Shibuya Division: Fling Posse Drama Track 1

Shibuya Division: Fling Posse Drama Track 1 is the first drama track from the Fling Posse -F.P.S.M- album.
==Cast==
*Yusuke Shirai as Ramuda Amemura
*Soma Saito as Gentaro Yumeno
*Yukihiro Nozuyama as Dice Arisugawa
==Audio==
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==Video==
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==Translation==
 	
 	Hmm, hmm, hmm~
Girl A	Ramuda-chaan~ We’ve gotta hook up again sometime~
 	Hehe, sure thing!
Girl B	Aww, you’re gonna make me sad if you don’t give me a little love too~
 	Aw, I might just cry if I make you sad, honey. Waah!
Woman 	Ramuda-kun, darling, I had the most wonderful time with you~
 	I had a blast too! Let’s grab a bite to eat again sometime, sugar!
All 	OMG!
 	Ahahaha~ I got somewhere to be so I’ll catch you all later~
 	
 	Here I am! Where could he be~ Ooh! There he is!
 	Oh? What on earth could you want with me?
 	Nice to meet'cha! My name’s Ramuda Amemura! You’re Gentaro Yumeno, famous author, right?
 	Géntârö Yūmĕnò? Such an eccentric name has never crossed our ears. Surely you must have us mistaken for another.
 	Hehehe, you can’t fool me, this book has a photo of the author on the jacket!
 	Oh, that. You see, Mr. Yumeno is a close acquaintance of ours and asked––nay, implore––us to appear in his place for the photograph. It was such a simple task, we had to oblige.
 	You really are a big liar just like everybody says! But nope! Nopity-nope you can’t pull a fast one on me! I have a surefire way to get the truth out of you!
 	Really now? How, pray tell, will you manage that?
 	Ta-da! I’m gonna recite some lyrics with this Hypnosis Mic here that’ll make you tell the truth, Mr. Yumeno! You probably already know, but the sound this mic makes works directly on your mind, so you won’t be able to lie.
 	Hmph, okay. You got me. Nothing I said so far was true. You’re right, I am Gentaro Yumeno. And? What could former member of The Dirty Dawg, easy R, possibly want from me?
 	I want you to join up with me!
 	Excuse me? What did you just say?
 	Let’s make the world more fun!
 	I have many questions, but I’ll just start with why me of all people?
 	Huuuh? Isn’t it obvious! Mr. Yumeno––oh, you don’t mind if I just call you Gentaro, do you? Of course you don’t!
 	Whatever makes you happy.
 	Because you’re one of the two people in all of Shibuya Division who I thought were interesting.
 	And why am I so "interesting" to you?
 	Probably because you keep telling all those pointless lies. It’s awesome!
 	Ahahaha, nigh every word that passes my lips is a lie. How could one trust such a lowly man as I?
 	But, Gentaro, your lies seem a lot less like lies and more like acts of kindness. I mean, you do it all for that sick friend of yours, don’t you?
 	Uh, excuse me?
 	Ahaha, you can’t hide anything from me. I have a friend in Ikebukuro Division who runs odd jobs. And I had him look into you, Gentaro. I think it’s pretty cool that you became a writer because you were always coming up with stories to make your friend, who’s been hospitalized with a terminal disease, laugh. You’d lie to strangers to come up with ideas for those stories, right? Then I wouldn’t really call those lies, but acts of kindness. Also, all your novels tell really happy stories, but I always felt like they had an undertone of loneliness to them. So, you must think this world pretty boring. So lemme say it again: Let’s make the world a more interesting place! Okay?
 	Could you give me some time to think it over?
 	Hehehe, drop by the address on my card when you’ve made your decision then~
 	
 	Grrr, c-come on. This is my last chance. If I don’t get that last seven, I’m gonna be homeless! Grrr…
 	Dice Arisugawa spotted!
 	Bwaaah! What the fuck are you doing?!
 	Ahahaha! Sorry, soo sorry! Forget about that, and hear me out.
 	“Forget about it?” You want me to forget about how you made me lose an entire day’s investment that coulda turned into a whole month’s worth of profit?! Fuck you!
 	Hey, so Mr. A––You don’t mind if I just call you Dice, do you? Of course you don’t! Awesome! I want you to join my team, Dice!
 	Fuck off!
 	Thanks! You’ll hear me out won’t you?
 	LISTEN WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA!
 	
