Southern Skibidese language

Southern Skibidese is a dialect of the Skibidese language spoken by Skibidi Toilets. It is a language where each utterance is a variant of the word "skibidi". It is written in a variant of the Greek alphabet, though there exists a romanization system.
==Phonology and phonotactics==
Southern Skibidese has unique and extremely restrictive phonotactics such that it is almost impossible to describe its phonology without simultaneously going over its phonotactics.
All words are trisyllabic, namely variants of the word "skibidi".
===First syllable===
The first syllable must consist, in the following given order, of an S-sound, a K-sound, and an I-sound.
====S-sounds====
S-sounds can be:
* geminated (long) or non-geminated,
* aspirated or non-aspirated,
* labialized or non-labialized, and
* ejective or non-ejective.
This means that there are 16 possible S-sounds.
Due to the widespread failure of all font renderers to position combining diacritics, the letters cannot be written in their native script. Correctly, all S-letters are written with the Greek sigma "Σ" as their base letter.
IPA 	Diacritical Romanization	ASCII Romanization
/s/ 	S 	S
/sʷ/ 	S̆ 	Sw
/sʰ/ 	S̃ 	Sh
/sʷʰ/ 	S̆̃ 	Swh
/sʼ/ 	S̭ 	S'
/sʼʷ/ 	S̭̆ 	S'w
/sʼʰ/ 	S̭̃ 	S'h
/sʼʷʰ/ 	S̭̆̃ 	S'wh
/sː/ 	S̠ 	SS
/sʷː/ 	S̠̆ 	SSw
/sʰː/ 	S̠̃ 	SSh
/sʷʰː/ 	S̠̆̃ 	SSwh
/sʼː/ 	S̭̠ 	SS'
/sʼʷː/ 	S̭̠̆ 	SS'w
/sʼʰː/ 	S̭̠̃ 	SS'h
/sʼʷʰː/	S̭̠̆̃ 	SS'wh
====K-sounds====
K-sounds can be:
* geminated (long) or non-geminated,
* aspirated or non-aspirated,
* labialized or non-labialized,
* glottalic egressive (ejective), pulmonic egressive ("normal"), or glottalic ingressive (implosive), and
* palatal, palato-velar, velar, or uvular. 
This means that there are 96 possible K-sounds.
Due to the widespread failure of all font renderers to position combining diacritics, the letters cannot be written in their native script. Correctly, all K-letters are written with the Greek kappa "Κ" as their base letter.
IPA 	Diacritical Romanization	ASCII Romanization
/c/ 	K̟ 	KYY
/c̠/ 	K̝ 	KY
/k/ 	K 	K
/q/ 	K̩ 	KU
/cʼ/ 	K̟̭ 	KYY'
/c̠ʼ/ 	K̝̭ 	KY'
/kʼ/ 	K̭ 	K'
/qʼ/ 	K̩̭ 	KU'
/cʼ↓/ 	K̟̬ 	KYYQ
/c̠ʼ↓/ 	K̝̬ 	KYQ
/kʼ↓/ 	K̬ 	KQ
