DBA Epsiode 1 - The Tournament Begins

The first official episode of Destruction Bench Agreement. It kicked off a lot of traditions with the series as a whole, including every PvP episode having a wacky gimmick. This one added item boxes that could be grabbed as bonus actions for wacky objects.
== Plot ==
The teams were divided into Team The Law (plus Kazzy) versus Team Nasty Crime Boys. The first game starts out strong, with Alphy moving closer to attack and getting his head hulk smashed against the Podium's forcefield by Kazzy. James used the Wiki Game to summon Reuben Matamoros, Professional Football Player. Unfortunately, he kinda sucked ass. Rolls ended up siding with The Law, which was helped by Timony's ability to boost rolls. Leo got a laptop from an item box that let him essentially photoshop a la Cam. However, James hacked it and caused it to explode. Around this time he ended up summoning the Minnesota Governor's Residence, which within it contained Mark Dayton, the Governor of Minnesota at the time. Being a government building, he immediately took to dismantling it. However, another random item ended up transporting Rosé outside of the Podium temporarily, and the two got into a brief quarrel that ended with James's hat lighting on fire. Little did she know, she gave James the gift of knowledge, and arson. He burned the Minnesota Governor's Residence to the ground. Kazimir was within it at the time firing out into the crowd. After physically and mentally torturing poor real life Mark Dayton enough, James used Hack the Planet to set the gravity of the house to zero, in an attempt to push it along with Kazimir off the side of the arena. Leo managed to perform a well-placed jet boost to cause the house to spin out, letting Kazimir escape. James also barely survived at the cost of his remaining stamina, and Mark Dayton miraculously survived the crash and fled into the depths of the building.
The other teams duked it out, eventually leading to Leo getting hit by a special Pokémon move that replaced his passive with Insomnia. This started an unfortunate trend of Leo losing his passive, which unfortunately cuts off usage of basically his every ability. In the end, Alphy nearly won via chloroform, but decided against drugging someone on international television for some stupid prize money. He still lost.
== Technical Difficulties ==
Like many early DBA episodes Austin streamed, the audio occasionally cuts out for a few seconds throughout the episode.
== Trivia ==
* This episode introduced the dreaded Podium, as well as having wrestler style announcements for all the characters at the start of a match.
* Originally Cam was supposed to be on Team The Law instead of Kazimir, but since his player Geckos lives in Australia he ended up oversleeping, so Sylvia took his spot.
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