Loki Goes to Randy's Donuts

Loki Goes to Randy's Donuts is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Loki, the God of Mischief showing up at Randy's Donuts for a promotion in celebration of eating Miss Minutes-themed donuts. It was released on October 5, 2023.
==Characters==
*Loki
*Iron Man
*Thor
*Captain America
*Hulk
*Black Widow
*Hawkeye
*Spider-Man
==Transcript==
(In the Marvel Universe in Inglewood, California, Iron Man is seen eating donuts on the donut statue while having his day-off. Suddenly, Nick Fury show up to ask him to get off the donut while a special announcement is approaching.)
*Nick Fury: Hey sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
*Iron Man: Say what?
*Nick Fury: We got a special announcement to make. Someone is coming to give you wishes you won't like in the superhero world.
*Iron Man: Why is that?
*Nick Fury: Think about all the trouble you have caused over the years. *evil laugh*
*Iron Man: Nick? Are you okay? Why are you sounding so strange? *see Nick Fury shapeshift to Loki* Oh, you got to be kidding me.
*Loki: Surprise! Didn't expect to see you here.
*Iron Man: Loki! I should have known by this!
*Loki: Happy Loki Day, Armor Man! *laugh and duplicate into multiple clones*
*Iron Man: *get his donut box get taken away by a Loki clone* Hey!
*Loki: Hmm. What does these bagel dessert holes taste like? *eat a donut* Mmm. Not bad for a pastry. It'd worthy for a honor!
*Iron Man: Dishonor! *shoot missiles at the Loki clones*
*Loki: You leave my clones behind this! *fight Iron Man*
*Iron Man: Back off, Underoos! *shoot rockets at Loki*
*Loki: *destroy the rockets with one tap of his fingers* Uh uh uh. You missed this. *blast a rocket at Iron Man*
*Iron Man: *crash on a garbage can* Ah! What have you done to my suit?!
*Loki: I have controlled the entire universe, knowing that a season second of my own show is coming up. And you're gonna love it.
*Iron Man: No! It cannot be! You took everything from us! *see his friends show up through a teleporting power of Loki's* Avengers?
*Thor: All hail Loki! He's my brother, alright.
*Captain America: Hail to the chief. I mean, hail to the God of Mischief!
*Iron Man: Why Captain America?
*Hulk: *eat a donut and roar* These things taste good as a cake.
*Black Widow: Your donuts are coming up, sir.
*Hawkeye: I hope they taste just like the ones at a Dunkin' Donuts at Budapest.
*Nick Fury: Happy Loki Day, Iron Man! *laugh*
*Iron Man: Don't laugh! You're all brainwashed by this!
*Maria Hill: It's good to celebrate a day when our savior worship his own fans and everyone will bow down to their master like we did to Thanos and a Celestial like Arishem.
*Loki: Boys. Grab the Iron Man and bring him to Randy's Donuts. *send War Machine and Spider-Man to grab Iron Man's arms*
*Iron Man: Not you James and Peter.
*War Machine: Got you covered. Roger that.
*Spider-Man: I took a break from school today from New York, knowing what's going on in California.
*Iron Man: You should be ashamed of this. Your father Odin will not like what you have been doing on my Earth and your own world, Asgard.
*Thor: Bro, he's the king now. You gotta respect him on who he is.
*Iron Man: What?!
*Loki: That's right. You're invited to come to a celebration like never before. In the universe, multiverse, omniverse, time, space, and the end of time.
*Iron Man: The Watchers up there will judge you for what you have been doing in the universe.
*Loki: Only Infinity can decide if you're guilty or not. Everyone come inside for a celebration like no other on Earth! *laugh*
*Iron Man: I hate you.
(The Avengers, Loki and the customers enter Randy's Donuts with Miss Minutes-themed donuts being served with everyone trying the donuts and praising Loki as they bow down to their master)
*Mobius M. Mobius: Mmm, these donuts taste good. I love how much effort and flavor they put on these little things.
*Pepper: You gotta try this, Stark.
*Iron Man: Potts, just don't. Loki is only doing this for attention.
*Happy: Yeah! This is going to the cafeteria of Stark Industries.
*Loki: Ladies and gentlemen, your savior has arrived! *make everyone cheer*
*Iron Man: Don't do this. I know you're doing this on purpose, giving out a smear campaign to rule the world.
*Miss Minutes: *show up* Hello everybody!
*Iron Man: Whoa! What the what is that thing? Is that a anthropomorphic cartoon clock from the 1930s?
*Miss Minutes: I am Miss Minutes. I have happen to work for the Time Variance Authority, existing outside of time and space. I hope all of you guys enjoy my special delicious donuts Randy have made for all of you guys to try. Trust me, it taste like orange flavor on these donuts. For All Time. Always! *make everyone cheer*
*Loki: Thank you Miss Minutes. The TVA know what we have been doing with these delicious donuts.
*Thor: I love it. Another! *break a cup*
*Iron Man: Did you just broke a cup?
*Thor: Yes. I asked nicely.
*Iron Man: You don't have to smash like the Hulk.
*Hulk: HULK, LOVE, DONUTS! *smash a table*
*Iron Man: You're taking it too far now.
*Captain America: Come on Tony. Try it.
*Black Widow: It's the best of the bunch the king have to offer.
*Hawkeye: My kids will sure love it when they see these treats.
*Nick Fury: My man, eat those donuts.
*Iron Man: I'm not falling into any of Loki's tricks.
*Maria Hill: I know you love donuts as much as cheeseburgers from Burger King.
*Spider-Man: My man, you gotta give them a try. It's good for you.
*War Machine: What do we say?
*Loki: Eat it up, Iron Man! *put a Miss Minutes donut on Iron Man's mouth*
*Iron Man: *grab a donut and take off his armor while eating the donut* Mmm. This is so good. I love it!
*Loki: You're in my side now.
*Iron Man: Oof, I feel a little weird. *brainwashed and laugh*
*War Machine: Welcome to the club.
*Spider-Man: For Brooklyn!
*Miss Minutes: There he have it! The Iron Man have joined the Loki club in favor of eating these donuts to celebrate the second season of Loki!
*Loki: My powers are inevitable. Happy Loki Day everybody and eat these Miss Minutes donuts on September 6 until September 18, 2023! *the donut on Randy's Donuts is changed to a liking of Miss Minutes with his powers while laughing*
*Nick Fury: We own your respect.
*Maria Hill: S.H.I.E.L.D. approve these donuts.
*Iron Man: It's all yours now.
*Loki: Thank you. All these donuts belong to me now. *eat a donut*
*Miss Minutes* Happy eating! Take a bite out of me! *eat a donut with a image of her and wink eye*
THE END
FOR ALL TIME. ALWAYS.
==Trivia==
*The short is released to accommodate Randy's Donuts in Inglewood, California offering Miss Minute-themed donuts from September 6 until September 18, 2023, with the location's iconic donut on top of the building covered to look like Miss Minutes.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff