Teucer's Terrific Tour

Teucer's Terrific Tour is the second part of .
==Steps==
# Take Teucer out to the toy store
# Talk to Teucer
# Bring Teucer to Wanmin Restaurant
# Talk to Teucer
# Bring Teucer to the wharf
#* Co-Op Mode is disabled from this step onwards
# Talk to Teucer
# Talk to Teucer
# Talk to Teucer
# Bring Teucer to where Childe is
# Complete the Treasure Hoarder's test by obtaining the treasure
#* Claim the treasure within 80 seconds
#* If the player fails the challenge, talk to Slippery Wu and restart the challenge
# Talk to the member of the Treasure Hoarders
# Go to Childe's location to look for Teucer
# Defeat all the Fatui recruits
#* Wave 1: 
#* Wave 2: 
==Gameplay Notes==
*If the is active, complete the delivery of the letter to be able to bring Teucer to the wharf.
* There is some randomness involved with the negotiation. Acceptable values may vary.
** The lowest amount that can be negotiated for is roughly:
*** Granny Shan: ~7,500 Mora
*** Chef Mao: ~7,000 Mora
** After haggling, the player may keep the remaining Mora given by Childe. This bag of Mora can be exchanged for regular Mora with Ekaterina.
==Trial Character==
* If Childe is not already in the party, he will be added as a Trial Character during the Treasure Hoarder challenge and the sparring match against the Fatui recruits.
==Dialogue==
;(Leave the Northland Bank)
: Paimon: Looks like we'll be hanging out with Childe's kid brother for a while...
: Teucer: So, so, so where are we going to play first?
: Paimon: Um... how about we start with the ?
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;(Approach the toy store)
: Teucer: Eh? What are those super-colorful winged things?
: Paimon: They're called kites. The kids in Liyue love them!
: Granny Shan: Hello there, dear! You look like you've come a very long way. Let granny guess — from what you're wearing, I would say... Snezhnaya?
: Teucer: Hee-hee, that's right. How do you play with these kite things, Granny?
: Granny Shan: When the wind picks up, you let out the string, and whoosh! The kite will fly into the air, up, up and away!
: Teucer: Wow... That's amazing. Do you have any Mr. Cyclops ones?
: Granny Shan: Mr. Cyclops...? I'm sorry, I—
: Teucer: I wanna fly Mr. Cyclops high into the sky so all the kids can get to know him!
: Granny Shan: Well, I can do custom builds, but I'll need some amount of reference material...
: Teucer: Will this picture do? I drew it myself. I bring it with me everywhere!
: Granny Shan: Hmm... I'll manage. Still, I must warn you that custom builds can really be quite expensive...
: Paimon: Ah, we should be fine, Childe was pretty generous with that entertainment fund...
: Paimon: Um... But then again, throwing money around willy-nilly is, y'know, kinda irresponsible...
: What do you really mean...?
:: Paimon: Well, um, so... Yes, technically speaking, these funds are earmarked for Teucer's entertainment... But, if there's any left over when we're done...
: You think we should pocket the change?
:: Paimon: Eh-heh, your words not mine! But yes, we're on the same page here.
: Paimon: Either way... it's time to talk prices!
:;(Opens the bartering menu; a mood gauge appears starting at a random value around 4.25 Hearts)
;(If the price is higher than acceptable)
:: Granny Shan: This price is fair. Well then, I'll get that custom order done for you.
:: Paimon: Hee-hee, thanks, Granny!
:: Granny Shan: Worry not, just leave it to me.
:;(Go to next section)
;(If the price is acceptable)
:: Granny Shan: *sigh* Fine, fine. I've neither the time nor energy to bargain with you at my age. I suppose this price will do.
:: Paimon: Hee-hee, thanks, Granny!
:: Granny Shan: Worry not, just leave it to me.
:;(Go to next section)
;(If the price is too low)
:: Granny Shan: Hmm, this price is a little too low...
:;(Continue bartering)
;(If the price is very low)
:: Granny Shan: No, that won't do... This amount won't even pay for the materials...
