The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony (Chapter 5)

Chapter 5 is the fifth chapter of The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "The Fire".
==Plot==
(Few moments later, Timon and Pumbaa arrive back at the Pride Lands in Pride Rock after taking a long trip back from the Meerkat Town as they are happy to meet Simba and the Pride Landers again after a lesson)
*Timon: We're finally home! It is good to be back at Pride Rock after a long trip.
*Pumbaa: Boy, today is a long day for us.
*Zazu: You boys are back!
*Simba: Welcome home. How was the long trip?
*Timon: It was really good. You don't believe what we have saw today?
*Pumbaa: Timon's old friends!
*Zazu: Whoa, you have more friends on your own?
*Simba: Is it Mody and Dacey?
*Timon: Not just our friends. We saw Outsiders attacking the town.
*Simba: Oh no. Did you manage to beat them?
*Pumbaa: Yes. We beat all the Outsiders at one. They were boys this time.
*Zazu: Jeez, who knew the Outsiders got these wacky boys other than a cub and a crazy one before the exile.
*Timon: Outsiders are scary, nasty and ruthless!
*Pumbaa: Ooh boy, they sure do love to make fun and make a appitie out of a innocent animal.
*Simba: Never forget the incident the other day when Zira tries to come back into our land.
*Zazu: She's never welcome back, neither is Scar since that wicked king is dead.
*Kiara: *show up* Timon and Pumbaa!
*Timon: Hey, Kiara! Hi!
*Pumbaa: *hug Kiara* Did you miss us while we were gone.
*Kiara: Yeah, of course.
*Zazu: Sarabi has taken good care of her while we were off and returned a while ago.
*Simba: Pride Rock seem to be in good shape right now.
*Nala: We all have heard from what's going on.
*Simba: Oh, hey Nala. Didn't see you there.
*Sarabi: Who knew these boys got something in common.
*Timon: Like what?
*Pumbaa: Anything particular?
*Sarabi: You boys are our favorite helpers.
*Timon: Yes we are. We volunteer into everything in need of help.
*Pumbaa: We do all the real work around here.
*Zazu: Think about building a rock for yourselves.
*Timon: Uh... we're fine.
*Pumbaa: We already live in a rock.
*Simba: Silly guys. You have us.
*Timon: And of course, we have you. Isn't it obvious?
*Pumbaa: If you guess so.
*Zazu: No questions doubt or asked. It's all good.
*Timon: Well thanks, Zazu.
*Pumbaa: You all know the answer.
*Kiara: I had a good day today.
*Timon: I can't believe you didn't wander off today.
*Kiara: Nope.
*Pumbaa: That's good to hear.
*Sarabi: We took good care of Kiara while you guys were out.
*Sarafina: She didn't run off to anything dangerous.
*Nala: Glad we keep her safe in the rock to avoid any trouble.
*Simba: What a day we're having.
*Zazu: No trouble in the making.
*Nala: No problems this time.
*Timon: Our work here is done.
*Pumbaa: Yeah. We got the life lessons done.
*Simba: You boys are doing good. I'm impressed.
*Timon: Can't say it myself.
*Pumbaa: We hit the spot.
*Zazu: It's all good now.
*Simba: So boys. What did you learn all the way down at Meerkat Town?
*Timon: Meanings. You know, like terms.
*Pumbaa: We met new friends and praise us for our heroism. They treat us nicely more than the colony back at the jungle.
*Simba: What did you actually learned? Any new meaning?
*Timon: A new motto! Say it Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: When the going get tough. The tough get going!
*Simba: Oh. Amazing! For that's the new motto for Hakuna Matata?
*Timon: That motto is our own philoshy!
*Pumbaa: I kinda missed Hakuna Matata so much. I wish we went back with the phrase and live out without worries.
*Timon: Pumbaa, you always been living without worries for years. It's time to move on and focus on being brave and tough like lions.
*Pumbaa: What? You don't understand. What about the people back at the jungle? Are we ditching them now after learning something new?
*Timon: Oh no. Now you're not paying attention.
*Pumbaa: I am paying attention! You're looking at me!
*Timon: But you're not following directions.
*Pumbaa: I am!
*Timon: You're just daydreaming!
*Pumbaa: What our philosy suppose to mean? We're suppose to have a motto where we don't worry about problems, but standing tough!
