Niko the Kid: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser #1 ==
(After the Disney logo, there's a work in progress animation test for one of the first scenes in the movie. Unlike the final movie where Niko and Micheal were driving, they are instead walking across the street.)
Micheal: Too bad about a Sandwich, huh? You going to the bathroom?
Niko: No, I'm not goin' to the bathroom. Everybody knows you kill someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot-head.
Henry: Hi, I'm Henry Witcher, and I'm making a movie about cartoons. In my movie, Nikos talk, they drive cars, they watch television...
Henry (Voice-over): ...and they work very very hard making lots and lots of soda.
(Another test animation is presented)
Niko: mmmm… Soda!
Henry (Voice-over): But our story really takes off when Niko does the one thing a creature is never ever supposed to do: meet friends.
Blossom: Hi!
Henry (Voice-over): Anyway, there's lots of other funny nikos and funny cartoons in the story, and we all have a great time.
Henry (On-screen): This is a world I can't wait to tell you about. (Wears Niko Costume Head)
Narrator (Unknown): "Niko the Kid: The Movie". Coming September 2025.
Niko: September? (Walks left across the movie title) I have to wait until September 2025?
Narrator (Unknown): Yes, you do.
Niko: Oh, that is brutal! (Leaves the shot going left)
[THUD!]
(A white title card slides down from the ceiling with yellow subtitles reading "IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 2025")
== Live Action Trailer #1==
Man with a bullhorn: Alright, guys! Come on, we're getting ready to shoot!
(The set lights turn on, revealing the car set behind him. Three actors in bug costumes are standing on the front hood. Then we see Henry Witcher walking in all dressed in his pink suit. He approaches the director played by Chris Pratt.)
Henry Witcher: So, how's this gonna work?
Director: We'll try it, you know. And then, uh... see what happens. Could be... fantastic.
Henry Witcher: Is this even on straight?
Director: Sure.
(Henry rolls his eyes and turns away, accidentally bumping into a light. Then he is should climbing up a ladder to where the other performers are.)
Man: (Faces Bill Fagerbakke) Is this what he picks to follow the TV series?
Henry Witcher (While walking across the hood of the car set): Hey, Bill. Hey, Phoebe! (Approaches Mason Ramsey) Hey, listen, kid. Thanks for doing this.
Mason Ramsey: So, are you gonna come to my mom's book signup?
Henry Witcher: Oh yeah. Yeah, I'll definitely be there. Anything I can do to help the plight of... homeless pets?
Mason Ramsey: So what do you want me to do, Henry?
Jerry Seinfeld: Um, you know what? Just have fun with it.
Director (Calling out): Okay, trees go.
(Right on cue, the Warner/Chappell Production music, "Runalong" starts to play.)
Man with a bullhorn: Trees go!
(The tree props get towed in)
Director (Calling out): Fans go.
Man with a bullhorn: Fans go!
(The giant fans turn on, Mason Ramsey screams, while some of the other actors fall over from the powerful gusts of wind.)
Director (Calling out): Windshield washers go.
Man with a bullhorn: Windshield washers go!
(A man pops up with a hose and sprays the camera. After that, some of the actors tumble down the window or try to run back up.)
Director (Calling out): Tell them to climb back up.
Man with a bullhorn: Up! Climb up!
No prob!
Director (Calling out): Wipers go.
Man with a bullhorn: Wipers go!
(The wipers start to move, and some of the actors trip over.)
Mason Ramsey: I'm having fun!
My leg!
(Henry screams as he falls over and tumbles down the window)
Henry Witcher: Oh, God!
Director (Calling out): Make it a motorcycle!
(Screen flashes during a beep)
Director (Calling out): Make this a rocket ship!
(Screen flashes during a beep)
Director (Calling out): Paint it blue!
Somebody help me!
Director (Calling out): Alright, alright, alright.
(Henry is heard laughing uncontrollably)
Director (Calling out): Is he dead?
