B.R.A.T.Z.

B.R.A.T.Z. is the twenty-seventh episode and the ninth episode of Season Two in Welcome to Fancyland!. It was written by FireMatch.
==Plot==
When Krabs' daughter Pearl finds out about his new wealth, she and her teen friends create a group to take his riches.
==Synopsis==
Mr. Krabs is sitting on his sofa at his anchor home, sipping cola.
“Sometimes life just isn’t me cup of tea, y’know,” he says to himself. “However, me business is still a success here in Fancyland, so I don’t mind.”
He takes another sip, when he hears a loud knock on the door.
“Who is it?” Mr. Krabs yells irritably.
“Dad, it’s me! Your daughter!”
“PEARL! I’ve missed ya! Come right on in!”
Pearl opens the door, and starts walking in, causing a mini earthquake.
“Careful, darlin’, you’re gonna break me-”
The frame containing Mr. Krabs’ first ever dollar breaks, and the dollar floats to the ground. Krabs immediately grabs it and puts it in his pocket.
“Darling, don’t do that!” Krabs says, frightened.
“Sorry daddy, I'm just so excited. I heard you've got loads of money and-”
“Whoa whoa whoa, you heard what now?”
“Daddy, can I borrow some of your money? I need some new shoes. Everyone's been raving about them for the past two weeks!”
“Oh oh no! Me gold bars are too precious!”
“But I WANT MONEY!”
“Jeez, darling, you’re becoming… well, me.”
“Isn’t that what you want in the first place, daddy?”
“Not really. Please just… get out.”
“Fine.” Pearl leaves and slams the door.
“Barnacles, me daughter has become as greedy as me. And I didn’t think that was even possible,” Krabs says to himself.
Pearl goes back into a cheap-looking pink car, where her friends are in.
“Well that didn’t work,” Pearl says.
“Of course it didn’t!” Squidina says. “We need to do it a different way.”
“Yeah, a way that doesn’t involve just asking your old man for money,” Nancy says.
“Then what do you suggest, nerds?” Pearl asks in a condescending tone.
“I suggest we STEAL from him,” Squidina says. “Nothing like a good heist, am I right or am I right?”
“A heist? Nah, let’s kidnap him and then steal all his money,” Jennifer says. “That way he has no way to catch us.”
“Does anyone here even know HOW to kidnap though?” Squidina says.
Everyone shakes their heads.
“I thought so.”
“Looks like we’re gonna have to steal, then,” Pearl says. “Let’s start a new group for this.”
“But what should we call it?” Squidina asks.
(1 hour of title debating later…)
(Nancy spray paints “B.R.A.T.Z.” onto the side of the pink car)
“Hey uh, what does B.R.A.T.Z. even stand for?” Jennifer asks.
“Beats me,” Squidina says.
“Who cares? It’s a good acronym,” Pearl says. “Now let’s get to planning.”
“I'm not a very good planner,” Nancy says. “Anyone else?”
“I'm born to plan,” Squidina says, determined.
Cut to a montage of Squidina writing stuff down onto a large sheet of paper. While she does this, the others blow bubblegum and play on their phones. The montage finishes, and an entire plan is laid out onto the paper.
“Done!” Squidina announces triumphantly.
“Only took two hours,” Pearl says.
“Yeah, they usually take ten.”
The others’ eyes widen.
“Don't worry about that. Let's take a look at the plan.”
The others look at the plan for a few moments.
“Let’s do it,” Pearl says confidently.
Cut to Mr. Krabs locking up his house for the night.
“I sure hope Pearly doesn’t come back here again… Neptune knows what could happen,” he says to himself.
Mr. Krabs walks upstairs and into bed. His loud snoring can be heard from outside.
“Does he always snore that loudly?” Nancy asks.
“Yeah, and even louder on Sundays,” Pearl answers.
“How do you sleep at night?”
“I listen to Boys Who Cry until his snoring is drowned out.”
“Enough dillydallying, we need to get going!” Squidina says. “Remember the plan? Open window!”
“Oh, right.” Jennifer grabs a crowbar and breaks through a window in Krabs’ house. Krabs remains sound asleep.
“For once his snoring actually gives us an advantage,” Pearl says. “C’mon, let’s go.”
The four of them all climb in through the window and land softly onto the floor, except for Pearl, who makes a loud thump. Nancy shushes her.
“I can’t help it,” Pearl whispers.
