The Dragon Balloon

Musical guest: Jessica Simpson - These Boots Are Made for Walkin
In this one, during the show, Henry and June bring out the two pixels, followed by a song about a helicopter
special guest: Joshua Jackson, Mark Hamill and Allison Janney (first appearance as their roles of Jack and Helen)
Lead vocals: Britt McKillip
== Quotes ==
(cold open)
Here we go. And gotcha. Okay, buddy, you're free. Now escape. Just go. [shrieks] You almost gave me a heart attack.
What are you doing?
I was just... picking you some flowers. Hey, Mom said it's not okay to hit. [yelps]
Mom's not here. [hums Jaws theme]
Don't. Don't! That song gives me the creeps.
Whaddya mean?
Henry and June: hello!
Henry: how are you all?
Audience: good!
Henry: And we're back! [the audience cheers for him] Our next guests on our show are the wonderfully talented Captain... [struggles to pronounce his name before his head blows up and he collapses to the ground]
June: Captain lime and Astronauts purple and red!
Henry: Welcome to the show, fellas! Cool dance moves. [the audience runs back to their seats] Where are you guys from?
lime pixel: Um... Outer space.
Erica: wow, did you see three female pixels, they have eyebrows on them and cute hairstyles on their head
red pixel: that’s us
Henry and June: a one, a two, a 1, 2, 3, go!
Erica: Life's a helicopter, nowhere to stand!
Whoo!
Up and down,
In and out,
Where do I land?
AHH!
Life's a hornicopter, Michelangelo, try to make it go!
WhooooOOA!
Life's an ornicopter, Michelangelo!
Whee!
Flip and flap,
And flap and fly,
Tryin' to make it go!
Oh, no!
Life's a helicopter,
AH!
Nowhere to stand, where do I land?
(whistles)
Ugh!
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #861: Dragon.
End.
Henry: Ladies & Gentleman, we are proud to announce to introduce to our musical guest
Henry & June: Jessica Simpson!
Jessica Simpson: You keep saying you got something for me Something you call love but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best
Well, these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
What's right is right but you ain't been right yet
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt, hah
Well, I've just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah
And what he knows you ain't have time to learn
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Are you ready, boots?
Start walkin'
Henry: and that’s the show!
June: and we’re going for it!
Henry: Give her a big hand for our musical guest, JESSICA SIMPSON!
June: and let’s have a big thanks to our very special guest, JOSHUA JACKSON!
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