Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A Desert Worth Traveling".
==Plot==
(The story start with Tawna Bandicoot and Puss in Boots staring at the Sun while watching in the top of the canyon)
*Tawna: Behold, boys and girls. The story you all have been waiting to watch. A story... well. A solo adventure like never seen before. Anyways, the name's Tawna Bandicoot. I was created in a lab by the evil Dr. Neo Cortex. While trapped, Crash Bandicoot came to save me and knock down the mad scientist himself while I was free and escape from the mad clutches of the doctor himself.
*Puss in Boots: Hola. My name is Puss in Boots: For years, I have been known by many times. The Stabby Tabby. El Macho Gato. The Leche Whisperer. To some, an outlaw. To more, a hero. To all, a legend. I was right. Words were not enough. I was a fearless bad kity who knew up in San Ricardo and faced some outlaw challenges by many tricks. Throughout my adventures, I faced many outlaws and enemies in all my years of exploring in the name of a golem. *fight a golem on a clfff* The Cobbler. *fight the Cobbler in his office* A orc. *fight a orc in the woods* And much more like a cowboy in a wild west town. *fight a cowboy in a wild west town* But that's not all. You know, every cat has nine lives and some are at risk on facing their deaths, not like when I faced the biggest fear of all in which I overcome my fears. *fight Death in a bar and the Wishing Star* There have been some times where I died and lose all of my lives. I'm not a math guy, just trying to remember the times I died for how many I counted.
(Flashback scenes show how many times Puss in Boots actually died, the first one where he got carried away by bulls in Pamplona, getting attacked by dogs in a soliatre game, landing on his "feet" after falling from a tower, getting hurt by weights, getting shot from a canon in a pirate ship, having shellfish allergy and eating it, getting burned while taking out the bread in the oven and getting crushed by a bell after defeating the giant of Del Mar)
*Puss in Boots: Hola, señorita. Do you like gazpacho? *get carried away by bulls, also show Puss winning a game of cards* Guess it’s not your night, huh, fellas? *laugh as the dogs growl on him and attack him, also showns Puss yowling in a tower* I am telling you, a cat always lands on his feet. Watch. *fall off a tower with a cup break, also show Puss with his strong muscles while a spotter try to spot him on* No. Puss in Boots doesn’t need a spotter. Watch. *grunts and screeches as the weight hurt him, also shows Puss in a cannon of a pirate ship* No need to pull into port. This will revolutionize travel. Watch. *get blasted on a cannon, also shows Puss having a shellfish allergy while eating in a restaurant* Uh, excuse me. Does this have shellfish in it?
*Waitress: *off screen* Yes, sir.
*Puss in Boots: Eh. *eat the shellfish and ended up dying, also shows Puss and Gingy in the Baken's Place, trying to cook up some bread as the oven is set too high*
*Gingy: Puss, I think you set the oven too high.
*Puss in Boots: I am a master of the baking. Watch. *open the oven as the fire burn him with Gingy jumping off while screaming, also shows Puss in Boots fighting the giant of Del Mar, defeating him as the giant crashes toward him as Puss is about to finish his speech, only to get crushed by a bell* The legend never d- *get crushed by a bell* And then, there was the giant at Del Mar. But there have been some times where I almost died, but survive, like the fight with the sumo in a sumo match in China. *shows Puss fighting against a sumo wrestler as he runs, only to get slammed by a sumo wrestler*
(Flashbacks ended as Tawna and Puss in Boots are seen at Shrek's swamp, packing their bags together as they are about to head out for a road trip in the desert)
*Tawna: Times like this won't even bite when you're a fearless hunter. But you can have some day-offs as well as well hanging out with a green ogre and orange bandicoot like me.
*Puss in Boots: I heard today, we're going on a road trip. Somewhere warm, somewhere sandy.
*Tawna: The road trip won't be as long we have another solo adventure together outside of adventures with Shrek and Crash.
*Puss in Boots: And you can never go hungry on a empty stomach before vacation.
*Shrek: Boy, it's gonna be a long trip from here.
*Crash: He he.
*Fiona: I got the baby food packed along with our tents.
*Coco: Aren't we going camping? You guys didn't say, we're gonna go camp and have fun in the woods.
*Aku Aku: We are going on a road trip. Just to remember as we are about to go around the world and take a trip through various places like the desert.
*Shrek: Oh. A road trip. So it's not a camping trip anyways.
*Coco: Might have potential to have some camping elements put in there.
*Crunch: It won't be a bumpy ride.
*Donkey: Darn it. I thought we would be going to Massachusetts or Idaho for the field trip.
*Shrek: At least, the road trip should be fun and not boring as last year's road trip where we only went to three places over ten.
*Coco: There should be a lot more places to travel around the world aside from Far Far Away.
*Crash: He he.
*Polar: Rawr.
*Pura: Ah.
*Tawna: Does it feel great to hang out with these guys for a while?
*Puss in Boots: Yes. While they get to enjoy their fun, we should have some fun as well.
*Tawna: I may be thinking about a solo adventure together when we get to the desert.
*Puss in Boots: That is part of the plan for all the places we will go to.
*Tawna: Whatever Aku Aku set up, we'll find some various places to travel.
*Puss in Boots: As long it's not windy or super hot where all the buzzards would fly around and try to eat us like chicken wings.
*Coco: Hey guys, don't you got some bags to pack.
*Tawna: Oh, we got bags and we already pack them for the trip.
*Puss in Boots: That include the candles of gazpacho.
*Shrek: *hold some rubber ducks to the ogre triplets* Hope these toys give you a good play while on the road trip.
*Fergus: Ah.
*Farkle: Aw.
*Felicia: Ah ha ha.
*Donkey: Aw. Who's the baby? Who's the baby?
*Fiona: They must be excited for the trip.
*Crunch: They never fail to make me laugh.
*Tawna: We better be going. Sun's getting real high on the temperature.
*Puss in Boots: We got a long day to catch up.
*Coco: So, are we going to use karts to get to the places?
*Shrek: Who use cars when we got a big Dragon to fly over to the worlds?
*Crunch: What? Using a car to travel is part of a road trip. How can you use a dragon or a transportation to travel? That's not a road trip.
*Aku Aku: Is using a onion with wheels as in the Cinderella story consirserd of traveling in a road trip?
*Donkey: Forget all of this. Let the Dragon take us around the world. *whistle*
*Dragon: *arrive with her Dronkeys* Ah.
*Donkey: Baby! *hug Dragon*
*Coco: That's what we're using for the trip?
*Crunch: Strange.
*Tawna: I knew we're going to ride on that big thing.
*Puss in Boots: Always been riding on the dragon.
*Donkey: *see his Dronkeys* Hey, my babies. What's up? Looking sharp.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: Aren't they cute?
*Crunch: Look at their tiny wings.
*Fiona: I thought they were flapping as butterflies.
*Polar: Ah.
*Pura: Aw.
*Tawna: Nice. Imagine having to take care of every baby kitten in a basket.
*Puss in Boots: I was once a kitten in my life. I was like the only one in where I grew up at that time.
*Coco: Hey Tawna and Puss, we're about to leave. Pack your bags and hop on.
*Tawna: The dragon! You know that we have to go.
*Puss in Boots: Always a trip in the making. *he and everyone pack their bags and hop onto the dragon*
*Donkey: We're a full house today.
*Shrek: Always a full house like a house of cards.
*Aku Aku: Alright. We're off for the road trip. Make way to the desert!
*Dragon: Ooh. *fly with the family out of the swamp*
(Crash and Shrek's gang ride with the Dragon by flying all over the world by passing by mountains, forests, jungle, an airplane flying and arrive in the desert by passing by the pyramids and land in a oasis to set up camp)
*Crash: Ooh wee.
*Aku Aku: Here we are. The desert.
