The Morphopedian Military

==Description==
===What we Have to Offer our Recruits===
#We recruit whomever we can and train them in the Art of Trolling. The reason we do so is because there are too many rogue trolls in the world for authorities to take care of. We supposed you could call us the Anti-Trolls. We try to teach our recruits how to defend themselves through trolling. Though trolling is usually quite simple, and it is easy to annoy someone, it is still possible to get annoyed by rogue trolls. So, we teach our recruits defence mechanisms that help them block out the pathetic attempts of rogue trolling.
#Every Morphopedian in the List of Morphopedian Military Officers is a Morphopedian Military Officer. Every new recruit is added to this list. If you wish to join, you must accept our requirement of your birthdate. The reason we require your birthdate is because we give special promotions for everyone when it's their birthday.
===How to Join===
The first step is to make an account for Wikia, if you haven't already made one. You can find a button that either says "create account", "sign up" or something similar to that. If you do have an account, you can leave a comment at the bottom of this article with a request to join the Morphopedian Military. Morpheus3000 will respond to your message when he can. It will usually happen during Recruitment Season, so his response to your request doesn't have to be that we aren't looking for recruits. All we ask is that if you choose to send in a request in the comments at the bottom of this article, you must be patient.
==Why This Military Was Formed==
===Original Story===
The Morphopedian Military was formed to help Freenode IRC Staffers get rid of certain users in the Freenode IRC community. As you are aware, the level of maturity in the webchat community is slowly decreasing as time goes by. More and more trolls and spammers are forming among us, and the Staffers are having trouble getting rid of them all. The main reason for this is that most of the trolls and spammers are using programs to hide their IP addresses. They can constantly change their own IP addresses and as a result, these spammers and trolls are a continuous plague to Freenode IRC.
As a result, we Morphopedians have decided to fight fire with fire. In this particular case, we are training trolls to troll the trolls who troll Freenode IRC (to ease your reading, we'll call them Civillian Trolls). We wish to get rid of them all, but we doubt that such a wish can be granted anytime soon.
===How we have Changed===
Lots of things have changed since the Morphopedian Military was established.
#We are no longer an anti-troll organisation; we've become a more complex military with multiple departments, Anti-Trolling being one of them.
#We no longer support Freenode IRC in a quest to get rid of trolls; that's their business. We still run our anti-troll department, but the Staff of Freenode IRC have decided that they don't want our help. Instead of telling us this, they decided to steal the Foundership of all Morphopedia's Freenode IRC channels unjustly, violating their own policy by doing so.
== Why this Military was Disbanded ==
Times have changed, and so have the people.
As of February 6th of 2021, this Military has been retroactively disbanded from January 14th of 2016.
==The Morphopedian Ranking System (MRS)==
The MRS is a the system of different ranks. Non-Commissioned (Non-Com) officers are the trolls in training. They learn how to troll from those who teach them, such as Commissioned (Com) officers and Morphopedian-Commissioned (Morph-Com) officers.
===Difference between Commissioned and Morphopedian Commissioned Officers - Regarding IRC Networks===
Commissioned Officers can only order a maximum of 5 Non-Coms to troll either one Civillian Troll or a Civillian Troll Channel.
Morphopedian Commissioned Officers can order any Morphopedian Military Officer (with a lower rank than themselves, of course.) to troll any Civillian Troll and/or any Civillian Troll Channel.
===Difference between Commissioned and Morphopedian Commissioned Officers - Regarding Real Life===
Our apologies. This section is still under construction. Please come back later.
===Different Classes===
The MRS classes are for ultimate ranking. You start out as a Bronze-Class Private. When you make it to the Bronze-Class rank of System Lord, your next promotion will get you to the Silver-Class rank of Private.
The MRS has 24 classes:
*The Bronze-Class: This is where you begin. You start with whatever rank Morpheus3000 deems you worthy of having. For example, you could start off as a Private, a Captain, a General or even a Jaffa.
