Granditacebú Gets Grounded

:(Earnest "Granditacebú" Bell is sitting at his desk in his room with his computer up, laughing)
:Granditacebú: Yes! I finally logged in to Super Mario Fanon Wiki! Now to add some silly things to this fansite!
:(Hours later...)
:Granditacebú: And finally I will create my fansite, A New Alvin and the Chipmunks Wiki!
:(More hours later...)
:Granditacebú: And done! I even stolen EB The Original Master's name to make it my own!
:(Suddenly...)
:Granditacebú's Dad: Earnest! You're the one who started all this?!
:Granditacebú: Yes.
:Granditacebú's Dad: I want to see it now! (Sees all the images he made and vandalized Super Mario Fanon Wiki and he even created A New Alvin and the Chipmunks Wiki, he became completely furious with his son's antics) EARNEST BELL! YOU ARE GROUNDED INDEFINITELY!!
:Granditacebú: Grounded? For what!?!
:Granditacebú's Dad: For vandalizing Super Mario Fanon Wiki, stolen the admin's name, posting lies and creating that stupid fansite, A New Alvin and the Chipmunks! As punishment, I'm closing down your YouTube account and your FANDOM account!
:Granditacebú: NOOOOO! DAD, PLEASE! DON'T CLOSE DOWN MY ACCOUNTS!
:(Too late! Granditacebú's Dad closes down his son's accounts as punishment for vandalism and slander)
:Granditacebú's Dad: And I'm gonna take away your computer too!
:Granditacebú: NOOOOO! NOT MY COMPUTER! PLEASE! DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!
:(Granditacebú's Dad already took it away. Granditacebú started crying and throwing his fists in the air)
:Granditacebú's Dad: That's right! You are indefinitely grounded for vandalizing Super Mario Fanon Wiki! Which means no more FANDOM, no more YouTube and no more computer! For the last time, Alvin and the Chipmunks were currently owned by Nickelodeon, not Nintendo! You will be watching all of the shows and movies you hate!
:Granditacebú: Wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah!!!!!!!!!!!! My life is ruined!!!
:Granditacebú's Dad: I already called Louisnguyen to block you across the fansite indefinitely for slander and vandalism. I don't care what kind of scheme you tried to make. Your first punishment is you will be watching TV shows you hate, such as Inspector Gadget, Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater, Madeline, Rugrats, Hey, Arnold!, The Angry Beavers, The Wild Thornberrys, CatDog, The Brothers Flub, KaBlam!, the Nickelodeon version of Doug, the Pokémon TV series, the My Little Pony TV shows, Press Your Luck, The Rebel, Have Gun Will Travel, Fievel's American Tails, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Underground, Sonic X, SpongeBob SquarePants, Darkwing Duck, Shelby Woo, Figure It Out, Super Mario Bros. 3: The TV series, Super Mario World: The TV series, Babar, The Secret of Alex Mack, Nickellenium, Donkey Kong Country, and The Bellflower Bunnies!
:Granditacebú: No! I hate those shows!
