Banned in Brooklyn/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 23, 2002
Episode Copyrighted: 2001
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sniffs it in, exhales with content and in the shape of a heart, then kisses it* I know I've said this 90 times already but... ♪I love Krabby Patties. I think that they are swell. They are the best, there's no contest, and now I'm going to yell...♪ Whoo! *catches my breath and then inhales an enormous amount of air*
At the same time, Squidward walks up to the soda fountain with a box of cups, and builds a pyramid-shaped stack with the cups. After he finishes, SpongeBob, fully inflated, starts singing loudly.
SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪I love Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. They're so neat, and quite a treat, and how I love the way they smell... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.♪
The house of cups falls down.
Squidward Tentacles: I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.
SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!♪
Lincoln Loud: I wanna play! I wanna play!
Squidward Tentacles: No, Lincoln! I don't wanna play with you!
A tour bus comes out with Roblox and Builderman, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to them. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason.
Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!
Roblox: Hello. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination!
Builderman is a tool builder.
Roblox and Builderman: *walks into restaurant, then stops at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine*
Squidward Tentacles: *notices Roblox and Builderman and screams*
Builderman: Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, Roblox and I would like to eat or build something here.
Squidward Tentacles: Okay. But first, let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. *cracks up* Clothing zinger!
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!
Roblox: Well, Mr...um...
Mr. Krabs: *pulls eyes off like a top hat* Krabs, my gentlemen. [places them back]
Builderman: Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.
Mr. Krabs: 'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob! Lincoln!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings* ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties, can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties. They're so neat. La la la la la. Sweet to eat. La la la la la. Really neat. Sweet to eat. Treat that's neat. Sweet treat sweet treat. *utter gibberish* La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪
Roblox: *blows the whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob and Lincoln fall on the floor, Patties and all* Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing, building tools. It's... It's shameless.
Camera zooms in on Builderman's F3X Building Tools with pointy sharp nails on it.
Buiderman: Painful. Avert your fingers. *grabs onto SpongeBob* Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Actually, ma'am, *holds up a Krabby Patty* it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.
Roblox: Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, that's right. Lincoln? So, where is he, though?
Lincoln Loud: *screams and runs, then trips and falls on the floor* Oof!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln?! Lincoln?! Are you okay, buddy?!
Lincoln Loud: I'm fine, SpongeBob!
Roblox: Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good.
Builderman: Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?
Mr. Krabs: *outraged* Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?
Roblox: I’m Roblox.
Builderman: And I'm Builderman.
Roblox and Builderman: We are The United Organization Of Army Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.A.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban in Brooklyn and close your restaurant forever! Your restaurant will be banned in Brooklyn forever!
Mr. Krabs: What the...! Banned?!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *cuts in*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Roblox, Builderman, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.
Roblox: I would sooner sprout legs and do the Watusi!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ooh! Okay.
Mr. Krabs: Ah, it doesn't matter anyway, lad. *mockingly* They can't close us down.
Screen cuts to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it, then It teleports to Brooklyn.
Mr. Krabs: *shouts* THEY CLOSED US DOWN! I'M RUINED! *cries* How did it come to this? Where are we?
Squidward Tentacles: We’re stuck in Brooklyn, Mr. Krabs. You called Roblox and Builderman builders, then you threatened them with a french-fry strainer.
Mr. Krabs: Well, I didn't know his friend Builderman was the F3X Builder.
Screen cuts to behind SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, where Roblox and Builderman are in his car.
Roblox: Thanks again, Builderman.
Builderman: Any time, Roblox. See you at home for dinner. I'm starving.
Roblox: Good luck. *drives off with Builderman*
Screen cuts back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting.
Squidward Tentacles: How long has he been standing over there?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks at watch* Uh, 4 days.
Mr. Krabs: *walks over*
Mr. Krabs: It's no use! *raises claws*
Which he becomes weird-like.
SpongeBob, Squidward and Lincoln are extremely shocked.
Mr. Krabs: *screams* I'M RUINED! *cries and runs away*
Lincoln Loud: You know, it's too bad.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.
Mr. Krabs: *comes right back* That's it! A secret Krusty Krab! *whispers* And I know just where to open it.