:;(Continue bartering)
;(If bartering is unsuccessful)
:: Granny Shan: Children, children, I do hope you're not trying to make a mockery of me.
:: Granny Shan: I'll stick to my price, and not a Mora less... If you seriously want this custom build, then I would hope you can be serious about the price.
:: Paimon: Sorry, Granny! We didn't mean it like that... Alright, Granny, we'll go with your price.
:: Granny Shan: That's more like it. Not to worry, now. Just leave it to me.
:;(Continue bartering)
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: Paimon: For our next stop... why don't we head to ? It would be a mighty crying shame to come all the way to Liyue and never try the food!
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;(Approach Wanmin Restaurant)
: Chef Mao: Hello! Welcome! Table for three?
: Teucer: Whew, this restaurant has a really... choking smell...
: Chef Mao: A "choking smell"? You must be referring to our signature spicy chili scent.
: Teucer: Spicy chili? But I... can't eat spicy food.
: Chef Mao: Ah, what a pity. A person who can't eat spicy food misses out on half of life's joys.
: Paimon: Is it really that bad?
: Teucer: My meals have to have lots and lots of sugar, and the oil has to be extra virgin vegetable oil.
: Paimon: Wow, we've got a real rich kid on our hands...
: Paimon: Looks like Wanmin Restaurant's dishes aren't to Teucer's tastes... Maybe we should go somewhere else...
: Chef Mao: —Will that be all? Any more special requests?
: Paimon: Eh? What do you mean, Chef Mao?
: Chef Mao: Ha! Giving the people what they want is the very reason Wanmin Restaurant exists.
: Chef Mao: If I thought for one second that I couldn't make a dish to satisfy this child's tastes, I would have absolutely no business calling myself a chef ever again.
: Paimon: Whoa, there seems to be a lot of professional pride riding on this...
: Paimon: Then we'll leave it to you Chef Mao. We will be eating here after all.
: Teucer: Sure!
: Chef Mao: But let me say this first: special requests are going to cost you more than normal.
: Chef Mao: Of course, we aren't going to demand prices anywhere near as exorbitant as the likes of Liuli Pavilion or Xinyue Kiosk.
: Paimon: Is it just Paimon, or are premium custom orders in fashion lately?
: Paimon: Still... Hehe... Surely there must be a little room for negotiation, right?
:;(Opens the bartering menu; a mood gauge appears starting at a random value around 4.25 Hearts)
;(If the price is higher than acceptable)
:: Chef Mao: Done. I'll go prepare the food then.
:: Paimon: Great! It's time for a nice meal!
:: Chef Mao: Please sit wherever you like. Your food will be with you shortly.
:;(Go to next section)
;(If the price is acceptable)
:: Chef Mao: Ah, you folks... *sigh* Let's go with this, then. Any more haggling, and we'll ruin the other customers' appetites.
:: Paimon: Hehe. Thanks, Chef Mao!
:: Chef Mao: Please sit wherever you like. Your food will be here shortly.
::
:;(Go to next section)
;(If the price is too low)
:: Chef Mao: That seems a bit on the low side... You do realize these dishes will be prepared specially to your requirements, don't you?
:;(Continue bartering)
;(If the price is far too low)
:: Chef Mao: Hey now, come on. I can barely cover the cost of the ingredients at that price.
:;(Continue bartering)
;(If bartering is unsuccessful)
:: Chef Mao: *sigh* All this haggling and wrangling... At this rate, everyone's appetites will be ruined.
:: Chef Mao: I won't argue with you any further. You can take my price, or you can take your order elsewhere.
:: Paimon: Um, we're sorry, Chef Mao. We didn't mean to make you mad. We'll pay what you asked — all this bargaining's made us hungry too.
:: Chef Mao: Ha, now that's better! Go find a place to sit. Your food will be with you shortly.
:;(Go to next section)
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:
: Paimon: Blergh, it was a little... too sweet. Paimon feels a little sick...
: Teucer: I thought it was just right! Almost exactly like how sister Tonia makes it!
