Fun with Skull and Cherie.... and Roger (and Hermit)

Note: Skull, Hermit and Cherie have all the fun Roger just sorta... idk... what do i do... watch? um... ya... i love dots....
^ no roger, you creep, not watch :D ~Cherie
^ can I watch?
^idk can you mr unidentified xenomorph? ~Cherie
^ I think thats Mega
^^^^Not watch what?...
^ You dont wanna know ~Cherie
Note 2: Most of this isnt true
^actually it is shh.... ~Cherie
==Fun with Skull and Cherie... and Roger (and hermit but not with roger cause that would be... shut up charles)==
===- Scene 1 -===
Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed.
Roger: I'll take his clothes!!!!! i do that anyway!!!!
Skull: Ya roger can- wait what?!
Roger: Nofing. Nofing at all.
Skull: Anyway i need u to get out of that bed
Roger: But but... im tired i wanna go to bed
Skull: Then scoot over
Roger: I'll get out of bed
Skull: I know u will
- Roger leaves bed and room -
Skull: Now we are all alone in a room with a bed
Cherie: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!
Skull: ok....
- epic pillow fight scene -
Skull: ok now we are all alone in a room with a bed
Cherie: Lets throw the bed at each other!!!
- a few near deaths and crash later -
Cherie: Man im tired - gets into bed -
Skull: me to...
John Stormpaine: Hey LOOK guys skull wants us all to watch him and cherie!
Cherie: Hey Skull the bed broke through the wall and ripped a huge hole
Skull: But.. we didnt throw the bed at the wall
Roger: Hey Guys it was getting sorta stuffy in here so i decided to tear down the house
Cherie: Good Idea!!!!!
Skull: Hey Roger do u know a room with a lock that closes from the outside?
Roger: YA theres one right here. See if i step into here
- steps into closet -
Roger: and u lock me in here i cant get out
Skull: Good... - locks door -
Skull: Now then Cherie...
Roger: Hey Skull!! Cheries in the closet with me!!!!!!!
Cherie: Theres Pink Ponies in here!!!!!
Roger: Its NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cherie: HURRAY
Roger: Skull must of known Narnia was in here
- Skull leaves room -
Roger: TY Skull!!!!!!!!!!!! Skull? Skullllllllllllllllly where are uuuuuuuuuuuuu?
THE END
===- Scene 2 -===
SUDDENLY a time warp happened and we were back at the start of this! But things did not go exactly as they did last time...
Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed
Roger: Hi! how was my Skull costume! I like to borrow his clothes and dress up like him!
Cherie: Hi Rogie!!!!!!!!!
Roger: Hi! dont tell skull im here
Skull: Hey Cherie have u seen my clothes, their all gone, even my underwear!
Roger: GTG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- is about to leave -
- skull walks in -
Skull: Roger!!!!!! Do i have to tell u again! DONT STEAL MY CLOTHES FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!
Roger: Then ill just ste-
Skull: OR John's
Roger: Senator, I do not recall...
Skull: and yes Roger my clothes do include my underwear
- Roger goes out -
Cherie: Skull ur to clothed...
- roger comes back in -
Roger: I forgot my car keys
Skull: U dont have car keys. U dont even have a car! cars werent even invented yet
Roger: I meant boat keys
Skull: Boats dont have keys
Roger: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH so thats why my boat wont move
Cherie: Hey Bro i found ur boat keys
- Roger drinks from windex bottle he filled with blue gatorade -
Roger: Thanks
- Skulls mind is blown -
Cherie: how do you blow someone's mind?
Casulties: 1
===- Scene 3 -===
- Note: Cherie didnt have very many lines cause idk... but to make up for it Cherie gets her own thing...
Cherie: Hey guys and gals! i hijacked this page for long enough to type my own play! If u here any other noises that the narrator tied up so pay no attention to him!
Cherie: - wakes up in the morning to alarm clock beeping -
- crushes alarm clock with bare hands -
Cherie: Drat i killed the alarm clock now im wide awake and i gotta get a new one... again. I wonder who one that battle me or the alarm clock?
- checks off wake up on to-do list -
Cherie: I wake up every morning accomplishing something!
Cherie: Then i eat brekky! - eats all the candy in lucky charms - < OMG HOW U KNO
Cherie: YUM!
Cherie: Now to go shopping!
- goes 2 store -
Cherie: Lets see cherrys, cherrys, cherry coke, blueberries, strawberries, rasberries, very berry smoothie, PB and J for PEANUTE BUTTER JELLY TIME, berry scented markers, and of course: bananas
Skull: Hi Cherie fancy meeting u here
- Roger rushes in -
Roger: Hi Skull I watched Cherrie while she was sleeping all night and found her to do list and made a copy of it and here it is just like u asked
Skull: Hes joking
- knocks out Roger -
Cherie: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENN- I MEAN ROGIE! YOU -censored-
Roger: Im fine
Skull: No ur not
Roger: Oh ok
Cherie: Im not gonna ask
- meanwhile rogers having his own emotional battle -
Roger: Man i need another drink pass me the beer bottle
Good part of Roger: No remember what happened last time!
Bad Part of Roger: Dont Listen to him hes drunk
Roger: Uh guys, i refilled the bottle with water, Waste not want not!
Good + Bad Part: Oh
- roger heres voice in the distance -
Voice: Come back roger... come baaaaacckkk...
Voice: Hey cool my voice is turning into txt, Hi Mom! Hi Dad!
Roger: Huh
Voice: Wake up rogie wake upppppppp
Voice: I didnt want to have to do this
Voice: Skull stole ur lady clothes
- roger immeDiately wakes up -
Roger: Wheres the lady clothes? WHERE
Cherie: Ur wearing them silly
Roger: Oh
- security arrives -
Security: Im afraid were going to have to take u both to a mental asylum
Roger: Why? What we do?
Security: Well for one ur wearing lady clothes
===- Scene 4 -===
- Roger wakes up -
Roger: Phew that was just a dream...
Leanardo deCaprio: Hello Roger I a-
Roger: No no the inception part comes later in the script Mr.Charles
Leonardo: Drat
- leaves -
Alarm: Wake up in the morning feelin like P-
Roger interrupts: Shh Alarm Clock U'll wake baby lamp
Alarm: Sry
Roger: Hey Skull can I have some waffles... WITH MAPLE SYRUP
Talking Skull: Sure
Roger: Man today sure is a boring morning
Roger thinking: Man that song Friday should totally go: 7am waking up in the morning and falling back to sleep
Roger: Today i am going to learn how to be a ninja
Roger: I wonder how the chocolate husband from SNL got to standing at my door...
