Spooge Demon

The Spooge Demon (雪だるま ) is an ancient and powerful eldritch entity that inhabits the Masturbatorium. Its motivations are presently unknown. 
==Profile==
The Spooge Demon is an extremely powerful multi-dimensional entity composed entirely of cum. To sustain itself, it drains the life force of visitors to the Masturbatorium, offering its luxuries and the tranquility of the location as an equivalent exchange. The Spooge Demon is known to be sympathetic in nature, genuinely providing comfort and peace of mind to its guests while never overdrawing from their life reserves despite the complete helplessness of their post-nut state. 
== History ==
	 "We'll never know how deep the madness goes." - Gaybo
Beyond this point lie major spoilers for Weskerocity, Death Stranding, and Nier Automata. Proceed at your own risk.
The Spooge Demon was originally a mortal known as John Snowman, who, due to over-consumption of Final Fantasy games, was suffering from a terminal case of The Gay. In search of a cure, he traveled to the city of Yharnam where he met Dr. Hideo Kojima, who was experimenting in Mio Ministration as means to treat incurable illnesses. Kojima attempted to cure John's gayness with a new method of Mio Ministration using the newly discovered Tropical Island flavor. However, this treatment failed and instead hyper-accelerated the gayness coursing through John's veins turning him into a homobeast that was more cum than man. 
Eventually the Mio completed its transformation of John into the Spooge Demon. This conversion awakened him to the Eldritch Truth but destroyed his humanity in the process, transcending him beyond the mortal plane. The Spooge Demon now exists in a multi-dimensional cross platform state, granting it access to immense power, as well as the libraries of both the Playstation and the Xbox (A concept that can really fuck you up if you're not used to having an option). All at the cost of having to exist as a cum demon. 
== Powers ==
The exact powers of the Spooge Demon are unclear, however it often answers when called upon for assistance. 
Vice was able to establish this accord with the Spooge Demon, summoning its effigy in his fight against the Double G Mafia. The Spooge Demon's life draining powers in conjunction with Vice's own innate ability to drive people to madness resulted in the complete stillbirth of their brains. The Spooge Demon is also capable of imbuing those in its concord with Stand abilities. This was the case with Vice as the Spooge Demon is responsible for providing his true stand of [REDACTED].