*The Silver-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Bronze-Class rank of System Lord. Silver-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Silver-Class Private will still have more authority than a Bronze-Class System Lord.
*The Golden-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Silver-Class rank of System Lord. Golden-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Golden-Class Private will still have more authority than a Silver-Class System Lord.
*The Platinum-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Golden-Class rank of System Lord. Platinum-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Platinum-Class Private will still have more authority than a Golden-Class System Lord.
*The Naquahdah-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Platinum-Class rank of System Lord. Naquahdah-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Naquahdah-Class Private will still have more authority than a Platinum-Class System Lord.
*The Elder-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Naquahdah-Class rank of System Lord. Elder-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Elder-Class Private will still have more authority than a Naquahdah-Class System Lord.
*The Ultimate-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Elder-Class rank of System Lord. Ultimate-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Ultimate-Class Private will still have more authority than an Elder-Class System Lord.
*The Supreme-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Ultimate-Class rank of System Lord. Supreme-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Supreme-Class Private will still have more authority than a Ultimate-Class System Lord.
*The Royal-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Supreme-Class rank of System Lord. Royal-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Royal-Class Private will still have more authority than a Supreme-Class System Lord.
*The Titan-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Supreme-Class rank of System Lord. Titan-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Titan-Class Private will still have more authority than a Royal-Class System Lord.
*The Beta-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Titan-Class rank of System Lord. Beta-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Beta-Class Private will still have more authority than a Titan-Class System Lord.
*The Supreme Beta-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Beta-Class rank of System Lord. Supreme Beta-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Supreme Beta-Class Private will still have more authority than a Beta-Class System Lord.
*The Royal Beta-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Supreme Beta-Class rank of System Lord. Royal Beta-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Royal Beta-Class Private will still have more authority than a Supreme Beta-Class System Lord.
*The Alpha-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Royal Beta-Class rank of System Lord. Alpha-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Alpha-Class Private will still have more authority than a Royal Beta-Class System Lord.
*The Supreme Alpha-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Alpha-Class rank of System Lord. Supreme Alpha-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Supreme Alpha-Class Private will still have more authority than an Alpha-Class System Lord.
*The Super-Supreme Alpha-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Supreme Alpha-Class rank of System Lord. Super-Supreme Alpha-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Super-Supreme Alpha-Class Private will still have more authority than a Supreme Alpha-Class System Lord.
*The Royal Alpha-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Super-Supreme Alpha-Class rank of System Lord. Royal Alpha-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Royal Alpha-Class Private will still have more authority than a Super-Supreme Alpha-Class System Lord.
*The Omega-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Royal Alpha-Class rank of System Lord. Omega-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Omega-Class Private will still have more authority than a Royal Alpha-Class System Lord.
*The Ultimate Omega-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Omega-Class rank of System Lord. Ultimate Omega-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Ultimate Omega-Class Private will still have more authority than an Omega-Class System Lord.
*The Royal Omega-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Ultimate Omega-Class rank of System Lord. Royal Omega-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Royal Omega-Class Private will still have more authority than an Ultimate Omega-Class System Lord.
*The Ascended Omega-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Royal Omega-Class rank of System Lord. Ascended Omega-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Ascended Omega-Class Private will still have more authority than an Royal Omega-Class System Lord.
*The Demi-God-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Ascended Omega-Class rank of System Lord. Demi-God-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Demi-God-Class Private will still have more authority than an Ascended Omega-Class System Lord.
*The Semi-God-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Demi-God-Class rank of System Lord. Semi-God-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Semi-God-Class Private will still have more authority than a Demi-God-Class System Lord.
*The Ascension-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Semi-God-Class rank of System Lord. Ascension-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, an Ascension-Class Private will still have more authority than a Semi-God-Class System Lord.
*The Royal Ascension-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Ascension-Class rank of System Lord. Royal Ascension-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a Royal Ascension-Class Private will still have more authority than an Ascension-Class System Lord.
