I Need a New Lawyer

You know you need a new lawyer when...
* You met him in prison. 
* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 
* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. 
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. 
* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." 
* He tells you that he's never told a lie. 
* He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger." 
* A prison guard is shaving your head. 
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