Characters Crossovers Parody Snowball Effect

My second fanfiction with Characters Crossovers Based on Snowball Effect.
[The episode begins with live-action footage of snow clouds appearing.]
French Narrator: Ah, observe the majesty of the mighty snow cloud. [scene fades to a snow flake falling into the sky] This giant cloud of snow is normally found floating in polar regions, can sometimes [Toon City Atoll is shown] stray into sunny skies, causing dramatic changes in climate [A snow cloud floats above the Toon City. The scene changes to show a wide shot of Toon City. Snow is shown falling] for a Cartoon, Crossover life.
[It starts to snow harder. Eventually, Toon City is blanketed in show. Screeno The Newzer Mixel appears wearing a snow hat.]
Screeno: Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet,
[A street in downtown Toon City is shown.]
Screeno: but a blanket... a blanket of snow!
[Toon City Park and its sign are shown covered in snow.]
Screeno: Yes, from the Toon City Parks...
[A Bird flies by.]
[The scene changes to show the Breadwinners' Swamp Pad.]
Screeno: to residential abodes...
[The scene changes to show a traffic light changing from "go" to "stop," then back to "go."]
Screeno: to bustling downtown...
[Unikitty's Castle is shown.]
Screeno: it's nothing but the white stuff.
[The scene shows a close up shot of Unikitty's door. Unikitty opens it and she and Pet Pet are shown.]
Unikitty: Whoopee!
Screeno: And local residents are taking notice! All schools are closed for a day, and all of the crossover residents are advised to wear very warm snow outfits.
[Unikitty and Pet Pet put on their Santa hats.]
[The scene pans through Crunchee the Muncho Mixel making a snowman, Prohyas and Vambre are making a snow Slumbo the Frosticon Mixel, SpongeBob makes a snow Krabby Patty and Patrick makes a snow rock, Phineas and Ferb are making a snow robot, EG Fluttershy makes a snow butterfly, Ami and Yumi are making a snow Flurr the Frosticon Mixel, and SwaySway is making a snow bread.]
[The scene changes to show Kitty Katswell wing to her Motorcycle. She has a blow dryer, turns it on and blows the snow off. She gets in and drives past the snow that was previously on her motorcycle.]
[Eddy [from Ed, Edd n Eddy] pops out of the snow and shakes his "fist".]
Eddy: Hey!
[A wide shot of Mojo Jojo's Lair is shown. A close shot of the doors is shown. Mojo Jojo opens the door.]
Mojo Jojo: [walks outside his Lair] What's this? Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy and rule the world! [He laughs evilly, but a bunch of snow falls on top of him.] Ahh... oh, stop! I wish to rule you! [he is now buried in snow.]
[The scene changes to show the earth pony Pinkie Pie. She has an idea.]
Pinkie Pie: Snow angel! [laughs while on the ground flapping her arms and legs. She stands up. She looks behind her to see a circle.] Oh... [a snowball hits her in the side of the head] Hey! [Unikitty whistles] Thanks a lot, Unikitty! While you were just standing there whistling, someone threw a snowball at me!
Unikitty: Oh, really, Pinkie? [giggles] Did the snowball look like this? [Throws another snowball. This one hitting Pinkie Pie's eyes]
Pinkie Pie: Yeah. [Unikitty laughs. Pinkie Pie runs over to Unikitty] This is serious, Unikitty. Someone's after me. I think I better leave town.
Unikitty: Pinkie Pie, I threw it. We're having a snowball fight. Don't you get it?
Pinkie Pie: Snowball fight? I want to play! I want to play!
Unikitty: Well, first, you have to make a snowball.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah. A snowball. [bends down and starts making a snowball] Oh, this is gonna be great! [shows her snowball but it's a cube] Huh? [tries making another snowball but it's a rectangular pyramid] Wha...? [tries making another snowball but it forms in the shape of DNA] Aw...! Unikitty, could you help me make a snowball?
Unikitty: Sure, pal. [makes a snowball and hands it to Pinkie Pie]
Pinkie Pie: Thanks, buddy. [throws it at Unikitty]
Unikitty: Pinkie Pie! How could you?
Pinkie Pie: It's a snowball fight, remember?
Unikitty: Oh yeah.
[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie stare at each other then run back to their forts they made out of snow. They start to throw lots of snowballs at each other.]
[The scene pans up then cuts to inside of The Loud House where Lori Loud is sitting by the fire with slippers on each leg]
Lori Loud: Ah, yes. Warm fire, cozy slippers, and a piping hot cup of tea with a lemon wedge. [she picks up the lemon wedge, then squirts lemon juice in her eye, which is now twitching] Why do I even bother? [Banging is heard outside. She looks outside to see Unikitty and Pinkie Pie building snow forts as we hear construction noises] Would you two please keep it down?!
Unikitty: Lori! You're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we'll defeat the Pink Menace!
