TSBVS: Episode 1

Introduction
*shows Hell*
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was Hell. In that hot place there was the devil, Satan. But there was a hotter person than the devil himself. He was called Zoltan.
Zoltan: Hey Satan!
Satan: Who are you?
Zoltan: I am Zoltan City!
Satan: I haven’t heard of you.
Zoltan: I am a user on SpongeBob Fanon Wiki!
Satan: Oh I understand why you’re here now.
Zoltan: Wanna make a spin-off with me?
Satan: Spin-off of what?
Zoltan: SpongeBob!
Satan: Will you make CrazySponge read it?
Zoltan: Probably.
Satan: Then yes.
Narrator: And so, the spin-off was created.
*the screen turns to black and the theme song plays*
The Fate of Money
*episode begins in the Krusty Krab*
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: What is the problem, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: It’s closing time. Will you close the Krusty Krab?
SpongeBob: Absolutely!
Mr. Krabs: Also, it’s time to take a vacation.
SpongeBob: What? A vacation? *sigh* Fine.
Mr. Krabs: Well, goodbye SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Goodbye, Mr. Krabs.
*cut to Mr. Krabs’ house*
Mr. Krabs: Ah, finally I have some time off.
Pearl: Dad!
Mr. Krabs: Well, there goes my vacation.
Pearl: You have to buy these brand new wonderful boots carved from wood!
Mr. Krabs: No.
Pearl: But- *starts crying*
Mr. Krabs: *sigh* Okay. You get one pair.
Pearl: Yay!
French Narrator: 100 dollars later...
Mr. Krabs: Now I only have 849,900 dollars!
Pearl: That’s still a lot.
Mr. Krabs: Now how can I get my money back without SpongeBob?
Pearl: I’m pretty sure you can’t.
Mr. Krabs: If I don’t have money I don’t have a life!
Pearl: You still have a lot of money.
Mr. Krabs: I need SpongeBob back!
Pearl: Then get him back.
Mr. Krabs: I can’t just get him back!
Pearl: Well then you lost your money.
Mr. Krabs: Noooooooooo! *sigh* Well at least I still have some money. I will put it in my safe.
Pearl: Okay.
*cut to Mr. Krabs going into his bedroom*
Mr. Krabs: There is my safe! *puts the money into the safe* Now I will sleep! *jumps into the bed and falls asleep*
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
*cut to Plankton walking out of the Chum Bucket*
Plankton: So the Krusty Krab is closed, huh? Well, I am pretty sure Krabs wouldn’t just leave the secret formula there, so he must have bringed it into his house. I will steal it! GWAHAHAHA!
*cut to Plankton sneaking into Mr. Krabs’ bedroom*
Plankton: There is the safe! Now I just have to get the formula out! *opens the safe* No code? How stupid is this crab? Wait, where is the formula? Just money? Well, I will steal the money instead! HAHAHA!
French Narrator: The next morning…
Mr. Krabs: Ah. What a great morning! I’ll go eat something. *walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge* Wait, there’s no cheese? I have to buy some… *sigh* I hope there is some cheap cheese. *goes back to his safe and opens it* Huh? Where is my money? Who stole it?
Pearl: *walks in* Probably a thief.
Krabs: No. It was Plankton!
*cut to Mr. Krabs going into the Chum Bucket*
Plankton: Karen! We have won a lot of money! We’re rich!
Mr. Krabs: You stole my money!
Plankton: What? No!
Mr. Krabs: *grabs the money out of Plankton’s hand*
Plankton: Hey! Give it back!
Mr. Krabs: No. *walks out*
Plankton: Seriously? THAT was the cheapest ending possible. Anyways... Karen, do we have some cheese?
Transition
*the screen turns to black*
Satan: Well, that was not the worst thing ever, but I’ll go now.
Zoltan: What we just started!
Satan: There’s more? Oh shit.
*the screen turns to black and the SBManiacs theme song plays*
Bot Stuff
*Episode begins in a room with a bunch of SpongeBob characters as the background*
Zoltan: I am Zoltan, the greatest SBFW user ever!
Kool Guy: And I am Kool Guy, Zoltan’s biggest fan, who is totally not an alt of him!
*SpongeBot walks in*
Zoltan: *gasp* Bot! We meet again!
SpongeBot: Yes.
Zoltan: You are the second worst SBFW user ever!
SpongeBot: Wait, who is the first?
Kool Guy: SpongeFun!
Zoltan: No it’s CrazySponge.
Kool Guy: No SpongeFun is the worst!
Zoltan: Alright, Bot is the third worst.
Kool Guy: Thank you.
*Bot puts a SpongeBob puppet on her hand*
Kool Guy: SpongeFun!
SpongeFun: Hay Frend! Eye waz bord so eyem com heer!
Kool Guy: You monster!
SpongeFun: Waht?! Waz eye beeng bad?
Kool Guy: Yes! You are the baddest!
Zoltan: I just don’t understand why you hate that puppet so much.
Bot: Hey Zoltan!
Zoltan: YOU BITCH MOTHERHECKER!
Kool Guy: I just don’t understand why you hate bot so much.
Zoltan: BECAUSE SHE’S A BITCH MOTHERHECKER!
SpongeFun: No bad words!
Zoltan: You’re not even real! You’re just a bad sockpuppet!
Kool Guy: That is what I have been saying!
SpongeFun: Wait. WHY EM EYE LITLE CHILD?
Kool Guy: Can I be a little child?
Bot: Yes.
Kool Guy: THIS IS LITTLE SHIT!
Zoltan: HA! Wait. I AM A LITTLE SHIT TOO! REMOVE THAT ROLE!
