The King's Day Off

The King's Day Off is a YTP video made by TenjicReturns, uploaded on October 19, 2015
== Plot ==
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== Transcript ==
:Zelda: I wonder what happened to Link?
:Link: Oh fuck! Ow!
:King Harkinian: Oah, what a day. I wonder what's for dinner? Mmh? Oah! My day off! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
:Zelda: Father!
:Link: What the fuck?
:King Harkinian: Link, Zelda, time for bed.
:Link: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?
:King Harkinian: Well, like they say in Hyrule, "Early to bed, early to get the Dodongo."
:Link: Great! I can't wait to get Dodongos!
:Link: Tell Link bedtime story now.
:King Harkinian: Hmm... Okay, okay. Once upon a time, the sky grew black as blood.
:King Harkinian: And the last word he spoke as his head rolled across the floor was... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And they lived happily ever after!
:Link: *scared*
:King Harkinian: Good night, Link.
:King Harkinian: I'm bored.
:Link: Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
:King Harkinian: No.
:Zelda: Come on! let's go fight Ganon's evil legions. I'll show you how.
:King Harkinian: No!
:Gwonam: It is written: "Only Your Majesty can see Minions."
:King Harkinian: No!!
:Link: Wanna grab my song?
:King Harkinian: - Hmm... No? Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored bored.
:Zelda: Father, have some tea.
:King Harkinian: Yes! Is this chamomile? You fucking bitch, I'm allergic. [Head explosion]
== Trivia ==
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* Ls
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