DougEsports

DougEsports is a generous individual. He helps support Liquid Wifi financially, offering generous contracts that any sane individual would take.Twitter - @DougEsports (Archive) — despite what @LiquidWIFI said on his stream, we have just signed him to a 1 year 50k iranian rial contract. everyone welcome Liquid!
LiquidWiFi, known for being of profound subpar intelligence, often rejects his great offers and makes a complete and utter fool of himself. This resulted in him banning Doug in a fit of rage. The situation has became known to The Doug Incident by Chat, making it Mr. WiFi's biggest incident since The Butter Incident.
== The Incident ==
The Doug Incident, as referred to by chat, is the Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History. Following the ban, several supporters of Doug have spoken out against his harsh treatment from the dictatorial tyrant Mr. WiFi. Several members of Chat have come forward, demanding answers as to why Mr. Sports was banned and removed from the chat, although their questions were answered with glaring animosity.
Douglas E. Sports is the founder and creator of E-Sports. This man is very generous and was about to give Mr. WiFi the deal of his lifetime, and is heartbroken about how Mr. WiFi has treated him and besmirched his reputation. When asked for comment, he stated that he's been trying to get Mr. WiFi to work with him and have a talk about the treatment and abuse he's endured. Mr. WiFi, in an extremely profound showcase of subpar intelligence, let slip out that he was being paid to ban Doug.
== The Aftermath ==
This has not only angered Chat beyond reconciliation, but chat also started to hold Mr. WiFi accountable for his inhumane treatment of Doug. Several key witnesses came forward with information. Their identities will be concealed to keep them safe. The investigation is still ongoing. What's been found so far is a mountain of evidence, but only a grain of rice compared to what we have left to sift through. We'll keep you updated.
== How YOU Can Help ==
So, if you want to help out our good friend Doug E. Sports, now you can! Start using our new hashtag #JusticeForDoug to begin showing your support for him and his company in their time of need. He's counting on your support! Let's expose LiquidWiFi's tyranny!