Greg the Infidel

Greg the Infidel is the traditional owner of the land that borders Festdidgea to the east. Greg has had numerous feuds with the native Festdidgeans due to conflict of interest which once escalated into all-out war. Greg has erected a fence around his nation to keep out the troublesome Festdidgeans and other native Festdidgean wildlife. 
== The First Greg War ==
Prior to the first Greg war the native Festdidgeans had some minor conflicts with Greg but full out war escalated when a Festdidgean called Browney threw a tree branch over Greg's fence and into his yard. Greg and the other governments surrounding the nation declared war. No shots were fired but Festdidgean military authorities increased training and activity to prepare for an attack. The war eventually came to an end after the Festdidgeans and Greg reconciled over Dr. Phil.
== Culture ==
Greg has become a major part of the Festdigean culture. The treasured slinky now lies within his borders and he gave rise to the popular game of Greg's Yard, where participants use cameras inserted in the rectum to see who can find the most feaces.