 	Agggh, fuck off, don’t follow me!
 	Hey. Hey. Why are you pacing around this park, Dice?
 	You haven’t listened to a damn word I’ve said have you? Plus, you fucked me out of my last shot and now I’m out of cash.
 	Did I do that?! Oh no, I really did something bad, huh. I’m suuuch a dummy!
 	Yeah, I ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’ with that act.
 	Hey, come on, why don’t you join up with me?
 	Why would a famous MC like you want trash like me on his crew?
 	Huuh? Are you sayin’ no on account of lil’ old me?
 	No, you dumbass. Plus, I don’t give a shit about rap battles in the first place. All I want in life is to be able to gamble all day every day.
 	Haha, you’re everything they said you would be.
 	What? Where do you get off talkin’ like you know me?
 	Weeeell… I may not know you personally, but I do know that you put your life on the line to gamble for a certain something not too long ago!
 	Hmph, I guess you ex-Dirty Dawg members got ears everywhere, huh?
 	You could say that! I’ve got a good friend in the Ikebukuro Division to thank for that intel.
 	Well, I don’t really give a shit. It doesn’t matter where you got your information.
 	Hehe, I guess you’re right, it really doesn’t matter. The important thing is that I have it!
 	Then give up and fuck off.
 	But, Dice, there was one thing wrong with what you said.
 	Wrong? I ain’t got nothin’ wrong.
 	You were lying when you said you didn’t care about rap battles, weren’t you! Because you pretty much put your life on the line to get that Hypnosis Mic!
 	I wasn’t lyin’. I just heard that if you used that freaky mic in a rap battle, you’d get a taste of mind blowingly amazing thrill and excitement.
 	So? Did’ya try it?
 	I did. But I didn’t get shit from it. So I wasn’t lyin’ when I said I wasn’t interested.
 	I see, I see! Then why don’t you try it in a rap battle with me~
 	Sounds like a pain in the ass.
 	What? I thought you wanted thrills and excitement! Or were you just saying that~
 	Aight, I’ll bite. But I’m gonna whoop your ass to get even for what you did earlier too!
 	You’re on! You go first, Dice!
 	I ain’t holdin’ back!
 	Sink or swim, lose or winThe winner of this thingIs either Joker or King––Hah!Get out! You got no chance to begin with!Bettin’ on this match I’m inIt better impress, yo!
 	Uhh, aha! (He’s amazing. He made me take a knee with one verse. I wasn't wrong about him.)
 	Lady Fortune is on my sideAnd tension is the source of my energyLuck is everything––now, place your bets!Gonna make a killing this match whether it’s evens or odds
 	You ex-Dirty Dawg guys really are the real deal. Last time I laid down some verse, my opponent passed out in an instant.
 	I can see how a normal person would’ve been knocked out by those lyrics. But too bad for you! I’m anything but normal!
 	Haha, you really own, you get it now?The point of picking up the micI’m gonna go all out, you sure about it?Gonna blast past easy with my freaky flowAnd show you just how powerful I am
 	Ngh!
 	This is awesome fun, awesome fun!Never felt this way beforeNow the commotion’s ascendin’ with my passionate intonationNow this is the sensation––yes, y’allWhere we’re causin’ a sensationI bet we’d make an amazin’ PosseI got a good feelin’ about this, so accept my invitationAnd compete with this mic
 	Guh!
 	Ooh! Wow, Dice! I can’t believe you took a direct hit from my lyrics and could stand right up again! I’m not sure you qualify as normal either!
 	Hehe, now this is gettin’ interesting. I feel like I’m really livin’!
 	Hahaha! Let’s keep going until one of us goes down!
 	
 	So, did you get your fill of the thrills and excitement you were looking for?
 	Yeah. It was fucking awesome, like I put something really crazy on the line to gamble.
 	Well, you can battle like that all the time if you team up with me! So join me already! Why’d you take the dice out?
 	I always make important decisions based on a throw of the dice––they’re a direct line to Lady Fortune after all. So if they show even I’ll join you. Odd and this conversation never happened.
 	Got it!
 	Let’s do this! It came up odd, huh. Well, not what I was hoping for, but we're done here––
 	There! Yay! Even! Now you’re in my crew, Dice!
 	No, hold up, dude, you totally moved them.
 	Was that bad?
 	Of course it was!
 	So, like, Dice, do you really believe in Lady Fortune?
 	You bet your ass I do. I...
 	Then I take it you’d bet on her.
 	What the hell are you talkin’ about?
 	If you win, I’ll give you everything I have. But if you lose, I’m not going to take a thing, so don’t worry.
 	I don’t know what the fuck you’re getting at.
 	Basically, if teaming up with me ends up being boring, that’ll be proof that your Lady Fortune is real. But if you join me and end up having tons of fun, then it’ll prove she doesn’t exist.
 	Pfft, hahahaha! You’re fuckin’ hilarious! You got me! I’m in.
 	
 	Sorry, man, thanks for lettin’ me crash at your place.
 	No worries! We’re a posse after all! Ooh! Gentaro! I’m so glad! You decided to join me?
 	Why don’t you listen to my rap first and figure it out for yourself?
 	Sure! You got it! Here you go! Here’s a Hypnosis Mic!
 	Tell me, do you know how one mightBring dreams to those who have forgotten how to smile so?If you do, tell me pleaseThere is someone for whom a smile I’d use any means to bestowWith my pencil to pierce through loathsome realityEventually any passerby would be an amusing story for meIf I can change the worldWith a rap of lies that surpasses the truth itselfIt’s for the better, don’t you agree?
 	Damn, those were some smooth lyrics.
 	Wow, Gentaro! That was even better than I’d imagined! Let’s change the world together!
 	Yes, we are going to change the world.
 	Now that’s three of us. We better come up with a name quick. Hmmm… I know! Our team’s gonna be called––
==Also==
*Shibuya Division: Fling Posse Drama Track 2
==Credits==
*Translation by HypmicEN.
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:Fling Posse