Duckies 2

Duckies 2 is a 2020 computer-animated comedy film directed by Chris Bowden and starring the voices of Johnny Orlando, John Goodman, Jeff Foxworthy, Kelsey Grammer and Mark Hamill.
==Voice Cast:==
*Johnny Orlando as Banzai
*John Goodman as Chu
*Jeff Foxworthy as Ping
*Kelsey Grammer as Leonard
*Mark Hamill as Sterling
*Stephen Merchant as Oliver
*Craig Robinson as Paul
*Jenny Slate as Laura
*Aubrey Plaza as Lynn
==Quotes==
*Bill: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Aah.
*Ed: Greetings, Bill. Say goodbye, aidos and bon vonyage. You won't be seeing the three of us around for a while.
*Waddle: Off me either.
*Bill: Don't tell me, Ed. The landlords finally kicekd you and your brothers out?
*ed: Not this time. (Shows Bill a flyer) We're off on a vacatopn. Oly, WAddle and me won a fabulous sun and fun all expenses pay resort vacation.
*Oly: Yeah, we're gonna be rubbling elbows with their rich and famous. 
*Waddle: And the wealthy well known too. 
*Ed: In fact, our limosciene should be picking us up any second. 
*Bill: I didn't know you enter the contest?
*Ed: That's the best part. We didn't. This telegram just appeared. 
*Bill: I don't know, ed. This all seems fishy to -- Huh?
*Waddle: WA-hoo! Our ride's here!
*Oly: It's party time. 
*All: Whoa! (Grunts) (Gasps)
*Oly: Contest Winners. That's us.
*Ed: Last one in was the rotten egg in brid. 
*Oly: First, fast, last all the way.
*(Bill arrives)
*Bill: Hey, wait. Your bag! Hey, in there. Don't froget this. Hey! No! Huh. That was weird. I hope those three know what they're doing? Hmm.
*All: Whoa! (Grunts) 
*Ed: Boy, the windows and tyhat limo are very dark. It was pitch block and I couldn't see a thing. 
*Oly: And that seat was kind of lovely.
*Waddle: That's because you were sitting on me.
*Ed: Huh? 
*Oly: What kind of ressort is this?
*Ed: Don't embrassing me, Oly. This is a rich call rusted charm. See, if even got a fence to keep up the rift raft. The rich are big got security.
*Oly: Excuse me, your richness. Can you direct me to the spa? Snopply snop.
*Ed: No, no, Oly. That's normal. You know how the rich are. Very snooty. We're pretend we're rich too. 
*Waddle: Whoa. Ow! Being snooply hurts. Hey, look. This thing is full of dead bugs and greasy slimey goop.
*Ed: Oh, boy. An all you can eat buffet at lunch. hey, look at us. We're living like rich folks now. 
*Colonel SNappy: (Laughs) Rich is right. Rich, fat and juicy.
*Bill: I wonder how their vacation is going?
*Aldo: Whoose?
*Bill: Ed, Oly and Waddle.
*Aldo: Who cares. I'm happy. As long as their miles away from here. Hey, it's 8 o'clock. Mind if I watch the reptile channel? Tonight's gator wrestling. Thanks, man.
*COlonel Snappy: Well, hey there, hungry gators. Are you hankering for some good littles. Then, come on down and get your some of my Colonel Snappy's mouth watering Duck Nuggets. So when you got the gator sized hunger. Try my lips smascking duck nuggets. There. Mmm, mmm, mighty fine.
*Bill: (Gasps) What are Ed, Oly and WAddle doing there? They're supposed to be on a resort?
*Aldo: I guess that's how COlonel Snappy gets a ducks for his nuggets. A free vacation scam.
*Bill: That gator kidnnaps innocent ducks. This is awful. We've gotta rescue them. 
*Aldo: Bill. Colonel Snappy's is right in the middle of Swampwood.
*Bill: I don't care. Come on!
*Aldo: Um, uh, let me just grab a snack first.
*Bill: No time!
*Aldo: Whoa!
*(At outside)
*Aldo: The colonel keeps his ducks panned up in the alley. 
*Bill: How do you know?
*Aldo: Um, I might have eaten here before.
*Bill: Hmph.
*Aldo: A long time ago.
*Bill: (Sniffs) What is that smell?
*Aldo: (Sniffs) (Sighs) That would be deep fried duck nuggets.
*Bill: Ew. We've gotta save Ed, Oly and Waddle before they're serve with a side of fries. Let's go.
*ALdo: I've realyl should've eaten before we left. 
*Bill: I don't see them. Psst. Hey. You over there. 
*Duck: (Gasps)
*Duck 2: (Gasps)
*Aldo: Forget them. They're scared sensless.
*(Colonel SNappy arrives)
*Aldo: Maybe I can pick this--
*Colonel Snappy: What, son? What in tarnation is going on here? How come you're messing with my pair? 
*ALdo: I, uh, I caught this duck, sir. And um, and I was hoping to sell them to you. I could use the money.
*Colonel SNappy: Nice work, son. I'm always in the market for fresh duck. A bit puny, but I'll fed them up.\
*Bill: Aah!
*Colonel Snappy: Say, son, if it's money you're atfer? I'm always looking for good help. Come on inside I can put you to work.
*Aldo: But, I, um, uh...
*Colonel Snappy: Oh, don't be shy, son. You could thank me by working your tail off.
*Bill: (off-screen) Ed, Oly, Waddle, where are you?
*(Bill arrives)
*Bill: There you are. Thank goodness you're okay. 
*Waddle: Bill, did you win a vacation too?
*Bill: No, Aldo and I came to rescue you.
*Ed: Rescue? Why would we need rescue from this swank resoet?
*Bill: guys, resorts don't have cages and brick walls or lock fences.
*Oly: But, what about all tehese all you can eat gourmet food?
*Bill: That is slop to fatting you up.
*Ed: Slop? (Sniffs) Then, what's that delectible smell that feels the air? (Sniifs)
*Bill: This is a holding pen. (Pointed at Colonel Snappy's) Over there is Colonel Snappy's a gator resturant. And that smell is deep fried Duck Nuggets. 
