Meat Puppet Saves Universe

an adventure starring Ava, Lori, and Kit.
==Tweet-Length Episode Description==
What kind of world has lazer bears, werewolves, skyrates, and a “hero” run by three gods? A game world within a game world! Join Ava, Lori, and Kit on this meta-adventure where things get real weird real fast. 
==Non Player Characters==
*Ernest The Designer
*Trevor Thegreat
*Tim Horton
*Vicious Ichor
*Nelson Rick
*(please create an entry for the mayor with a first and last name for her)
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==Plot Summary==
The episode opens in some sort of liminal, extraplanar office space, with an eldritch being tinkering away with something fragile in its clutches. Suddenly a door bursts open an in comes another being, surprising the first and forcing it to drop whatever it was holding. The second being insults the first quite a bit and the scene fades out.
The three FBK guild members, Kit, Ava, and Lori, start off by sharing a dream state, each seeing things that disturbed them. In Ava's case, it was sweet things and children. In Lori's, it was being chased and gnawed on by a bobcat. And for Kit, it was having to speak publicly about something he had no notes for to an audience of judgey ghosts. In this dreamscape, an inviting void appears, drawing each adventurer into the darkness...
After waking up in their respective homes (or bins, in Lori's case), the three head to the guildhall, where a large number of ghosts have surrounded the building. Parked outside is a large carriage, pulled by hell-horses. It seems someone important has come to visit. Inside they are greeted by the same void from their dream, which forms into a Cthulu-like being, The Designer. [Note: this is the same being from the opening scene]
The Designer explains that he designs realms, and that his newly-created realm (only comprehensible by the three as a ball of pure light) has gone wrong somehow-- the idea being that souls are inserted into one end, they go on a journey, learn a lesson (yadda yadda yadda), and leave again. For whatever reason, something is stopping souls from leaving. The Designer asks the adventurers to travel into his realm and fix the problem, promising them godhood for their assistance. 
Evidently overwhelmed by this prospect, the three ask for alternative remuneration. Ava asks for her own realm, designed to her specifications. Lori asks for a gold bar, and Kit asks for someone to stand in line at the DMV for him (he has to apply for leg extensions in order to be able to drive a carriage, and this requires a lot of paperwork). The Designer agrees to their terms, and the three dive in.
The first thing they come across is some sort of space within a space, where the creation of heroic archetypes takes place. Yes, it's a character creation screen. The three, taking on the roles as the gods of tricks (Lori), change (Ava) and Tinkering (Kit), create their hero, Trevor Thegreat [the meat puppet of the episode]-- who has very low intelligence and a laser bear named Tim Horton [courtesy of Kit's command console] for company.
Trevor begins his adventure in the sky, on the deck of a skyrate ship (basically sky pirates, you get it). Tim Horton does a sweet superhero landing, followed by Trevor. At this point, the three adventurers possess different aspects of the scene: Ava possesses the pirate captain, Kit possesses the ship itself, and Lori possesses the mould inside the ship's bread (and, by extension, the mould in the pirates' stomachs). Ava-Pirate explains to Trevor that she was in love with the local Mayor, but has competition for the mayor's affections with a local werewolf, and asks Trevor to remedy the situation as his first hero's quest.
Ever one for efficiency, Kit spawns the werewolf in, along with a few others for good measure, so that Trevor can kill the captain's competition nice and quickly. The lead werewolf claims they don't mind being killed, but asks Ava-Pirate to promise not to harm the other werewolves. Ava-Pirate promises that she won't harm the werewolves, winking at the ship-- which, if you remember, is possessed by Kit.
Ava-Pirate then stabs the lead werewolf with a mouldy loaf of bread and lets the mould (Lori) do its work. Afterwards, Kit goes back into the commands and sticks every PC's boots to the ship before flipping the whole thing upside down, dropping all the werewolves to gravitationally-powered ends.
Hero's quest "completed", the team fly the Kit-ship to investigate the barrier preventing souls from leaving the realm. Trevor touches the barrier, recoils in pain, and begins glowing. This summons him (and Tim Horton) to the final boss fight with The Dark One, and proceeds to save-scum his way to victory, whilst the three watch his progress via his quest log.
With The Dark One defeated, Kit sets about debugging the universe. Discovering the whole thing was in safe mode (and therefore closed to network traffic), he sets it to reboot in normal mode-- but not before hard-coding Tim Horton the laser bear into the world as some sort of maple-scented sky cop.
Safely ejecting themselves from the world, The Designer thanks the adventurers for their efforts and provides them with their requested rewards: Ava, the promise of a realm of her own; Lori, a gold bar; Kit, an automaton that can stand in lines for him, answer the door, and do the paperwork that causes him anxiety.
The End!
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