King Louie's Lair/Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika Captured

(Upon arriving at the temple's outskirts itself, Sheeta's group looked around quietly and cautiously for any sign of Yuffie, Wes, Flip, and Megavolt's charms and Quackerjack's Mr. Banana Brain doll. After searching around a bit, they then heard something in another nearby room. They hid themselves and they see some monkeys playing around with some goods, among them the charms and Mr. Banana Brain doll. Yuffie, Wes, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack almost angrily charged at them, but Sheeta's group quietly stopped them quickly and then Pazu and even Camille and Nemo angrily smacked the backs of their heads, making them five rub them)
Sheeta's group except Yuffie, Wes, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: (Whispering savagely) Stop!
Jiminy: (Whispering angrily in a stern tone) We can't just go in there, barreling away these monkeys!
Quackerjack: (Whispering) Then how are we supposed to get them back easily?
Ray: (Whispering) What we need, Cap, is a real good plan.
(They think it over, and then Pinocchio got a idea)
Pinocchio: (Whispering) I know!
(Then he whispered to Sheeta's group his idea, to which they get it, smiling in agreement)
Ray: (Whispering) Ooh-whee, you clever wooden Cap, you.
(With the monkeys, they are finishing goofing around with the goods when suddenly, a big female orangutan appeared, getting their attention. They immediately became smittened by her, unaware that it's Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika acting as the female orangutan disguise's puppeteers with Sheeta's group's help, all except Yuffie, Wes, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack, that is)
Sheeta: (Imitating a sultry female) Hey, fellas. Wanna dance with me?
(The Bander-Log monkeys got excited and ran up to the "Female orangutan" to dance with "Her." As they danced away, Yuffie, Wes, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack managed to quietly sneak in secretly while the Bander-Log monkeys are distracted, and managed to successfully grab back their charms and Mr. Banana Brain doll back. Then as soon as the five quickly retreated with their recovered stolen items, which they put away again, in tow, Sheeta's group, still disguised, then finished their dance with the Bander-Log monkeys)
Sheeta: (Imitating a sultry female) Nice dance, partners. Gotta buzz, cuzes!
Bander-Log monkeys: Bye!
(Then with that, the disguised Sheeta's group left quickly. As soon as the coast is clear and they met up with Yuffie, Wes, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack, Sheeta's group discard their female orangutan disguise and they all got happy)
Megavolt: (Whispering happily) Pinocchio's plan really worked!
Pinocchio: (Whispering) See? I told you it'll work.
Flip: (Whispering, to Sheeta) "Gotta buzz, cuzes?" That's what you had to say to them?
Sheeta: (Whispering) Well, why not? You told us that they're fun and music lovers, right?
Flip: (Whispering, getting it) Oh yeah, that's right.
(Then with that, they head their way for the other side of the trench beyond the center island. Unknown to Sheeta's group, a huge shadowy figure watched the whole thing, and was not angry, but instead impressed. Then he left upon seeing the Bander-Log monkeys that Sheeta's group distracted goofing around again, unaware that the charms and Mr. Banana Brain doll they had are gone)
Shadowy figure: Psst! Cuzes!
(Hearing him, the Bander-Log monkeys approached in interest, for they apparently know who this shadowy figure is, yet we don't know yet. With Sheeta's group, they continued their way when suddenly, a delicious fruit-like smell caught their attention)
Sheeta: (Smelling the smell with her group) What's that delicious smell?
Jiji: Who cares about that?
Mushu: Let's get get going, shall we?
(Then while the rest of Sheeta's group continued on, Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack followed the smell in interest while Noibat and Renamon followed with the seven in suspicion)
Renamon: Don't you seven get the feeling that it could be a trap?
Noibat: Like with Yuffie's group's trap before?
Megavolt: (To Noibat, nonchalantly) You had to bring that moment up?
(Then they spot some piles of delicious fruit, where the smell came from)
Flip: Jackpot!
