I Was a Teenage Werepony

==Summary==
When a vampire like pony attacks Canterlot City the Canterlot Mystery Solvers have to foil this monstrous monstrance.
==Script==
(We open on Fluttershy walking on a dark night she feels sweaty)
Fluttershy:Goodness. How come I feel so sweaty? (Looks at her reflection in a store window and sees that her eyes are red)Oh no. Red eyes are not a good sign.
(A policeman sees her and chases after her)
Policeman:Hey you! Young lady! Look at me!
(Fluttershy sees him and runs away)
Policeman:Hey! Come back here!
(She runs down an alleyway and it's a dead end the policeman has her)
Policeman:Alright hold it right there miss. Why were you looking into that store window? It's long past shopping time. Ma'am?
(Fluttershy turns and has the scary monster face like Large Marge in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure cuts to policeman screaming and running off)
Policeman:(Into radio)I need backup!
(We blackout and fade onto the Canterlot Mystery Solvers headquarters which is a clubhouse inside Big Macintosh has one leg kicked over the other and leaning back in his chair reading the paper and having his feet on the desk Twilight is typing a report on their previous case Rarity is filing her nails meanwhile Snails and Spike are busy devouring a pizza)
Spike:Nothing like a pizza to make you feel good after a mystery.
Snails:Yeah buddy ol pal.
Sci-Twi:And the case of the Jello Monster is solved.
Big Macintosh:Eyup. T'only thing is we do our work since we was young kids in high school.
Rarity:But we're still teenagers in high school Big Mac.
Big Macintosh:Yah I know Rare. Remember when we caught that Killer Stuffed Dinosaur hauntin' that pawn shop?
Snails:Yeah what about it?
Big Macintosh:It was batteries controlled by a real estate man named Jay. And listen here. Teenage Sleuths Dissolve Jello Monster.
Spike:We caught the Seaweed Covered Ghost, the Aztec Ghost, the Abominable Snowman Ghost, the Cheddar Cheese Ghost, the Ghost Pirates of the Caribbean. The Cannibal Monster. The Black Knight Ghost, the Graffiti Graveyard Ghoul, the Wendigo. The Mummy the Caveman, the Ghost Clown, the Puppet Phantom, the Cotton Candy Ghost, the Zombie, the Witch and Chucky The Funtime Robot. And the Dog Monster....
Rarity:Please Spike darling. We get your point.
Spike:Oh...right.
Snails:Well we keep the costumes as keepsakes and momentos. And we caught the Boogyman, the Werewolf, the Vampire the Killer Clowns the Living Skeletons, the Cyclops , the Headless Horseman, the Evil Leprechaun, the Alien. Frankenberry.
Sci-Twi:Frankenberry's a character on a cereal box Snails.
Snails:Well we still caught a monster that was him.
Big Macintosh:We don't have a mystery to solve. Then the case of the Looming Phantoms. Or Frogman.
Sci-Twi:Maybe we solved them all. The Phantom Artist with Scooby and the team and the Scarecrow of Sweet Apple Acres and the Possessed Headless Mannequin.
Rarity:Those were all Scooby-Doo's cases. We've captured the Timberwolves
(Fluttershy comes in)
Fluttershy:Twilight! Rarity! Help me!
Rarity:Fluttershy darling what is the matter with you?
Fluttershy:I attacked a policeman.
Sci-Twi:Finally a mystery. What happened Fluttershy?
Fluttershy:I was walking late last night and I saw I had red eyes. And I ran from a policeman and he had me cornered down a dark dead end ally and I frightened the poor man with a monster face. You've got to help me.
Big Macintosh:Sweet san hill a mystery.
Sci-Twi:To the van.
(We fade to a green mini van with Twilight's cutie mark on both sides and swirls on the tires and Twilight's cutie mark on the hood they drive to the crime scene)
Big Macintosh:The good ol' Canterlot Contraption'll get us to the crime scene.
Snails:I hope after this we can get some lunch at Sugarcube Corner.
Big Macintosh:What'a you talkin about? We always go to Sugarcube Corner after a mystery. (Puts his arm around Rarity) Right Sweetie Weetie Cutie Pie?
Rarity:Right Sweetums.
(They arrive at the alleyway Twilight has her flashlight the background music from Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated where the gang are looking for clues)
Sci-Twi:That's odd.
Big Macintosh:What is it Twilight?
Sci-Twi:This doesn't look like blood. It looks like red candy sauce.
Snails:You mean like what they put on candy apples?
Sci-Twi:Yeah.
