Clan of the Cavegirls

Clan of the Cave Girls is the fifth episode of season 2 and the 18th episode overall on Salute Your Shorts.
==Plot==
As a brutal heat wave emerges, the girls' tempers are short and want to move to different bunks. The boys get along and find a cow's skull. Despite Ug's warning to get rid of it as it's cursed, they decide to keep it. Despite their quarrelsome behavior, the girls steal the skull and take it back to the cave. However, when an unexpected storm arrives, can they overcome this one night stay together?
==Sypnosis==
Theres a brutal heat wave at Camp Anawanna, and the girls' tempers are short. After an argument, they decide to move to different bunks. While they are fighting, the guys are better friends than ever. Budnick found an old cow skull at the Sacred Caves, and they decide to form a secret society, "The Order of the Skull." Z.Z. warns them it is the Cursed Skull, and bad things happen when it is around. Sure enough, unlucky things start to happen to everybody. Ug warns Budnick to get rid of it, but he refuses.
Annoyed, the girls take matters into their own hands and steal the cow's skull back to the cave to end the curse. Dina, Z.Z. and Telly continue arguing on the trip there. Once they drop off the skull, an unexpected storm hits and the girls are stuck for another night before they move. This adds more to their frustrations.
Meanwhile, Budnick has Pinsky, Sponge and Donkeylips undergo a torturous pledging in order to be accepted into the "Order of the Skull", with the last of it getting a hair from Ug's nose while he's sleeping outside on the balcony in the middle of a storm. Though they succeed, the boys accidentally leave a scar inside his right nostril.
Dina, Telly and Z.Z. discover that the skull isn't cursed, but also the cave has been a dumping ground for years and there's great junk to pass the time. It isn't long until the girls realizes how much they actually enjoy each other's company and bond again over their happy memories as friends. They realize that moving to different bunks would betray their friendship and decide to stay together.
At the boys' bunk, Budnick is ready to announce the initiation is complete and he is ready to induct Pinsky, Sponge and Donkeylips. That is until he unveils the sheet to reveal it's a casaba melon with twigs attached to it. Only Budnick realizes that Dina, Z.Z, and Telly took the skull and replaced it with fruit. The boys' good luck runs out because they went through the ordeal for nothing and they begin arguing amongst themselves. Donkeylips, Sponge and Pinksy blames Budnick for tricking them. However, it's the least of their problems as the door opens and shuts loudly. The boys realizes who that person is without saying it. Budnick exclaims they will die as they turn around to see Ug in front of them with Kleenex stuffed inside his right nostril and scissors in hand. Furious about the cut in his nose they caused, he raises the scissors and is going to punish the boys.
The girls leave the skull and Dina shares her portable fan with her friends. They agree to come back to the cave each month for their meetings. Returning to Camp Anawanna, the girls sees the boys with their noses bandaged up from Ug cutting a hair in their nostrils and leaving a similar scar there as punishment for leaving a cut in his nose. In addition to it, Budnick, Pinsky, Donkeylips and Sponge have to clean up litter at camp. Dina, Telly and Z.Z. hears the boys arguing amongst themselves. Pinsky asks Budnick if he had more bright ideas in a sarcastic tone. He tells Pinsky to shut up at once. He, Donkeylips and Sponge blame their predicament on Budnick because he lost the skull. Dina, Z.Z. and Telly points out that's what they get for stealing things that aren't theirs to begin with. Budnick demanded to know where the girls hid the skull. Z.Z. informs them that she, Dina and Telly took it back to where it belonged to end the supposed curse. They have rekindled their friendship and have a new secret society "The Clan of the Cave Girls". Dina, Telly and Z.Z. head off to convince Ug to let them stay together.
==Cast==
*Kirk Bailey as Counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee
*Megan Berwick as Z.Z. Ziff
*Michael Bower as Eddie "Donkeylips" Geffen
*Venus DeMilo as Telly Radford
*Tim Eyster as Sponge Harris
*Heidi Lucas as Dina Alexander
*Blake Soper as Ronnie Pinsky
*Danny Cooksey as Bobby Budnick
==Quotes==
:Budnick: We are all as one as blood brother in The Secret Order of...(unveiling the dark sheet to reveal a melon) a Casaba Melon.
:Donkeylips: It's Fruit!
:Sponge: We killed ourselves for That!
:Pinsky: Budnick, you moron. Now, what are we going to do?
:[A loud door opens and shuts. The boys realize who that person is right away without saying it.]
:Budnick: We die!
:[The boys turn around to see Ug with scissors in hand and Kleenex stuffed in his right nostril. Furious about the cut in his nose, Ug raises the scissors implying he's going to punish them for the deed.]
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:[The boys are seen cleaning up litter and their noses in bandages as their punishment from Ug.]
:Pinsky: Got any more ideas, Budnick.
:Budnick: Yeah, Stick It!
:Donkeylips: Stupid skull!
:Sponge: Stupid Budnick!