The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists/Transcript

[The game begins at Colham High School, where Catriona McMillan is teaching Harry Smith's class.]
Catriona: "Start on the back page of this homework after tomorrow's lesson. Anyone who, ahem, 'forgets' to bring it in for next Monday will get-" [the bell rings]
Students: "YAAAAAAY!" [stampede out of class, knocking Catriona over]
Catriona: "Owww...will I ever learn?"
[Harry Smith dashes into the corridors. He sees Darcie Cantor coming towards him.]
Harry: "Hi, Darcie. Do you want to be my girlfriend?"
Darcie: "How many Headbook friends have you got?"
Harry: "What? Headbook? I don't have a Headbook account at all."
Darcie: "OMG, get with the times, Grandpa Smith! Get a Headbook, get 1000 friends and maybe I'll hang out with you. Loser!" [walks away laughing]
Harry: "Grr..." [looks around, noticing everybody else is doing conformist stuff and talking about cheesy pop music]
Mae: "My cool tune is Lat's Goe by will.i.steal."
Louisa: "Yeah, will.i.steal."
Mae: "Oh be quiet Louisa, yours was Rubies by Riassa five seconds ago! What's your cool tune, Christine?
Christine: "Anything by No Direction - they're such hot baes! OMG, it's been like an hour since I last took a selfie!"
Harry: (raging) "Aaargh! I can't take this anymore!" [storms out of the school]