Lawson Throws Alda Ferrald Down the Gorge and Gets Sent to Sellbot Headquarters

(inspired by The Lion King)
==Cast==
Lawson and Mundy-Eric
Gelman and Elliott-Joey
Skeens and Morris P. Hingle-Brian
Knarf-Steven
Alda Ferrald-Susan
Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Mort Chalk-Dallas
Lawson's dad's angry voice-Scary voice
The Vice President of the Sellbot Headquarters-Simon
Zola-Salli
==Plot==
Lawson gets the idea from The Lion King.
==Transcript==
(inspired by The Lion King)
At the village, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were feeling grumpy.
Lawson: Man! We can't believe that boogerhead by the name Alda Ferrald got Zola into trouble again!
Gelman: Yeah, she whomps! What a jerk!
Mundy: She got Zola into trouble one too many times!
Skeens: What shall we do, Lawson?
Then Lawson thought of something. 
Lawson: I know guys! How about we take care of that boogerhead?
Gelman: That's a good idea! Let's go!
Lawson: I got the idea from the Lion King! First, I will take Morris down to the gorge. Then we release the herd of cattle into the gorge. Attack the ill cow upon my signal, thus triggering the stampede. Then I will rush over to Alda and Tiny Sedgwick to come over to the gorge, and I'll get Alda to save Morris. She'll place Morris on a safe rock. When she climbs up the gorge to call for my help. Then I will throw her into the stampede. Also, I heard that Tiny is taking pictures with Alda. Come on, guys. Let's go and fetch Morris. 
So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went off to fetch Morris P. Hingle. 
Lawson: Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, fetch Alda and Tiny while I take Morris to the gorge.
Gelman: Affirmative!
Lawson went off to Morris' house. Then Lawson arrived at Morris' house. 
Lawson: Hi there, Hingle!
Morris: Hi there yourself, Lawson! What's up?
Lawson: I'm taking you to the gorge so you can look around.
Morris: Oh boy! This is an exciting adventure! Let's go together!
So Lawson and Morris went off to the gorge. Later, they arrived down in the large canyon. Lawson and Morris were near a rock, underneath a small tree. 
Lawson: Now you wait here. Alda Ferrald has a marvelous surprise for you.
Morris: Oooh. What is it?
Lawson: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?
Morris: If you tell me, I'll still act surprised.
Lawson: Ho ho ho. You are such a naughty boy.
Morris: Come on, Lawson.
Lawson: No-no-no-no-no-no-no. This is just for you and Alda. You know, a sort of... Hingle-Ferrald... thing.
Through Morris' expression, he resented Lawson's dismissive attitude, but soon shrugged it off.
Lawson: Well! I'd better go get her.
Morris: I'll go with you.
Lawson: (Loud, snapping tone) No! (regaining composure) Heh heh heh. No. Just stay on this rock. You wouldn't want to end up in another mess like you did with Chucko, Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay...
Morris was shocked.
Morris: You know about that?
Lawson: Morris, everybody knows about that.
Morris was meek and embarrassed.
Morris: Really?
Lawson: Oh, yes. Lucky Alda was there to save you, eh?
Lawson was clearly enjoying himself; he put a hand on Morris' shoulder.
Lawson: Oh... and just between us, you might want to sing 'This Old Man'. Hmm?
Lawson started to pull away. 
Morris: Oh... Okay...
Lawson patted Morris roughly on the head, and then moved off.
Morris: Hey, Lawson, will I like the surprise?
Lawson: (Turning back over his shoulder) Morris, it's to DIE for.
Later at the cattle field, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were waiting off at the edge of the cattle herd, hidden under a rock arch. 
Gelman: Come on, Mundy and Skeens. Keep moving the herd, will you?
Mundy: Shut up, Gelman. We're doing it.
Skeens: Be patient, you idiot.  
Gelman: That's it! That's it! Come on, you can do it! 
Then Lawson came, and Gelman made an evil, almost humorous face. 
Gelman: There he is. Let's go. 
Lawson: Excellent, guys! Now attack the ill cow!
Gelman: Right!
Mundy: Let's beat that cow with sticks!
Skeens: Yeah, let's do it!
Gelman, Mundy and Skeens began to beat the ill cow with sticks in order to trigger the stampede. The cow was howling in pain. Meanwhile, back down the gorge. Morris began to sing 'This Old Man'. 
Morris: This old man, he played one. He played knick-knack on my shoe; with a knick-knack paddywack, give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling down. 
There came a low rumble. Morris looked down and saw pebbles jumping. A herd of cattle were coming over the lip of the gorge. Morris was terrified.
Morris: Oh no! This is terrible! 
Morris felt angry, and waved his fist.
Morris: Lawson, you set me up!
Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were chasing the cattle herd, beating them with sticks to drive them over the edge. 
At a short distance from the canyon. Knarf were talking to Alda Ferrald.
Knarf: Oh look, Alda. The herd is on the move.
Alda: Odd...
