SpongeBob Meets Piper’s Pony Tales/Transcript

This is the transcript for the SpongeBob Fanon episode SpongeBob Meets Piper’s Pony Tales.
* [Intro and title card; starts out at SpongeBob’s house]
* Patrick: [comes out of his rock house] Good morning, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: [comes out of his pineapple house] And a good morning to you, best friend!
* Patrick: So what do you want to do today?
* SpongeBob: Hmm, let me think. I know! Let’s go jelly fishing!
* Patrick: Didn’t we just do that yesterday?
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Let me keep thinking. [thinking] I Know now! Let’s blow some bubbles!
* Patrick: SpongeBob, that might just be… the greatest idea you ever thinked of!
* SpongeBob: [grabs out bubbles] Shall we begin?
* Patrick: We shall begin!
* [SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles, until a bunch of dolls and toy horses come falling from a ship above, landing on SpongeBob’s head]
* SpongeBob: Owww! Ooooh! Dolls.
* Patrick: Krabby Patty?
* SpongeBob: No silly! These are dolls!
* Patrick: What are those things? [gasps] Are they Krabby Patties?!
* SpongeBob: Hmm, I don’t know. But I wanna be this girl with the ponytail! She looks nice!
* Patrick: I wanna be the one with the purple thing on her head!
* [Both laughing and playing, until Squidward comes out of his window]
* Squidward: Would you two knock it down?! I’m trying to take my regular morning nap!
* SpongeBob: Sorry to interrupt your nap, Squidward. We were just having so much fun playing with these dolls and whatever these are!
* Squidward: [laughing] So you two have finally come to having tea parties and playing with girl dolls and bikes? How original! [continues laughing]
* Patrick: Why don’t you come join us?
* SpongeBob: Yeah! You’ll like it!
* Squidward: I have better things to do then play with girly toys.
* SpongeBob: Please Squidward! Pretty please…!
* Patrick: With a cherry on top!
* Squidward: No!
* SpongeBob & Patrick: Pleeeeasseee…..!!
* Squidward: Okay, fine! I’ll play with you two idiots and your silly toys!
* SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward! It means a lot!
* Squidward: [comes outside] Whatever! Now who am I being?
* Patrick: You can be the one with the cool hat and jacket!
* Squidward: So what’s the old noggin working up for this hokum?
* SpongeBob: We’re pretending that we are fighting robots!
* Squidward: Why would you want to fight robots with girl dolls?
* Patrick: Because dolls are cool, and robots are cool.
* SpongeBob: Take that you no good robot!
* Patrick: Yeah! Take a taste of my own medicine!
* SpongeBob: Squidward, what’s you defence?
* Squidward: I don’t care.
* SpongeBob: But Squidward, you need to care! How will we defeat the robots if you don’t have a defence?
* Squidward: I said I don’t care, SpongeBob!
* Patrick: SpongeBob, these dolls feel weird and magical.
* Squidward: Oh, it’s probably just— [gets transported down a portal]
* SpongeBob, Patrick, & Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
* [ends up in a different world than Bikini Bottom]
* SpongeBob: [gets up] Where are we?
* Patrick: I don’t know, but I’m starvin’.
* Squidward: Well thanks a lot, SpongeBob! Now we’re stuck here because of you!
* Mysterious Voice: [distance] Hello!
* SpongeBob & Patrick: Who said that?!
* Piper: I did!
* Patrick: No monster! Take Squidward! He tastes more better than me!
* SpongeBob: Patrick, that’s not a monster, that’s… uh, who are you?
* Piper: I’m Piper! And this here is my horse Spark!
* SpongeBob: Well hello, Piper. I’m SpongeBob SquarePants, this is my best friend Patrick, and this is my other best friend Squidward!
* Squidward: I am not your best friend!
* Piper: Nice to meet you, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: That’s a nice horse you got there, Piper!
* Piper: Thanks! He’s really fast and likes his favorite snack Spark snacks! [Piper gives him a Spark snack and he neighs gladly]
* SpongeBob: We were just wondering where we were.
* Piper: Your in my world!
* Patrick: What world?
* Piper: ”Piper’s Pony World”! There’s so much to do around here!
* Squidward: Well, I don’t care, just tell me ho— [SpongeBob covers his mouth]
* SpongeBob: Wow! What kinda things and places can we see here?
