Defiant class

The Defiant Class Starship is a bloody powerful one. It can chew through enemy ships like a stoner goes through crisps. And chocolate. And pizza. It looks wicked cool.
Weapons:
:Quantum torpedo (Make things explode quicker than photons.)
:Pulse phasers (Make a cool tsew tsew tsew sound.)
:Strip phasers (Look at the model, they're there.)
:your face (nuff said)
Maximum speed:
:Warp lots
Crew:
:Benjamin Lafayette Sisko
:Some redshirts
:your mother
:Other folks