PoopFan's Secret

PoopFan's Secret is the 9th episode of the first season of Full Server, and the ninth episode of all-time. In it, The gang realise that PoopFan isn't really who he says he is, while Zoltan's Mum drowns, and Gary gets his balls back.
==Transcript==
Whatever happened to predictability.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This old world's confusing me.
With clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a place, of Somebody who needs you
Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
[Applause and cheers. The episode begins with a scene from the last episode]
PoopFan: What’s wrong with racism?
CartoonGuy: PoopFan, you are not being very PC right now.
PoopFan: I am not a computer. Wait, why do you call me PoopFan instead of dad?
CartoonGuy: Because my real father is Jarvis Zagna, and you just adopted me.
PoopFan: wait i was going to tell you that when you turned 16
SpongeFun: Dis is kite internetesting, eye shore am internetested to see how it reeeesolves in da next episoap.
PoopFan: wait wu-
Narrator: Let’s see what happens now… after Zoltan’s Mum touches some balls.
[Cut to Zoltan’s Mum in a pool of orbeez in the Full Server backyard.]
Zoltan’s Mum: These are the slimiest balls I have ever felt in my life!
[Laugh track]
Scatman John: Oh move over, wife! The Scatman wants some orbeez action too!
Zoltan’s Mum: Fuck off hubby! Today’s my one day off from being a prostitute a year.
[Laugh track]
Zoltan’s Mum: Besides, we have to be on our best behavior today! Famous Italian rugby player, and CartoonGuy’s biological father, Jarvis Zagna is coming to visit!
[The audience “oohs”. The doorbell rings.]
Zoltan’s Mum: Oh, that must be him now!
[Cut to CartoonGuy rushing towards the door. He opens it and finds Jarvis Zagna standing there in the flesh. The audience cheers and applauds.]
CartoonGuy: Daddy!
Jarvis Zagna: Hello son! I hope you haven’t been having too many showers without me, have you?
[Laugh track]
CartoonGuy: Um… no.
[PoopFan walks towards the door.]
PoopFan: who the fuck is this
[Laugh track.]
CartoonGuy: Oh, PoopFan, my adoptive father… this is Jarvis Zagna, my biological father.
Jarvis: I’m a millionaire. 
[Laugh track]
Jarvis: So you’re PoopFan? I like poop as much as the next guy, but I don’t see how anyone can be a fan of it.
PoopFan: Oh I’m not. I hate poop.
[Laugh track]
Jarvis: …Then why are you named PoopFan?
PoopFan: Because I used to like poop but I goed through character development.
Jarvis: Oh okay.
[Laugh track; Jess and Pluto enter.]
Pluto: Hey guys-
Jess: Oh my god! CartoonGuy's father and a famous Italian-Argentine rugby player, Jarvis Zagna! What are you doing here?
Jarvis: Well I just came here to visit Ignacio.
PoopFan: whos ignacio
[Laugh track]
Jarvis: …He’s your son.
PoopFan: o
Jess: What kind of father are you?
PoopFan: Well I’m not his real father. Java Lasagna is.
Jarvis: IT’S JARVIS ZAGNA!
[Laugh track]
Pluto: If Jarvis is CartoonGuy’s real father, and he comes here often, then why are you here?
PoopFan: Um…
CartoonGuy: Yeah, come to think of it, for my adoptive parent you’ve barely done any parenting to me at all!
PoopFan: Well um, I’m a busy man you see.
Jess: Are you some kind of… Spy?
PoopFan: NO! Of course not! That’s crazy! I’m not a spy, you’re a spy! Leave me alone! I’m a normal dude!
Jarvis: Then what’s this zipper on your back?
PoopFan: I…
[Cut to Zoltan’s Mum sitting in a chair next to an empty pool in the backyard.]
Zoltan's Mum: Team mum! As you know, Scatman is the king of 24 hour challenges! He spent 24 hours underwater, 24 hours in a stranger's house, 24 hours in a sandcastle, and even, 24 hours in Coca Cola! I have always wanted to do my own 24 hour challenge, but to be honest guys, I've been too scared! But today, I decided to... challenge myself! I wanna prove myself to Scatman, and I wanna prove myself to the whole family! I can do this! I'm gonna attempt my very first 24 hour challenge! And I am so confident I can do this, I'm even gonna let Scatman decide where I'm gonna spend the next 24 hours!
