McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

"McDonald’s is the Place to Rip" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
The King for Another Day contestants get into various antics at McDonald's.
Metal Ajit Pai attempts to order a McFlurry. Thomas Bangalter tries to decide what to eat. Mr. Krabs pitches a business opportunity to Squidward. Solid Snake orders his meal from Otacon. Geno and Reimu Fumo go on an awkward date. "Weird Al" Yankovic bemoans his wrong order. Reggie Fils-Aimé leaves Bill Trinen to play a round of against Mothman. Monokuma complains about the lack of salmon on the menu. Elmo gets stuck in the PlayPlace, with Don-chan getting stuck as well trying to help him. Papyrus attempts to order spaghetti. One of Hakuko's monkeys steals some bananas Donkey Kong brought for his fellow Kongs. Agent J asks for a sandwich. Nico Nico reunites with an old friend.
==Transcript==
*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
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*Mr. Krabs is busy talking on his shellphone.*
*Click.*
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*Reggie notices something over by the Play Place.*
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*One Melee Later…*
*Mothman shakes his body until a wall dispenser of hand sanitizer falls onto the floor.*
*Mothman collapses.*
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Phoenix: (…come on…)
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*Don-chan rolls up the slide.*
*Don-chan freezes up.*
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*DK puts some banana bunches on the table.*
*A small monkey suddenly jumps on the table and steals the bananas.*
*DK runs after the little monkey. But he trips and falls in front of another table.*
*The little monkey crawls from under the table with the banana bunches. He looks down in shame.*
*Hakuko’s monkey looks at DK with big teary eyes.*
*Bluster Kong’s decisive groans can still be heard in the background.*
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*Donald falls backwards in his chair. He gets up and runs over to Terebi-chan.*
*Terebi-chan’s arms burst out of her sides.*