DreamWorks Toontanic: A Summer Vacation (2004 Film)/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
* ("Horses and Train" from "The Lighthorsemen" plays)
* (Just like Shrek 2, Shows 1997 DreamWorks Pictures logo.)
Something BIG is Coming...
* Narrator (Unknown): Something big is coming.
Something beyond IMAGINATION...
* Narrator: Something beyond imagination.
It's not an ICEBERG...
* Narrator: It's not an Iceberg...
It's not a WHALE...
* Narrator: It's not a Whale...
So, it must be...
* Narrator: So, it must be...
* Jonah Lumiere: (screaming)
* Narrator: The Man.
* Jonah Lumiere: Oh, good to see you.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: (screaming) What a trip!
* ("Jump, Jive and Wail" plays)
* Narrator: Set sail for the ultimate adventure.
* Fergus: There's nothing like a cruise to clean the sand out of your wicket, huh?
* (Bumps small ship)
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Sorry.
* (Bumps again)
* Captain Thomas Stewart: My fault.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Oops.
* (The bottom part of the pirate ship zooms in three times.)
* Narrator: And the tale of the biggest shark in the sea.
* Jonah Lumiere: Something touched me!
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Hold on, Jonah!
* (Pirate Bob throws the ring, and the ring lands into the sea.)
* Calvin the Caterpillar: You are pathetic.
* Narrator: Big News! The passengers you love are back!
TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION
* Narrator: Toontanic: A Summer Vacation!
THIS SUMMER, CARTOON OUT!
* Narrator: This Summer, Get out!
* All: (The bus crashes the word "GET") (screaming)
* Michael John Carter: Tree! Cabin! Underwear!
IN THEATERS JULY 15th
== Theatrical Trailer ==
* (Same as the trailer for Shrek 2, Shows DreamWorks Pictures logo 1999 without "SKG" between two lines.)
* Jonah Lumiere (Off-screen): All right, name the town. I'll be on my way in the morning.
* Jonah Lumiere (On-screen): What? Antartica? Y-you don't want me to go there.
* Narrator (Unknown): In a land of mystery...
* Fergus (Audio slightly out of sync): Antartica! (Points to the star on the board) It's the other end of the world!
* (Jonah cries next to the fallen weed)
* Narrator: In a town full of troubles...
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Antartica, the coldest, place in the world!
* Calvin the Caterpillar: Those people do not know right from wrong.
* Narrator: It's up to one reluctant person.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: You are Jonah! You are a big shot! I have... (We see Calvin holding a plush doll of Jonah in his Jack costume) the Jonah plush toy.
* Narrator: With the help of some fearless friends.
* Captain Thomas Stewart (Audio out of sync): We are... the pirates band of misfits!
* Pirate Bob: Oh, you know that's right.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Nothing.
* Pirate Bob: Zilch.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Nada.
* Jonah Lumiere (Unamused): Oh, lovely.
* [thunder]
* Narrator: To go where nobody has dared to go.
* Captain Thomas Stewart: We got trouble!
* Pirate Bob: You were... y-you were...
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Fish food!
DreamWorks Pictures Presents
* Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures Presents...
* All: (The van rips through the screen) (screaming)
* Narrator: Charles Martinet.
* (Jonah jumps off the plank wearing a duck-shaped life preserver, then we cut to him, and the pirates tied up at three target posts.)
* Narrator: Michael Douglas.
* Edward Phillip Henry (Worrying): Oh...
* Michael John Carter (Worrying): Dear.
* (The clotheslines snap, and they all scream)
* Narrator: Richard Yearwood.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters (Breaking up the fight): Perhaps I can be of assistance!
* (Terence, Pirate Bob, and Dexter run from the motor, then as Jonah runs, he gets hit by Edward's wooden map.)
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Whoops.
* Narrator: and… Ewan McGregor.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: That is only half true. My mother was an elephant, my father was a rhino, but I am okay with that now.
* Narrator: They may be fresh.
* Fish Slapper #1: What? They were fresh when we caught them!
* (The Two Fish Slappers chortles as Terence walks away)
* Narrator: They may be feisty.
* Captain Thomas Stewart: (To Calvin) Didn't I tell you to get of my Pirate Ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
* (When the bowling ball stops rolling into the cannon, Calvin sticks his head out with a teacup.)
* Captain Thomas Stewart (Voice-over): Fire one!
* [BOOM!]
* Calvin the Caterpillar (While being launched): I'm...
* Narrator: But soon, they may be... lunch.
TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION
* Narrator: "Toontanic: A Summer Vacation."
July 15th
* Narrator: On July 15th.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: It has been delightful, but I must go now. (Runs away)
== Home Video Trailer (Coming Soon) ==
* (Same as the trailer for Shrek 2, Shows DreamWorks Home Entertainment 1998 logo.)
* Narrator (Unknown): In a land of mystery...
* Fergus (Audio slightly out of sync): Antartica! (Points to the star on the board) It's the other end of the world!
* (Jonah cries next to the fallen weed)
* Narrator: In a town full of troubles...
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Antartica, the coldest, place in the world!
* Calvin the Caterpillar: Those people do not know right from wrong.