Lawson ran up, out of breath. 
Lawson: Alda. Quick. Stampede. In the gorge. Morris' down there!
Alda: Morris?
Back down the gorge, Morris kept on running, and then he climbed up a dead tree. Knarf ran ahead of Alda and Lawson, down into the canyon. They spotted Morris. Morris was clinging precariously to a tree. 
Morris: Frank! Help me!!
Knarf: Alda is on the way! Hold on!
Morris was losing grip.
Morris: Hurry!
Alda and Lawson were on the lower ledges of the gorge. Knarf ran back to Alda and pointed out where Morris was.
Knarf: There! There! On that tree!
Alda: Hold on, Morris!
In the gully, a cow rammed the tree Morris was on, nearly breaking it.
Morris: Ahhhh!
Alda ran out into the herd, joining the stampede. Knarf was horrified. 
Knarf: Oh Lawson, this is awful. What will we do? What will we do? Hah... I'll go back for help!
Lawson was annoyed.
Lawson: Oh shut up, Tiny!
Lawson backhanded Knarf, and knocked him unconscious.
Knarf: Oof!
Lawson followed Alda's progress from the lip of the gorge, his shadow cast mysteriously from the bottom of the gully. Alda ran with the herd till slightly past the tree. She whipped around the front of some cow and ran into the herd towards Morris' tree. She got rammed head-first once, throwing her to the ground. A cow hit Morris' tree, throwing Morris into the air.
Morris: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Alda got up in time to catch Morris in the air with her arms.
Morris: Thanks for saving me, Alda.
Alda: No problem, Morris. I'll get you home to safety. 
Alda got hit again and accidentally threw Morris. Morris dodged a few oncoming cows. Alda ran by with the herd and grabbed Morris. She jumped up to a near rock ledge and set Morris down, but was immediately struck by a cow and carried off into the stampede.
Morris: ALDA!
Morris watched in horror as he couldn't find Alda in the swirling mass of cows below him. At the last second, Alda leaped out of the herd and started to climb with great difficulty up the sheer rock slope. Morris turned and started to climb up to the top of the gorge. Out of Morris' sight, Alda reached a point right below a ledge where she couldn't climb due to the steepness. Her fingers were scraping and her hands had no traction. Above her on the ledge was Lawson.
Alda: Lawson! Laws--
Alda slipped and barely hanged on, and she begged Lawson to help her.
Alda: Lawson! Help me!
Lawson looked disdainfully down, and then suddenly latched onto Alda's hands with fingernails extended. Alda screamed, primarily from the sudden pain of Lawson's fingernails, but no doubt also due to the sudden flash of realization. Her expression slowly changed to one of horror as she recognized Lawson's intent.
Lawson: Long live the king.
Lawson threw Alda backwards. Alda free-fell, back first into the stampede raging below. 
Alda: Aaaaaaahh!
Morris was watching Alda hit the ground. Alda and Morris' screams mingled.
Morris: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
BUMP!
Alda had hit the ground, and she was dead. 
Lawson cheered. 
Lawson: Yay! I threw her into the stampede! Yay! No more Alda Ferrald! She's dead! She won't be getting Zola into trouble or framing her ever again
The herd passed. Everything was clouded by dust. Morris bounded to the canyon floor, and he started to look for Alda. Morris coughed.
Morris: Alda!!
Morris' voice echoed. 
Morris: (Quietly) Alda?
A stray cow ran past, the source of the sound. The cow curved around a log further down the gully. Under the log was Alda, laying on her side. She was not moving or breathing. Morris approached the body, and he was hopeful. 
Morris: Alda? ...Alda, come on.
Morris rubbed up against Alda's cheek. The head merely rolled back in place after the rub.
Morris: You gotta get up.
Morris placed both hands on Alda's cheek and pushed.
Morris: Alda. I'll get you home.
Morris tugged at Alda's leg. Again the head limply moved back in place. Morris ran off a bit, obviously very scared. 
Morris: HEEEEELP! Somebody!
Morris' voice reverberates hollowly off the sides of the gorge. 
Morris: Anybody... help.
Morris began to cry, and he turned back to the body. He nuzzled up under the limp paw so that Alda was embracing him. Just then, Lawson advanced through the dust. 
Lawson: Morris. What have you done?
Morris jumped back, and explained to Lawson.
Morris: There were cows and she tried to save me... it was an accident, I... I didn't mean for it to happen.
Lawson embraced Morris, yet still distant.
Lawson: Of course, of course you didn't. No one... ever means for these things to happen. But Alda Ferrald IS dead. 
Lawson was looking with mock regret at Morris. 
Lawson: And if it weren't for you, she'd still be alive.
Morris was crushed, believing his guilt. Another thought "occured" to Lawson. 
Lawson: Oh! What will your parents think?
Morris was still sobbing. 
Morris: What am I gonna do?
Lawson: Run away, Morris. Run... Run away and never return.
Morris ran off blindly, obviously broken. Then Gelman, Mundy and Skeens came.