Roger: Hes usually standing by my bed looking at me
- Goes to computer -
- types in Ninja School -
Roger: WHAT! LINK NOT FOUND!
Roger: Well played Ninja School
Roger: Wait a second...
Roger: Pirates dont have computers...
Leonardo DeCaprio: Thats because since beleive that Pirates can have computers they ca-
Roger: Hold ur horses Leo were almost at the inception part
Leonardo: Drat
Roger: Sorry leo were gonna have to kick the inception part because now everyones knows its coming
Leonardo: Nooooooooooooooo
Roger: sry
- Leanardo leaves -
Roger: Where are all the other chracters?
Skull and Cherie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Roger: YAY!
Roger: Hey Skull where are those lady clothes I lent u for that play?
Cherie: What Play?
Skull: Roger it was a secret play... U werent suppose to mention it
Roger: HEY EVERYONE SKULL PLAYED A GIRL IN A SECRET PLAY!
Cherie: Who did u play in the play!
Skull: I played Roger
Avatar: Can blue people be in the play?
Roger: No we already have smerfs
Cherie: What was the name of the play?
Skull: It was... uh.. it was called: regor dna eirehc htiw nuf
Roger: Uh....
Skull: It was uh... a British play
Roger + Cherie: OHHHHHHHH
Roger: I was in it to!!!
Roger: I played Skull!
Cherie: I played Leonardo deCaprio!
John: I played an Avatar!
Director: Cut! Take 5 everyone good job
- Roger unzips costume and becomes Skull -
- Skull unzips costume and becomes Roger -
Roger: Ok give me my lady clothes back though seriously where are they?
Skull: Ur wearing them
Roger: Oh
Cherie: Wait a second... If u to were each other then who played John?
- John unzips costume and becomes Leanardo DeCaprio -
Leonardo DeCaprio: Inception
- vanishes -
- Skull's Mind is blown -
Cherie: how do you blow somebody's mind?
Casulties: 1
Cherie: That was the weirdest thing i ever saw
Roger: No my banana/spongebob/bacon/cheese/awesomeness pants were the weirdest thing u ever saw but this is a close second
Cherie: No it isnt ur pants had a banana/sonebob figure eating cheese and bacon and the word awesomeness were everyware
Roger: It has a matching top
Roger: And those are just my street clothes...
Roger: Wanna see my party clothes?
Cherie: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!!!!!!! HES GOT PARTY CLOTHES
People: Why is that bad?
Cherie: Roger has party clothes
People: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
- And this can only happen in... THE ROGER ZONE
===- Scene 4.5 -===
Cherie: HI MOM
Roger: Hi honey
Cherie: Why do u always put my mom in the closet when i visit?
Roger: Hi Honey
Cherie: untie my mom, Roger
Edgar: Ya UNTIE ME!!!!!!
===- Scene 5 -===
Roger: HEYYY CHERRRIIEEE
Cherie: Banana
Roger: Ik i took out the trash already but why is there an ad on the wiki that says "Get Done"
Cherie: When two people love each othe-
Skull: CHERIE STOP!
Skull: Imagine another Rogie but tinier
Cherie: Oh God they would dominate the world
Roger: Am i missing anything?
Skull + Cherie: Nooooooooooooooo if you were we would tell you
Roger: Oh ok
Cherie: Well im gonna go do stuff
- walks away -
Roger: Hey Cherie!!!! The doors the other way silly
UPS Dude: Man its stuffy in here
Skull: Ya Cheries doing a lot of stuff
UPS Dude: That explains it
Skull: Hey guys have u seen my keys?
Cherie: Take off ur skull costume roger
Roger: Drat i forgot skull doesnt have things from the future
Skull: Hey guys im going to go
Roger: Where to?
Skull: The place where u get ur name changed
Cherie: Well im gonna go do stuff
- exits -
- comes back -
Roger: Whats ur new name!
Skull: Stuff
Roger: Can i be u now?
Skull: NO
Roger: foo
===- Scene 6 -===
- cherie comes back -
Cherie: rogie for the last time put some pants on you joob
Roger: but i like these invisible pants theyre really comfy
Cherie: i like this wok i dont want to have to reshine it after i beat ur face in
Roger: whats a wok
Cherie: you make french toast in it
Skull: how do you put french people in a wok
Cherie: they're french... its all a conspiracy
Roger: but wok sounds asian
Cherie: they're frasian
Roger: but th-
- cherie whacks roger over the head with wok -
Cherie: he talks too much
Skull: where were we...
John: HEY LOOK everyone Cherie is doing Stuff!
Cherie: doing... doing? doing who- i mean what?
Skull: I have friends in high places...
Cherie: roger i thought i killed you
John: yeah but i forgot my lady clo- i mean... i'm not roger, no siree
Cherie: are you my conscience?
John: no i'm leonardo dicap-
Cherie: tell charles to shut his trap up there, its driving me nuts
Roger's brain:...nuts, where?
Charles: dont make me put you over my knee
- hermit comes out of nowhere and beats charles to death with a stick -
Cherie: OH MY GOD, HE KILLED KENN- o wait that was charles eskimo nvm
Roger: eskimo? where? does he have lady clothes?
Cherie: no silly, i meant the dead one, eskimos all come from canada you know
Skull: isnt he supposed to be dead
Cherie: i guess i didnt hit him hard enough
John and Roger who is John who is Roger: Inception
- Skull's mind is blown -
Cherie: how do you blow someone's mind?
Casualties: 1
===Scene 7===
Clerk: So ur saying u want to change ur name to stuff?...
Skull: Ya
Clerk: Are u mentally insane
Skull: No
Clerk: And ur not roger?...
Skull: No im not
Clerk: phew
Clerks assistant: Im gonna go do stuff on my lunch break seeya
- Clerk's eyes get big -
Skull: Ok Roger now wheres the real clerk?
Roger: How'd u know??????
Skull: Lets put it this way...
Skull: U know any other clerks who wear bright pink?
Roger: Ye-
Roger: No
Skull: Oh and u have a letter from Cherie
- unraps note -
Note: Dear Roger,
Please stop tieing up my parents, it was funny the last 3 times but its getting out of hand. The sharks were a nice touch, way to shake it up! Also i would like my clothes back, I would also like my wardrobe back, and heres the bill for the glass u broke while stealing my wardrobe. I got nicer windows though. Your therapist if quiting her job, ur new therapist will be from the militiary, please dont harm him to much. Nothing much has happened.
