WOF Weirdness

== Warning ==
There will be censored words.
If you faint at the sight of censors or fear yeeted dragons, I advice you to stop being such a baby. Proceed.
== Introduction ==
It is just as the title says. Do I really need to explain this? Dang. Apparently I do cause I'm still here so-
== 1 - Dragonets of Weirdos ==
*WCU appears out of no where before anyone can speak*
WCU: REALLY?
*WCU disappears*
*All the DoDs exchange glances*
Tsunami: So what is the point of this?
Starflight: I- uh...
Glory: Admit it. You don't know- also- where is your blind fold... and why are your eyes flashing rainbow colors?
Starflight: WCU "apparently" didn't know my eye color... so... here we are...
Clay: Dang.
Sunny: Uh... so are we supposed to just talk?
Clay: It made more sense when I signed up...-
Glory: Why is the title 'Dragonets of Weirdos'?
Tsunami: WHAT?!?!?
Glory: It is right above us... how could you not see it? Did Starflight's blindness rub off on you?
Tsunami: *heavy angry breathing*
Glory: Also, the title sounds like something Kestrel would call us...
*Kestrel randomly comes out of no where*
Kestrel: Even out of this story you are a weirdo!!!!!!
Glory:...
Glory: Excuse me?
Sunny: Calm down, Glory... Clay stop eating so much! You'll choke!
*silence*
*Tsunami and Glory step near Kestrel and then abruptly yeet her*
Clay: Wut-
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 2 - Talking Dead ==
*Out of no where random dead dragons appear in the room*
Blister: What the f---?!?!!?!?
Blister: Why, in the name of the three moons, am I here?!?!?!?!?!
Gill: *shrugs*
Viper: *Isn't paying attention cause she some how has airpods on*
Blister: Where'd you get those..?
Viper: Huh? Why am I here?
Blister: I just asked that!
*WCU appears, shocking all the dead*
WCU: Just go along with it!!! *whispers* and I thought the walking dead in movies were stupid*
*WCU takes Viper's airpods before disappearing*
Viper: Hey! I don't want to hear these old dragons ramble!!!
Kestrel: Excuse me??
Gill: *slaps his talons on his face*
*Oasis randomly enters*
Oasis: BLISTER! Get out of this stupid story and help Burn with the chores!!!!
Blister: You're not the boss of me, mother!!! *crosses talons*
*Burn comes in*
Burn: Help me or suffer!
Blister: No!
Burn: *rolls eyes*
Gill: Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
Blister: Ooo! Just roasted by your own prisoner!!
*Oasis grabs both Blister and Burn and they some how teleport away*
*Whiteout appears*
Whiteout: Oops. Wrong room!
*Whiteout disappears*
*silence*
Viper: I-
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 3 - Whirlpool got discord ==
*Viper appears*
Viper: This thing really like to cut off dragons, doesn't it??"
*WCU kicks Viper*
Whirlpool: Can we do this in a discord server? I want to test out my new account.
WCU: You realize that dragons don't have internet, right?
Whirlpool: Shut up
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whirlpool: What?? That was sh-
== 4 - Peacemaker is stupid (aka. BRING BACK DARKSTALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ==
Peacemaker:...
WCU: *annoyed look and rolls eyes* This is... ugh... 'Peacemaker' (aka. Darkstalker). Tell us more about yourself, brat- I mean Peacemaker.
Peacemaker: Aka who?
WCU: You know, the giant "as so called evil" Night/Ice that was turned into you by a strawberry? Learn your history, bro.
Peacemaker: Oh.
Peacemaker: *invites Darkstalker from discord*
*Darkstalker joins*
WCU: I- What-
Darkstalker: Sup.
WCU: mind. blown.
Darkstalker: I can tell. All I see in your mind is explosions.
*Peacemaker leaves because Darkstalker joined*
WCU: YES!!! STUPID PEACEMAKER GO BOOM! *happy snoopy dance*
Darkstalker: I realize why this is called "WOF Weirdness" now...
