A Poem by Patrick Star

A Poem by Patrick Star is a SpongeBob Fanon episode from Season 248. In this episode, Patrick performs his poem, discovers the episode still has ten minutes and fifty-five seconds left, and fails miserably to entertain the audience.
=== Synopsis ===
Patrick reads his poem to the audience (Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom). He stands still in silence for a few seconds, before a network executive reminds him he still has ten minutes and fifty five seconds on the air. Patrick cries like a baby because he didn’t prepare for this. He tries juggling, but all the balls explode somehow. This makes him cry like a baby. Patrick tries to tell some jokes, but they’re all cataclysmically abysmal, everyone boos him, and then he cries like a baby. Patrick then decides to try magic. He pulls a rabbit out of a hat, but everyone boos him because he forgot the vital step of showing that the hat was empty beforehand, and then he cries like a baby. The rabbit then attacks him, and then he cries like a baby. Then Patrick Jr shows up for no reason and destroys the set completely. After all this, there’s still seven minutes left, so they fill up the remaining time with the SBF short Bubbletown Returns
=== Trivia ===
This episode was the theme of Patrick’s Episode (which is ironically this episode’s sister) and Animated Abominations #3
=== Reception ===
This episode was panned by critics and fans alike, many calling it the worst SBF episode in over 100 seasons. People criticised Patrick’s lack of preparation, his annoying and tedious habit of crying like a baby all the time, its boringness, Patrick’s lack of talent, and the lazy ending of just sticking in a random SBF short. Hugh Janus from the New York Times called the episode “a disaster, one of which only appears once in a century. The 21st century’s disaster was The Emoji Movie, the 22nd century’s was Paint Drying: The Animated Series, the 23rd’s was Norm of the North 5,431, and this is the 24th century’s disaster”. The episode, along with its sister, Patrick’s Episode, currently holds a 0.9/10 on iMDb.
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