Can Kid Causes Trouble at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Gets Grounded

== Cast ==
Can Kid, Oompa-Loompa 4 (in the Inventing Room) and Oompa-Loompa 3 (in the Garbage Room)-Steven
Ashley Armbruster-Emma
TJ Detweiler, Randall Weems, Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Chocolate Room) and Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Inventing Room)-Eric
Swinger Girl-Princess
Garrett McGee, Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Geese Room and the Garbage Room) and Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Wonkavision Room)-Young Guy
Bear Boy, Oompa-Loompa 3 (in the Inventing Room) and Oompa-Loompa 4 (in the Garbage Room)-Joey
Willy Wonka, Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Chocolate Room) and Oompa-Loompa 2 (in the Inventing Room)-Paul
Oompa-Loompa 3 (in the Chocolate Room)-Brian
Oompa-Loompa 4 (in the Chocolate Room)-Simon
Oompa-Loompa 5 (in the Chocolate Room), Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Geese Room and the Garbage Room) and Oompa-Loompa 1 (in the Wonkavision Room)-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Oompa-Loompa 1 on boat-Wiseguy
Oompa-Loompa 2 on boat-Dallas
Can Kid's dad-Diesel
Can Kid's mum-Kimberly
== Transcript ==
At the Third Street Playground, Ashley A was on top of the Jungle Gym. She was substituting for King Bob, and the other Ashleys were her ladies-in-waiting. She was being Queen Ashley A.
Ashley A: Attention, loyal subjects! Today in the afternoon, I am going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Who will come with me? TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald?
TJ: I'm sorry, Ashley A. But me and my gang are going to Kelso's?
Ashley A: Okay, then. I'll choose someone who will come with me? Swinger Girl?
Swinger Girl: Yes?
Ashley A: Would you come to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with me?
Swinger Girl: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Oh boy, I'd love to!
Garrett: Can I come, Swinger Girl?
Swinger Girl: Why certainly, Garrett!
Ashley A: How about you, Randall? Want to come to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
Randall: Of course I'll come! Want to come, Menlo?
Menlo: Eh, sorry! I've got to help out Laundry Girl.
Randall: Very well, then.
Can Kid came to Garrett.
Can Kid: I've heard that you're going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Aren't you going to invite me?
Garrett was reluctant.
Garrett: Yeah, if you want to join in, behave yourself, big bro!
Can Kid: Whatever!
Just then, Bear Boy came.
Bear Boy: I'm going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory this afternoon!
Can Kid: I'm coming! I bet you can't beat me! Heh heh heh!
Bear Boy: Dream on, McGee!
Can Kid: Come on, Jacobson! Let's go together! Whoever gets the supply of chocolate wins!
Bear Boy: You're on, McGee!
Randall: Ashley A's the queen! You'd better behave or I'll tell Miss Finster on you!
Can Kid: Shut it, weasel boy!
Randall: Whatever!
Randall walked off.
Ashley A: Okay, anyone who agrees to come with me to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory must get the golden tickets! And I'll get one for myself!
Randall: Okay! I'll get one!
Later, Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl arrived at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Ashley A: Okay, let's wait for Willy Wonka!
Randall: Okay, this is going to be the great day ever!
The gates opened. Willy Wonka came out of the factory and approached Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl.
Willy: Thank you! Welcome, my friends! Welcome! Today's going to be such an exciting day! But first, may I see your golden tickets, please?
Can Kid: With pleasure!
Bear Boy: We got the golden tickets!
Garrett: Here you go, Mr Wonka!
Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl gave the golden tickets to Mr Wonka one by one.
Willy: Thanks! Are we ready? Good! Let's go!
Swinger Girl: Garrett, this is going to be exciting!
Garrett: I know, Swinger Girl! I know!
Randall: What a glorious day!
Ashley A: I know, Ashley A! We're going to have a great tour!
Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl walked along as they followed Willy Wonka and entered the Chocolate Factory.
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's go to the signing room!
So Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl went to the signing room.
Willy: Now let's start signing the papers!
So Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl signed the papers together and then they succeeded.
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's take you to the Chocolate Room.
So Willy opened the door that led to the Chocolate Room. Then Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl entered the Chocolate Room.
Willy: This is the Chocolate Room! This is where the chocolate is flowing. Chocolate must be untouched.
Can Kid: Mmm, chocolate! I love chocolate!
Willy: There are some chocolate bars and sweets for you to eat!
So Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall, Garrett and Swinger Girl started to help themselves. Garrett was looking at the chocolate river.
Garrett: Wow! This chocolate river is glorious!
So Garrett walked over to the chocolate river and then he stopped towards it.