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob's pineapple house in Brooklyn, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!" Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register.
Mr. Krabs: There ya are, Betsy! Good as new! *kisses register
As SpongeBob and Lincoln enter through the door.
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, we-
Mr. Krabs: *screams in shock*
Lincoln Loud: Whoa, sorry. we were just wondering-
Mr. Krabs: You know, lads, I can remember a time when people used to knock before entering someone else's home!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, but SpongeBob is right here. This is his home. So, he's with us.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He means, my home?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah...
SpongeBob SquarePants: And this is my best friend, Lincoln.
Mr. Krabs: You mean Mr. Lincoln.
Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *walks in*
Leni Loud: Hey guys!
Patrick Star: Hello!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Patrick! Hey, Leni! Thanks for helping out today!
Leni Loud: You totes bet! Where do you want these extra buns?
Patrick Star: Here, look in the bag. *holds up an empty bag*
Lincoln Loud: *points to bag* Patrick, that bag is totally empty.
Patrick then lets out a big burp.
Patrick Star: Oops.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sits down and watches TV*
Leni is even noticing Lincoln looking down in the dumps, so she tried to cheer him up.
Leni Loud: *exclaims in disgust* Ugh, Lincoln, let me see if I can fix that frown and turn it upside down.
Lincoln Loud: Leni, listen to me.
Leni Loud: I was only trying to help, what's wrong?
Lincoln Loud: They closed the Krusty Krab...
Leni Loud: O.M. Gosh, Lincoln, that's awful. *gasps* What will Roblox and Builderman say if they find out?
Lincoln Loud: Leni, slow down, first of all, We're in Brooklyn, secondly, The Krusty Krab is closed forever.
Leni Loud: The Krusty Krab? Closed forever? Sorry Lincoln, it's like what Lori says, "We want what's best for you" or is it the other way around?
Lincoln: Leni, you do know that they respect the Krabby Patty?
Leni Loud: Oh, right.
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob and I tried to talk about Krabby Patties to Roblox and Builderman, but they teleported us to Brooklyn and closed the Krusty Krab.
Leni Loud: Aw, that's a real shame, why now hang out with SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Clyde and your other friends?
Lincoln Loud: Roblox and Builderman are gone. We're in SpongeBob’s house now.
Leni Loud: Okay, good luck out there, now if you'll excuse me, I have to like do some fashion designs. SpongeBob needs your help?
Lincoln Loud: My help?
Leni Loud: Not at the moment Lincoln, he does, maybe next time.
Lincoln Loud: Okay. *starts to watch TV with SpongeBob.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Ugh, where's the sports channel?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lynn, the sports channel is here on TV.
Screen cuts to a telescope sighting of the Krusty Krab sign, with a plank on it that says "Closed," then to Master Lox with a small telescope in hand.
Lord Master Lox: Happy day, Pearl and Karen! That fool Mr. Krabs changed the name of his restaurant to the closed Krusty Krab!
Plankton: Everyone will think it's closed, and come eat here instead! He'll be ruined by tomorrow! *chuckles* What an idiot!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, what in the world is this place?! They teleported us to Brooklyn!
Plankton: Who?!
Lord Master Lox: Roblox and Builderman!
Pearl Master Lox: It is closed.
Plankton: What?
Karen Plankton: Roblox and Builderman banned Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious.
Plankton: Banned? Then that means, our day of reckoning has come at last!
Lord Master Lox: We won, I tell you! We've won! And what better way than by default?
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *gets coats and hats off racks*
Pearl Master Lox: Where are you two going?
Plankton: Oh, out to celebrate.
Lord Master Lox: *opens automatic door*
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *exits*
Lord Master Lox: Don't wait up for us!
Door closes. Slide transition cuts to a line to the secret Krusty Krab.
Harold the Fish: *gets pushed* Quit shoving.
Nat Peterson: I wasn't shoving. I was going like that and you happened to be standing there.
Harold the Fish: That's called shoving.
Nat Peterson: No, it isn't.
Harold the Fish: Yes, it is.
Nat Peterson: Nope.
Harold the Fish: Yes!
Nat Peterson: Nope!
Master Lox and Plankton: *arrives*
Lord Master Lox: Excuse us, gents! But what's with all the hullabaloo?
