Stellarlune: The Messed Up Reality Show

Note before you read: This is a comedic script that doesn't have a solid plot. A lot of these things you wouldn't be technically able to do so in the series. So please don't take anything seriously and just enjoy :D
=== Episode 1- Reactions, Plans, and an Unfortunate Keefe ===
 Location: Lost Cities, Havenfield
 Date: 12/04/2022
 Time: 12:00 P.M
POV: Sophie’s
*Sophie reads Keefe's letter*
Sophie: H3LL NAH, he did not…
*Dex just stealing all the mallowmelt in the kitchen downstairs*
Dex: What happ-
*Gets cut off by a loud roar*
Lex: YEEHAW
Sophie: Dex you’re my best friend but, WHY DID YOU INVITE THEM?
*Marella enters with sunglasses and shopping bags gracefully like the Goddess she is*
Marella: I heard Sophie screaming and brought popcorn. Whenever she’s screaming, there’s obviously drama.
*starts eating popcorn*
*Biana from the doorway*: What did I miss?
*Sophie in an innocent voice*: Dex, what would hurt more? A broken nose or a broken wrist?
Dex *facepalms*
Marella: Here I thought Fitz and his chandelier drama was the best,
Biana: I have Elwin on speed dial and the 5 medical emergency boxes he made for you, but firstly what happened?
*Grady from downstairs*: THAT BOY LEFT
Sophie: Grady can I uhh use your baseball bat? Research and educational purposes of course.
Grady: yeah whatever
Sandor: I’m com-
Everyone: WE KNOW
Sophie: Ok everyone going to follow me now like grim reapers? Cool. Let’s bring the little demons too. I’m just going to yell in his mind and then remind him about the two brain-cells he has left remaining.
Dex: Sounds good, where we going?
Sophie: Well we’re finding that mop-head and maybe getting a KFC giant bucket..
*Dex trying to act responsible* I don’t think we-
Sophie: You can take my mallowmelt for the rest of the year.
Dex: Sold, but I expect homework answers too.
Sophie: I'll just blow up the school to annoy Leto and you won't even need them.
Biana: CAN WE GO NOW?
Sophie: Yeah, first let me just-
*10 minutes later*
*Sandor locked in Sophies wardrobe*
Vertina: Underappreciated, neglected, ignored. Oh what a treacherous fate.
Sandor *glaring at her* Indeed
=== Episode 2: A very... Interesting makeover ;D ===
 Location: London, a coffee shop
 Date:12/04/2022
 Time: 3:30 P.M
POV: Keefe 
*Keefe drinking coffee* 
*Listening to the tEa behind him*
Chav 1:*obnoxious chewing gum sounds* NO WAY, he did that.
Another Chav: He did. Honestly, horrifying taste as well. *looks at Keefe* Is he listening to us?
*The whole group dragging Keefe with their iron fist grips*
*Cue the makeover montage that Dis-Knee always has (I’m not in the mood to get sued today) *
*Keefe is now a mix of a chav and just a hot mess*
Keefe: MY HAIR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR? *covers mouth instantly*
Chav 2: He talks! We did you a favour hon.
Chav 3: We should have charged him money though.
*Half an hour later, Keefe is still listening (with interest as well) *
Chav 1 *looks at phone*
*Nearly spits gum out*
Chav 3: I swear if Chad asked you AGAIN-
Chav 1: No, I blocked him. Look at THIS though, there’s this trending video of a girl crashing a helicopter into a high school on the news. Says her name’s... Sophie?
Chav 3: Americans these days.
Chav 2: I’m 1.5% American you-
Keefe: And I’m screwed. *Cue the immense panicking*
*Keefe runs out of the café and onto the street*
Dex *inside a car with Marella driving*: SENCEN, GET OUT OF THE WAY. I think I’m going to be sick-
*Car narrowly misses Keefe*
*Marella stops car in the middle of the pavement*
Marella: Dex, if you’re going to be sick, do not be sick on my shoes. As far away as possible or else I’m going to be sick too and it’ll become a never-ending cycle. Then the triplets will-
Dex: Oh oh.
Marella: Please tell me, you did not forget your own siblings in an illegal area.
Dex: I’m sure-
*The triplets getting a makeover done by the Chavs*
Rex: DJBEHGFSJV AHHH
Dex: Did he just malfunction like an NPC?
