List of quotes from alternative media

Here is all the known phrases and sentences, parodied from The Kiddie Channel, and more sources.
== The Kiddie Channel ==
=== Fairy Dust ===
* "Look, sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do because they're good for us."
* "Not us, we're too special."
* .
* "But we can't always get what we want in life." 
* "Yes you can, just make a wish."
* .
* "Uh-oh. Should I try to become a morning person?"
* "Nope. You should be who you are, and stop trying to be something you're not."
* "Really?"
* "When you start working doesn't matter. What matters is what you get done in the hours between when you stop and start working."
* "Why?"
* "Because success is all about what you accomplish. Not the time of day you accomplish it."
=== Rusty's Stuffy Toughy ===
* "My family members are many buses. For example, I'm a school bus, but Cousin Dusty is a regular bus." 
* "Sounds like he gets everyone where they need to go. I bet you could be able to get all the kids to school on time!"
* "Rev your engines, everyone!"
* "You must have woke up on the wrong side of the road. That's what happens when you feel a little grumpy in the mornings."
===Kids Bits===
*Jake: "The umbrella doesn't have to turn into the Thing! I can make it into anything you like."
*Puggles: "I knew this was a trick."
*Jake: "No, listen. I could make it turn into something wonderful, like... like a dragon."
*Mary: "Dragons are scary!"
*Jake: "Not this one! When the old professor opens the umbrella, it transforms into a silver dragon!"
*Puggles: "Silver is good, gold is better!"
*Jake: "A golden dragon! And he has his very own secret cave full of, treasures, jewels, diamonds, and..."
*Puggles: "Accessories! And money, lots of money!"
*Mary: "Money? I don't get it."
*"But it's way too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning."
*"Don't be mad, Puggles. We can still enjoy some lollipops together."
*"Mornings are so evil."
===Squillaception===
*"And I was named after this very nutty drink that's over 300 years old, but I can't remember what it is."
*"Me neither! Was it soda or grape juice?"
*"I don't know. But look at this cool stuff I found."
=== Palooco ===
* Joe: This ice cream shop is a great place to work for the summer!
* Donna: Why do you like it so much, Joe?
* Joe: I think it is fun making sundaes and shakes. I am getting faster too!
* Donna: You are getting faster, but that is not always good.
* Joe: Why is it not good?
* Donna: You make a mess when you go too fast. We need to keep our work area clean.
* Joe: (looking around) It doesn't look too bad.
* Donna: That is because I keep cleaning things up.
* Joe: Hey, I clean up before I leave!
* Donna: I know, but we are serving food here. It needs to be clean all the time.
* Joe: I guess you are right, Donna. I was just trying to be as good as you.
* Donna: You will be. It just takes time. And now it is time for you to clean up your own mess!
===Other===
*Arthur: Buster! You can't stay mad at Binky forever! It doesn't do any good!
*Buster: Yes, it does! If I keep it up, I'll make sure that ____.
*Arthur: I understand how you feel. I was mad when I didn't get to sleep in late. And I'm going to stay mad until I get it!
*Buster: That's silly! Staying mad all the time won't get you what you want.
*Arthur: But you think it'll get you what you want?
=== The Big Question ===
* "All right everybody, listen up. This is a gold star, the highest and most exclusive honor my students can get. It is the main reason why our class has been so busy working hard... especially Cellita!"
* "Yeah well, that's great for you, but how does that help any of us? It's not like you've paid any of us anything more."
* "Anyway, there is only one thing that is more prestigious than a gold star, and does anybody know what that is? Lots of them! And the point is, I need all of you to be on your A-game today, so... chop-chop!"
=== The Magic Fingerfellows ===
#"Anyway, here it is. Bugaboo City's world-famous triple chocolate cake. And the ingredients are Chocolate Clusters, Fantasy Fudge, Glitter Gloss, Sparkle Stars, and Rainbow Refreshers. Pick a shape, any shape!"
#"Excuse me, wait a minute! You wanted some chocolate cake. Let me give you a slice of chocolate cake, it is to die for... please!"
#.
#"Well, I don't like how your outfit looks like it came off a stupid yellow sponge. But I do like your bright positive attitude. Want to hang out some more?" 
#"Who likes to eat pineapples under the sea? Bobby Spongepants!"
#"Only on one condition. Are you finally done making those Lucky Charms gone wrong? And do you promise that this is the end of your catastrophic confectionery, once and for all?"
=== Helping Hands ===
* "Oh, my poor nearsighted beauty. I feel so sorry for you, but I think, and you might hate me for what I'm saying, but Cassie was very right to do what she did to you."
* "My sweet bunny. I know that you must be helpless without your glasses. May I help you home, so you can get some more? At least you can see a little something now."
=== The Spectacluzzers ===
* "Glasses are the symbol of a Spectacluzzer, so here's my plan. Since a Spectacluzzer just can't thrive without them, I attached a pair of glasses, front and back."
* "Aww, it's okay. We all get in over our head sometimes. That's how we learn."
* "A happy magic rainbow world, made out of something you use to see with!"
=== The Fonts ===
*"That's what I figured. Is something happening?"
*"She has a designer too, but we don't know who, and she won't tell us."
*"Well, he did shave his head, and that can be a pretty traumatic part of this process for a lot of our patients."
*"Was I too harsh? I wanted to spend more time with Stone while she was still around to visit. We could have seen a movie together, maybe a toy store, go to an arcade together."
*"Excuse me, my designer didn't pay for five years of college so I could waste my time cleaning up!"
