Rocky

Rocky is an episode of SB4God. 
==Plot==
Squidward accidently shatters Patrick's pet rock.
==Quotes==
*SpongeBob: Don't worry Patrick. Plankton, Spot and I will look for a new pet for you while Squidward organizes a funeral.
Squid: Why me!?
Sandy: 'Cause you killed Rocky!
*(flaskback to when Squidward was thirteen and SB and Pat were nine)
(Squid's trying to do his homework)
SB: Squidy! Squidy! Squidy!
Squid: sighs What??
SB:  Can we play a... game? (grins)
Squid: I'm busy I have this... algerbra stuff to figure out.
SB: Puh-Leeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase?
Squid; (groans. Is about to say something, but stops.) Hey, here's a game. Try playing with this, uh, (picks up vacum cleaner hose) magic wand!
SB: Yeah! (starts swinging it around) Bahahahahahaha! (Squidward turns it on for him and goes back to his homework. SB starts cleaning some dirt and garbage off Squid's desk but then starts sucking up his stuff)
Squid: SpongeBob! Barnacle Head, stop that! (grabs hose which make SB lose control. Squid lets go and SB sucks Pat's goldfish out of his cage. Both double take)
Squid: (Throws SB vacum) Take it!
SB: ( throws it back) I don't want it!
(they continue to argue and toss it back and forth)
Patrick: (suddenly walking in) NOOOOOOO-HO-Ho-HO! (hugs empty cage sobbing) GOLDIE-IE-HE-HE!!
Squid: (pause. Tosses vacum back to SpongeBob. Patrick gives him the evil eye.)
(present day)
Squidward: So, as you heard in my story, it was only partially my fault.
Mr.Krabs: But you told a nine year old to play with a vacum.
Squid: I was thirteen! Look, I can understand him being all upset over a goldfish, but a rock? and here I am making a rock funeral!
Sandy: We're not do'n this 'cause it's normal, we're do'n this 'cause Rocky was important to Patrick.
*SB: Plankton, did you find anything at the shelt-oh!
(Plankton comes in angry and mangled looking with Spot in tow.)
Plank: No, well, I had to protect Spotty from all the bigger and fierce pets.
(Spot rolls his eyes, inplying that it was the other way around. A large menicing sea urchin crashes in)
Spot:  Starts growling and barking at the urchin, which runs away in fear
SpongeBob: sighs. If we can't find Patrick's perfect pet soon, he'll be depressed forever!
(cuts to Patrick crying and hugging a Rocky picture)
SB: I haven't seen him this depressed since Squidward killed his goldfish.
Squid (from the other room): That was mostly your fault!
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Category:2013
Category:2010s