Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan at the Movies

Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan at the Movies is crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between The Lion King featuring Timon and Pumbaa and Pat and Stan. The short is about Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan having a ten year anniversary since first meeting and have a private screening at a movie theater where they watch all the Lion King movies (excluding the 2019 remake and The Lion King: Return of the Roar) for fun. It was released on June 26, 2023.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
==Transcript==
(At the neighborhood at Pat and Stan's house, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan hang out in the living room by holding some drinks and grubs together to celebrate ten years of hanging out together since the first meeting)
*Timon: Alright! Hanging around for ten years and living the life in the house.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata! Cheers! *cheer their drinks with everyone*
*Pat: Happy ten years of being together!
*Stan: It been a long time since we first met at the jungle.
*Timon: Man, it feel so great to eat a lot of grubs from the jungle we come in. *eat a grub*
*Pumbaa: The more slimy it get, the more juicer it will be on our tastes. *eat a grub*
*Pat: Some taste crunchy as a pretzel stick. *eat a grub*
*Stan: And some taste like water as a fruit of mangoes. *eat a grub*
*Timon: Boy. The more you eat, the more you wanna keep eating these bugs.
*Pumbaa: It's better than eating a stink bug!
*Pat: Forget stink bugs. We got the stuff and how much we always want to chew on these like a worm.
*Stan: I'll never forget the moment I choked on a set of worms over noodles when fishing with Pat the other day. *laugh*
*Timon: Oh come on. Worms are yummy. It's like eating ramen noodles on a soup.
*Pumbaa: I wonder what a dumpling taste like in real-life?
*Pat: A meatball? Or a big bread roll like a muffin.
*Stan: Muffins are a dessert like cupcakes. Pancakes too despite people having these in the morning.
*Timon: Who like waffles? Raise your hands.
*Pumbaa: *raise his hand with everyone else* I do!
*Pat: I like mine with butter and syrup.
*Stan: Any syrup fit best like blueberry and strawberry.
*Timon: Talking about breakfast here when you got the greatest of all meals in the times. *eat a grub*
*Pumbaa: Never. Stop. Eating. Grubs. *eat a grub*
*Pat: No worries. And the bottom line, Hakuna Matata. *eat a grub*
*Stan: We got a whole of this philosophy today and we're proud of it. *hear a door bell* Ugh. Who is trying to ring on our door when we are trying to have an anniversary here?
*Timon: We got a visitor coming in?
*Pumbaa: Is it Professor Chi-Chi?
*Pat: You don't know who these people could be when they ring or knock on our door.
*Stan: I'll go get it. You guys don't know how to open a door when a guest is coming over without knowing who is it. *open the door* Hello. Can I help you with something?
*Monkey Clerk: Hello. Are you the owner of this house?
*Stan: Well yes I am. Me and Pat own it ever since we moved here.
*Monkey Clerk: Very clever. I need to see the hippo as well.
*Pat: Are they calling for me?
*Stan: Pat, there is a monkey on the door with a movie theater suit that want to see you.
*Pat: Ooh. *show up at the door* Hello. I am Pat. Can I help you with something.
*Money Clerk: Pat and Stan. There's something I want to give to you with your friends.
*Pat: Say who?
*Stan: What friends? The meerkats?
*Monkey Clerk: Congratulations Pat and Stan! You and your friends are invited to the movie theater where you can watch all the movies in the world.
*Pat: What?! Really?!
*Stan: Does that mean we can watch whatever movie we want like a action movie, cartoon, musical, comedy and even scary movies?
*Timon: Who is inviting us to the movies?
*Pumbaa: But we didn't order any tickets.
*Monkey Clerk: Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan. We have heard a lot of your heroism recently for ten years. As a honor for ten years being together, you guys are free to come to the movies anytime. Tonight!
*Timon: The monkey's right. We got a movie night for ourselves!
*Pumbaa: I can't wait to watch all the movies in the world!
*Pat: There going to be popcorn, food, drinks and even dessert like gummy bears.
*Stan: Slushies too, as well a cup of ice cream.
*Monkey Clerk: My friends. You are free to go to the movie theater any time now as you wished. Not before midnight.
*Pat: How about now?
*Stan: Then let's go to it.
*Timon: Alright. A movie night is in our hands.
*Pumbaa: Ah, Hakuna Matata.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan leave the house as they see people cheering including elephants, chickens and most of Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan's friends rooting for them)
*Chi-Chi: How can we be friends with the guys like this?
*Emily: Rock and roll, Pat and Stan.
*Aunt Martha: Patrick, Stanley, don't forget the napkins.
*Stephanie: My boys. I love these guys.
*Stuart: Have fun. Don't fall asleep, as long you're me. *snore*
*Lili: I really hope they enjoy their night eating all the popcorn they want. Right Momo?
*Momo: *jump around with the bunnies* Meep meep meep.
*Simba: You guys are going to the movies?
*Nala: That's cool.
*Kiara: Our friends, the meerkat and warthog.
*Kion: Have fun. Don't fall asleep.
*Rafiki: *laugh* Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.
*Ma: The movies they make, the more money they earn in the box-office and profits to make more movies.
*Uncle Max: Sequels, prequels, midquels, threequels, adaptions, everything!
*Bunga: Go Uncle Timon and Pumbaa!
*Fuli: You're your lucky day.
*Ono: Don't get too close to the screen if you are going to blind like what happen in the war with Scar.
*Beshte: Like my father said, "Always spend some time with friends in places you go and chill out any time."
*Monkey Clerk: Make way for our friends!
*Elephant: Go for it, boys.
*Chicken: You really deserve it like Professor Chi-Chi.
*Monkey Clerk: *show the gang the limbo* Right this way, boys.
*Monkey Bouncer: *open the limbo door to let the gang in* Come inside for your joyride to the movies.
*Monkey Driver: Free food and drinks with 80s, 90s and retro music.
*Timon: Well boys. Look like we have hit the big leagues.
*Pumbaa: Good timing for the limbo car to show up at the neighborhood.
*Pat: Hope the traffic isn't as crowded as on Sunday's.
