One For Bikini Bottom PART ONE

One For Bikini Bottom PART ONE is the ninth episode of the first season of Super Sponge. The episode premiered on 2/20/23 and was written by Not-Joe. The next episode is One For Bikini Bottom PART TWO. 
== Plot ==
Super Sponge and Sandy set out to find out what the evil wizard is planning and put a stop to it!
== Transcript ==
(Sunrise.)
SpongeBob narrating: "Sixteen, going on seventeen days since I paused my life for the sake of surveilling Bikini Bottom non-stop."
SpongeBob was hovering over the roof of his pineapple house, with his pants inflated. Patrick stood on the ground, across the street, holding a Jellyfishing net.
Patrick: "Ready to hit the fields with me?"
SpongeBob: "I can't today."
Patrick: "But you said today we'd go Jellyfishing again."
SpongeBob: "I know, Patrick. But I can't."
Patrick: "Well, maybe soon we can? Unless you don't want to."
SpongeBob: "Patrick, I'm not isolating myself because I don't love spending time with you… I'm doing it because I do."
SpongeBob narrating: "Sandy says something big is coming, and we must be ready for whatever the evil wizard tries to throw at us."
(Sunset.)
SpongeBob flew over Jellyfish Fields and looked below at two kids having fun catching Jellyfish together.
The scene fades to SpongeBob landing on his feet, on the roof of a tall building, Downtown Bikini Bottom. He answered a call from Mr. Krabs on his shell phone.
Mr. Krabs: "Ahoy, SpongeBob. Could I expect you to return to work tomorrow?"
SpongeBob: "No."
Mr. Krabs: "But it's been almost three weeks."
SpongeBob: "I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob narrating: "It's been getting in the way of my day to day life, but I trust Sandy's intuition more than anyone else's."
Bubble transition…
(The next day.)
Tons of customers flooded the Krusty Krab, as Mr. Krabs was helming the cash register. Squidward was in the kitchen, trying to flip five different patties on the grill at a time, as a pile of paper orders were building up, on the kitchen window in front of him.
Squidward: "Where is that yellow pain in the neck?"
Mr. Krabs: "He said he's busy doing something important."
Squidward: "If I were his boss, I would've fired him by now!"
Mr. Krabs: "But SpongeBob's me number one frycook. The Krusty Krab wouldn't be the same without him."
Squidward: "Face it, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob's not coming back to work."
Mr. Krabs: "He'll come back. We just need to give him time."
Squidward: "What makes you so sure?"
Mr. Krabs: "He'd never quit."
Suddenly the grill caught on fire, as Squidward leaped back!
(At the Bikini Bottom fire department, in a garage.)
Fire chief: "Fire alarm signaling from the Krusty Krab!"
Five firefighters got in a firetruck. The garage door started to rise up automatically, as the fire chief was standing near it and got his arm wrapped around a rope at the bottom of the garage door, and got himself stuck, dangling from the ceiling!
Fire chief: "Help!"
Just then, SpongeBob appeared at the scene, entering the garage, in his inflatable pants!
SpongeBob: "How'd you get up there?"
SpongeBob hovered in front of the fire chief, as he leaped forward, onto SpongeBob's shoulders. SpongeBob lowered him to the floor, then left, as all the firefighters started clapping and cheering for "Super Sponge".
The evil wizard stood in a dark room, watching the firefighters through a crystal ball.
Wizard: "Clap now, you imbeciles. Your special "Super Sponge" won't be able to protect you from what's coming soon."
Bubble transition…
SpongeBob landed in front of a little store, Downtown Bikini Bottom, "Enzo's Goods and Deli", and walked through the front door.
SpongeBob: "Good morning, Mr. Enzo."
Mr. Enzo: "Heeey, SpongeBobby. My favorite customer! I haven't seen you in a while. I wasn't sure if you moved out of town."
SpongeBob: "No, I'm still here."
Mr. Enzo: "Are you still at the Krusty Krab?"
SpongeBob: "It's complicated."
A mother tapped on SpongeBob's shoulder.
Mother: "Excuse me, can my daughter get an autograph from you?"
SpongeBob: "Uh, sure-"
Mother: "Signed 'Super Sponge'?"
SpongeBob: "Okay-"
A little girl standing next to the mother held up a lunch box for SpongeBob, and the mother gave him a pen.
Little girl: "You're my hero."
SpongeBob: "And what's your name?"
Little girl: "Candace."
SpongeBob finished signing the lunch box. Candace and her mother walked away with it.
Candace: "Thanks, mister!"
Mr. Enzo: "Those children look up to you."
SpongeBob: "I didn't realize I had fans."
Mr. Enzo: "You know, I have a grandson named William... He was there, when those sea gods were tearing up Bikini Bottom that day, and you saved him. That's something I'll forever be grateful for."
SpongeBob: "Wait, really?!"
Mr. Enzo: "Anyways, though. What will you have today?"
SpongeBob: "Just the usual turkeyfish sandwich with cheese. All the stuff you usually put on it."
Mr. Enzo: "Just the usual? Are you sure?"
