The Aquarium/Quotes

:Homer: Stick close by, kids, and I'll explain everything you need to know about the briny deep.
:Lisa: [with reverence] I want to see a giant squid attack a sperm whale and battle to the death.
:Bart: I want to swim free with the fishes, I brought my lucky red swim trunks.
:Homer: All right, can the chatter and listen up. Here, we have the hideous Moray eel. And over here, we have the tasty but repulsive sea bass.
:Lisa: [points offscreen] Yuck! What the hell is that?
:Homer: BART!
:Bart: Come on in, The water's fine!
:(End of Act One.)
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:Homer: [pointing at Bart] BOY, YOU COME OUT OF THE TANK RIGHT NOW!
:Lisa: Do some tricks, Bart!
:Lisa: Oh!
:Homer: [grumbles] Stop that. It only encourages him.
:Lisa: Ah!
:Lisa: Dad! you gotta see this!
:Homer: AHH!
:(End of Act Two.)
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:Lisa: Bart should be coming up for any minutes now. Look! I see something!
:Homer: [sadly] Lucky red swimming trunks
:Lisa: [sadly] Well, the trunks were lucky even if Bart wasn't.
:Bart: I'll take those. Thank you very much.
:Homer: [trying to contain his anger] Bart... Come over here...
:Bart: I'd like to accomodate you, Homer, but I'm afraid it's safer in here.
:(End of Act Three.)
Category:Quotes