*Coco: Alright! We found ourselves a oasis!
*Polar: Ah.
*Pura: Aw.
*Tawna: We're staying at the oasis? Not bad.
*Puss in Boots: This look like the perfect place to camp.
*Donkey: Unpack your bags. We're setting up a camp site here.
*Fiona: *place the bags down* There's so much work left to be unpacked.
*Crunch: I'm feeling smooth.
*Tawna: *she and everyone set up their tents* Hopefully the Sun won't bother the tents to burn it up like paper.
*Puss in Boots: All things made in cloth won't be effected by it. Same with clothes if you'r working too much in the Sun.
*Donkey: Ho, we got a pool in the oasis. Cannonball! *jump in the water*
*Shrek: Donkey! I didn't say to jump in the water.
*Donkey: *get off the pool* Whoa. That is cold! And still fun.
*Shrek: I didn't even say *sacasrtic* "Woo hoo, go have fun. Enjoy your day at the oasis."
*Fiona: Shrek, let them have their fun. We're already here at the oasis resort.
*Aku Aku: You're never too early to have fun as vacationing in Dragon Shores.
*Fergus: Ah.
*Farkle: Ah ha ha.
*Felicia: Ah.
*Coco: How about some campfire to cook some lunch?
*Aku Aku: Go right ahead. We'll be staying here for vacation as long we travel around the world.
*Coco: Piece of cake. We'll get this vacation started in the wild. *use some rocks to shake and create a fire to torch on the logs to make a campfire* Steady. Do not blow out.
*Crash: Huh?
*Crunch: Torched like a hot wing.
*Coco: Good. Rod Stewart know how to make some hot legs as in the 70s. *laugh*
*Crash: *curious in the oasis* Hmm.
*Tawna: Hey Crashy. Got some wumpa to fried?
*Puss in Boots: He seem to be curious. He may be wonderng what's for lunch.
*Donkey: Yeah. Crash knows what he want for lunch.
*Coco: We got some hot dogs to prepare.
*Aku Aku: Prepare the hot dogs on the campfire.
*Crunch: I'll do my best to cook them perfectly. *use the hot dogs on the stick to cook them on the campfire*
*Coco: Very good.
*Crash: Ah.
*Aku Aku: I hope they're as crispy as those bacon burgers.
*Crunch: Let them rip.
*Coco: I can feel the hot in them.
*Shrek: Very clever. Now pass out the buns.
*Puss in Boots: *use his sword to stick the buns* Bun me, if you dare. *place the buns on the plate*
*Tawna: Serve them up.
*Crunch: Feast on. *place the hot dogs on the buns*
*Shrek: Ah. Let's eat them.
*Crash: He he. *eat the hot dogs with everyone*
*Fiona: A ogre nutrition meal worth eating.
*Puss in Boots: This is perfect.
*Tawna: Told you this meal is going to taste great.
*Crash: Woo wee!
*Donkey: Crispy. My kids said it best.
*Aku Aku: Who can't have a hot dog if it doesn't taste well done as a burger?
*Polar: *eat the bun crumbs* Ah.
*Pura: *eat a steak* Ah.
*Dragon: *eat a hot dog* Aw.
*Coco: I knew our lunch would be a best served hot dog cooked on a campfire.
*Tawna: Heck, we're in a oasis. We got ourselves a pool and a little jungle to travel.
*Puss in Boots: It's not like the whole oasis is surrounded by water when it's suppose to look like an island.
*Tawna: But it's still a oasis after all.
*Puss in Boots: Thought they were suppose to look small as a little pond with trees.
*Tawna: Pssst, wanna go out on another solo adventure?
*Puss in Boots: Oh sure. We have been waiting to go on another solo adventure together, especially when we're on a road trip and can travel anywhere while on the road.
*Tawna: Think about a pyramind we can discover, or swim into Atlantis where there are 20,000 leagues under the sea.
*Puss in Boots: No, no, no. I do not like water. Cats don't swim in water and you know it.
*Tawna: Right. How about we travel to some town and face off some criminals while we're at it.
*Puss in Boots: That's the beauty of it my friend. A classic Puss in Boots adventure worth adventuring to thrill into new ways and new faces on the globe.
*Coco: You guys are going out?
*Tawna: Well, me and Puss are going off to a solo adventure.
*Puss in Boots: It's gonna be one of these days.
*Crunch: A solo adventure while on a road trip?
*Shrek: You guys are leaving? To somewhere warm and sunny?
*Donkey: I heard they're going to face off some bad guys during the trip.
*Coco: It's only for them. When you guys are gonna come back from your solo adventure?
*Tawna: Depending how long the adventure take, we'll be back by the next day.
*Puss in Boots: The same apply to all of my previous adventures when hanging out in Del Mar. Unforutnelay, I am still labeled as a outlaw among citizens and governors on this day.
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Donkey: What? Cheer up man. Don't let these policitians take your power and freedom away while you get to strive for free.
*Puss in Boots: My mother once told me that life isn't about success or gold. Life is about what you wanna do and how you wanna achieve it for your own journey.
*Tawna: Like when I haven't seen you guys for a long time after 1996.
*Aku Aku: We know what you did here after our first fight with Cortex.
*Puss in Boots: Does anyone have a horse in here? Hello? Is there any place where I could rent a horse on the go?
*Tawna: You didn't tell me we're gonna use a horse to ride.
*Coco: We didn't actually bring in a horse for the trip.
*Puss in Boots: Oh my. I almost forgot. I think I have my own horse around here.
*Tawna: Where did you left your horse the last time you went on a adventure.
*Puss in Boots: Uh, ooh. The thing is, I don't own horses to ride on them forever. I take horses from steppes and open grasslands, also on villages where they rent one.
*Tawna: Okay. You don't want to make us go all the way to some village to get a horse on the go.
*Puss in Boots: No no. We'll bring a horse from here. Aku Aku, can you give us a horse for us to travel.
*Aku Aku: Sure, if you ask me. *use magic to teleport a horse from a farm to the oasis*
*Tawna: Perfect. Just like we asked.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Shrek: A horse you say?
*Donkey: That's what they're riding on?
*Tawna: We always ride a horse on our solo adventures.
*Puss in Boots: We're gonna need lot of bags to travel for the trip.
*Coco: Why you need bags for?
*Tawna: You know. We always needed bags to go.
*Puss in Boots: We have stored weapons in one of your bags if you can pass them over.
*Coco: Okay. If you say so.
*Crunch: We'll help pack your bags before your departure.
*Shrek: Let's get moving.
*Fiona: You got a whole adventure to go to.
*Coco: Let's set things up, shall we?
(The background song "Something to Talk About" by Bonnie Raitt plays as Tawna and Puss pack their bags by placing them on the horse as the two get on as Shrek and Crash's gang watch Tawna and Puss as they are about to say goodbye to them)
*Tawna: That's how we do it.
*Puss in Boots: Excellent.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Aku Aku: Hope you guys are good to go for the ride.
*Tawna: We are born ready.
*Puss in Boots: A adventure never stops here.
*Shrek: Hope you two take care and stay out of trouble.
*Tawna: We are better off trouble than falling on spikes.
*Puss in Boots: Never fall into trouble like eating sharks and falling spears.
*Fiona: Hope you can give us some souvineers when you two come back.
*Coco: Give us badges on the go.
*Crunch: And some fruits to give out like apples.
*Crash: Ooh. *eat a wumpa fruit*
*Donkey: I'm gonna miss you guys. But you're all the best.
*Polar: Ah.
*Pura: Ah.
*Farkle: Ah ha ha.
*Felicia: Ha ha ha.
*Fergus: Ah.
*Tawna: We'll be in a day. A long adventure awaits us in a new story!
*Puss in Boots: When the storybook is open, a chapter begins on the story.
