Tsubaki and the Kunoichis' Cult Classic Collection

A conceptual story that would be set in The Critique Universe and inspired by the Angry Video Game Nerd's reviews, the fanfic would follow Tsubaki, Sazanka, Asagao and their kunoichi friends as they look at and review many good classics and bad cult following movies, underrated classic gems and notorious panned mockbusters from the 1960s to the late 1980s (and a few from the 1990s as well) around the time of the New Hollywood era. Features the character ensemble from In the Heart of Kunoichi Tsubaki.
== Characters ==
=== Team Dog ===
* Tsubaki
* Sazanka
* Asagao
* Rindou
=== Senseis ===
* Hana
* Konoha
=== Team Sheep ===
* Benisumomo
* Mizubashou
* Touwata
=== Team Monkey ===
* Mokuren
* Tsuwabuki
* Housenka
=== Team Horse ===
* Hinagiku
* Oniyuri
* Kibushi
=== Team Ox ===
* Shion
* Suzuran
*Ajisai
=== Team Tiger ===
* Fuki
* Ume
*Itadori
=== Team Snake ===
* Kikyou
* Uikyou
=== Team Rat ===
* Tachiaoi
* Hagi
* Higurama
=== Team Rabbit ===
* Kagetsu
* Mukuge
* Hototogisu
=== Team Dragon ===
* Higiri
* Hasu
* Suzushiro
=== Team Rooster ===
* Sumire
* Azami
* Tanpopo
=== Team Boar ===
* Dokudami
* Aogiri
* Shakuyaku
== Episodes ==
# Exorcist II: The Heretic (Team Dog w/h Hana and Konoha + all teams)
# Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (Team Sheep)
# Master of the Flying Guillotine (Team Horse w/h Team Dog)
# Willard (Team Rat)
# Alligator (Team Rabbit)
# The Poseidon Adventure/Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (Team Tiger)
# Blood Diner (Team Rooster)
# The Funhouse (Team Boar)
#Drunken Master (Team Snake)
#Airport 1975/Airport '77 (Team Ox)
#The Way of the Dragon (Team Dragon + Hana and Konoha)
# Just Before Dawn (Team Monkey ft. Team Dog) (Pt. 1)
# Nightmare (1981) (Team Dog) (Pt. 2)
# And Now the Screaming Starts! (Team Sheep w/h Team Dog)
# Ghosthouse/Witchery/Beyond Darkness (Team Monkey)
#A Force of One (Team Dragon w/h Hana)
# Suspiria (Team Snake w/h Konoha)
#The Main Event (Team Rooster w/h Team Sheep)
# Troll/Troll 2/The Crawlers (Troll 3) (Team Rat + Team Rabbit)
# The Last Man on Earth/The Omega Man (Hana and Konoha ft. all teams)
# The Amityville Horror (Team Ox) (Pt. 1)
# Amityville II: The Possession (Team Tiger) (Pt. 2)
# Amityville 3D/Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (Team Boar) (Pt. 3)
# The Pumaman (Team Horse)
# The Andromeda Strain/The Cassandra Crossing (Team Dog ft. Benisumomo)
# The China Syndrome (Team Monkey ft. Tsubaki)
# Inseminoid (Team Snake ft. Hinagiku)
# The Towering Inferno (Team Ox)
# Laserblast (Team Tiger)
# Maria, Mirabela/Maria, Mirabela in Tranzistoria (Team Rooster)
# Evil Toons (Team Boar + Team Dog)
# Orgasmo (Paranoia) (1969)/A Bay of Blood (Twitch of the Death Nerve) (Hana and Konoha ft. Mokuren)
# The Last House on the Left (1972)/The House That Vanished/Don't Look in the Basement (Team Rabbit)
# Andy Warhol's Dracula/Andy Warhol's Frakenstein (Team Rat)
# The Hills Have Eyes (1977) (Team Horse)
# Prom Night (1980)/Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II/Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (Team Sheep ft. Ajisai and Itadori)
# Dragonslayer (Team Dragon)
# Silent Night, Deadly Night/Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2/Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (Team Dog + Team Sheep) (Pt. 1)
# Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation/Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker/Silent Night, Bloody Night (Team Dog + Team Sheep) (Pt. 2)
