Sharrow

Todd, you fool.
== History ==
Sharrow is perhaps one of the most controversial meme legend teachers at Abington Heights High School, and has such a wacked history with Abington and the Council that there will be a bullet point list at the bottom of this page containing most of the most well-known outlandish / ridiculous things he has done.
Sharrow would not enter Meme Council lore circles until Taken Bacon, The Booper, and Meme Lord would discover they had him for English together in 2019. To say Sharrow started off the year with the bang would be putting it lightly, as he started it off with a school shooting video. As the memebers walked into class for the first time junior year, Sharrow was nowhere to be seen, but a school shooting video played on the projector. For the remainder of class, even after Sharrow did eventually enter, was dedicated to discussing this, which segwayed into something that became quite infamous for his class: painting rocks. And not just any rocks, rocks that Sharrow claimed would be used and presumably thrown at an intruder if they were to enter the class. And yes, he was genuinely serious about that.
Things would only take a turn for the worse as Sharrow turned out to be more and more cringe, his classes turning into just Sharrow's rants and stories about his life for the entire class (40 minutes), while no classwork was done or taught. When material was taught, it was often things that had nothing to do with English, such as Indian religions, Salem Witch Trials, African creation stories, and history lessons about the 1700s. About less than half of the Class of 2021 would learn to actually respect Sharrow. While Sharrow would indeed occasionally do outlandish, memey things and say things no other teacher would dare say, he would also have the absolute worst class and say the most obnoxious, offensive things he could muster, all while trying to be a "social justice warrior". Some enjoyed this, as it essentially meant they had a free period, but for those trying to actually get a grade, Sharrow was a nightmare.
By the end of the year the memebers didn't really take Sharrow's class all too seriously, spending their time on the Council instead. Sharrow would have a few glorious moments however, such letting Meme Lord's gottem stay on his chalkboard for 4 years ongoing, approving pencil drawings of Shrek as a submission for a project, allowing daily meme posts on his google classroom, and even allowing Meme Lord's entire final Gatsby project to be a meme collage rather than an actual presentation. Unfortunately, the bad outweighed the good with Sharrow, but this wasn't where his involvement with the Council would end. Starting Senior Year, Mike Kachowski got Sharrow for AP English, and, after hearing everything that was reported on Sharrow, Mike Kachowski wasn't expecting too much out of the class. It only took about 2 days for Sharrow to become Mike Kachowski's least favorite teacher and perhaps least favorite person in general. Sharrow's AP class, which tended to be more focused on the actual material, was not focused on the material, and, like English III, Sharrow dedicated the time in his class to discussing stories and other political jargon.
By the end of highschool, Sharrow had cemented himself as a rather mixed bag, hated by many, loved by some, but overall not a good teacher.
One of Sharrow's stains on society would be his magnum opus: Over Exposed, a book he wrote to get his doctorate. Meme Lord is the only person to have ever purchased it. The book is one of the very few Abingteacher memorabilia that is publicly available for purchase, and thus is regarded as a very valuable meme artifact, especially since only 3 copies are in existence, 2 of which are just owned by its author. If you'd like to know more about this novel, click here.
If you feel like this lore is missing a lot, don't worry, its been held back for:
== Oh the Sharrows you'll Todd! ==
* Starts off every year with 2 school shooting music videos / rock painting
* Had an assignment that required everyone to make a report about how bad America was, based off of Childish Gambino's "this is america" and "America is NOT the greatest country" videos.
* Constantly talks about how much he hates white people, despite also being a white person
* Claims he looks like a pirate and that people say he looks like a pirate
* Happily retells the story of the "neo-nazi" in his class at least 5 times a year
* Exclusively has the words "gay" and "retard" banned from his class
* Retells a story making fun of Christians twice a year
* Wrote a shrekking book (this is also how he got his doctorate)
* Says Christmas isn't real
* Says Columbus day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, should not be celebrated
* Had an essay assignment where we had to discuss Native Americans having "5 different genders" who didn't agree with the colonists "who had two genders"
** And the only approved source was 2 paragraphs of what one of the Indian chiefs said on the matter 300 years ago
** I thought this was an English class
* Says he hates Church and how going to Church is pointless
** Has gone back and forth on being Othordox and an Atheist, he has said he and his wife were both on many different occasions
* Says he calls Columbus day "indigenous people day"
* Paused a video in class once and asked several questions in class which were, I kid you not: "why cant girls take their shirts off, but boys can?".
