Pillow Fight

Akkey Black: im sorrryyyyyy im just scanning for more gifs to edittttt xD
Clover Rose: you're not sorry at all
don't lie to us
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I'm just looking for a battle axe to chop off your head with
Akkey Black: ...nope, no im not
/evil laughs
Clover Rose: *hands battle axe to king*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: mhm
thanks Clover
Grey Bergman: I got my frying pan! Second in command reporting for duty!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * swings axe *
Akkey Black: YOU WOULDNT KILL YOUR DAUGHTER
Grey Bergman: O.o
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * eyebrow raise *
don't tempt me
Grey Bergman: True, but youre not my daughter!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Akkey Black: /evil laughs/
Grey Bergman: *hits Akkey with a frying pan*
Akkey Black: maybe im still possessed
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GOOOOOO GET HER GET HER!
Grey Bergman: YES SIR!
*chases after Akkey*
*tackles Akkey*
Akkey Black: OH. I KNOW WHICH GIF TO USE
Clover Rose: '*smacks akkey with a pillow*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second:  o.o
Grey Bergman: *hits Akkey with frying pan*
Akkey Black: /avoids everything by escaping through portals/
Grey Bergman: *misses the portal and...faceplants*
Clover Rose: *chases akkey through the portals*
Grey Bergman: *jumps through the nearest portal joining Clover*
Akkey Black: /leads all of you to hel
/cackles yes yes this is perfect indeed
Grey Bergman: Dang it...fell for that one
Clover Rose: king i saw that comment you made on that gifset
*jumps back out of the portal and goes to chase king down with the pillow*
Akkey Black: ohohohoho
recent one on my blog
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Clover no chasing me
Grey Bergman: Clover....no chasing after Haddock....only Akkey
Clover Rose: can't stop won't stop
*hits king with the pillow*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: no bad clover
Grey Bergman: Hey I said no chasing Haddock!
Very bad clover!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: you will be punished for your insubordinant behavior
Clover Rose: okay then *runs after grey instead*
Grey Bergman: *screams*\
*readies frying pan*
Clover Rose: *hits grey with the pillow*
Grey Bergman: I didn't say you could chase me!!
*hits clover with frying pan*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: o.O
Grey Bergman: Great now you made the King mad. ya happy?
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: did we just start a squabble fight thing?
everyone's hitting each other with random household objects
Grey Bergman: I think we just did, sir...
Clover Rose: it's great isn't it
Grey Bergman: Kind of is
*hits clover with frying pan*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: not great at all * HUFF * 
Clover Rose: *hits king again* ehehehehehe 
Grey Bergman: CLOVER!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Clover Rose: you say "clover no" but i say "clover yes"
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You have no vote in this
Grey Bergman: Sir...with all due respect, you got hit with a pillow...you didnt get stabbed...
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Grey, that still does not excuse someone mauling the king
Grey Bergman: Okay, true
*hits Clover with frying pan again*
Clover Rose: EHEHEHEHEEH *hits king with the pillow again*
Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: you guys really are insane
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * grabs a piillow and SLAMS it into your face *
Clover Rose: *screams* MY GLASSES
Grey Bergman: Oh, nice comeback, sir
Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: HA
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I WILL STOMP ON YOUR STUPID GLASSES
Clover Rose: NOOOOOOO
Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: YEEEEEEEES
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: DESIST IN YOUR PILLOW ATTACKS ON ME
OR THESE GLASSES GO CRUNCH
Grey Bergman: Okay break it up you two, or I'll separate you two like children
Clover Rose: *tosses glasses aside* NO *smacks with pillow again*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Grey! I did not promote you to have me insulted!
Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: * snorts *
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * CLOBBERS WITH PILLOW AGAIN *
Grey Bergman: Sorry
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: YOU * whack * WILL * whack * BE * whack * SORRY!
Grey Bergman: Uh-oh
Clover Rose: NO *whack* I *whack* REALLY *whack* WON'T!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * grabs your pillow and yanks it with all might *
Clover Rose: *kicks at king while yanking on pillow* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * grapples back *
Grey Bergman: Uh...guys you're going to rip the pillow....
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: pillow explodes
Clover Rose: oooh feathers
Grey Bergman: Too late...
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: tackles you to the floor while you're interested in feathers
pins arms behind your back
Grey Bergman: *tries not to laugh*
Clover Rose: *kicks at the king again* GET OFF
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: No!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Grey hand me that other pillow so I can knock her unconscious
Grey Bergman: Yes sir *hands pillow over*
Clover Rose: *attempts to wriggle free* no no no no no
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: WHACKWHaCKWachwhackWHACKWHACKKKWhackwhckWHACK
Grey Bergman: It's only a pillow Clover...
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: unrelentingly whacking
DO YOU GIVE IN NOW CLOVER? 
Clover Rose: NEVER
Grey Bergman: pffffft
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I will turn you over and slam this on your FACE
YOU WILL CHOKE ON FEATHERS
Clover Rose: FINE I SURRENDER
Grey Bergman: Finally...
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Thank Odin. Put her in the dungeon.
Clover Rose: excuse you
Grey Bergman: O__O
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: For the night. So that you learn your lesson.
