Fantasy Folly

This is the 35th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 7th episode of season 3.
== Transcript ==
(Hoopla is seen going through yet another portal, worried)
Hoopla: Oh god I did a bad thing. I did a really bad thing. I should’ve told the truth back there. Oh well, I can't do anything about that now. What’s this dimension li- (he falls into the next dimension) ow!
???: You there! Can you help me get down from here?
Hoopla: Who the hell are you? Some kind of egg monster?
???: I’m Humpty Dumpty you idiot! Now help me get off this wall before I die!
Hoopla: What kind of dimension is this?
Humpty Dumpty: Something something fairytales. Lots of fairy tales here.
Hoopla: Are you one of them?
Humpty Dumpty: Nope. (falls down and dies)
Hoopla: Oh well, he was just some dumb nursery rhyme anyway.
(Someone taps Hoopla on the shoulder, and he gets startled)
Hoopla: DON’T TOUCH ME I’M ANXIOUS!
Snow White: Are you alright there, little boy?
Hoopla: I am not little!
Snow White: I’m sure you’ll be glad to meet my seven dwarves. You’d fit right in.
Hoopla: I AM NOT LITTLE!
(Sneezy appears next to Hoopla)
Hoopla: Wow am I really that tiny?
Sneezy: ACHOO!
Hoopla: Hey bad timing dude.
Snow White: Do you not want to come with us for a snack or two?
Hoopla: Sorry but I just binge ate Cheerios this morning and my stomach is swearing at me.
Snow White: Swearing?
Sneezy: HOOPLA YOU FOOL! SHE’S TOO PURE AND INNOCENT!
Hoopla: Hey Snow White do you know where babies come from-
Grumpy (is this one of the drawves idk I forgot?): SHUT IT!
Hoopla: The stupid egg who died earlier said this is a fairy tale dimension. Is that correct?
Snow White: Indeed. This world is full of fun filled fairy tales… and the not-so fun ones.
Rumpelstiklstim: Anyone want some ice cream? You'll have to pay a price though!
Hoopla: You gotta offer actual goods instead, keep up with the times dude.
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk: Hey guys has anybody seen my beans?
Snow White: What beans?
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk: MY BEANS. MY SPECIAL BEANS.
Cow that Jumped over the Moon: Oh I put those into my soup.
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk: You what?
Cow that Jumped over the Moon: I was hungry you pissant.
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk: Oh, okay.
(Cut to a few hours later)
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk: Honey is the steak almost finished?
Jack’s Wife: Yeah! Say, where did you find a cow in this fairy tale land?
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk: Let’s just say somebody fell into severe debt.
(Cut back to Hoopla)
Hoopla: This dimension is weird...it does cutaway gags.
Fairy: You don’t notice anything else a bit, strange about this dimension?
Hoopla: Yeah, you're all from a bunch of fairy tale stories my mom read to me when I was four. But as we all know fairy tales and fantasy creatures don’t actually exist.
Fairy: I’m right in front of you.
Hoopla: You’re not a fairy, you're just some mutated fly or something.
Snow White: Hoopla, the more people who don’t believe in us, the more our world gets destroyed. Just look at it!
Hoopla: Come on, the only person who believes in fairy tales is Mr. Crocker. And we all know that guy’s nuts. You guys don’t know who I’m talking about, he was just some dude in another dimension I went to.
(Meanwhile in another dimension)
Mr. Crocker: FAIRIES!
Fairy: Will you shut up already? Yes we exist!
Mr. Crocker: I NEED YOUR FAIRY JUICE FOR MY NEW WORLD ORDER!
Fairy: You're nuts!
(Cut back to the fairytale dimension)
Hoopla: Again with the cutaway gags!
Peter Pan: So I really don't exist?
Hoopla: No, you don't.
Pinocchio: And does that mean I'm not a real boy?
Hoopla: You're not even real in the first place.
Pinocchio: Am too!
Hoopla: Hey isn't your nose supposed to grow when you lie?
