Blarg

Matthew "Matt" Elias (born: ), better known online as Blarg (or BlargMyShnoople), is a Canadian YouTuber known for his comedic gaming videos on games such as Rainbow Six Siege and Call of Duty. 
==History==
He originally got his start on Youtuber with his friend and fellow Youtuber Smii7y, who he has been good friends with since high school, starring in one of his first videos, "Matt's Flying Lesson". Before starting YouTube full-time in October 2019, Blarg was the vocalist in a band, where he started to pick up guitar. In April 2020 Blarg and three of his YouTube friends McNasty, TheDooo, and Soup started The Goons Podcast, where the group discuss various topics and answer questions from the YouTube comments. In October 2020 Blarg started a new project Good Enough Auto, where himself and 2 of his friends review cars.
==Trivia==
*He's well-known within The Goons as having "a goose-choking-like" laughter.
*He was born in Windsor, Ontario, Canada and is from Lebanese descent from his father's side.
*He refers to the "Iran Special Forces Unit" skin from Call Of Duty Warzone as "Jafar", presumably after the character from Aladdin. It is a recurring joke across Smii7y's channel where Matt plays the character of Jafar, a middle eastern terrorist. None of these jokes are in bad taste however, as Matt himself is Arabic and are made purely for fun.
*He has a folder in his computer that consists of hot dog photos that he, and he quotes, "spent years curating". Matt says it's around 250 gigabytes.
==Channel milestones==
===Subscriber milestones===
*100,000 subscribers: October 5, 2019
*500,000 subscribers: June 11, 2021
*1 million subscribers: February 19, 2023
===Video view milestones===
*100 million video views: November 20, 2021
== Quotes ==
* "Token makes me think of you."
* "Two Eighties Action Heroes and also Jafar!"
* (Grizzy: "You're square...") "You're fucking black."
* "THEY'RE GREAT!! AND THERE ARE BEES IN MY TEETH!!"
* "MMMMM- Gonna say the woooooooord."
* "My suicide letter is just gonna have 'Mario Kart' on it."
* (to the tune of the Mission Impossible theme) "HERE COMES MAAAAAAAAATT! HERE COMES MAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!"
* (as Jafar) "I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST."
* "FELLAS I NEED SOME BACKUP!" (Dies)
* "500 Liters of FROG."
* "YEAH! COOL! FROG HOUSE!"
* "GRIZZY BEND OVER!!"
* "My friend you did not caaaaAAAAAAAAAAtch."
* "Siri, show me Crazy Frog's little dick." 
* "WE'RE GONNA CLAP SOME YODA CHEEKS!!"
* "I'm... I'm gonna eat a scorpion and die of malignant tumors..."
* (when asked about why his games suffer in performance due to his hotdog photo collection) "My friends! 250 gigabytes of hotdogs!"
* (as Jafar) "I- I pressed the wrong button on laptop, my bad. I swear I was trying to order UberEats."
* "Ah I gotta go feed the Nelson."
* "He sounds like a scared stapler."
* "SO WAS A GODDAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!"
* " (vocalizing the Mii channel theme while slamming himself into the ground in COD Warzone) Dun, dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun. Please re-vive!"
* "I'm descending in my helicopterrrrrrr..."
* (Doing a live tutorial on how to play Blackbeard) "HOLD W... TUUUUUUUUURN RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. TURN LEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEFT!!"
* "You want funny my friend? I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY."
* "That was a good itch."
* "Hey Nogla what rhymes with... uh... Us... Give?"
* "You're actually a slut, I hope you understand that."
* "(singsong) WHY DO I KEEP GETTING AAAAAAAAAAAAASSS?"
* "Hey now, you're an all-star, kiss me on the lips please."
* "DAZADALAHK???... Why am I coming?"
Category:Comedy YouTubers
Category:Gaming YouTubers
Category:Canadian YouTubers
Category:Users who joined in 2015
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