Shantae and Aladdin: Arabian Dreams (Chapter 9)

Chapter 9 is the ninth chapter of Shantae and Aladdin: Arabian Dreams written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "The Race".
==Plot==
(Still on the airship, Squid Baron is still taking his bath, playing with his rubber ducks)
*Squid Baron: Hey, who's the most powerful duck on the team? Who's the most powerful duck on the team? *play with the rubber ducks* Pow pow pow pow pow. I am stronger than you.
*Barracuda Joe: Oh, heya, still using that tub?
*Squid Baron: What are you doing here? Get out of here! This is a private area only.
*Barracuda Joe: This is no private area. We have a racing competition to go to.
*Squid Baron: Ooh, is it a underwater race?
*Barracuda Joe: Nope.
*Squid Baron: A go-kart racing competition?
*Barracuda Joe: Nah.
*Squid Baron: Oh i got one, a snail slurping competition.
*Barracuda Joe: How is that even a thing? It's a carpet race!
*Squid Baron: A carpet race? Who fly carpets nowadays?
*Ammonian #1: Sir! Jafar and Risky Boots are tied-up a rope. You two need to get your butts in here now!
*Barracuda Joe: Let's go Squid Boy. Turn off the water and get dried up.
*Squid Baron: The water is not even on! That's just plain dumb. The water is already on the tub. I'm just going to drain it.
(Back at the ship station, Risky Boots and Jafar are still tied up on a rope)
*Jafar: I can't get my staff with my feet. Why are we still stuck in this thing?
*Risky Boots: You should have transformed at first to burst those guys out. Now you made us look like fools.
*Jafar: Of course, i look like a fool just like the Sultan.
*Risky Boots: I'll cut off your fingers afterwards.
*Jafar: Don't ask me.
*Risky Boots: Didn't you bring Iago for the trip?
*Jafar: Um.....no.
*Risky Boots: No annoying parrot and now we're stuck together on a rope.
*Jafar: I can't get out.
*Risky Boots: It's all your fault! Shame on you.
*Jafar: Don't shame me.
(Squid Baron and Barracuda Joe came to check on Jafar and Risky Boots)
*Barracuda Joe: What is going on around here?
*Risky Boots: Oh god, you're here to un-tie us all.
*Squid Baron: Do you have like scissors?
*Barracuda Joe: You can't even cut.
*Squid Baron: My hands suck.
*Barracuda Joe: You don't have hands. You have wiggly legs.
*Squid Baron: What did you say about my legs?!
*Barracuda Joe: Nothing. You're not perfect at all.
*Squid Baron: I am the most perfect warp squid out of any warp squid that exist on this entire planet!
*Risky Boots: You guys suck at partnering up.
*Squid Baron: No we don't. He was bulling me.
*Ammo Baron: *get up* What a battle. What happen?
*Risky Boots: Hey, un-tie us all!
*Ammo Baron: Why are you two stuck together and all tied up in a rope.
*Jafar: That blue genie tied us for no reason and the group escaped.
*Ammo Baron: Prisoners. Never trust them to do their escape.
*Risky Boots: Just un-tie us you moron.
*Ammo Baron: Okay, jeez, you're such a rude pirate.
*Risky Boots: I'll tear your hat off.
*Ammo Baron: Don't ask me on my ship.
*Risky Boots: Ugh, i hate rules.
*Ammo Baron: Give me a knife.
*Barracuda Joe: Sure brother.
*Ammo Baron: *cut the rope* Ah, just the way it is.
*Squid Baron: Darn it. I miss my chance to get an award.
*Risky Boots: *stand up with Jafar* Perfect standing.
*Jafar: Where's my staff?
*Twitch: *give the staff to Jafar* Here your majesty. It's all yours.
*Jafar: We need to locate Shantae and all of her friends now.
*Vinegar: Great. Now we have to clean everything up afterwards.
*Ammo Baron: Stranger danger. We got a big game coming up. Back to the main base.
*Risky Boots: We have a little secret behind these hands of a army.
(Back with Shantae, Aladdin and the group riding on Genie's rocket ship)
*Aladdin: We almost died in here.
*Shantae: That ship is a one wicked of a torture.
*Jasmine: These soldiers are mean.
*Sky: One of them is a good one like Barracuda Joe.
*Bolo: Now we're somewhere in the ocean.
*Rottytops: Should we talk like a pirate?
*Sky: No.
*Bolo: I hate pirates.
*Shantae: Me too. They're mean.
*Cassim: Why are there land floating?
*Shantae: This place look familiar.
*Sky: Whoa, i know what this place is.
*Rottytops: It's a racing tournament.
*Shantae: It's Cape Crustsean.
*Aladdin: What's that?
*Shantae: It's a annual magic carpet racing tournament me and my friends used to go to.
*Rottytops: It was so fun that one of the racers got kicked out of their magic carpet from last year.
*Cassim: Oof, so scary.
*Genie: We have a magic flying carpet with us.
*Sky: It's still following us.
*Shantae: It's telling us to lead to the stadium.
*Aladdin: That's not a stadium. It's a half piece of a floating island like a fraction.
*Jasmine: Let's check what's on the floating island.
(On the floating island)
*Referee: I got all of my racers going.
*RaceBot: Yes yes yes. I am ready for the carpet race.
*Coach: I got all the racers name sir.
*Referee: This is why we're going to make money.
*RaceBot: Ho ho ho.
*Referee: Okay, let me see. RaceBot, check.
*RaceBot: *stand up*
*Referee: Blade, check.
*Blade: *punch his fist*
*Referee: Drake, check.
*Drake: Okie dokie.
*Referee: Chubs, check.
*Chubs: Don't even think about it.
*Referee: Snuggles, check.
*Snuggles: *giggle*
*Referee: Okay, i got everyone on the list. Including the people we don't know?
*Holly: *arrive from teleporting* Well hello, i didn't expect to see you.
