Squid Gets Knifed 2

Squid Gets Knifed 2 is the 34th episode of Wait Wut and the 20th episode of the second season.
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick aimlessly sitting on a park bench for a few seconds. SpongeBob eventually speaks up.)
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah?
(SpongeBob's stomach growls.)
SpongeBob: I'm getting kinda hungry. Did we bring any food with us?
(Pan over to Patrick scoffing his face with Krabby Patties.)
Patrick: (burp) Sorry, buddy, I- uh, think we're all out.
SpongeBob: Bummer!
(Squidward walks past.)
SpongeBob: Oh, hi Squidward!
Squidward: Just ignore them, Squiddy, just ignore them.
(They continue sitting there bored for a few seconds until a lightbulb appears over Patrick's head.)
Patrick: Oh, I have an idea!
(Patrick pulls a knife from behind his back and begins raging towards Squidward. Squidward turns around and screams.)
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-
(Patrick slices Squidward up and he fucking dies. SpongeBob falls to the floor in tears.)
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!! You- you... (sobs) you killed Squidward!
(Patrick drops the knife and starts crying in fear.)
Patrick: I- I didn't mean too! I... (sobs) thought he was cake!
(The two hug eachother and cry. The camera pans over to Squidward standing next to them.)
Squidward: Um... are you two okay?
(The two look up at Squidward.)
SpongeBob and Patrick: (gasp) Squidward! You're alive!
(They hug Squidward.)
Patrick: Oh, Squidward! I thought I killed you!
SpongeBob: Don't ever do that to me ever again!
Squidward: Yeah, whatever. Can you two stop hugging me now?
(They stop.)
SpongeBob: But wait. If you're Squidward, then who's-
(Squidward looks over to the other Squidward still lying dead on the floor an gasps.)
Squidward: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LIFE-SIZE CARDBOARD CUT-OUT?!!!
Patrick: wait wut
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