*All: (Screams) We're trapped! 
*Bill: Guys, guys, just relax. Aldo will get us out.
*Colonel Snappy: (off-screen) Atta boy. Go feed your birdies some so they don't get fat. I can cook'em.
*Aldo: Yes, sir, boss.
*Ed: See, see, he's working for the Colonel now.
*Bill: Impossible. It's just part of ALdo's plan to get us out. Aldo, have you got a plan?
*(Colonel Snappy arrvies)
*Aldo: Yeah. I'm going to...
*Colonel Snappy: What, son?
*Aldo: I'm going to uh... Force these ducks, sir. They'll get fatter quicker.
*Colonel SNappy: Eh, good thinking, boy. You know an eager beaver like you deserves a promotion. I'm putting you on deep frying tail.
*Oly: See, the only way Aldo is getting us out of here is in a bucket of wing.
*Bill: No, he's just faking it. He's trying to save us.
*Aldo: (Sniffs) Oh, man, I'm starving. Maybe I could just taste just one or twelve. (Gasps) Must not eat duck. Must save Bill. But how? I'll ask Bill. (Whistles)
*Waddle: Hmm. Aah. It's it take our order with our names on it.
*Bill: What did you do that for? It might have been a escape plan from Aldo.
*Ed: Nah. Waddle's right. Aldo's been seduce by the dark side meat of the force.
*Aldo: Come on, guys. Read this one.
*Colonel SNappy: What are you writing there, son?
*Aldo: Uh, uh, that is a is a recipe, sir. I hope to be a famous duck chef like you someday.
*Colonel Snappy: A noble as inspiration, boy. But, you're pumfamished aren't you? Come on inside. I got some metal to fix ya some of that.
*Ed: Now, do you believe me, Bill? Aldo's not going to save us. He's going to eat us.
*Both: (Screams)
*Bill: No. He never do that. I hope. 
*Colonel Snappy: I can't have one of my employees to going hungry. (Shoes Aldo a knife) Here, boy. Go find yourself a nice juicy duck. And I'll fry them up special for ya. 
*Bill: Aldo's my friend. Aldo's my friend. Aldo's my friend.
*Colonel Snappy: Go ahead and pick a duck. ANy duck. 
*Aldo: I'll take that one.
*Colonel Snappy: Well, I'll just unlock the gate. You could grab yourself.
*Aldo: Don't bother. Alright, you nuggets. I'm mean, ducks. Run for it!
*Ducks: (Cheers)
*Colonel Snappy: Seize. Come back here you... Oof! Ow! 
*Bill: Aldo, I know you'd save us.
*Aldo: Of course, Bill. Did you doubt for an instant?
*Ed: Bill has his doubts. But, I always knew you'd come through, pal.
*Bill: Come on. Let's get back to Ducktown. I'll buy you a double cricket bruger.
*Aldo: I'm so hungry that actually sounds good.
*Bill: When we get home, we have to warn everyone. Avoid any free vacation contests.
*Ed: Yeah, once word about the scam gets out, the Colonel's deep frying days will be over.
*Aldo: Okay, let's go. Stick close to me. I've got you covered.
*Waddle: (to audeiece) That's the problem vacations. Seems like you just get here and it's time to go. Whoa!
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*Bill: Poor Jerry. I think I'd better go and get a little bit of fresh air! Hello.
*Ed: (On Phone) Hello Bill, how're you?
*Bill: Hey Ed, I'm okay.
*Ed: (On Phone) Good. So how about having a milkshake with us?
*Bill: Uhm, that sounds good, okay.
*Ed: Okay great, we'll see you soon.
*Bill: Where shall I meet you? Ed? Hello... Hello? Oh... Well, I'm going to go and get some fresh air, and who knows, I may bump into them.
*Fred: Hey Bill, d'you wanna race?
*Bill: Sorry Fred, but I'm looking for Ed, Oly and Waddle.
*Fred: Oh! I just saw them... Going that way... Or maybe it was... Um... That way... Well, I don't really remember. Why don't you try the ice-cream shop?
*Bill: Good idea Fred, I'll do that.
*Fred: See you later, Bill!
*Jerry: Meet up with Ed, Oly and Waddle at the ice cream shop.
*Bill: Hey, I've found you guys.
*Ed: Bill! We were wondering where you were.
*Bill: But, you didn't...
*Ed: Oh, well. No big deal.
*Oly: Anyway, we're not going to lie to you. We managed to enjoy ourselves...
*Waddle: You bet! Ha, ha. We've gobbled down lots of ice cream.
*Ed: There. Here's your skateboard. You'll need it to follow us!
*Bill: Thanks!
*Jerry: Bravo! You can now use the skate board (select in your inventory!).
*Ed: Bill, get a move on. We don't have a second to lose.
*Bill: Could someone please explain what has gotten into you three? Why are you guys in such a hurry?
*Ed: Why? Because, otherwise we'll be late!
*Bill: For what?
*Oly: Getting to the Decoy Cafe.
*Bill: But, why are we going there?
*Waddle: To watch the 1st episode of that new TV show, Running Duck.
*Bill: Why do you need me to come along?
*Ed: Well... You know, it looks really good... And er, you're our best friend and...
*Bill: Yeah and we want you to be there...
*Ed: Actually, we've run out of money for milkshakes.
*Bill: Oh, now I get it.
*Jerry: Follow Ed, Oly and Waddle to the Decoy Cafe.
*Ed: To be continued? To be continued? I hate waiting for the next episode.
*Bill: I really don't know how you can watch shows like this.
*Oly: ...It's based on true stories.
*Bev: You know, they say attacks...
*Ed: ...Well, we'd better get a move on, huh?
*Waddle: Slurp!
*Bev: Hey, aren't you gonna run away... too?
*Bill: It takes more than that to scare me...
*Bev: That's very brave Bill, specially with all the rumors going around at the moment...
*Bill: Uh, what rumors?
*Bev: A duck was attacked by an alligator last night, not too far away from here...
*Bill: Oh I don't believe that, I think people are watching too much TV round here! Mmmm, what a night!
