I Wonder If He Has a Pouch?

I Wonder If He Has a Pouch? is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If there were a coup staged on the set of "Captain Kangaroo®," elevating Mr. Green Jeans one rank above the old captain, what would this new leader be called?
===Choices===
1. First Lieutenant Green Jeans
2. Private Green Jeans
3. Major Green Jeans
4. Colonel Green Jeans
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. sound clip
3. "_"
4. "THAT'S INSUBORDINATION, PEON! THAT'LL COST YOU 10 DAYS IN THE HOLE!"
===Answer Quote===
"Major Green Jeans."
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