G the Hedge-MAN

G the Hedge-MAN, otherwise shortened to G is a relatively underused Bux character who was created around the time of Season 2. He was a former human of unknown identity who was captured and turned into a half-hedgehog by Dr. Eggman.
- G's theme from the Bux OST, "Life Crisis"
== General Information ==
=== Appearance ===
G appears as a hedgehog of middle-aged ethnicity and his appearance is almost identical to Sonic's, with the most obvious difference being his gray (#555057) quills, and his sheer height. Additionally, his skin tone is less saturated and he wears a large red cape. His eye colour is very small i can't see it. He identifies as middle-aged but goes by he/him. His aura is mid.
=== Personality ===
G mostly keeps to himself. It took a few years, but he has accepted his new life as a mobian hedgehog. He will still avoid the Bux Crew, as he fears their antics will cause him a Middle-Aged heart attack.
G is Middle-Aged. He can be seen exhibiting Middle-Aged like traits, such as using screwdrivers, downloading weird utility apps on his phone, and taking cologne baths. 
=== Abilities ===
G had a variety of abilities listed on his original bio, such as being very tall. He has the ability to talk, and although the language he can talk in is unspecified, we can assume it is Middle-Aged. He is able to kill you by unknown means, and also has the entirely separate ability of waste life. G isn't really that fast compared to most mobian hedgehogs, but he compensates for that by not being very strong either.
== Background ==
G was once a Middle-Aged man, presumably a human from another dimension, whose identity and original name are unknown. He was captured by Dr. Eggman a few years prior to Bux, who injected Yan's blood into the man's circulatory system. Eggman's intentions and reasons for doing this are unknown. Ever since this incident, the man was known as G the Hedge-MAN. G stole a curtain from Eggman's house in retaliation. He misses his wife, Tails.
== Relationships ==
====== G's mom ======
G's human mother from his home dimension. G loves her and would do anything to see her again.
====== Durls ======
Both humans-turned-mobians, G and Durls support each other during their tough times and are good friends. They hang out at a Gren Hil Café, and have long winded philosophical conversations about the nature of being, plants, and their favourite way to reuse grocery bags.
====== Dr. Eggman ======
Eggman captured G and turned him into what he is today. While obviously disliking him very much, he has given up on trying to get back at him, and is satisfied with the Egg Curtain he stole.
====== Yan and Yin ======
Both Yin and Yan are said to be "allies" of G. Yan reminds G of his younger years, and he feels pity (trial) toward him. Yin and G have been spotted secretly exchanging fan fictions in the darkest parts of Dark City Zone.
====== Chekawa ======
G sometimes catches glimpses of Chekawa doing his Chekawa things. He sees his attempts at vengeance against Eggman futile.
====== Tails ======
G misses his wife, Tails
== Trivia ==
* G only remembers vague details about his previous life. Although he believes it's because of Eggman's meddling, the latter claims not having a hand in it. 
* Both G and Durls' themes from the Bux OST have unusual time signatures. G's is in 15/16 and Durls' is in 13/8. 
* G's lifelong dream was to own a Ford GT. Unfortunately, he lost most of his life savings after the divorce, and resorted to buying a used PT Cruiser instead.
* G wakes up at 11 AM and sleeps at 3 AM everyday. He sometimes does not sleep the night.
* G is often seen in auctions and yardsales.
* G lives in a 2.5 m² appartement in Dark City Zone. He can barely afford it.
* G's main source of income is taking online surveys for money. He takes his job very seriously. He also has a side gig as a birthday party organiser.
* G's favourite food? Chicken ham sandwiches. It's also the only thing he eats. He is also addicted to coffee.
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