Annoying Orange: The Hungry Games/Transcript

(Title shows in the metal screen, "The Hungry Games" like the sports intro.)
Claudius Cauliflower: Veggies and gentlefruit, welcome to the seventy-fourth annual Hungry Games! I'm your host, Claudius Cauliflower.
Orange: What? You don't look like a flower. (laughs)
Claudius Cauliflower: I'm not a flower! I'm a cauliflower!
Orange: Collie-flower? Is that why you're barking orders? (laughs)
Claudius Cauliflower: (growl) Ugh! Enough!! I'm here to present our trib-fruits from the twelve districts of Pancake, shall fight to the death in the glorious kitchen arena where there can be only one victor.
(All fighters appeared from the golden platform, and Apple appears in the golden platform where it has the bomb outside.)
Apple: I don't want to die. I don't want to die.
Claudius Cauliflower: Let the seventy-fourth Hungry Games begin!
Orange: May the odds be ever in your flavor! (laughs)
Claudius Cauliflower: Hey! That was my line!
(All fighters in the kitchen kept fighting with swords, axe, bow and arrow, and all weapons.)
Orange: Let's see if any of our contestants have a fighting chance. (laughs)
(Apple rolls off the golden platform, and he accidentally sat on the bomb.)
Orange: Oh, and there goes Apple!
(The bomb explodes, and Apple died.)
Orange: (reacts in disgust) Ewwwwww!
Claudius Cauliflower: Truly a valiant end for Apple.
Orange: Yeah, he really went out with a bang. (laugh) Get it? Bang? Ha-ha! 'Cause he exploded. Get it?
Claudius Cauliflower: Would you please let me do my job?
Orange: Aye-aye, Colonel!
Claudius Cauliflower: Ugh!
(Canteloupe walks carefully with an axe.)
Orange: Looks like Melon's trying to get to safety.
(A rock moves off the counter.)
Orange: Uh-oh! Look out!
(The rock falls, and it crushes Canteloupe to death. Canteloupe died.)
Orange: Ooo! He should have worn a helmet to protect his melon! (laughs)
Claudius Cauliflower: Please, stop talking.
(Record scratches)
Sugarcane: Yes, please! For the love of fruit, be quiet!
Orange: Whoa! Who are you?
Sugarcane: The name is Sugarcane, the glorious kitchen arena is my design, for I am the Gamemaker.
Orange: Gamemaker? I love games! What's your favourite? Mine's motorboating! (motorboats)
Sugarcane: Stop it! We'll all be dead if he hears you!
Orange: If who hears us?
Sugarcane: The all-powerful President Snowball.
Orange: Oh, President Snowball!
Sugarcane: Yes. The president of Pancake and creator of The Hungry Games.
Orange: No! President Snowball!
(the screen zooms out to reveal President Snowball next to Sugarcane)
Sugarcane: (gasps) Mr. President!
President Snowball: You will not make a mockery of my games! Do you understand me?
Orange: Ab-snow-lutely. (laughs)
President Snowball: Silence, you insolent orange!
Orange: Geez, I guess you're really are cold hearted. (laughs) Get it? Cold? Ha-ha-ha! He's a snowball; get it?
President Snowball: Show this orange an example of my power.
Sugarcane: Yes, sir.
(Sugarcane pushed the button. Strawberry runs into his safety golden platform.)
Strawberry: Finally! I'm safe! (The spear appears on the ground to kill Strawberry, and Strawberry died.) Ooh!
Orange: Whoa! Strawberry got skewered! (laughs)
President Snowball: You see, Orange? I alone have the power to decide life and death.
Orange: Oh, yeah? Well, can you spit seeds like this?
(Orange spits a seed at Sugarcane, and Sugarcane bangs at the machine with electricity with alarm sounds. Sugarcane was shocked.)
Sugarcane: No! Aah!
Orange: Whoa! Looks like Sugarcane is in shock! (laughs)
(The kitchen explodes where it has the tilte, Weapon Engaged. Sugarcane got burned, and he died.)
President Snowball: What have you done, you fool?!
Orange: Uh-oh!
Loaf: (talking to biscuit) We're gonna make it, buddy! We're gonna make--
(The bomb explodes to Loaf and Biscuit to death.)
President Snowball: No!
Orange: Whoa! Those two really got toasted!
(Croissant and Cheese run, and got kill by six knives.)
Orange: Whoa!
President Snowball: This can't be happening!
Orange: Told ya. They're a cut above the rest. (laughs)
(Egg screams like a little girl, and a wrecking ball crushes him.)
Orange: Ooh, and The Hungry Games continue to be a smashing success! (laughs)
(Pita runs safely on the ground where it's safe.)
Pita: A-am I-- did I-- I'm alive!
Claudius Cauliflower: Well, in a surprise turn of event, it appears we have our victor. The winner of the seventy-forth Hungry Games is...
Pita: I won--(The gasoline appears and sprays on Pita. The fire appears and burns Pita to death.) Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Orange: Now, that's what I call a bad case of gas. (burps and laughs)
President Snowball: No! This can't be happening! There must be a victor!
Orange: Hey! Hey, President Snowball!
President Snowball: What?!
Orange: President Snowball! Over here! Hey! Hey, President Snowball!
President Snowball: What?! What is it?!
Orange: Mockingjay!
President Snowball: What?
(Mockingjay tweets, and woodpeckers President Snowball to death.)
President Snowball: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
(Mockingjay continures pecking, causing President Snowball to die.)
Orange: Whoa! Well, that's too bad. President was a really "cool" guy. (laughs) Ohh... Hey, hey Mockingjay!
(Orange and Mockingjay tongue flips.)
Claudius Cauliflower: I really hope I'm not in the sequel!
(End rolls)
Orange: (talks to the audience) What's up, my frizzy frizzuits? Did you know that every time you press the "like" button, another fruit gets exploded? So, press that "like" button!! Smash it!! (laughs) And, let me know in the comments below what movie you'd like to see us spoof next. Do it! Do it, now! Leave me comment! Come on!
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