Crackodile Cacophony

Crackodile Cacophony is the second episode of Six on the Beach. 
==Synopsis==
SpongeBob and Patrick become lifetime members of the Crackodile Crew. Pearl has daddy issues.
== Transcript ==
(Open with a shot of the entrance to Cool Sands Holiday Resort at night. Timelapse of the sun rising. Cut to a shot of Mr. Krabs' RV. He violently swings the door open, causing it to fall off. He looks back at SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy, who are standing behind him, in embarrassment.)
Mr. Krabs: Uh… we can fix that.
(The five step out of the van. Patrick is wearing a camera around his neck.)
SpongeBob: Patrick, why have you got a camera on you? There's one on your phone.
Patrick: It's tourist-y.
Mr. Krabs: Exactly! I'm glad someone else is in the vacation spirit. Come on Pearl, we're all waiting on you!
Pearl: (off-screen) I'm not stepping out of this vehicle, you're embarrassing me!
Squidward: (smirks) By what? Breathing?
Pearl: (off-screen) No, just look at him!
(Close-up of Mr. Krabs' outfit. He is wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt over his bare chest, long beige shorts, a straw hat and sunglasses.)
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, okay, you got a point. But it's like I said, it's getting in the spirit of things! It's our first proper day so we might as well have a look around.
(Pause. Pearl walks in front of the door.)
Pearl: (groan) Fine.
(Cut to the group walking around the resort. Mr. Krabs is holding a map.)
Mr. Krabs: Huh. Our RV isn't far from the pool!
SpongeBob: Wow! They have a pool here?!
Squidward: Why wouldn't they?
Mr. Krabs: Wait, look!
(Mr. Krabs points to a large building beside them. The sign reads "Cool Sands Entertainment Complex".)
SpongeBob: Double wow! An entertainment complex?
Patrick: The most complex form of entertainment.
(The six enter the building. The camera pans across the arcade.)
Squidward: (mockingly) Triple wow!! An arcade?!!!!!
SpongeBob: Yeah! This place has everything!
(Squidward facepalms. They walk up to a "Jack-Man" arcade cabinet. Patrick is about to insert a quarter when a security guard stops him.)
Guard: Hey, you can't do that!
Patrick: Why not?
Guard: Do you six have any entertainment passes?
Mr. Krabs: (starts sweating) E- Entertainment passes?
SpongeBob: I didn't know that word was a slur.
Sandy: Heh, sorry guy, but I don't think we don't have any passes.
(Mr. Krabs slaps her.)
Sandy: What?
Guard: Well you can't be in here without any.
Mr. Krabs: (sigh) Fine. How do we get these passes?
Guard: ...with money?
Mr. Krabs: What?! You mean we have to spend money to spend ''more'' money?
Guard: Pretty much.
Mr. Krabs: Grrr-
(Mr. Krabs turns around to SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy pleading.)
SpongeBob: Please Mr. Krabs!
Sandy: The arcade looks fun!
Mr. Krabs: (sigh) Alright then. I'm made of money anyway.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!
Sandy: Thanks, Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs: It's fine.
(Mr. Krabs hands the guard some money and they give him six entertainment passes.)
Guard: Cool Sands Holiday Resort values your patronage.
Mr. Krabs: I bet they do.
Guard: (walking off) Have a nice day!
(Cut to Sandy collecting some change from a machine into a plastic coin pot. She walks past SpongeBob who is sitting on a chair next to a game which is spilling out a large amount of tickets.)
SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy! I won the jackpot on "Yes Agreement Or No Agreement"!
Sandy: Oh cool!
SpongeBob: I didn't really know what I was doing, so I just mashed random buttons and it worked! I have my eye on a certain stuffed uni-seacorn at the prize counter for Squidward's birthday.
Sandy: But that's not for another month.
SpongeBob: I just like to be prepared. 
(Sandy walks off.)
SpongeBob: (nervously laughing) Okay, see you around Sandy!
(Sandy walks by Squidward looking at a claw machine.)
Sandy: Hey Squidward, you tempted by that claw machine?
Squidward: Well, uh, sure but after what happened last time my therapist advised against going near one.
Sandy: Oh.
(SpongeBob and Patrick approach them. SpongeBob is carrying his tickets while Patrick is slurping a "Slush Snail".)
