A Is For Apathy, I Is For Indifference (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Cream: “Curd, we’re going on a camping trip today.”
Curd: “With who?”
Cream: “With Swift.”
Curd: “SWIFT? Oh, this is going to be fantastic!”
Cream: “And of course, he can’t go on a camping trip by himself. Sonic went to Green Hill with Ava and Mia to train them in running through the loop de loops.”
Green Hill Zone
Ava: “You know, Dad, there are a lot of places with loop de loops. Have you ever tried doing your Quick Step to ignore them?”
Sonic: “Well, I wouldn’t gain momentum if I just ignored the loops. And sometimes, like in Emerald Coast, I shouldn’t ignore them! If I ignored the Loop De Loops, I would not gain enough momentum to reach my desired area and fall off the gap.”
Ava: “Yeah, but this is GREEN HILL! Are there any loop de loops that lead you falling down to the ocean?”
Sonic: “No.”
Mia: “Wow, Dad, I could not believe that I, a kid with the expected intelligence could point out your flaw. If you really wanted to get to the end faster, you should’ve just ignored the Loop De Loops.”
Ava: “We have seen why you sometimes lost to Swift in running through Green Hill ever since day one. Or, actually, the first time you lost to him in a race through this area. Beat your time by ignoring the loops.”
Sonic: “OK!” he ran through the zone always quick stepping when a loop comes up and gets a new record
Ava: “See, Dad? You broke your previous record of 10 seconds. By ignoring loops, you saved a whopping 4 seconds. That’s the magic of ignoring loops.”
Prower Towers
Cream: “Hey, Amy!”
Amy: “Hey, Cream! We’re taking our children to a camping trip! Well, only Swift, because Ava and Mia are correcting what they think are the flaws Sonic had.”
Cream: “And Ricotta is helping people around the world using his cloning powers.”
Swift: “That’s amazing! He’s such a good boy.”
Curd: “Let’s go to Green Hill Zone!”
Paper Mushroom Kingdom
Paper Papaya: “Our King and my father Mario and our Queen and my mother Peach did it again! They saved the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser! Again! Let’s make some jokes!”
Paper Milo: “Tell me…” he gets a paper and draws 1-1 “What do you see?”
Paper Toads: “Mario’s first steps to saving the Mushroom Kingdom!”
Paper Milo: “Yeah, but what else do you see?”
Paper Toads: “Uh…”
Paper Papaya: “A paper!”
Paper Toads: “Boo! You stink at making jokes!”
Paper Milo: “And what we drew on this paper is 1-1 in two Dimentios!”
Paper Toads: they gasp
Paper Peach: “What the- did you just joke about Dimentio?”
Paper Papaya: “We did!”
Paper Milo: “Our drawing may be 2 Dimentio-nal-“
Paper Toads: “SHAME ON YOU!”
Paper Papaya: “I don’t care. Stop me from joking about Dimentio and I and Milo will send our robots to go after you. And they can utilize scissors.”
Paper Toads: gasp
Paper Peach: “You’re not serious, are you? If you’re not, that’s still terrible! Don’t joke about killing the people we are governing.”
Paper Papaya: “Sorry, Mom.”
Green Hill Zone
Curd and Swift wander off to the waterfalls covering a red glow
Swift: “Whoa! What’s that?”
The two go through the waterfall
Curd: “It’s the Flower of the Sun! It blooms only once every 500 years.”
Swift: “What an amazing sight!”
Curd: “It’s about to bloom!”
Cream: “Curd!”
Amy: “Swift!”
Cream and Amy: “Where are you?”
The two kids ran to Cream and Amy
Curd; she picks some grapes in the vines “Hey, Mom!”
Swift: “Hey, Mom!”
Cream and Amy: “Good thing you’re not in danger! We were so worried about you!”
Swift: “What does Eggman make his wine out of?”
Amy: “Where?”
Curd: “The Egg Grapes.”
Swift and Curd laugh hard
Cream: “I feel like I’m going to throw up because I am getting the impression that this is how they’ll grow up.”
Amy: “Just hum.”
Cream: she hums the Green Hill Zone theme
Susan: “Why did Knuckles lose interest in eating grapes?”
Cream: “I don’t know!”
Susan: “Because he lost his kind to them!”
The 3 kids laugh
Cream: “That’s not funny. That’s dark.”
Susan: “And that’s why it’s called black comedy.”
Sonic: he arrived at the area
Ava: “Wow, Dad! You’re breaking records one by one!”
Cream: “Wait a minute, an EGG GRAPE JOKE AGAIN?”
Ava: “An Egg Grape Joke? The only use I can see for that is robbing a mall!”
Sonic: “Wait, what did they do?”
Amy: she was very visibly angry at the kids “They made 2 jokes about the Egg Grapes.”
Swift: “If they were Egg Grapes, who were the raisins?”
Curd and Susan: “The Mobians!”
