Pac-Man World 3/Transcript

The full transcript for Pac-Man World 3. Note that not all lines may be exactly how the subtitles list them. Lines in bold are not used in the final game, but are found in the game's sound files; as such, they will be placed at their approximate area in context. 
NOTE: Blinky and Clyde will be referred to by their original names in this script despite the error in their names found in the game. 
== Intro Cutscene ==
(The game opens with a panoramic view of Pac-Village, and stops at Pac-Man's house. His wife, Ms. Pac-Man, is looking for her son and her husband's cake.)
Ms. Pac-Man: Junior? Juniooor? JUNIOR?! Junior, you didn't happen to see the... (Jr. Pac-Man pops out, holding his dad's birthday cake.) Aww, thanks, schnookie. Happen to see any sign of the birthday boy?
Pac-Man: (as he passes through the gate) Did someone say cake? Mmmm...cherry meringue, sugar-stuffed Power Pellet a'lorange? You shouldn't have!
Ms. Pac-Man: Well, you only turn twenty-five once.
Pac-Man: It just sounds so...old...
== Bot Boneyard ==
(It is revealed that Pac-Man has been teleported to the lower parts of the Banni Desert. He falls multiple times down ledges, and lands dizzily.)
Orson: (distorted via Pactrometer) Pac-Man, can you hear me? Outpost calling Yellow Fella! Repeat...can you hear me?
Pac-Man: My Pactrometer! Who's there?
Orson: (distorted via Pactrometer) Pac-Man!!
Pac-Man: The signal's bad here! Some idiot teleported me into a pit...
Orson: (fixes the Pactrometer line on his end) Is that clearer? You shouldn't rush to judgements, Pac-Man; teleportation is not so easy!
Pac-Man: Orson? Is that you? Are you, by any chance, the idiot of whom we speak?
Orson: I had pinpoint control of the 'porter until you squirmed. I would 'port you again, but I can't lock on. Where are you?
Pac-Man: I'm in some sort of...landfill pit. TThere's green goo, some trashed-looking junk, and it smells really bad down here. Really!
Orson: Oh, you're down there. Ewwww. Rather you than me. Make your way upwards; I'll...try to think of some way to help.
Pac-Man: What about the monsters? There's usually monsters at times like this...
(Upon completing the basic tutorials, a group of Armalopes rise from the goo, intent on fighting Pac-Man.)
Pac-Man: Aha, monsters; check! These are the guys that smell so bad, huh?
(Upon activating the first button, the giant robot's windows shatter as it reactivates.)
Pac-Man: Who dumps a giant busted robot? Who made all this weird junk?
(Upon reaching the first elevator.)
Pac-Man: Orson, why am I here?
Orson: Would you believe me if I said the whole world was in danger?
Pac-Man: Let me get back to you on that, buddy...
(Upon activating the second button, 
Pac-Man: It looks like this weird, busted machinery still sort of works...
(Upon activating the third button, the robot's arm reaches into the goo and pulls out a girder, creating a bridge to the other side of it.)
Pac-Man: Orson, who made these robots?
Orson: A nasty creep named Erwin. Typical megalomaniac: hates chocolates and kittens. Heh heh... An only child, I think.
Pac-Man: I know the type! Well, at least I can get across the goo now...
(Upon reaching the second elevator.)
Pac-Man: So, what's this Erwin guy up to?
Orson: It's bad, Pac-Man! Let's just say he threatens Pac-Land, the Spectral Realm, the rest of the world and everything else as well!
(Upon arriving in the final area.)
Orson: Uh-oh... I'm detecting a rise in energy in your sector, Pac-Man...
Pac-Man: Details of my sector's energy should be settled between me and Ms. Pac, thank you very much.
Orson: Please, Pac-Man... Do you see a...swirly thing? (As he says this, a Spectral Monster portal opens.)
Pac-Man: Yeah, yeah, Mr. No Fun. Swirly thing: check. Spewing ghosts: check.
Orson: Not ghosts! Spectral Monsters; tougher than ghosts! You'll need a Power Pellet!
(After defeating all Spectral Monsters.)
Pac-Man: Whoa... Of all the ghostly things I've ever eaten, those were the least pleasant. I need a mint...
Orson: The Spectral Monsters come from the Spectral Realm, which is being syphoned by Erwin...which is why they're in a seriously bad mood.
Pac-Man: The Spectral Realm? Don't you ghosts have something to do with that?
Orson: It's our home, too. Now can you see why I need your help? I don't know exactly what Erwin's up to, but it involves my home...which is why I'm in a seriously bad mood! Come and find me at the outpost; it's just a little bit further.
