Make It Flat

Make It Flat is a Super Sponge short that premiered on 1/7/23.
== Transcript ==
The evil wizard woke up in bed. His alarm was loudly going off.
Evil wizard: "Blasted thing!"
He shot a blast of green colored electricity out of his palm, at the alarm clock, utterly destroying it. He sat up and yawned. His stomach growled.
Evil wizard: "Guess it's time for another evil breakfast."
The evil wizard hovered above the floor, over to the kitchen, and sat down at the kitchen table. A tall ninja wearing a full body ninja costume and a chef hat appeared in front of the wizard.
Ninja: "Hhhyuh!"
Evil wizard: "Yes, uh, today I would like the usual egg sandwich, but this time,"
He stopped and took a breath.
Evil wizard: "Flatten it. Okay?"
Ninja: "Hhhyuh!"
The ninja made an egg sandwich appear out of thin air and put it on the table.
Ninja: "Hhhyuh!"
The ninja held out his hand and karate chopped the center of the sandwich.
Evil wizard: "NO YOU IDIOT!!! NOW IT'S IN HALF!!! I DIDN'T WANT A SANDWICH IN HALF, I WANTED IT FLAT!!! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING NOT RELATED TO KARATE?!!"
The wizard flung the sandwich across the room.
Evil wizard: "Get me another sandwich."
The ninja put another one on the table.
Evil wizard: "Now, this time, with the palm of your hand, slowly start to push down on the-"
Ninja: "Hhhyuh!"
The ninja karate chopped it in half.
Evil wizard: "ugh…"
The End.
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