Deathriser's Rhymes and Songs

=== Fish Dish (Rhyme) ===
One fish, two fish! Red fish, blue fish! Cheating fish, kissed a fish. Unfaithful fish, screw the fish! Wife was pissed, made a wish, vanished fish! Now a Fish Dish!
=== Masks (Rhyme) ===
To hide her pain, this mask she wear. Behind this mask her heart laid bare.
=== Window (Rhyme) ===
Nobody saw when you were crying on your bed.
I wanted to help you, but I hid myself instead.
The ticking of a clock, then suddenly not.
Fate left me here. In shadow I will rot.
Under my covers, the darkness kept me in.
Only the daylight can save me from my sin. 
=== Fiddle Diddle Riddle (Rhyme/Song) ===
I stand beside the holy man
The monarchs fear my wrath
None may move the way I can
Ever the crooked path 
The man who devised it
Does not want it
The man who bought it
Does not use it
The man who used it
Does not realize it 
What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave? 
=== Door (Song) ===
The door sure does rattle, 
but it's stuck tight. 
A secret is hidden out 
of your sight! 
You may be thinking, 
'What could it be?' 
You'll need five magical cards 
if you want to see. 
What do you do, then, 
with all these? 
I'll tell you straight 
and I won't tease-- 
Just as long as 
you say 'please'. 
Now the first thing you must know 
Is that there's something 
in each row. 
But that is not the half of it: 
Three would be too hard to fit. 
The upside-down man 
under the ground: 
To his right, to his left 
there's no one around. 
Leave him alone, though 
his tears are profound. 
The moon is up above the sky, 
full or crescent, floating high. 
Twinkling light sits like a crown 
in the head of a crazy clown. 
Your Excellency, 
Praying to God most high 
do you think you 
can tell my why 
you always look up 
at the night sky? 
Do you have it now? 
You didn't forget? 
One major point you 
must not omit. 
And now at last, 
before you tack a whack 
here's one more hint 
to keep you on track. 
Scary and hateful, that 
thing in the night. 
Better be careful-- 
it's not on your right! 
Turn to the left and 
you'll keep it in sight. 
So you'll open the door? 
I'm sure that there'll 
be nothing beyond it but 
frightening peril. 
Forget about that! 
Just stay and play! 
Or else I'll be left 
here alone all day.
=== Dead Men (Song) ===
Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree
How many dead men do you see?
Tongue turned blue and face gone grey
Watch them as they twist and sway
The first one killed the butcher man
Then cooked him in the frying pan
Served him to his hungry guests
And gave them seconds on request
The next one with his smile and sweets
Stole poor children off the streets
To men who dressed unsavory
He sold them into slavery
Breaking into home at night
The thief he had a nasty fright
Filled his foolish head with ale
Woke in the morn in the county jail
The artist with his daunting skill
Tried his hand at painting bills
But caught in rain he was undone
When the ink he’s use did start to run
With promises of great return
Taking gold he did not earn
Bundled it up out of sight
Quietly slipped off into night
Three houses into ashes burned
The sheriff with no place to turn
Did spy a stranger to his town
Locked him up and beat him down
Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree
How many dead men do you see?
Six feet long and six men wide
Round their necks the noose be tied.
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