Crann the Avenger

Crann the Avenger is a major character who appears in: Adongralo.
A druid guy.
==Synopsis==
===History===
Crann was born in Valm, where he grew up with his parents and sister, Sakura. He acquired an interest in nature and conducted several magic experiments that he often shared with his sister, although it ultimately resulted in him being banished. Crann lived as a hermit in the forest for years- refining his magical skill. His sister came to him one day, informing him that their parents were killed by the Black Knight and that their family garden had been stolen, but he had very little care for the parents who let him be banished.
===Adongralo - Chapter 14: Ruins and Holes in the Walls===
Crann received a letter from his sister detailing her recent adventures and research, ultimately ending with a note in blood telling him that she was dying and that he should seek out the Bognin Ballers in Double Dinky. He travelled their from Valm and arrived within the week, where he met with Bryeek and Billiot the Idiot at a black marble monument that was honouring his sister and many others. He explained who he was and was welcomed into the party. After a while, Dr. Evil appeared before them. He explained that they'd been asleep for a week and since then the Lord's Alliance have agreed to have a meeting in Adron, the neighbouring country, and he would like the Bognin Ballers to escort him there, so that his army could stay and help repair the capital city and assist in relief efforts now that the magic snowstorm has been lifted. Crann replied, "totes magotes", and Billiot followed up with, "pop a squiznot", so Dr. Evil replied, "riiiiight." They made preparations to leave and set off three days later when Hong Kong Phooey and the Meg woke up. On their second day of travel, they were walking around a mountain, but Billiot needed to tie his shoelace, so he ran forward about 3 meters and started tying them, hoping to finish by the time everyone else caught up with him, but he suddenly fell down a hole, so Bryeek, Crann, and Jesse went over to investigate, but ended up pushing one another in. Dr. Evil said to the crowd, "they will be missed," and continued walking with the Bognin Ballers. The hole they were in was dark and Crann attempted to make a fire, but didn't have the resources to do anything, so Jesse asked Mr. White if he could make a torch or something, so he took out his tinder box and tried to teach Jesse what elements were at work in this reaction, but he didn't quite catch on. Without a way back up, they continued through into the cave they were in, where they saw a path left, right, and forward, so Crann suggested they go right (and later left), "Arabic style," causing Bryeek to announced, "Arabs don't exist in this world, dude," which everyone laughed at him for, before walking right. It was a long straight path and they got in quite deep without any signs of an end, until a skeleton appeared behind them and announced, "BRING ON THE WALL!!!" Suddenly, a wall appeared behind them and was rapidly approaching, fortunately, it had four holes in it that were shaped like the four Bognin Ballers. Billiot the Idiot and Jesse Pinkman were able to fit through the wall, but Crann and Mr. White were taken back by the wall into a pit of spikes. They were able to get back out and continue exploring, but the Anton du Beke skeleton was gone. They went through the middle path and were met with another crossroads, so they went right, "Arabic style" again and the Anton du Beke skeleton was there again; this time everyone besides Jesse got through the wall, but they also found out that there was a hole in the wall beyond the spike pit, so they investigated it and found a serene pond with a fairy chilling inside it, beckoning them to join him. Billiot was suspicious of the fairy, but the others jumped in, Crann tip-toed in and covered his nipples with two fingers, while submerging himself, because they're sensitive. Billiot dipped his hair in and then the fairy went, "hahahaha!!! TAR!!!!" and the pool turned to tar, so they all jumped out, but Jesse was stuck, so Mr. White rushed to him and pulled him out, but he turned into tar before his very eyes saying, "Mr. White, I don't feel so good." With sorrow in their hearts and tears in their eyes, they left the tar pond and returned to the crossroads, where they went down the "forward" path, only to find a large rapid tar river, as well as a bridge suspended in the air to the left, so they went back in. Bryeek suggested they go to the "second to last left turn", which meant the first left turn, where they found a strange room with unidentifiable symbols and writings, as well as a drawing of a giant black spider. They didn't pay it any mind and continued walking, until Crann saw that the flooring had an abrupt wooden area that he didn't warn the others about and they ended up walked over, causing them to fall down a hole in the floor with more spikes. They pressed on and found a decline down to their left and and incline up to their right, so Crann said, "uuuuummm. One inclines please!" At the top they found the rickety bridge from earlier and decided to try pass it. Bryeek and Billiot the Idiot made it quite a ways way perfectly fine, but when Crann got on he started shaking the bridge for a laugh, which was pissing the other two off and, despite his companions' warning, he continued and the bridge flipped; fortunately, they were all strong enough to hold on and they all monkey-barred their way across. Bryeek and Billiot the Idiot gave him a scolding and they all continued down the path, where they found a large open space with moss and weeds growing all over the place, but, most off-putting, were the amount of webs everywhere. Suddenly, a giant spider slammed down from above them and screeched, then they saw a web cocoon wriggling about and they heard a muffled, "ayo, Mr. White, get me the hell outta here!!!" After what happened at the fairy pond, they were questioning whether it was the real Jesse, so they asked him to say something only the real Jesse Pinkman would say, so he said, "ayo, Mr. White!!!", which sufficiently convinced them. They battled the spider and Crann opened with a thunderwave that knocked everyone back. The spider did some immense damage to the Bognin Ballers, but they were able to overcome it and kill it, revealing an exit to the cave behind it. Bryeek climbed up the mossy walls and cut Jesse out of the web cocoon, where he dropped down into Crann's big manly hands. The four of them left the cave and reunited with the other Bognin Ballers, who had a very uneventful walk around the mountain. By the end of the next day, they had finally reached Adron.
==Gallery==
CrannThePaulRudd.webp|Crann the Avenger (1st edition render)
DD5AnniversaryPortraits Crann1.png|Crann the Avenger in the 5th Year Anniversary poster
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Category:Adongralo
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