2022 Power Rankings-Playoffs 1

==Introduction==
Somehow I have to come down off the high of that World Cup final and get this writeup finished.
Welcome to the 2022 Festival of Champions. Six teams each took unique and difficult paths to get to the party, several clinching on the final day of the regular season. There is no clear favorite and the four games already played in week 15 have only muddied the waters, with top-scoring Pain Train now projected to lose to Papa's Posse thanks to an early injury to Jonathan Taylor.
Let's recap week 14's interesting slate of games, then review the regular season stats, and then look forward to the playoffs.
== All-Time Season Finale Records (Minimum Two Games) ==
Here is how everyone has performed throughout their franchise history on the final week of the regular season.
Team 	Wins	Losses	Ties	Win Pct.	Longest win streak	Longest loss streak	Current streak
The Multiverse of Mattness	8 	4 	0 	0.667 	3 	1 	Lost 1
Pain Train 	7 	5 	0 	0.583 	2 	1 	Lost 1
Papa's Posse 	7 	5 	0 	0.583 	3 	2 	Won 1
RIPDab 	7 	5 	0 	0.583 	3 	2 	Won 3
Paddock 9 	6 	6 	0 	0.500 	3 	2 	Won 3
Duck Punchers 	6 	6 	0 	0.500 	2 	3 	Won 2
The Shotti Bunch 	5 	6 	0 	0.454 	3 	2 	Lost 2
ma ma momma said 	4 	8 	0 	0.333 	2 	5 	Won 1
JarJar Stinks! 	2 	1 	0 	0.666 	2 	1 	Lost 1
Bell of Da Ball 	2 	4 	0 	0.333 	1 	2 	Lost 2
Sweet Dee 	2 	8 	0 	0.200 	1 	5 	Lost 3
IAMGROOT 	1 	1 	0 	0.500 	1 	1 	Won 1
Mattness, who has never lost back-to-back finale week games, will look to hold their all-time record with a 9th win in 2023.
RIPDab and Paddock 9 are each on the hottest streaks of their career, having sealed the deal in each of the last three seasons (be a real shame if they face off in 2023).
Sweet Dee has now lost three straight regular season finales and has 8 losses in 10 tries. Idiots is not fairing much better, still unable to pass JarJar Stinks on this chart despite playing double the seasons.
== Week 15 - How it Happened ==
Without blabbing on and on, here is how it all went down.
=== Duck Punchers Gets the Cup ===
It didn't take much for Duck Punchers, whose 10 wins should not be downplayed because it it still an accomplishment any time you get double-digits in the win column for a fantasy season. But Duck had the lowest winning score in week 14 and could have benched his QB because Pain Train did not show up. The tone was set early, with Pain Train and his 3,000 point squad failing to score with Davante Adams and Foster Moreau (Moreau quite literally did not score). With a decent buffer, Duck made quick work on Sunday afternoon with Big Booty pulling a rabbit out of a hat trick. On Monday night, NE Defense scored nearly 40 points to seal the deal. Duck grabbed NE off waivers, a true shocker of an add considering the season this D is having. However, it is worth noting that the Patriots face the Bengals in the Festival Semifinals...
=== Ma ma momma said Gets the Bye ===
There was very little drama in this matchup as well. Mattness benched four wins this season, but maybe it is better that he did. In a "perfect" world, if Mattness had gotten those four wins, he would be 7-6 heading into week 14 and then would have completely choked his season away. Momma got a good showing from Mahomes and Chase for his second 9-win season in a row. Last year that was good enough for 1st place, owning the points against 2nd place Duck. This year, the two swap spots and momma settles for 2nd place.
=== Papa's Posse Puts League on Notice ===
If people still aren't nervous about this team, they should be. In 2022, there was only one team that did not take an L vs. Papa. With their season on the line, Papa was quickly put in a bad spot as Sweet Dee's Derrick Henry broke 100 rush yards in the first half vs. Jacksonville. But the Jags clamped down in the second half and Dee went from a winning projection to a losing projection in the span of a quarter. Papa had already set a tone early with yet another solid day from Josh Jacobs, the shock of the season, and Kirk Cousins turned the ride with his 400+ yards. With this big win, it became obvious that RIPDab vs. Shotti had become an elimination game.
=== Shotti vs. Dab: The Rivalry Lives ===
By far the most exciting game of the week, Shotti vs. RIPDab had the heat turned up once it became clear all the other avenues of entry into the Festival had closed. Only one remained: win. Both teams played very well in their first matchup since the 2021 Cinco De Lose-O, but losing Lamar Jackson might have been too much for Shotti to overcome. There was a very narrow window for Shotti to come back and claim victory on Monday night, when James Conner appeared to go down early for Dab with an injury. But Conner came back and put on a clinic, and Hopkins didn't do enough to keep pace. So after eliminating RIPDab five times in the postseason, Dab gets some revenge by sending Shotti into the Consolation Bracket.
