Peppa Pig: Endgame/Transcript

The following is a Work-in-Progress transcript for the 2025 computer-animated parody crossover film, Peppa Pig: Endgame.
== Part 1: Craziness at the Pig house ==
(Shows Nickelodeon Logo) 
(Shows Disney Logo) 
(Shows DreamWorks Animation Logo) 
(Shows Nintendo Logo) 
(Shows Sony Pictures Animation Logo) 
INT. BLACK ROOM 
The Peppa Pig theme song plays quietly in the background 
Narrator (O.S.): Hello and welcome friends, to, The Cartoon Multiverse,
EXT. MILKY WAY GALAXY
Narrator (CONT'D) (O.S.): Now, you might be wondering: "What is The Cartoon Multiverse?". Well, it is a multiverse, no shit, but something is special about this VERY multiverse.
EXT. GRAVITY FALLS - DAY
Narrator (O.S.): In this multiverse, everyone loves to have fun.
EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM - NIGHT
A crowd of people stand in the streets and dance
Narrator (O.S.): LOTS of fun.
EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY
The camera slowly zooms in on the house
Narrator (O.S.): And now, let's visit one of my favorite creatures of this entire multiverse.
Roundabout by Yes starts playing
INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Peppa Pig and George pig run around the kitchen table. George is beating on a drum and Peppa is playing a tuba. The 2 are making the whole house shake
Daddy Pig: PEPPA, GEORGE, THAT'S RIGHT IN MY GOD DAMN EAR!
Mummy Pig spills coffee on herself
Mummy Pig: Oh great, more laundry to do.
Peppa and George climb up on the table and continue to run around playing their instruments
Daddy Pig, infuriated, picks up the table
Daddy Pig: PEPPA PIG AND GEORGE PIG, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY!
Peppa and George stop their shenanigans. Daddy Pig puts down the table
Daddy Pig: Hey, wife slave, get me some cereal!
Mummy Pig: What did you just call me?
Daddy Pig: I called you my slave! Now go get me some cereal!
Mummy Pig: Fine!
Peppa Pig: Daddy, why are you being such a jerk?
Daddy Pig: Shut up, Peppa! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna turn you into my slave, too!
Peppa Pig: Ok, jeez!
Daddy Pig: Shut up!
Mummy Pig returns with Daddy Pig's cereal
Mummy Pig: Here's your cereal, master.
Daddy Pig: Master? Do I look like a slave owner to you?
Mummy Pig: You literally, just called me your slave 5 minutes ago.
Daddy Pig: I beg to differ, I didn't call you anything!
Mummy Pig: Whatever.
Mummy Pig sits down
Daddy Pig: GOD DAMN IT WOMAN, WHERES MY TOAST?
Mummy Pig gets up from her seat and puts a piece of toast in the toaster
Mummy Pig: Here you go, your majesty
Daddy Pig: Y'know what, I'm not even hungry anymore.
Daddy Pig gets up from his seat
Daddy Pig: Welp, I'm off to work
Daddy Pig exits the room
EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY
Daddy Pig opens the front door and exits the house. Daddy Pig gets in his car and drives away
Narrator: Oh dear, things are chaos at the pig house!
INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Peppa Pig: What has gotten into Daddy?
Mummy Pig: I think his mental state is in bad condition .
TEXT: The Next Day
INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY
Peppa and George run around the kitchen throwing their toys around. Daddy Pig sits at the table with his head buried in his hands
Daddy Pig: I can't do this anymore
Daddy Pig gets up from his seat and exits the room
EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Daddy Pig opens the front door and exits the house. Daddy Pig gets in his car and drives away
TEXT: And The Next Day
INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY
Peppa and George run around the kitchen throwing confetti everywhere. Daddy Pig sits at the table crying
Daddy Pig: WHY GOD? WHY? WHY? WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Daddy Pig runs to the front door
EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Daddy Pig kicks down the front door and proceeds to run off screen
INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY
Mummy Pig: Peppa, George, it is time to go to school 
== Part 2: Off to School ==
EXT. ROAD - DAY
Life is a highway by Racal Flatts plays
Mummy Pig is driving her car. Peppa and George are sitting in the back
Peppa Pig: Mummy, I'm worried about Daddy!
