负能量绝缘体 (Fù Néngliàng Juéyuántǐ)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Singer	Tianyi	YANHE	Ling	Longya	Moke	Qingxian	All
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
笑容是永动机转不停 	xiàoróng shì yǒngdòngjī zhuǎn bù tíng 	Smiles are a perpetual machine,
赋予人生意义 	fùyǔ rénshēng yìyì 	always turning and giving our lives meaning
百分之九十九点九九消费者用了都给五星好评 	bǎi fēn zhī jiǔshíjiǔ diǎn jiǔjiǔ xiāofèizhě yòng le dōu gěi wǔxīng hǎopíng	99.99% of consumers give them a 5 stars rating!
 	 	
拱手不代表人格的崇高 	gǒngshǒu bù dàibiǎo réngé de chónggāo 	Giving respect 拱手 is a greeting in deference/showing respect to another, where you cup one hand (typically the right) in the other (typically the left) in front of your chest. Translated as ‘giving respect’ for brevity. isn’t a representation for a person’s greatness,
除非接受真理部的引导 	chúfēi jiēshòu zhēnlǐbù de yǐndǎo 	except for when you receive guidance from the Ministry of Truth
下跪也不能展现你的忠诚 	xiàguì yě bùnéng zhǎnxiàn nǐ de zhōngchéng 	Kneeling won’t show your loyalty, either,
除非幸福指数达标 	chúfēi xìngfú zhǐshù dábiāo 	except for when you’re trying to hit a target for the Happiness Index
磕头不显示灵魂的独特 	kētóu bù xiǎnshì línghún de dútè 	Kowtowing won’t show your soul’s uniqueness,
除非接受愉悦委的调教 	chúfēi jiēshòu yúyuè wěi de tiáojiào 	except for when you receive some instructions from the Happiness Committee
舔足也不能证明你的完整 	tiǎnzú yě bùnéng zhèngmíng nǐ de wánzhěng 	Licking the laps of their feet won’t prove your wholeness,
除非你能活成喜剧之王 	chúfēi nǐ néng huó chéng xǐjù zhī wáng 	except for when you are immortalized as the King of Comedy
 	 	
将心　比心 	jiāngxīn bǐxīn 	Putting myself in another person’s shoes,
委屈　不过自作多情 	wěiqu bùguò zìzuòduōqíng 	I feel depressed, it’s just falling into a fantasy of being loved by everybody
收束　掐头　去尾 	shōushù qiātóu qùwěi 	Closing the book on it, nipping it by the start and its end,
挤压　酝酿 	jǐyā yùnniàng 	squeezing, leaving it to dry
预备　都给老子笑 	yùbèi dōu gěi lǎozi xiào 	Get ready, c’mon, give me a smile
 	 	
笑容是永动机转不停 	xiàoróng shì yǒngdòngjī zhuǎn bù tíng 	Smiles are a perpetual machine,
赋予人生意义 	fùyǔ rénshēng yìyì 	always turning and giving our lives meaning
开朗是板蓝根要普及 	kāilǎng shì bǎnlángēn yào pǔjí 	Being cheerful is the indigo woad root growing everywhere,
老字号包治百病 	lǎozìhao bāozhìbǎibìng 	a known and reputable cure-all
乐观再盲目也很有益 	lèguān zài mángmù yě hěn yǒuyì 	Being optimistic while putting up a blind eye to your troubles does you a lot of good,
应该根植基因 	yīnggāi gēnzhí jīyīn 	in fact it should be rooted in our genes
百分之九十九点九九消费者用了都不敢说不好 	bǎi fēn zhī jiǔshíjiǔ diǎn jiǔjiǔ xiāofèizhě yòng le dōu bùgǎn shuō buhǎo 	99.99% of consumers don’t dare to say that it’s no good after using it!
 	 	
哈哈哈哈哈哈大笑 	hā hā hā hā hā hā dàxiào 	Hahahahaha we’re laughing hard
嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻偷笑 	xī xī xī xī xī xī tōuxiào 	Heeheeheehee we’re laughing secretively
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿奸笑 	hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi jiānxiào 	Heheheheheh we’re laughing sinisterly
来醉生梦死吧 	lái zuìshēngmèngsǐ ba 	C’mon let’s laugh ourselves into a daze
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎狂笑 	gā gā gā gā gā gā kuángxiào 	Quack quack quack we’re laughing madly
呵呵呵呵呵呵冷笑 	hē hē hē hē hē hē lěngxiào 	Huahuahuahua we’re laughing scornfully
噗噗噗噗噗噗嘲笑 	pū pū pū pū pū pū cháoxiào 	Pffstpffstpffst we’re laughing mockingly
快笑 	kuài xiào 	C’mon and laugh
 	 	
抑郁者应将抑郁皆上缴 	yìyùzhě yīng jiāng yìyù jiē shàngjiǎo 	People with depression ought to hand their depression to someone else,
否则视为拉低环卫绩效 	fǒuzé shì wéi lā dī huánwèi jīxiào 	or else it will look like we’re trying for a low public sanitation score
孤独者应将孤独全部吃掉 	gūdúzhě yīng jiāng gūdú quánbù chīdiào 	Lonely people should eat their loneliness clean Reference to the lyricist (Yu Li)'s other song: 饕餮 Taotie,
否则影响市容市貌 	fǒuzé yǐngxiǎng shìróngshìmào 	or else it will affect the outer appearance of our city
内向者应将内向都埋葬 	nèixiàngzhě yīng jiāng nèixiàng dōu máizàng 	Introverts should bury their introversion away,
否则一律发配节日人潮 	fǒuzé yīlǜ fāpèi jiérì réncháo 	or else we’ll sentence them without exception to the holiday crowd
颓废者应将颓废限时抹消 	tuífèizhě yīng jiāng tuífèi xiànshí mǒxiāo 	Losers should have their gloom be erased at a time limit,
否则就是挡了圣旨的道 	fǒuzé jiù shì dǎngle shèngzhǐ de dào 	or else they’ll get in the way of the imperial edict
 	 	
