Doraemon Adventures of Cats Don't Dance/Transcript

This is a transcript of Cats don't dance the crossover movie!!!!
==Cats don’t dance the CROSSOVER movie!!!!==
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived in a castle. She had a servant who kept her castle in order, chose her daily robes for the day, prepared her royal breakfast, and served her in her dreamhouse. She had fame. She had fortune. She had product indorsements. But she was not what she seemed. On the other hand, in a humble village far away, the peasant had none of her luxuries, but he had a dream. So, with a fond farewell from his closest friends and gifts of good luck, best wishes and useless junk, although it’s the thought that counts, his world was about to clash with hers in a place called………..Hollywood!
Chorus: ♪ Our time has come ♪ Walk in the sun ♪ Oh I’ve packed my hopes, we’re ready to roll ♪ We’re on our way, ♪ With a little faith we can, ♪ Step from the shadows and tell everyone, ♪ Turn the spotlight on, ♪ Now our time has come, ♪ Our time has come, ♪ We’re straight through the sun, ♪ Oh with our heart and soul, ♪ Watch us go, ♪ We’re on our way, ♪ With a little love we know, ♪ Nothing can stop us, ♪ So tell everyone, ♪ Turn the spotlight on, ♪ Now our time has come, ♪ Our time has come ♪ Walk in the sun ♪ Oh I’ve packed my hopes, we’re ready to roll ♪ We’re on our way, ♪ With a little love we know, ♪ Nothing can stop us, ♪ So tell everyone, ♪ Turn the spotlight on, ♪ Now our time has come, Can you feel the power.🎶
Pudge: (humming) Whee!
Danny: ♪ Since I was a little kitten ♪ I had a dream ♪ My name in lights ♪ Danny the song and dance cat ♪
Pudge: (grunts)
Danny: ♪ Got on a bus and came to the town where dreams can come true ♪
Pudge: Huh?
Danny: ♪ It's gonna happen for me ♪ You could happen for you ♪
Pudge: Who me?
Danny: ♪ You can do anything ♪ If you try ♪ The most impossible dream can come true ♪ If you believe it ♪ This is my kind of town to just clear as the nose on your face ♪ This is the time ♪ This is the place ♪ This is the time ♪
Pudge: So long!
Sawyer: Taxi!
Danny: ♪ This must be the place ♪ Hollywood ♪ Where the streets are paved with gold ♪ Where the kitties never go ♪ In Hollywood ♪ Hollywood ♪ Where the stars don't shine in night ♪ They walk around in the broad daylight ♪ In Hollywood ♪ Dig that face ♪ They ain't seen nothing ♪ Anyplace ♪ It's right above the movie screen ♪ If you know what I mean ♪ Look at me ♪ I'm gonna be the cat to see ♪ I'm going down in history ♪ Just watch me ♪ Hollywood ♪ Where the streets are paved with gold ♪ When dreams can never grown old ♪ Right here in Hollywoooooooooooooooooooood ♪
Doraemon: Here we are, guys!
Noby Nobi: Yeah! We would like to see behind the scenes. 
Sue Morris: I know!
Takeshi Goda: Look there he is!
Sneech: A dancing cat!
Danny: Well hi there! How you doing!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Everything's great!
Danny: What's your name?
Doraemon: My name is Doraemon. I'm a super size gizmo gadget cat from the future. This is my friends Noby, Sue, Takeshi and Sneech!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: I'm Ronnie Anne. This is my friends Lincoln Loud, Sid and Adelaide Chang!
Danny: Pleasure to meet you guys!
Lincoln Loud: Thanks Danny, I'm sure Ronnie Anne and her friends told you all about me!
Danny: I'm Danny!
Sid Chang: I'm Sid Chang and this is my little sister Adelaide Chang, nice to meet you. [The two shake hands.]
Danny: Come on guys! I'll show you fellas to Animals Actors Agency so you guys can meet Tillie and her friends!
Adelaide Chang: Yeah!
Danny: Hiya m’am how ya doing?
Frances: Poor.
Danny: My name’s Danny mind if I sit down? Oh excuse me.
Tillie: Cranston! Oh don’t mind him Danny. He was just leaving! (knocks Cranston aside) Hi, I’m Tillie this is Cranston. Cranston, Danny, Danny, Cranston, Frances, Danny, Danny, Frances, T.W., Danny, Danny, T.W! So, new in town?
Danny: I just arrived. I hear Farley Wink gives good parts for animals. This is Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Takeshi, Sneech, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide Chang.
Sid Chang: Cool!
Frances: If you call hanging from a hook a good part.
Tillie: Well at least it’s part huh?
T.W.: There’s no use trying, Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser."
Frances: I need a drink.
Danny: Let’s see go to Hollywood, check.
Tillie: Whatcha got there?
Danny: Well, I was hoping if I work really hard by Friday, I’ll land my first big part. Well, that’s how it worked for you guys, right?
Frances and Cranston: Oh, sure! Right!
Cranston: Why not Thursday?
Tillie: Now Danny I hear they’re casting a big Noah’s Ark movie. Lots of work for animals. Oh your tie looks crooked, let me fix you up. Good Luck. (snort laughs)
Danny: Thanks a lot! I'll be right back guys!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: We know that casting of Noah's Ark movie. They've got work for animals.
Lincoln Loud: True!
Sue Morris: My favorite movie was seven year itch to hold my skirt up into my underwear!
Takeshi Goda: Well you can count me in!
Farley: Look, you big ape! I need those monkeys for the ark picture! Yes, hello? You caught me at a bad time; I’m casting the ark picture! Get off the line! Yes, hello! Wink here.
Danny: Mr. Wink?
Farley: Yes?!
Danny: If you have any openings for a talented cat, I’m your man.
Farley: Uh-huh.
Danny: I mean, cat.
Bluto: (pointing at popeye) Who ARE you?
Popeye: (singing) l’m POPEYE the sailor man.🎵🎶 (Toot-toot!)
Popeye: How l look?
Singing cowboy: (onscreen) Not funny……didn’t laugh!
Farley: All right! Send over those two chickens and two lions, but don’t send them over in the same car this time! Sheesh! Ok, let’s see now (starts yammering)… Burros, Camels, Caribou, Cats. Say you! Can you play a cat?
Danny: I am a cat!
Farley: How would you like to be in the next Darla Dimple picture?
