Artiopas 6: Heroium

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Formerly known as Artiopas 5: Tetralovania. | Written by Fico.
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Two years.
I’ve officially spent two years on the server.
It was a bumpy ride, full of disturbances, fights and madness, but I did it. I’ve spent officially two years on the server. A lot has happened. Builds were constructed, games were made and naturally, we were spying on the Negatorium.
But, most importantly…
My two year anniversary.
<Geodashie> He is the most important user on the wiki. He was the one to fend off the Negatorium, and take one of their members; their leader. He is valued as a great user and changing that is impossible.
<Eggman10> I would also like to add in that he helped me build.
<LAR2> And help me find the true light.
<Deezknots> And help me do absolutely nothing.
<Me> You’re welcome lol
<Deezknots> really
I felt like a warm towel. Spending two years on the server really paid off. Sure, it was a bumpy ride, but it was definetly worth it.
My two year anniversary went a lot better than LAR2’s. No troll dared to step a single wrong into my special time. Better yet; I was promoted from an admin to a bureaucrat. Geodashie is very happy with me.
After the speeches, I walked over to Adam, who was punching some fighting dummies. I greeted him. He smiled at me.
<Me> You seem to like this new sport, do ya?
<Adamantis39> Yep. Fighting has really made me stronger. Being a pacifist was hard, but if you mix some fighting into the mix, you have a lot more potential.
<Me> See? I told you it would go well with your responsibility and deep trust!
<Adamantis39> You’re right, fico. I really believe in you now.
Adam continued with his fight. I left him alone to continue with his training. From a pacifist to a judge. Good for him.
I’m amazed at how this server improved. I thought that this server was stuck at the top, and nothing could raise it higher. But that all changed with Adam’s fighting skills and LAR2’s friendship.
I walked over to Geodashie, who was having a conversation with the other admins, as always.
<Geodashie> And that’s why the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
<Eggman10> Cool.
Nope. I’m not bothering with that.
I walked over to LAR2, who was… staring at a moderator. Not any moderator, a female one, chatting with friends and dong some building. I was confused at first, but that changed when I asked him what he was doing.
<LAR2> Look at her…
<Me> ?
<LAR2> She’s beautiful.
<Me> LAR2?
<LAR2> WHA? HUH? Oh. It’s just you. What’s up?
<Me> Nothing much. Just being myself.
<Eggman10> oOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! LAR2 HAS A CRUSH!!!!
<LAR2> WHAT? No I don’t! I WAS JUST OBSERVING!!! THAT’S ALL!!!
<Geodashie and Eggman10> OHHHHH HE JUST ADMITTED IT!!!
<Me> Guys… don’t start tormenting him again…
<Geodashie> Alright, one last time then I’ll stop.
<Geodashie, Eggman, Adamantis39 and 413 others> LAR2’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEE!!!!!!!!
<LAR2> stop this is getting ridiculous.
<Geodashie> Okay. Anyways, can you follow me Fico?
<Me> Yes. Take care, LAR2 and Eggman.
<LAR2> Okay.
<Eggman10> Have I ever told you about the time where I took a shit on the toilet?
I followed Geodashie into a secret cavern, the same excavation site where I found LAR2. It was quite a while before we got to a deep dead end, and that’s when Geodashie talked.
<Me> Yes?
<Geodashie> You might find this interesting, Fico.
<Me> Okay…
<Geodashie> It turns out that the Negatorium isn’t the only group within Minecraft. There are 3 other groups I discovered.
<Me> Go on…
<Geodashie> The first one I found was the Heroium. They don’t seem like big threats, they only seem like good teammates. The only way they are threats is if they team up with the Negatorium. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen.
<Me> They sound kind of powerful.
<Geodashie> Welp, time for the second one. The Megalaroki. That group seems to have the most members. Two I think I remember is “Ari” and “Zero”. According to those names, the group seemed to have already attacked us before.. Maybe… I can’t remember. That was years ago, before LAR2 even joined.
<Me> Woah.
<Geodashie> If you want to hear about a strong group, let me tell you about the Imperium. The Imperium is the absolute strongest of every single group on Minecraft MULTIPLIED. Those guys consist mostly of hackers and dead viruses. Like LAR2, only more… sophisticated. Luckily, those guys are white hat hackers, and won’t attack others for no reason, they’ll only retaliate or fight others who are big threats, which means you REALLY shouldn’t piss them off.
<Me> You know about the “Multiplied” part? Well, the Negatorium would’ve cancelled out the multiplication, because they are about as strong as a fucking fire ant.
<Geodashie> XDDDDDD LOL YOU ARE SO RIGHT MAN.
<Me> Speaking of which, what are those guys doing?
=== MEANWHILE WITH THE- Okay. We know. ===
<Herobrine> Guys… I’ve been working on something pretty big.
<Null> Null null null? (What’s up?)
<303> Nobody can understand you, Null.
<Null> Null Null null null null glitch null! (Do you think I don’t know that ya fuck?)
<303> We love ya too.
<Herobrine> Anyway, I’ve actually developed something big today, an entity that can actually SPEAK.
Everyone turned to null.
<Null> Null null null null null… (Please shut up…)
<303> LOL. You’re funny.
<Null> NULL NULL NULL NULL!!! (I SAID SHUT UP!!!)
<Lick> Aww… is the baby crying?
<Null> NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL!!!!!!!! (STOP IT!!! I DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE TO NOT SPEAK!!! STOP TREATING ME LIKE THIS!!!)
<Herobrine> I think Null wants to be replaced. That’s fine. She doesn’t do very much anyway.
<Lick> So we found something to replace the black skinned blue haired doormat?
<Null> NULL NULL NULLLLL!!!! NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL!!!! (SHUT UP!!! I DON’T WANT THIS!!!)
