"MIRROR MAZE!"

Ha-Ha-Ha, hello there kids.  I was just SPEWING my SLAY-VORITE movie of all SLIME: HAPPY KILLMORE hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.  Adam Sandler really gets on the BALL in this film and I just love THE GOLF CORPSE!  As he is about to CLUB SOME-BODY, view this SHRIEK'S TALE, that will give you all something to really REFLECT ON I call...
It was in a theme park where three teenage boys ran to a funhouse in France, in the June of 1960 one day.  "Wanna go inside Jacque?" one boy asked another.  "Sure, Andre, it is just a maze of mirrors after all" Jacque replied to him.  "Yes, let's go fellas.  It's a good place to hide from those cops who caught us stealing that old lady's purse at the entrance" the third boy stated and he, Jacque and Andre went inside the funhouse which read: "MIRROR MAZE!" in blue-French-words above the door.  The teenagers were walking through a glistening, bright-maze of reflections zig-zagging all over.  "Wow, ze mirrors in here are indeed bright and extremely shiny, Edgar" Jacque spoke to the third teenager.  At one corner, there was what appeared to be a clown standing inside one of the mirrors.  
It had: multicolored hair, a suit vertically half black and half white, with a white sleeve with red slime on it where the black was and a black sleeve where the white was.  The white side of the suit had more red slime on it.  It's collar was light-red with five red pom-poms down its front.  "Bonjour boys, I am famished, so hurry through ze Mirror Maze before I catch you" the clown said in a chipmunk-voice, with white fangs in its red-lips.  Jacque, Andre and Edgar ran from the black-slits of eyes surronded by blue-paint the clown-monster had.  Just then, darkness came in the maze of mirrors and the teens screamed in surprise.  Footsteps were heard within the blackness and Andre called out: "is that thing coming?".  
The light came back on and the boys saw the exit room at the back of the maze.  The clown stood in it, gnashing its fangs and quivering its black-painted-eyebrows, as it lurched closer to them in its red-slimy-shoes.  The monster roared in a deep tone and attacked Andre, piercing his flesh with its fangs, clutching his head with its white gloves.  Outside the maze of mirrors, a purse was flung from the exit, along with three skulls minutes later. 
Well, that ending was rathey CORNY, because those teens couldn't get out of the MAZE ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  That monster-clown really BITES too.  But it at least had a couple of SKULLS heh-heh-heh-heh!