The King is Zelda is King The

The King is Zelda is King The is a
==Plot==
==Transcript==
:King Harkinian: [in Zelda voice and face] Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to Aid him.
:Zelda: [in King Harkinian voice and face] But father, what if something happens to you?
:King Harkinian: [in Zelda voice and face] I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
:Zelda: [in King Harkinian voice and face] ImpOAH!
:Impa:
:King Harkinian: [in Zelda voice and face] Enough. My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
:Link: What the fuck am I looking at here?
:Zelda: [in King Harkinian voice and face] A whole month gone, and still no word.
:Impa:
:Link: I'm scared.
:Zelda: [in King Harkinian voice and face] Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
:Link: Your dad is dead, you stupid asshole!
:Zelda: [in King Harkinian voice and face] Wake up ImpOAH! We're going to Gamelon.
:Impa:
:Link: What just happened?
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