/qʼ↓/ 	K̩̬ 	KUQ
/cʷ/ 	K̟̆ 	KYYw
/c̠ʷ/ 	K̝̆ 	KYw
/kʷ/ 	K̆ 	Kw
/qʷ/ 	K̩̆ 	KUw
/cʼʷ/ 	K̟̭̆ 	KYY'w
/c̠ʼʷ/ 	K̝̭̆ 	KY'w
/kʼʷ/ 	K̭̆ 	K'w
/qʼʷ/ 	K̩̭̆ 	KU'w
/cʼ↓ʷ/ 	K̟̬̆ 	KYYQw
/c̠ʼ↓ʷ/ 	K̝̬̆ 	KYQw
/kʼ↓ʷ/ 	K̬̆ 	KQw
/qʼ↓ʷ/ 	K̩̬̆ 	KUQw
/cʰ/ 	K̟̃ 	KYYh
/c̠ʰ/ 	K̝̃ 	KYh
/kʰ/ 	K̃ 	Kh
/qʰ/ 	K̩̃ 	KUh
/cʼʰ/ 	K̟̭̃ 	KYY'h
/c̠ʼʰ/ 	K̝̭̃ 	KY'h
/kʼʰ/ 	K̭̃ 	K'h
/qʼʰ/ 	K̩̭̃ 	KU'h
/cʼ↓ʰ/ 	K̟̬̃ 	KYYQh
/c̠ʼ↓ʰ/ 	K̝̬̃ 	KYQh
/kʼ↓ʰ/ 	K̬̃ 	KQh
/qʼ↓ʰ/ 	K̩̬̃ 	KUQh
/cʷʰ/ 	K̟̆̃ 	KYYwh
/c̠ʷʰ/ 	K̝̆̃ 	KYwh
/kʷʰ/ 	K̆̃ 	Kwh
/qʷʰ/ 	K̩̆̃ 	KUwh
/cʼʷʰ/ 	K̟̭̆̃ 	KYY'wh
/c̠ʼʷʰ/ 	K̝̭̆̃ 	KY'wh
/kʼʷʰ/ 	K̭̆̃ 	K'wh
/qʼʷʰ/ 	K̩̭̆̃ 	KU'wh
/cʼ↓ʷʰ/ 	K̟̬̆̃ 	KYYQwh
/c̠ʼ↓ʷʰ/	K̝̬̆̃ 	KYQwh
/kʼ↓ʷʰ/ 	K̬̆̃ 	KQwh
/qʼ↓ʷʰ/ 	K̩̬̆̃ 	KUQwh
/cː/ 	K̟̄ 	KKYY
/c̠ː/ 	K̝̄ 	KKY
/kː/ 	K̄ 	KK
/qː/ 	K̩̄ 	KKU
/cʼː/ 	K̟̭̄ 	KKYY'
/c̠ʼː/ 	K̝̭̄ 	KKY'
/kʼː/ 	K̭̄ 	KK'
/qʼː/ 	K̩̭̄ 	KKU'
/cʼ↓ː/ 	K̟̬̄ 	KKYYQ
/c̠ʼ↓ː/ 	K̝̬̄ 	KKYQ
/kʼ↓ː/ 	K̬̄ 	KKQ
/qʼ↓ː/ 	K̩̬̄ 	KKUQ
/cʷː/ 	K̟̆̄ 	KKYYw
/c̠ʷː/ 	K̝̆̄ 	KKYw
/kʷː/ 	K̆̄ 	KKw
/qʷː/ 	K̩̆̄ 	KKUw
/cʼʷː/ 	K̟̭̆̄ 	KKYY'w
/c̠ʼʷː/ 	K̝̭̆̄ 	KKY'w
/kʼʷː/ 	K̭̆̄ 	KK'w
/qʼʷː/ 	K̩̭̆̄ 	KKU'w
/cʼ↓ʷː/ 	K̟̬̆̄ 	KKYYQw
/c̠ʼ↓ʷː/	K̝̬̆̄ 	KKYQw
/kʼ↓ʷː/ 	K̬̆̄ 	KKQw
/qʼ↓ʷː/ 	K̩̬̆̄ 	KKUQw
/cʰː/ 	K̟̃̄ 	KKYYh
/c̠ʰː/ 	K̝̃̄ 	KKYh
/kʰː/ 	K̃̄ 	KKh
/qʰː/ 	K̩̃̄ 	KKUh
/cʼʰː/ 	K̟̭̃̄ 	KKYY'h
/c̠ʼʰː/ 	K̝̭̃̄ 	KKY'h
/kʼʰː/ 	K̭̃̄ 	KK'h
/qʼʰː/ 	K̩̭̃̄ 	KKU'h
/cʼ↓ʰː/ 	K̟̬̃̄ 	KKYYQh
/c̠ʼ↓ʰː/	K̝̬̃̄ 	KKYQh
/kʼ↓ʰː/ 	K̬̃̄ 	KKQh
/qʼ↓ʰː/ 	K̩̬̃̄ 	KKUQh
/cʷʰː/ 	K̟̆̃̄ 	KKYYwh
/c̠ʷʰː/ 	K̝̆̃̄ 	KKYwh
/kʷʰː/ 	K̆̃̄ 	KKwh
/qʷʰː/ 	K̩̆̃̄ 	KKUwh
/cʼʷʰː/ 	K̟̭̆̃̄ 	KKYY'wh
/c̠ʼʷʰː/	K̝̭̆̃̄ 	KKY'wh
/kʼʷʰː/ 	K̭̆̃̄ 	KK'wh
/qʼʷʰː/ 	K̩̭̆̃̄ 	KKU'wh
/cʼ↓ʷʰː/	K̟̬̆̃̄ 	KKYYQwh
/c̠ʼ↓ʷʰː/	K̝̬̆̃̄ 	KKYQwh
/kʼ↓ʷʰː/	K̬̆̃̄ 	KKQwh
/qʼ↓ʷʰː/	K̩̬̆̃̄ 	KKUQwh
====I-sounds====
I-sounds are the syllables' vowels, and the only vowels in Southern Skibidese. They can be:
* geminated (long) or non-geminated, 
* nasalized or non-nasalized,
* slightly rounded or non-rounded, and
* close or near-close, and front or near-front.
This means that there are 32 possible I-sounds.
Due to the widespread failure of all font renderers to position combining diacritics, the letters cannot be written in their native script. Correctly, all I-letters are written with the Greek iota "Ι" as their base letter.
