Frollo Beats Up Evil Residents

The Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens saga is the 9th episode of The Egotist Show that was split up into 5 parts. It is the first saga of The Egotist Show.
==Synopsis==
===Part 1===
Gaston, arriving at his old pub, is shocked to see that his place has been vandalized by an angered Frollo, who has also killed all the patrons inside, although Gaston only cares about his Antlers. The duo begin to fight each other in a variety of ways; first they commence with a Pokémon battle, where Frollo sends out a hacked Lv. 65 Charizard (that somehow knows 5 moves even though Pokémon can only learn 4 at a time) and commands it to destroy Gaston with Fire Blast. However, Gaston survives the blow and kills the hacked mon with Hyper Beam, causing Frollo to jump in and uppercut him into space. There, the two of them re-enact the shitty battle between Sonic and Shadow from Sonic Adventure 2 for awhile, spin dashing into each other repeatedly for over 2 hours before Shadow gets sick of their shit, and launches them back to Earth with his Chaos Spear. The two crash into Madotsuki's apartment and start playing NASU, only for the game to be interrupted by the Irate Gamer failing to play the game properly, provoking Madotsuki to stab him for his lack of gaming skills. The duo then jump from the balcony and crash through the ground, landing smack dab in the middle of a "yo momma" contest, and finally back into the skies, having a DBZ-styled clash as they fly across the world.
Meanwhile at Yzma's palace, Yzma and Kronk add the finishing touches to the potion, including a bowl of spinach puffs and a crushed Justin Bieber's head before Achmed Frollo greedily snatches it and flies off with his crew. Hassan Nasrallah conjures a map while in the skies, and Achmed decides on his first target.
Back with Frollo and Gaston, their fight continues as they land back at Frollo's house, arguing over who deserves Bimbie Analchy more. Bleemo then intervenes to stop the fighting by singing an irritating song that they shouldn't be fighting over a stupid whore. Frollo grows indecisive on whether he should continue fighting Gaston or be lustfully affected to Bimbie. He decides to refuse Bimbie's offer of kicking Gaston's ass, saying "Bros before Hoes" and fist bumps Gaston, much to Bimbie's dismay.
At the same time, Achmed Frollo flies into France seeking to burn down all of Paris, and Nasrallah throws the zombie potion down onto France, causing CarnEvil to emerge from the ground and turn many Parisians into mindless zombies.
===Part 2===
Frollo, seeing his hometown now infested with zombies, decides to counterattack and reveals his weapon armory hidden behind his fireplace. He, Gaston and Bimbie load up on shotguns, machine guns, uzis and revolvers, and together with other fellow citizens who didn't get zombified, manage to clear the surroundings of Frollo's house of zombies, later obtaining a GameShark after defeating Krampus.
The three venture forth into CarnEvil in an attempt to clear all Paris from zombies. However, Bimbie and Gaston get zombified in the process, leaving Frollo on his own. He manages to get far solo until he comes face to face with Junior: a gigantic, machine-like and zombified baby. Overwhelmed and scared shitless by the towering toddler, Frollo prays to Maria for aide and is miraculously saved by Ayumu Aikawa, who dropkicks Junior's head hard enough to make it bleed and die in a giant explosion.
Together, they easily exorcise all the zombies in their way until they have gotten through all three main domains of CarnEvil after the boss battle with Evil Marie, making a very lame Mortal Kombat reference in the process.
===The Last Boss [Part 3]===
After a little difficulty and consulting Madame Grunty, Frollo and Ayumu locate Al-Qaeda's secret lair and rush in killing every zombie in sight until they're stopped by the Capitalist Fast Food Clown Ronald McDonald, who proves a significant challenge for the duo as he is both zombie-resistant and immune to GameShark. Fortunately, the timely arrival of the Nostalgia Critic's Burger King armed with the Steakhouse Burger Blaster makes short work of the clown. Achmed Frollo's airship takes off, and Frollo launches himself out of a cannon to get on board even though both he and Ayumu could've just simply flown up there.