Roger: I thought the sharks were nice to...
Skull: Huh
Roger: Nofing
- Clerk tasers Roger -
Skull: Hi id like to change my name to Stuff
- assistant comes back -
Assistant: Im back from doing stuff
Clerk: Are yo-
Skull: No shes talking about Stuff the first im his son
- Clerks mind is blown -
Cherie: How do you blow someone's mind?
Casulties: 1
Cherie: Man are people going to get killed every episode now?
Roger: Fraid so
- Assistants mind is blown -
Roger: Tasers werent invented yet
Roger: And the assistant's mind was supposed to be blown after i said that
- Assistants mind is blown again -
Roger: Thats better
Skull: My mind is mind- blown proof now cause technically ive died a few times but whoever types this likes to being me back just so they can blow my mind agai-
- Skulls mind is blown -
Person who types this: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
- this is copywrited-
- u can still make ur own thing but it cant be as funny as ours -
- jk u can but u cant steal stuff from this one -
===Scene 8 ===
Cherie: ALL THE SINGLE ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADYES
Tia (aplentia): PUT UR HANDS UP
Cherie: Hey cool tias in this episode
Tia: But Wheres Skull?...
- silence -
Roger: SKULL THATS UR CUE
Skull: Im feeding the dog
Roger: ohhhhhhhhhh i once had a cat, his name was frothy cause he frothed at te mouth
Cherie: your cat had rabies, i think you got it too.. cuz you seriously need a check up from the neck up
- Roger scratches his beard in confusion -
Cherie: and now for... THE ABRIDGED VERSION!
Cheire: IMA TAKEN LADY IMA TAKEN LADY
- sways to beat -
Roger: IMA TAKEN LA-
Roger:IMA TAKEN GI-
Roger:IMA SINGLE DUDE IMA SINGLE DUDE
- everyone sorta walks away as roger spins around in circles -
- roger sneaks off to sartanas room -
- steals one of his outfits -
- Sartana walks in -
Roger: WELCOME TO THE GUILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sartana just joined Skulls)
- jumps out window on bungee cord -
- Sartana lays down in bed -
Sartana: What just happened?
Skull: THE END
- Roger comes bungeeing back up -
Roger: WHEEEEEE
Skull: And thats why Rogers in a mental asylum
Cherie: thats not Roger... that's John in a Roger costume. Roger's in sartanas room stealing more underpants
- Skull's mind is blown -
Casualties: 1
- everyone claps -
Everyone: WE LOVE STORY TIME
- cellphone rings -
Skull: Who is it
Roger: Hey its Roger im callin from the mental asylum, can u bring me a burger?
Roger: Oh ya and Cheries now my therapist
Skull: Ill bring u a burger...
Roger: OOOOOKKKKKK byyyyyeeeeeee
- hangs up -
- 10 minutes later -
Cherie: Ok Roger since when did u have this addiction to the color pink
Roger: Ever since i was a little girl
Cherie: Interesting.....
Senior Therapist: So hows it going
Cherie: We are gonna need more therapists....
Senior Therapist: How many?
Cherie: How many u got?
Senior Therapist: uhh...
Cherie: And well also need the SWAT team...
===Scene 9===
- Roger walks in for his hourly therapy session, sees Cherie in vampire costume -
Cherie: hey roger check out this costume i got
Roger: ooo can i have it
Cherie: it only fits the ladies sorry bro
Roger: but i am a la- I mean... ohh
- Cherie unzips vampire costume and becomes a hippie -
Roger: ooh thats a nice one too
Cherie: thats not a costume...
-awkward silence-
- Tia walks in with a bunch of guys with spatulas -
Cherie: that doesnt look like a swat team
Tia: well we couldnt find any fly swatters at the store so we had to use spatulas
Cherie: they dont have any uniforms either...
Tia: all my clothes miraculously disappeared...
- Roger whistles and looks the other way -
Tia: I had to borrow some of yours
Cherie: How'd you find my secret mc hammer stash?! that was sposed to be private
Tia: well everyone knows where it is, roger told us the other day
- Cherie slowly turns to roger -
Cherie: is... this... truee....?
Roger: well technically-
Cherie: STOP. Hammer time!
- Cherie whacks roger over the head with wok -
Tia: was the knocking out included in the therapy bill?
Cherie: no but i gotta spice things up a little you know
Tia: well in that case you should definitely charge him extra
Cherie: and make him clean my wok
Tia: you go girl
- Tia and Cherie do secret handshake -
Cherie: ok my attention span is used up... time for random dancing
- Cherie pulls radio out of impossibly small space -
Tia: do you always keep that in there?
Cherie: do you really wanna know...
- Cherie presses button and music starts playing -
Tia: ooo i love this song!
Cherie: WONT CHU TAKE ME TO
Tia: FUNKAY TAAAAOOOOOWN
- Roger suddenly gets up and starts staggering around with a startled look in his eyes -
Roger: YOU BRING ME BACK MY LADY CLOTHES!!!
Cherie: and you wonder why he's in therapy sessions
- Skull walks in -
Skull: hey guys have you seen my underpa-
- Roger jumps on skull and beats into a coma -
Tia: LOOK AWAY FOLKS NOTHING TO SEE HERE
.......
- awkward silence -
- inside Roger's brain, an angel and a devil pop up on his shoulders -
Shoulder Devil: Listen up big guy, I got three reasons why you should just walk away. Number one... look at that guy (pointing to Shoulder Angel)! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Shoulder Devil: Oh, right... And that's a dress!
Shoulder Angel: ROBE!
Shoulder Devil: Number two. Look what I can do... Ha ha! ha! - does one armed handstand -
Roger: But... what does that... have to do with anything??
Shoulder Angel: No no, he's got a point.
Roger: Listen, you're sorta confusing me, so uh... begone! or... y'know... however i get rid of you guys...
Angel and Devil: That'll work
.......
- Roger wakes up, looks down and sees Skull, and looks to the side and sees Cherie and Tia glaring at him -
Roger: What just happened?
Director: CUT! good job guys, very convincing
Roger: no seriously what just happened
Cherie: where's leonardo dicaprio when you need him...
- John pops up -
John: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains......
Cherie: No, IN-CEP-SHUNNNN
- Skull wakes up -
John: INCEPSHUN
- skull's mind is blown -
Casualties: 1
Cherie: how do you blow somebody's mind?