*Kinkajou appears out of no where with a strawberry*
Kinkajou: EAT THE STARWBERRY!!!! *starts chasing him with it*
WCU: OHMYGOD THE DEMON OF STRAWBERRIES HAS BEEN SUMMONED!!!!!! *grabs "magical death slipper* CHARGE!!!!!
*grows into a cat fight and ends up like the SandWing Succession but with magical death slippers*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 5 - Magical Death Slipper War!!!! ==
Tsunami: Oh god. Don't tell me there will be another prophecy involving magical death spit and magical death slippers?
Glory: OH IN THE NAME OF THE THREE MOONS!!! IT IS NOT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT!!!
Sunny: Is it just me, or does it seem like a Darkstalker graphic novel seem like it'd be censored?
*silence*
*Darkstalker enters*
Darkstalker: Are you talking about me? Also, don't go out there... magical death slipper crossfire is happening.
Sunny: No. The book about you.
Darkstalker: So you are talking about me?
Sunny: I just said no. The book.
Darkstalker: So really, you just don't want to admit you're talking about me?
Sunny:...
Sunny: *heavy (annoyed) sigh* No. The book. Which is about you.
Sunny: Wait-
Darkstalker: Really, you're talking about me.
Sunny: I need to rethink that statement- hold on- let me message all my fanon ships-
*200,000 ship-to-ship messages later*
Sunny: I am but I am not talking about you- guys?
*everyone is sleeping*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 6 - Raining Anemones ==
Anemone: Sorry, busy. I'm helping Tamarin rn. TTYL!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WCU: But-
== 7 - Queen Coral needs to retire because Gill said so ==
Coral: Wait. He did? Since when????
Gill: Don't believe the crazy lies that this maniac is saying!!!
*Gill gets kicked*
Coral: If I retire, who will take my crown?
Orca: I can *evil grin*
Coral:...
Coral: Heck no.
*Moonwatcher and Turtle enter*
Turtle: Mother, I saw so more dang ship art of me and moon. Can you tell them we're friends?!!?
Coral: I'm retiring.
Turtle:...
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 8 - Ripnami vs. Whirlnami ==
Whirlpool: What.
Tsunami: What are you doing here?! You're dead!
Riptide: Uh...
Whirlpool: All I wanted to be was king!! 😭
Tsunami: Shut the f--- up
Whirlpool: Can you just marry me?
Tsunami: I'm not marrying your dead a--
*Coral poofs out of no where*
Coral: Tsunami stop cursing! Also I'm retiring.
Tsunami:...
Tsunami: Says the queen who was cursing at one of the royal nursery guards.
Coral: What are these two doing here?
Tsunami: *shrugs*
Tsunami: Well I have students to teach, see you.
*WCU yeets Tsunami*
*silence*
Riptide: I- Uh- better go... 😬
*WCU yeets all (Whirlpool gets yeeted in dragon he||)*
== 9 - Tryin' to find Peril ==
Clay: Peril! Gosh, why does this market have to be so large?
Clay: *gets hit with a big idea*
Clay: *trying his best to sound like a female* Oh! I hate Clay! He is so fat and ugly! He deserved to die from the dragonbite viper!
Clay: *waiting*
*screaming in the background as smoke rises from some where in the market* 
Peril: Stay where you are so I can burn you to ash!!!!!!
Clay: There she is.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Peril yeets a random burned up SkyWing*
== 10 - Morrowseer VS. Chameleon... who's a better villian? ==
*WCU summons Morrowseer and Chameleon from the dead*
Morrowseer:...
Chameleon:...
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 11 - Hallelujah! ==
Starflight: Thank the three moons!
Clay: What?
Starflight: I'm not blind in this story.
Glory: Welp, the person who is writing this is blind in the brain...
*WCU appears*
WCU: Heyyyyy, I ain't stupid! Wait- *intense thinking*
Starflight why is the title hallelujah?
WCU: HALLELUJAH!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 12 - More Weirdness ==
*awkward silence*
Random Peep: WCU! Teleport someone into this or something!!
WCU: SHADDUP! I'mma playin' roblox with le bUdDiEs! 
Random Peep: But- 
WCU: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
*Bellatherainseahybrid2.0 has been added to the writers list* 
Random Peep: Yes! Our savior! 