*Aldo: Grr...
*Bill: Ahaaaaa...
*Aldo: Grr...
*Jerry: Try to escape from the alligator.
*Aldo: WAOUUUUUUUCHHHHH... Wowowouuuu.
*Bill: You... You okay?
*Aldo: Does it look like I'm okay?!
*Bill: What are you doing here? You shouldn't eat ducks, it's not nice!
*Aldo: Well, alright already, just go away and leave me alone I'm in pain.
*Bill: Yeah well, be careful, I won't be so nice next time.
*Aldo: What, ha, ha, me be careful? Ha, ha, ha... hohoouhouhouWahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
*Bill: Heeheeheehee.
*Aldo: Wahahahahahaha.
*Bill: Is it your teeth?
*Aldo: Woo... There's nothing worse than a tooth ache.
*Bill: Well I wouldn't know, but I think you should have it looked at. Look Aldo, you can stay here tonight. And tomorrow, I'll take you to see Doctor Cecil, he's a dentist and he can help you. You should get some sleep now.
*Aldo: Bill, yes, but, but... I...
*Bill: But, what?
*Aldo: In fact, it's the first time that I sleep in a duck's house!
*Bill: There's a first time for everything!! Tomorrow, I'll bring you to a friend's place. Doctor Cecil, he's a dentist. No doubt, he can surely do something for you. But for the moment, it's best if you get some sleep! Aldo?
*Aldo: Zzzz... Zzzz...
*Bill: Well, nighty night!
*Aldo: Woaaaa!!! Woaaaa!!
*Bill: How is it? Is it any better?
*Aldo: Woaaaa!!! Woaaaa!!
*Bill: We must go and see the dentist.
*Aldo: Okay, but it's got to be soon.
*Bill: Cecil's office doesn't open for an hour and you can't go out looking like that, you'll scare everybody. We need a disguise.
*Aldo: But, it's painful!
*Bill: Don't worry. I'll go get you some medicine for the pain until then.
*Aldo: Uhm, uh, but Bill... I need food!
*Bill: Haha, you need... What, for example?
*Aldo: Uhm... let's say... Anything! Anything... except duck!
*Bill: Okay, I'm leaving now.
*Aldo: But, when will you be back?
*Bill: I'll do my best, but you don't worry. I'll bring you back some ice cubes, some aspirin and a duck mask.
*Aldo: What am I meant to do until you get back?
*Bill: Don't do anything, just relax. Trust me, I'll get everything you need.
*Aldo: Okay!
*Jerry: Bring Aldo a container of aspirin, some ice cubes and a duck mask.
*Bill: Aldo, I'm back and look what I've got.
*Aldo: Fantastic! Wow! You even found a duck mask!
*Bill: Yeah, in your size too. Does your tooth still hurt?
*Aldo: Yeah, it still hurts, but even worse, I'm so hungry!
*Bill: Don't worry, I'll find you something to eat. Just take care of your toothache with the aspirin and ice cubes.
*Duck: I lost my baaaaallllllll!!...
*Bill: Don't cry, we'll find it!
*Duck: I want my ball!!...
*Bill: Do you know where you lost it?
*Duck: Yes. Sniff, sniff. It's behind the wall. Sniff, sniff.
*Bill: Don't move, I should be able to find it for you.
*Jerry: Find the duck's ball and bring it to him.
*Duck: Thank you, Bill!
*Bill: It looks like you feel better now. Goodbye!
*Duck: Bye!
*Claire: Bill! Boy, am I lucky! I needed some help and here you are!
*Bill: Haha. Well hello, Claire. How can I be of help to you?
*Claire: My candies are such a huge success, everyone in Ducktown wants some!
*Bill: Haha. I understand. You'd like me to deliver them to you!!
*Claire: You'd do that for me?!
*Bill: Here goes!
*Jerry: Deliver Clair's candies to her clients.
*Claire: Thanks, Bill!
*Bill: My pleasure, it was fun!
*Duck: Hi Bill, feeling a little hungry?
*Bill: Hello. Uhm, fact is, I'm as hungry as an alligator today!
*Duck: All right, what would you like?
*Bill: Actually, I'd like 100 ice cream cones please!
*Duck: 100! My goodness, you are as hungry as an alligator! Unfortunately, 3 little troublemakers threw all of my cones in the street.
*Bill: You want some help?
*Duck: No thanks. But you could pick up all of the ones you find around the store, and everything you need, you can keep!
*Bill: Excellent, thanks!
*Duck: Come back anytime!
*Jerry: Pic up 100 ice cream cones. Mission accomplished! Bring the ice cream to Aldo.
*Bill: Here are your ice creams! Thin you'll have enough?
*Aldo: Uhm... Yes, that should be fine.
*Bill: Oh, I'm sure it will! You're as hungry as an alligator!
*Aldo: Uhhmm...Th...ang....cue....slurp....
*Bill: Ha, ha, ha, no problem!
*Duck: Bill! Look! Those three numbskulls have done it again! They've scattered my entire stock of ice cream all over the place!
*Bill: Ahahah.
*Duck: It's not funny, Bill. My shop opens in two minutes!
*Bill: I'm sorry, you're right, hahaha, I'll help you pick everything up real quickly.
*Jerry: Pick up 100 ice cream cones before time runs out.
*Duck: Thanks for your help, Bill!
*Bill: So you see, all's well that ends well...
*Duck: Yes, but it's thanks to you, certainly not those three numbskulls.
*Bill: Thanks, see you soon!
*Aldo: Bill, I think I ate too much ice cream.
*Bill: Don't tell me your tooth hurts even more now?
*Aldo: Ohaa! Ayiiii, ohhhh.
*Bill: Well, the dentist is open now and we have a mask so let's get going.
*Aldo: But, I can't see anything under this mask!
*Bill: Don't you worry. I'll help you!
*Jerry: Give Aldo directions to the dentist's office.
*Bill: Hello, Cecil.
*Cecil: Bill, how nice to see you!
*Bill: Guess what Cecil... I have a real patient for you.