*Timon: Oh Pumbaa. You're stuck in the past. Why don't you let it go and live out with the new instead?
*Pumbaa: I'm not the type of guy that beat out strong animals you know!
*Simba: Guys, stop fighting!
*Zazu: Enough!
*Timon: What?
*Pumbaa: Yeah Timon. You know what.
*Simba: Guys, chill out. Just because you learn something new doesn't mean the old motto you know isn't going away.
*Zazu: This is pretty much why you always learn a few new words in your dictionary.
*Timon: You heard the hornbill.
*Pumbaa: Alright! I'll accept.
*Simba: Good.
*Zazu: You will hear these words forever in your heads.
*Nala: Never lose hope in the savannah. You will always be with us.
*Timon: Never lose hope. Got it. We'll never give up anywhere we go.
*Pumbaa: And that's how we work on our errands.
*Kiara: There's always still time to practice before the main event.
*Timon: For now on, we will learn something new and live out with it by learning a few new tricks.
*Pumbaa: Do we still get to do our little Hakuna Matata after all?
*Timon: Yes. We will still do Hakuna Matata after all.
*Pumbaa: Yay! I got no worries for the rest of my days!
*Simba: Oh boys.
*Zazu: Why are they still in the pride? Why did you hire these wise guys to work with?
*Simba: Zazu, they're the only guys I can hire to work with. They have been my adoptive uncles since the jungle.
*Zazu: Adoptive uncles?! Oh Simba, you're dreaming. I thought a lion took great care of you and not a meerkat and a warthog.
*Simba: Mufasa took care great of me. Even Timon and Pumbaa did at the jungle when I was lost.
*Zazu: Who thought a motto with no worries can save a life when getting saved by a cliff is consirdered being a helper.
*Timon: Are you talking about us?
*Simba: Oh, no. Not you guys. We were just chatting.
*Pumbaa: Oh. I thought you guys were messing with us.
*Zazu: Just talking among ourselves and how great you guys perform in the pride.
*Timon: We are excellent performers. We can name a few tricks to entertain you. *hold some rocks and juggle*
*Pumbaa: And we're unique!
*Timon: Unique! That's right. I like the sound of it. Unique!
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata!
*Timon: No worries, buddy.
*Pumbaa: Our work here is done for the day. Ah, we needed a break.
(Back at the Outlands, the Outsiders are still at the termite mounds while hunting some grubs and training while knocking some Outsiders out of the way. Zira watches them miserably while her group return with Kovu on the way.)
*Outsider #1: Zira, we're back from hunting.
*Zira: Welcome back. Did you manage to find some food during your search party?
*Outsider #2: We did find plenty of fruits to eat. Kovu ate one of the last watermeleons.
*Kovu: He he he.
*Zira: Did you really ate all the fruits?!
*Kovu: Uh... mom. I was just hungry in the dry land.
*Zira: Why weren't you sharing?!
*Kovu: They did share. Half of it.
*Zira: Half of it?! Oh why weren't you listening. You were suppose to train for your next plan to kill Simba. Oh shame on you!
*Outsider #3: We're still out of water and food to feed.
*Outsider #4: The bugs ate all the apples on our way to the fruit stand.
*Zira: Kovu, go back to your spot and train for your hunt.
*Kovu: Alright mother. *walk back to his spot*
*Zira: As for you guys, go find some grubs to kill and eat! There's the only foods we can offer to hunt.
*Outsider #5: You're making us eat bugs for dinner? Blah! Fine! Let's go.
*Outsider #6: I'm gonna be sick after we hunt.
*Zira: Such poor little workers that can't handle their own pride right.
*Outsider Boy #1: We're home, boss.
*Zira: Back so soon? Ooh. You're all sweating. Did you sturggle finding some water on your way out?
*Outsider Boy #1: It was something else.
*Outsider Boy #2: We found the meerkat and warthog, but they were too fast to catch.
*Outsider Boy #3: We lost the fight.
*Zira: You what?! Oh, shame on you! You were suppose to hunt down the allies of Simba! But you failed me and let me down! How dare you dishonor me like that?!
*Outsider Boy #1: Sorry boss. But we tried.
*Outsider Boy #2: There was no way to beat them.
*Outsider Boy #3: They were unstoppable.