*The God-Class: You start here as a Private when you've been promoted from the Royal Ascension-Class rank of System Lord. God-Class ranks outrank and order lower-class and lower-rank officers, regardless of their commission-type. For example, a God-Class Private will still have more authority than a Royal Ascension-Class System Lord.
===How to Earn Promotions on The Wiki===
The following list tells you how each group of Ranks can earn promotions on the Wiki.
1. All Morphopedian Military Officers can earn promotions the following ways on this Wiki:
*Have a birthday in order to get 1 promotion. 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th and 90th birthdays get you double-promoted.
*Have a birthday in order to get 1 promotion. 100th, 110th, 120th, 130th, 140th, 150th, 160th, 170th, 180th and 190th birthdays get you triple-promoted.
*Everyone recieves a promotion on Christmas.
*Every year on October 25th, all Morphopedians will recieve a promotion to celebrate the annual anniversay of the Morphopedia Wiki's creation.
*Have a "God" Moment in order to get a promotion.
* Get 1,000-3,000 Views on a YouTube video you uploaded, within 24 hours after it was uploaded, to get a promotion. 3,000-5,000 Views will get you double-promoted. Over 5,000 Views will get you triple-promoted.
* Get 5,000-10,000 Views on a YouTube video you uploaded, within 48 hours after it was uploaded, to get a promotion. 10,000-15,000 Views will get you double-promoted. Over 15,000 Views will get you triple-promoted.
* Get 15,000-30,000 Views on a YouTube video you uploaded, within one week after it was uploaded, to get a promotion. 30,000-50,000 Views will get you double-promoted. Over 50,000 will get you triple-promoted.
* Get 50,000-100,000 Views on a YouTube video you uploaded, within one month after it was uploaded, to get a promotion. 100,000-500,000 Views will get you double-promoted. Over 500,000 Views will get you triple-promoted.
* Get 500,000-1,000,000 Views on a YouTube video you uploaded, within six months after it was uploaded, to get a promotion. 1,000,000-2,000,000 Views to get double-promoted. Over 2,000,000 Views will get you triple-promoted.
* Get 2,000,000-5,000,000 Views on a YouTube video you uploaded, within one year after it was uploaded, to get a promotion. 5,000,000-10,000,000 Views to get double-promoted. Over 10,000,000 Views will get you triple-promoted. Over 50,000,000 Views will get you quadruple-promoted. Over 100,000,000 Views will get you Class-Promoted, which means that you will stay at the same rank, but at the next Class.
2. Non-Commmissioned Officers can earn promotions the following ways on this Wiki:
*Earn 5 Bronze Badges on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Earn 1 Silver Badge on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Earn 1 Gold Badge on the Wiki in order to get 2 promotions.
*Earn the Special Platinum Badge on the Wiki in order to get 5 promotions.
*Publish a decent article on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Post 5 decent blog posts on the Wiki in order to get 2 promotions.
3. Commissioned Officers can earn promotions the following ways on this Wiki:
*Earn 5 Silver Badges on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Earn 1 Gold Badge on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Earn the Special Platinum Badge on the Wiki in order to get 2 promotions.
*Publish 5 decent articles on the Wiki in order to get 1 Promotion.
4. Morphopedian-Commissioned Officers can earn promotion the following ways on this Wiki:
*Earn 5 Gold Badges on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Earn the Special Platinum Badge on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
*Publish 10 decent articles on the Wiki in order to get 1 promotion.
==List of Promotions==
===2016===
#Derpametric was promoted on Thursday, January 14, 2016 for having a 29th birthday.
#QuirkyCarla was promoted on Thursday, January 14, 2016 for having a a birthday. Age is unknown.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Friday, January 1, 2016 for making a new YouTube channel, called Morpheus Academy.
===2015===
#Every Morphopedian Officer received a promotion on Friday, December 25th, 2015 for Christmas.
