The Wavis D&D Legend (timeline)

A summarised explanation of the events of the Wavis D&D Legend.
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== Short Timeline ==
Years	Era 	Parts 	Parts 	Parts 	Parts
1633 	Era of Wars 	Kingtangapolo 	 	 	
1634 	Era of Wars 	Shadows of Visvara 	Adventures of Carlos Derailing	Rugal Will Cry	
1703 	Era of Wars 	Radiance of Visvara 	- 	- 	-
1752 	Era of Wars 	Nostalgia of Visvara 	- 	- 	-
1791 	Era of Wars 	Sordid Society 	- 	- 	-
1821 	Era of Wars 	Magic Hunters 	Adongralo 	 	
1823 	Era of Wars 	Something New 	- 	- 	-
18?? 	Era of Assholes 	Nhilak Lords 	- 	- 	-
1871 	Era of Assholes 	Secrets of the Far East 	 	 	
1930 	Era of Heroes 	Golden Age Crusaders 	 	 	
1936 	Era of Heroes 	Golden Age Crusaders 	 	 	
2016 	Era of Heroes 	Capital Crusaders 	 	 	
2016 	Era of Communism	Capital Crusaders 	Disco Norm Games 	 	
2034 	Era of Communism	- 	Disco Norm Games 	 	
2064 	Era of Communism	The Ishinabeesh 2064 Duology	 	 	
2065 	Era of Communism	The Swords of the King 	Darwick: Beyond Endaria 	 	
2066 	Era of Communism	The Swords of the King 	Darwick: Beyond Endaria 	The Defenders 	The Dragon's Den
2076 	Era of Communism	The Swords of the King 	Darwick: Beyond Endaria 	- 	-​
2076 	New Era 	The Swords of the King 	Darwick: Beyond Endaria 	- 	-​
2077 	New Era 	- 	Darwick: Beyond Endaria 	 	
== Detailed Timeline ==
=== ???? ===
* Muck Fish creates the universe.
* Muck Fish gives to birth to his old one children.
=== 24 ===
* Quasimodo discovers a powerful charm and harnesses its power into the Eye of Quasimodo.
* Quasimodo assigns Chimble to stabilise the Eye of Quasimodo until he can no longer do so.
=== 1533 ===
* Harleys Pooyeah is king of Gubby and causes controversy.
** Harley's Poo Yeah is released.
=== 1591 ===
* Princess Elise is born.
=== 1594 ===
* Tom Higgenson is born.
* Urmok-Bill Orctribe is born.
=== 1599 ===
* Clark is born.
=== 1600 ===
* Meow Meow is born.
=== 1601 ===
* Speedy Dragon is born.
=== 1603 ===
* Jackurai Sam is born.
=== 1604 ===
* Oradall Goer leaves the United Clan of Orcs and flees to Barnsley.
** Oradall Goer falls in love and conceives a child, but gets himself executed to protect them from the United Clan of Orcs.
=== 1605 ===
* Stewart Azazel is born.
* Brugur Oradall Borudash is born.
=== 1608 ===
* Edron Bartholomew II is born.
* Sigismund is born.
=== 1609 ===
* The Bulging Stick is born.
=== 1610 ===
* Davril is born.
=== 1612 ===
* Events of "Hoodwinked!" begins.
* Events of "Hoodwinked!" ends.
* Urmok-Bill Orctribe leaves his family to find an army that fights with purpose.
** Tarnuk Orctribe is enraged by his son leaving the Orctribe and leaves also.
* Borrorish and Uio are born.
**Princess Elise throws the babies into the wilds.
** Gharnef finds them and leaves Borrorish with a group of nomadic sorcerers, while he starts raising Uio, as his own son.
=== 1615 ===
* Prince Xander is born.
* The Bulging Stick is adopted by the Shimada Clan's leader and begins his training.
=== 1620 ===
* Brugur Oradall Borudash's mother dies, leaving the business with him. 
*Channel Awesome is created.
=== 1624 ===
* Davril leaves his hometown of Chill, due to its racist views against him.
=== 1629 ===
* Doug Walker takes over North Visvara.
=== 1632 ===
* King Zangfa instructs Prince Xander to create a small team.
* Borrorish arrives at Adron's capital to kill Princess Elise, but decides to try secretly usurp the throne.
** Borrorish joins the party.
* Jamaica is attacked by Aku.
* Jackurai Sam's father sends him on a quest to find an old lady who can enchant the 'transmute sword' to defeat Aku.
* Urmok-Bill Orctribe finds himself being conscripted into the Adron army.
* Urmok-Bill Orctribe and Prince Xander meet up.
** Urmok-Bill Orctribe joins the party.
=== 1630 ===
* Bjorn Yeye's wife and dog are killed in explosion set off by the Nostalgia Critics.
=== 1633 ===
*Tarnuk Orctribe finds the Golden Axe.
*Prince Xander leads an attack on group of vampires terrorising the city.
**Stewart Azazel joins the party.
*Tarnuk returns to the Orctribe and kills the chieftain.
**Tarnuk becomes the chieftain of the Orctribe.
***Tarnuk starts making the Orctribe slaughter every non-100% orc creature they come across.
*Speedy Dragon attempts to kill Princess Elise, but is captured.
**Speedy Dragon joins the party.
*Events of "Kingtangapolo" begins.
* The castle of Adron is besieged by the Yuchanean Army.
**Prince Xander is instructed to take his mother to the secret exit, but finds its broken.
**Queen Wulow teleports Xander and his companions to Gubby, so that they can one day take back Adron.
***Queen Wulow dies.
**King Zangfa fights Uio.
***King Zangfa dies.
* Adron is completely taken over by the Yuchanean Army.
* The Adron Knights appear in Gubby and King Mikropenis allows them to seek refuge in his country.
* Highland Springs Castle is attacked by bandits, but the Adron Knights defeat them.
* The Adron Knights move onward to the border of Gubby and Valm.
** The red and yellow factions, are battling. The Adron Knights side with the yellow faction and defeat the red.
* The Adron Knights make it into Valm, where they meet Jackurai Sam.
**Jackurai Sam joins the party.
* The Adron Knights kill a vampire and pass Loz.
* The Adron Knights make their way to Mount Kokunbal.
