Scythe of Death, Part Two

Scythe of Death, Part Two is the twenty-sixth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on October 16, 2019, and was written by FireMatch.
== Transcript ==
Crazy: So what’s your solution, Jasbre?
Jasbre: What? Sorry, I was thinking of making more stupid fapinclass jokes again.
Crazy: o. What’s the solution?
Jasbre: Well…
(Cut to Ingot setting up a port-a-potty that secretly has poisonous gas in it)
Ingot: Ha! They’ll never notice.
Ian: This is genius.
Ingot: Indeed.
Ian: Screw the forest fire, now this is what we needed.
Ingot: Indeed.
(They hear a loud quacking noise)
Ingot: Oh no, not again!
Ian: The giant duck?! But how?
Crazy: And the giant duck has brought a friend with him. Not me, you idiots, the giant Hoopla!
Giant Hoopla: HOOPLA! (it creates a sonic boom and shakes the ground)
Ingot: I think I’m gonna faint.
Ian: Come on Ingot, we can do this. Don’t lose hope.
Ingot: But… there’s two of them now.
(The giant duck gets scared by the sonic boom and runs away)
Ingot: One now, but it’s a goddamn Hoopla!
Ian: Come on, it’s just a stupid green fish. How bad could it possibly-
(Travis is seen being stepped on by the giant Hoopla)
Travis: STOP STEPPING ON ME, [censored]. IT’S A METAPHOR!
Giant Hoopla: HOOP DA WOOP! (squashes Travis, leaving only his hoodie behind)
Ingot: No! Not again! (Travis is seen next to him, fully naked)
Travis: What did I miss?
Ingot: I did NOT need to see that. Actually I can’t, I need a microscope.
Travis: Damn fools.
Ingot: Look out! (Some Fanonland citizens are seen with slingshots)
Granite: Eat granite, fools! (shoots a piece of granite at Travis, which hits him right in the chest)
Travis: If only you could hit me that hard in bed!
Granite: (groans)
Cici: Eat shit! (tries to shoot a pebble at Ian, but hits his house instead, which manages to crumble down on impact) HOW?!
Ingot: You see? This is what you get for being such damn fools.
Travis: Tim would be very proud.
Ingot: Indeed he would be, Travis.
Ian: (makes the Patrick orgasm emoji face)
Alt: Hi guys I’m bac- WHAT THE?!
Matchy: Wow you missed a lot.
(11 minutes later)
Matchy: And that’s what’s happening right now.
Alt: Wow. Okay, I think I got all that.
Ingot: Alt is a damn fool too. Let’s get him.
Ian: With pleasure.
Travis: My Alvin hoodie!
Giant Hoopla: HOOPLA! (it picks up the hoodie laying on the ground and rips it in half)
Travis: NOOOOO! TIIIIIIM!
Giant Hoopla: Who’s Tim? Anyway, HOOPLA!
Ingot: Alright, this is getting us nowhere. Time for THE FINAL SOLUTION.
Ian: Why did you give it that name? It’s horrible.
Ingot: Thanks, I thought of it myself.
Ian: Sure you did.
Ingot: Indeed. Anyway, let’s carry on with this thing.
(Episode ends as Ingot pulls a tiny orb out of his pocket, while Travis is singing an Alvin and the Chipmunks song off-key)
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