Disorderly Conduct

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* F20215F20216 This quest has been adjusted. Please abandon the quest and restart it by speaking to Roger at the Coffer & Coffin.
※The Main Scenario Guide shows the next available quest. You can toggle it on and off in Character Configuration, under UI Settings.
* You have taken all the orders. Deliver the slips to Roger.
* Roger thanks you for attending to his more demanding customers, and promises to share profitable information with you.
==Objectives==
* F20215F20216 This quest has been adjusted. Please abandon the quest and restart it by speaking to Roger at the Coffer & Coffin.
==Script==
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Roger 	Ye know, lassie/laddie, if yer just gonna stand around with yer thumb up yer arse, I can give ye somethin' to do.
Roger 	Thanks to me unbelievably low prices, we've no shortage of customers here at the Coffer & Coffin. But by the same token, I can't afford to hire much help. We're chronically understaffed.
Roger 	What's more, there's those lazy-arsed types what refuse to come an' order at the counter. It'd be a great help if ye could attend these customers for me.
Roger 	Mark their orders on these here slips, then bring them here. Oh, and don't forget about ol' Adalfuns outside.
 	
Roundelph 	Thal's balls, I'm spent! Grilled dodo, and a tankard of ale to wash it down!
Roundelph 	Gah, here I am again, spendin' what meager coin I've got at the Coffin... It ain't me fault, I tell ye! Ye'd do the same if yer wife served up shite every bleedin' day!
 	
Adalfuns 	Roger's new errand girl/boy, are you? Well then, I'll keep it simple for your sake: a tankard of your finest ale, chilled with an ice shard.
Adalfuns 	Heh heh... There's nothing like a tall drink to help one forget about the trifling things in life─like work.
 	
Solid Trunk 	The strongest brandewine you've got. I need help to forget...
 	
Ricard 	Gods, I'm starving! Bring me ale, grilled dodo, and smoked shrew loaf! And make it quick!
Ricard 	Business is good─too good, even. I've nary got the time to take a piss, let alone eat. The mere thought of the Coffin's cooking makes my mouth water!
 	
Roger 	That's all the orders, then?
Roger 	Let's see here... Ale, brandewine, grilled dodo...
Roger 	And for Adalfuns... Lemme guess─one tankard of ale. Right bleedin' miser, that one. I oughta put me boot up his arse.
Roger 	Anyroad, ye did good, lassie/laddie. By way of thanks, I'm gonna tell ye somethin' what ought to prove to yer profit.
Quest complete.	Quest complete.