WikiViews: Top 10 OTHER Dr. Seuss Movies That need to be Adapted

(shows logo then It shows Nolan reading every single Dr. Seuss book without any sleep and surrounded by every Dr. Seuss book on the floor)
Nolan: (sips coffee)...Wait a minute I don't like coffee... (spit takes it out) Well with Dillon battling A bull in a china shop... No seriously
(Cuts to Dillon in a china shop fighting off a bull)
Nolan: I guess it's appropriate to talk about Dr.Seuss
(shows an image of Dr. Seuss)
Nolan: (VO) Dr. Seuss was an icon who made millions of children's books, He has made tons of classic books from Green Eggs and Ham to One Fish Two Fish, But sometimes we were given those films which some were good like Jim Carrey's Grinch and Green Eggs and Ham to Mike Myers as a furry..a very creepy furry. But sometimes there are other adaptations that could be seen a new light of day for the film industry, And I'm counting the Top 10 today. I'll only be doing books that haven't been adapted and what studio I see them fit for.
(cuts back to Nolan)
Nolan: Well since I'm the only one here enjoy my Top 10 OTHER Dr.Seuss Books that need to be Adapted.
(shows Dr.Seuss movie footages)
Nolan: (VO) but first a Dishonorable mention The Cat in The Hat Comes Back This book is a sequel to the original Cat in The Hat book and would be outlandishly stupid if it had a film sequel but with Mike Myers still in the role yikes i smell sequel disasterville, Once again, Sally and her brother are being left home alone for the day, but this time, their mother has left them with instructions to clear away a large amount of snow while she is out. However, they are soon interrupted in their work by the arrival of the Cat in the Hat. Sally warns her brother not to talk to the Cat nor to let him come near, reminding him of what happened the last time he came. However, the Cat lets himself into their house to get out of the snow, and the brother follows him in. When he reaches the bathroom, he finds the Cat eating a cake in the tub with the hot and cold water on. The brother (who loses his patience) scolds the Cat for his antics. Yeah... a sequel for this would totally flop and I wouldn't even know if Dakota Fanning, Alec Baldwin and with Kelly Preston's passing, It wouldn't work and would just be reused jokes of the first film. And I hope this Cat In The Hat doesn't ever come back!!!
(cuts back to Nolan)
Nolan: Now onto My Number 10!
Dillon: (running in with a bull) BATTLE BUTTER AND SHIT
Nolan:..Ok guess thats number 10 explain Dillon.
Dillon: Dudes fight with butter. That is epic. BOOM! Now number 9
Nolan (VO): #9 Wacky Wednesday this book may have you confused but allow me to explain The main character, a boy wakes up to find that his life turned crazy as various wacky things happen to him and he is the only one who sees it. Well cause it's Wacky Wednesday. As the world gets crazier and crazier, the boy runs around trying to escape it or find help thus meeting , Patrolman McGann, who declares that Wacky Wednesday will end as soon as every last wacky thing has been counted. Now a plot like this could work because I see it as a comedy. But there are a few things I would do with it, 1 Instead of the boy it would be on the boy and his family who goes through it. Remember that Disney movie Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day? Well I actually liked that movie It had some very comedic chops and at times was hilarious and found it to be a good film to watch, And I could see the director of the same film run Wacky Wednesday,It be a blend of comedy and fantasy yet focused on a family going through it than just the boy. And who would helm the film? Disney of course and it would be live-action as well...To be fair it would probably be the only Dr. Seuss movie they would adapt
(shows Dr.Seuss movie footage)
Nolan:(VO) #8