Bulletin Board but it's the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki

Bulletin Board but it's the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki is the 32nd episode of Wait Wut and the 18th episode of the second season.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins on another day at the SBFW HQ. Not Joe is reading Cult of Squid. Purple walks up to him.]
Purple: How is the episode, Not Joe?
Not Joe: Oh, brilliant. I wish I could tell everyone how great this show is.
Purple: Well, you're more than welcome to go to everyone's message wall and tell them about your satisfactory experience.
Not Joe: I don't really have time to do that. Perhaps I will mention it in my will.
[Not Joe begins walking out of the room. Purple takes out a whip and prepares to hit him.]
Purple: Oh, that's the way you want it-
Lock: Wait! I have an idea!
[Lock runs into Purple's office and brings out a cork board. He hangs it on the window.]
Purple: Hold on a second! That's me cork board! It's for all me... memos.
[A picture of Elli is attached to the cork board.]
 
Lock: Joel, think of it now as a bulletin board for the community. A place where a yearning populous can express themselves freely.
[Not Joe posts a review of Cult of Squid on the board. Einstein reads the review.]
Einstein: "Cult of Squid is the best spin-off on the wiki! I cannot recommend it enough!" Huh. Well, I was just gonna shitpost on the fanon series, but now I think I'll read Cult of Squid.
[Einstein walks off.]
Purple: Hey, everybody! The SBFW community bulletin board is here! Tell your friends and come on down and use it for the good of the community!
[The scene changes to the wikians lining up to post shit on the bulletin board. Lock sheds a tear.]
Lock: [sighs] Community!
[Lock and the customers look at the posts. As time goes by, more cork boards are added as more posts keep stocking up. One puts a lost sign on it while another puts ThePowerOfInfinity on it.]
Polar: Oh, I really hope people like it!
[Polar laughs as she posts I Has Sex With a Robot on the bulletin board. Other wikians stick compliments next to it.]
Vanessa: Great!
Granite: Super good!
Matchy: Number 1 with a star!
Lock: See, Purple? The wiki bulletin board is a good thing.
Purple: Yes. Yes it is.
Lock: Let's see what other nice people are saying.
[Lock screams as he takes a look at the board.] 
Dan: What are you shrieking about?
[Lock steps in front of the bulletin board.]
SpongeBob: Nothing! I just love to shriek!
[Dan tries to look and see the bulletin board, but Lock, while shrieking, tries to cover it up.]
SpongeBot: Step aside! We can't see!
[SpongeBot moves Lock away from the bulletin board and Dan reads the blue paper.]
SpongeBot: "I don't like being muted can you please stop it's not funny. -CrazySponge". [gasps] An opinion!
[The wikians murmur about the post. Dan goes to remove the review.]
Dan: [growls] Not in my wiki!
Matchy: Whoa, whoa, dude! What's with the censorship? The community bulletin board is for everybody. You can't just take something down because you think it's shit.
SpongeBot: Dan, the classturbator is right. The board is sacred and it must be respected.
Dan: Yeah, whatever.
[Dan rips the post off the board. CrazySponge runs towards him.]
CrazySponge: But wait! You can't do that!
Dan: Oh yes I can! .mute CrazySponge#9944
NotSoBot: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
[CrazySponge jumps up and down in rage, but no words leave his mouth.]
Dan: And he can stay like that for the next 48 hours.
Lock: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MUTED AIDAN THAT'S FUNNE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[The entire wiki breaks out into spontaneous laughter except the Box Productions workers.]
Polar: This is ridiculous. SpongeBot, you're an admin! Unmute him.
SpongeBot: Nah, I don't really feel like it.
Dan: How about this instead? .mute polar#9639
Matchy: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Dan: Nah, we just don't like Polar.
NotSoBot: ok, muted polar#9639
Polar: wait wut
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