=== When is a Win a Loss? Paddock 9 and Stupid Both Lose Week 14 ===
In a very strange situation, Paddock 9 got his 7th victory of 2022 but still managed to lose. Stupid Idiots lost, but still managed to win. Paddock 9 needed to outscore Stupid Idiots by 32+ points to swap 6th and 7th with them and make the tournament. With only Tyreek Hill left to play, Paddock 9 had a 38 point advantage. If somehow Hill didn't score, he could have pulled it off. Drama unfolded when Hill took a fumble to the house, a scoring catagory that is not activated in the LOC (but likely will be for next season). When Hill went to the lockerroom early and was questionable to return, there was some concern that this score nuance might end up being the difference between the defending champ making it to the tournament and Paddock 9 pulling the greatest regular season comeback in LOC history. But Hill came back and scored a 60+ yard touchdown to stab P9 in the heart. It may sound dramatic, but it's the truth: his entire season hinged on the DJ Moore/Duvernay trade that led to a single 22-point play in P9 vs. Papa's Posse that swung their matchup, cost Paddock his score advantage and his season, and clinched playoffs for Papa.
== The 2022 Commissioner's Cup Winner... ==
At this point it is damn near indisputable. Most wins. Most points scored. 9th in losses among all active teams, behind only a team that has played six fewer seasons. And now four Commissioner's Cup victories. THREE different streaks of over 20 games without back-to-back losses. The Duck Punchers is the LOC's greatest regular season team.
Congrats to Duck, whose 21 roster moves throughout the regular season were just enough to help him maintain the lead for the top spot. Now we will see if this team, who does not always carry his greatness to the postseason, can take it the final two weeks and bring home the good stuff.
===The Commissioner's Cup Winners by Year (Updated)===
 Commissioner's Cup Winners
Year	Winner 	Record
2011	RIPDab 	10-3
2012	Duck Punchers 	11-2
2013	RIPDab (2) 	11-2
2014	Duck Punchers (2) 	11-2
2015	The Shotti Bunch 	9-4
2016	Multiverse of Mattness 	10-3
2017	The Shotti Bunch (2) 	10-3
2018	Multiverse of Mattness (2)	10-3
2019	Duck Punchers (3) 	10-3
2020	Paddock 9 	10-3
2021	ma ma momma said 	9-5
2022	Duck Punchers (4) 	10-4
===Commissioner's Cup Wins by Team (Updated)===
Appearances	Team 	Season(s)
4 	Duck Punchers 	2012, 2014, 2019, 2022
2 	Multiverse of Mattness	2016, 2018
2 	The Shotti Bunch 	2015, 2017
2 	RIPDab 	2011, 2013
1 	Paddock 9 	2020
1 	ma ma momma said 	2021
0 	Pain Train 	None
0 	Papa's Posse 	None
0 	Sweet Dee 	None
0 	The Stupid Idiots 	None
==Who's Hot, Who's Not?==
Just as a reminder: charts are color-coded on the website but only if you read on your computer. Nothing has color on mobile.
Scoring Over Last Three Weeks
Team 	Points Scored
Paddock 9 	774.70
Papa's Posse 	667.46
RIPDab 	647
The Shotti Bunch 	637.07
The Stupid Idiots 	629.35
Duck Punchers 	613.06
Pain Train 	590.07
ma ma momma said 	589.29
The Multiverse of Mattness	533.42
Sweet Dee 	504.78
The Stupid Idiots did everybody in the Festival of Champions a huge favor in week 14 by keeping pace with Paddock 9's scoring, even in his loss, ensuring that the league's hottest unit was not able to wreck havoc in the postseason. But the news is not good for Idiots, who came into last season's playoffs as the hottest team and won the Glory Bowl. This year, Papa is the hottest team in the festival and RIDPab is right behind him. That puts Idiots and Pain Train on notice in the quarterfinals.
==Matchup Recap==
*Duck Punchers wins the Commissioner's Cup by taking care of business against the league's top scoring Pain Train (12-8). Next Matchup: N/A
*Ma ma momma said clinches a bye with the lowest winning score of the week in a season sweep of rival Mattness (10-10). Next Matchup: 2023 Regular Season
*RIPDab eliminates his arch-rival and claims a fourth-straight victory dating back to 2019 against The Shotti Bunch (10-13). Next Matchup: 2023 Regular Season
*Papa's Posse leaves no doubt with a blowout of the week victory to claim his 10th all-time victory against franchise rival Sweet Dee (10-9). Next Matchup: 2023 Regular Season
*Paddock 9 wins, but a win is not enough, as he is eliminated by margin of victory against the defending champion Stupid Idiots (6-5). Next Matchup: 2023 Regular Season
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==Stat Chat==
*Papa's Posse becomes the 8th team to reach 80 combined wins.
*Paddock 9 becomes the 7th team to reach 70 regular season wins.