Danny: "The" Darla Dimple? America’s Sweetheart Lover of Children and Animals?
Farley: One and the same, kid. One and the same. Just sign here, here, and here, and here… (yammers)
Tillie: Sawyer? What happened to you? (giggles)
T.W.: Walk under a ladder? Sm-smash a mirror?
Cranston: Have you looked in one lately?
Sawyer: No, a cat crossed my path.
Tillie: Really? Orange Tabby?
Sawyer: Yeah.
Tillie: Straw hat?
Sawyer: Yes.
Tillie: Green vest?
Sawyer: How’d you know?
Tillie: Ooh… hippo intuation.
Farley: ….. here and here and initial this.
Danny: Wow! This is a dream come true!
Farley: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don’t forget: 10% of that dream is mine! Welcome to Hollywood!
Sawyer: Farley Wink’s Animal Actors Agency, may I help you? You need a lamb for the Moses picture?
Lamb: Yeah!
Sawyer: Oh a sacrificial lamb?
Lamb: No, no…
Sawyer: Sorry fresh out. Everyday I ask myself, "Why do I put up with this"?
Frances: For the glamour.
Sawyer: What this pigsty? No offense, Herb.
Herb: None taken.
Sawyer: Only if your referring to the beauty of filing. The romance of typing. Tillie, what are you doing?
Tillie: Oh, I’m just fixing you up. You might wanna look pretty in case you meet someone nice.
Sawyer: Yeah, right. As if he’s gonna come waltzing right through that…
Farley: You’re gonna make it big, kid. You’re the cat’s meow. You can meow, can’t ya?
Danny: Of course.
Farley: Ok good. WHERE’S SAWYER?! Oh, Sawyer, sweetie baby!
Sawyer: Whatever it is, the answer is no.
Farley: Can’t find a female cat for the Ark picture. Guess who’s gonna fill in?
Sawyer: Hmm… you?
Farley: Nah, I only fill in for those davishing Clark Gable types.
Sawyer: Frankly, Clark, I don’t give a….
Farley: Sawyer!
Sawyer: No way.
Farley: Come on, I’ll give you Sundays off.
Sawyer: I never work Sundays.
Farley: I’ll pay you double time.
Sawyer: Triple time.
Farley: Triple time?!
Sawyer: Is there an echo in here?
Farley: You’re pushing me!
Sawyer: No chow, no meow.
Farley: Ok, ok, ok… triple time! Here’s your partner he’s new in town be nice!
Sawyer: Ah, forget it!
Farley: Ah. ah, ah, a deal’s a deal. Now, get over to Mammoth Pictures! (snickers)
Danny: Wow you’re… you’re soaking wet! Is it raining outside? It was sunny when I came in. Oh let me get the door for you. Where I come from, you see clouds first, then rain falls down.
Sawyer: YOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!
Danny: Oh sorry, Miss.
(Cut to: Mammoth Pictures, ext. with rolling clouds. The gates open to the studio in all its glory, as actors, actresses, stagehands carrying props, and secretaries shuffle around on the studio lot. Danny takes a fascinated gaze at Mammoth Tower as he catches up with Sawyer.)
Doraemon: Wow! would you guys look at that!
Danny: Yeah fellas! This is Mammoth Pictures Studios.
Turkey: Oh I’m tellin’ ya. One more plucking scene and… Pow! Right in the gizzard!
Bull: So aggravatin’ and humiliatin’. I’m outta this picture business.
Toto: Woof woof.
Danny: So I guess we're gonna be the only two cats on the ark, huh?
Sawyer: So much for preserving the species.
Danny: This is Doraemon and his friends Noby, Sue, Takeshi and Sneech from Japan!
Sawyer: Well, nice to meet you guys! Hey, Kong, how’s the picture coming?!
King Kong: Oooh! Don’t get me started! Ngggh!
Danny: You know the King? Wow.
Lincoln Loud: We should send a Hollywood postcard to my sisters, my mom and dad!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! And my aunt, uncle and 4 kids too.
Sid and Adelaide Chang: And my mom and dad too!
Tour Guide: And on my side of the tram, is the home of Darla Dimple... America's sweetheart, Lover of Children and Animals. Look for Darla in Lil Ark Angel... coming soon to a theater near you.
Sue Morris: We're going to be actors of Lil Ark Angel!
Noby Nobi: Yeah!
(Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Takeshi, Sneech, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, Adelaide Chang, Danny and Sawyer arrive at Stage 13, where the stagehands are busy preparing to film the movie.)
Stagehand 1: All right, everybody! We’re ready for Darla’s big ark!
Pudge: Hey. Hey, mister. I could help you push that cart, you know.
Tough Guy: Hey. What are you doing? Get out of here, kid. What's the matter with you
Pudge: Let me help, will you? I'm little but I'm strong. (bending a straw)
Tough Guy: (dropping Pudge) These sweets are for Miss Dimple. (walks away)
Pudge: Okay, all right. You don't have to get mad.
(bumps into Danny) Uh-oh, I’m busted.
Danny: Hey.
Pudge: Hey your that cat from this morning aren’tcha?
Danny: What are you doing here?
Pudge: Oh, that ice thing is just my side job. Name’s Peabo Pudgemeyer. But you can call me Pudge. Ooh, time to start. Better get your costume.
Doraemon: My name is Doraemon, and this is my friends and members Noby, Sue, Takeshi, Sneech, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide Chang.
Pudge: Pleasure to meet you guys! But you can call me Pudge.
(All the animals pass through the wardrobe room and come out, dressed in their sailor outfits.)
Script Guy: Script! Script! Script!
Danny: Meow? Is that all? Where’s the rest?
Sawyer: You’re looking at it.
Danny: But, I thought this was a musical. We're supposed to sing and dance, aren't we?
Frances: Oh, for the love of Moby Dick.
Sawyer: Listen, tiger, this town has rules. Around here, cats say "meow".
Danny:  But that's so old hat. I'm sure no one would mind if I jazz this up a bit.
Sawyer: All right, learn it the hard way.
Danny: (clears throat, in a British tone) Meow. (switches to a southern tone) Meow! Dagnabbit, meow! (switches to Edward G. Robinson) Meow, see? Yeah, that’s it: Meow, meow. (Sawyer looks at him with embarrassment, as a bell rings.)
