The Walketh Of the Shadows

I am William, i seeth shadows at which hour i tryeth to wend to catch but a wink, I heareth loud screams, this is scaring me, Blood is red, the sky is blue, i desire i waketh up alive anon 'long with thee.
AHHHH THOSE GENTS ART HITHER!!! I WILT RUNNEH HENCE FROM THESE BEASTS!! AHHHHH THOSE GENTS ARE CATCHING UP!!! IM NOT GOING TO MAKETH IT!!! AHHHHHH. ALLOWETH WEND OF ME THEE NO MORE BRAIN THAN STONE BEASTS!!!
AHHHHHH IM GOING TO KICKETH THE BUCKET!!! I DONT WANTEH TO KICKETH THE BUCKET, NOT LIKETH THIS!!! HO, GIVETH ME BACKETH MINE OWN MINECRAFT BODKIN!!!!
AHHHH IT HURTS AHHHH!!! GONE, GONE THEE NO MORE BRAIN THAN STONE LIKE A TOAD, UGLY AND VENEMOUS SHADOWY MONSTERS!!!
Shadow: Who is’t is eft f’r some rampallian kicking?
William runs hence and burns his house down, *noteth yond his family isn’t home. *
So then and mine own family hath moved hence from this house and we are anon in somewh’re far hence from most wondrous Britian, though I still has’t conceit about it.
The Endeth
Bonuses: notes from the author and trivia
== Trivia ==
William is named after William Shakespeare.
(more coming soon)
== Note from the author ==
I was inspired to make this when I was reading king author and got the idea.
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