An Andalusian Monkey

An Andalusian Monkey is the first part of the Trailblaze Continuance chapter Banana Outrage: Battles Without Ninja and Humanity. It automatically begins after completing Stranger in a Strange Land and reading the message from The Astral Express Family group chat.
==Steps==
# View the message from the Crew
# Return to the Express and hear about the news from Himeko
# Get seated and take a break
#* (Optional) Talk to your fellow members of the Crew
# Check in at the hotel lobby
# Head to your suite
# Enter the Dreampool and prepare to dive into the dream
#* (Optional) Examine the items inside the room
# Investigate the bizarre monkey... bana?
# Defeat the ape fiendlings summoned by the monkey
# Leave this bizarre dream
==Dialogue==
===View the message from the Crew===
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===Return to the Express and hear about the news from Himeko===
;(Talk to Himeko)
: March 7th: (Trailblazer), you're finally here! We've been waiting for so long.
: Dan Heng: It's only been five minutes.
: Himeko: Since everyone's here, let's get down to business.
: Himeko: The Astral Express just received an invitation to the Planet of Festivities...
: March 7th: Hang on! Why am I getting a sense of deja vu?
: Is it going to be a repeat of the Charmony Festival?
:: March 7th: Even the Planet of Festivities can't possibly hold a festival every day!
: Are we going to look for the Watchmaker's Legacy again?
:: March 7th: I don't think he had that many legacies to leave behind...
: Are we all still in a dream?
:: March 7th: Please don't! We don't need to go through that again!
: Welt: Don't worry — the Express received a normal invitation this time. It's from Penacony's "Paperfold University".
: Himeko: The university plans to hold an academic conference on the topic of "Trailblazing" in the Moment of Sol. The Astral Express has been invited as guests to the conference.
: March 7th: An academic conference... You mean we'll have to sit in an auditorium and spend several system hours talking about a few hundred slides' worth of scholarly discourse?
: Himeko: Don't worry, you can leave such "boring" events to the grown-ups. I will attend the conference with Welt. As for the three of you...
: Himeko: If you are interested, you can enter the university as guest students.
: Guest students?
: Welt: Well, it happens to be the start of the academic term, and Paperfold University is preparing for its Dreamlight Anniversary. These annual festivities serve as both a welcoming gift for new students, and a chance to celebrate for those already enrolled.
: Welt: Why don't you youngsters join the new students? You could explore the campus, experience student life...
: March 7th: D—Do we have to study?
: March 7th: ...That's great! A young cute girl full of energy living her best life on campus? That experience is practically made for me!
: Dan Heng: I hear that Paperfold University is well-known throughout the universe as a top arts school. I would love to check it out too.
: Campus life, here I come!
:: Welt: Campus life...
: Awesome! I'll finally have some academic credentials!
:: March 7th: That's a really practical way of looking at it...
:: Welt: Sorry to disappoint, but Paperfold University doesn't issue certificates to guest students. However, I believe you'll gain something far more valuable than a certificate.
: Help! I don't want to go to school!
:: Welt: Haha, don't worry — guest students don't get a lot of homework. Besides, all of the professors and students are busy preparing for the festivities. Just... treat it as a party.
:: March 7th: Campus life without homework or examinations? That sounds like paradise!
: Himeko: Looks like everyone can't wait. Let's go ahead with that plan, then. I will submit the admission documents to Paperfold University. We'll leave once everyone is ready. Let's all have some fun.
====(Optional) Talk to your fellow members of the Crew====
;(Listen to Welt and Himeko)
: Welt: "Campus..." That word sure brings back a lot of memories.
: Himeko: Now that you mention it, I recall that you had a teaching stint back home. Any delightful stories that come to mind?
: Welt: Haha, too many to count. Then again, these admission documents will take us a while to complete — I'll see if I can dig up any stories for you.
;(Talk to March 7th)
: March 7th: Electives, extracurricular activities, campus parties... I want to try them all!
: Take me along.
:: March 7th: Of course. We're schoolmates now!
: It might not be as fun as you're imagining.
:: March 7th: Ooh, is someone having a case of nerves? We're just going to school. How bad can it be?
: Actually, I've never been to school before.
:: March 7th: You and I are the only ones with ambiguous educational qualifications on the Express... Oh wait, there's Pom-Pom too.
