Balthazar McGraven

Balthazar McGraven is a character who appears in: Radiance of Visvara.
The new mayor of Hobobobobonob.
==Synopsis==
===Radiance of Visvara - Chapter 4: True Mayor's World===
In 1703, Balthazar McGraven applied to be an electoral candidate for mayor in Hobobobobonob. On the day of the election, the announcer introduced everyone Roger Heart, David Dobrig, Shming Shmong, and finally Balthazar himself (Dobrig was immediately eliminated before the election started though). Heart and McGraven got into a little argument before the election properly began, in which they threw pebbles at each other, knocking off McGraven's glasses and Heart's shoes. The first round begun and it was apple bobbing, which Shming Shmong lost, but she wasn't killed, because he podium was still on the stage. The final round began, which was a standard debate - the topic: hard hats. Roger gave a speech about the lack of hard hats in the town, but Balthazar made a hardened stance that hard hats weren't needed, because the people of Hobobobobonob were simply strong enough to not need them. Both sides made compelling argument, so the announcer told everyone it would be settled in a boxing match, but the doctor from the refuge bay informed the announcer that it was being used to dismiss another patient, so they changed it to a magic trick contest. Heart made an illusory image of McGraven, naked pissing hard hats, while McGraven took off his jacket and shirt, flexing his bicep that had a hula dancer on it that looked like it was dancing. Roger said that wasn't a real magic trick, because he could easily do that if he got a tattoo, so McGraven said that he could've done what he did if he learned magic, prompting another argument that could only be settled with their fists. Balthazar McGraven took off his shoes and the fight begun. Roger breathed fire at him, but Balthazar just tanked it and hit him with a front kick. A glorious mayoral battle ensued and, for a time, it looked like Roger was winning, when he took the offensive, but Balthazar used it to more easily grab him and hit him with a devastating headbutt that knocked him unconscious. Victorious, Balthazar shouted, "I AM MAYOR!!!" The crowd cheered and Shrobble, Roger's mentor, shook his head saying, "Welcome to the true mayor's world." McGraven put a breath mint in Roger's mouth, to heal him back to health, then helped him up, saying, "give it up for Roger Heart everyone!" Roger returned the favour saying, "no, no. Give it up to your new mayor, Balthazar!" The crowd cheered as Balthazar, Shrobble, and Roger embraced one another in a manly, shirtless hug. Roger and the rest of the Sigma Boiz got up and headed off to continue their journey, but Balthazar said, "hey Roger, wait a minute!" He then chucked a hard hat over to him and continued, "take this to remember us by. We don't need it anymore." Roger smiled and walked away with his head held higher with the addition of a new hard hat.
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