ハロウィン遅刻パーティ (Halloween Chikoku Party)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
予定調和　無痛覚　いつも　いつもを吐き出したけれど 	Yoteichouwa mutsuukaku itsumo itsumo o hakidashita keredo 	Pre-established harmony and lack of sense of pain, I’d spat out always, always
遷移なんてもんはまるで必要無かったんだ 	Sen'i nante mon wa marude hitsuyou nakatta nda 	but a transition was practically unnecessary
 	 	
大事変は予兆皆無　手紙一つを投げつけてさ 	Daijihen wa yochou kaimu tegami hitotsu o nagetsukete sa 	The huge incident had not one omen ― only a single thrown letter
季節外れ　何の啓示　ハロウィンパーティーとか 	Kisetsuhazure nan no keiji harouin paatii toka 	for some out of season revelation, a Halloween party
 	 	
ぽつり　独り　ベッドの上 	Potsuri hitori beddo no ue 	Isolated, alone, atop the bed,
どこか　見知らぬ　森の中 	Dokoka mishiranu mori no naka 	and somewhere among the unknown forest
 	 	
高い高い　扉開く 	Takai takai tobira hiraku 	Open up the tall, tall, door
の忘却パーティー 	Riaru no boukyaku paatii 	to this party, where you can forget reality
 	 	
「ここからは「仮想」故に内緒ですよ」 	"Koko kara wa "kasou" yue ni naisho desu yo" 	“Everything which happens from now on, is in your ‘imagination’, and is therefore a secret.”
『貴方のご正体』 	“Anata no goshoutai” 	“Your true character.”
「ルールは簡単一つだけ」 	"Ruuru wa kantan hitotsu dake" 	“The rules are simple ― just a single one.”
『最後まで嘘をついて』 	“Saigo made uso o tsuite” 	“Keep lying 'till the very end!”
 	 	
クイズタイム『YES or NO』 	Kuizu taimu “YES or NO” 	It’s quiz time, answer “yes” or “no”!
一問目　「アナタは異性からモテモテ？ちやほやされてる？」 	Ichimonme "Anata wa isei kara motemote? Chiyahoya sareteru?" 	Question One: “Are you popular with the opposite sex? Fawned over?”
『ねえ　どっちどっちどっちどっち答えてちょ』 	“Nee docchi docchi docchi docchi kotaete cho” 	“C'mon, which, which, which, which, go on and answer!”
 	 	
（本当はNO！NO！NO！てんでダメで） 	(Hontou wa NO! NO! NO! Tende DAME de) 	(The truth is “No!” Absolutely not at all)
だけど　ここでは逆がルール 	Dakedo koko de wa gyaku ga ruuru 	But here, the opposite is the rule
その答えはYES！　（辛いけど） 	Sono kotae wa YES! (Tsurai kedo) 	so your answer is “yes”! (Tough luck.)
さあ　マルバツバツマルどっちだろ？ 	Saa maru batsu batsu maru docchi daro? 	Now, ○× ×○ The circles and x’s, “maru” and “batsu”, stand for “correct” and “incorrect’. (And if you want to read into things, "batsu” can also mean punishment.), which one?
 	 	
気がついたら　無痛覚　いつも　いつもがそこにあったけれど 	Ki ga tsuitara mutsuukaku itsumo itsumo ga soko ni atta keredo 	I come to my senses with the lack of sense of pain that’s always, always been there
安堵なんてもんはまるで感じれないような 	Ando nante mon wa marude kanjirenai you na 	but for some reason, I can’t feel relieved at all
 	 	
色も声もまんまそう　夢だなんて笑えないんだ 	Iro mo koe mo manma sou yume da nante waraenai nda 	Those colors, those voices ― somehow, I can’t bring myself to laugh them off as a dream
時計刻む　何の啓示　「登校時間だとか」 	Tokei kizamu nan no keiji "toukou jikan da toka" 	The clock ticks towards a revelation, “It’s time to go to school, etc.”
 	 	
いつも　通り　伏せて歩く 	Itsumodoori fusete aruku 	I keep my head down as I walk, as usual
何故か　集まる　熱い視線 	Nazeka atsumaru atsui shisen 	For some reason, everyone’s hot gazes are all focused on me
 	 	
クラス端の根暗　空気が突然モテちゃうフィーバー 	Kurasu hashi no nekura kuuki ga totsuzen motechau fiibaa 	A sudden craze over the class flag’s dark-natured atmosphere
 	 	
冴える推理　あれのせいって 	Saeru suiri are no sei tte 	Clear reasoning ― because of “that”?
『あの答えにご招待』 	“Ano kotae riaru ni goshoutai” 	“The answer to that is your invitation to reality.”
 	 	
