Items

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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
@#$% Magnet 	It'd take a miracle to figure out how this works. 	Quest item for Of Magnets And Miracle 	The Big Top 	22
1/2 Off Sandal 	Yep, you only get one. I can't believe you fell for that. 	Craft with Plank of Wood to make Sandalwood. 	Pants Half Off 	1000
16 Bit Fireworks 	Funny how something so simple can make you feel so gosh darn accomplished... 	No known use. 	Warp Zone (Laser Larry) 	22
2001 lb Goldfish 	A steady diet of goldleaf, marigolds, and sugar-frosted chocolate lard drops has led this fish to its current over-nourished state. 	Quest item for Dog the Bounty Fish Bounty (Daily) 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
33 Degree Ice Cube 	What? Don't give me that look. We're in Elanthia- I can do any damn thing I want. 	Activated: Chill your enemy to the bone, making them take more Ice Ice damage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
9-Inch Nails 	Wear a hardhat when using these, so as to avoid a head like a hole. 	No known use. 	
qPod (Stereohead) 	22
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
ABC Gum 	The name is fitting because your parents should have taught you not to do this around the same time you learned your ABC's. 	No known use. 	Shag Pile (Sprites) 	22
Abra-Kablam 	A peculiar little orb of pure magic. Yeah, this is exactly the kind of thing you should just toss carelessly into your inventory. I wouldn't even worry about it. 	
Activated: Inflicts Abracadamage on opponent.
Requires: Level 10 	Quest Reward for Going Bananas (Daily) 	500
Account Password 	1-2-3-4-5? Maybe you should think about changing your luggage combination... 	No known use. 	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) 	12
Adulterated Magazines 	These used to be perfectly innocent magazines, until...the Accident. 	Can be crafted into Mag Stash. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute 	7
Aerohead 	Be warned: it don't want to miss a thing. 	No known use. 	Learning Center (L-ph) / qPod (Arrowsmith) 	22
Aging Garlic Powder 	Its tears have long since dried. 	No known use. 	Herb and Spices 	17
Albert's Massively Flat Shirt 	If you hadn't killed him, a myocardial infarction probably would have.
I mean, you're still a murderer and all, but you know. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Flat Albert 	Townshire Junkyard (Flat Albert) 	N/A
Al 	What else would you get when you sand a sandal? 	No known use. 	Crafted from an Angle Grinder and 1/2 Off Sandal 	1
Al's Wood 	Old Al likes his wood polished. 	No known use. 	Crafted from an Al and a Plank of Wood 	1
Ale-Stained T-Shirt 	Nothing like beer-soaked sausages. Really enhances the flavor. 	No known use. 	Trash Can 	14
Alt Rock 	Trust me. You've never heard of us. 	Quest Item for School of Rock 	qPod (Blinded Melon, Wheezer) 	N/A
Ancient Spelling Quiz 	There's only two things we can learn from this. One: a powerful sorcerer graded this with magical ink. Two: there's someone out there who can't spell 'Happy' 	Used in crafting Slackninja Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Ancient Video Game Cartridge 	This game blows. 	No known use. 	Townshire Junkyard 	8
Angle Grinder 	This thing can grind a girder at any angle - 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31... 	
Quest Item for Veneer and Far / Craft with Sandalwood to make Pristine Standalwood 	The Bump 'N Grinder 	8
Angler fish 	This fish can survive in waters up to 360 degrees. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Angsty Heart of Pom 	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Animal Magnets 	Huh, apparently charm has nothing to do with it. 	No known use. 	Trainwreck 	19
Apathame 	For when you really don't care whether or not you actually cut anything 	No known use. 	Bloodbath and Beyond (Slackninja) 	14
Archibald's Autograph 	An autograph! Archibald's autograph! Archaeologist Anonymous Archibald's Autograph! 	Can be used to make a rubbing of the McGuffin Gate in The Mangle (due to the relation he has to the quest I assume that may just be the reason you're given it). 	Given by Sir Archibald Dirtypants 	1
Armed and Operational Disco Ball 	That's no moon... 	Activated: Summons a sparkly disco ally. 	Admiral Snackbar 	100
Aromatic Wood Chips 	A good smoked Porkin requires the finest wood chips, which can't be found anywhere else but in Hauli Woods. 	No known use. 	Porkin Patch 	8
Ashen Tongue 	Despite warnings, the former owner of this tongue couldn't be bothered to blow on their white-hot food. Let this be a lesson! 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Athletic Cup 	You're not exactly sure how the previous owner used this...and honestly, you'd prefer to keep it that way. 	No known use. 	Hallways (Dodgebrawler) / Full Service Gas Station (Power Player) 	14
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
B 	It's a letter B, dropped by the B-hemoth. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	No known use. 	Learning Center (B-hemoth) 	22
Bacta Bar 	All the healing without the need to submerge yourself in strange liquids for hours on end. Delicious and nutritious, Bacta Bars are made for the rebel on the go. 	Heals 100% health 	Formerly dropped in the Kitchen of Foul Repute after defeating the Dire Pudding - now replaced with Savory Meat Brick x2. 	10
Bad Apple Stem 	One can only assume that the Apple's attitude...stems...from its upbringing. 	Quest item for Puree'wa Offering. 	Jumbo Juicer (Bad Apple) 	
Bad Case of Mourning Wood 	 	No known use. 	Mourning Wood 	
Badge of Yarn 	A badge of honor awarded only to proven allies of the Argent Yarn. 	No known use. 	Quest Reward for Dog Breathwing The Destroyer , You are Somewhat Prepared 	N/A
Badger Claw 	You'd think anyone could just walk down to the Badger Farm and pick up a dozen of these, but Elanthian Law states that it is illegal to harvest the claws from any badger, living or dead. Ivory's fine, though. 	Used in crafting Slackninja Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Bag O' Candy 	It's like Halloween, but for festive meats! 	Quest item for porkin' and candy recipe required to create Bobbing for Sausages festival employee. 	Prize Shoppe 	1
Ball of Yarn 	I don't know why anyone would spend the time to make this thing, but I'm sure we'll find a way to reward you for it... some day. 	Takes you to the Elton the Cat encounter 	Made from 2 coil of yarn 	?
Banana Phone 	"Hey can you hold on a minute? I've got a call on another vine. 	Used to get achievement "Hello Clarice" 	Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter released) 	8
Banana Phone Peel 	Cellular, modular, interactive-odular! 	No known use. 	Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter) 	10
Band Grenade 	From the instruction manual, 'Through completely unapproved magical methods, a real-life bad in shrunk and lovingly hand-placed inside each Band Grenade to ensure maximum musical mayhem!' 	Activated: Deal Autotune damage to your opponent! 	The Road / Queethoven 	1
Baneful Beef 	Grass-fed is the thing of the past. True connoisseurs know that brain-fed is the true secret to tenderness. 	Quest Item for Feeding Fidorkrag 	Bean Fields (Cows) 	
Bedbug Lint 	There are over five hundred and sixty-seven crevices in your average bedbug. Lint is just one of the things that collects in them. 	Quest Item for Handsy. Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Bed Bugs 	3
Bedbug Love Note 	'Dear Swedish Twins, Would you be our sweethearts? -The Fraternal Twins, Stefan and Blech' 	
Activated : ? / Requires: Level 2 	Bed Bugs 	40
Beefcake 	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE! 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Beef Shank 	Cannibalism? You bet. 	Quest Item for What's your Beef?, Zip it Good 	Trash Can 	
Bendable Wire 	Looks like we're gonna need someone to bend this wire... Aww. 	Quest Item for Monkey Suit 	Camp Site (Jethro Bates) 	
Berry Bolas 	Lenghts of vine with surprisingly heavy berries on each end. 	Activated: Used to capture fruits for Bola-ing for Fruit 	Given by Farmer Maynard 	5
Bikini Bottoms 	It's a little risque, but that's atoll you have to pay for fashionable knickers. 	No known use. 	No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) 	5
Bit 	Is it a bit? Yes or no. 	Quest Item for They Ate the Bits 	Shag Pile (Sprites) 	N/A
Bizarro Bits 	Breaking this guy down doesn't really lessen the overall bizarro factor. 	Quest item for Puree'wa offering. 	Vehicular Ability Generator (Bizarro Superfruit) 	
Black Checkered Flag 	The official symbol for 'Okay, it's time to stop racing now.' since 1979! 	Quest Item for I Know That Monkey! 	Craft Red Checkered Flag with Permanent Marker. 	56
Blofish 	This fish used to have a double, but after some jerk kept catching them, volunteers were understandably...scarce. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Blue fish 	Why so sad, emo fish? 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Blue Salamander Corpse 	So I heard you like reptile carcass? 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake) 	1
Blue Star Duck 	What the heck was this doing in there? This looks a piece of old-timey Carnival paraphernalia. Surely someone around here is into that sort of stuff. 	The Scalper will reward 500 Generi-Tickets 	Bobbin For Sausages 	
Blurry UFO photo 	Maybe UFOs are just blurry? Ever think of that? 	No known use. 	Crop Circles (Down-Home Country Alien) Curiously Quiet Thicket 	17
Boiler Valve Handle 	What do you suppose is the half-life is of something like this? Can you believe it was just sitting here, left for dead? I'm here all week folks! 	Used to operate boiler 	Boiler Pit : Just Right (Dusting Dusty Dust Bunny) 	N/A
Bombegranate 	This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon. 	Activate Fruitillery Cannon!; Can be used for Nutrition Suspicion 	Jumbo Juicer 	1
BOOSH 	These are actual things? I thought he just had Tourette's or something. 	Used in crafting a Killer Guitar Solo for Soloable/Solocraft III 	Crafted from Weedleiddleiddle 	1
Bottle of BBQ Sauce 	The zesty, spicy sauce that completes any Porkin meal. 	Used in crafting L7 U2 V8 	Porkin Patch (Pigasus) 	8
Bottle of Char Hazard's Spinning Fire 	A special kind of fire that only Char Hazards can produce. It spins around in a circle on its own accord, which conveniently makes it ideal for heating cauldrons. 	Quest Item for What's Cookin'? 	Unknown 	
Bottle of Creativity 	Splash this on a work of art to make it truely creative! And by 'splash' I of course mean craft. 	Quest Item: Used in crafting Imaginary Key 	Quest Reward for Drawing from Afterlife 	
Bottle of Glue 	Good for getting into sticky situations, as though you needed help with that. 	Used in crafting Sticky Bowling Shoes. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) 	1
Bottle of Kapow! 	Fights steely damage using state-of-the-art ionized crystals. Defends against the might of any robotic enemies that cross your path. That's the power of Kapow!Caution- do not allow Kapow! to contact eyes, hair, or teeth. 	Activated: Increases your resistance to Steely damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Quest Reward for The Top Banana (Daily) 	600
Bottle of Liquid Fire 	Nothing about this makes any sense at all. 	Quest Item for Bringin' Home the Bacon 	Admiral Snackbar 	200
Bottom Pentacat Puzzle Piece 	You found this in the Townshire Junkyard. It's clear that there are other pieces like it somewhere in Elanthia. 	Quest Item for Elton on Tour 	Townshire Junkyard 	N/A
Bottom Right Pentacat Puzzle Piece 	You found this burried in the Lolcatacombs. It's clear that there are other pieces like it somewhere in Elanthia. 	Quest Item for Elton on Tour 	Lol Catacombs 	N/A
Bottomless pits 	Have you ever seen a cherry pit without a bottom? Makes you wonder how it stays upright. 	No known use. 	Noodly Grove 	
Boudin Noir Business Card 	Noir got a really good deal on printing these things at Sausage Max. They use really nice casings for their lamination. 	Quest Item for access to the Pork Chop Shop 	Sausage Festival (Boudin Noir) 	N/A
Bouncing Sing-Along Ball 	Keep your eye on the ball!AHH MY EYE! 	No known use. 	The Road 	12
Bow Tie 	Why do people constantly try forcing primates to wear these? Because it's adorable, that's why. 	No known use. 	Damned Dirty Apes (Monkeys) 	21
Bowler Hat 	I didn't know bowlers even wore hats! 	Used in crafting Tin Foil Hat 	Damned Dirty Apes (Goon'ter) / Crop Circles (Jabba Job) 	8
Bowling Shoes 	You know you've always secretly wanted to take a pair of these home. Looks like someone did!