Flanigan: Quiet on the set, please. (sniffs) Miss Dimple is ready to begin. Lights! (The lights turn on.) Camera! (Another stagehand runs the camera.) (sophisticatedly) Accctionnn. Cue the elephant.
(Woolie pokes his head through the Mammoth Pictures canvas.)
Stagehand 2: Tusk!
Stagehand 3: Tusk!
Stagehand 4: Hair.
Stagehand 2: (whispered tone) The hair, the hair! Fix the hair!
Stagehand 4: Oops, sorry.
Woolie: (trumpets twice)
(Cuts to a shot of the title card "Lil Ark Angel", then the curtains open to a dark scenery. A sillouette of Darla appears descending from above.)
Mario Head: Are you ready to sing?
Patrick: (frightened to Mario head) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!?!
Orbulon: Right-O!
Mario Head: Okie-dokie! Let’s-a GO!
Darla: ♪ Now the people were so bad, ♪ That the Lord made the rain come down. ♪ And he washed away their bad cities, ♪ and he washed away their bad towns… ♪ And all of the people drowned! ♪
Team Sonic: ♪ Woah….. ♪ Woah…. ♪
Darla: ♪ For the animals it was different ♪ ’though some of them drowned too, ♪ The others were just poor animals, ♪ and they didn’t know what to do, ♪ soooo….. I built a little boat. ♪ And as cute as it can be, ♪ And I put all the animals two by two, ♪ in my little boat on the sea. ♪
Team Rose: ♪ Little Boat on the Sea! ♪
Darla: ♪ The cows went… ♪
Female cow: ♪ Moooooooooooooo. ♪
Male cow: ♪ Moo! ♪
Darla: ♪ The piggies went… ♪
Chef pig: ♪ Oink♪
Miss piggy: ♪ Kissy-kissy! ♪
Darla: ♪ And all the little birdies went tweet-tweet-tweet in my little boat on the sea! ♪ The doggies went… ♪
Duggee: ♪ A-Woof. ♪
Tag barker: ♪ Go doggy go. ♪
Darla: ♪ The kitty-cat went… ♪
Sawyer: ♪ Meow. ♪
Danny: ♪ Meee-ow! ♪
Darla: ♪ The lion went… ♪
Male lion: ♪ Roa-(cut off)
Danny: ♪ Talking ‘bout the boat on the sea. I love the sea. ♪
(The animal cast, Darla, the stagehands, and Flanigan look at him, surprised,Team Sonic and Team Rose gasped!!!)
Danny: (confused) Meow?
Darla: (furious) Cut! cut cut cut!!!!!!
Flanigan: CUT?! Oh yes. cut cut cut.
Darla: Let me down…(screams through an overhead microphone) THIS INSTANT!
Flanigan: Lower Miss Dimple! Lower her! Hurry hurry! Lower Miss Dimple!
Darla: Aaaaaah! (smack, whining)
Flanigan: Darla, Darla honey come on ooh!
Cranston: (chuckles)
Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago: (laughs)
Darla: (groan) Flanigan, the title of this movie is Little Ark Angel… (Flanigan chatters his teeth, as Darla yanks him down with his ascot.) Isn’t it?!
Flanigan: Yes, oh, yes!
Darla: And who is an angel? (breaks Flanigan’s glasses) CAN YOU TELL ME WHO HERE IS AN ANGEL?!?
Flanigan: Why, you are, Darla. Sweetheart, celebrity, darling-ACK! (gets choked on by Darla) ANGEL!!!
Darla: That’s right! I am an F*CKING angel!! I… AM… AN… ADORABLE….(booming) ANGEL!!!!!
Secretary 1: Bonbons will make it better, Miss Dimple.
Secretary 2: Hot fudge sundae, Miss Dimple?
Secretary 3: Your choo-choo?!
Secretary 4: Your Darla doll?!?
Secretary 5: Your ducky?!?!
Darla: I…HATE….EVERYTHING!!! (Echoes at the word everything.) Especially that one! (points at Danny) Aaaah! Get me down from here! Flanigan!
Sneech: Look at her go!
Takeshi Goda: Okay! She's being weird!
Flanigan: Oh, dear! What a mess!
Darla: Aaaaaaah! (shouts) MAX!!!!!!!
(Giant footsteps are heard outside.)
T.W.: Oh, no! We’re doomed! (hiding in an alligator’s mouth)
Tillie: Ooh..Hide me! (grabs the wings of a stork)
Bluto: What the heck is that?
Daffy: It's a F*CKING monkey named Max!
(Daffy and Bluto screaming)
Big the cat: (frightened) FROGGY! CAN YOU LEAVE NOW!?!
Mr. froggy: (shivering) Y-y-yes,big!
(Mr. Froggy is leaving the stage. While danny looks around to see where the noise is coming from, until Max makes his entrance through the soundstage wall, scaring everyone. He even steps on a rubber duck and is able to catch Darla with his right hand.)
Max: (crying off Miss Dimple with his left hand) Yes, Miss Dimple?!?
Darla: (breathes heavily and points at Danny madly)
(Max growls and cracks his knuckles.)
Cranston: Nice knowing you, pal.
(Danny is helpless as he sees the giant shape of the butler coming towards him. Danny runs away as Max picks him up.)
Max: (speaks in a fast tone of voice) How does the cat go?!?!😒
Danny: Meow?!?🙀🙀🙀(nervously chuckles)
Max: Very good!👍 (drops Danny back to the floor, causing a crater in front of Sawyer) Will that be all, Miss Dimple?!?
Darla: For the moment. Thank you, Max. (pats his head as Max leaves the soundstage through the hole he has made)
Secretary 2: Your curls are fine.
Secretary 3: Your nails are precious. Good-Bye Miss Dimple!
(Darla is hoisted away, as the two secretaries look at each other with worry, groaning.)
Flanigan: Ok, people from the top! And I hope there will be no more interruptions! Humph!
(Fade out)
Cranston: Cue me Frances!
Frances: So the kitty-cat went….
Cranston: Meow meow meowy meow!
Tillie: Now, just cut that out. Besides, it was much more like: Meow meow meowy meow meow bada dump! Danny wait. (hits Cranston) Now see what you made me do. Oh, dear Oh… maybe one of us should talk to him.
Sawyer:  Hello. I'll do it. It's time somebody set that cat straight. You guys really have an attachment for that kid Since he tap-danced into town, he's been nothing but trouble.
