Opening Intro/Amy, Cosmo, and Sally's Normal Lives (Version 3)

Beauty and the Beast Parodies Studios Presents....
(In a forest of some sort, many animals were busy doing their natural things, with a deer drinking from the creek. Deep within the forest, stood a beautiful castle, with many portraits showing a story)
Narrator: (Voice-over) Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince, his older brother, and their younger brother lived in a shining castle.
(On the first stain glass window, it showed three figures, a male red 16 year old echidna being vain, and a male blue 17 year old hedgehog and an 8 year old yellow two-tailed fox being kind)
Narrator: (Voice-over) Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind while his older and younger brothers were the opposite.
(Then, another stain glass showed an old woman approaching to the castle's front doors. On it, she was showing a beautiful red rose to the male echidna, male hedgehog, and male fox, revealed to be the princes)
Narrator: (Voice-over) But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered them a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.
(The echidna on the next glass window turned away while the hedgehog and fox looked on in shock, and the old woman glanced)
Narrator: (Voice-over) Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the middle prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, despite the older prince and the younger prince trying to convince him to let her in. But she warned them not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.
(The doors were closed as the old woman in the glass transformed. In the next one, it showed her true form as the princes cowered in fear)
Narrator: (Voice-over) And when the middle prince dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress named Moana. The middle prince tried to apologize, along with his older brother and younger brother. But it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in the middle prince's heart.
(Then Moana tapped her wand on the shameful middle prince, followed by the frightened older prince and the frightened younger prince. Then six stained glass windows showed normal gloved hands becoming hideous ripped gloved claws)
Narrator: (Voice-over) And as punishment, she transformed the middle prince into a hideous were-echidna, his older brother into a hideous werehog, and his younger brother into a hideous werefox, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there, even erasing the world's memories of the castle and its inhabitants.
(In reality in the present day, we see the castle, now darker and entrapped in an eternal winter surrounding the castle's grounds' forested areas. In the castle, the figure slashed his claws at the pictures, growling a bit as he turned away in shame)
Narrator: (Voice-over) Ashamed of his and his brothers' monstrous forms, along with his actions that led to it, the were-echidna concealed themselves inside their own castle while the werehog and werefox consoled him, with a magic mirror as their only window to the outside world, alongside a magical book that helps them to visit certain parts of the outside world in an illusionary way.
(Then we see the mirror and a glowing red rose inside a bell-shaped glass container sitting on a small table in the figure's room near the balcony)
Narrator: (Voice-over) The rose Moana had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until the were-echidna's twenty-sixth year, also combined with the werehog's twenty-seventh year and the werefox's eighteenth year. And they were advised and warned by Moana herself that there is a way to break the spell they, their castle, and its inhabitants are under.
(Finally, we pan back to the outside of the castle, while big dark clouds filled the sky, lightning flashed, thunder crashed, and rain heavily poured down over its eternal winter state, and due to the spell, the snow did not melt and/or turn mushy by the rain, and the rain is mixed with its snowfall)
Narrator: (Voice-over) If they could learn to love three girls of their own, and earn their own girls' love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, they would be doomed to remain a were-echidna, werehog, and werefox for all time. As the days bled into years, they fell into deep despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a were-echidna, a werehog, and a werefox?
(Then we crossfade to black before....)
Beauty and the Were-Echidna (Version 3)
(Then after the title slowly vanished, we then crossfade to a beautiful day, in a small French village, and at a cottage resting nearby the village, eleven boys and twelve girls are leaving the cottage together. The first girl is a 22 year old female pink hedgehog with short pink hair-like quills, peach skin, a black nose, green eyes, and wearing a red hairband, a red sleeveless back-exposed turtleneck dress with a white neck and skirt rim, white gloves with yellow rims, and red and white boots. She is Amy Rose. The second girl is a 26 year old humanoid female squirrel/chipmunk hybrid with short red hair, a tan upper face, muzzle, throat, underbelly, and underside of her tail, a black nose, blue eyes, and wearing a blue vest and blue boots. She is Princess Sally Acorn, Amy's older sister. The third girl is an 18 year old female plant-like creature with light green skin, green hair with fuchsia almost-budding roses on each side, aqua blue eyes, and wearing a green long-sleeved dress with a white, petal-like skirt with green tips at the ends, white stockings, and green ballet slippers. She is Cosmo the Seedrian, Amy and Sally's little sister. The fourth girl is an 8 year old female lion cub with peach fur, round ears with tan interiors, yellow eyes with teal irises, black pupils, and a white shine, peach markings at the muzzle, underbelly, and around her eyes, tan paw pads, a pink nose, and a tan tuft of fur on her long tail. She is Nala, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's best friend and neighbor from the village. The fifth girl is a small, slender, 10 year old teal female anthro fish creature with pink dorsal fins, pink lips, light green freckles, and wearing a teal sleeveless wetsuit. She is Neptunia, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, and Nala's best friend and neighbor from the village. The sixth girl is a slender, beautiful 14 year old female anthro squirrel with tan fur with light tan markings at the muzzle, inside her small, rounded ears, and underneath her bushy tail, a white bucktooth, long orange-red hip-length hair tied in a braid, long limbs, cyan blue eyes, a dark red nose, and wearing a pink headband with a matching ribbon centered on top, a pink long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with the sleeves slightly rolled up and oversized tails that are never tucked in, and indigo jean pants. She is Tammy, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Nala, and Neptunia's best friend and neighbor from the village. The seventh girl is a slender, beautiful female bat with light bown fur, a peach muzzle, belly, and feet, yellow eyes with dark blue irises, pink ear innards, and mahogany wing innards. She is Foxglove, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Nala, Neptunia, and Tammy's best friend and neighbor from the village. The eighth girl is female 3 year old anthro rabbit with white fur, long ears with pink interiors, a pink nose, and wearing a purple short-sleeved long loose dress, and sometimes carries a light yellow rabbit doll wearing a pink sleeveless dress. She is Tagalong Rabbit, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, and Foxglove's best friend and neighbor from the village. The ninth girl is a 4 year old female anthro badger with gray fur, black and white stripes, a black nose, blue eyes, and wearing a pink sleeveless dress with a thin red sash around her waist. She is Michelle, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, and Tagalong's best friend and neighbor from the village. The tenth girl is a 9 year old girl bandicoot with light red fur, a cream underbelly, blue