WCU: HALLELUJAH!!!! 
Older Anemone: You're stupid 
WCU: ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *laser eyes* 
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
==13 - BLUE FLAVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
Coral: Okay, Auklet. Which flavor do you want? Strawberry, Orange, Lemon, Grape, or Blueberry? 
Auklet: BLUE FLAVOR!!!! 
Coral: So... blueberry? 
Auklet: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! BLUEE FLAVORRRR 
Coral: AUKLET! THERE IS NO SUCH THING IN ALL OF PRYYHIA AS BLUE FLAVOR!!! 
Auklet: BLUE FLAVORRRRR 
Coral: She's just a child... 
WCU: bLuE fLaVor! 
Coral: DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!! ARGHHHHH!!!! 
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
==14 - Why did WCU write this? (Aka. Starflight is a walking, talking bookshelf)==
Tsunami: WCU, why did you even write this stupid piece of trash?
WCU: I-
Starflight: "WOF weirdness" is a page for Wings of Fire fans to read their favorite book series get turned into a series of stupid memes and puns for a good laugh. This fits in with the fair rights usage, covering creative alterations and parody, which is something scavengers need a proper place to do it at, and "WOF weirdness" is the place for that. WCU created this for other users to enjoy and laugh at, even with all the stupidity that gets other dragons in trouble. For the intended project, WCU has succeeded in making others laugh and will continue to write more stupid-ness till the end of time.
Tsunami: What?
Starflight: In simpler language, its a joke.
WCU: I-
Tsunami: No, in 'what I wasn't listening?' is what I meant for when I said "what", do you think I'm stupid? I can't understand your ramble very well.
Starflight: I'd say otherwise when you failed the Jade Mountain Teacher's test after I gave a lecture about it..
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
== 15 - THERES A BEE? ==
Hai it’s me Bellatherainseahybrid2.0 this my first one
Sora: Hai my name is Sorba with a B I have an extreme fear of insects…..
Tamarin: Where?
Sora: Huh?
Tamarin: Where is the B?
Sora: THERES A BEE? (A bee = Icicle)
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 16 - Halo or Hello?!? ==
Sunny: Can you guys stop calling me cute? I'm not cute.
Sunny: I'm mean and scary and I'll kick your tail...
Sunny: So.. thanks 😊
Starflight: Sooo cute...
Sunny: I JUST STOP CALLING ME F------ CUTE!! ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Starflight: AAAAHHH!!!
Sunny: AHHHHHH!!!
Starflight: AHHHHH!!!
Glory: *walks in* Is this some sort of screaming contest?
Tsunami: Yup.
Sunny: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Glory: *walks back out*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starflight and Sunny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
== 17 - Yeet!!!!! ==
=== Amazon! ===
Clay: *walking around trying to find the right package address that Amazon put*
Clay: *finds it and puts it down, knocks on door then leaves*
=== Fed-Ex! ===
Peril: *walks around with fireproof boxes*
Peril: *sees address and kicks boxes onto door step*
=== Ups! ===
Tsunami: *drives up to doorstep and throws boxes* YEET!
Tsunami: *sees camera*
Tsunami: Sh**
Camera: I SAW THAT!
Tsunami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== 18 - Goodbye ==
=== I'm sad to say, this will be the last "WoF Weirdness" short story I, WCU, will be posting. Bella may continue but I won't any longer. Once in a while I might come to see how its doing, but this will be the last one from me. Enjoy! ===
Tsunami: So what? Bella will keep us alive!
Sunny: Tsunami! Be nice! WCU created this, after all!
Tsunami: Thats why I'm not being nice
Tsunami: This thing ruined my reputation in the sea kingdom!
Glory: Do you think mine is any better?????
Tsunami: Ughh, yes, it is because you get free fish!
Glory: Rotten fish... *takes fish off of face*
THE END FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== NO ENDS ==
Hi there it’s me Bella and heck nah this thing is not ending who do you think you are WCU with the “might” bro I got a lot up my sleeve.
Clay: What in the world is this
Tsunami: that’s a Hot Dog 
Clay: then I’ll eat it *eats*
Tsunami: no- that was a literal hot dog
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