The soles are so slick, they're useless as a fashion statement, but with a little work, they might server some other purpose... 	Used in crafting Sticky Bowling shoes. 	Boiler Room (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) / Bed Bugs 	3
Box of Toothpicks 	To your disappointment, this box does NOT contain mining equipment for the sprites that live in your mouth. 	Quest Item for Charmed, I'm Sure 	Trailer Park (Rambi, The Butters) 	
Boxy Shorts 	These shorts once had a promising career in the ring. But not now. Not since... the accident. 	No known use. 	No. 2 Deck 	5
Brain Feed 	Designed for the special dietary needs for growing zombies. 	No known use. 	Bean Fields 	15
Brass Ball Bearings 	Adding insult to injury. 	No known use. 	Townshire Junkyard 	12
Bread Bowl 	Wear it as a hat! Keep your keys in it! Fill it with hot soup! Or the blood of your enemies! The uses are endless! 	No known use. 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	5
Brick o' Flak 	Bits of Jagged Metal, Now in handy rectangular form! 	Quest Item for Parts for the M.O.B. (Daily) 	Trainwreck (Mechanical Animals) 	N/A
Broken Calculator 	There seems to be a ... problem with this calculator. 	Used to claim ABM bounty. 	Boiler Pit (Alpha Werewolf) 	8
Broken Visor 	Repairing it would take fifteen years and a team of a hundred 	No known use. 	Unknown. 	1
Bulwark of the Dungeoner 	The ultimate defense against both omnipotent super boss and plague rat alike. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	14
Bundle of Aspearagus 	This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon. 	Can be used in Nutrition Suspicion .  	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Ghoulconut) 	1
Bunny Dust 	Squeeze a dust bunny, and this is what comes shooting out of its...nose. Yes. Nose. 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit : Just Right (Dusting Dusty Dust Bunny) 	8
Butcher Knife (For Adults Only!) 	To clarify, it's only for adults because of its handle size. The handle on the Children's Butcher Knife is much smaller. 	Used in ctrafting porkin' and knife in order to create Test Your Strength festival employee. 	Prize Shoppe (100 Tickets) 	
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
C 	It's the letter C, dropped by the C-Serpent. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	No known use. 	Learning Center (C-serpent) 	11
Calamari Damacy 	My, this pond really is full of things! 	Dog the Bounty Fish Bounty (Daily) 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Canister of Coolant 	Cool your jets! Cool your engines! ...Cool other things besides jets and engines! It's Coolant! A McGuffin Industries product. 	Quest Item for Bounty Hunter's Bounty 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails (Cool-ant) 	
Canned Salt Water 	The label says it was bottled from the fresh mountain springs of Moarya; the salt got added in later, I guess. 	Activated: Season your enemy with this to make them take more Rust Rash damage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
Carnivorous Pear 	You don't know real terror until you've confronted a gigantic carnivorous pear face-to-face. Lucky for you, this one's not quite that size... yet. 	Activated: Unleash the blind rage of the Carnivorous Pear! (Physical damage each turn) 	Hollow Deck (Scurvy Piece of Pierat) 	10
Carrot 	You can't top this healthy snack. 	Quest item for Of Magnets And Miracle 	Pasta Orchards 	8
Cat's Note 	I've been watching you ever since you arrived in our town. Brian means well, so you'll have to forgive him for the whole prison thing. This vial contains a strong sedative that should knock ol' Barney out. Just pour some on a cloth of some kind and hold it over his nose for a few seconds. I'll be in touch again. 	Quest Item: Instructions for escaping prison (Welcome to Pleasnton) 	The Slammer 	1
Chain Mail 	[FWD:][FWD:][FWD:][FWD:][FWD:]Did you get that armor I sent you? 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	8
Chatty Skull 	It thinks it's still alive. 	Quest Item for unknown 	Diabolic Dungeons 	N/A
Cheap Energy Candy 	It's probably minty. You like mintiness, don't you? 	Activated: Recover 7-12 power. 	Fish in a Barrel 	2
Cheap Machete 	What do hockey-loving psychopaths, army surplus stores, and boy scouts have in common? No really, what? It's an honest question. 	May be used to remove Weakened Monkey Wrench's arm for Gepedo quest. 	Boiler Pit (Kreddy Frueger) 	3
Cheese Wedge 	This had a funny description once, but some dev guy lost it. 	No known use. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	1
Cheesy Blaster 	You take a hot dog, stuff it with some Jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, and you got Cheesy Blasters! 	Recover 35-50 power and heal 575-926 health. / Requires Level 10 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails (Cool-Ant) / Quest Reward for Hit the Grind Running 	2780
Cherries Ruebilee Prisoner 	While certainly intimidating in appearance, they are, you know, made of cherries. Fits pretty well in your pack, I'd say. 	Quest Item for Bola-ing for Fruit 	Spaghetti Sequoias (Cherries Ruebilee captured with Berry Bolas) 	N/A
Chester's Super-Hot Hot Sauce 	Make sure you've got some water nearby if you drink this stuff- the only water Chester serves is in a trough outside. 	Ingredient for Wake-Up Juice 	#1 Principal / The Pantry of Ill Omen 	1
Chewed-up Brains 	Nauseous yet? 	No known use. 	Pleasanton (Zombies) 	15
Childproof Scissors 	In order to keep children from using these scissor, the actived only whilst their onwer is running. saftly first! 	No known use. 	Student Art Gallery 	9
Chimera Extract 	You'll sleep better if I don't tell you how they collect this. 	Used in crafting Emomancer scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Chocolate-Flavored Glue 	And they expect you not to eat this stuff! 	No known use. 	Student Art Gallery 	17
Circus Peanuts 	Officially considered 'the stalest food on earth' by Elanthian Cuisine Magazine. 	Activated : Damage bonus of random type, damage resist of random type 	
Cirque du Dismay "Surprise me!" Reward 	10
Class Schedule 	1st Period: Brains 2nd Period: Brains; 3rd Period: Lunch?! 	No known use. 	Pleasanton HS (Lunchlady... Of the Damned) 	15
Clay Pigeon 	Much more environmentally friendly than the now-infamous 'pigeon clay'. For some reason, E.A.T.E.M. didn't much care for the product's slogan: 'Three pigeons in every wad!' 	No known use. 	Sausage Festival Shooting Gallery 	17
Clown fish 	Everybody loves a clown fish. Except their mortal enemies: mime fish. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Clustered Fragments of the Harubrik's Staff 	Three splintered fragments from the legendary Harubrik's Staff. Man, there are probably a lot of these. 	Part of a craftable item? 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	14
Cluster of Grapeshot 	This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon! 	Ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon 	 	1
Coil of Yarn 	Get two of these together and you'll really be having a ball. HA HA HA, the clever hints just keep coming! 	Used to make Ball of Yarn 	Made from 2 Length of Yarn. 	?
College-Grade Construction Paper 	'The good stuff.' 	Used in crafting Imaginary Key 	Art Desks 	9
Commemorative Stein 	Yeah, this doesn't cheapen the memory at all. 	No known use. 	Trash Can 	14
Composed Abracadabacus 	The precursor to the Abracadabbing Machine. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Composed Pertinacious-D 	
This is the greatest and best item in the world.
... tribute. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Concerning Pebble 	Don't you dare call it a Worry Stone—not if you value your life. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Condensed Microphone 	Well, um...at least it's more convenient to carry around? 	Used in crafting Pro's Tools for Cool Story, Pro 	Townshire Junkyard's Flat Albert (with Totally Ordinary Microphone in inventory) 	N/A
Contemporary Pop 	Sure, it's bland and tastes just like everything else out there right now, but it's still good for a lil energy in a pinch. 	Activated : Recovers 20-39 Power / Used in crafting of L7 U2 V8 	Bed Bugs / Junkyard 	20
Convicted Wifebeater 	Congratulations! You have stopped a convicted wifebeater simply by stuffing it into your backpack. Don't you feel good, hero? 	No known use. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute 	7
Cool Beans 	 	Quest Item for Lu-Cid Dreaming (Slackninja) 	Bean Fields (Beanstalks) 	
Coping with Zombie-ism Pamphlet 	The five stages of dealing with undeath. Three of them are 'Eat Brains.' 	No known use. 	Pleasanton (Zombies) 	15
Corn Holy O's 	With more fiber than you can handle! 	No known use. 	Crop Circles 	17
Corn Pwn 	Corn's not gonna pwn itself, n00b. 	No known use. 	Crop Circles 	17
Coy fish 	Tee hee! 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Cracked Krab Klaw 	Waiter, my Krab Klaw has a huge ass crack in it! 	Crafting ingredient for Softshell Krab Suit (recipe obtained through guld raid). 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	3
Cracked Rim 	That's a shame, I'm sure there's someone around who do a proper rim job.
...what's so funny? 	No known use. 	Castle Rockula > Drums and Cymbalism 	24
Creepy Goo Goo Doll 	I'm not sure if it's better or worse as just the head, but I still can't sleep. 	No known use. 	Craft from Goo Goo Body and Creepy Doll Head 	119
Creepy Dust 	You know when you walk into an abandoned building/crypt/parent's basement and everything's covered in dust? Yeap. That dust. 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Crocodile Rock 	Me and Suzie used to have so much fun with this thing. 	Quest Item for Elton on Tour 	Given by The Piano Guy 	N/A
Crusty Frylets 	Resembling petrified wood more than a fry, these nasty little buggers are better used as nails...or maybe has tents stakes for really small tents. You certainly wouldn't want to eat them, though. 	Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Sentient Laserfries) 	8
Cultured Yeast 	Oh yes. This yeast has culture. It oozes culture. It has culture to burn. 	No known use. 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	
Cursed Chicken 	You've got your white meat, your dark meat, and your cursed-for-all-eternity meat! DIBS ON THE DRUMSTICK. 	Quest Item for Feeding Fidorkrag 	Bean Fields (Chicken a la Lich) 	
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Damage Meter 	How do you guys expect to down this boss when our shih tzus are dealing more damage than our doberman pinschers?! 	No known use. 	The Sar Chasm 	17
De-Puft Marshmallow Man 	What did you do Ray?! 	No known use. 	Quest Reward from the Top Chef 	26
Deflated Balloon Animal 	Was it a jackal? It looks like a jackal. A jackal? Did it used to be a jackal? 	No known use. 	The Big Top 	1
Deflated Demon 	Ooh, these are the ones they inflate on stage for the encore of 'Love Abyss.' 	No known use. 	The Road 	12
Delicious Fruit Assortment 	Big ones, medium ones...these little, umm, cherry-shaped ones. 	No known use. 	Shag Pile 	
Deluxe Capacitor 	Deluxe Capacitor...deluxing. 	Used in crafting Pro's Tools for Cool Story, Pro 	Quest Reward for Get Off My Lawn 	N/A
Dentures ...of the Damned 	We've all heard the stories about a widowed Lunchlady using her husband's old dentures after his passing, but we never knew if they were true... until now. In other news, man these things are dirty! 	Used for crafting Haunted Dentures pet 	Pleasanton HS (Lunchlady of the Damned) 	1
Depressing Poetry 	The only thing sadder than this poetry would be drowning puppies, and it would have to be a lot of them. 	No known use. 	Pleasanton HS (Emomancer) 	7
Detention Slip 	I'll see you after school. You know what you did. 	Fill an opponent with the dread of impending detention. 	Pleasanton HS (Junior Locker or Hallways) 	1000
Diabolical Beanie 	 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit Just Right & Hot 	8
Diesel Engine 	You could sure make one fast and furious car with this baby under the hood. 	Used for crafting ? 	Townshire Junkyard 	8
Diminutive Eyepatch 	A diminutive eyepatch for a diminutive eye. Not yours. 	Used in crafting the Pirate Pearrot. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	3
Disagreeable Pertinacious-D 	
This is the greatest and best item in the world.
...tribute. 	
Used in crafting Slackninja Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Disagreeable Beefcake 	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE! 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball 	Ask again later...if you can. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	1
Dish Sponge 	Carved from the belly of a fallen spongeblob. Could you use it to wipe down counters and dishes? Do you dare? 	No known use. 	No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) 	
Dog-less Dog Collar 	Everything you could ever want from a dog collar. And yes, that includes the dog. 	Take to Melanie Hugglepup. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	1
Dots 	I don't see enough Dots! 	Guild Raid item 	The Sar Chasm (during guild Raids) 	1
Doused Torchlight 	Its flame once burned brightly, but now...sigh. Tragic. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	3
Dragon Dandruff 	The guy who actually acquires these passes them off as dragon scales. He's also a compulsive liar. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Drive-Thru Burger 	Not much of a meal by itself, is it? 	Used in crafting Crane the Fry Crow pet 	Devilish Drive-Thru (surprise me) 	1
Drive-Thru Fries 	Not much of a meal by itself, is it? 	Used in crafting Crane the Fry Crow 	Devilish Drive-Thru (surprise me) 	1
Drive-Thru Shake 	Not much of a meal by itself, is it? 	Used in crafting Crane the Fry Crow 	Devilish Drive-Thru (surprise me) 	1
Droplet of the Headmaster's Bath Water 	Do we really have to tell you why this is so coveted by collectors everywhere? 	Used in crafting Scrolls for all classes except Emomancer. 	Random Drop 	103
Drum Head 	That seemed unnecessarily violent. 	Quest Item for Off With Their Heads. 	Drums and Cymbalism in Castle Rockula 	N/A
Dry Whetstone 	That's right, it's been sober for years now. 	No known use. 	The Camp Site (Pleatherface) 	19
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E.A.T.E.M.T. 	These people put acronyms in their acronyms! Lunacy! 	
