WotW: Week 29

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Weak of the Week: Week 29 	Weak of the Week: Week 29
 	
Power Ranger 	Power Ranger
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
I've seen some weak attempts at Power Ranger knock-offs on this game over the years. Why, there is actually a supergroup called the "Danger Rangers" which has roughly 40 different bootleg Power Ranger members constantly loitering near tailors at any given moment. They've run out of normal colors like "White Danger Ranger" or "Blue Danger Ranger," so they're force to come up with increasingly baffling Rangers. Chartreuse Danger Ranger. Appletini Danger Ranger. Plumber Danger Ranger. Anteater Danger Ranger. Reverse Cowgirl Danger Ranger. You get the idea.However, I don't think I've ever seen a Power Rangers knock-off that was as confused as ol' Power Ranger here. You see, and this may come as a shock to you, Power Ranger. What you actually made...is what's called a Firefighter. A firefighter wearing a hoodie and yellow sneakers, to be exact. Perhaps you confused the word power with fire and actually wanted to make a "Fire Ranger" so he may patrol the dry woods of Canada waiting for a forest fire to start. Maybe you wanted to rip-off the much beloved SEGA Saturn classic, Burning Rangers and wipe out raging fire without fear and then light up our future. But, that Ranger is so weak even Takenobu Mitsuyoshi couldn't make him awesome, and he made a game about NASCAR racing awesome.Can't you just be like all the other Power Ranger copycats and throw a guy into generic power armor and change the whole thing red? Why did you have to make him look like a fireman, causing me to have to write about it? When will I be free of this weak prison, held together by SODLAG and Power Armor? Why do I never run into any good costumes in the game!? How do you mix up a power ranger and a fireman!? That is why you are the Weak of the Week.	I've seen some weak attempts at Power Ranger knock-offs on this game over the years. Why, there is actually a supergroup called the "Danger Rangers" which has roughly 40 different bootleg Power Ranger members constantly loitering near tailors at any given moment. They've run out of normal colors like "White Danger Ranger" or "Blue Danger Ranger," so they're force to come up with increasingly baffling Rangers. Chartreuse Danger Ranger. Appletini Danger Ranger. Plumber Danger Ranger. Anteater Danger Ranger. Reverse Cowgirl Danger Ranger. You get the idea.However, I don't think I've ever seen a Power Rangers knock-off that was as confused as ol' Power Ranger here. You see, and this may come as a shock to you, Power Ranger. What you actually made...is what's called a Firefighter. A firefighter wearing a hoodie and yellow sneakers, to be exact. Perhaps you confused the word power with fire and actually wanted to make a "Fire Ranger" so he may patrol the dry woods of Canada waiting for a forest fire to start. Maybe you wanted to rip-off the much beloved SEGA Saturn classic, Burning Rangers and wipe out raging fire without fear and then light up our future. But, that Ranger is so weak even Takenobu Mitsuyoshi couldn't make him awesome, and he made a game about NASCAR racing awesome.Can't you just be like all the other Power Ranger copycats and throw a guy into generic power armor and change the whole thing red? Why did you have to make him look like a fireman, causing me to have to write about it? When will I be free of this weak prison, held together by SODLAG and Power Armor? Why do I never run into any good costumes in the game!? How do you mix up a power ranger and a fireman!? That is why you are the Weak of the Week.
Offences 	Offences
• Superhero in Pants• Licensed Character (Sort of)• Default Man 	• Superhero in Pants• Licensed Character (Sort of)• Default Man
How to Improve 	How to Improve
You could pull a page out of the Green Rangers book by putting your hair in a ponytail and saying "Huk-sii-yaa!" martial arts sounds every time you do a spin-kick. Play some gnarly guitar riffs while you do it and every kid would think you were by far the coolest Power Ranger. This wouldn't fix your outfit or anything, but it's a start. 	You could pull a page out of the Green Rangers book by putting your hair in a ponytail and saying "Huk-sii-yaa!" martial arts sounds every time you do a spin-kick. Play some gnarly guitar riffs while you do it and every kid would think you were by far the coolest Power Ranger. This wouldn't fix your outfit or anything, but it's a start.
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