Scatman: Well Zoltan's Mum, I'm glad to see that you're
finally challenging yourself. However Zoltan's Mum, there is one 24-hour challenge that even I have been scared to attempt. And since you're so confident that is the challenge that I'm gonna set you! And the challenge is... 24 hours in the freezing cold pool!
Zoltan's Mum: No Scatman, I can't do that! I'll freeze! John, the weather today is 15 degrees!
[Scatman finishes filling the pool with water.]
Scatman: And the pool has only just finished with the ICE COLD water!
Zoltan's Mum: Oh, John, it's freezing! Can't I just do 24 hours in a box or something?
Scatman: And Carol, if you somehow manage to complete the 24 hour challenge, I will give you 10 thousand pounds! But, I think everyone knows that is NOT gonna happen.
Zoltan's Mum: Team mum! This is gonna be the hardest challenge I have ever attempted! I need all of you guys to support me through this challenge! With all your support (and the 10 thousand pounds), maybe I can complete the challenge! But first, I need to put on my wetsuit!
[Cut to Zoltan’s Mum walking back out in a wetsuit.]
Zoltan’s Mum: Check it out guys! I’ve got my wetsuit on and I’m ready to complete the challenge! But first, I’d like to thank today’s sponsor - HelloFresh! HelloFresh is a flexible subscription service where you can order GREAT food straight to your door! Customers can choose from a new selection of mouth watering meals each week, so you’ll always have something new to cook with! Use the code “ZOLTANMUMISHOTWAIFU” to get a 50% discount on your first order from HelloFresh! Once again, I’d like to thank HelloFresh for sponsoring today’s video. Let's do this, Team mum!
[Zoltan's Mum jumps into the pool and water splashes everywhere]
Scatman: Carol! Why did you do that?
Zoltan's Mum: John, I have no idea.
[Cut back to PoopFan, Jarvis Zagna, CartoonGuy, Pluto, and Jess.]
PoopFan: I… That zipper is just a…
CartoonGuy: Let’s see who PoopFan REALLY is!
[CartoonGuy pulls down the zipper, and PoopFan’s true identity is revealed]
Everyone: JOE BIDEN?!
Joe Biden: And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
[Laugh track]
Scatman: 46th American president Joe Biden? What are you doing here?
Joe Biden: Frankly I was only here to sniff some baby hairs. 
Pluto: Story checks out.
[Laugh track]
Jess: Wait, so you’ve been spying on us this ENTIRE time?
Biden: Uh, yeah. Kind of. I’m not exactly sure how long for, though. I sometimes forget that I’m the president. Who are you again?
[Laugh track]
CartoonGuy: I just… Can’t believe it… I thought you were just a silly old man… A silly… poop fan.
Biden: There is no PoopFan. There never was a PoopFan… it’s been Joseph Biden the entire time!
[A montage consisting of clips from old episodes with PoopFan in them starts playing with sad music. In the first one, PoopFan and CartoonGuy talking to each other]
CartoonGuy: And they killed him.
PoopFan: Wait, what happened to the kids?
CartoonGuy: They got better parents. I now only have 5.
PoopFan: That’s still a lot. Well I’m gonna be fucking your mom.
[Laugh track.]
[In the second one, PoopFan and SpongeFun slowly walk in.]
PoopFan: We just had hot sex.
SpongeFun: Where’s Bot?
Zoltan: Dead.
SpongeFun: WHAT?!
Jess: Yeah, she had too many fags.
[Note to FANDOM: that means cigarettes please don’t kill us]
SpongeFun: To remember Paige, we have created these brand new NFTs featuring her. Sign up now at https://bit.ly/3AlNyS6 to invest!
Dead Squidward: NFTs?!
Mike: I love those!
[Laugh track; In the third one, PoopFan just appears.]
PoopFan: Good morning, my fans! My name is PoopFan, but I don’t like poop!
Peter Griffin: But I do! I love scat!