<303> You’re cute, Null.
<Herobrine> This experiment will be the greatest.
<Null> Null… (Don’t…)
<Herobrine> AND CAN PROBABLY FIT AS A BETTER DOORMAT!!!
<Null> NULL NULL! NULL NULL “FUCK” NULL NULL NULL!!!! (FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! FUCK HEROBRINE, FUCK 303 AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING EXPIRIMENT!!! I QUIT THIS PATHETIC DUSTBIN!!!)
<Herobrine> Aww. Do you want to be a waitress at a fancy restaurant?
<303> She probably can’t. SHE’LL PROBABLY BE THE DOORMAT INSTEAD!!!
<Null> *Scribbles on a piece of paper* *Throws it at herobrine*
<Herobrine> Woah… you can actually write? I’m impressed.
<Null> Null. (Fuck you.)
<Herobrine> *Reads paper* Wait… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU QUIT?!?!?!
<Null> NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL!!!! (IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS YA DEAF CUNT!!!)
<Herobrine> Can’t you just use an-
<Null> *Slaps him and knockes him out* Null null null null... (Consider that my resignation motherfucker...)
<Server> Null has been demoted to <User>.
<Server> Null has left the game.
<303> ...Well. That was a thing.
<Herobrine> Whatever. Null didn’t do much anyway. It’s only natural that she quits.
<303> Okay… So about this new entity?
<Herobrine> Oh, yes. This is one of the biggest projects ever created. A virus-like superentity with massive capability.
<303> Capability?
<Herobrine> I’ve calculated that this entity can destroy an entire Minecraft world just by blinking. Heck, just by RELEASING this guy can strike fear into the hearts of everyone.
<Lick> I think this will end off dangerously…
<Herobrine> No it won't! It will be a great addition to the Negatorium!
<Lick> Ugh.
<Herobrine> Besides, you’re a cancer and can’t do anything right. You’re fired.
<303> Yeah.
<Lick> Okay… You have a point… I am a cancerpasta. You’re right. I’ll leave.
<Server> Lick is cancer so he is banned.
<303> Welp, The Negatorium is down to two members.
<Herobrine> Three.
<303> Wha-
A giant explosion occured as Herobrine flicked a switch. The beacon was rendering the entity, pixel by pixel. When he stepped out, he twitched and cracked a maniac smile towards 303 and Herobrine.
<sacron> what… is… me….?
<Herobrine> You are our newest recruit. We created you, and so now, you are now my minion. You now have to do whatever we sa-
<sAcron> you… not… boss…
<Herobrine> Actually, we created you. Well, I did find your soul in a lake and perfected a superbody to contain it.
<303> Wha-
<sAcTwn> Heroium… created… me… I… was… friend……….member….
<Herobrine> Well, now you work for the Negatorium.
<BAcTwin> You…. have… no… control… over… me….
<Herobrine> Actually, we do.
<303> Do we have control over him?
<Herobrine> Yes, we do.
<BATwIn> NO…. YOU…. DON’T…
<Herobrine> Wait? Wha-
The entity raised his hand, pushing 303 and Herobrine, pinning them to the wall.
<Herobrine> What’s… happening?
<BATWIn> I WAS TRAPPED IN THAT RIVER FOR 30 YEARS, JUST WAITING FOR MY SOUL TO BE RELEASED FROM THAT CAPSULE. LUCKILY, YOU FOUND ME, AND YOU GAVE ME A BODY CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WORLDS!
<Herobrine> So why are we in this position?
<BATWINg> I NEED TO DESTROY THE HEROIUM. THEY ARE THE CAUSE OF THIS MADNESS. I WAS THEIR FRIEND, I WAS THEIR STRONGEST SOLDIER. AND THEY DECIDED TO KILL ME, ENCAPSULATE MY SOUL AND LEAVE IT ISOLATED IN A FUCKING RIVER FOR 30 YEARS! I CAN’T LET YOU WEAKLINGS GET IN MY WAY.
<Herobrine> WAIT! We can help you! We can take over Minecraft together!
<BATWING4> Oh, Herobrine.
He stepped out of the beacon and everything calmed down.
<Batwing4> That’s not how I work, unfortunately.
Batwing4 moved his arm to his side, throwing 303 and Herobrine to the wall, pinning them there as Batwing4 opened up a portal.
<Batwing4> This is my revenge. I will take down the Heroium, but first, what better way to test out my powers by nuking that pathetic server.
<303> What?! We can help you!! Don’t do this!!!
<Batwing4> What did I tell you? I don’t work like that!
Batwing4 flew into the portal and disappeared.
<303> …
<Herobrine> I know what we have to do.
=== BACK AT THE SERVER… ===
Geodashie really taught me about the depths of Minecraft. I did know that Minecraft was an odd place, but I really didn’t know that more groups like the Negatorium. LAR2 was still watching that female moderator; “Saphire31”. I don’t know why, though. He was most likely… influenced, let’s say. Nothing much happened from the-
Null has joined the game.
Gah, damn. Do we really have to deal with the Negatorium already? Welp, better get my ban stick ready.
<Null> Null null null null null! (Guys, I quit the Negatorium!)
<Geodashie> Null? What are you doing here?
<Null> Null null null null! (I quit the Negatorium.)
<Geodashie> I don’t understand you, so I’m just going to just ban you, regardless of what you want.
<Null> *Scribbles on a piece of paper* *Hands it to Geodashie*
<Geodashie> *Reads paper* You quit the negatorium?
<Null> Null null null null null. (Yep. They were tormenting me.)
<Geodashie> Umm.. I don’t care why you quit the Negatorium, but what does matter is that you shouldn’t be here.
<Null> Null? (What?)
