101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure/Transcript

(We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues speaking. "Respond the question, did you or did you not copy 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure," he says to the guilty man in this scene. We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. "Well," the judge says. "I did," the man says in a disgraceful manner. Everyone gasps and the woman shrieks. "Take him away, boys," the judge says to two policemen. After the guilty man is taken away, the dark blue FBI warnings spin up to us briefly. "Don't even think about copying this videotape," the judge says and we hear the sound of a jail door closing)
(After the dark blue FBI warnings, the blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Entertainment logo appears)
("COMING SOON" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO THEATERS" flies in from the left)
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to theaters.
(Screen cuts from black, revealing the Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logo)
Stu: Ahoy, mates! Climb aboard for seven fun-filled days on the S.S. Nancy!
Michael Bell: In all their adventures, the Rugrats...
Angelica: I'm queen of the world!
Michael Bell: Have always gone far.....
Phil: This is just like my bathy, only there's no rubber ducky and I'm not nakie.
Michael Bell: But this time...
Stu: Woah! It's a 40-foot wall of water!
Chas: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Michael Bell: They're going fully overboard.
Betty: Abandon ship!
Stu: Land ho!
Michael Bell: Now...
Angelica: We're stuck on a tropical island that don't gots no people on it!
Kimi: But we're here, Angelica.
Angelica: I mean people who matter!
Michael Bell: They're about to discover...
Angelica: Wow!
Michael Bell: Wild adventure.....
Tommy: Let's go!
Angelica: Well, there's the bald leading the bald.
Michael Bell: Wild life...
Tommy: Crocogator!
Michael Bell: And something beyond their wildest dreams...
Angelica: Pipe down, monkey!
Debbie: Where'd you come from? This is supposed to be a deserted island.
Michael Bell: The Wild Thornberrys!
Tommy: Look, it's Nigel Strawberry!
Nigel: I'm coming down.
Susie: Are you alright, mister?
Nigel: Watch what I can do.....I'm a ballerina!
Lil: Perhaps he has diapey rash!
Michael Bell: This summer, Spike finds his voice....
Spike: Could you give a dog a little warning?
Eliza: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Spike: You know it's funny. For a moment there, I thought I actually heard you speaking to me? You speaking to me? Are you speaking to me?
Eliza: Yes, I can speak to animals. It's a long story.
Michael Bell: Chuckie meets his double......
Phil: Where did Chuckie start speaking backwards?
Michael Bell: And Angelica.....
Angelica: I love this song!
Debbie: Hey, me as well!
Michael Bell: Meets her match.
Angelica and Debbie: Wow! (singing) Should I stay, or should I go? Wow! Yes!
Spike: Yes, yes, put a sock in it, knucklehead.
Michael Bell: "Rugrats Go Wild". Featuring the voice of Bruce Willis as Spike.
Spike: I ate one of Chuckie's diapers one time and let me warn you, that is spicy.
Tagline: Going overboard June 2003!
Spike: Woof! That's right, I said woof!
(Screen fades from black, revealing the DreamWorks SKG logo)
Ashton Smith: No wave is too huge. No enemy is too powerful for the most daring thief of the Seven Seas.
Sinbad: Yee-haw!
Kale: Sinbad!
Sinbad: Uh...yes?
Ashton Smith: But the biggest challenge he'll ever face...
Rat: We're going to die!
Ashton Smith: Is the newest member of the crew.
Sinbad: A ship is no place for a woman.
Marina: You are the most ungrateful, impossible, inseparable-----
Sinbad: I'd like to introduce you to your new bunk mate. Oh, if he starts hugging your leg, it means he loves you.
Ashton Smith: This summer, they've had a goddess on their tails.
Eris: This is going to be fun.
Sinbad: Run!
Ashton Smith: Danger at every turn.
Sinbad: Let's go!
Ashton Smith: And a hopeless shipload of adventure.
Marina: Yet think a ship's no place for a woman.
Ashton Smith: From DreamWorks Pictures. Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michelle Pfeiffer.
Sinbad: Wanna bet?
Ashton Smith: "Sinbad"!
Rat: Captain, it's the edge of the world!
Jin: Pay up, it's flat.
("COMING SOON TO THEATERS" flies down from the top of the screen, while "FROM DISNEY & PIXAR" flies in from the left)
Nigel: Stop, I have something to warn you!
Seagull: Mine.
Nigel: Don't make any sudden moves. Jump inside my mouth if you want to live!
("Beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darin playing)
Marlin: Woah, woah! Hang on. Wait to cross.
(Marlin pulls Nemo back from an intersection of streaming fish. A red crossing guard fish stops the traffic, and allows them to cross over)
Andy Geller: Seventy-one percent of the earth's surface is covered by water.
Lobster: How's it going, Bob?
Andy Geller: That's a big place to find one fish.
Marlin: Has anybody seen my son?
Dory: Your son Bingo?
Bruce: No, it's Nemo. We're looking for Nemo.
