Erwin

== General Information ==
Erwin is the father of Martha and the 'Penis Butler' to Prince Patryck. He is a very loyal servant, as well as a loving father. Despite being Patryck's personal butler, his only job is washing Patryck's cock and balls so that they shine and glisten. He treats this task very seriously, and often takes over 20 minutes, stating "You can't rush art" when questioned. He performs this task with the 'penis cleaning box', a sophisticated toolbox containing every tool possibly needed to clean someone's junk. Despite the seriousness of his position, he still makes time to be involved in his only daughter's life.
== Background Information ==
Erwin was born on March 15th, 1954 from an Egg, much like the other Maids and Butlers and Windsor Palace. He fully Pupated on November of the same year, and then was raised to be a Butler. In 1986, His daughter Martha was born from an egg just as he was. He wanted to be more involved in his daughter's life than was traditional in the Butler Subculture, and spent as much time as possible with her. In 1992, he became the personal butler of Prince Patryck. He only wanted his balls washed, however, so Erwin did it with much care, efficiency and skill. Soon after, he moved with the prince to America to continue shining his pearls, leaving him with less time to spend with his daughter. Currently, his daughter Martha is the personal maid of King Tord, and he continues to perform spring cleaning on Prince Patryck's royal orbs.
== Appearance ==
Erwin often wears a butler's suit, and he currently looks similar to The Cleaner from Toy Story 2.
== Fun Facts ==
* Erwin's birthday is on National Penis day.
* It is implied that Erwin is the only form of butler/ maid usage that Patryck had while living outside of the Windsor Palace.
* He/Him
Category:Background Characters
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