Episode 291 - Eat Malarkey and Die

== Episode Description ==
In which we celebrate a birthday; nuclear war is never a good Plan A; every Logan is Old Man Logan; we are underwhelmed by the Pretty Boys of Earth-295; Jean Grey is one hell of a pilot; there are so many reasons not to like Donald Pierce; teleporters are the narrative nuclei of the Age of Apocalypse; and Gateway of Earth-295 deserves significantly more in-depth exploration than we can provide.
==X-Plained==
* Weapon X (Logan)
* -4
* Irony
* Coordinating costumes to tattoos (and vice versa)
* How to ride a sentinel
* Apocalypse’s sea wall
* Mutant power classifications
* The mass human evacuation
* Nuclear war
* Magma
* A load of malarkey
* Interactions of telepathy and PTSD
* The Pretty Boys of Earth-295
* How not to jump out of a zeppelin
* What Carol Danvers smells like
* Gateway (Earth-295)
* An exceptionally high-tech guilt trip
* Unconventional navigation
* Character transformations between universes
* The complex conundrum of Jean Grey
* When humans became aware about mutants
* Logan’s D&D alignment
* Our own D&D character histories
== Listener Questions ==
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