*Duck Punchers has not had back-to-back regular season losses since weeks 12/13 in 2020, meaning he is now on a 29-game streak without back-to-back defeats. His record is 31 straight, set from 2018-2020. Prior to that he had a streak of 16 games, back-to-back losses, and then a 25-game streak. 
*Ma ma momma said becomes the second team to have a 4 game win streak in 8 seasons (Duck Punchers). 
*Papa's Posse finishes the regular season 4th place or higher for just the second time in franchise history (3rd in 2018). 
*RIPDab finishes with 8 wins for the third consecutive season. Each of the last two years, Dab lost their opening playoff game. 
*Commish becomes the 1st and only team to face over 33,000 points against in the regular season.
*Duck Punchers becomes the 1st and only team to score over 34,000 points in the regular season. 
*Paddock 9, The Shotti Bunch, and Papa's Posse become the 6th, 7th, and 8th teams to break 30,000 regular season points scored. 
*RIPDab has gone 6-2 against The Shotti Bunch since losing the Glory Bowl in 2017, improving their liftime record against the former LOC dynasty from 4-11 to 10-13. 
*Mattness faced the 7th most points against in LOC regular season history. 
==Regular Season Overview==
Before we turn the page and head into the postseason, a look at some of the updated regular season stat charts.
===2022 Blowouts of the Week===
Week	Winning Team 	Margin of Victory	Losing Team
1 	Pain Train 	88.98 	RIPDab
2 	The Shotti Bunch 	56.23 	Sweet Dee
3 	Pain Train (2) 	64.29 	Mattness
4 	The Shotti Bunch (2) 	107.36 	Mattness (2)
5 	Mattness 	72.53 	Papa's Posse
6 	Duck Punchers 	57.18 	Papa's Posse (2)
7 	ma ma momma said 	86.04 	Mattness (3)
8 	The Stupid Idiots 	59.19 	Mattness (4)
9 	The Stupid Idiots (2)	102.92 	Papa's Posse (3)
10 	Mattness (2) 	74.04 	Sweet Dee (2)
11 	Pain Train (3) 	74.24 	Paddock 9
12 	Paddock 9 	76.92 	Duck Punchers
13 	Paddock 9 (2) 	105.12 	Mattness (5)
14 	Papa's Posse 	76.82 	Sweet Dee (3)
Only two teams did not get blowout victories in 2022: Sweet Dee and RIPDab. On the other end of things, four teams did not get blown out: Pain Train, The Shotti Bunch, The Stupid Idiots, and ma ma momma said. Mattness was involved in half of all blowouts: two as a winner and five as a loser.
===Most Blowout of the Week Losses===
Updated through 2022
Team	Blowout of the Week Losses
24 	Papa's Posse
21 	Multiverse of Mattness
17 	Sweet Dee
16 	Pain Train
14 	Duck Punchers
12 	Paddock 9
11 	The Shotti Bunch
10 	RIPDab
8 	The Stupid Idiots
8 	ma ma momma said
5 	Jar Jar Stinks!
3 	Big Sacks
2 	IAMGROOT
2 	GregCincoDos
2 	Why am I doing this
2 	Brak and Yellow
1 	bob's bananas
===Most Blowout of the Week Wins===
Updated through 2022
Team	Blowout of the Week Wins
21 	Duck Punchers
20 	ma ma momma said
18 	RIPDab
17 	Pain Train
16 	Paddock 9
14 	The Shotti Bunch
13 	Multiverse of Mattness
13 	Papa's Posse
9 	The Stupid Idiots
7 	Sweet Dee
3 	B-2 Hallway Gangstas
2 	Jar Jar Stinks!
2 	Big Sacks
1 	Brak and Yellow
1 	GregCincoDos
1 	IAMGROOT
===All-Time Regular Season Standings===
Below are the all-time regular season records for every franchise in the history of the league, including defunct teams and teams in their inaugural season. Records are updated through 12/14/22. There have been 158 regular season weeks since the league's inception in 2011.
All-Time Regular Season Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W%
The Duck Punchers 	101	57	0.632
Pain Train 	87 	71	0.555
The Shotti Bunch 	84 	61	0.588
RIPDab 	84 	74	0.528
ma ma momma said 	83 	75	0.514
Multiverse of Mattness	75 	83	0.500
Paddock 9 	70 	88	0.438
Papa's Posse 	68 	90	0.417
Sweet Dee 	47 	85	0.364
The Stupid Idiots 	36 	44	0.439
JarJar Stinks! 	18 	21	0.462
IAMGROOT 	13 	13	0.500
B-2 Hallway Gangsta 	8 	5 	0.616
Brak and Yellow 	7 	6 	0.538
bob's bananas 	6 	7 	0.462
Big Sacks 	6 	7 	0.462
Why am I doing this 	6 	7 	0.462
GregCincoDos 	4 	9 	0.308
=== Highest Single-Season Point Totals ===
Since the season was extended to 14 games in 2021, the official record is per game average, not total for the season.
