Lies Lies Lies Lies Dirty Lies!

Lies Lies Lies Lies Dirty Lies! is the seventh episode of .
==Story==
Leg 7 (Based off Leg 7 of The Amazing Race 21)
The race resumes at Moulay Hafid Palace.
Asia & Jojo will depart 1st.
Route Info: Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival, teams must make their way to the Sculpture Park, where they would find their next clue. All teams will be on the same flight.
Caution: Double U-Turn Ahead!
Asia: "Ok, we're at the airport with our allies conspiring."
Exploit: "So you guys do Bash & Phorix, and we will do Swag & Eliov."
Jojo: "We need both teams unturned so both go home."
Hali: "Jojo, I don’t think that's how it works?"
Jojo: "It does now!"
Eliov: "Hey guys."
Asia: "Hi! So why did you say you want to uturn Exploit & Hali?"
Swag: "We never said any such…"
Asia: "Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies dirty LIES!"
Psy: "Explain the situation since we're all here."
Jojo: "So we were telling them how we wanted to uturn Bash & Phorix.”
Asia: “Jojo, you did not just say that.”
Abe/Bena: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Jojo: "Who cares, so we were like ok who will you uturn since we agreed on an alliance."
(cf) Hali: "Why did we make an alliance with these idiots?"
(cf) Nemo: "Hmm. An alliance. I’m thinking this is great information to have."
Jojo: "So they said Exploit & Hali since they are threats."
Exploit: "Why did you call us threats?"
Eliov: "We said a false name because we didn’t want to throw anyone under the bus."
Samuel: "That turned out well for you."
Swag: "Shut up speed bump flops."
Charlotte: "I think we should uturn Samuel & Psy.”
Samuel: “Why? We have done nothing to you!"
Asia: "Are you two stupid? You guys are more annoying to them then Bash & Phorix are to us."
Bash: (whispers) "We haven’t even been speaking, my gosh."
(cf) Psy: "We hope Asia & Jojo become uturn targets and we can survive the leg."
Flight Attendant: "The flight has a 2 hour delay. Sorry boarding won’t start."
Swag: "Lets go get some McDonald's."
They finally board the flight.
Flight Lands.
Bena: "Let's go look."
Bash: "Here it is!"
(cf) Phorix: "We can’t afford any mistakes because we know for sure if we're not to the board first, we are getting uturned."
Asia: "Ew! Bags & Forks got there first. Let's call them that from now on."
Bash: "Ok then."
Bash & Phorix get to the clue currently in 1st place
Route Info: Teams must make their way to and find 's , who will give teams their next clue.
Asia & Jojo get the clue currently in 2nd place
Nemo & Abe get the clue currently in 3rd place
Samuel & Psy get to the speed bump
Speed Bump: Samuel & Psy must clean one of the sculptures before they can continue racing.
Psy: "There's the nobodies."
Charlotte: "We've never done anything to them."
Bena & Charlotte find the clue currently in 4th place.
Swag & Eliov find the clue currently in 5th place.
Exploit & Hali find the clue currently in 6th place.
Detour: Alphabetized or Synchronized?
Choice A: AlphabetizedTeams must make their way to the , where they would be given a list of books by author, title, and year. They must then use the library's paper system, written in , to locate four of the books on the list. Once they think they have the correct location of the four books, a librarian would direct them to another section to allow the team to search for the books. Teams must then check their retrieved books with the head librarian to receive their next clue.
Choice B: SynchronizedTeams must make their way Trud Sports Complex, where they must learn and participate in a routine with six other swimmers of the Russian national developmental team. After practicing the routine, they must perform it for a judge, who would either pass them and give them their next clue, or would require the teams to practice more.
Bash & Phorix are doing Synchronized
Jojo: ”Bags & Forks beat us here.”
Asia & Jojo are doing Synchronized
Nemo: “Ok, that first task looks like garbage. I'm sorry for who ever has to do it.”
Nemo & Abe are doing Synchronized
Psy: “Almost done.”
Samuel: "Can we get it checked?"
Judge: "Good!"
Samuel: "Speed Bump that!"