*Zira: Unstoppable?! You should have use your words wisely! But you shame on me. I promise a victory on hunting the duo, but you let me down like always. You'll never be as superior like me! *knock down a outsider boy* Don't you step aside when you fail on tasks like your previous hunt over a zebra.
*Outsider Boy #1: I surrender! I surrender!
*Zira: You shouldn't surrender when you fail the first time in the task you were given for the day.
*Outsider Boy #2: We beg for no mercy, master.
*Outsider Boy #3: Just give us another chance.
*Zira: There are no second chances in my pride. We don't do second chances. You three failed for the day. Now go back to your spot and think what you've done, fools.
*Outsider Boy #1: Let's go boys. Our plan on killing the duo has failed.
*Outsider Boy #2: Gosh, we're starving like heck here.
*Outsider Boy #3: We're never gonna get a real meal in the savannah.
*Zira: You'll never learn to be a true Outsider.
*Vitani: *show up with Nuka* Mommy, look what I found! *show a dead butterfly to Zira*
*Zira: Nice. It should dead as it should be.
*Nuka: Eat it. It's yummy.
*Vitani: No. It's disgusting. Why don't you try?
*Nuka: I'm ain't trying something.
*Zira: How about you take a bite of the dead beast. How about that?
*Nuka: Okay. I'll go. *eat a butterfly and spit it out* Pfft! That's disgusting! Why would you feed me that thing?!
*Vitani: Ha! You always eat garbage after garbage.
*Nuka: This is your fault!
*Vitani: You found it first.
*Zira: Enough chit-chatting! I think you had enough of hunting for the day. It's over. Go on. Goodbye. Have a nice day and I'll see you tomorrow for your next hunt.
*Vitani: Fine. We'll see about that, brother.
*Nuka: Don't try to make me a fool out of me!
*Zira: Go! Now!
*Vitani: Right.
*Nuka: Let's go. *he and Vitani head out*
*Zira: I wonder why fools like them never learn to fail like Kovu. *glare*
(Back at the Hakuna Matata jungle, the meerkats are still enjoying their life at the jungle by serving some drinks and eating grubs while chilling in the pool as Ma and Uncle Max watches the colony celebrate their fun in the jungle while wondering about their kid)
*Uncle Max: Honey, can't you believe the colony is going great as always?
*Ma: Yeah. We're having a peaceful jungle right here on this point.
*Uncle Max: We're on point! No more problems to worry since the tunnels days.
*Ma: I feel like we haven't dig a tunnel in seasons.
*Uncle Max: No need to dig tunnels anymore. The jungle is all you need with a lot of paradise.
*Ma: What about some mud and clay?
*Uncle Max: Oh, no need to use them to make some art. Even Iron Joe is still having a good time in the jungle right now.
*Iron Joe: Woo hoo! I am having a great time and I am happy now! Woo!
*Ma: Yeah, he can have all the good time he want.
*Uncle Max: Joe has been this happy since we moved in.
*Ma: So, what about Timon?
*Uncle Max: What about him? I thought he moved happily ever after to the sharpest rock in the Pride Lands.
*Ma: Timon haven't return to the jungle for seasons and I wonder why.
*Uncle Max: Maybe he went out happily in his new life.
*Ma: Who knows? Maybe we'll go talk to Monzo and Della about Timon's whereabouts.
*Uncle Max: You think?
*Ma: Yeah, let's go.
*Uncle Max: What these guys got to do with us?
(At Mody and Dacey's Cave, Monzo and Della prepare some grub salad while Mody and Dacey play some tic-tac-toe together prior to lunch)
*Monzo: Ah. Fresh grub salad for lunch.
*Della: Eureka. The perfect grub salad we needed to make.
*Moznzo: It's all done. Come on boys! Your favorite dish is ready to be served.
*Della: Serve yourselves!
*Mody: Grub salad!
*Dacey: Coming right up.
*Monzo: Dig in boys. We made it with a lot of effort.
*Della: All fresh and healthy to chew on.
*Mody: Oh yeah. Time to eat up.
*Dacey: Let's go. *he and the family eat some grub salad* Mmm, so good.
*Monzo: It never get old.
*Della: It does taste delicicous with love and care.
*Ma: *show up with Uncle Max* Hey Monzo and Della. Sorry to interupt. We just needed to talk.
*Monzo: Hello my friends. Come on in.
