Plant Interviews 42: Twin Sunflower

Made by Milesprower2.
This is the interview with the two headed sun producer!
Me: "Hello Twin Sunflower!"
Sea-shroom: "Hi!"
Twin Head 1: "Hi Miles!"
Twin Head 2: "Hello Sea-shroom!"
Twin Head 1: "Which of you is interviewing us?"
Twin Head 2: "Miles of course, we were told it would be a fox."
Twin Head 1: "Are you going to ask us about our super-chic line of ultra-expensive sunglasses?"
Me: "In a bit but..."
Twin Head 2: "Are you going to ask us about..."
Me: "I'm interviewing you, stop asking questions!"
Twin Head 1: "Oh okay."
Me: "Now, how were you two created?"
Twin Head 2: "It's a secret."
Me: "Was it a crazed night of forbidden science that created you two?"
Twin Head 1: "How do you..."
Twin Head 2: "Shh, don't confirm his theory!"
Me: "You just confirmed it by saying that."
Twin Head 2: "Wait, what?"
Sea-shroom: "So, what's it like having a super-chic line of ultra-expensive sunglasses?"
Twin Head 1: "The Poppyrazzi is always swarming us. They're more annoying than Chickens."
Me: "Not a lot is more annoying than Chickens. Well, Disco-trons are."
Twin Head 2: "Oh no no no, the Poppyrazzi is more annoying than them, Chickens and Mecha-Footballers combined with Garg Primes and a Zombot Sphinx-inator."
Sea-shroom: "What are they talking about?"
Me: "You wouldn't know, you never travelled through time."
Sea-shroom: "...Right."
Me: "Anyway, I doubt that Twins, they can't be THAT bad."
Twin Head 1: "THEY ARE THAT BAD!"
Me: "Okay, whatever. Is it true you once told Peashooter to shoot Wall-nut because he was bitten by a Zombie?"
Twin Head 2: "Well, duh, he was turning into a zombie because he was bitten by one."
Me: "Cause you also got bitten soon afterwards."
Twin Head 1: "Let me take a nibble out of your..."
Twin Head 2: "BRAIN!!!"
Me: "Oh dear."
A Bungee Zombie steals the Twin Sunflower, not realizing it's a zombie.
Me: "Well...that was lucky."
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