Valentine's Day but Patrick doesn't go on a rampage

An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode
* SpongeBob: [opens his house door with a bunch of hearts in his arms] Happy Valentine's Day, Bikini Bottom! [throws hearts everywhere. He hands one to Squidward, but he rudely tears it up. He gives one to Mrs. Puff, but her boat runs into a fire hydrant. He gives Plankton a tiny heart using tweezers. SpongeBob leaps over to Sandy's place]
* Sandy: Happy Valentine's Day, SpongeBob. I'm nuts for you. [gets out an acorn nut with an arrow stuck through it]
* SpongeBob: [puts the acorn away and takes out a bottle of chocolate syrup] Well, I'm bubbles for you, Sandy. [blows a chocolate heart bubble]
* Sandy: [Opens a door on her helmet for the chocolate heart to go into; eats it] Mmmm, chocolate. Mighty tasty. Patrick's gonna love the one you made for him. [a chocolate balloon is shown and then SpongeBob and Sandy run over and Sandy gets into the basket] Take me through the plan again.
* SpongeBob: Okay. [SpongeBob blows a chocolate carnival] Step one: [manly voice] Patrick and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. [a chocolate SpongeBob and Patrick fly in and hop onto the carnival] Step two: I position Patrick and myself on top of the Ferris wheel. [both of them hop over to the Ferris wheel where it rides up to the top. Blows a chocolate hot air balloon] Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. [the balloon floats over above the carnival] Step four: Patrick is thrilled. Mission accomplished. [chocolate bursts all over the screen and then we see Patrick with a Valentine's Day shirt and putting a big rock on the ground and pounds the rock into the shape of a heart and picks it up] Hi, Patrick.
* Patrick: [imagines the heart is talking to him] Hello?
* SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.
* Patrick: SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?
* SpongeBob: Patrick!
* Patrick: Oh, my gosh! Sponge...SpongeBob is stuck inside this rock! [screams] Hold on, buddy, I'll get you out! [smashes the rock into a pile of dirt] SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
* SpongeBob: Patrick...
* Patrick: SpongeBob! [cries and rubs the pile of dirt against the side of his face] SpongeBob...!
* SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm right behind you! [Patrick turns around]
* Patrick: There you are. [holds the pile of dirt in his hands] Happy Valentine's Day! Here's your present.
* SpongeBob: And I have a present for you!
* Patrick: You do?
* SpongeBob: It's the greatest... [Patrick gets excited] ...the bestest... [Patrick gets more excited] ...the most fantabulous... [Patrick gets even more excited] ...present ever! [bounces and rolls all around all excited and overjoyed] But you can't have it yet. [Patrick stops rolling and bouncing around]
* Patrick: Huh? Why not?
* SpongeBob: Because it's not ready yet.
* Patrick: Is it ready now?
* SpongeBob: Not yet.
* Patrick: How about now?
* SpongeBob: Do you want to ruin the surprise?
* Patrick: Yes!
* SpongeBob: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
* Patrick: Oh, come on, please!
* SpongeBob: Hmmm...nope, sorry.
* Patrick: [grabs on to SpongeBob's legs and feet] You gotta tell me!
* SpongeBob: No can do! [laughs] You'll just have to wait! [SpongeBob walks off with Patrick still hanging on his legs and feet]
* Patrick: Please. Oh please... [still hanging on his legs we see SpongeBob walking through the middle of nowhere] ...please-please-please-please. Tell me-tell me-tell me. Please?!
* SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, here we are
* Patrick: [gasps as he sees the carnival] You got me a carnival? Mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine. [Patrick runs inside the carnival and SpongeBob runs in behind him] Mine, mine, mine! All right, everybody out! This is my carnival!
* SpongeBob: It's not the carnival.
* Patrick: Oh.
* SpongeBob: [takes a quarter out of his pocket] Here, why don't you take this quarter and...
* Patrick: [snatches it from SpongeBob] Oh my gosh, a quarter! I've always wanted a quarter!
* SpongeBob: It's not the quarter.
* Patrick: Oh.
* SpongeBob: Now, take that quarter and buy some cotton candy... [Patrick interrupts and SpongeBob's finger deflates]
* Patrick: Cotton candy! I can't believe it! [Patrick chases the cotton candy seller] Cotton candy!
* Cotton Candy Seller: Hey, get away! Hey!
* Sandy: Sandy to SpongeBob. [SpongeBob takes out a walkie-talkie where Sandy's voice is coming from] Sandy to SpongeBob. Come in, SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: Ten-four, Sandy, SpongeBob here. [we see Sandy closing in with the balloon on the carnival]
* Sandy: [floating toward the carnival in the balloon] I got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in?
* SpongeBob: Ohh, not yet, Sandy. Patrick's still trying to guess what his Valentine is.
* Sandy: [chuckles] You are such a kidder. Sandy out. That SpongeBob...
* Patrick: So if it's not cotton candy, then what is it? I can't take it!
* SpongeBob: You'll have to guess!
* Patrick: [points at a tent] This tent?
* SpongeBob: No.
* Patrick: [holds up a man who is waiting in line for Heart-A-Whirl] This guy?
* SpongeBob: No. [we see micro-organisms crawling around; it's Patrick's view through a microscope]
* Patrick: This paramecium?
* SpongeBob: [laughs] Nope.
* Patrick: [giggles] Heh, you're a sly one. I can't find here in the carnival...because it's on top of Mount 'Climb Up and Fall Off'. [runs up the mountain and falls off then runs back to SpongeBob] It wasn't there either!
* SpongeBob: Are you sure? [runs up mountain and falls off again; SpongeBob uses his walkie-talkie to tell Sandy something] SpongeBob to Sandy, you can bring it in now. 
* Sandy: Got it.
* Patrick: [suddenly appears from behind, all bruised] I'm pretty sure it's not up there, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Patrick! Uhh, actually it's on the Ferris...
* Patrick: Ferris wheel! [he grabs SpongeBob and runs toward it; cut to them on the Ferris wheel being brought to the top] I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world now, SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: You ready pal?
* Patrick: Yes!
* [The balloon comes in with sandy in it]
* Sandy: Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!
* Patrick: Oh SpongeBob, it's incredible!
* SpongeBob: Your welcome, best friend.
* [The episode ends]
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