Tangled Alternate HISHE

How Tangled Should Have ended
(My version)
(OK, I KNOW this isn't going to be near as good as the popular Youtube series, but give me a break, it's not like I have thousand, maybe million dollar animating and recording technology. So just... use your imagination.) Anyway, if we may Proceed...
(Starting off at the scene where Eugene and the Stabbington brothers are running from the guards after stealing the crown)
(Eugene stops for a breath, and leans up against a tree. He looks over, and gasps at the wanted poster of him posted to it. He rips it off, and looks at it. He examines it, and turns it around, revealing a picture of him with a large, crooked nose)
Eugene: Seriously? That's not even close to what my nose looks like.
Eye patched brother: I'd be more concerned about you almost blowing the whole heist, Mr. hay fever.
Scar-faced brother: Remind me again why we're even working eith this guy.
(fast forward, to the scene where Rapunzel's going through her bipolar episode)
(Eugene looks around, at the hair trailing everywhere as Rapunzel runs through the forest) 
Eugene: How is nothing getting caught in this stuff? 
(fast forward to the Snugly Duckling)
Rapunzel: Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
(Hook Hand draws his ax, and corners Rapunzel up against the bar table)
Hook Hand: I had a dream once.
(Hook Hand throws his ax, there's a loud scream, and a red splat)
(the camera goes over to the accordion player on the stool, a cheery pie axed to the wall behind him)
Accordion player: Aw man, that took me three hours to make. 
(fast forward, to the scene where Rapunzel heals Eugene's hand)
Eugene: Well, I'd better go get more firewood.
(Eugene stands up, and starts walking into the woods)
Rapunzel: For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert much better than Flynn Rider.
(Eugene massages his hand)
Eugene:Well, you'd be the first,but thank you.
(Eugene goes to walk away again, but turns back around)
Eugene: Oh, not to freak you out, but, there's a creepy hooded lady standing right behind you.
(Rapunzel cautiously looks behind her, and sees nothing but falling leaves where a figure's vanished from)
Eugene: (shrugs)Huh, must have been seeing things.
(the camera goes into the bushes, where Gothel and The Stabbingtons are crouched, hiding.)
Gothel: (snaps) Dang it. 
(fast forward, to the scene where Eugene has been stabbed, after Gothel has agreed to let Rapunzel heal him)
Eugene: No, I can't let you do this.
Rapunzel: And I can't let you die.
Eugene: But if you do this, then you will die.
Rapunzel:I...wait, no I wouldn't 
Eugene: What?
Rapunzel: There's nothing that says I'm going to die if I save you. I mean, I'm pretty much immortal.
Eugene: Oh yeah, must be the drama talking. 
Rapunzel: It doesn't even make any sense. 
Eugene: Can we just get to the thing with the hair? I'm sort of dying here. 
Rapunzel: Right, sorry. 
(Rapunzel closes her eyes, and breathes in to sing)
Eugene: Wait...
(Eugene strokes her hair, then rips a mirror shard through it, cutting almost all of it off, Rapunzel gasps, and frantically feels at her shortened hair)
Rapunzel: What the heck? I was about to save your life.
Eugene: Ah... wait for it. 
(Eugene points over to Gothel, who's having a tantrum over aging to death, the camera zooms in to Pascal, pulling the hair tight, winking, and zooms out to show Gothel tripping over it, and falling out the window)
Rapunzel: Oh, I get it. Well played.
(fast forward a bit, to where Rapunzel is crying over Eugene's carcase, and his stomach lights up, and he takes a revived breath. Rapunzel gasps,and smiles.)
Eugene: Rapunzel?
Rapunzel: Eugene...
Eugene: Is any of this feeling a bit familiar to you?
Rapunzel: No, why?
(Eugene sits up, rubbing his head)
Eugene: I don't know, it just all seems like it's been done before. I got stabbed, I sent the bad guy falling to their death, I said something romantic, then died in your arms, then there was that whole light show that brought me back, isn't this seeming even a tiny bit familiar to you?
(Rapunzel looks down at her frying pan, and picks it up)
Rapunzel: I think I hit you too many times with this thing. 
(THE END)
(after the credits)
(The camera opens on a coronation announcement for the Queen of Arendelle posted to a tree) 
(Zoom out, to see Eugene and Rapunzel walking by the tree on a leisurely stroll through the forrest)
Eugene: So, I hear that you have a couple of pretty smokin' hot cousins in Norway. 
Rapunzel: Where did you hear that?
Eugene:You kidding? It's all I've been hearing about lately. I hear they're princesses, too. 
Rapunzel: Sorry, your sources need to be checked. I don't have any cousins in Norway.
(Rapunzel walks ahead of him, off screen)
Eugene: Come on, I can tell, just by looking at them, that they're related to you. One of 'em has red hair, with a white stripe going down it. Ring a bell? (follows her off screen)
Rapunzel:Nope, never heard of them in my life. 
Eugene: But they look almost exactly like you. I hear the older one has... ice powers or something. (fade to black)
Category:Alternate Endings