Glitter Rush/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Glitter Rush".
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(At the Tribal Council pod, Poppy is announcing a problem.)
Poppy: Tribal Leaders, we have serious decisions to make today, so I’ll skip the pleasantries. Except you all have very nice hair today.
All: Aw! (They become serious.)
Poppy: I’ve called this council because our worst fears have been confirmed: TrollsTopia is out of glitter. (The ambassadors gasp.)
Lownote: Uh-oh. That doesn’t sound good at all.
Dante: Poppy, given these new findings, I have proposed emotion that we initiate in panic streak and freak out.
Lownote: A second.
Dante: Emotion carries. (He and the others start screaming.)
Poppy: Everyone, stay calm! (The ambassadors stop screaming.) Eventually, the glitter pits will replenish naturally. And in the meantime, I’ve asked the Glitter Trolls to see what they can do. (We go the past where Guy Diamond is helping the Glitter Trolls fart glitter.)
Guy Diamond: Ha-ha! You see, when we work together, there’s no problems in the Trolls custom! (The Glitter Trolls stop farting glitter.) No, I was wrong. (We go back to the Tribal Council pod.)
Poppy: But it hasn’t gone great.
Holly: Dang, y’all. Glitter’s such a special par of how we celebrate. And the thought of not havin’ it makes me sadder than a trick-or-treat basket full of toothbrushes.
Poppy: Me too, Holly. But hey, this is just an opportunity to be creative, right? Maybe we can find a great alternative to glitter.
Synth: Yeah. Like these seeds. (He throws some bird seeds.) Woo-hoo! (Many birds appear and attack the pod. Poppy and her friends scream and run around. Soon, only one bird remains.)
Poppy: Shoo! Shoo! (The last bird flies away.)
Synth: So, everybody cool with these seeds? 
All: NO!!!
Holly: That is it, y’all! I am puttin’ my feet down! (She jumps up onto the table.) I love TrollsTopia, and deserves to be celebrated with as much glitter as it wants! You know my motto: Go big or go huge!
Synth, Dante, Lownote, and Val: YEEEEEEAAAAH!
Holly: Besides, those glitter pits might have run dry, but I can assure you, there is plenty more where they came from! (She takes out a scrapbook about glitter.) See, glitter starts deep beneath the ground as boilin’ hot glitter magma where it rises, cools, and becomes the glitter we know and love. But in the middle, there are big old deposits of cold glitter. So if we just mine a little deeper… (She puts the scrapbook away.) … why we’d have enough a big ol’ glitter wave pool!
Poppy: Whoa! Glitter mining?! Sounds super fun, Holly. How do we get started?
Holly: That’s easy. With a little trinitrotoluene, or TNT. (Poppy and the others hide in fear.) Oh, it’s fine, y’all. I’ll show ya. (At Country Corral, fireworks are tied together by a hill.) See, blastin’ ain’t what you call an exact science, but if you place your combustibles, just so… (She pushes a pump and the hill blows up, revealing the entrance to the Glitter Mine.)
Country Troll #1: Yee-haw!
All: Ooh!
Holly: It tends to speed up the process. (She and her friends put on mine hats.) Woo-hoo! (In the mine, several Trolls are helping. Smidge soon becomes tired.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh. Holly, we’ve been at this for hours with nothing to show for them but piles of dumb gold. (She throws a piece of gold onto a big pile on a cart and groans.)
Holly: Buck up, Smidge. This devinin’ rod can take you right to the glitter.
Smidge: I don’t feel any- (The rod starts to fly to where the glitter is.) Oh, my Guh! (Guy Diamond sees her heading toward him and screams and ducks. Luckily, the rod hits the wall, causing it to break. Several gold break out and burry Smidge and Guy Diamond.) Oh, my Guh. (We go to Biggie and Mr. Dinkles.)
Biggie: (grunts) How are things going at our end, Mr. D? (Mr. Dinkles manages to get glitter.)
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: (gasps) Mr. Dinkles found something!
Holly: He struck sparkle, Trolls! Get out your celebratin’ hats!
All: Woooooo-hooooooo! (They put on cowboy hats.)
Holly: (Holding the sample of glitter) Wait. (The glitter disappears.) False alarm, y’all. It’s fools’ glitter. You can tell ‘cause it doesn’t stick to your skin for three days like it oughta- Eh, get out your stompin’ hats. (The Trolls take out hats and stomp on them. (After a while, we see the sun sweating. All the Trolls come out of the mine, sad and tired.) Well… (She appears with a giant minecart.) … I know it was hard work, y’all, but… (grunts) … just look at all the glitter you dug up! (The Trolls gasp and Holly opens the cart, revealing a tiny bit of glitter. It then blows away in the wind.)
All: Oh…
Holly: (chuckles) Ooh, wow, so shiny.
Classical Troll #1: All for one bit of glitter?! (She throws down her hat and leaves with the other Trolls.)
Holly: Wait! Don’t give up, y’all! We just gotta dig a little deeper. (She sighs sadly.)
Poppy: Sorry, Holly. They’re tired. Maybe we should stop and find another more creative solution to oour glitter problem.
Holly: Now way, Poppy. I will not let TrollsTopia down. (She goes back into the mine and gets ready to shovel. Poppy catches up with her.)
Poppy: Holly, you can’t shovel this mine by yourself.
Holly: You’re right, Poppy. (She takes out two bottles of hair spray.) I’m breakin’ out the big hair. For TrollsTopia! (She sprays her hair and starts drilling.)
Poppy: Holly, be careful! (Holly’s hair reaches rocks and she becomes tired.) Holly, are you OK?
