Boris Johnson

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnsonhttps://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a38745090/boris-johnson-name/, professionally known as just Boris Johnson, is a sausage roll, British politician and former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Boris is the main antagonist of the first three seasons of the critically acclaimed series The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, as well as the protagonist of the equally critically acclaimed series SpongeBob's Wonderful Life With Boris Johnson. Boris also appears in The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie, Earth: The Show, Zero Plot Whatsoever and wait wut.
== Biography ==
Boris Johnson is a sausage roll. He was born on June 19, 1964 to his sausage roll parents Stanley Johnson and . His sausage roll siblings are , and Leo Johnson (who doesn't have a page :(). Boris' earliest recorded ambition was to be "world king".
Following 's retirement in 2001, Johnson decided to stand as candidate for . Some people thought he was funny while others disliked his flippant attitude and lack of knowledge of the local area. Despite this, Boris won by a majority vote and was re-elected in 2005 by an even higher margin. In July 2007, Johnson announced his plans to run as the Conservative Party candidate for the mayor of , which he won the following year.
On May 16, 2019, Johnson confirmed he would stand in the forthcoming Conservative Party leadership election following then-Prime Minister 's anticipated resignation. The vote closed on July 22, with it being announced that Boris has won the majority vote by 66%. Boris Johnson was consequently appointed prime minister on July 24thhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/23/boris-johnson-elected-new-tory-leader-prime-minister.
Boris married his wife Carrie Johnson in 2021https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472.
=== The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show ===
LGBTQ+ icon Suzy Sheep was tragically murdered in her own bedroom on November 17, 2021 at 9:15 am. Suzy's death shocked the entire nation and the entirety of Peppa Pig World entered a long period of mourning, shaken by the sudden loss of an LGBTQ+ icon and friend to many.
Around the same time, reports starting emerging that social gatherings by the Conservative Party has taken place in 2020 amongst Granolavirus lockdown restrictions. Boris initially denied these claims, but eventually ordered a formal investigation over the incidents. Following an investigation launched by private investigator Detective Potato in January 2022 (the police were too busy playing ), it was discovered that Suzy Sheep was murdered by a hitman by the name of Cosmobo hired by Boris to distract people from his party controversy. Wanting to avoid the imminent backlash, Boris bribed Suzy's mother with £50 to keep the discovery quiet, and the public was at the time unaware of Boris' despicable doings.
On 12 April 2022, Downing Street confirmed that Johnson would be issued a fixed penalty notice for £50 as police believed he had broken the law by breaching COVID-19 regulations when attending parties during Granolavirus restrictions. At least 50 such notices would be issued, with other recipients including Johnson's wife and Chancellor Sunak. Johnson therefore became the first Prime Minister in British history to have been sanctioned for breaking the law while in office. Boris Johnson either knowingly broke the law or did not understand laws he himself had introduced.
On 7 July 2022, Boris' wife Carrie leaked to Bikini Bottom News the claims that Boris was the true killer of Suzy Sheep. This caused around 60 MPs to resign in disgust and lack of confidence in the PM. Backed into a corner, Boris himself announced his intention to resign as Prime Minister and was promptly arrested by the Peppa Pig World police. He is currently held captive at a prison in Peppa Pig World.
Boris was replaced as prime minister by Liz Truss on September 6, 2022In Liz We Truss.
=== The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie ===
Boris appears as a major antagonist in The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie.
Mummy Sheep's long-delayed trial against him for the murder of Suzy Sheep is held and, though Boris' argument then he didn't directly kill murder Suzy Sheep and instead hired a hitman initially wins over the judge, Boris is officially incarcerated and given a life sentence. He is later seen again at the end of the movie still in prison, now joined by Sikowitz and Chris Chan.
A scrapped post-credits scene would have seen Boris Johnson released from prison because "rich people are never in prison for long". It is unknown if this is canon.
== Appearances ==
=== The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show ===
==== Season One ====
*A Very, Merry, Holly, Jolly Daddy Pig Christmas (mentioned)
*Who Shot Suzy Sheep?: Part One (cameo on newspaper)
*Who Shot Suzy Sheep?: Part Three
*Daddy Pig Has an Affair (mentioned)
==== Season Two ====
*Boris Johnson's House Party
==== Season Three ====
*All My MPs Gone
*In Liz We Truss
*Pig Family Values
*Marriage Mayhem (mentioned)
==== Movie ====
*The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie
=== Other ===
*Earth: The Show: various
*New Squidward Chat: Boris Johnson on New Squidward Chat
*SBFW: THREE'S A CROWD: A-Level Politics
*SpongeBob's Wonderful Life With Boris Johnson: Every episode
*wait wut.: The BoJo Of The Opera
*Zero Plot Whatsoever: various
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