*Cecil: A 'real' patient! You... you mean, with 'real' teeth?
*Bill: Oh yes, you could say that, all right!
*Cecil: Oh my, oh my. Ooooh. All those teeth, just for me! Come in, let's take a look.
*Jerry: You can now use the double jump! Press the jump button a second time to jump higher!
*Cecil: Here you go, a souvenir for you.
*Bill: You see Aldo, this wasn't so bad.
*Cecil: Bill, I can not thank you enough for bringing me my first patient.
*Bill: It's no big deal, what are friends for.
*Cecil: But, really! I'm really serious, and so, here, please take this little gift as my thanks to you, an elixir of vitamins that I've just invented!
*Bill: Okay, but then what?
*Cecil: Trust me, drink it. Well, Bill, you'll be able to jump high and far.
*Bill: Wow, cool! I bet you're all asking yourselves why I asked you to meet me here?
*Oly: Bill! I know! You wanna offer us all double milkshakes!
*Waddle: You're taking us for a picnic?
*Cecil: You've found me a new patient!
*Bill: No guys, I want you to meet a new friend of mine, Aldo. ...Who is not a real duck.
*Ed: Oh, man, what's next!...
*Bill: Okay Aldo, remove the mask.
*Waddle: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh. Aaaaahhhhhhhhh. Wahahahwwwaawwwwaaaaaaa!
*Bill: Waddle, wait!
*Ed: Hit the brakes!
*Oly: He doesn't know how! JUMP!
*Cecil: My scooter!
*Oly: Come back, Waddle!
*Waddle: Wahahahwwwaawwwwaaaaaaa!
*Ed: We've got to stop him before he hurts himself.
*Cecil: Yeah or somebody else.
*Oly: He's never even driven a scooter before.
*Aldo: He's seems to be heading for the other side of town.
*Bill: We've got to try and catch up with him before he gets away.
*Aldo: I'm right behind you!
*Jerry: Follow Waddle, before it's too late!
*Waddle: Who put this seat there?
*Bill: Are you okay, Waddle?
*Waddle: Thanks for coming to find me, Bill.
*Bill: Well, we could see you were in trouble.
*Waddle: ...Are you upset with me?
*Bill: Oh, don't worry, Waddle. It's all over now.
*Waddle: I'm alive! I'm alive!
*Bill: Yes, you're okay, except for that bump.
*Waddle: A bump! Where?
*Bill: We'd better have this checked at the hospital.
*Waddle: Hospital??? Oh, no! I'm going to die!
*Bill: Waddle, Waddle, don't be silly.
*Waddle: I'm dying fast.
*Aldo: Oh, give me a break!
*Bill: How are we gonna get him to the hospital?
*Aldo: Well, I can take him.
*Waddle: Groan...
*Bill: Okay, good idea, but make it fast.
*Jerry: Drive Waddle to the hospital!
*Aldo: The doctor says he will be a little dizzy for a while but he'll be just fine.
*Bill: But, Waddle's always been a little dizzy.
*Aldo: That's for sure. Ha, ha, ha.
*Bill: Well, Waddle's okay, but Cecil's scooter is a wreck. Cecil is going to be so mad. What are we going to do about Cecil's scooter?
*Aldo: I can fix it for you, I just need a new motor, new tyres and a headlight.
*Bill: That's great, I'll go and look for the parts.
*Aldo: I'll meet you in front of your apartment.
*Bill: Okay, I'll see you there.
*Jerry: Find a tire, a motor and a headlight, then bring them to Aldo.
*Aldo: Well, what'd you think?
*Bill: Great work Aldo, it looks just like new.
*Aldo: Oh it's nothing...for an alligator!
*Bill: Let's take it back to Cecil.
*Waddle: Thanks, Aldo! You saved my life!
*Aldo: Oh it's nothing...
*Bill: You also helped fix Cecil's scooter.
*Aldo: Well, Cecil made my toothache go away so I owed him that at least.
*Cecil: In any case, we appreciate it...
*Claire: ... And you're welcome here anytime.
*Aldo: Gee, you guys are really kind, and you taste good too! Ha, ha just kidding!
*Bill: Speaking of food, what d'you say we all get some milkshakes?
*Cecil: Great idea, yes!
*Waddle: Whohoo! A double milkshake!
*Oly: Make that a triple!
*Claire: Super, yes!
*Ed: Off we go!
*Bill: Zzz, zzz, zzz.
*Aldo: Bill! BILL!!!
*Bill: Wha?... Yeah, yeah, what!
*Aldo: Wake up! You're gonna be late!
*Bill: Late for what?
*Aldo: For your driver licence's exam!
*Bill: Gulp! My driver's licence exam!
*Aldo: Come on Bill, you got to get going!
*Bill: Okay, okay, I'm awake. How much time do I have?
*Aldo: Just enough time to get there.
*Bill: Okay, okay, I'm out of here. See you later, alligator.
*Jerry: Go to the Duck Motor Vehicle shop as quickly as possible!
*Drill Sargent Duck: How dare you be late for my class?
*Bill: Sorry Mr., uhm... Madam!...
*Drill Sargent Duck: Silence useless dirtbag! Get ready!
*Bill: Uhm, well, yes, I'm rrrr.....
*Drill Sargent Duck: Go, go, go! Okay, dirtbag, this is the situation: you are going to follow me on your scooter, and do exactly what I do.
*Bill: And if I made a mistake?
*Drill Sargent Duck: You can kiss your license goodbye.
*Bill: Ah, yes, ha. Of course. I see.
*Drill Sargent Duck: Now mount your scooter and let's see what you can do.
*Bill: I'm ready, sir!
*Drill Sargent Duck: Then, let's burrrn rubber!
*Jerry: Follow the Drill Sargent.
*Drill Sargent Duck: According to the law I must inform you that you've... Passed the test. It is my duty as an officer to give you your scooter license.
*Bill: Woo hoo!!!!!
*Duck: Congratulations, you've got a real talent with scooters.
*Bill: Thanks!
*Duck: I own this scooter shop and I need a good driver to enter in the big scooter race, are you interested?
