Zoltan's Ceremony

This is the eighth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
Dan: Welcome everyone, to the ultimate castration of a lifetime!
Zoltan: Wait wut
Dan: Off with your things, ya filthy animal!
Zoltan: Kool
Dan: This is not “kool”, Zoltan. Your balls will be no more.
Zoltan: Oh god oh fuck.
Lil Grizz: Get on with it already! This’ll be good.
Dan: Okay okay. I will now bring Zoltan to the Ball Chopper 3000.
Zoltan: The what.
Dan: Alright, in 3… 2… 1…
Bot: WAIT!
Dan: What is it, Bot?
Bot: He may hate my guts, but I’m not gonna let his balls get cut off.
Zoltan: I still hate my child.
Bot: Shut up. Anyway, isn’t there a better punishment to do for him?
Dan: Now that you think about it…
(Cut to Zoltan reading the entirety of HFB)
Zoltan: Who the hell made this?!
Liz: You’re welcome.
Aidan: o
Purple: I had no involvement whatsoever.
Prim: Garf
Ally: I hate HFB.
Zoltan: Me too. Dan, is there a better punishment I can do?
Dan: Wanna get castrated?
Zoltan: Fine.
(3 agonizing hours later…)
Zoltan: Welp, I read it all. All 33 terrible episodes of HFB. Can I be free to go now?
Dan: Not just yet.
Lil Grizz: Aww.
Dan: Alright, fine, I don’t have any more trials for him to do. CASTRATION TIME!
Zoltan: But I thought I was in the cle-
Dan: I lied.
Zoltan: Unkool.
(One CBT later…)
Zoltan: This is not poggers.
Dan: I expected you to say this is unkool.
Zoltan: I’m not gonna repeat the same joke.
Dan: I did it all the time with Liz and it was fucking hilarious.
Liz: Oh dear.
Zoltan: Well in that case, this is very unkool. How am I gonna piss?
Dan: Doesn’t matter.
Zoltan: You want me to piss myself 24/7?
Dan: I mean sure why not?
Aidan: Sounds fun!
Dan: AIDAN! (mutes him)
Lil Grizz: Well I must say, this was the performance of a lifetime.
Dan: Indeed it was, cousin.
Lil Grizz: Wanna fuck?
(end)
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