Marvin

Marvin Wilfred, also known as Marvin Marvin and formerly known as Mario Wilfred is one of the main characters in the series. He is a former adventurer, plumber and is the husband of Rose, the adoptive father of Jeffy and Tony the Tiger, and the older brother of Luigi and Mama Luigi.
Marvin currently lives in Pensacola, Florida, with his wife Rose, his adoptive son Jeffy, his friend/former rival Braxton and his family, the lattermost of whom he shares the ownership of his current house with. He is a moody and perpetually unlucky version of his Nintendo counterpart who would love to live out his retirement in peace but frequently finds himself at the helms of misfortune, from mischief at the hands of his adopted son Jeffy, relationship problems with Rose, and the struggles to pay off house payments for his and Braxton's landlord and archenemy, Mr. Goodman.
==Personality==
Marvin is a down-to-earth and sane, but slightly perverted, angry, and pathetic person. He is one of the few SML characters who is made for the regular feel rather than solely for laughs. Marvin's personality has grown overtime throughout the years.
Marvin is a responsible man, owning a house while supporting Duggie, Shrek, Mama Luigi (before he moved away), Woody, Tony the Tiger, Mr. Pig, Lil' T, Jeffy, Rosalina, Bowser, Junior, Chef Pee Pee and temporarily the Angry Birds before kicking them out.
However, in Titototter, he is obsessed with meatballs and acts bad and tries to steal Sonic's meatballs.
As described on the original SML website from 2010, Mario is not portrayed as a funny or a comedic character himself, but mostly portrayed as a strict and stern character who just wants everything to be normal like always. Most of the humor of Mario's character comes from his reactions to his friends’ antics, rather than from his own behavior.
He is rather clever, being able to trick Bowser into letting him and his family move in with him. He also outsmarted him by finding out he put poison into his food.
Unlike all the characters, he is the smartest and least retarded character along with Chef Pee Pee, Cody, Penelope, and Brooklyn T. Guy. He's the generic guy stuck in a house of morons and weirdos. However, despite mostly being pretty intelligent, he and Brooklyn T. Guy are often not very smart most likely due to their age. He is often shown to be very predictable, and he often states "1942" as an answer to some history questions in which years.
At times, he is shown to be quite the idiot father cliché as he thought his grandfather was Jeffy because he had Jeffy's shirt in "Jeffy Skips School!" and Brooklyn T. Guy said that in the next video Mario will get eye surgery but that never happens. In "Jeffy Gets Chicken Pox!", he thought Jeffy turned into a chicken.
Mario is also sometimes a bit of a pushover, letting people like Black Yoshi and Shrek live with him when they drive him crazy, even though he could kick them out. In "Mario's Family Moves Out!", he admits that he doesn't know why Shrek, Black Yoshi, Tony, Woody, and Toad live with him, showing that he doesn't really care about them.
When dealing with people's stupidity and recklessness, Mario can get extremely erratic, violent and hot-headed. His anger has grown overtime because of the introduction of Jeffy and the creation of the Human Puppets. He stands as the voice of reason in the house and often acts as a foil to people like Bowser, Mama Luigi, Black Yoshi and Tony.
Mario has been shown to be depressed, such as in "Mario's Beautiful Date!," where not only tries to kill himself due to having no one to love, but also constantly asking if the woman was attractive as his main concern, not thanking Bowser or Black Yoshi or even Brooklyn Guy for getting him a "girl."
Mario can also be pretty pretentious. In "Mario's Christmas Tree Problem!," he, Brooklyn T. Guy, Paul, and Karen tried to steal a Christmas tree just so he can impress Rosalina. In "Mario's Thanksgiving Problem!," he asked Bowser to steal a turkey from some house so he can impress Rosalina. He even kept Rosalina tied up just so she won’t run away.
Mario has some form of PTSD over turtles revealed in "Mario's Turtle Problem!" and "Jeffy Goes To The Zoo!" This is because of his past adventures.
Mario has three flaws, his first one from 2011-2015 is that he's a pervert and a stalker towards women, as he kept whining and stalking Peach, during his loneliness. He even slept with Peach's thong. However, Mario's loneliness and misery status finally came to an end when he and Rosalina met together after Peach got a restraining order against him.
