Katamari Forever Dialogue

== Prologue ==
* The Great Cosmos, an undiscovered country. Its harmony and concord resting oh-so-prettily in the luscious hands of our most beloved King. Whose son, the Prince, labors to do the Jump. Oh, the impatience! Oh, the micromanagement! The King must show off with his own Giga-Jump! Up, up into the sky into an intruder's path. A dark fist swinging... Kapow! The King, beaned by a big, black star! There goes his memory, into the void... An emergency, an exigency! The King won't wake! The Prince calls a council: We'll build a robot to do the King's work! A hard cot, oh-so-hot, finally, RoboKing! Now, for the all important, "Reactor Core."
== RoboKing Assembly Instructions ==
* Roll the katamari around, collecting objects. When the katamari is big enough, place it into RoboKing.
* Roll up objects within the stage to increase the katamari's size.
* Use the Dash and Quick Turn techniques to help you increase the size of the katamari even more.
* Finally, use the Prince Hop to jump up the steps and set the katamari into RoboKing.
== RoboKing Is Activated ==
* What's a "Reactor Core?" Shiny is all you need to know. RoboKing rises... But lo, there's always a bug, ever a catch. Else, where's the game? Code flaming red, the RoboKing is off the hook! The bot was unstoppable, the stars were crunchy. It's feature not a bug? Sing it to someone else! For the slumbering King cannot save the day, and the Prince and the Cousins are on their own.
== RoboKing's Picture Book Chime-Ins ==
* Plot Points
** ALERT. ALERT. EMERGENCY. I've gone and done something terrible... I've destroyed all the stars in the Cosmos! Wait. Where am I, anyway? ANALYZING SURROUNDINGS... Oh! This is the Picture Book. Everything in the world can be found here. So it's a good place for me to hide... Hmmm. Yes, over there looks good...
** That's it! I'm done! I can't stand it any more! INITIATING FLEE MODE. Um...say. You? Would you help me wake up the King? Just go roll a katamari around inside his head. He'll remember what you've rolled and wake up. Don't keep Him waiting. He's so very angry...
* Gameplay Features
** Cousins. Yes, you can switch places with cousins on the Cousins and Presents page. Or you can just walk up to them. But keep in mind, all cousins have the same abilities. Just trading places won't improve your skills any.
** Camera. Did you know you can take pictures? First, go into Prince Look or Royal Look. Then, simply press the X button. You can save pictures to the PLAYSTATION®3 system from the Katamari Collection page. Make sure to do this! If you forget, your photos will be lost.
== Make a Star 1 - Playtime ==
* Audience with RoboKing
** I want to hide. You see, I've done something... terrible. Maybe I should find a porch to hide under. Then I can cry until my bolts fall off. Yes, wee one? Have you come to laugh at me? Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others? How cruel you are! I'd yell at you, but you'd probably just laugh more. Maybe you can go roll something instead, OK?
* Start of Level
** Hmmm. This Earth place seems pretty cluttered. Roll your katamari and grab everything you can. With a little of this and a bit of that, you should be able to make a brand-new star. So when you're rolling, try to make the katamari this big (20 cm)... in this amount of time (3 min.). Then I can turn it into a nice star for the Cosmos. I'm still nervous... What am I missing...? Ah yes, the theme! We need a theme! This place is littered with playthings, so roll up as many as you can. OK. I'm done talking. Go roll. I'll be here.
* Goal Reached
** Made it to 20cm, did you? Well done! But don't stop! Make it as big as you can! 
* End of Level
** Time's up! Let's go back. The suspense is killing my poor servos. I hope it turns out all right... Robo Rainbow!!
* End Results
** Beginning Commentary
*** My Robo Rainbow actually worked? I'm surprised. Nothing I do ever works. I wish my sensors could perceive the future. Then I'd be less nervous about your katamari. Where did you put that thing anyway? Oh, here it is.
** Size
*** ANALYZING SIZE...
**** If the Katamari Is Small
***** 
**** If the Katamari Is Average
***** [Size]? That's joking size! This katamari is cold. And lifeless. Just like my heart...
**** If the Katamari is Big
***** ..
** Objects
*** ANALYZING COMPOSITION...
**** It's a [attribute] katamari with [attribute]. And [attribute]? I don't understand...
** Score
*** CALCULATING TOTAL SCORE...
**** If Score Is Low
**** If Score Is Average
***** [Score]. Not bad, but not totally pleasant either. I think the katamari wants to play harder. First rule of katamari? Always roll big. I should have emphasized that some more...
**** If Score Is High
**** If Score Is 100
** Ending Commentary
*** I guess I turn this into a star, huh? Oh dear, I'm going to screw this up. Um... voila?
*** It ended up a star after all. How many more times will I need to do this? Ohhh... My aching mechanical head.
== RoboKing's Commentary ==
* Rolling Up an Object (First Time)
** ALERT! OBJECT DETECTED! You've rolled up your first thing. How nice...
* Hitting a Moving Object (First Time)
** ALERT! OBJECT IN MOTION! Something's moving! Catch it! Quickly!
* Moving Object Escapes (First Time)
** It escaped? Siiiigh... You were too slow...
* Dazed Moving Object Is Rolled Up (First Time)
** 
* Rolling Up a Royal Present (First Time)
** Oh! What's that odd box you just rolled up?
* Rolling Up RoboKing's Heart (First Time)
** ANALYSIS COMPLETE. HAVE A NICE DAY. Those hearts help your katamari pick up items. If you see one, grab it immediately!
* One Minute or Lower Remaining
** You have [Time] remaining.
* End of Level
** Time's up! Off we go!
* Rolling Up Cousins
** Dangle
*** What a strange object you just rolled up. INITIATING ANALYSIS... It's Dangle! ...What's with that body? ANALYSIS CANCELLED!
== Generic End Results Commentary ==
* RoboKing
** If Score is 120
*** 
** Collecting a Royal Present
*** Present GET! Oh, hey. Look at the cool present. Well, finders keepers.
** Collecting a Cousin
*** DNA SCAN COMPLETE. COUSIN FOUND. Oh, it's [Cousin]. How nice. Company. Well, off to the Village Square with you.
** Shooting Star in Sight
*** ALERT. SHOOTING STAR CONFIRMED. Oh, she's a beauty!
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