Walter Knite

"JESSE! WAKE UP! WE NEED TO SAVE HOLLOWNECKS!" -Walter Knite
Walter Knite (Waltuh for short I guess) is the highest higher peeing and was only just created yesterday. It was made when the Cringe Lord (aka The NIght) fused with the dead body of Walter White after his death in Breaking Balls. It's possible that there will be a shame coming out February 30th, 2023 called Walter Knite's Big Ass Quest.
== Superpowers ==
* Existing
* Breathing Oxygen
* Cooking Lifeblood
* Being Walter White
* Knowing the Ending to Breaking Balls
These are 5 out of many superpowers Walter Knite has. Even though Walter Knite has a brain to think, a will to break, and a voice to say fuck, Waltuh cannot succumb to The Imposter and her sussy light beams. Not to worry about it, the Cringe Lord already slaughtered her.
== What He Does Now ==
Walter Knite hates William Pellen for some reason. Maybe it's because he still won't release Half-Life 3 or let him star in Hollow Day. Conspiracy theorist Scatman agrees. Some other conspiracy theorists like Morshu think that Waltuh likes fingers, but not kids being named after them. Maybe it's because he misses Finger from his past life as a Lifeblood Dealer? Maybe you should have stopped those half measures Waltuh....
Jesse Pinkman, now a bottle of Pink Sauce, still is Waltuh's partner. Walter Knite, after realizing his horrible actions towards Jesse and everyone else, apologized to Jesse when finally reuniting with him in Alaska. The two then fled to Europa to become Lifeblood cooks in Hollownecks.
The Tan King was so happy to see Walter Knite that he suddenly came back to life because even gods like him worshipped him. He then decided to become a hobo and give Walter Knite the keys to the kingdumb. Then Waltuh flat out MURDERED Horny and made the Tan King pissed. Now Waltuh and Jesse are saving Hollownecks from its own ruler, The Tan King's Penis.
== Trivia ==
* The highest peeing before Walter Knite was Hector Salamanca.
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* Ok seriously I watch too much Breaking Bad
* That show that stopped me from finishing this 9 days ago was Better Call Saul.
* Ok I seriously can't come up with anything. Just scroll back up, this article lost its funny.