The Toilet

A Battle Hymn parody in G.
== Lyrics ==
* If you use a toilet, there are many things to do,
* before and after you do number 1 and number 2.
* Use your toilet etiquette; the rules are just a few.
* You are a fit kid, wow!
* I'm a fit kid on the toilet! (3x)
* Yep, I'm a fit kid-wow!
* Lift the lid and put the seat down right before you sit.
* Always remember: when you're done, flush it.
* Always wash your hands when you've used the toilet.
* You are a fit kid, wow!
* I'm a fit kid on the toilet! (3x)
* Yep, I'm a fit kid-wow!
* Do not splish and splash or put your hands into the bowl.
* Do not drink the toilet's water though it's icy cold.
* Put your seat upon the toilet's seat that has a hole.
* You are a fit kid, wow!
* I'm a fit kid on the toilet! (3x)
* Yep, I'm a fit kid-wow!
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