Mystical Disapproval/Transcript

(The episode starts with Candle Man, who is shown putting groceries inside the Candle Car, then putting the shopping cart back to where they belong. Then, he goes home in the car.)
Candle Man: (Enters the house.) I’m back.
Mystic: (Not even looking at CM, just looking at her phone, looking at Tweeter.) Put the groceries next to the dishwasher, kind sir…
(Candle Man does so. Cuts to a view of the doorbell, where someone is shown pressing the ring button of the Candle Friends’ house, making it ring.)
Shaduck: (Lazily walking towards the door and opening it.) Yes? (Opens the door, and the visitors are Mr. Candle, Mrs. Candle, and Candle Girl.)
Mr. Candle, Mrs. Candle, and Candle Girl: Oh, hello!
Candle Girl: Oh, you must be that shadowy duck from two years ago!
Shaduck: Heheh… I am! Wait a sec… CANDLE MAN, YOU GOT VISITORS!
Candle Man: (Walks over there.) We often have visitors… (Notices his family and gasps in happiness, then hugs them all.) Yay! Daddy, Mommy, and Sis!
Mr. Candle: We came for a visit when you suggested we move to Wikia. We promised to come for a visit. Remember?
Candle Man: Sure, I do!
Mrs. Candle: And now we’re here, son!
(Scene cuts to Limefong walking over to Mystic.)
Limefong: Mystic, we have new visitors!
Mystic: (Looking at her phone.) So? They aren’t my family.
Limefong: So, said visitors are Candle Man’s parents and sister! (Whiteness on his paw spreads.) OWW!
Mystic: (Her eyes quickly blacking out as she gasps in shock. She flies upstairs very quickly before slamming the door to Candle Man’s room and locking it.) KNOCK ON THE DOOR WHEN THEY ARE OUT OF THE HOUSE!
Mrs. Candle: (Notices it.) What was that?
Candle Man: What was what exactly?
Limefong: Oh jeah, that was Mystic being scared of Candle Man’s parents.
Shaduck: What a scaredy-cat.
(Candle Man, having a bruh face and not even looking back, throws fish soup into Shaduck’s face. Cue theme song.)
Candle Girl: (Curious.) Why is bro’s girlfriend so scared of Mommy and Daddy?
(Candle Man gives Candle Girl a bruh face, which makes it quite obvious for Candle Girl.)
Candle Girl: Oh, no… not this again!
Mrs. Candle: Oh, it was Ms. Mystical? Oh… (Sarcastically. This implies that Candle Man got his sarcastic side from his mother’s side of the family.) Totally surprised.
Mr. Candle: Yeah! Botuczy constantly spends all of his time with Mystic! She’s partially the reason why we and Candle Man almost never interact, even after reuniting!
Shaduck: Actually me and Limefong are partial reasons too if you think about it…
Mrs. Candle: Oh yeah.
(Scene cuts to Candle Man’s room. Mystic is hiding under his bed, going through an anxiety attack, as she tries to maintain herself.)
Mystic: (Visibly panicking.) Oh my god, this is bad. Candle Man’s relatives are here, and I know for a fact that his parents don’t like me…
(Candle Man enters the room.)
Candle Man: Mystic… where are you?
(Mystic grabs Candle Man and puts him below the bed too.)
Candle Man: Eheh… Mystic, are you hiding from my parents because you are scared of them?
Mystic: Of course not! Now I don’t want you to face disappointment because of me.
Candle Man: Uh… thanks. But their disapproval shouldn’t make any difference to our relationship. After all, it’s our decision and not theirs!
Mystic: Yes, of course… I see your point.
Candle Man: It’s fine, just calm down from that anxiety attack.
(Turns out Candle Girl has been in the room the whole time, being visibly confused by the voices of Candle Man and Mystic, not knowing where the voices come from.)
Candle Girl: Where are those voices coming from…?
(Candle Man and Mystic gasp, with the latter panicking as her anxiety attack worsens, and the former coming out from under the bed.)
Candle Man: Don’t worry, sis! It’s just me and Mystic having a little convo in private! Don’t say a word to anyone about it, though!
(Mystic also comes out from under the bed.)
Mystic: Oh, thank goodness it’s just his sister. ‘Would have been a lot worse if his parents said it…
Candle Girl: (Confused.) Uhh, okay? 