Quest Item / Activated: Tranquilize
Straight from the syringe!
There's nothing quite as relaxing as drug-induced sleep. 	E.A.T.E.M. HQ 	
Easytogetium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 3 Proficient Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	360
EEEEEE 	These are actual things? I thought he just had Tourette's or something. 	Used in crafting a Killer Guitar Solo for Soloable/Solocraft III 	Crafted from Ska-dow 	1
Elanthia's Own Pixie Juice 	Guaranteed fresh. Never from concentrate. Where does your pixie juice come from? (Now with extra pulp.) 	Activated: Recovers 28-39 Power and 218-726 Health. / Craftable with Pixie Fruit. 	Crop Circles / The Camp Site 	410
Elanthian Trail 	Billy has died of Porkin Fever.
There's a faded scribble at the bottom of the box that reads 'F.i.t.D.' 	Quest Item for Cross-Country Platform 	Crop Circles (Shyamalagalaxicon) 	
Eldritch Cheddar 	Have you ever seen a wedge of cheese seethe with an eerie power? No? Check that one off the list, then. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger, Slackninja, Emomancer Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	103
Emo Poemo 	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.'
Wait, where's everyone going? 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	306
Empty Bottle 	As advertised. 	Quest Item for A Chink in the Past 	Skool Suplies 	3500
Empty Picture Frame 	Now all you need is a camera and something worth remembering. Good luck with that. 	No known use. 	In the Gutters (Surreal Turtle) 	
Enter Key 	Good luck trying to voice your undoubtedly poignant and concise opinions on the forums without this! 	No known use. 	Unknown 	
Erudite Emo Poemo 	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.'
Wait, where's everyone going? 	
Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Essence of BOOM 	Handle with care, unless you've found that second hand of yours to be overrated. 	No known use. 	Asplode Hall (Booms) 	26
Evenrarerium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 19 Proficient Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
Excessive Ribcage 	After seeing these, a smart person might consider opening a Kitty Back Ribs in Townshire, provided they could herd cats. 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs 	1
Excessive Buckle 	Buckling buckles together with other buckles = fashion. 	No known use. 	Imperfect Harmony 	10
Exposed Bone Shards 	Now honestly, you're just asking to put an eye out, minus the fact that you have none. 	Quest Item for Parts for the M.O.B. 	
Diabolic Dungeons (Endless Zombie Horde) / Pleasanton (Zombies) 	N/A
Extra-Fried Pork Rinds 	Normal pork rinds are bad enough, but these have spent an extra minute and a half in the fryer. Which means they'll make your cholesterol go from 0 to 130 in about three bites. 	Quest item for Zip it Good / Used for crafting Still-Frozen Dinner 	Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	
Extra Guy 	Dude it's cool- I had an Extra Guy. 	Will be used in future content. 	Quest Reward for School of Rock/A Chink in the Past / Warp Zone 	200
Extraordinarium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 16 Perfect Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
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Fair-e 	Time to bottle this little guy up before he spoils. And don't forget the air holes this time! 	Quest Item for A Chink in the Past 	Learning Center (L-ph) 	N/A
"Fairy in a Bottle" 	This works, right? This totally works. 	Quest Item for A Chink in the Past 	Craft a Fair-e with an Empty Bottle 	N/A
Fallingfromtheskyium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used for crafting Level 6 Decent Scrolls. All classes. 	
Random Drop 	690
Fancy Knit Sweater 	 	Quest Item for Requests from Handsy 	Boiler Room - Cold (Kruddy Frueger) 	
Fancy Striped Sweater 	Somebody's mother clocked in a lot of knitting hours to make this. Or father. Let's not be judgmental. 	Quest Item for Requests from Handsy 	Boiler Room - Just Right (Kruddy Frueger) 	
Fashionable Zipper 	Exactly just how fashionable are we talking here? Like family restaurant attire, or is this something I can impress the in-laws with? 	Quest Item for Monkey Suit 	Rot Topic (Zom and Bee) 	17
Femur 	The femur's connected to the … nothing 	No known use. 	Deconstructed from Heap o' femurs 	
Fiendish Smoked Paprika 	Deep in the darkest gardens of the nether pits of Heck there is a fiendish vine, growing fiendish peppers, which in turn have fiendish, filthy habits. 	No known use. 	Pantry of Ill Omen (Devil Eggs) 	
Ficus Oil 	Only the oldest, most-respected Ficuses… Ficii… whatever, are used as oil producers. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Filthy Pillow 	The tag says 'hypoallergenic,' but the tag clearly lies. 	No known use. 	Bed Bugs 	5
Finger painting 	For legal reasonds we aren't allow to show you which finger the painting is for 	No known use. 	Student Art Gallery 	9
Fire-B-Gone 	'New and improved Fire-B-Gone! Guaranteed to put out one and only one fire before rendering itself completely useless!- McGuffin Industries Fire-Safety Pamphlet 	Quest Item for putting out the fire blocking the entrance to the Boiler Pit 	Skool Suplies 	200
Fish Biscuit 	2 hours of work? For this?! AWESOME. 	Quest item for Reveal the Hatch 	Crafted from Bacon Blaster Dog Biscuit and Trophy (or Exceptional) Package of Fish Sticks 	1
Fizzy Bits Candy 	It's like a party! For your face! 	No known use. 	Skool Suplies, Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	35
Fizzy Soda 	 	Quest Item for Jamie Adams / Used in crafting Fizzy Soda Bomb 	Skool Suplies 	5
Fizzy Soda Bomb 	This is exactly the sort of thing you aren't supposed to do with food. 	Quest Item for Jamie Adams / Used in crafting Fizzy Lifting Bomb and Practically Unstoppable Force 	Crafted from Fizzy Soda and Fizzy Bits Candy 	1
Flask of Spittoon Samples 	Step 1: Find an empty flask. Step 2: Find a moderately full spittoon. Step 3: Fill that flask with spittoon contents. I just grossed myself out a little. 	Activatied: Makes enemy more susceptible to Taint damage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	100
Flat Note 	It just has no pizazz. 	Quest Item for Sowing DischordUsed in crafting Tuned Notes for Off Key 	Crafted from Tuned Note and Orb of Flatness (for Sowing Dischord)Imperfect Harmony (for Off Key) 	
Flea Collar 	In case, you know, you ever wanted your own pet flea. 	No known use. 	Missind Data 	?
Foreign Eye 	Coming soon: the iForeign Eye. Make the whole world blind! 	
Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Fragment of Harubrik's Staff 	A splintered fragment from the legendary Harubrik's Staff. Man, there are probably a lot of these. 	Part of a craftable item? 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	8
Free Sample 	What do we have here? Sweet and sour brains? Pass. 	No known use. 	Pleasanton 	15
Free Mason Intel 	Lots of charts and blueprints of the Jumbo Juicer, covered in ominous-looking arrows.
So ominous! 	Quest Item for Traction with the Faction 	Asplode Hall(Prof. Jamie Savage Adam) 	N/A
Froul Salve 	When applied liberally to those with corrupted Frouls, this ointment cleanses their wickedness and shows them the light of Puree'wa...h
...by burning them like the dickens. 	Activated: ? 	Quest Reward from Froul Harvesting (Daily) 	650
Fruitillery Remote Control 	You see that red button? Don't push that button. Baaaah, I'm just kidding, go nuts! 	Activated: Fruitillery Cannon! 	Pasta Orchards from Farmer Miranda (must side with Free Mason Jars quest line) 	N/A
Fruit Peeler 	In the Bread Basket you must present 3 forms of ID and have a permit in order to carry a concealed peeler. 	Useful for getting Item Nine of Mourning Wood quest. 	Pasta Orchards 	
Fruit Smoothie 	Though technically a form of cannibalism to the fruits of the Bread Basket, that does not detract from its deliciousness. 	Used to "gunk up" the Jumbo Juicer's wheels in the "Jumbowned" (Free Mason Jars) quest 	Jumbo Juicer (Bizarro Superfruit) 	10
Fsh 	Oh. I see what you did there. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Fu-Mart Sack 	You could probably keep some stuff in this, but it won't last forever. Go reusable next time, you environment killer! 	Activated: Add 5 inventory slots for 10 adventures. 	In-game mailed gift from player friends 	0
Fubar Stimulus 	We, the Elanthian Federal Reserve, hereby grant the undersigned, henceforth referred to as 'Patsy,' an increased rate of Fubar return from all combat activities until such time as Patsy has adventured the requisite number of times or the world as we know it ceases to be. 	Activated: Increases fubars collected from combat by 5% for 10 adventures. 	In-game mailed gift from player friends 	0
Function 	So that's what it is. 	No known use. 	The Mangle / Conduction Junction 	11
Fungills 	Mushrooms with fungills not only know how to have a good time, they know how to have it while underwater. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom) 	4
Funky Cheese 	This cheese claims to know how to get down, but mostly it just knows how to get funky. 	Quest item for Got Smarts? / Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) / Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	1
Funky Cheese Ganache 	Nobody is moving this cheese. 	Activated: Grants the using character increased Smarts and Loathing for 15 adventures. 	Quest Reward for Got Smarts? 	2
Funnel Cake 	A favorite among the sausage children. 	No known use. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Dire Pudding) / Trash Can 	14
Fur-Covered Gear 	That stuff really does get everywhere. 	Quest item for ? 	Curiously Quiet Thicket (Poacher) 	19
Fur-Covered Pastry 	Some people like cheddar on their pie. Some people like ice cream. Some people like fur. Hey man. Don't judge. 	
Quest item for Monkey Suit 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	1
Fuse-d Stem 	Rather convenient that this stem resembles a fuse for this one quest, wouldn't you say? 	Quest Item (Parts for the M.O.B.) 	Pasta Orchards (Fruits) 	N/A
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G 	It's the letter G, dropped by the G-nie. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	No known use. 	
Learning Center (G-nie) 	
22
Garbage 	Surely, mansions created this. 	No known use. 	qPod 	11
Gas Can 	Sweet! Now if only anything in Elanthia run on gasoline... 	need for a quest given by Professor Jamie "Savage" Adam 	Full Service Gas Station 	15
Gelatin Key 	It's like a skeleton key...only jigglier. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	1
Gelatin Pops 	How many licks does it take to get to the gelatin pop centre of a Harubrik's Cube? F.U. may never know. Its one of the most delicious treats ever made from a horse's foot! 	Activated: Increases your resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Popsicle Stick put in Frozen Harubrik's Cube (Boiler Pit : Cold) 	10
Gelatin-flavored Cheese 	This tastes really good on whipped cream-flavored crackers. 	Can be used for Nutrition Suspicion quest. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	3
Gem-encrusted Spoon 	A magical spoon capable of allowing its wearer to eat twice his or her body weight in a single bite. Such a power cannot be contained, however. The more you make use of this enchanted utensil, the more volatile it will become, risking certain devastation. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!)Nostalgya (Spoon Man) 	8
Generi-Ticket 	An all-purpose ticket with a plethora of uses all over Elanthia. Many tickets use these tickets in lieu of Fubars or other items, so it's a good idea to stock up whenever you can! 	Can be traded for Sausage Festival prizes. 	Sausage Festival and Shag Pile while fighting enemies  	1
George's Yellow Hat 	Furiosity.
