Inconceivable!:Don't Read the Creepy Old Book

Game Show episode 48, posted November 9, 2016.
Inconceivable! episode 13
Recorded Live at the Now Hear This festival in Anaheim, California.
==Panelists==
*Host: Dan Moren
*Scorekeeper: Jason Snell
*Team 1:
**Steven Schapansky (“He’s never going to Lego you, he’s never going to give you up”)
**Monty Ashley (“He’s never Throne by this game”) [Captain]
**Erika Ensign (“She’s never short on time, so we don’t have to mark her Tardis”)
*Team 2:
**Aleen Simms (“She’ll always be truly truly truly outrageous”) [Captain]
**Brian Hamilton (“He’s always known Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”)
**Steve Lutz (“He’s always in the Zone, unfortunately it’s the Twilight Zone”)
===Round 1 - RTFM ===
There’s a lot of movies in which it’s important to Read The Full Manual. There are important instructions that must be followed. I’m going to ask you a question about instructions. You’re going to tell me the operative instruction from the movie and the movie in question.
Question 	Answer 	Movie 	Contestant	Points awarded
What should you not do if you don’t want every molecule in your body to explode at the speed of light?	Not cross the streams. 	Ghostbusters 	Steven 	10
What’s important to keep in mind when creating a Staff of Ra? 	"Take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is." 	Raiders of the Lost Ark	Aleen 	8
What precaution should you take before handling the Necronomicon Ex Mortis? 	Before you open and read it say "Klaatu Barada Nikto”. 	Army of Darkness 	Monty 	10
What three things should you never do to a Mogwai? 	Don’t feed them after midnight, don’t get them wet, do not expose them to bright lights or sunlight.	Gremlins 	Brian 	9
What should you remember when you visit the Cave of Wonders? 	"Touch nothing but the lamp." 	Aladdin 	Erika 	5
If you don’t want to go sub-atomic and enter a quantum realm, what should you not do? 	"Don’t screw with the regulator." 	Ant-Man 	Steve 	0
====Standings====
* Team 1: 25
* Team 2: 17
===Round 2 - Fake Off===
Given a word from a work of speculative fiction (TV, movies, comics etc.) find the correct answer from the three definitions given.
Team 1 answers
Category: Science Fictional Terms
Points wagered: 10
Points won: 10
Word: Scrith
Reader	Definition 	Correct Answer	Chosen Answer
Aleen 	This is a creature revered as a god by the inhabitants of a remote planet. Big huge hairy, it’s got big eyes, a loud voice, very vicious, but it terms out it was based on a pet bulldog who survived a spaceship crash on the planet several generations ago.	 	
Brian 	Archeologists doing a dig in a cave in Egypt. They discover scrawls all over the walls that they deem “scrith”. They investigate more and determine that it is of alien origin (“Oh Spooky!”) And that is what kicks of the plot of this here property. 	 	
Steve 	A milky grey translucent material that is very strong and has a high tensile strength and it’s what they use to make the Ringworld in the Larry Niven books based on that name. 	X 	X
==== Standings ====
* Team 1: 35
* Team 2: 17
===Round 3 - Undead and Loving It===
(Contributed by Christa Mrgan)
A melded movie round where we mash up two movie titles where at least one of them will be a scary movie in honor of the Halloween season.
For example: “A starship crew and it’s superhuman prisoner travel back in time to team up with a chainsaw wielding warrior taking on a skeleton horde” would be “Star Trek Into Army of Darkness”
Summary 	Mashup Title 	Contestant	Points awarded
A pair of slackers assemble a group of their friends to stave off a zombie plague begun by a Sumatran rat monkey. 	Shaun of the Dead Alive 	Aleen 	10
The operations manager and trainer at a prehistoric-inspired theme park prove to be the safest place for a UN investigator researching a worldwide zombie outbreak.	Jurassic World War Z 	Steven 	10
The lone survivor of a worldwide outbreak that turns people into monsters moves to rural Montana where he finds refuge among three Cornish brothers. 	I Am Legend of the Fall 	Brian 	10
In rural Pennsylvania a group of strangers take refuge from recently reanimated corpses in a prison with a death row inmate and the nun trying to help him. 	Night of the Living Dead Man Walking	Monty 	10
After the zombie apocalypse, three geographically named strangers join up with a pack of young pre-historic lizards on a cross country trip to the great valley. 	Zombieland Before Time 	Steve 	10
A pair of bank-robbing brothers hole up in a shopping mall on the Mexican border where they are attacked by vampires and zombies 	From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead 	Erika 	10
====Standings====
* Team 1: 65
* Team 2: 47
=== Round 4 - Fake Off: Friend of Faux ===
Team 2 answers
Category: Fantasy Terminology
Points wagered: 10
Points lost: 10
Word: Khef
Reader	Definition 	Correct Answer	Chosen Answer
Steven	Khef is the name of a short lived character who worked at a bar in the Zocolo on Babylon 5. 	 	
Monty 	Khef is from Steven Brust’s Jhereg novels where Vlad Taltos is constantly drinking a coffee-like beverage called Khef 	 	X
Erika 	Khef is from Steven King’s Dark Tower series. It literally means “the sharing of water” but actually deals with the destiny that binds together a group of people known as a ka-tet.	X 	
==== Standings ====
* Team 1: 65
* Team 2: 37
=== Round 5 - Movie Mathemagic (Literary Edition) ===
Every answer is a book title with a number in it, in order to figure out what that title is, you’re going to have to solve a math problem also based on book titles.
Clue 	Answer 	Contestant	Points awarded
Station (11) * (A Tale of Two) Cities 	Catch 22 	Steven 	10
(The 13) Clocks * (Three) Men in a Boat 	The 39 Steps 	Aleen 	10
(House of the Seven) Gables * (Seven) Years in Tibet 	The Crying of Lot 49 	Monty 	5
(The Two) Towers * (The Five) People You Meet in Heaven * (Ten) Little Indians	One Hundred Years of Solitude 	Brian 	5
(Forty) Thieves * (50) Shades of Grey + Ready Players (One) 	2001: A Space Oddysey 	Erika 	10
(Nine) Princes in Amber - (Eight) Men Out 	One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest	Steve 	10
==== Final Standings ====
* Team 1: 90
* Team 2: 62