Death of the Sith Boarding Party

"My Master, the ship appears to be deserted!" Darth Devourer, the Sith Lord, said from the bridge of the Federation starship USS Yorktown. 
"How can that be? They're probably hiding!" Sith Lord Darth Devemer, the master of Darth Devourer, said. 
"Yes, my Master!" Darth Devisonous said. But the bridge appears to be run by computer. And it's the only thing speaking!" 
"Speaking? Well, let me hear!" Darth Devemer said. 
Darth Consom went to the computer to hear what it was saying. Darth Devemer realized that it was a self-destruct countdown. He realized in horror that the USS Yorktown was set to self-destruct by her captain, Admiral Barry Giotto, and the Yorktown was going to explode with his men on it. Darth Devemer leaped up from his chair. 
"GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT!" Darth Devemer screamed. 
But it was too late. The USS Yorktown exploded, killing Darth Devisonous, Darth Devourer, Darth Consom and the rest of the Sith boarding party.