Medal of Homer/Quotes

==Homer Simpson==
===In France===
*If this is France, where are the film festivals?
*The French woman are both more beautiful and more hairy than I expected.
*So this is where the crazy French Emperor Neapolitan is from.
====Collecting Flags====
*This one's going to make most exquisite doily!
*Stupid cowardly flag.
*I wonder if these burned well as the American flag?
*This takes care of Marge's birthday!
*Ooh, is this brushed cotton?
*I see a due rag in my future.
*This is a pretty boring freak flag.
====Inside the castle====
*I prefer Castle Smurfenstein.
===During the escort mission in Africa===
*Well, this sort of thing happens to me all the time when I'm drunk. It's best just to pretend everything's fine.
*I hope that gun didn't have a family.
*In your face, enemy artillery gun!
*Gun go boom! Wohohohohoho!
===On the S.S. Reel Crazy===
*You know what's even weirder? In Iceland, tipping in a restaurant is considered an insult.
*Can I have next Friday off?
*Okay, we get it, you want to kill us.
*Whee! Army food!
====Rigging C4====
*I should get Maggie some C4 to play with.
*C4 is so much like Play-Doh, I wonder if it's edible.
*C4 successfully planted and I still have all four fingers and toes.
====Attacking S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors====
*Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta... uh, forget about it.
*You suck, old-time Smithers!
==== Turning into Helium Homer ====
* (giggles) Me floatie!
* Look at me, I'm as light as a princess!
* Whoa, I'm slightly lighter than air!
==Bart Simpson==
=== In France ===
====Collecting Flags====
*Le yoink!
*Merci, sucker!
*I claim this flag for the United States of Bart!
*Wow, you guys are sure stocked up on flags.
*My flag now!
*Thanks for surrenndering your flag!
====Inside the castle====
*Ah, this reminds me of a similar time.
=== During the escort mission in Africa ===
* How do we suddenly end up in Africa?
* Red exploding barrels are so 2006!
* Greatest prank ever!
===On the S.S. Reel Crazy===
*That's weird! Grampa seems to have disappeared!
*Homer, you need to plant all the C4.
*Oh. What a surprise. Red exploding barrels.
*Red exploding barrels are so 2006!
*Red exploding barrels? I didn't know World War Two was so hacky.
====Attacking S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors====
*Your grandson's lifestyle will sicken you.
*Your sailor outfit is ridiculous!
*You suck, Smithers!
*Why is every generation of you a loser?
*(When Homer attacks S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors) Now that's a 20th Century beat down!
*(When Homer attacks S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors) Way to knock out old-time Smithers!
*(When Homer attacks S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors) Nice Smithers-bashing, Dad!
== Abraham Simpson ==
=== In France ===
* Let's go secure those paintings.
=== During the escort mission in Africa ===
* I can't hear a thing, but we got him!
* Private, we may be out-manned and under supplied, but you go to war with the army you've got.
* Burns, you're going to have to learn, you can't just go through life solving all your problems with money.
* That's the last gun, we're on Easy Street... which I believe is where Dracula lives, so watch your backs.
* I know it's hard to take orders from a man half your age, but that's just how things worked out.
* I don't like your obsession with these paintings, it's almost as if you care more about the paintings than the mission. Sorry, Burns. That was uncalled for. I don't know what got into me. I guess it's this **** war.
* Nice escorting, boys, I'm proud of ya! Maybe I won't have that vasectomy!
== Private Burns ==
=== In France ===
* Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.
=== During the escort mission in Africa ===
* Well Seargent, the correct way to proceed in this sort of situation is to run away.
* No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. You go to war with the army you've brought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place.
* You fellows go ahead. I'll stay here with the priceless paintings and make sure no one makes a fortune selling them on the black market.
* But the paintings are so valuable.
* The art treasures are safe! Now I can sell them and buy a really nice car! I mean, put them in a museum.
=== On the S.S. Reel Crazy ===
* You can't get me! I bet you couldn't even overthrow Mussolini!
* (To Homer or Bart) Your attack is as impotent as I am!
* (The third mission completed) Rosebud... is a cliché... but still... (groans)
==Cesar==
*After you're done with, could I have a cigarette?
*What can I say? I'm a runner, not a fighter.
*Ou est la toilette?! (Where is the toilet?!)
*You've bloodied my slobby nose!
*I called a general strike!
*I had it coming.
==Ugolin==
*I remember my first surrender. It was with an older girl from school, we surrendered over and over until I got it right.
*All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.
*Why do all of our words have to be either a guy or a girl? I just don't get it.
*I was kicked out of mime school because I didn't know apparently, you couldn't talk. I mean, what's that all about?
*We are doomed! Doooooomed!!!
*Jean-Paul Sarte concerned me at a party and started talking about the place of nothingness with consciousness, blah blah blah.
==Woman==
*Marie Antoinette may have been a spoiled brat, but you cannot argue with her position on cake.
*Everyone else gets up to the morning bells, what's Freré Jacques problem?
*A woman can surrender just as well as a man.
*(Sigh) we'll always leave Paris...to surrender...
*Zut zut zut!
*Get me le **** out of here!
*So long monsieur sucker!
*Feet, don't fail me now!
*In France's long history of great lovers, none is greater or more celebrated than Pepe Le Pew.
==Announcer==
*I think I saw a glimpse of Bridget Bardeau whooshing past me on a train once. True story.
*When the war is over, I'm going to settle down and open a surrendering school for the blind.
*You can surrender if your heart is pure... Or purée... *evil laugh*
*Let's make this our best surrender yet!
*If they want to fight, turn around. They may not be willing to shoot you in the back.
*We must not be cowards to hide from our call to surrender.
*People say we surrender like monkeys, we show the world that we surrender like men!
*If we do not surrender now, who will continue this unfair stereotype?
*When you bow down, but some real bend in your knee.
*If you feel shame, drink more wine,
*If a crepe fought a croissant I wonder which would win.
==S.S. Reel Crazy Sailor==
*Defend our fearless leader!
*Tell it to the Andrews Sisters!
*If you quit you you stay in the Japanese internment camp!
*I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
*Mr. Burns forever!
*Go suck a lemon!
*Why won't you just surrender?
*You're morbidly obese and I mean morbidly!
*Why is a little boy in the army?
*Why won't you just surrender!
*I wish I had a nuclear bomb!
*I don't even know what video games are!
*Spoiler alert! Don't tell me how the war ends!
*Mr. Burns gives me penny candy! What do you give me?
*Go back to the present!
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