アスペル＊ガーデン (Asper＊Garden)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
陽炎休暇ロール型人参片足外して切り捨てごめん 	youen kyuuka roorugata ninjin kataashi hazushite kirisute gomen 	Heat haze holiday rolling carrot, sorry for cutting off one leg.
天然無限急降下友人墓場に芽吹くは無香料 	tennen mugen kyuukouka yuujin hakaba ni mebuku wa mukouryou 	A spontaneous infinite swoop. Something unscented buds in my friend’s cemetery.
 	 	
羊毛サラダの残骸と区別の貞操何センチ 	youmou sarada no zangai to kubetsu no teisou nansenchi 	Ruins of a woollen salad and distinctive, chaste nonsense.
筆記試験の最中にきっと外から見てる 	hikki shiken no saichuu ni kitto soto kara miteru 	They must be looking from outside during the written exam.
ランダム化比較試験とまあるいソーダのアイランド 	randamu ka hikaku shiken to maarui sooda no airando 	A randomised comparison exam. A round soda island.
ポリタンク光るその先どっちもそっちも地獄絵図 	poritanku hikaru sono saki docchi mo socchi mo jigoku ezu 	The plastic container shines, but through it everything is a hellish scene.
 	 	
点転天女の棺桶に　尸隠した不登校 	ten ten tennyo no kan'oke ni shikabane kakushita futokou 	In the celestial maiden’s coffin, truancy was hiding the corpse.
缶感患者の肝炎に　苦虫殺したお嫁さん 	kan kan kanja no kan'en ni nigamushi koroshita oyomesan 	The bride killed a bitter bug for the patient’s hepatitis.
万満卍の真ん中に　真っ赤な点々かたつむり 	man man manji no mannaka ni makka na tenten katatsumuri 	Bright red spots are snailing around in the middle of that Buddhist sign.
惨酸産後の最果てにタバコを食べたら潰れちゃったらったった 	san san sango no saihate ni tabako o tabetara tsuburechatta rattatta 	Long after birth, after you chew some tobacco you’ll stop functioning.
孤独は今日もその先もアスパラゆでるアスペルガー 	kodoku wa kyou mo sono saki mo asupara yuderu asuperugaa 	Loneliness, today and beyond, is like someone with Asperger’s is boiling asparagus.
 	 	
脳髄スープの真ん中に浮かんだ底辺さあ大変 	nouzui suupu no mannaka ni ukanda teihen saa taihen 	Something low-class rose to the top of my brain soup. Oh no.
巨大タンクに潰されて泣いたかんちる•ごたん 	kyodai tanku ni tsubusarete naita kanchiru•gotan 	They were crushed by a large tank and cried. Kanchiru Gotan.
赤い月つつくキツツキ瞳孔開いたエゴイスト 	akai tsuki tsutsuku kitsutsuki doukou hiraita egoisuto 	A woodpecker pecks at the red moon. The egoist opened their eyes.
焼死体つかむ太陽　灯火照らした心臓と 	shoushitai tsukamu taiyou tomoshibi terashita shinzou to 	The sun seizes the burnt corpse together with the lit heart.
 	 	
問豚とんびの逃亡に　両の目潰した甲虫 	toi ton tonbi no toubou ni ryou no metsubushita kabutomushi 	The bird flies, and the beetle blinded itself.
杏餡安置の安全な　歌う滑らかミニマリスト 	an an anchi no anzen na utau nameraka minimarisuto 	Safety has been enshrined. The smooth minimalist sings.
蘭卵乱世の乱闘はラッパのライオン閉じこもり 	ran ran ranse no rantou wa rappa no raion tojikomori 	The fight in troubled times is a bugle lion shutting itself away.
電殿伝奇のでたらめな天理の原理も崩れちゃったわっはっは 	den den denki no detarame na tenri no genri mo kuzurechatta wahhahha 	The theory of random laws of romance has fallen through. Hahaha.
地獄は明日もその後も　ゴスペルうたうアスペルガー 	jigoku wa asu mo sono ato mo gosuperu utau asuperugaa 	In hell, tomorrow and beyond, the person with Asperger’s sings gospel.
 	 	
干からびて腐るベランダ　足りないカリウムカルシウム　踏みつけた 	hikarabite kusaru beranda tarinai kariumu karushiumu fumitsuketa 	The veranda is dried-up and rotten, lacking potassium and calcium. I stood on it.
黒の花束　肉の隙間から生えてくる　枯れた目玉から生えてくる 	kuro no hanataba niku no sukima kara haete kuru kareta medama kara haete kuru	A black bouquet blooms from the gaps in my flesh and from my parched eyeballs.
添展天罰下されたそこには「わたし」と「わるいむし」 	ten ten tenbatsu kudasareta soko ni wa "watashi" to "waruimushi" 	Punishment rained down. There was I; there was the unwanted lover.
何南難儀の貧弱は区別と差別の独裁者 	nan nan nangi no hinjaku wa kubetsu to sabetsu no dokusaisha 	The poverty of hardship is a dictator of discrimination.
延炎艶美な泣き真似は　歪な偽装の墓参り 	en en enbi na nakimane wa ibitsu na gisou no hakamairi 	Beautiful crocodile tears are a twisted disguise for visiting graves.
心神死んだの親族は真っ黒遺族の血で洗って真っ赤っ赤 	shin shin shinda no shinzoku wa makkuro izoku no chi de aratte makkakka 	I wash my dead relatives with the black blood of the remaining relatives. It’s bright red.
苦味よ永遠に永遠に 	nigami yo towa ni eien ni 	I beg the bitterness to last forever and ever.
アスパラ喰らうアスペルガー 	asupara kurau asuperugaa 	A person with Asperger’s eats asparagus.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*電ぐりがえ死 (Dengurigaeshi) (EP) (album)
*電ぐりがえ死 (Dengurigaeshi) (album)
Asper⁂Garden was featured on the following album:
*電ぐりがえ死 (Dengurigaeshi) (album)
==External Links==
*pixivFANBOX - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
* - Asper＊Garden
* - Asper⁂Garden
*Releska - Translation source
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