Furiosity filled the hat. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Furious George 	Damned Dirty Apes (Furious George) 	N/A
Ghostly Spleen 	What is this even haunting? 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	103
Giant Carnival Bear 	 	Quest Item for Parting with the Cartridge 	Prize Shoppe (750 Generi-Tickets) 	
Ginormous Meatball 	It looks like it's been sitting on top of spaghetti. All covered with cheese. 	Used in crafting Meat Puppet pet . 	Meat Freezer (Snoop Hogg, Eminoink, Missy Pig) 	7
Givenawayium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 7 Proficient Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop / Devilish Drive-Thru (Crafting Reward) 	900
Glass of Denture Cleaner 	True clean for false teeth. 	Quest item for Loath'd / Used in crafting Haunted Dentures pet 	Trailer Park (Cheeky Cherub; Adorible Garden Gnome) 	1
Glass of Milk 	The Docktopus recommends drinking two to four glasses every day. He likes you kids big and strong! 	Quest item for What's Your Beef? / Used in crafting Dirt-Flavored Beef Shake 	Hollow Deck / Kitchen of Foul Repute(Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	1
Glass of Roots Beer 	This is exactly what you want when you need to stay cool and still be pumped full of adrenaline. It'll really make you WAKE UP! 	Recover 65 to 90 power. 	Level 15 PvP reward / dropped by level 15 monsters 	
Gleeshroom 	This mushroom looks incredibly pleased, relative to most other mushrooms you've seen. you should put it in a stew and teach it a lesson. 	No known use. 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	3
Glob O' Drill Oil 	Guaranteed to keep 'em spinning for 2,000 killings or 3 months, whichever comes first. 	No known use. 	Conduction Junction (Elanthian Man-Drill) 	22
Glow Stick 	For sweet rave parties, or for when the system is down. 	No known use. 	The Road 	40
Goo Goo Doll 	At least it has a body. 	Deconstructable 	qPod 	119
Goo Goo Doll Body 	This doll has seen better days. 	Used in crafting Goo Goo Doll and Creepy Goo Goo Doll. 	qPod / Deconstructed Goo Goo Doll 	22
Goo Goo Doll Head 	You're the kind of person who pulled the heads off of your little sister's dolls as a kid, aren't you? 	Used in crafting Goo Goo Doll. 	qPod / Deconstructed Goo Goo Doll 	22
Gooey Seeds 	Speed Seed Spitting is the fastest growing sport in Elanthia. However most competitors are immediately disqualified upon attempting to pronounce the sport while eating. 	Can be used as quest item for Nutrition Suspicion and Jumbowned 	Jumbo Juicer (Vampinapple) 	10
Googly Eyes 	It is a well known fact that googly eyes make everything better. 	Quest Item for Handsy and Monkey Suit 	Boiler Pit : Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny) / No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) 	5
Googly Pear 	Aw, man. I bet this pear's gonna be stuck in beta forever. 	Activated: Hypnotize your opponent with the googliness! 	Crafted from Googly Eyes and Carnivorous Pear 	35
Goopy Short Sword 	If you think this one's gross, wait until you see the Long Sword! 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	3
Goopy Teddy Bear 	Sure, you've heard of grizzlies. Black bears. Kodiaks. But goopy? Extinct for decades. This one is perfectly preserved. Dead; but still preserved. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	3
Grade A Porkin Meat 	The finest porkin meat available on the market. You can craft it with all sorts of things to intensify its flavor. For example, wigs and candy both come to mind. 	Quest item for crafting Sausage Festival employees / Used in crafting Meat Pupet pet. 	Porkin Patch (USDA Choice Porkin) 	
Greasy Pomade 	The pleasing aroma is half the point! 	No known use. 	Sewers; Kitchen of Foul Repute (Ancient Grease) 	1
Gristle Nugget 	While technically still food, you're fairly sure you'd never be convinced to chew this up, even with someone else's mouth. 	No known use. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Fiendish Wad of Meatcake) 	7
Ground Coffee 	Ground, as in 'run through a grinder.' Although, to be fair, you did find it on the ground. 	Can be used for Nutrition Suspicion quest / Used in crafting Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf 	Bump 'N Grinder 	8
Grumpy Vapor 	If you were forced to live in a small corked bottle, you wouldn't be all rainbows and sunshine, either. 	Used in crafting Emomancer and Mathemagician Scrolls. 	
Random Drop 	103
Gym Sock 	This might have been made of 100% cotton once, but that's been at least 20% displaced by all the sweat and stink it's absorbed. At least, that's how we think the math works. 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	SS Deckjoke 	1
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Hairball Legwarmer 	Eco-friendly, handcrafted ingenuity or fierce fashion statement? Oh wait, it's just gross. 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Junkyard (Cat-Costumed Fruitloops) 	8
Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf 	The twist of lemon is what gives it that perfect amount of zing! Drink one of these and you'll have enough energy to rollerskate through a museum! 	Activated: Recover 44-60 Power 	Crop Circles / Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails 	410
Half-Digested Foot 	Mmmm. The toes are the best part, you know. Eat 'em with jam. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) 	7
Half-Eaten Carrot 	Now that's a real shame when folks throw away a perfectly good half-eaten carrot. 	Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Boiler Pit: Hot (Fiery Pixie Dust Bunny) 	8
Half-Eaten Bun 	The buns are round but the festival attendees are square... 	Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Trash Can 	14
Half-Eaten Cheezburger 	Apparently, you can, indeed, has cheezburger. Well, half of one, at least. 	Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Ancient Grease) 	1
Happy Mushroom 	You really should wipe that shitake-eating grin off your face when you look at this poor guy! It scares him! 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom) / Warp Zone 	8
Hard Rock 	Have you seen the man? Because I need to stick it to him. 	Quest Item for School of Rock 	qPod (Arrowsmith, Spoon Man) 	N/A
Hardened Abracadabacus 	The precursor to the Abracadabbing Machine. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Hardened Emo Poemo 	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.'Wait, where's everyone going? 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Bloodbath & Beyond 	306
Hardened Heart of Pom 	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	153
Hardertoobtainium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 10 Decent Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	1968
Hare Brain 	Rabbits are known for their schemes. This is where those schemes come from. Now you can be known for yours, too. 	Part of rabbit pet recipe? (Googly Eyes, Hare Brain, Bunny Dust, Unlucky Rabbit's Foot, Rabbit Ears) 	Boiler Pit 	8
Harvestor's Overalls 	Durable yet breathable, these are a big hit amongst the galaxy's deadliest hunters. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Harvestor! 	Crop Circles (Harvestor) 	N/A
Headmaster's Baby Blanket 	This must be a reproduction or something, considering the Headmaster has been alive for like, ever. It sure is soft though. 	Activated: Saturate your enemy with cuteness so that they will take more Cuddle damage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
Headpiece of the Harubrik's Staff 	Without the base of a staff to complete the ensemble, this thing is really only useful as a paper weight. A really magical paper weight. 	Part of a craftable item? 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	17
Health-eclair 	Somehow, the Top Chef has managed to make a cream-filled pastry that isn't just good, it's good for you, too! 	Activated : Heals 21-62 health. 	The Docktopus 	20
Heap o' Femurs 	I've seen a lot of femurs in my life and...that's a lot more. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) 	5
Heart of Pom 	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	306
Heart of the Badger Dragon 	You know what needs to be done. Eat its heart to gain its courage.
Note: you can only carry one of these hearts with you at a time, lest its power consume you! 	Activated: Consuming the Badger Dragon's heart increases your damage by 25% for 5 adventures, but prevents you from retreating for 10. 	Defeat a Badger Dragon 	4720
Hero's Shovel 	Bloodstone, blackrock, mithril dirt... The Hero's Shovel can plow into even the most impenetrable caverns, so long as there isn't a puppet-toting skeleton on top of said cavern. 	Quest Item for A Chink in the Past 	Pleasanton HS 	
High Hat 	Quite the altitudinous chapeau. 	 	 	12
Hobo Code 	This scrap of paper was left behind by the inebriated ogre in the A&Q Tavern. He was most assuredly a hobo, and this appears to be some sort of code. Ergo, it must be hobo code! The question is where in Elanthia might you need this? 	Having the Hobo Code in your inventory while adventuring in 'The Mangle' lets you encounter and obtain the 'Tickle-Me-Hobo' pet. 	Found after waking up the Inebriated Ogre at the A&Q Tavern 	1
Hocus POWcus 	There's nothing up this sleeve! And there's nothing up this sleeve!
...but in my hand is a freaking grenade. 	Activation: Abracadamage Grenade. 	Quest Reward from Better, Stronger, Faster (Daily) 	500
Hogg's Bling 	Ain't nothin' but some free bling, baby. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Snoop Hogg! 	Pork Chop Shop (Snoop Hogg) 	N/A
Holey Water 	Ha ha ha, it's a cup of water... with holes in it! Layers, man, I'm telling you what. 	Activated: Depress your enemy with the false promise of water to make them more susceptible to Gloomy Doom damage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
Honeydoom Melon 	
This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon! 	Quest item for Charmed, I'm Sure. / Can be loaded into the Fruitillery Cannon. 	
Jumbo Juicer / Noodly Grove (Bizarro Superfruit) 	
1
Horrifying Sandwich 	You were probably expecting some brain-sandwich joke here, but you won't get it. It's just a gas station sandwich. 	Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Full Service Gas Station (Mother Trucker) 	15
Huge Melons 	"Did you see that Cheermonger over there?" "Yeah, dude, she has huge melons!" 	Quest item for Charmed, I'm Sure 	Jumbo Juicer (Bizarro Superfruit, Vampineapple) 	
Humongous Soda 	Why would anyone ever need this much soda?! 	No known use. 	Full Service Gas Station 	15
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Ice Tray Full o' Ice 	As opposed to an ice tray full of say, flesh-eating piranhas. 	Quest Item for Loath'd and Zip it Good 	Boiler Pit : Cold / Meat Freezer (Icy Tea) / Noodly Grove (Icy Tea) 	
Imaginary Key 	If keys open doors, then imaginary keys open... wait- don't help me. I can do this. 	Quest Item for Art is Drawing 	Crafted from College-Grade Construction Paper, Paintbrush and Bottle of Creativity. Requires Recipe. 	
Inane Babbles by The Undeadmaster 	The mad scribbles of a man masquerading as a zombie that talks through sock puppets. Highlights include: '...the Slayground is the key, oh yes, that's where the power lies!' 'Townshire's Mayor is missing! Cheese is a plant! Really? Not literally!' '...Cornucopia, Faunted Crest, and Soul Whistle are the first of the three...'	No known use. 	An Open Grave after completing Undeadmaster's third quest. 	1
Industrial Tether 	Just what this tether is used to tether remains unknown, even by those responsible for said tethering. ...Tether is a funny word. 	Quest Item for Mourning Wood 	Trash Golem in the Townshire Junkyard 	
Instant Gelatin Powder 	By the time you finish reading this, you could have made seventeen batches of Gelatin. Think about that. (Nineteen now, haha.) 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	8
Intact Visor 	15 years and a team of a hundred later... 	Quest Item for Mourning Wood 	Lol Catacombs (Kittkat) 	
Intimidating Number of Knobs 	Which one adjusts the treble of the roto toms? WHICH ONE?! 	Used in crafting Pro's Tools for Cool Story, Pro 	Crafted from Not-Quite-Intimidating-Number-of-Knobs 	N/A
Intricately Folded Note 	It would've been cool to know what this says, if not for its labyrinthine creases. 	Quest Item for Mystery Meat Sausage Festival employee.Can be used as paper for Handsy 	Hallways (Maledictorian, Emomancer) 	21
Intuitive Beefcake 	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE! 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	306
Intuitive Heart of Pom 	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	306
Intuitive Pertinacious-D 	This is the greatest and best item in the world.
...tribute. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	306
Inyourinventorium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 4 Perfect Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
iRock 	It's the latest and greatest invention! The best thing since iStick! 	Quest Item for Jobs... for you! 	Skool Suplies 	7500
Irregularium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 12 Perfect Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	3132
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
Jabba's Bowler 	Congratulations, you've successfully completed yet another odd job. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Odd Jabba! 	The Camp Site (Odd Jabba) 	N/A
Jacob's Ladder 	You're not sure how much faith you have in Ervin's masonry, but what's the real difference between falling to your death and being eaten by zombies anyways? 	Quest Item for Meet the Faunteds 	Crafted from Ladder Pieces (req. recipe) 	N/A
Jeweled Dog Collar 	The single most fashionable accessory for all psychotic zombie purse rats. Best of all, it's just your size!
...wait, what? 	Trinket 	Cemetery (Baron von Poopie-Pie III) 	975
Junior Combination Piece 	This appears to be half of a combination for a Junior's locker. Don't ask how we know that. Just go with it. 	Can be crafted into Junior Combination 	Hallways (Slater Kapowski) 	
Justafish 	Really, it's just a fish. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Justsittingthereium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 2 Decent Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
Killer Guitar Solo 	After all the squeedilies, weedleiddleiddles, and ska-dows have settled, you've got nothing but pure ROCK. 	Quest Item for Soloable/Solocraft III 	Crafted from BOOSH, EEEEEE and WAW. 	N/A
Killer Guitar Solo Plans 	The plans for the Salacious E's genre-busting music.
'Squeedily squeedily squeedily squeedily WAW!
Weedleiddleiddle Weedleiddleiddle BOOSH!
Ska-dow Ska-dow EEEEEE!
