The Girl In The Canoe

Come in!  Come into my CASTLE kids.  I, CREEPS, have PRESCARED a DIE-A-BOLICAL DISH for you.  Heh-Heh, it's about a group of FIENDS, who find a mysterious girl in a canoe out, on a lake!  I call it...
On the shores of Mallard Lake up, in the wilderness of southeast-Canada, three teenage boys and three teenage girls, were fishing back in November of 1952.  "You boys brought us out here on a really cold day" one of the girls said.  "Do you hear that Jeff?" one of the boys replied, asking another one.  "Yeah, Fred, we bring our girls on a date and one of them is complaining" Jeff replied to him.  "Can you believe this, Daniel?" Jeff asked the third boy.  "Well, it is cold Jeff!" Daniel answered.  The girls dropped their fishing-lines and walked into a small cabin.  "Now, look at that.  Women will be women!" Jeff said.  "Yeah" Daniel and Fred agreed.  That evening, the boys spotted an old canoe out, on Mallard Lake.  There was a teenage girl in it.  Her skin was glowing a pale-white, along with her straight, short-hair.  She appeared to be wearing a light-brown dress.  The girl's eyes seemed to glisten and glow-white as well.  Fred, Daniel and Jeff were sitting on rocks around a campfire, looking at her.  "Who the heck is that?" Jeff asked.  The old canoe moved quietly along the water, sailing down, under the light of the moon.  The girl in the canoe was a phantom.  
Fred, Jeff and Daniel gasped in fright, as the ghost shrieked at them in a high-pitched voice.  The canoe sailed to the shore of Mallard Lake and the boys jumped up, peering directly at the ghost.  The specter of the teenage girl shrieked in a loud, high-pitch.  The guys screamed and ran into the cabin.  Their girlfriends were sitting around the table by the lit-fireplace, playing bingo.  "About time you boys came in" one girl said to Jeff, Daniel and Fred.  "There's like a ghost out there in an old canoe!!" Daniel replied.  As the girls laughed, Jeff ran out, to Mallard Lake, finding only a rotting skeleton in a light-brown dress, lying in the old canoe by the shore.  
There are NO BONES ABOUT THAT ENDING, eh, Kiddies?  Just a WHOLE SKELETON heh-heh-heh-heh!  Well, I guess that phantom's really going GHOST TO GHOST on lakes.  Until next ISSUE, BEAST WISHES to you Kids ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!