TSPS Episode 523 – Sovereign HoA

Members of the HoA don’t seem happy to find out that they’re no longer American citizens now that the HoA is converting to a sovereign nation. Sponsored by eyeCyou, TokeusPocus, Fun Society Arcade, Jason B, and Carol_Gerty666.
Brad informed homeowners that they will need to bring their birth certificate with them to the HOA meeting tonight so they can be inducted into the new nation. They will also be required to surrender their ID, social security card, and exchange their currency. Their phones will now be calling at international rates at $15/minute if they don't dial the new 6-digit area code. The clubhouse is now the hall of records, and every homeowner needs to supply a list of all of the books they own and skills they have. Also, they will have to learn the new HOA national anthem to sing at dawn every morning. Microchips will be installed as well for "tracking and control" purposes and their backyard will be converted to a warehouse for food storage. Finally, free speech rights are being revoked so they "need to shut up and hang up the phone".
* Show art laptop photo sent in by Cameron
* Show intro song by El Hombre
* Background music during intro talking and for the end song is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage, background music during calls is A Canadian In Mayfair by Alex Ball, background during voicemails is Heritage Mall Blues by The Albany Project