XXX Factor

I am a boy, 17 years of age and with lots of talent, recently I have heard of the X Factor coming to America, My town so I am going down there now to apply, they did make a spelling mistake, it was called the XXX Factor but still? (After driving down) There is a handful of people here, maybe people realized the spelling mistake in X Factor, now its time to do my dance :3 
So guys, I'm back! I made the X Factor! Ogm I shall become a famous person on TV! :O So the next time we see the people will be tomorrow because they need us to check skills, they wear masks and I am like what, they are so creepy! 
==The next day!==
Oh my gosh! I saw one of the people who are making the talent contest! He had no mask on and looked like a thumb wearing a hat! I don't have any proof but ITS TRUE!
When I saw him, I cried a little at his ugliness so I went home, and looked up thumb in a hat, I found this wiki called Trollpasta Wiki and it had him on it! He was called EVIL PATRIXXX and he is evil! I shall investigate 
==When he appears on TV== 
"Your live! Come on Nigel!" That's my manager calling me to get on stage, so I get on and jump into my routine Zorba and then, my head was chopped off! I fell down to the floor with my head next to my body and the whole crowd in the background started laughing, I didn't know what was happening until my lopped off head saw what the show was really called, XXX Factorless and I died from bloodloss 
==The Aftermath==
Officer Janson sat down sighing to himself, this XXX thing is going nowhere! Everyone is just dying very abruptly to unknown forces! 
Co Officer Dumbass: HAY CHEEF, I FOUND SOMETHING (They look at an Thumb in a hat picture) Everyone: MEH!
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