Powerhouse bumpers Quotations

This is a list of Powerhouse bumpers quotations from March 2, 1998 to June 14, 2004.
== Animaniacs ==
Don’t leave up yet. Stay tuned, for more, Animaniacs. (Yakko): Hey, nice hairpiece! (Announcer): Oh, thank you.
And now, back to… (burps) Excuse me.
== Generic ==
You're watching Cartoon Network!
Patience, my friends, patience. The show will be right back.
Now, back to the show. Did you see how your patience paid off?
All aboard! There's more Cartoon Network on the way!
Keep your clothes on! It's time for a real show!
Now, back to the action.
== Tom & Jerry ==
We'll return when Tom regains conscious. Uh, is there a doctor in the audience?! 
You're watching Tom & Jerry, on Cartoon Network.
If you can build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path for your door. Tom will anyway. Tom and Jerry will return!
We'll be right back with Tom and Jerry.
No animals we're harmed in the making of this program, except Tom, Ok, so one animal was harmed. They'll be fine! Tom and Jerry will be right back on Cartoon Network.
Life is a game of cat and mouse. It is for Tom and Jerry anyway, we'll be back.
Nap's over! Tom and Jerry are back, here on Cartoon Network.
Now back to the tale awaiting that is, Tom and Jerry.
And now back to Tom and Jerry.
Square can't fit in a circle, huh? Ouch! Back to the show.
We're back! Let the chase begin!
Tom and Jerry, the rivalry... Oh man, did you see that? Oh ho ho, you just know he's gonna feel that in the morning. Ouch!
Tom and Jerry will return after a short break and stay out of the catnip Tom, you gotta stay in form, pal!
Sure, Jerry gets tired of running for his life from Tom everyday, but on the plus side, it's nice to be needed. Tom and Jerry will be back.
No, Jerry, I don't think you're being paranoid, Tom really is out to get ya! Tom and Jerry will return.
Dogs hates cats, cats eat mice, It's a vicious cycle, maybe we all just get along? Stay tuned for more Tom and Jerry, on Cartoon Network.
You know that Tom would learn that running full speed through a fence would do permanent damage! Yow! That's a dicey situation. Tom and Jerry will be right back.
Go, mouse, go, move, mouse, move, taken by the tail and groove, mouse, groove! Yeah, I always root for the underdog, Tom and Jerry will be back.
Maybe you never will catch Jerry, but on the bright side, millions of people are entertained by your failures. Hey, just trying to cheer you up.
Stick around! Tom had to run out for some ointment, funny word ointment, Ointment. where was I? Oh yeah, Tom and Jerry will be right back.
Careful with that mallet you're swinging, Tom, well, do I look like Jerry mouse to you? Gee!
And now back to the tale of spiritual awakening, that is, Tom and Jerry.
Quit hiding in that mouse hole, Jerry, the viewers want to see some chasing.
While you we're gone, Tom caught Jerry and ate him. Heh heh, just kidding.
Enemies united in their love for fine dairy products. Tom and Jerry are back.
Back to the pair that no health insurance company will touch, Tom and Jerry.
Tonight, take back what's yours, the filth, the cheese, fever vermin!
Now back to more Tom and Jerry, here on Cartoon Network.
Tom and Jerry are back with a vengeance.
Tom and Jerry need to get out of the house more. It seems they're really getting tired of each other
Tom and Jerry are back. Tom is the cat, but you knew that didn't you?
Stick around for more Tom and Jerry, you know at one time, Tom & Jerry were great friends but then Tom discovered a deep and unnerving secret, Jerry was a mouse and it never was the same again.
Why don't you ask nicely, Tom, please, can I eat you Jerry? You see, it's not that hard.
Run, Jerry. Run, there could only be so much steam left in that old cat, my cat just lies around the house coughing up hairballs, more Tom and Jerry is on the way.
Next time, I'm in Las Vegas, I'm putting a couple of bucks on Tom beating Jerry. Ah, sure it's a long shot but with a ka-billion to one odds. What a payout.
Tom and Jerry don't need to speak, they let their actions do the talking forum.
Tom, Jerry, how about a break? I didn't anticipate all this running around, you guys are wearing me out, more Tom and Jerry are on the way.
A mouse hole is made for a mouse, Tom. You have to use the cat hole.
Fur is flying, whiskers are everywhere. This is one big battle of the species!
Who do you like better? Tom or Jerry? I tend to root for the Underdog show, of course, Underdog isn't in this cartoon, so rooting for him. doesn't do me much good.