# The Omen/Damien: Omen II/The Final Conflict (Team Ox w/h Konoha)
# The Last Hunter/Tiger Joe/Strike Commando (Team Tiger)
# Looker/Brainstorm/Innerspace/The Quiet Earth (Team Horse + Team Sheep)
# Once Upon A Time (1973) (Team Rat + Team Rabbit)
# Apocalypse Now (Hana and Konoha) (Double Feature Pt. 1)
# 2001: A Space Odyssey (Hana and Konoha) (Double Feature Pt. 2)
# Willow/The Manitou (Team Monkey w/h Team Dog)
# Deep Red/Torso/Spasmo/The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave/The Dead Are Alive/Eyeball/Autopsy/Man From Deep River (Sacrifice!) (Team Dog)
# The Land of the Minotaur (The Devil's Men)/At The Earth's Core/The People That Time Forgot (Team Dragon + Team Snake)
# Starcrash/Meteor/Alien Nation (Team Rooster + Team Boar)
# Highlander/Highlander II: The Quickening (Team Dog + Team Tiger) (Pt. 1)
# Flesh Gordon/Flash Gordon (Team Tiger + Team Dog) (Pt. 2)
# Mad Max (Team Monkey + Team Boar) (Pt. 1)
# Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior/Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (Team Boar + Team Monkey) (Pt. 2)
# Zardoz (Team Dragon ft. Tsubaki)
# Silver Streak (Team Ox ft. Sazanka)
# The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (Team Sheep ft. Asagao)
# Shivers (They Came From Within)/Rabid/The Brood/Scanners (Team Horse ft. Team Rooster) (Halloween Special Pt. 1)
# The Boy Who Cried Werewolf/The Legend of the Wolf Woman/Night of the Howling Beast (Team Rooster ft. Team Horse) (Halloween Special Pt. 2)
# The World's Greatest Athlete (Team Rat + Team Rabbit) (Pt. 1)
# The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (Team Rat + Team Rabbit) (Pt. 2)
# Now You See Him, Now You Don't/The Strongest Man In The World (Team Rat + Team Rabbit) (Pt. 3)
# Phenomena (Creepers) (Team Snake w/h Hana and Konoha)
# The Wiz (Team Dog)
# The Sword and the Sorcerer (Team Horse)
# The Return of the Living Dead (Team Sheep w/h Hana) (Pt. 1)
# Return of the Living Dead Part II/Return of the Living Dead 3 (Team Sheep w/h Hana) (Pt. 2)
# First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Rambo III (Team Tiger + Team Dragon)
# 2010: The Year We Make Contact (Team Monkey + Hana and Konoha)
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# The Dark (1979)/The Being (1983)/The Slayer (1982) (Team Rabbit)
#Westworld/Silent Running (Team Ox + Team Snake w/h Konoha) (Pt. 1)
#Futureworld/Dark Star (Team Snake + Team Ox w/h Konoha) (Pt. 2)
#Logan's Run (Team Rat)
#Soylent Green (Team Rooster)
# Boardinghouse (Team Boar)
# Fritz the Cat/The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat/Heavy Traffic/Wizards/Cool World (Team Dog w/h all teams)
# Treasure of the Four Crowns (Team Sheep + Team Horse)
#King Kong (1976)/King Kong Lives (Team Dragon)
#The Private Eyes (Team Rat + Team Rabbit)
#Night of the Living Dead (1968) (Team Dog + Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Ox + Team Tiger) (Zombies Pt. 1)
#Dawn of the Dead (1978)/Day of the Dead (1985) (Team Dog + Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Ox + Team Tiger) (Zombies Pt. 2)
#Zombi 2 (Zombie)/Zombi 3 (Zombie 3) (Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Ox + Team Tiger + Team Dog) (Zombies Pt. 3)
#Zombi 4: After Death/Zombi 5: Killing Birds (Team Ox + Team Tiger + Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Dog) (Zombies Pt. 4)
