S03E06 - Floo-ty Call

The story for this season is "The Critiquer" by dysonrules and this episode continues with part 2.
== Episode Summary ==
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Parody of "The Sign" by Ace of Base.
* "Danny's looking at us like he's never heard of sex before." ~ Lyndsay
* "You know what's probably worse than not getting any D? Hearing three people talk about not getting any D." ~ Danny
* Lyndsay feels like Drew Barrymore from Never Been Kissed, talking about all this "D".
* The hosts plot out an elaborate ending to the story involving a surprise reveal of Harry's identity on either Ellen or Oprah.
* Draco is showing disturbing similarities to Lorena Bobbitt for a minute. Would be ironic if he avoided Azkaban for the whole Death Eater thing, but gets sent there for pulling a Lorena on his ex, Stanton.
* Intense Gasping Lyndsay (and Allie)
* Danny puts a kibosh on the revenge porn discussion. They've finally discovered Danny's hard line in the sand.
* Lyndsay compares Stanton's short cock to a lego piece. Danny advocates for acceptance of all shapes and sizes.
** "I just threw up in my mouth." ~ Allie
** "The vaginal equivalent of stepping on a Lego." ~ Danny
* Allie's gigglefest at the Lego continues through Danny's reading.
* Lyndsay proposes a Floo version of chat roulette.
* Hey. Hey. Hey. U up? ~ Danny
** "What...is happening?" ~ Lyndsay
** "You've never been sexted?" ~ Danny
** "I thought you were having a seizure!" ~ Allie
* Donate to the Cockstarter to make the Spanky Hanky come to fruition!
* Dense Harry Moment: "I'll show you the bedroom to show you the decor" ~ Lyndsay
* The story veers into HGTV territory.
* "I do declare! Oh Harry! Is this your hankerchief?" ~ Lyndsay, impersonating Draco's Scarlett O'Hara moment.
* AWOOOOOOGA! All the hosts regale that the boys finally kiss.
* Danny whisper shouts "Malfoy!"
* The best clickbait: Pathetic Crush Leads to Assault!
* Draco can pin it on Jason...who?
* Allie wonders whether you could match a dick amongst hundreds of others. Danny points out that Draco is a professional with a refined palette.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Felt Love Actually-like
Lyndsay: Up 
* Pushed against the door is a nice move.
Danny: Up 
* Love that Draco is out of control a little bit. Acting impulsively
== Other Media ==
* AWOOOOGA Ringtone
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