Zen Zpinner

The Zen Zpinner is a fidget spinner developed by Zen Studios. It's made entirely out of black aluminum.
==What the fuck does this amazing product do?==
Why, I'm glad you asked! The Zen Zpinner, just like any other fidget spinner, can be spinned! It can also be used as a portable gaming console! If you spin it fast enough, you'll activate the LEDs in the spinner, allowing you to witness the amazing 4K quality of this Simulated Display™! To play, you just have to THINK! That's precisely right! The Zen Zpinner can detect your brain-waves and magically translate them to game commands instantly for a hands-free* experience!
*You have to hold the spinner in your hand to use it, so it's not 100% hands-free.
==The Operating System==
The spinner runs entirely on Zen OS. What the fuck did you expect?
==Trivia==
*I want to kill myself after writing this.