*Aku Aku: You guys are always in good hands. Fighting off villains, collecting treasure and helped others who need of help to fight back crime.
*Tawna: We give their money back after facing off thieves from stealing treasure.
*Puss in Boots: All the guards are always watching in place to govern their kingdoms.
*Coco: You go take care and show what you're made of.
*Crunch: You got some smooth moves there.
*Crash: He he.
*Tawna: Goodbye everyone. It won't be that long to get back on the road.
*Puss in Boots: We're heading off to the desert. Let's go! *he and Tawna ride with the horse out of the oasis and ride into the desert*
*Shrek: Here they go!
*Fiona: They're off the oasis.
*Coco: They did it. They're going out on their own.
*Crunch: Enjoy the wild west, lads. And make some money!
*Crash: Woo!
(Tawna and Puss in Boots ride with their horse as they travel through the desert and pass by the pyramids on their joyride)
*Tawna: Woo hoo!
*Puss in Boots: It's a classic Puss in Boots style.
*Tawna: We're scrolling to some sort of pyramid desert, are we?
*Puss in Boots: Not really. We're going somewhere sharp, somewhere icy.
*Tawna: Like Alaska?
*Puss in Boots: No silly. I don't know what is on the place, but there are a lot of secrets that you're really gonna love as eating a lollipop from a candy store.
*Tawna: I hope the place is as exrodnary as going to Von Clutch's MotorWorld.
*Puss in Boots: I pray to lord, we don't get arrested this time.
*Tawna: What is the point of getting arrested have to do with all of this?
*Puss in Boots: Sometimes, when we travel, we barely get arrested by guards in wake of crime rising. It happen to be once when traveling in Spain and suddenly get arrested for nothing.
*Tawna: It's like they accused you for nothing.
*Puss in Boots: Not just that. They want to warn the traveler that something dangerous is happening. Like people robbing banks and stealing water from small cities.
*Tawna: This is why we're traveling to take down crime.
*Puss in Boots: That's the spirit my friend. We're heading out to investigate some towns and defeat crime to protect the cities.
*Tawna: Let's make them rip some ham!
*Puss in Boots: Ride like the wind, horse! *make his horse ride faster*
(The background song end as Tawna and Puss ride with their horse through the bushes and trees as they continue to travel within the sand and see some moving trailers on the way)
*Tawna: Am I seeing what I'm seeing?
*Puss in Boots: They look very unique to me.
*Tawna: Why they got moving trailers on their lap?
*Puss in Boots: Strange. Like how can a trailer move by itself by one sting or how a wheel can roll by itself without being attached to a car?
*Tawna: You'll never know what is going on in the wild.
*Puss in Boots: Think about all the unique details we can go to.
*Tawna: Like going into a Arabic town and find some treasure.
*Puss in Boots: Ah ha! We'll find a place full of treasure and gold in a mile.
*Tawna: How long are the distance places to find all that treasure?
*Puss in Boots: Eh, it'll take an hour to get through all the distance places in the world.
*Tawna: Think about going to the pyramids in Egypt, a oasis in the desert of Arabia and a city in the sand runes of Peru. You know I'm saying?
*Puss in Boots: Uh, you do know that we're adventuring in North Africa, right?
*Tawna: We're in North Africa?
*Puss in Boots: Yes. Known for their deserts and all the oasises to discover, we're going to explore a town worth traveling.
*Tawna: We're going to a town, already?
*Puss in Boots: Yes. I can see the gates and the walls on the way.
*Tawna: Something tell me that the town hold a lot of gold like a pocket full of gold.
*Puss in Boots: It's more of a pot of gold like the leapcrechauns use in the shamrock forest. *laugh*
(Tawna and Puss arrive in a town with floating glasses, floating lands and a palace in which Ali Baba resides. The bandicoot and cat ride with their horse to look through the wall on where the entrance is.)
*Tawna: Sweet mother of milk. What in the world is this place?
*Puss in Boots: Ali Baba's palace. In other worlds, Ali Baba's town.
*Tawna: The whole town is full of glass, tall buildings and large walls of bricks.
*Puss in Boots: That is what a arabic town is for my friend.
*Tawna: How do we get inside of the place?
*Puss in Boots: I don't know. You see the gates? That's where were going for.
*Tawna: *see the floating ghost hands on the gate* Uh, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
*Puss in Boots: What you talking about senorita? You see the city with a gate, do you? *he, Tawna and the horse are hold by floating ghost hands* What the pepper?
*Tawna: It's grabbing us by the hands.
*Puss in Boots: Beg for mercy! It's gonna suck us through the town!
*Tawna: I've seen bigger worse things than falling through a pit of mud.
*Puss in Boots: Brave yourselves, there goes the gates! *he, Tawna and the horse screams as the floating ghost hands take them to town*
(Tawna, Puss and their horse arrive at the town of Ali Baba as the floating ghost hands drop them by the dump area of the city full of blankets, bags and pillows)
*Tawna: Gosh, what was that all about.
*Puss in Boots: Nice try ghost hands! You want a piece of us, huh?! *see his horse run off* My horse! Come back!
*Tawna: Great. Now that we left, we fall into the pit of shame with no treasure to gold to look around.
*Puss in Boots: But how am I going to get my horse back?
*Tawna: *look around the town* Sweet old gold. You gotta see this.
*Puss in Boots: What? It's just a- *he and Tawna walk into town* Holy gazpacho. We're here.
*Tawna: So cool.
*Puss in Boots: So sweet.
*Tawna: It's like town is made up of clay or something.
*Puss in Boots: What are you waiting for? Let's go take a look. Come on.
(Tawna and Puss look around the world as they pass by carpet shops, people whisting in flutes on a carpet, poor people living in the streets, begging for money on their cans, the cats sleeping with the camels, harlem girls belly dancing in the stage of a local bar, snakes going into the baskets to hide and Tawna and Puss going into a market where people are selling fruits and other items to buy)
*Tawna: Can't you believe all of this for what people are buying?
*Puss in Boots: They're selling lot of good stuff.
*Tawna: Look at this shop. It got everything.
*Puss in Boots: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go buy something from the vendor. *he and Tawna walk to the vendor*
*Food Vendor: Hello. Bread, chips, apples, banana, cheese, milk and churros. Only ten gold.
*Tawna: We could really afford all of this stuff, but we don't have any money.
*Puss in Boots: Gosh! I forgot to ask Shrek some money on the go.
*Food Vendor: If there's no money, then it's no pay.
*Tawna: What? I thought you brought some cash for the go.
*Puss in Boots: You didn't even tell me to ask for some money earlier before we left. Do we have to go back all the way to ask for some cash?
*Food Vendor: I don't like hearing conversations at my line. Now move it before I call the guards.
*Tawna: You know what? *hold a wumpa fruit* How about we trade a wumpa fruit for your apple.
*Puss in Boots: What you doing?
*Food Vendor: Holy mangoes! That is the rarest apple of all. *trade his apple for a wumpa* Here. Take it. I'm selling this rare fruit for my special customer.
*Tawna: *grab a apple* You know how much people back at the Wumpa Islands love these kind of fruits.
*Puss in Boots: It's a Wumpa Islands natural nutrition.
*Guard #1: *show up with the guards* Yo, where do you think you're going?
*Food Vendor: Oops. I didn't meant to call in the guards.
*Tawna: Uh, trading?
*Guard #2: There is no trading in here, fox lady. You better pay up or else.
*Guard #3: No more excuses!
*Puss in Boots: Easy, chill! A warrior doesn't take excuses from guards like you.
*Guard #4: Don't take a word to mock when we're about to arrest you.
*Tawna: How are you going to arrest us before we got a food for free without paying?
*Puss in Boots: This is a misunderstanding.
*Food Vendor: But still, they have to pay. Either pay my items or give back the wumpa fruit.
