Bonnie

"Bonnie" is the first SBFW High short. It was written by SBCA, directed by TheJasbre202 and JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, and released on 12th April 2020. The short was originally written in 2018 as part of the season one episode, "Bon Voyage, Bonnie", which was planned to be co-written alongside DanzxvFan8275 and Cicicicity, however ultimately they never contributed to the script. Hence, this was the only remaining segment of the episode once its information was deleted from the main page as part of a 2019 revamp. In 2020, after the cancellation of the series proper, Dingus decided to edit Luis' beginning segment segment and release it on its own, as she felt it worked on its own without being attached to a longer episode.
== Synopsis ==
A new student, Bonnie, deals drugs with EB the Original Master, whilst Travis delivers a speech about Filipino President Rodrigo Duterte that offends Luis.
== Transcript ==
We hear Principal Bugs inviting Travis to the stage. We get a shot at the back with a new student, later revealed to be Bonnie, dealing drugs with EB.
EB: You’ve got the sugar?
Bonnie: Yeah, you have the cash?
EB hands Bonnie some "Nintendo Bucks".
Bonnie: What?
EB: You can trade these for a couple of bucks. They’re pretty rare Nintendo Bucks.
Bonnie: (Shakes his head) Can’t tell if you’re already high.
EB: I’m not! You told me these would make me even more intelligent!
Bonnie: Yeah, sure.
We pan back to the stage where Travis is making a bold speech in front of the class.
Travis: As you can see, our President has been dealing with the Filipino President, Rodrigo Duterte...
Luis: (From the crowd) Oh, you f--
Travis: …Who has compared himself to Hitler.
Luis: How dare you blaspheme against the beloved Republic of the Philippin---
Dan: Yo, you having a relapse from the meds you’ve been taking?
Travis: In conclusion, either way, Bernie Sanders would have won.
Clayton begins to boo. The crowd then follows and successfully boos Travis off the stage, causing Travis to mouth, "Fuck you, Clayton", in response.
Luis: At least we can see how disrespecting the beloved President of the Republi--
Dan: Yo, they weren’t booing for Duterte. They were doing it for his speech about how the Bern would’ve won.
Luis: Bruh
Dan: Yo, haven’t you noticed he does this every single--
Bonnie bumps into the two as he is running away from someone, who has seemingly caught him drug dealing.
Vanessa: Ayy, isn’t that the new girl?
Dan: Yo, "girl"?
Luis: Well, her name is Bonnie.
Dan: Yo, that’s some weak shit if you assume gender just by the name.
Luis: Damn, since when did you become Logic?
Mr. Calaz Chuchesta: Aren’t you all supposed to be getting out of here by now?
Pluto: (Panting after chasing Bonnie) Sir! I just noticed they were selling sugar!
Mr. Calaz Chuchesta: Sugar? Why do you even care? They’re two grades above you.
Pluto: No, I’m a big boy now; I fapped in front of everyone!
Principal Bugs: (Whispering to Pluto) Pluto, whatever you do, don’t mention how I liked it, unless you want me fired.
Pluto: But I do--
Vanessa: (Rapping the "Bigfoot diss track" from Discord Crib) When you ain't got a big dick and your head is thick, compensate that shit with a--
Mr. Calaz Chuchesta: Wait, weren’t you suspended?
Principal Bugs: Erm, Mr. Calaz, please escort Pluto out of the school premises. (Whispering to Pluto) See you later bbg. 
Pluto winks at Principal Bugs, and the short ends.
== Trivia ==
* The Google Docs containing the episode was last edited by a user with the name of "DrappyDropper YT" on 12th June 2018, hence it is assumed that the episode was written before or within the month of June 2018, however this is speculation.
* Vanessa briefly raps a segment from a diss track that was written as part of a Discord Crib episode.
* It is unknown if this segment of the script was even finished before it was published.
* "Luis: Bruh" is genuinely an unedited line from the original script. 
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