SML Movie: Chef Peepee’s New Face!

Chef Peepee’s New Face. This single video made my view on SML a lot more.. broadened. You might be wondering, Which? Well, do you recognize the name of Chef Peepee? If not then that’s fine, if you do then that’s great. I’m not gonna bash people for not knowing who the character is, I’m not one of THOSE fans. Anywho, before I get into the meat of this thing, I want to tell you all how I managed to uncover this thing. It all started when I was at school when it released, and started to make headlines around the entire school ground. When I got home, I immediately got on my phone to see what was the fuss about this particular episode.
As soon as I typed in the name of the channel, the name popped up. I tapped on it and was immediately greeted with a weirdly creepy looking thumbnail for it. As shown, it had the game room of the house as the background. I think it was posterized? I don’t know the exact term, then.. the characters. First off, Chef Peepee. Chef Peepee looked a bit deep fried in a digital sense, with his face covered by shadow. Only his red glowing pupils were showing, which kinda freaked me out if I’m completely honest with you. Now, Junior and Jeffy. Junior was in one of the Panic poses made for thumbnails, which didn’t seem out of the ordinary. Jeffy however was edited to look worried, and honestly.. they did not too good of a job but it’s the effort that counts.
I was preparing for something related to The Secret Door or something like that, judging by what the Thumbnail was implying. I can’t say I was expecting something, nor that it’d change my view on SML as a whole but.. here we are. Let’s begin shall we?
The video started with Junior, Cody, and Joseph playing within the living room, Marvin and Rose watching them. The kids were playing tag, catch, the usual stuff. Marvin was just out of it, while Rose was still focused on the kids. Dialogue ensued, but honest to god, I think I wasn’t listening to it as much as I thought I did. However, there are still chunks to fill so let me recap.
R: “Marvin? Are you alright?”
M: “Mumbles”
R: “What?”
M: “Not great, it’s just-.. God everything has been too ordinary for one month. When is something gonna change?”
R: “Mario-I mean Marvin, change just takes time! You just got to be pati-JUNIOR! NO THROWING BASKET BALLS INSIDE THE HOUSE! YOU COULD BREAK SOMETHING!”
J: “Nya nya nya nya boo boo! You can’t catch me!”
C: Wheezing “DAMMIT JUNIOR HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO FAST!?”
J: “Well first of all, I ain’t a NEERD like you Cody!”
C: “I have asthma, Junior.”
J: “Oh wait for real? My bad.”
C: “Thank you Juni-“
Cody gets hit in the face with one of the basketballs brought in, Joseph rhetorically laughing at Cody before Cody throws a basketball back. And surprisingly, it went VERY far.
M: “C-CODY!”
C: “Shit, sorry Mr Marvin! I’ll try to pay for it if it breaks anything!”
M: “Hhhh.. Where’s Jeffy? I haven’t seen him at all today!”
It then cut to Chef Peepee and Jeffy, with Chef Peepee teaching Jeffy who to cook for himself and not be dependent on others. Teaching him how to airfry meals, deep fry stuff, working with the toaster, etc. Honestly, it was refreshing to see Jeffy actually learn new things and not be a stereotype of autistic people all the time. It was whitenoise to me sadly enough so I didn’t really remember what Chef Peepee and Jeffy said to eachother, but eventually Jeffy learned how to cook stuff on his own. I do remember this part of their conversation.
C: “Alright! Now you’re a natural at this! Never expected you to breeze through this so quickly!”
JF: “Thank you Chef Peepee! Since I’m eighteen now, I gotta start pulling my weight around here. Thank you sooo much!”
C: “No problem Jeff-“
Eventually the ball from the living room somehow manages to hit him into the stove, burning his face as he began to scream in pain. The footage also was spliced with closeups of boils and healed burn wounds as this happened, the audio was unchanged while this was happening and actually made me actually yelp. Jeffy called for Marvin and the others and help the now burning chef. The screams of the crowd made this scene much more horrifying, to the point that I vividly recall seeing Chef Peepee’s eye melt off as the other puppets surrounded him like vultures trying to help. Eventually Junior spilled water onto Chef Peepee, now no longer burning and just now moaning in pain. All of the characters were arguing, trying to figure out how the hell did the ball manage to get here. Before Jeffy yelled out something.
JF: “ARE Y’ALL FUCKING HIGH!? HE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT NOW!! AND ALL OF YOU ARE ARGUING!?!?”
Jeffy eventually called 911, it actually sounding like a legitimate 911 call just with Jeffy as the person calling and Brooklyn Guy being the Caller. As Jeffy began to tell the IP Address, it faded to Chef Peepee on the couch with bandages across his face. Hiding his eyes and mouth, just.. lying there. Almost motionless, only having subtle movements of breathing. Jeffy and Junior were right next to him, Junior shaking a tad bit while Jeffy just looked sad. Another conversation played out once more.
J: “C-Chef Peepee, can you hear me? I-I’m sorry that you got hurt!”
JF: “Let him heal up Junior, I don’t really think he wants any interaction thanks to the ball.”
J: “But.. I just.. I feel so guilty over it! What if he never talks to me again!? Everything just feels.. wrong.”
JF: “Junior I know this just as well as anybody when I say this-We’ll get through this and help Chef Peepee back to where he was!”
C: “You know I can hear you right?”
JF: “Oop-sorry Chef Peepee.”
