We Didn't Start The Fire

So here's a tavern song for ya...
 	Lyrics	Events Referenced
Verse 1 	
* Kol Darim, Mir Osod, Tribunal, Guzuth Toth,
* Gauntlet splinters, Pelor's Razor, Bracken's our new home,
* Luskan troops, Vreigardt sloops, orcs and ogres at the gate,
* Bloody fields, spinning wheels, Carmogan again.	
* First Darim-Drow War (1481)
*Gauntlet splintering to Pelor's Razor (1485)
* First Vreigardt War (1486-7) and siege of Carmogan
Verse 2 	
* Startouched, Ysgard, Lliira's gone, Tyr's dead,
* Trajan, the God Slayer, and Talona's Wasting Plague
* Thieves' Guild, Catastrophe, Vreigardts in Kol Darim,
* Bruisers, Rounswells, Bracken's got a king again!	
*Vezrath kills Tyr and Lliira on Ysgard (1490)
*Trajan gains Hazirawn (1490)
*Talona's Wasting Blight (1490)
*The Violet Catastrophe (1490)
* Vreigardt occupation of Kol Darim (1490)
*The Battle of Bracken (1490)
*King Altor Mazander's rise (1490)
Chorus 	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
 	
* Bracken Ripper, Blackfeld, Cassalanter's dirty deed,
* Lionheart, Dain and Crow, Darim-Drow's stopped,
* Neverember, Silverhand, Naysayer's golden land,
*Waterdeep, rioting, and the last crusade.
*	
*Heinrich becomes the Ripper (1493)
*The Blackfeld Abbey splits (1491)
*Amelio contracts The Golden Flock to exterminate Aomodosian changelings (1492)
*Isabelle Lionheart kills the Bracken ripper (1497)
*Crow and Dain fall and the Darim-Drow War ends (1500)
*Dagult Neverember disappears and is replaced by Laeral Silverhand (1500)
* The Naysayers acquire Dagult's gold (1502)
*The Waterdeep Riots (1502-1504)
*The The Last Crusaders (1504)
 	
* Cassalanter, Silverhand, gonna get that sword back,
* Nova Scandzia, Khepri, Disforzas on the run,
* Liberators, King's Stead, Fort Helena, and the Fed,
*Flock, Hunters, Rakkimar, Fixers in the Roaring Hearth!
*	
*Amelio Cassalanter becomes Lord of Waterdeep (1507)
*Laeral Silverhand becomes governor of Fort Helena (1507)
*Karrus Weyloran journeys to get his sword back in Rakkimar (1504)
*Xantic-Lusken squabbles over Nova Scandzia (1511)
*Khepri I and II set off (1508, 1512)
*Disforza family is brought to ruin (1512)
*The Lakayan Federationis founded by the The Lakayan Liberators (1513)
*Aric of The Monster Hunters leads the Flock and Fixers to kill Lyslen MacEoin in the The Roaring Hearth (1513)
Chorus 	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
 	
* Scarossar, Union Hack, Lusken wants her city back,
* Flock's done, Serpent's Head, Rounswell palace painted red,
* Treaty signed, Fireball, Dead are comin' back to brawl
* Vortic Isles and Lakay, gonna fight another day	
* Waterdeep declares independence (1514)
* The Union Hacks are formed (1514)
* The Golden Flock is shattered (1514)
* The Serpent's Head takes over Bracken (1514)
* The Maw kills many important people in Rounswell Palace (1514)
* The Treaty of Passage (1516)
* The Fireball Nullification and Great Resurrection Event (1516)
* Vortais-Lakayan alliance (1516)
 	
* Lusken march, travel guide, navy on the blindside,
* City's sacked, Spear's nicked, now please welcome Lord Smytt,
* Calinezzi, Datria, splinter states, Junta,
* Silverton, Pătrat, Vendetta, Tree and Branch!	
* The Lusken Empire sets off for Scarossar (1519)
* Fira Nazar's Travels published (1517)
* Vortais-Lakayan Navy sets off (1519)
* The Sack of Luskan (1519)
* West Marchers steal Cassalanter's Spear (1519)
* Renaer Smytt elected lord of Waterdeep (1519)
* Calinezzi Company Ltd takes over Cassalanter Industries (1520)
* The Datrian Empire occupies Pelia, now Datria (1519)
* Many Peninsula splinter states form (1519-1520)
* Carm Junta forms (1519)
* Elias Silverton assassinated (1521)
* Pătrat formed (1521)
* Calinezzi vendetta on the West Marchers (1521)
* Tree of Death killed (1521)
Chorus 	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
 	
* Coaxite, Papa Warad, oil in the moor lands, 
* Xinlelal, Kerosene, Battle of the Sandbar Sea,
* Don Zaretti, war's away, Imperyia in Lakay,
* Country Bumpkins, Santa Claus, revolution won't pause,
* Loveridge, Red Hand, fire on my command,
* Machine guns on a train, no one knows who to blame!	
* West Marchers swindle Verdis for Coaxite (1521)
* Warad becomes an anti-war figurehead (1521)
* Moor Wars (1521-1522)
* Teal Brotherhood bomb a Xinlelal peaceful meeting (1522)
* Cassalanter Kerosene and Tar attacked by sappers (1522)
* Battle of the Sandbar Sea between the Pătrat and the Vortais-Lakayan Navy (1522)
* Don Zaretti becomes Waterdeep lord (1524)
* Moor Wars dwindle to a close (1524)
* Western Purchase of Lakayan land by the Vola Imperiya (1522)
* The Country Bumpkins chase down Bullseye Jack's gold (1529)
* 'Red Hawk Down' incident (1530)
* Waterdeep's Industrial Revolution begins (1530s)
* The Loveridge Family rises to power (1540s)
* The Red Hand's reign of terror (1552)
* Hotchkiss-Davis Model 1544 LMRs stolen and then blown up (1552)
Chorus 	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
 	
* Brimchin, Hjarofjall, Trajan's final farewell,
* Lanchester, Barney dies, No More Mr. Nice Guy,
* Councils, wedding vows, murders in the holy house,
* Oracles, martial law, I can't take it anymore!	
* The Agents of Chaos rescue Erik Brimchin in Guzuth Toth (1552)
* Luke Stormwind bests Trajan for Hazirawn (1553)
* Shootout at the Lanchester Steelworks & Barney Bombs's death (1553)
* NMV No More Mr. Nice Guy blown up (1553)
* Convocation of Waterdeep set up (1553)
* Maxwell Loveridge and Perennial Althier marry (1554)
* Éothain's Funeral (1560)
* The Oracles assume control of Waterdeep (1560).
Chorus x4	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it	We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
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