Cartoon Network Responds!

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Cartoon Network Responds! is a series of interstitials that aired on Cartoon Network beginning in 1997. Each short featured letter and emails from viewers of the network, only for the network to respond to them in a cynical way.
There is no total amount due to little to no documentation of interstitial programming airing on the network at the time, but roughly 20 or so promos were reported to have been produced, with many still being considered lost.
Name 	Description 	First Aired / eka.	Image
Jim Carrey Network 	Parents who have a son obsessed with Jim Carrey write to the network about having a picture with him. Because Jim Carrey isn't featured on any of the shows the network airs, they suggest that they write to the Jim Carrey Network instead. 	1997 (eka) 	center
SmurfSnorks! 	A viewer writes to the network saying that the only shows they watch are The Smurfs and The Snorks. The network responds with a pitch mashing up the two shows. 	1997 (eka) 	center
Rumors About Cartoon Network 	A viewer writes to the network suggesting that if any rumors they make are true. The network does confirm a few, notably Pebbles having a gambling addiction and the letterwriter being outed as a crossdresser. 	1997 (eka) 	center
2 Stupid Dogs: The Worst Show on TV Today	A disgruntled viewer complains to the network about 2 Stupid Dogs being one of the most vile programs ever made. The network responds with saliva samples from monkeys, implying that the show was written by some. 	1997 (eka) 	center
List of Speed Racer Episodes 	A viewer writes to the network about a list of episodes of Speed Racer. The network provides them at a ridiculously fast pace, but only in Japanese. 	1997 (eka) 	center
Show More of the Hillbilly Bears 	A viewer writes to the network about wanting them to air more of The Hillbilly Bears, only because their father likes it. Apparently, the legal system forbades them from being shown, with the bears now preferring to be called "The Mountain Dwelling Ursines of Appalachia" instead as a result.	1997 (eka) 	center
113 Million Dollars 	The network responds to spam mail claiming that they won 113 million dollars. The network rejects it only because it excludes Hefty Smurf for some reason. 	1997 (eka) 	center250px|center
Completely Insane 	A viewer ponders if the network is completely insane. The network responds with something really insane, confirming their statement. 	1997 (eka) 	center
Splotchy and Max 	A viewer pitches a cartoon to the channel called Splotchy and Max. Unfortunately, the network claims that it is plagarizing a similar show they developed named Mlotchy and Spax, eventually slapping them with a cease and desist letter. 	1997 (eka) 	center250px|center250px|center
Cast Changes 	A viewer complains to the network about the cast of Jonny Quest being changed for their Real Adventures. The network then announces a list of cast changes (i.e. Bugs Bunny being replaced by Wally Gator). 	1997 (eka) 	center
The Cartoon Network Thing (NOT) to Do 	A viewer complains about the Cartoon Network Thing to Do interstitials for their unrealisticness. The network responds with a parody of the Cartoon Network Thing to Do opening telling viewers that it is intended to be a joke. 	1997 (eka) 	center
Hamster Cartoons 	A viewer asks the network if there were any cartoon characters that were hamsters. The network responds with a premise for a fictional cartoon show named Squeaky Wheel Cacophones. 	1997 (eka) 	center
The Pirates of Dark Water Lost Episodes 	A viewer writes to the network about resolving the cliffhanger to The Pirates of Dark Water. The network does confirm they have the lost episodes, but once played, was overwritten by a cat drinking milk. 	1997 (eka) 	center
The Difference Between Repeats & Classics	 	1997 (eka) 	
All Your Cartoons Suck! 	 	1997 (eka) 	
Secret Squirrel 	 	1997 (eka) 	
What if the Flintstones Never Existed? 	 	1997 (eka) 	
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