Ristarpg: Underneath the Stars

== Ristarpg: Underneath the Stars ==
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== Gameplay ==
Unlike normal Ristar games Ristarpg: Underneath the Stars is as named a rpg where Ristar falls into a crevice and needs to get out. But the whole game is an RPG where you get 3 other party members throughout the game. Grey Ristar: A Bisexual Ristar who just wants to get out the crevice and find his lover. Harribo: A kind lion who wants to eat the upper worlds animals to extinction. And Lukemia Larry: Who doesn't want to die. (he dies). Each turn is like FF1
== Script ==
*beggining of game*
(Ristar stumbles upon a big crevice)
Ristar: Whoooo boy it sure would have sucked if i feel into that there crevice, better turn around and walk to safety
Dark Ristar: Hold it right there Hetero scum!
Ristar: Dark Ristar i should have known you put a giant crevice in the earth to try and stop me!
Dark Ristar: That's right, and now i will push you in there whether you consent or not, because i don't ask for straight permission!
Ristar: YOU FIEND!
Dark Ristar: Thats to bad
(A 56 Minute fight scene ensues)
Ristar: (exausted) Man you sure have gotten stronger since last time...
Dark Ristar: Thats right for i have aquired the 7 gayralds and can now become Darkest Ristar, with that i can push you into that crevice! (points to crevice)
Ristar: No it can't be... the Gayralds!
Dark Ristar: The Gayralds!
Ristar: If only i had the anti gayralds to stop you but i guess not...
Dark Ristar: Just as i thought your to distracted with not being gay that you havn't aquired the anti-gayralds to stop me. Foolish star you have sealed your own doom
Ristar: Wait please Don't im afraid of falling!
Dark Ristar: (Transforming into Darkest Ristar) I know. (Pushes Ristar)
Ristar: (falling) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
Darkest Ristar: Now that thats over with i can finally rule this world and spread my gay gas throughout the world and make everyone choke on its fumes until they themselves turn gay enough to breath it MUAHAUHAAHUAHAUHAu.
*When meeting Gray Ristar*
Ristar: You look like me... i thought i saw enough me's last time i did anything worthwhile.
Gray Ristar: I've seen someone like you before as well although he wasn't as straight looking. I liked that, i like both eitherways...
Ristar: ?
Gray Ristar: Never mind that pleased to meet you and your body
Ristar: (slightly abashed) hello im trying to get out of this darned place
Gray Ristar: I can respect that, i can respect many things in men and women equally but i as well would want to leave this place. For my love is not here.
Ristar: Ok you can join me in getting out of here
Gray Ristar: I would enjoy that 50% of my enjoyment.
*Meeting Harribo*
Harribo: (While eating a person) Man it's just not the same anymore *sigh*
Ristar: Whats the matter?
Harribo: (spitting out corpse) I'm just tired of eating freshly divorced children, ive eaten so many it seems there are no more children divorces in the world...
Ristar: Don't worry im sure you'll fine another child in emotional torment to devour soon.
Harribo: You don't need to try to cheer me up, after i ate the divorced parent i went after their fresh emotional depressed children, that was the last one...
Ristar: Is there anything else you'd eat?
Harribo: Well my rampent child hunger is near insaciable, i could go for a fresh sewer child by now...Saddly there is no sewer system in the crevice. So my child lust cannot be quenched... Life is so unfair
Ristar: Hey if you come with me you could go to serface and eat all the youth you desire!
Harribo: Really?
Ristar: Of course!
Harribo: Then sure i'll join you!
Ristar: YAY child eating.
*Meeting Lukemia Larry*
LL: *cough cough*
Ristar: Hello
LL: Hello im Larry Lukemia Larry, pleased to *cough* meet you
Ristar: You don't seem to be doing so good, and look so good either
LL: I have a urinary tract infection and its spreading to my falopian tubes, i don't have much left to keep me going
Ristar: Well on the serface we have many other medicines that could help you.
LL: Really? If so can i join you?
Ristar: Of course!
LL: Hooray i finally can *dies*
Ristar: darn
*Ending cutscene*
Dark Ristar: Well well well if it isn't Ristar and his gang of ungay ungays.
Gray Ristar: I find that offensive you sexy peice of meat
Dark Ristar: Begone ungay (Sprays Gay Gas in face's)
Ristar: Ough it hurts i think im having a annurism
Dark Ristar: Oh no thats not good! Somebody call a doctor
Doctor: Im here what seems to be the problem?
Dark Ristar: This man is having a annurism!
Doctor: Im going to have to perform a X-Ray to find out
Doctor: (opens Ristar and X-rays his blood)
Doctor: Yep thats an annurism all right
Dark Ristar: Thank you doctor (sprays him with gay gas)
Doctor: *dies then becomes gay* man i feel less straight for some reason
Harribo: Oh no you don't (eats doctor)
Dark Ristar: Damn that was my only surviving gay soldier
Ristar: What happend to the rest?
Dark Ristar: They turned gay and died as planned. But enough talk have at you!
(a 100 hour fight scene takes place)
Dark Ristar: fools you havn't realised the gay gas has made me stronger, and on top of that i can still do this! (Becomes Darker Ristar)
Ristar: oh no i forgot he had those
Grey Ristar: He's even more perfect than before!
Darker Ristar: haahahaaaahaahaha you stand none chance
(A 2 hour cutscene takes palce)
Darker Ristar: Ouch you have hit my glowy eye and now i will perish
Grey Ristar: NO my love don't die!
Darker Ristar: (dies)
Grey Ristar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
Ristar: I'll miss him in 5 days or so
Harribo: (Eats Grey Ristar) I finally landed a hit on that Darker Ristar amoungst this gas!
Ristar: That was Grey Ristar!
Harribo: Ah well
Dark Ristar: (revives) You can't beat me that easy. (escapes)
Ristar: Until next time Dark Ristar
*THE END*
== Trivia ==
* In later games it is hinted Grey Ristar survived being eaten, despite them being eaten.
* It is implied in Ristar 6 that Dark Ristar revived by telling god he would call his mom a bitch if he did not get revived.
* Ristar will start dancing the default dance if you enter the konami code, instantly draining all his health in battle.
* Ristar can find shades in the Tower of the future and put them on only making a cosmetic change. This could be how Ristar becomes Sunglasses Ristar.
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