Rayman Legends Adventures in Toy Story/Transcript

"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE! THIS IS A STICK UP!! DON'T ANYBODY MOVE," said a potato with white arms, big eyes, pink ears, blue shoes, an orange nose with a mustache, a black hat and a green gun, "now empty this safe!"
A group of people, which included a robot, a muscular man, a pink-haired doll and Bo Peep, had their hands up and emptied their piggy bank. The potato admired the coins that were taken out. "Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money," he said.
"Stop that, stop this, you mean old potato," said Bo Peep.
"Silence, Bo Peep," snapped the potato, "or your sheep will get run over."
Bo's sheep were restrained on a car track. "Help! Baa! Help us," they cried.
"Oh, dear, not my sheep," cried Bo, "someone is doing something!"
However, as it seemed nothing could be done to stop the maniac potato, a cowboy, Sheriff Woody came by and said, "reach for the heavens."
"Oh, dear," said the potato, "Sheriff Woody."
"I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart," said Woody, who in turn caused the potato to reveal himself to have one eye.
"Doh, how'd you know it was me," snapped the potato.
"Are you gonna come silently," asked Woody.
"You can't hurt me, sheriff," replied the potato who revealed his dog with a spring in the middle, "I brought my attack dog with an integrated force-field."
"Well, I brought my DINOSAUR who eats dogs by force," replied Woody, who revealed his green Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The T-Rex frightened the force-field dog away and snatched the gun out of the potato's hand. "You're going to jail, Bart," said Woody, who placed the potato in jail, "say farewell to the woman and the tater tots."
Then the potato was picked up by something big. It was…a baby with blond hair? She was banging the potato on her bed. Pieces of the potato, such as his arms, ears and nose started falling off. And this was how the boy Andy Davis played with his toys.
"You saved the day again, Woody," he said to his Woody doll, as he pulled his pull-string on his back.
"You're my favorite assistant," replied Woody's voice-box.
Andy Davis; a young boy with a love of playing with his toys, had a great imagination. Of all the toys that he in his room, his all-time favorite was his Sheriff Woody doll. He had done a lot of facts with him and he just loved playing with him. He was like his own personal best friend. He used him to lasso up boxes with cattle and put him on his RC racetrack. Andy took Woody downstairs, laughing and having fun with his toy. He put him on a chair and spun on it. Then he put Woody on the couch and went to his mother. "Wow, cool," he said.
"What do you think," replied his mother.
"Wow, that looks great, Mum," responded Andy.
"Alright, my birthday boy," said his happy mother.
Today was a special day for Andy. It was his birthday feast today and he was emotional. "We saw this at the store. I asked you for that. Wow, look at this! It's so…oh, my heavens."
Andy's mother was counting the chairs while Andy was admiring the decorations. "Yes, I think it's going to be enough," she said.
"Can we leave this until we move out," asked Andy.
"Oh, sure, we can leave that up," responded the mother, "now go get Molly, your friends are going to be here for a moment."
"Alright," replied Andy, who picked up his Woody doll and went back upstairs, "it's party time, Woody."
Andy went back into his room and saw his baby sister Molly yet banging the potato toy on her bed. "Hi, little lady," said Andy who had Woody at Molly.
Molly squeaked and dropped the potato toy onto the ground. As Andy put Woody on his bed, he pulled his string one last time. "Someone has poisoned the waterfront."
Andy carried his baby sister out of the room. "C'mon, Molly. You're getting heavy," he said before turning back to his room and saying, "see you later, Woody!"
The door closed and the toys were left alone in the room. However, what Andy and his family didn't know was that wherever they weren't around, or if they had their backs turned for a brief period, the toys actually came to life. The Woody doll sat up on the bed and was concerned. "Pull my thong, the birthday feast's today," he asked to himself, "alright, everyone! The coast is clear!"
Around the room, other toys came around, moving and speaking just like Woody. RC came out of the closet. A blue pair of wind-up binoculars came down from a book shelf, and a squeaky shark came out of the toy chest. The potato toy, Mr. Potato Head, gathered up his parts as he complained to himself. "Three years in a row, it's in my box. Three years in a row. I'm not supposed to keep Princess Drool," he said.
The toys all over Andy's room started moving around. RC raced around the room. The blue robot and the green snake yielded for RC to drive by. Little tykes got in their little fire truck as the piggy bank collected the coins scattered over the floor. "Hey, Hamm," said Potato Head who had eyes, nose and mouth in a wacky pattern, "look, I'm Picasso!"
"I don't understand," replied Hamm the piggy bank, who walked off.
"You uncultivated pig," replied Potato Head, who then turned to a random hockey puck, "what are you watching, you jockey punk?"
On top of the bed, Woody spoke with Sarge, a green plastic toy soldier. "Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky," he asked.
"Sir, no, sir," replied the soldier in a military sort of fashion.
"Alright. Hey, thanks. Comfortable," replied Woody, who then jumped out of the bed, "HEY, SLINKY!!"
The dog with a metal spring between his front and bottom appeared from under the bed with a checkerboard. "Right there, Woody," he said, "I'm red this time."
"No. S…Slink," replied Woody.
"Oh, well, alright, you can be red if you want," said Slinky who thought Woody wanted to be red.
"Not now, Slink. I have some bad news," whispered Woody.
"BAD NEWS," exclaimed Slinky, before being silenced by his friend.
"Just gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy," ordered Woody.
"I understand," said Slinky, who started to walk off.
"Be happy," corrected Woody.
Slinky ran off laughing, trying to fulfill Woody's request of being happy. As for Woody, he walked in a separate direction and called out, "STAFF MEETING, EVERYONE!! Snake, Robot, podium homework."
Robot and Snake went to get Woody's podium as Woody walked past an Etch-a-Sketch. "Hey, Etch…DRAW," he said before turning around, pretending to do a western showdown.
But Etch was fast and completed his drawing. "Oh, got me back. Etch, you worked on this draw. The fastest buttons in the West."
"Uh, I have a staff meeting, you guys. C'mon, let's go," said Slinky as he walked past some of Andy's toys.
As Robot and Snake got Woody's podium ready, Woody looked around the room for his doodle pad. "Now where is that....oh," he said to himself until he found the pad he was looking for, "hey, who moved my doodle carpet way over here?"
But just as Woody was about to pick it up, the green dinosaur appeared right in front of him and roared. But it was like a child-like fashion. "RAWWWWR!!!!"
Woody was not intimidated at all. "How are you, Rex," he asked.
After he finished roaring, Rex, the green Tyrannosaurus said, "were you afraid? Honestly, notify me."
"I was almost afraid at the time," said Woody, who then walked off.
"Oh, I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it," said Rex, "I think I just feel boring."
As Woody walked with his pad, a cane caught his neck and pulled him back. It was Bo Peep's cane. In Andy's room, Bo had a romantic relationship with Woody. Although hurt from getting pulled back, Woody was pleased to see his girlfriend. "Oh, hi, Bo, hi," he greeted her.
"I wanted to thank you Woody for saving my flock," said Bo.
"Oh, hey, it was, uh…nothing," replied Woody.
"What do you say I'm asking someone else to watch the sheep tonight," said Bo.
Woody giggled and knew where Bo Peep was getting at. "Oh, yes," Woody chuckled.
"Remember, I'm only a few blocks away," replied Bo, who walked off past a few building blocks.
Meanwhile, Slinky was gathering all the different toys for the staff meeting. "C'mon, c'mon, little toys in the front," he said, "hey, Woody, c'mon."
All of Andy's toys gathered near the bookshelf. Woody stood at the podium in front of them all. One toy, Mr. Mike, a playschool tape recorder gave out one of his microphones for Woody where that he could speak in front of the toy crowd. "Thanks, Mike," said Woody, "alright! Woah, woah, step back."
Mike moved back a little where that Woody wouldn't get a loud feedback. "Hello? Check, this better? Great, can everyone hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great," said Woody as he got approval from the toys all over the room, indicating that they could hear him, "alright, first article today.....uh…oh, yes. Did everyone choose their moving buddy?"
The toys looked at each other as Hamm said, "a buddy on the move? You can't be serious."
"I didn't know we already had one," said Rex.
"Should we hold hands," asked Potato Head, who literally held his left arm in his right hand.
"Oh, yes," said Woody before speaking to the other toys, "you think it's a big joke. We only have a week left before the move. I don't want toys. A buddy on the move, if you don't have one, get one. Alright then...uh…oh, yes. Tuesday evening's plastic confusion awareness meeting was, I think, a great success and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that in for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell."
"You're welcome," replied the Mr. Spell toy.
"Alright, uh, oh, yes," said Woody who looked at his list again, "uh, one minor note here. Andy's birthday feast has been moved…due to today."
The toys suddenly broke out in surprise and fright. "What do you mean by today's feast," asked Rex, "his birthday's not until next week."
"What's going on down here? Is his mother losing her marbles," asked Hamm.
"Well, obviously, she wanted to have the feast before the move," responded Woody, "I'm not concerned, you shouldn't be concerned."
"Of course, Woody's not concerned," said Potato Head, who shoved his road in front of the toys, "he's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten."
"Hey, hey, c'mon, Potato Head," said Slinky, who stood up for Woody, "if Woody says that's it, damn it, that's good enough for me. Woody has never taken us wrong before."
"C'mon, guys, every Christmas and birthday, we go through this," said Woody.
"But what if Andy gets another dinosaur; a bad guy? I just can't accept some sort of rejection," complained Rex, who lamented like an innocent child.
"Hey, look, no one's being replaced. Andy is what we're speaking about. No matter what we're playing with," said Woody, who walked over to the crowd of toys with Mr. Mike following him, "what matters is that we're there for Andy if he needs us. That's what friends are for, right?"
"Forgive me, I hate to interrupt the staff meeting, but…THEY'RE HERE!! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT THREE HOURS," shouts Hamm.
Woody was jumped by Hamm's sudden outburst and the toys began panicking once more. "Stay calm, everyone," yelled Woody upset, trying to calm everyone down.
But no one listened and instead ran past Woody in a sudden rush. "Uh…the meeting is adjourned," said Woody.
On top of the bookshelf, some of the toys had a clear view of the approaching children and their presents in boxes. "Oh, boy, do you want to take a look at these gifts," said Hamm.
"I can't see anything," said Potato Head who then removed his eyes and lifted them above the toys in front of him to see the children.
As the toys looked at the presents, Hamm said, "yes, sir, we're sure of next month's garage sale."
"Everyone in the shape of a dinosaur," asked Rex.
"Oh, for yelling out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot," replied Hamm.
"They're getting fat," said Rex who was getting afraid.
"Wait, there's a nice little one over there," said Slinky, who saw a small box.
But as the child turned around, the box revealed itself to be very thinner and longer. The toys let out a loud, anguished shriek and shook the blinds. "Trash can," said Mr. Spell.
"We're doomed," lamented Rex.
Woody, who had had enough of this neurotic and panicky behavior, turned to the panicked toys and said, "OK! THAT'S IT!! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?"
"YES, YES, WE PROMISE," shouts Rex, who is yet scared.
"ALRIGHT," shouts Woody, "save your batteries."
"Yes, fine, Woody," said Hamm, "who uses the old noodles."
Woody came back to the bed. Sarge was standing on a stool next to the bed and he awaited Woody's orders. "Sergeant," said Woody, "set up a renaissance station downstairs. Code red! You know what to do."
"Yes, sir," saluted Sarge, who then jumped down to his army in the 'bucket of soldiers' bucket and gave out orders, "alright, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recognition plan, Charlie. Execute! Let's MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!"
The plastic soldiers in the bucket jumped out of their bucket and started marching out of the room and into the hallway. Everyone else stood and watched.
The army of green soldiers opened the door to Andy's room and proceeded down the dark hallway. A soldier swiftly moved ahead and hid behind a wall. After peeking down the path, he gave a signal to his fellow soldiers, warning them to move forward. A group of soldiers marched forward with a playschool monitor. A few soldiers hid behind the staircase legs and peeked downstairs. Sarge looked down there with his binoculars and saw the children invited to the party all gathered around. "Alright, c'mon, children," said the mother, "everyone in the living room. It's almost time for presents."
The children ran to the living room, leaving the toy soldiers an easy street to get through. Sarge ordered two of his men to jump off down to the stairs. They did so and their parachutes opened up, allowing them to fall slowly and safely to the floor. One soldier gave a signal to bring down a jump rope where that more soldiers could slide down without parachuting.
Back in Andy's room, the toys gathered around the bed where Woody sat with another monitor on a stool. "Very well, runway, walk away," said Hamm as he and the other toys proceeded towards Woody.
"This is how we find out what's in these gifts," said Woody.
Back downstairs, the soldiers marched on to find a place to hide for shelter and watch the presents to get unwrapped, unnoticed. However, the soldiers heard Andy's mother announce, "very well, who's hungry?"
Sarge noticed that she was coming their road and gave a signal to his soldiers to freeze. They all did so as the mother walked out into the hallway saying, "here are the fries! I have a great ranch and barbecue," before she incidentally stepped on one of the soldiers, "OW!! What the hell? Oh…if I even warned you to pick them up."
She swapped all the soldiers away with her foot and walked down the hallway.
Back in the room, everyone waited anxiously for Sarge to contact them. "Shouldn't they be there now? What's taking them so long," asked Rex.
"Hi, these are professionals. They're the best," said Woody, "c'mon, they're not lying at work."
