グリッチヒーロー (GLITCH HERO)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ああああ つまんないな 	aaaa tsumannai na 	AAAA!Isn’t really worth noting, but this should be a reference to what happens when you’re too reluctant to name your character in, say, . How boring.
生き飽きたノーマルモーダー 	ikiakita noomaru moodaa 	I’m a normal mode player who’s sick of living.
逃げ出したくて履いたスニーカー 	nigedashitakute haita suniikaa 	Wishing to flee, I put on sneakers.
飛び出せなくて踵を踏んだ 	tobidasenakute kakato o funda 	But I couldn’t rush out, so I trod on their back.
 	 	
ああああ 此岸の花 	aaaa shigan no hana 	AAAA! When the flowers in this world
咲き誇りゃ繚乱百禍 	sakihokorya ryouran hyakka 	are in full bloom, all kinds of calamities occur.A pun on 百花繚乱 (hyakka ryouran; various flowers blooming in profusion).
右も左も白黒ばかりで 	migi mo hidari mo shirokuro bakari de 	Wherever I look, there’s only black and white,
尽きたライフを差し出して 	tsukita raifu o sashidashite 	so I give up my depleted life.
 	 	
枯れたセカイに風穴を！ 	kareta sekai ni kazaana o! 	Breathe new life into this withered world!
 	 	
グリッチヒーロー ノイズまみれ 	guricchi hiiroo noizu mamire 	Glitch Hero’s covered with noises.
正しいアタシを戒めて 	tadashii atashi o imashimete 	Admonish me for being so right!
グリッチヒーロー バグらせて 	guricchi hiiroo bagurasete 	Glitch Hero, make me buggy.
間違い以外は無くしてしまえ 	machigai igai wa naku shite shimae 	Just get rid of everything but errors!
 	 	
嗚呼！ やめだ！ やめだ！ 	aa! yame da! yame da! 	Ah! I give up! I give up!
ありきたりだ 	arikitari da 	This is so ordinary.
しさのスパイス提案 	okashisa no supaisu teian 	They suggest that I should add a spice of madness.
もう！ やめだ！ やめだ！ 	mou! yame da! yame da! 	Enough! I give up! I give up!
アタシはマジになれずにどうすんの 	atashi wa maji ni narezu ni dou sun no	I can’t even be serious… what should I do?A reference to an infamous quote from , one of the most infamous video games in Japan.
 	 	
ああああ つまんないな 	aaaa tsumannai na 	AAAA! How boring.
聴き慣れたモーニンタイマー 	kikinareta moonintaimaa 	I’m used to this morning alarm.
目覚められずに負けたプレイヤー 	mezamerarezu ni maketa pureiyaa 	Unable to wake up, the player was defeated.
飲んだ涙に融けだすはんだ 	nonda namida ni tokedasu handa 	starts to melt in the tears I’ve held back.
 	 	
ああああ 彼岸の方 	aaaa higan no kata 	AAAA! In this world,
生き急ぎゃ秒速到達 	ikiisogya byousoku toutatsu 	if you live fast, you’ll finish your game in seconds.
疲れ眼でリプレイばかりで 	tsukaremanako de ripurei bakari de 	Always replaying mine with tired eyes,
姿さながらRTA 	sugata sanagara RTA 	I look just like a speedrunner.
 	 	
シケた箱庭ぶち壊せ！ 	shiketa hakoniwa buchikowase! 	Destroy the gloomy miniature garden!
 	 	
グリッチヒーロー ノイズまみれ 	guricchi hiiroo noizumamire 	Glitch Hero’s covered with noises.
不正なコード知りたくて 	fusei na koodo shiritakute 	I just wanted to know the illegal code.
グリッチヒーロー バグらせて 	guricchi hiiroo bagurasete 	Glitch Hero, make me buggy.
無限の階段跳び越えたくて 	mugen no kaidan tobikoetakute 	I just wanted to jump over the endless stairs!Possibly referring to the endless stairs in ?
 	 	
嗚呼！ だめだ！ だめだ！ 	aa! dame da! dame da! 	Ah! This won’t do! This won’t do!
何をすれば 	nani o sureba 	What should I do?
悔しさと怒りのエンター 	kuyashisa to ikari no entaa 	Frustration and rage entered me.
もう！ だめだ！ だめだ！ 	mou! dame da! dame da! 	Enough! This won’t do! This won’t do!
おしえて カミのみぞしるぜったいかい 	oshiete kaminomizo shiru zettai kai 	Tell me the absolute answer God only knows!
 	 	
デバッグモード呼び出して 	debaggu moodo yobidashite 	It would be nice if I could
好き勝手できりゃ良いのにね 	sukikatte dekirya ii no ni ne 	run debug mode and do whatever I like.
エラーサウンドの成れの果て 	eraa saundo no nare no hate 	Error sounds are totally messed up.
理想のエンド処理落ちて 	risou no endo shori ochite 	The ideal ending’s suffering a slowdown.
 	 	
グリッチヒーロー ノイズまみれ 	guricchi hiiroo noizumamire 	Glitch Hero’s covered with noises.
正しいアタシを戒めて 	tadashii atashi o imashimete 	Admonish me for being so right!
グリッチヒーロー バグらせて 	guricchi hiiroo bagurasete 	Glitch Hero, make me buggy.
間違い以外は無くしてしまえ 	machigai igai wa nakushite shimae 	Just get rid of everything but errors!
 	 	
嗚呼！ やめだ！ やめだ！ 	aa! yame da! yame da! 	Ah! I give up! I give up!
ありきたりな 	arikitari na 	The instant hero
口答え 即席勇者 	kuchigotae sokuseki yuusha 	gives ordinary talk back.
もう！ やめだ！ やめだ！ 	mou! yame da! yame da! 	Enough! I give up! I give up!
アタシはマジになれずにどうすんの 	atashi wa maji ni narezu ni dou sun no	I can’t even be serious… what should I do?
 	 	
グリッチヒーロー ノイズまみれ 	guricchi hiiroo noizumamire 	Glitch Hero’s covered with noises.
==Translation Notes==
This song’s full of references to different retro games.
I tried leaving a note for each of them appearing in the lyrics, but please keep in mind that I might be missing something. Also, I didn’t mention the parodies that were only shown in the music video and were not actually sung aloud (like this and this).
==External Links==
*piapro - Off vocal
*piapro - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
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*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
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