Star Masters (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1

This is issue one of Star Masters.
== Transcript ==
The issue begins in the Peak as Abigail Brand alongside Agent Paulletz walk through it as they open up a waiting room as Vuk, Christopher Summers, Marguiette Hellbender, Reptyl, Arides, Jazinda Kl'rt Spawn and Zorr the Conqueror are there.
* Abigail: There they are. The Lucky Seven.
* Christopher: How are we lucky?
* Abigail: I had to pardon you from the Shi'ar and bribe lots of intergalactic races to get you seven. I had to give Skrull Emperor Kl'rt the knowledge on Earth's gods to get you on the team Jazinda.
* Jazinda: Why did you do that?
* Abigail: He was your father. I didn't want the entire Skrull Armada to be up our asses because we took the emperor's daughter with no permission.
* Reptyl: What are we supposed to do?
* Abigail: Protect the universe.
Reptyl and Zorr laugh.
* Zorr: You want us, some of the galaxies most dangerous criminals to save the universe?
* Jazinda: I am not a criminal!
* Marguiette: Eh I can see why I'm considered a "criminal". My fascination for monsters. And Ms. Brand make sure there are monsters for me to fight. I don't want to get bored.
Arides just sits quietly.
* Vuk: Uh... Kree, can I ask you something?
He nods his head.
* Vuk: Why are you quiet?
* Arides: I am a monster...
* Marguiette: Hell yeah! Time to hunt him!
* Abigail: No killing teammates.
* Marguiette: You're no fun.
* Abigail: Running a massive space government group is not fun.
* Christopher: Can you tell us about our first mission. Because the sooner it gets done the better.
* Abigail: You think this is a one time thing? No. Any past affiliations, any past hatred will be gone. These people are your family now. Not Starjammers or the Kree or the Skrulls. Keep that in mind.
* Christopher: But what is our mission?
* Abigail: Life is found on Titan.
* Marguiette: Is that a problem?
* Abigail: Titan was a moon that had all life wiped out of it by Thanos. So yeah life on a barren moon is a problem.
* Reptyl: Do you know the type of life?
* Abigail: No. That's your job.
* Jazinda: So you want us to explore a moon?
* Abigail: Basically.
* Vuk: This might work.
It cuts to a S.W.O.R.D. ship landing on Titan with the Star Masters entering the planet. They look around until Reptyl notices Armageddon.
* Reptyl: Armageddon you idiot! What the hell are you doing on a genocided moon?!
* Armageddon: It's a job.
* Reptyl: By who?
* Armageddon: Myself, pirate! I decided that the Troyjans need some serious firepower. The Skrulls got Super-Skrulls, the Kree got the Kree Eternal and the Shi'ar got the Imperial Guard. So I did some research and I learned that Thanos descended from Eternals. So I figured there was some sort of Titanian DNA I can extract to make myself the TROYJAN TITAN!
* Reptyl: Holy crap. You are actually deranged.
* Marguiette: So you are a metaphorical monster. It'll be nice to see you die from my blade.
* Christopher: Don't you know why the call Eternals well Eternals? Because it is pretty goddamn hard to kill them.
* Zorr: So you want us to knock him out?
* Christopher: Probably.
Armageddon roars and runs towards Reptyl and only Reptyl. They then begin trading hits as the rest of the Star Masters attack Armageddon from the behind.
* Armageddon: Agh! You guys never heard of an honorable fight?!
* Jazinda: I wouldn't call extracting DNA from ruins to become a near god honorable either.
Armageddon then grabs Jazinda, chokes her and throws her. Vuk runs up to try to aid her as Jazinda grins and just walks up.
* Vuk: How?
* Jazinda: I can't die. But I can have sex.
* Vuk: No thanks. We should probably fight Armageddon.Category:Marvel;Re
*Armageddon: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I AM A GOD! YOUR WEAPONS AND POWERS CAN'T HARM ME! I AM THE TROYJAN TITAN!
*Arides: Good thing I fought gods before.
He smirks as he fires a massive blast of fire completely engulfing Armageddon in flames as he screams.
* Christopher: Don't you think that was a little too much?
* Arides: He was a monster. I did what I had to do.
Suddenly they get transported back to the Peak.
* Abigail: So it was successful?
* Reptyl: I got to see Armageddon burn. So yeah it was.
* Abigail: What was Armageddon doing on an abandoned moon?
* Marguriette: Something about being a god.
* Abigail: Alright. You can do whatever you want now. This mission is done.
They leave as it cuts to a Kree experimentation ship as loud screaming is heard and then the lights of the ship begins flickering.