(Spike sniffs at a trash can)
Spike:There's something in that trash can.
(Big Macintosh pulls off the lid revealing candy apples making kits)
Big Macintosh:Now who in their right mind would feel a trash can with candy apple kits?
Rarity:It must be a clue.
Snails:Look at this.
(Points to a sign on the wall written in the same red stuff)
Sci-Twi:It reads "Sweet Apple Acres tonight."
Big Macintosh:Oh no! The thing is gonna get the apple harvest!
Rarity:Twilight darling. Think back to when Sunset Shimmer told us that the other Twilight told her about the other Fluttershy. She ate all the other Applejack's apples.
Sci-Twi:Yeah! And she told me too. The uh other Twilight did.
Big Macintosh:C'mon. We gotta save my family's harvest!
Rarity:Right to the Canterlot Contraption!
(They look to Spike who is going "Mmmm, mmmmm" he has the stuff all over his mouth he looks at them)
Spike:What? Someone had to clean up this mess.
(Cuts to the Apple family farm Granny Smith is on the porch reading a book in her rocking chair the van pulls up)
Granny Smith:Big Mac where in tarnation have you been? Even though it's the afternoon.
Big Macintosh:Sorry Granny but we got some big trouble a-comin.
Sci-Twi:Yeah and we have reason to suspect it's a monster version of Fluttershy. Called Flutterbat.
Granny Smith:A monster version'a Fluttershy?
Big Macintosh:Honest Granny!
(Screeching is heard before Granny can say anything)
(They see pony Fluttershy's monster form in the sky)
Snails:It's Flutterbat!
Granny Smith:We gotta keep the harvest safe from that thing!
(Applejack and Apple Bloom come out of the house)
Applejack:What in tarnation is goin on out here?!
Spike:Flutterbat wants to end our lives!
Snails:Yeah! Duh run!
(They run Flutterbat flies after them)
Apple Bloom:What is that thing?!
Big Macintosh:We'll explain later right now we need to come up with an idea for a trap to try an' catch this thing!
Applejack:Spike look out!
(He looks back and doesn't see the rope being held by a basket of apples on a platform the basket falls down tumbling the apples on Flutterbat catching her)
Spike:I did it!
(The next scene shows the police)
Big Macintosh:Now let's see who Flutterbat really is.
(Spike grabs the mask with his mouth pulling it off revealing)
All:Old man Jodson?!
Sci-Twi:It's very simple. (Flashback happens with Twilight doing the voice over as Jodson in the flashback is walking down a street)Jodson knew that Flutterbat would drum up business for his candy apple shop. (Fades to him reading about it in a book of fiction we then fade to him getting his monthly supplies of apples from the Apple Siblings he gives them their pay Applejack tilts her hat as in thanks they leave the shop)He then knew the only way to get more customers was to spread the word of Flutterbat. (Fades to him listening in on the conversation between Twilight Sparkle and human Twilight and even Sunset Shimmer)After he heard about the other girl who favors me tell Sunset and I about a friend of hers turned into a bat like monster that was when he decided to pin it all on Fluttershy. (Fades to him in a Flutterbat suit he pulls down the mask) He then had to lure Fluttershy (Fades to the store she was looking in is really Mr Jodson's candied apple store where he hypnotists her that's when she sees her eyes are red) He hypnotized her into thinking she was Flutterbat which explains the red eye color. (Fades to him putting down a lot of candy sauce and writing the message on the wall) All he needed was some candy syrup kits from his store to make it look like real authentic blood. (Flashback ends) And that would bring more publicity for his store then having Sweet Apple Acres be his main supply unit.
Snails:How come you needed to come here?
Jodson:I needed to remind myself of getting all the apples I needed for my rage. Seemed the best way to do it. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!
Snails:Yeah yeah man.
Big Macintosh:That felt pretty good.
Snails:This calls for a celebration at the malt shop.
Big Macintosh:Eyup let's go.
(Fades to Sugar Cube Corner where the gang watch the news on the TV)
Reporter:And so the Canterlot Mystery Solvers have done it again this time they bagged the infamous Flutterbat.
Sci-Twi:Hey look at this guys. Canterlot Mystery Solvers Bag Flutterbat. (Headline is above a photo of them the police and Apple Bloom Applejack and Granny Smith with the police having Mr. Jodson in handcuffs) Business man Albert Jodson taken into custody by police for criminal activity.
Rarity:Another ruffian foiled.
Snails:Yeah right Spike?
Spike:Yeah. Spikey-Dikey-Dooooooo!
(We end our mystery there)
Category:Stories