Feedback Scale

On the subject of feedback. Writers love feedback. They will eat nothing but morning, noon, and night if you give it to them. TrekCreative is foremost a writer's forum. There is nothing you can to to please us better than to say you read our work and tell us what you thought of it.
I wrote the following scale tongue in cheek as a mild poke at a gent that fell into category one, it is not to be taken seriously. However, people like it and use it so....
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When posting material to the list one can expect feedback. For the sake of time savings please indicate which degree of feedback you want when you post a story.
0: No feedback please. Your mortal words could not do justice to my genius.
1: I'm wonderful, tell me how wonderful I am.<BR>
2: I will take suggestions on spelling and grammar. Being avant guard, I might not use them.
3: Be gentle, I'm a criticism virgin.<BR>
4: I bruise easy, so please break to to me in small bits.<BR>
5: Be honest, I'll pout, but be honest.<BR>
6: I'm a man (even if I'm a woman), tell me like it is.<BR>
7: What, that's all you have to say?<BR>
8: Make me defend every concept.<BR>
9: Make me defend every word!<BR>
10: "Puss oozing, eye ripping prose." Don't be gentle, tell me what you really mean.
When giving feedback it is suggested that you use the method we describe as Orchids, Onions, & Questions. 
*Orchids: Start on a positive note, tell use what you liked 
*Onions: Okay, deliver the bad news, what didn't you like. 
*Questions: Something here was not clear to me or I want to know more.
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