Bloppo the Chimp

: "Meh."- Bloppo the Chimp
==Who is Bloppo?==
Bloppo is a character conceived by Lamango, Weirdo Sheep, and several other community members from the Vinesauce community. He was seen as a character who was schedualed to appear in the Apple Dave Chronicles web cartoon series. (A terrible cartoon idea by Lamango.). Originally, he was meant to be the shady room mate to the always eager to please Watermelon Jones.
==History and Biography==
=== Original intent ===
Bloppo was a shady chimp with many connections to a seedy underground workings of Fruit City, meeting up with local Mechanic, Watermelon Jones. Bloppo also claims to own many resorts and timeshares and will often hide out there if the fuzz gets to much. 
Apple Dave and Bloppo have an unsteady relationship and only work together if need be. At least once, Apple Dave has shaved Bloppo in retaliation for the double talk. 
=== RP Lore ===
"Meh" is all there is need to be said about Bloppo. Originally a chimp on display at the Bronx Zoo, Bloppo found his way into the space ship (SOMEHOW) of Lamango and his crew. Most of the crew treat him as a regular chimp, but sometimes, there's odd sightings of Bloppo committing tax fraud, trying to start pyramid schemes, and other shady dealings. 
For some reason, Lamango would take a bullet for Bloppo, after the chimp proved his loyalty when protecting Lamango's youngest child, Musume, from the Atragon's captain, Douglas Gordon.
Despite being a chimp, Bloppo has been around for almost 50 years. He usually sleeps in a trunk aboard the Garumada, and has heard whispers of 'revisiting the Earth'. He could care less, really.
=== Deeper Lore ===
=== The return to Earth. ===
Bloppo, after cutting ties with the Dragon Caesars, went into hiding once he returned to Earth in late 2019. There, he gathered like minded apes, including distinguished scientist Prof. Bobo, Bongo, Spank and Peanut and started a drug, weapons and illegal fruit dealing business. Things went south when Garrison Gibbon, lord and kingpin of a large fruit smuggling ring contacted Bloppo and his crew.
After dealings fell through and the turds hit the fan (and everything else in the room), Prof. Bobo shot and Peanut missing in action, Bloppo went into hiding, but has somehow managed to hire body doubles. One of these body doubles recently appeared in Roflgator's lobby, but something was off. (This body double spoke full sentences of actual words and not 'MEH') and went on about Bloppo's origins. When contacted again about Bloppo's whereabouts, Watermelon Jones could only be quoted with: "Hey Dudes, I ain't his keeper."
=== Involvement with Inner-Tube TV ===
Near the end of October, Bloppo once again resurfaced, under the guise of Bleppo. As Bleppo, he contacted Lamango and now runs the Ape Network for Inner-Tube TV and partakes in music videos and instructional shorts and manages a band of singing gorillas called 'The Gorillage People'. His resurfacing caught the attention of the Gibbon Gang and many attempts to bring Bloppo to ape justice have been met with resistance (of screaming and turd flinging.)
=== Rivalry ===
Bloppo, since joining Inner-Tube, has gained a rival. A monkey named, fittingly, Monkey. While Bloppo is an ape of few words, Monkey is a well spoken, posh, proper simian who torments Bloppo every chance he gets. Monkey has even taunted Bloppo into a 'chase', where Monkey would award anyone who catches him with a voucher for 0.01 British Pounds. Bloppo was almost successful, surrounding Monkey with enraged foxes, but the wiley Monkey has escaped. 
Other then this, Bloppo sometimes joins the Simian Research Facility in their efforts for finding the 'True Banana'. The True Banana is what the 'Banana Flavoring' is based off of.
On June 1st, Bloppo was detained for driving while under the influence (of pasta), and was placed in Solitary Chimp Confinement. He was busted out by his pal Bobo and Bumbo.
=== The Return of Apple Dave ===
On June 10th, Bloppo was reunited with his 'fruit' friends, which almost came to a physical altercation when he offhandedly joked that Apple Dave's kids were baked into a pie. (They actually were. At least two Apple Dave's offspring were.) Despite this, Apple Dave and Bloppo continue to work in the Inner-Tube TV HQ and often 'crossover' into each other's segments. The two officially teamed up for the controversial Donkey Rump (a Jackass inspired show).
