Chapter 5: Isaac Gets a Boner

Chapter 5: Isaac Gets a Boner is the fifth chapter of Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2.
==Description==
WARNING: The following episode of Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2 is slightly more immature than usual and contains some mild kinda-sexual content - again, even more so than usual. It's not too bad, but it's raunchier than "Chapter Four: It Gets Raunchy." Read at your own risk.
==Story==
Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2
Chapter Five: Isaac Gets a Boner
Written by AFriendlyNecromorph
Future Isaac: "Hey there, Smexy!" ;)
Isaac: "JEEZUS CHRIST!"
Future Isaac: "Hey, Ellie! Come on out and say 'hi' to my friends!"
: (Just as Future Isaac calls Ellie, the driver's door of the vehicle opens up and out steps a woman with long, high-heeled pink boots; outfitted with a shiny, brand-new, futuristic, magenta RIG.)
Isaac and Ellie: "Daaaammnn! Who's that?!"
Woman: "It's Future Ellie...Bitch."
: (The camera zooms in on Future Ellie's face as she says, "Bitch.")
Isaac and Ellie: "Whoa! Now that's a woman!"
Ellie: "OMG! I LOVE the shoes! Where did you get them?!"
Future Ellie: "Thanks, we went shopping and found a little place in the Concourse."
Ellie: "I HAVE to have them!"
Future Ellie: "Don't worry, you will."
: (Isaac and Future Isaac look to each other.)
Isaac and Future Isaac: "Women..."
Future Isaac: "Sorry aboot that, Isaac, but you know how I like to crash a party."
: (Future Isaac smirks, winks and smacks Isaac on the ass.)
Future Isaac: "I've been waiting a while to do that!"
Isaac: "To do what?!"
: (Slightly upset and holding his butt with his left hand while attempting to conceal his newly-formed boner with his right hand.)
Future Isaac: "To smack a bitch."
Isaac: "What?!"
Ellie: "Apparently, you're a bitch...with a boner."
: (Ellie points at Isaac's boner.)
Ellie and Future Ellie: "Yeah!"
: (Ellie and Future Ellie high-five each other.)
Future Isaac: "If you recall earlier, I said, 'All right, if there are ANYMORE interruptions, make yourselves known... NOW!!! Don’t make me smack a bitch!' "
Isaac: "But I didn't interrupt you!"
Future Isaac: "Dude, you totally interrupted me! Trust me, it'll all make sense later on."
: (He winks at Isaac again.)
Isaac: "Are you kidding me?! I didn't want any more interruptions, and I get interrupted by my future-self who says I interrupted him?!"
Future Isaac: "Yes."
Isaac: "One-worded response. Nice."
Future Isaac: "Classic."
Isaac: "Sweet."
Future Isaac: "We."
Isaac: "Are."
Future Isaac: "Totally."
Isaac: "Kick."
Future Isaac: "Ass."
Isaac: "Awesome."
Future Isaac: "Together."
Isaac and Future Isaac: "This is our lives...on HO-LI-DAY! Jynx!"
Isaac to Ellie and Future Isaac to Future Ellie: "DUDE, I LOVE THIS GUY!"
: (Ellie and Future Ellie look to each other.)
Ellie and Future Ellie: "Men..."
Isaac, Ellie, Future Isaac, and Future Ellie: "Let's eat cereal! Yeah!"
: (Everyone jumps up into the air and high-fives each other just as Kristen makes a sudden reappearance.)
Kristen: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ON A ROLL!!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!"
: (Another female, wearing a bright-pink RIG, exits the shuttle and approaches Kristen.)
Future Kristen: "Yeah, just wait 'til Chapter 6..."
Kristen: O_O
==Trivia==
* As the title, character movements and dialogue suggest, Isaac gets a boner in this chapter.
==Sources==
Category:Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2 Chapters