The Buster Bunny Bunch/Transcript

===Act One===
(The episode begins with a view of various colored rabbit ears, in a parody of The Mickey Mouse Club, and the camera moves downwards to reveal Buster's face. It then cuts to Buster dressed as a parade leader, between Elmyra Duff and Mary Melody)
Chorus (sining): "The Buster Bunny Bunch, the Buster Bunny Bunch!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton clones dressed in red clown suits playing horns with banners with the initials, B.B. on them. It then cuts to a view of a Hamton-shaped balloon)
Chorus (singing): "Meet the funny bunny who's a really nifty guy,"
(The Hamton balloon turns to reveal the word, BUSTER written on its bottom. The balloon gets closer to the screen, until it bursts, and the word, BUNNY appears onscreen in cloud form)
Chorus (singing): "B-U-S-T-E-R B-U-N-N-Y!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster on the right side of the screen, conducting the chorus on the left side, consisting of Shirley, Fifi, Babs, Mary, and Elmyra)
Chorus (singing): "He's the hare beyond compare, on that you can rely,"
(Elmyra jumps at Buster, but he dodges her and runs away. The camera then cuts to a view of giant black letters of Buster's first name in red boxes, the letters of which turn yellow as Buster hops across them)
Chorus (singing): "B-U-S-T-E-R B-U-N-N-Y!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Mary, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (who now has a bandaged head and her right arm in a sling), marching in a spotlight. Mary and Elmyra wearing a aced bandage are holding up a sign that says, BUSTER BUNNY as Buster jumps in the middle of the spotlight)
Chorus (singing): "Buster Bunny,"
Plucky Duck (swinging by on a rope): "Plucky Duck!"
(Buster runs away. The camera then cuts to a close-up of Plucky on the rope, then to a view of Buster pulling in a gong, which Plucky swings into, breaking himself into little pieces)
Chorus (singing): "Buster Bunny,"
Plucky Duck: "Plucky Duck!"
Chorus (singing): "That Plucky Duck is running out of luck!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs)
Chorus (singing): "Who's the greatest rabbit?"
(Fifi, Hamton, Dizzy, and Sweetie, who are all dressed in white rabbit ears, appear onscreen)
Chorus (singing): "We'll give you a reply,"
(The letters that spell Buster's name appear onscreen as the chorus sings them)
Chorus (singing): "B-U-S-T-E-R B-U-N-N-Y!"
(Buster appears onscreen, sitting above his first name and zooms in onscreen twice. He then stands on his first name, which lowers offscreen, causing him to fall. His second name rises up and launches him offscreen, then turns into the word, BUNCH)
Chorus (singing): "Buster, Buster, Buster Bunny Bunch!"
(The camera cuts to a view of an angry Plucky about to ring the gong, but Buster lands on both him and the gong)
Buster: "Hey hey, Bunny bunchers! We've got some great cartoons today!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "So, on with the show!"
(The screen fades to black)
====Buffed Bunny====
(The title card is shown, which shows a silhouette of a muscular anthropomorphic rabbit over an orange background. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, which shows a close-up of an ice cream cone as the vendor of an ice cream stand puts a single scoop of chocolate ice cream on it)
Babs (heard offscreen): "I'd like chocolate, strawberry and vanilla,"
(The camera moves upwards as the vendor puts three scoops of strawberry ice cream and six scoops of vanilla on top of the chocolate scoop)
Babs (heard offscreen) "Bananas, hot fudge,"
(The vendor adds three bananas and hot fudge)
Babs (heard offscreen): "Almonds, whipped cream,"
(The vendor adds almonds and whipped cream. The vendor is about to hand the ice cream to Babs, but he stops when Babs wants one more thing on top)
Babs (heard offscreen): "Wait! What about the cherry?"
(The vendor adds a cherry to the ice cream. The camera then cuts to a view of Buster and Babs as Buster pulls a coin out of his shirt pocket and hands it to the vendor)
Buster: "Keep the change, Garson."
(The vendor hands the ice cream to Buster. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Buster holds onto the giant order of ice cream balancing on a single cone. Buster is struggling to keep it steadily balanced)
Buster: "Ladies first, sweet tooth."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs, who is about to eat the ice cream, but changes her mind. She shakes her head in disapproval)
Babs: "Oh, no thank you."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view of Buster and Babs)
Babs: "I'm on a diet."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "But, but, it's got everything you wanted! Bananas and mustachio nuts and, and..."
(Babs jumps into view)
Babs: "And calories!"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Babs: "I've got to take care of my girlish figure. You know,"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster and zooms out as Babs pokes his stomach)
Babs: "You should take better care of your boyish figure!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "Well, uh, I'm on a 'See-food' diet. When I see food, I eat it!"
(Buster is about to eat the giant ice cream. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Babs jumps, pulls Buster's left arm, and points to the right side of the screen)
Babs: "Look at that!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster as he loses his balance on the giant ice cream, which falls on top of him. The camera then cuts to a view of the ice cream mess as only Buster's eyes and mouth are left visible from it, then it cuts to a view of a billboard of Arnold the Pit Bull, holding a can of Diet Flex above the text, DRINK DIET FLEX)
Babs (heard offscreen, wolf whistle): "What a hunk!"
(The camera cuts to a view of a lovestruck Babs and Buster, who is still buried under the ice cream mess)
Buster: "Oh, don't tell me you fall for that stuff!"
Babs (sighs): "I'm drooling!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster buried under the ice cream mess)
Buster: "I can't believe girls go for that!"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Babs: "They eat it up! So long, Buster!"
(The camera focuses on Babs as she flaps her arms and floats away. It then cuts to a close-up of Buster buried under the ice cream mess)
Buster: "Yeah? Well, watch those between-meal snacks!" (scoffs) "Body builders. Ha! Who needs them?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Buster pulls his ears out of the ice cream mess)
Buster: "I'm already in perfect shape!"