**Urmok-Bill receives a letter from his childhood friend, Kargug asking him to stop Tarnuk and his evil plans.
**Urmok-Bill kills Tarnuk.
***Urmok-Bill becomes the chieftain of the Orctribe.
*Xander had Urmok-Bill Orctribe and Stewart Azazel take the long way around a mountain to escort Lightning McQueen.
**Stewart Azazel joins BTS.
** The Adron Knights attempt to assist Sal Vulcano in getting his revenge on TruTV.
*** They fight Terry Moran, but end up recruiting him.
* The Adron Knights regroup and have a meal at Pizza, but on Lazy Susans.
** The Adron Knights defeat the Chinese Mafia.
**Speedy Dragon finds his left hand.
* The Adron Knights make their way to the capital of Valm, Celincia.
**Speedy Dragon and Stewart Azazel go to the zoo.
*** They get turned into monkeys, but they manage to escape with the help of Clappers.
**Xander attempts to speak with the Empress of Valm about assisting them in their fight with Yuchanea, but will only be heard in a week's time.
**Speedy Dragon, Stewart Azazel, Jackurai Sam, Urmok-Bill, and Borrorish go fishing.
***The party are arrested and are sentenced to be killed by Empress Cornelia.
*** They defeat Empress Cornelia and she flees.
* The Adron Knights make it back to Adron.
** They meet Snoop Dogg, leader of the rebellion against the Yuchaneans, and join forces with his Gangsta Gaming League.
** The Adron Knights enact a siege on Castle Wolvesley.
** The Adron Knights kill Empress Cornelia.
** The Adron Knights kill Uio.
*Xander becomes king of Adron.
*Events of "Kingtangapolo" ends.
*Speedy Dragon leaves the Adron Knights and the IRA.
*Borrorish, Jackurai Sam, and Stewart Azazel leave the Adron Knights.
*Borrorish and Sugma Bolls start Borrorish's Tacos.
*Urmok-Bill and Don Cheadle start Don & Urmok's Flowers.
*Speedy Dragon starts Monkey Mechanics.
*Xander starts Just Eat.
*Deen gets into a fierce battle, but is defeated. His body drifts down a river and he wakes up in Ars, where he starts to live in a cave.
* A woman named Jenny goes missing and Kai Goose and William Rogers go to court to discuss the disappearance.
**Kai Goose reveals William Rogers' insanity and takes up the investigation into Jenny's whereabouts.
=== 1634 ===
* The Bulging Stick betrays the Shimada Clan with his friends.
** Window is killed.
* Chris Diedfromdeen got the Golden Trident.
* Deen kills Chris Diedfromdeen.
* Zenix and Katelyn find each other again.
** The Shimada Justice Division kill Katelyn, but Zenix escapes and forms a blood oath with Belenus.
* King Edron Bartholomew II does battle with his arch nemesis, Dominic Belenus II.
** Belenus wins the match and throws Bartholomew's unconscious body into the sea, as he assumes the role of king of Vibe Island.
* Brugur Oradall Borudash is attacked by the United Clan of Orcs.
** Brugur Oradall Borudash starts his "business vacation".
* Edron Bartholomew II wakes up in Visvara with amnesia and decides to just wander around looking for answers.
* Jeffery Lastname hears that Chris Diedfromdeen was killed by Deen and goes to stop him.
** Deen kills Jeffery Lastname.
* The Bulging Stick discovers that his mother was most likely murdered by the United Clan of Orcs and decides to go on a "business trip" to run away from them, because they're after him now.
* The Bulging Stick, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Davril meet up.
* Events of "Shadows of Visvara" begins.
* The Bulging Stick pulls out the Golden Sword from the ground.
* The party kill Deen the Fish Bloke.
* A mysterious warlock hands Dylan Chillin a strange golden compass.
* Dylan Chillin is ambushed by goblins.
* Edron Bartholomew II joins the party.
* The party retrieve Dylan Chillin's delivery packages by killing a group of goblins for him.
* Dylan Chillin gives Brugur Oradall Borudash the golden compass.
* The party accidentally take drugs.
** Sigismund joins the party.
* The party open up a dungeon with their golden compass.
* Ara joins the party.
* The party acquire the Golden Gauntlets.
* The party go to the meetup of the Golden Artifact Seekers.
** The golden weapons fuse into one another and the spirit of Big Chungus begins to form.
** Big Chungus possesses Morgan Cantor.
** The party defeat Big Chungus, killing Morgan Cantor in the process.
* The Bulging Stick forms a partnership with Moneybags.
* Bear Bearington comes to the party's camp, wounded.
** The party kill the group of hunters trying to eat him.
** The forest they're in begins burning down and they fly away with Bear Bearington's jetpack.
* Bear Bearington lands the party safely in a cave.
** The party accidentally take drugs.
* The party are apprehended and taken into the city of Chill (except Edron Bartholomew).
** The party are taken into the Thunderdome and have to fight Blaster.
*** The party kill Blaster.
** Tom Higgenson helps them escape from Chill.
* The party are ambushed by goblins, but they defeat them all.
* Events of "Adventures of Carlos Derailing" begins.
* Carlos Derailing wins the 1634 annual Poop Stick Tournament in Pasgo.
* A sexy witch summons Godzilla.
** Carlos and Godzilla schedule a boxing match for the next Friday.
* The party make it to a coastal town and decide to assist with an Ewon Ltd. delivery.
** They are attack by a Tentium on their way to Cummid.
*** The Bulging Stick, Edron Bartholomew II, and Ara are thrown off the boat and are knocked out, drifting out into the sea, while the rest of the party sail off without them.
* Carlos and Godzilla have their boxing match.
** Carlos Derailing wins and Godzilla is forced to go to outer space for 1000 years.
* Carlos Derailing takes an exam in drawing pornography and his work is so good that he's instantly awarded top marks and earns his qualification.
** He returns home in search of a job.
*Events of "Adventures of Carlos Derailing" ends.
*The Bulging Stick, Edron Bartholomew II, and Ara wake up on Vibe island, where Bulge Anus gives all of Edron's equipment back.
* Edron has his rematch with Belenus and decapitates him.
**The Bulging Stick and Zenix reunite.
** Dominic Belenus III takes the Belenus Blade.
* Davril, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Sigismund end up at the destination of the package that needed delivering.
** Reiss begins his mission to climb the mysterious towers on the island, hoping they uncover the truth behind his resurrection.
** Davril, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Sigismund receive a telepathic message from Hora, sent by Edron and Bulge.
