Mr. Ohio

Mr. Ohio
Mr. Ohio is a "friend"
He has a brother also
But I’ll get to him
soon enough.
The postcard arrived
Mail-marked from Costa Rica
On the same day
That Kennedy rescued a Hispanic.
She pulled him out of the fields
Of a work commune
And put him on the back
Of her moped.
Mr. Ohio is a Kung Fu expert
He ripped the card off of a cereal box
And mailed it back to the U.S.
To me And I got the message.
Mr. Ohio was coming back.
And "Yeeeeeeeeahhhh Boyee"
He was coming back.
We were going to party Mr. Ohio and I.
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