IPA 	Diacritical Romanization	ASCII Romanization
/i/ 	I 	I
/i̞/	Ï 	IE
/ɪ̝/	I̤ 	IY
/ɪ/ 	Ị 	IH
/i̹/	I̹ 	IU
/i̞̹/	Ï̹ 	IEU
/ɪ̝̹/	I̤̹ 	IYU
/ɪ̹/	Ị̹ 	IHU
/ĩ/ 	Ȋ 	In
/ĩ̞/	Ï̑ 	IEn
/ɪ̝̃/	Ȋ̤ 	IYn
/ɪ̃/	Ị̑ 	IHn
/ĩ̹/	Ȋ̹ 	IUn
/ĩ̞̹/	Ï̹̑ 	IEUn
/ɪ̝̹̃/	Ȋ̤̹ 	IYUn
/ɪ̹̃/	Ị̹̑ 	IHUn
/iː/	Ī 	II
/i̞ː/	Ï̄ 	IIE
/ɪ̝ː/	Ī̤ 	IIY
/ɪː/	Ị̄ 	IIH
/i̹ː/	Ī̹ 	IIU
/i̞̹ː/	Ï̹̄ 	IIEU
/ɪ̝̹ː/	Ī̤̹ 	IIYU
/ɪ̹ː/	Ị̹̄ 	IIHU
/ĩː/	Ȋ̄ 	IIn
/ĩ̞ː/	Ï̑̄ 	IIEn
/ɪ̝̃ː/	Ȋ̤̄ 	IIYn
/ɪ̃ː/	Ị̑̄ 	IIHn
/ĩ̹ː/	Ȋ̹̄ 	IIUn
/ĩ̞̹ː/	Ï̹̑̄ 	IIEUn
/ɪ̝̹̃ː/	Ȋ̤̹̄ 	IIYUn
/ɪ̹̃ː/	Ị̹̑̄ 	IIHUn
===Second syllable===
The second syllable must consist, in the following given order, of a B-sound and an I-sound.
====B-sounds====
B-sounds can be:
* geminated (long) or non-geminated,
* aspirated or non-aspirated,
* labialized or non-labialized, and
* non-implosive or implosive
This means that there are 16 possible B-sounds.
Due to the widespread failure of all font renderers to position combining diacritics, the letters cannot be written in their native script. Correctly, all B-letters are written with the Greek beta "Β" as their base letter.
The sound analyzed as an aspirated bilabial implosive has also been analyzed as the sequence /ɓɦ/.
IPA 	Diacritical Romanization	ASCII Romanization
/b/ 	B 	B
/ɓ/ 	B̬ 	BQ
/bʷ/ 	B̆ 	Bw
/ɓʷ/ 	B̬̆ 	BQw
/bʱ/ 	B̃ 	Bh
/ɓʱ/ 	B̬̃ 	BQh
/bʷʱ/ 	B̆̃ 	Bwh
/ɓʷʱ/ 	B̬̆̃ 	BQwh
/bː/ 	B̄ 	BB
/ɓː/ 	B̬̄ 	BBQ
/bʷː/ 	B̆̄ 	BBw
/ɓʷː/ 	B̬̆̄ 	BBQw
/bʱː/ 	B̃̄ 	BBh
/ɓʱː/ 	B̬̃̄ 	BBQh
/bʷʱː/	B̆̃̄ 	BBwh
/ɓʷʱː/	B̬̆̃̄ 	BBQwh
===Third syllable===
The third syllable must consist, in the following given order, of a D-sound and an I-sound.
====D-sounds====
D-sounds can be:
* geminated (long) or non-geminated,
* aspirated or non-aspirated,
* labialized or non-labialized,
* non-implosive or implosive, and
* interdental, dental, alveolar, post-alveolar, or retroflex
This means that there are 80 possible D-sounds. Each consonant's "base" (/d̪̟/, /d̪/, /d/. /d̠/, /ɖ/), is in allophonic free variation with a corresponding variant of an alveolar flap (/ɾ̪̠/, /ɾ̪/, /ɾ/, /ɾ̠/, and /ɖ̆/).
Due to the widespread failure of all font renderers to position combining diacritics, the letters cannot be written in their native script. Correctly, all D-letters are written with the Greek delta "Δ" as their base letter.
