Windows

Windows the Radio Man was a legendary New Edenian inventor. Responsible for creating and defining many of the world's most useful amenities and features, Windows would have a large number of his designs stolen by Dr. Pavell, a crooked businessman. Persevering despite his defamation, he would eventually be remembered as an icon of endurance and intelligence. 
While still youthful and energetic in nature and appearance, Windows had been working for many long memes, which took a toll on his health and mental age. In truth, he claimed to know "everything", and would often stay quiet, reflecting on his role in the universe. Many modern historians believe he was smart enough to predict the end of his own life, and the eventual collapse of society. 
In 2142, Windows moved to Gruganda in order to help investigate his rival Dr. Pavell's death. He would become friends with R.J. Macready, and would help look after his son, R.Jude Macready, during the Second Weeaboo War.
Windows was infected with Fel-Wasabi by a weeaboo trooper known as the Gatekeeper upon his arrival in Neo-Japan, and was put down soon after by Nicolas Gregigan.
== Inventions ==
Windows worked very hard to build lots of cool things for both New Eden, and Gruganda. Many of these "inventions" existed before Window's birth, so the nature as to how he invented it, or perhaps defined it, remain known only to Windows himself. Such inventions include:
* Teleporters
* Finding Things
* Hot Pockets
* The Internet
* TV
* TV Dinners
* Sharks (Windows worked on the M.E.G.A.S.H.A.R.K. Project in New Eden)
* Spongebob
* Global Warming
* Canvas Bags
* Shadows
* Air Conditioning
* Radios
* The S.U.N.
* Dogs (Turnspits, specifically)
* Gophers
* Gopher Traps
* Last King of New Eden
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