2.0

for the real joke update see Java Edition 2.0 
2.0 is the next big update for Minecraft after either 1.9 or 1.10.
==Additions==
===Blocks and Items===
====Ores====
Ruby Ore
Sapphire Ore
Topaz Ore
Amethyst Ore
Tellurium Ore
Platinum Ore
Tin Ore
Copper Ore
Silver Ore
====Mineral Blocks====
Ruby Block
Sapphire Block
Topaz Block
Amethyst Block
Block of Tellurium
Block of Platinum
Tin Block
Block of Copper
Block of Silver
Block of Concrete
Block of Flint
Growth shrine: grows every block or plant 2.5 times faster within a 5-block radius.
====Explosives====
Atomic Bomb
C4
Nuke
Super tnt
Missle
Cluster Bomb
Grenade(Throwable)
Bazooka
===Mobs===
====Passive====
Squirrel
Penguin
Chickadee
Robin
Cardnal
Sparrow
Zebra
Wildebeest
Pink Wither
====Neutral====
Fox
Turkey
Bear
Tiger
Lion
Leopard
Liger
Goat
Bull
Eagle
Falcon
Golden Golem
Polar Bear
====Hostile====
Cockroach
Demon
Rogue Villager
Demonic Cow
Demonic Chicken
Demonic Pig
Demonic Sheep
Demonic Wolf
Demonic Horse
Demonic Mooshroom
Every Single Animal in the world
====Utility====
Coal Golem
Lava golem
Stone golem
Glass golem
Ender golem
Redstone Golem
Lapis Lazuli Golem
Gold Golem
Diamond Golem
Emerald Golem
Osidian Golem
Ice Golem
Netherrack Golem
Bedrock Golem(Creative only)
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