Skyrim Sans

"buy skyrim if you wanna live"
Skyrim!Sans is a Sans that lives to sell you Skyrim, you cannot escape Skyrim.
Skyrim is eternal, for Godd Howard is eternal.
== Profile ==
=== Backtory ===
Born deep within Bethesda Game Studios HQ, Skyrim!Sans was awoken when a bunch of hardcore Elder Scrolls fans tried to find an early copy of TES VI, one fan accidently bumped into what looked like a tube containing a small white circle, suddenly it transformed into Skyrim!Sans, and the fans were immediately disinteragted by Skyrim!Sans' blaster.
=== Appearance ===
Skyrim!Sans wears an Iron Helmet simmilar to the one found in TES V: Skyrim, and a hoodie that seems to have a similar colour palette to the Iron Armor set.
=== Personality ===
Skyrim!Sans has an obsession with Skyrim and will attempt to sell it to any being he comes across, if said person or being declines, he will attempt to force them to buy Skyrim using the secret technique, "violence".
== Powers and Other Cool Stuff ==
* Dragon Blaster : His Gaster Blaster looks like the head of a dragon from Skyrim and it can fire flames, ice, or can use the Unrelenting Force shout.
* Shout : Skyrim!Sans can use all the Shouts from Skyrim except Unrelenting Force, but each shout has a cooldown of 3 minutes.
*Paralysis : Every attack Skyrim!Sans can inflict Paralysis, if you have enough Paralysis you will be (suprise suprise) paralysed for 10 seconds, and be unable to do anything.
*Skyrim : He just chucks a copy of Skyrim at your face, it deals like no damage, but deals a suprisingly large amount of Paralysis, not enough to paralyse you, but a decently large amount of it.
== Relationship ==
=== Literally everyone on this bloody Wiki ( E ) ===
If he spots you, you better buy Skyrim, if not, he will attempt to commit violence which may or may not result in a condition known as death.
=== Ink Sans ===
Has recently heard of this Sans and think he's a little bit problematic but ultimately, harmless.
=== Extremly Edgy OC's ( Hates Them ) ===
Even though they have nothing to do with Skyrim, he hates looking at them, he think that they are everything wrong with a community and has to try his hardest to not attempt to kill them cause he knows he will die in a millisecond due to them being OP af. Good thing the moderators of this wiki deletes them because they are way to OP.
=== Every Joke Character on this Wiki ===
He thinks they are fine, but he prefers to be taken semi-seriously and not treated as an absolute joke. ( but he really is a joke character, too bad for him lol )
== Trivia ==
* I made this sprite in like, 10 minutes, if you have any actual artistic talent, please replace the image, please, I beg of you.
* Skyrim!Sans thinks that the rest of the TES series is good, but likes Skyrim the most, Oblivion is his second favourite.
* Despite being obssesed with Skyrim, he won't hate you for saying that you have tried it and did'nt like it, he just wants you to buy it.
* If any of the moderators or admins or whatever are reading this, uhhh wait, why is this here again?
Category:Joke Character
Category:Chaotic Good
Category:Original joke
Category:Sans