Slam Shidy

Slam Shidy (birth name Solomon Harold Shilzder III) is an alter-ego created by TheBoy2007. It is a parody of American rapper Eminem's alter-ego, Slim Shady.
== Early Life ==
Slam Shidy was born on December 10th, 1997 to Satan and Eminem, who denies this claim. According to Satan, he was a very good child. But this is Satan, so, that meant he was a absolute bitch. He was arrested 13 times so far in his life. He has been to rehab 3 times, first time from 2006-2008, 2011-12, and 2014-2016.
== Arrests ==
# February 23, 1999 (Age: 1. Arrested for murdering his father's new wife).
# May 23, 2000 (Age: 2. Arrested for selling drugs, and underage drinking).
# May 26, 2002 (Age: 4. Arrested for attempted murder of the president).
# November 12, 2004 (Age: 6. Attempting to cause a storm on the capitol [HMMM]).
# December 6, 2005 (Age 7: Arrested for doing all past charges, and for murdering his brother, Slim Shady, along with his father Eminem).
# May 19, 2009 (Age: 11. Arrested for murdering Ray J, raping Kim Kardashian, murdering her, and then disrupting the filming of a fan film of The Duke of Hazzard).
# December 21, 2009 (Age: 12. Arrested for doing previous charge).
# June 18, 2010 (Age: 12. Arrested for burning down his father's former wife's house).
#November 5, 2013 (Age: 15. Arrested for robbing a bank, murdering a teller, a dog, and attempting suicide).
#December 17, 2017 (Age: 20. Arrested for drowning a man, and raping the man's girlfriend).
#August 31, 2018 (Age: 20. Arrested for attempting to murder Machine Gun Kelly, and kamikazing a hijakced plane of the coast of Africa).
#January 17, 2020 (Age 22. Arrested for murdering his wife Skylar Grey).
#December 18, 2020 (Age: 23. Arrested for going on a murder spree.).
== Prison Sentences ==
# June 8, 1999 - March 8, 2000
# May 23, 2001 - February 23, 2002
# July 22, 2003 - April 22, 2004
# June 7, 2005 - October 11, 2005 (Ended early for good behavior, meant to end March 7, 2006)
# January 17, 2006 - December 6, 2007
# June 2, 2009 - August 11, 2009
# February 9, 2010 - April 13, 2010
# June 8, 2011 - March 8, 2012
# February 5, 2014 - April 10, 2016
# March 27, 2018 - July 6, 2018
# November 30, 2018 - August 30, 2019
# January 31, 2020 - October 31, 2020
# December 25, 2020 - February 28, 2022
== Personal Life ==
He was abused by the kids at Hell Schools because he his half human. He has three children, SJ, Bruce (named after his [not at time] late grandfather), and Holly. He married Skylar Grey on October 19th, 2016. But I wont talk anything else because you already know what happened to her. (See Arrest #12). He has one song released so far. Whenever he goes to jail, he seems to get pardoned by Satan (who stole money from Suge Knight Jr.) 
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