The Fantastic, Fabulous Gallery of Characters That Nearly Made It Into Closing Time but Didn't for Some Reason (short story)

, titled Who Isn't Who on the contents page, was a short story published in October 2011 in The Brilliant Book 2012.
Despite the title, the story mostly did not actually refer to the episode Closing Time in a fourth-wall-breaking way, with the Doctor's narration simply describing people from Craig Owens' life who failed to be involved in Craig and the Doctor's adventure fighting the Cybermen.
== Summary ==
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== Characters ==
* "Roy Robins"
* Craig Owens
* Sophie
* Alfie Owens
* Melina
* Clare
* David Jenkins
* Val
* Tom
* Kustodians of Exedor
* Andrew
* John-Joe
* Kelly
* Don Petheridge
* Andrea Groom
* Philip Nutt
* Nina
* Roy Tomlin
* Tim Tomlin
* Jeff Green
== Worldbuilding ==
* Melina and David Jenkins went to the Fox & Goose pub on the High Street.
* Exedor is a time-locked conjunction of seventeen galaxies.
* Jeff Green was the manager of Sanderson & Grainger.
* The Doctor claimed to have sold coal to Newcastle, Igloos to inuits, and string vests to Sea Devils.
== Notes ==
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== Continuity ==
* The Doctor is still letting everyone think that he is dead. (TV: The Wedding of River Song)
Category:Eleventh Doctor short stories
Category:Stories set entirely in the TARDIS
Category:Cybermat short stories
Category:Cyberman short stories
Category:The Brilliant Book 2012 short stories