Garrett: This is glorious! I will show it to Swinger Girl. I'll ask her to take a picture of it.
Can Kid was getting crafty.
Can Kid: Heh heh heh. Time to push my pathetic excuse of a brother into the chocolate river! Hahahahahaha!
Can Kid walked over to his brother Garrett and got behind him.
Can Kid: Time to push Garrett into the chocolate river! One, two, three, push!
Can Kid pushed Garrett off the edge. Garrett fell screaming in the chocolate river.
Garrett: AAAH!
SPLASH!
Garrett hit the chocolate river. Garrett started screaming for help.
Garrett: Help! Help!
Bear Boy: McGee, you idiot! How dare you push your brother in the chocolate river! That's unacceptable!
Willy: My chocolate! My poor sweet beautiful chocolate!
Garrett: Help me! Ah, help! Ah! Ah!
Randall came with a big lollipop.
Randall: Don't worry, Garrett! I'll pull you out!
But Garrett was unable to grab the big lollipop to be pulled out of the chocolate river.
Randall: Oh no!
Swinger Girl rushed in.
Swinger Girl: Oh no! My beloved Garrett's fallen in the chocolate river! Don't just stand there, do something!
Garrett: Help! Help me! Get me out of here!
Bear Boy: Oh dear! Poor Garrett! He can't swim! I'll go and save him!
Randall: No! You'll sink too!
Garrett: AAAAAAAH!
Swinger Girl: Don't just stand there, do something!
Willy: Oh, it's too late. The suction's got him.
Garrett: Help!
Garrett sank in the chocolate. Swinger Girl screamed in horror.
Swinger Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Swinger Girl was getting worried.
Swinger Girl: Where is Garrett?
Willy: Oh, just watch the pipe.
The bubbles led to the pipe, and then Garrett flew up in the pipe and ended up getting stuck in it.
Garrett: Help! Get me out! I'm stuck in the pipe! Get me out!
Randall: So, what happens now?
Willy: Oh, the pressure will build up and shoot him out like a bullet.
The pressure in the pipe built up.
Garrett: Save me, everyone!
The pressure shot Garrett up through the pipe like a bullet.
Garrett: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Willy played his flute.
Swinger Girl: Oh no! Garrett's gone!
Swinger Girl glared at Can Kid.
Swinger Girl: You big bully! You just pushed your brother into the chocolate river! My beloved guy's gone, and it's all your fault! If you haven't pushed your brother into the chocolate river, none of this would have happened!
Bear Boy: Yeah, and pushing Garrett into the chocolate river is a very bad thing to do!
Willy: What a naughty boy you are! I'm getting the Oompa-Loompas to help out!
Willy called to the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Oompa-Loompas, come over here! Quick!
The Oompa-Loompas came.
Oompa-Loompa 1: You called, boss?
Oompa-Loompa 2: What happened?
Willy: One of the boys from Third Street School Maximillian McGee pushed another student Garrett McGee, his younger brother, into the chocolate river. And now Garrett is shot up through the pipe. Can you go straight to the fudge room? But hurry, before Garrett gets poured into the boiler.
Oompa-Loompa 3: Okay, we'll do it for you!
Oompa-Loompa 4: Okay boys! Let's help poor Garrett!
Oompa-Loompa 5: Otherwise, everyone will miss him!
So the Oompa-Loompas went to the fudge room to rescue Garrett. Ashley A and Randall confronted Can Kid.
Ashley A: Can Kid, I can't believe you pushed your brother into the chocolate river! Like, that is unacceptable!
Randall: I tried to save your brother, but I failed. Ashley A's gonna kill me for that, and it will be all your fault! You'll be sent to the dodgeball wall!
Ashley A: If you think I'm gonna kill Randall for his failure, you're wrong!
Swinger Girl: Yeah, when we get back to school, you'll go to the dodgeball wall!
Randall: I'll tell Miss Finster on you!
Bear Boy: You heard Randall! You behaved badly! Your parents will not be happy about what you did to your brother! You'll be dead meat for this when you get home!
Can Kid: Whatever you say, Jacobson!
Willy: Okay! Let's wait for the boat!
Swinger Girl: But I can't manage without Garrett!
Willy: Don't worry, Laura! The Oompa-Loompas are saving your boyfriend for you!
Swinger Girl: Thanks!
Willy: Anyway, let's move on without Garrett! We're going on a boat that can take us to the Inventing Room!
Just then the boat arrived.
Willy: Let's hop on the boat!
So Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall and Swinger Girl and hopped onto the boat.
Willy: Men, take us to the Inventing Room!
Oompa-Loompa 1: Yes, sir!