Patrick: Hey, what's that?
(Patrick points to an overly-extravagant entrance to another room. The words "cabaret" are in large rainbow glowing lights above it.)
Sandy: Ah, that must be the entertainment lounge. 
Squidward: You mean where they put on less than mediocre live performances and things?
Patrick: Actually I was talking about those small people.
(He points to a line of children and their parents queuing outside the cabaret. SpongeBob's eyes gleam with excitement.)
SpongeBob: (gasp) Patrick! Those are screaming children! Do you know what this means?
Patrick: They're shooting an ad for contraceptives?
SpongeBob: No! They have a kids' club!!
Patrick: (gasp) A kids' club? (jumps up and down) I wanna go! I wanna go! (pause) Uh... what's a kids' club?
(The doors open and the children rush in.)
SpongeBob: (laughs) I don't know!
(The two excitedly run in after them. Squidward and Sandy turn to each other.)
Sandy: To each their own, I guess.
Squidward: Well at least them gone means one less panic attack today.
(Cut to the entertainment lounge. The room is filled with tightly packed chairs and seating booths, with a bar at the back. The group of children are dancing in front of the stage to some homosexual anthem overexaggerating what it's like to be in the navy. SpongeBob and Patrick rush over to the front of the stage, knocking over several children in the process. They gain a few weird looks from the children and their parents as they begin to break out into spontaneous dance moves from a now-irrelevant  battle royale video game. The music suddenly quietens and a sweaty man walks onto the stage. SpongeBob and Patrick awkwardly stop dancing.)
Patrick: Wait, who's that?
Daddy Dandy: Hi, I'm Daddy Dandy and I'm the founder and manager of Cool Sands Holiday Resort.
(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and cheer.)
SpongeBob: WHOO! YEAH! COOL SANDS!
Patrick: ALRIGHT!
(Everyone blankly stares at them.)
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry. Please continue.
Daddy Dandy: Anyway, I'm so glad you could all be here this season. But hey, you didn't come here to hear me ramble on about how much it means to me that you're all here. No, you came here for our weekly treasure hunt!
(The children cheer.)
SpongeBob: (gasp) A treasure hunt?
Daddy Dandy: Yeah, how you like them apples?! And there are prizes for each and every one of you!
(A woman walks onto the stage wearing a cheap and obviously rented pirate costume. She is texting someone on her phone.)
Daddy Dandy: This here is Patty the Pirate. I know she's no Crackodile but she'll be your guide on today's adventure!
Patty: My name's Sophie and I'm only here because my mom told me to get a job, you deranged pervert.
Daddy Dandy: Heh, Patty the Pirate must be coming down with a little bit of scurvy, eh children?
Patrick: Boo!
(Patty glances down at SpongeBob and Patrick.)
Patty: Huh.
(Cut to Mr. Krabs and Pearls sitting at a booth at a "Burger Queen" inside the complex. Sandy and Squidward join them.)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, we're just getting some brunch.
Squidward: At fast food? I saw some fancy-ish restaurant on the map somewhere, we could have gone there!
Mr. Krabs: Do I look like I'm made of money, Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: (muttering) Hypocrite. 
Sandy: Come on Eugene, have a little fun! We're on vacation, it's okay to splurge a little bit. Can't we at least check it out? 
Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait, wait! So you're saying that because we're on vacation money doesn't matter?
Sandy: ...well that's not exactly what I meant-
Mr. Krabs: Well I mean I guess after I spent all that money on the RV-
Squidward: You stole it.
Mr. Krabs: Whatever, we're eating fancy this morning!
(Patty walks by towards the exit, carrying SpongeBob and Patrick by their heads.)
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? Patrick?
Patty: You know these creeps?
Mr. Krabs: (sigh) What have they done this time?
SpongeBob: Patty says we're not allowed to be at the kids' club because we're… "too old"!
Patrick: (crosses arms) Ma always said never to trust a pirate. I don't get what they have against paying full price for their entertainment! It's an inconvenience, sure, but stealing is wrong, I think.
SpongeBob: Yeah! I told her that we're definitely not old at all! I mean just compare me to how Squidward's been aging!
Squidward: Wait wha-
Mr. Krabs: Oh, uh, sorry about this. They're a little- (he whispers something to Patty)
Patty: Oh, okay.
(She lets the two go.)
