Walani/Quotes

This page lists Walani's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
==Walani==
=== Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "I could cut trees with this... But I'd rather not."
* Luxury Axe- "That's one treasury tool."
* Shovel- "Ugh, digging..."
* Regal Shovel- "I'm digging this fancy shovel."
* Pickaxe- "My back hurts just looking at it."
* Opulent Pickaxe- "I picked a good one."
* Razor- "You're not coming near my legs!"
* Hammer- "Smashing stuff *sounds* like work, but it's pretty fun."
* Pitchfork- "Looks like some kind of trident."
* Feather Pencil- "Lightweight. I like it."
* Brush- "Brushing beefalo hair is so relaxing."
* Saddle- "That looks comfortable."
* War Saddle- "A saddle fit for a queen."
* Glossamer Saddle- "It's like riding a wave only hairier."
* Saddlehorn- "Oh, that'll help getting the saddle off."
* Salt Lick- "Salt makes everything taste better. Even salt."
====Shipwrecked====
* Machete- "What a hack job."
* Luxury Machete- "I can hack in style."
====Hamlet====
* Shears- "What am I supposed to do with these?"
=== Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire (upon being built and normal)- "My cozy campfire!"
* Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Oh, sweet enemy of darkness."
* Campfire (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
* Fire Pit (high)- "So much bright!"
* Fire Pit (normal)- "Could be better, could be worse."
* Campfire (low)- "I think it needs some energy!"
* Fire Pit (low)- "It's barely doing its job."
* Campfire (embers)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
* Fire Pit (embers)- "This fire is tired."
* Campfire (out)- "Well, that's that."
* Fire Pit (out)- "It's taking a break."
* Torch- "Take that, night!"
* Miner Hat- "Another job I hope to never do."
* Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
* Lantern- "It really lightens the mood."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I'm not really sure how this thing works."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "The fire is doing it's job."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "My cozy campfire!"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I think it needs some energy!"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
* Moggles- "I CAN SEE ALL!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Chiminea (all stages)- "Stay safe from the howling winds, precious light!"
* Bottle Lantern- "This will keep the dark away."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Oh, sweet enemy of darkness."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "So much bright!"
* Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "This fire keeps on lickin' and tickin'."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's barely doing its job."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "This fire is tired."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It's taking a break."
* Tar Lamp- "Will this fit on a surfboard?"
* Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "I taught the fire how to surf."
* Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "That thing's working waaaay too hard."
* Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Don't strain yourself, fire."
* Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's okay, fire. You can take a rest if you want."
* Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It looks totally pooped."
* Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "I guess it needed a rest."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Candle Hat- "Sweet. Now my hands are free."
* Cowl- "Kinda grody."
=== Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "To haul my stuff around."
* Piggyback- "Was it worth it?"
* Bird Trap- "I can catch myself a birdy buddy with this."
* Bug Net- "Maybe I could pass an afternoon catching butterflies."
* Fishing Rod- "Have rod will travel."
* Straw Roll- "For nap time!"
* Fur Roll- "For a more comfortable nap time!"
* Tent- "A cool, dry place to catch some Zzz's."
* Trap- "Catch me a beach breakfast!"
* Honey Poultice- "I can patch myself up with this!"
* Healing Salve- "It helps me live a little."
* Umbrella- "Keep off, elements!"
* Compass-
** N- "North-ish?"
** S- "South-ish?"
** E- "East-ish?"
** W- "West-ish?"
** NE- "Northeast-ish?"
** SE- "Southeast-ish?"
** NW- "Northwest-ish?"
** SW- "Southwest-ish?"
* Compass (generic)- "How do I use this thing again?"
* Bundling Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
* Bundled Supplies- "Huh. Somehow it's less heavy like this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "Keeps my snacks chill."
* Luxury Fan- "An artificial ocean breeze."
* Siesta Lean-to- "I could use a snooze."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "That would be improper napping form."
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Sleeping right now seems kinda dangerous."
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Foooooooooooooood..."
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "It's a bit too cavey around here for a siesta."
* Tent (burnt)- "Great! Just great..."
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rest in peace."
* Thermal Stone- "It's rock temperature."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Refreshing."
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's icy!"
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's a little toasty."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's warm and glowing."
* Pretty Parasol- "This should keep me almost dry."
====Shipwrecked====
* Thatch Pack- "For when my pockets are full."
* Booty Bag- "Booty in the back."
* Sea Sack- "Squishy."
* Tropical Fan- "Sweet relief."
* Silly Monkey Ball- "What's that little dude? You want me to throw you?"
* Tropical Parasol- "My own pint sized palm tree."
* Anti Venom- "This'll make the sickness go away."
* Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "It's like indoors, but outdoors."
====Hamlet====
* Bug B'Gone- "For those bugs that bug me."
* Bird Whistle- "Here birdy birdy."
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "I could cook stuff with that."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "If I watch it it'll never boil."
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Food incoming!"
* Crock Pot (finished)- "I cooked something. Yum!"
* Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
* Bee Box- "That box has bees in and around it."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "Get to work, bees."
* Bee Box (some honey)- "Looks like the bees made me some honey!"
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's overflowing with sweet, sweet honey!"
* Farm- "Looks like manual labor to me."
* Farm (growing)- "I hope it's organic."
* Farm (finished)- "Can I get to the eating part now?"
* Farm (needs fertilizer)- "That shrub could use some grub."
* Ice Box- "A constant reminder to keep it cool."
* Drying Rack- "This rack could use some meat."
* Drying Rack (drying)- "See you later water."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "That's some good looking jerky."
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "The food might taste a bit burnt."
* Bee Box (burnt)- "Maybe the bees did some redecorating?"
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It's toast!"
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Water doesn't make things dry."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "Your days of jerkying are over."
* Bucket-o-poop- "Ground food."
====Shipwrecked====
* Mussel Stick- "They glop to it."
* Mussel Bed- "I should plant it before the poor things dry out."
* Fish Farm (empty)- "I guess I gotta find fish eggs now. Oof."
* Fish Farm (growing)- "C'mon fish! I'm an "instant gratification" kind of gal."
* Fish Farm (one fish)- "Hey lil dude! Welcome to the farm!"
* Fish Farm (two fish)- "Aw, my fish has buddies!"
* Fish Farm (three fish)- "It's looking like a real party in there!"
* Fish Farm (four fish)- "Do I really have to eat them?"
====Hamlet====
* Sprinkler- "Does all my watering for me."
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "I wish you were a do-all-the-work-for-me machine."
* Alchemy Engine- "I still feel like I'm doing most of the work here."
* Thermal Measurer- "Why put numbers on what you can feel?"
* Rainometer- "Tells me when to paddle in."
* Lightning Rod- "It's powered by electricity."
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's fully energized!"
* Gunpowder- "It goes boom."
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Ugh, do I have to build you again now?"
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Not much use to me now."
* Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess you didn't see that coming."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's out cold."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling it on!"
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It needs some juice."
* Electrical Doodad- "Thingy what does the science!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Sea Lab- "In the middle of the ocean and I still have to do stuff!"
* Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "Chillin'."
* Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Super chillin'."
* Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Not so chillin'."
* Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "Little bit of illin'."
* Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Illin'."
* Quacken Drill- "This is not a drill! Wait, it totally is."
====Hamlet====
* Smelter- "I'll just let that do all the work for me."
* Oscillating Fan- "A nice breeze."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "Well, that looks like a lot of busywork."
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "For stabbing problems."
* Ham Bat- "I can fight food with food."
* Boomerang- "They say if you love something, you should let it go."
* Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Stop hitting yourself, Walani."
* Blow Dart- "Do I have to shoot someone with it?"
* Sleep Dart- "(Sometimes I use it for naps.)"
* Fire Dart- "A real quick way of lighting a firepit when no one's looking."
* Football Helmet- "I feel like I could tackle anything."
* Grass Suit- "Doesn't seem all that sturdy."
* Log Suit- "I hope the attacker doesn't have an axe."
* Marble Suit- "That's just overkill."
* Bee Mine- "It's like a confetti bomb. But bees."
* Tooth Trap- "Ooh that looks nasty!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "This armor is so hot right now."
* Morning Star- "That's one gnarly-lookin' whacker."
* Weather Pain- "I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end."
====Shipwrecked====
* Poison Spear- "Anybody want a sick day?"
* Poison Dart- "Not good for party tricks. I learned the hard way."
* Coconade- "Just holding it makes me feel powerful."
* Coconade (lit)- "This will make a big splash!"
* Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Seems a little aggressive."
* Cutlass Supreme- "It's been awhile since I held one of these."
* Horned Helmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my ponytails."
* Seashell Suit- "The ocean will protect me!"
* Limestone Suit- "Seems maybe too study."
* Cactus Armor- "How will I hug trees in this?"
====Hamlet====
* Halberd- "You could poke an eye out on this thing!"
* Cork Bat- "Pretty lightweight."
* Weevole Mantle- "Ew. It's all creepy-crawly."
* Mant Mask- "Sorry bug-dude."
* Mant Suit- "Nice threads!"
* Fancy Helmet- "Keeps my noggin safe."
* Tin Suit- "I feel like a soda can."
* Blunderbuss- "A bit of overkill."
=== Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "I need to get a birdy buddy."
* Birdcage (occupied)- "I hope my birdy buddy is happy."
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "My birdy buddy must've been sleepy."
* Pig House- "Where the pigs kick back and relax."
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "How do they all fit in there?"
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Turn it back on! PLEASE!"
* Rabbit Hutch- "A decent enough place to live."
* Hay Wall (held and placed)- "Better than no wall..."
* Wood Wall (held and placed)- "Knock on wood this keeps stuff out."
* Stone Wall (held and placed)- "Seems strong..."
* Chest- "Treasure!"
* Sign- "Hang ten!"
* Potted Fern- "It can no longer grow free."
* Mini Sign (held)- "I'm getting tired of carrying this around."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "I could doodle on this."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Nice drawing."
* Wood Fence (held)- "You mean I gotta build it myself?"
* Wood Fence- "You can't fence me in, dude."
* Wood Gate (held)- "I may need a nap after building this."
* Wood Gate- "The way in and the way out."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "Hope they had insurance."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Aw. The bunnies lost their home."
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "Not surprising... it was made out of hay..."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "It was wood after all..."
* Chest (burnt)- "Nooooo! Goodbye shiny, shiny treasure..."
* Scaled Chest- "What did I get?!"
* Sign (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sand Castle- "I feel like a kid again!"
* Sand Castle (sand)- "I like it between my toes and nowhere else."
* Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bores live in houses? Wild!"
* Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Gnarly domicile, man..."
* Limestone Wall (inventory and placed)- "Now THIS is a wall!"
*Dragoon Den- "Work out? Why bother."
* Sandbag (held)- "Remind me not to swim while carrying these!"
* Sandbag- "Heavy lifting..."
* Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Aloha, world!"
* Seaworthy (SW world)- "I wonder what this does..."
* Buoy- "It's just hanging out."
* Sea Chest- "Now I don't need to swim back to shore for my stuff."
* Ballphin Palace- "Man, even their houses are cute."
* Sea Wall (held)- "I still have to like... build it."
* Sea Wall- "A coral corral. Heh."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Barrel (normal and burnt)- "Should keep my stuff all corked up safe."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "Good for a lot of boring stuff."
* Boards- "Not much surf in these boards."
* Cut Stone- "I don't have to build something, do I?"
* Papyrus- "Bet this burns good."
* Purple Gem- "Shiny!"
* Nightmare Fuel- "The stuff of nightmares."
