A Confectionery Request

A Confectionery Request is the third prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
==Prompt==
"Bake me a cake. Any cake, just make it good."
===Answers and rankings.===
# .Junk0.2009 - "Nah, I'm too poor for implants." (⬆8)
# HeyHackett - "(depressed teenager sigh) Sir, this is a McDonald's." (⬆9)
#Ls mark - "The cake is a lie" (⬆4)
#WaterUnderscoreBoy - "I baked you a cake and I crushed it!... Literally." (⬆44)
#ZeMedicisaSpy - "Finally, a good use for my rusty nail collection!" (⬆9)
# Allright campers - "Is burnt ass your kink too? Oh, you meant food-" (⬆19)
# Alec's glasses - "Will an 'I don't take orders' cake suit your liking?" (⬆16)
# Harold's Nuggets - "Any allergies? Been sued too many times to risk it." (⬆2)
#JustYourSarcasticFriend - "Eggs, flour, sugar, milk, sprinkles, and... what's my line again?" (⬆33)
# TomTheMemester10 - "WHAT? Was the seven layer chocolate cake not good enough?" (⬆26)
# Wett123 - "Why me? I burned my house down with cereal alone." (⬆9)
#LemonCreamPie - "I'll make you INTO a cake, for wasting my time!" (⬆4)
#Click124 - "But I've only got eggs, sugar and dynamite!" (⬆29)
# SoftPretze1CrunchyPreze1 - "Sure, if you enjoy horrific food poisoning." (⬇10)
#Arocknrolllover4life - "Bold of you to assume I'm allowed in the kitchen." (⬆7)
# BadDevs - "Sure, I'll spend hours baking a cake for a stranger." (⬇11)
#Mx. Rose - "Here's your amazing cake, but the kitchen got burnt down..." (⬆4)
#V0C4L01DD - "Alrighty... any sorts of recommendations? I'll make some good shit." (⬆16)
#CraigsterCore - "Now, do I add the flour, or the cyanide next...?" (⬆12)
#Miggle 2.0 - "I'll bake a cake, but I WILL destroy the kitchen." (⬆10)
#TuffMunki 2.0 - "Sorry, you can't have your cake and eat it too." (⬇15)
#Fozthefox5 - "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake." (⬆4)
#InsanelyLameyAmy - "Make it yourself, asshole, I'm not your servant." (⬆6)
#Prokaryotic cell gaming - "You didn't even say please, you ungrateful piece of crap." (⬇11)
# No1IzzyFan - "Alright, fine. Don't be surprised if it turns out crappy." (⬆2)
# Schweckness - "If I poison someone, I'm not taking responsibility, okay?" (⬇2)
#MidnightsLover13 - "Here you go, this totally hasn't been poisoned." (⬆14)
#Trrent - "Chocolate cake with a hint of dirt! Delicious!" (⬆16)
#Cherryycobbler - "Any cake? I hope you like Spongebob themed cakes." (⬆22)
#Someone WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "Bake it yourself and make it as bad as you." (⬇22)
#MiddleEarthRocks - "I only got two flavors. Pistachio or strawberry?" (⬇30)
#Agente860vas - "Why bake a cake if it's already on my back?"(⬆5)
#BearTeam33 - "I will give you a nonexistent cake (I can't bake)." (⬇33)
#Carrot cruncher - "Be prepared to to taste the worst cake ever! Burned cake!" (⬇16)
# The One and Only Jantzen - "Why bake a cake when Jimmy is already caked up" (⬆19)
#Accounty the Sequel - "*puts them in the oven and turns them into cake*" (⬇34)
#Ferocious flautence - "I'm sorry, but I'm no Baker's man." (⬇5)
# Tiny31boom - "Okay, but the cake has to be at stake." (➡)
#The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "I baked you a giant chocolate cake! Enjoy!" (⬆16)
#Frozenhusk - "I made an Oreo cake! I bet it's delicious! 😋" (⬆16)
#Lainslayschangemymind - "The flavor is strawberry shortcake if you like it." (⬆6)
#Epic Felidae Fan - "I dunno so enjoy a crispy cake!" (⬇3)
# Maria.ionescu.5437 - "The cake contains pieces of exotic fruit and whipped cream." (⬇9)
#EndarkenedGD "aw fuck I have no idea to cook uhhh" (⬇25)
#VixAppearsSometimez - "Okay! *blows up the entire North America*" (⬆4)
#SlatchytheDog - "I made some chocolate cake. I'm not going to eat it." (⬇34)
#XLSCX - "My cakes all have been battered, sorry. Baking isn't sweet." (⬇32)
#Mancity fan 2023 - "Wait, if the cake is in bed, where's my son?!" (⬇20)
#Xsimmo369 - "Victoria Sponge, Jam & Cream or Custard." (⬇16)
#TopherButNo -"Well, I hope you aren't ik because I'm making a sandcake." (⬆3)
#Smilelyhermit - "Sure can do! Whatever you ask!" (⬇16)
#Therealhyunjin - "Sugar, spice and everything nice, yummy gore you want some more!" (⬇2)
#Dragocorn 63 alt - "Well, sir, you need to be more descriptive for me." (⬇8)
#YourFavouriteAlejandroStan - "I made Riya into a cake, yummy in my tummy!!!!!!" (⬇37)
#.bubblegumdum. - "Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and strawberries on top and on the side, with a chocolate filling." (⬇15)
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - N/A (⬇4)
#The Pro-Wrestler - N/A (⬆1)
#RxinBoom.org - N/A (⬆1)
NOTE: Annieonthexbox and Gloopdoopmooo were excused from this round.
==Pressure Test - The Wonders of Doodling==
The bottom eight - the two who did not answer and the bottom six answerers - had to compete in a Pressure Test, where they would have a smaller amount of time to answer a new prompt.
"A magic pencil... it can draw up wonders. Make something."
#YourFavoriteAlejandroStan - "A creative response to this prompt!"
#Therealhyunjin - "Can it draw money? That's a wonder, right?"
#The Pro-Wrestler - "A well-advanced, impenetrable mech suit."
#Smilelyhermit - "Making the magic school bus come to life"
#Dragocorn 63 alt - "Draw infinite food to donate to charity to help everyone."
#.bubelgumdum. - "A world full of oceans, nature, and space."
#THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "I make myself a winner."
#RxinBoom.org - N/A
NOTE: .bubelgumdum. quit after this Pressure Test, eliminating themselves and keeping THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED in the game.
== Elimination ==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
60th	RxinBoom.org 	Throughout the competition, the contestant took to not replying quite often, and finally their lazy approach to the competition came into effect, resulting in their well-deserved elimination in 60th.
59th	.bubelgumdum.	Walked
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