The Truck Driver

I was just a little wine that's fresh and locally GROAN kiddies hee-hee!  I like to cuddle up at FRIGHT and WORM my DEAD-FEET by the fire.  Please join me for a sweet glass of LICE TEA and this tale.  
On a June morning back in 1959, a teenage girl walked in the country of southwest-Oregon.  She wandered on the side of a road singing: "Danny Boy", when a truck drove up along side her suddenly.  It stopped and she did too.  "You need a ride Miss?" the truck driver asked her.  He had a black-sack over his head.  "Uh, yes please thank you sir" the teenage girl replied and got in the truck.  The truck driver drove off, down the road.  
The girl looked at the truck driver's black sack and asked, "excuse me sir, why do you have that on your head for?".  "Well, my face is badly-looking Miss" he replied.  Two eye-holes were in the sack.  "Oh, I am sorry sir!" the teenage girl said.  "Thank you, it's alright though" the truck driver replied.  As the truck driver traveled down the road, they were approaching a little graveyard up, ahead.  
"Um, right up here you can drop me off please" the girl told the truck driver.  "Alright Miss" he replied.  The truck driver stopped beside the cemetery and the girl got out.  "There you go Miss.  Have a good and safe day" the truck driver said to her.  "Thank you sir you too" she replied, smiling.  The truck driver removed his black gloves, revealing his rotting-hands of red.  He then removed the black-sack from his head, showing that his head was also rotting, being a dead zombie.  The truck driver had: rotten, red-flesh, decaying-eye sockets with bugs and worms crawling and swarming in and out of his eye sockets and decaying-mouth.  In his black coat and cap, the zombie of the truck driver grinned at the girl, showing his rotting, yellow-teeth.  "This is my graveyard Miss" the corpse told her and drove into the little graveyard, laughing.  The girl screamed and ran for it.  
That story just DROVE ME NUTS how about you, Kiddies?  Well, even if that truck driver makes GRAVE MISTAKES, he still drives in the ROT DIE-RECTION!  Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!