* Beeswax- "A lotta work for some wax."
* Wax Paper- "Can't write on it but I can wrap stuff with it."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cloth- "Where did my sticks go? I've been bamboozled!"
* Limestone- "That's some tough stuff."
* Empty Bottle- "I could whistle a tune with you."
* Coral Nubbin- "Heh. 'Nubbin'."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Sapling- "That was a lot of work for a little tree."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "You better work."
* Prestihatitator- "That lever's calling to me."
* Shadow Manipulator- "Manipulating shadows sounds tough, glad I don't have to."
* Pan Flute- "Plays hypnotic tunes."
* Night Light- "Lights the night with 'mares."
* Night Armor- "Eyuk! It makes my skin crawl."
* Dark Sword- "Wield the dark."
* One-man Band- "Let's get this jam sesh rollin'!"
* Bat Bat- "Maybe I could bat some bats with this."
* Belt of Hunger- "So efficient!"
* Chilled Amulet- "I like to put it on when I'm feeling a little too steamed."
* Nightmare Amulet- "This thing drives me nuts!"
* Life Giving Amulet- "It makes me feel safe when I'm wearing it."
* Fire Staff- "It's a hot commodity."
* Ice Staff- "Too cold to hold."
* Telelocator Staff- "It shows me things I never knew I could see."
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "Good to go!"
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I think it likes purple gems."
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "Lookin' good!"
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "I think it wants me to jam rocks in it."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Up in smoke..."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Guess I don't get to pull the lever anymore."
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Couldn't you have manipulated yourself into not getting burnt?"
* Old Bell- "Summons the big stomper."
====Shipwrecked====
* Piratihatitator- "It holds many sea-crets."
* Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Fire always wins."
* Dripple Pipes- "I'm gonna play some sweet jams on this baby."
====Hamlet====
* Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "Look at that - pigs can fly!"
* Pugalisk Wand- "That's one way to win a staring contest."
* Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Where's that go?"
* Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "A way out."
* Living Artifact- "That looks cool. What does it do?"
* Root Trunk- "Now I don't gotta go far to get all my stuff."
* Vortex Cloak- "Keeps the shadows from harshin' my mellow."
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "I ain't the sewing kind."
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "Keeps my ears fluffy and warm."
* Straw Hat- "Keeps my face from getting freckly."
* Beefalo Hat- "It smells like beefalo."
* Beekeeper Hat- "Stops the bee kisses."
* Feather Hat- "I'm at one with my feathered friends."
* Winter Hat- "It's like a hug for my head."
* Top Hat- "Not quite my style..."
* Dapper Vest- "I hope none of my surfer buds see me in this."
* Breezy Vest- "Let's my skin breath."
* Puffy Vest- "I could fall asleep in this."
* Bush Hat- "This makes me feel at one with nature."
* Garland- "That's a happy looking headpiece!"
* Walking Cane- "I cane, I saw."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "I can feel the spirits of catcoons that made it."
* Fashion Melon- "Next best thing to a watermelon bikini."
* Ice Cube- "Keeps my head cold. And wet."
* Rain Coat- "The surf can't touch me now!"
* Rain Hat- "High and dry."
* Summer Frest- "Even sun worshipers need a break."
* Floral Shirt- "This shirt is so me."
* Eyebrella- "My third eye will protect me."
* Hibearnation Vest- "Made of real bearger chest!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Brain of Thought- "It's, like, blowing my mind!"
* Snakeskin Hat- "Raindrops keep falling on my hat."
* Snakeskin Jacket- "I guess snakes aren't so bad."
* Blubber Suit- "Gross, but effective."
* Windbreaker- "The wind slips right around me!"
* Tar Suit- "This may have been my worst idea. Ever."
* Particulate Purifier- "Protection from stink."
* Sleek Hat- "Aerodynamic. Choka."
* Shark Tooth Crown- "Feels wrong having these on my head..."
* Dumbrella- "This should keep me at least twice as dry."
====Hamlet====
* Gas Mask- "Out with the bad air, in with the good."
* Pith Hat- "A hard hat!"
* Thunderhat- "Love the hat."
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "It's otherworldly."
* Thulecite Wall (held and placed)- "Ruins wall. Kinda at odds, no?"
* Thulecite Wall (damaged)-
* Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I can breathe easy."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Woah! Things are really heating up!"
* Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's gaining strength!"
* Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I think it's keeping consistent."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "It's leaving…"
* Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's almost over…!"
* Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I'm not getting anything."
* The Lazy Forager- "Finally, jewelry that gets me."
* Magiluminescence- "People tell me I glow when I wear it!"
* Construction Amulet- "This necklace is a creative force. I'm feelin' it."
* The Lazy Explorer- "Ah, this staff was made for me!"
* Star Caller's Staff- "Isn't starlight bad for the skin?"
* Deconstruction Staff- "This staff only destroys."
* Pick/Axe- "I'm picky when it comes to tools."
* Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a queen."
* Thulecite Suit- "It's so fancy!"
* Thulecite Club- "Know a few scallywags I'd like to introduce this to."
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's got my back."
* Houndius Shootius- "It's looking out for me."
=== Nautical===
====Shipwrecked====
* Log Raft- "Seriously?"
* Raft- "Worst. Surfboard. Ever."
* Row Boat- "Awww, rowing? Ugh."
* Cargo Boat- "This surfboard sure has a lot of pockets."
* Armored Boat- "What a clunky looking board."
* Encrusted Boat- "Whatever floats my boat."
* Surfboard- "My love for you is deeper than the ocean."
* Surfboard (launched)- "Surf's up!"
* The 'Sea Legs'- "I'd still rather board."
* Boat Repair Kit- "Surfboard maintenance is important!"
* Thatch Sail- "A blow boater's best friend."
* Cloth Sail- "I'll flow with the wind."
* Snakeskin Sail- "Why bother when I have my board?"
* Feather Lite Sail- "For smooth and swift sailing!"
* Iron Wind- "Uh... I'll stick to my board, thanks."
* Boat Torch and Lantern- "Night-surfing. I love it!"
* Boat Cannon- "Shooting it into the water can make some pretty sweet waves."
* Quackering Ram- "I prefer to be a pacifist on the pacific."
* Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Wobster goes in. Dinner comes out."
* Sea Yard (off)- "Ughhh, I should refill it."
* Sea Yard (on)- "Does it work on surfboards?"
* Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "It's running on fumes. Same!"
* Tar Extractor (off)- "I'm giving Mother Nature a rest."
* Tar Extractor (on)- "It's doing everything for me. Great!"
* Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It's gonna run out of fuel."
* Trawl Net- "Lootin' and cruisin'"
* Trawl Net (detached)- "A sack of sea goodies!"
* Trawl Net (sinking)- "I wonder what it grabbed up..."
* Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Just a little more trawlin'..."
* Spyglass- "You can't hide from me, islands!"
* Super Spyglass- "I can super sea!!"
* Captain Hat- "If only the boss could see me now."
* Pirate Hat- "High fashion for the high seas."
* Lucky Hat- "Nautical."
* Life Jacket- "Just in case the waves get all gnar'."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Bowl Canoe- "I've definitely seen better boats."
===Volcanic===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Machete- "This blade's as hot as it is cool."
* Obsidian Axe- "I gotta work to make you work..."
* Obsidian Spear- "Ready. Aim. Fire-y."
* Obsidian Armor- "It kinda pokes my butt."
* Obsidian Coconade- "Beware of the boom!"
* Howling Conch- "Get those waves cranking!"
* Sail Stick- "Probably more useful than a regular stick."
* Volcano Staff- "I'm the volcano's boss now!"
===​Treasure Hunting===
====Hamlet====
* Disarming Tools- "Those traps won't get me anymore."
* Ball Pein Hammer- "Aw... it's a cute little hammer."
* Gold Pan- "You mean I gotta work for my gold?"
* Magnifying Glass- "It's amazing what you can find with this."
===​City Planning===
====Hamlet====
* Lamp Post (off)- "Pretty sure that's a lamp."
* Lamp Post (on)- "Thanks for keeping me safe, light!"
* Town House- "One of those pigdudes' houses."
* Town House (burning)- "Aww... Where they gonna sleep now?"
* The Sterling Trough Deli- "Grub!"
* The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Harsh."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I could always pick up a thing or two."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Dude! That had all the good stuff."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa- "They got stuff for my bumps and bruises."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Aww... That place was real chill."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Always ready to veg out."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Where am I gonna get my grub now?"
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I love that place."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Bummer."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Lotta weird stuff in there."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "Well, someone will put it out."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Magic always makes things easier."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "That's a bummer."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Whoa. Got some heavy gear in there."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Heinous."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I could use a good hat for the beach."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Harsh."
* Swinesbury Academy- "Boring."
* Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Well at least it burns well."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Where the money is."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "That's too bad."
* The Tinkerer's Tower- "I wonder if there's a blueprint for a bed in there."
* The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Oops. Gettin' kinda toasty."
* Swinesbury City Hall- "That's where that big shot pig works."
* Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Bummer."
* My City Hall- "Never thought I'd have a job."
* My City Hall (burning)- "Dang."
* Security Contract- "Sweet. I can hire my own guard with this."
* Slanty Shanty- "A place to sleep at night! And during the day."
* Slanty Shanty (locked)- "
* Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "
* Watch Tower- "See anything good up there?"
* Watch Tower (burning)- "Who'da thought stone would burn so fast?"
===​Renovate===
====Hamlet====
* House Expansion Permit- "Cool! I can make a bedroom."
* Demolition Permit- "Seems like a shame to wreck all that work I did."
=====Flooring=====
* Wood Flooring- "Nice wood flooring."
* Marble Flooring and Slate Flooring- "Ohh. Fancy floor."
* Checkered Flooring- "I could play checkers on this."
* Sheet Metal Flooring- "Harsh."
* Garden Stone Flooring- "Now I can feel the grass in my toes."
* Geometric Tiles Flooring and Wood Panel Flooring- "Nice floor!"
* Shag Carpet- "Feels good on my tootsies."
* Transitional Flooring- "Meh, good enough."
* Herringbone Flooring- "Cool!"
* Hexagon Flooring- "Nice floor."
* Curcy Hoof Flooring- "Bet those pigs would like this."
* Octagon Flooring- "It's a floor. I'll take it."
=====Shelves=====
* Carved Bookshelf and Ladder Shelf- "I can put my stuff on there."
* Basic Bookshelf and Floating Shelf- "A place to put my stuff."
* Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "I have this in my place at home."
* Marble Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "Fancy place to put stuff."
* Glass Shelf- "Seems breakable."
* Industrial Shelf- "I guess it works alright."
* Windowed Cabinet- "A fancy place to put stuff."
* Fridge- "Reduce, reuse, recycle."
* Pipe Shelf and Hat Tree- "A place to put stuff."
=====Plantholders=====
* Basic Plantholder- "Hey there, plant."
* WIP Plantholder- "Hey there, little bush."
* Fancy Plantholder- "It's a fancy pants plant."
* Bonsai Plantholder- "I love it!"
* Dishgarden Plantholder and Philodendron Plantholder- "Hey there, little plants."
* Orchid Plantholder- "Ohhh. Pretty..."
* Draceana Plantholder- "Hey there, spiky plant."
* Xerographica Plantholder, Birdcage Plantholder, and Pitcher Plantholder- "Hey there, hanging plant."
* Palm Plantholder- "Hey there, leafy plant."
* ZZ Plantholder- "Hey there, skinny plant."
