Sario

Sario is a form of Mario who is known for smoking weed everyday, noscoping, and being swag. He is a relative (not a brother!) of Ruigi. He is good at video shames, especially Call of Ducky, Team Fortress 2 and Counter-Strike. In terms of appearing in his own shames, he has only appeared in Smash Bros.
== History ==
One time, Sario was just chilling when he heard that Wowser stole a peach from the local fruit market. Being the hero, Sario told Ruigi to wake the fuck flip up and retrieve the fruit. They soon showed up at the castle and kicked Wowser’s ass butt! YEEEE-HEEEE!
The next day, Sario and Ruigi heard that Ganon was going to make Link DIE if he doesn’t choose to be the greatest in Koridai, so they went and kicked his ass butt through the power of their TAS-esque skills and speed! YEEEE-HEEEE!
The next next day, Dr. Robotnik confused Sario for Sonic, so he tried to destroy him, but Sario gave him a PRRRRRRROMOTION! This caused Dr. Robotnik to leave and later kill Sonic! YEEEE-HAWWW!
It wasn’t long before before Sario become famous everywhere, including the Mushroom Kingdom. He could do everything Mario could, except WAY COOLER!!1! Nowadays, he appears in Smash Bros. from time to time because Nintendo kind of forgot about this guy, like how SEGA forgot about Michael Jackson. Even at that, people still praise him. Long story short, Sario is wonderful.
== Trivia ==
* Sario is one of the greatest in Koridai, but that’s mostly due to how fast he beat Ganon.
* Sario has confirmed Illuminati.
* Sario has become a Nyan Cat once.
* Sario knows that this page isn’t Sparta, but Patrick.
* Sario will be back in ten minutes.
* Sario is the opposite of Ruigi, because Luigi is Mario's brother and S is the opposite of R.
* Sario does not like Creepypasta characters at all, and will noscope them at sight. This is because he thinks they are stupid and like to kill people.
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