Oompa-Loompa 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas started to row the boat.
Randall: What a great ride, isn't it, Ashley A?
Ashley A: It sure is!
Willy: We're entering the tunnel now.
The boat went in the tunnel.
Willy: This is going to be a wacky ride! Yeehaw!
Ashley A: What a great ride!
Randall: Sounds creepy enough!
Can Kid: Will there be any creepy stuff here?
Bear Boy: You'll see, McGee!
Swinger Girl: Bear Boy, this tunnel is creepy!
Randall: What a great ride!
Bear Boy: There's no need to worry, Randall! And McGee, you're right! This tunnel is creepy!
Can Kid: Me and my friends like places that are creepy! This is going to be the best ride ever! What a great tunnel! This is so terrific! This is my newfound favourite place now!
Willy: Listen to my singing. There's no early way of knowing. Which direction we are going there's no knowing where we're rowing. (echoing) Rowing... Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Bleh! Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! OOOOOAAAAAAAAAH! Okay, men! Stop the boat!
Oompa-Loompas 1 and 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas stopped the boat.
Willy: Okay! Everyone off the boat!
So Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall and Swinger Girl came off the boat.
So Can Kid looked at a sign.
Can Kid: Hmm. Dairy cream. Whipped cream. Coffee cream. Vanilla cream. Hair cream? I could get some hair cream.
Willy: My friends, please give me your attention.
Everyone gave Wonka their attention.
Willy: You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room. Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.
Can Kid: No telling what?
Willy: You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. So don't touch a thing!
Can Kid: Whatever you say, Willy!
So everyone followed Willy and entered the Inventing Room. The Oompa-Loompas were inventing some food, especially Butterscoth and Buttergin.
Can Kid: This room is amazing!
Bear Boy: It sure is!
Randall: Look at the Oompa-Loompas! They're making food!
Ashley A: You got a garbage strike going on here, Wonka?
Swinger Girl: Who does your cleaning up?
Bear Boy: Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves? You'll have the health inspectors after you, you know that, don't you.
Willy mixed a concoction.
Willy: Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, . . . six percent electricity, . . . four percent evaporation, . . . and two percent butterscotch ripple.
Willy tasted something.
Swinger Girl: That's a hundred and five percent!
Randall: Any good?
Willy: (high, Muppet-like voice) Yes! Excuse me . . . (to Can Kid) Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.
Willy threw an alarm clock into the cauldron.
Can Kid: Silly guy! Throwing an alarm clock into the cauldron? Shame on him! He's so weird! He's absolutely bonkers.
Can Kid looked at an exploding candy.
Can Kid: Hmm. Maybe I can taste some candy. If I can taste that candy, I'll fly over and land on any of my enemies.
Can Kid walked over to an exploding candy.
Bear Boy: Hey, McGee! Don't taste that candy!
But Can Kid ignored him and he tasted an exploding candy.
Can Kid: Mmm... tasty!
Willy was on a bike, singing.
Willy: In springtime, the only pretty ring time birds sing, hey ding a-ding, a-ding sweet lovers love the spring--
An explosion in Can Kid's mouth knocked him backwards.
Can Kid: Yeehaw!
Then Can Kid landed on Randall.
Randall: Aaaah! Get off me, fatso!
Willy was annoyed at Can Kid.
Willy: Can Kid, I told you not to taste anything!
Bear Boy: McGee, your teeth!
Can Kid: That candy was great! There's nothing wrong with my teeth!
Willy: That's exploding candy for your enemies. Great idea, isn't it? Not ready yet, though, still too weak. Needs more gelignite.
Willy put sneakers into a pot.
Ashley A: What's that for?
Willy: Gives it a little kick.
Ashley A: Wonka? Butterscotch . . . butter gin . . . you've got something going on inside of here?
Willy: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Willy tested a pot.
Willy: Aaa!
Can Kid: What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka? Hahahahahahahaha!
Willy: Too cold. Far too cold.
Bear Boy: That's gourmet cooking for you. (to Bear Boy) And McGee, stop teasing Mr Wonka!
Can Kid: Whatever you say!
Ashley A: And Can Kid, get off, Randall! You flew onto him after you tasted that exploding candy!
Willy: You heard what Ashley A said. Get off Randall. You just landed on him after you tasted an exploding candy!
So Can Kid got off Randall.
Bear Boy looked at the Everlasting Gobstopper machine.
Bear Boy: Is that a machine? I'll take a look.
Bear Boy tried to look into the Everlasting Gobstopper machine; a buzzer went off.
Willy: No! Don't. Please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth.
Can Kid: What's it do?
Willy: Well, if you really want to know.