* Fernstand Plantholder- "Hey there, ferny plant."
* Fern Plantholder- "Hey there, hanging fern."
* Terrarium Plantholder- "Aww... they got a little home."
* Plantpet Plantholder- "Awww... it's a pet plant."
* Traps Plantholder- "Hey there, snappy plant."
* Marble Plantholder- "Hey there, fancy plant."
* "Character" Tree- "Looks like it could use a nap."
* Festive Tree- "Holidays! My favorite time of year!"
=====Columns=====
* Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, and Round Column- "Keeps the roof up."
* Lit Marble Column- "A fancy way to keep the roof up."
=====Wall Papers=====
* Wood Paneling, Floral Wall Paper, and Harlequin Wall Paper- "It's a wall. I'll take it."
* Checkered Wall Paper- "I could play checkers on this."
* Sunflower Wall Paper- "Aww. Sweet..."
* Peagawk Wall Paper- "Pretty walls!"
* Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "I'm not fancy."
* Rope Wall Panneling- "Ship shape."
* Circle Wall Tiling, Marble Wall Tiling, and Full Wall Moulding- "I like it!"
* Fine Wall Tiling- "Looks like something a big shot would have on their wall."
* Upholstered Wall- "Ohhh... soft."
=====Ceiling Lights=====
* Wired Bulb- "Meh. I'm not picky."
* Metal Shade Lamp- "I'm not picky."
* Chandelier- "Who's gonna light all those?"
* Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "It's a light. I'll take it."
* Blown Glass Bulb- "Ohh. Fancy.
* Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light with a cherry on top."
* Hanging Blooming Lamp- "A pretty little light."
* Hanging Floral Lamp- "A pretty light for the ceiling."
* Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Nice hat, light!"
=====Wall Decorations=====
* Photo- "Looks like a nice enough kid."
* Full Length Mirror- "Good for the feng shui."
* Embroidery Hoop- "Pretty homey."
* Mosaic- "Must've taken some time to make."
* Wreath- "Christmas already?"
* Axe- "Meh. Not my style."
* Hunt- "Kinda aggressive."
* Periodic Table- "Really makes you think, don't it."
* Gears Art- "Really makes you think."
* Cape- "Stylish."
* No Smoking- "Lotta rules."
* Black Cat- "Aww. Cute cat..."
* Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Aw. Poor little fishy."
* Beefalo Mounting- "That just makes me sad."
=====Chairs=====
* Classic Chair- "Yes! I could sit on this!"
* Corner Chair- "Dude. I could totally sit on this."
* Bench- "I could sleep on that!"
* Horned Chair- "I'm sittin' on that!"
* Footrest- "A place to put your feet up."
* Lounge Chair- "I could totally fall asleep on that."
* Massager Chair- "Nope."
* Stuffed Chair- "Sweet! A nice comfy chair."
* Rocking Chair- "My grandma had one of these."
* Ottoman Chair- "I like it!"
* Fancy Chaise- "Can I sleep on it?"
=====House Upgrades=====
* Cottage Kit- "Hey if I can sleep in it, I'm good."
* Tudor Home Kit- "As long as the bed's not made of stone."
* Gothic Home Kit- "You mean I gotta build this myself?"
* Brick Home Kit- "All I need is a roof and a place to sleep and I'm happy."
* Turreted Home Kit- "How big are the bedrooms?"
* Villa Kit- "I can sleep in luxury. But I gotta build it first."
* Manor Kit- "I wish this was already built."
=====Doors=====
* Hardwood Door, Stone Archway, and Wrought Iron Door- "A door. I should go through it."
* Forest Door- "Hope it's not still alive."
* Curtained Door- "Nice and cozy."
* Industrial Door- "Little harsh."
* Round Doorway- "Is that pig gonna eat me?"
* Gothic Door- "That bat's not gonna attack, is he?"
=====Windows=====
* Peaked Curtain Window, and Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "Lets in the light."
* Round Burlap Window- "Meh. It'll do."
* Peaked Window- "I can see through there."
* Square Window- "Little square for my taste."
* Greenhouse Wall- "All the beauty of the outside. All the convenience of the inside."
=====Rugs=====
* Eye Rug- "Kinda gives me the willies!"
* Square Throw Rug and Octagon Rug- "Soft on my feets."
* Oval Rug- "A rosy little rug."
* Large Rug- "A big rosy rug."
* Fur Throw Rug- "Aww. Something died for this rug."
* Hedgehog Rug- "No animals were harmed in the making of this rug."
* Porcupus Rug- "Aww... sorry little guy."
* Hoofprint Rug- "This one's got fancy pig feet on it."
* Swirl Rug- "Meh. It could be softer."
* Catcoon Rug- "Aww...sorry little guy."
* Rubbermat Rug- "Rubbery."
* Web Rug- "Kinda sticky."
* Metal Rug- "Meh. It could be softer."
* Wormhole Rug- "Does it work?"
* Braid Rug- "I've made these before."
* Beard Rug- "Ew."
* Nailbed Rug- "Harsh."
* Crime Rug- "Yeesh."
* Soccer Rug- "How geometric."
=====Lamps=====
* Fringe Lamp- "Hey there, little lamp."
* Stainglass Lamp- "Hey there, tiffany lamp."
* Downbridge Lamp- "Looks a little down."
* Dual Embroidered Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, and Dual Upturn Lamp- "Two lights?! Whoo!"
* Ceramic Lamp- "Hey there, rosy lamp."
* Glass Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "Hey there, fancy lamp."
* Candelabra Lamp- "Who's gonna light those?"
* Spool Lamp- "Kinda ho hum, but I'm not picky."
* Edison Lamp- "Hey, it's a light."
* Adjustable Lamp- "Oooh. This one's adjustable."
=====Tables=====
* Round Table- "I could eat off there."
* Hard Wood Desk- "A kinda boring table."
* DIY Table and College Table- "Meh. It'll do."
* Crate Table- "I got this in my place at home."
* Chess Table- "I could play checkers on here."
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "Reminds me of winter, yuck."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "Looks like the diet version."
* Spiky Tree- "Me and spikes don't get along."
* Evergreen (stump)- "Sliced and diced."
* Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Cut down in its prime."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now."
* Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "That's not cool."
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "I've never seen such a spiky fire."
* Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Still spiky."
* Evergreen (sapling)- "
* Log- "There's a board in there."
* Log (burning)- "Waste of a good board."
* Charcoal- "The remains of something burnt."
* Pine Cone- "It's a tree baby."
* Marble Tree- "Super weird."
* Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "There's a board in there just begging to get free."
* Living Log- "It looks bummed."
* Sapling- "Board material?"
* Sapling (picked)- "Looks noodled."
* Sapling (burning)- "Not much to burn."
* Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
* Twigs- "Very useful."
* Grass Tuft- "For all your grassy needs."
* Grass Tuft (picked)- "It will be back."
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs help to grow."
* Grass Tuft (burning)- "That won't last."
* Cut Grass- "It makes a swishing sound when I walk."
* Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Awesome! That bush has berries!"
* Berry Bush (picked)- "It's kinda just a regular bush now."
* Berry Bush (barren)- "The life's been sucked out of it."
* Reeds- "More grass. Righteous."
* Reeds (picked)- "Catch you on the flip flop."
* Reeds (burning)- "Whoa. Heavy."
* Cut Reeds- "It was hard work cutting those. Nap time!"
* Plant- "Farming is so hard!"
* Plant (growing)- "It's still just a child."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "Can I get to the eating part now?"
* Marsh Plant- "Planty."
* Spiky Bush- "I don't need spikes."
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "Yeoch!"
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "The spikes are burning. Good."
* Flower- "I'm very picky when it comes to these."
* Petals- "Flowers totally get me."
* Evil Flower- "Flowers shouldn't be that scary."
* Dark Petals- "These smell like bad karma."
* Carrot (planted)- "Ooo, that's a good find!"
* Red and Blue Mushroom- "It's a mushroom."
* Red and Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's taking a nap."
* Red and Blue Mushroom (picked)- "I wonder if it'll come back?"
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
* Green Mushroom- "Funky fungi."
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it's thirsty."
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "It comes in so many colors!"
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Thanks for the logs. Sorry about, like, your body."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Senseless."
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Saying sorry won't bring it back."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "
* Sapling (withered)- "Looks like I feel."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "It looks tired."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "That bush isn't looking very good."
* Plant (withered)- "Something made it all... gross."
* Birchnut- "Come on out, nature!"
* Cactus- "It's fine if you just leave it alone."
* Cactus (picked)- "
* Tumbleweed- "It's on a journey called life."
====Shipwrecked====
* Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "I guess I could cut that down."
* Jungle Tree- "It's like nature's canopy."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "Looks a little tangled."
* Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "Hurry up and grow already!"
* Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (stump)- "Sliced and diced."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Those vines are mine."
* Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "That's not cool."
* Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "I think it's dead."
* Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Not much use to anyone now."
* Bamboo Root- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
* Viney Bush Root- "Do I really have to replant it?"
* Jungle Tree (sapling)- "A tree yee shall be."
* Jungle Tree Seed- "I could plant a tree with thee."
* Bamboo- "This looks pretty float-atious."
* Vine- "Good for lashing stuff down."
* Grass (water)- "This grass is well hydrated!"
* Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "That is an impressive piece of coral."
* Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Gets caught on my board."
* Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "This tree really likes water."
* Mangrove (burnt)- "How?"
* Palm Tree- "Cool hair, tree."
* Palm Tree (sapling)- "Hey little tree dude."
* Palm Leaf- "Would make a cute skirt."
* Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "That tree would make a great board."
* Tidal Plant- "Tropical planty."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Tree- "Kinda pretty in an ugly sorta way."
* Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
* Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
* Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
* Cork- "Bet this'll float."
* Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
* Rainforest Tree- "You're a beauty!"
* Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
* Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
* Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
* Sick Rainforest Tree- "Yeesh. How'd it get like that?"
* Cocooned Tree- "Hang then, little spider monkey things."
* Jungle Burr- "There's a plant in you, I just know it!"
* Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
* Tea Tree- "Hey little tree!"
* Tea Tree (burning)- "
* Tea Tree (burnt)- "
* Tea Tree (stump)- "
* Seed Pod- "I heard it's good for allergies."
* Tea Tree Sapling- "
* Tuber Tree- "Totally tubular."
* Blooming Tuber Tree- "
* Tall Grass- "It's too much work to pick it with my hands."
* Tall Grass (cut)- "
* Exotic Flower- "I love these."
* Aloe (planted)- "
* Asparagus (planted)- "
* Radish (planted)- "
* Nettle Vine- "Whew! That's a strong smell."
* Nettle Vine (picked)- "It'll grow back eventually."
* Nettle Plant (withered)- "Nah. Not the right dirt for it."
* Nettle Plant (moist)- "Water really makes it happy."
* Nettle Plant (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
* Bramble- "Yeouch. I'm staying away from those."
* Bramble Bloom- "So beautiful it's almost worth the effort."
* Hanging Vine- "That seems dangerous."
* Great Leafy Stalk- "What a great tree!"
* Lotus Plant- "Those'd make a great surfboard pattern."
* Lotus Plant (picked)- "
* Lily Pad- "Looks like a waterbed to me."
* Reeds (Water)- "It'd be a lot of effort to go get them."
* Lawn Decoration- "Looks heavy."
* Hedge- "Nice hedge!"
* Hedge (untrimmed)- "
* Hedge (burning)- "
* Hedge (burnt)- "
* Intricate Topiary- "Rad."
* Magic Flower- "Whoa! It's all sparkly."