==Theories==
How Bloppo escaped the Bronx Zoo is up to debate. Lamango's eldest child, Kim, believes he was used as a test subject at one point, became super intelligent, made his way to Japan, to the island Lamango claimed, and got onto the ship.
Another theory is Bloppo is somehow a de-evolved human who gained sentience due to a high potassium intake.
== Ape-Pocalyps ==
Bloppo, when returning to Earth in late 2019, formed a gang of other apes he liberated from zoos and test labs. These members include
* Proffessor Bobo: Originally a test gorilla in a now defunct lab, Proffessor Bobo was given a serum that turned him into a super genius. By ape terms. He's still friggin stupid. He serves as Bloppo's translator.
* Spanky: A Capuchin monkey that Bloppo liberated from the Monkey House in Walt Disney's Wild Kingdom.
* Chitters: A spider-monkey fem-fatale that has gone missing after robbing Bloppo.
* Bongo: A massive orangutan that was used to test Muscle Milk, Bloppo's hired muscle.
* Peanut: A chimp that suffered the same fate of Prof. Bobo and serves as his assistant. Heavily hints that he has a pen pal wife in Canada.
* The 'squatch: A sasquatch liberated from Area 53, always seeks peace options as opposed to violence.
* Cheeks: A Baboon with a blue ass.
* Bumbo: A bonobo saved from an Ape Reserve in Florida, seen as the 'God Father' of the group.
* Screech: A howler monkey that was bought as an illegal exotic pet.
* Chimchim: A circus chimp that was a trained clown.
*Gorilla: Just a regular ass gorilla. 
* Bodydoubles: At least 12 bodydoubles have been confirmed to be sighted around the world, with one appearing in Roflgator's Lobby.
==Quotes==
*"Meh"
*"Meh meh mehly meh mehlelmeh meh heh meh moh? MEH MEH MUH!"- An absolutely filthy joke as told by Bloppo that landed him in hot water with the Gibbons.
*"Meh mah meh."- Warning to everyone not to deflate his stress relief clown.
==Trivia==
*Bloppo originally was in VRChat back in 2017 before it became the norm to stream it. 
*Kim seems to be the only one who can understand Bloppo's way of 'talking'. 
*Bloppo is well known for his 'singing'. (Yes, it consist solely of MEH.) His favorite song is "Macho Man."
*He is known for his crude humor.
*He has heard whispers about a yellow cat, and wants to start a arms dealership.
*Originally, Bloppo was going to be a comedic foil for the always happy and positive Watermelon Jones. The cartoon concept was people with fruit heads, such as Apple Dave, Banana Chad, Watermelon Jones, and Pear Joe, fighting the 'man' which were people with vegitable heads. Bloppo was one of the rare non-fruit characters. 
*His outlook on life is usually what wiki editor Lamango thinks about most subjects that disinterest him. 
*Bloppo has a distinct hatered for Lemurs, wishing they'd choose if they're apes/simians or not. 
*While Bloppo's original translator, Kim, went on to become the next successor of Dragon Caesars, Bloppo found a new translator in Professor Bobo. 
*Is a strict believer that Nathan's Hotdogs are made from Gorilla meat. 
*Claims to have served in Saigon.  
*Bloppo the Chimp was once randomized in a VRChat Wiki Trivia event and Jor Rilla for being on the losing team was assigned to portray the role of the fictional character the following days. As explained in the lore section, this was one of his many body doubles since the Gibbon Gang is out in droves attempting to locate him.
*Highly allergic to Fanta.
*Has never once heard of or seen I love Lucy but can recite the famous "Vitameatavegamin" skit. 
*Has since gained a golden tooth in October of 2020. 
*Can unclog a toilet with out using a plunger or his hands.
*During January of 2020, Bloppo somehow, dropped out of college.
*Was very temperamental that someone went into his Rockband game and deleted his character.
*Despite one of his quotes, Bloppo hates clowns and doesn't own anything such as a stress relief clown.
*His house consists of a tire swing hanging from a tree. That's it.
*May or may not have bought the 'services' of the Pastatutes (Pasta based prostitutes) and may or may not know Riggy Rigatoni. 
**Bloppo turns out, gets drunk after consuming pasta.
*The only English Bloppo has officially spoken was during a rap battle against Monkey, in which he needed to be censored. 
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