不正常恋爱物语 (Bù Zhèngcháng Liàn'ài Wùyǔ)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Singer	Mo Qingxian	Yuezheng Longya	Both
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
每天撥打你的號碼 	měitiān bōdǎ nǐ de hàomǎ 	Dialing your number everyday
你不會知道我是誰的 	nǐ bù huì zhīdào wǒ shì shéi de 	You wouldn’t know who’s the caller
由我負責通訊名單 	yóu wǒ fùzé tōngxùn míngdān 	I’m in charge of the list of communications
獲得聯繫方式並不難 	huòdé liánxì fāngshì bìng bù nán 	It’s not difficult for me to procure your contact details
你在咖啡廳有工作 	nǐ zài kāfēi tīng yǒu gōngzuò 	You work as a waiter in a café
強烈的期待你的穿着 	qiángliè de qídài nǐ de chuānzhuó 	Strongly anticipating your attire
特地裝作偶然路過 	tèdì zhuāngzuò ǒurán lùguò 	I pretended I was walking by accidentally
滿意看到你的不知所措 	mǎnyì kàn dào nǐ de bùzhī-suǒcuò 	It satisfies me to see you at a loss
 	 	
每天收到匿名電話 	měitiān shōu dào nìmíng diànhuà 	Receiving calls everyday from an unknown caller
每天去你的博客檢查 	měitiān qù nǐ de bókè jiǎnchá 	Checking out your Weibo on a daily basis
偷偷拍下你的照片 	tōutōu pāi xià nǐ de zhàopiàn 	Taking photos of you in secret
今天你居然同我說了話 	jīntiān nǐ jūrán tóng wǒ shuō le huà 	You actually had a word with me today
等待你離開咖啡店 	děngdài nǐ líkāi kāfēi diàn 	Waiting for you to leave the café
悄悄地收下你的吸管 	qiāoqiāo de shōu xià nǐ de xīguǎn 	And stealthily take your used straw away
我知道這行為痴漢 	wǒ zhīdào zhè xíngwéi chīhàn 	I know this is deviant behavior
然而別人的看法與我無關 	rán'ér biérén de kànfǎ yǔ wǒ wúguān 	But I don’t give a damn about how the others think
 	 	
手指好看得不像話 	shǒuzhǐ hǎokàn dé bù xiàng huà 	His fingers are ridiculously pretty
嘴唇的弧度討我喜歡 	zuǐchún de húdù tǎo wǒ xǐhuān 	The curve of her lips is endearing
像失控的野馬 	xiàng shīkòng de yěmǎ 	Like a wild horse out of control
私密的心思在蔓延揮發 	sīmì de xīnsī zài mànyán huīfā 	Secret thoughts spread and volatilize
 	 	
剛才的是誰啊 	gāngcái de shì shéi a 	Who was that girl just now
那傢伙是誰啊 	nà jiāhuo shì shéi a 	Who is that guy
你們的關係看來很好嘛 	nǐmen de guānxì kàn lái hěn hǎo ma 	Your relationship seems to be quite close
努力克制之下不安的心情產生劇烈化學變化 	nǔlì kèzhì zhī xià bù'ān de xīnqíng chǎnshēng jùliè huàxué biànhuà	Under forceful constraint, my disturbed feelings undergo strong chemical reactions
陰魂不散 	yīnhúnbúsàn 	She is definitely his clingy ex
一定有意糾纏 	yīdìng yǒuyì jiūchán 	He must be pestering her on purpose
這種想法未免太複雜 	zhè zhǒng xiǎngfǎ wèimiǎn tài fùzá 	This thought process is a bit too complex
可是平時最擅長的笑容都變得陰沉了 	kěshì píngshí zuì shàncháng de xiàoróng dōu biàn dé yīnchén le 	But my skillful smile has dimmed down somewhat
 	 	