WAW BOOSH EEEEEE! 	Quest Item for Steal Guitar 	Salacious E 	N/A
Kiwi Kommando Prisoner 	That tiny bandana and M16 don't mean squat when you're stuck in my inventory, now do they? 	Quest Item for Bola-ing for Fruit 	Orzo Oaks (Kiwi Kommando captured with Berry Bolas) 	N/A
Krooked Krab Leg 	This krooked krab leg has many uses. For one, you could hang your keys on it. Or use it to pull a Vauderville actor off stage. I think two examples is enough. 	Crafting ingredient for Softshell Krab Suit (recipe obtained through guld raid). 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	3
Krossed Krab Eyestalks 	You just know this krab's krabmother warned him that his eyes would stick this way. But did he listen? Did he? I think you can see that clearly he did not. 	Crafting ingredient for Softshell Krab Suit. 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	3
Krusty Karapace 	You could say the krab that formerly wore this karapace no longer needed it. Or you could say you ripped it off its cold, dead back. Either way. 	Crafting ingredient for Softshell Krab Suit. 	Fore Deck (Krab King) 	2
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
L 	It's the letter L, dropped by the L-ph. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	No known use. 	Learning Center (L-ph) 	22
L7 U2 V8 	Fresh from our farm where the streets have no name, it'll really fuel your fire. It's better than the real thing! (Contains absolutely no UB40 and Zero 7.) 	Activated: Recovers 32-51 Power 	Penne Pines; Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter) 	130
Ladder Piece 	The creatures here might be rotting, but the wood is solid. 	Quest Item for A Ladder Runs Through It 	Bean Fields 	N/A
Lanolin 	Like sheep's wool. 	No known use. 	 	8
Large Empty Bag 	Its uses are endless! (*Not a toy.) 	Collect "movement" by Dog Breathwing in Crop Circles 	Junkyard (Abstract Metal Sculpture) 	1
Leather Straps 	These utilitarian straps have dozens of uses around the dorm! Tie up your books! Tie up your curtains! Tie up your roomma...curtains! 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	The Camp Site (Headless Horsehack) 	1
Left Pentacat Puzzle Piece 	You found this under an inebriated ogre in Townshire. It's clear that there are other pieces like it somewhere in Elanthia. 	Quest Item for Elton on Tour 	A&Q Tavern (after waking the Inebriated Ogre) 	N/A
Lemon 	Get a couple more of these together with some Jenga and you've got yourself a party: a lemon party, if you will. 	Item for crafting Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Lemon-Lime Slime) 	7
Length of Yarn 	You're halfway through your obsessive desire to create a Ball of Yarn. Keep going, or forever be known as a quitter in society's eyes. 	Can be crafted into Coil of Yarn. 	Crafted from String of Yarn (x2) 	?
Lesslikelium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 9 Flawed Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	360
Lethargic Abracadabacus 	The precursor to the Abracadadding Machine. 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	
Lethargic Emo Poemo 	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.' Wait, where's everyone going? 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Lethargic Pertinacious-D 	This is the greatest and best item in the world. ...tribute. 	Used in crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Letter scale 	Not so much used to calculate postage, as it is to creep out your sister. 	No known use. 	Learning Center 	22
Level Cap 	The universal term for, "better start doing some dailies, beeyotch!" 	No known use. 	
Quest Reward You are Somewhat Prepared / Sar Chasm (Dog Breathwing) 	N/A
Likeable Beefcake 	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE! 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler Scrolls 	Random Drop / The Pantry of Ill Omen 	306
Likeable Zippity Doodad 	My oh my what a wonderful...doodad. 	Used in crafting Slackninja Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Liquid Condescension 	A tiny bottle of liquid. It smells like a chess tournament. 	Quest Item for Best Buds Forever 	Palm 2 Face Recording Studio - Steve Trabajos 	22
LL Cool Aid 	Mama said drink this up! Zero calories, so it's guaranteed not to give you a big ol' butt. 	Activate : Recover 56-72 Power 	Quest Reward for To the Left, to the left! 	4720
Lonesome Banana 	Is there anything more depressing? No seriously, I'm asking. Sick kittens come to mind. 	Quest Item for Going Bananas (Daily) 	Monkey Town (Mechanical and Non-Mechanical Monkeys) 	21
Looooooong Cat Hair Ball 	You don't want to be around when these things are being coughed up. Trust me. 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs (Looooooong Cat) 	1
Loose Leaf Paper 	College Ruled! 	Can be used for Requests from Handsy quest. 	
Fore Deck (Krabs) / No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) / Hollow Deck (Pierats) / Diabolic Dungeons / Bookshelves (Dire-E) 	1
Loose Screws 	Deranged or just poorly constructed? You decide. 	No known use. 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails 	19
Lost Rivet 	Once used to construct a massive watch tower in a far-off land, now mainly used as centerpieces in Elanthian kitchens 	
Used in crafting Slackninja Scrolls 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails 	103
Love Potion 	Who are you to stand in the way of love, regardless of how artificial and chemically induced it might be? 	No known use. 	Use Bedbug Love Note on Swedish Twin Bedbugs 	5
Lucky Pinball 	Have a Nice Day! 	Quest Item for Once, There Were Champions 	The Camp Site (Mean Pinball) 	N/A
Lyric Sheet 	Are that many 'Baby''s really necessary? 	No known use. 	Imperfect Harmony / The Road 	12
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M.O.B. Membership Card 	Inscribed here, the Makers of Boom Oath: 'Not burns, nor scars, nor severed digits Will our pursuits consume Through courage, resourcefulness and reckless abandon We will forge the Ultimate Boom!' 	Quest Item (M.O.M.M.A. Said Knock You Out post-subquest) 	Asplode Hall (Professor Jamie Savage Adam) 	N/A
Macabre Mutton 	Only the most fiendish of Sheep could produce such a delicacy! 	Quest Item for Feeding Fidorkrag 	Bean Fields (Sheep) 	
Magicologist Crater Lava Rock 	If you pay them money, this item will suddenly have magical powers. Or so they tell us. 	Activated: Burn your enemy once, so it's easier to burn them twice with Hot Hot Heat damage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
Mag Stash 	Quick, mom's coming! Under the bed with you! 	Activated: Mag Stash Distraction 	Craft two Adulterated Magazines 	20
Mandible 	Quite a display of mandibular fortitude 	No known use. 	Deconstructed from Mound of Mandibles 	1
Marauder's Nonplanar Graph 	The only thing this will lead you to is a non-existent social life. 	No known use. 	Rot Topic (Mathemagician) 	14
Manual Pencil 	You mean I have to use my hands? UGH. 	No known use. 	Skool Suplies 	75
Marshmallow Cheep 	Small, messy, fluorescent. You can almost tell how stale it is just by looking at them. 	When toasted = a quest item for Hallow the Mallow 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Marshmallow Creep) 	1
Master(mind) Sword 	The blade of absurdity's bane. Merely touching it causes an intense wave of boredom to wash over you. Better get this back to the Pleasanton High School, and quick! 	Quest Item for A Chink in the Past 	
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Meaty Krab Klaw 	Thick and meaty, just like mom used to make! 	No known use. 	Fore Deck (Krab King) 	3
Mechilla Gorilla Receipt 	Wow, it looks like he really was for sale. 	No known use. 	Conduction Junction (Mechilla Gorilla) 	11
Metal Shreddifier 	The combined talents of the fallen foes of The Metal. Use it for good only. 	Activated: Time to Shred some Metal. The Metal, even. / Shreddifiers! My only weakness! (Used to weaken The Metal) 	Crafted from Pulse Beat, Power Chord and Wicked Distortion 	595
Metallic Casing 	Why, think of all the wondrous things you could put in here! Go on! Think! 	Used in crafting Practically Unstoppable Force 	Junkyard (Iron Munchkin, Flat Albert, Mad mad Leroy Brown) 	8
Mew York City Street Sign 	This seems to have been taken from the intersection of Yarn Street and 9 Lives Avenue. It may have a use some day, but we make no promises. We can't even plan ahead 10 minutes for lunch. 	Unimplemented Quest Item (Mew York State of Mind) 	A&Q Tavern (The Piano Guy after completing Elton the Cat quest) 	N/A
Micro GV 9000 	Though a thorough debasement of physics, the McGuffin Industries GV 9000 allows 1 more thing to be crammed into your guild vault! 	Guild Vault +1 	Crafted from Shards of Micro GV9000 from Raiders for the Lost Shark 	
Mini-Grabber 	Handy for those too lazy to pick things up with, let's say, your hands. Not particularly sturdy though. 	Quest Item for Boiler Pit : Used to reach boiler handle 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	1
Mithril Duct Tape 	Riddle me this: tape made of Mithril for duct repair, or tape for repairing Mithril ducts? Or did I just blow your mind?! 	Crafting Tool 	Given by Ervin the Nervous Farmhand . 	0
Mithril Funnel of Krag'duramas 	Despite its epic origins, it's just a funnel. OR IS IT? 	Crafting Tool 	Given by Prof. Jamie "Savage" Adam. 	3
Moldy Keyboard 	This was probably used to play off the coolest cats in the Catacombs 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs 	1
Molotov Fruit Cocktail 	This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon! 	Fruitillery Cannon Ammunition 	Jumbo Juicer (any fruit enemy) 	1
Monk fish 	This fish is a gift...and a curse. No, wait—it's a fish. 	Dog the Bounty Fish Bounty (Daily) 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Monkey Paw 	I would not recommend using this to grant wishes. 	No known use. 	Damned Dirty Apes 	21
Moongrass 	Someone got a little carried away mowing this stuff. 	Quest Item for Fresh Out of Fun and Games.  	Crop Circles (various aliens) 	17
Moreless 	Best when deep fried, to maximize your empty calories. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom) 	8
Mound o' mandibles 	look loke someone talking their jaw off. several time 	No known use. 	 	5
Mound of Dirt 	This is good soil. Rich soil. Not rich lick money and real estate, but rich like...earthworms. And other things. 	Quest item for What's Your Beef? / Used to craft Dirt-Flavored Beef Shake 	Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom, Surprisingly Few Goat-Headed Freaks, Endless Zombie Horde, Infinite Skeleton Legions)	8
Mr. Dead's Mr. Blood 	Horse blood is the second-rarest type of blood in Elthania, which is why they're giving out four-sleeved tee shirts down at the Nurse's Office. 	Quest Item for Loath'd 	Bean Fields (Mr. Dead) 	
Mysterious Jerky Wrapper 	A seemingly random piece of trash, though the Phantom seems to have a great interest in it. 	Quest item for Mystery Meat 	Trash Can 	
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Nether-Tree Seeds 	Rumor has it that a Nether-Tree's never actually been seen and that the guy hawking these is playing all of Elanthia for chumps. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician and Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Nimble Abracadabacus 	The precursor to the Abracadadding Machine. 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
No-Leafed Clover 	So is this thing, like, unlucky to carry around, or...? 	Used in crafting Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Noise-Reducing Headphones 	...WHAT?! 	Activated: Makes you 50% more resistant to autotune damage for 3 adventures! Snap! Deals Autotune damage to your opponent! Also gets you laughed at on the street!	Quest Reward from Best Buds Forever 	100
Not-At-All-Magical Wand 	I guess a simpler name would have just been 'Wand'. 	Activated: Fool your enemy with this non-magic wand so they will be more susceptible to actual Abracadamage. 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
Not-Quite-Intimidating-Number-of-knobs 	Pfft, what a measly selection of knobs and dials! I would need at least 3 times as many knobs as this to feel anything. 	Can be used in crafting Intimidating Number of Knobs 	Shag Pile during Cool Story, Pro 	11
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O 	It's the letter O, dropped by the O-grr. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	No known use. 	Learning Center (O-grr) 	22
Oafish 	This fish wasn't dropped on its head as a guppy. No, it made the decision to drop itself on its head as an adult. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Obscurium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 15 Proficient Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
Obsolete Music Device 	What is that weird, rectangular thingy inside it? And why is it spinning? 	Activated: Deals Autotune damage to your opponent! Also gets you laughed at on the street! 	Quest Reward from Best Buds Forever 	100
Obtainium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 1 Flawed Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
Ol' Iron Eyes 	The sight of litter causes them to shed a solitary tear... Considering where you found them, it's no wonder they're so rusty. 	No known use. 	Junkyard (Mad,Mad Leroy Brown, Abstract Metal Sculpture) 	8
Once-Magical Etchings 	It appears as though these came from a once-magical wizard, who wrote them using a once-magical dry erase marker. Man old stuff sucks. 	Side Quest at Sir Archibald Dirtypants? 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	5
One Sock 	A lone sock, roaming the world without its mate. How sad. 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. Deconstructs into String of Yarn. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) / Fish in a Barrel. Crafted from String of Yarn (x1). 	5
Oodle of Noodles 	Good for healing what ails ya, assuming what ails you can be cured with an oodle of noodles. 	Heal 116-289 health. Craftable with Wet Noodles and Parsnip Juice (needs recipe) 	Penne Pines 	130
Orb of Flatness 	How low can you go? Too low, it would seem. 	Used for crafting Tuned Note (for Off Key)Used for crafting Flat Note (for Sowing Dischord) 	Given by Salacious E or The Shiny Demon 	1
Orb of Sharpness 	Higher! A little higher! Just a little higher!TOO HIGH! 	Used for crafting Tuned Note (for Off Key)Used for crafting Sharp Note (for Sowing Dischord) 	Given by Salacious E or The Shiny Demon 	1
Ordinarium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used for crafting Level 8 Perfect Scrolls. All Classes. 	Random Drop 	1182
Ordinary Chocolate Bar 	No really, we mean it. 	Used in Recipe Quest - Got Smarts? 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	8
Outoftheordinarium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 13 Flawed Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
Overpriced Bottle of Water 	You're really paying more for the bottle than you are for the water. It's a fashion statement, really. 	Used in crafting Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf. 	Skool Suplies 	300
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P.I.G's Secret Spices 	Now you know what makes his porkin chops so juicy. 	Works to fertilze the Porkin 	Herb and Spices 	26
Package of Fishsticks 	How? How do they stay crunchy in water? 	Quest Item for Reveal the Hatch / Used in crafting Fish Biscuit 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Paintbrush 	It's time you took a step up from using your fingers. Now, you can! 	Used in crafting Imaginary Key 	In the Gutters (Turtles) / Art Desks 	1
Pair of Lawlerskates 	Let the lawls begin! 	Activated: Tangle your foe up in lawls! 	Crafted from two Untied Lawlerskates 	44
Pants Half Off Flyer 	Half Off Sale on Sandals at Pants Half Off! Hurry in for 50% Less! 	Quest Item for Nothing 'Modest' About Him 	Pleasanton Mall Jail (Jack Thornside) 	N/A
Parade Balloon 	Just what you needed to lift your spirits! 	Used in crafting Fizzy Lifting Bomb / Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Sausage Festival Parade Grounds 	1
Parsnip 	Parsnips are related to carrots. 	Craft ingredient for Parnip Juice. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	1
Parsnip Juice 	We promise it's good for you. 	Activated: Heal 30-40 health.
