The Virus/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 10, 2018
Episode Copyrighted: 2018
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins at the Chum Bucket. Karen is spending some quality time with another computer named Hanna.
Karen Plankton: Oh, it was so great catching up with you, Hanna.
Karen Plankton and Hanna: *gives a toast to each other*
Karen Plankton: It's been too long.
Hanna: *eats a green microchip and sneezes on Karen's computer screen*
Karen Plankton: Oh, you poor thing. Sounds like you have a bug. Better go home and reboot. *escorts Hanna to the door* Remember, only keywords tonight. You need to rest your processor.
Lord Master Lox, Pearl Master Lox and Plankton: *offscreen* Karen!
Lord Master Lox: I know Karen has a computer virus.
Pearl Master Lox: This is Karen. And this is her pal Hanna.
Lord Master Lox: Hi Hanna.
Hanna is not responding.
Lord Master Lox: What?!
Pearl Master Lox: It's okay, Master Lox. Hanna will reboot with a moment. *leaves*
Lord Master Lox: Oh.
Plankton is shown waiting for his meal.
Karen Plankton: What do you want? *sneezes and groans*
While she's showing the thermometer on her screen.
Plankton: Oh, no. Your nodes are swollen. That old bucket of bolts gave you a computer virus.
Karen Plankton: Oh, nonsense. I'm the fastest computer alive. *stammers*
As she short-circuits and goes haywire become a virus.
Karen Plankton: *becomes a virus* What's happening to me?!
Plankton: Oh no! This is not good! Not good at all!
Karen Plankton (Virus): *rams into the wall* Uh-oh. *laughs* My ones and zeroes look like 10, 10, 10, 10.
Lord Master Lox: Someone's gonna have to get inside you and kill that virus. It's probably a suicide mission. (In the UK, the line is cut and gets dubbed over to the next line, because "suicide" is an offensive word for Great Britain.) *lifts Karen's hand* But who would be stupid enough to— *hears someone knocking on the door*
He opens and it turns out to be SpongeBob and Lincoln hitting it with a hammer on his head.
Lord Master Lox: What now?
Lincoln Loud: *falls over and uses his tongue to get myself up* Oh, SpongeBob and I are just helping out the Health Department.
Lord Master Lox: Hmm. *puts on glasses and reads the sign on the door* "Sanitary notice. My lair hereby gets a grade Z from the Health Department." *throws away the glasses* Hey, that's up from a negative Z last week.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Congratulations, Plankton. In a few more years, you're sure to get an F.
Lord Master Lox: *throws SpongeBob away* Never mind about that. I have a snow job—Uh, job for you. Karen needs your help. She asked for you personally.
Karen Plankton (Virus): *offscreen; references the first line of a certain of SpongeBob’s Theme Song* ♪Who lives in a crabapple under a pea♪
Lincoln Loud: Hey, catchy song.
The scene changes to Karen, referencing the third lyric of the theme song, being placed on the examination table.
Karen Plankton (Virus): ♪Observant and yellow fellow is he♪
Lord Master Lox: Lincoln, come with me to my lair.
Slide transition cuts to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: *straps Lincoln with a backpack with weaponry in it*
Lincoln Loud: We need a name for this mission. How about, "Journey to the Center of Karen?" No. “David Steele?” No. "The Mainframe Mission." Nah. Ooh, I know. "Operation: Save The City." *holds up a drawing of Lincoln with the words "Operation: Save The City" on it*
Lord Master Lox: Whatever, just blast the virus when you see it.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, like this? *pushes the button and lasers fire all over the place, causing them all to explode* Oops.
Karen Plankton (Virus): *laughs* That tickles. *laughs*
Lord Master Lox: Here, use this. Plankton will tell you how. *gives Lincoln the flyswatter*
Lincoln Loud: But Master Lox, how am I supposed to— *gets zapped by Master Lox's teleporter* Whoa! *appears on the computer screen about Master Lox, then gets poked by Master Lox's injector* Ow!
Lord Master Lox: *absorbs Lincoln into the injector and pokes it into medical liter bag*
Lincoln Loud: *flows through the bag and into the Karen's computerized blood stream*
Lord Master Lox: *walks to Karen* Don't worry, baby. Help is on the way.
Karen Plankton (Virus): Get away. *smacks Plankton*
Master Lox is sent flying over to some cut wires and gets himself electrocuted.
Lord Master Lox: Ow!
Karen Plankton (Virus): *destroys Master Lox's Lair*
Lord Master Lox: No! My Lair!
The TV Screen falls on Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Ow!
