Jonah Gordonson: Agent of the UNWD

Jonah Gordonson: Agent of the UNWD is a Colkinom one-shot comic featuring a young Jonah Gordonson in the early days of his crime-busting career. It is notorious for being one of the first examples of Jonah Gordonson exhibiting troubling, questionable or villainous behaviour.
==Plot==
Earl Gaines tells his crew of policemen that the notorious criminal GoLD MasTAH (who is seen robbing a bank and crowing about 'no consequences') is still at large, when Jonah Gordonson interjects, telling Gaines that he'll do the job, on his own, with no support. Despite Gaines's doubts, he is given the clear, and goes after GoLD MasTAH on bikeback.
Chasing GoLD MasTAH, who is delivering her haul to her base (her new base, as Jonah blew up the previous one) in a Legitimate Ltd lorry, Jonah employs the use of H-Boots in order to catch up. Unfortunately, when he climbs onto the top of the lorry, he hits a Secorp sign, leaving an indent in the sign in the shape of his face and rendering him unconscious.
GoLD MasTAH demonstrates the use of her new tool, the GoLD Makah-Lazah. She uses the stolen gold to turn coal into gold, then a chicken, sheep and cactus, which still live, due to 'fiction science'. She claims that if the laser is successful, she'll be able to resign from villainy, being able to generate gold in order to end poverty and wealth inequality.
Jonah, regaining consciousness, confronts the GoLD MasTAH, who resists arrest, will not be tased (due to her non-conductive armour) and soon tries to fight him. He is knocked against the laser, but soon gets an idea, using the H-Boots to grab for his taser and overcharge the GoLD Makah-Lazah, which explodes, goldifying everything in the building. Jonah escapes the blast with only a gold toe, and the sheep, chicken and cactus seem unharmed, but, unfortunately, GoLD MasTAH is too big to escape through the window, and condemns Jonah before being immobilised in gold.
At the police station, Gaines commends Jonah for his work, and Jonah coins the nickname 'The Man With The Golden Toenail'. Two policemen comment that the GoLD MasTAH been completely immobilised, and will never move again, which is pretty messed up. The GoLD MasTAH is put up as a statue in Platinum Vaults bank, which she earlier robbed, much to the marvel of the teller, Sapphire Platinum.
In the final panel of the comic, GoLD MasTAH's expression changes from a terrified look to a crazed grin with a horrifying creak, suggesting that she is still conscious in her gold prison.
==Characters==
*Jonah Gordonson
*GoLD MasTAH
*Earl Gaines
*PC Ordway Owens
*DCI Jarrod Klein
*Sapphire Platinum
*Sylvester Cobra (Mentioned)
*Construction worker with uncanny similarity to Stella Ann O'Molly
==Locations==
*Slotham
*Slotham Police Station
*Secorp building / GoLD MasTAH's base
*Platinum Vaults bank
==Trivia==
*The cover was illustrated by Joshua W.
*This comic is really messed up.
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