: Paimon: But this doesn't feel right, somehow... Didn't we bring Teucer here to try Liyue's specialties?
: Paimon: ...Meh, whatever. So, where do you wanna go next, Teucer?
: Teucer: The ! I was so caught up looking for my brother when I first got here that I didn't get a good look around.
: Paimon: Good idea. The hustle and bustle at the wharf is a specialty of Liyue Harbor too.
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;(Approach the wharf)
: Teucer: Wow, this place is huge! And there's so many people!
: Teucer: Are the waves here always like this? Don't they ever freeze?
: Paimon: Uh, given Liyue's climate, the area around the harbor's mouth probably never gets cold enough to freeze.
: Paimon: Paimon is kinda the Traveler's exclusive personal tour guide, but... since this is a special occasion, Paimon can make an exception to help Teucer get to know the place.
: Paimon: This place is Liyue's commercial hub, and it's been the biggest port in the seven nations ever since it was decided that Liyue would take on the world through trade.
: Paimon: Other than merchant vessels, many fishing boats and industrial transports dock here to replenish their, uh, fishery supplies and daily necessie— necessities, which, thanks to the... immense... throughput capacity of the wharf... Um...
: Paimon, Teucer won't understand a word you're saying...
: How about a topic kids would be interested in...
: Paimon: Uh... Yeah, Paimon can't remember how the rest goes anyway...
: Paimon: Well, guess Paimon will just have to explain this Paimon-style! So, this harbor is like Teyvat's mouth, and it's the biggest mouth you've ever seen.
: Paimon: All the nations float their boats over the sea into the mouth. The harbor goes om-nom-nom-nom-nom and has a taste of each boat and the cargo it has on board...
: Paimon: Then, Liyue Harbor rubs its big round belly in satisfaction, because it's all stuffed full of delicious Mora!
: That's how you explain throughput capacity?
: Yes, this is all very... Paimon-style...
: Teucer: Hey, what's that big metal hook over there? I wanna see!
:;(Teucer runs to the anchor)
: Paimon: Wait, Teucer, don't run off!
: Paimon: Ugh, after all that, he wasn't even listening!
:Teucer: What a big metal hook!
;(Approach Teucer at the anchor)
: Teucer: That metal hook is huge! And it gets bigger the closer we get!
: Paimon: This is an anchor. Docked ships use it to hold themselves in position, to stop the wind and waves from blowing them away.
: Teucer: Hmm, an anchor... Got it.
: Teucer: But I think I might get it mixed up with Commodore Hook...
: Paimon: Commodore Hook? Is this another one of your weird toy names...
: Teucer: My brother always sends me a really big toy for my birthday.
: Teucer: Commodore Hook, Blacksteel Jack, Iron Tony... We keep them all in our backyard.
: Are they as big as that anchor?
: They're all made of metal?
: Teucer: Yeah, and that's why I can't bring them with me all the time. It's a shame...
: Paimon: Wow, using Fatui funds for personal gain. To think Snezhnaya would let their Harbingers do that, all for some giant toys...
: Paimon: But suddenly, it doesn't seem so strange that Teucer would treat a Ruin Guard as a giant toy...
: Teucer: But my favorite has to be Mr. Cyclops. Even though I mostly came here to see my brother, the other big thing I wanted to do was play with Mr. Cyclops!
: Teucer: Ooh, are they selling fish over there? Let's have a look!
:;(Teucer runs to the fish stall)
: Paimon: Hey! Quit! Running! Off!
;(Approach Teucer at the fish stall)
: Teucer: Is this where they sell fish? Wow, the fish here in Liyue are so... small.
: Uncle Gao: Hey! Whose fish are you calling small? Little kids shouldn't go around ruining others' business.
: Paimon: He's just a curious kid... No need to get worked up...
: Paimon: That said... These fish are actually pretty big by Paimon's standards. Just how big are the ones you're used to, Teucer?
: Teucer: Um, maybe two hundred times your size?
: That's crazy big...
: Actually, that's still pretty small...
:: Paimon: Hey! Two hundred of Paimon would squish you flat, you know!