突然聞こえる夢の声 	Totsuzen kikoeru yume no koe 	I suddenly hear those voices from my dream
目を覚ますとあの場所に 	Me o samasu to ano basho ni 	and I awaken, and in that place ―
 	 	
クイズタイム『YES or NO』 	Kuizu taimu “YES or NO” 	It’s quiz time, answer “yes” or “no”!
二つ目「アナタはお金持ち？不自由無く暮らしてるの？」 	Futatsume "Anata wa okane mochi? Fujiyuu naku kurashiteru no?" 	Number Two: “Are you rich? Living a discomfort-free life?”
『ねえ　どっちどっちどっちどっち答えてちょ』 	“Nee docchi docchi docchi docchi kotaete cho” 	“C'mon, which, which, which, which, go on and answer!”
 	 	
（本当はNO！NO！NO！中の中で） 	(Hontou wa NO! NO! NO! Chuu no chuu de) 	(The truth is “no,” the very middle of it!)
だけど　ここでは嘘が答え 	Dakedo koko de wa uso ga kotae 	But here, lies are the correct answer
また返事はYES！　（下心） 	Mata henji wa YES! (Shitagokoro) 	so your answer is once again “yes!” (Ulterior motive)
さあ　マルバツバツマルどっちだろ？ 	Saa maru batsu batsu maru docchi daro? 	Now, ○× ×○, which one?
 	 	
もしかしてのコネクション　適正や如何に 	Moshikashite no konekushon tekisei ya ikani 	A possible connection? Reasonably and somehow
あり得ないがあり得ちゃって楽観　根幹　転換 	Arienai ga ariechatte rakkan konkan tenkan 	the impossible becomes possible with optimism, foundation, convert
 	 	
まさに天狗状態　勘違いの攻略神童　蔓延る 	Masani tengu joutai kanchigai no kouryaku shindou habikoru 	Surely a braggart prodigy, guessing the walkthrough wrong, and it spreads ―
耳鳴りも聴かず　「あらあらあらあら（笑）」 	Miminari mo kikazu "ara ara ara ara (wara)" 	buzzing even in my ears, “My, oh my, oh my (laughs)”
 	 	
過不足気味　過食性の　仮病煩い 	Kafusokugimi kashokusei no kebyou urusai 	Too much or too little, Indulgence’s feigned illness
形だけ真似した　脆い王様 	Katachi dake mane shita moroi ousama 	The fragile great king imitated, only for appearance’s sake
 	 	
アイドルカマトトぶった　それを叱って　ただ欲しがった 	Aidoru kamatoto butta sore o shikatte tada hoshigatta 	That innocent idol make-believe, I just craved to scold
リアルですら加減も知らずに 	Riaru de sura kagen mo shirazu ni 	not knowing the meaning of “moderation” even in reality
 	 	
ラストタイム『YES or NO』 	Rasuto taimu “YES or NO” 	For the last time, answer “yes or no”!
最後に　「アナタはこの世界に　必要？求められてるの？」 	Saigo ni "Anata wa kono sekai ni hitsuyou? Motomerareteru no?" 	The conclusion, “Are you necessary to this world? Desired?”
『ねえ　どっちどっちどっちどっち答えてね』 	“Nee docchi docchi docchi docchi kotaete ne” 	“C'mon, which, which, which, which, what’s your answer?”
 	 	
（答えはNO！NO？NO！？自信なくて） 	(Kotae wa NO! NO? NO! ? Jishin nakute) 	(Your answer’s no! No? No?! You’ve got no self-confidence)
だけど　ここではそれも嘘で 	Dakedo koko de wa sore mo uso de 	But here, that’s also a lie
この最期の問いと解答は 	Kono saigo no toi to kaitou wa 	The answer to the final question of your life is ―
さあ　マルバツバツマルマルバツバツマルマルバツバツマルどっちだろ？？ 	Saa maru batsu batsu maru maru batsu batsu maru maru batsu batsu maru docchi daro??	Now, ○× ×○ ○× ×○ ○× ×○ ○× ×○, which one?
==Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*ケビョウニンゲン (Kebyou Ningen) (album)
*八日目、雨が止む前に。
==External Links==
*Niconico Broadcast - Album crossfade
*Amazon - Album purchase
===Unofficial===
*papercoleena - Translation Source
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