(Candle Girl helps up Candle Man and Mystic.)
Mystic: Thanks. Also, sorry, but me and Candle Man need to go somewhere else private.
Candle Man: Yeah…
(It is revealed that Mr. and Mrs. Candle are eavesdropping from the door.)
Candle Girl: (Off-screen, muffled.) I’m not gonna do anything about you guys being together..
Mrs. Candle: (Whispering.) Holy flip… did she seriously mean that?!
(The scene is again inside the room.)
Candle Man: Even if you approve of her, sis, I doubt Mommy and Daddy do…
(Candle Man and Mystic begin to walk out of the room.)
Mystic: At least (opens the door) they didn’t eavesdrop… (sees Mr. and Mrs. Candle) ...on us. (She has a weird smile. She covers her face with a bag.)
Candle Man: Wait a sec… HAVE YOU TWO BEEN EAVESDROPPING ON MY AND MYSTIC’S PRIVATE CONVERSATION ALL THIS TIME?!
Mr. Candle: Son, we are doing this because we don’t really trust Mystic.
Candle Man: Oh come on, she is perfect for me!
Mystic: We love each other mutually!
Mr. Candle: I still disapprove of the goddess… I mean, she might be half angel, but she is also half demon! 
Mystic: (Starting to cripple up from her anxiety.) Yeah, it’s true, but I don’t really show my demon side unless needed.
(Candle Man rolls his eyes upon hearing it.)
Mrs. Candle: Candle Man, are you rolling your eyes over facts?
Candle Man: But… but… She loves me, and I love her! You can’t just separate us!
Mr. Candle: Well, we are the parents, and you are the child.
Candle Man: (Awful French-Italian accent.) Excuse moi, (normally) but I’m technically 18 years old, which makes me an adult from now on.
Mrs. Candle: Well, I don’t care! I command you to break up with her!
Candle Man: (Becomes furious.) THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! UNDERSTOOD?! NONE! OF! YOUR! BUSINESS!
Mr. Candle: If you just did what we told you to do, WE WOULD BE FINE!
Candle Man: Whatever. (Runs at the speed of light back into his room, and shuts the door so hard the house starts to shake.)
Mrs. Candle: I bet Little Miss Mystical is a bad influence on him.
Mystic: Like Candle Man said, YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY RIGHTS TO INVADE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, AND IT’S OUR DECISION, NOT YOURS! GET IT?!
Mr. Candle: Well, even his sister is against the relationship!
Candle Girl: I actually support the rela-
(Mrs. Candle covers her mouth.)
Mrs. Candle: Not now, sweetie.
(Candle Girl moves her head away from Mrs. Candle’s hand and she and Mystic go inside Candle Man’s room. Candle Man is seen venting to himself. Mystic peeks out from underneath the bag.)
Candle Man: They could have just kept their mouths shut and never complained about a relationship that is none of their businesses anyways, but nooo, they can’t even be bothered to think that a 18 year old should be allowed to have fun! And even if I wasn’t 18, they would STILL have no rights to complain!
Mystic: (To Candle Girl, while Candle Man is still venting in front of them.)  I think your brother is furious… (Lays down on CM’s bed, as her anxiety turns to a more snob side of her.) GALAXIA! And this is why I have trust problems when it comes to people! Thanks for being horrible people, Mom and Dad!
Candle Girl: (Walks over to Candle Man.) Bro, what are you doing?
Candle Man: Venting about Mommy and Daddy wanting to break me and Mystic up, isn’t it obvious? I mean, sis, if you had a boyfriend and Mommy and Daddy complained about it, wouldn’t you do the exact same and vent all day about it?
Candle Girl: If I’m completely honest I don’t blame you for venting about Mom and Dad trying to get you to break up with that girl...
Candle Man: There’s no flipping way I would do that anyways…
Mystic: Yeah! Why would we break up just because his parents can’t stand me?
Candle Man: I dunno, but we’ve got to settle this!
Mystic and Candle Girl: Yeah!
(They hear the sound of a motor. They look outside and watch as an orange starfighter is about to crash into the house. Everyone screams, but the crash doesn’t come, instead parking within inches of the house. Baghead climbs out and takes the bag off of Mystic’s head.)
