The Random House

The Random House is the twenty-third episode of Bikini Bottom Jenkins and the eighth episode of Season Two.
==Synopsis==
Old Man Jenkins enters an abandoned home full of completely random ideas and things, and tries to escape the insanity. 
==Transcript==
(The episode opens with Old Man Jenkins watering a petunia in his garden. He sighs of relaxation after it grows to full size. However, the petunia bites his head off.)
Jenkins: (screaming off-screen)
(Cut to Jenkins walking out of the Krusty Krab with takeout. He is eating a Krabby Patty, and gets stuff all over his face. He wipes it off with a napkin and sighs. Plankton is heard maniacally laughing off-screen as the Krusty Krab blows up into pieces. Jenkins briefly glances behind him and continues walking away.)
(Jenkins begins humming as he walks along the path back home. He starts doing a little jig, but he stops paying attention as he heads down the wrong path. He doesn’t notice this, however, and walks through Kelp Forest and eventually ends up in New Kelp City. He continues walking while whistling a tune, and enters a house that loosely resembles his. The door shuts behind him, and disappears.)
(Jenkins finally notices that he isn’t home, and starts to panic a little. The floor turns into a slide he slides down, and he yells as he goes down to the bottom. He ends up on the other side and sees three doors in front of him. He scratches his head, and randomly picks the third door. He enters, and sees a sleeping sea lion in the room.)
(Jenkins tries to tiptoe past the sea lion, but it wakes up and roars directly in his face. Jenkins runs around the room as the lion chases after him, trying to think of how to escape the situation. The room is completely empty, so there is no place for Jenkins to hide. He starts to pant more heavily and run out of energy, but then he gets an idea. A lightbulb appears above his head, and he grabs it and tosses it ahead, making the lion chase after it momentarily. Jenkins makes a run for the door ahead, but the lion catches up to him just as he is about to open it. In a panic, Jenkins uses his cane to stab the lion in its eye. The lion covers its eye as it whimpers in pain, and Jenkins opens the door and enters the next room. The lion dies on-screen, and several nematodes overtake its corpse.)
(In the next room Jenkins enters, he sees another empty room, with only a small table in the corner which has a candle on it. Jenkins hesitantly picks up the candle, and the entire floor lights up red. Jenkins begins walking around, and the floor lights he steps on turn green. Realizing this, he tries to find a pattern to hopefully activate something.)
(A time card that says “Two agonizingly boring hours later…” appears on the screen.)
(After the time card, Jenkins is exhausted moving around the room. He passes out, and lands on one last light tile. Then, a door appears. After a moment, Jenkins wakes back up and sees the door. He yodels with joy as he goes through it into the final room.)
(In the final room, unlike the other rooms, several objects can be seen placed all over it. However, Jenkins spots a hideous creature, which appears to be a freaky amalgamation of people he has met. Its stinky breath fills the room as it melts many of the objects in the room.)
(Jenkins has no idea what he has to do to escape, but his first instinct is to kick the creature in the crotch. The creature is unfazed, however, and slaps him directly in the face, leaving a red mark. It pulls out a gun, much to Jenkins’ shock. He pulls out a knife, which makes the creature laugh. Jenkins ignores this and stabs the creature in the chest, making it perish. Jenkins cheers, but notices no exit door has appeared.)
(Just then, the creature starts reforming, and Jenkins steps back as it turns into a one-eyed demon. The demon screeches, and the room turns into flesh. Jenkins is now terrified, but undeterred, he punches and kicks the demon several times in the pupil. This does nothing, however, and the demon shoots lasers out of its eyes, of which Jenkins jumps over. The demon approaches Jenkins and stares him in the eyes. This makes him nervous, and he starts sweating. Jenkins starts feeling very hot, so he takes his overalls off and tosses them onto the demon. The demon blinks its eye, and thus loses the staring contest. It explodes into a million pieces, which cover the entire room, including Jenkins, who just scoffs and exits through the final door.)
(Jenkins, too tired to even celebrate, simply walks back home, intrigued and very confused. He lies down in his bed and contemplates what just happened. In the end, he simply shrugs and goes back to sleep, snoring loudly.)
==Trivia==
*This episode is completely silent, with no dialogue whatsoever.
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