SpongeBot Comes Out 2: Electric Boogaloo

SpongeBot Comes Out 2: Electric Boogaloo is the 12th episode of the second season of Wait Wut, and the 26th episode overall.
== Transcript ==
SpongeBot: Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite show:
"Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!"
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?
Polar: Oh, hi Bot!
SpongeBot: for fuck's sake
Polar: Hey Bot you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
SpongeBot: oh, that's very interesting
Polar: He was being real friendly
And I think he was coming on to me
I think he might've thought I was gay!
SpongeBot: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Hmm, why should I care?
I don't care
What did you have for lunch today?
Polar: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Bot-
SpongeBot: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!!!!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to watch
Polar: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Bot
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
SpongeBot: Well I don't want to talk about it, Polar!
This conversation is over!
Sponge Not: Yeah, but-
SpongeBot: Over!
Polar: Well, okay, but just so you know
If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean 'cause, hey
I'd like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free to say that I was gay but I'm not gay
SpongeBot: Polar, please! I am trying to watch!
What?!
Polar: If you were queer
SpongeBot: Ah, Polar!
Polar: I'd still be here
SpongeBot: Polar, I am trying to watch my show!
Polar: Year after year
SpongeBot: Polar!
Polar: Because you're dear to me
And I know that you
SpongeBot: What?
Polar: would accept me too
SpongeBot: I would?
Polar: If I told you today
Hey! Guess what I'm gay! but I'm not gay
I'm happy just being with you
SpongeBot: oh look it's brian and del
Polar: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?
SpongeBot: POLAR THAT IS WRONG?
Polar: No it's not!
If you were gay
I'd shout H O O R A Y!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!
SpongeBot: I am not listening!
Polar: And here I'd stay
SpongeBit: La la la la la!
Polar: But I wouldn't get in your way
SpongeBot: Aah!
Polar: You can count on me
To always be
Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born that way
And, as they say it's in your DNA
You're gay!
SpongeBot: I A M N O T G A Y !!!1!1!1!!1!
Polar: wait wut
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