Roger: Obvously with a.... a.... a uh..... itll come to me ain a few years
Cherie: ohhhhhhhhhhh! blonde moment much
Roger: ya i have those all the ti-
- Senior therapist walks in -
Senior Therapist: what in the name of all things holy is going on here?
Senior Therapist: AND MY NAME IS MARY NOT SENIOR THERAPIST
Roger: I'm thinking about a shirt
Cherie: My shirt?
Roger: Ur so silly Cherie, Thinking about ur shirt, hahahahahahhahaha
Roger: But ya
Skull: Someones trying to steal ur clothes Roger!!!!!
Roger: Thats ok, i installed lasers
- unidentified scream -
Roger: Pay no attention to that, its legal I put a warning label inside the wardrobe
Skull: But... dont they go off once he opens it?
Roger: Ya. Whats ur point
Skull: Nvm
Cherie: Why are ur clothes in the therapy thing
Roger: Because im a vampire
Cherie: ?
Skull: Im Robert Pattinson
Roger: Then i get to be Taylor Lautner!!!!!!!
- takes off shirt -
- awkward silence -
......
Cherie: If you have any poo, fling it now...
Roger: drat i left it in my other pants!
Cherie: - handing roger his other pants - now arent you glad i didnt let them get washed...
===Scene 10===
Cherie: TIA GET THE RESTRAINTS... it's roger's therapy time
Tia: do you need the electric chair too?
Cherie: no i think im gonna just stick with the sharks
Tia: ok good luck i'll be waiting in the corner
- Tia and SWAT team with spatulas huddle up in corner, filling up half the room -
Cherie: uh... yeah... perfect! bring in the smoffosaurus
- Roger bursts into the room -
Roger: Hey cherie wanna play the firetruck game?
Cherie: is that where we go WEE WOO WEE WOO and run around like total maniacs
Roger: right on but first i nee-
Cherie: cool... im in
Roger: -d you to help me with the clothes im gonna wear
Cherie: what in the name of all things fleef does that have to do with anything?
Roger: well... -sniff- im really feeling insecure about my bacon right now... and... -sniff-
- sad violin music starts playing -
- roger gives cherie puppy eyes -
Cherie: and that, my friends, is the true fleef....
- Mega walks in -
Cherie: hey i thought this was a closed therapy session...
Tia: he paid me to come in
- Cherie gives Tia evil eye -
Tia: well what was i sposed to do, let the the cash get handed to some hobo living in a box whos gonna spend it all on cigarettes anyway?
Roger: that's boxist
Mega: no... it's cubist
- Roger's eyes get all big -
Cherie: rogie? roooooogie are you in there? tia close the blinds i think hes gonna go on another lady clothes rampage...
Roger: lady... clooooooooooooothes...
- Cherie and Tia look at each other, then look back at Roger -
Tia: desperate times call for...
Cherie: STOP! Hammer time!
- Skull whacks roger over the head with wok -
- tia's mind is blown -
Cherie: WHAT THE BACON?!
- Tia unzipps skull costume -
Tia: hi guys did ya miss me?
Cherie: but... you're... -points-
Tia: thats skull
- Cherie pokes real skull with a stick -
Cherie: uhhhh we have a problem...
^And this can only happen in... THE ROGER ZONE! DUN DUN DUN
===-Bonus!- Scene 10.5===
Some of the events that inspired it all... Yes, this entire scene actually happened xD
^^^^^^
- roger slowly turns and looks at david -
Roger: hey wanna make a quick buck?
Cherie: I dont like the looks of this
- cherie steps behind roger and starts making hand signals -
David: sure tell me how much?
Cherie: - cough - dont... do... it... - makes slit throat hand signal -
Roger: 100 bucks
David: thats not enough... you cant afford me xD
Roger: No i mean 100 REAL bucks... now wheres ur address
- Cherie is still making hand signals -
Cherie: They're... invisibucks...
Roger: invisibutts?
- crowd lols -
Cherie: looks like i got my work cut out for me...
^^^^^
Cherie: Roger for the last time will you put some pants on
Roger: im wearing my invisipants
Cherie: spare the children will ya
Roger: but they're comfy!
Cherie: Roger... i got a wok and im not afraid to go smofftacular
Roger: ok ok... -changes into mardi gras outfit-
Roger: now i like mardi grass!
Roger: gras
Cherie: O_o you're a mardi cow? om nom nom
^^^^^
Roger: I'm brilliant
Roger: which reminds me of a light bulb
Roger: which reminds me of candles
Cherie: which reminds you of ding ding
Cherie: which reminds you of smoffing
Roger: which reminds me of dinner
Cherie: how does smoffing remind you of dinner...? O_o
Roger: which reminds me of
Cherie: om nom nom, taste vary gud, vaaaaary gud jajajaja
Hermit: (randomly) brbzros
Hermit: zords
Hermit: ZORZ
Cherie: TROLOLOL
Cherie: attention ladies and gentlemen, i have my newest insult: zord.
Cherie: Roger you're such a zord
^^^^^
Roger: having fun, great time, wish you were her
-Cherie giggles-
- Al checks nails -
Alyssa: now that i see, i need a trim...
Roger: so do i... - looks down
Cherie: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS
Roger: ?
Roger ?
Roger ?
Roger ?
Roger ?
Roger: OOHHHHH GOD
===Scene 11===
- Skull walks in, Rogie and Cherie are playing cards -
Cherie: hi skully!
Skull: hey the door was unlocked, what if i'd been a serial killer?
Cherie: well you arent...
Skull: well what if i had been?
- Cherie gets up and goes into kitchen for no apparent reason -
Skull: what in the name of all things bacon are you doing in there?
Cherie: hiding the frosted flakes
- Cherie comes back -
Roger: Ha I win!!!!!
Cherie: No way! Cheater!
Roger: I didnt cheat
Cherie: Ya you did! I gave you a 6 of clubs and a four of hearts!
Roger: or did you...
Narrator: DUN DUN DU-
- Cherie knocks out narrator with wok -
Skull: wow... i dont even wanna know what she'll do to me if i pull a prank on her
Cherie: trust me, thats an understatement
Roger: hey are we ever gonna finish this game?
Cherie: ya, it is finished. I won.
Roger: heeeyyyyy you cheated!
Cherie: no i just used my psychic mind powers.
- John, Edgar, Hermit, Tia, Mega, and a couple other random people burst in -
Cherie: well hey its about time you showed up
Mega: I brought rumz!
- Roger's eyes glaze over -
Cherie: Rogie... don't go into the liiiight
Roger: lady..... cloooooothes...