They remained silent once more, and was pretty shocked by how gritty and almost realistic this was. Especially in a SML Episode of all things like.. Damn, I didn’t know they could make something as real as this. The puppets just sat there watching TV, as Junior momentarily looking at Chef Peepee before looking back at the TV. He later that he was gonna go straight to bed and the two others replied with “Goodnight”, and cut to Junior tucking himself in and sleeping. And this., this is where shit actually hit the fan.
Junior awoke in the morning, now the entire scene was animated. Junior also was Bowser Junior within this, as seeming like a homage to the old days of SML before Nintendo forced Logan to change the characters. He noticed how he looked, and was confused. He stepped out of his room, and looked around. The entire house was.. empty, no one else but him and his thoughts. He made himself a jelly sandwich, and looked oddly saddened while eating. Soon, there was a noise. A noise that sounded eerily to the groans Chef Peepee made when he was fresh after getting the burn wounds, and Junior looked to his side and his eyes widened in horror by what he had saw. And sure enough, there was Chef Peepee. Without the skin on his body.
Chef Peepee looked like one of the mangled corpses from The Secret Door, but with Chef Peepee’s body and given an almost photorealistic appearance. There were nails poking out of his mouth like razor sharp teeth, his eyes were burst like pus bubbles, and his clothes were tattered and burnt. A disgusting amount of detail was put into this and it genuinely made me nauseous afterwards, and the worst part? The pupils from the fucking thumbnail were present too. It made my heart sink watching that damned thing stare at the screen, before it lunged at the screen. Junior ran from the table, screaming and crying for ‘Chef Peepee’ to leave him alone as Chef Peepee yelled at him for ruining his life via bringing his friends along, how he will get what he finally deserved. Eventually, Junior found the secret door himself and entered. Hoping, praying that he would not be found. Eventually, Chef Peepee left the area and Junior sighed out of relief. Before eventually saying something.
J: “..It sure is dark in here.. Let me just-“
Then he turned the lights on, and I was met with the biggest fucking scare in my entire life.
Everyone within the SML Universe was found dead here, burning and turning charred. All mutilated almost beyond recognition, yet I still recognized all of them. I almost thought something was actually burning it looked so.. real. And infront of those corpses.. was Does Bad Things Guy, with a bullet wound the side of his head. He finally responded, after years.. of being left to rot in that room.
DBTG: “..You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could ya?”
J: “..Wh-..what.. w-WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?”
DBTG: “WHAT DID I DO!? WHAT DID I DO!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!! DON’T YA FUCKING GET IT YOU LITTLE TWERP!? I HAD TO MAKE DO FOR ALL THE SHIT I HAD LOCKED AWAY IN THIS FUCKING PRISON, I HAD TO BE BURIED WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THIS VERY HOUSE-I WAS THE ONE TO WARN YOU IF YOU DARED ENTER THIS VERY FUCKIN’ ROOM!”
I felt my room shake slightly, this was the point for me where I remember EVERYTHING clearly. Junior was mortified, confused, and angered. He backed away almost hesitantly, as Does Bad Things Guy writhed and wildly flailed around like a fucking banshee.
DBTG: “Now finally.. you reap what ya sow.. ALONG THE REST OF THE FAMILY!!”
Does Bad Things Guy lunged at Junior who was dragged back into the room, as he grabbed a powersaw and a blowtorch. It cut before I saw anything happen to Junior, but it just showed the door. I heard the screams of Junior and manic cackles of Does Bad Things Guy as fire and oil began to seep out of the corners of the house before I heard a familiar voice call Junior’s Name.
”JUNIOR! WAKE UP DUDE!”
Junior jolted awake, now back to the current era and use of puppets where Joseph was standing over him. Junior looked around, shaky and somehow brilliantly puppeteered by Logan to display actual fear in him. They started talking, after Junior stood up from the bed.
JO: “Yo dude! I heard you whimpering in your sleep, what happened?”
J: “I-I.. nn.. sigh I had a nightmare about Chef Peepee and the guy that comes to our house every so often to help us. I-It was really scary..”
JO: “Aww man.. You know what’d make you and I feel better?”
J: “Huh?”
JO: “Follow me dude!”
Joseph and Junior leave the room, cutting to the coach where Joseph shows Junior that Chef Peepee healed up nicely. His face as only patched up vis his right eye but everything about him seemed.. normal. Good as new. Junior gasped and Chef Peepee laughed and spoke once again, now with a calm tone and honestly really relaxing tone.
C: “Hey Junior! I’m back to normal! How’s it going kiddo?”
No response of Junior.
C: “..look, Junior-During my time healing overnight, I just realized something.. why am I hating you over just being a little kid? You’re not that bad!.. compared to when you were younger-Look the point is that I forgive you for the stuff you may have done, sure they may have been downright malicious at times but-.. you never had bad intentions! You’re just a kid! A little rough around the edges but I’ll grow to love you and cherish you, I’m sorry I worried you yesterday.”
Junior hesitantly hugs Chef Peepee, soon letting down tears. He sounded more.. younger, like an actual kid. And right before the video ended. Junior said one last thing, that made me cry a tad bit.
J: “I’m sorry Chef Peepee…”
And with that, the video ended as it faded to black. No usual questions for the audience, just a fade to black and that’s it. I was in a mix of emotions, fear, sadness, excitement.. I was a mess afterwards and ended up crying myself to sleep. I woke up, and saw I left my phone still on the bed. So I went onto it, and found out that the video was privated. But I wasn’t the only to see this right? If anyone remembers this episode, please. Please tell me, I don’t wanna be left alone knowing about this thing. If anyone has a reupload, please send it down below. Thanks. And thank you for reading this, I just wanted to get this out there. Whatever, bye. Have a nice day.
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