Extreme Sleepover Club (episode)/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Extreme Sleepover Club".
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(At Sky’s Toronto’s Funtime Factory, Tug Duluth is giving a tour to Smidge and Guy Diamond.)
Tug: Next up on our Funtime Factory tour, get ready for a live demonstration of cake sprinkling by our own Klaus Von Frousting.
Klaus: You want to see the sprinkles, ja?
Smidge: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Guy Diamond: All right! Yay!
Klaus: The sprinkles cannot hear you!
Guy Diamond: YEAH!
Smidge: WAHOO!
Guy Diamond: All right!
Smidge: Yeah! (Klaus puts the jar of sprinkles in an elephant and it sprays color sprinkles all over Tug, Smidge, and Guy Diamond.)
Guy Diamond: Where to next, Tug? What other wonders does this palace of party hold?
Tug: You’ll never forget our next stop. The exit!
Smidge and Guy Diamond: Huh?
Smidge: Oh, come on, Tug. We barely saw anything today.
Tug: Untrue! We go to see.. self-twisting balloon animals! Elaborate backdrops for theme parties! (A Troll dances in a beach background.)
Troll #1: Yeah! Lagoon party! Wahoo! (A whistle is heard.) Huh? (Worker Trolls remove the background.)
Tug: And a brief encounter with Sky Toronto himself!
Sky: Tug.
Tug: Sky!
Sky: (Walking away) We’re done here.
Tug: (giggles) But all good things must come to an end. And we’re leaving, we’re leaving, we’re leaving. (Smidge and Guy Diamond walk out of the factory and the doors closed.) 
Smidge: This is such a special place. So much happiness. I could spend an entire day here.
Guy Diamond: Hm. We might not be able to spend the day, but what about the night?
Smidge: Oh. (She and Guy Diamond laugh. That night, Smidge, now in her sleepers, walks up on a rock to make an announcement to her friends.)
Smidge: I herby call to order this emergency meeting of the Extreme Sleepover Club. Step forward when you hear your nome de slumber. Big Sleep. (Biggie appears.) 40 Winks. (Guy Diamond appears.) The Napster. (Cooper appears a few seconds later.)
Cooper: Oh, right! That’s me! (He laughs and gets serious with the others.)
Smidge: Fellow sleepover enthusiasts, we joined this storied club with one mission- to push the traditional boundaries of sleepover fun. Together, we have held slumber parties in locations never dreamed of possible. (We go to flashbacks to where they slept in King Gristle Jr.’s crown, a Tarantacapuff’s web, and a raft about to go down a waterfall.)
Smidge: Well, tonight, our dance continues. (She shows the Funtime Factory.) Are you with me?
Biggie: Of course, Lil’ Cozy! We took an oath.
Guy Diamond: And it shall not be broken tonight.
Biggie: A night of endless joy. When the sun sets, the fun rises.
Cooper: No rules allowed, only smiles and surprises.
Guy Diamond: Friends bond together, making pillow forts and memories.
Smidge: Let us endeavor to make sleepovers exemplary! (She and her friends huddle together.)
All: Extreme Sleepover Club! (They snore and clap their hands. Soon, they arrive at the factory. They sneak up to the door. They go inside and the lights come on.)
Smidge: Oh, yeah.
Biggie: (Shedding a tear) It’s glorious!
Smidge: LET’S GET TO IT! (She and her friends laugh and cheer as they go to have fun. Cooper soon stops.)
Cooper: (gasps) Hey, guys, look! A gift-wrapping machine! (He and his friends go over to the machine.) Let’s give it a whirl! (He puts a cupcake onto the conveyor belt. It goes through the machine and gets wrapped up in a purple present.)
All: Whoa!
Smidge: We’re gonna watch it come out to the other end! (As she, Biggie, and Guy Diamond run off, Cooper puts a cake, a huge diamond, and a piano onto the conveyor belt. Then they get wrapped up into more presents. His friends open them up.)
All: Wow! (Next, they go to the confetti room.)
Biggie: So, this is where confetti comes from. I always thought it was just tiny pieces of cut-up paper. (Some confetti is thrown on his face.) Hm?
Smidge: Confetti fight! (She and her friends enjoy fighting with the confetti. Soon they are tired and laughing.)
Biggie: Where’s Guy?
Guy Diamond: I’m at DEFCON-fetti One, y’all! (He shoots a cannon of confetti at his friends. Then they head to the music section.)
Smidge: Whoa! Look what we found! The noisemaker maker’s work bench! (She and her friends make their own music instruments.) Just adding the finishing touches. (She makes a noisemaker that says her usual quote. Biggie makes a Mr. Dinkles party horn. Guy Diamond makes a red trumpet that shoots glitter. Cooper has an accordion that says the word noise.)
Accordion: Noise! Noise!
Cooper: It’s a...
Accordion: Noise!
Cooper: ..maker! It makes...
Accordion: Noise! (Guy Diamond is at the mystery party fog machine.)
Guy Diamond: Ooh! A mystery party fog machine! (He turns on the machine and fog appear.) Smidge, what do you have?
Smidge: A winter party snow machine! (She turns on the machine and snow comes out.)
Both: Yay! (They go over to Cooper.) Cooper! Cooper!
Cooper: Get ready for the power of the lightning machine! (Just before he turns on the machine, Biggie calls out.)
Biggie: Guys, look! Sky’s newest board games!
Smidge and Guy Diamond: New games! New games!
Cooper: (Walking backwards) I’ll be back, machine. (He joins his friends and they play the new board game.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! This new game is hilarious!
Guy Diamond: All right, Biggie, it’s your turn. Poppy, King Peppy, Nova Swift: Hug, high-five, tickle. Go!