Today's Tom and Jerry episode is sponsored by Flaxley's better mousetrap, when cats can't catch, bet on black sleep.
Lift up your feet or stand on the chair, Tom and Jerry are back.
Now back to Tom and Jerry, here on Cartoon Network.
Tom, listen, you spent all your time chasing Jerry. Jave you ever even had mouse? It tastes like chicken.
We now return to Tom and Jerry on Cartoon Network.
Hey Tom, I know some good tofu recipes that you would sweat taste like mouse. Just a thought.
Remember not to call Jerry "Gerald". He hates that. Now back to Tom and Jerry.
Tom and Jerry will be right back on Cartoon Network. Sure Tom chases Jerry a lot, but it is great cardiovascular exercise and Tom loves the cardiovascular exercise.
Do you ever learn, Tom? Oof! Evidently not. Tom and Jerry are back.
Tom and Jerry will be right back on Cartoon Network, and if you're keeping a score at home, Tom's got six.. uh, five lives left.
Spike chases Tom, Tom chases Jerry, and Jerry chases... women. Yes, he's a real ladies' mouse.
Eek! A mouse! Oh, hi Jerry.
Dogs like cats, cats like mice, mice like cheese... Hmm, cheese likes... dogs! I can see the pattern there. It's all part of the Tom and Jerry show!
Now back to Tom and Jerry. Hey, Jerry! Get a clue - move out already!
== Tom & Jerry Kids ==
You are watching Tom & Jerry Kids on Cartoon Network.
Okay, Tom and Jerry Kids, that does it, you're grounded! And you can't go out and play until these commercials are over.
Kids will be kids! Tom and Jerry Kids are back, on Cartoon Network.
Tom and Jerry Kids is a prequel to classic Tom and Jerry, but which one is the young Obi-Wan Kenobi? Oops, heh, heh, wrong prequel.
Okay, Tom and Jerry Kids, recess is over, time for more show!
We'll be right back with Tom & Jerry Kids.
And now back to Tom & Jerry Kids.
== The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show ==
You're watching The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show on Cartoon Network.
After a failed boxing career, Rocky thought it would be best to hang out with a moose! I don't know exactly why, but it sure worked out okay! 
Boris and Natasha are nasty, but they call each other "darling", and that's just sweet. 
When we return, Boris and Natasha are reunited with their long-lost cousins, Gormez and Morticia. Keep it here for a very touching Rocky and Bullwinkle. 
I know it's late, but that's okay. Moose and squirrel are nocturnal creatures, I swear! 
According to the show, a dog and a geeky kid travel through time, meet some of the most influential figures of the past, and alter history! Oh, dear lord, no! 
Sibling rivalry now ensues when Rocky and Bullwinkle meet Ricky and Periwinkle, their long lost twins! 
I bet you never knew a flying squirrel could make such a great swooping noise! 
So, you're up late watching a flying squirrel and a moose. Personally, I'm... I'm very proud of you. 
Now here's something you'll really like! Rocky and Bullwinkle are back! 
A little tip: Mr. Peabody doesn't do fetch. The last person who tried it is now stuck in the Dark Ages. 
Boris and Natasha want to skip the commercials! The stinking dummies, that's un-American! Stay tuned. 
No, we don't need a doctor. The fairy tales are SUPPOSED to be fractured! 
Stay tuned for more Rocky and Bullwinkle. And, um, someone needs to tell Boris and Natasha the Cold War is over! 
Now back to Rocky and Bullwinkle on Cartoon Network. 
For his next trick, Bullwinkle is going to pull a rabbit out of his hat. No, wait! That's a commercial! NO! 
We're back with Rocky and-- OW! Careful with the antlers, Bullwinkle! 
Sure, I want to fly like Rocky, but what I really want to do is make that great swooping noise! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOW! I love that sound! 
Got your handcuffs, Dudley? We're back on Cartoon Network. 
== Casper and Friends ==
You're watching Casper and Friends on Cartoon Network.
Now Back to Casper and Friends on Cartoon Network.
Let's Give a Round of Applause from Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Bravo I Love You Casper.
Now Back to Casper and Friends Take a Bow Casper.
== Captain Planet ==
We'll be right back with Captain Planet.
And now back to Captain Planet.
== The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest ==
Now back to The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest on Cartoon Network.
== Flintstones ==
Hey look! Fred's washing his car with the shower! Now back to the Flintstones.
You're watching the Flintstones on Cartoon Network.
Don't look now, but Pebbles has egg on her face, no literally, she has egg on her face! The Flintstones will be right back.
