Plant Interviews 24: Tall-nut

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the tallest plant ever.
Me: "Hi Tall-nut!"
Tall-nut: "Hello Prower."
Me: "So, Tall-nut, I hear your brother Wall-nut did something for you, what was that?"
Tall-nut: "He bowled over Zombies that were eating me on more than one occasion."
Me: "Is it true you're opening a chain of stores for tall and taller gentlemen?"
Tall-nut: "I'll shell out the savings for them!"
Me: "Yes...well, I hear Explode-o-nut is your sister, and Giant Wall-nut is your father?"
Tall-nut: "Yes, and they're both mad at you because you made the Brave Zombie that Wall-nut is scared of. In fact, that guy can uproot me too! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!"
Me: "Okay, okay, calm down!"
Tall-nut: "NO!"
Me: "I'm not here to make any enemies, even though I have..."
Tall-nut: "That's it, I'm going to fall over onto you!"
Me: "Wait, what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Tall-nut falls onto me.
Me: "You're...(gasp)...crushing me!"
Tall-nut: "Take this!"
See if I escape next time...
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