Anthony Johnson

"I didn't hit him in the head, I hit him in the arm. I don't know why he would act like [that], I guess he was gassing." - Anthony "Rumble" Johnson, on a whacky series of events in his fight with Josh Koscheck at UFC 106 involving a knee, a hand graze, and, in later pictoral evidence, a poke in the eye.
"I thought I timed it perfect but I didn't and that's my fault." - Johnson, on the knee.
"After him poking me in the eye it made a big difference. Then he did it twice and got both eyes the second time because when he swings, he jabs with his open hand and the right didn't even hit me, it was just the open palm strike and my eyes, my eyes are burning like hell right now." - Johnson.