(Buster pulls out his right arm and tries to make a flex his muscles with it. What little muscle he does have quickly depletes)
Buster: "Hmmm. Well, maybe I do need a little improvement with that."
(The screen transitions to the next scene, where Buster is standing next to a sign that says, ARNOLD'S GYM. WE PUMP YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT, with Arnold flexing his right arm muscle on it)
'Buster: "Arnold's Gym."
(The camera cuts to a side view of Buster)
"'We pump you up and spit you out."
(The door opens and Plucky Duck gets kicked out. The camera cuts to him and focuses on him as he bounces off the road and lands on the sidewalk, then cuts to a close-up of him)
Plucky: "Sheesh! These cameo roles are murder!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster, who has a nervous look on his face)
Buster: "Hmmm. Looks like they mean business."
Arnold (heard offscreen): "His workout didn't work out. Next!"
(Buster looks nervously over his shoulder. The camera cuts to a view of the door as Arnold grabs Buster, who gulps nervously, by his left foot and carries him inside. It then cuts to a close-up of him and zooms out, revealing Buster standing on a weight bench)
Buster: "Heh heh heh. Hiya, pal."
(As Buster talks, he poses, then stands on his ears and lifts and lowers his body with them)
Buster: "I'm here to slap 20 pounds to girl-pleasin' He-man muscle on my puny but studly little body."
(Buster poses again, then reaches offscreen with his right ear and picks up a barbell with it. He then tosses the barbell, inadvertently hitting Arnold on the head with it)
Arnold: "Ow!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "Oops! Uh, sorry. Maybe I'll just stay a couch potato."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view)
Buster: "Bye!"
(Buster tries to run away, but Arnold reaches offscreen with his right arm and grabs him by the ears)
Arnold: "Hear me now and see me next week; I'll pump you up myself, you namby-pamby baby fluffy nothing!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "What a guy."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Arnold: "First lesson."
(Arnold reaches offscreen with his left arm, pulls out a giant barbell, and hands it to Buster)
Arnold: "Hold this, you runty, puny, little nobody!"
Buster: "Hey, no sweat, Samson!"
(Buster grabs the barbell as Arnold lets go of it. The weight of the barbell causes it to fall to the floor and crash it, and stretches out Buster's arms as he didn't let go. The camera then cuts to a close-up of Buster with his stretched-out arms)
Buster: "At least I won't have to bend over to cut my toenails anymore."
(The screen transitions to the next scene, where Buster is laying on a table while Arnold is standing next to a lever)
Arnold: "This is for your flabby, useless stomach muscles; it's called, 'Ze CRUNCH machine'!"
(Arnold pulls the lever down, causing the table to fold in half, squishing Buster in between it. The camera cuts to a view of the table as it opens, revealing a flattened Buster, who floats down to the floor)
Buster: "Aptly named."
(The screen transitions to the next scene, where Buster is standing under a pulley machine, and Arnold is standing next to him)
Arnold: "Next, you do the pulley machine."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster)
Buster: "No problem."
(Buster's ears grab the handle and pull it)
Buster: "Look, ma, no hands!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Arnold standing next to a lever. It is set to 5LB Easy on the bottom)
Arnold: "Okay, smarty baby weisen-hoppy! You ASKED for it!"
(Arnold pulls the lever up to Hard 1000LB. The camera cuts to a view of Buster as the added weight pulls him upwards. He clings onto the carpet, only to rip it off, then the camera cuts to him being pulled through the machine, followed by him shaped like a weight block in between two of them. It then cuts to Arnold)
Arnold: "Ha ha ha ha! Ja, very good. You're getting in shape now!"
(The camera cuts to Buster)
Buster: "This isn't exactly the shape I had in mind."
(The screen transitions to a close-up of Arnold beating a drum with large mallets)
Arnold: "Row!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Arnold dressed in a viking hat and helmet, and moves downwards to reveal Buster at a rowing machine)
Arnold: "Row, you pencil-necked namby-pamby wussy wimp!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster at the rowing machine, then cuts to a view inside Bugs Bunny's mansion, where we see a stand for Bugs' Shloskar award for the cartoon, Knighty Knight Bugs. It then moves over to Bugs Bunny, who is wearing a purple robe and sitting in a chair, watching the cartoon on his TV, with a bowl full of carrots next to him)
Bugs: "This is embarrasing."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view, where Buster on the rowing machine is shown on Bugs' TV)
Bugs: "He's making us rabbits look bad!"
(The camera cuts to a side view of Bugs as he reaches into the TV with his left arm and pulls Buster out, holding him by his ears)
Buster: "Hey, what the? Watch it! Ow! Put me down!"
(Buster is finally pulled out of the TV. He looks at Bugs and waves to him)
Buster: "Oh, heh, hiya, Bugs." (Laughs nervously) "Enjoyin' the show?"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Bugs)
Bugs: "You're disappointin' me, Buster, lettin' that pea-brained bully push you around like that."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster, then to a view of him and Bugs)
Buster: "But how's a guy supposed to get by without a radically buffed-up bod?"
(Buster puffs out his chest, which quickly depletes)
Bugs: "You're developin' the wrong muscle, kiddo!"
(Bugs pokes Buster's stomach, then the camera cuts to a close-up of him and Buster)
Bugs: "Us rabbits got to strengthen our heads! Why don't you try..."
(Bugs whispers in Buster's ear. Buster suddenly has an idea. The camera cuts back to the previous view as Buster stands atop Bugs' knees)
Buster: "Hey! Thanks, Bugs!"
(Buster rushes back into the TV)
Bugs: "Good luck! By the way, I love your show!"
(The camera zooms in on Bugs as he speaks to the viewers)
Bugs: "Eh, Warner Bros. paid me to say that."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Arnold, who continues beating the drum)
Arnold: "Row! Row!" (He stops beating) "Hey, where did the flabby baby jell-o go?"