2022 was one of the lowest scoring seasons on record. Only one team broke 3000 points and no team cracked the record books, marking just the second time that has happened (2015).
Team 	Year	Per Game Avg	Total Points
The Shotti Bunch 	2016	246.92 	3209.99
ma ma momma said 	2014	241.73 	3142.46
The Multiverse of Mattness	2018	240.10 	3121.24
Pain Train 	2013	239.22 	3109.80
RIPDab 	2013	238.15 	3096.01
Duck Punchers 	2014	236.17 	3070.18
ma ma momma said 	2013	235.12 	3056.54
The Shotti Bunch 	2012	231.83 	3013.85
ma ma momma said 	2021	231.53 	3241.40
The Shotti Bunch 	2013	231.42 	3008.40
Paddock 9 	2018	228.76 	2973.92
Duck Punchers 	2019	228.63 	2972.17
Duck Punchers 	2013	228.52 	2970.77
The Stupid Idiots 	2019	227.22 	2953.90
RIPDab 	2016	226.16 	2940.09
Paddock 9 	2019	226.16 	2940.04
RIPDab 	2011	225.99 	2937.84
Duck Punchers 	2012	225.96 	2937.53
=== Highest Single-Season Points Against Totals ===
This chart shows regular season points against, also based on per game average due to the additional game from 2021 onward.
Mattness has the 7th most poinst against in LOC history with 226.14 points per game for a grand total of 3165.96 points (that is less than four points short of the most points ever against, though the feat was "accomplished" without the aid of a 14th game in 2018 by The Stupid Idiots).
Mattness how accounts for three of the seven highest points-against seasons ever, with Idiots accounting for two of the top six.
Sweet Dee notches the 28th-most points against and owns the 28th-31st most points against on this list.
Team 	Year	Per Game Average	Total Points
The Stupid Idiots 	2018	243.78 	3169.14
RIPDab 	2018	235.60 	3062.86
The Multiverse of Mattness	2013	234.04 	3042.46
The Multiverse of Mattness	2020	232.56 	3023.24
The Stupid Idiots 	2019	228.76 	2973.85
The Shotti Bunch 	2016	226.73 	2947.45
The Multiverse of Mattness	2022	226.14 	3165.96
The Shotti Bunch 	2018	226.03 	2938.33
Papa's Posse 	2020	225.17 	2927.21
Papa's Posse 	2016	222.10 	2887.25
The Shotti Bunch 	2012	221.91 	2884.78
RIPDab 	2019	221.83 	2883.82
Papa's Posse 	2013	221.43 	2878.59
Paddock 9 	2019	219.92 	2859.00
Duck Punchers 	2013	218.63 	2842.19
ma ma momma said 	2021	219.89 	3078.39
Sweet Dee 	2018	218.23 	2837.05
Duck Punchers 	2016	217.65 	2829.49
Pain Train 	2013	217.53 	2827.73
Pain Train 	2012	217.20 	2823.61
Pain Train 	2020	217.036 	2821.77
Papa's Posse 	2012	216.93 	2820.15
Paddock 9 	2018	216.83 	2818.80
ma ma momma said 	2019	216.16 	2810.02
ma ma momma said 	2013	216.09 	2809.22
Paddock 9 	2015	215.37 	2799.83
The Multiverse of Mattness	2019	215.06 	2795.84
Sweet Dee 	2022	214.71 	3005.90
Sweet Dee 	2019	214.56 	2789.30
Sweet Dee 	2016	214.51 	2788.68
Sweet Dee 	2013	213.86 	2780.22
=== All-Time Regular Season Franchise Points Scored ===
All-Time Regular Season Franchise Point Totals
Team Name 	Point Totals	Average Points Per Season	Average Points Per Game
Duck Punchers 	34,243.60 	2853.63 	216.73
Pain Train 	33,574.00 	2797.83 	212.50
RIPDab 	33,292.87 	2774.41 	210.71
The Multiverse of Mattness	32,968.58 	2747.38 	208.66
ma ma momma said 	32,878.43 	2739.87 	208.09
Paddock 9 	32,174.63 	2681.22 	203.64
The Shotti Bunch 	31,445.14 	2858.65 	216.86
Papa's Posse 	31,223.93 	2601.99 	197.62
Sweet Dee 	25,535.32 	2553.53 	193.45
The Stupid Idiots 	16,838.79 	2806.47 	210.48
JarJar Stinks! 	7393.57 	2464.52 	189.58
IAMGROOT 	5002.30 	2501.15 	192.40
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2832.80 	2832.80 	217.91
Why am I Doing This 	2443.15 	2443.15 	187.93
Big Sacks 	2414.53 	2414.53 	185.73
Brak and Yellow 	2390.67 	2390.67 	183.90
bob's bananas 	2358.86 	2358.86 	181.45
GregCincoDos 	2313.17 	2313.17 	177.94
Despite a solid season, Papa still lost ground to Shotti yet again on the all-time scoring list. It is notable because Shotti has played one fewer season than Papa. Mattness, meanwhile, continues to lose ground to momma who is now averaging just 0.57 points per game less than Mattness. Duck Punchers continues to reign supreme despite being just 5th in scoring in 2022.
