Kirby vs Pac-Man

The classic pink puffball from Dreamland, Kirby, raps against the ghostbusting hero of Pac-Land, Pac-Man, to see which circular 8-bit eater is better.
Kirby Background: Fountain of Dreams
Pac-Man Background: The Pac-Maze
Beat: https://soundcloud.com/allrounda/instrumental-ready-for-take-off-beat-by-allrounda
== The Battle ==
(Starts at 0:11)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
KIRBY
VS
PAC-MAN
BEGIN!
=== Pac-Man ===
(0:23)
Time to Pac 'n Roll! Namco superstar reporting for duty
Pac-in-Time to serve a new dish to this loony, fruity, groupie
Turn your smile upside down, because you won't be happy after this
My disses are bliss, you'll be dizzier than after Ribbon's kiss
Call me a bully, because eating puffballs like you is a cinch to me
Without Meta Knight's violent guidance you'd be an outcast to society
The Pac-Maniac is running the show so start pac-ing up your things and go
A fat fag like you hasn't got a chance to win; let alone come close when I own this!
=== Pac-Man Jr. ===
(0:46)
Ooohhh!
=== Pac-Man ===
(0:47)
You've only got a chance in your Land of Dreams, so it's time for baby to take a nap
Your plot is about as good as my massive cherry craps!
=== Pac-Man Jr. ===
(0:52)
Oh snap!
=== Pac-Man ===
(0:53)
I've won a trophy wife, I'll end our strife, I'm living life! You're a slave
So speak up, kid! That is, if you can find it in you to be brave!
=== Kirby ===
(0:58)
A victory for Pac? Yeah right, I call hax
You could never beat me, poyo! And believe me, that's a fact
You gobble up everything in sight, no shame, you're the only one to blame
For your bad games! If only your fame were deserved; you should be ashamed
While you go golfin', racin', it's the star system I be savin'
I don't need so many crossovers to get the point across; I'm amazin'
You're not tough, you're not courageous,
There's so many games in your series, it's outrageous
A cheese wheel against the galaxy's savior? Now that's dangerous!
=== Pac-Man ===
(1:22)
Pac is Back for another Pac Attack, you dumb hack
You've been Inhaling so much, must've puffed up some crack
I eat villains for a living, so this is an afternoon snack
I'm perfectly suited for smashing; smack, whack, thwack!
Time for the orange gloves to come off and for this douche to get sacked
=== Pac-Man Jr. ===
(1:36)
K.O.!
=== Pac-Man ===
(1:37)
I'm the best at what I do, it's my skills that you lack
You're a walking Gay Pride Parade, so let's see your come-back
=== Pac-Man Jr. ===
(1:42)
Who'll be the winner? We already know!
(Kirby opens a bag and another rapper pops out.)
=== Kirby ===
(1:45)
Things are about to get gooey, so prepare yourself
My blob's outta the bag and off of the trophy shelf!
=== Gooey ===
(1:51)
You'll be so embarrassed by your loss, you'll turn 50 Shades of Pinky
I spit it so intense you won't be able to Blinky
You'll want to ooze away and hide, so I'll call you Inky
When you and I collide, you'll finally lose your aggression and pride
You'll suffer permanent brain damage. Just ask Clyde
Yo Kirby, finish these posers. Make them cry!
=== Kirby ===
(2:08)
You've got Zero game, I've overcome the shadows
Ms. Pac-Man was over last night and wow, she's a hoe, yo
My rage is flowing out like lava, call me a Volcano
You just can't beat me and my Crystal clear flow
My raps stack high, call 'em Triple Deluxe, they'll give you thrills
I have a home to return to, I'm carrying millions of D-bills
Ripping you is easy, not to Yarn, but to thread
Your chances of winning this are De-De-De-dead!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(Kirby inhales the logo.)
OOOOFFF HIIIISTOOORRYY!