Thou Father Who Art in Heaven

is the second episode of SpongeBob's Seventh Heaven.
==Transcript==
As with last episode, all grammatical errors are fully intentional
Larry: *peacefully sleeping*
Peppa: WAKE UP BITCH ITS SUNDAY
Larry: WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING
SpongeBob: GET IN THE VAN WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH
Larry: WHEN HAVE WE EVER GONE TO CHURCH
SpongeBob: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN
Larry: I DIED IN A CAR WHY WOULD I GO BACK INSIDE ONE
Plankton: guys we're ghosts why don't we fly to church
Mr. Krabs: think of the senior citizens sheldon you'll give them heart attacks
Plankton: not my problem
Tobias: YOU GUYS' YELLING MADE ME MISS THE VICTORY ROYALE THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT
Peppa: we're going to church
Tobias: why the fuck are we going to church
Larry: don't argue with them tobias it wont end will
Tobias: whatever you did you deserved it
Larry: I WAS LITERALLY JUST SLEEPING 
George: why the fuck were you sleeping anyway youre a goddamn GHOST
===At church===
Alex: cant believe you let them drag us into this peppa
Peppa: i dont write the script unfortunately
Alex: you mean that we're just puppets of a bored university student's imagination and have no free will of our own and will never amount to anything because we stop existing once our creator moves on
Sandy: what an excellent sermon
Mr Krabs: MR SQUIDWARD STOP STEALING OUT OF THE COLLECTION PLATE
Squidward: YOU DONT OWN ME MR KRABS
Mr Krabs: ACTUALLY I DO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BIOLOGICAL SON
George: wait how is he touching the money he's DEAD
Larry: every day of my life is hell
*radio silence*
Larry: fuck i forgot im in a church
Neptune: *materializes* YOU DARE USE SUCH BLASPHEMOUS LANGUAGE IN THE LAND OF THE LORD
Larry: yes
Neptune: oh you fucking bitch
Tobias: honestly i respect it
Neptune: you know how much that hurts? people have DIED for me
Larry: and my sanity is dying for other people
Sandy: SHUT UP HEATHEN ITS TIME FOR THE DANCE PARTY
Larry: IN CHURCH????????
Neptune: PARTYYYYYYYYY *plays dubstep*
Alex: guys we're minors we can't drink
Steve from Minecraft: I slip miners drinks all the time! You'll be fine!
Police: *breaking in* STEVE FROM MINECRAFT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
Patrick: see larry you dumb bitch this is your fault
Sandy: goddamn fuckass heathen
SpongeBob: bitch
Peppa: fucker
Larry: YOU FORCE ME TO CHURCH AGAINST MY WILL AND IM THE BAD GUY??????????
SpongeBob: duh
*Bad Guy plays*
Larry: i would say "kill me" but im already dead
Peppa: for once please shut the fuck up all you do is complain
Larry: YOURE THE ONE KEEPING ME HERE AGAINST MY WILL
George: youre a ghost stupid why don't you just fly out and leave
Larry: oh
the end
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