Phineas T. Ratchet and His Friends Cause Trouble During the School Trip at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Get Grounded

== Cast ==
Phineas T. Ratchet, Robot Bro, Ledge Bro and Razorbeard's dad-Dave
Dark Bowser, Razorbeard and Mr Anderson Host-Alan
Randall Boggs, Dr Eggman, Hammer Bro, Oompa-Loompa 4 (in the Inventing Room) and Oompa-Loompa 3 (in the Garbage Room)-Steven
Eli "Big Daddy" La Bouff, Oompa-Loompa 3 (in the Chocolate Room), Rookie and Ice Bro and Dimentio-Brian
Willy Wonka, Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Chocolate Room) and Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Inventing Room)-Paul
Doopliss, Cyborg Bro, Oompa-Loompa 3 (in the Inventing Room) and Oompa-Loompa 4 (in the Garbage Room)-Joey
Charlotte La Bouff and Popple-Emma
Mr Dallas and Oompa-Loompa 2 on boat-Dallas
Principal Eric, Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Chocolate Room), Twister Bro and Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Inventing Room)-Eric
Oompa-Loompa 4 (in the Chocolate Room) and Curve Bro-Simon
Oompa-Loompa 5 (in the Chocolate Room), Boom Boom, Yoshter Bro, Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Geese Room and the Garbage Room) and Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Wonkavision Room)-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Oompa-Loompa 1 on boat, Boohemoth and Madame Gasket-Wiseguy
Metal Sonic-Robot
Dry Bones-Professor
Dry Bone Bro and Mr Boggs-Diesel
Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Geese Room and the Garbage Room) and Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Wonkavision Room)-Young Guy
Bowser-Scary voice
Icy Peach-Julie
Mrs Boggs-Kimberly
Razorbeard's mum-Belle
== Transcript ==
In the Mario Enemies School, in the classroom, Big Daddy was substituting for Mr Dallas, and he was announcing to his students.
Big Daddy: Okay, class. I am going to tell you which trip we're getting tomorrow. Can you tell me which trip do you want to choose?
Ratchet: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!
Dark Bowser: We all want to go there!
Various Mario enemies: Yeah!
Big Daddy: Okay then! We'll go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, then!
The Mario enemies sang together.
Various Mario enemies: We're going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! We're going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! We're going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! We're going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! We're going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!
Big Daddy: Ah, now students, you getting' that draft but that's it. No more Mr Pushover.
Razorbeard asked Randall Boggs.
Razorbeard: Randall, did he say push over?
Randall: Oh yes! Would you push him over?
Razorbeard: Yeah!
Big Daddy: You will buy some golden tickets! Good luck!
Various Mario enemies: OKAY!
Big Daddy: Good! No misbehaviour!
Tomorrow had arrived. Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Big Daddy, Charlotte La Bouff and the Mario Enemies School students arrived at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. The gates opened. Willy Wonka came out of the factory and approached Principal Eric and his students.
Willy: Thank you! Welcome, my friends! Welcome! Today's going to be such an exciting day! But first, may I see your golden tickets, please?
Ratchet: With pleasure!
Dark Bowser: We got the golden tickets!
Doopliss: Here you go, Mr Wonka!
Ratchet and his friends gave the golden tickets to Mr Wonka one by one.
Willy: Thanks! Are we ready? Good! Let's go!
Charlotte: Daddy, this is going to be exciting!
Big Daddy: I know, Charlotte! I know!
Mr Dallas: What a glorious day!
Principal Eric: I know, Mr Dallas! We're going to have a great tour!
Anderson: Yeah, this is going to be great!
Big Daddy: I agree with Mr Anderson Host!
Charlotte: Me too!
Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Big Daddy, Charlotte La Bouff and the Mario Enemies School students walked along as they followed Willy Wonka and entered the Chocolate Factory.
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's go to the signing room!
So Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Big Daddy, Charlotte La Bouff and the Mario Enemies School students went to the signing room.
Willy: Now let's start signing the papers!
So Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Big Daddy, Charlotte La Bouff and the Mario Enemies School students signed the papers together and then they succeeded.
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's take you to the Chocolate Room.
So Willy opened the door that led to the Chocolate Room. Then Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Big Daddy, Charlotte La Bouff and the Mario Enemies School students entered the Chocolate Room.
Willy: This is the Chocolate Room! This is where the chocolate is flowing. Chocolate must be untouched.
Popple: Mmm, chocolate! I love chocolate!
Rookie: Me too!
Willy: There are some chocolate bars and sweets for you to eat!
So Ratchet and his friends started to help themselves. Big Daddy was looking at the chocolate river.
Big Daddy: Wow! This chocolate river is glorious!
So Big Daddy walked over to the chocolate river and then he stopped towards it.
Big Daddy: This is glorious! I wish I can buy myself my own chocolate factory.
Razorbeard was getting crafty.
Razorbeard: Ratchet!
Ratchet: Yes?
Razorbeard: This is my chance to push him over!
Ratchet: Oh yes! This is going to be great! Push him into the chocolate river!
Razorbeard: With pleasure!
Razorbeard rushed off.
Mr Dallas: Hey, Razorbeard! Come back!
