School Coup

School Coup is the eighth and final episode of No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom High. It premiered on July 1, 2021.
==Plot==
Mr. Trump attempts to overthrow the results of the Bikini Bottom High student body president election. 
==Transcript==
[The episode opens in the cafeteria.] 
Mr. Apple: Hello students! Today I am proud to announce the winner of the student body election. Not only did he win, but he won resoundingly with 97% of the vote. 
Mr. Pepperchicken: He? Well I guess we can count out Travis. It’s either me or Bubble Bass!
Mr. Apple: Congratulations to…Mr. Hults! 
Mr. Pineapple, Mr. Bass, and Mr. Pepperchicken: WHAT
Mr. Apple: Indeed. 
Mr. Bass: But he wasn’t even running! 
Mr. Apple: Indeed. He won via write-in. 
Mr. Trump [off-screen]: Not so fast! 
[The students turn around, to see Mr. Trump standing in the back of the cafeteria.]
Mr. Apple: Mr. President! What are you doing here?
Mr. Trump: I’m here to take back what’s rightfully mine! 
Mr. Renaud: Agh, fine, I’ll go get her out of my batcave… 
Mr. Trump: I’m not talking about her. But now that you mention it, give her back too. I’m talking about THE ELECTION YOU STOLE FROM ME ALONG WITH HELP FROM DOMINION! 
Mr. Apple: Sir, this is a high school. 
Mr. Trump: I know! I WON THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT ELECTION! DOMINION DELETED 2.7 MILLION TRUMP VOTES NATIONWIDE. DATA ANALYSIS FINDS 221,000 MRS. PUFF’S CLASS VOTES SWITCHED FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP TO HULTS. 941,000 TRUMP VOTES DELETED. CLASSES USING DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS SWITCHED 435,000 VOTES FROM TRUMP TO HULTS.
[Mr. Lobster quickly runs over to Mr. Trump]
Mr. Lobster: Absolutely right, Mr. THE LEGITIMATE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT OF BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH!
Mr. Apple: Larry, you helped me count the votes! You know this election result is legitimate. 
Mr. Lobster: Nope. Evidence of voter fraud continues to grow, including 20,000 dead people on the Mrs. G’s class roll and many thousands all over the school. Now, there has been an artificial number of votes in favor of Mr. Hults. Almost ZERO ballots rejected in Mr. R’Onion’s class this election. In years past, close to 4%. Not possible. Must have signature check on envelopes now. Very easy to do. Dems fighting because they got caught. Far more votes than needed for flip. Republicans must get tough!
Mr. Trump: I even brought my trusty lawyer to prove it! 
[Suddenly Mr. Giuliani enters the cafeteria.]
Mr. Apple: Didn’t you have your law license suspended?
Mr. Giuliani: That was just because I’m so effective! 
Mr. Apple: I am sorry, but we can not hear any legal arguments filed by someone without a law license. 
Mr. Trump: So you’re discriminating against people who’ve had their law licenses suspended for perjury? Yet another example of disgraceful liberal bias. 
[Mr. Pineapple enters the scene, holding a briefcase.]
Mr. Pineapple: Uh, I have a law license and I’d be more than happy to represent Mr. Trump in this case. 
Mr. Apple: But I thought you were a left-winger! 
Mr. Pineapple: I am! But like Mr. Trump, I also know what it’s like to have something stolen from me! ...My heart. 
[He glares at Mr. Hults.]
Mr. Pineapple: Let the lawsuits begin! 
Mr. Trump: You better win this, kid! 
Mr. Pineapple: Don’t worry. I know exactly what I’m doing. Trust me, our case is bullet-proof. 
[Later that day]
Mr. Apple: Mr. Trump and Mr. Pineapple, you two have lost every single one of the 457 cases you have filed against the election. 
Mr. Trump: TRAVIS! 
Mr. Pineapple: Well, hey, it’s better than your last lawyer! [points to Mr. Guiliani] He won -32. 
Mr. Guiliani: That’s simply because I was so effective! 
Mr. Trump: Well, I suppose it’s time for Plan B. 
[Suddenly dozens of boatmobiles crash through the cafeteria, led by Mr. Lobster.] 
Mr. Lobster: YOU’LL PAY FOR STEALING THIS STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT ELECTION! 
[The rest of the boaters get out of their boatmobiles and start violently attacking the students.]
Mr. Apple: HEY HEY HEY! I’m the one supposed to be beating the children! 
Mr. Renaud: Actually, that’s *my* job! 
[Mr. Lobster grabs ahold of Mr. Hults, bodyslamming him.] 
Mr. Lobster: Concede the election to the school’s true leader, DONALD J. TRUMP, OR PERISH!
Mr. Pineapple: And tell him to unblock me on Instagram too! 
Mr. Lobster: Oh yeah. AND UNBLOCK TRAVIS ON INSTAGRAM TOO! 
[One of the boaters grabs Mr. Apple and ties him to a noose.] 
Mr. Trump: Well, I suppose this is it for you, Mr. Apple. The Trump Duck reigns once again. 
Boater: Say Mr. President, after we get done performing a fascist coup, can we go to FurryCon? [puts on a dog costume] 
[Suddenly Mr. Apple’s lengthy apple member pops out. He immediately jumps out of the noose and onto the boater’s face.]
Mr. Bass: That gives me an idea! FREE FUR SUITS FOR EVERY BOATER! 
[He dresses up each of the boaters, along with Mr. Trump, in fur suits, each one as a different animal. Mr. Apple rapes them one by one.] 
Mr. Bass: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BETRAYING THE MAP MOVEMENT, DONALD! 
[Mr. Apple then runs towards Mr. Trump, who is dressed as a rabbit, however Mr. Guiliani jumps in front of Mr. Trump and captures Mr. Apple.]
Mr. Trump: Ha! You can’t defeat me! 
Mr. Apple: No, but he can. [points to behind Mr. Trump]
Mr. Trump: Huh?
[Mr. Trump turns around, to find Mr. Sullivan running toward him]
Mr. Sullivan: I’ve missed you, Lola! 
Mr. Trump: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
[Mr. Sullivan tackles Mr. Trump to the ground. Cut to later that day.]
Mr. Hults: Well, my fellow students, we successfully defeated the fascist coup. And now for my first act as student body president- 
[The bell rings.]
Mr. Apple: Welp, it was a fun year. See you all in three months!
[Everyone except Mr. Hults then exits the building. The lights then switch off, leaving him alone in darkness. The episode ends.]      
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