Jabberjaw Senior

Jabberjaw Senior is Jabberjaw's elderly father. He is very very dissapointed in his son.
==RUC Claims==
According to the Radioactive Uber Clan, Jabberjaw Senior is a shark like his sons who fought in the Gulf War and lost his teeth.
They also say he is blind and needs glasses and is also deaf.
The RUC says that Jabberjaw was seperated from his father when Jefferyjaw sold Jabberjaw to a masked DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON!
Jabby also read a newspaper and saw that his dad died.... which made Jabberjaw "mildly dissapointed" in his father over dying(Not mourning but mildly dissapointed).
Jefferyjaw attacked Jabby for some reason and was about to kill him when Jabberjaw Senior came out of nowhere and stopped the fighting. He told Jabby he faked his death to tell him he was proud of him...
The RUC also likes to reiterate how Jabberjaw Senior may have bladder issues.
==The Truth==
Oddly enough, Jabberjaw Senior is literally an older version of Jabberjaw. The Jabberjaw we know is a clone(Hard to get into specifics here). Jefferyjaw was his bilogical son and he wanted a new family member. He never fought in the gulf war and his teeth are still there.
It is true he needs glasses but his deafness in the ear isn't as a big concern as the RUC likes to make it out to be.
Also to remind you: The "Masked Demon" was really a dentist whom Jefferyjaw sent Jabberjaw to because he was worried about his teeth.
The only reason Jabby thought his father died was because he saw someone else in the newspaper who had a similar first name as his in the obituary(Jabberjaw Seniors first name is a really common name). Also Jabby, a normal person would be grieving and mourning over the loss of a family member, not be "mildly dissapointed".
Also it wasn't Jefferyjaw who attacked Jabberjaw, it was the other way around. His father came back to stop Jabberjaw with him citing that he was at a reunion with friends which is why he was gone.
And about those bladder issues and stains? Let's just say Jabby likes to use his fathers age as an excuse... you can tell who really makes those.
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