* Weathered Branch- "Just a branch."
* Weathered Shrub- "Must've taken a lot of work to make this."
* Weathered Stick- "Hey stick!"
* Weathered Tree- "How'd that get here?"
* Weathered Trunk- "Harsh."
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "The bees must sleep in there."
* Killer Bee Hive- "The worst kind of hive!"
* Honeycomb- "It's sweet and full of bee babies."
* Hound Mound- "I think there are some angry pups lurking nearby."
* Bones- "It's a bunch of bones. How comforting."
* Touch Stone- "Hope I never need you, weird wood dude..."
* Obelisk (sane, up)- "Go off!"
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "That's one dark tower."
* Obelisk (insane, up)- "Ouch. My thoughts are hurting."
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "See ya."
* Harp Statue- "No shoes, no... head... no service!"
* Marble Pillar- "What was it meant to hold up?"
* Marble- "Pretty fancy material."
* Rundown House- "I could have sworn this was an outhouse."
* Merm Head- "As if the pigs didn't smell bad enough."
* Pig Head- "Tough break, dude."
* Pig Torch- "It's kind of cute."
* Basalt- "The strong, silent type."
* Boulder- "I like you much better on land."
* Rocks- "Not flat. Won't skip."
* Flint- "This rock doesn't roll."
* Nitre- "Not just any old dumb rock."
* Gold Nugget- "It's shiny and useful!"
* Grave- "Seems rude to mess with it."
* Grave (dug)- "Thanks for the loot, dude."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Well, would you look at that. A pile of dirt."
* Animal Track- "Friends are near!"
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Ugh, it got away."
* Animal Track (found)- "I hear rustling nearby."
* Wooden Thing- "Get your weird face out of here, dude!"
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It'd take a lot of effort to put this back together."
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "It still won't let me through."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Do I really want to go through that?"
* Ring Thing- "I think I should hold on to it."
* Crank Thing- "You wanna come with me, huh?"
* Box Thing- "This looks important."
* Metal Potato Thing- "Heh heh."
* Worm Hole- "Is that it's front end, or back?"
* Worm Hole (open)- "Well, I see no reason not to jump in."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "...where am I?"
* Pond- "Perfect spot to sit back and enjoy the scenery."
* Skeleton- "Surfing in the beyond..."
* Spider Den- "They don't like trespassers."
* Spider Eggs- "Start a spider farm."
* Rabbit Hole- "It's rabbit-shaped."
* Walrus Camp- "Sweet digs."
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "No one home."
* Sunken Boat (occupied and empty)- "Surfboards don't sink!"
* Flotsam- "Maybe I can fish it out."
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "It knows how to chill."
* Mini Glacier- "At least someone around here knows how to chill!"
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "I didn't bring my puddle stompin' boots!"
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The water washed the tracks away..."
* Burrow- "Nice hole, mole."
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I guess they needed Me Time."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "I like it better burnt."
* Pig Head (burnt)- "Wasn't it bad enough already?"
* Hollow Stump- "Looks like a nice place to crash."
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "Anyone there?"
* Glommer's Statue- "Woah, far out."
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "All messed up now."
* Skeleton (self)- "Surfing the beyond..."
* Sunken Boat (burnt)- "An admirer of the sea, burned to ash. What injustice!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "A beachfront home. Nice."
* Fishermerm's Hut- "Where the workers take five."
* Merm Hut- "I could have sworn this was an outhouse."
* Merm Hut (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
* Shoal- "Looks like a good place to get lunch."
* Wobster Den- "I can wait as long as it takes."
* Coral Reef- "What a pretty coral reef."
* Coral- "I need a fish tank to put this in!"
* Coral Larva- "Look at this lil slime dude! How are you, slime dude?"
* Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "Just look at all these Barneys."
* Limpet Rock (picked)- "Nothing to eat here."
* Magma Pile- "It's warm to the touch."
* Magma Pile (gold)- "Normally I hate gold diggers."
* Krissure- "It's got a hot temper."
* Steamer Trunk- "This trunk is a little steamy."
* Sandy Pile- "If this was bigger I could sand board."
* Sand- "I like it between my toes and nowhere else."
* Sharkitten Den- "There are kitties jammin' inside."
* Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Just sand?"
* Volcano- "Mount gnarly!"
* Dragoon Egg- "I licked one once. It burned my tongue."
* Suspicious Bubbles- "Something's down there..."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "It must've dove deeper."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "The waters are way too rough."
* Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Whale, whale, whale!"
* Tar Slick- "Aww, the tar's seeping right into the ocean water."
* Tar- "Why did I want this again?"
* Tar Trap- "Sticky and environmentally unfriendly!"
* Tidal Pool- "Wonder how deep it goes..."
* Lava Pool- "It's like a gooey campfire!"
* Mussels- "There's food hanging out down there."
* Mussels (with stick)- "That's it mussels, do some pull ups."
* Slot Machine- "Should I push my luck?"
* Electric Isosceles- "Take me to a new surf spot!"
* Octo Chest- "Booty-ya!"
* Debris- "Boat chunks..."
* Crate- "Wonder what's inside."
* Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "That's what happens when you lose your head."
* Seashell- "A gift from the sea."
* Poisonous Hole- "Gag!"
* Gunpowder Barrel- "Hmm, was I in charge of keeping these stowed?"
* X Marks the Spot- "Hope this is worth the work."
* Rawling- "This dude cracks me up!"
* Watery Grave- "That wound's a little too fresh."
* Wreck- "Probably won't be sailing on that anytime soon."
* Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "I sense its power..."
* Grassy Thing- "I hope this isn't a broom 'cause I hate sweeping."
* Screw Thing- "That thing attaches to the other thing?"
* Wooden Potato Thing- "Tubular..."
* Ring Thing- "Doesn't look suited for hula-hooping..."
====Hamlet====
* Stone Slab- "What's under there?"
* Dung Pile- "Mushburger."
* Dung Pile (picked)- "Nothing left."
* Dung Ball- "Should've leashed it."
* Thundernest- "It's that owl-dude's home."
* Iron Hulk (head)- "There's no shoulders for this head."
* Iron Hulk (hand)- "Yeesh. Don't wanna high five that."
* Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Just stay asleep little guy."
* Iron Hulk (foot)- "I think I had a pair of boots like that."
* Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "I don't wanna know what it does when it's all together."
* Iron Ore- "This has gotta be good for something."
* Sparkling Pool- "There's sparkly things down there!"
* Gold Dust- "Fairy dust!"
* Gnat Mound- "Like an apartment building for bugs."
* Farm House- "Farm life ain't for me."
* Farm House (burning)- "That happened fast!"
* Quarry Lodgings- "They work too hard in there."
* Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "That's some inferno."
* Secret Bandit Camp- "I found it!"
* Cave Cleft- "I don't get good vibes from that place."
* Ruinous Entrance- "
* Mandrake Hill- "I wonder how they get any sleep."
* Mant Hill- "I bet it took a ton of work to dig that."
* Crumbling Brazier- "
* Crumbling Visage- "
* Ancient Wall- "A old wall."
* Fountain of Youth- "I could be this young forever!"
* Ominous Carving- "Nah. I'll leave it."
* Teetering Pillar- "Don't fall down on me!"
* Deflated Balloon- "
* Wicker Basket- "
* Monogrammed Luggage A- "
* Monogrammed Luggage B- "
* Useless Flags- "
* Bag of Sand- "
* Petrified Egg (1)- "I didn't break it."
* Petrified Egg (2)- "Where's the bird?"
* Petrified Egg (3)- "I'm not cleaning that up."
* Petrified Egg (4)- "Looks kinda old."
* Rusty Lamp- "Huh. Doesn't even work."
* Weathered House- "Maybe I could move in."
* Stone Thing- "Isn't there supposed to be more to it?"
* Lever Thing- "It hooks up to something, but what?"
* Rock Thing- "Looks like something I should take."
* Relic Thing- "Don't know what it is, but it's probably important."
* Iron Thing- "Maybe it'll be good for something."
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "How much effort will it take to get down there?"
* Sinkhole- "I've always wanted to try spulunking."
* Rope to Surface- "
* Red Mushtree- "Medium mushness."
* Green Mushtree- "Grow tree! Mush! Mush!"
* Blue Mushtree- "That's a whole lot of mushtree!"
* Light Flower- "I want a whole wreath of them!"
* Light Bulb- "Naturally bright. Just like me!"
* Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "A pretty cool rock."
* Stalagmite (pointy, low)- "This rock seems uncool."
* Spilagmite- "It's a hole. Full of SPIDERS."
* Slurtle Mound- "The snail things come out of there."
* Splumonkey Pod- "Neat abode, guys."
* Fern- "Nature finds a way, even here."
* Foliage- "It's all natural."
* Cave Banana Tree (normal, burning, and burnt)- "That's not a real banana!"
====Hamlet====
* Spooky Hole- "Looks pretty creepy."
* Unimportant Rock Pillar- "
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
*Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "
*Ruins Sinkhole- "
*Ancient Statue- "How depressing."
*Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Maybe it still works?"
*Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This is giving me major jeepers."
*Algae- "It makes me miss the sea."
*Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Lots of potential here!"
*Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I hope someone makes something out of that."
*Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Look at all those parts."
*Relic- "Where's the ancient bed?"
*Relic (broken)- "I'm not cleaning that up."
*Thulecite Fragments- "Weird."
*Cave Lichen- "This moss makes me sad."
*Ornate Chest- "Maybe I'll get something nice?"
*Ornate Chest (triggered trap)- "
*Large Ornate Chest- "Whatcha got for me, magic chest?"
*Nightmare Light- "I don't care how weird it is, as long as it keeps darkness away."
===Nature - Volcano===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Workbench- "For playing with fire."
* Coffee Plant- "Java!"
* Coffee Plant (picked)- "Hurry up and grow back!"
* Coffee Plant (barren)- "Nooo, I need my java!"
* Coffee Plant (withered)- "If it grew on the volcano..."
* Elephant Cactus- "Looking sharp!"
* Prickly Elephant Cactus- "Ouch!"
* Elephant Cactus Stump- "It's taking a nap."
* Coffee Plant and Elephant Cactus (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
* Cactus Spike- "I don't get the point."
* Obsidian Boulder- "Too much work to get you open..."
* Obsidian- "Ouch, you're hot!"
* Charcoal Boulder- "Burnt, but good!"
* Burnt Ash Tree- "Rubs off on my hands."
* Dragoon Saliva- "My brother used to do the same thing."
* Woodlegs' Cage- "Whoever invented cages had a cruel heart."
* Woodlegs (free)- "
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "The volcano asks its price..."
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Ready to receive..."
* Volcano (exit)- "
===Nature - Ruinous Caves===
====Hamlet====
* A Smashing Pot- "Looks breakable."
* Dart Trap- "
* Nasty Spear Trap- "
* Busted Spear Trap- "
* Tempting Idol- "
* Unimportant Pillar- "A good sturdy beam."
* Vines- "
* Wall Brazier- "
* Wishing Well- "What's the harm in wishing?"
* End's Well- "I wish... this wasn't so creepy."
* Aporkalypse Calendar- "I hate clocks."
===Nature - Mant Hill===
====Hamlet====
* Antcomb Home- "Looks like a home for the bug-dudes."
* Honey Chest- "It makes all the honey for me!"
* Lamp- "Sweet light!"
* Mant Warrior Egg- "Hope it stays in that egg."
* Stalacmite Throne- "I think there's stuff stuck in there."