Ironically, the soldiers were lying down as they were in the middle of their job. Sarge and the soldiers came to life again and got up to their feet. Sarge found a big flower pot with leaves that could hide them while they eavesdrop on the unwrapping of Andy's presents. Sarge gave out a signal and ordered his troops to swiftly get into the pot. As they marched on, Sarge heard a moan coming from behind him. It was the soldier who was stepped on by Andy's mother. Sarge was shocked at what just happened to him and went to help him up. "Go ahead without me," said the soldier, "just leave."
"A good soldier never leaves a man behind," replied Sarge who was not letting his man get left behind.
With the soldier behind his side, Sarge gave a hand gesture to his soldiers yet upstairs. They used the jump rope to lower the monitor safely to the stairs. As they touched down, the soldiers carried the monitor to the pot and pushed it in. Sarge and the injured soldier limped to the pot, but a ball came bouncing down the hallway. Sarge noticed that the children were coming back. Sarge picked up the pace. He managed to get to the pot, help the wounded soldier get into it and got in himself.
"Alright, everybody, let's go," said the mother, "everyone, calm down. Now, children, everyone, sit in a circle. No, Andy, Andy, sit in the middle. Well, and what present are you gonna open first?"
The children settled into the living room as the green soldiers got everything ready for informing the toys upstairs about what Andy's new gifts were. "There they are," said Sarge as he looked at the presents with his binoculars.
Back in Andy's room, everyone kept on waiting as Woody's monitor gave out a noise. "Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo," said Sarge, "come in, Mother Bird."
Everyone looked up as Woody said, "this is it. This is it. Silence, silence, silence."
"Very well," said Sarge, "Andy's opening the first gift now."
Everyone listened carefully, while Mr. Potato Head muttered to himself, "Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head."
His blabbering caught Rex and Hamm's attention. They looked at him with confusion. "Hey, I can dream, can't I," said Potato Head.
"The bow's falling off. He's tearing the wrapping paper. It's…it's a…a lunchbox. We have a lunchbox here," said Sarge.
"A lunchbox," asked Woody.
"A lunchbox," asked Potato Head.
"For lunch," said Slinky humorously.
"Very good, second gift," reported Sarge, "it seems to be.....very well, it's the sheets."
"Who invited that child," asked Potato Head.
Back downstairs, Sarge examined the presents as Andy opened them up one by one. Eventually, Andy was down to only one present. "There's only one left," said the mother.
"Very well, we're in the last gift now," reported Sarge to the upstairs toys.
"Last gift," said Woody.
Everyone looked up, hoping that it wasn't something that would replace them. "It's a big one," reported Sarge, "it's a…IT'S A BOARD GAME! REPEAT, BATTLE STATIONS!!"
Everyone cheered, knowing that their dangers were over and they had nothing to concern about now. "Hallelujah! Yes, that's fine," said Hamm as he nudged Potato Head, knocking some of his parts off.
"Hey, watch out," said Potato Head.
"I'm sorry, old hollow head," replied Hamm.
Downstairs, Sarge congratulated his men as they began packing up to go back downstairs. "Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Package it. We're going home," he said.
Upstairs, Woody said to the toys, "then what did I warn you? What? Nothing to concern about."
"I knew you were right all the time, Woody. I never hesitated for a second," said Slinky.
But back downstairs, something unexpected happened. "Wait a moment," said Andy's mother, catching Sarge's attention, "oh, what have we got here?"
The mother pulled something out of the closet. IT WAS ANOTHER PRESENT. This took Sarge by surprise. "Please wait," he said to his men, "turn that fact on again."
"Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mum has taken a surprise gift from the closet. Andy's opening it," Sarge reported to the surprised toys upstairs, "he's really shocked about this. It's a huge package. Oh, get out of the....one of the children is on the road. I can't see."
One of the children blocked Sarge's point of view, preventing him from seeing what was in the out-of-nowhere package. The toys upstairs waited hesitantly for a reply, but there was nothing. "It's a…" Sarge said with confusion for he had no idea what that was.
Back upstairs, Rex lost his patience and shook the stool. "It's a what? WHAT IS THIS," he growled in frustration before shouting out an enraged "STEELE!!"
This yell was so loud that it echoed across downstairs. The monitor fell onto the ground, taking out the batteries and turning the monitor off. "Oh, dear," said Rex.
"Oh, great lizard," yelled Potato Head upset, "now we'll never know what that is."
"Way to go, Rex," yelled Hamm upset.
But the toys didn't know how to do it, but Woody did so. "No, no, turn him around! Turn him over," Woody said frantically.
"He's putting them upside down…here, you're putting them upside down," said Hamm, who was trying to put them back in correctly.
"Positive is positive, negative is negative," said Woody before losing his patience, "oh, leave me."
Woody jumped off the bed and shoved Hamm out of the road.
Facts got more drastic downstairs. Sarge didn't get a glimpse of what the gift was but saw that the children were all beginning to head upstairs into Andy's room. Knowing where they are going, Sarge shouts into the monitor, "RED ALERT! RED ALERT!! ANDY IS COMING UP THE STAIRS!!!"
By this time, Woody eventually got the batteries in place just in time to hear Sarge's warning. "YOUTH CONFUSION, REPEAT, RESUME YOUR POSITIONS NOW," he warned frantically.
Woody instantly realized what was going on and said, "Andy's coming, everyone! Get back to your places! Hurry up!"
All the toys swiftly ran back to where they were before Andy left the room. "Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear," asked Potato Head.
"Out of my road, here I come, here I come," said Rex before hitting a metal trash can and collapsing onto the floor.
The children were mere seconds away from getting into the room. Woody got himself back onto the bed in time and froze like a statue, becoming his toy self again. Andy and the children barged into the room, all shocked about Andy's surprise gift. "Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg. Run, make a space. This is where the spacecraft lands. And it does so. And it does a karate action," said Andy while Woody was swung towards the end of the bed, causing him to slide off.
Woody slid down under the bed as the children gathered around the bed, looking at the surprise present. But they couldn't stay for long. Andy's mother called from downstairs, "c'mon, guys. It's time for fun and games."
The children ran out of the room and the last one shut the door, leaving the room silent once again, hearing the frustrated dinosaur shout his name. A few toys peeked out of the closet and saw something on top of Andy's bed. Rex got up and walked towards the bed with the other toys. "Can you see it," asked Bo Peep.
"What the hell is up there," asked Slinky.
"Woody," called out Rex, "who's there with you?"
But Woody wasn't up there on the bed. He appeared from under the bed. "Woody," asked Slinky, "what are you doing here under the bed?"
"Uh, nothing, uh, nothing," replied Woody, "I'm sure Andy was a little emotional, that's all. Too many cake and ice cream, I guess. It's just a mistake."
"Well, that mistake is in your place, Woody," Potato Head said sarcastically.
Rex gasped. "Have you been replaced," he asked.
"Now let's all be polite and give whatever is up there, a nice and big welcome to Andy's room," said Woody before he started climbing the bed.
He got to the top and saw something astonishing. There was an action figure with a green vest with buttons, a plastic glass helmet, covering a head with a purple vest, covering everything except his face and a stick on his chest that said "space ranger." This looked like an action figure from a space show. He looked around and examined his surroundings. Then he pressed one of his buttons and said, "Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Enter Star Command."
Buzz Lightyear the action figure waited for a response, but got nothing, where he tried again. "Star Command, come in. Do you read me?"
But there was nothing. "Why don't they respond," he asked to himself before noticing his box. "My boat," he gasped.
He ran towards the box and noticed the box's opening. "Dang! This'll take weeks to repair," he said before opening up his wrist communicator and saying, "Buzz Lightyear mission record star date 4-0-7-2. My ship has deviated from its route to the Sector 12. I smash-landed on a strange planet. The impact must've woken me from hyper sleep. The terrain seems a bit unstable. There is yet no reading if the air is breathable and there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere."
Suddenly, Woody appeared right in front of Buzz's face and said, "hello."
Buzz, completely alarmed, gave out a karate yell, frightening Woody, who shrieked. Buzz extended his right arm and pointed his laser towards Woody. "Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I scare you? I didn't mean to do it," said Woody, "I'm sorry! Howdy! My name is Woody and this is Andy's room. Everything I wanted to say. And also, there has been some confusion. This is my place, do you see the bed here?"
Then Buzz noticed a sheriff's badge on Woody's vest. He deactivated his laser and said, "local law application. It's time for them to arrive here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, space explorer, universal protection unit. My ship has landed here by mistake."
"Yes, it's a mistake," replied Woody, "because you see, the bed here is my place."
"I need to repair my turbochargers," said Buzz, "do people yet use fossil fuels or have they discovered crystalline fusion?"
"Well, let's see, we have double A's," replied Woody, who wasn't taking Buzz seriously.
Buzz suddenly noticed the other toys peeking from below. Buzz tackled Woody towards the ground and pointed his laser towards them. "Look at yourself.  STOP, WHO'S GOING THERE," he demanded.
"Don't shoot," pleaded Rex, "it's fine. Friends!"
"Do you know these fashions of life," Buzz asked Woody.
"Yes," responded Woody, "it's Andy's toys."
"Very well, everyone, you're ready to come," Buzz said as he turned off his laser as everyone came on the bed, "I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace."
"Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur," said Rex, who shook Buzz's hand with glee.
"Why, thanks," replied Buzz, "thank you all for your kind welcome."
"I say," said Rex who noticed Buzz's buttons, "what does that button do?"
"I'll show you," said Buzz, who pressed it.
A voice box coming from inside Buzz said, "Buzz Lightyear to the rescue."
The toys were amazed. It was very interesting for them. "Hey, Woody has something like that," said Slinky, "he's just a pulling rope."
"Just it looks like a car ran over it," Potato Head interrupted.
"Oh, yes, but like this," said Hamm, "this is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, right? Well, where are you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?"
"Well, no. Actually, I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four," said Buzz, "as a cast member of the Elite Universal Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion of the evil Emperor Zurg; JURY ENEMY OF THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE!!"
Woody saw on Buzz's box that everything that Buzz said was written on the box's side. He was not very thrilled about Buzz's speech, unlike the other toys. "Oh, really," said Potato Head, "I'm from daycare."
"And I'm from Mattel," said Rex, "well, I'm not really from Mattel. In fact, I'm from a smaller company that was bought in a leveraged purchase."
As everyone chatted, Woody stood with Bo Peep. He was not impressed with not only Buzz. "One would think they'd never seen a new toy before," he said.
"Well, of course, look at him," said Bo Peep, "he has more gadgets in a Swiss army knife."
Slinky looked at the button that activated Buzz's laser, and pressed it. It buzzed, but Buzz swiftly said, "ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to get in the road if my laser goes off."
Slinky nodded in agreement as Potato Head said, "hey, a laser. How come you don't have a laser, Woody?"
"It's not a laser," said Woody, who was now getting annoyed, "it's a small light bulb that blinks."
"What's up with him," asked Hamm.
"The envy of the laser," whispered Potato Head.
Then Woody stood in front of his friends and said, "OK, that's it. Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy."
"Toy," asked Buzz.
"T-O-Y, toy," corrected Woody.
"Excuse me, I think the word you're looking for is space ranger," said Buzz.
"The word I'm looking for......I can't say, because there are preschool toys present," said Woody, who was referring to Potato Head.
"Tense, right," said Potato Head.
"Oh, Mr. Lightyear, I'm curious now," said Rex, "what does a space ranger really do?"
"He's not a space RANGER," Woody said upset, "he doesn't fight evil, nor does he shoot lasers or fly."
"Excuse me," said Buzz, who pressed a button on the left of his chest.
Two expandable wings burst out, surprising everyone. "Oh, impressive wingspan, very good," said Hamm.
"Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly," said Woody, who was again annoyed.
"They are a trillium carbonic alloy, and I can fly," replied Buzz.
"No, you can't," replied Woody.
"Yes, I can," sighed Buzz.
"You can't," replied Woody again.
"Can," said Buzz, who was annoyed.
"CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T," Woody said upset.
"I warn you that I could fly through this room with my eyes closed," said Buzz.
"Very well, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it," said Woody.
"Very well, I will," said Buzz who proceeded towards the end of the bed, "back off, everyone."
Woody crossed his arms and shook his head. He saw Buzz as someone crazy and was out of his mind. Buzz got to the end of the bed, stood up straight, closed his eyes and said, "to infinity.....AND BEYOND," before jumping off.
He landed on a ball and bounced onto the Hot Wheels car. He rode down the track, doing a somersault and flew off as it reached the end of the track. He flew across the room and was caught on a hanging airplane. The airplane whirred around in circles. On the bed, everyone watched as Buzz flew around. Buzz eventually became loose and landed right in front of Woody. He opened his eyes and said, "CAN!!"
The other toys cheered for their new friend. "Oh, hell, you flew superbly," said Rex.
"I found my friend on the move," said Bo.
"Thank you," said Buzz as he retracted his wings, "thank you all. Thank you."
"That wasn't flying," complained Woody, "that was falling in style."
"Man, the dolls should really go for you. Can you show me that," asked Potato Head.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha," said Slinky, "Golly Bob Howdy!"
"Oh, shut up," said Woody as he looked at Buzz and the toys gathered around him, "in a couple of days, everything will be fine as it was. You'll see. You'll see. I'm yet Andy's favorite toy."
