Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden is a bomb fetishist, former blowjob king, the Imposter's Right Hand Man, the very first Horny simp, and so much more. Name a thing that caused chaos, he's done it. He's also in constant arguments with his penis, which unlike him, doesn't worship Allah. Little do we know, his dick makes him do the bad stuff. That's even why he has a towel shaped hat that is shaped like a penis.
==Scatman==
Osama Bin Laden was getting cranky, so he needed someone to suck his dick because they can't jack off. He then met Scatman who blowjobbed him for 15 years straight every night just so he can access some rare tech he found to flee Earth. Scatman left, and Osama followed his butt buddy out there...
==Hollowneck Association==
Osama was never seen in any of the shames, but we do know his lore thanks to Willy Pellen's Lore Book. When Osama landed on Europa to find Scatman, he never found him. Instead, he found a village of bugs. He was seen as a god, but killed everyone who worshipped him because religion. Then he found Hollowneck, a land of civil bugs. There he met Elderbug, who soon got Osama's dick harder than Gruz Mother on Radiant, and they went out. But the Elderbug was actually fucking the Tan King, and they eventually shat out Zote. When Osama found out, he was incapable of hearing the news and fucking melted into chocolate ice cream.
==Trivia==
*Osama Bin Laden has a chode.
*Osama Bin Laden's penis has an IQ of 200, and the brain of a psychopath.
*Osama Bin Laden eats placenta every day.
*Osama Bin Laden is a weed addict.
*Osama Bin Laden hates 7 Eleven.
*Osama Bin Laden's breath smells like piss, semen, and Zote's Perfume.
*Osama Bin Laden and Elderbug almost had sex.