Scatman John: Did someone say-
[In the last one, Woof and Purple are talking to each other.]
Woof: Purple, she’s 14.
Purple: Well if I was 21 she would be 18!
[The camera pans to PoopFan]
PoopFan: (sighs) It sure is sad to see a fellow racist go down a path of pedophilia.
[Laugh track.]
Purple: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!
Mr. Renaud: What’s wrong with being a pedophile?
[Laugh track; End of montage.]
Biden: Yup, it has all been a lie.
[Luis enters.]
Luis: OH MY GOD JOE BIDEN-
[Cut to Gary sitting alone on Jess’ and Pluto’s bed crying.]
Gary: I- I miss my balls.
[Laugh track. Jess slowly opens the door]
Jess: Hey buddy boy, you okay in there?
Gary: No! I miss my balls!
Pluto: Still held up on the balls thing, huh, sonny? Well, back in my day-
Gary: Well back in your day you still had your balls!
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Okay that is a fair point. But we live in the 21st century, surely there's a way to get your balls back onto your body.
Jess: There's still not a way to cure dementia.
Joe Biden: Who are you guys?
[Laugh track]
Gary: Get out of here Joe Biden, I'm having a moment.
Joe Biden: I have no idea who you people are.
[Laugh track]
Jess: You’re Joe Biden, 46th president of the United States who’s been spying on us under the alias of “PoopFan” this entire show so far. Now get out.
Joe Biden: But… I want to sniff your hair. It's my royal duty! Well, not royal… but still a duty.
Gary: I’M A NEWLY BORN BABY I HAVE NO HAIR!
[laugh track]
Joe Biden: Damn it! Foiled again! [leaves]
Pluto: Wait Gary, do you still have your old balls?
Gary: [grabs his balls from his pocket idfk just go along with it] Here.
[laugh track]
Pluto: Okay… I have no idea if this'll work but it's worth a shot.
Jess: What in the world are you going to do with Gary’s balls?
Pluto: You know how if you plant a seed into the ground it will grow into a tree?
[Pause]
Jess: I don't like where you're going with this.
Pluto: Then if we planted Gary’s balls into the ground, it'll grow into a testicle tree!
[Hard laugh track because balls]
Jess: Hubby, no offense, but that is the stupidest thing I've heard since someone said that NFTs are the future.
Joe Biden: What's an ADHD?
[Laugh track]
Gary: I thought you were told to get out.
Joe Biden: Pardon me, I have really bad dementia. I also have really bad dementia.
[Laugh track]
Gary: You might have to file a restraining order mom, I don't like this man.
Pluto: Relax, Jess, it'll be fine. If they don't grow into a beautiful ball tree- wait what the fuck am I saying- they'll just be more fertile than before!
Jess: That's not how testicles work!
Pluto: Oh please, you've never even had them before. Just let me plant them outside. What's the harm?
Jess: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
[Cut to the house’s backyard, where Pluto is watering Gary’s two testicles into a hole]
Gary: I pray to Allah that this works.
Jess: How do you even know who Allah is?
Gary: Woof taught me all about him. He's a funny guy.
Daddy Pig: I hope you'll still eat your eggs and bacon, Gary. A growing lad likes you needs his meat to be fit and strong! Like me.
Gary: Why wouldn't I eat my meat?
Jess: …never mind then.
[Laugh track]
Pluto: [patting down the soil] And there we go. Now we just wait… however long it takes.
Jess: What do we do in the meantime?
Pluto: I don’t know. We could watch an ad.
Jess: Why?
Pluto: Because-
[Ad begins.]
Zoltan: Hey guys! You should watch Zig-Zag! I mean, it has great shows, like: Bunny & Friends, The Bunny Show, SpongeBob but Better, The Trusty Slab, SpongeBob's Radical Adventures, CrazySponge's Cat: The Show, Garfield Meets SpongeBob, Gen z spongebob, Annoying Orange: The TV Show!, Fred: The Show, SpongeBob SquarePants (fanon series), Home Alone Gary, Patrick's Playground, Keeping Up With The Augers, and Among Us but like with SpongeBob characters! Also check out Zag-Zig, where you can watch: I hate my child., CrazySponge Died: The Series, Sexist SpongeBob, Squid Game but like with SpongeBob characters, NKC, I Say Racial Slurs All the Time LMAO, The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show, Family Guy, SpongeBob's Wonderful Life With Joe Biden, SpongeBob's Wonderful Life With Boris Johnson, Squidward's Miserable Life, Filthy Frank, and this show itself!
