Extreme Sleepover Club: Spooky Edition!/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Extreme Sleepover Club: Spooky Edition!".
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(The camera shows the moon and it moves down to Biggie, Cooper, and Guy Diamond at a campfire with their pajamas on. Smidge walks up to a rock with her hood up.)
Smidge: I hear by call to order this meeting of… (She removes her hood.) … the Extreme Sleepover Club! Step forward when you hear your nome de slumber. Big Sleep. (Biggie appears and removes his hood.) 40 Winks. (Guy Diamond appears and removes his hood.) The Napster. (Cooper appears and removes his hood.)
Cooper: Meeting adjourned! (He pulls a string from cannon and it fires many feathers.)
Smidge: Uh… Cooper, it’s not time for the ceremonial closing pillow cannon. We just started.
Cooper: Oops! (laughs) I get like I call “up in the fun.” (laughs again) It will not happen again. (He fires the cannon again.)
Smidge: Fellow sleepover enthusiasts, together we have held slumber parties at locations never dreamed possible. (We go to the past where she, Cooper, Guy Diamond, and Biggie are sleeping on a predator’s mouth, a cake factory, and the Metroll train as it goes through a loop. Then we go back to the present.) Remembering things is fun. And now, two more Trolls have decided to join our club. Dante. (Dante appears and removes his hood.) Demo. (Demo appears and removes his hood.) Are you- (Cooper fires the cannon once more.) Are you- (Cooper fires the cannon a 4th time and 5th time.) COOPER!
Cooper: That was the last time. I swear. (He slowly moves his hand toward the cannon string and fires a 6th time. Smidge removes the feathers from herself.)
Smidge: Are you prepared to take deals?
Demo: A night of endless joy. When the sun sets, the fun rises.
Dante: No rules allowed. Only smiles and surprises.
Both: Friends bound together, making pillow forts and memories. Let us endeavor to make sleepovers exemplary! Extreme Sleepover Club! (The rest of the members including Dante and Demo clap their hands and snore. Then they cheer.)
Smidge: New members, Tomorrow, 40 Winks and I will take you on your first official sleepover.
Guy Diamond: That’s right. And we have picked a location that is most extreme. (He points to the Pillow Palace.)
Demo: The Pillow Palace?! Where we keep all of TrollsTopia’s extra pillows?!
Guy Diamond: Wha-? Oh, no, no, no. The old, spooky mansion past that. (He points to a spooky mansion. Lightning strikes in the sky, making Dante and Demo scream.)
Dante: Oh, my. That’s very different.
Smidge: With that, tonight’s business is concluded. I declare this meeting adjourned!
All: Cooper!
Cooper: What? (The next day, Dante and Demo head to Poppy’s pod in a panic.)
Dante and Demo: Poppy!
Poppy: Oh, hey, guys. Wanna join us for a game? With R and B’s Super Sci-fi Discoball-o-Gram? You can conjure games drawn right from your wildest dreams. (Rhythm turns on a button and the discoball shoots laser lights in Poppy’s pod. A chessboard appears on the table.)
Dante and Demo: Huh?
Poppy: Oh, yeah. My checkers dreams are pretty wild.
Dante: No time, Poppy! We must prepare for our first Extreme Sleepover! Demo and I are desperate to make a good impression on the other members.
Demo: Yeah! They’re such slumber masters, and we don’t wanna blow it. (He and Demo take out notebooks and pencils.) So tell us everything about the old mansion at the edge of town.
Poppy: Ah, yes. The old Troll Mansion. (She takes out a flashlight and turns it on.) Some say it was abandoned because it has a leaky roof.
DJ Suki: (In a spooky voice) They say that because it’s truuuuuue.
Poppy: But others say it is the home of the ghost of Raisin Ruby.
DJ Suki: They say that because it’s fun to be spoooooky. Whoooooo!
Poppy: You see, long ago, there lived a Troll named Raisin Ruby who loved to bake for others. But deep within each treat lay a hair-curdling secret. (Demo and Dante whimper in fear.) For Raisin Ruby’s favorite ingredient… was raisins! (She throws raisins as Demo and Dante scream.)
Dante: (Pulling his hair) Raisins in baked goods?! No! No Troll could be so monstrous!
Demo: Yeah! Also, do you always carry raisins around in your hair just in case you tell the story?
Poppy: (Turning on the flashlight again) Yes. (She turns off the flashlight again.) Ooh! You guys are gonna have so much fun on this sleepover! You’d probably play everyone’s favorite scary sleepover game!
Demo: Game?
Dante: What game? (That night at the old mansion, Demo and Dante are with Guy Diamond and Smidge.)
Smidge: The name of the game is Eek-a-boo.
Guy Diamond: To play, separate into two teams, split up, and go hide anywhere we want in the mansion. And then… (chuckles) … we try our best to spook each other, like so!
Smidge: BOO!
Demo and Dante: AAH! (They calm down and laugh.)
Guy Diamond: (laughs) Don’t worry. That was just a practice scare.
Smidge: BOO! (Dante and Demo scream again.)
Guy Diamond: That wasn’t! (He and Smidge laugh and head into a hall entrance.)
Smidge: Game on! (She and Guy Diamond sprint off.)
Demo: OK, my crescen-bro, now’s our chance. (chuckles) Let’s show them what we’re made of!
Dante: (laughs) T’will be an eeking for the ages. (Smidge and Guy Diamond reach a hall with mirrors while Demo and Dante hide.)
