The Haunted River Styx Cemetery

I see you all have found your SLAY back into my CASTLE, boys and girls.  Heh-Heh, welcome and make yourselves comfortable over there by my GALLOWS and feel free to HANG AROUND ha-ha.  You'll really have a COW about this tale entitled...
Back in 1899, in River Styx, Ohio, a young woman was walking through River Styx Cemetery one rainy day.  She carried an umbrella and put some white posies on a grave.  Then as she walked on, the woman noticed a heard of strange-looking cattle on a farm next to the graveyard.  The cattle were six surly cows and one bull.  They were ghastly in the rain beneath the cloudy, overcast-sky.  The just sat and stood there, staring at the young lady.  Two cows were black and white, three cows were light-brown and white, and the bull was black with a white head.  The cows stood in the field and the bull sat in the grass.  They all had glowing-white eyes and the young woman gasped in surprise, seeing them.  They moved their mouths, just staring at her without blinking even once.  The young lady looked worried and frightened, turning and going back the way she had come.  The cows and bull began to follow her, going into the cemetery.  They were phantom cattle and the lady glanced behind her, seeing the ghostly-animals coming.  She let out a scream and the ghostly-group mooed in the pouring-rain, rushing at her.  The woman screamed and ran out of River Styx Cemetery.  She glanced back once more and saw the phantom cattle mooing hysterically at her, and as the cows and bull reached the other end of the graveyard, they vanished, fading out.  The lady stopped and gasped in fear at the ghostly-cattle disappearing.  She went around the cemetery to the one end of the farm, finding six old cow skeletons along with a skeleton of a bull in a muddy part of the field.  She screamed and walked on.  
Ha-Ha, that tale was really MOO-VING eh, kiddies?  Good thing that young woman fled the cemetery, because those ghostly animals had a real BEEF with her being there aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  They seemed to STEER her wrong eh?  Hee-Hee-Hee!