Sacri's guide to scps - writing!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME TO…
SACRI’S GUIDE TO SCPS SEASON 94!!!
THIS EPISODE…
WRITING
HERE ARE THREE LITTLE TIOS TIPS FOR WRITING
OOPS 
NUMBER 1
DONT BE REDUNDANCY 
THIS IS THE GOOGLE THING FOR REDUNDANCY
IT SAYS ITS BAD
THINK ABOUT THIS…
WHAT IF THERE WAS A LITTLE GUY WHO LOVED TO WAVE HIS HAND AT PEOPLE
AND HE TOLD ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT HE LOVED TO PARTAKE IN THIS SILLY ACTIVITY
THAT’S ALL GOOD AND DANDLY DIDDLY DOO…
BUT WHAT IF THEY SAID IT AGAIN… 
AND AGAIN…
AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE YEAH… WE GET IT, BRO!
IF THE AUDIENCE ALREADY KNOWS SOMETHING, THEN DONT REPEAT IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT UM I DONT KNOW
NEVER MIND I D
SORRY I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE IM SORRY
BUT I DO… B)
NUMBER 2
DONT USE A CASUAL FORM, WRITE THE ARTICLE LIKE CLINICAL AND SERIOUS
WAIT WHATS NUMBER 3
THATS OKAY LOOK AT THIS IMAGE INSTEAD 
UM
THE NEXT TIP…
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[BEGIN LOG 1]
What are we going to do, sir? We just lost all our funding! All of our clients have bailed on us! Employees are quitting because we can’t pay them anymore! Research is going nowhere! We discovered one thing, latched on to that, and dug ourselves into the ground trying to figure it out! We won’t figure it out! What- what are we going… to do?
Everything’s fine. I understand your concerns, but I have a plan. Remember those cloning machines we created a long time ago? 
Well, yes sir- but we swore we would never use those-
So?
Sir-
You said the clients were bailing on us n’ [EXPLICIT]. There’s nothing else we can do. Atleast for now. If we want to continue this, then we need to clone somebody who would never quit. Not only that, but the clones are quite resilient, and last for a very, very long time. They’ll be able to continue our work long after we’re gone.
This doesn’t seem ethical-
Do you want to leave along with the rest of everyone? 
I don’t- I don’t know. It’s just- while Sacri’s good at what she does, it’s just-
There’s nothing wrong with this. It’s just what needs to be done. 
[SIGH] Okay sir. I’ll fire the machines up and call Sacri down to the office.
[END LOG 1, BEGIN LOG 2]
So you’re tellin’ me I’ll have a whole [EXPLICIT] army of myself? That’s rad! 
Yes. We’ve decided that if Sinnesloschen wants to make it through the final 2 months of 1990, we’ll need to take some desperate measures. These clones won’t remember all the same things you do, but they’ll still be very similar. They’ll do exactly as they’re told.
Awesome! But- what about the media? What are they gonna think of this?
[END LOG 2]
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