How to Be a Lady

"How to Be a Lady" is a punk rock-themed musical number in the Phineas and Ferb episode, "My Fair Goalie". It is performed by Eliza while she educates Candace on the basics of British etiquette.
==Lyrics==
:It's frightfully terribly hard to be a lady
:There's so many P's and Q's you have to mind
:But the rewards I guarantee are rich and varied
:And worth all of the effort, you will find
:Your posture must be perfect
:And your diction crisp and clear
:Your speaking voice mellifluous and pleasing to the ear
:Your legs are crossed when seated
:Your toes are pointed so
:Your pinkies raised while drinking
:But that's not all you need to know
:(Tune changes to more of a rock and roll number)
:You mustn't curse or spit or tattle, never gossip
:A lady never scratches, sweats, or burps
:She knows which knife and fork and spoon to use and when
:And if soup is served it's impolite to slurp
:It's always "please and thank you, sir or madam"
:Never brush without putting on a show
:Ladies are demure and also proper
:And that is really all you need to know!
==Background Information==
*The title of the song could be an allusion to the song How to Be a Tigger from The Tigger Movie.
*The song starts slow, then goes faster like in What'cha Doin?, Spa Day, A Real Boy and Wedding Adventure.
*Candace carrying books on her head is a reference to how most women in real life do this to gain balance and a steady walk.
Category:Songs
Category:Season 3 Phineas and Ferb songs