Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit

==Publishers Summary==
An easy guide to staying indoors.
==Transcript==
A black background with the words 'A Beginner's Guide To being A Bitch Hermit. Nine Easy Ways to Avoid Society. Pops up as spoken.
: Foamy
: A Beginner's Guide to being A Bitch Hermit. Nine Easy Ways to Avoid Society.
: One
: Work at home by selling junk on e-bay and mailing stuff from home.
: Germaine
: Where's the fucking packing tape?
: Foamy
: Two
: Make sure the 56 K internet modem on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.
: Pilz-E
: I never get the calls anymore from my doctors!
: Foamy
: Number Three: Go outside no earlier than 3 A.M. Normal people seem to sleep at this time.
: Germaine
: I'ts just you and I Mr. Moonlight.
: Foamy
: Number Four, keep up with the latest news and technology using the internet.
: Germaine
: Auto-car?
: Foamy
: Number Five: Sleep during the day. (Germaine hisses)
: Foamy
: Number Six: Live on sugary junk food.
: Germaine
: Mmmm, sugary goodness in my veins!
: Foamy
: Number Seven seven seven...(Fades out) Listen to Morriesy, and The Smiths, and realize that the world is a bleak place to live.
: Germaine
: Yeah, what difference does it make?
: Foamy
: Number Eight: Watch T.V. and complain about current Saturday Night Live shows.
: Germaine
: You...suck.
: Foamy
: Number Nine: Survive on stuff that was sent to you from Mail-order.
: Germaine
: Oooh, comic books!
: Foamy
: Black background again.
: This messagehas been brought to you by: The Foamilian Cult Campaign to Keep Annoying Motherfuckers in the house.
Ending screen appears.
: Foamy
: Stay inside!
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website