Pilot (SpongeBob and Patrick Transcript)

French Narrator: SpongeBob and Patrick begin to watch their favorite TV show...EVER!
TV Announcer: ...and now, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy!
SpongeBob: I wish we can see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in person.
Patrick: Don't they live at the retirement home?
SpongeBob: Yes, but I mean REALLY see them.
Patrick: You mean like build a giant conchsignal?
SpongeBob: That's a great idea!
Patrick: What is?
SpongeBob: You know, building the giant conchsignal.
Patrick: That's a great idea! Too bad I didn't think about it.
SpongeBob: But you did.
Patrick: Did what?
SpongeBob: Never mind. Hey, where's Gary?
Patrick: Oh, he's with Mr. Krabs, remember?
SpongeBob: Oh yeah.
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
Mr. Krabs: Now, I hate to do this to you, but I'm recruiting you as a secret agent to stop Plankton. Don't let anything I just told you pass to SpongeBob or his friends. Say, you're name is Snaily, right?
Gary: Meow.
Mr. Krabs (points acroos the street) You know where the Chum Bucket is?
(Gary slithers away)
French Narrator: Later, at the Chum Bucket...
Plankton: Gary! Now Krabs is still sending snails? Last year, Mr. Krabs sent Snaily, Squidward's snail, but he failed.
(Plankton points to an imprisioned snail)
Plankton: Today, I'm going to go easy on you with my easiest plot! I'm building a giant ray gun to destroy the Krusty Krab then grab the formula...that could have been...destroyed....Uh say, what's SpongeBob up to today?
French Narrator: Meanwhile....again....
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