# Sherrif J was double-promoted on Saturday, October 25, 2015 for having a 20th birthday.
# Every Morphopedian Officer was promoted on Sunday, October 25th, 2015 as a celebration of the creation of the Morphopedia Wiki's fifth annual anniversary.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Monday, October 12, 2015 for having a 21st birthday.
#DD321123 was promoted on Friday, September 25, 2015 for having a 17th birthday.
# Sammy was double-promoted on Friday, August 28, 2015 for having an 18th birthday.
#Ss14hero was double-promoted on Wednesday, August 26, 2015 for having an 18th birthday.
#AC Bubbles was double-promoted on Monday, August 17, 2015 for having a 21st birthday.
# JoshuaP was promoted on Wednesday, June 3, 2015 for having a 18th birthday.
#Benjy was promoted on Wednesday, June 3, 2015 for having an 20th birthday.
#Tyler Morph was double-promoted on Wednesday, April 1, 2015 for having a 21st birthday.
#Dk_user was promoted between Saturday, February 28, 2015, and Sunday, March 1, 2015 because his birthday is a leap-year birthday. Age unknown.
#Mijjed was promoted on Monday, February 9, 2015 for having a 18th birthday.
#Lolcat was promoted on Monday, January 26, 2015 for having a 24th birthday.
#Derpametric was promoted on Wednesday, January 14, 2015 for having a 28th birthday.
#QuirkyCarla was promoted on Wednesday, January 14 2015 for having a a birthday. Age is unknown.
===2014===
#Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Saturday, December 27, 2014 for earning the Golden 3000-category Wiki Planner Badge.
#Every Morphopedian Officer received a promotion on Thursday, December 25th, 2014 for Christmas.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Monday, November 10, 2014 for earning the Golden 4500-picture Curator Badge.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Sunday, November 9, 2014 for earning the Golden 4000-picture Curator Badge.
# Morpheus3000 was promoted on Friday, November 7, 2014 for earning the Golden 1,500-edit Ultimate Morphopedian Badge.
# Every Morphopedian Officer was promoted on Saturday, October 25th, 2014 as a celebration of the creation of the Morphopedia Wiki's fourth annual anniversary.
# Sherrif J was double-promoted on Saturday, October 25, 2014 for having a 19th birthday.
# Morpheus3000 was promoted on Sunday, October 12, 2014 for having a 20th birthday.
#DD321123 was promoted on Thursday, September 25, 2014 for having a 16th birthday.
# Sammy was promoted on Thursday, August 28, 2014 for having a 17th birthday.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Tuesday, August 26, 2014 for having a 17th birthday.
#AC Bubbles was promoted on Sunday, August 17, 2014 for having a 20th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Friday, August 1, 2014 for having a "God" Moment.
#Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Sunday, June 22, 2014 for earning the Golden 3,500-picture Curator Badge.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Thursday, June 19, 2014 for earning the Golden 3,000-picture Curator Badge.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Tuesday, June 17, 2014 for earning the Golden 2,500-picture Curator Badge.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Sunday, June 15, 2014 for earning the Golden 2,000-picture Curator Badge.
# Every Morphopedian Officer received a five-time promotion on June 13, 2014 as a celebration of a Full Moon occuring on a Friday 13th.
# Morpheus3000 was promoted on Thursday, June 12, 2014 for managing to get over 15,000 Views on a single YouTube video less than a week after it was uploaded.
# Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Saturday, June 7, 2014 for managing to get over 10,000 Views on a single YouTube video in less than 48 hours after it was uploaded.
# Morpheus3000 was triple-promoted on Friday, June 6, 2014 for managing to get over 5,000 Views on a single YouTube video within 24 hours after it was uploaded.
# JoshuaP was promoted on Tuesday, June 3, 2014 for having a 17th birthday.
#Benjy was promoted on Tuesday, June 3, 2014 for having an 19th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Tuesday, April 8, 2014 for creating MorphMail 3000.