IPA 	Diacritical Romanization	ASCII Romanization
/d̪̟/ 	D̟ 	DH
/d̪/ 	D̝ 	DT
/d/ 	D 	D
/d̠/ 	D̩ 	DY
/ɖ/ 	D͈ 	DR
/d̪̟↓/ 	D̟̬ 	DHQ
/d̪↓/ 	D̝̬ 	DTQ
/d↓/ 	D̬ 	DQ
/d̠↓/ 	D̩̬ 	DYQ
/ɖ↓/ 	D͈̬ 	DRQ
/d̪̟ʷ/ 	D̟̆ 	DHw
/d̪ʷ/ 	D̝̆ 	DTw
/dʷ/ 	D̆ 	Dw
/d̠ʷ/ 	D̩̆ 	DYw
/ɖʷ/ 	D͈̆ 	DRw
/d̪̟↓ʷ/	D̟̬̆ 	DHQw
/d̪↓ʷ/ 	D̝̬̆ 	DTQw
/d↓ʷ/ 	D̬̆ 	DQw
/d̠↓ʷ/ 	D̩̬̆ 	DYQw
/ɖ↓ʷ/ 	D͈̬̆ 	DRQw
/d̪̟ʱ/ 	D̟̃ 	DHh
/d̪ʱ/ 	D̝̃ 	DTh
/dʱ/ 	D̃ 	Dh
/d̠ʱ/ 	D̩̃ 	DYh
/ɖʱ/ 	D͈̃ 	DRh
/d̪̟↓ʱ/	D̟̬̃ 	DHQh
/d̪↓ʱ/ 	D̝̬̃ 	DTQh
/d↓ʱ/ 	D̬̃ 	DQh
/d̠↓ʱ/ 	D̩̬̃ 	DYQh
/ɖ↓ʱ/ 	D͈̬̃ 	DRQh
/d̪̟ʷʱ/	D̟̆̃ 	DHwh
/d̪ʷʱ/ 	D̝̆̃ 	DTwh
/dʷʱ/ 	D̆̃ 	Dwh
/d̠ʷʱ/ 	D̩̆̃ 	DYwh
/ɖʷʱ/ 	D͈̆̃ 	DRwh
/d̪̟↓ʷʱ/	D̟̬̆̃ 	DHQwh
/d̪↓ʷʱ/	D̝̬̆̃ 	DTQwh
/d↓ʷʱ/ 	D̬̆̃ 	DQwh
/d̠↓ʷʱ/	D̩̬̆̃ 	DYQwh
/ɖ↓ʷʱ/ 	D͈̬̆̃ 	DRQwh
/d̪̟ː/ 	D̟̄ 	DDH
/d̪ː/ 	D̝̄ 	DDT
/dː/ 	D̄ 	DD
/d̠ː/ 	D̩̄ 	DDY
/ɖː/ 	D͈̄ 	DDR
/d̪̟↓ː/	D̟̬̄ 	DDHQ
/d̪↓ː/ 	D̝̬̄ 	DDTQ
/d↓ː/ 	D̬̄ 	DDQ
/d̠↓ː/ 	D̩̬̄ 	DDYQ
/ɖ↓ː/ 	D͈̬̄ 	DDRQ
/d̪̟ʷː/	D̟̆̄ 	DDHw
/d̪ʷː/ 	D̝̆̄ 	DDTw
/dʷː/ 	D̆̄ 	DDw
/d̠ʷː/ 	D̩̆̄ 	DDYw
/ɖʷː/ 	D͈̆̄ 	DDRw
/d̪̟↓ʷː/	D̟̬̆̄ 	DDHQw
/d̪↓ʷː/	D̝̬̆̄ 	DDTQw
/d↓ʷː/ 	D̬̆̄ 	DDQw
/d̠↓ʷː/	D̩̬̆̄ 	DDYQw
/ɖ↓ʷː/ 	D͈̬̆̄ 	DDRQw
/d̪̟ʱː/	D̟̃̄ 	DDHh
/d̪ʱː/ 	D̝̃̄ 	DDTh
/dʱː/ 	D̃̄ 	DDh
/d̠ʱː/ 	D̩̃̄ 	DDYh
/ɖʱː/ 	D͈̃̄ 	DDRh
/d̪̟↓ʱː/	D̟̬̃̄ 	DDHQh
/d̪↓ʱː/	D̝̬̃̄ 	DDTQh
/d↓ʱː/ 	D̬̃̄ 	DDQh
/d̠↓ʱː/	D̩̬̃̄ 	DDYQh
/ɖ↓ʱː/ 	D͈̬̃̄ 	DDRQh
/d̪̟ʷʱː/	D̟̆̃̄ 	DDHwh
/d̪ʷʱː/	D̝̆̃̄ 	DDTwh
/dʷʱː/ 	D̆̃̄ 	DDwh
/d̠ʷʱː/	D̩̆̃̄ 	DDYwh
/ɖʷʱː/ 	D͈̆̃̄ 	DDRwh
/d̪̟↓ʷʱː/	D̟̬̆̃̄ 	DDHQwh
/d̪↓ʷʱː/	D̝̬̆̃̄ 	DDTQwh
/d↓ʷʱː/	D̬̆̃̄ 	DDQwh
/d̠↓ʷʱː/	D̩̬̆̃̄ 	DDYQwh
/ɖ↓ʷʱː/	D͈̬̆̃̄ 	DDRQwh
===Overall===
There are 49,152 (16×96×32) possible first consonants, 512 (16×32) possible second consonants, and 2,560 (80×32) possible third consonants, allowing for 64,424,509,440 possible words. However, the third syllable is mostly reserved for grammar functions, leaving only about 25 million possible stems. Notably, the language's highly-restrictive phonotactics make loanword formation nearly impossible.
