Squidward's house

122 Conch Street is the address of Squidward Tentacles' house. It is located in between SpongeBob's and Patrick's houses, and has been a recurring location since the pilot episode "Help Wanted."
== Description ==
Squidward's house's mouth is the door, but originally, its mouth was closed and a door rested underneath it. The house's exterior styling is reminiscent of a "Moai," giant statues found on Easter Island also referred to as the Easter Island Heads. According to page 36 of the 2004 book SpongeBob Exposed! The Insider's Guide to SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward's house was built out of volcanic rock.
The ground floor consists of three adjoining rooms; the one at the front being the living room. The living room consists of a bookcase with some of Squidward's jazz records, a couch, a coffee table, and TV. Behind the living room is the kitchen with a fridge, an island counter, and four cabinets. This is where Squidward cooks. The dining room is off to the side and consists of a round table with chairs and a clamshell chandelier. There is a room off to the side with a spiral staircase leading to the second floor. There is also an elevator. Upstairs is a bedroom on the left ear.
In the bedroom is a canopy bed, a nightstand, and a closet with alarm clocks, as seen in "Employee of the Month." Off of the bedroom is a bathroom with a toilet, sink with medicine cabinet, and a Jacuzzi tub/shower. There's also a gallery where Squidward paints his self-portraits and plays the clarinet. Other upstairs rooms include a library and backroom. The architectural style is Polynesian.
In some episodes, it is shown that he has a backyard and at times, raises a garden there.
=== Floors ===
==== First floor ====
* Kitchen: This room is at the back. This is where Squidward cooks and prepares his food.
* Dining room: Next to the kitchen. This is where Squidward eats his meals and is where he keeps his shellphone.
* Living room: Squidward watches TV and enjoys Sundays here, as seen in the episode "Good Neighbors."
* Bathroom: This is where Squidward keeps his "talking toilet" and "talking toilet paper" seen in the episodes "Choir Boys" and "House Fancy."
* Bedroom: Only seen on the first floor in the episode "Plankton!"
* Elevator: In the older episodes, this is seen between the kitchen and dining room and goes up to the second floor, presumably the gallery as seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."
==== Second floor ====
* Bedroom: Squidward sleeps in his bed. This room can be found on the left ear. His bed, nightstand, and a closet are in here.
* Bathroom: This is where Squidward's bathtub/shower is located, just off of his bedroom.
* Gallery: Squidward does his art of self-portraits and plays his clarinet in this room.
* Backroom: This room has wallpaper that is easy to peel and is seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."
* Library: This is where Squidward reads books. Seen in the episodes "Squid Wood" and "I ♥ Dancing."
== Residents ==
* Squidward Tentacles
* Snellie the Snail
* Squidward's bonsai
* Squidward's scallop
* Talking toilet
== In-universe notability ==
Squidward takes pride in his house after winning the title of House Fancy Prince from the host, Nicholas Withers in a competition against his lifelong rival, Squilliam Fancyson.
Squidward's house is also the location for the popular Bikini Bottom TV show Squidward's House Party.
== Destruction/Abuse ==
=== In SpongeBob SquarePants ===
* "Bubblestand" - His house gets carried high by a giant bubble, dropping it from high-up causing it to get stuck in the ground with Squidward in it.
* "Plankton!" - Being controlled by Plankton, SpongeBob bursts through the walls.
* "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" - The house explodes after SpongeBob and Patrick make too many burp bubbles.
* "Sandy's Rocket" - SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is an alien and bag up to his belongings, destroying the inside.
* "I Was a Teenage Gary" - SpongeBob chases Squidward, destroying his house in the process.
* "The Paper" - Squidward trades all of his belongings for a piece of paper, including the base structure of his house. He is also seen busting through the side of his house with his shell-cart.
* "Squidville" - SpongeBob and Patrick use their reef blowers to suck up the parts and shooting them out, resulting in them destroying his house.
* "Christmas Who?" - Squidward gives all his belongings to everyone to make SpongeBob happy. Almost the same as in "The Paper."
* "Shanghaied" - Flying Dutchman's anchor hits the side of the house.
* "Can You Spare a Dime?" - Squidward loses his house because he cannot afford it after he quits his job.
* "Skill Crane" - Squidward gives up the deed to his house while he was trying to win a prize.
* "Good Neighbors" - Squidward busts his head through the door screaming that SpongeBob and Patrick are the worst neighbors ever when SpongeBob said if he was going to say something. It then comes alive and destroys Bikini Bottom.
* "Rule of Dumb" - Patrick moves his house to make a Ferris wheel, destroying the inside and dropping the house into the ground.
* "House Fancy" - When he was in a hurry, he made SpongeBob vacuum, the vacuum cleaner exploded and the house remodeled. Also, after Patrick used Squidward's bathroom, the toilet crawled out moaning and then died.
* "Giant Squidward" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom set up a trap at the house cutting off the top.
* "Squid's Visit" - The house caught on fire and was vaporized while Squidward was visiting SpongeBob. It was caused by a casserole in the oven.
* "Growth Spout" - Mr. Krabs stole some food so he could feed his daughter Pearl.
* "The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom" - Rrarrg throws Squidward's house, causing it to shatter.
* "Sponge-Cano!" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom sacrifice the house to a volcano after the water pipe broke and landed on the volcano.
* "That Sinking Feeling" - The house is sunk underground by SpongeBob and Patrick.
* "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" - SpongeBob and Patrick use the house to build Squidward's paradise.
* "Big Sister Sam" - Patrick's sister, Sam Star, throws Squidward's house, removes parts and then chews up the parts into small bullet-like rock, blows them out, and destroys his house completely.
* "A Friendly Game" - It was destroyed by SpongeBob and Patrick when they were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.
* "Bubble Buddy Returns" - Bubble Buddy's son goes into the house destroying many internal possessions, including his kitchen and a collection of glass menagerie he owned with one of the four containing a version of himself as a mermaid.
* "Little Yellow Book" - Squidward's house gets repossessed after reading SpongeBob's diary.
* "Sold!" - SpongeBob and Patrick destroy his house by flipping it before the house collapses at the end.
* "Man Ray Returns"' - SpongeBob and Patrick battle Man Ray inside the house and completely trashed the place. They even tried to put everything back together with their saliva, but when Squidward returns, the house completely crumbles to the ground.
* "Bunny Hunt" - Squidward hits his house with a hammer to get rid of the sea bunnies, causing it to collapse.
* "Shell Games" - Tony uses Squidward's house as a shell, creating holes in it for his arms and legs.
* "Pat Hearts Squid" - It tips over and brakes and later gets destroyed in the end.
=== In Nickelodeon's Sítio do Picapau Amarelo (2006-2008/ 2018-Present) ===
* "As crianças que incomodam Lula Molusco .. ..!!" (The Children Who Bother Squidwards) - Emilia, Narizinho And Pedrinho Playing And Starting To Paint Fighting at Squidward's House, and They Made too many Children Having A party and Rampaging it
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