Join the club! Get it, join the club, okay, back to the show.
The Flintstones will be back. Hey Fred, I have an invention we can patent, we'll make a million! I call it... shoes.
Wake up Barney! We're back! Oh, you are awake, it's kind of hard to tell with those flesh-colored eyeballs of yours.
You know, petroleum comes from dinosaurs, so the next time you gas up your jalopy, give a little thanks to Dino. The Flintstones will be back.
We now return to a time where every day is a toga party. The Flintstones are back.
You ever have strange cravings for Brontosaurus meat? If so, you may be a great-great-great-great-great-grandkid of Fred Flintstone. Check your family tree.
Funny cartoons will never become extinct. The Flintstones are back.
Okay, Fred, Wilma heard you. You're home! She's not deaf, you know! Though with yelling like that, she will be. The Flintstones will return.
I love ribs too, Fred, but not so much that I'd let a big rib tip my car over. I mean, how much have you spent on body work so far?
Now back to the Flintstones. Hooray for stone-age TV!
Sure, I know how to have a good time, but for once I'd like to have a yabba-dabba-doo time. Is that too much to ask?
Doo-dabba-yabba! I just thought I'd try something different.
I hope you have workers' compensation at the quarry, Fred, I just know there's gonna be an accident some day when you punch out at the dinosaur time clock.
WILMAAAA! ...Hey. How's it going?
The Flintstones will be right back. Fred, one thought, why do you keep taking Dino to the drive-in? I mean, you know he's just gonna rip a hole through the roof of the car. That's gotta get expensive.
Be glad you have cable. The Flintstones' neighborhood doesn't even have fire yet.
The Flintstones will be right back on Cartoon Network. You know, you gotta give Fred credit, for a caveman his posture is really not all that bad.
A little known fact here, Bamm-Bamm's real name is Baam. You know, with two A's? The Flintstones will be right back.
Welcome back to the Flintstones. Do you think Fred will ever take that tie off?
Next time you bowl, try Fred's technique. You have to watch for splinters, but your opponents will buckle at the mere scent of your feet!
Pull up your favorite boulder, the Flintstones are back.
You've heard of the Missing Link? He's on all the cartons in Bedrock. True story. The Flintstones will be right back on Cartoon Network.
As sure as the world is flat, the Flintstones are back on Cartoon Network.
Nobody can really call Fred a man before his time, because there weren't any. I mean, they were all apes, right? The Flintstones will be right back on Cartoon Network.
Stay tuned. More Flintstones are headed your way on Cartoon Network.
The first garden hoses were short, bulky, and smelled very, very bad.
Dino, Fred's home! Now, give him a big kiss and see if you can guess what he had for lunch. The Flintstones will return on Cartoon Network.
Behold, the giant woolly mammoth. All five foot nine of him.
Dino's bark is worse than his bite. It's his lick that you have to watch out for. The Flintstones will return on Cartoon Network.
Watch out, Fred! That water is teeming with bacteria!
This portion of The Flintstones is sponsored by Dinosaur Chow! Now available in Pterodactyl and Rice flavor.
Now back to the Flintstones on Cartoon Network.
Frisbees weren't really popular in the Stone Age. Dino caught a Frisbee one time and it knocked all of his teeth out. The Flintstones will return in a moment.
Apparently, this scene was filmed before the Ice Age.
Hey, kid, watch where you swing that thing!
Fred, it's sad that you're thrown out of your house every night for that saber-toothed tiger, but come on, what are you doing with a saber-toothed tiger in your house?
We're back! Put your Buffalo lodge hat on! What, you don't have one?!
Notice one of the more distinctive features of the prehistoric man isn't just the sloping forehead but the tremendous calf muscles from all of that driving.
Fred, you've always got stubble. What, you're in the land of razors, for God?
Did you ever notice this show has some sort of rock theme to it? Y'know, FlintSTONEs, BedROCK? Yeah, nothing gets past me, baby.
Now back to the time that people lived with... dinosaurs? Hmm.
Fred, Fred, you really have to watch your cholesterol intake, that egg is as big as your stomach! And there again, that's precisely the problem! 
Back to the little Rubble Rouser.
When we return, Pebbles is going to learn a tough lesson about gravity. No wait, she just learned it.
Now really, Bamm-Bamm, that's rude!
Coming up, the Flintstones are visited by Fred's long-lost cousin, Bert. Stick around, more Flintstones on the way.
He's big, he's brawny, he looks good in leopard skin. Back to Fred.
