ERB Translated

==Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar==
===Shaka Zulu===
Iwisa meet Caesar, he was a leader,
Who thinks he can dance with Conan Savannah!
But when I go along with you, and will knock!
Beats his dome, turning it on its flag,
Sent to Rome with a message to Zulu
If you have problems joke, and this will happen to you!
If you match the right to massacre the President of the Cross
And get fucked by more than Cleopatra in Africa!
===Julius Caesar===
You talk a lot of shit man wearing diapers
I think that was heard you had a password spit poison.
I hear threats caused by cattle without discipline,
I want to manage the opening of the public.
You have to hide under the shield of a cow, buy!
Anal third win
I first Empire and the Republicans
Hunting and can be accompanied by legions of countrymen!
(Ooh!) I was talking shit, ask my kidnappers,
Doc J dunk you like Shakalaka Boom!
Me and you do not go heavy sticks,
Shake Spears is, I wish I nodded my biography.
===Shaka Zulu===
OK, I've heard about his game, tell me how it ends?
And b. If stabbed several times his friends.
So do not bother to Roman Whatcha,
Get in line with its legions hit horns
Zulu warriors! Thorn trained,
No hordes of white, yellow split Caesar!
I have the strength of a lion and the leopard got speed!
And you all know that simple chicken Caesar!
===Julius Caesar===
Oooh, I Hyena? So I laughed!
I will give way with the bones of his ass goats meeting
First, my first fall line and was hit in the chest
Then you destroy their horns, you can move the better!
Make your reservations come to me, my triangular catapult and voila!
When taken as a goal, I was always in strong crew!
Because there is no use to you and your pagan murder.
You can grow wheat me for me, the fallen!
==Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers==
===Western Philosophers===
I come from the Acropolis to start some chaos,
Do not bring to a soft blow rape pimp Symposium
The mad gadfly, philosophy was my invention.
Roles with the nihilistic fliest, and I, his French henchman!
We have the wisdom and the spirit, which I do not question,
Dropping of Western medicine this East infections!
Obviously you've never, our kind of spiritual brothers!
We are better thinkers, better speakers, better lovers, better people!
===Eastern Philosophers===
Kind of pride is understandable
For those who speak without knowledge, and respect for the answer.
You white people are not careful, they need life imprisonment,
You do not rule alone, and a microphone.
When we use the threat of prison really sad
I honor your ass whipping children age
We have established a national life, and patience, presence.
You never hold a candle to our intelligence written.
===Western Philosophers===
Oh, I'll bow and kowtow can give you something to give!
When crouch and press the Tao of Pooh in Lao Che!
You must take control of your life is given,
Call me Superman, because I am so low!
And I'm a free spirit, so as to face conformist? It's my job!
You have a quick mind when you spit, you are like a shish kebab Confucius!
(Oh!) You fubbed mission suggest ass obediently in submission!
Dishing more disses as letters and pamphlets and plays that will publish!
Now, we covered the twins yin and yang, I can move on Jackie Chan!
Sun Tzu, would deal with my Wu, choose your way, man!
These pioneering general is not so difficult for the microphone, all you men, like "Yo, what happened?"
Lyrically you're pathetic, fortunately for history you are not the author of the Art of Rap!
===Easterm Philosophers===
Bitch, I wrote The Art of War, so you had better weapons out!
These white guys burner, because you know what? Solar now!
Asians spit sick, but no, it is not SARS.
Laozi kick beat, now Confucius drop some tapes!
Let me be with you, Candide, Voltaire,
French dripping with egg noodles hair!
Your ego is so confusing,
Freedom of expression does not only keep barking!
And you killed God, I have to ask:
It is a disgrace to die when he did his mustache?
You are trying to plant a new German psyche,
But you only increase hatred, we do not Third Reich!
And it all starts with you, you are the father, Socrates!
Honestly, I think I owe both my students here apologies!
===Western Philosophers===
I do not even want a student who comes to call my plebe
Nietzsche to come and put a knee in your chi,
For I N-I-T-E-G-S-C-H-E!
And I go every son of a bitch like my name to a late spelling bee!
Plebe, bitch? I'm like a poisoned drink hemlock!
