Space Ham: A New Pork

Space Ham: A New Pork is crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between The Lion King featuring Timon and Pumbaa and Pat and Stan. Taking place a year after the events of Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan 3, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan were taken by a UFO ship during their third year anniversary, unbeknownst on being invited to a new gladiator tournament build dedicated to them. As the gang invite members of their team to fight against the other team, they must win the fight in order to return home or else, their home planet will be destroyed. It was released on July 16, 2021.
==Characters==
*Hakuna Squad
**Timon
**Pumbaa
**Pat
**Stan
**Simba
**Stephanie
**Stuart
**Professor Chi-Chi
**Emily
**Lili
**Momo
**Aunt Martha
*Alien Squad
**The Crow
**Gambo
**Flip-Flop
**The Mer-dusa
**Combo
**Gaz/Alien Lion
*Nala
*Kiara
*Kion
*Makuu
*King of Pluto
*Princess of Pluto
==Transcript==
(On a bright morning at the Hakuna Matata jungle, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan cheer their watermelon drinks up together at the snack bar of the beach)
*Timon: Cheers!
*Pumbaa: Happy third year anniversary.
*Pat: Thanks a bunch.
*Stan: I love being with you guys. You made our best support for all these months of helping in the community.
*Timon: That's what i want friends to do. To make their promises and act like they're always on time for always.
*Pat: I just wanted to follow your footsteps on being a brave person like cutting trees and fixing pipes in the sewers.
*Timon: Oh really. You didn't tell me that on the first day we met.
*Stan: You were in a bit of a hurry, like we were saying.
*Timon: Well enough with that. We should really go off break and play around in the jungle like basketball, skiing, sky diving or rock climbing. Do you mind?
*Pat: What is the name of the game we played with the sticks and we have to fight against it?
*Stan: Baton sticks?
*Pat: No. It's not that. It's something we used to fight in outer space.
*Timon: You mean like a gladiator match we fought in Pluto?
*Pat: Oh, yes! You are right Timon. We did use the sticks to fight in a gladiator match. Why don't we play some gladiator?
*Pumbaa: Isn't it obvious to fight ourselves in a friend relationship?
*Timon: We're just friends. We play for fun.
*Pat: I'd say, we'll go play some gladiator sticks. What do you think?
*Timon: You want us to play a gladiator? Why not tip over some rocks while you can?
*Pat: You guys don't want to play a gladiator match?
*Timon: Nah. Just kidding. Let's play a gladiator match together with the sticks!
*Pumbaa: Right on your side.
*Pat: Yay. I'm very excited to play.
*Stan: Grab your sticks and let's play.
*Pat: Are we using the jungle sticks?
*Timon: We made the gladiator sticks ourselves the other day during our Friendsgiving party.
*Pumbaa: I'm up for it.
*Timon: I'm in. You're in. We're all in.
*Pat: Let's go set up the gladiator.
(The gang hold the homemade gladiator sticks as they stand on the field, facing each other out)
*Timon: Are you guys ready.
*Pumbaa: Whatever you are.
*Pat: Are you mark, get set.
*Stan: Fight!
*Everyone: *the gang fight with the gladiator sticks together*
*Timon: Yeah. Can't touch my back.
*Pumbaa: I'm going to feel that today!
*Pat: Yoo hoo. Stan, over here.
*Stan: Get over to the starting line.
*Pat: It's not a race.
*Timon: One, two, three! *hit Pumbaa*
*Pumbaa: *knock Timon* Got you!
*Pat: *spin his stick* Ooh, it's like spinning a basketball.
*Stan: Stop playing with the stick and fight like a champ.
*Pat: Ooh, you got this. There you go! *hit Stan*
*Stan: Gosh, son of a hippo. *hit Pat*
*Pat: Ouch!
*Timon: What's going on? Is anyone okay?
*Pat: Yeah. I'm a bit hurt.
*Stan: I think we had enough of gladiator for now.
*Pumbaa: Are you not entertained?
*Timon: We are. Let's take a short break.
*Pat: We need a nap.
*Stan: Right behind you. *stretch his back* Ooh, that gotta twist.
*Timon: Nap time. Anyone wanna take a nap at a spot?
*Pumbaa: Let's go to the nest where Simba used to sleep in.
*Timon: I know where that is.
(After putting the gladiator set back on the box, the gang found a place with a nest where Timon, Pumbaa and Simba used to sleep in)
*Pat: That is one big chicken nest. You lay chicken eggs on a farm?
*Timon: We don't have a farm. That's where we used to sleep in when we first raised Simba.
*Stan: It look nice. Does it fit in one room?
*Pumbaa: We all can fit. It doesn't matter how big or small you are.
*Stan: Size don't matter.
*Pat: Judging by my size. *hit Stan* Do you?
*Stan: Come on bro. I'm not in a middle of a fighting mood today.
*Timon: Let's all take a big break before we can surf by the beach.
*Pumbaa: I can't wait to surf.
*Pat: In the meantime, let's take a rest over to the big nest.
*Stan: Goodnight. I mean, good day.
*Timon: We're sleeping. Just because we sleep doesn't mean the Moon is up at night.
*Stan: I know.
*Timon: Anyways, enjoy a great big nap.
*Pumbaa: You too my friends.
(As Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan rest on the big nest, a UFO ship is seen travelling around the universe as the ship fly across Africa of Planet Earth, searching for opponents to pick up)
*Alien #1: The new gladiator games won't start until we find the right choice of fighters to pick!
*Alien #2: We're in a planet called Earth.
*Alien #3: Earth is the groundbreaking element.
*Alien #1: *look for animals in the Pride Lands* Where are the animals the King want us to pick up?
*Alien #2: *see a map of Hakuna Matata* They must be on a jungle called Hakuna Matata.
*Alien #3: Hapoon A-to-wawa?
*Alien #1: Hakuna Matata. It mean no worries. We found the right target for the fighters.
*Alien #2: Let's bring them in.
*Alien #3: We're taking them home and ready for the new gladiator games to start.
*Alien #1: Let's suck them up!
(The UFO ship come closer to the jungle, floating to where Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are resting on the big nest as the UFO abduct the animals on the nest to the UFO ship as the UFO ship travels to Pluto for the new big gladiator games. Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan wake up on a big digital space room, shocked on where they are, unbeknownst to their capture.)
*Timon: Whoa. The sky look strange today.
*Pumbaa: The nest! Where did the nest go?
*Pat: What year is this? Are we in the future of 3000?
*Stan: What's with the pixel squares on the sky?
*Timon: How did we manage to get here? Is this a dream or a nightmare?
*Pat: This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR.
*Stan: I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!