Razorbeard got behind Big Daddy.
Razorbeard: Time to push Big Daddy over! One, two, three, push!
Razorbeard pushed Big Daddy off the edge. Big Daddy fell screaming in the chocolate river.
Big Daddy: (Sulley's scream) AAAH!
SPLASH!
Big Daddy hit the chocolate river. Big Daddy started screaming for help.
Big Daddy: Help! Help!
Charlotte: Razorbeard, you naughty bucket of bolts! How dare you push daddy in the chocolate river! That's unacceptable!
Willy: My chocolate! My poor sweet beautiful chocolate!
Big Daddy: Help me! Ah, help! Ah! Ah!
Mr Dallas came with a big lollipop.
Mr Dallas: Don't worry, Big Daddy! I'll pull you out!
But Big Daddy was unable to grab the big lollipop to be pulled out of the chocolate river.
Mr Dallas: Oh no!
Charlotte rushed in.
Charlotte: Don't just stand there, do something!
Big Daddy: Help! Help me! Get me out of here!
Principal Eric: Oh dear! Poor Big Daddy! He can't swim! I'll go and save him!
Mr Dallas: No! You'll sink too!
Big Daddy: AAAAAAAH!
Charlotte: Don't just stand there, do something!
Willy: Oh, it's too late. The suction's got him.
Big Daddy: Help!
Big Daddy sank in the chocolate. Charlotte screamed in horror.
Charlotte: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charlotte was getting worried.
Charlotte: Where is daddy?
Willy: Oh, just watch the pipe.
The bubbles led to the pipe, and then Big Daddy flew up in the pipe and ended up getting stuck in it.
Big Daddy: Help! Get me out! I'm stuck in the pipe! Get me out!
Mr Dallas: So, what happens now?
Willy: Oh, the pressure will build up and shoot him out like a bullet.
The pressure in the pipe built up.
Big Daddy: Save me, everyone!
The pressure shot Big Daddy up through the pipe like a bullet.
Big Daddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Willy played his flute.
Charlotte: Oh no! Daddy's gone!
Charlotte glared at Razorbeard.
Charlotte: This is all your fault, Razorbeard! If you haven't pushed your substitute teacher into the chocolate river, none of this would have happened! You behaved badly, haven't you?
Mr Dallas: Yeah, and pushing Big Daddy into the chocolate river is a very bad thing to do!
Willy: What a naughty pirate robot you are! I'm getting the Oompa-Loompas to help out!
Willy called to the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Oompa-Loompas, come over here! Quick!
The Oompa-Loompas came.
Oompa-Loompa 1: You called, boss?
Oompa-Loompa 2: What happened?
Willy: One of the students from the Mario Enemies School Razorbeard pushed Big Daddy into the chocolate river. And now Big Daddy is shot up through the pipe. Can you go straight to the fudge room? But hurry, before Big Daddy gets poured into the boiler.
Oompa-Loompa 3: Okay, we'll do it for you!
Oompa-Loompa 4: Okay boys! Let's help poor Big Daddy!
Oompa-Loompa 5: Otherwise, his daughter Charlotte will miss him!
So the Oompa-Loompas went to the fudge room to rescue Big Daddy.
Ratchet was talking to his friends.
Ratchet: Okay, guys! Let's sing about Big Daddy's misfortune! One, two, three, four!
Ratchet and friends: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Ratchet: What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Dark Bowser: Eating as much as an elephant eats.
Randall: What are you at.
Doopliss: Getting terribly fat?
Popple and Rookie: What do you think will come of that?
Razorbeard: I don't like the look of it.
Ratchet and friends: Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not greedy, you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee do.
Boom Boom: Doompadee doo.
Mr Dallas, Principal Eric and Mr Anderson Host were offended.
Mr Dallas: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! How dare you sing about Big Daddy's misfortune?!
Principal Eric: That's not nice to do that!
Anderson: You will get detention when we return to school!
Dimentio: Whatever you say, Mr Anderson Dork!
Principal Eric: Don't call Mr Anderson Host Mr Anderson Dork! That's so rude! Now we lost the substitute teacher, and it's all your and your friends' fault!
Willy: Okay! Let's wait for the boat!
Charlotte: But we can't manage without daddy!
Willy: Don't worry, Charlotte! The Oompa-Loompas are saving your dad for you!
Charlotte: Thanks!
Willy: Anyway, let's move on without Big Daddy! We're going on a boat that can take us to the Inventing Room!
Just then the boat arrived.
Willy: Let's hop on the boat!
So Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Charlotte and the Mario Enemies School students followed Willy and hopped onto the boat.
Willy: Men, take us to the Inventing Room!
Oompa-Loompa 1: Yes, sir!
Oompa-Loompa 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas started to row the boat.
Twister Bro: What a great ride, isn't it, Ice Bro?
Ice Bro: It sure is!
Willy: We're entering the tunnel now.
The boat went in the tunnel.
Willy: This is going to be a wacky ride! Yeehaw!
Mr Dallas: What a great ride!
Principal Eric: Sounds creepy enough!
Boohemoth: Will there be any creepy stuff here?
Mr Dallas: You'll see, Boohemoth!
