Sesame Street: I’m All Grown Up

Based on Thatababy.
== Bert and Ernie ==
BERT: Hey Ernie, you gotta do your taxes.
ERNIE: Okay dokay!
*two hours later*
ERNIE: Taxes done!
BERT: Ernie! You can't use a 1040ez!! You make too much money on merchandising alone!! 
ERNIE: Ooooh. More retirement income! So what's the payout plan? 
BERT: That's why we're in full retirement. 
ERNIE: You mean, you've been putting me on for weeks? 
BERT: Ernie. I've been telling you for years that you need to plan for your retirement. 
ERNIE: I don't know, Bert. Everyone's acting like it's the moon landing! 
BERT: Ernie. I've been telling you for years to get into that 401(k)!! 
ERNIE: All right! Thank you, Bert! 
BERT: Good grief!
== Elmo Says Shakespeare ==
ELMO: Elmo is a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Christian is? If you prick Elmo, does Elmo not bleed? If you tickle Elmo, does Elmo not laugh? If you poison Elmo, does Elmo not die? And if you wrong Elmo, shall Elmo not revenge? If Elmo is like you in the rest, Elmo will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach Elmo, Elmo will execute, and it shall go hard but Elmo will better the instruction. 
== N is for Nacho ==
COOKIE MONSTER: Now what starts with the letter N? Nacho starts with N!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
Oh, nacho nacho nacho starts with N!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
Oh, nacho nacho nacho starts with N!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
N is for Nacho, and Nacho is for me!
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