Patrick Loses Weight

Patrick Loses Weight is the premiere episode of The SpongeBob and Patrick Comedy Hour.
==Plot==
Patrick eats way too much, and everyone makes him lose a few pounds by taking him to the gym.
==Transcript==
-To be added by Muchacha-
*Patrick's house. He is smothering a plate piled with tortilla chips in nacho cheese. He sits down and watches TV.
*Patrick: Come on, stupid channel, work! (is pressing the remote channel button repeatedly trying to get a certain channel to come on. Finally, it does come on)
*TV Announcer: Now stay tuned for Horny Stripper Girls Have a Pole Party, coming up next, only on the Por-- (the channel goes out again as static appears)
*Patrick: Aw, damn it, not again.
*He goes through all the channels, but all of them are out except for...
*Another Stupid Announcer: This... is PBS.
*Patrick: (extremely furious) Damn it! (throws the remote on the floor and breaks it) Damn it!! (attempts hurling the TV, but it disintegrates, since it's made of sand) DAMN IT! DAMN IT! (turns the plate of nachos upside-down and lets the nachos fall into his mouth, he swallows it) Ahh. Now where was I? Oh, yeah. DAAAAMMMN IIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*(gnarly metal guitar-drum riff plays, which is the theme song)
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