A second flaw of Mario's is that he tends to get jealous over Rosalina paying attention to someone other than him such as D-Money, Jeffy, Shrek, or her turtle.
Mario's third flaw is that he is shown to be greedy, selfish and extremely cold-hearted and cares less about others in times. Like in "Rich Mario!", where he sells Goodman's gold bars to get expensive stuff and in "Mario Sells Jeffy!", where he sells Jeffy to Goodman to get 10 million dollars, but sadly, Goodman returned Jeffy to him and never gave Mario 10 million dollars. In "Jeffy's Paper Shredder!", he quickly becomes corrupted when wins the lottery $350 million and he is happy that he doesn't need Shrek, Black Yoshi, Jeffy, or anyone else in that matter. He is shown to be irresponsible sometimes.
Mario also complains and throws a bit of temper tantrums about little things, such as having to climb up three flights of stairs to get to the apartment in "The Warp Pipe!" He is also shown to be ungrateful sometimes. He can also be tempted into doing something he shouldn't, as he killed Rosalina's pet turtle, who she adored.
While Mario is shown to be nice and generous, however, since 2016, he has been developed a cruel and uncaring side. He tried to abandon Jeffy at the park in "Where's Jeffy?" however he only does it from torture of him and in "Mario's Turtle Problem!" where he brutally kills Peewee by setting him on fire and bashing him into a wall, causing him to crumble to bits (although the latter is due to trauma).
There were a few times where it's implied that Mario is prejudice towards African Americans just like Bowser. In "Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend!", he meets D-Money and he shocked by the fact he's black. In "Jeffy Gets Glasses!," Jeffy brings up an event where he and Mario had been driving through a predominantly black neighborhood and Mario locked the doors and rolled up the windows. Mario tries defends this action by lying about it being too sunny outside.
Mario is also revealed to have a cowardly side, as in "Jeffy's New Toy!," he becomes extremely frightened by the electricity going out, whimpering and insisting that he needed a flashlight. In "The Secret Door!", he tries to avoid going in the door after Jeffy screamed going inside of it.
Mario is shown to be both a good and mostly bad father to Jeffy. He truly gets concerned about Jeffy's well-being, teaches Jeffy lessons when Jeffy acts misbehaved, and cannot live without Jeffy. However, Mario sometimes scolds Jeffy for minor things, can be hypocritical towards Jeffy and wanted him dead prior to "Jeffy's Parents!".
Despite all of his negative personality traits, he is also shown to sometimes has a kind, warm heart and shown to be a better person, as is shown in "Jeffy's Parents!", where he agreed to adopt Jeffy because he felt sorry for him and he lets Jeffy play his cat piano to his heart's content after that and in the end of "Jeffy Plays Minecraft!", where he talks to himself that he needs to learn to be a better parent and spends his time with Jeffy (even though he keeps struggling with him). But until "Rich Mario!" and since, he could have possibly adopted Jeffy just to claim his one-million dollars, during "Jeffy's 16th Birthday!", he said "Just two more years and we get that money!", possibly revealing that he dislikes Jeffy's trust of being a good parent and just adopted him for money rather than being his caretaker. This was shown in Jeffy's 18th Birthday!, where he set up a fake birthday party with empty presents and balloons just to make the party look real and get it done and dusted before he gets his money. After Jacques Pierre François (Jeffy's old father) faked his death so his paintings would be worth more money he got really angry and then told Rose (Rosalina) he would wrap up his birthday party and kick Jeffy out the house because he realized he wasn't getting any money. He thought Jeffy would share him some money as forgiveness for breaking things and causing trouble over the years. He still realized he loved Jeffy in the end and the money didn't matter. 
As of today, he will continue to try to be a better father, but never does that and goes back to his selfish and greedy ways.
