If MSM Characters Owned Social Media Apps ft. Beluga characters

=== Story ===
Beluga: *gets a news alert on his phone* What’s this?
Skittle: Beluga, I got one too!
News Alert: Breaking news! MSM characters now own social media apps!
*A wild Elon Tusk appeared!*
Elon Tusk: I am the new owner of Twitter!
Beluga: Are you Tuskski?
Elon Tusk: No and I am the new owner of Twitter!
Beluga: 🤓👆Um don’t you mean X? 
Elon Tusk: No, it’s Twitter.
Beluga: It is? Thank you for bringing back Twitter!
Skittle: Who is Instagram owned by?
*Mark Zuukerberg has entered the chat*
Mark Zuukerberg: I am the new owner of Instagram!
Beluga: Nobody asked. *goes on Instagram* Where’s all the posts? All I see are the “stop Susan Whajjeki stuff”
*A wild Hecker appeared!*
Hecker: *goes on Youtube* What happened to all the videos? All I see are the stuff that’s called “Jingle bells Zuuker Smells”. It’s not even Christmas yet!
Beluga: *gets another news alert* Another one?
Skittle: I got one too!
Hecker: Same!
News Alert: Breaking news! Mark Zuukerberg and Susan Whajjeki are starting a war with each other!
Beluga: That doesn’t sound so bad!
News Alert: Nuclear weapons will be used.
Beluga: Wait what?
To be continued…
=== Characters ===
Beluga
Skittle
Mark Zuukerberg
Susan Whajjeki
Minor Characters:
Hecker
Elon Tusk
=== Trivia ===
* Beluga is a YouTuber that makes Discord skits.