Jay

Jay is the other half to Mike in their reviews on Half in the Bag, and is considered the film buff variant of hack-fraud. He works at the Lightning-Fast VCR Repair store, primarily to fix Mr. Plinkett's VCR, which never happens due to excessive movie viewing and David Lynch jerk-off sessions.
Jay is considered the straight man of the duo, despite his raging homosexuality, often critiquing film like, well, a normal human. Except when matched with Mike, Jay seems to lose this idea of humanely describing a film and often divulges in dumb tangents.
He is played by Jay Baumen.
Jay works part time as a male escort, and can be hired to keep you warm on cold Milwaukee nights. He can be found working the corner across the street from Dix's bar on Friday nights. 
Jay was engaged to Plinkett, but broke the engagement once he found out that he had been making love to the volcano god Xandu in the astral plane every night in his dreams. He has never loved since... probably.