:Granditacebú's Dad: Your second punishment is you'll watch Don Bluth movies, such as Banjo the Woodpile Cat, The Secret of NIMH, Dragon's Lair: The Movie, An American Tail, The Land Before Time, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Rock-A-Doodle, The Pebble and the Penguin, Gift of the Hoopoe, Anastasia, Bartok, the Magnificent, and Titan A.E. and other movies you don't like, such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz on VHS from 1989: 50th Anniversary Edition, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Dumbo, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, The Rescuers, Vuk the Little Fox, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company, On Our Own, Babar: The Movie, The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin, Willy the Sparrow, The Rescuers Down Under, In Your Wildest Dreams, The Princess and the Goblin, The Seventh Brother, An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, Split Infinity, The ButterCream Gang 1 and 2, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland, The Magic Voyage, FernGully: The Last Rainforest, Once Upon a Forest, Rigoletto, Savage Land, the Land Before Time sequels, The Swan Princess 1, 2, and 3, The Pagemaster, Behind the Waterfall, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, Tiny Heroes, No More Baths, Babar: King of the Elephants, Return to The Secret Garden, Who Gets the House, the Pokémon movies, the My Little Pony movies, The Velveteen Rabbit, and others not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, and Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar. And I don't care if the "Pink Elephants on Parade" scene gives you bad dreams! The third punishment is you will not go to France and Italy for your next vacation. You will, instead, go to Brazil and Mexico. I'll donate all of your Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Rankin-Bass, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar stuff to charity. There will be no Coca-Cola, Pepsi, or Kool-Aid products for you anymore, either! You will not have your next birthday celebrated at Chuck E. Cheese's, but at the Buffet Palace as your fourth punishment! You'll play video games you don't like playing, such as the Donkey Kong games, the Super Mario Bros. games, Yoshi's Island, Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest, Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's Double Trouble, Nightmare Ned, Rayman, Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Jumping Flash, Jumping Flash 2: Big Trouble in Little Muu, the Pokémon games, the Crash Bandicoot games, the Spyro the Dragon games, the Sonic the Hedgehog games, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, and many, many more not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar as your fifth punishment. You will be getting absolutely nothing for Christmas this year. Your sixth punishment is you will go to theme parks not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar, such as Busch Gardens, Disneyland, Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Knott's Berry Farm, Nickelodeon Studios, SeaWorld, Dorney Park, Lake Compounce, Lake Quassapaug, Disney's Hollywood Studios, Legoland, Coney Island, Alton Towers, Hersheypark, Cedar Point, PortAventura, Silver Dollar City, Wet n' Wild, Worlds of Fun, Ocean Beach Park, Coco Keys, and Universal Studios. Seventh punishment is you'll listen to music by singers not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, and Cartoon Network, such as The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Backstreet Boys, The Doobie Brothers, Britney Spears, Michael W. Smith, Amy Grant, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Celine Dion, Manassas, Pink, Tatu, Hall and Oates, Rod Stewart, Seal, Paul and Linda McCartney, Wilson Pickett, Guy, N*Sync, Eiffel 65, Savage Garden, Joe, Roberta Flack, Linda Ronstadt, and others not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar. Eighth punishment, you will watch Disney/Pixar films like Toy Story 1, 2, 3, and 4, A Bug's Life, Monsters, Inc., Monsters University, Finding Nemo, Finding Dory, The Incredibles, Cars 1, 2 and 3, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Up, Brave, Inside Out, The Good Dinosaur, and Coco. And you will not go out to eat at Caribbean restaurants, Mediterranean restaurants, and Turkish restaurants, either! Your ninth punishment is you got some VHS tapes, DVDs, Blu-ray videos, toys, video games, music albums, and posters not made Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar.
:Granditacebú: What do I get?
:Granditacebú's Dad: Everything not made by Rankin Bass, Warner Brothers, Turner Broadcasting System, Kids WB, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, Sony Pictures, Columbia, and Tristar!!!
:Granditacebú: NOOOO!!
:Granditacebú's Dad: Your tenth punishment is you will be forced to watch a series of Japanese songs from a late 80's block that aired on Pao Pao Channel, which was formerly part of TV Asahi called ピッカピカ音楽館, which means Shiny Music Hall in Japanese.
:(A TV appears)
:Granditacebú: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! You're ruining my life!!
:Granditacebú's Dad: I don't care! I will put each tape into the VCR. Let's start with the first tape, and then we will put each one into the VCR after it is done.
:(Granditacebú plops his bottom on the floor, and a square appears above him, displaying the ピッカピカ音楽館 logo. 2 hours later...)