==Physical Appearance==
Mario has the same appearance as his Nintendo counterpart. He wears his signature red cap with an "M" on it, a red shirt, blue overalls with yellow buttons, white gloves and brown shoes. He has a short and stocky physique and possesses a round nose, blue eyes, light brown hair and a black mustache and eyebrows. Mario is 5'1 (155 centimeters) and weighs nearly 200 pounds (90.7 kilograms)As this Mario is meant to be a more mature version of his game counterpart, all of his physical information is the same unless specified otherwise. His design seems to take cues from his appearance from the GameCube era in particular, with his design being slimmer and sleeker and his clothes being brighter and more detailed compared to his official portrayal. The most significant difference from the game Mario is the presence of a large bald spot on the top of his head; this is a result of his older age.
His puppet form boasts a somewhat similar design in a few superficial aspects but has several noticeable differences. Compared to his plush, his puppet form appears to be slightly taller and more clearly middle-aged with pronounced sags below his eyes and a more visible bald spot. He also lacks a cap, wears blue trousers instead of overalls, and his red shirt is now short sleeved and paired with a blue work tie.
==Personality Traits==
*Ungrateful
*Aggressive
*Caring
*Mean
*Liar
*Loving
*Possessive
*Kind
*Selfish
*Bossy
*Hot-Headed
*Rude
==Biography==
Kid Bowser talking to Baby Mario]]
Not much is known about Mario's life pre-series, with most of the information being vague and self-contradictory. He was born with his twin brother Luigi on an ambiguous date and time, in Brooklyn NY, Italy or Japan. Multiple different birth dates have been proposed for him, the majority of which imply him to be roughly in his late 30s or early 50s; "Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend" implies him to have been born in November 1968, while his driver's license, seen in "Jeffy's Driver's License!" lists his date of birth as May 10, 1983. His parents died when he was young, and he was raised by his war veteran grandfather, Harold Wilfred. Harold was hinted to be highly abusive to Mario as a kid, often doing corporal punishments such as spankings on him and Luigi. Though he was nicer to Luigi more. Mario used to have a teddy bear growing up named Beary. He would carry him everywhere he go as a little kid, and play with him, such as hide and seek. He was essentially Mario’s best friend. Eventually, Mario grew out of playing and carrying Beary around, and put him in a box with all of his other childhood toys and preserved it.
During his childhood, he was friends with Bowser, and would often hang out with him. The latter would grow jealous of him upon seeing the amount of attention his mother would give to him, which was likely one of the things that started their rivalry.Real Life Style; note that being an alternate universe, the legitamacy of this information to the main series is dubious.
===Meeting Peach and inheritance===
During his teen years, Mario and Luigi went to high school with some other noteworthy characters, such as Peach, Bowser, and Daisy.Bowser Junior's Clown Car! Mario graduated high school in 1984. 
After his father-in-law, King George Toadstool died on September 21, 1985, Peach and Mario got an equal amount of his inheritance. His rival Bowser often kidnapped Princess Peach. He was assigned as the mascot of Nintendo after the release of the game, Super Mario Bros on September 13, 1985. 
In 2002, Harold had gotten dementia (also a little senile) and was sent to a nursing home by Mario.
===Peach's kidnapping and rescue===
At one point in 2008, Mama Luigi paid Bowser 20 dollars to kidnap Peach. Mario tried to save Peach multiple times. Once he stole a car and he went to jail, where he was raped by Bubbles. He soon escaped and yelled at Mama Luigi for putting him in jail. Then he found out that he was not the real Luigi, but his clone. They found the real Luigi and put Mama Luigi in jail for a day. They soon found out Princess Peach was pregnant with Bowser Junior, who was actually Bowser's son. They decide to go on a trip where they encountered Bowser who had a gun, then Mama Luigi, who had a bomb strapped to his chest, sacrificed himself and died.
Bowser Junior was born, and originally was an Evil Baby Koopa sent to kidnap Peach until Black Yoshi wounded him. Bowser took him in, and then he kidnapped Luigi, but he later fought Bowser and went to another dimension and later came back to his dimension and revived everyone, including Peach.
===The Failed Relationship===
Unfortunately, later on, their marriage was always on shaky ground or a living hell due to Peach being demanding and asking him for expensive things. Their marriage finally ended in 2011, when she learned Mario was bald, and immediately filed for a divorce. Mario spent the next two years depressed over her leaving him. He tried using a wig to win her back but once she revealed she was pregnant with her new boyfriend, Sonic's baby, Mario revealed the wig and kicked her out.