eyes, a black nose, short blonde hair with spiky bangs, and wearing a white tanktop with one strap on the right shoulder, a purple wristband on her left shoulder, blue baggy jean pants, and red shoes. She is Sabrina Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's little sister and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle's best friend and neighbor from the village. The eleventh girl is a girl bandicoot who is the same age as Tagalong with short blonde hair with a peekaboo bang, blue eyes, a black nose, light red orange fur, a yellow underbelly, and wearing a pink short-sleeved dress, white leggings, and black Mary Jane shoes. She is Lisa Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, and Sabrina's little live-in cousin and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The last girl is an almost muscular female bandicoot who is the same age as Sabrina with red brown fur, a peach underbelly, green eyes, short asymmetrical spike blonde hair with blue dyed bangs, and wearing a black cropped tanktop, a brown belt with a gold buckle, army camouflage shorts, white socks, and black cargo boots. She is Shawna Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's other little live-in cousin, Sabrina's twin cousin, Lisa's older cousin, and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The first boy is a psychokinetic male hedgehog with silver white fur, tan skin, gold eyes, a black nose, silver white wavy spiky quills, a white patch of fur on his chest, neck, and back, and wearing white gloves with gold rims and aqua blue light-up linings on his palms, hands, and rims, and white boots with black and aqua blue markings, gold ankle rims with a pink gem, and an aqua blue light-up lining on the ankle rims. He is Silver the Hedgehog, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, and Sabrina's older brother, Lisa and Shawna's older live-in cousin, and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The second boy is a 16 year old male bumblebee with black fur, peach skin, a black and yellow striped rear and antennae, yellow eyes, a black nose, clear blue bee wings, a white stinger, and wearing a black aviator helmet with a red rim and with orange and black goggles, white gloves with black rims, an orange zip-up sleeveless shirt with black shoulder rims, a white neck rim, and a yellow bumblebee symbol on the left side, black pants, and orange and white shoes. He is Charmy Bee, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, and Silver's little brother, Sabrina's older brother, Lisa and Shawna's other older live-in cousin, and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The third boy is a male lion cub who is the same age as Nala with gold yellow fur, rounded ears with black tips and pink interiors, yellow eyes with ruby red irises, black pupils, and a white shine, light gold yellow markings at the muzzle, underbelly, and toes, brown paw pads, a pink nose, black whiskers, and a light reddish brown tuft of fur on his long tail. He is Simba, Nala's boyfriend and Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, Lisa, Shawna, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle's best friend and neighbor from the village. The fourth boy is a male fish who is the same age as Neptunia with yellow gills, blue and light blue striped fins, and green eyes. He is Flounder, Neptunia's boyfriend and Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, Lisa, Shawna, Nala, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, Michelle, and Simba's best friend and neighbor from the village. The fifth boy is a male anthro chipmunk with brown fur, a tan muzzle, underbelly, and underside of his brief tail, a black and white stripe down his back, a black nose, a small white bucktooth, and wearing a tan fedora hat with a black ribbon and a brown long-sleeved bomber jacket with fluffy white trimming. He is Chip, Tammy's boyfriend and Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, Lisa, Shawna, Nala, Neptunia, Foxglove, Tagalong, Michelle, Simba, and Flounder's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The sixth boy is a male anthro chipmunk with brown fur, a tan muzzle, underbelly, and underside of his brief tail, a black and white stripe down his back, a red nose, a small white bucktooth, and wearing a red short-sleeved Hawaiian shirt with yellow leaf patterns. He is Dale, Chip’s younger twin brother, Foxglove's boyfriend, and Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, Lisa, Shawna, Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Tagalong, Michelle, Simba, and Flounder's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The seventh boy is a male rabbit who is the same age as Michelle with gray fur, long ears with pink interiors, hazel brown eyes, a pink nose, a white patch of fur on his chest, peach markings at the muzzle, underbelly, and toes, pink paw pads, and a white cottontail. He is Thumper, Tagalong's boyfriend and Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, Lisa, Shawna, Nala, Tammy, Foxglove, Michelle, Simba, Flounder, Chip, and Dale's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The eighth boy is a male skunk who is the same age as Lisa with black fur, a white tuft of fur on his head and black stripe down his back, a light grayish brown muzzle, palms, soles, and underbelly, a black nose, and blue eyes. He is Flower, Michelle's boyfriend and Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, Lisa, Shawna, Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, Simba, Flounder, Chip, Dale, and Thumper's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The ninth boy is a boy bandicoot who is the same age as Michelle and Thumper with orange fur, a yellow underbelly, green eyes, a black nose, short brown mohawk-like spiky hair, and wearing a white tanktop with a black line around the torso, blue pants, and brown and white converse shoes. He is Mohawk Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, and Sabrina's little brother, Lisa's other older live-in cousin, Shawna's other little live-in cousin, and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, Michelle, Simba, Flounder, Chip, Dale, Thumper, and Flower's other best friend and neighbor from the village. The tenth boy is a 7 year old boy bandicoot with red fur, a cream underbelly, short umber brown crewcut-like hair, brown eyes, a black nose, and wearing a black short-sleeved shirt with the white number 96 on the front, brown pants, and black boots. He is Luz Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Sabrina, and Shawna's little live-in cousin, Lisa's older brother, Mohawk's older live-in cousin, and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, Michelle, Simba, Flounder, Chip, Dale, Thumper, and Flower's other best friend and neighbor from the village. And the last boy is an almost well-built male bandicoot who is the same age as Sabrina and Shawna with orange fur, a gold yellow underbelly, blue eyes, a short blonde mohawk-styled hair with blue dyed spiky edges, and wearing a black tanktop, a brown belt with a gold buckle, army camouflage pants, and black cargo boots. He is Shawn Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, and Charmy's little live-in cousin, Sabrina's twin live-in cousin, Lisa, Mohawk, and Luz's older live-in cousin, Shawna's twin brother, and Nala, Neptunia, Tammy, Foxglove, Tagalong, Michelle, Simba, Flounder, Chip, Dale, Thumper, and Flower's other best friend and neighbor from the village. As they left, they walked towards the village with Amy carrying a red-covered book, heading for the local bookshop, for Amy, Sally, and Cosmo are the only bookworms in the village, yet they are considered the "Odd ones" by the villagers, except their friends, brothers, sisters, and cousins. As they walked, Amy's group happily watched two small bluebirds fly by peacefully, and then Amy, Sally, and Cosmo begins singing as they and Amy's group continued their way)
Amy: Little town
It's a quiet village
Sally: Everyday
Like the one before
Cosmo: Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say....
