Coach Conversations: The Threequel

Coach Conversations: The Threequel (sometimes referred to as Coach Conversations 3 and abreviated as CC:TT or CC3), is the third thread in the Coach Conversations series. It was opened by IiCyberFoox on December 22, 2019.
==Coaches==
Coach Conversations: The Threequel features 76 coaches, of which 47 coaches have already appeared in previous threads, while the other 29 are completely new.
Returning coaches	Returning coaches	Returning coaches	Returning coaches	Returning coaches	Returning coaches
Ethan 	Skyler 	Mary 	Stacey 	Dylan 	Li Wei
Susie 	Ghost 	Lithium 	Jian 	Shun 	Luke
Xin 	Cass 	Robo-Shawn 	Elise 	Chris 	Alex
Zack 	Sydney 	Meia 	Sam 	Anthony 	Kaylea
Adara 	Neva 	Ivy 	Aria 	Paul 	1r
Benjamin 	Lance 	Jennifer 	Dez 	Desmond 	Alan
Diana 	Lucy 	Tori 	Athena 	Eric 	Camilo
Estelle 	C5Jay 	Aiden 	Simon 	Takane 	
New Coaches	New Coaches	New Coaches	New Coaches 	New Coaches	New Coaches
Tessa 	Cyberaxi 	Mark 	Austin 	Adiel 	Jenny
Alexandre 	Nellie 	Michelle 	Tasha 	Julia 	Mariah
Victoria 	Lucy 	Erica 	Zane 	Prof. Scott	Caroline
Mariah 	Jamie 	Tori 	Mythical Creature #1	Luisa 	Ben
Dylan 	Lili 	John 	Jaxon 	Asa 	
==Roleplayers==
*AlexTheJustDancer (as Ethan, Dylan, Cass, Dez, Desmond, Alan, Aiden, and Tessa)
*Orangespark24 (as Skyler, Jian, Shun, Takane, Mark, Austin, Adiel, Jenny, Alexandre, Tasha, Julia, Lucy, Caroline, Mariah, Jamie (Lenny back then), Tori, Luisa, and Ben)
*Xxdenmexx (as Mary, Stacey, Chris, Alex, Zack, Lance, Jennifer, Diana, Lucy, Camilo, Professor Scott (Dany back then), John, and Mythical Creature #1)
*OneEmoticon (as Li Wei, Present! and Past!Ghost, and Lithium)
*LapisJD (as Susie, Michelle, Dylan, and Lili)
*Kanetrealms (as Luke, Shawn, Elise, Sydney, Meia, Sam, Kaylea, Adara, Neva, Ivy, Aria, Paul, 1r, Tori, Athena, Estelle, Nellie, Mariah, Victoria, Erica, Zane, Jaxon (Unnamed Hot Guy #2 back then), and Asa)
*IiCyberFoox (as Xin, Anthony, Benjamin, Eric, C5Jay, Simon and Cyberaxi)
==Dialogue==
* A hyphen indicates the line or action was interrupted-
**a text in between asterisks indicate the coach is doing an action*
*(a text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)
*Several things going on in the thread are outdated to the current canon.
Mary: Hi guys! Is there something new?Chris: Sam’s fans getting mad at X for being way more popularIvy: Hey guys, I released my debut album!Adara: Album name?Ivy: ”A Poison Paradise”. It’s comprised of a bunch of emo Spanish songs.
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Sam: Hey guys, should we go get Buffalo Wild Wings?Dylan (AlexTheJustDancer): cAn i HaZ bUfFaLo WiLd WiNgS?Anthony: He doesn't look really good.Benjamin: *sitting down near a corner, head down*Alan: uh.... what are you guys doing....??
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Stacey: Why did you leave me here to burn?Jennifer: I’m way too young to be this hurt...Zack: I feel doomed in hotel rooms, staring straight up at the wallMary: Counting wounds, and I am tryin’ to numb them allAlex: Do you care? Do you care? Why don’t you care?Chris: I gave you all of me, my blood, my sweat, my heart and my tears!Mary: WHY DON’T YOU CARE!? WHY DON’T YOU CARE!?Stacey: I was there, I was there... when no one wasZack: Now you’re gone, and I’m hereAlex: I have questions for you.Chris: Number 1: Tell me who you think you are, you’ve got some nerve tryin’ to tear my faith apartAlex: I have questions for you.Mary: Number 2: Why would you try and play me for a fool? I should have never, ever, ever trusted you!Stacey: I have questions for youJennifer: Number 3: Why weren’t you who you swore that you would be?Zack: I have questions, I’ve got questions haunting me :'vLance and Camilo: EEEEY MACARENA!The other six: ...
