2000 lbs. of Flowers

2000 lbs. of Flowers is a Fiber Optic Field Trip category from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK that initiates a phone call between Clay Thompson of Bloomington, Illinois and leads into the question Batteries Not Included.
===Introduction===
"Wait a second, 2000 pounds of flowers? We are talkin about a lotta blooms. [inhales] We're talkin' about a whole town of blooms. We're talkin' about- Bloomington, Illinois!
===Area Code Introduction===
"And, the upstanding town of Bloomington, Illinois is in Area Code 314! 
===Pre-Phone Talk===
[flipping through phonebook] "Okay, just flippin' through the Bloomington White Pages here, and pickin' out a name at random, how about…" [firmly touches the page] "Mr. Clay Thompson!"
===Calling the Number===
NATE: Alright then. I am- [picks up phone, dialtone] calling- [dialing number] Clay Thompson in… Bloomington, Illinois. [dialing continues] Let's see if he's in. Clay Thompson, [dialtone] ladies and gentlemen. [beat, dialtone] C'mon Clay.
CLAY: Hello?
===Phone Talk===
NATE: Uh hello, is this Clay Thompson?
CLAY: This is him…
NATE: Hi Clay, my name is Nate and- uh, this is gonna be kind of an unusual call for ya. I'm the host of a CD-Rom game show called YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
CLAY: You're the host of what?
NATE: Of a game show. I'm-I'm a- uh, I'm calling from Chicago.
CLAY: Oh. Oh, okay.
NATE: So Clay? I actually… picked your number at random. Out of the Bloomington phonebook. And I was wondering if you could take a couple minutes, [inhales] and help us come up with a trivia question for our game. What do ya say?
CLAY: Wh- I- Uh… Yeah, sure. That sounds fun.
NATE: Great. Okay. S-um… It is fun. So, C-Clay, what do you-whatdoyou-what do you do in, um- Bloomington?
CLAY: Ohhhh, well I, uh- work at an… adult entertainment center. [exhales]
NATE: You are kidding. Um, [beat] wha- uh, [huffing, exhale] what do ya-what do ya sell at the adult entertainment center?
CLAY: Oh, we uh… uh specialize… in uh- novelties of the adult kind. Uh-
NATE: Uh-huh.
CLAY: [inhales] …Movies, uh- books, uh… and uh- other- assorted uh, items.
NATE: That is a- a very interesting line of work. You-y I uh, see- You must meet a lot of uh- interesting… people. Uh, in your job.
CLAY: Uh, fascinating people. [laughs, exhales afterwards] Yeah.
NATE: Um, okay. Well listen. Um, [inhales] Clay? I'm gonna, uh- put ya on hold, you hang on there and I'm gonna switch ya over to our producer, [inhales] he's gonna explain everything- um, that-that we need from ya which is just a question. [inhales] So um, ha-hang tight an-and I'll be talkin' to you in just a couple of minutes
CLAY: Uh okay.
===Post Phone Conversation===
"Alright, we will be back to Clay in a couple of minutes, but in the meantime, we need another category."
===Pre Question Conversation===
NATE: Alright, we are back with Clay Thompson out in Bloomington, Indiana. Clay, you there?
CLAY: Yes.
NATE: Okay. So you've come up with a question, right?
CLAY: Uh, yes I have.
NATE: Then let's do it.
===Mistakes===
During the Pre-Question Conversation, Nate confuses Illinois with Indiana.
Category:YOU DON’T KNOW JACK Questions
Category:Fiber Optic Field Trip