John Gets Sent Away

John’s father said “John, come downstairs! We have a surprise for you!” John came downstairs and said “What is it, Mom and Dad?” John’s mother said “We’re going to have a new baby and you’re going to be a big brother!” John asked “Is it going to be a boy or a girl?” John’s father said “We don’t know yet!” John’s mother then said “Oh my gosh! My water just broke!” John’s father said “We’d better get you to the hospital!” So they all went to the hospital! There, in the Exam Room, John’s father asked the doctor “Is my wife going to be okay?” The doctor said “Yes! She’ll be fine! She’s pregnant! She’s in labor!” So John’s mother was taken to the delivery room. There the doctor said “Now all you need to do is push, push push, push, push, push!” And a baby boy and girl were born. The doctor said “Congratulations! It’s a boy and a girl! What would you like to name them?” John’s mother said “I would like to name them Joseph and Josie!” The doctor said “Great names! Enjoy your new babies!” and then he left. John’s father said “The babies look nice!” John’s mother said “John, these are your new baby brother and sister, Joseph and Josie!” John said “Oh, those babies are so stupid, ugly, fat, old, poor, short, and hairy!” Baby Joseph and Baby Josie began to cry. John’s parents gasped in shock and then they got angry at John. John’s father said “John, how dare you insult your new baby brother and sister with your mama joke types by calling them stupid, ugly, fat, old, poor, short, and hairy! You know that is horrible to say to a new baby! That’s so it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded forever! Let’s go home now!” When they got home, John’s father said “Now say sorry now!” John became very angry and grabbed both baby Joseph and baby Josie! He then threw both babies onto the floor, killing them instantly. John’s father said “John, you bad boy! Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! How dare you throw baby Joseph and baby Josie on the floor! You just killed them! That’s it! I’m calling the cops to arrest you!” John’s mother called the police and said “Hello, police! Our son, John, killed our new babies! So please arrest him! Thanks! Bye!” The police showed up and said “You are under arrest for killing your new baby siblings! Get into the police car, John! You are going to jail for 1 million years!” The police then took John to jail.
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