Charlotte: Principal Eric, this tunnel is creepy!
Anderson: What a great ride!
Principal Eric: There's no need to worry, Charlotte! And Boohemoth, you're right! This tunnel is creepy!
Boohemoth: Me and my friends like places that are creepy!
Eggman: Yeah, we like creepy tunnels!
Metal Sonic: I agree with Eggman!
Ratchet: This is going to be the best ride ever!
Dark Bowser: Here! Here!
Popple: What a great tunnel!
Rookie: It sure is, Popple!
Dry Bones: This is so terrific!
Dry Bone Bro: Yeah, we like this tunnel!
Dimentio: This is our newfound favourite place now!
Willy: Listen to my singing. There's no early way of knowing. Which direction we are going there's no knowing where we're rowing. (echoing) Rowing... Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Bleh! Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! OOOOOAAAAAAAAAH! Okay, men! Stop the boat!
Oompa-Loompas 1 and 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas stopped the boat.
Willy: Okay! Everyone off the boat!
So Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Mr Anderson Host, Charlotte and the Mario Enemies School students came off the boat.
So Ratchet and his friends looked at a sign.
Ratchet: Hmm. Dairy cream.
Dark Bowser: Whipped cream.
Hammer Bro: Coffee cream.
Cyborg Bro: Vanilla cream.
Curve Bro: Hair cream?
Boom Boom: Shall we get some hair cream?
Willy: My friends, please give me your attention.
Everyone gave Wonka their attention.
Willy: You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room. Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.
Randall: No telling what?
Willy: You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. So don't touch a thing!
Ratchet: Whatever you say, Willy!
So everyone followed Willy and entered the Inventing Room. The Oompa-Loompas were inventing some food, especially Butterscoth and Buttergin.
Ratchet: This room is amazing!
Dark Bowser: It sure is!
Randall: Look at the Oompa-Loompas! They're making food!
Principal Eric: You got a garbage strike going on here, Wonka?
Charlotte: Who does your cleaning up?
Mr Dallas: Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves? You'll have the health inspectors after you, you know that, don't you.
Willy mixed a concoction.
Willy: Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, . . . six percent electricity, . . . four percent evaporation, . . . and two percent butterscotch ripple.
Willy tasted something.
Charlotte: That's a hundred and five percent!
Mr Dallas: Any good?
Willy: (high, Muppet-like voice) Yes! Excuse me . . . (to Razorbeard) Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.
Willy threw an alarm clock into the cauldron.
Razorbeard: Silly guy! Throwing an alarm clock into the cauldron? Shame on him!
Dimentio: He's so weird!
Randall: I agree with Dimentio. He's absolutely bonkers.
Cyborg Bro tasted an exploding candy.
Cyborg Bro: Mmm... tasty!
Willy was on a bike, singing.
Willy: In springtime, the only pretty ring time birds sing, hey ding a-ding, a-ding sweet lovers love the spring--
An explosion in Cyborg Bro's mouth knocked him backwards. Willy was annoyed at Cyborg Bro.
Willy: Cyborg Bro, I told you not to taste anything!
Cyborg Bro: That candy was great!
Willy: That's exploding candy for your enemies. Great idea, isn't it? Not ready yet, though, still too weak. Needs more gelignite.
Willy put sneakers into a pot.
Mr Dallas: What's that for?
Willy: Gives it a little kick.
Mr Dallas: Wonka? Butterscotch . . . butter gin . . . you've got something going on inside of here?
Willy: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Willy tested a pot.
Willy: Aaa!
Randall: What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka? Hahahahahahahaha!
Willy: Too cold. Far too cold.
Mr Dallas: That's gourmet cooking for you. (to Randall) And Randall, stop teasing Mr Wonka!
Randall: Whatever you say!
Anderson looked at the Everlasting Gobstopper machine.
Anderson: Is that a machine? I'll take a look.
Anderson tried to look into the Everlasting Gobstopper machine; a buzzer went off.
Willy: No! Don't. Please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth.
Ratchet: What's it do?
Willy: Well, if you really want to know.
Willy pushed a button. The machine goes through a long process, then produced Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Dark Bowser: What is it?
Willy: It's an Everlasting Gobstopper! You can suck 'em forever and they'll never get any smaller.
Ratchet: We want Everlasting Gobstoppers!
Dark Bowser: It's our favourite! We're going to eat them!
Willy: Alright, but I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them secret and never show them to anyone, uh, as long as you live. Agreed?
Ratchet and his friends: Agreed.
Willy: There you go. There's one for everyone.
Willy handed out the Everlasting Gobstoppers to Ratchet and his friends. Ratchet and his friends ate the Everlasting Gobstoppers all up, and then they finished.
Willy: Everybody has an Everlasting Gobstopper? Yes! Good. Now if you'll follow me, I have something very special to show you.
Willy showed the tourists a gum contraption.
Eggman: Wow! What a contraption.
Metal Sonic: It sure is.
Willy: Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now: button, button, who's got the button?
Mr Dallas: It's over there.
Willy: Here?
Mr Dallas: Yeah.
Willy pushed the button; the contraption began to work.