Despite Woody's thought of remaining as Andy's favorite toy, facts started taking a turn for the worst for Woody. Woody, who was Andy's favorite toy since he was young, started losing Andy's attention to Buzz. Andy has been fascinated with the space ranger toy, for he had more interesting features, like a laser, pop-up wings, a wrist communicator and a mechanism that caused his arm to do a karate-chop. Andy even brought several Buzz Lightyear posters, made Buzz's new drawings and even bought new bed sheets and pillow, therefore replacing everything related to Woody. Buzz was also getting all the other toys' attention. But Woody, who knew Buzz was a toy suspected that it was all lies. He thought they were toys as well. One night, Andy chose to sleep with Buzz, instead of Woody, who was put in the toy chest. Woody started to concern if he was going to be replaced. He knew he said no one was getting replaced, but was he wrong? Would he get replaced by the new action figure?
Eventually, after a longer night, Woody finally came out of the chest. "At last," he said, realizing that his hat was missing, "hey, who has my hat?"
The squeaky toy shark came out with Woody's hat and said, "look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy."
Woody wasn't impressed. "Ah-ha, ah-ha," he said sarcastically before snatching his hat back, "give it to me."
Woody came out of the chest and saw Buzz speaking with Slinky and Rex. "Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks like I was accepted into your culture," said Buzz as he lifted his right foot, revealing Andy's name, "your boss Andy signs his name on me."
"Wow, even with regular ink," said Rex, who was impressed.
Woody wasn't happy about this. He gritted his teeth and shook his fists. "Well, I have to go back and fix my ship," said Buzz who walked off.
Woody looked at his own foot and saw Andy's name on it as well. "Don't let it get to you, Woody," said Bo Peep, who approached her distressed boyfriend.
"Uh…give why? I don't, uh…what do you mean? Who," asked Woody, who tried staying off topic.
"I know Andy's emotional about Buzz, but you know he'll always have a special place for you," said Bo calmly.
"Yes, like the attic," mocked a passing Potato Head.
This got Woody really stern. "OK, that's it," he snapped.
At Buzz, Robot, Snake and the Rocky Gibraltar toy were helping him fix the ship. Buzz lay on a skateboard and was underneath the box. "Old-fashioned bonding strip," said Buzz who wanted some tape.
"Mr. Lightyear wants more tape," said Robot.
As Buzz worked on his ship, Woody approached him and pulled the skateboard back. "Listen, easy snack. You'll stay away from Andy. It's mine and no one's taking him away from me," said Woody.
"What are you speaking about," asked Buzz, who was confused, "where's this tape?"
Buzz slid back underneath the box, but Woody pulled the skateboard back and said, "and another fact, stop this space man's stuff. It gets on my nerves."
"You say you want to file a complaint with Star Command," replied Buzz, who got up and was not happy.
"Oh-ho, alright, who else, then you want to do it the hard fashion, right," asked Woody.
"Don't even think about it, cowboy," said Buzz.
"OH, YES, ROUGH GUY," mocked Woody, who pushed a button on Buzz's helmet, causing it to whoosh back, exposing Buzz's head to the atmosphere.
With his helmet opened, Buzz panicked and collapsed to the floor. He thought that he was going to suffocate, due to the lack of air. Woody didn't concern. He dryly looked away as Buzz tried to pull himself together. "The air isn't....poisonous," he said, before turning to Woody, "how dare you open a space man's helmet on an unmarked planet? My eyeballs could be sucked from their sockets!"
Buzz closed his helmet up. "Do you really think you're the Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time, I thought it was an act. Hey, guys, look, it's the real Buzz Lightyear," Woody said, making fun of Buzz.
"You're mocking me, no," asked Buzz.
"Oh, dear, oh, dear, BUZZ, LOOK, AN ALIEN," shouts Woody, pointing at the ceiling.
"WHERE," exclaimed Buzz, looking up.
But there was nothing there and Woody burst into laughter. Buzz was annoyed. Woody was trying to make a fool out of Buzz and it was paying off. But Woody's laughter was short-lived. Outside the house, a dog was barking and a child was laughing manically. Buzz and Woody noticed this, along with everyone else. Slinky noticed this and hid under the bed. "Whoops," said Woody.
"It's Sid," responded Slinky.
The toys began panicking and made a duck for shelter. "I thought he was at Campfire Sing-Along," said Rex.
"They probably got him out earlier this year," said Hamm.
"Oh, dear, not Sid," complained Rex.
Woody, Rex, Bo Peep and Potato Head looked out the window and saw next door a boy with black hair and a white hound dog strapped on a chain. "Who is this time," asked Potato Head.
"I…I can't warn," replied Woody, "hey, where's Lenny?"
"Right here, Woody," replied Lenny, the binoculars.
"Oh, dear, I can't stand watching one of these again," lamented Rex.
Woody looked through the blue binoculars and got a better view at what the crazy child was torturing. It was a toy soldier. "Oh, dear, it's a Combat Carl," said Woody.
Buzz came onto the shelf to examine what was going on. "What's up," Buzz asked.
"Nothing that engages you, space man or adventurer. Only we, toys," replied Woody rudely.
"Exactly, we should see that as well," said Buzz, who looked through Lenny and got a view of the tortured toy, "why is that soldier tied to a sabotage charge?"
"That's why. Sid," responded Woody, who showed Buzz the child.
Buzz only managed to see the barking dog. "He's a hairy guy for sure," he said.
"No, no, this is Scud, you idiot," replied Woody, who then directed Lenny towards Scud, "THIS is Sid."
"You mean this happy boy," asked Buzz.
"It's not a happy kid," said Potato Head.
"He answers toys, just for fun," added Rex.
"Well then, we have to do something," said Buzz, who came to the window's edge.
"What are you doing here," asked Bo Peep, who tried to stop Buzz, "get down!"
"I'll teach this kid a lesson," replied Buzz.
"Yes, sure, move ahead. Fight him with your martial arts skills, or melt him with your scary laser," teased Woody, who then pressed Buzz's button, activating his laser.
"Be careful about it," replied Buzz seriously, "it's extremely dangerous."
As the two toys bickered, Lenny watched Sid. Sid was done throwing stuff at the soldier, but instead, he lit a match and lit up a piece of dynamite attached to the soldier's back. "He's turning it on. He's turning it on. HIT THE DECK," he shouts.
Everyone immediately took cover and hid out of sight. There was a loud boom and pieces of the toy started flying everywhere. As it all stopped, everyone looked out the window and saw a dark crater where the soldier once was. "Yes! He's gone, he's history," shouts Sid, who laughs victoriously.
"I could've stopped him," said Buzz.
"Buzz, I'd love to see you try," replied Woody, "of course, I'd love to see you as a crater."
"The sooner we move, the better," said Bo.
It was an early evening and the house was ready to be sold, and Andy's family had been doing great with its progress in packing. Andy mother's came into Andy's room and found him playing with Buzz and Woody. "Oh, all that baggage makes me hungry," she said, "what would the dinner at......ooh…Pizza Planet?"
"Pizza Planet," asked Andy with enthusiasm, "oh, cool!"
He put Woody and Buzz on the desk and ran to his mother. With no one around, the toys came to life once more. As Woody sat alone, and as Buzz looked through a small box of tools, Woody heard Andy's mother saying that Andy could bring only one toy to the restaurant. "One toy," he asked.
Woody overheard their conversation. He yet didn't believe that they were actually real adventurers. While thinking about them, he thought about Buzz and how he was getting Andy's attention so fast. Then he picked up a nearby magic 8-ball and asked, "will Andy get me?"
He shook the ball and waited for its reply. Mournfully, it was an unfortunate "Don't count on it." This got Woody cranky. "DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT," he shouts in frustration.
He hit the ball to the table and it rolled off behind the desk. Woody heard the thud it made and looked behind the desk where it was. It was undamaged, but this gave Woody an idea. He looked at Buzz and then RC, who was sleeping. He turned back to the wall and then at the doorway. He had a plan in mind. "BUZZ," he cried, "oh, Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear, thank heavens. We have danger!"
"Danger," asked Buzz, "where?"
"Downstairs," replied Woody, who pointed behind the desk, "just downstairs, a hopeless toy. It's stuck, Buzz!"
"Then we've no time to waste," replied Buzz, who proudly went to check it out.
With Buzz's head turned, Woody silently walked over and got RC's control remote. As he started climbing the desk, Buzz looked down and saw something. "I don't see anything," he said.
"Oh, he's there! Just, just keep moving," Woody said as he pressed the trigger on the remote, causing RC to accelerate right into Buzz.
Buzz turned back and saw RC charging at him. He jumped out of the road in time. RC hit the billboard and down came numerous pins that were holding Andy's drawings in place. Buzz was unharmed, but the billboard kept coming down until it hit a globe. The round globe rolled towards Buzz, who in turn made a run for it. Woody stood shocked and surprised. This was not what he intended to do so. He was trying to get Buzz stuck behind the desk, but this was going way beyond control. Buzz tripped on some pencils and fell, but rolled to his left towards the window, dodging the globe just in time. The globe rolled off the desk, hitting a lamp post. It rolled in full speed degree rotation, almost hitting Woody, but knocking Buzz out the window. "BUZZ," cried the other toys.
"Buzz," shouts Woody.
Buzz fell in a bush in the front yard. He disappeared from sight. This gave Woody a fright. Everyone else came to the scene and looked for Buzz, but he was nowhere to be seen. "I don't see him at the entrance," said Slinky, "I think he ran into Sid's yard."
"Oh, Buzz," cried Rex.
Woody backed off slowly and silently, trying to avoid frustration from the other toys. RC made squeaky noises, trying to get the other toys' attention. "Hey guys, RC's trying to say something," said Rex, "what is this, boy?"
"He's saying that this was no incident," said Potato Head.
"What do you mean," asked Bo Peep.
"I mean, Humpty Dumpty was pushed......BY WOODY," responded Potato Head, who pointed at Woody.
Everyone gasped and looked at Woody. "Wait a moment. You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you, Potato Head," asked Woody.
"This is Mr. Potato Head for you, you traitorous killer," snapped Potato Head.
"Now, it was an incident, guys. C'mon, you…you need to believe me," said Woody.
"We believe in you, Woody," said Slinky, much to Potato Head's irritation, "right, Rex?"
"Well, yes…no…I don't like confrontations," said Rex, who backed off.
Behind Woody, Sarge appeared from the Bucket of Soldiers bucket and expressed his outrage towards Woody. "WHERE IS YOUR HONOR, DIRT BAG?! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MESS!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TOO MANY," he yelled before Woody closed the lid on him.
"You couldn't handle Buzz cutting your playtime, could you, Woody," said Potato Head, "I didn't want to face the fact that Buzz could be Andy's new favorite toy, where you got rid of him. But what if Andy starts playing more with me, Woody, right? You gonna hit me out the window as well?"
Woody nodded no hesitantly as Hamm said, "I don't think we should give him a chance."
The Bucket of Soldiers burst open and all the soldiers came out. "There he is, men. Shred him," ordered Sarge.
"We'll tie him up by the rope," said Potato Head.
"I have ruffles on my hat," added Hamm.
"Would you guys stop this," said Bo Peep, who tried to stop the conflict.
"No, no, no, wait! I can explain everything," Woody desperately said.
But before anything bad could really happen, they heard Andy's voice. "Alright, Mum, get down. I have to get Buzz," he said.
The toys noticed that Andy was coming back. They all ran back to where they were before he left. "Retire," ordered Sarge.
Woody froze like a statue and lay on the desk. Andy came in the room and saw that Buzz was missing. He looked under his bed as he said, "Mum, do you know where Buzz is?"
"No, I didn't see him," replied the mother.
Woody looked at his owner before looking for Buzz, but also saw Potato Head with Etch. He drew a picture with Woody's pull string on a construction crane. This indicated that he was in big danger. "Andy, I'm going out the door," called the mother.
"But Mum, I can't find him," replied Andy.
"Darling, just catch another toy, now let's go," replied the mother.
"Oh, very well," sighed Andy as he took Woody.
Down below, Andy came to the car where his mother was waiting. "I didn't find my Buzz. I know I left him there," he said.
"Darling, I'm sure he's close behind. You'll find him," assured the mother.
As Andy came into the car, Buzz appeared from the bushes. He wasn't hurt, but he was not happy. Buzz jumped onto the car with him as it drove off.
Back at Andy's room, the toys attempted to rescue Buzz by giving him a rope of monkeys from the Barrel of Monkeys. It wasn't working well since the line was too short. "It's very short," said Slinky, "we need more monkeys."
"It doesn't exist anymore. That's the entire barrel," said Rex, who tossed the barrel off and called out, "Buzz, the monkeys aren't working. We're formulating another plan. Stay calm! Oh, where could he be?"
Meanwhile, far from the house, Andy's mother drove the car to a Dinoco gas station to fill the car up with gas. Andy had Woody behind him as he awaited the imminent dinner at Pizza Planet. "May I help pump the gas," asked Andy.
"Sure," replied the mother, "I'll even let you go."
"What," asked Andy.
"Yes, if you're sixteen," responded the mother.
"Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mum," replied Andy, who had his mother's joke.
Both Andy and his mother came out of the car. With Andy not noticing, Woody looked up in despair as he lay on the seat. "Oh, great," he moaned to himself, "how am I going to convince these guys that it was an incident?"
