It's a Dog's Life/Transcript

This is the transcript for It's a Dog's Life.
== Transcript ==
Fraidy: Oh boy, am I hungry! It's been days since I've had square meal... Or even round one.
(Fraidy opens a trash can to see the bin is occupied by a bruised cat)
Alley Cat: Sorry Mac! we're closed!
Fraidy: What's a kitty to do?
(Fraidy sniffs an aroma of food.)
Fraidy: I don't believe it! This is a regular cat-feteria! And I'm the only cat!
Brigette: Oui, but I am so nervous! How do my curls look?
Marlene: Oooooh, let's put it this way, darling... A "Shirley Temper", you're not!
Brigette: You cannot talk to me like that! I am a star!
Truman: Temper, temper, temper, girls! We're all stars! Right, Dane?
Dane: Precisely! So, shall we get on with the show?
Fraidy: (smacking lips) Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
Dane: Egad! A pilfering pussycat!
Brigette: Grab 'ze scoundrel!
Fraidy: And mom always told me not to run on a full stomach!
(Fraidy hides inside the storage closet.)
Fraidy: (*breathing heavily*) If they catch me in here, my chances aren't worth "five" cents! N'oooouups! I said "five"!
(Billy the Kit is summoned.)
Billy the Kitt: Heh, ha ha ha! Howdy, Fraidy! It's your ol' saddle pal! Billy the Kitt!
Fraidy: Ssssssh!
(They look out to see the show dog go by pass cloest door.)
Billy the Kitt: Oooh! Posse's after ya, huh? Well, don't you fret none, partner! I'll help ya!
Fraidy: Please Billy, just leave them alone!
Billy the Kitt: Nonsense! We'll teach them lonesome doggies a lesson! Ha ha ha! I got'em, yeah hoo!
(Dane breaks the lasso that was entanglim him and the remaining dogs.)
Dane: I beg your pardon! Did you wish to see us?
Billy the Kitt: *gulp* Uh, no sir! But he did! Hehehehe! Ya'll have a nice chat here, bye!
Fraidy: This kitten is splittin! (The dogs continue to chase Fraidy) Merciful "heaven"!
(Eddie Kittenbacker is summoned.)
Eddie Kittenbacker: Don't get yourself into a tailspin, sport! Huhuhu! What's your problem?
Fraidy: There's a bunch of dogs after me!
Eddie Kittenbacker: Hu hu hu hu hu! Is that all? (Eddie spots the dogs) That's enough! Time to bail out, Fraidy boy!
(Eddie brings Fraidy to his plane for them to fly in.)
Eddie: Contact! Wooooh! It is a bit bumpy today, eh Fraidy? Huhuhuhuhuhu!
Marlene: Don't worry! We have ways of stopping them!
(Marlene uses catnip at the plane for Eddie to react.)
Eddie: Catnip! Oh, I really "flip" over catnip! Yahoo! Wahee! Wahou! Time to bail out, Fraidy boy!
Fraidy: Yiiiiiiiiipes!
Marlene: "Honzout!" You're here's!
Fraidy: And, here I go!
(Fraidy running in the cellar with the dogs behind to getting in a dark room.)
Marlene: Oh! We know you're in here, kitty, so come on out, mmmm?
Dane: Yes, don't make us made!
Truman: I'm already mad! This running around has made me perspired!
Brigette: He's over there!
Fraidy: Here thy come, and here I go! C-c-c-come on feet, they're catching up! (tripping over the stairs getting painted like a dalmatian) I give up, I give up! (they pass by him) Boy, oh boy! I'll never understand dogs! They are the dumbest, weirdest... Uh, bravest, handsomest, swellest, eh...
Dane: Excuse me, doggy! But did you see a miserable cat go by here?
Fraidy: *muffled* Nope!
Dane: Drat, he must've gotten away! Thanks, old boy!
(Fraidy *purrs* when his head is patted.)
Dane: You're no dog!
Fraidy: Oh, sure I am! I'm uh, part pointer! Look over there and over there, and over there! Part boxer, part bird-dog, and part-spitz!
Truman: That's okay already, we believe you!
(Fraidy won the dog show)
Announcer: What a dog, and what a winner, huh folks?
(applause)
Dane, Bridgette, Marlene, and Truman: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Fraidy: Well, uh, how do ya like that? I "won"! Ooops! I said one!
(Elephunt and Ant are summoned)
Elephunt: Duh, hi, Fraidy!
(with Dane and the other dogs hiding behind the mic)
Dane: Eh, huh, w-w-w-who are they?!
Elephunt: Oh, I'm a friend of Fraidy's!
Marlene: Mmmmm, this yucky cat is your friend?
Fraidy: W-w-w-well, he's um... uh!
Elephunt: Ant's his friend too, right Ant?
(Ant licks Fraidy, which causes the paint fall off him)
Fraidy: Uh oh!
Dane: Egad! This dog's... the cat!
Fraidy: And this cat's gonna scat!
(Fraidy leaves after the dogs realize the disguise is revealed)
Elephunt: How do ya like that, Ant? He didn't even say goodbye!
Ant: Bruuuuuuuhh!
(Both Elephunt and Ant disappear)
Fraidy: I'd hate to do this, but who's gonna believe a cat ever took first prize at a...dog show?! (Fraidy leaves his first prize cup in a trash bin) (Laughs): Huhuhuhuhuhuhu! Woof Woof! Huhuhuhuhu!
(He sees the dogs chasing to him outside with him running away from them. It turns out the alley cat from the beginning of the episode was in the trash bin and has Fraidy's prize in his head.)
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