*Uncle Max: Ooh, is that grub salad? My personal favorite.
*Mody: Anyone want some?
*Dacey: I heard it's good.
*Ma: Oh, no need. We're good. Have any of you guys seen Timon?
*Monzo: Timon? Didn't he already left a while back?
*Della: I thought he was going to come back for some family visit, but he never show up back here.
*Monzo: He probably must have move on to some big pointy rock like he always wanted to go.
*Della: Isn't his dream home the jungle he wanted to move in? Oh wait, we're already here!
*Ma: I miss Timon so much! I wonder how he's doing back at Pride Rock.
*Uncle Max: He haven't send a message to us like last time! What's going on?!
*Monzo: Listen you two. The past is over and today is the future. Your son isn't always going to stay at the jungle forever. I think it's time to move on with your lives and stop talking about the past.
*Uncle Max: That handy Timon boy haven't return in seasons. I wonder what's taking him so long to visit.
*Ma: He might have forgotten about us. How can a family member forget about their own relatives?
*Della: At least, we have our boys living together in harmony. They love the jungle here.
*Mody: Oh yeah. I'm kicking the spot.
*Dacey: No worries. Hakuna Matata.
*Ma: Oh, that's good of you. Sorry to bother about Timon. I think we're gonna head off and call it a day.
*Uncle Max: You don't like to tell us where our members are, do you?
*Monzo: Of course not. You're stepping on my property.
*Uncle Max: How so?
*Monzo: Didn't you know that we're having lunch?!
*Uncle Max: Lunch? Then why don't you share some of your grubs to us?!
*Ma: Uncle Max, let's go!
*Uncle Max: Fine! We'll be back. In a day, or two. I am watching you. *point Monzo's eye to him and leave*
*Monzo: Why these leaders have to bother me when we're having our free time here.
*Della: I had no idea.
*Mody: Just eat. You'll like it more than the talk.
*Dacey: It's no big deal.
(Ma and Uncle Max left Mody and Dacey's Cave as they walk back on their way home in the path)
*Ma: I can't believe those guys. They are forgetting about Timon.
*Uncle Max: Who need them when we have Mody and Dacey? They're trustworthy more than their parents.
*Ma: They have happen to be longtime friends of Timon. We also haven't heard anything from Pumbaa in a while.
*Uncle Max: You mean the fat stinky warthog? Oof! Who would wanna stink with a friend like that?
*Ma: He's different like us. Also, we're meerkats and meerkats are suppose to dig and watch out for predators on the run.
*Uncle Max: I faced a predator once and it was always a hyena.
*Ma: Glad we stopped running away from hyenas since we moved here.
*Uncle Max: And I thought most of the adult hyenas give up on hunting after the death of Scar.
(Ma and Uncle Max head over to their hut home as they make some grub shake and think about the future)
*Ma: Can't you believe it been seasons since we moved here?
*Uncle Max: Yeah, what about it?
*Ma: Think about the future we're gonna get. Remember how we used to change diapers on meerkats and let them go to school? We don't do that anymore in the jungle.
*Uncle Max: And how many tunnels and walls tear down when we used to dig like moles.
*Ma: I am proud of Timon for accomlishing his dreams. He's not the Timon he used to be when he was a kid. Now that he's grown, he got a place of his own to live.
*Uncle Max: How did he went from living in a jungle to living in a rock?
*Ma: Timon told us that the rock got everything, much like the jungle was. We should have moved to the rock with the duo and give orders to Simba at that time.
*Uncle Max: Well forget it. Old news is old news and we're proud of the home we got other than the desert.
*Ma: We don't live in sand. We live by the trees.
*Uncle Max: The jungle has happen to be close to Rafiki's tree and I'm shocked!
*Ma: Oh well. We're gonna miss Timon as usual and one day, he's gonna form a colony of his own full of meerkats.
*Uncle Max: If he were to rule a colony, he better not act like a screw-up like his old self in the good old days of digging.
*Ma: Can't mess with the tunnels.
*Uncle Max: No need to worry about the troubles right now.
*Ma: I thought everything was fine right now.
*Uncle Max: And what is going on back at Pride Rock recently?
(Back at the Pride Lands at Pride Rock, it is night time as Timon and Pumbaa head to their room to set up their bed for the night after a long day of exploring Meerkat Town)
*Timon: Man, the tough is always going when we stand tough and fight the bad.