Harold the Fish: We're just waiting in line to buy a Krabby Patty.
Plankton: Krabby Patty?!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *notices the secret restaurant*
The steam comes out of them in anger.
Leni Loud: *opens door to let out a customer* Thank you, come again! *closes door, opens hatch* Can I help whoever's next, please?
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *cuts to the front of the line with a ladder and climbs up to the hatch*
Leni Loud: What's the password, please?
Lord Master Lox: What are you talking about, you imbecile?
Leni Loud: That's it! *opens door* Come right in!
Plankton: Curses!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *falls to the ground*
Slide transition cuts to the restaurant area where people enjoy their Krabby Patties.
Gary the Snail: *serves as a waiter here* Meow.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Lori Loud: Lily?!
Squidward Tentacles: So, would you like to secret-size that for two dollars more?
Fish Customer: Of course!
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidwart. You haven't seen any sign of... you know... *whispers* the cops! Have ya?
Squidward Tentacles: Did you just call me "Squidwart"?
Mr. Krabs: Okay, thanks. I'm gonna see what SpongeBob and Lincoln are doing. *goes to kitchen* Hey, SpongeBob and Lincoln! SpongeBob? Lincoln?
SpongeBob and Lincoln are shuddering under their table.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? Lincoln? What are you guys doing under the table?
SpongeBob SquarePants: If Krabby Patties are illegal now, aren't we breaking the law?
Mr. Krabs: There's an old saying, lads. What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in the second attempt.
Lincoln Loud: But what does that have to do with making Krabby Patties?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing! But if don't get out there and start cooking, I'll make ya start taking weekends off!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *runs from the table* Nooooooo!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *spies on Mr. Krabs*
Lord Master Lox: So, Mr. Krabs is operating under the table, huh? Well, two can play at that game!
Plankton: Yes, Master Lox!
Screen cuts to the phone in the library. A hook attached to a rope is thrown onto the phone
Plankton: *climbs onto it, pants* Being a ruthless mastermind sure takes a lot outta ya.
Lord Master Lox: Go right ahead, Plankton.
Plankton: *dials a phone number*
Builderman: Hello, this is Builderman.
Plankton: Roblox, Builderman, we need you!
Screen cuts to Builderman’s car going towards the secret restaurant.
Roblox: *rides in Builderman's car, then points to restaurant* There!
Roblox and Builderman: *arrives*
Lord Master Lox: Now, break into the Krusty Krab front door!
Cut to the entrance. There was a knock on the door.
Patrick Star: *opens hatch* What's the pas-- 
Roblox and Builderman: *breaks the Krusty Krab’s front door*
The door falls on Patrick and Leni.
Leni Loud: Ow!
Patrick Star: Nope, that's not it!
People are screaming as the police invade the house.
Plankton: *lifts up the bun from a Krabby Patty and laughs*
Lord Master Lox: What's this? Is it blank?
Builderman: No. It has a signature in it. Here's the contract. *gives the contract to Master Lox*
Lord Master Lox: Well, thank you! *points at Mr. Krabs* Grab him! He needs to sign it!
Lord Master Lox and Builderman: *grabs Mr. Krabs*
Plankton: *beats up the Krabby Patties*
He also run over Mr. Krabs. He packs up Krabby Patties in huge bags.
Roblox: You missed one!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, Roblox! I'm sorry we sold Krabby Patties. But do you really have to send us to jail?
Roblox: Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!
Builderman: You tell him! *eats a Krabby Patty* That's my guy!
Roblox: *gasps* Builderman! What are you doing!?
Builderman: Having some lunch.
Roblox: Unhand that sandwich at once! *runs towards him*
Lord Master Lox: *pulls out the "contract"* Sign the contract!
Mr. Krabs: No!
Plankton: Come on, Krabs! Sign it!
Mr. Krabs: No, I will not sign it!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *laughs evilly*
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: I'm busy, Mr. Krabs!
Lord Master Lox: Sign the contract or the secret Krabby Patty formula will be Plankton's and your restaurant will be destroyed, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Then it looks like you two will have to destroy me restaurant.
Squidward Tentacles: *to Mr. Krabs* What? They can't destroy your restaurant.