Willy: What you are witnessing, dear friends, is the most enormous miracle of the machine age: the creation of a confectionery giant! Finito!
Razorbeard: That's all?
Willy: That's all?!? Don't you know what this is?
Randall: By gum, it's gum!
Willy: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Randall: What's so fab about it?
Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
Mr Dallas: Bull.
Willy: No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
Randall: Hey, Wonka! What's on your hand?
Willy: It's gum!
Randall: I hope Mr Anderson Host likes gum! You know, Doopliss! If someone tastes the gum, someone will be turned into a blueberry!
Doopliss: Quite right, Randall!
Randall: I'll get the gum!
Randall walked up to Willy and grabbed the gum from him.
Willy: Hey, give the gum back to me.
Randall walked over to Mr Anderson Host.
Randall: Hey, Mr Anderson Host! Try that gum! Taste it!
Randall opened Anderson's mouth and scooped the gum in Anderson's mouth so Anderson could taste it.
Mr Dallas: Randall, now don't you do anything which is not nice to Mr Anderson Host.
Randall: Whatever!
Anderson sighed in disgust.
Doopliss: Hey, Mr Anderson Host! What's it taste like?
Anderson: Madness! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious!
Willy: Anderson, stop! This gum is not ready for human consumption.
Anderson: And every chew gets better and better! Mmmm... this sure is great soup. Hey, second course is coming up! Roast beef and a baked potato! Mmmm.
Rookie: With sour cream? Hahahahahaha! What's for dessert, fatty?
Anderson: Dessert? Here it comes. Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!
Anderson's face started to turn blue.
Ratchet: Look at his face!
Principal Eric: Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face?
Anderson: Cool it, Principal Eric! Lemme finish.
Principal Eric: Yeah, but your face is turning blue! Anderson, you're turning violet, Anderson!
Anderson: What are you talking about?
Willy: I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
Principal Eric: You can say that again. Look what it's done to my detention teacher!
Willy: It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always.
Anderson started to blow up.
Principal Eric: Anderson, what are you doing now?!? You're blowing up!
Anderson: I feel funny.
Dry Bone Bro: That's amusing!
Anderson was blowing up like a balloon.
Anderson: What's happening?
Principal Eric: You're blowing up like a balloon!
Willy: Like a blueberry.
Randall: Hahahaha! I fed Mr Anderson Host the gum! Hahahaha!
Principal Eric: Somebody do something! Call a doctor!
Charlotte: Stick him with a pin.
Mr Dallas: He'll pop!
Willy: It happens every time! They all become blueberries.
Principal Eric and Mr Dallas were furious with Randall.
Principal Eric: Randall, how dare you feed Mr Anderson Host the worst gum?! That's inexcusable! You've really done it this time, haven't you, Randall?
Mr Dallas: We'll give you a two week suspension for this! Just you wait!
Willy: Oh well, I'll get it right in the end.
Anderson: Help! Help!
Willy played the pipe whistle.
Principal Eric: We've got to let the air out of him, quick!
Willy: There's no air in there.
Principal Eric: Hmm?
Willy: That's juice.
Principal Eric: Juice?!?
Anderson: I don't feel good! I can't walk anymore! And it's all Randall's fault! He turned me into a blueberry!
Principal Eric and Mr Dallas were furious with Randall.
Principal Eric: Randall, how dare you feed Mr Anderson Host the gum and turn him into a blueberry?! That is unacceptable! You're in big trouble now!
Randall: Whatever you say? Guys, shall we put Mr Anderson Host in a county fair?
Doopliss: With pleasure!
Ratchet: Let's toss him around!
Dark Bowser: Yeah, let's do it!
Razorbeard: Treat him like a football!
Eggman: We'll roll him like a blueberry!
Metal Sonic: Shall we sing about his misfortune?
Dimentio: That's a good idea, Metal Sonic?
Popple: Let's play around!
Rookie: This is going to be fun!
Ratchet: Okay, guys! Let's sing about Mr Anderson Host's misfortune! One, two, three, four!
Ratchet and friends: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oo oo oo. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me. Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while. It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile. But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long. The way that a cow does. Oompa loompa doompadee dah. Given good manners, you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.
Principal Eric: I'll get you for this, Randall!
Mr Dallas: If it's the last thing Principal Eric ever does! And now we got a blueberry for a detention teacher.
Principal Eric: Randall, how dare you feed Mr Anderson Host the gum and turn him into a blueberry?! That's not fair! And the lot of you! How dare you sing about Mr Anderson Host's misfortune?!
Mr Dallas: That's not nice to do that! You're lucky that we won't give you detention!
Boohemoth: Whatever you say, Mr Jacka**!
Principal Eric: Don't call Mr Dallas that! That's so rude! Now we lost the detention teacher, and it's all your and your friends' fault!
Willy: No need to get upset, Principal Eric! I'll have your detention teacher fixed for you!
Willy called to the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Oompa-Loompas! Come over here, quick!
Oompa-Loompa 1: What is it, boss?
Willy: Randall Boggs has fed Mr Anderson Host the gum which is not ready for human consumption! It turned Mr Anderson Host into a blueberry!
Oompa-Loompa 2: Oh no! This is bad!