*Bill: Well... uh... yeah, sure... you bet!!!
*Duck: Excellent. First you must qualify in the test race. If you win, you will be my driver for the big scooter race.
*Bill: Okay! I'm your duck!
*Duck: Great! Now let's see you go out and win this test race.
*Bill: No problem.
*Drill Sargent Duck: Well duck, in my book you're still a rookie. I'm betting you'll crash and burn.
*Bill: You're just jealous.
*Jerry: You can buy now drive scooters! You just have to buy one at the scooter shop!
*Bill: Hello, Fred. Still in training, are you?
*Fred: Oh yes! With all this training, I'm pretty much unbeatable on ice cube skates!
*Bill: Right, unbeatable! I bet if we race each other, I'll win!
*Fred: You're on!
*Bill: I was only joking, Fred.
*Fred: Too late. We'll see who's best! I think I still need a little bit of training.
*Bill: Maybe it's because of your skates!
*Fred: Stop making fun of me, Bill!
*Bill: I didn't want to discourage you...
*Fred: You haven't discouraged me, next time I'll be the winner, that's for sure!
*Duck: This is your first race Bill, are you nervous?
*Bill: A little bit, but I'm ready.
*Duck: Good, win this race and you can go on to greater things, Bill.
*Bill: Very cool! When does the racing start?
*Duck: Right now!
*Jerry: Fill 'er up, please.
*Duck: Congratulations, Bill! They never had a chance against you. You're a natural!
*Bill: Geez... I can't believe it! This is great!
*Duck: Consider yourself our new driver.
*Bill: Thanks! Cecil!! Claire!!!
*Cecil: Look it's Bill!
*Claire: He is driving a scooter!
*Bill: Ciao!
*Both: Bye!
*Bill: Hi, ho, you guys!
*Ed: Bill's got a driver licence?
*Waddle: Bill! Bill! Take me for a ride!
*Oly: Forget it, Waddle!
*Bill: Aldo, why don't we do something special tonight?
*Aldo: All I can think about right now is putting something special in my stomach.
*Bill: What about seeing a movie?
*Aldo: Umm... Munch munch... Yeah, yum yum.
*Bill: How about a good play?
*Aldo: Bill!
*Bill: Or the "Manic Tadpoles' are having an outdoor concert tonight.
*Aldo: Bill!
*Bill: Or else...
*Aldo: Bill!
*Bill: ...What? Oh I'm sorry Aldo, do you have an idea?!
*Aldo: Do you know what day it is?
*Bill: Uh... Well, the 20th.
*Aldo: It looks like we already have something planned.
*Bill: OMIGOSH!!!! Bev's birthday!
*Aldo: ...It's too late to throw a party now.
*Bill: ...We still have a little time. But, there isn't a moment to lose! ...Listen up, here's what we're going to do!
*Jerry: And a point for Ducktown!
*Nurse Duck: Bill, it's an emergency! Would you be willing to help us?!
*Bill: I was just passing by, and I...
*Nurse Duck: Perfect, you're a prince of a duck, always there to lend a foot.
*Bill: But, I uh...
*Nurse Duck: Don't you worry. It's very easy. You just need to take the scooter and go pick up the sick ducks who can't move. Understand?
*Bill: Uh...
*Nurse Duck: Fantastic! It's super ducky cool of you, but hurry! They need their medicine fast!
*Jerry: Find all the sick ducks and drive them to the hospital! Oh you found the Gas Station, You can get gas for feathers.
*Nurse Duck: Thanks for your help, Bill!
*Bill: Oh it's nothi...
*Nurse Duck: Sorry, got to go, so much work to do, bye!...
*Bill: Uh... fine... Uh, see you next time then...
*Duck: Hey Bill, you're just in time. There's a big race today! Do you want to join in?
*Bill: Of course! Give me a scooter and we're off!
*Duck: You won again! You really are talented!
*Bill: Oh, I don't know. I just do my best.
*Duck: Every race, you get better and better!
*Bill: Thanks!
*Duck: Let me thank you! For racing on the DMV Team!
*Bill: Okay, Aldo, you're going to bake a cake.
*Aldo: Cecil and Claire will write a little card...
*Bill: ...Ed, Oly and Waddle will buy flowers and I'll go round all her friends.
*Aldo: ...Then, we'll all meet back at the Decoy Cafe.
*Bill: Got it! See you there!
*Jerry: Find all of Bev's friends and drive them back to the Decoy Cafe.
*Bill: I can't believe it! Everyone is here.
*Aldo: The cake is ready.
*Cecil: I wrote the little card.
*Claire: WE wrote the little card!
*Bill: Ed, do you have the flowers?
*Ed: Well, actually...
*Bill: ED?
*Ed: Um... Um... We don't have the flowers.
*Oly: ...But we do have a good excuse...
*Waddle: ...Yea, real good... We forgot.
*Claire: You certainly didn't forgot how to act lie idiots!
*Bill: All right, I get it. I'll just have to do it. Hello, sir! I need to get beautiful bouquet of flowers.
*Florist: Of course, sir. What kind of flowers?
*Bill: Her favorites is petunias. It has to be petunias.
*Florist: You're out of luck, I am completely out of Petunias. And I don't have time to get any more because I have to go pick up my kids at school.
*Bill: Wait! You can't do this to me! I've got to get a bouquet of petunias or I'm a dead duck!
*Florist: I'm really sorry, but I can't help you.
*Bill: How about I go pick up your kids from school, and you can go and get the petunias.
*Florist: Welllll...
*Bill: Oh, pleeeeasssse!
*Florist: Okay. Bring my children here and you'll have your flowers.
*Bill: It's a deal!
*Jerry: Pick up the florist's children at school and bring them home.
*Bill: Okay, I brought your kids home.
*Florist: Well, hum, unfortunately, I couldn't get the petunias. The bridge to the park has collapsed.
*Bill: Yeah, so?
*Florist: So, the only place to gather the petunias you're looking for is in the park. And there is no way to get to where the flowers are.
*Bill: There must be another way!
*Florist: There is one person who might be able to get you into the park: Madam Bevousky.
