Coffee - House Propoganda

==Publishers Summary==
Cause apparently the average person doesn't know how to order a cup of coffee.
==Transcript==
: Coffee Jerk
: Hell-oo! Welcome to Star-Schmuck's Coffee houses!
: Foamy
: Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Shut up and listen! I got this fuckin' flyer in the mail from you GOD-DAMN coffe-house establishment. Are you people sick?
: Coffee Jerk
: What seems to be the problem, sir? It's just a simple flyer, as to tell you how to order your coffee? Because you mere morons, don't know what you're doin'?
: Foamy
: Riiiight. So you're tellin' me, that you and your company think your customers are SO STUPID that you actually have to give them a set of directions on HOW to ORDER a cup of Coffee.
: Coffe Jerk
: Have you ever worked as a 'Barista'? Oh, it's hell...
: Foamy
: Barista? What the hell, is a fuckin' Barista? Is that Mexican for know-nothing coffee-swill serving asshole? 'Coz that's pretty accurate. And what the fuck is with THIS phrase; "What image does your drink convey about you?"
: Coffee Jerk
: It just means that when you get a StarSchmuck's coffee, you, convey, a certain image? An image that is.... Ab*Fab?. That's... Absolutely Fabulous to you un-trendy folks.
: Foamy
: Ehhwwww, I see! I see! So your flyer says, as long as I'm carrying around a StarSchmuck's coffee cup, I'll convey the image, of a Trendy individual, Loved by all, and Accepted by the Coffee-house illuminati!
: Coffe Jerk
: That's Right! (Holds up Rainbow Flag, signifying 'Homosexual')
: Foamy
: Oh, yeah? Who the fuck are YOU to tell me how to order a cup of coffee?
Pan to CoffeeJerk
: Foamy
: I'm the customer, you're the servant! If I say for you to get me a large hazlenut coffee with no sucky undertaste, you say, Yes Sir! And get it! If I tell you to shoot yourself in the head, you say, Yes Sir! And do it!
: Coffee Jerk
: Unh... We don't have, Large?
: Foamy
: Don't get me started on that bullshut, you asshole! Your coffee-house propaganda will NOT work on me! You fuckers are like the Nazis of the Coffee-house circuit! Fuck you! Fuck your flyer! And fuck your directions on how to order coffee! Look at this! It's a Doon-Kin Don-Nottz Coffee cup! HA! I shun you and your trendy fuckin' coffee-house bullshit!
: Coffee Jerk
: Puh-Lease! That coffee cup is SO out of style?
: Foamy
: Uh-huh. How about burning your face off with the scolding hot contents of this out-of-date coffee-cup? That trendy enough for you? Huh?
: Coffee Jerk
: Uhmmm.... That type of violence when out of style, with those, Freddy Crouger films? He was such a bitch.
: Foamy
: Hey. Freddy Versus Jason kicked ass. I don't care what anyone says.
: Coffee Jerk
: Ugh. I know I should've stayed in Massachusetts.
: Foamy
: Oh, I see. Fleeing the Country to avoid the subject now, unh? Huh-huh.
End screen appears.
: Coffee-House
: Propaganda no more!
End screen appears.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website