Pinkie Pie: That's me!
Unikitty: I can start you off as a buck private, but with hard work, perhaps you can rise through the ranks and become a regular private!
Lori Loud: Thanks, but no, thanks, Major Stupidity. You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me. [snickers] Got 'em Both. [notices a snowball flying at her, so she ducks. The snowball puts out the fire] Grrrrrr!! [Lori closes the window]
Unikitty: Pinkie, you fool! This was over before it started! I will now consider your unconditional surren-... [a snowball hits her in the face, sending her into the snow. She then drowns in it] ...-der. [Pinkie Pie laughs hysterically] So that's how she wants it to go down.
[Unikitty takes off her Santa hat, revealing a funnel under it. Scoops up snow in the funnel and puts it on her head. She jumps up on her fort, takes a deep breath, and starts shooting snowballs at Pinkie Pie very fast]
Pinkie Pie: Huh? [as snowballs pile on her. She then stands up, revealing a bunch of snowballs lined up on her forehead] Ha! You missed me!
[Unikitty shoots more snow into Pinkie Pie's mouth. Slow motion occurs then resumes to normal speed. Pinkie Pie swallows the snowballs and blows out cold breath. A gun cocks and Unikitty fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in Pinkie Pie mouth]
Unikitty: Score one for the girls back home! [Pinkie Pie walks up to The Loud House and knocks on the door]
Lori Loud: Yes, who is it? [opens the door and Pinkie Pie is shown] Oh, Pinkie Pie. [Pinkie Pie is still choking] What an unpleasant surprise. Oh, boy, nothing like a game of charades. [Pinkie Pie swallows the snowballs]
Pinkie Pie: [in one breath] I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water, now I'm better.
Lori Loud: Fascinating. [she slams the door] Now, where was I? [Pinkie Pie knocks on the door again and Lori opens the door] What?
Pinkie Pie: [dancing around] Can I use your bathroom?
Lori Loud: Pinkie, go use your own bathroom.
Pinkie Pie: I don't think I can make it! Please?
Lori Loud: No.
Pinkie Pie: Please?
Lori Loud: No.
Pinkie Pie: Please?
Lori Loud: No.
Pinkie Pie: Please!
Lori Loud: Okay, make it quick.
Pinkie Pie: [Pause] That's okay.
[Lori widens her eyes]
Unikitty: Aha! Aiding the enemy! I've caught you red-handed, Lori!
Lori Loud: Look, Unikitty, I was just... [Unikitty throws a snowball at Lori but she ducks and it lands in the fire again, putting it out] Oh... That's it, Unikitty! You asked for it! [picks up a snowball.]
[Unikitty shrieks]
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Lori's on my side!
Lori Loud: I most certainly am not!
Unikitty: Then that means she's on my side!
Lori Loud: No, Unikitty, I'm not on your side either. I'm on no one's side. Snowball fights are for immature people and I will not stoop to your level. [drops the snowball] If you two want to knock each other's brains out with snowballs, kindly leave me out of it. [walks back inside and slams the door]
Pinkie Pie: Come on, Unikitty, let's go knock each other's brains out!
Unikitty: I'm ready!
Lori Loud: Hmm... [imagines Pinkie Pie throwing a snowball at Unikitty, knocking her brain out]
Unikitty: Okay, Pinkie, it's out.
Lori Loud: [snickers] Now there's something I'd literally like to see! [takes a chair up to one of the windows] Nothing wrong with getting a front-row seat, I suppose. [snickers] Ahh. Huh? What's this?
[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie are shaking their paws/hooves]
Lori Loud: Wha... I... no! [walks back outside] What are you two doing? You're supposed to be [punches the right side of her head] knocking each other's brains out!
Unikitty: We signed a peace treaty, Lori. [Pinkie Pie shows treaty] You were right, fighting is immature.
Lori Loud: No, no, no, I mislead you, it's immature for adults too! Give me that peace treaty! [rips the treaty into pieces] There! Let the war continue!
Unikitty: Lori, that wasn't the peace treaty. That was a copy of the peace treaty.
Lori Loud: Look, you two are giving up too easily. Now, Pinkie, pretend I'm Unikitty.
Pinkie Pie: And who am I?
Lori Loud: You're Pinkie Pie.
Unikitty: Can I be you?
Lori Loud: No! Wait, why?
Unikitty: Cause you're the oldest sister of the Loud Family.
Lori Loud: Would you butt out?!
Pinkie Pie: Hey, you can't talk to Lori like that, Lori!
Lori Loud: I'm Unikitty! You're Pinkie Pie! [Lori throws a snowball at Pinkie Pie's eyes] Now, what are you going to do? [Pinkie Pie throws it back at Lori hitting her eyes] Pinkie, why didn't you hit Unikitty?
Pinkie Pie: You said you were Unikitty, Unikitty.