- Cherie whacks roger over the head with wok -
Mega: Is he ok... that same thing happened last time
Cherie: walk it off, roger! anyway, more rum for meee!
Skull: and fun....
Cherie: hey hey how bout while roger's knocked out we draw a mustache on his face and steal his l-
- Roger wakes up immediately -
Roger: WHERES MY LADY CLOTHES? WHERE?!
And this can only happen in... THE ROGER ZONE
Narrator: DUN DUN D-
Cherie: remember what happened last time... now are you sure you wanna do that
Narrator: mommy!
===Scene 12===
- Cherie, Roger and Tia are throwing a seeeeekret partay, Skull bursts into the room -
Skull: BOOM BABY! Let's get smoffy!
- Cherie and Roger look at each other and burst out laughing -
Tia: you zords left the door open... what if skull was a serial killer?
Roger: you'll never get me lucky charms
Skull: .....what is up with you three
Cherie: red bull gives you wings!
Roger: hey is it true that red bull contains bull se-
Skull: - clears throat, turns on jukebox -
Skull: IIIIIIII'M COMIN OUT SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Roger: of the closet?
Tia: ya hes straight as a circle
Roger: but wait... circles arent straight
Cherie: no dip smart one
Roger: oohhhhh i get it now!
......
- crowd is silent -
Cherie: how.... anticlimactic
......
Skull: ok while you goons were standing there like idiots i put together this montage of all our LOLmoments!
- scene of daniel dancing to "lets get physical" plays -
- scene of spongebob singing the F.U.N. song plays -
Roger: heyyy i know this song... fun is for friends who do stuff together, fun is for you and me
- Everybody looks at Roger -
Roger: did i sprout a second head or something?
......
Cherie: anyway... who are you and what have you done with the real Skull?
Skull: funny you should ask...
- Skull unzips costume and becomes Roger -
Tia: but wait, now there are two Rogers and no Skull.
Roger: yeah i used this funky thing i found in a secret lab to clone myself...
Cherie: like Dolly the sheep! except Roger isnt a sheep...
Roger: thats what you think
......
Tia: where's the dun dun dun?
- Narrator is tied up and duct taped to chair in corner, making muffled noises -
Tia: i'm not gonna ask...
- Skull walks in -
Skull: Hey guys I saw this open door and thought I'd p-
- Roger clones wave at Skull -
- Skull's mind is blown -
Casualties: 1
Cherie: OH SNAP hide the body hide the body!
- Roger drinks out of windex bottle filled with blue gatorade -
Roger: All in another day's work...
Narrator 2: DUN DUN DUN
Cherie: hey where'd he come from?
Roger: well i figured that if the first one was gonna die as a result of tia's medical experiments anyway I'd-
- Cherie whacks Narrator 2 over the head with wok -
Cherie: I will instill the fear of BACON into him.
===Scene 13===
Cherie: hey roger can you really fake a murder with ketchup?
Roger: no silly if you could we'd be drowning in it!
Cherie: but if we drowned then we'd really be dead!
Roger: well thats even better
Cherie: how?
Roger: real murder is always better than fake murder
Cherie: i thought fake murder was better cause its fake?
Roger: noo if there were lots of fake murders then someone would sneak a few real murders in and nobody would ever know
Cherie: there could totally be a story about that... like jaws 56 or however many they got done so far
Roger: the murderer's murders chronicles
Cherie: set in murdertopia
Roger: produced by murder films
Cherie: IT'S PERFECT!
Roger: does everybody die?
Cherie: yes
Roger: YAY A HAPPY ENDING!
Cherie: scene one... it was a warm summer day, and a man jogged on a trail outside his hou-
Roger: BAM DEAD
- Tia bursts into room -
Tia: HI SORRY MONSTER CHASING GET DOWN
- monster crashes into door and roars angrily -
Roger: its never gonna get in
Tia: how?
Cherie: roger made an ark cause he wanted to escape the ketchupocalypse.
Tia: the one where everyone drowns in ketchup?
Cherie and Roger: ya
Tia: oohhhhh... but theres no roof! -points up-
-smoke bomb explodes between the three of them, knocking them out. they wake up hours later-
Roger: ooh head rush...
Cherie: I just had a dream about talking ponies and suicidal mice and money vending machines...
Tia: those are called atms and it sounds like you forgot your meds
Cherie: but i dont take meds, im a therapist
Tia: you're roger's therapist
Cherie: that explains a lot...
===Scene 14===
Roger and Cherie are hosting a dinner as part of a master plan to kill the "wikibots"
Roger: Would you like some sauce with your meatballs?
Cherie: or some oil? teehee
Roger: WATER FIGHT!
-Roger flips on fire alarm, robots get sprayed and short out-
-Cherie smoffs Roger-
Cherie: you idiot, now how are we supposed to get into HOF?
Roger: I dunno... you're the criminal mastermind here
Cherie: and you ruined my steak!
-Roger whispers to Cherie: but you told me to pull the alarm...
Cherie: shh they're not supposed to know that
Roger: oh... um... no, she didn't tell me, uh, my... hat did!
Cherie: yeeeeeeeeeeeah...
Roger: or maybe it was those voices in my head again...
Cherie: I hear them too... right now...
Roger: really? what are they saying?
Cherie: they say Roger has a very nice outfit on tonight and that he needs to shut up.
Roger: thats not very nice...
Cherie: neither is this
-Cherie whacks Roger with wok-
Cherie: Skull you can come out now
Skull: You sure hes knocked out?
Cherie: no but come out anyway
Roger: -sits up suddenly- is this the part where I get to watch you two have fun? YAY!
Cherie: no that part comes later, this is the part where you act unconscious
Roger: oh ok -lies back down-
-Tia bursts into room, alarm goes off-
-Roger sits bolt upright-
Roger: MY LADY CLOTHES! WHO HAS THEM? WHO?!
-Skull points to Cherie-
-Cherie points to skull-
-Tia points at Skull and Cherie-
===Scene 15===
-Narrator enters room-
Cherie: Well, well, well... if it isnt that guy... that... guy... -whispers to Tia- Who is he again?
Tia: No idea but hes got the lady clothes
Skull: Poor guy is about to get the beating of a lifetime...
Narrator: Now that I'm free I can finally get my revenge for having been wok abused multiple times! MUAHAHA
Cherie: and duct taped to chairs
Tia: and thrown in the shark pit
Cherie: Heeey I thought that was pretty funny
-Narrator coughs-
Narrator: ANYWAY... Now the tables are turned, and I've got your lady clothes, and you'll never get them back! MUAHAHA
Cherie: Dude you gotta stop with the cheesy megamind laugh
Tia: What kind of criminal reveals his master plan anyway?
