Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 7; 100th Day in a Row editing!

By Terrarian Pony
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Knuckles:" Wa'sup my wasteland brethren? Welcome back to our totally rad..."
Crowbar:" And totally radioactive broadcast..."
Both:" TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
Knuckles:" Yes, I know it's been a long time, but hey... we got lives too."
Crowbar:" No we don't."
Knuckles:" Nah, we actually don't. We're not even real."
Crowbar:" ... Wait what, now?"
Knuckles:" We ain't real. None of this is real. I'm not real, he's not real, you ain't real, and neither is this broadcast."
Crowbar:" My entire life... IT'S BEEN A LIE THIS WHOLE TIME!?"
Knuckles:" Yeah... we don't even exist, bro."
Crowbar:" ..."
Knuckles:" Anyways, we're here today to celebrate Terrarian Pony's 100th day in a row contribution. That's right, 100 days, in a row, of editing."
Crowbar:" I'm not real..."
Knuckles:" Dude, I am so sorry you had to find out like this."
Crowbar:" Wait a minute... if I'm not real... that means... I can't die. HAHA! I CAN'T DIE! NOTHING CAN KILL ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Knuckles:" The frick?"
Crowbar:" I'm gonna go jump off a building!"
Knuckles:" No wait, don't... sorry to cut it short guys. I'm Knuckles, that was Crowbar. I'm gonna go murder his eye balls before he kills himself. GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!"
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'TIL NEXT TIME...
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