SmackDown 8/5/18

VacantForHOF's opening statement:
"SUP FUCKING BITCHES, It’s ya boi, VACANTFORHOF. Doing the card this week. And we gotta prep for SOME GOOD OL’ MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFIERS. AND TOKES PUNISHMENT INVOLVES - *Receives Letter* Hey dude you’re all better now thanks for the letter IGNORANT PEON *Refuse To Bow Down on off camera man* BACK TO THE PLACE WEAR THEY SEW PEOPLE TOGETHER SWINE. Now *Reads* Welp, can’t punish Tokes. *Throws water bottle at fallen person* BITCH, oh it says turn over. “Reward u/DealerTokes.” WHAT!? Man I’m thirsty, yo can I grab that water bottle… cheers man. *Throws Water Bottle again* FUCK YOU PEON."
== Card ==
No.	Match 	Stipulation 	Notes 	Winner
1 	AurumVocem vs CaptainConundrum54 	Singles 	 	AurumVocem
2 	TheCivilizedGamer vs Felix_Wyn 	Singles 	Non-title	Felix_Wyn via no-show
3 	ElDaboFuego vs Mr_Big_Boy123 	Singles 	 	ElDaboFuego
via no-show
4 	TheRandomGuy199 and ArtichokeJoe vs Zquest13 and DerLaubi 	Tag Team 	 	TheRandomGuy199
and ArtichokeJoe
5 	DealerTokes vs ThePruef vs Teeth (Hatominx) vs InsaneIcon vs Bahamas_is_relevant vs MidKnightDreary	6-man Clusterf**k	Winner qualifies
for the Money in the Bank match.	ThePruef
Category:SmackDown