Noibat and Renamon: But...!
(But they ran up the fruit and they begin gathering some of them for food supplies as Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack hummed a bit. Shrugging in defeat, Noibat and Renamon then joined in the fruit collecting. Suddenly, some Bander-Log monkeys secretly and quietly snuck up to Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika only, for it turned out that the fruit pile and its smell is, indeed, a trap set by them. Then, unknown to the others, the Bander-Log monkeys immediately grabbed Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika from behind and snatched them up to a nearby tree. Then three Bander-Log monkeys landed on the ground nearby Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack, who are still gathering some fruit, with Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack still humming a bit until Tiger spoke up upon a fly landing on his nose)
Tiger: Hey, Rika, how about you flick this pesky fly off of my nose?
Bander-Log Monkey 1: Wish granted!
(Then he hits Tiger on the nose with the stick, making him yelp in pain as the fly, apparently missed by the Bander-Log monkey, flew off. That immediately got Noibat, Renamon, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack's attention and they noticed the Bander-Log monkey in Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika's place, much to their shock)
Tiger: (Rubbing his nose a bit in annoyance without noticing the Bander-Log monkey at first) First off, I told you not to hit me that hard again! (Turning around) Secondly, when you flick a fly, you really....
(Then he saw the Bander-Log monkey in Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika's place, making him realize)
Tiger: Hey! You're not Rika!
Renamon: Let alone Sheeta or Pazu!
Flip: Get him!
(Before they tried to grab at the Bander-Log monkey, but the monkey hopped onto a tree branch and made a face at them, angering them)
Megavolt: Why you flat-nosed, little-eyed, flaky creep!
(He almost zaps at him, until he and the others noticed up in the trees, a bunch of monkeys were holding Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika captive, as they struggled against their strong grips)
Pazu: Hey! Let go of us!
Sheeta: Put us down!
Rika: Or you'll suffer the consequences!
Quackerjack: Take your flea-picking hands off of our friends!
Bander-Log Monkey 1: Come on and get them, champs!
Bander-Log Monkey 3: They're no champs, they're chumps!
Bander-Log Monkey 2: (Tauntingly pointing at Tiger) Especially that scaredy-cat!
Tiger: (Really livid) Why, you...!
Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika: Guys!
(Then the monkeys begin to swing away with the struggling Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika in tow)
Bander-Log 3: Yeah, they're even a bunch of big hotheads!
Tiger: Okay, you guys asked for it!
Megavolt: We're gonna...!
(Then he and Tiger fell in a nearby stream, getting them wet, as well as short-circuit them both due to Megavolt being electricity, stunning them a bit)
Bander-Log Monkey 4: That'll cool them off!
Bander-Log Monkey 1: Let alone shock treat their anger away!
Flip: (Helping the others get Tiger and Megavolt out of the stream, who recovered) Give us back our friends!
(Then three monkeys hung Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika down in front of the tree, causing the three to hang upside-down)
Bander-Log Monkey 2: Here they are, come and get them!
(Once Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack were close enough, the monkeys lifted Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika up into the tree and Quackerjack bonked his head and beak on the tree and fell over)
Bander-Log Monkey 2: That's how a jester duck can rest at ease.
(Recovering with the others' help after rubbing his beak a bit, Quackerjack then got up angrily)
Quackerjack: Hand over our friends, or we'll make you sorry!
Bander-Log Monkey 2: Here's some fruit in case you're hungry!
(They then tossed some fruit at them)
Tiger: Now, just try that again, you...!
(Tiger then got hit in the face by a watermelon)
Bander-Log 1: Delicious, aren't they?
Bander-Log 2: Now that's a bare necessity.
(But Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack recovered angrily, wiping the fruit chunks off of themselves, refusing to give up as they ran ahead, or flew for Noibat's case)
Flip: Turn them loose, or we'll jerk a knot in your tail!