** Davril, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Sigismund attempt to build a new town, since the last one got destroyed, but Sigi gets struck by lightning, so they all head to Vibe Island instead.
*** BOB gets struck by lightning on the way to Vibe Island.
* The West Side Boiz reunite, alongside the Ring Fit Guy.
** The Shimada Justice Division arrive and kill Ringus Fitgus.
** The West Side Boiz separate from Zenix and Hora.
*** The Bulging Stick, Sigismund, Edron Bartholomew II, and Davril fight Vos, Kaon, The Pet, and Zenix.
*** The Shimada Justice Division are victorious, but amused by the fight and the pure enjoyment of torturing them prompted Vos to keep them alive.
**** Vos attached a magic bracelet to the present West Side Boiz that would kill them in the next 31 days, unless they returned to Central Perk for a rematch with him.
* The West Side Boiz set sail back to Visvara from Vibe Island.
** The party accidentally take drugs.
** Sigismund and Brugur Oradall Borudash get sea sick.
* The West Side Boiz get to Visvara and meet with Trish, who takes them to see Window.
** Window tells them that a calamity is coming and will be started by a terrible war, so he tells them to put an end to the Central Perk clan war.
* The West Side Boiz go to the Tribbiani Clan Headquarters.
** The party starts negotiations, but Joey Tribbiani is shot by Vos, as the Shimada Justice Division has invaded.
** The party escape the clutches of the Shimada Justice Division and even manage to kill Helix.
** The Tribbiani Clan joins the alliance.
* The West Side Boiz go to the Geller Clan Headquarters.
** The Bulging Stick and Ara enter and begin negotiations of joining the alliance, but Monica Geller sends them to acquire a plot of land, so that the Geller Clan can begin building a project.
** Brugur Oradall Borudash recovers from his sea sickness and joins Davril, the Bulging Stick, and Ara in acquiring the deed for the plot of land.
** The Geller Clan joins the alliance.
* The West Side Boiz go to the Greene Clan Headquarters.
** They're told to wait a bit, so Brugur Oradall Borudash, Davril, and the Bulging Stick go to a bar, where they join forces with Carlos Derailing.
** They meet with Rachel Greene and visit her jealous sisters at a hotel, where they're ambushed.
** The West Side Boiz overcome the ambush and defeat her sisters.
** The Greene Clan joins the alliance.
* The West Side Boiz go to the Buffay Clan Headquarters.
** The Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II burn a pit full of cats.
** The party defeat Phoebe Buffay in a duel.
** The Buffay Clan joins the alliance.
* The Friends Alliance declare war with the Shimada and Bing Clans.
** The party assist Joey Tribbiani in fighting Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing.
** The party fight the Shimada Justice Division.
*** The party kill the Pet, Vos, Tesserace, and Kaon.
** The party defeat Tarn.
** The party fight Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing.
*** The Bulging Stick kills Ross Shimada.
* The Bulging Stick becomes the 2nd chairman of the Shimada Clan.
** Tarn deserts the Shimada Clan.
*Loz joins the West Side Boiz
*The West Side Boiz go to Ara's hometown and it's their birthday.
** A mysterious old one in the form of a clown seems to want Ara's soul.
* The West Side Boiz make it to Dorlomin, the capital city of Visvara.
* The BTS FTW world tour reaches Dorlomin.
** The Nostalgia Critics blow up the Dorlomin arena during the concert and kidnap BTS.
** Stewart Azazel and Sugma Bolls team up with the West Side Boiz to save the rest of BTS.
*Davril joins The Chase.
*The West Side Boiz help Clappers rescue a bunch of monkified people from a circus.
* The Bulging Stick promotes the Christmas Ninja to his second-in-command.
*The Bulging Stick, Edron Bartholomew II, Loz, and Ara enter the Chase against Davril and lose.
*Davril hires a security guard for the Chase to dispose of Edron Bartholomew II after a dispute.
*Edron Bartholomew II gets thrown to Cummid.
*Reiss completes his final trial on the island of Cummid.
*Reiss and Edron Bartholomew II go to Vibe Island.
**Edron Bartholomew II recalls how to use the Bartholomew Blade thanks to Bojo.
**Dominic Belenus III ambushes Ringus Fitgus' funeral.
***Edron Bartholomew II defeats Dominic Belenus III.
* Reiss and Edron Bartholomew II go to Dorlomin.
* Urmok-Bill Orctribe meets with Brugur Oradall Borudash and the West Side Boiz.
** Jedah Varkgorim invades Dorlomin, but is ambushed by the Orctribe and the West Side Boiz.
** Brugur Oradall Borudash and the Bulging Stick kill Jedah Varkgorim.
*** Jedah Varkgorim reveals that Doug Walker is the true leader of the United Clan of Orcs.
*** Urmok-Bill Orctribe goes to discuss with Emperor Munakata about joining forces.
* Sigismund begins construction on Sigi's Moving Shed.
** The Bulging Stick and Brugur Oradall Borudash find an underground cat casino.
*** Brugur Oradall Borudash gets a gun.
* Ara defeats Giant Impact.
* Brugur Oradall Borudash shoots a Dorlomin guard in broad daylight.
* The West Side Boiz flee from Dorlomin as wanted criminals in Sigi's Moving Shed.
*The West Side Boiz get arrested.
**Bjorn Yeye joins the West Side Boiz.
**West Side Boiz are tasked with assassinating Doug Walker.
* The West Side Boiz destroy a hideout of bandits terrorising Hildanwar.
** Hopper escapes.
*"Moteng Magic Kart Cup - 1634"
**Bjorn Yeye wins the cup.
**Loz pressures Count Factula to tell her who killed her parents and discovers that it was Farkensaw Rugal.
* The West Side Boiz make it to the Eastern floodgate and stop Robert Walker from opening them.
** Brugur Oradall Borudash goes insane and kidnaps Davril.
** Davril escapes Brugur Oradall Borudash and is helped by Jackurai Sam.
** Brugur Oradall Borudash survives and swears loyalty to the Sexy Witch Lady.
* Davril and Jackurai Sam reunite with the rest of the West Side Boiz.
* The West Side Boiz take a boat to Uadelheim to meet with a spy.
** Ara's father, Vergil, and the Old One, Adon, attempt to take Ara's soul.
** Ara discovers he's immortality and leaves the West Side Boiz.
** Vergil joins the the party.
* The West Side Boiz arrive at Uadelheim.
