Loves the Ladies (Episode 7) - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis

"Loves the Ladies [Episode 7] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis" is a high quality lore video and the seventh episode of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis.
== Summary ==
The video begins with an introduction presented by the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, who explains that the episode took a long time to produce due to production issues. She then presents a recap of the events of the first six episodes of the Christmas Comeback Crisis, and also points to "[The SilvaGunner Timeline: A Summary of Events]" and for new viewers. After the recap, the episode properly begins.
Inside The Voice's tower, Angry Joe reports the failure of his operation against Santa Claus to The Voice Inside Your Head, including the fact that Santa Claus managed to escape with Smol Nozomi and Meta Knight. However, Joe redeems himself by giving The Voice a vial of Christmas Spirit that he managed to recover. The Voice is pleased with the precious vial, giving Joe a "present" before dismissing him. 
The Voice then calls in President Haltmann, who reports a resounding success in his efforts to take over the world and eliminate anime. As a "reward", The Voice calls Haltmann's daughter Susie to sing the president's theme. However, "Susie" is actually a poorly-disguised Haruka Amami, who sings an interpretation of "The Noble Haltmann" (contrasting with that of Susie's). Haltmann storms out, infuriated at The Voice trying to pass Haruka as Haltmann's daughter.
Meanwhile, Nozomi, Meta Knight and Santa Claus return to Grandiose City from the North Pole. Santa Claus reveals that The Voice is a hybrid between Figment and human, a being so powerful that he could only be defeated using a weapon enhanced by Christmas Spirit. Before the trio can attack The Voice, however, they must scout his barracks. Once near the barracks, the trio is ambushed by Angry Joe, who unveils his "present" from The Voice: Mecha-Dick.
Mecha-Dick is easily outclassed by the Smolitzer, but after sustaining the loss of an arm, the bot breaks apart to reveal an even smaller robot: Mecha-Dick MK-II. The MK-II bot outmaneuvers the Smolitzer with superior speed, pummeling it and its three occupants. Soon, it is clear that the Smolitzer is outclassed, and Joe demands that Santa surrender. Santa refuses, and pours a full vial of Christmas Spirit into the Smolitzer, empowering it well beyond even the MK-II's abilities. The Smolitzer tears Mecha-Dick in half, and Angry Joe barely escapes. The heroes catch their breath, lament the loss of a precious vial, and head back to the barracks.
== Track list ==
Time 	Track 	Source 	Usage / Note
0:00 - 1:16, 5:56 - 6:18 	"Magolor's Shoppe" 	 	The Joke-Explainer™ 7000's theme.
1:18 - 1:22 	"BafBaf! Burning Like that... Likable?" 	Gurren Lagann 	Recap opening sound effect.
1:23 - 1:48 	"First Contact" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	In "Prologue" and the recap.
1:51 - 2:13, 12:43 - 13:02 	"NYC Streets" 	 	Tense theme.
2:15 - 2:29 	"Pink Ball Activate!" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	In "No Place To Hide" and the recap.
2:30 - 2:50 	"DND (Do Not Destroy) - No More Heroes" 	Triple-Q 	The Rapper's Union theme.
2:52 - 3:13, 7:29 - 8:43 	"Loveless Command" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	President Haltmann's theme.
3:15 - 3:55 	"Colonial (Battle) - FTL: Faster Than Light" 	Xarlable 	In "Old Times" and the recap.
3:57 - 4:22 	"mm2wood" 	, Mingo Games Ltd. 	Wood Man's theme.
4:24 - 4:41, 20:43 - 21:28 	"Brothers in Arms" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	In the recap and after the Mecha Dick fight.
4:43 - 4:57 	"Wave of The Beanbot - The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Original Soundtrack"	beat_shobon 	
5:00-5:19 	"You Say Run - My Hero Academia: Battle for All" 	dante 	Plays during Episode 6 and in the recap.
5:22 - 5:34 	A hummed rendition of "Baka Mitai" 	 	During the end of Episode 6 and in the recap.
6:25 - 7:15 	"j - The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Original Soundtrack" 	MtH 	Plays in the Tower.
8:47 - 8:52 	"Long Elevator" 	 	When Susie is summoned to the Tower.
9:19 - 11:28 	"The Noble Haltmann: Final Recital - Kirby Planet Robobot" 	Can of Nothing 	Plays during Susie's rendition of "The Noble Haltmann".
11:34 - 12:36 	"Caught Me Singing" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	Alternate Haltmann's theme.
13:03 - 14:14, 14:22 - 16:06	"Theme of DCMC - MOTHER 3" 	livvy94 	Plays during Nozomi and Meta Knight's discussion with Santa.
16:09 - 16:36 	"Techy Stealth" 	Just Cause 2 	Plays just before the assault on The Voice's barracks.
16:41 - 17:16 	"Crossing the Rubicon" (in 8-Bit format) 	The Human Abstract 	Angry Joe's Angry Reviews theme song.
17:22 - 18:14 	"VS. The Wicked Company" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	During the first phase of the Mecha Dick fight.
18:26 - 19:28 	"Dedede's Tridimensional Cannon" 	Kirby Planet Robobot	Plays during the second phase of the Mecha Dick fight.
19:45 - 20:37 	"Molten Mine" 	 	During the final phase of the Mecha Dick fight.
== Transcript ==
===Intro===
=== Recap ===
=== In the Tower ===
===Outside Grandiose City===
=== The Barracks ===
== Trivia ==
*The line "worth the weight" is most likely an intentional misspelling of "worth the wait" in reference to" Valve Time", a tongue-in-cheek reference to the extremely long development time used by Valve Corporation.
*The episode's title and description reference The Nutshack; Myx TV (now known as Myx) was the host of the show for two seasons, and "loves the ladies" is a lyric from the opening theme.
**This episode was uploaded a day before the tenth anniversary of The Nutshack.
*The video description's catchphrase is associated with Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series. It is most likely a nod to the long gap between this and the previous episode.
*The final seconds of the rip have the text "48 61 70 70 79 20 62 69 72 74 / 68 64 61 79 20 43 68 61 7a 65 21", which translates from hexadecimal to "Happy birthday Chaze!".
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