The First Day (The True Story of Plankton)

The First Day is the first episode of The True Story of Plankton.
==Plot==
Plankton's first day ends up being bad, but he meets a future friend in which together they do very sneaky things...
==Transcript==
[Title Card Appears for 5 Seconds with regular production music playing. Bikini Bottom High School is shown.]
French Narrator: Bikini Bottom High School. So low quality, ghetto, weird, and minimum wage. Yes, this is the place where liberals have the least influence on.
[scene cuts to Plankton in Hallway]
Plankton: Ahhh, High School, the place where I can be big! My life story…..[starts to whimper].....all…..starts…..here!
Billy (Freshman): But you're still a puny algae to us [picks up Plankton, and flicks him across the hallway]
Plankton: AAAAAAAHHHHH, [lands on locker] Oh hey, thanks for the lift. [opens locker with tool]
[Plankton grabs his books and walks to his class upstairs]
Plankton: [whispering to himself] Let’s see here, the room is just about…..
[An almost overweight crab skips around the school and almost jumps over Plankton. Plankton growls and enters the room. He finds a teacher speaking]
Mrs. Puffer: Hello class, I hope you enjoy the seats you picked because they are 100% permanent.
[Class Boos at Mrs.Puffer in disappointment.]
Mr. Krabs: [raising his hand] Can I please move? I don’t want Mr. Short Stuff to copy my answers with his tiny eye.
Mrs. Puffer: Actually, I have a tiny seat dedicated for algae like you.
Plankton: [screaming angrily] You will pay for this, you bloated pufferfish!
Mrs. Puffer: [ignoring the cry] So, Kindness makes the world go round, now let’s begin on page 6 in our text book.
Plankton: Hey Krab, you call me short one more time and I will destroy you!
Mr. Krabs: [talking slowly] Oh, well I guess that I should let you know it’s Eugene, and you wouldn't be able to do a thing to me with your stubby little hands.
Mrs. Puffer: [turning to Krabs and Plankton] Oh, well I guess that I should let you both know that you and Sheldon can chit chat together anywhere outside the room.
Mr. Krabs: [using his innocent voice] But Mrs. Puffer, Sheldon was threatening me and I’m scared.
Mrs. Puffer: I have had it with this nonsense Sheldon, to the office, now. And you too Eugene!
Plankton: Well this isn't working out.
[Plankton and Krabs walk to the office and Mama Plankton arrives]
Mama Plankton: Mr., you have had your days of trouble and chaos, and honestly this is something I should expect of you. I just hope that you will fit in eventually.
Principal Bill: Please come into my office.
[Mama Krabs walks into Principal Bill (AKA Barnacle Bill’s) office]
Barnacle Bill: We need to talk about Sheldon, only within the first minutes of entering this new school, your son has disrespected the teacher and threatened other students.
Plankton: Well, in my defense, maybe this wouldn't've been such an issue if everybody didn't call me small!
[Plankton sees Mr. Krabs smirking at Plankton and quietly slipping away]
Plankton: [screeching furiously] I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
[Plankton runs out the office and out the school doors, chasing Mr. Krabs as he runs from Plankton. They go on for quite a while until they reach a retirement home known as the “Rusty Krab”]
Mr. Krabs: [panting] Finally, we can stop here.
Plankton: Krabs, you savage! When I-
Mr.Krabs: [talking in a calm voice] I’m sorry……...remember that crab you played with when you were born?
Plankton: Yeah……?
Mr. Krabs: That’s me.
Plankton: [astonished] Are you serious?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah…..call me Krabs or Eugene
Plankton: Ok Krabs, why did you laugh at me through the window.
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, I’m not as different…..both of us want to become big, you know what I mean?
Plankton: Same, maybe we can take over the world together?
Mr. Krabs: Not that far, but first let’s start with people's money.
Plankton: That works…..heh heh heh [starts evil laugh]
Mr. Krabs: Haw haw haw…..
[Montage plays with Plankton and Krabs pickpocketing people on the beach]
Mr. Krabs: Would you look at all of this money!
Plankton: More like all of the confused people I will eventually rule!
[A “five seconds later” card appears. Then, Mr.Krabs’ and Plankton’s moms walk to the beach]
Mama Plankton: Sheldon J. Plankton, you come back home and you are never to leave the house until next week!
Plankton: But Mo…..
Mama Plankton: Quiet. [Shushes Plankton and the two walk out of frame]
Mama Krabs: Eugene, I’ve seen better performance in your father. Now come along! You're never to see that tiny eye for two weeks!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry Mom, but look at all of this money!
Mama Krabs: That’s great sweetie, but I don't think its yours
Mr. Krabs: Yes it is…..
Mama Krabs: Shattap! [Shushes Mr. Krabs and walks out of frame]
[Credits roll]
==Trivia==
*This is the pilot episode of The True Story of Plankton
*Production began on April 28 and was completed on April 29
*This aired on writer Kelpy G's birthday, April 29
*The story was originally going to start the feud between Krabs and Plankton, but it changed (most likely for a good reason)
*A deleted scene involved going to the Salty Spatoon, but was removed due to the content unmatched with the rating
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