("Down Under" by Men at Work playing)
Crush: Name's Crush.
Marlin: I must find my son, Nemo.
Crush: Grab shell, dude!
Andy Geller: To find Nemo....
Dory: Let's ask somebody for directions.
Marlin: No!
Dory: What is this with men and asking for directions?
Andy Geller: Will take a miracle......
(The light on the anglerfish turns on, but not before it roars. Marlin and Dory shriek)
Bernie: Yes, I saw him, Bluey! But I'm not warning you where he went.
(Dory puts Bernie out in the surface. The seagulls notice this)
Seagulls: Mine!
Bernie: (shrieks) Alright! That's it! I'll speak!
Andy Geller: Getting it back is an entire other story.
Bruce: Hello.
Andy Geller: Walt Disney Pictures presents a Pixar Animation Studios film.
Gil: We're gonna need to escape.
Marlin: Nemo, don't give up!
Nigel: Your dad's been fighting the whole ocean looking for you.
Bruce: I never knew my father! (bursts into tears)
Chum: Come here.
Anchor: Group hug!
Marlin: Oh, my stomach.
Crush: Just hurling on the shell, dude, just waxed it.
Andy Geller: You must see it....
Marlin: Charge!
Andy Geller: You must believe it.....
(Two Australian pelicans sit silently on the calm surface. A single air bubble, from the explosions deep below, lightly erupts behind one of them)
Pelican: (accusingly) Nice...
(The pelican flies away)
Andy Geller: "Finding Nemo"!
Nigel: Everybody, hang on!
Mark Elliott: One of Walt Disney's most treasured classics and one of the world's most beloved stories is coming to video and for the first time ever on Disney DVD. The special edition of Walt Disney's masterpiece: "Sleeping Beauty". An enchanting tale about a beautiful princess, placed under an evil spell.
(Thunder booms overhead)
Maleficent: Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger and die!
Merryweather: A ray of hope there yet perhaps.
Flora: Philip, watch out!
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents the adventure, the romance...
Merryweather: If true love's kiss, the spell shall break.
Mark Elliott: And the magic....
Briar Rose: This is the happiest day of my life!
Mark Elliott: Of "Sleeping Beauty: The Special Edition".
Fauna: Oh, I just love happy endings.
Mark Elliott: Coming soon to video and for the first time on Disney DVD!
Andy Geller: Unlocking the secrets of Atlantis was just the beginning. This time, the heroes from Atlantis head for the surface.
Kida: Unh!
Andy Geller: Join the team as they journey through new adventures.
Vinny: Just call me the doorman.
Andy Geller: And discover the secrets behind the power of the crystal.
Sweet: We've had company!
Andy Geller: Disney's "Atlantis: Milo's Return", the all-new adventures. Coming to Disney DVD and video May 13th!
(The "ON DISNEY DVD AND VIDEO" byline zooms in from the middle of the black background)
Mark Elliott: On Disney DVD and video.
(The logo flies to the camera, but we see bamboo sticks drumming a coconut tree)
A big bear.
Baloo: This place is happening!
Mark Elliott: A wild child.
Mowgli: Woah! (Slides down a vine)
Mark Elliott: A cool cat.
(Shere Khan roars as he runs)
And a little jungle boogie. Walt Disney Pictures presents their 56th animated feature.
("The Jungle Book" logo appears, with the "2" flying down into its place)
"The Jungle Book 2".
Mowgli: Hit it, Papa Bear!
Baloo and Mowgli: (singing) Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities that forget about your concerns and your strife.
Mowgli: That morning sun peeks over the mountains.
Mark Elliott: This summer...
Ranjan's Father: Children! Come inside!
(We cut to Mowgli mournfully looking out his window during his punishment)
You must never go into the jungle.
Baloo: (Sees Shanti from behind a bush) Hey, over here.
Mark Elliott: The continuing story...
Baloo: Show me you can yet fight like a bear.
Mowgli: Woah! (Drops down and lands on Baloo)
Mark Elliott: By one of Disney's most beloved animated classics arrives.
Baloo: You don't need her, boy. You're with old Baloo now!
(We cut to Baloo tangled up in vines while trying to frighten Shanti)
Roar!
(Shanti punches Baloo and he shakes his head no)
Mark Elliott: With new songs...
Baloo: (sings) If we start to move, hey, darling, it ain't no joke.
Mark Elliot: New friends and some of the coolest cats.
Flaps: Just like downtown!
Mark Elliott: To ever roam the wild.
Ranjan's Father: They're lost in the jungle. Mowgli!
Shere Khan: You seem surprised to see me.
Ziggy: (To Lucky) That pussycat is harmless.
Mark Elliott: On June 10th...
Mowgli: Yes, my Lord!
Mark Elliott: Get back to the bare necessities with Disney's...
("The Jungle Book" logo appears, with the "2" flying down into its place)
"The Jungle Book 2".
