Random Keeper Nonsense

Hello! This page is for any random or weird Keeper (Keeper of the Lost Cities) stuff. Please help me make this page really weird and random, please don't add to or change anybody else's stuff, and please keep anything that you make in it's own area, preferably with your username above it. If you don't have an account, you can make up a username to give yourself, or just say that you don't have an account.
Also some of these Random Thingies might contain blood/violence/murder/other things that might trigger some people
== Random Thingies by: TheMooMaster ==
=== If Sophie Joined the Neverseen: ===
Lady Giesla: *orders everybody not to kill or hurt Sophie*
Ruy: *thwacks Sophie with his shoe in his sleep*
Trix: *ignores Sophie*
Gethen: *strangles Sophie in his sleep* (but doesn't kill her)
Vespra: *throws Sophie off a cliff in her sleep*
Lady Giesla: *murders Vespra the next day*
Lady Giesla: *kicks Gethen out of the Neverseen*
Lady Giesla: *throws Ruy into a pile of poo*
=== Bye Bye, Braincells ===
Sophie: (singing) somewhere over the rainbow
Dex: What?
Sophie: (still singing) way up high
Keefe: have u lost it Foster?
Sophie: there's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby
Keefe: yeah, Foster's definitely lost it
Fitz: (panicked) how can u joke about this?
Dex: maybe somebody should call Elwin?
Sophie: somewhere over the rainbow
Biana walks into the room.
Sophie: skies are blue
Biana: what's going on?
Keefe: Foster just started singing
Fitz: I'm going to call Elwin
Mysterious Voice: NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE
Keefe: what the *insert swear word here*!
Sophie stops singing
Biana: I'm just going to grab my imparter...
Mysterious voice: I said don't move a muscle
Sandor: how did u get past security?
Fintan sets the house on fire because he escaped prison.
Everybody dies inside.
=== Kill the Evil Peeps: ===
Sophie: Keefe's parents must die!
Keefe: can I be the one to kill Lord Cashew?
Fitz: only if I can kill Alvar.
Biana: that's fine with me. I never want to see Alvar again.
Sophie: fine, but I get to kill Keefe's mom
Dex: Ok, as long as u use a weapon I make
Sophie: ok
Keefe kills Lord Cashew in his sleep. Fitz hunts down Alvar and strangles him. Sophie shoots Keefe's mom with a gadget Dex made. Biana decides to kill Ruy and pushes him off a cliff
=== Who Licked me? ===
Biana: ew, somebody licked me
Dex: WHO LICKED BIANA!?
Keefe: Calm down Dizznee
Dex: but somebody licked Biana!
Keefe: I bet it was Bangs Boy
Tam: why would I lick Biana?
Linh: it wasn't Tam. he a has a massive crush on Biana
Tam and Biana: *both turn bright red*
Sophie: it was probably Dex!
Dex: *mutters* some best friend u are
Fitz: why would Dex lick Biana?
Keefe: to frame Bangs Boy for it, of course! excelent plan Diznee
Dex: why would I frame Tam for licking Biana?
Sophie: because u also have a massive crush on Biana
Biana and Dex: *turn bright red*
Dex: ok, fine it was me
Biana: I dont like u anymore! come on Tam *leads Tam to corner of room*
Tam and Biana: *start kissing*
Dex: Waaaaa!
Glimmer: *walks in room* *sees Tam and Biana kissing* what about me Tammy?
Keefe and Fitz: *both staring hopefully at Sopie*
Sophie; *kisses Fitz and then Keefe*
Keefe and Sophie: *start kissing*
Fitz: Sophie! No! how could u chose Keefe over me?
Fitz: *having a mental break down* waaa! what do I do know? my existence is pointless! somebody kill me! *grabs dagger and is about to kill himself*
Dex: Wonderboy! no! *grabs dagger from Fitz and tackles him*
Fitz and Dex: *wrestling on the ground*
Fitz: *trying to kill Dex*
Dex: *trying to restrain Fitz*
Glimmer and Biana: *arguing about who gets Tam*
Tam: *shouting that he can have both of them as girlfriends*
Linh: *walks in the room* what is going on in here?
THE END!
=== Who Keeps the Cities? ===
Sophie, Keefe, Dex, Fitz, Biana, Tam, Linh, Marella, Maurca, Stina, and Wylie: *find out that they're in a book series called Keeper of the Lost Cities* *Running around screaming*
Keefe: Who keeps the cities?
