Maurice

Maurice is a character in " The Braden And The Braden Show! " that's Mya's Friend and a Professional Street Fighter with her stats standing at a staggering " 130-2 "! But there's more to see with this woman! So let us get into it! 
== Main Stuff ==
Maurice is a old friend of mya. She smokes, and she can throw some nasty hands if she needed too! She is kind, caring, but she hates Mya's little cusion because he spilled
Maurice likes to go to Yard sales, Thrift Stores, and Off-Hand-Stores and likes to buy junk that is Beauty in her eyes. But Mya is still freakishly ugly! Also, Maurice on special accosions will go outside and look for houses that made Taco Salad that night and ransack them while they're sleeping, to get the Taco Salad! Maurice has been known to random start singing " The Cupid Shuffle ", and know one knows why.........
== Appearances ==
* S2 E18: Pesky Purbert
* Mya’s Little Cusion Ball Bounce
== Fees For Fighting Are Free ==
When Maurice was growing up she lived in the " Hood " Part of town, so she was prone to see violence or be involved in some. But the recurring thing see saw was " Street Fights. Almost everyday their was a street fight and Maurice stood with the crowd and watch the matches. As Years went on she became a teenager, and she still was watching those street fights. In school their was this Bitch Named " Veronica " and she use to bullied Maurice for having pimples and Having a D- in Algebra, so one day Maurice had a enough a she told Veronica to meet her at 7st Oak Street at 3:45PM For a fight. There's just one thing wrong with that! Maurice never been in a fight before or know any tips or tricks, so she's was bound to get beaten and get made fun of. She couldn't just back out of it, so she went to 7st Oak Street at the desired time and their was a crowd of People cheering and Watching. Maurice went through the Crowd of people and went to the middle were Veronica was standing. Maurice Stood their waiting to see who would throw the first punch when Veronica threw a left hook at Maurice, and she ducked blearily dodging it! Maurice punch her in the face with all her might, and................ She heard clapping and cheering. She Opened her eyes and she saw veronica laying on the ground cause' that bitch got Knocked the Fuck out! Maurice Felt good after defeating her first challenger. As she grew up she became a Professional street fighter and Has a Record of " W-130 L-2 " Which is the highest Wins to Loses Ratio in Street Fighting History! But now she's retired from street fighting, but she still can throw some hands if she needed to!! 😎
== Rotten Relationship ==
== Favorite Songs ==
One of Maurice's Favorite Songs is this
One of Maurice's Favorite Songs is this
One of Maurice's Favorite Songs is this
== Things she does that pisses me and Mya Off......... ==
I Imagine Maurice would definitely say " Kids have it so easy these days! Back in my day, ( Insert Boring Story ). " Or the first time she pronounces " Tiktok " She Pronounces it like " Tic-Tac ".
Says she's homophobic but she had a girlfriend back in 1978 in a Slovenian High-School, so that conforms that she is a Bi-Sexual!
She likes coleslaw
== Elvis Presley Fanatic ==
Maurice loves Elvis Presley, and if you try to comment on the songs he stole from black people; she would then promptly shoot you in your face...
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