WotW: Week 03

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Weak of the Week: Week 03 	Weak of the Week: Week 03
 	
Balde for Blood 	Balde for Blood
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Weak of the Week returns! We've made it to week three and haven't been hit with a lawsuit yet, so let's keep it up! Yes, dear reader, you read that name right. "Balde" for Blood. Now, I'm not stranjer too typeos, but this is redicalis. Fear his toughness, villains. He will cut you down with his dual baldes like a Ninja in a Sho Kosugi movie. Speaking of other languages, "Balde" actually means "Bucket" in Spanish, but I don't really think that was his intention. "Bucket for Blood" makes a little more sense, but this guy looks nothing like Dick Miller, so I don't think he tried it.Okay, on to his outfit: What is it? Is he like an urban Samurai or something? Why is his outfit, black...and dark grey? (Except for that one loop on his Katana. That just has to be blue, it's the only logical thing to do) What's with the lightning? Is does he have super running or lightning powers? Is a Balde a type of lightning rod? Where's the blood part? I know I usually complain about Black and Red, but in this case it would make sense, at least.Don't worry folks, he's not some kind of white-washed Zatoichi, I think he was blinking...but I can't be sure. So he may be blind. Oh crap, now I feel like an SOB for making fun of blind guy, and he's a police officer according to his shirt... Actually, I saw him blink. Yeah.Even if his name wasn't misspelled, it would still be stupid. "Blade for Blood" doesn't make much sense. Oh, I just noticed that I've changed subject back to his name again. Is he a bounty hunter? If so, why is he a cop? I didn't know that "New Champions 1081" was a police organization that hires blind, default-men decked out in lightning who carry dual katana to do their police work with. Maybe that's the police station that Samurai Cop worked for.	Weak of the Week returns! We've made it to week three and haven't been hit with a lawsuit yet, so let's keep it up! Yes, dear reader, you read that name right. "Balde" for Blood. Now, I'm not stranjer too typeos, but this is redicalis. Fear his toughness, villains. He will cut you down with his dual baldes like a Ninja in a Sho Kosugi movie. Speaking of other languages, "Balde" actually means "Bucket" in Spanish, but I don't really think that was his intention. "Bucket for Blood" makes a little more sense, but this guy looks nothing like Dick Miller, so I don't think he tried it.Okay, on to his outfit: What is it? Is he like an urban Samurai or something? Why is his outfit, black...and dark grey? (Except for that one loop on his Katana. That just has to be blue, it's the only logical thing to do) What's with the lightning? Is does he have super running or lightning powers? Is a Balde a type of lightning rod? Where's the blood part? I know I usually complain about Black and Red, but in this case it would make sense, at least.Don't worry folks, he's not some kind of white-washed Zatoichi, I think he was blinking...but I can't be sure. So he may be blind. Oh crap, now I feel like an SOB for making fun of blind guy, and he's a police officer according to his shirt... Actually, I saw him blink. Yeah.Even if his name wasn't misspelled, it would still be stupid. "Blade for Blood" doesn't make much sense. Oh, I just noticed that I've changed subject back to his name again. Is he a bounty hunter? If so, why is he a cop? I didn't know that "New Champions 1081" was a police organization that hires blind, default-men decked out in lightning who carry dual katana to do their police work with. Maybe that's the police station that Samurai Cop worked for.
Offences 	Offences
• Superhero in Pants• What is It?• Misspelling• Messin' With the Tough Guys• Default Man 	• Superhero in Pants• What is It?• Misspelling• Messin' With the Tough Guys• Default Man
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Check your spelling before going in-game. Please. Please change the scaling of your heroes in some way at least, Default-men are annoying. Lightning design? USE LIGHTNING! 	Check your spelling before going in-game. Please. Please change the scaling of your heroes in some way at least, Default-men are annoying. Lightning design? USE LIGHTNING!
Category:Weak of the Week