Jabbering Jasbre

This is the twentieth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
Jasbre: Don't you just love it when it rains?
CartoonGuy: Nope. Anyways I'm gonna go commit racism so brb.
Jasbre: Okay, I'm gonna sleep now.
Vanessa: So anyway, The Kid LAROI sucks big ass.
Jasbre: Hey Vanessa, what do you think about Looney Tunes?
Vanessa: Just great. Anyway, Fuck Love 3+ is-
Jasbre: Hey Vanessa.
Vanessa: What?!
Jasbre: Hi.
Vanessa: (sighs) Fuck Love 3+ is a waste of-
Jasbre: Productivity? Heh, I just made a golf joke. (He posts a random The Office GIF) Okay I'm really gonna sleep now, I've been up for 36 hours at this point.
Vanessa: Good. Now as I was saying-
Jasbre: I think it's time to blow this scene. 
Get everybody and their stuff together.
Ok? 
3, 2, 1
Let's jam!
Vanessa: Okay, that's it.
Jasbre: Hey, where'd your music log go?
Vanessa: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Jasbre: Just like my penis amirite?
Vanessa: (sighs again) Just let me talk please.
Jasbre: Okay sorry ma’am.
Vanessa: Thank you, finally.
Jasbre: Hey hey hey I just found out that some random SpongeBob writer writes for this random cartoon now.
Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
CartoonGuy: Hey guys wassup? I just got back from watching a football game.
Jasbre: Why are you acting Jewish with your spare time?
CartoonGuy: I AM NOT JEWISH!
Pluto: BUT I AM!
CrazySponge: AND I AM NOT GAY!
Jasbre: Yes you are, Heinz.
CrazySponge: AND STOP CALLING ME HEINZ!
Jasbre: Okay, Heinz.
NotJoe: I’ll have you know I AM ALSO NOT GAY!
Dan: Shut the fuck up whore you’re not funny.
Purple: I’m pan also who has the latest episode of SpongeBob?
Bot: You mean the one where SpongeBob converts everyone in Bikini Bottom into Islamic terrorists?
Purple: Holy shit that sounds amazing yes.
Bot: Haha, I wish. N-
Jasbre: Hey hey, so who wants to see my latest EP?
(Nobody responds)
Jasbre: Okay well here it is anyway. (he posts the EP)
(Silence)
Jasbre: Nobody wants to listen to my album ;(
CrazySponge: So anyway, I stuck my dick in a bluetooth speaker.
Matt: That sounds awesome.
Woof: My veevee itches.
Jasbre: DOES NOBODY WANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?
Vanessa: Not really.
Jasbre: D;
CrazySponge: So Jabababa when are you gonna review HFB season 2?
Jasbre: Today.
CrazySponge: GREAT! START NOW!
Jasbre: I meant later today.
CrazySponge: die
Jasbre: Hey who wants to hear about a random Weezer album?
(silence)
Jasbre: Okay I’m posting it anyway. (he posts it)
CrazySponge: I sneezed.
Jasbre: When the Heinz is sus! 😳
Vanessa: Jasbre I think you’re going insane.
Jasbre: Nonsense, I’ve only been up for 28 hours. I can stay awake a lot longer than that, trust me.
Vanessa: I don’t think that’s good for you, dude.
Jasbre: I don’t care! It don’t affect me nothing!
CartoonGuy: Hey this is cool and all but I wanna talk about sports now.
Aaron: Go on.
CartoonGuy: So this guy named Poopoo Peepeehead, he’s probably the best player in the history of football.
Jasbre: I HAVE A TOASTER IN MY SCROTUM
Aaron: Yeah he is.
Jasbre: MY BUTT IS ON FIRE AFTER LISTENING TO WEEZER!
CartoonGuy: Did you hear about how he-
Jasbre: MY DICK JUST FELL OFF AND IT BURNS!
CartoonGuy: OKAY I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Jasbre can you let us talk for one second?
Jasbre: No.
Aaron: Why not?
Jasbre: Because I wanna share this amazing joke with you guys.
Aaron: I doubt it’s amazing.
Jasbre: So you wanna hear it or not?
(silence)
Jasbre: Okay I’ll post it.
(Jasbre posts a very offensive shooting joke)
Aaron: Jasbre what the fuck
Jasbre: Hilarious amirite? It makes me laugh every time! Look, milk is coming out of my nose! Get it? Coming, cumming?
NotJoe: Hey, being unfunny is my thing!
CartoonGuy: Jasbre che cazzo
Jasbre: What the hell does that even mean
Aaron: It means this.
(Jasbre gets banned)
Aaron: Finally. Now what were we talking about again?
CrazySponge: We were talking about ROXANNE’S SEXY ASS NUDES THAT I JUST FOUND!
(CrazySponge also gets banned)
Aaron: Anyone else wanna make their next move?
(Silence)
Aaron: Alrighty then. I guess we have a happy ending for once.
Matt: SHOVE MY COCK IN YOUR JAWS DADDY!
Aaron: FOR GOD’S SAKE!
(end)
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