Patty: Uh… sorry about that. Welcome back to the Crackodile Crew.
SpongeBob and Patrick: The Crackodile Crew?
Patty: (sigh) The name of the club?
SpongeBob: (gasp) We're back in the club!
Patty: Yeah yeah, sure. We gotta go meet everyone else at the park. I'm not getting paid for this.
Patrick: Whoo!
SpongeBob: Yeah alright!
(The three walk off.)
Sandy: (calling out to SpongeBob and Patrick) If you need us we'll be at- eh, they're gone.
(An employee approaches the group with their food.)
Employee: You table number three?
Mr. Krabs: We were! Keep the money.
(The four walk off too.)
Employee: ...well that happened.
(Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Patty arriving at the park.)
Daddy Dandy: Oh, there you are Patty! I thought two of our kids went missing.
Patty: Yeah, I uh… had to use the bathroom, sorry. Also they're not kids.
Daddy Dandy: Well they're kids at heart, right? Nothing wrong with that! I love children! That's one of the reasons why I built this enterprise. Families and their children love cheap vacations and entertainment! You gotta embrace that childlike innocence, right?
Patrick: I don't know what that means but sure.
(Daddy Dandy walks off to help some children with the activity.)
SpongeBob: Uh, Patty?
Patty: (sigh) Not my real name.
SpongeBob: If you don't mind me asking, why is it called the Crackodile Crew?
Patty: Well, uh… it's named after our mascot, Carl the Crackodile.
Patrick: Carl the Crackodile?
Patty: He's a crocodile, except on paracetamol. 
Daddy Dandy: You guys talking about ol' Carl?
SpongeBob: You know Carl the Crackodile?
Daddy Dandy: Course I do! He's my son, don't you know.
Patrick: Wow, you must be a good father.
Daddy Dandy: Well, I don't like to brag but-
Child: Hey, Daddy Dandy? What's this?
(The child points to a piece of paper stuck to a tree.)
Daddy Dandy: (gasp) Why, you're on fire today! That's our second clue to the treasure!
Child: Yay! Mom, Ma, I found a clue!
(Pan over to the child's parents sitting on the park bench smoking a pack of cigarettes.)
Mom: Yeah, whatever.
Ma: What did she say?
SpongeBob: Hey, Patty?
Patty: Ugh, there's someone else here you can ask, you know.
SpongeBob: When can we meet Carl the Crackodile?
Daddy Dandy: Well he'll be in the entertainment lounge tonight putting on a show for y'all.
SpongeBob and Patrick: (gasp) A show?
Patty: (rolls eyes) Thrilling, I know.
(Cut to Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Sandy and Squidward entering the restaurant. The camera pans across the dining area. One of the TVs on the wall is playing a news report about a break-in at another restaurant back in Bikini Bottom.)
Mr. Krabs: Wait, this isn't fancy! I bet the goons that work here don't even know a thing about fine dining!
Squidward: (shrugs) Eh, we came all this way, I guess.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, you're right. 
(A waiter approaches them.)
Waiter: Morning people, how many people are eating in today?
(Mr. Krabs turns to Squidward, confused.)
Mr. Krabs: Is he blind or something?
Sandy: Table for four please.
Waiter: Of course.
(The waiter leads them to a table. They sit down and the waiter gives them menus.)
Mr. Krabs: Aw, the buffet ain't even open yet!
Squidward: Well there's nothing particularly remarkable on the menu, but it's much better than Burger Queen.
Mr. Krabs: True, I suppose. Alright, what do we all want? It's all on me.
Sandy: I'll just have pancakes, I guess.
Squidward: Oh, uh, I'll just pay for mine myself.
Mr. Krabs: Oh no, Mr. Squidward! My treat! I ain't going cheap on y'all this vacation! 
Squidward: (blushes) Well, uh… if you insist. I'll have some… french toast.
Mr. Krabs: There we go- wait, french toast? Mr. Squidward, when ol' Krabs insists on paying for something you gotta-
Squidward: It's a nice gesture, but really, I'm fine.
Sandy: Come on, Squidward! We're on vacation!
Squidward: Well…. oh, what the heck!
(Time-jump to the four sitting at the same table, which is now overflowing with empty plates of food. Mr. Krabs sips on a cocktail, before burping. Besides Pearl, the group are clearly drunk.)
