kantsuu 	piercing with a favorite utensil,
Do 猥な談 	Do waina dan 	talk to me indecently
成果失せし禍の夜はまるで 	seika useshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Losing the outcome, the disastrous night is
惨と裏 	san to ri 	just like tragedy and dark sides
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
高嶺の花が濡れん 	takane no hana ga nuren 	What’s out of your reach doesn’t get wetReferring to something beyond your grasp or out of your league, this expression literally translates to “a flower on a high [mountain] peak.”
 	 	
しらんしらんって 	shiran shiran tte 	Saying “I don’t know, I don’t know,”
愛奴 呈す嫌な気 	aido teisu ya na ki 	that guy I love offers an unpleasant feeling;
飽食で満ち足りてピー 	houshoku de michitarite pii 	with your hunger sated, pee
 	 	
いかん 遺憾です 	ikan ikan desu 	It’s too bad, it’s too bad–yeah,
そう 睨む My eye 	sou niramu My eye 	my glaring eye
感触が欲しくてパリン 	kanshoku ga hoshiku te parin 	wants sensation, crash!
 	 	
開かん開かん Leg 	akan akan Leg 	It won’t open, it won’t open,
最後だけやんない 	saigo dake yannai 	in the end my leg won’t do it,
究極の焦らし笑える 	kyuukyoku no jirashiwaraeru 	I can laugh at the final tease
 	 	
あはんあはんって 	ahan ahan tte 	Why, even though you say
毎度 言う癖に 	maido iu kuse ni 	“Uh-huh, uh-huh” every time,
何故に醒めた態度の Pride 	naze ni sameta taido no Pride 	did your prideful behavior awaken?
 	 	
そう 	sou 	Yeah,
むっちゃ寝て 	muccha nete 	sleeping excessively,
"Mood charm" make 	"Mood charm" make 	make a mood charm
接触にて 	sesshoku nite 	Our mouths
接吻した我らの Mouth 	seppun shita warera no Mouth 	that met in a kiss
もう あっち向いてばっかいないで 	mou acchi muite bakka inai de 	Are still doing nothing but facing that way
フレイバーは豊潤 	fureibaa wa houjun 	The flavor is luxurious,
感嘆でパーフェクト 	kantan de paafekuto 	it’s wondrously perfect
 	 	
召せますか 	mesemasu ka 	Can we eat?
猫なで声 	nekonadegoe 	Shall we try
上げてみませんか 	agete mimasen ka 	speaking in a coaxing voice? “Nekonadegoe,” which refers to sweet-talking, coaxing, or wheedling, literally translates to “cat-stroking voice,” which is why a cat appears in the video at this point.
 	 	
あぁ 	aa 	Ah,
青椒肉絲食べず蹴る 	chinja ya o rousu tabezukeru 	you refuse without eating the pepper steak,
さぁ 愛 効かん chu 	saa ai kikan chu 	don’t season it with love, kiss,
Do 罠 dance 	Do wana dance 	do you wanna dance?
静観せし禍の夜はまるで 	seikan seshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Watching carefully, the disastrous night is
讃と理 	san to ri 	just like praise and reason,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
珍事 箭を弄す 	chinji ya o rousu 	A strange occurrence, cracking an arrow,
給べ告げる 	tabe tsugeru 	eating and announcing,
さぁ 	saa 	come on,
愛器 貫通 	aiki kantsuu 	piercing with a favorite utensil,
Do 猥な談 	Do waina dan 	talk to me indecently
成果失せし禍の夜はまるで 	seika useshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Losing the outcome, the disastrous night is
惨と裏 	san to ri 	just like tragedy and dark sides,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
高嶺の花が熟れん 	takane no hana ga uren 	What’s out of your reach doesn’t ripenWhile the pronunciation of 熟れる used in the song exclusively means “to mature or ripen,” a different pronunciation can mean “to be digested,” which I suspect is not a coincidence.
 	 	
あぁ 	aa 	Ah,
全裸を show me 	zenra o show me 	show me your nakedness
絶えず tell 	taezu tell 	don’t stop telling me,
さぁ 	saa 	come on,
空き期間中 	aki kikan chuu 	while we have free time,
I wanna dance 	I wanna dance 	I wanna dance
傍観せし禍の夜を包む 	boukan seshi ka no yoru o tsutsumu	I look on as the disastrous night is enfolded
讃と理 	san to ri 	in praise and reason,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
悪作を背負って耐え抜けん 	warusa o shotte taenuken 	Shouldering evildoing, I can’t stick it out;
さぁ 	saa 	come on,
愛未満中毒な談 	aimiman chuudoku na dan 	a conversation poisoned by insufficient love
結果成せぬ禍の夜はそうさ 	kekka nasenu ka no yoru wa sousa 	The disastrous night that doesn’t turn out is
惨と裏 	san to ri 	like that–tragedy and dark sides,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
青椒肉絲食べず蹴る 	chinjaoroosu tabezu keru 	You refuse without eating the pepper steak,
さぁ 愛 効かん chu 	saa ai kikan chu 	don’t season it with love, kiss,
Do 罠 dance 	Do wana dance 	do you wanna dance?
静観せし禍の夜はまるで 	seikan seshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Watching carefully, the disastrous night is
讃と理 	san to ri 	just like praise and reason,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
珍事 箭を弄す 	chinji ya o rousu 	A strange occurrence, cracking an arrow,
給べ告げる 	tabetsugeru 	eating and announcing,
さぁ 	saa 	come on,
愛器 貫通 	aiki kantsuu 	piercing with a favorite utensil,
Do 猥な談 	Do waina dan 	talk to me indecently
成果失せし禍の夜はまるで 	seika useshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Losing the outcome, the disastrous night is
惨と裏 	san to ri 	just like tragedy and dark sides,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
あぁんあ 	aan'a 	Aaaah
青椒肉絲食べず蹴る 	chinjaoroosu tabezu keru 	You refuse without eating the pepper steak,
さぁ 愛 効かん chu 	saa ai kikan chu 	don’t season it with love, kiss,
Do 罠 dance 	Do wana dance 	do you wanna dance?
静観せし禍の夜はまるで 	seikan seshi ka no yoru wa marude 	Watching carefully, the disastrous night is
讃と理 	san to ri 	just like praise and reason,
香華 凍る 庵 	kouka kooru an 	incense and flowers, freezing, hermitage
 	 	
あぁ高嶺の花が濡れん 	aa takane no hana ga nuren 	Ah, what’s out of your reach doesn’t get wet
あぁ高嶺の花が咲かん 	aa takane no hana ga sakan 	Ah, what’s out of your reach doesn’t bloom
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
*Google Drive - Instrumental and lyrics source
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*bluepenguin - Translation source
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