Pinkie's Birthday Present/Transcript

The following is a script of Pinkie's Birthday Present. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
[The video opens with SpongePie PonyGirl's into. Afterwards, SpongeBob and Pinkie are hugging while under the covers in bed. It's presumably early in the morning.]
SpongeBob: Hey honey, how's my birthday mare doing???
Pinkie: I'm fine babe.
[She gets closer to him.]
SpongeBob: wait let me skootch you closer to me.
[He puts his other arm around her.]
SpongeBob: There thats better! Your very soft sugar.
Pinkie: Oh shut up!
[She wraps her hooves around him.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie I just want a hug!
Pinkie: Well your gonna get you one than!
[They kiss.]
SpongeBob: And a kiss?
Pinkie: Fine...
SpongeBob: *Smooch
[They stop kissing.]
Pinkie: I'm just gonna check on Bonnie
SpongeBob: Okay,dear.
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Spongebob than went to Twilight's Castle cause he needed help with one simple thing". He is whimpering in front of Twilight, who is flying near him looking concerned. The sun is rising in the background.]
Twilight: Spongebob? What are you doing here?
[She lands on the ground.]
Twilight: Wait...And where is Pinkie and Bonnie?
SpongeBob: Well,Pinkie's birthday is today I need to find something special to give to her and I need help to make sure the present is perfect
[Twilight closes her eyes and smiles.]
Twilight: Oh.Is that all? We can help with that!
SpongeBob: Oh thank god!
[She turns her body to face her castle.]
Twilight: Well come on than! There is no time to loose!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "When the other showed up.". The mane 5 and SpongeBob are in the castle's library. SpongeBob, hunched over with his hands covering his eyes, is surrounded by the sympathetic mane 5.]
Applejack: Spongebob chill! ya been like this for 20 whole minutes!
SpongeBob: HOW?! I HAVE ONLY THREE HOURS TO THINK OF A GIFT FOR PINKIE'S BIrTHDAY BUT WHAT?!
Rarity: Pinkie loves you!
SpongeBob: WELL DUH YOU KNEW HER LONGER THAN ME I KNEW HER FOR ONLY SIX MONTHS NOW! WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY GET PINKIE THAT SHE WOULD LOVE?!
[Rainbow Dash stands on two hooves and nudges Applejack. Twilight and Applejack look towards her angrily.]
Rainbow: THAT'S EASY! ONE KISS ON THE LIPS THAT IS UNEXPECTED THAT IS WHAT YOU DO!
Applejack: Are you....
[Applejack and Rainbow look at each other angrily with their snouts touching.]
Applejack: OUT OF YA MIND!
Rainbow: Well she always lets Spongebob do it to her!
Applejack: Well that's their businuss!
Rainbow: YOU WANT ME TO FIND A CLOUD AND ELECTRICUTE YOU?!
[Twilight points towards them. They seperate away, still maintaining eye contact.]
Twilight: Guys stop! This isn't helping Spongebob at all!
[They turn their backs to each other.]
Applejack: Sorry....Hmp!
Rainbow: Hmp
[The scene gets closer to SpongeBob, who is whimpering, and Rarity, who is smiling at him shyly.]
Rarity: Trust us,darling. Pinkie will love you, no matter what you get her!
SpongeBob: You sure?
Rarity: Possitive!
[The scene changes to show the mane 5 and SpongeBob in the castle's halls. Discord is present to the viewers left. Everybody else looks annoyed.]
Discord: Well,well,well~ Somebody looks nervious
Twilight: What do you want now discord?
Discord: I have noticed that spongenoob is worried about getting Pinkie some sort of gift for her birthday today
Rainbow: yeah so what?
Discord: If he fails to impress Pinkie wouldn't she just want a divorce and take the child with her and leave spongebob alone?
[SpongeBob glances off sadly while the mane 5 look aggressively towards Discord, who is still shrugging.]
SpongeBob: Oh no...
Rainbow: DISCORD STOP! YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!
Fluttershy Stop this nonsense Discord.
Applejack: He has already stressed enough!
Rarity: Go away darling!
Twilight: Just leave us alone Discord. We are just trying to help Spongebob here if you don't mind that
Discord: Whatever he's still gonna fail. Bye!!!
[He disappears and the mane 5 all face SpongeBob.]
Applejack: Errr....Sponge? Are ya'll alright?
Fluttershy: Spongebob?
Rainbow: Earth to Spongebob!
Rarity: Darling?
Twilight: Hello?
SpongeBob: Pinke....divorce....no.......Bonnie....
