Annoying Orange: Wazzup Blowup/Transcript

(Cob is on the phone with an agent)
Cob: Yeah, that's right! I need you to prioritize the Johnson report, and get Tyler on the phone, pronto! NO, this is an emergency! Things are poppin'!
(Cob's phone rings)
Cob: Hey, I got another call comin' in.
(beep,Orange laughs)
Cob: Y'ello?
Orange: WAZZUP?!
Cob: Orange?
Orange: WAZZUP?!
(Orange continues his Wazzup)
Cob: Orange? Orange!
(Orange laughs)
Cob: Buddy, I'm right here!
(title card)
(it's revealed that Cob is on the other side of the counter)
Cob: Okay champ, you gotta stop calling me.
Orange: What? I was just trying to butter you up! (laughs)
Cob: (fake laughs) Not funny!
(Cob's phone rings)
Cob: Okay, I gotta take this. Hold on.
(answers)
Cob: You got the Cob!
Orange: WAZZUB?!
Cob: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
(Orange laughs)
Cob: Okay champ look, I'm expecting a very important call! I'm the ear that everyone wants to talk to!
(phone rings)
Cob: Orange?!
Orange: It's not me!
Cob: Oh really?
Orange: It's not!
Cob: Fine. (sighs)
(Cob answers)
Cob: Hello?
Midget Apple: WAZZUP?!
Orange: AHHHHHHH!
Cob: STOP!
(Midget Apple and Orange continue)
Cob: STOP IT!
(Orange and Midget Apple laugh)
Cob: I told you guys, I'm waiting for an important call!
Orange: Hey Kernel Cornface!
Cob: The name is Cob!
Orange: Hey, hey Kernel Cornface!
Cob: That's not my name!
Orange: Hey Kernel Cornface? Hey!
Cob: WHAT?!
Orange: I'd salute you, but I don't have hands.
(laughing)
Cob: That's not funny!! That's just stupid!! Why can't you just.....
(phone rings)
Cob: Grrrrr!
(answers)
Cob: You got the Cob!
Pear: WAZZUP?!
Orange: AHHHHH!
Midget Apple: AHHHHH!
(Cob screams as they continue WAZZUP-ing)
Cob: Shut UUUUUUUP!!!!!
(laughter)
Cob: What did I just tell you guys?
Orange: You said "Gimme a call! I'm all ears!"
(laughter again)
Cob: I never said that!
Midget Apple: I think you said you were tired of being the laughingstock! (laughs)
Cob: Hey, watch it Mini-munchkin-man!
Orange: Hey, that's midget-munchkin-man!
Midget Apple: No, it's just Little Apple!
Cob: Nobody cares! Just shut up! Man, you idiots are making my kernels itch!
(phone rings)
Cob: Okay, okay, okay! This could be it! None of you numskulls are calling me right now, are you?
Midget Apple: Nuh-uh.
Orange: Nope.
Pear: Not me.
Cob: Okay,because if I pick up this phone, and it's someone screaming "WAZZUP?" I'm bringing a world of pain on each and every one of you! Alright.
(beep)
Cob: Y'ello?
Marshmallow: WAZZUP?!
Grapefruit: What's up?!
Grandpa Lemon: Wazzub?
Orange: Blleeeah!
Midget Apple: B-deeeeeh!
Pear: Agh!
(Screaming,aww-ing and wazzuuuup-ing. Granpa Lemon falls asleep midway. The wazzuuuup-ing continues until Cob heats up and explodes from anger)
All: Whoa!
Marshmallow: Yay! It's raining scrumptious! (chews)
Pear: Wow, it looks like Cob couldn't keep a pop secret! (Pear and Midget Apple laugh)
Orange: Yeah. I didn't know he was the father of unicorn.
Midget Apple: Huh?
Pear: What?
Marshmallow: He was?
Orange: Duh, it's obvious: He's a pop-corn! (all laugh)
Marshmallow: Yay! I love unicorns!
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