Ristar 31.1: Welcome to Taxes

== Overview ==
Ristar 31.1 is the 31.1st game in the Ristar series probably. It follows Ristar’s adventures as he joins the IRS and catches criminals. In this game Ristar invents the iconic joke known as the knock knock joke. Ever heard of them? yeah that was him.
== Story ==
=== Intro Cutscene ===
Ristar: ah how great of a day it is in new york today.
IRS: Knock knock
Ristar: hmm that gives me an idea
(Ristar goes to jail for tax evasion)
Meanwhile, in jail
Ristar: i feel terrible for not paying my taxes l didnt realize that by not paying taxes i wasnt funding the military, i will now join the IRS to stop others from not giving the money to the military for gun.
== More Cutscene ==
=== the personatar case ===
Ristar: Knock knock!
Personatar: who’s there?
Ristar: The IRS!
Personatar: ah shit
Ristar: no youre supposed to say “IRS who?” you cumbass bitch
Personatar: i am not a cumbass
Ristar: youre still a bitch tho now give me your money or i will order a drone strike on you face
Personatar: here is all my money please dont drone strike me
Ristar: the president thanks you for giving him money citizen
Ristar: another day saved thanks to ristar
=== the carpool case ===
(Ristar sees a group of people riding in a car together. he turns on his sirens and pulls them over.)
Ristar: hey men do you know why i pulled you over
Men: no
Ristar: well let me put it this way, Knock knock!
Men: what?
Ristar: The IRS Police!
Men: uh what
Ristar: i promise it’s funny if you do it right
Men: so um
Ristar: hey do you guys happen to have any taxes with you?
Men: uh taxes? oh yeah taxes we got lots of taxes around here
Ristar: give them to me now
Men: uh ok
(they hand them over)
Ristar: nice try fools i know you’re just trying to avoid your taxes now im going to kill you
=== the evasion case ===
Ristar: my name is taxes lets play a game
Joh: ok?
Ristar: im gonna run at you and you try and avoid me
Joh: alright got it
(Ristar runs at him and he dodges out of the way)
Ristar: ok sir you are under arrest
Joh: what why
Ristar: for evading taxes
Joh: no thats not fair you told me to evade taxes
Ristar: i didnt tell you to do anything
Joh: you literally did
Ristar: shut up you have to remain silent
Joh: you mean i have the right to remain silent, i dont have to be silent
Ristar: no you have to remain silent its the la
Joh: this is the worst
=== the vice president case ===
president: ristar i have a special mission for you
Ristar: yes sire what is it sire
president: i need you to investgate Vice President
Risar: alright i will do that
(he goes to vice presidents office)
Ristar: hello vice president the taxes are very nice today arent they
Vice P: yes taxes are good i love giving money to the military very much a lot in fact
Ristar: ah yes me too, you know taxes are gonna be gone soon
Vice P: oh really now?
Ristar: yes, what do you think of it?
Vice P: what do you mean
Ristar: like what do you think of taxes going bye nye
Vice P: i think it’s… good.
Ristar: AHA CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED YOU TRAITOR
vice p: oh no please i was a making a joke
RISTAR: YEAH RIGHT AND I WAS LYING TAXES ARENT GOING ANYWHERE
RISTAR: THERE ARE TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT WILL NEVER GO AWAY
RISTAR: TAXES AND
RISTAR: DEATH.
(ristar rips his heart out atticus finch style)
president (almost crying): yes im so happy for this im almost crying.
(the whole white house is clapping and some are uncontrollably sobbing)
End
== Trivia ==
* A Netflix original show was created based on this game along with a comic series
* this game was a pulitzer
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