Tom's Tales of Brilliance/Transcript

==Transcript==
Once upon a time there was a man called Edd
and he made *Cough*
Once upon a time there was a man called Edd
and he made flash movies and there was other
guy called Tom and he made no sense. Together
they made a really strange movie that involved
chairs, talking lemons and Canadians. This
movie was called Tom's Tales of Awesome.
And this is the sequel to that movie.
BOOM!
Oh, hey, a fish shop! I think I'm gonna go buy some fish! Hello, good sir, may I please buy some fish?
NOO!! YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY DELICIOUS FISH!! Oh, wait, yes. Yes, you can.
Okay then... Hmmm... There is no fish here...
That's because my fish is invisible!!
What?
To the escape pod!!
Well, that was strange... Ooh, I'm on fire.
WEE!! I'm skiing incredibly close to a cliff!
Hahaha! Ha... Oh...
ARGHHH!!
Ouch, that hurt!
Hey, wait! Is that my body?! Ah crap, I'm dead!!
Well, might as well make the most of this....
Meanwhile at the National Card Stacking Championships.... in Canada.
Oh boy! I sure can't wait to finish this last card eyy! This last one eyy!
Yay I did it eyy!
Hahaha! I'm looking up skirts!
Hahaha! Wait what?
Taco...
Hmmm I am so bored. Well, I might as well
use this spoon powered time machine that doesn't
make any sense. Spoon goes in here and BLURBRUALSRUSAF
So, this is the future huh?
Hey! Why are you upside down?!
In the future, everyone is upside down!
What?! That's stupid! The future is stupid!!
Well, hey there Mr Squirrel. ARGHH THE SQUIRREL
STOLE MY EYEBROWS!!
(Trombone)
Shut that damn trombone up!
(Carolling)
SHUT UP!!
Damn kids, get off my lawn!!
Congratualtions Tom! You've just graduated
from the school of awesome!
Sweetcakes! Now I can fulfil my life long
dream of being a superhero!
Hey look a plane!
Urghh hey! I think we just hit a guy!
SHUT UP JOHNSON THINGS COULD BE A LOT WORSE!!
AHH NINJAS IN THE COCKPIT!! NINJAS IN THE
COCKPIT!!
ARGHHHHH!!
Oh boy! My first video camera! Now I can make
a super awesome movie!
Really cool detective show! Really cool detective
show! Yeah!
Hmm, I sure love being an awesome detective
of crime and bad things.
Detective Cool, there has been a really bad
robbery and people are die!
Oh no! I must start to detect this bad crime doing!
Shall I get your car? *Cough*
No, I'll fly!
Woooosh!
What's the dia-prognosis, Mr Crime Investigator Man?!
It looks like there was money stolen and that
a man was shot with a knife! (nope) Gun!
Hmmm, what a perplexing crime- HEY, YOU THERE, 
STOP!!
Chase scene! Chase scene! Chase scene! Chase scene!
He's gonna catch the bad guy! He's gonna catch
the bad guy!
Detective Cool is so awesome! Yeah!
Haha! I have caught you! I win! Ye-
You are the best detective ever!
The End.
(Coughing)
(Tom Rapping for Credits Music)
The credits are already done? Oh, WELL GO HOME THEN!