*Referee: What the? Who are you?
*Holly: I am Holly Lingerbean. We are expecting to name the list of villains to race into this magic carpet race.
*Referee: You can't be in here. You are not allow to sneak by when the race isn't set up.
*Holly: What kind of a referee are you? How rude of you mister.
*Referee: You better leave or i'll call the police on you.
*Holly: No one is here to save you. Now i will erase your memories and write the name of the villains to join into the race.
*Shantae: Stop!
*Holly: Huh?
(Shantae, Aladdin and the gang arrives with Genie as a rocket ship)
*Genie: It look like someone needs our help.
*Shantae: This half-genie wishing memory is going down the drain.
*Aladdin: Stop right there.
*Holly: No. I thought i capture you all. *blast a memory burst on the gang*
*Jasmine: Genie, warp us.
*Genie: Uh oh. *warp from the memory blast*
*Holly: Where did they go?
*Genie: *warp and bump into Holly*
*Holly: Idiot!
*Genie: *stop by the ground* Get off.
*Rottytops: Why?
*Genie: We have a fight to catch up with.
*Holly: You're still alive?
*Referee: Oh god, you guys made it in.
*Shantae: Sure we did, it's nice to see you again.
*Genie: *let his friends get off his rocket ship and transform back into a Genie* It's a palooza-wooza time!
*Holly: Another genie?
*Aladdin: This time, we got a real one in.
*Genie: Oh yeah, Genie's in the house.
*Holly: I'll burst you away! *fire blast on the gang*
*Shantae: *punch the fire blast* You're not going to get away with this Holly Lingerbean.
*Holly: You destroy my attack? Now i'll destroy your friends.
*Referee: Go to the starting line my friends. The game is about to start soon.
*Blade: All righty my friend. *he and his racers fly with their magic carpets to the starting line*
*Shantae: *fight Holly*
*Holly: *kick Shantae*
*Shantae: *jump and spin kick on Holly*
*Holly: Drat.
*Shantae: *fire punch at Holly*
*Holly: *defense the punch*
*Shantae: What?
*Holly: *fire punch on Shantae*
*Shantae: Hey, you're copying my attacks.
*Holly: You're cheating yourself, faker.
*Shantae: No i'm not.
*Aladdin: Don't worry, i'm coming!
*Shantae: Aladdin, no.
*Aladdin: *kick Holly*
*Holly: Ow, you're mean.
*Shantae: What were you trying to do? I'm going to get rid of her.
*Aladdin: No, i was going to protect you.
*Shantae: No you're not. You could end up being captured again as a memory orb.
*Holly: I got you now both!
*Jasmine: *punch Holly* Stop.
*Bolo: Yeah, you go girl. Punch her back.
*Holly: A belly dancer.
*Jasmine: Ha, i'm no belly dancer than you think. *throw Holly off*
*Holly: You look like a half-genie to me.
*Jasmine: *giggle* No i'm not. Not even Princess Shantae can save her kingdom.
*Shantae: Kingdom? What Kingdom?
*Genie: Mushroom Kingdom? Dragon Kingdom? Magic Kingdom? Anything you name?
*Tuki: Sequin Land you say?
*Genie: Nuh uh. She was raised in that continent.
*Tuki: It's a World of Magic!
*Genie: World of Magic?
*Tuki: What point of magic do you not understand?
*Genie: Uh? Some magic beans that came right out of a fairy tale.
*Tuki: No. You're not getting it.
*Genie: D'oh!
*Shantae: *punch and kick Holly*
*Holly: I got something for you.
*Aladdin: *grab Holly* Shantae, now.
*Shantae: *try to punch Holly*
*Holly: *grab Shantae* Gotcha.
*Shantae: Let go of me.
*Rottytops: Don't worry, i will save you. *throw her head to Holly*
*Holly: *get hit by Rottytops' head* Stupid head.
*Rottytops: Ha ha ha. Look at me, i'm a head with a living soul.
*Holly: Get this thing away from me!
*Rottytops: I'm a head you dork.
*Holly: Where's your body?!
*Rottytops: My body is right there. *her body wave at Holly*
*Holly: Ahhh!
*Genie: Get back to your neck!
*Rottytops: I can't move my head around.
*Genie: Over here, get in here!
*Shantae: *grab Holly* Gotcha!
*Holly: Let go of me you purple drat.
*Shantae: You can't take her away.
*Holly: Let go.....NOW!
*Shantae: Guys, can you fight?
*Genie: I will, but, i, have, a talk over here.
*Jafar: *arrive from teleporting with Risky Boots and Ammo Baron* What is going on around here.
*Aladdin: Jafar.
*Jafar: You tried to defeat us all? No mercy for you.
*Aladdin: Shantae, we got more coming.
*Risky Boots: We need to kill all of them.
*Ammo Baron: Not on my watch. I got them now.
*Genie: Wait, no.
*Referee: Guys, guys. The game is about to start. You guys need to pack up and get into your carpets.
*Shantae: Ha ha. Nice try.
*Risky Boots: Referee, the genie and prince is there. Kick them off now.
*Referee: Sorry miss, we have to move and the game is about to start in less than a minute.
*Risky Boots: Damn you Referee. We'll deal with you all later.
*Sky: Take it to your mouth rotten pirate.
*Risky Boots: Beat it to yourself feather girl.
*Sky: I hope you lose the match.
*Risky Boots: I'll cut your neck afterwards.
*Shantae: Guys, we have to move.
*Genie: I bet we go away like a bunch of cowards who aren't in the race.
*Shantae: We need to check what's up with the Ammonian Army.
*Aladdin: They're in the race?
*Genie: I guess so.
*Rottytops: We're not on that race. So we can't join.
*Shantae: No, look.
(A few of the Ammonians are getting into their space pods to enter the race)
*Rottytops: What is happening? I thought it is a magic carpet race.
*Shantae: They look like they're gonna bomb the race.
*Genie: Oh no, it can't be happening.
*Aladdin: Do you have any plan?
*Shantae: I know. All we gotta do is sign up for the race.
*Aladdin: What? We're not even on the race.
*Shantae: We'll tell the Referee to get us all signed and we're good to go.
*Sky: Isn't that a bit late?
*Shantae: No. We still got time.
*Rottytops: All we gotta do is sign up.
(At the sign up room where the Referee is)
*Referee: What a twist mess, i'm going to make some calls.
*Shantae: *enter the room* Well hello there. We would like to have a talk.
*Referee: Um, hello? Didn't i seen you already outside?
*Shantae: Well yeah. I would like to have a bunch of friends join on your race. Will ya?
*Referee: I'm sorry. The race's full. Everyone is competing in except for you guys.
*Aladdin: What?
*Genie: That's a rip-off. How could you do this to us?
*Referee: I make the rules here. Over 10 racers are going to compete and plus, we have a special touranament for the Ammonian Army today.
*Shantae: You got to be joking.
*Aladdin: You still have blank lists to get people signed.
*Referee: Do i look like i make people join the race? No, just no.
*Sky: So it's not free?
*Referee: It is. You gotta sign up to get into the competition and write your name and homeland to get in to one of those big boys.
*Cassim: This look like a joke to me.
*Rottytops: What a rip-off.
*Referee: Do i look funny to you?
*Tuki: Oh, i got a serious question for you.
*Referee: What are you doing? Stop staring at me.
*Tuki: *stare at the Referee* I see a future in your heart. You may want to bring more racers in to join the magic carpet competition.
*Referee: Um okay, it doesn't look like a deal to me.
*Tuki: You must see with your own eyes.
*Referee: Huh? Where?
*Tuki: Trust in me. The game is upon you.
*Referee: I trust in you.
*Rottytops: Are you hypnotizing him?
*Tuki: Just feel in me. Don't move a head.
*Referee: Ahhh, i see.
*Tuki: See in your eyes, let our friends join the race.
*Referee: I see in your eyes.
*Tuki: A future is only limit to the test.
*Genie: That's it, we had enough of him. *punch the Referee to the wall*
*Tuki: Genie!
*Genie: We're wasting time. The game start in less than a minute.
*Shantae: So what's next?
*Tuki: Genie, brainwash him and let us join the race.
*Genie: I can't hear you?
*Tuki: Brainwash him and control him to make us join the race!
*Genie: Oh, i get it. Don't forget the magic word.
*Tuki: Please?
*Genie: You got it! Ready or not, here come your magic wish! *brainwash the Referee*
*Referee: Oh, wow. What kind of place is this?
*Genie: Hi, i would like to know if you could sign us up to the magic carpet race you said.
*Referee: Oh sure, i should get you guys signed.
*Shantae: Yes!
*Aladdin: We're going to the race.
*Referee: Okay, just tell us your names and i can get you guys signed.
*Genie: My name is Genie and this is
*Referee: Alright. That's a lot of people with names.
*Genie: Check.
*Aladdin: *thumbs up on Genie*
*Referee: Any magic carpets to choose?
*Genie: Um, can we share for all?
*Referee: Huh? But you brought only one carpet. Don't you need more than one carpet?
*Genie: We need a few extras.
*Shantae: I can't just make one carpet or another.
*Jasmine: Can you at least clone them into one?
*Genie: Uh? Yes, i can do that. But no, i don't know how to make one to another one.
*Tuki: Just do it.
*Genie: Fine. I'll do it myself. *create various clones of the magic carpet*
*Referee: Wow, that's a lot.
*Genie: Now we can ride for the race.
*Referee: Alright, you're all good to go.
*Shantae: What's next?
*Referee: Just get into the race. The game will start in 2 minutes.
*Genie: Two minutes? We gotta go ladies and gentleman.
*Shantae: Get on to your carpets.
*Bolo: Let's roll for the game!
*Referee: Go outside. Game is starting soon.
*Genie: Outside, outside. We got a game coming up!
(Outside of the starting line, all of the racers are in with their magic carpets)
*RaceBot: Ho ho ho, time to race, time to race.
*Blade: He he he, who's going to win me a buck of zeni?
*Drake: You know i do.
*Snuggles: Heck yeah. Whatever.
*Drake: One in a million.
*Chubs: Yay!
*RaceBot: Wait, we're having more people in?
(Shantae, Aladdin and the gang arrive for the magic carpet race)
*Genie: Woo, we're here at last.
*Shantae: That's a lot of ships.
*Aladdin: I bet they're all gonna cheat for the game.
(At Ammo Baron's airship, most of the ships are flying for the starting line)
*Ammo Baron: We're all going in at one. One big showdown.
*Risky Boots: I hope those two arabian-brats will lose the race.
*Jafar: With those racers competing, we need to set the traps on them.
*Risky Boots: I got my eye on Shantae.
*Jafar: If they cheat, we throw a bomb on them.
*Risky Boots: They brought a naga snake with them. This snake is going to be my target for the day.
*Ammo Baron: Our weapons are ready for the race.
*Risky Boots: This isn't a war or a death battle Ammo Moron.
*Ammo Baron: Don't you guys like fighting?
*Risky Boots: *choke Ammo Baron* We like to fight and that's none of your business.
*Ammo Baron: Choking, not breathing.
*Risky Boots: *stop choking Ammo Baron* There you have it.
*Ammo Baron: We need to win.......we need to win.
*Risky Boots: Of course we will win.
*Ammo Baron: I got my weapons ready and my guns ready.
*Squid Baron: Oh boy, it's time for a napkin race!
*Ammo Baron: What? We're not riding on a little napkin!
*Squid Baron: Then how about a car race.
*Ammo Baron: Nope. We don't even have flying cars yet in this generation.
*Squid Baron: How about a cat race?
