Gary's Clues (ISFJT)

Gary's Clues is DanzxvFan8275's fifth entry of Spin Off Kings Season Two and retroactively the pilot episode of An A Rated Show. It is also the fifth archive of File 1 of I Simp For Juicy Titties. It was released on May 25, 2020.
==Transcript==
[episodes begins with an outside shot of SpongeBob’s pineapple. He opens the door, waving at the camera]
SpongeBob: Hi, out there! It's me, SpongeBob! Have you seen Gary, my snail?
[Gary comes out of his hiding spot, starting to slither on SpongeBob’s front lawn and meows happily. He starts playing with his red ball]
SpongeBob: Come on in!
[Gary throws the ball over to the mailbox before throwing it bounces off and rolls back to him, Gary meows before slithering through a snail door. SpongeBob opens the door]
SpongeBob: Hi! [starts to turn red while breaking a sweat] Woo! Boy, is it hot out here. [waves his hand towards the door while continuing to talk to the audience] Come on in! [shows the interior of SpongeBob’s living room as Gary is seen on the floor]
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: Hey, Gary, look who’s here!
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: [turns back to the viewers] We’re just about to go on a stroll outside! [Gary slithers off the screen] Who wouldn’t be soaking in all the sun on this beautiful day? [begins to glance at different spots of his house] Right, Gary? [turns fazed] Gary? [looks at the audience] Did uh, did you see which way Gary went?
Kid Viewer: Gary went to the right!
SpongeBob: Oh, that way. Great! [smiles] Let’s go see what Gary is up to! [walks over to the right to see Gary staying still] What are you doing, Gary? [looks to the camera] Is Gary cold?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Well um, do you have a rash?
Gary: Meow. [glances at the window, where it’s shown to be sunny]
SpongeBob: Out the window?
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow-Wow!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! Heh, Squidward is outside. [waves to Squidward] Hi, Squidward! [cuts to Squidward who is uninterested]
Squidward: Pffft. Why am I here? I hate SpongeBob. [cuts back to SpongeBob inside]
SpongeBob: Wait. What’s this? [gasps] It’s hot and sunny outside! But… [turns to Gary with a thinking expression] What do you want to do in the heat, Gary?
Gary: Meow. [leaves a trail of slime on the screen]
SpongeBob: Oh. [starts to smile] Okay, we’ll play Gary’s Clues to figure out what Gary wants to do in the sun today! I Love Gary’s Clues. [sing-songy tone] We are gonna play Gary’s Clues ‘cause It’s a really fun game. Yeah! Now remember, Gary’s slime will be on the clues, Gary’s Clues! [looks at the slime] Oh, yeah. [laughs] I know what we have to do. We have to clean this slime up. [wipes it off with a towel] Ooh. Heh. [speaking to the audience] Hey, you know what we need for Gary’s Clues! Our Handy, Dandy…
Kid Viewer: Notebook!
SpongeBob: [cheery] Right! [applauding] Come on! [heads over to the side table which shows to be a cubed Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Gary’s Clues! I’m so excited… for you all to give me your money for when I help you find the views! [SpongeBob opens a drawer and pulls out the notebook]
SpongeBob: Oh, here it is! [puts his hands on his knees and speaks to the audience] You know, I can tell I’m really gonna need your help today figuring out what Gary wants to do in the sun! Will you help me? [pauses for a second] You will? Oh, good!
[starts singing]
SpongeBob: We've gotta find a paw print, that’s the first clue. We put it in our notebook, and now what do we do?
Viewers: Gary's Clues, Gary's Clues!
SpongeBob: We've gotta find another paw print. That’s the second clue. We put it in our notebook, now what do we do?
Viewers: Gary’s Clues, Gary's Clues!
SpongeBob: We've gotta find another paw print, that’s the third clue. We put it in our notebook, and, well, you know what to do!
Viewers Gary's Clues, Gary's Clues!
SpongeBob: We’ll sit down in our thinking chair and think, think, think! 'Cause when we use our minds, and take a step at a time, we can do anything that we want to do.
[gets out of the thinking chair as the song ends. He looks around and then looks at the audience]
SpongeBob: Okay. You ready to look for Gary’s Clues? ‘Cause I am so ready! [looking around but beginning to get confused] I am so ready. Um. [realizing he doesn’t see Gary] I’m not so ready. Did you see which way Gary went?