*dead silence*
Everybody: *running around screaming hysterically because they don't know who keeps the cities*
Dex: *Screams so loudly that Grady and Edaline can hear him outside* WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Grady and Edaline: *come running into Sophie's room*
Grady: what's all this noise?
Keefe: we don't know who keeps the cities!!!!!!
Biana: *starts sobbing hysterically*
Edaline: :/
Sophie: somebody call Alden and tell him there's a reason to worry!!!
Dex: I'll do it! *grabs Fitz's imparter and calls Alden
Alden: *answers*
Dex: *screams at the top of his lungs* THERE'S A REASON TO WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alden: there's no reason to worry
Keefe: NOBODY KNOWS WHO KEEPS THE CITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS A VERY BIG REASON TO WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alden: what is?
Sophie: WE DONT KNOW WHO KEEPS THE CITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alden: what cities?
Stina: THE CITIES THAT WE LIVE IN! HOW DUMB CAN U BE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dex: get OOFED!
Edaline: umm
Grady: im going to hail Elwin
Elwin: *comes over*
Keefe: ELWIN! DO U KNOW WHO KEEPS THE CITIES?
Elwin: uhh *calls Livvy*
Livvy: *gets to Havenfield* *calls the Collective*
Alden, Della, Juline, Kesler, and Lord Cassius: *come to Havenfield*
All the bodyguards: *very confused bcs none of them know what's going on*
The Collective: *at Havenfield*
Mr. Forkle: whats going on?
Sophie, Keefe, Dex, Fitz, Biana, Tam, Linh, Marella, Maurca, Stina, and Wylie: WE DONT KNOW WHO KEEPS THE CITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Forkle: call the Council!
Granite: *calls the Council*
Emery: whats wrong now?
keefe: WE DON'T KNOW WHO KEEPS THE F***IN CITIES!
Lord Cassius: Language Keefe!
Keefe: I DON'T F***IN CARE ABOUT F***IN LANGUAGE WHEN WE DONTF***IN KNOW WHO KEEPS THE F***IN CITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Cassius: *faints*
Sophie: GET A PHYSICIAN! OH WAIT! WE DONT NEED ONE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT LORD CASHEW!
Keefe: ESPECIALLY WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO KEEPS THE CITIES!
Linh: DON'T REMIND ME! I CANT THINK ABOUT IT! *starts sobbing hysterically*
== Random Thingies by: LadyMooCow ==
=== Translation Error ===
If Sophie, Fitz, Biana, Dex, Keefe, Tam and Linh accidently leaped 2 the rain kingdom: (from Wings of Fire)
Sophie: why r we in a jungle?
Fitz: how did we leap here?
Deathbringer and Queen Glory: *walk in*
Deathbringer:*jumps in front of Glory* Don't worry I'll protect u from the deadly scavengers
Sophie: we're not dangerous or deadly
Dex: ya ur the big deadly ones
Sophie: I'm Sophie *points at others* those r my friends Dex, Biana, Fitz, Keefe, Tam and linh
Glory: *shoves Deathbringer 2 the side* I'm Queen Glory and thats Deathbringer
Sophie: Hello Queen Glory and Murderbasket
Deathbringer:oh no not another translation error
Glory: what do u mean not another translation error
Sophie: what translation error? Isn't ur name Murderbasket?
Glory:*laughing*
Deathbringer: what have u done!!! Glory its not funny!!!
Glory: yes it is
Elves: quietly sneak away and leap back 2 Havenfield
=== Granite’s Fanny Pack (Part 1) ===
Wylie: *Walks in room* Hello Gra- *sees fanny pack* what is that?
Granite: This is my fanny pack her name is Fiona
Wylie: ummm... are you ok? do you want me to hail Elwin?
Granite: I'm perfectly fine
Wylie: Are you sure?
Granite: I'm fine why wouldn't I be?
Wylie: Because you named that object
Granite: *gasps in horror* Wylie! Apologize to Fiona right now!
Wylie: *mutters* sorry
=== Granite's Fanny Pack (Part 2) ===
Wylie: *leaves room to hail Elwin*
Granite: I am very sorry for his behavior Fiona. I promise it will never happen again
*Meanwhile in the healing center*
Elwin: *is helping Sophie because she hurt herself* I'll be back Sophie I just need to answer my imparter
Sophie: ok
Elwin: *walks into his office* *answers his imparter* Hi Wylie
Wylie: Elwin I need your help! I think Granite is insane!
Elwin: Why would he be insane?
Wylie: I found him talking to a fanny pack that he named Fiona
Elwin: A what
Wylie: I'll explain later but right now you have to come
Elwin: Ok I'll leap over right away
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