Game Over/Quotes

==Homer Simpson==
====Throughout the level====
*Oh no, not these jerks again.
====During the William Shakespeare fight====
*Here's a soliloquy: You suck!
*Write a sonnet about that!
*You're an iambic jerk!
*I'm going to mock you in your lame-**s style!
*I should be fighting Francis Bacon! He's the one who wrote your plays!
*You've got nothing on Tom Clancy.
*What else did you write that I can make into an insult?
==Bart Simpson==
====During the William Shakespeare fight====
*Write a JOKE, loser!
*Even your Cliff Note's are boring.
*If not for the vanity of actors, your work would've been long forgotten.
*Only Lisa likes you!
*Shakespeare in love? Shakespeare in pain!
====Throughout the level====
*I feel a little undressed in shorts.
*I knew Heaven would be filled with jerks, but this is ridiculous.
*Hey... Heaven smells like lotion.
*Ha-Ha, you loggers are dead!
*Sweet! More dolphins for me to kill!
*(To Benjamin Franklin) I'll frame your Constitution!
==Marge Simpson==
====During the final boss====
*Even the whites can suck at games!
*I pray for you, oh Lord, but you are not good at video games.
*Where are those curtains I prayed for?
==Lisa Simpson==
*Aliens? I'd thought you had your own Heaven!
*Those who don't learn from past levels will be forced to repeat them.
*Heaven is Zen! I love it!
*Ugh! I can't believe I built another Star Block!
*(To God) You were a real jerk in the Old Testament!
==William Shakespeare==
*To be, or not to be, that is- ow, ow, OW!!
*Why does no one preform "The Winter's Tale"?
*I wish I could've written more limericks.
*Alas, Horatio, I kicked your butts!
*(Impersonating Mr. T) I pity the fool who fights William Shakespeare!
*All the world's a stage-for me to whump your **s.
*(To Homer and Bart) A plaque on both your **sess!
*I'm gonna go all Macbeth on your **sess!
*I'll tame your shrew!
*Get ready to see "Shakespeare in Hate"!
==Benjamin Franklin==
*Oh, my Poor Richard's lower back. I wish I was back in Tony Hawk's Underground 2!
*Ow! My giant **s!
*Gout! My gout!
*Oh, I'm flatter than a one hundred dollar bill.
==God==
*First Original Sin, now this.
*Great. Way to hurt God's feelings.
*God's got game!
*Beard power activate!
*God is great at gaming!
*God's got mad skill!
==Heaven's Announcer==
*Sandals must be worn at all times in Heavenly Showers.
*Aliens must shower before entering pools.
*Remember that God loves you and video games.
*Movie titles do not appear on the bill.
Category:Quotes
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