Susan Is Getting The Bunny Band Back Together (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Prower Towers Floor 3002
Curd: "Hello, Susan!"
Susan: "Hello, Curd!"
Curd: "You know how my uncle Custard and my Mom's brother had a band with my parents?"
Susan: “No.”
Curd: “Wait! I’ve got it! To cure our boredom, we can reunite my parents and my uncle so that they can play the song Eggman’s the Greatest.”
Susan: “Cool! Wait, didn’t Oliver play that already?”
Curd: “Yes, he did, but word is on the street that he was told by Custard to play it for him. I want Custard, Cream, and Butter to be a band again.”
Spencer: “Hey! You’re getting the pop band “Bunny Burst” back together? That’s serendipitous!”
Samantha: “Serendipitous means lucky. Also I don’t really like Bunny Burst after Custard’s decision to make a song called Eggman’s the Greatest which was then performed by Oliver and the Blues. Were they-“
Susan: “Yes.”
Samantha: “OK, then…”
Susan: “Dad, I have a plan.”
Spencer: he raises an outstretched right arm going diagonally upward with the palm down and his fingers together
Susan: “Dad! What are you doing? That’s not how to raise your hand!”
Spencer: “How do I do that?”
Susan: she facepalms “No wonder you get the employee of the month award at the executives behind the makers of Butter: The Sitcom.”
Samantha: “AKA Dimeloadeon.”
Susan: “To be fair, you are the best part about that great sitcom.”
Spencer: “What’s the plan?”
Susan: “It’s simple.”
Spencer: “You have a pimple?”
Susan: “No, the plan is simple.”
Spencer: “ORDER A MILLION CONTAINERS OF ALOE VERA OIL! CALL ZERO NINETEEN NINE FIVE SEVEN EIGHT FIVE NINE TWELVE EIGHT NINE TWENTY TWELVE FIVE EIGHTEEN!”
Susan: “Did you just say random numbers?”
Samantha: “Not just any random number, but the random number that turned the juice I was drinking into water!”
Susan: “OK, you work on Butter: The Sitcom, right?”
Spencer: “I’m left handed.”
Susan: “What does that have to do with anything? Anyways, since Cream lives with the star of that show, and you’re there to cause trouble for him due to your stupidity, I want you to go there and show the trouble Butter went through being the star of that show so that Cream will feel sympathy for him and join the band for a night or more.”
Curd: “Yeah, Mom thinks life is beautiful, so she needs to complete her sixth day at work. Oh, yeah, and that benefits me and Mom in both ways. First, Mom would complete her calendar of different things to do, with Monday being being a medic, Tuesday being doing her duties as owner of Cream’s Café, Wednesday being farming, Thursday being participating in donating to charity, and Saturday being helping the Chao. She wants Friday to be a day where she works again. She’s happy about work, but she does want to spend time with me, which is why she used Sunday as the day where she spends time with me. Second, I still want to make my seemingly offensive jokes. That’s why I need her to perform as part of the band Bunny Burst. I can say she was a great singer when I listened to Bunny Burst’s songs. Also Custard was so good at playing every instrument needed! It’s like he’s not just ambidextrous, he’s amTETRAdextrous, as he uses his feet to play the other instruments needed. Of course, Dad plays the electric guitars, but Uncle Custard plays most of the instruments.”
Susan: “Yeah, they were really good. Dad, I need you to help Butter convince Cream to join the Bunny Band. Your stupidity in the show makes for some great slapstick!”
Spencer: “OK! I’ll join!”
Susan: “Butter and Custard wouldn’t mind being together, but Cream quit due to a controversial idea for a song, and thus. the band was not as complete as Custard wanted it.”
Curd: “Dad gets hurt by Spencer’s stupidity every time he makes an episode! Also, duh, Mom is the heart of Bunny Burst.”
Spencer: “Uh, do I get to bring my fries?”
Susan: “Maybe you can make an episode of Butter: The Sitcom while the Dimeloadeon members film your antics with Butter. You’re already in Season 6, and you haven’t done a good episode yet? That’d be great for a sitcom! So yeah, most definitely!”
Spencer: “OK, thanks!”
Curd: “Hey! Great idea! Maybe I’ll get Dimeloadeon to record this episode.”
Susan and Curd go to Dimeloadeon HQ and bring the camera man to Prower Towers Room 3007
Camera Man: he records
Cream: “Hello?”
Butter: “Wife! Please go a Friday with me to perform songs as Bunny Burst!”