Noibat: And stuff some bananas right up your...!
Bander-Log Monkey 3: (Playfully, cutting Noibat off) We give up.
(Then the monkeys threw Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika into the air, much to Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack's shock and concern that they stopped running)
Bander-Log Monkey 3: Here they come!
Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika: Whoa!
Pazu: Guys, catch us!
(Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack quickly changed direction, ready to catch the three kids, when....)
Bander-Log Monkey 1: Back up, back up! Faster, faster, faster!
(Two monkeys tripped Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack with a vine and they, along with Noibat who Renamon tripped on, began to tumble down the cliff while the rest of the monkeys caught Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika)
Bander-Log Monkey 1: A rolling ball of misfits gathers no hair!
(Then Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack landed at the bottom and a boulder hit Megavolt on the head, leaving him in a daze while the monkeys started to get away with Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika)
Megavolt: (Dizzily) Hold up, that's my ampere!
Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika: Guys!
Sheeta: (To Noibat's group) Help us!
Pazu: (To Noibat's group) Hey!
Rika: (To the Bander-Log monkeys) Get your hands off of us, you darn filthy apes!
(But the monkeys swung away with the three, ignoring Rika's insult. At the bottom of the cliff, Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack recovered and then realizing the rest of Sheeta's group are not with them, called out to them)
Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Guys!
(Far away, the rest of Sheeta's group in question heard them and got concerned upon realizing that they, including Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika, are not with them)
Yuffie: We had no idea that they wandered off!
Sheeta's group except Yuffie: Me neither!
(Then with that, they went off to find the others. Meanwhile, while Noibat flew up out of the cliff, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack were climbing up the cliff when the rest of Sheeta's group arrived and looked over the edge. However, just as they did, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack reached the top and Megavolt yelled in Bushroot's face while the others noticed the rest of Sheeta's group)
Megavolt: GUYS!!
(Bushroot yelped in surprise and fell over, a little stunned, as his ears rang from Megavolt calling out to him and the rest of Sheeta's group, before it finished and he frowned at Megavolt in annoyance)
Bushroot: (Annoyed) We're here already! (Fanning his face a bit in disgust) And get a breath mint!
Megavolt: (Realizing) Oh, you heard us, huh?
Quackerjack: (Sarcastically) You got a mind of a steel trap, Sparky.
Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"
B.E.N.: Enough arguing! Where are Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika?
(Remembering in realization, Noibat, Renamon, Tiger, Flip, Megavolt, and Quackerjack explained away)
Tiger: The fruit smell was a trap!
Renamon: Which Noibat and I had a feeling it was!
Noibat: Yeah!
Flip: And then they ambushed us, thousands of them!
Tiger: We jabbed at them, mostly me, with our left!
Megavolt: Then I, alone, swung with the right, and then, I...!
Camille: What happened to Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika?!
Mushu: Get to the point with the others already, Sparky!
Megavolt: (Groans in anger a bit) Don't call me "Sparky!" AND WE'RE GETTING TO THE POINT!!
Quackerjack: Those mangy monkeys calling themselves the Bander-Log carried Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika off!
(The members of Sheeta's group who missed out on Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika's capture got shocked and concerned)
Nemo: Oh, great!
Ray: We gotta save them!
B.E.N.: Oh, I hate to think what will happen when they meet King Louie up there.
(Then with that, Sheeta's group hurried to the direction of the monkey temple to save Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika)
Coming up: King Louie meets Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika after the three are brought to him by the Bander-Log monkeys and during a huge musical number of Louie and the Bander-Log, Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika realize Louie had them brought to him to teach him a certain human technique. Then luckily for Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika, Sheeta's group arrive and after a failed distraction plan as soon as the musical number ended, a wild goose chase starts, which ends with Sheeta's group successfully rescuing Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika and causing the destruction of the monkey temple lair from the chase.
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Category:The Wizard of Oz Parodies
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