Hang a sandal cause the door can suck cocks Soc!
Sacre bleu, Socrates, you have made things a little tight!
Come on, hide these Chinese Boche with some brilliant illumination light!
There will camaradarie learn a frog is placed in the draw!
They mock the moral, so keep the nose of your fat in your coffee!
Let me be honest with Frank reinforce does not start
Which is linked to a yield of B Franks Franks beef ladies!
===Eastern Philosophers===
I turned upon themselves, their chaos is our chance!
We must not forget that the bowl is most useful when it is empty!
Hu, Laozi, I mean no disrespect,
But you will need to fill your bowl some nonsense that makes some sense!
Oh, you do not want to hinder Lao Tzu today.
I move, bitch, out of the way!
Yo, which is written in the tradition of rap battles
That two dudes in the same team must Cluckin bicker like chicken?
Man, Confucius, you always try to put something in its place!
Why did not you tell your eyebrows, they need to be a good fit on your face!
Okay, I can see that you want some?
I krakadis a militant leader of your to-go box hat!
So here is the real golden rule: This is way above your weak beginners!
Confucius said: You can save all these fortune cookies!
==Terminator vs RoboCop==
===RoboCop===
Freeze! I propose to use his right to remain silent!
Before showing you some ass gobos some violence in Detroit!
I like the X-Wing Commander, because I stay on schedule,
I take the streets that I'm in the market of a farmer.
I wonder where he went looking Cyberdyne,
They can not fix Hanz and Franz awesome accent!
They sent you to kill the child, but do not want to win,
They should have an hour's drive of the morning after pill?
And I do not think I have had feelings in me,
But my heart was certainly broken after Terminator 3!
I RoboCop and I had the flow
Overcoming roided C-3PO!
I am the control of the microphone, as Alt Delete...
Move, sneak!
===Terminator===
False. I have detailed files on the completion of his trilogy.
This movie could not be worse for the automotive industry in Detroit!
I am a T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101,
And I have their bits of paper clips to sweep robbery, when you're done!
My Rap Attack massive shipping bazookas and GATS and Granada,
Fast and the Pea slight diamonds pull her face and dismantled that fits your foot!
We are not the same! My skin is ideal for skin super computer!
Watch as Kraang bear press chrome juicer!
They let the balls, but his suit was created!
"I still love you, Alex!" Nonsense! Your sex life is over!
Based on a detailed analysis of the structure of my lyrical rap battle
It's shit time for the next verse, and then I'll be back!
===RoboCop===
I do not know the price, do not know love.
You know John Connor just a stupid robot program.
(Uh!) OCP, destroying him gave me skills
I am cool, I can not help my main guidelines!
===Terminator===
I punched a hole through the face, and vocal cords tear.
Jordi LaForge then send back its space helmet!
===RoboCop===
Good times, but it was very quick on the draw.
What can be wrong with you, creep: Murphy's Law!
===Terminator===
Quiet, dickwad. Emotions and the establishment.
I could not find a good rhyme for your score if I'm in search mode.
Quickly you too! I lost more than a lawyer steam iron!
Judgment Day, baby! Hasta la Vista!
==David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini==
===Harry Houdini===
You do not have to look exactly the same crew and Houdini
Secretly of Wee case, it is smoother, such as linguine
Little space small enough to fit your talents, David!
You do not have a David Challenge!
Endeavour big, the account balance bank baby!
Therefore Abracadabra, you bitch billowy!
Man, that looks like a pirate on the Las Vegas Strip!
I swallow the needle, is a bad thing, you can not get away from paper bags in a flash!
Patter and purple, is true that is cut in half, I will not be all be combined skills!
===David Copperfield===
I love you, I will do what they can do in my God
Now if you do not, you want me to be like a wall of China's dog, and you can enter go!
You will not be used to Magic
I want to move it to a Bluetooth hands pink!
If the living room of my grand illusions, no nonsense approach
Your elephant is a tramp's Lady Liberty on foot!
Movies that you can not and can not provide child
Let us stick to what you're good and lock lips!
(Ooh!) here is a tidbit:
I bought half your shit and locked it!
Sleight nirmisidavugalagiddavu slippery fingers,
You can wear a tight Stuntman thick're
If a hero is incorrect
But you can see that I am right now, and your height!
===Harry Houdini===
Oh, the act of hacking is actually Bob Saget 5,
You are the saddest, the magic that can happen to the collection
I crane hanging on my feet, I'm hanging!
Bagel Lox not be able to come!
Break the mirror of the eyes of your airline the tangled boughs,
Cameras and shame he can not?
There is some talk of angels
No.
Oh.
===David Copperfield===
See what they have to look if it was not for me?
I would like to remind the world that the magic is supposed to make you happy.
As long as you spend time to show each row
I get my time back I'm glad supermodel!
You need to rest, take a private visit
In my private island, suck cock private!
(MM!) I called a little brunch Halloween:
Deep fried Sucker Punch, and half!
==Lewis & Clark vs Bill & Ted==
===Lewis & Clark===
If you start with Lewis and Clark
Cause the way we cut our emcees like a walk in the park
But back to the right and fill the entire map M to give
Back to clearly indicate a major footprint!
We were on the increase in both the passenger and the furnace wordsmiths
We will take Mika as the Louisiana Purchase!
It is worth it! Members of the information in the report will be built
And the time to go back and give the phone back to the Medical Stores!
We saw a bear and Beavers and prairie dogs and mink
Rattlesnakes, in addition to fish, owls, larks, and eagles!
Mangalore plants! According to the notes:
The two biggest dickweeds!
We have tourists from near and far to reveal the pilot!
Air guitar and Dude, you are saying: where's my car?
We won the most dangerous nature trail!
Therefore involved! But, Bill, and her mother steps in to say: Do unto others!
===Bill & Ted===
Heat than Bill, but very, laughing
I overrun "is heard a lot of fun to drop in the anus!
My stepmom, Ted, and to keep between us
When you go to San Dimas show other child!
We will give you as soon as Billy the Kid gun
And nuts, Sacagawea puns one kicks!
Take one young mother and your company?
They have to face the child, and give you the baby redaindiyanace.
English and dudes, dudes and paper process to learn
Now we Dakota, Sioux them too!
Marsh did not you go and explore the old Napoleon?
Where do you think your feelings stomped away win!
===Lewis & Clark===
Meriwether If you heard? They think that underlines you mean!
Some own a, new!
Black Eagle Falls in the Pacific Ocean.
We are sick, and dysentery due to diss!
Rufus made way, we will be in vain.
You can not lead the way out of the circle K!
Garth and Wayne is not appropriate to send Turkey
Your visit will most likely raps!
===Bill & Ted===
Man, they are completely burned us. I like to feel doofus.
What should we do? I do not know. It was perfect. Rufus!
He's right, man! We need this kind of abuse,
Some see Paul Bunyan shoe bag of potatoes!
You ride the river in one direction, we rode four!
Save Bodacious babes and re-arrested!
I have seen the future, Mr. Lewis, and I do not mean to be rude,
But spoiler alert: really kill you, man!
So I suggest you make peace with medal brilliant!
We affirm that in the struggle for Wyld Stallyns!
==Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock==
===Steven Spielberg===
A child sitting next to a projector Imagine
His film to learn how to become a much better director,
Now imagine three billion dream machine,
What's scene Duster can harvest all blockbusters!
Alfred walked with me a try? You must be deeply!
I bring mouth and his boat will take a bite.
On top of my game, I Vertigo, so I always
My Jet terminal, waiting for me to kill him! ya!
Accademia DGA me and shake!
Michael Bay flick as many Oscar schlep!
Three steaks and soufflés are filling the jowells next time
Business Checking, big game ambling toward me!
I produced cartoons for all ages and match
Jimmy Stewart do one of two boys born!
Maybe next time I meet will be a bit more gracious!
Full Moon kiss me now and just enjoy my greatness!
===Alfred Hitchcock===
It was a close encounter with the kind of shit
But when the end of the day.
Half of your billion should go to John Williams,
Now ready, I find I good!
I am the master! Because of the unknown, a fast,
Be protected from Hitchcock, as he!
My knowledge is great, and organized a very successful performance!
He more than terrible acts Megan Fox Transformers!
Come! Fish and dolls The Muppets, provoking fear!
I squeeze screams chocolate syrup!
It is better than mother or Jamma is after the camera!
Panderers damage and persecute me, the last Indiana!
===Quentin Tarantino===
Cut! Give Tylenol, stop words, you!
Alfred, you have no way, Dawg.
I am the king of dialogue.
Only one film I know you are!
And I saw a lot of blood in the bathroom when I stabbed my thumb one!
You tried to fight World War II, but he could not do that.
British troops would not let that since fat is inscribed.
The look is definitely true, Wikipedia.
Now let me Steven Hack attacked.
Due to the War of the Worlds, I did not realize.
It seemed like a betrayal shit Michael Bay would.
Ask someone, "What is your favorite part of Sam Jackson?"
Nobody will say, "Ost-magiciisa-, Jacka Resources has the park?"
Script writing is not clean (dammit!)
But as I kept the microphones, I'm adooy (Dick!)
Quentin Tarantino is a genius.
Motherfucker A serious pocket penis!
===Stanley Kubrick===
Genius is a harsh word, but there is no reason to use it,
Below, you can talk about Kubrick, so there's really nothing to it.
Everything that I do is the vision of every single painting box
We will do exactly what I want it!
Others took to get it right, 127 times!
I do you love me, I have a bomb! Tone ultraviolet poetry,
Like clockwork, all the consequences, beating Spielberg, color Purple!
Amnesty is the worst for the potential loss of Ninja Turtles!
===Michael Bay===
It's not the worst I've heard enough from you!
Why is it that I can be a real star of the show?
I switch short telephoto.
Bruckheimer, I work alone.
If there's one thing I've learned, dogs, motherfucking. This game is about money!
I have a dollar, then y'all money motherfucking!
Mark Wahlberg and money. Some motherfucking!
I get a lot of money to start a shop with a few drops of milk!
Rock has grown and now I have my socks.
I do not give the girl money is not a crime!
I add my nuts M player to test my bank!
While critics give the people what they love me no good!
I am working on the sequel, The Red the time has come!
I bought a gift from above the eye of an eagle.
When it blows, the equivalent of the director and me!
==Ellen DeGeneres vs Oprah Winfrey==
===Ellen DeGeneres===
Oh God, my hands,
Can I ask a question?
How will my friends say that over Stedman representative to get beaten?
As poetry is a penchant, we will make your head spin.
If you are, I mean to fight with me? In a better word,
Means for lesbian licking boutiques!
(Oh!), You will be thrown target!
Shooting own everything!
Dr. Phil, would have the skills to make "better leave it alone!"
Rachel Ray recipes that can tell you my choice
Oprah Winfrey grinding into a million pieces!
===Oprah Winfrey===
I do not have a TV or a queen, and I do not come!
Because I have nothing to YA, check under your seat!
Oprah can not even hope to be half as Article!
I get my hands around the neck or strangulation of Deepak!
Girl, you're petting zoo, with your cat for a week, of course,
Drunk Kitchen, you can go to the dance like a chicken!
You can play with the fish brain damage, I was not a candidate for the actress!
It drives forward or backward in a name synonymous with magic powers!
===Ellen Degeneres===
Yes you have the power (Power!), And yes I do have kids, (Kittens!)
It also features the roof, native son and gloves!
I like nice things that make people smile,
Everyone feel good for a while,
Do a little dance, and the crowd went wild,
Kicked it right back to the Miracle Mile!
I thought I told ya,
Lunch your reign!
I was jumping on Oprah I am Tom Cruise on the sofa!
From ABC to NBC and now it's all about me!
I find the best Mc and large stars
I will not bite you in the ass of the car tax free!
===Oprah Winfrey===
Mullet writing checks mouth can not cash, sir!
I will ask my regular shoes to suit pants, baby!
You follow me, because I made the way for ya!
You're driving a Porsche behind me Post,
Check the Fortune 500, I wonder media!
The Dalai Lama and Obama saved my cell phone number!
Try a beef with me, I will do all the market crash.
Unfortunately, when you go Oprah, there is no going back!
==Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter==
===Jack the Ripper===
Oi, mate wine Pass is Jack the Ripper.
Jack covered in the following way before dawn on Twitter!
I think the night until the morning, the trigger was the mark of a man
The light shining from the sin of the time, you do, you will find appalling illness.
Nasty nasty too late, there is a little more gorier
Life in Victorian England!
This, if you want, please note that this is a horror,
Or late at night, I was knocking on doors to find!
I was deep in blood and gore, more than the knee is not keen to leave
The family on my knee to the ground, weeping and sorrow fire!
The police have to lead, and he did not know what you are looking! 
I have my flesh, blood and eat raw, rap!
===Hannibal Lecter===
Jackie is a classic megalomaniac
You did not give up once and for all at the Battle of the song.
In addition, the shirt says there is no need to visit a pity
Masturbation is stopped on the road and put the lotion in the basket!
Iller way to catch a serial killer that can be saved!
I have a good match between the Chianti than luck!
If the rotting flesh and make me shiver just thinking!
If you are the body of the British head covered in more than one cause of cat urine!
When they can not pay attention to her!
OJ Simpson in place if this was a horrible version of penny!
But even if not, all the nicknames today,
And you do not prepare your own shit, even if!
===Jack the Ripper===
I am real! And now you will not see my dignity, overcome houses
How about the new pages!
God, who had been brought up for centuries lived in the house!
Although the back door of the cage will not be able to be taken?
For example, I know this better than a serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
So I want to make this day, you do not look for the better!
In this way may God protect me from hell ya spit on us!
I am alarmed London, fuck that 7/7 bombers!
===Hannibal Lecter===
No, no, Jack, you're good,
Before Ham-fisted attempts at terrorism in line!
As the features of Jack the Ripper title Chase.
Select brain Ray Liotta, and ask how you can get!
Bon Vivant violence, licensed psychotherapist,
Who Dines writes highest public violins sound!
Do not me wrong, I bake, and the ball is in my Bach!
For the serial killer, you insipid as container Kashi!
You lewd hunt and play with my body!
You do not mind the perverse Jack, I hate that you are confused!
Scold me again in quarantine
The reason is a dirty little lamb was silent.
==Zeus vs Thor==
===Zeus===
How dare you challenge my eternal throne!
Your dad is on the phone and the father of the gods!
At the time of truce was caused by loose Zeus, Odin, asking me,
I will put the കുരുക്കിന്റെ crossdressing neck!
Seeing me wrong, I like Medusa, my rock, motherfucker!
My oxen, schlong Get My Goose is good!
I like the trident of Poseidon,
A giant ball of poetry frozen, you can measure!
===Thor===
Although you and another couple to Thor shapeshifting!
But tastes great!
I take the risk of strong rain
I Noirse, because I do not get it! (Norway)
Warahaara atcha boy, we flyte!
I set my Asgard Ragnarok home!
The sister of one of your tongue, loathsome Gorgon kiss!
I am Natalie Portman on the lightning!
Someone who never abuse and serve as a mentor?
Douches ties that your machine is a cruel man!
The Greek people, King stopped for a week!
I spit in your face, but you may need to!
===Zeus===
Mindless fools will knock on the philosophy of the fathers!
My Greek democracy building stone bed!
Astronomy, and they mapped the movements of my relatives go out!
Mount Olympus, the world's important to me, and all pimps!
This carbon can absorb: I'm in the parade for rain!
With your finger faster than Usain Bolt irritation button!
I will be the first in history to put in writing!
M. Hammer was struck twice by lightning from Greece!
===Thor===
Rain Man? It's almost drizzle!
You can not have a runny nose women in my country!
You can keep your astronomers, I the Conqueror, Sailing,
Thousands of kilometers, the discovery of a continent!
I am a dominant alpha dog, you can not hit me!
I turned the Greek GDP!
Send deeper underground than the depths of hell itself!
Now, like his father, and swallow my children!
===Zeus===
Think ruler underground heaven?
You're a joke, probably Loki wrote the line!
For intelligence and rhyme time with me after scourged,
Viking just die, because you have to be easier to ship!
===Thor===
Iouri glory days has been fixed! Oracle you should be!
I have broken the cock pretty hard back opah!
In this drachmas your eyes go!
When you give the Lord the river, we will find the Three hoe! (Summit!)
==Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde==
===Bonnie & Clyde===
I will take care of this kind has been known to fire a few bars
Because if these lovers cross me, they all finally see the stars!
I mean, I will go before you, but, hell, I will Licks,
This installation Hiss rich kid and his child fox!
I'm tired of them! Let them prevail, we can remove the blind Em!
I will live with this for the first Punk! I will take this broad back!
I pop the lid ass last successor of the Capulets,
Give Miss No-night-a-Paris lamentation and their parents!
Thank you! Romeo Romeo, but because they are trying to run it?
Mofo, tenderness and Froio, your curtains or clothing, brother?
(Oh!) It seems to be formulating woe!
If you are sick with veranda and eggs!
Barr band to put their money where their mouth is!
I do not care patients death both your houses!
===Romeo & Juliet===
My love, I see your face is beautiful,
Even Dustbowl didlos defend your honor!
When you see that broken forever past,
We are both bitches put on blast together!
One level! "" These beetles flat head artless girl!
Your contempt is the only scent they impose on me!
Why twist why you crazy? I do not want you to hear better with less!
Your gusts federal government should be dark!
And those with chicken neck girl
You get your ass body worse than prison lover!
There is no true love, you just conjical tour!
Oh, not your real husband, now is it?
===Clyde Barrow===
Hey, partner, you put the best horse you lost!
Before we show you how to organize your respect in Texas!
===Romeo Montague===
Do arguments, sir? Ho, how long I close my sword?
Or chicken duck his ass shit Ford?
===Bonnie Parker===
Mano e Mano some of the ways you beat me?
Some of John Leguizamo, you can protect your best friend!
===Romeo & Juliet===
No, no. Romeo competing for my boyfriend will kill your pulse!
He said he was a member of your fingers will have to do!
Ouch! I killed you! What irony?
The main role was played!
Then he lay on his stomach, I will kill you!
Diss louts to lick my ass and I'll die!
We, figs, it was just touched my body!
Where is Romeo? Oh, Nomeo! The poison is in your face!
Dagger to O, the right to drill me, breathing convinced me to stop!
The rhythm of my heart and in cases like myself, leave me!
===Bonnie & Clyde===
Well, here's the tragedy. Not have been carried out as expected.
This is only a child would have done better to wait a few seconds, some people say.
This, of course, was kinda sad though. As a result, young people, has died.
Well, at least one other. Only Bonnie, and-
==Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters==
===Ghostbusters===
Are you fed up with two visible mustache
Who can control the tire to explode and crash it?
If the Lorax, I want to bust as we did,
Contact us, we are ready to conquer you!
Ghostbusters, flow crusher, go to work!
These are lyrics like we got one!
Getting people to move as the Statue of Liberty!
Try to beat us in the war? Man, you gotta be bothering me!
Shipping Stantz as real human rights Slinky!
I collect spores. Tell em on a Twinkie.
If this plan is all fluff and filler.
Haney men to blow it. My vicious killer.
===Mythbusters===
Whack manage your raps, and a lot of WOW!
Can we make the Discovery channel!
Your science, in contrast to the process of authorized funny,
In this episode, we will give you the summary!
Start with a washer, vacuum strapped to your back,
The fact is not my life, respond to these Positron!
You can also transfer the security grid laser built
Walter Peck open some shady shit, I just!
If you have a good job, a house fire! Cause now you've burned!
Are you the science of the poor; For established!
===Ghostbusters===
This is a walrus and comedians Dickless enough!
It is at the center of the city gichiinüüdiin no agreement!
Download your rod! Holding company!
Drugs from the heat! No Smoking!
Win the high-speed slow motion!
We show hosts grill when we cross traffic
But even when you are working behind the popularity
Rap test if false, both a plane crash!
We have seen, but we have kicked ass
===Mythbusters===
Ghosts are not real, but it will require
It is time to return to life B- team.
Hey! Scary stuff, when Tory, Grant and Kari are!
As the specter of the appearance of your glasses when Ray let the hardest!
We reject stream,
And your own choice!
Uhhhhhhhh
Why should you join? I could not think of a rhyme!
Well, just say the first thing that comes to mind you!
===Stay Puft Marshmallow Man===