===All-Time Regular Season Franchise Points Against Totals===
All-Time Regular Season Franchise Point Totals
Team Name 	Points Against Totals	Average PA Per Game	Average PA Per Season
The Multiverse of Mattness	33,231.08 	210.32 	2769.26
Papa's Posse 	32,728.45 	207.14 	2727.37
The Duck Punchers 	32,618.85 	206.45 	2718.24
Pain Train 	32,483.66 	205.59 	2706.97
RIPDab 	32,384.84 	204.97 	2698.74
Paddock 9 	32,306.15 	204.47 	2692.18
ma ma momma said 	32,139.32 	203.41 	2678.28
The Shotti Bunch 	30,269.45 	208.75 	2751.77
Sweet Dee 	27,519.24 	208.48 	2751.92
The Stupid Idiots 	17,242.12 	215.52 	2873.69
JarJar Stinks! 	7857.30 	201.47 	2619.10
IAMGROOT 	5122.84 	197.03 	2561.42
Why am I doing this 	2702.65 	207.90 	2702.65
GregCincoDos 	2605.74 	200.44 	2605.74
Brak and Yellow 	2522.78 	194.06 	2522.78
bob's bananas 	2512.37 	185.56 	2512.37
Big Sacks 	2489.99 	191.54 	2489.99
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2478.49 	190.65 	2478.49
It's not a mystery that no team gets fucked worse than The Multiverse of Mattness, but The Stupid Idiots has seen the most points against since joining the league. Now, whether that is a product of him not playing in the earlier, lower scoring years, remains to be seen. But his average of 210.52 points against per game is above the Commish's lifetime average, making Idiots technically the most fucked of all.
=== Most Weeks in First Place ===
Most Weeks in First Place (Updated Thru 2022)
Team Name 	Weeks in First Place
Duck Punchers 	39
The Shotti Bunch 	29
The Multiverse of Mattness	22
RIPDab 	22
ma ma momma said 	15
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9
Sweet Dee 	7
Paddock 9 	7
The Stupid Idiots 	3
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2
Papa's Posse 	2
Big Sacks 	1
=== Most Weeks in Last Place ===
Updated Thru 2022
Most Weeks in Last Place Place
Team Name 	Weeks in Last Place
Paddock 9 	32
Mattness 	25
Papa's Posse 	21
ma ma momma said 	18
Sweet Dee 	16
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9
Why am I doing this	6
The Shotti Bunch 	7
JarJar Stinks! 	5
RIPDab 	5
GregCincoDos 	5
Bell of Da Ball 	5
Duck Punchers 	3
IAMGROOT 	1
===Team Records By Month===
Updated thru 2022 (need to update win% for september but I'm lazy).
And anyone who pays close enough attention may notice one other issue, which is that ma ma momma said only has 60 games recorded in November/December when it should be 61 along with the rest of the original 7. Legit no clue where that extra game went, I'd have to go through all 12 seasons to find it and don't have the time. So Jared is either 31-30 or 30-31.
Team W/L Records By Month
X 	September 	September	October 	October	November 	November
X 	W/L Record	Avg 	W/L Record	Avg 	W/L Record	Avg
GBM 	18-26 	0.439 	26-27 	0.490 	32-29 	0.526
DP 	28-16 	0.610 	40-13 	0.755 	34-27 	0.557
JJS 	4-7 	0.370 	6-7 	0.461 	8-7 	0.533
MMMS	20-24 	0.463 	32-21 	0.604 	30-30 	0.500
P9 	16-28 	0.366 	26-27 	0.490 	28-33 	0.459
PT 	25-19 	0.561 	24-29 	0.453 	37-24 	0.607
PP 	18-26 	0.415 	17-36 	0.321 	33-28 	0.541
RIP 	26-18 	0.585 	24-29 	0.453 	34-27 	0.557
SD 	19-17 	0.515 	10-34 	0.227 	18-34 	0.346
TSB 	25-16 	0.605 	34-15 	0.694 	25-31 	0.446
TSI 	8-11 	0.438 	14-13 	0.519 	14-20 	0.412
Mattness was one of the best November/December teams in the league coming into 2022, but his 1-5 record this year cut him down to near .500. Momma, meanwhile, surged to .500 (or above, we're not sure) with a 5-1 November/December finish. No other team was better than 4-2 over that stretch this season.
Sweet Dee's trends continue to be poor. Batting over .500 in September with 19 wins in that month, They have won just 18 games combined from October-December (regular season).