*Timon: On a computer?! We got alien abducted!
*Everyone: What?
*King of Pluto: *show up on a hologram* Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan.
*Timon: You again.
*Pat: Back to your old tricks again, eh? I know you're here to rescue us.
*King of Pluto: No, no. You four are the greatest heroes of Pluto. Thank goodness you're still here. I am inviting you four to join in to our new latest Interstellar Gladiator Games. You will be able to pick your own team and represent your home planet in your athletical type competition.
*Timon: Eh, i think we're going to have to give it a hard pass.
*Pumbaa: We already competed in the gladiator games a year ago.
*King of Pluto: No one is going anywhere! The Alienmageddon is already dead. You four are here for a celebration to represent your home planet.
*Pat: Come on. You offer us the good stuff. How did we get in here and where do we get out of this digital trap?
*King of Pluto: I brought in my aliens to kidnap you and this is where you are as the UFO is still riding across the universe to reach to my home planet. *see the UFO moving around in planets*
*Pumbaa: Whoa. This is like a moving ship full of balance.
*Timon: These graphics are so unreal.
*King of Pluto: If you want to get back to your home planet, you better beat my new team in the new gladiator games. There better not be a "but" at the end.
*Stan: But?
*King of Pluto: That word is not allowed! You got an hour to set up your team and train before the games start!
*Timon: We'll see about that. I'm going to get you like you are the big bad grub in the world!
*King of Pluto: Safety travels. See you at the game. *hologram off*
*Timon: I'm not finish with you yet!
*Pumbaa: Timon, relax. We can get through this.
*Timon: The King is trying to make us twisted with his schemes. He can't be the bad guy again, right?
*Pat: If we don't want to see him become the bad guy, maybe we'll assemble our own team.
*Stan: Great idea Pat. We got an hour 'til the fight begins.
*Timon: When the team is ready, the war begins. *open up a character selection which shows icons of Simba, Nala, Kiara, Sarabi, Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Ono, Beshte, Anga, Rafiki, Makini, Makuu and Janja* Okay, which ones should i pick? *try to choose Janja* No. That's the bad hyena from the Outlands. How about i choose Simba? *choose Simba on the team*
(At the Pride Lands in Pride Rock, Simba walk up to the edge, mating Nala as Kiara watches over)
*Nala: My baby Simba.
*Simba: Great day in the Pride Lands.
*Nala: You must be pretty sharp for a king.
*Kiara: You are the best king out of every king in the Pride Lands.
*Simba: My father would be so proud of me finishing what he started and how i am handling the Pride Lands- *warp to the UFO*
*Nala: Simba!
*Kiara: He suddenly disappeared.
*Nala: Where did he go? That is not suppose to happen in the Circle of Life.
(Simba warped to the UFO digital room, greeted by Timon and his teammates)
*Timon: King Simba, welcome aboard.
*Simba: Where am i? *see his friends* Aah! How did you guys get in here?
*Pat: Simba, we're in danger. The King of Pluto is going to put a deadly gladiator game on us!
*Stan: We gotta win this. If we don't, something bad is going to happen to our world. Even yours.
*Simba: You guys are facing a gladiator game that i didn't expect to come? How did you get into this mess?
*Timon: We must have slept into the wrong side of the jungle where the King want us to play in.
*Simba: Now you're making me compete into the gladiator games. Thanks a lot for ruining my day.
*Timon: Don't worry Simba. We can fix the day for you by winning a gladiator tournament.
*Pat: All we gotta do is invite your friends and that's it.
*Simba: Don't bring my friends into this. No need for them to come.
*Pat: Okay then. How about we'll bring in our own crew then? It's my turn to pick a team from my world. *choose another character selection with Stuart, Emily, Lili, Momo, Stephanie, Professor Chi-Chi and Aunt Martha* Ooh, it got our whole neighborhood.
*Stan: Whoa, hold it. We're making two teams to set up a fight? No way!
*Pat: Stan, the King told us to pick a member to select to face against the King's champion of fighters.
*Stan: I'm giving you a heads up on that one.
*Simba: Make it quick. We don't have much time since i have a meeting to attend to at night.
*Pat: I'll just bring in the whole neighborhood to the gladiator games then. *select all the members from the character selection*
(Stuart is seen making toast as he is warped into the UFO. Emily is relaxing on her sofa as she is warped too. Stephanie is seen painting a portrait of a mountain as she is warped along with Lili and Momo watching over the bunnies, Aunt Martha knitting her clothes and Professor Chi-Chi creating a potion in his lab table. All of Pat and Stan's friends are warped into the UFO digital room where they meet up with Timon and Pat's team.)
*Timon and Pat: Heyo.
*Stuart: Whoa, what just happen?
*Emily: How did we get into this digital space set-up?
*Pat: I know what you're thinking my friends. The universe is on risk and the King is forcing us to play in his little new gladiator game that we didn't even ask to come.
*Simba: How did i get stuck into this mess?
*Chi-Chi: I was just about to finish my potion. And it's ruined! What a disaster this is!
*Emily: Whoa. I know what you two are talking about. Is it about the gladiator match in Pluto?
*Stan: You said it. We are actually going to Pluto to face a new gladiator match.
*Lili: I didn't expect to face a battle ring like a game of thrones.
*Momo: Meep.
*Stephanie: This is where we're training?
*Aunt Martha: Patrick! Stanley! Timon! Pumbaa! It's great to see you.
*Pat: Aunt, no hugs. We got a tournament to face.
*Simba: It's going to be a bumpy fight.
*Timon: We have all the gladiator sets ready to go and fight!
*Pumbaa: Uh, Timon. You forgot the gladiator sets at home.
*Timon: Not uh. The ship has their own. *open up a set of gladiator weapons.
*Everyone: Whoa.
*Simba: Shocking.
*Stephanie: How are we going to use those?
*Stan: We're going to teach you how.
*Timon: We're gonna slice, slash and dice to the test of the limit and prepare for what's coming.
*Pumbaa: We only got an hour 'til the battle.
*Simba: Put on your gear and we'll fight.
*Lili: Glad to keep us calling Simba.
*Emily: Let's battle!
(For the whole hour, the animals put on their gladiator suits and train in a big battle by using the sticks to clash, slash and bang at each other. They also did push-ups and jumping jacks to keep the training going until the big moment where they are ready to battle after training.)
*Timon: All right now! You all did amazing! Turn to the animal next to you and put your hands up where we say grace!
*Stuart: Isn't that what a teamwork looks like?
*Pat: I can give you a handshake if you want.
*Chi-Chi: We wouldn't handshake in line before the fight start.
*Simba: How about we just say "Hakuna Matata", okay?