Baghead: Copyright is a serious offense.
(He leaves the room, goes downstairs, grabs a grape soda, goes back upstairs, and goes back through the window. The starfight powers up and zooms away.)
Candle Man: SO IS THEFT!
Mystic: So much for hiding my shame...
(Time card says, “10 minutes later…” Scene cuts to Mr. and Mrs. Candle talking to Mystic in the backyard.)
Mr. Candle: You are a bad influence on our son!
Mystic: No, I am not!
Mrs. Candle: I order you to break up with him!
Mystic: You aren’t my parents, only his! And besides, I'm not breaking up with him and I never will! ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN TWO PARANOIDS TELL ME TO! Geez, you guys are one of the reasons I can go into crippling anxiety real easily, next to my own parents.
Mrs. Candle: I told you, you’re a bad influence on our son!
Candle Man: (Walks by.) Actually, she isn’t! YOU ARE!
Mr. Candle: But how are we?
Candle Man: Well, knowing that I am happy with Mystic but STILL ordering me to break up with her, (sarcastically) totally not a bad influence.
Mrs. Candle: But she is 1002 years old. And you’re only 18!
Candle Man: Pfft. So?
Mr. Candle: So, you’re not supposed to date someone considerably older than you, young man!
Candle Man: IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHO I DATE! ONLY MINE!
Mr. Candle: But don’t you notice the problems here?
Candle Man: Shut. Up. Right. NOW.
Mr. Candle: Don’t talk to your parents that way!
(Chadder peeks out from the nearby fence.)
Chadder: Oooh! Candle Man is gonna break up with Mystic! Mystic, I’M COMING!
(He climbs over the fence. He is about to kiss Mystic but she kicks him away)
Candle Man: I AM NOT, AND NEVER WILL, BREAK UP WITH MYSTIC!
Mr. Candle: Okay then. GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU’RE GROUNDED!
Candle Man: No, THIS IS MY HOUSE, SO YOU’RE THE ONES WHO ARE GROUNDED!
Mrs. Candle: BOTUCZY, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR THREE WEEKS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW! WE ARE YOUR PARENTS AND YOU’RE OUR CHILD. SO YOU CAN’T GROUND US!
Candle Man: So what? You’re oppressing me!
Mrs. Candle: I am not oppressing you! I’m just abusing my authority to force you to do stuff you don’t want to do!
Candle Man: (Becomes fiery.) THAT’S THE EXACT DEFINITION OF OPPRESSION!
Mr. Candle: We grounded you, right? You’re supposed to go to your room. RIGHT NOW.
Candle Man: YOU CAN’T FORCE ME. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH MY LIFE, AND YOU SHOULD DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!
Candle Girl: Actually, yes, he can! I mean, he is 18 already!
Mrs. Candle: I know he’s 18 but that girl is a bad influence!
Candle Man: (Sighs.) You asked for this, Mommy and Daddy… LAVAUS TRANSFORMUS! (Turns into Lava Man.)
Lava Man: TIME FOR SOME LAVA TIME! 
(Creates a pool of lava under the feet of Mr. and Mrs. Candle, making them shriek in pain, run out of the lava pool and make it go away with water. When they come back, Lava Man is already back to Candle Man.)
Candle Man: Well, this is what happens WHEN YOU TRY TO SEPARATE ME AND MYSTIC!
Mr. Candle: But she really IS a bad influence on you!
Candle Man: Don’t make me become Lava Man again!
Mrs. Candle: Well, you have no rights to have a relationship unless we allow it. NOW BREAK UP WITH HER!
Candle Man: You know what, I don’t think you two love me anymore. If you truly did, you would’ve allowed me to be happy with the girl I love, not ruin my chances! It’s not like you have any more say in that than a clam, anyway...
(Candle Man runs away to the forest at the speed of light.)
Candle Girl: Great job! You made him run away because you forced him to break up with a girl who is really cool anyways!
Mr. Candle: Why’s he running away? We only told him that his 1000 year old girlfriend is a bad influence on him and yet he’s acting like a child.
Mystic: I’m not a bad influence, so STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW OLD ME AND HIM ARE, OKAY?
(Shaduck and Limefong walk over to the backyard, looking at the quarrel.)
