Dr Darren Martin

Yesterday Mad Martin did something mad. He didn't submit his Martin on
time. For which he apologies. Or does he? All he was doing was living up to his
name given to him by the great Lord Chief "coffee cup" Martin. This
act of madness was surely what the LCM had in mind when christening him in the
first place, after all there is no documented event in the history of Mad
Martin which would otherwise have led him to have taken this name. Ever. But
anyway Mad Martin, for some reason talking in the third person today,
digressess from today's submission, namely The Crab Martin.
http://m.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/8338768.Darren_is_world_record_crab_collector/
It’s Dr Darren Martin from the UK ( down south probably),
who has officially got the world’s largest crab collection, with now 400
"dotted around his home" as you do..Of course to do this he first
decided  to do a phd on what we all would have done if we had time“Zinc
and Cadmium in the haemolymph of the shore crab, Carcinus maenas”''
Dr Darren Martin explained to the local paper that it
" is something that you think about when you are small and you watch
Record Breakers with Roy Castle.” He has also received a letter from Buckingham
Palace saying the Queen was pleased to hear about his collection, although
"I'd rather have had one from the LCM.  Even from Martin Perera would
have done. Surely it's not everyday they have such an interesting record holder
in their flock"...[editor’s note: After been taken into a dark room, he
later emerged and and apologised for the disobedience]''
Here is his website.
http://www.worldofcrabs.talktalk.net/
He invites you to play crab games and find out why
crabs walk sideways, and also takes you on the “Capital Crab Tour” of London to
coincide with the Queen’s Golden Jubilee, because that’s what she have wanted
Note, to not show off for being part of the Martin fraternity , he frequently
used the name Dr Darren as opposed Dr Martin.  "It’s also not to
cause confusion with today’s BONUS Martin" he states. Yes that's right Mad
Martin brings you another Dr Martin, Doc Martin, not the tv programme
obviously, but the fantastic house DJ from the west coast.. http://www.discogs.com/artist/3878-Doc-Martin?page=2
 Mad Martin was listening to his fabric cd earlier and can confirm that he
has already booked him for next year’s annual martinmas shindig, and he would
love it if you could book him for any other events using the following http://mn2s.com/booking-agency/dj-roster/doc-martin/