* Piper: I can give you a tour! [later at the stables, where Paloma and Casey are seen]
* Paloma: Hi Piper, who do you have with you there?
* Piper: Casey, Paloma, meet SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward! They say their from the ocean!
* Casey: Wow! Talking sea creatures, that’s awesome!
* Paloma: It’s kinda weird, but I guess it’s cool to see a sea creature that— [gasps] Eww! Slimy tentacles!
* Squidward: Hey! Those are my tentacles!
* SpongeBob: This is a nice place you have here!
* Piper: Thanks! This is where we and our horses live!
* Squidward: [notices Rayna] Hmm… I’ve never seen such beautiful hair art before!
* Paloma: Why thank you! I did that myself!
* Squidward: How did you do such hair designs to this horse?
* Paloma: I did it like I always do! I’m a horse groomer for a horse Rayna!
* Squidward: I’m kinda a groomer with art! Maybe we could do a painting together!
* Paloma: Oh sorry, I’m not an artist.
* Squidward: [disappointed] Of course not.
* Patrick: Don’t worry buddy! You can always find an artist who knows how to groom here!
* SpongeBob: That’s a nice looking comfy haystack I see in here.
* Piper: This is where Spark stays and sleep!
* Patrick: Looks so comfy to lay on! Can I try it?
* Piper: Of course you can!
* Patrick: [lays on haystack] This is so comfy! Wow… starting to feel a little— [falls asleep]
* SpongeBob & Piper: [laughing]
* Squidward: Wow, such imbeciles.
* Paloma: I know, that must feel itchy on your back!
* Squidward: [in mind] Maybe we do have something in common.
* SpongeBob: Well this is a real nice place, but I think we better be going now.
* Piper: Oh, well, wish you could stay for the upcoming royal ball.
* SpongeBob: Wait, royal ball?
* Piper: Yeah, the royal ball is like a party!
* Paloma: But it’s more fancier and royal!
* Patrick: Will there be food?
* Piper: Plenty of food!
* Patrick: SpongeBob, can we please go? I’m starving like a king!
* Piper: Of course you two can come! You can be special guests and meet our highness Princess Meilin!
* SpongeBob & Patrick: Yay! We get to go to a party and meet a princess!
* Squidward: Well you two have fun! But I’m going home!
* Piper: You know, Squidward, SpongeBob tells me you’re a great clarinet player! We need a clarinet player for the banquet!
* Squidward: Really, me? [in mind] Squiddy, this could be your chance to show your fame to fancy people for once! [back to Squidward] Alright! I’m in! But I didn’t bring my clarinet.
* Piper: Don’t worry! We have a lot of musical instruments!
* Squidward: Let’s do this!
* [at dress up tent]
* SpongeBob & Patrick: Ta-da!
* Piper: You two look fabulous!
* SpongeBob: Why thank you, little one!
* Paloma: Now it’s our turn to get dressed!
* Piper: Now it’s our turn! Don’t look!
* SpongeBob: [looking behind] Can we look now?
* Piper: Nope!
* Patrick: Now?
* Paloma: Just wait!
* Piper: Okay, you can look!
* Piper & Paloma: Ta-da!
* Piper: What do you think?
* SpongeBob: You.. look… fantastic! You look like a true princess now!
* Piper: Thank you, your majesty!
* Patrick: [takes out his baby tooth] Can you take my baby tooth and give me a dollar?
* SpongeBob: Patrick, there princess’, not tooth fairies!
* Patrick: Oh. I wanted a dollar to buy a Krabby Patty.
* SpongeBob: Uh, the Krusty Krab isn’t here.
* Piper: Now who’s ready for a royal carriage ride?
* SpongeBob & Patrick: We are!
* Piper: Let’s ride!
* [meanwhile at the castle]
* Princess Meilin: Piper, Paloma! I’m glad you could make it! Uh, who’s your friends?
* Piper: Princess Meilin, I’d like you to meet SpongeBob & Patrick! There both from the underwater world!
* Princess Meilin: Well, it’s nice to meet new people! [shakes their hands]
* SpongeBob: And it’s nice to meet a lovely princess!
* Patrick: Well, this stinks!
* SpongeBob: What’s that, Patrick?
* Patrick: There’s no Krabby Patties here! This party is turning out for the worst!
* SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick! There wasn’t gonna be Krabby Patties anyways!
* Paloma: Hey Patrick, I realized how much you like Krabby Patties, so we just made a big batch of them!
* [Patrick gasps and tries to eat them]
* Paloma: No, Patrick! There for during the ball! Your gonna have to wait!
* Patrick: Awww!
* SpongeBob: Wait, how did you cook them? You don’t even have the recipe.
* Paloma: I called your manager and asked if he could me the secret recipe!
* [cuts to the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom]
* Plankton: [gasps] Karen, did you hear that?!
* Karen: What? The sound of the Chum Bucket’s doors being empty? Yeah I did.
* Plankton: Not that! I mean someone saying that they have the secret recipe?
* Karen: It’s probably the sponge kid again. He always has the recipe and you always ask him for it.
* Plankton: It didn’t sound like him. I need to find the person who said it!
* [cuts to Plankton looking for the person, until he stumbles across SpongeBob’s house]
* Plankton: Okay, sponge boy, I know you have a friend in here who said that! [stumbles across the dolls] What in Neptune’s name are these? Girl dolls?! Why would that sponge brain keep these? [gets transported down the same portal that SpongeBob, Patrick, & Squidward went down]
* Plankton: AHHHHHHHH! MOOMMMYYYY!!!!!
* Plankton: Where am I now? [smells Krabby Patties] Oh, who cares? The formula is all that matters!
* [back at the castle]
* Princess Meilin: Heery, heery! Today I introduce some fellow sea friends from the ocean! I would like to introduce SpongeBob and Patrick! [everyone claps]
* Plankton: Oh boy! I knew the smell was coming from here! I could just smell it getting closer! [gets to top, then gasps] Wait a minute! What is that sponge fool and no brain doing here?! Oh who cares? I’ll still get a Krabby Patty anyhow! He’s too distracted to see me!
* SpongeBob: It’s really an honor to be here with you princes’ and princesses! [everyone claps] No really! [laughs nervously]
* Plankton: Soon, the Krabby Patty will be mine, and I’ll finally put Krabs out of business!
* [back to Bikini Bottom in the Krusty Krab]
* Mr. Krabs: [gasps] I sworn I’ve just heard Plankton say he’s gonna put me out of business! I bet he’s in the Krusty Krab right now! SpongeBob, Squidward, to your mandatory position!
* [notices that their both gone]
* Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Where are me two workers at?! Well, I guess I have to find him me self then! [looks around Krusty Krab, including the inside and outside]
* Mr. Krabs: [outside of SpongeBob’s house] Okay SpongeBob LazyPants, time to get to work! [notices door open] SpongeBob! Where are ye?! [notices dolls] What in Davy Jones’ locker does he have these for? [gets transport through the portal too] AHHHHHHH!! Not me! I’m innocent!
* [back at the castle]
* Princess Meilin: And now time for the music, with our musician from the sea… Squidward Tentacles!
* SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward! Bring it on!
* Patrick: Yeah! Encore! Encore!
* Paloma: [notices patty moving] Piper, that Krabby Patty is moving!
* Piper: Huh, weird. Hope Princess Meilin didn’t cast a spell on the patties!
* Paloma: What if the castle is… [whispers] haunted?!
* [everyone clapping]
* Squidward: It’s very great to be here for all my loyal and royal fans! [rimshot] Get it? Loyal-Royal! [laughing expect everyone] Okay, without further ado, a medieval tune in A major! [plays badly and everyone starts booing and covering their ears]
* [Out of no where, Mr. Krabs appears landing on Squidward, then everyone claps]
* Mr. Krabs: Alright, enough with the clapping! I know he’s here somewhere!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You came! Wait a minute, who’s here?
* Mr. Krabs: That no good vermin Plankton! He came to steal the Krabby Patty and ruin this here… whatever this is suppose to be!
* SpongeBob: Well, I’m sure Plankton isn’t here. How would he even come here?
* Mr. Krabs: [notices Krabby Patty moving] That’s how!
* Plankton: Jeez! These steps are very long! [notices Mr. Krabs] Krabs?! What is he doing here?! I need to move fast!
* Mr. Krabs: Not so fast, Plankton! I know what you’re trying to do! I shoulda not gave you that recipe, purple hair!