# Tyler Morph was promoted on Tuesday, April 1, 2014 for having a 20th birthday.
# Dk_user received a birthday promotion between Friday, February 28, 2014, and Saturday, March 1, 2014 because his birthday is a leap-year birthday. Age unknown.
#Mijjed was promoted on Sunday, February 9, 2014 for having a 17th birthday.
#Lolcat was promoted on Sunday, January 26, 2014 for having a 23rd birthday.
#Derpametric was promoted on Tuesday, January 14, 2014 for having a 27th birthday.
#QuirkyCarla was promoted on Tuesday, January 14, 2014 for having a birthday. Age is unknown.
===2013===
Here's a list of promotions that were given out in 2013.
#Every Morphopedian Officer received a promotion on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 for Christmas.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Monday, December 2nd, 2013 for having a "God" Moment.
# Morpheus3000 was promoted on Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 for earning five Golden badges.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 for earning the Golden 500-edit Mr Hilarious badge.
#Morpheus3000 was triple-promoted on Saturday, November 23rd, 2013 for recieving the Golden Lucky Edit badge, which he recieved for making the Lucky 4000th edit on the Wiki.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Tuesday, November 19th, 2013 for experiencing a "God" Moment.
#Every Morphopedian Officer was promoted on Friday, October 25th, 2013 as a celebration of the creation of the Morphopedia Wiki's third annual anniversary.
#Sherrif J was double-promoted on Friday, October 25, 2013 for having an 18th birthday.
#Dakudoreamu was promoted on Sunday, October 20, 2013 for having a 25th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Saturday, October 12, 2013 for having a 19th birthday.
# DD321123 was promoted on Wednesday, September 25, 2013 for having a 15th birthday.
#Sammy was promoted on Wednesday, August 28, 2013 for having a 16th birthday.
#Ss4hero was promoted on Monday, August 26, 2013 for having a 16th birthday.
#AC Bubbles was promoted on Saturday, August 17, 2013 for having a 19th birthday.
#JoshuaP was promoted on Monday, June 3, 2013 for having a 16th birthday.
#Benjy was promoted on Monday, June 3, 2013 for having an 18th birthday.
#Tyler Morph was promoted on Monday, April 1, 2013 for having a 19th birthday.
#Dk_user received a birthday promotion between Thursday, February 28, 2013, and Friday, March 1, 2013 because his birthday is a leap-year birthday. Age unknown.
#Mijjed was promoted on Saturday, February 9, 2013 for having a 16th birthday.
#Lolcat was promoted on Saturday, January 26, 2013 for having a 22nd birthday.
#Derpametric was promoted on Monday, January 14, 2013 for having a 26th birthday. 
#QuirkyCarla was promoted on Monday, January 14, 2013 for having a birthday. Age is unknown.
===2012===
Here's a list of promotions that were given out during 2012. :)
#Every Morphopedian Officer was promoted on Tuesday, December 25th, 2012 for Christmas.
#Sherrif J was promoted on Thursday, October 25, 2012 for having a 17th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Friday, October 12, 2012 for having an 18th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was triple-promoted on Tuesday, October 2, 2012 for earning 3 Golden Badges on the Wiki.
#Derpametric recieved a Super Promotion on Monday, October 1, 2012 for earning 30 Silver Badges and 31 Golden Badges on the Wiki.
#Derpametric was promoted on Monday, October 1, 2012 for trying to restore order to the Wiki after some trolls tried to vandalise it.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Monday, October 1, 2012 for earning the Golden 1500-edits Wiki Expert Badge.
#DD321123 was promoted on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 for having a 14th birthday.
#Sammy was promoted on Tuesday, August 28, 2012 for having a 15th birthday.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Sunday, August 26, 2012 for having a 15th birthday.
#JoshuaP was promoted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 for trying to help in the process of getting Morpheus3000's unjust Freenode IRC K-Line resolved.
#Derpametric was promoted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 for trying to help in the process of getting Morpheus3000's unjust Freenode IRC K-Line resolved.
