Lolcataclysm

==The Great Shedding Befalls Us==
:As you continue your journey across Elanthia, you strangely come across your old friend Elton. He stands perfectly still as his star-shaped sunglasses shimmer at you ominously. That's when you hear the faint but recognizable sound of piano music...
:"They're a little bit furry, those felines inside. I'm not one of those who so easily died."
:Oh boy, another one of those telepa-whoozits again. What's with fantasy RPGs and cryptic mind conversations? Can't people come up with a better mechanic for storytelling with non-speaking animals like cats in drag? I mean really.
:"Come quickly, Belebreth- the Great Shedding has befallen us! Dog Breathwing is plotting his escape from underneath the Lolcatacombs, and the lolcats are powerless to stop him! We must act quickly if we are to save them!"
::To the Catacombs!
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==The Great Shedding of Elanthia==
:As you explore the Catacombs looking for signs of this "Shedding" thing, a fissure begins to form at your feet. The ground rumbles and shakes as if a great evil were stirring from below. I think it's time to get out of here!
:It's far too late for that, though. This is what you get for being so nosy. A thunderous shockwave sends you to the ground, the earth beneath you too unstable to even stand on. As you watch in straight up TERROR, the fissure finally splinters the ground in two. Lava and flames burst from the seams all around you as a massive creature blurs past your vision!
:You crane your neck to see the beast as it rockets into the sky, its shadow blotting out the sunlight that's apparently reaching the inside of a cave. You don't really get a good look at the creature as it makes its escape, but whatever it was, you can only think of one thing to say- WoW.
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