Survivor Quots

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"Not in a homosexual way, that's for sure."
- Rudy Boesch (Survivor: Borneo)
"Rich, you are an arrogant, pompous human being." 
- Sue Hawk (Survivor: Borneo)
"Go get liposuction or something." - Colleen Haskell (Survivor: Borneo)
"I will always wave my finger in your face!" 
- Alicia Calaway (Survivor: Australia)
"I ain't no Hershey bar." 
- Colby Donaldson (Survivor: Australia)
"My hair is falling out!" - Elisabeth Filarski (Survivor: Australia)
"He's a jew! He won't eat the ham!" 
- Tom Buchanan (Survivor: Africa)
"When it's me, you'll know it." 
- Kelly Goldsmith (Survivor: Africa)
"I think they have medications for that, and if so, he should really be on them." - Kelly Goldsmith (Survivor: Africa)
"Wake up, Maraamu!" 
- Rob Mariano (Survivor: Marquesas)
"This rock feels like purple, Jeff." 
- Paschal English (Survivor: Marquesas)
"I am 150-200% satisfied with my wife!" 
- Ted Rogers (Survivor: Thailand)
"I'm like Mr. Freeze." - Brian Heidk (Survivor: Thailand)
"This one goes out to Rob from New York..." 
- Rob Cesternino (Survivor: The Amazon)
"He's cweepy."
- Christy Smith (Survivor: The Amazon)
"He lies, but he also tells the truth too." 
- Darrah Johnson (Survivor: Pearl Islands)
"I can get loud too, what the fuck?!" 
- Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor: Pearl Islands)
"I have yet to see him wash a dish or even clean a fish." - Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor: Pearl Islands)
"Stupid, stupid people." 
- Shii-Ann Huang (Survivor: All-Stars)
"Don't be stupid, stupid." 
- Tom Buchanan (Survivor: All-Stars)
"I'm a grown ass man!"
- Rory Freeman (Survivor: Vanuatu - Islands of Fire)
"Take that back, we're women." - Ami Cusack (Survivor: Vanuatu - Islands of Fire)
"We can't have an alliance because Caryn sucks." 
- Katie Gallagher (Survivor: Palau)
"You have ADD." 
- Judd Sergeant (Survivor: Guatemala - The Mayan Empire)
"Thanks, guys. Hope you all get bit by a freaking crocodile...scumbags..." 
- Judd Sergeant (Survivor: Guatemala - The Mayan Empire)
"I'll think about you guys when I see the stars through the sun roof of my new car." - Cindy Hall (Survivor: Guatemala - The Mayan Empire)
"I'll kill you in your shitty little apartment!" 
- Shane Powers (Survivor: Panama - Exile Island)
"Somebody call the whambulence!" 
- Aras Baskauskas (Survivor: Panama - Exile Island)
"I can forgive her but I don't want to because she screwed with my chickens." 
- Jonathan Penner (Survivor: Cook Islands)
"You're a rat. You betrayed everyone in this game." 
- Candice Woodcock (Survivor: Cook Islands)
"Dear Sun, Michelle would like you to come out and play today. Please come participate in my game. Sincerely, Michelle." 
- Michelle Yi (Survivor: Fiji)
"Denise sucks at life." 
- Courtney Yates (Survivor: China)
"Hello, I'm still a person." 
- Peih-Gee (Survivor: China)
"I'm livid." 
- Amanda Kimmel (Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites)
"It's a fucking stick!" 
- Eliza Orlins (Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites)
"I'm in such a hot pickle!" 
- Parvati Shallow (Survivor: Micronesia)
"Eat yo rice." 
- Crystal Cox (Survivor: Gabon - Earth's Last Eden)
"I was actually gonna vote for you..." - Susie Smith (Survivor: Gabon - Earth's Last Eden)
"You are an unemployed, uneducated leech on society." 
- Corinne Kaplan (Survivor: Gabon - Earth's Last Eden)
"I have had it with you today!" 
- Debbie Beebe (Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands)
"See you back at the camp?!?!? Oh my god!!!!"
- Taj Johnson-George (Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands)
"Brett, you're a prayer warrior, aren't you? I'm one, too." 
- Natalie White (Survivor: Samoa)
"He's so screwed." 
- Laura Morett (Survivor: Samoa)
"He's a stupid ass!" 
- Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
"Apparently there's such thing as a banana etiquette." 
- James Clement (Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
"Ouch." 
- Brenda Lowe (Survivor: Nicaragua)
"Fabio, I don't like you." 
- NaOnka Mixon (Survivor: Nicaragua)
"Don't you work for me?" 
- Rob Mariano (Survivor: Redemption Island)
"To hell with you!"
- Phillip Sheppard (Survivor: Redemption Island)
"I would give birth to ten of his children without using any drugs to help ease the pain." 