But as he thought about what might possibly happen next, he saw something appear from the upper window. He recognized this and rose with emotion. It was Buzz. "Buzz," he said.
Buzz came down to the car seat with a bug on his helmet. Although Woody was happy to see Buzz alive, Buzz was not pleased at all with what Woody had done. "BUZZ! HA!! YOU CAME BACK!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!! OH, I'M SAVED, I'M SAVED!!!!! Andy will find you here. He'll take us back into the room and then you can warn everyone that this was all a big mistake," said Woody as he took the bug off Buzz's helmet, "what? Right…buddy?"
"I just want you to know that even though you tried to end me, revenge is not an idea that we promote on my planet," replied Buzz eventually.
"Oh, well, that's good," said Woody.
"But we're not on my planet," whispered Buzz, "are we?"
"No," responded Woody, who wasn't sure what to say.
With Woody saying that they weren't on his planet, Buzz caught Woody and jumped out of the car. He hit Woody's head against the ground and they both rolled under the car. Buzz kicked Woody to one of the tires. This got Woody very stern. It was no more Mr. Nice Guy for him. "Alright," he snapped as he ran to Buzz, "c'mon. Do you want a piece of cake?"
But Buzz punched Woody in the face, causing his face to spin in circles. After stopping his head from rotating, Woody tackled Buzz to the floor and opened his helmet. He started punching Buzz's face, but Buzz had his hand free and with that said, he pressed the button that closed his helmet. It closed on Woody's fingers. "OW," he shouts.
Then Woody started punching Buzz's chest multiple times. Buzz's voice box started saying "Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the rescue."
But before he could muster, both two suddenly heard Andy's mother saying, "next stop?"
"Pizza Planet, yes," replied the emotional Andy.
Andy came into the car and the engine ignited. The car took off, leaving Woody and Buzz behind. "Andy," said Woody.
It's too late since the car had already left and the two were stranded. "Doesn't he know that I'm not there," asked Woody before starting to despair, "I'm lost. I'm a lost toy!"
Woody started sobbing over losing his owner. As for Buzz, he opened his wrist communicator and said, "Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff and I seem to be at some huge gas station."
Woody heard Buzz and got frustrated again. "You," he growled before running after him.
But before Woody could engage into another fight, they heard a honking sound. They both looked up and saw a huge truck pulling into the station. While Buzz ran for shelter, Woody turned blank and plopped right down to the ground. The truck's tires stopped right in front of Woody's face. As Woody came back to life, he got up and backed off from the tire. He wasn't relieved that he wasn't run over. But while backing up, he bumped into Buzz, who was again speaking to his wrist. "According to my navigational computer, the…"
Buzz was interrupted by the short-tempered Woody. "Shut up," he snapped, "just shut up, you idiot."
"Sheriff, this is no time to panic," replied Buzz.
"This is the perfect time to panic," said Woody, "I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're leaving their house in two days and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!"
"My…my fault," replied the enraged Buzz, "if you hadn't pushed me out of the window at all…"
"Oh, yes? Well, if you hadn't turned up your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken everything I didn't like," said Woody.
"Don't speak to me about reluctance," replied Buzz, "because of you, the safety of this entire universe is at risk."
"WHAT," exclaimed a confused Woody, "what are you speaking about?"
"Right now on the edge of the galaxy," replied Buzz, who looked up at the night heavens, "Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon that can destroy an entire planet. I alone have information that will reveal this weapon's only weakness. And YOU, my friend, ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYING MY APPOINTMENT WITH STAR COMMAND!!"
This speech about a weapon that didn't even exist caused Woody to lose it. "YOU…ARE…A…TOY! YOU AREN'T THE REAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!! You're a…you're an action figure! You are a child's play fact!"
Buzz wasn't impressed at all. "You are a mournful, strange little man and you have my pity," he said before raising his hand doing a salute, "farewell."
"OH, YES, WELL, GO CRAZY, YOU MORON," replied the frustrated Woody.
Buzz walked off in one direction while Woody walked off in a separate direction. As he stormed off, he muttered to himself. "Rendezvous with Star Command."
But his frustration ceased as he spotted a truck with a rocket on top. It was a Pizza Planet truck. Woody read what it said on the rocket and became shocked. It was likely this car would be heading for Pizza Planet. "Pizza Planet? ANDY," he said before concerning again, "oh, dear. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. BUZZ! BUZZ, COME BACK!!"
"Go away," replied Buzz.
"No, Buzz, you have to come back, I…" begged Woody, who turned back to the rocket, "I found a spaceship!"
Buzz stopped and turned back. "It's a spaceship, Buzz," said Woody.
Buzz wasn't sure what to make of it, but decided to go back and check it out. They saw the Pizza Planet truck parked and getting some gas. "C'mon, man, hurry up! Um, as if the pizzas were getting cold here," said the driver, "yes, yes, in which fashion?"
While the driver was getting directions to Cutting Boulevard, Buzz said, "now are you sure this freighter will return to its original port as soon as it throws the food supply overboard?"
"Um, and if we get there, we'll find a road to take you home," replied Woody.
"Right," added Buzz as he ran towards the car, "let's get in."
"No, no, no, wait. Buzz, Buzz," stopped Woody, "let's step into the background. Nobody will see us there."
"Negative," replied Buzz, "there are no restraint belts in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit."
Buzz climbed aboard the car and jumped through the window to the front seat. He was unnoticed by the driver. "Buzz," Woody said desperately, trying to stop him.
But the car's engine ignited, signifying that it was about to ride off. Woody, with no time to think, ran to the back of the car and got himself in the cargo using the back window. He looked down at Buzz with a seat-belt. "Safer in the cockpit than in the cargo hold," mocked Woody, "what an idiot."
Suddenly, the driver stepped on the gas and the car took off, riding fast towards its intended destination. This sudden movement caused Woody to fly backwards, sideways, all over the cargo. He didn't have any seat-belts on. There were other facts alongside Woody, but they were just old containers for food and drinks. There was also a big box. It rolled to the back of the cargo, right where Woody was. It squished him. Turned out Buzz was right after all; it was safer in the cockpit, or front seat.
The Pizza Planet car arrived at the restaurant. "The next shuttle start is scheduled for T-minus thirty moments and is counted," said a man on P.A.
Buzz saw a big rocket and was amazed. He felt that he was getting closer to Star Command. He took the seat-belt off and looked at the restaurant entrance. There were two robotic guards, who lifted and lowered their spears for anyone who entered the restaurant. "You can enter now," they said to two guests, "welcome to Pizza Planet."
Buzz jumped back and opened a window to the back seat. "Sheriff," Buzz called, "Sheriff?"
The box lowered and there was Woody, almost unconscious from impact. "There you are," said Buzz, "now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a road to get in."
As Woody tried getting up, he had a cup over his head. This gave Buzz an idea. "Great idea, Woody," he said, "I like your thinking."
Using an old burger container and a cup, Woody and Buzz hid for cover, waiting for the entrance to open up. "You can enter immediately," said the robots again to two other guests, "welcome to Pizza Planet."
Once the doors opened, Buzz said, "now. Run, Sheriff, the airlock closes."
Woody and Buzz rushed inside, and made it. They stopped and stayed motionless as a group of children ran out. With them gone, Buzz started running again, but only ended up bumping into Woody. "Watch where you're going," he said.
"I'm sorry," replied Buzz.
The two allies ran behind an arcade game and uncovered themselves. Buzz walked off and saw a spectacular view of the restaurant's arcades. "What a spaceport," said Buzz, "good job, Woody."
There were all sorts of space-themed rides and activities. Children everywhere were enjoying these. As Buzz looked on, Woody heard a familiar voice. It was Andy. "Mum, can I play Black Hole," asked Andy to his mother, "please, please, please?"
"Andy," said Woody with glee.
"Now we have to find a ship heading for Sector 12," said Buzz, who was suddenly pulled back by Woody.
"Wait a moment, no, Buzz. That way," said Woody as he ran behind the numerous arcade games, "I just saw a special ship."
"You mean it was hyper-drive," asked Buzz.
"Hyperactive, hyper-drive," responded Woody, "an astro...uh, lawn."
"Where is this? I…I don't see that...." Buzz said before spotting another rocket, "SPACESHIP!!"
There was a sign that said, "ready to launch." Believing that this would help him, Buzz ran towards the ship. As for Woody, he was focused on Andy that he was barely paying attention to Buzz. "Alright, Buzz, get ready...and…alright, Buzz, if I go, we'll jump into the basket," he said before noticing that Buzz was running off, "BUZZ!!"
Buzz didn't pay attention to Woody. He ran towards the rocket and jumped into the prize area. As Andy and his family had walked off, foiling Woody's chance of reuniting with his owner. "This cannot be happy to me," he snapped.
He started walking off towards the rocket in frustration, only to be stopped by the wandering people. Inside the rocket, Buzz saw a wall in front of him, but there was a place where he could catch hold. He caught the top of the wall and flung upward. He landed in a pile of squeaky aliens. These aliens were green, had a blue spacesuit, a little antennae and three big eyes. They all looked at the space ranger that had entered his area. "A stranger," said one.
"From the outside," said another.
"Ooh," they all said.
"Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear," greeted Buzz, "I'm coming at peace."
The aliens advanced the 'stranger.' He was curious of them. Woody eventually got a chance to move forward and approach the rocket. He got in the same fashion that Buzz did so; through the prize slot. "This is an intergalactic emergency. I have to command your ship to Sector 12. Who's responsible there?"
The aliens pointed upwards and said together. "The claw."
There was a metal claw at the top of the rocket. It turned out this rocket was just a silly crane machine. "The claw is our master," said an alien.
"The claw decides who goes and who stays," said another.
"This is ridiculous," muttered Woody.
But before Woody could get Buzz, he heard a familiar voice behind him. Woody turned around and gasped. It was Sid Phillips. He was acting harsh on one of the arcade games and stubbornly hit the machine as it buzzed off. Then he was approaching the crane game. "Oh, dear," said Woody, "Sid. GET DOWN!!"
Woody dove into the pile of aliens and hid Buzz underneath the aliens as Sid installed some tokens into the game. As for Buzz, he said to Woody, "what got into you, Sheriff? I was…"
"You are the one who decided to climb into this…"
Woody's bickering was interrupted by an alien. "The claw," he said as the claw moved up above, "it moves."
The claw lowered and picked up one of the aliens above Buzz. "I've been selected," he said, "farewell, my friends. I'm going to a better place."
"Got ya now," said Sid, who then noticed Buzz as he dropped the alien in the prize lot, "a Buzz Lightyear? No way!"
Woody spotted a small door in the rocket. He pushed the aliens in his road, trying to get to it. He turned the door's knob and the door opened. But by this time, Sid had already positioned the claw above Buzz. It lowered it and it got Buzz's helmet. "Yes," Sid said.
Woody gasped and pulled Buzz back from ending up in Sid's hands. Upon seeing Buzz get lowered, Sid snapped, "HEY, YOU!! WHAT GIVES?!"
He attempted to get Buzz through the pile of aliens, but the claw was too strong. "He was selected," said one alien.
"He has to go," said another.
The aliens caught Woody and pushed him away from the door. "What are you doing here," Woody asked frustratedly, "stop that! Stop, you zealots!"
It's too late since Buzz was taken away, but so was Woody. "Alright, double prices," said Sid.
Sid took Woody and Buzz from the prize lot and said, "let's go home and play."
With two new prizes in his possession, Sid rode his skateboard back to his house. Buzz, Woody and the alien were put in a big bag. "Sheriff, I can see your home from there," Buzz said to Woody, "you're almost home."
"Nelvana is coming," said the alien, "the mystic portal awaits."
"Will you be silent," asked Woody, "you guys don't understand, do you? Once we go to Sid's house, we won't go out."
Once Sid came inside the house, the toys in the bag came face-to-face with Sid's dog, Scud. He barked psychotically once Sid entered the house. "Whoa, Scud, hey, boy! Sit down, good boy," said Sid, who then reached into his bag, "hey, I have something for you, boy."
Sid took the alien out of the bag and placed it on Scud's face. "Ready, steady, NOW," said Sid.
Swift as a flash, Scud attacked the alien ferociously. Woody and Buzz looked on in horror as the dog tore at the alien. "Hannah," called Sid, "HEY, HANNAH!!"
Hannah Phillips, Sid's younger sister, came before her cranky brother with her doll. "What," she asked.
"Did I receive my package in the mail," asked Sid.
"I don't know," replied Hannah.
"What do you mean, you don't know," snarled Sid.
"I don't know," replied the annoyed Hannah.
"Oh, dear, Hannah," said Sid.
"What," asked Hannah.
"Look at Janie," replied Sid, who then took Hannah's doll.
"HEY, YOU," exclaimed Hannah.
"She's ill," said Sid.
"No, it isn't," replied Hannah, who tried getting back her doll.
"I'll have to do one of my operations," teased Sid who then ran upstairs with the doll and bag.
Sid didn't notice the two uncalled-for friends, because he was so focused on teasing his little sister. "No, not in Sid's room," lamented Woody, "not there."
Sid came to his room and locked the door, right as Hannah appeared to stop him. Sid threw the bag onto his bed and walked to his desk. "Oh, dear, we have an ill patient here, nurse. Get the operating room ready, stat! The patient is ready," Sid said to himself as he did something horrible to the doll, "nobody's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. Now for the hard part; forceps!"
