Non Player Character (NPC)/Dialogue

This page details the dialogue for each NPC in game.
== Cheese Goudara (Prison Rat) ==
Dialogue for 
Condition	Location 	Dialogue
Random 	Superite Mountain	I'm not a rat!
== Dr. Jennifer Dogna ==
Dialogue for 
Condition 	Location 	Dialogue
Pre-game Lobby 	Pre-game Lobby 	Pre-game Lobby
First interaction 	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
Hey there, pup.
Always nice to meet a fan!
Oh.
You don’t recognize me?
I’m only Doctor Jennifer Dogna...
...the most renowned Lab Lab...
...of renowned S.A.W. Labs!
Lab Labs operate all the Lab Labs in the park.
I even have my own secret Lab...
...Lab.
So...
I’m kind of a big deal.
Let me ask you something, pup: can I trust you?
I mean, you SMELL like a trustworthy pup. 
Which is more than I can say about...
...some of the other pups around here.
I feel like I could tell you all my secrets.
Hmm...
Sorry, pup, you’re going to have to prove it.
Meet me at my secret Lab Lab...
...and we’ll go from there.
Before meeting Dogna in her Lab 	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
What’s that, pup?
How do you get to the secret Lab Lab?
Well, I can’t tell you that, pup!
Finding my Lab Lab is like...
...the whole test!
But, with a SMALL CLUE, I’ll bet...
...a smart pup like you will figure it out.
Come find me in...
...A VERY SANDY LAND.
If you manage to find me, I’ll know...
...you’re the kind of pup I can trust with secrets.
Even the secret of --
I’ve said too much!
Come find me!
Oh and try not to get...
...you know...
...killed on the way.
Subsequent interaction after meeting Dogna in her Lab (1) 	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
Hey there, pup!
How’s life as an honorary Lab Lab? 
Nice to be the top dog, eh?
I’ll bet the other pups are so jealous they can’t even...
...roll over!
Ruff for them, eh pup?
Now that you’re one of us, I can finally tell you...
...all about...
...the SUPER SKULLCAT!
Many pups have wondered: What is a Skullcat?
I study them in my Lab Lab, you know.
So, I’m something of an expert.
I know everything about them.
Almost.
It’s an ongoing project.
But I know a lot.
For instance, did you know the first Super Skullcat...
...was the FIRST SUPER ANIMAL EVER CREATED?
Yup!
Well...
...the first successful Super Animal, anyway.
Well...
...successful-ish.
I mean, it looked rather...
...um...
...ruff.
That’s why the bosses hid it out in the desert.
Subsequent interaction after meeting Dogna in her Lab (2) 	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
Why hide Super Skullcat in the desert?
Well, because it looked so...
...RUFF...
...they didn’t quite know...
...er...
...what to do with it.
So they gave it a job as a kind of...
...horror show?
I guess.
I mean, that’s the idea, I think.
But I don’t think it’s very scary.
You should go see for yourself.
Subsequent interaction after meeting Dogna in her Lab (3) 	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
Oh yeah, the first Super Skullcat...
...is definitely still alive.
That’s why I’m out in the desert...
...continuing my research.
It’s kind of amazing that the...
...VERY FIRST SUPER ANIMAL...
...is still alive and kicking...
...while OVER A HUNDRED MILLION Super Animals...
...have died in Super Animal Royale.
Some of them only lived a few minutes before --
Well, best not to think about it.
Life’s ruff sometimes.
Subsequent interaction after meeting Dogna in her Lab (4) 	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
Yup, the first Super Skullcat is still out there.
Poor thing is still trying to do its old job.
I don’t have the heart to tell it that...
...the park closed...
...after “THE INCIDENT.”
It had finally found its calling...
...scaring the guests.
Or, at least it thought so.
Reviews were mixed, to be honest.
If you do go see it...
...just pretend to be scared.
Okay?
Make it think it’s doing a good job.
It's had a ruff life, you know?
