Charles Bubungus

Charls Bubungus is a professional Good boy. He Recently evolved in spore, and died, then was reincarnated. 
Charles specializes in
* Being a lawyer for People who ate asbestos to Avoid the Lungs, only to find that the ants began to nest inside of them, turning them into an ant in the process.
* Creating sweet beats in FL Studio.
* A good heist, now and then.
* Having an Army of people who have claimed to be Jesus in the past, present, and future, to use in order to throw raves in dank Underpasses.
== Background ==
When Charles Stiles died, Tom Cruise used the last of his powers that he gained from the [REDACTED] in order to find a god worth believing in. Yet, he only found a planet. Frustrated, he moved Charles Stiles' soul onto this planet, and hid it wthin it's core, but then it came out of the core and he was born into the beautiful boy we Know Today.
Yeas. 
== Boyzongo? Warsha larbla flu! ==
It is a scientifically prozen fact that the good Bubungus had many secrets within his body, and with each growth. What secrets, you may ask? Download Meathouse Membership Prenium from here to learn 
== Sacrifice of Atem ==
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== Trivia ==
# Charles thinks it's funny how people believe insults can work on him, as he is already acutely aware of what a waste of flesh and bone he is as a being.