Pirates Motorboats And Modern Times

== This Article Covers The Technology And Activities of Modern Pirates ==
Gameplay 	
Overall In-Game Objectives	
In-Game Content	
Modern Themes
Panama Papers Collectibles	Find Panama Papers 	Motorboats 	Aircraft Carriers
Krill Papers Collectibles 	Find Krill Papers 	Guns 	Modern Coast Guards
Yandere Simulator 	Don't Get Caught By Yandere	Automobiles	Modern Pirates
== What Is A Pirate ==
A Pirate Is Someone Who Ambushes And Robs Ships of Their Cargo At Sea or Commits Internationally Defined Crimes Such As War Crimes And Terrorism or Violations of Domestic Laws of Various Nations Today All Pirates Are On The Internet There's No More Pirates In International Waters Therefor Violating A Website's Terms of Service Is An International Crime And Regardless of What It's Called In Your Local Stupid Village This Is How The Internet Has Changed The World Because Most Established Legal Systems Also Are NOT BIG SECRETS The United States Legal System Has Never Been Established The United States Has Something Called Criminal Law Which Is Vastly Unknown As What Defines Criminal Law Is Largely NOT Established The Entire United States Is Just A HUGE Legal Grey Area There's No Means of Verifying Conduct That Falls Into Any Category Criminal or Otherwise There's No Established Definition of Any Criminal Offense Therefor What Is Defined As Crime Is Totally At The Sole Decision of The Prosecuting Judge What Continues To Protect The Avox Pirates of This Modern Era Is The Very Fact That Were In America When The Kurdish Women Took A Stand Against The Sharia Law The Avox Wanted To Be There And To This Day The Avox Maintain The Criminal Defense of Consent Further Expressing The Fact That They Wanted To Be There 
== The Avox Hate The Sharia Law ==
Although Many Avox Were Born In The United States When Asking About American Law They Were Always Told That Majestic 12 Established Sharia Law During The 1950s With The First Treaty of Treason Signed By President Dwight D Eisenhower The Avox Hate The Sharia Law Because It's The Law That Masquerades As The Law of The United States Having Overruled The United States Constitution And Established This Undefined VERY Unamerican Criminal Law Therefor The Group Their Now Calling ISIS In The Fake News Is VERY Hated Even By Pirates Because No One Who Believes In Freedom Is Gonna Endorse The Sharia These Pirates Know That By Maintaining The Criminal Defense of Consent It Will Compromise The Established Sharia Law In The United States And Prevent Further Expansion of It In Other Countries 
== The Pirate Sniper In Question Would've Never Been A Switch Those Women Would've Killed Him ==
When Your Alone You Have No Friends And No One Who Gives A Flying Fuck About You or Your Beliefs That's When You Have What That Pirate Sniper Would've Had In Rojava That's Why He Wanted To Be There When It Happened He Wanted To Have Sex Even If It Resulted In His Death His Death Being The Provoking Event of The First Rebellion And The Eventual Collapse of The First Rebellion In The United States Because That American Would've Been Beheaded In Rojava By The Leader of That All Female Militia Which Would've Pyst Off Americans Whom of Which Due To The Internet Maintaining A Growing Lack of Knowledge Would've Been Slaughtered By The National Guard Which Would've Fueled The Second Rebellion As The United States Collapsed Into Thirteen Districts Because One 9 Year Old American Grew Up And Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Go To Rojava With The SyrianGirl Meanwhile Back During The Solar Eclipse of 2017 That Aircraft Carrier That The Taliban Attacked Returned To The New York Harbor With "cocksucker" On The Flight Deck In The Digital Signature Apparently Raul Menendez Still Escaped But The Aircraft Carrier And It's Crew Are Still Intact Which Suggests The Solar Eclipse May Have Had Something To Do With The Return of That Aircraft Carrier 
== Lesbian Domination or Lezdom ==
Lesbian Domination Is Literal And From The Yandere Simulator Perspective Is More Then Just Sexual In This Particular Context All The Rivals And The Yandere Are Lesbian And All The Male Suitors Can Only Watch Literally Often While Tied Down In Such A Way They Can't Masturbate In This Context The Sexual Pleasure Is Derived From Watching The Two Women Engaged In Sex At The Specific Exclusion of All Male Third Parties or In The Presence of Restrained Male Third Parties Feigned Rejection By Lesbians Is Part of The Psychology of It All However As of 2018 There's Never Been Any Avox Pirates That Are Sadists As Many Really Have No Social Skills At All And They've Been The Target of A Mass Political Sabotage Many Avox Are The "no taxation without representation" Type In Other Sense You Can Imagine What That Might Have Looked Like Among Their Society When Obama Was Elected Twice Skin Color Was Never Once Considered Those Policies However Were VERY MUCH Hated By The Avox And The Executive Orders Were of GREAT Concern To All Avox As The First Restoration Was VERY MUCH A Safety