*Bill: Madam who?!
*Florist: Madam Bevousky! She's right near the Decoy Cafe. She can work some magic.
*Bill: Yes, yes, I will try anything.
*Florist: Well then you'd better hurry, before her office closes.
*Bill: Goodbye and thanks.
*Jerry: Go to Madam Bevousky's as quickly as possible.
*Bill: Knock, knock.
*Madam Bevousky: Yes, who is it?
*Bill: Uhmm... I like to speak with Madam Bevousky. Anyone there?
*Madam Bevousky: Welcome...
*Bill: Hello... Bev?
*Madam Bevousky: I am Madam BEVOUSKY! What is the reason for your visit?
*Bill: Okay, I need your help. I need to go to the park, but...
*Madam Bevousky: ...but the bridge is borken...
*Bill: Yeah! That's it.
*Madam Bevousky: And... You'd like ME to rebuild the bridge?
*Bill: Well, I was hoping... This is really important.
*Madam Bevousky: Hoping? Hoping what?
*Bill: Maybe... That... Oh never mind... I'm... Oh it must sound crazy...
*Madam Bevousky: And for what reason must you go to the park today?
*Bill: I have to gather some petunias for my best friend, it's her birthday today.
*Madam Bevousky: Ahhh! A birthday! That's different. Please, sit yourself down there! Ready?
*Bill: I... I guess.
*Madam Bevousky: That should do it!
*Bill: Do what?
*Madam Bevousky: Now you can jump high and far!
*Bill: Flying?
*Madame Bevousky: Hmm... Not quite, but you can jump far enough to get into the park.
*Bill: Thank you so much!
*Madame Bevousky: But if you have trouble finding the petunias, as Raoul, the crow... He'll be able to help you...
*Jerry: Bravo! You can now perform flying-jumps that will allow you access more of the game.
*Teacher: Hello, Bill. How are you doing today?
*Bill: I feel great today, thanks. And how are you?
*Teacher: Oh boy! The kids are wearing me out! They're excited today because they're going on a school field trip.
*Bill: That sounds lie fun!
*Teacher: Haha, of course it's lots of fun. But there are days when I just wish I didn't have to be the one taking them.
*Bill: Would you like me to take them instead?
*Teacher: Bill! You'd to do that for me?
*Bill: With pleasure!
*Teacher: Fantastic! You be sure to take special care of them and be on time!
*Jerry: Take the children on a field trip!
*Duck: Thanks, Bill! At least with you, we're right on time!
*Bill: Haha. Now you have yourselves a swell time kids!
*Duck: Thanks, Bill!
*Bill: See you soon!
*Raoul: So Bill, you looking for petunias? Just follow that path.
*Bill: Thanks Raoul, I'm in a hurry!
*Raoul: Caw, caw... Good thing, because at this houre, I would hurry too. Hee, hee.
*Bill: Are you talking about the aligators?
*Raoul: Oh yes sir. It's no time for a duck to be wandering so close to Swampwood, hoo, hoo, ha, ha.
*Bill: Too late to turn back now. I'm going!
*Raoul: Oh... Good luck duck! Hee hee hoo hoo!
*Jerry: Pick up 100 petunias before time runs out.
*Raoul: So, you gathered your petunias, before the alligators picked you? Hee hoo ha ha ha.
*Bill: Yes. it was scary, but Bev is going to get a great bouquet!
*Raoul: Yeah... It's not bad...
*Bill: I'd say that you're jealous.
*Raoul: Jealous of a duck? Pfft. I'm outta here.
*Bill: Adios, Raoul!
*All: Heeeheehee! Hahahaha!
*Bev: What a surprise! I thought you might have forgotten.
*Bill: Come on, Bev! Forget the birthday of my best friend? Hummm... That's just impossible!!
*Bev: Thank you Bill, you made me really happy.
*Bill: You can thank the whole gang, because everybody helped!
*Bev: Well I... Many thanks for the petunias...
*Bill: ...Happy birthday, Bev!
*Ed: Bye, Bill. Ciao, hasta la vista, Good bye, see you later. Oh yes! You won't see us for a while!
*Waddle: Yeah! That goes for me too!
*Bill: Did you get evicted again?
*(Ed shows Bill a Contest Car Winner flyer)
*Ed: Not this time, we found these flyers, and it turned out we won a free holiday trip.
*Oly: Ahh... The sun, the ocean, the beach...
*Waddle: ...And triple milkshakes!
*Bill: That's strange, I've seen those flyers all over Ducktown...
*Ed: Yes, but we won the big prize! Paradise, here we come!
*Ed, Oly and Waddle: Waaaaaaaa!!!
*(Raoul is watching Ed, Oly and Waddle headed to the truck)
*Raoul: I wonder where those three are going.
*Bill: They say that they've won a free holiday trip.
*Raoul: Yeah, right. A free trip to Swampwood.
*Bill: What do you mean?
*Raoul: Well, the driver looked like an alligator to me.
*Bill: Oh no!!! We must follow them!
*Jerry: Follow the limousine to its location. Anticipate the lorry's path to catch it up.
*Waddle: Bring on the triple milkshakes!
*Oly: Which way to the pool!
*Ed: Cocktails for everyone!
*Oly: That's strange. I didn't expect the resort to look like this.
*Waddle: Or smell like this.
*Ed: Look guys, I guess it's what the rich would call, 'rustic charm.'
*Waddle: Whoaow!
*Oly: Oh yeah! Very classy!
*Bill: Have you lost your brains completely, or what? We're smack dab in the middle of Swampwood!
*Ed: Bill! But, what are you doing here?
*Bill: I followed you all the way here. I had a feeling something funny was going on.
*Ed: Ha, ha. Check it out guys, Bill's jealous! Come on now, Bill, you could've told us, we'd have worked something out... Haha.
*Bill: Ed! You've fallen into a trap!
*Ed: Look at him! Pfftt, so how do you explain the fact that we were picked up by a limousine?
*Bill: And how do you explain that the limo driver was an alligator?!
*Ed: So what?
*Oly: Ed?... Is it true? That...
