Jablonski

Jablonski is the main protagonist in the Monkey Dust hollywood movie parodies, which monkey dust is dark and heavily adult themed as it focuses on serious big topics and dark subjects, jablonski appeared in both the crusades and they all come home, however in both sketches he sadly dies in both the endings in them.
== Appearance ==
Jablonski is a slightly tall person with blonde hair, and is seen in a unmasked knight outfit in the crusades and a soldier outfit in they all come home.
== Personality ==
Jablonskiis a brave human being who leads the group to complete big missions, he is very fast and has a smart intelligence, he is also a boyfriend/husband to his lover Sandra, and in the crusades, he finds out Sandra is pregnant and is about to become a proud father, and in they all come home, he announces that he and her are getting married the next day, however due to his death in both sketches, he never was able to see his future son and be in him and Sandra's wedding.
== Biography ==
=== The Crusades ===
Jablonski wins a game of jousting, and his coach thinks it was ok, but he could do better, coach then announces that him and the others were the chosen ones to bring back the holy grail which was stolen by Saladin, then when Sandra appears on screen, Jablonski puts his hand on her shoulder due to Sandra being scared, Jablonski comforts her and tells her its going to be ok, and says that they will be sitting near the potato farm in peace, then Sandra announces that she is pregnant then Jablonski hearing the news in excitement announces everyone that he's gonna be a dad, then in the castle scene were Saladin is holding the Irish folks hostage, Jablonski and his crew burst down the door, then as Saladin's knights charge after them, Jablonski and his crew kill the evil knights one by one and they are more successful than them, Jablonski then smiles in pride, but then another bad knight out of nowhere stabs him in the heart causing severe rivers of blood to be dripping, Jablonski then say's his final words to one of his fellow knights and slowly dies.
=== They All Come Home ===
Jablonski is seen walking with coach to the army base in the building, coach introduces Jablonski to his new soldier partners, while they are seen doing fun activities, then coach announces at they have a mission to do, and it's to save a missing American soldier, Jablonski is chosen as the command officer, then Jablonski and his partners are seen in a helicopter, then Jablonski announces that him and Sandra are getting married the next day, then a kite gets stuck in the plane jet causing the plane to crash, Jablonski then asks his team if they are ok and they are fine, then a helicopter repairmen politely tells them that they would be happy to fix their helicopter, however, they mistake him for a scammer and as a result, they launch a lil nuke sending the guy flying in a gruesome explosion, they then successfully spot the missing soldier, then they run to find the airport, but they again mistake a bunch of citizens of felony criminals, then they shoot and explode a lot of areas making blood and guts go everywhere, they then spot the airport, and rush there asap, they then break through a window and board a plane, without shooting missiles outside though, then Jablonski is going through a severe sickness that causes him to get very cold, and due to it being severe, he dies on the spot.
== Trivia ==
* While Jablonski is a hero, he's not a fully good one and is a medium leveled one, due to him and his team mistaking innocent people in a city of felony criminals, leading to them killing them without knowing what the really are.
* Despite being a protagonist in these skits, Jablonski never made an appearance in the 1st ever one, he appeared in the 2nd one and 3rd one.
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=== Videos ===
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