A Very Special Digital Circus Song/Transcript

(The video starts with the plushies)
Caine: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!--- Guys, I set up a musical adventure for you today! But the song starts at 12:30, and I didn't have time to write lyrics! You'll have to make up the lyrics on the spot, or suffer a horrible punishment!
Pomni: What punishment!?
(A white hand throws Pomni)
Caine: 12:30!!!
(Pomni screams and gets sent into The Amazing Stage)
Pomni: I c-- I can't sing without a script!
(A human hand throws a shampoo bottle named Orbs Brand featuring Orbsman)
Caine: Hup!
Pomni: This is a shampoo bottle!
Caine: THE SONG, POMNI!
(Pomni stammers)
Pomni: (singing) Contains citric acid, sodium chloride, cocamidopropyl betaine, fumic acid, butylphenyl, methylpropional, uh...
Bubble: Sounds delicious!
Pomni: (singing) Magnesium nitrate, PEG-60 almond glycerides, methylchloroisothiazolinone, and, uh, water?
Gangle: (singing) I'm super happy, never sappy When I have my happy mask
(A banana peel is tossed onto the Amazing Stage)
Gangle: (singing) Don't break it, Jax!
Don't break it, Jax!
Don't break it, Jax!
That's all I ask...
(Gangle falls and breaks her comedy mask on the floor)
Gangle: (speaking with her tragedy mask) What the , Kinger?!
(The scene cuts to Kinger eating a banana)
Kinger: (speaking) Oop, sorry, just, (eats a banana, even though he doesn't have a mouth) eatin' a little banana.
Ragatha: (singing) Sunny days and rainbows,
Gеtting hugs and petting kitty cats.
When you feel down and in the mud
instеad of frowning, (speaking) Do a silly dance! 
Take it away, Zooble!
(The scene cuts to Zooble)
(awkward silence)
Zooble: (annoyed) This is stupid...
(Caine's hand grabs and disassembles Zooble)
Caine: Boo! Come on! Let loose these angelic pipes, Zooble!
Jax: (singing) Zooble's part was terrible.
That act was so unbearable.
I'm super-duper hoping that those limbs are not repairable.
(Zooble attacks Jax, offended; the song changes into a jazz-styled arrangement of TADC's main theme)
Kinger: (singing) Y'all know me as Kinger,
But on the stage, I'm Singer!
Gonna serenade ya, baby,
With my own Tony-winning zingerrrrrrrrs~
(Kinger falls) (speaking) Ow.
Caine: Alright, Pomni, let's bring this hootenanny home with a classic duet!
(Gummigoo appears)
Pomni: Gummigoo?
Gummigoo: Crikey!
Pomni: (gasps) Gummigoo! Oh my gosh, I can't believe you're alive!
Gummigoo: Crikey!
Pomni: W-wha—?
Gummigoo: (glitching) Crikey!! Down under-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-(explodes into confetti)
(Pomni, Caine, and Bubble all scream in unison, creating a harmony; after a while, Pomni falls off the stage)
Caine: Congratulations! You completed your musical adventure! As your punishment, I am going to MASS PRODUCE YOU.
Pomni: Wait, we're still being punished?
Caine: That's the thing about life, Pomni. Sometimes, you get MASS PRODUCED. (At this point, the video becomes an advertisement for various TADC merch) These scrumdiddlyumptious bumpkins could be yours today! Along with this delicious sticker pack featuring all your favorite characters as sweet, teeth-rotting treats! Your friend, the Gummigoo keychain, in all his NON-EDIBLE glory. Perfect for NOT EATING. And this complete pin line, pinning all your favorite characters in a line together as their completely pinnable selves in this completely pinnable complete pin line!
Jax: And me, Jax, the marketable vinyl figure. (chuckles) What can I say? People paying money to just admire me all day sounded like a sweet gig.
Caine: Right you are, Jax, the marketable vinyl figure! Him and all these items are available now at digitalcircus.store that's D-I-G-I-T-A-L-C-I-R-C-U-S-dot-S-T-O-R-E!
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