Bikini Bottom's Next Top Model

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Bikini Bottom's Next Top Model is a show with girls wanting to be Bikini Bottom's Next Top Model!
==Welcome==
Pearl: Oh, my Neptune! This is going to be great!
Sandy: I think I have chances.
Pearl: No, you don't. Because squirrels aren't hot!
Sandy: Why, sure, they are. In fact, you can even say they're sexy hot!
Pearl: Coming from the girl with an air helmet.
Sandy: Shut up! *attacks Pearl*
Lisa: Like, this is going to be awesome!
Christina: Yeah, like totally! I'm so hot! Ooh, are those two girls wrestling or les****s?
Sandy: Oh, my Neptune! I can't believe you just said that! FYI, I dated a really handsome sponge...yes, a boy. (blushes)
Tyra Banks: You're all lucky I wear an underwater suit with an air helmet.
Pearl: That looks ugly too.
Eva: Shut up. I'm hot. You almost tried to remove me from the episode.
==The Girl With Heart Underwear==
Pearl: Oh, my Neptune! Look what I found in Sandy's drawers!
(Pearl holds up heart underwear, girls giggle)
Pearl: She still sexy hot?
Lisa: No way.
Christina: Not even close.
Eva: She wasn't even sexy hot in the first place.
Tyra Banks: Time for the challenge. Hey, why are Sandy's underwear lying around?
Pearl: Oh, crap. I guess I'll tell the truth after the challenge.
Tyra Banks: Be sexy. Be inspired.
Eva: That's already hard for you.
Tyra Banks: Excuse me?
Tyra Banks: Pearl, you blackmailed Sandy. As for your punishment, suspended.
Pearl: Well, Tyra, she shouldn't keep her underwear lying around.
Tyra Banks: You mean by lying around, an organized drawer.
Pearl: Why doesn't she just put on a lock?
Tyra Banks: It's not that easy, ya know?
Pearl: Whatever, freak.
Tyra Banks: What was that?!
Pearl: I said whatever, freak.
Tyra Banks: Pearl! You get back here!
Pearl: NO.
Tyra Banks: Pearl, you get your butt over here. I can't believe you! Now, I want to to apologize to Sandy. Then me!
Pearl: You ain't the boss.
Tyra Banks: You wanna know how easy I can call the cops for harassment?
Pearl: You wanna know how much I don't give a crap?
(Tyra calls the police, followed by the cops arresting Pearl)
Pearl: This ain't over! I will be the next model! Get your freaking hands off me! NOW! And Sandy, you ain't sexy hot!
Sandy: I know you aren't. Good night, everybody!
==The Girl Who Over Exposes Everyone==
Lisa: Nope, nope. Get out of my room. (takes shirt and bra off, causing everyone to gasp)
Sandy: Lisa just got mad, and...we saw her...
Tyra Banks: Your boobs are for that top, Lisa. Not over exposing.
==The Girl Who Hates Tyra More Then Pearl==
Eva: I hate Tyra!
Tyra Banks: No, you do not.
Eva: Yes, I do! I HATE YOU!
==The Girl Who Ends This Spin-Off==
Christina: Bring it on.
Sandy: Gladly.
Category:Spin-Offs