Unikitty: [imitating Lori] She's literally right, Lori! [laughs in her regular voice]
Lori Loud: [silently] Oh, boy. All right, I can see where this is going. Let's just say for all intents and purposes that I, Lori, am now part in this war. Now...
Unikitty: If you're in this war, then where's your fort?
Lori Loud: I don't have one, okay? Now...
Pinkie Pie: You got to have a fort, Lori.
Unikitty: Forts win wars, Lori.
Lori Loud: [growls] Okay, fine! You want a fort? [makes a small snow fort] There. There's your fort! Now...
Pinkie Pie: That fort's too small, Lori.
Lori Loud: It's okay, Pinkie. It's just a demonstration. Now...
Unikitty: She's right, Lori. That thing would never protect a specimen of your size. It's downright puny.
Lori Loud: Trust me, it's fine.
[Pinkie Pie throws a snowball at Lori. She wipes the snow off her face]
Unikitty: See, it is too small.
Lori Loud: Not if I crouch down. I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down. [crouches down] See? Down here, I am perfectly...
[Pinkie Pie throws a snowball at Lori]
Unikitty: Exposed.
Lori Loud: Would you two please... [Pinkie Pie throws a snowball at Lori] ...stop throwing... [Pinkie Pie throws another snowball at Lori] ...snowballs?!
[Pinkie Pie pauses and throws another snowball at Lori. Lori growls and retaliates with a snowball of her own and throws it. but Unikitty and Pinkie Pie ducked and the snowball hits Buhdeuce, who was going on a walk. He fell backwards]
Buhdeuce: Ow.
[The scene cuts back to Unikitty, Pinkie Pie and Lori]
Unikitty: [gasps] Lori returned fire!
Pinkie Pie: Then it's war!
Lori Loud: No-no... no, wait, wait, wait! [crouches down behind her snow fort] I was just giving a demonstration!
[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie throw lots of snowballs at Lori. Lori ends up looking like a snowman from all the snowballs that hit her. A hat then falls on her head. She then growls and breaks out of the snowman]
Lori Loud: All right, that's it! You guys asked for it! [throws a snowball at Unikitty] I got her! Ha! I really got her! [laughs] In your face, Unikitty! [laughs] This was actually kind of... exciting! Why... I've literally never felt so alive!
Pinkie Pie: [laughs] She got you good, Unikitty! [Lori throws a snowball at Pinkie Pie and then throws lots of snowballs at Unikitty and Pinkie Pie] Take cover! [they crouch down as Lori continues to throw snowballs]
Lori Loud: [as she throws snowballs and laughs] Take that... I got you... Yeah... oh, I got you... oh, take that... Whoa, I got you that time... Oh yeah... [she starts to throw snowballs rapidly] Incoming!
[Unikitty peeps up and Pinkie Pie approaches her]
Pinkie Pie: Hey, Unikitty?
Unikitty: Yes, Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: I think Lori's taking this really seriously. [Lori's clarinet is wedged in Pinkie Pie's forehead] That last one has her clarinet in it.
Unikitty: Hmm... looks like it's time for Plan B.
[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie both tiptoe away while Lori continues to throw snowballs.]
[Lori eventually stops throwing snowballs, gets tired and pants]
Lori Loud: What's going on? The snowballs have stopped falling. I better take advantage of this momentary cease-fire.
Lori Loud: [notices her fort is a little lopsided and gasps] What? My left flank is exposed? That bloated pink pony is gonna run right through me!
Lori Loud: [grabs more snow and pats it down] I'll just fix that right now. [laughs] Wait, that makes my north wall a weak spot! Here we go! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Lori Loud: [grabs more snow and pats some more on the north side] Oh, oh, oh! But if they attack from the rear, I'm a goner! [she pats snow on the back of the fort] There... Ha-ha!
Lori Loud: [gasps] But what about the possibility of an aerial attack?! [starts digging more snow on her fort.]
[Scene cuts to a few seconds later where Lori has a gigantic fort, near the top of the tree]
Lori Loud: I guess that ought to do it! [laughs wildly] Fort Lori is now all but impenetrable! [laughs more] Now, where are those fools? [snow falls on Lori's head] Ha! The first shot has been fired!
Lori Loud: [throws a snowball while more snow falls on her head] Take this, Pinkie Pie! [throws another snowball as more snow falls on Lori] Taste my frozen fury! [throws two snowballs.]
[The camera zooms out to show the snow from a tree is falling on Lori's head]
Lori Loud: Victory is mine! [laughs wildly] Whee! Ha-ha! Well, I got you now!
[Lori keeps throwing snowballs]
[Inside Unikitty's Castle, Unikitty and Pinkie Pie are watching TV and sipping some cocoa]
Unikitty: Did you hear something, Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Man on TV: Get out the snowshoes and the shovels.
THE END.
Category:Crossovers
Category:Parodies