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Adara: My world is in pieces.Ivy: You've stolen my pride.Shawn: And I'm left defeated.1r: And crushed by your lies.
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Stacey: Guys, is there any new tea?Kanetrealms: Sydney killed Sam with a gun because he was making fun of her for being arromantic.Sydney: *pulls out gun* I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVER BRING UP THIS ANYMORE I WILL-Tori (Kanetrealms): *seperates them*
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Susie: um, hey everyoneMary: Oh, hi Susie! Long time no see! :DStacey: She hasn’t changed at allSusie: hi Mary...
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Sydney: I'm losing hope to be on Unlimited >:(Sam: Me 2.Elise: I'm 110% never gonna be on Unlimited.Neva: Neither me or Adara are on Unlimited >:^Jennifer: I think Neva, Sydney and I still have an opportunityStacey: Don’t even talk to me about thatSusie: not sure but ig yall are breaking le 4th wallAlex: Breaking the 4th wall is fun tbh.Sydney: Elise and I are suffering together >:)Sam: Still stuck in the pits of JD2015.Jennifer: :'v
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Elise: Killer like me, like a killer like me.Zack: Gay man like me, like a gay man like meJennifer: Shy girl like me, like a shy girl like meMary: Weirdette like me, like a weirdette like meAlex: Psycho like me, like a psycho like me.Chris: Ex-god like me, like an ex-god like meStacey: Vegan lik-Alex: Don’t say it, please.Stacey: :'vSydney: Imagine if the Kids version for Kids in America came on JDU firs-Tori (Kanetrealms): Here.
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Stacey: My, my name was safest in your mouthJennifer: And why’d you have to go and spit it out?Zack: Your voice... it was the most familiar soundMary: But it sounds so dangerous to me now
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Li Wei: *kicks open the door...again* ...nothing...Lithium: *walks inside* Okay, who are these people?Tessa: They’re people, what did you expect?Lithium: Real individuals, not some 2-Dimension b***hes. *rolls eyes*Tessa: Who do you consider “real indivuals”?Ivy: Non-psychos who aren’t gonna kill someone for something stupid.Sydney: The intensity is real.Tessa: You could consider me one cause I’d never kill somebody! Along with all my other friends!Alex: *pulls out g-Diana: *suddenly appears and snatches gun* no. *disappears*Ivy: You're aware that you can't kill gods, right?Alex: yes.
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Both Ghosts: We also have a personality!Li Wei: The only thing notable you is that you are bloodthristy [REDACTED DUE TO PROFANE TRASH TALKING]Lithium: *sips China tea* That's... intense, panda working as a monster pandaTessa: Uhh..... I’mma go get some tea... goodbye?
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Ivy: Soy el paraiso venenoNeva: Uh, are you becoming a monster?Alan: uh.... a... monster...?Li Wei: What monster?Lithium: Which monster?Past!Ghost: Gamora?Li Wei: No, we are not going to that meme again.
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Tessa: ALRIGHT Y’ALL! I’M BACK WITH MY TEA!!!Mary: Hi guys! :DZack: Oh, so you revived?Li Wei: Is this pink woman Stacey or Mary?Mary: Wait, YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME!?Li Wei: No. I only remember you as a pink woman.Lithium: I also remember you as a pink woman as well.Present!Ghost: I remember you as having a nice body for a ritualIvy: *sips tea* The only reason people remember her is for her yaoi fangirl personality.Neva: *sips tea, but chokes on it* Dammit! Why do I always choke on hot tea?Tessa: Her name’s Mary, but if you’re talking about me, my name is Tessa. Nice to meet you! *smiles*Past!Ghost (to Tessa): Hi, mortal!Lithium: That's kinda rude, ghostTessa: Oh, it’s fine! I get remarks like that a lot.Mary: I’m Mary b*tches >:'vStacey: And I’m StaceyLucy (Xxdenmexx): *suddenly appears* Tbh, you both girls are forgettablePresent!Ghost: Hello, mortals. Hello, Wakandan infused African womanLithium: Can't you both Ghosts learn how to respect mortals and anything non-demonic ghosts?Lucy (Xxdenmexx): Um, I’m goddess of dark, so I’m inmortal. *disappears*Desmond: *gasps* I must study that for future discoveries!Past!Ghost: What about a black [CENSORED] goddess of darkness.*Present!Ghost and Lithium gasp in horror*Li Wei: I'm gonna hang you in a tree for that trouble, Present.Meia: Immortality. More like turtles.Aria: Ignore her stupid jokes and focus on ME!Alex: no.Chris: yea, no.Lithium: Never. You sound too generic to existAria: Looks like you don't wanna focus on quality *flips hair*Lance: Quality? Have you take a look at me?Jennifer: Annoying f*ckboys like you are not qualityDesmond: *blows a whistle* Stop fighting over quality you guys!Mary: As Alex would say: no.Lithium: Why are we even fighting about quality, anyway
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Ethan: Hi guys! Was I late to something?Cass: Don’t forget about me, honey!Ethan: Sorry... what did WE miss?Li Wei: Generic b***hy bystander is arguing that too generic people shouldn't exist and the ghosts are being insulting a******s.Ethan: Welp... looks like we didn’t miss much... *ges to sit and couch and Cass follows* Wanna play some Minecraft, Cass?Cass: Sure!
