Beau and Chuck Berry

Beau and Chuck Berry are characters in Privates, a segment of It's All Been Done Radio Hour. They are the older brothers of Frank Berry, and are cops who patrol together known as the Blue Berrys. They don't like private detectives nor any friend of Frank's, though they don't believe he has friends.
First appearance: Privates #2.03 "Frank in the Bank, Jake in the Bed"
Number of appearances in Privates: 1
Actor: Nathan Haley (Beau) and Darren Esler (Chuck)
== Story ==
As children, Beau and Chuck always left Frank Berry, their younger brother, out of their activities, clubhouse, and games, considering him the black sheep of the family, and claiming he has been a pain in their backsides since the day he was born. They couldn't ask for a worse little brother, though Frank said they never gave him the chance. They were always mean, but never physically abusive.
They are rambunctious, and are known to whip their dicks out in public after a few beers. Beau doesn't think Frank deserves fair.
Beau and Chuck run into Frank and Detective Jake Cotton outside a bank on their beat. They ask Frank if he's casing the place, though don't believe Frank would dare break the law in their territory, though don't trust him to behave otherwise. They tell Frank his clothes look too fancy. They don't believe Frank is helping Jake with a case, and call Frank more mouse than man, and poor. Chuck says Frank is a sorry excuse for a Berry. But because they don't see any cash sticking out, they don't have any real reason to shake Frank down.
Frank says Jake is more brother to him than Chuck and Beau ever were, and that angers them. Beau demands Frank take back the comment, but instead Frank makes a 9/11 joke, which upsets them further. They don't want to hit him while they are in uniform, though. Chuck demands Frank and Jake meet them after shift at Sully's Gym, 7PM, for a fist fight. Frank says he and Jake will be there and Beau and Chuck leave.
Frank then tells Jake that Beau and Chuck won't show up for the fight, as they are more bluster than bite ("Frank in the Bank, Jake in the Bed").Category:Privates Character