It Only Takes Good Aim and Knowledge of the Seedy New York City Underground to Join the Italian Mafia

Episode 4 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple
== Transcript ==
(Purple and Zoltan are walking down a city street in NYC)
Zoltan: Purple where are we going?
Purple: I’m going to visit some friends.
Zoltan: Are you sure about this whole nuclear war thing?
Purple: Of course! Why wouldn’t I be?
Zoltan: Well does Mr. Craps actually know anything about-
Purple: He does. If he still has control in Sudan, then we best get to safety.
(Purple and Zoltan walk to a shady looking door down a flight of steps at an Italian restaurant) 
Zoltan: Oh no. You wouldn’t.
Purple: It’s the only way. 
(Purple pulls out a gun and shoots the door)
Purple: Ciao amici miei! Sono venuto a cercare rifugio perché temo che la guerra nucleare stia arrivando! puoi portare me e il mio amico in salvo?
Zoltan: When did you learn that?
Guard: Saluti viola! Bentornato nella tua seconda casa, come la chiami tu. Finché superi il test di mira, puoi parlare con il don e trovare rifugio.
Purple: Grazie!
(Purple and Zoltan walk into a dark room)
Guard: Ti ricordi corretto? usa gli occhi per vedere e sparare alla lattina da qualche parte in questa stanza.
Purple: Si!
(Purple shoots a can in the corner of the room)
Zoltan: WHAT HOW-
Purple: Posso andare a parlare con il don adesso?
(The guard brings Purple to see Don)
Don: Hello Purple! My old friend! What brings you here today?
Purple: Well Don, I have some troubling news. 
Don: What is it?
Purple: Oregon Craps, a known terrorist has overthrown the Sudanese government and is threatening nuclear war!
Don: Oh so you want us to let you go to an island?
Purple: Is it possible for me and some friends to go?
Don: Yeah sure why not? We have DOZENS of islands the government doesn’t know about. You’ll be fine my friend.
Purple: Thank you Don! Is there any way I can repay you?
Don: Yes actually. Remember the time you served as an assassin?
Purple: Yeah?
Don: I have one last hit for you to do! Then you can go to the island. Just come back here and I’ll give you the plane tickets.
Purple: Who’s the hit?
Don: Governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo.
Purple: Shouldn’t be too hard.
(Episode ends)
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