WillTheRealElizabethPleaseStandUp

* See also Elizabeth
* See also Going-To-Paris
* See also Humor
Things get strange when you become a dimensional god or a child with weird powers being imprisoned and fate-planned over by a bunch of cultists ( HEY, Wasn't that what Eleanor was too ???? ).
* Poor little Princess Elizabeth ( Locked in her Tower ... )
* BaSx Elizabeth - Femme Fatale - Who in her thirst for vengeance causes Rapture's destruction and terrible Deaths of TENS of thousands of people.
* BLOODY Murderer of Daisy Fitzroy ( Stab Stab, Sweet Elizabeth ... )
* Universal Dimension Goddess ( Dat Pinky Did It )Hubris for a pseudo god brings insanity ...
* Old Warped Bringer of Doom To The Sodom Below 
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== With Infinite Dimensions the Possibilities are Infinite ( And Possibly Very Very Strange ... )==
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The Place (Columbia) Abounds with Universal Geniuses - Quite Conveniently :
Elizabeth - herself now a Sooper-Scientist, (conveniently) finds a coded document left by Suchong on just how to repair his self-made Quantum Particle Machine. Amazing how she is even simply able to find his secret lab ...
She needs a 'cold cathode tube', a 'carbon dioxide scrubber', and a 'heat sink'.
Heh.
SO Elizabeth is : Singer, Vengeful Sociopath, and now Quantum Device Engineer/Tinkerer. 
Funny would have been : The scene she first 'fixes' it, and when 'turning it on' there is an explosion and Elizabeth looks all singed and charred/smoking ( like Daffy Duck/Wile E. Coyote in cartoons ), and says "Well, that wasn't very good, maybe I should read the instructions this time."
But Players ( or the hack/pandering gamemakers ), for the Sake of GETTING BACK TO SHOOTING, expect Fink and Suchong to possess the same amazing 'quantum science abilities in the story ... Cuz ( So we don't have to listen to some long/boring story as they attempt to justify such magical happenings, and DLC Writers don't want to have to skillfully expend Time and Effort making it halfway plausible ).
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(( NOTE - used CO2 Scrubbers were in high demand to make semi-authentic tasting Tequila, so they are hard to come by -- Elizabeth should have gone to the Juan Sanchez Distillery - Also amazingly located in Fontaine's Department Store ... )) 
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Elizabeth is now also some super-magical scientist, and can revive a Dead Booker with a mere injection ...
If this were not such lame-arsed DLC, I would "Call Shenanigans" on this whole stupid/illogical/contrived thing ... Declare "Shenanigans" ( From an episode of South Park ) - Actually that's what I've done against the whole steaming pile that Infinite BS was ... Same for its bastard stepchild DLC they afflicted OUR Rapture with.
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That scene ... ( WHERE in 'quantum theory' does it allow Time Travel ??? Seriously ... ) It can be only some other universe with still INFINITE OTHERS where Comstock goes on his merry way ... Nothing Elizabeth thinks she can do will stop it. It is really just about delusional revenge - doing evil in return for evil.
Infinite Universes ... Infinite Elizabeths Watch sometime as the Fanbois try to spin their House of Cards explanations of how to resolve all the problematical contradictions in the contrived plot(s) and happenings in Infinite BS/BaSx. BS2's RetCons are nothing against trying to resolve the absolute mess that the Infinite BS writers (including Burial At Sea) came up with. 
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It Perhaps Is No Wonder The Elizabeth Acted A Little Odd :
"Quantum Burned" ? ( Something Rosalind said while Drunk ... )
Distracted8787.jpg|A Fascination with Bricks ...
Strangeywangey.jpg|Giant Boxes were Irresistible to the Curious ...
CorsetToTight.jpg|A tight Corset perhaps was NOT a good idea for spomeone who got Panic Attacks.
ContemptCorpse.jpg|She Talked To Corpses, But they Rarely Talked back
Heh_heh_Hooo.jpg|Side effects of giant machine no doubt added to her condition.
TooManyTimes.jpg|She used to try this with that Golden Statue thing, but it didn't work too well.
NeedGlasses88.jpg|Did Elizabeth NEED GLASSES ???
LadyCryptKeeper.jpg|Elizabeth Didn't Learn Taxidermy Also - DID SHE ???
WhatIsDownThere22.jpg|Elizabeth seemed to constantly be 'Doubled Up With Pain' - Real or Imagined ....
Wheelooz.jpg|Suddenly ELizabeth Aged ...
OopsieAshes.jpg|When Elizabeth Threw Up, the result was very strange
Benny1.jpg|Take The Key To Freedom Elizabeth - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO ...
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THINGS DONE TO ELIZABETH "
1942NightVision.jpg|Ever See "A Clockwork Orange" ????
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