King Frost

King Frost is t-hee ho monarch of the UnUnited Kingd-hee ho-m, Canada, Australia, Pac-Land, Jamaica, The Frost Dimension, Cadbury, 1,854,977,449 Jack Frosts, and 7,951,305 Black Frosts. Hee's best kow ho-n for his diet of OVER 9000 Cadbury Mini Eggs every day hee ho, which is totally impossible to eat. King Frost originally started out as the original Jack Frost before hee became ver-hee ver-hee fat ho ho ho and gained lotsa weightetti, like a fat D-hee-scord mod (or like ho-w You did).
Hee als-ho flexes that hee's the king, ho! And you better know he's the king, ho because hee als-ho NEVER SHUTS THE HEE HO UP ABOUT IT! Did I mention hee w-ho-n't shut up about being the king, hee ho!?Despite hees superiority complex, the ho's actually quite smart. He was the one to create The Frost Dimension using hee-s epic frost powers. Hee als-ho knows how to commit election fraud, meddling with the UK's MP hee-lections as a way to acquire Cabur-hee all to himself, with them declar-hee-ng he was the new ho-wner. All that so King Frost could eat their mini eggs for fr-hee.
His biggest competitor for "Most chocolates hee-aten in a single hour" was Greg Heffley and hee hated that ho, stag-hee-ng the Mement-ho-s fusion. No wait, that was all Fake Igor's fault, or was it hee ho? Nah, hee no, ho.
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