#Wolfen (Team Monkey + Team Sheep)
#Avalanche (Team Horse)
#Rollerball (Team Snake)
#City of the Living Dead (The Gates of Hell) (Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Dog)
#American Ninja (Team Dog w/h Hana)
#Deathstalker/Deathstalker II/Deathstalker III: The Warriors From Hell/Deathstalker IV: Match of the Titans (Team Dragon w/h Konoha)
#The Black Hole/The Watcher in the Woods/Something Wicked This Way Comes (Team Rat + Team Rabbit)
#Tales From The Crypt (1972)/The Vault of Horror/Asylum/Tales That Witness Madness/From Beyond the Grave (Team Dog + Hana and Konoha) (Pt. 1)
#The Reincarnation of Peter Proud/Happy Birthday To Me/Twilight Zone: The Movie (Hana and Konoha + Team Dog) (Pt. 2)
#Coma (Team Rooster ft. Mokuren)
#Manhattan Baby (Eye of the Evil Dead) (Team Boar ft. Hinagiku)
#The Concorde... Airport '79/Ben/Alligator II: The Mutation/The Swarm/The Bees (Team Ox + Team Rat + Team Rabbit + Team Tiger w/h Tsubaki)
#Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell (Team Sheep w/h Tsubaki)
#Deadly Eyes (Team Horse w/h Rindou)
#Black Christmas (1974)/To All A Goodnight/The Dorm That Dripped Blood (Team Monkey w/h Sazanka)
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# Patrick (1978) (Team Snake w/h Asagao)
#Buck Rogers in the 25th Century/Message From Space/Battle Beyond The Stars/Barbarella/Saturn 3/Galaxina (Hana and Konoha ft. Tsubaki)
# The Beyond (7 Doors of Death) (Team Dog w/h Hana and Konoha + all teams)
# The Last Shark (Great White)/Tintorera/Up From The Depths/The Jaws of Death/Killer Fish (Team Sheep)
#Jennifer (1978) (Team Monkey w/h Team Snake and Hana)
#D.A.R.Y.L. (Team Rabbit w/h Konoha)
#The Champ (1979) (Team Rat w/h Hana)
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# Beyond the Door (The Devil Within Her)/Beyond the Door II (Shock) (Team Tiger + Team Snake)
#Inferno (1980) (Team Snake w/h Konoha)
#Forbidden World/Galaxy of Terror/Shocking Dark/Dead Space (1991) (Team Ox + Team Horse)
#Bug (1975) (Team Horse)
#The House Where Evil Dwells/Kagemusha/The Bushido Blade/Ran (Hana and Konoha)
#Earthquake (1974) (Team Boar + Team Rooster)
#The Toxic Avenger/The Toxic Avenger Part II/The Toxic Avenger III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (Team Dragon w/h Hana)
#The Ice Pirates (Team Dog)
#Tron/The Last Starfighter/Dune (1984)/Explorers/Flight of the Navigator (Team Monkey w/h Konoha)
#Alien 2: On Earth (Team Horse ft. Tsubaki)
#Enter the Ninja/Revenge of the Ninja/Ninja III: The Domination/American Samurai (Team Dog + Team Sheep + Team Dragon w/h Hana)
#Babes in Toyland (1986)/Hero at Large/Cobra/Bloodsport/The Cannonball Run/Cannonball Run 2/Leonard Part 6 (Team Rat + Team Ox) (Pt. 1)
#Beware the Blob/Trading Places/The Money Pit/Red Sonya/Sheena/Popeye (1980) (Team Rabbit + Team Tiger) (Pt. 2)
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#Gone in 60 Seconds (1974) (Team Snake)
#Race with the Devil/The Exorcist (Team Dragon + Team Snake + Team Dog)
#Phase IV (Team Sheep w/h all teams + Hana and Konoha)
#House By The Cemetery (Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Dog)
#Q (1982) (Team Dog w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 1)
#Xtro (1982) (Team Dog + Team Tiger w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 2)
#The Big Bus (Team Dog + Team Ox w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 3)
