Podoboo

The Podoboo is an unholy force, embodying all that is wrong within the universe; it has a lot of fuel to draw from. 
==An Unwinnable Gauntlet==
The name "Podoboo" used to lead to no reaction to almost all but the most unfortunate of victims, however this blissful ignorance would not last. 
Their reign of terror became popularized when Brad Kradely challenged them to a duel on the date of July 12thenth Two Thousand and 19. The Podoboos accepted and constructed a stage for their match to ensue. Their combination of inhuman synchronization, stealth tactics, and "bullshit" placement proved too much for Kradely and he was absolutely obliterated, and then promptly deposited into the Podoboo's lava pit which they just happened to have on stand-by.
This same scene was televised over and over again, and a couple people watched with passing interest as Kradles was sadistically dunked into hot wet rocks over and over again. Each and every death did nothing but further enrage and motivate Krack Snapple Pop to take the oversized spicy meatballs to the fiery graves they deserved.
==Winning an Unwinnable Gauntlet==
At long last, after many risky gambits and foolhardy moves, Krank my Gank finally conquered the nigh unconquerable. However it came at a cost, he violated his own morale code, going far past his personal limit he had set on matches. Though, reportedly, he was in such a state that morals were the last thing on his mind, the only thought was achieving that sweet, moist victory.
Against all odds emerging victorious, the Flame Bopper than had a brief therapy session before getting right back into the swing of things. Some say he's still having a mental breakdown to this very day.
This was only the beginning of the Podoboo menace, but that is a tale for another time.
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