==Above and Below==
2022: How Many Games Above/Below Projection by Each Team
Teams 	Games Above Projection	Games Below Projection
Paddock 9 	8 	6
The Shotti Bunch 	8 	6
The Stupid Idiots 	7 	7
Pain Train 	7 	7
Duck Punchers 	7 	7
Papa's Posse 	7 	7
The Multiverse of Mattness	6 	8
Sweet Dee 	6 	8
ma ma momma said 	5 	9
RIPDab 	5 	9
==Absolute Standings==
Standings if Top Five Teams Won Each Week
Player 	Absolute Record	Actual Record
Duck Punchers 	10-4 	10-4
Papa's Posse 	8-6 	8-6
Pain Train 	8-6 	7-7
The Stupid Idiots 	8-6 	7-7
Paddock 9 	9-5 	7-7
The Shotti Bunch 	7-6 	7-7
ma ma momma said 	5-9 	9-5
RIPDab 	5-9 	8-6
Sweet Dee 	5-9 	4-10
Multiverse of Mattness	4-10 	3-11
===Combined Absolute Standings===
Standings Combining Actual w/Top Five & Bottom Five
Player 	Combined Record	Actual Record
Duck Punchers 	1st - 20-8 	1st - 10-4
Papa's Posse 	2nd - 16-12 	4th - 8-6
Paddock 9 	3rd - 16-12 	7th - 7-7
Pain Train 	4th - 15-13 	5th - 7-7
The Stupid Idiots 	5th - 15-13 	6th - 7-7
The Shotti Bunch 	6th - 14-14 	8th - 7-7
ma ma momma said 	7th - 14-14 	2nd - 9-5
RIPDab 	8th - 13-15 	3rd - 8-6
Sweet Dee 	9th - 9-19 	9th - 4-10
The Multiverse of Mattness	10th - 7-21 	10th - 3-11
In the actual standings, Nate moved from 7th to 3rd place, an incredible jump in the final week of the season. In the absolute standings, Papa moves from 5th to 2nd, a sign that his team is heating up in scoring.
===Fractional Records===
Fractional Standings (No W/L Taken Into Account)
Player 	Fractional Record	Actual Record
Pain Train 	88 - 1st 	5th - 7-7
The Stupid Idiots 	87 - 2nd 	6th - 7-7
The Shotti Bunch 	85 - 3rd 	8th - 7-7
Paddock 9 	84 - 4th 	7th - 7-7
Duck Punchers 	82 - 5th 	1st - 10-4
Papa's Posse 	78 - 6th 	4th - 8-6
RIPDab 	71 - 9th 	3rd - 8-6
ma ma momma said 	70 - 8th 	2nd - 9-5
The Multiverse of Mattness	69 - 7th 	10th - 3-11
Sweet Dee 	56 - 10th 	9th - 4-10
In the actual standings, Shotti dropped from 5th to 8th. But in the Fractional standings, Shotti maintained his spot in 3rd.
Now we add in the W/L records, with a win being worth an added 10 points.
Fractional Standings (W/L and Scoring Combined)
Player 	Fractional Record	Actual Record
Duck Punchers 	182 - 1st 	1st - 10-4
ma ma momma said 	160 - 5th 	2nd - 9-5
Papa's Posse 	158 - 6th 	4th - 8-6
Pain Train 	158 - 2nd 	5th - 7-7
The Stupid Idiots 	157 - 3rd 	6th - 7-7
The Shotti Bunch 	155 - 4th 	8th - 7-7
Paddock 9 	154 - 7th 	7th - 7-7
RIPDab 	151 - 8th 	3rd - 8-6
The Multiverse of Mattness	99 - 9th 	10th - 3-11
Sweet Dee 	96 - 10th 	9th - 4-10
== All-Time Single Season Franchise Win/Loss Records ==
Updated through 2022 season
All-Time Single Season Win/Loss Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	Year
RIPDab 	11	2 	2013
Duck Punchers 	11	2 	2014
Duck Punchers 	11	2 	2012
Paddock 9 	10	3 	2020
Duck Punchers 	10	3 	2019
Garoppoblow Me 	10	3 	2018
Pain Train WOO WOO 	10	3 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	10	3 	2017
ma ma momma said 	10	3 	2014
Garoppoblow Me 	10	3 	2016
RIPDab 	10	3 	2011
Duck Punchers 	10	4 	2022
Pain Train 	9 	4 	2019
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2019
Papa's Posse 	9 	4 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2016
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2015
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2013
RIPDab 	9 	4 	2017
ma ma momma said 	9 	4 	2012
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	4 	2013
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	4 	2011
Duck Punchers 	9 	4 	2011
ma ma momma said 	9 	4 	2013
ma ma momma said 	9 	5 	2021
Duck Punchers 	9 	5 	2021
The Multiverse of Mattness	9 	5 	2021
ma ma momma said 	9 	5 	2022
RIPDab 	8 	5 	2020
Sweet Dee 	8 	5 	2020
The Duck Punchers 	8 	5 	2017
Garoppoblow Me 	8 	5 	2015
Garoppoblow Me 	8 	5 	2012
The Shotti Bunch 	8 	5 	2012
ma ma momma said 	8 	5 	2015
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	8 	5 	2011
RIPDab 	8 	5 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	8 	5 	2014
The Stupid Idiots 	8 	6 	2021
RIPDab 	8 	6 	2021