Buster (heard offscreen): "Right here, Atlas."
(Arnold turns around and runs off, leaving his viking helmet and mallets behind. The camera cuts to a view of Buster sitting on the rowing machine, wearing a fishing hat and holding a fishing pole. Arnold runs to him)
Arnold: "What do you think you're doing?"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "Shhh, shhh. I think I hooked one."
(Buster's fishing reel gets pulled away, but he quickly grabs it and pulls it back)
Buster: "Whoa, it's a salmon!"
(The camera cuts to the previous view)
Buster: "It's as big as a moose!"
(The camera then cuts to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "Hey, maybe it's a salmon moose!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Arnold)
Arnold: "Ooh, ooh! Give it to me, puny weakling person!"
(Arnold snatches the fishing pole from Buster and Buster walks off the machine as Arnold jumps on it)
Arnold: "I'll reel it in!"
(Buster puts his fishing hat on Arnold's head. He runs off, and the camera cuts to a close-up of him from a safe distance)
Buster: "That's it, you're doing great!"
(The camera cuts to Arnold who tries to reel in the alleged fish. It then cuts to a view of a weight hanging directly above the machine, then cuts back to Arnold as the line snaps, then to a close-up of Buster)
Buster: "Yeah! Yeah! You're gettin' it! You're gettin' it!"
(The camera cuts back to Arnold as the weight falls and lands on his head, then it cuts back to Buster)
Buster: "Ha ha ha ha! You got it!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Arnold as the weight breaks apart, revealing him to have a flattened head. He runs off, and the camera cuts to a view of the hallway, with a giant barbell in the middle of it. Buster runs away from Arnold and goes over the barbell without tripping. Arnold chases Buster, also making it over the barbell without tripping)
Arnold: "Come back here, 98 ounce weakling!"
(The camera cuts to Buster and focuses on him as he continues to run, eventually running offscreen. Arnold chases him, then the camera cuts to a view outside the steam room. Buster goes inside, and Arnold follows him inside. Buster then runs out and grabs the knobs. The camera cuts to a close-up of the knobs as he turns them, turning up the heat, then to the thermometer, which has different temperatures such as AFRICA HOT, REALLY REALLY HOT, BOILING, SIZZLING, and DEEP FAT FRY, the last of which is at the top. The camera focuses on the red liquid as it makes its way to the top. When it does reach the top, a face appears on the thermometer, and it screams. The camera cuts to a close-up of the steam room doors, and zooms out on them as the steam room looks ready to burst. When it does burst, the doors open, revealing a shrunken Arnold. The camera then focuses on him as he walks past Buster, who looks down at him)
Arnold (high-pitched voice): "I would rather you didn't see me now."
(The camera zooms in on Buster)
Buster: "Ah, and now to put on some serious muscles, Buster-style!"
(The screen trasitions to the front door of Arnold's gym as Buster peeks out of it. The camera moves over to Babs, who is sitting at a table down the street, taking a slice of carrot cake and putting it on her plate)
Buster (wolf whistle, heard offscreen): "Hey, Babsy, over here!"
(The camera cuts back to the front door of Arnold's gym as Buster kicks it and comes out, wearing his red shirt and a pair of black tights. He looks to be incredibly bulked up, but has an obvious plug on his chest, revealing he is wearing a muscular costume. The camera focuses on him as he walks out, flexes, then jumps, landing next to Babs' table, making more poses)
Babs: "Sufferin' steroids! What happened to you?"
Buster: "Pretty impressive, huh? Turn on your droolers, girls!"
Babs: "What are you talking about?"
Buster: "Why, that billboard up there!"
(Buster points to the billboard of Arnold, which the camera then cuts to)
Buster (heard offscreen): "You said girls go wild for muscular hunks!"
(The camera cuts back to Buster as Babs climbs up to him)
Babs: "I didn't mean that sign, I meant the one below it!"
(The camera cuts back to Arnold's billboard, then moves downward to reveal the billboard Babs was talking about. The billboard has a picture of a carrot cake, with the words, Carl's Carrot Cake. TRY A DELICIOUS above it, and the word, HUNK below it)
Babs: "That's the hunk girls go wild for!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster, who now has a dejected look on his face)
Buster: "You mean, I did all that exercise for carrot cake?"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of the plug on Buster's suit as Babs pulls it out, then to a zoomed-out view as the suit deflates. Babs jumps down next to Buster)
Babs: "'All that exercise', huh?"
(Buster gives Babs a nervous look, then runs off. The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs' carrot cake as Buster snatches it. It then cuts to a close-up of him as he runs down the sidewalk, taking a large bite out of it, then it cuts to a zoomed-out view with an angry Babs chasing him)
Buster (to the viewers): "Well, you know what they say,"
(Babs tries to grab Buster, but misses, as he ducks)
Buster: "No pain, no gain!"
(The camera cuts to a rear view as Buster runs down the road, with Babs chasing him. The cartoon irises out, ending act one)
===Act Two===
(The second act begins with a view of a pair of curtains. The curtain on the left side of the screen has Buster's face and the word, BUSTER above it, and the one on the right side of the screen has Babs' face and the word BUNNY above it. The curtains open, revealing set of bleachers. The camera zooms in on them as Buster, as well as Plucky, Dizzy, and Hamton, who are all wearing white rabbit ears, walk onto them)
Buster, Plucky, Dizzy, and Hamton (singing): "The Buster Bunny Bunch is here to sing and dance,"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of them as Babs, Mary, Elmyra, and Shirley enter the stage)
Buster, Plucky, Dizzy, Hamton, Babs, Mary, Elmyra, and Shirley (singing): "And make you laugh, until you're in a trance! And make you giggle, yuk, and chuckle,"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Plucky)
Plucky (singing): "I still think this show should star Plucky Duckle!"