Stick around, there might be a guest star dropping by or a pop star playing a tune. Barney might even do that thing with his ears. The Flintstones will return.
I'd run for my life too if my pet had teeth the size of Dino's. Yowch!
Wow, try hiding that one next Easter, Fred. Pebbles will never find it! Never mind... The Flintstones will be right back.
Bamm-Bamm, Bamm-Bamm, Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm!
Scrambled, poached, over easy, basted, boiled, Pebbles, however you serve them, the Flintstones will be right back.
== Jetsons ==
You're watching the Jetsons on Cartoon Network.
Stay tuned, more Jetsons are headed your way, right here on Cartoon Network.
May I cut in? The show's coming back on.
When road rage strikes, try listening to an easy listening station, preferably AM. The Jetsons will return in a moment on Cartoon Network.
You know, Judy is awfully young to have white hair. Maybe it's the in thing for teenagers of the future. Hey, it's no weirder than a nose ring!
George Jetson is back, and right on time, but somehow I think Spacely will still chew him out.
Now remember, the left button is the acceleration, and the right button folds your spaceship into a briefcase. You really want to be careful about that.
Jetsons are back. Some kids had stopped up the elevator tube. Real funny.
When we return, George is tempted by the dark side and learns that Elroy is an android. Actually, that's just a new Jetsons script I'm working on. Cool, huh?
Don't worry about understanding why dogs talk in the future, just enjoy the show!
Space and its weightlessness poses a problem to most, however weightlessness is no match to Judy's wayfishness. The Jetsons will return.
There aren't any stars as big as the Jetsons. Except for the Sun, of course. That thing is huge!
Poor Elroy. Instead of receiving a normal wedgie at school, he has become a victim of the dreaded space wedgie. I won't go into details.
Now back to the Jetsons. Feel free to continue dancing.
George, I know Spacely yells at you a lot and it can be upsetting but did you ever think of his feelings? Me neither. What a grouch, huh?
Eep, Opp, Ork, and, of course, Ah-Ah.
We'll return in a moment to the future. How is it possible to return to the future? I don't know, and frankly, I'm a little creeped out by the whole thing.
Elroy, or the Little Dipper as I like to call him, is back with the rest of the Jetsons.
You're watching the Jetsons, here on Cartoon Network.
In space, no one can hear you scream. Which is a good thing because George is about to get an earful. More Jetsons on the way.
Let's go, party girl. Time to get back to work!
Stay tuned, more Jetsons are headed your way. And the way George is driving, you might want to TAKE COVER!
Now back to the Jetsons, right here on Cartoon Network.
They may have upped the speed limit to 500 miles an hour, but bumping into police cars is still a big no-no. More Jetsons are headed your way.
We now return to the Jetsons, here on Cartoon Network.
How do they expect you to drive straight around here? There aren't any yellow lines! Keep watching, more Jetsons to come.
Now back to George Jetson, Jane his wife, daughter Judy, and his son Elroy.
== Scooby Doo ==
You're watching Scooby Doo on Cartoon Network.
We now return to Scooby Doo. He'll be cowering in the corner if you need him.
Uh-oh! Someone's stolen the Scooby Doo Show and replaced it with commercials! Don't worry - Scooby and the gang will get to the bottom of this and be back soon.
Call me crazy, but I think Velma's the cute one. Every time she says "jinkies", I could just die!
If it weren't for you interfering kids! If it weren't for you intrusive kids! Yeah, the bad guys are right. Meddling kids just sounds better.
Shaggy, you've been growing a full goatee for as long as I've known ya! Eat some peach fuzz, man! Give it up and join the clean cut club!
I gotta hand it to Shaggy. If I were being chased by bigfoot, "Zoinks!" wouldn't be the first thing to spring up my lips.
Ingredients for one Scooby Snack: whole flour and a whole bunch of calories!
Werewolves! Witches! 10,000 volt ghosts! Welcome to the freak show!
Werewolves! 10,000 volt ghosts! Welcome to the freak show!
GREAT DANE! We're back!
We'll be back with more Daphne the Vampire Slayer! Hey, she was doing it first!
Shaggy says, "Wow, man! Like, back to the, like, show!".
No case is too large or too small for Scooby and the gang, the only room is that it involve a grown man in a funny costume.
Scooby Doo is back... and he's being chased by a werewolf! Zoinks!
It's high time the show was named after the person who actually solves the mysteries. "Velma, Where Are You?" will return on Cartoon Network.
Nap's over, Shag and Scoob! We're back!
