WotW: Week 34

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Weak of the Week: Week 34 	Weak of the Week: Week 34
 	
Dubblemint Gumm 	Dubblemint Gumm
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
There we go! I'm all finished my wacky and random, poorly scaled, thugged out green Rob Zombie resembling cartoon troll! Now what should I name him? Oh god. This is always the hardest part! Hmmm, how about Troll? No that's too easy for people to understand and besides, my favorite ever Image Comic Book character is named that! I don't want Cryptic to hit me with the banhammer, even though its a generic term which cannot be trademarked and is totally not on the blocked names list for this game! I'll just make it something different out of respect for the greatest comic book artist in history, Rob Liefeld.Okay, so Troll is out. Now what's left? Perhaps I could call him Troll 2. Troll 2 is an amazing movie, featuring Oscar worthy performance of George Hardy! Though, on that movie they didn't even call the trolls trolls. They called them Goblins. So, you know what, this guy's name is going to be Goblin! Wait a minute...I can't do that. I totally forgot about Green Goblin! Disney will sue my pants off if I even so much as use a single word from his name for my character! So, I can't use the words Green, Troll, Goblin. Oh my god what am I going to call him!?Okay, he's wacky and random. So maybe my name should be wacky and random as well. I'll just randomly throw two words together and that will be his name! Uh...Donkey....and uh...Margarine. That's his name, it's Donkey Margarine.Nevermind, that's freaking stupid and it makes no sense. Oh god, hurry! I need to make a name for this stupid looking fool quick, I need to get in the game before some one steals my look! Wait, let me look around at my desk and find something to name him. Uh, lamp. No. Keyboard? Too obvious. Monitor? No...wait! THAT'S IT! I'LL NAME HIM AFTER THE GUM I'M CHEWING RIGHT NOW! How could I have been such a fool, his name was LITERALLY on the tip of my tongue! From this day forth my wacky and random, poorly scaled, thugged out green Rob Zombie resembling cartoon troll shall be known as: Doublemint Gum!YES! YES! Wait---Oh crap, I could get sued by Wrigley! I know they have spies on Champions Online who are constantly looking for users making characters bearing the names of their products! I will face the banhammer again! Or better yet, I may end up in GTMO for my anti-american crimes against the Wrigley corporation! I know! If I get rid of the O, add a second B and then add another M at the end...NO LAWYER ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET CAN TOUCH ME! FOR I AM DUBBLEMINT GUMM! AND I AM THE WEAK OF THE WEEK!	There we go! I'm all finished my wacky and random, poorly scaled, thugged out green Rob Zombie resembling cartoon troll! Now what should I name him? Oh god. This is always the hardest part! Hmmm, how about Troll? No that's too easy for people to understand and besides, my favorite ever Image Comic Book character is named that! I don't want Cryptic to hit me with the banhammer, even though its a generic term which cannot be trademarked and is totally not on the blocked names list for this game! I'll just make it something different out of respect for the greatest comic book artist in history, Rob Liefeld.Okay, so Troll is out. Now what's left? Perhaps I could call him Troll 2. Troll 2 is an amazing movie, featuring Oscar worthy performance of George Hardy! Though, on that movie they didn't even call the trolls trolls. They called them Goblins. So, you know what, this guy's name is going to be Goblin! Wait a minute...I can't do that. I totally forgot about Green Goblin! Disney will sue my pants off if I even so much as use a single word from his name for my character! So, I can't use the words Green, Troll, Goblin. Oh my god what am I going to call him!?Okay, he's wacky and random. So maybe my name should be wacky and random as well. I'll just randomly throw two words together and that will be his name! Uh...Donkey....and uh...Margarine. That's his name, it's Donkey Margarine.Nevermind, that's freaking stupid and it makes no sense. Oh god, hurry! I need to make a name for this stupid looking fool quick, I need to get in the game before some one steals my look! Wait, let me look around at my desk and find something to name him. Uh, lamp. No. Keyboard? Too obvious. Monitor? No...wait! THAT'S IT! I'LL NAME HIM AFTER THE GUM I'M CHEWING RIGHT NOW! How could I have been such a fool, his name was LITERALLY on the tip of my tongue! From this day forth my wacky and random, poorly scaled, thugged out green Rob Zombie resembling cartoon troll shall be known as: Doublemint Gum!YES! YES! Wait---Oh crap, I could get sued by Wrigley! I know they have spies on Champions Online who are constantly looking for users making characters bearing the names of their products! I will face the banhammer again! Or better yet, I may end up in GTMO for my anti-american crimes against the Wrigley corporation! I know! If I get rid of the O, add a second B and then add another M at the end...NO LAWYER ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET CAN TOUCH ME! FOR I AM DUBBLEMINT GUMM! AND I AM THE WEAK OF THE WEEK!
Offences 	Offences
• Licensed Character (Sort of)• Wacky and Random• The Scaling! 	• Licensed Character (Sort of)• Wacky and Random• The Scaling!
How to Improve 	How to Improve
I've seen people in this game named "Mountain Dew", "Orange Crush" and "Julius Orange" among many others. Please, Don't name your characters after what you are currently eating or drinking at the time. I have no idea why a cartoon troll is named after mint flavored chewing gum and neither will anyone else on earth aside from you. 	I've seen people in this game named "Mountain Dew", "Orange Crush" and "Julius Orange" among many others. Please, Don't name your characters after what you are currently eating or drinking at the time. I have no idea why a cartoon troll is named after mint flavored chewing gum and neither will anyone else on earth aside from you.
Category:Weak of the Week