Patrick Gets His Boat Fixed

Patrick Gets His Boat Fixed is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into an auto shop.)
Angry Jack: How can I be of service?
Patrick: Hey, didn't you use to work for that shell emporium?
Angry Jack: Yeah, but I went out of business after a yellow EEDIOT broke all of my shells.
Patrick: Hey, my best friend's yellow!
Angry Jack: Does his name happen to be SpongeBob SquarePants?
Patrick: Yeah, yeah!
Angry Jack: Then GET OUT OF MY SHOP!
Patrick: But aren't you going to fix my boat?
Angry Jack: (sighs) Fine. But only because I need the money.
(Patrick takes the pieces of a toy boat out of his pocket.)
Patrick: It broke when I sat on it.
(Angry Jack takes out a wrench and beats Patrick senseless with it.)
Patrick: Ow! You're not getting a tip for this! Ow!
(What a twist!)
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