Anthem of Suomi

Suomi, greatest duchy in the world 
All other duchies are run by little girls 
Suomi, number one exporter of weapons 
All other duchies have inferior weapons.
Suomi, home of Giant Fucking palace
It's length sixty kilometers, width nine inches 
Iron Dome system a marvel to behold 
It remove 90% of human rocket waste.
 
Suomi, Suomi, you very nice place 
From plains of Akihabarov to northern fence of Gaytown 
Suomi friend of all except Denmark 
They very dead people, with bullet in their brain.
 
Suomi, industry best in world 
We invented Jenkki and ball chair 
Suomi's prostitutes, cleanest in the region 
Except of course for Vinland's.
 
Suomi, Suomi, you very nice place 
From plains of Akihabarov to northern fence of Gaytown 
Come grasp mighty goulash of our Lubos 
From Port Arthur to Damn Helsinki!
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