Cherie: His kind apparently
Skull: Must ride the short bus
-Tia and Cherie nod-
Cherie: You know, this reminds me of scooby doo! The only thing that's left is-
-Roger lets out a tremendous roar, cuts narrator up into little pieces, stuffs him into cannon and shoots him out-
Roger: (panting) He... stole... my... lady... CLOTHES!
-Tia bursts out clapping-
-Cherie whispers to Skull- I think i peed my pants a little
Skull: Yeah me too
Tia: And that, my friends, is the uncensored version of scooby doo.
Cherie: That was also the third narrator we've killed this week...
Skull: what happened to the other two?
Tia: anesthesia happened...
Cherie: we were testing out that thing on 1000 ways to die
Skull: oh... -shudder-
-Cherie clone enters room-
-Skull's mind is blown-
Casualties: 1
Roger: All in another day's work...
THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN DEEMED BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
-TV cuts to static-
Roger+Cherie+Tia: NOOOOOOO!!!
===Scene 16===
Narrator: THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN DEE-
-Cherie glares at narrator, brandishes wok-
Roger: while she's doing that... hey guys, which came first, the chicken the egg or the nugget?
Cherie: WHO CARES?! YOU CAN GET THEM ALL AT KFC!
Samchez: No you can't
Cherie: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN OR I'LL WHOOP UP ON YOU GINGEY!
Tia: MUSIC TO MY EARS!
-Tia and Cherie high five for no apparent reason-
Skull: hey that wasnt very nice you could have hurt his feelings
-Everybody looks at Skull-
Cherie: Did you forget to take your meds again? Cause you're being wayyyy too nice...
Roger: He's wrong anyway, gingers have no souls
Cherie: They come in boxes from alien spaceships, of course they have no souls
Tia: Heyy thats where Roger came from too! but he has a soul
Cherie: that's what you think...
Narrator: DUN DUN DUN
Tia: Gingers are also plotting the apocalypse...
Roger: no silly that's the chinese government!
-Cherie smoffs Roger-
Cherie: Those are the guys we're trying to overthrow, plus gingers don't have slanty eyes so their laser vision is more effective
Roger: well I saw a ginger with slanty eyes... maybe...
Tia: we're not sure what Sam is yet.
Cherie: maybe we should find out once and for all? -evil cackle-
Tia: I'll be right back...
Narrator: DUN DUN DU-
-Cherie kills narrator-
Skull: We didn't even make 5 minutes that time... WHY CHERIE, WHY?!
Cherie: Arnold told me to
Skull: oh then thats ok
-Tia returns dragging an unconscious Sam behind her-
Tia: help me get him up onto the table
Cherie: you sure that's sam?
Tia: No but he screamed like a sissy girl
Sam: NO I DIDN'T! IT WAS A MANLY SCREAM TYVM
Tia: ANESTHESIA! STAT!
-Cherie hits with wok-
Cherie: ANESTHETIZED!
Tia: Roger help me poke around in here a little bit
Roger: ok... -sticks face in cut-
Tia: NOT LIKE THAT! -slaps-
Cherie: Be nice! Hes still in therapy he might go crazeh
Tia: oh, right
-Tia slaps roger softly-
Tia: better?
-Cherie facepalms-
Cherie: no wonder your parole officer says you have issues
Tia: He's just jealous
Cherie: That's what they all say...
Tia: did the rest of them have... THIS?
-Tia calls in A10 warthog-
Cherie: nothing says -bleep- you like a few thousand rounds of 30mm ammo... well done young padawon
Tia: Who's padawon?
Skull: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!
Narrator: DUN DUN DUN
...
..........cliffhanger =D
May the fleef be with you.
==Randomness ;P==
===- Skull and John are in rowdy rooster, and Roger bursts in -===
Roger (really fast): Hey Skull, can I have your pants?
Skull (really fast): No
Roger: Hey John, can I have your boot?
John: Um....
Roger: Thanks! -takes boot, and runs away-
John: Where did you get that guy?
Skull: I found him painting a picture of a bunny....
John: oh...
Skull: Hes a real artist
John: Really????
Skull: No but if u tell him otherwise than he'll steal ur soul
John: Hey am i john stormpaine or john breasely?
Skull: Good question
THIS STARTS... THE BORNE IDENTY... JK THE JOHN IDENTITY OR THE ROGER IDENTITY OR THE SKULL IDENTITY OR MAYBE something else
===The 3 dudes and this girl who wake up and dont know their names but that doesnt seem to concern them Identity===
Narrator: one morning 3.51 people woke up with no idea who they were
Roger: It sure is creepy that there is a voice that narrates our lives
Narrator: You saw nothing
Narrator: and guess whos the .51?
Roger: I see a bright light... oh thats the sun
Narrator: Roger is!
Roger: I WIN
Narrator: Im a Jedi so i can make u do whatever i want you to d- AHHHHHHH
- screams -
Cherie: He was ruinin my beauty sleep
Skull: Im tired
Narrators last words: Cherie.... now ur the .51
Roger: Awww lucky
Roger: THEN WHOS THE OTHER PERSON? DADADADADADADA
John: I AM
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Skull: Whos he?
Roger: I think hes a alien
John: Uhh
John: Ma name is John
Roger: Can I call you Jo for short?
Cherie: Can i call you J
John: Is my name really that long
Roger: Not if I can call you Jo
John: No my name is John
Roger: What do you do John
John: I forgot
Skull: I remember hes a circus performer! I saw him last week! He did that thing with the shoes and the smoffing
Roger: No that was me remember
Cherie: You know, for people who lost our memory were not very concerned
Roger: Should we be concerned? Man I liked the other dude who typed this story, we dont even have a setting yet! We could be in Paris and we wouldnt know it!
Cherie: Hey
Narrator #2: You killed my brother! WHYYYYYYYYY HE WAS SO YOUNG WHYYYYYYYYYY NOW IM GOING TO PLACE YOU SOMEWHERE BAD LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESSERT
- teleports them to where a family is having dessert -
Narrator #2: CURSE YOU SPELLING ERRORS
- dies -
Roger: Why'd he die?
Cherie: Ruining my beauty slerp
Skull: But ur not asleep
Cherie: What the viewers dont know wont hurt them
Doug: What if there was a sniper they didnt know about who sniped
Cherie: When did he get here?