(A cane appears and pulls Plucky away. The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy, Hamton, Babs, Mary, Elmyra, and Shirley)
Dizzy, Hamton, Babs, Mary, Elmyra, and Shirley (singing): "So ready, put on your rabbit lids, it's time to meet the rabbit kids!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster dressed as a parade leader standing next to a spotlight)
Buster: "Bunny Bunch, sound off!"
(Elmyra's silhouette is shown onscreen)
Chorus: "Elmyra!"
(Elmyra is shown, and she giggles. Hamton's silhouette is then shown onscreen)
Chorus: "Hamton!"
(Hamton is shown, and he eats a piece of cake. Babs's silhouette is then shown onscreen)
Chorus: "Babsette!"
(Babs is shown, then Dizzy's silhouette is then shown onscreen)
Chorus: "Dizzy!"
(Dizzy is shown, and he spins. Shirley's silhouette is then shown onscreen)
Chorus: "Shirley!"
(Shirley is shown, and she floats. Ralph's silhouette is then shown onscreen)
Chorus: "Ralph!"
(Ralph is shown. The camera then cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, and Shirley)
Buster, Babs, and Shirley: "Ralph? Who's Ralph?"
(The camera then cuts to a view of Babs, Shirley, Mary, Elmyra, Dizzy, and Hamton standing on the bleachers as Buster stands in front of them in the middle of the screen)
Buster, Babs, Shirley, Mary, Elmyra, Dizzy, and Hamton (singing): "So now you've met this bunch of loons, It's time to watch some more cartoons!"
(The camera zooms in on Buster, then the screen fades to black)
====Squish====
(The title card is shown, which shows a tiny Dizzy Devil running away from the word, SQUISH. After the title card is shown, Shirley is seen in the park, having a picnic with some Insects. The camera zooms in on her as she shares her food with them)
Shirley: "Like, here you go, little buggies."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of her)
Shirley: "Plenty for all to totally share!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the Insects as the food from Shirley's spoon lands on their plates. The Insects eat the food, but suddenly stop when they hear a whirring sound. The camera cuts to a view of Shirley, then moves to the right to reveal the source of the whirling sound; a spinning Dizzy Devil. Dizzy spins through the park, destroying a bench and leaving a big hole in a tree. The camera cuts back to Shirley as she and the Insects have shocked looks on their faces)
Shirley: "Deja vu blues!"
(Dizzy passes by the picnic, leaving a trail of dust. When the dust clears, Shirley and the Insects are all knocked over. Shirley's head falls into a bowl of Jell-o. The camera then cuts to a view of Dizzy, who screeches, then heads back to the picnic, then to a view of the picnic as Dizzy stops there and Shirley pulls her head out of the bowl of Jell-o. It then cuts to a close-up of her face, trapped in the Jell-o, followed by the previous view as Dizzy eyes the spilt food)
Dizzy: "Mmmm! Hungry! Dizzy need to stuff face!"
(Dizzy uses his tongue to scoop up the food, which he then promptly swallows and rubs his stomach. The camera cuts to a close-up of Shirley as she removes the Jell-o from her face)
Shirley: "Dizzy Devil, that really lags. This is totally my picnic, and..."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Dizzy interrupts Shirley before she can continue)
Dizzy (yelling): "QUIET!" (Normal voice): "Agh! A stupid bug!"
(The other two Bugs run away as Dizzy squashes the one in between them with his right foot, leaving a hole in the ground. Shirley watches with a shocked look on her face)
Dizzy: "Squish!"
(The two other Bugs return to check on the one that Dizzy stepped on. Shirley checks on him as well)
Dizzy: "Bye-bye, stupid bug!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of the flattened bug in the hole, who is squeaking wearily. Shirley looks at the bug with sympathy)
Shirley: "Gasp! You squished my little bug friend!"
(Shirley picks up the bug and flaps him back and forth. He regains his normal shape. The camera cuts to a view of Shirley and Dizzy)
Shirley: "Poor little bug!"
Dizzy: "Dizzy hate stupid bugs!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy's foot as the Squished Bug walks to it, muttering. He kicks Dizzy's foot, but this proves to be unwise, as Dizzy is much bigger than he is, and he hurts his own foot in the process. He runs away in pain, then the camera cuts to a view of the two other Bugs trying to run away from Dizzy, only for one of them to get smashed by him as he jumps on it. Dizzy growls while doing so, and leaves two more holes in the ground.)
Shirley (heard offscreen): "Eww, like, eww, bad karma!"
(Shirley walks into view, carrying a spatula in her hand. She scrapes the smeared beetle from the floor)
Shirley: "You could be, like, a bug in another life and get squished yourself you know!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of the crushed bug, which Shirley pokes in the stomach. The bug regains consciousness and depth, and the camera cuts to a view of Shirley walking towards Dizzy, who backs up near a tree)
Shirley: "Hey, my crystal predicts disaster for you if you don't change your nasty ways, Dizzy!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Dizzy, followed by an opposing view as Shirley swings a crystal on a string in front of his eyes. It then cuts to Dizzy keeping his eyes focused on the crystal as Shirley swings it. Dizzy suddenly has a hypnotic look in his eyes, then closes them and falls asleep. The camera cuts to a view of him sleeping, then the screen transitions to his dream, where he has shrunk down to the size of an insect. The camera then cuts to a close-up of him awakening with a shocked look on his face, followed by a view of him looking up at Buster and Plucky, who are still their normal sizes, but are much bigger than him by comparison. They look down at him)
Buster (voice echoing): "Hey, what's cookin', bug brain? Wanna be squished?"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Buster and Plucky looking down at Dizzy)
Dizzy: "Yipe!"
