White Bird

Name 	White Bird
Likes 	Taking Craps
Friends	The Birds
Enemies	The Pigs, Grover, Sharkbutt(formerly)
White Bird is a protagonist in Angry Birds Craptastic Adventures. He is one of the biggest comic reliefs of the series, being that he takes craps in almost every episode.
He has never had a consistent voice, and has had several different voices by several different people.
== Biography ==
White Bird is an egg-shaped white bird with black feathers on his head and tail. He first appeared in "Baby Sitter," along with most of the other birds. He is one of the most consistent comic relief characters, with his need to use the bathroom constantly overshadowing whatever serious situation he is involved in. The other birds seem to dislike this aspect of him, finding it gross and unnatural. The other birds often tell White Bird to shut up whenever he speaks(though he never reacts to this). Unlike most of the other birds, White Bird's personality was established in his very first appearance.
Why he needs to crap constantly is unknown. The series has hinted that he has some sort of medical issue, but what exactly it is is unknown. Despite his affliction, White Bird has proven himself to be a worthy fighter, as all of his attacks involve him farting/crapping on his opponents. It may be odd, but it always seems to be an effective attack. 
On the other hand, his craps tend to be so intense that they have been known to literally blow up the birds' bathroom, and even their entire house, which causes them all-especially Red Bird-much grief and frustration.
== Personality ==
White Bird comes across as nervous and anxious, due to his nasally voice and his need to crap, even when he isn’t in the bathroom. While the rest of the birds have an aggressive/angry side to them, White Bird seems to be relatively devoid of this, as he has never been shown getting extremely angry at anything, even the eggs being stolen. He only ever seems to fight because the other birds tell him to do so.
White Bird has never been a major character in the series, usually being relegated to a small comic relief appearance.
White Bird is gay, as he has made out with a male pig and said that Giant Red Bird looked "sexy" when he lost weight. He could be bisexual, though he has never shown attraction to any females.
== Appearances ==
White Bird has appeared in just about every episode that features the other birds, though he usually runs to the bathroom, sometimes for an entire episode. He only appeared physically in the first episode of "Birds in Space," sitting that adventure out along with Green Bird and Orange Bird, though he has a voice-only cameo in the final episode. 
==Trivia==
*White Bird is a male, but in the official Angry Birds canon, White Bird is a female named Matilda.
*Red Bird once claimed that White Bird craps out eggs all the time, so it is possible that the birds' eggs came from him, though this is unlikely to be true.
*The reason he didn't go into space with the other birds is because Red Bird told him that since he craps out eggs in the game, they would just float around in space's zero gravity. White Bird has never actually been seen crapping out eggs, only implied.
Category:Birds
Category:Angry Birds
Category:Characters
Category:Annoying
Category:Heroes
Category:Male
Category:Main Characters