Patrick Shows Up Late to Work

Patrick Shows Up Late to Work is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab.)
Squidward: The boss wants to see you.
(Patrick shrugs and goes into Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs is kissing a dollar, but when he sees Patrick enter, he quickly tucks it away.)
Mr. Krabs: Do you know how late you are?
Patrick: Wait, wait, I know how to play this! Uh...10 minutes.
Mr. Krabs: You're five hours late!
Patrick: Darn, that was my next guess!
Mr. Krabs: You think this is a game? Why, I...ugh, what's that rancid smell? It's even rancider than that last one!
Patrick: Maybe it's your sweat.
Mr. Krabs: No, it's your breath! What did you eat this morning?
Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
Mr. Krabs: Anything else?
Patrick: Well, I had this bowl of fried oyster skins.
(Patrick takes out a bowl of fried oyster skins.)
Patrick: Want some?
(Mr. Krabs passes out.)
Patrick: Oh well, more for me.
(What a twist!)
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