Cake, Candy, and Cookie in Starving for Humor (1992)/Script

Amy: "Hey, girls! Happy birthday"
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Hi, Amy! We're gonna make a joke for our birthday!"
Amy: "Go on!"
Candy: "Eggman saw Little Planet and tried to take it for himself. He built Metal Sonic, because he can rival Sonic in speed."
Cake: "And then, he causes Palmtree Panic in Palmtree Panic!"
Candy: "And then he makes Collision Chaos become Collision Catastrophe!"
Cookie: "And Tidal Tempest becomes Tsunami Tempest!"
Amy: "Please stop..."
Cookie: "Quartz Quadrant used to be Quadrant Number 1, but Eggman made it Quadrant Number 3!" she shows a picture of a coordinate plane and the quadrants
Cake: "He then makes Wacky Workbench even wackier, and Stardust Speedway become dust in his hands, as he spreads Metallic Madness over Little Planet."
Amy: she screams "STOP! I DON'T WANT YOU TO JOKE ABOUT EGGMAN BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DID TO ME AND THE OTHER PEOPLE!"
The Prowers run away from Amy
Cake: "Let's joke about something else instead, girls."
Candy: "What should we do?"
Cookie: "I'm starving, so please make it quick."
Cake: "Wait a minute!" she smirks
Candy: "What?"
Cake: "You know what I think is going to be a great idea."
Cookie: "Oh! Good choice!"
The triplets ran back to Amy
Cake: "Cookie is starving."
Amy: "Oh! What should I feed her?"
Cake: "I don't know, how about a Chao?"
Amy: "Wait, what?"
Tails: he runs to the Prower Sisters "I heard that!"
Cake: "Oh, father, may I please have a Flicky burger?"
Tails: "What? No!"
Cake: she flicks a finger at Tails
Tails: "That doesn't hurt me."
Amy: "Do I need to call your mother?"
Cake: "Sure, why not?"
Amy: she calls Cream
Cake: "Pin the candle on the hedgehog's tail!"
Cookie: she was blindfolded and tried to pin the "candle" on Amy's tail, but she accidentally pinned it on Tails' eye
Tails: he screams
Cookie: "Sorry, dad!" she removes it, then puts it on Amy's head
Cake: "Well, that's good enough."
Candy: she lights the "candle"
Amy: "Tails! Please get the mirror!"
Tails: he gets a mirror
Amy: she shot an ice beam from her hammer at the mirror while facing away from said mirror
The ice beam hit the "candle", but it froze Amy
Cake: "Don't aim without looking! Now it's time to hit the piñata, Cookie!"
Cookie: while blindfolded, she tries to hit Amy with a bat
Amy: she defrosted herself and made fire surround her
Candy: she gets an open container of 100 ears of popcorn and puts it over Amy by flying over her
Cream: "Amy? What's happening?"
Lots of kernels popped, and the popcorn flooded the house
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they run out of the house and close the door, and nail multiple boards across the doorway and the windows
Tails: "Uh, kids?"
Cream: "Where are you?"
Amy: "That's not important now, because they're safe. What's important is that WE'RE DROWNING IN POPCORN!"
The house fell apart as the last kernels popped
Cake: she ate a carrot
Amy: "And all because I didn't let them joke about Eggman..."
Sonic: "Amy! What happened?"
Amy: "The girls joked about Eggman's actions on Little Planet."
Cookie: she ate all of the popcorn and let out a big burp
Sonic: he pats Cookie on the back "Well, I would've done the same thing, so don't get too mad at them. Because if you did, then they will trash the house like that or something worse. But you know, I think it's saying something when you are taking risks to discipline them, as I take risks too."
Cake: "I'm starving for hedgehog meat!"
Amy and Sonic: they gasped
Cake: "Just kidding!"
Cookie: "Though this is delicious." she shows a picture of Eggman and paints the face red
Tails: "Hey!"
Amy: "That guy tried to eat us! Thank god that was an alternate version of Eggman in an alternate world we were trapped in at one point."
Candy: "Dogs, badgers, jackals, foxes, and mongooses would've done the same thing."
Amy: "But he's a human!"
Candy: "That makes me question how Eggman got here before other humans."
Cream: "You shouldn't be joking about Starved, especially because Mr. Tails got mentally hurt by him, before he was able to revive Sonic and Amy!"
Cake: "And we are still able to celebrate their birthdays on the same day, as they were dead for only a bit."
Sonic: "Seriously, girls? Joking about Starved is low! Even for you!"
Tails: "And that's saying something."
Cake: she ate another carrot "Listen, dad, it's your fault for telling me about Starved."
Cream: "Don't blame it on him!"
Cake: "Oh, right. I shouldn't blame it on him."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "We blame it on the boogie!"
Cream: she cringes
Cake: "And the party ain't complete without food."
Candy: "Even a fancy party won't be complete without it, even though this party isn't supposed to be a fancy one."
Cookie: "We're cooking animals in a nearby furnace, since your house is gone."
Sonic: he gasps
Tails: "NO!"
Cake: she puts paper animals in a furnace
Tails: "ARE YOU CRAZY?"
Cake: "Relax, they're just paper."
Tails: "I can't even sarcastically laugh at that, that was just deplorable!"
Candy: "We're daring tricksters, you know?"
Cream: "You're grounded for 2 months! You can't make any jokes during that time!"
Candy: "Can!"
Cream: "Can't!
Candy: "Can!"
Cream: "Can't!"
Candy: "Can!"
Cream: "Can't!
Candy: "Can!"
Cream: "Can't!"
Candy: "Can't!"
Cream: "Can!"
Candy: "Can't!"
Cream: "Can!"
Candy: "Can't!"
Cream: "I say you can make jokes, and that's final!"
Candy: "OK, Mom!"
Cream: "Phew." she had a surprised face after realizing what she just said "Hey! I said you can't!"
Candy: "Sorry, Mom, you said it's final."
Cream: "You're just 8, which means I still have power over you! I can say it's not final!"
Candy: "You should have clarified."
Amy: she was pleading "Please, stop! You can joke about Eggman's actions on Little Planet! But don't joke about Starved or trash my house ever again!"
Cake: "That was a fun day. Maybe we should make this day the plot of our own Groundhog Day."
Candy: "Movie?"
Cake: "Yes."
The End!
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