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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 30, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2004
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts with Leni, SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln in Lori and Leni’s bedroom as Lori is simply texting on her bed. Lincoln has offered to be Leni’s model.
French Narrator: Ah, they live in the Loud House in Lori and Leni's bedroom. Of course there is Leni.
Leni Loud: Alright, just adding a final touch and… *sews one last time*
Lincoln Loud: Ouch! Please tell me we’re almost done here…
Leni Loud: Sorry, Linc. I just finished top half. I gotta start on the bottom half now.
Lincoln Loud: Seriously, it’s been an hour Leni. You usually don’t take so long.
Leni Loud: Well, this is a favorite design I’ve been dreaming of doing for a months. I gotta make sure this is perfect. You’re the only one who makes designing these clothes easy, Linky. You have like the perfect body.
Lincoln Loud: *pauses and begins acting overly suave from her compliment* Well then… why didn’t you says so? I could do this all day.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lincoln, You have the perfect body.
Lincoln Loud: I know SpongeBob.
Patrick Star: Of course, she is.
Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *rolls our eyes*
Leni Loud: Great! Let’s see now… where is my…
Patrick Star: Spider!
Suddenly, a spider slowly crawls down from the ceiling. Leni froze at the sight of the spider
Leni Loud: *screams loudly* AHHH! Spider! *runs crazily out of the room*
Lincoln Loud: Leni, wait!
Squidward Tentacles: Lori, why does she afraid of spider.
Lori Loud: *Frustrated* Ugh, she does this every single time.
Leni Loud: *runs downstairs and suddenly hits a wall*
Time card reading "A Few Seconds Later"
French Narrator: A few seconds later.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni. Get up.
Leni Loud: Ugh. What happened?
Lincoln Loud: You ran into the wall while going crazy over a... *pauses and clears throat* Let's just forget about it and continue doing this design.
Leni Loud: Ok. Let’s go then.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, you gotta put your sunglasses back on though.
Leni Loud: What are you guys talking about? They're right he— *puts my hand on my head, but realizes my sunglasses have gone missing* Wha- *worried*
Lincoln Loud: It’s okay I’m sure they’re somewhere-
Leni Loud: WHERE’D MY SUNGLASSES GO?! *cries and runs upstairs*
Lincoln Loud: *disappointed* …so SpongeBob I guess We’re done with being the perfect model then?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Patrick Star: *bangs the wall with my head while walking* Ouch.
Slide transition cuts to Lori on her phone speaking with one of her friends.
Lori Loud: *angrily* So I told Amber, like, that was literally racist of you, and she was all like- *opens the door to find a completely devastated Leni whimpering at her door* AHH!
Leni Loud: *cries and runs to my bed, burying my face in my pillow*
Lori Loud: Ugh, I’ll call you back. My sister is causing a scene right now. *hangs up* Leni, I told you, spiders are nothing to cry over.
Leni Loud: *cries* No! It’s not that! I lost my sunglasses!
Lori Loud: So, why can’t you just look for them?
Leni Loud: I don’t know where they are!
Lori Loud: Probably, because you were running all over the place. I’m sure they’re somewhere in the house.
Leni Loud: I can’t be seen like this! My sunglasses were important for my looks! Without them, I’m practically bald!
Lori Loud: Are you implying that bald people are ugly or something?...
Leni Loud: ...uh, that's not what I meant I... *cries* I JUST WANT MY SUNGLASSES BACK!
Lori Loud: Seriously? You’re literally making a big deal over nothing. You look fine with or without them.
Leni Loud: No Lori! We have to find them! My sunglasses were important to me!
Lori Loud: You don’t even use them… you just wear them over your head.
Leni Loud: Yeah, but they still made me look cute! You gotta help me!
Lori Loud: *sigh* Alright. If it’ll get you to stop crying over something so little.
Leni Loud: Thanks.
Patrick Star: Oooohhhhh
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lori, Lincoln, and Leni searching for sunglasses.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, they're not in the family room.
Leni Loud: I don’t see them upstairs in the hallway…
Lincoln Loud: They're not in the dining room or kitchen either…
Lori Loud: Sorry Leni. We have no idea where your sunglasses went.
Leni Loud: *falls face-first on the couch and begins whimpering in the pillow*
Lori Loud: Look, if I go to the store and buy you some new ones, will you feel better?
Leni Loud: No! I don’t want to replace my sunglasses! They were special for me!
Lori Loud: Well it’s either we go or you stay "bald", Leni.
Leni Loud: *reluctantly* Okay... *sniffles*
Slide transition cuts to Lori and Leni walking in the mall and heading into one of the clothes stores.
Lori Loud: *to cashier* Excuse me, do you know where the sunglasses are?