*Everyone: Hakuna Matata.
*Timon: Hey, how about we should call our team, Hakuna Squad?
*Stan: No Squad? No Squad for the team?
*Pumbaa: Timon choose this team name. Hakuna doesn't have to mean for anything like Hakuna Forest. This is what our team stands for.
*Stan: Alright. We Hakuna Squad will win this battle so we can get home to our lives and get back from what we're doing. Who's with me?
*Everyone: Yeah!
*King of Pluto: *hologram* Welcome back! You even brought yourself a new set of team members this time. Very good, i'm impressed.
*Simba: If it isn't the alien king again, i would like to have a word with you.
*King of Pluto: Oh, we are about to arrive at Pluto where the new gladiator games would be set in.
*Simba: Why are you doing this?
*King of Pluto: Why should i? I have been developing a new gladiator games since you guys left. I've been waiting for the day to come and pick you up to see you guys compete in my new tournament with a new champion of fighters all around the world.
*Pumbaa: I would love to beat your members of champions on your home planet.
*King of Pluto: Oh really? Then we must be arriving at the home planet then. Drop them off at the battle ring!
*Alien #1: *control the ship* Yes master! Dropping them off at the battle ring of the new gladiator games!
(The UFO ship drop off the Hakuna Squad at the battle ring in the new gladiator games, set in a field court outside)
*Timon: Whoa. A new gladiator games court.
*Pat: This remind me of a basketball court.
*Simba: This is where we're fighting? Ha! I can even laugh in the face of danger all day. *laugh*
*Stuart: It doesn't smell bad out here as most courts.
*King of Pluto: *show up on a big rock* Ah ha! I can even see you in person!
*Stephanie: Is that a alien?!
*Chi-Chi: Aliens?! They're r-r-real?!
*King of Pluto: Yes. It is i, a alien. The King of Pluto. *his henchmen show up on the big rock*
*Lili: They're all aliens?
*Timon: We're facing aliens? You know when we're ready to fight.
*King of Pluto: You need upgrades. Don't you mind getting upgrades before the fight?
*Simba: I'll say yes.
*King of Pluto: Good. It is time to bring out the upgrades! Now with technology! *use his powers to upgrade the animals with some digital-tech armor suits*
*Timon: *transform* Holy moly.
*Pumbaa: *transform* My butt fits perfect. *fart* Excuse me.
*Pat: *transform* Ouch. My back.
*Stan: *transform* Whoa, i look expensive as a businessman.
*Simba: *transform* I am king, the second time!
*Stuart: *snore as he transform and wake up*
*Stephanie: *transform* Oh!
*Lili: *transform* Momo, are you okay?
*Momo: *hop around as he transform*
*Emily: *transform* Wow. Oh yeah!
*Chi-Chi: *transform* What is this? Should i have a battle armor suit or something? Why does it look like we're fighting against a gladiator war?
*Aunt Martha: *transform* Splendid!
*Timon: Perfect suits. Now we're ready to take down your champion of gladiator fighters to the test!
*Stuart: Fundamentals win championships like us! *snore*
*King of Pluto: Wake up! No sleeping on the ring!
*Stuart: *wake up* Whoa! What happen here? Did i fall asleep?
*King of Pluto: I must be making a special announcement to the universe. *use a digital microphone to speak out* Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of the universe. Come on down to Pluto to see the newest Interstellar Gladiator Games in the court! All creatures big and small are welcomed! I need some audiences and big butts in the seats!
*Timon: Big butts in the seats you say?
*Pat: You're never getting fans in the game. Right you guys? *his friends laugh*
*King of Pluto: Oh, i got friends and they'll love to put up a good show like a stage in the theater play. They must be running to the game right now as the ground shakes.
*Timon: *see the ground begins to rumble* Is it me or are we facing a stampede full of crowded people?
*Pumbaa: *affecting a gracious, leisurely air* Shall we run for our lives?
*Pat: No! That must be the audience coming over.
*Stan: I knew when a event with a big crowd would come over and stampede like a bunch of supporters in the capitol.
*Timon: Oh grubs. Here come the raid.
(A bunch of aliens run into the gladiator as a bunch of cars are driving around with a alien dinosaur stomping with alien birds and alien dragons flying by as a giant cruise ship came by to watch the game in Pluto)
*Alien Captain: All aboard to Pluto where the next gladiator games is being set! We have arrived to the battle arena!
(Portals open up as motherships are coming by from other worlds as more alien planets join in as well with aliens coming out of the portal to watch the game. A space alien monkey, dragon, goat, cow and yeti fight each other, only for a alien crocodile to scare them out as more people started running into the game, ranging from robots/androids, lifeforms, artificial intelligences, guardians, watchers and protectors. Every alien citizen join in with the other aliens from the alien planets as they stand together to watch the game as some are seated with floating chairs, UFO ships, motherships and a bunch of flying ships watching by.)
*Timon: Whoa, who is this crowd?
*Pumbaa: I don't do so well in crowds. I'm a little nervous.
*Pat: It's okay to be nervous, even through you're not close to them.
*Pumbaa: But, i'm still going to have a headache after this round.
*Stan: That's the audience we're gonna see up stage? Blah! I would rather have animals joining in for the big show.
*King of Pluto: Did you say animals? I must be bringing in the animals to my world right now this instance. *charge his energy up* Yes! The hands are glowing like electric magic.
*Simba: What are you doing?
*Pat: Are you going to zap yourself?
*King of Pluto: No i'm not going to zap myself. I'm going to bring every one of your friends from your world to watch the game and see you fight in suffer! *hold his hands to spread his powers into the Pride Lands on Earth* Oh yes. That's it!
*Timon: No! What about the people?!
(Back on Earth in the Pride Lands, Kion went up to Pride Rock as he catch up with a worry Nala and Kiara)
*Kion: Hi mom and sis, what's going on?
*Nala: Kion, have you seen Simba out there?
*Kion: No. My guard has been taking a break lately from protecting the savannah.
*Kiara: Simba suddenly disappear out of nowhere. We had a hard time finding him.
*Kion: There where could he be?
*King of Pluto: *hologram* It's game time! *warp the Pridelanders to Pluto*
(Back at the Hakuna Matata jungle, Ma walk into the path where she see Uncle Max on a rock, drinking a smoothie on a coconut)
*Ma: Uncle Max, have you seen Timon and Pumbaa anywhere?
*Uncle Max: Oh, no i haven't. They must be playing with Pat and Stan around the whole jungle. I heard they're on a play date. *sip his smoothie*
*Ma: I can't find them anywhere. They're always everywhere when it comes to their search.
*Uncle Max: Maybe they're at the falls, or they must be hosting the club for the young children today.