Danny: Well..…this is gonna set me back another week. Nah better send it back-(cut off)
Papa bear: (growling) SHUT UP, YOU F*CKING B*TCH!!!😡😡😡😡
Danny: (embarrassed) l’m so sorry,papa bear!
Papa bear: (anger) You’re CrAzY!
French Narrator: Meanwhile.…
Sawyer: Danny! Danny, they don’t care. Don’t you get it? What is it with you? Why are you and your friends so determine make a fool of yourself? 
Danny: What do you mean? All I wanted to do is the thing I love! Does it anyone? 
Sawyer: It's not that simple.
Danny: Is it in Kokomo?
Sawyer: Then maybe that’s where you and your friends should of stayed.
Doraemon: Don't worry Uncle Danny! Maybe you and friends will have to sing and dance with Pudge!
Danny: Sure Doraemon! But did you just call me Uncle Danny?
Adelaide Chang: Yeah! Darla Dimple stood these animals again. Thanks to Darla and her assistant Max!
Lincoln Loud: She's right! Darla Dimple is rude, and gross and totally annoying!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Same here! I rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss others!
Pudge: Hey Danny…. you want some?
Danny: No thanks Pudge.
Pudge: Oh I was gonna slug that big dumb Max for you but I don’t wanna hurt the guy. So what’s that Dimple kid’s problem? I thought you were great!
Danny: Glad you liked it.
Pudge: Oh you know all that a bob doo doo dee ya aaaah!
Danny: Guys! Look that girl can fly with her paraskirt going down!
Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, Adelaide Chang: Wendy!!
Wendy Darling: Hey guys! It's good to see you!
Lincoln Loud: It's great to see you too Wendy! This is Doraemon a talking cat and his friends Noby, Sue, Takeshi and Goda!
Doraemon: Pleasure to meet you Miss Darling!
Noby Nobi: I'm Noby
Sue Morris: Name's Sue Morris!
Takeshi Goda: I'm Takeshi Goda and this is Sneech!
Sneech: Hello!
Adelaide Chang: Is your two brothers John and Michael are heading to Hollywood to see the World Premiere of Little Ark Angel!
Wendy Darling: That's right guys! I'm sure Tinkerbell and her friends are heading to Hollywood too. That is!
Sid Chang: I'm sure Pudge will do the dance with us!
Pudge: That's right Sid you know! All that a bob doo doo dee ya aaaah!
Danny: No it’s more like… well… I’ll show you.
(piano music plays while Pudge and Danny dance)
Danny: Wait a minute. Where-where’s that music coming from?
Lincoln Loud: Is that a bass?
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Nope!
Sid Chang: It was a piano playing?
Adelaide Chang: Yeah!
Lincoln Loud: Let's go check it out! We'll see you Friday night at the Chinese Theater Wendy!
Wendy Darling: Anytime guys! Oh Adelaide do be careful!
Danny & Pudge: It’s him it’s Woolie the Mammoth! Aaaaah!
Woolie: A-ha! That’s it! B-Flat. Why, you have a natural rear for music, little fellow. Little fellow. (chortles) And, if my old eyes aren’t failing me, I’d say… you’re the fellow who caused that commotion today!
Danny: Yeah, I think I really upset Miss Dimple. (chuckles nervously)
Woolie: (threatening) Yes… you did. Jolly-good show! (laughs)
Danny: This is Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Takeshi and Sneech and Lincoln's friends Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and her sister Adelaide Chang.
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Well how do you do Mr. Woolie Mammoth? I'm so glad my 9 best buds are finally meeting?
Sid Chang: I've heard a lot about you, Woolie I can see why Ronnie Anne loves being your friend, and nothing more.
Takeshi Goda: Is the tea ready yet?
Woolie: Sure it's right here! Ah, tea time! Would you chaps like a cup?
Danny: Sure.
Woolie: Splendid! It’s a special peanut brew from India, the upper regions. (His footsteps cause his trailer to lean to the side sending Doraemon, Noby Nobi, Sue Morris, Takeshi Goda, Sneech, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, Adelaide Chang, Danny and Pudge rolling to one side of the trailer, with Wooly’s piano crashing into them.) Did you know that a peanut is not a nut at all? And, it’s not a pea for that matter either. (The piano moves away as Danny mutters and sees birds flying around his head. He grabs onto Wooly’s gramophone for dear life.) It’s rather odd that they call it a nut, because it isn’t a nut, you see, It’s-it’s… It’s a member of the legume family. Sugar?
Pudge: Yeah. (giggles)
Woolie: (cont.) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How about pea legume? Nope, nope, nope, nope. That could've made sense either. But, whatever it is it makes a splendid tea. My great grandmother developed this recipe, with certain additions from yours truly. Oh, I forgot the cream! Would you like some cream?
Danny: No, no, no!
Pudge: Don’t go to any trouble!
Woolie: All right, all right. Suit yourselves. Suit yourselves.
Takeshi Goda: How totally awesome! Have some tea fellas!
Lincoln Loud, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid, Adelaide Chang and Sneech: Okay!
Danny: That music was great, Woolie. Did you write it for some movie?
Woolie: No, it’s not for any movie. I used to hope that one day, I’d write music for the motion pictures. But, all they want me for was to put on those beastly tusks and... (gasps) (trumpets loudly) at the beginning of every film.
Danny: What a waste of your talent.
Woolie: Oh, it’s the same for everyone. Look behind you. So many, many broken dreams.
Danny: Is that Sawyer?
Woolie: Oh… poor Sawyer. I thought she’d be the one who would make it. Such a dancer with the voice of an angel.
Danny: I never would have guessed. 
Woolie: That’s what this town does to you, my boy. It wears you down.
Danny: But, I thought Hollywood was looking for new talent-
Woolie: Ah, ah, ah. Talented people, not animals. (sighs) You see, the spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it’s foolish to think otherwise, Danny. Danny?
Danny: Oh, Yeah, foolish. Unless… (plays tune on piano) We can remind them!
Woolie: Of what?
Danny: Why they came here in the first place.
Director: Okay, listen up! I only need you water buffalo for the Tarzan jungle stampede. The rest of ay’s, go home!
T.W.: Well today’s shot. Might as well go home clean.
Cranston: Oh look who’s back! I wish he had himself stuffed.
