Aughfellow SMP

Aughfellow SMP, or Augh SMP, is the colloquial name for a survival multiplayerIn Minecraft, "Survival Mode" denotes the main game mode, where the player starts out with no items, has health and can die, as opposed to "Creative Mode" where players are immortal and can spawn in infinite items. (SMP) Minecraft: Java Edition server created by and played on by members of the SBFW Crib. The Aughfellow SMP was created on July 13, 2023.
The server is not the first SBFW Crib Minecraft server, however it is the first to not be owned by a nonce.
Though largely set to Survival Mode, Cheese sauce fan 2007 solely plays in Creative Mode (acting as the server's "God" and doing a little trolling such as filling 's house with Chicken Peters) and there have been several instances where other players have been given temporary access to Creative. Alongside Cheese sauce fan, JewWario is also worshipped as a deity on the server.
The name "Aughfellow" is derived from a longstanding in-joke on the SBFW Crib.
==Players==
* (owner; the father)
*JewWario (the son)
* (the holy spirit)
*Bunger (not on the wiki)
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* (the butt of many practical jokes)
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*Dr___Tamm (not on the wiki [2])
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*Ilomen (not on the wiki [3])
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* (spectator)
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*XK (not on the wiki [4]; banned)
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=== Villagers ===
==== Cumfellow Town ====
*Cumface McGee (deceased)
*Cumface McGee's unnamed boyfriend (deceased)
*Shithead McPoopenstein (deceased)
*SuperVillagerLogan 
*Stinky Pants Villager
*Ross Geller
*hehehehe penis (deceased)
*JEFFY EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS
*TRUMP 2024
*Christine Weston Chandler (deceased)
*Ben Shapiro (deceased)
*Elon Musker
*Kanye West
*Madelin Mcan [sic] (deceased)
*Mario the Babysitter!
*Hot Furry Ken Stringfellow With Abs
*cum dumpster uwu
*..SPLOOGE!
*It seems to me that you're the (expert Mark)
*Harold Shipman
*SHE WAS 18 I SWEAR
*Philip Schofield
*WATCH BLUEY
*Matt Walsh
*rookiestray
===== Iron Golems =====
*I LOVE CUM AND DICKS (deceased)
*Sonichu (deceased)
*Rosechu
*Magi-Chan
*LGBTQ RIGHTS ENFORCER
*LGBTQ RIGHTS ENFORCER (there are two of these fsr)
*gay sex haver
==== Gay Sex Building ====
*LOOKING FOR GAY SEX! (they're all called this)
==== South New Cumfellow Town ====
All villagers here are currently unnamed.
== Notable events ==
Date 	Name 	Desc.
July 13 	Genesis 	The server's creation and the erection of the Sexfellow Palace
July 17 	The Prim Purge 	Cheese sauce fan enables the use of cracked Minecraft launchers on the server, enabling users with pirated copies of the game to join. This inadvertently resets every single user's individual save data and everyone loses their inventories and pets. Cheese sauce fan resets the server to a backup copy of the world from July 16 in a failed attempt to fix this. Everyone is given Creative Mode for two days as consolation. Named after PrimitiveSponge129, who made Cheese sauce fan enable cracked launchers so that he could join.
July 19 	Chicken Peter Massacre 	murders most of the Chicken Peters Cheese sauce fan had spawned in her chicken pen. thatjess had previously treasured her Chicken Peters but killed them due to their every-increasing abundance.
July 19 	Ender Dragon Incident 	Cheese sauce fan spawns a fucking Ender Dragon in a glass cage near PrimitiveSponge's Peter Griffin pixel art. The Ender Dragon breaks free and destroys much of Cumfellow Town. Fortunately, it is all restored except 's cow pen, with all the cows having been murdered by the dragon.
July 22 	Cumface McGee's Murder 	Prim digs a massive hole below bedrock in Cumface McGee's shop, killing Cumface McGee and his still-unnamed boyfriend. Everyone is sad and Prim is imprisoned for his crimes.