*Ma: Well, i didn't know they're out of the jungle and doing their club for today.
*King of Pluto: *hologram* It's game time! *warp Ma and Uncle Max to Pluto*
(At the Tree of Life, Rafiki teach Makini with some training on becoming a future Royal Mjuzi for the Pride Lands)
*Rafiki: You have a few seasons 'til your day comes. We got the whole day to practice with your stick.
*Makini: I got myself a nice stick. It's really lovely.
*Rafiki: Don't put your stick down. Face up with your elbows. *move Makini's elbows up with the stick* There you are.
*Makini: Is this what the Royal Mjuzis always do nowadays?
*Rafiki: Every Royal Mjuzi have done this many times to every king of the Pride Lands. You'll see the future when the time is on and i'll be waiting for you to celebrate your position.
*Makini: I'm always ready for a new apprentice.
*King of Pluto: *hologram* It's game time! *warp Rafiki and Makini to Pluto*
(As most of the animals are warped out of the Pride Lands, the animals arrive at Pluto where everyone is placed next up-close to the aliens around the whole ring in the gladiator court. Other Pridelanders includes Fuli, Bunga, Beshte, Ono, Makuu, Ma Tembo, Hodari and many others watching the game.)
*Pat: There's a whole lot of people warping in for the game!
*Stuart: I say, how in the world did he get all these spectators here?
*Stan: I don’t know, but the line for the bathroom’s gonna be insane.
*Simba: It's going to be crowded as waiting in line to drink some water at the watering hole.
(Two alien announcers show up on a floating seat with a floating table to watch over and speak out for the game)
*Alien Announcer #1: Live from Pluto! This is Pluto World Sports, reporting from you live!
*Alien Announcer #2: A new gladiator tournament has been fully set up. Look what we got here!
*Alien Announcer #1: It's the Hakuna Matata gang! They even brought a bunch of new friends on their side.
*Alien Announcer #2: I never felt anything like a family reunion before since the Alienmageddon ended.
(As the Hakuna Squad look around the spectators, Simba recognize Nala, Kiara and Kion as one of the spectators)
*Nala: Simba!
*Simba: *run up to them and get hit by a force field* Nala, kids! How did you get in here?
*Nala: What is going on? Why are you here and why is everyone at the same place?
*Simba: I don’t know, but I have to go to play this game to save everyone with...
*Timon: *show up* Hello.
*Kion: Timon?
*Timon: Oh hi. We're in a bit of a serious rush right now. How about some hellos and high-fives? *touch the force field and yowls on the ground*
*Kiara: Crazy world this is.
*King of Pluto: Uh, excuse me? Paging the lion with the family, get back with your group!
*Simba: I don't know what to say about this.
*Nala: You have to win this.
*Simba: I will.
*Pat: Let's go Simba! The game's starting!
*Simba: I don't have much time to talk. See you in a little while! *catch up with his friends*
*Kion: Good luck dad! Win the game for us!
*King of Pluto: Welcome! To the Space Ham! Thank you all for coming! Welcome to the new Interstellar Gladiator Games!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*King of Pluto: Thank you to every one of you for joining in for the biggest event of the universe. Oh, please stand up for my daughter and the Princess of Pluto!
*Everyone: *cheers as the Princess shows up in her meerkat form*
*Timon: The princess. *flirt with hearts*
*Princess: *wave at Timon and take off her meerkat costume to reveal herself as a alien*
*Timon: *the hearts burn as he faint down*
*King of Pluto: So let’s lay down some basic ground rules. If the Hakuna Squad wins, you will all go back to your home planet. But if my team wins, your home planet will be destroyed from existence and you will have been stuck with us for the rest of eternity!
*Everyone: Boo!
*Rafiki: What the heck was that? What about the Circle of Life?
*Uncle Max: *throw his smoothie to the force field* That's not what we asked for!
*Makuu: Somebody is going to get a nice beating out of this.
*Lili: No hater throw a tomato at us.
*Aunt Martha: Haters gonna hate.
*Timon: Hey! That's not part of the deal. Last time when we lose and win, our planet didn't blow up.
*Pat: I think he's referring to your planet.
*Pumbaa: If it bombs, we're done for.
*Stan: Don't worry. We'll relocate you guys to our world in the savannah of Africa where you can build a whole new Pride Lands there.
*Simba: We don't need another Pride Lands. We already have one and we have to win our chance to save our home planet.
*King of Pluto: Now, let's get the battle started! Introducing, one of your favorite funny animals from the Pride Lands, the Hakuna Squad!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Chi-Chi: *build a jungle cardboard standee cutout* Get in boys!
*Timon: *get in the standee cutout with his friends* Hakuna!
*Pumbaa: Matata!
*Pat: Whoa, is that the Safety Smart logo?
*Stan: That's a nice looking standee there, boys.
*Timon: Stan? *trip over the standee with his friends* Whoa!
*Pat: Thanks a lot Stan for ruining our intro.
*Stan: What? You guys were out of place.
*Pat: We should have done the intro properly the right way!
*Simba: *annoyed* Ugh, we're the Hakuna Squad!
*Pumbaa: That's better.
*King of Pluto: And introducing... One of the most powerful alien warriors and fighters in the universe that saved the universe one hundred times a day. Here come the Alien Squad!
(The Alien Squad shows up with The Crow, a male crow-like alien that can claw and fly fast, Gambo, a female spider alien that can shoot up webs from her mouth, Flip-Flip, a regular alien that can flip and flop with elemental powers, the Mer-dusa, a female alien with a mix of Medusa and mermaid powers and Combo, a robotic alien that can shoot weapons and freeze time. The announcers have call out their names for the team as everyone cheer for both teams competing.)
*Simba: Fierce and powerful warriors, eh? Man, what kind of alien would look like a crow?
*Timon: *hold his ears* The Crow would haunt my dreams!
*Emily: They're gonna manipulate us.
*Timon: I'm ready to fight.
*Crow: Ooh, that little tiny meerkat will be squash.
*Combo: You're going down.
*Simba: You don't want to mess with me.
*Mer-dusa: Who's the unfortunate soul?
*Pat: Yikes. I don't like the looks of it.
*Gambo: Who you calling ugly?
*Flip-Flop: I'll make you flop like a frog.
*Chura: *ribbit* Did they call my name?
*King of Pluto: Alright now! It is now the moment we all have been waiting for. Let's the gladiator begins!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Trumpeter: *blow a game horn sound to the ring*
*Simba: Let's go Hakuna Squad! We got a fight to catch on!
*Pat: It's a big melee brawl battle!
*Crow: Let's beat up those meat-cuts to the test!
