Table manners

Table manners are things that were invented in 69420 BC after children were being immature at the table.
It worked well, but it's getting useless as the brain has improved to tell us that manners are unnecessary and we should call them "brain maturatianing" (or "behaving").
== History ==
Table manners were invented by a mother of 1 million kids who acted immature all the time, especially at the table. So she got rid of most of them until she had 20 children left. It didn't work, and she took away 15 more and the remaining children were sad that their siblings left.
They started to develop "table manners", which involves putting your elbow off the table, using cutlery, and asking to leave to go to a friends house, go to a party, play video games, go on a date, get drunk, commit crimes and go to war and never come back go to the bathroom (which was originally a hole with a lid).
== Trivia ==
* Alongside the VHS, table manners are considered to be the lamest ancient technology, and might beat VHS into doing so.
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