KnockKnock.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
GREETING 	GREETING 	Disgust 50 	Hey mungo. This is an A B conversation so C your way out. {"mungo" said with derision} 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	You're my hero, ma'am. I want to be just like you when I grow up. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	New in town, huh? Well, if MacCready let you in, that's a good sign. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	I'm Knock Knock, and I take care of 'keeping the peace' down here. Or, at least the morale. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	So, who're you? You going to cause any trouble? 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Happy 25 	Hey, are we letting mungos in, now? Didn't hear a scuffle, so I'm guessing you're some sort of guest? 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	So, what's so cool about you, fancypants? Must be a pretty good reason for you to get let in, see? 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Hey did you hear the one about the ridiculous mungo who... {Suddenly realizes who he's talking to} 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Oh wait. Um. Never mind. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	How're things treating you? 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Heard anything good? 	
LLDirections 	Can you give me directions? 	Neutral 50 	To where, man? 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response 	I'm from Vault 101, and I rescued some of your friends from the Slavers. 	Surprise 25	Oh, was that you? Nice work! I hope you got some good laughs out of it before you left - gotta make sure they know not to try that again! 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response 	I'm from Vault 101, and I rescued some of your friends from the Slavers. 	Happy 25 	Speaking of which, I'm Knock Knock, and I take care of the general morale around here. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response 	I'm from Vault 101, and I rescued some of your friends from the Slavers. 	Happy 50 	Which is to say, I collect a lot of stories, and sometimes trade them to keep the others amused. Morale's better than less-al, see? {Dumb play on words said with gusto.} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response 	The Mayor let me in. I'm not here to cause any trouble. 	Happy 25 	Always good to hear, but not even any fun trouble? Even a little? 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response 	The Mayor let me in. I'm not here to cause any trouble. 	Happy 50 	See, I collect a lot of stories, and sometimes trade them to keep the others amused. A bit of fun trouble is always good for morale. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response 	The Mayor let me in. I'm not here to cause any trouble. 	Happy 50 	Morale's better than less-al, see? {"morale" pronounced out like "more-al" for the really crappy pun. Dumb joke said with gusto} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'm the big hero who rescued your friends from the Slavers. How's that for cool?	Neutral 50 	It sure is! Nice work bringing them back. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'm the big hero who rescued your friends from the Slavers. How's that for cool?	Surprise 25	You didn't happen to bring anything else back, did you? Stories, jokes, lessons for the folks here? 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'm the big hero who rescued your friends from the Slavers. How's that for cool?	Happy 50 	Speaking of which: I'm Knock Knock, and I keep people's spirits up down here. If you want to trade jokes, just knock knock on my door! 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'm from up above. So stay out of my way, kid. 	Surprise 25	Being a jerk about it isn't necessary. In fact, if you've got any interesting stories from up there, and you're looking to tell them, let me know. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'm from up above. So stay out of my way, kid. 	Happy 25 	I'm Knock Knock, and I keep people's spirits up down here. If you want to trade jokes, just knock knock on my door! 	
LLGuarding 	You said you're in charge of "morale." What does that mean? 	Happy 25 	Well, technically, I'm patrolling and "keeping the peace." 	
LLGuarding 	You said you're in charge of "morale." What does that mean? 	Happy 50 	Mostly that involves making sure people are happy and not getting into trouble. You can't very well keep the peace if you've already lost it, see? {Emphasis on "keep" and "lost": "You can't very well KEEP the peace if you've already LOST it, see?"He's proud that he's figured out a way to do wha}	
LLGuarding 	You said you're in charge of "morale." What does that mean? 	Happy 50 	So - bam! Jokes! Wanna hear one? 	
LLKnockJokes1ALLKnockJokesA 	Sure, let's hear one. 	Happy 25 	Prepare to be amused! 	
