Hiding History

Hiding History
Mervyn Mouse: Why does history exist?
Rover Rabbit: Because history is a fundament.
Mervyn Mouse: (livid) SKANK YOU!
Rover Rabbit: (harassed) What a complete mysteron!
Mervyn Mouse: Tailcoats exist only in cartoons. How Long Will I Love You? was originally sung by Ellie Goulding. Digga Digga Dog is an original song. Aled Jones first performed Walking in the Air.
Houston Hyena: Hello, you evil slagwad!
Mervyn Mouse: What do you want?
POW!
Houston Hyena: Absolute bergen!
Moral: History is a permanent changing chronology.
The End
Euan John Banner
23 February 2019
Category:Comics
Category:Contemporary fables
Category:2019
Category:Adult stories