Willy pushed a button. The machine goes through a long process, then produced Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Can Kid: What is it?
Willy: It's an Everlasting Gobstopper! You can suck 'em forever and they'll never get any smaller.
Can Kid: I want an Everlasting Gobstopper! It's my favourite! I'm going to eat them!
Bear Boy: Can we have some?
Willy: Alright, but I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them secret and never show them to anyone, uh, as long as you live. Agreed?
Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall and Swinger Girl: Agreed.
Willy: There you go. There's one for everyone.
Willy handed out the Everlasting Gobstoppers to Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall and Swinger Girl. Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A, Randall and Swinger Girl ate the Everlasting Gobstoppers all up, and then they finished.
Willy: Everybody has an Everlasting Gobstopper? Yes! Good. Now if you'll follow me, I have something very special to show you.
Willy showed the tourists a gum contraption.
Can Kid: Wow! What a contraption.
Willy: Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now: button, button, who's got the button?
Ashley A: It's over there.
Willy: Here?
Ashley A: Yeah.
Willy pushed the button; the contraption began to work.
Willy: What you are witnessing, dear friends, is the most enormous miracle of the machine age: the creation of a confectionery giant! Finito!
Can Kid: That's all?
Willy: That's all?!? Don't you know what this is?
Can Kid: By gum, it's gum!
Willy: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Can Kid: What's so fab about it?
Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
Ashley B: Bull.
Willy: No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
Randall: Hey, Wonka! What's on your hand?
Willy: It's gum!
Can Kid: I hope Swinger Girl likes gum! If someone tastes the gum, someone will be turned into a blueberry! I'll get the gum!
Can Kid walked up to Willy and grabbed the gum from him.
Willy: Hey, give the gum back to me.
Can Kid walked over to Swinger Girl.
Can Kid: Hey, Swinger Girl! Try that gum! Taste it!
Can Kid opened Swinger Girl's mouth and scooped the gum in Swinger Girl's mouth so Swinger Girl could taste it.
Ashley A: Can Kid, now don't you do anything which is not nice to Swinger Girl.
Can Kid: Whatever!
Swinger Girl sighed in disgust.
Can Kid: Hey, Swinger Girl! What's it taste like?
Swinger Girl: Madness! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious!
Willy: Swinger Girl, stop! This gum is not ready for human consumption.
Swinger Girl: And every chew gets better and better! Mmmm... this sure is great soup. Hey, second course is coming up! Roast beef and a baked potato! Mmmm.
Can Kid: With sour cream? Hahahahahaha! What's for dessert, Four Eyes?
Swinger Girl: Dessert? Here it comes. Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!
Swinger Girl's face started to turn blue.
Can Kid: Look at her face!
Randall: Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face?
Swinger Girl: Cool it, Randall! Lemme finish.
Randall: Yeah, but your face is turning blue! Swinger Girl, you're turning violet, Swinger Girl!
Swinger Girl: What are you talking about?
Willy: I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
Randall: You can say that again. Look what it's done to Swinger Girl!
Willy: It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always.
Swinger Girl started to blow up.
Randall: Swinger Girl, what are you doing now?!? You're blowing up!
Swinger Girl: I feel funny.
Dry Bone Bro: That's amusing!
Swinger Girl was blowing up like a balloon.
Swinger Girl: What's happening?
Randall: You're blowing up like a balloon!
Willy: Like a blueberry.
Can Kid: Hahahaha! I fed Swinger Girl the gum! Hahahaha!
Randall: Somebody do something! Call a doctor!
Bear Boy: Stick her with a pin.
Ashley A: She'll pop!
Willy: It happens every time! They all become blueberries.
Randall and Ashley A were furious with Can Kid.
Randall: Can Kid, how dare you feed Swinger Girl the worst gum?! That's inexcusable! You've really done it this time, haven't you, Can Kid?
Ashley A: We'll send you to the dodgeball wall for this! Just you wait!
Willy: Oh well, I'll get it right in the end.
Swinger Girl: Help! Help!
Willy played the pipe whistle.
Randall: We've got to let the air out of her, quick!
Willy: There's no air in there.
Randall: Hmm?
Willy: That's juice.
Randall: Juice?!?
Swinger Girl: I don't feel good! I can't walk anymore! And it's all Can Kid's fault! He turned me into a blueberry!
Randall and Ashley A were furious with Can Kid.
Randall: Can Kid, how dare you feed Swinger Girl the gum and turn her into a blueberry?! That is unacceptable! You're in big trouble now!
Can Kid: Whatever you say? Shall we put Swinger Girl in a county fair?
Ashley A: No! Like, that's unacceptable!
