The Happy Turtle Jingle

"The Happy Turtle Jingle" is a song in Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade. It was composed and arranged by Mitsuto Suzuki. The lyrics were written by Motomu Toriyama and translated into English by Ben Sabin and Ryan Patterson.
There are two versions of "The Happy Turtle Jingle": "かめ道楽の歌 (Japanese Ver.)" and "かめ道楽の歌 (Global Ver.)". Both are simply titled "The Happy Turtle Jingle" in English.
The Japanese Ver. was sung by non. The Global Ver. was sung by Jenny Shima.
==Lyrics==
The official lyrics were released on Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade Original Soundtrack.
===Japanese Ver.===
;Japanese
:かめ　かめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ　かめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:おいしいお酒で　すてきなひととき
:ここにくれば　ゆめ心地
:おぼえてないなら　無礼講
:呑めば　甲羅も　かるくなる
:天にものぼる　かめ心地
:人生１００年　かめ万年
:おひとりさまも　だんたいさまも
:かけつけいっぱい　とりあえずいっぱい
:いつでも　どこでも　かめいっぱい
:はめはめはめ　はずしちゃおう
:かめ　かめ　かめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:はめはめはめ　はずしちゃおう
:かめかめ　かめかめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ道楽〜 ♪
:はめはめはめ　はずしちゃおう
:かめ　かめ　かめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:はめはめはめ　はずしちゃおう
:かめかめ　かめかめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ　かめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ　かめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ　かめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ　かめ　かめかめ　かめ道楽〜 ♪
:かめ道楽〜 ♪
;Rōmaji
:Kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Oishī o sake de sutekina hitotoki
:Koko ni kureba yume kokochi
:Oboe tenainara bureikō
:Nomeba kōra mo karuku naru
:Ten ni mo noboru kame gokochi
:Jinsei 100-nen kame man'nen
:O hitori-sama moda ntai sama mo
:Kaketsuke ippai toriaezu ippai
:Itsu demo doko demo kame ippai
:Hame hame hame hazushi chaō
:Kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Hame hame hame hazushi chaō
:Kame kame kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Hame hame hame hazushi chaō
:Kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Hame hame hame hazushi chaō
:Kame kame kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame kame kame kame kame dōraku〜 ♪
:Kame dōraku〜 ♪
===Global Ver.===
:Oh the joy and cheer that await at the Happy Turtle.
:Think of all the fun that you'll have at the Happy Turtle.
:Leave your pond and drop on by. Everyone loves our ambience.
:Take a seat and you'll find you're in paradise.
:No need to feel uptight; we're all family here.
:Take a sip and you'll see how great life can be.
:Your head'll start to swim like it's in the sea.
:Let us raise a glass to all terrapins.
:We don't care if you're alone or you bring a bunch of friends.
:We'll never turn you down, 'cause our bar's the best, bar none.
:Life has tortoise to try hard, so we raised the bar!
:Come out, come out, come out, come out of your shell.
:Party, party, party, party all night.
:Come out, come out, come out, come out of your shell.
:Party, party, party, party, party, party, party all night
:At the Happy Turtle.
:Come out, come out, come out, come out of your shell.
:Party, party, party, party all night.
:Come out, come out, come out, come out of your shell.
:Party, party, party, party, party, party, party all night.
:Come out, come out, come out, come out of your shell.
:Party, party, party, party all night.
:Come out, come out, come out, come out of your shell.
:Party, party, party, party, party, party, party all night.
:Oh the joy and cheer that await at the Happy Turtle.
:Think of all the fun that you'll have at the Happy Turtle.
:Oh the joy and cheer that await at the Happy Turtle.
:Think of all the fun that you'll have at the Happy Turtle.
:At the Happy Turtle.
==Game appearances==
===Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade===
"The Happy Turtle Jingle" plays during The Happy Turtle Ad Campaign questline. It plays on a jukebox near the Happy Turtle Newsletter 2 located in the southeast tip of the Residential Area, close to Wedge, in the Sector 7 Slums.
Both versions of "The Happy Turtle Jingle" are the 11th and 20th tracks of disc 3 on Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade Original Soundtrack.
"The Happy Turtle Jingle ft. Old Snapper" is an arrangement featuring the character Old Snapper, composed and arranged by Mitsuto Suzuki and Tsuyoshi Sekito. It plays on a jukebox next to Old Snapper.
"The Happy Turtle Jingle ft. Old Snapper" also has two versions: "かめ道楽音頭 featuring かめおじさん (Japanese Ver.)" and "かめ道楽音頭 featuring かめおじさん (Global Ver.)". Both are also simply titled "The Happy Turtle Jingle ft. Old Snapper" in English.
The Japanese Ver. was sung by Kosuke Echigoya. The Global Ver. was sung by Paolo Andrea Di Pietro.
Category:Event themes from Final Fantasy VII Remake