Cats & Dogs/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser ==
== Theatrical Trailer ==
Mr. Tinkles: Hello? Hello? Yes, it's on. Why? Because I can see the red light blinking! I'll just start over. Hello, my puny-minded dog-faced opponents. I'm sure you have wondered to yourselves who it is that will defeat you. [Snickers evilly] It is I! [Laughing evilly]
Sophie: Mr. Tinkles, time for your bath!
Man: Throughout the history of the world, there have always been bitter, hard-fought, bloody rivalries, but none so vicious so brutal as the one being fought for thousands of years in our own backyards.
Dog: 100 million dogs have placed their destiny squarely in your paws get the best agent you can in there ASAP.
Lou: I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking Toto Annihilation. I'm on to you kitty, and you're in big trouble.
Cat: I think not baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble.
Butch: Look out!
Man: Prepare for the funniest full-scale War the world has ever known...
Mr. Tinkles: Our day has come!
Dog: Uh-oh. We've got a bogey. Bogey.
Man: and the unlikely hero...
Cat: Ow!
Man: who holds the fate of the world in his paw.
Lou: I'm a secret agent.
Man: "Cats & Dogs".
Mr. Tinkles: At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? Cats rule.
== Videocasste/DVD Trailer ==
Mr. Tinkles: Hello? Hello? Yes, it's on. Why? Because I can see the red light blinking! I'll just start over. Hello, my puny-minded dog-faced opponents. I'm sure you have wondered to yourselves who it is that will defeat you. [Snickers evilly] It is I! [Laughing evilly]
Sophie: Mr. Tinkles, time for your bath!
Man: Throughout the history of the world, there have always been bitter hard-fought bloody rivalries but none so vicious so brutal as the one being fought for thousands of years in our own backyards.
Dog: 100 million dogs have placed their Destiny squarely in your paws get the best agent you can in there ASAP
Lou: I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking Toto Annihilation. I'm on to you kitty, and you're in big trouble.
Cat: I think not baby puppy it is you who is in trouble
Man: Prepare for the funniest full-scale War the world has ever known and the unlikely hero...
Ow!
Man: who holds the fate of the world in his paw.
Lou: I'm a secret agent.
Man: "Cats & Dogs".
Mr. Tinkles: At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
Man: Look for it on videocassette and DVD.
Mr. Tinkles: Cats rule.