過食性:アイドル症候群 (Kashokusei: Idol Shoukougun)

==Lyrics==
Singer	MAYU	GUMI	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
目を開けると　ちやほやされていた 	me o akeru to chiyahoya sareteita 	When I opened my eyes, I was being spoilt
どうやら僕には　奇跡が舞い降りたようで 	douyara boku ni wa kiseki ga mai oritayou de 	It seems a miracle has swooped down on me
ちょろいもんさ　歌も程々に 	choroi mon sa uta mo hodohodo ni 	It's a simple thing, to sing moderately well
褒美も奮っちゃって　群がるメスは数知れず 	houbi mo furuchatte muragaru mesu wa kazu shirezu 	And the reward yielded is a countless flock of girls crowding around me
 	 	
嗚呼　愉快だな 	aa yukai da na 	Ah, it's quite pleasant
遊びで　ほら　人生逆転 	asobi de hora jinsei gyakuten 	Just by playing around, look, my life has completely changed!
 	 	
that's アイドル　馬鹿は舞い踊る 	that's aidoru baka wa maiodoru 	That's an idol, an idiot dances
それに気づかず　檻の中で 	sore ni kizukazu ori no naka de 	Not realizing this, I dance inside
ダンシング └( ^ω^)」 	danshingu 	the cage  └( ^ω^)」
暴食　つまみ食いして 	boushoku tsumami guishite 	Greedily exploiting it, 
逆上せ上がって　嗤って 	nobose agatte waratte 	And going mad with laughter
「あらあらあらあら（笑）」 	"ara ara ara ara" 	"My, oh my, oh my (laughs)"
 	 	
人生　ゲーム感覚 	jinsei geemu kankaku 	It feels like a life game
謳歌しちゃって 	ouka shichatte 	I'm getting hyped up;
「僕はすごい男子ング└( ・ー・`)」 」 	"boku wa sugoi danshingu" 	"I'm a pretty amazing guy└( ・ー・`)」"
「あの人　感じ悪いね (乂'ω') 」 	"ano hito kanji warui ne" 	"That guy seems kinda strange (乂'ω')"
それで許される　アイドルだもん 	sore de yurusareru aidoru da mon 	I'll forgive you, after all, I'm an idol
 	 	
目を開けると　ちやほやされていた 	me o akeru to chiyahoya sareteita 	When I opened my eyes, I was being spoilt
まだまだ僕には 	madamada boku ni wa 	It seems there's still
夢の続きが残ったようで 	yume no tsuzuki ga nokotta you de 	A continuation to this dream
 	 	
緩いもんさ　笑い話も程々に 	yurui mon sa neta mo hodohodo ni 	It's an easy thing to tell moderate funny stories
偏愛語っちゃって　枕仕事も数知れず 	hen'ai katacchatte makura shigoto mo kazu shirezu 	Showing favoritism, sleeping around with more and more people
 	 	
嗚呼　やめらんないな 	aa yamerannai na 	Ah, I can't stop
玩具を　探す　ワンパク 冒険 	omocha o sagasu wanpaku bouken 	Searching for toys on a mischievous adventure!
 	 	
that's アイドル　馬鹿は舞い踊る 	that's aidoru baka wa maiodoru 	That's an idol! An idiot dances
鼻で笑って　檻の中で 	hana de waratte ori no naka de 	Laughing through my nose, I dance inside
ダンシング └( ^ω^)」 	danshingu 	the cage └( ^ω^)」
色欲　盗み食いして 	shikiyoku nusumi kuishite 	Lustful, I sneak and bite
茶化し狂って　喘いで 	chakashi kurutte aeide 	Making fun of everyone, losing my mind and panting
「ほらほらほらほら（笑）」 	"hora hora hora hora" 	"Look, look, look (laughs)"
 	 	
人生ゲーム攻略　イージーモード 	jinsei geemu kouryaku iijii moodo 	A walkthrough for the life game on easy mode
「僕は無敵男子ング └( ・ー・`)」 」 	"boku wa muteki danshingu" 	"I'm an unrivaled guy └( ・ー・`)」"
「あの人まるでダメだね (乂'ω') 」 	"ano hito marude dame da ne" 	"That guy seems pretty useless (乂'ω')"
人に恨まれる　アイドルだもん 	hito ni uramareru aidoru da mon 	There'll be people who hate me, after all, I'm an idol!
 	 	