**Rana joins the party.
** The West Side Boiz blow up Meow Meow's nightclub.
*** Fooble Dooble Nooble reveals his identity to Bjorn Yeye.
*** Rana adopts Russell Howard.
** Bjorn gets arrested for loitering, but is accused of murdering orphans.
*** "Steelhouse Jailhouse Massacre of 1634"
**** The orphans aren't really dead, but the Uadelheim fuede between kids and adults heighten into a bloody mess.
** Russell Howard refrains from killing Rana, because he's an adult, then leaves.
** Bjorn looks for an orphanage and runs into a real estate firm that is looking to build one.
* The West Side Boiz take the orphans to a snowy village.
** Davril, the Bulging Stick, Bjorn, and Rana are attacked by Brugur Oradall Borudash.
** Brugur Oradall Borudash dies.
* The West Side Boiz make it to Castle Dragne and storm it with the Adron Knights.
** The West Side Boiz kill Meow Meow.
**Doug Walker sends the West Side Boiz through portals that searched deep within their souls for their nemesis.
***Rana convinces Russell Howard to stop killing people.
***Davril kills the Security Guard from The Chase.
***Bjorn Yeye kills Fooble Dooble Nooble.
***Tarn commits suicide in spite of the Bulging Stick.
***Edron Bartholomew II kills Dominic Belenus III.
**The West Side Boiz return and fight Doug Walker.
***Bear Bearington arrives with the backup he'd been organising.
***Doug Walker kills the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Rana.
***Edron Bartholomew II kills Doug Walker, but Big Chungus continues to fight.
***Edron Bartholomew II summons Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
****Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson resurrects the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Rana.
****Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson kills Big Chungus.
*Reunification of Visvara.
**The West Side Boiz's previous criminal records are erased and are given medals of honour for their service.
*Events of "Shadows of Visvara" ends.
*Bjorn Yeye and Rana resign from the Barnsley Police Department.
**Bjorn Yeye becomes a bartender in Barnsley.
**Rana becomes a nomad.
*Davril moves to a quiet town for a peaceful life, opening a small music store.
*Edron Bartholomew II returns to Vibe Island and continues ruling "with an iron fist".
*The Bulging Stick begins mediating the internal struggle of the Shimada Clan and forms a new Shimada Justice Division.
*Mavis Rugal is born.
**Farkensaw Rugal's quits the Rugal Vampires.
*A group of humans set fire to Farkensaw Rugal's house and kill his wife. He flees away with Mavis Rugal.
*Trish reveals to Davril that she's pregnant.
*Vergil becomes Nelo Angelo and begins staying on Mallet Island.
*The Bulging Stick marries the Subway Girl and they consummate it.
*Farkensaw Rugal begins staying on Mallet Island with Mavis Rugal and some friends.
*Loz finds out that Farkensaw Rugal is hiding on Mallet Island.
*Events of "Rugal Will Cry" begins.
*Rana, Bjorn Yeye, and Edron Bartholomew II kill Frank, Murray, and Blobby.
*Rana, Bjorn Yeye, and Edron Bartholomew II fight Nelo Angelo.
**Nelo Angelo's identity is revealed and he flees the castle in agony.
*Rana, Bjorn Yeye, Edron Bartholomew II, and Loz defeat Farkensaw Rugal and he flees from the castle.
*Events of "Rugal Will Cry" ends.
*Raoh Higgenson is born.
**Trish dies from complications due to childbirth.
=== 1636 ===
* Jackurai Sam almost defeats Aku, but gets sent into a magic time portal.
=== 1644 ===
* Danny DeVito is born.
=== 1645 ===
* Chandler Bing and Monica Geller get married.
**Joey Tribbiani is left homeless because Chandler doesn't pay his bills anymore.
** Joey Tribbiani gets abducted by aliens and is cryogenically frozen.
=== 1650 ===
* Raoh and Davril Higgenson get into an argument and Raoh leaves his hometown, due to the constant bullying.
** Raoh begins calling himself Lirvad.
=== 1659 ===
* Geron Andur is born.
=== 1675 ===
* Roger Heart is born.
=== 1680 ===
* Dante Higgenson is born.
=== 1683 ===
* April Turtleneck is born.
=== 1696 ===
* Dante Higgenson joins the Noitsnot's guard.
=== 1702 ===
* Dante Higgenson leaves home to become a hero.
=== 1703 ===
* Events of "Radiance of Visvara" begins.
* "Visvara Earthquake"
**Ren Kuvira, Lirvad, Mitchell Reed, Subject K, and Damned Daniel escape prison island.
**Dante Higgenson, Queen Ember, April Turtleneck, Geron Andur, and Roger Heart escape the ruins of Dorlomin.
***They all set off to meet with Davril.
*Lirvad and a groups of bandits that respect him start pillaging villages again.
*Mrs. Wiggle leaves her village in shame.
*Ren Kuvira washes up on mainland Visvara and the party rescue him.
**Ice Age 2 is formed.
*The party meet Mrs. Wiggle and decide to help her village, when they find out its being attacked.
**Lirvad reveals to Dante that his mother can't be Trish, since she died years before he was born.
*The party arrive at Hobobobobonob, where Roger Heart is arrested, runs for mayor and gets a hard hat.
**April Turtleneck meets with Acree again and she's informed that she shouldn't go to Central Perk, due to Ultra Magnus killing a patriarch.
*Ren Kuvira reunites with Dominique Belenus IV.
*The party finally get to Noitsnot, where Dante reunites with Davril.
**Davril explains to his son that his mother wasn't actually Trish and it was instead the new mayor of Chill. He also confirms that Lirvad is his older half-brother.
**Davril tells Geron Andur to go seek out Sigismund for a cure.
*The party go to Taiko Karakita in Davril's place and witness the awakening of three Old Ones: Sug Monad S, Kis Monad S, and Lik Monad S.
**The three Old Ones begin their search for their missing bones and the Moss Boiz go out and try to find them first.
*Dominique Belenus IV and Ren Kuvira bring the Neo-Nostalgia Critics to Vibe Island and take it over.
*The party run into Springer on their way to Hildanwar to meet with Sigismund, where they help him track down Subject K, but they fail to apprehend her. April Turtleneck notes that their power is similar.
*Lirvad's crew storm Noitsnot to get to Davril, but Sug Monad S is there and decimates them all.
