The Spongey Hare

is an episode of Spongey Tunes.
==Characters==
*Elmer Fudd
*Bugs Bunny
*Director 
*SpongeBob
*Realistic Fish Head
*SpongeBuck SquarePants (Mentioned)
*Gary the Snail
*French Narrator
*Goofy
*Daffy Duck
*Big Chungus
==Transcript==
Elmer Fudd: Sshhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbit! Heheheheheh. Oh boy! Wabbit twacks! *Elmer follows the tracks to Bugs Bunny’s hole*
Bugs Bunny: *emerges from his hole* Eh, *coughs three times* What’s Up, Doc? *coughs two times* *sneezes*
Director: CUT! CUT! Bugs, you’re too sick to preform today.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, *sneezes* No I ain’t!
Director: We need to find a substitute, and fast!
[Cut back to Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: I wonder what’s on TV today...
Realistic Fish Head: Breaking News! SpongeBuck SquarePant’s Book of Jellyfishing has decreased in price 101%!
SpongeBob: Good thing I sold it on eBay when I did, huh Gary?
Gary: Meow.
Realistic Fish Head: Also, due to Bugs Bunny being sick, Warner Bros. is holding auditions for a temporary replacement!
SpongeBob: Hey Gary, I should go do that!
Gary: Meow.
Realistic Fish Head: Also approximately 761,409,996 people have died.
French Narrator: One trip to Hollywood later...
SpongeBob: Wow. This is Hollywood? Hey look! Over there is the auditions!
Goofy: What’s Up, Doc! Yuh-Huk!
Director: NEXT!
Daffy Duck: Eh, Whatth’s Up, Doc?
Director: NEXT!
Big Chungus: Eheheheh 
Director: c r i n g e . NEXT!
SpongeBob: Eh, What is up doctor.
Director: You know what? Since you the only one left in line, the job is yours.
SpongeBob: Yay!
Director: Ok, know it’s time for your first cartoon.
[Cut to a film set]
Director: ...and, action!
Elmer Fudd: Sshhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting kitten sponges. Heheheheh! Oh Boy! Sponge Twacks! *Elmer follows the tracks to SpongeBob’s hole*
SpongeBob: *emerges out of his hole* Eh, what is up, doctor?
Elmer Fudd: I’m hunting sponges! Heheheheheh!
SpongeBob: Say doc, Are you tryin’ to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't sponge hunting season!
Elmer Fudd: It’s not?
SpongeBob: No, it’s duck hunting season!
Daffy Duck: That sir, is an in-mitigated frab-rication! It’s sponge season.
SpongeBob: Duck season.
Daffy Duck: Sponge season!
SpongeBob: Duck season.
Daffy Duck: Sponge season!
SpongeBob: Duck season.
Daffy Duck: Sponge season!
SpongeBob: Sponge season.
Daffy Duck: Duck Season!
SpongeBob: Sponge season.
Daffy Duck: I say it’s duck season, and I say FIRE!
[Elmer Fudd aims his gun at Daffy and shoots, causing Daffy’s bill to spin round and round his head]
SpongeBob: Woah, Woah, Woah. *Daffy snaps his bill back into place* If this short is violent, then I’m not gonna be apart of it!
Director: Fine then. CUT!
French Narrator: One trip back to Bikini Bottom later...
SpongeBob: Well Gar-Bear, I’m no longer an actor, but I did the right thing in the end!
Gary: Meow. No you didn’t. Meow.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: And that’s the end!
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