Scrambled Craches

Scrambled Craches is a cartoon featuring Marky E. Coyote and Joey Runner. == Plot == Marky E. Coyote (Eternalli Cockroachiius) and Joey Runner (Angryus Supersonicus) are counting their chase through the twisty roads of the desert. As Marky E. closes in on the Joey Runner, a 4-way intersection is reached and the Joey Runner takes a left turn. Marky E. looks back as he breaks himself into the dirt, not noticing a "DANGER BRIDGE OUT" sign, and thus falls off the edge of the plateau and busts a hole in the roads below. Tossing out his utensils and untying the napkin from his neck, Marky walks out of the hole and plans his next scheme. #Thinking simple, Marky attempts to simply trip the Joey Runner with a fake foot (to avoid unpleasant repercussions on himself), but only ends up getting the fake foot winded. As he walks out, he kneels on the leg and scratches his head, only for the leg to unreel itself, twisting his body in turn. #Marky E. broods in the dirt, and soon comes up with a new plan: Throw out a dynamite stick with a string. However, when Marky E. circles the string over his head, it lassos itself around Marky's face for exploding. #Going for speed again, Marky then builds a contraption made from a fan, a sail, and roller skates to propel himself down the road. This works excellent in a straight line, but follow the Joey Runner around a tight curve. The poor Marky is thrown into a pool, digs through the dirt beach, and slams directly into a wall. #Next, Marky E. holds onto a large firework and lights it as the Joey Runner passes, hoping to give semi-aerial chase. However, the firework takes off without its owner, flaying Marky's chest in the process, and then it hits a curve and reverses itself, also flaying Marky's skin and deeply annoying the devious cockroach. #Devious doesn't apply to the next simple trap: Marky E. tries to pull a large boulder onto one end of a see-saw to launch himself towards the Joey Runner on a high cliff, but the boulder squashes him instead. #Marky E. pushes an anvil tied to a balloon off an outcropping, and then pulls the string when he hears the Joey Runner, trying to flatten his nemesis. The anvil and the Joey Runner coverage towards the same spot in the bridge the Joey Runner is now on, but the Road Runner breaks just in time to avoid it. The anvil smashes through the bridge, is thrown back up through the hole by a power line, and drops towards Marky who is perched on the very edge of the outcropping. Shivering with fear, Marky E. covers his head, preparing for the impact. The anvil misses him, but instead breaks through another part of the outcropping. Marky sighs with relief, but soon spots he is defying gravity and is then subject to it.