Distressed red ball

distressed red ball is a ranged item in item asylum. It is a small red ball with a sad face.
== Functionality ==
When equipped, it will play a voiceline saying "If the earth is round, how come the ball ain't going nowhere". Clicking anywhere on the screen causes the user to throw the ball in that direction. It will initially spawn a short distance away from the player and hang in the air for a split second. The projectile travels at roughly 150 studs per second and reduced gravity, giving it a "floaty" effect. The ball will bounce off surfaces easily, and has a lingering hitbox. Striking a player with a ball deals 5 damage. Each projectile lasts for 10 seconds. The cooldown is extremely short, allowing players to throw the balls at rapid speeds.
== Tips == 
* The floaty nature of distressed red ball's projectiles make it easy to bounce it into spaces the player cannot see. Use this to engage enemies indirectly.
* Use the overwhelming volume of projectiles to lock down lanes or to continuously deal chip damage to a target.
== Gallery ==
DRB closeup.png|Close-up.
=== Origin ===
Literallyme.jpeg|The sad red Emoji Splat Ball in real life
How come the ball ain’t going nowhere?.jpg|The additional reference for this item and main reference for the item’s audio.
== Audio ==
Sound 	Sound
Equip 	
Use 	TBA
Bound 	TBA
Old equip	TBA
Old use 	TBA
Old bound	TBA
== Trivia == 
* Prior to v0.1.0, it used to play a "vine boom" sound effect on equip.
* The description of the distressed red ball is a reference to Kaiju Paradise, where the item was called contraband.
* If paired with an autoclicker and a perfected angle, the user could be able to keep jumping on the projectiles and fly indefinitely.
== Changes ==
* v1.2.0 [mihawk bosses & more!!!!!]
** Item renamed from "him" to "distressed red ball". 
** The tooltip was changed from "contraband" to "contraband material, handle with care".
* v0.9.0 [⚔️]
** The model is now much larger, and has revised physics that are now floatier and slower.
** Now plays the voice line from the video it references.
* Added in an unknown update as "him".
** Initially only dealt 3 damage. It was later buffed to 5 damage in an unknown early update.
Category:Items
Category:Ranged Items