The Writer's Rifle

This is the seventh episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
Pluto: Welcome, everyone, to my sign-ups for the final season of SpongeBob With Pluto!
(cricket noises)
Pluto: Seriously, nobody?
(more cricket noises)
Pluto: Shut up, cricket. (he stomps on the cricket, killing it) Much better. Surely there’s someone who wants to write.
CartoonGuy: Hey there Pluto.
Pluto: Hey! Wanna write for the final season of-
CartoonGuy: Just go read I hate my child ok byeeee! (leaves)
Pluto: God fucking damn it. What does it take to get someone to write for your show?
???: I know what it takes.
Pluto: Who the hell are you?
???: I am Jasbre.
Pluto: Of course.
Jasbre: I can tell you everything about forcing people to work on your spin-offs.
Pluto: Tell me more.
Jasbre: You gotta just do this. (he holds a gun up to a random user’s face) WORK FOR SPONGEBOB WITH PLUTO OR DIE!
Crazy: Uhh okay!
Jasbre: That’s better.
Pluto: That’s it? That’s all I have to do?
Jasbre: Yep. (he gives Pluto the gun) Use it wisely, there’s only 2 shots left in this bad boy.
Pluto: Okay.
(Jasbre disappears)
Pluto: Wait wut
Polar: HEY!
(Polar also disappears)
Pluto: What the fuck is happening?
Crazy: So are we gonna write for this stupid show or what?
Pluto: Fine.
(2 hours later…)
(Crazy is shoving a pencil up his-)
Pluto: AIDAN!
Crazy: What?
Pluto: You degenerate!
Crazy: o
Pluto: It’s been 2 hours and we’ve done jack shit! That’s it, you’re fired.
Crazy: WOO-HOO! (leaves)
Pluto: Hmm, now who to shoot next?
Tim: Did somebody say shooting? (gets threatened by Pluto with the gun)
Pluto: WORK ON SPIN OFF OR DIE!
Tim: Oh- okay!
(2 more hours later…)
Pluto: Could this script be any more homophobic?
Tim: You’re right, it could be.
Pluto: You’re fired.
Tim: Damn it. (leaves)
Pluto: There’s one shot left, better make this one a good one.
Liz: Hey it’s the writer of this episode here back with another episode of SBFW Chronicles- (gets threatened with gun)
Pluto: WRITE SPONGEBOB WITH PLUTO OR ELSE!
Liz: Okay okay fine! Jesus christ dude.
Pluto: Much better.
(2 hours later…)
Pluto: How come you haven’t written anything?
Liz: I’ve never read SpongeBob With Pluto before.
Pluto: Then what have you been doing for the past 2 hours?
Liz: Watching GrayStillPlays. He’s a funny guy you know.
Pluto: Ugh, you’re supposed to be WRITING. You’re fired, I’ve had it.
Liz: Good. (leaves, still watching GrayStillPlays on her phone)
Pluto: Why can’t anyone write for me these days?
(Meanwhile…)
CartoonGuy: WRITE I HATE MY CHILD OR ELSE!
Zoltan: You realize it’s 3 in the morning, right?
CartoonGuy: DOESN’T MATTER. (threatens Zoltan with a rifle)
Zoltan: This is not kool.
(end)
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