Frances: I know a divine taxidermist darling. Did my first husband.
Danny: (song: Animal Jam) Hey everyone gather around! Don’t let this old town get you down. Look at you there with the long long face.
Horse: Hey! He must be talking to you!
Danny: You take this and you take that! Come over here T.W. and put on this hat! If we all work together we can make our dreams come true! Let’s show the world what we can do. Pudge?
Pudge: Yeah! (plays drums)
Doraemon: Let's do this song fellas!
Noby Nobi: Okay! Ready Sue!
Sue Morris: Sure Noby!
Takeshi Goda: Alright! Let's do this guys!
Sneech: Okay!
Lincoln Loud: Count us in!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: That's a great idea Lincoln!
Sid Chang: Ready Adelaide?
Adelaide Chang: Love it! Let's dance with those animals.
Danny: (singing): I got rhythm in my feet. I got rhythm in my heart and soul. Sometimes rhythm makes me loss control! Ha cha chattity cha! I….. want everyone to have all the fun I got rhythm So do you! Let's turn it on and show 'em what we can do!!
Darla: Perfect! How could you possibly improve a face like this? What is that hideous racket?
Cranston: Look at them! I’m ashamed to be an animal.
Frances: Oh shut up you old nanny and show Franny what you got.
Cranston: Come on Sawyer. Grab a partner and do-si-do.
Danny: Hey Sawyer why don’t you sing? I hear your a natural.
Sawyer: Who told you that?
Woolie: (trumpets)
Sawyer: Come on Danny this is a waste of time! You’ll never dance in the movies.
Danny: Did I say movies? No we’re just having fun come on.
Sawyer: Yeah sure forget it.
Danny: Not bad a little rusty but hey who’s perfect?
Sawyer: Rusty? I’ll give you rusty!
Darla: Look at those fools. Laughable isn’t it Max? Max? Max! Grrrr….
Sawyer: Like I said dancing’s a waste of time.
Danny: What if I gave you an audition with L.B. Mammoth?
Sawyer: L.B. Mammoth? Head of Mammoth Studios.
Darla: What?
Danny: I’m sure he’d appreciate real talent.
Cranston: After nothing but Darla he’s gonna be starving for it.
Sue Morris: Yeah! I like this dance Noby. I think he looks pretty cool!
Noby Nobi: Wow! Thanks Sue.
Darla: Grrrrr!
Sawyer: Your dreaming Danny.
Danny: Well maybe I am. But so were you. Just a few minutes ago. (snap)
Pudge: You really think you get us an audition with the boss Danny?
Danny: Hey it’s worth a try. Once he seize us They'll be a whole new set of stars in town. (Pudge laughs)
Lincoln Loud: I wonder how my sister Lori Loud in college she got a Hollywood postcard.
Darla: An audition? Max! (snap) Invite that cat. To teeeeeeaaa…. Thanks for coming over Donald.
Danny: Danny.
Darla: Oh, Danny. Animal cracker?
Danny: Uhh…
Darla: No more for me. I just wanted to apologize for what Max did the other day. He’s so bad sometimes.
Max: Ow…
Danny: No it’s ok you don’t have to.
Darla: No no no it was terrible, awful, cruel! Inapprotilaly violent. And I want to make it all up to you.
Danny: That’s ok you don’t….
Darla: Oh I insist! Is there anything you need?
Danny: No it’s….
Darla: Isn’t there something I could do for you?
Danny: No..
Darla: Isn’t there a certain someone who owns a certain studio that I could introduce you to?
Danny: Well can you do something for me, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Takeshi, Sneech, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Adelaide and the other animals to work with L.B. Mammoth?
Darla: Why Dennis! I’d be delighted. (gasp!) Idea.
Max: Ping.
Darla: Maybe you could do a number in my movie?
Danny: You mean it?
Darla: It’s just what the picture needs.
Danny: I couldn’t impose.
Darla: I’ll give you and your friends full use of my sound studio, my ark and anything else you may need.
Danny: Oh thank you Miss…
Darla: Ah, ah, ah call me Darla!
Danny: Thank you Darla!
Darla: Don’t mention it. (giggles)
Danny: Sawyer can do a romantic balled and Woolie can do his piano solo.
Darla: Did you hear that Max? Woolie, the elephant, could even play his solo!
Max: Grah…..
Danny: Don’t you think that would be a good idea?
Darla: Well I think…. do you really want my advice?
Danny: Oh yes oh yes please!
Darla: Well…..
Max: (plays piano)
Darla: (song: Big and Loud part 1) I’ve seen them come and I’ve seen them go, There’s one thing that I know, You gotta give the people what they want, Or you’ll wind up back in Kokomo Nebraska!
Danny: Uhh…. Indiana Miss Dimple.
Darla: Whatever. (singing) They like it big, They like it loud, Maybe a little bit jazzy sometimes, Mr. Pussycat listen to me, You don’t have to be good, But you had better be……
Max: Get hot, Miss Dimple.
Darla: (singing) BIG AND LOUD!! Big and loud, (trumpet plays) Gonna make your moma proud! Make it big….. and….. loud! Leaves you kinda speechless don’t it?
Danny: Thank you Darla!
Darla: Oh no, no, no it was my pleasure. You just get all your little friends at Friday at 3 and I’ll take care of L.B. and let’s leave this between us shall we? I don’t like to advertise my charitable work.
Danny: Oh right. Thanks Miss Dimple! Thanks a lot!
Darla: Your welcome Dino.
Danny: Good-Bye!
Darla: Ta-ta see you in the movies.
Operator: Publicity Department?
Darla: Is L.B.’s big meeting still Friday at 3?
Operator: Yes it is, Miss Dimple.
Darla: Oh thank-you sooooo much. Ha! (laughs evily, song: Big and Loud part 2) I didn’t get where I am today! By letting myself get pushed around! No man or beast or kitty-cat or doggie! Is going to drag me down!
Max: (laughing evil)
Darla: Shut up, Max. (singing) The lightning will be blasting! The thunder it will roar! They’ll never know what hit ‘em! Wait’ll they see what I have in store… BIG AND LOUD! It’s gonna be big and loud! When they fall they’ll be blindfold! And they’re gonna fall big….
Chorus: Big…..
Darla:…. and they’re gonna fall Loud!
Chorus: Loud!
