Lucky Lanzetta

What a joke… you don’t stand a chance against us... Biggie Falls is ours... look at how the town is just so neatly wrapped around Mister Big’s finger already... you’re pathetic… me? I’m a legend. That’s right. You knock me down, I get back up. You try to beat me? You lose. I’m Lucky fuckin Lanzetta, you wanna know why they call me lucky. It’s because--
—Lucky Lanzetta's final words
Lucky Lanzetta was a mobster in Mister Big's Mafia who worked at the bullet factory on the outskirts of town.
== Appearances ==
=== Season 1 ===
==== Chapter 8 ====
Inside the bullet factory, Lucky is standing with his metal baseball bat barking at the workers to keep working.
Lucky heads upstairs into the office to see Briggs, the man overseeing the factory. He tells Lucky that the workers can complain all they want as long as Lucky remembers to 'encourage them'. He says that he and Lucky will be going up in the ranks if they keep up the work. Lucky walks over to one of the windows, saying he'll make sure to encourage them more. While looking out the window, he sees one of the henchmen get axed in half by someone. He turns to Briggs and yells at him that they're being attacked. Briggs tells him to inform Mister Big. Lucky reaches for the office phone but is stopped when Candy Callum drops down from a vent and tosses a shuriken at him. The shuriken misses him. Lucky laughs and says that he missed. Callum suddenly pulls out two more shurikens and throws them at Lucky. Lucky stumbles back and falls out of the window to the floor below. After landing, he struggles to get back up to his feet. When he is up, he looks at the four remaining henchmen who are standing and not doing anything. He orders them to shoot at Bob Lego. Lucky then limps out one of the exits in an attempt to escape.
Outside of the factory, Lucky unlocks his car and gets in. He drives off, but his car is shot at while he's escaping, popping two tires and causing the car to spin out and hit a tree. Lucky grabs his bat and gets out of the now useless vehicle, brushing himself off. He looks over and sees Bob Lego standing with his axe. Lucky approaches him and says that they now get to battle it out. He tells Bob that by attacking this factory, he's left a lot of people jobless. Bob says they were slaves to which Lucky says that they were making a living there. Now they'll just get hunted down by Mister Big and killed. Bob swings his axe at Lucky. Lucky swings his bat. Both weapons clash.
The fight continues, Lucky laughing at Bob Lego for being in the neighbourhood watch. Angered, Bob kicks Lucky out onto the dirt road. Lucky stands back up and tells Bob that Biggie Falls is their town. He calls himself a legend and a fighter. As Lucky is about to explain why they call him Lucky Lanzetta, a car speeds around the car and hits him, sending Lucky flying into the air. Lucky lands on the ground nearby with a splat, killing him.
== Death ==
;Killed By
*Terry
While standing on the road talking to Bob Lego, Terry's taxi cab speeds around the corner and hits Lucky, killing him.
== Killed Victims ==
*None
== Appearance List ==
=== Season 1 ===
*Chapter 8
Category:Characters