July 23, 2024/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz episode, July 23, 2024.
==TV-MA Warning (before the story)==
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==Story==
===Opening Segment===
Opening Logo
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Show Announcer: July 23, 2024. Hosting live from their home in Long Beach, California. This is Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
JULY 23, 2024
Opening Segment Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your hosts of Memes of Truth, kicking things off with an opening segment, Zachary and Meredith Bortz.
OPENING
SEGMENT
[Transition to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: This is Zachary and Meredith Bortz, the hosts of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz, the last voice of reason in a world that no longer exists. Today on Memes of Truth, there's not much to talk about today other than recent news on Chuck E. Cheese, Dave & Buster's, ZGL Theatres and Zachary & Meredith Bortz's. We'll start with Dave & Buster's news first. To "Leg Talk Silhouette Seven", away!
===Leg Talk Silhouette Seven===
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk Silhouette Seven!
LEG TALK
Silhouette Seven
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: To start things off today on "Leg Talk Silhouette Seven", Dave & Buster's-owned Main Event is opening its first location in Michigan, more specifically, the Woodland Mall in Kentwood, Michigan. It will open on August 14. But who gives a s**t about Main Event? We've got six new Dave & Buster's locations to talk about today. Meredith?
Meredith: That's right, Zach. Aside from a location in Johnson City, New York opening Monday, July 29, five new locations have been announced: a separate building in Spokane Valley, Washington, a location to replace the second floor of a former Sears in the Northridge Mall in Salinas, California, a separate building in Niles, Ohio, a location to replace the recently closed Atlas Cinemas in Mayfield Heights, Ohio and lastly, the first location in the Philippines, which will open in the Opus Mall in Quezon City.
Zachary: Cool.
Meredith: I know, right? You know what type of stores are being replaced by Dave & Buster's? Department stores, of course! Mostly Sears or other department stores like Macy's, Boscov's or Bon-Ton. Hope D&B replaces locations of Bed Bath and Beyond and Christmas Tree Shops later on. Those two chains are now defunct due to their bankruptcies last year.
Zachary: Or maybe Chuck E. Cheese could be a good replacement for both stores too. Depending on the size of the location, though.
Meredith: That's true. You never know what's gonna go there in the future. But Zachary & Meredith Bortz's always goes in a former ZGL Theatre. Speaking of which, let's move on to "Cool Chuck 95000". Leg Talk Silhouette Seven!
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk!
LEG TALK!
===Cool Chuck 95000===
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck 95000!
COOL CHUCK
95000
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Lots to talk about today on "Cool Chuck 95000". First off, the second-to-last ZGL Theatre in Salem, Indiana opened on Friday and the location in Downingtown, Pennsylvania closed on Sunday and the Zachary & Meredith Bortz's location replacing it will reference the now closed Chuck E. Cheese in that borough.
Meredith: It will open on February 15, 2025 alongside 20 other locations, those being Alliance, Ohio, Alma, Colorado, Alma, Georgia, Almira, Washington, Almond, New York, Alpena, Michigan, Altha, Florida, Alvin, Wisconsin, Crystal Lake, Illinois, Edina, Minnesota, Fairfax, Virginia, Franklin, Tennessee, Greenville, South Carolina, Henderson, Nevada, Louisville, Kentucky, Merrillville, Indiana, Mesa, Arizona, Princeton, New Jersey, St. Louis, Missouri and Warwick, Rhode Island. Alphas are being referenced here. By the way, Almira, Washington was announced yesterday and will be referencing the Washingtonian Alphas, Kent, Spokane and Vancouver. The Spokane Zachary & Meredith Bortz's was going to reference them but nope, Almira's doing it now. Anyway, the location in Las Cruces, New Mexico was announced on Friday and it will open on March 1, 2025 with the Cappa referencing locations, which we will talk about in two weeks. The chain is now planning to open locations in Spokane Valley, Washington, Salinas, California and Mayfield Heights, Ohio after the announcement of the Dave & Buster's at those three places and because all places have a Chuck E. Cheese. Since we've got news about the CEC in Spokane Valley, let's move on to "Stages, Restroom Signs and More". Cool Chuck 95000!
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck!
COOL CHUCK!