Nasrallah greets the duo on the airship, and Achmed summons Umlaut to fight the intruders. Unable to handle the sight of a flying clown head, Ayumu panics and jumps off the ship like an utter pussy, leaving Frollo to fend for himself once more. Frollo and Umlaut have an intense battle, and after tricking the clown head into believing he had fallen, Frollo lands a double-fisted strike that sends Umlaut hurtling down to the earth.
Achmed, after seeing his French cousin's powers, teleports to his side and attempts to convince him to join Al-Qaeda with a family valor speech and the virtues of Islam, but Frollo refuses, citing that converting to Islam would forbid him from being a pedophile and raping little girls. Hearing this angers Achmed immensely, who then commands the Misogynistic Arab Masochist Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to burn him alive in the name of Allah.
The two have a heated fight, but Frollo goes on a long-ass monologue about what he's fighting for allowing Baghdadi to get a free hit in, and ends up on the verge of being burned to death by an incredibly slow fireball. But Frollo is saved by Stocking, who descends onto the airship and challenges Baghdadi.
===The Last Boss Part 2 [Part 4]===
Stocking charges towards Baghdadi, but is quickly knocked out with a single blow from his scepter. Frollo angrily attacks the masochist, who counters by immobilizing Frollo with his magic repeatedly for 2 hours until Achmed tells him to stop acting like Silver did back in 2006, causing Baghdadi to trap Frollo in a giant hourglass.
Baghdadi then tries to finish Stocking off until she reveals that she was merely letting him win, and proceeds to inadvertently satisfy his masochistic tendencies by shoving her sword up his anus and dismembering him as he moans in immeasurable pleasure pain off-screen, while Frollo finally remembers that he can teleport, and teleports out of the hourglass. 
The Irate Gamer, who was somehow on the airship and back from the dead after having been killed by Madotsuki, expresses his disappointment and wishes it could've been more of a challenge. His wish is granted by the Game Genie, who morphs Baghdadi into a giant snake. Frollo yells at the Irate Gamer, calling him an idiot before Baghdadi kills the Irate Gamer and appears (somewhat) immune to Stocking's angel weapon.
Achmed flies in to support, trying to poison Frollo by throwing poison-filled flasks at him that also happen to be dangerous for snakes. Putting two and two together, Frollo throws the poisonous flasks at Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, and he is killed yet again.
Achmed, now furious in disbelief, orders $5 Gaston to face them, who transforms into yet another fucking snake. An outraged Samuel L. Jackson suddenly appears, and shouts how he's had enough with these "MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES", which is super-effective against $5 Gaston and reverts him back to his regular form. Frollo and Stocking then hold him from the edge of the airship as he desperately pleads for them to him go, to which Frollo agrees by literally letting go of him causing $5 Gaston to fall to his death.
Achmed is shocked at his brother's death, brandishing a scimitar along with Nasrallah as they lunge towards Frollo, vowing that he wouldn't get away with it. But Stocking tears through Nasrallah's magic carpet, causing the two terrorists to descend to solid ground where they end up surrounded and quickly killed by the zombies.
Umlaut then surprises Stocking, who is unable to defeat him since angel weapons have zero effect against clowns in this stupid fanfiction. However, Umlaut is killed by Frollo with a slash of his sword. Stocking looks fondly at him, but Claude refuses to be her boyfriend; as his heart still belongs to Bimbie, and tells the stalker to piss off. Stocking, now depressed, flies off the airship loudly wishing that Frollo got fucked.
Kazaam hears her wish and makes it come true: Baghdadi's remains are turned into a Genie. 
===THE GRAND FINALE [Part 5]===
Genie Baghdadi initially appears immune to Frollo's pyrokinesis, inciting Frollo to exert power to transform into a Super Saiyan. As Frollo attempts to transform into a Super Saiyan 3 and literally takes a massive shit doing so, Baghdadi interrupts him by finger flicking him around the world. Genie Baghdadi then charges up for an actual attack but is stopped by the Takofuusen, containing onboard the most powerful of the non-zombified to come to Frollo's rescue. Frollo takes this time to charge up for a gigantic shit again.
