Jaws

Jaws is the sixth episode of The Irate Gamer.
The long list of doublethink commited by The Irate Gamer can be seen here
==Summary==
Chris Bores reviews Jaws for the NES.
==High Detail Plot Summary==
The Irate Gamer is first seen reading Nintendo power on the beach. Irate Gamer hears a scream and finds the Jaws cartridge in the sand. Irate Gamer leaves with the cartridge.
Irate Gamer states that “This game should be placed at the bottom of a turd mountain!" while showing a picture of turd overlapping the cartridge. Irate Gamer states that its time to batten the hatches and full steam ahead to the sea captain action figure of Simpsons.
A random encounter is initiated, stating that he's hit something and his character drops down into the ocean with a harpoon gun. Irate Gamer claims that he didn't hit anything. Irate Gamer then flips off his NES. He points out that you die in one hit upon touching any enemy. Irate gamer attempts to dock at a marina but gets rejected because he needs shells to park. Irate Gamer states “Is this supposed to be a marina, or a hooker?” Irate Gamer states that the game is boring.
Irate Gamer talks about 'The black bass' on the NES. He is unable to catch any fish. Because he cannot catch any fish, Irate Gamer states that the game sucks and that people should do real fishing. Irate cuts off this filler section by going back to talk about Jaws.
Irate Gamer goes off to a marina, this time with shells, and receives a receiver to detect Jaws. Irate Gamer points out that the receiver is useless since Jaws appears regularly and its not like the receiver is really needed. Irate Gamer states that you should have the option to skip encounters. Irate Gamer states that in silent service you can choose to avoid encounters. Irate Gamer states that Silent Service "is the best submarine game out there".
Irate Gamer meets up with the titular shark and notes that the shark looks wimpy and should look more like it does on the title screen. During the battle, a smaller shark appears. Irate Gamer kills the smaller shark and his climatic battle with Jaws is interrupted with a mini-game. Irate Gamer empties Jaw's life meter and enters the first person mode in which he must ram the boat's mast into the shark. Irate Gamer successfully kills Jaws and announces that "This is for Jaws 2, and Jaws 3, and Superman IV! Whoops, got carried away there.” He ends the review stating that “The ocean is safe, until an Exxon tanker shows up” and an oil tank promptly crashes and unloads its oil into the ocean.
Irate Gamer goes outside and throws the cartridge into some bushes. The Duck Hunt dog appears and begins to laugh at him, but Irate Gamer shoots and kills him.
==Notable Flubs==
*0:33 - "That's right. It's Jawls."
*0:35 - "This famous greatwhite shark ruled the oceans in tha urly 80's."
*1:00 - "But we all know it's to look for Jawls."
==Trivia==
*This is the first time in which the Irate Gamer show uses an intro. The intro does not feature the public domain music track is only 7 seconds long and instead features the irate gamer logo
*This is one of the episodes where his Ohio accent is notably heavy, for example pronouncing "Jaws" as "Jawls".
==External links==
*Jaws at Wikipedia
*Internet Movie Database
==Video==
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