No One Ever Knows

No One Ever Knows is the debut studio album by Patrick-led Johannesburg rock band "Shitburglars." This is the only album to feature Jesse Braun, after his suicide the following month.
== Writing ==
The album was written in a number of days when Patrick star and Nat Peterson were sitting around, watching TV, when all of a sudden, Patrick had an odd creative spark. Some of the song concepts, however, did leave Nat laughing.
== Recording ==
Nat Peterson described the recording process as "just a few fucknuts messing around. Much of the recording of this album wasn't even serious, and the little bit that was, we still had a lot of fun with. This is definitely not the last thing you'll hear from shitburglars"
== Tracklist ==
# The Shower Scene (2:26)
# No One Ever Knows (3:21)
# Young, Wild and Fucking Stupid (3:00)
# It's Funny How... (3:12)
# A couple minutes of your time (4:57)
# Now (5:12)
# It's Hard For You To Choose (2:10)
# The Bullet (6:12)
# Out (1:23)
# The End (1:57)
=== Trivia ===
* This album was banned from sale in Walmart
* This album was banned from being distributed in the Turks and Caicos
* Now contains two minutes of laughing before actually starting.
* Out and The End are both hidden tracks, split from The Bullet by a fifteen minute silence, making The Bullet 24 minutes long.
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