*Stan: Let's hit on the road. *chuckles and fist bump with his friends to get inside of the limbo*
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan get on the limbo car as they seat through the limbo by chilling with lots of food and drinks to share on the go)
*Timon: Ah. This car got everything.
*Pumbaa: This car is longer as a snake.
*Pat: Every limbo looked like that.
*Stan: They even remind me of a bus. Like take a school bus for example that take you to school on the weekdays.
*Timon: You never knew when to get all of this stuff.
*Pumbaa: Chips, nachos, everything. *eat the chips*
*Pat: Carrots? Love me a healthy diet. *eat the carrots*
*Stan: Mama mia. Bread sticks and pretzels. That's my kind of lunch. *eat the bread sticks and pretzels*
*Timon: *drink water* I love this limbo a lot.
*Pumbaa: Never more the best car with the best food service.
*Pat: It got bananas! *eat a banana*
*Stan: Watermelons. *eat a watermelon* Taste like watermelon sugar.
*Monkey Clerk: *enter the limbo car with a bouncer* Alright. We're on a roll.
*Monkey Bouncer: Take them to the cinema.
*Monkey Driver: Time to hit the road without traffic. *drive the car*
*Timon: Guys, we're taking off.
*Pumbaa: We're on our way to the cinema.
*Pat: The movie theater! Where you can watch a show on the big screen.
*Stan: The stars, the lights, it's all put on the magic.
(The gang make their way to the movie theater as many people cheer for Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan to show up with many greetings and pictures taken with the monkeys sending them to the door of the cinema)
*Monkey Driver: First stop to the Retro Cinemas.
*Monkey Bouncer: *open the door* Right this way.
*Monkey Clerk: Enter if you may.
*Timon: This is it you guys. The main place of the day.
*Pumbaa: Oh boy. There's lot of fans glazing to cheer for our memories.
*Pat: They're taking pictures of us.
*Stan: Which means. They love us. Come on! *lead the way to the cinema*
*Pig Fan: Timon! We love you!
*Koala Fan: Hakuna Matata!
*Ox Fan: You sign my autograph. Will ya?!
*Giraffe Fan: Lookie here. It's Pat and Stan from the neighborhood.
*Timon: We got a whole bunch of fans from the fanbase. *sign some autographs from their fans*
*Pumbaa: Thank you. Thank you. And you too to the biggest fan!
*Pat: They're all our biggest fans.
*Stan: Who would want a somebody to be on their side?
*Lion Fan: Keep it going.
*Sheep Fan: You got bunch of faaaaaannnnssssssss taking piccttttuuuurrrrreeeessssssss!
*Crocodile Fan: You make our hearts laugh.
*Monkey Guard: *open the door for the gang* Enter the theater if you may.
*Timon: There it is. The theater place.
*Pumbaa: The home of cinema is coming up.
*Pat: I hope they sell some concessions at the counter.
*Stan: With water, butter and pizza! Nacho chips with cheese sauce included!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan enter the movie theater as many people are seen buying their tickets to watch movies, buy food and drinks for their showing and clerks watching every guest walking in the theater to check for safety)
*Timon: Ooh wee mama. It look beautiful.
*Pumbaa: It look like a place to go out in the night time. Like a fancy diner.
*Pat: Like the stars in the sky, you got the lights, cameras and action going on in these scenes.
*Stan: Isn't that for filming to make a scene?
*Monkey Clerk: Alright Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan! Here it is. The movie theater! You got the whole theater for yourself. So make room at home and buy yourself some drinks and food to chill with!
*Timon: Well well well. We got a super duper movie day to set up.
*Pumbaa: We'll order everything what we needed.
*Pat: Popcorn, hot dogs, grubs. Not grubs. The world don't eat grubs except us. Gummy worms!
*Stan: And a whole bunch of lollipops to lick with.
*Timon: *buy some popcorn, hot dogs and pizza* Popcorn, hot dogs and pizza, please. *a pig clerk pass out the meal to Timon* Ooh. Just like what I asked for.
*Pumbaa: Do you guys have some water by any chance? *a mole clerk pass out cups of water to Pumbaa* Just like what the paper request said!
*Pat: *buy some candies* Gummy bears and gummy worms please. *get some candies from a turtle clerk* Sweets! I dare to not eat them all before the show.
*Stan: Chips, please. Any kind. *get chips from a dog clerk* Thanks a bunch. *see the chips* Potato chips. My favorite.
*Timon: We got the stuff!
*Pumbaa: Alright. What are we going to watch today?
*Pat: I don't know. Have we choose a movie to watch? Stan? Did you buy any tickets for the movie?
*Stan: I don't know. We haven't even brought any tickets yet. No clue.
*Monkey Clerk: Friends. I can't believe you have gotten your own stuff for the movie screening. You guys are getting a private showing for yourselves!
*Timon: Yes! A private showing for our own.
*Pumbaa: For what movie?
*Monkey Clerk: We are giving you your own theater room so you can watch all the movies you want in the cinema! A private movie experiece to never forget in the history of all movies!
*Pat: We're getting our own theater room for a private showing? Something to be intrigued with the best moments of our lives!
*Stan: So we can watch all the movies we want? But we didn't set up a private showing or a party date for a event.
*Monkey Clerk: Once again, you are given your own theater room for a private screening where you can watch all the movies you want. Follow me. *lead the way*
*Timon: You heard the monkey? We're getting a private screening!
*Pumbaa: To where?
*Pat: Just wait 'til we get to the room.
*Stan: I hope we don't get tricked into getting hit by staff sticks like what Rafiki always does to us in training.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan enter a private theater room as a Monkey Clerk guide them with all the seats they can sit in with every movie put on the video projector)
*Monkey Clerk: Welcome to your own theater room. Here where you can watch all the movies you want and all the seats you can sit in.
*Timon: Oh my. That is one big movie room.
*Pumbaa: We got everything with all the seats!
*Pat: Holy bananas. Almost every theater had a room like this and we got the best one.
*Stan: What movies are on the tape? You mean, a tape like a VHS record the footage and put it on the tape and cannot be edited whenever the thing is made from the factory.
*Monkey Clerk: Get your facts straight. The video projector got everything to watch and the remote is the friend you need to turn on and play all the movies you want.