SpongeBob: "Yeah. Just the usual sounds good."
Mr. Enzo: "Alright, if you say so, but I gotta tell ya, we've got some brand new smoothies that we're selling now for 6 dollars, and people have been calling them the best smoothies in town."
SpongeBob: "I'm good. That's kind of expensive for a smoothie."
Mr. Enzo: "Well, for you, since you're my #1 customer, I'll only charge you three bucks."
SpongeBob: "Hmm… Well, okay!"
Mr. Enzo: "You won't regret it."
Mr. Enzo gave SpongeBob his order, and SpongeBob paid him.
Bubble transition…
SpongeBob sat down, on the edge of the top of a tall apartment building, Downtown Bikini Bottom, unwrapping his sandwich, as the underwater Summer sun shined above him.
SpongeBob: "What a day!"
SpongeBob took the lid off his smoothie.
SpongeBob: "He only filled it up halfway! Oh well."
He took a bite of the sandwich. SpongeBob wore a wireless earbud in a hole on the left side of his head.
Through the earbud, Sandy asked: "How's everything looking on your end?"
SpongeBob looked over the horizon.
SpongeBob: "Everything seems normal here."
The scene cuts to Sandy in Downtown Bikini Bottom, on the side of an empty road. In front of her, in the distance, stood a small, worn down, light blue colored abandoned building that appeared to have light green colored lights flashing inside it, shining through holes in the roof.
Sandy: "I'm approaching an old building omitting weird lights."
SpongeBob: "Sounds suspicious."
Sandy: "Could be. Unless it's just a broken power line somewhere over the building."
SpongeBob: "Keep me updated."
SpongeBob put his sandwich down, beside him, to take a sip of his smoothie. When he went to reach back for the sandwich, the paper it was wrapped in started blowing away in the wind!
SpongeBob: "Hey!"
SpongeBob tried to grab onto it, but he leaned forward too much, and fell off the edge of the roof, as the wind blew the paper farther away. He landed on his feet, on a closed dumpster.
(Talking to himself) SpongeBob: "I know it's just a piece of paper, but I don't wanna be a litterbug."
SpongeBob lunged into the clouds, where the piece of paper was twirling around. He reached for it, but the wind blew it towards a clam, which then flew through the ocean sky with the paper in its mouth! SpongeBob followed it.
SpongeBob: "Gimme that paper!"
The clam spit it out of its mouth, as it hurdled to a street in Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob flew down, right behind it! Hovering in the middle of the road, he grabbed a hold of the paper, but then VROOM!!! He just barely avoided getting hit by a truck, as he flew out of the road just a second before it was too late! SpongeBob put the piece of paper in his pocket, as he jumped on top of the roof of a warehouse, Downtown Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob: "What the?"
Four buff men wearing full body, black colored robber costumes were stuffing the back of a truck with large cardboard boxes. They shut the back door on the truck, as two of them went inside the back, and the other two got inside the front of the truck, and started driving away in it.
SpongeBob: "Hmm…"
The scene cuts to Rock Bottom.
Sandy is seen walking through the front door of the building that was omitting weird lights. She looked all around, as she continued through the building. It was really dark inside, and the ground was muddy and like stepping into an underwater pond. Sandy heard a creaking noise somewhere around her. On a dark purple table, in front of her, was the crystal ball seen earlier in the series.
(Talking to SpongeBob) Sandy: "I think I found the wizard's secret base."
The scene cuts to SpongeBob in the sky, flying away from the warehouse.
(To Sandy) SpongeBob: "I'm following what seems to be a crime in progress."
The truck drove onto a busy highway, and was cutting people off and speeding fast, causing people driving boats on the road to start getting nervous and making quick turns to avoid crashing into the truck! Inside the back of the truck, there weren't any seats, but a bunch of boxes, and two of the masked figures standing still behind the front seats, guarding the stuff in the back, and one of them was holding a large gun.
SpongeBob landed on top of the truck. He leaned over the edge of the vehicle, and opened the door in the back, then jumped inside!
SpongeBob: "Hi, guys!"
The masked figures were shocked.
SpongeBob: "What's in all the boxes?"
The man holding the gun started shooting at SpongeBob, as SpongeBob hopped and jumped around, dodging all the bullets! The man driving the truck looked back for a second, and when he looked forward again, he was about to smash the truck into a boat! As it was coming at him, he quickly turned right, breaking right through a fence on the side of the road, sending the truck off a bridge, and onto another road, where he continued driving!
Inside, as the truck turned and shook, the man with the gun lost his balance and fell on the floor, hitting his head so hard he passed out! The other man pressed a button on his left hand glove, and a hand knife lunged out of his pocket and into his hand, as he leaped towards SpongeBob with it! He swung the knife at him! SpongeBob jumped to the side! As SpongeBob dodged it, the knife went right into a cardboard box behind SpongeBob, opening it! A sword slid out of the box, and SpongeBob grabbed it, stepping away from the knife guy. He swung at SpongeBob again! SpongeBob blocked the knife with the sword, and moved his arm back, then forward again, to hit him with the sword! He blocked SpongeBob's attack, holding his knife against the sword, but SpongeBob pushed forward, against the knife, so much that the man flung backwards, hitting his head on the wall! The masked man in the front passenger seat hopped into the back, and ran towards SpongeBob! SpongeBob stepped back. He shoved SpongeBob out of the truck, sending him hurdling onto the road, as the truck continued driving away!