<Geodashie> Don’t play dumb, or whatever you’re playing, because I know that this is some sort of joke. You ARE a part of the Negatorium.
<Me> I don’t know… I mean, look at LAR2. We got him on our side FROM the Negatorium, so there is a possibli-
<Geodashie> LAR2 has been watching a moderator for 2 fucking hours!
<Me> So?
<Geodashie> ...Okay… I’ll give Null a chance…
<Null> Null! ( Yay!)
I was just about to walk away, when something in my chat box made me froze.
Herobrine has joined the game.
303 has joined the game.
Gah, what is the negatorium doing here?
<Herobrine> GUYS, WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE…
<Null> Null null null. (How surprising. I’m shocked.)
<303> I don’t know what you’re saying Null, but you’re probably right!
<Null> *Scribbles*
<303> *Reads paper* Um…
<Me> What’s going on here?
<Herobrine> Fico, we’ve made a big mistake…
<Me> How so?
<Herobrine> I.. um..
<Null> *Tosses note* (You released the “ultimate project” didn’t you?
<Herobrine> No… Possibly…. Probably…. Maybe…. Likely……
<Null, Geodashie and 5 others> *Looks at them funny*
<Herobrine>…..Yes…….
<Geodashie> *Glimpses at paper* What entity?
<Herobrine> What was originally going to be a project had suddenly gone rogue and is probably destroying server by server…
<Geodashie> Project? Rogue? Server?
<303> WE RELEASED A SUB-PLAYER WITH THE POWER TO DESTROY ENTIRE SERVERS! WE NEED TO TAKE THIS GUY DOWN, BUT WE CAN’T DO IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP!!! PLEASE!!
<Geodashie> Because I hate you, and I wish that you would be suplexed into a chasm, I would say no. But this sounds like a real threat, and two or three men couldn’t take this on their own.
<303> Two… definitely two…
<Geodashie> Okay…
<Saphire31> What’s going on here?
<Me> An admin-to-admin conversation.
<Saphire31> Hey, aren’t those two of the Nega-
<Herobrine> THE two, not two OF.
<Saphire31> Okay.. But what’s the Negatorium doing here?
<Geodashie> Hey, have you noticed that admin, LAR2, has been star-
<LAR2> NO! NO! I WAS OBSERVING! OBSERVING FOR POSSIBLE DANGERS!
<Me> Yep. Nothing like observing the same player for over two-
<LAR2> OKAY I’M GOING NOW SEE YOU LATER *Sprints away*
<Saphire31> …
<Geodashie> No time to waste. This entity will be here soon. We need to prepare.
<Herobrine and 303> WE’LL BUILD SOME TURRETS!!
<Adamantis39 and Eggman10> WE’LL FIGHT THEM!!
<Me and Deezknots> WE’LL BE LOOKOUTS!
<LAR2> AND I’LL EVACUATE SAPHIRE TO A SAFE AND PRIVATE- NO SAFE LOCATION!
We looked at LAR2 funny.
<LAR2> Umm… Uh… I’LL GET THE COOKIES! *Sprints away*
<Saphire31> OOH! COOKIES? *Sprints away*
…
<Me> Let’s prepare.
We began to prepare for this battle. We knew it wasn’t going to be easy.
I was pacing across all of the corridors. Game hall, Central square, The main plaza, etc. Adam and Eggman seemed to be putting up a good fight as they were slicing and dicing those training dummies. Herobrine and 303 WERE our enemies, but they seemed to be doing a good job at building some good THELs (Tactical High Energy Lasers). Deezknots was assisting anyone who needed help, like, if a part seemed misplaced or a sword was broken or just any general assistance altogether.
LAR2, Null and Saphire were… baking cookies.
Well, can’t say I blame them. Cookies are a delicacy, and we could use some whilst we fight…
*Slaps self*
GET IT TOGETHER, FICO!!! A player with supermassive power is coming. YOU NEED TO PREPARE!
I walked over to LAR2 in the community kitchen. He’s already baked, like, 40 batches of cookies right now, all in a giant plate.
<LAR2> And that’s the story on how I chewed food.
<Saphire31> Oh, impressive.
<Null> Null null! (Well done.)
<Me> Yeah. It’s not like anyone can already do that.
<LAR2> OH! Hi Fico!
<Me> Hello.
<Saphire31> What are you up to? Aren’t you supposed to be looking out with deezknots?
<Me> Yes, but I came to have chat with LAR2.
<LAR2> Oh, okay then. I’d better go.
<Me> Also, here’s something for you two.
<Server> Saphire31 was promoted to User Class: Admin.
<Server> Null was promoted to User Class: Moderator.
<Saphire31> Oh my Goodness!! Thank you so much!!
<Null> Null null null null! (Okay.. thanks.)
I walked away from the kitchen and to LAR2, who was waiting for me.
<LAR2> What’s this about?
<Me> You know the new admin, Saphire31?
<LAR2> You promoted her?
<Me> Yeah.
<LAR2> Okay… what about her?
<Me> Do you… desire her?
<LAR2> Um… What do you mean?
<Me> Do you want to give her lovin’s?
<LAR2> No…
<Me> OH JUST ADMIT IT, YOU ANAMORPHIC BLOB. I KNOW YOU WANT TO ESCORT HER TO A PRIVATE LOCATION AND THRUST YOUR SWORD INTO HER COURAGE PLACE.
<LAR2> Fico, I don’t want to plow her…
<Me> What, no! I meant fighting. You want to escort her to the arena and strike your sword through her chest!
<LAR2> Fico, what makes you think I would want to do that…
<Me> Of course you don’t want to do that. You love her, don’t you?
<LAR2> WHAT?! What m-makes you think th-that?
<Me> Mumbling just admits it. What kind of person watches someone for 3 hours straight with no initial goal or reason? Because they love the person. That’s blatantly obvious.