Subsequent interaction after meeting Dogna in her Lab (5, labelled as "7" in the data)	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
Though initially considered a mistake...
…Super Skullcats ended up being quite popular...
...despite their uncanny appearance.
Or maybe...
...BECAUSE of it.
People are strange.
Anyway, you’ve probably seen Super Skullcats around.
But there’s only one FIRST Super Skullcat.
If you’re interested in meeting it...
...LOOK FOR THE GIANT SUPER SKULLCAT.
Finding your way inside, though...
...well, that’s on you, pup.
But I know you can do it.
Cause, you’re such a goooood puppy.
Yes you are...
...yes you are a good puppy!
Subsequent interaction after meeting Dogna in her Lab (6, labelled as "8" in the data)	S.A.W. Welcome Center 	
The Super Skullcat taught the scientists...
...at Super Animal World Labs...
...that they didn’t have to limit themselves...
...to real animals.
Like...
...they could make stuff up.
Crazy stuff.
Rainbow colored coats...
...genetically fried chickens...
...alebrijes...
...and other cryptozoological --
Oh no, I’ve said too much!
The Labs are still operating, you know.
Though the human scientists are gone...
...but us Lab Labs are still cooking up...
...new ideas in our Lab Labs!
That’s right!
Even us old dogs are learning new tricks.
And we have to keep some of them secret.
For now, pup.
For now.
Inside Dogna's Lab Lab 	Inside Dogna's Lab Lab	Inside Dogna's Lab Lab
First interaction 	Super Pyramid 	
Hot dog, pup, you actually made it!
Goooood puppy!
You’re so clever...
...I hereby declare you an honorary Lab Lab.
Which means, you get an honorary Lab Lab coat!
Subsequent interaction 	Super Pyramid 	Hot dog, pup, you’re back!
Reporting for duty?
Oh. Sorry, pup.
You’re only an HONORARY Lab Lab.
S.A.W. Labs has had a hiring freeze...
...ever since “THE INCIDENT.”
Life’s ruff, sometimes.
Subsequent interaction 	Super Pyramid 	
Now I can tell you all about...
...Super Skullcats!
But, not literally now.
Literally...
...later.
Right now, you should probably go
Before you get...
...you know...
...KILLED.
Subsequent interaction 	Super Pyramid 	
No time for chit chat, these days.
The world being the way it is.
Dog eat dog.
Cat eat cat.
Dog eat cat.
Cat eat dog, even.
I suppose.
Of course, Skullcats have to eat too.
But that’s a rather sad story.
== The First Skullcat == 
Dialogue for 
Condition 	Location 	Dialogue
First interaction 	Super Saharaland	
BOO!
Boo, I said! 
Tremble and flee --
EEK!
Please, don’t hurt me...
...I’m just trying to do my job.
Here, take this prop!
I keep poking myself with it anyway.
Now if you don’t mind...
...union rules, and all.
Subsequent interaction	Super Saharaland	
BOO!
Boo, I said! 
Tremble and flee --
You again?!
Hey, come on, already gave you my --
Oh...
You just came to thank me for the staff?
That’s nice.
You’re welcome.
Hey, can you be honest with me?
Did I...
..did I SCARE you?
At least a little?
Actually, don’t tell me.
I’m not good with disappointment.
Subsequent interaction	Super Saharaland	
Gee whiz.
What happened to this park?
The guests used to be so nice.
Now they’re all ARMED!
Which makes it kind of scary to...
...you know...
...SCARE them.
I mean...
...I’m just trying to do my job here!
I’m no different than anyone else!
I mean...
...obviously I AM different.
But...
...I’m the same on the inside.
Everybody asks “WHAT is Skullcat?”
But, nobody ever asks...
...“HOW is Skullcat?”
== Governor Moosevelt ==
See Super Tutorial. 
== Quack Shot ==
See Super Tutorial.
Category:Game mechanics
Category:Lore
Category:Super Animal Royale