Librarian

Everybody was studying their books in the library, but they were having a hard time, because the Librarian was running the place today. "I am a librarian!" she boomed. "We know," said a student, standing up from his table. "Quiet!" the Librarian shouted. "This a library, and students are trying to study!" "They can't study with you yelling," replied the student. "Sit down!" the librarian shouted at him. "Do you have to scream at the top of your lungs?" The student sat down. "But I'm not screaming!" he whispered. "And by the way, why do you have to be so ugly?" "That's it!" The librarian shouted. "Out! Out of the library!" she grabbed him by his ear and pushed him out of the door. She ripped off his ear in doing so.
She decided to put it in her mouth. Ears don't taste very good, so she started choking and spit it out right on one of the student's books. It got the book all wet. "Hey! Why didn't anyone feel bad for me? You make a peep, you make out your last words, you know!" she warned in a loud tone. Then she walked over to her desk and saw something that was covered in a sheet. She pulled the sheet over and there was a bomb underneath. Literally, a lit bomb. "I've got a bomb!" she said. "Who's going to set it off?"
Everybody looked at her and started panicking, running around the room. "Quiet!" she yelled, whipping out a blowhorn and blowing it. Everybody fell to the ground, and then started running out of the library. When they were all done, the librarian shrugged and threw the bomb out the door, where all of the student were. A lot of smoke was coming a loud boom noise was heard, and the bomb was gone. As all of the now charred students walked back into the room, she grabbed a vacuum cleaner, shouting, "It's time for some Spring Cleaning!" As she started it up, all of the students ran out of the library at once as the Librarian finished sucking up the whole library.
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Category:Series 10 Minifigures