===Stages, Restroom Signs and More===
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
STAGES, RESTROOM
SIGNS AND MORE
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Four Chuck E. Cheese locations have started their 2.0 remodel: Billings, Montana, Beaverton, Oregon and Spokane Valley and Kent, Washington. Pineville Charlotte, North Carolina is now the only 3-Stage left but as we all know, it's being preserved while Burlington, Washington is now the only Beta with a 32-movement animatronic left. And lastly, there are 10 Alphas left after Kent's removal. Now, there are some differences between regular Spokane and Spokane Valley, Washington. I'll have Meredith explain those differences. Mere?
Meredith: Thanks, Zach. Here are the differences between the locations in regular Spokane and Spokane Valley, Washington. Regular Spokane is in phase 3 and has an Alpha. It's the last Washingtonian phase 3 location since Lynnwood's closing on this day last year.
Zachary: Oh yeah, you talked about that on your show.
Meredith: Yes I did, Zach. The ZGL Theatre in Lynnwood pays tribute to it but it will close in September.
Zachary: Damn.
Meredith: I know, right? After only 7 months of being open. Anyway, Spokane Valley's Chuck E. Cheese was in phase 4 and had a 16-movement Beta. Silverdale is the last 16-movement Beta in the state. The other two Washingtonian 16-movement Betas were Tacoma and Olympia, both removed for 2.0 like what Spokane Valley's doing right now. In fact, regular Spokane doesn't have a 2.0 date yet but it does have that Pizza Time Theatre octagon, which, by the way, the location relocated from 2301 W Wellesley Ave to 10007 N Nevada St in March 2000. That octagon probably came from the original location, which opened on April 14, 1983 with a Balcony Stage, got Chuck E.'s House Façade or C-Stage, as its mostly called, in 1989 or 1990 and then got the only Washingtonian 2-Stage in 1993 or 1994 and had it until their relocation in March 2000, when the animatronics were sent to Lynnwood and transformed the only Washingtonian 3-Stage into a Cyberamic 3-Stage, which lasted until Lynnwood's closure.
Zachary: What's where regular Spokane used to be now?
Meredith: Part of a Walmart.
Zachary: Makes sense since Pizza Time Theatre was small as a real rat like Chuck E. himself.
[Meredith chuckles]
Meredith (chuckling and grinning): I could imagine that.
Zachary: So anyway, when did Spokane Valley's Chuck E. Cheese open?
Meredith: February 9, 2009. Spokane Valley had been lesser known than regular Spokane until the news of it getting 2.0. And don't forget about those confetti posters shown on the restroom entryways in regular Spokane, the last location with those fascinating pieces of artwork used as restroom signs. We f**king love them!
Zachary: Yes we do. Which is why we along with, Grace, Lexia and Madison are on confetti posters parodying those ones. At least at Zachary & Meredith Bortz's locations with the original theme.
Meredith: Yes, Zach. The confetti posters will be in locations with the original theme. The summer theme, though, we don't know what posters are gonna be seen in locations with that theme yet. By the way, guys, as Beaverton removed their Beta while Salem removed their Alpha in February 2021, Oregon is now bot-less. But there is one more thing we do need to mention: the Nanuet, New York location had its grand re-opening on Thursday after having it announced last Tuesday. They're gonna have Throwback Thursdays every Thursday which is awesome! Even the Avenger Chuck walkaround character made an appearance at the reopening.
Zachary: Now that's what I call retro!
Meredith: You said it, Zach. Going retro is the best medicine for this company. (laughs) Get it? Well, at least for the fans. But anyway, now it's time to move on to "Fetish Fest". Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages!
STAGES!
===Fetish Fest===
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith.]
Zachary: Not much to do today on "Fetish Fest" except hang out in our bedroom while Meredith gets to be topless for a little bit.
Meredith: That's right, Zach. Not many big news had happened today besides what we just talked about. We won't talk about Factory Beat and/or Bear-a-Stiff Glee Dan till next week. Which, by the way, the next episode will be on Wednesday of next week instead of next Tuesday due to Factory Beat returning from his mini-trip to Pittsburgh that day. Anyway, I will take off my shirt and bra and stay topless for a little bit just so you guys can stare at my t*ts. [She snickers]
Zachary: While she's doing that, I'll massage her shoulders and belly as that's where topless woman wearing jeans get the most relaxation from, am I right?
Meredith: Yep. Women being topless and men being shirtless while wearing sweatpants or pajama pants are also good for topless f**king. In fact, speaking of which, can we do that, Zach?
Zachary: Sure. Just let me change into my pajama pants because your sweatpants are as soft as a body pillow.
Meredith: Ooh, thanks. And sure, you can change into them.
