"Dungeon Truck Part 14"

"Markus drives that dungeon truck! Gregor goes on away team. Ashe reclines and jeers." - Dungeon Truck Part 14.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
* According to Markus, imps normally only possess a little bit of magical abilities.
== Quotes ==
* GM: Tango jumps on the truck's controls, and it lurches forward, dodging out of the way of the elemental burst.
* Markus: Dear gods!
* Gregor: Tango! Is there anything you can't do?
* Ashe: Wait. Tango can drive and shoot a gun?
* Markus: You don't realise what this means! This means that Tango has magical abilities! This is--- This is unprecedented!
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* GM: The clairvoyant spell on the surface syncs up with this room with a particularly large golem in it. It floats in the fluid, holding a single gem. Just then, the image in the crystal begins to shake as something bursts its way through the wall. There's a burst of raw, elemental energy, and the spell shuts off.
* Markus: See? I told you--- I told you we'd make it through the wall.
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* Markus & Kyr: Truck-o!
* Gregor: Blow the horn, blow the horn!
* Ashe: Honk! I yell.
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* Ashe: Yes! Crush everything in this place!
* Gregor: But not the coins.
* Markus: Yeah! Now you're getting that truck lust.
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* Ashe: Eat shit, you stupid dungeon! Now crush whatever that thing---! Wait, that's a nice rug. We should take that.
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