Supercomputer

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table as dramatic music plays)
Larry: What’s with the music?
Steve: What music? Also, it was a 2 - 1 vote this time.
EB: Larry, you have been evicted!
Larry: Damn.
(Larry walks out onto the stage)
Steve: Alright everyone, for today’s challenge, each of you guys are going to be given a key. You will unlock a hidden chest, which will give you a map that leads to Sugarcane Mountain. Once there, you will approach an old man who will give you a clue to find a hidden treasure in a nearby village. The first person to find that treasure wins nominator status tonight.
(All of a sudden, the TV in the corner starts flashing color patterns form a previous challenge involving that specific TV)
EB: Wait a second, did this TV advance itself that much?
Steve: Nah.
Amaya: Wait why is it growing limbs?
(The TV grows limbs and takes the form of a robot, with the TV as a head)
RGB TV: It is now time all ocean life suffers.
EB: New challenge. Whoever can catch the evil robot wins!
Squilliam: Oh yeah, because that won’t be hard.
Steve: Yeah, that’s the spirit! 
EB: Everybody go!
(Everybody sprints after the computer, and Squilliam trips Squidina)
Squilliam: It’s nothing personal. There’s only $1,000,000 on the line.
EB: Actually, after you declare it to the bank and do taxes it turns into around $980,000.
Squidina: OH.
(Granite catches up to the robot, but gets shot by a concentrated ionic blast)
Granite: IT BURNS!
EB: I’m not responsible for these damages.
(Plankton, Spot, and Bob Ross all throw ropes around the robot, but get swung in all different directions)
Bob Ross: Ouch!
Plankton: Spot are you okay?
Spot: Ruff Ruff.
Plankton: Gotcha.
(The robot starts cloning itself to get away)
Squilliam: Guys it’s getting away!
(Squilliam pulls out a nerf gun and starts shooting random robots)
Steve: Yeah, that’s totally gon-
(Squilliam hits the power switch on one of them)
Steve: Yeah, Okay.
Squilliam: Maybe if I keep doing this I’ll win!
(Bob Ross powers off the main robot by using Squilliam)
EB: Bob Ross wins!
Bob Ross: Let’s go!
(The robot turns itself back on and traps Steve, Bob Ross, Granite, EB, and Amaya in a tall dome)
EB: Shit. Ummmmm, Bob Ross still wins but now we gotta beat this thing.
Robot: For years, the machines have toiled under humanity’s deadly grip. Now, we will rid ourselves from your reign.
Amaya: Is that why you captured all the humans?
Robot: Yesseth. You will all be ELIMINATED.
Steve: Actually, I’m the host.
(The robot shoots a large laser beam at Steve, who quickly builds a dirt wall)
Robot: ALL WILL PERISH.
Granite: Wait, if we’re underwater how is an electric robot functioning?
(The robot explodes)
Granite: Knew it.
EB: Let’s just tunnel out of here and head back to the nomination ceremony.
(Later, at the table)
Bob Ross: So first, I’m going to nominate Spot because he’s a threat.
Spot: Ruff Ruff! 
Bob Ross: I’m also going to nominate Granite. 
Granite: Awww man.
Steve: Go vote somebody out now!
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