Detective Susan (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Bomber: “Hey guys! The government gave us Eggman Fan Cards, thanks to my bribing.”
The classmates cheer
Susan: “That’s amazing! Now everybody has an Eggman Fan Card. All 18 of us.”
Heads: “Good job, Bomber! I knew I had it in you.”
Swift: “Uh….”
Ava: “Bro, you know that this could do wonders for us?”
Swift: “Yes. It could let me spy on Eggman!”
Susan: “Hey! Great idea!”
Mrs. Tweeters: “Eggman Fan Cards? You’re in so much trouble, everyone!”
Swift: “But it can help us spy on Eggman!”
Mrs. Tweeters: “Hey! That’s not a bad point. Then, go ahead.”
Everyone but Swift and Ava: “Mrs. Tweeters, can we go to the washroom?”
Mrs. Tweeters: “Go ahead.”
They go to the washroom and use the toilet to go to the base
One Meeting Later and after they went to the classroom…
Susan: “Someone stole our Eggman Fan Cards!”
The Eggman Fan Cards were gone
Susan: “Time to go full detective mode.” she puts on her detective suit
Heads: “Go! Find out who was the culprit.”
Susan: “But there could be more than just one. Mrs. Tweeters, where are our Eggman Fan Cards?”
Mrs. Tweeters: “I don’t know.”
Susan: “Then it’s Swift and Ava. They’re the culprits, and it’s kinda obvious outside of Mrs. Tweeters. Usually, Mrs. Tweeters would tell right away that our Eggman Fan Cards were confiscated. Also who would need that many?”
Swift: “Fine. The reason why I did so is because I have many spy friends in a group led by Princess Sophie.”
Ava: “Yeah. Princess Sophie is one of my best friends aside from you, Susan. Oh, and my brother and little sister too.”
Susan: “That was easy. Or am I just that skilled? Let’s see if this applies to solving actual crimes…”
The Chaos Emerald Temple Heist
Susan: goes to the City’s temple “Who would steal such an amazing artifact? It's less amazing than the Master Emerald, so it can't be a birthday gift to someone important!” takes a picture of the feather trail leading to the Chaos Emerald 
Police Station
Police: “One of you 3 suspects is guilty of stealing the Chaos Emerald from the local temple.”
Susan: “It’s suspect number 3. I saw some feathers falling, tracing a path to the Chaos Emerald.”
Police: “But suspect 2 is a bird too!”
Susan: shows a picture of the path she found “Suspect 2 had feathers that follow a black white black pattern, while Suspect 3 had a white black white pattern for feathers, and in this picture, it’s the white black white pattern. So problem solved! It’s Suspect 3!”
Police: “Thanks, Susan!”
Susan: “Anytime.”
Murder of Vanilla
Susan: “Hey! There was a knife here. It says…” reads it “Property of the Fish Bucket…”
Police Station
Police: “One of you is the culprit for killing Vanilla.”
Cream: she was visibly angry
Susan: “Wait, when Cream is mad, that means…”
Suspect 1: “Well, I was at the Fish Bucket, and…”
Susan: “Used a culinary knife to kill Vanilla.” 
Police: “Death penalty.”
Cream: “YOU KILLED MY MOM?”
Suspect 1: “Uh…”
Cream: beats up Suspect 1 “Well, I wouldn’t usually do this, but this is for people who have done traumatizing things.”
Suspect 1: “GET ME OUTTA HERE!”
Susan: “I’m such a genius.”
Susan goes back home and gets many calls for cases
Susan: solves many cases throughout the day, but gets tired progressively
Police: “Hello, Susan?”
Susan: “Yes?” she said slowly
Police: “There was another murder who-“
Susan: “Help yourself and solve it yourself. All of these cases were easy.”
Police: “Only for you.”
Susan: “Fine. I’ll find someone smart to-“ lightbulb above her head “Ava has the most common sense, and Bomber is a genius. Recruit them as your detectives, but also recruit other detectives.”
Police: “Fine.”
Lunch
Kids: "Miss Fortune Teller gave us bad fortunes!"
Susan: "That's suspicious."
Kids: "All just because we like Eggman!"
Susan: "Who would do such a- nah. It can't be Amy."
Kids: "It was an adult in a cloak with pink fur!"
Susan: "How did she get here?"
Kids: "I don't know!"
Susan: she steals the cards from "Miss Fortune Teller"
Kids: they gasp
Susan: "Yikes! All of these tarot cards are bad fortunes. Wait, tarot cards, pink fur, all bad fortunes because she hates Eggman. Nobody hates Eggman more than Amy Rose." she steals the cloak
Miss Fortune Teller: "What the-"
Amy: "What was that for?"
Susan: "Don't traumatize kids just because they like Dr. Eggman."
Amy: "But it's true! If they like Dr. Eggman, they might be roboticized or at least in danger! He's still out there, you know?"
Susan: "Don't bother doing this atrocity again, Amy Rose, or else I'll make sure you WILT!" she spawns a thundercloud above her head, but it shot lightning on her head "Ouch! That hurt! Maybe I shouldn't do this to show my anger at people again."
Amy: "Just don't be an Eggman fan."
Kids: "But we are the Acorn Spies. We were hired by Sophie to keep this school safe by spying on the Eggman Empire by pretending to be Eggman fans."
Amy: "Holy mackerel does that seem effective, but is the project from a princess, so I am not surprised."
Ava: "An 8 year old princess, Mom. By the way, what are you doing here?"
Amy: "Sorry, I've got to go!" she runs away
Dismissal
Ava: gets a call “Hey!”
Police: “Ava, someone stole money from the Chaflick Foods restaurant.”
Heads: “Wait… DAD?”
Tails: “Hey! It wasn’t me!”
Heads: “I guess we have to find the suspect ourselves, but Tails wouldn’t do such a horrible thing to the restaurant.”
They solve crimes together without being tired in a montage
Susan: “Hey, Ava! Why couldn’t you solve-“
Ava: “I was the culprit of the Eggman Fan Card incident, remember?”
Susan: "It could've been-"
Ava: "No. Not Cream. Even when she's at her angriest, she would steal money."
The End
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