你在傍晚時間回家 	nǐ zài bàngwǎn shíjiān huíjiā 	You head towards home during dusk
路上的行人稀稀落落 	lùshàng de xíngrén xīxiluòluò 	Only a few passers-by on the streets
周圍一切渾然不覺 	zhōuwéi yīqiè húnrán-bùjué 	You aren’t aware of anything around you
這樣遲鈍的你像個傻瓜 	zhèyàng chídùn de nǐ xiàng gè shǎguā 	Slow to catch your surroundings, you’re like a little fool
墨鏡口罩躲在角落 	mòjìng kǒuzhào duǒ zài jiǎoluò 	Hiding at the street corner in a mask and sunglasses
華氏九十度你不熱嗎 	huáshì jiǔshí dù nǐ bù rè ma 	Aren’t you hot under 90 degrees Fahrenheit
如此打扮更加明顯 	rúcǐ dǎbàn gèngjiā míngxiǎn 	This attire makes you stand out even more
這都察覺不到的話是我傻 	zhè dōu chájué bù dào de huà shì wǒ shǎ 	I’d be a fool not to notice you
 	 	
你的外套異常浮誇 	nǐ de wàitào yìcháng fúkuā 	You’re wearing an extravagant overcoat
你腳上鞋子品味很差 	nǐ jiǎo shàng xiézi pǐnwèi hěn chà 	You’re wearing quite tasteless shoes
可欲望在腐化 	kě yùwàng zài fǔhuà 	But desire is rotting away
嫉妒的魔鬼在心底掙扎 	jídù de móguǐ zài xīndǐ zhēngzhá 	The devil of jealousy is struggling at the bottom of my heart
 	 	
如果是你的話 	rúguǒ shì nǐ de huà 	If it’s you
如果是你的話 	rúguǒ shì nǐ de huà 	If it’s you
絕不能輕易獲得原諒吧 	juébù néng qīngyì huòdé yuánliàng ba 	Then I wouldn’t be forgiven so easily
努力克制之下惡毒的心愿產生劇烈化學變化 	nǔlì kèzhì zhī xià èdú de xīnyuàn chǎnshēng jùliè huàxué biànhuà 	Under forceful constraint, my vicious wishes undergo strong chemical reactions
陰魂不散 	yīnhúnbúsàn 	He is definitely her clingy ex
一定有意糾纏 	yīdìng yǒuyì jiūchán 	She must be pestering him on purpose
這種想法果然太奇葩 	zhè zhǒng xiǎngfǎ guǒrán tài qípā 	This thought is way too ridiculous
可是平時最喜愛的笑容都變得礙眼了 	kěshì píngshí zuì xǐ'ài de xiàoróng dōu biàn dé àiyǎn le 	But the smile I like the most is turning unpleasant to look at
 	 	
如果對方是你的話 	rúguǒ duìfāng shì nǐ de huà 	If I’m in a relationship with you
 	 	
你只能屬於我 	nǐ zhǐ néng shǔyú wǒ 	You can only belong to me
請一直看着我 	qǐng yīzhí kànzhe wǒ 	Please, only look at me
你只能屬於我 	nǐ zhǐ néng shǔyú wǒ 	You can only belong to me
請一直看着我 	qǐng yīzhí kànzhe wǒ 	Please, only look at me
你只能屬於我 	nǐ zhǐ néng shǔyú wǒ 	You can only belong to me
請一直看着我 	qǐng yīzhí kànzhe wǒ 	Please, only look at me
那個人是誰啊 	nà gè rén shì shéi a 	Who is that person
那傢伙是誰啊 	nà jiāhuo shì shéi a 	Who is that guy
罪惡的花蕾在生根發芽 	zuì'è de huālěi zài shēnggēn fāyá 	The flower bud of sin germinates
 	 	
那個人是誰啊 	nà gè rén shì shéi a 	Who is that person
那傢伙是誰啊 	nà jiāhuo shì shéi a 	Who is that guy
嫉妒的心在胸腔中爆炸 	jídù de xīn zài xiōngqiāng zhōng bàozhà 	The heart of jealousy explodes in my chest
努力克制之下惡毒的心愿產生劇烈化學變化 	nǔlì kèzhì zhī xià èdú de xīnyuàn chǎnshēng jùliè huàxué biànhuà 	Under forceful constraint, my vicious wishes undergo strong chemical reactions
無路可走 	wúlù-kězǒu 	There is no way to go
根本無藥可救 	gēnběn wúyào-kějiù 	I’m incorrigible
負面的情緒毫無保留 	fùmiàn de qíngxù háowú bǎoliú 	No reserve for negative emotions
妒火中燒的我模樣一定非常可笑吧 	dùhuǒ zhōng shāo de wǒ múyàng yīdìng fēicháng kěxiào ba 	Do I not look laughable, burning away in the flames of jealousy
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