Harky and the Beanstalk

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==Plot==
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==Transcript==
===Part 1===
[My, What a Happy Day music plays]
:Zelda: My, what a happy day. What a sunny sky kind of makes you sigh in a happy way. What a very merry day, all the world is gay. When your cares are light and your heart takes flight and you're swept away
:King Harkinian: [drinking] Mmm? Zelda! Enough!
:Zelda: Just to show their silver lining. [A cereal box knocks on her.]
:King Harkinian: Mah boi, I want dinner!
:Link: Oh boy! I'm a boy!
:King Harkinian: Hmm... I wonder what's for... Oh no! Link!
:Link: What happened? Oh!
:King Harkinian: Buy me some dinner!
[Trumpet music plays]
:Link: I guess I'd better get going!
[Money Money music plays in Morshu's shop.]
:Link: Golly!
:Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it?
:Link: No! I want a can for the King!
:Morshu: Mmmm. Sure!
:Link: I guess that's worth it. Sure!
:Morshu: It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.
:Link: Great! [Zelda get Idem sound plays]
[Trumpet music plays]
:Link: Huh?
:King Harkinian: You've saved me!
:Link: Yeah!
:King Harkinian: What's for dinner?
[Zelda get Idem sound plays]
:King Harkinian: OAAAAHHHHH!!!
===Part 2===
[Jazz music plays]
:King Harkinian: Link, You dumb piece of shit, you use all my money!
:Link: What?
:King Harkinian: Take him away!
:Lord Kiro: Yes, my liege!
:Zelda: I wonder what happened to Link?
:King Harkinian: Evil! Hmm?
:Mayor Cravendish: Your highness, would you kindly...
:King Harkinian: I'd hate you!
:Mayor Cravendish: Ouch!
:King Harkinian: Hmm.
:Mario: Amount due: One thousand two hundred and ninety five dollars and thirty one cents.
:King Harkinian: Nooo!
[War music plays]
:King Harkinian: Bart's...
[Gwonam enters on his magic carpet.]
:Gwonam: Your Ma...
:ED-209: Freeze! You were trespassing the property. Please surrender the weapons!
:Gwonam: Aye!
:ED-209: You are one second to the war!
:Gwonam: Ah! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
:King Harkinian: [laughing]
:Mayor Cravendish: You know, you owe me!
[glass breaking]
:Mayor Cravendish: Aaaaaaahhhh!
[Tower music plays]
:Morshu: You have it?
:Mayor Cravendish: No?
:Morshu: Mmmm. You're a little crap, my friend. As long as you can liver this to Link. You're in the richest. Yep?
:Mario: Nice of the enclosed instruction book to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi, look!
[Plants are outside the sewage station and a leprechaun dances.]
:Luigi: Whoa!
:Mario: It's been one of those days! Come on, Luigi! I hope we can get rid of 'em!
[Hyrule Prison.]
:Link: It sure is boring around here. Jesus!
:Mayor Cravendish: Oh, the indignity!
:Link: Huh?
:Mayor Cravendish: This is illegal, you know.
:Link: Golly!
:Mayor Cravendish: I managed to conceal this magic bean. I hope it can be of use.
:Link: Wow, thanks! [eats a magic bean]
:Mayor Cravendish: [laughing]
[Time card "One Month Later" is shown. Mario and Luigi kill the gnomes.]
:Mario: That oughta do it! Uh-oh!
:Luigi: You bring a light?
:Mario: No?
:Luigi: How are we gonna find them with the power going out?
:Mario: Look!
:Luigi: Over there!
:Mario: This is it, Luigi!
[Title says "Harky"]
:Dr. Robotnik: You'll interfere with my plans for the last time.
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