Watching Fanmade Agency One-Shots

This is about the S.I.A. and others watching one-shots about themselves.
==Note==
*Everybody loves Agent Tim Blake and hate Special Agent Jerkins.
*Captain Maria Rodriguez secretly adores Agent Tim Blake and is protective of him while not minding the ships between them.
*The female agents love Agent Tim Blake and want to be with him.
*Everyone teases Captain Maria for her not-so-secret care for Tim and enjoy the moments where she crushes on him.
==Prologue: Tim Being Precious==
The agents arrive and are seated.
They are told everything and agree to watch.
(Before we get to the one-shots, here’s Tim being a precious hero:)
The female agents were excited.
(On the first day, Tim is dressed appropriately and acting professional when arriving while saluting at his superior Captain Maria Rodriguez, who gives an approving nod.)
”I bet the captain favors him.” said a smirking Angie.
”Yeah, indeed.” said an agreeing Ellen.
Maria blushed at hearing this.
(When meeting his partner, he is obviously confused by the guy’s immaturity and wondering why they didn’t kick the guy out.)
”Don’t mind him, he does this all the time.” said an annoyed Chief Bullock.
”But we don’t kick him out because he still does his job.” said an also annoyed Commander Jordan.
(On his first job, he shows sadness at the death of a couple named Tom and Marla Lane while comforting their son Bryan and promising him that he'll find the killer, who happened to be the abusive ex Jock Chili.)
Tim comforted Bryan.
(When he confronts the killer, he angrily scolds him for killing an innocent couple out of a selfish and pathetic revenge towards her for rightfully leaving him and towards her husband for getting him kicked out of a Halloween party.)
Bryan hugged him, which was returned.
(While arriving back at the headquarters, he waved kindly to 2 female criminals who praised him for his arrest.)
The female agents found this adorable.
(In the Captain’s office, he smiled in pride as the captain praised him and told him to keep up the good work.)
Captain Maria just adores her little agent.
(On his 2nd job, he found an abusive couple named Jack and Jill Gretzel dead but couldn't find a culprit because everyone, including himself and the daughter Solana, hated the couple and have a motive for killing them.)
Everyone agreed, they hated that couple.
(After questioning everyone, he deduced that it was one of the workers Minny and she confessed that she did it because she saw them hurting Solana and about to do something worst if she didn't interfere.)
Everyone understood the reason and felt bad for her.
(Once she was done confessing, he felt bad for her and assured her that she is still a hero for saving that girl from such a horrible couple and will be speaking to a lawyer on her behalf, much to her gratitude.)
Everyone smiled at hearing that.
Minny smiled at remembering this.
(While she is taken away, he watched tearfully as she tearfully apologized to the crying girl and asked her to be good for everyone.)
Everyone also shed tears.
(When going to the shower room, he blushes when seeing Captain Maria in a towel and looks away respectfully.)
Captain Maria smirked victoriously at this.
(When being congratulated, Maria doesn’t mind him seeing her like this and forgives him for it.)
The female agents don’t mind at all either.
“Does our Captain have a crush?” asked a smirking Ellen.
”So what if I do?” asked a smirking Maria.
Tim blushed as this while Maria winked at him.
(When he asks why, Maria reveals that it’s because she knows that he’s a good kid and heard reports that he kept his eyes close when a girl walks out of the shower room in a towel.)
”And that’s why we don’t mind at all.” said a smiling Angie
Tim blushed at this.
Mason smiled proudly at his best-friend.
(When getting a strange feeling, he asks her about it and is confused when she gets nervous.)
“You don’t know what sex is?” asked a shocked Mason.
”What is sex?” asked a confused Tim.
(During his time at the agency, he is seen doing his job and training to help people.)
“One of my best agents.” said a proud Maria.
Chancellor Oznick was also proud of him.
(When meeting Special Agent Jerkins, he kindly greets him and is genuinely hurt when the latter rudely rebuffs him.)
Everyone glares at this.
