Lego & Nick vs Sif & Alan

Lego & Nick vs Sif & Alan is an off-season Alanomaly Rap Battles. It features wiki users Lego Master, Nick Fusion, ZeVikingSif, and Alanomaly.
DISCLAIMER: Any insults in this battle towards anyone aside from the four title characters are meant as jokes, and are not to be taken seriously.
==Characters==
Lego Master
Nick Fusion
ZeVikingSif
Alanomaly
Migster7 (cameo)
==Lyrics==
(Lego's lyrics are in dark green, Nick's are in bright green, Sif's are in indigo, Alan's are in red, and Mig's line is in orange.)
===Lego & Nick===
You can't be starting with Nick & Lego
Cause we spit rhymes hotter than a plate of Leggo my Eggo
And take Hawkeye's bow and shoot Alan's leggo
Showing his inspiration for Skyrim came from Miggo
Call us Julius Caesar cause we toss you like a salad,
And we'll own you on this mic like Nicole's grip on Alan.
We be laughing. Your Al-Ternates should've warned you of that.
Now go back in time and have Sif give Alan's trix color back!
We deceived Alt and Ethan and Planet-Miguel and Ethan,
Ahmad, Ulti, Sub-Zero, both of you, and Steven!
And plus wikis galore! And according to these reading ratings:
These two writers right here are severely outdated!
We befriended chat mods and staff members near and far.
You befriended nettians and a planetary star.
We'll write a douchey blog, won't be seeing y'all later.
Now we're off! But tell the girl in that pic, "Don't be a stranger!"
===Sif & Alan===
The Nicole girl was hot but I'm sure it was a phony. 
I've heard more insults cum from a baloney pony!
That was a shit pun, Alan. I'm surprised it didn't hurt me. 
Now let's show these bastards how to DJ a party!
We're quick when we spit like Emma on Fasttrack's dick,
You guys are ruining this battle like a few muddy sticks!
A teen whore is your greatest sock profile?
This path will make you the next Stu Carter pedophile!
And if those wiki dudes knew what Fusion was gonna do,
They would've stopped you in November, you'd be totally screwed.
Why don't you go back to exploring your deleted blogs?
And finally make Lego decide: vag or shlong!
===Lego & Nick===
Did you hear that, Lego Master? I think they mean to brawl!
I'll take Alan, I'll take the one who caused Rebootedverse to fall!
From Sif 100 to the A10 Universe,
Our rhymes aren't Prototypes, they make an Omegaverse!
Without TomE you'd be artless in your combined series!
You sometimes avoid each other like the other was disease!
Send over Sub and Ulti because you Steamers are crappy!
Your Ultimate Ben video is your only hope to have fans laughing!
===Sif & Alan===
Man they totally fooled us. I don't feel too well.
What do we do? I dunno... What the fuck, guys? MIGUEL!
He's right dude! We don't have to take that from these guys!
A little fusion douchion and Mr. Whore Disguise!
You make horribly written blogs, check your wiki logs!
Saved the best episode without being logged on!
I've seen your future, Lego Master, and I don't wanna be rude! 
But spoiler alert: you totally exile yourself dude!
So we'll take this battle and put it on both our wikis,
And you'll be abandoned like the Nicole 10 wiki!
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Lego & Nick
Sif & Alan
</poll>
==See Also==
*/Rap Meanings/
*/Gallery/
==Trivia==
*This battle is a parody of Lewis & Clark vs Bill & Ted