: Teucer: There are legends in my hometown about it. It's supposed to be a super delicious fish.
: Teucer: I told my brother about it, and he went out to sea to catch one for me.
: Teucer: A few days later, he returned with a humongous fish slung over his shoulder. Anthon and I were so happy...
: Paimon: Are you sure that was a fish? Paimon thinks it sounds more like some sort of... leviathan...
: Sounds like a topic that would interest Xiangling...
: Your brother spoils you too much.
:: Teucer: Hee-hee...
: Teucer: Hey, , let's go over there to see the boats!
:;(Teucer runs to see the boats)
;(Approach Teucer as he looks at the boat)
: Teucer: ...
: Paimon: What's wrong, Teucer? Are you tired? You don't seem so happy.
: Teucer: I miss my brother...
: Paimon: What? But we were just with him!
: Teucer: Yeah, but for such a short time that it doesn't count!
: Teucer: Take me to see my brother! I don't want to play anymore!
: That's children for you...
:: Paimon: Yep, you can have all the patience in the world, but it won't help you at a time like this...
: Guess we've got no choice...
: Paimon: Well, we've played with Teucer long enough, haven't we? Paimon thinks we've tried our best here...
: Paimon: Childe said that he'd be by . Why don't we look for him there?
: Teucer: Yay! Let's go, let's go!
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;(Approach Childe)
: Paimon: Found him! There's Childe!
: Paimon: Wait, he's talking to... the Treasure Hoarders?
: Childe: You know what I'm here for, I trust?
: Slippery Wu: Oh, you've got lip. Makin' us guess, are you?
: Slippery Wu: If you wanna join up, let me just say this first — dandy kid like you? You ain't welcome.
: Childe: Oh ho. What a commendable imagination.
: Childe: Well, in the Tsaritsa's name, I suppose I should forgive you country bumpkins for your ignorance. For I am—
: Teucer: Brother!
: Teucer: You're selling them toys, aren't you, brother? That's so cool! I've always wanted to watch you work!
: Childe: ...Why, yes, of course! For I am, uh...
: Childe: ...The greatest toy salesman in Snezhnaya!
: Paimon: Pfft...
: Teucer: So cool!
: Slippery Wu: ...
: Slick Wu: You playin' games, pretty boy?
: Childe: ...So, will you buy, or not? The toys that Snezhnaya produced three months ago will run you... yes, 600,000 Mora. To be paid in full.
: Sneaky Wu: T—Toys? And h—how much money!?
: Slippery Wu: Wow, is that what it's gonna cost to fix that head of yours?
: Treasure Hoarder Crowd: Hahahaha!
: Teucer: Look at that! Spreading joy and laughter to everyone — that's what toy selling's all about!
: Childe: I'll say it again. Toys from Snezhnaya, three months prior, 600,000 Mora, paid in full.
: Slippery Wu: Yeah... No. Sorry, salesboy — the same joke isn't funny twice.
: Slippery Wu: Or were you always cruisin' for a bruisin'?
: Childe: *sigh* Alright then, I'll make things a little easier for you. I'll join the Treasure Hoarders. Perhaps you'll be more willing to pay when we're brothers-in-arms?
: Slippery Wu: Huh! Would you listen to yourself!? You think we just let any old person into the Treasure Hoarders? I'm not so sure you could hack it...
: Childe: *chuckles* Well then, why don't you put me to the test, dear seniors? I like to think of myself as quite talented in the field of treasure hunting.
: Slippery Wu: Hmph, looks like you're not gonna pack it up until someone packs you in. Alright then. Show us what you got.
: Slippery Wu: Truth be told, we've set up shop here because there's a fine little loot cave nearby. But the treasure hasn't been easy to get at. We've been at it for two days now.
: Slippery Wu: If you think you're up to snuff, why don't you have a crack at it on our behalf? 'Course, that means that once you've got it, it's ours. Don't you try to sneak off with the prize, now...
: Sneaky Wu: Hahaha... Come on. If we can't do it, do you really think this guy stands a chance?