Craft ingredient for Oodles of Noodles. 	The Docktopus 	20
Partially Digested Straw Hat 	Once belonged to the Entirely Digested Farmer. 	No known use. 	Bean Fields (Black Sheep) / Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	15
Partially Enruned Bread Crust 	This was once part of a loaf of unimaginable power. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler , All classes and Emomancer Scrolls 	Porkin Patch ; Bump 'N Grinder (Tony Faux Hawk) 	103
Peach Pierat Spice Tea 	Just the right mixture of herbs and spices combined with pureed peaches from only the most recently smooshed pierats results in this delightful healing and energizing tea. 	Activated: Recover 12-22 Power and 10-22 Health 	Fore Deck (Krabs [Rare]); Jumbo Juicer (Ghoulconut) 	20
Pearrot 	It's a good thing this carnivorous fruit has eyes and wings, otherwise it wouldn't know what it was biting. 	Used in crafting the Pirate Pearrot pet. 	Crafted from Carnivorous Pear and Googly Pear 	4
Pelvis 	What a silly name for a thing, pelvis. Pelvis pelvis pelvis. 	No known use. 	Deconstructed from Pile of Pelvises 	1
Permanent Marker 	The only writing instrument suitable for use on your permanent record. 	Crafting resource to make Black Checkered Blanket quest item 	In the Gutters (Koopas) 	21
Pertinacious-D 	This is the greatest and best item in the world. 	Used in crafting all classes Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Piece o' Cap'n Cake 	Captain Arrr's cake, made from his own secret recipe. A secret you can go to your grave happy for never knowing. 	No known use. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	3
Piece o' Pet: Chain Leash 	
One of five pieces to an exclusive Pet Reward !
"Gotta craft 'em all !" 	
Used in crafting Ghost Dog pet. 	Daily Door Prize 	0
Piece o' Pet: Squirmy Abdomen 	
One of five pieces to an exclusive Pet Reward !
"Gotta craft 'em all !" 	Used in crafting Furious Battlepillar pet. 	Daily Door Prize 	0
Piece o' Pet: Paperclip 	
One of five pieces to an exclusive Pet Reward !
"Gotta craft 'em all !" 	Used in crafting Rubberband Man pet. 	Daily Door Prize 	0
Piece o' Pet: Wandering Eyes 	
One of five pieces to an exclusive Pet Reward !
"Gotta craft 'em all !" 	Used in crafting Ghost Dog pet. 	Daily Door Prize 	0
Pieces of Meat 	Hey it really does taste exactly like chicken. 	Used in crating Catchew Chicken 	Lol Catacombs 	1
Pierat Cream 	This is actually considered a delicacy by literally no one. 	Used in crafting Health-eclair / Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	1
Pierat Peaches 	All that poor little pierat wanted to do was move out of the country with his peaches, in a can, put there by a man, and you had to come ruin everything. 	No known use. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	3
Pierat Shortening 	Mama's Little Baby appears less interested all of a sudden. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger and Dodgebrawler Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Pierat Stomach 	Filled with unspeakable bile. And graham crackers! 	Quest Item for Parts for the M.O.B. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	N/A
Pigboy Parachute 	Ah, what say you give the ol' pigskin a toss? The saggy, gigantic, disturbing pigskin? 	No known use. 	Student Art Gallery (Amazing Deflating Pigboy) 	0
Pile o' Pelvises 	Someone cracked a hip. Someone cracked a lot of hips. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Endless Zombie Horde) 	5
Pina Ghoulada 	...and getting caught in the rain? 	No known use. 	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Enemy) 	
Pinch of Dried Water 	You'd think this would be more common, wouldn't you? 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Pineapple Rings 	This is one less pineapple you can tie a rope around. 	No known use. 	Herb and Spices 	26
Pitched Pipe 	I told you you were sharp!
Oh, you're going to throw it? Real mature, Jerry! 	No known use. 	Imperfect Harmony 	24
Pixie Fruit 	You thought we were just going to make juice out of actual pixies, didn't you? What kind of monsters do you think we are?! 	Used for crafting Elanthia's Own Pixie Juice 	Camp Site 	14
Plague Chocolate 	Rich, sinful chocolate. Creamy, infectious plague. Two great tastes that taste great together. Then kill you. 	No known use. 	
Kitchen of Foul Repute (Blattarian Misfits)
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Plank of Wood 	Sure it seems worthless now, but during the invasion of the Karate Master Centipedes, you couldn't find a plank of wood to save your LIFE. 	Used for crafting Sandalwood 	Mourning Wood (as a zombie, or normal post-Gepedo quest) 	21
Play D'oh 	Mmmmmm, purple doughnut... 	No known use. 	Student Art Gallery 	8
Pleasanton Baked Beans 	The perfect compliment to BBQ, these baked beans have an alluring flavor of braaaains....I mean beans. 	No known use. 	Porkin Patch (Porklettes) 	8
Plunging Neckbone 	Every year those exposed skeletons get more risqué. 	No known use. 	Hallways (Maledictorian) 	15
Poisonberry 	Oh, deadly, deadly poisonberry. You'd make such an awesome pie. Or cobbler. Or snobby liquor. Except for that whole 'poison' part. That's a bummer at parties. 	Eating it causes damage equal to 1% of max health. Crafting resource 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	4
Poorly Sewn Scarf 	It's yarn. In the shape of a scarf. I guess. 	Increases your resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 1 adventure. 	Boiler Pit: Cold (Wanderer); either by pulling the scarf off of him, or beating him in combat to win it. 	10
Popped Pots 	Guess he needed these in that Furoic Dungeon that he cleared earlier. 	No known use. 	Sar Chasm / Peso Arcade Shag Pile (Sprites) 	9
Popsicle Stick 	Only through the masterful use of these wooden sticks can the epitome of artistry be achieved. ...But seriously, have you ever tried attaching googly eyes to these things? Hilaaaarious. 	Used for crafting Gelatin Pops. Increases resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Put in Frozen Harubrik's Cube (Boiler Pit: Cold) 	1
Porkinberry Cereal 	Porkinberry Cereal combines cripsy Porkin rinds with crunchy Porkin bits for a delicious Porkin sensation. Fortified with seven essential herbs and spices! 	Activated: Heal 895-1388 health 	Unknown 	4720
Porkin Baster 	There still seems to be a little juice left inside... 	No known use. 	Porkin Patch 	
Porkin Egg 	The only thing weirder than this egg is knowing where it came from. 	Used in Guild Raids 	Porkin Patch 	8
Porkin Fertilizer 	The blend of garlic powder, cracked pepper, and olive oil create the perfect nourishment for growing Porkin. 	No known use. 	Porkin Patch 	
Porkin Shovel 	You can't pluck Porkin without damaging their tenderness, so farmers have to root 'em out the ol' fashioned way. 	Quest item for Requests from Handsy and others. 	Porkin Patch 	8
Porkin Strips 	I got really excited to see a Porkin strip, until I realized what we were actually talking about. 	No known use. 	Porkin Patch 	1
Porkin Wodka 	The Porkin are known for two things: eternal hatred of other sentient races, and wodka that causes blindness in schoolchildren. The School Nurse really digs this stuff. 	No known use. 	Porkin Patch 	7
Powdered Elephino Tusk 	'What kind of animal did you say it came from?' Never gets old. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler and all classes Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	103
Powdered Toast 	No matter how tenacious you are, this stuff will leave crumbs. Trust me. 	No known use. 	Unknown 	5
Power Chord 	Weapon of choice of Punk Rock. 	Activated: Increases the damage your abilities deal by 25%
Used in crafting Metal Shreddifier 	The Road (Punk Rock) 	50
Practically Unstoppable Force 	Warning: Aim away from face 	Gain Access to Yii Ole Mine 	Crafted from Fizzy Soda Bomb (x2), String of Yarn, Metallic Casing 	30
Practicallyfreeium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 5 Flawed Scrolls. All classes 	Random Drop 	534
Pre-Game Fruit Tray 	OMG! Let's totally call it... Tray Gating! 	Activated: Grants user character increased Charm and Beefosity for 5 adventures 	Quest Reward from Charmed, I'm Sure 	2
Prickly Potato 	There's something weird about this potato. It's almost like it grew all these spikes to keep people from eating it. Pfft, like that's going to stop us. 	Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Sentient Laserfries) 	1
Primitive Tools 	Monkeys only use these to harvest termites and stuff. We use them to poke dead people in Pleasanton. And that, my friends, is what sets us apart from the animals. 	No known use. 	Damned Dirty Apes (Mighty Young Joe) 	21
Pristine Sandalwood 	Woodworkers everywhere would saw off their own feet for this 	Quest Item for Veneer and Far 	Crafted from Sandalwood and Angle Grinder 	1
Pro's Tools 	Finally, your long-sought-after Producer credit! No more crafting 'Beats' in your basement for you! 	Quest Item for Cool Story, Pro 	Crafted from Deluxe Capacitor, Intimidating Number of Knobs, Energon-er Bettery 	N/A
Prototype Atardi Cartridge 	This is your grandfather's video game. 	Quest Item for Parting with the cartridge 	Give Giant Carnival Bear to Wicky Woo 	N/A
Pulse Beat 	Weapon of choice of Techno. Shock your enemies with the power of Techno, sworn enemy of The Metal! 	Activated: An attack that deals Autotune damage over time.
Used in crafting Metal Shreddifier 	The Road (Techno) 	50
Pumpkin Cap 	The latest design in fruit fashion 	No known use. 	Noodly Grove 	10
Purple Julius 	You can't help but notice it's an oddly brain-like purple. 	No known use. 	Unknown 	15
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Quilted Carapace 	Bits of other carapaces have been painstakingly sown together to make this precious piece of quiltwork. 	No known use. 	Unknown 	5
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Rabbit Ears 	It's possible these ears came from some rabbit child. It's possible 'hammer down' were the only words she knew. It's more likely that it just came from a regular ol' non-speaking rabbit... but it's possible. 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit : All Temperature settings (Killer Rabbit) 	8
Rabbit Ribs 	Grind its bones to make your rose. 	Quest Item for Mystery Meat 	Boiler Pit (Killer Dust Rabbit) 	
Raid Wipes 	When your furry friend has an 'accident' during a boss attempt, reach for Raid Wipes! Kills 99.9% of noobs who stand in fire, guaranteed! -- A McGuffin Industries product 	No known use. 	Sar Chasm 	21
Rareium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used for crafting Level 18 Decent Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	9564
Ratty Sheets 	Made from real rat skins! 	No known use. 	Bed Bugs 	
Razor-Sharp Elm Stick 	Were you aware that someone could make a stick this sharp? Sharp enough to shave with? Sharp enough to cut the fog with? No, I bet you weren't. 	Can be used to remove Sickly Monkey Wrench's arm 	Unknown 	8
Red Checkered Blanket 	Perfect for laying picnic stuff on. Or coloring black with markers. You know, either one. 	Crafting resource for Black Checkered Flag 	The Camp Site 	17
Red fish 	Word is that this fish is quite a socialist. 	No known use. 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
Refactored Protractor 	Someone decided that the regular old protractor wasn't good enough, so they went back to the drawing board. 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit (Wolfman Alpha) 	1
Rep Grinds 	Who put these through the damn grinder?! And more importantly, what the @#$% is a rep?! 	No known use. 	The Bump 'N Grinder 	4
Roll of Quarters 	Now you'll finally have an excuse when you're happy to see someone! 	No known use. 	11 	
Rope 	A wise man once said: 'There's a rope.' And that's what you see here. A rope. 	Quest item for The Buddy System and Requests from Handsy 	No. 2 Deck 	1
Rotten (to the) Core 	Collected from fallen Pulp Faction soldiers. 	Quest Item for Farmer Miranda 	Jumbo Juicer 	
Rotting Hoof 	Great for making rotting glue. 	No known use. 	Bean Fields 	1
Rune Stone of the Dungeoner 	It's said that this stone grants it's owner with miraculous luck and good fortune, but only in the most threatening of encounters. It's also said that people who think rocks have magical powers belong in a ward of some sort, so to each his own. 	Trinket 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	1625
Runic Doodles 	Even mystic scribes get bored in class. 	Used for crafting Emomancer Scrolls 	Random Drop 	Unknown103
Rust-Away 	An application of this handy cream temporarily reduces the pesky effects of Rust Rash damage, such as, well, damage. 	Activated: Reduces the amount of Rust Rash damage taken! 	Quest Reward from Learn to Live Like an Animal (Daily) 	2780
Rusty Windmill 	With a little oil, this windmill should keep you cool on hot days!WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! 	No known use. 	Townshire Junkyard (Abstract Metal Sculpture) 	8
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S.C.O.A.B. 	While not quite as imposing as the Mother, the Second Cousin of All Bombs is still nothing to sneeze at. 	Activated: Massive blast of damage! 	Quest Reward from Parts for the M.O.B. (Daily) 	600
Salacious Hotel Bill 	A 10,000 Fubar charge for 'Wombat Removal?'