Lord Master Lox: Oh, we will!
Plankton: Not until you sign it first, Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: *runs off*
Lord Master Lox: Get that formula, Plankton!
Plankton: *gets the formula*
Mr. Krabs: Oh no, you don't! *chases Plankton*
Lord Master Lox: *stops Mr. Krabs* You're not getting that formula, Mr. Krabs! The formula belongs to Plankton now!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Lincoln! Help!
Screen cuts outside of the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It sounds like Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, let's go inside.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, we'll go in the Krusty Krab.
Lord Master Lox: *laughs evilly*
Mr. Krabs: Let me go, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Oh yeah, I'll let you go alright. *lets Mr. Krabs go*
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox?
Lord Master Lox: Face it. You have no choice if Plankton stole your formula. Now, sign the contract.
Plankton: Yeah, do it what he says, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: NO!
Plankton: Sign it, Krabs! Sign it!
Mr. Krabs: Okay, I just have to sign it. *tries to sign the contract*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *enters the Krusty Krab*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, don't sign that contract.
Lord Master Lox: Huh?
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: SpongeBob! Lincoln! What are you two doing here?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We came here to stop you and Plankton!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
Lord Master Lox: This is working to that contract! With Mr. Krabs as our employee, We can order him to give Plankton the Krabby Patty formula and the Krusty Krab will be no more!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *laughs evilly*
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a pen. Now then.
In slow motion, Mr. Krabs signs the contract.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *in slow motion, runs to Mr Krabs signing the contract* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *pushes Mr. Krabs out of the way in slow motion*
It goes back to normal speed.
Lincoln Loud: *grabs the contract*
Plankton: What?
Lincoln Loud: *rips the contract*
Lord Master Lox: No, the contract!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's over Master Lox and Plankton!
Mr. Krabs: You saved me, boys. How did you do it?
Lincoln Loud: I guess my mind was all sharp from the relaxing fun we had at Brooklyn, Mr. Krabs.
Roblox: Don't worry, we'll teleport you and the Bikini Bottom back to the City.
Builderman: With pleasure.
Roblox and Builderman: *teleports Bikini Bottom back to the city*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay! We're not in Brooklyn anymore!
Roblox: Don't thank me. Thank Builderman.
Lincoln Loud: Thank you, Builderman!
Builderman: You're so welcome!
Lord Master Lox: *walks up to them* Unbelievable!
Mr. Krabs: *picks up Plankton*
Plankton: Uh oh.
Mr. Krabs: Alright Plankton, back to the Chum Bucket. *flings Plankton to the Chum Bucket*
Plankton: *screams*
Once he lands on the Chum Bucket, getting hurt.
Plankton: Ouch!
Mr. Krabs: *puts Master Lox on the cannon, then fires it, flinging him as well*
Lord Master Lox: CURSE YOU, MR. KRABS!
Once he landed there was a nuclear explosion.
Yellow and Red Rectangle: *enters the Krusty Krab*
Yellow Rectangle: You did it, Mr. Krabs!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Does that mean I'm cooking Krabby Patties?
Lincoln Loud: And reading comics?
Mr. Krabs: Of course, my dear boys. And you're me employee, SpongeBob. And I owe it all to you.
Lincoln Loud: *to SpongeBob* And don't forget the spatula!
Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Roblox and Builderman: *laughs*
Red Rectangle: Um, guys?
Lincoln Loud: We should head home now.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And feed Gary.
Yellow Rectangle: Okay!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *exits the Krusty Krab*
Mr. Krabs: Hey, where you going? Don't leave me! Please! I'm beggin' ya! Look. I can make him handsome again. Watch! *slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly* See?
Squidward Tentacles: Ow!
Slam!
Squidward Tentacles: Ow!
Mr. Krabs: He's getting handsome. It just takes a little...
Slam!
Squidward Tentacles: Ow!
Mr. Krabs: ...effort, just a little...
Slam!
Squidward Tentacles: Ow!
Mr. Krabs: ...elbow grease.
The camera zooms away from the Krusty Krab, as it vibrates whenever Mr. Krabs slams the door on Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Ow!
Mr. Krabs: Please! Come back!
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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