Parking Lot Blade

It is the parking lot blade. You don't know about the parking lot blade? Liar. Stop making excuses.
Go ahead and read the page since you wanna act like you don't know.
== Overview ==
The parking lot has a blade in it that cuts your car in two. The blade is called the parking lot blade. Really simple stuff.
The blade is very thin and slices through the car quickly and thoroughly. It is nearly invisible head-on and can turn most vehicles into two parts of a vehicle in seconds. Oh, what's wrong? Does that hurt your feelings? You got some kind of problem you want to share with the class? Little punk. Just who the hell do you think you are? First you learn how to drive a multi-ton metal machine and now suddenly you're too good for the parking lot blade? Is that it? 
Get off your fucking high horse. Get out of your car too. You don't deserve either of those, mr "big shot." You think you own the world? You're no different from anyone else. You're not above having your vehicle bisected no matter how much you bellyache. "Oh no, oh no! The parking lot blade! I've been wronged! Someone surely ought to do something!" Whoopdie-fucking-do. Guess what? You're the only one who cares about you. 
And you know what? I didn't see you complaining about the parking lot blade until now. Probably should have voiced your concerns before it was too late. Pretty stupid. Don't drive your car into a parking lot at all if you're gonna embarrass yourself like this. 
== History ==
Yeah we made a parking lot blade. That's right. We made one. It's already finished. We'd do it again too. We're already doing it. By 2024, there will be two parking lot blades. "Buh huahah b-b-but twice the car will be destroyed!" SHUT THE FUCK UP. Stop COMPLAINING. Stupid moron. Everything has to be a three act tragedy with you. We made the damn blade. Suck it up and move on. 
EDIT: It's 2024 and we fucking told you it would happen. Did you think we were lying? We're not surprised. 
== Personality ==
Oh you'd love to know.
== Trivia ==
* If you're wondering why it's called a parking lot blade when the pictures show an intersection, then stop. No one cares. So you read a book once in a while. Big deal.
Category:Phenomena
Category:Hostile