Alwayism (Joke)

The Legend of Alway (/j)
"So, you want to tell me about this "Alway" person you were rambling about earlier?
"Oh, yeah."
"So tell me, idiot!"
"Ugh, fine."
 "So he's this guy, right? And he's always wandering."
"🤯"
"Yes, very mind-blowing. But you wanna know the best part?"
"Ooh, what is it?"
"He's always wandering."
"🤯🤯"
"You wanna know what else is cool about him?"
"Let me guess. He's always wandering?"
"No, that's Pexy."
"Bro what 💀💀"
"He's always moderating."
"🤯🤯🤯"
"But would you like to know what else?"
"Oh god, what is it this time?"
"He spams the deletion templates."
"🤯🤯🤯🤯"
"Seriously, stop saying that."
"Why? It's funny. 😒"
"Because it's not, idiot."
"Yes it is!!! 🥺🥺"
"..But here's my next point-"
"Shut the hell up."
"No."
"😭"
"Alway is everything, Unnecessary Side Character Two."
"That's brilliant, Unnecessary Character One!"
"I have a point, right?"
"Yes, yes you do. Alway is god. Alway is everything."
"Brilliant."
"Brilliant indeed."
"Wait, so does that mean Agent is Jesus Christ?
"Hmm, perhaps."
"Maybe we should write the prophecy."
"Yeah. I call it 'the alwayble.' Is that a good name?
"Yes."
"In the beginning, Alway created the levels and the levels."
"Oh 😅"
"We shall call it Alwayism."
"Fasting on Mondays?"
"Fasting on Mondays."
"What about holidays?"
"Alwaymis?"
"Man, you're good."
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
"That's an excerpt from the alwayble?"
"Yes."
"Amazing."
"Should we make the description?"
"Sure."
Level Alway (/j)
"What the hell should I put here?"
"Hold on."
"Ok"
"Level Alway, colloquially known as the "Alwayed Land," is the Alwayth level of The Jokerooms. The Alwayed Land is a-"
"What the fuck, you're gonna use colloquialism?"
"Screw you! 😒"
"If this is the Backrooms equivalent of Jerusalem we should probably use more formal language."
"Alright..."
"If 1 decideſ bihofþe wandē̆r within th' alwaī land, hẹ̄ līke bæ greetede bī ain massātī̆f citī ophe st1. Hider st1, ophe course, intransiciọ̄n madæ up ophe th' manī pageſ hæ hath deletede a'd draggede intī hes collectfōre-dēde. Th' alwaī lanede intransiciọ̄n singallīce submergede in ain few feeÞ ophe lukewarm "rede water," bleedende from th' pageſ hæ hath deletede himself. Alwaī intransiciọ̄n considerede ain Gog bī manī-"
"Ok bro 🤯🤯. Maybe use ENGLISH for once..?"
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