The Master Shake and Peridot Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Master Shake and Peridot movie. 
=== Scene 1: Beginnings ===
(Shows the Warner Bros logo) 
(The screen fades in to the sun before we hear a narrator’s voice.) 
Narrator: Hello there. I am the narrator. Today, I am telling you of a story so crazy that you might not believe it. But first, we have leave from where we are at because I’m getting BURNED by the sun. 
(The camera moves far from the sun until we reach planet earth and the camera zooms in on a house.) 
Narrator: Here is a house that may look familiar, and yes, it’s the Aqua Teen house. You may know them. Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad all live in this house. 
(Camera quickly turns to Carls house) 
Narrator: And that is Carl, but we don’t talk about him. 
(Camera quickly turns to the Aqua Teen house) 
Narrator: So that’s who they are. But we are not going to talk about every character. We are talking about the story so chaotic and strange that, like I said, you may not believe it. 
(Camera zooms inside the house and we see Master Shake and Meatwad watching television) 
Master Shake: You know, the government is trying to mind control us with subliminal messaging on the tv screen. 
Meatwad: How are they doing that. 
Master Shake: They are doing it by accessing our cameras and looking at us through them. (Brings out a metal bat) So that’s why I secretly broke one of Frylock’s cameras he installed. 
Meatwad: Oh. You know he will find out rig- 
Master Shake: (puts a finger over his mouth) Shhhhhh. I don’t want Frylock to find out. 
Meatwad: Oh. (Whispers) I will keep quiet. 
Master Shake: Speaking of Frylock, I wonder what he’s been doing. He’s been working in his room all day. I’m going to check on him. Stay here Meatwad. 
Meatwad: (Still Whispering) Ok. 
(Cuts to Master Shake knocking on Frylocks door) 
Master Shake: Ayo Fryman, what are you doing. You’ve been in there all day. 
Frylock: Shake, I’m doing something very important, do not come in here. 
Master Shake: Well fine. (Pauses for a bit) You’re making me want to do it MORE! (He hits his body against the door so hard that the hinges break off and both the door and Shake himself fall) 
Frylock: What are you doing here? 
Master Shake: What? I’m trying to see what’s going on. (Looks in a different direction and notices something off camera) Wait, what’s that?
(The camera cuts to a warp pad) 
Frylock: Oh that, that’s nothing. 
Master Shake: Come on, I want to know. 
Frylock: Ok fine, that right there, is a warp pad. 
Master Shake: Why does it look… familiar? 
Frylock: It’s from that one show you watched. 
Master Shake: What show? 
Frylock: You know, the show with that one kid and those gay sentient space rocks. 
Master Shake: Wait, OOOOOHHHHH THAT SHOW! I know it. It has that kid that goes on adventures with those lesbian gem things. I would get laid by Amethyst to be honest. 
Frylock: Ok look, this is my greatest project yet and I don’t want you to mess it up.