Characters

This is an incomplete listing of fictional characters who have appeared on The Chris Gethard Show. 
* Audience Member with a Sleeping Baby, portrayed by Diana Kolsky, is a woman who tries to get the cast to be quiet. 
* Austin Powers, portrayed by Mike Antonucci, is a special agent who investigates murders on the show. 
* Bananaman, portrayed by Keith Haskel, is an environmentally conscious man dressed as a banana. 
* Beast Masturbator, portrayed by Conner O'Malley, is a man whose job is to masturbate beasts. This aspect of the character is later toned down, and instead his appearances focus on his strong religious faith. 
* Big Cat Who Loves Monopoly
* Bo Montez, portrayed by Murf Meyer, runs a public access show called Booty Shake Hour. 
* Chug Clamato, portrayed by Dru Johnston, is a man in a bathrobe who wears ten hats and chugs Clamato juice. 
* Clint Flashbang, portrayed by Dave Bluvband, is a photographer on Booty Shake Hour. 
* Cokstain Tearduct, portrayed by Shalyah Evans, is a princess with an unfortunate name. 
* Conspiracy Theory Gary
* Conspiracy Theory Mary
* A Couple Who Are So In Love Right Now But Will Definitely Break Up In Exactly Six Months, portrayed by James Dwyer and Jackie Jennings
* Drunk Daddy Who Brings Home Snow Cones, portrayed by Tim Martin, is exactly what he sounds like. 
* Eight-Years-Ago Teresa
* Forty-Year-Old Goosey
* Gethy is the show's accident-prone mascot. 
* The Ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage, portrayed by Shaun Diston, is the ghost of an adult film star named Macho Man Randy Savage. 
* The Ghost of the Ultimate Warrior
* The Guy Who Likes Cream But Not Too Much Cream, portrayed by Brandon Gulya, likes cream in his coffee but only a moderate amount. 
** His Personal Barista, portrayed by Dru Johnston, follows TGWLCBNTMC everywhere and supplies him with cream. 
* Hintmaster, portrayed by Dru Johnston, is a googly-eyed megalomaniac who provides people with hints. 
* Hiro Coquayne, portrayed by Johnny McNulty, is the corrupt President of MNN. 
* Horse and Bee
* The Human Fish, portrayed by Dave Bluvband, is a human/fish hybrid who is trying to learn about the world of man. 
* Keeper of the Battledome, portrayed by Anthony Atamanuik, is a man from the future who travels back through time to guide Chris Gethard. 
* King of Hats
* Lil Woody Allen, portrayed by Jesse Lee, is a rapper who acts like . 
* Man Ham, portrayed by Josh Ruben, is a guy who "fell really hard", apparently sustaining a head injury.
* Meow-gic Matt, Magician for Cats
* Mopey Janitor with Bad Timing and a Broken Mop
* Nun Chucks
* Retired Kitten, portrayed by Abra Tabak, is a kitten who regrets her decision to retire.
* Ronk, portrayed by Joe Cozzo, is a mysterious man in a BDSM outfit. 
* Triceratops Who’s Not Very Good at a Boston Accent, portrayed by Noah Forman
* Vacation Jason, portrayed by Riley Soloner, is a man who loves vacations. 
* Vampire, Abraham Lincoln Hunter
* Vinegar Al, portrayed by Ken Beck, is a guy who chugs vinegar like a motherfucker. 
* Watermelon Policeman, portrayed by Pat Baer, is a policeman who exclusively investigates watermelon crimes. 
* Weenie Feet Bobbins, portrayed by Nicole Drespel, is a cockney orphan whose butcher father and vegan mother gave her up because she has hot dogs for feet.
* Writer Who Was Fired From The New Yorker For Being Too Pretentious, portrayed by Langan Kingsley, is a self-explanatory character. 
* Zero Fucks Boyd, portrayed by Joe Pera, is a man whose secret to not giving a single fuck is applying baby powder to his crotch.
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