Skirmy

Skirmy is a main character
Sold his eyes for the Vex Mythoclast
== Quotes ==
“Somebody was so nice they blessed our gravel with salt”
“You think if I put my jaw under the bed the tooth fairy will deliver me a pipe bomb”
“Dude I fucking hate the Japanese”
“Xavier is trying to gaslight my boyfriend into thinking he doesn’t has legs so he can see his thighs”
“Couple goals: watch morbius”
“Plasmas corpse has…. Multiple uses.”
“This is the most advanced form of slavery”