Samuel & Psy get the clue currently in Last place
Swag & Eliov are doing Alphabetized
(cf) Swag: "I have 0 rhythm so I was like nope, not that task!"
Bena: "Our taxi took us to the wrong place.
Charlotte: "Back in the back as usual."
Exploit & Hali are doing Synchronized
Nemo: "What was that?!"
Phorix: "Did Jojo mess up that hard?!"
Asia: "They're jealous of Jojo's skills."
Bash: "Ugh! This is challenging."
Phorix: "That other task would take 5 hours so I would literally take the penalty; we've got to do this."
Samuel & Psy are doing Synchronized.
Charlotte: “Heres the clue.”
Psy: “We passed them , yes were not in last!”
Bena & Charlotte are doing Synchronized.”
Bena: “We need a new cab.”
Charlotte: “We strategically got rid of oru cab but there are no new pens near here there calling a new one getting here in 20 mins.”
Bena: “We just can’t catch a break.”
Nemo & Abe on there 4th ty
Judge: “What was with your foot tree. It wasn’t fully out.”
Nemo: “This is no joke.”
Bash & Phroix on there 3rd try
Judge: “Bash you don't go underwater you flip. What was that!”
Phorix (cf) : “So I hear blah blah blah. Like speak English women.”
Asia & Jojo on there 15th attempt
Hali: “They legit don’t practice they just keep going for it.”
Asia & Jojo fail
Bash: “They still haven’t even made it half way through. How do they not get it?”
Psy: “Hey friends!”
Abe: “Shoot there all caught up.”
Swag: “Ok lets go through this book.”
Swag: “Were on the second part just looking for what we need to look through.”
Eliov: “You look there I look here.”
Charlotte: “Our cab is finally here. Lets go.”
Cab Driver: “I need to get gas.”
Bena: “Great!”
Nemo: “This is the one!”
DODODODO
Judge: “ok!”
Nemo & Abe finish the detour currently in 1st place.
Route info: Teams must make their way to the Luzhkov Bridge and search for the Trees of Love, where they will find their next clue.
Exploit: “Ugh I would have unturned them for being too neutral.”
Hali: “Well rip that.”
Bash: “Lets do it!”
DODODODODODDODOD
Judge: “Good!”
Bash & Phorix finish the detour currently in 2nd place
Jojo: “This isn’t good.”
Swag: “Ok I think we got it!”
Librarian: “Heres your next clue!”
Swag & Eliov finish the detour currently in 3rd plac.e
Charlotte: “Yay they made it.”
Swag: “How did they get that lost?”
Hali: “At this rate I’d be more shocked if they didn’t get that lost.”
Nemo: “Heres the uturn!”
This is a chance for two teams to uturn two other teams by forcing them to perform both sides of the detour.
Nemo: "What are you thinking?"
Abe: "We’re kinda under the radar so let them eat each other."
Nemo & Abe choose not to uturn anyone
Roadblock: One team member must select one of the marked Trees of Love, trees covered in s, and unlock 10 of the locks with the provided set of keys to free a ribbon held to the tree. Once they have freed the ribbon, they would find the next clue concealed inside, a 100 banknote.
Nemo is doing the RB
Bash:  "Here it is."
Phorix: "Wait, you guys didn’t uturn anyone?"
Abe: "No. We didn't need to."
Bash: "That's lame!"
Phorix: "Alright who we uturning."
(cf) Bash: "I hate Asia & Jojo with every fiber in my body. But I have a job to do and that's to settle something that happened on leg 4."
Bash: "We're uturning Samuel & Psy."
Bash & Phorix uturn Samuel & Psy
(cf) Phorix: "We need to do what's best for us and if it's eliminating one of the only teams that's shown they're against us but has a brain then that's what we've got to do."
Bash is doing the RB
Exploit & Hali on there 7th try
DODODODDODO
Judge: "Okay!"
Exploit & Hali finish detour currently in 4th place.
Asia & Jojo on there 28th try
DODODODODODO
Judge: "You were late!"
Asia: "Girl, I know I’m single but you can’t have me."
Eliov: "Here it is."
Swag: "What are you thinking?"
(cf) Swag: "I’m thinking back to everything that's happened and after everything that's been done. I think the best thing to do is uturn a team that's now coming for us."