Cream: “But my little brother came up with a horrid idea for a song that got sung on stage by Oliver and the Blues.”
Butter: “But we are family! Want to bond with family?”
Cream: “Yes, but he’s still planning to get me to perform that horrid idea for a song with him.”
Butter: “But I want to take a break from this show, from all the physical comedy Spencer makes with me, including hurting me.”
Spencer: he puts fries inside his paper bag and he shakes it after putting some barbecue sauce while walking around, but some of the barbecue sauce spreads on Butter’s eyes
Butter: screaming, then he falls off a window into the balcony, then almost falls down the balcony
Cream: “BUTTER! I’LL SAVE YOU!” she goes to the balcony and saves Butter from falling by holding his hand and uses some machinery to remove the sauce from his eyes
Butter: “Phew. Thank goodness. Anyways, now you see my pain. Will you join Bunny Burst so that I can have at least one day off producing episodes of this show?”
Cream: “You could easily get someone else to make less harmful physical comedy.”
Butter: “You’re right. But Cream, you like your calendar of jobs, right?”
Cream: “I love my jobs! I like saving people, doing just things, and being a part of the community! If I come back to Bunny Burst and get that band back together, I might offend people, because Custard still has the song Eggman’s the greatest in his mind.”
Butter: “But when Oliver and the Blues performed that song, it became an instant hit! Nobody was offended.”
Cream: “I’m sure there are some who did.”
Spencer: “But that's the case with every popular song! Every popular song can offend at least a hundred people, because they might have an idea for a song, but when they perform a song with that idea, they won’t have the chance for spotlight!”
Cream: she thought of it for a few minutes “Fine. I’ll join.”
Susan: “This program was sponsored by Bunny Burst!”
Cream: “Now it’s time to perform the remix!”
Susan: “Woohoo! You’re back!”
Tia: “Built the stage already with Bomber.”
They go to the ground floor of Prower Towers and are met by multiple fans
Custard: “Wait, Bunny Burst is back? So, Cream, you want to sing this song?”
Cream: “Yes, I do! I want to sing the song with you, realizing how popular it got when Oliver and the Blues sang it!”
Butter: “Finally, a situation where Spencer wasn’t a pain.”
Curd: “I’ll play some instruments so that you don’t have a hard time, Uncle Custard.”
Ricotta: “I’ll help too! I took synthesizer piano classes.”
Curd: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, time for a remix of your favorite song, Eggman’s the Greatest!”
Cream: “I hope this ends well…”
Eggman’s the Greatest plays again
Butter: “Eggman’s the greatest!”
Cream: “That’s what we always say!”
Butter: “Don’t put him to the test…”
Cream: “Throw a party that’ll make him say hooray!”
Butter: “He is our master!”
Cream: “Never get blasters!”
All Band Members: “Eggman and his empire are the very best!”
Butter: “I said that Eggman’s the greatest!”
Cream: “That’s what we always say!”
Butter: “Don’t put him to the test…”
Cream: “Throw a party that’ll make him say hooray!”
Butter: “He is our master!”
Cream: “Never get blasters!”
All Band Members: “Eggman and his empire are the very best! Eggman and his empire are the very best, Eggman and his Empire, they rule the Planet! Planet! Planet!”
Butter: “Planet Planet Planet Planet”
All Band Members: “Eggman and his empire are the very best!”
Everyone cheers and chants Bunny Burst
Cream: “Hey! They’re chanting for us!”
Custard: “That was amazing!”
Cream: “That was actually great! I can’t believe I sung a song that supports the Eggman Empire, but got in no trouble! Maybe I should stop worrying so often from now on.”
Butter: “See? Doing activities like this is great, but doing things with your family makes the thing you’re doing even better!”
Custard: “Yeah, so Cream, will you fill the void in your calendar of jobs?”
Cream: “YES! I WILL! BUNNY BURST IS BACK!”
Everyone cheers even louder and chants Bunny Burst’s name again
Cream: “I finally filled the void after 5 years of looking for a job to fit in that calendar. I can live life to the fullest now and get more money to donate to charity while spend money for every electrical appliance in Prower Towers! Man, the electric bills in Prower Towers were ultra expensive!”
Curd: “They were too much, even for the prizes I won during that Girls’ Night Out to deliver a meal to Walt Carter.”
Cream: “Thanks for getting me back together, Spencer, Butter, Curd, and Susan.”
Spencer: “You wouldn’t live if you didn’t have a back. Also you’re welcome.”
The End
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