Policeman

Well, here he is. Exactly how many pages has the chief of police's name in it? Well, this is the page about him. His favorite time of the day is coffee and donuts time. Coffee of course is not drunken by a lot of people, but he's not in that category. Who doesn't like donuts? Nobody. Maybe a few people. Well, the Policeman likes that time of the day best.
Why do most fictional cops like donuts, you may ask? That's because they're cheap and edible, and of course if a robber ran into his getaway car and was going to hit the gas, the officers could throw their snacks into the trash or save it for later. So when cadet came in, screaming, "Chief! Another criminal's on the loose!" the Policeman just said, "Send in some of your other policemen, can't you see I'm busy?"
Cadet obviously couldn't argue, so he just said, "Yes, sir," and left the room. "Well, we're finally on our own," said the Policeman to his donut. His donut really was beautiful. It had pink sprinkles with a vanilla glaze all over it. It shone in the sunlight. Too bad it didn't live long.
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