Skippy's Answering Machine 1

300px"Skippy's Answering Machine #1" is a Skippy Shorts video.
==Synopsis==
Greg Harrisberg and Jack Rennon announce it is time for Skippy to answer some phone messages.
Kerpal sends a message to Skippythat he was calling because he lives down the street from him and his daughter came to his house today and kicked his dog. Skippy responds by apologizing and saying he was not very clear on the instructions, saying he told her to go down the street and kick the "big hairy scary thing", explaining he was talking about his mother and that he thinks she thought he was talking about the dog. He tells Kerpal to tell the dog he apologized and to tell his mother he will get her next time.
Someone else messages Skippy that he has a problem, in which there is a girl he really likes, but whenever he tries to approach her, she throws fruits at his "various body parts" and it makes him feel very uncomfortable, so he asks for advice on how to keep her from doing that. He then thanks Skippy and says bye. Skippy responds and tells him he should perhaps stop approaching her while he is in the produce department at the grocery store, which is probably where she is getting all the fruit from. Skippy says to instead take her down the aisle (which he says thinks is Aisle #8), which has all the big fluffy white marshmallows in it; he says having marshmallows thrown at him is actually "quite nice". Skippy gives another option by suggesting to leave the mentioned body parts at home so she will have nothing to aim for. Someone else messages Skippy, mentioning chocolate cookies and laughing. Skippy responds and asks if it is his grandmother.
Someone else messages Skippy, saying he is his biggest fan and that he loves him a lot. He asks him to answer his question: "Will you marry me? Please, Skippy? Please? Please? Please?". Skippy responds and is shocked and disgusted, saying he does not know what was worse: The "I love you"s, the "please marry me"s, or all the "disgusting heavy breaths" she took as he then vomits. He says he now just puked all over himself and that he is so angry he is going to go kick a baby duck. He then says, "STUPID!".
Category:Season 2010
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