Zig Zagging At The Zoo of Master Lox/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: February 25, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2016
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts with Mr. Krabs desperately chasing Plankton and Master Lox, who has stolen a Krabby Patty.
Mr. Krabs: Come back here Plankton and Master Lox!
Plankton: No can do Krabs! I am on a one way to rule the world!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, go steal that formula.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Lincoln!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *jumps out of a hiding spot armed with a laser gun, then corners Plankton and Master Lox*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ha! You lose Plankton and Master Lox!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, you two are going down!
Plankton: Oh no! I don’t want to get shot with the safety on!
Lord Master Lox: Don't shoot.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks to see this* Barnacles! We forgot to get the unsafety!
Lincoln Loud: Dang It! We forgot!
Plankton: *sees the Chum Bucket in the distance* See ya losers!
Lord Master Lox: Idiot!
Master Lox and Plankton run off, until they step on a small rock. The rock sinks.
Plankton: Ugh! What the?!
Lord Master Lox: What?!
A rumbling sound is then heard.
Plankton: Oh crud.
A geyser full of garbage sprays out sending a screaming Plankton flying in the other direction.
Mr. Krabs: Me Krabby Patty! *steps into the garbage geyser and pursues Plankton and Master Lox through the water*
SpongeBob SquarePants: MR. KRABS!!!
Lincoln Loud: WAIT!!!
SpongeBob and Lincoln then notice Mrs. Puff walking by.
SpongeBob SquarePants: MRS. PUFF!!!!
Lincoln Loud: MRS. PUFF!!!!
Mrs. Puff: Ah! No! Stay away! *puffs up in self-defense and rolls off like a big soccer ball*
Plankton and Master Lox sinks through the clouds and lands right into an enclosed area. Mr. Krabs does the same.
Plankton: *dazed* I lost 14.76987421% of my intelligence!
Lord Master Lox: It's true!
Mr. Krabs: *dazed* I lost one cent of money!
The three eventually begin to get their senses back and then confront each other.
Mr. Krabs: Give me back me patty Plankton and Master Lox!!
Plankton: I can’t! It's lost!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah! It's gone!
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean it's lost?!
Plankton: It jumped out of my hands and I lost it as I was flying midwater from that garbage geyser impact!
Lord Master Lox: Give me my money, Plankton!
Plankton: Why?
Mr. Krabs: Well that's just great! $5 of me money wasted!
Plankton: Where are we anyways?!
Mr. Krabs: Who cares! Unless if it has five bucks!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, you moron!
Plankton: Well for one thing, it sure doesn’t harbor any money.
Mr. Krabs: Good! Then I don’t care!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, go take a look!
Plankton: Well you should! Look!
Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Master Lox look at the sign, it says “Clamu.” They then realize they are in the Bikini Bottom Zoo.
Mr. Krabs: Blast it! We are in the smelly zoo!
Lord Master Lox: This is a zoo, guys!
Plankton: More specifically, in Clamu’s Habitat!!
The three foes then notice a gate open, an angry and huge clam comes rushing out, in an obvious hungry state.
Plankton: Quick! The Light Fixture!
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! No kidding!
Lord Master Lox: Are you kidding me?
Mr. Krabs: *steps on Plankton as he climbs up to the light fixture to safety, to avoid Clamu*
Plankton: Krabs!!!
Lord Master Lox: Really, Mr. Krabs?! Really?!
Mr. Krabs: *looks to see Clamu charging right for them, extremely ravenous* Ahhh! I hate sympathy!
Lord Master Lox: *grabs the squashed Plankton and gets him to safety just as Clamu arrives, jumping under them and failing to reach*
Plankton: Phew! I think we are safe!
Mr. Krabs: I sure hope so!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah!
Clamu retreats back into the shadows.
Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Lord Master Lox: *looks around*
Mr. Krabs: We gotta get out of here Plankton and Master Lox! Now!
Plankton: We will be fine! We can call Karen and Pearl Master Lox on our phone!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah! Go ahead!
Plankton and Master Lox get it out. They then drop it when a gust of wind happens. Mr. Krabs is not amused.
