Memeworld I: Scrubs and Dank Memes

A story about Memeworld that's gonna be way better than Stoobal's :D
==Chapter 1: Vynland Geeeeeeeeeeets Dunked On==
One disagreeably damp, musty, and cold day on Memeworld, Chill was standing on some stairs in his half-constructed house. He wanted to sit on them but he couldn't because there was no chairs plugin. 
Chill: im bored :(
So, he decided it would be a good idea to troll Stubal, because he was off doing who-knows-what with Tux in the Sunflower Kingdom. Before heading off, he got some Bernie Sanders chicken eggs and a crapton of TNT. After a while, he finally got to Vynland. Before he started, he messaged Mario.
Chill: hai wanna come troll stubal with meh?!?!
Mario: okai :D
Chill spent the time waiting for Mario by filling the Freeze Towers with Bernie Sanders chickens. Eventually Mario showed up and Chill tossed a stack of TNT at him.
Chill: LET'S BLOW UP FREEZE'S CASTLE :D
Mario: kek
Pink Sheep: Hey stop you can't do that because I am Pink Sheep number twenty one billion eight hundred and six million twenty two thousand nine hundred and twelve and I really like Penstubal because-
Nobody ever heard the rest of what Pink Sheep was saying, because his voice was drowned out by the sound of Stubal's exploding castle.
Mario: ayyy
Pink Sheep: Oh no I must tell Penstubal!
Pink Sheep jumps on top of a Bernie Sanders slime.
Pink Sheep: To the Sunflower Kingdom, my trusty steed!
Bernie Sanders jumps around in circles while Pink Sheep stands on top of him.
Pink Sheep: This might take a while.
Chill: wut a scrub
Mario: ikr
Chill and Mario went back home as the sun started setting, satisfied with their troll.
==Chapter 2: Memewarld Begins==
The next morning, Memeworld woke up to the peaceful sound of...
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shrek: WHO'S MAKIN' ALL THAT NOISE IN MUH SWUMP!?!?
Shrek left his hut and looked around to see who was making so much noise in his swamp and disturbing his beauty sleep. He didn't see anybody though, because Stubal was in Vynland and his salt was just that loud.
Stubal: WHO DID THIS
Tux: tbh idk
Stubal: PINK SHEEP DID YOU SEE WHO DID IT
Pink Sheep is still riding Bernie Sanders, who is still jumping around in circles.
Pink Sheep: Yes it was Chill57181 and Mario Rk who blew up your castle. I came to tell you but Bernie Sanders is not very reliable.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T INSULT BERNIE SANDERS HE IS MY HUSBAND
Tux: .
Stubal: I mean uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHILL AND MARIO TROLLED ME I AM RESTARTING OUR RIVALRY
Tux: k im out tbh
Tux leaves to go back to the Sunflower Kingdom.
Pink Sheep: Do not worry Penstubal I will help you get revenge.
Stubal: k but you should probably just walk
Suddenly a window in Freeze Tower I shattered, burying Stubal and Pink Sheep in a flood of Bernie Sanders chickens.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A while later, Chill and Mario were showing Rasping, Puma, and Duke the crater that used to be Stubal's castle. Unfortunately, Stubal showed up and crashed the party.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAA CHILL YOU ER YOU BLEW UP MY CASTLE WELL NOW YOU DONT HAVE A HOUSE ANYMORE SO TAKE THAT
Pink Sheep: Yes it is very funny. Ha Ha Ha.
Chill: idc that much to be honest
Mario: rip
Stubal: TOO BAD IM RESTARTING OUR RIVALRY AND WE ARE GOING TO WAR
Chill: wutever
Stubal stomps off somewhere to be salty.
Chill: who wants to go to war against stubal with me kek
Rasping: Literally everyone
Duke: i'm in buddy :D
Puma: Sure, I have new missiles to test out anyway
Chill: alrite then, TO WAR!!!!!11!!1!1!1111!1111
So everyone went off to their kingdoms to prepare to kick some Stubal butt.
