Oliver Oswald Oilington

I AM OLIVER. OSWALD. OOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU OLD CHAP, YOU NINNY, I AM THE HEAD OF THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINGTON FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEUGH EGUH EGUHHH UGH GHGH!!! WHY ONCE WHEN I WAS A CHILD I BANISHED MY FATHER TO THE OOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL ZZZZZZOOOONNNNNEEEE!!! WHEN I INHERITED THE BUSINESS AND BEGAN SPENDING THE OIL MONEY TO BUY MORE OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL, HE SAID THAT I COULDN'T! NOW HE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
WHY I OWN AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE ANCESTRAL MANSION CALLED THE OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL CATHEDRAL! WITHIN ARE A FEW OOOOIIIIIIILLLLLLLL ARTIFACTS, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE BEEN SCATTERED TO THE WINDS!!
== POWERS ==
WHY I CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, MY OL' BUDDY O' MINE!! ANYTHING CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD FOR THE RIGHT - -- - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! BUT TO BE MORE SPECIFIC... I CAN SLOSH AROUND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE BY DOING ANYTIHNG, MY BOY! IT'S HOW I LOOK MY BEST! I CAN ALSO CREATE SKELETAL DINOSAURS FROM THE MEMORIES OF THE OOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL, WHICH ARE ALSO MADE OF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! I CAN ALSO TAKE OUT BARRELS OF OOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL AND CHUCK THEM AROUND LIKE LOOSE COINS AT THE CORNER MARKET! I CAN MANIPULATE OOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM I DESIRE AS WELL!!!!
OF COURSE, MY MOST POWERFUL ANCESTRAL CONNECTION IS WITH THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! BY PASSING THROUGH MY OOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL I CAN ENTER A PLANE OF OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! AND NOTHING ESCAPES THE OIL ZONE EXCEPT FOR THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! WITH THIS I CAN DRAG AWAY UNSIGHTLY GUESTS AND MOVE WITH THE SPEED OF THAT DASTARDLY OLD ROADRUNNER FELLOW!!!
=== [OVERCLASS] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ===
(The effects of this ability are covered in oil and thus virtually impossible to decipher the specifics. It was used by an Oliver O. Oilington from another timeline who was at least Class 3. It caused that timeline to be somehow consumed by oil.)
== THE DESTRUCTION OF BENCH AGREEMENT SHOW THAT I LOVE SO MUCH!!!! ==
=== EPISODE 85 ===
 IGNORE THE EVENTS OF THIS WACKY EPISODE IT DOES NOT COUNT!
(During the events of this episode an Oilington from another timeline used his Overclass, which caused the Earth to crack apart and become devoured into the Oil Zone. This killed virtually everyone and destroyed everything within, turning it all into oil.)
== TRIVIA ==
* Oliver O. Oilington was made by Sylvia in DBA's first adoptathon as a small joke character. Taken by zanza due to an idea for a weird voice for him, he immediately took him in an eldritch direction after the events of a skirmish involved Oliver ripping a person into oil gore spears to attack enemies.
* Oliver has dropped matches into the Oil Zone. While it caught on fire for a moment, but due to the lack of oxygen and the overwhelming smothering power of the oil, it didn't spread "far".
* Yes, Oliver threw his own father into the Oil Zone after inheriting the family business.
* According to the Oil Prophecy Oliver is likely the "Oil One" who is destined to either bring peace and prosperity, or despair and demise, to the world.
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