Willy: Would you roll the detention teacher down to the juicing room at once, please.
Principal Eric: What for?
Wonka: For squeezing. He has to be squeezed immediately before he explodes.
Principal Eric: Explodes?!?
Willy: It's a fairly simple operation. Oompa-Loompas, take Mr Anderson Host to the juicing room, please?
Oompa-Loompa 3: Okay!
Oompa-Loompa 4: We'll do it for you!
So the Oompa-Loompas rolled Mr Anderson Host away to the juicing room.
Willy: Okay, everyone! Let's move to the Fizzy Lifting Room.
So Principal Eric, Mr Dallas, Charlotte and the Mario Enemies School students went off to the Fizzy Lifting Room. Then they entered the Fizzy Lifting Room.
Willy: You're going to love this next invention.
Then Willy showed everyone the next invention which was the Fizzy Lifting Drink Machine.
Eggman: What's it do?
Willy: It's making Fizzy Lifting Drinks. The drink fills you with gas. And the gas lifts you right off the ground like a balloon.
Eggman: Woah! Gosh!
Metal Sonic: Can we have some Fizzy Lifting Drinks?
Willy: No, no. Sorry, I can't release them. There'd be tourists flying around everywhere. Now come along. You're going to be wild about this next room.
Mr Dallas: You heard Mr Wonka? Move along!
Yoshter Bro: Whatever you say!
Ledge Bro: Honestly, Mr Dallas. You are so selfish!
Robot Bro: Yeah! You are so mean!
Mr Dallas: No backtalk! Let's go now!
Willy: Let's go to the Geese Room!
So everyone went to the Geese Room and then they entered the Geese Room. Willy had an announcement.
Willy: Geese lay golden eggs. Chocolate golden eggs, and only the finest. As you can see.
One Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a golden egg on it, and another Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a cardboard box on it.
Willy: These are quadruple size geese and they lay octuple size eggs.
Willy showed everyone the Eggdicator. The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: My Eggdicator eggs. Eggdicator examines every egg.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the scanner. The egg was good. A ding was heard and the egg got shined up and shipped out all over the world. The Oompa-Loompa came with a trolley and put the good egg on the trolley.
Willy: The good ones are kept and polished up.
The Oompa-Loompa carted the good egg away.
The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: And the bad eggs are dropped down the chute.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the trapdoor. The trapdoor dumped the bad egg down the chute and a "honk-honk" sound was heard.
Mr Dallas: Wow! I really love these golden eggs!
Charlotte: So do I!
Dark Bowser walked over to Mr Dallas.
Dark Bowser: Hey, Mr Dallas!
Mr Dallas: What?
Dark Bowser: You're a bad egg!
Mr Dallas: Don't call me a bad egg! I'm not an egg! That's not nice to call me that!
Dark Bowser: You will be. Come with me, bad egg!
Dark Bowser picked up Mr Dallas and carried him towards the Eggdicator.
Mr Dallas: Hey! Put me down! Put me down, I tell you! Or you're in big trouble!
Principal Eric: Dark Bowser, put Mr Dallas down at once! Or you're in big trouble!
Dark Bowser: Shut it, Principal Eric!
Principal Eric: Don't talk to me like that!
Dark Bowser put Mr Dallas atop a chute on the Eggdicator.
Dark Bowser: And stay there!
The trapdoor opened, causing Mr Dallas to fall down the chute, screaming.
Mr Dallas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Principal Eric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DARK BOWSER!!! 
Dark Bowser: Well, he's a bad egg!
Ratchet: That's right! He deserved it!
Doopliss: For being the worst teacher ever!
Principal Eric: Mr Wonka, can I ask a question?
Willy: What?
Principal Eric: Where's Mr Dallas gone?
Willy: Where all the other bad eggs go: down the garbage chute.
Principal Eric: The garbage chute? Where does it lead to?
Willy: To the furnace.
Principal Eric screamed in horror like a woman.
Principal Eric: (Jerry's girly scream) AHHHHHHHHHH! (normal voice) OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! HE'LL BE BURNT TO A CRISP!
Charlotte: THIS IS TERRIBLE! HE'LL BE SIZZLED LIKE A SAUSAGE!
Willy: Well not necessarily. He could be stuck just inside the tube.
Principal Eric: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! DARK BOWSER, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Willy: Calm down, Principal Eric! We only light the furnace for Tuesdays. Or is it Thursdays?
Dimentio: Today is Tuesday.
Charlotte: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh no! Mr Dallas is going to meet his fiery end!
Willy: Well, there's always a chance not to light the furnace.
The Mario Enemies students were laughing.
Robot Bro: Mr Dallas is going to be roasted to his doom! Hahahahahaha!
Popple: Funny! Funny!
Rookie: He'll be barbecued!
Willy: Oompa-Loopas, come over here at once!
The Oompa-Loompas came.
Oompa-Loompa 1: What is it, boss?
Willy: Dark Bowser put Mr Dallas on the Eggdicator and made him fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace. I want you go to the garbage room and rescue Mr Dallas.
Oompa-Loompa 2: Okay, we'll do it for you! Come on, boys! Let's go help Mr Dallas!