Baloo: In case you haven't noticed, boy. I'm no wild animal, except at festivals. (Lends his paw at Mowgli, and he high-fives it)
(On the high-five, the screen flashes, switching the scene to a black screen with yellow subtitles reading "ON DISNEY DVD AND VIDEO SUMMER 2003")
Mark Elliott: On Disney DVD and video summer 2003!
George del Hoyo: Premiering on Disney DVD and video this summer.
Lilo: You mean there are more besides Stitch?
Pleakley: Well, Stitch is number 626. This must be the other 625!
George del Hoyo: An all-new movie.
Lilo: We have to search the whole island for genetic experiments.
George del Hoyo: The adventure continues.
Lilo: Let's rock, baby!
George del Hoyo: With "Lilo & Stitch".
Stitch: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
George del Hoyo: Two heroes...
Lilo: You had coffee today, didn't you?
George del Hoyo: Who'll do anything.....
Lilo: But nobody gets left behind.
George del Hoyo: For family.
Lilo: Woo-hoo!
George del Hoyo: This summer, Stitch is back with his new family.
Stitch: Aloha, cousin!
George del Hoyo: "Stitch! The Movie".
Lilo: We're a one happy ohana!
Moses: Who wants to slice the pineapple?
Woman: WHAT IS THAT FACT?!
George del Hoyo: Premiering on Disney DVD and video. This summer!
Narrator Denahi: The world is complete with magic. Winter turns to spring. Small facts become big. One fact always changes into another.
Phil Collins: (sings) Grand Spirits of all who lived before, take your hands and lead us. Fill our hearts and souls with all you know!
Tuke: How's it going, bear?
Kenai: I'm not a bear.
Rutt: Well, gee, right. You're one big beaver.
Tuke: No joking.
Kenai: I'm a man!
Rutt: A fruitcake?
Tuke: You alright?
Kenai: I was transformed into a bear, magically.
Rutt: (Coughs) You're crazy!
Tuke: Gesundheit.
Gene McGarr: This November, Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents an all-new motion picture event: "Brother Bear".
Kenai: AAHHHH!!!!
Tug: Hey.
Kenai: Wait, what?
Tug: Try not to frighten away the fish there, buddy.
Koda: My name's Koda.
Jeremy Suarez: Say with me. Koda!
Koda: "Ko-da." (sings) Warn everybody I'm on my road, new friends and new places to see.
Kenai: No, no, no, no, no!
Phil Collins: (singing) Warn everybody I'm on my road, and I'm loving every step I take. With the sun beating down, yes, I'm on my road.
Koda: I don't wanna brag or nothing, but I found some moves. If I get in a fight, I'm a raging ball of brown fur!
Kenai: Oh. Really?
Gene McGarr: This November....
Kenai: Keep all that cuddly bear stuff to minimum. Alright, boy?
Gene McGarr: See through another's eyes, feel through another's heart and discover the meaning of brotherhood.
Koda: I always wanted a brother.
Phil Collins: (singing) I'm on my road.
Gene McGarr: Walt Disney Pictures' "Brother Bear".
Jeremy Suarez: (singing) Yes, I'm on my road!
Tuke: We're not moose, either. We're like squirrels!
Rutt: Yes, well, he's actually the squirrel, right? I'm–I'm more of a purebred wolverine. Look at these cuspids. Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhh!!!
Gene McGarr: Premiering only on Disney DVD and video this November!
("NOW AVAILABLE" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO OWN ON VIDEO & DVD" flies in from the left)
Brian Cummings: Now available to own on video and DVD.
African Singer: (sings) Nants...ingonyama...bagithi Baba!
African Chorus: (singing) Sithi uhm ingonyama eyi yewu. Ingonyama!
Woman: (singing) It's the circle of life! And it moves us all! Through despair...
Andy Geller: Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents "The Lion King: Special Edition" on video...
(Elephants trumpet happily)
and for the first time ever on Disney DVD!
(Camera flies past Simba and Nala, revealing more of the Elephant Graveyard)
Young Simba and Young Simba: (Look at each other in amazement) Woah!
Andy Geller: It's a dazzling world of adventure with the characters who captured your heart.
(Pumbaa shrieks at the sight of Adult Nala)
And the unforgettable music the world embraced.
Young Simba, Timon and Pumbaa: (singing) Hakuna Matata!
Andy Geller: Featuring the brand-new song, "Morning Report", with all-new never-before-seen animation.
Young Simba: (sings) Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(The rhinoceros Zazu is lifting crushes him)
Timon: Very nice.
Andy Geller: The roar heard round the world yet reigns.
Rafiki: The king...has returned.
Andy Geller: The most powerful film is now the king of all DVDs!
Ghost Mufasa: Remember who you are.
Andy Geller: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
Rafiki: (Raises his stick over his head) WOO!!!
Andy Geller: "The Lion King: Special Edition". Now on video and for the first time ever on Disney DVD!
("The Lion King: Special Edition" logo appears on the final note)
(The screen fades from black, where the 2001 Disney Feature Presentation logo is shown afterwards)
(The THX logo is shown and the movie starts)
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