**Davril saves Lirvad and tells him to flee.
*Sug Monad S receives information about Count Factula retrocognition powers.
*The Krieg Hunters send Racist Nicholas Cage out to destroy Leeds.
*The party get to Hildanwar, where Geron Andur, April Turtleneck, and Roger Heart discover Sigi's Moving Shed by accident when investigating a hole formed by the earthquake.
**Sigismund gives Geron Andur a compass that's pointing east and Roger Heart a box with a bone inside that he was told to keep safe.
*Geron Andur, April Turtleneck, and Roger Heart left Sigi's Moving Shed, where they met up with Dante again. They began moving East, where they ran into Guysidontthinkim Crofty. They discovered that Leeds was on fire.
**The party fought Racist Nicholas Cage and caused him to have a change of heart, turning him into Peaceful Nicholas Cage.
*Nat 20 Nicholas Cage, Geron Andur, April Turtleneck, and Roger Heart infiltrated the Krieg Hunters base and blew it up.
*Ember arrives at Vibe Island, where she is defeated in ritual combat by Dominique Belenus IV.
*Lirvad, on his way to Moteng, blows up a group of racers.
*Nat 20 Nicholas Cage treats the Moss Boiz to watch the Minor Moteng Magic Kart Cup.
**The Moss Boiz fill in for the racers in their absence.
**Geron Andur wins the race.
*The party celebrate Geron Andur's victory at a nearby bar, where they're suddenly interrupted by Lirvad, who tells them about his encounter with Sug Monad S.
**The Moss Boiz team up with Lirvad to fight Sug Monad S.
**Count Factula dies saving the Moss Boiz.
*Lirvad runs away in fear of Sug Monad S and finds a piece of Guntherite.
*The Moss Boiz runs away in fear of Sug Monad S and eventually collapse from exhaustion.
*Lirvad has a random blacksmith forge armour with the Guntherite and he takes over Hill Valley.
*The Moss Boiz wake up in Clint Southbrick's cabin and head towards Hill Valley.
**The Moss Boiz defeat Lirvad.
***Lirvad dies from Guntherite poisoning.
**The Moss Boiz traumatise Greg.
*The Moss Boiz part with Dante Higgenson who wants to check up and see if his father is alive or not.
*The Moss Boiz move East, following Sigismund's compass ring and eventually pass a pile of seaweed that Ember is inside of.
**The Moss Boiz help Ember kill Dominique Belenus IV and Ren Kuvira to reclaim Vibe Island.
***Edron Bartholomew II dies.
*The Moss Boiz get a ship and travel East, , following Sigismund's compass ring.
**Ember's pirate crew all die.
*Dante Higgenson investigates reports of Subject K being spotted in a location not far from Noitsnot.
*The Moss Boiz arrive at Neros, which is quickly overrun with wolves and they encounter a conspiracy involving chimney sweep kids.
**The Moss Boiz team up with Ara, Loz, and Reiss to take down Farkensaw Rugal.
***Mavis Rugal, Reiss, and Farkensaw Rugal are killed.
***Geron Andur recieves a vial to cure any disease from Ara.
*Stromblo causes an economic collapse in Noitsnot.
*The Moss Boiz return to Visvara.
**Geron Andur cures his father of late on-set HIV.
**Mitchell Reed is killed by Roger Heart.
*Sambo Kuvira attacks the Moss Boiz.
**Sambo Kuvira is killed by Roger Heart.
*Greg explodes the Visvaran floodgate.
**Geron Andur, Roger Heart, April Turtleneck, Ember, Chris Topher, D-Ant-E, and Arachnid-Man get goblin goo ass cancer.
**Ember leaves the Moss Boiz.
*Dante Higgenson rejoins.
**The Moss Boiz defeat Subject K and Dante Higgenson gets his shoe back.
**The Moss Boiz return to noitsnot.
***Stromblo is imprisoned.
**The Moss Boiz go to Barnsley and join the Anti-Queggy Union.
===1759===
* John Smeaton is born.
===1786===
*Boots is born.
===1790===
*John Smeaton interferes at the Glasgow Airport Attack and kicks a terrorist in the testicles.
===1791===
*Events of "Sordid Society" begins.
*The annual Wodan festival begins and Daron Marquess unveils his mannequin robots, but is attacked by a terrorist.
**Flameo Hotman, Boots, Toxiro, Danny DeVito, and John Smeaton follow a hooded figure, but are forced to defeat their minions.
*Flameo Hotman, Boots, Toxiro, Danny DeVito, and John Smeaton go with a bunch of university students to find out more about the scientific advancements in Lerhyttan.
**They meet Bublé and he tags along with them.
**They apprehend Blanc and force her to come with them.
**Henry Connors and Rieta Stea accidentally enlarge a chameleon from materials brought to them by Boots.
**Boots, Toxiro, Danny DeVito, John Smeaton, Bublé, and Blanc defeated the chameleon, but Flameo Hotman was sent flying.
*Boots, Toxiro, Danny DeVito, John Smeaton, Bublé, and Blanc went out looking for Flameo Hotman and found him in a set of mines run by gnomes.
**They liberated the gnomes from their enslavement by the Kriger Foundation.
===1815===
*Xi Men leaves the Himalayas to study druidic magic.
===1821===
*Human and elfish beliefs on whether magic is morally sound to be used sparks tension.
*Xi Men returns from his druidic training, but is instantly met with contempt. He sets wolves on those who wronged him.
*King is turned into an actual jaguar.
*Plin Plon buys King from a mysterious dealer.
*Gnonna Go, King Dedede, Poetry Pete, Daddy, Jamel, and Ray meet up.
*Events of "Magic Hunters" begins.
*The party kill a necromancer, who knows about a college in Tarando that is teaching magic.
*Events of "Magic Hunters" ends.
*The Black Knight teleports to Rew to find out what happened to Del Wensley.
**He attempts to kill the Adverse Occult, but they flee in different directions.
*King Dedede goes fully insane.
*Daddy starts working at a strip club.
*Poetry Pete hides in a library near Mount Kokunbal.
*Gnonna Go changes his name to Alex Jones and starts a podcast called InfoWars.
*Jamel and Ray continue their search for the witch that cursed them.
*Kallian McCain is given bounties by the Black Knight to kill all members of the Adverse Occult.
*Events of "Adongralo" begins.
*Elred Cockamamie-Jones, Billiot the Idiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Iron Juan find themselves in Celincia.