“Well at least you know to whisper,” Squidina whispers.
“Where do you think he keeps his riches?” Jennifer asks.
“Neptune knows,” Pearl responds. “I've never been in this house before.”
“And I must say, there's a LOT of jewels in this display case,” Squidina says in awe before getting shushed.
“Remember to whisper!” Nancy whispers.
“So, how are we gonna open the case?” Pearl asks.
“We're gonna use the crowbar, easy,” Squidina answers.
“Uh, problem?” Jennifer says nervously as she points to a guard worm nearby, who is gnawing at the crowbar.
“Not the crowbar!” Squidina says. “Forget whispering, we need that crowbar!”
Squidina lunges at the guard worm, and instantly gets frightened when the worm starts barking. Cut to Krabs rustling underneath the bed covers, muttering something about a burglary.
Cut back to Squidina, who is now in a mini jail cell.
“Who knew worms had actual intelligence?” she says to herself.
Cut to the other three members, who are trying to find a way to open the case without using a crowbar.
“I could use my teeth,” Pearl says.
“Oh please, you'd just break them,” Nancy says.
“Gals, gals! How about we just break the display case?” Jennifer suggests. Pearl points to an alarm system on the case.
“How did we not notice that before?” Pearl says.
“We’re gonna need to disable it,” Nancy says. “I'm not good with technology though.”
“I browse SeaTok every day, I think I know enough about technology,” Pearl says confidently.
She grabs a hold of the alarm and cracks it open to reveal a bunch of wires.
“Oh Neptune…”
Cut back to Krabs, who keeps rustling in bed. He eventually rolls right off his bed and wakes up.
“I'll get you, ya scallop scallywags!” he mumbles before realizing it was just a dream. “Oh good, me money is safe and sound.”
Krabs walks downstairs to get some breakfast, despite it being 2 in the morning. He opens the smart fridge, which shows him the time.
“Two in the morning? I need to go back to bed,” Krabs says to himself as he closes the fridge.
Meanwhile, Pearl is messing with the several wires in the alarm system. She eventually sees a “disable” label next to a tiny button.
“Bingo!” she says in triumph.
She pushes the button, which disables the alarm system. Pearl takes off her shoe and throws it at the glass. However, it's no use.
“Darn it, we need something stronger.”
“I have high heels-” Jennifer can't finish her sentence before Pearl takes one of her high heels and throws it at the display, successfully shattering it without triggering an alarm.
“Let's loot!” the three of them say at the same time, but not before being caught by Mr. Krabs.
“AHA! I knew it!” Krabs yells. “Me money wasn't safe overnight! I'm calling the cops!”
“Oh no…” Nancy says.
Meanwhile, Squidina is digging her way out of the jail cell with her tentacles.
“This'll take a millenium… or millennia…”
She then notices the spacing of the jail bars is just enough for her to squeeze through.
“Why don't more cartoon characters notice this?” She squeezes out of the cell and sees the chaos that is occurring.
“Oh ho ho, I see we got a quartet,” Krabs says arrogantly.
“I'll have you know my IQ is above zero!” Squidina yells.
“Congratulations, you have a brain. Now taste guard worm!”
Krabs then notices that his guard worm is distracted with a gnarled up crowbar.
“Fiddlesticks.”
Just then, an alarm goes off.
“Ha! Losers! That alarm calls the cops!” Krabs says.
“Crud. Run!” Pearl yells as she pulls the other three by their arms.
“My arms aren't as stretchy as they look, you know!” Squidina says.
Pearl let's go of the girls’ arms, and the four of them all rush towards the front door, which is blocked.
“Thought you could escape, huh?” Krabs says intimidatingly.
They all hear police sirens outside, and a golden police car pulls up in front. A female cop shows up, and the alarm system is automatically disabled.
“Wait, this is our chance,” Squidina says. “RUN FOR IT!”
The four of them sprint out the door, but all of them except for Squidina are caught and arrested.
“You're going to jail for quite a while, you three,” the cop says.
“At least Squidina made it out alive,” Nancy says hopefully.
“Hey, cool car,” the cop says, snickering at the B.R.A.T.Z. vehicle.
“It was my mother’s…” Jennifer says.
Cut to Squidina, who is wearing a very expensive necklace.
“Oh yeah, this bling is so fly I could start rapping!”
Squidina starts to rap the fast part of Rap God right before the episode abruptly ends.
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