クソゲー実況プレイ (Kusogee Jikkyou Play)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
どうも皆さんこんにちは 	doumo minasan konnichiwa 	Hello everyone.
今日はこのクソゲーを 	kyou wa kono kusogee o 	I'm going to try playing through
プレイしたいと思いますので 	purei shitai to omoimasu node 	the worst game ever so,
よろしくお願い致します 	yoroshiku onegai itashimasu 	Hope you enjoy.
 	 	
まずは始まりの街で 	mazu wa hajimari no machi de 	Let's start off with getting
装備でもそろえましょうか 	soubi demo soroemashouka 	some equipment in the first town!
でも物価が高すぎて 	demo bukka ga takasugite 	Wait, the prices are too high.
買い物さえままならない 	kaimono sae mama naranai 	I can't buy anything...
 	 	
金を稼ぐため 	kane o kasegu tame 	And when I go fight
敵とエンカウントすりゃ 	teki to enkaunto surya 	some monsters to earn money
体力が無さ過ぎて 	tairyoku ga nasasugite 	My Strength is too low, and
一発くらえば即ティウンティウン 	ippatsu kuraeba soku tiuntiun 	if I get hit once it's Game Over
 	 	
システムがクソ仕様で 	shisutemu ga kuso shiyou de 	This has gotta be the worst system ever
ザコ敵さえ倒せぬけど 	zako teki sae taosenu kedo 	I can't even beat the small fries
怖気づいて逃げるだけじゃ 	ojikezuite nigeru dake ja 	But if I let them scare me and run away
進めない 	susumenai 	I can't go on
 	 	
人に話を聞こうと 	hito ni hanashi o kikou to 	When I proudly stroll up to people
意気揚々と近づいたら 	ikiyouyou to chikazuitara 	to hear what they have to say,
みんな自分を避けて 	minna jibun o sakete 	Everyone avoids me,
話なんて聞けやしない 	hanashi nante kikeyashinai 	so I can't even ask them anything
 	 	
イベント多すぎて 	ibento oosugite 	There're too many events
フラグ回収ミスって 	furagu kaishuu MISUtte 	And if you miss any flags
次のシーン行けずに 	tsugi no shiin ikezu ni 	Then you can't move onto the next scene
序盤で早くも詰んだ詰んだ 	joban de hayaku mo tsunda tsunda	And you're already screwed from the beginning
 	 	
シナリオもクソ仕様で 	shinario mo kuso shiyou de 	These scenarios suck too
超展開ばかりだけど 	choutenkai bakari dakedo 	Every new development is a big one
驚いて立ち止まってちゃ 	odoroite tachitomattecha 	But if I get surprised and stop
進めない 	susumenai 	I can't go on
 	 	
あーもう疲れたなぁ 	aa mou tsukareta naa 	Ugh, I'm so tired
リセットボタン押そうかな 	risetto botan osou kana 	Maybe I should just hit reset
でも、ささやかなお金も 	demo, sasayakana okane mo 	But, then I would lose
くだらないアイテムも 	kudaranai aitemu mo 	This tiny bit of money
膨大なプレイ時間も 	boudai na purei jikan mo 	And these stupid items
なくしてしまうけど 	nakushite shimau kedo 	And all that play time...
 	 	
やみのなかで「つらいんだ」と 	yami no naka de "tsurai nda" to 	Listen to my voice
実況プレイしてるんだよ 	jikkyou purei shiteru nda yo 	as I say, "This is horrible,"
ぼくの声を聞いておくれ 	boku no koe o kiite okure 	Playing this game in the dark
 	 	
このセカイはクソ仕様で 	kono sekai wa kuso shiyou de 	In this crappy world
うつイベントばかりだけど 	utsu ibento bakari dakedo 	There are only sad events
へこたれてうずくまってちゃ 	hekotarete uzukumattecha 	But if I lose heart and fall apart
進めない 	susumenai 	I can't go on
 	 	
ぼくの日々はクソ仕様で 	boku no hibi wa kuso shiyou de 	My days are full of crap
思い通りにいかないけど 	omoidoori ni ikanai kedo 	and nothing goes as planned
ハッピーエンド迎えるまで 	happii endo mukaeru made 	But I'll keep going,
進んでく 	susundeku 	Until I reach the happily ever after
 	 	
どうしてこんなゲームに 	doushite konna geemu ni 	Why am I taking this stupid game
マジになっているんだろ？ 	maji ni natte irun daro? 	so seriously?
まぁいい、明日もがんばりますか 	maa ii, ashita mo ganbarimasu ka	Whatever, guess I'll try again tomorrow
よろしくお願い致します 	yoroshiku onegai itashimasu 	I'll see you all then
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*EX:P2 ～Ex:Producers2～ (album)
*神裸BAN唱 (Shinra BANshou)
==External links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Animelyrics - Translation source
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*NicoNicoPedia
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