(Then, assorted villagers came out to greet each other)
Villagers: Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
(Amy's group noticed a baker named Wreck-It-Ralph walking by with bread)
Amy: There goes Ralph the baker
With his tray like always
Sally: The same old bread and rolls to sell
Cosmo: Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
Amy, Sally, and Cosmo: To this poor provincial town
(Ralph greeted them happily)
Ralph: Good morning, girls!
Amy's group: Good morning, Ralph!
Ralph: Where are you off to today?
Amy: The bookshop.
Cosmo: Amy, Sally, and I just finished a most wonderful story!
Sally: About a beanstalk and an ogre!
Ralph: (Happily) That's wonderful! Wish you all luck! (To Merida) Merida! The baguettes! Hurry up!
Merida: Oui, my dear Ralph!
Luz: (Rolling his eyes with a chuckle) Good grief!
(The female members of Amy's group giggled a bit and after they, Merida, and Ralph waved goodbye to each other, resumed their walk as the villagers started singing while doing their own daily businesses)
Villagers: Look, there they go
Those three girls are strange, no question
Male villager chasing pig: (Before also being chased by the pig) Dazed and distracted can't you tell?
Old female villager: Never part of any crowd
Male barber: 'Cause their heads are on some cloud
Villagers: No denying
They're all funny girls
That Amy, Sally, and Cosmo
(Amy's group just ignored their gossiping and hitched a ride on a wagon to the bookshop)
Male villager 1: Bonjour
Tammy: Good day
Male villager 1: How is your family?
Female villager 3: Bonjour
Fishmonger: (Flirting with the third female villager, much to his wife's annoyance) Good day
Female villager 3: (Just before the wife hits the fishmonger on his head with a rolling pin) How is your wife?
Female villager 4: (Handling her six babies) I need six eggs
Male villager 2: (Observing some jewelry) That's too expensive
Amy: There must be more
Than this provincial life
(Then, Amy's group entered the bookshop with a mountaineer named Kristoff and his wife, Anna, noticing them)
Kristoff: Oh, good morning, guys.
Anna: Hello.
Sally: Good morning, Kristoff.
Cosmo: Hi, Anna.
Amy: (Giving him the book) I came to return the book I borrowed.
Kristoff: (Smiles) Finished already?
Amy: (Nods) Well, I couldn't put it down. (Looks in the shelves) You got anything new?
Kristoff: Well, not since yesterday.
Michelle: (Chuckles a bit) They do love their books.
Flower: (Agreeing with Michelle) That's why they're the only bookworms in the village.
Cosmo: (Nods in agreement) It's okay....
Amy: (Browses the shelf again) I'll borrow.... (Snatches a blue-covered book) This one.
(Anna accepted it from Amy before looking at it)
Anna: That one? (Chuckles a bit) But you've read it twice.
Amy: But it's me and my siblings, cousins, and friends' favorite!
(She swings on the ladder, rolling down the track)
Nala: Far off places.
Neptunia: Daring swordfights.
Tagalong: Magic smells.
(Thumper chuckled a bit at Tagalong's comment)
Thumper: (Correcting his girlfriend politely) That's "Spells," Tagalong.
(Realizing her mistake, Tagalong chuckled a bit as well and changed the word, after which he let her)
Tagalong: (Chuckling) Oh, yes. Thanks, Thumper. (Correcting the word in her comment) Magic spells.
Sally: And a prince in disguise.
Cosmo: True story.
Anna: (Chuckles a bit) Well, if you like it so much, it's yours.
Kristoff: You can keep it if you like.
(Anna gave it back to Amy as Amy's group got surprised)
Sally: But Kristoff, Anna....
Simba: You shouldn't have.
(Amy's group exited the bookshop)
Anna: Now come, I insist.
Kristoff: Go right ahead.
Cosmo: (Giving in happily) Oh, thank you both so very much.
Kristoff: Enjoy your day and your new book.
Anna: And thank you for paying for it out of respect.
Amy's group: You too on a good day!
Amy: Au revoir!
(Amy's group happily left with Amy reading her new book after waving goodbye with Kristoff and Anna while three male villagers noticed)
Villagers: Look there they go
Those girls are so peculiar
I wonder if they're feeling well
Female villagers: With a dreamy far-off look
Male villagers: And their noses stuck in a book
Villagers: What a puzzle to the rest of us are that Amy, Sally, and Cosmo
(The group sat on the edge of a fountain as a herd of sheep were passing by, with some of them stopping to look at the group with some of them sitting)
Amy: Oh, isn’t this amazing?
Lisa: (Playfully) What's that?