Sid caught a pterodactyl toy and continued doing his plan. "I don't think that man ever went to medical school," said Buzz.
Sid did a few more facts with the two toys, until eventually, he stopped. "Doctor, you did it," he said, before walking towards the door.
Woody and Buzz hid for cover while Sid walked by. Sid opened the door and showed Hannah her doll. "Jane is better now," he said.
But to Hannah's horror, Sid cut off the doll head and replaced it with the head of the pterodactyl toy. Hannah let out a loud, anguished shriek and ran to find her mother. "Mum, Mum," she cried.
"She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true," shouts Sid, who runs out of the room to stop his sister, leaving the wrecked toy behind.
With Sid gone, Woody and Buzz looked out of the bag and looked at the doll that had lost her head. Woody was frightened by everything in the room. Pieces of broken toys were everywhere, even in the lava lamp. "We're gonna die," lamented Woody who then ran out of the bag, "I'm out of here."
Woody ran to the edge of the bed and jumped onto the door knob. He tried turning it, but it wouldn't budge. "Closed," he said, before coming down, "there must be another road out of here."
Woody slowly and silently walked around the room, looking for a possible road out. He spotted a wheel rolling across the floor. Woody caught a pencil from the floor and walked around, looking for a road out. Something rushed behind as he kept his guard up. Woody stopped and asked, "uh, Buzz, was that you?"
Woody caught a flashlight as he heard another noise, this time coming from under the bed. He turned on the flashlight and wove it frantically under the bed. He spotted a toy that didn't seem dangerous. "Hey, hi, man," Woody said, "come here. Do you know a road out?"
The toy had a human head with robotic legs and robotic pinchers that looked like a crab's arms. He walked out from under the bed and looked at Woody. As he did so, Woody gasped and shivered in fear. The head was missing an eye. The sight of this spider toy, or Babyface, gave Woody a fright. Another toy came from another part of the room. This one was a fishing rod with Barbie doll legs, simply named Legs. Another toy, Hand-in-the-Box, came out and approached the broken Janie doll. Other toys, including a Roller Bob, a jet pilot action figure whose torso was attached to a mini skateboard, a wind-up frog and a Jingle Joe toy with a Combat Carl staked on top of a Melody Push chime, approached the broken doll as well. The Jingle Joe toy stopped at Woody and turned off the flashlight. Woody frantically dropped the flashlight and ran back on top of the bed where it was safer. The two horrified friends watched as the mutant toys gathered around the broken doll and carried away its remains. "They're cannibals," said Buzz.
Woody dove back into the bag for safety. Buzz followed him as Buzz pressed one of his chest buttons and said, "mayday, mayday, c'mon, Star Command. Send reinforcements. Star Command, do you copy that?"
Then Buzz pointed his laser out of the bag and into the room and said, "I set my laser to stun and murder."
Woody didn't feel any better and was rather annoyed. "Aw, great, great, yes, and if someone attacks us, we can blink them to death," he said sarcastically.
Meanwhile, back at Andy's house, the toys were completely unaware at what had become of Woody and Buzz. Rex and Slinky were yet at the window, searching for Buzz. Rex was using a small flashlight to scan the ground for his friend. As he examined the ground, he heard a rustling noise in the bushes and said, "hey, guys, I think I found him. BUZZ, ARE YOU THERE?!"
But the rustling was just a cat. "WHISKERS," shouts Rex with annoyance, "will you get out of here? You're interfering with the search and rescue."
Down below, Andy's mother's car appeared and drove into the driveway. Rex turned off his flashlight as it did so. "Look, they're home," he whispered.
As the car stopped, Andy came out of the car and noticed that Woody was not in there. "Mum, did you see Woody," he asked.
"Where was the last place you left him," asked the mother.
"Right here in the van," responded Andy.
"I'm sure he's there, you're not looking hard enough," said the mother.
"He's not here, Mum," replied Andy, "Woody's gone."
The toys listening from up above heard every word. Bo Peep gasped and said, "is Woody gone?"
"Oh, boy, the weasel ran away," said Hamm.
"What, what? I warned you he was guilty," said Potato Head.
"Who would've thought they were capable of such atrocities," said Rex.
Slinky was very distraught over the disappearance of his friend. Slinky looked at Bo as she said, "oh, Slink, I hope he's fine."
Right next door, he was trapped inside Sid's room. He just took the pleasure of torturing him. "Oh, a survivor. WHERE'S THE REBEL BASE?! SPEAK," yelled Sid upset.
Sid was torturing Woody. "I can see your win is strong," he said as he opened up the window blinds, "well, we have fashions to get you speaking."
Sid pulled out a magnifying glass and put it right above Woody's forehead. It started to burn. "Where are your rebel friends now," he asked manically.
But before Sid could do further harm, he heard his mother from downstairs. "Sid, your pop tarts are ready," she called.
"Very well," he said as he left the room.
Woody, on the other hand, was left with a burning spot on his forehead. "DAAHHHH," he shrieked.
He ran to a breakfast bowl and hit his head into the remaining liquid, desperately trying to stop the burn from getting worse. As for Buzz, he got mini toy plungers stuck to his helmet and bottom. "You alright," Buzz asked Woody, "I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A minor man would've spoken under such torture."
Woody looked at the reflection of a spoon to look at his forehead. "I certainly hope this isn't permanent," he said.
"Yet no word from Star Command," said Buzz, "we're not that far from the space door."
However, while looking at himself, Woody noticed that the door was open. They were free to escape. "The door," he said, "IT'S OPEN, WE'RE FREE!!"
"Woody, we don't know what's out there," said Buzz.
"I'll warn you what...." Woody said before stopping at the sight of the mutant toys standing right in front of them.
Woody shrieked while he hid behind Buzz for protection. "They're gonna hurt us, Buzz," Woody said, "do something fast."
"Protect your eyes," said Buzz who then turned on his laser.
The laser was actually having no effect on the toys. This left Buzz confused. "This doesn't work. I reloaded it before I left that. It should be good for....."
"You're an idiot! You're a toy," shouts Woody, "use your karate chop action."
Woody pressed the button on Buzz's back and Buzz's right arm came going down and up swiftly. "Hey, hey, how are you," asked Buzz.
Woody paid no attention and continued fending off the mutant toys. "Back, back, back, you barbarians, back," he said.
"Woody, stop that," said Buzz.
"I'm sorry, guys, but dinner has been canceled," said Woody.
With himself right at the doorway, Woody ran off. "There's no place like home. There's no place like home," he said as he ran to the stairs, "there's no place like home."
But as he kept going downstairs, he stopped and gasped. Scud was sleeping right below him. Woody almost awakened the beast that tore apart the alien toy last night. Woody frightfully and silently backed off from the dog, back upstairs, where Buzz caught Woody and whispered, "another stunt like that, cowboy, you're gonna get us murdered."
"Don't warn me what to do," replied Woody.
Then Buzz ran across upstairs, without awakening Scud. He gave a hand gesture, warning Woody to follow him. Just like Buzz, Woody cowardly crawled towards Buzz. Scud was yet sleeping. The two friends silently walked off, trying to avoid awakening the beast, but Woody's pull string incidentally caught on the stair's metal poles. As they walked slowly and silently, the string became undone, causing Woody's voice box to say something. "YEE-HAW!! Giddyap, partner. We have to move this train of wagons."
This awakened Scud and he walked upstairs to investigate. "Let's separate," ordered Buzz.
Woody hid in a nearby closet while Buzz hid in the closet room nearby. It was where Sid's family was snoozing. Buzz hid behind the door as Scud entered. He stayed silent, but fortunately, Scud didn't see him and he only saw the father sleeping on his chair. Losing interest, Scud walked off. As Buzz watched Scud walk off, Buzz suddenly heard a voice. "Call Buzz Lightyear. C'mon, Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?"
"Star Command," said Buzz shockingly.
But as Buzz was about to make contact, he heard another voice, this time one of a little boy. This was all coming from the television. "Buzz Lightyear replying. Read it loud and clear."
"Buzz Lightyear, Planet Earth needs your help," said the first voice.
"On the road," said another.
This was all a commercial. "BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!! The world's biggest superhero, now the biggest toy in the world! Buzz has it all; locked wrist communicator," said the loud announcer.
"Call Buzz Lightyear," said the commercial boy.
"Karate cutting action, pulsating laser light, multi-phase voice simulator," continued the announcer.
"There's a secret mission in an unexplored space," said the Buzz on the commercial.
Buzz pressed his own chest button and his voice box said the exact same fact. Buzz could not believe what he was watching and what he was hearing. "And above all," continued the announcer, "high pressure space wings."
"To infinity and beyond," said the Buzz on the commercial.
There was even a message at the bottom of the screen, saying "Not a flying toy." This horrified Buzz more. "Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you," concluded the announcer.
"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR," shouts the commercial chorus.
"Available in all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the three-county area," said the final announcer.
The commercial eventually ended. The entire fact left not only Buzz. Buzz himself, who thought he was a real space ranger all this time, was actually a deluded toy. He even looked at his wrist communicator and it said "Made in Taiwan." It was always there, but Buzz never saw it. By now, it was all pretty clear; Buzz was indeed a toy and Woody was right. Buzz mournfully walked out of the room in depression. All the facts he thought he was, all these beliefs, vanished like a snowflake. Buzz looked to his left and looked out the window. He saw a bird flying by. This reminded Buzz at what Woody said earlier. "You are a toy, you cannot fly."
Buzz felt horrible, but then thought of something. He lifted his head up, closed his wrist communicator and climbed the staircase. Upon reaching the top, he opened his wings. He stared out the window and, with immense bravery and courage, said, "to infinity and beyond," before jumping.
He tried jumping out the window to show he really could fly. But as he made it halfway to China there, he started falling. Buzz's bravery turned into shock. He was falling. Buzz landed with a thud and collapsed. But not only that, but his left arm broke off. Now it all became clear; Buzz couldn't fly, and he was a toy. Buzz fell into depression as a result. As he lay on the floor with his broken arm, Hannah came walking by. "Mum," she called, "Mum, have you seen my Sally doll?"
Hannah incidentally stepped on Buzz's wing while walking down the hallway. "What, darling," replied the mother, "what was that?"
"It doesn't matter," responded Hannah, who looked at the broken Buzz Lightyear toy. What was she going to do with it?
After waiting a few moments, Woody eventually opened the closet door. The door knob was very high up and Woody fell to the floor. A giant ball landed on his head. "Buzz, the coast is clear," he moaned dizzily, "Buzz, where are you?"
Woody suddenly heard Buzz's voice box. "There's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go," it said.
It was coming from a different, close to Sid's. Woody slowly walked towards it with a pile of lights. He peeked inside and saw Hannah with her own toys, along with Buzz having a tea feast. "Really," said Hannah, "this is so interesting. Do you want some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?"
"Buzz," said Woody.
"It's so nice to be with you so late," continued Hannah.
Buzz had a pink apron. Woody needed to think of a fashion to get Hannah out of the room where he could retrieve Buzz. Woody backed off and called out, "Hannah, oh, Hannah," imitating Hannah's mother.
Hannah heard this call. "Mum," she called, "excuse me, ladies. I'll be back."
Hannah left her room to find her mother. "What is this, Mum," she asked, "Mum, where are you?"
With Hannah out of the road, Woody ran into the room and saw Buzz in his tea feast cloth. "Buzz, hey," said Woody, "Buzz, are you alright?"
"GONE," cried Buzz, "it's gone. Everything's gone. Bye-bye, whoo-hoo, farewell."
"What just happened to you," asked Woody.
"One moment you're defending the entire galaxy, then suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with…" Buzz said, who then turned to the two wrecked dolls at the table, "Marie Antoinette and her little sister."
"I think you've had enough tea today," said Woody, who took the cup out of Buzz's hand, "let's get here, Buzz."
"DON'T YOU GET THAT," Buzz yelled upset, but crazily, "YOU SEE THE HAT?! I AM MRS. NESBITT!!"
Then Buzz broke out in pyschotic laughter. "SNAP OUT OF THIS, BUZZ," shouts Woody.
Woody swiftly opened Buzz's helmet and slapped him in the head with his detached arm. Buzz came back to his senses. "I, I, I'm…I'm sorry, you're right, I'm just a little depressed, that's all," said Buzz as they walked out of the room, "I…I can get through that....."
Buzz suddenly broke down once again. "OH, I'M A HUMBUG," he suddenly yelled upset, "look at me."
The instant Buzz started shouting Woody tried silencing him to prevent unwanted attention. "Silence, Buzz," he said.
"I can't even fly out of a window," said Buzz crazily, "the hat looked good. Warn me the hat looked good? The apron is a bit much."
Woody looked out the window Buzz tried flying out of, but then looked at the window in Sid's room. It had a view of Andy's house. This gave Woody an idea. "Out the window? Buzz, you're a genius," said Woody, who caught the lights and dragged Buzz to Sid's room, "please, this way."
"YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING, AT LAST," said Buzz crazily.
Back in Andy's room, Potato Head and Hamm were playing Battleship on Andy's desk. Hamm was wearing Potato Head's hat. "B-3," suggested Potato Head.
"Miss," corrected Hamm, "G-6."
"Oh, you dropped it," complained Potato Head, "are you peeking?"
"Oh, stop lamenting and pay up," said Hamm as Potato Head took off his left ear, "no, no, not your ear. Gimme your nose, please."
