Motorettes: Present (Motorettes)

This is a song from Presents.
== Present (Motorettes) ==
The presents we have received
Things you would not have believed
We opened a box, full of stinky socks
And Timp immediately sneezed
(A-a-achoo!)
(Oh, bless you)
(Oh, thank you)
Twang once got a guitar
The present didn't go far
He played a chord, the two of us snore
He must think he's a pop star
(No autographs, no autographs)
But Tootle's the real japer
Her gift was a proper caper
All we could find, when we look inside
Was sticky tape and paper
(There's only sticky tape and paper)
(Laughing}
Category:Hoobs Songs