*Risky Boots: Cats don't even fly.
*Squid Baron: Then, what about a magic carpet race?
*Jafar: Ah, precisely.
*Squid Baron: Cheeses! I am right.
*Risky Boots: I hate that squid.
*Squid Baron: Does that mean we can go?
*Jafar: Yes! You drove us crazy all morning.
*Squid Baron: What a nag.
*Ammo Baron: The game's starting. Get into your ship pods now.
*Risky Boots: I'll see you on the starting line Ammo.
*Ammo Baron: Keep up the good work.
*Squid Baron: Where do i find my ship pod?
*Ammo Baron: It's in the ship pod area. Everyone go find your pods and get moving.
*Hypno Baron: We're going.
*Twitch: See ya boss.
*Vinegar: Once again, we're going for the goal.
*Barracuda Joe: No matter what, i'm not going.
*Ammo Baron: You're invited and go get your ship pod!
*Barracuda Joe: Fine. You won't regret it. Next time i'm leading the army.
*Ammo Baron: This guy never learns how to act like a soldier.
(At the starting line of the race, the Referee come up on magic carpet to make an announcement)
*Referee: Ladies and gentleman. Happy new year and welcome to the Annual Magic Carpet Race!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Referee: Oh boy, we have like over 100 racers competing. Most of them are with their ships and this should be more of a annual ship race.
*Drake: We racers are suppose to be riding carpets, not ships.
*RaceBot: That's a lot of ship pods around.
*Blade: Only a few of the magic carpet racers are there.
*Chubs: It's going to be a bumpy ride.
*Snuggles: First place is mine. I'm calling it.
*Shantae: You guys are going down.
*Drake: Damn girl, you're hot.
*Shantae: You're gross.
*Drake: Didn't we race ya last time?
*Sky: Who are those racers?
*Shantae: They must be the same people we faced from last year.
*Aladdin: Are they your friends?
*Shantae: No. They're my competitors.
*Aladdin: You competed with them?
*Shantae: Yes. They all lost in the race, It seems that we're gonna beat them again for justice.
*Sky: These losers won't get into first place, but us.
*Bolo: This is a pain in the back of the game.
*Rottytops: I gotta get my head in the game.
*Genie: Put your head in the race?
*Rottytops: No. I'm going to race for the gold.
*Genie: Alright. Bring it on racers.
*Shantae: Ret-2-Go.
*Rottytops: Oh god, i forgot my racing clothes for the magic carpet race.
*Sky: You don't need your racing clothes. You look just perfect.
*Rottytops: Whatever. The race is about to start soon.
*Sky: Get ready.
*Rottytops: The Referee is about to make us fly.
*Referee: Okay, we are about to get started.
*Genie: It's about time to race.
*Referee: Are your marks, get set, FLY!
(The contestants started flying with their magic carpets to the fly)
*Genie: It's racing time!
*Shantae: These carpets fly good!
*Sky: They're heading to first place.
*Shantae: No one is going to be in first place, but us.
*Bolo: Gotta cheat fast.
*Drake: Hey, these guys are moving their carpets to cheat!
*Genie: How did they know we're cheating? We're not!
*Shantae: We have to jump.
*Aladdin: Jump for what?
*Shantae: Jump to the magic carpets to reach the goal!
*Sky: Let's go for a ride.
*Genie: Ready or not, push them over!
*Shantae: I'm on my watch! *jump and push Drake over*
*Drake: *fall* What the hell!
*Shantae: Boo-yah!
*Aladdin: Alright, you're on the spot.
*Shantae: I'm moving forward.
*Drake: *land on RaceBot's carpet*
*RaceBot: Heyo.
*Drake: *push RaceBot out of the carpet* Out of the way*
*RaceBot: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. *land on the carpet*
*Genie: You know what? Let's cheat.
*Aladdin: I'm going in!
*Shantae: Hey, that's my carpet.
*Aladdin: We're not going on a love relationship, are we?
*Bolo: Hey, that's my girl!
*Jasmine: It's the right girl for you.
*Bolo: We're gonna lose the race.
*Rottytops: Get back to your carpet!
*Shantae: There's another one!
*Aladdin: Get on!
*Shantae: *jump on the carpet*
*RaceBot: Gotta fly fast!
*Aladdin: Go kick the robot out.
*Shantae: Aye aye. *jump to the other carpet*
*RaceBot: What are you doing in my seat?
*Shantae: *kick the RaceBot out* Sorry. I need this for emergency.
*RaceBot: *falling* Whoa, i can't fly!
*Aladdin: Oh no, please don't tell me that they're on the race.
(The airships are flying over to the race)
*Ammo Baron: Looks like we're about to win for the goal.
*Ammonian #1: What is this? Is that-
*Ammo Baron: The heroes are in the race! We must kick them out.
*Ammonian #2: Grab your guns!
*Ammo Baron: Get ready, it's going to get a bit tricky.
*Ammonian #3: Fire in the hole!
*Ammo Baron: *shoot at Genie*
*Sky: Genie look out!
*Genie: What the fudge? *dodge the bullet shot*
*Rottytops: What kind of dart is that?
*Genie: They're gun shots, also known as bullets. They go right into your body and you get shot!
*Shantae: They're still in the race?
*Sky: It's Ammo Baron and his army of Ammonians! We need to reach first place in order to get away from them.
*Genie: *look in his telescope* Whoa! They're here.
*Rottytops: This is bad news for everyone who is racing on the track.
*Shantae: I'll keep an eye on the Ammonians.
*Jasmine: Oh great, now they're riding their ships to speed by us.
*Sky: How can we move these things fast?
*Jasmine: They're just carpets. They don't even have devices on them.
*Genie: Can i turn into a plane?
*Sky: No. You can't cheat.
*Genie: That stinks.
*Bolo: Just do it on your own.
*Genie: One of you guys sneak to the airship.