You can stop hiding behind the curtain, Shaggy! Scooby Doo is back!
Why can't you ever solve mysteries in the daytime, Scooby? The dark is so scary!
Okay, Fred, why don't you let someone else drive for a change?
How long has Velma been wearing that neckbrace? It's a turtleneck? Oh, don't I feel silly. Scooby Doo will be right back on Cartoon Network.
Found your glasses, Velma? Good. We're back.
One question: When is it Daphne's turn to drive? Scooby Doo is back on Cartoon Network.
Scooby Doo will be right back on Cartoon Network. Y'know, it's a little known fact, but Daphne's headband, while a fantastic fashion accessory, can also be used as a weapon, if necessary.
When we last left the gang, they were hanging from a rope over ferocious crocodiles and Shaggy has the giggles! Shaggy's about to learn an important lesson: reptiles are not funny!
Aah! It's that red-glowing monster! Oh wait, no, it's just an angry farmer in an electric suit. Back to Scooby!
Hey, Shaggy, dude, I think that Velma kinda likes you. Wise up, man, and stop hanging around with dogs. Girls kiss better. Scooby Doo will be right back.
Bad guys, bad guys, bad guys. When will you learn? You were beaten by kids! And a dog!
== Scooby Doo Movies ==
You're watching Scooby Movies on Cartoon Network.
Lights, camera, and back to the action!
== Dexter's Laboratory ==
You're watching Dexter's Laboratory on Cartoon Network.
Whatever you do, Dee Dee, do not push that button! It will bring this show to a halt! DEE DEE!
Dexter's Laboratory is back on Cartoon Network!
Computer, continue transmission of Dexter's Laboratory on Cartoon Network.
WHAT?! Another commercial?! I shall invent an alternative to our show, capitalist society! Mmm, but what's in it for me?
Not that naive parents will ever notice it, but Dexter's Laboratory is back!
I have yet to make my greatest discovery: Why, my mother never takes off her gloves! Dexter's Laboratory will return!
Dee Dee! Tell the people that Dexter's Laboratory is ba-- Grr, never mind.
I'm smarter than Dexter, and this show should rightfully be called Mandark's Laboratory! We will return to Mandark's Laboratory on Cartoon Network! Ah-ha-ha ha-ha!
Yes, audience, I can read your minds! And shame on you! Dexter will return after these commercials.
And now back to my intellectual inferior, Dexter, on Cartoon Network!
Changing channels in the middle of a Dexter episode does not compute. Stay tuned here on Cartoon Network.
Hey, Dexter! My milkshake maker has 300 flavors!
Hey, Dexter! Do you know what my favorite part of your show is? The commercials!
Now back to more weirdo science with Dexter!
Mom! Dexter's performing weird lab experiments on my dollies again!
Dexter's Lab is off limits. But I know a way we can sneak in!
Intruder alert, Dexter. Dee Dee has entered the lab. Uh-oh. We will return.
Now back to Dexter's greatest lab, me, on Cartoon Network.
Do I look like Rosy the Robot to you, Dexter? Please vacuum your room yourself!
We are back. Dexter needed to give me a tune-up.
My massive intellect predicts Dexter is back on Cartoon Network!
And now back to my sweet, golden-haired daffodil, Dee Dee!
== Johnny Bravo ==
You're watching Johnny Bravo on Cartoon Network.
The ladies love a handyman. Or not.
Johnny's back. He took the bus!
== Powerpuff Girls ==
Little girls that can fly and zip through the air? Well, that's crazy talk. Or is it? The Powerpuff Girls will return.
Now back to- Woah! I forgot she can do that.
Precious little Bubbles. She works so hard. Oh boy, don't do it! I'm telling the professor!
It's the Powerpuff Girls, and it's a bunch of roaches! This is disgusting! Squashed like a bug!
You know, Townsville sure had a lot of crime for such a small town. The Powerpuff Girls will be right back.
Sugar and spice and everything nice! And a little thing called Chemical X. The Powerpuff Girls will return on Cartoon Network.
Thank heaven for little girls. The little girls will be shooting flying laser beam that is what? The Powerpuff Girls will return on Cartoon Network.
Nothing can stop them, except maybe for these yucky bugs, nope! Not even yucky bugs can stop the Powerpuff Girls. They will return.
Are you ready for action, ready for little girls to beat the stuffing out of bad guys, well, you'll have to wait. The Powerpuff Girls will return.
Broken bone, black eye, bloody nose. Greetings, Buttercup will get you, if she finds out you left, better stay put!