Clover Rose: you have got to be kidding me
Grey Bergman: Well...that's not...so bad
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Does a king 'kid'?
Akkey Black: this king builds pillow forts
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: SHUT UP AKKEY
Grey Bergman: pfffft
Clover Rose: HE DOES?!
Akkey you must tell me this story
Akkey Black: yeah. so much so he hogs it
he wont even let egil in
Grey Bergman: LOL
Poor Egil
Clover Rose: I didn't think you were the type, your majesty
Grey Bergman: He's father, Clover
My dad and I made blanket forts when I was little
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Akkey please stop telling her stories like this.
It does not do well to my reputation.
Akkey Black: well, if anything it makes you more down to earth eh
that you're human
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * huff *
Akkey Black: that you can still play with your son
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: and I *do* share the fort with him
Grey Bergman: I think that's sweet!
Clover Rose: It's adorable
Akkey Black: not what he tells me
Grey Bergman: I've seen you with your kids. They bring out a different side to you that we dont normally see
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: My kids are special.
Grey Bergman: I can tell
Akkey Black: he's recruited me, sir. we will take you down.
/cracks knuckles
ready your pillows
Grey Bergman: uh-oh
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: here goes again...
Clover Rose: *grabs a new pillow*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: keeps you pinned beneath me
Clover Rose: ........damn it
Grey Bergman: *drops frying pan and grabs pillow ready to attack Akkey*
Akkey Black: *war cry*
Grey Bergman: *battle cry*
Akkey Black: *takes out pillow cannon*
Grey Bergman: O___O
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Akkey Black: defend yourselves against THAT
Clover Rose: O.o
AKKEY I'M ON YOUR SIDE DON'T HIT ME
Grey Bergman: Sir...what are your orders?
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: CLOBBER THEM
Akkey Black: good to hear clover
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: JUST. CLOBBER. THOSE ARE MY ORDERS
Grey Bergman: GOT IT! *tackes Akkey*
Akkey Black: *makes portals and throws pillows through them*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * continues thunking Clover *
Akkey Black: *pillows start appearing out of no where*
Clover Rose: *makes an attempt at hitting the king while still being pinned* 
Grey Bergman: *hits Akkey with pillow*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You are helpless!
Akkey Black: *tug of war with pillow* 
Grey Bergman: unhand this pillow...chief! I am your Lady!! 
Akkey Black: *forgot to control pillows going through portals*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: AKKEY! Don't hit me! 
Akkey Black: *room is drowning in pillows* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Gets buried 
Clover Rose: Akkey you might want to tone it down on the pillows! 
Grey Bergman: *gets buried*
Akkey Black: ...i forgot how to stop it
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You are going to suffocate your king! 
Clover Rose: *wriggles away from the king* 
Akkey Black: *shrieks* I FORGOT HOW TO TURN IT OFF
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * struggles to breathe, neck-deep in pillows *
HELP 
Grey Bergman: Akkey STOP! 
Akkey Black: *muffled under pillows* 
Grey Bergman: What?! Clover Rose: *makes way over to the door and opens it* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GOOD ODIN THIS IS ALL OF YOUR GUYS' FAULT
FOR THE LOVE OF FREYA'S THIGH MUSCLES 
Akkey Black: WE WERE RECRUITED BY YOUR SON
*finally closes all portals*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: EGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
Grey Bergman: LOL
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: That's better. 
Akkey Black: *pillows are still there* 
Grey Bergman: Thor-damn it.... 
Clover Rose: *picks up a bunch of the pillows* yeah these are mine now 
Akkey Black: *starts making pillow fort around pillow cannon*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Pillow... cannon.... 
Grey Bergman: We could built the entire fortress with these..
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Good Baldr 
Akkey Black: WE CALL FOR RESPITE
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I give up. Why am I king. Why this? Why me? 
Clover Rose: eheheehe *tackles the king* 
Grey Bergman: Because you're having fun! 
Akkey Black: *finishes fort* FOR EGILLLLLLL *sets off cannon*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GET OFF MEEEEEEEE
No! Egil is too young to get battle cries like tht!
Grey Bergman: DUCK!! 
Akkey Black: SO YOU THINK SIR
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Pillows are now illegal in this kingdom.
Grey Bergman: You're going down Chief!!
Clover Rose: You are ridiculous
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: It is against the law to own a pillow 
Akkey Black: BUT I LIKE MY PILLOWS 
Clover Rose: Not gonna happen, your majesty 
Akkey Black: HOW WILL I SLEEP
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I must terminate this madness somehow. 
Grey Bergman: Well...all these are Akkey's so....
Start with her...
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: apparently no one in this kingdom has enough sense to use pillows for their intended purpose
BURN THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL 
Akkey Black: NOOOOOOO
*gathers all pillows as fast as possible*
*starts pushing them into Purgatory* 
Grey Bergman: O____O Lets calm down here guys I'm sure we can talk about this
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: After they are ashes outside my fortress 
Clover Rose: YOU CANNOT TAKE OUR PILLOWS 
Akkey Black: *opens massive portal and deluge of water comes out to put fires out* 
Grey Bergman: AKKEY! 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You are going to drown us for real now. 