==Lexicon==
===Nouns===
The following are a selection of undeclined nouns:
Translation 	Romanization	IPA 	ASCII Romanization
water 	S̭̄K̟̭̃I̤B̬̆̃̄I̹D̆Ï	/sʼːcʼʰɪ̝.ɓʷʱːi̹.dʷi̞/	SS'KYY'hIY-BBQwhIU-DwIE
toilet 	S̄̃K̟̆̄Ī̤B̆̃̄Ȋ̹̄D̆Ï	/sʰːcʷːɪ̝ː.bʷʱːĩ̹ː.dʷi̞/	SShKKYYwIIY-BBwhIIUn-DwIE
porcelain 	S̆K̟Ȋ̤B̬̆̃I̤̹D̆Ï	/sʷcɪ̝̃.ɓʷʱɪ̝̹.dʷi̞/ 	SwKYYIYn-BQwhIYU-DwIE
urinal 	S̄K̩̭Ī̹B̬̄Ī̤̹D̆Ï	/sːqʼi̹ː.ɓːɪ̝̹ː.dʷi̞/ 	SSKU'IIU-BBQIIYU-DwIE
urine 	S̭̃K̩̭̆̃̄Ị̹B̆̄Ȋ̹̄D̆Ï	/sʼʰqʼʷʰːɪ̹.bʷːĩ̹ː.dʷi̞/	S'hKKU'whIHU-BBwIIUn-DwIE
feces 	S̄̆̃K̟̬̃̄Ï̹̑̄B̆̄ỊD̆Ï	/sʷʰːcʼ↓ʰːĩ̞̹ː.bʷːɪ.dʷi̞/	SSwhKKYYQhIIEUn-BBwIH-DwIE
head 	S̆̃K̬̄Ï̹B̬̆̄ID̆Ï	/sʷʰkʼ↓ːi̞̹.ɓʷːi.dʷi̞/	SwhKKQIEU-BBQwI-DwIE
skull 	S̃K̬̆̃Ȋ̹̄B̆̄ID̆Ï	/sʰkʼ↓ʷʰĩ̹ː.bʷːi.dʷi̞/	ShKQwhIIUn-BBwI-DwIE
bone 	S̭̆K̝̃̄Ī̤̹B̄Ị̑D̆Ï	/sʼʷc̄ʰːɪ̝̹ː.bːɪ̃.dʷi̞/	S'wKKYhIIYU-BBIHn-DwIE
hair 	S̭̄K̃̄Ȋ̹̄B̆̄Ï̑̄D̆Ï	/sʼːkʰːĩ̹ː.bʷːĩ̞ː.dʷi̞/	SS'KKhIIUn-BBwIIEn-DwIE
face 	S̄K̭̆̄Ȋ̹BȊ̤̹D̆Ï	/sːkʼʷːĩ̹.bɪ̝̹̃.dʷi̞/ 	SSKK'wIUn-BIYUn-DwIE
eyes 	S̃K̟̬Ȋ̤̄B̬̆̃̄ÏD̆Ï	/sʰcʼ↓ɪ̝̃ː.ɓʷʱːi̞.dʷi̞/	ShKYYQIIYn-BBQwhIE-DwIE
nose 	S̆K̟̬̄Ȋ̤̄B̆̄Ï̑̄D̆Ï	/sʷcʼ↓ːɪ̝̃ː.bʷːĩ̞ː.dʷi̞/	SwKKYYQIIYn-BBwIIEn-DwIE
mouth 	S̄K̝̭̆ÏB̃Ȋ̤̄D̆Ï	/sːc̄ʼʷi̞.bʱɪ̝̃ː.dʷi̞/	SSKY'wIE-BhIIYn-DwIE
jaw 	S̭̃K̟̆̄Ȋ̤̹̄B̆Ị̄D̆Ï	/sʼʰcʷːɪ̝̹̃ː.bʷɪː.dʷi̞/	S'hKKYYwIIYUn-BwIIH-DwIE
tongue 	S̭̄̆K̝̭̆̃I̤̹B̄ÏD̆Ï	/sʼʷːc̄ʼʷʰɪ̝̹.bːi̞.dʷi̞/	SS'wKY'whIYU-BBIE-DwIE
lips 	S̭̄̆̃K̟̬̄Ȋ̹̄B̬̆Ȋ̤̹D̆Ï	/sʼʷʰːcʼ↓ːĩ̹ː.ɓʷɪ̝̹̃.dʷi̞/	SS'whKKYYQIIUn-BQwIYUn-DwIE
sound 	S̭̃K̝̭̆̃ỊB̬̃Ï̹̑D̆Ï	/sʼʰc̄ʼʷʰɪ.ɓʱĩ̞̹.dʷi̞/	S'hKY'whIH-BQhIEUn-DwIE
knife 	S̆K̩̆̃̄Ï̹̑̄B̬̃̄Ȋ̄D̆Ï	/sʷqʷʰːĩ̞̹ː.ɓʱːĩː.dʷi̞/	SwKKUwhIIEUn-BBQhIIn-DwIE
death 	S̭̆̃K̭̃Ï̹̄B̬̄Ī̤D̆Ï	/sʼʷʰkʼʰi̞̹ː.ɓːɪ̝ː.dʷi̞/	S'whK'hIIEU-BBQIIY-DwIE
blood 	SK̃̄Ị̹B̆Ị̹̑̄D̆Ï	/skʰːɪ̹.bʷɪ̹̃ː.dʷi̞/ 	SKKhIHU-BwIIHUn-DwIE
fire 	S̭̃K̝̬̃̄Ị̹̄BÏ̑D̆Ï	/sʼʰc̄ʼ↓ʰːɪ̹ː.bĩ̞.dʷi̞/	S'hKKYQhIIHU-BIEn-DwIE
explosion 	S̭̆K̩̭̆̃̄I̤B̬̆Ị̑D̆Ï	/sʼʷqʼʷʰːɪ̝.ɓʷɪ̃.dʷi̞/	S'wKKU'whIY-BQwIHn-DwIE