===Nature - Palace===
====Hamlet====
* Palace- "Snazzy!"
* Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Ooh. Looks expensive."
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring- "Hardwood. Fancy."
* Carpeted Flooring- "Make fists with your toes."
* Checkerboard Flooring- "Fancy."
* Grass Turf- "Grassy."
* Rocky Turf- "Rocky."
* Marsh Turf- "Goopy..."
* Mud Turf- "Squelchy."
* Guano Turf- "It's ground."
* Slimy Turf- "I have a sinking feeling about this."
* Cave Rock Turf- "Crunchy."
* Other Turfs- "Keeps me grounded."
====Reign of Giants====
* Decidous Turf- "Keeps me grounded."
* Sandy Turf- "Take the beach to go."
====Shipwrecked====
* Jungle Turf- "Gnarled-ly."
* Meadow Turf- "Nice underfoot."
* Tidal Marsh Turf- "Marshy."
* Ashy Turf- "Ashy..."
* Other Turfs- "Keeps me grounded."
====Hamlet====
* Lawn Turf- "Grassy dirt."
* Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Turfy dirt."
* Flat Stone Turf- "Solid dirt."
* Stone Road Turf- "Rocky road. Mmmm..."
* Beard Hair Rug- "How's it grow?"
* Dense Turf- "Ground for planting jungle stuff."
* Wild Plains Turf- "I like the swirls."
=== Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "He looks like he could use a nap."
* Clockwork Bishop- "Don't get any bright ideas."
* Clockwork Rook- "Check, mate!"
* Damaged Knight- "He should go to sleep... and not wake up."
* Damaged Bishop- "This is why I don't play board games!"
* Damaged Rook- "Is that thing real?!"
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Who's there?! Leave me alone!"
* Charlie (attacked by)- "ACHK! I SAID GO AWAY!"
* Hound- "This dog is a real drag!"
* Red Hound- "This one seems angrier somehow."
* Blue Hound- "What a chilly pup."
* Hound's Tooth- "Highlights the importance of regular dental checkups."
* Spider- "Crawly creep."
* Spider Warrior- "Back off, you're germy!"
* Spider (sleeping)- "Aww, it's so peaceful and disgusting."
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Hope you're having a nightmare."
* Spider (dead)- "I wonder if it will rain now?"
* Spider Warrior (dead)- "Now I can rest in peace."
* Spider Gland- "Why does health food taste so bad?"
* Silk- "Spider gunk..."
* Krampus- "Stealing isn't cool!"
* Krampus Sack- "A bag of stolen goods."
* Merm- "It should really go for a swim."
* Frog- "Keep your tongue to yourself, bucko."
* Frog (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
* Frog (dead)- "It was too good for this world."
* Tentacle- "Hands off, bucko!"
* Tentacle Spike- "It's pretty flimsy. I can't see it doing much damage."
* Tentacle Spots- "These might help me out of a tight spot."
* Big Tentacle- "This has no right to exist."
* Baby Tentacle- "Much too slimy!"
* Guardian Pig- "Take it easy, big guy."
* Werepig- "Haha! What even is that?"
* Ghost- "You deserve a rest."
* MacTusk- "Hey grey belly! How's life treatin' ya?"
* Wee MacTusk- "How ya doin', tiny?"
* Walrus Tusk- "That's a pretty impressive tooth."
* Tam o' Shanter- "This plaid ain't bad."
* Mosquito- "Filthy bloodsucker!"
* Mosquito (held)- "Don't think this means we're friends."
* Mosquito Sack- "Makes an okay pillow if you plug your nose."
* Nearby Mosquitoes- "
* Cave Spider- "I see you over there!"
* Spitter- "No thank you!"
* Batilisk- "Go flap somewhere else!"
* Meat Bulb- "It's so attractive."
* Fleshy Bulb- "Get meat, the easy way."
* Eyeplant- "Made you look!"
* Slurper- "It's a little gross, but who am I to judge?"
* Slurper Pelt- "Maybe it doubles as a blanket."
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "How rude of you to drop in!"
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "That dude can pull off some sweet aerials."
* Depths Worm (lure)- "Nothing to see here."
* Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Something's taking a dirt nap."
* Ewecus- "Hey there, little guy!"
* Steel Wool- "It's too hard to make a sweater out of."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "What's your deal, man?"
* Poison Birchnut Tree- "I said I was sorry!"
* Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "
* Birchnutter- "Chillax, little dude."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crocodog- "It's cute, from a safe distance."
* Yellow Crocodog- "I respect its right to exist, but... not so nearby!"
* Blue Crocodog- "What's the crocodeal, dude?!"
* Floaty Boaty Knight- "What a horrible knight to have a curse."
* Flup (normal and in ground)- "It's rude to stare, dude!"
* Eyeshot- "It makes a wet squelch when it hits stuff."
* Pirate Ghost- "Aw. He could've had an eternal nap, but he came back."
* Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "Get lost!"
* Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Ewwww."
* Snake- "I hope you can't swim."
* Poison Snake- "That guy has a sick bite!"
* Snakeskin- "I could make a scaly bikini out of this!"
* Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Back off, you're germy!"
* Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Hope you're having a nightmare."
* Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Now I can rest in peace."
* Sea Hound- "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!"
* Stink Ray- "I thought shark farts were bad..."
* Swordfish- "I've resolved to be more of a lover than a fighter."
* White Whale- "Do ye spout black blood and roll fin out?"
* White Whale Carcass- "Vengeance is mine."
* Dragoon- "Woah, tone it down, my guy."
====Hamlet====
* Ancient Spirit- "I don't want no trouble."
* Giant Grub- "Yeesh. That guy needs to chill out."
* Gnat Swarm- "Ick! Stay away!"
* Hanging Vine- "That seems dangerous."
* Mant Warrior- "Aggh! Leave me alone!"
* Masked Pig- "He's tryin' to steal my stuff! Not cool."
* Swashy Hat- "I look a little too shady in this."
* Bandit Stash Map- "It's where that dude put all the stuff he stole."
* Poison Dartfrog- "Killer colors, froggy-dude."
* Rabid Beetle- "Dude, you need to chill!"
* Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "That's it. Now just stay asleep."
* Rabid Beetle (dead)- "That's a bummer."
* Scorpion- "Too close, scary dude!"
* Scorpion (sleeping)- "It kinda looks almost peaceful like that."
* Scorpion (dead)- "Ugh. Gnarly."
* Snaptooth Seedling- "Find something else to eat, please."
* Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "They're better this way."
* Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Can't say I'm too sorry."
* Snaptooth Flytrap- "I don't feel like being eaten right now."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "I could almost like them when they're asleep."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "Still gross."
* Spider Monkey- "Get out of here, grom!"
* Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Shh. Don't wake the scary monkey."
* Spider Monkey (dead)- "Dude! It's dead!"
* Vampire Bat- "Don't get aggro on me now."
* Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "It'd be great if you could just stay asleep."
* Vampire Bat (dead)- "Dang!"
* Pig Skin?- "Weird. It's pig skin from a bat."
* Viper- "Leave me alone!"
* Weevole- "Annoying little guys."
* Weevole Carapace- "Ew. Bug skin."
=== Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "I love these things!"
* Beefalo (follower)- "Aww, he loves me!"
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "Blissfully unaware of the terrors of night."
* Beefalo (naked)- "Beautiful beach bod, bud."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "Wanna be my pet?"
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "You like eating almost as much as I do!"
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Hey, wanna do all my walking for me?"
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Yeesh. Chill out!"
* Beefalo Wool- "It looks more like hair to me."
* Beefalo Horn- "It's a big animal horn."
* Baby Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Growing up is a trap... don't do it!"
* Nearby Bees- "Relax your thorax!"
* Bee- "Well bzz bzz to you too!"
* Killer Bee- "It's badly BEEhaved."
* Bee (held)- "Don't worry. I'll keep you safe."
* Killer Bee (held)- "This bee needs to relax."
* Stinger- "Glad I don't have to pick this out of my skin."
* Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Lookin' fine, swine."
* Pig (follower)- "Let's hit the waves!"
* Pig (dead)- "Bad luck, dude."
* Pig Skin- "Kinda gross when you think about it."
* Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Do you give good hugs?"
* Bunny Puff- "Fluffy!"
* Koalefant- "Hang ten, big guy."
* Winter Koalefant- "Hang ten, big snowy guy."
* Pengull- "Hey little dude."
* Rock Lobster- "No need to fight!"
* Snurtle and Slurtle- "It tastes with its feet. Gross."
* Slurtle Slime- "It's hard to hold on to."
* Broken Shell- "Holding on to these doesn't even seem worth it."
* Shelmet- "I'm a little embarrassed to wear it in public."
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "Protection from nature, by nature."
* Splumonkey- "You think he can surf?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "Not dead yet, friend!"
* Catcoon- "It's very independent and loves garbage. Me too!"
* Cat Tail- "This would make a stylish hat."
* Volt Goat- "Do you think it would let me snuggle it?"
* Volt Goat (charged)- "Majestic!"
* Volt Goat Horn- "I feel a little bad about the dead goat."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blue Whale- "What's got ya down, fella?"
* Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "You don't have to be sad anymore..."
* Bottlenose Ballphin- "My surfing buddies!"
* Dorsal Fin- "I thought I was the only one around here who'd fallen to pieces."
* Jellyfish- "I hate these things."
* Jellyfish (held)- "Don't step on one in bare feet!!"
* Water Beefalo (normal, follower, and sleeping)- "You smell like wet hair."
* Horn- "I'm glad it's not attached to anything."
* Prime Ape- "This guy's a major beach leech."
* Wildbore- "I'm not wild about it."
====Hamlet====
* Elder Mandrake- "Hey there, noisy dude!"
* Hippopotamoose- "You look large and in charge."
* Hippopotamoose Antler- "Woah. It's a big one!"
* Mant- "Hey, bug-dude!"
* Mant (sleeping)- "Like a bug-dude in a rug, dude."
* Mant (dead)- "That bugs me."
* Platapine- "Hey little barbed dude."
* Platapine (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by."
* Platapine (dead)- "Aw..."
* Platapine Quill- "Yeouch. Looks sharp!"
* Pog- "Hey little dude, wanna hang?"
* Pog (follower)- "Aw, I like you too!"
* Pog (sleeping)- "Sleep tight little dude."
* Pog (Aporkalypse)- "I'm gonna go over here until you calm down, okay?"
* Royal Guard- "Oohhh. Looking tough."
* Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Catch some "Z"s while you can!"
* Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Chill out, pig dude."
* Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "I've been there, buddy."
=== Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "What a pretty pattern!"
* Butterfly (held)- "You're my pretty pocket pal."
* Crow- "Akaw!"
* Crow (held)- "Are we best friends now?"
* Redbird- "A song given wing."
* Redbird (held)- "How are you doing, little guy?"
* Snowbird- "You have a lovely voice!"
* Snowbird (held)- "You're not too squished, are you?"
* Jet Feather- "A real softy."
* Crimson Feather- "I'm tickled by the color of this."
* Azure Feather- "I would love a necklace made of these."
* Gobbler- "He's a doofy little guy."
* Eye Bone- "I get the feeling I'm being watched."
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Nap time!"
* Eye Bone (ashes)- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
* Chester- "The best kind of friend- one who works for free."
* Rabbit and Beardling- "Look at its little ears!"
* Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "No need to be scared."
* Fireflies- "My kind of insects."
* Fireflies (held)- "My glowy little pocket pals."
* Mandrake (planted)- "A mystical plant."
