The Calls

"The Calls" refer to the voicemails Randy and the Crew listen to and respond with advice and stories from their past. Every episode, they get through as many as they can!
Below will feature a general description of each call per episode with a timestamp. I'm going back through the episodes from the beginning and grabbing the info as I go. I hope to be fully up to date by May 31, 2024.
Episode 	Call Description 	Approx. Timestamp*
Episode 1 	Caller hits the blunt 	14:25
Episode 1 	Caller is dating a guy with kids 	15:28
Episode 1 	Caller's workplace ex is dating his boss 	24:15
Episode 1 	Caller wants to know best way for girl to let a guy know she's into him and not look thirsty 	30:00
Episode 1 	Caller wants to know what kind of strain to buy 	35:45
Episode 1 	Caller's part-time roommate is slacking on chores 	37:20
Episode 1 	Caller's upstairs neighbor plays new wave jazz at 6:00am 	42:45
Episode 1 	Caller's child is not handing in art assignments 	48:15
Episode 1 	Caller's girlfriend threw out his DVD collection for cheating with gym girl 	52:00
Episode 1 	Caller called off wedding and ex-fiancée won't give back ring 	55:00
Episode 2 	Caller wants to know how Randy keeps sunny disposition despite that everything sucks 	14:45
Episode 2 	Caller keeps having their lunchboxes stolen from work 	20:45
Episode 2 	Caller asks for suggestions for salacious shows to share with his wife 	26:15
Episode 2 	Caller quit their job and doesn't know what to do 	32:15
Episode 2 	Caller wants advice on the duplicitous system in general 	36:59
Episode 2 	Caller and the wedding party had drugged drinks 	41:15
Episode 2 	Caller's girlfriend gets in the backseat of car when he drives 	47:05
Episode 2 	Caller hasn't been paid for performances but has a plan 	51:20
Episode 2 	Caller wants to know how Randy is able to have it all with style 	56:15
Episode 2 	Caller's back of the house needs some sprucing up 	58:45
Episode 2 	Caller's girlfriend won't put her clothes in the hamper 	1:02:55
Episode 2 	Caller is Carissa and cops are on their way 	1:07:35
Episode 3 	Caller who hit the blunt in Ep 1 called back to provide proof of life 	00:36
Episode 3 	Caller wants advice on what to do with extra funds from sale of house 	19:10
Episode 3 	Caller is scandalous Florida trash and is meeting older English fiance's family 	28:15
Episode 3 	Caller and wife have multiple kids, and need advice on expecting another 	38:25
Episode 3 	Caller shared walls with office bathroom and can hear a co-worker in there 	47:30
Episode 3 	Caller thinks they and partner need to cut down on weed and not be sneaky 	54:15
Episode 3 	Caller's girlfriend wants them to make a mixtape 	1:02:20
Episode 3 	Caller is trying to figure out if professor is being devious 	1:09:40
Episode 3 	Caller's wife changes Bruce Springsteen video to Mama Mia 2 	1:17:40
Episode 3 	Caller and sister want input on thin dad who doesn't eat much and criticizes them 	1:21:35
Episode 4 	Caller wants to know what's with people wearing Oakleys on the back of their heads 	17:15
Episode 4 	Caller's neighbor still has Christmas decorations out in yard 	23:25
Episode 4 	Caller found roommate's missing coffee mug 	31:25
Episode 4 	Caller's daughter beat Minecraft 	41:50
Episode 4 	Caller needs advice about ex-girlfriend texting them 	46:40
Episode 4 	Caller wants relationship advice stemming from infected tattoo 	56:00
Episode 4 	Caller wants advice on insecurity from being around smarter people 	1:00:35
Episode 4 	Caller constantly thinking about starting his own business 	1:12:35
Episode 4 	Caller's dad traded a silver dollar for authentic skunk glands 	1:17:50
Episode 4 	Caller has been getting ghosted lately 	1:26:15
Episode 4 	Caller wants to know what to teach new son about being a quality man 	1:30:00
Episode 5 	Caller is a teacher looking for cool STEAM activities to inspire kids 	18:55
Episode 5 	Caller changed their diet and now has horrible gas 	28:15
Episode 5 	Caller's wife got a job transcribing pornography films 	34:40
