Mommie Beerest/Quotes

:Homer: I don't wanna take care of the kids. How many cigars are they allowed to have? Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?
:Marge: Quit playing dumb!
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:Moe Szyslak: My first credit card. Wow, the numbers are all bumpy-like!
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:Homer: Moe's, A Tribute: M is for Moe, the owner of Moe's. O is for the O in the middle of Moe's. E is for acceptance, the feeling I always got here at Moe's.
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:Health Inspector: Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is ripe with Health Code violations.
:Moe: You gotta be kidding. Like what?
:Health Inspector: For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
:Moe: Oh, yeah. Uh, well, ya see, trash day ain't 'til Wednesday, so...
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:Homer: What are you inferring?
:Lisa: I'm not inferring anything. You infer; I imply.
:Homer: Well, that's a relief.
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:Homer: He's only your emotional uncle. I'm your real uncle!
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:Marge: You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
:Homer: And you're my Margie-wargie-bargie-fargie-gargie-margie-targie-largie...
:Moe: I may have dodged a bullet here.
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:Marge: You showed me you could be a really sweet guy. You could make a woman very happy someday!
:Moe: Wow. For realsies?
:Marge: It's true. You'd be quite a catch. If you'd just shower and shave, and stop swearing under your breath.
:Moe: Aww, thanks, Marge. [under his breath] Know-it-all bitch.
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