*King of Pluto: Just a reminder, feel free to grab the items to smash back at your opponent. It's part of the gladiator battle.
*Stan: Clash in! *hold the sticks to fight The Crow*
*Crow: Who you messing with? Huh? *flap Stan*
*Stan: Gosh. Yaow!
*Timon: *dodge the bullet and grab the ball* I got the ball! *throw the ball at Gambo*
*Gambo: Hey.
*Timon: It's like basketball, eh?
*Pumbaa: *bump at Flip-Flop*
*Flip-Flop: *smash the ground* Whoa! *trip over the animals*
*Stuart: *run and snore as he is tripped by Mer-dusa* What the?
*Mer-dusa: *hold Stuart with her tentacles* Hello, silly sloth.
*Stuart: You're choking on my neck.
*Stephanie: *punch and kick Combo*
*Combo: *fly and select a weapon on his tech to grow a blaster and blast plasma all over the place*
*Pat: *hold a stick and slash Crow* Miss ya.
*Crow: *claw out Pat* Shut up!
*Pat: Ah! My face!
*Gambo: You're gonna lose, Pridelander. *hit the ball at Simba*
*Nala: Simba!
*Kiara: Daddy!
*Zazu: Not the king!
*King of Pluto: Yes.
*Stan: I got you Simba! *push Simba and get hit by the ball* Holy bone.
*Timon: I got the ball, i got the ball.
*Gambo: *step at Timon while running*
*Timon: Oy. I flinched when I should've scurried.
*Pumbaa: *pull up Timon* Timon, you okay?
*Timon: Oh yes. What the smash got to do with the game? You just gotta look beyond what you see for yourself and you got the whole ring yourself!
*Pumbaa: That's more like it.
*Timon: Now let's go out there and defeat the goons out of the game!
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata!
(During the game, a alien band pop up to perform a show during the gladiator fight)
*Alien Rockstar #1: Hey! Yo! Ladies and gentleman, it's time to come on and slam!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Alien Rockstar #2: Let's get this party started!
*Alien Rockstar #3: One, two, three, let's go!
*Alien Rockstar #1: *perform a song*
Come on and slam, and welcome to the ham
Come on and slam, if you wanna ham
*Alien Rockstar #2:
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Ham
Here's your chance, do your dance
At the Space Ham Alright
*Pat: *shoot rockets at Flip-Flop* Rocket power!
*Flip-Flop: *bong the rockets to the force field, shocking the spectators*
*Pat: Uh oh.
*Flip-Flop: I'm gonna get you good! *rumble*
*Pat: Ooh. *see a jump platform and jump from it, all the way high, holding the ball as he slam himself to the wall, giving out a big "Oh!" to everyone*
*Timon: Yikes.
*Stan: Pat, the ground is on the bottom.
*Aunt Martha: That's my Patrick. Pat, next time, use your glasses to see the limit!
*Chi-Chi: I should have teach him how to jump as high as a Olympic athletic.
*Pat: *slip down on the ground, dizzy*
*Timon: He he, classic man.
*Simba: *fight Gambo*
*Gambo: *shoot webs at Simba*
*Simba: Ah.
*Combo: *shoot bullets at over Emily*
*Emily: *trip down* Whoa!
*Chi-Chi: I gotta lambada! *shoot at rocket at Combo*
*Combo: *blast on the ground* Oh, no. No more mister nice mouse. *control the time on his tech* Time to freeze up a bit spice. *slow down time as "Hotline Bling" by Drake plays as he walk around the the ring to strap down Pat and Stan along with some of their friends as well is roping and pulling Timon and Pumbaa together with throwing stings on his teammates as everyone else* Skadoosh! *unfreeze the time as his team and Timon's team slip and slam each other out*
*Timon: What was that?
*King of Pluto: Wow. What a critical hit! Amazing powerful attack, Combo!
*Combo: I got the combo fever!
*Pumbaa: Ow, i think i hurt my brain.
*Pat: Ooh wee. I did not see that coming.
*Stuart: Did i fell asleep again?
*Emily: We played terrible.
*King of Pluto: Break time! See you in five minutes!
*Crow: Yeah! Alright Combo!
*Gambo: Way a go!
*Combo: I got this one cooking. *shoot bullets in space*
*Crow: My dawg!
*Simba: We really have to talk about this in the break room.
(As two teams are reported to the break room, Simba teach a lesson to his team on not falling through limits and losing)
*Pumbaa: *sit down on the bean bag* Ah. Can't get a hold of a headache i'm having from the crowd.
*Simba: You guys need to do better. Didn't you learn what we do on training?
*Pat: No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?
*Simba: Never interfere with the team player. We were suppose to beat the opponent on the other team and that's it!
*Timon: Talk about your fixer-upper here.
*Pumbaa: You always gotta say that, do you?
*Timon: Of course i always say it.
*Chi-Chi: I have some weapons i brought from home to use on the game.
*Stuart: The first half feel kinda awkward and goofy.
*Lili: But now you gonna play like real men and women.
*Aunt Martha: *hold her drink of water up* Cheers like a warrior!
*Simba: Ooh, you got a nice drink of water during the break.
*Aunt Martha: At your service!
*Stan: *take a cup of water and splash it on his face* I'm a little wet.
*Pat: We can't really fight for the other team. I think i'm gonna step down and give up my place.
*Simba: No. Nobody is quitting. A team doesn't give up like a champion! I've been coaching you guys for a hour. We need new ideas and better skills to fight and win the second round!
*Stephanie: *stand up on a chair* I think we know best. If we won't give up now, today we will beat the Alien Squad, save yourselves, defend from the hits and win the gold trophy.
*Simba: Stephanie is right! I think we got this!
*Timon: Alright. Mark my words and we'll go out with a full plan. *write on the board*
*Pat: *write on the board* These are our names. The map is right there and the only way to beat them is to knock them out of the ring.
*Stan: I don't think we can do that Pat. We can defeat them easily like a boxing match.
*Pat: Right. I think we know what to do.
*Simba: Let's go back up there and fight with better strength!
*Everyone: Yeah!
*Simba: And who's with me?
*Timon: We are!
*Pumbaa: Let's bowl for aliens!
(As the two teams return to the Gladiator ring, the spectators cheer with big hands up and fireworks blasting in the sky)
*Alien Announcer #1: We are back from break! We have the two teams coming back on and ready to take down the fight!
*Alien Announcer #2: Who will bring home the gold trophy?
*King of Pluto: Hold it! We got another member from the Alien Squad coming in. Bring in the secret weapon!