Amy: It’s my favorite part because, you’ll see
Sally: Here’s where she meets Prince Charming
Cosmo: But she won’t discover that it’s him until chapter three
(Then, a herder shoved the stray sheep away before leaving)
Shawn: (Shrugs) Those sheep sometimes....
(They got up and left, passing the hat shop while an older female anthro rabbit named Judy Hopps and a male anthro fox named Nick Wilde were inside, with Judy trying on some hats)
Judy: Now it’s no wonder
That their names mean "Beloved," "Princess," and "Universal"
Their looks have got no parallel
Nick: But behind those fair facade
I’m afraid they’re rather odd
Very different from the rest of us
Villagers: They’re nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us are Amy, Sally, and Cosmo
(A flock of geese flew overhead and one was shot down when a rifle shot was heard. Then three male Badnik robots, two male regular robots, a male anthro wolf, and a male anthro dingo came running over into the middle of the road and held the bag open, only for the dead goose to fall a yard in front of them. The first male Badnik robot resembles a tall chicken with a silver body, black eyes, a dark gray marking on the upper part of his torso, a dark gray belt with a red buckle, a red chicken-like hair on his head, two red tail feathers, a red chicken goatee underneath a yellow beak, and yellow long chicken legs. He is Scratch. The second male Badnik robot is a tank-like robot with teal armor, a small drill-like nose, two drills for hands, a silver antenna sticking out of the top of his head, black cat-like pupils, a yellow neck collar, a white clock-like meter on his belly, and silver tank wheels for legs. He is Grounder, Scratch’s partner. The last male Badnik robot resembles a monkey with red fur and ears, peach skin, black eyes, a black nose, silver armored clothing that resembles a janitor’s outfit with three yellow buttons on the belly, a yellow lightbulb on his head, and red leg boots. He is Coconuts. The first male regular robot is a short, round male teal-colored robot with red lips, yellow eyebags, two white fangs sticking out from inside his bottom lip, yellow and orange antennae on his head, and wearing a black eyemask and black boots. He is Buzz. The last male regular robot is a tall, skinny male teal-colored robot with yellow eyebags, a yellow mole below the right side of his chin, yellow and orange antennae on his head, and wearing a teal long-sleeved lab coat with a gold yellow collar, gold yellow gloves, a black eyemask, teal pants, black shoes, and an orange cord extending from his back to the back of his head. He is Delete, Buzz's partner. The male anthro wolf has gray fur, triangular ears with dark gray interiors, orangish yellow eyes, a dark indigo nose, a dark gray tail, sharp white fangs, a short light purplish blue goatee and shaggy hair, and wearing a black long-sleeved bounty hunter suit with dark red and orangish yellow body armor, a yellow emblem, dark red armored boots with gray armored spurs, dark red armored gloves, and a long, flowing purple floors-length cape with blue shoulder rims and yellow skull-shaped emblems on the shoulders. He is Sleet, a bounty hunter. And the male anthro dingo is large and muscular with orange fur, triangular ears with dark brown interiors, dark red lips, a dark brown nose, light yellow eyes and light green pupils, a yellow tail and shaggy mane from the top of his head all the way down to his back, an Australian accent, and wearing a pair of small, round glasses with purple lenses on his nose, light brown armored gloves, green shorts, a light brown armored belt with a light brown armored buckle, a dark brown cuffed boot on his right foot, a light brown bandage-like, knee-high boot on his left foot, and a gold earring on his left ear. He is Dingo, another bounty hunter and Sleet's partner, and he has the ability to be transformed into anything by Sleet)
Sleet: (Glaring flatly) Missed, boys.
Dingo: (Glaring flatly) Oh, so close, mates.
(Buzz, Delete, and the Badniks placed the goose inside before they, Sleet, and Dingo ran to three figures and a male. The first figure is a human man with a bald head, a medium sized pink nose, a big orange mustache, and wearing silver goggles on his bald head, dark blue sunglasses, a red long-sleeved, scientist-like jacket with white linings and yellow buttons and rims, white gloves, a black long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit underneath, and black boots with white soles and laces. He is Dr. Eggman, the popular hunter, war soldier, and evil scientist of the village, as well as the ladies' man. The second figure is a 16 year old boy that almost looks like Sora, but with almost pale skin, short jet black spiky hair, yellow eyes, and wearing a black and red long-sleeved bodily vein-like tunic, red vein-like gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around his waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, dark pale red vein-like leg boots, sometimes wears a black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with tiny silver chains at the handle's hilt and two blue reptile-like eyes on each side of the handle. He is Vanitas, Eggman's partner and also the village's popular ladies' man, hunter, war soldier, and bounty hunter besides Sleet and Dingo. The last figure is a crystal-like hedgehog that resembles Shadow the Hedgehog with black, white, and purple shading all over his body, red eyes, and green snake-like pupils and no mouth and nose. He is Mephiles the Dark, Eggman and Vanitas' partner and another one of the village's popular ladies' man, hunter, and war soldier, and he has the ability to disguise himself as a normal hedgehog. And the male is a man with pale green skin, a pointy chin, long black slicked down hair with a curl at the end, pale green eyebags, black eyebrows, and wearing a purple long-sleeved coat with a red interior and lighter purple sleeve rims, a white long-sleeved shirt, a black bow tie, a lavender belt with a lavender jewel on a light yellow buckle, black pants, and black boots. He is Hacker, Buzz and Delete's boss and Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles' assistant)
Scratch: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Dr. Robotnik!
Grounder: Scratch's right.
Delete: You, Vanitas, and Mephiles're the greatest hunters and war heroes in the whole world!
Eggman: (Grins in agreement) I know.
Vanitas: (Grins in agreement) Thanks for the pep talk.
Mephiles: (Grins in agreement) And flattery.
Hacker: (Casually shrugging) Save the applause for them.
Dingo: You got it.
Delete: Yeah, I bet that no beast could stand a chance against you three.
Dingo: Even though Sleet and I are mutant beasts.
Hacker: And no girl for that matter.
