The Maltese Mutt

== Summary ==
Based on the episode of the Filmation TV series The Ghost Busters, two crooks try to contact the ghost of a gangster and try to get the famous Maltese Mutt
== Transcript ==
(We open on nighttime at a spooky castle where it is stormy and we cut to inside the castle where two men one big and fat and one a midget and both who are in white suits with white hats to top it off and they are walking around the house over to the table as the big man wipes his sweat)
Fat Man:The light, my boy, the light.
Rabbit:Yes, Fat Man. (Stands on the chair and turns the light)
(Cuts to the Fat Man)
Fat Man:Ah, Rabbit. The time approaches, and we must contact the spirit of Big Al.
(Cuts to Rabbit)
Rabbit:How true. And then, Big Al will help us to get "the thing".
(Cuts to Fat Man who snickers and we cut back to Rabbit who chuckles and we cut back to scene where they both laugh we then cut back to Fat Man who explains)
Fat Man:This magical crystal ball (Back to scene)Will help us to bring Big Al back from the dark beyond.
Rabbit:And then we shall have "the thing".
(Fat Man starts snickering again as Rabbit chuckles and they both laugh as we move in on the crystal ball and we blackout and fade to the Equestria Girls and the Dazzlings in their tree house with Big Macintosh, Timber Spruce, Flash Sentry, Snails and Winona)
Snails:Boy gang you should have seen Spike and me at the bowling league last night. (To Spike)Right Spike?
Spike:Yeah. Uh-huh.
Timber Spruce:Well if you two bowl like you do mystery solving we're glad we weren't there.
Snails:Oh yeah? Well it just so happens that Spike here scored a perfect game. 300 pins!
Aria:(With soda)Well a lot of people have done that.
(Drinks it and Snails goes to her and says)
Snails:With one ball?
Timber Spruce:We only joined the Canterlot Mystery Club because we wanted to. Gloriosa Daisy says about Camp Everfree being haunted.
Rarity:Bulk Biceps said that there's an old house being haunted by the ghost of a civil war soldier.
Big Macintosh:Hey gang listen to this. Fat Man and Rabbit strike again. The two gangsters dig into the ghostly past to get a mysterious article.
Snails:Like what does that mean?
Applejack:It means we've got work to do partner.
(Spike is eating a whole fish)
Sonata:We turn our backs for one minute and you eat the fish!
Spike:What? It was delicious.
Adagio:Yeah I bet it was. Wasn't it?
Spike:Yeah it was.
Rainbow Dash:Hey, Pink.
Pinkie Pie:Yo.
Rainbow Dash:Will ya get me the file on the Fat Man and the Rabbit?
Pinkie Pie:Fat Man and the Rabbit comin' up! (Opens the file cabinet and finds a file)Aha! Found it! Ah! Here it is!
Big Macintosh:That, the Fat Man file?
Pinkie Pie:Well, not exactly. It's the Limburger Cheese sandwich I lost last month.
(The stench gets into everyone's noses)
Timber Spruce:Ahhh! Gross! Nasty!
Rarity:I think I feel faint.
(Faints and Sonata uses smell good stuff on it)
Aria:Will you cut that out?! Get that thing out of here!
Rainbow Dash:Yeah, get rid of that thing!
Pinkie Pie:Sure, but you gotta admit. Sure clears out the sinuses.
(Throws it out the window and everyone outside are hard screaming and Spike and Winona look out the window to see them all)
Winona:Everybody's running and holding their noses.
Sci-Twi:Pinkie!
Applejack:Can't you do anything right?!
(Spike and Winona look back out at the window and see someone gagging but we only hear the sound)
(Flash goes over to the files and finds it)
Flash:Ah, here it is, the Fat Man's file where it belongs under F.
Pinkie Pie:Well. I was thinking P.H. as in "Phooey".
Rainbow Dash:It says here that the Fat Man can probably be found in either two places. Either the old castle or...
Snails:(OS)Or...(Back to scene)Where?
Rainbow Dash:You're not gonna like this.
(We move into him as he is frightened and we fade to the cemetery as a wolf is heard howling and the Fat Man comes fanning himself)
Fat Man:Qucikly Rabbit!
Rabbit:(OS)Yes master!
(Fat Man turns around as Rabbit comes behind him with a bag)
Rabbit:Master?
(They turn around)
Rabbit:Yes master?
Fat Man:The crystal ball Rabbit!
Rabbit:Yes master.
== Trivia ==
* The story is a remake of the first episode of The Ghost Busters entitled The Maltese Monkey which coincidentally had the title parodying the movie The Maltese Falcon 
* The title is also taken from the ninth issue of the Archie Comics Scooby-Doo second part of the issue