（ヨイヨイヨイ） 	(yoi yoi yoi) 	(yoi yoi yoi)
 	 	
よいじゃないか　よいじゃないか 	yoi ja nai ka yoi ja nai ka 	Isn't it fine, Isn't it fine
頭振って空々で 	atama futte karakara de 	To shake my empty head
(┓^ω^)┛)) ヨイサヨイサ♪ 	yoisa yoisa♪ 	(┓^ω^)┛)) yoisa yoisa♪
やればいいじゃん 	yareba ii jan 	Isn't it fine to do it?
 	 	
（ヨイヨイヨイヨイ） 	(yoi yoi yoi yoi) 	(yoi yoi yoi)
 	 	
よいじゃないか　よいじゃないか 	yoi ja nai ka yoi ja nai ka 	Isn't it fine, Isn't it fine
頭もっと空々で 	atama motto karakara de 	To make my head more empty
安い飴をやればいいじゃん 	yasui ame o yareba ii jan 	Isn't it fine to make more cheap candy?
 	 	
（ヨイヨイヨイ） 	(yoi yoi yoi) 	(yoi yoi yoi)
 	 	
忘れないぞ　忘れないぞ 	wasurenai zo wasurenai zo 	I won't forget, I won't forget
頭ずっと HATE 溜まって 	atama zutto HATE tamatte 	My head's gathering all that hate
(┓^ω^)┛)) ヨイサヨイサ♪ 	yoisa yoisa♪ 	(┓^ω^)┛)) yoisa yoisa♪
祭り状態 	matsuri joutai 	It's like a festival
 	 	
（ヨイヨイヨイヨイ） 	(yoi yoi yoi yoi) 	(yoi yoi yoi)
 	 	
忘れないぞ　忘れないぞ 	wasurenai zo wasurenai zo 	I won't forget, I won't forget
あのこのこと　あいつのこと 	ano ko no koto aitsu no koto 	About him, about her
恨み買うじゃん洒落じゃだめじゃん 	urami kau jan share ja dame jan 	you can buy grudges, you shouldn't be too frank
（悪循環♡） 	(akujunkan♡) 	(It's a vicious circle♡)
 	 	
that's アイドル　過去の偶像 	that's aidoru kako no guuzou 	That's an idol, an image of the past
指を指されて　尚も踊るダンシング 	yubi o sasarete nao mo odoru danshingu 	Constantly talked about, dancing even now
暴食　人は蔑む 	boushoku hito wa sagesumu 	Greedily, people scorn me
罪を重ねて　溺れて 	tsumi o kasanete oborete 	Drowning in my repeated sins
「あらあらあらあら･･･」 	"ara ara ara ara..." 	"My, oh my, oh my..."
「あらあらあら（笑）」 	"ara ara ara" 	"My, oh my, oh my (laughs)"
 	 	
ほら、アイドル　そして舞い踊る 	hora, aidoru soshite maiodoru 	Look, it's an idol! And then we dance
何も気づかず　檻の中で 	nani mo kizukazu ori no naka de 	Not realizing anything, I dance inside
ダンシング └( ^ω^)」 	danshingu 	The cage └( ^ω^)」
落人　引け目カンスト 	ochiudo hikeme kansuto 	Defeated and running away, inferiority complex hitting the MAX value
逆上せ上がって　足掻いて 	nobose agatte agaite 	Going mad and floundering,
「ほらほらほらほら（笑）」 	"hora hora hora hora" 	"Look, look, look (laughs)"
 	 	
人生　ゲームオーバー　這いずり回る 	jinsei geemu oobaa haizuri mawaru 	Here ends the life game, crawling round and round
「僕はすごい男子ング └( ・ー・`)」 」 	"boku wa sugoi danshingu" 	"I'm a pretty amazing guy └( ・ー・`)」"
「あの人 かっこ悪いね（笑）」 	"ano hito kakkowarui ne" 	"That guy's really lame, right? (laughs)"
だって負け犬の　アイドルだもん 	datte makeinu no aidoru da mon 	Since I'm an idol who is a sore loser
許さない　アイドルだもん（笑） 	yurusanai aidoru da mon 	I won't forgive you, after all, I'm an idol (laughs)
 	 	
ね♡ 	ne♡ 	Right?♡
 	 	
目を開けると 一人で歩いていた 	me o akeru to hitori de aruiteita 	When I opened my eyes, I was walking all alone
どうやら僕らは夢のハジまで食したようで。 	douyara bokura wa yume no haji made shokushita you de.	It seems that we've eaten our way to the very end of this dream.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*EXIT TUNES ACADEMY BEST 
*
*八日目、雨が止む前に。
A remix of this song was featured in the following albums:
*ケビョウニンゲン (Kebyou Ningen) (album)
A version featuring only MAYU was featured on the following album:
*
==External links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Nico Nico Pedia
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* - Duet version
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