* Mandrake (follower)- "You're messing up my chill vibes, dude."
* Mandrake (dead)- "I was rooting for it."
* Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."
* Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Woah. What happened?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Looks like a friend."
* Glommer's Flower- "Wouldn't it look great in my hair?"
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Poor lil' thing."
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
* Glommer's Wings- "Sigh. Fly no more, friend."
* Glommer's Goop- "I'll make sure it goes to good use."
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Who's down there?"
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "Welcome to the surface!"
* Moleworm (held)- "Are you comfy in there, buddy?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Bioluminescence- "Pretty glowy goop!"
* Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "If I was on my surfboard I could catch you."
* Shifting Sands- "He's taking a break from running."
* Dogfish- "Bring me my slippers."
* Sharkitten- "For my worst nightmare, you're pretty cute."
* Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "I'll hold onto this."
* Fishbone (ashes)- "I must've missed the party."
* Packim Baggims- "You got a big mouth, fella."
* Rainbow Jellyfish- "Lookin' good, lil dude!"
* Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Hey there, little buddy."
* Parrot (normal and held)- "Will you ever stop squawking?"
* Parrot Pirate (normal and held)- "He's a squawkbuckler."
* Seagull (normal and held)- "Poop hawk!"
* Seagull (normal and held, in water)- "Eww, it's nethers are touching my waves..."
* Toucan (normal and held)- "You could catch waves with a nose like that!"
* Cormorant (normal and held)- "Hang ten, stinky sea dude!"
* Doydoy (normal and held)- "Well hey there little guy."
* Doydoy Nest- "Looks like a great place to nap. For a doydoy."
* Doydoy Feather- "It's soft to the touch."
* Doydoy Egg- "Could be a doydoy. Or could be dinner."
* Hatching Doydoy Egg- "I didn't touch it, I swear."
* Fried Doydoy Egg- "You can taste the endangerment."
* Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "Aw! You look like you want a cuddle!"
* Teen Doydoy- "
* Teen Doydoy (held)- "
* Wobster- "Yummy sea bug."
* Fishermerm- "You don't mind working for a living."
====Hamlet====
* Banker- "But can money buy you naps, banker man?"
* Banker (sleeping)- "I guess money can buy you naps."
* Banker (dead)- "
* Beautician- "You look great, dudess!"
* Beautician (sleeping)- "She looks great even while they sleep."
* Beautician (dead)- "
* Collector- "Whoa, you got some cool stuff in here."
* Collector (sleeping)- "I kinda like him better this way."
* Collector (dead)- "
* Erudite- "You sell magic stuff, right?"
* Erudite (sleeping)- "Wish I could join her."
* Erudite (dead)- "
* Farmer- "How are you, farmer-pig-dude?"
* Farmer (sleeping)- "Work hard. Sleep hard."
* Farmer (dead)- "
* Florist- "I always wanted to grow flowers."
* Florist (sleeping)- "Flowers always put me to sleep too."
* Florist (dead)- "
* Hatmaker- "Cool hats!"
* Hatmaker (sleeping)- "My kind of lady."
* Hatmaker (dead)- "
* Hunter- "Harsh. You got alot of weapons in here."
* Hunter (sleeping)- "Awww, he looks so peaceful."
* Hunter (dead)- "
* Mayor Truffleston- "I'm not much of an establishment gal."
* Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Must be a stress nap."
* Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
* Miner- "You work too hard."
* Miner (sleeping)- "That's more like it."
* Miner (dead)- "
* Professor- "Whoa, dude. You are old."
* Professor (sleeping)- "I don't blame him."
* Professor (dead)- "
* Pig Queen- "Afternoon, queenie."
* Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
* Pig Queen (dead)- "
* Shopkeep- "Anything good today?"
* Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Dream on, buddy."
* Shopkeep (dead)- "
* Usher- "
* Usher (sleeping)- "
* Usher (dead)- "
* Worker- "Hey, you any good at waxing a board?"
* Worker (sleeping)- "I'm right there with you, dude."
* Worker (dead)- "
* Kingfisher (normal and held)- "Gnarly beak, dude."
* Kingfisher (sleeping)- "How do you sleep like that without falling over?"
* Kingfisher (dead)- "Aww... That's bogus."
* Parrot (normal and held)- "Beautiful plumage, parrot-dude!"
* Parrot (sleeping)- "Shagged out."
* Parrot (dead)- "Ex-parrot-dude."
* Pigeon (normal and held)- "They're sort of cute."
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "Wish I was with you, buddy."
* Pigeon (dead)- "I hope he died in his sleep."
* Dung Beetle- "It's a grade-A dung surfer."
* Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Someone's grubbing."
* Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "That's the right attitude."
* Dung Beetle (dead)- "Aww... All dunged out."
* Glowfly- "I could lay down and watch them all night."
* Glowfly (sleeping)- "Lights out!"
* Glowfly (dead)- "I wish it hadn't died."
* Glowfly (cocoon)- "I need a sleeping bag like that."
* Pangolden- "Shiny."
* Peagawk- "Beautiful eyes, dude!"
* Peagawk (hiding)- "
* Peagawk (sleeping)- "You need to shut all your eyes to get proper shut-eye!"
* Peagawk (dead)- "Dang. It's dead."
* Peagawk Plume- "Nature makes such pretty things."
* Piko- "It's a little buddy!"
* Piko (sleeping)- "I wish I could join you, buddy."
* Piko (dead)- "No! Little buddy!"
* Orange Piko- "Oh, I get it."
* Thunderbird- "Yeesh. Take it easy owl-dude."
* Thunder Feather- "Pretty feather."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "I'm glad it can't fly."
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Bunch of future pecky jerks."
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The eggs have flown the coop."
* Tallbird Egg- "There's a little dude relaxin' inside."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "Now if I could only get giant toast."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Raw..."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Sorry, lil guy."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Hope it doesn't hard boil."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Gelatinous..."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's growing..."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "C'mon squirt."
* Smallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Eye see you."
* Smallbird (hungry)- "Hope your stomach is as big as your eye."
* Smallbird (starving)- "Blink twice if you're hungry."
* Smallish Tallbird (normal and sleeping)- "It's got a ton of acne under those feathers. Haha, gross."
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "They're always hungry!"
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "You've eaten me out of base and camp!"
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Hey! Stop that!"
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Step off, grey belly!"
* Spider Queen- "I don't bow to royalty."
* Spiderhat- "Ha! I'm your boss now, spiders!"
* Deerclops- "Yikes! We're in the impact zone now!"
* Deerclops Eyeball- "Aw. Kind of reminds me of the boss."
* Ancient Guardian- "Holy horns."
* Guardian's Horn- "It was an ordeal to get this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "Maybe I should keep my distance."
* Thick Fur- "Now I can hibernate in comfort."
* Moose/Goose- "You're a big one, huh!?"
* Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "It will one day hatch into a moo... a goo... a thing."
* Mosling- "Don't you just want to pick it up and squeeze it?"
* Down Feather- "It's soft but... a bit grimy."
* Dragonfly- "I'd never have to put up with this on the open ocean!"
* Scales- "I need a suit of these, immediately."
* Lava Spit (hot)- "Looks spicy."
* Lava Spit (cool)- "All dried up."
====Shipwrecked====
* Palm Treeguard- "Wanna be a board?"
* Quacken- "Surf's up!"
* Quacken Tentacle- "It's much too floppy!"
* Chest of the Depths- "Treasure awaits me!"
* Quacken Beak- "He was probably a bit peckish when he died."
* Sealnado- "This thing needs to relax!"
* Sealnado (failed attack)- "
* Sealnado (seal form)- "I just wanna squish its face into my face."
* Turbine Blades- "Twirly!"
* Magic Seal- "Why would anyone need this much power?"
* Tiger Shark- "I'll never complain about regular sharks again!"
* Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Nasty."
* Shark Gills- "It won't be needing these."
====Hamlet====
* Pugalisk- "Calm down, dude!"
* Snake Bone- "Sorry, little snake dude."
* Petrifying Bones- "Yeesh. Nasty."
* Pugalisk Skull- "He deserved it."
* Queen Womant- "Yeesh. She really needs to chill-out."
* Royal Crown- "This seems like way too much responsibility."
* Ancient Herald- "That dude looks scary."
* Dark Tatters- "It's got a weird vibe to it."
* Large Iron Hulk- "I'm the same way when I wake up from a long nap."
* Infused Iron- "Whoa. It's got a weird glow."
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "He seems like kind of a jerk."
* Pig King- "Am I supposed to curtsy or something?"
* Wes (trapped)- "You probably want me to like, free you or something, huh."
* Abigail- "Hang ten, ectobuddy."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "Just look at that goofy footed weirdo!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Welcome aboard, bud!"
* Yaarctopus- "You seem chill."
====Hamlet====
* Maxameleon- "Where you going?"
* BFB (head)- "How's the weather up there?"
* BFB (leg)- "Nice gams!"
* BFB (tail)- "Reminds me of a wave I carved one time."
=== Food - Meats===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "There is a tiny birdy buddy in here!"
* Egg (cooked)- "... I'm sorry, birdy buddy."
* Meat- "Five second rule!"
* Cooked Meat- "Surfing fuel!"
* Jerky- "Boy, this meat is jerky."
* Morsel- "Mmmmmeat!"
* Cooked Morsel- "A tasty morsel."
* Small Jerky- "A treat that travels well."
* Monster Meat- "Am I really hungry enough?"
* Cooked Monster Meat- "This still looks awful."
* Monster Jerky- "Tough to chew AND crazy-making!"
* Leafy Meat- "It's got all two food groups."
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "Hey, you're not a REAL steak!"
* Drumstick- "Does someone want to cook it for me?"
* Fried Drumstick- "I feel like a warrior."
* Fish- "Blub blub, little chum."
* Cooked Fish- "From my own personal recipe."
* Eel- "If you squint it's actually kind of cute."
* Cooked Eel- "I hope it doesn't make me feel... eel!"
* Koalefant Trunk- "It's a meaty-looking trunk."
* Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's a cold, meaty-looking trunk."
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Seems edible, as far as noses go."
* Frog Legs- "I don't really like touching them."
* Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like doydoy."
* Batilisk Wing- "A couple more of these and I'll be flying!"
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Looks a bit leathery."
====Shipwrecked====
* Dead Dogfish- "Sorry, lil dude."
* Dead Swordfish- "Woah, that fish is HUGE!"
* Tropical Fish- "Such tasty colors!"
* Dead Jellyfish- "It might still sting me."
* Cooked Jellyfish- "I hope this doesn't sting me."
* Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Aw."
* Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Aw jeez. It's even cute when it's cooked."
* Dried Jellyfish- "Looks extra chewy."
* Raw Fish- "Needs more fire."
* "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Righteous non-spoilage!"
* Fish Steak and Cooked Fish Morsel- "Is it snacktime?"
* Fish Morsel- "Small fish from a big pond."
* Limpets- "They're free from the hustle and bustle of daily life."
* Cooked Limpets- "Still a bit slimy."
* Mussel- "I could eat a hundred of these."
* Cooked Mussel- "Needs shallots."
* Roe- "Roe, roe, roe my board... I'm going nuts out here."
* Cooked Roe- "At least they didn't have faces."
* Neon Quattro- "What a cute lil dude!"
* Cooked Neon Quattro- "Sorry. I still gotta eat."
* Pierrot Fish- "I can't kill that! Look how cute it is!"
* Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Delicious, delicious guilt."
* Purple Grouper- "His doofiness is kinda endearing."
