Kam And The Kooky Cookie Confusion

This is a whacky tale from Totally Goofy.
== The Story ==
* It was a beautiful, sunny day at Westley Junior High; Kam was up to his usual tricks. The young piano prodigy had a serious sweet tooth, and he had his sights set on the school's coveted cookie stash.
* "Those cookies look delicious, I MUST get my hands on some," Kam declared.
* He hatched a plan to sneak into the cafeteria kitchen during lunch and make his own batch of cookies - with a special Kam twist, of course. Kam raided the supply closet, grabbing every oddball ingredient he could find - hot sauce, pickles, mustard, and more. He mixed it all together into a colorful, aromatic dough and popped the tray in the oven.
* When the lunch bell rang, Kam eagerly waited by the cafeteria doors, cookie tray in hand. As his classmates filed in, Kam offered up his "Kooky Cookies."
* "Hey everyone, try my new cookies! I think you'll really enjoy them," he said with a jovial smile.
* One by one, the unsuspecting students took a bite, only to be met with a shocking explosion of flavor. Eyes watering and mouths burning, they all recoiled in disgust.
* "Kam, what is the meaning of this?" Principal Luna cried, rushing over.
* Kam just laughed gleefully, savoring his sugary, spicy triumph. "Isn't it grand, Principal Luna? I've created the next great culinary sensation - the Kooky Cookie!"