An Awesome Discord Server 2

"An Awesome Discord Server 2" is an episode of Mr. Character's Awesome House. In this episode, CrazySponge and SpongeBot678 hire Mr. Character to moderate the Meme World Discord Server. It was inspired by poy.
==Transcript==
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(theme song)
It seems today
That all you see
Is Good morning USA,
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day,
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face,
And he's shining a salute to the American race,
There's old friends
And new friends
And even a bear,
Through good times
And bad times
It's true love we share.
If fun and fashion are what you seek.
You're always welcome at Mr. Character’s Awesome House.
(Mr. Character is sat on the couch playing a game with SpongeBob and Patrick)
Narrator: In this episode of Mr. Character’s Awesome House we have decided to refrain from swearing-
Mr. Character: What the (censor bleep)?!
Narrator: Nevermind.
Mr. Character: This is bullshit.
Narrator: Daring today, aren’t we?
Mr. Character: Alright let’s play again but this time I will win.
Patrick: OK sure.
We forgot to film the video game footage, just know that Mr. Character loses.
Mr. Character: WHAT THE (censor bleep)?! THIS IS SO (censor bleep)ING UNFAIR! (censor bleep) THIS GAME IT IS SHIT! (he throws the controller on the floor and it breaks)
SpongeBob: I paid for that controller!
Mr. Character: ...oops. OK I’ll pay you for it, how much does the controller cost?
SpongeBob: $69.99
Mr. Character: ...you know these video games can be really dangerous. They can get really violent and I think Miguel and Lukegi swear and have sex a lot.
SpongeBob: MR. CHARACTER!
Mr. Character: OK fine, I’ll find a way to pay you later. Don’t worry.
SpongeBob: Alright that’s the DEADLINE 🚨🚨🚨🚨! Don’t forget...
(Mr. Character is sat with Mrs. Character)
Mrs. Character: What were you thinking? We don’t have $69.99 to spend on a new controller.
Mr. Character: I know. (proceeds to drink expensive wine and then he pulls out his iPhone 11 Pro Max) I said online that I’d do anything for cash but I just kept getting messages from strange looking men asking how old I am. Oh well… (spills wine on the iPhone, breaking it)
(someone knocks the door)
Mr. Character: Who is that? (opens the door, it’s SpongeBot678 and CrazySponge) OH GOD NO! LOOK I KNOW I HAVEN’T DONE MUCH IN THE LAST YEAR BUT LOOK (shows them the cameraman) I AM FILMING AN EPISODE OF MR. CHARACTER’S AWESOME HOUSE RIGHT NOW PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY HOUSE AWAY.
CrazySponge: o
SpongeBot678: We’re not here for that.
Mr. Character: Really?
SpongeBot678: No we’re going to yell at you for that tomorrow.
Mr. Character: Oh great.
SpongeBot678: Listen, we need you to moderate the Meme World Discord Server.
Mr. Character: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
CrazySponge: Do you not remember that time you advertised the Meme World Discord Server?
(flashback from An Awesome Discord Server)
Mr. Character: Check out the Meme World Discord Server, it’s great!
SpongeBot678: Cut.
Mr. Character: Alright what the (censor bleep) is a Discord?
(back to the scene)
Mr. Character: No, not really.
SpongeBot678: Listen, we really need a moderator. People are going crazy in the server. We had to make a channel called “#greg-preganant”.
Mr. Character: I’m not interested.
SpongeBot678: What if I paid you?
(cut to Mr. Character in his room making a Discord account, SpongeBob enters)
Mr. Character: SpongeBob. Uh, hey.
SpongeBob: Hey there. Do you have my money?
Mr. Character: No, but- (SpongeBob smashes a glass of juice on his head) OW! OW! OW!
SpongeBob: Did that hurt? Did that hurt?
Mr. Character: LET ME FINISH WHAT I WAS SAYING! (SpongeBob starts beating Mr. Character up) LISTEN! LISTEN!
SpongeBob: ...alright.
Mr. Character: Now this is Discord.com. (SpongeBob brings out a golf club and hits Mr. Character on the head with it) OW! WHAT THE HELL?!
SpongeBob: You weren’t finished?
Mr. Character: NO?!
SpongeBob: Oh… It’s awkward now, please continue.
Mr. Character: So I am making a Discord account to moderate the Meme World Discord Server and if I do that for the day I will have enough money to pay you for the controller.
SpongeBob: Huh, OK. But this is your last chance. Tomorrow morning is the new DEADLINE 🚨🚨🚨🚨!
Mr. Character: Deal. (SpongeBob leaves) Alright now that I have made my Discord account, let's join the Meme World Discord Server... (dramatic music plays as Mr. Character goes to click the invite link) Where is that music coming from? Whatever. (he clicks the invite link)
(in #meme-discussion)
Yay you made it, Mr. Character!