(Dizzy nods his head, "No", then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as the tries to spin away, but to no avail. The camera then cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky)
Buster (voice echoing): "A one, and a two, and a squish!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster's feet as he uses his left one to try to squish Dizzy, who runs out of the way, just in time. It then cuts back to him and Plucky)
Buster (voice echoing): "You can run, bug brain,"
(The camera cuts to Dizzy and focuses on him as he hides in a sewer grate. Buster and Plucky chase after him, and their feet can be seen as they pass by the grate)
Buster (voice echoing): "But you can't hide!" (Laughs nastily)
(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy as he looks outside the grate)
Dizzy: "Time Dizzy blow this popsicle stand!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Dizzy climbs out of the grate, jumps onto the sidewalk above it, and spins away to the left side of the screen. It then cuts to a view of the sidewalk as the legs of various people can be seen as they walk across it. Dizzy tries to avoid being squished by them. The camera then cuts to a view of an alleyway, where Furrball can be seen fishing in a dumpster. The camera zooms in on him, then cuts to a view of him as he pulls a small fish bone out of the dumpster. He holds the fishing pole with his tail and pulls out some measuring tape, which he measures the fish bone with. The camera cuts to a close-up of the fish bone, then back to Furrball, who nods his head, "No", deciding the fish bone he caught was too small. He pulls the fish bone off the hook and tosses it back into the dumpster. The camera cuts to a view of the sidewalk, with more people walking down it, then to a piece of discarded chewing gum. It focuses on Dizzy as he spins into the gum and gets caught in it. He suddenly stops spinning, then crawls to try to escape its stickiness. When he does stretch the gum out far enough, it stops sticking to the ground and launches him towards the dumpster. The camera cuts to a view of the dumpster, as Dizzy, wrapped up in the gum, bounces between it and a nearby trash can, screaming the entire time, then to a Close-up of Furrball, who is about to eat a bigger fish bone. Dizzy lands in Furrball's mouth and the gum sticks to his tongue. Furrball sticks his tongue out, then the camera moves over to the other end of the tongue with Dizzy wrapped up in the gum on it. The gum is stuck to the lid of the dumpster, and Furrball walks over and pulls the gum off it. He then prepares to use his tongue like a slingshot to launch the gum off. The camera cuts to an overhead view as he launches Dizzy and the gum off his tongue, then it cuts to different views of Dizzy as he is launched towards a tree. He lands on a tree branch, and the gum dangles him over Sweetie's nest. Sweetie rises, then the camera cuts to a close-up of her)
Sweetie: "Oh, what is this? A tender little McBugget?"
(Sweetie is about to eat Dizzy, but he swings away from her beak and lands on top of the tree branch, with the camera focusing on him as he does. It then cuts to a view of the top of the branch as Sweetie jumps on it)
Sweetie: "Don't go, meaty morsel! I want to be your friend!"
(The camera focuses on Dizzy and Sweetie as Dizzy hops away from Sweetie, then jumps off the tree branch. It then cuts to a view of the bottom of the tree as Dizzy falls, screaming. When he reaches the ground, Sweetie flies down and lands behind him)
Sweetie: "Don't worry, tasty McBugget,"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Dizzy as Sweetie is about to squish him with her foot)
Sweetie (yelling): "This won't hurt a bit!"
Shirley (heard offscreen): "Like, stop!"
(Sweetie stops before she can squish Dizzy. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Shirley runs up to her and picks up Dizzy)
Shirley: "Ew, like, bad karma, Sweetie Bird! Mondo negataro!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Sweetie)
Sweetie: "Nuh-uh! He's a tasty, tender morsel McBugget!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Shirley as she unsticks Dizzy out of the gum)
Shirley: "He's not, and I'm like, totally setting him free of life!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Shirley and Sweetie as Shirley sets Dizzy down and looks down at him)
Shirley: "No one's gonna squish you, little bug! You're free to be, like,"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Dizzy)
Shirley: "At one who's with, like, your ultimate destiny of life, or some junk."
Dizzy: "Me?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Shirley and Sweetie look down at Dizzy)
Shirley: "Go for it, dude."
(Dizzy jumps up and down, growling excitedly. The camera then cuts to a close-up of him as he spins away, then to a view of Shirley waving good-bye to him as he spins away, leaving a trail of dust behind)
Shirley: "Like, have your Mantra call my Mantra, okay?"
(The camera cuts to a view of what appears to be a path leading into a tunnel as Dizzy spins down the path and inside the tunnel, crashing. He walks off-balance out of the tunnel. The camera zooms in on Dizzy, as the path leading to the tunnel is revealed to be a tongue and the tunnel is revealed to be a mouth)
Dizzy: "Earthquake!"
(The camera zooms back out, revealing that both the tongue and the mouth belong to Dizzy Devil at his normal size. The tiny Dizzy stares at the normal-sized one in shock, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of the normal-sized Dizzy)
Normal-sized Dizzy: "Bug? Buck yuck!"
(The normal-sized Dizzy spits out the tiny Dizzy. The camera cuts to a view of the tiny Dizzy as he lands on the ground and the shadow of the normal-sized Dizzy looms over him. The tiny Dizzy screams in horror, then the camera cuts to a close-up of the normal-sized Dizzy's face)
Normal-sized Dizzy: "Dizzy hate stupid bug! Squish!"
(The normal-sized Dizzy squishes the tiny Dizzy with his right foot. The screen transitions to Dizzy as he awakens from his nightmare, now realizing how bad the bugs felt when he tried to squish them)
Dizzy: "No squish bug!"
(Dizzy looks around, then sighs. He suddenly hears a car horn. He stares in shock, then the camera cuts to a view of the nearby highway as a distressed Bug is trying to cross it without getting squished by the passing vehicles. It zooms in on the Bug and cuts to a close-up of it as it tries to dodge the vehicles. The camera then cuts to Dizzy on the sidewalk as he rushes over to help the Bug. He takes a deep breath, then prepares to yell really loud)
Dizzy: "STOP!"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the highway as all the vehicles screech to a halt. Dizzy walks across the highway, and the camera cuts to a view of the Bug as he walks to it, then to a side view as he picks the Bug up. He walks away, and the camera cuts to a view of the other side of the highway as he steps onto the sidewalk)
Dizzy: "GO!"