Gary: [appears on left side of screen] Meow.
Kid Viewers That way!
SpongeBob: Oh, this way. Whew, thanks! Come on! [walks through the living room and heads for the kitchen] We are looking for Gary’s Clues! We are looking for Gary’s Clues! We are looking for Gary’s Clues! I wonder where they are. [passes by a counter which has several items, with a shovel having Gary’s slime on it]
Kid Viewer: A clue! A clue!
SpongeBob: [stops walking] You saw a clue? Where?
Kid Viewer: Right there, on the counter! [zooms into the counter with SpongeBob looking across it]
SpongeBob: Hmm, keys, water, clue, charger. [stops to realize he passed it] Oh! Clue! This shovel has Gary’s slime on it. It must be one of Gary’s Clues! [chuckles] Now what do we do?
Kid Viewer: Notebook!
SpongeBob: Yeah! We need our Handy Dandy Notebook! [opens the notebook, as it shows him drawing the item on a blank sheet of paper] Okay, so a semi-oval for the shovel, and a line for the broom. Then we have a semi-circle for the handle. [cuts back to SpongeBob] And there we have a shovel. So, our first Gary’s Clue is a shovel. [puts notebook away] We’re trying to figure out what Gary wants to do on a hot, sunny day with a shovel. Hm… I think we need to find some more clues, don’t you. [we can hear Mrs. Computer and Mr. Plankton in the background]
Mr. Plankton: That ray!
Mrs. Computer: No no, that ray!
SpongeBob: Hey, that sounds like our friends Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer, who like to argue. Let’s go see what they’re up to! [goes over to Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer who are looking out the window with Gary]
Mr. Plankton: Right there, see the colors?
Mrs. Computer: Yes, those are just yellow. That one right there is orangy red!
[SpongeBob clears throat]
SpongeBob: Excuse me, Mr. Plankton And Mrs. Computer. [sees Gary] Hey, Gary!
Gary: Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: What are you doing?
Mrs. Computer: Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
Mr. Plankton: Hi, SpongeBob. It’s very sunny!
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow!
Mrs. Computer: Oh, look, SpongeBob! The sun.
SpongeBob: The sun sure is hot today. And we’re figuring out what Gary wants to do in the sun. [studies the two of them] So, what are you doing?
Mr. Plankton: The sun is yellow, just like Krabs when he surrenders the formula! [backs down] ...I didn’t think that one through. [looks back] Right there. [points]
Mrs. Computer: Oh yes, over there.
SpongeBob: Huh? What is it?
Mr. Plankton: [points outside] Colors.
Mrs. Computer: Sun ray colors, see? [shows the sun flashing bursts of orange, red, and yellow]
SpongeBob: Colors of the sun, huh? [continues to think] Sun. Sun colors.
Mrs. Computer: Can you find the two rays that have the same color?
SpongeBob: Same color… we should look for some red ones first! [jumps up in excitement]
Gary: Meow.
Mr. Plankton: Look. See the patterns? [shows the outside sub, which has two red light rays, an orange one, and a yellow one.
SpongeBob: [talking in background] Hm… do you see the sun rays that look alike?
Kid Viewer: Those two! [highlights the two red rays on the screen, zooming in on them]
SpongeBob: Oh. Oh yeah! Those two sun rays look alike.
Mr. Plankton: Oh, look! [Gary starts meowing]
SpongeBob: Do you see more two orange rays, Gary?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Where? [talking to viewer] Do you see the sun rays that look alike? [shows two orange rays, a red one, and a yellow one]
Kid Viewer: Right there! [highlights the two orange rays on the screen, zooming in on them]
SpongeBob: Oh. Oh yeah! [points at the screen] Right there. Hey, good job. [cuts back to the kitchen] Well, that was fun! But we still have to look for more Gary’s Clues to figure out what Gary wants to do in the sun!
Gary: Meow, Meow.
SpongeBob: [waves goodbye to Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer] Thanks Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer! See you later!
Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer: Bye, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob walks off the screen as Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer start arguing]
Mr. Plankton: We’re just in SpongeBob’s house Karen. After this is over, I’m sure I can steal that formula.