Limefong: What is going on here?
Shaduck: Where is Candle Man?
Mystic: Thanks to his oppressive parents, he is nowhere to be found. 
Candle Girl: We’ll never find him this way! Wait a sec, I have Candle Vision!
Shaduck: I thought only Candle Man has that ability?
Candle Girl: Well duh, every candle can control fire, run at the speed of light, yell out the full name of someone, and activate Candle Vision.
(Scene cuts to Candle Man hiding in the middle of Wikia Forest, as he goes back to venting.)
Candle Man: I think I’m safe here. I have a girlfriend and yet my parents act as if it is a horrendous thing. They can’t understand that I’m 18. Thanks to my speed of light ability, I ran to Wikia Forest in a second.
(Scene cuts to Limefong, Mystic, Shaduck and the Candle Family.)
Mr. Candle: We need to find our son!
Mrs. Candle: I’m worried about him!
Candle Girl: Well then, if you weren’t whining about how he got a girlfriend and thinking she was ‘bad influence’ then this wouldn’t have happened.
Limefong: You should be ashamed!
(Scene cuts back to the middle of the forest. Now, Candle Man is lifelessly laying on the forest floor, facedown.)
Candle Man: (Muffled.) Please tell me they AREN’T looking for me… This forest is now my home. Where I can be alone, not getting myself into weird arguments or fights... 
(Suddenly, a hypno laser almost shoots Candle Man.)
Candle Man: Not the Spammers again… Really hate and can’t tolerate them...
Whickey: Oh, why hello there, Candle Man. The forest is your only reliable source of peace, huh?
Candle Man: Actually it is, but GET AWAY FROM HERE, YA BICYCLEFLIP!
Luis: You must shoot him, Whickey. You still must too!
(Whickey is about to hypnotize Candle Man but the latter dodges.)
Candle Man: Stop!
Whickey: No, I'm never gonna stop!
(Whickey extents on attempts but fails.)
Candle Man: STOP!
(Maps grabs Candle Man by the neck.)
Maps: I’LL CHOKE YOU!
(Maps is about to choke Candle Man.)
Candle Man: No you won’t! LAVAUS TRANSFORMUS! (It echoes.)
Dyaboy: MWHAHAHAHAHA YOU DIDN’T CHANGE ANY-
Candle Man: (Magically transforms into a lava creature.) I’M NOW LAVA MAN. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, THOU EVIL!
Kitchen: (Sarcastically.) Oh nooo… Too scary…
Lava Man: (Snaps his fingers, causing a lava pool to appear gush under the Spammers.)
Spammers: AHHHHHHH! (The Spammers run away, still struggling to get rid of the lava that is melting their legs)
Lava Man: Eheh… don’t even think about it.
(Lava Man goes back into Candle Man again as he faceplants into the leaves again, as Aqua comes up behind him to comfort him.)
Candle Man: What do you want, Aqua? Wait, how did you find me here?
Aqua: I just did, and I saw everything that you're going through. You're lucky you have Mystic..
Candle Man: Oh, Aqua, that’s nice of you. But I’d rather be left alone.
Aqua: Heh… I know that feeling. Darwin ABSOLUTELY knows that feeling. So you aren’t alone on this, you have me, Gwen, Gumball, Tora, Shaduck, Limefong, Luna and most importantly, your Mystical. 
Candle Man: Of course I’m lucky to have Mystic! And that’s exactly what my parents are trying to take away from me! Thanks, Aqua, you’re really making my confidence go up. I feel gre-
Mr. Candle: BOTUCZY FIERY CANDLE, COME TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER RIGHT NOW!
Candle Man: Ah, geez..how did they know we were here?
Aqua: Yeah, I’m going to... (Hides in Candle Man’s shadow.) Good luck on trying to keep your and Mystic’s relationship together.
Candle Man: Thanks, Aqua.
Aqua: (Sticking his hand out of the shadow and sticks out the peace sign) Your welcome.
(Turns out Candle Girl has been using Candle Vision the whole time, as have Mr. and Mrs. Candle.)
Candle Girl: (From her eyesight of Candle Vision, she points at Candle Man.) Oh, there he is!
Mystic: (Appears as a ghost, next to Candle Man as she had been killed by his parents for Candle Man’s safety.) C’mon, CM. You aren’t this weak!
