To Steal an Battlecruiser

To Steal an Battlecruiser is an episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.
==Synopsis==
While on a errand, Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver, Wonder Man and Reptil steal an battlecruiser.
==Transcript==
*(This episode begins at Avengers Tower)
*(Song: I Still Believe)
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*(Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver, Wonder Man and Reptil arrives)
*Dan Zembrovski: There, there, Mordecai. We know it hurts more but that blonde girl named Jeannie will forgive you. Let's go the others needs us.
*Mordecai: Right.
*Power Woman: Here.
*Mordecai: Uh, what's this?
*Power Woman: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you six on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one gooseberry. Clear?
*Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver, Wonder Man and Reptil: Clear.
*Power Man: How do you expect them to find gooseberry on Market?
*(At Market)
*Wonder Man: I got everything but the gooseberries. Any luck?
*Dan Zembrovski: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
*Wonder Man: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
*Dan Zembrovski: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
*Wonder Man: Yes! 
*Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver, Wonder Man and Reptil: Gooseberries!
*Wonder Man: How much for the whole crate?
*Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
*Randy Cunningham: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
*Manager: From Kurse? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
*Reptil: Why are you smiling about?
*Mordecai: The obvious answer to our problem.
*Quicksilver: Right. So what's the plan.
*Dan Zembrovski: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
*Reptil: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
*Mordecai: You go. We're getting what we came for.
*Wonder Man: Wait, Mordo, Dan, Randy, Humberto-- [Groans]
*Dark Elf: You there!
*Mordecai: We'll just put this back.
*Wonder Man: Run!
*Kurse: Stop them!
*Wonder Man: You made me lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
*Dan Zembrovski: Even? Please. We had the whole situation under control.
*Wonder Man: [Groans] Come here!
*Dark Elf: Where they go?
*Wonder Man: [Grunts] Whoa!
*Dark Elf: Up there!
*Reptil: Power Man!
*Wonder Man: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
*Dark Elf: Split up!
*Pilot: [Gasps]
*Power Man: Oh. Hey, you don't have any gooseberries, do you?
*Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
*Dark Elf: Heads up!
*Pilot: [Whimpers]
*Wonder Man: Never actually flown one of these before. Whoa!
*Dark Elf: Look out!
*Wonder Man: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver and Reptil wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
*Quicksilver: Great. Just what we need. Wonder Man? Wonder Man! Hey, Wonder Man, let us in!
*Wonder Man: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
*Reptil: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
*Wonder Man: I let you in, we're even.
*Randy Cunningham: Fine!
*Wonder Man: You have to say it!
*Mordecai: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
*(Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver and Reptil hopes to the battlecruiser)
*Wonder Man: Don't crowd me. I'm flying here.
*Dan Zembrovski: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
*Wonder Man: Whoa!
*Mordecai: Turn the ship!
*Wonder Man: Let go!
*Reptil: Turn the ship!
*Wonder Man: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
*Quicksilver: Gain altitude.
*Wonder Man: I know.
*Randy Cunningham: Wonder Man.
*Wonder Man: [Grunting]
*Dan Zembrovski: We think we're too low.
*Wonder Man: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
*Mordecai: We need to turn. Turn!
*Wonder Man: [Grunts] How did you know?
*Mordecai: Not sure. I just... knew.
*Wonder Man: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
*(At Avengers Tower)
*Power Man: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
*Power Woman: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
*Power Man: [Chuckles] On a wild gooseberry chase?
*Wonder Man: Wonder Man to Power Woman.
*Power Woman: Ah, right on cue. Go ahead, Wonder Man.
*Wonder Man: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
*Power Woman: We thought you might. Look, don't worry about the gooseberries.
*Quicksilver: Yeah, gooseberries. Uh, we found some. Then we found them again. But we smashed them.
*Wonder Man: Just cut to the chase, Quicksilver.
*Power Man: Wait! What are we hearing? It sounds like--
*Randy Cunningham: Yeah, about that. See, um-- well-- We stole a battlecruiser.
*Power Man: You what?
*Wonder Man: He's taking it better than we thought.
*Power man: Get rid of it!
*All: Do we have to?
*Power Man: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locator beacon.
*Wonder Man: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (To Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver and Reptil) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
*Reptil: Well, which one?
*Power Man: It's the red and the blue.
*Quicksilver: Right. Got it. W-We mean... got it a long time ago. You know, back when we first boarded. Right away. Immediately.
*Power Man: Stealing a battlecruiser attracts unwanted attention. Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Fly straight there. Do not stop. And don't do anything.
*Wonder Man: On our way. Wonder Man out.
*Mordecai: That went well.
*Wonder Man: Yeah.
*Dan Zembrovski: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
*Wonder Man: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
*Randy Cunningham: Wait. What's that? Looks like smoke.
*Wonder Man: Yeah.
*Quicksilver: Only... We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
*Wonder Man: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
*Reptil: What's the worst that could happen?
*Wonder Man: Well, we both wind up dead.
*Mordecai: Besides that.
*Wonder Man: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Gooseberry.
*Randy Cunningham: Gooseberry? Seriously?
*Wonder Man: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
*Kurse: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
*Wonder Man: You sure?
*Dan Zembrovski: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
*Kurse: A battlecruiser? This is Kurse My men reported a stolen battlecruiser.
*Wonder Man: That's not the battlecruiser you're looking for. It's a totally different supercarrier. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
*Kurse: Commander, repeat your operating number.
*Wonder Man: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
*Kurse: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that battlecruiser again, take your shot.
*Wonder Man: Don't think he's taking Commander Gooseberry's orders anymore.
*(Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver and Reptil release the prisoners)
*Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
*Kurse: I want dark elves up top, now!
*Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver and Reptil: Whoa.
*Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
*Kurse: Open fire.
*Wonder Man: That gun turret's gonna be a problem. This bird has no shields.
*Reptil: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
*Dark Elf: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
*Randy Cunningham: Gotcha.
*Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver and Reptil: Whoa.
*Dark Elf: Wait! You did all this for fruit?
*Quicksilver: No! Okay, maybe a little. There's gotta be something useful in here. A wrench? A wrench! All for fruit! [Gasps] Not bad, ace.
*Wonder Man: Gotcha!
*Reptil: Uh, how are you flying this thing?
*Wonder Man: [Grunting]
*Mordecai: Thanks for the save. Guess we owe you now.
*Wonder Man: Let's just say we're eternally even. Oh. You collect these, right?
*Dan Zembrovski: Yeah. So, what do we do about the battlecruiser? [Chuckling]
*Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver, Wonder Man and Reptil: [Chuckling]
*Power Man: Ah, they should have been here by now.
*Power Woman: Over there!
*Wonder Man: One fresh gooseberry, as ordered.
*Power Woman: Thank you, kind sir.
*Wonder Man: Team effort.
*Power Man: Forget about the fruit. Where's the battlecruiser?
*Wonder Man: [Sighs] We crashed it.
*Randy Cunningham: On purpose. Uh, we didn't want it to fall back into the Kurse's hand.
*Power Man: That's what we like to hear.
*Wonder Man: [Sighs, chuckles]
*Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Quicksilver, Wonder Man and Reptil: [Grunts, laughing]
*Power Woman: At least they got rid of the battlecruiser.
*Power Man: [Inhales, exhales]
*Wonder Man: Uh. [Sighs]
*[End of To Steal an Battlecruiser]
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