shard 	S̭̄̆̃K̩̬̆̃Ȋ̤̄B̬̄I̤̹D̆Ï	/sʼʷʰːqʼ↓ʷʰɪ̝̃ː.ɓːɪ̝̹.dʷi̞/	SS'whKUQwhIIYn-BBQIYU-DwIE
earth/ground 	S̭̄̃K̩̆̄ÏB̬̆̄I̤̹D̆Ï	/sʼʰːqʷːi̞.ɓʷːɪ̝̹.dʷi̞/	SS'hKKUwIE-BBQwIYU-DwIE
air 	S̭̆KÏB̬̃̄Ȋ̄D̆Ï	/sʼʷki̞.ɓʱːĩː.dʷi̞/ 	S'wKIE-BBQhIIn-DwIE
sky 	S̄K̝̬̃̄Ï̹̄B̬̆Ȋ̤̹D̆Ï	/sːc̄ʼ↓ʰːi̞̹ː.ɓʷɪ̝̹̃.dʷi̞/	SSKKYQhIIEU-BQwIYUn-DwIE
sun 	S̭̃K̝̬̄Ȋ̤̹̄B̬̃Ȋ̹D̆Ï	/sʼʰc̄ʼ↓ːɪ̝̹̃ː.ɓʱĩ̹.dʷi̞/	S'hKKYQIIYUn-BQhIUn-DwIE
cloud 	S̭̄̃K̩̆Ī̹BȊ̤D̆Ï	/sʼʰːqʷi̹ː.bɪ̝̃.dʷi̞/ 	SS'hKUwIIU-BIYn-DwIE
light 	S̆K̟̬̆Ȋ̹̄BỊ̹̑D̆Ï	/sʷcʼ↓ʷĩ̹ː.bɪ̹̃.dʷi̞/ 	SwKYYQwIIUn-BIHUn-DwIE
wood 	S̆̃K̟̭Ï̑̄B̬̃I̹D̆Ï	/sʷʰcʼĩ̞ː.ɓʱi̹.dʷi̞/ 	SwhKYY'IIEn-BQhIU-DwIE
concrete 	S̭̆K̩̆̃Ï̑̄B̬Ï̹̄D̆Ï	/sʼʷqʷʰĩ̞ː.ɓi̞̹ː.dʷi̞/	S'wKUwhIIEn-BQIIEU-DwIE
glass 	S̭̄̆K̩̃̄Ị̑B̆Ī̤̹D̆Ï	/sʼʷːqʰːɪ̃.bʷɪ̝̹ː.dʷi̞/	SS'wKKUhIHn-BwIIYU-DwIE
plastic 	SK̭̆̃Ị̄B̆̃̄Ī̤̹D̆Ï	/skʼʷʰɪː.bʷʱːɪ̝̹ː.dʷi̞/	SK'whIIH-BBwhIIYU-DwIE
house 	S̄̃K̭̃̄Ï̑B̬̃̄Ȋ̄D̆Ï	/sʰːkʼʰːĩ̞.ɓʱːĩː.dʷi̞/	SShKK'hIEn-BBQhIIn-DwIE
office 	S̭̄̆̃K̩̭̄IB̆̃I̤D̆Ï	/sʼʷʰːqʼːi.bʷʱɪ̝.dʷi̞/	SS'whKKU'I-BwhIY-DwIE
large building	S̄̆K̟̭̆̃̄Ï̹B̃Ȋ̄D̆Ï	/sʷːcʼʷʰːi̞̹.bʱĩː.dʷi̞/	SSwKKYY'whIEU-BhIIn-DwIE
city 	S̃K̩̭̃̄Ï̹̄B̬̆̃Ị̹̑̄D̆Ï	/sʰqʼʰːi̞̹ː.ɓʷʱɪ̹̃ː.dʷi̞/	ShKKU'hIIEU-BQwhIIHUn-DwIE
sand 	S̭̆̃KȊ̤̹̄B̆̄Ȋ̤̹̄D̆Ï	/sʼʷʰkɪ̝̹̃ː.bʷːɪ̝̹̃ː.dʷi̞/	S'whKIIYUn-BBwIIYUn-DwIE
ocean 	S̄K̝̭̃̄Ị̹̄B̬̃̄ỊD̆Ï	/sːc̄ʼʰːɪ̹ː.ɓʱːɪ.dʷi̞/	SSKKY'hIIHU-BBQhIH-DwIE
salt 	S̭̆K̝̬Ï̹̑B̬̆̃ÏD̆Ï	/sʼʷc̄ʼ↓ĩ̞̹.ɓʷʱi̞.dʷi̞/	S'wKYQIEUn-BQwhIE-DwIE
animal 	S̭̆̃K̟̭̄Ī̹B̄Ï̹̑̄D̆Ï	/sʼʷʰcʼːi̹ː.bːĩ̞̹ː.dʷi̞/	S'whKKYY'IIU-BBIIEUn-DwIE
enemy 	S̆K̟̬̆̃Ị̹B̆̃Ȋ̹D̆Ï	/sʷcʼ↓ʷʰɪ̹.bʷʱĩ̹.dʷi̞/	SwKYYQwhIHU-BwhIUn-DwIE
ally 	S̄̆̃K̟̃̄Ị̹̑̄B̆̃I̤̹D̆Ï	/sʷʰːcʰːɪ̹̃ː.bʷʱɪ̝̹.dʷi̞/	SSwhKKYYhIIHUn-BwhIYU-DwIE
cameraman 	S̭̄K̆̃̄Ị̹̑̄B̬̆̃̄ID̆Ï	/sʼːkʷʰːɪ̹̃ː.ɓʷʱːi.dʷi̞/	SS'KKwhIIHUn-BBQwhI-DwIE
spy 	S̃K̩̬̄Ï̑B̬̆̄Ị̑D̆Ï	/sʰqʼ↓ːĩ̞.ɓʷːɪ̃.dʷi̞/ 	ShKKUQIEn-BBQwIHn-DwIE
war 	S̄̆̃K̬̆̄ÏB̆̄Ị̑̄D̆Ï	/sʷʰːkʼ↓ʷːi̞.bʷːɪ̃ː.dʷi̞/	SSwhKKQwIE-BBwIIHn-DwIE
===Verbs===
Likewise, the following are verb infinitives.
