Chad Pwnhammer

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== Overview ==
Chad Pwnhammer is a defender of Earth, and an all around cool dude in general.
He has long, black hair, bright white eyes with no pupils, and blue skin. He wears a blue shirt, a blue headband, green wristbands, and jeans.
== Biography ==
Born on planet Tekuna in 1989 To Deloris and Lieselotte Pwnhammer, Chad was a positive force to everything around him. Grass would grow brighter just by him being near the roots when they were planted, creatures would graze near him, it was almost as if he was apart of Tekuna himself, but these chosen characteristics didn't bother his parents.
They raised him lovingly, as he grew into a dashing young man, ready to be sent off and away to the stars, promising them they'd hear about his journey one day, before he was off. Eventually, he found himself in the Copernican System. A series of dead planets, safe for a little blue dot like Earth. Chad screwed his landing, and accidentally found himself on Mars however, being a bit embarrassed by his landing as well.
He wandered for a few minutes, soaking up the energy of the planet, and admiring its "burning taste", like drinking out of a bottle with three big x's on it.
He trekked over a steep hill, and froze dead in his tracks. At the bottom of it lay a boy, couldn't be older than 13. Tattered red clothes barely wrapped around his scratched and beaten skin, as he seemed unconscious. 
Chad dashed down, sliding to the boy, and checking him for life, and much to his delight, the boy's heart beat. Slowly, but it was happening.
Chad picked him up delicately, and carried the boy with him to a cave, where he would hopefully awaken. Eventually he did, and Chad was delighted, hugging him tightly. The kid coughed, and asked what happened, but Chad was only interested in his story.
The boy's name was Spiral, and he had been cast out by his planet because of his birth defect. He told Chad the whole thing, and he was very sympathetic.
The two formed a bond over the week, but Spiral's hunger was catching up to him, as he became weaker and weaker. Chad grew worried, but had one last idea. He asked Spiral where the pod he was launched from was, and Spiral told him the general area. It didn't take them long to find it, and he gently placed Spiral inside.
Chad hoisted it into the air, and, began to sprint. He ran like he never had before, screaming with strained muscles. He eventually had enough strength, and threw the bod back into space, toward Earth, jumping after it.
Spiral tried to catch his hand, but missed, as he watched Chad fall back to the planets surface, disappearing into its atmosphere. Spiral began to well with tears, before feeling a poke on his shoulder, and there was Chad, who teleported just in the nick of time.
The two embraced again, as they hurdled toward Earth, never to separate again.
== Abilities & Weaknesses ==
=== Abilities ===
Object Conjuration 
Flashlight Eyes 
Mega Strength 
Sonic Scream 
Super jump 
Light Teleportation 
Hard-as-Diamond skin
=== Weaknesses ===
His kindness can be used against him in order to manipulate your chances of victory
== Trivia ==
* Chad has a Twitch account where he livestreams speedruns of old dreamcast and gamecube games in usually under 40 minutes, or does viewer sent video reviews sometimes with guests every friday.
*The reason Chad is considered "The Ultimate Tekunan" is because he is destined to be the greatest hero from the planet, Chosen by Tekuna himself.
*Sometimes Chad gains pupils for comedic effect in the Comics.
*If Chad was an animal, he'd be a tortoise.
*Chad visits his parents often and his friends are always welcomed back home with him.
*Chad’s Favorite game of all time is DOOM and he has the world record of 10 minutes with a total of 207 playthroughs.
* Chad Watches ALOT of classic anime from the 90s and his favorite films are Jin Roh and Akira.
*Chad's favorite song is Vision One, by Royskopp
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==Overview==
One of the few remaining members of the original Earth Defense Force, Chad still stakes his claim as the Planet's Protector, albeit with a much more chilled out attitude.
He still wears the same old getup. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
==Biography==
After arguably their largest battle yet, the Earth Defense Force took a bit of a well deserved breather. The whole world witnessed what they were capable of, and their greatest looming threat had seemingly faded away, as did global dangers.
Chad took the opportunity to do some self service, getting in touch with his inner self, and unlocking his chill-ness even further, which was thought impossible by most.
Now, while still willing to lay the smackdown on a villain of the day, Chad spends most of his time as a Streamer, Plantkeeper, and Uncle/neighbor to Spiral and Circa's ever-growing family.
==Abilities & Weaknesses==
===Abilities===
Same old same old, just more refined and powerful than before.
===Weaknesses===
He's gotten a bit more lazy over the years.
==Trivia==
*Chad lives right next door to the Crimsal household, with the interior being everything from his room in the Tower, and a few extra empty rooms.
*He cares for a Peace Lily plant, which he lovingly refers to as Deloris, named after its "grandmother". Occasionally, Flora comes over to help Chad care for and Communicate to it as well.
*Chad is always fine with being a baby sitter for his neighbors if they need. While he'd never admit it, his favorite to have over is Dottie, since she gets him out of the house.
*He was the Best Man at both Spiral and Snark's wedding.
*He tried dating for a bit, but just kept friendzoning people on accident.
*He likes to collect minerals, but only hardcore gems and jewels. He's got a fat ruby that sits on his shelf.
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== Gallery ==
File:Chad.jpg|Chad's original look, made by ChadthePwner, his original creator
File:Chadsad.jpg|Another original Chad drawing
Category:Heroes
Category:EDF member