*Keefe and Marella glaring at Dex*
Dex: Oh yeah Keefe. WAIT, THERE YOU ARE. WHAT IN THE HOLY MALLOWMELT ARE YOU WEARING? NAUR YOUR HAIR-
Marella: Anyways, we need to warn you. Sophie’s even madder at you than Fitz when you threw a tomato at Lea the Chandelier. Huh, it’s almost like this is a messed up show or something.
Keefe *slowly*: But.. how did you find me? Also I threw a stink bomb, get your facts right.
*Marella dramatically gasps*
Dex: YOU sir, should be scared. We managed to track you down by Sophie doing her weird all-seeing telepathy tricks. She dropped us here to find you and bring you hos-
Marella *elbows him*: Actually, we came to WARN you. Sophie’s somewhere with Biana right now because they insisted on getting this thing called KFC which has this man who smiles and stares at your soul, serving you CHICKEN. Can you imagine!?
Keefe *nervous sweating*
Dex: Get in the car and remind me never to come with Sophie anywhere again, ESPECIALLY if it involves Marella and a car.
Marella: HEY- *car crashes into a lamp post*
Episode 3: Edaline’s Social Battery
 Location: Lost Cities, Havenfield
 Date: 12/04/2022
 Time: 4:20 P.M
POV: Grady 
POV: Grady
*At Havenfield*
*Councillors break the door open*#
Emer: Mr and Mrs Ruewen?
Edaline: You do NOT just break into MY house and go 'Mr and Mrs Ruewen' like the snobby people you are. WHO do you think is repairing that door!?
*Councillors are genuinely scared whilst Grady's used to it*
Emery: Umm... anyways. We have gotten news from one of our servants, I mean Regents, that your daughter and her friends are in the Lost Cities.
Grady: I was waiting for the news part..
Emery: Goodness. Well, we got one of the human devices which had the 'news'. I think you might want to see this video.
*The Video*
*Sophie chasing Keefe (who's still a Chav) with a bat outside a coffee shop*
*Keefe running for his life*
*Marella cheering her on *
Dex and Biana: KEEFE RUN
Keefe: Someone SAVE ME.
*End of Video*
*Tam, Lihn and Fitz knock*
Tam: The Councillors told us to come here
Lihn: Let me guess, a plan where they tried to stop someone with their world domination idea but nearly died in the process? OR they started a war? Or..
*Watches Video*
Fitz: She went WITHOUT me. But we're cOgNaTeS
*Lihn rolls her eyes* Get over it Vacker.
*Tam secretly proud*: My sister has an attitude and rolls her eyes now. What has happened to the world?
*The Crusty Feet-Smelling Old man breaks the back door open*
Edaline: What is wrong with you elves!? Even these children knocked. You’re ALL repairing it. I'm done with today. *looks at the trio* I’ll make sure to bake you guys some Mallowmelt.
*Edaline glares at the Councillors and walks out*
The Crusty Feet-Smelling Old man *out of breath*: It’s about Sophie, she’s gotten k!dnapped-
=== Episode 4: Just another normal day… crashing a helicopter ===
 Location: America, San Diego
 Date: 12/04/2021
 Time:  2:15 P.M
POV: Biana
Biana *groans*: Soph, WHY are we here? I thought we were getting Keefe
Sophie: I thought you wanted KFC as well? Oh yeah, I forgot elves lack decent shops.
*After… robbing a KFC store*
Biana *whilst eating ice cream*: I’m bored, what should we do? Ooh we could go shopping you know. *looks at Sophie hopefully*
Sophie:  Definitely not, wait, is that a –
Biana: *mutters* Why do I even try anymore.
*Biana looks at helicopter*
Biana: NO SOPHIE. NO-
*After getting in the helicopter which had landed on top of a hospital nearby*
Biana: SOPHIE, WE’RE GOING TO D!E.
*Sophie rolling her eyes* Calm down. I've had experience.
Biana: You have?
Sophie: You underestimate the power of YouTube.
*Biana accepting her horrifying fate*
*Sophie flying the helicopter surprisingly well*
Sophie: Is that… my high school!? 
Biana: WHO CARES? I want to get off immediately.
*Sophie releasing her inner Thanos*
 *MEANWHILE*
*Marella driving the car with Dex seated next to her*
Dex: Marella... where's Keefe?
Marella: With the triplets, of course. On the roof of the car.
Dex *concerned* Then who do those muffled voices coming from the back belong to?
Marella *thinking* I think it was those girls in the cafe..
Dex: WHAT-
*Keefe flies off car roof*
Marella: OUR HOSTAGE.