Translation 	Romanization	IPA 	ASCII Romanization
be 	S̭̆̃K̩̬̃̄Ï̑B̬̆̃Ị̹D̃Ī	/sʼʷʰqʼ↓ʰːĩ̞.ɓʷʱɪ̹.dʰiː/	S'whKKUQhIEn-BQwhIHU-DhII
fly 	S̭̄K̝̭̆̃̄Ȋ̹B̆̄ĪD̃Ī	/sʼːc̄ʼʷʰːĩ̹.bʷːiː.dʰiː/	SS'KKY'whIUn-BBwII-DhII
see 	S̭̆̃K̬̄Ï̑̄B̬̆̃̄Ị̹̑̄D̃Ī	/sʼʷʰkʼ↓ːĩ̞ː.ɓʷʱːɪ̹̃ː.dʰiː/	S'whKKQIIEn-BBQwhIIHUn-DhII
smell 	S̭̄̆̃K̭̃̄Ȋ̤̄B̃Ị̑D̃Ī	/sʼʷʰːkʼʰːɪ̝̃ː.bʱɪ̃.dʰiː/	SS'whKK'hIIYn-BhIHn-DhII
taste 	S̭̆K̩̬̆Ï̑B̬Ị̑̄D̃Ī	/sʼʷqʼ↓ʷĩ̞.ɓɪ̃ː.dʰiː/ 	S'wKUQwIEn-BQIIHn-DhII
hear 	S̃K̟Ị̹̑B̬̆Ị̹̄D̃Ī	/sʰcɪ̹̃.ɓʷɪ̹ː.dʰiː/ 	ShKYYIHUn-BQwIIHU-DhII
stink 	S̆K̟̄I̤B̃̄Ï̹̄D̃Ī	/sʷcːɪ̝.bʱːi̞̹ː.dʰiː/ 	SwKKYYIY-BBhIIEU-DhII
go 	S̭̃K̩̆̄Ị̄B̬̄Ị̄D̃Ī	/sʼʰqʷːɪː.ɓːɪː.dʰiː/ 	S'hKKUwIIH-BBQIIH-DhII
feel (an emotion)	S̭K̩̬̄Ȋ̹̄B̬̆Ī̹D̃Ī	/sʼqʼ↓ːĩ̹ː.ɓʷi̹ː.dʰiː/ 	S'KKUQIIUn-BQwIIU-DhII
flush/kill 	S̄̆K̄ỊB̃̄ỊD̃Ī	/sʷːkːɪ.bʱːɪ.dʰiː/ 	SSwKKIH-BBhIH-DhII
stab 	S̃K̝̆̄Ȋ̤B̬̆̃̄Ị̑D̃Ī	/sʰc̄ʷːɪ̝̃.ɓʷʱːɪ̃.dʰiː/ 	ShKKYwIYn-BBQwhIHn-DhII
punch 	SK̭̃̄Ȋ̤̄B̬̆̃̄Ï̹̑̄D̃Ī	/skʼʰːɪ̝̃ː.ɓʷʱːĩ̞̹ː.dʰiː/	SKK'hIIYn-BBQwhIIEUn-DhII
die 	S̭̄̆K̭̃̄I̹B̬̆̃̄Ï̹D̃Ī	/sʼʷːkʼʰːi̹.ɓʷʱːi̞̹.dʰiː/	SS'wKK'hIU-BBQwhIEU-DhII
break 	S̄̃K̩̆̄Ȋ̄BȊD̃Ī	/sʰːqʷːĩː.bĩ.dʰiː/ 	SShKKUwIIn-BIn-DhII
work 	S̄̃K̃Ī̤B̆̃Ị̑̄D̃Ī	/sʰːkʰɪ̝ː.bʷʱɪ̃ː.dʰiː/ 	SShKhIIY-BwhIIHn-DhII
conquer 	S̄K̩̭̆Ī̤̹B̬̃̄Ȋ̹̄D̃Ī	/sːqʼʷɪ̝̹ː.ɓʱːĩ̹ː.dʰiː/ 	SSKU'wIIYU-BBQhIIUn-DhII
invade 	S̭̄̆̃K̆̄I̤B̬̆̃Ī̹D̃Ī	/sʼʷʰːkʷːɪ̝.ɓʷʱi̹ː.dʰiː/	SS'whKKwIY-BQwhIIU-DhII
fight 	S̄K̝̆̄Ï̄B̬̆̃Ị̹̄D̃Ī	/sːc̄ʷːi̞ː.ɓʷʱɪ̹ː.dʰiː/ 	SSKKYwIIE-BQwhIIHU-DhII
===Pronouns===
Southern Skibidese pronouns have a notable and unusually regular constuction. They are declined like nouns and use the noun ending.
* All pronouns start with <S̭̄̃K̩Ȋ> (/sʼʰːqĩ/, "SS'hKUIn").
* The B-sound conveys gender information.
Gender indication	Romanization	IPA 	ASCII Romanization
Genderless 	B 	/b/ 	B
Male 	B̆ 	/bʷ/ 	Bw
Female 	B̃ 	/bʱ/ 	Bh
Both 	B̆̃ 	/bʷʱ/	Bwh
Inanimate 	B̬ 	/ɓ/ 	BQ
Either/Unknown 	B̬̆̃ 	/ɓʷʱ/	BQwh
Other 	B̬̃ 	/ɓʱ/ 	BQh
