Bruisepaper (CYOA)

Bruisepaper is the Omnitrix's DNA sample of a Dummerhundduhastmichschlechtaussehenlassen from the planet Sulorac.
==Appearance==
Bruisepaper is a small, spherical alien covered in a layer of think, pink fur. He has a black monobrow which covers his eyes, and has two cat-like ears. He has a newspaper which constantly changes its text and images.
Bruisepaper wears the Omnitrix on a wristwatch on his right wrist.
==Personality==
Bruisepaper has the personality of an old, crotchety man who has to put his two cents into everything he reads, whether others want him to or not.
==Powers==
*Bruisepaper's constantly shifting newspaper allows him to access any information within the galaxy he currently resides in.
*Bruisepaper can speed read his newspaper if he so desires.
*Bruisepaper can use his newspaper to whack opponents, which is surprisingly effective.
==Weaknesses== 
*Bruisepaper is non-combative outside of his newspaper.
*Bruisepaper's personality can get in the way of being used effectively, mostly due to his constant need to commentate over what he reads, or his semi-volatile nature causing him to whack allies with his newspaper.
==Etymology== 
*Bruisepaper's name is a play on "newspaper" and "bruise."
*Bruisepaper's species name is German for "Stupid dog, you made me look bad!", a nod to Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly Dog, who was commonly seen reading a newspaper and has a similar personality to Bruisepaper.
*Bruisepaper's planet name is the reverse spelling of Coralus, a nod to Johann Coralus, the German inventor of the first weekly newspaper. This is also why his species name is German.
==Trivia==
*Bruisepaper's newspaper shows images of:
**Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
**Bigfoot, often nicknamed "Patty," from the Patterson-Gimlin film
**Ignacius Baumann as he appears in RWBY: Grimm Force
**Roman Torchwick from RWBY, specifically his Ben 10: Omniverse edit
*Bruisepaper's personality is somewhat based off of Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets.
*Bruisepaper's monobrow covering his eyes is a fairly common trope, but it is specifically an homage to Tim Lockwood from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Massimo Marcovaldo from Luca.