Cemetery Mary vs Preston's Hourglass

Cemetery Mary vs Preston's Hourglass is a rap battle by Shimario. It features the protagonist of ArcadeKitten's visual novel Cemetery Mary, Mary Anta, rapping against the main villain of Dreadful Studios' horror game Preston's Hourglass, Preston Ramirez.
== Cast ==
garbageGothic as Mary Anta
Fightmarker as Preston Ramirez
== Lyrics ==
=== Mary Anta: ===
I thought it’d be a normal day down at the cemetery 
So I’m shocked to see a new thing that’s dead and buried
Around here, there aren’t many graves I haven’t known
But I’ve never seen something as underground as your Catacombs
Anyways though, hi there. My name is Mary
And uhh, are you really meant to be a game that’s scary?
I mean, I’m not great with them, but with all of the trends you copped
It’s like you’ve been frozen in time ever since Slender dropped
All the mechanics you’re attempting are kind of stretching
Like really, the Anti Preston Spell is just to spell Preston?
O-Okay, I think I’m done now, you can go
Just.. don’t turn the booth into a Dreadful Studio
=== Preston Ramirez: ===
Oh, why hello there mortal, and welcome
Get comfortable, my pen game has im-Pres-sed-tons 👀
You best prepare for this perfectly constructed verse
Aw, you have anxiety? Time to make it fucking worse
You seem to stick with people, I can’t be that shocked
Why wouldn’t a pussy be ArcadeKitten’s mascot
One prank was enough to get the tears to come down?
WELL LET’S SEE HOW FUCKING FAST YOU CAN RUN NOW
It’s sick how much you’re wasting your time
You talk to ghosts, and are still the one with no life
I handcrafted a device that’s so fine
Maybe call Reginald, my shit tends to blow minds
You’ve been lied to by your colleagues since the start
I guess both you and your gameplay are always in the dark
and fuck each of your endings, whether they’re bad, good or true
The only real one is when PRESTON KILLS YOU
(Mary uses the hourglass, stopping Preston in time.)
=== Mary Anta: ===
A-Alright, I think he’s stuck now, hopefully
So I guess I could read a few of these notes at least 
I didn’t really take you as one who’d have so much history
But, does this say that your wife left you on Christmas Ev-
Oh, it stopped. Well, what I was trying to say
is that I’m pretty sure you’re uh, kind of insane?
I mean, just glancing at you I feel I got enough
But looking back into your past? You really are a nut
You were always dying to find out what tweaking time could do
Got so into it that your mind decided to fly the coop
Killed all your companions, now you’re left to rot inside your tombs
How ironic that your vision ultimately blinded you
Yet once you’re beaten you just dump a wall of text and leave?
I think you know a lot more about bad ends than me
You must hate yourself now, but next time I stop by
I’ll bring two new flowers for you and your lost pride
=== Preston Ramirez: ===
LISTEN BITCH! You living this long was dumb luck
So just do what ya mommy would - and SHUT THE FUCK UP
I’ll drive you crazy, it’s undeniable
Dimitrius will be JEALOUS when I turn Mary maniacal
Poor poor Crowven, I fucking truly pity him
I’d be a douche too if I was stuck with this damn idiot
Your friends are always tired of your bumbling and hissy fits
‘til you’ve got a bigger pit in your stomach than Ovidius 
Never helped no one, you practically just spectate
You are best off at the Cemetery - you’re dead weight
But now that Preston’s making damn sure you meet your end
You’ll finally be able to meet with the deceased again