[Ad ends; Cut to Zoltan’s Mum still in the pool of freezing cold water.]
Zoltan's Mum: How long has it been so far?
Scatman: [checks his watch] Four hours.
Zoltan's Mum: oh my god why
[Laugh track]
Jess: Hey guys what's up? We're just here to watch Zoltan’s Mum suffer.
Zoltan’s Mum: I'm not suffering! And you won't have to suffer too with today’s sponsor-
Scatman: We already did today’s sponsor!
Zoltan's Mum: Oh yeah I forgot. By the way, has anyone seen that funny Garfield subreddit?
[Pause.]
Zoltan’s Mum: (shivering) Ugh. It is freezing in here! Scatman John, I can’t feel my toes! Are they still there?
Tan: DID SOMEONE SAY TOES?!
Scatman: Fuck off.
Tan: Aw. [leaves]
Zoltan’s Mum: Can’t I do a different 24 hour challenge, Scatman? Like… like hiding in a box or something?
Scatman John: Well, Zoltan’s Mum, at least you gave it a really good try. You lasted almost five hours! But unfortunately, there is only one 24 hour challenge king. [points to himself, sighs] Come on then Carol, out you get.
[Zoltan’s Mum starts slowly edging towards the ladder to climb out of the pool, still shivering. She makes it towards the ladder, and almost starts climbing up, but backs out.]
Zoltan’s Mum: NO!!!! NOOOOO!!!! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE UP YET! IF FISH CAN LIVE UNDERWATER, THEN SO CAN I!
[Cut to Zoltan’s Mum lying in a hospital bed. Laugh track. Zoltan’s Mum wakes up.]
Zoltan’s Mum: Ugh… what happened?
Dr. Brown Bear: You drowned.
[Laugh track]
Zoltan’s Mum: But… but… I don’t understand! Fish can live underwater!
Scatman John: I’m sorry sweetie, I knew this 24 challenge was a bad idea.
Zoltan’s Mum: Well, fiddlesticks!
[Laugh track; cut to Biden and the Full Server gang]
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
SpongeBot: I thought we were British.
Joe Biden: Ew, a Brit. Get out of here, man.
Luis: HOW DID JOE BIDEN GET IN HERE?
Jess: Long story.
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
SpongeBot: You already said that.
Joe Biden: Oh, sorry. My Alzheimer’s is really getting me.
Jess: I thought you said you had dementia.
[laugh track]
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
Luis: This is… is… is this a dream?
Joe Biden: Sir, I think you are dreaming right now.
Luis: Oh my! This is a lucid dream! It’s so cool! I wonder if I can fly…
[Luis jumps out of the window and is never seen again.]
Joe Biden: Oh dear.
[Very loud laugh track because suicide is a level comedy]
Jess: Oh my God! They killed Luis!
SpongeBot: Them b*stards!
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
Zoltan: poop
Joe Biden: Yes.
Jess: Sh- should we do something about Luis? Zoltan, you call Dr. Brown Bear and let him know we’re in the way, Pluto, you start the car, SpongeBot-
SpongeBot: Alright, I don’t have time for this. I have to go back to watching Game Boy Advance Video shitposts by Ally. I really wonder what reallynotgaysex.gba is.
[Laugh track]
Ally: (offscreen) CHICKEN ASS, THAT’S WHAT!
SpongeBot: Of course.
Zoltan: Luis will be fine. He’s Luis. He’s basically Jesus.
[laugh track]
Liz: Don’t you mean… JeSUS?
Zoltan: …kill yourself.
[laugh track because suicide is still a level comedy]
SpongeFun: donut tawk leik dat! Bee nonce!
Purple: Nonce? I love being a nonce!
Jess: Ah! Classic Purple moment!
