Standard Institute of Irony Ltd.

The Standard Institute of Irony is a Metaphysical business that sells esoteric Abstract constructs. The Standard Institute of Irony is one of the largest companies in the world, gaining approximately 138 billion Flops per year. 
== Founding ==
SII (Standard Institute of Irony) was founded in 1967 by Flop A. Gates when he started selling Abstract Concepts at his college. At the time it was called Esoterica, and was soon changed to SII. In 1972 Bingus R. Alan, a former employee at SII, left and created his own company, Pataphysi.co, which was soon integrated into SII. 
Flop had a very difficult time earning money and keeping his company alive, and in 1994, his company was on the brink of failure, but was kept alive by a generous donation from a former employee of SII. In the following 10 years his company grew exponentially and became the largest company in the world.
== Project 279-Flop ==
Project 279-Flop was created as a means to potentially create an endless amount of pataphysical constructs, and convert the Pataphysical matter into physical matter, allowing for the creation of infinite matter. This machine was named the Flopper. The Flopper was tested on 2017, and successfully created 0.00001 grams of Floppium. The Flopper was tested again on 2019, and malfunctioned, destroying the machine and causing 3,287 deaths and 7,603 injuries. 
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