Mouse & Teapot: A Love Story

an adventure starring Tornan, Rollo, and Furious.
Description: Blursed items and a policeman with a penchant for pottery? Join Tornan and two new members; Furious and Rollo as they investigate Niqamui police department's 1000th crime of the year in... Mouse & Teapot: A Love Story.
Setting: Niqamui
Characters: 
* Vaclav Kampusch
* Chanté (née O'Brien) Kampusch: 
* Pliny Jordan
* Joel Ritter
* Loreena Saban
* Ioannis Cid
* Aryeh de Villiers
* Rekik (née Krugman) Kamakari
* Rene Kamakari
Plot synopsis: 
Tornan, Rollo, and Furious each share a dream where they are being tested by an evil polymorphing wand. They wake up, go to the guild hall, and are hired to participate in the 1,000th case per year interdepartmental cooperation case with the police and the Moody Booksellers. Moody bookseller Loreena Saban is moody and wants to investigate alone. When Loreena Saban went to the prison to ask prisoners for probable names for who might be burglarizing homes, Ioannis Cid and Aryeh de Villiers were mentioned by an aggrieved former coworker who didn't like them. She picked them up and brought them in for questioning. While interrogation was beginning, Loreena Saban informed Joel Ritter of the discovery of the Firebreathing Kittens that someone was polymorphing the burglary victims. Surprised that he was on their trail, Joel panicked and polymorphed Loreena into a bar of soap. He used this polymorph to coerce Ioannis and Aryeh to confess to the crime. Serve some time to avoid violence and polymorphing from Joel. Ioannis and Aryeh gave rushed confessions that conflicted. One said they broke in at midnight and fireballed the Kamakaris. One said they broke in at noon and disintegrated the Kamakaris. One confession even called the gnome and halfling victims dwarves. Joel planted two brown hairs, one from Ioannis and one from Aryeh, in the collected evidence for the case to frame them. Meanwhile, our heroes have been investigating the home of Rekik and Rene Kamakari, and have found some clues. They realize that the Kamakaris were polymorphed. They deduce that Joel is the villain, confront him, and use the evidence they've collected to convince his fellow officers to arrest him. Evidence includes the 15 year time period being too long ago for 21 year old humans to have committed the crime against the Kampusches, the hair going from one to two strands, the conflicting confessions, the opulent lifestyle of Joel, the terror of Ioannis and Cid and their unreasonable protection of the bar of soap, the size eleven shoe size match, and if they'd gone back to the house they could find Joel's hair there. Also, Joel panicked and polymorphed his partner, Pliny Jordan, in an attempt to silence the people who knew. The wand, having tested the mettle of Tornan, Rollo, and Furious and finding them about as unworthy as Joel is, let them wrest it from Joel's hand. 
Memorable Quotes:
"Gnaaa, Gnaaa" -Rollo, as an armadillo.
And later: 
"At least it wasn't glue." -Furious Johnson.
Category:Episodes