*Timon: Ha ha ha. We should get started. Cause the cinema is about to go on. *sit on a seat with everyone*
*Pumbaa: We're starting movie day right now.
*Pat: We got the food and drinks ready.
*Stan: All the movies you can watch for free.
*Monkey Clerk: You got the whole room for yourself. Keep it down and enjoy your show. Have a nice day and behave yourselves! *left the room*
*Timon: Alright boys. The whole room is ours and we got a show to play!
*Pumbaa: The lights, the stars, the cameras, the action!
*Pat: Ooh wee. I feel like we're watching a behind the scenes of the revealing footage for a show.
*Stan: So what are we going to watch in the private room?
*Timon: We are going to be watching all the Lion King movies, starting with the first one.
*Pat: Ooh, amazing. What about the live-action remake from 2019?
*Pumbaa: We won't be watching the live-action Lion King remake from 2019.
*Stan: Huh? Why not?
*Timon: It's the same story over and over. Why would we watch the same movie again as in the remake?
*Pat: Uh, how about The Lion Guard: Return of the Roar?
*Pumbaa: Eh, not really. That movie is a pilot for a Lion King spin-off show that used to air on Disney Junior. We're only going to watch the original Lion King trilogy from 1994 to 2004 and that's it.
*Stan: So no spin-offs and short films on the screening?
*Timon: Nah. We're just going to dig with the original movies instead.
*Pat: That's understandable. Anyways, let's get the show started!
*Pumbaa: Okay! The Lion King, here we come! *hold a remote to play the movie*
*Stan: It's showtime. *Timon shush him* Sorry.
(The movie begin with a sound of morning in the savannah as animals of all types such as rhinos, meerkats, cheetahs raise their heads as the sun rises, preparing to march to Pride Rock)
*Singer: *voice*
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
*Timon: *simultaneously, imitating the singer* Whaaaat's on the menu? It could be ceviche, it's stinky-ooh, it's Pumbaa-aah...
*Pumbaa: I gotta tell ya, Timon... that song always gets me right here.
*Pat: The Circle of Life. Is beautiful!
*Stan: Who could ever see a world like this in the Pride Lands?
*Timon: Who knows? Well enough with that. *he holds up a remote control and begins fast-forwarding through the movie*
*Pumbaa: Uh... Timon? What are you doin'?
*Timon: I'm fast-forwarding to the part where we come in!
*Pat: But you guys aren't in the beginning of the film.
*Stan: *aghast* You can't go out of order.
*Timon: *play the movie which show him, Pumbaa and Simba growing up in Hakuna Matata* Au contraire, my porcine pals. I've got the remote!
*Pat: What the? You even fast-forward to the part where you and Pumbaa raised Simba in the jungle.
*Stan: But everyone's gonna get confused! Let's just wait 'til we watch the whole thing from the start.
*Pumbaa: Stan's right. We gotta go back to the beginning of the story. *grab a remote to rewind to the start*
*Timon: We're not in the beginning of the story! *he pauses the movie on Rafiki holding up Simba, with a monkey screech; the movie begins fast-forwarding again*
*Pumbaa: Yes, we were—the whole time! *rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of Timon looking in bewilderment at Simba and Nala's reunion, with a squawk of confusion*
*Pat: Why do you guys always have to fight with the remote? *rewind with the part with Simba roaring at Pride Rock*
*Stan: You're gonna break the movie as a video tape! *pause and rewind with the part where Simba splash in the water*
*Timon:	But they don't know that! *indicates the audience; switches the movie direction again, on Nala pinning Simba, with a lion-roar sound*
*Pumbaa: Then why don't we tell them our story? *pauses the movie on a snarling close-up of the three hyenas as Timon, him, Pat and Stan shriek and dive under their seats*
*Pat: *slowly re-emerging* What was that?
*Stan Boy, that was scary as a hyena.
*Pumbaa: What a trip of rewinding over and over.
*Timon: Hey, I got an idea. How about we watch all the Lion King movies from the beginning?
*Pumbaa: Oh, I like the sound of that.
*Pat: A little backstage tour. Take 'em behind the scenes for a revealing and intimate look at the story within the story!
*Stan: The story of a lion who rule Pride Rock, had a daughter and more such as you guys living the life of finding a new home.
*Pumbaa: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, y'know?
*Timon: Couldn't have said it better myself! *rewinds the movie again*
*Pat: Boy, I am so excited to see what is in the story.
*Stan: Mufasa, Scar, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala, everyone. It all goes on the list.
*Pumbaa: So does this mean we're going back to the beginning?
*Timon: *melodramatically* Oh, no, Pumbaa. No. We're going way back... to the beginning.
(Through the Lion King movie, a scene shows Scar holding up a mouse as Zazu show up to stop him by playing with his food as Mufasa show up in the scene to tell him whenever it's a challenge or not with Timon pausing the movie)
*Timon: Hey, who say the throne for Pride Rock is a challenge?
*Pumbaa: If you ever missed out on the ceremony of a new cub, you blew it.
*Pat: I missed parties and events all the time. It's part of life.
*Stan: Never more the events I missed like missing out movie premieres due to work. *laugh and resume the movie*
(A part shows Simba and Nala singing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" as Zazu is annoyed throughout the song through passing by animals bumping and stepping on him as well standing on top of each other as Pumbaa pause the movie)
*Pumbaa: Who can't wait to be king when you got a kingdom to rule?
*Timon: Oh, I would love to rule a kingdom. Conquer it and reign it on my name.
*Pat: I'll be president of America.
*Stan: And prime minister of the United Kingdom! *chuckles* Nuff said. *resume the movie*
(A part show Scar singing "Be Prepared in front of the hyenas as Scar prepare his army to take over the Pride Lands as the gang is watching the scene and how about how dirty Scar really is)
*Timon: Man, that Scar lion really give me the creeps.
*Pumbaa: He give the Pride Lands a bad name as much as the bad Outsiders that were loyal to him.
*Pat: He give people nightmares.
*Stan: And even conquer Pride Rock! He waited to kill his brother, just to take over the world?! Give me a break! I'll rather take over a neighborhood if I were mayor!