Akkey Black: MY PILLOWS
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: quit it with these portals 
Grey Bergman: YOU'RE DROWNING EVERYONE!! 
Clover Rose: Akkey please don't drown us 
Akkey Black: YOU CAN SWIM
STOP BURNING MY PILLOWS
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: My infant daughter can't
AKKEY 
Akkey Black: ...but mY PILLOWS 
Grey Bergman: AKKEY YOU'RE KILLING THE LITTLE KIDS! 
Akkey Black: ...fine *reluctantly closes portals*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Thank you.
now we will never speak of this incident
E-V-E-R
Grey Bergman: Phew... 
Clover Rose: Don't bet on it 
Akkey Black: AS LONG AS YOU DONT BURN MY PILLOWS
I WILL TELL MERA
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: As long as no one hits me with one again.
NEVER get Mera involved. 
Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: what the fuck just happened? 
Akkey Black: *magically brings out pillow contract* 
Clover Rose: *looks around for Mera* 
Akkey Black: Sign there. 
Grey Bergman: Oho don't want to go down THAT road.. 
Akkey Black: That you will never set my pillows on fire.
Mera Violet Haddock: Did I hear my name?
Clover Rose: YES
Akkey Black: YESYES
Grey Bergman: UH-OH
Akkey Black: HE *points*
Mera Violet Haddock: What is it?
Akkey Black: TRIED TO BURN MY PILLOWS
Grey Bergman: Uhhhh....
Clover Rose: shhh grey
Akkey Black: HE HOGS EGIL'S PILLOW FORTS
Grey Bergman: *tries so hard not to laugh*
Mera Violet Haddock: Oh my Odin Garthy, you look like you're about to eat raw fire. Calm down. All this over a few pillows? Deities!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Mera, these women were ATTACKING me...!
Grey Bergman: More than a few Your Majesty
Hey I was on your side!
Mera Violet Haddock: Deities, Garthy. You're acting like a diaper-pooping baby.
Akkey Black: *mumbles* i thought situation called for more than a few...
Grey Bergman: Ma'am we almost suffocated in pillows
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * FUMING KING * Mera!!!!
Akkey Black: *tries not to laugh*
Mera Violet Haddock:  I won't abide this nonsense.
Akkey Black: *miserably fails*
*snorts aloud*
Mera Violet Haddock: Okay. It looks like I have to intervene, don't I? * pokes husband in the chest *
Clover Rose: *giggles*
Grey Bergman: *still trying not to laugh*
Mera Violet Haddock: How many pillows did you burn, destroy, or otherwise damaged, Garthy? 
Akkey Black: *secretly high fives egil behind haddock's back*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Egil returns high five with glee
Grey Bergman: Pffffft
Mera Violet Haddock: Well, girls. It looks like Sire Stubborn Head won't tell me how many pillows he attacked. What's the damage?
Clover Rose: *glances at Akkey*
Akkey Black: All THIS *stretches arms wide*
half of which are mine
Mera Violet Haddock: Deities. Okay. I know how we're going to solve this.
Grey Bergman: Well, we could tell you but AKKEY threw all the pillows into Purgatory
Akkey Black: I was trying to SAVE them.
Mera Violet Haddock: First. The king buys twice as many pillows as he destroyed and he gives them back to their owners with the sincerest of apologies.
Grey Bergman: Before you flooded the room!
Akkey Black: THANK YOU.
Mera Violet Haddock: Next. i am going to hold him here. You all get to pound on the king in revenge.
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: MERAAAAAAAA
Akkey Black: *whispers furiously* i had no choice, grey
YES HANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY
Clover Rose: THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY
Grey Bergman: *sighs* All of this over pillows
Mera Violet Haddock: this is NOT acceptable! I will NOT stand here while you let people hit me with - * Mera whacks Haddock in face with pillow * Silence, Sire Whiny Tongue.
Grey Bergman: *snorts* Sire Whiny Tongue....
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: King crumples to the floor holding hands on head while barraged with pillows
Mera Violet Haddock: * huff * That's better.
Clover Rose: Sire Whiny Tongue . . I'm gonna have to remember that *starts smacking the king with pillow*
Akkey Black: FOR PILLOWS!!!! *fires up pillow cannon*
Mera Violet Haddock: I hope you've learned your lesson, Gareth.
Grey Bergman: Nice job, ma'am *high fives Mera*
Mera Violet Haddock: * beams *
Akkey Black: *grabs Egil and double tackles Haddock*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Entire Haddock family ends up on the floor
Akkey Black: *laughs uncontrollably*
Grey Bergman: *lol*
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Haddock mutters something but can't be heard under pillow
Grey Bergman: *to Mera* Should we help him?
Mera Violet Haddock: Hmmmmmmm.....
After I do one thing.
Grey Bergman: Oh this should be interesting
Mera Violet Haddock: * grabs one last pillow, thumps it right in the rear, and then helps her husband up *
Grey Bergman: I was right
Akkey Black: *hugging Egil, both grinning from the floor*
Grey Bergman: *tickles Egil*
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Category:AU