The screen zooms into Karen's hard drive while she downloads Lincoln. The screen shows Karen's hard drive being created and Lincoln is digitally teleported in her.
Lincoln Loud: *shakes the data particles off* Whoa! *sees the inside of Karen for the first time*
Tall structures on the motherboard spread out before Lincoln like a bustling city.
Lincoln Loud: Super-awesome-ular-tastic! *my eyeballs inflates and pops* Wow! *restores my eyeballs* Huh?
A computerized megaphone appears next to Lincoln.
Plankton: *via megaphone* Lincoln, can you hear me? *normal* Come in, Lincoln. *dodges Karen's incoming arm* Talk to me, you digitized doofus!
Lincoln Loud: Plankton, I do not respond to insults.
Plankton: *via megaphone; sighs* Okay. Just look for any destruction and follow it to the virus. Sweetheart.
Lincoln Loud: Got it. *skips backwards*
Until he comes to a hole created by the virus; he falls downward.
Lincoln Loud: Whoa! *grabs onto a loose wire to prevent myself from falling*
But he loses the flyswatter as it falls and gets eaten by the virus. Meanwhile, outside of Karen's body, Karen gets off the examination table and rips the medical bag off her.
Karen Plankton (Virus): *laughs* I want a Krabby Patty!
Plankton: Baby!
Karen Plankton (Virus): *plows through the door* Bye-bye!
Lord Master Lox: Oh no! The city!
Plankton: *follows her outside* Lincoln, hurry up and kill that virus before he completely controls Karen destroys the city!
Lincoln Loud: Plankton, the few buildings are destroyed! The virus is controlling Karen!
Karen Plankton (Virus): *picks up a car and throws it in the sky, destroying the Krusty Krab sign and making more buildings destroyed*
Plankton's jaw drops and his eyeball falls on his tongue in shock.
Karen Plankton (Virus): Knock, knock! *rips the front door off the Krusty Krab*
Plankton: Huh? Great Neptune's nostrils! *sticks my eyeball back and runs to the Krusty Krab*
Back inside Karen.
Lincoln Loud: *falls into the hole and lands in a puddle of green slime* Huh? *picks up a sample of the green slime* Hmm. *gasps* The virus! *follows slime trail and sees the destruction the virus created* Plankton, it looks like the virus is heading to Karen's memory banks.
Back at the Krusty Krab, Karen is going on a rampage all over the place.
Plankton: Listen, if it gets to her memory, it'll fry her hard drive completely. I need you to destroy that virus right now!
Mr. Krabs: *enters the scene with Master Lox*
Plankton: *looks worried* Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox, I need you to control your wife. Er, computer, or whatever.
Lord Master Lox: Mind your own business, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: This is my business!
Lord Master Lox: That's it, I'm going with Lincoln to inside Karen. *walks to Karen, then opens up her screen like a door, then goes in, then closes it*
The Krusty Krab is now on fire as customers are everywhere, cars destroyed the walls and lots of broken stuff Karen just did.
Karen Plankton (Virus): *grabs and throws Squidward and Lori away*
She then climbs into the register boat and begins flirting with the cash register.
Karen Plankton (Virus): Hello there, baby! Where've you been all my life? *destroys the Krusty Krab*
Mr. Krabs: *screams and grabs the cash register* Not me restaurant. Please don't break up our happy home. I forgive you, baby. *kisses the cash register, heads into my office, seeing the damage what Karen did and closes my door*
Mr. Krabs’ door bursts.
Plankton: *disgusted at the Karen and Mr. Krabs moment* Wow, I can never unsee that.
Back inside Karen.
Lincoln Loud: *pulls myself up a ledge and sees everything dark*
He looks around to see if there's any destruction caused by the virus, but he accidentally activates a security button.
Female Announcer: Intruder detected.
The floor glows and lasers fire at Lincoln. But just as Lincoln was about to get blasted, someone pushed him safely out of the way. It was Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: *blasts lightning with my hands*
He opens the floor, grabs Lincoln and falls through it. He and Lincoln land safely on the ground.
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox?
Lord Master Lox: That's my name. Actually, I'm Master Lox. You know, how she'd like to see Plankton.
Lincoln Loud: Ooh.
Lord Master Lox: We'd better get moving. *runs off*
Lincoln Loud: *follows*
Meanwhile, the virus is eating up everything in Karen's hard drive. The virus eats up the House of Anger.
Female Announcer: Anger control center abolished.
The virus then eats up the Tunnel of Love.
Female Announcer: Love center destroyed.
Lord Master Lox: *climbs up a wall with Lincoln on my back*
He punches a hole through the wall and climbs through it. The wall turns right-side up, revealing itself to be a floor.
