DEATH BATTLE! vs The World

DEATH BATTLE! vs The World is a Bonus episode of Death Battle, featuring the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt and every other T-shirt in the world in a battle to determine the greatest of all shirts.
== Interlude ==
Wiz: Throughout the centuries, T-shirts have been made. But every now and then, one stands out among the rest.
Boomstick: Like the all new DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt!
Wiz: Today, this rookie will be tested by going up against every other T-shirt in the world.
Boomstick: Is it wrong to have sexy feelings for a T-shirt? Cause if it is, I don't wanna be right.
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick! And it's our job to analyze their style, fit and design to see who would win... a Death Battle.
==DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt==
Boomstick: My God... Just look at it!
Wiz: Some impressive apparel to be sure, with sizes ranging from men's small to XXXL.
Boomstick: And don't forget the ladies!
Wiz: Forged from 100% heavyweight cotton, its lifespan is far superior to the average T-shirt.
Boomstick: And it makes women more attractive! Possibly even increasing breast size.
Wiz: Uhm, I don't really think that-
Boomstick: Hey! It couldn't hurt.
Wiz: True enough. The men's shirt causes men to develop higher levels of testosterone, boosting confidence and increasing manliness by up to 45%.
Boomstick: Other shirts will cower in fear at the sheer sight of it!
Wiz: With a prize of $19.98 and International Shipping option, this shirt is easily available to everyone.
Boomstick: But enough talk! Let's see how it does in the ring!
Wiz: But first, a message from our sponsor.
Boomstick: Us!
==Prelude==
Wiz and Boomstick read out an advertisement for the ScrewAttack store.
Wiz: Yes, we just promoted a promotion in a promo of the same promotion.
Boomstick: Wh— I—... Whatever, it's time for a T-shirt DEATH BATTLE!!!
==Death Battle==
We see a bunch of T-shirts, peacefully floating in a street, until everything suddenly starts to shake. From the ground, the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt emerges with a red aura surrounding it.
Every other shirt in existence starts to flood everything, trying to crush the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt under their sheer weight. However, the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt can be heard fighting its way through the mass of shirts until an explosion happens and the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt remains the only one left floating.
==Results==
Boomstick: It's so beautiful...
Wiz: The DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt has just set a record for the fastest kill in Death Battle history!
Boomstick: Those other shirts were sure... cotton off guard!
We cut to the "DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt" winner card.
Wiz: The winner is the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt.
==Trivia==
===Production===
*As if it weren't obvious already, this episode was created solely to promote the then-new DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt.
=== Other ===
*This is the first Bonus episode in the series, with the next five being Vegeta VS Mewtwo?, ScrewAttack Steam Sale VS Your Wallet, The Seven Battle Royale, Excalibur VS Raiden, and Light VS Columbo.
*As part of the joke of the episode, the DEATH BATTLE! T-Shirt's victory took only 10 seconds (starting from the ground shaking from the shirt's arrival and ending at the other shirts' deaths), which made it the fastest kill in Death Battle history at the time, with Wiz even naming it as such. However, this record would eventually be surpassed by A-Train killing the Deep in The Seven Battle Royale, which is very slightly faster by 1-2 seconds (starting from Boomstick shouting "FIGHT!" and ending at the Deep's death).
**It does, however, keep the title of having the fastest victory in Death Battle history, as A-Train's kill was the start of a battle royale that lasted much longer (and also resulted in his own death).
*This is currently the only episode in which one of the combatants (in this case, the other T-shirts) do not receive any form of analysis.
Category:Death Battles
Category:Joke Battles
Category:Bonus Episodes
Category:Season 1 episodes
Category:Fights animated by Ben Singer