Can Kid: Shut it! I'm going to roll Swinger Girl like a ball!
So Can Kid started to roll Swinger Girl along.
Swinger Girl: Stop it! STOP IT! You're doing something horrible to me!
Can Kid kicked Swinger Girl towards the wall.
Swinger Girl: OW! That hurt!
Randall got extremely angry.
Randall: I'll get you for this, Can Kid! If it's the last thing I ever do! I got a blueberry for a friend. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ashley A: Like, don't get upset, Randall. Swinger Girl will be restored to her original beauty.
Randall: Really?
Ashley A: Yes.
Ashley A glared at Can Kid.
Ashley A: Can Kid, how dare you feed Swinger Girl the gum and turn her into a blueberry?! That's not fair! Now we lost Swinger Girl, and it's all your fault!
Willy: No need to get upset, Ashley A! I'll have your friend fixed for you!
Willy called to the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Oompa-Loompas! Come over here, quick!
Oompa-Loompa 1: What is it, boss?
Willy: Maximillian McGee has fed Laura Jameson the gum which is not ready for human consumption! It turned Laura into a blueberry!
Oompa-Loompa 2: Oh no! This is bad!
Willy: Would you roll Laura down to the juicing room at once, please.
Randall: What for?
Wonka: For squeezing. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes.
Randall: Explodes?!?
Willy: It's a fairly simple operation. Oompa-Loompas, take Laura to the juicing room, please?
Oompa-Loompa 3: Okay!
Oompa-Loompa 4: We'll do it for you!
So the Oompa-Loompas rolled Swinger Girl away to the juicing room.
Willy: Okay, everyone! Let's move to the Fizzy Lifting Room.
So Can Kid, Bear Boy, Ashley A and Randall went off to the Fizzy Lifting Room. Then they entered the Fizzy Lifting Room.
Willy: You're going to love this next invention.
Then Willy showed everyone the next invention which was the Fizzy Lifting Drink Machine.
Can Kid: What's it do?
Willy: It's making Fizzy Lifting Drinks. The drink fills you with gas. And the gas lifts you right off the ground like a balloon.
Can Kid: Woah! Gosh! Can I have some Fizzy Lifting Drinks?
Willy: No, no. Sorry, I can't release them. There'd be tourists flying around everywhere. Now come along. You're going to be wild about this next room.
Ashley A: You heard Mr Wonka? Move along!
Can Kid: Whatever you say! Honestly, Ashley A. You are so selfish! You are so mean!
Ashley A: No backtalk! Let's go now!
Willy: Let's go to the Geese Room!
So everyone went to the Geese Room and then they entered the Geese Room. Willy had an announcement.
Willy: Geese lay golden eggs. Chocolate golden eggs, and only the finest. As you can see.
One Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a golden egg on it, and another Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a cardboard box on it.
Willy: These are quadruple size geese and they lay octuple size eggs.
Willy showed everyone the Eggdicator. The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: My Eggdicator eggs. Eggdicator examines every egg.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the scanner. The egg was good. A ding was heard and the egg got shined up and shipped out all over the world. The Oompa-Loompa came with a trolley and put the good egg on the trolley.
Willy: The good ones are kept and polished up.
The Oompa-Loompa carted the good egg away.
The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: And the bad eggs are dropped down the chute.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the trapdoor. The trapdoor dumped the bad egg down the chute and a "honk-honk" sound was heard.
Ashley A: Wow! I really love these golden eggs!
Randall: So do I!
Can Kid walked over to Ashley A.
Can Kid: Hey, Ashley A!
Ashley A: What?
Can Kid: You're a bad egg!
Ashley A: Don't call me a bad egg! I'm not an egg! That's not nice to call me that!
Can Kid: You will be. Come with me, bad egg!
Can Kid picked up Ashley A and carried her towards the Eggdicator.
Ashley A: Hey! Put me down! Put me down, I tell you! Or you're in big trouble! I'll send you to the dodgeball wall for this!
Randall: Can Kid, put Ashley A down at once! Or you're in big trouble!
Can Kid: Shut it, Randall!
Randall: Don't talk to me like that!
Can Kid put Ashley A atop a chute on the Eggdicator.
Can Kid: And stay there!
The trapdoor opened, causing Ashley A to fall down the chute, screaming.
Ashley A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Randall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASHLEY A!!! 
Can Kid: Well, she's a bad egg! She deserved it for being the worst queen of the Third Street Playground ever! She's the worst substitute regnant of the Third Street Playground ever!
Randall: Mr Wonka, can I ask a question?
Willy: What?
Randall: Where's Ashley A gone?