(A part shows Mufasa and Scar running through the Gorge to catch up with Simba on the stampede as Mufasa try to save his son from the running wildebeests as Mufasa try to save his son, got him to safety and try to climb up, only for Scar to trick him and kill him off, leading Timon in tears in front of his friends)
*Timon: No! Mufasa was so close on getting out of the Gorge! *cries*
*Pumbaa: Timon, come on. Why? It's just a movie.
*Pat: Blow the tissue out. *give the tissue to Timon to blow it and pass it out* Jeez, ew. Who leave a booger on the floor.
*Stan: It's just a scene! Plus, it's emotional and sad.
(A part shows Timon and Pumbaa raising Simba in the jungle while performing Hakuna Matata with the gang celebrating their roles in the film)
*Timon: Woo! Now we're in the beginning of the film.
*Pumbaa: Told ya. That's where we soar the limits of stealing the show!
*Pat: When you break the role of a phenomenon performance, you really earn a lot of credit for a lot of stars you earn on the pacing.
*Stan: Well executed there boys. You really hit the animation cinema like actors.
(The part shows Simba reuniting with Nala, leading Timon and Pumbaa to their disgust as Simba follows Nala through the jungle during "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" as the crowd feel disgusted by the scene)
*Timon: Boo!
*Pumbaa: What a ripoff!
*Pat: Come on guys. You raised the lion and let him fall in love with a childhood friend.
*Stan: We were also not angry when we fall in love with Stephanie.
(The part shows Timon doing the hula dance in front of the hyenas as Timon cringes on the scene with his friends chuckling on Timon in drag)
*Timon: *cringe* Uh.... mind as well not do that again.
*Pumbaa: Live bait, baby.
*Pat: Boy, I dress in drag once when I was in a drag queen show.
*Stan: Crossdressing is so funny. It make me laugh!
(The part shows the Battle of Pride Rock where the Pride Landers fight the hyenas with Timon and Pumbaa participating to fight the hyenas, saving Zazu and Simba fighting Scar as the crowd cheers on the scenes as well fighting Scar)
*Timon: Alright! Kick some hyena butt!
*Pumbaa: Beat them all in a brawl!
*Pat: Boy, that Scar is as weak as a hyena.
*Stan: He even trained his hyena army to be weak as a fur-brain. *laugh*
(One of the last parts show Simba ruling Pride Rock with a roar and brought back the animals in the Pride Lands by celebrating with Simba as the new king with Nala and Rafiki watching over their cub by ending the movie with the crowd cheering)
*Timon: The Lion King! One of the best movies in the world!
*Pumbaa: It's not just a legacy. It is cinema.
*Pat: Who knew the lions can rule a kingdom over a rock.
*Stan: People thought the lions are the kings of the jungles. But that's on the gorillas.
*Timon: That's how movie making is my friends.
*Pumbaa: Ooh. Can we watch the sequel next?
*Pat: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride is coming up.
*Stan: We got another movie to watch.
*Timon: Brace yourselves everyone. Up next on the binge, we're going to watch the next one on how Simba ruled the Pride Lands in his reign.
*Pumbaa: Simba got a whole new pride now to watch over.
*Pat: I didn't know at first, they made a sequel to The Lion King except, it wasn't in theaters. It was on video!
*Stan: That's what we're gonna watch right now. So let's get through the sequel, shall we?
(The gang begin to watch the Lion King sequel as they watch through the opening with "He Lives In You" with animals of all types heading on their way to the Pride Lands to watch the presentation of Kiara)
*Timon: Who lives in us? They live in them? It's Pat and Stan!
*Pat: Very funny Timon.
*Stan: You really got a new daughter in hand with a new princess in charge.
*Pumbaa: I thought the new cub was going to be a boy.
*Timon: Life is just life. No matter what retcon the scene, it's always going to be that way.
*Pumbaa: I wonder what this Kiara cub is gonna do over the years in the Pride Lands.
*Pat: We'll just have to wait and see for ourselves.
*Stan: I hope she's not as annoying as young Simba was.
(The part shows Kiara scaring Timon and Pumbaa until defining the meaning of babysitting as the crowd is concerned what babysitting meant for them)
*Timon: Man. Babysitting Kiara is a lot of work.
*Pumbaa: Every time a new cub come to the Pride Lands, we always have to watch them over.
*Pat: I did the same to taking care of Lili's bunnies as well.
*Stan: I never fear the same of taking care of a baby in a daycare.
(The part also show Kiara meeting Kovu, as well exploring the Outlands, being hunted by crocodiles, learning how to roar and being caught by Zira by the arrival of Simba and the Pride Landers as the crowd is aware of how scary Zira is)
*Timon: Man, that Zira is scary as Scar.
*Pumbaa: These two used to be loyal when they first took over the Pride Lands. *disgust* Blah.
*Pat: Who knew that Kovu guy is somehow related to the late Scar?
*Stan: Cut the theories. There are going to be people making million of fanfictions to see Kovu in the family tree of Scar and make the cub fall in cub with Kiara. Boy, Simba won't be happy at this when he see his daughter hunting in the wild in the future.
(The part shows Zira and Kovu in the Outlands with Vitani and Nuka as Zira perform her lullaby in front of the Outsiders as the crowd is scared of Zira's plan and how Zira is setting up to overthrown Simba)
*Timon: Yikes! I knew that Zira lioness would be as bad as Scar.
*Pumbaa: Even more scary as the hyenas.
*Pat: Something tell me that this is the set up of dictatorship.
*Stan: And I thought the wars in our world were bad enough to rule a country.
(The part shows Kiara in her first hunt in the Pride Lands, leading up to the fire set up by Nuka as Kiara is shown running until Kovu show up to save her, as the crowd is confused why Kovu is siding with the Pride Landers over his team)
*Timon: Kovu saves Kiara from the fire? I thought he was working with the Outsiders.
*Pumbaa: This is very strange to me. Didn't his mother made a promise to go after Simba.
*Pat: He is pretending, which means he is lying all along!
*Stan: Wait 'til we watch the whole movie to find out.
(A part shows Kiara hanging out with Kovu as well running with Timon and Pumbaa as they are being chased by rhinos and birds and hide from them, only for the crowd to laugh at the scene)
*Timon: Yeah! No rhino will bump us over a bird!