Mr. Krabs: Well,... what phone exactly Plankton and Master Lox?!
Plankton: Don’t fret! A zoo official should spot us in no time!
The zoo's employee ward is shown empty, barren and lifeless. A tumbleweed blows by.
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* Is this worker a ghost by any chance?!
Plankton: Don't get testy with me, Krabs! It was your fault in the first place!
Mr. Krabs: You were the one that stole that Krabby Patty!
Plankton: It was for good reason! So we could be successful!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, you know!
Mr. Krabs: You know! You have got to be the dumbest hypocrite I have ever came across! I should’ve left you down on the ground so Clamu could nibble on your innards!
Lord Master Lox: I should!
Plankton: You twisted monster!
Mr. Krabs: Bite me!
Lord Master Lox: Eww!
Plankton: Gross!
Clamu then rushes out of the shadows having gotten annoyed at their senseless arguing. Mr. Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton whimper in fear. After a couple of moments, Clamu eventually returns to the shadows.
Plankton: Ugh! Ah, oh, why don’t you be more quiet Eugene?!
Mr. Krabs: Just don’t argue and don’t move a morsel!
Plankton: No sound at all?
Lord Master Lox: Good point!
Mr. Krabs: Not even a sigh of breath!
Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Master Lox stare in space while trying to remain as silent as possible, until…
Mr. Krabs: *farts* Oh excuse me, I had a burrito for lunch.
Plankton: *plugs my nose* Honest, smelly mistake, I guess.
Lord Master Lox: *plugs my nose like Plankton did* Yeah.
They continue staring in space. Until…
Mr. Krabs: *yawns* You guys know yawns are contagious right?
Plankton: Yes we are aware, I am a certified scientist after all!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah! I am!
Mr. Krabs: Pipe it down! Don’t be so loud or annoying!
Plankton: Oh how ironic!
Lord Master Lox: Uhh.
The three continue to stare in space a third time, and…
Mr. Krabs: *sneezes* Aghh! Blasted allergies!
Plankton: WILL YOU CAN THOSE INCESSANT SOUNDS ALREADY?!!
Lord Master Lox: STOP GETTING US SO SICK, MR. KRABS?!!
Clamu runs out of the shadows and comes close to swallowing Plankton and cutting the light fixture in half.
Mr. Krabs: Aggahhh!!
Plankton: Go away you stupid clam!
Lord Master Lox: I HATE YOU, CLAM!!
Clamu growls and desperately tries to reach the two foes. Until, Clamu gets hit with a peanut. She turns around to see a group of kids led by Monroe Timmy, with peanut bags.
Monroe Timmy: Beat it clam!
Clamu growls and considers going after the children. However, she decides to go into the shadows and gain control of herself, due to being allergic to peanuts.
Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Master Lox begin to catch their breaths and face the children.
Mr. Krabs: Thank you little scallywags for distracting that vicious beast!
Plankton: Now get us down! I ain’t getting any younger here!!
Monroe and the children instead get some slingshots and flashbangs from their pockets, revealing an ulterior motive.
Monroe Timmy: Ready, Aim and Fire!
They begin firing the flashbangs.
Mr. Krabs: OW!!!
Plankton: My opitcalcordia!
Lord Master Lox: My inator!
Monroe and the children eventually run off snickering after they use up all of the flashbangs. Mr. Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton continue dangling in fear.
Mr. Krabs: I want to go home!
Plankton: Yeah! Me too!
Lord Master Lox: Me three!
Mr. Krabs: I want to kiss me money!
Plankton: I… guess.
Mr. Krabs: I want to go and take a hot bubble bath with me money!
Plankton: Okay, now you’re just getting weird.
Lord Master Lox: Okay, let's go.
SpongeBob, Lincoln, Plankton and Master Lox's computer wife Karen and his wife Pearl then arrive at the zoo and spot the two foes.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
Plankton: Karen!
Lord Master Lox: Pearl!
Mr. Krabs: Please get us down and away from Clamu! Also, how’d you two find us?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We checked all over town! The zoo was the last place I haven’t checked yet!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey guys!
Blue Rectangle: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Blue!