July 26 	Shithead McPoopenstein's Murder 	Zoltan confesses to having murdered Shithead McPoopenstein. Everyone is sad and Zoltan's arrest is pending.
August 3	SEYMOUR! JESS' HOUSE IS ON FIRE!	No, mother, it's just the northern lights. (Also related to Prim)
== Locations ==
=== Cumfellow Town ===
Cumfellow Town is the main place where the vast majority of players live. Also known as Old Cumfellow Town.
*Nether portal
*Sexfellow Palace
*JewWario memorial
*McDonald's
*Vape Shop
*Cumface McGee's shop
*Lowes
*Among Us Sex Shop
*FireMatch's house
*SpongeBot678's house
*thatjess' house
*CartoonGuy277's house
*PrimitiveSponge129's house
*Dan's house
*Yvonne's house
*Mob farm
*Aughfellow CemAUGHtery
*Poy's house (he's not even on the server)
==== Chicken Peter Island ====
A small island in Cumfellow Town.
*CrazySponge's house
*Bedrock Penis Forest
*Zoltan40's house
==== Pixel Art ====
There are various pixel art statues throughout Cumfellow Town, usually built in Creative Mode by users.
* Peter Griffin (by Prim)
* Jeffy (by Jess)
* Purple Pikmin (by Liz)
* Bluey (by Jess)
* Bluey and Bingo (by Jess)
* Autism Creature (by Jess)
* Marvin (by Prim)
* AMOGUS (by Liz)
* Bluey again (by Jess; New Cumfellow Town)
* Sonichu (by Jess)
* Jigglypario (by Prim)
==== Hahaaa Garden ====
A garden akin to Stampy's Love Garden, where seemingly random characters, people, and users from SBFW Crib inside jokes are added. The Hahaaa garden includes:
* Arre
* Vishall
* Zoltan's Mum
* Steven
* Chicken Peter
* Mark
* Johnny
* Denny
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* Chef Pee Pee
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* Jon L
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* Sandy Cock Vore
* Kelpy G
* JewWario
* Stinky Pants Squidward
* Ken Stringfellow
* Beardy Dad Paige [sic]
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* Phillip Schofield
* Jeffy
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* Bubble Bass
* Pissing Pearl
* Chris Chan
* Barbara Chan
* Bob Chan
*Magi Chan
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* Michelle
* Mike
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* TheJasbre202REA [sic]
* FluentInEatingAss
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* Idroppedmypen
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* Allan
* Jigglypario
* Peter Griffin
* Laffy
* Logan Thirtyacre
* Chilly
* Stampylongnose
* Daddy Pig
* Bluey
* Bingo
* Mummy Pig
* George Pig
* Peppa Pig
* Suzy Sheep
* Ped(r)o Pony
* Dr. Brown Bear
* Ada Rook
* Charlie Spring
* Nick Nelson
* Elle Argent
* Tao Xu
* not Ben Hope
* Bunger
* Sydney 
* Peppino Spaghetti
=== New Cumfellow Town ===
Another town founded by Zoltan. Originally just what is now referred to as North New Cumfellow Town, Zoltan later annexed the location of SeemsGood's nearby base, retroactively making it part of New Cumfellow Town.
==== North New Cumfellow Town ====
*Hotel
*Miniature tour version of CrazySponge's house
*JewWario cross
Much of North New Cumfellow Town is covered in pink wool because of a sponsorship deal with Barbie (2023).
==== South New Cumfellow Town ====
*SeemsGood's house
*Villager trafficking ring
*Iron farm
=== Poopfellow Town ===
Cumface McGee's hometown. The town has been abandoned due to all the villagers either dying or having been kidnapped and taken to Old Cumfellow Town.
=== Vorefellow Town ===
A village thatjess found on her way back to Old Cumfellow Town from a Woodland Mansion.
=== Other ===
Additionally, before moving to Old Cumfellow Town, FireMatch had a house in an unnamed location.
== Gallery ==
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== Notes ==
Category:2023
Category:2020s
Category:SBFW Crib
Category:Minecraft
Category:Cheese sauce fan 2007