BBQ Sauce

BBQ Sauce is a male dragonet who can somehow fly. 
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== Appearance ==
BBQ sauce has brown scales that are darker than most skywings' scales, a broad face and body, and large wings. He is only 4'9 inches tall. (aka he's a little pipsqueak)
== Personality ==
A very smiley, arrogant, stupid, violent, and outgoing skywing. He is a very picky eater, disliking any food without BBQ sauce on it. His brain is the size of a flea and he can't remember anything that happened over 5 seconds ago.
== Backstory ==
When he was in an egg, he fell into a large container in a BBQ sauce factory, (yes the sky kingdom has bbq sauce factories now) but was saved by his dad, Dinglenuttybuddyfuddyfartinmygrandpasbreathingmachine Sr, who gave him the name BBQ sauce when he hatched due to his dark scales matching the cover of BBQ sauce and his egg falling in the container. 
His dad thought he was a stupid a// motherf//ker, so he sent him to Jade mountain academy. But when he got there, he was too disobedient. The students thought he was annoying as s//t. Though he met this one dragonet named Vandalstopper, who was also forcefully sent to Jade mountain academy. The two became friends, and would often annoy the teachers together to the point where they would cry. Everything changed when one night, he poured gasoline on Tsunami’s scales when she was asleep. During battle training, he asked his classmates if they wanted to see a ‘firefighter,’ and then when Tsunami attacked BBQ Sauce, he set Tsunami on fire. This ultimately led to him getting expelled from the school.
After, he didn’t return to the sky kingdom. Instead, he went to the rainforest with Vandalstopper and made a deal with a rainwing named Poopscales to give him their venom in exchange for 10000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds of treasure. Poopscales accepted because they’re dumb, and BBQ sauce collected their venom in a (metal) water gun. Both of them made deals with a few more dumb rainwings, before setting off towards the sky kingdom to kill Dinglenuttybuddyfuddyfartinmygrandpasbreathingmachine Sr. 
When he made it, BBQ Sauce killed Dinglenuttybuddyfuddyfartinmygrandpasbreathingmachine Sr, Queen Ruby, and almost every dragon in the sky kingdom along with Vandalstopper. When they thought they were done, oh no! A spear shot into BBQ sauce's ribs, killing him instantly. His friend yelped and immediately fled from the sky kingdom. It is unknown what happened to her after that chain of events.
== Relationships ==
=== Poopscales: ===
BBQ sauce only loves Poopscales ( P L A T O N I C A L L Y ) because she gave him her venom. Their relationship is pretty toxic ngl
=== Vandalstopper: ===
BBQ sauce and Vandalstopper are really good friends, despite their different povs on vandalism. Do I really need to say anything more?
=== Dinglenuttybuddyfuddyfartinmygrandpasbreathingmachine Sr: ===
BBQ sauce hates his dad for calling him a dumba// motherf//ker and sending him to Jade mountain academy, hence why he killed him in the first place.
=== Smokeweedeveryday: ===
BBQ sauce never met his mother, probably because she left him at birth and was never seen again.
== Trivia ==
- BBQ sauce's real name is Towhee.
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