Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 1

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle is the first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the first installment of Season 1. It was released on February 22, 2013. It features magician and learner, Twilight Sparkle, rapping against lazy blue jay, Mordecai.
==Cast:==
Matthew Thomas as Mordecai
Maggie Marcus as Twilight Sparkle
Matthew Thomas as Shining Armor
==Lyrics:==
===Mordecai:===
Ohhh no, it’s time to battle a pony,
I could play video games on a T.V made by sony.
So you are a pony named after a movie about vampires,
Your pink friend is pyscho, and the orange one is a liar.
Even though i can’t fly and you’re blue friend can fly,
I’ll just cut her wings off and watch her die,and i’ll turn her into burger meat,
that’ll teach her for being such a douchebag and getting on my nerves!
===Twilight:===
Your friendship isn't magic, it’s just so cruel,
I could get my pet dragon and win this punchies duel.
Calm down little bird, go back to Fluttershy,
cause i think you got away and got high.
This place is Ponyville, which means no giant birds
Princess Celestia tells you everything cause you never learned.
How much love did you get? i’m guessing none,
cause your personality is just a piece of horse dung.
===Mordecai:===
I’m high, said the pony who has a pink friend,
that’s always smoking meth and it will be the end,
of her, Sparkle? i bet that bell didn't rung
And by the end of the song i’ll just say yay-yuh!
===Shining Armor:===
Hey, don’t you talk to my sister like that, i could kick you’re butt,
I wish you and you’re gay friend got sprayed by that skunk.
How can fight me? i am married and you’re not,
The elements of harmony will take you away from Canterlot!
==Poll==
<poll> Who won
Mordecai
Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor </poll>
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