Candle Man: Eh. I actually intended to be left alone here- wait, Mystic? I know I heard you...where are you?
Mrs. Candle: You mean, Little Miss Mystically Perfect, like in your eyes?
Candle Man: Mystic, I know I just heard you. Where is she? I need some time with her. Just me and her. WHERE IS SHE?
Mr. Candle: We talked with your girlfriend. However, she decided to attack us, so we did the only logical thing.
Mrs. Candle: We had to kill her.
Candle Man: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!? SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! MYSTIC!!!
(Scene cuts to black, before fading to Candle Man, who has sunk into a deep depression, trying to deal with the loss of Mystic, but he is not dealing with it well. Shaduck and Limefong come in to try and help out Candle Man.)
Shaduck: Hey, Candle Man. We got you some eggplants!
Candle Man: Thanks, you guys, but I don’t think those will help. I lost Mystic because of my stupid parents I will never forgive them for this. 
(Darwin walks into the room.)
Darwin: If Mystic got revived, she wouldn’t remember anything about us, including your relationship.
Candle Man: You’re joking, right?
Darwin: Look, there’s no point in bringing her back. So why don’t you suck it up, you crybaby?
(Candle Man takes Darwin by his head and starts shaking him.)
Candle Man: SHUT THE FLIP UP, DARWIN! THIS DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER!
Darwin: Well, if you want Mystic back, you need her stardust, which I’m sure has been stolen now. And if I’m correct, Candle Man’s parents took it so that her revival wasn’t able to be possible!
Candle Man: (Puts Darwin down.) Her stardust…. is stolen? (Breathes heavily in anger.) 
(Candle Man runs at the speed of light back to his parents’ house, where he finds an old childhood drawing he had done of his family and crosses out Mr. and Mrs. Candle’s faces with a permanent red marker.) 
Mrs. Candle: Oh, so you’re back. You finally want to live with your mommy and daddy again.
Candle Man: LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU LOUSY LITTLE PESTS!
Mr. Candle: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO US LIKE THAT?!
Candle Man: YOU KILLED MYSTIC! YOU. KILLED. MYSTIC! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT SHE WAS TO ME?!
Mr. Candle: But she has a demon side! We were only trying to protect you from that sickening girlfriend of yo-
Candle Man: I DON’T GIVE THREE FLIPS IF SHE HAS A DEMONIC SIDE! I ALREADY SAW THAT SIDE OF HERS, AND HAVE I DIED? NO, I HAVE NOT! BESIDES, SHE LOVES ME, I LOVE HER, AND IF YOU WON’T KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT… (Pulls out a family photo from his wallet.) 
Mrs. Candle: Please, calm down, AND DON’T ACT CRAZY OVER MYSTIC’S DEATH!
Candle Man: Of course I will act insanely crazy if you kill Mystical. In fact… 
(Candle Man rips apart the family photo to the part where only Candle Man and Candle Girl appear, shocking Mr. and Mrs. Candle.)
Mr. and Mrs. Candle: What?!
Candle Man: And as far I know, I don’t have any parents...so THERE.
Mr. Candle: But… but…
Candle Man: (Mockily.) “buuuuut… buuuuuuut…” I AM GOING TO GO BACK TO WIKIA AND MAKE YOU STAY HERE BY TELLING THE KING AND QUEEN TO NEVER LET YOU ENTER WIKIA AGAIN! I’m sick of this utterly ridiculous place anyway! Now, where’s the stardust?! AND WHERE DID YOU SAY TO MYSTIC?!
(Mr. and Mrs. Candle stay silent.)
Candle Man: WELL, IF THAT’S THE WAY IT IS, THEN I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. TIME FOR ME TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU FOR GOOD! I’M GOING AWAY TO A PLACE WHERE I’LL NEVER BUMP INTO YOU AGAIN, AND DO NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT IT!
(Scene cuts to Candle Man, walking back to the house in anger, smoke coming out of his flame. The Mystix Wand falls directly on Candle Man’s head, but it’s looking different from how it did before. Candle Man picks it up.)
Candle Man: Huh? It’s that wand Mystic uses. Maybe it can help locate Mystic’s stardust!
(Candle Man waves the Mystix Wand.) 