* Cooked Purple Grouper- "Sorry, man. It was you or me."
* Shark Fin- "The only kind of fin I wanna see."
* Dead Wobster- "Soon to be good eats."
* Delicious Wobster- "Now that's good eats!"
* Bile-Covered Slop- "Total mushburger."
* Dragoon Heart- "It must have been in love. It's still crazy hot."
====Hamlet====
* Poison Dartfrog Legs- "I don't know why, but I don't think I should eat those yet."
* Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Looks a little tastier."
* Gummy Slug- "Take it easy."
* Cooked Gummy Slug- "Doesn't look very tasty."
=== Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
*Berries- "I guess these will do."
*Roasted Berries- "They're all sticky now."
*Cave Banana- "Potassium!"
* Cooked Cave Banana- "Cooked potassium!"
* Dragon Fruit- "Decadent, and decorative!"
* Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It tastes pretty."
* Durian- "Looks pretty difficult to eat."
* Extra Smelly Durian- "Woah! That smells awful!"
* Pomegranate- "Seedy."
* Sliced Pomegranate- "Hot n' juicy."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "Nothing better on a hot day!"
* Grilled Watermelon- "Hot watermelon..."
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana- "Potassium!"
* Cooked Banana- "Cooked potassium!"
* Coconut- "That's a big nut."
* Halved Coconut- "You get two for the price of one."
* Roasted Coconut- "Yep. It's cooked now."
* Coffee Beans- "Come to mama!"
* Roasted Coffee Beans- "Peppy!"
=== Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Corn- "I can't think of anything corny to say."
* Carrot- "They must've named these after oranges."
* Pumpkin- "You look nice today, pumpkin."
* Eggplant- "I've never seen an egg that shade of purple."
* Popcorn- "I'll need a toothpick soon."
* Roasted Carrot- "Smells good!"
* Hot Pumpkin- "Smells autumn-y."
* Braised Eggplant- "Is this, like, an omelette?"
* Red Cap- "It might be a bad idea to just eat stuff I find on the ground."
* Cooked Red Cap- "I'm not THAT hungry."
* Green Cap- "Looks sort of tasty."
* Cooked Green Cap- "Fried fungus."
* Blue Cap- "I didn't know mushrooms came in blue."
* Cooked Blue Cap- "Did I make it better or worse?"
* Glow Berry- "I find myself strangely attracted to it."
* Lichen- "Can I get something to eat now?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "Cactus flesh... d'you think that's vegetarian?"
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Looks pretty tasty now."
* Cactus Flower- "You ever seen anything as pretty?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Seaweed- "Name says it all."
* Roasted Seaweed- "A little better I guess..."
* Dried Seaweed- "It's better with some crunch."
* Sweet Potato (planted)- "Dessert grows in the ground!"
* Sweet Potato- "Dessert!"
* Cooked Sweet Potato- "Hmm, it's not that sweet actually..."
====Hamlet====
* Aloe- "Aloe's good for everything."
* Cooked Aloe- "Yummy!"
* Asparagus- "It's like they're wearing little vegetable hats."
* Cooked Asparagus- "I'm gonna eat it!"
* Bean Bugs- "You sure do have a lot of energy."
* Cooked Bean Bugs- "I'm not sure I should eat those."
* Lotus Flower- "Pretty!"
* Cooked Lotus Root- "Mmmm...Tasty."
* Nettle- "Whew! Really cleans your sinuses!"
* Radish- "Radish-ical!"
* Cooked Radish- "Mmmm..."
* Tuber- "Doesn't look like it's ripe."
* Fried Tuber- "Can I eat it now?"
* Blooming Tuber- "'Tis the season for tubers."
* Fried Blooming Tuber- "Oh. I was hoping for some fries."
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "Turn that frown upside down!"
* Butter Muffin- "What a pretty muffin!"
* Dragonpie- "Delicious pie!"
* Fishsticks- "Needs chips."
* Fish Tacos- "Anytime is taco time."
* Fist Full of Jam- "Preserve those jams."
* Froggle Bunwich- "Not a bad afternoon snack."
* Fruit Medley- "A sweet treat!"
* Honey Ham- "Is it a special occasion?"
* Honey Nuggets- "I'll just be lying here, shoving these into my mouth."
* Kabobs- "It's like a meatsicle!"
* Mandrake Soup- "Mystical soup."
* Meatballs- "Saucy."
* Meaty Stew- "It looks like a pretty hearty meal."
* Monster Lasagna- "Still smells monstery..."
* Pierogi- "Comfort food!"
* Powdercake- "I'll eat whatever."
* Pumpkin Cookies- "Score!"
* Ratatouille- "For treatment of scurvy..."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "Health grub."
* Taffy- "Maybe I could wax my board with this stuff."
* Turkey Dinner- "I am thankful for this."
* Unagi- "Ten more, please!"
* Waffles- "Brunch!"
* Wet Goop- "Is there dry goop?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "Now that's what I call health food."
* Guacamole- "A total snack attack."
* Ice Cream- "Perfect treat to pair with a hammock in the sun."
* Melonsicle- "Eat it before it melts!"
* Spicy Chili- "Yow! Burns my tongue SO GOOD."
* Trail Mix- "Protein!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana Pop- "The best way to keep cool. And very little preparation!"
* Bisque- "That actually might've been worth the effort!"
* California Roll- "I could eat a boat load of that stuff."
* Ceviche- "All I need is sunshine and some good food."
* Coffee- "Smells amazing!"
* Jelly-O Pop- "Is this junk food or health food? I can't tell."
* Lobster Bisque- "Looks fancy. And delicious."
* Lobster Dinner- "Hey wobster, what's eatin' you? Oh, me!"
* Seafood Gumbo- "My favorite!"
* Shark Fin Soup- "I could shove my face right in this."
* Surf 'n' Turf- "Can I eat it on my surfboard?"
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Score!"
* Monster Tartare- "I'm not too keen on putting that in my mouth."
* Mussel Bouillabaise- "Seafood, my favorite."
* Sweet Potato Souffle- "Good enough to eat!"
* Caviar- "I made them fancy, but they're still fish eggs."
* Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Eating a lot cures the desert island blues."
====Hamlet====
* Asparagus Soup- "You can never go wrong with soup."
* Feijoada- "Mmm... you can still taste the dirt."
* Gummy Cake- "It's cake!"
* Hard Shell Tacos- "I prefer corn based tacos."
* Iced Tea- "Ah... hits the spot."
* Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
* Snake Bone Soup- "Nice warm soup."
* Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Cheers!"
* Steamed Ham Sandwich- "It's fast food."
* Tea- "Caffiene!"
=== Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds (normal and specific)- "Ugh, do I have to like, plant these?"
* Toasted Seeds- "Get stuck in my teeth."
* Honey- "Sticky, sweet and good to eat!"
* Butterfly Wings- "I feel pretty bad about that."
* Butter- "Slippery!"
* Rot- "What a waste."
* Rotten Egg- "Smells like a ship cabin."
* Phlegm- "Blech."
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "This should give me some energy."
* Electric Milk- "It feels tingly going down."
* Watermelon Seeds- "I love watermelon... but I hate farm work..."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blubber- "If I had more I could surf in any conditions!"
* Brainy Matter- "I get an uneasy feeling of despair near this."
* Sweet Potato Seeds- "Ugh, I guess I should plant these?"
====Hamlet====
* Clippings- "All my hard work."
* Cooked Seed Pod- "A good meal for little effort."
* Flytrap Stalk- "Gnarly."
* Nectar- "I wonder if I can make honey out of this."
* Magic Water- "Huh. Kinda looks like a little seed."
* Aloe Seeds- "
* Asparagus Seeds- "
* Radish Seeds- "
* Tuber Seeds- "
=== Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "It's making my brain hurt just looking at it."
* Gears- "Looks like robot guts."
* Ashes- "I must've missed the party."
* Ashes of item- "
* Red Gem- "Booty-ful!"
* Blue Gem- "The color of the ocean!"
* Yellow Gem- "It's got a nice energy."
* Green Gem- "The color of nature!"
* Orange Gem- "The world looks fractured when I peer through it!"
* Beard Hair- "Someone is probably missing these."
* Manure- "Surf sewage!"
* Guano- "It's batilisk poop."
* Melty Marbles- "Gross."
* Fake Kazoo- "Aww but I like real kazooing..."
* Gord's Knot- "Gord only knows what this is good for."
* Gnome- "Gnome thanks."
* Tiny Rocketship- "Zzzzzzzoooooom!"
* Frazzled Wires- "Don't wanna touch this with wet hands..."
* Ball and Cup- "Ooh I'm good at this!"
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "Hardened what?"
* Mismatched Buttons- "I don't care if things are matchy."
* Second-hand Dentures- "I might need these if I ever take a gnarly wipeout."
* Lying Robot- "Hey there lil dude. Wanna come with me?"
* Dessicated Tentacle- "Desse-what?"
* Dwarf Star- "Isn't starlight bad for the skin?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "Not your run of the mill skull."
* Bone Shards- "I don't think a cast will help now."
* Old Bell Blueprint- "A recipe for disaster."
====Shipwrecked====
* Venom Gland- "What a terrible gland."
* Dubloons- "It's my lucky day!"
* Hail- "From the freezer in the sky."
* Message in a Bottle- "There must be a better way to send a message..."
* Spoiled Fish- "Gag material!"
* Snake Oil- "I wasn't born yesterday."
* Harpoon- "I don't wanna hurt any poor animals."
* Trident- "I feel like the god of...something!"
* Peg Leg- "Is it weird to just have one?"
* Orange Soda- "Slammable soda!"
* Voodoo Doll- "If I only had a pin..."
* Ukulele- "Choka! A Ukulele!"
* License Plate- "An odd shaped plate..."
* Ancient Vase- "Old timey craftsmanship."
* Brain Cloud Pill- "I only take herbals..."
* Wine Bottle Candle- "A candle in a bottle. Genius."
* Broken AAC Device- "Too much work to figure out what this does..."
* One True Earring- "I hope someone didn't lose this..."
* Old Boot- "Too big..."
* Sextant- "I have no idea how to use that."
* Toy Boat- "Where's the toy surf board?"
* Soaked Candle- "A wet candle in a bottle. Mega-genius!"
* Sea Worther- "So how much is the sea worth?"
* Iron Key- "An iron key. What's it open?"
* Bone Key- "It's a boney key."
* Golden Key- "Fancy."
* Tarnished Crown- "I dig the style."
====Hamlet====
* Oinc- "Heads I take a nap, tails I go to bed."
* Tenpiece Oinc- "Money can't buy happiness. Only naps can"
* Centapiece Oinc- "
* Executive Hammer- "It's like a big eraser."
* Lost Idol- "I should return this to the pig-dudes."
* Lost Totem- "Cool! What is it?"
* Relic Fragment- "Someone would probably want this."
* The Blue Sow- "
* The Jeweled Truffle- "
* Pherostone- "Now I can commune with nature!"
* Alloy- "Hope this is worth all the trouble."
* Chitin- "Probably wouldn't make a good surfboard."
* Stalking Stick- "It's my lazy stick."
* Deed of home ownership- "Huh. Never thought I'd own a house."
* Regal Scepter- "I guess it's important to the pig dudes."
* Royal Gallery Key- "Wonder what it opens."
* Key to the City- "Sweet. I can build my own personal city!"
* Queen Malfalfa- "I should give this to someone."
* Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Could I send this back home?"
* Can of Silly String- "Ha!"
* Noxious Cloud- "Harsh."
