Superluminal Offering Dispenser: Anomalous

== History ==
=== Background ===
It is known only to the Upper echelon of those within the Empire, and escapees of the Former Jedi Order of the true origins behind the S.O.D.A. machines. Dated to be produced around 35,582 Standard Years before the Ruusan Reformation, from knowledge taken from the most sacred Jedi Archives and inferences overall, it is believe to have been created by the Ancient Race known as the Kwa. Though since then evidence finds that different civilizations have built upon it countless civilizations.
=== History through Architecture ===
Through thorough scans we have found that machine upon machine have been built atop each other to produce the current product. 3 different Layers were found within these machines, each one increasing it's height and depth, but it's width has remained consistent.
The First layer can be seen at the surface where two entrances can be found to the inside of the machines, with a keypad above them. The keypads have numbers on them that far differ from any living language, but is believed to be some form of Ancient Paecian. There are also multiple inscriptions "carved" into the surface, they have yet to be deciphered. The openings in the machines seem to lead no where but a slight glow comes from them 
The Second Layer Is nearly entirely contained within the the walls of the current machines. Its relatively small and it's only noticeable thing on the surface is space for a power source to be given. The second layer is a cylindrical container going between a gap in the two openings of the first layer, now covered by the blue front. Around an outlet in the back of the machines a single inscription can be seen. Jedi Archives imply this sign is from the Rakatan language, only the number 300 has been deciphered as of yet.
The third layer is a series of 16 chambers connecting through a series of insulated tubes and superconducting wires to the first a second layers. Scans show these chambers might each container a singular large kyber crystal. These containers are entirely encapsulated and no longer visible in any capacity. Through intensive scans we can find carvings etched onto the chambers. Through the Jedi archives we found these words to be the Dai-Bendu Language, and luckily limited translation materials were found. Each of the Contains are labeled "Inside Unstoppable Power" followed by ascending numbers. Though this is likely very rudimentary.
The final layer is the panels encompassing the S.O.D.A. machines. These panels are as far as we can tell indestructible, and a Phrik like substance. While all the other components of these machines have had inscriptions etched into the, the panels only have one, and it's painted in long faded paint. Stating in ancient Mando'a "Finally an Arkanian to good use". Why it says this are as of now unknown. Attempts to damage these panels in any capacity have failed including the non-metallic front face of these machines.
=== Ownership ===
thumb|380x380px|The Machine being Paraded through the Serennian Capital.
These machines have fallen into many hands over the years, from the Over-Predor's of ancient Rakata, to Mandalore the Ultimate, and now to Darth Vader and some notable Imperials. Believed to originally owned by the leader of the Kwa, it was likely stolen in a brutal attack by the Rakata, slowly handed up the ranks of the Flesh Raiders until the Over-Predor took notice. Passed down for a few generations at some point the Je'daii Order gained hold of it at some point, and continued to pass it down for generations. Believed to have been taken at multiple points, and a conflict happening over their heritage during the Pius Dea Era, they remained in relatively set ownership until the Great Hyperspace war, where they were stolen by a raid conducted by the Sith Military, and put into hiding the Jedi only able to recover 1. During the Mandalorian wars it was found that Mandalore the Ultimate had gained control of one of the S.O.D.A. Machines. And through a great search and Raid against the Republic, Mandalore the Ultimate gained all of the machines. They were recaptured by Revan once Mandalore the Ultimate was Killed in their duel over Malachor V. Over the Next Few millenia they were slowly lost through various means by the Jedi Order. At some point the CIS captured two, and one was owned by the Republic. In a battle between Trebuchet Battalion and a local CIS force one was Recaptured. And through a daring operation on the Invisible hand the other was taken directly from General Grievous' bridge. Finally Anakin Skywalker, now Darth Vader had one, one was owned by Zerek Company of Vanguard Battalion, one by VD-2855 "Skipper". These have since been named off transliterated words from above the left keybad one each machine, "Einek", "Zwodi", and "Dreeni".
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