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*Cyberaxi appears*Aiden: Hi, new person, how are you?Stacey: Michael Sembello.Li Wei: Are you referring to this girl? *points at Cyberaxi*
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Alan: uh.... i don’t know what is going on...Sam: [insert quote here]Lithium: Everyone here is honestly sort of mentally ill. Somebody, call the doctors...Dez: *grabs the phone and throws it out the window* no.Cyberaxi: ... ... ... No, i'm not ILL.Li Wei: In fairness, you are probably the craziest in this room as a whole, Lithium.Lithium: NOOOO!!! *starts cooking clothes for soup and food*Zack: Forgive us mr. 292950174 IQ
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Kaylea: Alright guys, to entertain you I will punch the air and *punches air upwards* BOOM! *glass breaks and rumbles on the ground*Tori (Kanetrealms): My new form of attacking *pulls out lasers from hands and smirks*Both Ghosts: ... That's hot.*Lithium drinks the cloth soup she makes*Li Wei: That's just pure clownery 🤡🤡🤡
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Dez: guys, don’t you know Ethan comes from a really rich family?Tori (Kanetrealms): Magic doesn’t come from the rich boy, but it DOES come with me.Elise: Please stop.
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Jennifer: My p*ssy is sweatingAlex: Yep, we officially turned her a mental like us.Li Wei: *hands out a napkin for the p*ssy sweating girl*Lithium: That's quite a gentleman, panda
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Ethan: Guys! I could help you guys!Lithium: I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL *eye twitching*Dez: ok. sure you are.*Li Wei restrains Lithium with a straightjacket. Lithium trashes like a pig about to be slaughtered**She also squealed like a pig*
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Everyone: NOW LET ME GET SOME ACTION FROM THE BACK SECTIONKanetrealms: Please stopElise: *shoots Kanetrealms*
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Li Wei: *suddenly starts praying to me like some sort of diety*Lithium: DID U KNOW THAT THE ANAGRAM FOR UNO IS "NO U" AND THE REVERSE CARD MAKES SENSE?!?!?!Past!Ghost: Even I am not crazy enough to say that...Mark: What are yall doing?Desmond: Idk, they confuse me.Xin: *Mumbling* Am I sitting through this again...Lithium: IF YOU PUT A CAT IN A BIG BOX, WILL IT BE FIT? WHAT HAPPENS IF THE WORLD RAINS DIAMONDS AND GOLD??? IS THE GOLDEN FLEECE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT OR HARD? IF IT IS SOFT LIKE A REAL FLEECE,WHY IS IT MADE OF GOLD? IF YOU SWUARE ROOT ROLE, YOU WILL GET STRING!!!Chris: Damn b*tch, eat a snickersLithium: *hisses at Chris* IF THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT IS A SQUARE, HOW IS GRAVITY EVENLY DISTRIBUTED????Li Wei: Ignore her. This is what happens when a normal bystander is standing in this room for about 50 minutes.Sydney: Snickers aren’t even that good, I like Milky Way more.Sam: ~Ms. Says no to a threesome with Thibaut and Jonathan, 2019
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*Mary, Jennifer, Zack, and Stacey start singing Yo x Ti, Tu x Mi by ROSALÍA, Ozuna*Elise: This area is just a place for singing.Alex: .