#The Phantom Tollbooth (1970) (Team Dog + Team Rat w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 4)
#The Water Babies (1978) (Team Dog + Team Rabbit w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 5)
#Clue (1985) (Team Dog + Team Dragon w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 6)
#She (1984) (Team Dog + Team Boar w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 7)
#Street People (Team Dog + Team Rooster w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 8)
#Porky's (1981) (Team Dog + Team Horse w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 9)
#End of the World (1977) (Team Dog + Team Snake w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 10)
#Rollercoaster (1977) (Team Dog + Team Sheep w/h all teams ft. Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 11)
#The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (Team Dog + Team Monkey w/h all teams + Hana and Konoha) (Happy Holidays Pt. 12)
#2019, After the Fall of New York (Team Dog)
#Down and Dirty Duck (Team Sheep)
#Island of the Fishmen (Screamers/Something Waits in the Dark) (1979/1981) (Team Monkey)
#Red Dawn (1984) (Hana and Konoha)
#Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection) (Team Horse)
#Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn/The Man Who Wasn't There/Comin' At Ya! (Team Dog w/h Hana and Konoha + all teams)
#BMX Bandits (Team Ox + Team Tiger)
#Real Genius (Team Snake)
#Grizzly/Prophecy/The Great Alligator/Eaten Alive (Team Dragon)
#Victory/The Bad News Bears/The Longest Yard/Slap Shot/Big Wednesday/Wildcats (Team Rat + Team Rabbit)
#The Wraith (Team Boar)
#Zapped! (Team Rooster)
#Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (Team Dog)
#Mary Poppins/The Cat From Outer Space/That Darn Cat!/The Absent-Minded Professor/Son of Flubber/Freaky Friday (Team Sheep + Team Horse)
#The Deep (1977) (Team Tiger + Team Snake)
#Saturday Night Fever/Staying Alive (Team Rat + Team Rabbit + Team Dragon)
#Nightmares (1983) (Team Dog + all teams)
#Cyborg (1989)/Robowar/Eliminators (1986) (Team Boar w/h Team Dog)
#Weird Science (Team Rooster)
#Telefon (Team Ox + Team Monkey)
#The Man Who Saved The World (Turkish Star Wars) (Hana and Konoha w/h Tsubaki + all teams)
#Mac and Me/Harry and the Hendersons/Cloak & Dagger (Team Dog)
#The Peanut Butter Solution/Spaced Invaders/Space Raiders (Team Rabbit + Team Rat)
#Death Wish (1974) (Team Sheep)
#The Dragon vs. Needles of Death (Team Dragon + Team Snake)
#Labyrinth/The Dark Crystal/Return to Oz (Team Monkey + Team Horse)
#Nightmare City (City of the Walking Dead) (Team Tiger + Team Ox)
#Hell of the Living Dead (Night of the Zombies)/Toxic Zombies (Bloodeaters) (Team Rooster + Team Boar + Team Dog)
#Basket Case/Basket Case 2/Basket Case 3: The Progeny/Frankenhooker/Brain Damage (Hana and Konoha w/h all teams) (Pt. 1)
#Re-Animator (Hana and Konoha w/h all teams) (Pt. 2)
#Gremlins/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Critters/Critters 2: The Main Course/Critters 3/Critters 4 (Team Dog w/h Hana)
#Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Team Sheep w/h Konoha)
#Deadly Blessing/Deadly Friend (Team Rat)
#Short Circuit/Short Circuit 2 (Team Rabbit)
#Condorman (Team Tiger w/h Team Dog)
#Masters of the Universe (Team Monkey + Team Ox)
#Venom/Sssssss/Stanley/Rattlers (Team Snake)
#Contamination (Team Dragon)
#Leviathan (Team Horse)
#The Devil's Rain/Damnation Alley (Team Rooster + Team Boar) (Pt. 1)
