Bunny Returns!

Bunny Returns! is the first episode of The Bunny Show.
==Transcript==
===Bunny Returns===
[episode begins in Bunny’s house]
Bunny: Welcome. So, we haven’t seen each other since months, so you may wonder about what happened. Well, not really much, everything is mostly the same... except Peter. Peter is here now.
Peter Griffin: Poo.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: I hate it when reboots add new characters, but Peter is awesome!
[Pete walks in]
Pete: Did you call me?
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: No, I said Peter.
Pete: Oh, well, then I’ll go home.
Bunny: Wait, don’t go! We should introduce the characters for the new viewers!
Pete: Oh yeah.
Bunny: So, good morning. My name is Bunny, and I’m a bunny. Here is my friend Pete, who is a pile of blood. 
Pete: Indeed.
Bunny: Then there’s Fox. He’s a fox. Looking back, these names aren’t that creative. Anyway he tried to kill me and Rabbit.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Pete: Speaking of, Rabbit! He is Bunny’s cool brother.
Bunny: Yeah, he is the raddest rabbit in the town.
Pete: There was also Gras!
Bunny: Oh Gras, a tiny little piece of grass who would always get eaten by Turtle.
Pete: I feel bad for him.
Bunny: Yeah. Turtle was pretty stupid.
Pete: Well not as stupid as Petrick.
Bunny: I remember him. He’s such an idiot.
Pete: And Krab was definitely the greediest, that's for true.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: He never paid Mr. Sponge.
Pete: No wonder he’s so unamused.
Bunny: Is there anyone we left out?
Pete: Bernie! The hottest person!
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: Oh yeah. So we introduced them all. Wait! We forgot the funniest character!
Pete: We already talked about Peter.
Bunny: The second funniest then.
Pete: Are you talking about…
Bunny: Holupsquid!
Pete: He’s a confused lad.
Bunny: Such great people.
Pete: Wait, whatever happened to Rolleyes?
Bunny: He died.
Pete: Good.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: And so, let’s begin!
[theme song]
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny!
That’s a name you should know!
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny!
She’s the star of the show!
She's more than you think! She's got maximum grey!
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny's the one!
She comes right back at ya!
She comes right back at ya!
Give it all that you've got! Take your very best shot!
She'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!
Thanos: How can I help you, Mister Foxy?
Fox: I need a monster to clobber that dang Bunny!
Thanos: That's what we do best at NME!
Krab: You'd better get it with a money back guarantee!!
Oh, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, saving the day!
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, she's here to stay!
Don't be fooled by the size! You won't believe your eyes!
Bunny! (Bunny!) Bunny! (Bunny!) Bunny! (Bunny!)
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny’s the one!
Right back at ya!
YEAH!!
Announcer:  The Bunny Show was filmed in front of a live audience, and by that I mean Viper.
Viper: Hahaaaaaaa.
[end of theme song]
Bunny: Now what?
Pete: I dunno. Hmm… Maybe we could go outside and see how things have changed?
Bunny: That’s a wonderful idea!
[cut to them in the Park]
Pete: Huh, there are not a lot of things here...
Bunny: Well there’s this rock.
[Bunny picks up a tiny rock]
[hahaaaaaaa]
Pete: That is not very interesting…
Bunny: But there’s no one here!
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear! Bunny and Pete can’t meet everyone if no one is there!
Bunny: What the?
Peppa Pig: Oh dear! Bunny just realised I exist!
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: This will get annoying real fast.
Pete: Let’s go Bunny!
Bunny: Alright.
[They walk out of the Park]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Bunny and Pete walk out of the Park
Bunny: YOU ARE JUST SAYING WHAT WE DO OUT LOUD!
Peppa Pig Narrator: It’s my job!
Pete: Shut up!
Bunny: Oh dear.
[hahaaaaaaa]
[cut to them walking]
Bunny: Oh! Hey, look! There’s someone!
Pete: *gasp* Maybe that’s Turtle!
[the person is revealed to be a strange creature]
Pete: Well I was expecting others-
Creature: I am others!
Bunny: What?
Others: My name is Others!
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: That’s a strange name.
Others: Oh well I not chose it.
Pete: ...Did your mother give you that name?
Others: No it was spongebobfanonwiki user.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Pete: Oh.
Bunny: Yeah, we’ll… go now.
Others: We are gonna be friends right?!
Bunny: Bye!
[they run away]
[hahaaaaaaa]
[Others unzips a zipper in his head, revealing he’s Fox]
Fox: I am a genius!
[He calls up someone]
Fox: Those idiots fell for it! My plan is working!
Person on the phone: Good. Now try to bring them here.
Fox: Aight!
[cut to Bunny and Pete at Rabbit’s House]
Bunny: I haven’t seen Rabbit in a long time. I wonder how he’s now.