Special Robloxian Cashier: *points* They’re over there…
Lori: Okay thanks.
Special Robloxian Cashier: You know I used to have a life… I dreamt about being an engineer one day. But did I get that dream? No… Instead I’m standing in front of a cash register in a clothes store. My girlfriend dumped me last week and now pretty much hates me.
A long, awkward silence followed that completely unrelated, random statement.
Lori Loud: *awkwardly* Uh... okay then... I didn’t need to know that but... uh... *walks off*
Leni Loud: What was that about?
Lori Loud: I wish I knew… but anyway, let’s find you the sunglasses. *looks through the shelves*
She can't wear the white sunglasses Leni usually wears.
Lori Loud: I think they’re sold out of the ones you like, Leni.
Leni Loud: *whimpers*
Lori Loud: Just wear some new ones. The other ones were probably getting old anyway. They’ve got plenty of cool looking sunglasses here.
Leni Loud: *reluctantly* Okay...
Flashback montage of Leni trying on new pairs in the dressing room; She is wearing pink curly glasses.
Leni Loud (with pink, curly glasses): Too pink.
She is wearing party glasses.
Leni Loud (with party glasses): Too flashy.
She is wearing square glasses.
Leni Loud (with square glasses): Too square.
She is wearing triangular glasses.
Leni Loud (with triangular glasses): Too pointy.
She is wearing transparent glasses.
Leni Loud (with circular, transparent glasses): Too nerdy.
She looks normal, looking white sunglasses.
Leni Loud (Normal, looking white sunglasses): Ooh, these ones look good!
Store Assistant: Oh, those ones are the special glow-in-the-dark glasses. They’re very popular. *turns off lights which make sunglasses glow a green, bright color*
Leni Loud: *sighs* Too glowy.
End of flashback.
Leni Loud: Face it, Lori. I’m never gonna find my perfect glasses again.
Lori Loud: Well there’s one last pair you haven’t rejected yet *pulls out some dark, fancy looking shades that gives off a shine*
Leni Loud: I don’t know Lori… I’m not sure if…
Lori Loud: *puts the shades on Leni*
Leni Loud: *pauses as she looks at myself in the mirror* Hey… these ones don’t look that bad. They make me feel... different.
Lori Loud: So you’ll buy them then?
Leni Loud: Sure!
Lori Loud: Alright then!
The two head to the special Robloxian cashier.
Special Robloxian Cashier: Oh it’s you again…
Lori Loud: We want to buy these.
Special Robloxian Cashier: *sighs* Alright then. That’ll be 199.99 please.
Leni Loud: *looks in bag* Oops. I forgot my wallet. Lori...?
Lori Loud: Ugh. *hands cashier money*
Special Robloxian Cashier: Thanks…
Lori and Leni are about to walk off.
Special Robloxian Cashier: My parents used to be proud of me. They said I could be anything that I wanted to be when I grow up… Clearly they were lying to me.
Lori Loud: We’ll be on our way.
Special Robloxian Cashier: Whatever... *sighs*
Screen cuts to Leni trying on her new shades at her room.
Leni Loud: Thanks Lori for buying me these shades.
Lori Loud: No problem... *murmurs* Although those things cost me a fortune... *walks out of room*
Leni Loud: I love them! *begins staring at the mirror with a disappointed face* You know there’s something wrong with how I look. Maybe it’s the dress. They completely clash with these shades. I gotta go back to the mall.
Slide transition cuts to about an hour later where Lori is back on her bed.
Lori Loud: *on the phone* Amber did what now?! Okay that is the last straw! *hears knocks on door*
Leni Loud: Lori!
Lori Loud: Hold on, someone’s at the door I’ll be right back. Amber will pay for this…
Lori runs downstairs and opens the door to discover a shocking sight. Leni has completely changed her looks, wearing her supervillain costume just like Dreaded Patrick.
Lori Loud: Woah! Leni, is that you?
Dreaded Leni: Oh please. Leni was so last year. Call me... Dreaded Leni.
Lori Loud: ...Dreaded Leni? You’re changing your name now?
Dreaded Leni: Duh. The name suits me better. Ever since I got these shades, I thought I needed to not only change my looks, but also change my life. From now on, there’s a new hero in this family.
Lori Loud: *facepalms* Oh jeez. Leni, this is .
Dreaded Leni: Hey, it’s Dreaded Leni.
Lori Loud: Whatever. Where did you even buy those clothes anyway?
Dreaded Leni: The mall. I just used Vanzilla. Duh!
Lori Loud: (shocked) Wait! You don’t even have a driving license yet! How did you even... you know what… I don’t even want to know. Just get in the house and stop acting like this.
