Mr. Craps Begins a Very Fun Nuclear Program

Episode 6 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple
==Transcript==
(Episode begins in Sudan)
Mr. Craps: Hey you!
Random Soldier: Yes Emperor Craps?
Mr. Craps: Does Sudan have an active nuclear project?
Random Soldier: No sir! Also sir may I ask a question sir?
Mr. Craps: Go right ahead!
Random Soldier: That your actual name?
(Mr. Craps opens a drawer under his throne, pulls out a missile launcher, and aims it at the soldier)
Mr. Craps: Any more questions?
Random Soldier: No sir!
Mr. Craps: Alrighty! 
(Mr. Craps goes to a nuclear base in Iran)
Mr. Craps: Hey guys can you give me some nukes?
Random Iranian: No.
Mr. Craps: To wipe out the West.
Random Iranian General: YES.
(Cut to Purple and Travis reaching the Don’s)
Purple: Hey hey anybody here?
(Zoltan walks out)
Purple: Zoltan, you weren’t raptured?
Zoltan: I’ve seen too much.
Existant: Oh hey guys I’m here too.
Purple: Where did you come from?
Existant: Hell.
Purple: Makes sense.
(Suddenly a heavenly figure appears by the four)
Travis: Hello?
Figure: Hello. I’m an angel.
Purple: Are we gonna die?
Angel: No, I’ve actually come to tell you all that you’ve been chosen to write the Bible 2!
Purple: That’s a very not creative name.
Angel: You guys triggered the end, now you guys get to write about it.
Purple: Makes sense.
(Episode ends)
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