THE HAUNTED TV

THE HAUNTED TV is the seventh episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
(insert crazysponge sitting on his couch watching anemones)
(His pet comes in)
Crazysponge's pet: hoopla
Crazysponge: OH FUCK
(crazysponge switches to the sports channel)
Crazysponge: hehe, i was just looking for the sports channel
(a knock is heard on the door)
Crazysponge: oh it must be dan with my 1000 libb dildos i bought last night
(crazysponge opens the door to see zoltan at the door)
Crazysponge: oh hi zoltan
Zoltan: hi can i ask you something?
Crazysponge: no
(crazysponge slams the door on his face)
Narrator: 3 days later…
(we see crazysponge watching anemones again when a knock is heard on the door)
Crazysponge: god fucking dammit what is it this time
(we see zoltan at the door again)
Zoltan: hi again
Crazysponge: fuck off
Narrator: another 4 days later…
(We see crazysponge watching anemones again but this time he's masturbating)
(a knock is heard on the door)
Crazysponge: oh for fuck sake
(he opens the door to see zoltan again)
Crazysponge: what do you want
Zoltan: i need my anemones and more vhs back
Crazysponge: youre not getting it back its already deep within my tv
zoltan: alright if youre not giving it im getting it myself
(zoltan phases through crazysponge like a hologram)
crazysponge: what the fuck
(zoltan puts his hand in the vhs slot and wiggles it around)
Zoltan: mhm… mhm… aha! i got it
(zoltan tries to get his hand out but he cant because its stuck)
zoltan: oh no im stuck
Crazysponge: you know what that means
Zoltan: crazysponge dont fuck me you pervert
Crazysponge: sorry
(zoltan gets sucked in the vhs slot)
Crazysponge: what the- oh hes probably fine
(insert zoltan melting and screaming in the tv)
Narrator: later that night
(crazysponge is sleeping on his couch peacefully)
(the tv then becomes sentient and roars)
(his pet comes in)
Crazysponge's pet: hoopla?
(the tv eats his pet)
Crazysponge: what the- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
(the tv eats crazysponge)
Tv: mmm, hoopla fish
(the tv then spits out his bones, telling us the viewers that he's fucking dead)
(episode ends)
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