[Laugh track]
SpongeFun: nayc. I ment to cay nuys.
Purple: Aw… Well I’m going back to scream racial slurs at minorities again.
Jess: Joel, Luis might have just died.
Purple: Who’s Luis?
[Laugh track]
Jess: He’s your dad…
Purple: Slurs are more important.
[Purple leaves]
SpongeFun: weight, hoo duyd?
Joe Biden: Wife, you can stop the disguise.
SpongeFun: O okey!
[SpongeFun turns into Jill Biden]
Jill Biden: This place is fucked.
[Laugh track.]
Jess: JILL BIDEN?!
Jill Biden: And I would have gotten away with it too if- we already did this joke, didn’t we?
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Wait, if PoopFan was Biden, SpongeFun was his wife, then who’s Kamala Harris?
Liz: Who’s Kamala Harris?
[Pluto grabs his phone and looks up Kamala Harris]
Pluto: Her.
Liz: She just looks like Biden but female.
[Laugh track; Cactus appears]
Cactus: Liz, Kamala Harris is black.
Liz: Sometimes I can’t tell.
Cactus: Ameer moment.
Joe Biden: Wait, who is “Ameer”?
Liz: Take Ameer look at deez nuts.
Joe Biden: I don’t get it.
Daddy Pig: Ameer looks like a queer.
Pluto: He’s a very special man.
Liz: Are you implying he’s autistic?
Pluto: No, he’s a rapist.
Liz: Just like JewWario!
Zoltan: NO! JEWWARIO DID NOTHING WRONG!
[Laugh track]
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
Liz: You’re a lost cause, Joe.
Joe Biden: Who’s Joe?
[Laugh track]
Liz: Biden, how many fingers am I holding up? [whispers] Hint - it's three!
Joe Biden: I cannot see your fingers, FireLiz.
Elli: Finger me.
Joe Biden: N-
[Sudden cut to Gary anxiously pacing around in the backyard]
Gary: I hope this works…
[He hears the back door open and close, and Pluto comes out]
Pluto: Let’s check on those balls, shall we?
[Laugh track]
Gary: Where even are they?
Pluto: Next to the eggplants, sonny.
Gary: Why are we planting eggs?
Pluto: Jess said it’s because she thinks it’d be funny.
Jess: [off-screen] It is funny!
[Laugh track]
Gary: So where are my balls?
Pluto: Under the ground probably.
Gary: I mean it, dad.
Pluto: Alright fine, they’re right over there- what the fuck?
[The camera pans over to where the balls were planted, to see a giant testicle tree]
Pluto: IT GREW!
[Massive laugh track because penises are hilarious]
Jess: wait wut
Gary: MY BALLS! THEY’RE BACK!
[Gary grabs a pair of testicles from the tree]
Gary: Okay, we just need to call Dr. Brown Bear to put them back!
Pluto: wtf is this episode
Jess: Calling Dr. Brown Bear right now. [she dials 9-9-9]
Dispatcher: 9-9-9 what’s your emergency?
Jess: Yeah, hi. Could-
Dispatcher: Oh, sorry, my shift literally just ended. I’ll have to call you back, bye-eeeee!
[The dispatcher hangs up. Laugh track]
Jess: Huh. I’ll just phone Dr. Brown Bear directly then. [dials the number]
[A few moments later, a rocket ship is heard landing near the Full Server house. Out pops Dr. Brown Bear, and he heads inside the house]
Jess: Back here, Doctor!
Dr. Brown Bear: Good heavens, why are you in the backyard?
Jess: Well, um… you see…
Pluto: You see Doctor, we put Gary’s balls in the ground and they grew into a testicle tree.
Dr. Brown Bear: I see.
[Pause.]
Pluto: …wait you’re just gonna go along with that?
Dr. Brown Bear: Mr. Shapiro, I am a doctor. I’ve seen it all.
[laugh track]
Pluto: Oh, okay. So we were just wondering if you could put Gary’s balls back onto his body.
Dr. Brown Bear: [flips through a medical book] A-ha! “Ball restoration”. Huh, wonder why I’ve never seen this page.