Jon Arbuckle: WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
PenisMan: How old are you?!
Mr. Character: (in real life) What the (censor bleep) kind of server is this?! (in #meme-discussion) I am Mr. Character.
Jon Arbuckle: Don’t believe it, you can’t just join this server and expect us to believe you’re a famous cartoon character.
Captain Pantspants: @Admin we have a troll.
CrazySponge: o
SpongeBot678: He’s not a troll, it’s the real Mr. Character. He’s here to help moderate the server.
Mr. Character: (in real life) If only I already had the money. (Mr. Character’s new iPhone 11 Pro Max rings, he picks it up) Hello?
SpongeBot678: Hi it’s SpongeBot678, co-owner of Meme World, lives on the Isle of Wight, owns Flipper Critters for the Nintendo DS.
Mr. Character: Yeah, I know who you are.
SpongeBot678: Well I just want to apologize for the members on the server, it’s a (censor bleep)ing mess in there. We had to have a castration in there yesterday-
Mr. Character: WHAT THE (censor bleep)?!
SpongeBot678: Thanks for agreeing to moderate the server today, CrazySponge and I have to go write mEmE wOrLD: teh movai: the squeakquel - another meme world movie now.
Mr. Character: WHAT WAS THE CASTRATION FOR?!
SpongeBot678: Oh and one more thing, this server has no rules right now so if things get really bad feel free to make some rules.
Mr. Character: YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION!
SpongeBot678: Bye. (hangs up)
Mr. Character: Alright, this is fine. This is fine, I can handle this. It will all be worth it when I get paid. Probably should make some rules though.
(meanwhile in the living room)
Patrick: So did you get the money?
SpongeBob: No, Mr. Character has to moderate the Meme World Discord Server to get the money.
Patrick: But I just saw him buy a new iPhone this morning.
SpongeBob: WHAT?! WHY CAN’T HE PAY ME THEN?! (Patrick shrugs) Hmm… What if we help him moderate?
Patrick: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: What if we make our own Discord accounts and raid the Meme World Discord Server?
Patrick: What happens if I say no? (SpongeBob pulls out a shotgun) Alright, let’s raid the Meme World Discord Server.
(back to Mr. Character)
Mr. Character: Alright I have the rules ready, now it’s time to post them.
(in #meme-discussion)
EB’s Dad: So yeah I don’t really think the Meme World fire was that bad.
Captain Pantspants: That’s so offensive, I can’t believe you said that.
PenisMan: Come on, we all have hot takes. You guys know the age of consent right? Well what if-
Mr. Character: Hey guys I have some rules to post here.
Captain Pantspants: Oh yay I love rules!
Mr. Character: OK rule 1. Please don’t spam the chat.
Jon: WHAT?!
Mr. Character: Rule 2. Please don’t post NSFW in #meme-discussion.
PenisMan: I cannot believe what I am reading.
Mr. Character: And finally we have rule 3. Please don’t ping the staff for no reason.
Captain Pantspants: I think this is great, since yesterday’s incident I have been saying that this server needs more rules.
Mr. Character: (in real life) That should keep them quiet. I'm thirsty, I'm going to make some coffee. (leaves the room)
(in #meme-discussion)
PenisMan: Hey guys, have you seen this funny picture?
EB’s Dad: What picture?
(PenisMan posts a picture of EDP)
Captain Pantspants: WHAT THE (censor bleep)?! MR. CHARACTER JUST SAID NO NSFW IN #meme-discussion!!!
PenisMan: What? It’s just a really funny picture.
EB’s Dad: WHY DOES HIS DICK LOOK LIKE A TRIANGLE?!
Jon Arbuckle: Does anybody have more pictures they can DM me?
Captain Pantspants: @Mr. Character
@Mr. Character
@Mr. Character
@Mr. Character
@Mr. Character
(Mr. Character is making a coffee and can hear the notification sound from the other room)
Mr. Character: What’s that? Eh, I’m sure it’s fine. (continues making coffee)
(cut to SpongeBob and Patrick)
SpongeBob: Patrick, have you made your Discord account?
Patrick: Yep.
SpongeBob: Great, now it’s time to raid the Meme World Discord Server!
(in #meme-discussion)
PenisMan: IT’S JUST A REALLY FUNNY PICTURE! IT’S NOT THAT BAD!
Jon: Yeah I can see the humour in it.
Captain Pantspants: .im family-friendly content
.im family-friendly content
.im family-friendly content
.im family-friendly content
PenisMan: Guys look at the picture again, it’s not that bad come on. (posts the picture again)
Welcome, SpongeBob. We hope you brought pizza.
Patrick just slid into the server.
PenisMan: Oh hi new users.
Jon: Hello.
Captain Pantspants: Hi welcome to the Meme World Official Server! My name is Captain Pantspants.
