Charlie and Grandpa Joe

Charlie and Grandpa Joe is a song from the upcoming play.
== Lyrics ==
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Willy Wonka told you NOT to drink it!
Because then you would float like a twit!
But don't worry!
You will not be harmed.
NOT HARMED!
All you have to do is BURP!
Do a horrificalical BURP!
Yes, do a grossgusting BURP
And you'll burp safely down!
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you listen you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Category:Songs