The Monster

He may look alarming, but he isn't really that scary. he isn't an ugly zombie that's moaning all of the time, nor even a scary bird coming from the sky to swoop down and have you for breakfast. I fact, this guy has eyeballs for breakfast. His eyeballs for breakfast, which he then spits out and puts them back on his head. He's also immortal. Run him over with a school bus and he'll stick back together.
When his master invented him, his brain exploded and all he could say was "horseradish". The scientist did some (by some, I mean a lot) of writing on the board, then eventually gave up because he had a brain fart over what you got if you multiplied 3 by 5. The Monster jumped up and walked into town. He was hungry, since everybody's always looking for something to eat, so he walked into a restaurant.
Some of the people were scared and ran away. Some? I meant all of them. But The Monster didn't understand. He got his food, paid the check, and left. Nowadays, he wants to help everybody who is in need, but his brain is always wondering why people are always running away just when he has a wrench in his hand to help!
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 4 Minifigures