*Shantae: I'll take this one from here.
*Aladdin: Don't forget me.
*Genie: Here i go! *fly with his magic carpet with Rottytops*
*Rottytops: Up and away!
*Aladdin: We need to stop that airship!
*Sky: I'll keep in track of the racers.
*Shantae: Now it is time to sneak into the big airship.
*Aladdin: Last one there is a old carpet.
(Shantae, Aladdin, Genie and Rottytops made it to the airship)
*Genie: Good landing. This look like dignity.
*Shantae: Soldiers incoming. Hide.
(Shantae, Aladdin, Genie and Rottytops hide on the boxes as two soldiers walk by)
*Rottytops: That was pretty close.
*Genie: Don't say a word.
*Rottytops: I didn't do anything.
*Shantae: You're going to get us caught.
*Rottytops: I didn't start all of this just because we move to the other side doesn't mean that we can get caught in seconds.
*Shantae: That's a lot of goosebumps.
*Aladdin: We need to get inside of the airship.
*Shantae: I know how to pass those guys. Transform! *transform to a chameleon*
(Two Ammonian guards are standing while Shantae crawl into the door to turn the door knob)
*Shantae: Push...push...push.
*Ammonian Guard #1: Hey, is that a pet chameleon?
*Ammonian Guard #2: Someone brought a animal into the airship.
*Ammonian Guard #1: No pets allowed. You should just go and fly off.
*Shantae: Hey, let me go.
*Ammonian Guard #1: You're going to the sea.
*Ammonian Guard #2: Where's the cage? Grab the cage and throw her off with the sharks.
*Aladdin: She's in danger.
*Genie: Go rescue her, Agrabah prince.
*Aladdin: What are you doing? Leave this chameleon alone.
*Ammonian Guard #1: Back away man. You are no match for this entry.
*Aladdin: *fight the ammonian guard*
*Ammonian Guard #1: *fist punch Aladdin*
*Ammonian Guard #2: Come over here.
*Aladdin: *throw the second ammonian guard off and punch the first ammonian guard by grabbing Shantae*
*Ammonian Guard #1: I think i broke my teeth.
*Aladdin: Screw off. *kick the ammonian guard off*
*Ammonian Guard #1: *fall off*
*Shantae: Meanies.
*Aladdin: Are you okay?
*Shantae: Oh yes. These guys almost throw me off the ship.
*Aladdin: *look at Genie and Rottytops* The course is clear. You can get out now!
*Genie: What took you so long?
*Aladdin: It was only for seconds. It doesn't matter.
*Rottytops: I shouldn't have throw my head on those guards you just kicked out.
*Shantae: We need to find that Ammo Baron guy and take him down the race.
*Genie: Go into the door to head over to the inside.
*Aladdin: There's a lot of soldiers. So we gotta be careful.
*Genie: Don't get caught by those skull heads.
(Inside of the airship, the ammonian guards are walking as Genie, Rottytops, Aladdin and Shantae hide into the box)
*Genie: They're not looking at us.
*Aladdin: Just be quiet.
*Rottytops: They're just walking and guarding over.
*Shantae: Don't try to get caught. Let's move this box over and pass by the guards.
*Genie: Now we got some Metal Solid Style going on.
*Shantae: Spies in Disguise. How about that, fresh genie?
*Genie: I'm a fresh genie of Agrabah. You know how the rhythm works?
*Ammonian Soldier #1: Did you hear fresh genie?
*Ammonian Soldier #2: I think they're down here.
*Shantae: They hear us.
*Genie: Uh oh, that's not too looking good.
*Ammonian Soldier #1: *take the box out* Halt! They're hiding in the box.
*Genie: Eek! Soldiers. Do something you guys.
*Aladdin: *punch the ammonian soldier*
*Rottytops: *kick the ammonian soldier*
*Aladdin: *roll over and jump to punch the ammonian soldier*
*Genie: *punch and kick every ammonian soldier*
*Shantae: Transform! *transform into a elephant to bump into all the ammonians and smash the door*
*Genie: Bang slamma! What a bang.
*Aladdin: Shantae, are you alright?
*Shantae: Yes, i am okay.
*Genie: Man, you look like Abu as a elephant during the Prince Ali celebration.
*Shantae: Ha ha, very funny. I don't know who that Prince Ali guy is.
*Aladdin: I am Prince Ali.
*Shantae: Prince Aladdin?
*Aladdin: Yeah, that was my prince name when i returned to Agrabah to see the princess.
*Shantae: I did the same thing today.
*Genie: First we have a prince coming over, and now we have a princess coming over.
*Aladdin: Are they trying to win over Jasmine?
*Genie: She's not a prize to be won.
*Aladdin: You can't change the past, but you can change the future.
*Shantae: I see more ammonian soldiers coming.
*Genie: Ooh, someone is going to get a beating.
*Aladdin: Knock them all out.
*Shantae: *bump into the ammonians*
*Genie: We're getting funky!
*Rottytops: Tartar sauce!
*Aladdin: *jump and punch the ammonian*
*Rottytops: *throw a toxic bomb at the ammonians*
*Shantae: *make a elephant sound to break the door*
*Rottytops: Get ready to rumble!
*Genie: *use his cannon hands to shoot on the walls* Boom chacka-lacka.
*Aladdin: Get to the base!
*Shantae: Transform! *transform into a squirrel*
*Aladdin: *throw the bomb at the locked door*
*Shantae: The next room is this way.
*Aladdin: Um, why are you a cute squirrel?
*Shantae: I am a squirrel that doesn't place a big acorn in the ice age.
*Genie: *transform into a bull* Who's going to get knocked out of the ship?
*Rottytops: Is that a moose?
*Genie: I'm a bull you rotten skull.
*Rottytops: You're a moose to me.
*Genie: You're dumb.
*Rottytops: Can i ride on you?
*Genie: What? No.