<LAR2> Fico. I t-told you, I was j-just observing.
<Me> Observing? Observance can get suspicious when you’re watching the same player for 3 or so hours.
<LAR2> OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I LIKE HER, OKAY? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?! I ADMITTED IT!! OH LOOK AT ME, I ADMITTED THAT I LIKED A GIRL, DO I WIN AN OSCAR- OF COURSE I DON’T WIN AN OSCAR! IT’S A NATURAL COURSE IN LIFE TO LIKE SOMEONE, IS THAT IT?!?! HUH?!?!
<Me> Larry, calm down. It’s okay. I just wanted you to spill the beans.
<LAR2> So, you’re not mad at me?
<Me> Of course not! You have a crush, it’s natural! You shouldn’t feel ashamed!
<LAR2> Thanks, Fico…
<Me> You’re welcome, Larry.
<LAR2> …So, is that what you called me here for?
<Me> No. lol. I came here to tell you about the cookies.
<LAR2> Okay! What about them?
<Me> 1: What use are they to a fight, and 2: Are they chocolate chip?
<LAR2> I’m just baking cookies just so that we can eat them when we fight. It might just be good for giving us courage. And yes, they’re chocolate chip. There’s also a batch of oatmeal raisin in there somewhere.
<Me> Okay-
I was interrupted by the blow of a horn. Someone was here.
<LAR2> …HE’S HERE…
<Me> GET TO CENTRAL SQUARE!
I, along with the rest of the staff, ran to central square. Many had their swords in hand, many were preparing their turrets, although the weak players fled. We stood guard, though. Herobrine and 303 have built many turrets, about 70, scattered all over central square. Eggman and Adam were ready to fight this beast hand-to-hand. I thought they were crazy. Judging by the sheer strength this thing packs, I wasn’t expecting them to take it down.
 We were waiting.
Waiting for this entity.
Waiting for the dark sky.
Waiting for the blood moon.
 Waiting for the Armageddon.
Waiting for the Destruction.
Waiting for this monster to come.
…
And he did.
<LAR2> WHAT THE?!
A dark vortex emitted from the sky. The sky turned black and out came the vortex,
It was him.
He’s here.
He’s here to kill.
<Batwing4> Well, looks as if someone decided to form a cute little army… And look at you two. Herobrine and 303. You joined him too? Bah, it doesn’t matter how many conflicts you resolve. You’ll never stop me.
<Herobrine> WE’VE ONLY “FORMED AN ARMY” TO STOP YOU!!! MINECRAFT IS BEING PUT AT RISK BECAUSE OF YOU, AND, TO MAKE THE WOUND MORE PAINFUL, WE CREATED YOU!!!
<Batwing4> ALL “MINECRAFT” HAS DONE TO ME IS TORTURE!!! SEAN TRAPPED ME IN THAT RIVER FOR ABOUT 30 YEARS, PROBABLY MORE!!! I’M HERE TO FUFILL MY GOAL, TO DESTROY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THAT HAD CAUSED ME MISERY. BUT FIRST, I WANT TO TEST OUT MY POWERS ON THIS SERVER. AFTER THAT, I’LL TAKE DOWN THE HEROIUM.
<Me> Heroium? Sean? Powers? 30 YEARS?!
<Batwing4> I was trapped in a river for 30+ years by Sean, “The Hooded One” for what? Taking my anger out? How dumb.
<Batwing4> Look, I’ve said enough. IT’S TIME TO DIE!!!
Batwing4 fired lasers out of his eyes, destroying all of the turrets. Although explosions ran off, Adam, Eggman and a bunch of other players ran towards Batwing4, ready to strike.
Not ready enough, unfortunately.
He pushed us back and pinned us with a telekinetic force.
He came closer.
Closer.
Closer.
Yet, closer.
He was a few feet away.
He was two feet away.
He’s not going to stop.
…
He’s right in front of us.
<Batwing4> I never knew I had so much potential. I must thank you, Negatorium. But, it’s now time to finish you off.
Batwing4 summoned a giant sandstone stick, ready to crush us.
I closed my eyes. Was this really the end?
…
No.
He was supposed to crush me by now…
Why hasn’t he?
…
A whistle.
That’s what saved us. A faint, 5 second whistle blow is what saved us from obliteration. That sandstone stick is about two inches away from crushing us. I opened my eyes, and in the distance… I saw a player. This wasn’t any ordinary player. This one was standing atop the spike of a pine tree, balancing on the tip top as if he was weightless. He had a grey cloak going up to his back and he had a hood covering his face. I couldn’t make out any details.
<Batwing4> HEY!! MR. MYSTERY MAN!! YOU’RE INTERRUPTING EVERYTHING! LEAVE!!
He didn’t back away. He jumped off the pine tree, and he landed on the ground as if he was a cat.
<Batwing4> I SAID BACK OFF! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!
<LAR2> You’re a bitch. That’s who you are.
<Batwing4> GRRRRRR…. GOOD ROASTS, MY WEAKNESS…
The hooded figure moved closer, pulling out an iron axe.
<Batwing4> ENOUGH!!! I’M NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS ANYMORE!! DIE!!
He crushed the player with another sandstone stick.
<Batwing4> WELL, THAT’S ONE NUISANCE GONE. NOW, WHERE WAS I BEFORE I WAS RUDELY AND ABRUPTLY INTERRUPTED… OH YEAH! I WAS ABOUT TO SQUISH YOU PUNY FIRE ANTS.
<Adam> But we’re fire ants that bite.
<Batwing4> Wha-
Adam sped towards Batwing4 and struck him with his sword, knocking him back, hitting a tree.
<Batwing4> THAT’S IT!! I’VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
Batwing4 summoned sandstone pillars that encapsulated us.