Blue Rectangle: I'm meeting here at The Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Oh.
Yellow Rectangle: This is so weird.
An overview of the city is shown in shambles, numerous fires, crashed boatmobiles and other forms of messes, caused by SpongeBob and Lincoln's “hunt.” Police boats, Police cars, ambulance trucks and helicopters also search around for survivors.
Fred the Fish: My leg! Ughhh!
At the zoo, Karen finishes taking a picture of Plankton in his time of need.
Pearl Master Lox: One single formula!
Karen Plankton: This is better than how we imagined it!
Plankton: Haha! Now get us down!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah! Get us down!
Mr. Krabs: Or it's coming out of ye paychecks!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No can do Mr. Boss Man! And Mr. Little Man!
Plankton: Hey!
Lord Master Lox: This is ridiculous!
SpongeBob and Lincoln get out a rubber ball from his pocket and throw it into Clamu's enclosure. Clamu herself notices and rushes for the ball. Sponge then hops in and grabs Mr. Krabs by the feet. Clamu notices while chewing on the ball.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles! No! No! Nooo!
Lincoln Loud: Nooooooo!
Clamu: *drops the ball and rushes right for the three in a territorial state*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Lord Master Lox: AAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Before Clamu can devour all three, she is hit with a tranquilizer dart. Three more darts hit her sending her down to the ground unconscious. Karen has contacted the zoo officials.
Karen Plankton: All five of you are idiots. You didn’t even call the superiors!
Pearl Master Lox: Yeah!
Plankton: Can it Computer Wife! There was none of them in sight!
Lord Master Lox: Wife, There was none of this will happen!
Official: It's because, we were on our lunch break! We got Krabby Patties with tater tots! For Free!
Mr. Krabs: FOR FREE?!!
Official 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Mr. Krabs’ eye twitches. He hops out of the enclosure and grabs a tranquilizer.
Official 3: Scram!
Mr. Krabs: *gives chase so I can tranquilize the officials and take our money* Give me your money!
Roblox: That will be extra!
SpongeBob, Lincoln, Plankton and Master Lox hop out of the enclosure and meet up with Karen and Pearl.
Plankton: Let's go home Karen! So I can think of another diabolical plan to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Karen Plankton: No can’t do honey. I am having an oil study club meeting today. And since I saved your sorry butt, you owe me to attend with my calculator friends! Let's go!
Plankton: Aaaaghh!!!!!!
Pearl Master Lox: I think I have to leave now, bye! *leaves from The Krusty Krab*
Lord Master Lox: Pearl, wait!
SpongeBob and Lincoln look over at Clamu, who is now starting to come to.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gets out a bag of peanuts* So Clamu? Can I feed you a peanut? I got these on a sale!
Clamu: *looks at SpongeBob and Lincoln with shock and horror, before fainting once more, due to my peanut allergies*
Roblox: Yes, ten thousand years ago, there was a hacker named 1x1x1x1.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who is that?
Roblox: Well, the guest army are fighting with war. Is that right, guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mr. Krabs, Lincoln Loud and Lord Master Lox: Yeah, that's quite enough!
Roblox: Come! I want to let you know about hackers right away!
Mr. Krabs: What? They're hackers, our enemy.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
Lord Master Lox: But, what about Plankton?
Roblox: Sorry guys, after all these years, you are gathered here, but lack the raw passing of talent this man has.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Aaaah.
Lord Master Lox: *to Mr. Krabs* This is all your fault, you stupid crab!
Mr. Krabs: My fault?!
Lord Master Lox: That's because Plankton stole your formula and I'll cost you! Now YOU'RE GONNA PAY! *punches Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: Why you-- *punches Master Lox*
Lord Master Lox: *punches him back*
Mr. Krabs: *punches him*
Mr. Krabs and Lord Master Lox: *starts arguing and fighting each other*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Looks like they're arguing and fighting each other, come on Lincoln, let's go to The Loud House.
Lincoln Loud: You bet, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks home with Clamu*
Roblox: Wait!
Mr. Krabs and Lord Master Lox: *keeps arguing and fighting each other*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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