Roger: Just go wit da flo yo
Cherie: When did the Hippie get here?
Roger: AHHHHHH!!!!! HIPPIE! WHERE!
Cherie: Nvm
Taco Bell Dude: Welcome to Taco Bell
Roger: Sorry im a mexican so i cant eat here
TACO BELL PWN
Taco Bell: 0 Roger: 1
Roger: omg that wasnt hard at all
Cherie: das what she said
Taco Bell: 0 Roger: 1 Cherie: 98235892635986435260834658347
Tia: Lets perform surgery on someone
Cherie: But we dont have any anesthetics
Tia: Whats an anesthetic
Roger: Whats surgery
Cherie: HEY YOU
Doug: Ya?
Cherie: You see this wok?
Doug: Ya....
Cherie: You know what I do with it
Doug: Noo....
- knocks out -
Cherie: Hows that for anesthetic?
Tia: A for effort!
Cherie: Doug has learned something today!
Tia: Don't go near Cherie when she has a wok?
Cherie: He also found out what my wok is for!
Roger: SURGERY CAN BE EDUCATIONAL
Everyone: YAY (in kid voice)
Skull: Hey can i have a burrito
Taco Bell Dude: Sorry we only sell american food that looks like mexican food
Skull: Oh in that case ill have a mexican burger
Taco Bell Dude: That'll be 99 cents
Roger: THATS WHAT SHE SA-
- little kid stares at him -
Roger: Hi
Little Kid: Hi Dad
Roger: Hey Son
Cherie: 0_0
Roger: Say hi to Billy everyone!
Billy: My names Luke, u weirdo
Roger: Ohhhh so ur not my son
Darth Vader: I am ur fatha...
Little Kid: DADDY!
Roger: Im going to go eat some sushi with avocado byyyyyeeeeeee
.....
Cherie: Whats wrong with douggie again, why are we operatin?
Tia: I thought you knew
Cherie: i thought you thought i thought you knew!
Tia: eh who cares
Doug: uhhh whereeee am iiii
Tia: CHERIE! ANESTHETIC! STAT!
- Cherie hits with wok -
Cherie: ANESTHETIZED
Roger: Can i help
Tia: sure do you have a degree
Roger: I saw the color red on a stop sign that i ignored and blood is red right?
Tia: Do you have any recommendations?
Roger: My mom said i shouldnt be a doctor
Tia: EXCELLENT
Tia: My mom said i shouldnt be a doctor and look at me now i got a degree and everything
Cherie - whispers - No u dont u went to a hospital once just cause ud never been inside one
Tia: Eh details details... working at a hospital, visiting a hospital, who cares
Roger: ooooooohhhhh Squishy Squishy
- organ bursts on Roger -
Roger: ewwww it peed on me!
Tia: Nurse?
Cherie: Yes?
Tia: Prepare the Body Bag
Doug: No im seriously ok what anesthesia did u give me i dont feel anything at all
Tia: Wok
- Doug faints -
- Skull's mind is blown -
Casualties: 2
Doug: No im ok seriously
Tia: ANESTHETIZE!
- Cherie hits -
Doug: Pretty starz
- faints -
Roger: Ok guys lets find out who we were in past lives
Skull: U mean this life?
Roger: No
Skull: Lets find who we were in this life
Roger: Im a banana
Cherie: CASE SOLVED
Skull: WAIT A SECOND
- looks closely at Taco Bell sign -
Skull: come on come on...
Cherie: ?
Skull: Something convenient always happens in these movies where the character sees something and its special
Cherie: Like Roger?
Skull: Different kind of special
Roger: IM THE MOST SPECIAL SPECIAL EVAR!!!!!!
Cherie: YAY
Skull: You know like when theirs a convenient lever that activates a trap door or something
Roger: OMG
Roger: LOOK AT THIS
Skull + Cherie: WHAT????
Roger: THERES A....
Roger: A....
Roger: MADE IN CHINA TAG ATTACHED TO TACO BELL
Cherie: WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
Roger: Oooh shiny lever
- pulls -
Skull: When did that lever get her-
EVERYONE: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Roger: Wohoo!!!!! WERE GOING TO CHINA!!!!!!
Cherie: FWIED WICE HERE WE COMEEEEEEE
Skull: How u know were going to China
Cherie: THATS WHERE ALL TUNNELS LEAD SILLY WEEEEEE
Roger: WWWEEEEEEEEEEE
John: I havent said anything for a long time
John: That might have been because... oh i dont know
John: SOMEONE DUCKED TAPED MY MOUTH SHUT AND WROTE IM FROM SMOFFSVILLE ON THE PIECE OF TAPE
- tia shouts down the tunnel -
Tia: WASNT MEEEEEEEEEEE
- Jumps in -
Cherie: YAY TIAS COMING WITH US TO SEE THE GREAT CHINESE WALL
Roger: HURRAY
Skull: Guys.... She has surgical tools
Roger: You mean a saw? and some kiddy sissors?
Skull: Ya, good thing Doug isnt here
Doug: OUT OF THE WAY OUT OF THE WAY IM COMING THROUGH
John: I see a light at the end of the tunnel
Tia: Oohh I think I clocked him a little too hard on the head
John: No like literally theres a light
Tia: A Chinese Light
Roger + Cherie: WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
Skull: Hey guys wouldnt it be awesome if we could slap someone and they would be all better
Roger: Ya
Narrator 3: I WANT TO LIVE LONGER THEN THE OTHER NARRATORS SO HERES THESE SLAPPING POWERS
Everyone: HURRAY
- Doug slaps himself -
Doug: I feel all better!!!!!!!
Doug: WOOHOO
Tia: Not for longggggggg...
Doug: Thats ok! ill just slap my self and teleport out of this tunnel
- slaps self -
- vanishes -
Tia: Awww he left
- Tia slaps self -
Tia: I FEEL ALL BETTER
Cherie: - munches on bacon -
Cherie: Man whenever I slap myself Bacon appears ITS AWEESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
- Roger slaps self -
Roger MMMMMMMMM... extra crispy bacon
- Skull salps self -
Skull: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cherie: What?!
Skull: I wished for a mirror and my hotness reflected off the mirror and killed Tia!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tia: Wow that was weird i just felt this wave of cold wash over me
Skull: Oh maybe it was my coolness
Tia: It was actually more like lukewarm
Skull: ....
Roger: Wasnt there like a light at the end of the tunnel?
