Channel Battle (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Recess
Aria: she watches Yensid Channel’s Jim Probable
Umbra: “Aria? What are you watching?”
Aria: “I’m watching Jim Probable! Don’t you know I am a Yensid Channel fan?”
Umbra: “Yeah, but obviously Cartoon Complex is superior.”
Aria: “No, Yensid Channel is way better! Jim Possible alone beats anything from that channel, but it has the Swallow House, Reptilia, and Mystery Rivers. And also Phoenix and Herb and GooseTales.”
Umbra: “You thought those were good? Ha! Cartoon Complex has Stephan Galaxy, Odyssey Time, The Awesome Planet of Gummy, and Ordinary Cartoon.”
Aria: “Are you kidding me? All of those shows are limited to 11 minutes each! Even Dimeloadeon does better.”
Umbra: “Don’t you DARE say that! Dimeloadeon declined in quality hard! Even Yensid Channel is superior to that.”
Aria: “For sure!”
Oliver: “Idiot dog and hedgehog. Dimeloadeon has Archetype: The Last Windwizard. That’s enough to beat anything from the other channels no matter how many shows recent Dimeloadeon pull the channel down. Besides, even if they did, there’s still the most iconic show of all time, Squishy BrownPants.”
Aria: “If you think Dimeloadeon is better than Yensid Channel and Cartoon Complex, you should be called a POO-dle!”
Anne: she growls at Aria “Nobody calls my big brother that!”
Lulu: “Though you have to admit she’s right.”
Anne: “Yeah. Yensid is better than the other 2 channels. Doesn’t mean Aria can insult my brother.”
Ava: “Also, don’t use Squishy BrownPants as an example of one of the network’s greatest cartoons. I mean it’s good, but Dimeloadeon treats it, Chaotic Home, and Magic Godparents like its cash cows, and as a result, all 3 of these shows got declines in quality and had lots of the worst stuff in all of animation. Chaotic Home’s second season was its best season, but it had two episodes that sucked. Their names were Fight in the Fam and No Good Luck.”
Oliver: “But Archetype is still the best of the network.”
Ava: “But it’s held down by shows like Fangirl and Bum Bum, Bread Delivery Ducks, and Man and Snake.”
Oliver: “No. Archetype is too good to be held down by the other shows. It’s way better than Mystery Rivers or Odyssey Time.”
Ava: “Are you kidding? Mystery Rivers is insane! It only has slightly worse character development, theming, and worldbuilding than Archetype, however, it is way funnier and there are so many codes scattered throughout the series to decode. And not to mention, Swallow House treats LGBT+ people with respect. Also if you’re talking about episodic shows, then the best one is definitely Phoenix and Herb!”
Oliver: “But who cares? Episodic shows suck most of the time.”
Swift: “They’re about equal for me.”
Heads: “And me.”
Ava: “Episodic or serialized, as long as the show is enjoyable, doesn’t matter.”
Umbra: “I haven’t brought up the early Cartoon Complex shows yet. X-Girls, Samurai Pack-“
Ava: “More like Samurai Lack! Reptilia has a better balance of lighthearted and serious moments.”
Umbra: “How about Tim, Timm, and Timmy? That’s a great show! It’s extremely funny!”
Ava: “Yeah, that show’s amazing, but nowhere near the highs of Yensid. Bustling Metropolis Blues is a great show. The characters are likeable, the villain, Skip Wissler is realistic, and there are very few moments of jerkiness, just like in Phoenix and Herb.”
Bomber: “Yeah, Yensid is amazing!”
Skyler: “No, Dimeloadeon is superior!”
Madeline: “Cartoon Complex!”
Muscle: “Big sis, that’s where you’re wrong! It’s Yensid!”
Gleam: “Nah. Dime solos both.”
Stella: “No, CC is superior!”
Mason: “You moron! It’s Yensid!”
Hazel: “Mason is right!”
Ivy: “Then who is left?”
Hazel: “Mia, what do you think is the best channel?’
Mia: “Big sister is right. Yensid is the best.”
Swift: “Are you kidding? CC is better!”
Knot: “CC lacks the runtime, and Dime is too cheesy. Yensid treats kids and adults equally. They treat them more seriously as shown in their shows.”
Whir: “But CC is the master of comedy and variety! Even though they use Adolescent Heroes Go as their cash cow, that doesn’t hinder them from letting other quality shows last for decently long!”
Tack: “Say any of those channels are better than Dime, home of the best cartoons, including Archetype again, and I will shoot you.”
Teresa: “But you can’t. I have a hard shell.”
Sierra: “Though we agree that Dime is better than CC and Yensid, right?”
Silhouette and Vanessa: “Right.”
Teresa: “Just barely. They’re very close and all have their fair share of pros and cons, but Dime has the best bumpers.”
Tack: “You get to live another day. Saying Dime is even slightly better than all is fine with me. I’m not some ungrateful weasel.”
Platinum: “Oh, nah. You forgot about Phoenix and Herb. That show is Yensid Channel’s longest running, most creative, and funniest show. It’s also got some of the greatest songs in all of animation.”
Curd: “Yeah! That show is too amazing!”
Lucy: “Dimeloadeon’s Squishy solos, as it’s relatable.”
Curd: “I didn’t know that show was meant to have some relatability.”
The kids argue over which of the 3 channels is the best
Meanwhile…
Susan: “Alex, look! It’s Dimeloadeon Studios!”
Alex: “Whoa! What is this? My favorite show?”
Susan: “Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago-“
Alex: “I know that intro. I just want to have a show on a channel. So you suggest this one?”
Susan: “Yes! They have Squishy BrownPants for crying out loud!”
