Starship Oakton/Transcript

[The scene opens to Surly and the others are laughing while relaxing on the oak tree]
Surly: Yeah, so I snuck into the pump room and turbo-charged the wave pool.
[The Bruisers came into the scene with Jimmy has his head stuck on his surfboard]
Jimmy: [fake smiles] Yeah, that wasn’t funny. [glares at Surly]
[Surly flinches at Jimmy‘s reaction as Jimmy takes the surfboard off of his head]
Andie: You know, Raccoon‘s gonna be ticked.
Surly: Aw please, he’ll never figure out that it was me.
[Raccoon appears as he walks up to Surly and the others]
Raccoon (Robot): Surly Squirrel.
Grayson: [nervously] I think Raccoon figured it out.
[However, the real Raccoon came into the scene, pointing his finger at Surly]
Raccoon: [irritated] Surly Squirrel!
Johnny: Meh, and that Raccoon figured it out too.
[Raccoon turns to the robot Raccoon and flinches in shock. Surly and the others look in shock to see two Raccoons and then scream in horror. Theme song plays]
Raccoon: [shocked] Holy cannoli, what is going on here?!
Andie: [shocked] There are two Raccoons?!
Surly: One is bad enough!
Raccoon (Robot): I must annihilate Surly Squirrel.
Raccoon: Oh, in there.
[Surly glares at Raccoon as Raccoon notices that the robot Raccoon isn’t moving]
Raccoon: I don’t know who or what do you want from Surly, but you have to annihilate me first!
Raccoon (Robot): Understood. Programming updated. [turns to the real Raccoon]
Raccoon: Oh dear!
[Raccoon runs away as the robot Raccoon gets in his way]
Jimmy: Go Raccoon!
Johnny: Yeah, get him!
Mole: How can you two tell which one’s which?!
Jimmy: We didn’t, we just wanna see a good fight!
Grayson: Surly! How did you know that his battery pack is inside of his tail?!
Surly: I didn’t, I just guessed it.
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Raccoon (Robot): Must annihilate Surly Squirrel! [tries to move, but starts glitching]
Andie: Well you’re not gonna do anything without your guidance chip!
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