146745-thats-no-end-table

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"It's a nightstand."
 
			
				
	Edited November 11, 2015 by Coldin	
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			How did you get that?~!	
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I got this on accident.    I had to go back and look at a video to see what I did.
 
 
			
				
	Edited November 11, 2015 by Cubical	
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I got this on accident.    I had to go back and look at a video to see what I did.
 
 
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			I don't get it. 	
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End tables are placed next to couches. Nightstands are placed next to beds. Something like that.
 
Oh, men! :P	
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			"It's a Space Sta.... stand. Space nightstand. Yeah. That's it."	
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			Best part is the reward.	
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Best part is the reward.
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			Why so cagey about it?  This hipster "we're in the club and you're not" attitude is why I'm having trouble convincing new players to stay.
			
				
	Edited November 30, 2015 by Snicker	
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			Yeah, I'm curious what the reward was.	
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			Well, I'm confused!	
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Why so cagey about it?  This hipster "we're in the club and you're not" attitude is why I'm having trouble convincing new players to stay.
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Well, I'm confused!
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I'm not, just irked at the non answer. I'm totally cool with having fun with something once the question has been answered, but not answering when asked is just silly. Use spoiler tags if you think it is important to maintain the surprise, but answer if you know at least.
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nobody really asked until after the op's last response. about the award at least.
 
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			The truth is out there.	
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			I somehow got it (the achievement) by standing by the runecrafting station near the guards guarding said building, have yet to understand what I did :P
			
				
	Edited November 30, 2015 by Bacon_21	
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			I would post the video but that would take to much work and editing.	
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The truth is out there.
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Well, at least the official response is entertaining.  Subtle, but entertaining.  Still, I feel like posting something just to show how cool and mysterious you are is adding to the "us not them" feelings that I've had people (formerly) in my guild say when I asked why they left Wildstar.  They didn't want to ask questions about things they didn't know or understand, because some people feel like you should automatically know everything.  It's very off-putting, especially when trying to LEARN things about the game, to have people deliberately obfuscate just to pimp their own feeling of self-worth.
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			I'm all for devs not giving out secretive stuff before players suss it out. My beef was with players that knew not sharing when asked. :) Even if it just so say "this is a secret thing I don't know what I was doing to get it" or using a spoiler tag to hide it, or pointing to a guide posted elsewhere.	
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The truth is out there.
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This particular topic is a special case. This is something of a mystery that we put in for players to discover on their own, and I'm loath to be the one to explain what's going on here. It should be a community-driven discussion.
 
Understand, however, that this is by far the exception. We're generally quite happy to discuss things and help folks out if it's a topic we're acquainted with. I'm sorry your guildmates felt as though they weren't being given the information they sought. Know that, on our end, we absolutely welcome questions! It may not always be in our power to answer, but we're definitely out there for you folks.
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			Hold my hand please.	
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Malabolg reference: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/06/04/feng-shui
 
Now I'm curious too.  Any more hints?	
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Hold my hand please.
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Fundamental difference between hand holding and asking for details on the game's minute details.
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maybe he is just looking for someone to hold hands?
He's a Granok, they can be lonely	
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maybe he is just looking for someone to hold hands?
He's a Granok, they can be lonely
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			Also, I am not positive if this achievement can be only obtained in one place, or if it's random. I do believe it is purposefully difficult to get. So that's why I'll just share the info I've given so far. :)	
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Take the following with a grain of salt (its hearsay from the entitylfm channel last week):
 
"An end table rarely spawns randomly around your city that when interacted/shot will give you the achievement. "
 
I dont have the achievement, nor have I personally seen it so I only have that to go by, although it SORTA fits if these people who got it were just running around randomly in town firing their weapons.
 
 
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This particular topic is a special case. This is something of a mystery that we put in for players to discover on their own, and I'm loath to be the one to explain what's going on here. It should be a community-driven discussion.
 