So the Oompa-Loompas started their rescue party and rushed off to the garbage room.
Principal Eric: Dark Bowser, how dare you put Mr Dallas on the Eggdicator to drop him down the garbage chute?! That's not fair! That's very naughty of you! Now I have to find a new teacher and it's all your fault! If Mr Dallas gets burnt to a crisp in the furnace, it will be your fault!
Dark Bowser: Whatever you say, Principal Crosspatch!
Principal Eric: Don't call me Principal Crosspatch!
Willy: There's gonna be a lot of garbage today.
Charlotte: Mr. Wonka, Mr Dallas won't really be burned in the furnace, will he?
Willy: Hmmm... well, I think that furnace is lit only every other day, so he has a good sporting chance, hasn't he. You're lucky the Oompa-Loompas are going to rescue him.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the chamber filled with garbage. Mr Dallas fell from one of the pipes, screaming.
Mr Dallas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mr Dallas landed in the garbage. Then he emerged from the garbage and was covered in garbage. He was furious.
Mr Dallas: GRRRRRRR! That naughty Dark Bowser has gone too far! He ruined my day! And now I'm covered in garbage AND IT'S ALL DARK BOWSER'S FAULT!!!
Then Mr Dallas smelled something.
Mr Dallas: What's that?
Mr Dallas realised he was in the furnace. The furnace started to light up.
Mr Dallas: AAAAAAH! I'M IN THE FURNACE!!!
Flames burst out from the garbage. Mr Dallas scrambled towards the door, screaming.
Mr Dallas: AAAAAAH!
Mr Dallas opened the door and ran out of the furnace and ran off, screaming.
Mr Dallas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS FIERY THING IS TRYING TO EAT ME!
Mr Dallas ran past the Oompa-Loompas.
Oompa-Loompa 1: Uh oh! How did Mr Dallas escape?!
Oompa-Loompa 2: He's lucky he escaped from the furnace!
The furnace turned off and the flames went out.
Oompa-Loompa 3: Strange! I thought it was a rescue party!
Oompa-Loompa 4: But he did make a great escape!
Mr Dallas: This room is really scary! I'm getting out of here!
Back in the Geese Room, Dark Bowser was talking to his friends.
Dark Bowser: Okay guys! How about we sing about Mr Dallas' misfortune?
Eggman: That's a good idea, Dark Bowser!
Boom Boom: Let's sing along!
Ledge Bro: This is going to be fun!
Ratchet: Okay, guys! Let's sing about Mr Dallas' misfortune! One, two, three, four!
Ratchet and friends: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oo oo oo. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me. Who do you blame when Mr Dallas is a... brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese... cat. Blaming the teachers is a lie and a... shame. You know exactly who's to blame? His siblings and his parents. Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not spoiled, then you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.
Principal Eric: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! How dare you sing about Mr Dallas' misfortune?! That's not nice to do that!
Charlotte: You'll pay for your insolence! Mr Dallas would have been burnt to a crisp! If he is, it'll be all your fault!
Boohemoth: Whatever, spoilt brat! Mr Dallas will be cooked like a sausage! Then we can eat a sausage so Mr Dallas will never exist again!
Principal Eric: Don't call Charlotte a spoilt brat! And don't say horrible things about Mr Dallas! That's so rude! Now we lost the teacher, and it's all your and your friends' fault!
Willy: Okay, guys! Shall we press on? Let's go to the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone went to the Wonkavision Room. Then they arrived at the entrance to the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Okay, everyone. Let's put on the white suits before we can enter the Wonkavision Room.
So everyone put on the white suits and then everyone entered the Wonkavision Room. Willy showed everyone his invention: the Wonkavision. He had an announcement.
Willy: Wonkavision, my latest and greatest invention.
Ratchet: So, it's just television?
Willy: Uh, it's Wonkavision.
Willy commanded the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Observe.
The Oompa-Loompas brought in the oversized Wonka chocolate bar and put it on the Wonkavision platform. Then they left.
Willy picked up a remote.
Willy: Lights, camera, Wonkavision!
Willy pressed the button to make the chocolate bar disappear.
Twister Bro: That was terrific!
Doopliss: What happened to the chocolate?
Willy pointed to the specks flying over to the Wonkavision screen.
Willy: It's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces and it gets reassembled over there. Of course, the chocolate gets smaller when we beam it through.
The Wonka chocolate got reassembled in the screen.
Willy: Just like on regular TV.
Dark Bowser: That's amazing.
Ratchet: I'll get the chocolate bar.
Ratchet walked up to the screen and took the chocolate bar out of the screen. He opened up the wrapper and ate the chocolate bar all up.
Ratchet: It's delicious.
Dark Bowser: It's a miracle.
Willy: It's Wonkavision.
Yoshter Bro: I wish I can have an invention like that of my own.
Ratchet: Hey, Wonka!
Willy: What?
Ratchet: Can you send people through this thing?
Willy: People? Hmm... I suppose I could. Yes, yes, I'm sure I could. Could get messy, though.
Ratchet: I need a volunteer.
Ratchet walked over to Principal Eric.
Ratchet: Hey, Principal Eric!
Principal Eric: What?