===Peach's Rescue Mission===
Despite this, Mario's depression lingered until Toad revealed to him that Peach had been kidnapped. Mario, deciding this was an ideal way to earn her love back, decided to rescue her. Thinking Bowser as the prime suspect, Mario confronted him only to learn Bowser had not done such a thing as it was a new episode day of Charleyyy and Friends. Then Bowser agreed and helps him find her when Charleyyy was presumably kidnapped too. Later on, when they found two Yoshi eggs, Bowser destroyed his due to it wanting a banana. This led to Bowser using Chef Pee Pee as a replacement only to crush his back and send him into a coma.
===Encountering Sonic===
The two encountered Sonic, who revealed he had left Peach due to her being too 'clingy' and not being pregnant with his baby but someone else's (Mario's), and he had found a clue which could lead to her. However, Sonic refused to give it to them, leading them to torture him using British gags/cliches until he revealed the clue was in the bread box. Afterwards, they tied him up in Mario's car.
After unlocking the box and finding it to be a princess puzzle piece, the two were confronted by Bowser Junior, who had lost a piece. When he revealed it to be from a princess puzzle, the duo realize that he was the kidnapper. After Junior admitted to the crime, he takes them to where he had locked Peach up, only to find her missing. During an argument between him and Bowser, Mario spots a pistol which belonged to Black Yoshi. The two confront Black Yoshi, who reveals he had left his gun in the car. This leads the horrified duo to realize that Sonic had kidnapped her.
Right on cue, the two find an insane Sonic holding a knife to Peach's throat, threatening to kill her for the two torturing him, but before he can do so, Peach gives birth to her baby, with Mario realizing it was his. After Sonic runs away with the baby, Mario comforts Peach who tells him that if he saves the baby, she would love him forever, leading to a crazed Mario rushing after Sonic. When they found him, Sonic used his speed to overpower Mario and proceeded to beat him. Before he could kill him however, Black Yoshi arrived and shoots Sonic in the head, killing him. Instead of feeling relieved, Mario was enraged at Black Yoshi because Sonic was the only one who knew the location of the baby. After persuading him, Mario and Bowser decided to look for the baby.
Eventually, they find the baby locked in a safe, calling Goodman, they have him crack it. Unfortunately, Goodman decides to take her away, believing Mario to be a neglectful father. Before he can do so, Mario tricks Black Yoshi into thinking Goodman was there to arrest him, leading Black Yoshi to shoot Goodman, with the two taking the baby with them afterwards.
===Moving Out===
They return the baby to Peach, who reveals her double-cross to a hurt Mario when she reveals she loves him as a brother, rather than a lover. Though she admits that maybe in the future that they could possibly start dating again. One year later after the death of Sonic, Mario finally learns from a friend, Brooklyn T. Guy, that due to Super Mario game sales going down rapidly, he was about to lose his house. Thankfully, Brooklyn Guy informed him that he could live with Bowser, whose house had burned down and was living in an apartment.
Mario and Brooklyn Guy head to the apartment where, after Brooklyn Guy lies to Bowser about getting him to meet Charleyyy himself, Bowser agrees to let Mario and his friends stay and the two not only become friends again, but put a permanent end to their rivalry.
Sadly, it was revealed a year after the events of MBSCA ended, it was clearly that Peach had dumped Mario and that she had no interest in him, even becoming close friends with Bowser. She also goes as far as to file a restraining order against Mario and she was disgusted upon finding out that he slept with her thong.
Black Yoshi begins to feel sorry for Mario and decides to get him back in the game by setting him up with multiple women to find him the right one. Most of the efforts fail, until Black Yoshi introduces him to a woman named Rosalina. The two instantly fall in love and enter a happy relationship.
===Finding Jeffy===
In early 2016, a mentally disabled kid named Jeffy was dropped off at his doorstep with the note simply stating to "please babysit". Mario is horrified at the thought of taking care of Jeffy, who quickly finds unintended purpose in ruining Mario's life, so Mario calls Rosalina and then Brooklyn Guy, who tells Mario that until they find Jeffy's real parents, he would have to take care of him, leading to a full year of torture for Mario.