Darla: They’re gonna fall big! And…….. (evil laugh)
Max: (evil laugh)
Darla: Shut up Max. Loooooouuuuuud!!
Pudge: Thunder and lightning. Check. Special effects all ready Danny!
Danny: Alright everybody! Mr. Mammoth will be here any minute! Get into position!
Doraemon: We're ready Uncle Danny!
Danny: Sure Doraemon! Remember, just do it like you did in the alley. Only make it big and loud this time. Don’t be nervous kids.
Noby Nobi: Okay!
Lincoln Loud: We're ready to get in the boat!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! The only thing we should be Hollywood stars.
Lincoln Loud: That's what I was thinking.
Adeladie Chang: Sue, I think T.W. was holding a rabbit's foot!
Sue Morris: Yeah!
Takeshi Goda: Come on T.W. Don't be nervous!
T.W.: Nervous? Why would I be ner-nervous?
Male rabbit: Give me that!
Sawyer: Well, well, well, the big ark, use of Darla’s Ark costumes. I don’t know something smells fishy.
Frances: I beg your pardon!
Sawyer: Sorry it’s just that I smell a rat!
Male rat: Excuse me?
Sawyer: Oh nevermind.
Danny: So, glad you came.
Sawyer: You did this? How?
Danny: Well let’s just say a little angel’s looking out for us. Your life isn’t back there in that office. It’s here with me.
Pudge: It’s 3:00 Danny!
Danny: Come on. Dance with me.
Tilly: So….
Sawyer: I can’t do this!
Tilly: And….
Sawyer: I’m not doing this!
Tilly: So…
Sawyer: I can’t believe I’m doing this.
T.W.: Fortune says "Rough waters ahead". (shivers)
Danny: Ok everyone. When L.B. shows up we’ll come out singing and dancing!
Flanigan: Thank you all for coming here. Now here to speak now is Mr. L.B. Mammoth! Boom chacla boom chacalca boom!
Reporter: Gee Whiz, Mr. Mammoth! What’s the secret to your sucess?
L.B. Mammoth: Simple. It’s Dimple. (blows smoke cloud into form of Darla’s face)
Flanigan: Dainty Delightful Darla Dimple!
L.B. Mammoth: Ah, the recipe for a Darla Dimple movie. Begin with one part: Adorable character in jeopardy!
(Back inside the soundstage, Darla has tied Pudge to a light bulb.)
Darla: (mocking Pudge) "Sorry, parrot, but in each life, a little rain must fall. Max! Man the valve!"
Max: "Yes, Miss Dimple." (opens the water valve)
L.B. Mammoth: Add in two parts: Perky determination!
Darla: More water, Max! More water!
(Max opens the water valve even more, causing the shower heads to burst open.)
L.B. Mammoth: Sprinkle in an air of innocence.
Darla: Wind, Max! We must have wind!
(Max rips off the fan guard, grips one of the blades, and pushes it down, creating wind.)
L.B. Mammoth: Stir in some….
Darla: More water!
(Max rips off the water valve, sending gallons of water gushing out into the flood.)
L.B. Mammoth: Add a pinch of…
Darla: Thunder!
(Max grips a steam pipe, which starts bulging at the bottom. Two gauges and a bulb burn out, harming Pudge. The steam pipe eventually bursts, letting off steam.)
L.B. Mammoth: Add an itsy-bitsy dash of…
Darla: Lightning!! (evil laugh)
(Max slams the two lightning generators to create lightning.)
Takeshi Goda: I don't believe it Max did this with lightning!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: And Darla Dimple tied Pudge with a rope!
Sid Chang: That's not good!
Adelaide Chang: Uh-oh!
L.B. Mammoth: Mix it all together and what do you get?
(Back inside the soundstage, the flood is in full effect, as Pudge, still tried to the light bulb, drowns in the flood and Danny sees the impending chaos with terror. Mr. Mammoth presses the ‘Open’ button and sees a giant chamber of water inside the stage with Flanigan. Their gazes turn from curiosity to terror. Flanigan leaps into his boss’ arms.)
Mario: (panicking) HOLY…F*CK-AMOLI!!!!!
(The friends scream their heads off, followed by the reporters, who scream and run for their lives. Then, the massive flood spills into the open lot, engulfing Mr. Mammoth and Flanigan. Back on the ark, Danny is at the steering wheel as he tries to steer the ark, while Woolie clings onto the crow’s nest for dear life. The animal actors scream in terror as the ark does a corkscrew.)
Danny: (panicking) "Throw the anchor! Somebody, throw the anchor!"
Doraemon: We'll do it Uncle Danny!
(Tillie tosses the anchor that catches Flannigan and Mr. Mammoth.)
Tillie: "Oh, it’s L.B.! We’re on! Pack up your troubles in the old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!" (bashing T.W. and Frances together)
Sawyer: (imitating Danny) ""Your life isn’t back there in that office." He says! "Dance with me." He says. (nags at him. "You know what your problem is?! You’re pushy, self centered, pig-headed- No offense, Herb."
Herb: None taken.
(The flood approaches a Samson and Delilah movie set.)
Director: We’re pushing, we’re pushing… We’re running, we’re running!
(Danny and Sawyer are covered in Egyptian garb.)
Sawyer: "And, your driving stinks!"
Danny: Oh then, maybe you could do better.
Sawyer: Oh no, no you take it.
Lincoln Loud: Guys!
Sue Morris: Stop fighting!
Cranston: Well this can’t get any worse. I was wrong. It’s worse.
Tilly: (gasp) Oh this is an awkward moment. We haven’t formally met. I’m Tilly. Mr. Mammoth Cranston, Cranston Mr. Mammoth, Flanigan… Aaaaaah!
Sawyer: Oh, this has gone far enough! Just give me it!
Danny: Oh no no you didn’t want it before!
Woolie: Excuse me I don’t mean to sound rude but…..
Danny & Sawyer: Will you just stay out of this?!
Woolie: Ooh, so sorry.
Female Secretary: Good day, Mr. Mammoth.
L.B. Mammoth: You animals will never…
Flanigan: Nibble kibble in this town again!
Tilly: I think they liked it.
Sneech: Oh no!
Noby Nobi: This is a disaster!
Danny: But it wasn’t-! It wasn’t their fault.
Lincoln Loud: Well, we feel terrible!
Adelaide Chang: Yeah, from now on we really have to behave!