*Emperor Foogles hires Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Iron Juan to get rid of an ominous presence.
**Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Iron Juan cross paths with Wold Lymes.
**Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Iron Juan are knocked out by the Black Knight and the Sorcerer
* The Black Knight and the Sorcerer burn down the abandoned zoo and the main city of Celincia.
*King Octopus saves Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Iron Juan from the fire.
*Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, Iron Juan, and King Octopus find out that the Black Knight was recently in the gnome village nearby.
*Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, Iron Juan, and King Octopus go to the circus.
**They sit next to Kirin, who starts following them.
**Bryeek engages in combat with King who turns back into his human self.
* Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, Iron Juan, King Octopus, and Kirin arrive at the gnome village of Rew.
**Bryeek kills the manager of Nando's.
**Bo Jangles burns down the Necromancer's castle to kill the M.A.R.G.E.s being kept there.
*Bo Jangles leads Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, Iron Juan, King Octopus, Kirin, and Hong Kong Phooey to where he thinks one of the Adverse Occult are.
*Elred, Billiot, Bryeek, and Kirin find King Dedede, but they kill him.
**Tog Twenty-Three clues them into a potential partner King Dedede had.
**Tev Twelve joins them.
*Kallian McCain finds out that King Dedede is dead.
*Bo Jangles, Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, Iron Juan, King Octopus, Kirin, Hong Kong Phooey, and Tev Twelve find clues as to where a gnome in a mankini might be... the Himalayas.
**They're attacked by wolves, but are helped by Hua Men.
**They find Daddy, but Elred punches him, causing him to have a stroke and die.
**Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., and Bryeek stop Xi Men's attacks on the people of the Himalayas, but he flees.
***Hua Men joins them.
*Kallian McCain finds out that Daddy is dead.
*Bo Jangles, Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, Iron Juan, King Octopus, Kirin, Hong Kong Phooey, Tev Twelve, and Hua Men go to Mount Kokunbal.
**Elred Cockamamie-Jones kills Gregory Smith, but he becomes a ghost.
***Elred blackmails Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost into joining them.
**Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., and Bryeek got to the library and meet Poetry Pete.
*Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Poetry Pete enter the great Kokunbal Dodgeball Tournament as the Bognin Ballers.
**The Bognin Ballers win the tournament and Elred Cockamamie-Jones got to hear the world's best metaphor, which he instantly announced.
*Kallian McCain finds out the Bognin Ballers have recruited Poetry Pete and comes to the conclusion that they're the same people who killed his last two bounties.
*Poetry Pete takes the Bognin Ballers to London, where they meet with Alex Jones.
**M.A.R.G.E. stops the gang war between the Only Way Is Essex and the Eastenders with his longest "yeah boy!" ever.
***Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell join the party.
***Alex Jones joins the party.
*Ray and Jamel find out the witch has been staying at the abandoned castle in Robin Hood.
*Kallian McCain finds out the Bognin Ballers have recruited Gnonna Go.
**Kallian McCain finds out Ray and Jamel are going to Robin Hood.
*Alex Jones takes the Bognin Ballers to Flingva to investigate reports of a poo head and a pig head.
**Elred Cockamamie-Jones, Billiot the Idiot, and Bryeek bump into Plin Plon the clown who tells them that the people they're looking for are in Robin Hood.
*Kallian McCain ambushes Ray and Jamel.
*The Bognin Ballers go to Robin Hood and investigate.
**Elred Cockamamie-Jones, Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, Hong Kong Phooey, the Nun with Green Hair, and King Octopus find Ray.
**Elred Cockamamie-Jones, Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, Hong Kong Phooey, the Nun with Green Hair, and King Octopus fight Kallian McCain.
***Elred Cockamamie-Jones dies and Kallian McCain flees.
***Ray and Jamel join the party.
*Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, and Alex Jones investigate the nearby abandoned castle to find the witch that cursed Ray and Jamel.
**They are pursued by Mr. J, but they manage to solve the puzzles inside and open the door in the main entrance.
**Sakura the Witch and Mr. J join the party, due to a mutual disliking of the Black Knight.
*Jamel opens up about his nightmares of a great war dooming the world into an "Era of Assholes" that are revealed to be visions. He also reveals one about a civil war in Double Dinky so the Bognin Ballers set off.
*In Double Dinky, the party shop for winter gear, where they meet The Meg and she joins them.
*Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, Sakura, The Meg and Austin Powers fight local law enforcement and drive them out of Quango, while everyone else was in Pop World.
*The Bognin Ballers form an alliance with the Brothers Grimsby to take down the king who has been keeping the Umbra Ignis Stone, a magic stone that can ward of snowstorms, away from the people, causing non-magic using communities to suffer the wrath of the worst snowstorm in history.
*Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, and Sakura go to meet with an arms dealer, Charlie Kenton to get supplies, but are interrupted by Fat Bastard.
**Charlie Kenton and Felicity Shagwell help kill Fat Bastard.
*Billiot the Idiot and Bryeek get suspicious of Felicity Shagwell and follow her into a ginnel, where they discover that she's a member of the Black Knight Gang and the Umbra Ignis Stone is a complete lie.
*Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, and Sakura go back to the Brothers Grimsby and try to explain that the Umbra Ignis Stone isn't real, but they don't listen and they're all forced to prepare for a gigantic battle at the King's castle.
*The Bognin Ballers race towards Dr. Evil's Secret Lair to stop the battle between the royal army and the Brothers Grimsby.
**The Druid and the Ranger stop the Bognin Ballers on their way towards Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, so they leave some units behind to fight them.
***The Druid and the Ranger kills Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, Alex Jones, and Austin Powers.
**A great battle ensues at Dr. Evil's Secret Lair and some of the Black Knight Gang are there to make sure their plan goes along smoothly.
***Hua Men, Nobby, Jamel, Mr. Freeze, Ray, Tev Twelve, and Sakura are killed during the battle.
****In her final moments, Sakura finished writing her last letter to her brother, Crann.
**The Bognin Ballers defeat Rohiri, but she flees.
***Bo Jangles and The Meg went back down to help the others fight The Druid and the Ranger.
****The Druid kills Bo Jangles.
***Sebastian Graves is killed during the battle and Bryeek convinces Number 2 to join forces with the Bognin Ballers.
**The Bognin Ballers defeat Felicity Shagwell, but she flees.
***The Bognin Ballers and the royal army corner Boreas and question him for answers using Dr. Evil's 'zone of truth'.
****They learned that the Black Knight was in Yuchanea.
***Mr. J kills Boreas.
*Dr. Evil posts Sakura's final letter and sends a message out to the Lord's Alliance for a meeting.
