Transcript:Horrid Henry's Haircut

(Henry slurps)
Mum: Henry, don't slurp!
(Henry continues to slurp)
Mum: And look at me when I'm talking to you. You need a haircut!
Horrid Henry: But, my hair's really short. (blows his hair, and knows that he needs a haircut)
Perfect Peter: Do I need a haircut, Mum?
Mum: Well, maybe just a little one, sweetie.
Horrid Henry: If it's too short, we'll be able to see your ugly poo face.
Perfect Peter: Mum! Henry called me ugly!
Dad: Don't be horrid, Henry.
Mum: Dad will take you both after school.
Dad: Take them where?
Mum: To the hairdresser's.
Dad: (coughs) But it's not my turn!
Mum: Yes it is. Anyway, it's only a haircut.
Dad: This is Henry we're talking about.
Mum: You could always take him to Ron's.
Horrid Henry: (gasps) Razor Ron's?! (shakes his head) No! He hates children!
Dad: Razor Ron's it is, then.
(Flashback begins)
Razor Ron: Hold still, Henry, this won't hurt a bit!
(Flashback ends)
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Title card shows)
Dad: Hurry up, Henry!
Perfect Peter: I'm ready, Dad. I've got my shoes on.
Dad: Well done, Peter. Henry?
(Henry pushes the table, and places a chair and other things on it)
Horrid Henry: There! That should do it.
Dad: (knocks the door) Henry, open this door right now! (Henry grunts) I know you're in there!
Horrid Henry: (in a low-pitched voice) Henry's gone out, there's only Fang in here.
Dad: Don't be silly, Henry. I'm coming in on the count of three. One... two... three! (runs into the door and knocks the robot off of the table)
Robot: May day, May day, May day...
(Scene cuts to Henry trying to walk faster)
Dad: Hurry up, Henry. Walk a bit faster, Henry.
Horrid Henry: I can't go any faster.
Perfect Peter: I can go faster, Dad! (Henry pretends that his feet won't work)
Horrid Henry: Oh, my feet won't work!
Dad: We've only walked a few meters.
Perfect Peter: Oh, look, Dad, he's wearing the same jacket as you are!
(Henry stops, then runs into the clothing store)
Dad: Henry? Henry! Where did he go? Henry!
Perfect Peter: Henry! (sees Henry putting his tongue out) Dad!
Dad: Not now, Peter. I'm looking for Henry.
(A woman is taking a blue jacket out and pulls the man's pants down. She scares Henry)
Horrid Henry: Help!
Dad: Oh! There you are, Henry! Let's go.
Horrid Henry: I'm too hot, my head aches! I feel sick!
Dad: Come on.
Horrid Henry: (looks at the ice cream van) I'm hungry. Can I have an ice cream?
Dad: No!
Horrid Henry: If I say, 'Please?', can I have one?
Dad: N-O spells no, Henry.
(Scene shows the hairdressers' room. Al walks out of the hairdressers)
Horrid Henry: Al?
Aerobic Al: Oh, hi, Henry.
Horrid Henry: How was it?
Aerobic Al: Terrible, worst I've ever had.
(Bert comes out running)
Horrid Henry: Bert, what happened to you?
Beefy Bert: Uh, I dunno.
Aerobic Al: See you, Henry.
Perfect Peter: We're getting a haircut, aren't we, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Uh, yeah. See you, Al.
(Scene shows Henry running while Peter and Dad chase him. He jumps on the pole)
Horrid Henry: I'm not going in!
Dad: (grabs Henry) I'm getting tired of this, Henry.
Perfect Peter: You're being really horrid, Henry.
(Henry tries to keep himself on the pole while Dad and Peter try to get him out of it)
Horrid Henry: No!
Dad: Let... Go!
(Henry, Peter, and Dad crash on the floor after Henry lets go of the pole)
Perfect Peter: Oh, excuse me, Dad!
(In the hairdresser's room)
Razor Ron: Who's next? Next! Huh, you! (a dog whines while Ron gets the dog's haircut done) Number one, or number two? (shaves the dog's hair. The dog runs out) Next! I said who's next?!
Perfect Peter: I think it must be me.
Razor Ron: Chop-chop, then.
Perfect Peter: (shows his neat haircut) Thank you, Mr Ron.
Razor Ron: Next!
Dad: Come on, Henry, he won't eat you.
(Ron chuckles)
Horrid Henry: Um, just a trim please. (Razor Ron cuts his hair) Um, that'll do, thank you!
Razor Ron: Eh?
(Henry crawls, but Dad stops him. He makes baby noises)
Dad: Stop it, Henry. Don't behave like a baby.
Perfect Peter: I didn't behave like a baby. Did I, Dad?
Dad: No, you didn't, Peter.
Horrid Henry: My hair's longer, so it hurts more!
Razor Ron: Keep still...
Horrid Henry: Ow! I need the toilet!
Dad: Why didn't you go when we came in?
Horrid Henry: I didn't need to go then, I need to go now!
Dad: Well, hurry up.
(Henry flushes the toilet)
Dad: Henry?
Horrid Henry: Um, coming.
(Henry chooses a perfect hairstyle with hair gel. He chooses different hairstyles)
Dad: Henry, we're waiting!
Horrid Henry: Just washing my hands. (looks at the good hairstyle) EUREKA! THAT'S IT! The perfect haircut, coming up!
Dad: About time.
Perfect Peter: Your hair looks different, Henry, it looks longer.
Horrid Henry: It's probably grown. Hair grows all the time, don't you know that, nincompoop?
Perfect Peter: But, you only went to the toilet.
Horrid Henry: Silence, worm!
Dad: Just sit down, Henry.
(Henry sits down)
Razor Ron: Ready?
Horrid Henry: Ready!
(Ron cuts Henry's hair)
Dad: There, Henry. Doesn't that look smarter?
Horrid Henry: Oh yeah, much smarter.
Perfect Peter: Mine looks smart too, doesn't it, Dad?
Dad: Yes, it does, Peter.
(Scene shows Henry, Dad and Peter outside)
Dad: Well, that turned alright in the end, didn't it?
(Ice cream music plays)
Horrid Henry: Can I have an ice cream now?
Dad: Oh, I don't see why not. There. Get one for Peter too.
Horrid Henry: Yes! Thanks, Dad!
Dad: Henry?
Horrid Henry: Oops!
Dad: HENRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!
(At home, Mum and Dad stare at Henry)
Mum: You are going to have a haircut.
Dad: Whether you like it or not.
Horrid Henry: No, I'm not going back there!
(The doorbell rings)
Mum: Well, luckily for you, you don't have to.
(Peter runs in and opens the door. He saw Rabid Rebecca staring at Peter. He gasps)
Mum: You remember Rebecca, don't you, Henry? She's training to be a hairdresser.
Horrid Henry: What?!
(Rebecca holds a suitcase of haircut products. She presses the button to open it)
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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