* The middle I-sound conveys number information.
Number indication	Romanization	IPA	ASCII Romanization
Singular 	I 	i 	I
Dual 	Ï 	i̞ 	IE
Plural 	Ị 	ɪ 	IH
Unknown 	I̹ 	i̹ 	IU
The existence of a dual form is likely a result of several dualities the Skibidese have historically been constantly exposed to by nature of being toilets: urine and feces, and testicles.
Historically, there was no distinct "genderless" indication until until soon after the Skibidese discovery of asexually-reproducing organisms in 1842, which prompted the split into "inanimate" and "genderless" indications. Recently, the "genderless" indication has been applied to agender individuals. The "other" indicator was coined in 1921 once the Skibidese discovered and began to study societies with third genders; it has also subsequently been applied to organisms with more than two sexes. The "both" indication has been used to refer to bigender individuals since at least 1991.
==Grammar==
Southern Skibidese only has a definite article, <S̄KỊBỊDỊ> (/sːkɪ.bɪ.dɪ/, "SSKIH-BIH-DIH"), which is optionally used to indicate that something is a specific object previously referred to.
Most undeclined nouns end in <D̆Ï> (/dʷi̞/, "DwIE"). Nouns decline into nominative or accusative changes, for which case the ending changes to respectively <D̩̃I> (/d̠ʰi/, "DYhI") and <D̝̬Ī> (/d̪↓iː/, "DTQII"). Most verb infintives end in <D̃Ī> (/dʰiː/, "DhII"), and a noun can be changed into a verb by applying this ending (and conjugating it accordingly), and vice versa with the application of the verb ending to a noun. For instance, the verb "to smell" is <S̆K̟̬̄Ȋ̤̄B̆̄Ï̑̄D̃Ī> (/sʷcʼ↓ːɪ̝̃ː.bʷːĩ̞ː.dʰiː/, "SwKKYYQIIYn-BBwIIEn-DhII"), literally "to nose".
The adjective ending is <D̝Ī> (/d̪iː/, "DTII"). Adjectives come before nouns.
(To do: adjective examples, decide on plurals, so much stuff)