:Granditacebú's Dad: Since you're punished for vandalizing the fansites, you're going to be blocked across the fansite indefinitely! I'm going to throw away your computer, and I'll take away your Amazon Alexa Echo device and replace it with Jim Bob! There will be no more computer, no more YouTube, no more FANDOM, no more lies, no fruit, no bananas, no books, no The Powerpuff Girls, no Dexter's Laboratory, no Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, no Cow and Chicken, no I.M. Weasel, no Time Squad, no Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, no Codename: Kids Next Door, no The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, no Evil Con Carne, no Batman Classic, no other Cartoon Network-related movies, TV shows, and video games, no Tom and Jerry, no Yogi Bear, no Top Cat, no The Flintstones, no Dick Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines, no Wacky Races, no The Jetsons, no Huckleberry Hound, no Josie and the Pussycats, no Hong Kong Phooey, no Jabberjaw, no Shirt Tales, no The Snorks, no The Smurfs, no Superfriends, no Pac Man (TV series), no other Hanna-Barbera cartoons, no Kids WB, no Warner Bros. Movie World, no Six Flags, no Looney Tunes shows, no Tiny Toon Adventures, no Animaniacs, no Freakazoid, no Space Jam, no Cats Don't Dance, no Quest for Camelot, no The King and I, no The Iron Giant, no Osmosis Jones, no Godzilla movies and TV shows, no Are We There Yet? movies and TV shows, no Stuart Little movies and TV shows, no Eight Crazy Nights, no Jeopardy, no Wheel of Fortune, no Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, no Cricket on the Hearth, no The Little Drummer Boy, no The Little Drummer Boy: Book II, no Frosty the Snowman, no Here Comes Peter Cottontail, no Rudolph's Shiny New Year, no Nestor, the Long-Earred Christmas Donkey, no Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, no Jack Frost, and furthermore! There will also be no McDonald's, no Burger King, no Wendy's, no Subway, no Jack-in-the-Box, no Steak n' Shake, no Whataburger, no Arctic Circle, no White Castle, no In-N-Out Burger, no Carl's Jr., no Sonic, no Chick-fil-A, no A&W, no Rally's, no Checker's, no Quizno's, no Papa John's, no Domino's Pizza, no Pizza Hut, no Round Table Pizza, no Godfather's Pizza, no Chuck E. Cheese's, no Peter Piper Pizza, no Sbarro, no KFC, no Church's Chicken, no Jollibee's, no Zaxby's, no Popeye's, no Arby's, no Big Boy, no Johnny Rockets, no Long John Silver's, no Denny's, no Dairy Queen, no Baskin-Robbins, no Maggie Moo's, and no Cold Stone Creamery as well. The only restaurants you'll eat at from now on include Panda Express, China King, Lee Garden, other Chinese restaurants, Jasa, Sono Bana, Sakura, Hokkaido, Tokyo II, Sushi Mizu, K2 Over New Haven, the Buffet Palace, other Japanese restaurants, Taco Bell, DelTaco, Taco Time, Taco King, El Sombrero, Ixtapa, Tacos mi Nacho, Chipotle, Senor Frog's, Mezcal, Qdoba, other Mexican restaurants, the Supper Club, Red Lobster, Joe's Crab Shack, Crab Town, Buffalo Wild Wings, Olive Garden, Greek Olive, Hamden House, Barbara's, Glenwood, Five Guys, Golden Corral, Old Country Buffet, Ibiza Tapas, Soul de Cuba, Yamadora, Seoul, Rubamba, Blue Marlin, Pier 22, Seasons 52, Bush's Chicken, Phoenix Buffet and Grill, Outback, Cracker Barrel, Uno Chicago Grill, Paul & Eddy's, Friendly's, Chili's, Mickey's Bar and Grill, Thai Awesome, Savory Thai, Siam Thai, Dino's, Humphrey's, Eli's Restaurant, IHOP, Dave and Buster's, Lenny and Joe's Fish Tale, Guida's, Dunkin' Donuts, Rita's Italian Ice, Claude's, Ashley's, FroYo, Panera Bread, Chicken Hut, Red Robin, Applebee's, TGI Friday's, Pokémoto, Costa, and Cafe Amici.
:Granditacebú: NOOOOOOO! DON'T THROW AWAY MY COMPUTER AND DON'T TAKE AWAY MY ALEXA!
:(It's too late! Granditacebú's Dad threw away his computer in the trash and replaced his Alexa with a man, dressed in an elaborated outfit named Jim Bob)
:Granditacebú's Dad: Earnest, this is Jim Bob. It works the same and makes sure people don't lose their jobs. Jim Bob, what time is it?
:Jim Bob: [checks his watch] Doot doot, it is 3:27.