**Crann the Avenger receives the letter and heads to Double Dinky to meet with the Bognin Ballers.
**The Lord's Alliance agree to have a meeting in Adron.
*Bryeek and Billiot the Idiot wake up after collapsing from exhaustion during the battle at Dr. Evil's Secret Lair.
**They meet Crann the Avenger and he joins the Bognin Ballers.
**Dr. Evil requests that the Bognin Ballers escort him to Adron for the Lord's Alliance meeting and they agree to do it.
***Number 2, Mini-Me, Dr. Evil, and Jesse Pinkman join the Bognin Ballers.
*Bryeek, Billiot the Idiot, Crann the Avenger, and Jesse Pinkman fall down a hole.
**They see unidentifiable symbols of a black spider and then they fight a giant spider.
===18?? ===
*Era of Wars ends.
*Era of Assholes begins.
===1871 ===
*Reunification of Germany
*Nice Guy, Klinge Sanger, and Musammad Ali meet up.
* Events of "Secrets of the Far East" begins.
*The party find Darwick Wavis' long lost ancestor, Deter Pinklage.
*Nice Guy becomes the 7th Great Destiny Man and uses the Great Destiny Sword to destroy Scientology.
*Klinge Sanger dies. Neil Bye is born from her body.
*Events of "Secrets of the Far East" ends.
===1900===
*Darwick Wavis is born.
*Mount Hotenow erupts.
===1930 ===
*Events of "Golden Age Crusaders" begins.
*Darwick Wavis restores order on Endaria after a century of carnage.
*Era of Assholes ends.
*Era of Heroes begins.
===1936===
*Events of "Golden Age Crusaders" ends.
*Members of the team start to die or go missing.
*Darwick Wavis is trusted by the people of Yarrick to lead their military.
===1945===
*Adolf Hitler is transported into Endaria by Aku.
*Adolf Hitler begins his "training" under the Taco Wizard.
===1949 ===
*Disco Cosby and Samsung appear on Endaria, then separate.
*Disco Cosby takes on a new name - Disco Norm.
===1954===
*Samsung is taken under Torbjörn's wing.
===1957===
*Torbjörn dies.
*Samsung meets and makes a deal with Jareth.
=== 1981===
*Hayden Christensen is born.
===1986===
*Events of "Labyrinth" starts.
*Events of "Labyrinth" ends.
===2012===
*Hayden Christensen and Doc drop in and stay on Endaria.
*Hayden and Greg Davies are taught martial arts by Doc.
===2015===
*The Bad Meme Wizard takes over Kushan.
*Hayden Christensen seemingly drowns, but the Umbrella Corporation retrieves his body.
=== 2016===
* Harambe died and controversy began.
* Jackurai Sam appears again.
*The Cognitive Universal Manipulator that can distort people's minds nears its manufacturing completion.
*Disco Norm, Granny McShlong, Rhakim Khan, and Jackurai Sam meet up.
*Events of "Capital Crusaders" begins.
*The Bad Meme Wizard dies, Lord Meme takes over as King.
* Jackurai Sam is defeated by Disco Norm, he is assumed to be dead.
*Samsung joins the party.
*Darwick Wavis gets a curse that gives him triple ass cancer.
* Lenny Henry slips into a coma and is set to recover on Dragon Clinical Island.
*The Wyvern Rider dies, but gives the party information about who he works for..
*Artyom reveals that his brother is the one who cursed Wavis.
*Dickless Harem almost killed Aku, but his special arrow was shot away by Abram Blutin.
*Abram kills Artyom.
*Events of "Disco Norm" begins.
*"The Crisis"
**Lord Meme betrays the party for immortality.
**The machine that can distort people's mind explodes and the world turns communist.
*Era of Heroes ends.
*Era of Communism begins.
* Samsung kills Disco Norm to avenge Jackurai Sam.
*Abram Blutin dies.
*Jesús Wayne Greyhound creates a shield that protects Yarrick from the communist energy.
*The party read out their speeches at Disco Norm's funeral.
* Events of "Capital Crusaders" ends.
*The boy with black hair digs Disco Norm out of his grave and resurrects him.
*Rhakim Khan builds his temple in the desert.
*Samsung returns to his training under Torbheardt.
===2017===
*Darwick Wavis is crowned king by democratic vote.
*Granny McShlong gives birth to Dennis McShlong.
===2021===
* Mexican Batman is born.
===2025===
*Isamu Guayasamin is born.
===2034 ===
*Jackurai Sam finds Disco Norm again and challenges him to a duel.
**Jackurai Sam loses.
*Events of "Disco Norm" ends.
===2035===
*Quan is born.
=== 2040===
*Johnny McShlong and Jenny McShlong are born.
*Dennis McShlong leaves for space.
===2042===
*Dennis McShlong forms a group of space mercenaries.
===2049===
*Mexican Batman adopts Quan and he becomes Mexican Robin.
===2051===
*Dennis McShlong fails to complete a task set by Fred Jones and goes on the run from him.
===2055===
*Mexican Robin leaves Mexican Batman and becomes a lone adventurer.
===2064===
* Garfunkle, Sober, Mac The Scallywag, Toht, Steve Anne, Father O, Sampy Longnose, and Cool Mint meet up.
*Events of "The Ishinabeesh 2064 Duology" begins.
*King Chimble saves the party from a squid monster, then allows them to recover.
*The team retrieve a magic Alexa for King Chimble to restore his youth.
*Chuck Thundercock tells them to meet him in Ireland.
*Chuck Thundercock is shot by the Ocean Man and the party are kidnapped.
*Disco Norm and the boy with black hair are being held captive by the Umbrella Corporation.
**They're freed by the party.
*The party see that Neil Bye is alive and he is a leading member of the Umbrella Corporation.
*Hayden Christensen is revealed to be alive and is also the Ocean Man.
*Events of "The Ishinabeesh 2064 Duology" ends.
===2065===
*Mexican Batman killed W.E.G.G's mother, because her thot levels were too high.
*Samjamel Blackson, W.E.G.G, 5T-3V3, Epizon, and Jam Solo meet up.
* Events of "Darwick: Beyond Endaria" begins.
