Flat Face Magazine

Flat Face Magazine is a Magazine company owned by a women by the name of Ya Na Samom Dele Muzhchina who wants the money so she can buy weapons from Sal ScumWorthy to one day control an army that will rule the world. The Company was created in 444 by the man named Baise Rampant. He created Flat Face Magazine so he can have sex with wealthy rice 80 year old men from Tobet but something went wrong in his diabolical plan and it didn’t work. but the Magazine sold so well it lasts to this day. Some big issus include #124 are children having to much sex?, #189 is poking yourself with is stick covered with high acid good for your health?, #124 is rhanna still under that fucking unbrella? #1433 Jobs are bad for you and #124 exclusive interview with a nameless homeless jobless clueless armless thoughtless nobless man who may or may not be lifeless
== History ==
== Members ==
* Founder and Former CEO – Baise Rampant
* Former CEO - Charley-horse Rampant 
* CEO – Ya Na Samom Dele Muzhchina 
== Equipment and Technology ==
== Trivia ==
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