Aliens! (episode)

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Aliens! is the fifth short of SpongeBob's NEW Fanon Wiki. The short was submitted for second season of Spin-Off Kings, with the episode's theme being "aliens".
== Transcript ==
(GraniteToast1992 presents a SpongeBob's NEW Fanon Wiki short for "Spin Off Kings"...)
(Short begins with an Unidentified Flying Object flying through the outer reaches of space, Four Aliens stand in the Control Room)
Alien #2: So, what are we doing again?
Alien #1: Weren't you listening at the briefing? We have to visit the Planet "Earth" and see how the "homo sapiens" that inhabit the planet live their lives there.
Alien #3: But why?
Alien #4: Don't we have better things to do?
Alien #1: Well yes, but our almighty superiors told us to do this and we always obey the superiors.
Alien #3: Hey, I think I see "Earth"!
Alien #1: Well, there's no time to question our almighty superiors' reasoning now, we have a planet to investigate!
(Cut to the UFO trying to land, Alien #3 is at the controls)
Alien #1: Be careful Alien #3, be careful…
Alien #3: I am being careful!
(Cut to UFO moving erratically over it's landing spot when suddenly it gets struck by lightning)
All Aliens: (screaming) AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(Cut to the SBFW Discord where SpongeBob, also known as "FryCookDaBest" and Matchy are talking to each other)
Matchy: ...and that's why people think I clap in class!
FryCookDaBest: That's interesting, but I'll still tell you to stop.
Matchy: Are you kidding me?!
(Suddenly, a burst of energy appears behind FryCookDaBest and the UFO appears)
Matchy: (startled) SPONGEBOB, LOOK BEHIND YOU!
FryCookDaBest: (turns around, also startled) HOLY FLOTSAM! WHAT'S THAT?
(The UFO's doors open up and the four Aliens come out)
Alien #1: (angrily talking to Alien #3) I trust you with landing the UFO and look what happened!
Alien #3: It wasn't my fault, we were struck by lightning!
(Matchy and FryCookDaBest approach the Aliens)
FryCookDaBest: Who are you guys?
Alien #2: What do you think we are? We're aliens!
FryCookDaBest and Matchy: (shocked) ALIENS?!
(FryCookDaBest falls to his knees)
FryCookDaBest: (crying) DON'T VAPORIZE US, PLEASE!
Matchy: Will you stop doing that?
Alien #4: Yeah, could you stop? We're not here to hurt you anyway.
FryCookDaBest: (sniffling) Really?
Alien #1: Of course! We're only here to inspect the "Earth" to see how people like you two live. The only problem is that we were struck by lightning on the way down and now the UFO's systems are fried!
FryCookDaBest: Aww, you poor things! Why don't you stay here while a friend of ours fixes your UFO!
Matchy: Really, you're letting Aliens stay with u-
(We see a montage of the Aliens going around the Wiki with FryCookDaBest, curiously watching all of the shenanigans that happen as Sandy, also known as "Anti-Spandy75", fixes the UFO with Matchy by her side. We then cut to FryCookDaBest and the Aliens returning to the UFO)
Anti-Spandy75: Well SpongeBob, she's all ready to go!
Matchy: Yeah, let's get the Aliens out of here so we can get on with our lives.
FryCookDaBest: (to the aliens) I guess it's time to say goodbye, I hope you all enjoyed this visit!
Alien #1: Well, the things we saw were quite funny such as the point when that "CrazySponge" dude got crushed by that "House", so I guess we did enjoy it!
Matchy: Good to hear, now will you all leave?
Aliens #1: Right, it's time to go and and investigate the rest of this world!
(The Four Aliens get into the UFO, say their goodbyes and fly away)
FryCookDaBest: So, will we ever see them again?
Anti-Spandy75: I don't think so.
FryCookDaBest: Why?
Matchy: I think it's because this shirt is not canon due to it being made for Spin Off Kings.
FryCookDaBest and Anti-Spandy75: Matchy, stop clapping in class.
Matchy: WHAT?!
(FryCookDaBest and Anti-Spandy75 laugh, and the short ends)
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