*Guard #5: Are you going to order or something?
*Tawna: Does trading not count?
*Puss in Boots: What is with your strict rules?
*Guard #6: That's it, you're going to the dungeon.
*Fruit Vendor: Guards, there is a tomato fight going on in the streets!
*Guard #1: Tomato fight?
*Food Vendor: What in the world is a tomato fight?
*Citizen #1: You trade me for a apple!
*Citizen #2: I wanted my money back!
*Citizen #3: These tomatoes taste rotten.
*Citizen #4: You robbed us for a fresh one! *he and the citizens throw tomatoes at each other.
*Puss in Boots: Holy frilhoes. The city is under sledge from the throwing tomatoes!
*Tawna: We need to get out of here as soon as possible!
*Puss in Boots: Run away! *he and Tawna run from the throwing tomatoes*
*Guard #1: Hey! Where you're going?! Get them! *send the guards after Tawna and Puss*
*Food Vendor: And now, the shop is closed. *put a "closed" sign as he eat a Wumpa fruit*
(Tawna and Puss run all over the town as they pass by many throwing tomatoes as Puss use a shield to block the tomatoes from hitting him as Tawna use a basket to avoid getting hit by the tomatoes and break the basket by dodging many tomatoes by hitting into various blankets as Puss catch up with her)
*Tawna: Gosh. What is wrong with these people throwing vegetables at each other?
*Puss in Boots: Don't people like vegetables these days. *hear a woman scream* What the what?
*Citizen #5: The thieves are back! They're going after our jewelry! *see the thieves breaking in the town*
*Tawna: Oh no.
*Puss in Boots: Bad guys. In other words, thieves.
*Theft #1: Give me all of your stuff.
*Theft #2: What do we have here? Garbage? Pass.
*Theft #3: All of your items belong to the vizier El Breato.
*Theft #4: You guys got nowhere to go. Now pay up!
*Tawna: Theives.
*Puss in Boots: I've seen these type of people before.
*Tawna: Wanna lay a fight on them?
*Puss in Boots: Sure. It'll be more of a hero vs. theft fight.
*Theft #1: *hold a gun and point at the guard* Where do you think you're going?
*Guard #1: Freeze! You got nowhere to run in the order of Ali Baba.
*Theft #1: This Ali Baba person ain't paying for a new bowl of money. Give me all of your money!
*Tawna: Not so fast! *run and kick the theft*
*Puss in Boots: Beg for no mercy for Puss in Boots! *hold his sword*
*Theft #2: There's a fox and cat in the heist!
*Theft #3: Clash them all! *he and the thieves fight the guards*
*Town Security: *send the people to evacuate* Go go go! Hide in your homes as fast as you can!
*Tawna: *punch and kick the theft* Did you even try?
*Puss in Boots: *jump and kick every theft by dragging them down and scratch them* Puny!
*Theft #2: Ah! The cat got me!
*Theft #3: Seize that cat!
*Tawna: *use a bow to shoot arrows at the thieves* Not gonna happen. *hit a theft on the back*
*Puss in Boots: Hey, you wanna see something cool? *jump high and bump the thieves over* Woo! *hold on to a cane, swing it and jump high to scratch on the thieves*
(On the way to the fight, a black cat run through the alley as a dog with a shirt sneak in while making their way to the fight with the thieves where Tawna and Puss are involved)
*Kitty: There's a whole bunch of thieves on the loose. How are we going to get pass them?
*Perrito: Eat a sandwich?
*Kitty: No! We're suppose to contribute and take them down.
*Perrito: Oh, right. Battle now, sandwich later.
*Tawna: *spin and dash at the thieves* Whoaoaoa!
*Puss in Boots: *jump and hit all the thieves* Just remember, a cat always land on its feet! *land on the ground* Perfect. *see Kitty and Perrito charge in battle. What the?
*Kitty: *jump and slam all the thieves* Get outta town!
*Perrito: *bark at the thieves* Rolf! Rolf! Rolf! Rolf! *bite the theft*
*Theft #1: Ah! Retreat! Everyone! Leave!
*Theft #2: *he and the thieves escape* We'll be back!
*Theft #3: We'll meet again soon, fox and cat! *he and all the thieves run away*
*Tawna: Well, that could've gone better. *see the people cheering* Huh?
*Puss in Boots: What is going on?
*Citizen #1: Our saviors!
*Citizen #2: They have arrived!
*Puss in Boots: It's gonna be me!
*Citizen #3: Not you. Them! *point at Kitty and Perrito*
*Puss in Boots: Excuse me?
*Kitty: Thank you for your patience. I am willing to give all of your treasure back from those unruly thieves. *drop the treasure with gold*
*Perrito: Gotta make the money!
*Tawna: Kity Softpaws?
*Guard #1: Thank you! Thank you! You saved us all!
*Kitty: No need to thank us. We're just doing our job to help others in need of help.
*Puss in Boots: Kitty Softpaws! What in the hell are you doing in here?!
*Kitty: Puss in Boots? Why are you following us?
*Perrito: Puss! You came back! *lick Puss* How was your time with the ogre?
*Puss in Boots: Pretty good. Things was going well in the swamp while we had a few old friends over to celebrate with holidays.
*Kitty: You haven't respond back to us while you were at Far Far Away.
*Puss in Boots: I was not at Far Far Away when I was working at the swamp with the ogres and helping the babies learn how to walk and talk!
*Tawna: Have I seen you before around here?
*Kitty: *look at Tawna* Oh, it's you again. So you're working with the ogre while the bandicoots are hanging around, are you?
*Tawna: No. They're on a road trip while we're on a solo adventure.
*Perrito: We're on a solo adventure too. Hey, we crossed roads and share paths together.
*Puss in Boots: There is no "we" and there is no "us". We're working solo over here.
*Kitty: And why did you still abandon me in our wedding at Santa Coloma?
*Puss in Boots: Well, I am still mad about the heist at Santa Coloma and knew it was going to be a trick all along.
*Tawna: And Crash abandon me after our first fight with Cortex before going on a relationship with Pinstripe, broke up in the 2000s and reunite with Crash again after the Twinsanity incident.
*Sultan: *show up* Friends, we got some visitors from another land.
*Morgiana: It's them.
*Tawna: Uh, hi?
*Puss in Boots: *take his hat off and bow down* We have helped to take down the thieves.
*Kitty: Unforetunaley, Puss and Tawna manage to crash in the party and try to take our jobs away.
*Perrito: They're our friends. We were with them on our adventures.
*Ali: *show up* Travelers from far away. You are all invited for our special lunch in my palace.
*Tawna: I'm sorry. But who are you?
*Ali: You don't know me? Did you step into my town while you scare off the thieves?
*Tawna: I don't know if you're a supervisor or a king of this town and all the lands in North Africa.
*Puss in Boots: I've seen him many times in my adventures. Oh wait! I've been to this place before!
*Tawna: Already? And you didn't tell me more about it?
*Puss in Boots: I had adventures in North Africa and adventures across various Spainsh towns like San Lorenzo. It's true. I travel all of Spain in my life. Peru too.
*Sultan: These guys got something to cook.
*Morgiana: Let's bring them over for a special lunch.
*Ali: One jump ahead.
*Perrito: A special lunch? Sweet. I hope they sell some sandwiches in there like tuna.
*Kitty: It better not have any shellfish or someone is gonna throw up in the trash bag!
*Puss in Boots: I didn't know you have a shellfish allergy.
*Kitty: Shut up! I'm allergic to all sorts of seafood like clams.
*Puss in Boots: I passed out when eating a shrimp and shellfish in a restaurant.
*Tawna: I guess not everyone is a lobster or crab person who eat seafood like Rusty Walrus.
