Child Molesting Priests/Transcript

So the other day I'm listening to the news, and they're talking about a priest in the area that was molesting children twenty or thirty years ago or whatever, I don't know, the details aren't all that important in this case. Anyway, two men have come forward and said they had their penises played with by Father McFondles, and they've been awarded two million dollars each. Two million dollars! Now, here's the problem I have with this, and maybe it's because no one's ever touched my cock when I didn't want them to -- I mean, hell, I got enough trouble getting the people I want to touch my cock to touch it -- but where do these crazy dollar amounts come from? You hear about these all the time, where some child was molested and after so many years of suffering silently, they muster up the courage to call a lawyer and find out how big of a house it's worth. Shit, I wish I was molested as a child! In fact, I had a karate instructor that was accused of it -- I don't know if he was ever found guilty or not -- all I know is I was pissed that he never touched my dick! First off, I could've been a millionaire and an excuse for being an asshole. "Oh, I was molested as a child, that's why I behave like I do." No, instead I'm just a prick to people for no reason. And second of all, I look back at pictures of me, and I think I was a pretty cute kid, so what the fuck was wrong with me? What, were you too good for my boy dick, sensei? Ah, whatever. The point I'm trying to make is, who decides what this pain and suffering is worth? Yes, I do believe that if a person did this to a child, they should be punished by the law, that's for fucking sure. All joking aside, there's no worse crime than molesting a child -- besides fucking a child, I guess -- but, good! The man has been caught and been brought to justice. Why do the victims deserve any money? Was it determined that, if they didn't get molested as children, they might've become rich doctors, but they couldn't cause the sight of a naked body brought on Vietnam-style flashbacks of early morning confessional booth reach-arounds? That two million dollars isn't gonna make it not've happened, it doesn't erase the past -- unless, maybe it's for drugs that help erase painful memories or something -- but somewhere along the line, our legal system decided that that specific crime is worth a cash settlement. If you get assaulted on the street, or have your house robbed, or even get raped as an adult, there's no way to get money from that! Insurance might pay for what exactly you lost, or had stolen from you, and in Canada, your medical bills are paid, but they don't say, "Oh, you got raped, well, uh, hey, we brought the rapist to justice -- ah, plus, here's a million bucks!" It doesn't happen. It even takes away from the nobility and bravery of coming forward. Sure, it's embarrassing as hell, you have to live with the fact that everyone knows you were molested as a child, and for some reason, people don't forget that shit. They'll forget your name, your birthday, but they're never gonna forget the fact that you got touched as a boy. But it always seems like in the end, they're just out for the money. And maybe that's not fair to say, maybe they really, really just wanted to bring an evil person to justice, and the money's just a nice bonus. But at the end of the day, I really can't feel too sad for a millionaire, no matter where the bad man touched him.
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