Buzz: Well said, boss!
Coconuts: Yep-er-rooney!
Sleet: (Under his breath) Speaking of which....
Eggman: It's true, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Buzz, Delete, Hacker, Sleet, and Dingo.
Vanitas: (Points to Amy's group) And Eggman, Mephiles, and I've got our sights set on those three babes.
Mephiles: My sentiments exactly!
Buzz and Delete: (Noticing Amy's group) What?
Coconuts: (Noticing in agreement) You mean two of those six adult bandicoots' daughters?
Hacker: (Grins, along with Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles) Yes.
Mephiles: Of course.
Eggman: They're the ones!
Vanitas: Amy's the girl Eggman's going to marry like I will with Sally and Mephiles with Cosmo.
Coconuts: B-But, they....
Mephiles: The most beautiful girls in town!
Scratch: Buzz, Delete, Grounder, Coconuts, and I know that, but....
Delete: Don't you think...?
(Sleet elbows Scratch while Hacker roughly grabbed Buzz and Delete and Hacker, Sleet and Dingo agree with Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles)
Sleet: Well, that makes them the best.
Eggman: (Grabs Grounder) And don't Vanitas, Mephiles, and I deserve the best?
Grounder: Well, of course you do, but....
Delete: (Choking a bit from Hacker's grasp) Clear as crystal!
Buzz: (Choking a bit from Hacker's grasp) But....
(The man dropped the tank-like robot before he, the dark boy, and the crystal-like hedgehog sang, looking at their reflections and fixing themselves smugly while Hacker released Buzz and Delete roughly)
Eggman: Right from the moment
When we met them, saw them
Vanitas: We all said they're gorgeous and we fell
Mephiles: Here in town there’s only them
Who're as beautiful as us
Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles: So I'm making plans to woo and marry Amy, Sally, and Cosmo
(Then, Amy's group walked by Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles with the three following them, passing by three girls named Scarlett, Sammy, and Sky)
Total Drama Girls: Look there they go
Aren’t they dreamy?
Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles
Oh, they’re so cute
Be still my heart
I’m hardly breathing
They’re such tall, dark, strong, and handsome brutes
(With that, the three fainted as Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles struggled to catch up to Amy's group, who easily walked through the crowd in town)
Villager 1: Bonjour
Eggman: Pardon
Villager 2: Good day
Villager 3: Mais oui
Villager 4: You call this bacon?
Villager 5: What lovely grapes
Villager 6: Some cheese
Villager 7: Ten yards
Villager 6: One pound
Vanitas: Excuse us
Villager 8: I'll get the knife
Mephiles: Please let us through
Villager 9: This bread
Villager 10: Those fish
Villager 9: It's stale
Villager 10: They smell
Villager 11: Madame's mistaken
Amy, Sally, and Cosmo: There must be more than this provincial life
Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles: Just watch
We're going to make Amy, Sally, and Cosmo our wives
(The villagers gathered around Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles and eventually surrounded them)
Villagers: Look there they go
Three girls who're strange but special
Three most peculiar madamoiselles
It's a pity and a sin
They don't quite fit in
(Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles then took a shortcut from the rooftop of a house towards a tree)
Male villagers: But they really are three funny girls
Female villagers: Three beauties but three funny girls
Villagers: They really are three funny girls
That Amy, Sally, and Cosmo
Assorted villagers: Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
(As the song ended, As the song ended, Amy's group looked back at the crowd, who were finished and doing their own business)
Mohawk: (To Sabrina) Gossiping about our sisters again.
Sabrina: (Rolling her eyes in agreement with him) Oh, brother.
(They then shrugged, going back to their routine before a familiar man, dark boy, and crystal-like hedgehog landed in front of them)
Eggman: Hello, Amy.
Vanitas: Bonjour, Sally.
Mephile: Good day, Cosmo.
Amy: (In a flat polite tone) Bonjour, Eggman.
Sally: (In a flat polite tone) Hello, Vanitas.
Cosmo: (In a flat polite tone) Hi, Mephiles.
Amy's group: (In a flat tone) Hey.
(Eggman then snatched her book, chuckling a bit in a calm cruel way)
Amy: (Annoyed) Eggman, can I have my book back please?
(Eggman handed Vanitas the book)
Neptunia: She said "Please."
(Then Vanitas handed Mephiles the book)
Chip: Come on.
(Mephiles only examined it, turning the pages)
Mephiles: How can you read something like this? There's no pictures.
Sally: Well, some people use their imaginations.
(Amy's group snickered a little)
Dale: (Giggling) Good one, Sally.
(Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles only sighed, looking at the three)
Mephiles: Look, it's about time you, your siblings, cousins, and friends got your heads out of these books.
(Mephiles tossed the book in a mud puddle as they gasped)
Shawna: Hey!
Eggman: And paid attention to someone more important.
Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles: Like us.
(The female pink hedgehog only grabbed the book, cleaning it up while the Total Drama girls sighed lovingly)
Simba: (Scoffs) Like you, Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles?
Flounder: Three dorks?
Vanitas: Like us, yes, but dorks, no.
Eggman: The whole town's talking about it.
Vanitas: It's not right for women, their siblings, cousins, and friends like you to read.
Mephiles: Sooner or later, they start getting ideas.... And thinking.
Sally: (Frowns nonchalantly) You're positively primeval, you three.
Vanitas: Thanks, Sally.
Eggman: That was an insult, but we'll accept!
(He, Vanitas, and Mephiles prepared to place their arms around Amy, Sally, and Cosmo respectively, with the three girls all looking uncomfortable)
Mephiles: So, what do you say you three and us ditch your siblings, cousins, and buddy friends and walk over to the tavern and look at mine, Eggman, and Vanitas' trophies?
Cosmo: (Backing away) Maybe some other time, Mephiles.
Sky: What's wrong with those girls?
Sammy: Those girls are crazy.
