Porky Pig

== General Info ==
Porky Pig is the president of the People's Republic of China (Although is title is often called the People's Republic of Eh-Eb-Eh-China by his political rivals to mock his stutter). He is a member of the U.N. and has a very intimate relationship with Scooby Doo. He is notable for his sudden rise to power and his often jarringly conservative and evangelical viewpoints for someone in charge of a "communist" nation. As ruler of a large swath of east and south Asia, Porky Pig is one of the most powerful people on the planet. Despite this reputation and his dictatorial tendencies, he is not seen as a major threat due to his lack of ambition and the fact he is a walking, talking pig. During the events of Console Wars, he comes out about his relationship with Scooby Doo, but the next day deleted the tweet and spent the next weeks claiming it did not happen.
== Background Information ==
=== Time as a Priest ===
Porky Pig spent his early adult life as a Priest at the local ButtfuckNowhere, Alabama Baptist church. There, he had a notable friendship with Pewdiepie, who regularly came into town every Sunday with his family. Bodil is also notably one of these family members. One fateful day, Porky Pig suggests that Pewdiepie crucify Bodil after discovering his sexuality. It is also likely he did this in part because Bodil had revealed the secret that he was cheating on his wife Petunia. Some point after this, he moved to China, likely either to avoid the Reddit Takeover or perhaps to distance himself from his now Ex-Wife Petunia.
=== Rise to Power ===
While walking the streets of Beijing one day on the 14th of March, 2013, Porky Pig ran into a man wearing a diaper claiming to be very important. He called himself The Godfather, and said to Porky Pig these words: "I need my diapy changed." Porky Pig accepted, and changed the man's diaper. In gratitude, The Godfather sets Porky Pig up with a career as President of China, as there was recently a job opening after the previous president retired. He quickly solidified himself into the United Nations, and quickly became a supporter of Princess Celestia in the tensions between Equestria and Canterlot. His early foreign policy also heavily revolved around his close relations with the Overwatch regime of Scooby Doo, as well as his denouncement of the Republic of Minecraftia. Despite is often negative views of Bodil and his close allies, Porky Pig still opposes Big Chungus and his Reddit regime.
=== Brief Disappearance and Friendship with PewDiePie ===
During Act 4, Porky Pig disappears from Beijing and returns to Buttfucknowhere to live with Pewdiepie and his community of Ugandan Knuckles. During this time, the main 8 meet up with both of them and stay the night in Pewdiepie's barn. Here, Bodil confronts Porky Pig about his crucifixion.
== Appearance ==
Porky is a anthropomorphic pig. Unlike his wife Petunia, he is bald has has no hair on his skin whatsoever. Porky wears a blue vest with white cuffs and a red tie, and no other articles of clothing, pants included.
== Fun Facts ==
* He/Him
* Unlike Tails gets trolled, Porky Pig never becomes a neutral, and this is likely how he survives. It is also clear now that in WYSI almost all of Tails Gets Trolled is non-canon due to many contradictions with previous lore.
* It is unknown why The Godfather has so much sway over the People's Republic of China, nor why porky pig agreed to change his diaper.
*Porky Pig's tweet in 2037 coming out with his relationship with Scooby Doo suggests he has become more open with his sexuality, showing growth from his past.
Category:Side Characters
Category:The United Nations
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