Gabbleton

==Name== 
Morris Gabbleton.
==Physical Traits==
A fat, dirty, bald human male. And yet, he looks like very enjoyable company because of his laughing wrinkles, grinning face, and amused eye twinkle.
Clothes are usually raggedy and simple, unless on formal occasions, where they're just raggedy.
==Race and Class==
Human Warrior. ICly he won't win any races and has no class.
==Guild==
Union of Stormwind Workers
==Occupation==
Unemployed.
Witch Hunter, in the W.I.T.C.H. Company with the rest of the crew.
==Family==
Most deceased normally of old age or blows to the head in dark alleys, which in Stormwind would qualify as natural cause. 
He got his inn from his uncle who passed away in an unfortunate accident involving a cheese grater and some explosive decompression from a barrel of beer which was standing in a damp old cellar for a little too long. Tragic, but really, what'd you expect?
Has some cousins living around somewhere, which he writes occasionally, though in really bad spelling, which led to some awkward misunderstandings sometimes.
==Background==
Had a pretty damn normal childhood. Grown up with an abundance of food and genetic potential for fatness. Has a home in Darkshire.
Never had any education, other than the one he received while serving in the army and a week in cooking school, which he got kicked out of for stealing from the salt barrel. The army tried to teach him about tactics, how to handle weapons, diplomacy, physical fitness, medical training, overcoming obstacles, self-discipline, and more general army stuff. Gabbleton thought this was all fine and well, but they weren't really useful if you were bleeding to death in a ditch somewhere, so all he really learned was how to stay alive through dirty tricks and, mostly, knowing when to run away.
The army was also where he met Fred and Boots, who had pretty much the same mindset as him. Together they learned the very precise practice of blowing stuff to bits using a cannon and a couple of shotguns. The cannon became Gabble's primary means of warfare, on account of being able to cause mass destruction while having a jolly good time watching from a safe distance and enjoying a bottle of rum.
Shortly after leaving the army, he inherited an inn in Stormwind and decided to apply his expertise on the food and alcohol department to this.
==Criminal Record==
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==Interesting Facts==
None. Gabble's not interesting at all.
Category:Characters
Category:Alliance
Category:Human
Category:Warrior