** The video was paused for 9 minutes as he talked about this before resuming it
* After Meme Lord drew Spong Leif Erikson on the chalkboard for Leif Erikson day, Sharrow paused his lesson and went on a massive rant about why he hates Spongebob:
** Apparently some guy would wear the same spongebob pajama pants to school every day to his class, and they smelled so bad that Sharrow eventually grew to hate even looking at Spongebob
* Spent 15 minutes complaining about how a student he had in another class told him he didn't like his teaching style
* Got so mad that one kid cheated on a test that Sharrow refused to give any of tests back for any of his classes to view and see what they got right or wrong, as a punishment for everyone. The number grades would just be posted on classroom.
** And you guessed it, Sharrow spent 3 minutes complaining about that kid
** This got worse and he later said no extra credit would be given to anybody who earned it or wanted it.
* Spent a few classes on a tangent about real witch hunts where we watched an entire movie after Sharrow misinterpreted one of Donald Trump's tweets when Trump used the term "Witch Hunt" to describe an investigation.
** Sharrow claimed that was the most nonsensical thing Trump had said to date, unironically not understanding that it's just a figure of speech
** Immediately called anybody who agrees with Trump an idiot after this
* Claimed he had been "almost fired 13 times" during class. (it's probably more now)
* Soon after this ^ , a counselor, or perhaps an inspector came in and made several notes on Sharrow's class
**Supposedly this has happened before, and sure enough, a Class of 2023 student reported directly that the inspector returned oncemore after further student/parent/administrative complaints.
* For 3 weeks, exclusively used "dirt ball" as his only insult
* Often showed an utter lack of mercy for Thanksgiving break
* One time called Lemonade into his class as Lem is walking by, just to rant to him about stick hands on string, and then asks for one from W. Harris, and begins to nunchuck it around as hes ranting to Lem
** Lem, watching with interest, explains that he got offered a sticky hand on a string in the men's room. (Stares at W. Harris) "Not gonna give names"
* Did the full Rice and Beans dialogue once
* Asked for a Firm One once after hearing about them
* Named his unabomber prompt the una-prompter (based)
* Once nearly got suspended from the school temporarily after Sharrow stated he wanted a student to stay home, away from him, due to 'a certain virus of unknown origins'
** Parents essentially called the school board
** Ended up getting sorted out, (keep in mind this was a bit before a certain virus of unknown origins became a big deal, this ordeal happened on 3/12/2020)
* Devoted a class to Ancient Aliens
* Refuses to do separate Google classrooms for different class periods, so essentially theres only one classroom for nearly ~200 kids who have English III.
** Now imagine what happens when you combine this with not wanting to do Zoom sessions for a certain virus of unknown origins (he never did a single one in for the 2019/2020 school year)
** Now imagine what happens when your instructions for an assignment dont make sense
*** You get 650+ comments on a single assignment, and that is not an exaggeration
* Understood a spongebob reference from the Spongebob movie (2004) made by Meme Lord on classroom for a prompt, responded with "i hate spongebob" afterwards
* Completely forgot his summer reading assignment for senior year
* Assigned a Thanksgiving assignment that was: Record your families reactions as you tell them "the truth" about thanksgiving over thanksgiving dinner. "The truth" being essentially just a bullet point list of "america bad" and how all the traditions are "incorrect" as well as other jargon
** Mike Kachowski was one of the poor memebers forced to do this
* Formatted a test on google forms so badly that the test returned the correct answers, didn't even collect emails so anybody who took the test wouldn't have their name recorded, and had no space for the names
** Test had to be completely redone
* Spent an entire class gossiping about a story on how he reprimanded a female student for saying "retard" so badly that she started to get emotional, so he claimed he was "going to write her an apology"
** But before he was supposedly going to do this, he received a note from her supposedly stating "if you take the Lord's name in vain constantly why cant I say retard"
** Despite the girl in question being clearly in the wrong here, Sharrow used this story as his basis to make fun of Christians for an entire class period, and retells the story every year according to reports
* Has a league of what Mike Kachowski dubs "Sharrow Stans" that just like everything that Sharrow does and agree with him on everything, often arguing with those who don't on his own google classroom.
** There is a group chat of these "Sharrow Stans" that often get into debates with those in some group chats for Sharrow classes.
* Went 20 minutes overtime on a half day explaining Squanto. When a student let him know they had to go roughly 15 minutes ago, Sharrow acknowledges this, says the bells are turned off at the building, but then continues to talk for an unknown amount of time.
* Famously stated he said the "n word" while singing rap music to himself
** Debated with his class for 25 minutes defending his argument, He debated this while also losing power at his house at one point.
** A bunch of female students thought this was the key to, (I kid you not) "cancelling Sharrow", several of them recording the online class for evidence to send to the board, but they didn't seem to ever do this and instead stuck to crying about it in a snapchat group for weeks on end. The debate got so bad that many members in this group who couldn't care less left it.
* Once discussed how the administration was "spying on him" and trying to "take him down" (remember that inspector from before?)
* Spent a class discussing a suicidal student that claimed he was going to "kill himself because of Sharrow"
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