Nigelleeds

The username of Internet fantasist and WACCOE poster Nigelleeds
In his time, he's beaten all the top names at darts - Bristow, Lowe, Bristow, errrrm Bristow and did you know he's played Bristow at darts?
His finest hour came at a local bookmaker's when the bookie paid him incorrectly. On being asked for the money back, our Nige pointed at a sign that said "Once payment has been made, mistakes cannot be rectified"... at this point he stepped away from the counter and "everyone in the bookies applauded"
This actually happened