Mario Opens Up A Soup Kitchen (PurpleIsSus1985’s Version)

Mario Opens Up A Soup Kitchen is a game to release 10/12/2021. It is rated T for Terrible.
===Story===
Bowser barges into the Mushroom Kingdom’s Town Hall and pays $1,000,000,000 to become the new mayor. Toadsworth accepts the bribe, and gives Bowser the position. However, Bowser takes all the money, and makes the Mushroom Kingdom’s economy collapse. Mario opens up a soup kitchen to raise money, to overthrow Bowser.
===How to Play===
Cheat the money of citizens that come to your soup kitchen by selling terrible soup at overpriced prices. If the citizens get too angry, they will call the police, and you will get arrested. That is why you should use the citizen for the next soup.
Once you get $499, you can afford a iPhone X from T-Mobile. This item will allow you to check the stock market, butt-dial people, and troll them on Facebook. You can also yeet it at people (one-time use only).
Soon, the stock market will crash and your goal will become larger. This means you have to get money at all costs, even if it means killing Princess Peach.
===Your Apartment===
When you think you can afford the rent, you get an apartment. Here you can sleep in a brick-hard bed, eat 30-year old Epoisse de Bourgogne, and get used to your loud roommate, Sonic.
===The CIA Agents===
Soon, you will encounter CIA agents. They are trying to overthrow Bowser too. They will hire you, but only if you pay them $100,000. Bowser is looking really rich when you face off the first time.
===Boss Battles===
Boss battles are like E.T. The Videogame on the Commodore 64. You fall into pits you can’t get out of. The boss will randomly come on screen and give you a Game Over. To win, you literally have to code the entire battle, then fall into the pits and hope you magically win the battle.
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