We'll be right back with the Powerpuff Girls.
Save the day, girls! Like they need a reminder.
They're all bad guys, The Powerpuff Girls are back.
Making Pokey Oaks Elementary School products. The Powerpuff Girls are back on Cartoon Network.
Sworn to serve and protect. The Powerpuff Girls return on Cartoon Network.
The Powerpuff Girls are all heart. Look out for this one, though, she's a little firecracker.
Powerpuff Girls are back on Cartoon Network, and boy, do they look mad.
And now back to the Powerpuff Girls.
== Courage the Cowardly Dog ==
Don't go anywhere, because we're coming right back! If I have my way, some of us won't be all of us!
Thank goodness, you're back! That's you isn't it? For Pete's sake, say something!
We'll be back in just a minute. Of course, in dog years, that's... Hey, wait! My career could be over by then!
Are we back? Good. They make commercials seem scary on your side.
We'll be back, alright. So don't touch my chair! And don't touch my party mints!
Okay, you can stay for a minute! Just don't go getting cozy.
We'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail. If you don't have a lamb, you could try twiddling your thumbs.
Don't go away. We'll be back in a jiffy! I wonder if anyone's ever tried one.
We're back. If anything's missing, I'm filing a lawsuit!
We're coming right back! And this time, things are gonna be different! Is that a good thing?
Sit, Courage, sit! Stupid dog.
== Ed, Edd n Eddy ==
Ed: When we get back from where we are going, we are going back from where we were, I know people there.
Ed: Were we here just a minute ago? I feel familiar.
Ed: Don't touch that dial! We will be right back! Eddy, what is a dial?
Ed: We're back! You look frightened.
Edd: I would strongly advise against changing the channel during this juncture in our relationship. I have difficulties with abandonment.
Edd: It's good to be back. it's like underwear straight from the dryer!
Eddy: Hey, when we come back, I call dibs on all the makeup scenes!
Eddy: While we were gone, I think I grew a chest hair! What's that sayin' to ya?!
Don't worry, boys. You're gonna love girls later on. Speaking of the Kankers, almost definitely not the Kankers! Ed, Edd n Eddy will be right back.
Now back to more slup 'n gurp fun!
It looks like the boys are all tied up at the moment, so we'll return with more of Ed, Edd n Eddy on Cartoon Network after these messages.
Ed, bite your tongue. No! Your tongue!
Hey, Eds. Why don't you try a little reverse psychology and chase the girls? It just might work. That's how you got here? Nevermind!
Suck 'em if you got 'em! Ed, Edd n Eddy are back!
I'll admit those Kanker girls look lot better with those female decorations. Goodness knows they can't look any worse! 
And now, Double D removes his hat. Made ya look!
Those Kanker girls have got a mean streak in them, and speaking of streak, it's a long run home from that pond, boys! The Eds will be right back.
These guys can't win for losing! The Eds are back.
Eds, you better not be taking a bath, you know it's not Saturday. Is it? We'll be back with more Ed, Edd, and Eddy on Cartoon Network.
Watch as the coaster goes round and round and it comes out here.
Oh, sure, losing your duds is a minor inconvenience, but look at the bright side. Ed's got a chance to air himself out, and we all know he needs it!
We now return to Ed, Edd n Eddy on Cartoon Network.
Ed, Edd n Eddy will return as soon as their clothes too. I told you boys the first rule of skinny dipping: Don't do it!
You've lost your keys on that ride, huh? And look what Double D lost.
Girls, when I told you these boys will give you their shirts off their backs, and I didn't mean their pants too. We'll be back with more Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Boy, the fun never stops! Whoops! Spoke too soon!
We'll be right back with Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
And now back to Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
== Cow and Chicken ==
Yo, you are watching Cow and Chicken on Cartoon Network! Yeah!
I'm turning suffering into art! Not my suffering, of course - Cow and Chicken! (laughs)
Commercial break!
Oh, so much tormenting, so little time. COW AND CHICKEN IS BACK! (chuckles)
Ooh, there's a cow, there's a chicken, and me? Well, think of me as barbeque sauce! Cow and Chicken will be back. Hungry?
Hey, we're like one of the four comedy food groups, you know? Cow and Chicken is back! Yeah!
Chicken: Don't have a cow. Cow and Chicken will be back. Cow: Why can't we have a cow? You do not love me! (sobs) Chicken: It's a joke.
Listen, Cow. I'm the oldest, so I get to be first. Chicken and Cow is back.
