Gregory Conklin

Gregory Conklin is a character played by Lt_Custard
== Description ==
Gregory Conklin is an elderly man in search of adventure which he seeks through his taxi business; Conklin's Cabs. Greg enjoys telling vividly wild stories to anyone he encounters and often says he fought in World War II and Vietnam...but doesn't mention it wasn't for the side you think it was. 
== Gregory's Adventures ==
== Trivia ==
* Greg is colorblind
*Greg is addicted to cocaine
* He has had 8 wives (Though claims to have 25)
* His first cat got bludgeoned by his wife at the time
* He was a soldier in World War II and Vietnam (but not for the side you think)
*Has claimed to be 70, 75, 85, and 125 years old