Ug Ug/3.0

Ug Ug is a character role-played by MarcohYolo.
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== Description ==
Ug Ug is a chef and caveman. He is most distinguishable by his lack of shoes and, on occasion, face paint. He is very open minded and will speak to most anyone regardless of who they are.
== Background ==
Not much is known about Ug. What he has shared about his past, he's only shared to those closest and the few that has shown interest in understanding him. 
Ug is a caveman from, what is assumed to be, the Stone Age. At the time, there was a great war occurring between multiple tribes and, in the heat of battle, Ug was stabbed in the gut by a spear. There was a struggle between Ug and Ug’s general to bring Ug to the tribe’s witch doctor. 
During a healing ritual performed by the witch doctor, Ug was accidentally teleported to the city of Los Santos. Though Ug was healed, the results of the ritual brought Ug to the Pacific Ocean near the Del Perro Pier.
In only his loincloth, Ug hobbled onto the beach. Locals went into a panic, called 911, and a black van arrived on scene to take Ug to the Humane Labs. Ug was tested by the scientists and the tests concluded that Ug was not of this time. No DNA was registered anywhere, no fingerprints catalogued, and no licenses were found under the name Ug Ug. 
Ug spent three days being monitored, before being released. 
Ug befriended many people the few days after and proceeded to learn how present day works from using Twitter to driving a car. It took him around a month to learn what he needed to know to live in Los Santos.
At the moment Ug is a chef, and spends most of his time cooking for people.