*Pumbaa: Every day feel like a different episode.
*Timon: How do you know?
*Pumbaa: Um... well... different moments, same scienros, same rhymes.
*Timon: I don't understand what you're saying. Today has been magciflent. We went to a meerkat colony full of intellagence and all the people there are treated nice.
*Pumbaa: Boy, who knew the Duke look like an actual duke after all with a crown.
*Timon: And I thought Rafiki holding a stick was random.
*Pumbaa: What's next we're gonna see? Simba wearing a crown?
*Timon: Ha! Who knows? He's the Lion King after all. He get to rule the whole world with the animals.
*Pumbaa: Nothing can stand into our way of singing mottos and following the rhythms of the pride.
*Timon: Bygones be bygones. Yeah. Straight outta the Outlands and in with the Pride Lands.
*Pumbaa: But we're not bad people that live in the Outlands.
*Timon: I know my porcine pal. It's an expression.
*Simba: *show up* Hey guys. Great work today at Meerkat Town. I'm so impressed.
*Pumbaa: Aw, Simba. You never fail to impress us.
*Timon: You always make a fine king like your father.
*Simba: Thanks again. I heard Kiara is about to train for her first hunt. Think you can keep an eye on her freqnquitly?
*Pumbaa: Yes. We will watch Kiara more frenquilty without seeing her go like what happen the other day.
*Timon: We will not let you down again.
*Simba: Good. You know how many seasons are gonna go by and how much time Kiara will grow up. What if she fall into danger again and get eaten by crocodiles? We don't want that to happen, do we?
*Pumbaa: No!
*Timon: Never ever. I can't imagine how Kiara falls to the pit of sharps.
*Simba: Don't be so dramatic when you react to Kiara falling into trouble.
*Pumbaa: We don't wanna be put to trouble again and get into detention for the rest of our lives.
*Timon: I don't wanna get kicked out. I'm too young to die!
*Simba: You know your lesson for the next coming days.
*Timon and Pumbaa: Correct.
*Simba: Good. See you later and have a good night. *leave*
*Timon: Simba is always giving us some good luck here.
*Pumbaa: I love when good moments happen in the Pride Lands.
*Timon: Let's see how the future stand out in the coming seasons.
*Pumbaa: Kiara's first hunt is gonna be so emotional.
*Timon: We'll see about that. *hop on to his nest bed* Goodbye bud.
*Pumbaa: Goodnight to you and sweet dreams with no bed bugs! *sleep with Timon*
*Timon: *narrate* And so, we went to adventures and faced off some Outsiders in a meerkat territory. How exciting.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We met some old and new friends there and learned a new meaning.
*Timon: *narrate* It all take one step to learn something new and go tough with a new motto.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* That's how legends are. By time, we will keep learning until we learn something new while raising Kiara before the first hunt.
(Seasons later at Pride Rock, Timon and Pumbaa wake up from their room while stretching their body in their nest in every morning)
*Timon: Ah yeah. What a day.
*Pumbaa: Good morning Timon.
*Timon: Good morning Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: Ready to start a new day.
*Timon: Ooh wee. After a long day yesterday, we're gonna have another one.
*Pumbaa: Do we always get long days?
*Timon: Not really. Sometimes.
*Pumbaa: What can go right?
*Timon: Why are you guessing?
*Pumbaa: Beats me.
*Zazu: *show up flying and land* Good morning Timon and Pumbaa! Today's the day Kiara is going to go out to hunt for the first time.
*Timon: Oh my gosh! She's already grown?
*Pumbaa: It been seasons.
*Zazu; She's ready for her first hunt. Come on outside and let's see her walk out of the rock.
*Timon: We gotta see it! Come on!
*Pumbaa: We can't be late!
*Zazu: Wait up! Oh please, why do they always have to rush on the first day of hunting? *fly to catch up*
(Timon and Pumbaa reach outside of Pride Rock as they show up with the lioness with Zazu, Rafiki, Simba and Nala as Kiara emerges from over a hill on the trail)
*Timon: We're here on time.
*Pumbaa: I knew we would make it without being late like last time.
*Timon: Look, here come Kiara.
*Pumbaa: She look like an adult now, like us.
*Timon: *he and Pumbaa embrace goofily* Ah ha! She's big like Simba.