As Frollo charges up, Genie Baghdadi gets attacked by Madotsuki, Yomika, Ib, Tommy Wiseau, Mark, Peter, Jaime Maussan, Adal Ramones, Guile, M. Bison, Mama Lufti, and Bleemo who turns into Blaze, but even all this doesn't hinder him too much. Before Baghdadi can counterattack, a Saiyan Frollo in an unknown phase descends from the clouds. Frollo uses his god-like powers to easily decimate Genie Baghdadi, carving in his insides and ripping Genie Jarad (<--- LMAO NICE TYPO RETARDS) to shreds, showering his organs all over Paris as he indulges in some post-victory cannibalism to reference a scene from a very stupid anime called Knee-on Genocide Even-Jelly-Yawn.
The slain genie's blood landing on the zombies somehow cures Paris' population of their zombification, and all returns to relative peace. Frollo and some citizens of the city start to get along and become friends, although most people still vilify him as a pedophile... However, even after all the impressive efforts he put in, Bimbie still doesn't see Frollo as a lover, dragging off a police officer for some hot sex. Claude screams up in the sky in extreme frustration at having failed to score once again.
Meanwhile, the members of Al-Qaeda all escape from the Underworld thanks to Gaston's conveniently placed spring, and Achmed attempts to deal with Yzma one more time.
==Characters==
*Frollo
*Gaston
*Jaime Maussan (debut)
*Adal Ramones (debut)
*Irate Gamer (debut)
*Madotsuki
*Yomika (debut)
*Bimbie Analchy
*Kronk
*Yzma
*Achmed Frollo
*Hassan Nasrallah
*Bleemo
*$5 Gaston
*Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
*Umlaut (debut)
*Zombies (debut)
*Tommy Wiseau
*Mark
*Professor Girafales (cameo debut)
*Some dumb anime girl (cameo debut)
*Ayumu Aikawa (debut)
*Ronald McDonald (debut)
*Stocking Analchy
*Quintus Lentulus Tourettus (cameo debut)
*Ib (debut)
*Guile
*Bison
*Mama Lufti
*Alfred Jodl (debut)
*Hitler (Voice Only)
*Lucifer
==Music list==
===Part 1===
*Pokémon Red, Blue and Yellow - Champion Blue
*Star Fox 64 - Boss Theme D
*Sonic Adventure 2 - Sonic vs. Shadow
*Yume Nikki - NASU
*Dream Graffiti - Under
*8 Mile - B-Rabbit vs. Lickety Split
*Dragon Ball Z - Battle Theme
*Banjo-Tooie - An Evil Plan 2
*Beauty and the Beast - Battle on the Tower
*Adventure Time! - Friends Don't Fight
*Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Victory Theme
*Sonic Adventure - Fanfare for Dr. Eggman
*CarnEvil - Introduction
===Part 2===
*CarnEvil - Select Your Doom
*Goldeneye 007 - Main Menu
*Black Tiger - Fury
*CarnEvil - Big Bunyan Ride!
*CarnEvil - The Garage
*CarnEvil - Christmas Wonderland
*CarnEvil - Krampus
*Luigi's Mansion - Item Get
*(Do I have to note the music when Umulaut is talking?)
*CarnEvil - Freak Show
*(Music when zombies are in Frollo's mind?)
*CarnEvil - Junior
*(Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka music)
*Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - CHOCOLAT
*CarnEvil - Haunted House
*(Music when 'TO BE CONCLUDED' is showed)
===Part 3===
*CarnEvil - Select Your Doom
*Donkey Kong 64 - Hideout Helm Lobby
*Banjo-Tooie - Madame Grunty
*CarnEvil - Big Top
*CarnEvil - Final Ring
*Donkey Kong 64 - Hideout Helm
*The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Horseback Ganondorf Fight
*CarnEvil - The Baron's Airship
*The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Game Over
*The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Ganondorf Battle
*Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - Theme for Panty & Stocking Slow Version
===Part 4===
*BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger - Awakening the Chaos
*Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 - Vs. Character
*Dragon Ball Z - Battle Theme
*Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 - Solaris Phase 2
*Aladdin - The Battle
*Neon Genesis Evangelion - Angel Attacks
*Gundam Seed Destiny - You and I, Unfulfilled Feelings
*Sonic Adventure 2 - Egg Golem
*Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - CHOCOLAT
*Soul Calibur II - Hellfire
===Part 5===
*Super Mario World - The Evil King Bowser
*Rogue Galaxy - The Beast Battleship
*Segata Sanshiro Theme
*Yume Nikki Gensou - Return to Reality
*Tower of Wankers - The Room (Black Metal Instrumental)
*Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Giant's Theme
*Street Fighter Cartoon Ending Theme
*Mortal Kombat Armageddon - Final Battle
*The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Heaven's Light Hellfire
*Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - Champion
*Street Fighter III 3rd Strike - Staff Roll
*The Hunchback of Notre Dame - End Credits
==References==
===Part 1===
*The intro to the flashback parodies the day "transition" from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
*It's pretty obvious what the first part of the fight between Frollo and Gaston is based on.
