Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Dr. Franz "Ernst Stavro ""The Bad Guy"" Blofeld" Oberhauser Powers I is a very bad guy. In fact, he's so bad, that he's good - but then he's so bad that he's good that he's bad!!! He is even badder than his super-bad younger-brother Dr. Evil!
He is also the super bad nemesis of James Bond.
==Biography==
Franz Oberhauser Powers was born in 1968 as a bald baby, though he later grew hair only to lose it again. He was educated at the School of Being Baddies (ScoBBies) where he was taught how to be bad by Bowser. He later qualified in SCC, only to go to University to get a Master's Degree in being bad, and become the national badminton champion.
When he was 69, James Bond lit his own farts on fire, and it hit Dr. Oberhauser and his brother Dr. Evil in the eyes. Ever since that day James Bond has been the nemesis of Dr. Oberhauser, who changed his name to Ernst Stavro Blofeld to sounde like an even badder bad-guy.
==SPECTRE==
In 1996, Blofeld formed SPECTRE. The name of the organisation is an acronym, made up of the following words:
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E	BAD
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They have done many bad and naughty things.
==Bad Things he did!==
=== Pear Wiggler ===
To make sure he was the baddest of the bad, he created the Pear Wiggler in which he could place bad and naughty children. However, the Skellies stole this from him before he could use it.
=== Legal Case against James Bond ===
After James Bond lit his fart on fire and scarred Blofeld, Ernst made an attempt to take Bond to court, but he was stopped when James Bond set a second fart on fire and burned away Blofeld's hair.
=== Ban Farting ===
SPECTRE attempted to create a law which banned farting and fart-lighting from public spaces, but James Bond farted on every member of SPECTRE and they choked and died.
=== Get Food ===
Blofeld was made homeless after SPECTRE was destroyed, but James Bond farted in Blofeld's face and reported Blofeld to the police for trespassing on a car park whilst finding a place to sleep. Blofeld was then thrown into the German Prison, but then kicked out for being too stinky after James Bond farted on him.
=== Live with his brother ===
Blofeld was found by his brother, Dr. Evil, who took blofeld into his home. Blofeld then began to practice engineering in Dr. Evil's basement.
=== Fulfil his Childhood Dream ===
One of his inventions, the Wear Piggler, was finally accepted by Microsoft and Blofeld became a multi-millionaire inventor.
=== Adopt a Cat ===
Blofeld adopted a cat named Mrs Worthelsbig. This cat became a close companion of Blofeld over the next few years of his life.
=== Charity Work ===
Blofeld donated 80% of his money to charity and began to work to help resolve global issues and assist those in need.
=== Start a Family ===
Blofeld met his true love, Irma Bunt, and married her - they had 3 kids together and began to live a very happy life.
=== Get Dunked On ===
On his front doorstep, Blofeld was farted on by James Bond and blasted all the way to Teletubby Land, where the Teletubbies cracked open his head and ate his insides on Tubby Toast. Horray for James Bond!!!!! :)(Right - a graphic depiction of Blofeld's death)
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