The Beauty and the Stray/Trailer transcripts

==Original Theatrical Trailer==
(Trumpets Sound while a Title Card of the Movie is shown)
Narrator: Kath and Harry, Separated throughout the winter growing up alone!
Wilson: I Know that She’s your friend, but Kath’s Gonna grow up as a Trained Professional Beauty! And You’re a Stray! It’s our custom, the law of the Pack!
Narrator: One a Beauty, with Tail Cut during Beauty Training!
Young Kath: Will I Be OK?
Eeva: You will, as long as your family is near!
Narrator: And One a Stray, Who takes Fun Seriously!
Young Harry: Come On Kath! Hop Aboard with Us!
Narrator: Growing up to Love Each Other!
Harry: Kath is Beautiful!
Flunch: Where do you think You’re Going?
Flakey: You Know The Rules, She’s a Beauty and You’re a Stray!
Dooley: We can be together, but we can’t you know, date together, because that would be gay!
(Harry Whimpers)
Dooley: Relax, you Still Have Us! We’re gonna be friends for life!
Narrator: But one pit stop at the pound changed their lifes!
Kath: Where are We?
Monty: You’re in Florida!
Patrick: They sent you here to Breed!
Kath and Harry: (Gasp)
Narrator: But meanwhile, There’s another Beauty and Stray couple hiding from war of their packs!
Barth: Dinner for Two, Right Venus?
Venus: You are so good at that trick!
Narrator: Teaching Each Other!
(Barth Sings Terribly)
Venus: Now Take a Deep Breath and Hit your First Note from Right Here!
Smokey: What are you doing singing with A Stray?
Narrator: They’re Not House Pets!
Kath: Harry, Who’s Idea was this?
Harry: Mine!
Narrator: They’re Wild Dogs!
(Kath Bites A Human)
Narrator: Always With Each Other!
Venus: Barth is My Dependable!
Narrator: The Beauty and the Stray!
Harry: Now That the Rain has stopped, how about we play in the waterfall?
Kath: That’s a Great Idea!