: March 7th: Never mind. Let's just relax and enjoy ourselves on campus. I'll be in your care now, (Trailblazer)!
;(Talk to Dan Heng)
: Dan Heng: As the top university in Penacony, the strict examinations and expensive tuition have deterred many potential candidates. The people who are admitted to the school are either well-known wealthy merchants or exceptionally talented geniuses.
: Dan Heng: Because of this, I hear that the culture on campus has a truly Penaconian flavor. How intriguing.
===Get seated and take a break===
;(Inspect the sofa)
:A comfy couch that makes you drowsy as soon as you lie down on it — let's just hope this trip doesn't send you into another strange dream.
: Ready to go.
::
:: ???: Ba, na, na, na~
:: (Trailblazer): (What is that ruckus?)
:: ???: Ba, na, na, na~
::The strange sounds lingered by your ears, but your drowsiness overcame the noise, and your eyelids remained unmoved...
::...
:;(Continue to dialogue below)
: Talk with the others a little longer.
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: March 7th: We've arrived. (Trailblazer), why do you always fall asleep when we're warping? I couldn't even wake you up.
: I'm tired. Not enough sleep.
:: March 7th: What have you been doing at night instead of sleeping?
: Oh, so that ruckus was you?
:: March 7th: What do you mean ruckus!? I was really gentle when trying to wake you up.
: Uh, what do you mean I fell asleep!?
:: March 7th: Never mind. Just don't look so lost when we're in class later, or you might just sleep yourself to Dreamflux Reef.
: Dan Heng: Alright, let's go check in.
===Check in at the hotel lobby===
;(Immediately after the previous dialogue)
: March 7th: Himeko and Mr. Yang still have to participate in social networking. Being an adult sure is hard.
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;(Talk to Alley)
: Alley: Welcome to The Reverie, distinguished shareholders.
: March 7th: Oh, I almost forgot that we're Penacony's shareholders!
: Alley: Upon hearing the news that you were returning to Penacony, the hotel prepared six Platinum Guest Rooms for your stay. They are ready for you anytime.
: Dan Heng: Six?
: Alley: That's right. Besides the three of you, Miss Himeko, and Mr. Yang... Pom-Pom had already checked in three days ago.
: Pom-Pom?
: March 7th: Pom-Pom? What are you talking about?
: Dan Heng: ...I see. We thank The Family for their gracious hospitality. Please help us with the check-in.
: Alley: Of course. Your Dreamscape Passes have been activated. I hope that you have another enjoyable stay in Penacony.
: March 7th: We didn't have an enjoyable stay the last time, though...
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: Dan Heng: Apologies for interrupting you earlier.
: March 7th: Dan Heng, do you know something that we don't? Why did the front desk mention that Pom-Pom is staying at the hotel too?
: Dan Heng: If my guess is correct, it's probably Boothill checking in under Pom-Pom's name.
: Boothill?
: That Galaxy Ranger?
: You mean Mr. Holy Forkeroni!?
: Dan Heng: Yes. When we worked together in Penacony the last time... he used Pom-Pom's identity then, too. He's the only one I can think of who would do that.
: March 7th: Boothill? What is he doing here?
: Dan Heng: I don't know. Galaxy Rangers always work alone, but I don't think Boothill will do anything that is detrimental to the Express.
: Dan Heng: Since "Pom-Pom" checked in three days ago, we can probably find him in the dream. We'll ask him more about it then.
: March 7th: Let's get going then. Paperfold University is located in the Moment of Sol. The hotel has set the entrance to the dream near the school, so let's meet at the gates!
===Head to your suite===
;(Immediately after the previous dialogue)
: (Trailblazer): (I'm staying in the same room as the last time I was here... Time to enter the dream.)
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;(Enter the suite)
: Rash Bloodhound: Hurry up! I hear that the major shareholders have already arrived at the lobby. Don't alarm them!
: Panicking Bloodhound: I know! But that fella was running in this direction. How did he disappear so quickly...?
: Rash Bloodhound: Shh! Someone else is here. Who are you?
: I'm one of the Nameless on the Astral Express.
:: Rash Bloodhound: The what Express now? Don't try to sell me anything. My miserable pay can't afford to buy an Express of any sorts!
: I'm the Superstar from the Festivity Auditions.
:: Rash Bloodhound: The what Auditions? Sorry, I usually just relax in my free time and never watch variety shows!
