Zany Zombie Mystery

The gang take a wrong turn on the way home and run into a zombie scaring people
== Script ==
(We open on the gang driving home)
Rarity:I can't wait to get home tonight.
Snails:And I can't wait to get some food. I'm starving!
Spike:Me too!
Sci-Twi:Hey Big Mac? What kind of a creepy short cut are you taking?
Big Macintosh:Dunno. But it's creepy.
Snails:Like man this is creepy alright.
Spike:Yeah, creepy.
Rarity:Are you sure we can get home?
Big Macintosh:Eyup. But it's the last time I take it, I hope.
Snails:Oh brother! We're lost!
Sci-Twi:Maybe not. Look there's someone up ahead.
(Says that pointing at somebody and we see a figure)
Rarity:Let's ask him how to get out of here.
(They pull up to the person)
Snails:Uh, hello, kind sir, can you show us to the main road?
(It lifts up its lantern and Snails is shocked to see that it's a monster as it moans)
Snails:(OS)Z-Z-Z-Zoinks! A-A-A-A zombie!
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Zombie?! (Jumps into the sleeping bag)Yow!
(He zips it up and Big Mac drives off as the zombie groans and we see that they are at a building)
Big Macintosh:I guess this is the spooky store. I don't know where it is. But I'm sure glad we found it,
Spike:Me too.
Sci-Twi:Well I'd like to know more about that zombie.
Rarity:(OS)This sure looks like the place to find out.
(We fade to inside where they wonder around)
Big Macintosh:Hello? Helllooooo?
Sci-Twi:Hey look, a map.
Snails:Like it might be a clue.
Rarity:It sure is darling, it's about a gold mine up in the mountain.
Snails:A gold mine in the mountains?
Spike:Maybe the Zombie wants the gold.
Big Macintosh:Maybe, but it's the only clue we have.
Rarity:What about all this mining equipment?
Sci-Twi:That's a clue.
Snails:Like I wonder what's inside this box.
Spike:Look.
(He opens it we see shoes)
Snails:(OS)Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here. (Cuts back to them and we see it's more then shoes)And look what they're attached to!
(The Zombie grunts we cut to the gang running)
Snails:Zoinks!
(The Zombie chases them and it runs past a tree and they peak from behind it)
Sci-Twi:We lost him.
Rarity:This place is really creepy.
Snails:And what's even worse is I can't find my bag of Spikey Snacks! What else can go wrong?!
(The Zombie comes back roaring)
Snails:Yikes! Spikey-Doo! Where are you?!
Spike:I'm right here! Open your eyes Snails!
Snails:Oh. I didn't see you!
Sci-Twi:Quiet complaining you two and come on!
(They run and head back to the store and closes the door and the Zombie pounds on the floor)
Snails:(OS)Go away!
Spike:(OS)Yeah, we're closed, come back tomorrow!
(The Zombie is upset and walks away upsettingly and realizes and then gets mad and pounds on the door even harder until it breaks down and then the chase continues and Twilight picks up a lantern and it's an old one for mines and then gets an idea)
Sci-Twi:I think we've solved this mystery. All we have to do is call the police.
Snails:I'll make the call guys.
(Uses the pay phone)
Snails:(Into phone)Hello? Police? I'd like to report a crime. We're in a swamp and me and my friends we're on our way home when we ran into some trouble which is a zombie one. Send help right away please!
(Cuts to policeman)
Policeman:Listen if there's a crime call the Canterlot Mystery Solvers.
Snails:(Through phone)I am one of the Canterlot Mystery Solvers! We're wrapping up the case and need a cop here right away!
Policeman:Alright, alright! I'm on my way!
(Cuts to Snails)
Snails:Like thanks man.
(Hangs up and the Zombie beats on Snails' back and he turns to see who it is)
Snails:YIKES!
(Runs around)
Snails:Like gangway man!
Spike:Runaway! It will eat us!
(The Zombie hollers as he chases after them and he runs after Big Mac and Rarity and the net falls on them)
Sci-Twi:Jinkies.
(Hoists the net back up and they run around yelling and the Zombie tries gibbing them and he tries to grab Snails but he ducks and runs off and some boards hit him knocking him out and Big Mac and Snails pick him up and Twilight unmasks him to really be)
Rarity:Who is this man?
Sci-Twi:This is Zeke Herkins. The owner of the general store. He was after the gold up in the mountains.
Big Macintosh:(To policeman)He disguised himself as a Zombie to frighten away the locals while he dug for the gold.
Zeke Herkins:And I would have gotten away with it! If it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
Rarity:But where's Spike?
(Wailing and other spooky sounds are heard and it frightens Snails)
Snails:YIKES!
(Backs up into a ghost sheet which startles him again and it's Spike underneath)
Gang:Spike!
Spike:Spikey-Dikey-Dooo!
(Laughs and the gang laugh as well)
Policeman:I got him now kids, thanks.
(We fade to them back in the van)
Sci-Twi:Well what started out as a drive home sure ended in a dandy mystery.
Rarity:I'm really gonna need some sleep tonight.
Snails:Me too. And a bite to eat.
(Spike pops up from the back)
Spike:Me too!
Snails:Oh Spike.
(They laugh as we blackout to end our story)