PEDOBAR IS WATCHING.

ONE DAY I WAS SITTING, PEDOBAR IS WATCHING ME FROM TREE.EXE BEHIND SONIXXX, SONIXXX WANDERED OUT OF THE WAY AND I SAW A WILD PEDOBAR IN THE GRASS! HE STARTED JUMPING EXCITEDLY AND SAID IN A CLICHÉD VOICE
"ERMERGERD FRESH BUNS, DEXTER WASNT VERY STERILE!" I SHAT OUT SOME BRIXXX AND GRABBS SCOTTY THE SHOTTYGUN AND SHOT PEDOBAR BUT HE HEALED BECAUSE HE WAS A BAR OF PEDOSOAP SO I TRIED OUT A STICK AND WHACKED HIM, HE WAS ANALLY PLEASURED AND GRABBED IT, HIT ME WITH THE BUTTERYNESS AND I DED.
Moral; REMEMBER PEDOBAR IS WATCHINGXXX ┬┴┬┴┤ʕ•ᴥ├┬┴┬┴
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