"How about three out of five," suggested Potato Head.
Woody opened the window and saw Andy's window opened as well. "HEY, GUYS, GUYS," he called.
Potato Head and Hamm saw Woody next door and were surprised. Woody was in the house of their worst enemy. "Son of a building block, that's Woody," exclaimed Potato Head.
"He's in the psycho's bedroom," added Hamm as Woody waved hello, "EVERYONE, IT'S WOODY!!"
Slinky, Bo Peep and Rex became shocked and came to the window. "You're joking," said Rex.
Woody stood emotionally. "We're coming from here, Buzz," he said to Buzz who was on the floor, "Buzz?"
Buzz was playing with his detached arm. He pretended that it was a rocket smashing. "Hey, Woody," called out Rex to Bo Peep.
Woody turned back to his friends at the house next door. "Ha, oh, boy, am I glad to see you, guys," he said.
"I knew you're coming back, Woody," said Slinky.
"What are you doing over there," asked Bo.
"It's a long story, but I'll explain later. Here, capture this," said Woody as he threw the lights to the window.
Slinky caught the light with his paws. "I have it, Woody," he called.
"He has it, Woody," said Rex.
"Good work, Slinky," said Woody, "now just, just, tie it to something."
"Hey, wait, wait, wait, I have a better idea," said Potato Head, who seemed shocked but suddenly snatched the lights away from Slinky, "what if we don't."
"HEY, YOU," snapped Slinky.
"Potato Head," snapped Bo.
"Did you all take stupid pills this morning," asked Potato Head rudely, "have you forgotten what he did to Buzz, and now you want him out here?"
"No, no, no, no, no, no! You have…you're all wrong, Potato Head," said Woody, "Buzz is good. Buzz is right here, he's with me."
"You are a liar," shouts Potato Head.
"No, I'm not," replied Woody, "Buzz, come here and warn the nice toys that you're…that you're not dead."
But Buzz ignored Woody and instead took off the sticker under his wrist communicator and tore it apart. Woody realized that Buzz was not coming up there alone. "Just a second," he said to the toys next door.
Woody ran to the edge of the desk as he asked, "Buzz, will you come up here and give me a hand?"
Instead of going up to Woody, Buzz tossed his detached arm to Woody. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, it's a lot of fun, Buzz…THIS IS SERIOUS," yelled Woody upset.
"Hey, Woody," called out Rex, "where'd you go?"
"He's lying," said Potato Head, "Buzz's not there."
Woody had to think of some fashion to convince the toys next door that Buzz was with him. Woody came up with a plan. "Oh, hi, Buzz," said Woody, "why don't you say hello to the guys over there?"
Woody showed the toys Buzz's arm, but not the detached part of it. He was imitating Buzz's voice from behind the window. "Hello there, fellas, to infinity and beyond," he said.
"Hey, look, it's Buzz," exclaimed Rex.
"Hey, Buzz," continued Woody, "let's show the guys our new secret best friend's handshake. Gimme a five, man."
Hamm and Potato Head were starting to get suspicious. "Something's difficult here," said Hamm.
"Then you see, we're friends now, guys, aren't we, Buzz," said Woody, "you wanna bet? Gimme a hug!"
Woody positioned the arm to make it as if Buzz was giving him a hug. "Look, it is Buzz," said Slinky, "now give back the lights, Potato Head."
"Wait just a moment," said Potato Head stubbornly, "what are you trying to pull?"
"Nothing," said Woody.
Suddenly, the toys let out loud, anguished shrieks. As Woody turned back to them, he incidentally revealed the entire detached arm. The toys found this nasty. Woody realized his mistake and gasped. Rex found this too disturbing for him to handle. He turned his head behind the window and vomited. "Oh, that is disgusting," said Hamm.
"MURDERER," shouts Potato Head.
"No, no, no, no," begged Woody.
"YOU MURDEROUS DOG," shouts Potato Head.
"That's not what you think, I swear," begged Woody.
"Save it for the jury," replied Potato Head, "I hope Sid pulls out your boarding pass, you freak."
Potato Head dropped the lights. "No, no, no, no, don't leave, don't leave," cried Woody, "you have to help us, please. You don't know how it's over there!"
"C'mon, let's get out of here," said Potato Head.
The toys started leaving the window. "Return to our lives, citizens. Show's over," said Hamm.
The toys left the window, except for Slinky. He stood disgusted and upset at what he had seen. The toy who he had trusted all these years, the one he stood up for if he was accused for murder, had Buzz's detached arm. He mournfully turned to walk away. "SLINK," cried Woody, "SLINK, PLEASE! WAIT!! LISTEN TO ME!!!"
But Slinky didn't say anything. He mournfully turned back to Woody and slowly closed the window blinds. "NO! NO, COME BACK!! SLI-I-I-INKYYY," he cried.
Clouds began rolling over Sid's house. Woody sobbed at the loss of his friend, but his friends were nowhere to be seen. As he stood upset, Woody heard a noise behind him. He turned and saw Buzz, surrounded by the mutant toys. "BUZZ," he exclaimed.
Woody came off the desk and ran to his friend under attack. "Go away, you disgusting creeps," demanded Woody.
But Babyface turned to Woody and caught the detached arm. Woody tried pulling it off. "Alright, that's it, back, you cannibals," he shouts before losing his grip on the arm.
Woody flew backwards as Babyface gave the other mutant toys the arm. Woody got back up and ran to the cannibals. "He's yet alive, AND YOU WON'T GET HIM, YOU MONSTERS," shouts Woody, who pushes all the mutant toys out of the road.
But as Woody eventually got the mutant toys out of the road, he saw something unusual. Instead of getting eaten alive, Buzz had his detached arm back on. "Hey, they fixed you," said Woody who looked at Buzz's fixed arm, "but…but they're cannibals. We saw them eating these other toys."
But the mutant toys moved off and there was Hannah's doll and Janie the pterodactyl, both with their retrospective heads back on. Woody got up and felt guilty. These toys whom he thought were monsters were actually fearful. They fixed the two damaged toys and Buzz's arm. "I'm sorry," said Woody, "I thought you would....you know, eat my friend."
But before Woody could say more, the toys suddenly ran for shelter. "No, no, hey, wait, what's wrong," asked Woody.
Then Woody heard a voice from outside the room. It was Sid. "Not now, Mum, I'm busy," he said.
"Sid," exclaimed Woody.
Knowing that Sid was approaching, Woody tried pulling Buzz off. "C'mon, Buzz, get up. Use your legs. Good, let Sid scare you, but don't blame me," said Woody, who then ran for shelter himself.
Sid has eventually entered the room with a package. "It's coming! It's eventually coming," he said as he opened the package, "the big one. Very dangerous, keep out of reach of kids. Cool. What should I blow? Hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?"
Woody backed off from the psychotic boy. He was hiding in a blue box. Sid approached the blue box, expecting to find Woody. He picked up the blue box, but found nothing. Woody was catching onto the box's edges and shivering in fear. He wasn't spotted, but Sid stepped on Buzz's laser. "Yes," he said as he picked up Buzz, "I've always wanted to put a spaceman in orbit."
Sid dropped the blue box on the desk and placed a red toolbox on it. Woody was trapped. Sid pulled out some tape and caught Buzz. He taped something to Buzz. As Sid put Buzz back on the desk, Woody gasped. Buzz was strapped to a rocket. Miraculously, but before Sid could do anything, a flash of lightning lit up the heavens. "Oh, dear," he lamented, "aw, man!"
Sid hit his head on the window in frustration. Then he looked at Buzz and then the storm. Then he said, "Sid Phillips reports. The start of the shuttle bus has been delayed due to the adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast....." as he placed a ticking clock near Buzz, "sunny. Sweet dreams."
The clock was ticking and once it would go off, it would be the next day, if Sid would launch Buzz and destruction would be imminent. Woody was horrified, but he was also concerned if he'd ever get out of there and reunite with his friends. With that said, and Buzz strapped to a rocket, they had no idea what to do.
Facts weren't very good at Andy's house either. Andy yet couldn't find Woody or Buzz, and they were about to leave tomorrow. Andy lay in his bed for the night as his mother said, "I looked everywhere, darling, but all I could do was find your hat."
"What if we leave them behind," asked Andy.
"Oh, don't worry, darling, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow," comforted the mother, who kissed him on the cheek.
The mother turned off the light and left the room. There were cardboard boxes all over the room. They were boxes for Andy's toys. One box was shaking. "I need air," Rex's voice came from inside.
Rex came out of the box and gasped for air. Potato Head was alongside him and was irritated. "Do you want to stop moving," he asked.
"I'm sorry, it's just that I get.....I get so hesitant before I travel," replied Rex.
"How did I stick around with you as a moving buddy," asked Potato Head.
"Everyone else has been chosen," replied Rex as they both went back into the box.
Bo Peep was near the box as she looked at Andy sleeping. He had his cowboy hat in his hand as he slept. This made her think about Woody. "Oh, Woody," she said, "if only you could see how much Andy you're missing."
As the thunderstorm continued through the night, Sid slept on his bed. Woody and Buzz were both awake. Woody tried getting to get himself out from under the blue bucket, but the toolbox on top was making it too heavy. Knowing that he couldn't get out himself, Woody whispered, "hey, Buzz."
But Buzz didn't respond. Woody took a small screw and tossed it at Buzz's helmet. "Hey, come here and see if you can get this toolbox from me," said Woody.
But Buzz again ignored Woody. He just sat on the desk, all depressed. "Oh, c'mon, Buzz," said Woody, "Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help."
"I can't help it," Buzz said mournfully, "I can't help anyone."
"Of course, Buzz," replied Woody, "you can take me out of here, then I'll take that rocket off you and we'll take a break in front of Andy's house."
"Andy's house, Sid's house, what difference does it make," asked Buzz.
"Oh, Buzz, you fell a lot. You shouldn't be thinking clearly," said Woody.
"No, Woody," replied Buzz, "for the first time, I think clearly. You were always right. I'm not a space ranger. I'm just a toy, a foolish little insignificant toy."
"Woah, hey, wait a moment, being a toy is a lot better than being a spaceman," said Woody.
"That's right," replied Buzz dryly.
"No, that is," said Woody, "look, there's a boy in that house who thinks you're the best and not because you're an astronaut, mate. It's because you're a toy. You are his toys."
"But why would Andy want me," asked Buzz.
"Why would Andy want you? Look at you. You're a Buzz Lightyear," responded Woody, "any other toy would give up his moving parts to be you. You have wings, you glow in the dark, you speak, your helmet does this.....this, this…WICKER fact. You are a cool toy."
But Buzz was yet upset. Woody started feeling mournful as well. "By the way, you're too cool," he said, "I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? I can do is...."
Woody pulled his string and his voice box said, "there's a hose in my boot."
"Why would Andy ever want to play with me if he has you," asked Woody, "I need to be tied to that rocket."
Woody mournfully turned his back on Buzz. Buzz looked at Woody and thought to himself. Then he looked at his right foot where Andy's name was written. He remembered how much Andy played with him since he had him for a birthday present. Then he looked at the distraught Woody. "Listen, Buzz, forget about me," Woody said, "you need to get out of here as soon as possible."
Woody didn't hear a reply from Buzz. He turned around and saw that Buzz was gone. He assumed that Buzz took Woody's advice and left. Buzz left him behind. But just as it seemed that Woody would be stuck forever on Sid's desk, he heard a noise coming from above. It was Buzz. He was trying to move the toolbox off the blue crate, trapping Woody. "Buzz, what are you doing? I thought you..." Woody asked.
"C'mon, Sheriff," Buzz replied, "there's a boy in that house who needs us. Let's get you out now."
"Yes, sir," Woody saluted.
Buzz continued pushing the heavy toolbox as best he could. "C'mon, Buzz, we can do it," said Woody, who pushed the crate in the same direction.
As Buzz continued pushing the tool box, he heard a car coming. Everyone looked out the window and saw the moving truck. "Woody, it's the moving van," said Buzz.
"We have to get out of here now," said Woody.
Buzz and Woody pushed with all their might to get themselves free. They came closer and closer to the next until eventually, the blue crate was a third of the road off the desk. "Alright," said Woody, who came out of the crate.
Woody was on the floor, safe and sound. "Buzz, hey, I'm gone," said Woody.
But Buzz didn't hear Woody. "We're almost there," he said.
He eventually pushed the toolbox, as well as the blue crate off the desk. Woody stood motionless as he fell. The toolbox landed on him and it made a loud smash. Buzz swiftly turned to Sid, who was yet asleep. "I want to ride the pony," he moaned.
Sid wasn't awakened by the loud noise. Buzz sighed in relief. Buzz crawled to the edge of the desk and said, "Woody…Woody, are you alright?"
Woody lifted the toolbox as he dizzily said, "I'm fine…I'm OK."
The clock rang. Buzz became alarmed by the loud noise the clock made. Woody hid under the toolbox as Buzz froze like a statue. The clock fell off the desk as it stopped ringing. Sid was groggy from his sleep, but suddenly remembered his plan for the day. "Oh, yes. TIME FOR LIFTOFF! WHOO," he said as he caught Buzz, "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!"
Sid ran out of the room with the space ranger. Woody immediately got up and ran to stop him. Woody managed to stop the door from closing and opened it, but all he managed to see Scud, who ran to attack. Woody, knowing that he couldn't fight back against a vicious dog, tried closing the door as fast as he could. "Ah, BACK, BACK, DOWN, DOWN," Woody shouts as he tries to shut the door all the road.