*Pumbaa: Once we scare them, we run off to prevent being kicked by them.
*Pat: Faster as a cheetah.
*Stan: Can't take a leopard over a tiger.
(A part shows Kiara and Kovu falling in love as Rafiki take them to Upendi through a lake and dancing animals as the crowd feel emotional over the scene and try to take the hearts out of them)
*Timon: Aw. I love these guys. What the? A Simba and Nala romance rip-off? *disgust* Blah. What a rip-off.
*Pumbaa: I'm taking back the hero raised, fall in love with a childhood friend trope.
*Pat: And they fall in love? Ew. We have kids there watching!
*Stan: At least, the kids aren't disgust by the animals mating in animal movies.
(A part shows Simba fighting Zira and the Outsiders in the Gorge, only to crush Nuka in the logs and fleeing with Kovu after getting a scar, shocking the crowd in the scene)
*Timon: Whoa! Now we knew Kovu is related to Scar, despite the adoption!
*Pumbaa: Spoiler alert! Zira is about to go after the Pride Lands!
*Pat: Fire is a killer to nature.
*Stan: No wonder why the Outlands is nasty and rusted in the back of Africa.
(In one part, Simba exile Kovu to the Outlands as the animals march to kick him out of the Pride Lands with a song to kick Kovu out of the Pride Lands with Timon and Pumbaa imitating the song)
*Timon: Deception.
*Pumbaa: Disgrace.
*Pat: *pause the movie* Wow. I never knew you guys are one-talented singers.
*Stan: You're, a star.
*Timon: Impersonations are a actor's talented act of performance.
*Pumbaa: The lyrics are so charming and dramatic.
*Pat: I felt bad for Kovu for all of his actions he caused by knowing to tell the truth.
*Stan: He should have tell the truth to the whole pride prior to Zira's attack in the savannah. *resume the movie*
(In one part, Kiara left the Pride Lands to reunite with Kovu with a song like "Love Will Find a Way" as Timon shred to years over a romantic reunion song in the crowd)
*Timon: They come back. In love! I can't feel the love tonight! *cries*
*Pumbaa: Not again.
*Pat: Over Kiara reuniting with Kovu.
*Stan: Everyone stay together. You know the main event is about to start soon. *he and everyone hold together* Yeah. That's more like it.
(A part shows the Pride Landers and Outsiders attacking for war with scenes such as Timon and Pumbaa setting a attack on the Outsiders and almost all of them except Zira join the Pride Landers as Kiara catches Zira by leaping, leading Simba to chase them down as the dam breaks to a river with Kiara trying to grab Zira from falling as Zira falls from the gorge to her death in the river. Kiara reunite with the Pride Landers, knowing that the battle is over in much of the crowd's surprise.)
*Timon: Wow... that was brave.
*Pumbaa: Yeee-haaa!
*Pat: The Outsiders were wrong. They are one of them, even for Zira and Nuka if they were living and can accept who they are.
*Stan: Additionally, they would never accept who they are since they are bad in them and will always be bad to follow Scar's footsteps. Some people can be good and bad in life. Some reform, some don't. And some, even worse. Conquer a land to rule it to drove away the poor people.
(The Lion King sequel ends as the Pride Landers are together, bowing them with everyone roaring in front of the animals to celebrate to embrace that they are one with the crowd cheering for the movie)
*Timon: Woo! The Lion King II: Simba's Pride, baby!
*Pumbaa: What a heck of a ride.
*Pat: Hakuna Matata!
*Stan: Outlands, shmoutlands... this place is better than Disneyland!
*Timon: Alright boys. We two movies down, who want to watch the last one next with me and Pumbaa?
*Pumbaa: Yes! The main event! Our backstory within the movie!
*Pat: We been waiting to watch the movie on how you two grow up and live together.
*Stan: It's on, like the Pride Lands!
*Timon: We waited two and a half hours to watch The Lion King 1½. Look like we're gonna hit the real spot like the main dish.
*Pumbaa: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I can't wait, I can't wait, and I can't wait to watch the third movie!
*Pat: Plus-a-delic, cheerio boys.
*Stan: Time to watch the Timon and Pumbaa movie, or in other words. The Lion King III!
(The gang watch the last Lion King movie as the first scene shows a view of Pride Rock in fragments in much of the crowd's surprise)
*Pat: Holy cow! It's Pride Rock!
*Stan: So majestic.
*Timon: So powerful.
*Pumbaa: And so bizarrely named. Proud. *giggle*
*Timon: *pause the movie* Pumbaa, how can a rock be proud? It's a rock!
*Pumbaa: Well, I think it's because a "pride" is what they call a group of lions.
*Pat: Yes. For example, the lions live in rocks like prides. But what about you guys on where you come from?
*Stan: Hippos get the ponds, dogs live in dog houses, meerkats live in grounds and warthogs live in fields. Is that all I need to say about the origins of our homes?
*Timon: Where I come from we didn't have nothin' to be proud of. Why. *clears throat; singing* When I was a young meerkat...
*Pumbaa: *singing* When he was a young meerkat...! *blows Timon off his seatback*
*Timon:	Very nice.
*Pumbaa: Thanks!
*Pat: But maybe it'd be safer if you just show 'em where you came from.
*Stan: Oh, boy! Do we get to see where you grew up?
*Timon: Yeah, but it ain't pretty. We'll watch the movie on how my backstory went. *resume the movie*
(Through Pride Rock, to the meerkats singing underground and where Timon grew up in, the crowd is surprised on Timon making a skylight in the colony in thoughts of their depths)
*Timon: Ha. Look. I made a skylight.
*Pumbaa: A whole new record. It look like a magnifying glass to make a light.
*Pat: How dare these bullies make fun of you? We have no problem on your skylight.
*Stan: Eh. It looked good. But it could have been better.
(A part shows Timon on sentry duty, only to burst into song on his imagination while singing "That's All I Need" with the crowd tuning to the song)
*Timon: That's All I Need, baby. All of this scurry, sniffing and flinchy should have been avoided.
*Pumbaa: You're on a rhapsody, Timon!