Zachary: Cool. Let me do that right now. [takes off his pants and socks and puts on his pajama pants] There. Even took off my socks.
Meredith: Everyone knows that feet need to be shown when you're shirtless/topless. Well, that's what we think. Now let's take off our shirts together.
Zachary: Okay. [he and Meredith take off their shirts] All right, Mere. Remove your bra and let those t*tties of yours fly free. [Meredith laughs]
Meredith: Whatever you say, t*tty f**ker. [She takes off her bra and socks while Zachary snickers] Might as well take off my socks while I'm at it. Say hello to my little friends, my nipples! [plays with her nipples] Nipple, nipple, nipple.
Zachary (laughing): Holy s**t, it's the nipple woman!
Meredith: Hey, look at me. I am the nipple woman. [laughs] Actually, I could just be a topless stripper. But I'm a damn good looking topless stripper. Anyway, let's f**k. By the way, I'm wearing these blonde sweatpants to thrust against my husband's pajama pants. I'm gonna thrust against him the same way Rooney Mara did to Daniel Craig in the film adaption of the novel, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Ready, Zach?
Zachary: Ready.
[Zachary lays on his back on the bed. Meredith climbs on top of him and thrusts against him ten times, all while moaning. Then she climaxes and lays on Zachary's right side and he holds onto him]
Meredith: That was really good. For me, at least. You?
Zachary: Not bad. Listening to your moans and seeing your boobs hang off you were completely worth it.
[Meredith snickers]
Meredith: Hang off?
Zachary: Yeah, your nipples were close to touching mine.
Meredith: I know. I just love when you describe your sex experiences.
Zachary: Same when you do it too.
Meredith: Can we stay in bed and continue cuddling, pleeeeease?
Zachary: We have a show to finish, remember?
Meredith: Oh right. Well, can you at least rub my belly and shoulders while you talk to the viewers?
Zachary: Sure. I can do that. Do you want to be massaged standing up or sitting on your knees?
Meredith: Standing up. It's easier that way.
Zachary: Let's do it. [He and Meredith get off the bed and he stands behind Meredith] Shoulders or belly first?
Meredith: Shoulders.
Zachary: Got it. [He places his hands on Meredith's shoulders and massages them. Meredith takes a deep breath] Hey guys, you know what the best part of stress relieving procedures is? Being shirtless/topless of course. Your skin feels so relaxed when your soft tissues are being massaged. Like in my wife's shoulders.
Meredith: Word.
Zachary: Soft tissues being massaged in your head or in your back or whatever muscle's being massaged. Oh, that reminds me. Meredith, I'm gonna stop massaging your shoulders and move on to your belly.
Meredith: Okay. [Zachary places his hands on her belly and rubs it and she moans]
Zachary: You know, I wonder how pregnant women get their bellies massaged by hand.
Meredith: They can't. They do it themselves.
Zachary: By gently playing with their belly like they do with their boobs?
Meredith: Probably yes.
Zachary: Okay then. Can I stop now?
Meredith: You can continue when we sign off, so yes, you can stop now.
Zachary: Okay. [he lets go of Meredith's belly]
Meredith: Thanks, Zach. That was really good.
Zachary: Any time, Mere. [he picks up Meredith's bra] Here's your bra.
Meredith: Thanks. [she puts it back on while Zachary puts on his pajama shirt] Now, let's head downstairs and finish things off. See you down there!
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
===Main Segment===
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: For today's main segment, nothing much to talk about today other than the fact that we will be off next Tuesday so that Beat can relax after his mini-trip to Pittsburgh. But when we come back the following day, same things as usual. Next week on "Fetish Fest", Meredith will be doing something a Canadian ASMRist named Oranda did on her OnlyFans the year of the pandemic: listening to her heartbeat while she orgasms.
Meredith: Oranda was either topless or naked when she did that video. And goddamn, were the looks on her face cute and sexy.
Zachary: Must've been scary for her to listen to her own heartbeat for a lengthy amount of time.
Meredith: Yep. Some ASMRists are brave enough to do it. Other non-ASMRists just do it for their own sake. But yeah, during next week's "Fetish Fest" segment, I will be listening to my own heartbeat inspired by an OnlyFans video by Oranda ASMR. That concludes our show. We will be off next Tuesday, the 30th and we'll be back with updates on Wednesday, the 31st. Zachary and Meredith Bortz signing off now. See you all Wednesday of next week for another episode of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
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