Hector Quotes in L4D Spoof

This is Hector's portrayal character,Francis' quotes.
=="I hate" quotes==
*I hate vans.
*I hate planes.
*I hate tunnels.
*I hate the words.
*I hate subways.
*I hate small towns.
*I hate hospitals. And doctors,and lawyers,and cops.
*I hate stairs.
*I hate sewers.
*I hate train yards.
*I hate the water.
*I hate helicopters.
*I hate boats.
*I hate birds.
*I hate elevators.
*I hate Ayn Rand.
*I hate walking.
*I hate Canada.
*You know what I don't hate? This.