Fred Jones versus Peter Venkman

thumb|right|335 px Fred Jones versus Peter Venkman is the third battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the eighteenth overall. It features leader of Mystery Incorporated, Fred, against leader of The Ghostbusters, Venkman, just to be interrupted by Beetlejuice.
==Battle Information==
Zombielicker as Fred Jones
Pool as Peter Venkman
WoodenHornets as Beetlejuice
beat by EDX Beats
Released on October 5, 2013
==Lyrics==
Fred:Hey, c’mon gang, there’s a mystery to be solved!Why this homo Neanderthal hasn’t even evolved!I’ll kick your ass like the Marshmallow Man, and I’ll make it swiftParapsychologist? What? Bro, do you even lift?You’ll be caught in a rap trap by the head of Mystery IncYou suck like your vacuum, and frankly, you stink!I’m the sleuth of Crystal Cove, danger is my middle nameWhat a night for a fright when I put you to shame
Venkman:If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, FredThey’ll call up the Ghostbusters with raps to leave you dead!Your whole super macho manly ego is off by a long shot!I mean no one's afraid of you in your sparkly girly ascot!I ain’t afraid of no ghosts, but you’re always running away!And you can’t stay with Daphne because your mind is astrayI’ll get Egon and Ray and we’ll screw this schmoozeTime to abuse your ass faster than Hitler beat le jews.
Fred:You curly haired sasquatch, you still wanna go at it?You’re sinking there Peter, better grab a life jacketHow bout I run your ass over with the Mystery Machine?Jeepers, it’s the creeper, you sick? You look a bit greenThis is the backstage rage, and now I’m the Puppet MasterPack your bags, you think you’re cool, but you’re just a nerdy bastardYou’ve lost already and there’s no doubt about it, I don’t need any cluesRap against you? I’d rather drink a glass of beetle juice!
Venkman:Back off, man! I’m a scientist, so you know what? Fuck your shit!Now watch as I cross the streams and lyrically explode you to bits!Go run crying home to your parents, OH WAIT, they don’t love you!Friends with a stoner, a slut, and a nerd? Get a clue!Go back to the 60's Fred, as I bring this battle to it's closerSince you dun fucked up with the man who defeated the great GozerI’ll whoop you meddling kids, and your pesky dog too!Then I’ll bust you on your ass and then I’ll kick you straight to Betelguese!
Beetlejuice:It's Showtime.I’m the ghost with the most, and Jinkies, am I fearsomeYou’ll both be scared sheetless when I initiate this threesomeYou're both mediocre at your work, and that cannot be deniedAnd when I'm finished with you, you'll both wish that you'd diedOh, Fred, scaring girls away like you’re the Headless horsemanZoinks, is that the hippie truck, NICE FUCKING VANAnd Venkman, really? Your rap attack is now through!The worst diss I could come up with is Ghostbusters II!I'll shove my 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot up your assesYou've got no business scaring spooks when I'm shocking the masses!So go on, make my millenium as I bid you adieuAnd I’ll finish you both off with a Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
==Trivia==
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