Holly: That… that’s as deep as my hair can go. And it wasn’t deep enough. (Suddenly, the ground shakes.
Both: Huh? (They look in the hole and glitter comes out, taking them with it.) Woooooo-hoooooo! (The Trolls see the geyser.)
All: Ooh!
Holly: What’d I tell ya, y’all?! Go big or go huge! Now let’s celebrate!
All: Woo-hoo! (As they celebrate with the glitter. Holly sings Shine.)
(Holly)
Ain’t nothin’ like glitter
Raining down from up above
Nothin’ quite like glitter
To level the party up
Now we gonna shine
Like diamonds bright
And sparkling in the sun
There’s more than I have ever seen
And more where that came from
There’s glitter for everyone
So let’s get our party on
And shine
Shine bright all through the night 
We’ll light up the atmosphere
Just twinkling chandeliers
We’ll shine
Shine bright through the night, yay (The next day, The Trolls are still having fun with the glitter.)
Poppy: Well, we certainly went huge.
Holly: We sure did! Now who’s next? (We see a huge line of Trolls.)
All: Me! (A red female Pop Troll comes up and Holly gives her bucket of glitter.)
Holly: Some for you. (A yellow male Funk Troll comes up.) Some for you. Wait. That one’s got a speck of dirt in it. (She throws the bucket away and get another bucket of glitter.) Here. (The yellow male Funk Troll holds the bucket over him and pours glitter on himself.)
Funk Troll #1: Dang!
Poppy: Uh, Holly, I know it feels great to come through for TrollsTopia, but seeing how excessive we’ve gotten-
Holly: Excessive? Excessive how? Sorry. Hold that thought. (She turns to Biggie and Mr. Dinkles dressed in clothes made of glitter.) Hang on, Biggie. That hat’s lookin’ shabby. Guess what? Six minutes old? (She throws out Mr. Dinkles’ glitter hat.) Here.
Mr. Dinkles: Mew. (Biggie leaves and Holly turns to Poppy.)
Holly: So, excessive how? (She sees that the machine has stopped making glitter.) Huh? Oh, no! (She looks at the tower and sees that it is breaking.) No. The deposit went dry. Oh, we’re out of glitter again. (Dante appears in a glitter outfit.)
Dante: Well, there shan’t be a problem, Holly. We must simply dig a bit digger, as you said.
Holly: Hey, yeah! You’re right, y’all! (She runs off to get more glitter.) Be back with more glitter than you can shake a second glitter rat!
Poppy: Holly, wait! (She climbs over the counter and falls.) Dang, she makes that look so easy. Holly! (She runs after Holly. Soon, she reaches the hole where the glitter came out.)
Holly: All right, Mr. Glitter Hole, it’s just you and me.
Poppy: Holly, hold on! You said yourself, your hair can’t dig any deeper!
Holly: I know, Poppy, but I ain’t diggin’ this time. I’m poppin’! (She takes out TNT.)
Poppy: What?! (Holly throws the TNT.)
Holly: Had to do it, Poppy. The thought of TrollsTopia not havin’ glitter just makes me too sad. Besides, we are way out of the blast zone. (The ground shakes and Poppy and Holly look in the hole.)
Poppy: Um… Holly? Is that…?
Holly: BOILIN’ HOT GLITTER MAGMA! (She and Poppy scream and run away. They get in a small minecart and the magma continues to chase them.) Poppy, I’m so sorry! I took this glitter rush way, way too far!
Poppy: It’s OK, Holly! If there’s a Troll alive whose made big mistakes trying to avoid letting her friends down, it’s me! (She and Holly hold hands.) Besides, I think we have enough the lead to outrun the magma wave. (She and Holly see that the magma wave is catching up.)
Holly: Oh! I wish that were true, but the thing about Trolls is, they never a minecart track without a loop-de-loop!
Poppy: Huh?! (She and Holly scream as the cart goes through the loop-de-loop. They get out of the mine and the cart hits the end of the track, sending them flying. They gasp and see Country Corral.) Country Corral! It’s right in the magma path! (She sees the magma getting closer.) It’ll be burnt to a glimmering crisp!
Holly: Oh, no, it won’t. (She picks up an axe and heads to the pool of glitter.) This oughta cool it down! (She tries hitting the pool with the axe, but it doesn’t work. She decides to use her hair instead.) Yee-haw! (Her hair makes a hole in the pool and the glitter sprays at the magma, cooling it and sealing the entrance to the mine.) Well, that seals it. For now, we just gotta get by without glitter.
Poppy: Guess so. But like I said before, maybe this is our chance to get creative, right?
Holly: Yeah. Hey, yeah. (Later, the Trolls are cleaning the glitter in Country Corral. Poppy and the ambassadors watch.)
Poppy: So, you see, Tribal Council, thanks to Holly’s glitter reclamation project, we’ve reused enough glitter to get the glitter pit levels back an all-time high! (We show some Trolls filling the glitter pits. Even Mr. Dinkles uses a truck to put the glitter hats in it.)
Mr. Dinkles: Mew. (He sheds a tear and we go back to Country Corral.)
All: Yay! Yeah!
Holly: Thanks, y’all! I’m just glad I could help put all the damage from the glitter rush behind us. Hm. (She looks at the sealed mine.) Well, not quite all of it.
Poppy: Oh, we can take care of that. (She pumps a bomb and the Glitter Mine is unsealed.)
Dante: Wonderful!
Synth: Yeah!
Lownote: That’s right.
Holly: Dang, Poppy! That was some blast!
Poppy: Well, you know what they say…
Both: Go big or go huge! (They throw hats in the air.) Woo-hoo!
Poppy: Yeah! All right!
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