#Capricorn One/Def-Con 4 (Team Boar + Team Rooster) (Pt. 2)
#Lifeforce (Team Dog w/h Hana and Konoha + all teams)
#1990: The Bronx Warriors (Team Sheep + Team Dog)
#The Bird with the Crystal Plumage/The Cat O' Nine Tails/Four Flies on Grey Velvet/Tenebrae/Opera (Team Snake + Team Monkey) (Pt. 1)
#Trauma/Demons/Demons 2 (Team Monkey + Team Snake) (Pt. 2)
#Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (Team Ox)
#Grand Theft Auto (1977) (Team Tiger)
#Smokey and the Bandit/Smokey and the Bandit II/Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (Team Dragon)
#The Eiger Sanction/The Killer Elite (Team Boar)
#Tentacles (Team Rooster)
#Fright Night/Fright Night Part II (Team Rat + Hana)
#The Challenge/The Octagon (Team Rabbit + Konoha)
#The Neverending Story/The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (Team Horse)
#Honey, I Shrunk The Kids/Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (Team Dog)
#Clash of the Titans (1981) (Team Dragon)
#Angel (1984) (Team Horse)
#Lookin' to Get Out (Team Rat + Team Rabbit)
#It's Alive/It Lives Again/It's Alive III: Island of the Alive/God Told Me To/Full Moon High/Perfect Strangers/Special Effects (Hana and Konoha) (Pt. 1)
#The Stuff (Hana and Konoha) (Pt. 2)
#Monkey Shines (Team Monkey)
#Knightriders (Team Sheep)
#Patrick Still Lives (Team Snake)
#Colossus: The Forbin Project/The Final Programme (Team Rooster)
#A Boy And His Dog (Team Boar)
#Halloween (1978)/Halloween II/Halloween III: Season of the Witch/Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (Team Ox + Team Tiger) (Pt. 1)
#Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers/Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers/Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (Team Ox + Team Tiger) (Pt. 2)
#Carrie/The Shining/Cujo/The Dead Zone/Christine/Children of the Corn/Firestarter/Creepshow/Maximum Overdrive/Cat's Eye/Silver Bullet/The Running Man/Pet Semetary/Tales From The Darkside: The Movie/Graveyard Shift/Misery/The Lawnmower Man/Sleepwalkers/The Dark Half/Needful Things/Thinner/The Mangler/Dolores Claiborne/The Night Flier/Salem's Lot/It (1990)/Sometimes They Come Back/The Tommyknockers/The Stand/The Langoliers/The Shining (1997) (Team Dog w/h all teams + Hana and Konoha) (three-part Stephen King special)
#Ninja Terminator/Never Say Never Again (Team Dog + Hana)
#Alien/Aliens/Alien 3/Alien Resurrection (Team Horse)
#Cat People (Team Tiger)
#National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (Team Ox)
#The Evil Dead/Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn/Army of Darkness (Team Boar + Team Rabbit ft. all teams)
#Hey Good Lookin'/American Pop/Coonskin (Team Rooster + Team Rat ft. all teams)
#The Goonies (Team Monkey + Konoha)
#The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/The Naked Gun 21/2: The Smell of Fear/The Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult (Team Dragon)
#The Philadelphia Experiment (Team Sheep)
#Mansion of the Doomed/The Legacy/When Time Ran Out (Team Snake)
#The Green Slime (Hana and Konoha)
#The Horror of Frankenstein/Scars of Dracula (Team Sheep ft. Team Dog)
#Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Team Horse)
#Sphinx/The Awakening (Team Tiger)
#The Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) (Team Ox)
#Dawn of the Mummy/Absurd/Antropophagus (The Grim Reaper)/The Exorcist III (Team Dog ft. all teams)