American Cheese (Unnamed Dungeon Crawler)

American Cheese is a joke "healing item" in Unnamed Dungeon Crawler that cuts each of the user's hearts in half. Its description is:
"A crude slice of American 'cheese'. It cuts all your hearts in half, because fuck you."
If used twice, the player can effectively kill themself.
== Trivia ==
* This item is a comical statement about how American cheese isn't real and is generally unhealthy.
* When the player dies from eating American cheese in multiplayer, their death message is "[user]'s blood was replaced with microplastics."
Category:Unnamed Dungeon Crawler
Category:Joke items
Category:Items