Blondie Lee

Blondie Lee is a character played by MightyBlondie.
==General Information==
Blondie is notorious for her psychopathic tendencies, often resorting to gruesome methods such as removing body parts from those that cross her. She is also always seeking a rich husband so she no longer has to worry about paying fines.
==Physical Description==
She has blonde hair which she often wears in buns. Blondie has a glass eye in her left eye.
==Background Information==
Blondie was born in Los Santos and raised in Vespucci by her meth addicted mother, who named her after the iconic band of the same name. Blondie's mother raised both her and her sister Kitty together until the age of 10 when their mother tried to trade Kitty for meth. Since the meth dealer was an undercover cop, Kitty was taken into custody and sent to live with a rich Australian foster family in Vice City. Blondie, however, was kept hidden by her mother and officially listed as "missing" for many years. When Blondie was 13 years old, she witnessed her mother being shot in an alley by a meth dealer who was asking for money. The sound of the blast echoed so loudly that it harmed Blondie's ears, making her scared of guns to this day. Desperate and unsure what to do, Blondie took the knife from her mom's purse and used it to cut her mom open and remove her kidneys, just like her mom taught her. She then sold the kidneys on the black market and used the money to leave Los Santos, just one month before the nukes. Blondie went straight to Vice City to find her sister and the two ran amok in the city before eventually Blondie was picked up and forced to stay in a foster home. The disappearance of Blondie's foster parents still has not been solved. She is also on a relentless pursuit to find a rich husband, always remembering what her mother used to tell her: "Find yourself a rich man, Blondie, and you'll never have to worry about a thing."
The identity of Blondie's father is currently unknown.
== Return to Los Santos ==
In December of 2023, when it was safe to return to Los Santos, Blondie boarded a plane and quickly made her way back to her former home. Upon arriving she took a job as a taxi driver, often making victims out of her customers. She also continued the practice of harvesting human organs, usually only when someone angers her. As a taxi driver she would also try to find ways to force other taxi drivers out so that she could get more fares. She attempted to forcefully retire Jarthur Moberry from driving a taxi by stabbing him.
== Rivalry With Robin Steele ==
In February of 2024, Blondie received a call from Olly O'Farrel who claimed to be the rich husband she'd been waiting for. Upon meeting with him at Up-n-Atom, she quickly discovered that he was not rich at all which angered her enough to stab him and remove his kidney right on the street in front of the fast food establishment. Olly then later got revenge for the act by stabbing Blondie with her own knife and throwing her off the dam, nearly killing her.
Blondie later saw Olly and an associate at Mt. Zonah Medical Center and immediately called the police, with Robin Steele responding. The two jumped in a Panto and fled while Robin chased after them. Later that evening, Blondie responded to a call for a taxi from Robin at the Grapeseed Sheriff's Department. She asked Robin if she caught the man that threw her off the dam, and Robin responded with a defeated sounding "no." Enraged, Blondie took Robin to the Raven Slaughterhouse in Cypress Flats and instructed her to "run." Blondie then chased her down, stabbed her and removed a kidney, putting Robin in the ICU. Blondie was caught with the kidney the next day by Jessie "Nova" Gallagah.
== Daddy Maddox ==
Blondie has had a romantic interest in Edward Maddox, affectionately referring to him as "Daddy Maddox." Edward, of course, wants nothing to do with Blondie especially after Blondie stabbed his then love interest Jennifer Fox. Having enough of Blondie's advances, he told Blondie "I don't fuck criminals." Blondie, eager to do whatever it takes to have 'Daddy Maddox' as hers, volunteered to stop doing crime. Maddox told her if she stopped doing crime for 2 months he would "consider my penis."
After catching Maddox at the Ramathon with Kimberly Johnsen, a known criminal, Blondie then realized Maddox was lying and has vowed to "cut his dick off."
== Built Different ==
On August 6 of 2024, on Blondie's 21st birthday, Blondie drank an inordinate amount of tequila from Meadows Brewery. After being dragged to the hospital by Easton Staymates, she was administered a blood alcohol test by Dr. Randall Gemma who revealed her blood alcohol content to be at a 0.57%, much higher than the fatal range of 0.4%. To quote Dr. Gemma, "Legitimately, she really is built different." 
== Murder Trial ==
In early July of 2024, Blondie Lee received a taxi call from Dr. Nashoba Redwood at Mt. Zonah Medical Center. After picking up Dr. Redwood, he immediately began flirting with Blondie and asked if they could simply go on a ride. Blondie took Dr. Redwood to one of her favorite places, the Raven Slaughterhouse, where the two continued to flirt as well as discuss the idea of starting a black-market doctor's office for criminals trying to avoid cops. After leaving the slaughterhouse, Dr. Redwood informed Blondie that he was indeed poor and asked if she could overlook that. She told him she might overlook it as long as he has some "good D," to which he then admitted to having a "micro-penis." In Blondie's eyes, these were red flags, and she realized there was no way this relationship/business partnership could work, so she took Dr. Redwood inside the Ammu-Nation on Power Street, purchased a knife, and convinced the doctor that the two were going to have sex in the shooting range. Instead, Blondie stabbed the doctor, explaining to him that this just wasn't going to work out. She then harvested his kidney, crudely sewed him up, and left him lying in a pool of his own blood where he would shortly pass away.