[He falls down backwards, which shocks the mane 5.]
Twilight: SPONGEBOB!
Rainbow: What just happened?!
Fluttershy: I...I think.. HE FAINTED!!
Applejack: What do ya think caused him to?
Rarity: Probally where Discord was telling Spongebob what would happen if he didn't get a good present for Pinkie Pie!
Rainbow: Well now what do we do about Spongebob?
Twilight: I will get starlight to help me get him to wake up. In the meantime, everypony go home. I think we got him. I will call you all when he is awake from this.
Applejack: Alright Twi! See ya when he wakes up!
Fluttershy: Ok Twilight..
Rainbow: Ok! Hope he wakes up in a flash!
Rarity: Ok while you and starlight do that I am going to try and get something to help him relax and forget about all discord said.
Twilight: Ok good idea. Just leave we got this under control.(She says nerviously)
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Than Twilight went to find Starlight.". After the white text fades out, light pink text fades in that reads, "Is he going to be alright?". Once the text fades out, purple text fades in that says, "We'll know when he wakes up.". Light pink text fades in again that says, "Let's hope he wakes up soon.". The screen fades from black to show Starlight and Twilight smiling and looking down, presumably at SpongeBob.]
Starlight: He's awake!
Twilight: Spongebob are you ok?
[The scene shows SpongeBob laying on a bed in one of the castle's spare rooms. Twilight and Starlight stand to his right, looking near him and smiling.]
SpongeBob: uh...what happened?
[He sits up slightly.]
SpongeBob: Where am I?
[He looks up at them.]
Twilight: phew*I'm glad to see you are ok. Your in one of the castle guest rooms.
SpongeBob: Wait!How did I even get here?!
[Starlight turns towards the screen.]
Starlight: Allow me to explain everything!
[The screen fades to white before fading to Twilight flying towards Starlight in the castle.]
Twilight: Starlight can you help me out with something?
Starlight: yes Twilight.
[Twilight lands and faces Starlight worriedly.]
Twilight: One of our friends passed out and...well...he won't wake up
Starlight: Well,who?
[Twilight, using her magic, levitates in SpongeBob. Starlight's pupils dilate.]
Twilight: him.
Starlight: Holy me!
[Starlight lights up her horn and her magic also helps levitate SpongeBob.]
Starlight: Here let me help!
[They go back to facing each other while still levitating SpongeBob.]
Starlight: So who is this?
Twilight: This is Spongebob Squarepants,Pinkie's husband. Spongebob cares about Pinkie more than anypony in the whole world They had a child and saved all of questria,twice! Spongebob is so important to Pinkie!
[Starlight appears shocked again.]
Starlight: Wait! Pinkie is married?!
Twilight: yes He passed out because discord said they would devorce if Spongebob failed to get Pinkie a good birthday present.
[They face each other once more.]
Twilight: I came yo you, because as my "used to be pupil", I taught you all source of magic.Do you have a spell that you can use to help him wake up?
[Starlight closes her eyes, smiles, and puts a hoof to her chest. Twilight barely smiles back.]
Starlight: Well,I do have a spell that can help him!
Twilight: Really?
Starlight: Yes,we just got to get him to a room, lay him down on a bed, and I can use the spell!
[Starlight opens her eyes and shyly smiles.]
Twilight: Thanks,Starlight! I don't know what I'd do without you!
Starlight: What are friends for?
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "When they got him into a room". Twilight, using her magic, sets SpongeBob onto the bed.]
Twilight: *mind* maybe I should be getting Pinkie..
[She tucks him in bed.]
Twilight: But Spongebob wanted to surprise her.....
[She puts a hoof to her chin.]
Twilight: Hmmm Maybe he'll be fine..
[She looks off to the viewer's left.]
Twilight: Starlight, how's the crew?
[Starlight, on the other side of the room, levitates two glass containers with liquid; one green and one red.]
Starlight: Almost done Twilight!
[The scene reverts to Twilight.]
Twilight: No need to worry. Starlight will get a spell, And you'll wake up.
[The screen fades to white before fading away to return to the present.]
SpongeBob: How long was I out for?!
Starlight: Two hours?
Twilight: Spongebob? Are you feeling o..
[He jumps out of bed screaming, startling Twilight and Starlight.]
SpongeBob: I wasted half of my time for this?!?!?!
Twilight: Spongebob?!
Starlight: Clam down Spongebob!
SpongeBob: I wasted half of my time! gotta go!
[He jumps up. His legs are the only parts of him still on screen.]
Starlight: how long will he go up?
Twilight: About til now.