*Pumbaa: She's gonna do great on her first hunt.
*Timon: Look how trained she is.
*Pumbaa: She look like she's ready to hunt on her own like catching an antelope.
*Timon: Don't tell me she's gonna do it on her own.
*Pumbaa: If true, our babysitting days are over.
*Timon: Which means, no more feeding grubs and no more looking out for each other.
*Pumbaa: Just like the old times. In fact, she doesn't need a tutor to teach her a lot. Unless... *he and Timon break into tears*
*Timon: I love when people grow up so quick.
*Pumbaa: It make my eyes watery.
*Timon: Like a angel! She make those eyes like rings! *stop crying*
*Pumbaa: It sure does like a flower. *stop crying*
*Timon: Maybe she doesn't need help after all.
*Pumbaa: Or not if we were given any task to do.
*Timon: Simba know what he's gonna say next.
*Pumbaa: Who knows.
*Simba: *quietly* Make sure she doesn't get hurt.
(Timon and Pumbaa begin humming in a show of nonchalance, and sidle away off the rock until they drop over the side and out of view. Scene switches to the open fields, where Timon and Pumbaa are following after Kiara. We see Pumbaa's tail sticking up above the grass. Timon rises up next to it, sees the tail, yelps in surprise, and ducks back down. The two cross a clearing military-fashion, sniffing the air, and they dart from tree to tree with SWAT-team-style "Hup! Hup! Hup!" noises. Timon leaps into a hollow log and gestures as though with a two-way radio.)
*Timon: Tango-Charley-Alpha. What's your position?
*Pumbaa: *confused* Uhhh... Upright... *now smiling* head turned slightly to the left... tail erect.
*Timon: Why do I bother? *he scans the horizon, framing Kiara in his fingers* Ah hah. Pumbaa, I saw her sneaking up on the antelopes.
*Pumbaa: Oh, is she gonna kill one?
*Timon: No! She's gonna hunt when she actually hunt.
*Pumbaa: Simba know that we better keep an eye on her so she doesn't get hurt.
*Timon: But we don't want Kiara to put us in trouble again like last time.
*Pumbaa: Keep looking where we could see her.
*Timon: Jeez Pumbaa. You made me do all the hard work around here.
*Pumbaa: I'm not trying to rush you to get the job done.
*Timon: Easy clue here, pal. *he and Pumbaa shriek from the antelopes running* This must be where the deer and the antelope play!
(As the antelope pass, Timon and Pumbaa shriek again when they turn and see Kiara standing there, panting. Timon recovers and chuckles guiltily as Kiara recovers her breath, panting.}
*Kiara: *sternly* Timon... what are you doing here?
*Timon: Uh... shopping! We thought a nice pelt for the den... some throw pillows, *Pumbaa nods in the background* a little potpourri...
*Kiara: My father sent you. After he promised to let me do this on my own-- he lied!
*Timon: No... he just doesn't want you to get hurt!
*Kiara: I should have known he'd never give me a real chance. *runs past them, still breathing hard* I'll do this on my own. Away from the Pride Lands!
*Timon: Hey! Wait! Come back! Oh... who can keep track of her? Kiara-- come back! *he hops up on Pumbaa, and they run after her-- but she's far ahead already* Oh... she's gone again! Somebody's gotta tie a boomerang around her neck! Somebody's gotta get a beeper for this kid!
*Pumbaa: Timon, calm down! We'll find her when we get there!
*Timon: Why does she always have to run off like this?!
*Pumbaa: You're the one that suppose to find her, not make her escape!
*Timon: Dude, she's a grown-up now! She can head off on her own, but not outside of the Pride Lands!
*Pumbaa: You're making me nervous here.
*Timon: You made me nervous first, and Kiara!
*Pumbaa: What does Kiara have to do with our lives?!
*Timon: I don't know. Maybe you're daydreaming and not paying attention to what you're doing. *spot Vitani and Nuka spreading out fire* Oh no.
*Pumbaa: Oh, no. Now you're in trouble.
*Timon: Not trouble. *point at Vitani and Nuka* That!
*Pumbaa: Who are those guys?
*Timon: They look like strange lions setting up a fire here which means, they look like Zira's Outsiders!
*Pumbaa: Outsiders?! No! We must tell Simba about it!
