Annoying Orange: Asteroranges/Transcript

(insert coin)
Orange: (laughs)
Spaceship: All right, let's blow up some asteroids!
Orange: Hey, hey spaceship! I wanted lunch, but I was hoping for something meteor! (laughs)
Spaceship: (splits Orange into two)
Orange: Whoa! I'm half the fruit I used to be. (laughs)
(The spaceship splits lots of asteroranges.)
Orange: Whoa! I should be a math teacher cuz I really know how to multiply! (laughs) Whee!
Spaceship: Give me a break.
Orange: (laughs) This rocks. (laughs) Looks like you don't know the gravity of the situation! (laughs)
Spaceship: Shut up and grow up!
Orange: If you're gonna take a trip, you really need to planet! (laughs)
Spaceship: Awful!
Orange: Hey! Where are you going? Are you invading with space?
Spaceship: That's it!
Orange: Hey! Hey spaceship! Hey spaceship, hey!
Spaceship: What? What is it?
Orange: Hey! Hey spaceship?
Spaceship: What?
Orange: Aliens.
Spaceship: No-
(The UFO destroys the ship.)
Orange: Whoa! Poor spaceship. That UFO was out of this world! (laughs)
(UFO gets destroyed, static)