Candle Man: Mystix Wand. I order you to tell me where Mystic’s stardust was hidden by TWO HEARTLESS PSYCHOS!
(The Mystix Wand does nothing. Instead, it starts to break in Candle Man’s hand, before it gets destroyed and it falls on the sidewalk.)
Candle Man: AAH! Oh no, Mystic’s going to be sooo mad at me, no worries, I can fix it!
(Candle Man attempts to fix the Mystix Wand, but it keeps breaking on him, and after a few attempts, Candle Man starts to get annoyed with the Mystix Wand not working.)
Candle Man: AAAAAARGH! Wait, there is another…
(Shaduck walks by.)
Shaduck: Another what?
Candle Man: Another wand!
(Limefong also walks by.)
Limefong: Oh jeah! Which wand is it, though?
Candle Man: That certain other one…
(Scene zooms in on the Mystix Wand, then it fades to a close up of Wanda, with it having a purple ribbon wrapped around the handle which it didn’t have when it was stolen. Candle Man is shown running into the Royal Palace, breaking the door open.)
Candle Man: YES! Wanda! (Runs to its case at the speed of light.)
King of Wikia: Ello ello ello! What do you want with Wanda?
Candle Man: This is an emergency! I need Wanda to revive Mystic!
King of Wikia: Again?
Queen of Wikia: Didn’t she have a wand of her own?
Candle Man: It decided to break on me, and I’m not sure what it’s for, exactly.
King of Wikia: No worries, Candle Man. We can just fix it instantly…
(The King takes out Wanda from the case and waves it around the Mystix Wand, successfully fixing it.)
Candle Man: YES!
(It breaks yet again, and it falls to the floor. White light starts to leak out of the Mystix Wand’s cracks. The energy takes form and glaring on the three.)
King: Geez, what is with this light?
(The light clears, revealing Mystix Gardenia Star, Mystic’s oldest sister. She struggles to stand up right. She is blind in both eyes, which explains the diamond-star shape in them. She yawns.)
Mystix: Wow, where am I? Am I still in that wand my sis contained me in?
Candle Man: Woah, who are you?
Mystix: Who are YOU? I am Mystix Gardenia Star, the first daughter of Queen Galaxia and King Universe.
Candle Man: Wait, I remember you! Mystic told me about you before. I am her boyfriend, by the way. 
Mystix: I saw you kill my sis. How dare you! YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!
Candle Man: You’ve got the wrong idea! My parents did it! Or, should I say, my FORMER parents did!
Mystix: Wait a minute, I… I can see where the stardust is!
Candle Man: (Excited.) WHERE? WHERE?
Mystix: It’s at the top of the highest mountain in this strange town! 
(Coincidentally, Darwin and Icabella are climbing said mountain, with Mystic’s stardust, in a glass case, on the very top of the mountain. However, it's close to toppling off, which gives Candle Man an idea. He runs at the speed of light to the mountain’s base.)
Candle Man: DARWIN! ICABELLA! WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN, GRAB THAT CASE! IT’S MYSTIC’S STARDUST!
Darwin: Why should we, when Mystic’s going to forget you and all of us anyways? EVERYTHING IS WORTHLESS NOW!
(As Darwin says this, Icabella manages to get higher up than Darwin. He tries to catch up to Icabella.)
Icabella: I’M COMING, MYSTIC! 
(She looks up. Darwin has actually managed to reach the summit, with him holding onto Mystic’s stardust. He holds it over the edge of the summit as Icabella gets herself on the top.)
Candle Man: Even if she will forget about everything, WE NEED TO REVIVE HER! DON’T DROP THAT JAR. DARWIN!
Darwin: Oh okay then. Hehe, not! (Drops it.) and now Mystic’s stardust is nothing but a sparkly puddle!
Candle Man: (Grabs the jar of stardust right before it falls down.) Or so you think! Come on, Mystix, let’s revive Mystic once and for all!
Mystix: Great! But where are you?
Candle Man: I’m right in front of you.
Mystix: I’m actually blind in both eyes…
Candle Man: Oh, that explains it. Come on, let’s go. (Carries Mystix, and the stardust, and runs at the speed of light away. The scene cuts back to home.)
Candle Man: If only I knew where exactly Mystic is.