*Timon: They're gonna burn the Pride Lands with fire! That's not good!
*Pumbaa: Oh, Kiara! What about Kiara?
*Timon: We're forgetting abou her.
*Pumbaa: The fire is starting to expand! We must go!
*Timon: Quick Pumbaa! Run to the nearest exit!
*Pumbaa: Evacuate!
(The animals run from the fire as Timon and Pumbaa run into the wild while the fire is spreading across the Pride Lands)
*Timon: Shoot! It smell like burning roast chicken in here.
*Pumbaa: I smell like bacon when the steam is burning.
*Timon: Don't get close to the fire.
*Pumbaa: Do not touch the fire!
*Timon: Find a nearest exit and get out!
*Pumbaa: Right behind you!
(As Timon and Pumbaa continue to run, we head over to a high knoll above the flames as the Outsider Boys spy on Timon and Pumbaa as Zira order them to go after the duo)
*Zira: Boys, while I send Kovu to go after Kiara, it's now your chance to go after that meerkat and warthog.
*Outsider Boy #1: We won't let you down, master.
*Outsider Boy #2: Now it is the time to serve with ham and beef!
*Outsider Boy #3: It's time for dinner, boys! *he and the boys head out to hunt*
*Zira: *laugh* The plan is still in motion. This is the key to killing Simba in the Pride Lands.
(Back with Timon and Pumbaa, the duo is still running from the broken rocks and falling trees while trying to escape from the fire)
*Timon: Look out!
*Pumbaa: The fire is effecting the trees.
*Timon: What is going on?
*Pumbaa: I had no idea what is happening.
*Timon: First we lost Kiara and now, we had a fire in the savannah. What's next we can lose?
*Pumbaa: We give up too soon by seeing an edge! *stop as he see an edge to the dead end*
*Timon: Yikes! Not the edge! It's a dead end! There's no way out!
*Pumbaa: *see a tree falling apart* We got nowhere to go, but to jump!
*Timon: You're crazy? You're gonna get yourself killed!
*Pumbaa: It's just water! We fall off the Gorge before. We can do it again like last time.
*Timon: I'm too young to die.
*Pumbaa: We better jump. The tree's about to fall off.
*Timon: You're right. Time to say goodbye to this cruel world!
*Pumbaa: Okay! On three. One, two, three! *he and Timon jump off the edge as the tree fall into the ground where they were standing*
(While Timon and Pumbaa fall off the edge, Timon pauses the movie in the theater while in a rush)
*Timon: I gotta make it quick! I'll pause for a second while I get up and go to the bathroom!
*Pumbaa: Make it quick! I wanna see what happen next!
*Timon: Right after my rest-stop! *clatters off-screen*
*Pumbaa: *cracks his neck one way and then the other grunting* Hmm! *scratches his head, sniffs, hum "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts", and causually see a fly flying as he tries to catch the fly and use his hands to kill it, looking at it and try to eat it as open his mouth with his tongue out* Aw, disgusting. *hear the sound of walking and hide his tongue.
*Timon: *return to the room and his seat* I'm back Pumbaa! What are you eating?
*Pumbaa: Uh?
*Timon: What Uh? Were you eating something?
*Pumbaa: No. I had an itch on my tongue! *show the fly in his tongue*
*Timon: Is that a fly?
*Pumbaa: Yes, but I kill it anyways. *spit out the fly in the seat*
*Timon: Oh great Pumbaa! Way to spit out the grub in the theater while you should have spit it out in the garbage can!
*Pumbaa: There was no place to spit the fly out!
*Timon: You should have come to the bathroom with me earlier.
*Pumbaa: Well it's too late. Next time, I'm bringing in some peanuts to chew on! *hold a remote to resume the movie*
(The movie continues as Timon and Pumbaa scream off the edge and land in the water as they swim out of the pond amid from the fire in the savannah)
*Timon: Shoot. That was a close one.
*Pumbaa: Glad we survived!
*Timon: We almost burned to ashes.
*Pumbaa: At least, I'm not gonna be a bacon tonight!
*Outsider Boy #1: *show up* Or not! *attack Pumbaa*
*Timon: Pumbaa!
*Outsider Boy #2: Get the meat!
*Pumbaa: Leave me alone! *fight the outsider boys*
*Timon: Oh no. Oh, no no. Outsiders?!
