腐女子的恋爱理论 (Fǔnǚzǐ de Liàn'ài Lǐlùn)

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
太寂寥 看小说睡不着 	Tài jìliáo kàn xiǎoshuō shuì bùzháo 	Too lonely, couldn’t sleep after reading the novel
心在挠 更新字数太少 	Xīn zài náo gēngxīn zìshù tài shǎo 	Heart is tickling; the updated chapter is too short
肚子怪叫 熬夜忘记买夜宵 	Dùzi guài jiào áoyè wàngjì mǎi yèxiāo 	Tummy is rumbling, stayed up but forgot to bud midnight snack
糟糕糟糕 明天还要小考 	Zāogāo zāogāo míngtiān hái yào xiǎo kǎo 	How terrible, how terrible, still has an exam tomorrow
 	 	
芙蓉面 杨柳腰 	Fúróng miàn yángliǔ yāo 	Beautiful face, willowy waist
纵是男子也妖娆 	Zòng shì nánzǐ yě yāoráo 	He’s so charming despite being a boy
还以为帝王夜夜是春宵 	Hái yǐwéi dìwáng yè yè shì chūnxiāo 	Thought emperor’s every night is a spring night
穿越后恨历史没有学好 	Chuānyuè hòu hèn lìshǐ méiyǒu xuéhǎo 	Reading time travel yaoi novel, hate that I didn’t learn history well
 	 	
你的剑 我的刀 	Nǐ de jiàn wǒ de dāo 	Your sword, my blade
江湖的恩怨难了 	Jiānghú de ēnyuàn nánle 	Unable to cut off kindness and hatred
管他正派或魔教 	Guǎn tā zhèngpài huò mó jiào 	No matter virtuous or evil
每天都嬉戏打闹 	Měitiān dū xīxì dǎ nào 	Every day is a joyful day
 	 	
逃出了监牢 误入了黑道 	Táo chūle jiānláo wù rùle hēidào 	Escape from the jail, blunder into the Mafia
金发帅哥全都是基佬 	Jīnfǎ shuàigē quándōu shì jīlǎo 	Handsome boys with blond hair are all gays
总裁像豺狼虎豹 	Zǒngcái xiàng cháiláng hǔ bào 	The president is like jackals and wolves
秘书的外语蹩脚 	Mìshū de wàiyǔ biéjiǎo 	The secretary’s foreign language is clumsy
毕业在警校 誓言的荣耀 	Bìyè zài jǐng xiào shìyán de róngyào 	Graduate from the police academy, the glory of vows
现在追着街头混混跑 	Xiànzài zhuīzhe jiētóu hùnhun pǎo 	Now let’s chase gangsters on the street
教堂神父不祷告 	Jiàotáng shénfù bù dǎogào 	The priest is not praying in the church
却将我耳垂轻咬 	Què jiāng wǒ ěrchuí qīng yǎo 	But starts nibbling my ear
 	 	
爱 	Ài 	Love~
 	 	
别吐槽 黑眼圈像熊猫 	Bié tǔcáo hēi yǎnquān xiàng xióngmāo 	Don’t mock me, eyes black like a panda
太懊恼 结局还没看到 	Tài àonǎo jiéjú hái méi kàn dào 	Too annoyed, I haven’t seen the ending yet
装得再傲 在床上也会撒娇 	Zhuāng de zài ào zài chuángshàng yě huì sājiāo 	No matter how arrogant you pretend to be, gonna be coquettish on the bed
嗷嗷嗷嗷 腐女的魂在烧 	Áo'áo'áo áo fǔ nǚ de hún zài shāo 	Awawawaww, rotten girl’s soul is burning
 	 	
名侦探 有头脑 	Míng zhēntàn yǒu tóunǎo 	Detective with a smart brain
总缠着助手探讨 	Zǒng chánzhe zhùshǒu tàntǎo 	Keeps pestering his assistant to investigate
案情真的这么复杂难搞？ 	Ànqíng zhēn de zhème fùzá nán gǎo? 	Is the case really that complicated?
或是有谁设下奇怪圈套？ 	Huò shì yǒu shuí shè xià qíguài quāntào? 	Or maybe someone set a strange trap?
 	 	
攻和防 抓和逃 	Gōng hé fáng zhuā hé táo 	Attack and defend, catch and flee
怀揣了太多问号 	Huáichuāile tài duō wènhào 	Kept too many question in my mind
有故事就有高潮 	Yǒu gùshì jiù yǒu gāocháo 	If there is a story then there will be a climax
小孩子不看为妙 	Xiǎo háizi bù kàn wèi miào 	It’s better not to let little kids see it
 	 	
梦想多美好 现实太煎熬 	Mèngxiǎng duō měihǎo xiànshí tài jiān'áo 	How beautiful the dream is, how cruel the reality is
汉子路过从不正眼瞧 	Hànzi lùguò cóng bùzhèng yǎn qiáo 	Never look straight at the men passed by
随身带一堆肥皂 	Suíshēn dài yī duī féizào 	Take a chunk of soaps with me
去当个光棍月老 	Qù dāng gè guānggùn yuè lǎo 	To become a single matchmaker
 	 	
一半是唠叨 一半是牢骚 	Yībàn shì láo dāo yībàn shì láosāo 	Half is nagging, half is complaint
我的恋爱要到哪去找 	Wǒ de liàn'ài yào dào nǎ qù zhǎo 	Where am I gonna find my love
人生中满是碰巧 	Rénshēng zhōng mǎn shì pèngqiǎo 	Life is full of coincidences
说不定在下一秒 	Shuō bu dìng zàixià yī miǎo 	Maybe in the next second
 	 	
爱 	Ài 	Love~
 	 	
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 	Yī rù dānměi shēn sì hǎi cóngcǐ jiécāo shì lùrén 	Once you get into the world of yaoi deep like the sea, from now on your chastity will become a passerby
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 	Yī rù dānměi shēn sì hǎi cóngcǐ jiécāo shì lùrén 	Once you get into the world of yaoi deep like the sea, from now on your chastity will become a passerby
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 	Yī rù dānměi shēn sì hǎi cóngcǐ jiécāo shì lùrén 	Once you get into the world of yaoi deep like the sea, from now on your chastity will become a passerby
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 是路人！ 	Yī rù dānměi shēn sì hǎi cóngcǐ jiécāo shì lùrén shì lùrén!	Once you get into the world of yaoi deep like the sea, from now on your chastity will become a passerby, become a passerby!
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
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