All Bobs Go To Heaven

All Bobs Go To Heaven is the first episode of SpongeBob's Seventh Heaven.
== Synopsis ==
SpongeBob dies and then everybody harasses Larry.
== Transcript ==
Notice: the grammar is intentionally bad for """"comedic"""" purposes
Patrick: *wakes up* oh wow 4am already
SpongeBob: patrick why are you in my house
Squidward: this isn't your house dumbfuck we're dead
SpongeBob: oh cool
Squidward: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OH COOL" WE ARE DEAD AND THIS IS VERY BAD AND I AM VERY MAD AND SAD
SpongeBob: but theres so much fun to be had
Squidward: STOP RHYMING
SpongeBob: you were the one who started-
Squidward: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH LOVE AND GET BACKSHOTS IN THESE CONDITIONS
Patrick: wha
Mr. Krabs: MISTER SQUIDWARD GO BE A LITTLE BITCH SOMEWHERE ELSE
Squidward: BUT UNCLE KRABS WHERE ELSE DO I GO
Mr. Krabs: HOME
Plankton: we're already dead eugene
Mr. Krabs: NANI????
Larry: whoa when did we die
Plankton: you mean you didn't notice???????
Larry: I was already dead inside.
SpongeBob: man who knew dying was so fucking boring
Sandy: i'll say
Larry: how did we die anyway
Patrick: epic mlg gamer car crash
Larry: what makes a car crash mlg
Patrick:
Larry: very sound logic thank you sir
Gary: meow
SpongeBob: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Gary:
Sandy: come to think of it this doesnt look like heaven
Larry: good question where the hell are we
Sandy: dumbass do you think i know
SpongeBob: stupid dumb bitch larry
Patrick: big bitch
Larry: WTF WHAT DID I DO
Sandy: be a worthless ass fucking bitch thats what you did
Plankton: im stuck in hell with these people for the rest of eternity
Peppa: whoa george the voices are back
George: i told you to stop taking those meds they dont work for shit
Alex: DO YOU GUYS NOT SEE THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
Larry: you can see us??
Peppa: of course we can see you stupid dumb bitch
Sandy: dumbass fuckface
Squidward: guys stop dogpiling larry he did nothing wrong
Tobias: last time someone said that i got arrested for human trafficking
Squidward: those exact words?
Tobias: yes
Larry: what the fuck were you doing
Tobias: your mom
SpongeBob: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patrick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peppa: no matter where i go i can never escape it
Alex: back on topic why are you dead
SpongeBob: wow not a "how are you" or anything
Alex: youre dead so your obviously miserable
SpongeBob: yeah youre right do you want a fucking cookie or something
Alex: chocolate chip please
Patrick: we are here to make your lives hell
Peppa: we're gen z so our lives are already ass
Patrick: then we'll make it more ass
Peppa: good luck lmfao
Larry: i've had to endure this shit for 25 years you won't last a week
Patrick: shut the fuck you didn't last five seconds in bed
George: hey guys shouldn't there be a plot or something
Plankton: yea probably
George:
Plankton: *inhales*
Squidward: you guys want pizza
Peppa:
Peppa: sure
the end im terrible at ending these
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