Darth Marshtomp

:"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
:Through passion, I gain strength.
:Through strength, I gain power.
:Through power, I gain victory.
:Through victory, my chains are broken.
:The Force shall free me."
:―Darth Marshtomp, Dark Lord of the Sith
Darth Marshtomp was an ancient Sith Lord of the Old Republic, who started the First Jedi Purge in 3,954 BBY. Darth Marshtomp was trained at the Sith Academy on Korriban, where he was the very only student to graduate. Mostly because he killed the other trainees.
==Biography==
===Origins===
Darth Marshtomp was at first a farmer boy on Taris, before he discovered that he could shoot lightning out of his hands. He proceeded to blow up the planet for teh evulz. After he blew up his homeplanet, he became a musician. After a fateful encounter with a Jedi Droid, he realized that he could use his powers of the Force in order to zap things. He then went to the Sith Academy, and practised zapping people there. By the end of it, the other students were all zapped. And dead. But also zapped.
===Teachings===
After this, Darth Mashtomp decided to teach others the way of the dark side of the Force and how to zap things. He first came up with the Rule of Two, one to have power, and the other to crave a sandwich. This idea was revolutionary at the time, and quickly became an old honoured tradition throughout the ages. He spent about 5 years teaching, before becoming the Galactic Emperor.
===Empire and death===
During his time as Emperor, the Galactic Empire prospered, and went around looting and pillaging the galaxy. However, all this was lost when Darth Marshtomp's apprentice threw Darth Marshtomp over the siderails, where he promptly fell, got run over by a train, and died, in order to finally get the sandwich he had been denied all these years. Darth Marshtomp, however, had the last laugh, as it turned out the sandwich was something the apprentice was allergic to.
==Behind the scenes==
None of this is a real. You were decieved.
==Appearances==
*None. You were decieved.
==See also==
*Mudkip
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