So Sorry is Dead

So Sorry is Dead is a murder mystery AU made by Nin10doGMod himself. It is a parody of Heavy is Dead by Antoine Delak.
== Summary ==
Find out how he dies! spoiler : fell sans kills him.
But you probably weren't spoiled since it happens at the begininng of the story, what happens next is what's important hihihihi. 
== Transcript ==
Samael D. Butterdragon: Ya-da-ya-la-dada-🎶 It is good day to be not dead!
Underfell Sans: 
So Sorry: I am dead!
Fell Sans: 
Storyshift Chara: *conga* Bumbumbumbadumdumdum🎶
Fell Sans: 
Storyshift Chara: Oh! The Samael is dead!
So Sorry: I am dead!
Storyshift Chara: WHY is the butterdragon dead?!
Fell Sans: 
So Sorry: I think it was-
: SHH, You are dead!
So Sorry: Ok. *ragdoll noise*
(Lancer enters scene exiting motorbike)
Lancer: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Fell Sans and Storyshift Chara: That Samael is dead!
Storyshift Chara: SO, did you see the murderer?
Lancer: Nah,
Fell Sans: 
Both: sorry mate.
Storyshift Chara: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Fell!Sans and Lancer applause)
Lancer: Ah, well that's nice.
Fell Sans: 
*intense clapping*
Underswap Alphys: ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!
(Swap!Alphys rushes to dead So Sorry)
Underswap Alphys: That Samael is dead!
Storyshift Chara: We know!
Underswap Alphys: Who killed him?!
Storyshift Chara: We don’t know!
Underswap Alphys: I will find clues!
(Swap!Alphys searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Underswap Alphys: What's that? *grab gun* A ?! That thing is why the Samael is DEAD!
Fell Sans, Storyshift Chara, and Lancer: The Samael is dead?!
Underswap Alphys: Yes, *Slams hands on desk* (Intense background appears) he died!
Fell Sans, Storyshift Chara, and Lancer: 
(Intense background stops, showing Shift!Chara, Fell!Sans, and Lancer standing in front of a green screen)
Ralsei: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes Swap!Alphys into a building wall, killing her.)
Ralsei: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes Shift!Chara, Lancer, and Fell!Sans away from So Sorry* Move now! *Kisses So Sorry on head*
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on So Sorry)
So Sorry: (Rising in air) Ha ha ha ha! Sa- *Explodes and gibbed to dust* Oof.
Ralsei: In my medical opinion, that SAMAEL IS DEAD!
(Camera rotates to Lancer)
Lancer: Rals, what happened?
Ralsei: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) The Butterdragon was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Lancer: Oh goodness.
Fell Sans, Lancer, and Shift Chara: *Panicking*
Ralsei: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Lancer: Well, now what?
(Scout entering while doing the conga in the background)
Jerry: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
Shift Chara says “Oh, come on.” before Jerry says boom
Jerry: Look at this! The Freaking Samael is dead!
...
Jerry: What do you think of that?
.....
Jerry: Um...
Shift Chara: Yes, yes, Jerry.
Jerry: Yea?
Shift Chara: GO HOME!
(Jerry’s mother appears in a car telling Jerry to get in)
Jerry: AH COME ON! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Jerry: *Screams of pain*
Storyshift Chara: Ok... Let’s get back to the point.
So Sorry: *Poking at his dead body* I think Samael is dead.
Fell Sans, Lancer, Shift Chara, and Ralsei: THE SAMAEL IS DEAD?!?!
Ralsei: [Turns around and notices dead Jerry's dust in burning car] *gasp* Jerry! I will heal you- *Car explodes and camera goes back to So Sorry*
So Sorry: Oh, Seriously?! WHO KILLED SAMMY?!
(Camera shows on Temmie eating Temmie Flakes)
Temmie: *crunch* *crunch* 
Fell Sans, Lancer, Shift Chara, and So Sorry: ! *Shocked*
Temmie: *Box of Temmie Flakes slides up Temmie’s body and Temmie eats the box* (Takes out a revolver and shoots Lancer in chest *Boom!* Temmie flies off from force of revolver blast)
Lancer: *Screams of pain*
Temmie: 
Fell Sans, Shift Chara, and So Sorry: [Are terrified seeing Lancer’s dead body disintegrate to dust]
Temmie: *slurp* 
Fell Sans, Shift Chara, and So Sorry: 
Temmie: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* *(Burp)* [Points at Underfell Sans] 
Fell Sans: 
Temmie: 
(Camera moves to Fell!Sans, as the Temmie keeps chugging up Tem Flakes faster)
Temmie: *Falls on ground* 
Fell Sans: 
Shift Chara: You MONSTER!
So Sorry: But WHYYYYY???
Fell Sans: 
(They both argue)
So Sorry: Mr. Red, stop!
Fell Sans and So Sorry: *Arguing*
So Sorry: Mr. Red, you are so mean!
Shift Chara: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : )
So Sorry: MISTER RED!
Fell Sans: 
So Sorry: No U! POW! Haha.
(Fell!Sans falls dead on floor, disintegrating)
So Sorry: You are DEAD! Not big surprise.
Storyshift Chara: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! [Shift!Chara doing flip on noose] Watch and lea- () *Choking noises*
So Sorry: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
== Gallery ==
;Hey you! I want you to illustrate this script with your imagination.
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