#AC Bubbles was promoted on Friday, August 17, 2012 for having an 18th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Monday, July 30, 2012 for earning the Golden 1000-edits King of Hell Badge on the Wiki.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Monday, July 24, 2012 for earning the Golden 500-edits Protagonist Badge on the Wiki.
#Ss14Hero was promoted on Friday, July 20, 2012 for being equal in a debate with Morpheus3000 about Dragon Ball Z.
#DK_user was promoted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 for revealing a special secret to the Morphopedians.
#AC Bubbles was promoted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 for sharing a special Internet password with Morpheus3000.
#JoshuaP was promoted on Sunday, Jun 3, 2012 for having a 15th birthday.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Thursday, May 24, 2012 for earning the Golden 1250-catagory Wiki Planner Badge on the Wiki.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Tuesday, May 1, 2012 for earning the Golden 1000-edits Ultimate Morphopedian Badge on the Wiki.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Friday, April 18, 2012 for earning the Golden Prophet Badge on the Wiki.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Friday, April 13, 2012 for earning the Golden The Next Damon Wayans Badge on the Wiki.
#Dakudoreamu was promoted on Sunday, April 8, 2012 for scaring away a troll victim.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Sunday, April 8, 2012 for successfully trolling on Freenode IRC without being in violation of Freenode policy.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Saturday, April 7, 2012 for being the most skilled troll under that command of Morpheus3000.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 for being the first Morphopedian Soldier to join our Facebook Page
#Ss14hero was double-promoted on Saturday, March 10, 2012 for earning the Golden "3000th edit" Lucky Edit Badge.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Saturday, March 10, 2012 for earning 5 Bronze Badges.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Saturday, March 10, 2012 for creating the Leon S. Kennedy article.
#Morpheus3000 was double-promoted on Saturday, March 3, 2012 for earning the Golden 1000-category Wiki Planner Badge and the Professional Actor Badge on the Wiki.
#Onewhohelps was promoted on Thursday, March 1, 2012 for having a 19th birthday.
#Dk_user was promoted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 for having a birthday. Age unknown.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Friday, February 24, 2012 for earning 5 Bronze Badges.
#Ss14hero was promoted on Friday, February 24, 2012 for publishing Grand Fantasia.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Sunday, February 12, 2012 for earning the Golden 1000-edits Wiki Expert Badge on the Wiki.
#Mijjed was promoted on Thursday, February 9, 2012 for having a 15th birthday.
#Dk_user was promoted on Saturday, February 2, 2012 for pointing out an error in the Wiki. That error was immediately taken care of.
#Morpheus3000 was promoted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 for earning the Golden Pokemon Master Badge on the Wiki.
#Lolcat was promoted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 for having a 21st birthday.
#QuirkyCarla was promoted on Saturday, January 14, 2012 for having a birthday. Age is unknown.
==List of Morphopedian Military Officers==
===Officers From Freenode IRC===
#Morpheus3000 - Private - Born 12-Oct-1994 - Naquahdah-Class
# JoshuaP - Maj-Morph - Born 3-Jun-1997 - Silver-Class
#Derpametric - WO1 - Born 14-Jan-1987 - Silver-Class
#Dk_user - SL - Born 29-Feb-? - Bronze-Class
#Lolcat - Gen-Morph - Born 26-Jan-1991 - Bronze-Class
# DD321123 - Brig-Gen-Morph - Born 25-Sep-1998 - Bronze-Class
#QuirkyCarla - Col-Morph - Born 14-Jan-???? - Bronze-Class
#Ss14hero - Col-Morph - Born 26-Aug-1997 - Bronze-Class
#Dakudoreamu - Capt-Morph - Born 20-Oct-1988 - Bronze-Class
===Officers from the school Morpheus3000 went to===
#Morpheus3000 - Private - Born 12-Oct-1994 - Naquahdah-Class
#AC Bubbles - Private - Born 17-Aug-1994 - Silver-Class
#Tyler Morph - Private - Born 1-Apr-1994 - Silver-Class
#Sheriff J - U-Morph - Born 25-Oct-1995 - Bronze-Class
#Benjy - Lt-Gen-Morph - Born 3-Jun-1995 - Bronze-Class
#Sammy - Col-Gen - Born 28-Aug-1997 - Bronze-Class
#Mijjed - Maj-Morph - Born 9-Feb-1997 - Bronze-Class
==List of People who have left the Morphopedian Military==
===By Resignation===
#Tuesday, Feb-14-2012 -- Nazi Jew - L-Cpl (Quit because he couldn't handle being a Morphopedian. He will go to his grave, labelled a coward.)