: I'm a VIP.
:: Rash Bloodhound: Oh, cut it out. Everyone who comes here calls themselves a VIP. It doesn't mean anything to me by this point.
: Rash Bloodhound: I don't care who you are. The Bloodhound Family is investigating a case here. Please make way.
: Panicking Bloodhound: Wait a second! Gray hair, yellow eyes, ribbons that serve no purpose on clothes... I think 's the major shareholder you were talking about!
: Rash Bloodhound: What!? For the love of... Couldn't you have said that earlier!?
: Rash Bloodhound: Ahem, I beg your pardon, esteemed guest. I was a bit brusque earlier. The Bloodhounds are just carrying out a routine inspection. All guest rooms and facilities are in good order, so please be at ease and enjoy your stay.
: Panicking Bloodhound: But... the suspect...
: Suspect?
: Rash Bloodhound: You...! Sus... sustainable! Ah, yes, sustainable! We know frequent inspections may not seem sustainable to some, but these procedures ensure a safe and secure environment for guests, so the Bloodhounds are more than happy to do so. We'll take our leave for now. Please have a good rest!
: Panicking Bloodhound: Um... Please stay safe, and be careful in the dream...
: Rash Bloodhound: Alright, that's enough. Come on, let's go!
====(Optional) Examine the items inside the room====
;(Immediately after the previous dialogue)
: (Trailblazer): (I'm confused... Maybe I should look around before I enter the dream?)
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;(Investigate the chest)
:...
:This treasure appears to be different from the one you previously encountered. Faced with your passion, it is unwilling to open up its heart, but choosing to fetter itself further.
: Open it with violence
::You yell out something about trailblazing justice and courage, channeling all your strength into your arms, and attempt to make it open a crevice representing hope and fortune for you...
::But it is useless! Its lid does not move an inch, like it was designed to never be opened. This reminds you of those unopenable doors along Penacony's streets.
: Watch closely
::You scrutinize the chest in front of you, but don't notice any encrypted interfaces, hidden text, or item submission slots — it looks like it definitely can't be opened.
: Roll DEX once
::You try using your dexterity to pry it open... but this isn't the Simulated Universe. There are no dice. You also don't have any lockpicking tools available, nor are your hands reliably nimble — the roll ends in Critical Failure.
;(Investigate the Strange Monkey Doll)
:Strange Monkey Doll: ...
:You notice a strange... monkey doll in the room?
:Judging from the materials, you can see the doll's craftsmanship is exquisite, but its visual design begs to differ. This sly look and eyes brimming with wit... Do people really like characters like this?
: Ignore it
::You decide to ignore this monkey like you would ignore an insignificant pebble, a stray wind-blown leaf, or a roadside trashcan...
::Hang on. You've never ignored a trashcan.
: Talk to it
::You try to communicate with it, an act that would be slightly silly in other worlds, yet so reasonably normal on Penacony — which fan of Clockie hasn't had a heart-to-heart conversation with their own Clockie doll?
::Pity that dolls can't talk and can only listen. For someone feeling lonely, however, listening is already enough.
: Punch it
::You administer a swift punch to the monkey's face, its soft texture enveloping your fist. The monkey's visage accepts your anger — you definitely hit cotton.
::You retract your iron fist imbued with the Trailblaze power, but its expression remains unchanged. You have struck it with violence, but it responds with a smile.
::It silently sits in the middle of the room, mute and stoic. Looking at its dumb face, a voice inexplicably reaches your ears... "bana"?
;(Investigate the Strange Monkey Doll again, optional)
:It silently sits in the middle of the room, mute and stoic. Looking at its dumb face, a voice inexplicably reaches your ears... "bana"?
;(Investigate the table)
:There are several bizarre monkeys drawn on the film reel's cover on the table. The title reads: Remastered — Top 10 Slumbernana Monkey Classic Shots. It even has a limited edition serial number labeled on it in embossed gold lettering.
:This appears to be a present prepared for you by The Reverie, a most considerate gesture — it would've been even more thoughtful if there were a projector in the room. There's nothing here to play the reel.
;(Investigate the table again, optional)
:Projectors that can play such reels have long been phased out in the universe, but you often see these reels appearing on the market selling for a pretty penny. They mostly end up as collectibles, showcased in their masters' cabinets to demonstrate the owner's artistic taste.
