Why, College?

is the first episode of BTCD.
==Plot==
Ben: Another good day at the supermarket. 
Rook: Yes. It is true, the Good Day Biscuits are found here.
Ben: Not the biscuits, Rook.
Rook: That means we are going to have a good day?
Ben: Nope. Today we have to go to college.
Rook: Why? Is it necessary to study hard?
Ben: Not exactly, super heroes only need fame and butt kicking.
Rook: Then why are we goong to college today?
Ben: It's a long story...
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Flashback
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Sandra: What are you two doing?
Ben: Rook wants to know how to do the special combo breaker.
Sandra: I want that game off by five minutes.
Five Minutes Later
Sandra: Didn't I ask you to turn it off?
Ben: Sumo Man just asked for a rematch, mom!
Sandra: You both are wasting your brains on it.
Ben: I know, right!
Sandra: I'm sending you to college from tomorrow onwards.
Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rook: The NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO indeed.
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End Of Flashback
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Rook: Oh, yes. Now, will Gwen be there?
Ben: I'm eighteen and Gwen has graduated from college.
Rook: That is a tragedy indeed.
Ben: Now come on, Rookie.
Rook: It is Rook for the fifty-seven thousandth time.
At The College
Headmaster: Now today I will present to you the main lecture of school, but before that, we have two new important guests with us today.
Ben: It is gonna be us, Rook.
Headmaster: Billy Billions and Mazuma!
Billy: Oh, yeah!
Ben: What the heck?
Rook: It is those "Dork Heads" you like to talk about.
Headmaster: And we have two menaces too.
Ben: Uh-oh!
Headmaster: Ben and an alien, Rook.
A few of the students: Boo!
Julie: Ben?
Ben: Julie? You are here too?
Julie: And Hervé too.
Ben: AWW MAN!
Headmaster: And a new lunch lady, I mean lunch man, Kevin Ethan Levin!
Kevin: Whazzup?
Ben: Kev? This cannot be happening.
Rook: It is.
Headmaster: And last but not least, a new Math teacher...
Ben: This is gonna be.....weird I guess.
Headmaster: ...Gwen Tennyson!
Rook: You are wrong, it is going to be wonderful life in College.
Ben: You mean WEIRD!
At The First Period
Rook: When will the teacher arrive?
The teacher arrives.
Ben: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes.
Billy: Hey, look, it's the nerd again!
Gwen: Macrio Zanos Thrivias!
Gwen does a magic spell.
A Magical Hand  does a wedgie to Billy
Billy: Come on, it was funny.
Mazuma: What are you doing?
Billy: I'm hanging around, I guess.
Gwen: Concentrate, class.
Ben: On what?
Gwen: Ben, if there's one thing you learned, it's that I am stronger than you.
Ben: That's what we're gonna learn today?
Gwen: Never mind. Now, class, let's go through Geometry, shall we?
Rook: YES!
Gwen: Who can tell me what is Geometry?
Rook: Geometry is an eight-letter word and it is in the Math category.
Gwen's face goes crazy.
After a long time
Ben: It's finally eating time.
Then Ben and Rook sits down.
Rook: I shall go get the Chilly Fries and Amber Ogia .
Rook comes back with a crazier face.
Rook: I got chilly fries.
Hands to Ben.
Rook: But no, Amber Ogia!?!?! This is not fair!!
Kevin and Gwen comes down and sits with them.
Ben: Hey guys, weird to see you guys work here.
Kevin: We're here to spy on you guys. And save your butt from Vilgax.
Gwen: We're not spying.
Gwen kicks Kevin on the leg.
Kevin: Oww! Oh yeah, we're protecting the College from Vilgax the conqueror of ten schools. I mean ten Worlds.
Rook: There would not be any attack here.
Then Mezuma blasts open the wall and enters the cafeteria. then Billy comes.
Billy:  Gwenny, I have come for my revenge for giving me a wedgie.
Gwen How did you escape?
Billy: My underwear tore.
Ben, Gwen and Kevin: Ewwww.
Rook: Now, raise your hands where I can see them.
Rook points a gun at him.
Billy: Why should I?
Mezuma turns her hand to a gun and points and Rook.
Ben: Whoa!
Mezuma: Now you raise the hands up!
Everyone raises except for Kevin.
Mezuma: Are you too special for handing up?
Kevin: Nope, but the pipe which you accidentally trashed while blasting your entrance here is about to fall.
Billy: Get away from there,Mezuma!!
Kevin: I was talking to you.
Billy: Oops.
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