[Bunny knocks at the door and Rabbit opens it]
Rabbit: Oh hey sis!
Bunny: Hi Rabbit, how are you?
Rabbit: I am fine. Anyway, what are you doing?
Pete: We were just checking how everyone is now.
Rabbit: Great!
Bunny: Do you know where the Krusty Krab is?
Rabbit: Yeah, it’s pretty close, you just have to walk for a while and then turn left.
Bunny: Thanks!
[cut to them walking. Bunny bumps into Scott the Woz]
Pete: Oh look! It’s the guy who owns Sonic Jam!
Scott: What.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: What a great guy.
[they walk to Petrick’s rock]
Petrick: Oh look a hair.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: Hello- wait if we were going to the Krusty Krab why are we at Patrick’s house?
Pete: Well we turned left, as Rabbit told us.
Bunny: He said to turn right.
Pete: Oh…
Petrick: You are stupid, Pete.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Pete: Well then, let’s go, to the right!
Bunny: Yeah!
[cut to them at the Krusty Krab]
Bunny: Hello, Krusty Krab!
Holupsquid: pog
Bunny: Pog [2]
Holupsquid: Do you want anything?
Bunny: I want a carrot. Do you want anything, Pete?
Pete: Water. Pete needs water.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Bunny: Yes. Carrots and water.
Holupsquid: Okay…
[Krab comes out of his office]
Krab: Not you again!
Bunny: Uh… What did I do?
Krab: You came in here and ordered carrots.
Bunny: Yes, I know.
Krab: AND THEN YOU DIDN’T EVEN PAY!!
Bunny: Oh…
Pete: Well, it couldn’t be that much... How much was it?
Krab: 200 dollars.
[hahaaaaaaa]
Pete: WHAT?
Krab: See?
Bunny: Well what if I give you 20 dollars now, and I will come here every once in a while and give the rest?
Krab: No!
Pete: Why?
Krab: It’s a small amount! I have a house and daughter to feed, and I need to pay these guys! 
Holupsquid: Holup, you feed your house?
[hahaaaaaaa]
Krab: Not literally.
Mr. Sponge (in a bored voice): One carrot and a cup of water is here.
Bunny: Thank you! [takes the carrot]
Pete: WATER! [eats the cup] Yum.
Krab: Mr. Sponge! I just told them that they need to pay me!
Mr. Sponge: Yeah whatever.
[he walks back to the kitchen]
Krab: I AM GONNA-
[Fox jumps in]
Fox: Bunny!
Bunny: Fox!
Fox: Bunny!
Pete: Bunny!
[hahaaaaaaa]
Fox: What?
Pete: You said Bunny so I said Bunny too.
Fox: I- [runs into the kitchen]
Krabs: THAT FOX IS GONNA EAT MY KRABBY PATTIES!
[cut to Fox in the kitchen]
Fox: I am gonna steal all of this meat!
[Bunny and Pete break into the kitchen]
Bunny: Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!
Fox: Oh dear. [vanishes]
[hahaaaaaaa]
Krab: Bunny! You saved the Krusty Krab!
Bunny: I did!
Pete: Good Bunny!
Krab: Now, You don’t have to pay that 200. Just give me 20.
Bunny: Alright!
[Bunny gives him some money]
Krab: Goodbye!
Pete: Bye!!!
[cut to them in the Park]
Bunny: This day was great, but I think we should go home now.
Pete: Yeah, let’s go!
[Renaud jumps out of a bush and grabs bunny]
Bunny: OH NO! PETE HELP!
Pete: Okay! [tries to grab Bunny but fails] Dang it!
Renaud: I am gonna take you to my basement!
Bunny: Oh dear.
[cut to Renaud’s basement with Bunny chained to a chair]
Bunny: I do not like where this is going.
Renaud: I do!
CrazySponge: o hay renaud will u let me out
Renaud: No. [walks towards him] You don’t even-
[House crashes them]
House: Take that, you creep!
Bunny: Uh... Can someone get me out of here?
[Pete breaks in]
Pete: Bunny!
Bunny: Pete!
[Pete unlocks the lock and Bunny stands up]
Pete: Let’s get outta here!
Bunny: Alright!
[they run off]
Renaud (from under the house): Well at least I’m crushed with a kid!
[cut to Bunny and Pete arriving back at the Bunny Household]
Bunny: Oh my. This day was the funnest day of my life!
Pete: Yeah, same.
Bunny: Well, I guess I should say goodbye.
Pete: Byeee!
Bunny: See ya!
[Pete walks away]
Bunny: What a great guy! *sigh* Well I guess I’ll go back to being alone…
[screen fades to black]
=== Scatman Sez ===
Saxual Harrasment is bad
[episode begins with Scatman in a blank room]
Scatman: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! It's your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to! So what do you do? First, you say no, then you get outta there! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your parents, your teacher or a police officer.
[episode fades to black]
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