Pancakes?!

This was going to be the 2nd episode of The Tom Show. It was never finished.
==Transcript==
(Tom wakes up and gets out of bed. After brushing his teeth, he sits on the couch and turns on the TV.)
Realistic fish head: I’m a realistic fish head, and I’m here to report on some breaking news?
Tom: (yawning) This better be good.
Realistic fish head: The Krusty Krab is now serving pancakes!
Tom: Pancakes? Did you say… pancakes?
Realistic fish head: You heard me. The pancakes in question will only be served a breakfast, because… well, they’re a breakfast food. Why would you eat cereal at 3AM?
Tom: Uhh… me?
Realistic fish head: Whoever does that is probably a loser. Anyway, onto the next breaking news. A local resident has been killed by a falling hou- (Tom turns off the TV)
Tom: Pancakes? Pancakes? PANCAKES! PANCAKES! (he rushes out of his house) PANCAKES!
Fred: For once he isn’t saying the C-word.
Old Man Walker: Shush! He might hear you.
Fred: I’m surprised you heard me at all.
Old Man Walker: Eh?
(At the Krusty Krab)
Little Timmy: Are the pancwakes open?
Squidward: Sorry, I don’t speak dweeb.
Little Timmy: What the hwek mwan?
Timmy’s mom: What would you like, Timmy?
Little Timmy: I would wike wone pancwake with puwple jewwy.
Squidward: (jotting down) Pancake with… purple jelly… okay then I guess… SpongeBob, another order.
SpongeBob: Oh boy! (he grabs the order and starts making the pancakes)
(Tom enters the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: Not this joker again.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Everyone here is a loyal customer.
Tom: Yes, I would like to speak to the manager.
Plankton: Karen! You’re embarrassing me.
Karen: Planky-poo, I didn’t do anything!
Plankton: (grumbles)
Squidward: We don’t have a manager.
Tom: Then I’d like to speak with the boss.
Squidward: (calling out) Mr. Krabs! Some random customer wants to talk to you!
Mr. Krabs: (calling out) I’m a little busy right now! (Mr. Krabs is seen eating his money) I’m running out of room for all this extra cash, so I need to eat some of it. It breaks me heart... (Takes a huge bite into a stack of 1 dollar bills)
(Cut to a shot of Goo Lagoon. Two fish are playing volleyball, while one is laying on his back)
Gus: (the one laying on his back) Man, I’m getting bored of doing this all day. I need to find something else to do here.
Scooter: Haw haw haw, surf’s up, dudes! (he runs up to the ocean and immediately gets engulfed in the waves) Haw haw HELP!
Gus: That’s it! I’ll learn how to surf!
(Cut to Gus at an old building that's supposed to be a surf school)
Scooter’s dad: Hey y'all. I'm Mr. Scooper, and you might know me as Scooter’s dad. I'm here to teach y'all how to surf the right way.
Scooter: Haw haw haw, I have no idea why I’m even here.
Gus: Gimme a break… 
Scooter’s dad: Anyway, your first lesson will be how to stay balanced. First, you need to… (turns into gibberish)
Gus: (to himself) This guy must be speaking Italian or something. I can’t understand a thing he’s saying.
Scooter’s dad: Gus? Any input?
Gus: Uhh… 24. (the others laugh, especially Scooter)
Scooter: Hilarious, dude. Haw haw!
(Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab)
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