The Hat

The Hat is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Patrick, after seeing a cool guy with a hat, buys a hat.
== Characters ==
* Patrick
* Mr. Krabs
* Cool guy with a hat
* Fish crowd
* Cashier
* Squidward
* SpongeBob
* French Narrator
== Story ==
Patrick:What a beautiful day to go eat at the Krusty Krab.
Cool guy:*rides his motorcycle like a god*
Fish crowd:Yay! You're the best! Again!
Patrick:Wow....
Cool guy:I know tubby, wow.
Patrick:What makes him so cool? Mmmh....*sees him riding his motorcycle* i got it! It must be the hat! I should buy a hat and i'll be cool like him!
*bubble transition*
Cashier:Thank you, come again.
Patrick:*gets out of the store* Patrick Star, you're one smart starfish! *enters the Krusty Krab with a smug face, walks like a cool guy while cool background music plays* One cool Krabby Patty please.
Squidward:SpongeBob, one cool Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob:Coming right up!
Patrick:Mmmh....looks good. *takes a bite, then spits it out* BLEH! THIS KRABBY PATTY IS KINDA COLD! SpongeBob, why did you make me a kinda cold Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob:Because you asked for one!
Patrick:No, i asked for a cool one!
SpongeBob:Exactly!
Mr. Krabs:*comes out of his office* I hear complaining! What's going on here?
Patrick:I asked for a cool Krabby Patty, and SpongeBob made me a kinda cold one!
Mr. Krabs:.......So?
Patrick:What do you mean? Do you make cool people kinda cold Krabby Patties?
Mr. Krabs:.........*facepalms* Oh, now i understand. Patrick, there are two meanings to the word cool:One is cool awesome, and the other is cool kinda cold.
Patrick:Uuuhhh.....
Mr. Krabs:Read it on the dictionary. *gives him a dictionary*
Patrick:Uuuh, i don't understand anything.
Mr. Krabs:Hear the dictionary! *makes him listen to an audio book of the dictionary*
French Narrator:43 days later....
Mr. Krabs:It ended! Now, do you understand?
Patrick:No.
Mr. Krabs:Ok who cares. Anyways, you don't really look cool. No offense.
Patrick:But i have a hat!
Mr. Krabs:Did you think a hat would make you cool?
Patrick:Well, earlier this morning, i saw a guy with a hat riding a motorcycle like a god! It was so cool, so i thought a hat would make me cool!
Mr. Krabs:Is the hat what made him cool to you?
Patrick:Yes! I think....wait a minute.....THE MOTORCIRCLE!
Mr. Krabs:Motorcycle.
Patrick:I gotta buy that to be cool! *tries to exit the Krusty Krab, but gets stopped*
Cool guy:Stop!
Patrick:*gasp* The cool guy!
Cool guy:Yeah, it's me. Listen, do you know how many months of practice i did to learn to ride a motorcycle?
Patrick:No.
Cool guy:Neither do i, i don't really remember, but around 24.
Patrick:2000 YEARS?!
Cool guy:No, 2. And i had to practice like, every hour.
Patrick:I can't do that! That's too much for me!
Cool guy:Exactly. But don't try to be cool, just be yourself!
Patrick:You're right!
Squidward:Really? "Just be yourself"? A moral? What a bad ending.
Cool guy:Oh the episode's not over yet. Patrick, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE AN EPIC RIDE IN MY MOTORCYCLE?!
Patrick:HECK YEAH!
Cool guy:*rides the motorcycle, going through deserts and mountains*
Patrick:THIS IS SUPER COOL!
Cool guy:BE READY TO BE EVEN COOLER:WE'RE GOING TO GO TO NORTH KOREA!
French Narrator:56 minutes later....
Cool guy:*rides his motorcycle as fast as he can, while people are shooting him in the distance* THAT WAS A BAD IDEA!
Patrick:YEAH, I GUESS THE REAL MORAL IS:DON'T GO TO NORTH KOREA!
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