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This week, a teenager falls into an open manhole, Ecto-1 is for sale, and some researchers have reversed engineered the social security number. Want to take a ride in a ferrari? Find this out this week on "What's the Rumpus?" plus this week's Fark Headline of the Week.
== Links ==
* Picard Song
* Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting 
** Gizmodo Article
** Greek Episode
* Ecto-1 For Sale on eBay 
** Gizmodo Article
** eBay Auction
* Man Dies Horrible Death In The Teeth Of a Cardboard Shredder 
** Gizmodo Article
** 9.95 by Spunkadelic
* Social Security Numbers Deduced From Public Data 
** Wired Article (via Packet Storm)
** How Sarah Palin’s Email was Hacked
** Wolfram Alpha Life Expectancy
* Future Ryder on Twitter
* Fire Twofer 
** 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime (via Gizmodo)
** Gasoline-Huffing Man Bursts Into Flame After Being Tased (via Gizmodo)
* Enigma Battleship Is Probably the Best Drinking Game Ever 
** Gizmodo Article
** Strip Groundies
** Fark Headline
** What’s a Gym?
* Ferrari Guy For Hire 
** Website
** ALBOTAS Article
** Jalopnik
** TeenTrackAttack Puts UK Teens In Ferraris, Lambos
* Guest Editor Seth Green: A wear-it-if-you-dare guide to Comic-Con costumes 
** Article
** Ted Levine (Buffalo Bill) on imdb
* Amazon zaps purchased copies of Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm from Kindles 
** BoingBoing Article
** Fark Headline
** Geek Brief Episode
* Tech Student Drops Mad Rhymes Yo! 
** Myspace Page
** Cute w/ Chris recites T-Pain
* Pandora Agreement Saves Internet Radio 
** Gizmodo Article
** Slacker
** Last.FM
** Royal Pains
** Royal Pains Theme
* I BIG POOP (via Fail Blog)
* Unruly Teen Charges $23 Quadrillion At Drugstore (via Consumerist)
* Augmented Reality App Shows You the Nearest Subway Edition
** NYC Subway App (via Lifehacker)
** Definition of Augmented Reality (via Wikipedia)
** Layar Augmented Reality App
** Snow Crash Gargoyles
* Security guard charged with hacking hospital systems 
** Computerworld Article (via Packet Storm)
** Infiltration Video (via Networkworld.tv)
* Google Labs Brings Beta Tag Back to GMail (via Official Gmail Blog)
* 10 Geekiest Pieces of Furniture in the Universe 
** Cracked Article
** 3 Wolf Moon Shirt (via Amazon)
** 3 Keyboard Cat Moon (via Geekologie)
* URC MX-5000 Remote Puts Haptic Feedback Where It Belongs 
** Gizmodo Article
* Earthquake Invisibility Cloak (via Slashdot)
== Fark Headline of the Week ==
* Police check and find NY Bishop mating with teenager. Pawned
* Virgin Mary spotted in bird droppings. Holy crap
== Additional Notes ==
* @shawnp0wers
* Chuck requests that you don’t request to be his friend on Facebook even though he gave out his facebook URL.