General Buttnaked

General Buttnaked is a Discordian statesman, politician, and General who served as the Twenty-Seventh and Thirty-Ninth President of the (Fifteenth) Republic of Discord. Despite his prior alterations and run-ins with legal authority, through popular acclimation, the General has been elected President in the June 20th Elections. His campaign ran much along the likes of the infamous Commie Jesus, expressing a urgent desire to "Make Discordia Great Again." Prior to his Presidential Run, he served as President of the Briefly-Created Confederated Republics, and served as a Senator from the State of Doulant. His participation in the August Revolution of 2021 solidified his name in ROD history, ascending him to the Ownership as the youngest (after joining) ROD Owner on record (beating previous record-holder Fennec).
== Early Career & Terrorist Activities ==
Upon his entry into the Republic on March 15th, General Buttnaked was not the same man that he is today. Buttnaked joined the server with one intent - terror. His antigovernmental activities eventually expanded into genuine interest into the server, and he received a appointment as Director of the IRS. However, this was not to last. One infamous Friday, the Good General had gone mad from all of the tax work, and reset the entire Discordian economy. This brought chaos to the States and the Streets of Discordia, all as he made a hasty escape from prison out of the country. Perhaps it was time to lay low...
Or perhaps not. He immediately re-joined on a alt and begun slandering and trash-talking other members, painting them as the true perpetrators of the attack. In a humorous and lucky twist for the General - this worked, surprisingly. He made his triumphant return back to the server on his main account almost a week later.
== Return and Presidential Activities ==
Upon General's Return to the Republic, he was a changed man. No longer the same terrorist he was in his youth, he pursued a new goal - the Presidency. At first, he thought it was simply the best way to cause chaos. However, after seeing and becoming disillusioned with the many as he saw Establishment, Corrupt, and Decadent Presidents, he decided to pursue a legitimate political career.
After his entrance into the Senate, he immediately became a extremely influential Senator. However, all of this was not enough to win him the Presidency against the extremely popular Rivera, and he left the nation in exile once again after his defeat.
His return coincided with yet another Presidential Attempt against Blake, but with the failure of this, he left again. Yet, when Naturegamer was running, he decided that he would make yet another attempt for the Presidency. However, in a shocking move, despite polling data and fervor, General once again lost. Leaving yet again for his longest exile yet from the Republic, he was convinced by mutliple officials to make one last return.
In addition, he fought in multiple Discordian Conflicts and engagements, such as the 48 Hr. War, Kramerian War, and P-Day.
== Presidency ==
General's return to the Republic came at a time of crisis and chaos. Upon joining, the Confederated Republics immediately formed, with Romaria and Doulant rejecting Naturegamer as President and openly embracing General in revolution. Without organized government defense to the Revolution, it appears it would be a stalemate. However, with foreign attacks on ROD, Buttnaked and his Cabinet had to reconsider. Fusion, among others, encouraged the unifications with the Federal Government in order to bring about actual and lasting change.
With the brief Coup of the Marshals preformed and done with, the General had decided to run one more time for President. In a stunning landslide, General Buttnaked finally did what Society could never do - and that was winning the Presidency of the Republic. General Buttnaked ran, as opposed to his regular controversial nature, on a relatively unitary policy and with wide support from the Discordian people. His Presidency led to a legacy of activity and a brief restoration of fortunes for the Republic.
== Post-Presidency ==
His Post-Presidency was marked with a notable absence from ROD and brief retirement. However, this would soon change, as circumstances in ROD would force him to return.
== Second Term and the August Revolution ==
General Buttnaked's return to the Republic of Discord and ascension to the position of Head Admin was not enough in his eyes to restore the Republic. Following a percieved insult by the administration with the removal of Astral Trinity as Administrator (his Vice President), he announced his resignation and openly protested against the administration. This event would lead to Fusion beginning the August Revolution and re-instating the National Revolutionary Council. His leadership in the revolution was critical to it's public perception and ultimate victory. As a negotiator in the Karl-Fusion Agreements, he secured a lasting ceasefire in the revolution.
His Ownership is now marked with a new era for the Republic. The youngest owner ever inaugurated in ROD History, he will have a lasting effect on ROD politics for ages to come.