Nat and The Quest Against Color Blindness

“Gather around me, young ones, and I’ll share with you a legend of old. The tale of one being brave and true, who faced down adversary and strife in the name of self-identity. This is a story passed down for ages since I was a youngling, around the same age as you all. This, my fwends, is the tale of Nat.”
-Bumbles, probably, circa. 1993
==A summary, I guess, cause I’m bitter==
The NatQuest was a perilous adventure undertaken by the House’s own Jolliest Wizard, Nat, on January 18th, 2019. One day, while hanging out in the bathroom with the Poopin’-Watching Spider (as usual), Nat heard whispers of a great power allowing one to change one’s color (like name color, not like race or whatever) and set out to meet their destiny. It wasn’t until they walked outside that they realized they forgot to wash their hands and had to go back inside and scrub those fingies up.
After fixing their mistake, they made their way to the Sacred Temple of Power Down The Street, believing their goal to be there. Unfortunately, Nat failed to notice the giant pothole that was left in the government shutdown, and fell inside. But good news, that's where the power was hidden all along. But bad news x2, they were stuck in the cavernous pothole, and had to find the way out. 
Throughout the mysterious caverns they traveled through, Nat encountered various trials and tribulations, including vast pools of water (which archaeologists believed to be the Tomb of HydrationBot, Long May He Reign), pockets of somehow non-harmful acid, and vast hallways of impostor cheese. 
They found themselves soon hunted by the Dark Lords MissDeerFace and Rinaboo, who had a real hankerin’ for moidah. Nat eventually found a way to camouflage themselves in the dank (eyy) tunnels by changing their color to match the walls of the chat- I MEAN the cavern.
No one is truly sure if Nat escaped, with some saying their spirit still haunts that pothole to this day (or that they just got bored, called the local Emergency Services, and went to bed.) 
Anyways, the point is Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce, now go to bed.
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