The Afterlife

Spongethot 1.0: One shot one thot ahahahahahahah
Patmuhdick: Aha very funny Sponge. Let’s get going back to the castle, we wouldn’t want our lord and savior phillymywiggly to be assasinated.
Spongethot 1.0: Eh true I don’ blaem u dude lmao
Patmuhdick: lel ok this is fuckin filler we only got an hour left to write this episode hurry the fuck up. Spawn in some thicc Ms. Puff’s or sum shit so we can have an epic battle.
God (Rocky Lobster): [spawns in thicc Ms. Puff’s]
Patmuhdick: Hell yeah (pulls out machine gun from pocket]
Thicc Ms. Puff: [pulls bomb from womb] ALAHH NEPTUNE [runs towards patdick]
Patmuhdick: Shit, what even happens when I die?
[suddenly hoopla fish swings on a vine and lands behind the thicc pufferfish.]
Hoopla fish: [earrape] HOOOOOPLLALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thicc Ms. Puff: Oh god muh fuckin ears. [the wind from the earrape is so strong she gets blown away, her fishy scales tearing off as she rips to shreds]
Patdick: Well thank you my friend. Say what was your name again?
Hoopla: ALLAH HOOPLA BITCH
[Hooplafish explodes causing Patdick to explode]
[Somehow Hoopla wakes up in an office, on the floor. His vision then goes slightly white with black text reading: Billcosby.exe (notresponding)]
Patdick: So this is what it feels like to die. [head turns around it a surreal manner and melts]
Eat soap golf
[Meanwhile back in hell]
Mike Pence: lol let’s ban ESB or sum shit
Donald Trump: yeah lmao and let’s block golf too
Mike Pence: yeah XD, also we should eat dicks together
Golf: [attempting to be part of the group] Yeye lol
Mike Pence: Oh shit fo’ real?
Golf: Yeah man!
Mike Pence: Hello North Korea this is Mike Pence, I give full permission for you to nuke us.
Kim Jong Un: Ching chang lol ok dude
Fandom Wars II coming soon
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