Woody did so, but had to think of another plan. Buzz was in Sid's hands and was about to be destroyed. "Alright, what have I done? C'mon, Woody, think, think," Woody said to himself.
As he thought, he noticed Sid's mutant toys coming out. "Boys," exclaimed Woody.
But the mutants all went back to hiding. "No, no, no, wait. Wait, listen, please. There's a good toy there. He'll be shot in a matter of moments because of me," Woody begged, "we have to save him, but I need your help."
But the mutant toys yet didn't come out. Woody started despairing as Babyface peeked out and looked at Woody. "Please, wait. He's my friend," said Woody, "and he's the only one I have."
Seeing how desperate Woody was in need of help, Babyface came out and tapped his claw on a metal bar. This was getting all of the mutant toys to come out and gather around Woody. Now he was at his service. Relieved, Woody said, "thank you. Alright, I know what to do. We'll have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everyone."
As the toys began their plan, at Andy's house, Andy's mother carried Andy's boxes to the moving truck. Andy stood with his cowboy hat and Buzz Lightyear box. He looked around his now empty room and saw no sign of Woody and Buzz. He sighed and walked out of the room with his mother. Next door, Sid had bought Buzz to the backyard. "Houston, this is Mission Control. C'mon in, Control. Launchpad is being built," Sid said as he set up the launchpad.
Buzz sat on the ground. Back in Sid's room, Woody had continued explaining the plan to the mutant toys. Scud was right outside the room, trying to get in. "Alright, listen up, I need Pump Boy here. Ducky, here. Legs," Woody continued as he directed to Legs, "you with Ducky."
Legs and Ducky, a toy with a duck head, muscular human torso and spring, were teamed up together. "Roller Bob and I don't move until we get the signal. Clear," asked Woody.
Everyone approved. "Alright. LET'S MOVE," ordered Woody.
Everyone moved into different places. Legs and Ducky went into the air vent pipes while Babyface, Hand-in-the-Box and Rockmobile, a toy with an insect head, a muscular torso and steering wheel, came on each other's heads and stacked each other up to reach the door knob. Legs and Ducky continued navigating through the maze of pipes. Back in the room, Roller Bob put on his goggles as Woody ordered, "wrap the frog."
The walking car toy began twisting the screw on the wind-up frog's back. Ducky and Legs eventually found what they were looking for; the area above the front entrance to Sid's house; the front porch. Hand caught hold of the doorknob as Rockmobile gave a thumbs up, along with Walking Car. They were all set for action. Janie, Pterodactyl and Jingle Joe waited behind Roller Bob and Woody. Ducky and Legs lifted up the light bulb above the front porch. Ducky peeked outside to make sure that the coast was clear.
"Wait for the signal," Woody said to the others.
Ducky and Legs began their next move. Ducky hooked himself onto Legs' hook and jumped out of the ceiling and was left hanging. Ducky swung himself back and forth and back and forth until eventually, he reached the door bell. He activated the doorbell, giving Woody the signal. "GO," ordered Woody.
Hand opened up the door, getting Scud's attention, as Walking Car let go of Frog. Frog accelerated out of the room and rode downstairs. Scud gave chase. "Alright, let's go," Woody said as Babyface, Rockmobile, Walking Car and Hand came onto Roller Bob's skateboard.
Hand caught hold of Jingle Joe, who Janie and Pterodactyl came on. Everyone was ready to get out of the room. Once Scud disappeared, Woody said, "NOW!!"
Roller Bob moved out. Back downstairs, Hannah heard the doorbell ring. "Hang on, we're coming," she called.
Then Ducky was put onto the ground and lay motionless. Hannah opened the door and saw no one there. But Frog eventually got himself downstairs and rode to the front door. Scud was right behind him. Frog rode right underneath Hannah's legs and Ducky caught him. Scud ran into Hannah and almost pounced onto Ducky. "SCUD," yelled Hannah upset.
Legs reeled both toys to safety and they both put the lightbulb back in place. Scud continued barking at the toys. "Stupid dog," Hannah said as she closed the door.
Scud was stuck outside on the front porch. Once Hannah left the scene, Woody and the others appeared, riding down the stairs and heading towards the backyard door. "LEAN BACK," ordered Woody.
Everyone did so and they came out through the doggy door and landed in the bushes. As Woody peeked out and saw Buzz, who was placed on another blue crate and ready to lift off. Then Woody looked at the shed and heard Sid speaking to himself, pretending that it was a launch site. Legs, Ducky and Frog slid down from the house gutter. Woody gave them a thumbs up and they moved into place for the next part of their plan. "Let's go," whispered Woody.
Woody came out of the bush and swiftly stuffed himself ready. Woody ran to Buzz, who was relieved to see his friend again. "Woody! Great," he said, "help me out of here."
"Csendes," replied Woody.
"What," asked Buzz.
"It's alright. Everything's under control," responded Woody, who then plopped down onto the floor.
"Woody, what are you doing here," whispered Buzz frantically.
Sid came out of the shed with matches. "Houston, all systems are gone. Get permission to start," he said before noticing Woody, "hey, how'd you get here? Well, you and I can eat a cook out later."
Sid placed Woody on a grill and put a match in his pocket. Then Sid turned back to Buzz and said, "Houston, are we allowed to launch? Roger. Permission granted. You are confirmed at 'T' minus ten seconds," as he lit the match, "and counting. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one…"
But just before Sid could launch Buzz, Woody's voice box said, "reach for the heavens."
Sid turned to the cowboy and doll was confused. "What," he asked.
"This town isn't big enough for the two of us," said the voice box.
"What," asked Sid.
"Someone has poisoned the water park," said the voice box once again.
"It's broken," said Sid as he held the doll in his hand.
But Woody's voice box said something else. "Who are you calling busted, Buster," it said, surprising Sid, "that's right. I'm speaking to you, Sid Phillips. We don't mind being blown up, Sid, or smashed or torn apart."
Woody speaking to Sid started frightening him. "Us," he asked.
"That's right," responded Woody, "your toys."
A doll appeared from out of the sandbox repeating Mama's name, as Walking Car and another car emerged out of the sand. Two old brown soldier toys, buried in a small puddle, appeared alongside Frog. Sid started freaking out. The toys were coming to life. Even the alien that he had from Pizza Planet was moving. Rockmobile appeared from the nearby mud and made a zombie-like fashion and movement. He laughed hideously, trying to intimidate Sid. The toys proceeded closer to Sid. The toys proceeded closer to Sid, who backed away hesitantly. Babyface appeared on Sid's face, frightening him. He was being hung by Legs and Ducky. Hand-in-the-Box caught hold of Sid's foot, frightening him more. Roller Bob, Janie, Pterodactyl and Jingle Joe appeared from under the wood table. All the toys slowly and menacingly approached the terrified Sid. "From now on, you have to take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid, we toys can see eveeeeeeerrrythiiiiing," Woody's voice box said as Woody's head moved 360 degrees.
With all this frightening, Woody's face came to life and said, "then play nice."
Sid let out a huge shriek, dropped Woody and ran into the house. With Sid gone, everyone started celebrating. "HA, HA," said Woody, "we did it. We did it. Ha, ha, YES!!"
Inside the house, Sid encountered Hannah, who was carrying another doll down the hallway. "The toys, the toys are alive," Sid cried before noticing Hannah's doll, "nice toys."
Hannah found it unusual for Sid to be frightened of toys, but took this chance as payback for all these times Sid tortured Hannah. Hannah showed Sid the doll, causing him to freak out once again. Sid ran upstairs in fear, as Hannah followed him. "What is this, Sid," teased Hannah, "do you want to play with Sally?"
Back in the yard, Woody was congratulating the toys for helping him. "Good job, guys. Well done. Getting out of the ground, what a touch, that was a brilliant move," he said.
"Hey, Woody," said Buzz, who then shook Woody's hand, "thanks."
Suddenly, there was a honk coming from next door. It was Andy's mother's car. It was about to drive off. "Everyone say, 'farewell, house,'" said the mother.
"Woody, the van," said Buzz.
Woody and Buzz made a run for the car. "We have to flee. Thanks, guys," Woody said swiftly to the mutant toys.
The two friends ran to the van as fast as they could. Their dangers with Sid were over, and now the only fact left was to get back to Andy.
Woody and Buzz ran to the wooden fence and saw the van ready to drive off. "Run," said Woody.
Woody managed to reach the van, but Buzz got stuck because of the rocket on his back. Woody managed to get onto the van, but noticed that Buzz was fighting. "I'll catch up if I go," he said.
But Woody was not leaving his friend behind this time. He jumped off the car and pushed Buzz to the ground where that the rocket could get through. The plan worked, but the car drove off. They followed the car onto the street, but they missed it as it drove off. But suddenly, they saw the moving truck coming from behind them. They both ducked as the car drove above them. They realized that they could use the truck's trailer instead of the van. "Hey, you," said Buzz.
However, their truck's pursuit didn't go unnoticed. As they ran, Scud spotted them running. Buzz ran like an athlete to the car. Woody was running slower, foolish enough to keep pace with the truck. Buzz climbed aboard the truck, using a hanging strap and waited for Woody to do the same. "You can do it, Woody," said Buzz.
"OK," said Woody, "that's it. I did it!"
But once Woody caught hold of the strap, Buzz gasped. Woody looked behind him and saw Scud charging right behind him. Woody shrieked as Scud chomped on Woody's leg. "Run away, you stupid dog! Down," yelled Woody upset.
Woody hit his free foot on Scud's face, but it wasn't doing anything. Woody started slipping. "Woody, wait, Woody," said Buzz.
"I can't…" replied Woody, "take care of Andy."
But Buzz was not leaving his friend behind at any cost. "NoooooOOOO," he shouts as he jumps onto the dog and tackles him.
As he eventually let go of Woody's foot, Scud fought back against the brave space ranger. "Buzz," called Woody.
Buzz was left behind, but Woody was not giving up on his new friend. He climbed up onto the truck and attempted to open up the trailer door. The two cars came to a stop at a traffic light. The door eventually opened and Woody looked at the numerous boxes. There was one that said "Andy's toys," and this gave Woody an idea. Back at Scud, he threw Buzz under a nearby car. As he kept barking and trying to get him, Woody moved several boxes out of his road. He eventually reached the one with Andy's toys and he opened it up. He saw most of the toys piled up in that box. "Are we already there," asked Rex before noticing Woody, along with the other toys.
"Woody…how did you...how'd you get here....where did you...what just happened," they all said individually.
Woody slid the box out of the road and looked at another toy box. The other toys watched him dig through the box. "What's going on," asked Hamm, "what's he doing?"
Woody eventually found what he was looking for; an RC car. "Oh, there you are," he said.
"Hey, what's he doing here," asked Potato Head.
Woody kicked RC off the truck. This in turn frightened the other toys. "He's doing it again," cried Rex.
But Woody, using RC's remote control, drove RC straight towards Scud. RC stopped underneath the car and spotted Buzz. He was relieved to see Buzz alive. Woody was pleased, knowing that RC reached Buzz, but the other toys took it that Woody was trying to get rid of another toy. "GET HIM," shouts Potato Head.
The toys came out of their boxes as the truck moved on. Woody used the control to drive RC away from Scud. Buzz rode on RC's back as he drove off, with Scud in pursuit. The other toys surrounded Woody. Scud was very close to catching Buzz. Rocky Gibraltar caught Woody and spun him around and around in circles. This caused RC to drive in circles as well. RC tossed Woody to the floor and RC drove straight again. Scud was not giving up easily. As he chased the racing toy, Hamm jumped out of the box and landed on Woody, yelling, "PIG PILE!!"
This caused RC to jump into the air. He landed on his wheels and caught Buzz. He turned around and saw an intersection in the road. He shrieked as he approached the passing cars. He barely missed, getting hit. Scud tried chasing after him, but stopped as he spotted some passing cars. One car hit its brakes, but ended up smashing into another car. This in turn caused a car incident on the road. Scud was trapped in a big car pile. While Scud tried to find a road out of the big mess, Buzz sighed in relief. The monster that was chasing him was immobilized. But as for Woody, he was lifted into the air by Rocky. "Please, wait. You don't understand. Buzz is out there, then we have to...." Woody begged as he knocked Potato Head's parts off his face.
"Throw him overboard," ordered Potato Head.
"No, no, no, wait," begged Woody.
It's too late since Rocky tossed Woody off the truck and into the road. "Hurray," cried Rex.
"Farewell, Woody," shouts Potato Head.
Woody sighed at the loss of the truck, but swiftly ducked as he spotted another car coming. He stood, unsure at how to get back there until Buzz and RC appeared from behind, picking the cowboy up. "Thank you for riding," said Woody.
"WATCH OUT," shouts Buzz, who points at the car's tire.
Woody swiftly turned RC to the left. They missed the tire and they were right behind the truck. "Now let's catch up with that truck," said Woody, who switched RC's control switch to "turbo."
The car drove faster as it chased the truck. On the truck, the toys, except for Slinky and Bo, who were celebrating. Lucy, incredibly frustrated at Schroeder's attitude despair, swung his piano and hit Schroeder's face. "THIS SOUNDED HORRIBLE," she snapped frustratedly, "IT WILL HAUNT YOU NIGHT AND DAY! YOU'LL WAKE UP AT NIGHT SHRIEKING!! YOU CAN'T EAT!!! YOU CAN'T SLEEP!!!! YOU'LL WANT TO SMASH FACTS!!!!! YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF IN THE WORLD AND EVERYBODY IN IT!!!!!!"
