United Church

The United Church is the one true Christian faith accepted by the Protestant God and Protestant Jesus (not to be confused with the Jewish Jesus), says Earl (who is an Agnostic). It is frequently called a "temple of lies" by Papists who don't understand how a Christian church could be more leftist than their own. It is a commonly known fact that in the Bible, God said to Jesus that "the United Church of Canada shall be the one true church to found Christianity upon", says Earl. According to Joel, this would marginalize every person trying to find Christ outside of Canada, but the United Church of Canada would have no objection to this as according to Joel, they believe "some are more equal than others."
==Fun facts==
*The United Church supports abortion
*The United Church supports Gay Marriage
*It is a sin to drink bottled water
*The Grue template was granted to this page to retaliate for its presence on the Papists page (which was apparently retaliation for putting it on the Protestant page, although the Protestant page actually merited it for its obnoxious content!)
Category:Religions