*"Well, if that's how you feel about it, why did you even apply here at all?"
*"I should be your boss! Who else can you hope to hire if you don't hire me?"
*"This is typeface discrimination!"
*"She's new, edgy, and modern too!"
=== Other ===
*"So, what got you into singing anyway?"
*"Oh well, ever since I was a little girl, my parents would always turn on the radio and I just find myself singing along to the tune, just imagining myself up on stage performing. I just love to sing, but put me in front of an audience, and I'm as quiet as a mouse."
*"May I remind you that your magical singing immediately becomes an orchestra -- a symphony of euphoria and mirth. I'd never heard so many layers of music, never heard the variations and themes that wove between their arpeggios. And beyond your harmonious singing voice, there's an ethereal melody that I can't even begin to describe."
*.
*"Look, are you sure you can't make it work with Gentille? She's a great actress."
*"Yeah, the 10% of the time she's here."
*"Maybe you could talk her into being around a little more."
*"Look, you don't know Gentille like we do. She will promise us all of those things now, and in a few weeks, everything will revert back to being the same, like the conversation never even happened. She's too set in her ways!"
*"And you're not?"
* "Do you ever worry that your friends might inherit it?"
* "No, I don't. Do you ever worry that yours will inherit your lack of sense?"
== References ==
* "You're not exactly known for being tough. That's what these deals require, and I don't want any of your 'everything is all sunshine and rainbows' attitude ruining my chance at a huge payday!"
* "If I fall in love with someone else, I will tell him or her now, and not shyly procrastinate, thereby dooming the object of my affection to perish, just as I was building up the courage to make my feelings known."
* "So when I first saw her, of course my breathing picked up ten-fold. But as our date (okay, in my mind, it was a date) progressed, my breathing slowed, until I was breathless. More than how elegant and beautiful she was, she had that aura about her, that rare kind people try to describe, but can’t. And that’s when I knew I had a crush on her."
* "Watching this show is like having a drinking party by having one too many drinks to the point where the house looks like the aftermath of a tornado had just hit the house."
* "I wish everyone could be rich and famous, having all the money they ever wanted so they can finally realize how that's not the answer."
* "This is Gentille Winderwood we're talking about here, okay? Immature, selfish, 'the world revolves around me and my wants' Gentille Winderwood. You do remember all that about her, right?"
* "Have you heard that National Geographic offers a million dollars if you bring in the rarest animal in the world? How do we apply? I’ll pick you up around 8? I’m gonna be a millionaire!"
* "I love making pies! I just do. It’s a skill that I learned and honed over the years, and once I perfected my pie crust skills, this beautiful mixed Rainbow Berry Pie was the first thing I taught myself to make."
* "But before writing this article, I couldn't name a single other font who told us their designer. Maybe that's because fonts are way too reticent to divulge their designers' names."
* "The hardest part is figuring out if who I am as a person is a result of the way I was born, or if my personality is primarily influenced by the outside world."
* "And you need to take off these glasses. Well then, how am I supposed to see?"
* "I think they signify my business-like manner and intelligence. They show my serious side."
* "I shouldn't have tried to be grown up, it's no fun. I miss my mom and dad."
* "I know that you mean well, but there's only so much one person can do. You must be very tired from all your hard work."
* "I don't want to cause any hurt feelings, so I'm not going to say anything negative about their performance in the play."
*"People always think they're the next Steverina Headjobs, but they all end up failing miserably."
*"There's literally no situation in which this is an appropriate thing to tell someone. None. Ever."
* "Your emotional reaction is to cry?"
* "I wouldn't miss that for the world!"
* "You mean the entire world to me!"
* "Aww, that's so sweet. Also a little gross, but mostly sweet." 
* "That sounds a little repulsive, but mostly nice."
*"It could pose a threat to the stability of the system."
*"Sometimes, but those humans who have seen us don't find it important enough to mention."
*"Never stop wondering and imagining, because curiosity leads to great adventures. You are amazing just the way you are." 
*"Each item holds its own mystery and potential for adventure, waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to open the box."
*"I wish, I wish with all my heart, to be happy with a fresh start."
*"I'm a day dreamer and a night thinker. What's the meaning of it all?"
*"We can handle absolutely everything that goes quack."
*"You are a sympathetic talk therapist wrapped inside a life coach and zipped into a fast fashion bomber jacket."
*"This unraveled so quickly!"
*"Yes, your equivalency!"
*"23 Minutes of Fame is a fun game where everyone will be world-famous for 23 minutes."
*"Dora Winifred loves chocolate. It's her favorite thing in the world."
*"Hear what you wanna hear. See what you wanna see. Take me to the land where imagination runs free."
*"I've got hope when things look bad. And I can smile when I should be sad. I've got imaginary friends who lift me up when I'm feeling low. And they watch over me wherever I may go."
*"Time to put this magic show on ice!"
*"I got out of my warm cozy bed, just for this?"
*"Another day, another headache."
*"I'll do what you said, but I want you to know, I despise it."
*"I hate boredom."
*"Another long, monotonous day I dread doing a bunch of unnecessary boring work."
*"It means to wake up and start one's day. I'm not proud of it, but I tend to greet the day with a moaning groan and a smack to my alarm clock."
===Other===
*"It allows me to go about my business undisturbed."
*"I'm not disturbing?"
*"Not more than usual."
*"Less so than the others, I suppose."
===Other===
*"Looks like someone has a secret crush!"
*"Oh no, was it that obvious?"
*"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, happens all the time."
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