LLKnockJokes1ALLKnockJokesA 	Sure, let's hear one. 	Happy 50 	Knock knock! {with gusto} 	
LLKnockJokes1BLLKnockJokesB 	No. I don't have time for funny business. 	Happy 50 	Aw, come on. Knock knock! {with gusto} 	
LLKnockJokes1pt1A 	Who's there? 	Neutral 50 	Noah! {with gusto} 	
LLKnockJokes1pt1B 	This is stupid. 	Happy 50 	No it isn't. It's Noah! {refusing to be derailed} 	
LLKnockJokes1pt2ALLKnockJokes1pt2 	Noah who? 	Happy 50 	Noah place where I can get some food? {with gusto} 	
LLKnockJokes1pt2B 	I refuse to play along. 	Happy 50 	Noah place where I can get some food? {not to be denied his punchline} 	
LLKnockJokes1pt2specialLLKnockKnockJokes1pt2special	Noah place where you can get some better jokes? 	Happy 65 	Hey, that's good! I was just going to say, "Noah place where I can get some food?" {with gusto} 	
LLKnockJokes2A 	That was hysterical! 	Surprise 50	Whoa, you really think so? Like, actually funny? Can you convince other folks to find them funny? 	
LLKnockJokes2A 	That was hysterical! 	Happy 25 	Actually, most of our jokes are from an old book we found in the vault, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids." 	
LLKnockJokes2A 	That was hysterical! 	Fear 5 	They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? 	
LLKnockJokes2B 	That was... um... really funny. <Lie.> 	Happy 50 	Gee, thanks! I have to admit, most of them aren't really funny. At least, not ha-ha funny. 	
LLKnockJokes2B 	That was... um... really funny. <Lie.> 	Happy 25 	They're more like a tradition. Most of them were passed down from this book we found down back, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids". 	
LLKnockJokes2B 	That was... um... really funny. <Lie.> 	Fear 5 	They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? 	
LLKnockJokes2C 	That couldn't have been a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny. 	Happy 50 	I know they aren't very funny. But that was a bit uncalled for. 	
LLKnockJokes2C 	That couldn't have been a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny. 	Neutral 50 	Most of them came from a book we found long ago in the vault, "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids." 	
LLKnockJokes2C 	That couldn't have been a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny. 	Neutral 50 	They're pretty dumb, but we all know them, and they're just kind of comforting. Sort of familiar, see? 	
LLKnockJokes3A 	Why don't you come up with new jokes or stories to tell? 	Happy 25 	Oh, we've got lots of funny incidents. Like when Sammy shot the Raider who thought he was a girl, that sort of stuff. 	
LLKnockJokes3A 	Why don't you come up with new jokes or stories to tell? 	Neutral 50 	But we don't really get a lot of new stories from outside. The scav teams spend all their time hidden, so they don't get much news, see? 	
LLKnockJokes3A 	Why don't you come up with new jokes or stories to tell? 	Surprise 50	I'd sure like to hear more tales from the great big outdoors, myself. Actually, if you hear any, feel free to tell me! 	
LLKnockJokes3B 	That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 	Anger 25 	That's only because you haven't heard all of the jokes from the book. Like this gem, "What's big, and red, and beats rocks?" 	
LLKnockJokes3B 	That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 	Sad 25 	"A big, red, rock-beater." Seriously. {Knock Knock is just embarrassed at how bad this joke is.} 	
LLKnockJokes3B 	That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 	Happy 50 	See? Now that's the dumbest thing you've ever heard! {Strong emphasis on "Now THAT'S the dumbest..."} 	
LLKnockTales1A 	I've got a tale I could tell you. 	Happy 50 	Oh, really? Tell me all about it! 	
LLKnockTales1A 	There's more to my story, if you're interested. 	Happy 50 	Am I ever! Let's hear it! 	
LLKnockTales1A 	Want to hear the rest of my story? 	Happy 50 	Like crazy! Spill, spill! 	
LLKnockTales1B 	My stories are my own business. 	Happy 25 	Well, if you say so. But if you're ever looking for an audience, just let me know. I bet the town'd love to hear them, too! 	
LLKnockTales2A 	Not long ago, my father left me. So I went searching for him. 	Happy 25 	So, you're like a three-legged dog, then? 	
LLKnockTales2A 	Not long ago, my father left me. So I went searching for him. 	Happy 75 	Looking for your lost paw? {Insufferably proud of his bad joke.} 	
LLKnockTales2A 	Not long ago, my father left me. So I went searching for him. 	Happy 50 	Hah! Anyway, what happened next? 	
