Goat

A Goat was known to disguise itself as J one night in an attempt to have sex with Alison Velvets. It seemed to have succeeded, as it had sex with Ali for several hours. However, unbeknownst to it, "Ali" was actually a toaster in disguise. In return, the toaster had no clue that it had just had sex with a goat, not J as intended. 
Their collected plots had been foiled when the real Ali and J entered their bedroom to discover their doppelgangers. The toaster later committed suicide.
The goat was later seen running for its life from the destruction of AliZilla.
== Physical Appearance ==
An average farm goat, it had white fur and a small, grey, pointed beard. It also possessed two small, grey horns and yellow eyes with slit pupils.
When disguised, it looked exactly like beardless J, complete with his 69 beanie.
== Appearances ==
* The Nasty (first appearance)
* Monster