Zote the Molester

The Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote the Molester (not to be confused with his brother The Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Gay Prince Zote the Molester) is a Night with great reowned, meaning he "claims ownership" of everything he "finds". Zote is weaker than 7 days in a row and thinks he can Fart better than anyone else in Hollownecks. Zote is the very opposite of a molester (although he likes being molested by Bretta and that's it), and the word "Molester" is a family name.
== Childhood ==
Anyways Zote has no mom, so he is immune to Yo Mama jokes. Instead he has 2 dads, Elder Bug the Molester and The Tan King. Yep, Zote was a butt baby. And no sex happened when creating Zote, instead it was because Cringe Lord accidentally shat on the 2 dads and they both had this weird idea of shoving Void up their ass. 9 months later, their rectum cells formed 2 Zotes (one of them being his twin brother Gay Prince Zote). Elderbug couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he shat Zote (this Zote) on the floor. Ever since then, Zote's life went downhill.
Zote (and his brother) were born on June 9th, 1984 and thinks every day is his birthday, that is until they outlawed nudity in Hollownecks. He used to stroll around Hollownecks in his "birthday suit" daily to "pick up chicks", but all he picked up were dicks. It only made sense he picked up dicks because he has so much in common with them.
Zote never knew about his other dad until returning to Hollownecks today, because the Tan King ditched Elderbug for a sexy tree lady who can give birth to tons of kids faster than you can last in bed. This was the best decision the Tan King ever made. Elderbug was sentenced to stand forever in Rocknose as a greeter and nothing else. According to conspiracies, Zote's brother got mad at the Tan King and decided to drink Orange Fanta to piss off the The Imposter and the Tan King at the same time, and ended up starting a sex scene between the two. Zote hated this so he hit his brother and made him cry for 10 hours straight, and the crying blocked the cock. 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 thinks this is how the feud between the Imposter and the Tan King started, but everyone else think it's all speculation and not true. No one knows where Gay Prince Zote is now.
== Life outside Hollownecks ==
Zote bought an apartment in Fartboom, but he had to have a roommate because he wasted his money on buying Walter White's hair from Morshu. The roommate was Horny who was at her horniest at the time. Horny tried to bang Zote, but because Zote has a low amount of testosterone, he declined and kicked her out of his house. This was supposed to be a major part of the plot in Hollow Day: Dickdong, but that game is coming out when all of humanity is wiped out. Zote found out Horny was related to him so he vomited for 3 days straight and called the police. He also said that no one should be alarmed, because Horny has no genitals. Zote then started writing his preceps, making Precept #0, which is Never Sex. No one knows if any of the things from Zote's past is true because Zote forgot everything when re-entering Hollownecks, and same for Horny.
== Returning Home ==
With no idea with what happened, Zote continued his adventure and met with The Night who also had a mission. Zote saw The Night Farting and was jealous, and since then, he copied everything the NIght did like 5 year olds repeating things they see on TV. The NIght didn't like that so he got his ass whooped by it, twice.....so he decided to form an army by duplicating himself, but each clone of him had birth defects (like being fat, skinny, turning into a fucking bird, and even turning into a fucking Thwomp). With his inbred looking army, Zote decided to torture The NIght for the rest of eternity by fighting endless amounts of his young. And all this because Zote wanted to Fart just like the NIght.
== Zote's Ideologies ==
Zote's ideologies consist of all his precepts, anti-Horny propaganda, and other things he saw from cults that thought were cool. Zote tried to replace The NIght as King of Hollownecks, but failed, even with his army of bastards and his braindead followers. He is actually now worshipped by Bretta and the Imposter after the NIght became the Cringe Lord, and people believe he is the one to "save" people from the Cringe Lord.
Zote's most approved belief is that all Horny simps should be incinerated. Even people who hate Zote agree, everyone agrees with this except for Horny. If only Zote weren't so weak he'd actually do something for once. "I'm sick and tired of your fucking Horny fetishes, and please stop asking me what she looks like naked!", is Zote's famous quote and was made regarding the responses to the conspiracy in Fartboom.
== Trivia ==
* Zote's favorite show is Better Call Saul.
* Zote was going to make a 58th precept stating "If it's hard, cut it off !", but Zote doesn't know that people need penises to pee.
* Zote's middle fingers are always stuck out, because fuck all of you.
* Zote drives a Chevorlet Chevy stolen from Mexico
* Zote doesn't have an anus, despite his two dads having them.
* Every time Zote sees a vagina he shoots it with an AK-47 while screaming with his eyes closed.
* Zote means "Anus" in Mossish.
* Zote's favorite hobby is falling down the stairs.thumb|Zote's Honest Reaction