When you have younger siblings...

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I couldn't resist I love writing Joke Pages that also make sense... who has a younger sibling? This captures all the pain of having one.
This is written in the style of a diary and by me, Nightshade28173.
=== Thursday ===
Hello, welcome to my brand new diary. My name is Darkstalker and I have come to destroy you-
No.
I can't make jokes today AGH.
I'm Mirage, a peace loving SandWing who lives in Queen Thorn's palace where my life is anything BUT peaceful. My brother, Cactus, just ruins it all. My therapist (because I actually have problems) thinks I should record this in a diary and I'm like, what's the use of that but ok because otherwise my parents will kill me.
AGHHH. I can't write.
Today my parents are at work and I'm stuck at home with my annoyance of a brother.
Cactus: A no good, moons blasted, camel snorting, lump of sand.
That description is too good for him. Like, seriously, why did he come out of the egg at all? A dragon like him should have died in there. Or just never hatched.
He doesn't care about that tail of his. I can't count the amount of times he's 'accidentally' scratched me! We have a supply of Brightsting Cacti just for that and my parents are super annoyed since we're giving money for that but who do they blame? ME. For being a bad big sister. Can you believe it?
Well, maybe you can if you have a younger sibling.
Alright. I can hear him down there obnoxiously banging on that toy drum we gave him. UGH. Why does he get all the noise makers?
I swear, IF HE BANGS THAT ONE MORE TIME-
Welp. Time to crash his party.
=== Friday ===
It's school. My sister(older) is escorting me and my brother there and it's a nightmare. She laughs at my brother when he does something beyond the measures of annoying but when I scold him for doing so? She threatens to tell mum! And my brother just gave that obnoxious smirk.
Everyone's against me now.
At school my BFF, Aloe, says her little sister is the most adorable and great thing ever and I was like, what.
Everyone knows good little siblings don't exist.
That is, until I met little Fennec and I just had to accept Aloe had better luck than I did. Still, SHE. WAS. ADORABLE.
AHHHH why does my life suck?
It was the same boring classes as always minus the fact the most boring teacher was away and replaced with a substitute or something which is just plain luck.
Until I got back from home.
My brother was juggling MY TOYS and one was SMASHED ON THE FLOOR. He was glad I didn't go crazy and start stabbing him.
I almost did. But mother was there watching so I had to restrain myself.
I stormed up to my room and I've been sitting here ever since. The bedroom window's open and apparently that's supposed to help with my temper according to my therapist?
Yeah... not happening.
=== Saturday ===
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
I get to be stuck all day at home with my brother! What fun...
Well, when I woke up I discovered he had spilled water on my chair AGAIN. Just a lovely day.
Luckily, we got the same breakfast today unlike some other days...
I can't wait for tomorrow. Aloe is coming over to have a sleepover and I can't wait. She can't bring Fennec which is sad but we can still have lots of fun WITHOUT MY BROTHER.
That, is a detail I'm looking forward to.
Oh no. Looks like I'm in trouble. Catch you later!
I'M GROUNDED. FOR SAYING MY BROTHER WASN'T SMART. WHAT IN THE WORLD.
I'm just gonna pour out all my emotions RIGHT HERE.
He is the worst dragon in the whole universe I DID NOT DO ANYTHING besides, he IS dumb I was just telling the truth don't my parents always say that 'honesty matters' WELL THAT'S WHAT I DID WHY CAN'T THEY BE PROUD OF ME WHY IS MY BROTHER GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION I HATE HIM, HATE HIM, HATE HIM. Just because he's younger and so FRAGILE WHICH DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM JABBING ME IN THE FACE WITH A SOAKED FORK YESTERDAY. YUCK. Besides, I'm older shouldn't I get more attention or at least some respect hello older dragon here more experience definitely more brains.
ARGH.
I AM SO MAD.
And Aloe doesn't get to come tomorrow like, SERIOUSLY.
I am not in the mood to write today.
=== Sunday ===
Worst day in my life.
Not only was I grounded, I was forced to listen to my brother doing KARAOKE OF ALL THINGS. I know SandWing are musical but my brother manages to make music annoying. Only he could possibly do that.
Meanwhile, I was denied music and just had to sit there and suffer.
I can't even write today.
=== Monday ===
Aloe was all super worried since she couldn't come today and when I told her the reason she was like:
"Oh Mirage, you just have to deal with him. Ignore him. Or better yet, forgive him! He's probably just looking up to you."
EXCUSE ME?
I can't even count how many things are impossible about that.
First, deal with him how? My parents were all protective of him and sure to punish me and I can't just ignore that terrible karaoke. She just doesn't know since SHE didn't listen to it. If she did she would understand my pain. And also, nuh uh no way am I forgiving him without some EPIC PAYBACK to go with it. And looking up to me? If he looked up to my hatred of him (since that is the only thing I do around him) then yes but also that can't be it since if that were true he would STOP BEING ANNOYING which would be a dream come true.
Nobody understands me.
Today, when I got home, my brother was at the healer for falling off the outer wall of the stronghold during break or something? 
It was a relief to be home without him.
=== Tuesday ===
It's a normal day today. My brother is quiet but also sniffly and my parents are absolutely going crazy about him.
I mean, he just fell off the lower wall. And he has scales for a reason.
Alright, the lower wall was about 200 meters in the air SO WHAT? I mean, if he managed to wound his way up there he should have thought about the fall before hand.
But he was clearly acting and then he managed to get a free pass from school!
At least I won't be seeing him at school today.
=== Wednesday ===
Just wanted to point out something.
The way you spell 'Wednesday' is very different from how you say it, right? It isn't just me?
Then please explain why my brother starts the day by say it's Wed-ness-day?
Why am I even surprised at this point.
=== Thursday ===
I'm due for another trip to Dr. (REDACTED) and it's gonna be super annoying.
He asked me to show him my diary like WHY IS IT HIS PROBLEM IT'S MY PERSONAL LIFE?
AHEM.
But then my parents gave me the look and I handed it over.
His reactions was along the lines of: "This is very offensive Mirage." and "Don't be like that to your brother!" And also "What did he ever do to deserve this?"
Everything. The answer is everything.
Then he told me he expected better next time or I would have visits with him on Mondays as well as if those weren't bad enought.
UGH.
Mirage! Your abusive nature has to stop! Your brother may do frustrating things but you have to give him a chance! After all, he is just learning and developing through life. He is still young Mirage! Give him another chance! And I am not impressed with what you called me Mirage. This behavior only leads to darkness. Insults never solve anything. - your concerned therapist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Come on! 'Abusive nature' that is just pay back for what he does to me! 'Frustrating' is an understatement. And I think I've given him enough chances! Don't think I didn't notice that you redacted what I called you. PLEASE. '(REDACTED)' isn't a terrible insult! I've heard it a million times in school!
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
=== Friday ===
I am FUMING. Not writing anything.
=== Saturday ===
Aloe was surprisingly distant towards me yesterday. She has a new friend who is also the older brother of one of Cactus's friends.
Why does life always go against me?
=== Sunday ===
Today is supposed to be the make up day for my sleepover with Aloe the other week but I am NOT in the mood to talk to her now much less invite her to my house so that one's off the bag. Maybe next week and I hope she learned her lesson and if she didn't I am choosing a new friend. That transfer student from the Scorpion Den remnants seems okay, if a bit thin but I suppose that's expected.
For now, I have to suffer with my brother's lovely karaoke night. Ugh, claw me to death already!
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