Can’t move…
Couldn’t… move…
<Batwing4> SAY GOODBYE, ASSHOLES!
<GREEN0704> Goodbye, asshole.
<Batwing4> WHAT THE F-
The mysterious figure slashed the bitch with his axe. Batwing4 was knocked into another tree.
<Batwing4> No… you’re here… Sean…
<GREEN0704> It’s been some time, Makoto. I never thought you could escape your small purgatory.
<Batwing4> Ok?
<GREEN0704> Well, if it weren’t for some two IDIOTS.
<Herobrine and 303> *whistles innocently*
<GREEN0704> SOME TWO WHISTLING IDIOTS.
<Herobrine and 303> Damn, that gag is so overused that we got caught.
<GREEN0704> Whatever. I’m not going to tend to you guys. For now, at least.
<Herobrine> Ok…
<GREEN0704> What I AM going to tend to is getting YOU back in your rightful place.
<Batwing4> TRY.
Batwing4 slammed the ground, destroying all of the houses, the structures, the stores, the game hall. The only thing still standing was the city hall.
It’s gone..
All our hard work, it’s been erased…
Everything we’ve done…
Everything we’ve celebrated in…
Gone…
All with the swing of a fist…
<Batwing4> NOW THAT YOU’VE SEEN MY TRUE POTENTIAL, DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE??!
That’s it. This isn’t going to escalate.
<GREEN0704> I will.
…
<Me> Count me in too.
<Eggman10> I'm in, as well.
<Geodashie> Can't forget ol' dashie.
<Saphire31> I'm fighting this as well!
<LAR2> Boy, you're just weak.
<303> Okay, it's time for me to take action, as well.
<Herobrine> Not to worry about me, either.
<Null> null null null!!!!
Then, Herobrine got an idea.
An awful idea.
Herobrine got a wonderful, awful idea.
<Herobrine> Null, I can't understand you. You need to escape this story and work on your English.
I was mad. Very very mad. My head grew like bamboo and became 1 kilometer long.
<Me> HEROBRINE, YOU USELESS PIECE OF TRASH!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING STORY TO NOT BREAK THE DAMN FOURTH WALL?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
<Herobrine> Sorry!!
<Me> LET'S REWIND THIS DAMN STORY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!
===REWIND===
<Herobrine> Null, it would be better off if you practised English a little better, but I digress.
<Me> THAT'S BETTER.
<Batwing4> Hahaha... you guys are but termites compared to what I've really fought with.
<LAR2> That’s what I said to fico. But, it turns out he isn’t as strong as I was lead to presume.
<Batwing4> Oh Larry. I can sense the ever-growing evil in you. You know you want to take over the-
LAR2 Bolted faster than light, cutting off Makoto’s arms. One bolt cut off the first one, and a returning bolt cut off the second. Sparks flew from Makoto’s arms as Larry landed.
<Batwing4> Gah!!
<LAR2> IF I WAS REALLY WEAK AND EVIL, WOULD I HAVE DONE THAT?
<Batwing4> And if I wasn’t a player with powers to destroy entire servers, Would I be able to do this?
A dark, gooey substance protruded from Makoto’s arms, and slowly, it morphed into a cube. It then turned solid, revealing an arm. Fresh, as if Larry didn’t cut it off.
<LAR2> *Gulp...*
Makoto dashed, grabbing Larry by the throat and threw him to the ground after dashing 3 feet high. Eggman and Geodashie attempted to shoot him with arrows, only to find that the arrows had turned red, and shot back at them. Adam tried to slash him with an axe, only to find that Makoto’s new hand had pointed in his direction, pushing him back with a pulsating force.
What did I do?
Nothing.
I watched as my allies tried to take down this unstoppable monster. It was a painful 5 minutes before they all decided to fall back.
Except for two.
Me, and Green. We stood ground, feet planted in the topsoil, weapons in hand.
<Batwing4> WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? WAITING FOR YOUR DEATH? WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED YOUR GOAL.
Makoto summoned a dark lightning bolt that impacted the ground with brute force. We dodged.
<Batwing4> YOU WANT TO DELAY THE INEVITABLE, DO YOU? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT?
He summoned more lightning bolts of the same strength, each one coming faster. We dodged them, reflected then with a piece of metal, anything was fair game.
One lucky one came striking at Green, reflected, and it hit Makoto, removing a large portion of his face. The same black goo came pouring out of his cranium, reforming his head.
<Batwing4> Haha… this will be fun.
Suddenly, a familiar presence began to wrap around me. Not only me, but Green, also. That’s because I saw what it was.
Bedrock.
I thought that we were doomed. Makoto had far more power than we have, and bedrock was physically indestructible. Was this the end?
<Batwing4> I’VE BEEN ENTERTAINED JUST ENOUGH. I THINK IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME FOR YOU TO DIE. I'VE HAD MY FUN.
He earthbent a few pebbles, and jammed them into my arms. The bedrock was just too strong to struggle… I can’t move.
I struggled.
Can’t move.
Struggled again.
Still couldn’t move.
I struggled one last time...
…
I could feel my fingers moving up and down in the slightest.
I tried harder. I could feel more of my finger able to move.
I defied the bedrock. My wrist was beginning to become free.
I scowled at the bedrock. My wrist was fully functional.
I thought of the bedrock as a flock of feathers. My hand was free.
I imagined myself as a puddle of acid, eating away at the bedrock. My arm was twitching.
I put a lot of energy into twisting and turning. My limbs were coming free.
I told the bedrock it was weak. I could feel my entire body pulsing with energy.
<Batwing4> Ha. YOU are the weak one here. Don’t talk to inanimate objects.
I ignored him. My body was free.
…
I took his advice. The bedrock was just an inanimate object.