(The vehicles all start moving again as Dizzy puts the Bug down. The camera cuts to a close-up of the Bug as Dizzy waves good-bye to it, and it walks away)
Dizzy: "Bye-bye, bug."
(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy as he continues waving, then stops as a Fly buzzes around him. Dizzy tries to swat the Fly, but misses. He eventually catches it with his left hand and prepares to squish it with his right)
Dizzy: "Stupid fly!"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the Fly, who looks terrified, and zooms in on it. It then cuts back to Dizzy as Shirley walks next to him with an angry look on her face. Dizzy turns around and waves to her, he then spins, and gently pets the Fly. He kisses the fly, and waves good-bye to it as it flies away and Shirley walks away)
Dizzy: "Bye-bye, bug."
(The Fly continues buzzing around Dizzy, and he runs offscreen as the cartoon irises out. The Fly passes through the iris, and Dizzy stops when he reaches it, giving a devious look on his face as the iris closes. A smacking sound can be heard, implying that Dizzy has squished the fly as Act Two ends)
===Act Three===
(The third act begins with a view of Buster at the stand for The Wheel O' Comedy from the episode of the same name)
Buster: "It's guest star cartoon time!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view. Shirley and Mary are standing next to Buster on the left side of the screen, and Babs and Elmyra are standing on the right)
Buster: "So, let's spin the ol' Wheel O' Comedy, and give the magic chant!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the wheel. Buster and Babs step behind it, and Babs spins it. The camera then cuts to a close-up of the wheel as it spins, eventually landing on Babs' face)
Buster, Babs, Shirley, Elmyra, and Mary: "Buster, booster, bunny, boom! It's time for a Babs Bunny cartoon!"
(The screen fades to black)
====Born To Be Riled====
(The title card is shown, which shows a carrot wrapped in a white streamer with the title. The screen fades to black, then to a view of the outside of Acme Looniversity. The camera zooms in on the front door, then cuts to a view inside the hallway, where the billboard can be seen on the wall. Babs, Shirley, and Fifi walk down the hall, laughing and carrying lunch boxes, and stop walking when they reach the billboard. Babs looks behind her, then turns around and points)
Babs: "Hold it! Golden comedy moment!"
(Calamity passes by them, reading a book called COMPUTER ANIMATION. Babs walks off, then the camera cuts to Calamity and focuses on him as he walks down the hall, reading his book. Babs walks behind him, imitating him, using her lunch box as his book. The camera cuts to Shirley and Fifi, who laugh, then back to Calamity and Babs as Calamity pulls his head of out his book, realizing that Babs has been imitating him literally behind his back. He turns around and gives her an angry look, but Babs pretends to act innocent. The camera cuts to Shirley and Fifi, who pretend they don't know, and shrug their shoulders, then it cuts back to Calamity and Babs)
Babs: "Private joke!"
(Babs runs off, and Shirley and Fifi follow her, running as well. Calamity stare angrily at them. The camera then cuts to a view of the cafeteria as some anthropomorphic animal students are about to eat their lunch, and focuses on Babs, Shirley, and Fifi as they walk to their table. It has a sign that says, RESERVED on it, which Babs tosses aside. They all sit down, and the camera cuts to a view of Fifi as she opens her lunchbox, which is revealed to have a picture of Pepé Le Pew on it and the words, LOVE PEPE next to it. Fifi takes out a dish with a piece of cheese on it, a dish with a croissant on it, and a bottle of grape juice with a bottle opener in the cork. She pulls on the bottle opener, which pulls the cork off, then she sniffs the cork. The camera zooms out, revealing Babs sitting next to her)
Fifi: "Zis grape juice has a full body, no?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs)
Babs: "Oh, and I don't?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Shirley opening her lunchbox, which has a picture of a planet and stars on it under the word, NOSTRADAMUS. She pulls out a jar with mung bean tofu whip in it, which Babs looks over)
Shirley (giggles): "Cool. Mung bean tofu Whip. It cleanses your chakras."
(Babs moves back to her seat, and the camera cuts to a view of her)
Babs: "Oh, and I don't?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi, as Shirley and Fifi both laugh. It then cuts to a view of Babs as she opens her lunch box and prepares to take out its contents, a dish with carrot sandwich on it, a can of carrot juice, and a bag of carrot chips)
Babs (snooty voice): "On today's menu, we have a carrot sandwich, carrot juice, and beautiful carrot chips." (normal voice) "It's a rabbit thing."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Babs, Shirley, and Fifi all look in front of them. Plucky walks over to the table, carrying a tray with a sandwich and a milk carton)
Babs: "Hey! Duck!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky as he tosses his tray and ducks under the table. It then cuts back to Babs, Shirley, and Fifi, who all laugh hysterically, then to an opposing view as Plucky climbs up, looking very angry)
Plucky (sarcastically): "Hysterical. Very hysterical."
(The camera cuts to a view of Shirley and Fifi, who stop laughing. It then cuts to a view of Plucky on the left side of the screen as he picks up his sandwich and milk carton, laughing sarcastically. Babs walks up next to him, wearing a green bald cap, duck feet slippers, and a beak)
Plucky: "Who do you think you are?"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs)
Babs (imitating Plucky): "My name is Plucky Duck."
(Plucky moves in next to Babs)
Plucky: "MY name is Plucky Duck!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Shirley)
Shirley: "Deja vu! It's to tell the truth!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs and Plucky)
Babs (imitating Plucky): "I'm Plucky Duck!"
