Happy Holidays (Vore)

"Happy Holidays (Vore)" is a short in the Bigfoot Cinematic Universe written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway as a Christmas special. Despite being made for a holiday that originates in Christianity, there is nothing holy about this short. 
==Synopsis==
Mr. Renaud gains an affinity for .
==Transcript==
[The short starts with Jew Wario smoking a pipe next to Mr. Renaud in his bloons headquarters.]
Jew Wario: M’Lord, don’t ya think we should be more inclusive in our holiday celebrations? that, Christmas this, it’s all malarkey. Surely we should have a event of some sort, for those with Jewish heritage?
Mr. Renaud: With all due respect, Jew Wario, you are the only Jewish person I even know here.
Jew Wario: And when ‘ave you ever been close to ya constituents?
Mr. Renaud: This is true, Jew.
[Mr. Renaud’s stomach rumbles and he twitches a little.]
Mr. Renaud: I’m feeling a bit strange. Are you feeling what I’m feeling, Jew Wario?
Jew Wario: [shaking his head] No, sir.
Mr. Renaud: I have this strange urge to…
[Mr. Renaud widens his gaping mouth and devours Jew Wario whole, taking a gulp and licking his lips afterwards.]
Mr. Renaud: That was quite delicious.
[Cut to a pan of bloons in the Wintertime, with snow-topped roofs and children ice-skating on the frozen lake right next to a homely wooden shed. Mr. Renaud comes skating in, dressed in a red-and-green suit obnoxiously fitting for the holidays, as a brass band plays.]
Mr. Renaud: [singing] 
[Mr. Renaud devours the children, with their screams punctuating the song.]
Mr. Renaud: With the kids in my mouth, and the snow on the ground, I can’t eat up much more!
[Zoom out to a massive Mr. Renaud eating a skyscraper.]
Massive Mr. Renaud: [singing] It’s the most wonderful time to be voooored! [speaking and rubbing his stomach] Augh, I’m so full…
[Cut to waking up in a cold sweat, in a massive bed full of 19 nude women.]
Andrew Tate: [in between breaths] Oh, thank God, it was just a dream. Isn’t that right, Mr. Renaud?
[He looks to the window as Mr. Renaud, in a sleigh and dressed like Santa Claus, gives him a thumbs-up.]
Santa Renaud: Ho-ho-ho! That’s right, Mr. Tate!
[Santa Renaud opens his vast mouth so wide to fit the whole screen, and ends up swallowing everything in the scene, leaving us with a completely blank canvas. Red text fades in that reads: “Happy Holidays from bloons!”. We then cut to the Bumblebee Man from , waking up in a cold sweat, in his small bed, alone.]
Bumblebee Man: Ay, dios mio! 
[The short ends.]
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