Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat battled Nyan Cat in Animeme Rap Battles 2. She was voiced by DailyGrace,
And he will also appear in Legendary Rap Battles #3 where he will be played by DarkLink4749
==Information on the Rapper:==
Grumpy Cat (born April 4, 2012), real name Tardar Sauce, is a cat and Internet celebrity known for her grumpy facial expression.
Her owner Tabatha Bundesen says that her permanently grumpy-looking face is due to feline dwarfism. Grumpy Cat's popularity originated from a picture posted to the social news website Reddit by Bundesen's brother Bryan on September 22, 2012. It was made into an image macro with grumpy captions. "The Official Grumpy Cat" on Facebook has over 6 million "likes". Grumpy Cat was featured on the front page of The Wall Street Journal on May 30, 2013 and on the cover of New York Magazine on October 7, 2013.
The Bundesens say that Tardar Sauce's face appears grumpy because of feline dwarfism and an under bite. She and her brother Pokey were born to normal parents with "a flat face, bubble eyes, and a short tail". Tardar Sauce is undersized and has hind legs that "are a bit different". Ironically, Tardar Sauce is calm and "actually really nice," whereas Pokey has a grumpy personality.
"I ran once...it was horrible". A sign paying homage to Grumpy Cat at the Austin Marathon.
According to the Bundesens, Tardar Sauce is a normal cat "99% of the time". Photo sessions are only once a week, and handling by strangers is limited. At SXSW Tardar Sauce made limited two-hour appearances each day as Grumpy Cat.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse One:===
What doesn't kill you pisses me off.
So I'm gonna be the one to fuckin' finish the job!
I eat, I sleep, I excrete, and lick my paws.
You fly through space, that's it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus.
I'll eat you for breakfast and turn you into a nice turd!
Have you seen Titanic? My favorite actor was the iceberg!
I'm a celebrity, I'm in Time Magazine.
The biggest name in pets since, uhh, motherfucking Lassie.
You're a try hard, I didn't even want fame.
Kicking your ass? It's in my DNA!
===Verse Two:===
Crush me with those rhymes? You're batshit delirious.
I had fun once, it was a traumatic experience!
And maybe I am smaller than a midget's fridgid noodle,
But at least I'm not some wanna-be Toaster Strudel.
You ain't shit, you ancient, you're 8 bit, Atari,
Just quit, you won't get these eight tits, I'm sorry!
Cuz the only reason you got to be that tasty,
Is your dad couldn't get pussy so he sexed a pastry!
==Trivia:==
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