==Chapter 3: Meeting of the Billville Board of Something==
Doge: much war, such conflict, very wow
Chill: ok well doge pretty much summed it up, so we're going to war with stubal and those scrubs in vynland, which means we're probably gonna get rekt at some point, so yeah. how's the wall trump?
Donald Trump: Well Grand Illuminati King Chill, as you know we received a small loan of a million dollars from Germania so we were able to finish the wall very quickly. It's a YUUUUUUUUGE wall filled with obsidian, so nothing's getting through that thing. Unfortunately we weren't able to make the Vynlanders pay for it because they were too salty.
Enderbro: Those Germanians are good bros
Chill: gr8 :D so how are the traps on the railway coming along papyrus
Papyrus: I LET SANS DO IT! SO UM... HOW DID IT GO SANS?
Sans: oops
Papyrus: *SIGH* NEVER FEAR, HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL GO PREPARE THE TRAPS!
Sans: i'll make sure he doesn't get himself killed
Deadpool teleports to Chill.
Deadpool: Hey, did I miss anything?
Chill: you mean besides everything? nah, not rly
mr skeltal: doot doot, the Skeleton Army is coming
Chill: sweg
Meanwhile at Vynland, things were going a lot worse.
Stubal: HELLO SHEEP ARMY!
Sheep: baaaa
Pink Sheep: These sheep are all idiots because they do not have a handsome mustache like me
A sheep walks up onto the podium and starts chewing on Stubal's pants.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP CHEWING ON MY PANTS
==Chapter 4: The Destruction of Billville...?==
Stubal: ITS TIME TO DESTROY BILLVILLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pink Sheep: Okay Penstubal I am destroying Billville
Pink Sheep loads some minecarts with TNT and shoves them down the Vynland railway.
Stubal: :) 
...
Stubal: . 
...
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARE YOU NORMAL THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO BILLVILLE YOU IDIOT
Pink Sheep: That's fine the power of my handsome mustache will stop the TNT
Stubal: .
About a minute later, they heard an explosion in the distance, and the subway had a brand new hole in the side.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUICK TO THE ILLUMINATI KINGDOM
Stubal swam across the Floralis River and ran through the Cactus Kingdom towards the Illuminati Kingdom to get to the Billville rail. Pink Sheep attempted to follow him on Bernie Sanders, but quickly gave up and walked. The rest of the sheep army stayed behind and just walked around because they're all still idiots without handsome mustaches.
Deadpool: Whoa now sheep, I'm the only one who breaks the fourth wall around here. Go eat some wheat or something.
Sorry.
Eventually, Pink Sheep caught up with Stubal and they started sending TNT minecarts down the Billville railway. Meanwhile, the Billville crew was hanging out on top of Chill's castle.
Donald Trump: So then I said, we're gonna build a YUUUUUUUUUUUGE wall, and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it!
Sans: heh, classic don
Suddenly, Papyrus burst through one of the doors to the roof.
Papyrus: HUMAN! THERE ARE SOME MINECARTS WITH TNT HEADED TOWARDS BILLVILLE! IS THIS BAD?
Chill: uh, kinda :C
Papyrus: DO NOT WORRY! MY TRAPS WILL DEFINITELY STOP THEM!
Suddenly, an explosion rocked the castle.
Donald Trump: That explosion was YUUUUUUUUGE!
Doge: such boom, much explosion, very wow
Papyrus: AHA! MY TNT WALL HAS WORKED!
Papyrus points at a crater along the railway that more TNT minecarts keep falling into.
Papyrus: AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS WILL NOW STOP ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO RIDE INTO BILLVILLE! NYEH HEH HEH!
A few minutes after the last minecart fell into the crater, Stubal and Pink Sheep showed up to survey the damage.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Chill: hai look, scrub is here
Papyrus: YOUR ATTEMPT TO DESTROY US ALL HAS BEEN STOPPED BY ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HUMAN!