Willy: Where all the other bad eggs go: down the garbage chute.
Randall: The garbage chute? Where does it lead to?
Willy: To the furnace.
Randall screamed in horror.
Randall: AHHHHHHHHHH! OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! SHE'LL BE BURNT TO A CRISP! SHE'LL BE SIZZLED LIKE A SAUSAGE!
Willy: Well not necessarily. She could be stuck just inside the tube.
Randall: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! CAN KID, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Willy: Calm down, Randall! We only light the furnace for Tuesdays. Or is it Thursdays?
Can Kid: Today is Tuesday.
Randall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh no! Ashley A is going to meet her fiery end!
Willy: Well, there's always a chance not to light the furnace.
Can Kid was laughing.
Can Kid: Ashley A is going to be roasted to her doom! Hahahahahaha! Funny! Funny! She'll be barbecued!
Willy: Oompa-Loopas, come over here at once!
The Oompa-Loompas came.
Oompa-Loompa 1: What is it, boss?
Willy: Maximillian McGee put Ashley Armbruster on the Eggdicator and made her fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace. I want you go to the garbage room and rescue Ashley.
Oompa-Loompa 2: Okay, we'll do it for you! Come on, boys! Let's go help Ashley!
So the Oompa-Loompas started their rescue party and rushed off to the garbage room.
Randall: Can Kid, how dare you put Ashley A on the Eggdicator to drop her down the garbage chute?! That's not fair! That's very naughty of you! Now I have to find a substitute king or a substitute queen to rule the Third Street Playground and it's all your fault! If Ashley A gets burnt to a crisp in the furnace, it will be your fault!
Can Kid: Whatever you say, Mr Crosspatch!
Randall: Don't call me Mr Crosspatch!
Willy: There's gonna be a lot of garbage today.
Bear Boy: Mr. Wonka, Ashley A won't really be burned in the furnace, will she?
Willy: Hmmm... well, I think that furnace is lit only every other day, so she has a good sporting chance, hasn't she. You're lucky the Oompa-Loompas are going to rescue her.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the chamber filled with garbage. Ashley A fell from one of the pipes, screaming.
Ashley A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ashley A landed in the garbage. Then she emerged from the garbage and was covered in garbage. She was furious.
Ashley A: GRRRRRRR! That naughty Can Kid has gone too far! She ruined my day! And now I'm covered in garbage AND IT'S ALL CAN KID'S FAULT!!! LOOK AT MY DRESS!!! LOOK AT MY TIARA!!! AND LOOK AT MY CLOAK!!! THEY'RE DIRTY!!! NOW I HAVE TO GET LAUNDRY GIRL TO WASH THEM FOR ME AND IT'S ALL CAN KID'S FAULT!!!
Then Ashley A smelled something.
Ashley A: What's that?
Ashley A realised she was in the furnace. The furnace started to light up.
Ashley A: AAAAAAH! I'M IN THE FURNACE!!!
Flames burst out from the garbage. Ashley A scrambled towards the door, screaming.
Ashley A: AAAAAAH!
Ashley A opened the door and ran out of the furnace and ran off, screaming.
Ashley A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS FIERY THING IS TRYING TO EAT ME!
Ashley A ran past the Oompa-Loompas.
Oompa-Loompa 1: Uh oh! How did Ashley A escape?!
Oompa-Loompa 2: She's lucky she escaped from the furnace!
The furnace turned off and the flames went out.
Oompa-Loompa 3: Strange! I thought it was a rescue party!
Oompa-Loompa 4: But she did make a great escape!
Ashley A: This room is really scary! I'm getting out of here!
Back in the Geese Room, Bear Boy scolded Can Kid.
Bear Boy: You have gone too far! You did three terrible things! First, you pushed your brother into the chocolate river! Next, you turned Swinger Girl into a blueberry! And now, you put Ashley A onto the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute! You'll pay for your insolence! Ashley A would have been burnt to a crisp! If she is, it'll be all your fault!
Can Kid: Whatever, stinker! Ashley A will be cooked like a sausage! Then we can eat a sausage so Ashley A will never exist again!
Randall: Don't call Bear Boy a spoilt brat! And don't say horrible things about Ashley A! That's so rude! Now we lost the queen and substitute regnant of the Third Street Playground, and it's all your fault!
Willy: Okay, guys! Shall we press on? Let's go to the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone went to the Wonkavision Room. Then they arrived at the entrance to the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Okay, everyone. Let's put on the white suits before we can enter the Wonkavision Room.
So everyone put on the white suits and then everyone entered the Wonkavision Room. Willy showed everyone his invention: the Wonkavision. He had an announcement.