: Childe: An initiation test, eh? Interesting. It's been a while since I've been assessed by someone else.
: Slippery Wu: The loot's on the . We're gonna hang back here and watch the show...
: Childe: No problem. Don't blink, though, or you might miss it.
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;(Talk to Sneaky Wu)
: Sneaky Wu: Seems mighty confident... Maybe he really does know a thing or two...
;(Talk to Slippery Wu)
: Slippery Wu: Huh! I for one would like to see what this dandy boy's made of...
;(Talk to Slick Wu)
: Slick Wu: As long as I'm watching, he's not getting away with the treasure!
;(If the time challenge is abandoned or failed)
:
:;(Talk to Slippery Wu again)
: Slippery Wu: The loot's on the . We're gonna hang back here and watch the show...
: Childe: No problem. Don't blink, though, or you might miss it.
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;(After opening the Treasure Chest)
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: Childe: Well, I have the goods. Here you go. So, how'd I do? Pretty well, I'd say.
: Slick Wu: B—Brother... What do we do? This fellow isn't normal...
: Slippery Wu: Please... hold on a moment, sir. We need to discuss something amongst ourselves.
:;(The Treasure Hoarders huddle together)
: Slippery Wu: He ain't here for an initiation. He just wanted to show off.
: Sneaky Wu: Honestly, we'd be no match for him if he wanted to fight...
: Slippery Wu: Guys... do you think that maybe...
: Slippery Wu: ...we're being robbed?
: Sneaky Wu: I don't know... surely he wouldn't have come here all dressed up like that if he was only after us? Unless... Maybe his words have hidden meaning?
: Slick Wu: Snezhnaya, three months, 600,000... Oh, I get it! It was insider talk!
: Slick Wu: I remember that the boss took out a 600,000 Mora loan from that Snezhnayan bank about three months ago, and still hasn't repaid it.
: Slippery Wu: So this guy must be the debt collector... But why didn't he just say so? What's with all the toy talk?
: Slick Wu: Haha, and that's where you're still green. See, in a lot of professions like this, people speak in code to protect the privacy of their business partners and clients.
: Slippery Wu: Makes sense... Owing money is pretty embarrassing.
: Sneaky Wu: This guy isn't one to mess with, I tell you. He's a professional. Way too professional.
:;(The Treasure Hoarders turn back towards Childe)
: Slippery Wu: So, Mister... Salesman. My apologies, but we can't have you joining us.
: Childe: Oh? I didn't pass? I must say, I never imagined that the Treasure Hoarders would have such strict entry requirements...
: Slippery Wu: No, it's not that. What we mean is that you're too big a fish for our little pond.
: Slippery Wu: But we fully understand the situation with the... uh, toys, sir — we'll fetch that 600,000 for you right away.
: Childe: ...
: Childe: I see. Well then, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. We get paid, and everyone stays happy. A wonderful outcome, wouldn't you say?
: Slippery Wu: Yes, couldn't agree more, sir!
: Teucer: That's my brother for you! Toy sellers are so cool!
: He's a bit of a special case...
: That went more smoothly than I thought...
: Felix: Ah, Master Childe, you're here.
: Felix: A new batch of fresh recruits have just...
: Childe: Hey now, keep your voice down. Can't you see I'm entertaining some clients over here?
: Felix: Clients? ...Uh, well anyway, the motherland has dispatched a new batch of recruits to Liyue. They've just arrived, and I'm afraid we must trouble you to speak to them...
: Childe: Ugh, do I have to? Now is hardly the best time...
: Felix: I must apologize for troubling you, Master Childe, but they are already waiting for you ...
: Felix: Every new batch of recruits must be baptized by the Tsaritsa's will through the words of her Harbingers. This has always been our rule.
: Felix: At present, Master Childe, you are the only Harbinger in Liyue. Please, everyone is standing in formation and waiting for you to bestow this honor upon them...
: Childe: Well alright then, I'll go. Just give me a moment to catch up with my brother, and I'll be right with you.
: Teucer: Do you have to keep working?
