Taj Adventures Stories: If Dan was in...Bananas In Pyjamas Transcript

This is the Transcript for Taj Adventures Stories: If Dan was in...Bananas In Pyjamas
== Transcript ==
(Intro Plays)
(Bananas In Pyjamas Intro Plays)
Dan: What the hell!?
(Dan tumbles down the stairs)
Dan: Ah, Ow, Oof, Oh!
(Dan lands at the bottom of the stairs)
Dan: Where the hell am I?
(Suddenly two Bananas walk in)
Dan: DA HELL?!
B1: Hey B2 look!
B2: What’s that B1?
Dan: Why are these bananas talking to me?
Quinn (VO): You’re in a TV Show Dan
Dan: What the God?!
Quinn: No, It’s me, Quinn your brother
Dan: Oh, WAIT WHAT
B1: Is he okay B2?
B2: I’m not sure B1, Maybe we should leave him be.
(B1 and B2 leave the room)
Dan: Quinn, I’m scared, Help me
Quinn: No, This is your punishment
Dan: FOR WHAT!?
Taj: You broke Pixie’s teddy, You broke my tax computer and I don’t know why Quinn’s mad at you
Quinn: He broke the toilet.
Dan: Not my fault!
Quinn: Listen, In order to leave all you have to do is finish the episode
Dan: Well, That seems easy enough
Taj: Not to mention you have to talk to all the characters
Dan: Well S**t
Quinn: We’ll check in every now and then to see how you’re going
Dan: Man, This sucks!
(Dan walks outside to see The Bananas talking to some bears)
B1: Oh, Teddy’s this is our new friend
Dan: I don’t even know you
Amy: He seems very strange
B2: He did appear out of nowhere but he seems like he’ll be fun to hang out with
Lulu: Let’s invite him to our picnic!
Dan: …What
Morgan: Come on, Let’s go to our Teddy Bear Picnic!
Dan: Help me
(Cuts to a field with the Teddy’s playing Catch and the Bananas talking with Dan)
Dan: So let me get this straight, You two are talking Bananas and I’m not dreaming
B1: Yeah, We are as real as we can get
Morgan: Bananas! Dan! Come play with us!
B1 & B2: Okay!
Dan: I’d rather not.
Quinn: You have too Dan
Dan: FINE!
(Dan joins in but isn’t happy about it)
Dan: Hey, I’m A hungry, You got any food?
B1: I know let’s go visit Rat in a Hat’s Shop! He should have some food!
B2: Great idea B1
Amy: Let’s go!
Dan: I’m a going cuckoo crazy
(They arrive at Rat in a Hat’s Shop)
Rat: Hello Bananas, What can I do for you today?
B1: Hello Rat! We’d like some food
Rat: Of Course, What kind would you like?
Dan: I WANT SPAGHETTI!
Rat: Oo Sorry, We don’t have any spaghetti
Dan: No SpAgHeTtI?
(Dan starts crying)
B1: Oh dear he looks really sad
(Suddenly the bananas get an idea)
B2: Are you thinking what I’m thinking B1?
B1: I think I am B2
B1 & B2: Let’s Make some Spaghetti!
Dan: Really?
B1: Of course! Anything for our friend
(The bananas order the ingredients for the Spaghetti and then walk home with Dan)
B2: Okay, So first we need to boil the pasta
(Dan throws the pasta into a pot)
Dan: Next?
B1: Next we need to make the sauce
(Dan throws a bunch of things into a pot)
Dan: Done! Now what?
B2: Now we mix them together 
(Dan throws the pot of sauce into the pasta)
B1: Now we stir it!
(Dan grabs a big ass Spoon and starts stirring like crazy)
B2: And now it should be ready!
Dan: WOO HOO!!
(Dan shoves the whole pot into his mouth)
B1: Wow, You must’ve been really hungry
Dan: Yeah, I was starving
B2: We did it B1!
B1: We sure did B2!
Dan: We made a great team 
(The credits start rolling)
Dan: Wah, I DID IT!!
(Dan gets transported out of the show back into Quinn’s Workshop)
Taj: So, Dan, Did you learn your lesson
Dan: Yes, I learnt that friendship is the most sincerest thing in the world
Taj: Okay, good you actually learnt something
Pixie: Daddy, I’m hungry!
Taj: You just had Lunch!
Pixie: That was an hour ago!
Taj: Fine, Fine, Fine, What do you want?
Pixie: I want Pizza with stuffed crust!
Henchman: Mohhh, Meh, Meh!
Quinn: I’ll stuff you all in the crust!
Pixie: Hehe, You’re funny
Taj: Let’s just go already
(Taj and Pixie leave)
Quinn: You didn’t learn anything did you Dan
Dan: Nope, I still want some spaghetti
Quinn: *Sigh* Fine
(Outro Plays)