Funky Kong (The Game of Life)

Funky Kong is a character in The Game of Life. He is a member of the Kong household and a former drug dealer.
==Pre-series==
After moving into a house in Newcrest with SpongeBob SquarePants and Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs attempted, and failed, to rob Funky Kong. The same day he moved in, Funky started smoking and eventually became addicted to nicotine. A few days later, Funky broke the household's GameCube.
Most of the household appeared to dislike Funky's addiction to nicotine, particularly SpongeBob, who considered "the smell of a nearby smoker to be frankly disgusting" although none of them attempted to help Funky with it. Funky Kong eventually got the addiction under control.
==Murder attempts==
Until mid-season 1, there was a cannibalism mod installed that regularly resulted in sims murdering each other for meat. Before the series began, Funky fell victim to this. While hanging out at a bar, he was unexpectedly butchered by a customer. He was later revived before the series had begun.
In "A Deadly Sport", while Funky Kong was hanging out at a gym, a man walked over to him and butchered him. Ghost Funky continued to eat another sim's meat. Funky then went to sleep on the couch and woke up alive. Revealing that his death was just a dream.
==Drug dealing career and arrests==
Funky Kong has never had an actual job and made money through dealing cannabis. In the first episode of the series, Funky Kong got a call from one of his customers asking for weed. Funky sold her a bag and SpongeBob's wife Adrienne, who is against drugs, looked shocked.
Funky is at least partially responsible for SpongeBob's daughter April's drug misuse. In "Caught Red Handed", Funky made an alcoholic drink for April, who was a teenager at the time. Although SpongeBob and Adrienne have both talked to April about her drug use, it's not clear if either of them were aware of Funky's involvement.
In season 2, Funky decided to take his career to another level and opened a retail store called Bodacious Substances, selling drug products including bags of weed, amphetamine, cocaine bricks and bongs. The store was raided by a SWAT team a day later while Funky was restocking the drugs. Funky was arrested but still had access to his phone, which he used to contact SpongeBob so he could open the store to annoy the officers. Funky was released the same day.
In the season 3 premiere, "Day in Court", Funky decides to reopen the store but failed to make any profit. In the third part of the same episode, the store was opened again and Funky made a profit of $2,000. The store was raided by police while it was open. Funky was arrested and released the same day but decided to lay low for a few days while he awaits a trial. Funky sold the drug store for $25,147 shortly after being released. The store remains open under new ownership to this day, although all of the illegal drugs were seized by the police.
Funky was found guilty of a misdemeanor for the offenses. He paid a fine of $7,443 and was given a short prison sentence. He wasn't released from until the last segment in "Hitting The Ground".
==Post-career==
Although Funky stopped dealing drugs shortly after this, he continued to use cannabis to help him build a rocket ship. He had been working on the rocket for awhile and in the appropriately titled episode "Funky Goes to Space" he finished building the rocket. He used the rocket to go to space but quickly head home after getting Space Madness.
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