"The Calm Part 8"

"Ashe and Gregor learn that Astra isn't the best strategist! Meanwhile Thog and Markus meet up with One dangerous individual!" - The Calm Part 8.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
* If anyone touches Rat's bare skin, they are flung far away, and reduced to paste.
== Quotes ==
* Astra: Okay everyone. Through careful study, I believe I have determined their blind-spot. I followed more or less what you and Gregor did during the fight, and I believe if I travelled in a perfect pattern I can just sneak right by.
* Ashe: Uh, does that include us?
* Astra: Anyway, here I go. She just walks right up to it. The creature just turns and stares at her.
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* Thog: So like, you get... This part of your vacation plan or whatever?
* Randy: No, I just--- I work in an Alarani patent office.
* Thog: Okay Randy, we aren't cool anymore.
* Markus: Hey, Thog, you know who else worked for the Alarani at one point?
* Thog: Who's that?
* Markus: [Whispers] You.
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* One: Markus. It appears you've heeded the call as well. He kicks the body to the ground. It slides a short distance.
* Markus: Why does everybody keep saying that? I'm not heeding anything other than a decent paycheck!
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* Markus: I'm going to reach back to rummage through my pouch, and try and find out what it is.
* GM: You reach into your ass-sack and pull out something you actually attained extremely recently. You see a head poking out from behind the corner. You hold aloft the Platinum Ticket.
* Markus: Oh man, I really didn't want to waste this so soon. This is like, you know, the sort of thing I wanted to save for my deathbed, but...
* Rat: Oh, it has unlimited uses, anyway---
* Markus: Oh hell yes!
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* Rat: I bet you thought I had some sort of plan or I'm actually secretly super strong but no, I just have a good sense of timing. He says, as various cultists grip him. One of them grabs him by the hand, and suddenly, in a split instance, is flown to the far wall, and reduced to a paste.
* Fae: What!?
* Rat: Oh, rule number one; you probably don't want to touch my skin.Category: The Calm episodes