Shitass

Shitass was born millions of years ago 300 feet under the Mojang office. Earthquakes and tremors had been reported around the area for years, and after Notch was fired, Shitass started to rise from the earth, destroying the Mojang office in the process. He is the fastest builder, being able to create castles and huge walls in seconds. His talents were quickly noticed and people from all over the lands invited shitass to protect them and serve them. Although almost no one can keep him for long as hiring him costs 64 diamonds per day. 
== Appearances ==
=== Season 1 ===
==== Chapter 10 ====
Shitass spots Rogelio Cornflakes being helped over a fence by Pugnator Praetor and Brock Tea. He yells at the mayor and charges forward with a fire axe. As he charges, Brock easily kicks Shitass in the face, knocking him out.
== Killed Victims ==
*None
== Appearance List ==
=== Season 1 ===
*Chapter 10
Category:Characters