Mrs. Computer: Not on your life, champ. [cuts to SpongeBob walking in his living room trying to find Gary]
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
SpongeBob: We are looking for Gary’s Clues… [tries to look around for Gary] Gary? [turns to viewers] Uh, which way did Gary go?
Kid Viewer: There he is, to the right!
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary is over there! [hears a voice coming from their calendar over by where Gary is. Sandy is in the calendar and starts singing the months of the year.
Sandy: January, February, March. [SpongeBob joins in]
SpongeBob and Sandy: April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December.
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hey, what’s going on, Gary?
Gary: Meow! Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: [looks at calendar, puzzled] Is that supposed to be a summer month?
Sandy: Yeah!
Gary: Meow, Meow! Meow, Meow, Meow. [warps into the calendar, appearing in the picture]
SpongeBob: There goes Gary into the calendar! Well, Gary skidoo, we can too! [warps into the picture, appearing in a sketch world with many different types of weather showing. Sandy is shown wearing a coat and sweating.]
Sandy: Hi, Gary. Hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hey there, Sandy! [looks around] Wow.
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: The seasons got all mixed up here, ey?
Sandy: Yeah! It’s supposed to be summer.
SpongeBob: Oh, like in our house!
Gary: Meow, Meow!
Sandy: Will you help me make this place summer again, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Sure thing. Will you help fix this calendar picture? [turns to viewers] Great! So uh, what’s the weather supposed to be like in summer? [shows the screen having a thundercloud, a sun, and a sun cloud]
Kid Viewer: Sunny!
Sandy: Yeah! It’s not sunny or hot everywhere, but here it is.
SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Heh. I can see that. [turns to viewer] So, did we fix everything?
Kid Viewer: No.
SpongeBob: No? Okay, well... What else could be fixed in this calendar?
Sandy: Ahem! [starts shedding a sweat] Well, I am a little hot.
SpongeBob: Oh. [laughs] I’m so sorry! Let’s help you out. [turns to viewer] Uh... do you see anything that keeps cool in the summer? [shows a tank top and sandals, a poncho and rain pants, and a sweater and boots]
Kid Viewer: Those over there! [highlights the tank top and sandals]
SpongeBob: A tank top and sandals!
Sandy: Thank you, I’m much cooler now. Something is still wrong in my picture.
SpongeBob: Oh yeah? [looks at audience] Do you see anything wrong in this calendar picture?
Bubble Bass: Wahoo! [starts ice skating on the frozen lake in the background, doing figure-8s and other tricks. SpongeBob looks behind him]
SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Heh! He can't go ice skating outside in the summertime. It's just too hot. [the boy appears out of the lake with summer clothes, and the lake is now filled with warm water]
SpongeBob: Hey, what else can you do on the lake... in the summer? Can you do these in the summer? [shows a jet ski, a kayak, and a pair of floaties]
Kid Viewer: Yeah!
SpongeBob: Of course! [shows the girl kayaking and the boy swimming]
Sandy: Whee!
SpongeBob: Heh. Now it REALLY looks like summer!
Bubble Bass: Yeah! This is as good as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Thank you!
Gary: Meow, Meow! Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow! [jumps into the lake, swims around for a bit, and then hops out and shakes himself dry.]
SpongeBob: Well, I guess it’s time to go back! [warps back into the house, Gary follows right after] Time to find another cl- [cuts off by audience who has seen a trail of slime on a bucket]
Kid Viewer: A clue! A clue!
SpongeBob: [confused, looking straight at the camera] Blue? I prefer yellow.
Kid Viewer: No, silly! A clue.
SpongeBob: Oh, a clue! [chuckles; then looks around] Where?
Kid Viewer: There! [SpongeBob looks down to see the bucket]
SpongeBob: Aha! It’s a clue. A plastic clue. Hey, you know what we need! Our handy dandy...
Kid Viewer: Notebook!
SpongeBob: Notebook. Right. [pulls out notebook] So, bucket. [begins drawing] A big trapezoid. And then a circle for the top. [cuts to SpongeBob’s face which is happy] So our first clue was a shovel, and our second clue was a bucket. So what could Gary want to do in the sun with a shovel and a bucket? [starts to think] I think we need to find Gary’s last clue- [cut off by his Patrick clock]
Patrick: [rings his bells] SpongeBob, SpongeBob! Come over here!