LLKnockTales2A 	I finally found Dad, but then he died protecting me and his life's work. 	Surprise 25	Wow... That's some crazy bad timing. 	
LLKnockTales2A 	I finally found Dad, but then he died protecting me and his life's work. 	Sad 50 	I mean, that is to say, I'm real sorry to hear about your loss. {Aware that he may have offended the player} 	
LLKnockTales2A 	I finally found Dad, but then he died protecting me and his life's work. 	Sad 10 	So, what happens next? 	
LLKnockTales2A 	Now I finally have a chance to finish Dad's legacy and revive the Wasteland. 	Happy 25 	Inheriting the family business, huh? Congrats! 	
LLKnockTales2A 	Now I finally have a chance to finish Dad's legacy and revive the Wasteland. 	Happy 50 	I sure hope it works out! You'll let me know, right? 	
LLKnockTales2A 	Oh, you'll see, don't worry. 	Fear 10 	<gulp> Oh boy... I can't wait. {Afraid and nervous about what the future will hold} 	
LLKnockTales2A 	You'll hear all about it, don't worry. 	Happy 75 	I sure hope so. Good luck! 	
LLKnockTales2A 	I'd tell you more, but I'm still working on how it ends. 	Happy 25 	That makes sense, I suppose. A good story can take a while to put together, you know? 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I left my dull life behind to search for fame and adventure in the Wasteland. 	Surprise 25	Wow, that sounds like it took some guts. 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I left my dull life behind to search for fame and adventure in the Wasteland. 	Happy 25 	Life down here might get dull, but I gotta admit, at least I don't get shot at. Well, not as much, anyway. 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I left my dull life behind to search for fame and adventure in the Wasteland. 	Happy 50 	Tell me more! What's happened since then? 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I've enlisted the aid of the Brotherhood of Steel in my heroic adventures. 	Surprise 50	They work for you? Wow, they must think you're the most important mungo in the Wastes! 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I've enlisted the aid of the Brotherhood of Steel in my heroic adventures. 	Neutral 50 	So, what happens next? 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I've met the nefarious Enclave, and I'll stop their threat to the Wastes! 	Happy 25 	Enclave? Like the crazy man on the radio? I always knew there was something about that guy! 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I've met the nefarious Enclave, and I'll stop their threat to the Wastes! 	Happy 50 	Well, go kick his ass for us all! You'll let me know how it works out, right? 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I haven't decided. Not yet. 	Fear 15 	Well, if you doom us all, who's going to hear about your story? 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I haven't decided. Not yet. 	Happy 25 	But if you save us... then you'll definitely be remembered! 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I haven't decided. Not yet. 	Happy 10 	Just keep that in mind, okay? {Trying to bargain, a little ingratiating} 	
LLKnockTales2B 	I can't promise anything. But I'll try. 	Fear 15 	You can't let us down now! We'll see you soon after it all, I just know it! 	
LLKnockTales2C 	Long ago, my people were buried away. Now, I've arisen, to terrorize the Wastes.	Surprise 25	A horror story, huh? So, are you here to terrorize evil, or is it a more generalized sort of terrorizing? 	
LLKnockTales2C 	Long ago, my people were buried away. Now, I've arisen, to terrorize the Wastes.	Fear 25 	I mean, you wouldn't do anything to hurt someone who was faithfully telling your tale, right? Would you? {Uncertain and a bit afraid. A little ingratiating} 	
LLKnockTales2C 	Long ago, my people were buried away. Now, I've arisen, to terrorize the Wastes.	Happy 50 	So... um... Whatever happens next, it's nothing bad to me, right? 	
LLKnockTales2C 	The Wasteland is littered with the victims of my vengeance... and amusement. 	Fear 50 	But we already provide you with plenty of amusement already, right? {Really quite scared of the player, but trying to appease him.} 	
LLKnockTales2C 	The Wasteland is littered with the victims of my vengeance... and amusement. 	Fear 25 	Like, enough so we don't have to end up as victims or anything? 	
