Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes

Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.
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Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall... aka Blocko Land. So don't even try!Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.
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Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.Homer: Is that it?Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.Homer: Is--?Caretaker: That's a tractor.Homer: I see.
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Homer: Kids, how would you... like to go... to Blockoland?!Bart and Lisa: Meh.Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--Bart: We said, meh.Lisa: M-E-H, meh.
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Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not... when I am telling... the truth!
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Homer: Got a problem, Bart?Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.Lisa: [childish singing] Bart's got a girlfriend!Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.Lisa: [childish singing] Bart's got a problem!
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Homer: So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.
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Homer: C'mon, why won't you go out with Bart?Sherri: He's a smelly, ugly dork!
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Homer: I get it! Everything is made out of blocks, even the water.[splashes Lisa]Lisa: Ow, stop.Man: Boat 28, Stop splashing.Homer: Oh yeah, what are going to do about--?[Man approaches the boat]Homer: Uh-oh. [screams and falls in to the water] Ah, leeches!
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Bart: [in car] Oh, why do I get this LEGO shirt?Marge: Don't you mean, Blocko shirt?Bart: Oh, right, Blocko shirt.
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Howard K. Duff VIII: Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!Homer: [groans] Me so hungy.Howard K. Duff VIII: Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand-new Isotope Dog Supreme?[Duffman approaches and holds out a hotdog with toppings]Homer: [sniffs, moans and shudders] So hard to resist! Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... [goes to take a bite, but stops] Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients![Crowd gasps and murmurs]Homer: Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... [grabs the microphone and points at Duffman] ALBUQUERQUE![Crowd gasps]Lenny: He's right!Moe: Yeah! And the wrapper says, "Albuquerque Isotopes"!Sideshow Mel: Homer was right! [stands up and points] They're planning to move the team![Crowd yells angrily]Howard K. Duff VIII: N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.Homer: [grabs the microphone] Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!Crowd: [chanting] Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!Howard K. Duff VIII: Get him out of here!Homer: Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!
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[After the credits finish, cut to the Gracie Films logo]Gracie Films Logo: Shh.Lisa: [offscreen] M-E-H, meh.
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