Benny vs. AntiMatter

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Amset-Ra: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! This is the first battle of the first season here, and I am so excited! Two of 2014's fighters are…
Dr. Inferno: Um, Amset-Ra?
Amset-Ra: What is it?
Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter is a 2015 minifigure.
Amset-Ra: …Oh.
Dr. Inferno: In the red corner is everyone's favorite 1980-something spaceman, Benny!
Amset-Ra: Hey Ogel, I have a feeling I know what he's about to say.
Ogel: Me too.
Benny: Spaceship spaceship SPACESHIP!!!
Amset-Ra and Ogel: I KNEW IT!
Dr. Inferno: So you read Professor Hale's latest mystery story?
Amset-Ra: Nah.
Benny: I read it, and I can't believe that-
Axel Storm: DON'T SAY IT!
Benny: -did it.
Axel Storm: Phew!
Amset-Ra: Get on with it, Ferno!
Dr. Inferno: I WAS NOT CREATED IN A HERO FACTORY! In the blue corner-
Faint!
AntiMatter: DID YOU KNOW THAT I CREATED THE PORTAL OF ATLANTIS?
Axel Storm: Um… You did?
AntiMatter: YES. BUT IT BACKFIRED AND IT LED TO A BEAUTIFUL CITY INSTEAD OF MY LAIR. PREPARE YOURSELF, ASTRO BOY!
Benny: Yeah! I watched that movie and it was-
Amset-Ra: On with it, Surge!
Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Axel?
Axel Storm: AntiMatter for sure!
AntiMatter: AN EXCELLENT CHOICE, DIVER. NOW JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THIS PATHETIC LOSER.
Axel Storm: No way! I'm not interfering.
AntiMatter: THEN BECOME ONE WITH THE PORTAL.
WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!
Axel Storm: WHHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Poof!
Amset-Ra: Now, Evo!
Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Ogel?
Ogel: Fight.
RING RING RING!
Helena Skvalling: Hello?
Amset-Ra: What was the deal with the bell, Rocka?
Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Dunno.
Benny: Watch this! I can build a spaceship!
Audience: WE KNOW!
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK…
Dr. Inferno: And Benny starts by building a spaceship.
Amset-Ra: That was obvious, Breez.
Dr. Inferno: …Ugh.
Amset-Ra: Hey Ogel, what kind of spaceship is that?
Ogel: That's the Space Police flagship, the Galactic Enforcer.
Amset-Ra: Oh. On with it, Bulk!
Dr. Inferno: Benny has called Emmet, Wyldstyle, and Unikitty to join him!
Amset-Ra: No outsiders allowed! And keep announcing, Nex.
Emmet, Wyldstyle, and Unikitty: Awww…
Dr. Inferno: …
AntiMatter: YOUR PUNY SPACESHIP IS ONLY A MERE TOY.
ZAP! SMMAAASSHHH!
Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter has zapped the Galactic Enforcer into pieces!
Amset-Ra: We know, Stringer
Dr. Inferno: …
Benny: NOOO! SPACESHIP SPACESHIP SPACESHIIIIIP!!
AntiMatter: THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.
WHOOOOOOSH!
AntiMatter: WHERE DID THAT KID GO?!
Benny: Behind you!
Shove!
AntiMatter: WHOOOOAAAAaaaaa…
Dr. Inferno: In a surprising turn of events, Benny ran behind him and shoved him into his own portal.
Ogel: And the winn—
Amset-Ra: Wait!
AntiMatter: I HAVE YOU NOW.
WHOMP! Toss!
Benny: WHOOOOAAAAASPACESHIPOOOOAAAAAaaaaaa…
Poof!
Ogel: And the winner is… AntiMatter!
Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter somehow went through his portal instead of into it, landed on Benny, and chucked him into the portal.
AntiMatter: MY VICTORY WAS INSURED.
Dr. Inferno: Who insured it?
AntiMatter: GEICO. NOT REALLY, IT WAS ME.
Amset-Ra: Don't ask foolish questions, Stormer!
Dr. Inferno: You saved that name for last?
Amset-Ra: (whispering) Ogel, I've run out of Hero Factory names.
Ogel: (whispering) Try BIONICLE names.
Amset-Ra: Yes, I did save that name for last, Toa Hordika!
Faint!
Amset-Ra: I think he's had enough names for one day. Hey Axel, you almost didn't guess right!
THWACK!
Manta Warrior: I am not Axel, I am Sting Rayzor!
Ogel: Um… End transmission…
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Category:Season 1
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