Boris Bititoff

"Boris Bititoff", Way to Die #611, is the seventh and final death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.
== Plot ==
Mikhail, a Ukrainian soldier misses out on having sexual intercourse with Sonia, his female colleague, who instead makes out with Vladmir, another soldier. So, doubling as a zoophile, he makes up for it by trying to have sex with a raccoon. Mikhail tries to have the raccoon give him a fellatio, only for the raccoon to bite off his penis, and he later bleeds to death because of exsangunation, much to the horror of Vladmir and Sonia.
"Private Mikhail learned the hard way. It's not nice to screw Mother Nature. She just might bite back."
== Interviewees ==
* Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
* Jules Sylvester - Wildlife Expert