Swag & Eliov uturn Exploit & Hali
Eliov: "They hate us now anyway so we need to do it."
Swag is doing the RB
Bash: "Unlock the secret express pass."
Samuel & Psy on there 12th try
DODODODODOD
Judge: "Ok!"
Samuel & Psy finish detour currently in 5th place.
Charlotte: "We're the last 2 teams lets just hope the uturn helps us out."
Hali: "Here it is."
Exploit: "You're joking."
(cf) Hali: "Before the flight, we privately spoke with Swag & Eliov saying we believe you in which we did. They played us like fools."
Exploit: "Why wouldn’t they uturn Bash & Phorix when Samuel & Psy already hate them due to last leg. It would mean Samuel & Psy are the only team uturned."
Hali: "No brains lets go."
Asia: "We got this!"
Asia & Jojo on there 38th try
DODODODPD
Judge: "Ok, it's not as bad."
Asia: "YES! FIRST TRY!"
Asia & Jojo finish the detour currently in 6th place.
Charlotte: "Let's take our time. If we rush, we won’t get anywhere. Let's just take our time and do our own thing like we always do."
Psy: "Here's the uturn."
Samuel: "Ok, obsessed."
Psy: "Let's go."
(cf) Samuel: "I bet Bags & Forks are like we got revenge we're so cool BWAHAHAHAHA, like what are you getting out of uturning a team that continuously finishes at the back of the pack."
Bash: "Just one left!"
Bash finishes the RB currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must make their way to the location depicted on the back of their 100 ruble banknote, the , to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Bash: "Let's go."
Nemo: "I only got 6. how did she do it so fast?"
Swag: "I only have 1 so I’m even more confused than you are."
Asia: "Here's the uturn."
Jojo: "YES! We're too dramatic to get unturned."
Asia: "Production would never let us go home. Clara taught me all this."
Asia is doing the RB
Charlotte: "We got this"
Bena & Charlotte on there 5h try
Judge: "No."
Bena & Charlotte on their 6th try.
DODODODODO
Judge: "Great that's the best I’ve seen all day!"
Bena: "Woo! we did it!"
Bena & Charlotte finish detour currently in Last place.
Samuel: "We're done!"
Samuel & Psy finish second detour
Hali: "We're now officially in last place."
Exploit: "Not our day."
Music.
Bash & Phorix you are team number 1!
Phroix: "Yes!"
(cf) Bash: "All the haters calling us Bags & Forks better watch out!"
As the winners of this leg of the race you have won a trip from two from travelocity and you are going to the 2022 olympics in Beijing China!
Phorix: "Have you guns run out of options?"
Nemo: "Down to just 2 left."
Bena: "Perfect uturn."
Bena is doing the RB
Exploit & Hali finish the second detour
Exploit: "We should have done that one from the start but hey, mistakes."
Samuel is doing the RB
Exploit is doing the RB
Phil: "It's intense as all 6 teams work furiously to not get eliminated."
Nemo: "Ok, done!"
Nemo finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.
Charlotte: "Samuel, you looking all bad. Don’t even try."
Psy: "She is crazy."
Nemo & Abe, you are team number 2!
Hali: "Team neutral being that high is so annoying."
Exploit: "They're the most boring team."
(cf) Asia: "I am so excited to tell Nemo & Abe everything Exploit & Hali said so they become targets!”
Asia: "Done already!"
Asia finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.
Eliov: "Is she cheating like is she doping? How did she finish so fast."
Asia: "We're in Russia... What did you expect?"
Eliov: "You did not just say that..."
Samuel: "I’m over this."
Bena: "I just want this day to end."
Exploit: "Half way done."
Asia & Jojo, you are team number 3!
Jojo: "Yes!"
Psy: "Yes."
Samuel: "Yes, done!"
Psy: "DOUBE UTURN THAT!"
Samuel: "DOUBLE UTURN!"
Samuel finishes the RB currently in 4th place.
Swag finishes the RB currently in 5th place.
Exploit: "I am so over everything. Asia & Jojo are best friends one minute and backstab the you second. If they win, I am never showing my face in public again."
Charlotte: "Please go, Bena!"