== Banni Wasteland ==
(Pac-Man reaches the top of the elevator from the Bot Boneyard.)
Pac-Man: Orson, I thought you were going to teleport me?
Orson: The, um... I can't calibrate, Pac-Man... Atmospheric, uh...interference from the, ah, radiation... Oh, just keep following the path; I'm not far away at all.
(Upon reaching another elevator with a Rev Plate.)
Pac-Man: Another one of those Rev-Roll Plates...
== Erwin's Lab Cutscene ==
== Spectral Cliffs ==
(Pac-Man is teleported to the Spectral Realm, dazed at what he sees.)
Pac-Man: Whoa...interesting... What is is this place? Sure looks...bright...
Orson: If my calculations are correct, and they are, you should be in the Spectral Realm, just as planned.
Pac-Man: So this is where you ghosts come from! Not a very homely place.... Remind me why I'm here again, Orson?
== Gogekka Central ==
(Pac-Man is teleported to the deserts of Gogekka, where a huge tower awaits him.)
Pac-Man: WOW!! Solid ground! I recognize that stuff! So...I'm guessing I'm miles away from where I actually have to be, right?
Orson: Frankly, you could do with the exercise, Pac-Man. You're starting to look a bit more spherical than usual.
Pac-Man: HEY!! Ms. Pac-Man like me cuddly! So...what's with the tower?
Orson: The first syphon is located within that building; find it and shut it down.
Pac-Man: (unused) Okay...so what happened to the pink lady?
Orson: (unused) Pinky's fine, Pac-Man. She can help you too.
== Spectral Vale ==
== Zephyr Heights ==
(Pac-Man has been teleported into the middle of a mountain surrounded by Armalopes.)
Pac-Man: Yiiiaaah!! New and exciting place, same risk of being eaten. Welcome to Pac-Life...
(This next line was intended to be used when Pac-Man encounters the Lummox.)
Pac-Man: (unused) Wow... Big, green...obviously hungry!
(After escaping the Lummox area)
Pac-Man: Well, I can't exactly say that's the friendliest welcome I've ever had, Ors!
(After defeating Erwin's Gigatron)
Erwin: My Gigatron... You destroyed my Gigatron! I loved that Gigatron... I remember when it was just a Millitron...
Pac-Man: You may be evil, but at least you love your giant robots.
Erwin: How dare you pity me! Who do you think you are? And what are you calling giant? Don't make me summon my Teradecahydratron! My stepfather made me summon it once... Once.
Pac-Man: Give it up, Erwin! Conquering the universe just doesn't work for shrimpy megalomaniacs with mittens. It's a known thing.
Erwin: UNIVERSE?!?!?!?! That's the last straw, Pac-Man! I have a right mind to have my minions disintemogrificate you! Twice!
Pac Man: Sorry, Erwin! Zero's my limit. (winds up his fist and punches Erwin's hovercraft)
Erwin: This wasn't part of the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
== Ancient Catacombs ==
== Gogekka Heights ==
== Banni Canyon ==
== Toc-Man Battle ==
== Cragstone Bridge ==
== Erwin's Fortress ==
== Dungen Gunden ==
== Spectral Zenith ==
(Pac-Man is teleported to the Spectral Realm for a third and final time. Orson is worried about the Realm's state.)
Orson: This is not good. This is so seriously, indisputably, unbelievably not good. Pac-Man, the whole of the Spectral Realm is collapsing!
Pac-Man: Not good...
Orson: Not good at all! If the Spectral Realm collapses, it'll break through to the real world...and that's the last anyone'll have of kittens and chocolate, and comfort and happiness, for the foreseeable future!
Pac-Man: We'll stop him, Ors. It'll be okay, you'll see. 
(After jumping over a beam of light.)
Pac-Man: Ors, I have to ask: didn't we beat Erwin already? I mean, his syphons are scrap, right?
Orson: It seems not, Pac-Man. This huge energy reading I'm seeing here...it has to be Erwin. Plus, the Spectral Realm is still degrading. Something's not right...
(Upon reaching 
Pac-Man: Ors, if Erwin has practically destroyed the Spectral Realm, is it a good idea for me to be here?
Orson: There's no other choice! It's the only way to penetrate the defenses Erwin has set up around the ancient temple! Erwin is repeating the mistake the Ancients themselves made so many years ago: breaching the meniscus of the Spectral Realm! Except he's doing it on purpose!
Pac-Man: (unused) Oh, yeah; total destruction? That's a good reason.
== Shadow Temple ==
== Ending Cutscene ==
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