The Walrus

The Walrus is a mysterious entity who happens to be him as you are him as you are me and we are all together. Occasionally, the words of The Walrus may occasionally surface on the Aye Arr Sea, occasionally. The true identity of The Walrus is unknown, but he is theorized to be everyone from Boris Karloff to James Marsters. The alignment and purpose of The Walrus is also unknown, and seems to coincide with his own mysterious agenda. His accomplices are the Eggmen, unscrupulous henchmen that taste yummy when fried, especially with Pepsi as accompaniment.
== Theories ==
Theory warning: This section contains crackpot theories on something or other from people who need to get out more. Their factual accuracy is not only disputed, but downright ridiculous a majority of the time. Adopt these as your mantra at the risk of Leekduck's life. Feel free to add your own... don't worry, if anyone laughs at you... well, that's the whole point, isn't it? Oh wait...
=== The Ghost of Capitalism ===
The Walrus displays many traits shared by the dreaded Ghost of Capitalism. Firstly, The Walrus keeps a hunk of cheese underneath his doormat, a common security measure of personifications of ideology, to ward off census takers. Secondly, if you use Windows Sound Recorder to record yourself saying "The Walrus" backwards 30 times, then add echo effects, before making the recording play forwards again, you will have wasted your time. Thirdly and lastly, The Walrus is easily recognized by his red eyes, which is a dead giveaway for any theory. I'm right, and you're wrong.
Theory warning: Theories end here. Well, at least their inclusion on the page does. However, their sinister implications will taint your mind for all time.
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