Mummy Pig: Well, Peppa, things have been very chaotic at our house for the past few days. I think the chaos is really affecting him.
Peppa Pig: What is "chaos"?
Mummy Pig: Chaos means craziness or destruction.
Peppa Pig: Oh.
EXT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - CONTINUOUS 
Local Forecast Elevator by Kevin Macleod plays
Peppa and George get out of the car and walk into the playgroup
INT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - DAY
Peppa opens the front door with a traumatized expression on her face
Peppa Pig: (sighs)
Peppa and George walk in and sit at a table. Suzy Sheep and Danny Dog are also sitting at that table
Suzy Sheep: What's the matter, Peppa?
Danny Dog: Yeah, you looked depressed!
Peppa Pig: Well, it's a long story. Let me tell you...
== Part 3: Daddy Pig's "large event" ==
EXT. DADDY PIG'S OFFICE - DAY
Daddy Pig walks up to the front door of the office
Daddy Pig presses a buzzer on a speaker box
Buzzer Woman: Yes?
Daddy Pig: Oh my god, it is me, Daddy Pig, I work here, LET ME IN!
Buzzer Woman: Ok, ok! (muttering) Don't need to get so pissy about it!
The front door opens. Daddy Pig walks into the building
INT. DADDY PIG'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
Daddy Pig steps inside the office elevator
INT. ELEVATOR - DAY
Daddy Pig presses the top button. The elevator doors close
Daddy Pig stands in the elevator for about 15 seconds. Then the doors open. Daddy Pig walks out
INT. OFFICE FLOOR 1 - DAY
Daddy Pig walks into the room 
Daddy Pig's Co-workers: Good morning, Daddy Pig!
Daddy Pig: What's so good about it?
Mrs. Cat: You seem really angry today.
Mr. Rabbit: Yeah, what's up?
Daddy Pig: The chaos at my house is really getting to me. And, I really, really, really want to stop it. But there is also something else I want to do.
Mr. Rabbit: What's that?
Daddy Pig: Come with me. 
Mission Impossible by Lalo Schifrin plays
INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY
Daddy Pig stands in front of a large whiteboard. Mrs. Cat, Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Pony, and Mrs. Zebra sit at a round table
Daddy Pig: Ok team, so, there is something I have been wanting to do for a while.
Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: What is it?
Daddy Pig: I have been wanting to take over the cartoon multiverse for a while now.
Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: What, we can't do that!/Are you serious?!/You've got to be joking!/You must have mental problems if you think you could actually pull that off!
Daddy Pig: Look, guys, I know it sounds impossible, but I know a way that we can make it work!
Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: What do we need to do?
Daddy Pig: First, I need to build a metallic glove. Once I build the glove, I will tell you what we need to do next.
Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: Ok!/I wish you would tell us more./Good idea!/Why do you need a metal glove?
Daddy Pig: Also, we need to build base. I know just where we are going to build it!
Mr. Rabbit: Where will we build it?
Daddy Pig: By the edge of that battlefield!
Mr. Rabbit: I don't know where that is.
Mrs. Cat/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: Neither do we.
Daddy Pig: C'mon, follow me. I will show you where it is.
Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra/Daddy Pig exit the room
== Part 4: Peppa the Storyteller ==
INT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - DAY
Peppa Pig: And they my Dad ran out of the house!
Suzy and Danny stare at Peppa, bewildered
Suzy Sheep: I think your Dad is on some serious drugs!
Peppa Pig: What are "drugs"?
Danny Dog: Um, it's 2025, you need to get with the times. EVERYONE knows what drugs are!
Peppa Pig: What are they?!
Suzy Sheep: Um, uh, there aren't good!
Peppa Pig: Oh.
Danny Dog: (changing the subject): I know, we should write and present a book about the craziness at your house!
Peppa Pig: That's a good idea!
Easy Lemon by Kevin Macleod plays as Peppa, Suzy, and Danny make their book
Peppa Pig: Ok, it is done!
Suzy Sheep: What should we do now?
Danny Dog: Let's ask Madame Gazelle if we can present it!
Peppa Pig: Good idea!
== Part 5: Peppa's Presentation ==
INT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - DAY
Peppa Pig walks up to Madame Gazelle
Peppa Pig: Madame Gazelle, can me, Danny, and Suzy present this book?