Dr. Bronner

==Overview==
Dr. Bronner is a mail deliverer for the United States Postal Service. He is also the former owner of Dr. Bronner's, a popular soap company.
==Detailed Biography==
Dr. Bronner calls into Double Heads during "Birthday Boys" to wish Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox happy birthday. During the call, he also announces that Dr. Bronner's will release a birthday cake-flavored soap in honor of the DJs birthdays. When Matt and Dillon ask Dr. Bronner about his degree credentials, he quickly hangs up.
During "Winners & Losers," Dr. Bronner surprises Matt and Dillon as their new mail deliverer. He was recently let go from Dr. Bronner's after the board was disturbed by his experimentation with birthday cake-flavored soap. He is 29 years old and was appointed to the title of "Dr. Bronner" at age 20, per family tradition. During his time at the company, he reveals that he was not allowed to listen to music.
Dr. Bronner brings a strange package to the studio during Adult Male Friendship, sending him and DJ Matt Fox on a trip to the local Chuy's, where they attempt to rescue Mike Korolla. Throughout the ordeal, Dr. Bronner reveals that he still has hundreds of bottles of his birthday cake-flavored soap, which he uses on his body, around the house, and in his tea every morning. Later in the episode, he uses the soap to lather up his naked body, which he and the DJ slide under the bathroom stall to rescue Mike, only to find that the whole entrapment was an elaborate prank.
He is currently seeking a new outlet for manifesto writing.
During "100 Years of Double Heads," Dr. Bronner shows up, and while the DJs hope he's bringing mail, he's just there to talk about his milk delivery work with Austin Powers (who is just a front for the Dairy Courtisan) and his birthday cake flavored soaps.
Dr. Bronner makes a final appearance during "Every Hotel Room" to let the DJs know he is dying, but he won't say why. He vaguely hints that he needs a number of organ donations to survive, and that he also has recently gotten really into crate digging for vinyl records. He also mentions that he might be only 1.5 years old. The DJs sympathize with his plight, and make an ask to their fans to see if anyone has organs to spare.
Dr. Bronner then reveals a dark truth: he is actually a clone of the real Dr. Bronner and is merely an organ farm to harvest from whenever the real Dr. Bronner needs organs. This explains why the Dr. Bronner the DJs know loves eating soap. As he says himself: "I deliver my mail, I eat my soap."
The DJs conclude the show offering Dr. Bronner one last moment to read his manifestos, which he poetically ends with "Dilute, dilute, okay."
==Appearances==
Birthday Boys
Winners & Losers
Adult Male Friendship
100 Years of Double Heads
Every Hotel Room