*Rottytops: I still forgot my race clothes.
*Genie: Just go to the next room, sweetheart.
*Aladdin: *open the door to the next room* Oh brother.
(The ammonians watch Shantae, Aladdin, Genie and Rottytops from entering the ship station)
*Shantae: Oh nuts.
*Ammonian Soldier #3: What is going on around here?
*Aladdin: We got another fight coming.
*Genie: Get ready. We're about to get beaten by those soldiers in blue.
*Ammonian #3: Shoot them!
*Genie: *knock out every ammonian with his horns*
*Rottytops: Burn baby burn!
*Shantae: *jump and knock every ammonian out*
*Genie: Yee haw. Yeah. Alright.
*Rottytops: *throw a bomb at the ammonians*
*Genie: Bull coming through.
*Shantae: *bite the ammonian's arm*
*Ammonian #4: Ah! Squirrel!
*Shantae: Transform! *jump and transform into a kangaroo, punching every ammonian into the wall* Kung pow!
*Aladdin: *use a sword to fight the ammonian*
*Ammonian #5: Ah ha, now it's a clash.
*Aladdin: I got you first. 
*Ammonian #5: Not so fast.
*Aladdin: Back off!
*Ammonian #5: *hit Aladdin's sword to the ground*
*Aladdin: This is my last chance.
*Ammonian #5: Any last words before i slice you up like a meat?
*Aladdin: Guess what? *punch the ammonian*
*Ammonian #5: *drop the sword* Gah.
*Aladdin: Nice try animal killer.
*Ammonian #5: Where's my gun? I forgot my gun.
*Genie: *bump the ammonian* Coming right up!
*Aladdin: Genie.
*Genie: Glad to save your butt all the way.
*Aladdin: Common sense.
*Shantae: Ooh, fire alarm.
*Genie and Rottytops: No!
*Shantae: What? It's just a alarm.
*Aladdin: Don't even press it.
*Shantae: *punch the fire alarm* See. I just punch the alarm.
(The alarm sound goes on the airship)
*Shantae: Uh oh, this alarm has a secret way on bleeping the lights on it's size.
*Aladdin: Now look what you done. We're all going to get caught.
*Genie: Oh no, we gotta run.
*Rottytops: Let's find another airship to crash in.
*Aladdin: Right in.
(Many ammonians start jumping in to shoot their targets on the heroes)
*Ammonian #6: Walk on target men! Shoot on the shapeshifting genie!
*Genie: Look out boys and girls! The bullets are coming.
*Ammonian #6: Shoot!
*Ammonians: *shoot at the heroes*
*Aladdin: *grab a stick to block the bullets out*
*Shantae: This is going to get crazy.
*Genie: There is only one way out of this.
*Shantae: Let's jump to another airship.
*Genie: *transform into a griffin* Okie dokie my friends! *break into the airship's door*
*Shantae: Wait, don't leave us.
*Genie: Never leaving a friend behind.
*Shantae: *transform into a harvy*
*Aladdin: You're a flying bird?
*Shantae: I can transform into anything. I told you about it before.
*Aladdin: We gotta get out before they shoot us.
*Genie: Hold on and we're out!
(Aladdin hold on to Shantae and Rottytops hold on to Genie as they fly out of the airship)
*Rottytops: Woo hoo!
*Genie: Out of the ship!
*Shantae: Flying hard.
*Aladdin: Are we ahead of the group?
*Genie: There's one where the Ammo Baron is there.
*Shantae, Aladdin and Rottytops: What?!
*Genie: Trust me, i sense people in minds and know people names in minds.
*Aladdin: Are you some sort of genius?
*Genie: I am a professor and a hypothesis in universe studying.
*Aladdin: Didn't you had like cosmic powers since we were at the oasis?
*Genie: Cosmic powers blast! *blast cosmic powers at the other airship door*
*Rottytops: Wow, bonkers.
*Aladdin: Get in the other airship!
(Shantae, Aladdin, Genie and Rottytops made it to the other airship)
*Rottytops: Shoot, now what?
*Shantae: We must go straight.
*Genie: More soldiers. Go forward!
*Ammo Baron: They're over there!
*Aladdin: Why can't we just fight him?
*Shantae: We gotta run!
*Ammo Baron: Come back here you party animals!
*Ammonians: *shoot at the heroes*
*Genie: *transform into a knight and use his shield to block the bullets* Go ahead, i'll teach these guys a lesson.
*Rottytops: We can't leave you behind getting killed.
*Genie: Go now!
*Aladdin: We should go ahead.
*Ammo Baron: Don't let them get away!
*Genie: You are no match for a knight!
*Ammo Baron: I'll shoot your shield off and stab you with a gun.
*Genie: Make me captain! *scream and bump into the ammonians*
*Ammo Baron: *shoot at Genie's shield*
*Genie: *bump Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: Ouch!
*Genie: Pray for your words, get ready to get sliced up to pieces.
*Ammo Baron: Please don't stab me.
*Genie: I'll stab you, if you threated me to shoot on my head.
(Shantae, Aladdin and Rottytops are into the weapon room to look for guns to use for battle)
*Shantae: *transform back into a half-genie* What kind of guns are those?
*Aladdin: I never seen those weapons before in my life.
*Rottytops: We seen these when the ammonians were attacking Scuttle Town a few years back then.
*Shantae: How about we test out this alpha gun?
*Aladdin: Shantae, no.
*Shantae: *blast the laser to the gun*
*Aladdin: Did you just?
*Shantae: It's just a weapon. It burns to sticky metal.
*Rottytops: It look like glue.
*Shantae: This could help save the world from destruction.
*Aladdin: Oh really. I wouldn't use that if i were you.
*Shantae: I had a good feeling about this.
*Aladdin: This isn't good news. It's bad news.
*Rottytops: I hate bad news.
*Shantae: I think we should help Genie out on the fight.
*Aladdin: Let's help him out.
