British Melissa

British Melissa is a worthless Elemelissa. 
== History ==
She tried to go to the tulpa dentist but her creator couldn't afford the bills so she had to settle with her malformed, terrible teeth. Everyone she has ever met hates her fucking guts because she is British. After British Mike fused with Middle-Class Mike, he abandoned her and left her alone as a social outcast in the world. Her and Mediocre Melissa bonded over being left behind as a result of Rich Mike's creation. In fact, later on Rich Mike bullied and mocked her gross teeth and her new friend as well.
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