Bena: "I’m done!"
Bena finishes the RB currently in 6th place.
Hali: "That may have just been it."
Swag & Eliov you are team number 4.
Samuel: "Where are we."
Psy: "We can’t make these mistakes."
Bena & Charlotte, you are team number 5.
Charlotte: "Woo! Our best finish yet!"
(cf) Bena: "We've made it this far again."
Exploit finishes the RB currently in Last place.
Hali: "We have to accept whatever happens at this point."
Psy: "Ugh! We just went the entirely wrong way."
Samuel: "He just said we're 45 minutes away."
Exploit: "Come on Hali!"
Hali: "Hey, Phil!"
Phil: "Can you guess what I am going to say."
Hali: "We are the last team to arrive and have been eliminated from the race."
Exploit: "At least it was a fun experience."
Phil: "But wait a second I never said that!"
Hali: "Huh?"
Phil: "You are not the last team to arrive! You're team number 6 and you are still in the race!"
Exploit: "How is someone behind us?!"
(cf) Hali: "I am so thankful for this second chance and I think from now on we know we need to be prepared because didn't we make mistakes today, it's just that competitive."
Psy: "Ugh, worst day ever."
Samuel & Psy, you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
Samuel: "We got beat by the nobodies; it hurts."
Psy: "Samuel, do you actually hate them?"
Samuel: "Yes, they're annoying?"
Psy: "I thought we were only saying that for good Tv ratings."
Samuel: "No, do you even know me?"
Psy: "Well, I won Second Chance and I got the million dollars to myself and these people will have to share, so I’m the real winner!"
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from Moulay Hafid Palace are as follows:
# Asia & Jojo
# Exploit & Hali
# Swag & Eliov
# Bash & Phorix
# Nemo & Abe
# Bena & Charlotte
# Samuel & Psy
Nobody's departure times were shown.
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival, teams must make their way to the Sculpture Park, where they would find their next clue.
|-|Speed Bump = At the Zurab Tsereteli Sculpture Park, Samuel & Psy would receive their clue for their Speed Bump.
Samuel & Psy must clean one of the sculptures before they can continue racing.
|-|Route Info 2 = Teams must make their way to and find 's , who would give teams their next clue.
|-|Detour =
Choice A: AlphabetizedTeams must make their way to the , where they would be given a list of books by author, title, and year. They must then use the library's paper system, written in , to locate four of the books on the list. Once they think they have the correct location of the four books, a librarian would direct them to another section to allow the team to search for the books. Teams must then check their retrieved books with the head librarian to receive their next clue.
Only Swag & Eliov chose this task.
Choice B: SynchronizedTeams must make their way Trud Sports Complex, where they must learn and participate in a routine with six other swimmers of the Russian national developmental team. After practicing the routine, they must perform it for a judge, who would either pass them and give them their next clue, or would require the teams to practice more.
Asia & Jojo, Bash & Phorix, Bena & Charlotte, Exploit & Hali, Nemo & Abe, and Samuel & Psy chose this task.
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams must make their way to the Luzhkov Bridge and search for the Trees of Love, where they would find their next clue.
|-|U-Turn = At the Luzhkov Bridge, teams would have the option to U-Turn a team, with two slots available. Bash & Phorix used the first slot of the U-Turn on Samuel & Psy. Swag & Eliov used the second slot of the U-Turn on Exploit & Hali.
Since Samuel & Psy completed the Synchronized Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Alphabetized Detour before continuing.
Since Exploit & Hali completed the Synchronized Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Alphabetized Detour before continuing.
|-|Roadblock = The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must select one of the marked Trees of Love, trees covered in s, and unlock 10 of the locks with the provided set of keys to free a ribbon held to the tree. Once they have freed the ribbon, they would find the next clue concealed inside, a 100 banknote.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Asia & Jojo
*Bash & Phorix
*Bena & Charlotte
*Exploit & Hali
*Nemo & Abe
*Samuel & Psy
*Swag & Eliov
|-|Route Info 4 and Pit Stop = Teams must make their way to the location depicted on the back of their 100 ruble banknote, the , to check in.
For coming in first place, Bash & Phorix won a trip for two to the 2022 , provided by .
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