The Beach Boys

The Beach Boys is an international terrorist syndicate and money laundering scheme using the cover of a '60s rock band. The cell is believed to have been founded around 1957 in eastern Afghanistan before establishing its home base in California. In the early 1970s, it was exposed that they had been funding South African death squads and the US government attempted to shut em down, leading to a bloody civil war ending in the death of some 17 million people and President Richard Nixon being deposed and replaced with a puppet-ruler. They were fortunately crippled financially when the MIU Album failed to chart and have since focused on guerilla campaigns in Libya. These people are out of control
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