Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn played on Survivor: Luna, where she was the first boot. Despite being the first boot on the Armstrong tribe, Kaitlyn was adored by the spec lounge and her commentary delighted all throughout the season.
== Profile==
1. Whew... Aight. Let's do this. I'm Kaitlyn, 23 years old (soon to be 24 later this month--team Virgo), smexy lady, and living trapped in South Carolina. So EST is the time zone! Gaming hours are pretty darn flexible at the moment. I'm a night owl and kinda sleep in until noon-2 PM. Might change soon since I'm starting grad school this month. I'll keep ya updated! Occupation: ...Making you smile at my stupidity? Hopefully? I mean at the very least, you'll feel better about yourself. Boom. Most used GIF: The adorable little boy sipping tea cuz he done caught whiff of fuckery afoot (will drop below). I love me some spilled tea honey. Most used emoji: The serial killer/sarcastic/"lol I'mma slap dis hoe" smile. 
2. Have you played any orgs before? If yes, how many and what did you play most recently? Are you playing any others at the same time as this one? 
Neeeeeeope! Not a single one. Wait, does literature-based Roleplay count? If so, I've done looooots of those lol. This is my first time playing as myself in a Discord contest show though! 
3. Give us your most unpopular Survivor opinion: 
Uhhhh... Hm. Damn, it's been so long since I've watched. I can't really think of one off the top of my head... Screw it. I'll just say a general unpopular opinion and take the virtual beatdown that's bound to follow-- pineapple on pizza is a godsend okay don't come after me. 
4. What is your coolest party trick? Any unusual talents? 
Party tricks incluuuude: The Cup Song and being that one sober friend who keeps your sloppy ass from waking up half naked on the sidewalk. Now, do I usually have pictures? Why yes, honey. All of 'em. Not for blackmail though. Don't worry. Just my personal entertainment and moral support. Unusual talents: ....Never shutting up? Making gorilla mating noises (won over my ex instantly, lemme tell ya)? Can crack way too many joints in my body. Hallo arthritis. I'll be with you soon enough, gurl. 
5. What is your favorite “Time Travel” piece of media?
Used to be The Flash but then it started tripping on the acid with how much time traveling Barry Allen was getting into. Now it's DEFINITELY The Umbrella Academy. Ugh! So damn good. It's kinda like a Time Space Continuum Guide for Dummies and I highly appreciate that. 
6. Pretend its the 60’s. There isn’t any internet! How do you keep busy?
Ho boy... Sirs and madams, I live on the internet how do I-? Um. Hm. Uhhhh... Aight so I'mma be a Golden Girl and stunt on all these hoes. Just not in heels. Those were created just for my downfall (literally). 
7. In 1969 which musical artist would you be listening to? Elvis The Rolling Stones Tina Turner 
Tina Turnerrrrrrrrr. COME BLESS MY EARS QUEEN!
8. If you were asked to give a presentation on something random that you are an expert in, what would you talk about?
Rubs hands together. Okay... Aight. Y'all bear with me here but... Moby Dick. Specifically how obviously gay Herman Melville is! His sexual frustration was literally SCREAMING IN MY FACE AND I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT OKAY! Ishmael and Qeequeg (probs spelled that wrong oops) had chemistry ladies and gents. And that whole "squeezing blubber while looking lovingly to the sailor next to him"? Oh nu uh. I ain't blind. I literally did a huge project for this in college, including Melville's supposed secret affair with Nathaniel Hawthorne. Professors funded my research and everything. 
9. Of the three tenets of Survivor, which one do you think you’re the best at: Outwitting, Outplaying, or Outlasting? 
Huh, never thought about that... Outwitting? I guess? I talk a lot of shit, but it helps when it comes to distracting others from what I'm really thinking. The general consensus is that chatter boxes can't keep a secret, right? Right. I'll let peeps keep thinking that. 
10. How is that going to help you win Survivor: Luna ? 
I mean... shrugs. If I'm seen as predictable and open, then I'm also underestimated. No one really pays attention to my shiz aside from comedic relief. You wanna laugh or feel good about yourself? Take a load off broseph! I'll get the tea brewing
==Stats==
Player Stats 	
Average Placement 	16
Days Played 	3
Votes Against 	7
Individual Immunity Wins	0
Idols Found 	0
Votes Negated 	0
Advantages 	0
==Trivia==
==References==
Category:Players
Category:First Boot Club
Category:16th Place Club