Cherie: Oh ya
- runs 2 light -
Roger: HEY GUYS THERES A HUGE DROP IT MUST BE LIKE A THOUSAND FEET!!!! WHO THINKS WE'LL SURVIVE THE JUMP!!!!
Cherie: We could just take the stairs
Roger - jump -
Roger: WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Roger: I BELEIVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYY BUT IM HUNTED BY THE FBIIIII ALL THEY WANT IS THE CHICKEN WINGGSSSSSSSSSSS WHICH I STOLE FROM KFC-
- Belly flop -
Roger: IMM OOKKKKKKK!!!
- thunms up -
Cherie: I just took the elevator
Skull - out of breath -
Skull: THERE WAS AN ELEVATOR?
Skull: I just walked down 1000 steps and their was an elavator?!
Cherie+Roger: EXERCISE! HURRAY!
Skull: Elevators werent even invented yet
Roger: Tell that to Willy Wonka
Willy wonka: I love chocolate and elavators and oompaloompas
Willy Wonka: By ths way have u seen one of my oompaloompas, she escaped and now is on some Tv show... Forgot the name though...
Willy Wonka: Something like Jersy Shore or something it will come to me
Willy Wonka: Whered everyone go?
Roger: Thank god we escaped from that crazy person, he was totally insane
Skull: Sooo... If hes totally insane.... What are you?
Roger: Touche
Cherrie: Teehee you said tushee
John: Hey guys after "convincing" the narrator that he was actually insane and was a librarian he let me back into the story line
Skull: Convincing?
John: I promised to give him 100 souls
Roger: Wrong Story
John: I saved his life, he was going to fall off a cliff i heroically grabbed his shirt and pulled him back to safety
Cherie: You pushed him off didnt you?
John: No
John: Maybe
John: Yes
John: Not the point
John: HEY i just had 5 lines in a row! Thats like a new record!
Skull: 5 lines to many
John: What?
Skull: I said those vines are ready
John: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhk
Random dude: you need to get happy with a happy meal!!!!!!!!!!
Roger: But im already happy!
Roger: See?
- smiles -
- Random dude runs away screaming -
Cherie: *facepalm*
Cherie: How many times do i have to say this? Fake blood is not a drink!
Skull: eewie
Cherie: Spit out the fake blood roger
Roger: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... - sad face -
- Other random dude walks by -
- roger spits out fake blood -
- Other Random dude runs away screaming
Roger: You timed that didnt you?
Cherie: Perfectly
Narrator: Hey guys APPARENTLY you cant use stuff from the future in the past
Roger: Sooo... i should put down this machine gun and laser?
Narrator: And Cherie...
Cherie: Hmmm...
Narrator: Hand over the wok and no one gets hurt, i have the authority to use extrem-
- Cherie hits with wok -
Cherie: RESPECT THE POUCH! RESPECT IT!
Skull: What pouch?
Cherie: This pouch
-fills pouch with rocks and whacks Skull with it-
Skull: pretty colors...
Tia: Oh great we're never going to find a new narrator
Roger: Well that and the last 2 narrators had a serious case of "wokitus"
John: You could of come up with a better fake diesease then that Roger
Roger: But wokitus is fun to say
Cherie: wokitus wokitus wokitus wokitus wokitus wokitus HEY YOU'RE RIGHT!
-1 day later-
-Cherie arrives in cuffs with officers behind her-
Cherie: hey guys im getting arrested
Roger: why?
Cherie: well these people came and tried to put me in a nursing home cause they thought I was crazy cuz I kept saying wokitus over and over and I beat them up
Roger: -tear- I'm so proud of u...
Skull: do they let you have fun in jail?
Tia: ya
- Skull kills officer and gets cuffed by other officer -
Cherie: smooth move goon, now whos supposed to do my job, roger?
Roger: YAY!
Cherie: Roger i didnt mean that in a good way
Roger: awwwwwwwww
Tia: dont worry Cherie, I WILL AVENGE YOU!
-Roger rips off shirt-
Cherie: why....
Roger: OMG IF YOU LOOK IT SAYS OUR NAMES RIGHT HERE! MINE'S CHERIE!
Cherie: AND MINE'S ROGER! YAAAAAAAAY
Skull: then I was having fun... with...
-Skull's mind is blown-
Casualties: 1
Roger: I thought Skull already like... twice already
Cherie: ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Crowd appears and starts swaying to the music -
Roger: AND IT MOOOOOVVVVVVESSSSSS USSSSSS AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THROOUUUU
- Crowd leaves -
- Skull throws tomato at -
Roger: -_-
Roger: They will pay... THEY'LL ALL PAY
- does staff glitch -
Skull: NOOOOOOOOoooooooo....
- dc -
Cherie: EPIC WIN
- randon dude dcs -
Roger: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
- roger dc -
Cherie: EPIC FAIL
- Roger comes online -
- Roger goes offline -
Cherie: EPIC FAIL x2
Skull: Wait a second...
Skull: Did roger just die and then was he ressurected?
Roger: They cant kill me... when i die all their secrets are sent to the newspaper...
Cherie: No roger, that cannot be your catch phrase
Roger: awwwwwwwwwwwww
Roger: I am ger, Ro-ger
Cherie: Noooo thats James' catchphrase
James Bond: Hi guys!!!
Skull: I am ull, Skull
Cherie: - sighs -
Cherie: It works better with Roger
- is not sure what to write here -
Cherie: Hey Roger, how many pieces of lady clothes do you have?
Roger: So many that the game ran out os space to put them and he had to load them into a seperate file...
Roger: Who said that? 
I REMEMBER THIS PAGE FROM FOREVER AGO. WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sexy Luigi going through a divorce: MAMA MIA THATS A SPICY BURN THAT MY EX WIFE GAVE TO ME DAMN HER
==Untitled Movie==
Since everyone else gets to make a movie then im making one to
Title: Unknown
Character 1: Unknown
Character 2: See above
Character 3: Idk
Character 4: Do we even have this many characters?
Character 5: I sure do wish we could actually name these characters instead of just assigning them numbers
Character 6: Me to
As you can see this movie is still in the making, and by in the making i mean i just decided to make a movie a few seconds ago
ive picked a number and if u get the comment that is the number i was thinking of u win! and Kitty isnt on right now so she cant win... UNLESS SHE SUDDENLY APPEARS which she just did. lulz
JOHN WINS FOR GETTING THE 169th comment
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Worst Typos evar:
1. Having a great time its super fun, wish u were her 
2. I gotta put this on - censored - 
3. Roger is such a ford 
===Screenehs wif hermit and cherie xD===
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