Birdo

Birdo is Yoshi's wife. Birdo is also not a bird and looks nothing like one. It also appears in the Mario Shame Super Mario Bros 2 as a freak of nature boss. It shoots eggs out of its mouth because it is a cheap form of broth control.
And no, don't even get me started on the gender, it's like beating a dead horse as we all know about it.
Category:Animals
Category:Freaks
Category:Losers
Category:Guys
Category:Good guys
Category:Weirdos
Category:Maniacs
Category:Idiots
Category:Not a bird