(Tawna and Puss' gang enter Ali Baba's palace as they are honored a special lunch with a big table with the guests sitting down and the chefs serving them some Indian food to enjoy)
*Chef #1: Lunch is served!
*Chef #2: Enjoy! The far-walkers will love all of this.
*Sultan: Dig in my friends. No need to be shy.
*Tawna: Sweet. I hope the rice taste good as noodles. *eat some food*
*Puss in Boots: *eat naan* Mmm. Taste like cheese and orange chicken mixed together.
*Kitty: No shellfish. Wonderful. I'll rather eat broccoli than osyters. *eat some tandoori fish*
*Perrito: *eat a tuna sandwich* I'm a old school food person. Can you tell?
*Ali: No one have a problem with eating food as the good old days like the 1670s. *laugh and eat a tandoori chicken*
*Morgiana: Samosa is so good. You guys are the legends. What are you? Some sort of party animals?
*Tawna: No. I am a bandicoot. Tawna Bandicoot. I was created in a lab by the hands of the evil Dr. Neo Cortex.
*Morgiana: That Dr. Neo Cortex guy sound a bit scary as El Breato.
*Tawna: Who is El Breato?
*Sultan: El Breato was a member of our council of vizors. He was exiled few years ago when he launched a attack on our lands with the use of magic.
*Puss in Boots: That use of magic sound like bad luck more than what Big Jack Horner did to his baker's dozen.
*Kitty: He was a terrible person. Much like Jack and Jill were when collecting magic beans to steal the golden eggs.
*Perrito: I thought the magic beans and golden eggs story backfired when you told me about a giant goose breaking into your hometown.
*Puss in Boots: Andy Beanstalk knows about everything. Plus, I return the chick to the mother when stealing the chick for the golden eggs was wrong. We would never tend to steal any eggs from its belongings ever again due to the tragedy.
*Tawna: Didn't the town still call you an outlaw after all?
*Puss in Boots: Yes. They know who I am. I was labeled as a legend after all like what happen with Shrek when stopping the kiss at the ball to defeat the Fairy Godmother.
*Ali: You guys got a long history from here to become true well known heroes like Baba Yaga.
*Tawna: Baba Yaga? Isn't she an ogress who steals, cooks, and eats her victims, usually children.
*Ali: The terror! The horror! She even eat people for lunch like wolves, ogres, orcs, trolls and golems!
*Puss in Boots: I faced many ogres and trolls in the past. People think I'm a ogre killer when the days of ogre hunting was over.
*Kitty: You didn't expect to kill a ogre, do you?
*Puss in Boots: Not anymore.
*Perrito: Oh, we almost forgot that we didn't get to introduce to ourselves earlier.
*Ali: Right. Let's go introduce ourselves right away. *clear throat* Hi. My name is Ali Baba.
*Tawna: Ali Baba? From the story One Thousand and One Nights?
*Ali: Yes. You are correct. And what are you, a fox?
*Tawna: A bandicoot. I was created and mutated in a science lab a couple years ago by the hands of the evil Dr. Neo Cortex.
*Ali: Ouch. That was terrible. Were you safe over there?
*Tawna: I manage to break free when my boyfriend showed up to save me and knock out that yellow simpleton out of the way.
*Ali: Good thing you live a great life as living on a small oasis.
*Tawna: We lived on a series of islands close to the Bahamas, Hawaii and Madagascar, especiall all of Africa.
*Sultan: We're in Africa! On the north side. I am also the Sultan.
*Morgiana: The name's Morgiana. I was a clever slave girl and rescued by Ali Baba.
*Tawna: So you are a former slave girl, are you?
*Morgiana: Yes. The rest of us slaves were freed afterwards from the clutches of El Breato.
*Puss in Boots: Behold! I am Puss... in Boots! I was known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and then The Gingerhead Man.
*Perrito: Gingerbread Man?
*Puss in Boots: Gingerhead Man! Ginger Hit Man, or the Ginger Blocker. Who knows.
*Kitty: Kitty Softpaws.
*Perrito: And I'm Perrito! Also known as Perro. I’ve been called all kinds of things. Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid Dog. Hey You! You There! Get Out! Leave It! Drop It! Big Rat, Small Pig, Rat Face, Butt Nugget, *bleep* for Brains. You know, that sort of thing.
*Ali: Wow. I've never seen a dog with such names.
*Puss in Boots: We did gave you a name. What are you again? Jeff?
*Perrito: Perrito.
*Kitty: We never had a Jeff in here.
*Tawna: Or a person named Brad.
*Sultan: Or a Fred.
*Morgiana: You come a long way from here.
*Tawna: Yes. We've been working together since the first meeting.
*Ali: I warned you all. El Breato and his army is putting up a war against our town. You guys are the only heroes with nine lives that can stop the thieves and save the lands from falling.
*Perrito: A cat have nine lives and it's a fact.
*Puss in Boots: Sadly, I lost all of my nine lives during my adventures.
*Ali: What the? Why?
*Sultan: No way. You are a cat after all.
*Puss in Boots: Yes. People keep saying I should retire. I didn't listen and face my fears of laughing in the name of death. I beat death and survive my last life. I stopped running away after the whole Wishing Star fiasco by the fall of the Last Wish.
*Tawna: So no one gotten their last wish after the falling Wishing Star.
*Puss in Boots: We all learned our lessons 'til the very end and moved on without repeating the same mistakes over and over.
*Morgiana: Wow. So you are something.
*Ali: Nothing more than getting a birthday wish for a cake.
*Puss in Boots: Despite this, we're gonna help you take down El Breato and his army and save the lands.
*Ali: I knew we would be counting on you four.
*Tawna: We're fearless hunters after all.
*Kitty: Fearless Heroes.
*Perrito: And we are Team Friendship!
*Puss in Boots: Cut with the Team Friendship name! Jeez, no more of that. Think of something else.
*Tawna: Like the Nitro Squad? Nah, me and the trophy girls already put up that name when the Grand Prixs begin in 2006.
*Kitty: Fearless Hunters, is that better?
*Perrito: Fine. Fearless Hunters.
*Tawna: We'll go with Fearless Hunters.
*Perrito: Yes.
*Ali: Alright my friends. I hope you travel through North Africa and use a map on your journey to stop El Breato. *give a map to Tawna of the world Arabic setting*
*Tawna: Wow. Unbeleable. We got a lot to study.
*Puss in Boots: That's a long way from here for the whole trip.
*Kitty: Hope we can get it done by the next day.
*Perrito: It's not going to be that crazy as fighting pirates on a pirate ship.
*Morgiana: You are our only chance of saving the town from destruction.
*Ali: As a genie in the bottle would say, there are three chances of saving yourselves like granting three wishes.
*Tawna: We have three chances of saving ourselves, got it.
*Perrito: Let the real adventure begin.
*Ali: Good luck out there and watch out for stranger danger.
*Tawna: This is going to be more of a classic Crash Bandicoot adventure than a Puss in Boots adventure.
*Puss in Boots: Hey. I thought we would fall in a more of a classic Shrek adventure.
*Morgiana: I hope these guys are trusted enough to save the towns.
*Sultan: I always believe in them like all the guards that watch their backs and block the gates to prevent thieves coming in.
(Meanwhile at the Gibraltar Fortress, the thieves arrive as they walk into El Breato's lair by upsetting their master after a failed attack in Ali Baba's town)
*El Breato: Welcome back. How did the attack on Ali Baba's place goes.
*Theft #1: Master, we have failed our attack on the town. Plus, there were two cats, a dog and a fox on the way, beating our skills before bombing the whole town down.
*El Breato: You WHAT?! *slam down his staff* How dare you fail me to deliever some good news while teeming down the walls to kill Ali Baba. Shame on you all. *use his powers to freeze the thieves*
*Theft #2: Stop, stop! We're begging you!
*Theft #3: Give us another chance.