设身　处地 	shèshēn chǔdì 	Putting myself in another person’s shoes,
叹息　又是无病呻吟 	tànxí yòu shì wúbìngshēnyín 	I sigh, looks like I’m complaining about nothing again
收束　掐头　去尾 	shōushù qiātóu qùwěi 	Closing the book on it, nipping it by the start and its end,
挤压　酝酿 	jǐyā yùnniàng 	squeezing, leaving it to dry
预备　都给老子笑 	yùbèi dōu gěi lǎozi xiào 	Get ready, c’mon, give me a smile
 	 	
泪水是过期的污染物 	lèishuǐ shì guòqí de wūrǎn wù 	Tears are expired trash,
自然剧毒无比 	zìrán jùdú wúbǐ 	nothing is more toxic
沮丧是变异的坏情绪 	jǔsàng shì biànyì de huài qíngxù 	Grief is just bad emotions in different form,
有百害绝无一利 	yǒu bǎihài juéwú yī lì 	all bad, absolutely nothing good about it
悲观再合理也是妖异 	bēiguān zài hélǐ yěshì yāoyì 	Pessimism may be reasonable, but it’s abnormal,
必须驱逐出境 	bìxū qūzhú chūjìng 	it needs to be expelled
百分之九十九点九九小白鼠听完都赞同说 	bǎi fēn zhī jiǔshíjiǔ diǎn jiǔjiǔ xiǎo báishǔ tīng wán dōu zàntóng shuō 	99.99% of the white mice 小白鼠 lit. ‘little white mice (used in lab experiments)’. i.e. guinea pigs all vote in favour after listening!
 	 	
笑容是永动机转不停 	xiàoróng shì yǒngdòngjī zhuǎn bù tíng 	Smiles are a perpetual machine,
赋予人生意义 	fùyǔ rénshēng yìyì 	always turning and giving our lives meaning
开朗是板蓝根要普及 	kāilǎng shì bǎnlángēn yào pǔjí 	Being cheerful is the indigo woad root 板蓝根 ‘indigo woad root’ is a plant used in traditional Chinese medicine, used to alleviate fevers and removing impurities, cooling the blood, and alleviate throat ache. In Mainland China this TCM is also widely popular as a common over-the-counter drug. growing everywhere,
老字号包治百病 	lǎozìhao bāozhìbǎibìng 	a known and reputable cure-all
乐观再盲目也很有益 	lèguān zài mángmù yě hěn yǒuyì 	Being optimistic while putting up a blind eye to your troubles does you a lot of good,
应该根植基因 	yīnggāi gēnzhí jīyīn 	in fact it should be rooted in our genes
我们要手拉手微笑着感激地高唱颂歌 	wǒmen yào shǒulāshǒu wéixiào zhe gǎnjī de gāochàng sònggē 	We need to hold our hands together, to sing this carol loudly with smiles and gratitude
 	 	
亲爱的　看一看 看一看　 	qīn'ài de kànyīkàn kànyīkàn 	My dear, come look, come look,
真理部的待遇 	zhēnlǐbù de dàiyù 	renumerations from the Ministry of Truth
亲爱的　来不来 来不来　 	qīn'ài de láibulái láibulái 	My dear, c’mon here, c’mon here,
幸福组绝对公平 	xìngfú zǔ juéduì gōngpíng 	the absolute impartiality of the Happiness Group
亲爱的　要不要 要不要　 	qīn'ài de yàobùyào yàobùyào 	My dear, do you want, do you want,
愉悦委一日行 	yúyuè wěi yīrìxíng 	to go on a one-day trip sponsored by the Happiness Committee
亲爱的　笑一笑 笑一笑 	qīn'ài de xiàoyīxiào xiàoyīxiào 	My dear, c’mon and laugh, c’mon and laugh,
笑一笑就能换来十年少 	xiàoyīxiào jiù néng huàn lái shí nián shào 	a smile can make you ten years younger
何乐而不为呢 	hé lè ér bù wéi ne 	Why not do it?
再也不用被谁指指点点地笑 	zài yě bùyòng bèi shéi zhǐzhǐdiǎndiǎn de xiào 	If you don’t want to be laughed at, you should laugh!
 	 	
哈哈哈哈哈哈大笑 	hā hā hā hā hā hā dàxiào 	Hahahahaha we’re laughing hard
嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻偷笑 	xī xī xī xī xī xī tōuxiào 	Heeheeheehee we’re laughing secretively
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿奸笑 	hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi jiānxiào 	Heheheheheh we’re laughing sinisterly
要娱乐至死吗 	yào yúlè zhì sǐ ma 	Do you want to amuse yourself? We’ll do it until we drop dead
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎狂笑 	gā gā gā gā gā gā kuángxiào 	Quack quack quack we’re laughing madly
呵呵呵呵呵呵冷笑 	hē hē hē hē hē hē lěngxiào 	Huahuahuahua we’re laughing scornfully
噗噗噗噗噗噗嘲笑　 	pū pū pū pū pū pū cháoxiào 	Pffstpffstpffst we’re laughing mockingly
搞笑 	gǎoxiào 	LOL
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