What were they doing in there? 	No known use. 	The Road 	12
Salacious Set List 	'Sensual Dingo?!' They NEVER play that live! 	No known use. 	The Road 	12
Sandalwood 	It's wood with a sole. 	Craft with Angle Grinder to make Pristine Sandalwood 	Crafted from 1/2 Off Sandal and Plank of Wood 	
Savory Gravory 	Savory Gravory will make your family ravory and hurravory every dayvory. 	Used with 2 Scrap o' Meat to craft Savory Meatbricks 	The Mangle (Laser Guided Leopard) 	12
Savory Meatbrick 	Mmmm...a massive, chargrilled brick o' meat. Just what the cardiologist ordered. 	Heal 400-700 health. 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails Kitchen of Foul Repute after defeating the Dire Pudding ; 	410
Scary Mask 	His spirit and her voice, in one combined. 	Used to create Sausage Festival worker 	Prize Shoppe (600 Generi-tickets) 	
Score of Matchboxes 	Use these to make bright lights in these hard times. 	 	qPod 	11
Scrap O'Flannel 	Funny, I had an uncle once from Dublin by the same name. 	No known use. 	The Road 	25
Scrap o' Meat 	Hey, even horrific cybernetic animal hybrids gotta eat! 	Use 2 with Savory Gravory to craft Savory Meatbricks 	Curiously Quiet Thicket , Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails 	12
Sea Pineapple 	You ever hear the one about the sea pineapple diet? Nevermind. 	Crafts with rope to make pineapple on a rope 	SS Deckjoke 	1
Seaweed-Covered Anchor 	Looks just like the thing for weighting down a body. If, you know, you needed something for that. Kinda looks like a grappling hook, too. 	Crafts with rope to a grappling hook. 	SS Deckjoke 	1
Seldomium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	Used in crafting Level 11 Proficient Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	2496
Semi-Precious Amber Grits 	These grits were kept warm under a very high-power Amber Lamp, don't you know. 	No known use. 	Mourning Wood (Zombie Whale) 	2500
Senior Combination Piece 	Seniors, behing more important than Juniors in virtually every way, get four-pieced combinations. Deal with it. 	Used 4 times in crafting Senior Combination 	An Open Grave (Undeadmaster) /Observin' Ervin (Boss Fight reward) 	1
Several-Toothed Comb 	No relation to the Greater Elanthian Sabre-Toothed Comb. 	No known use. 	Camp Site 	19
Severely Useless Thing 	You will never, in all your adventures across Elanthia, find a reason to own this. Ever. 	Quest Item for No Stone Left Unburned 	Skool Suplies 	300
SFP 666 	Sunblock... FROM HELL. 	
Activated : Inceases your resistance to Hot Hot Heat damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Boiler Pit: Hot, after defeating the Sweat-Drenched Wanderer 	10
Shard of Carbonite 	He's apparently just carrying these around in his pockets. 	No known use. 	Camp Site (Jabba Job) 	19
Sharp Note 	No running with there. You'll poke an eye out. 	Quest Item for Sowing DischordUsed in crafting Tuned Notes for Off Key 	Crafted from Tuned Note and Orb of Sharpness (for Sowing Dischord)Imperfect Harmony (for Off Key) 	
Shattered Ceiling Tile 	You consider telling everyone the sky is falling, but you know better. 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs (Manhole Cat) 	1
Sheet of Rainbow and Sunshine Stickers 	Don't lie, we both know you used to play with these things when you were little. 	Activated: Overload your enemy with shininess, making them more susceptible to Sparkle damage. Quest item for Emomancer 	Admiral Snackbar 	10
Shmallow Bomb 	Half sticky. Half fizzy. All awesome. 	Activated: LoseNextTurn Effect 	Crafted from Fizzy Soda and Marshmallow Cheep 	
Shredded Jeans 	A pair of Shredded Jeans. 	No known use. 	The Road 	35
Shredded Tour Shirt 	From the infamous 'Pleasanton Rocks and Is a Nice Place to Live' Tour. 	No known use. 	The Road 	12
Ska-dow 	These are actual things? I thought he just had Tourette's or something. 	Used in crafting WAW for Soloable/Solocraft III. 	Guitar Heroics 	1
Skeletal Key 	Not to be confused with a Skeleton Key, which would actually be useful. You've seen this sized keyhole somewhere though... 	Needed for Speedy Delivery quest 	Hallways Bloodbath and Beyond 	1
Skeletal Remains 	If I had red hair and solved murders, this would be the time where I dramatically put on my sunglasses and say something witty like 'Well Frank, looks like that's one closet missing its skeleton.' 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	5
Skirt Steak 	This is the kind of skirt you need to take out to dinner first. Or eat for dinner, anyway. 	No known use. 	Trash Can 	14
Skull 	Yeah, that's right. It's just a skull. It's not zany or wacky in any way at all. You have any idea how many items are in this game?! CUT ME SOME SLACK. 	No known use. 	Deconstructed from Stack of Skulls 	1
Slice of Pizza 	You aren't sure just what sort of cheese is on this thing, but even provol would be an improvement! 	Maybe used to make cheesy blaster? 	Found in Gutters 	1
Slightly Bent Moonbeam 	I knew a girl by that name, once. Free-spirited, if a bit daft. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	103
Slimy Ruler 	Once, it was proudly used to measure things. Now...not so much. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) 	7
Small Caged Sprite 	Canaries are all well and good, but a discerning miner who really believes deserves a little more sparkle in his life. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler and Emomancer Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	103
Smashed Pocketwatch 	Now you'll never make that very important date. 	No known use. 	QPod (Death Clock) 	
Snapecall Whistle 	A brief toot reveals that it sounds like 'angst and bitter'. 	No known use. 	In the Gutters (Severus Guttersnape) 	1
Snapped Stem 	Collected from the Free Mason Jar soldiers. 	Quest Item for Straining the Pulp 	Noodly Grove 	N/A
Soft Corinthian Leather 	You have no idea how the leatherworkers of Corinth manage to get this stuff, but a truly stylish alligutter wears this... or he wears nothing at all. 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Unknown 	1
Sour Sprinklins' 	First it's sour. Then it's sprinklin's. 	Used in crafting Meat Puppet pet 	Herb and Spices 	31
Spare Tire 	One mattress-quality racing tire. 	Quest Item for Speedy Delivery 	Townshire Junkyard 	
Sparkle Lotion 	Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Lotion! Activation: Sparkle Lotion. Pledge your life to Sparkle Lotion! Or your child's life, whatever. 	Increases your resistance to sparkle damage by 50% for 3 turns 	Sophomore Locker 	
Sparkler 	Requires: Level 5Just make sure you're holding the right end.Activation: Sparkler 	Activated: Sparkle damage 	Unknown 	500
Sparkling White Glove 	This is it. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (as a Zombie -Endless Zombie Horde) 	12
Sparseium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 17 Flawed Scrolls. All classes. 	Random Drop 	
Spencer's Gift 	You don't have a clue who Spencer is, but he is all about some fart jokes. 	No known use. 	Rot Topic (Weemo, Zom and Bee) 	15
SPF 666 	Increases your resistance to Hot Hot Heat Damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit: Hot (Wanderer) 	10
Spoiled Lime Helmet 	Tiny fruit makes surprisingly durable armor. Mango elbow pads are already in development. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube > Dive In!) 	1
Spoiled Mayo 	Missing Data 	Used in crafting Wake-Up Juice / Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	
Spongeblobster Thermidor 	Sauteed spongeblob, fresh crab meat, and an oven-browned crust of cheesy goodness. This is what Elantia's Elite must have for every meal! 	Heal 1475 to 2175 health 	Level 15 PvP reward / dropped by level 15 monsters 	
Spooky Flashlight 	Well, the flashlight isn't spooky itself... I guess it all depends on how you use it.... and where... 	Quest Item for meeting the Janitor / Tricket 	Diabolic Dungeons 	25
Squeal-Proof Ear Buds 	Have you ever had to endure the noise these things makes when they go ripe? I didn't think so. 	
Used to craft Super-Proprietary Ear Buds; see also Best Buds Forever 	Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	
Squeedily 	These are actual things? I thought he just had Tourette's or something. 	Used in crafting EEEEEE for Soloable/Solocraft III 	Guitar Heroics 	1
Stack o' Skulls 	Who knew they could stack so neatly? Someone did. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) 	7
Sticky Bowling Shoes 	While they're probably not appropriate for bowling anymore, they would almost let you walk up a wall. 	Trinket 	Crafted from Bowling Shoes, Bottle of Glue 	20
Sticky Lolzipop 	It looks like there is cat hair clinging to it. Ewww! 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus/Carnivorous Cake) 	1
Still-Frozen Dinner 	You gonna eat the brownie? 	Grants the using character increased Zip and Charm for fifteen adventures. 	Quest Reward from Zip it Good! 	2
Stone Giant Skin Flake 	Give these guys a break, alright? Do you have any idea what the moisture levels are like 320 yards up in the sky? I didn't think so. 	Used in crafting Slackninja and Dodgebrawler Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
String of Yarn 	You could probably string two of these together to make a longer piece. Subtle crafting clue, for the win! 	Quest Item for Mystery Meat, used to craft Practically Unstoppable Force, Length of Yarn, and One Sock. 	Lol Catacombs (Manhole Cat, Looooooooongcat, Kittkat); Deconstructed from Fancy Striped Sweater; Deconstructed from One Sock	
Sun-Dried Pixie Wing 	For that extra level of CRUNCH. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler and Mathemagician Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Superfruit Prisoner 	It's a bird! It's a plane! It's shutting up and going into my bag, that's what. 	Quest Item for Bola-ing for Fruit 	Penne Pines (Superfruit captured with Berry Bolas) 	N/A
Super-Proprietary Ear Buds 	The plug for this won't fit in ANYTHING ELSE! 	Quest Item for Best Buds Forever / Trincket 	Crafted from Squeal-Proof Ear Buds, Liquid Condescension, White Paint Drippings 	1830
Superlative Daisy 	This one time, a guy chained like a thousand of these together, spent years of his life collecting them... And when he at long last linked them all together, nothing happened. 	Used in crafting Emomancer and Slackninja Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Suspicious Rug 	Looks like you will take these 'yard trimmings' elsewhere. 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Junkyard (Abstract Metal Sculpture) 	
Suspiciously Smelly Mud 	It's mud, alright? That's our story and we're sticking to it. 	No known use. 	Damned Dirty Apes (Monkeys) 	11
Svelte Emo Poemo 	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.' Wait, where's everyone going? 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Svelte Heart of Pom 	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Svelte Pertinacious-D 	This is the greatest and best item in the world.