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "I can't wait to find a cool Thing!"
* Divining Rod- "What a silly looking device."
* Divining Rod (cold)- "This rod isn't doing all that much."
* Divining Rod (warm)- "I think the rod is trying to tell me something!"
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "Woah, the rod is really going now."
* Divining Rod (hot)- "This rod is going crazy!"
* Divining Rod Holder- "What is that?"
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Maybe it wants a key?"
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Let's get going!"
* Maxwell's Door- "Why would I want to go in there?"
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "Jaunty, but grating."
* Maxwell's Light- "Weird."
* Maxwell Statue- "Guy's got an ego problem."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Must avoid..."
* Sick Worm Hole- "I don't think it's feeling well."
* Nightmare Lock- "Gives me the heeby jeebies."
* Nightmare Throne- "Woah. That's rough, dude."
* Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Sorry dude."
* Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Bummer."
* Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Sorry about your existence."
=== Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "Yup, that's definitely a thing."
* Failed Adventure Mode- "All that work for nothing."
* Freedom- "Hooray, I'm free! Time for a nap?"
* Freezing- "Way too cold!"
* Battlecry- "I'M A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "YOU WILL NOT WIN!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "DESTRUCTION!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "YOU WILL REGRET THIS DAY!"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "I WILL END YOU!"
* Leaving combat- "Oh man, you shoulda seen the look on your face."
* Leaving combat (prey)- "Nah, I was just messin' with you."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "Haha, gotcha."
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "Pssh, nah, we're good."
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Haha, nah. We're cool."
* Activated a Bee Mine- "Relax your thorax!"
* Dusk- "Darkness will be here soon!"
* Entering darkness- "H-holy geez, it's dark! HELP! Help me!"
* Entering light- "Sweet crispy light! I missed you!"
* Doing things in the dark- "HELP! I'm freakin' out here!"
* Failed to do something- "Well that didn't work."
* Failed to craft something- "Haha. I really messed that up."
* Failed to give something- "
* Trying to sleep during the day and in a cave- "I'm not really sleepy."
* Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep!"
* Trying to sleep near monsters- "Sleeping right now seems pretty dangerous."
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "It's doing something else right now."
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Poor guy's dead."
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Aw. Let it sleep."
* Not enough fertilizer- "I think it wants something. Hey! What do you want?"
* Hounds are coming- "Junkyard dogs incomin'."
* Depths Worms are coming- "I'm getting some bad vibes here."
* Boss is coming- "Something big is headed this way!"
* Inventory full- "What am I, a pack animal?"
* Can't rummage (generic)- "Haha, nah."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "It's holding all it can."
* Can't store (invalid item)- "I could jam it in there I guess. Might get smushed."
* Can't bundle (no items)- "There's nothing to wrap!"
* Can't cook (generic)- "Ughh, no."
* Can't cook (too far)- "I just need to walk over there to use it... Ughhh, I'm going to starve!"
* Can't draw (no subject)- "I need to know what to draw first!"
* Can't shave (generic)- "Nah."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "My work here is done."
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "Woah, slow down. She's awake."
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "Nah. Don't wanna."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "Nah. He's busy right now."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "Yeesh. He's too angry now."
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Naw. It's too high."
* Eating- "Not too bad. Heh heh."
* Eating (stale food)- "I mean, I guess that was food."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "Gnarly! I think I'm gonna hurl..."
* Eating (painful food)- "Ish my tongue shupposed t'shwell up like that?"
* Hungry- "I'm crashing like a sick wave! Gimme food!"
* Triggered trap- "My bad."
* Torch and Miner Hat out- "WHERE DID MY LIGHT GO?!"
* Pricked- "Ouch! I got prickled."
* Object broken, fixable- "I should probably repair that. Maybe later."
* Earthquake- "The ground is shaking."
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "Not today, nature!"
* Overheating- "This heat is unbearable."
* Tree Shelter- "Ah. I'm in my element when I'm out of the elements."
* Wetness (low)- "A little water never hurt no one."
* Wetness (medium)- "I'll need to towel off soon."
* Wetness (high)- "My clothes seem to be quite wet."
* Wetness (highest)- "I am thoroughly soaked!"
* Dropping tool while wet- "You're not making this any more fun!"
* Smoldering item- "It's getting too hot to handle!"
* Burnt- "OUCH! That was way too hot!"
* Trying to sleep on fire- "Uhh. That's on fire right now."
====Shipwrecked====
* Volcano eruption warning- "The ground is shaking."
* Volcano eruption- "The volcano speaks!"
* Sea Hounds are coming- "Something smells sharky."
* Crocodogs are coming- "Junkyard dogs incomin'."
* Sealnado is coming- "Something big is coming this way!"
* Map border approaching- "Looks pretty foggy over there."
* Entering map border- "Uhhhm. Where am I?"
* Exiting map border- "The fog is clearing!"
* Riding wave- "Surf's up!"
* Boat losing durability- "My floater is getting pretty beat up."
* Boat leak- "My floater's been dinged!"
* Boat sinking- "This thing is letting on water."
* Trawl Net full- "My work has paid off!"
* Crabbit escape- "I thought it was right here..."
* Wrong world- "I don't think this is anywhere around here."
====Hamlet====
* Can't buy item (generic)- "I guess it's not for sale."
* Can't buy item (not enough money)- "Yeesh. Everything's so expensive here."
* Cannot enter building (generic)- "It's not opening!"
* Cannot enter building (locked)- "Aw... it's locked."
* Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
* Coughing- "Kaff! Kaff! Kaff!"
* Digging in Dung Pile-
** "
** "
** "
* Fog coming- "
* Hay Fever starting- "
* Hay Fever ending- "
* Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
** "That part won't break."
** "Too tough."
** "Come on! Everything has a weak spot!"
* Putting on Living Artifact- "Surf's up!"
* Sneezing- "ahhh... ahhhh...ahhhhhCHOOO!"
* Vampire Bats are coming- "Chill out, flying dudes!"
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "This seems like busywork."
* Accomplishment completed- "Well, that's finished."
===Unimplemented===
* Maxwell's Head- "Woah, did I eat some bad berries?"
* Skull Chest- "This won't Kramp my style."
* Golden Pitchfork- "It makes work feel shiny!"
* Boat- "The second best way to travel."
* Home- "Is it time for a nap?"
* Sunk Boat- "Surfboards don't sink!"
* Tree Clump- "I didn't want to get through anyway."
* Pig Tent- "Doesn't smell too great."
* Lava Pit (generic and normal)- "Gnarly!"
* Lava Pit (low)- "The lava is cooling."
* Lava Pit (out)- "The fire is cooked."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Sometimes I dance to the buzzing beat."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
* Chest (trap)- "
* Portable Crock Pot (held)- "
* Poison Frog- "Best to just leave it alone."
* Peacock- "A tropical turkey!"
* Mr. Skittish- "Hey!"
* Swimming Horror- "AH! I'm losin' it!"
* COFFEEBOT- "I could go for a cup of joe."
* Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
* Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Yeah, I think I'll pass."
* WOODLEGSSAIL- "An acceptable alternative to surfing... I guess."
* BIGFISHINGROD- "I'm ready to find a nice spot to relax with this."
* Beach Turf- "Take the beach to go."
* Tornado- "
* SNAKE_FIRE- "Too hot to handle!"
* PIKE_SKULL- "Well that's not very nice."
* Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "Stay young forever!"
* Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "Awww, you smell like garbage!"
* Chicken- "Love the look, little chicken."
* Chicken (sleeping)- "I wish I could sleep standing up."
* Chicken (dead)- "Awww... poor little guy."
* Peep Hen- "She's a pretty bird."
* Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Sleep well pretty bird."
* Peep Hen (dead)- "Dang. Pretty things die too, I guess."
* Snapdragon- "We don't have to fight."
* Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Maybe I can just sneak past."
* Snapdragon (dead)- "Yeesh. What a way to go."
* Zeb- "Fewer legs means less walking."
* Zeb (sleeping)- "Take a snooze, little dude."
* Zeb (dead)- "You didn't deserve that!"
===Removed===
====Base Game====
* Deadly Feast- "My gut can't handle that!"
* Alchemy Engine- "I wish you were a do-all-the-work-for-me machine."
* Walking Cane- "I can lean on this."
* Cut Grass- "This stuff seems pretty sturdy."
* Touch Stone- "Hope I never need you..."
* Beefalo (naked)- "He's ready for a tropical vacation."
* Azure Feather- "A portable reminder of the beauty of nature."
* Deerclops Eyeball- "Didn't your mother tell you it was rude to stare?"
* Lying Robot- "Lying = true."
*Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "It's still just a child."
*Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "That shrub needs some grub."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "Looks full grown to me."
*Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This is giving me the major jeepers."
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "Sweet aerial!"
* Baby Beefalo- "Never grow up!"
* Smallish Tallbird- "So angsty."
* Freedom- "Hooray, I'm free!"
* Battlecry (generic)- "You forced my hand!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "I just want to cuddle!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "This MY space!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "Stay away!"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
* Leaving combat- "I'll let you off this time!"
* Leaving combat (prey)- "Fine. Be that way."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "That's right. Run!"
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "Yeah, you crawl away!"
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "I showed you!"
* Activated a Bee Mine- "Chill out!"
* Entering darkness- "Eeek! It's so dark!"
* Entering light- "Light! I missed you!"
* Hounds are coming- "I've got a bad feeling about this."
* Boss is coming- "Something big is coming this way!"
* Hungry- "Someone feed me!"
==== Reign of Giants ====
* Bigfoot- "That is one biiig foot."
* Wetness (low)- "A little water never hurt anyone."
* Wetness (medium)- "I might need a towel soon."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cloth- "Fabric from sticks!"
* Surfboard- "My pride and joy!"
* Obsidian Machete- "Takes a lot of work to get you hot."
* Poison Speargun- "Highly contagious."
* Cutlass Supreme- "A proud weapon. Look out world!"
* Prime Ape Hut- "Like a barrel of monkeys..."
* Viney Bush- "Looks pretty tangled."
* Viney Bush (stump)- "Not so viney anymore."
* Wobster Den- "I can wait."
* Limpet Rock- "Easy pickings."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail)- "It must've dived."
* Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Whale, whale, whale."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "The waters are too rough."
* Seashell- "No two are alike. Well, except those two. And, uh... that one."
* Swordfish- "Woah, that fish is HUGE!"
* Jellyfish (held)- "I hate these things."
* Limpets- "Limpets Bizkets."
* Speargun- "Point. Shoot."
* Poison Speargun- "Highly contagious."
* Obsidian Speargun- "Oh, I like you."
* Obsidian Armor- "This brittle material is surprisingly protective."
* Flup- "Stop staring!"
====Hamlet====
* Cork Barrel (normal and burnt)- "That's handy."
* Glowfly- "I could lay down and watch them all day."
* Scorpion- "Please stop existing so close to me."
== Trivia==
*Walani's quote when examining a raft ("Worst. Surfboard. Ever.") is a reference to the Comic Book Guy character from the animated sitcom The Simpsons.
*The former examine quote for raw Limpets ("Limpets Bizkets.") is a reference to the nu metal band Limp Bizkit.
*The quote for Floaty Boaty Knights ("What a horrible knight to have a curse.") may be a reference to the 1987 video game Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.
*The quote for the Fishing Rod ("Have rod will travel") is a reference to the 1957 television series Have Gun – Will Travel.
*Her quote for the Hibearnation Vest is a reference to the song sung in The Simpsons episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds".
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