*The second part of the battle is based off of the shitty Sonic vs. Shadow battle from Sonic Adventure 2.
*A copy of the infamous Atari 2600 ET game is one of the ingredients used in Yzma's zombie potion.
===Part 2===
*Frollo quotes some of Duke Nukem's memetic lines.
*A possible reference to that infamous House of the Dead movie could be the random splicing of clips of gameplay of the game it was based on.
*All of the CarnEvil boss fights are taken from gameplay videos by this user.
*A staple of the series is the "Item Get" jingle from Luigi's Mansion playing during The Awtism Pose. For this one, it plays after Frollo, Gaston, and Bimbie conquer Rickety Town.
*After retreating to the toy house, Frollo swears loudly, which is a reference to Phelous.
*"FATALITY!" from Mortal Kombat is heard after Evil Marie is impaled by Ayumu. Unamused, Frollo counters it with "FAILURE!".
*Achmed Frollo, $5 Gaston, and Hassan Nasrallah parody Link: The Faces of Evil's intro cutscene.
*There was a secret link to a hidden video around the 9:23 (The video is now private)
===Part 3===
*Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie makes a cameo in this episode, sending Frollo flying towards the sign of Al-Qaeda's secret lair.
*Ronald McDonald, Umlaut, and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi all sport The Legend of Zelda styled boss subtitles.
*The Nostalgia Critic makes a cameo to save Frollo and Ayumu from Ronald McDonald with his "Elephant!" running gag.
*"Not the headbite!"
*Frollo and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's climatic battle is reminiscent of the battle with Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, even having the same music and battle strategy.
*Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's slow projectile and Frollo's "NO!" are references to Austin Powers.
*Umlaut's laugh while he makes explosive balloons fall around Frollo belongs to Pennywise from the 1990 adaptation of Stephen King's It.
===Part 4===
*"IT'S NO USE! TAKE THIS!"
*The scene where Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi gets Stocking's sword shoved up his ass and the sound he makes is an obvious reference to an Ayumu anime scene in Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? 
*Achmed Frollo quotes some of Dr. Eggman's lines from Sonic Adventure.
**Achmed throwing poison at Frollo is also a reference to Dr. Eggman, specifically the battle against Chaos 6, where he throws machines that try to freeze you (which conveniently help you defeat Chaos 6).
*"I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes!" Courtesy of Samuel L. Jackson.
===Part 5===
*The scene where Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi gets Yomika's baton shoved up his ass and sound he makes is another obvious reference to an Ayumu anime scene in Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? 
*Frollo's Saiyan transformation is inspired by Dragon Ball Z, complete with the rumored Super Saiyan 5 hair.
**The shouting Frollo makes whilst transforming into Saiyan Frollo also is derived from a clip of a Black kid known as KillaKarisma or as Jalen The Super Saiyan, who became known as an infamous troll following creating a certain video. 
*Saiyan Frollo shouting and eating Genie Baghdadi is similar to the infamous fight between EVA 01 and Zeruel from Neon Genesis Evangelion. (Ohhh lovely, more bankrupt anime company references... Yaaawn...)
*Gaston, Bimbie, and CD-i Link parody Zelda: Wand of Gamelon's ending cutscene.
==Trivia==
*Adding every part together, Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens was the longest episode of The Egotist Show until Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker. Its total length is 44:39 minutes, but excluding non-plot episode endings and the end credits (1:48), the legitimate length is 42:51. 
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