Harry Potter in Quidditch Madness

Just one of my (in)famous quirks: SPOOF TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Summary: Have you ever saw Snape smilling? (Nope) Have you every seen a haywired Quidditch match? (Uhh... Nope?) Anyways, here's a little spoof for enjoyment!
(In Changing rooms, Boys)
Harry: *Packs up bag and stuff the bag into a bewitched locker* I'm off to quidditch guys!
Ron: *Eats chocolate frog* Meh towar!
Harry: Ronald Billius Weasley! Why are you still eating food at this time?
Ron: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Harry: My god! Cover your mouth please!
Draco: *grimaces* Yeah, Weasel. Cover your mouth please. It's starting to make me sick.
Pansy: *dashes in* DRAKIE-POO! WHY DID YOU AGREE WITH SCARHEAD?! *Whacks harry on the head* You don't play tricks with me, POTTER-SCAR-HEAD!!!
Harry: OWWWWW! PANSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Draco: Pansy. STOP THIS AT ONCE!
Pansy: Hmmph. Drakie-poo, I'll fix you up with a potion and "avada" Harry for you! *prances out* Ronald, GET OUT!!!
Ron: *gaping* She said my name.
Draco: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT THE PASSCODE TO THE BOYS TOILET!!! I HAVE TO CHANGE IT EVERYDAY!!!!
Harry: *looks at watch* SIRIUSLY??! IT'S TIME FOR THE MATCH MATES!!!
Draco: RONALD!!!
Ron: Weirdo.
(At Griffindor Stands)
Hermione: I bet Harry and Draco's going to crush each others back.
Ginny: I bet that Harry's going to win.
Lavender: I bet when Harry wins, Malfoy will be wailing his head off!
Parviti: XDXDXDXDXD
Lavender: STOP IT!!!
Luna: I bet Draco will ask Hermione out after the match.
Hermione: WHAAAAAT???
Luna: Yup! Just what I said!
Parviti: But that's sooooooooooooo weird!
Lavender: *giggles*
Hermione: *is creeped out*
Ginny: *semi-creeped out* Come on girls. We have to change into *points to self* Quidditch robes and *points to others* Cheerleading robes!
Hermione: *sighs* GOOD LUCK GIN! *sighs* WHY ON EARTH DID I AGREE TO HER!!
Luna: Dunno.
Lavender, Parviti, Hermione, Ginny: *stares*
(Meanwhile, on the Broadcast platform)
Snape: *in cheerleader dresses (for Slytherin)* GO DRACO, MY FANTASTIC, CUTIE-PIE, MAGNIFICENT, CHARMING, GENERALLY-CUTE, NOT-A-MUDBLOOD, SWEET, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY GOOD PLAYER, HANDSOME GOD SON!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *screams in frustration* WHY ON EARTH DID I EVER JOIN THE DEATH EATERS WHEN I COULD CURE SNAPE INSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!
(glass breaks)
Dumbledore: *snores*
All students: *stare*
Dumbledore: *snores*
All students: *grunt*
Draco, Harry: *Reaches for snitch* MINE!!!!!!!!!
Ivris (Bramble): Either one of you will lose! I have bewitched the snitch, and not one of you will get it unless you say the magic words!
Snape: (Puppy eyes) Please Foxe! Pretty pretty please may you let my fanatic, awesomesauce, charming, beautiful, handsome, generally-cute, sexy, THE ULTIMATE SEX GOD Draco- my god son win?!
Draco: SEVERUS!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN?! Ives, what have you done?!
Ivris: (gasp) You...you monster! (screams) I hate you!
Draco: IVESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Quidditch court explodes)
Bramble: DONE. Ives, you owe me five galleons.
Ivris: (gives her the money) Yeah yeah... 
Harry: (grabs the snitch) I WOOOOOOOOOOON!
All people: Yay!
Draco: (growls) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ivris: (smirks) THE END.
~Ends~
Category:Bramble's and Harry's Adventure stories