:Granditacebú's Dad: Well, I gotta run. I've got a doctor's appointment. Jim Bob, how's the traffic to town?
:Jim Bob: [checks his smartphone] Doot doot. Traffic's fine. You'll get there in about nine minutes.
:Granditacebú's Dad: Alright. It's time for me to leave. Jim Bob, play Kendrick Lamar.
:Jim Bob: Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar. [picks up the guitar and starts strumming in G]
::I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances,
::Finesse a dude with some counterfeits,
::But now I'm countin' this Parmesan-
:Granditacebú: Jim Bob, should I be unblocked across the fansite?
:Jim Bob: The answer you requested is "no," boy. Which means you won't be on the fansite, doing negative things and other bad stuff you did. [resumes strumming]
::My left hook just went viral.
::Sit down, be humble
:Granditacebú: NOOOOO!!! Don't play the theme song from Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater!
:Jim Bob: Playing Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater theme song. [starts strumming in B]
::Hello, Hello Kitty, the star of the play
::Everyone's ready to join in today
::Come on and strike up the band
::And meow us away
::To a brand new world
::Over the rainbow
::And under the moon
::Watch the villain change his tune
:Granditacebú: STOP IT!!! PLEASE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!
:[Jim Bob]
::The stories that we loved before
::We're gonna be lovin' them even more
::After the Kitty Players have their say
::So pull up the curtain and turn out the lights
::So settle down in your seat
::And prepare for a treat
::At the Hello Kitty Furry Tale Theater today!
:(With that, Granditacebú's life is ruined as punishment, he is blocked across the fansite indefinitely for vandalizing Super Mario Fanon Wiki. Granditacebú crying hysterically for his computer and Alexa Echo device taken away. The next day in court)
:Newsreporter: Outraged in the FANDOM Network, FANDOM citizens descend in city hall today in the aftermath of the vandalism contributed by Earnest "Granditacebú" Bell and his desperate bid for attention.
:Parole officer: Quiet. Quiet please. Everyone, quiet. I know you're all upset about what happened on the fansite. But if we all calm down, I'm sure Earnest can explain himself for what he did.
:Granditacebú: I'm sorry, everyone. I just wanted to do something funny.
:Parole officer: Well, here you go. Let's jot this down and...
:[booing]
:Male FANDOM User: Granditacebú needs to be held accountable!
:Female FANDOM User: His high jinks have gone too far!
:Male FANDOM User #2: And he smells!
:Parole officer: Well, his father ground him indefinitely. There maybe a good reason he is grounded indefinitely for vandalizing the fansites.
:Judge: [bangs gavel] Order! Order in the court!
:Lawyer: Please state your name for the record.
:EB The Original Master: EB The Original Master.
:Lawyer: And, um, Mr. Master, you witnessed the vandalism created by Mr. Earnest "Granditacebú" Bell in Super Mario Fanon Wiki, Powerpuff Girls Wiki and Powerpuff Girls Fanon Wiki by posting negativity such as vulgar words, NSFW and inappropriate content?
:EB The Original Master: Yes. It happened last year when Granditacebú vandalized Powerpuff Girls Fanon Wiki.
:Lawyer: I see. And how do you know the defendant in this case?
:EB The Original Master: He's the father of the FANDOM vandalizer.
:Lawyer: Of course. Mr. Andrew Bell, your son, Earnest has been addicted to the FANDOM Network by posting lies.
:Granditacebú's Dad: Yes. He has been on the fansite since last year.
:Lawyer: Do you trust him for being on the Internet? After everything he's done? For vandalizing the fansites?
:Granditacebú's Dad: No.
:Judge: Has the jury reached the verdict?
:Male Jury Member: We have, your honor. We found the criminal, Earnest Bell aka Granditacebú guilty of all charges in the FANDOM Network. The sentence, twenty weeks in the mental asylum and twenty years in prison.
:Judge: Then it's settled. This court is now adjourned!
:(Tons of people booing at Granditacebú for vandalism in the fansites, as they threw stuff at him. He is in the mental asylum wearing a straitjacket while being dragged on a wheelchair)
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