Astrakhan (Season 1)

Astrakhan is a small city state located on the Caspian Sea, west of Kazakhstan. It is a small pussy ass neutral nation that does not enjoy warfare in the slightest. Astrakhan acts like a whiny little bitch and throws shit from the sidelines instead of actually doing anything.
The city was founded on June 16th, 2021 when 1995F0rdEscort travelled across Europe and pulled up in a boat and said "yup". The location was considered ideal due to it's natural borders formed by rivers and really just the fact it was fucking far as fuck away from mostly everyone at the time. Another factor was having sheep already on the island, because that's easier.
The national motto of Astrakhan is "Мне пофиг" because when God asked the hermit of Astrakhan what the motto should be he really hadn't planned for it and didn't really care so he said "Me ne frego in Russian should suffice yes totally".
== National anthem ==
astrakhan, greatest country in the world
all other countries are run by little girls
astrakhan number one exporter of dirt block
all other countries have inferior dirt block
astrakhan, home of tinshein sheep farm
it's length fifteen block, width six block
shear system is a marvel to behold
it remove 100% of wool from sheep
astrakhan, astrakhan, you very nice place
from front door of store to southern bridge near boat port
astrakhan friend of all except nuklear
he very nosey man with bone in his brain
astrakhan, industry best in world
we invented dirt block and cobblestone block
astrakhan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
except of course for kurdistan
astrakhan, astrakhan, you very nice place
from front door of store to southern bridge near boat port
come grasp the small penis of our leader
from junction with the testes to tip of its face
Category:Old Season Nation
Category:Season 1
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