Corn Dog the Hedgehog

This is an article about Corndog the Hedgehog, the greatest character in all existance. Feel the wrath of his hungry antics as he devours you, your family, and all signs of your very short existence (oh and also he's a character created by TheSkullWolf on 12/2/2013).
Disclaimer: This character is a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Corn Dog the Hedgehog is an American with too much freedom and also the hungriest thing alive (and secretly the fastest, but no one knows that). He has the power to eat absolutely anything with no limitations whatsoever. He's fifteen, immortal, and available.
==Looks==
Corn Dog's body is shaped...like a corn dog. His arms and legs look like sticks stuck to his body. He has abnormal hands, each with two thumbs and a finger. His eyes are mustard yellow with black pupils and his mouth is also mustard yellow.  But the most important thing to note about Corn Dog's appearance is that...he's naked. However, he does sometimes wear a top hat with ketchup stains on it and a rip off of Sonic's gloves.
==History==
Once upon a time...a chef baked a legendary corn dog in his oven. However, the corn dog came to life (as a hedgehog, yes), ate the chef, and blamed Eggman for it. He then set off on an adventure to avenge his father's death.
==Personality==
He's nice, friendly, and hungry...very hungry...so very hungry...always hungry...hungry...hungry, hungry, hungry, HUNGRY...
==Powers==
Corn Dog has the power to eat anything...anything...ANYTHING! He can eat his way out of any situation...literally. Missed a date? Eat it. Can't find the remote? Eat it. Going on a diet? Eat it. He's always hungry and can eat endlessly. He also gains the powers of whatever he eats, allowing him to do literally anything.
He can also run faster than every character in the Sonic franchise combined, including himself. This basically means that every time he takes a single step, he causes reality to weep silently in the corner in a fetal position.
When he gets very hungry he transforms into Super Corn Dog with Fries!!! In this form he can eat the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
==Weapons==
*His stomach
==Weaknesses==
His only known weakness is starving to death, which is not possible since he can eat anything, even nothingness.
==Relationships==
==Canon Meals==
===Breakfast===
====Sonic the Hedgehog====
He ate him. Corn Dog sure does love fast food.
====Miles "Tails" Prower====
He ate him.
====Amy Rose====
He ate her.
====Metal Sonic====
He ate it.
====Sticks the Badger====
He ate her.
===Lunch===
====Dr. Eggman====
He ate him.
====Knuckles the Echnidna====
He ate him.
====Espio the Chameleon====
He ate him.
====Cream the Rabbit====
He ate her.
====Omochao====
He ate it. Told you he was a hero.
===Dinner===
====Shadow the Hedgehog====
He ate him, though he was later given a stomachache due to emo intensity.
====The Master Emerald====
He ate it.
====Vector the Crocodile====
He ate him.
====Rouge the Bat====
He ate her.
====Charmy the Bee====
He ate him.
==Fanon Meals==
===Breakfast===
====Metal the Rogue====
===Lunch===
====SparkleDeath the EchiWolf-DogJaguar====
====Barry the Badbleep====
===Dinner===
====Heidi Rose====
==Quotes==
==Themes==
==The Hungriest Thing Alive ==
Lyrics: 
Mustard stain, speeds 'bout
Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Too much for the average mouth
Corn Dog the Hedgehog 
Corn Dog
He can really bite
Corn Dog
He's got an appetite
Corn Dog
He's the hungriest thing alive
Look out when he comes for lunch
Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Don't doubt what he can munch
Corn Dog the Hedgehog 
Corn Dog
He can really bite
Corn Dog
He's got an appetite
Corn Dog
He's the hungriest thing alive
He's the hungriest thing alive
He's the hungriest thing alive!
==Gallery==
corn_dog_by_ionicxenon-d7scq6b.jpg|His Tastyness, as drawn by Kiramazing.
corndog_animated_icon_for_theskullwolf_by_fracturedmirror-d7tl5fs.gif|Made by HauntedPhantom.
Corn Dog the corn dog.png|Corn Dog as a corn dog. Mind blowing, indeed. Credit to HauntedAlchemist.
Corn Dog exe.png|Spooky Corn Dog with Ketchup Eyes
==Trivia}}==
*Corn Dog loves you. Especially with seasoning.
*Corn Dog knows where you live. In his belly.
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