Lincoln Loud and Lord Master Lox: *climbs out from the floor.
While all of a sudden, a virus version of Mr. Krabs appears.
Money Krabs: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money...
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, is that you?
Lord Master Lox: It's the virus version of Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, looking good, Mr. Krabs.
Then a blue, slimy, and ugly virus version of Squidward appears.
Gnarly Squid: I hate everything. *drops to the ground and leaks slime*
Lord Master Lox: That's how Plankton’s wife Karen sees Squidward.
Virus Version of Lori Loud: I will turn you into human pretzels.
Virus Version of Lola Loud: Yeah, let's fight.
Lincoln Loud: Hmm? *puts make-up on* Uh, nothing like a little make-up couldn't fix. *chuckles* Hey, I wonder if a virus version of me and SpongeBob down here.
A virus version of SpongeBob and Lincoln appears.
Off Model SpongeBob SquarePants and Off Model Lincoln Loud: Woop, woop, zing, zing. Woop, woop, zing, zing.
Lincoln Loud: Ooh, now those guys are a hunk.
Suddenly, the siren goes off.
Female Announcer: Intruder in section B. Eliminate.
Off Model SpongeBob SquarePants, Gnarly Squid, Money Krabs, Off Model Lincoln Loud, Virus Version of Lori Loud and Virus Version of Lola Loud: *fires laser beams at Lincoln and Master Lox*
Lincoln Loud and Lord Master Lox: *dodges the incoming lasers*
Lord Master Lox: *blasts the virus version of Lola into a tiara*
Lincoln Loud: *gets hit by a tiara* I'll put it on.
The tiara heats up into 1000°F burning Lincoln's hands.
Lincoln Loud: *screams* HOT! *throws the tiara away*
Lord Master Lox: *blasts Money Krabs into little pennies, which have faces of Money Krabs on them*
Lincoln Loud: *gets hit by the pennies* Ow! *blows the pennies out of his holes and grabs one of them*
The penny bites Lincoln's thumb.
Lincoln Loud: Ouch! *drops the penny*
Lord Master Lox: *grabs a helium tank*
Virus Version of Lori Loud: Hey, what are you doing with that?!
Lord Master Lox: *puts a helium tank on the virus version of Lori's mouth and pumps it*
Virus Version of Lori Loud: *high pitched as helium* Master Lox, stop it. Ow. Ow. Ow. *explodes like a balloon*
Lincoln Loud: *throws a helium tank away*
Lord Master Lox: *grabs Gnarly Squid and squeezes him really tight*
Gnarly Squid: Owie, owie, owie. *explodes into a puddle of slime*
Lord Master Lox: What a drip.
Off Model SpongeBob SquarePants: Doy! Doy! Doy!
Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob, glad to see—
Off Model SpongeBob SquarePants: *bites Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: Ow! He bit me! *punches Off Model SpongeBob*
Off Model SpongeBob SquarePants: DDDDOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!
Off Model Lincoln Loud: *comes charging towards Lincoln* Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Lincoln Loud: *screams and runs over to Off Model Lincoln*
Off Model Lincoln Loud: Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Lincoln Loud: *continues to run and scream*
As he rams into Off Model Lincoln. But in doing so, he transforms into an exact copy of Off Model Lincoln himself sounding like SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: Duh.
Off Model Lincoln Loud: Duh.
Lincoln Loud: Doy.
Off Model Lincoln Loud: Doy.
Lincoln Loud: Duh.
Off Model Lincoln Loud: Duh.
Lincoln Loud: Doy.
Off Model Lincoln Loud: Doy.
Lord Master Lox: Goodness gracious! Which one of you is the real Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud and Off Model Lincoln Loud: *points at each other, then stares at ourselves in confusion*
Lord Master Lox: I'll have to use all the computation power I have to figure this out. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. *blasts Off Model Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: Duh, duh, doy, doy. Duh, duh, doy, doy.
Lord Master Lox: Oh, no. I think I destroyed the wrong Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Duh, duh, doy— *shakes myself back to my normal form* How do I look?
Lord Master Lox: Stunning.
Just then, an explosion knocks over Master Lox from behind. Out from the smoke appears the virus.
Virus: *roars and lets out blobs of green slime everywhere*
Lincoln Loud and Lord Master Lox: *runs*
Lord Master Lox: *sees the bridge* Hmm. Voracious virus! There's still time to save the city. You go first.
Lincoln Loud: *walks across the bridge*
He steps on some of the weak bridge causing it to break.
Lincoln Loud: Ahhh. Did I do good?
Lord Master Lox: *walks to Lincoln* You did great. But I think I can help you. *saves Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *keeps walking across the bridge to the end* I made it. Okay, your turn.