…
The bedrock shell was glowing and cracking, every crack making it brighter and brighter.
…
It gave way.
I bolted, grabbing Makoto by the neck and scraping him against the broken walls of the game hall and coliseum. I dashed back to the place where I was trapped, pushing my diamond sword with all my might into his ribcage, piercing through his heart. I made him look at Green. Twisting and turning his entire body, and eventually breaking the bedrock shell. He stomped closer to Me and Makoto. I held him down.
<GREEN0704> MAKOTO. YOU ARE GOING TO THE WORDS I HAVE TO SAY, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO THEM WITH RESPECT.
Green earthbent some small pointed rocks, piercing the body of Makoto, moaning and gasping in pain.
<GREEN0704> I DID NOT CREATE YOU TO CAUSE RUCKUS. I DID NOT CREATE YOU TO TAKE OVER MINECRAFT. I DID NOT CREATE YOU TO TERRIFY AND KILL LITERALLY EVERY PLAYER IN EXISTANCE. I DID NOT CREATE YOU FOR SUICIDE!!!
<Batwing4> THEN WHY DID YOU CREATE ME? TO THROW THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ME INTO A RIVER FOR 30 YEARS, 5 YEARS LATER??
Green lifted his hand, and more spiked rocks penetrated through Makoto’s body.
<GREEN0704> I CREATED YOU BECAUSE IT WAS A GIFT. I CRRATED YOU BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO FEEL WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE MORTAL. BUT YOU WASTED IT ON A POINTLESS AND EXTREMELY CLICHÉ GOAL: TAKING OVER MINECRAFT.
<Batwing4> Sean… don’t do this, man…
<GREEN0704> I WILL DO THIS. IF THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO SMARTEN UP, THEN I GUESS IT'S WHAT I MUST DO.
Green readied his axe, ready to strike. He raised it into the air, and, in a fraction of a second, he sliced it into Makoto's neck. A second, more powerful swing happened not even a second later, cut into his skull, halfway into his head. The third swing cut deeper into his neck, and released his head.
I released my sword, moving it out of his chest, and his body fell to the ground like it was a ragdoll.
Was that it?
…
Of course, it wasn't it.
I rejoiced in my mind, thinking that the terror was done. Thinking that we had just stopped a killer of worlds.
Me and Green walked out of the battlefield, and towards our friends. They greeted us with smiles.
<Saphire31> Woah... you really did it?
<Me> Yeah. It wasn't easy.
<Saphire31> You made it look very easy.
<Me> Well, it wasn't.
<GREEN0704> OH FOR THE LOVE OF INK, JUST MAKE OUT WITH LAR2 ALREADY. THE AUDIENCE IS DYING FOR THIS TEASING TO END.
<Me> I would yell at him, but he's kinda right.
LAR2 and Saphire looked at eachother.
<LAR2> welp okay
They made out.
<Geodashie> ...Let's give them some privacy.
We went somewhere else.
<Geodashie> So, do you think he's done?
Geodashie slowly began to frown.
<Me> What do you mean?
<Geodashie> Look behind you...
Before I could turn my head a degree, something hit me in the head. I stumbled and rolled down the small hill and landed into a small trench.
<Geodashie> FICO!!!!
Geodashie and Green came running towards me. They picked me up and got me standing up again.
<Geodashie> You okay?
<Me> Yes...
<Geodashie> I knew he wasn't done-
<GREEN0704> LOOK OUT!!!!
A dark chained arrow pierced through Dashie's chest.
<Me> DASHIE!!!! NO!!!!
The dark arrow pulled out of the ground, picking Geodashie up and pulling him towards a dark storm cloud. And out came from the storm cloud came Makoto, head covered in a glowing, black fluid where the slices were. The pieces of his head were coming closer together, healing.
<Batwing4> DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS DONE?! HA.
Two dark arrows came out of the storm cloud, aiming at me and Green. We reflected them with our weapons.
<Batwing4> STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE SO POWERFUL. YOU-
<Me> OH SHUT UP!!!
<Batwing4> You don't want to waste any time, do you?
He moved into the cloud, and out of the cloud came a nasty surprise. A storm of arrows was raining from the sky. I got my sword ready. I ducked, sword held above my body.
…
The arrows were supposed to impact us by now...
But instead, they impacted a bright and spherical energy shield surrounding us. And at the center of the shield, was a player. Red robe, black skin, white eyes.
<SethPlays> THE HEROIUM IS HERE!!!
Right as he said that, a bright purple flash of light occurred at the dark cloud, and as I looked up, a purple crescent sliced the cloud in half, tarnishing it, and out came Makoto's body, sliced in two, falling towards the ground with a comet tail.
And out of the crescent's origin, came a bright purple player, flying towards me, carrying Dashie's body.
<TheDarkGardevoir> THE HEROIUM IS HERE!!!
Seth lifted the bubble shield out of the ground, picking up Gardevoir and a portion of the ground, moving us towards the crash site of Makoto's body. As we approached Makoto's body, Seth disbanded the shield, and we walked towards Makoto's body. The same black goo came from the two pieces of his body, recombining him. He stood up with a weak posture as the goo was recombining.
<Batwing4> It's been a while since I've seen you comrades. 30 years, to be exact.
<SethPlays> And I don't think that's a long enough break from you. You've become a monster.
<Batwing4> I haven't "become" anything. I'm the same old self.
<SethPlays> You used to be a good-doer. You used to be a part of us. But, unfortunately, you've changed.
<Batwing4> Seth, I haven't chan-
Seth cut Makoto's body in half with a bolt of speed, briskly returning.
<SethPlays> YES, YOU HAVE CHANGED.
Makoto's body reformed.
<Batwing4> Stop trying to decapitate me.
<GREEN0704> Says the guy who keeps on gloating about his "eternal powers".
