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 The new writer
Hello! Remember the writer? It's not Porygons anymore, it's ME, Slush, also known as 1diamondshop, Blueberry Slushie, or 1 Diamond Shop manager! 
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I would tell you what happened with Porygons, but i made this same article before, something happened to get it deleted, and now i'm too tired to rewrite it entirely. So, i'll keep this short: Jeans with Beans fired Porygons because she had some illegal stuff on hand and made a artificial hoppy boi illegally. If you find Porygons around, either call the Spinny Freedom Society, or QWB, i don't know exactly what to call. If you find the artificial hoppy boi around, make sure to check their brain genomes. If it starts with H-E-W-B, you have the artificial hoppy boi in your hands and should call the Spinny conservation center. If it doesn't start with that, you have the real hoppy boi in your hands, and you should bring it to the Spinny labs, even though i'm pretty sure the Hoppy boi didn't run away.
 Tsunami happened at beach near Spinis, possibly because of unknown species
A Spinny tiger was hanging out at the beach, but suddenly a bright light caught his attention. A tsunami was summoned, and the spinny tiger saw a creature. That was the origin of the bright light, it was their eyes. The spinny tiger took a picture before running away from the beach.
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 Last hoppy boi will die soon
Scientists studied the hoppy boi and found out they have very high doses of the Anger gene, which makes the species extremely aggressive and in high doses like that, it is lethal to the species and will kill them in a short time. Bits of the gene spread via coughing and sneezing, so the scientists gave the hoppy boi some medicine to trick their brain so they don't sneeze or cough. It was found out the hoppy boi will die tomorrow. Meanwhile, we can already consider the species extinct. Prepare for a slight overgrow of plants!
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