SFB Movie: Olaf's Backstory!

== Synopsis ==
Olaf tells Steve his backstory after a small kerfuffle.
== Plot ==
"Steve, there's cookies on top of the fridge but I can't reach." "You know we're controlled by an arm so we can just levitate." "You know I don't like it when you break the 4th wall." "Well I'm just stating the truth." "Well it hurts my brain." "That's because you're stupid." "Shut up!" "Go away!" "Fine!" *leaves* "Wait! I'm sorry." "Nope! Save it! You don't mean it and I know that. I need some time alone." "Tell me what's on your mind." "You wouldn't understand." "I'm a genius. I will." "Ok, fine. You wanna hear my story?" "Uh huh." "Grab a seat." "Way ahead of you." "Our scene opens on a little snowman. I was picked on by deer and they tried to eat my nose. So I took a gun and I shot one. Its death scared the rest away and my nose was never chewed on again. But at school I get insulted everyday by Sans. He loves insulting me, calling me revolting, resulting in a decrease in my brain cells and an increase in my pain cuz I fell into Hell after eating Taco Bell." "What does that last part have to do with anything?" "I'm not done yet! I want a new pet but Luigi said no. He said it's because I'm slow. Yes he went that low. Now go with the flow! Day by day, I say to myself that I should try to deal with my problems alone but I need to get on the phone to a therapist or a psychiatrist. I'm having a fight with my brain but for now good night!" "That was a cool rap but I thought you were telling me your backstory not a story of woes." "Oh. I got sidetracked when I started talking about Sans. When I remember what happened, I'll talk to you." "Okay."
1 hour later, "I remembered!" "Cool." "A few years ago, I was just a lonely little snowman but then I got adopted by someone who's smart, funny, and sometimes gets on my nerves." "Aww!" "Then he introduced me to his biological son Cody who introduced me to two other kids. Then an incident happened and some bald weirdo had to adopt me but right now he's in jail so I have to live with his brother but I hate Luigi so I went to live with Mickey Mouse but he's a crackhead so I chose to live with you as friends." "Wow!" "Thanks for listening to me. You're the first person who's ever actually listened when I told my story!" "No I mean, wow! Look at the beautiful sunset!" "Nevermind."
== Characters ==
* Steve
* Olaf
== Trivia ==
* Olaf's rap is a rap he was going to sing in a scrapped video.