S01E05 - "You Don't Like BJs?!"

This chapter is entitled "Expectations".
== Episode Summary ==
We all breathe a sigh of relief that Hermione is 19 as Snape starts exploring the many parts of Hermione's body.
== Notable Moments ==
* Lyndsay laments the unconventional spelling of her name
* Allie's oil painting of herself riding an elephant
* Allie signs her names with little hearts...still.
* "Erotica doesn't always go the way you planned."
* Mention of Danny.
* "(L): I'll tell you my expectations for this chapter. That people better get naked. Well, they're already naked, but they better get on top of each other! (A): I expect some pube stroking."
* Silken pubes reference
*"If the first time they touch is him licking her temple, I'm outta here." ~ Lyndsay
*Origin of Snape's Erogenous Zones Map
*Belly reference
*Allie's very dramatic reading of Hermione's line
*Confirmation that Hermione is actually 19 and this story is set after the Battle of Hogwarts. One dubious consent issue resolved (power dynamic between student and teacher still an issue).
*Story of how Uber improved Lyndsay's dating life.
*"So Snape's erogenous zones are just temple, chin, and butthole?" ~ Lyndsay
*Emphasis on knuckle kissing
*Reminiscing about Home Improvement and Devon Sawa in Casper
*"With Snape's track record, he could shove it in your earhole" ~ Allie
*Clumsy baseball reference
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