*Pat: I would love to go on a diet and eat all the grubs in a pyramid.
*Stan: Make mine with rice! I'll have some soy sauce with dumplings on my side dish! Will ya!
(A part shows the meerkats screaming and running from the hyenas as one of them keep on hiding with Uncle Max running from the hyenas in much of Timon's fear in the crowd)
*Timon: Don't die Uncle Max!
*Pumbaa: You can do it!
*Pat: No horseplay. Just scramble!
*Stan: Just! Play! Dead! *see the screen changed to the QVC shopping channel, where two women are selling a suede handbag* Hey. Who changed the screen?
*Timon: Pumbaa! You're sitting on the remote!
*Timon: Huh? Oh, sorry. I thought it was a brownie. *hold a remote to change the screen back to the movie*
*Pat: Thank you! We were getting nervous. *see Uncle Max being overtaken by hyenas* Ouch! That gotta hurt. He lived a long life. *see Uncle Max fall on the ground* Or not.
(The crowd is seen eating their food as Ma embrace her son with a hug with the crowd crunching on some chips)
*Timon: Ma. I love you.
*Pumbaa: Good moments come like this. *eat a pizza*
*Pat: *drink soda* Ah. Feel so good.
*Stan: And people wonder why he has issues. Forget about it! *eat all the chocolate chips*
(The part shows Timon leaving his colony, heading all the way to Rafiki's baobab tree in much of his tears with Timon narrating)
*Timon: And so, with high spirits I boldly ventured off where no meerkat had dared to go before. I put my past behind me, ha! And never looked back... *see himself crying* Oh brother. What did I do wrong? *see Rafiki popping up to scare him by pausing the movie* How convenient. Enter omniscient monkey, right on cue.
*Pumbaa: Well, you know what they say. When the student is ready, the teacher appears.
*Pat: That's it. No more fortune cookies for you.
*Stan: I'll have mine with a wish. Play the movie. Will ya? *make Timon resume the movie*
(The part shows Timon running through the grass as the ominous roaring sound pursues him as he crashes into a huge snout blocking his path, leading to scream in front of him and Pumbaa as Pat pauses the movie)
*Pat: So this is how you two first met. By screaming?
*Timon: You know, first impressions are very important.
*Pumbaa: Oh, I thought you were a scream.
*Stan: Or a boar. *resume the movie*
(A part shows Timon and Pumbaa walking through the sunset as the animals show up in wake of the presentation of Simba)
*Timon: I can't believe we're back at the beginning. At last, things were looking up. I had the sun on my shoulders, the wind at my heels, a song in my heart.
*Pumbaa: People thought I look fat. But I am a pig. A compliment!
*Pat: Did the animals rush their way to see the presentation of Simba? I don't remember seeing that in the movie.
*Stan: Either the first one or what we're watching right now.
(The part shows Timon and Pumbaa walking through a crowd of animals to reach to Pride Rock as Pumbaa releases a massive fart at the whole crowd, leading all the animals immediately around them cough and collapse, followed by the ones a little farther away—wildebeests, giraffes, and rhinos with all of them bowing down in much of the crowd's surprise)
*Timon: You call that a secret weapon? What a power up!
*Pumbaa: I could have use a rest stop before I pass out all the animals in one scene.
*Pat: Look how they kneel before the royal son.
*Stan: You mean Simba? The Lion King? These guys are stealing the show here!
(A part shows Timon and Pumbaa sleeping in their dream home, only to be disturbed by animals when performing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King", only for them to collapse by Timon's stick hit on a elephant as the crowd is shocked)
*Timon: Oy. Phew. Show people.
*Pumbaa: Who needed some show people in the neighbor?
*Pat: They better keep down the noise level or else!
*Stan: I can't sleep when they're singing!
(A part shows Timon and Pumbaa running in the Gorge, only for them to fall out of the cliff from the wildebeests running, land on the river and fall through a waterfall, only for Pumbaa to pause the movie for a second to grab some grubs to eat)
*Pumbaa: Sorry guys. I have to pause the movie for a second. You guys wait here while I get more snacks to share with. *clatters off*
*Timon: Go ahead. Make it quick.
*Pat: Boy. Who needed a snapshot when you got a social media account to begin with.
*Stan: Pat, don't. We'll be kicked out.
*Timon: *crack his neck* Man. I feel itchy in here.
*Pat: Don't you get the true meaning of living in a small world full of ants?
*Stan: You don't make pets with rodents like cockroaches, ever!
*Pat: Excuse me?
*Stan: Pat. I'm being serious.
*Timon: *scratch his ear, sniffs and hum "It's a Small World After All" as casually picking his nose* Man. That feel squeezy.
*Pat: Ew! Gross! What's wrong with you?
*Stan: What are you? Five? Get it out through my face!
*Timon: Oi. My bad. *hear the some of popcorn popper* Someone's coming! *put his booger on a napkin and toss it away*
*Pumbaa: *show up with a bag of grubs* Okay, I got the jumbo so we could share. *pauses for a beat, as he realizes Timon is just sitting there stock-still* Were you just picking your nose?
*Timon: *indignantly* No. I had an itch on the inside! *eat some grubs*
*Pat: *eat some grubs* Oh man. I love the taste of worms.
*Stan: Feel so good. Oh, the movie! My bad! *grabs some bugs and chows down, then clicks the remote to resume the movie*
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan watch the scene where Timon and Pumbaa gaze at each other in the beach with the friends sticking together at the end, only for Timon to cry as the movie is paused for a second)
*Pumbaa: *shocked* Timon? Are you crying?
*Timon: *sobbing* I'm fine! I just have something in my eye.
*Pumbaa: *holding out a hanky* Here, blow.
*Timon: Ohh. *blows his nose; hands the hanky back* Here, Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: *sarcastically* Gee, thanks.
*Timon: *getting a hold of himself* Okay. I'm better.
*Pat: Jeez, who's taking the hanky in the trash?
*Stan: I'm not grabbing that. *resume the movie*
(The crowd continue the movie through the scene where Timon and Pumbaa are in the jungle and celebrate with a sing-along)
*Timon: We went through the whole movie and found ourselves a dream home!
