Season of the Turtle

Season of the Turtle is a song from The Looney Tunes Show sung by Cecil Turtle. It and "Sit Down" are the only two Merrie Melodies songs not to be part of any episode of the show.
== Lyrics ==
Cecil: (humming a song) Do-dey do-dey do-dey doh DOOOOH!!! Do-doh dey doh doooohhh!!! (bumps into someone) Excuse me?
Guy: Yeah?
Cecil: I beg your pardon but I believe you dinged my shell.
Guy: Get over it.
Cecil: I'm sorry?
Guy: I said get over it, greenie.
Cecil: Get over it? No you didn't.
(guitar solo)
Can you hear the distant thunder?
I'm about to lower the boom.
Cause you just crossed the wrong shell,
So prepare for your impending doom.
You've just engraved your own tombstone.
Get ready for a life of fear,
You'd best contact your employer,
So they know why you disappeared.
You just crossed the wrong shell.
You just made an enemy.
You messed with the wrong turtle,
When you chose to jack with me.
Revenge is a dish best served cold,
And you can bet mine will be swift
You unleashed a green volcano,
When you got this tortoise miffed.
(guitar solo)
When I was a chiiillllld,
Just hatched out of my egg.
I watched my siblings
Get devoured by SEAGUUUUUULLS.
And from that day,
I VOWWEEED,
I'd never go out like THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
Now I haven't drawn up the blueprints
But you can bet it's gonna get rough
You will live to regret this
Because my vengeance is so tough
For now I'm taking this paper
I'm gonna write a real mean note
This shell is my castle
And your about to drown in my moat
You just crossed the wrong shell
You just made an enemy
You messed with the wrong turtle
When you chose TO MESS WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(spins around)
EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Oh! Oh boy. Now you done it.
You Made ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!
(falling down)
OH! OH NO! OH NO! OH PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP! OH THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! OH THE HUMANITY! PLEASE!!!! CALL SOMEBODY!!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!
Little help?
Category:Audio Catalog
Category:Songs
Category:TLTS Merrie Melodies
Category:The Looney Tunes Show
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