Mr. Krabs: Ah, this is the good wife, Mr. Squidward.
Squidward: Good wife?
(Pause. The three burst out into hysterics.)
Mr. Krabs: Good wife? I don't even have a wife anymore!
(They laugh.)
Pearl: Ugh, Dad! You're embarrassing me again!
Mr. Krabs: Embarrass you? I don't even know you!
(The three laugh.)
Squidward: What is she anyway? Some kind of obese narwhal?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah! And a fat narwhal too!
(They laugh. Pan over to two waiters.)
Waiter 1: I thought we weren't allowed to serve alcohol until late.
Waiter 2: We aren't, they're drinking Capri Suns.
(Cut back to them laughing.)
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) But you know, she's my darling offspring, you gotta love her.
Pearl: I don't love me right now.
(SpongeBob and Patrick burst through the doors.)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpringBoob!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
(The two rush over to the table.)
Mr. Krabs: What is it, you… whatever you are?
Patrick: We were down at the kids' club and we found buried treasure and we all got lollipops and SpongeBob got a pink one and I cried because I wanted a pink one and then he gave it to me and I didn't like it so I gave it back but SpongeBob didn't want it back and Daddy Dandy said-
Sandy: Daddy Dandy?
(The three laugh.)
Squidward: Who's that? 
Mr. Krabs: Maybe he's me darling Pearl's biological father!
Pearl: Wait wh-
(They laugh.)
SpongeBob: What's the matter with them?
Patrick: Looks like some people have had one too many Goofy Goobers. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
Pearl: Daddy, did you just say that you're not-
Mr. Krabs: Say that we don't have the same DNA? (laughs) Listen, Pearl-
Pearl: Daddy, I want you to be honest with me-
SpongeBob: Carl the Crackodile's putting on this show later. Can we all go tonight please?
Pearl: Really, SpongeBob? Now's not the-
Mr. Krabs: Eh, sure. Whatever.
SpongeBob: Thank you Mr. Krabs, you will not regret this!
Patrick: Let's go back over to Jack-Man.
(SpongeBob and Patrick run off.)
Pearl: Daddy…
(Time-jump to later. The opening of Turn Down For What plays as SpongeBob and Patrick approach the lounge wearing neon shutter shade sunglasses. Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Squidward and Sandy reluctantly follow. SpongeBob and Patrick walk past the entrance and towards a fire exit.)
Mr. Krabs: Where are you going? The entrance is this way!
SpongeBob: Oh no, Mr. Krabs. We're entering the lounge… (slides his shades down) in style.
(Cut to a group of children dancing to music. in front of the lounge stage. SpongeBob and Patrick crash in through the ceiling. The children scream and run off as the two cheer and flip over several tables. Cut to Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Squidward and Sandy entering like normal people.)
Sandy: (sigh) They're SpongeBob and Patrick, you learn to love them.
Mr. Krabs: Sandy, go grab a table for us please. Mr. Squidward, you wanna go get some drinks?
(Squidward gives him a deadpan stare.)
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, you're right, we're not doing that again.
(Patty walks onto the stage to see SpongeBob and Patrick ripping a table in half.)
Patty: Hey! I kicked you out once, I can do it again!
(SpongeBob and Patrick look at Patty embarrassed.)
SpongeBob: Heh, sorry.
???: You have no need to be.
(Pan over to Daddy Dandy sitting at a table next to them.)
Patty: But Dandy-
Daddy Dandy: That's Daddy Dandy to you.
(Patty facepalms)
Patty: But Daddy Dandy-
Daddy Dandy: Patty, listen, these are my people. They love this kind of thing as much as I do and you want to take that away from them? Anyway, you should be calling the children back. It's time for the moment we've all been waiting for!
SpongeBob and Patrick: (gasp) Carl the Crackodile!
(The music stops and Patty picks up a microphone.)
Patty: Kiddies and kiddos, it's finally time for us to be paid a visit by a very special visitor.
Child: (gasp) Santa Claus!
Patty: You all know him, you all love him… for some reason. It's time for Carl the Crackodile!
(A crowd of children gathers in front of the state cheering. SpongeBob and Patrick join them. The curtains open, the lights dim and someone in a fursuit of an orange crocodile steps out onto the stage. His theme song starts playing in the background.)