*Outsider Boy #3: Hello again, meerkat! *try to kill Timon*
*Timon: *run off from a outsider* Ah!
*Pumbaa: *bump the outsider boys* Get out, get out, get out!
*Outsider Boy #1: Take this! *scratch Pumbaa*
*Pumbaa: Ooh! *use his tusk to slam down a outsider boy*
*Outsider Boy #2: Dang it!
*Timon: Oh, you forgot this! *jump and bite a outsider boy's ear*
*Outsider Boy #3: Aurgh! My ear!
*Pumbaa: Look out! Here come Pumbaa! *scream and push the Outsider Boys to the rock*
*Outsider Boy #1: Oof! What kind of Pride Lander are you?
*Pumbaa: I am a speed... beast! *snorts like a bull*
*Outsider Boy #1: Speed beast?! Retreat boys! Run away! *he and the boys escape*
*Timon: Yeah! Take that you little vagrants!
*Pumbaa: These bums have no place to learn and know better.
*Timon: They're no better than that loudsy Zira.
*Pumbaa: First they attacked the meerkat territory and now, they attacked the Pride Lands. What are they gonna attack next? The jungle?
*Timon: Oh, no. No no no! Not when we got friends like Mody and Dacey here!
*Pumbaa: What about the people we know like Ma and Uncle Max?
*Timon: The jungle we brought them was suppose to be a place with no predators and no worries. We can't imagine them suffering to their deaths by these outsider freaks.
*Pumbaa: Timon, look! I see Kiara being saved by an Outsider!
*Timon: Another Outsider already?! Come on!
*Pumbaa: What is going on? Is this a dream turned nightmare coming true?
(Timon and Pumbaa catch up in the other side while sneaking in the grass while spying on Kiara and Kovu reuniting as Simba and the Pride Lands show up to confront them)
*Kovu: What are you doing?
*Kiara: *recongnizing him* Kovu?
*Simba: *show up* Kiara!
*Timon: Kovu? Is that Kovu? The little maraca?
*Pumbaa: He grew up to become a drum.
*Timon: What is he doing here? I thought he was kicked out with the rest of the Outsiders. Oh, this is no good in the Circle of Life to bring in bad people in the pride.
*Pumbaa: He and his fellow Outsiders are infamous for attacking Simba after the death of Scar.
*Timon: Tell me about it. Remember the day when Zira almost attacked us and tried to kill Nala, Rafiki and Zazu? That was awful!
*Pumbaa: Who thought bringing a Outsider to trust was a good idea? We don't trust Kovu at all!
*Timon: Never trust an Outsider by it's rogue.
*Pumbaa: We know when Simba have a chance to judge. In fact, we're in debt.
*Timon: We owe Simba's daughter. It's a good thing she was saved by a Outsider we don't trust. *disgust* Err.
*Pumbaa: I would rather trust a hyena by its spot.
*Timon: Or a jackal.
*Pumbaa: Tell that to a cape dog too!
*Timon: Ugh, let's just go home and relax.
*Pumbaa: Hmph! Riffraff.
(As Timon, Pumbaa and the Pride Landers head back to Pride Rock with Kovu, far from the savannah, Zira watch most of the savannah burned due to her actions as the Outsider Boys show up back, defeated)
*Zira: This is a set up. We should have burned the whole savannah with the rock instead for next time. *see the outsider boys* Can I help you?
*Outsider Boy #1: We tried... again. We lost.
*Zira: Lost?! Oh, what in a name! You should have known better than this. You failed me to win by your goals and got beaten by that meerkat and warthog. You shame me again! *knock out a outsider*
*Outsider Boy #1: Oof! We are so busted.
*Outsider Boy #2: We could have eaten the meerkat instead.
*Outsider Boy #3: I saw Kovu going after the Pride Landers. Can we join him on killing Simba?
*Zira: No! You're grounded. You're done for the day! No more hunts for you until I give you a new task to do. Retreat back to the Outlands, NOW!
*Outsider Boy #1: Come on boys. Our day is ruined by that stinky warthog and meerkat.
*Outsider Boy #2: We haven't eaten anything for years!
*Outsider Boy #3: No wonder why Nuka and Vitani are superior than us!
*Zira: I only send out my kids to go after the good guys, unless a trainee is chosen to fail by it's first practice. *laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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