Before Master Lox can have his turn to cross the bridge, the Virus is shown behind him.
Virus: You guys are going down. This bomb will explode at you! *throws the virus bomb at Master Lox*
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox, run!
Lord Master Lox: *tries to run to the end of the bridge*
But the virus bomb explodes, breaking the bridge.
Lord Master Lox: *screams and slips down the broken bridge*
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: Go on without me, Lincoln! It's all up to you! You must destroy the virus and save the city! *slips and falls off the broken bridge, then screams and falls to the lava with whistling noise*
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox? *runs away*
Meanwhile, outside of her body, Karen is driving crazily in a boatmobile with Plankton sitting in the passenger seat.
Plankton: Uh, sweetie, maybe we should slow down and pull over. Honey? Precious?
Karen Plankton (Virus): No way, Plankie! It's me and you, amigo! Whoo-hoo! *drives over to the Wagon Wheel* Oh, hot dog! Let's go dancing! Whoo-hoo! *crashes the car and enters the Wagon Wheel to join some square dancers* Whoo-hoo, yeah! Whoo-hoo! *destroys buildings*
Plankton: How are all these people able to dance here in the middle of the day? Don't they have jobs? Where is Master Lox?
Karen Plankton (Virus): Whoo! *laughs and spins* I’m gonna destroy more! *flings Plankton*
Plankton is flung over to a female square dancer.
Plankton: Lincoln, come in, Lincoln! If you're gonna do anything, do it now! Karen's about to melt down!
Karen's computer screen begins to glow red and heat up.
Female hick: Oh, such a cute one-eyed baby.
Plankton: Lincoln!
Back inside of Karen.
Lincoln Loud: *makes it to the memory banks*
In which he dashes to the entrance off.
Lincoln Loud: *sees various memories Karen stored from the past*
All the memories are pink, brain-shaped structures and they're showing footage from older episodes.
Virus: *slithers over to one memory and takes a bite from it*
The screen shows nothing but static after he's eaten it.
Lincoln Loud: *runs between some columns, with one destroyed as a casualty of the virus*
He runs up to the virus and forms himself into a stop sign shape as a confrontation to the virus.
Lincoln Loud: Stop munching on those memories, you monster!
Virus: *turns and charges in on Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *but dodges it*
Virus: *roars out green slime, and it splatters onto Lincoln*
In which he spins around and has on his karate gear like SpongeBob’s after he stops spinning.
Lincoln Loud: *has donned SpongeBob's karate gear* Hi-yah!
Virus: *morphs myself into a towering dragon and blows fire at Lincoln*
The fire engulfs Lincoln and when the flames dissipate, SpongeBob's karate gear is replaced with pink cat attire.
Lincoln Loud: *nervously* Meow? *makes a run for it, with the virus trailing right behind, then runs past more memories until he runs into a brick wall, which is a dead end* Plankton, I'm at the edge of Karen's memory! She has to create more memories! I need space to run.
Outside of her body.
Karen Plankton (Virus): *bursts out from the Wagon Wheel and heads straight for the city*
Plankton: *runs after her* Is my running after here enough of a memory?
We cut back to inside Karen's body, but the wall only moves a few inches.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, I'm afraid not.
A shadow looms over Lincoln, who presses his back against the wall in fear.
Virus (Dragon): *blows smoke from my nostrils like a bull*
He closes in on Lincoln, only for his body parts to disassemble and scatter as the virus reverts back to normal.
Lincoln Loud: *spins and puts myself back together* I always gotta destroy it. *runs to the virus tower*
Virus: No! What are you doing!
Lincoln Loud: *destroys the virus*
Virus: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gets exploded*
Lincoln Loud: Yes, I did it!
Back outside, Karen grows tired and her screen steams up smoke. Then she finally stops moves and shuts off.
Lord Master Lox: *appears* Where am I?!
Plankton: Lincoln, I've decided to pull you out! We're abandoning Operation: Save The City.
Lincoln Loud: *opens up Karen's screen like a door* I destroyed the virus.
Lord Master Lox: Yes. You did, Lincoln.
Karen Plankton: *wakes up* Oh. Huh?
Plankton is being shown as Ideal Plankton as Karen looks at him.
Plankton: Baby, you're all right!
Karen Plankton: Nope. I'm still delirious. But I like it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here's your Krabby Patty! *gives a Krabby Patty to Karen*
Karen Plankton: *laughs crazily*
Lincoln Loud: The city is saved!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, let's go home to my lair.
Plankton: You betcha, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *walks home*
The episode irises out and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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