The Princess Guide/Quotes

:Lisa: Okay, Dad, I'm ready for "Take your daughter to work day".
:Bart: How come there's never a "Take your son to work day"?
:Homer: 'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs. The Dirty Dozen? All guys. 12 Angry Men? Uh, men! The X-Men? Mostly men.
:Bart: (laughing) Good one, Dad.
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:Moe: Goodnight moon.
:Goodnight broom.
:Goodnight jukebox that won’t play a tune.
:Goodnight eggs.
:Goodnight dregs.
:Goodnight bugs crawling up my legs.
:Goodnight beer.
:Goodnight mice.
:Goodnight princess who treats me nice.
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:(Richard Branson comes to Mr. Burns' door)
:Richard Branson: Well neighbor, now that your streak of rum luck is at its end I have a favor to ask. This involves charity. I've set up the Virgin Earth challenge, the $25,000,000 prize to eliminate greenhouse gasses that I was hoping you would add to.
:Mr. Burns: Where are the hounds when I need them?
:Richard Branson: They're on a free Virgin Galactic flight around the world.
:Mr. Burns: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"?
:Richard Branson: That's another Virgin Challenge, that I will not be --Virgin-- taking -- Virgin.
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:Smithers: (to Lisa) Little girl, let me give you some advice: Never dream big, because it will blow up in your face
:Lisa: You're talking to the girl who wants a career in jazz.
:Smithers: Oh, poor thing.
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