The First Debate

The First Debate is the fifth episode of the first season of The Ruler of the Seven Seas. It is the fifth episode overall.
== Synopsis ==
SpongeBob is about to face Gillary Fisherton in the first primary debate, but develops stage fright.
== Transcript ==
“Hey y’all! We’ve got an election, and this Kingshire Entertainment original sitcom to run!” SpongeBob yelled. “Oh yeah, there will be no Tyce+Travis segment today,” Plankton added.
“SpongeBob, are you ready for the ClamTube debate tomorrow? You seem nervous. I don’t want to upset the money—I meant the people” Krabs asked. “Yeah, I agree. And when I agree with Krabs, I know something’s up,” Plankton added. “You’ve made an impact. Our 50-year rivalry has been broken because of you, so don’t give up on the people even if they do have no taste in food,” Plankton said quietly. “Yeah, but it’s my stage fright,” SpongeBob said. Patrick suddenly appeared out of nowhere and said, “I can help you”.
SpongeBob and Patrick walked outside.
Kelpy G had no time to write this idiot episode so lol bye...well, a few more paragraphs.
SpongeBob walked on to the podium to deliver his speech:
Greetings, people of the Pacific Republic. Since prehistoric times, this country has been ruled by a monarchy. First the Krabs, then the Stars, and now the Neptunes. It’s time to end autocratic dictatorship, and bring on a democratic socialist way.
I miss King Neptune just as the next guy, but he’s been a monarchic fool. If I said this a day before his death, I’d be executed. He donated millions of dollars to the production of Tyce+Travis: Naughty Boys In Bed. He commanded the government to give it a child-friendly rating so that both kids and parents can see? Our children are in poverty. Why are we giving them horny crap, when they need education!
And what about the healthcare?! King Neptune and his corporate friends charge healthcare at unreasonably high prices. Our citizens have to travel thousands of miles in foreign lands just to get life-saving surgery. Plain stupidity, I tell you. Plain stupidity.
We citizens are tired of their crap, and we refuse to take more! Vote me for president of the Pacific Republic!
Kelp Garrison was outside the stage when he noticed a Gillary staff member on a computer. He just went to the bathroom, leaving the computer unattended. Kelp walked to the computer, to see “MistySeed.com” in the URL. He grabbed a piece of paper and wrote it down….
== Trivia ==
* This was the first episode not to be in production when the show debuted on July 14.
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