I Hate Fun!

I Hate Fun! is a song from the upcoming play.
== Lyrics ==
Mary Piker: Fun is torture!
Fun is horrificalicalical etc.
Fun should be thrown away
in to the binetc.
Wonka: Oh, come on! Fun is fun!
Mary Piker: No! Fun is horrifical!
What sort of a silly fundiout wants spots on his face at breakfast-time?
Mr Piker: Yes, it's horrifical!
Mary Piker: I HATE FUN!
FUN IS BAD!
ALL HOLIDAYS AND VACATIONS SHOULD BE STOPPED!
CHILDREN ARE MEANT TO WORK, NOT TO PLAY SPAD!
I AM TOP OF MY FORM!
AND I'VE ALWAYS MISSED TORMS!
SO I HATE FUN!
YES I HATE FUN!
Mr. Piker: Quite right my dear.
You are what you are, dearestiest dear.
Both: Let's go down into the cellar and smash the machine that makes this dreadful stuff!
Horrifical puffiestful puff!
Mary Piker: I HATE FUN!
FUN IS BAD!
ALL HOLIDAYS AND VACATIONS SHOULD BE STOPPED!
CHILDREN ARE MEANT TO WORK, NOT TO PLAY SPAD!
I AM TOP OF MY FORM!
AND I'VE ALWAYS MISSED TORMS!
SO I HATE FUN!
YES I HATE FUN!
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