Company Mergers

•Xerox and Wurlitzer: Joining forces to make reproductive organs. (can I hold the copywrite?)
*Stop n Shop mergers with A & P to become Stop & P
•Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: Will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
•3M & Goodyear: To be known as: Mmm-Good.
•John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Will surely become Deere Abi.
•Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Combining forces to become Honey, I'm Home.
•Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: To now become Mine, All Mine (greedy aren't they?)
•FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP
•Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Will be now be known as Poupon Pants
•Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Joining forces to become Knott NOW! (typical woman stuff)
•Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: None other than Zip Audi Do-Da
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