Bill's PC

Bill's PC is a mysterious device in which you store all your Pokémon, humans, and credit cards passwords. You can't store any of those things on your PC because you're PC's crap! All you can do is put stickers on your balls. This is why everybody loves Bill's PC and hates you and your crummy PC with Windows Infinity. Bill's PC is an advanced form of the Matrix (not to say the Matrix is simple) that Bill has haxxored his way into and developed for the good of humanity.
We don't know how Bill made his PC, or who Bill is. We just know that it got made, and he's done this thing with the NT filesystem where you can't see parts of his PC. Bill REALLY liked Jurassic Park, but he was preoccupied with whether he could, that Bill didn’t stop to think if they should should have put the "Uh uh uh!" antivirus that permanently locked him out of his own system.
To this day, Sir Billiard cannot access his PC, but Red always knew tha password!
==Stuff on Bill's PC==
Idk what's on Bill's PC. I could give you the root directory and tell you to go find all his juicy pictures of Nurse Joy, but to be honest that's boring and LAME. And also it would get our wiki shut down, so we can't have that. So here's a select few pictures from what we could decrypt. One of them is a Pokémon meme!
Ahahahreal.gif|You get this error for not typing in the password despite it not being password protected.
File:Wot.jpg|A shame he pirated
File:U-u.jpg|ANOTHER shame he pirated
File:O-o.jpg|Maybe he's just a weeb at this point
File:Lolshrek.png|A movie he pirated
I wounded what Gannon.jpg|ANOTHER movie he pirated
AG670 Avatar.png|His Number Captain OC
Images (9).jpg|Some weird Flash shame he is making
File:IPhone 69.jpg|What's in his homework folder
File:Fail.jpg|Some meme thats in his downloads folder
Other findings include a file named "Sermon of why I am not bisexual.txt". Don't know what that's about, but I think he wants us to think that he isn't gay.
==How to hack it!==
First, to hack it, you need to say the magic word. Now what's a magic word? It's something like the numbers or , or it could even be . We will never know as Bill has rootkitted his system 32 times. But if you could, rather than stop to think if you should hack into it, you'd be able to steal EVERYONE's Pokémon. Now that's a Job for Anonymous right there. But the only ones who we know who have been able to hack into it and change the password were the Italian Dinosaurs, who gave themselves Shiny Pokémon at Level 9999, before being banned from the UnUniverse and sent back to the Dinosaur World.
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