Breakfast Man (Main Universe)

Breakfast Man is a hugely popular Film director and producer. He has had many interview with Fanta Claws in which he describes his upcoming movies. 
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
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=== Planet of the Dog films ===
He Directed three films in the planet of the dog series starring Molto Bene
=== Making The Advert, Hiring the Up and coming Actor ===
The Seed of That Once Controlled Me insisted that his bank, The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money should make a high-budget advert, full of explosions, romance and cliffhangers so expensive that the audience could worry for not just the characters but for their own lives as well. He also wanted to produce, write and Direct the commercial however directing duties somehow fell upon the Breakfast Man  (presumably with The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s permission)
Vomit looked all over the Star Filled Nebula of Tarran for a suitable Cast, for the role of the love interest he was considering hiring a Block of Dirt he found lying on the floor for the lead female role, but thought people may consider it stunt Casting, The Role of Dy went to Doris Doubleknocker, a 87 year old woman famous for the lead role in 1994 “Hamlet me in.”
For the male part, Vomit looked at many for the role, including Dan Ackroyd, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johanson with a drawn on mustache, Tom Baker, The Living Anus, Steve Buscemi and the entire cast of “Twelve Angry Men” at once(they talking In union).
The Role of Zigzag went to Tilly Jilly Milly with a Nilly, An unknown actor at the time who had been in Small parts in the A.C.T.V. Soup drama “The Flick of a Dick.” He was Caught in the eye of the Seed of That Once Controlled Me when he saw him preform the lead role in the theater rendition of “How to kill a mocking Turd!” Witch was critically panned for its “Brilliant” performances. Filming took over seven years! 
Doris, on the other hand wasn’t happy with The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s script. Complaining that the rape scenes weren’t strong enough, she tried to convince them to allow her to get her vigina out but the finish project used a CGI model.*
The Advert came out to Confusing critical response, most review it as a ‘don’t know” advert. Some believe that this is proof the one true god has judge us, and claim guilty. John C Mathew of the Yearly Mirrors wrote “One moment it’s like watching the innocent of Teletubbies, followed by a real life person burning. 10 point for creativity, minus 50 for anything else.”
*=The CGI artist made a horrible continuity Error, they may have done the Pink Flower of a lady part, but forgot to create the rest of the body, so in the Advert, for one shot, there appears to be a Flying Fofo.
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
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=== Anti-Powers ===
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=== Abilities ===
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=== Disabilities ===
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== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Father - Biological Ancestor
=== Allies ===
* Fanta Claws
* The Seed of That Once Controlled Me
* Molto Bene 
* The Human
* Doris Doubleknocker
* Tilly Jilly Milly with a Nilly
* Sigourney Weaver (Pre-Death)
=== Enemies ===
* The Flamboyent Pedo
* The Hollywood Pedophile Society
== Filmography ==
 Main article: Breakfast Man filmography
== Equipment ==
=== Weapons ===
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=== Vehicles ===
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== Facilities ==
=== Base ===
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=== House ===
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=== Prisons ===
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== Gallery ==
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== Appearances ==
In chronological order:
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== Trivia ==
* The Bird that Believes started a bit of a controversy when it told the press that Breakfast Man will make the greatest film ever made in the future, better then every other story ever made in history, everything else will look terrible by comparison witch will start a downwards spiral of people feeling anticlimactic, effectively making media as a hole obsolete and starting the First Narrative War.
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== Behind the scenes ==
* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price as part of a double act running gag with Adams, as the boys would pretend to be a over indulgent film director being interviewed.
Category:Characters Created By Jac Simpson Price