Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs

Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs is the thirtieth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs must defeat Squilliam in order to save the Patty Shack.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with Mr. Rabs in The Patty Shack.]
*Mr. Rabs: That critic Squilliam is coming over! If I get a bad review, It'll ruin me restaurant!
*RongeRob: Well, the good news is that I am an AMAZING fry cook!
*Mr. Rabs: I just hope Squilliam thinks so.
*[Suddenly, Squilliam walks in]
*Squlliam: Hello, Mr. Rabs! I'd like to take an order at this establishment
*Mr. Rabs: [Gasps] SQUILLIAM FANCYSON!
*RongeRob: Oh no! I wasn't able to prepare!
*Mr. Rabs: Uh.. Hi, Squilliam. W-what would you like to order?
*Squlliam: I'd like to order a Rabby Patty.
*[RongeRob quickly prepares a Rabby Patty to give Squilliam]
*RongeRob: One Rabby Patty...
*[Squilliam takes a bite. He walks out suddenly]
* Mr. Rabs: [Faints]
*Narrator: The Next Day...
*[Mr. Rabs is in his house watching TV]
*Mr. Rabs: Let's see what Squilliam called my restaurant...
* Squilliam: The Patty Shack is a bunch of OVERRATED WOKE GARBAGE!
* Mr. Rabs: Overrated? WOKE!??!? GARBAGE?!??! I must check the restaurant!
*[Mr. Rabs checks the restaurant and sees nobody is there]
*Mr. Rabs: RongeRob!
*RongeRob: Yes, Mr. Rabs?
* Mr. Rabs: Have there been ANY customers today?
*RongeRob: Nope!
*Mr. Rabs: Grrr! That ASSHOLE Squilliam!
*[He goes to Squlliam's house]
*Mr. Rabs: Squilliam, Squilliam open up!
* [Squlliam opens the door]
*Squilliam: Oh, Mr. Rabs! Owner of the worst resturant!
*Mr. Rabs: Why don't ye like me resturant? The food's perfect!
*Squilliam: Well, I-
*Mr. Rabs: And what about RongeRob? He's the nicest guy I know
*Squilliam: Alright, I'll admit! I was paid by the cartel who kidnapped SpongeTom!
*SpongeTom: What!
*Mr. Rabs and Squlliam: How did you get here?
*SpongeTom: Idk! I fell through some weird hole for awhile.
*Mr. Rabs: Huh. Anyway, Squilliam, how are we gonna get your true review out if you're at risk of being killed.
*Squlliam: I think I have an idea.
*Narrator: Later...
*Osama bin Laden: إذن تريد مني أن أقصف الكارتل مرة أخرى؟
*Mr. Rabs: بدقة.
*Osama bin Laden: حسنًا!
*[Transition to later]
*Mr. Rabs: Well, Squlliam. Don't make deals with the cartel again.
*Squlliam: Understood!
*[End]
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