SpongeBob: Oh, hey! Sounds like our good friend Patrick! Come on! [walks over to the right as he walks into his bedroom singing] We're gonna play in the sun today, we’re gonna play in the sun today, We're gonna play in the sun today, soon as we find all of Gary’s Clues! [walks over to see Sandy] Hey Patrick!
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: We heard your alarm bells. [crouches down] What’s up?
Patrick: Yes, SpongeBob. I wanted to tell you. It’s… it’s… [jumps up] suning!
SpongeBob: Yeah. It IS suning! And we’re figuring out what Gary wants to do in the sun!
Patrick: Oh, are you playing Barry’s Clues?
SpongeBob: It’s Gary, Patrick, not Barry.
Patrick: [blushes] Oh. Right.
SpongeBob: [glances around] By the way, would you happen to know where Gary is?
Patrick: Yeah, I saw him over by the closet.
SpongeBob: Oh, thanks, Patrick. Come on! [walks over as it cuts to the closet. A pile of clothes can be seen on the floor] Gary? Gary?
Gary: Meow? [SpongeBob looks around confused]
SpongeBob: [turns to audience] Did you see Gary?
Kid Viewers: He’s there!
SpongeBob: [looks at clothes] Nah, those are just my clothes. [Gary bursts out of the pile of clothes]
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: Oh, hey there, Gary. What are you up to? [crouches down]
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: Oh, you’re all ready to go outside?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Alright, let’s see. [a pair of sunglasses and a mini bucket hat appear on his eyestalks] Well now, we got your sunglasses and your hat. So, Gary is ready to go outside! [Gary’s fat falls off]
Gary: Meow.
Kid Viewer: No.
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: No? Gary’s not ready? [sheds a sweat] Well, um, what is he missing?
Kid Viewer: His hat!
Gary: Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: Oh. [laughs] His hat fell off. Right!
Gary: Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: Okay, well, now you got your hat. Are you ready to go outside now? [his sunglasses fall off] Ready now?
Kid Viewer: No.
SpongeBob: Hm… Gary’s still not ready. [thinks] What is Gary missing now?
Kid Viewer: His sunglasses!
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: Oh. His sunglasses also fell off. [pits then on Gary] Must be all that slime causing them to slip off! Heheh.
Gary: Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: Okay, well, you got your hat [points to his hat] and your sunglasses [points to his sunglasses] Now is Gary ready?
Kid Viewer: Yeah!
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: Aha! [laughs] Great! Gary is ready. [turns serious again] But uh, we’re not going outside yet.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: Nope. We still have to find one more clue. Then we can go out.
Gary: Meow. [flicks his hat and sunglasses off as he slithers away. SpongeBob shrugs and picks himself up, walking over to the living room about to sing]
SpongeBob: We’re looking for-
Squidward: [from outside] Mailtime, mailtime, JUST GET YOUR MAIL ALREADY!
SpongeBob: [gasps in delight] The mail’s here! [runs into the living room with Gary] Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me want to wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail, MAAAAIIIILLLL!
Squidward: [Squidward comes in the shape of a mailbox] Mail’s Here. Mail’s In. Take it out. Right now.
SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward!
Squidward: Will you leave me alone now?
SpongeBob: [about to nod his head and then pulls back] ….no. [Squidward has a deadpan expression and pulls away] Bye, Squidward! [puts letter up and starts to sing] We just got a letter, we just got a letter. We just got a letter, I wonder who it’s from! [opens envelope] Oh! It’s a letter from Mr. Plankton. Check it out! [cuts to inside the letter where Mr. Plankton is outside]
Mr. Plankton: Hey, SpongeBob! I’m here outside with the sun in the background. [laughs diabolically] I’m gonna lure Krabs out, he’ll get sunburn, and then I’ll get the formula! This plan is foolproof.
[Eugene as a table hops out of the house]
Eugene: What are you doing there, Plankton?
Mr. Plankton: ….are you getting a sunburn?
Eugene: Of course not! [pulls out a bottle of sunscreen] I have sunscreen on. Now go back inside before you embarrass yourself even more!