(A truck came as the door open up with the aliens holding up the alien lion, roaring and bump off the aliens to join in the Alien Squad)
*King of Pluto: I would now like to present you. Gaz, the Alien Lion!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Gaz: *growls* Oh look, a lion impostor with the fur-brains.
*Simba: You got to be kidding me.
*Timon: They got a lion on their own team?
*Gaz: I'm gonna cut you and slice you apart like a steak.
*Simba: You're messing my day, are you?
*Gaz: Of course not.
*Timon: You're playing with the big boys now.
*Crow: I'm the big boy in here.
*Flip-Flop: You're going downhill.
*King of Pluto: Alright teams. It's battle time! Continue the fight where you left off.
*Combo: Oh, right. *fight the animals off*
*Timon: *lightning strike at Mer-dusa*
*Mer-dusa: *shoot bubbles everywhere*
*Momo: *get trapped in a bubble* Meep?
*Lili: Momo!
*Mer-dusa: *hold Momo* The bunny is mine. *Momo bite her hand* Ow! You little rugrat!
*Lili: That's my boy!
*Stephanie: You hear me out Simba!
*Simba: Just face with the opponent.
*Stephanie: I got your back! *high five Simba and run to knock out Crow and Gambo*
*Pat: *magic blast at Gaz* Ooooh.
*Gaz: *roar at Pat*
*Pat: Yaaaooooo!!! *blast at the force field*
*Sarabi: Oh, that gotta hurt!
*Sarafina: Poor hippo.
*Stan: *dodge and throw razors at Crow's feathers*
*Crow: Caw! Caw! Caw!
*Stan: Nah nah nah boo boo. Your feathers are cut loose.
*Crow: No they're not. *spin to throw feather sharps everywhere*
*Stan: *run from the feather sharps* Aaaahhhhh!!!
*Timon: *throw the ball everywhere* Snoop de woop! Slam! *get hit by the ball* Ah! I'm smaller than Old Fearless Buzz!
*Combo: Wrestle time! *wrestle Pat*
*Pat: Come on, come on. I got this.
*Combo: You're not winning today.
*Pat: Push. With pressure.
*Combo: Ah! *fire blast at Pat*
*Pat: Ah! *crash at the ground*
*Stan: Auntie! Pat need some help!
*Aunt Martha: I'm, i'm going old school on this one.
*Combo: Hmm? *confused*
*Aunt Martha: Come on.
*Combo: You're bacon bits!
*Aunt Martha: *hold the sticks and swing to knock out Combo and control his tech to change his self to 80 years*
*Combo: *walk slow* I look like a 80 year old man.
*Aunt Martha: Kyaaa!!!! *kick Combo on the ground*
*Combo: *turn back normal and damage* I'm broke!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pat: That's my Martha!
*Aunt Martha: Told you. Aunt Martha got the moves for karate class.
*Lili: We win this.
*Pat: *see a special power up* Ooh.
*Stan: Step in the platform Pat!
*Pat: I got this! *step on the platform and jump high to reach points with fireworks popping in the sky*
*Alien Rockstar #1: Check this out! We got a superstar flying!
*Alien Rockstar #2: Let's hit it for the hippo!
*Alien Rockstar #1: *perform on stage*
I got it
Just trust me
I ain't listening coach
For the oop, for the, for the alley-oop, I got you
Pump up the ham, alley-oop, catch the slam, yeah
Do it for my fans, all I see is flashin' cam, yeah
Doing what I want, you only doin' what you can, huh
I'm in outer space, I don't even think that I'm gon' land, yeah, whoa
*Alien Announcer #1: Pat is reaching to a whole new level of awesomeness and increased his power level to a high one.
*Alien Announcer #2: *see Pat land on the ground with power* The hippo now has all the level up skills he got to keep this fight going. What a increase to the power limit!
*Pat: I'm the man.
*Timon: Way a go, Pat!
*Alien Rockstar #1: Woo! He's dangerous!
*Gambo: Let's get slicky. *shoot webs all over the place*
*Chi-Chi: *blaster shot at the webs*
*Stuart: *get tied up with the webs* Hey.
*Gambo: You're mine, pretty sloth.
*Stephanie: Hold it right there! *throw a fire serum at the webs to burn it up*
*Gambo: No! *burn to the ground*
*Stuart: I'm saved!
*Flip-Flop: *slam on the ground to a powerful hit*
*Pat: *crash on the force field* Not again.
*Stan: *shoot power boosts at Combo*
*Combo: *dodge the hits* Whoop. Miss me.
*Pat: *punch Combo* Stay down!
*Simba: *fight Gaz*
*Gaz: *claw out Simba*
*Everyone: Oh!
*Nala: Come on Simba. You can do it.
*Gaz: Who's the kitty cat now?
*Simba: You are just bad as a hyena. *scratch Gaz*
*Gaz: Look what you done?
*Simba: I can rip up your mane anytime.
*Gaz: Make me.
*Mer-dusa: *shoot poison all over Stuart and Lili*
*Stuart: Ugh, i feel dizzy.
*Lili: I can't feel through my ears.
*Combo: Beat me up into a single gears!
*Everyone: *beat up each other*
*Pumbaa: The secret weapon. It's coming! *blow out a big fart*
*Momo: *pop out of the fart and smash Combo from warping*
*Everyone: *cheers*
*King of Pluto: Wow. Now that's entertainment!
*Alien Announcer #1: The biggest snooze we ever seen in gladiator history.
*Timon: Man, i feel dizzy.
*Crow: You made this up.
*Pat: Uh, no. He started it.
*Combo: You blame me for the hit? I beat up a bunch of bullies in my years of high school.
*Pat: *see a music power up and grab it as the sky change to a dark sky with neon colors*
*King of Pluto: Oh boy. We are facing a rap battle!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Timon and Pumbaa: A rap battle?!
*Crow: Oh yeah. Who got the bacon in the head?
*Flip-Flop: You are going to slam like a pool.
*Timon: Fry 'em Pat!
*Pat: Giggy giggy up! *his friends and himself transform into their rap clothes* What's up people!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*King of Pluto: Oh, it's rap battle time!
*Alien Announcer #2: It's the epic rap battle of history!
*Pat:
The one and only hiphopopotamus
Don't make a fuss
You don't even want to mess with us
My rhymes are so tight that 
I always excite
and if you don't believe me, 
Hey go fly a kite!
And the 1, 2, 3 catch your out
No need to pout, 
It's a hiphopopotamus
You always know my rhymes are fabulous!
*Timon: *spin around* Word!
*Stan: Let me join in! *sing his verse*
I'm a mutt from the streets
Spinning my butt
Whilst Pat drops phat beats!
Real phat beats!'
*Everyone: Oh yeah!
*Momo: *spin around* Word!
