Shrek's Cinco de Mayo Party

Shrek's Cinco de Mayo Party is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on May 5, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Fiona
*Donkey
*Puss in Boots
*Ogre Triplets
**Fergus
**Farkle
**Felicia
==Transcript==
(It was a nice sunny day at the swamp with birds flying and singing as a family of ogres wake up in the swamp as the Sun is up in the morning)
*Shrek: *yawn* Good morning Fiona.
*Fiona: Morning Shrek.
*Felicia: *squeeze her doll* Daddy.
*Shrek: Ah. Felicia. My baby girl.
*Fergus: Ah da da!
*Shrek: Fergus, my little man. Did you forget to drink milk?
*Fergus: Ah. *drink milk*
*Shrek: That's my good boy.
*Farkle: *burp*
*Shrek: Oh. Man. Farkle. You really need to eat something healthy. Can't eat a whole bunch of waffles, that's too much sugar.
*Fiona: I heard Donkey is going to make some French toast with bacon on top.
*Shrek: French toast? Those are my favorites. But with bacon on top? I love it.
*Fiona: Let's head over to the kitchen to check on Donkey.
*Shrek: I know what the animal is trying to do, but to burn up the eggs like last time.
(Shrek and Fiona show up with the babies as they sit together with Donkey showing up with the French toast and bacon strips on top of the bread and pass them all over to the table)
*Donkey: Morning love birds!
*Shrek: Hey Donkey. Kiss the cook.
*Donkey: It's actually kiss the chef.
*Shrek: Kiss the chef? Blah. I can only respect a chef and not kiss it like I'm in love with the wrong person.
*Donkey: You are making my day fried. Let's eat up! *eat the French toasts*
*Fiona: *eat the French toasts* Mmm. This is so good.
*Shrek: It got the taste of flavor. Like what it got inside? Raisins, cinnamon, mint. You said it.
*Fiona: Does it has grapes in it?
*Shrek: No. Didn't you hear what I just said?
*Fiona: I heard you said something about raspberry.
*Shrek: *facepalm* Never mind. Whatever.
*Donkey: Hey, where did my man Puss goes? He's missing out all the cool stuff.
*Fiona: He must be running behind. Trying to put on his boots and hat to prepare his next solo adventure.
*Shrek: Maybe he's wearing the wrong boots on the go. We don't know what he's missing.
*Puss in Boots: *show up* Ah hoy! Good morning machos! Ladies and gentlemen, I have arrived!
*Donkey: Puss, you made it!
*Shrek: Puss, what took you so long? Did you sneak out last night to hang out at a hook bar?
*Puss in Boots: No. That's another story.
*Fiona: You know. Hanging out with human ladies and drinking lots of root milk. You should have threw up on the garbage can where the black cats sleep.
*Puss in Boots: Well that's not very nice. Today is a special day for all of us. As you may know, today we are celebrating Cinco de Mayo!
*Shrek: Cinco de Mayonnaise?
*Donkey: We don't put Mayonnaise on French toast.
*Puss in Boots: Not Mayonnaise. Mayo! Cinco. De. Mayo. The Day of the Dead!
*Shrek: Oh. I get it. Wait, Day of the Dead?
*Fiona: You're going to make us fall into the graves on our funerals?
*Puss in Boots: No silly. I should have express myself a little better. Cinco de Mayo is a day to celebrate freedom and resilience, but it’s also a day to celebrate friendship. People celebrate with music and eating lots of tacos and burritos. A big fiesta in our hands! In other words, it's also known as Dia De Los Muertos.
*Fiona: It look like fun.
*Donkey: Well someone better set up a party for Cinco de Mayo.
*Shrek: Cinco de Mayonnaise. Whatever. I get it. Go with the ketchup. I add the sausages in it.
*Puss in Boots: I just invited a few friends over where we can throw a fiesta and cherish the memories of a great holiday to celebrate.
*Shrek: You invited my friends to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? What?
*Puss in Boots: We're going to be throwing a fiesta!
*Fiona: Well I'm up for some piñata.
*Donkey: Make me a waffle taco.
*Shrek: Ice cream taco?
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: Well what are you waiting for? Let's fiesta!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: It's taco time.
(Shrek and his family went outside to meet some of their friends as Puss in Boots begin to host the Cinco de Mayo party with "Taboo" by Don Omar playing in the background as the Three Little Pigs hit on the piñata with everyone grabbing some candy. Shrek dress himself with a sombrero and causal Mexican clothing by lighting up the fireworks as the fireworks blast in the sky with the Big Bad Wolf covered by, moving around while playing pinch a tail on a donkey with many elves and other fairy tale creatures eating a bunch of tacos and burritos with the three blind mice picking some cheese on the go.)
*Gingy: So much chocolate!
*Pinocchio: This is the best Cinco de Mayo party I have experience.
*Shrek: You too Pinocchio. This is going to light up the campfire! *see the three bears light up the campfire*
*Puss in Boots: *drink some milk* These leche is pretty good.
*Donkey: This rock the show.
*Fiona: It's time for a dance.
*Shrek: Yeah. Get on the dance floor where we dance with mixable colors.
(Shrek and everyone dance together on the dance floor with the pied piper playing on the flute while controlling everyone to dance and gather around, spinning, twisting and jumping high. More fireworks blast in the sky as Shrek and his friends cheer with their drinks up by drinking their milk and laughing while eating burritos.)
*Shrek: Best Cinco de Mayo ever.
*Puss in Boots: You guys are having the best fiesta of your entire lives.
*Big Bad Wolf: I almost got all the candy from the broken piñata.
*Fiona: Well, every piñata is suppose to break in half where everyone can grab all the candy at one.
*Donkey: The best part about the piñata is eating the gummy bears from the packages.
*Shrek: They come in candy wrappers, Donkey. You don't eat the package for fun. That's paper.
*Donkey: I don't eat package papers. What are you talking about?
*Shrek: Thought you meant by eating a whole dessert with the cover.
*Puss in Boots: I wish we can do this again someday.
*Shrek: We all sure do. Maybe in a lifetime.
*Donkey: In a future.
*Fiona: Every May.
*Puss in Boots: Yes. It always occur in May.
*Shrek: Every food the friends deliver should get a five star restaurant.
*Puss in Boots: Ha ha ha. That is very funny Shrek.
*Shrek: Thanks a lot.
*Puss in Boots: And you're welcome. No life lost this time. I'm on a diet.
(Everyone watch the fireworks show in the swamp as everyone continue to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with their friends and family as they wrap up by eating a bunch of nacho chips with salsa and cheese dip)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short was released for Cinco de Mayo 2022.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Fanon
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff