Roger Rabbit

Roger Rabbit was a rabbit who got framed by some guy because why not frame a rabbit? He got a book called Who Censored Roger Rabbit? and a film called Who Framed Roger Rabbit? which later became a shitty shame made by the Laughing Joking Numbnuts (Aka: LJN) and because it’s LJN it SUCKED!!!
Roger Rabbit became a cultural icon for cartoons after the 80s and idiots still worship him to this day BTW.
== Life ==
=== Childhood ===
Roger Rabbit was born sometime in 1927, When the Teletubbies attacked Toontown, Her mother who is a bastard, Sent him to Possum City, Where he was almost eaten by Fatman. He was raised by her non-mother, who is a Stupid Human. He suffered from child abuse and got bullied because being different. (That is so racist.)
=== Adolescent years ===
As he grew, he found out that they are not his real family, so he grabbed a gun and killed everyone in the house and blew it up. (Teenagers these days.) He escaped to Hollywood to find his real mom, but she found Jessica Rabbit, a large breast toon that he'd later simp for. He is rumored to ruin movies in recording. So directors, if you are watching this: Beware the Rabbit!
At 15 years old he got drafted into World War II because Donald Trump said that Toons are immortal: that bullets, explosions don't kill them. Then something horrifying happened, Adolf Hitler kidnapped Jessica because he wanted to have s*x with her. WTF! So Roger kicks Hitler's ass and rescues Jessica. They get married which is confusing like... How the f*ck did a rabbit and a human fall in love and get married? But the post-war era changed everything, when Roger ruined over 1,000 takes of a cartoon humans that they were somehow filming.... So the director called Ludwig Stevens, who is actually Dr. Doom disguised to spy him. He sent a drunk, greedy bastard named Eddie Valiant to actually spy him. He gets framed for the murder of Ninja Fortnite.
=== Adult years ===
Today, he and Jessica live together. He has like 3 kids, and they all enjoy a really really happy life.
== Enemies ==
* Mickey Mouse
* Bugs Bunny
* Pig
* Teletubbies
* His damn computer which had Hatsune Miku in that he shred into pieces and sent it to Hell
Category:Smart guys
Category:Villains