[The scene now shows SpongeBob laying on the ground. Rarity stands near him, looking concerned.]
Rarity: darling?! Why on earth did you just fall from the sky?!
[SpongeBob, clearly dazed, grabs on Rarity's neck and stares blankly in the distance.]
SpongeBob: Wasted..... two.....hours... must....present... rest......later....
[He falls onto the ground while still grabbing Rarity. She looks down at him, appearing puzzled.]
Rarity: Spongebob get up.
[He stands up whimpering. She puts her hoof on him and smiles.]
Rarity: You are fine,darling. I will just bring you to my boutique over here,and fix you all up,sense you are so stressed out.
SpongeBob: okay...if you say so...
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "At the boutique...". SpongeBob is sitting on a platform in the Carousel Boutique with Rarity comforting him and brushing his head.]
SpongeBob: I don't know what I am gonna do!!
Rarity: Come on,darling. just try to let it out.
SpongeBob: I mean I know that Pinkie loves me I love her too, but she deserves the best gift ever!
Rarity: Of course!
SpongeBob: what can I get her though?! it has to be something she can always remember me by!
Rarity: She would always remember you,darling!
SpongeBob: As much as I hate to dissapoint her,I must keep going until I know just what to do!
Rarity: Like I said she always will love you,From now and forever as long as you don't forget each other..
[She stops brushing.]
SpongeBob: That's true,but she is a treasure found for me, she is like a present from someone special
[She wipes his head with a cloth.]
SpongeBob: She is a Princess, she is a beauty, she is a shooting star, but most of all, she is......She is....well... A very sweet, loving,kind,funny,cute,and adorable mare.....
[Rarity stops wiping him off.]
SpongeBob: She deserves the best of everything...
Rarity: There you go, you got it all out.
[He gets off the platform and looks down sadly.]
Rarity: How do you feel? Feel any better?
SpongeBob: yeah I feel better....but I still don't have a gift for Pinkie.....
[He scratches his forehead.]
Rarity: Just take some time to think about it,and maybe you can think of something.
[He puts his hand behind his head.]
SpongeBob: Mind: What to get her? What to get her? WHAT TO GET HER?! Wait!I still haven't confessed my real feelings to her! Maybe I could.....YES! THAT'S IT!
Rarity: Have any ideas?
[The rest of the mane 5 enter the boutique, all looking concerned. SpongeBob looks down nervously.]
Twilight: Rarity! I see you found Spongebob.
Fluttershy: Is he ok?
Rarity: Yes he's fine. He was with me for a while he was just getting all the feelings he felt for Pinkie out his chest.
Rainbow: It's like all his feelings in his heart can be opened up to Pinkie for her to see.
[Everyone smiles and gets excited.]
SpongeBob: RAINBOW DASH THATS IT!
Rainbow: YOU HAVE AN IDEA?SWEET!
Applejack: What can we do to help?
SpongeBob: You can start by...
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "30 minutes later....". Twilight and Pinkie are facing each other in the lobby of Sugarcube Corner.]
Twilight: Hey Pinkie how's everything going?
Pinkie: Oh!It's been going great!
[Pinkie slumps forward and her mane slightly flattens. Twilight looks confused.]
Pinkie: Well...most of it..
Twilight: Most of it?
[She leans toward Pinkie sympathetically.]
Twilight: Pinkie,what's wrong? Is there something bothering you?????
Pinkie: No,everything is fine....
[Pinkie puts a hoof to her chest, still slumping forward. Twilight faces her sadly.]
Pinkie: It's just.. SpongeBob has not talked to me since this Morning.I'm starting to get worried I did something..
[She raises herself slightly and moves her hoof to her chin.]
Pinkie: I don't know what he was doing all that...
Rainbow: PINKIE!
[Pinkie turns towards the stairs. In front of them are Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy.]
Pinkie: yes?
Rainbow: Spongebob wants you upstairs for a few minutes.
Applejack: He said it's something just for the two of ya.
Pinkie: Upstairs?
Fluttershy: yes!
[The scene reverts back to Pinkie and Twilight. Pinkie still looks off screen and Twilight looks towards her happily.]
Pinkie: Well than I better go and see what he wants with me.
[She starts walking to the right.]
Pinkie: I'm going to see what Spongebob wants.Enjoy the party! There's punch and cupcakes by the counter over there!
Twilight: Ok,Pinkie
[After Pinkie is almost offscreen, Rarity joins Twilight. Twilight turns to face her.]
Twilight: He's not nervious is he?
Rarity: No! We had a good chat!
