Callahan

*Player: Sniggy
*Name: Langley Callahan
*Meaning: Langley: Old English/Old Norse 'lang' meaning 'long'.Callahan: from Old Irish 'Ceallach', possibly 'bright-headed' or 'war, strife'.
*Nicknames: Irish Giant, Lanky, Cally, Stretch 
*Themesong/Playlist: The Mice, the Demons and the Piggies
*Gender: Male
*Sexuality: Meh
*Age: 37
*Nationality: Irish
*Build: Jack Skellington with a triangle head.
*Height: 197 cm / 6'5 feet
*Weight: Ethiopean child.
*Team: Red
*Job Class: Medic
*Current Load-Out: Medigun and standard Syringe Gun w/ tranquilizers. No melee weapon.
*Parents: A foster-father (deceased) and biological parents (disappointed).
*Siblings: A sister who loves him very much. The exact sentiment is not reciprocated.
==Personality==
An arsehole.
==History==
A farmboy in County Monaghan. An accomplished heart surgeon willfully turned back-alley doctor in Dublin. A hobo in America. An apathetic, bitchy, and mildly useless medic at RED.
==Strengths & Weaknesses==
Strengths
*Perceptive.
*Not easily shocked.
*Fast and endurant.
*Quick learner.
Weaknesses
*Zero people skills (has them, ignores them).
*Might often have valid points, but they are (rightfully) ignored 'cos he's a mouthy prick.
*Severely insomniac.
*BLAH BLAH BLAH stop talking
*EAT SOMETHING oh god
==Relationships==
RED
*Ardette Bombaerts - Interacting with her is like chewing on broken glass.
*Clark Ballard - His boss, apparently.
*Eberhardt - Scowly fatarse.
*Gladys - Attention-needy little meirdreach. Reminds him of home.
*Harvey O'Hannigan - Harmless bit of a ladhb. Offensively polite. Constant source of reluctant worry.
*Hectate Durand - Clearly senile oinseach who dresses like a nineteenth century gigolo.
*Hercules Hall - Estimated to be as dangerous as a particularly woolen sweater. No idea what the ponce thinks he's doing with RED.
*Johnny Doe - Finding a way to make this twat shut up and leave quickly is right up there with finding a cure for fuckin' AIDs. 
*Parvati Bhatlacharya - Foolish woman's going to get herself into trouble one day.
*Riley Ashford - These annoying, suicidal brats are a dime a dozen, except this one has the gall of being British as well as superbly obnoxious.
*Zach Tailor - Has trouble with his priorities and shuttin' his gob. Needs to find better ways to entertain himself.
*Zachary Creedon - About as big and wide as Satan's doorframe and suspected to be just as intelligent.
BLU
*Same sort of assholes like his team, just with a different colour signature. Who cares.
Category:Red
Category:Medic
Category:Characters