Issue As Usual Three Miles Beneath New Mexico There's A Legend The Avox Are Gonna Be Talking About For Many Generations As Other Avox Older Then That Pirate Sniper Probably Did Not Wanna Die In Rojava And That Likely Showed On The Dark Net In The Yandere Simulator Format Likely An Elimination Method As The Pirate Sniper Never Showed Up On Recruitment Day And The Leader of That Female Militia Was Probably A Yandere And Was On The Hunt For An American Which Likely Looked Funny In American As Well However All of That Pirate Sniper's Sexual Fantasies Were All In The Category of Sexual Masochism Which Means Those Women In Rojava Would've Probably Severely Mutilated That Pirate Sniper Just Because That Pirate Was Armed Does Not Mean He Was Dangerous As A Matter of Fact That Pirate Likely Would've Been Among The First To Be Killed And By The Time They Found His Corpse The American Secrets Would've Already Been Compromised More Specifically The Panama Papers And Krill Papers This Pirate Is A VERY Clever Avox Those Would've Been VERY Seditious Papers That Would've VERY Much Incited Armed Rebellion Every Time They Came Up In Someone's Social Media Exactly 75 Years After The Collapse of The First Rebellion LIVE Goes The Panama Papers Again And The Second Rebellion Gains Momentum Led By The Mockingjay Those Must've Been Some Pretty Infamous Papers
== Class IV Exclusive Masochists ==
The Avox Are Beyond Recovery Many of Them Are The Last of The American Generations A New Era Is On The Rise And Thank God It Won't Be American Anymore And Without Precise Definitions of Consent ISIS Won't Expand VERY Far The Only Reason The United States Got So Big Is Because People Don't Give A Fuck And ISIS Is Only An American Sponsored CIA Drug Cartel That Finally Has Been Exposed And Thanks To Our Latest Reverse Engineering Projects We Don't Need To Be On The Defensive Anymore It's One Thing To Have A Gun On Board But Sometimes Information Ends Wars And Believe Me This Information Ends World Wars Because There's Never An Explanation Offered By Governments For Their Failure Today Many Avox Pirates Specifically Take Libido Enhancement Drugs This Is So When They Are Killed By These Angry Women In Those Countries It Don't Hurt So Bad Often However Many Avox Pirates Are Killed By A Stray Bullet In Combat They Often Never See The Enemy Combatant Unless It's Personal Which It Would've Been If Karan Bowman Was Leading Operation Kingslayer She Would've Been Persecuting The One Christian In That Region 
== Sometimes The Avox Is Too Clever For Their Own Good ==
How Ironic Is It Not After 17 Years of Christian Persecution In The United States Were Not Expecting Your Next Ghost Lead To Expose A Few Secrets About That Cartel One of The Biggest Being Their CIA Funding Project One That Turned Out To Be A Trading License With The United States That Was Compromised By One VERY Clever Avox Who Believes In The Mockingjay And Pyst Off El Sueno With El Diablo In New Mexico On Her Way To Death Valley To Intercept Another Stolen Aircraft From Area 51 Only To Find Out That Avox Stayed In The Ozarks More Specifically His Hometown of Springfield And El Diablo Is Probably Still In Nevada With A New Car At A New Area 51 I Think A Pirate Found Out Who Their Handler Is That Day And Desires NOT To Meet That One Whom of Which Always Comes Back At Area 51 You Know She Killed Nomad After He Was Retired From That Sort of Work Amazing How A Simple Road Trip Can Turn Fatal When Your Alone Even Men Are No Exception To That As An Avox Escapes To District 12 Aboard Their Mamba Only To Discover The Internet Is Still A Dark Net But Your Biggest Mistake Was Sarah Because Now We're On Earth And Your Still Lying About What You Found At Roswell This Wikia Is Still Republishing Krill Papers At The Specific Exclusion of Panama Papers For Panama Canal Reasons La Sentara Has An Interesting River In Her Region That Leads To Interesting Places I'm Willing To Bet All Those Locks Are Locked After The Publishing of This Wikia Getting Back Into That Region May Not Be As Easy As It Was To Escape From That Region Because "cry me a river" Is Gonna Be Pretty Literal On My End Because I'm No Where Near A River Anymore 
== This Could Get Interesting For The Disenfranchised ==
They Probably Thought Because We're Not Nomad We'd Be An Exception Sadly We're Not As A Class IV Exclusive Masochist I Can Only Imagine How Disenfranchised I Am After Escaping Back To District 12 And How Disenfranchised I May Be In That Region Should I Return However The Good In My Return Is That La Sentara Will Also Be Informed of Where That River Leads Because I Don't Know Where That River Leads In The Opposite Direction Compromises HUGE Compromises Will Need To Be Made On My End Because If The Opposite Direction of That River Does Not Lead To The Atlantic Ocean America As We Know It Is Over Because It Could Take A LOT of Infantry To Figure Out Where The Atlantic Ocean Should Be Thankfully I'll Have A Paper Map And This Won't Be Able To Happen Twice Because Paper Maps Never Change