Papa John

Papa's in the house. Papa John (パパジョン) is a strange looking fellow with a passion for pizza and sodie pops. He is quite the troublemaker, often harassing Kalciium and Blobfish in the late night when they come out of their rooms for some snacc. He is feared by many, as he is quite powerful and may chuck pizzas and a couple sodie pop at your head at 3 am while you're not looking.
He was married to the infamous former DramaAlert host KIller Keemstar before his cousin, Guy Fieri, murdered him in their home. Despite being now widowed to his husband of 57 years, Papa didn't seem to care much after The Gnome's heartbreaking death. In fact, he seemed quite relieved at the news, and didn't even attend the funeral. Wow.
I don't know what else to write about him. He's fucking Papa John. He owns a mansion. What more is there to say.