Gloomy Ways to Go

Gloomy Ways to Go is the most major, and successful, video on the Qw3rtY's Stuff channel. It is a parody of Dumb Ways to Die, animated using FlipaClip. In Vinny's opinion, this is the worst one in terms of audio.
== Lyrics ==
"Impale yourself with a flute
Fall into a garbage chute
Take an angry dog off its chain
Skate right into the tracks of a train
Gloomy Ways to Go
So many Gloomy Ways to Go
Gloomy Ways to Go
So many Gloomy Ways to Go
Don't watch the traffic light
Stand on an ant hill and feel a bite
Play around with a chainsaw
Stand on a skyscraper to feel tall
Gloomy Ways to Go
So many Gloomy Ways to Go
Put a spoon in the oven
Make a tasty looking rock muffin
Run into target practice
Give a hug to a prickly cactus
Gloomy Ways to Go
So many Gloomy Ways to Go
Eat a cardboard box
Try to befriend a rabid fox
In school say, "I don't have a clue"
"I wonder, what's Alt+F4 do?"
Gloomy Ways to Go
So many Gloomy Ways to Go
Eat a whole entire glass window
Stand in front a guy holding a bow
Set off TNT on a Windows XP
Put your hand in a hydraulic press
Set off a firework in your house
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
The gloomiest ways to go
The gloomiest ways to go
The gloomiest ways to go
So many gloomy
So many gloomy ways to go"
== Beans ==
Character 	Name (if confirmed) 	Line
 	FluteyTen Fun Facts About Gloomy Ways to Go pinned comment	"Impale yourself with a flute"
 	Slipp 	"Fall into a garbage chute"
 	Bited 	"Take an angry dog off its chain"
 	Sk8 	"Skate right into the tracks of a train"
 	Lighddey 	"Don't watch the traffic light"
 	Anten 	"Stand on an ant hill and feel a bite"
(side-by-side; each half appears separated in video)	VacuousThis community post 	"Play around with a chainsaw"
 	Scraper 	"Stand on a skyscraper to feel tall"
 	N/A 	"Put a spoon in the oven"
 	N/A 	"Make a tasty-looking rock muffin"
 	N/A 	"Run into target practice"
 	N/A 	"Give a hug to a prickly cactus"
 	N/A 	"Eat a cardboard box"
 	N/A 	"Try to befriend a rabid fox"
 	N/A 	"In school say, 'I don't have a clue'"
 	N/A 	"I wonder, what's Alt+F4 do?"
 	N/A 	"Eat a whole entire glass window"
 	N/A 	"Stand in front of a guy holding a bow"
 	N/A 	"Set off TNT on a Windows XP"
 	N/A 	"Put your hand in a hydraulic press"
(before death, death is just a pile of ashes) 	N/A 	"Set off a firework in your house"
== Trivia ==
* Gloomy Ways to Go is the first original Dumb Ways to Die parody released on Qw3rtY's Stuff.
* Flutey is featured in the Random Facts series.
* Some lyrics were made up by Backseat Animation.
* The "Take an angry dog off its chain" line was originally going to be "Without a license, fly a plane,"
* This is the first, and only, one of the Qw3rtY's Stuff DWTD parodies to have an "Original Beans" version.GWTG with original beans
* Most of the current confirmed names were made by StanleyStudios2.
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