: Childe: Yes, Teucer. We have a group of new toy sellers fresh in from the motherland, and I need to go teach them the ropes.
: Teucer: Wow, that's great! When I grow up, I wanna be a toy seller too! Can I go listen?
: Childe: Hmm... I'm afraid you're still too young, Teucer. I'm not sure if you'd understand much of it, and most of it's rather boring, anyhow. Why don't you go play with the Traveler instead? Sound good?
: You're dumping him on us, again?
: No.
:: Childe: Please. I'll compensate you...
: Teucer: But... But...
: Childe: I really do have to go now, Teucer. A lot of people are waiting to see me.
: Childe: I'll see you around, alright?
:;(Childe and Felix leave)
: Teucer: ...
: Paimon: Childe really dotes on his brother, but now he's gotta ditch him again. Must be a really tough job...
: I think that covering it up is the tough part.
: It'd be a lot less tough if he just came clean...
: Paimon: Yeah, you're right... He hasn't done himself any favors with the whole toy-seller cover story.
: Paimon: To think he'd go this far just to prevent his family from seeing his... dark side.
: He's being a bit overprotective.
:: Paimon: Maybe, but he has good intentions, doesn't he?
: I wonder how much longer he can hide it from Teucer...
:: Paimon: Paimon wonders too. But hey, let's at least help him out while we're all in Liyue...
: Paimon: Wait... Where's Teucer?
: Paimon: Agh! We were too busy chatting! Where'd he go?
: I didn't notice...
:: Paimon: Did he sneak off to follow his brother?
: At a guess, he probably snuck off to follow his brother...
:: Paimon: Seems likely! Teucer did seem really eager to hear his brother's speech...
: Paimon: Either way, let's head over there first!
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;(Approach Childe and the Fatui)
: Paimon: Teucer. So you did come here!
: Don't you ever run off like that again, young man!
: Your brother would have been worried sick.
: Teucer: Shh... Quiet, my brother's giving his speech!
: Childe: ...From this day forward, you will honor the oaths you have made to Her Majesty the Tsaritsa, and you will stop at nothing to bring Snezhnaya victory.
: Childe: You shall sweep through this land like the icy winds of the furthest north, as strong as the hoar frost of Zapolyarny Palace. You will chill the very marrow in our enemies' bones!
: Childe: Her Majesty expects of you loyalty, ruthlessness, and meticulousness...
: Childe: For the trials that we face are harsh, and our enemies are like...
:
: Childe: ...
:;(Childe spots Teucer and Paimon waving at him, while the Traveler stares at him)
: Childe: ...Ahem, like kites and rattle drums...
: Childe: Who shall become redoubtable foes of Mr. Cyclops in the marketplaces of Liyue...
: Teucer: Uh—huh. Kites are really fun, too.
:
:Fatui Recruit: ...
: Childe: This is, of course, an analogy. As they say, "the marketplace, too, is a battlefield."
: Fatui Recruits: ...
: Childe: So as your... sales manager here in Liyue, I demand that you obey my every order.
: Childe: A refusal shall be considered a betrayal, and the price for betrayal is to be dishonorably discharged from... Ahem, from the Liyue Institute of Toy Research.
: Teucer: Whoa, that's really strict... Won't people be really sad if they get fired from the Institute?
: Fatui Recruits: ...
: Childe: Eh... uh...
: Childe: (Seeking to please everyone pleases no one at all. Time to try something else...)
: Childe: Forget it. Perhaps a round of hands-on training will suit us better.
: Fatui Recruit: Hands-on... training?
: Childe: After all... a strong body is the proof of one's capacity.
: Fatui Recruit: Hey. Did... did he just say that we're doing hands-on training?
: Fatui Recruit: A Harbinger wants to spar with us personally? Wh—What an honor!
: Fatui Recruit: I can't believe it... are recruits like us really worthy?
: Childe: Am I hearing a hint of objection to this idea?
: Fatui Recruits: Not at all, sir!
: Childe: That's the spirit!
: Childe: Now, come at me, you lot.