===Valentine's Day Issue===
One month later, during his first Valentine's Day with Rosalina, Mario is enjoying his day until out of nowhere, Peach appears, and explains that she wants to get back together with him, and Mario, still clinging to the love they had, agrees.
Mario decides to hide Rosalina in the closet and gives all the gifts he bought her to Peach. However, Peach shows her true colors and expresses disgust at these supposedly 'lame and not enough' gifts. This causes Mario to realize that finally thinking that Peach wasn’t worthy of his life, Rosalina had always appreciated him for him, and didn't care about the expensive stuff.
Mario decides to do the right thing and tricks Peach into thinking they're going to an expensive restaurant, but when she's out the door, he slams it on her as payback, kicking her out of his life forever and finally end his long-standing depression of her leaving him.
Mario apologizes to Rosalina about what a jerk he'd been, how he didn't realize how much she meant to him, and as a way of apologizing, gives her a Star Wars Valentine's card. The two then laugh about a joke inside the card during dinner. 
===Kicked Out of the Apartment===
Ten months after settling matters with Peach, thanks to the destruction caused by The Koopalings, Mario and Bowser get evicted from the apartment as fuck alongside their family and friends and forced into a hotel where they stay until they can get a house.
1 day later after being kicked out of the apartment and having to live in a hotel, The gang are greeted by 'Brooklyn T. Guy' who informs them that instead of rebuilding their old house, they've decided to move into a new one. Mario, Bowser and Rosalina visit the place and, despite learning the previous 26 people living there were violently murdered, They happily agree. Though they are strangely warned by 'Brooklyn Guy' to not ever enter a mysterious door inside the house under any circumstances.
===Finding Jeffy's Parents===
One year after Jeffy had come to live with them and watching the news about a world famous painter named Jacques Pierre François committing suicide, Mario is contacted by Goodman, who informs him that a woman was looking for her son she dropped off at the old apartment complex. This leaves an ecstatic Mario to happily realize Jeffy was the child and demands Goodman to send his mother to his house. However, Mario, along with Rosalina are disgusted once they meet Nancy in person. When Jeffy reveals the circumstances of his abandonment, and is beaten by Nancy in front on Mario and Rosalina, the former is still adamant that Jeffy must go.
As a begging and frightful Jeffy is forced to leave with Nancy, Mario starts to feel happy, but the enraged Rosalina argues with him for his callous attitude. However, his megalomaniacal and coldness behavior causes Mario to declare that he didn't care about Jeffy and Nancy could beat him if she wanted. This causes Rosalina to leave enraged while Mario celebrates. Quickly however, Mario then soon realizes that a life without Jeffy was boring, and after a year of dealing with him, he found the quiet was disturbing. He is shocked when after answering the door, he is met with a nervous Jeffy who fled his mother's abuse.
Mario refuses at first to open the door, even declaring it payback after the locked out incident, but after hearing Jeffy's apology, he sighs in defeat and let’s Jeffy back inside for 5 minutes. He is embarrassed when Jeffy realizes that Mario was playing his cat piano to cope with the lack of his prescience. Soon Nancy arrives and Mario is torn between lying about Jeffy and handing him over. Mario decides to do the right thing. He calls the police and then lets Nancy inside. Despite Jeffy's begging not to (not knowing that 'Brooklyn Guy' was on the way), Mario, knowing what the police would walk in to. Allows Nancy to be alone with Jeffy, allowing her to beat him, and for 'Brooklyn Guy' to catch her in the act.
===The Truth about Jeffy===
Mario is left confused as while taken away when Nancy screams that Jeffy would make her millions. When 'Brooklyn Guy' reveals that now they know Jeffy isn't his son, Mario could send him to an orphanage. Despite heavy reluctance, Mario finally realizes that deep down, despite the problems that he and Jeffy faced throughout the past year since they met, he and Jeffy deep-down couldn't live without each other, and finally agrees to adopt him.
'Brooklyn Guy', deciding he now had a right to know, reveals a torn piece of paper with information to Mario he found on Nancy. Mario realizes that he had the other piece from when Jeffy first arrived. Once they put the pieces together. Mario and 'Brooklyn Guy' are shocked to find out that Jeffy's father was Jacques Pierre Francois, the painter who committed suicide that very day and left millions of dollars to his only son, Jeffy.
