The Accident in Our Life

Musical guest - Lainey Wilson 
note: June, Henry's mom, Jimmy McGee, and Mr. Foot are absent in this episode 
Act 6 - Audience member (Sophia Lillis) introduces Lainey Wilson 
== Quotes ==
Mr. Stockdale: heartbeat, heavy breathing and chilling echoes of the family screaming their names in a burnt out shell of a house, likely with the fire put out because the water was dripping from the first floor! I can't tell you how disappointed I am in all of you. Except for Jodie who got a platinum certificate 
Chief Wiggum:  Good morning law abiding citizens, welcome to Kablam! I’m Chief Wiggum and I’m the shows special guest today!  Of course my boy Ralphie is here too! 
Ralph Wiggum:  I’m autistic!
Chief Wiggum:  And we have enough shows to keep you entertained
Jodie: Where's she going to sleep?
Didi: Not in my room. She's a he. 
Sean: Kevin's a he. 
Didi: Shut up. 
Sean: And Kevin would be more than welcome to a bunk-up. 
Jodie: Who's Kevin? 
Didi: I'm warning you. 
Sean: Just some boy she's in love with. 
Jodie: No? Really?
Didi: That's it! 
Jodie: When can I meet him? Can I meet him?
Sean: She can sleep in my room.
Robert: Shes not sleeping in anyone's room. She's going in the attic. I want you all to lock your doors.
Nevaeh: I can't find anything about delivering beauty stuff
Harper: Of course you can't.
Nevaeh: Why not?
Harper: He's making the whole thing up. It's the sort of sob story your mother falls for.
Nevaeh: Hang on. That's not fair.
Harper: It so is fair. You've literally just brought home a random girl with glasses, so embarrassing.
Nevaeh: You'd have done the same thing, much more similar than you think
Quinton: (nods yes) But I didn't do anything!
Tamara: Oh, you know how I started to use you as a butler!
You thought I was so nice,
I turned you into a pack of mice,
And you may have told you I can marry you once or twice! (Yeah!)
I let wolf fall off a cliff,
But someone thinks it's a myth,
And I think I just had enough!
I'm a princess! (2x)
You say no,
And I say yes!
I'm a princess! (2x)
I know I'm copying Fred Stockdale's song, nevertheless!
I'm a PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!! (breathes in and out.) Sorry, just need to go to my room.
Quinton: So what if I call you a Princess-doll again? (sighs and turns the page)
Tamara: (notices someone knocking the door.) What do YOU want: came back to make fun of me?
Quinton: No, no! I just wanted to give you this. (gives her a teddy bear that says Q + T.) It resembles the life-long friendship we had over the last eight years. Do you like it?
Tamara: As a matter of fact...
I thank God for this day,
For the sun in the sky,
For my cousin and my dad,
For my bear as a goodbye,
For our home's not the best,
For His love that is the test,
That's why I say thanks every day,
Because a thankful heart is a happy heart,
I'm glad for what I have,
That's an easy way to start,
For the love that He shares,
'Cause He listens to my prayers,
That's why I say thanks every day.
(with the song finishes, the camera moves to a dolls house with the hosts talking)
Nathan: That Sasquatch is going straight to the authorities.
Jodie: What about the blue headed menace?
Nathan: There is no such thing as a blue headed menace. I'm not putting this family in danger while you go on some wild-goose chase. First thing tomorrow, that bigfoot is out of here.
Betty anne bongo: the hosts are a very curious tribe, they are called a risk analyst. They say that having a bigfoot in the house increases the chances of major disaster by 4,000%. But they are stuck at the moment because they can't imagine what their hero looks like
Jodie: Hello, darling. I was thinking of going to the sewers tomorrow night. I just wondered if you wanted to join me. You could bring this Kevin. 
Didi: Why would I want to bring anyone down? 
Jodie: Come on, darling, it's not like that. It's a subterranean labyrinth that can take you anywhere in the city. 
Didi: It's weird, smells and it's embarrassing. 
Betty anne bongo: Didi suffers from a serious condition called "embarrassment". She is seeing a boy called Kevin but won't bring him home. 
Kevin: So, when can I come round your house? 
Didi: That's never gonna happen. 
Betty anne bongo: She is learning Chinese so she can run away and start a small business
Instructor: Could you tell me the way to the central business district? 
Betty anne bongo: When Sean grows up, he wants to be an astronaut. Last year he built a pair of rocket boots and is now only allowed to play with safe, educational, indoor toys from the olden days
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #256: Treehouse
Narrator: End
Audience member (Sophia): Okay everybody, let's give a big warm KaBlam! welcome to Lainey Wilson!
Lainey Wilson: Me and Hannah did everything together
Said we'd be best friends forever
Then her mama got a job that was better, across the parish line
And I was one summer shy of 11
When Granddaddy took a ride up to Heaven
It ain't ever been an easy lesson on how to say goodbye
They say, "What don't kill you makes you stronger" and I believe that's right
Through every low-down beatin' this old heart's taken
A whisper in the dark says I won't make it
I know it's just the devil doin' what he does, tryin' to make me suffer
No matter what the battle is keeping me prayin'
I gotta be strong, I gotta keep saying
I'm gonna make it through, one way or the other
Life is tough, but this girl's tougher
I'm a sucker for a boy with blue eyes
A pair of boots and an old four-wheel drive
So, when I saw you in the July moonlight I thought, "Oh, good Lord"
I let you lay that sun kiss on me
And open up that truck door for me
Now I find out that I ain't the only girl you're doing that for
You're gonna get a good cry from me tonight, but nothin' more
Through every low-down beatin' this old heart's taken
A whisper in the dark says I won't make it
I know it's just the devil doin' what he does, tryin' to make me suffer
No matter what the battle is keeping me prayin'
I gotta be strong, I gotta keep saying
I'm gonna make it through it, one way or the other
Life is tough, but this girl's tougher
Than anything you throw my way
Yeah, I might bend but I won't break
You ain't the first, won't be the last to make me feel this way
Through every low-down beatin' this old heart's taken
A whisper in the dark says I won't make it
I know it's just the devil doin' what he does, tryin' to make me suffer
No matter what the battle is keeping me prayin'
I gotta be strong, I gotta keep saying
I'm gonna make it through it one way or the other
Life is tough, but this girl's tougher
Life is tough
But this girl's tougher
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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