Ratchet: You're going to be the first person to be sent by television. Come with me.
Ratchet dragged Principal Eric.
Principal Eric: Ratchet, what are you doing?!
Ratchet: I'm sending you through Wonkavision.
Willy: Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Charlotte: Ratchet, leave Principal Eric alone!
Ratchet: Come on. There's a good boy.
Ratchet put Principal Eric on a platform, and he picked up a remote.
Ratchet: Lights, camera, action!
Charlotte: Ratchet, no!
Ratchet pressed the button to send Principal Eric through Wonkavision.
Charlotte: Where is he?
The pieces were flying from the device to the screen.
Dark Bowser: He's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces.
Then Principal Eric got reassembled in the screen.
Ratchet: Yay! I did it! I shrunk Principal Eric with the Wonkavision! Look at that, guys! Principal Eric's on TV! Wait till everybody back home sees this.
Charlotte was furious.
Charlotte: No one's gonna see anything. No one.
Principal Eric was furious.
Principal Eric: Ratchet, how dare you shrink me with the Wonkavision?! That's not fair! That's very naughty of you! Now someone has to find a new principal and it's all your fault! And now I'm tiny, because of you!
Charlotte walked up to Willy.
Charlotte: Willy, can you help Principal Eric, please? Ratchet has shrunken him with the Wonkavision!
Willy: Don't worry, I'll help him!
So Willy walked over to the screen and picked up Principal Eric.
Principal Eric: I'm not happy because I'm tiny!
Ratchet: Hahahahahaha! You shall have a mouse den for a home if you were a mouse!
Razorbeard: Yeah, find a new teeny-tiny home, Principal Pipsqueak!
Charlotte: Be quiet, troublemakers!
Willy walked over to the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Boys, take Principal Eric down to the taffy pulling room. We should have him stretched back to normal in no time.
Oompa-Loompa 1: Yes, boss.
Willy handed Principal Eric to one of the Oompa-Loompas. Charlotte gasped and she fainted. The Oompa-Loompas took Principal Eric to the taffy pulling room.
Oompa-Loompa 2: Come on, sir. Let's get you back to normal in no time.
Ratchet: Okay guys! How about we sing about Principal Eric's misfortune?
Dry Bones: That's a good idea, Ratchet?
Dry Bone Bro: Let's sing along!
Boohemoth: This is going to be fun!
Ratchet: Okay, guys! Let's sing about Principal Eric's misfortune! One, two, three, four!
Ratchet and friends: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oo oo oo. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Ice Bro: What do you get from a glut of TV?
Dry Bone Bro: A pain in the neck and an IQ of three.
Dimentio: Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Yoshter Bro: Or could you just not bear to look?
Ratchet and Dark Bowser: You'll get no...
Randall Boggs, Hammer Bro and Doopliss: You'll get no...
Popple, Rookie, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Dimentio: You'll get no...
Razorbeard, Boohemoth, Dry Bones, Eggman and Metal Sonic: You'll get no...
Ratchet and friends: You'll get no commercials. Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not greedy, you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the... oompa... oompa loompa doompadee do.
Charlotte: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! How dare you sing about Principal Eric's misfortune?! That's not nice to do that!
Charlotte: You'll pay for your insolence! I am very angry at you all! This is all your fault, Phineas T. Ratchet! If you hadn't shrunk your principal with the Wonkavision, none of this would have happened!
Willy: Okay, guys! Let's leave the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone left the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Let's take off the white suits!
So everyone took off the white suits.
Willy: Let's meet at my office door!
So everyone followed Willy to his office door and then they arrived at Willy's office door.
Willy: Okay, this concludes the tour. I hope you enjoyed it. You can show yourselves out. Just up this hall.
Charlotte: Mr Wonka, what's gonna happen to the members of the Mario Enemies School faculty? Principal Eric? Mr Dallas? My daddy? Mr Anderson Host?
Willy: Don't worry, Charlotte, I promise you they'll be all right. They'll all soon be restored to their normal, happy old selves. Anyway, anyone who wins the contest will get a prize. Let me think. And the winner is... Phineas T. Ratchet! And the other winners are... his friends!
Charlotte: Oh no! This can't be!
Willy: Ratchet and his friends, you deserve a lifetime supply of chocolate!
Ratchet: You're too kind, Mr Wonka!
Charlotte: No fair, Ratchet! You cheated! I'll suspend you alongside your naughty friends for your misbehaviour!
Willy: All of you, come inside my office with me!
So everyone got in the office with Willy and then Willy closed the door. Then he got on his desk.
Willy: Well, Ratchet and friends, because your teachers and your principal are eliminated from the tour, you won a contest. You can take some chocolate home. Then your parents will be very proud of you because you...
Charlotte: Wait!
Willy: What is it, Charlotte?
Charlotte: Let me tell you something. Ratchet and his friends played you for a fool. They caused trouble during the school trip at your factory. First, Razorbeard pushed my daddy in the chocolate river. Next, Randall fed Mr Anderson Host the three course dinner gum and turned him into a blueberry. Next, Dark Bowser put Mr Dallas on the Eggdicator to make him fall down the garbage chute. And lastly, Ratchet shrunk Principal Eric with the Wonkavision. And Ratchet and all of his troublemaking friends have sung about their teachers and their principal's misfortunes.