(Genie and Ammo Baron start a fight together in the airship)
*Genie: Super duper punch! *punch Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: That was weak.
*Genie: Cosmic punch! *cosmic punch on Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: What kind of powers do you have?
*Genie: You'll never learn. This is the last stand for your ship.
*Ammo Baron: I am so ready to pop you out of the ship.
*Genie: Don't pop me. I'll pop your guns out.
*Ammo Baron: I wish i can set you free.
*Genie: Deny! You are out! *punch Ammo Baron to the wall*
(Shantae, Aladdin and Rottytops came with the guns)
*Shantae: What happen?
*Aladdin: Is it over already?
*Genie: I beat him.
*Rottytops: We miss the fight?
*Genie: The battle is over. Everyone in this ship is a fraud.
*Aladdin: All of them were cheating to win. The workers were brainwashed by Jafar's forces.
*Genie: I know how to shut down the ship.
*Shantae, Aladdin, Genie and Rottytops teleport to the control area)
*Genie: Ah ha. There it is.
*Joe: Hey, what are you doing in the ship?
*Shantae: Stay back Joe, you don't wanna be part of this.
*Joe: Hands on the heroes.
*Aladdin: *shoot on Joe*
*Shantae: What did you do?
*Aladdin: I did shot him.
*Ammonian Police: Waring! You're going to jail!
*Rottytops: We're in the sky you dork.
*Ammonian Police: But you're getting out of here.
*Shantae: Shut down the ship!
*Aladdin: *press the alarm button*
*Shantae: Not again.
*Ammonian Police: Grab them.
*Shantae: *fight the ammonians*
*Aladdin: *kick the ammonians*
*Genie: *throw two rings at the ammonians*
*Rottytops: Let's get funky.
*Genie: *shoot cosmic beams on the ammonians*
*Aladdin: *try to move the ship over*
*Ammonian Police: Hey, get out of here.
*Aladdin: I'm going to crash your ship.
*Ammonian Police: Grab this prince.
*Genie: *block the police* Aladdin, i got him.
*Aladdin: Let's crash to the finish line.
*Shantae: No. That's where we cross the line to end the race.
*Genie: We're like far away to the finish.
*Rottytops: This is the craziest race ever.
(Back with Jasmine's group in the race)
*Jasmine: How long is this line to finish?
*Bolo: The stadium is now far away from the finish line!
*Sky: This is like riding a airplane to get into a country for a hour.
*Tuki: That carpet is making me itch.
*Cassim: What are the girls doing in their ship?
*Bolo: Oh no, it's Twitch and Vinegar.
*Twitch: Passing through?
*Jasmine: Move out of the way, we're trying to win.
*Vinegar: You wouldn't win a race without us.
*Sky: You're not going to win. You're gonna lose.
*Twitch: Make us you cowards.
*Cassim: Hey, you're facing the wrong way. The right way is straight up your faces.
*Vinegar: Who cares. We're going to beat you anyways.
*Cassim: Race battle coming through!
*Twitch: *shoot at the heroes*
*Tuki: *shoot spit prison at Vinegar*
*Vinegar: Ah, there's poison all over me.
*Tuki: Hope you get boo-boos all over your body.
*Vinegar: That naga snake creeps me out.
*Bolo: Where are the guns? Didn't we bring them for the war?
*Jasmine: Our world doesn't have guns.
*Bolo: Then why didn't you make one?
*Cassim: Dodge!
*Sky: Duck the shots out!
*Bolo: We're all toast.
*Cassim: I'll protect you all.
*Bolo: No guns, no battle.
*Sky: Wrench, attack them.
*Wrench: *attack Twitch and Vinegar*
*Twitch: Get this bird off me!
*Bolo: Hope you two crash together.
*Vinegar: Just kill it!
*Twitch: It's dead. *slap Wrench*
*Sky: meanie.
*Cassim: What is taking Genie so long to come back.
(Back at the airship, Shantae, Rottytops and Genie are still fighting the ammonians as Aladdin is trying to move the ship down to the finish line)
*Aladdin: Almost there. Come on.
*Ammonian Police: Get out of there.
*Shantae: *grab the ammonian police* Stop.
*Ammonian Police: You're gonna make me fall.
*Shantae: Let the ship die already!
*Ammonian Police: *hold his gun to Aladdin*
*Aladdin: Genie, a little help?
*Genie: Footloose! *throw a hammer at ammonian police*
*Rottytops: Are we going down under?
*Aladdin: Do something rotten girl!
*Rottytops: *throw a spoon at the ammonian* I won!
*Aladdin: No you don't. You only threw a spoon.
*Rottytops: Bummer.
*Genie: My friends are calling for help. I'll go help them out. *teleport*
*Aladdin: Genie?
*Shantae: He left without us.
(Jasmine, Bolo and the gang are still fighting Twitch and Vinegar)
*Bolo: We're all going to be roasted.
*Jasmine: Stop whining. I can handle them myself.
*Genie: *teleport* Not so fast. *blow Twitch and Vinegar away*
*Twitch: Whee!
*Vinegar: I hate you!
*Genie: So long ladies.
*Jasmine: Genie, you're back.
*Genie: The Genie has returned!
*Jasmine: Thank god you made it. Where's the others?
*Genie: Oh brother. I left them off at the airship.
(Back at the airship where Aladdin is about to crash the ship to the ground)
*Aladdin: We're about to crash.
*Ammonian Police: Great. You mess it up!
*Rottytops: *throw her head to the ammonian police* Pardon the head!
*Shantae: We're going down!
*Rottytops: Uh oh.
(The airships crash into the finish spot, leading explosions into the race)
*Referee: What is going on around here?
*Shantae: *get up* Crash landing.
*Aladdin: *get up* Is anyone okay?
*Rottytops: I can't feel my body.
*Aladdin: I got your arm.
*Rottytops: I'm broken like a block.