[On the bottom of the page, it says “WARNING: VERY EXPERIMENTAL”]
Dr. Brown Bear: Oh that’s why. Since this is an experimental procedure, I have to get everyone’s consent.
Jess: I consent.
Pluto: …I consent.
Gary: I consent.
Scott the Woz: I don’t!
[Laugh track]
Jess: I knew we forgot someone.
[A montage of Dr. Brown Bear fixing Gary plays]
Dr. Brown Bear: Okay… I think he has his balls back again!
Gary: YAY!!!
[Gary dances.]
Gary: Op Op Oppa Gagnam Style!
Gummibär: Oppa Gummy Style!
Gary: Get out of here, bitch! [punches Gummibär out of existence]
[laugh track]
Zoltan: Aw man I liked the guy.
Jess: So much for the Dreamworks movie dance ending.
Pluto: …so, what now?
Jess: We should check in on Biden again.
Pluto: Who knows, maybe he’s dead!
Jess: You sound awfully excited for the president to be dead.
Pluto: Not as excited as the queen’s death.
Jess: I agree with you there.
[Suddenly, Jess feels a kick in her stomach]
Jess: Oh yeah that reminds me, Gaby should be ready to come out any day now.
Pluto: I’m proud of her for coming out so soon.
[Laugh track.]
Gary: Great, now I won’t be the golden child anymore.
Jess: Gary baby, you know we won’t treat Gaby any different from how we treat you. Now where’s the pink fireworks?
[Laugh track; cut to the inside of the Full Server house. Jarvis Zagna opens the door and walks in.]
Jarvis: Hey guys! Who wants pizza?
Biden: White power death to muslims.
Jarvis: …What?
[Laugh track]
Biden: You heard me.
[CartoonGuy walks in]
CartoonGuy: That was a great shower!
Jarvis: Son… Did you… Did you shower without me?
CartoonGuy: Oh, dad, I… I didn’t know you were here…
Jarvis: That’s it. No extra pasta after dinner tonight.
CartoonGuy: NOOOOOO!
SpongeBot: Wait, so is Jarvis Zagna just gonna live here now?
Jarvis: Yeah, my wife cheated on me.
[laugh track]
SpongeBot: What? With who?
Jarvis: This guy called Dan.
SpongeBot: Dan Sullivan?
Jarvis: Yeah! Exactly! I hate that guy!
[Dan walks in]
Dan: Hey guys, I just had sex with an italian woman.
Jarvis: WHAT?! THIS GUY FUCKED MY WIFE!
SpongeBot: Dan, how could you do such a thing?
Dan: Listen, I was horny.
CartoonGuy: You’re ALWAYS horny. Just like how showering with your dad is always okay.
Jarvis: That’s it! I’m leaving! I’m not going to be in the same house as the guy who fucked my wife!
CartoonGuy: NO! DAD! Don’t leave! I love you!
Joe Biden: Guys! The solution is easy! Throw out Dan! Then Jarvis will stay!
Dan: WHAT?! Guys, you are not going to do that, right?
SpongeBot: Of course not! Wait, I know how to fix this! Dan, say sorry to Jarvis!
Dan: *sighs* I’m sorry.
Jarvis: Apology accepted.
CartoonGuy: Yay! We can all live happily ever after now!
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
CartoonGuy: Oh right he’s still here.
[Jess, Pluto and Gary enter.]
Jess: Hey Biden.
Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans!
Gary: Are we seriously gonna let this guy be here? He wants to sniff me!
Pluto: Well he’s family so we really have no choice.
Joe Biden: No I’m not.
Jess: Wait, I have an idea.
Pluto: What is that?
Jess: Biden, you have a huge fan of yours named Golfpecks who lives in Alaska. He would love to see you!
Joe Biden: Oh really? I’ll have to meet him!
CartoonGuy: Bye, Biden!
Joe Biden: Bye, guys!
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Joe Biden: Fucking liberals.
[Suddenly, Purple bursts through the wall.]
Purple: You heard it here first folks - pedophilia is okay if they’re family!
[Laugh track, applause and cheers as the screen fades to black, and then the credits roll. There is a shot of Luis dead under the window for a few seconds but then the episode really ends]
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