RIPDab 	8 	6 	2022
Papa's Posse 	8 	6 	2022
Pain Train 	7 	6 	2020
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2020
The Stupid Idiots 	7 	6 	2020
ma ma momma said 	7 	6 	2020
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2018
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2018
Pain Train WOO WOO 	7 	6 	2017
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2016
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2014
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2011
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2013
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2016
IAMGROOT 	7 	6 	2014
The Shotti Bunch 	7 	6 	2014
JarJar Stinks! 	7 	6 	2016
RIPDab 	7 	6 	2016
Garoppoblow Me 	7 	6 	2011
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2017
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2016
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2012
Brak and Yellow 	7 	6 	2011
why am i doing this 	7 	6 	2012
The Shotti Bunch 	7 	7 	2021
Pain Train 	7 	7 	2022
The Stupid Idiots 	7 	7 	2022
Paddock 9 	7 	7 	2022
The Shotti Bunch 	7 	7 	2022
Bell of Da Ball 	6 	7 	2019
Paddock 9 	6 	7 	2019
ma ma momma said 	6 	7 	2019
Garoppoblow Me 	6 	7 	2019
Sweet Dee 	6 	7 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	6 	7 	2018
Garoppoblow Me 	6 	7 	2017
Sweet Dee 	6 	7 	2015
IAMGROOT 	6 	7 	2013
Big Sacks 	6 	7 	2011
JarJar Stinks! 	6 	7 	2015
Paddock 9 	6 	7 	2014
Bobs Bananas 	6 	7 	2011
ma ma momma said 	6 	7 	2017
Pain Train 	6 	8 	2021
Papa's Posse 	6 	8 	2021
Papa's Posse 	5 	8 	2020
RIPDab 	5 	8 	2019
Sweet Dee 	5 	8 	2016
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2012
Duck Punchers 	5 	8 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2016
Papa's Posse 	5 	8 	2016
Paddock 9 	5 	8 	2013
butt fuckers 	5 	8 	2012
JarJar Stinks! 	5 	8 	2017
Sweet Dee 	5 	9 	2021
Papa's Posse 	4 	9 	2019
Sweet Dee 	4 	9 	2019
ma ma momma said 	4 	9 	2018
Papa's Posse 	4 	9 	2017
RIPDab 	4 	9 	2014
Sweet Dee 	4 	9 	2013
GregCincoDos 	4 	9 	2011
Sweet Dee 	4 	10	2022
Garoppoblow Me 	3 	10	2020
The Shotti Bunch 	3 	10	2020
RIPDab 	3 	10	2018
Butt Fuckers 	3 	10	2018
Papa's Posse 	3 	10	2013
Papa's Posse 	3 	10	2012
Paddock 9 	3 	10	2015
RIPDab 	3 	10	2012
ma ma momma said 	3 	10	2016
ma ma momma said 	3 	10	2011
Garoppoblow Me 	3 	10	2014
Sweet Dee 	3 	10	2017
Paddock 9 	3 	11	2021
Multiverse of Mattness 	3 	11	2022
Garoppoblow Me 	2 	11	2013
Sweet Dee 	2 	11	2014
Paddock 9 	2 	11	2011
==Power Rankings - Playoff Quarterfinals==
*APT: Record Against Playoff Teams
*L3: Record Over Last Three Games
===1(2). Duck Punchers===
With the week off to get healthy, Duck was able to miss some tough matchups for his key players.
===2(1). Pain Train===
Takes a massive hit by losing JT to injury early in the Saturday matchup, but Josh Allen put on a clinic and has him in the mix. Pain Train was the only team to break 3000 points this season but is in a dog fight against hot Papa and his scrappy posse.
===3(4). Paddock 9===
Came up short but is favored to win the consolation tournament and control his destiny in the 2023 draft, which he will ultimately blow.
===4(6). Papa's Posse===
When RBs get hot, teams get hot. Jacobs and CMC are going bananas right now, and CMC already did his part against Seattle on Thursday night. After starting with negative points, Kirk Cousins had another day over 400 yards. His guys are performing, a good start for the 2011 champion.
===5(3). The Stupid Idiots===
The path to defending the title and becoming the third team to win back-to-back Glory Bowls will go through RIPDab, the same team he defeated in the opening round of the quarterfinals last year. History could be repeating itself, because if he wins this week he could be in a semifinals rematch vs. ma ma momma said.
===6(7). ma ma momma said===
Two games under 200 in a row but both wins, which is enough to get him a 9th win and a bye. But five of the last seven games have been sub-200 point performances, so the arrow is not pointing in the right direction.
