Squidward Tentacles

==On-Screen Appearance==
===Pure Karma===
Squidward rides to the battlefield on his bicycle, before crashing it and quickly getting up.
== Playstyle Origin ==
Being polar opposite to SpongeBob, Squidward's a very introverted character, preferring to stay inside rather than deal with the worries of the outside world. This results in standards that aren't very quick and have a bit more lag to them to compensate for great knockback potential. However, speed's not his forte, leading to easy setups by opponents. This deems him a zoner.
==Special Attacks==
===Neutral Special - Precious Clari===
By tapping B, Squidward will play a single sour note. Sour notes deal moderate damage and stun, and can be spammed fairly easily. These notes will bounce off of shields as well as walls. Holding down B until Squidward fully crouches will have him start fully playing a song. Due to his mediocre playing, Squidward will continue to fire notes rhythmically while additionally damaging opponents close to him. You are open to attacks while you do this. You can prevent this by dashing, shielding, or by pressing A. 
===Side Special - Bomb Pie===
Squidward will throw out a small piece of bomb-flavored pie, which explodes on contact either on opponents or on the ground. The piece is good at knockback and can be angled upwards and downwards. The pie itself is susceptible to gravity, which gives it a short reach. The less direct the connection to the pie, the less damage it deals. Holding down B will have Squidward drop the pie in front of himself, which will blow him up. The self-explosion will deal more damage than throwing the chunk/piece at the cost of 5%. During this, Squid will also gain additional armor frames. Using the self-damage version of this move again within 10 seconds of itself will deal double the damage, so don't try to overuse it!
===Up Special - Reef Blower===
Squidward by default will use the reef blower to blast upwards into the air. The launch will inflict damage, with the hitbox being near Squid's head. Despite this hitbox being there, his head is still vulnerable to attacks. You can angle the launch into three directions (straight up, diagonally left/right). Using Up B on the ground will have Squidward pull out the reef blower in front of him. With it out, Squid will automatically suck up any projectiles that come at him. Pressing A will have Squid shoot out the most recent projectile. Pressing B will have Squid put the blower away. Some projectiles that can be sucked include walls and even small assists. Sucking up more than four items will have the pack explode and release the sucked up items. 
===Down Special - Artist Known===
Squidward will start to paint some art. After three seconds of this painting, Squidward's art will be unveiled. This art acts as a make-shift wall, with opponents gaining damage from standing too close to it. While opponents cannot go through it, Squid can go around the art without issue. Squid can even reposition it by attacking it. The art itself can take 30% (those not by Squidward) before it breaks. The Reef Blower can additionally be used to reposition the painting. Up to two can be placed on stage at a time before they start replacing each other.
===Final Smash - A SHOW TO FORGET===
Squidward strikes a pose before Nosferatu turns the lights off with his large light switch. Then, after this, it shows "Squidward LIVE" and Squidward starts to dance for the audience to weird techno music. The audience are confused/disgusted at the dance, and start to throw tomatoes at him. The FS then cuts to the stage with Squidward dancing at the center of the stage, with tomatoes hitting the opponents. After 9-10 rounds of tomatoes are thrown, Squidward shouts "You don't even know talent!" before returning to normal (with the audience shouting "NO TALENT! NO TALENT!"). 
==KO Sounds==
1. "WOAHHOHOHO--!"
2. *screams*
Star: *screams the infamous scream*
Screen: "Oh-ho."
==Taunts==
Up: *laughs, then slaps his knee in laughter*
Side: "I hate all of you."
Down: Squidward gets a pillow and blanket out of nowhere, lays down in it and says "Wake me up when I care", before quickly springing up.
==Results==
=== Victories ===
1. "WINNER, WINNER, WINNER! WIIIIIINNER! I'M A WINNER, EVERYBODY!"
2. "The first place cup presented to Squidward..." *zoom in on the trophy* "Tortellini!?" (Squidward's surname is replaced with Tortellini as a result
3. *plays the clarinet "I rock." *resumes playing*
4. *dances before jumping up in sweet, sweet victory*
5. (vs. SpongeBob SquarePants) *dances happily over SpongeBob leaving before getting crushed by a pineapple*
6. (vs. Patrick Star) Patrick: "Ho-ho-ho!" Squidward: "It's not working, Patrick." Patrick: "Darn."
=== Losage ===
Squidward is bruised and beaten up.
==Standard Attacks==
===Ground Attacks===
*Neutral Attack - 
*Dash Attack - Squidward bursts forward in his shell car
*Forward tilt - Squidward kicks into the air while shouting "WORSE!"
*Up tilt - Squiward does a short cartwheel that sends the opponent upward
*Down tilt - 
*Side Smash - Squidward plays a tune from his clarinet, which is amplified by two speakers.
*Up Smash - Squidward becomes Captain Magma and erupts
*Down Smash - 
===Aerial Attacks===
*N-Air - 
*F-Air - 
*B-Air - 
*U-Air - 
*D-Air - 
===Throws===
*Grab - Squidward grabs the opponent with both hands
*Pummel - Squidward crushes the opponent in his grip
*Forward Throw - Squidward heaves the opponent away while telling them to get off him
*Back Throw -
*Up Throw -
*Down Throw -
Category:Playable Character
Category:Lawl MAD
Category:Spongebob Squarepants
Category:Nickelodeon
Category:UnHuman
Category:Male
Category:The Ocean
Category:Zoner