Transcripts/Revenge Only Gets You Killed

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Revenge Only Gets You Killed.
King Harkinian is watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
King Harkinian: OAHAHAHA! This shit's funny!
Link: Hey!
Link comes in and tackles the King.
Link: Wanna fight me in space?
Harkinian: Go away, boi! I'm busy.
Link: Right... Masturbating to ponies for fuck's sake!
Harkinian: You've got a lot of nerve, talkin' shit about my show!
Link: Pony fucker!
Harkinian: I'll see you in hell!
Harkinian and Link hop aboard their starfighters.
Harkinian: All systems go!
Link: Let's rock!
Harkinian: Yes!
The starfighters prepare for takeoff.
Link: May the force be with us.
Harkinian and Link engage in starfighter combat. Harkinian immediately takes a few shots from Link.
Harkinian: OAH! You shitface!
Gwonam suddenly flies in with a TIE Interceptor!
Gwonam: Miss me, Harkinian?
Harkinian: What? Who the hell is that? Fuck off, you fat fucker! I'm busy-
Harkinian gets pelted by laser blasts from Link.
Harkinian: OH, shit!
Link: Yeah! I won!
Harkinian's fighter is downed.
Link: Fuck!
Gwonam immediately takes out Link. He then attempts to enter hyperspace.
Gwonam: Squadala!
He crashes into another ship in mid lightspeed-jump and the starfighter explodes.
short beat
Harkinian: Control...Alt...
Shortly after, the episode ends.Category:Transcripts