Understand, however, that this is by far the exception. We're generally quite happy to discuss things and help folks out if it's a topic we're acquainted with. I'm sorry your guildmates felt as though they weren't being given the information they sought. Know that, on our end, we absolutely welcome questions! It may not always be in our power to answer, but we're definitely out there for you folks.
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			Well I literally got the achievement by standing near the guards that guard the runecrafting station in Illium (near the exchangers) and doing exactly NOTHING.  I was amused when I got it, as I had just read about it.  I did interact with the runecrafting table in that session, but I doubt the server would lag for around 5 minutes then give me the achievement.  Either that or I was somehow nearby the object that gives the achievement, who knows.
			
				
	Edited December 1, 2015 by Bacon_21	
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			Standing around would be weird. It is in Thayd (for exile at least), but is not limited to a single location :) Some community created addons help :)	
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Standing around would be weird. It is in Thayd (for exile at least), but is not limited to a single location :) Some community created addons help :)
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This particular topic is a special case. This is something of a mystery that we put in for players to discover on their own, and I'm loath to be the one to explain what's going on here. It should be a community-driven discussion.
 
Understand, however, that this is by far the exception. We're generally quite happy to discuss things and help folks out if it's a topic we're acquainted with. I'm sorry your guildmates felt as though they weren't being given the information they sought. Know that, on our end, we absolutely welcome questions! It may not always be in our power to answer, but we're definitely out there for you folks.
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Take the following with a grain of salt (its hearsay from the entitylfm channel last week):
 
"An end table rarely spawns randomly around your city that when interacted/shot will give you the achievement. "
 
I dont have the achievement, nor have I personally seen it so I only have that to go by, although it SORTA fits if these people who got it were just running around randomly in town firing their weapons.
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This was actually pretty much accurate, though I don't think it really spawns randomly and rarely but rather it's just around and needs hitting. What I really want to know is how the decor item you get relates to and what it is.
 
Although if people are getting this achievement by just standing around, that is clearly a bug and they might be missing out on this bizarre decor item as well. Should get looked into for those that have gotten the achievement but no decor item.
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Not 100% sure, but due to the Malabolg reference I am guessing the reward is a hologram statue of a many-legged grub like creature called Malabolg.
 
I randomly got this achievement and item whilst running around shooting at the contracts board in Illium.  I jumped onto the dungeon daily quest giver platform (shooting) and got it.
 
Until I saw this thread, I had thought it was a glitch and that a player I had recently grouped with must have just killed a raid boss (never been raiding myself so not sure what the bosses look like).
 
If you are on Jabbit Dominion side you can see the item yourself by visiting Scally Wag's plot - not a plug for my house, just I am having trouble uploading a screenie of it.	
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Just to confirm, the reward for this achievement is Trophy (Malabolg).  You must destroy a bit of furniture that spawns in certain locations around each faction's capital.
 
I just got it on an alt by smashing a table in an open bar in Illium at co-ords -2956, -819.	
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			I'm a little sad that the mystery has been spoiled by this point. But I'm sure there will be many others who don't check the forums that will randomly run across this.	
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I'm a little sad that the mystery has been spoiled by this point. But I'm sure there will be many others who don't check the forums that will randomly run across this.
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			I got this achievement today right after the servers came back up, but it never specifically said achievement granted. I was in Thayd and shot a table and the item popped up, not going to say where but I did show someone where I got it and they did not get the item so it must have a few different spawn locations.	
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eh, don't be sad. Some people like to be surprised, others don't. People who don't want it spoiled won't really go further than just seeing initial posts saying"oh hey it's a thing?I'll go look for that". So no worries :)
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			Glad people finally found this. I had designers request that I check it months ago to make sure it was working :).	
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			See, people ruin surprises and hand held to do stuff.  But that's what guides are for.	
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See, people ruin surprises and hand held to do stuff.  But that's what guides are for.
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To be fair, it was inevitable the "mystery" was going to be spoiled the moment you made this thread with the same name as the achievement.
 
Anyone searching for this thread though is probably doing so because they WANT an explanation of how to complete this achievement.	
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See, people ruin surprises and hand held to do stuff.  But that's what guides are for.
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			They should totally add more neat little things like this into the game.	
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They should totally add more neat little things like this into the game.
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			got this last night when I was attacking random things in Illium. I won't say exactly where I was when I got it but it wasn't near the rune crafting table like others. 	
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got this last night when I was attacking random things in Illium. I won't say exactly where I was when I got it but it wasn't near the rune crafting table like others. 
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