The Old Tv Creepypasta/Transcript

Written by Joey
Now hello, who am I you may ask, well I am a 23 year old man who has no girlfriend, no job and no life. I was recently kicked out of my parents house because I did nothing but make references no one understood and watched Happy Days. So after being kicked out of my parents house I had no where to go. There was no one who appreciated my old outdated references and unfunny humor about macaroni and cheese being mixed with cherios. 
There was no one................Except for my uncle Jim, yes my uncle Jim who is not Jim Donna from The Castaways, but my uncle Jim he was as outdated and unfunny as I was I would call him Grunkle Jim but he yelled at me saying Alex Hirsh the creator of Gravity Falls would hear and sue us, I wasent sure if he was joking or not to be honest. When I got there he greeted me with a unfunny joke about Arnold Spielberg and John Sebastian, Steve Boone and Joe Butler which I wasent fully sure was a joke. He showed me my room which was a bath tub I asked, '' Is this where I sleep?'' He then said,'' No of course not.'' I then said ''Really?'' He replied with, No of course not.'' I then said,'' But dont you live alone and have 18 spare bedrooms.'' He then said,'' Yes, but I need them for my cursed doll collection, and my Lovin Spoonful CD collection as well.'' I couldnt tell if he was joking so I just accepted it.
He then gave me a tour of the house which was just him Ramble on like that Led Zepplin song. He then showed me his living room and there was a old Tv in the back of it. He said,'' Thats my old TV dont touch it, look at it, eat it, smell it, believe it or breath it.'' Like usual I couldnt tell if he was joking, so I just ended up accepting it. Later that night at 3 am I was awoken by my uncle's yelling. He yelled at me saying,'' Hey nephew that I cant remember the name of come here I need something to put out my cigarette .'' I then went down stairs where he put out his candy cigarette on my hand. Like usual I couldnt tell if he was joking. He was watching static on the Tv and drinking Apple Juice, he then said to me,'' Look this is my favorite part.'' Nothing happened but static. He then said to me,'' Was it funny.'' I couldnt tell if he was joking or not. I then looked back to the far side of the room to see his old tv. He then yelled at me and said,'' What did I tell you about that TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Avoid it like Tuna fish in a Foreigner CD.'' At this point I couldnt tell if he was joking all the time or not. I just accepted it and walked away.
I was super curious of why he didnt want me to turn on the TV. When I was 21 and my parents needed someone to babysit me because they dont trust me because well Im me, so they got my Uncle Jim, he would always tell me not to glue 2 pictures of Lou Gramm from Foreigner together but I would do it anyways and there was no reason why not to. So I waited for him to fall alseep which happened 2 seconds after I started waiting. I then went in there and set me and the old TV up like we where having a date, I then turned it on. When I turned it on there was nothing but static. Just then my uncle woke up and said,'' WHAT HAVE YOUU DONE, YOU UNLEASHED A FORCE SO POWERFUL THAT NOT EVEN FRNAK WELKER AND DEE BRADLY BAKER CAN UNDERSTAND IT. IT IS SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL THAN PETER POPOFF AND JIM BAKKER COMBINED, YOU HAVE UNLEASHED HIM THE ONE AND ONLY.'' I couldnt tell if he was joking or not so I just accepted it. 
Then out of the TV crawlled Lou Gramm from Foreigner. He then grabed a microphone from the Tv and began singing ''Urgent''. Now it makes since why my Uncle Jim didnt want me to glue 2 pictures of Lou Gramm together, he just didnt like Foreigner. My Uncle Jim then said,''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HES SO GOOD, MUST BUY FOREIGNER CD.'' I also wanted to buy a Foreigner CD as Frank WELLker. so I then bought 50000000000 from Lou Gramm and my Uncle Jim bought 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
My Uncle Jim then siad,'' We now will be forced to buy his CD'S of good music forever.'' I then knew I had to stop this, so I grabbed one of his Lovin Spoonful CD'S that belonged to my Uncle Jim. Lou Gramm then stoped singing and started to destroy them. I then grabbed my Uncle Jim and we left his house. As we were leaving my house my Uncle Jim said,'' No my Lovin Spoonful CD'S I loved them more than my family, they were my family.'' I then left with him. Now we live in a hotel. My Uncle Jim still is unfunny and life is pretty decent. I got a job working at the best place in the world............................ Mcdonalds. Its been 3 months since the Lou Gramm TV thing happened. But I think Lou Gramm might still be out there because on my front door I found a Foreigner CD. THE END!
=== Note ===
Please Note: There is a part 2 of this story, for part 2 go to The Old Tv Creepypasta Part 2
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