;(Investigate the couch)
:You have never found words to be so foreign as they are now. Even the synesthesia beacon can't help you translate this gibberish. If it weren't a work of the Riddlers, one would wonder whether the writer was irredeemably mentally disturbed.
;(After investigating all four items)
: (Trailblazer): (I can't open the box... Something just doesn't feel right...)
: (Trailblazer): (But I can't keep March 7th and Dan Heng waiting. Never mind, I'll head to sleep for now.)
===Enter the Dreampool and prepare to dive into the dream===
: Penacony Paperfold University College
;(Cutscene plays)
::Rappa: Well, this place sure is sealed off.
::Rappa: No other way...
::Rappa: I have to borrow your bed...
::Rappa: Please forgive me!
;(Cutscene ends)
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:...
: Security System: Focus on your breathing and imagine you're in paradise... Imagine... an... island...
: Security System: An... island... island... island... island... island...
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;(Cutscene plays)
::An island full of bananas, a lovely nest for Slumbernanas!
::Ba na na na~
::Eat bananas, nap the day away!
::Worry no more, be happy everyday!
::Slumbernana Monkey is the very best ♪
::He's the monkey living life without a stress ♪
;(Cutscene ends)
===Investigate the bizarre monkey... bana?===
: (Trailblazer): (Did I... just see something strange?)
: (Trailblazer): (Is this Paperfold University? It doesn't look much like a school, but it does look somewhat familiar.)
: (Trailblazer): (Also, what's that?)
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;(Approach the Strange Monkey)
: Strange Monkey: Bana, bana!
: There are monkeys in Penacony!?
: Is this really Paperfold University?
: Where did the Dreampool send me?
: Strange Monkey: Baaaananana!
:The monkey in front of you keeps making Banagibberish sounds, reminding you of the film you just watched. Oh, what an entertaining one that was! Do you remember how the theme song goes?
: Strange Monkey: ♪ Ba na na na~ Ba na na na~ ♪
:Yep, that's the tune! Let's sing together and open the door to a new world—
: ♪ Ba na na na~ Ba na na na~ ♪
:: (Trailblazer): ♪ Ba na na na~ Ba na na na~ ♪
::Fantastic! You're a born Banagibberish singer!
: I'm not singing!
::You are a resolute Nameless, of course you would refuse such an invitation. But when you open your mouth, what comes out is—
:: (Trailblazer): Bana bana!
: Who are you?
::Me? I'm the weary soul on your arduous journey, the longing for a moment of rest.
:Look! Your Banagibberish has attracted more adorable monkeys.
: Strange Monkeys: Bana bana bana!
: Strange Monkeys: ♪ Ba na na na~ Ba na na na~ ♪
:What a wonderful yet harmonious atmosphere! No matter what, you should join in, embrace the pleasant Banagibberish and the scent of bananas from the little monkeys—
: Ba na na na~
: Ba na na na~
: Ba na na na~
: Ba na na na~
: Ba na na na~
: (Trailblazer): Bana...
: ???: 
: ???: A most terrifying close call that was. But fear not! The darkest hour of the night may be upon us, but this majestic skyscraper shall now welcome the start of an epic hunt!
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;(Cutscene plays)
::Rappa: Under starry skies, evil low 'n' high,
::Rappa: Helpless folk in the dark fightin' for their lives.
::Rappa: Silent ninja arts written down in red tears,
::Rappa: Noble ninja hearts in the night joined here.
::Rappa: Stormy tides crashin' forth, all evil slain, come the dawn, shining sparks lightin' up again.
::Rappa: Yo yo! Dazzling Ninja, AKA Rappa, nice to meet ya.
;(Cutscene ends)
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: Rappa: O—Ouch!
: Rappa: What kind of devious trap is this!? Not only are there fiendlings abound, but there are also concealed weapons flying about!
: Who are you?
:: Rappa: Greetings, I am the Dazzling Ninja, AKA Rappa.
: Your rapping is great.
:: Rappa: Rapping? That's not it. What I'm reciting is the mantra of a ninja.
: You clearly threw those yourself!
:: Rappa: I'm afraid you're mistaken. You're simply too good-hearted to realize that the fiendlings were manipulating its landing spot with sorcery.
: Strange Monkeys: Bana?
: Rappa: Be gone, fiendlings! Or I shall give you a taste of my Dazzling Ninjutsu!