Dreaded Leni: Whatever... *walks upstairs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: What happened to Leni?!
Lori Loud: That’s... Dreaded Leni...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Dreaded Leni? Is that some new name for Leni or...?
Lori Loud: I don’t even know. It’s just Leni being Leni.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have a bad feeling about “Dreaded Leni”.
Lori Loud: Oh please. You know Leni. She’ll probably forget about all of this tomorrow or something.
Slide transition cuts to the next day where Lori and Dreaded Leni are at school.
Dreaded Leni: Ugh. This line is too long.
Lori Loud: Seriously? It’s only-
Dreaded Leni: Dreaded Leni doesn’t do lines! *shoves everyone out of the way and completely cuts to the front of the line.
Lori Loud: *watches in complete shock*
Dreaded Leni: Ugh, on second thought, this food looks like something that you would serve in prison. *walks off shoving everyone out of my way again*
Cafeteria Lady and Others: *growls at her*
Lori Loud: Sorry about my sister... I don't know what’s going on with her…
Slide transition cuts to after school where at the moment Lori steps inside the house, the kids are angrily sitting in the family room.
Lori Loud: Uh… what are you guys doing?
Lola Loud: *angrily* I don’t know. Why don’t you ask your new roommate, Dreaded Leni?!
Lisa Loud: She said she needed her own space, so she kicked us out of our own rooms and is forcing us to sleep downstairs!
Lori Loud: What?! Why?!
Yellow Rectangle: That’s what we asked her!
Lola Loud: *angrily* SpongeBob, how long you cook patties.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know, Lola.
Lola Loud: *growls*
Dreaded Leni: *from upstairs* ARGH! This place is disgusting! Get rid of this junk already! *throws hockey sticks and balls down the stairs*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hey! What was that for?
Dreaded Leni: *throws Lola’s car from the stairs.
Luckily, the car manages to barely survive.
Lola Loud: AHHH! MY CAR! YOU MONSTER!
Dreaded Leni: *throws guitar*
Luna Loud: Dude! What the heck man!
Dreaded Leni: *throws Lily’s blanket and rattle*
Lily Loud: *blows raspberry*
Dreaded Leni: *throws Edwin*
Lucy Loud: *gasps* NO! *jumps after and barely manages to catch Edwin* How could you do this?!
Dreaded Leni: Burn patties burn! *turns up the grill thermostat*
SpongeBob SquarePants: MY KRABBY PATTIES! *screams* AAAAHHHH!!!
Lori Loud: OKAY! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!
All: *angrily charges upstairs and surrounds Dreaded Leni*
Dreaded Leni: EW! I said stay downstairs you pests!
Lori Loud: YOU ARE LITERALLY A MONSTER LENI!
Dreaded Leni: I told you it's Dreaded Leni!
Lola Loud: YOU THREW MY CAR OFF THE STAIRS YOU PSYCHOPATH!
Lucy Loud: You almost killed Edwin. No one touches Edwin!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at yourself for goodness sake sake! *picks out pocket mirror and shows Dreaded Leni* Ever since you got those dumb sunglasses, you’ve literally been nothing but a jerk! Is this really who you are Leni?
Leni Loud: *looks at mirror and lets out huge gasp* WHAT AM I WEARING?! Guys, what's going on?!
Lana Loud: You seriously don’t remember just throwing our stuff down the stairs?!
Leni Loud: (looks downstairs) (gasps) Did I do that?!
All: YES! DUH!
Leni Loud: I did all this!? I don’t remember that! I don’t remember anything!
Lori Loud: You literally better not be playing dumb with us!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lori, how could you?!
Blue Rectangle: Wait a second... Leni, do you remember anything ever since you got those new sunglasses?
Leni Loud: *thinks* No… actually I don’t!
Blue Rectangle: Just as I suspected.
Leni Loud: *blinks and reverts back to being Dreaded Leni*
Dreaded Leni: What are you still doing here?! Get out! *pushes everyone downstairs*
Lori Loud: What is going on?! Does she literally have multiple personalities or something?!
Blue Rectangle: Ah, sort of. Lisa, that appears as though by wearing her new shades and Dreaded Leni takes over Leni's brain.
Lisa Loud: Of course dear Blue. Well, sort of. Actually, it appears as though by wearing those new shades, Leni has now gained a new alter ego, that being Dreaded Leni, who is now attempting to take over Leni’s brain. However, somewhere inside that very small brain, the original Leni is still there trying to take back control. If Dreaded Leni stays any longer, I’m afraid we can kiss our old, lovable Leni goodbye.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh please? An alter ego? Do you really think that Leni is dumb enough to let a pair of shades take control of- Oh my gosh, you’re right.
