(S1) Chapter 8: Ok, so here’s the Plan

== A minor bit of context ==
There exists a scrapped chapter before this one which was honestly pretty fucking bad. It consisted of the crew splitting up for some unknown reason and going their separate ways despite having a clear goal in mind. Adam tries to reunite the gang after seeing HAM up to his shenanigans. Oh and for some reason, HAM just destroys Harrus’s mansion in the mountains and yoinks his family. It was dumb and the execution was dumb. I have no idea where it is or if it even exists anywhere anymore, but it’s definitely not canon.
== The Chapter Itself ==
Billy Mays was just chilling on a bench in some unimportant park in the middle of a city, casually ignoring the time skip of last chapter since, ngl, it was kinda cringe. He had been training in the ways of the force too out of minor jealousy of Adam, but it took too much character development to insta-learn, which was unepic for him, as he had only begun actual character development. He re-adjusted his new hat, as he groaned, standing up and deciding to take a walk throughout the city. He heard the sound of talking down an alleyway he was passing by; conveniently for him, this was a conversation between HAM and Azathoth. Why are they talking here of all places? Most likely awful planning on HAM’s part.
Anyway, Billy listened. “So, anyway, Azathoth, my whole plan to go to tha temple of Gad?? It’s going greatttt my dude.” HAM said, mostly baked from the copious amount of victory joint he had been smoking after kicking the asses of OP and Adam in a now non-canon chapter- wait, did he just say the Temple of Gad? GAH, THAT ASSASSIN WAS AN EAVESDROPPER TOO? Azathoth let out a sigh, seemingly having forgotten who Gad was.
“So uh, I’m going to be honest with you, this is kind of boring and nonsensical, is this even gonna do anything useful? Or are you just going to get really high?” Azathoth asked, as HAM wheezed violently, attempting to recover from his overdose.
“Okay oaky so hereer me oeutuat dude.” He said, beginning to slur as he coughed once more. He groaned, stumbling for a moment, before recovering from the effects temporarily.
“So like, when I geret tuo that tempulll, it’ll like, destroryy the mauetlievarse, bruH!” HAM said, as Azathoth perked up. He removed the victory joint from HAM’s mouth, as HAM continued staggering around. Billy Mays watched in fear, as he realized that HAM had the same mission in mind as him: reach the Temple of Gad.
“Really? ARE YOU SURE?” Azathoth asked, excited.
“Yeah burhh!!!! 100% mannn.” HAM replied.
Bully ducked back and summoned a portal, as he turned to Papaya182, who was also clearly nervous about the prospect of having everything destroyed by a guy literally named HighAssMotherfucker.
“Papyrus, how will we find The Temple of Gad?” Billy asked, as Papaya thought for a moment. Yoda never told them WHERE it was, just that it existed. He looked around the cave they were now hidden in, as he tried to think of a way to locate it. He felt the side of the wall, as Billy watched. Papaya reached into his pocket, grabbing something. It was a lightbulb that he held over his head. It glowed, he had an idea!
“Gad is the ultimate chad, right?” Papaya asked, as Billy nodded.
“So all chad energy is connected to him. That means if we can get ahold of enough chad energy, we can use it to indirectly track him down. So we just need to find Adam.” Papaya said. Billy smiled, as he turned to a new portal he conjured, hopping through, as Papaya followed.
“Yooooooo!” Adam said, as he was surprised by Billy Mays showing up. He ran over to Willy Wonka, hugging him, as Willy hugged him back. Oh god, am I writing something wholesome? Blasphemy! Back to making stupid self-aware jokes and saying edgy shit I think sounds cool but really just makes me either a pervert or an asshole!
“Wait, shouldn’t you be consoling Harrus? Didn’t his wife and kids get kidnapped last chapter?” Wonka asked, as Adam vibrated, being such a chad he didn’t even have to move his mouth. Jesus Christ Adam, don’t steal my girl please I beg of you.
“Nah bro, that was retconned since it was seen as kinda cringe. We kept the whole thing with HAM’s evil plan though. Harrus is looking for the Wi-Fi to try and get that Wi-Fi hack you did so we too can become stronger.” Adam Sandler explained, as Willy Wonka did the sussy rock eyebrow raise, accompanied by a vine boom.
“What’s wrong Billy?” Adam asked.
“The Wi-Fi router is guarded by MOD now though. Ever since I did that hack to it at the end of origins, a guardian was appointed. Remember that guy who came out of nowhere in the prologue? The one who made a shitty JoJo reference and helped the weebs try to kill us? Yea, he’s the guardian of The Wi-Fi router, and I’m afraid his power has only grown since last time. I had a sussy offscreen battle with him earlier during that timeskip (which was also maybe retconned), and he gave me a bad time, especially since Azathoth hired him.” Billy Mays explained, as Adam also did the rock eyebrow raise.
“Alright, I’ll go get dad and Harrus. We should be able to fix the router together. You and Papaya help stop HAM from getting to the Temple of Gad.” Adam said, turning to leave, as Willy raised a hand for him to stop. Adam turned.
“Adam, I need some of your Chad wisdom. HAM is going to The Temple of Gad, and I have to get there first. Do you know how to get there?” Willy Wonka asked, as Adam thought for a moment.
“Well, this knowledge is stored in the back of my mind. Even Gigachads struggle to come with it. However, I can transfer it to you, while I myself struggle to remember it entirely. Are you sure you are ready for such knowledge? It could shift your reality itself.” Adam said. Willy nodded, as Adam shrugged. He walked over, putting his hand onto Willy’s head. Willy screamed for a couple seconds, before collapsing on the ground.
“RIP, he’s dead.” Adam said.
“If he was dead, I’d be dead.” Papaya said, kicking Billy Mays. Billy groaned, rolling over and sitting up. He hopped up, looking at his hands, as suddenly, he did the chad stride along with Adam.
“Thanks, bro.” Willy Wonka said, as Adam peaced out.
Willy Wonka fell through a portal that seemed to just naturally appear for him, as he appeared in a new dimension. There was an endless expanse of desert, as he landed in the sand. He sat up, groaning, as he shook his jacket, shaking the sand out.
“I don’t like Sand. It gets everywhere.” Willy commented, as Papaya nodded silent agreement. Suddenly, he heard a voice.
“what say?” The voice said, as he turned. There was a lump of sand in the shape of a skeleton, specifically, Undertale Sans, holding a table above his head. Billy blinked several times.
“Ah shi-“
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