Lawson: Guys, we did it! We took care of that Alda Ferrald! 
Gelman: Yeah, let's celebrate! 
Mundy: Yeah, no more Alda Ferrald! Hahahaha!
Skeens: I agree with Mundy, Alda Ferrald is dead for good! She won't be getting Zola into trouble ever again! She'll never frame her ever again! Hahahahaha!
Lawson: Okay, guys! Let's play 'Kick the Corpse'!
Gelman: Good idea, let's do it!
Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens started kicking Alda's dead body. Lawson was kicking Alda's face, Gelman was kicking Alda's broken body, Mundy was kicking Alda's head, and Skeens was kicking Alda's bottom. Soon, they stopped kicking Alda's dead body. 
Lawson: Okay, guys. Let's let her dead body rot in the gorge forever. Let's go home.
So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went home. Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's dad was about to watch TV. 
Lawson's dad: I am going to watch the news. 
Then Lawson's dad turned on the TV to watch the news. The scene took place in the GNN News studio, Mort Chalk began to make an announcement.
Mort: This is Mort Chalk. Big Story News. Today was a terrible tragedy. A boy named Erwin Lawson and his friends Leo Gelman, Conrad Mundy and Greg Skeens had released the herd of cattle into the gorge, Gelman, Conrad and Greg attacked the ill cow upon Erwin's signal, thus triggering the stampede to chase Morris after Erwin left Morris down at the bottom of the gorge. Then Erwin got Alda Ferrald and Frank Sedgwick to come over to the gorge, and he got Alda to save Morris. Alda placed Morris on a safe rock. Then she climbed up the gorge to call for Erwin's help. But Erwin had betrayed her, and threw her down the gorge where she fell in the stampede. Erwin was responsible for her death, much to Morris' dismay. Now everyone in Third Street School are going to mourn Alda's death. Anyways, stay tuned because there are more commercials showing up. We will see you after the break. 
Lawson's dad was furious.
Lawson's dad: What?! I can't believe that Erwin is responsible for Alda's death! He's in so much trouble now! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I want a word with him right now!
(We see Lawson's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Lawson's dad: (Scary voice) Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, get over here right now!
At the lounge, Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you throw Alda Ferrald down the gorge?! Now everyone reacted to her death, thanks to you! Especially TJ and his friends, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, Miss Grotke, other teachers and other students of Third Street School! Where did you get the idea from? 
Lawson: Um, um, um... I got the idea from The Lion King where Scar throws Mufusa down the gorge. I took Morris Hingle down to the gorge. Then I got Gelman, Mundy and Skeens to release the herd of cattle into the gorge and attack the ill cow upon my signal, thus triggering the stampede to chase Morris. Then I rushed over to Alda and Tiny Sedgwick to come over to the gorge, and I got Alda to save Morris. She placed Morris on a safe rock. Then she climbed up the gorge to call for my help, and I threw her down the gorge where she fell in the stampede. Then I told Morris to run away and never return so he won't go near Alda ever again. 
Lawson's dad: That was a very bad thing to do! Everyone is crying about Alda's death, because of you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded grounded for a month! This means I am sending you to ToonTown! 
Lawson: No! Please! Don't send me here! 
Lawson's dad: Well, too bad! Let's go right now! 
Lawson's dad sent his naughty son to ToonTown in disgrace, and later they arrived at ToonTown. Lawson was still crying like a baby. 
Lawson's dad: Oh come on, Erwin! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for throwing Alda down the gorge! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Sellbot Headquarters!
So Lawson's dad sent his naughty son to Sellbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Sellbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the office where the Vice President was working. 
Vice President: Welcome to Sellbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Lawson's dad: Well, you see, Erwin just threw Alda Ferrald down the gorge. It was a very bad thing to do that. So I decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Vice President was horrified, and he was upset with Lawson.
Vice President: Erwin, why the crap would you do such a thing? That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Lawson came with the Vice President, and then he entered the cell. Lawson sat on a bed.
Vice President: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Vice President left. 
Lawson's dad: Erwin, I'm going home right now! And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Lawson's dad walked away, much to Lawson's dismay. 
Lawson: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Back with Zola and Elliott...
Elliott: Zola, my girlfriend, what's the matter? Why are you upset?
Zola: Elliott, Alda Ferrald is dead.
Elliott: Who killed her?
Zola: It was no one but Erwin Lawson. Also, I kind of regret insulting Alda Ferrald by her skin colour and calling her the N-Word. Mom was right. People around the world are different from one another and I shouldn't have done that to her, but I can't tell Mom she's dead. 
Lawson found himself back in his room.
Lawson: Wow, that was one terrible nightmare. Being sent to Sellbot Headquarters was just a dream after all.
Mr. Lawson's voice: Erwin, I heard that you made a grounded series out of Darryl Hart and got him sent to the Insane Hospital!
Lawson: It's a good thing I didn't want my girlfriend to have a brother but I must confess to my dad right now.
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