*Timon: Real phat beats!
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata. Yeah.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Alien Rockstar #1: Superstars! They really can perform like us!
*Crow: Get off the stage!
*Simba: Style points!
*King of Pluto: Let's get back to the fight!
*Timon: Brawl out! *fight the opponents*
*Crow: *bump Pat*
*Pat: Oof!
*Flip-Flop: *slam on Emily*
*Emily: Ow.
*Flip-Flop: I got you!
*Stephanie: *power blast at Combo*
*Combo: *explode to the ground* Ooh.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Timon: *create lightning* I have the power! Thunder! *thunder strike at the Alien Squad*
*Everyone: *cheers with a big roar*
*Ma: Go Timmy!
*Uncle Max: That's my sonny boy right here.
*Makuu: *open his big mouth up*
*Simba: *fight Gaz*
*Gaz: *bite Simba*
*Simba: Ugh. *get knocked by Gaz*
*Kion: Daddy! *control his anger as the clouds start forming on him*
*Nala: Kion, no. Not in the middle of space.
*Kion: Sorry mom. I wish we were at home where the Roar of the Elders would show up.
*Simba: I'm not giving up like i did with my battle with Scar. *roar a big blast to Gaz*
*Kion: Yes!
*Kiara: I knew it.
*Aunt Martha: *sing a big opera voice as the rocks explode and fall over to Flip-Flop and Mer-dusa*
*Alien Announcer #1: Timber!
*Alien Announcer: Ow! What a knock-out!
*Aunt Martha: Thank you very much.
*Timon: *roll over to knock out Combo and Gambo*
*Gambo: You puny creature!
*Timon: Rolling, rolling, rolling like a rawhide! *hit on the force field* I wasn't ready, i swear!
*Pat: You only have one job Timon. *punch Crow*
*Timon: I didn't look at the dumb force field they put up.
*Princess: Go Timon, you got this.
*Timon: *whistle at the Princess*
*King of Pluto: Leave my princess alone you rascal.
*Simba: *jump on the platform and knock out Gaz*
*Chi-Chi: Stan, use the super duper weapon! *throw a clone machine at the ground to size it big*
*Stan: The jackpot is in the house! *vacuum to the machine* Oh no! *the holes pop out many Stans, falling through the force field as many Stans hold up signs saying "What. Have. I. Done." as they smash into the force field*
*Pat: That's a whole lot of Stans.
*Timon: Clean-up! Timeout! We need some clean-up in here!
*Stan: *most of the Stans are taken away by a green alien moving back the clones on the truck*
*Stuart: Let them rest in piece. *slip on a banana*
*Crow: *fly around to fight Chi-Chi*
*Chi-Chi: Stupid bird!
*Crow: It's time to go into the stomach, rat!
*Chi-Chi: I am a rat, a mouse and a rodent! *bite Crow's beak*
*Crow: Caw!
*Chi-Chi: *land on the ground to earn points* Mouse rhymes.
*Pat: Oh rodent.
*Stan: No worries. My money is on the other team.
*Pat: You can't switch teams you just choose.
*Stan: Then why did you assemble the team with Timon?
*Timon: Guys, we need back-up!
*Pat: Back-up incoming!
*Stan: Let's go!
*Simba: *run over Gaz*
*Gaz: *knock down Simba* In your face!
*Simba: Ow. My hair fur.
*Combo: Everybody squeeze them up! *his team grab most of Timon's team and tie them up*
*Timon: No, no!
*Combo: It's game over, meerkat.
*Timon: What did we do wrong?
*King of Pluto: Oh yeah. Their planet will now burn.
*Alien Announcer #2: Oh, now it's a big blow-out! The Alien Squad may have the chance on winning the war!
*Pumbaa: This is like the rigged election all over again.
*Combo: I'm the king of the scores!
*Nala: Oh no.
*King of Pluto: Oh yes. We're making million of money.
*Pat: Someone must be behind all the code hacking cheat system.
*Stan: Pat, the whole background is like a video game, right?
*Pumbaa: Can you imagine what is down there? *see the code on the ground*
*Timon: Ooh, ah. That's what making the ring powerful, serious, challenging and insane.
*Chi-Chi: Let me crack the code up. *break the core lit out and wire up the ring* Ah ha! I knew some alien king would make the ring powerful and risky just for us to slam over that force field wall and make us lose.
*Pat: Chi-Chi, what are you doing? If you cut the wires, it's going to hack our power level up!
*Chi-Chi: Trust me, it will pass. *cut the wires of the ring as the ring started to glitch with bits along with the opponents* Oops, that wasn't a bit of a good idea.
*Timon: What is happening to me?
*Crow: What the?
*Combo: What did you do?
*King of Pluto: Who is trying to hack into my ring?!
*Pat: The game's going out of order.
*Stan: We could die out there.
*Timon: The only way to stop the heating is to win!
*Alien Announcer #1: Tiebreaker!
*Alien Announcer #2: Overtime!
*King of Pluto: Everyone move back from the ring! The ring is about to glitch and cause a eruption!
*Simba: One more round of a ring.
*Emily: I'm going Dig-o-mania on this!
*Everyone: *Timon's team clash with Crow's team*
*Crow: You made the game worse!
*Pat: It's only your problem!
*Crow: Ah! *knock Pat out*
*Pat: Oof!
*Aunt Martha: Patrick! *slip down on a cookie*
*Timon: *dodge the hits* This is despicable!
*Emily: *get punched by Mer-dusa*
*Stephanie: *slip over a orange*
*Flip-Flop: *shake the ground a bit*
*Pumbaa: The earth is shaking like a puzzle!
*Chi-Chi: *scream and blasted on the force field*
*Lili: *she and Momo bump each other out of the ring*
*Timon: Not you guys.
*Stan: Don't worry. The big bad woof got this. When i huff, puff and blow the members out down! *blow the members out*
*Crow: *block the air* Defense!
*Stan: Defense? But it's not a basketball game. *get blasted by the air to the force field*
*Pumbaa: Uh oh.
*Simba: It's the three of us left.
*Timon: *bite his fingers* We're doomed.
*Ma: Timon!
*Uncle Max: Don't give up the fight!
*Simba: Stand low on the ground. Stay behind me.
*Timon: I don't know where to stay and stand low like a solider.
*Flip-Flop: We finally won another round of a gladiator.
*King of Pluto: Give it up Timon. You are finally going to lose.
*Timon: Ready or not.
*Pumbaa: Here we... *fart* Uh, i give-
*Simba: Go! *run with Timon and Pumbaa*
*Gaz: Run them over! *run with the Alien Squad*
*Timon: More power! *power up with Simba and Pumbaa*
*Gaz: *roar as he gain power from his members running*
*Pat: Let's go boys!