*Pumbaa: We should celebrate with a sing-along!
*Pat: Good idea.
*Stan: Hakuna Matata. And a one, and a two, and a three!
*Everyone: *sing along as scenes show Timon and Pumbaa celebrating and living their lives in the jungle with a ladybug hopping in the lyrics*
Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata
Ain't no passin' craze
*Timon: It means no worries, for the rest of your day. *realize the ladybug is missing in the lyrics* Wait a second. *pause the movie* Guys, where the grub?
*Pat: Uh, I think Pumbaa was trying to chew on the grub for a second.
*Stan: He was eyeballing it the whole time when we started singing the lyrics.
*Pumbaa: Puhh. *opens his mouth; the ladybug staggers out, all mauled up*
*Timon: *exasperated* Ohhh. You just can't help yourself, can you?
*Pumbaa: Sorry.
*Timon: Okay... but this time, show a little self control.
*Pat: Let's just finish singing.
*Stan: Right behind you. *resume the movie*
*Everyone: *sing along as more scenes show Timon and Pumbaa having fun in the jungle as well dancing in the log bridge*
Hakuna Matata! Ha-haah!
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free
Philosophy
Hakuna Matata
 
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata...
(The scene changes to Pumbaa taking out quills on Timon's back, leading him to scream by the sounds of Buzzard as Timon hop on Pumbaa to bowl for buzzards as Timon pauses the movie as they reaches the camera)
*Timon: Who knows why fate led us to little Simba that day? *switches to a slide-show style, to Pumbaa lifting Simba on his tusks, Timon looking terrified* Maybe it was just my love of adventure... *switch to Simba roaring in the jungle, with him leaping up in terror* or my innate courage... *stills show more scenes of Simba terrifying the fur off him* ...my valiant and fearless way of... okay, who's in charge of the freeze-frames?! *freeze on him doing a freakish wild-take pinned up against a tree root*
*Pumbaa: Sorry.
*Pat: I didn't do anything.
*Pat: Me neither.
*Timon: Anywho... *resuming narration* Rescuing Simba was a cinch. *Pumbaa gathers up Simba on his tusks and trots off with him back to the jungle.* Then came the reeeally scary part. ...Parenthood.
(More scenes show Simba having a nightmare with attempts of Timon and Pumbaa trying to save him in much of Timon's frustration in the crowd)
*Timon: Ugh! I wish all of this shouldn't happen. At all.
*Pumbaa: At least, we did a great job at babysitting.
*Pat: Better than taking care of Lili's kids in the house.
*Stan: Mind over babies.
(A part shows Teen Simba and Timon having a snail-slurping contest with the theme from ""The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" playing as Timon and Simba slurp every snail as one of them is out and won the contest)
*Pumbaa: *narrating* Thus did the pupil surpass the teacher.
*Timon: You've been hangin' around with the monkey again, haven't you?
*Pat: That's it. Fortune cookies are everyone.
*Stan: Give me dumplings and egg rolls while we're at it. With soy sauce!
(A part shows, Timon, Pumbaa and a full-grown Simba flying into the air and living their life in the jungle, as well relaxing in the hot-tub pool and get to bed together for the night)
*Pat: Bros. Living in the life in the jungle with no worries.
*Stan: Ahh. You gotta admit, you had a pretty good thing goin' there.
*Timon: We coulda gone on like that forever.
*Pumbaa: Except for one teeny weeny little thing we forgot to count on.
(Scenes show Simba thumping on Nala as the two lions reunited in the jungle, disgusting Timon and Pumbaa with a plan to not let them feel the love tonight as the "Peter Gunn" music play in various scenes as Timon and Pumbaa attempt to stop Simba from falling in love with Nala, but fails anyway as Simba and Nala mate in love)
*Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
*Pumbaa: It did?
*Pat: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
*Stan: They're making that smile, hugs and kisses. Oh, get me out of here! I'm calling it a day.
(A part shows Timon and Pumbaa breaking up with Timon alone in the jungle, only to meet up with Rafiki before he lives to follow Simba at Pride Rock)
*Pat: Man, you never really give up on your dreams, haven't you?
*Timon: Never. No one gives up on losing.
*Stan: The monkey said it himself. He knows you can never give up on giving up. Is that right?
*Pumbaa: Just watch.
(A part shows Pumbaa running in the desert with the "Busa" theme as Timon runs with Pumbaa stopping in confusion as they look back each other with a reunion)
*Timon: What was with the running? If you can call that "running."
*Pumbaa: I was giving you time to catch up.
*Pat: *choked up* Aw, you big lugs. *hug together*
*Stan: Friends stick together to the end. This is it. The main event... again. This is the stuff of legends. An epic struggle—the place where heroes are born. Guys... this could be your finest hour.
(As Timon and Pumbaa run to Pride Rock, the part changes to Timon doing the hula dance, only for Timon to pause the movie in much of his embarrassment)
*Timon: Heh heh. We already watch that scene, right?
*Pumbaa: I guess.
*Pat: Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?
*Stan: Yes. *hold a remote to skip a scene*
(A part shows Timon and Pumbaa running from the hyenas, only for Pumbaa's gas to chase them out, reunite with Ma and Uncle Max and set up a plan to trap the hyenas in a hole)
*Timon: That's the part where I reunite with my Ma and Uncle Max after all these seasons. *giggle*
*Pumbaa: But you know. The Battle of Pride Rock is about to start.
*Pat: You guys did what you did here.
*Stan: This is gonna be fun.
(A part show the Battle of Pride Rock as Simba chases Scar with Timon and Pumbaa gaining the hyenas' attention with Ma and Uncle Max digging tunnels with supported beams with Timon and Pumbaa doing tricks to distract the hyenas as Ma show up with Uncle Max kicking the beams, only to hit at a rock with Timon running through the hole to crumble the beans with the hyenas trying to eat Timon's gang, but fails as they fall through the hole with Simba hurling Scar over the edge and out of the cliff. The crowd cheers for the performances in the film)
*Timon: Woo hoo! Oh yeah! Battle of Pride Rock, baby!
*Pumbaa: That's gonna leave a mark. But we did it anyways.
