Interior Decorating (ADWSS Short Transcript)

(The Short opens up with SpongeBob coming into his house with a bunch of wood and Paint)
SpongeBob: Good morning Gare Bear. Oh and good morning to you too viewers at home.
Gary: Meow Meow?.
SpongeBob: Good question Gary. Why do i have all this wood?. Well i'm going to show you all how to master the art of Interior Decorating!. Isn't that fun!?.
Gary: Meow Meow (Gary does a Sigh)
SpongeBob: Oh Shut up your just a Snail!. (SpongeBob puts the wood and paint onto the table trapping his fingers while he does it) Now the first thing to do is obviously not do that. (One of the cans falls to the floor and SpongeBob slips on it when he goes to get his tape measure). And that as well. (Gary laughs hard) Oh like you know better than me huh!?. Sorry about this folks.
Gary: Meow Meow Meow!.
SpongeBob: You know nothing about the fine art of decorating!. Now leave me in piece!!. (He picks up the can and tape measure and puts it on the table) Right firstly i'm going to show you how to build a new shelf to store all of your....
(Gary interrupts him)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No Gary it is not a pile of worthless junk it is a collection of art! (He pulls out a piece of wood and begins hammering a nail to the wood but accidentally nails his thumb) Owwwwwwwwwww!! (Tears come down his eyes)
Gary: Meow Meow!.
SpongeBob: Gary The Snail i have just had enough of your attitude today!. I know what i'm doing!. (He trips up on a paint brush) You....You put that their!!. Bad Snail!.
Gary: Meow!.
SpongeBob: Go away i'm busy!. I'm very sorry folks but this snail keeps on bugging me. Anyways where was i?. Oh yes!. (He get's out a steel bracket and puts it onto the wall but it drops and hits the toe). Not my other toe!!. (Gary laughs. SpongeBob puts Gary out side) You are staying here Mr until you can show some manners
Gary: Meow Meow Meowy Meow!.
SpongeBob: I'm not listening. (he heads back inside). I'm very sorry folks for all this disruption. Now where were we.....
Audience: Sorry we have seen enough. Come on guys, This guy is a Nut Job! (They leave)
SpongeBob: Wait!. Wait!!.We haven't got to the best bit yet!. (The viewers have gone) Oh *Dolphin Noise*!!!!!!!!!
(The Short Ends)
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