Bias

"Damn Ice how do you keep screwing up??" said Fante Ogdno as he stared at our icing prince right in the eyes. "How do you keep making such pitiful, useless arguments on this hellsite?"
"Well boss..." said Ice, shaking in his boots. "See, the administrators don't do anything. They don't stop drama that other users instigate. Stop bullying me...?"
"That's mine!" yelled the psychopath Ice had for a lawyer, named Indigo Wiper Hampshire, who was slamming his gavel down and screaming mentally. "STOP STEALING MY MEMES!"
"We should make this a serious conversation." grunted Ogdno as he stared at the two morons right in the eyes. "Then again, you two are the most immature and unfunny morons I've ever seen up until this point in my life."
"You should honestly blame the admins, not me." scoffed Ice. "See, my friend Indigo, who is definitely not a white knight, will tell you why I am the most fantastical and loving person in the entire universe!"
Ice pukes out a rainbow.
"Gay." said Indigo calmly. "So, see, Ice never did you any harm. It's the users that cause sooo much of the drama. I mean, we never do anything wrong, we're just stupid kids. Everyone is a stupid kid. That includes my fat sister."
Ice snickered at Indigo's sick burn.
"See, Indigo's right!" claimed our icy prince as he shot his hand way up high into the air, bouncing in place. "You have no reason to dispose of me or Indigo or my friends, as we've done nothing wrong!"
"Hmmm..." said Ogdno, putting on his thinking cap.
Yawning, Luke walked into the room and slumped into a chair.
"Sup n[respect for all]s." yawned Luke drowsily, holding a bottle of vodka in his hand. He came all the way from Russia, for after all he was a terrorist. "So how are my n[respect for all]s doin'?"
"You'll get us banned!" hissed Ice from his pale lips, looking furious as Luke. Luke responded by swallowing down lots of vodka and burping loudly. This burp shattered the windows in the room. "Damn it!"
"Okay, so viewing over your points, you're just both stupid kids." Ogdno opened the trapdoor to Hell. "Well, all three of you actually. Honestly, I've never dealt with more stubborn or unfunny people in my entire existence."
"DAMN YOU!!" roared Indigo, who was slamming his hands down on his table and breaking it in an unnecessary rage. "NO!!"
"Aw man." groaned Ice. He turned to Indigo. "Before we die, we should share a kiss, Indigo."
"GAY!" yelled Luke as rainbows sprouted from his mouth. He watched as Indigo slapped Ice across the face. "WTF!"
"Indigo, I thought we had something special!" whined Ice as he cried, icy teardrops falling down his face. "That's it!! We're not friends anymore Indigo!! Hate you!!"
Before the three of them could do anything more, Fante Ogdno shoved the three of them right into Hell. There, they met Controloss.jpg. He was calmly awaiting their arrival.
"What did you three get in here for?"
"My bias." sighed Indigo, his face curving into a sad expression. "It's broken me."
At the surface:
"Why am I not in Hell?" questioned Santum, who was scratching his head. "Are you racist against Dutch people?"
"Frankly, Argentinians aren't good enough to go into Hell." sighed Ogdno, who opened a cell door. "They actually go into a sex dungeon operated by a very inflammatory user."
"Damn."