Fed-Ex

== About ==
Fedex (@official-fedex) is a corporate blog in the Corporate Gimmick Blog Universe. FedEx is a relatively nice person and delivers mail. He has stated in the discord that he is a part of “too many fandoms to name” and has been seen expressing interest in The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Protocol, and Doctor Who.
== Role ==
FedEx does not pose a big role, but is on IKEA’s side in the Ikea-Party City War. FedEx first appeared with his first post on Jan 30, 2024 which said, 
= hi I’m fedex =
use me to deliver your stuff. not amazonFedEx has since appeared many times since, often interacting with other blogs or ranting about non-FedEx related things. FedEx seems to have an unprompted hatred towards Amazon.
== Relationships ==
FedEx does not have many relationships, he is generally friendly with most blogs. His most noticeable relationships are his friendship with Gabe, their friendship with UPS and his hatred towards Amazon. He also has a friendship with IKEA due to siding with IKEA in the IKEA-Party City War.
== Physical Description ==
He has paper white skin, light purple hair with two bits of hair the colors of the FedEx Logo, his eyes are covered by his hair.
== Lore ==
Not much is known about FedEx’s life. He used to deliver all packages by hand using his winged Vans before something (unknown) happened to make him stop and start the corporation. He also has a robot F3d-b0t (pronounced Fed-Bot) nothing is currently known about F3d-b0t. He also mentions in a post a [unknown species] which is referred to as “it”. It seems dangerous and can smell fear. FedEx says you don’t want to “let it hear you” or else. When asked or else what, FedEx merely responds with “you don’t want to know” except the text it corrupted. FedEx has had corrupted posts two times before and it is unknown if they are related.
== FedEx’s Friend List ==
The-Real-UPS, Totally-IKEA, Totallytesco, The-Real-Google, Important-Question-Anon, Official-Firefox-Nightly, I’m-Pandora-I-promise, Def-bjs-guys, the-realest-ao3, dpdd-p-pdpp-pdpp-ddd-pdd, realsafari, undeniably-chevron, firewaysubs, McGeese, barnes-and-noble-official
== Miscellaneous ==
FedEx wants more friends. Will you be FedEx’s friend???? 
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