Bot: No.
*CrazySponge walks in*
CrazySponge: Hey All!
Kool Guy: Hey CrazySponge did you find my redit pasword?
CrazySponge: No, but I got your bank card information.
Kool Guy: WHAT?!
Zoltan: That is also my bank card!
CrazySponge: Get a new one.
Bot: Now that deserves a ban.
CrazySponge: Bitch. *gets banned*
Kool Guy: Phew.
Zoltan: Now that CrazySponge is no more, I’ll go now. 
Bot: Bye Zoltan!
Zoltan: I hate you and this server.
*the screen turns to black and the SpongeBob’s Modern Life theme song plays*
The Minecraft FPS Increaser
*Episode begins in SpongeBob’s house*
SpongeBob: Patrick! Guess what I bought!
Patrick: A sandwich?
SpongeBob: No! A Minecraft account!
Patrick: Epic.
SpongeBob: Yes! Now let’s try it out!
Patrick: How?
SpongeBob: Go to the Minecraft website on my computer!
Patrick: Okay.
SpongeBob: Login and download!
Patrick: Okay.
SpongeBob: Now open the icon!
Patrick: Okay.
SpongeBob: Now start!
Patrick: Okay.
SpongeBob: Now let me there!
Patrick: It’s loading.
SpongeBob: I see! Hm. It is kinda slow.
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: It’s running on 3FPS!
Patrick: What does that mean?
SpongeBob: 3 Frames Per Second!
Patrick: That's a lot.
SpongeBob: No that’s low! We need an FPS booster!
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: I found one! Just download! Okay. Download now, get free V-bucks, Adfly, MediaFire, drag the files here, and done!
Patrick: Let’s try it out!
SpongeBob: Okay! 
Patrick: What does virus mean?
SpongeBob: Wha-
*The entire computer explodes*
SpongeBob: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Patrick: It was a virus.
SpongeBoob: I know, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Patrick: I don’t like the swearing…
SpongeBob: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Patrick: Uh…
SpongeBob: I AM GONNA BURN THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
Patrick: Uh, Goodbye?
SpongeBob: AAAAAAH!
*the screen turns to black and the Prankton’s Pranks theme song plays*
Epic Water Prank
*episode begins in the Chum Bucket*
Prankton: Hey all, Prankton here! Today we’re gonna prank Karen, EPICLY!
*cut to Karen sleeping*
Prankton: Now I am gonna get a water bottle with water in it! *grabs one* Now I am gonna hide! *hides* and 3… 2… 1… Go! *pours the water on Karen* HAHAHA!
Karen: *wakes up* Prank- uiaszios dsa(ZOAOAZSoésu fsdobasiasza -ton! *dies*
Prankton: Ha! Now that was EPIC! Like and Subscribe!
*the screen turns to black and the Random Shit theme song plays*
Grand Theft Sponge
*episode begins in SpongeBob sleeping in his bed*
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: *wakes up* hUh?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: whAt? Sirens? Thiefs?! Aaaah! *runs outside*
*cut to a police car*
Policeman: How you been, Carl? How’s your wonderful family?
CJ: I’m here to bury my Moms. You know that.
Policeman: Yeah, I guess I do. So what else you got shakin’ Carl? 
CJ: Nothing. I live in Liberty City now. I’m clean. Legit.
Policeman: No, you ain’t never been clear, Carl.
*cut back to SpongeBob*
SpongeBob: Who is there?
*the police car goes to SpongeBob’s house*
SpongeBob: WHAT LAWS DID I BREAK THIS TIME?!
*cut to the inside of the police car*
CJ: You can’t leave me here - it’s BIKINI BOTTOM.
Policeman: I thought you said you was innocent, Carl? That you don’t bang? *throws CJ out to SpongeBob’s yard* See you around like a doughnut, Carl…
CJ: Ah shit, here we go again.
SpongeBob: Who are you?
CJ: Carl.
SpongeBob: Hey Carl!
CJ: Shut up.
SpongeBob: Why are you so mean?
CJ: I-
Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: Huh?! It’s me Carl!
Big Smoke: Oh.
SpongeBob: Who is this Big Smoke guy?
CJ: He’s my brother.
SpongeBob: Oh.
Big Smoke: Let’s go and eat some two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number , two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda!
CJ: Okay.
*Big Smoke and CJ walk away*
Narrator: And so, they lived happily ever after.
*the screen turns to black*
Transition
Zoltan: Here comes the final cartoon!
Satan: Finally, I hate this….
*the screen turns to black and the Parody Party theme song plays*
Hoopla’s Amazing Seaside
Hoopla: Hoopla! Time to go swim!
Joopla: Yes I agree, Hoopla. Let’s go and swim!
Wahoopla: WAH!
*Hoopla jumps into the water*
Joopla: Haha! You are so cute while swimming!
Hoopla: I can’t swim. *drowns*
Joopla: NO! MY LOVE!
Wahoopla: WAH! WAHAHAHA!
*the screen turns to black*
Message of the Episode
Zoltan: Now that was fun! Wasn’t it?
Satan: Not really.
Zoltan: Well anyways there’s still a bit! The message of the episode! Calculated by: My PC! *the computer prints out a message* A line of morse code? Well anyways, the message is: 
.--. . - . .-. / --. .-. .. ..-. ..-. .. -. / -- . . - ... / ... .--. --- -. --. . -... --- -... ---... / - .... . / -- --- ...- .. . / ..--- ---... / .--. .- .-. - -. . .-. ... / .. -. / -.-. .-. .. -- .
Satan: Never come back.
Zoltan: Okay! I will stay here then!
(the end)
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