Acorn Castle
Sally: “Hello, Miss Sasha! Will you join the destruction of Studiopolis with me? I need to destroy Eggman’s broadcasting channel. He might convince kids to become evil or join him!”
Sasha: “No way, Sal.” she points her Super Wispon at Sally “You won’t destroy Studiopolis or I’m going to put you as the buns of a SAL-Mon sandwich.”
Sally: “Uh, that was not punny.”
Sasha: “But what you said was.”
Sophie: “Enough! Sasha, we are trying to work hard to save the entire world from their evil!”
Sasha; “I don’t care. How many times do I have to-“
Sally: “How many times do I have to tell you that power corrupts?”
Sasha: “Tails wouldn’t be corrupted by power if he became the ruler of something. I mean you aren’t corrupted by power as Queen of the Kingdom of Acorn.”
Sally: “But that’s because I was born into a royal family.”
Sasha: “Whatever. You’re going down.”
Silver: “She isn’t!” he uses his telekinesis on Sasha and her Super Wispon and gives said Super Wispon to Sally
Sally: “Thank you.”
Silver: he puts Sasha in a cage
Tails: “There is a benefit to losing against Sasha. You get to learn from your mistakes. Long ago, I’ve realized Sasha was the enemy I never knew I needed. Every loss against her is a sign that I am not making the most of my skills. Maybe you should learn from her too, and maybe, just maybe you could become as successful as you want to be. So don’t be sad when you lose against Sasha. Maybe act like you are.”
Sally: “So if I win against her?”
Tails: “That means you can overcome everything.”
Sally: “Hey, Tails! It was the other kids who defeat us sometimes.”
Tails: “You can maybe learn from them. I mean I’d love to win against Sasha, but if I lose, then I learn. Winning against her is my goal, as it means I am at my full potential and I’ve learned everything. Get an assistant, Sal.”
Sally: “Sure! Who do you suggest?”
Tails: “Maybe you could get Jewel. She is smart.”
Sally: “Maybe.”
Recess Grounds
Lanolin: “Please stop arguing! That is enough! I suggest that you have 3 zones so that each group for each favored channel goes in them. There are 3 canteens each.”
All of the students go to each canteen
Ava: “What about those who think all are equally good or 2 of them are and the remaining is worse than those 2?”
Lanolin: “I don’t know, whatever group contains their friends, they can go there. I just want to stop arguments, but not friendships. This will be temporary, though. If you all learn to not be toxic fanbases, then maybe this rule wouldn’t need to apply anymore. I’ll decide when you’re worthy of having this 3 zone rule removed.”
Lunchtime
Cartoon Complex Canteen
Swift: “Jonathan Experiment is so cool!”
Umbra: “Hey, Swift! Your Dad is a rival of my Dad.”
Swift: “Coincidence? I think NOT!”
Umbra: “Well, I guess that’s allowed as long as you promise me you think Cartoon Complex is at least slightly better than the other channels.”
Swift: “It’s nice that you were able to design this canteen after their bumpers.”
Yensid Channel Canteen
Ava and Mia: “Thanks, Bomber for designing this canteen after Yensid’s bumpers! It’s at least better than the boring blue absolutely everything that the Dimeloadeons have.”
Dimeloadeon Canteen
Heads: “I mean it’s blue everything, what could go wrong?”
Oliver: “I don’t know. Well at least our characters of honor aren’t all blue.”
Breaking News!
Walt: “Celebrity couple Alex the Poodle and Olga the Poodle are working on a show together! But Susan can’t decide, and neither can they.”
The groups get out of their canteens
Lanolin: “I don’t like where this is going.”
They all fight each other
Whir: “Take that you blasphemers against the complexity of Cartoon Complex shows!” she used her Variable Wispon to hit more students
Lanolin: “Oh no! My pupils! I can’t watch!”
Lillian: “Your students or parts of the eye?”
Lanolin: “Both!”
Susan, Alex, and Olga arrive
Anne: “Mom! Dad! Choose Yensid!”
Lulu: “Yeah! Yensid is the best!”
Oliver: “No, parents, you should go to Dimeloadeon!”
Heads: “Go to Dimeloadeon!”
Knot: “Yensid!”
Whir: “Cartoon Complex!”
Everyone argues over which of the channels is the best and starts fighting again
Ava: she shoots fireballs with her hammer that opens
Swift: he counted with his ice bubbles
Speedy: “Team Yensid, let’s go!”
Speedy and Mia create a tornado
Susan: “What do you choose? I’d be in Team Yensid.”
Alex and Olga: “OK, we’re going to make a show on each channel.”
Everyone stops fighting and cheers for the two
Susan: “Phew.”
Acorn Castle
Sasha: she tries breaking out of the cage by jumping
Sally: “I don’t like where this is going.” she gets Sasha out of the cage and tries putting her in the cell
Sasha: she kicks Sally and goes to Silver
Silver: he freezes Sasha in place
A Crimson Eagle shot hits Silver
Silver: “Where did that come from?”
Sasha: “One of my friends, I think.” she gets the Super Wispon and uses Rocket + Lightning to shoot lightning like Susan does
The three get zapped and the Bomb Cannon explodes
Sasha: she floats away from the three
Tails: “Well, what did you learn today?”
Silver: “Always put Sasha in a cell instead of just a cage.”
Gaia City Educational Center Recess Grounds
Sasha: she floats to the Recess Grounds
Susan: “There you are, Sasha!”
Sasha: “So how was it?”
Heads: “We had a literal war.”
Susan: “And man, it was chaotic.”
Lanolin: “So did you learn your lesson?”
Heads: “We should respect others’ opinions, I guess.”
The End!
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