The scene cuts forward in time to the truck pulling up to an abandoned half built building at a construction site, in Bikini Bottom, near Goo Lagoon. The two masked men that were in the front ran out of the truck, up to the evil wizard, under the frame of the unfinished building.
Driver: "We're here, boss, but we had a run in with Super Sponge!"
Wizard: "Did he follow you here?"
Driver: "We don't know."
Wizard: "You idiots!"
The wizard slapped the driver across his face so hard it brought him to his knees for a second.
Wizard: "You were supposed to NOT get noticed!"
Passenger: "We tried."
Wizard: "Well, you two step aside. I'll deal with this. He's probably already here."
SpongeBob: "Yes, I am!"
SpongeBob appeared, standing beside the truck.
The scene cuts to the dark building in Rock Bottom.
Sandy slowly walked forward into another dimly lit room. Just then, the evil wizard appeared at the other end of the room, running towards Sandy with his hand in the air!
Wizard: "HIYAH!"
The wizard almost karate chopped Sandy, but not a second too soon, she jumped backwards!
(To SpongeBob) Sandy: "I found him! The wizard's here!"
The scene cuts to the construction site.
(To Sandy) SpongeBob: "That's impossible! He's right in front of me!"
The wizard leaped in front of SpongeBob, and shot a bolt of electricity out of a wand, at SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: "AGH!"
SpongeBob flew into the air, with his inflatable pants! SpongeBob started flying in loops, in the sky, as the wizard continued to shoot bolts of electricity at him!
Wizard: "Why won't you just give up?!"
SpongeBob: "I'm Super Sponge! I'd never quit!"
The wizard shot a bolt of electricity at part of the building's frame behind SpongeBob, causing a large portion of it to detach from the rest of the frame, and fall on top of SpongeBob! SpongeBob laid there on the ground, with a large piece of wooden structure on top of his back, preventing him from getting up, as the wizard stood in front of him, sinisterly smiling!
Wizard: "Say hi to the reaper for me."
The wizard held his hands up, about to shoot electricity at SpongeBob! Out of nowhere, Mr. Enzo appeared!
Mr. Enzo: "Get away from my favorite customer!"
Mr. Enzo threw a glass bottle at the wizard, and the wizard fell backwards to the ground, completely defeated! Mr. Enzo lifted the wood off of SpongeBob, so SpongeBob could crawl out and stand up.
Mr. Enzo: "Are you okay, now?"
SpongeBob: "I am. Thanks for the help, Mr. Enzo. But you gotta get outta here now before you get hurt."
Mr. Enzo: "On it."
Mr. Enzo ran off.
"A Dream of Earth" by Khonsu began loudly playing over the scene, as SpongeBob cautiously walked over to the wizard laying on the ground. The wizard's face and stomach was wounded and cut open by the glass, and his body was metal on the inside, revealing the wizard to be a robot! SpongeBob gasped!
(At Rock Bottom.)
The wizard swung his fist, hitting Sandy's neck with the knuckle of his thumb, almost breaking it! But Sandy leaped back just in time!
Sandy: "A boshi-ken strike?! One of the deadliest karate moves?!"
Sandy looked up and the wizard had disappeared! Sandy walked forward into the final room in the building. Looking around, she saw multiple widescreen televisions on both walls left and right, each showing live surveillance of a different location in Bikini Bottom, one of them showing the Treedome. There also appeared to be a giant Karen-like computer on the wall, and buttons below it.
(Thinking out loud) Sandy: "Really advanced technology."
The wizard: "Don't be so surprised!"
The "wizard" appeared in front of Sandy, holding "his" head, revealing it to be a mask!
The "wizard": "...Sister!"
It was a female squirrel!
Sandy: "DALLAS?!"
Dallas: "You thought I was dead!"
Sandy tripped and began hurriedly crawling backwards! Just then, the whole room they were in detached from the rest of the building, and began flying high into the sky! It was a hidden giant spacecraft!
Dallas: "I knew you would find me here, and thanks to your technology I stole and recycled, I was able to build all of this!"
Sandy looked out the doorway on the spacecraft, as from high up in the clouds, she could see something emerging out of Goo Lagoon!
That's when the scene cuts to the construction site, as SpongeBob noticed it too! Suddenly, an even bigger version of the giant Robot SpongeBob in Battle for Bikini Bottom menacingly rose out of the goo! It cast a shadow over the entirety of Bikini Bottom!
In the spacecraft, Dallas held out a ball shaped bomb and threw it at Sandy! It exploded right in front of Sandy's face, making her unconscious, and sending her backwards, out of the spacecraft, hurdling all the way down in the sky!
To Be Continued.