SpongeBob: (screaming) PATRICK, HE'S HERE!!!!!
Patrick: (screaming) I KNOW! I KNOW!!!
Carl the Crackodile: 🎵Carl the Crack likes to rock and roll, Carl the Crack likes to love and sing, Carl the Crack likes to boogie boogie boo, Carl the Crack likes to love a-you!🎵
(He picks up a cardboard cut-out of a guitar and mimes a guitar solo.)
SpongeBob: He has such a way with words…
(SpongeBob falls to the floor and faints.)
Patrick: Oh buddy, I got you!
(Patrick gets on the floor and attempts to give SpongeBob CPR. Cut to Mr. Krabs banging on the glass of a vending machine near the bar. A Cod-bury's chocolate bar falls out.)
Mr. Krabs: (laugh) You've still got it, Eugene.
(Squidward approaches him.)
Squidward: Do you want me to order some food for all of us? 
Mr. Krabs: No, no, I'm taking care of the spending this vacation. I'll order the food. Do they have food at the bar?
Squidward: Yeah, I suspect King SpongeBob and his squire Sir Patrick will want Sad Meals from Burger Queen though.
(Squidward awkwardly laughs for a few seconds.)
Squidward: Heh, sorry.
(Cut back to the stage. Carl the Crackodile has finished his song to immense applause from the children, and SpongeBob and Patrick. Daddy Dandy is still sitting at a table near the stage clapping.)
SpongeBob: WHOO!!! 
Daddy Dandy: Chills, literal chills down my spine every single time without fail.
Patrick: He should go on a world tour or something.
SpongeBob: I know, right?!
Carl the Crackodile: Wow, everyone! That was great! I'm so happy to be here at Cool Sands Holiday Resort with all my favorite friends!
SpongeBob: Who are his friends?
Carl the Crackodile: Guh-huh, you of course! I'm Carl the Crackodile and I love all kids! Are you enjoying your stay here so far?
(awkward silence)
Carl the Crackodile: Awesome! I love it here too! Did you all have fun today?
(Daddy Dandy signals to the audience of children, resulting in a minimal amount of cheers.)
Carl the Crackodile: Great!
(Cut to Sandy and Pearl sitting at a table. Pearl's head is on the table, tears falling out her eyes. Squidward arrives.)
Squidward: Oh, there you are. What's the matter?
Sandy: Pearl's having a bit of a moment.
(Squidward sits down.)
Squidward: Oh.
(Pause.)
Squidward: (sigh) So, uh… what's wrong? 
Pearl: Oh, it's nothing.
Squidward: You sure? Remember when Mr. Krabs asked me to baby-sit you that one time and we pranked your ex-boyfriend or someone?
Sandy: You what?
Squidward: It's a long story, he was a douchebag. Point is, I'm pretending to care- I mean I do care, sure.
Pearl: (sigh) Daddy said some things when we were in that restaurant.
Sandy and Squidward: Oh…
(pause)
Sandy: So… what did he say?
(Squidward and Pearl turn to Sandy.)
Sandy: What? I don't remember anything up until a couple hours ago!
(cut back to the stage)
Carl the Crackodile: (laughs) I love having fun! I mean, earlier today I built the most ginormous sandcastle on the beach and Daddy Dandy said he was so proud of me!
Daddy Dandy: (chuckles) I always am, Carl.
Carl the Crackodile: And you know… I feel another song coming on!
(More music starts playing.)
Carl the Crackodile: 🎵F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me...🎵
SpongeBob: Hey, this sounds familiar…
Carl the Crackodile: 🎵N is for anywhere at anytime at all-🎵
Children: 🎵-down here in the deep blue sea!🎵
(Cut Mr. Krabs returning to the table with an order buzzer.)
Mr. Krabs: It should vibrate when the food is ready.
(Squidward, Sandy and Pearl look at Mr. Krabs annoyed.)
Mr. Krabs: What have I done now?
Pearl: Daddy, I'd like a word please.
Mr. Krabs: Of course, anything for my darling cherub! 
(Mr. Krabs sits down.)
Squidward: I, uh, suddenly need to go use the bathroom.
Sandy: I- me too.
(The two get up and quickly walk off. Cut back to the stage.)
Carl the Crackodile: Wow! I just love singing! Do you love singing?
