You Bet Your Life

Bob walked into a bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a fool at the bar and stared up at the television. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The fool looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The fool replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the fool placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The fool was very upset and handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
The fool replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
Bob took the money.
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