Clown (Atlantic City)/Dialogue

==Dialogue_Clown_XPD_AC==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Hot potato! 	
 	 	 	Catch this! 	
 	 	 	Off it goes! 	
 	 	 	Where will it land? 	
 	 	 	Kaboom! 	
 	 	 	Ever slipped on a banana peel? 	
 	 	 	Are you laughing or crying? I can't tell the difference!	
 	 	 	If you don't apologize... I'm gonna tickle you! 	
 	 	 	You would make a delicious pie! 	
 	 	 	You're the punchline today! 	
 	 	 	I'll twist your neck like a balloon animal! 	
 	 	 	Smiling takes less muscles than running! 	
 	 	 	Would it kill you to smile? 	
 	 	 	Ugh! 	
 	 	 	Oho! 	
 	 	 	*grunt* 	
 	 	 	Good one! 	
 	 	 	*pained giggle* 	
 	 	 	*honk* 	
 	 	 	*honk* 	
 	 	 	Everyone's a critic... 	
 	 	 	My last laugh... 	
 	 	 	Tragedy? This was supposed to be comedy... 	
 	 	 	No need to frown... 	
 	 	 	*dying giggle* 	
 	 	 	*dying giggle* 	
 	 	 	*dying giggle* 	
 	 	 	You play rough! 	
 	 	 	This is a funhouse, not a roughhouse! 	
 	 	 	My nose! My cherry red nose! 	
 	 	 	You smeared my makeup! 	
 	 	 	My funny bone! 	
 	 	 	That's not how you patty cake! 	
 	 	 	What a low blow! 	
 	 	 	My shoes! 	
 	 	 	Got your nose! 	
 	 	 	Boop! 	
 	 	 	Too slow! 	
 	 	 	I'm not touching you! Now I am! 	
 	 	 	Your entrails are as red as my nose! 	
 	 	 	Let's see those funny bones! 	
 	 	 	*maniacal giggle* 	
 	 	 	*maniacal giggle* 	
 	 	 	*maniacal giggle* 	
 	 	 	*maniacal giggle* 	
 	 	 	*maniacal giggle* 	
 	 	 	*maniacal giggle* 	
 	 	 	I'm hungry! 	
 	 	 	Please feed me! 	
 	 	 	Where's my pie? 	
 	 	 	You can't catch me! 	
 	 	 	Na, na na na, na! 	Neener neener
 	 	 	How explosive! 	
 	 	 	I just can't wait to make everyone laugh. 	
 	 	 	Every second without laughter brings us closer to death.	
 	 	 	Waiting around will be the death of me! 	
 	 	 	We're all just mimes in a soundless world. 	Wistful, nonsensical
 	 	 	It's the soul that's oversized, not the shoe. 	
 	 	 	(TEMP) You hit me with a pie! Delicious! 	
 	 	 	Don't look so sour! 	
 	 	 	If only I had a flower for you. 	
 	 	 	Surprise! I'm your new best friend! 	
 	 	 	Won't you be my friend forever? 	
 	 	 	Ooh, I love company! 	
Category:America's Playground dialogue files