Willy: Wonkavision, my latest and greatest invention.
Can Kid: So, it's just television?
Willy: Uh, it's Wonkavision.
Willy commanded the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Observe.
The Oompa-Loompas brought in the oversized Wonka chocolate bar and put it on the Wonkavision platform. Then they left.
Willy picked up a remote.
Willy: Lights, camera, Wonkavision!
Willy pressed the button to make the chocolate bar disappear.
Can Kid: That was terrific!
Bear Boy: What happened to the chocolate?
Willy pointed to the specks flying over to the Wonkavision screen.
Willy: It's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces and it gets reassembled over there. Of course, the chocolate gets smaller when we beam it through.
The Wonka chocolate got reassembled in the screen.
Willy: Just like on regular TV.
Bear Boy: That's amazing.
Can Kid: I'll get the chocolate bar.
Can Kid walked up to the screen and took the chocolate bar out of the screen. He opened up the wrapper and ate the chocolate bar all up.
Can Kid: It's delicious. It's a miracle.
Willy: It's Wonkavision.
Can Kid: I wish I can have an invention like that of my own. Hey, Wonka!
Willy: What?
Can Kid: Can you send people through this thing?
Willy: People? Hmm... I suppose I could. Yes, yes, I'm sure I could. Could get messy, though.
Can Kid: I need a volunteer.
Can Kid walked over to Randall.
Can Kid: Hey, Randall!
Randall: What?
Can Kid: You're going to be the first person to be sent by television. Come with me.
Can Kid dragged Randall.
Randall: Can Kid, what are you doing?!
Can Kid: I'm sending you through Wonkavision.
Willy: Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Bear Boy: McGee, leave Randall alone!
Can Kid: Come on. There's a good boy.
Can Kid put Randall on a platform, and he picked up a remote.
Can Kid: Lights, camera, action!
Bear Boy: McGee, no!
Can Kid pressed the button to send Randall through Wonkavision.
Bear Boy: Where is he?
The pieces were flying from the device to the screen.
Can Kid: He's flying over my head in a zillion pieces.
Then Randall got reassembled in the screen.
Can Kid: Yay! I did it! I shrunk Randall with the Wonkavision! Look at that, guys! Randall's on TV! Will till everybody back home sees this.
Bear Boy was furious.
Bear Boy: No one's gonna see anything. No one.
Randall was furious.
Randall: Can Kid, how dare you shrink me with the Wonkavision?! That's not fair! That's very naughty of you! Now Miss Finster has to find a new snitch and it's all your fault! And now I'm tiny, because of you!
Bear Boy walked up to Willy.
Bear Boy: Willy, can you help Randall, please? McGee has shrunken him with the Wonkavision!
Willy: Don't worry, I'll help him!
So Willy walked over to the screen and picked up Randall.
Randall: I'm not happy because because I'm tiny!
Can Kid: Hahahahahaha! You shall have a mouse den for a home if you were a mouse! Find a new teeny-tiny home, you little pipsqueak!
Bear Boy: Be quiet, McGee!
Willy walked over to the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Boys, take Randall Weems down to the taffy pulling room. We should have him stretched back to normal in no time.
Oompa-Loompa 1: Yes, boss.
Willy handed Randall to one of the Oompa-Loompas. Bear Boy gasped and he fainted. The Oompa-Loompas took Randall to the taffy pulling room.
Oompa-Loompa 2: Come on, sir. Let's get you back to normal in no time.
Bear Boy was very angry at Can Kid.
Bear Boy: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! You'll pay for your insolence! I am very angry at you! This is all your fault, McGee! If you hadn't shrunk Randall with the Wonkavision, none of this would have happened!
Willy: Okay, guys! Let's leave the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone left the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Let's take off the white suits!
So everyone took off the white suits.
Willy: Let's meet at my office door!
So Can Kid and Bear Boy followed Willy to his office door and then they arrived at Willy's office door.
Willy: Okay, this concludes the tour. I hope you enjoyed it. You can show yourselves out. Just up this hall.
Bear Boy: Mr Wonka, what's gonna happen to the other kids? Randall? Ashley A? Garrett? Swinger Girl?
Willy: Don't worry, Cedric, I promise you they'll be all right. They'll all soon be restored to their normal, happy old selves. Anyway, anyone who wins the contest will get a prize. Let me think. And the winner is... Maximillian McGee!
Bear Boy: Oh no! This can't be!
Willy: Maximillian, you deserve a lifetime supply of chocolate!
Can Kid: You're too kind, Mr Wonka!
Bear Boy: No fair, McGee! You cheated! I'll tell Miss Finster on you when we get to school tomorrow!