- Semhar Tadessee (Survivor: South Pacific)
"You disgust me!" 
- Whitney Duncan (Survivor: South Pacific)
"She will be out of here faster than Taylor Swift can write a song about her ex-boyfriend." 
- Colton Cumbie (Survivor: One World)
"I have the idol, it's in my crotch." 
- Kim Spradlin (Survivor: One World)
"That we could...have cookies?" 
- Angie Layton (Survivor: Philippines)
"Take out your teeth, Dawn!" 
- Brenda Lowe (Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favorites)
"I'm single. I'm single, single, single, single." 
- Brenda Lowe (Survivor: Nicaragua)
"Bug." 
- Erik Reichenbach (Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites)
"Yes, I said that!  Yes, I said that!" - Sherri Biethman (Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favorites)
"Abi has all the social graces of a mack truck."
- Malcolm Freberg (Survivor: Philippines)
"You are an idiot! An idiot! You are a moron and that is why you are going to lose a million dollars." 
- Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor: Philippines)
"Fuck you, Brad Culpepper!"
- Marissa Peterson (Survivor: Blood vs. Water)
"Work it."
- Katie Collins (Survivor: Blood vs. Water)
"Just like you can rustle leaves, you can rustle feathers."
- Hayden Moss (Survivor: Blood vs. Water)
"We're going to rocks."
- Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Blood vs. Water)
"Who made her queen?"
- Kass McQuillen (Survivor: Cagayan)
"Do I have to talk llama to you?"
- Tony Vlachos (Survivor: Cagayan)
"We're not very smart for the Brains tribe." - Kass McQuillen (Survivor: Cagayan)
"Just Google 'Jeremiah Wood model.'" 
- Jeremiah Wood (Survivor: Cagayan)
"He's basically one of the girls."
- Nadiya Anderson (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"I am lying!" - Val Collins (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"If you were a man, I would knock your teeth out."
- John Rocker (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"Trust me. Count on it."
- Drew Christy (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"Drew says he can do all of these amazing things...then he goes and sleeps for three hours!"
- Kelley Wentworth (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"Baylor, you're a brat." - Reed Kelly (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"Jaclyn, did you vote for who I told you to vote for?" - Natalie Anderson (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"I say stick to the plan!" - Keith Nale (Survivor: San Juan del Sur - Blood vs. Water)
"Cool, calm, and collective." - Rodney Lavoie (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"We smell bad, okay?  We smell bad." - Jenn Brown (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"We wouldn't have America if the colonists didn't flip on Britain so I think flippers have a very good track record." - Hali Ford (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"My tribe is dead to me.  Dead." - Sierra Dawn Thomas (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"Yeah, baby!" - Carolyn Rivera (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"Mama C, Miss Carolyn." - Hali Ford (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"You better relax, bro!" - Rodney Lavoie (Survivor: Worlds Apart)
"Oh my God, I can't!" - Shirin Oskooi (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"I heard everything that you just said." - Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"What just bit my ass?" - Jeff Varner (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"How poetic." - Jeff Varner (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"When it's all said and done, I'll pray for forgiveness." - Tasha Fox (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"Play the game!" - Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"Make big moves!" - Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance)
"And sometimes, you get dysentery and die." - Aubry Bracco (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"Bro, I know." - Michele Fitzgerald (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"Don't check me, boo." - Cydney Gillon (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"I'm actually a part-time model." - Debbie Wanner (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"We got an embryo." - Alecia Holden (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"I love all living creature." - Tai Trang (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"Nothing has changed!" - Jennifer Lanzetti (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)
"They about to see some ta-tas today." - Michaela Bradshaw (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X)
"Milk!" - Will Wahl (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X)
"I'm just watching...and thinking..." - Michaela Bradshaw (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X)
"Terrible game move.  You suck at this game.  I hope I see you never." - Andrea Boehlke (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"You didn't have to do that!"  - Andrea Boehlke (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"It's frustrating and I'm pissed!" - Debbie Wanner (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"Why haven't you told anybody you're transgender?" - Jeff Varner (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"The queen stays queen.  Adios." - Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"Bye, Tony!  Say hi to Ciera for me!" - Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"Tell Malcolm you sent him home, too." - Michaela Bradshaw (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"I didn't consent." - Hali Ford (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"Are you sure?" - Hali Ford (Survivor: Game Changers - Mamanuca Islands)
"Poor Ben picked the wrong time to pick a fight with me because he did not get to see his sweet Kelly. And now I'm going to make sure that he regrets he ever crossed me." - Chrissy Hofbeck (Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers)
"My kisses are very private." - Jessica Johnston (Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers)
"I've never trusted a red head a day in my life." - Lauren Rimmer (Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers)
"I'm outsmarting Miss Smarty Pants." - Chrissy Hofbeck (Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers)