Hey, What's That on Your Hand?

Hey, What's That on Your Hand? is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you had a "liverwort" on your hand, whom would you most likely call to remove it?
===Choices===
1. a butcher
2. an internist
3. a botanist
4. a dermatologist
===Choice Quotes===
1. "No! A butcher, that would be liver-wurst!"
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3. "A liverwort is a plant."
4. "God, sometimes it's so damn easy to trick you people."
===Answer Quote===
"Now what it's doin' on your hand, I don't know."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"You call a botanist. A liverwort's a plant."
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