The New Year Party

Musical guest: Boys Like Girls
== Quotes ==
Henry:  Hey there KaBlammers and fans of all ages! I’m Henry!
June:  And I’m June!
Henry:  And you have tuned in at the right time!
June:  Because we’re hosting this side splitting, very special New Year’s Eve edition of..
Henry and June: KABLAM!
June:  Now you may ask yourself “why let us host on New Year’s Eve?”
Henry:  Well, why not?
 I know, you cross the line between too obscure and not obscure enough!
 Or maybe because the guy who draws you, Mark Marek is working on this!
June:  Oh, right.  I never noticed that
Well, when you finally get to kiss in your script, it pays off!
Have you two kissed?
June:  Hanksey and I?  Plenty of times!  Nick just wouldn’t let us show it!
Anyways, here’s the world premiere of The Non-Adventures Of Safety Queen
Bev: now it’s time for a special New Years live show!
Gerald: enjoy the show!
Fred Stockdale: Woooo!
Gerald: okay ladies and gents, time for the first song!
Bev: bet you can’t guess how the fairytale ends
Fred Stockdale: Yeeeah!
Paul: Tina, I Think You Should Stop Throwing Billy Out Of The Group.
Tina: Why?
Gordon: Because It Would Actually Hurt His Feelings. And Also, Growling At Him Is Completely Rude.
Beth: You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
Virgil: I Also Think You Should Owe Him An Apology.
Tina: Okay Guys, I’ll Be Right Back. Billy, I’m Sorry That I Keep Throwing You Out When My Friends Told Me That I Can’t Anymore.
Billy: It’s Alright Tina, I Accept Your Apology.
Tina: I Think From Now On Instead Of Throwing You Out Of The Group When You Say Something, We’ll Laugh.
Billy: Does That Mean You’ll Let Me Stay With You Guys?
Tina: Yes Billy.
Henry and June: Ladies And Gentlemen, Boys Like Girls!
Boys Like Girls: I got your runaway smile in my piggybank baby
Gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes
You were worth the hundred thousand miles
But you couldn't stay awhile
I got your little brown shirt in my bottom drawer baby
And your little white socks in the top drawer
You were always leaving your shit around
And gone without a sound
Yeah I'm the first to fall
And the last to know
Where'd you go?
Now I'm heels over head
I'm hangin' upside-down
Thinkin' how you left me for dead
California bound
I got a first class ticket to a night all alone
And a front row seat up right by the phone
'Cause you're always on my mind
And I'm running out of time
I've got your hair on my pillow
And your smell in my sheets
And it makes me think about you
With the sand in your feet
Is it all you thought it'd be?
You mean everything to me
But I'm the first to fall
And the last to know
Where'd you go?
Now I'm heels over head
I'm hangin' upside-down
Thinkin' how you left me for dead
California bound
And when you hit the coast
I hope you think of me
And how I'm stuck here with the ghost
Of what we used to be
You're burnin' bridges baby (burnin' bridges)
Make your wishes
Yeah you're burnin' bridges baby (burnin' bridges)
Make your wishes
You're burnin' bridges baby (burnin' bridges)
Make your wishes
Yeah you're burnin' bridges baby (burnin' bridges)
Make your wishes
You're a chance taker, heartbreaker
Got me wrapped around your finger
Chance taker, heartbreaker
Got me wrapped around your finger
I got your runaway smile in my piggybank baby
Gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes
If I drive a hundred thousand miles
Would you let me stay a while?
Now I'm heels over head
I'm hangin' upside-down
Thinkin' how you left me for dead
California bound
And when you hit the coast
I hope you think of me
And how I'm stuck here with the ghost
Of what we used to be
Now I'm heels over head
I'm hangin' upside-down
Thinkin' how you left me for dead
California bound
And when you hit the coast
Maybe you'll finally see
And then you'll turn it all around
And you'll come back to me
(crowd cheers as h and j walk into the stage to applaud the guest)
Henry:  Well that just about does it!
June:  We’d like to thank everybody for watching today and for all the other studios to have their cartoons here!
Henry:  Of course we also like to thank our musical guest, Boys Like Girls
June: and next week, we'll have The Sleeping as our musical guest
Henry and June:  We’ll see you in the funny papers!
Everybody:  HAPPY NEW YEAR AND WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
COMIC BOOK GUY RUSHES
Comic Book Guy:  HENRY!  JUNE!  Don’t leave me!
June:  Sorry, we have a party to go to!
Henry:  Better luck next time!
Comic Book Guy:  Worst, Missed Opportunity, EVER!
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