Twilight: okay! good!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "When Pinkie got with Spongebob..". Pinkie is walking towards SpongeBob in an unknown room.]
Pinkie: Hey,hun! My friends told me that you wanted me up here for a few
[She opens her eyes and stops walking.]
Pinkie: So,what did you need me for again?
[Her pupils dilate.]
Pinkie: Wait!You wanna break up with me!
[She falls onto the floor and covers her eyes.]
Pinkie: IM SORRY FOR ANYTHING!
SpongeBob: That's not why,silly!
[She gets back up and looks confused.]
Pinkie: Wait!Than why am I here?!
[SpongeBob looks up off to side side and holds a present towards Pinkie. She puts a hoof to her mouth.]
SpongeBob: Oh I may or may not have.....
Pinkie: N...no way...
[They hug each other. The present sits next to them to the viewer's right.]
Pinkie: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
SpongeBob: Lucky guess.
[She sits down with the present in front of her and beams. While she opens the present, SpongeBob looks down at her proudly.]
SpongeBob: Mind:Well,here she goes.She is opening it. And she is being cuter as always.
Pinkie: What is it?!
[The scene shows a bird's eye view of the present. Inside is a necklace with a heart in the center.]
Pinkie: wow....
[She puts her hoof on the necklace.]
Pinkie: It looks like...uh...
[She holds the necklace on her hoof. The couple's bedroom can be seen in the background.]
Pinkie: A heart shaped locket necklace.
[She stands up and looks at SpongeBob, who puts his hand on her back.]
Pinkie: Can you put on me?
SpongeBob: sure.
[The scene shows SpongeBob's perspective as he puts to necklace on Pinkie. Once he's done, Pinkie looks down and blushes.]
SpongeBob: you look like an angel..
[She looks up at SpongeBob.]
Pinkie: Really?
[He puts an arm around her.]
SpongeBob: Yes you do and always will be.
[The scene returns to show the two of them embracing each other.]
Pinkie: Thank you baby! This locket necklace is beautiful!
SpongeBob: There is a little more to it than that babe
[A bird's eye view perspective shows the opened locket with a note inside reading, "To Pinkie Pie".]
Pinkie: Oh,a note!
[She holds the full note in her hoof. In full, it reads, "Pinkie, When I first met you I saw you as a cheerful mare with similarities to me.Ever since than,grogar returned and we stopped him with your friends.Later on,there was a grand gala where our special connection began. When we had our first kiss,I thought we would be something special.Ever since we had Bonnie,things got a little harder,but we got through it together.Here is my true feeling for you now. Your sweet,kind,funny,cute,adorable,beautiful and overall the best wife ever. I hope this connection does not ever end.I love you and happy birthday,my little Pinkie Winkie! -Spongebob Squarepants". Pinkie tears up and puts a hoof to her mouth. SpongeBob puts his hand on the back of her head.]
Pinkie: *gasps*
[She looks up at him.]
Pinkie: Y...you don't mean all of that..d....do you?
SpongeBob: If it wasn't true,why did I give it to you? Besides,your the one who completes me..
[Pinkie smiles.]
Pinkie: I..I don't know what to say...This is sweet and thoughtful of you!
[She kisses his nose. After a few seconds, they hug again.]
Pinkie: *Cries* OH SPONGEBOB! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!
[She moves to the side of him, making her face no longer visible.]
Pinkie: *Crys alot more*
[SpongeBob wraps his arms around her neck.]
SpongeBob: There,there,Pinkie.
[He closes his eyes.]
SpongeBob: Your too cute and sweet that you don't need to cry!
[They stop hugging. Pinkie raises her hoof to her eye, presumably to wipe away tears. SpongeBob keeps one arm around her neck. After a few seconds, Pinkie moves her hoof to touch the necklace and the couple look at each other.]
Pinkie: Sorry I just didn't think that you would do something like that for me
SpongeBob: Of course I would!I love you!
[After looking at each other for a few seconds, Pinkie nuzzles him.]
Pinkie: Oooooo!
[They return to their previous positions. Their eyelids slowly lower and after some time, she nuzzles him again.]
Pinkie & SpongeBob: *Sigh*
[Pinkie can be seen hugging SpongeBob while his back is visible to the audience.]
Pinkie: Thank you,babe! You made this day special to me!
SpongeBob: Thank you,for being the cutest wife ever!
Pinkie: Can we ki....
[SpongeBob pins down Pinkie and the two kiss.]
SpongeBob: Yes...Love you,Pinkie
Pinkie: I love you too.
[The screen fades to black and the video ends.]