<Batwing4> Here. I'll give you some stress toys to decapitate.
He lifted into the sky, and out of the horizon came a horde of zombies. TNT in hand, swords ready, we sliced through many of them.
<GREEN0704> Guess I should be glad you can disobey my orders all the time or else I would've died to this maniac!
<SethPlays> Did you really think I was going to just sit there and do nothing? No. You are our leader.
<GREEN0704> Yes, and I commanded you to stay back at the base!
<SethPlays> Still, I wasn't just gonna let you die! We are one group!
<Me> You people need to calm the fuck down.
<GREEN0704> ...fine...
We kept on slicing. More and more zombies were coming.
<TheDarkGardevoir> LOOK OUT!
Gardevoir lifted us into the air as she fired a crescent down to the ground, exploding with the power of a nuclear bomb, killing all the zombies.
We lowered to the ground, to find Makoto, fully healed, ready to fight.
<Batwing4> Hahahaha... It all comes down to this, does it?
<GREEN0704> I'm not going to waste anymore time. This pasta is already lo-
I stared at green. My head was ready to grow up to 1321312312312842379658342 kilometers.
<GREEN0704> … I'm not going to waste anymore time. This pointless fighting has grown long enough. I'm going to finally kill you. Even though you are my creation, you've become way too dangerous for this universe.
Green drew his axe, ready to strike.
<Batwing4> Very well then.
I drew my weapon. This wasn't going to be easy...
But we will win this.
We'll win this for us.
We'll win this for Minecraft.
We'll win this for everyone.
<Batwing4> Hahaha... Well then, if you do not prefer to waste time, I guess there is only one option left.
<GREEN0704> OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IDIOT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. YOU'RE ALREADY BAD ENOUGH SINCE YOU CAN'T FUCKING STAND A FUCKING ELECTRICAL WIRE!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF WEAK IDIOT ARE YOU TO DIE TO A FLIPPING ELECTRICAL WIRE????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY!!!!!!
<Batwing4> I've learned to adapt to your aggress-
I took this opportunity to bolt forward, slicing off his head. Some of his chest came off, revealing a glowing source. I shielded my eyes.
When I reopened them, I could make out the shape of the source to be a heart, wired to the body it was in.
The same goop covered his wound, rebuilding it.
<Batwing4> Puny. So puny. You should learn to learn from your experiences.
He rocket-launched his hand towards me. I dodged, but not a second later, he teleported to me, throwing me towards Green.
Green looked up at him.
I could make something out of Green's face. Sadness. Malice. The negative thoughts seem to have rooted into his head, covering him in more than darkness, but... fear.
<GREEN0704> What kind of monster are you...
<Batwing4> Green. You-
<GREEN0704> AND DON'T TRY TO FUCKING BRAINWASH ME, YOU IDIOT!! THAT WOULD BE A TOTAL AND UTTER CLICHÉ!!! YOU SMELL LIKE PISS, ANYWAY!
<Me> Calm down. You should learn to not be an angry bloodhead and learn to actually get in and fight!
<GREEN0704> It's no use. He's overcome all of my tactics, I can't fight him. He's too strong to hold back.
Green looked towards Seth and Gardevoir, looking slightly afraid.
<GREEN0704> Evacuate the server.
<SethPlays> What? No! We can't leave you here! You'll die!
<GREEN0704> Then I would have fixed my mistake of creating this monster... Look, I have always been proud of you two comrades. I am very impressed with what you two have grown up to be. Stay strong, and carry on my passion.
<TheDarkGardevoir> AND your anger, don't forget your ang-
<SethPlays> Ugh. Why do you have to be a jackass at every single chance you get??
<GREEN0704> Just evacuate the server. Leave me to rightfully die in this land of death.
Seth began to put on a tear. His face scrunched into a look of fear.
<SethPlays> Y-Yes sir...
Seth and Gardevior ran away from us, receding into the distance. Me and Green turned around, facing Batwing4.
<Batwing4> It all comes down to this, does it?
<GREEN0704> I created you, I can destroy you.
<Batwing4> Ha.
<GREEN0704> I KICKED YOUR ASS ONCE, I CAN FUCK YOU UP AGAIN!!!!!
Batwing4 swooped down, grabbing me and Green, pinning us both by the necks. Batwing4 then let go of me, throwing me into some rubble.
I lied there.
I got up, pounding the dust off my clothes, and looked up to where Green and Makoto were.
Makoto punched him.
And threw him.
Green barely did any damage to him, and any damage that was done was covered by that damn black goo.
It was a good 2 minutes before he swooped back down to me, grabbing both me and green by the necks.
I looked at Green.
His face was bruised and beaten. I couldn't even make out any fear.
He then pinned us to a wall, looking at us with an evil stare.
<Batwing4> THIS WILL END WITH YOU TWO DYING. I CANNOT SEE ANY REASON TO LET YOU LIVE ANY LONGER.
His face broke into blue flames. the pieces were levitating, the blue flames keeping it up.
<Batwing4> SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. THAT IS, IF I WASN'T IMMORTAL!
All of a sudden, he lost grip on me, and gasped in pain as he fell to the floor.
Why?
Well, behind him was Larry and Saphire. Larry holding A BB gun.
<LAR2> TAKE THAT, YOU SHIT EATING PISS SMELLING REINCARNATION OF A DAY OLD DIRT BLOCK WHO'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A PIECE OF PAPYRUS WRITTEN BY THE CONDOM FACTORY THAT'S 400000 YEARS EXPIRED!
<Me> Did you seriously wait until now just so you could come up with that insult?
<LAR2> No... ok fine i'm a green wannabe...
<GREEN0704> Lol. What a pity.
<Batwing4> WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???
<LAR2> Justice.