Oh, how I love pork butt... Oh, we're back!
Cow and Chicken sure are lucky to have such loving parents. Who knew you could cram so much love between two pairs of legs?
You know the whole "rubber chicken" gag? Not funny.
I could make a joke about udders right now, but I won't. I have too much respect for udders and those who live with them. Cow and Chicken will return.
You know the whole "cow tipping" gag? Not funny.
They freaked out Old MacDonald once too often, so they left the farm and got a TV show! Now they're freaking out the whole country! Cow and Chicken will return!
== Bugs & Daffy ==
Daffy, come down, breathe. That's right, find your center. Right, tiger? Let's go to a commercial. Keep it here, Bugs & Daffy will be right back.
You're watching Bugs & Daffy on Cartoon Network.
Hey Daffy, my down cartoons was getting a little flat and I was wondering if you could loan me some feathers. Hey, it's just 'till payday! Thanks.
We're back! Elmer had to reload.
Elmer, you've been boiling that pot of vegetables all day, let's just forget about the rabbit throw in some tofu and eat. I'm hungry!
We're back and just in time for rabbit and duck season.
You know, when Bugs says What's up doc, he doesn't actually think you're a doctor, it's a figure of speech.
Sorry, we're late, Daffy, I told you we shouldn't have taken that left Albuquerque!
Your favorite Playboy bunny will return! ...No, not that kind, although Bugs does look pretty good in a dress.
Oh, watch the fur & feathers fly! Bugs & Daffy are back.
Bugs, get out of there, that's a boiling pot of soup, not a jacuzzi! Bugs & Daffy will be back.
Now back to the best show north south east and west of the pecos, Bugs & Daffy.
Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny have been bitter rivals for years. It's nice to see them collaborating on something fun for once! Take a bow, Bugs.
Sylvester, have Granny open up a can of tuna for you instead, okay?
Sam, I know you appreciate a good dancer but I think flowers might express your feelings better than bullets. Bugs & Daffy will return.
Sylvester, you ingenious... oh! Back to the show.
What's your target? It is what I think it is? You're not very accurate for a gunslinger, Sammy.
Oh, that's cute. Oh my, look out!
There is really an easier subtler way to ask someone if they would like to dance. Bugs & Daffy will return.
Now back to the dumb cat smart bird show.
A man and his six shooters. A rabbit and his shuffling feet. All part of the high drama that is the Bugs & Daffy show! We will return.
You know, I'm a real fan of Sylvester, get it? Fan!
Bugs & Daffy will be right back, well, Bugs will anyway, Daffy has locked himself in his trailer again, artistic temperament, huh?
Comedy, thy name is Bugs & Daffy. They're back on Cartoon Network.
Mallets are funny, but only in the hands of a professional. Now back to Bugs & Daffy.
Bugs & Daffy will be right back on Cartoon Network to answer the question, can a rabbit and duck get along in this crazy mixed up world of ours? I'm not holding my breath.
Cue rabbit, cue duck, cucumber, Bugs & Daffy are back.
I think something's bothering Daffy. Um, don't call it a hunch, but there's a lot of underlying hostility there. Not healthy. Bugs and Daffy will be right back.
Well uh, guess what doc? You're watching Bugs & Daffy on Cartoon Network.
Stay tuned for more Bugs & Daffy. No! That's Daffy & Bugs. Not this again.
Eh, I'll tell you what's up doc, we're back.
We'll be right back with more Bugs & Laughy. No! That's Daffy! Daffy! You did that on purpose!
Now back to me, glorious me, Daffy Duck, on Cartoon Network.
We temporarily suspend this program in order that our sponsors may prefer their wares to the discriminating consumer. Oh, ready.
We're back with Bugs & Daffy, unless you took a left turn at Albuquerque.
Ain't I a stinker? You sure are, take a bath already and we'll be back. Real cute, Daffy.
Hey Max, you might keep an eye on these commercials from me? I'll be right back, thanks.
Psst. You know what makes the duck so crazy? Latte? Mocha? Cha? He's a caffeinated canard and he's coming right back.
What if Bugs have never met Daffy? Elmer might have turned out alright after all. Nah!
Daffy, put that beak back on! Bugs, untie your ears! We're back!
Parish the coffee, eat your heart out! we'll be back with more Twinkle Toes and Daffy, after this.
We're back! I know Sylvester's just dizzy with excitement.
All right, you rascally varmints! Stick around for more Bugs & Daffy or Yosemite Sam will get mighty ornery and we don't want that! Oh no!