Willy was shocked.
Willy: WHAT?! Is this true?!
Charlotte: Yes! They are disqualified for causing trouble at the tour!
Willy glared at Ratchet and his friends.
Willy: All of you, how dare you cause trouble here?! You don't deserve the lifetime supply of chocolate. None for you all. Why? Because you broke the rules.
Ratchet: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, guys?
Willy: Wrong, Ratchet, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You caused trouble here! Ratchet, you shrunk Principal Eric with the Wonkavision! Dark Bowser, you put Mr Dallas on the Eggdicator to make him fall down the garbage chute! Randall, you fed Mr Anderson Host the three course dinner gum and turned him into a blueberry! Razorbeard, you pushed Big Daddy in the chocolate river! And all of you, you sang songs about your teachers and your principal's misfortunes! All of you are disqualified for your misbehaviour, so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, ALL OF YOU!
Ratchet and his friends were furious.
Ratchet: Why, you selfish jerk! How could you be so mean to us?! We'll take you to my house and melt you down into meat for this!
Dark Bowser: Then you'll get nothing!
Randall: You're so mean! Why I ought to put you through the shredder for this!
Razorbeard: You're nothing but a double-crossing meathead!
Eggman: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?!
Doopliss: Taking our prizes away from us?!
Popple: What a selfish jerk you are!
Rookie: Someday you'll be down in hell!
Boom Boom: We'll spank you for this!
Dimentio: We'll get even with you if it's the last thing we ever do!
Dry Bones: You're just as selfish as Principal Eric!
Dry Bone Bro: YOU'RE AN INHUMAN MONSTER!
Eggman: WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU STUPID SON OF A...
Willy: (in his sound clip) I SAID GOOD DAY! (normal voice) YOU'RE THE WORST TOURISTS EVER! AND BESIDES, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ARE THE BEST TOURISTS EVER! AND SO ARE MARIO AND HIS ENEMIES! AND MIKE AND SULLEY AND THEIR FRIENDS! THEY'RE ALL BETTER TOURISTS THAN YOU! GO HOME WHILE I CALL YOUR PARENTS!
Ratchet and his friends went out of the office, crying with dismay.
Ratchet and his friends: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! F*** YOU, MR WONKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Willy: Charlotte, you were right! Ratchet and his friends played me for a fool and caused trouble here! I banished them from the tour. This means... you won a contest!
Charlotte: Me?!
Willy: Yes! You get the lifetime supply of chocolate!
Charlotte: Thank you, Mr Wonka! Thank you!
Willy: You're welcome! As another reward, want to ride the Great Glass Wonkavator with me?
Charlotte: I'd love to!
Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket scolded Ratchet.
Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you cause trouble during the school trip at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?! And what's worse, you shrunk Principal Eric with the Wonkavision! Now Principal Eric is tiny, and he has to go to the taffy pulling room to be stretched back to normal, because of you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight! Go to your room now!
Ratchet went to his room, crying.
Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser and Icy Peach scolded Dark Bowser.
Bowser: Dark Bowser, how dare you cause trouble during the school trip at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?! And what's worse, you put Mr Dallas on the Eggdicator to make him fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace!
Icy Peach: Now Mr Dallas is covered in garbage, because of you!
Bowser: You're lucky Mr Dallas wasn't burnt to a crisp! Thankfully, he escaped from the furnace holding room. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight!
Icy Peach: Go to your room now!
Dark Bowser went to his room, crying.
Dark Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Randall's house, Randall's parents scolded Randall.
Randall's dad: Randall, how dare you cause trouble during the school trip at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?! And what's worse, you fed Mr Anderson Host the three course dinner gum and turned him into a blueberry!
Randall's mum: Now Mr Anderson Host is blue and is a blueberry, and he has to go to the juicing room to be squeezed and turned back to normal, because of you!
Randall's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight!
Randall's mum: Go to your room now!
Randall went to his room, crying.
Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Razorbeard's house, Razorbeard's parents scolded Razorbeard.
Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard, how dare you cause trouble during the school trip at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?! And what's worse, you pushed Big Daddy in the chocolate river!
Razorbeard's mum: Now Big Daddy is covered in chocolate since he was sucked through the pipe, and he has to go home to be cleaned, because of you!
Razorbeard's dad: And now, Big Daddy is going to become a laughingstock, because he got covered in chocolate, because of you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight!
Razorbeard's mum: Go to your room now!
Razorbeard went to his room, crying.
Razorbeard: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
== Trivia ==
Sulley's scream was used for Big Daddy as an audio when Razorbeard pushes Big Daddy into the chocolate river.
Sulley and Big Daddy have the same voice actor, John Goodman.
Jerry's girly scream from Sing 2 was used as an audio where Principal Eric screams like a woman when he learns that the garbage chute Mr Dallas falling leads to the furnace.
Mr Willy Wonka yelling 'I SAID GOOD DAY!' from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was used as an audio where Mr Willy Wonka yells 'I SAID GOOD DAY!' at Phineas T. Ratchet and his friends.
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