Jack Skellington versus The Grinch

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Jack Skellington versus The Grinch is the ninth battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twenty-fourth battle overall. It features the pumpkin king of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jack Skellington, against the Christmas-stealing titular character of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Grinch, just to be interrupted by the main antagonist of Rise of the Guardians, Pitch Black, the grumpy miser from A Christmas Carol, Ebenezer Scrooge, and the magical mascot of Christmas, Santa Claus.
== Battle Information ==
MaNCHA as Jack Skellington
AccordionChick as The Grinch
Pool as Pitch Black
ZombieLicker as Ebenezer Scrooge
Mat4yo as Santa Claus
Beat by Fayafire, EDXBeats, and HardcoreGamer10000
Released on December 22, 2013
== Lyrics ==
Skellington:Everybody, step back for the great Skeleton JackBut no time for tricks-or-treats now because it’s Christmas we lack!What’s this? What’s this? An evil bug?I’ll flatten you, your dog Max, the whole kit and caboodle!You're a mean one, oogie boogie man, and an ugly one tooEndorsing animal cruelty and mistreatment of the WhosAllow me to scare you until your heart beat has ceasedAnd then I, I myself will carve you into roast beast
The Grinch:The difference between us is that you like Christmas a lotI'm the oogie boogie man who lives down a cave who does notAll you want’s a white christmas! DESTROYING IT’S my master planStalking you green, mean and creepily: Call me Oogie Boogie ManJust stick to Halloween and go back to your lunatic townYou’re not the Pumpkin King anymore because I’m taking your crown!You’re a headless anorexic and your verse stink stank stunkLike your sleigh and the Titanic, you’ve been< lyrically sunk
Pitch Black:Brrgh! It’s getting cold in here!Ah, it’s just my rhymes!You’ll be taken down like The Guardians but they won’t Rise up this time!I’ve got the shadows on my side, fear and darkness as my riches!Can’t touch this Boogeyman, call me Pitch Black, bitches!I’m freezing your asses like Canada with lashes of aggressive rap massesYou’ll all be getting dissed and whipped until the Dark night passesMy power exceeds yours, Jack, call this psychological warfare!Pleasant dreams to you both, I’ll see you in your nightmares!
Scrooge:Facing these three frozen freaks! I’m not in the moodI’m the affluent Ebenezer, and to be honest, you’re Scrooged!Skellington you think you’ve got it all but you haven’t got JackI’ll kick your ass in Christmas Past as well as a whack to the sacYou may be mean, Furry Shrek, but you’ll see that I’m getting meaner!And I’ll bitch slap this Pitch Black with a grumpy demeanor!I’ll give you all ice-cold whoopings since you’re all worthless shit!You’re making me sicker than Tiny Tim! Bah Humbug! I quit!
Santa Claus:Santa Claus is here - to spread Christmas CheerBut I hear four killjoys - that ruin it every yearYou naughty kiddies better watch out Kris Kringle's on patrolI'll school you all worldwide, one night, North to South PoleJack, get back, This is my day, my crownI'll shove you down a stump and send you back to HalloweentownI've yet to diss an Emo Yeti but I'll try it and now only your heart can change sizesAnd who's the man I can't see creeping slowly through the sand?The Nightmare King shall be dethroned for he shall never understandYou’ve been a naughty boy, Scrooge, here I comeIt's the Jolly jello giant turning you to pudding, plum!You Ho Ho Hoes can blow my Christmas tree under the coversI’m even making the missis since I kissed all of your mothersYou’ve all been roasted like chestnuts with my burning coal rhymesMerry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
==Trivia==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Four