* Hank tells the group that the treasure they seek is on Eroticon 6.
*Hank dies.
*The party meet with Rhimon Rhinomen who informs them that Eroticon 6 has been rendered to a wasteland.
*The treasure on Eroticon 6 turns out to be a Golden Pickle Rick protected by Chabuddy G.
*The party meet with Santa and go on his quest to save Chris Mas.
**Dennis McShlong joins the party.
*Jackurai Sam is revealed to be alive and is working on the Daff Star.
*Epizon dies.
*Johnny McShlong, Taco Nazi Wizard Hitler, and The Outsider meet up.
*Events of "The Swords of the King" begins.
* Bloseph Blalin is assassinated by the party.
===2066===
* Events of "The Dragon's Den" begins.
*Johnny McShlong retrieves his hot dog formula from the dragon's den.
*Events of "The Dragon's Den" ends.
* Tyrantass joins the party.
*The boy with black hair and Disco Norm pick up Rhakim Khan for one last adventure.
*Mexican Batman and Rhakim Khan die.
*Disco Norm dies.
*Quan and Malo Kuja meet up.
*Events of "The Defenders" begins.
*Quan and Malo Kuja are arrested. 
*Quan and Malo Kuja become inter-dimensional beings.
*Events of "The Defenders" ends.
* The Fish Bloke from Megamind is born and joins the party.
*The Movurthucka Crew join the Subspace Emissary.
*The party are sent to Galataric again, where they meet with Bladmir Blutin, who drugs them.
*W.E.G.G earns his certificate for passing his Wingdings examination.
*"Battle on Nothoth"
**W.E.G.G is awarded the Welsh Empire Medal of Honour.
**Death Storm joins the party.
*Santa Claus sells the Movurthucka Crew out to Jackurai Sam, who encases Dennis McShlong in carbonite.
*Quan fights Jackurai Sam.
**Jackurai Sam reveals to Quan that he is his biological father.
===2067===
*5T-3V3, W.E.G.G, Jam Solo, and Dennis McShlong are attacked by Star Fox.
*The party meet Jerry The Janitor and he almost kills Dennis McShlong, but the others rescue him and kill Jerry.
*Joey Tribbiani is bought and sold in Kamino, where he was unfrozen, but he escapes from his buyers and decides to live in the sewers.
===2076===
*The party wake up with Grumio's face ten years later, and meet with Rose Tico.
*Rose Tico tries to help the party, but it's revealed she's not actually "the spy."
*Bladmir Blutin dies.
*Darwick Wavis dies.
*The Welsh Empire come in from above and destroy all of Galataric, including everyone on it.
**Adolf Hitler, Johnny McShlong, The Outsider, and Tyrantass die.
*Events of "The Swords of the King" ends.
*Era of Communism ends.
*New Era begins.
===2077===
*The party go to Khartoum to repair their ship with Phil Swift, whilst they go look for more money.
*The party meet with Fred Jones, who sends them to the Yarmulke to steal some precious metals.
*The party free the slaves in Yarmulke and crash land on Ani.
* Fred Jones arrives on the planet, takes the metals and kills Dennis McShlong.
*The party escape the planet and take their ship back from Phil Swift.
*The party set off to go to Donkey Kong Planet.
**The ship begins to run out of fuel and oxygen.
**W.E.G.G sacrifices himself to save the others.
***W.E.G.G dies.
*Funeral for Dennis McShlong and W.E.G.G is held.
* The party set off to go to Endaria to find the Red Menace.
*The party discover that 5T-3V3 is the dragon warrior.
*The party discover that Watchpoint Moon is a real location on Endaria's moon.
*The party are attacked by robot police.
**Quan saves them.
* The Red Menace is in Watchpoint Moon.
*A torkjin attacks the party.
**The Fish Bloke from Megamind dies.
**Quan joins the party.
**Red Menace joins the party.
*The party go to Kamino.
**Joey Tribbiani joins the party.
**Starman joins the party.
*The party go on a holiday.
*The party go to meet with a mafia boss.
**They are sent to their dungeon, where they meet Meat Man.
***Meat Man joins the party.
*The party decided to.
*Samjamel Blackson, Jam Solo, 5T-3V3, Death Storm, Funky Kong, and Meat Man meet up.
*The party go to get revenge on Fred Jones.
**Fred Jones is captured by the party and forced to listen to R2-D2 screams on loop for the rest of time.
*The party are called in by Disco Norm, who tells them that Jackurai Sam will be visiting soon, so they should try to infiltrate his ship and end the war once and for all.
**Wilma Dickfit dies.
***W.E.G.G is revived.
*McShlong Rangers reform (with Disco Norm replacing his son Dennis McShlong) and fight off Jackurai Sam's forces.
**The party infiltrate his ship.
*The party fight Jackurai Sam.
**Jackurai Sam dies.
**5T-3V3 dies.
*W.E.G.G dies.
*Events of "Darwick: Beyond Endaria" ends.
*Movurthucka Crew disband.
*Subspace Emissary becomes the Justice Department of W.E.G.G.
*Death Storm goes on adventure to free all gnomes from slavery across the galaxy.
*Funky Kong goes back to Donkey Kong Planet.
*Samjamel Blackson decides to settle down.
===2078===
*Meat Man goes to Korea and becomes a director.
*Jam Solo discovers he was one of many Jam Solo units and begins his hunt to track them down.
*The Human Mincipede (First Sequence) is released.
*Events of "Donkey Kong Country" begins.
*Events of "Donkey Kong Country" ends.
*Events of "Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest" begins.
*Events of "Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest" ends.
*Samjamel Blackson meets Harry Hill and gets married.
*Jam Solo gathers all of the Jam Solo units onto the moon of Endaria and they have a massive battle to the death.
**One lone Jam Solo unit weilding a mop walks away.
*Events of "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble" begins.
*Events of "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble" ends.
*Wegg Blackson is born.
===2079===
*Pee On Carl Blackson is born.
===2080===
*5T-3V3 Blackson is born.
*The Human Mincipede (Full Sequence) is released.
===2084===
*The Human Mincipede (Final Sequence) is released.
*Meat Man is found out to be a communist and is shot on sight.
===2092===
*Samjamel Blackson dies.
*Darius Kincaid is born.
===2161===
*Events of "The Hitman's Bodyguard" begins.
*Events of "The Hitman's Bodyguard" ends.
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