The Shrek Cannon

The Shrek Cannon, weapon forty-five, is a Shrek weapon in The Shrek Cult; The most common type of weaponry in The Shrek Cult.
==Origin==
Back when the Shrek Cult was starting to grow, it was slower, significantly slower if one were to compare its growth now. So, one of the members thought of ways to deal with this problem, they had an idea, what if we can object and people into Shrek Cult members. The members worked hard and long and thought of various items, like weapon forty or weapon twenty-nine.
But, after long hours and over various weapons, The members of The Shrek Cult, The Shrek Cult members, did it, the fourth-fifth weapon in the Shrek Cult. The Shrek Cannon—A weapon to deal with the slow growth of the Shrek Cult, to make sure it grows faster and deal with many items that were previously obstacles, now we're joining the Shrek Cult. Yes, that's right, now even things could escape the Shrek Cult Now.
==Its Usage==
The Shrek Cannon converts items, people, and other things into Shrek Cult members—all it needs is for the weapon to locate its prey and fire its cannon. The weapon will shoot a green beam converting the item or person into a Shrek Cult member, dealing with the growing difficulty back in the early days of The Shrek Cult.
Most members have it, and many Shrek Cannon seek their location to convert more members. However, if a Shrek Cannon has not fired its beam or converted anyone. It will start to convert items into Shrek Cult members. Sometimes, the Shrek Cannon will do this anyway if the thing is an obstacle to the growth of the cult.
==Things or People that have been converted==
* The imposter from Amongus
* Luke Skywalker
== Trivia ==
* you add to the list or add to this page if you want, its a joke weapon, lol.
* Yes, the Shrek Cannons are sentient.