LLKnockTales2C 	The Wasteland is littered with the victims of my vengeance... and amusement. 	Fear 10 	Maybe I shouldn't ask, but I have to know...Is there more to this story? {Afraid, but a little too curious} 	
LLKnockTales2C 	I have a terrible choice to make: save the Capital Wasteland, or destroy it. 	Fear 25 	I vote "save"? Please? {Timid and trepidatious} 	
LLKnockTales2C 	I have a terrible choice to make: save the Capital Wasteland, or destroy it. 	Fear 10 	So... does this story have a happy ending? 	
LLKnockTales2ExitLLKnockTales2B 	You'll have to wait. Storytime's over for now. 	Sad 50 	Oh, come on! Please? I promise not to interrupt! 	
LLKnockTales2ExitLLKnockTales2B 	You'll have to wait. Storytime's over for now. 	Neutral 25 	Well, if you feel like telling me more, you know where to find me. 	
LLKnockTales2ExitLLKnockTales2B 	Maybe later. I don't know the ending, yet. 	Neutral 50 	Well, I gotta admit, the ending to a story's pretty important. 	
LLKnockTales2ExitLLKnockTales2B 	Maybe later. I don't know the ending, yet. 	Happy 50 	Well, if you ever want to share it, I'm right here! 	
LLKnockTales3A 	I'd tell you more, but I'm still working on how it ends. 	Happy 25 	That makes sense, I suppose. A good story can take a while to put together, you know? 	
LLKnockTales3B 	That's it. Storytime's over for now. 	Sad 50 	Oh, come on! It was just one joke! 	
LLKnockTales3B 	That's it. Storytime's over for now. 	Neutral 25 	Well, if you feel like telling me more, you know where to find me. 	
LLNicknames 	Why are you called Knock Knock? 	Neutral 50 	Well, when people started calling Knicky by his new name, I needed one too, see? 	
LLNicknames 	Why are you called Knock Knock? 	Neutral 50 	If you're twins, it just doesn't cut it to be called "Knick Knack and Sue." 	
LLTwinConfusion 	Didn't I just meet you? 	Disgust 25 	Was I all obsessed with stuff and toys? 	
LLTwinConfusion 	Didn't I just meet you? 	Disgust 10 	Yeah, that'd be my twin brother, Knick Knack. I'm Knock Knock. He got the nickname first, and I improved on it. 	
LLTwinConfusion 	Didn't I just meet you? 	Happy 50 	Anyway, I keep folks entertained. Or at least, I tell them the jokes and stories we've got. If you're ever looking to laugh, just ask! 	
SpeechChallengeFailure 	That was pretty funny! <Lie> 	Sad 10 	You don't have to lie to make me feel better. I know it's a dumb joke. We don't really tell them to laugh with them - more to laugh at them. 	
SpeechChallengeFailure 	That was pretty funny! <Lie> 	Happy 25 	They're more like a tradition. Most of them were passed down from this book we found down back, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids". 	
SpeechChallengeFailure 	That was pretty funny! <Lie> 	Fear 5 	They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
GOODBYE 	I have to go now. 	Happy 50 	See ya about! 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 50 	Wanna hear a joke? A guy walks into a town of kids and causes trouble. Then they shoot him to death. Get it? Watch out, or you will. {Jovial and friendly, until "Then they shoot him to death", where it becomes deadpan and threatening.} 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 50 	Wanna hear a joke? A girl walks into a town of kids and causes trouble. Then they shoot her to death. Get it? Watch out, or you will. {Jovial and friendly, until "Then they shoot him to death", where it becomes deadpan and threatening.}	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Happy 50 	Hey, heard the latest tales of the Wastes? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 50 	So, bro, any luck trading today? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Happy 50 	Hey, sib! {short for "sibling"} 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Happy 25 	Wanna hear a story? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Happy 50 	What's up? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Disgust 25 	Are you talking to me? {obnoxious mean girl} 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Disgust 50 	Um. Yeah. Please go away. {obnoxious mean girl} 	
LLFoodConv1 	LLFoodConv1 	Happy 50 	Hey, Eclair! What do you call a mushroom that knows how to party? 	
