Delver Lee

Delver Lee is a character role-played by unknown. (Not streamed.)
== General Description ==
Delver Lee is an entrepreneur, a clown, and a visionary. Known in the clown community as a business clown, he's often seen planning ventures with individuals such as Scruffy Doodle, Augusta Carlin, and Pilbis Shonely.
He lives in the trailer park commune with Windsong, Big Phil, Happy, Stumbles and Scruffy.
== Quotes ==
* "They call me, 'The Lethal Weapon'."
* "Y'know, I've been doing a lot of thinking..."
* "I'm kind of a big deal in the accounting scene."
* "I just had a great idea for another devious lick."
* "Do you think that's kosher? I'm tempted to ask but I don't want to get shot."
* "Yeah, uh, you don't know who you're messing with! That was intimidating, right guys? They didn't turn around so I really think my bluff scared them off."
== Trivia ==
*He's renowned for his ability to fill dead air for hours on end.
*He claims to own a one of one S+ tuner car. It's actually a Primo.
*He's a certified forklift operator and runs a dog daycare out of his office.
*He intends to have his bones replaced with a titanium skeleton so he can call himself, "The Lethal Weapon".
*He's the mastermind behind the sauce trade that's recently caused a rift in the PD after he sold a bulk order of 500 packets of honey-mustard sauce to Ernest Kaminski for $25,000.
Category:Male
Category:Characters