*El Breato: Fine. Have it your way. *stop freezing the thieves*
*Theft #1: Gosh. What was that about.
*El Breato: You will be given a second chance to take down the hunters. But do not fail me again. Understood?
*Theft #1: *gulp* Yes master. We won't fail you.
*El Breato: Teeming with failure would be a pain as having your wisdom tooth taken out. *point at the theft* You. Come here.
*Theft #2: Uh, yes El Breato. What do you want?
*El Breato: I heard a lot of things about you. Does the two cats that fought you back have something to do with this Pussycat kitten or whatever his name called.
*Theft #2: Puss. Puss in Boots.
*El Breato: Ah yes. Puss in Boots. The fearless outlaw cat that must be stopped. I can't believe he's working with the infamous Kitty Softpaws with some dog and fox on the team. You told me everything about your experience as one of Jack Horner's baker men.
*Theft #2: Yes. I was one of the baker's dozen for Big Jack Horner. I worked as a consultant while all the baker men work on the pastries and cakes while preparing some ingrediments for new pies. Boy, that Jack Horner was ruthless. For all these years of working with him, he was as angry as a big grandpa. Last time I worked with him, he got mad at me over the use of blueberry in the pies. *get a flashback of Big Jack Horner yelling at him at the factory*
*Big Jack: *yell at a baker in a flashback* These pies has too much blueberry! How dare you used too much when I told you to not use a lot! Less is good and use less before we make more!
*Theft #2: *feel about himself after his experience with Jack Horner* Afterwards, the cats came with some orhen girl and three bears to break into the factory. I heard the factory got laid off after the death of our boss and replaced with them, the dog and some talking green cockroach. I was one of the people fired as I packed my own bags and deliever all of Jack's magic into your lair.
*El Breato: Very sorry for your tragedy. We have a lot of magical items to prepare and test in wake of our incoming war on Ali Baba. *show a lot of magic possessions including the Flying Umbrella, "Drink Me" Potion, "Eat Me" Cookie, Magic Wand, Magic Pumpkin, Crossbow, Excalibur, Poseidon's Trident, Aladdin's Magic Carpet, the Shrunken Ship of the Lilliputians, Baby Unicorns' horns, Crystal Ball, the Midas Touch, Captain Hook's Hook, Wizard Staff, Poison Apples, Cinderella's Glass Slipper, Spinning Wheel, Sorcerer Hat, Dancing Broom, Bastet Statue, Enchanted Flower, Magic Potions, Bows and arrows, Bottles and Jars of Fairies, Three fencing swords, Medieval Torture Weapons and a Mjölnir*
*Ninja #1: *try to hold the Mjölnir* I can't seem to hold the hammer of Thor.
*El Breato: Oh come on. It was built with thunder and made by the gods. Use some magic!
*Ninja #2: *hold Loki's scepter* I hope Loki's scepter help to make this man strong. *use the scepter to control the ninja and make him hold the hammer*
*Ninja #1: I have the power! *the thunder strike him down*
*El Breato: Puny. You sir got something on your lap.
*Ninja #2: Tell me about it. I heard Badger's City and Sunker City are in the mist of having too much sand in their place.
*El Breato: You leave me no choice, but to act your ways of failing. *use the Midas Touch on the ninja* Have a touch by the hands of Midas.
*Ninja #2: *turn gold* What the? I didn't get asked to turn gold. Ahhhhhhh! *froze to gold*
*El Breato: Ugh. You froze Loki's scepter. Shame on you. I'm gonna have to call in some back up to stop those fearless hunters from getting into my war. *hold a magic glass to receive a call* Calling a furry animal from far away.
(At Badger's City, many people are walking in town as we see the lair of the Badger as many various mutated animals such as a lion, fish and Medusa are chilling as the Badger watch the snake go into their pots)
*Badger: Watch the pots! They need to be clean since the rodents were tearing into the bowl last night.
*Bull: Hello Badger. *salute*
*Badger: My bull. What do you want?
*Bull: There's a lot of gold being found by pirates and they're delivering them to the city.
*Badger: Ah. Yes. A smell of gold lead to great success and becoming rich! We got a job to catch up by collecting all the treasure from the pirates. *El Breato appear on the magic glass* Now what?
*El Breato: *voice* Hello fellow Badger. I need your help.
*Badger: Hello, El Breato. Did you save some leaves and sushi on the way to fighting Ali Baba?
*El Breato: *voice* No. Something has gone wrong with our army. We are outnumbered by the legendary Puss in Boots. He got Kitty Softpaws, a dog and a fox with them.
*Badger: Puss in Boots?! I hate that cat and he's gonna pay for what he did in Jeddah.
*El Breato: *voice* I need some assistance from here. Send one of your powerful members to go take down Puss in Boots and his family. I hope they won't make it to my lair by the way I begin conquering the whole world, full of dark magic. *laugh*
*Badger: I will do your job and not be traded by a fool like Jack Sprat. *crush some coffe beans*
*El Breato: *voice* Good luck out there to take down the nasty fools. I will be there for you. *disappear*
*Badger: Animals, we got work to do. El Breato is ordering us to go take down the legendary Puss in Boots. We will take down Puss in Boots and get our money back!
*Fish: Yes!
*Lion: *roar* For torture!
*Chicken: That feline kitten is going down!
*Bear: He will be mine.
*Badger: That little cowboy is going down by the hand of us. He will be no more when I get my claws on him. Ah! *scratch a jar*
(Back at Ali Baba's town. Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito are at the snack area, reading the map of the desert on where the places are located in)
*Tawna: That's a long desert with a series of places to go.
*Puss in Boots: We're in Ali Baba's place. Here is Badger's City and Gibraltar.
*Kitty: Who would want to surf in the Sea of Sand.
*Perrito: A Sea of Sand? No way. Imaging swimming in sand and playing in a pool of sand?
*Tawna: We're not going to do some work. We were ordered by Ali to go to these said places to take down one of El Breato's forces from teeming with the magic.
*Puss in Boots: We have a oasis from here, but not like the oasis where Shrek and Crash's gang are for vacation.
*Kitty: There's Sunken City and the Sphinx.
*Perrito: Wow. That is one big cat goddess on the map.
*Tawna: Neither a goddess or a god. Who knows.
*Puss in Boots: Oh well. This is what we're gonna do to find some treasure.
*Kitty: Claim the treasure and trade them with our certain items.
*Perrito: Are we going to sell all of our clothes for money?
*Tawna: No. We'll watch over the town to see how everybody is doing.
*Puss in Boots: We'll make sure no trouble is found in the area this time.
*Kitty: We're gonna have to split up to see how everything is going.
*Perrito: We'll see you guys soon.
*Tawna: *close the map* Kitty, you're coming with me. Puss, watch Perrito while you two investigate on the town.
*Puss in Boots: We'll do our best to look around the world.
*Kitty: Well what are we waiting for? Let's get going.
*Perrito: Last one there is a chicken sandwich.
*Tawna: Let's go.
*Puss in Boots: No more turning back.
*Kitty: This better not fail like the heist at Jack Horner's place.
*Perrito: I got a lot of sniffing to do.
(As the four split up and go in their own ways, Puss and Perrito walk through the palace with a bunch of cats and camels sleeping as they stumble through a camel sleeping while walking up the stairs)
*Puss in Boots: Whoa. Look how much sleep he can take in a day.
*Perrito: Have you ever ride on a camel before?
*Puss in Boots: What do you think today is? Hump day? You're trying to get on my nerves again.
*Perrito: I'm not getting on your nerves.
*Puss in Boots: If I were to hold a camel, I bet he would be as usable as a horse.
*Perrito: Try to pick it up and see what I mean.
*Puss in Boots: See what you mean? Hmph! In your dreams, doggy. *use a rope and try to hold a camel and grunt* Come on, try to wake up.