But before a confrontation could begin, Lenny the binoculars spotted Woody, Buzz and RC riding down the street. "Everyone, Woody's riding RC and Buzz is with him," he said.
Bo Peep looked through the binoculars and saw it herself. "This is Buzz," she said, "Woody warned about the truth."
The toys gasped. They turned against Woody for something he didn't do. "What have we done," asked Slinky.
"Wow, now I feel guilty," complained Rex.
"We're almost there," said Woody as RC approached the truck.
"Rocky, the ramp," said Bo.
Rocky walked to the edge and, using his muscles, flipped a switch. The truck's ramp lowered down to the street down below. But this proved to go wrong, because the ramp hit the road and was causing a lot of sparks. With this not working, Slinky stood up and said, "run, catch hold of my tail."
Potato Head and Rex caught hold of Slinky's tail as Slinky himself jumped off the truck and landed on the ramp. He reached out as best he could for his best friend. Woody caught Slinky's paw. "Good boy, Slink," called Potato Head.
But before Slinky could help his friends get back on the truck, RC started slowing down. Slinky, yet holding onto Woody's hand, lost hold of the ramp and went with them as RC started going slower. Other toys helped Potato Head and Rex hold onto Slinky's tail as they saw RC slowing down. "Woody," cried Slinky, "Woody, speed up!"
"Speed up," Woody said to Buzz.
"The batteries," replied Buzz, "there's only a little few left."
RC's batteries were starting to deplete. With RC slowing down, Slinky stretched out more and more. Woody caught both of Slinky's paws as they made a slow turn to the left down the street.
Inside Andy's car, Molly was listening to "The Lion King" music as she spotted RC.
The truck stopped turning and went straight again. RC kept going slower. Slinky had stretched out all the road. He was barely able to hold on. "I can't stand it no longer," he moaned.
"Slink, please, wait," cried Woody.
It's too late since Slinky had lost Woody's grip and was sent flying back to the car. He smashed into Potato Head. Way behind the truck, RC went slower and slower until eventually, he stopped. Woody and Buzz watched as the truck went on without them. "It's perfect," Woody said in despair after realizing that he was too late.
Buzz was also in despair, but then remembered the rocket stuck on his back. "Woody, the rocket," he said.
This gave Woody encouragement. "The match," he said as he took out the match in his pocket, "YES!! Thank you, Sid."
Woody got up and lit the match and was ready to light up the rocket, but suddenly, a car drove right past them. This sudden pass caused the match to lose its flame. With the loss of the flame, Woody lost all hope. "No, NO, NO, NO! NO!! Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! NO," he wept.
Buzz lost all hope as well. But as Woody sobbed, he noticed that his hand was catching on steam. He looked at his hand and noticed that the light reflecting off Buzz's helmet was heating up his plastic hand. This in turn gave Woody another idea. He caught Buzz and positioned him correctly for the plan to work. "Woody, what are you doing here," asked Buzz, who was surprised.
"Hold silent, Buzz," replied Woody.
Woody carefully positioned the rocket match where that it would be exposed to the direct sunlight. The plan worked and the rocket was lit. "WONDERFUL," Woody celebrated.
"You did it," said Buzz, "next destination; Andy."
Woody suddenly stopped. "Wait a moment. I just fired a rocket. ROCKETS EXPLODE," he shouts.
Swift as a flash, RC accelerated down the street. Buzz held onto Woody as Woody held onto RC. The powerful burst of air caused Woody to chatter his teeth. The moving truck came into view at last. Inside the truck, the toys were caring for Slinky in exhaustion. "I should have held no longer," he lamented.
"HEY, LOOK," yelled Lenny upset, "IT'S WOODY AND BUZZ COMING UP SOON!!"
"WOODY," exclaimed Rex.
The three friends were speeding down the street. Eventually, Buzz started going up into the air. They kept rising until Woody was no longer able to hold onto RC. Woody let go of RC, who was sent flying towards the moving truck. "Take shelter," exclaimed Rex.
Everyone came out of the road as RC, except for Potato Head, who ended getting smashed into. Woody and Buzz were flying up into the heavens. Woody looked down and saw how fast they were going. "AAH!! THIS IS THE PART WE WILL BLOW UP," Woody cried.
"NO BUTS ABOUT IT," replied Buzz bravely.
Buzz pressed his chest button and his wings spread out. These cut him free of the rocket and the two friends were sent falling down to the earth, while the rocket went up until eventually, it exploded. Woody covered his eyes, out of fear at not surviving the fall. But as they kept going down, Buzz suddenly went upwards. Woody looked and was amazed. "Hey, Buzz," he said, "you're flying."
"This isn't flying. This is flying in style," replied Buzz, mimicking the words that Woody said earlier.
Woody found this thrilling and amazing. "HA-HA-HA," he said with emotion, "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!"
Buzz and Woody eventually soared over the moving truck. "Um, Buzz," Woody said, "we missed the truck."
"We're not aiming for the truck," replied Buzz.
Woody looked and saw that Buzz was aiming for Andy's van. Buzz kept gliding until they flew above the upper window. Buzz retracted his wings and they fell into the car, right into the box that was next to Andy. This caught Andy's attention and as he looked into the box, he grew with happiness. "Hey, awesome," he exclaimed.
"What, what is this," asked the mother.
"WOODY, BUZZ," replied the emotional Andy, who showed his two favorite toys.
"Oh, wonderful, you found them," replied the happy mother, "where are they?"
"Here in the car," responded Andy.
"Look, what do I warn you now? You just left them," replied the proud mother.
As Andy hugged his two toys, Woody and Buzz gave each other a wink. They were happy to be back with their owner at last.
Sometime later, Andy and his family had settled into their new house. It was Christmastime and Andy and his family were opening their presents. They were emotional. "Which one should I open first," asked Andy.
"Let Molly open one," replied the mother.
As Molly giggled upon the new presents, Sarge watched from inside the Christmas tree. He and his fellow soldiers were doing the same process they did on Andy's birthday feast. The monitor turned on, allowing Sarge to speak with the celebrating toys upstairs. "Frankincense, this is Myrrh," he reported.
"Hey, raise your heads, everybody," Hamm said to the dancing toys, "it's showtime."
Upon hearing that it was time, the other toys became emotional. "It's about time," exclaimed Rex.
Woody walked with his friends, only to be stopped by Bo's cane. "Woah, Bo, there should be a less painful fashion to get my attention," he said to his girlfriend.
"Merry Christmas, Sheriff," replied Bo.
Woody looked above him. "Hey, isn't this a mistletoe?"
"Uh-huh," replied Bo, who threw her cane and kissed Woody numerous times on the cheek, while Bo's sheep held onto the mistletoe.
"Perhaps Andy will get another dinosaur like a leaf eater, and I'll be the dominant predator," said Rex, who was no longer frightened at seeing a new dinosaur.
Slinky laughed with him. "Silence, everyone, silence," said Buzz, who was trying to listen to Sarge.
"Molly's first present is......MRS. POTATO HEAD!! REPEAT A MRS. POTATO HEAD," reported Sarge.
Everyone looked at Potato Head, who had his jaw dropped. He had his wish, for the family to get a Mrs. Potato Head. "Let's go, Idaho," said Hamm.
"Sheesh, I better shave," said Potato Head, who then took off his mustache.
Woody came on the bed, next to Buzz. He had a lot of kiss marks on his face. "Now, Frankincense," reported Sarge, "Andy is now opening his first present."
As Sarge waited for the present to be revealed, Buzz started tapping the monitor, as if he was trying to cut off the signal. "Buzz," said Woody, "Buzz Lightyear, you are not concerned, are you?"
"Me? Oh, dear. No, no, no, no, no, uh-uh," replied Buzz.
"It's a big box," continued Sarge, "that is."
"Are you," asked Buzz.
"Well, Buzz," teased Woody, "what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?"
As the two friends wondered what Andy might get, they heard Andy's voice from downstairs. "What is this, what is that..."
There was suddenly a barking sound. "WOW, A PUPPY," cried Andy.
Woody and Buzz looked at each other and chuckled hesitantly. At least this time, it wasn't a toy.
Executive ProducersDENNIS DESHAZERSHERYL STAMPS LEACH
Senior ProducerJIM ROWLEY
ProducersJEFF GITTLEMARTHA DATEMA LIPSCOMB
DirectorBRUCE DECK
WriterREBECCA SELF SNIDER
Production DesignerJESS NELSON
Musical DirectorBOB SINGLETON
Lyricists/ComposersSTEPHEN BATES BALTESLORY LAZARUS
Performance DirectorPENNY WILSON
Educational SpecialistsMARY ANN DUDKO, Ph.D.MARGIE LARSEN, M.Ed.
Cast:Voice of Barney... BOB WESTBarney's Body Costume... DAVID JOYNERVoice of Baby Bop... JULIE JOHNSONBaby Bop's Body Costume... JEFF AYERSVoice of B.J. ... PATTY WIRTZB.J.'s Body Costume... JEFF BROOKS
Cast:Shawn... JOHN DAVID BENNETT, IITosha... HOPE CERVANTESStella the Storyteller... PHYLLIS CICEROJason... KURT DYKHUIZENKathy... LAUREN KING
Cast:Juan... MICHAEL KROSTCarlos... COREY LOPEZMin... PIA MANALOKenneth... NATHAN REGANJulie... SUSANNAH WETZEL
Associate DirectorERIC NORBERG
Stage ManagerTERRIE DAVIS MANNING
Lighting DesignerSTEVEN BRILL
EditorMCKEE SMITH
Audio DirectorDAVID M. BOOTHE
Art DirectorELIZABETH SAGAN VELTEN
Wardrobe Supervisor/DesignerLISA O. ALBERTSON
Technical Operations SupervisorRANDY BREEDLOVE
Video EngineerBINK WILLIAMS
Camera OperatorsLARRY ALLEN OZ COLEMANTOM COX BRUCE HARMON
Production AudioRONALD G. BALENTINEDAVID LOWE
Boom OperatorsJAMES JOHNSONDAVID M. ROBERTSDAVID SMITH
Lighting DirectorCASEY COOK
Key GripBUZ CANNON
Lighting Board OperatorTODD DAVIS
Grip/ElectricJAMES EDWARDS
Construction SupervisorCHARLES BAILEY
Craft Shop SupervisorRAY HENRY
Art/Craft CoordinatorAMY ATHERTON
Set DresserAGGIE DAVIS-BROOKS
DraftspersonCHRISTOPHER MCCRAY
Craft/Prop ArtistMARK BROGAN
Props/Special EffectsDAVID COBB
CarpentersTY M. BURNSDANNY SMITH
Scenic PainterE. (BILL) SLETTE
Swing CrewCARMELO GOMEZ
Costume Shop ManagersLITTLE GITTLEGEORGIA FORD WAGENHURST
Costume TechnicianD.J. SEGLER
Costume SewingNATALIE SERGI-SAARISUSIE THENNES
Make-Up DesignersJEANIE L. D'IORIOJIMI WHITE
Hair StylistDEBRA HERTEL HAEFLING
Costume/Wardrobe AssistantBRIAN N. BLEVINS
Field ProducerSANDY JANTZEN
Post VideotapesDUDLEY ASAFFKRISTEN SCHAFFNERJANET BUSH
Dialogue EditorDENICE CROWELL
Post Production AudioCRAIG CHASTAIN
Production Office ManagerSUE SHINN
Script SupervisorCATHERINE REYNOLDS
IllustratorCAROLINE MARSH
Production CoordinatorsJULIE HUTCHINGSKELLY MAHER
Production AccountantDEBBIE COTTLE
Production SecretaryAUSTIN GRAY
Asst. to Performance DirectorDAVID VOSS
Production AssistantsBRADEN MCDONALDJOEL ZOCH
Barney Music DepartmentJILL HANCE CHARLES KINGJONATHAN SMITH ETHEL WADSWORTH
For Singleton Productions, Inc.BRADFORD COLEMAN LARRY HARONMIKE PIETZSCH
Educational Research StaffPATSY J. ROBLES GOODWIN, M.Ed.KIMBERLY THORNTON, M.Ed.JOY STARR
Children's TeachersSANDRA GILPIN HAMODY GILPINSHEILA GREGG
Children's SupervisorMARY EVANS
Barney and the Backyard Gang™ and Barney & Friends®were originally developed by Sheryl Leach,Kathy Parker and Dennis DeShazer.
Vocal Performances Enhanced with Help fromSingleton Productions, Inc.
"I Love You" • Lyrics by Lee Bernstein (BMI)
Special Thanks toTom Rennen of Intelligent Light Digital ImagingBurger King
Original Barney, Baby Bop and B.J.Costumes byIRENE COREY DESIGNASSOCIATES
Produced byTHE LYONS GROUP ANDCONNECTICUT PUBLIC TELEVISION
For Connecticut Public TelevisionExecutives in ChargeLARRY RIFKINSHARON BLAIR
Executive in ChargeRICHARD C. LEACH
BARNEY & FRIENDS • Look at Me, I'm 5!Copyright 1995 • Lyons Partnership, L.P.