Family Reunion

guest star - Gal Gadot
musical guest - Jack White (with surprise guest Ruby Amanfu)
== Script ==
Nickelodeon man: from Nickelodeon Suites Resort, welcome to the kids news!
(audience cheering and yelling)
Henry: welcome everybody! we are henry and june from the hit nickelodeon tv show in the 90s kablam!
June: today we are going to talk to you kids about the event of the year, 
Mr. Jimmy McGee: What the- "Network executive celebrates golden wedding anniversary. Not pictured, Mrs. Linda"
Linda: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Hector was filling in for-
Mr. Jimmy McGee: I don't care if he was filling in for your husband. He's a ex cohost, and I don't want him working... so... late... that-
Linda: Oh, I agree. Kids need rules and boundaries.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Yes, everyone loves rules.
Linda: It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs and the moneymakers.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Oh, yeah, money. You gotta have lots of money.
(flashback, 2006)
Jack White: (singing) I’m not the kind of guy who sell for nobody, won’t follow no fool or two...
Meg White: Would you stop for one minute! I’d only be doing it for us.
Jack White: Oh really? Like remember when we guest starred on the eighteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons where Bart turns a quiet funeral into a chaotic mess, Homer and Marge are faced with angry Springfielders who have had enough of Bart's mischievousness?
Meg White: Yes really! We could’ve performed as musical guests on Cartoon Network's Fridays, I mean some kids would get to hear your songs.
Jack White: (Singing) I’m not listening to my sister, cos she wants to play the drums...
(end of flashback)
Henry: And now Ladies and Gentlemen, performing his Award-Winning smash hit "Thank Heaven for Little Girls", the Most Famous Popular Grammy-Academy Award Winning Rich Prodigal Self-Educated Straight-A Home-School Graduate Pianist Sidekick in history since early 90s: 
both: Jimmy McGee!
(audience applaud)
Jimmy McGee: Each time I see a little girl
Of five or six or seven
I can't resist a joyous urge
To smile and say
Thank heaven for little girls
For little girls get
Bigger every day
Thank heaven for little girls
They grow up in 
The most delightful way.
Those little eyes 
So helpless and appealing
When they were flashing
Send you crashing
Through the ceiling
Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for them all
No matter where,
No matter who
Without them
What would little boys do
Thank heaven 
Thank heaven
Thank heaven for little girls.
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Life With Loopy, the Offbeats....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Meg White: I’m back. (She opens the door to see them rehearse for the performance) What is going on here?
Ruby Amanfu: Hi, I’m Ruby, and I’ll be performing on the show
Meg White: you performed on the March 3, 2012 episode of Saturday Night Live, with your all-female backing band the Peacocks, and now your gonna perform on this cartoon cramming stage as musical guests?!
Jack White: Hey, what did you expect? You’re never around anymore.
Meg White: Well, I did it for us! You and me!
Ruby Amanfu: Oh, I’m sorry - I think I left my sunglasses in there--
Jack White: Come on. Let’s get outta here.
audience members (Francesca and Tucker): Ladies and gentlemen, Jack White!
[Verse 1: Jack White and Ruby Amanfu] I want love to
[Jack White] Roll me over slowly
[Both] Stick a knife inside me
[Jack White] And twist it all around
[Both] I want love to
[Jack White] Grab my fingers gently
[Both] Slam them in a doorway
[Jack White] Put my face into the ground
[Both] I want love to
[Jack White] Murder my own mother and
[Both] Take her off to somewhere
Like hell or up above
An' I want love to
[Jack White] Change my friends to enemies
[Both] Change my friends to enemies
[Jack White] And show me how it's all my fault
[Chorus:Both] I won't let love disrupt, corrupt or 
Interrupt me
I won't let love disrupt, corrupt or 
Interrupt me
Yeah, I won't let love disrupt
Corrupt, or interrupt me 
[Jack White] Anymore
[Verse 2: Both] I want love to
Walk right up and bite me
Grab a hold of me and fight me
Leave me dyin' on the ground
And I want love to
[Jack White] Split my mouth wide open and
[Both] Cover up my ears
And never let me hear a sound
I want love to
[Jack White] Forget that you offended me
[Both] Or how you have defended me
[Jack White] When everybody tore me down
[Both] Yeah, I want love to
[Jack White] Change my friends to enemies
[Both] Change my friends to enemies
[Jack White] And show me how it's all my fault
[Chorus:Both] I won't let love disrupt, corrupt or
Interrupt me
I won't let love disrupt, corrupt or
Interrupt me
Yeah, I won't let love disrupt
Corrupt, or interrupt me
Anymore 
(crowd cheers)
Henry: Looks like we've just about come down to the end of another one. But before we go, let us say thank you to a wonderful musical guest. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack White and Ruby Amanfu!
June: and a big thanks to our very special guest, Gal Gadot!!!
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