The even crappier rifle that does nothing

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it was added in a unknown update it is a Upgrade to the crappy rifle and makes it worse that I don't even need to show the picture or what it does 
it was also the last upgrade so u can't upgrade this 
it can be upgraded to the even more c- wait I said there was no upgrades 
for all I know it doesn,t fire a bullet, does 0 damage, takes 8 gonzillion decades to kill someone, easily gets wrecked and most importantly
THE CRAPPIEST GUN EVER IN THE ENTIRE PIXEL GUN ENTIRILYE BAD GRAMMER OBJECTION ANNOYING ORANGE STUFFY MUFFY WORLD
it has laser guidance but it just sets your house on fire because it took like 5 nanoseconds to build
you know very well that the world will be nuke and you will lose your friends girlfriend and life if you fire it
it also gives you every disease ever so your better off buying a better gun like the champion sniper module
it does like no damage to enemies it only heals them and it kills your teammates and you IRL
did I also mention it has absolutely no mobility so that you can,t run or walk
I even realised you will get f- 5x forever for every class no matter how hard u try
don,t judge me that's the actual gun in the picture it is bigger but beautiful
its Viewtiful joe
da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you can get arrested for using it and get sentenced for your life
it also gets everyones accounts banned
this was the last upgrade to the crappy rifle and if you upgrade just tellin ya it takes 62 trillion years to reload
It also will make the big rip start early aka the ultimate fate of the universe
you'll all hate this gun because it makes matthewgo707 or better of known as the guy with a small pp becomes a god we don't want that to happen
actually frickyoua will because he is worse than matthew so don,t bother buying this gun or shoot it either
because it only holds no bullet and you can,t switch to another weapon because its ur only weapon 
4 EVEEEEERRRRR 
when this is 8 years old or 10 
this will be 
old 
but gold 
but 
old 
you could actually shoot this but instead of the end of the world, sephiroth follows you 24-7 until he slices ya head off 
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