Pilot (Bikini Bottom Origins)

Pilot (Bikini Bottom Origins) is the first episode of Bikini Bottom Origins. 
== Plot ==
When SpongeBob tells his friends about a dark secret that is hiding in their town's origin, they begin a grand adventure through the Kelp Forest to find the person behind it.
== Transcript ==
[The Episode begins with an upshot of SpongeBob's Pineapple House. He and Patrick are in SpongeBob's Library, picking up random books.]
SpongeBob: Hey, look at this one, Patrick! [Holds it up] It's called, "How to Write Underwater". Hmm, weird.
Patrick: Here's another one! [Holds it up] "Everything You Need to Know About Nematodes". Seems helpful.
SpongeBob: And, another one! [Holds it up] "The Search for Sparky The Sea-dog". Cool!
Patrick: And, another on- huh? "Bikini Bottom Origins: Official Town Guide"...
SpongeBob: Let me see, Patrick. Not to brag, but I would know what it's about, since I own pretty much every book in Bikini Bottom.
Patrick: Okay, you're the boss. [Hands the book to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Whoa, heavy. [Takes a look at it]
[Silence]
SpongeBob: Well, when I think about, I'm actually not really sure if I've read this one before. Anyways, lets take a peek and read it for a while, Patrick!
Patrick: And we can have Popcorn!
SpongeBob: That's a great idea! I'll go get some right now.
Patrick: Alright, I can wait.
[Theme Song]
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own''
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!''
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand''
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never, never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world''
[Cut to 1 hour and 30 minutes later, and SpongeBob and Patrick are eating popcorn while reading the book.]
SpongeBob: [Reading the Book] "And Unfortunately, the unknown founder of Bikini Bottom died in 1987 in the Pacific War.". Man, this book is way darker than I expected, Pat!
Patrick: Yeah, I'm not even sure if I'll be able to sleep tonight, but can I read?
SpongeBob: Sure, buddy.
Patrick: Okay, thanks. [Reading the Book] And then a legend/myth went around that there is an evil spirit living at the end of the Kelp Forest right at this moment, and he may come back to Bikini Bottom before anyone even knows it. 
SpongeBob: Hey, that's a pretty cool one. Probably not true thou-
Patrick: [Screams] A GHOST?? I'm scared now, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Okay, let's go to bed now. Wanna sleep together so we won't be scared? It'll be like a sleepover but we'd actually listen to our parents about staying up late!
Patrick: Um, okay.
[We cut to SpongeBob and Patrick at Patrick's Rock, in Pat's bed.]
Patrick: Man, that was spooky, SpongeBob. But we won't have to worry about that because we're snug as a bug in my bed, right? SpongeBob?
[SpongeBob is fast asleep]
Patrick: [Whimpers]
[Thunder strikes outside Patrick's window, and he gets scared]
Patrick: I just hope this night ends soon.
[It's 6:30 in the morning, and it is slightly dark outside. SpongeBob and Patrick are asleep. Patrick is on the edge of his bed, and he falls off, waking himself up.]
Patrick: Huh? What's tha- [screams] A SHADOW MONSTER!
[Patrick runs into the Shadow, but it turns out that it's just his laundry basket, and he gets the basket stuck on his head, waking SpongeBob up. They both panic, and we cut to Squidward woken up by the noise from Pat's Rock.]
Squidward: WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?? It's 6:30 in the morning, have you two imbeciles lost your minds?
Sandy: Yeah, SpongeBob, what's the big idea?
Patrick: Oh, hi Sandy!
Sandy: Hi, you guys were so loud that you woke me up, too. Just tell me and Squidward what's wrong, no big deal.
SpongeBob: Me and Pat read a scary book last night about the origins of Bikini Bottom, and there was a rumor that there was a ghost living at the end of the Kelp Forest!
Squidward: What? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard! Besides, everyone knows that legends and myths like those are never true.
Sandy: Well, that sounds like a darn tootin' adventure, and I say we go on one to find that ghost! Who's with me?
SpongeBob: Me!
Patrick: Me!
Squidward: Barnacles, no.
Sandy: Then let's go!
Squidward: *Sigh*, Fishpaste.
[End]
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