Husbands and Knives/Quotes

==Quotes==
:Homer: A better one!
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:Bart: Who's stronger, the Thung or the Mulk?
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:Comic Book Guy: [to Milhouse] Nice work, Doctor Boo-Hoo. Your tears have smudged Wolverine's iconic sideburns. Hence, you must buy this comic. And the cost of your innocent accident is... $25, please.
:Milhouse: But that's the money Yaya Sophia gave me for Greek Orthodox Easter.
:Comic Book Guy: (sighs) I hate when they tell me things about themselves.
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:(Comic Book Guy has just noticed a new comic store that has opened up across the street.)
:Comic Book Guy: Philip K. Dick! It can't be! It's as if Superman moved to Gotham City!
:Martin: Which he did, in World's Finest Comics #94. (points to the comic.) See?
:Comic Book Guy: That was an imaginary story, dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by Supergirl’s horse, Comet. It never really happened.
:Bart: None of these things ever really happened.
:Comic Book Guy: Get out of my store.
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:(A local Krusty Burger is being closed down.)
:Krusty: (sobbing) I can’t believe the Labor Board is shutting me down.
:Labor Board Official: You lock your workers in at night!
:Krusty: It’s so they can't tell their stories!
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:Lisa: I really identified with the girls in Ghost World. They made me feel like I wasn't so alone. 
:Dan Clowes: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do you know anyone at Batman? 'Cause I really want to draw Batman, I'm awesome at utility belts. (he points to a picture of a utility belt.) Check these out. This is where the Batman keeps his money in case he has to take the bus. 
:Lisa: Mm-hmm. 
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:Bart: Alan Moore, you wrote my favorite issues of Radioactive Man.
:Alan Moore: Oh really, so you liked that I made your favorite superhero a heroin addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?
:Bart: I don't read the words. I just like when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?
:Alan Moore: Ughhh.
:Milhouse: Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favorite?
:Alan Moore: You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!
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:(Comic Book Guy bursts into Coolsville.)
:Comic Book Guy: Attention, comic book aficionados! (points at Milo) This man is not one of us
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:(Comic Book Guy is destroying Coolsville.)
:Art Spiegelman: Oh, no! The store's in trouble!
:Alan Moore: League of Extraordinary Freelancers, activate!
:(Art Spiegelman puts on a Maus mask.)
:Art Spiegelman: Maus is in the house!
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:(Homer explains his surgery to Bart and Lisa)
:Homer: Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure so he can be more attractive to your mother.
:Bart: You had your hot dog plumped?
:Homer: No! I had my stomach stapled!
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:Opal: Marge, I thank you for creating Shapes. And, uh, my boyfriend thanks you, too!
:Opal's audience: Oooooh!
:Opal: [obviously uncomfortable] Uh... uh... [to audience] You're all getting German cuckoo clocks!
:(The audience cheers)
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:[last lines after credits]
:Milo: [over the Gracie Films logo] Might be some wrong words in there. But, uh...pretty much nailed it.
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