Tom's Tales of Awesome/Transcript

==Transcript==
AD 2004
Two of the greatest minds of the internet meet.
AD 2006
They combine their talents into one awe inspiring
animation and humour beyond compare.
AD 2006 again
The duo set out to create the greatest flash
animation ever. BOOM.
Hmm, an inconspicuous large red button. I
see that no repercussions can possibly occur
from pressing it thusly.
There all is well. (Whistling)
Meanwhile in Canada.
Oh man life is so boring eyy. I think i'll
go ride a moose. I sure love to ride my- (Pop)
I'm just walking along in a random white void
looking for an interesting plot development.
Hello there, I am a giant lemon.
Oh my god.
Yes, that is me. I am he. He be me, but more
importantly who be yee.
Well, my good sir. I am a generic passer by
just making my way to another cameo appearance.
Well, that is splendid so it is, but unfortunately
you can not continue.
Why?
Because I am an asshole.
Oh, well that seems very reasonable and I
respect your- SHOVE!
Oh no I am appear to be falling into a giant
juicer. I can honestly say that I did not
see that coming. So I didn't.
Hurrah.
Ahh what the hell. Weee!!
Tralalala. Ooo! A penny!
Hello I am a magic panny! Have some friggin' wishes!
Hmmm, okay! I wish for infinite wishes.
What?! You can't ask for that!
Why not? I wished for it.
Wh- That's not- Explosion POW!
Hmm... Talalala!
Woah! Wooooah!! Woah! It's a chair. I cannot
believe it. A chair! Oh man! Chair! Hey, hey
dude! Come over and look at this.
What's so interesting man? HOLY CRAP, is that
a chair?!
Yeah man, a chair!
WOOOAH
I know man I couldn't believe it myself. CHAIRRR!!
Hahaha! Oh man, I love this chair!
Yeah, me too man.
I'm bored now.
Yeah, let's go play Tetris.
TETRIS!! I LOVE TETRIS!! YAAAY!!
Hey, is that a lamp?
Please help me i'm going to fall.
Do not fear for Captain State The Obvious
is here.
Yaay. So, errr. Are you gonna save me or what?
You are hanging onto a ledge.
Well, yeah.
And you're at risk of falling to your death.
I know.
You are in need of assistance.
Oh, well thank you Captain State The Obvious.
That's all I wanted to hear.
Do not worry needy citizen! Apathetic Bloke
is here.
Oh you know what? Screw this! (Screaming)
(Credits song)