Mr. Plankton: [sighs] Fine. [wallows back into the house as Eugene looks at the screen]
Eugene: Remember - always use sunscreen before you go outside on a hot and sunny day! [waves goodbye] Bye, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: [closes letter] Wow, he’s right. Always gotta make sure you’re protected from the sun. [Eugene hears this]
Eugene: Uh, SpongeBob? I’m right here.
SpongeBob: [laughs] Oh, right. I forgot. [gets up from his chair and walks over to the window. Outside, there’s a clump of sand, which is the last clue, as it has Gary’s slime on it.]
Kid Viewer: A clue!
SpongeBob: Oh, did you see another clue? One of Gary’s clues? Where?
Kid Viewer: Outside!
SpongeBob: Outside? [looks outside] Oh, the sand! Look at that, there’s sand all over the place. [whispers] Wow. You know what we need? Our handy dandy...
Kid Viewer: Notebook!
SpongeBob: Notebook! Right! Okay… so. [pulls out notebook and starts drawing] So, we draw a squiggly line for the sand, and some dots scattered all over for the grains. [finishes drawing] Yep, there it is. Sand. [looks up] We have all three clues! You know what this means! We’re ready for our...
Kid Viewer: Thinking chair!
SpongeBob: Thinking chair, right! [plops himself down in the chair] So we’re trying to figure out what Gary...
Gary: Meow, Meow.
SpongeBob: ...wants to do in the sun today! [takes out notebook] And our Gary’s Clues are a shovel, a bucket, and sand. So what could Gary do with a shovel, a bucket, and sand? Hmm… [taps chin with pencil to think] Ooh, wait a minute. Could Gary want to put the sand in the bucket… and then eat it out when the shovel?
Gary: Meow?
Kid Viewer: No.
SpongeBob: [narrows eyes] No? Well, what could Gary do with a shovel, a bucket, and sand? Hm… shovel, bucket, sand. Sand, bucket, shovel.
Viewers: Build a sandcastle!
SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh! A sandcastle. That’s it! Brilliant! Gary wants to build a sandcastle! [puts notebook down] Out of sand, using a shovel and a bucket! [starts singing to the beat] We just figured out Gary’s Clues. We just figured out Gary's Clues. We just figured out Gary's Clues, because we’re really smart!
Gary: Meow Meow!
SpongeBob: Hey Gary, let’s go outside and make a sandcastle in the sand!
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow!
[cuts to the outside where it’s very hot and sunny. SpongeBob and Gary are building a sandcastle]
Gary: Meow, Meow.
SpongeBob: Oh, look, Gary! [Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer come over to help build a moat for the sandcastle] It’s Mr. Plankton and Mrs. Computer.
Mrs. Computer: Remember - all good sandcastles have a moat with water! [digs up a stream surrounding the castle. After that, Sandy appears]
SpongeBob: Hey, it’s our friend from the…?
Viewers: Calendar!
SpongeBob: Calendar, right!
Sandy: Yeehaw! It’s hot and sunny!
Gary: Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: [gasps] And here comes Patrick! [Patrick comes running out, covering himself in sand]
Patrick: It’s snowing… with sand! [tosses sand up into the air and has it fall onto him]
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: Okay Gary. [checks his clothing] Hat.
Gary: Meow, Meow.
SpongeBob: And sunglasses.
Gary: Meow, Meow.
SpongeBob: Check! Everything’s going swell here at the pineapple!
Gary: Meow, Meow!
SpongeBob: [turns to viewer] Thank you so much for all of your help today! [starts singing while the characters are building the sandcastle in the background] Now it’s time for so long, but we’ll sing just one more song! Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart! You know, with me and my snail Gary and you, we can do anything that we wanna do! [stops singing] See you later! Thanks for stopping by with Gary’s Clues. [starts drinking a bottle of water]
Kid Viewer: We can do anything that we wanna do!
Gary: Meow!
Kid Viewer: We can do anything!
Gary: Meow, meow!
[episode ends with a shot of the characters revealing their sandcastle]
==Trivia==
*Since TheJasbre202 left the season, this episode went unranked during Round 5.
*This is the first A rated episode that DanzxvFan8275 has written on SBFW.
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