Samoyed

“I’m sorry, the dog ate my homework.”
For maximized effect, play dead meme music while reading this page, and also, please do not even try to steal this oc. These grammar mistakes are purposful and made to give comedic relief, I mean, you need a laugh, don’t you? You will be punished. My attack doggo will kill you. Thank you and have an abcdefghijclmnopqrstuvwxyz day! 
== Appearance ==
This dragon is beautiful.
Dazzling.
Floofy.
I love.
So do you.
I know you do.
She attac.
She protec.
This has gotten out of hand.
What were we talking about?
Sam has dazzling gray scales tinged with blue, with a lavender underbelly clashing with all that deathly gray. Her neck is covered with floofy spikes of doom (Aka, regular IceWing spikes) You’d better run and hide; She can kill you with her sharp curved talons. Shameful. Why was this dragon born? Oh I know, because she’s a goddess. She’s awesome. If she were modern she would be a Youtuber, gamer, and a Tik Toker.
Heh heh.
Very floofy.
i’M lOvInG iT.
It’s beautiful.
Yas.
Mwahahahah
== Personality ==
Ok, ok. Enough chit chat, time to learn. SIT DOWN AT YOUR DESKS AND LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHER, OR YOU WILL GET DENTENTION FOR 7 MONTHS AND DO SUMMER SCHOOL!
Sam will make you laugh. Whatever she does. She lives to make friends and make dragons laugh and have fun, especially with the IceWings and their honor. She is fiercely loyal, but refuses to fight, but she can come up with a good roast in 0.2 seconds. Try her. She’ll kill you. With words. But mention animus magic around her and she becomes a nervous lil’ bean.
== Past ==
Sam hatched in a nice family, a Sixth Circle father and a Third Circle mother. Her younger sister hatched in the same clutch as her, and they were the best of friends. Never fighting {Insert unrealistic expectations here} They soon were old enough to go to school, and they did. They became more distant, barely even talking during class.
Sam made new friends, and new enemies. She seemed to have found her place in her school, the goofy dog lover. Yes, she has a pet dog. And it’s a Samoyed. Oh, the irony, but she loves Snowflake, her doggo fren.
== Relationships ==
Fam: Sammy has a love hate relationship with her family. Arguments. A lot. Welcome to modern day Pyrrhia.
Frens: Sammy loves her frens. She protec them. She no attac them.
Enenomies: Sammy hates her enemies with a burning passion. They will regret calling her a weakling dork. *Watches Sam put a dead rodent in their lunches as we speak*
DOGGO: SHE LOVE DOGGO UNCONDITIONALY DOGGO IS PUPPY DOGGO IS AMAZING.
== Gallery ==
|AnimatedWings (Currrent ref)|IceWong by Biohazardia
FAFAC3A4-1B57-4799-B1AF-0FE7459AC5ED.jpeg|Something boofitful, you have reached the end of this endless labyrinth of grammar mistakes 
56A437FA-3693-4527-992A-027497FBFB2E.jpeg|A random Snek
Category:Characters
Category:Work in Progress
Category:Dragonsonas
Category:Females
Category:IceWings
Category:Animus