Annoying Orange: Random Cuts 01/Transcript

(The curtain opens and the title show, "Annoying Orange presents" and the knife sliced the title and the other title says, "Random Cuts.")
(Random Cut #1)
Discounted Candy #1: This can't be perfect. I can't believed that we're have been discounted today.
Discounted Candy #2: Seriously, right? There's nothin' wrong with us.
Discounted Candy #1: Ho, Jim, you don't look pretty!
Jim: (with green face) Ugh, guys, I don't feel so hot.
(Jim pukes out chocolates.)
Chocolate: Quick, guys! Run for it!
Chocolates: YAAAAAA!
(The Chocolates ran away.)
(Random Cut #2)
Watermelon: Hmmm, I guess my favourite fruits to eat would have to be watermelon.
Pumpkin: Dude, you ARE a watermelon.
Watermelon: You don't bet.
(Watermelon chewed himself and Pumpkin looked surprised.)
(Random Cut #3)
Raisin: Het, Steve, it's been every year! What've you been up to, man?
Steve: Oh, not much. Hangin' out on the vine with the gang; same as always. You?
Raisen: Well, I went off to school became a raisen, now I'm in a breakfast cereal.
Steve: Sell out.
(Random Cut #4)
Lime: Hey dude, you ever say a word and suddenly it just sounds SUPER weird?
Strawberry: Yeah.
Lime: "Avocado"
Strawberry: "A-vo-ca-do."
Lime: "A-vo-caaaa-dooooo."
Strawberry: "Aaa-vo-ca-doo."
Lime: Weird, right?
Strawberry: Totally.
Lime: Welp, I guess we should get back to flying the plane.
(The plane's back is on fire, it airs down, the people were screaming, and it crash landed.)
(Random Cut #5)
Appine: Well, my mother was a pine tree and my father was an apple. "Our baby will be a pineapple," they said...
(The screen zooms out to therapist's room with a screaming sound effects, and Apple was filled with pine tree.)
Appine: ...but NOOOO.! Turns out he's just a freak!
(Random Cut #6)
Cherry: Wait a minute. Is that a picture of you?
Milk Carton: Yeah.
Cherry: Ugh, my brain hurts.
(Random Cut #7)
(The corns were running and screaming, because there's a fire n the corn factory)
Carrot: There's a fire in the corn factory!
(The corn on the building were screaming and the fireman appeared.)
Fireman: I'll save them! (grabs the ladder and climbs up)
(The corns were still screaming and they all popped into popcorn. The fireman was tripped by a popping popcorn, the ladder fell down and it killed the carrot and the fireman.)
(Random Cut #8)
Strawberry: "Zucchini."
Lime: "Zu-cchiiii-ni."
Strawberry: "Zuuuu-cchi-niiii."
Lime: Totally, dude.
Strawberry: Welp, back to the surgery.
(Horseradish died and the machine goes to the straight line.)
(Random Cut #9)
Banana: Come on, bananas! Let's form the cunga line!
(The banana were dancing to form a cunga line and the first banana tripped from a banana peel and it died. All 4 bananas were tripped by a banana peel and they died. The screen flips into Mango and Chili dancing with there drinks.)
Mango: Wow, this......this might never end this year.
(The chili went down on the ground.)
(The End)
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