Sonic: “SWIFT! Even I know how horrible you joking about the Egg Grapes is. I mean, of course I do, because I know about Eggman’s schemes every time, but you have to be a sadist to be so casual about joking about TORTURE CHAMBERS!”
The 3 kids run away
Amy: she transforms into Raging Rose
Cream: “Amy! Calm down!”
Sonic: “I am still angry, but not enough to turn me into Speed Demon!”
Cream: “Oh, don’t remind me of you turning into a monster who can run around the world in 3 minutes and burns everything!”
Sonic: “But I guess I’ve gotta keep my cool. And besides, joking about a torture chamber is not as bad as losing a loved one.”
Raging Rose: “COME BACK YOU THREE! DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE THE EGG GRAPES WERE? THEY TORTURED SO MANY MOBIANS! THEY WERE THE CAUSE OF THE DEATH OF THE NEAR EXTINCTION OF THE ECHIDNAS! THEY TORTURED CHARMY’S PARENTS! HOW COULD YOU BE SO CASUAL AND APATHETIC ABOUT ALL THIS?”
Cream: “Come back, kids!”
Sonic: he runs after the three grabbing Cream by the ears
Paper Mushroom Kingdom
Paper Milo: “Papaya! Create more Scissor-bots!”
Paper Papaya: “With pleasure! They have artificial intelligences that determine whether a Toad will let me joke about Dimentio or not and if they won’t, they will cut them with scissors.”
The Scissor-bots arrive and cut many Toads
Paper Papaya: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT! YOU DESERVE IT FOR NOT LETTING ME JOKE ABOUT DIMENTIO!”
Paper Peach: “How could you be so indifferent and apathetic towards the people that were erased and forgotten due to Dimentio until the Pure Hearts undid his evil? And why are you committing GENOCIDE ON OUR PEOPLE? YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED!”
Paper Milo: “I used to be a trillionaire, but when we joked about Dimentio, we lost everything, because they decided to steal everything we owned! We lost almost all of our tools to help everyone, we lost our wood, we lost our metal, we lost our cement, and most importantly, we lost all our money! I get it if they wanted to steal a few things, but removing everything from us over something VERY minor is just petty!”
Paper Mario: he jumps on the Scissor Bots
Paper Luigi: he uses his hammer to defeat the Scissor Bots
Paper Milo: “NOOO! OUR SCISSOR BOTS! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY?”
Paper Peach: “I know one use for them.” she showed a Scissor Bot and set the target to Milo and Papaya
Paper Papaya: “Please, Mom! Don’t kill us!”
The screen cut to black
Milo and Papaya’s Room
Milo: “Papaya, do you think it’s finished?”
Papaya: “Yes!”
Milo: “Let’s upload it!”
The video Milo and Papaya made was uploaded to BooTube
Milo: “That was fun!”
Green Hill Zone
Cream: “Come back! We don’t want you hurt!”
Raging Rose: “YOU- huh?” she sees a glowing light
Sonic: he ran to Swift, Curd, and Susan
Ava: “Come here, my parents!”
Amy and Sonic walked to the area covered by the waterfalls
The Flower of the Sun was blooming
Raging Rose: she turned back into base form
Amy: “Wow! It’s the Flower of the Sun! I wanted to see it bloom! It was one of my biggest dreams!”
Sonic: “It’s so beautiful! Just like you, Amy.”
Amy: “Aww! Thanks, Sonic!”
Ava: “It was my plan all along. A week ago, I was informed by Ms. Tweeters that the Flower of the Sun was about to bloom in 1 week, so I thought of a plan to let all of us see it.”
Mia: “Wow, Ava! You were the mastermind behind the Egg Grape jokes?”
Ava: “Yes, I was. Those were a part of my plan to get us to see the Flower of the Sun. I have always known Mom wanted to see it.”
Amy: she took a picture of the Flower of the Sun
The Freedom Fighters arrive along with multiple kids and a lot of citizens of Gaia City, including Walt Carter himself
Sasha: “Hey, everyone! Get out of the way! I want Tails to be with Cream watching the Flower of the Sun blooming.”
Tails: he walks to Cream “It sure is a beautiful sight, isn’t it?”
Cream: “It is!”
Ava: “I got Mom to plan a camping trip to Green Hill Zone. I also got Cream to do the same with Curd, so that Curd can joke about the Egg Grapes with Swift after they found a glowing light under the running water. I informed Susan to help them joke about the Egg Grapes when they found out where the Flower was. It was a 60-40 success chance for this plan to get our family the spot that is the very closest to the Flower of the Sun, but it turns out I succeeded! It worked! Mom’s dream came true!”
Hazel: “I don’t think we need to pollinate it, or else we’ll remove what is special about this flower.”
Charmy and Saffron: “Agreed.”
Everyone kept taking pictures of the Flower of the Sun
Sonic: “Oh, clever girl, you really got us.”
Ava: “Yes, I did, Dad! And I got us the chance to see the Flower of the Sun first!”
Amy: “Thanks, Ava. Your are an incredible daughter.”
Ava: “You’re welcome, Mom!”
The End!
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