Susan Meets Team Dragoon (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

One day in Gaia City
Susan: I'm bored! I wish something interesting would happen
(Suddenly portal)
Alan: What in the-Oof!
Srish: We seem to have traveled across dimensions.
Dria: Oh hey, there's someone. Miss, would you happen to know who Sonic is?
Susan: Yeah, he's the dad of one of my friends.
Alan: We seem to have traveled into a alternate future of our world. Ok miss... Who are you?
Susan: Susan.
Alan: Great! So do you happen to know where Sonic is?
Susan: No, not right now. But who are you?
Alan: Alan.
Srish: Srish.
Dria: Dria, and the silent one over there is Silence.
Silence: Hi...
Alan: Back home, we're Team Dragoon, a Eggman fighting team to be reckoned with.
Susan: Ok then...(I hope that they don't find out we protect the Eggman Empire so Heads can take it over, they're going to take it the wrong way!) So, want a tour?
Srish: Definitely. 
Susan: Ok, so welcome to Gaia City, the biggest and best city in the world! There's so much stuff to do here, including...
A montage ensues until...
Swift: Hey Susan. Who's your friends?
Susan: Oh, hey Swift. This is the friend I was talking about, Team Dragoon.
Alan: Oh sweet!
Swift: I've never heard of a Team Dragoon before.
Alan: We're from out of dimension. It happens way too often to us.
Susan:(whispering) They're a Eggman fighting force from another dimension, we need to keep Heads's plan secret from them or they'll take it the wrong way and we'll have to fight them.
Swift: Got it.
Srish: We'd ask what you're talking about, but we've hung out with Silence over there long enough to know that never works.
The montage then continues until the end.
Susan: And over there is my favorite fast food place, Chaflick Foods.
Alan: That sounds... suspicious. What do they sell there?
Swift: Foods made using Chao meat, Flicky meat, and Koco leaves, why?
Srish: That's awful!
Alan: Is it legal?
Before Susan can answer, Lucy comes out.
Lucy: Hey, aren’t you coming- Hey, who are you?
Swift: They’re Team Dragoon, The human’s name is-
Alan: No need for that. Miss, are you an employee at that Chaflick Foods place behind you?
Lucy: Well technically I work for Cat’s Kitchen, but they partnered with Chaflick Foods, so yes, I do work for them.
Alan: So tell me, is your business legal?
Lucy: I beg your pardon?
Alan: I don’t know how things work here, but back home, killing a Chao is a crime, much less making food out of them.
Susan: Calm down Alan, the law says it’s legal to kill a Chao provided you breed it first to prevent extinction.
Lucy: And we’ve had health inspectors approve our business.
Health Inspector: That’s true.
Dria: (Wait, how?)
Alan: Well, your laws seem immoral, but if that’s the law, then I guess that’s fine. But I’m not coming in there.
Alan’s Laser Wisp then pops out to agree.
Lucy: Wow, that’s quite the colourful little creature. I bet I could make a great drink with you.
The Laser Wisp then backs away from Lucy.
Silence: Don’t even try it bub, or else.
Srish: Calm down Silence.
Alan: No, that was uncalled for. I don’t care what the law says, saying that someone’s friend would make a good drink is wrong.
Lucy then backs away into the diner.
Lucy: Come back later, Susan!
Swift: Ok, let’s get back on track, I think the last landmark within walking distance, when talking about normal speed, is Eggmanland.
Srish: Eggmanland?
Alan: The carnival death trap?
Silence: Ok, that is it. Your laws make no sense, and your fast food employees act in ways that shouldn’t be allowed, and while I could accept that, the fact you just allow Eggmanland to exist is the last straw. Come on Team Dragoon, we’re leaving!
Tails: Chaflick Foods! This time you’re going down!
Dria: What the- Tails!
Tails: Wha- Who are you?
Dria: Dria the Eagle, do you happen to know where Sonic is?
Tails: Why yes, but what do you need him for?
Silence: We seem to have a Eggmanland to destroy.
Tails: Ah, well get on the Tornado then, I’ll bring you to him.
Susan: Uh, no, you’re not going to destroy Eggmanland.
Alan: Stay out of this kids.
Alan then uses Quake mode on his Variable Wispon to trip the two, before dashing for the Tornado, getting on and leaving before the two kids can get up.
Susan: We need to tell Heads about this!
Swift: Not yet, we need to find out their full plan first. They said they were going for Sonic, You look around Sonic’s house, and I’ll go for Tails’s.
The two then dash off to the respective house.
When Susan arrives, she immediately hears talking.
Sonic: So you 4 are?
Alan: I’m Alan, and the eagle is Dria, the Water Strider, Srish, and Silence is the hyena.
Sonic: Tails said you wanted to help destroy a Eggman base?
Silence: Yes.
Sonic: I’ve got the perfect one. There’s a new Eggman factory nearby, we can go there right now!
Susan then dashes off to Swift.
Swift: So you found out their plan? 
Susan: Yep, now we need to tell Heads.
They then dash for their secret manhole entrance in Sonic’s house and jump in.
Heads: Oh, hey Susan and Swift.
Susan: Sonic’s about to attack a new Eggman factory nearby!
Heads: I knew this would happen eventually! Jump in the cannon! It’s already aimed straight at it.
The two hedgehogs jump in, and are launched at the base.
Dria: Something’s coming at us!
Srish: Duck!
They all duck, but Susan and Swift crash far to the left of them.
Swift: You can’t destroy this base! 
Sonic: This base is too close to Gaia City! It would be unsafe to leave it standing!
Susan: But Heads has a plan for it after he takes over the Eggman Empire!
Alan: Whatever that plan is, it can’t have this factory! And-Wait, is this a normal occurrence around here?
Susan: If you won’t stop, we’ll just have to force you out! 
Swift then uses Cross Slash on the team, but is interrupted by Silence’s Ghost Wispon rocket detonating under him.
Susan then Lightning Boosts at Sonic, getting countered by Sonic’s own Boost.
Swift then Quick Cyloop’s Silence, freezing him.
Srish: What the-Ice powers?
Srish then fires two Rhythm blasts at Swift, which rebound and hit Susan as well, while Alan breaks Silence out of the ice.
Dria then fires Eagle blasts at the two, followed by Alan with Lightning blasts, and Sonic then knocks Susan into a pillar.
Sonic: A bit rougher than I’d like, but this base needs to collapse.
The team then rush off to another section of the base as Susan and Swift get up.
Swift: New strategy.
The two then follow Sonic and Team Dragoon stealthily , who were tearing the assembly lines apart.
Swift then dashes in and Cyloops Team Dragoon, freezing them. As Sonic turns around, Swift Quick Cyloops him too, while Sonic tried to Parry it, but he was frozen too.
Swift: There, now we just send them home.
Susan: Team Dragoon don’t live here… Eh, Heads can figure it out.
They then dash the frozen heroes home, before returning to Heads.
Heads: Good job, you two! You protected another Eggman facility so I can take it over. My drones are repairing the damage sustained as we speak.
Susan: Uh, Heads, we met some people from out of dimension, and I was hoping you could send them home.
Heads: Dimensional tech is not my specialty, but I can probably get Tails to help me.
One transition later…
Tails: That should do it. With this Dimension Ray, you’ll be able to go home and come visit whenever you like!
Alan: You know, you two work well together. I’m sure two super geniuses can find a way to make their individual goals align.
Heads: Sorry, but there’s no way that’s happening.
Team Dragoon then use the Dimension Ray to open a portal home, and go through it.
The End.
Category:Susan the Hedgehog Episodes
Category:Sub-pages