...tribute. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Sweaty Sweatpants 	The worst part is: the pants seem to be generating their own sweat. 	No known use. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	7
Sweet and Smokey Spice Rub 	I've always wondered how you can rub smoke onto anything. Whenever I try it slips right through my fingers! 	Fertilizes the Porkin egg. 	Herb and Spices 	21
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Tainted Ward 	A mystical device, teeming with Anti-Taint energy. 	Increase your resistance to Taint by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Junior Lockers 	
Tangenterine 	Tangenterines don't fall from trees. They think about it, and then they start telling that story about that time at the roller derby when that one girl rolled over that other girl's face and...what were we talking about again? 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit: Hot (Fiery Wolfman Alpha) 	8
Tarnished Calendar 	Red ink is circled around 'Caturday the 12th.' 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake) 	
Tatters 	You're well on your way to Hobo Royalty! 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Deconstructed from Tick-Infested Ticking 	1
Tattered Office Poster 	'Hang in there!' it reads, in a bright text. Positively motivational! 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs 	1
Tax-Deductible Brain 	It's fine as long as he only eats them for less than 20 hours a week. 	Quest Item for Drawing from Afterlife 	Boarded Up Mall 	
Tears of a Splown 	Just holding these in your hand makes you sadder than sad. 	No known use. 	The Big Top (Splown/Terrified Splown) 	1
Teriyucky Sauce 	Do not refrigerate after opening. 	Used in crafting Catchew Chicken / Can be used in the cauldron for Nutrition Suspicion 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	1
The Metal 	It comes from HELL. 	Quest Item for School of Rock 	qPod (Death Clock) 	N/A
The Some-Spark 	This thing isn't as reliable as that other one, but it gets the job done. 	No known use. 	Conduction Junction 	22
Thornside's Letter of Accusation 	'Dear F.U.P.D.: Please tell those guys at the Peso Arcade to shut up. I hate them so much. Also, they said that you guys suck. Regards, Jack Thornside' 	No known use. 	Pleasanton Mall Jail (Jack Thornside) 	21
Thornside's Letter of Resignation 	'To Whom It May Concern:
I hereby resign my position as anti-video game activist and former lawyer. I understand that many have referred to me as 'having a stick up my butt,' but I am pleased to inform you that I have metaphorically removed that proverbial stick. Also, I'm really sorry about beating up those five year-olds that beat me in video games.
Sincerely,
Jack Thornside	No known use. 	The Blast Site (Jack Thornside) 	21
Tick-Infested Ticking 	Just to keep you from having to look it up, ticking is something that you cover a mattress with. As for the ticks—they're bloodsucking fiends. Also, that thing about the lighter and the vaseline? Not true. Tweezers and rubbing alcohol. That's all you need. And you thought this game was nothing but lame jokes. 	Can be deconstructed. 	Bed Bugs 	2
Tin Gel 	All the joys of chewing aluminum foil, in a handy gel-like consistency! 	Used in crafting Tin Foil Hat 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	1
Toasted Marshmallow 	Mm, mm, mm, mm... Toasty. 	Quest Item for Hallow the Mallow (Daily) / Crafting Resource? 	Take Marshmallow Cheeps to Boiler Pit - Hot 	8
Tom 	Have you met Tom? I'm pretty sure everyone has 	Used in crafting Tom-Tom 	Drums and Cymbalism 	24
Ton 'o Ticks 	Well, you've got a bit of a problem on your hands now. Whoops, now it's in your hands. 	No known use. 	Deconstructed from Tick-Infested Ticking 	3
Top Banana 	Who's top banana around here? You, that's who! Or, more likely, whoever you stole this from, you murderer. 	Quest Item for The Top Banana (Daily) 	Conduction Junction (largest ape enemies) 	21
Top Right Pentacat Puzzle Piece 	You found this frozen in the Boiler Pit. It's clear that there are other pieces like it somewhere in Elanthia. 	Quest Item for Elton on Tour 	Boiler Pit 	N/A
Torn Garments 	A rarely discussed side-effect of zombie-ism? Hatred of all clothings. 	Usable in Static-o-Meter. 	Pleasanton 	15
Totally Ordinary Microphone 	You're gonna have to get your condensing on to get this working properly. Know any particularly condensed gentlemen around Elanthia? Hey hey hey! 	Used for finding a Condensed Microphone for Cool Story, Pro 	qPod 	N/A
Toy Roflcopter 	A tiny helicopter with spinning propellers. It appears to be made entirely out of letters. 	No known use. 	Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake) 	
Toy Pistol 	I'd like to see you score a headshot on an anthropomorphic piece of braunschweiger. 	Used to craft Sausage Festival employee 	Prize Shoppe 	1
Tricontakaiheptagon 	Because sometimes, there are thirty-six choices too many. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger , Dodgebrawler and all classes Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Triple Spice Blend 	One-two-three times the spice! 	Fertilizes the Porkin egg. Creates a fair egg. 	Herb and Spices 	17
Trollemonheads 	Now made with more real Troll for that extra burst of regenerative power. (Unless you're made of fire, in which case, you're out of luck.) 	Recover 40 to 55 power and heal 1125 to 1650 health 	Level 15 PvP reward / dropped by level 15 monsters 	
Tumblewheat 	Maybe you can refine this into tumbleflour and make tumblebread. 	No known use. 	Crop Circles (Fritters) 	17
Tuned Note 	You hear that? That's called harmony, my friends. Drink it in. 	Quest Item for Off Key Used in crafting Tainted Note for Sowing Dischord 	Crafted from Sharp/Flat Note (for Off Key)Imperfect Harmony (for Sowing Dischord) 	10
Tysonberry 	Your children can eat these, instead of the other way around. 	Ingredient in making Tysonberry Punch. 	Porkin Patch 	5
Tysonberry Punch 	Nothing packs a punch like Tysonberry punch! Made from only the freshest Tysonberries, because everybody knows, the older those Tysonberries get, the more bloated and bitter they become. 	Recover 20-32 power & heal 78-126 health. 	Bean Fields (Chicken a la Lich); Hallways (Dodgebowler) 	130
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Unattractive Ugli 	It's a fruit. Look it up. 	Activated: Deals a calculated amount of acid damage over time to the enemy. 	Admiral Snackbar 	220
Uncooked Macaroni 	When they called it the cheesiest, they're actually referring to how awful your artwork is. Your parents only hang it on your fridge because they feel sorry for you. 	No known use. 	Student Art Gallery 	17
Unlucky Rabbit's Foot 	Oh sure, it might be lucky to you, but not the rabbit, I assure you. 	No known use. 	Boiler Pit : Just right (Violently dust off Dusty Dust Bunny) 	8
Unobtainium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 20 Perfect Scroll. All classes. 	Random Drop 	12936
Useless Application 	Ever wanted to display your favorite songs based on the barometric pressure on the day they were recorded? If this application did anything at all, it would probably be at least that useless. 	No known use. 	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) 	12
Untidy Whities 	These whities have seen better days. And better owners. And better everything, pretty much. 	No known use. 	Fore Deck (Jockey Krab) 	2
Untied Lawlerskate 	True lawls can only be achieved in pairs. 	Used in crafting Pair of Lawlerskates. 	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus) 	7
Unusualium 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	Used in crafting Level 14 Decent Scrolls. All classes 	Random Drop 	
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Vampine Fang 	The tool of that insatiable hunger, the juicelust. 	No known use. 	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Vampineapple) 	
Vendor Trash 	This would be a lot funnier if we didn't it too. 	No known use. 	Sar Chasm 	17
Vial of Unicorn Tears 	Someone ought to be ashamed of themselves: though, to be fair, unicorns cry over just about everything. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Vile Vial of Bile 	A vial filled to the brim with Ctchewlu's drippings. You have a sneaking suspicion that this could eat through some stout obstacles. 	Gain access to Yii Ole Mine. 	Culinary Cauldron (Ctchewlu) 	10
Vorpal Teeth 	Great for munhing on snicker-snacks! 	No known use. 	Crafted from Vorpal Tooth (2) 	8
Vorpal Tooth 	Great for munching on snicker-snacks! 	Used to craft Vorpal Teeth 	Bookshelves in Learning Center 	8
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Name 	Description 	Notes 	Location 	Value
Wad of Brown Pulp 	Poking this foul choco-pustule with your finger makes a strangely satisfying squishy sound, but only serves to increase your introspective musings about what this is. Or was. Or will become. 	No known use. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	8
Wall Post 	All in all it's just another post on the wall. 	No known use. 	Full Service Gas Station , Pleasanton HS (Slackninja) 	12
Walrus Bucket 	Now YOU has a bucket! 	Dorm Room Item Use in your dorm room to upgrade your Vault. (+10 more item space in Vault) 	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus) 	1
Wanda 	She knows Aristotle was not Belgian. She looked it up. 	Dog the Bounty Fish Bounty (Daily) 	Fish in a Barrel 	7/10/14
WAW 	These are actual things? I thought he just had Tourette's or something. 	Used in crafting a Killer Guitar Solo for Soloable/Solocraft III 	Crafted from Squeedily 	1
WD-39 	They're still working on it. 	Used in crafting Dodgebrawler Scrolls 	Random Drop 	103
Weedleiddleiddle 	These are actual things? I thought he just had Tourette's or something. 	Used in crafting BOOSH for Soloable/Solocraft III. 	Guitar Heroics 	1
Wee Pegleg 	It's a wee pegleg. Made for wee little people. It's not frickin' huge, or even not so wee. It's definitely...just wee. 	Quest item for Requests from Handsy 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	1
Weemo's Coiffure 	He had to keep his eyes covered. To shield all the pain. Decomposition did not help. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Weemo! 	Rot Topic (Weemo) 	N/A
Well-Oiled Spring 	A couple dozen of these, some feathers, a blanket—you could make yourself something almost tolerable for your dorm room! 	No known use. 	Junkyard (Abstract Sculpture) 	8
Wet Noodle 	This noodle was retrieved from the Frozen Bowl, home to the world's coldest chicken noodle soup. 	Used to craft Oodle of Noodles 	Bean Fields (Chicken a la Lich) 	8
Whipped Cream 	This is what happens when cream doesn't know its place. In addition to being very obedient, it looks delicious and soothing. 	Quest Item for Got Smarts? / Activated: Whipping cream this pure has been known to mitigate the effects of acid 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Marshmallow Creeps); Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	40
White Facepaint 	Probably made with lead, this stuff would cover up anything. 	No known uses. 	Receive if killing rather than capturing White Snake 	1
White Paint Drippings 	Messy, yes. Morally messy, perhaps. 	Quest Item for Best Buds Forever 	F.U. Office Graffiti Wall 	21
Wicked Distortion 	Weapon of choice of Grunge. 	Activated: Makes the opponent 25% weaker against autotune attacks.
Used in crafting Metal Shreddifier. 	The Road (Grunge) 	50
Wiggly Block 	Watch it wiggle. See it jiggle. Then: look away as the nausea sets in. 	No known use. 	Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) 	7
Winged Nut 	Not to be confused with a wingnut, which would actually be useful, as opposed to just flying away all the time. 	No known use. 	The Mangle 	19
Wizgizmo Ratchet 	The Wizgizmo Enchantment Ratchet is guaranteed to fulfil your needs to make any item Wiztastically enchanting! 	Crafting Tool 	Skool Suplies 	550
Wolf Digit 	One! One wolf digit! Ah, ah, ah! 	Crafting resource. 	Boiler Pit Wolfman Alpha(?) 	8
Wolfman's Charred Calculator 	Ironically, it wasn't Wolfman's whole being-on-fire that did this. It was his ever-so-frantic calculating. 	Quest Item for Wanted: Fiery Wolfman Alpha! 	Boiler Pit - Hot (Fiery Wolfman Alpha) 	N/A
Wooden Pet Cage 	A bigger cage allows for bigger pets! Also, splinters. 	Dorm Room Item: Use in your dorm room to change your Pet Crate. (stores up to level 10 pets) 	Quest Reward for Feeding Fidorkrag 	0
Wriggly Tentacle 	Considering its presumed distance from whatever owned it, its wriggling is quite persistent. 	Used in crafting Cheermonger and Slackninja Scrolls. 	Random Drop 	103
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XXX Potion 	Xtra Xtreme Xperience, bringing you the best in increased arbitrary learning numbers! 	Activated: Increases XP gained by 5% for 10 adventures. 	In-game mailed gift from player friends 	0
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Y 	It's the letter Y, dropped by the Y-vern. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	No known use. 	Learning Center (Y-vern) 	22
Yellow Coin 	Anyone know the coin to fubar exchange rate offhand? 	100 coins can be traded in for an Extra Guy at the Warp Zone. 	Warp Zone 	5
Yellow Raincoat 	This sewer city slicker's super slick! It's a super slick slicker for a super slick sewer city slicker. 	No known use. 	Unknown 	1
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Zippity Doodad 	My oh my what a wonderful...doodad. 	Used in crafting Slackninja Scrolls 	Random Drop 	306
Zombean 	These beans are one of the main ingredients in Zello. 	items for zombie-fication 	Bean Fields 	
Zombie Hunter Seal 	Either they're all the victim of a staggering fashion coincidence or all of the Zombie Hunters intentionally carry this small pin with them. Only time will tell. 	Quest item for The Undeadmaster 	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) 	8
Zombie Teeth 	Hopefully you found these on the ground and not lodged in your own skull. 	No known use. 	Pleasanton (Lunchlady of the Damned) 	15
Zombie Wallet 	Not much going on here except for the FBI badge. Federal Brain Inspector. 	No known use. 	Pleasanton HS (Lunch Lady) 	15
Zomelette 	When life hands you zombie eggs... 	No known use. 	Bean Fields (Zombovine) 	1
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