The Reboot/Transcript

Candy Paint, Neon Grassy and Comic Book are sitting in Central Park
Neon Grassy: “You ever get the feeling that Clinko’s kinda a horrible human being?”
Comic Book: “Nonsense! Never have I met such a dignified, justice loving, good natured personality man man!”
Candy Paint: “The Guy has a torture chamber...”
Comic Book: “Fair point... yeah no he straight up sucks...”
Candy Paint: “Well... what if we did something about it?”
Comic Book and Neon Grassy are all like “Whaaaa”
Candy Paint: “What I mean is, what if we started our own show!”
Gucci Flip Flop in a tuxedo bursts from the tool shed
Gucci Flip Flop: “LET’S DO IT!”
They set up cameras, a stage out of cardboard and some fold-out chairs
Candy Paint (In a tux obviously) gets onstage
Candy Paint: “Hello everyone! Welcome to BFARRRCPTIRRRC!”
Comic Book: “That stands for Battle For A Really Really Really Cool Prize That Is Really Really Really Cool!”
Candy Paint: “Yes it does, and here are our contestants!”
Camera pans over to reveal ten contestants
Candy Paint: “Introduce yourselves...”
They all go “Oh”
nICKEL: “I’m nICKEL, I’m the funny man, hey look at me, oh wow!”
Emotegirl1: “I’m a bacon weezus lol”
Fishy Icon: “I’m here too, because of course I am”
Gas Pump: “I’m the antagonist, and I know it”
Bald Yoyledora: “I hate Eggs, eggs, e-double-g-s eggs”
Balloon Pump: “I’m epic too lol”
Lava Tile: “Shut up”
Jigsaw: “Wazzup bros!”
Fedora: “I won Test Objects lol”
Bubble_BFDI: “I’m also an antagonist lol”
These ten gather around Candy Paint
Candy Paint: “Okay, let’s split you all into two teams of ten!”
Gas Pump: “What? Just randomized? Suck”
Candy Paint: “Okay, last time I checked no one asked you, Okay! Anyway, here are the teams!”
Team Creek
Gas Pump
Fishy Icon
Lava Tile
Balloon Pump
Bald Yoyledora
Team Sneak
nICKEL
Emotegirl1
Jigsaw
Bubble_BFDI
Fedora
The last one, Candy Paint does not care
Candy Paint: “You're challenge is to... Uh... err...”
Everyone stares at her
Candy Paint: “You- you gotta... grow X’s aloe vera really high you guys... you gotta do th-“
Clinko: “WHAT THE-“
Candy Paint: “EEP!”
He’s right there
Clinko: “You tried making you’re own show huh?”
Candy Paint: “Weeeell-“
Clinko: “That’s rough Buddy”
FIN
So yeah, that’s my first contribution to the world of CBT, excited to do more in the future, This was loads of fun!
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