“Oh, it’s him.” said a glaring Maria.
“Oh great, that prick again.” said an also glaring Mason.
“We all hate that guy.” said an also glaring Angie.
“It’s a deep, deep hatred.” said an also glaring Ellen.
(When suffering abuse from Jerkins, he tries to handle it to avoid snapping at him while the others glare at Jerkins in hatred.)
”I don’t want that ill-mannered, foul-mouthed, racist, and sexist prick anywhere near my sweet agent.” said an angry Maria.
(When Jerkins makes inappropriate and offensive remarks, Tim tries to get him to stop only to get slapped and yelled at for his troubles.)
The S.I.A. are pissed off at this.
“Special Agent Jerkins, you do not slap or yell at one of my agents.” said a glaring Commander Jordan.
”It’s his fault for not minding his own business.” said an uncaring Jerkins.
(When Captain Maria confronts him, he tearfully admits to the abuse he suffered from Jerkins and that he hates him as she comforts him.)
Captain Maria felt bad for her poor agent.
(Thanks to Captain Maria’s encouragement, he manages to expose Jerkins’ behavior to the public and reveals which hotel he’s staying at so everyone can have a “talk” with him.)
Captain Maria smirked at that.
(When being captured by his toxic ex-girlfriend, he chooses to endure the pain and stay with her so the other hostage can get away in time.)
Captain Maria flinched at this.
(When being rescued by Maria, he tearfully hugs her as she comforts him.)
Tim still hugs her as she hugs back.
(When being nursed for his injuries, he gratefully thanks Maria and finally told her about his toxic relationship.)
A few people felt bad for him.
==Chapter 1: Yandere Maria and Valeria==
They get ready for the 1st one and read the title.
"What's a Yandere?" asked a confused Union Man, still getting used to the world's current cultures.
"A Yandere is a crazy admirer that will do anything to get their crush, even resorting to murder, kidnapping, and sabotage." said a serious Web-Man.
"How do you know all that?" asked a worried Red Witch, his older sister.
"I've played Yandere Simulator and read Yandere Fanfics." said a sheepish Web-Man.
(At the S.I.A. Headquarters, Tim was being his happy and excited self as Maria happily watched.)
*Maria (thought): (smiling) ‘Oh my sweet little Agent, how I enjoy your happiness so much. If only you were mine. We would be so happy together. I know you love me too, you just don’t know it yet. Don’t worry, I’ll help you soon. I really love you, my darling.’
(Secretly, she loves him and wants to be with him but is sadly a Yandere, much to her guilt. She knows that he fears Yanderes because of his toxic ex girlfriend, who she's glad to have killed. However, she’ll not hurt innocent people and only kill bad people that hurt her beloved.)
Maria doesn’t mind this being revealed.
Tim blushed at that.
“Captain, are you a Yandere?” asked a curious Angie.
”Yes, I am.” said a nodding Maria.
(She also promises to not kill his loved ones or friends because she’s not a monster.)
”Thank you.” said a grateful Tim.
”You’re welcome, darling.” said a smiling Maria.
(However, she’s becoming angry because Special Agent Jerkins making advances towards her and mistreating her poor sweet agent.)
Maria was still angry at that.
(Even worst, Jerkins and the H.R.D. are planning to get Tim killed and make it look like an accident so they can continue their illegal operations underground.)
Everyone was enraged to hear this.
Maria was beyond enraged.
(Don’t worry, Maria will deal with them and make sure that they won’t hurt anyone ever again.)
‘I’m coming for you bastards.’ thought a glaring Maria.
(She looked into them but was disgusted to find out that Jerkins is part of the Purists, a Nazi-like group that want to keep the human race pure and frames innocent people or heroes for crimes they didn’t commit. They even support Hitler.)
Everyone was disgusted by this.
(The H.R.D. are also in on it.)
Maria was angered by this.
(However, she got help from her rival Valeria Braga and was shocked to hear that she’s also a Yandere but formed a truce with her.)