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU
Papyrus: THAT IS VERY RUDE LANGUAGE WHICH I DO NOT APPRECIATE!
Chill: dedpool shoot them plz
Deadpool: Alright, lemme just... and... BANG!
Pink Sheep: Oh no you shot me.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
Deadpool: You gonna stick around? 'Cuz I got a lot more where that came from.
Stubal: NOPE
Stubal runs away.
Pink Sheep: But Penstubal I am dying
Chill: kek scrubs
10 minutes later, the sound of a Strad disc was interrupted by-
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Donald Trump spills lemonade all over his suit.
Sans: what the-
Chill: hai trump, looks like you spilled a small glass of a million gallons on urself
Donald Trump: That's not funny, I might have to spend 0.00000000000000001% of my vast fortune to get this suit cleaned.
==Chapter 5: Top Kektus==
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUKE GET OUT OF VYNLAND
Pink Sheep: Penstubal I am still dying
Duke: Well I heard you went to go blow up Cheel so while you were doing that we took over Vynland and had a sheep barbecue :3 And now we have a cactus wall so good luck getting in :D High five :D
Duke high-fives a random iron golem in his army.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pink Sheep: Wow that is so insensitive I can't believe you killed all those sheep even though they weren't nearly as cool and handsome as me
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM BLOWING UP CACTUS
Duke: No, I don't think so :3
A bunch of iron golems wave from across the river.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ALL, RETREAT
Stubal and Pink Sheep run away and start a long journey to New Blocky City.
Duke: What a noob
Freeze Tower II suddenly collapses in the background.
Sir Kektus: Oops.
==Chapter 6: It's All Ogre Now==
Shrek: AH AM SICK AN' TIRED OF ALL THIS NOISE IN MUH SWUMP DONKEH! Wait ah minute you're not donkeh. WHERE'S DONKEH?
Shrek jumps on a donkey but not Donkey and rides it towards civilization. 
Meanwhile, in that great land of triangles called Billville...
mr skeltal: doot doot, thank u skeleton army for coming, today is the day we have waited for
Skeletons: :O
mr skeltal: thats right it's the day of the skeleton war
Doge: such war, very skeleton, much wow
mr skeltal: we are going to fight the saltbois in vynland
However, Penstubal was doing a bit of army building himself, but on a much smaller scale. Upon his request, Tux met up with him in New Blocky City.
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAA TUX YOU HAVE TO HELP ME CHILL MARIO AND DUKE 
Tux: why tbh
Pink Sheep: Because you can have an awesome mustache like me
Tux: uhhhh
Stubal: i'll pay you lots of emeralds if you help me
Tux: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stubal: AAAAAAAAAA DO IT
Tux: tbh fine i have nothing better to do tbh
Suddenly, Tux had a mustache.
Pink Sheep: You are welcome TuxxedoCat
Tux: tbh how do you craft razors
Shrek: AH AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS NOISE IN MUH SWUMP!
Tux: tbh what the heck
Stubal sees Shrek riding on a donkey towards them in the distance.
Stubal: let's get out of here
Stubal, Tux, and Pink Sheep get in boats and sail away from New Blocky City.
Shrek: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER! THE OGRE WARS WILL BEGIN EVENTUALLY! ...this place could use some redecoratin'.
==Chapter 7: Grand Plan==
Stubal and co. managed to sail to Woodland, where they would be safe from both Shrek and the Illuminati, at least for now...
Stubal: so i need you to build something to mind control sheep to do my bidding
Tux: tbh sounds easy
Pink Sheep: I am kind of offended but not really that offended because all the other sheep are idiots anyway.
Stubal: also don't let peta catch you
Tux: tbh this world practically runs on meat, i dont think peta cares anymore tbh
Stubal: o
to meme continued jk
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