Hardy (DS)/Quotes

==Greetings==
"Oh, it's you, [Player]. If you don't work hard, your dad will know!"
==Chat==
===Male Version===
*"This valley hasn't changed through the ages. And neither have I, but..."
*"Hmm... Living a long life is going to be tough maintenance..."
*"Do you think you'd like to have a long life?"
*"Don't you think living too long might be a problem too? Lately, I've been thinking..."
*"Having lived so long, I've met all sorts of people. The people in this valley are all good people. I am convinced of this."
*When shown a Blue Feather: "What is this? Are you proposing to me? Quit joking around! That's just not me."
*When shown your cat/dog: "I may not look that way, but I like animals! Well, they usually run away..."
*At Galen/Nina's: "Galen is a lucky man to have a wife like Nina. Maybe I should get married... What's so funny?"
*Going to Romana's: "Well, I'll go to Romana's. Going for her physical check up."
At Romana's: 
*"Romana's health is incredibly good! But her foot looks a bit bad.
*"Her family has a history of people living long lives. I'd like to know the secret!"
At the Blue Bar:
*"This place has always been tops in my book. The menu and people are good."
*"Everyone who comes in here's like a permanent fixture. Hahahaha."
After Nina dies:
*"Nina was such a great person. I knew her since we were kids."
*"If I were to tell you why, I'd say that we all have secrets. Deep down inside."
===Female Version===
*"Do you aim to live long, [Player]?"
*"You ever think about living too long? Well lately I've been thinking about that."
*"*sigh* An old boy like mine requires lots of upkeep."
*"This valley hasn't changed a bit since the old days. And neither have I, Missy."
*"I'd say you're fine. Just don't overwork yourself."
*"I've met an awful lot of people in many years."
*"Every last person in this valley is pure of heart. I really do believe that."
*When shown your dog/cat: "I may not look it, but I've got a soft spot for critters. But they usually run away."
At Romana's:
*"By golly, old Romana's healthy as a horse. Legs are a bit wobbly."
*"This family comes from good stock, with long life spans... I wonder what makes 'em tick."
At Galen's:
*"Wouldn't you say my bonsai has more spunk than Galen's?"
*"It's because I trim my bonsai with a special laser. Others just aren't doing that."
After Nina dies:
*"Nina was a fine lady. I knew her since she was a little munchkin."
*"How did I know her, you ask? Everyone has their secrets. It's a secret."
At the Blue Bar:
*"Now [Player]. You gonna drink?"
*"The drinks here are top notch. I guarantee it. Hahaha!"
==Gifts==
===Male Version===
*Loved: "You're giving me this? Wow, this is amazing! Thanks!"
*Liked: "Wow, is this really for me? Thanks."
*Neutral: "Thanks."
*Disliked: "It doesn't look good on you, but I'll take it."
*Hated: "Hey, do you have a grudge against me? How dare you give this to me."
*Birthday Gift: "It was really nice of you to remember my birthday... Thanks!"
*When given jewelry: "Oh, thank you! What is this for?"
*When given an accessory: "Hmm, can't tell, but... I'll take it anyway..."
*When given perfume: "What's this? It's driving my nose crazy!"
===Female Version===
*Loved: "For me? Ooh, this is nice! Thank you."
*Liked: "For me? Thank you."
*Neutral: "Thank you."
*Disliked: "This doesn't look healthy.. Guess I'll take it anyway."
*Hated: "Do you have something against me? Why else would you hand over such rubbish?"
*Birthday Gift: "How did you know that today's my birthday? My thanks are in order."
*When given jewelry: "Well now, thank you. What's this for?"
*When given accessories: "Hmm, well whatever it is, I suppose I'll take it..."
*When given perfume: "What the heck is this? I'll bet it bothers my nose."
==Festivals==
Cow Festival:
*"If you drink cow's milk, you'll have strong bones, so drink your milk."
*"There were many kinds of cows. Next year, it'll be fun."
*You enter a cow (male version): "You're going to enter? It's your chance to show what you're made of. Good luck."
*You enter a cow (female version): "Oh, you're going to enter? Show yourself as a farmer! Good luck."
*You enter a cow and lose (male version): "Don't let it get you down. There's always next year. You'll do better then."
*You enter a cow and win (female version): "Heh, you won! Next time let me try some milk from the cow that won!"
*You enter a cow and lose (female version): "Don't get so depressed. You can try again next year."
Sheep Festival:
*(female version): "A wool blanket is warm and feels great in winter. Hm? Put some pants on? Mind yer own business!"
*(male version): "Sheep wool comforters are nice and warm in winter. Huh? Put on my pants? These are my pants!"
*(female version): "Man, sheep are noisy when you get this many together. I can still hear them... Baaah, baaaaah."
*(male version): "Well, it sure gets loud when there are that many sheep in one place. I can still hear the sheep bleeting in  my head."
*You enter a sheep (male version): "I just heard that you entered the sheep contest. Best of luck."
*You enter and lose (male version): "That was too bad. You did well, though."
*You enter (female version): "I heard you're going to enter it. I'll be cheering for ya."
*You enter and lose (female version): "Don't get so depressed. You can try again next year."
*You enter and win (female version): "I never thought you'd win... I mean... Ah, nevermind."
New Years Day: 
*(male version): "I'm worried that some old people will choke with the New Year's rice cakes."
*(male version): "Or what if I choke? Of all the people, that would be ironic."
*(female version): "I was just worried that somebody might choke on something..."
*(female version): "But then, I may be the one who chokes on rice cakes.."
Category:DS Quotes