Willy: Maximillian and Cedric, come inside my office with me!
So everyone got in the office with Willy and then Willy closed the door. Then he got on his desk.
Willy: Well, Maximillian, because the other four kids are eliminated from the tour, you won a contest. You can take some chocolate home. Then your parents will be very proud of you because you...
Bear Boy: Wait!
Willy: What is it, Jacobson?
Bear Boy: Let me tell you something. McGee played you for a fool. He caused trouble at your factory. First, he pushed his younger brother Garrett in the chocolate river. Next, he fed Swinger Girl the three course dinner gum and turned her into a blueberry. Next, he put Ashley A on the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute. And lastly, he shrunk Randall with the Wonkavision.
Willy was shocked.
Willy: WHAT?! Is this true?!
Bear Boy: Yes! He is disqualified for causing trouble at the tour!
Willy glared at Can Kid.
Willy: Maximillian, how dare you cause trouble here?! You don't deserve the lifetime supply of chocolate. None for you. Why? Because you broke the rules.
Can Kid: What rules? I didn't see any rules, did I?
Willy: Wrong, Maximillian, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You caused trouble here! You pushed your brother Garrett in the chocolate river! You fed Laura Jameson the three course dinner gum and turned her into a blueberry! You put Ashley Armbruster on the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute! And you shrunk Randall Weems with the Wonkavision! You're disqualified for your misbehaviour, so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
Can Kid was furious.
Can Kid: Why, you selfish jerk! How could you be so mean to me?! You're an idiot, a fool and an imbecile! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Taking my prize away from me?! I'll get even with you if it's the last thing we ever do! YOU'RE AN INHUMAN MONSTER! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU STUPID SON OF A...
Willy: (in his sound clip) I SAID GOOD DAY! (normal voice) YOU'RE THE WORST TOURIST EVER! AND BESIDES, TJ AND HIS GANG AND THEIR FRIENDS ARE THE BEST TOURISTS EVER! CEDRIC, GARRETT, LAURA, ASHLEY AND RANDALL ARE THE BEST TOURESTS EVER! TJ AND HIS GANG AND THEIR FRIENDS ARE ALL BETTER TOURISTS THAN YOU! AND CEDRIC, GARRETT, LAURA, ASHLEY AND RANDALL ARE ALL BETTER THAN YOU AS WELL! GO HOME WHILE I CALL YOUR PARENTS!
Can Kid went out of the office, crying with dismay.
Can Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! F*** YOU, MR WONKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Willy: Cedric, you were right! Maximillian played me for a fool and caused trouble here! I banished him from the tour. This means... you won a contest!
Bear Boy: Me?!
Willy: Yes! You get the lifetime supply of chocolate!
Bear Boy: Thank you, Mr Wonka! Thank you!
Willy: You're welcome! As another reward, want to ride the Great Glass Wonkavator with me?
Bear Boy: I'd love to!
Back home, Can Kid's parents scolded Can Kid, and Garrett was with them. Garrett had been covered in chocolate.
Can Kid's dad: Maximillian, how dare you cause trouble at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?!
Can Kid's mum: And what's worse, you pushed your brother in the chocolate river! You fed Swinger Girl the three course dinner gum and turned her into a blueberry! You put Ashley A on the Eggdicator to make him fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace! And you shrunk Randall with the Wonkavision!
Garrett: And now, I'm ruined! I'm covered in chocolate! Thankfully, the Oompa-Loompas saved me at the Fudge Room! This is the worst day ever!
Can Kid's dad: And now, your brother is covered in chocolate since he was sucked through the pipe, and he has to get a bath, because of you!
Garrett: And now, I'm going to become a laughingstock, because I got covered in chocolate, and it's all your fault!
Can Kid's mum: And what about Swinger Girl? Now she's blue and is a blueberry, and she has to go to the juicing room to be squeezed and turned back to normal, because of you!
Garrett: You're lucky that Swinger Girl's still alive! If anyone happens to her, it'll be your fault!
Can Kid's dad: What about Ashley A? Now she's covered in garbage, because of you!
Can Kid's mum: You're lucky Ashley A wasn't burnt to a crisp! Thankfully, she escaped from the furnace holding room. And what about Randall? Now he's tiny, and he has to go to the taffy pulling room to be stretched back to normal, because of you!
Can Kid's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight!
Can Kid's mum: Go to your room now!
Can Kid went to his room, crying.
Can Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
== Trivia ==
Mr Willy Wonka yelling 'I SAID GOOD DAY!' from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was used as an audio where Mr Willy Wonka yells 'I SAID GOOD DAY!' at Can Kid.
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