#Friday, Feb-17-2012 -- Ginga Ninja - S-Sgt (Resigned because he wanted to help out one of his friends. The Morphopedian Military will miss him. He'll forever be remembered as a warrior.) Unknown month and date, 2019 -- Retroactively stripped of rank and honour, and marked as a Shol'va.
#Sunday, Apr-8-2012 -- Onewhohelps - Lt (Resigned because he no longer wished to be part of the military. Several minutes after resigning, he went on a terrorist spree. He will go to his grave, labelled a Shol'va.)
===By Death===
WE HAVE NO RECORDS OF DEAD MORPHOPEDIANS. PLEASE COME BACK LATER.
===By Termination of Employment===
WE HAVE NO RECORDS OF PEOPLE BEING FIRED. PLEASE COME BACK LATER.
==List of Traitors==
In the following list, you'll read about all the traitors among Morphopedia and how they betrayed the Morphopedian Military.
#Onewhohelps from Freenode IRC is the first traitor among us. This was discovered moments after he resigned. He will never again be welcomed into this society. He has been marked as a Shol'va.
#Ginga Ninja from Morpheus3000's high school betrayed the Morphopedian Code of Honour in 2019, and thus will never again be welcomed into this society. He has been marked as a Shol'va.
==List of Morphopedian Commissioned Officer Ranks==
#System Lord - SL
#Uber Morphian - U-Morph
#Morphian - Morph
#Field Marshal Morphian - FM-Morph
#General Morphian - Gen-Morph
#Lieutenant General Morphian - Lt-Gen-Morph
#Major General Morphian - Maj-Gen-Morph
#Brigadier General Morphian - Brig-Gen-Morph
#Colonel Morphian - Col-Morph
#Lieutenant Colonel Morphian - Lt-Col-Morph
#Major Morphian - Maj-Morph
#Captain Morphian - Capt-Morph
#Lieutenant Morphian - Lt-Morph
#Jaffa - Jaffa
==List of Commissioned Officer Ranks==
#Field Marshal - FM
#General - Gen
#Lieutenant General - Lt-Gen
#Major General - Maj-Gen
#Brigadier General - Brig-Gen
#Colonel - Col
#Lieutenant Colonel - Lt-Col
#Major - Maj
#Captain - Capt
#Lieutenant - Lt
#Second Lieutenant - 2Lt
==List of Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks==
#Company Sergeant Major - CSM
#Warrant Officer Class 1 - WO1
#Warrant Officer Class 2 - WO2
#Staff Sergeant - S-Sgt
#Sergeant - Sgt
#Lance Sergeant - L-Sgt
#Corporal - Cpl
#Bombardier - Bdr
#Lance Bombardier - L-Bdr
#Lance Corporal - L-Cpl
#Private - Pte
==The Morphopedian Alphabet==
#A - Alpha
#B - Beta
#C - Charlie
#D - Delta
#F - Foxtrot
#G - Golf
#H - Hotel
#I - India
#J - Juliet
#K - Kilo
#L - Lima
#M - Mike
#N - November
#O - October
#P - Papa
#Q - Quebec
#R - Romoe
#S - Sierra
#T - Tango
#U - Uniform
#V - Victor
#W - Whiskey
#X - X-Ray
#Y - Yankee
#Z - Zulu
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