(Mason Ramsey gets sprayed while clinging onto a rear view mirror)
Mason Ramsey (While being sprayed): You call this a favor!?
(As soon as Mason falls off, the title card for the title of this movie slides down from the top of the screen. And when the music stops, an asterisk (*) appears on the ding sound. Then we see Henry all soaking wet, walking up to the director.)
Henry Witcher (Exhausted): How was that?
(After a few seconds of silence, Jerry looks to the screen. More music plays as we cut to a white background. On the ding sound, the byline " *trying to open September 2025 " appears.)
Director (Calling out): Make one of the cartoons spontaneously explode!
to be continued...
==Live Action Trailer #2==
("Morning Mood" plays as we see a set for a flower pot from a windowsill. Henry, all dressed in his pink suit comes down from the ceiling and dangles due to him wearing a harness.)
Henry Witcher: Ow!
(The music resumes and birds are heard tweeting)
Ba-Ba-Ba. I know what I'll do. I'll save a dancing butterfly.
[ROOSTER CROW]
(Henry and Bill Walking)
[COW MOOING]
[GIRL SCREAMING]
[HORSE NEIGHING]
[LION ROARING]
Ow!
(We see two men pulling levers. They experience technical difficulties.)
(We cut to the two men having more and more trouble with the levers)
Where's Genndy? (Hits the wall again) Oh!
(We cut to Genndy Tartakovsky taking a selfie with a woman, before selfies were even a thing.)
Henry Witcher (Off-screen): WHERE'S GENNDY!?
Genndy Tartakovsky: Okay. (Takes the picture)
Henry Witcher (On-screen): SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Genndy Tartakovsky: Excuse me.
Woman: Yeah.
Genndy Tartakovsky: Sorry.
(Henry screams while dangling out of control)
Henry Witcher: GET ME DOWN!
Director (Calling out): Cut, cut! Cut! (Sprains his arm) Ow!
Man with a bullhorn: Alright, cut, cut, cut.
(The two men stop fighting with the levers and release them. The sandbags behind them land onto the floor and Henry screams while falling into the flowerpot prop, and breaking it open by accident.)
Genndy Tartakovsky: Henry. Problem with the scene?
Genndy Tartakovsky: (Gets up while groaning in pain) Genndy, this isn't good. Nothing's working. It's like 150 degrees inside this head. (A piece of Styrofoam bounces off of Genndy's head, then Henry breaks a pink board open.) All these props are trash.
Genndy Tartakovsky: You know what Primal was made out of?
Henry Witcher: What?
Genndy Tartakovsky: Primal was made out of dinosaurs.
Henry Witcher: I did not know that, Genndy. And I'm thrilled for your success.
Genndy Tartakovsky: Thank you. (Flicks a piece of Styrofoam off the lid of his coffee cup)
Henry Witcher: But, I just don't think the audience is ever really gonna believe I'm a creature.
Genndy Tartakovsky: Alright, alright. Look, why don't you just make it into a cartoon?
Henry Witcher: Alright.
(The screen pulls away in the next shot)
Man with a bullhorn: IT'S A CARTOON!
(The background for the window falls off and the studio lights turn off. After a few seconds of silence, Jerry speaks his last line.)
Henry Witcher: Anybody know how to draw?
Off-screen Man: I do.
(Screen fades to black, then from black revealing the flowerpot hanging from a windowsill. Then Niko flies down from the top of the frame.)
Niko: Oh, I should have been doing it like this to begin with! Now I'm ready for some acting! (Cries dramatically) And kidneys! (The camera follows him as he flies down to the road. He flies past a few cars.) Stunts! (Two cars explode from behind him) Whoa! (Flies up to a billboard with the movie's title on it) crazy stuff!
(Dogs from "Free Birds" jumps from the roof as he barks and Niko lands right next to the title)
Niko: Like to see Genndy do that with dinosaurs. Heh.
September 2025