Mooner Star

The Mooner Star is a hero foretold by legend. Also known as the Nevereverar, he is believed to respawn once every thousand years to face off against cosmic horrors. A gamer born under a certain sign by uncertain parents would be destined to save the world from a great flood of space jizz.
He may be a total virgin but a lack of pussy won't stop him from fulfilling his destiny to vanquish the Cum Empire once and for all.
== Appearance ==
The Nevereverar is a stout young man with tight pants and a low-res tunic. He is quite tall despite being so autistic. A thick beard made out of what appears to be carpet covered in cat piss lines his mutated jawline. He has elf ears for some fucking reason and he almost never smiles. He has a scar just above his left ass cheek. Why it is there is anyone's guess. His past is dark and mysterious.
He also wears a rodeo belt gifted to him by a clown with an enormous red... nose.
== Personality ==
He is a big fan of Evangelion and it shows.
The Nevereverar is plagued with autism. He simply cannot help himself. He is the first one to debate the merits of Shadow the Hedgehog for five hours straight even when nobody fucking asked. Along with his autism, he suffers from another disability. He is a weeb. The sorta man who unironically watches Re:Zero but not Steins;Gate.
== Abilities ==
A master of verbal attrition, the Mooner Star possesses the ability to summon an unlimited number of strawmen to fight for him. His secondary ability is limitless stamina. He can literally argue with you until the Sun comes up and not get tired.
He is extremely skilled at the art of breaking clams.
== History ==
While on a business trip, Gay Robot first encountered a man named Brandon Man. They met while Gay Robot was plowing the fuck out of Brandon's mom. Just going at it. From the moment they met, Gaybo could see potential in this mere mortal. His autism was strong. His no-scoping skills were epic. He refused to play Splitgate but that's okay. Nobody's perfect. They eventually went their separate ways. Gaybo returned to Ram Ranch never expecting to deal with that human ever again.
When Moai Ur was suddenly encountered by the US Marines and it was discovered that the Cum Empire was plotting an invasion, Gaybo had little choice. He returned to Brandon's mom's house. After spending another steamy night, he then set out to actually find Brandon. Along the way, he discovered the truth. The Prophecy of the Nevereverar. A few tests were devised to confirm Gaybo's suspicion. Brandon was indeed the Nevereverar. From that point on, he was dubbed Mooner Star and set loose to spearhead the defense of earth from the evil Cum Lord α, and in turn, ascend the throne of Jizz Prime and become a Cum Lord himself.