Biggie: Hm. Oh! Um... Well, I would DEFINITELY hug Poppy. King Peppy, uh... I guess I’d hug him, too. And Nova... Yep, I’d hug them all.
Guy Diamond: Correct! (He and his friends laugh.)
Smidge: (sighs) Do you guys realize that every party in the village starts here? It’s the heart of so much happiness! And now, somehow, I love it more than ever! Pillow forts and memories.
Biggie, Cooper, and Guy Diamond: Pillow forts and memories. (Suddenly, the alarm sounds out.)
Sky: Attention intruders! (The factory goes on lockdown. The friends whimper and huddle together in fright.)
Sky: All your mischief is for naught. Rest assured, you will be caught. Do not mistake my rhyming for whimsy. This is serious. (The friends scream in terror.)
Biggie: Intruders?! In the factory?!? Where?!
Guy Diamond: En garde poopers of parties! (He picks up a lollipop.) We will defend the factory to the last Troll! (Biggie and Cooper pick up lollipops.)
Smidge: (gasps) Oh, my Guh! I think he means Us!
Cooper: Us?! (He gasps as Guy Diamond jumps onto his neck.)
Guy Diamond: Me?! An intruder?! The damage to my reputation will be devastating! Or maybe a hint of bad boy is just what I’ve been missing.
Sky: When I catch you, your punishment will be severe. Tonight will be your last time here.  Again, accidental rhyming. I mean to say, you’re going to get a lifetime ban. (His voice echoes in Smidge’s mind and lightning surrounds her. It is then revealed that Cooper used the lightning machine.)
Cooper: (cackles) Told you I’d be back, machine. (He turns on the machine again.)
Smidge: A lifetime ban?! A ban for a lifetime?! A time for a life? Sense making I’m not! (She hyperventilates.)
Guy Diamond: Easy now, Lil’ Cozy, Breath into this. (Smidge breathes by blowing up a balloon animal.)
Sky: Your fun here is through; I’m coming for you. (He presses a button on his desk.) Not intentional rhyming. (His chair goes down through the floor.)
Guy Diamond: Every Troll for themselves! (He and his friends split up and run around the factory while Sky arrives.)
Sky: You can’t hide fro- (Smidge runs by and he looks through the piñata section.) Hm. (He hears rustling and sees a blue piñata moving.)
Sky: A-ha! (He rips it and reveals a smaller red piñata.) A-ha! (He rips it and reveals much smaller green piñata.) The nesting piñata. (Closeup of Sky's feet and the piñata.) The party favor that keeps on giving. (He walks away and Smidge gets out of the piñata and runs. Sky is now looking around the discoball room. He soon passes a hidden Guy Diamond who sneezes.)
Guy Diamond: Achoo!
Sky: Wait a minute. The sneezing discoball- another brilliant idea from yours truly. (Guy Diamond comes out of hiding and runs. In another room, Cooper whimpers, runs and hides. Sky then finds a lamp version of Cooper.)
Sky: A-ha! The Cooper Lamp. Not my best idea. (Cooper gets out of his hiding place and turns off his lamp version. He, Smidge, and Guy Diamond are now heading for the entrance.)
Smidge: Look! (She sees their way out.) I think we can make it!
(She and Guy Diamond reach the entrance, only to bump into it and find out that it is just a picture.)
Smidge: Party backdrop. (Cooper does the same thing as her and Guy Diamond.)
Sky: I know you’re all around here somewhere.
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! We’re doomed!
Biggie: Guys, come with me! I’ve found the perfect spot to hide! (He and his friends run into the gift-wrapping machine to hide.)
Biggie: We can stay here as long as we need. I grabbed the necessities. Food, water, and strongly scented cinnamon spice candles. (He opens the candle jar and the smell comes out.)
All: No! (The smell spreads across the factory.)
Sky: (sniffs) Do I smell... water? (The friends gasp.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Sky: Time to see what this is all about. Whoever’s in there must come out. That rhyming was intentional. Show yourself! (He pulls the lever and the machine turns on. The friends run on the conveyor belt.)
Guy Diamond: Oh, this is it! Banned from the factory for life! At least we will have each other in our misery.
Smidge: (grunts) No, we won’t!
Biggie: What?
Smidge: This is the night I’ve always dreamed of. If this was my last night here, it was worth it!
Biggie: No, Smidge! You can’t!
Smidge: Pillow forts and memories! (Smidge falls asleep and stops running.)
All: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOO! (Smidge ends up in a present.)
Sky: Now show yourself! (He sees Smidge in the present and she chuckles. Then they go to his office.) Says here in your customer file: “Feisty, loyal, unexpectedly vulnerable.” Smidge, you seem a good Troll. I’m sorry to do this, but you’re banned.
Smidge: I’m really sorry, Sky. I didn’t know I was breaking the rules. It was just supposed to be a night of endless joy. (Her voice echoes in Sky’s mind.)
Sky: Hm? Did you say, “A night of endless joy”? When the sun sets…
Smidge: The fun rises!
Sky: No rules allowed...
Smidge: Only smiles and surprises!
Both: Friends bond together, making pillow forts and memories. Let us endeavor to make sleepovers exemplary! (They snore and clap their hands.)
Smidge: You know the Slumberer’s Oath!
Sky: Well, I ought to. I’m a founding member of the Extreme Sleepover Club. Why do you think I’m here in the middle of the night? Nothing beats a sleepover at the factory with your best friends.
Smidge: Best friends? (Peppy, Mags, and Dr. Moonbloom pop up.) Hm? Have they been here the whole time?
Sky: Never mind that. Where are the others? (Soon, the other members gather for a picture.) Everybody ready?
All: Ready! (Sky joins them.) Extreme Sleepover Club! (They fall asleep as the camera takes their picture.)
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