Fandemonium 3/7

Last time on FANDEMONIUM!
:Mika Sho: How do you know we can trust him?
:Alyssa: I've been watching you all closely. Jake may be a prodigy, but he has neither the motivation nor the ambition to make an aggressive beast such as the thing you described from your vision.
:Announcer: I... I see.
:Announcer: In light of today's events, there will be no contest today. Enjoy your day off. And, Alyssa. Jake. Thank you.
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:(DINING HALL. 8:00 AM)
Scotch: Holy #$**, it's *hic* HOT in here!
Jake: Yeah... remember how I used parts from the air conditioner to save Marley?
Marley: Sssssorry, Ssscotch.
Scotch: Don't *hic* suppose it's your fault.
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:(OUTSIDE THE MANSION. 9:00 AM)
Announcer: Alright, a few things to settle.
Announcer: First of all, Marley is a rotting cat corpse. He will not be of much use as a contestant, and thus I have assigned him the position of Assistant Host.
Marley: Yyyyaaay.
Announcer: Second, we have eliminations.
Announcer: It was a pretty close vote between Speedy and Alice.
Speedy: Bwap.
Announcer: Alice, I hope you enjoyed yesterday. I'm sorry to inform you that it was your last on this island. 
Alice: Wha? Noo!
Volt: No! I-If I win, I'll let you stay in the mansion. I'm gonna win for you!
Jake: Dammit...
(Marley escorts Alice out)
Koloro: Well, at least we get to keep this adorable lil' guy...
(Koloro pats Speedy on the head)
Announcer: And now, the contest of the day. It is a fighting contest!
Rosa: Can use sword? (draws sword)
Announcer: Yes, in fact, you can! The producers have granted us 16 sets of high-tech armor for the sake of this contest.
Alyssa: Where do they get all this stuff?
Announcer: No idea. But since there's only 16 sets of armor, one contestant from the Yellow Team will have to sit this match out.
Trixie: I'll do it. Fighting isn't exactly my area of expertise.
(Everyone puts on their armor)
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:(FYRE vs. JAKE vs. COOKIE vs. SCOTCH)
(Fyre shoots a blast of flame towards Scotch)
(Scotch dodges, grabs onto the considerably smaller Jake, and shoves him in the way of it)
Jake: AUUUUGH! (collapses)
(Cookie throws two razor-sharp stale cookies at Scotch and Fyre. Fyre shoots a blast of fire at the cookie, forcing the now-flaming cookie back at Cookie. Scotch simply ducks, and the cookie bounces uselessly off his silver helmet.)
Scotch: I reckon it's just *hic* us two now, eh?
Fyre: ...yeah.
(Fyre throws a fireball at Scotch, who jumps over it. He pulls a bottle of beer from his backpack, smashes it open, and throws it at Fyre)
(Fyre, acting on his reflexes, tries to incinerate the bottle; immediately he realizes his mistake, before being hit in the face with a mass of flaming beer and glass.)
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:(MIKA SHO vs. VOLT vs. PURPLE vs. JANE)
(Purple stands uselessly in the middle of the makeshift arena, seemingly unsure what to do. Mika Sho begins to charge a powerful blast of fire.)
Volt: Hah! Easy target! 
(Volt shoots a blast of lighting at Purple. Mika Sho falls to the ground, shaking violently.)
Volt: Whaa..?? Where'd he go--
(Volt is kicked to the ground by Purple. Mid-kick, Purple feels the sharp point of an ice axe collide with his skull.)
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:(WHITE vs. KOLORO vs. FROLO vs. ALYSSA)
Alyssa: ...*sigh*. I have no idea how to fight. I'll just surrender here and now.
Frolo: Too bad!
(Frolo zaps Alyssa, who collapses quickly.)
White: Wow, rude much? (Kicks Frolo to the ground)
White: Now, where's Koloro?
White: You'd think someone as colorful as her would be easy to spot...
(Koloro appears behind White and punches him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.)
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:(LEAH vs. SPEEDY vs. ZANE vs. ROSA)
Leah: I… WILL KILL YOU ALL.
(Leah grabs her saw and charges at Rosa; Rosa blocks with her sword, but with her other hand Leah grabs a needle and hurls it at Rosa.)
Rosa: Urghhh…
Zane: ACK! Did you just KILL ROSA!? I’m getting out of here! (begins to fly away)
(Leah hurls another needle, this time hitting Zane in the wing)
Speedy: BWAP!!
Leah: Rgghh.. I’m gonna KILL YOU… PENGUIN…
:(HALF AN HOUR LATER…)
Leah: So… fast… can’t… hit…
Leah: Stupid… penguin. (drops needle)
(Speedy begins pecking at Leah)
Leah: That doesn’t even hurt, stupid bird! Your beak is ROUND!
Announcer: Well. This doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon, so I’m going to let you both proceed to the final match.
Speedy: Bwaaap.
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:(LEAH vs. KOLORO AND SPEEDY vs. JANE AND SCOTCH)
Koloro: Scotch. I propose a temporary truce. We have to defeat Leah before she hurts anyone else.
Scotch: *hic* Alright. Y’aren’t on my team but I sure as #$%^ don’t want ya dead.
Leah: Rggghhh… (swings saw wildly)
(Scotch pulls a beer from his back, smashes the top, and hurls it at Leah; at the same time, Jane swings her ice axe. Leah, attacked from both sides, is unable to dodge both the attacks and collapses in a puddle of beer and glass shards.)
Scotch: Now that that’s dealt with, I’m ‘fraid we’re gonna have to fight you two.
Koloro: Speedy… we don’t stand a chance.
Speedy: Bwap.
(Koloro turn invisible; Scotch and Jane charge at Speedy, but are too slow.)
Announcer: Seriously? You’re gonna go for another draw?
Announcer: …Well, I suppose it doesn’t matter, really. It’s already decided. Since none of the Yellow Team’s members made it to the final round, they’ll be up for elimination.
Koloro: B-but what about Rosa and Zane? Will they be okay?
Announcer: I told you the armor was high-tech. It protects the wearers from poison, as well as physical attacks.
Scotch: Well *hic* that’s a relief. Was getting’ mighty worried.
Jane: Announcer, I’m fairly certain that’s not possible.
Jake: It isn’t.
Announcer: No, no, my employers assured me that it would work. They always know best.
Announcer: Anyways, elimination time! Vote off a member of the yellow team.
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Trixie
Cookie
Purple
Zane
Frolo
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