Rod Serling vs The Crypt Keeper

The narrator of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling, and the narrator of Tales from the Crypt, The Crypt Keeper, rap against each other to see which one of them is the better horror narrator. However, another horror narrator will step into this battle and show his talent, as well.
== Cast ==
EpicLLOYD as The Crypt Keeper
Nice Peter as Rod Serling
Surprise third party rapper as himself
Beat : Cold Heart
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY :
ROD SERLING
VS
THE CRYPT KEEPER
BEGIN!
=== Rod Serling : ===
(starts at 0:23)
You're traveling through a new dimension, where you see a rap battle take place
Between a fabulous man of class, and an Old Witch who’s a big disgrace
Tormenting him with my splendid rhymes? It’ll be for me such a delight
He better starts running away, because this is his Judgment Night
Submitted for your approval, a Beverly Cleary with progeria
Who’s not scary and frightening at all, he might even belong to Equestria
Crypt claims that he’s the better narrator, but the tides have turned
It looks like this pathetic Grim rip-off just stepped into the Twilight Zone.
=== Crypt Keeper : ===
(0:47)
Hello Boils and Ghouls! Welcome To Tales From the Crypt!
Let me tell you a story, while Rodman tries to get a grip.
About a jew in a world war who had Nightmares as a child,
And then later had a show, which to be honest was very mild.
And then there was yours truly, who turn Educate to Entertain
While I reach The Outer Limits you have nothing to Gain!
I'll make a Sacrifice by ripping off Serling's Purple Heart!
When compared to me You're only 44 out of 100% dark!
=== Rod Serling : ===
(1:10)
This comes from the one who’s show needs a better management
But there’s no need for it, cause I will deliver some Fitting Punishment
Against this ugly puppet who looks like something out of Jim Henson
Trust me! There are many ways to Kill Ya! Do I have now your attention?
I have a lovely and suave voice, but what can I say about yours?
It’s exactly like your awful comics, it really needs to be ignored
My stories are dark and great, while yours are laughable and funny
If you think you’re gonna win here, you’re nothing more than a Dummy !
=== Crypt Keeper : ===
(1:23)
You're right in a way Rod, I am pretty funny with my puns,
While the two reboot of your show take away any fun,
You have an Undertaking Palor and it’s really quite horrid!
Keep the suit, remove the face, and leave you in a Forrest.
Maybe then you'll be relevant, but for now you'll be damned,
I got toons, films, and game shows ! You’ve been Crypt Jammed!
I drop rap bombs at 20,000 Feet if you step to me,
‘Cause you’re a damn dirty ape in a crummy Night Gallery!
(Between 1:58-2:09 the backrounds of both Rod and Crypt are changing slowly into one and a laugh is heard. Then a mysterious guy appears to reveal himself as.....)
=== Mr. Creepy Pasta : ===
(2:09)
Two little narrators, all alone, about to journey into the unknown,
My rhymes break bones, leave heads ringin, you’ll be asking WHO WAS PHONE
I AM GOD on the mic, and when against this Norman Bates clone,
You’ll find Serling to be dethroned when I get into my Twilight Zone
So these lonely phony cronies are thinking that they’re MCs,
Stepping to me, The OG from YT, you can call me MCP
So allow me to begin with this fool who think’s he’s the Creep Show Creep
Looking like Mr. Bones with a show so boring, it makes me Go To Sleep
Spitting static like Slender on you pretenders, your scripts are about to get flipped
While you fails go to shit, and now your rotten tails in the crypt
BEN drowns in my flow, you’d better stay low, your rappings too slow,
Rest in pieces with the less, I’ve canceled you worse than your shows
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE !
EPIC RAP-
(Twilight Zone jingle)
BATTLES OF HISTORY !!!!