Felix Potvin

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Felix Potvin, also known as "Felix the Cat," had his breakout year in 1992-93, when he gained notoriety for being an amazing goaltender and having a mask that made no god damn sense. Defying the usual trend, he is perhaps the only player in the history of the NHL to star for the Toronto Maple Leafs while being completely useless everywhere else. He once kicked the shit out of raging bull Ron Hextall. His career ended when the Atlanta Thrashers decided that a 64 year old Potvin with no access to goalie equipment was a marginally inferior goaltending option to Steve Sheilds.