A Visit From Jenny Foxworth (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Lost Episode)

Hello my faith buddies, or at least you are my buddies if you love how I look. My name is Athena Asamiya. If I could take a wild guess, I'm presumably in my high school years and at least 15-16 years old. Now listen, I have a massive problem going on. You see, I have an enemy, his name is Saiki. Anyways, the main issue is that I recently challenged him to a game of Super Smash Bros. In the challenge, he said that if I won the game, he'll pay me all of his money, and if I won, you wanna know what he said? He said that if he won, I have to give him all my clothes and walk to places I want to go while completely naked. 
In fact, when I see his face, his sexy ass face, I sense he's perverted. Since when do perverts have such a shiny face? Anyways, I better cut that talk and discuss something else. Now lemme see what else I can talk about. Oh yes, about the human animal... No no no no, that's a much different story. Ahem. You see, this all started on a rainy day. I was at school eating a sandwich that had peanut butter, bananas, jelly and bacon. I know, that's likely the most disgusting sandwich combination you ever heard, but I thought it was good. 
During lunch, my good friend Anne Joestar came by to my table and asked me how my day was going. I replied by saying that it was okay so far. She proceeded to tell me of her most recent trip on a boat. As our talk went on, our principal known as Mr Chu asked me to step into his office. But before doing so, I asked if I was in trouble but he said no. So I went to his office like he asked and sat down. Chu proceeded to tell me that since I was the most highest straight-A student of all time, I would receive 3 weeks of doing no school work and I could do whatever I like. 
By the time 4th period came, I walked into my teacher's class. My 4th period teacher's name is Matt Damon, and no he isn't that aardvark from Arthur. 
(More to come)