EB’s Dad: Yo!
SpongeBob: (in real life) OK what the (censor bleep) is happening, why did everybody just greet us?! Do they know our plan?
Patrick: I’m going to scroll up. (scrolls up) WHAT THE (censor bleep) IS THAT?!
SpongeBob: What do you mean? (scrolls up) OH MY GOD! OK I GUESS SOMEONE RAIDED THE SERVER BEFORE US!
Patrick: Or they’re just raiding their own server.
SpongeBob: Oh come on Patrick that’s so stupid, why would anybody do that?!
Patrick: Why isn’t Mr. Character banning these people?
(Mr. Character walks back into his room with his coffee)
Mr. Character: I am going to moderate the Meme World Discord Server while drinking this coffee that I just made. (he drinks some coffee then opens up #meme-discussion, he spits out the coffee immediately) WHAT?!
(in #meme-discussion)
Mr. Character: I LEFT YOU GUYS ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?!
PenisMan: IT’S JUST A REALLY FUNNY PICTURE I SWEAR!
Captain Pantspants: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES! BAN! BAN! BAN!
(Mr. Character bans PenisMan)
Mr. Character: PenisMan has been aborted. Now behave yourselves while I report this hideous crime to the Meme Police.
Jon: Do you ever get so dehydrated that you convince yourself that you're gay?
Mr. Character: I am going to kill myself.
Captain Pantspants: MR. CHARACTER, USE TONE INDICATORS!
(Mr. Character bans Captain Pantspants)
(cut to SpongeBob and Patrick)
Patrick: This server is insane, we can’t outdo this!
SpongeBob: Oh but we can...
Patrick: What are you doing? SPONGEBOB NO!
(in #meme-discussion)
SpongeBob: Guys how big is your nose? Mine is 7 inches.
Jon: Mine is really small.
Mr. Character: .
Alright new rule: please do not measure your nose in #meme-discussion.
SpongeBob: So we can do it in #schedule-discussion then?
Mr. Character: SPONGEBOB!!!
(back to SpongeBob and Patrick)
SpongeBob: Aha! It’s working!
Patrick: Let me try something.
(in #meme-discussion)
Patrick: .im daddy pig (censored) elmo in the ass
Mr. Character: PATRICK!!!
(meanwhile on the Meme World Movai 2 document)
CrazySponge: SPONGEBOT! STOP POSTING HELLO KITTY GIFS AND WRITE ALREADY!
SpongeBot678: I just- I just have this really bad feeling that something terrible is happening in the Meme World server.
CrazySponge: o. Alright I guess we can go check.
(in #meme-discussion)
Mr. Character: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
Patrick: What do you mean?
.im scott the woz nudes
Mr. Character: NO! NO! NO! NO!
Captain Pantspants: WHY?!
SpongeBot678: Hey what’s going on?!
Patrick: Nothing!
SpongeBob: Hi Bot!
CrazySponge: o
Mr. Character: THIS SERVER IS HORRIBLE!
SpongeBot678: Ooh I see we have some new memebers. Welcome to the server, SpongeBob and Patrick! Y’know I was expecting something terrible to happen while you were moderating, Mr. Character. But everything seems fine, maybe you should be a permanent moderator here.
Mr. Character has pfft...welped themselves out of existence.
(in the Meme World Supreme Court)
Judge: (speaking to a criminal) OK so you stole a car, drove it into several civilians, killed five of them and caused millions in criminal damage. 6 dollar fine.
Criminal: (gives her 6 dollars) Thank you Judge. (walks off and can be seen stealing another car and driving off)
Judge: Next.
(Mr. Character walks in with PenisMan)
Judge: OK so you committed the crime of… POSTING NSFW IN #MEME-DISCUSSION?!
PenisMan: YOUR HONOUR PLEASE! I POSTED NSFW IN #MEME-DISCUSSION IRONICALLY!
Judge: You have been sentenced to life in prison.
PenisMan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (gets dragged out of the courtroom by a Meme Police officer)
(cut to Mr. Character and Mrs. Character on a beach having a vacation)
Mr. Character: Well that was the worst experience of my life, but at least we got paid for it and spent all of our money on this amazing vacation.
(SpongeBob walks past the lifeguard wearing sunglasses and holding a shotgun)
SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir.
Lifeguard: Good afternoon. WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE A SHOTGUN?!
SpongeBob: I just want to talk to this guy over here.
Lifeguard: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
SpongeBob: I just want to talk to him.
Lifeguard: YOU CAN’T BRING A SHOTGUN TO THE BEACH!
SpongeBob: I just want to shoot him.
Mr. Character: Nothing can possibly ruin this experience. (SpongeBob walks up behind him)
SpongeBob: Where’s my money?!
Mr. Character: Oh it’s….
(credits roll)
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