Mario at first is in disbelief at this, but then remembers the time when Jeffy painted the Mona Lisa on an egg, and this means Jeffy really is the son of Francois. Then Brooklyn Guy reveals the catch. Due to the inheritance being in a trust, Jeffy won't get the money until he's eighteen in six more years. However, Brooklyn Guy encourages Mario to take good care of him, which might lead Jeffy to give him some of the money in gratitude. Mario, now being happy and fuelled by this, agrees and begins to love and bond with Jeffy as father and son. later on, Rosalina comes back happy that the two finally accepted each other, and after she questions Mario on why he's letting Jeffy be annoying, Mario simply declares "Not today, not right now. This ones for me".
===Opening The Secret Door===
4 months later after adopting Jeffy and as well as during a game of hide-and-seek, Jeffy accidentally wanders into the mysterious door due to Mario forgetting to inform him of its taboo. With great reluctance, Mario and Rosalina enter the door, and, along with Jeffy, are horrified at the gruesome sight of the house's previous 26 owners, along with many other dead bodies.
They call Brooklyn Guy and show him up to the room, only for him to knock them all out. In the dark room, a tied up Mario wakes up to an unconscious Jeffy and a gagged Rosalina. Mario soon starts screaming only to be silenced by the fake 'Brooklyn Guy'. Here a confused and terrified Mario begs to know why his friend is doing this, the psychopath reveals that the original victim was his wife, and then began the cycle of murdering everyone who ignored his warnings and opened the door. 'Brooklyn Guy' reveals that he gave them the house because they were nice but now he was forced to kill them for opening the door.
After getting sick and tired of her screaming, Mario is horrified when the fake 'Brooklyn Guy' knocks her out with a mallet. He is further horrified when the fake Brooklyn Guy reveals he really wasn't a officer, firefighter or doctor, merely pretending to be one, meaning that he was the imposter throughout the half year. Mario, with nothing to do now, begins to scream as the psychopath prepares to end Rosalina's life, only to watch in shock as the psychopath is shot and killed by the actual Brooklyn Guy.
After being untied and (in Rosalina's case) bandaged up, the confused family learns that Brooklyn Guy had been on vacation and the murderer was, in fact, his brother, to be revealed, was Does Bad Things Guy. Brooklyn Guy lets them know the room would be cleaned and they could all relax now that he'd returned from vacation and he is now back to help them whenever they need him, leaving the confused family behind at the fact that for the last seven months, including during the Nancy incident, they'd been friends with a psychopath.
===The Proposal===
Another 3 months later after the death of DBTG, Mario is finally ready to propose to Rosalina. Unfortunately, Black Yoshi steals and pawns his ring for money to buy a new Xbox. This leads to an enraged Mario to threaten his former friend by kicking him out of his life if he doesn't get the ring back and Black Yoshi angrily agrees in defeat.
A few hours later, A nervous Mario is found stalling Rosalina as Black Yoshi finds the ring. Black Yoshi returns but Mario, despite being happy, is now extremely furious when the ring that Black Yoshi got was a cheap one from Walmart. Mario then prepares to kick him out until Rosalina reveals that she loves it. This relieves Mario who forgives Black Yoshi.
2 months later. Mario is truly ready to get married to Rosalina. Unfortunately, Shrek takes his hat, uses it as toilet paper, then flushes it down. Jeffy comes across a dejected Mario who doesn't want Rosalina to see him bald. Jeffy, feeling sorry for his daddy, uses his magic to create a new hat by drawing one. Unexpectedly, the hat possesses magical properties and turns Mario into a multitude of things, Black Yoshi, a cat piano, a fly, Jeffy's diaper, a Cheerios box, and a frog.
Finally, Mario, despite being a Frog, works up the courage to face Rosalina, who is beginning to believe Mario stood her up. Mario arrives and explains the situation. That he was worried that Rosalina would dump him, but she declares she would always love him, no matter what he is. Mario and Rosalina kiss and Mario returns to normal. After the wedding's end, Mario declares he's the happiest man alive, but expresses confusion on why his new hat had eyes when Rosalina questioned him about it.