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;(After defeating the Fatui)
: Childe: Well then. Do you all understand what I said earlier?
: Fatui Recruits: Yes, sir!
: Childe: Excellent. And, you all almost managed to get me limbered up.
: Childe: In other words...
: Childe: You have done well — for new recruits.
: Fatui Recruits: Thank you, Lord Harbinger!
: Childe: Alright, hush now.
: Childe: Now, then. I wish you all glorious victory — for Snezhnaya, for Her Majesty the Tsaritsa, and for yourselves.
: Childe: Dismissed!
:;(The Fatui leave)
: Teucer: Brother! You were amazing!
: Childe: Oh, Teucer! What in the world are you doing here?
: Childe: There I was thinking that the Traveler had taken you to play at Wangshu Inn, haha!
: Paimon: Yikes, that's some terrible acting.
: You really did get stronger.
: That was a good showing.
: Childe: Haha. I told you, didn't I? I never pass on an opportunity to improve my strength.
: Childe: I'm not the man I was when we first met.
: You didn't go all out, though.
:: Childe: By that, I assume you mean that I didn't use the Foul Legacy Transformation, yes?
: Didn't see your black armor anywhere.
:: Childe: Haha. You must mean my Foul Legacy Transformation.
: Childe: It puts a great strain on my body, so it's best saved for crucial moments.
: Childe: I still haven't fully recovered from the injuries I suffered when I used it at the Golden House.
: Childe: Anyway, I'm no Signora — I don't use lethal force against recruits, come on now...
: Teucer: The Foul Legacy Transformation? Does it make you stronger than Mr. Cyclops?
: Paimon: You could say that.
: Teucer: I wanna learn to fight too. I wanna be cool like you!
: Childe: Now, Teucer. Fighting isn't about looking cool. You can only continue to get stronger if you know the reason why you're fighting.
: Childe: I can teach you. But think carefully, first. Why do you want to fight?
: Teucer: I...
: Childe: Hmm?
: Teucer: I... I want to protect sister Tonia.
: Childe: That's a good answer, Teucer.
: Childe: When I return to Snezhnaya, I will start teaching you fighting techniques. Then, you'll have to protect Tonia for me. How does that sound?
: Teucer: Hehe... Leave it to me!
: Paimon: You know, Teucer's a good kid when he's not being so stubborn.
: Agreed.
: Protecting family is an admirable motivation.
: Childe: You've had a nice long time here in Liyue, haven't you, Teucer? Isn't it about time that you took the boat back home?
: Teucer: But, but... but you've been so busy, and we didn't get any time to play together yet...
: Childe: Teucer, you know I'm very busy at work... And hasn't it been fun traveling all over the place with , a proper traveler?
: Paimon: (He's just worried he won't be able to keep up the toy seller act forever...)
: Teucer: W—Well, how about this? If you just do one little thing for me, I'll be a good boy and go back home!
: Childe: Oh dear, who taught this little devil to bargain... *chuckle* Alright. What'll it be?
: Teucer: Take me to visit the Institute of Toy Research!
: Paimon: ...Do you think he means that ruin that the Millelith was telling us about? The one where all those Ruin Guards were coming from?
: A reasonable wish.
: A risky wish.
: Childe: Done deal. After all, you've come all this way for me, Teucer...
: Childe: As your brother, it's only right for me to grant you one last wish before you leave.
: Teucer: Exactly! Hee-hee.
: Paimon: Um, are you sure this is a good idea? It doesn't seem like the best place for kids...
: Teucer: You should come along too, Traveler! This time, it's Teucer's turn to take you sightseeing!
: Childe: Let me think... Yes, the Institute of Toy Research is not far at all from . Now, Traveler... you're not the sort of person who would disappoint a kid now, are you?
: Paimon: Ugh, the brothers are ganging up on us again... Fine! and Paimon will go.
==Soundtracks==
==Trivia==
* Some of the Fatui Recruits were voiced by Frank TodaroTwitter: EN VA Self Announcement
==Other Languages==
==Change History==
==References==
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