The Reading Badge, OLD VERSION!

This is the old version of Hey Duggee - The Reading Badge (Lost, but Not Really Creepy Episode), retold.
It all started with a video. And a Duggee video, indeed. It was all 91 episodes and two lost ones. It was b/w Wilkins commercials, and new ones too! The first lost episode was the meat badge. The second one was the story you are reading on your computer. It was the old version of The Reading Badge.
Previously...: The Episode's Recap
The episode started with the Squirrels in Hades. The Devil appears and says "So, what will be your tykoto (demise)?" Roly says "Old a-" but is cut off by Satan. He says "Nope! Tell you what, I'll make Chew-Chew evil and you will be DEAD!" Duggee says "Woof woof woof woof woof woof? (Is that necessary?)" Satan says "YES!" Satan roars, then the screen goes black.
Out of the Frying Pan, into HECK!: The Intro and the Cartoon (without credits)
The intro played, but everyone was naked. Weird. Then the cartoon started. The Squirrels were running around naked and like crazy! They said "READING IS GOOD FOR YOU!" And then they went into the Bamboo Forest (at least that's what the episode calls it). With DUGGEE. Chew-Chew appeared demonically creepy. Very creepy. The Squirrels were shocked! Chew-Chew said "GRAAAAAAA! (CHAAAAAARGE!)" and charged into the Squirrels. The Squirrels were MAULED! Literally! Blood and guts were everywhere, and the Squirrels were screaming in agony! The corpses of the Squirrels look very creepy. Blood in places, lungs tore out, brain exposed. YUCK! It cut to black. For a while, a static screen showed Chew-Chew demonically lunging at the camera.
What a Heartwarming Story: The End
The episode ended with Duggee's grave. A MIDI organ version of the end theme played. Duggee's grave read:
HERE LIES
DUGGEE THE DOG
1957-2018
Got mauled by Chew-Chew the demonic panda.
"Woof!"
When the episode ended, The Pizza Badge played. The VHS was sold on eBay by Book from BFB. Four picked it up... and it happened all over again.
Note: If you find this, crush it!
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