Pinocchio: No. (his nose grows an inch) DAMN IT!
Peter Pan: C’mon, green dwarf dude, you gotta believe. We do exist. This isn't a dream. We're all real. (he rips part of his clothing off and gives it to Hoopla) Here, take this.
Hoopla: Fabric. Boring.
Peter Pan: It's real!
Hoopla: Yeah. Real BORING.
Peter Pan: (pouting) You're no fun!
(The prince comes in riding a small bullfrog)
Prince: I love the smell of child labor in the morning. So how's the believe-o-meter?
Hoopla: The what-o-whatia?
Prince: The believe-o-meter! The percentage of people who believe in us! So what is it right now?
Peter Pan: 0.01%.
Prince: 0.01%?! This is worse than that time Crocker stopped believing in fairies! We gotta do something!
Hoopla: Eh, not like I'd be losing anything important.
Hoopla’s conscience: You're an idiot.
Hoopla: Who said that?
Hoopla’s conscience: Me, your conscience!
Hoopla: I HAVE A CONSCIENCE?!
(Hoopla’s conscience jumps on Hoopla’s shoulder, revealing to be a cricket)
Hoopla’s conscience: You moron, fairytales are real!
Hoopla: AAAARGH! A BUG! GET IT OFF ME!
(Suddenly, Hansel and Gretel appear)
Hansel: Gladly!
(Hansel grabs the cricket and rips it in half, with him and Gretel each eating half of it)
Hoopla: EW!
Gretel: Ah, delicious! I was starving!
Hoopla: You might be obese, but I know you’re not real!
Pinocchio: Hey, has anyone seen my cricket?
Gretel: (belches) Nope.
Pinocchio: I hate you.
Hoopla: You guys are pathetic. It’s just a cricket. None of this is real, move on.
Pinocchio: Then what am I?
Hoopla: A fantasy creature from another dimension.
Pinocchio: So are you.
Hoopla: WHAT? I am 100% real!
Gretel: (taking a small bite out of Hoopla) Tastes like fish.
Hoopla: HEY! THAT’S MY FACE YOU JUST TOUCHED!
Hansel: Not touched… ate.
(Suddenly, everyone hears a giant rumble)
Gretel: But we just ate!
Hoopla: Sounds like an earthquake. What fun.
(Papa Bear suddenly appears)
Papa Bear: Somebody toucha my spaghet!
Hoopla: Hey this isn't meme world! Is it?
Papa Bear: Uhh… somebody toucha my spaghet!
(The rumble happens again)
Hoopla: Something is terribly wrong.
Pinocchio: It took you long enough to figure that one out.
Prince: The believe-o-meter is getting at its lowest possible point! What do we do now?
Kid bullfrog: Uhh… get off me, please?
Prince: Oh right. (gets off the frog)
Kid bullfrog: Ribbit! Why aren't people believing in us?! Do people not believe in kissing frogs anymore?!
Hoopla: No, that's just gross.
Prince: C’mon, kid, you gotta believe!
Hoopla: Not falling for it.
(Suddenly a witch appears)
Witch: Why hello there, my little pretties. It seems we are all… DOOMED!
Hoopla: Everyone says that.
Witch: No...something is happening that will be even worse than the destruction of this land. Which I don’t really care about, I’m a witch, I was gonna destroy it anyway. But that’s besides the point. You must follow me into my hut!
Hoopla: Uhhh...that’s like the worst possible choice I could make right about now.
Witch: Ugh. (casts a spell and teleports them to the hut)
Hoopla: What is it? 
Witch: First off, you’re an idiot.
Hoopla: Well-
Witch: I just teleported you to a different location.
Hoopla: Yeah.
Witch: HOW DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRYTALES THEN?!
Hoopla: Portals exist, I go through them all the time.
Witch: And you’ve never seen magic in any other dimension?
Hoopla: Oh no I’ve seen it in other dimensions, like that one magic camp I went to. But magic isn’t directly fairytale related.
