Kevin (Home Alone)

Not to be confused with that other Kevin, or the Minion with the same name.
Kevin Mccallister (often shortened to Kevin) is an eight-year boy who appears in the Home Alone film series. Despite looking like an innocent kiddo, he’s in fact a non-stop prankster and killer, for he has used a shotgun to kill two burglars once. He’s kind of a neutral, for he had murdered several times, but can be heroic. Oh, and despite him not being from Team Fortress 2, he is also considered a freak, for he is always out there shooting people with his shotgun. THE HORROR!
== Early Life ==
Kevin was born in 1980, and ever since that happened, he instantly knew how to do the polka, and even the Mario. We don’t know how he learned it so fast, but he did, and he had a talent for dancing for about four years. After that, he tried to fight Bart Simpson, but it didn’t work out well. He got Saddening after that for three days. However, he did manage to win when Bart came back for a rematch. This is due to Glass Joe teaching him how to do fisticuffs. Bart now has an occasional rivalry with Kevin due to him losing the second match.
== The Burglar Years ==
One time, when Kevin was chilling with his family in the suburbs, his family were about to pack up for an overseas Christmas vacation. When Kevin heard about this, he had to find a way to not be involved. So he went to sleep. When his family left, they forgot he went to sleep and left him behind. When he woke up, he thought he made him family disappear. He thought it was finally his time to get away, but he eventually became lonely. Soon after that, two burglars tried to find a way to take Kevin and [REDACTED] him. This is when Kevin said “BIG BRAIN TIME” and set up prank after prank after prank. The burglars were so stupid that they fell for every single prank! After they were outsmarted, Kevin shot them with his shotgun, giving him his first two kills, and his EPIC WIN. However, they got revived a few years later. They would eventually try to stop Kevin again in New York, when Kevin flew there and stayed there for a while. However, things didn’t go well for the burglars, and they would get shot again in the end. This time, they finally DIED. We don’t know what Kevin was doing after that. We wish we could tell you, but New York was where he last was, thus we don’t know what he is doing nowadays.
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