Teddy/Story

==Story==
In "The Belchies," Teddy tells Louise, Gene and Tina a story about the treasure under the abandoned Taffy Factory.Although there was gold, Teddy thought the story was really just a joke.
In "The Deepening," he has a major role in the episode when he has to confront Mr. Fischoeder's mechanical shark: the very same shark Teddy had worked with while shooting a film many years earlier.
In "Topsy," it is revealed that Teddy owns a large Van de Graaff generator, which he knows how to operate, but not very safely.
Teddy, for one episode, was enemies with Louise because he occupied her room during his stay at the bed and breakfast ("Bed & Breakfast"). During this time, Louise discovers his phobia of costumed characters that arose when he found his ex-wife, Denise, cheating on him with a man in a seal costume. Louise orders several over the telephone, which drives Teddy into a fighting frenzy, and he beats up all of them. Teddy reconciles with them at the end of the episode, and he gets over his fear.
Teddy uses a McLecklin hammer, which he claims is "The Meryl Streep of hammers". He used it to destroy Bob's Fukinawa knife in "The Millie-Churian Candidate" and made a video of it hammering nails online.
It is mentioned in "The Helen Hunt" and "Some Kind of Fender Benderful" that Teddy is a veteran of the U.S. Navy. In "Frigate Me Knot," it is revealed that he had served aboard the frigate USS Gertrude Stein (DE-1025) from its maiden voyage. From the patches on Teddy's veteran jacket, he had seen deployment abroad to Greece and Italy.
Category:Character stories