*Aladdin: Stop playing around. Your belly is right there.
*Rottytops: My feet!
*Shantae: She's just being silly.
*Aladdin: Where's the others?
(The rest of the heroes made it to the lap)
*Jasmine: Are you guys okay?
*Shantae: Yes we are.
*Rottytops: I'm a butterfly.
*Shantae: No you're not.
*Genie: Did we win?
*Aladdin: No we did not.
*Bolo: The race's clogged up.
*Drake: Aw man.
*Chubs: The race's messed up.
*Smuggles: There's no trophy or water.
*RaceBot: There's a lot of error around here.
*Ammo Baron: *get up along with his soldiers* What the heck just happen?
*Shantae: It can't be 2016 all over again.
*Risky Boots: *get up* What a mess.
*Jafar: *grab Iago* You useless weaklings.
*Iago: We lost the race, then we won the race.
*Jafar: Ammo Baron, we screw up the race. We can start all over by making a new one.
*Ammo Baron: No. Not without a fight.
*Squid Baron: *get up with the barons* I can't feel my tentacles. They're smoking some weed.
*Techno Baron: Shut up moron.
*Hypno Baron: This is quite a disappointment.
*Jafar: You now have the ability to float. *power up Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: *float* You beat my time score. You beat my place. Now i got a lesson to teach for you all.
*Genie: Plenty of Ammo Baron to go 'round.
*Rottytops: Psyyyyyy-che.
*Ammo Baron: Sorry fellas. Didn't hardly see you there.
*Jasmine: We were racing the whole time.
*Ammo Baron: Look. We're at max capacity. So how 'bout you step aside and make room for a REAL MAN! Eyes on the prize, ladies and gentlemen! No one can resist a man in uniform!
*Risky Boots: Make your wish captain.
*Ammo Baron: Jafar, i wish to be the most powerful Baron on the galaxy.
*Jafar: Your wish has been wished. *transform Ammo Baron into a powerful form in red*
*Ammo Baron: Perfect. So, who's gonna be the lucky lass? Huh?
*Squid Baron: You know i do!
*Ammo Baron: Shut up red squid!
*Squid Baron: Jeez, how rude of you. You burned my tacos last week in a Mexican restaurant.
*Ammo Baron: I got a flying carpet uniform and about a dozen animated movie soundtracks to choose from.
*Aladdin: Hey! We got a flying carpet you big dork.
*Genie: How can you expect a live-action remake to happen when you predict a bad CGI of a character to spread into memes.
*Squid Baron: No one cares about animation, duh!
*Ammo Baron: Shut your mouth! Like i was saying, i'm gonna show the world what i'm made of.
*Aladdin: You know i'm ready to fight.
*Ammo Baron: We're gonna soar over and under clouds, fly low and drag our fingers in a lake, all that garbage. Step right up for a clash. Anyone? Nobody.
*Sky: Pass.
*Genie: I'm out.
*Ammo Baron: You can't leave without skipping a heart-felt musical number! *punch Genie*
*Genie: *get punched in slow-motion*
*Aladdin: Genie!
*Genie: *land down* That was painful.
*Referee: You cheated during the whole lap. You are now dis-
*Ammo Baron: *shoot on the Referee*
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Ammo Baron: Let's boosh!
*Shantae: Bring it on! *jump and punch Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: If you hit me. You must face the laser of my powers. *shoot lasers everywhere*
*Everyone: *scream and leave the stadium*
*Rottytops: *throw her head to Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: Ouch. Stupid rat.
*Rottytops: I'm not a rat. *put her head back on* I'm a human zombie.
*Ammo Baron: Men, let's stack together.
*Ammonians: *float in the air*
*Risky Boots: What are they doing?
*Ammo Baron: Charge!
*Ammonian: *fly after the heroes*
*Aladdin: *punch and knock every ammonian out*
*Shantae: *fire shot at the ammonians*
*Sky: *throw feathers at the ammonians*
*Ammo Baron: I cannot be defeated!
*Shantae: *jump and punch Ammo Baron*
*Tuki: *bite a ammonian*
*Shantae: *fire blast at the ammonians*
*Ammo Baron: That was hot!
*Shantae: Rapid punch! *rapid punch on Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: Aurrrggghhhh. My strong belly.
*Abu: *jump and bite the ammonian's arms*
*Bolo: *kick and punch the ammonians*
*Sky: Wrench, sharp them out.
*Wrench: *sharp the ammonians' uniforms with his feet*
*Ammo Baron: Oh look what you done.
*Shantae: That's it, you're grounded!
*Ammo Baron: You're not my mom!
*Shantae: You'll see. *fire plasma blast on the ammonians*
*Ammo Baron: Gah.
*Tuki: I got the captain. *bite Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: *deforms* The captain is right here.
*Risky Boots: Don't judge me you moron.
*Tuki: *throw Ammo Baron to the ground* Ladies, take him away.
*Twitch and Vinegar: Yes Miss Snake. *hold Ammo Baron*
*Jafar: We must retreat!
*Squid Baron: We come in peace!
(More airships came to warp Risky Boots' minions and the ammonians to the airships and fly off)
*Shantae: We're not finished with you until our next fight!
*Aladdin: That was a trainwreck.
*Cassim: I hate tragedies.
*Referee: *get up* You guys did great. You all win.
*Cassim: It was a quick battle.
*Tuki: There's a spaceship we can use.
*Genie: *wake up* What did i miss?
*Rottytops: We're outta here.
*RaceBot: Did i win?
(Shantae and Aladdin's group get on the spaceship as they start the computer up to travel to a place)
*Bolo: Where we heading?
*Shantae: There's a desert we can travel to.
*Aladdin: Make a move there captain.
*Shantae: Up and away.
(The spaceship lifts up and fly to the desert)
*Referee: So long winners and losers. We gotta clean this mess up from the crash.
TO BE CONTINUED
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