(pause)
Carl the Crackodile: Fabulous! Now, I have to go soon and do some important stuff with Daddy Dandy, but before I go who'd like to have a picture with me?!
SpongeBob: (gasp) A picture?!!! 
Patrick: I've always wanted to have a picture with some crocodile I didn't even know existed until a few hours ago!!
Daddy Dandy: If anyone wants to have a picture with Carl the Crackodile, Patty the Pirate is going to start a queue to our photographer, and you'll be able to pick up your very own picture with the big guy himself from the gift shop very shortly!
SpongeBob: Wow…
(Cut back to Mr. Krabs and Pearl.)
Mr. Krabs: So, what you want to talk about? How so far this is the best vacation ever?! (laughs)
Pearl: Act- actually I'm not really enjoying myself. 
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean? I'm having a great time!
Pearl: Well maybe you are, but I'm not! I didn't even want to come here!
Mr. Krabs: Well why didn't you say so?
Pearl: Because all you care about is yourself! We're only here because you're trying to get out of paying a fine for overworking SpringBoob and Squidward! Yeah, I know about that.
Mr. Krabs: That's not… completely true. I also wanted to spend some time with me daughter Pearl.
(pause)
Pearl: ...aslo, you… said some things in the restaurant.
Mr. Krabs: What resta- oh…
(pause)
Mr. Krabs: Look, sweetie. Sometimes when people have fruit juice... they say some things and sometimes they might not even be true!
Pearl: So you definitely are my real father?
Mr. Krabs: Of cours- wait wha-
Pearl: Oh, I love you Daddy!
(Pearl hugs Mr. Krabs.)
Mr. Krabs: (muttering) I don't remember saying that.
(Pearl stops hugging him.)
Mr. Krabs: Look, tomorrow how about you go off and do your own thing? Maybe we can ditch the rest of 'em and you do something together?
Pearl: Okay, Daddy.
(Sandy and Squidward walk back in. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick on stage with Carl the Crackodile having their picture taken.)
SpongeBob: Wow Carl, it's me, SpongeBob! I'm a big fan!
Carl the Crackodile: Wow that's amazing!
Patrick: And I'm Patrick!
Photographer: (sigh) Can we just take the picture?
SpongeBob: Okay, sorry.
(The three pose.)
Photographer: Say "Crackodile"!
All: Crackodile!
(The photographer takes a picture and shows it to them, Patrick blinks.)
Patrick: Oh shoot, I blinked! Can we take it again, please?
Photographer: Sorry, I can only take-
Daddy Dandy: Look, I know there's a long line but I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to let them have another?
Photographer: Of course, whatever you say, boss. Say "crackodile"!
All: Crackodile!
(The photographer takes another picture and shows it to them again. Patrick blinks again.)
Patrick: Damnit! I blinked again!
(Patrick accidentally kicks Carl the Crackodile, knocking him to the floor and causing his mask to fall off.)
SpongeBob: C- Carl?
(The fish in the fursuit stands up with their head completely exposed. SpongeBob, Patrick and the children scream at them.)
Fish in Fursuit: Right, that's it! I've had enough of getting kicked by some ungrateful child every night! I quit!
SpongeBob: That's not the real Carl! 
Patrick: I told you he was sus!
(Patrick pulls a spoon out from behind his back and charges towards the fish in the fursuit.)
Patrick: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH CARL?!!!!
Daddy Dandy: Calm down! You're gonna-
(Cut to Mr. Krabs, Pearl, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy back in the RV. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting on a couch with their heads down low.)
Mr. Krabs: Welp, we're banned from the entertainment lounge.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Sorry, everyone.
Mr. Krabs: It's fine.
Squidward: I checked the schedule for the week and everything looks trash anyway. Arguably you did us all a favour.
(SpongeBob's eyes suddenly gleam.)
SpongeBob: (gasp) You mean I accidentally did something nice for Squidward?!
Squidward: ...sure?
(SpongeBob rushes over to hug Squidward, but Squidward pushes him away with his hand.)
SpongeBob: Sorry, I'm not a big hugger either.
Sandy: I think I have some apologising to do too. I've been making Mr. Krabs pay for everything all day! 
Mr. Krabs: No need to apologise lass! I think I actually have a confession to make. 
Pearl: What?
Mr. Krabs: This isn't me credit card!
(laugh track)
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