Communism & Staple Grains

Communism & Staple Grains is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Gibberish Phrase===
Please find rice. Gee, Mao Tse Tung.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Please find rice. Gee, Mao Tse Tung." [beat] "What, Mao's too important to go looking for rice?"
===Hints===
These critters could sue for harassment…
… under the Rodents with Disabilities Act.
You wouldn't want them driving a car.
===Hints Reading===
"The critters in this tune might be able to sue for harassment."
"That's right, they could sue under the Rodents with Disabilities Act."
"Last hint, you wouldn't want to see 'em drivin' a car, but boy they can run."
"And you are runnin' outta time."
===Gibberish Answer===
Three blind mice, see how they run.
===Answer Quote===
[music playing] BACKUP SINGERS: 🎶Please find rice. Please find rice. Gee, Mao Tse Tung. Gee, Mao Tse Tung.🎶
[gong banging]
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"OHHH, I can't believe it. Oh, you are gonna be embarrassed about this."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"And don't tell me you haven't heard that one before."
===Key Words===
Three, thre, there, 3
Blind, blion, blidn, blnd
Mice, mice, mcie
see, sea, See
how, How, hwo
they, tehy, They
run, Run, rnu
Category:YOU DON’T KNOW JACK Questions
Category:Gibberish Questions
Category:Questions with Question Readings
Category:Questions with Alternate Answer Quotes