Transcripts 1999-10

Transcripts from October 1999 strips.
==October 4==
Panel 1Richard and Anne are sitting in a field. A high white cliff (Dover?) and a farm is in the background.Anne: This is beautiful Richard. It was a really good idea of yours to get out of town for the day.Panel 2The camera rotates to view Anne and Richard closely from the side. Anne is wearing a blue midriff, and Richard is wearing a "dead smiley face" shirt.Richard: Well you don't often get days like this in October so I thought we should make the most of it. Give it up for global warming that's what I say!Panel 3Anne and Richard look up when they hear a loud "BANG! BANG!" Richard seems more startled than Anne does.Panel 4They are looking into the distance, neither amused.Richard: Did I just see Norman and Kingston gettnig chased by a really pissed off farmer with a shotgun?Anne: Yes.Panel 5Anne nuzzles close to Richard, her head under his chin and his arm around her shoulder.Richard: Well we could go and help them and get shot at OR we could make out in the long grass over there.Anne: You can always get new roommates so I'll have the latter.
==October 11==
Panel 1Richard and Kingston are sitting on the couch, smoking joints and laughing, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" Richard is wearing a smiley face with sharp teeth sweater, while Kingston is topless and hatless.Panel 2They are still laughing "HAHA BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA" and have tears coming out of their eyes.Caption: Five minutes later...Panel 3They still have tears running down their faces but are starting to calm down, laughing, "HA HUH HUH HUH HUH AAAAAA..."Caption: Ten minutes later...Panel 4Richard looks at Kingston, who looks back with a tear still rolling down his face.Richard: Hay Kingston, what was so funny?Kingston: I can't remember.
==October 18==
Panel 1Television with an evil version of the ITV Meridian logo on it.Broadcast: And to conclude the TV hell hour on Meridian, two really fat and hideously ugly women fight over something that looks like it just escaped a vivisection clinic while the pompous show host stirs the shit from the safety of his jeering, lobotomised audience. And after the Jerry Springer show...Panel border: F I Z Z S TPanel 2'Panel 3Telly now shows the BBC 2 logo with snow blowing off of it.Broadcast: And now on BBC 2, a five year old episode of the Simpson's you've seen at least ten times before on this channel alone while on BBC 1 the news which has been dumbed down so gibbons can understand it while I laugh myself sick because you have to pay for this shit or we'll confiscate your telly and slap you with a fine! Ha ha!Panel border: K R A C KPanel 4Norman is glaring at the telly, which has been busted open with an axe. Richard is shouting at Norman in anger.Richard: I know it's a load of shite but why can't you use the f**king off switch?
==October 25==
Panel 1Extreme close-up of Anne shuddering slightly with her eyes closed, making "Umph! Ah!" sounds.Panel 2Anne is now leaning back, a grin on her face. She appears to be topless.Anne: Uh! Faster Richard! Oh that's it!Panel 3Anne has her mouth open in pleasure.Anne: Uh! Left a bit, a bit more. Auuuurrgh!Panel 4The camera zooms out to show Anne and Richard on the couch, Anne wearing a green midriff and Richard wearing a "smiley face with sharp teeth" sweater. Richard is "SCRATCH SCRATCH"-ing Anne's left ear.Richard: I've never met anyone who gets such a kick out off an ear scratching.Anne: Shut up and keep going!"
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