Evil Lay's

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Evil Lay's is Lay's but evil. It is a snack food company founded in 1924 by Mildred Lay when she was 7 years old. Since it's inception, the company has worked very closely with the PNG Brothers. They make chips.
In the early 1960s Evil Lay's created Doritos which would later split from the company in 1966.
In 1963, with the help of Ned Redemption, Evil Lay's formed the 1st and 2nd Chip Battalions and founded the Evil Lay's Armed Forces (ELAF).
On February 16th, 1965, Evil Lay's deployed a Chinese Dongfeng-2 nuclear-armed ballistic missile to an orphanage in Oklahoma. This was the first time since World War II that a nuclear weapon was used against civilians.
Evil Lay's opposed Operation Slim Chicken in the early 1970s. Mildred Lay saw potential in the fast food industry and wanted to expand the company into it. Halting the production of the Chicken Legend was tantamount to gaining that opportunity. Although they were successful in some anti-McDonald's operations, they were unable to stop the creation of the Legend and have since been unable to spread their influence into fast food.
The company began it's "Evil Lay's Against Gays" program in 1979 because Mildred saw how gay Ronald was and got real fussy about it.
Evil Lay's would be responsible for the Prosecution of Donald in 1991.
== Related Pages ==
* Ronald Jr.