*Perrito: Puss, what are you doing?
*Puss in Boots: You asked me to hold the camel. Why would you do that?!
*Perrito: I could have asked you nicely to go pick it up as a horse.
*Puss in Boots: Does it look like a horse to you. *see the camel pat his head on him* Ah! Perrito!
*Perrito: Aw. You look cute as a baby bunny.
*Puss in Boots: I'm not a bunny!
*Perrito: Or maybe, you look like a meerkat that flap himself to the ground like a mongoose.
*Cat Owner: *bypass the cats sleeping* Excuse me, coming through, pardon me. Oh! Is that a cat being squeezed by a camel?
*Perrito: Hey look. It's the owner of all the cats.
*Puss in Boots: Excuse me?
*Cat Owner: *he and the cats use their puppy eyes* Aw. He's adorable. And it talks like a man. Take him to a room where he would meet all the cats there and make some friends there. Come on. *send his cats to grab Puss*
*Puss in Boots: Stop it! You know what it was like staying over at Mama Luna's Retirement Home for Cats! Perrito!
*Perrito: Sorry Puss! You know that I'm a therpy dog for kittens too. Remember that.
*Cat Owner: And I didn't know I have a dog in my palace.
(Puss is taken to a moving bed with the cats as the cats take him to a area where the cats are sleeping in circles and stars and take him to a nap room where all the cats go to sleep like him)
*Cat Owner: Here we are. Your new home!
*Puss in Boots: Oh livin' va vida loca.
*Perrito: Got any fish chips?
(Tawna and Kitty walk through the market street by passing by a alley and sneaking into the dump area as they found a hole on the back of a building)
*Tawna: Psst, let's go in.
*Kitty: Why would we go in to sneak into some building for?
*Tawna: Every building in said Arabian towns have shortcuts, even with holes.
*Kitty: You wouldn't want to trust a person that can watch their back, do you?
*Tawna: Trust me, I'm a solo one. And you are, a fearless hero.
*Kitty: That's Puss' line. Neither is a bounty hunter.
*Tawna: Just get in.
*Kitty: I don't trust booby traps getting into my way. *she and Tawna reach over a certain to walk into a building*
(Tawna and Kitty arrive in a place full of harem girls as the harem girls are shocked by the arrival of Tawna and Kitty, searching for answers of El Breato's forces)
*Tawna: Oh my. Hi. I didn't expect to see you all ladies there.
*Harem Girl #1: What are you doing?
*Kitty: They're belly dancers?
*Tawna: You didn't expect those harem girls to be belly dancers, do you? Of course, they're belly dancers. They're suppose to shake their hips like hula girls.
*Harem Girl #2: What kind of humanoid fox are you?
*Tawna: Everyone keep asking the same thing. I'm a bandicoot from the Wumpa Islands.
*Kitty: I'm from Spain.
*Harem Girl #3: Listen, furry. This is a private area and you animals shouldn't be there. So you better face it or we'll call the guards on you.
*Tawna: Whoa, hey. Take a chill pill, angel. You don't wanna see the guards show up and yell at our faces like principals in schools, do you?
*Harem Girl #4: Is that your cat?
*Harem Girl #5: What is this? A black cat that represent bad luck? *try to touch Kitty*
*Kitty: *meow* Don't touch me! I'm nobody's pet!
*Harem Girl #6: Are you a lap cat?
*Tawna: No. We're fearless hunters. Like Puss in Boots and Perrito.
*Harem Girl #1: You know Puss in Boots?
*Tawna: Yes. You know the orange stabby cat who was raised in San Ricardo and lived on his life as a hero. He was also famed in Far Far Away with all the fairy tale characters like Rapunzel and Cinderella.
*Harem Girl #2: You're not a outsider or a far-walker, are you?
*Tawna: Nope. Still famous as a celebrity.
*Kitty: We could have gotten arrested if we were going to fall into some sort of trouble here.
*Tawna: So what is this place. Some sort of backstage for your belly dancing performance?
*Harem Girl #1: I can give you a place to eat. Follow me. *take Tawna and Kitty to the bar*
(The harem girl take Tawna and Kitty to a bar with all the other fairy tale creatures with saloon girls having a relationship with a orc, few dwarves holding up cups for the customers to drink and fairies flying around to shoot magic dust on elves' ice cream to eat)
*Tawna: So this is a fairy tale bar. For all the fairy tale creatures that come here for a visit and go to a special bar like them.
*Kitty: Great. Here we are with the wise creatures.
*Harem Girl #1: This is our bar and where we perform in this special bar for fairy tale creatures like you. Have a seat and don't play some trouble around here. *go back to the backstage*
*Tawna: Hey, what about our money?
*Kitty: We don't know any of these ladies. They're just back-up dancer to perform in some dull show we don't care for. Blah.
*Tawna: We could have gotten a drink of milk if we were here for some fine diner with chicken paradsamin and swiss cheese on top.
*Waiter: Hey ladies. You can't be on the stage.
*Kitty: Uh, some pretty human lady brought us over to the stage and didn't expect to be in here.
*Waiter: Are you going to order something or what?
*Tawna: Alright. We'll go order something and act like a normal customer. *she and Kitty walk down the stairs and reach to the counter as they order something* Two milks please!
*Waitress: Here you go. *pour some milk on the cups and give them to Kitty and Tawna*
*Kitty: *sip some milk* That's more like it.
*Tawna: A cat's favorite drink to drink.
*Kitty: Cafe con leche my friend. It's a natural nutrition for every cat and Spainish person in Spain. Del Mar also got the coolest leche details on Cinco de Mayo.
*Tawna: *drink some milk* And the fact is, milk come from cows. Cheese too.
*Kitty: Cats aren't too crazy for dairy products other than milk.
*Tawna: Do dogs like milk?
*Kitty: Not really. Just water.
*Tawna: Water is suppose to make you fresha and rehydtae your skin.
*Kitty: Even your skin as well.
(The mutated animals arrive at Ali Baba's place as they break into the walls and break into various pots, vases and baskets by scaring all the people, lead by the badger to track down the fearless hunters)
*Badger: Alright folks. Where is Puss in Boots?
*Lion: I see the cat footprints on the floor.
*Fish: One of them headed to the fairy tale bar.
*Wolf: Now who is talking?
*Bat: It's pointing right there! *point at the fairy tale bar*
*Badger: Well, well, well. It's time to go face off that Puss in Boots laugh. Let's loot!
(Badger's group break into the fairy tale bar as Tawna and Kitty encounter a army of mutated animals lead by Badger by scaring off the fairy tale creatures)
*Tawna: Oh sheet.
*Kitty: Who break into the bar without knocking?
*Badger: Well, well. Who think it's a good idea to loot when it's not. Tell me where the Puss in Boots cat is. *sniff on the ground*
*Tawna: What is he doing?
*Kitty: I don't know. He's freaking me out here.
*Badger: *sniff at Tawna* You. You must be one of Puss' allies along with the black cat.
*Tawna: You back away you creep! *slap Badger*
*Badger: Ow! Young lady. You leave me no choice, but to fight like a ninja! Get that bandicoot!
*Tawna: Finally, someone know how to get my species right. *fight a lion and fish*
*Kitty: I'll take from here! *use a sword to fight a wolf and chicken*
*Waiter: Protect the drinks, protect the bars, everything!
*Waitress: The city is still under attack by a series of strange looking animals.
*Tawna: *beat up the badger* Is that all you got?
*Badger: No. But thanks for asking. *scratch Tawna*
*Tawna: Ugh! I would rather be scratch by a cat than you. *kick Badger to the backstage and encounter the harem girls by scaring them*
*Badger: Hello ladies. Got some jewelry on you?
