Kai Lan

Kai Lan is a bad Dora the Explorer ripoff created by Hungry Kim Jong-un in partnership with Scientist-San to brainwash children into becoming communists through her show on Nick Jr. Discovery Kids.
== History ==
Kai Lan was made by Hungry Kim Jong-un and Scientist-San in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. She was made using noodles and a LOT of 0 Burgers. A few minutes later, Hungry Kim Jong-un programmed her to be communist, which made not only Scientist-San angry, but the Teletubbies as well. Expectedly so, both Hungry Kim Jong-un and Scientist-San got kicked out of Teletubby Land.
Kai-Lan was later mailed to China to record her show Ni Hao Kai Lan.
== Her Show ==
Ni Hao Kai Lan is the show that stars Kai-Lan and a bunch of made-up friends. In this show, Kai-Lan teaches children Chinese words how to be communists. Her show is just as bad as Stupid Sofia the Stupid First's show, and if you watch it for more than an hour, you get a CBeebies.
== Trivia ==
* Her name is a misspelling of Karen.
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