Scarlett: (Lovingly) But those three hunks are gorgeous.
(The group only backed away from Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles)
Amy: Please, Sally, Cosmo, and I can't.
Sally: We have to go home and help our parents out.
Silver: As well as our aunts, uncles, Dingodile, Tiny, and Aku-Aku.
Cosmo: Goodbye.
(That was when, after catching up with Buzz and Delete to Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles, Sleet, Dingo, and Hacker smirked while they and the Badniks spoke)
Sleet: You mean those crazy loony bandicoots?
Dingo: Along with those mookish mutants?
Scratch: And that goody-two-shoes mask?
Grounder: They need all the help they can get!
Coconuts: They're such buffoons!
Buzz: And dopes!
Hacker: And they're losers!
Delete: (Shrugs) Heck, Orange Boy can't even remember to tie his own shoes.
(The eleven only laughed cruelly until Amy, Sally, and Cosmo spoke up angrily while their siblings, cousins, and friends glared angrily)
Sally: (Angrily) Oh, you eleven are so immature!
Cosmo: (Angrily) Acting like such children!
Nala: (Angrily and sarcastically) Very funny!
Amy: (Angrily) And don't talk about our parents and relatives that way!
Michelle: (Angrily) Shame on you!
(Eggman, Vanitas, Mephiles, and even Hacker, Sleet, and Dingo then acted like they're standing up for the three girls)
Mephiles: Yeah, don't talk about their parents and relatives that way, boys!
Hacker: Yes, shame on you, duncebuckets!
(Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles respectively bopped the Badniks on each of their own heads with their own fists)
Scratch: (Upon being bonked) Ow! (Recovers while rubbing his bonked head a bit, along with Grounder and Coconuts) But you laughed, too!
Buzz: (Angrily and defensively) What was that for?
Delete: (Confused) Why...?
(Eggman slaps him, Grounder, and Coconuts while Hacker gave Buzz and Delete the death glare)
Scratch: Okay. Shutting up.
Amy: (Angrily) Besides, me, Sally, and Cosmo's parents and relatives are not crazy! They're geniuses.
Sally: (Angrily) And while Aku-Aku is good-hearted, he and our relatives are especially not too goody-two-shoed!
Cosmo: (Angrily) And despite Dad, sometimes, forgets to tie his own shoes, he, along with our relatives, are definitely also not mooks and losers!
Michelle: (Angrily) That's right!
Flounder: (Angrily) You big bullies!
Chip: (Angrily) And you can take that to the bank!
Dale: (Angrily in agreement with Chip) You tell them, Chipper!
(Then, an explosion was heard at the cottage. They looked at it in shock and concern sand quickly ran while Eggman, Vanitas, Mephiles, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Sleet, Dingo, Buzz, Delete, and Hacker laughed again, even when Sleet and Hacker slapped Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Buzz, and Delete down. At Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's home, Amy's group arrived before they went to the basement, where there was smoke everywhere)
Amy's group: Mom, Dad? (Mother, Father?) (Mommy, Daddy?) Aunt Coco, Uncle Sombra? (Uncle Crash, Aunt Tawna?) Uncle Crunch, Aunt Sonya? (Uncle Coco, Uncle Sombra?) Dingodile, Tiny? Aku-Aku?
(In the middle of the room, a male bandicoot was coughing while stuck in a barrel, with another male bandicoot and a female bandicoot helping him out, a third male bandicoot, two more female bandicoots, a male half dingo, half crocodile mutant, a male mutant Tasmanian tiger, and a male tiki mask watching on in concern and confusion. The first male bandicoot is a male orange-furred bandicoot with orange fur, a gold yellow underbelly, a black nose, brown eyes, a dark orange spiky mohawk on top of his head, and wearing red fingerless gloves, blue pants, white socks, and red shoes with white shoelaces. He is Crash Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Mohawk, and Sabrina's father and Luz, Lisa, Shawn, and Shawna's live-in uncle, and the one stuck in the barrel. The second male bandicoot is a male bandicoot with little bit muscular arms, red fur, a butter yellow muzzle and underbelly, short dark red spiky emo-like hair, a black nose, brown eyes, dark red ear innards, a silver mechanical left arm and hand, and wearing a white furred shoulder plate on his left shoulder with a gray support belt, black pants with a navy blue armored waistline, black knee-high armored boots, and sometimes wields a navy blue thick-bladed sword with a silver and white handle and red orange Wumpa fruit outlines on both sides of the blade. He is Sombra Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Mohawk, Sabrina, Shawn, and Shawna's live-in uncle and Luz and Lisa's father, and the one helping the first female bandicoot free Crash from of the barrel. The last male bandicoot is a male red brown furred bandicoot with red brown fur, a peach underbelly, a mechanical right arm and hand, and wearing a silver armored armband on his left shoulder, a black belt with a silver buckle, green and black camouflage pants, and black boots. He is Crunch Bandicoot, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa's live-in uncle and Shawn and Shawna's father, and he was the one who was coughing a bit while watching Sombra and Tawna free Crash. The first female bandicoot is a female orange-furred bandicoot with a slim figure, a gold yellow muzzle and underbelly, long, wavy, blonde, shoulder-length hair, red lips, long black eyelashes, a small black nose, green eyes, a small bobbed tail, and wearing a pink tank top with a white neck rim, straps, and outline of Crash Bandicoot's face, navy blue denim shorts, white socks, and red and white converse shoes. She is Tawna Bandicoot, Crash's wife, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Mohawk, and Sabrina's mother, and Luz, Lisa, Shawn, and Shawna's live-in aunt, and she was the one helping Crash out of the barrel with Crunch. The second female bandicoot is a female orange-furred bandicoot with long blonde hair tied in a ponytail with a purple flower on the side, orange fur, a gold yellow underbelly, blue