Wings of I've been Fired

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=== List of characters: ===
1.      BossyWings (Nightwing, Violence’s boss)
2.      Violence (primarily Icewing hybrid, also has Seawing, Nightwing, Rainwing (for the color-changing scales), and Skywing, violent (thus the name), enjoys threatening other dragons for no reason, around 7 (dragon years), most think he’s insane, secretly just wants someone as a friend, has a messed up sense of humor, thinks other dragons getting hurt in any way is funny (even death is funny), mourns the loss of his mother and sister, has possible breathing problem (often pauses between words randomly and often breaths raspy-ly))
3.      Coworkers (includes Seawings, Rainwings, Skywings, Icewings, and Nightwings (
some may be named but not all))
4.      Random bystanders
5.      Nightwing police force (NWPD) (starting investigation of Violence’s actions)
6.      Icewing police force (IWPD) (hesitantly assisting Nightwing police with investigation)
7.      Jailbreaker (Nightwing, head of the NWPD force)
8.      Death-Warden (NWPD, head of interrogations and questionings, close coworker to Scribbler, large bulky Nightwing)
9.      Scribbler (NWPD, scribes interrogations and any questioning done, doesn’t talk much to anyone outside of Death-warden, smaller, some think its ironic that he mostly is seen around Death-Warden)
10.  Toucan (Rainwing, Coworker of Violence, care-free and happy, unknown exactly what he does at work, mostly seen messing around and eating fruit (sometimes napping near an open window), no one knows how he isn’t fired, seems to be liked by BossyWings (in a manner of friends))
11.  Safeguard (Hybrid, primarily Icewing, also has Skywing, Rainwing, Sandwing (has the venomous stinger), Seawing, and Nightwing, closest (and maybe only) friend to Violence (secretly however), mostly communicates with Violence through mail, unknown whereabouts, rarely sees Violence)
=== A note before you begin: ===
This file is property of the Nightwing Police Department (NWPD) and is confidential. If you have access to this, please stop reading and return file to the Nightwing head of police: Jailbreaker.
This file contains multiple documents regarding the now wanted hybrid under the name of Violence. This subject is highly unstable and dangerous, if you find this subject wait and call for back-up before engaging, heavy armor recommend.
=== Document #1: A letter from BossyWings to Violence ===
“Dear Violence,
We regret to inform you that you have been asked to cease working for our company. The reason or reasons for this request are listed below.
Violence, you have been reported by several of your coworkers to have verbally and/or physically threatened them and make the work habit of our company unbearable for others. You also exhibit a worrying number of violent tendencies this includes (but not limited to), attempting to throw office equipment at those around you, throwing a cabinet at your boss, and trying to harm and/or kill others around you. Written below is a message of farewell from your loving boss, BossyWings.
“Dear Violence,
You have been one of the absolute worse dragons a have had the dishonor of hiring, and I can only assume that you threatened the dragons interviewing you for this job. I do believe that you need some serious mental help, and hope that you can behave better in your next job. I respectfully ask that I never see your face again, this is due to the fact that (among other things) you have tried multiple times to kill me, and you threw several large objects at me this includes (to the best of my memory), an office chair, a stapler, a knife (I have no idea how you are allowed to own one of those), a stream of fire, a blast of ice, and a FREAKING CABINET (how do you event get the FULL cabinet off the ground)!
With kindness, respect, and fear your loving boss, BossyWings, you are fired.”
We once again apologize for this unfortunate news, and say our most heartfelt farewells, goodbye.
With respect and kindness, Your loving team.”
=== Document #2: a message from Violence responding back to the previous message. ===
“Dear BossyWings,
With all due disrespect, Bruh.
With hatred and disrespect, your future murderer, Violence.”
=== Document #3: A documented work phone call between Violence and BossyWings. ===
Receptionist: “hello this is (BossyWings’s company), how may I help you?”
Violence, in his usual ‘I’m going to rip all your limbs off slowly and tie your body to a rock and leave you to bled-out while laughing’ voice: “I would like to…    …speak to BossyWings.    Is he…  *Raspy deep breath* …available? *Long pause* Also, you voice sounds… …familiar, have I…  …threatened you before?”
Receptionist, voice slightly shaking with fear, realizing its Violence: “P-P-Probably o-once or t-t-t-twice. And I will… g-get B-B-BossyWings for you.”
A slight pause with a click of the lines changing.
BossyWings not knowing who is calling yet: “W-What? Who is this?!?”
Violence in an almost fond voice: “Hello, boss. How have you…    …been?”
*Slight clatter of objects in background of call* BossyWings still in his angry calling voice: “Violence! I told you never to talk to me again! What do you want!?!”