LLKnockTales2 	LLKnockTales2 	Happy 10 	So, the main character of our story, their father left in the middle of the night. Now, they're wandering the Wastes, searching everywhere for him. 	
LLKnockTales2 	LLKnockTales2 	Happy 25 	So, our intrepid hero left a dull and boring life in their Vault, searching for fame and fortune in the wild Wasteland. 	
LLKnockTales2 	LLKnockTales2 	Neutral 50 	So, there's this dread demon of the depths that arose from deep within the earth to scour the wasteland. 	
LLKnockTales3 	LLKnockTales3 	Surprise 5 	Last I heard, he's still out there, wandering the Wastes. Who knows what we'll hear next about his story? 	
LLKnockTales3 	LLKnockTales3 	Surprise 5 	Last I heard, she's still out there, wandering the Wastes. Who knows what we'll hear next about her story? 	
LLKnockTales3 	LLKnockTales3 	Sad 35 	After much searching, our protagonist finally found their lost father... but then he was attacked, and the father gave his life to save his child. 	
LLKnockTales3 	LLKnockTales3 	Happy 50 	In the course of his death-defying adventures, our hero amassed an army. They're called "The Brotherhood of Steel," and they rule the Wastes! 	
LLKnockTales3 	LLKnockTales3 	Fear 50 	They say the dread beast that walks like a survivor leaves behind a trail of corpses and desolation, and nothing can kill it! 	
LLKnockTales4 	LLKnockTales4 	Surprise 15	They say he still wanders the Wasteland now, and woe to anyone who stands in his way! 	
LLKnockTales4 	LLKnockTales4 	Surprise 15	They say she still wanders the Wasteland now, and woe to anyone who stands in her way! 	
LLKnockTales4 	LLKnockTales4 	Happy 50 	But now, at long last, the wanderer has found a way of completing their father's legacy and saving the wasteland! 	
LLKnockTales4 	LLKnockTales4 	Happy 50 	And now, our hero has turned their army towards fighting the grave threat of the nefarious Enclave, villains of the wasteland. 	
LLKnockTales4 	LLKnockTales4 	Fear 50 	And even now, the dread horror of the Wastes holds in their hands the power to save the wasteland or to destroy it utterly. Ooh, scary! 	
LLMayorDailyCheck1 	LLMayorDailyCheck1 	Surprise 50	Stalacti... er, I mean... All's well around town, sir! No funny business! Except for me, of course. {Stammering briefly, as he tries to avoid saying "stalactites" in response to MacCready's setup.} 	
LLRandomConv1 	LLConversation1 	Happy 50 	How do, pal? 	
LLRandomConv2 	LLConversation2 	Happy 50 	Doing better than a dog in a bone-yard! 	
LLRandomConvEnding 	LLRandomConvEnding 	Happy 50 	All right then! See ya! 	
LLTwinsConv1 	LLTwinsConv1 	Neutral 50 	So, bro, made any good trades today? 	
LLTwinsConv2 	LLTwinsConv2 	Happy 50 	Do I ever? How about you? Made any good trades today? {Cheerfully self-deprecating} 	
LLTwinsConv2 	LLTwinsConv2 	Happy 50 	Not if I could help it! Made any good trades today? {Cheerfully self-deprecating} 	
LLTwinsConv3 	LLTwinsConv3 	Happy 50 	That's hysterical! Zip was running around, checking every rock he found all day! 	
LLTwinsConv3 	LLTwinsConv3 	Happy 50 	Oh man, and just yesterday I got him to believe one of the rocks out back granted wishes! I guess we make a good team, even when we didn't mean to! 	
LLWhatsUp1 	LLWhatsUp1 	Happy 50 	What's up, pal? 	
LLWhatsUp2 	LLWhatsUp2 	Happy 50 	Fun times and laughs as always! 	
MS01StickyGoodbyeConv	MS01StickyGoodbyeConv	Sad 50 	Yeah. Me too. Sorry. {sincere} 	
MS01StickyGoodbyeConv	MS01StickyGoodbyeConv	Neutral 50 	Yeah. Bye Sticky. {sincere goodbye} 	
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