Low Definition: The Three-Pack

Game Show episode 84, posted April 4, 2018.
Low Definition episode 16
We return to the game of strange words, stranger idioms, and the strangest mixed drinks of all time! This time we dip our toe into international waters, with three European guests who join us in being flummoxed by the English language. But it turns out that the strangest thing about Low Definition may be the listeners themselves… (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Brian Hamilton (winner)
* Liz Myles
* Monty Ashley
* Jason Snell
* James Thomson
* Anže Tomić
== Title Origin ==
Steve's moniker for Monty, James and Liz while revealing answers during round 9. Also used for other combinations later in the show.
== Words ==
Players marked with ☹️ were judged to be close enough to the original definition to be awarded three points, with their definitions taken out of play. 
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=== Round 1 - zarp ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
An embarrassing event or behavior 	Jason 	Liz
The lowest rating a beehive can get when rating it for honey production 	Anže 	
The sound that spaceships don't make when they fire their engines in a vacuum	Liz 	
Limestone from costa rica 	Brian 	James
A South African policeman 	Correct Definition	Brian, Jason
The vertical markings on a puffin’s beak. 	James 	Monty, Anže
A liqueur made from almonds and cherries 	Monty 	
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 3
* Jason - 3
* James - 2
* Liz - 0
* Monty - 0
* Anže - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 2 - fard (from Listeners Scott & Jill) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A field used only as pasture for pigs. 	Liz 	Brian, Anže
A fault 	Monty 	
The specific damage to a hardback book that has been dropped on its corner.	James 	Jason
To classify red wines by their bouquet 	Brian 	
A white liquid discharge excreted by birds as the equivalent of urine 	Jason 	James
To apply cosmetics to the face 	Correct Definition	Monty, Liz
The screw that holds sparkplugs in place 	Anže 	
==== Standings: ====
* Liz - 4
* Jason - 4
* Brian - 3
* James - 3
* Monty - 2
* Anže - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 3 - "Parting Shots" ===
Come up with the last words of a famous individual.
'Elvis Presley''
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.	Jason 	
If I'm not out in 30 minutes, come and get me. 	James 	
No. 	Anže 	Monty
"I'm going to the bathroom to read." 	Correct Last Words	Jason, James, Brian
I'm off to that great gig in the sky 	Brian 	Liz
Thank you very much. 	Monty 	Anže
Are there bats in the chimney? 	Liz 	
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 6
* Brian - 6
* James - 5
* Liz - 4
* Monty - 3
* Anže - 1
* Steve - 0
=== Round 4 - pizzle ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The wriggling movement of baby snakes 	Liz 	Anže
A short whip made from the reproductive organ of a bull 	Correct Definition	Monty☹, Brian
A horse, typically one of inferior quality 	Jason 	
A child's pinwheel toy from the 1950s 	Brian 	Jason, Liz
The circular mechanism inside a DVD case that holds the disc in place	James 	
A small firework 	Anže 	James
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 10
* Monty - 6
* Jason - 6
* James - 5
* Liz - 5
* Anže - 2
* Steve - 0
=== Round 5 - cafard (from Listener Eric) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Traditional Romanian garb 	Anže 	James
The residue left in a glass after drinking the wine 	Monty 	Jason
Russian sparkling water 	Brian 	
A ridiculous sounding claim that is, in fact, true 	Jason 	
Severe depression or apathy 	Correct Definition	
The practice of shaving your eyebrows and having them tattooed back on.	James 	Liz, Brian, Monty
A rope used to scale city walls 	Liz 	Anže
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 10
* James - 8
* Monty - 7
* Jason - 6
* Liz - 6
* Steve - 5
* Anže - 3
=== Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - acraein ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A solution made of lead injected as a folk remedy to cure headaches 	Jason 	
Of or pertaining to nothingness 	Monty 	Jason
A magician’s assistant, who has not yet been accepted into the Magic Circle	James 	Monty
A style of sanskrit writing 	Brian 	
The process by which seaweed attaches itself to rocks 	Liz 	Brian, Anže
A foul-tasting juice secreted by butterflies as a defense mechanism 	Correct Definition	Liz
A very light shade of blue 	Anže 	James
==== Standings: ====
* Liz - 10
* Brian - 10
* James - 9
* Monty - 8
* Jason - 6
* Steve - 5
* Anže - 4
=== Round 7 - "I Drank What?" ===
Given the name of a cocktail, list the ingredients you need to make it.
Sourtoe Cocktail
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
lemon juice, rum, soda water, and a mushroom 	Jason 	Brian
Yukon Jack whiskey and a dehydrated human toe 	Correct Ingredients	Liz, Anže
tequila, triple sec, cherry juice, salt, lemon, pig trotter	Liz 	Jason, James
pure gin and a slice of lemon 	James 	
Gin + Lime + brown sugar + sparkling water 	Anže 	
bourbon, water, lemon juice, and a peanut 	Brian 	Monty
Triple sec, vermouth, gin 	Monty 	
==== Standings: ====
* Liz - 14
* Brian - 11
* James - 9
* Monty - 8
* Jason - 7
* Anže - 6
* Steve - 5
=== Round 8 - fardingbag (from Listener Chris) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Exhaustion caused by excessive hiccuping 	Liz 	Monty
The upper stomach of a cow 	Correct Definition	Brian
A slur for a man who wears makeup 	Brian 	
The collection of stone beads contained inside some soft toys to give them weight.	James 	Jason, Anže
An undergarment worn as a layer underneath a formal dress 	Jason 	Liz
A coin purse 	Monty 	James
A Makeup suitcase 	Anže 	
==== Standings: ====
* Liz - 15
* Brian - 13
* James - 11
* Monty - 9
* Jason - 8
* Anže - 6
* Steve - 5
=== Round 9 - badling ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A small group of ducks 	Correct Definition	
Leftover material when making a sword 	Anže 	
A baby robin 	Brian 	
A child's doll made of cotton 	Monty 	Jason
The name for a shepherd's crook used as a bat in early cricket games. 	Liz 	
The markings on the edge of a poker chip that indicate its value to counting machines	James 	Anže, Brian
The heavy filler material used in punching bags 	Jason 	Monty, James, Liz
==== Standings: ====
* Liz - 15
* Brian - 13
* James - 13
* Jason - 11
* Monty - 10
* Steve - 10
* Anže - 6
=== Round 10 - "All Greek to Me" ===
Given a literal translation of a foreign idiom, give the meaning.
The hen sees the snake's feet and the snake sees the hen's boobs. - Thailand
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
When a person overshares information 	Anže 	
We all see things that aren't really there. 	Liz 	
Everybody sees problems from a different perspective 	Brian 	Jason, James, Liz
All men think about is sex 	Jason 	Brian
Two people know each other's secrets. 	Correct Translation	Anže, Monty
Everybody wants what they haven't got 	Monty 	
We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars	James 	
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 16
* Liz - 15
* James - 13
* Jason - 12
* Monty - 12
* Steve - 10
* Anže - 8
=== Round 11 - ghoom ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A miniature marrow. 	Liz 	
Fermented apple butter 	Monty 	Jason
The knot used to tie a submarine to dock 	Anže 	
To hunt for big game alone at night 	Correct Definition	Liz, Brian, Monty
A texan wide-brim hat 	Brian 	
A purple food colouring made from the shell of sea snails from the sea shore.	James 	
Yak butter 	Jason 	Anže, James
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 18
* Liz - 17
* Monty - 15
* Jason - 14
* James - 13
* Steve - 10
* Anže - 8
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