In August of 2024, despite her lawyer Franklin Dupont pointing out the lack of DNA, weapon or crime scene photos, Blondie was found guilty of Mayhem (Major) and Murder of a Government Employee for the killing of Dr. Nashoba Redwood. She has been sentenced to 20 years at Bolingbroke Penitentiary with 15 years parole and a $50,000 fine.
== Grapeseed Top Ten ==
Blondie is a member of the "Grapeseed Top Ten," a list of the "villains" of Grapeseed ranked by Harold StockHerd Well. She is currently ranked #3 behind Tip Johnson and Hannah Mahmoud.
== Bad Bitch Club ==
After establishing herself as one of the most violent and well-known criminals in Los Santos, Blondie decided she needed some friends to watch her back. Struggling with figuring out where she belonged and not being recruited by any of the gangs in the city, she decided to start her own gang: the Bad Bitch Club (BBC for short). Blondie has been on an active recruiting drive for her gang with the help of her "manager" Ned Lane. So far the group consists of 9 "bad bitches" including Blondie's sister Kitty and her "Right Hand Bitch" Jessica Bird.
==Criminal Record==
===MDW Profile ===
Last Updated 08/11/2024
Total Charges 	172	 	
Priors 	
{| class="article-table mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%"	Criminal Record of Blondie Lee	Criminal Record of Blondie Lee
Mayhem (Major) 	1 	 	
Murder of a Government Employee 	2 	 	
Mayhem (Minor) 	2 	 	
Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 	3 	 	
Attempted Murder of a Government Employee 	1 	 	
Attempted Murder 	5 	 	
Criminal Threats 	3 	 	
Driving On the Wrong Side of The Road 	3 	 	
Reckless Driving 	1 	 	
Resisting Arrest 	32 	 	
Speeding 3rd Degree (Minor) 	1 	 	
Distracted Driving 	2 	 	
Theft of a Motor Vehicle 	9 	 	
Littering 	2 	 	
Vandalism 	2 	 	
Unauthorized Use of an Off-Road Vehicle 	1 	 	
Sale of a Controlled Dangerous Substance 	2 	 	
Introduction of an Environmental Contaminant 	1 	 	
Evading 	7 	 	
Hit and Run (Property) 	1 	 	
Illegal Operation of a Taxi or Car Service 	6 	 	
Trespassing 	1 	 	
Vandalism of Government Property 	1 	 	
Felony Possession of a Controlled Dangerous Subtance with Intent to Distribute	3 	 	
Possession of a Controlled Dangerous Substance in the Second Degree 	10 	 	
Assault & Battery 	8 	 	
Assault with a Deadly Weapon 	11 	 	
Animal Cruelty (Minor) 	1 	 	
Reckless Evading 	16 	 	
Failure to Stop/Running Light 	5 	 	
Failure to Comply with a Peace Officer 	1 	 	
Brandishing Non Firearm 	5 	 	
Unauthorized Parking 	1 	 	
Misuse of a Government Issued Occupational Vehicle 	3 	 	
Contempt of Court 	1 	 	
Tampering with a Vehicle 	2 	 	
Vehicle Registration Fraud 	1 	 	
Misuse of 911 	2 	 	
Operating a Motor Vehicle Without a License 	5 	 	
Illegal Operation of a Towing Service 	1 	 	
Grand Theft Auto 	1 	 	
Petty Larceny 	2 	 	
Public Intoxication 	1 	 	
Burglary 	1 	 	
Wearing Sunglasses at Night While In a Government Institution 	1 	 	
==Quotes==
*"Toodles!"
*"I'm a boss ass bitch!"
*"It's stabby stabby time!"
*"Oopsies!"
*"Perfect."
==Gallery==
File:Blondie1.png|THEE Bo$$ Bitch
File:Screenshot 2024-07-06 112529.png|Blondie (right) with her sister, Kitty
File:Screenshot 2024-02-19 132515.png|Pictured at Mount Zonah Hospital
File:Screenshot 2024-07-18 183814.png|Saluting with Holden Maddox at the Ramathon
File:BlondieFog.png|Lost in the fog just before the Alamo Sea became the Alamo Salt Flats
File:BlondieRamathon.png|Dancing as a sexy cop at the Ramathon
File:BlondiePride.png|Pride 🏳️‍🌈
File:BlondieDaddyMaddox.png|Pulled over by "Daddy Maddox" Edward Maddox
File:BlondieIssi.png|Blondie can often be seen in her pink Issi with the top down
File:BlondieJet.png|Hanging out with Jet Block (rip)
File:BlondieSaltFlats.png|Being a Boss Bitch at the Salt Flats
File:BlondieSteelesRobinsCar.png|Pictured after stealing Robin Steele's off-duty car
File:Bbc ramathon80s.png|With members of the BBC at the 80's themed Ramathon
File:Bbc chumash.png|Bad Bitch Club: (left to right) Jessica Bird, Kara Maguire, Blondie Lee, Johnny Rogers
File:Blondie holden.jpg|Blondie helps "Grandaddy Maddox" trash Quimbley Hayabusa's office
File:Blondie dolls.jpg|Blondie (middle) hangs out with Tiffany Vanessa (left) and Mira Whana (right) from The DOLL$ while hiding from her warrant