===7(8). RIPDab===
RIPDab's team is not capable of breaking 200 points...except it did this week. In fact, they topped the league in scoring and they did so without Aaron Jones. It was the first time scoring over 196.50 points since week 9 and it came at just the right time. A team that never breaks projection, he'll have to do so again in the quarterfinals to get the Idiots monkey off his back.
===8(5). The Shotti Bunch===
Wouldn't have even been in contention for a playoff spot had he not pulled off a narrow 156.20-150.55 win in week 11 against Commish. That was the second of two sub-160 point performances (he lost the first to Papa's Posse). Shotti finished the season 2-3, which isn't exactly a "collapse" but certainly uncharacteristic.
===9(9). Multiverse of Mattness===
Had some may chances to get one more win and finish the season in 9th place and just couldn't do it. The bye week definitely played into the shitty week 14 performance (all their starting RBs were either on the bye or hurt), but at the end of the day this was simply a bad team revealing itself. A waste of Justin Jefferson.
===10(10). Sweet Dee===
If every month could be October, Sweet Dee would be a 10-time champion.
== Playoffs??? ==
It's 1:21 as I reach this section. Football is pretty much already over. So instead of doing a huge playoff section, here are the matchup histories of the four quarterfinal teams. We'll go over the rest of the stats next week.
=== Papa vs. Pain Train ===
Updated through 12/7/22
Head-to-Head: Papa's Posse vs. Pain Train WOO WOO
Date 	Papa's Posse	Pain Train WOO WOO	Classification 	Series Record
10/03/11	165.00 	216.73 	Regular Season 	0-1
12/12/11	302.53 	228.57 	Quarterfinal 	1-1
10/29/12	157.21 	210.21 	Regular Season 	1-2
12/24/12	198.64 	229.08 	Heart and Soul Bowl 	1-3
11/4/13 	171.61 	275.85 	Regular Season 	1-4
10/27/14	208.23 	191.77 	Regular Season 	2-4
12/15/14	199.91 	139.87 	5th Place Game 	3-4
11/09/15	166.74 	157.48 	Regular Season 	4-4
09/26/16	206.50 	203.01 	Regular Season 	5-4
10/31/16	193.26 	192.86 	Regular Season 	6-4
12/19/16	181.15 	189.66 	Consolation Semifinal	6-5
09/11/17	192.71 	208.46 	Regular Season 	6-6
10/08/18	199.81 	199.75 	Regular Season 	7-6
11/05/18	151.76 	174.71 	Regular Season 	7-7
09/09/19	278.03 	155.57 	Regular Season 	8-7
10/28/19	150.57 	177.14 	Regular Season 	8-8
10/19/20	175.43 	232.76 	Regular Season 	8-9
11/02/20	231.26 	268.51 	Regular Season 	8-10
12/06/21	202.45 	253.54 	Regular Season 	8-11
01/03/22	231.78 	261.01 	Heart and Soul Bowl 	8-12
10/24/22	236.51 	151.76 	Regular Season 	9-12
12/05/22	196.90 	222.68 	Regular Season 	9-13
These two have a lot of postseason history. They have played in the Heart and Soul Bowl as recently as last season, but also in 2012. In 2015 they played in the Cinco De Lose-O, and in 2016 they met again in the consolation semifinals. But their only Festival of Champions matchup was in 2011 when Papa pulled a huge upset with the league's first ever 300 point playoff performance. He later won Glory Bowl I. 
=== Idiots vs. RIP ===
Updated through 10/30/22
Head-to-Head: Idiots vs. RIPDab
Date 	Idiots	RIPDab	Classification 	Series Record
10/15/12	222.78	147.56	Regular Season 	1-0
12/24/12	211.23	202.58	The Million Dollar Game	2-0
09/17/18	226.44	200.38	Regular Season 	3-0
09/09/19	185.20	185.69	Regular Season 	3-1
10/28/19	264.92	247.27	Regular Season 	4-1
09/14/20	201.72	198.38	Regular Season 	5-1
12/28/20	227.75	203.84	Salty Dolphin Bowl 	6-1
09/13/21	217.20	230.57	Regular Season 	6-2
11/29/21	134.93	166.38	Regular Season 	6-3
12/21/21	242.99	221.37	Festival Quarterfinals 	7-3
09/26/22	151.75	163.67	Regular Season 	7-4
10/24/22	171.44	184.17	Regular Season 	7-5
For a matchup that only has 12 meetings, these two teams meet constantly in the postseason. In 2012 they played the last place game, with Idiots winning before leaving the league for five years. In 2020 they met in the Salty Dolphin Bowl with Idiots once again winning the game. Last year, they put up a big game to take out Dab in the Quarterfinals. And now they meet again. Will Dab be able to get his first postseason victory against Idiots, or is Idiots the next Bunch for RIP? 
==Conclusion==
More to come next week. Best of luck to all and to all a good night!