Tish Katsufrakis/Quotes

*"I take orders from no man!"
*"You could count on me!"
*"Kept you waiting, huh?"
*"They call you gravedigger, sucker punch and dark sucka."
*"Always wear a costume, always hand out candy, and never blow out a jack o'lantern."
*"Simple, test Dixon's M.P.G.A."
*"My love is like a paramecium, it divides and reproduces. It's covered with wriggling hair-like cilia and full of high-protein juices."
*"I bet you'll win 'Most Likely To Obsess Over Trivialities'."
*"If I call Tino "Pumpkin Pie", pretty soon everyone will doing it."
*"I'm going home before I'll say something I'll regret."
*"I don't have a jealous bone in my body!"
*"Our best friend is turning into a robot!"
*"I think it's great that you appreciate Shakespeare enough to publicly disgrace...yourself."
*"I guess I'll just...go to the bathroom."
*"Sounds cheery."
*"Lor, shouldn't we be heading back to the Laundromat? Your family's clothes have been sitting there for hours, what if someone takes them?"
*"Oh, I am doomed to be like Cassandra: predicting future disasters but never believed by others!"
*"Perfect. It involves talking a lot and not doing anything..."
*"YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!"
*"It's been a long day..."
*"How can I stay mad at you when you're willing to be so nauseatingly sentimental?"
*"This is a story for all ages, it's called Oedipus Rex."
*"Umm...that was great Lor, but do you think you could try reading it with some, you know, emotion?"
*"Greeeeeaaaat. One more time."
*"Okay, we'll come back to this scene...maybe."
*"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"
*"How...accurate."
*"I would recite an "Ode To My Rotten Friends" for you, but it has some words in it I can't say on TV."
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