The Old Tv Creepypasta Part 2/Transcript

Written By Joey
=== Note ===
Please Note: This is part 2 of a story, for part one go to The Old Tv Creepypasta
== The Story ==
Hello, its me again, how long has it been. 2 months, so remember me from last time, the last story, about the tv with Lou Gramm from Foreigner in it. So I still live in a hotel, I don’t work at Mcdonalds anymore my manger caught me checking Instagram on the job for 0000000000000000000000000.1.0.0.1 milliseconds. I am still 23 years old. My uncle Jim still lives with me and no he is not Jim Donna from The Castaways. My uncle Jim just sits around drinking beer and watching a card board box cut out to resemble a tv. When ever I walk infront of the Tv to talk to him he spits beer in my face and laughs and saids that the show he was watching (Which is usually happy days) is sooooooooo funny. I then try to talk to him but he interrupts me saying that im in the way of the Tv. To be honest I think my uncle Jim kinda lost it, well more than he already has.
After the situation my uncle Jim saids not to go online or use any technology, I use a match to make toast every morning, I don’t even have a phone. That is part of the reason why you haven’t heard much from me. So all I have is a 2002 Dell inspiration 2600 that I use, it is offline so all I can do is watch DVDs on it and write on it. My uncle Jim allows that but other than that I have no technology. One day I had the courage to ask my uncle Jim for a Tv, I said to him, ‘’Hey uncle Jim can I have a TV, like a real one and not a cardboard on.’’ ‘’What the hell would we need a real one for.’’ My uncle Jim replied angrly. ‘’Well it would provide some REAL entertainment.’’ I said to him. My uncle Jim then said,’’We have all the real entertainment we need here,’’ he then motioned me to come on over we then sat infront of the cardboard TV, nothing happened. My uncle Jim then bursted out into laughter and said,’’Boy is that Fonzie funny, AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I love Happy Days, what about you.’’ I then didn’t know if he was joking or not so I just accepted it.
The next day I was in my house working on a book to read to myself to cure my boardom when the doorbell rang. I anserwed it and saw a old tv that looked 1979ish. I then saw a mail man and I asked him,’’What the Hell-o is this!’’ He then said,’’it’s a package.’’ I then said,’’ But I didn’t order it!’’ He then said,’’ Not my problem,’’ and drove away. I then brought it in and said,’’Uncle Jim could Lou Gramm be in it?’’ My Uncle Jim then said,’’ OH boy a new toilet, bring it up and put I where the tv is.’’ I did not know if he was joking or not so I just accepted it. I then told him after I put it up,’’But Lou Gramm could be in it.’’ He then said to me,’’ Hush, now this toilet is so beautiful you could stair at it.’’ I still didn’t know if he was joking so I just accepted it. I was feeling tired so I went to bed.
I awoke from my slumber later that evening to here a thump in the hallway. Sorry that last sentence feels like a 1800s book, ive been doing a lot and I mean a lot of writing so I started becoming like a 1800s writer. So where was I, ah there I was, So I walked out into the hall to find Lou Gramm on a Uncycle juggling and my Uncle Jim watching and clapping. I looked into my Uncle Jim’s eyes to see that he was hypnotized. Lou Gramm then spotted me and he and my uncle Jim started singing foreigner songs. I then started dancing Peter Popoff and Jim Bakker who where near by also came into my house and started dancing as well. I then needed to break free from the dancing so I told Lou Gramm,’’ What is that, im not joking im serious it is not one of those common moments that arnt even funny any more just look at it!’’ Lou Gramm stopped singing and looked, I then ran. I needed to free my Uncle Jim. I then went into a gas station and bought a bottle of beer for my Uncle Jim. I then walked back and showed my Uncle Jim it, he immediately stopped dancing and ran to the beer. My Uncle Jim was Yelling,’’BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER!’’ I then told him to snap out of it and explained what happened. He then said,’’Lou Gramm can get though toilets now?’’ I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not so I just accepted it.
Me and my uncle Jim needed to unplug the TV/Toilet thing. We then planned that My Uncle Jim would distract Lou Gramm and I would unplug the Tv. We then went back to see a whole street crowed eating Guacamole and partying. My uncle Jim then said,’’NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THEY ARE EATING MY ORGANIC AVACADOS THAT I PAYED A LOT OF MONEY FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also why can they have a block party, when I try to have a concert with John Sebastian, Steve Boone and Joe Butler at 3 am people complain but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not at this. ‘’ I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not so I just accepted it.
My Uncle Jim then began talking on a megaphone which I also bought at the store but didn’t mention it because I didn’t want to slow the plot down, man me mentioning this right now is slowing the plot down. My Uncle Jim then said,’’Lou Gramm look at me im talking in a megaphone thingy that cops use!’’ Lou Gramm and everyone stopped dancing and looked at him. I then tip toed into the living room ready to unplug the tv when my uncle Jim forgot what he was doing just then everyone started dancing again and I started dancing to. My Uncle Jim then said,’’ Darn it.’’ He then thought for a while and later said,’’I know!’’ He then ran to the gas station and asked them if they sold light bulbs and flash lights. He then came back and put the light bulb on top of his head and light the flash light through. He then took his beer bottle and threw it and it spilled on the TV. The Tv stopped to clean itself off and while the tv was cleaning itself off I unplugged it. Lou Gramm then stopped singing and looked at me and said,’’ Wow my curse is free, thank you thank you thank you, now im going to take these avacados and make homemade guacamole. He then left and my uncle jim said,’’Hey those are my avacados.’’
So now that the curse is over im allowed to go online again, I still am 23 and I still live with my uncle Jim. So Idk how to end this so.
= THE END =
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