Demo: OK, they’re coming. And I know the perfect way to spook any Troll. (He and Dante use their hair to form scary faces.) The Hair Scare! In 3, 2…
Both: BOO! (Smidge and Guy Diamond hold their reflections in the mirror, scaring them. As Demo and Dante run away, Smidge and Guy Diamond laugh. At a flight of stairs, Dante and Demo get ready to pop balloons.)
Dante: New approach: when Smidge and Guy descend from this staircase, we shall greet them not with a fanfare of trumpets, but with a frightening roar of popping balloons. (As he and Demo laugh, Guy Diamond comes out from behind a painting and he and Tiny Diamond blow airhorns, scaring them away. As they run, they pop their balloons.)
Tiny Diamond: Ha-ha! I’m terrifying, Daddy! (Guy Diamond and Smidge are at a fireplace while Dante and Demo on a fake moose.)
Dante: (chuckles) This attempt cannot possibly fail.
Demo: Yeah. Time for an old-fashioned scare from the air. (He and Dante jump down from the fake moose and try to scare Guy Diamond and Smidge.)
Both: Huh? (Guy Diamond and Smidge remove a carpet, revealing a hole. Dante and Demo look down with no floor beneath them, then they fall down screaming and land hard on the floor. Tiny Diamond is in front of them.)
Tiny Diamond: (Forming a scary face with his hair) Boo! (Dante and Demo scream and run away. Later, the friends are getting into their sleeping leaves.)
Smidge: (giggles) Oh, my Guh! That was such a blast!
Demo and Dante: (sadly) Oh.
Smidge: Hey, what’s wrong, you guys?
Dante: Oh, nothing. Just our complete utter failure as extreme sleepoverers,  t’is all. Why do you ask? (He puts his face on his pillow.)
Demo: (sighs) We wanted to make a good first impression on you guys, but we didn’t even manage a single scare.
Smidge: Whoa.
Guy Diamond: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Smidge: Whoa, whoa.
Guy Diamond: Whooooooa.
Smidge: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guy Diamond: Whoa.
Demo: You take it you want us to “whoa”?
Guy Diamond: No new member has ever been able to scare us on their first extreme sleepover. We have years of Eek-a-boo experience.
Smidge: Besides, most important thing about this club is that we all have fun together. Right?
Dante: Quite true.
Smidge: Good. Then let’s enjoy ourselves and- (She smells something strange.) Wait. You guys… smell something?
Guy Diamond: I do. I smell… baked goods.
Demo: But it’s more than that. It’s…
Dante: (whimpers) Raisins. (He and the others gasp. A shadow is seen behind the door and humming is heard.) Oh, ha-ha. This is just more of your skull doggery, isn’t it, you scamps? Trying to get one last “eek” out of us, hm?
Smidge: N-no. I’m not doing this.
Guy Diamond: Not us.
Demo: Oh, stop. Th-this has to be Tiny in there baking… right?
Tiny Diamond: Um… Daddy? (sniffs) Is that raisins I smell? Or am I just having one of my night terrors again? Please say night terrors!
Demo: Well, i-if it’s not Tiny… (He stammers in fear. The door opens and reveals the ghost of Raisin Ruby.)
All: Raisin Ruby!
Raisin Ruby: That’s right! And I made blueberry muffins.
Guy Diamond: Oh. That actually sounds pretty good.
Raisin Ruby: With Raisins. (Smidge, Guy Diamond, Dante, and Demo scream and run around the mansion. As they hide and run, Dante and Demo sing Hair Raisin’ Fun.)
(Demo)
We’ll be running from ya
All night long
(Dante)
Night long
(Demo)
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
You can’t catch us when we on the run
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
(Both)
And we’ll keep going
Never slowing down
And we won’t stop
As long as you’re around
We found some hair raisin’ fun
So scared and on the run
Beware everyone
That hair raisin’ fun
Raisin’ fun (The friends are finally near the exit. They run toward it. Closeup of Raisin Ruby's walking feet, then camera pans up to her face and her eyes turn green. The friends try to open the door.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! The door’s locked!
Raisin Ruby: Of course it’s locked. You can’t let a draft in. The raisins would dry out. (Smidge, Guy Diamond, Dante, and Demo scream as she approaches them.)
Guy Diamond: I’m too scared to figure if that makes sense!
Demo: R-really?! You guys are really scared?!
Smidge: These are raisins! Muffin land mites cookies fangs, the devil’s chocolate chips, of course we’re scared!
Dante: Well, in that case, I s’pose the only thing to say is… (He and Demo get up.)
Dante and Demo: Gotcha! (Raisin Ruby disappears and Poppy, DJ Suki, Rhythm, and Blues appear.)
Poppy, DJ Suki, Rhythm, and Blues: Boo! (They all laugh.)
Smidge: Wha-? What is happening?
Dante: (chuckles) When we heard we would be playing Eek-a-boo, we requested the aid of Poppy, DJ, R and B, and their Discoball-o-Gram.
Demo: Yeah! So, was it fun?
Smidge: Was it fun?!
Guy Diamond: It was the most fun sleepover ever!
Dante and Demo: (gasp) We did it! (They laugh and hug.)
Smidge: We usually wait a while to do this for new members, but after what we’ve seen tonight…
Guy Diamond: You’re ready to receive your nome de slumber. (Dante and Demo kneel down.) I dub thee Shut Eye.
Smidge: And I dub thee Power Nap.
All: Extreme Sleepover Club! (They clap their hands and snore. Feathers from Cooper’s cannon fire.)
Cooper: Meeting adjourned! (He laughs with the others.)
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