The Lorax

The Lorax is a large creature who guards the RevEarth and claims to speak for the trees even though he has destroyed the enviorment and killed animals multiple times, even owning a car. 
He stands in the skies watching everyone sleep, walk, and even go to the bathroom. That's why his eyes are so bloodshot. 
When he sees someone do something as simple like lean on a tree, he will cry lava which falls on the Earth and kills everyone, including the Lorax himself. Stupid Lorax. Eventually Earth, it's inhabitants, and the Lorax are revived by God or Jesus after. Something to note is that he put a sign reading “why are you staring at the lorax‘s feet, weirdo?” in case somebody tries staring at it.
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