Plucky: "I'M Plucky Duck!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs as she pushes Plucky out of her way)
Babs (imitating Plucky): "No, I am! I'm a silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland!"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Plucky: "I'M the silly green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland!"
(Plucky realizes he just insulted himself stands speechless)
Babs: "You're right."
(Babs walks away, and Plucky tosses his tray again. He then throws a temper tantrum that causes him to lose all of his feathers. The camera cuts to a view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi at the table, as Babs is now wearing the beak on the green cap to make it look like a baseball cap)
Shirley: "Hey, Babs, that was, like, very."
Fifi: "Oui! Très very very!"
(Plucky walks behind them, carrying his feathers in a pile)
Plucky: "I'm naming my first ulcer after you."
(Plucky walks away as Babs, Shirley, and Fifi laugh. Babs then removes the green cap and beak)
Babs: "Ow! Born to rock and mock!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Shirley)
Shirley: "Ooh, Babs, do Dizzy Devil!"
(Babs runs up next to Shirley)
Babs: "A long-distance dedication to Shirley McLoon."
(The camera cuts to a view of the table as Babs climbs up, then stands on top of it, winds up, and spins to do her impression of Dizzy Devil. She stops spinning, then she is shaped to look like Dizzy)
Babs (imitating Dizzy): "Bunny yummy!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Babs growls and continues spinning, then focuses on her as she spins across the cafeteria. The camera then cuts to a view of the cafeteria doors as Dizzy opens them, then focuses on him as he spins into the cafeteria. He stops spinning, and is on the left side of the screen. Babs continues spinning, then spins in place next to him on the right side of the screen. Dizzy pokes Babs, who then stops spinning)
Babs (imitating Dizzy): "Hiya, Toots!"
Dizzy: "Why for you do that?"
Babs (as she nudges Dizzy): "Just ribbin' ya."
Dizzy: "Ribbin'?"
Babs: "Oh, yes!"
(Babs ties a ribbon to Dizzy's fur)
Babs: "Pink ribbons are just what you need!"
(Babs ties more pink ribbons to Dizzy's fur, then holds up a mirror)
Babs: "That is adorable!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as Dizzy turns around, looks in the mirror, then sticks his tongue out)
Dizzy: "Yuck!"
(Babs reaches in Dizzy's mouth and pulls out his tongue, revealing more pink ribbons are tied to it. She lets go, then Dizzy falls offscreen as the ribbons fall off his tongue. The camera cuts to a view of Babs on the left side of the screen and Fifi on the right, sitting at the table)
Babs: "I can't help myself!"
Fifi (giggles): "Do someone else!"
Babs: "Hmmm."
(Babs pulls a carrot out of her skirt pocket, then imitates Fifi, petting the carrot as if it were Fifi's tail)
Babs (imitating Fifi): "Bonjour, my leettle cheese brioche of love, I hold all my men smellbound."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Fifi, who is not very happy with Babs' impression of her)
Fifi: "I am not like zat at all!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs, who continues imitating Fifi)
Babs (imitating Fifi): "Le sigh, my boyfriends have stood me up more times zan ze French National Anthem."
(The camera cuts back to Fifi as Shirley sits down next to her)
Shirley: "Get crucial! Like, if that wasn't dead-on or what!"
(Babs rises up behind them)
Shirley: "But weren't the hormonal conversion's, like, correct?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing Babs is sitting on top of a pile of books. Shirley and Fifi turn around)
Shirley: "Guy!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs)
Babs: "In a previous life, I was like, Marie Antoinette."
(Babs removes her head)
Babs: "Maybe that's why I'm so mindless in this one."
(Babs puts her head back on her body)
Babs: "Ohm, ohm on the range..."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of an angry Shirley and zooms out on her. It then cuts to a view of her and Fifi sitting at a table on the right side of the screen, with angry faces that are turning red. Babs walks up next to them on the right side of the screen)
Babs: "Not bad, huh?"
(Shirley and Fifi jump off the seat and stand up. Shirley picks up her lunch box, then the camera cuts to a close-up of Babs as Shirley stares and points at her, looking like she's going to say something, but she doesn't. She turns around, then the camera cuts to a view of the cafeteria doors as she walks angrily to them, then opens the left one and turns around)
Shirley: "If like, I wasn't so centered, I'd be angry!"
(Shirley slams the door, breaking the glass in its window. The camera cuts to a view of Fifi standing next to Babs. Fifi is on the left side of the screen and Babs is in the middle)
Fifi: "Babs, jou stink! And coming from a skunk, that's some insult!"
(Fifi walks away. Babs looks at the camera, which cuts to a close-up of her)
Babs: "Gee, could it be that I've unwittingly offended my pals? Nah!"
(The screen transitions to a view of Fifi's Cadillac that evening. The camera zooms in on it)
Fifi: "Oui oui! I agree!"
(The camera cuts to a view inside the cadillac, as Fifi is talking to Shirley on the phone)
Fifi: "Babs, she went too far!"
(Shirley appears on the right side of the screen, talking to Fifi from her house, with an incense burning next to her)
Shirley: "Totally retro! In her next life, I hope she comes back as a lima bean!"
(Shirley's phone beeps)
Shirley: "Hold on, I have another call."
(Shirley presses her phone. The screen is now split three ways, with Fifi in the top left corner, Shirley in the middle of the bottom of the screen, and a partially defeathered Plucky in the top right corner of the screen. He is holding his phone in his right hand and a jar of glue in the left, as he is in the process of gluing his feathers back on)
Plucky: "Listen, you loon, what's with that flea-ridden rodent friend of yours?"
(Plucky's phone beeps)
Plucky: "Hold on, I got another call."
(The screen is now split four ways. Fifi is in the top left corner, Shirley is in the bottom left, Plucky is in the bottom right, and Dizzy is in the top right. Dizzy is sitting on a telephone pole, holding the wire in his left hand up to his ear and talking into the wire in his right hand. He growls)
Dizzy: "Bunny hurt feelings!"
