Cavey

Cavey is a caveman, closeted homosexual and the host of the hit animated kid's series Early Sponge. He is the subject to numerous controversies and criticisms throughout his life, most notably: the birth of Donald Trump.
== Criminal activity ==
Cavey has been convicted of 23 different crimes across 14 states as of 2020. The list of crimes and states are as follows:
Year	Crime 	State 	Fate
2004	Sexual harassment, drug possession	California	Served 1 year in county jail and did some community service
2005	Stalking 	Arizona 	Failed to show up to court for final hearing, a warrant is out for his arrest.
2005	Shoplifting 	Texas 	Fined 2,000 dollars and spent 1 year in jail.
2007	Arson 	Kentucky 	Sentenced to 10 years in prison but fled the state, a warrant is out for his arrest.
2007	DUI, bribery 	Maine 	Suspended for 3 years, went to jail for 7 days and was fined $700
2009	Indecent exposure 	California	Evaded arrest, a warrant is out for his arrest.
2010	Conspiracy, contempt of court 	Montana 	Called an idiot in front of everyone, cried like a baby.
If you come across this man, it is in your best interest to report him to your local authorities
== Career ==
Cavey began his career on the children's television series SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Ugh" as himself and sang his hit song "When Worlds Collide" with co-star Tom Kenny. His other notable television appearance is in the prequel series Early Sponge as the host.
Year 	Title 	Role 	Notes
1999 	One Million Years Young 	Himself 	Documentary
2004; 2006–2008 	SpongeBob SquarePants 	Himself ("Ugh")	Actor, writer, props assistant, producer
2004–2009; 2012–2013	The Apprentince 	Himself 	Actor, producer
2021–present 	Early Sponge 	Himself 	Host
2024 	CAVEY'S PRISON PALS 	Himself 	Lead role
2025 	THE JOHN & CAVEY SHOW 	Himself 	Lead role
TBA 	Early Sponge: Dino Nuggets	Himself 	
== Controversies ==
=== The birth of Donald Trump ===
Cavey is the biological father of Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States. This has brought shame to the Cavey family name for decades, Donald Trump and Cavey have not spoken to each other in years.
=== 9/11 conspiracy theories ===
Cavey is a firm believer that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, he presented his case to court in 2010 and was promptly laughed out of the building.
=== Holocaust denying ===
Cavey helped write the infamous book Did Six Million Really Die? with Richard Verrall under the pseudonym Not Cavey. 
=== Sexual harassment allegations ===
As of 2018, Cavey has been accused by 32 women of sexual assault during the filming of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Ugh". He would reportedly grope women and say "I'm rock hard" on multiple occasions and would frequently show up to set going commando, intentionally bending over in front of the ladies to grab a pencil he dropped.
== Allegations of abuse ==
In August 2020, Cavey was arrested and charged with felony domestic battery and false imprisonment in Orange County, California, in connection with an alleged incident in January 2020 involving an unnamed woman he was reportedly dating at the time. Cavey was released on bail, after pleading not guilty, and pre-trial was scheduled for April 27, 2023. Knowledge of these events was not public until NBC News reported on the matter in January 2023.cavey is based
After the charges were laid, multiple people came forward with their own allegations of abuse by Cavey, including claims of predatory behavior towards minors.cavey is a busy boy
D!ck P!x announced later that month that Cavey had been given a raise on Early Sponge due to the charges and his role would be increased for future seasons. Ow, My F**king D*ck! Games affirmed that Cavey had been promoted within the company on January 16, 2023, in the wake of the D!ck P!x news. On January 25, it was confirmed that he had also been selected for the position of the new President and CEO of D!ck P!x after his trial and/or possible prison sentence.cavey is moving up in the world
=== Prison sentence ===
In March 2023, Cavey's trial was pushed to March 2, 2023. He was convicted guilty and sent to a max security prison.cavey behind bars According to D!ck P!x representives this will not effect the Early Sponge series until the seventh season as the fourth, fifth and sixth seasons have already completed filming Cavey's scenes. It has also been confirmed that Cavey will remain a part of the show despite his 69 year sentence.cavey is still employed
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