*Waddle: That the limousine was ... was ... driven by a ga-ga-gator?!
*Bill: So, they want to eat us, fried and crunchy duck nuggets.
*Colonel Snappy: So, you've figured it out then! Let's talk over at dinner! Hahaha.
*(Raoul is spying on Colonel Snappy)
*(Raoul is flying away)
*Aldo: Zzzzz, zzz Zzzz zzzz.
*(Rauoul arrives)
*(Aldo woke up)
*Aldo: Waawaaawwwa.
*Raoul: Aldo, get up. We need your help.
*Aldo: What?
*Raoul: Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle are in big danger!
*Aldo: What big danger?
*Raoul: They're in Swampwood, and they're about to be tuned into tasty snacks!
*Aldo: I don't understand what you're talking about, Raoul.
*Raoul: Haven't you heard of Colonel Snappy's nuggets?
*Aldo: No... That is... Yeah, I think I saw an ad on TV...
*Raoul: Well, Bill and those three idiots, Ed, Oly and Waddle have been captured by The Colonel!
*Aldo: But how?
*Raoul: No time to explain, just follow me. Madam Bevousky will explain it all.
*Jerry: Follow Raoul to Madam Bevousky's secret office. I'd be careful if I were you. It's an advertising flyer that says we have won an all expenses paid vacation. This seems strange, because there are about one hundred flyers like this all around town. That's a lot of winners, don't you think?
*Madam Bevousky: What kind of kooky story is that?
*Aldo: Raoul made us take all kinds of crazy detours to come here.
*Raoul: I was trying to get Aldo to do some exercise. Hahahaha.
*Madam Bevousky: Our friends are in terrible danger and you go taking a tour of Ducktown!
*Raoul: Hoohoo.
*Aldo: Bev, those are some hungry alligators. We must do something quick.
*Madam Bevousky: You're right, let's go! There is not a second to lose. Aldo, do you remember where Colonel Snappy's duck nuggets diner is located?
*Aldo: Well, it's been so long time since... But, yes, I should be able to find it.
*Madam Bevousky: Aldo, you're the only one who can enter Swampwood and save our friends and bring them home safely.
*Raoul: Uh, yeah, good plan! You go free them and bring them back here! Hahahehehe.
*Madam Bevousky: Raoul, would you please!
*Aldo: But how many are there?
*Madam Bevousky: According to my... uh, information... there must be... LOTS!
*Aldo: You're right Bev, I'm the only one who can save them. I better get going.
*Madam Bevousy: Good luck, Aldo!
*Raoul: Hey, Aldo, good luck with the ducks! Hehehehe, hahahaha!
*Jerry: Find the 6 ducks and take them to Madam Bevousky.
*Madam Bevousky: Oh Aldo, my hero!
*Raoul: He did it! I just can't believe it.
*Aldo: It was nothing, I am pretty good at catching dcuks. Ah ha ha.
*Bill: Thanks, Aldo! You saved our lives!!!
*Ed: Aldo, you saved us from being a bag of tasty snacks. I'll never call you brocoli head again. You are one cool gator.
*Oly: Yep, it's good to be green.
*Aldo: Hey, normally Waddle should jump in now!
*All: Heeheehee...
*Madam Bev: But, hey, where is Walddle?
*Bill: Hihi... That's right, where is Waldo?
*Oly: He put him in his lunch box!
*Ed: Oh Waddle!! Noooo... !!!
*Madam Bevousky: Aldo, can you tell us what's going on here?
*Aldo: Yes, I know that gator, he's on his way to work at the bowling ball factory.
*Bill: If we can get there before lunchtime, we can still save Waddle.
*Raoul: I'll fly ahead to check it out. I'll be waiting at the entrance to the bowling ball factory.
*Bill: For once, he's going to be of some help!
*Aldo: Okay Bill, I'm going to go really fast. So you'll have to do everything you can to keep up with me.
*Bill: We're off!
*Jerry: Follow Aldo to the bowling factory! If you want to win, get a scooter at least as fast as Aldo's.
*Aldo: ...We made it...
*Bill: ...Pfew barely...
*Raoul: Well guys, the good news is, Waddle is still alive. But he is stored in the kitchen.
*Aldo: Okay, I'm going in alone, it's way too dangerous for you guys in there.
*Bill: Especially since it's almost mealtime.
*Raoul: Fine, crows know when they're not wanted.
*Aldo: Well, I'm going in.
*Bill: Good luck, Aldo!
*Jerry: Find Waddle before he gets eaten!
*Alligator: Attention! There's a duck in the factory! ... There's a duck in the factory! Let's get him! I can almost taste that duck now.
*Alligator 2: What's going on, Aldo? Open that door!
*Aldo: Quick, everybody run!
*Waddle: Waaaaaaa...
*Aldo: Get going! I can't hold on much longer!
*Bill: We can't! Waddle has fainted and besides, the gators are too fast, they'd be sure to catch us!
*Raoul: That's because you can't fly! Hahahaha.
*Bill: Very funny, Raoul! We've got to do something.
*Aldo: And FAST!
*Bill: Maybe we could scare them... But how?
*Aldo: Alligators aren't afraid of everything.
*Bill: Oh yes! One thing! Quack the Ripper!
*Raoul: Great idea, duckeroo! And I know where to find a Duck the Ripper disguise for you to put on! Quickly, come with me, or we'll never have enough time!
*Jerry: Find the Quack the Ripper costume, then come back and save Waddle!
*Waddle: Did you see that? I scared them! They ran away like little ducklings! Hahahaha. Who's the baddest duck you ever did see! It's ME!
*Aldo: Good job, Raoul.
*Raoul: Yes, I am amazing.
*Bill: You saved us in the nick of time. But now we still have to go through swampwood to get home.
*Waddle: Leave it to me, Alligators are afraid of me. I can lead you through swampwood.
*Aldo: Okay, fearless leader, but it won't be that easy.
*Raoul: Just one little problem in Swampwood.
*Bill: Uhh...
*Raoul: Millions of Alligators! Wohahahahaha. Hooohooohoo!