Violence: “Oh, you’re mistaken I have called to make… amends… …to my…   …favorite boss.”
BossyWings unimpressed by Violence’s ‘kindness’: “you really expect me to believe you, of all dragons, called to make ‘amends’ you’re joking.”
Violence: “No, I assure you… I mean you no harm.    I bring you a…    …gift.”
BossyWings: “a first time for everything.   I assume your gift is a gift of death for me.”
Violence: “No, no. My gift doesn’t bring death… it is one of…    …kindness.”
BossyWings: “I assume you are mailing it to me.”
Violence: “No. I want to meet you…   …in the Northern Park, I will bring the…  …gift to you there.”
BossyWings: “And if I refuse to go to the Northern Park?”
Violence: “Then I’ll bring it to you in work. Although… *another deep raspy breath* …I assume you don’t want me back in that…   …building.”
BossyWings: “You are correct with that fact… *long pause of him thinking* …fine I will meet you at the Northern Park, what time?”
Violence almost cheerfully: “wonderful. Will… *random flipping of papers (most likely a calendar) in background* …tomorrow work?”
BossyWings, checking his schedule: “Yes… … that…  …will… …work.”
Violence: “Great. Goodbye! Farewell, I will see you…   …tomorrow. *Slightly in more of a threatening voice* don’t forget. *Violence hangs up*
=== Document #4: transcription of the questioning of Violence’s coworker, Toucan. (scribed by Scribbler) ===
*Light: turns on with the almost movie-like sound*
Death-warden, to Toucan: “Are you Toucan, of the Rainwings?”
Toucan, who is still confused (he wouldn’t shut up as he was being walked to the room): “No. my name is just Toucan.”
Death-warden: *annoyed sigh* “That’s what I meant.”
Toucan, noticing Scribbler writing: “Is he writing everything that we say down?”
Death-warden: “Yes.”
Toucan: “so he just wrote that down. And that. And that.”
Death-warden, slightly annoyed: “Yes.”
Toucan: “wow.”
Death-warden: “All right, let’s continue. Are you a coworker of the hybrid under the name of Violence?”
Toucan, not hearing the question, seeing the donuts on the table: “Can I eat those? *Points at donuts*”
Death-warden: “If you must.”
Toucan: *starts eating the donuts*
Toucan, through mouthfuls of donut: “Did you ask me something?”
Death-warden, viably annoyed: “Yes. Are you a coworker of the hybrid under the name of Violence?”
Toucan, nearly choking on the donut: “hush, hush. Don’t say that name so loudly. You’ll summon him-and he already wants me dead *slight shiver*”
Death-warden: “I assure you, the hybrid under the name of Violence is unable to reach you from here.”
Toucan, worriedly eating the donuts still: “stop saying his name! He is not a normal dragon, no. He can appear anywhere. One second he’s across the room, say his name and he’s suddenly right behind you with a knife freshly sharpened, ready to kill you *another shiver*”
Death-warden: “tell me about his… personality-what is he like?”
Toucan, eating his fifth donut in a row: “like no other dragon. He scares everyone he talks to, and everyone he talks to is someone he wants dead *slightly panicking*”
Death-warden: “There is no need to panic. So, he was violent?”
Toucan: “not at first. At first, he was just constantly threatening other dragons that made him slightly angry.”
Death-warden: “Then?”
Toucan: “After the threats everyone just thought he had anger issues, but that changed with a single office chair…”
Death-warden: “continue.”
Toucan: “Well the office-chair incident began with Violence walking into the office with somehow more of an attitude than usual, he held Fredric at knifepoint for walking out in front of Violence. Then our boss, BossyWings, gave him a stack of papers this high *gestures about a foot in height with his talons* to file, and Violence seemed particularly angered more by this, I thought I saw his scales turn Skywing colors for a second. He then angerly just put the papers in an empty filing cabinet. After around a half hour to an hour, BossyWings returned with an even larger pile of papers! He ordered Violence to file the papers again and Violence yelled *attempting to mimic Violence’s voice, also yelling* “YOU WANT THESE FILED…  *Attempted raspy breath? *  …I’LL FILE THEM!” and then he picked up the full cabinet and THREW IT AT BOSSYWINGS!”
*Scribbler spits out the drink he was drinking and ducks under table to stop laughing*
Death-warden *slaps Scribbler with his tail*: “That is…    odd.”
Toucan: “That dragon is a Wraith of some hybrid’s anger who seeks revenge on all who wrong it.”
Death-warden: “Ok…”
(Scribe’s note: I apologize for the drink spilled on this document; I did not think the drink would go through my nose and mouth at the same time; I also did not expect an entire freaking cabinet to be thrown, I thought it was hilarious and could not contain my laughter.)
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