A Bag of Weed

A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian Griffin in the episode "420". Eventually, the crowd to whom they sang joined in
It was also heard during Less Sadness, More Happiness
* Lead Vocals: Julia McIlvaine and Noah Segan
== Lyrics ==
June: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
H/J: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
It's the only help that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
June: There you go. You're all getting it now.
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
June: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
June: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
June: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
June: Have a go, Henroid
Henry: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All: Hey!
Because all we need is a bag o' weed
To make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
(instrumental break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O'
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
Category:Songs