Anger Managment

Mostly based on a scene in WWE.
Uh.. Nuff said XD by DaFish
Boar
Pythonhunter
Sapling
Spine
Slam
Helper: Tan
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== Class One ==
Tan: Hello everyone, welcome to anger management. Now, you all are here because you get overly angry. I am here to guide you on a path to- Yes, Boar?
Boar: I don't have anger management issues. I'm not like the rest of you losers, okay? I'm fine! Couldn't be calmer.
Tan: ... Okay, we are currently waiting on another patient, but we will start anyway.
*A dragonet walks in with a boar mask*
Boar: NO. NO! NO!! WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS? HUH? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I DON'T HAVE A BOAR FACE, I AM HANDSOME!! YOU SET THIS UP, TAN?!?! *turns to dragonet* You listen to me, you little brat! You take that boar mask off RIGHT NOW!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!
*Dragonet takes off boar mask, and is now sniffing*
Tan: This is my friends dragonet, Sunflower.. He's a boar, in his school play.. Sunflower, this dragon is sick and needs help. Okay?
*Boar sits back down*
Spine: It's okay..
Boar: Don't touch me, Spine!
One day later
Spine: Ugh. Scarlet takes credit for everything I do! Every day of the week I work my butt off protecting the Sky Kingdom, and Scarlet always gets the pat on the back! It just makes me.. Angry.. When I get angry.. Bad tings happen..
Tan: That was great sharing, Spine. Does anyone have any thoughts or feelings about Spine's sharing? Boar, how do you feel?
Boar: Oh please. You think your boss is bad? My boss, is my mate, who is needy and never wants to see my DANG MATCHES!! That is a bad boss! She gets to go around skipping, while I'm stuck here with you dragons! Honestly, I don't see how it can get any worst.
Tan: Uhm.. I'd hate to interrupt your sharing, Boar, but the other patient is here. Oh, here he is.
*Slam enters*
Boar: NO!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!! YOU SEE, SPINE? THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASES. THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 
*Slam sits down*
Tan: Thank you for coming.. Is there anything you'd like to tell the group about yourself?
Slam: I want to go to he-
*gasps*
Tan: Great.. Uh, so tell us Slam, what makes you mad?
*silence*
Tan: Please Slam, we are here to help. Please start from your dragonethood? 
Boar: This is a bad idea..
Slam: Well. I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then, I've set a couple of people on fire, and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I uh once electrocuted a dragons eyes. Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Flurry. Let's just say that didn't end well. My real father is a dragon named Jeff who I recently trapped in a coffin and buried him alive. I've been married, I've been divorced, broke up my ex-mates wedding, threw the priest across the room, and for reasons unexplained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing dragons.
*Words aren't working from Tan's mouth*
Boar: ...
*Words aren't working from anyone's mouth.. Except..*
Sapling: Huh. That would make a good book..
Tan: Uh... Before the next class, please make an rage page! Where you share on it why you are angry...
*everyone flat out leaves*
== Class Two ==
Tan: Hello everyone, welcome to anger managements. Boar, would you like to share your rage page?
*Boar holds up a piece of paper that has a big NO on it*
Tan: Elaborate?
Boar: No.
Tan: ... Well, Sapling, you are next..
Sapling: Well.. I was abused when I was younger, so I drew a picture of me finally being free from my evil parents.
Tan: Very good, Sapling.
*Spine holds up a turd*
Spine: I drew queen Scarlet!
Tan: Very..
Pythonhunter: I drew a snake, because they are my only friends.
Tan: Good, good!
Slam: *holds up a blank piece of paper*
Tan: Do you feel blank inside?
Slam: This is how a feel. *throws it into a trashcan, and the trashcan starts spewing fire*
Tan: Okay.. For our next activity, we are going to do trustfalls!
*grumbles*
Tan: Boar and Slam, you are first.
Boar: WHAT? He's gonna catch me?
Slam: I'm gonna catch him?
Tan: Yes.
Boar: NO!! I mean, no.. I'm okay.. Slam, I trust you. *falls back*
*Slam catches him*
Tan: Very good, both of you!!
*cheering*
Tan: Now for the teamwork part, you two will catch Spine!
Spine: Wait what
Tan: Go on, fall back!
*Boar and Slam put there talons out*
*Spine falls down*
*They don't catch him*
*GASPS*
Tan: Uh..
Boar: Did you know I wasn't going to catch him?
Slam: Did you know I wasn't going to catch him?
Boar: I think I finally get you..
Tan: I think Spine needs medical attention, so end of class!
== Class Three ==
Tan: Welcome to anger managements, today we will be working together to make a strategy for soccer!
Spine: Slam with Boar, and Python with Sapling
*Everything is going fine, until..*
Boar: NO, OFFENSE!
Slam: DEFENSE!!
Boar: OFFENSE!!
Slam: DEFENSE!
Tan: Guys, calm..
Slam: DEFEENSE!!!
Boar: OFFENSE!!
Tan: Let's listen to each other.
Slam: DEFEEEENSE!!!
Boar: OFFFFFFFENNSEEEEE
Tan: OH MY GOD, YOU NEVER LISTEN!!! YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *storms out of room*
Boar and Slam: ...
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