Paul Howdy Howdy

== Overview ==
Paul Howdy Howdy is a judge of world records based under a shady tree near Barton Springs.
== Detailed Biography ==
Paul Howdy Howdy first arrives to the show during "Silver & Gold," when Dillon Minacci kidnaps him and brings him to the studio to judge his and Matt Fox's attempt to break the Guinness World Record for "Longest Call on a Radio Show." While Paul doesn't know much about this specific world record, he does further detail Guinness's Austin office, which is just a shady tree near Barton Springs.
Paul is known for taking swag and flags from local bars and redistributing it to people in other bars. He holds most of these flags and swag at a barge in Barton Springs. Paul also holds numerous world records himself, which he keeps track of in a hemp-bound book.
== World Records Held ==
"Most Lighters Bummed in a Single Day"
"Most Chicken Eaten at Barton Springs"
"Most White Claws Consumed in a Single Day"
== Appearances ==
Silver & Gold