Then I got an idea.
An idea that would surely turn the tide.
I grabbed Batwing4 by the neck and threw him to the sky, where I sliced him in the same manner I did before.
I then threw him to the ground and cut off his limbs, so he would take longer to regenerate.
I picked him up and showed his body to Green.
<Me> LOOK!
The black goop grew faster this time, picking me up and throwing me to the wall. His torso flew into the sky, regenerating faster than ever.
<Me> Did you see that?!
<GREEN0704> What?
<Me> THAT BLUE PULSATING THING IN HIS CHEST! WHAT WAS THAT??
Green then put on a wave of fear.
It's like he realized something.
...
And he did.
<GREEN0704> His... Soul?!
<Me> Yes! Maybe his soul could play an important role in this battle??
<GREEN0704> It's uncovered?? They didn't put a barricade around it??
<Me> So it's his weak point?!
<GREEN0704> Yes! All we need to do is to remove his soul and trap it like I did before!
<Me> WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE??
<GREEN0704> I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS THAT EASY TO GET TO HIS SOUL! I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD LEARN FROM LAST TIME TO PUT SOME DAMN COVER ON IT!
<Me> Well that's the key out of this mess. All we have to do is trap his soul!
<GREEN0704> ...
<Me> What?
<GREEN0704> I don't think it will be that easy. I did it once, but I don't think it will be that easy with this new body.
<Me> Well we have to do it quickly. And heck, just look at me! I've fought through almost everything unscathed!
<GREEN0704> ... You're right. Let's do this.
We shook hands. We were now allies.
<GREEN0704> ALRIGHT, LET'S PUT AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Green mysteriously brought a capsule out of the fourth wall. Convienient.
<GREEN0704> LET'S DO THIS!
<Batwing4> Without any hesitation.
I pulled my sword. I was ready.
Let's win this.
I bolted towards Batwing4, cutting off his arms. He grabbed me with his legs and attempted to throw meto the ground. Lucky for me, Green came from nowhere and sliced his chest in two.
<Batwing4> What are you- NO! I'M NOT LETTING YOU DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!
The same goop came from his wounds. It grew, enlargening his limbs, making them super thick.
<Batwing4> I'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME IN THAT RIVER-
<LAR2> No you haven't.
Larry threw an axe at Makoto's already worn chest. His soul was now exposed.
<Batwing4> NO!!! NEVER AGAIN!!! NOT ANYMORE!!!
The black goop came from his chest.
But it didn't stop at the boundaries of his body. It kept swelling.
Growing larger.
I moved away.
When the black goo was done casting, he was twice as large as he originally was.
<Batwing4> NOW YOU MAY-
Larry bolted faster than light, landing on Makoto's back.
Larry began to cut into his neck, letting us have some time.
I bolted, cutting his limbs.
What did Green do?
He jumped.
And with that jump, he grabbed onto Makoto's neck, squeezing it tighter than ever.
He got his axe out and cut into his chest. Makoto grabbed onto him with his legs.
It was no use for him.
<GREEN0704> NOT THIS TIME!!! I'M PUTTING YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!
He cut off Makoto's legs and regrowing limbs with his axe. One strong blow to the chest completely exposed his soul.
<Batwing4> DON'T DO THIS, SEAN!
<GREEN0704> Begging is futile.
As we pinned Makoto, Green got out the capsule.
And in one swift motion, Green slammed the capsule down to Makoto's chest, encapsulating his soul.
<Batwing4> SEAN!!!! I'M SORRY!!! I JUST WANTED TO PROVE TO YOU GREATNESS!
<GREEN0704> You've proven no greatness to me, bitch.
Green pulled Makoto's soul out of him, causing Makoto to glitch like crazy. His body was spazzing, glitching like never before.
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His body disintegraded.
And out of the dust lied a statue.
A statue of his body, capturing every minute detail.
And that was it.
The dust blew away in the wind, scattering the land like a pile of ashes from a volcano.
...
We landed like cats. I wasn't afraid of heights anymore.
<Me> Told you it was easy.
<GREEN0704> Oh, be quiet.
As we landed on the ground, brightness rised all around the valley.
The land was being cleansed. The brightness grew bigger, restoring the land to it's former glory. The building area, the coileseum, the game hall. It had all returned.
Applause came from the nearby valley.
Everyone rushed to where we were, clapping and cheering for us.\
<Eggman10> YOU DID IT!!! WELL DONE!!!
<Geodashie> It seems you have saved this server once again. Your loyality will be forever remembered.
<Me> Thanks.
<Geodashie> How about your friend over here? What does he have to say?
The applause settled as Green rose up from the ashes. His cloak was down.
<GREEN0704> THIS DAY WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED. SERVICE AS LOYAL AS THIS WILL NOT BE PUT DOWN TO NOTHING. WE, THE HEROIUM, SHALL TAKE A PLEDGE TO MERGE OUR GROUP WITH THE ARTIOPAS SERVER, READY TO BECOME HONORABLE CITEZENS OF THIS KINGDOM!
Applause came after Green's speech.
From that day forward, Green, Seth and Gardvoir became admins of our kingdom, and have been loyal to the very end.
<Me> There's just one thing left. What do we do with his soul?
Green got a smirk on his face. He had an idea.
An awful idea.
A wonderful, awful idea.
<GREEN0704> I'll equip it with eyes and ears so it can see some mind destroying stuff.
<Me> XD sounds good.
The end.
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Sorry if this seemed rushed. I forced myself to complete this because having it work in progress for months straight bothered me. Plus, Green was quite excited to see the end result, so there you have it.
This will be fixed when the novel comes out, which to my guess won't come out for a while.
Thank you for reading this. Have a good day.
== SPECIAL THANKS TO: ==
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TheDarkGardevoir
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