Darwin: She’s in that case, you idiot! 
Candle Man: No, I mean… NOT HER STARDUST! MYSTIC HERSELF!
Darwin: Remember? The stardust is the source of her life.
Candle Man: Whatever. How are we gonna revive her?
Gwen: With Mystix’s power combined with the power of the Moon Starlight Rod!
Candle Man: Oh yeah! Just like before!
Mystix: Uh, who said that?
Candle Man: Gwen did. She is one of the Mystic Stars!
Mystix: You mean like Gwen, and Gumball, Darwin and even the Alexanders? I know them. Mystic used to play with them when she was young during her prison time.
Candle Man: Yes!
Mystix: I may not be able to see you guys, but the adventures you and Mystic have had are stuck in my memory.
Gwen: (Holding the Moon Starlight Rod close to Mystic’s stardust.) Time to bring our Mystic back from the dead!
(Gwen, Mystix and Candle Man all take a deep breath, before starting to chant “Mystic, come back”. Soon, a beam of light occurs, blocking Candle Man and Gwen’s sight. When they can see again, they see Mystic. They have successfully revived her.)
Candle Man: Mystic! (Hugs Mystic.) Oh, I thought you were lost forever! Thank God you’re back.
Mystic: Who are you? GET OFF ME! (Releases herself from Candle Man’s grip) What a weirdo! That’s someone I’m never dating.
Candle Man: But Mystic, it’s me, Candle Man!
(Mystic sucker punches Candle Man and flies away.)
Candle Man: (Shocked) Darwin… Darwin was right! She did forget her memory! So she’s back to the rude self she once was when we first met!
Shaduck: And still is.
(Candle Man throws fish soup onto Shaduck’s face, and then runs out the house at the speed of light to find Mystic, Mystix following him on a cloud. Mystic is found sitting on the exact bench that she and Candle Man sat on during their first date. Candle Man sits down next to her, and then she turns around.)
Mystic: Oh, it’s you again.
Candle Man: You lost your memory. And I’m here to help you regain it! You have to believe me! I know that nicer Mystic is in there somewhere.
Mystic: What memory?! I’m just a lost soul!
Candle Man: You are more than just a lost soul to me. Your something else…(leans in closer to Mystic.)
Mystic: What? Some sort of an even more lost soul?
Candle Man: No! You are... the best person I ever met!
Mystic: I’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU BEFORE!
Candle Man: Well, I have an idea…
Mystic: What? 
Candle Man: It’s this! 
(He kisses Mystic on the cheek. Mystic is in a state of shock.)
Mystic: Ew! Get your slimy lips off me!
Candle Man: WHAT?! (To himself) If kissing her wasn’t enough to make her regain her memories, then... I have a better idea. (Runs away at the speed of light.)
Mystic: Finally, he’s gone!
(Scene cuts to Candle Man entering his parents’ house in Candleville.)
Mr. Candle: Oh, look! The son with an obsessive crush on a half demon is back!
Candle Man: Daddy, Mommy, come with me!
Mrs. Candle: Why would I come with you after you shut us out?
Candle Man: Just come with me! (Runs out to find Luna.)
Luna: WAIT! Candle Man, what about me?
Candle Man: Hmm, you have a point there, Luna. Anyways… (Grabs his parents and Luna, and runs away at the speed of light to Wikia Café.)
Mystic: Now, am I supposed to stay here or wh- (Suddenly, Candle Man, his parents and Luna bust in.)
Candle Man: I’m here! Mystic, I’m here!
Mystic: What? Mystic? That’s my name?
Candle Man: Yeah. but if you don’t remember me… do you remember (Gives Luna to Mystic.) her?
Mystic: Ohh… I…
Candle Man: Yes?
Mystic: I…
Candle Man: Yes?
Mystic: Uhh…
Candle Man: YEEEEEEEEES?
Mystic: I don’t remember anything about this weird caterp-
Candle Man: (Smugly.) Ant. Also, you have a problem with drinking booze due to your past, right? (Pulls out a bottle of booze.)
Mystic: What, do you think I am? A drunken idiot?
Mr. Candle: Wait a sec… WHO REVIVED HER?
(Candle Man points at himself and Mystix, who accidentally smacks Candle Man in a attempt to wave at Mr. and Mrs. Candle.)