eyes, and wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, blue overalls, and pink shoes with white soles. She is Coco Bandicoot, Crash's little sister, Sombra's wife, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Mohawk, Sabrina, Shawn, and Shawna's live-in aunt, and Luz and Lisa's mother, and she was the one watching Sombra and Tawna help Crash out of the barrel. The last female bandicoot is a female orange-furred bandicoot with a slightly muscular figure, a gold yellow muzzle and underbelly, short spiky blonde mohawk-like hair with blue streaks, pale pink lips, long black eyelashes, a small black nose, green eyes, and wearing a pink tanktop with a blue and yellow line decal on the chest, a blue bandana around her neck, a brown short-sleeved leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders, brown leather gloves with metal braces that are fingerless except her ring fingers, tight blue patched legging-like jean pants with two brown leather belts, dark brown steel-toed boots with pink leg warmers, and three gold hoop-shaped earrings in her right ear. She is Sonya Bandicoot, Tawna's twin sister, Crunch's wife, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa's live-in aunt, and Shawn and Shawna's mother, and she was the one watching Sombra and Tawna help Crash out of the barrel with Crunch and Coco. The male half dingo, half crocodile mutant has brown fur, brown eyes, a pig-like nose, sharp teeth, cream markings at the muzzle, palms, toes, and undersides of his arms, a long thick tapering green tail with a yellow underside, with the underside also on his chest and belly, and pale green spikes on his tail, triangular pointy ears with cream ear innards, and wearing tan pants and sometimes carried a flamethrower complete with a backpack-like generator. He doesn't wear a shirt and is also depicted barefoot. He is Dingodile, a friend of the bandicoots', and he was the one watching Sombra and Tawna help Crash out of the barrel with Crunch, Coco, and Sonya. The male mutant Tasmanian tiger has orange fur, yellow eyes, a big black nose, thick black brown eyebrows, a yellow muzzle, sharp teeth, pointy brown claws, triangular pointy ears, a brown tuft on his long tail, and brown stripes on his back fur and wearing a gold gladiator helmet, a gold armored arm gauntlet on his right arm, brown shoulder pads with silver spikes, silver metal bracelets, a brown suspender belt around the torso supporting his arm gauntlet, a green leopard-spotted loincloth with a gray wrap support, and red and white converse shoes, and sometimes wielded a gold trident. He doesn't wear a shirt. He is Tiny Tiger, another friend of the bandicoots' and Dingodile's partner, and he was the one watching Sombra and Tawna help Crash out of the barrel with Crunch, Coco, Sonya, and Dingodile. And the male tiki mask has red, blue, and yellow feathers on top, glowing yellow eyes, pink wooden lips, and brown wooden skin. He is Aku-Aku, a wise mentor to the bandicoots, Dingodile, and Tiny, and he was the one watching Sombra and Tawna help Crash out of the barrel with Crunch, Coco, Sonya, Dingodile, and Tiny)
Crunch: (Coughing a bit) Man, how did this happen?
(Sombra and Tawna cleaned Crash up a bit after male latter was popped free from the barrel with some help from his spin attack, looking concerned with the others, and then they noticed Amy's group coming in to check on them)
Sally: Are you alright, Father?
Crash: Yes.
Coco: The engine exploded again.
Tawna: Even shot my husband in the barrel.
Crash: And Tawna and I'm ready to give up.... (Glares at the machine) On this measly piece of junk!
(He kicks the machine lightly, though it hurt his foot a bit. Amy's group giggled a bit along with the rest of Crash's group, except Aku-Aku, knowing he said that before)
Crash: Whoa! Yeowch!
Cosmo: You always say that.
Dingodile: (Wiping some soot off of his muzzle with a napkin) Yet you always pick yourself up, mate.
Crash: I mean it this time! We'll never get this thing working on time!
Amy: Of course you will, and you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow.
(Crash crosses his arms and scoffed)
Sally: (Nods) And you might become a great inventor.
Cosmo: Next to Mom, of course.
Michelle: Along with Coco, Sombra, Crunch, and Sonya.
Flower: Not to mention Dingodile and Tiny.
Charmy: And Aku-Aku's a great mentor.
Crash: (Surprised) You really believe that?
Amy and Crash's group except Crash: Yes.
Tawna: We always have believed in you besides ourselves.
Aku-Aku: And so do we.
(Crash smiled, grabbing a wrench)
Crash: Then what are we waiting for? Let's get started! We'll have this thing done in no time!
Dingodile: Told ya so, Crash.
(Crash's group then placed on some goggles and some aprons for the females before continuing)
Tiny: Oh, and could you hand Tiny that dog-legged clencher, Amy.
Amy: Of course.
(She grabbed the clencher from the desk, giving it to her)
Tawna: So, girls, did you have fun in town today?
Coco: Any new books?
Amy: Well, I got a new book...
Sally: Listen, Father, do you and Mother think Amy, Cosmo, and I are.... Well, odd?
Tawna: (Shocked) You, odd?
Crash's group except Crash and Tawna: (Aghast) What?
Crash: Where did you get that idea from?
Cosmo: Well, I don't know. It's just that, well.... People talk.
Charmy: Obviously gossiping about our sisters again.
Amy: Well, it is true, but the truth is, we don't have anyone else to talk to.... Aside from you guys and some of our friends in this village.
Crash: Well, what about Eggman, Vanitas, and Mephiles?
Tawna: They seem like stout gentlemen.
Sally: Not to mention dumb, arrogant, and disrespectful.
Amy: And rude, selfish, and conceited, and....
Cosmo: (Sighs) Oh, they're not the right types for me, Amy, nor Sally.
Aku-Aku: (Nods in deep thought loudly) Well, that is the case and being true.... (Smiles reassuringly) But don't lose hope of finding new friends. And you may never know who will be your Mr. Rights eventually.
Amy, Sally, and Cosmo: (Hopefully) Really?
Aku-Aku: (Nods) Yes.
