The Spider-Mango

The Spider-Mango is an ancient being approximately 2 old. It is quite possibly the most powerful thing to ever exist, and that ever will. Its capabilities exceed all measurement, as it is unknown if an ability exists that the Spider-Mango cannot utilize. It was contained around 134,897,244 BMMY (Before Meme Man's Yamning) by a group of [REDACTED] and imprisoned in the trunk of a 1994 Toyota Supra. It was then released by LBP to destroy the British Chad Police.
The appearance of the Spider-Mango is similar to that of a tarantula in that it has two distinct sections. These segments strongly resemble mangoes, however with an abnormal shape, as they are shaped like the body of a spider. The most prominent is the abdomen, the rearmost segment. This segment is the largest. The other segment is the Spider-Mango's head. Sprouting out of the head are eight legs resembling the trunk of a mango tree. The Spider-Mango also possesses two pedipalps in the front of its body, in between these are two mango-esque fangs. Above said fangs are eight eyes arranged like those of the goliath birdeater spider.
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