Now back to Bugs, Daffy, Tweetie and the gang, on Cartoon Network.
We'll be back with more Bugs & Daffy. Hey Bugs, is the the rumba or the wattusi?
Thanks for hanging in there! Now back to Bugs and Daffy,
We'll be back after this break, see you Peppy, I hope they show a commercial for air freshener.
Don't touch that dial, Bugs & Daffy are back. Remember dials?
Bugs & Daffy will be right back. Wow, what do you say we crack a few windows in here? Yowza.
Bugs & Daffy are back... with a bang!
Now back to Bugs & Daffy on Cartoon Network.
Have you seen this man? Yosemite Sam is wanted in 13 states for robbing banks, wrestling cattle and shooting dancing bunnies. Stay tuned for more details.
Uh, Houston, we have a liftoff. Houston, we may also have a problem.
We'll return with more of the Bugs & Daffy show, right here, on Cartoon Network.
If cats were meant to fly, they would've been given parachutes.
You're watching The Bugs & Daffy Show on Cartoon Network.
Ok, you folks, break's over, let's go! Back to work!
Roses are red, violets are blue, both smell sweet unlike Pepé Le Pew. Bugs & Daffy will be right back.
Now back to more Bugs & Daffy. On Cartoon Network.
== Batman: The Animated Series ==
You're watching Batman on Cartoon Network.
The caped crusader is back.
== Freakazoid! ==
Freak out! Freakazoid is back on Cartoon Network. 
We'll be right back as soon as Cosgrove's anti-acids kick in. Hey, I told him crime-fighting and corn-dogs don't mix! 
He was kicked out of the Super Friends after painting Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane. Really, Freakazoid. 
Okay, he's a nerd computer ace that runs around in his underwear, and he's dating a hot blonde like Steff? This must be a cartoon! 
He's a super freak, super freak, he's super freaky! 
We'll be right back with Freakazoid.
And now back to Freakazoid.
== Beetlejuice ==
You're watching Beetlejuice on Cartoon Network.
When we return, Beetlejuice's head will spin round round baby, round round round, like a record baby round round round round!
Beetlejuice now returns from the grave and to the show!
== Top Cat ==
You're watching Top Cat, on Cartoon Network.
That's right, sir, just hook up the cable TV to this trash can, charge it to officer Dibble. Heheh.
Now back to Top Cat on Cartoon Network.
Okay, a talking cat I can believe, but a picket fence in New York City with no graffiti? Ha, impossible!
Nice watch, Top Cat. Hey, wait, that's my watch!
== Yogi Bear ==
You're watching Yogi Bear on Cartoon Network.
Ranger's not gonna like this. Ranger's not gonna like that. Booboo, you are one strong puppy.
== Road Rovers ==
You're watching Road Rovers on Cartoon Network.
== Huckleberry Hound ==
You're watching Huckleberry Hound on Cartoon Network.
And now, Huckhound's "Clementine".
What is this? 'Huck of the Jungle'?
Rule number 293: Blue dogs do not operate heavy equipment!
Confident, country, klutz.
Safety first, know your workplace. This employee made one mistake: bowties can be deadly.
Hey! It's time for Huck!
== Underdog ==
You're watching Underdog on Cartoon Network.
Flying dogs? What'll they think of next?
== Time Squad ==
Where in the world is Time Squad? A better question would be, when in the world is Time Squad? Find out after this.
What a way to travel! Time Squad is back!
Now for the show where fun is history! Er, scratch that. Reverse it!
We'll be right back with Time Squad.
And now back to Time Squad.
== Grim and Evil ==
You're watching Grim and Evil on Cartoon Network.
Evil Con Carne can plot world domination and ride a unicycle at the same time! What a talent! Grim and Evil will return.
Give Grim a hand! And a foot. And an arm.
Y'know, Grim really should eat. He's nothing but cloak and bones. Grim and Evil will return.
Grim and Evil are back. It's party time!
Don't get Grim started! He'll just rattle on and on. Grim and Evil will be right back!
Now, more Grim and Evil. Or as I call them, Happy and Giggles!
We'll be right back with Grim and Evil.
And now back to Grim and Evil.
== I Am Weasel. ==
You are watching I Am Weasel, right here on Cartoon Network.
Thank you, thank you, no, no, you’re really too kind. Really, no, this is too much.
Ten and a half pounds of pure rock solid muscle and downy soft fur I Am Weasel!
The baboon and I will return after the break. I assure you, we’re undercover, you see.
Places, everyone! We got a cartoon to get back to.
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