Oh Sh*t! Part 1

Oh Shit! Part 1 is the third episode of SpongeBob Vs. Censorship. 
== Plot ==
SpongeBob kills the censors.
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: I am tired of these goddamn censors! They act like assholes like all the time! What should I do?
(SpongeBob scratches his head. Then a lightbulb appears over him)
SpongeBob: Aha! I know! I should kill them!
SpongeBob: But the goddamn police will arrest me! Wait, I know a friend.
(SpongeBob then goes to his friend's firearm shop)
SpongeBob: Hey Dil! Can I have a Beretta 92?
Dil: Sure, man. 20 dollars.
SpongeBob: Here ya go! Bye!
(SpongeBob then goes out of the shop)
SpongeBob: Alright, let's attack with this baby at night!
Narrator: It's night. Now our insane sponge is going to kill the idiots!
(SpongeBob goes to the censors' house)
SpongeBob: Let's enter through the windows!
(he opens the windows and goes in)
SpongeBob: Alright, I don't see any of them here. Let's go upstairs.
(he goes upstairs and opens a door. He then sees the censors sleeping)
SpongeBob: (silently) Okay, let's say something loud to wake them up.
SpongeBob: YIPPIE-KI-YAY!!!
(The censors wake up and scream. He pulls out his gun and starts shooting them. Blood splatters on the window)
SpongeBob: There...
(He gets away before the police come)
(The next scene shows the police investigating the deaths)
Policeman #1: (picks up a shoe) What is this shoe?
Policeman #2: (sniffs it) It sure does stink!
Policeman #1: This could be the shoe of a criminal!
Policeman #2: What is this? (picks up a piece of sponge) A piece of sponge?
Policeman #1: This could be the job of...
Policeman #1 and Policeman #2: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Policeman #2: I thought he was an innocent sponge.
Policeman #1: But he shows a deep hatred of the censors.
Policeman #2: Where does he live?
Policeman #1: On Conch Street!
Policeman #2: Let's go!
(cuts to SpongeBob smoking a pipe)
SpongeBob: Boy, that was a good choice.
(he hears police sirens)
SpongeBob: THE POLICE!!!
(SpongeBob pulls out his Beretta 92)
SpongeBob: Come here to my room! We'll get together, have a few laughs.
(The credits start playing)
(The police kicks the door open)
Policeman #1: Where are you, dickhead?
(SpongeBob opens the door to his room and runs downstairs)
SpongeBob: Here, you shithead!
(The police pull out their machine guns)
Police: Now we have machine guns, ho ho ho.
SpongeBob: And I only have a Beretta! Boo-hoo-hoo. Oh shit!
(he tries running away, but the police grab him)
Police: You're under arrest, spongy.
(To be continued...)
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