星のとなりの空け者 ～織姫～ (Hoshi no Tonari no Utsukemono ~Orihime~)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
彼は行ってしまった　天の川の向こう側 	Kare wa itte shimatta Amanogawa no mukou-gawa 	He's gone now, across the Milky Way,
約束の日は一度も晴れたことがない 	Yakusoku no hi wa ichido mo hareta koto ga nai 	And the promised day has never been clear
神様のいじわるに抗う方法を探して 	Kamisama no ijiwaru ni aragau houhou o sagashite 	Searching for ways to oppose this divine prank,
カッパという妖怪が川を渡れると知った 	Kappa toiu youkai ga kawa o watareru to shitta 	I learned that kappa could cross the Way
 	 	
だけどカッパは滅多に見つからない 	Dakedo kappa wa metta ni mitsukaranai 	But kappa are rarely to be found,
とんでもないレア妖怪 	Tondemonai rea youkai 	A phenomenally rare youkai
困り果てたある日街外れで 	Komarihateta aru hi machihazure de 	And one day, on the outskirts of town,
妖怪の群れに遭遇した 	Youkai no mure ni souguu shita 	I encountered a crowd of them...
 	 	
妖怪たちが靴ひも結べなくて泣いてる 	Youkai-tachi ga kutsuhimo musubenakute naiteru 	The youkai cried, their shoelaces untied,
ママにやってもらったのがほどけて泣いてる 	Mama ni yatte moratta no ga hodokete naiteru 	Since their mothers always did it for them
アホすぎて不憫で教えてあげたら 	Aho sugite fubin de oshiete agetara 	Feeling pity for the imbeciles, I taught them, and...
すごい！やけに懐く！グイグイくる！ 	Sugoi! Yake ni natsuku! Guigui kuru! 	Wow! We love you! We'll follow you anywhere!
 	 	
そのような経緯で設立しちゃいました 	Sono you na keii de setsuritsu shichaimashita 	Omitting many more details of that sort,
泣く子も滅ぶ妖怪派遣会社 	Naku ko mo horobu youkai haken kaisha 	I formed a fearsome youkai dispatch company
低能妖怪なんざ低賃金で使っても 	Teinou youkai nanza teichingin de tsukatte mo 	The idiotic youkai were paid low wages,
たまにガムでも与えれば大喜びで働いた 	Tama ni gamu demo ataereba ooyorokobi de hataraita	But given packs of gum, they worked with glee
 	 	
社員の個性（妖術）を生かした営業（脅迫） 	Shain no youjutsu o ikashita kyouhaku 	Their talents made terror-business boom,
政治家とも仲良し（癒着） 	Seijika tomo yuchaku 	And we even got along with politicians
天の川を渡るってサイエンス・フィクション？ 	Amanogawa o wataru tte saiensu fikushon? 	Isn't crossing the Milky Way just science fiction?
経営のほうが大事だろ！ 	Keiei no hou ga daiji daro! 	Management is far more important!
 	 	
妖怪たちが食券買えなくて泣いてる 	Youkai-tachi ga shokken kaenakute naiteru 	The youkai cried, having no meal tickets,
食券というシステムを理解できず泣いてる 	Shokken toiu shisutemu o rikai dekizu naiteru 	Since they didn't understand the system at all
こんなところに経営の落とし穴があるとは 	Konna tokoro ni keiei no otoshiana ga aru to wa 	A management problem here, of all places...?
社食が丸々無駄じゃねーか！ 	Shashoku ga marumaru muda janee ka! 	Is that cafeteria going entirely to waste?!
 	 	
そんなアホな会社の評判を聞きつけて 	Sonna aho na kaisha no hyouban o kikitsukete 	Hearing the reputation of this idiotic company,
一匹のカッパが面接を受けにきた 	Ippiki no kappa ga mensetsu o uke ni kita 	A kappa came over for an interview
カッパって何か引っかかる気がする 	Kappa tte nanika hikkakaru ki ga suru 	Hm, but, what is it about this kappa?
たしかずっと探していたような 	Tashika zutto sagashiteita you na 	I kind of feel like I've been looking for one...
 	 	
七夕の夜　カッパに依頼する 	Tanabata no yoru kappa ni irai suru 	On the night of Tanabata, I asked the kappa...
会えない辛さに目を逸らしていた 	Aenai tsurasa ni me o sorashiteita 	I'd ignored the pain of our not meeting...
何かに夢中になって誤魔化した 	Nanika ni muchuu ni natte gomakashita 	I pretended I was simply deep in thought...
だけど今は願う 	Dakedo ima wa negau negau negau 	But now I beg you, beg you,
彦星を連れてきて 	Hikoboshi o tsurete kite 	Bring Hikoboshi to me...
 	 	
カッパは大きく頷いて 	Kappa wa ookiku unazuite 	The kappa swung its head nodding;
「 任せてください 」と言った 	"Makasete kudasai" to itta 	"Just leave it to me," it said...
 	 	
どうして彦星をボコボコにしてんの！？ 	Doushite Hikoboshi o bokoboko ni shiten no?! 	Why the hell are you beating up Hikoboshi?!
デッドオアアライブって発注したっけ？ 	Deddo oa araibu tte hacchuu shitakke? 	Did I specify to bring him dead or alive?
お前も例に漏れずアホ妖怪か！ 	Omae mo rei ni morezu aho youkai ka! 	Just as dumb as the rest, aren't you, youkai?!
帰りはやけに遅いのにパンチは早いのな！ 	Kaeri wa yake ni osoi no ni panchi wa hayai no na!	So slow returning, but such a fast puncher!
 	 	
彦星がノビていた 	Hikoboshi ga nobiteita 	Hikoboshi stood tall,
昔より大人になって 	Mukashi yori otona ni natte 	More mature than he'd been before...
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*vgperson - Romaji Lyrics Source
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