* Plankton: You’ll never catch me, Krabs! I’m unstoppable!
* Mr. Krabs: [grabs out mallet] We’ll see about that [swings mallet at Plankton but misses]
* Plankton: That’s all you got? Let’s see if you can do better!
* [Mr. Krabs begins chasing Plankton, destroying tables and objects in the castle]
* Princess Meilin: No! He’s ruining the royal ball!
* Paloma: Totally! He should be fined for it!
* [Mr. Krabs continues chasing Plankton until he finally gets the Krabby Patty back]
* Mr. Krabs: So that’s all you got, eh? Agagagagag! Not for so long! [looks under patty and notices Plankton is gone] Hey! Where did he go!
* [guests continue talking to each other about the whole thing]
* Plankton: Alright, listen up! For now on, I’m your king now! You hear me?!
* Mr. Krabs: He ain’t got a nickel with that stick to be a king! Agagagag!
* Plankton: Alley-kazoom, alley-kazam! I hear by, turn myself into a giant! [he grows into a giant]
* Princess Meilin: Oh-no, he’s got my wand.
* Piper: And he’s really big too!
* Plankton: Now no one can stop me! [laughs evilly, then destroys front of the castle]
* Mr. Krabs: He destroyed the castle bridge! Now how are we suppose to get out?!
* SpongeBob: Wait! I have an idea!
* Piper: What is it?!
* SpongeBob: I’ll glide you and Patrick out of here, and we can stop Plankton!
* Piper: But we don’t have anything to use for a glider!
* SpongeBob: Say no more! They don’t call me SquarePants for nothing! [grabs Patrick, then Patrick grabs Piper] Ready everyone?
* Piper: No! I’m scared of heights!
* SpongeBob: Don’t worry! Patrick will hold on! Won’t you Patrick?
* Patrick: [sleeping] Huh? Krabby Patties?
* SpongeBob: Okay! 1.. 2… 3… TAKE OFF! [SpongeBob jumps in the air transforming into a glider, then flies out of the castle]
* [everyone looking]
* Squidward: That’s all?! You just leave us here to suffer?! Well I’m gonna take a nap in the princess’ bedroom. Wake me up when something happens.
* Plankton: [laughing evilly] With these powers, I’m unstoppable! Muhahahaha! What do we have here? The like common place where land sea horses live! This will be great for another Chum Bucket to be! [continues laughing evilly]
* Piper: Oh-no! He’s heading straight for the stables!
* SpongeBob: Don’t worry, Piper! We’ll stop him in no time!
* Piper: But how? He’s too big to be unstoppable!
* SpongeBob: I have an idea! Patrick, you go distract Plankton, and Piper, your gonna show how a princess flutter her wings!
* Piper: Okay I guess…
* SpongeBob: Alright, Patrick! Go distract Plankton while we try to get the wand back!
* Patrick: Will do, Bob! [goes in front of Plankton] Hey Plankton!
* Plankton: Nice, now another thing I’ll get to crush!
* Patrick: You can’t destroy these stables!
* Plankton: Oh, why’s that?
* Patrick: Because… you’re gonna miss the puppet show at the castle!
* Plankton: I have better things to do than see a dumb puppet show!
* Patrick: Yeah, who would want to see a puppet show anyways? There for little kids who aren’t cool like us kids! [laughs]
* SpongeBob: Ready, Piper?
* Piper: I guess… [in mind] I’m not!
* Patrick: And you know what’s also dumb for kids? Tea parties, yeah their really dumb!
* Plankton: Oh, please just shut up already!
* SpongeBob: Alright, Piper! Time to flutter your wings!
* [SpongeBob and Piper flies by Plankton as Piper tries to grab the wand; she misses the first time and the second time, but she successfully grabs the wand the third time]
* Plankton: What the?! Where’s the wand?!
* Piper: You looking for this, Plankton?
* Plankton: Hey! How did you two do that?! And how do you know my name?!
* SpongeBob: Starting… to… lose… grip! Can’t hold… [drops Piper] longer!
* Piper: AAAHHHHH!!! [the magic wand uses itself and gives Piper wings] Hey! I’m flying!
* Plankton: Oh who am I kidding! I’ll crush these stables, king or not king!
* SpongeBob: Hurry, Piper! He’s gonna crush the stables!
