Chris Leben

“If he never walked again, I’d be cool with that.” - Chris Leben.
"I refuse to lose, check the news and read the interviews." - Chris Leben.
"I love all the fans exept the drunk ones who just boo at everything." - Chris Leben.
"Maybe he should go back to Japan or something where the competition is easier" -Chris Leben before his 1st round KO loss to Anderson Silva.
“I’ll come into the Octagon smelling like liquor and dirty hookers and still put the stomp on these kids.” - Chris Leben revealing a little too much about his nightlife.
"We're gonna hand out beatings and lollipops....looks like we're out of lollipops" -Chris Leben.
"I didn't piss on his sheets.... I spritzed" - Chris Leben talking about pissing on Thacker's sheets.
"Canada is like the attic no one wants to go in" Leben talking shit about Thacker's country.
"Hey POKEMON! Did you shower yet? You cocksucker!" -Leben to Thacker
Chris Leben " I'm not good looking and I can't dance. I'll be back"
"I'm the best fighter in the world. In my mind, I'm the best fighter in the world." - Chris on the first episode.
Chris Leben: I think everyone should pay to watch me fight." - Before losing to Anderson.
"I only got one fuckin 99 cents store fuckin not even goose-down fuckin pillow. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WRESTLING MATCH OVER THAT GREEN PILLOW! IT'S GETTIN' STOLED!" -Chris Leben
"Cutting weight is one of the worst things I've ever gone through. It's the closest thing to torture that I've ever been through. But it's a big part of the fight game. Not making weight is unacceptable. Crying while not making weight is unacceptable, as well." - Chris Leben years later on Bobby Southworth being a puss.
"Things ended up working out great for me. Where's Bobby now? Anybody know?" - Chris Leben on the Tuffest 25 Moments.
"They just stood there in front of each other and beat the crap out of each other. Fireworks. Fireworks. I mean, neither guy refused to back down. It was amazing." - Chris Leben on Forrest-Stephan 1.