Mrs. Candle: What?! You revived her without permi-
Candle Man: PSSSSSSSSSTH! INSTEAD OF BLAMING ME FOR STUFF YOU DID, CAN’T YOU JUST SEE WHAT YOU DID TO HER? YOU NOT ONLY KILLED HER, BUT ALSO MADE IT SO IF SHE DOES GET REVIVED SHE GETS AMNESIA!
Mystic: Revived? When? I don’t remember that! 
(Mr. and Mrs. Candle flashback to them in the backyard with Mystic.)
Mr. Candle: Listen! BREAK UP WITH OUR SON, NOW!
Mystic: But, I can’t! I just love him too much, and he loves me! So, we are allowed to be a couple!
Mrs. Candle: (Mockingly.) “I love you, he loves me, we love each other!” I SAID, BREAK UP WITH OUR SON!
Mystic: (Shows her demonic side.) HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE US ALONE, AND LET US BE A FLIPPING COUPLE IF WE WANT TO?! WITH THAT LOGIC, YOU TWO SHOULD DIVORCE EACH OTHER JUST BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Mrs. Candle: Okay, you asked for it. Have fun in hell, demon!
(Mrs. Candle pulls out a knife. She and Mr. Candle kill Mystic off-creen. The screen shows the exterior of the Candle House. She explodes into stardust which the camera then pans on. The flashback ends.)
Mr. Candle: Oh my gosh, you’re right, son. We’ve been so horrible to your girlfriend!
Mrs. Candle: We’re just… very protective of you! We didn’t want you getting hurt by her!
Candle Man: You guys can’t just force me though. She’s fine with or without her demon side!
(Shaduck teleports himself and Limefong there.)
Limefong: Shaduck, having any ideas on how to fix Mystic’s memories?
Shaduck: I could always blast her!
Luna: No! Let’s not resort to violence!
Limefong: (Gasps.) WAIT! I have an idea!
Candle Man: An idea? Please, tell us!
Limefong: What if Candle Man kisses her?
Candle Man: I already did that. It didn’t work!
Limefong: On the lips!
Candle Man: Good point, though.
Mystic: What? No! Don’t kiss me on the lips!
Candle Man: (Grabs Mystic) Come on! Just let me do this and it will make things easier for both of us.
Mystic: No! Let me go!
(Candle Man grabs Mystic by the cheeks.)
Candle Man: Let’s start a new life…together!
(Candle Man kisses Mystic on the lips. Mystic, with a shocked face, regains her memories fully. She softly pushes herself away from Candle Man after it.)
Mystic: Wow, what am I doing here?
Candle Man: You got killed, (Mr. and Mrs. Candle are shown with embarrassed looks on their faces showing they regret it) and you lost your memories when you were revived, but now they are back!
Mystic: Well, that explains the knife then! (Notices the booze Candle Man has.) Oooh, cold booze!
Shaduck: All’s well that ends well.
Mystic: Yeah, I guess. (Starts drinking the booze, after drinking it whole, she releases a large belch, smiling smugly.)
Limefong: Let’s just go home.
(They walk out of Wikia Café. Meanwhile in the foreground Mystix is seen on the cloud that she had made. Mystic sees the cloud.)
Mystic: You guys go ahead. I’ll catch up.
(Over to Mystix.)
Mystix: Another happy ending… and another (yawn) nap...
(Mystix falls asleep, but Mystic wakes her up.)
Mystic: Sis?
Mystix: Mystic?
(The sisters hug.)
Mystic: How did you get out of the Mystix Wand?
Mystix: It was destroyed by your boyfriend.
Mystic: It was? Dang. Well, I knew it was going to be destroyed sooner or later.
Mystix: I could give you another chance to use it without me being stuck in it.
Mystic: You can? Would it work?
Mystix: Of course, sis.
(Mystix conjures up a working Mystix Wand, but it has several cracks in it.)
Mystic: It looks like it’ll break if it does anything again!
Mystix: Then use it for something worth more than power.
Mystic: What’s that?
Mystix: Friendship.
(Mystic holds the wand.)
Mystic: Goodbye, sister. Hope you get your eyesight back soon.
(Mystic leaves. Mystix curls up on her cloud and falls asleep as the episode ends.)
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