Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 11: Flappy Bird Returns/Transcript

==Transcript==
Gingerbread Man: Hey, I got a special delivery here.
Pear: Huh. Well, I didn’t order anything.
Gingerbread Man: Well, somebody in this kitchen ordered this here pile of explosives. I’m looking for one Mr. Orange.
Pear: Orange? Why did you order a pile of explosives?
Orange: I prefer to ask, why wouldn’t I? (laughs)
Pear: Dude, this is an Ask Orange episode. You know very well that these are going to explode in—
Orange: LET's GET TO THE QUESTIONS!
Announcer: "Hey Orange, Flappy Bird's back in the kitchen!"
Orange: Noooo!
Pear: Huh? No! No! NOT THE EXPLOSION! [slow-motion screaming]
[ka-boom!]
Announcer: "Can you fart rainbows, Orange?"
Orange: [farts]. Nope. Just diamonds. [laughs]
Aannouncer: "Print yourself in a 3D printer."
Orange: No sweat! [printer powers up] It's my first time operating one of these things, so give me a second to, um... No, that's wrong. Too melty. Aah! Too evil. Is that one a burrito? Oh, I forgot I had it set to Taco Bell. [laughs] Hey! That one might be worth something! Looks like a Picasso! [laughs]
Announcer: "Look out! Someone's going to lick you!"
Orange: Huh? What? No-- hey! Hey, get outta here, licorice. Get outta here.
Something: But I love licking things. Come on!
Orange: No!
Something: Come on!
Orange: No! Get outta here, you perv!
Something: One lick for the road? Blblblbl?
Orange: NO! 
Something: Okay, okay!
Orange: HEY!
Announcer: "Can you please put chili sauce in someone's eyes?"
Orange: Sure! Huh. Doesn't seem to be anybody around. Guess I'll just put it in my own eye-- [screaming]: Why?! Why would I do this to myself! Aah-ha-ha-ha!
Announcer: "Do you love Passion Fruit? A clean answer!"
Orange: All right, all right. I'll give you a clean answer. [drumroll] [splash!] [mumbling underwater]
Announcer: "♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batpan! ♪"
Orange: [laughs]
BatPan: I came as soon as I heard. 
Robinero Sauce: As did I, Robinero Sauce.
Orange: Ah, sorry, guys. False alarm. Just singin' the theme song, that's all.
[record scratches] 
BatPan: Oh.
(all) ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batpan! ♪
Announcer: "Have you ever had a near death moment?"
Orange: Hmm. Can't say I ever have, but if I ever do have a scrape with death, perhaps I'll-- Aah!
Whoa! Wait a minute. I kinda feel like a lot of that stuff hasn't even happened yet.
Announcer: "Please tell me if Marshmallow is a boy or girl. Please!"
Orange: [mumbling underwater] [laughs]
Announcer: "Who would win in a fight between Midget Apple and Marshmallow? Does Midget Apple have a SMALL chance?"
Orange: [laughs] Nice one! Well, you two, ready... FIGHT! 
[bell clangs]
Midget Apple: Here comes the pain, Marshmallow! Get ready!
Marshmallow: Ya-he-he-hey! I love pain!
Midget Apple: [grunting] Um, this sword is kinda of heavy.
Marshmallow: I love you!
Midget Apple: Ah, come on, don't say that right now. We're in a fight, Marshmallow.
Marshmallow: I love fights! Almost as much as I love you! YAY!!!
Midget Apple: [groans] Worst. Fight. Ever.
Announcer: "Hey Orange, IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!"
[explosive yelling]
Announcer: "Can Marshmallow twerk?"
Marshmallow: Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay! Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay! Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
Announcer: "How fast can Orange roll? and "How long can you burp after drinking Zoop?"
Orange: All right, we're about to find out the answer to both of those questions right now. Ready with the radar gun, Pear?
Pear: Yep!
Orange: Ready with the stopwatch, Midget Apple?
Midget Apple: It's Little Apple! But honestly, I don't even know why I bother anymore.
Orange: Sounds great! Let's do this!
Midget Apple: Okay. Three... two... ONE!
Orange: [gulping] 
Zip: This is extreme! Zoooo...
Orange: [continuous belch]
Pear: He's got good speed.
Orange: [belch continues]
Pear: I think I'm gonna need a bigger radar gun.
Gingerbread Man: Special delivery! I've got this second pile of explosives here.
Pear: What the? 
[all scream]
[KA-BOOM!]
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