(Dizzy continues growling. His wire beeps)
Dizzy: "Hold on."
(Dizzy presses the wire. Calamity suddenly appears on top of them, taking up the left and right corners of the screen, pushing Fifi and Dizzy into the middle. He holds up a sign that says, HELLO?, but no one can hear the sign)
Dizzy: "Hello? Hello?"
Shirley: "Fifi, it is, like, pivotal that we do something about this!"
Fifi: "Oui! Zis screen is way too cramped, no?"
Shirley: "It reminds me of a past life. I was like, one of the Hollywood Squares."
Fifi: "What will we do about Babs?"
Fifi, Shirley, Plucky, and Dizzy: "I got an idea!"
(Calamity holds up a sign with a picture of a light bulb, and the word IDEA under it. He turns it over, revealing it has the words, HE! HE! HE! written on it as well. He gives a devious look to the camera, as the screen transitions to the cateteria doors next day (with planks of wood nailed to the window where the glass broke the day before), as Babs opens them, carrying her lunch box in her right hand)
Babs: "I'm here!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Babs looks around the cafeteria, finding no one in sight. It then cuts to a table and focuses on her as she walks down to the same table she, Shirley, and Fifi were at the day before)
Babs: "Huh. They must be serving mystery meat today."
(Babs sits down at the table, and the camera cuts to her as she opens her lunch box)
Shirley (imitating Babs, heard offscreen): "I'm, like, here!"
Babs: "Huh?"
(The camera cuts to a view of the cafeteria doors, where Shirley can be seen, dressed in Babs' clothes and pink rabbit ears)
Shirley (imitating Babs): "Hiya, Toots! I'm Babs Bunny and you're not!"
(Shirley runs over to Babs, and the camera cuts to Babs as Shirley sits next to her)
Babs (sarcastically): "How very."
(The camera zooms out as Fifi, also dressed in Babs' clothes and pink rabbit ears runs up and stands next to Shirley)
Fifi (imitating Babs): "I am, how you say, here!"
(Babs slams her head down on the table. The camera cuts to a close-up of her head as she lifts it)
Babs: "Let me guess; Steve Martin?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Shirley and Fifi)
Fifi (imitating Babs): "Babs, you look marvelous!"
Shirley (imitating Babs): "Oh, and you don't?"
(Shirley laughs. The camera cuts to Babs, who is not amused)
Babs: "Okay, like, I get it!
Plucky (imitating Babs, heard offscreen): "Tell me, I've got to know;"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Plucky, also dressed in Babs' clothes and pink rabbit ears)
Plucky (imitating Babs): "Do my ears look better up or down?"
(Babs slaps her face with her right hand. Shirley and Fifi then show up above her, pointing to Plucky)
Shirley and Fifi (imitating Babs): "Get a life!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs' face as she hears Dizzy spinning and growling. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view as Dizzy stops spinning and stands next to Babs, with him on the left side of the screen, and her in the middle. Dizzy is also dressed in Babs' clothes and pink rabbit ears)
Dizzy (imitating Babs): "Do I not have cute toes?"
(Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi all show up above Babs)
Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi (imitating Babs): "In your dreams, pal!"
(Babs prepares to yell as Dizzy, Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi all fly offscreen)
Babs: "Cut it out!"
(Babs looks over her right shoulder. The camera then cuts to Calamity, who is also dressed in Babs' clothes and pink rabbit ears, standing in front of the cafeteria doors. He holds up two signs. The sign in his right hand says, I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK!, and the sign in his left hand says, I'M BABS, with a big red arrow pointing to him. The camera cuts to Dizzy, Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi, who all point to him)
Dizzy, Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi (imitating Babs): "Look! It's Babs!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of an angry Babs and zooms out on her. She stands in the middle of the screen, breathing heavily as Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi all skip past her. Dizzy then spins and burrows a hole on the righ side of the screen, then burrows one on the left side. Wen he pops out, he puts more purple ribbons in Babs' ears. He then spins away, and Babs looks up, and laughs. She then removes the extra ribbons from her ears)
Babs: "Okay, I really do get the point."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Babs looks at Plucky, Dizzy, Calamity, Shirley, and Fifi)
Babs: "You've all had enough of me making fun of you, right?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, Dizzy, Calamity, Shirley, and Fifi)
Dizzy, Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi: "Right!"
(Calamity holds up a sign that says, RIGHT. The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs)
Babs: "Okay. I promise not to ever ever ever make fun of my friends again!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Babs' back, which she hides her crossed fingers behind, then to a zoomed-out view, where she looks at Plucky, Dizzy, Calamity, Shirley, and Fifi)
Dizzy, Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi: "Yay!"
(Babs turns her head to the camera)
Babs: "Shhhh!"
(Babs winks, and the cartoon irises out on her)
====Epilogue====
(The screen irises in on Mary, Plucky, Elmyra, Babs, Hamton, Shirley, and Dizzy sitting on the bleachers on the left side of the screen, and Buster standing on the right)
Mary, Plucky, Elmyra, Babs, Hamton, Shirley, and Dizzy (singing): "Our time is up, we gotta go, we hope you liked our bunny show! B-U-S-T-E-R,"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Buster, who points to the viewers)
Buster: "Are you gettin' enough carrots in your diet?"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Mary, Plucky, Elmyra, Babs, Hamton, Shirley, and Dizzy (singing): "B-U-N-N-Y!"
(The camera cuts back to Buster)
Buster: "Why? Why not?"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Mary, Plucky, Elmyra, Babs, Hamton, Shirley, and Dizzy (singing): "The Buster Bunny Bunch!"
(The camera moves over to a stand with a picture of Buster on it. The cartoon irises out on the picture of Buster, and the credits roll)
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