*Tawna: *walk toward the badger* Pick on somebody your own size before you tap on a marshmallow, jerk. *fight Badger*
*Badger: You smell like if apples and mangoes have a baby and gave you a watermelon!
*Harem Girl #1: What is going on here?
*Harem Girl #2: They're delaying our stage performance!
*Tawna: You girls go! I'll deal with this predator right here.
*Badger: Badgers are not predators! Bears are! *fight Tawna*
*Harem Girl #3: Ladies, to the exit! *she and the harem girls run off the stage*
*Kitty: *knock down the snakes* Ali Baba know there's some real trouble here and Puss and Perrito need to show up and respond to the attacks!
(Back at the nap room, Puss is still surrounded by sleeping cats as Perrito try to wake him up by using a teddy bear on him as the cat owner hold the cats for a hug while the lizards sneak in the place to cause some havoc)
*Puss in Boots: I hate my life.
*Perrito: Aw. Cheer up. You'll have plenty of hours to sleep.
*Puss in Boots: I just got a long way to get home on time.
*Cat Owner: Who doesn't love a cat nap?
*Lizard: *he and his lizards break in the nap room and spit fireballs everywhere by scaring the cats* Ho ho ho! We got a fire party to prepare!
*Puss in Boots: *shocked* Holy frilgoes. Who woke us up?
*Lizard #1: Hello, cowboy cat. I think we got a challenge to deal.
*Perrito: Ah, lizards! They want to eat our souls.
*Cat Owner: Predators breaking into my place. Cats, retreat! *he and the cats run off*
*Puss in Boots: Cats, wait! Ugh! These thieves should be known of this by breaking their pets over to kill us. Alright, let's get into the head of the game. Shall we? *hold his sword* Fear me, if you dare!
*Lizard: Make me, wild west kitten. *fight Puss*
*Perrito: *fight the lizards* Boom boom pow. Come on. Let me at 'em. Judging by my size, didn't you?
*Puss in Boots: *fight and punch the lizard* Eat your heart out, lizard! *beat up the lizard*
*Lizard: Ooh ooh ow ow ow. Stop it!
*Puss in Boots: Feel the slash of my sword! *slash the lizard*
*Lizard: Ooh... *get thrown by Puss in the garbage can*
*Puss in Boots: Perrito, let's go find Tawna and Kitty!
*Perrito: Affremative! *he and Puss run as the lizards chase them out of the nap room*
(The Arabian city is being invaded by Badger's forces as Ali Baba and his people watch the city in terror as they figure out what to do)
*Ali: My beautiful city! It's being under attacked by animals!
*Morgiana: What are we gonna do?
*Sultan: We never had a day when the thieves are trying to break into our beloved city. We must stop this from happening!
*Ali: I know Puss in Boots is somewhere around the town and he can help stop the animals from raiding my city.
(Puss and Perrito run in the top of the buildings while being chased by lizards on the way)
*Puss in Boots: Brace for mercy to stay safe!
*Perrito: All we gotta do is jump! *jump through the strings and reach into the apartments by scaring some people in the rooms* Sorry. Just crashing through!
*Puss in Boots: *dodge a broom hit from a woman* Ah! Not this type of hit again!
*Perrito: Make way to the bar!
*Puss in Boots: The fairy tale bar?
*Perrito: That's it.
*Puss in Boots: Ah. We're running smooth.
*Perrito: Onward to the bar!
(Back at the fairy tale bar, Tawna and Kitty are fighting off some animals including the badger as Puss and Perrito show up to face some animals)
*Tawna: There's too many of them to carry.
*Kitty: How are we going to beat them all in one shot?
*Puss in Boots: *break into the bar* Your savior has arrived!
*Perrito: We're here!
*Kitty: Glad you two finally manage to show up and deal with all of this melee going on.
*Badger: Not these animals again. What the? It's Puss in Boots. I've been waiting to fight you.
*Puss in Boots: Who are you and how did you know my name?
*Badger: Well, I heard a lot of things about you and your actions at San Ricardo and Del Mar. Aren't you the cat that made the wish of getting your nine lives back?
*Puss in Boots: It was backfired! I faced off a deadly wolf that want to kill me and stopped running away for my lives. I accept who I am!
*Badger: What?! How dare you break my heart, knowing how weak of a hero you are now. Shame on you, Puss! This look like some punishment of beating around here! *fight Puss*
*Puss in Boots: You don't know who I am, coward. *slap the badger*
*Kitty: *fight the lizards* Too many lizards on the place!
*Tawna: *face off a lion, fish and bear from scaring off the salloon girls and trolls* You guys need to evacuate. You can't stay in here, being scared with all that madness going on.
*Perrito: How are we going to get them back in their places?
*Tawna: Hmm. *use a wizard wand to zap at the animals* Piece of cake.
*Puss in Boots: Not them. The worlds!
*Tawna: Right. *use a wizard wand to open up portals to Italy, London and France* Make sure you guys get home safety. Go! *evacuate all the fairy tale characters to the portals*
*Kitty: Are you sure some of them are misplaced by where they live?
*Tawna: Eh. I don't know them. They'll just take a plane by flying them over to the right places.
*Kitty: You should have stay out of trouble before you mislead them to the wrong places like what happen with the Wishing Star map by switching places whatever we touch.
*Tawna: I know nothing about the Wishing Star. *use magic to shoot at the animals*
*Puss in Boots: *beat up the badger* You, leave, me, alone! *throw the badger to the basket*
*Badger: *take a bra off the basket* You feline cat! *growls*
*Perrito: Boy, he look real mad.
*Puss in Boots: *hold his sword toward the badger* I faced worse threats than you. I faced Captain Hook, I faced Prince Charming, I faced the Komodo Brothers and I faced predators like you.
*Badger: You know, badgers aren't predators. Leopards are! *scratch Puss*
*Perrito: Puss!
*Kitty: No!
*Tawna: Come on!
*Puss in Boots: *bleed his face* No. Not again.
*Badger: *sniff* Yes. I just love the smell of fear in the morning!
*Puss in Boots: No. No. No.
*Death: *whistle and show up through the flames in spirit* Hello Puss in Boots! Are you ready for a proper rematch in wake of facing your own death?!
*Puss in Boots: No! *run through a illsion and grab the badger in reality*
*Death: If you say so, come back any time. *whistle and disappear*
*Puss in Boots: Predator!
*Badger: You are... choking me.
*Puss in Boots: Don't remind me of death.
*Perrito: I thought death was after us.
*Kitty: Death is the key of killing someone before passing, like a grim reaper.
*Tawna: I thought vampires are even more scarier than grim reapers.
*Puss in Boots: You. Stay away from me! *throw the badger off the building and scare the animals away*
*Badger: *crash on the dump* Ah. Friends, retreat! *he and his group retreat out of here*
*Fish: He he he. We'll be back! *run out of Ali Baba's town with Badger's group*
*Puss in Boots: *lay down and have a panic attack* Hoof, hoof, hoof.
*Perrito: Puss, what's wrong.
*Kitty: *block Perrito by the paw* Stop. He's having a moment.
*Tawna: Are you alright Puss? What's the matter?
*Puss in Boots: That badger is something.
*Tawna: He may look as scary as a wolf you faced in your nightmares.
*Puss in Boots: But worse than facing Death and bad people like Jack Horner. The world know why they're counting on us.
*Tawna: It's okay to be scared of anything. Fear is our worse fate and is a killer like fire.
*Puss in Boots: Death is a killer too like cancer. It take people souls and lives away like in terrible shootings.
*Tawna: *hug Puss* Don't give up yet. We have a mission to complete and save the town.
*Kitty: Guys, the town is calling on us.
*Perrito: The people want to know what's going on.
*Puss in Boots: Say what?
*Tawna: *confused* By who?
TO BE CONTINUED
Next: Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters (Chapter 2)
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