Armpit Fartin' Edison

This is a plush Edison that farts when his right hand is inside his left underarm, when his left hand is inside his right underarm or when both hands are crossed over to both underarms; he was sold at Blockbuster, KB, Walmart, Kmart and Toys R Us from 1998-2001.
== Usage ==
# When his right hand is inside his left underarm, Edison will do an armpit fart and then follow up with a hysterical message.
# When his left hand is inside his right underarm, Edison will make an armpit farting noise and then follow up with a hysterical phrase.
# When both hands are crossed over to both underarms (right hand to left underarm and left hand to right underarm,) Edison will armpit fart really loudly and then deliver a hilarious line!
== Edison's Armpit Farts and Hysterical Messages ==
=== Right Hand in Left Underarm ===
# (Poot!)
# (Boof!)
# (Poof!)
# (Squelch!)
# (Squerch!)
# (Pft!)
# (Brap!)
# (Blzb!)
# (Whrp!)
# (Schlank!)
# (Prt!)
=== Left Hand in Right Underarm ===
# (Wheek!)
# (Freep!)
# (Pt!)
# (Bt!)
# (Frap!)
# (Flarp!)
# (Blurp!)
# (Ploop!)
# (Frt!)
# (Toot!)
# (Brp!)
=== Both Hands Crossed Over to Each Underarm ===
# (Flubbety!)
# (Shiggety burple!)
# (Pbbbbbbbbbt!)
# (Whppppppppp!)
# (Fruppppppppp!)