(Then, the two bandicoots' group came out from under the machine as Crash continued)
Crash: In other words, not to worry, girls. Because this invention's going to be the start of a new life for us.
Tawna: And I think that about does it.
(She grabs the lever)
Crash: Let's give this thing a test, shall we?
Sombra: And hope it won't blow up again.
(Tawna pulled the lever and the machine started whirling, then as the group prepared to brace themselves, it started chopping wood, then sprang it to a small wood pile, and much to the group's surprise, then happiness)
Bandicoot kids: It works!
Tawna: It does?
(Another one nearly hits Crash, forcing him to duck)
Tawna: (Happily) Oh, my gosh!
Crash: (Chuckles a bit as they realize) It does!
Tagalong: Yay!
Cosmo: Yes!
Amy: You did it!
Sally: You really did it!
Thumper: We knew you could do it!
Shawn: Yeah! Just believe and you'll do it!
Crunch: That's right.
Crash: Now we're off to the fair!
(Then, another wood hits his head, dizzying him)
Crash: Whoa!
(Later that day, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo helped their parents, with Crash no longer dizzied, pack the invention in a wagon with a young male polar bear cub, a young male tiger cub, and a young male Tyrannosaurus Rex. The young male polar bear cub has white fur, a black nose, rounded ears with taupe ear innards, black paw pads, and blue eyes. He is Polar, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Silver, Charmy, Crash, Tawna, Mohawk, and Sabrina's pet polar bear cub, and he is the one whom Crash and Tawna are riding on. The young male tiger cub with orange fur, black stripes, rounded ears with cream colored ear innards, a black nose, a cream colored muzzle, underbelly, and paws, black paw pads, black claws, green eyes, and long black whiskers. He is Pura, Coco, Sombra, Luz, and Lisa's pet polar bear cub, and he is the one whom Coco, Sombra, and Tiny are riding on. And the young male Tyrannosaurus Rex has light green scales, a lime green underbelly, sharp white teeth and nail claws, and blue eyes. He is Baby T, the bandicoots' pet baby Tyrannosaurus Rex, and he is the one who Crunch, Sonya, and Dingodile are riding on. And these three animals are waiting to pull it)
Shawna: That should do it.
(Once done packing, Crash and Tawna climbed onto the seat of the wagon and Crash held the reins holding the three animals. The two then turned to their daughters with smiles)
Tawna: Girls, we won't be gone long. So take care.
Girls: We will!
Crash: Oh, and Amy, Sally, Cosmo?
Amy, Sally, and Cosmo: Hm?
Crash: Any souvenirs my wife, our relatives, friends, mentor, and I can bring home for you three and the others?
Tawna: Name them.
Silver: Charmy and I like our own new comic books.
Charmy: Each issue number 1 of "Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs."
Nala: And silk nightclothes to keep me warm and cool all year around.
Neptunia: A new bottle of sunscreen.
Tammy: And a new fashion magazine, makeup kit, new doll, and tea party playset for me, Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle.
Foxglove, Tagalong, and Michelle: Pretty please.
Sabrina: And a new MP3 player, along with some new earbuds, a new sleeping bag complete with a new pillow and air mattress for me and Lisa.
Lisa: Yep!
Shawna: And a new soccer ball and nail file for me and Simba.
Simba: My old one's worn out.
Flounder: And some of those delicious beignets imported from New Orleans.
Chip and Dale: And some new jetpacks, steel drum and drum mallets, and bongo drums for us, Thumper, and Flower.
Thumper and Flower: We waited so long to get them.
Mohawk: And a new basketball hoop, along with a new basketball, and a new video game and punching bag for Luz and Shawn.
Luz and Shawn: Yeah!
Amy, Sally, and Cosmo: And we'd like each a rose for us.
Lisa: Please?
Aku-Aku: (To the rest of Amy's group with a soft smile) Very well on Silver, Charmy, the bandicoot kids, and your friends.
Dingodile: (To Amy, Sally, and Cosmo with an amazed soft smile) but wow, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo, another rose gift?
Sally: They're mine, Cosmo, and Amy's favorite flower.
Cosmo: Doesn't matter what color we want.
Amy: It's important that we just get each one from you.
Lisa: Yes. Who doesn't like roses?
Michelle: They're pretty.
(The six adult bandicoots, Aku-Aku, Dingodile, and Tiny contemplated a bit with soft smiles, and then chuckled a bit, giving in)
Crash: Aw, how could we refuse?
Tawna: Okay. Two copies of two new comic books, silk nightclothes, a new bottle of sunscreen, new fashion magazine....
Tiny: New makeup kit, doll, tea party playset....
Dingodile: A new MP3 player, some new earbuds, a new sleeping bag, new pillow, new air mattress....
Crunch: A new soccer ball, new nail file, some beignets, some new jetpacks, a steel drum, some steel drum mallets....
Sonya: Some bongo drums, a new basketball hoop, new basketball, new video game, new punching bag, and three roses, it is.
Crash's group: We promise.
(They ride off, with both groups waving goodbye)
Amy's group: (Waving) Goodbye, Mom and Dad, (Mother, Father,) (Mommy, Daddy,) guys!
Luz: (Waving) Good luck!
Crash's group: (Waving) Goodbye!
Sombra: (Waving) Take care while we're gone!
Coco: (To Amy, Sally, and Cosmo) And keep an eye on your siblings, cousins, and friends.
Amy, Sally, and Cosmo: (Calling out in agreement) We will!
Sonya: (To Silver, Charmy, and the bandicoot kids, waving) Goodbye, sweeties!
Crunch: (To the kids' friends) Goodbye, children!
(Then, after that, the adult bandicoots, mask, mutants, and the polar bear, tiger, and Tyrannosaurus Rex pulling the wagon left)
Coming up: Crash's group get lost while trying to get to the fair and after being chased and almost ambushed by tigers, stumble upon a certain seemingly forgotten eternal winter-encased castle and its inhabitants.
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