Turning Japanese

"Turning Japanese" is the song featured in the 1997 film Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, written by David Fenton and performed by the Vapors.
==Lyrics==
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|-|The Vapors version=
I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring
And there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you
When there's no one else around
I've got your picture
I've got your picture
I'd like a million of ya
All to myself
I want a doctor
To take your picture
So I can look at you
From inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I've got your picture
I've got your picture
I'd like a million of ya
All to myself
I want a doctor
To take your picture
So I can look at you
From inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs
No wine, no women
No fun, no sin
No you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(Think so, think so, think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
|-|The Hazies version=
I got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I love you, too
I sit there staring
And there's nothing else to do
I got your picture
I got your picture
I'd like a million of ya
All to myself
I want a doctor
To take a picture
So I can look at you
From inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Oh, oh, oh
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I think so
I got your picture
I got your picture
I'd like a million of ya
All to myself
I want a doctor
To take a picture
So I can look at you
From inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs
No wine, no women
No fun, no sin
No you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Think so, think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I think so!
I think so!
|-|Kirsten Dunst version=
I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring
And there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you
When there's no one else around
I've got your picture
I've got your picture
I'd like a million of ya
All to myself
I want a doctor
To take your picture
So I can look at you
From inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I've got your picture
I've got your picture
I'd like a million of ya
All to myself
I want a doctor
To take your picture
So I can look at you
From inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs
No wine, no women
No fun, no sin
No you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(Think so, think so, think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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==Videos==
Turning Japanese -Official video- - The Vapors (HD-HQ)
The Hazies - Turning Japanese (High Quality)
Kirsten Dunst - Turning Japanese (HD)
==External links==
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* Turning Japanese at Amazon
* Turning Japanese at Apple Music
* Turning Japanese at Spotify
Category:Songs
Category:Non-Disney songs