The Ultimate True and Honest Final End for real of Block 13 (Lost TV Movie)

The Ultimate True and Honest Final End for real of Block 13 is a lost media made for TV movie made in response to people who thought the regular final episode wasn't a good conclusion to the Block 13 story. The people asking for this regretted it so much since it ended up being too sad for them and because of that, The creators locked the movie in a secret vault alongside the rest of the Block 13 merchandise that later on was sold at an auction to promote 2020 Roblox's Block 13 crossover event.
== Synopsis ==
After the events of the final episode , The cast of Block 13 is all sitting in their rooms after being awkward pieces of shit. Then they all pull out their ipads because the annoying PPG 2016 character creator is for Apple fanboys who hate Charlie Brown and love overpriced technology. And on their ipads they all decide to play some boring ass bullshit 2020 modern UI design game which is fucking weird since Block 13 takes place in like, 2002. And for whatever reason, That weird teacher monster thing is also there "CuRaTiNg" them through various games. But then the annoying PPG Apple fanboy complains because he hates Fortnite which is a game so he hates games. Attiyat the weird teacher monster then rolls her 33.5 eyes and calls them "Experiences" instead.
==== The First Experience ====
Attiyat (Which sounding it out kinda reminds me of that Rap Rap creepypasta. Anyone else remember that?) first takes the Block 13 cast to some game called "Rate it, Buddy". A game where you rate things like outfits and personality traits. This leads Abood to dress up like an annoying package of some snack food that people only eat to look cool on Tik Tok (Modern kind not the Ke$ha kind). Abood then proceeds to be extremely rude to people and makes a stand that says "Dance if you're an asshole" and gets a few people including that one teacher to dance on top of the stand. Eventually however, Skipper manages to trick Abood into saying "They" which causes him to start Back-To-The-Future-ing and vanishes.
==== Abood goes to Hell ====
Abood then wakes up in a place that looks like Santa's workshop in The North Pole. He walks around for a bit but then is stopped by this tall guy who looks like a scarecrow wearing designer clothes. The scarecrow then asks him for a microphone, Sending Abood on a quest to get the microphone in order to win his freedom. Abood then starts to search the abandoned village for a microphone but then Evil PatriXXX appears behind him and starts chasing him with a baseball bat. 
The movie then cuts to a modern Simpsons gag where everyone in the Simpsons family except Maggie and Homer are singing a weird parody of West Wing Story chasing Homer through various video games and then it cuts to Maggie playing a Piggy bootleg on her ipad chasing Homer. Then it switches to that one fat baby with like, Orange hair or something I forgot the name of. I can't find him on the Simpsons wiki. I know he existed since I remember associating him with HBO for years. Please tell me I'm not making this up. Anyway. He's the rich shithead who has HBO access and gets "Premium" Sesame Street since he's TOO GOOD for PBS. But anyway. It switches to him playing that one Adopt game from Roblox as well since apparently a 2020 Simpsons Skit is randomly appearing in the TV movie finale for this ancient ass-series. 
He then trades a monochrome modern ass-aesthetic unicorn that has no sense of style except a cropped hoodie that defeats the entire purpose of hoodies since apparently you fuckers can't even show emotions without this modern generation saying you're "Muh faking it for attention!!!!" or "Muh edgy!!!". He traded this Gen-Z Unicorn for Homer Simpson somehow which plays into the Homer Being Chased for whatever reason musical number skit. Homer then gets scammed away from one of the only 8 people to want HBO to the scarecrow guy from earlier who then throws Homer Simpson at Abood. The weird skit ends and it goes back to the PatriXXX chase.
==== This one goes out to honor the chase ====
While Evil PatriXXX is after Abood and Homer, Some European almond company decides to do a promotional stunt related to it where if you get a code on the inside of the packages, You can access extra unique Angry Birds levels that are sure to become lost media in a year. It's also somehow involved with Astrix which to be honest, I'm surprised wasn't that popular in America. 
While Abood and Homer were running across Germany, A convertable car driven by Spongebob with Megatron, Patrick and this one other guy in the back stops and then Spongebob tells Abood and Homer to get inside. They do and they escape Evil PatriXXX easily.
==== Now he's with Spongebob ====
Abood then asks Spongebob what's happening, And then Spongebob tells him that a scary L4D1 Horror Monster has been scaring everyone silly and taking all of their Halloween candy. Spongebob then turns on the song Dragula by Rob Zombie and explains that they need the Monster Cereals to all be united to stop the horror monster known now as The Apple Jacks Apple . After that, Patrick asks if he can change the radio. He then starts The song Bottoms Up (Feat. Nicki Minaj.) by Trey Songz. This really upsets the other guy hitting on Megatron because he wanted to hear the other song. Before anything can happen though, Abood thanks Spongebob and is let off at a local K-Mart.
==== The K-Mart ====
When he's at the K-Mart, Abood tries to find a blue light special but the store was empty. Abood looked around until he saw the Apple Jacks Apple himself chase him. This went on for about half an hour until he found all of the Monster cereal boxes which caused the apple to melt and teleported Abood back to the rest of the Block 13 cast.
==== Reunited (The Undertale song) ====
Abood returned to the rating game and walked back to his old booth and announced that he was no longer a rude fuckhead. He then found a microphone under the booth and threw it at the old scarecrow guy who turned him into a decent human being who isn't obsessed with generic annoying piece of shit food package outfits. Then the entire Block 13 cast got banned from the game forever because they used vowels in their sentences.
Now everyone's unable to play the bootleg game and they're still grounded. Then my pet lizard Brenard appears. He's cool. But anyway, He appears and writes "Your MOM!" on the walls of all the grounded Block 13 characters and then calls the PPG 2016 guy who thinks THEY wrote on the walls and grounds them for even longer.
The movie ends with a 10 minute loop of Spongebob driving his car.
== Reception ==
All 20 fans of Block 13 all agreed that this made-for-tv-movie was the saddest part of the entire series. Especially the ending. Because of this, It only aired once and was put in a vault afterwards.
Category:Banned Movies