Mario

"Let's-a-go and all that."
Mario is the main protagonist of the famous video game franchise "Subpar Mario Siblings." He is voiced by professional koopa stomper Chris "King of the Frat Party" Pratt.
== Personality ==
Mario used to be a happy jolly old fellow, but ever since he hit his 50s he's been a grumpy old coot. He speaks with a thick, low-quality New York accent and rarely ever gets up from his couch.
== Health issues ==
* Gout
* Sciatica
* Hemmorhoids
* Cardiovascular illness
* Stomach ulcer
* Hernia
* Back pain
* Skin cancer
* Bed sores
== Trivia ==
* Mario has to take 4 pills daily to prevent his stomach ulcer from exploding
* His skin is beet red due to an infection caused by breathing in sewer air.
* He is right next to Supremo in rank of least healthy person.
* His brother Luigi is more like his caretaker than his brother.
* He hates the jungle due to "bugs and weird creatures."
* He is currently in debt to the Squid Mafia.
== Gallery ==
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Category:Characters
Category:People in debt to the Squid Mafia