That's Life/3.0

That's Life is a funeral home business with a crematorium.
== History ==
Cydney Lune of Olympus Interiors designed the interior of the storefront. Denzel Williams made a deal with LSMG Board of Director Charlie Jannetty to cremate all of the corpses for Simone Memorial Hospital.
=== Sam Baas memorial ===
That's Life became embroiled in controversy when they handled the funeral and burial of the late Commissioner Sam Baas on July 17, 2023. Baas' friend Brian Knight, Commissioner's Office budgeter Shelby Lane, and Mayor Sexton Cohen had verbally agreed to the deal, unaware that Lang Buddha instructed That's Life to gouge the police citing how expensive Bass' private funeral plot was. Dewey billed the police with a 10 million dollar invoice that included services which had never actually been provided during the funeral. When the police refused to pay, Denzel Williams threatened to exhume Baas' corpse and use his skull as a desk ornament. That's Life also added an additional 1.5 million dollars as a late fee. When Mayor Andi Jones investigated the deal, she concluded that the police and Mayor's Office should have known that Denzel would scam them, and that they should have gotten a quote before verbally agreeing to the deal. Andi negotiated the price down to 7 million dollars and transferred the funds to That's Life from the State account (Harry Brown ended up stealing about 6 million of it to pay off his debts). Following the incident, the police did not do business with That's Life for the memorial services of the next PD Commissioner to die in the line of duty, Axel Justice.
== Gallery ==
Sambaasgrave.png|Sam Baas' burial plot provided by That's Life