Hin War

The Hin War was a bloody conflict that raged on the astral plane for about 2 hours.
Please be patient as I conduct an archaeological dig into this rich history.
== Ignition ==
The Hin War was sparked when a new user JohnJinJonny joined natter. In an attemt to welcome him, Thomas made the post "Like This Post To Tell John You Love Hin" Krungle quickly added that the loved Hin too. Nicole amd NonnaMony hopped on the bandwagon. NonnaMondy began chanting Hin's name. Of course Tut was thrirsty for a God War.
And Fluff did proclaim: "God war for John. It's started because of the feud between Him and Hin."
"Snek is also a pope. Three Popes of power, snek, creb and uh... another one." The Other One was revealed to be Cowbot.
Natter users rapidly began pledging allegiance to the idea, entity, deity that was Hin. Hin's powers grew as users chanted their name, and they eventually manifested. Hin took on Fluff as their vessel.
== Escalation ==
A new god cannot go unchallenged. Many defied Hin, and the ideals they represented.
One such trespasser was Him, another Ascendant who was destined to battle Hin.
A third, lesser-mentioned faction was Hom
Snek was another of the powers.
Others ascended to join the fray. These included OFFICER SHITPOST (taking Succ Orb as his vessel) and the ascendant form of Mr Thomas the Train, who were both unaligned with either faction. Tickle also ascended, pledging allegiance to Hin.
In a noble attempt to curb the fighting, Pharah summoned Cowbot many many many many times. Unfortunately this did little to dissuade the combatants.
== Climax ==
At the height of the war, Hin and Him were engaged in single combat, exchanging a multitude of blows.
As usual, Thomas was killed in the crossfire at some point.
== Aftermath ==
War. War never changes.After the fight, Hin's being was ejected back into the astral realm. Thomas was revived in his usual non-godly state by forces unknown. Tickle descended. The dark spirit of Officer Shitpost left Succ Orb again, having grown weary with the lack of bloodshed.
It is unknown what happened to Him.
Thomas lamented that despite becoming the most powerful he'd ever been, he never even got to touch Him.
Fluff and Succ Orb agreed that becoming the vessel to a god was taxing work, and that they should all get jackets with "A God Temporarily Inhabited My Body And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache" emblazoned on the back.
Category:God Wars