SFB Movie: Different Types Of Teachers

== The Teacher That Gets Terrible Sub Notes ==
"Never in my 10 years of teaching has there ever been this bad of a sub note. Danny. It says here you lit the sub's hair on fire while doing a science project. Jimmy. It says here you put laxatives in the sub's coffee. And Eugene. You drove the teacher insane by being too smart. What is wrong with all of you?" "We're teenagers."
== The Karen ==
"So we all know that JFK was the 17th US president." "No that was Abraham Lincoln. JFK was the 35th US president." "I know I was just making sure you were paying attention." "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know. Can you?" "May I go to the bathroom?" "What's the magic word?" "Please." "No it's peas." "This teacher is braindead." "Principal's office. Now!" "Why?" "Because you insulted me." 
Later, "What is it this time?" "Ms. Boyer is being a total Karen today." "She always is." "I know but she's being extra jerky today." "Ok. And? What am I gonna do about it?" "I don't know fire her? She's a terrible history teacher. She mixed up JFK with Abraham Lincoln." "Well they were both assassinated in broad daylight and both of them died because they got shot in the head so I can kinda see why." "That's the only two similarities they have." "They were both presidents at some point." "I stand corrected. Still. You should fire her." "Ok, fine." "Heck yeah!" 
Laterer, "Hey Ms. Boyer?" "What?" "You're fired." "WHAT!?"
== The BEST Teacher ==
"There's gonna be a pizza party on Friday. Today we're having a FNaF Lore Kahoot." "Yessss! Best teacher ever!" "And we'll play silent ball after the Kahoot." "Woo! Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talking about, that's what I've been waiting for. That's what it's all about!"
== The Coffee Addict ==
"I can't teach without my coffee!" "If I was a teacher I wouldn't depend on coffee as a good thing to keep my mental health afloat." "Shut up! Coffee coffee coffee!" "Here's your Venti Caramel Latte." "Thanks. Here's $20. Now scram!" "This is Monopoly money." "I don't care! GO!" *guy leaves* * teacher chugs coffee* "Ah. Now I can teach."
== The Crack Addict ==
"Alright kids today we're gonna learn about the dangers of drugs. There are none. I do em all the time. Wait. I shouldn't have said that. I'm going to jail. Bye, kids."
== The Substitute Teacher That Will Not Take Anyone's Crap! ==
"Alright, listen up everybody! I'm the sub for today. My name's Mr. Jarvis. I taught high school for 20 years and I've seen everything so don't do anything that will set me off! Understand?" "Mmm hmm." "Now. I'm gonna say your name and when you get called say 'here'!" "O-laugh!" *utter silence* "Is there an O-laugh here?" "You mean Olaf?" "You know what the heck I mean now shut up and sit down before I kick ya butt!" "Ok. Ok, I will." "June-ear! Where's June-ear?" "It's Junior." "Do I look like I give a crap?" "No." "Then shut up before I stick my foot in your butt! Dreadful and careless. Now where's Sans?" "Here." "Thank you. Jiffy! Where's Jiffy." "It's Jeffy." "I will throw you out of the window. Go to Principal Da-Neil's office right now!" "Ok."