After the fall of the 1980s - Episode 1 - Miami, 1996

Narrator: It's not normal to see turmoil after the end of the 1980s. This is Miami, no, not 1986 Miami. This is 1996 Miami. Many folks were stuck back in time, so by the time 1990 came. So did many problems. The U.S has now been turned into a mafia state. The election's are now fixed by the American Organized Crime Organizations. 
Narrator: Who is this unfortunate Black Man, who came here, at the wrong time? Let's see the events unfold.
Black Man: Please dear god, have mercy!
Italian Mafioso 1: What's yo fuckin problem? Needing to take our stash to fulfill your drug needs?
Black Man: Please, I need them to feed my baby girl, she's only 9!
Italian Mafioso 2: We don't give a fucking shit, you might as well fuck your girl.
Narrator: Instead of showing remorse, these sick people continue to beat him with aluminum bats and carve his stomach up with hunting knives while he still breathes. They could have sent him to the hospital, but no, they instead continue to beat him. Guess he's a goner now
Italian Mafioso 1: Goddamn these people won't just give up Vinnie! They are continuing to attack our stash, we've lost more cocaine than marijuana. Is marijuana what will we only have?
Italian Mafioso 2: Damn Straight Tommy, these people deserve it. Let's just get going interrogating that Haitian punk
Narrator: Who's this? Someone has came to this man's aid? His name is "AlaskanTeal"? W-what are you doing in there? Help the poor guy! Look at him, he's bleeding! Send him to the medical ward, quick! A rumble, guess he's hungry. Well there's a Burger Shot right there, what are you waiting for? Go there kid! 
Narrator: Someone's left burgers cooking from him! Weird..... What's wrong Alaskan? What's wrong? Maybe some hot wheels caught his eye, let's zoom in...… No, No this better be a joke, the severed parts of a Well-Stacked Pizza Employee are on the grill. Let's hope that is not a mannequin. But unfortunately, it looks to hyper-realistic for it to be considered a mannequin. But I don't blame Alaskan, that looks disgusting. Something just moved, it was loud, definitively loud.
???: WHO THE FUCK IN THERE!? WHO FUCK ENTERS MY FUCKING BURGER JOINT!? I'M GOING KILL YOU!
Narrator: OH MY GOD! RUN ALASKANTEAL! RUN!
???: COME HERE FUCK! NO ONE FUCK WITH JORGE! 
Narrator: Oh man, I was clearly spooked. What's Jorge going to do now? He's kicking the poor man, an attempt to see is he alive or not
Jorge The Butcher: The fuck's dead, great...…. I cook him same way I cook the punk who came here without a gun
Narrator: He's going to cook the man, unfortunately, this is Ocean Drive now. What used to be a place for partying and getting high, it's now deserted, and destroyed. Unfortunately, this is the truth now.... Were signing off.... See you for 2 days.....
[EPISODE 2 COMING IN 2 DAYS]
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