* Piper: Alright, hope I remember this! Alley-kazoom alley-wazam! Make Plankton grow back to normal size!
* [Piper casts the spell on Plankton to grow back small, but he crushes the stables, as he flies down in the rubble screaming]
* Piper: Nooo! Not the stables!
* SpongeBob: I’m sorry, Piper.
* Patrick: But we can rebuild it, right?
* Piper: It’ll take ages to rebuild it back to its original form!
* [the magic wand then suddenly turn everything back to its normal form, including the stables and castle bridge]
* SpongeBob: [gasp] Hey! That magic wand did all the repairing for us! Patrick, you don’t need to rebuild!
* Patrick: Oh. Okay! [throws tools away]
* Piper: Hooray! Meilin’s wand made everything back to the way it was!
* [everyone gathers around SpongeBob, Patrick, and Piper, cheering]
* Mr. Krabs: You did it, me boy!
* SpongeBob: Well, I would’ve not done it without Piper!
* Mr. Krabs: Oh, well… I guess I shoulda introduced me self with I first arrived! Me name is Mr. Krabs, top entrepreneur in the seas! Bring it in the claw!
* Piper: Uhh, I’m okay.
* Plankton: [defeated] What happened?
* [everyone looks down angry at Plankton]
* Plankton: Oh gee, I should start explaining about this…!
* Mr. Krabs: No need to explain, Plankton.
* [Paloma grabs Plankton by one of his antenna and puts him]
* Plankton: Hey! What are you gonna do with me?!
* Paloma: [puts him in a jar] I’m taking you to a place where no one can cause trouble.
* Plankton: Wait, come on! I was just playing around! Please don’t take me! Curse you, Krabs
* Mr. Krabs: Agagagag! That Plankton never listens! Well this is a real nice place we’re in!
* Piper: It’s alway beautiful here! No matter where you are!
* Mr. Krabs: Yeah well, I had enough with all this tomfoolery. Time to get back to work me boys! Wait! Where’s Squidward?!
* Squidward: I was here the whole time, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: Oh! Didn’t see ya there, Mr. Squidward.
* SpongeBob: Alright, then! How do we get out of here?
* Princess Meilin: I’ll use my magic wand to get you back home! Now the words are: Alley-kazah, alley—
* SpongeBob: Wait! Before we go, I forgot to say bye to Piper! Piper, do you promise we can come back anytime?
* Piper: Of course you can! Everyone’s welcomed here anytime!
* SpongeBob: Yay! Off we go then! Goodbye Piper! Goodbye everyone’s name I didn’t catch!
* Princess Meilin: Okay! Here we go again! Alley-kazah, alley-kazooh, I send my ocean friends back to where they belong!
* [they get transported back to SpongeBob’s house]
* Mr. Krabs: What a hard day’s to make your shell crack!
* Squidward: You tell me! My tentacles are aching hard!
* SpongeBob: Well, at least we learnt a one magical lesson!
* [all of them starts laughing]
* Mr. Krabs: Okay, playtime’s over! Let’s get grilling, boy-o!
* SpongeBob: Aye-aye, captain!
* [they all walk outside SpongeBob’s home, but SpongeBob runs back inside]
* SpongeBob: [to the Piper doll] Don’t worry, Piper! We’ll have more exiting adventures when I come home! [winks, laughs, then runs off, as the screen fades to black; meanwhile it goes back to the castle where Piper and Paloma are looking at Plankton in the jar disgusted]
* Plankton: Come on, I keep saying it was just a funny joke!
* Paloma: Really? Growing yourself and vandalizing our kingdom?! I think not!
* Plankton: Well, everything’s back to normal, so let me be already!
* Piper: [grabs Plankton by his antennas] Well, here’s a joke you might find funny. Come here dragon!
* Plankton: Wait! No! Anything but that fire breathing thing!
* [Piper throws Plankton into the dragon and the dragon eats him]
* Plankton: Well, at least I have myself to survive. [bowel gas flushes out, ending the episode with the credits]
=== Credits ===
* SpongeBob SquarePants, originally created by Stephen Hillenburg
* Piper’s Pony Tales, created by Alexander Bar
* Crossover idea created by SpongebobIsCool1999
* Copyright 2570 Viacom international and Epic Story Media. All rights reserved.