*Pat: Timon's Ma and Uncle helping out to trap the hyenas is like the best thing that happen in the movie.
*Stan: Yet, all of Scar's army got kicked out right after the battle.
*Timon: Oof, what a relief.
*Pumbaa: Without the trap, we would have been dead.
*Pat: You did it anyways. You didn't blew it.
*Stan: What a main event it is.
(A part shows Pride Rock in the rain as Rafiki lead Simba to the rock as Simba hug Timon and Pumbaa with Simba going up the rock and roars by embracing everyone)
*Timon: *proudly, but not a little wistfully* That's our boy.
*Pumbaa: *on the verge of tears* Ohh... I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry. *breaks down in sobs*
*Pat: You've really come a long way, Timon and Pumbaa. You find what you look for.
*Stan: From Pride Rock to the jungle, this is what you found in the dreams. In fact, a celebration at the end like most dance party endings in films!
(At the end, Timon take his family to the jungle with everyone else as the meerkats celebrate their life in the jungle by singing a reprisal of "Digga Tunnah" with pool swimmings, catching grubs, holding on coconut smoothies and sliding on a waterfall, ending the movie with the camera pulling back to a whole close-up of the jungle with the meerkats having fun and through a big view of the jungle)
*Timon: Well, that's it. The big wrap-up, the happy ending, the grand finale.
*Pumbaa: *whimpering* It's over already?
*Timon: Well, Pumbaa. That's the thing about endings. They come at the end.
*Pat: The big wrap-up. The grand finale.
*Stan: That's the Lion King trilogy to ya!
*Pumbaa: *brightening* Ooh, can we watch it again?
*Timon: Pumbaa, we just saw it. Maybe tomorrow.
*Pat: I wanna watch it again too.
*Stan: Come on Pat. We already saw it. Why not play a video game or something or clean up the room we just rented in surprise?
*Ma: *show up* Hey guys. I'm just checking how you guys are doing.
*Timon: Ma? What are you doing in the private screening? I thought you weren't invited.
*Ma: *gasps as she sees the screen* What? You guys are watching The Lion King 1½? You didn't tell me you were watching The Lion King 1½! I wanna watch too!
*Timon: Ma, the show's over. It's already finished.
*Ma: Then why didn't you tell me back then before your special day?
*Pumbaa: It was a special screening for the four of us.
*Pat: We were really trying to make it special for Timon and Pumbaa. They made us watch the movie to the part where they grew up in.
*Stan: Can't tell the spoilers anyways. *Ma grab his remote* Hey.
*Ma: Look like I'm going to rewind it for everyone in the theater to see. *rewind the movie back to the beginning*
*Stan: Dude! You're rewinding the whole movie!
*Ma: Uncle Max, guys! We're gonna watch the movie.
*Timon: *despairing* Oh, no.
*Pumbaa: Is it true we're gonna watch it again?
*Pat: Yes. I love to watch movies again and again after a good one. So excited.
*Uncle Max: *show up with popcorn* I brought popcorn with extra butter on it! Salt included!
*Simba: *show up with everyone* You guys are watching the movie?
*Nala: We would love to watch a great show.
*Kiara: Where my parents grew up in.
*Kion: And how the lions rule the pride before I was born.
*Rafiki: *swing on vines, giggling* Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.
*Bunga: Are we going to watch a movie? Sweet.
*Fuli: Ugh. I'm not expecting the movie to be some sort of boring fest.
*Ono: It might have potential.
*Beshte: I hope it's great.
*Timon: What the? Why everyone coming in the same time?
*Stephanie: Ooh, excuse me.
*Aunt Martha: Pardon us.
*Emily: We got a showing to watch.
*Chi-Chi: Find us a good seat to watch the movie.
*Lili: Momo, bunnies. The seats are in the back.
*Momo: Meep. *he and the bunnies hop everywhere*
*Stuart: Wait for me. *snore*
*Emily: Stuart, I save you a seat!
*Stuart: *wake up* Whoa, what? Oh, my bad! *rush to his seat*
*Sarabi: Save us a spot.
*Tiifu: I choose this one.
*Zuri: No fair. I should have sit up close in the center.
*Makini: I can't wait to watch this movie.
*Anga: Make room for the birds!
*Hadithi: A film in the making. I like it.
*Zazu: It's really worth a show.
*Ma Tembo: Our screen is looking tight!
*Mtoto: It's going fast-backwards!
*Makuu: Ah. A movie we're going to watch. How sweet.
*Timon: Hey, down in front!
*Iron Joe: I'm clean as always.
*Mishka: I got the popcorn.
*Monty: Got myself a nice slushie drink.
*Mabu: Take off and make it snappy!
*Hafifu: Are we going to watch a movie?
*Majinuni: Yes we are going to watch a movie.
*Sokwe: Our seats are right there in the corner.
*Shujaa: Shujaa will enjoy the show!
*Sokwe: Boys, please sit down and enjoy the show.
*Hafifu: If you may.
*Majinuni: I'll sit next with you, bro.
*Hafifu: Peace out.
*Majinuni: Kuishi ni kuchecka! *he and his brothers sit apart on Timon*
*Timon: *Hafifu and Majinuni squash on him* Hey, watch it! *straining* Unnnh! *squirts out from between them and land next to his friends and resign* Okay guys. You win. We'll watch the movie again.
*Pumbaa: Finally.
*Pat: With everyone together, we'll watch it again with the audience.
*Stan: Sure you don't mind?
*Timon: *sincere and play the movie from the beginning* Hakuna Matata.
*Stephanie: Shh.
*Stuart: Sorry.
*Pumbaa: Uh. Timon?
*Timon: What?
*Pumbaa: I still don't do so well in crowds. *the screen goes black*
THE END
==Production==
A fanfiction short special to accommodate the tenth anniversary of Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan was planned.
It was suppose to be released on June 2, 2023. But unfortunately pushed back and missed out on its anniversary date for unknown reasons. The short was later released on June 26, 2023.
==Trivia==
*The opening of the short include elements from a alternative opening from The Lion King 1½ where Timon and Pumbaa are invited to a movie theater by the movie clerks.
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Category:Fanfictions by MarioFan65
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