Glung

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== Life ==
=== Early Life / Obamium Fiasco ===
Glung Russell was born on March 19th, 1989 to a rich American family. His mother, Sarah, was a counter-revolutionary in the Bingustani Revolution, and his father, Jason, was one of the scientists who spearheaded the creation of the Big Floppa Bomb. 
At age 9, Glung started reading at an incredible rate, far beyond anyone of his age. This was due to the synthetic obamium that his father had been injecting into Glung's meals. At some point in the Summer of 2000, his father was assassinated for the use of synthetic obamium, which had been stolen from a former workplace of his. On January 7th, 2001, at age 11, Glung fell ill to the effects of his sustained obamium consumption. During the brain transplant surgery, it had been noticed that Glung's brain had transformed into solid obamium. This effect had never been seen before, and it baffles doctors and scientists to this day. 
Due to the weight of the solid obamium lodged in his cranium, the doctors could not continue with the transplant. Instead, they gave him an experimental supplement that was designed to reverse the effects of LSOC (Long-term Sustained Obamium Consumption). This supplement, however, caused his body's aging process to speed up to an extremely unnatural level. Luckily, through a month of chemotherapy, this was able to be stopped.
=== Adulthood / Current Status ===
Glung Russell is currently being kept in a government-owned hospital, located somewhere within the Northwest Area of the U.F.A.
In an interview conducted in 2014 by VICE, he stated, "Due to some legal hoopla that I had to sign, I'm not permitted to tell you where I currently am. What I can say, though, is that they're keeping me alive and well, and they plan on fixing me."
It is unknown as to what happened to Glung's mother, but it is suspected that she was taken into custody by police, as she was also aware of the chemicals that were being fed to Glung at a young age.
== Public Outrage ==
=== Obamium Controversy ===
Due to Jason's theft of the synthetic obamium, it is now unknown as to how obamium would be synthesized in a lab, as the stolen stash was an experimental attempt at obamium synthesis. The company producing the obamium also went bankrupt after their batch was stolen, which has now led to the possibility of obamium synthesis in the near future to be practically impossible. 
This outrage from the scientific community was raised even higher, when it was discovered that Albert Flopstein had created a scientific formula to transform obamium into colossal amounts of electricity. This discovery combined with obamium synthesis could've led to the creation of a much more stable, safe, and efficient way of creating electricity. This outrage eventually led to the assassination of Jason in the Summer of 2000.
=== Anger Towards The Government ===
After Glung Russell's story was made public knowledge, millions of protesters all across the U.F. were outraged at the fact that their government had "captured" Glung in such an inhumane way. The outrage of this controversy was significantly toned down when the 2014 VICE Interview was released, yet some still say that the government was far too barbaric handling the situation.
== Death Theory ==
Many have theorized throughout the years that Glung actually died by the hands of the government at some point in 2016, as no new information has been given about him, and no recent photographs exist. The U.F.A. Government have yet to address this, which some take as proof that Glung has died.
=== Discouragement Theory ===
Some also say that the government is purposefully trying to make it seem like Glung is dead, as a way to discourage people from using obamium as a source of energy. This is supported by the fact that the government should have access to the obamium synthesis procedures for legal reasons, and that they haven't released Albert Flopstein's obamium theory. This could be because the U.F.A. make most of their money from the fossil fuel industry, and wouldn't want some new fancy method coming around, which could hypothetically ruin the economy.
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