Redemption

Redemption is the thirty-ninth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on April 3, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Back to the gang)
Dan: Cool, free fur!
Matchy: I think we dodged a HUGE bullet right there.
Purple: Yeah.
Matchy: Completely ignoring that for now, we need to actually accomplish our goal.
Crazy: And what is that?
Matchy: Do you have Hoopla in your ears? We’re trying to find out who Jasbre is working for.
Crazy: HOOPLA- oops.
Matchy: Let’s just keep moving. We’re not gonna get anywhere unless we move up from our asses.
Dan: I sold my ass to the devil, so I’m not going anywhere.
Matchy: Nice try, Dan. Let’s go, y’all.
(Everyone follows Matchy through the woods)
(2 hours later, Purple notices a gray building in the distance)
Purple: Hey, what’s that building over there?
Matchy: That one? I’ve never seen it before.
Purple: Let’s see what’s in it.
Crazy: Supplies?
Matchy: Maybe, but more importantly, we might be getting close to accomplishing our goal.
Crazy: o.
(The four go up to the door to see that it’s locked. Matchy attempts to force it open, but to no avail)
Matchy: Dammit!
Crazy: o.
Matchy: Can you do anything else besides say the 15th letter of the alphabet?
Crazy: no.
(Many Fandom members inside the building hear the attempted break-in)
Member 5: What the hell? Is someone trying to break in?
Member 4: I’m positive they are.
Member 3: What are we gonna do? We can’t have anyone in here!
Member 4: I have an idea.
Member 5: If it involves raccoons, you’re getting demoted.
Member 4: No, it’s a much better idea.
(Matchy is still attempting to break into to the building)
Dan: Give up, dude, it ain’t budging.
Matchy: Brute force is… the only option. (he runs out of breath) Okay, maybe not. I have one last idea. (he stands back) Open sesame! Well I’ve done all I can do.
(Member 4 opens the door slightly and whispers)
Member 4: We’re a pornography store. Get out, you crazy kids.
Dan: Ooh! I love that.
Matchy: Dan, no.
Dan: Porn is life.
Purple: I like it too, Dan, but it ain’t life.
Crazy: I have no idea what you guys are even saying. I’m just imagining that I’m a cake and that someone will eventually eat me.
(silence)
Member 4: Ugh, fine, come in.
(he lets the four inside)
Member 5: (whispering) Dude, do you have any idea how dumb you’re being?
Member 4: Relax, I’m gonna scar them for life.
Member 4: (to the four) Okay, kids, into this room. (he leads them to the storage room)
Dan: I ain’t seeing any pornagraphy. I want a refund.
Matchy: bruh sound effect #2.mp4
(Member 4 leaves the room)
Purple: So what are we doing here, exactly?
Matchy: The hell I know.
Dan: Hey, they have a music album in here. Blech, it smells like grandma.
Purple: That’s an… interesting description.
(Member 4 goes to the power room. Many buttons are seen, and one of them is a “Panic Button”. He presses that button, which causes a sound similar to an amber alert to sound)
Matchy: What the FUCK.
Crazy: (snaps out of his trance) Where are we and why am I having ‘nam flashbacks?
Dan: Relax, it’s just an amber alert… I think.
Matchy: Let’s get out of here. I’m not ready to deal with a kidnapping yet.
Purple: Yeah, let’s get out.
(Matchy tries to brute force open the storage room door, and this time he successfully opens it. The four leave the building immediately)
Member 4: That went better than expected.
Member 5: Wow. Just… wow.
(Meanwhile, NotJoe is kicking a can across a gravel path)
NotJoe: Life is boring. Life is meaningless.
(He realizes something)
NotJoe: Wait, has it been a month yet? Only one way to find out.
(He hesitantly opens the Fanonland gate and anticipates reactions)
Rocky: Oh hey, I forgot you’re no longer banished here. Welcome back I guess?
NotJoe: So we’re cool, right?
Rocky: Ohh, far from that, buddy chum buddy pal.
NotJoe: (processes what Rocky just said) Uh, okay then.
Para: Yeah, sockpuppeting ain’t cool, bud.
NotJoe: Yeah, I know.
(NotJoe sits down on an old bench and contemplates what to do. Eventually, he hatches a plan to get everyone to like him)
(NotJoe purposefully vandalizes Crazy’s house and calls attention to it)
NotJoe: I think someone vandalized Crazy’s house.
(The others come dashing towards his house)
Rocky: Did someone get a migraine while vandalizing this?
Para: Yeah, it looks like a cow with a deformed dragon head.
NotJoe: Uhh… yeah… 
Rocky: Do you know who vandalized it, NotJoe?
NotJoe: Uhhh… (thinking) Don’t say you, don’t say you! (out loud) ME!
Rocky: Hold up. You’re saying you did this just to get attention?
NotJoe: Maybe.
Rocky: Let’s run this bitch outta town!
(Sergito is coming back to the town with yet another sock)
NotJoe: Did anyone just hear the gates open? (everyone looks toward the gate to see another Sergito sock with spray paint in his hand)
Rocky: GET HIM! (everyone runs towards Sergito and throws him out of the area) And stay out!
NotJoe: Are you guys gonna throw me out too?
Rocky: Nah, as long as you don’t fuck up so badly your reputation is ruined.
Cici: As if that hasn’t happened a lot recently.
NotJoe: That’s a relief.
Cici: Don’t vandalize to get attention though. That works every time, but not in a good way.
NotJoe: Ok then.
Rocky: Has anyone seen my spray paint?
(NotJoe’s face goes red as the episode ends)
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