*Stan: Don't make us lose hope on you!
*Simba: Pridelanders, give me all of your energy!
*Pridelanders: *give their energy to Simba and chant ten times* Hakuna Squad!
*Combo: Give me your power!
*Aliens: *give their energy to the Alien Squad and chant ten times* Alien Squad!
*King of Pluto: It's over. We finally win this war.
*Pat: *cover his face* I can't look!
*Stan: This is it. They lost their match.
*Simba: *scream fast with the boys and knock out the Alien Squad as the force field is destroyed*
*King of Pluto: Goal! This is it! The Hakuna Squad has finally won the fight!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pat: We won!
*Stan: You finally did it.
*Nala: *she and the Pridelanders run to Simba* Simba!
*Simba: Nala.
*Nala: You did it.
*Kion: You won the game.
*Kiara: That was fun.
*Simba: I finally won to save our home planet.
*Timon: I think i'm gonna cry. *cries*
*Pumbaa: Me too. *cry with Timon*
*Pat: Guys, the tears!
*Stan: Crybabies.
*Aunt Martha: Big hugs! *hug her team*
*Stephanie: We owe this game.
*Chi-Chi: We're going home now.
*Emily: Oh yeah. We're in the battle program!
*Alien Rockstar #1: *rock with the drums* What a performance this is! The Hakuna Squad made history with a big brawl!
*King of Pluto: Huwezi! Huwezi! You guys won! My god, now i even get to keep your home planet and go home safety.
*Ma: We're going home!
*Uncle Max: Thank you Timon!
*Alien Announcer #1: I love these guys.
*Alien Announcer #2: I'm going to miss them a lot.
*King of Pluto: Thank you all for coming to this gladiator fight! You guys can now go home and mind your businesses by going back on where your going. Other worlds people, goodbye for now! *control his powers to warp the people back to their worlds*
*Crow: No. That's not how it ends. *warp out*
*Gambo: Come on! *warp out*
*Flip-Flop: Where is my flip and flop?! *warp out*
*Mer-dusa: The curse is broken! *warp out*
*Combo: I am glitching. I am glitching! *warp out*
*Gaz: *roar and warp out*
*Timon: Everyone's leaving. Don't you guys wanna go back playing some sticks?
*Pat: Uh, we're good for today. Maybe next week.
*Timon: Fine. See you later hippopotamus.
*Pumbaa: See ya.
*Stan: Good luck.
*Simba: *hug Pat and Stan by embracing them* I couldn't have done it without you guys.
*Pat: That's our boy.
*Stan: Ohh... I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry. *breaks down in sobs*
*Simba: We are one. *his group warp out*
*Pat: Are we really going home now?
*Stephanie: Yes. Back to where we are.
*Stan: Thank you! We're leaving! *his group warp out*
*Alien Announcer #1: Thank you guys for tuning in to the Pluto World Sports.
*Alien Announcer #2: See you next time on the next big event in the Interstellar Gladiator Games. Woo!
*King of Pluto: Long live the champions. *close eyes*
(After the gladiator games ended, the animals and aliens are back into their home world as Timon, Pumbaa and Simba relax on the beach in the Hakuna Matata jungle)
*Timon: Ah, does it feel great to win that battle against the King's champions?
*Pumbaa: Good to be home.
*Simba: You guys won this fight. Thank you so much for saving our planet.
*Timon: We did our very best to win the golden trophy.
*Pumbaa: Did we took the gold trophy home?
*Simba: Actually, we never did. The tournament was meant for us to win prizes and our prize is saving our planet.
*Timon: Ugh, the Circle of Life really want us to keep the circle as sacred as balance.
*Simba: That's what the Pride Lands is for.
*Timon: Yeah. I'm gonna chill my feet a bit down on the sand for a while.
*Pumbaa: How's the family doing?
*Simba: Pretty great. Just hanging out with you guys after the big game.
*Timon: Now that we finally save ourselves, we can have peace and quiet for the rest of our lives.
*Simba: Hakuna Matata.
(Back at Pat and Stan's world, Pat, Stan and their friends are playing a game of gladiator sticks in the backyard as Stuart throw a basketball on the hoop)
*Pat: Yeah!
*Stan: Make some score!
*Stephanie: This is just like the fight at the planet.
*Pat: We are a very happy neighborhood once and for all.
*Aunt Martha: The grand finale.
*Emily: It's not the end of our lives, right?
*Stan: You are all our friends.
*Chi-Chi: Any battle is worth a battle twice.
*Stuart: Just like throwing hoops in the basket! *throw another shot at the basket* Slam Ham! *snore*
*Lili: You make a good team.
*Momo: *hop with the bunnies*
*Pat: My rookie would be very proud of me making that battle worth it.
*Stephanie: Who is the rookie in here?
*Stan: Me! I'm the rookie all along.
*Stephanie: Silly Stan.
*Chi-Chi: Talking about enthusiasm.
*Stan: Well, i'm going on a big break after all that fighting with the big boys.
*Pat: It's better to have a big break after all this gladiator fight we had today.
*Stan: I'm calling it a day.
*Pat: Me too.
*Aunt Martha: It's good to be home.
*Stephanie: Home sweet planet. *laugh with everyone*
(Pat and Stan's friends walk around the backyard and laugh at the end of the day by telling jokes and stories as the sun begin to shine itself down on sunset)
THE END
==Production==
A fanfiction short based on the Timon and Pumbaa episode "Space Ham" was planned in the works. The short was originally going to be a sequel to "Space Ham" as taking place in the Timon and Pumbaa continuity.
The concept was scrapped as the short was reworked into a Crossover Omniverse Saga short, featuring characters from Pat and Stan, the second time that has a Lion King short reworked with a crossover with another franchise after Jungle Game Night. The short still act as a standalone sequel to "Space Ham" like Space Jam: A New Legacy, starring LeBron James acting as a standalone sequel to the first Space Jam which starred Michael Jordan.
==Trivia==
*The short is loosely based on the Looney Tunes films Space Jam and its sequel Space Jam: A New Legacy which came out the same year as the short, even on the same day.
**It was released on July 16, 2021 to accommodate Space Jam: A New Legacy which inspired most parts of the story.
**The short is also based on the Timon and Pumbaa episode "Space Ham" where Timon and Pumbaa were brought upon Pluto to fight in a gladiator tournament.
*The scene where Makuu put his mouth down is a reference to Pumbaa putting his mouth down in The Lion King 1½ during a scene where Timon proposes to Shenzi during the Battle of Pride Rock.
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Category:Fanfictions by MarioFan65
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