Epsilon

Epsilon is a religious program where solicitors recruit random donors to ascend a hierarchy of ranks to attain "true enlightenment"; it was abandoned in late 2022 but revived in early 2024.
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== Background ==
The Annals of Thomas Dwayne and Kirk Jerkems were central to Epsilon’s ideology, but the leaders of the Group have produced new, significantly more controversial and contradictory, interpretations of L. Bron Chubbard, which include Analnetics.
== Beliefs ==
Their self-description from 2024 onward is as follows: We are Epsilon Group, a powerful and aggressive enterprise with tax-less monetary backing from a shady ‘religious’ conglomerate that operates an at-sea fleet of cobbled together ships and pylons, bent on world domination through political intrigue. 
Developed by L. Bron Chubbard, Epsilon Group is a religious organization that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true to spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being. The Epsilon Group addresses the spirit—not the body or mind—and believes that Man is far more than a product of his environment.Central to its 2024 organization is the Epsilon Program. They describe it as follows:The Epsilon Program is a secretive contemporary belief system that draws inspiration from various sexual teachings, including Analnetics, the exploration of past lives, and the quest for self-actualization.
The Epsilon Program strategically engages famous celebrities and internet influencers to amplify its reach and influence. Leveraging the power of celebrity endorsements, the program recruits well-known personalities who resonate with its teachings, encouraging them to publicly share their personal transformations and positive experiences within the program.Notable among these beliefs is the creation myth involving Kifflom, Kraff, and Krant, and Kifflom’s twelve tenets.
== Reestablishment; notable members ==
The Epsilon Program was re-established on January 3, 2024, as an independent protection agency serving the Vivek Ramasquamy mayoral campaign, with the intent of evolving into a cult religion. Uchiha Jones, James Marco St. Marco and Alexander River served as its revivers in Los Santos; Vivek, Flyrone, Ruth Defleurs, Jason Polam and Fa Shun became members alongside Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, Tom Bruise, Elizabeth Ross, Ron Revolta, Don Scabolta, Lawn Lavolta, John Bayer, and Michael Jordan. The three leaders worked extensively to recruit among the Los Santos Police Department.
== The Holy Documents ==
The Book of St. Marco–2024 manifesto
Recruitment playbook
Membership levels guide
Category:4.0
Category:Cults