Clara Ostrich

Clara Ostrich (sometimes incorrectly named "Oswald") is a supposedly human 21st Century English teacher who loves to rave to random people about that time she fucked Jane Austen. Clause somehow manages to convince everyone around her that she is a functioning and good-natured human being when in fact she is a completely awful garbage mess of a person. Chinny Assville is a terrible, fucked-up, very dead steaming pile of Clarke’s.
Her Auton clone is called Clastic. She fucked the clone. 
Charcoal is a known bisexual selfcester and monsterfucker. Her answer to the Would You Fuck Your Clone meme is every affirmative answer, plus seven variations of "I already did." Why do you think she jumped into the Doctor's timestream after River told her it would create a million copies of herself? 
Clampearl will see Doccy Who eat dirt and glass like it's an afternoon snack and will immediately start removing her shirt. She will watch as the Thirteenth Doctor and Dhawan!Master claw at each other and tear each other's eyes out over the last bag of gravel to snack on and be overcome with the urge to jump them both right there.
Classy Oven is also known for having an ego big enough to rival that of Doccy Who's. The hypocritical alien in question has labeled her an "egomaniac, needy, game-player sort of person" and a "bossy control-freak."
Clueless Odinson is a self-destructive adrenaline junkie. She is a truly chaotic force and she also has a death wish. Also like the Doctor, she is an incredible liar and seems to have a physical inability to Not Lie even during times when it is perfectly okay to do so and there is no reason for you to be lying right now Cheesecake why are you d oing this (read: habitual liars squad).
Kinky Olfactory is more than a little amoral and she has probably killed a man. She is no stranger to identity theft as she will use Doccy Who's and Master What's names whenever she so pleases.
Clanky is well-known for collecting and sharing eyeballs with the Fourth Doctor - she gets brown, he gets blue.
Canada Oman had both Barbed Wire and Ian Shittertin as teachers. As well as being taught by them in school, Congo was lectured in the ins and outs of terrible driving and being a downright asshole by Barbed Wire both in and outside of school.
Better known as Clazzy Orvald, she is the Ian Shittertin/Sharon Chestfoot of New Who, and has one too many names.
Jenny has an unhealthy obsession with Clairvoyance.