Episode 5 	Caller is tall with a bad back which makes it difficult to kiss ladies 	48:15
Epsiode 5 	Caller needs relationship advice based on his adult circumcision 	53:10
Epsiode 5 	Caller needs to prioritize major real life purchases 	58:40
Episode 5 	Caller needs help organizing how to consume media 	1:04:05
Episode 5 	Caller wants to know what sort of tattoo ideas Randy has 	1:09:45
Episode 5 	Caller hasn't worked on his Masters Thesis and the deadline looms 	1:15:10
Episode 5 	Caller and sisters discovered they have different fathers and it caused a rift between them 	1:22:55
Episode 5 	Caller wants to know if Randy, Stu and Amber ever slighted each other 	1:30:45
Episode 6 	Q&A is a teacher who has history with another trash-talking teacher 	11:25
Episode 6 	Q&A has a mean daughter who calls them cringe 	17:45
Epsiode 6 	Q&A is a production assistant who wants to ask for a raise without drama 	19:10
Epsiode 6 	Q&A didn't get in friends' improv team 	22:30
Epsiode 6 	Q&A's boss was fired and he must now be the boss 	26:40
Epsiode 6 	Q&A says Princess Baby many times, wants to know how to have fun in Vegas 	37:50
Epsiode 6 	Q&A's newest roommate doesn't want to pay for a new fridge 	42:40
Epsiode 6 	Q&A has tattoo drama with current boyfriend over both their exes 	48:40
Epsiode 6 	Q&A agreed to travel to Greece with ex-boyfriend of 10 years 	52:30
Epsiode 6 	Q&A's 7-11 charges him for extra insulating cup 	1:00:00
Epsiode 6 	Q&A is offered a job by a sketchy producer 	1:01:10
Episode 7 	Caller is concerned about relationship after Viva La Bam DVDs were donated 	19:50
Episode 7 	Caller's friend's mother thinks he slept with friend's wife 	26:25
Episode 7 	Caller's dog has been leaving samples on the couch 	34:30
Episode 7 	Caller was fired for stealing a CD with his girlfriend with oddly specific details 	40:20
Episode 7 	Caller's cat has begun showing devious behavior about meals 	50:05
Episode 7 	Caller is concerned dog walking groom down the aisle is white on her wedding day 	58:00
Episode 7 	Caller's wife is going to Paris and her friends are bad influences 	1:03:30
Episode 8 	Caller from Episode 1 is following up about what strains he bought 	19:55
Episode 8 	Caller's dad wears shoes in the house 	23:20
Episode 8 	Caller doesn't want to hang out with work friends 	30:35
Episode 8 	Caller's wife has work-husband 	41:05
Episode 8 	Caller is considering new position the owners kept dangling over him 	48:50
Episode 8 	Caller is oldest person in his department, wants to know how to relate 	59:20
Episode 9 	Caller wants to know what's the best ice in a urinal 	18:00
Epsiode 9 	Caller doesn't want to be in new sister-in-law's bridal party 	24:30
Epsiode 9 	Caller wants tips on cleaning up after babies 	32:25
Epsiode 9 	Caller expresses his genuine hopes for Randy and Amber 	42:25
Epsiode 9 	Caller's roommate is broke buy who has grown a lot of shrooms 	49:50
Epsiode 9 	Caller is curious about lingo the Crew uses around each other 	56:05
Epsiode 9 	Caller is feeling tightness in hips and glutes 	1:03:35
Epsiode 9 	Caller didn't receive promised promotion and doesn't want to go through development training 	1:15:30
Episode 10	Caller was called 'Chief' by a neighbor 	11:40
Episode 10	Caller following up on his thesis and is curious about what games to play next 	23:55
Episode 10	Caller considering scandlous behavior over first born's middle name 	36:35
Episode 10	Caller wants to know who is the most duplicitous NBA team 	46:50
Episode 10	Caller's one friend is a bad hang 	53:50
Episode 10	Caller's boss has flipped out on co-worker more than once 	1:02:20
Episode 11	Caller wants to know how he should treat his friend about football 	25:10
Episode 11	Caller's girlfriend's best friend keeps coming on him 	32:50
Episode 11	Call about to board flight and needs seating tips 	42:20
Episode 11	Caller wants advice about kid who is funnier than him 	52:10
Episode 11	Caller is having open conversations with spouse and it has spread to friend/family circle 	59:45
Episode 11	Caller wants to know, Mork or Mindy? 	1:12:55
