Alberta

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-Just because Alberta sounds like a girl's name, I want Alberta to be a girl. (May be mildly biased because of the "My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada" song from Avenue Q)
-Alberta is apparently referred to as Canadian Texas and they take some level of pride in the title... (Although I find that very odd considering how normally Canadians don't like being associated/confused with Americans on any level... I'm not sure I believe they like being called Canadian Texas, but just going to roll with it for now.) Supposedly the only real difference between them is the snow.
-Because of above, the Southern States do everything in their power to keep Alberta from actually meeting Texas face-to-face. The reasoning behind this is "You know how Texas' ego is now? Imagine what he'd be like if he found out there's someone who actually agrees with him." "... There would be no living with him... <_<" So it's a very serious matter for them.
-Alberta has a lot of sister states. California and Hokkaido are just two of them.
Category:Canadian Provinces