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:Andy: Why does Erin like Gabe?
:Darryl: Andy, look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between a tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters...I'd choose you.
:Andy: That's really nice. Thank you.
:Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.
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:Michael: If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.
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:Erin: I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but theres this thing on Glee called a mashup where you take two things that don't go together and they make a great song, take Gabe, take Michael, you get "Gaymike".
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:Angela: Are you going [to the party]?
:Dwight: Not because I want to, of all feelings to base a show around, Glee? Thirst, now there's a show I'd watch.
:Angela: I would watch that.
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:Jim: Hey.
:Pam: It's a miracle. She loves him.
:Jim: I don't know about "love."
:Dwight: She loves me.
:Angela: Outside. My car. Two minutes.
:Dwight: All right. Something's come up. I gotta go.
:Pam: No, no, no, she'll wake up.
:Dwight: No, I have something to do.
:Pam: I know what you have to do. Please stay with Cece. Dwight, I've always considered us to be very good friends. Great friends. Remember your concussion?
:Dwight: I do, but you married my worst enemy.
:Pam: I know.
:Jim: Well, I think enemy's a strong word, 'cause I think we have a really charming back-and-forth...
:Dwight: Enough. I will require beer and pizza to think this over.
:Pam: Absolutely.
:Dwight: From Jim.
:Jim: Well, I don't think that's...
:Pam: Do it.
:Jim: What kind of pizza would you like?
:Dwight: Surprise me. No. Pepperoni.
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:Dwight: Mmm-mmm. Insert it in my mouth.
:Jim: Okay, that's not gonna make your pizza eating experience any better, trust me. 
:Dwight: Oh, try me.
:Pam: Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as you happen to be moving the pizza six inches this way, and he happens to be biting it.
:Dwight: I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading.
:Jim: Okay.
:Dwight: Crust first. Okay. Now the beer. Beer me, Jim. Ssssss. Gentle. Mmm, mmm. Now I've got to go meet Angela.
:Pam: What? No, wait. You said you were gonna help us.
:Dwight: I have a legal obligation to Angela, okay? She needs to be serviced.
:Pam: Oh, God.
:Jim: You need to stop talking.
:Dwight: Oh, come on. Can we stop the fake prissy act? Join the real world. Sex contracts exist, okay?
:Pam: Okay, fine, there must be some way to get out of it, even just for tonight.
:Dwight: Yeah, sure. Jim can go see her.
:Jim: Okay.
:Dwight: You've been with a blonde before? It's the big leagues.
:Jim: I'm going home, and I'm taking my baby.
:Pam: No, no, don't. I will go talk to Angela.
:Dwight: She is in heat. She will eat your face off.
:Pam: The reverse cycling ends tonight.
:Dwight: A single piece of pepperoni, please.
:Jim: I'm not...
:Dwight: What are you doing?
:Kevin: I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket in a blanket.
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