Episode 12	Caller lives with ex-girlfriend for the dogs, needs ideas how to spend free time 	20:35
Episode 12	Caller misses diner restaurants and wants to know what the Crew thinks about them 	28:40
Episode 12	Caller's best friend always chews with mouth open 	42:45
Episode 12	Caller's wife might be having multiple affairs as a professional conductor 	50:15
Episode 13	Caller's roommate has some weird habits 	22:25
Episode 13	Caller needs tips on how to start cutting guests from growing wedding invite list 	29:05
Episode 13	Caller works in customer service and was wrongly accused of being a duplicitous liar 	41:55
Episode 13	Caller's was proudly shown his old foreskin by his father 	49:40
Episode 13	Caller wants advice about how to deal with new boss while trying to get a promotion 	57:35
Episode 14	Caller follows up on baby getting dog's middle name; asks how Randy and Carissa keep it interesting 	31:10
Episode 14	Caller's fiancée allowed inappropriate contact with an Irish man in a pub 	40:45
Episode 14	Caller wants to know how to get away with kissing friends' friends 	48:10
Episode 14	Caller is COVID-infected Mark Padavano 	58:30
Episode 15	Caller feels duplicitous for going on group trip with good friend's cheating ex who is also a friend 	15:40
Episode 15	Caller wants to gauge her deviousness because she knows her boyfriend will propose 	26:55
Episode 15	Caller is going skydiving but worried what he will learn about himself 	56:35
Episode 15	Caller's boyfriend gave her printout receipt of book she wants in unwrapped box 	1:05:00
Episode 15	Caller wants advice on which streaming platforms to cut 	1:17:00
Episode 16	Caller follows up to confirm fiancée was sleeping with Irish guy 	21:45
Episode 16	Caller follows up about forming his own improv team after being rejected by his improv friends 	33:05
Episode 16	Caller follows up about kissing friend's friend. Friend works for water company 	42:05
Episode 16	Caller follows up about the weed advice again 	55:40
Episode 16	Caller wants to make a Tom Petty playlist 	102:40
Episode 17	Caller has duplicitous roommate who leaves wet paper on the counter 	17:40
Episode 17	Caller's new co-worker is a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog and Putin 	31:25
Episode 17	Caller had relationships affected by old roommate letting a friend stay on the couch while she was absent 	40:15
Episode 17	Caller works remotely at job they hate but wants career advice 	50:45
Episode 18	Caller's friends get upset she is a better bowler while imbibing 	11:15
Episode 18	Caller got invite to an ex's wedding 	31:10
Episode 18	Caller is drunk and disappointed his friend can't make his band's show because of a wedding 	40:50
Episode 18	Caller is hungry and taking a fried around Richmond Virginia, who got soaked 	48:30
Episode 18	Caller is Mark Padavano and he establishes his boundaries with Randy 	1:03:00
Episode 19	Caller is worried about own devious behavior about leading partners on and gets bored with them 	14:30
Episode 19	Caller lives in apartment building where mailman leaves snot tissue behind mailboxes 	28:30
Episode 19	Caller has chocolate bar with mushrooms and is thinking of taking them without telling his wife 	39:25
Episode 19	Caller is upset the Mayor of Flavortown associates with a former president, thinks The Crew belongs on 
The Real World	51:55
Episode 19	Caller wants to know if it's duplicitous to listen to an ex's custom Spotify playlist 	1:01:20
Episode 20	Caller in Barcelona living with unemployed boyfriend who applied to be a male escort and talked to many women 	16:25
Episode 20	Caller wants to know about duplicitous activities for his bachelor party, plus Mark owes him money for mushrooms	33:15
Episode 20	Caller now lives with his girlfriend and is having trouble with pooping in her vicinity 	55:35
Episode 20	Caller living with sister and her wife who leave bathroom door open every time they use it 	1:07:49
 	 	
 	 	
*Timestamp reflects an episode runtime without ads. This future-proofs the old data in case the show ever breaks out into an ad-supported format.