Taikoo

Taikoos (also called axolotls by people that are dumb and stupid, just like calling shames "games") are pokemon-like creatures that live in the time and space between time and space, and in Minecraft. They are one of the most powerful creatures in the entire UnUniverse, and their UnRanks are massively above that of most UnDefeatables, making them UnDefeatables as well.
Their UnRanks are infinity x 9001 for each of them.
Their heads look like wrapped sweets so that their saliva can produce sugar, and that's why there is a sugar brand named "Taikoo".
== History ==
Their history is largely unknown. A dumb guy named Charles Darwin explained that they evolved from an prehistoric amphibian named Ichthyostega, and this is obviously WRONG, since they have lived on the UnWorld since the Archean times, that's why they called Taikoos (Think: 太古宙 Tàigǔ zhòu -> 太古[1] Tàigǔ -> Taikoo). Myths say their ancestor, Aikoo (called Xolotl by the dumb UnAztecs), the dog-headed soul-guide for the dead, was turned into a taikoo for doing the T-Pose to his brother (now sister), Quetzalcoatl. He then became the God of Taikoos.
== Notes ==
* 太古 is Chinese for Taikoo
Category:Creatures
Category:Animals
Category:Undefeatable