Darla: Nice working with you Danny. (evil laugh) Singing and dancing animals!
Sawyer: She was your little angel?
Danny: She said she wanted to help us.
Tilly: And you believed her?
Danny: No wait…
Doraemon: How could she?
Lincoln Loud: Darla Dimple lied to us!
Adelaide Chang: Yes! But my friends and I have a great explanation!
Danny: But I... Woolie, I would... I'd...
Woolie: The spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me. Go home, son. Go home.
Cranston: Goodbye, show biz. Hello, farm work.
Tillie: Well, there's always Broadway. Yeah, Brodway! I hear hippos are very very big on Broadway.
Frances: Their big everywhere darling.
T.W.: You know… this is all Danny’s fault.
Cranston: You got it brother. That toe-tapping tom!
Frances: I never trusted him. Too happy.
Tillie: Well, I have to admit, we were better off before.
Cranston: Well, let's face it. That cat ruined our already miserable lives.
Tillie: Well, he's just a... He's a crackerjack is what he is.
Cranston: She's right. You're doggone right.
T.W.: Nothing but trouble, that guy.
Frances: Horrid little being.
Cranston: Bad luck! Old happy feet better not show his face around here again.
Sawyer: (song: Tell Me Lies) ♪ I’d never believe there was a rainbow that had a pot of gold at the end, I’m just too smart! For fairy tales like that. Yet here I am again, I thought this time we’re gonna make it, Why I thought so I really don’t know, Maybe something in his eyes just told me so, Something in his eyes, Tell me lies, And I’ll come running, I must have lost my mind, I must have lost my mind! I could close my eyes, And just tell you exactly what’s coming, Life’s gonna turn a little unkind, Seems like everyone’s sailing, Way out on the sea, And I’m stuck here on shore, Sun’s always shinging, But it’s never on me, Why should I try anymore? Tell me lies, Tell me lies, And I’ll just keep right on coming, This time I’ve got to believe in this dream, This time I’ve got to believe in this dream… ♪
Tilly: (leans back on diner)
Sawyer: Tilly!
Tilly: You know you can still catch him at the bus stop with Doraemon and his friends.
Doraemon: Uncle Danny wait!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Danny you can't leave! Darla Dimple and her assistant Max has ruined the stage! I do want you here with my friends and Doraemon and his friends too.
Danny: Hey guys!
Lincoln Loud: We've got to talk in the bus!
Sid Chang: We'll help you!
Danny: You're right guys! Come on fellas.
Sawyer: Danny wait! Guys!
Bus driver: So I guess it’s just you and me tonight, buddy and Doraemon and his friends too. Hey, did you guys hear about that disaster down at Mammoth Pictures? Oh, boy! What were those animals thinking? I mean, what a bunch of noodle-heads. No offense you know. I'm not calling you a noodle-head. It's just that they don't belong in pictures, do you guys know what I mean. They belong back on the farm. Look at them out there. Poor fools. They ain't got no future. What am I telling you for? You're heading home. You're not trying to be something you ain't. You're leaving this mess all behind. You know your place. I mean, I know my place, you know. It's here driving this bus. You know, you don't see me....
Takeshi Goda: Danny! Look it's Pudge!
Noby Nobi and Sue Morris: Danny tell the driver to stop the bus!
Danny: Sure guys! Stop the bus!
Bus driver: Geez! What do you guys wanna stop for? We just barely got started!
Danny: Exactly. See you in the movies! Thanks guys!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: You're welcome Danny. Come on, [locks elbows with Lincoln, Sid, Adelaide, Doraemon, Sue, Noby, Takeshi and Goda] we need a do-over of today.
Cranston: Hey, get off my property.
Announcer: All of Hollywood is represented here tonight for the premiere of Lil Ark Angel. How about a big hand for Joan Crawford, Cary Grant, W.C. Fields, Clark Gable, and L.B. Mammoth!
L.B. Mammoth: Carry on!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, how about a big hand for Darla Dimple! America’s Sweetheart Lover of Children and Animals. Darla Dimple's handprints are enshrined In the forecourt of the Chinese Theater. Ladies and gentlemen, we're all gonna gather inside the theater in just a moment to see the world premier of Little Ark Angel starring Darla Dimple!
Lizzie Griffiths: The movie started guys!
Wendy Darling: Oh sounds exciting!
John Darling: By Jove!
Michael Darling: Yeah! Danny and his will sing that song for Doraemon and his friends.
Tinkerbell, Fawn, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta and Vidia: And Lincoln Loud and his friends too.
Frances: Oh excuse me.
Cranston: Move!
Tillie: Excuse me…
Woolie: Could I just squeeze past? Ooh, so sorry.
Danny: They’re in! The minute the movie ends we go on.
Darla: (in movie) Yea, as you walk through your valley of despair. Fear not for I’m your Little ark angel. And I will look after every little itty-bitty teensy-weensy one of you.
Crowd: Awww…
Cranston: Shoot me.
Darla: (in movie) You shall all be alright after my majastic voice sings you a lullabye to soothe your fears.
Danny: It’s almost time guys! I’ll go hit the lights.
Pudge: Check!
Darla: (in movie) I shall help all poor helpless animals my flurried and feathered friends. It’s been said it’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights! Uh-oh here comes a big fat raincloud!
Doraemon: Run, Uncle Danny!
Noby Nobi, Sue Morris, Takeshi Goda, Sneech, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide Chang: DANNY!!!!
Max: Here kitty! Nice kitty! (evil laugh)
Adelaide Chang: Don't you dare!
Max: Huh?
Danny: How does the dog go?
Max: Woof?
Danny: VERY GOOD! [He pulls the rope, and the sharp angles of the roof of the theater pop the balloon, sending Max to the skies.]
Pudge: Danny! Guys! The movie’s over everybody’s leaving! Wow, your a mess.
Lincoln Loud: And you're a electrifying too.
Darla: Do you really love me?
Danny: Ladies and Gentleman. Wait! Please everyone t-t-take your seats! (coughs) Today we’ve come to honor Miss Darla Dimple. And because Darla Dimple cares she’s arranged a special treat for you. A new reality show with an all animal cast!
Darla: (gasp) H-h-have I?
Danny: A special live show with an all animal cast!
Frances: Not this guppy.
T.W.: Yeah. No, I'm with her.