: Strange Monkeys: Bananana! Bananana!
: Rappa: That's... impossible. How can it be?
: You understood that?
: What did they say!?
: Rappa: I... I am unable to communicate with these fiendlings!
:(Trailblazer): ...
:Don't let this weirdo interrupt your happy moments. Listen, the little monkeys are still joyfully inviting you—
: Strange Monkeys: ♪ Ba na na na~ Ba na na na~ ♪
: (Trailblazer): (Oh, here it is again... That strange feeling.)
: Rappa: Be on your guard! This is also part of the fiendlings' sorcery! Hang in there, I'll get you out of this right away.
: Rappa: Dazzling Palm: Righteous Chop!
:—Bam!
:How shocking! The ninja strikes your forehead with such force. Its powerful impact reverberates through your body, striking your very soul. In an instant, all your five senses are severed, and the sound of monkeys ceases.
: That hurt!
: Well, I'm definitely awake now.
: That almost shattered my Stellaron.
: Rappa: My humble apologies, Dazzling Palm was designed to deliver a powerful impact to the soul. I've endeavored to control my strength, but some pain is inevitable if I am to ensure your regained consciousness.
: Strange Monkeys: Bana! Bana bana!
:The monkeys in front of you have a fierce look on their faces, as if saying, "What the heck is going on?"
: Rappa: Hmph, showing your true colors now that your evil schemes have been exposed? They're calling for their fellow ape fiendlings. Please take cover behind me!
===Defeat the ape fiendlings summoned by the monkey===
;(Enter battle against )
;(After the battle)
: Rappa: They've scampered off in different directions. Those fiendlings are up to no good. We'd better get moving.
: Let me leave.
:: Rappa: A wise judgment. You have the aptitude to become a ninja master too.
: I don't want to leave yet...
:: Rappa: Are you still under their spell? Or has the ninja power of my Righteous Chop dissipated? Fear not, I can do it again!
:: No thanks. Let's get going.
: Who exactly are you!?
:: Rappa: I never leave a question unanswered. I am a ninja, AKA Rappa.
: Rappa: As stated in the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions: "Be decisive, lest we be overwhelmed by the consequences." There are still fiendlings roaming nearby. Let us be on our way.
;(Unlock Achievement Let's Be Banafriends!)
===Leave this bizarre dream===
: (Trailblazer): (Singing monkeys and a singing ninja... Am I dreaming?)
: Rappa: You are indeed.. ...dreaming.
;(Talk to Dazed Monkey, optional)
:Dazed Monkey: Bana bana, bana bana...
:This monkey looks just as dazed as the ones you saw earlier. If you stare at it for a few more seconds, your intelligence might be affected.
:If you look closely, you'll see that its eyes don't reflect your image, but instead... a giant banana?
:Stop, don't look any longer.
;(Listen to Focused Monkey, optional)
:Focused Monkey: Bananana... Bananana!
:This monkey seems to be teaching other monkeys, but you can't understand their Bananese — let's hope you don't feel the same way in your classes at Paperfold University.
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;(Approach the Dream Bubble)
: Rappa: You can return to a safe location after touching this object. "Pinecany" truly is filled with boundless mysteries.
: Rappa: Since fate saw fit to bring us together, may I know your name before we part ways?
: (Trailblazer).
: I am the Galactic Baseballer.
: Ninja (Trailblazer).
: Rappa: A strong name! Well met, !
: That's not what I said!
: Eh... Close enough.
: Well met indeed, Dazzling Ninja!
: Rappa: Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Baseball Bat Ninja. But for your safety, you and your companions should leave this land of dreams as soon as possible.
: Rappa: The appearance of these fiendlings are a sign of impending disaster. It is proof that the Ninja Hero's has their eyes set on the land.
: Rappa: The emotionless, soulless, and merciless .
: Who?
: Huh?
: What the...
: Rappa: It is time for me to depart. Please do take care. Goodbye!
:Lightning fast! Before you finish speaking, the ninja has already leaped into the dream bubble and vanished without a trace. It all happens so quickly that the average person's eyes can't keep up.
: (Trailblazer): (...This does looks like the way out. Let's go.)
: Enter Dream Bubble.
:You gather your courage and climb over the railing, entering the monkey-shaped dream bubble...
==Trivia==
* The name of this mission is a reference to the 1929 French .
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