* Narrator: It's up to one reluctant person.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: You are Jonah! You are a big shot! I have... (We see Calvin holding a plush doll of Jonah in his Jack costume) the Jonah plush toy.
* Narrator: With the help of some fearless friends.
* Captain Thomas Stewart (Audio out of sync): We are... the pirates who band of misfits!
* Pirate Bob: Oh, you know that's right.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Nothing.
* Pirate Bob: Zilch.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Nada.
* Jonah Lumiere (Unamused): Oh, lovely.
* [thunder]
* Narrator: To go where nobody has dared to go.
* Captain Thomas Stewart: We got trouble!
* Pirate Bob: You were... y-you were...
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Fish food!
DreamWorks Pictures Presents
* Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures Presents...
* All: (The bus rips through the screen) (screaming)
* Narrator: Charles Martinet.
* (Jonah jumps off the plank wearing a duck-shaped life preserver, then we cut to him, and the pirates tied up at three target posts.)
* Narrator: Michael Douglas.
* Edward Phillip Henry (Worrying): Oh...
* Michael John Carter (Worrying): Dear.
* (The clotheslines snap, and they all scream)
* Narrator: Richard Yearwood.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters (Breaking up the fight): Perhaps I can be of assistance!
* (Terence, Pirate Bob, and Dexter run from the motor, then as Jonah runs, he gets hit by Edward's wooden map.)
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Whoops.
* Narrator: and… Ewan McGregor.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: That is only half true. My mother was an elephant, my father was a rhino, but I am okay with that now.
* Narrator: They may be fresh.
* Fish Slapper #1: What? They were fresh when we caught them!
* (The Two Fish Slappers chortles as Terence walks away)
* Narrator: They may be feisty.
* Captain Thomas Stewart: (To Calvin) Didn't I tell you to get of my Pirate Ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
* (When the bowling ball stops rolling into the cannon, Calvin sticks his head out with a teacup.)
* Captain Thomas Stewart (Voice-over): Fire one!
* [BOOM!]
* Calvin the Caterpillar (While being launched): I'm...
* Narrator: But soon, they may be... lunch.
TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION
* Narrator: "Toontanic: A Summer Vacation".
* Calvin the Caterpillar: It has been delightful, but I must go now. (Runs away)
Coming November 20th to Video and DVD
== Home Video Trailer (Now Available) ==
* (Same as the trailer for Shrek 2, Shows DreamWorks Animation Early 2004 logo.)
* Narrator (Unknown): In a land of mystery...
* Fergus (Audio slightly out of sync): Antartica! (Points to the star on the board) It's the other end of the world!
* (Jonah cries next to the fallen weed)
* Narrator: In a town full of troubles...
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Antartica, the coldest, place in the world!
* Calvin the Caterpillar: Those people do not know right from wrong.
* Narrator: It's up to one reluctant person.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: You are Jonah! You are a big shot! I have... (We see Calvin holding a plush doll of Jonah in his Jack costume) the Jonah plush toy.
* Narrator: With the help of some fearless friends.
* Captain Thomas Stewart (Audio out of sync): We are... the pirates who band of misfits!
* Pirate Bob: Oh, you know that's right.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Nothing.
* Pirate Bob: Zilch.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Nada.
* Jonah Lumiere (Unamused): Oh, lovely.
* [thunder]
* Narrator: To go where nobody has dared to go.
* Captain Thomas Stewart: We got trouble!
* Pirate Bob: You were... y-you were...
* Captain Thomas Stewart: Fish food!
DreamWorks Pictures Presents
* Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures Presents...
* All: (The bus rips through the screen) (screaming)
* Narrator: Charles Martinet.
* (Jonah jumps off the plank wearing a duck-shaped life preserver, then we cut to him, and the pirates tied up at three target posts.)
* Narrator: Michael Douglas.
* Edward Phillip Henry (Worrying): Oh...
* Michael John Carter (Worrying): Dear.
* (The clotheslines snap, and they all scream)
* Narrator: Richard Yearwood.
* Buccaneer Terence Peters (Breaking up the fight): Perhaps I can be of assistance!
* (Terence, Pirate Bob, and Dexter run from the motor, then as Jonah runs, he gets hit by Edward's wooden map.)
* Buccaneer Terence Peters: Whoops.
* Narrator: and… Ewan McGregor.
* Calvin the Caterpillar: That is only half true. My mother was an elephant, my father was a rhino, but I am okay with that now.
* Narrator: They may be fresh.
* Fish Slapper #1: What? They were fresh when we caught them!
* (The Two Fish Slappers chortles as Terence walks away)
* Narrator: They may be feisty.
* Captain Thomas Stewart: (To Calvin) Didn't I tell you to get of my Pirate Ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
* (When the bowling ball stops rolling into the cannon, Calvin sticks his head out with a teacup.)
* Captain Thomas Stewart (Voice-over): Fire one!
* [BOOM!]
* Calvin the Caterpillar (While being launched): I'm...
* Narrator: But soon, they may be... lunch.
TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION
* Narrator: "Toontanic: A Summer Vacation".
* Calvin the Caterpillar: It has been delightful, but I must go now. (Runs away)
Now on Video and DVD
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