===Plastic Surgery===
2 1/2 years later, after accidently peeing in a bush with a kid (Patrick) inside of the bush, which made Mario a sex offender (mispronounced as "snutenuna" to avoid demonetization). before losing custody of his son Jeffy, He receives plastic surgery to look like a completely different person.
As of Today, Mario has officially retired from adventuring and spends his days watching TV, neglecting and being annoyed by Jeffy, being with Rosalina, and fending off his current Archenemy Goodman and must find hard ways to pay him off with house payments before it’s too late.
==Quotes==
* "Oh man, I can't wait to sit down and watch TV!"
*"Jeffy!"
*"Jeffy, stop it!"
*"Wh-"
*"Uh, hello?"
*"Jeffy, you are so grounded!"
*"The Cops? What are you doing here?"
*"Jeffy, eat your green beans!"
*"TODAY YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY!!"
*"Leave!" (Mario talking to enemies)
*“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?”
*”ALRIGHT FINE, LEAVE!”
*“GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU F****T!!”
*"Alright, Jeffy, here's your green beans."
* "JEFFY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
*”Oh man, I’m so sick.” (Whenever Mario’s sick)
* "I have this bad feeling that Jeffy got in trouble at school today."
* "THAT'S IT, JEFFY!"
*”You said one beer.”
*”Baby, you’re the one who married me, you knew I’m a turtle, you knew I was gonna be slow! I don't bring up your quack addiction!
*”You do eat a lot of Cheetos, baby.”
*”I hate him so much.”
*“BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?!
*”No, Jeffy. That’s one word. Powerade.”
*"HE'S NOT GETTING ANY OF THE MONEY?!!!!!"
*"Well, Jeffy listen, I know you're eighteen but you don't have to move out of the house. You can stay here as long as you want because I can't imagine life without you because I've gotten so used to you! I know I was mad at you today on your birthday but that was just because I thought we were getting money but I don't care about the money! I just want you Jeffy! I love you so much!"
*"Oh, come on! You talk to all YOUR exes and you have a MILLION of them which says a lot about YOU!"
* "That is SO Jeffy!" 
*"You Goober!" 
*”Make mine with wheat bread.”
==Abilities/Superpowers==
*Wall Break: He has broken the fourth walls sometimes in a couple videos. In Happy Merry Christmas!, Mario states that Jeffy was in 2 of his most disliked videos that year. And in Fat Jeffy, Brooklyn T. Guy proved to Mario and Jeffy that they could float because they were held by hands and Brooklyn T. Guy is a puppet.
*Levitation: As seen in the same video, After Brooklyn Guy tells him he can float, Mario is able to do it.
*Power-ups: Mario is able to use many different power-ups from his games. He has used red mushrooms, 1-up mushrooms, fire flowers, mega mushrooms, wing cap and more.
*Super Strength: He wrestled Brooklyn T. Guy in The Diamond! from the second floor to the front door. He kicked a burnt turtle so hard into a wall that it shattered into pieces in Mario's Turtle Problem!, and he has even had the strength to drag and beat Jeffy who is one of the strongest characters in SML, but it's possible that Jeffy is holding back. He's also able to carry Jeffy with ease shown in Jeffy's YES Day! where he threw and dunked Jeffy into a basketball hoop multiple times, despite Jeffy being much larger than him.
*Super Durability: Mario has taken and survived a lot of beatings and injuries. He's fallen off the roof, been Striked by Jeffy with a bat, had a door fall on him, got punched multiple times by D-Money and was still able to stand up (which D-Money stated no one has ever gotten back up on him after a fight), been bashed multiple times by Jeffy with a medieval hammer, which Jeffy was able to knock down Chef Pee Pee with just one hit, and he's been beaten up multiple times.
*Regenerative Healing Factor: Mario's healing factor seems to be incredibly great, shown as he recovers generally quickly from his many beatings in the series. He healed from getting shot in the leg by Brooklyn Guy in just a couple seconds (but it could just be that he has a good pain tolerance).
==Vehicles== 
*Honda Civic
*Chevy Camaro
*Chevrolet Trax
*Chevrolet Blazer
==Gallery==
See the full gallery here: Marvin/Gallery.