Cranston: Come on, Sawyer.
Danny: Oh, don’t be too modest. Your the one who wanted us to preform for L.B. Mammoth! But not enough for America’s Sweetheart Lover of Children and Animals!
Darla: (frightened) M-M-Max?
Darla: Silly cat. Run along now. Skit-skat Mr. Kitty-Cat. Isn’t he cute? Run along and play Mr. Kitty!
Danny: Sawyer?
Sawyer: We’re all behind you Danny. 100% Don’t let them go Tilly!
Tilly: I got ‘em!
Cranston: Let go! Have you lost your mind?
Frances: Release me, you mad hippo!
Danny: Wait!
Tilly: One big happy family One big happy family!
Danny: Just a minute.
T.W: You will meet with disaster!
Danny: Just listen.
Cranston: I’ll chew your ears off!
Danny: Cranston!
T.W.: The end is near! The fat lady sung!
Danny: Ok if your willing to accept what they think of you then you can go! I almost did.
Cranston: Well, you should have. Life here for animals is the pits. We're always playing the scapegoat.
Wooly: Quickly forgotten.
Frances: Working for scale.
Danny: Then why are you still here? Because you can't forget the feeling, can you? The feeling you have when you two dance together, when you play, when you sing. They cursed you, humiliated you even slammed the door in your face, but they still haven't made you forget. Have they?
T.W.: "They can smash your cookie, but you’ll always have your fortune".
Doraemon: We're together!
Noby Nobi: We all are Hollywood stars!
Danny: Come on guys! Let’s show them what we can do.
Tilly: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Darla: Well…. (yawns) It’s kind of getting more or less rather late!
Danny: You couldn’t be more right! Hit it!!!
Little jack horner,Baby bear,Wee Willy Winkie: (plays 3 saxophones)
Danny: (song: Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now) Excuse me,ladies and gentlemen if you could be so kind.
Danny: Someone really special here is about to speak her mind!
Sawyer: I gotta song to sing, You don’t like my song I’m gonna sing it anyway, I gotta dream in my heart, Yeah! Nothing’s Gonna Stop us now!
Danny & Sawyer: Take 4 and 20 blackbirds and bake 'em in a pie, Before you put 'em in the oven, you know they’re gonna fly!
Danny: They say curiousity killed the cat, I’m livin' proof that that’s a lie…..
Danny & Sawyer: Now I’m gonna tell you why! Yeah! Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now! Nothing’s gonna stop us now!
Sawyer: And If I wanna dance I’ll dance…
Danny: She’ll dance!
Sawyer: Just as long as the law will allow, Dance and sing all night long, Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now! Yeah nothing’s gonna stop us now, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us Yeah!
T.W.: (singing with his opera voice) Look for me where there’s the smell of danger, The smell of danger is my middle name, I’ve been very quiet but I’ve got a lot to say, believe meeeeeeee.
Frances & Cranston: You ain’t going with us then stay out of our way!
Tilly: So let’s knocked down, cut down, locked down, shut down, held down, fell down every time! Push back, push back, dig out a contract! When you got yours you musta got mine! Nothing's gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now!
Sawyer: I gotta feeling inside! Oooooooh! And it’s love! Without a doubt!
Danny: Oh, I got someone I’m crazy about!!
Sonic & Amy: Nothing’s gonna stop us now!
Danny & Sawyer, Noby Nobi, Doraemon, Sue Morris, Takeshi Goda,The Sneetches, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang,Mr freeze,Popeye,Yakko,Wakko,Dot,Green Goblin,Jane and Junior Kangaroo,Doctor octopus,Mojo jojo,Spiderman: Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us. Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now! Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
(everyone applauds)
Lynn Loud Sr.: That's my boy!
Lola and Lana: And our brother too!
Lizzie Griffiths, Wendy, John, Michael Darling, Tinkerbell, Fawn, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta and Vidia: Hooray!!!
Becca Chang: My 2 daughters a star with Doramon and his friends and Lincoln and Ronnie Anne!
Stanley Chang: That's right,Becca!
Mad hatter: (looks down) WHAT THE-
Darla: (turned red in rage) I’m the star! You stupid, stupid characters! I SHOULD HAVE DROWNED YOU ALL WHEN I FLOODED THE STAGE! (Echos)
Woman: Darla Dimple?
Man: I can't even believe it.
Jane kangaroo: (to darla) I wanna find you………and l gotta kill you.
Junior kangaroo: And guess WHAT?!? I told you,little po*p!
(Junior pulls lever)
Darla: Whoa! Max!!
Max: F*ck you, Miss Dimple.
Honest John: Put ‘er there! (electrocutes pinocchio)
Heavy: You’re dead……NOT a nice surprise!
Gideon: (giggling) You’re dead,Pinocchio!😂😂😂😂
Pinocchio: I’m not dead, I’m REAL boy! (laughing)
Lizzie Griffiths: Lincoln! Ronnie Anne! Sid, Adelaide! We saw you guys on the stage!
Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah!
Tinkerbell: That's right guys! We better head back home to Pixie Hollow!
Wendy Darling: And Lizzie, Michael John and I are head back home to London too!
Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang: Bye guys!
Lizzie Griffiths, Wendy, John, Michael Darling, Tinkerbell, Fawn, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta and Vidia: See you guys!
Doraemon: Thank you Uncle Danny for showing us at Hollywood with my friends and Lincoln Loud and his friends!
Danny: You're welcome Doraemon! Sawyer and I are proud to call you my nephew!
Sawyer: Let’s see.. go to premiere. Check. Land a big part. Check. Get the girl? Check.
Doraemon: Well I guess we call a happy ending with Uncle Danny and Aunt Sawyer!
Noby, Sue, Takeshi, Sneech, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid and Adelaide Chang Yeah!
Doraemon: Come on! let's go home!
Flanigan: Sweethearts, celebrities, darlings!
L.B. Mammoth: Get a picture, boys. Everyone will be……..making history!
(All characters roared and cheered)
(Singin' In The Rain, Casablanca, The Mask, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Witches of Eastwick, Grumpy Old Men, Superman, Beetlejuice, Twister, Batman & Robin, Free Tilly,Home alone posters are shown)
(Darla is seen working as a janitor putting up a "The End" poster on a wall )
Darla: (turns the viewer and evil laughing)
(The poster falls down and wraps around her.)
THE END!!!