Mario Pissing Part 3/transcript

Story: Not posted yet.
Dialog:
NOTE: All of the misspellings are intentional, the dialog is shown exactly how it was written.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we continue the story exactly where we left off, let's see what happened between episode 1 and 2."
Mario: Alright, I put my pants on. What now?
Goomba: Jump on me motherfucker.
Mario: But why?
Goomba: BECAUSE LIKE I SAID BEFORE I'M AN ENEMY AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO JUMP ON ME!!!!!
Mario: But it's not normal for an enemy wanting to be killed.
Goomba: Just, I-Ugh, fine. I will reveal the truth. I'm very suicidal. So please just fucking end my life.
Mario: I will get you the help you need. Come to my car, I'll drive to to a psyatrist.
Goomba: Hope he will kill me.
"Later at a psychiatrist office."
Goomba: Please just fucking kill me already, I have nothing to live for.
Psychiatrist: Come on life isn't that bad.
Goomba: Yes, it fucking is.
Psychiatrist: Think of it like this, the weather is beautiful there are many beautiful trees, and the sun is shining.
Goomba: Holy shit, I'm not suicidal anymore, I'm cured. Thanks a lot.
Psychiatrist: Not so fast you still have to pay me money. I don't do this shit for free you know.
Goomba: Alright, fucking gladly.
"Now back to the current events."
Bowser: Well, Mario, you are now a villain, you should be proud of yourself.
Mario: No I'm not a fucking villain. I'll never be like you.
Bowser: Yes, you are. You killed a bunch of innocent people.
Mario: They weren't innocent in the slightest, they laugh at a video of me taking a piss. That's inexcusable.
Bowser: The more you keep denying it, the worse it will be for you. Come on, just admit you're a villain there is nothing wrong with that.
Mario: Shut the fuck up.