Bon Voyage!

== Transcript ==
Chris McLean, Dressed Like A Pirate, Is Standing On A Dock.
Chris - Ahoy, Me Hearties, Ye’re Jus' In Time Fer Grand Openin'! (Gestures To Himself) I’m Yer Ole Scallywag 'n Host, Chris McLean, Here again t' host a Brand New season o' Total Drama. Thar’s going t' be pain! Thar’s going t' be sufferin'! Thar’s going t' be multiple plotholes regardin' the canon o' the show! It’s gonna be great! 
The Scene Changes To Chris Standing On A Beach.
Chris - Now, I Know Ye’re Wonderin' Why I’m Dressed 'n Soundin' A Pirate Cap'n. Well, Thanks T' Soooo Many Requests, I’ve Brought Total Drama... (Gestures To The Ocean) T' The Sea!
Chris - (Clears Throat, Then Speaks In Normal Voice) And No, I Will Not Speak Like A Pirate The Whole Season. It’ll Be Too Painful For My Vocal Chords
The Scene Cuts Back To Chris Standing On The Dock.
Chris - (Pirate Voice) So Batten Down The Hatches, Run a Shot Across the Bow, Weigh Anchor 'n Hoist the Mizzen, 'cause If It’s Drama Ye Wants, It’s Drama Ye’ll Get! 'tis... (Normal Voice, Yelling) TOTAL! DRAMA!! WORLD VOYAGE!!!! (Sighs, Normal Voice) We Really Are Running Out Of Season Names.