The 21st Pilot (Joke)

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==Description==
The 21st Pilot is a humanoid male which has two different forms which he can Morph between freely. One such form is a male in his 20s donning a red beanie, white button-up shirt and a windbreaker. The other appearance is a male in his 20s with red hair, an undercut, red pupils, earrings, a white shirt with black streaks and a jacket. This entity is quite friendly towards wanderers however prefers to keep to himself. Typically, this entity is nomadic and travels between levels frequently. The 21st Pilot has been noted to Redecorate his living area frequently and due to his nomadic lifestyle, he only carries a few items with him, those being: a pair of Pantaloons, a bottle of liquid Chlorine, a Car Radio, a Choker and a small bottle of medicine.
When conversing with wanderers, he will always ask the wanderer if they have experienced a Migraine recently, as he carries a special type of medicine which has been observed to prevent headaches for a prolonged period of time. When observed alone, he is seen to frequently mumble to himself about A Car, a Torch and a Death, though he denies this when asked. He has also brought up on multiple occasions a woman named Ms. Believer and talked about how she was a dear friend of his. Interviews with The 21st Pilot will be provided later. It should also be known that The 21st Pilot is prone to anxiety attacks, leading him to feel Stressed Out and to Doubt himself. if one should ever encounter him like this, it is advised to stay away.
==Origin==
The 21st Pilot claims that he was actually two friends from New York, when they decided to Leave The City on a Saturday to go for a camping trip in the Forest. They both had fallen into the backrooms after tripping on a log, and somehow merged with each other during the transition period, hence causing them to be one person. Both men control the body at the same time, hence much effort is needed to coordinate their movements. Additionally, they have several friends which they have made in the backrooms during their time here.
==Interviews and recordings==
INTERVIEW LOG 1:
John Bockman (Interviewer)
The 21st Pilot (Interviewee)
JB: Hello, 21st Pilot. I have a few questions to ask you, if you don't mind.
21P: Friend, Please ask anything you want! I'd be happy to answer them.
JB: Right then! So firstly, what compelled you to choose the name "21st Pilot"?
21P: Oh, it's simple really. Josh likes the number 21, and Tyler wanted to be a pilot. Hence, the 21st Pilot was born.
JB: Josh and Tyler?
21P: Oh, yes. Those were our names before we got merged.
JB: Ah, I see. Now, do you have any friends within the backrooms?
21P: Yes, definitely! The Bounce Man, Lane Boy, and the Message Man.
JB: Care to explain who they are?
21P: Well, we'll start off with the Lane Boy. A funny kid, he is. We used to tell him, "You should stay in your lane, boy". After a while, we started calling him that for fun. As for the Bounce Man, he was full of energy. Why, he was practically bouncing off the walls every time we met! The Message Man knew everything and gave us messages on new locations to hang out.
JB: Interesting. Now, many wanderers have recalled you mentioning a woman called Ms. Believer, care to explain?
21P: Oh, Ms. Believer. She was a dear friend of mine. When I fell in, there was a Tear In My Heart for I longed for her. When we first met, she would Shy Away. After a while we grew closer.
JB: I see. Have you heard that you're quite famous on the Back-Net right now? many people think that both your forms bear resemblance to a famous band.
21P: We Don't Believe What's On TV. I feel like... Screens are bad for people.
JB: Interesting take. Now, how would you describe yourself?
21P: To be honest, I always feel like I'm on The Outside, like I'm not really involved in anything. Anyway, I'd say I'm a person that takes No Chances, due to my childhood growing up on Mulberry Street. If there's a risk I Never Take It.
JB: I understand. 
21P: Now, is there anything else you wish to ask? I should feed my Pet Cheetah before he tries to get my attention my turning on the Kitchen Sink again.
JB: Just one more. Many people say that you seem to have Guns For Hands, is that true?
21P: (chuckles) I could take the high road, but I know I'm going low. Yes, some might say that. I only resort to violence when absolutely necessary. The two of us... we used to play pretend, gave each other different names. We would build a rocket ship and we could fly it far away. Used to dream of outer space, but then they were laughing at our face saying, "Wake up, you need to make money". And hence, I dreamt of being a pilot.
JB: I see. Good Day to you sir.
21P: So long, Johnny Boy.
[INTERVIEW ENDS]
The death of a stupid ass mf
P - 21st Pilot
V - Victim
V: HELLO GUYS! TODAY WE'RE going to be CALLING the 21ST PILOT at 3. A.M!
V: BEfore we START this absolute banger , hit LIKE and SUBSCRIBE for more BANgerS
V: ok I'm dialling him right now guys.. I'm so scared!!!!
[Phone picks up]
V: Oh MY gOD. Is that the 21ST pilot?
P: You might've lived if you lived on a different street.
V: what?
P: I repeat, you're scaled back and-
[door knocking]
P: -isolated
V: WHAT??!!
P: you say you love an open schedule, but you mostly hate-
[hang up, voice can be heard through door]
P: -it
V: NONONONO PLEASE DON-
P: I'm going to walk into your room, and I'll hear you sayin-
[door opens]
V: PLEASE NO
P: -g. "I don't wanna go like thi"
[recording ends]
==Casualty List==
Below are the wanderers who have confirmed to be killed by the 21st Pilot, this is to show people not to mess with him.
Wanderer's Name 	Death Message 	Level of death 	Skib D. Tolet	"I know it's over, I was born to choke ya"	Level 1
John Pork 	"I'll be in and out, out, out, man, maybe take both your hands" 	Level 11 	 	 	
Mr. Unbeliever 	"I'm fairly local, I've been around. I've seen your house, I'm inside now" 	Level 11 	 	 	
Your Mother 	"I want you to fall, fall away" 	Level Unknown 	 	 	
The Ballsack Bandit 	"You're sipping on straight chlorine" 	Level 400 	 	 	
That stupid mf from earlier 	"I'm going to walk into your room, and I'll hear you saying, I don't wanna go like this"	Super cool level	 	 	
sum dumbass furry i found down the street	"fuck you" 	Level Lambda 	 	 	
The Fanumlation 	"shut up chippy" 	Level 504 	 	 	
LowTierGod 	"Wish we could turn back time" 	Level 241 	 	 	
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