“Want to share him?” asked a smirking Valeria.
“Sure, I don’t mind.” said a smiling Maria.
(They both agree to share him but also fell in love with each other as well ever since they were once tied up together and shared a kiss.)
“It’s true, we have a relationship.” said a smirking Valeria.
Maria nodded and shared a kiss with her.
Tim blushed at that.
(They then start taking down the corrupt agency and plan to get Tim but not knock him out, they don’t want to hurt him. They also watched him sleep and found him adorable.)
“It’s true, you’re cute when you sleep.” said a smiling Maria.
”Yeah indeed, honey.” said an also smiling Valeria.
(After getting rid of Jerkins, they softly got Tim and gave him some harmless sleeping meds that would also give him good dreams. Valeria was told about the toxic ex and she had sympathy for Tim.)
”It’s true, I know about it and felt bad.” said a sympathetic Valeria.
“I'm still glad to have killed that bitch for what she did.” said a glaring Maria.
(Fortunately, they captured another toxic ex, tied her up, tortured her, and then killed her. Considering what she did, no one even reported her missing and are glad that she’s gone.)
“Don’t worry, I did that.” said a smirking Valeria.
“Thank you.” said a grateful Maria.
Tim was grateful.
(When Tim woke up, he was scared of them but after hearing their explanation and making them promise to not kill his loved ones, he accepted them and got in a relationship with them.)
“I guess I can accept you.” said a nervous Tim.
“Oh baby.” said a happy Maria and Valeria.
They hug him and kiss him.
Mason was proud of his best friend.
(The S.I.A. found out but didn’t mind and they were glad that the H.R.D. are dead. Angie and Ellen were jealous of the 2 women but wonder if they can share while Mason was proud of his best-friend.)
==Chapter 2: Smoke and Mirrors==
Y/N invited all heroes, fake heroes, villains, civilians, and politicians to watch this.
However, Y/N got worried at the title.
"Agent Blake, you and Miss Oznick can't be here for this viewing, it's too traumatizing for you." said a worried Y/N.
Everyone got worried but the bad people weren't sympathetic.
"Oh please, it's probably just an embarrassing secret." said an uncaring Jerkins. Then he glared at Tim, "You better stay right there and endure it, we won't be wasting our time because of your pathetic weakness.
The good people glare at the corrupt asshole for not showing sympathy towards the guy.
"Tim Blake, it's your choice." said a caring Y/N.
Tim looked between before making his decision and getting up before going over to Babs Oznick, who looked curious.
"Want to be out of this viewing." said a smiling Tim.
"Okay." said a shrugging Babs.
They walked out of it as Captain Maria smiled proudly.
"I'm proud that he stood up to that asshole." said a proud Maria. Then she looked worried, "But why are they not watching with us? Is there something wrong?"
"Ma'am, please read the chapter title." said a sympathetic Y/N.
Maria read it and went eye-wide in horror along with the rest of the S.I.A.
"Oh no." said a worried Maria and Mason.
"Smoke and Mirrors?" asked a confused Henry Oznick, the Green Jokester and brother of Babs.
"It's a yandere song, Henry." said a worried Percy Parkin, the Web-Man and old best-friend of Henry.
"What's wrong, Percy?" asked a worried Mara Maple, the Red Witch and girlfriend of Percy.
"When I heard that song, I could tell what might happen to those two." said a worried Percy.
"Yes, my agent had a toxic ex who was really crazy and dangerous." said a sighing Maria.
"How dangerous?" asked a worried Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man, Web-Man's canon counterpart.
"Just watch." said a sighing Y/N.
(In a dark creepy basement, Tim wakes up and is tied to a chair while looking scared.)
Everyone got worried but Ray Jerkins just shrugged at it.
"What's the big deal?" asked an unconcern Jerkins.
"The big deal is that he's been captured by a stalker." said an annoyed Web-Man, getting irritated by the rude guy.
(He then heard foot steps and sees it's his toxic ex
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