Blending the Consequences/Transcript

[Scene 1]
OJ: Hey Notebook Paper.
Notebook Paper: Yay!
OJ: Uh what?
Notebook Paper: Yay!
OJ: Can you shut up?
Notebook Paper: Yay!
OJ: Grrr…
(OJ kicks NP away)
'''
[Scene 2]
Ethan: Hey Elastic Band.
Elastic Band: Um, what do you want?
Ethan: Nothing.
(Glasses walks on scene)
Glasses: Hey guys!
Elastic Band: Hey.
Glasses: What do you want to do?
Ethan: I don’t know.
'''
[Scene 3]
Phone: Hey Cup!
Cup: Hey Phone, what do you want to do?
Phone: I don’t know.
Cup: Wanna go jump off a cliff?
Phone:Uhh…
Cup: Weeee!
'''
[Scene 4]
Notebook Paper: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(Notebook Paper crashes into Phone)
Phone: Ahhhh!
(Phone and Notebook Paper fall down the cliff)
'''
[Scene 5]
Cakey: You are so stupid!
Mirror: Ha! Doubt it.
(Cakey punches Mirror)
Mirror: Ow!
'''
[Scene 6]
Lego: Hey Water! How’s it going?
Water: Not too bad. You?
Lego: It’s going OK.
Water: Kewl.
'''
[Scene 7]
Breath Mint: You’re purple!
Skittle: Uh no. I’m red.
Breath Mint: Nooo. You’re yellow.
Skittle: What?
Breath Mint: I told you! You’re blue!
Skittle: I’m going to go.
Breath Mint: Yaaaaaaa-
'''
[Scene 8]
Starbucks: Um, Grapefruit? What was you doing?
Grapefruit: I’m watching a livestream.
Starbucks: Who is it by?
Grapefruit: BFDIA_Master.
Starbucks: Can I watch too?
Grapfruit: Sure.
'''
[Scene 9]
(Livestream Audio)
'''
[Scene 10]
Grapefruit: Cool right?!
Starbucks: Uh yeah.
*Starbucks walks away*
Grapefruit: Wow what a great guy!
'''
[Scene 11]
Button: Hey WAW! Where are you going?
WAW: I’m going to the presidental election!
Button: Who’s in the race?
WAW: Donald Trumpet, Hilary Pickleton, and Berny Sandwich.
Button: OK, I’ll come.
WAW: Alright let’s go!
'''
[Scene 12]
Lamp: Hey Bread!
Bread: Ugh! What is it now Lamp?
Lamp: Go stand near that lake.
Bread: Uh OK.
(Bread walks to lake)
Bread: So what now?
(Lamp pushes Bread into the lake)
Bread: Ahhhhhh!
'''
(Scene 13)
Dollar: Hey Deadpool!
Deadpool: …
Dollar: Um. Deadpool?
Deadpool: …
Dollar: Whatever…
'''
(Scene 14)
IPad: Hmm. I can’t seem to find any contestants to compete in my show.
Slingshot: Hey who are you?
Windows 7: Don’t be stupid! He’s obviously a tablet.
IPad: Um I’m actually an IPad.
Windows 7: You’re a meanie!
IPad: Um yeah.
'''
(Scene 15)
Slingshot: But anyways, who are you?
IPad: Oh yeah! I’m IPad the host of this new object reality show called Object Invasion Reloaded. And I’m looking for contestants to compete in my show.
Slingshot: Well what’s the prize?
IPad: The prize is one billion dollars!
Slingshot: Woah! That's A lot of Money I want to compete!
Windows 7: I want to compete too.
Breath Mint: Me too!
OJ: And Me!
IPad: OK so 23 contestants. One billion dollars. This is Object Invasion Reloaded.
'''
{Intro}
'''
(Scene 16)
IPad: So since I’m lazy, I will choose the teams with this slot machine.
Phone: How frickin’ original.
IPad: Anyways, let’s do this!
(Ipad pushes the lever)
(Lego is the first team captain)
Lego: Awesome!
(Dollar is the second captain)
Dollar: Nice!
'''
(Scene 17)
IPad: So Lego and Dollar are the two team captains. And since I’m lazy again, I’ll play an unoriginal ad while Dollar and Lego pick the teams.
Lego: You need! To shut! The fu-
[Static]
'''
(Scene 18)
El Nudelo: Hello everyone so do you want to grow your Youtube channel incredibly?
Audience: Yeah!
El Nudelo: Well then go to Subpals! Where you can get subscribers really fastly and stuff!
Audience: Wow!
El Nudelo: Well you know what? This is stupid! Cut the tape!
[Static]
'''
(Scene 19)
IPad: So let me show the teams.
(Shows the teams)
IPad: So now let’s get to the first challenge!
Ethan: Finally!
IPad: So the challenge is to make a milkshake. The team that makes the best milkshake will be safe and the losing team will be up for elimination.
Lego: That doesn’t seem to hard.
IPad: Anyways, go!
'''
(Scene 20)
Lego: Alright team. Let’s make a chocolate milkshake.
Cup: Where will we get the ingredients?
Button: Walmart obviously.
Lego: Yeah so Button, Cup, and Breath Mint will go get the chocolate from walmart.
Glasses: What will the rest of us do?
Lego: I don’t know. Just hang out until they get back.
Glasses: OK.
'''
(Scene 21)
Dollar: So does anyone have any ideas?
Skittle: We could make an M&M milkshake.
WAW: That’s the best idea we have so let’s do it!
Dollar: Alright then. Now where do we get M&M’s?
(OJ kills Skittle)
Bread: OJ!
OJ: What?
Bread: You just kill our teammate!
OJ: Hey at least we got our milkshake.
Dollar: Well I guess we’re done then.
'''
(Scene 22)
Cup: So what chocolate should we get?
Button: Hersheys. It’s the best chocolate for milkshakes.
Breath Mint: We should get Snickers bars and stuff!
Cup: Yeah we’re getting Hersheys so let’s grab it and go!
(Cup grabs the Hersheys stuff)
'''
(5 Minutes Later)
'''
(Scene 23)
(Cup runs onto the scene)
Lego: Cup! What happened?
Cup: We stole from Walmart! Now the cops are after us!
Lego: Where’s Button and Breath Mint?
Cup: Um… In Jail already.
Lego: Oh my god…
'''
(Scene 24)
IPad: So contestants! Let’s see your guys’ milkshakes!
Lego: Here’s ours.
(Ipad drinks the milkshake)
IPad: That’s really good! Now Dollar’s team.
Dollar: Here you go!
(Ipad drinks the milkshake)
IPad: Bleh! That’s awful! What is in this?!
OJ: Skittles.
IPad: OK. Lego’s team definetly wins.
Lego: Yes!
Dollar: Dang it.
'''
(Scene 25)
IPad: So viewers, vote on which contestant to be eliminated on the MLG Gangsters. Voting ends July 5th. Like for prize, dislike for elimination. Episode 2 will come whenever it’s done.
IPad: So see you guys next time on Object Invasion Reloaded! Thank you for watching!
'''
(Credits)
'''
(Scene 26)
(Shows Button and Breath Mint in Jail)
Button: Um. Hello?