Coach Conversations: The Fourquel

Coach Conversations: The Fourquel, sometimes referred to as Coach Conversations 4, is the fourth thread in Coach Conversations. It was opened by Kanetrealms on January 5th, 2020.
==Coaches==
Coach Conversations: The Fourquel features 88 coaches, of which 45 coaches have already appeared on previous thread, while the other 41 are completely new.
==Roleplayers==
*AlexTheJustDancer (as Ethan, Cass, Desmond, Aiden, Melanie, Jaden, Azora, Anaya, Dominic, and Adeline)
*DynamoDerp11 (as Benji, Oliver, v20, Olivia. and Katie)
*GrandTheftAutoHero (SFPR) (as Jacob, Blargh, Frank, Grigori, Roscoe, Zadhya, Kevin, Kate, Luigi, Tatsumi, Muhammad, and Jamal)
*IiCyberFoox (as Xin, Benjamin, Fiona, Simon, Alexander, Kelly, Victor (Ellis back then), Jason, Terrance, Abu, and Spirans)
*InsertMemeHere (as Olly)
*Kanetrealms (as Luke, Shawn (Both forms), Elise, Sydney, Sam, 2s (3s back then), Kaylea, Adara, Neva, Ivy, Paul, 1r, Tori, Athena, Estelle, Nellie, Mariah, Victoria, Erica, Zane, Jaxon, Asa, Elliott, Loren, Crusher, Wringer, Will, and Spencer)
* Xxdenmexx (as Mary, Stacey, Chris, Alex, Zack, Lance, Jennifer, Diana, Lucy, Camilo, John, Jasson, Abel, Becky, Dog, Mythical Creature #2, James, and Nathan)
==Dialogue==
*A indicates the action or dialogue was interrupted.
*Two in between a piece of dialogue indicates the coach is doing something.
*Two in between a piece of dialogue indicates the coach is thinking.
Stacey: AnYbOdY wHo WaTcHeS ViCtOrIoUs, hAvE yOu EvEr WoNdErEd hOw BiBbLe tAsTeS LiKe?Lucy: That moment where there are 4 people of the same name :P. Tori & Victoria, and Alex & Alexander.Zack: AND Stacey is talking about Victorious! And the protagonist is called "Tori"!Mary: OMG... *system crashes*Tori: Our parents are dumbasses.Victoria: They thought "Tori" and "Victoria" were different names :/.Neva: In the meantime, do any of you remember Hey Jess-Victoria: MY WHOLE WORLD IS CHANGING TURNING AROUND, THEY GOT ME GOING CRAZY AND THEY'RE SHAKING THE GROUND! BUT THEY TOOK A CHANCE, ON THE NEW GIRL IN TOWN, AND I DON'T WANNA LET THEM DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.Stacey: ViCtOrIoUs is betterJennifer: iCarly is better.Alex: Drake & Josh is better.Chris: AgreedAthena: *appears out of nowhere* Shake It Up is better.Sydney: Where tf did you come from?Athena: I came from the throne, honey.Sydney: Uhhhh... *runs out of the room hysterically*Shawn: DO NOT MENTION THAT GOD FORSAKEN WORD ATHENA, BECAUSE THEN-Kaylea: BRING THE LIGHTS UP, BUST THE DOORS DOWN, DUST YOURSELF OFF, SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP!Shawn: You'll trigger Kaylea's Shake It Upometer.Mary: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM BABY? AN WERE YOU SENT TO SAV-Alex: STAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPP!Chris: Damn bitch, eat a snick- I MEAN, CALM DOWN :'v.Shawn: This is the only time where I'll side with Alex.Mary: I SAID *pulls out Play-Doh* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM BABY? AN WERE YOU SENT TO SAV-Lucy: *makes Mary disappear* solved.
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Shawn: Sorry, I'm really tired, I've got to go to sle- *falls asleep*
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Zack: Just 15 replies, yet we already killed the thread?Dany: A record, wow.Zack: Nevermind :PStacey: Kan I haz a chezburger¿
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Adara: Remember when me and Alex overlapped and killed Susie twice?Alex: Our creators were very active and replied at the same time :P.Chris: It would be so funny if someone replies to this while Xxdenmexx writes this comment...
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Kanetrealms: I'm out of ideas.Shawn: You can never run out of ideas if you talk with robots!3s: *creepy voice* yes indeed.Sydney: *runs out of room screaming at the top of her lungs hysterically* FNJKLAWCEJSZERLNJ,MF2HQVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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Alex: now say it.Chris: Why?Alex: Just like how you make me say "no." Please :c.Chris: Ok. Ahem, Damn bitch, eat a snickersAlex: :D! *kisses him*
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Alex: *holding gun* fuck, I killed the thread yet again >:v.Estelle: *makes all guns disappear* done.
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Mary: now... what?Stacey: We're going to sit and tell our predictions for the future plot twist I'm in on Ep. 3 >:vElise: I predict I won't see the episode :v.Sam: My prediction is that Stacey is just a hologram.Shawn: I know for a fact that Stacey will turn out to be Athena's long-lost best friend but Stacey left because Athena was too weird.Athena: *slaps Shawn* :/.Mary: I read the hint Xxdenmexx left on Random Thread, and apparently, I fall into a manhole while Alex cares for the box I was carrying more than me >:v
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Shawn: for some reason, 1r is packing his stuff at the electric throne. What's going on?Athena: it's a secret no one knooooooooows.
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Jennifer: Guys, I'm bored affffff :'v, is someone gonna revive Wrong Answers and Describe Anything in 4 Words?Mary: And cryptograms >:v.
==Trivia==
*This is the first thread to not feature Orangespark24.
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