Witch: (facepalms) You mean to tell me you can believe in all of this other stuff but not fairytales.
Hoopla: Well, yeah. In my world, all these fairytales were written by real people. There’s evidence that they are just fiction.
Witch: Let me tell you something about the multiverse. Anything that can exist will exist. If someone writes a story, it will have a dimension where it exists. If a dimension like this exists, then there will be a dimension where it’s just written by someone. There is no first cause of the creation of these worlds. Anything that can ever exist simply just does.
Hoopla: I guess that makes sense.
Witch: SO DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRYTALES NOW?! CAN WE GET PAST YOUR STUPIDITY AND GET TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND?!
Hoopla: Mmm...sure. Why not.
Witch: Good. Now...do you know anything about a Shadow Monster?
Hoopla: Huh, strange, the last dimension I was in told me that the Shadow Monster was inside me. But that’s impossible, the Shadow Monster was just some one-off villain I defeated on a barren island.
Witch: No...they are telling the truth.
Hoopla: How. I clearly remember defeating it.
Witch: I can sense you are not remembering all of it. There is something you have forgotten. (starts performing a spell) It’s time you get your memory back.
(Flashback to Danger: War Zone)
Doclement: Erm...think hard Hoopla! Go deep into your memory, try to remember anything you might have on you! Don’t give up! Think from the start to the core of your brain!
Hoopla: Core… (Hoopla pulls out the Shadow Button) I...remember!
…
Doclement: A portal. Pressing the button while focusing on something will send you to the core of that object. By looking at the readings of this area, it looks like it’s gonna implode on itself, causing the button to destroy itself and making us forget this interaction. 
…
Hoopla: Destroy the meteor at all costs. That’s what I want.
(The Shadow Button starts to shake and crack)
Hoopla: Yes! That’s it! We’re almost there!
(The Shadow Button breaks, and the whole place explodes, turning white. But a millisecond before the meteor imploded on itself, the soul of the shadow monster quickly escaped through a crack in the button, and injected itself into Hoopla’s veins, without him noticing)
…
Hoopla: Forgot...about...uh...how did I destroy the asteroid again? I can’t remember…
(flashforward)
Hoopla: Holy crap! Using the Shadow Button to destroy the meteor made me forget all about it! And the Shadow Monster is inside me! (panicking) Why is it inside me?! How do you guys all know about it?! What is going on?!
Witch: I was able to sense the darkness inside you. The tale of the Shadow Monster is incomplete. No one truly knows who and what it is. All we knew was that somewhere, throughout all the dimensions, the gods locked up a being made purely of shadow, a being so powerful that if unleashed, it could destroy all worlds. Anyone who tried looking for it never returned. Except you. Somehow, you found it. And it has deemed you as a worthy host, as it has been slowly taking over you. Once it fully takes over and becomes a 3D being once again, it is hopeless.
Hoopla: Oh man…
Witch: (nods) It’s a lot to take in. Unfortunately, no one really knows why the Shadow Monster exists, or what the gods have to do with it. It’s not important, however. You need to figure out a way to get it out of you before it’s too late.
Hoopla: Should I tell Iris or Bloxyl?
Witch: Oh, telling them would surely get you killed. Well, that’s all I needed to tell you.
(The witch teleports them back to where all the fairytale creatures were.)
Fairytales: You believed! You saved us! Hooray.
Hoopla: Yeah…
(Bloxyl comes out of a portal)
Bloxyl: Good job on getting this place fixed.
Hoopla: Uh-huh.
Bloxyl: Okay...well, for this next dimension...to be honest, I didn’t think you would solve this one so quickly. We haven’t actually decided what the next place is gonna be. We’ll figure it out while you float in the wormhole between dimensions.
Hoopla: Alright. (jumps into the portal)
Bloxyl: I just hope nothing messes up, we’ve never done something like this before. (pause) Nah, it’ll be just fine.
(Bloxyl goes into the portal as the episode ends)
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