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Li Wei: ... I'm trouble and you're wa-wa-wanting itPresent!Ghost: *gasps* Did you just speak Al Bhed?Alex: a*sf, e’h gkidgy.Li Wei: *uses encryption software* Be thankful that the Internet exists. Otherwise, if I took it as Al Bhed, then all I am hearing is gibberish. It translates to "F**k, I’m lonely."Stacey: Mary: Stacey: noMary: yesStacey: noMary: Ye-Alex: Don’t repeat that, please.Li Wei: You two are just posers. Here is what a REAL Al Bhed speaks: Adara: I'm too lazy to use encryptions.Neva: *chokes* Mary: P*nisLi Wei: Eewww, so many posers...
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Mary: Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys!Alex: Um, yes I do.Chris: I like them a lotZack: I’m probably the gayest one of the threeSydney: I'm honestly kind of scared of you guys.Tori (Kanetrealms): And I saw Santa wearing a tank top once.Li Wei: *applies a duct tape on Lithium's mouth to shut her up* Where is that Santa in a shirt?
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Austin: Guys, i just cut off my tits, now can i sing weirdly too? Alghulafqunaefqunae lediA nommuS I LNBLRNBOIURHVCNOIRHNXFGHVSAdiel: Austin threw his boobs over me. Anyone got a water hose so i can clean myself?Past!Ghost: Which t*ts? The breasts or the birds?Adiel: Breasts. Now can i f**king clean myself?Both Ghosts: WE WILL! *they grab Adiel and start sucking up all the blood, while demonic chanting can be heard in the backgorund*Jenny: Did Adiel die???Alexandre: I HAVE TO PISS ON THE GHOSTS *starts pissing on the ghosts*Adiel: I DON'T WANNA DIE IN PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!Li Wei: Shut the f**k up, human. They are getting the blood from your clothes.Past!Ghost: It tastes like some expired tomato soup. *floats away*Present!Ghost: It also tastes like Lindsey Lohan's ta-Li Wei and Past!Ghost: TOO MUCH INFORMATIONJenny: Lindsay Lohan's tamponAdiel: f**k yourself li wei!Li Wei: *vomits in a nearby toilet*Both Ghosts: *glare angrily at the woman*Lithium: *tries to lick off the duct tape*Kaylea: What the hell is going on?Adara: Ugh, humans doing stupid stuff, Ivy and I are going back to our thrones.Nellie: Hey, don't forget about me!Li Wei: *stares at Adara* Listen, goddess or whatever you are. I am not a human nor are these two ghosts are even human to begin withLithium: TECHNICALLY, WE ARE ALL HUMANS. WE BELONG TO A SINGLE ORGANISM BACK WHEN...Present!Ghost: I NEED A VESSEL. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A BODY FOR ME TO POSSESS?????????Susie: the fudge is happening???Michelle: ig we better leave, Susie, these people are weird...
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Stacey: Now I wonder something, Ivy, why is your dance so repetitive and boring?Tasha: WTH? It's great!Ivy: Because I got cursed with a slow song which made my dance awful.Adara: Gurl, you slay the floor. You are amazing! You even got to get a Medium rating! Can't say that about Tori.Li Wei: I think you are assuming...Alex: Dude, Taki Taki is a song made to twerk like if you were a f***ing crazy b*tch in an or*y, but the only thing Ivy does is waving arms, and let’s not talk about that eternal spin.Mary: ...Zack: That moment when a human roasts a goddessIvy: *coils Alex* You know, maybe it was a bad idea to roast me *yeets Alex into the sun*.Adara: First Sydney, now Ivy. Jeez.Chris: You f***ing triggered bi-Stacey: *shoots Chris* there, now you’re together on hell :3Susie: Tasha: Wait, i thought Ivy was Heavy Cross' dancer. Yeah Ivy... your dance is sh**.
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Lithium: *spots a cat bowl and licks the milk in it, sexually*Present!Ghost: What is this??? A Cats remake film????Susie: alright Michelle we better lea-Michelle: *runs away*
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Jennifer: Sausage party.Lance: Someone wanna recreate that movie? 👅Adara: Not with a boy.Paul: This is the part where Adara becomes lesbian.Adara: *punches Paul across the face* Stop with revealing my secrets, you talkative annoying ***********.Paul: You know gods don't feel severe pain, right?Adara: Oh, f**k.
==Trivia==
*Near the end of the thread, three users entered and started talking about the constant violent and sexual jokes in the thread.
**Said three were also the cause of Orangespark24s hiatus, even though they later returned in Coach Conversations 9: Why?, but got blocked from Just Dance Wiki.
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