*Bill: Oh great, now you made Waddle faint again! We should move on before the alligators realise they've been tricked.
*Aldo: But... What about Waddle?
*Bill: Don't worry. Raoul can take him and we will follow.
*Aldo: And you takes the scooter.
*Bill: Okay.
*Aldo: Go fast as you can, this is a race for your life.
*Bill: Okay, here we go again.
*Jerry: Follow Raoul to get out of Swampwood. Choose the best items to help you win.
*Raoul: Well, you really flew on that scooter. Not bad for a duck who can't fly.
*Bill: You didn't fly that fast for a crow.
*Aldo: Waddle's a lot of dead weight.
*Waddle: Wha... Huh... Alligators?
*Raoul: Hey, the dead weight is coming alive.
*Bill: Ahahahaha!
*Both: Ahahahaha!
*Aldo: Waaaa...
*Bill: Ooops! And so it was a terrible ordeal, but with a happy ending.
*Bev: But it's a fantastic story.
*Bill: But we have to remember, a free prize never comes without a cost.
*Bev: Yes, but what about all the other flyers that are still around ducktown?
*Bill: That's true. We'll have to deal with that later.
*Bev: Now you Waddle, I think you've earned yourself an extra triple milkshake!
*Bill: With a triple serving of tadpoles.
*Oly: And a generous sprinkling alagae.
*Ed: Waddle sure is getting the royal treatment.
*Oly: You're not drinking it? What's wrong with you?
*Waddle: ...I don't feel so great...
*Bill: ...You've been under a lot of stress...
*Aldo: Sure! Fighting all these alligators... Heehee.
*Waddle: Yeah, that's it.
*Bev: Aldo!
*Ed: Listen, Waldo. It's no problem.
*Aldo: ...We all understand...
*Bill: ...Yeah... It's no problem...
*Oly: ...We'll just eat it for you!...
*Waddle: It's a funny thing, I feel much better of all a sudden! It's lick, funny, slurp, lick, huh?! Slurp slurp!
*All: Ahhhahahahhaahah!
*Duck: So, Bill, you're having fun out in the fresh country air?
*Bill: You bet!
*Duck: I heard that you were a real good racer back in Ducktown!
*Bill: I'm sure that it was the owner of Duck Motor Vehicles who told you that. He likes to exaggerate.
*Duck: Oh, maybe so. But I'd sure like to see how good you'd be on our motocross course!
*Bill: Let's go!
*Duck: What is heard is true! You really are an expert race driver, Bill!
*Bill: I don't know about that, but I do know that your motocross track is really fun!
*Duck: If you think so, then come back whenever you like, Bill!
*Raoul: So, Bill. How's the flying today? Hahahah.
*Bill: Very funny!
*Raoul: Haha. I was just kidding. I you like, I'll take you around just like the last time!
*Bill: You'd do that for me?!
*Raoul: Of course I will, what do you think? I even have a great idea for a game! Let's pop the balls!
*Bill: I wouldn't miss it!
*Raoul: Let's go!
*Jerry: Pop all the balloons before time runs out.
*Raoul: So, did you have fun?
*Bill: You kidding? I want to play again!
*Raoul: Okay, sure! Just let me rest up for a second!
*Duck: Bill. A new challenge for your driving skills?
*Bill: A challenge? How can I refuse?!
*Duck: All right. Now concentrate, because I've reserved a track fit for an expert!
*Bill: Cool! I can't wait to see it!
*Jerry: Go through all the circles before time runs out.
*Duck: Wow! You are the best!
*Bill: I don't know about that, but your track was super easy!
*Duck: Think so? You come back a little later! We'll see if it's still so easy!
*Duck 2: Bill, look! Those three numbskulls have done it again! They've scattered my entire stock of ice cream all over the place!
*Jerry: Pick up 100 ice cream cones before time runs out.
*Duck 2: Thanks for your help, Bill!
*Bill: So you see, all's well that ends well...
*Duck 2: Yes, but it's thanks to you, certainly not those three numbskulls.
*Bill: Thanks, see you soon! Hello, Madam Bevousky!
*Madam Bevousky: Hee hee, hello Bill! Do you still have a problem?
*Bill: Not just me, WE! We all have a problem!
*Madam Bevousky: Hum... I guess you're talking about the advertising flyers that let those nasty alligators kidnap ducks as easy as can be...
*Bill: Exactly, and as long as those flyers are around the town, the ducks are in terrible danger!
*Madam Bevousky: I agree with you. And I asked my crystal ball about it: It seems that about one hundred flyers were distributed around town... All you have to do now is find them...
*Bill: I've already got my hands on a bunch. The rest should be easy!
*Madam Bevousky: So, when you've found all the 100 of them, you bring them back here, and we'll get rid of them!
*Bill: I sure will, Madam Bevousky!
*Jerry: Congratulation! Another Leaflet.
*Bill: Bev! 
*Madam Bevousky: Madam Bevousky!
*Bill: Oh yes, of course! Madam Bevousky!
*Madam Bevousky: So? Have you done it?
*Bill: Those nasty alligators hid them in all kinds of sneaky places! But, YES! I managed to find every one of them!
*Madam Bevousky: You have done a great deed for Ducktown, Bill! That's fantastic! 
*Bill: I just did what any good duck would do! I'm happy I got to meet you, Aldo! 
*Aldo: Yeah, me too... It's not every day that a duck an an alligator can be friends.
*Bill: Yeah, it is kind of weird.
*Aldo: After all we are on the opposite ends of the food chain.
*Bill: In a way, that's what makes our friendship so special, Aldo! Despite our differences, we worked together to save Waddle from the bowling ball factory and lived to tell the story.
*Aldo: It's true!... And at the same time, in some ways, we're not so different.
*Bill: We're not?
*Aldo: Well, for example uh... Ducks and alligators, both hatch out of eggs!!
*Bill: And we're both natural born swimmers!
*Aldo: And runners!
*Both: Ahaah!!!
==Trivia==
*Originally intended to be released in theaters, the film was moved to a release on Royaltannia Max as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, but still came out in April.
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