Soldier

:See here for the memorial.
The Soldier is a crazed gunman (or should I say rocketmann) that can fire rockets out of his launcher. He's a general well-balanced mercenary that hails from the great ol' USA. Some time in the 1950's he went on to fight in World War II like a true american soldier. He is also a big fan of Sun Tzu.
He is also a high class weapons smuggler in the state of Hyrule. He works with the Demoman to do so. However, since he works for Murica, he always gets off the hook. If you ask him if he has weapons his helmet will rise above his head and he will respond with his catchphrase "nope, grease monkey."
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==Coronavirus==
After hearing about a supposed "coronavirus" soldier waged war against the disease declaring it an american threat, a belief months later would be shared by 99% of the rest of America.
Crusade after crusade, the rockets were killing the Coronavirus one by one and for many months this strategy worked out of trolldiering the viruses. until one day the viruses became immune to shovels, forcing him to switch to gunboats and the direct hit. However the viruses kept on becoming more immune to firearms until the point where soldier was effectively useless against them. Nonetheless he persisted and persisted until one day they overwhelmed him all at once, and killed him.thumb|400x400px|left
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