Lola Loud: *eats burnt krabby patty, but it's disgusting and splits it out* EW, GROSS! I CAN'T EAT STUPID KRABBY PATTIES! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY LIFE AND PAGEANT QUEEN IS OVER!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles, week huh no offense but you're right.
Lola Loud: *to SpongeBob* You! This is all your fault! You never listen to me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?!
Lucy Loud: Yeah, you’re the one who cooked too long for those dumb patties in the first place and now look what happened!
Screen cuts close up for Burnt Krabby Patty are black, then screen cuts back.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sarcastically* Well excuse me for not knowing this would happen! Or trying to help out my own best friend!
Yellow Rectangle: Stop it guys! There’s no time for arguing anyway! Leni is still somewhere in that brain and we gotta help her come back!
Lola Loud: You’re right, sorry…
Patrick Star: But how?
Lisa Loud: Perhaps we could try finding her old sunglasses and put them on. Maybe then, Leni’s old sunglasses will help revert her back to being her old self.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That’s a great idea, Lisa.
Lincoln Loud: Well it’s worth a try.
Lori Loud: But we literally searched the entire house before and we found nothing!
Yellow Rectangle: That was only when three of us were searching the whole house. It’ll be 10 of us searching the house this time.
Squidward Tentacles: Alright, hope this works.
Everyone suddenly starts running around the whole house searching for the sunglasses in every corner.
Lana Loud: I found it!
Lori Loud: YOU FOUND THEM?!
Lana Loud: I found my lucky booger! I was wondering where this went.
An awkward pause was left as the heroes stared at Lana.
Lola Loud: *walks up silently, stares at the booger, and slaps Lana at the back of the head*
Lana Loud: *awkwardly* Right... the sunglasses.
Heroes: *goes back to searching the house*
Luna Loud: Dudes, I found it! *holds up Leni’s sunglasses*
Lori Loud: Where did you find them?!
Luna Loud: Under the couch cushions.
Lori Loud: How did they get- whatever, we gotta put them back on Len- I mean Dreaded Leni now!
Heroes: *heads back upstairs once more*
Dreaded Leni: I told you-!
Lori Loud: Hey, Dreaded Leni! Look here!
Dreaded Leni: *turns around* What are you-?
Lori Loud: *slaps the shades off of Leni and puts the old sunglasses on* Well, did it work?
Leni Loud: Guys, I feel better now!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We did it!
Heroes: *cheers*
Dreaded Leni: *breaks the sunglasses*
Heroes: *gasps*
Dreaded Leni: Psyche! I'm not going anywhere. Leni is gone for good! *laughs*
Leni Loud: Guys! Help me! I can’t fight Dreaded Leni any longer!
Dreaded Leni: It’s too late Leni! I’m in control now.
Leni Loud: No! I won’t let you! *sees a spider* AHHHHH! Spider! *runs crazily and crashes into the wall, then slowly falls to the ground, completely knocked out*
Dreaded Leni: Well, that’s my arch enemy defeated!
Leni Loud: *wakes up*
Only this time, it appears as show Leni is inside some dark area with pink, glowing walls and a giant mall is built in the center on this “room”.
Leni Loud: Where am I? This isn’t my room...
Dreaded Leni: No, it’s not dummy! This is your mind! Duh. All of this is like part of your brain or whatever.
Leni Loud: What are you talking about?
Dreaded Leni: You got knocked out by the wall and now you’re stuck here. Now it’s just the two of us! But not for long... *pulls out sword* I will destroy you and soon just like Dreaded Patrick! I’ll be the one to take over... PERMANENTLY!
Leni Loud: Eep! *runs away*
Dreaded Leni: *chases after Leni with sword*
Leni Loud: *runs through this imaginary city in my mind, dodging all of the cars that come my way*
Cut to in real life, Leni is moving crazily on the floor.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, what is going on right now?
Sandy Cheeks: Leni is fighting off her alter ego! At least I think... It looks as though she’s struggling.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh dear... what can we do?!
Sandy Cheeks: I’m not sure if there’s anything we can do. We just have to hope Leni can just fight off Dreaded Leni.
Inside Leni’s mind.
Dreaded Leni: You can’t run forever Leni!
Leni Loud: AHHH!!! Why does my brain even have a sword to begin with?! What a second. What am I doing? This is my mind! If that’s it, then... *uses my brain and thinks up a sword which comes soon appears in front of me* Haha! *fights off Dreaded Leni*
The two end up in an action-packed sword fight.
Leni Loud and Dreaded Leni *leads ourselves out of the city*
As their swords end up hitting each other. Suddenly, Leni’s sword slips out of her hand. Leni doesn’t have time to think up of a new sword, or think at all.
Leni Loud: *resorts back to running away, then manages to run outside of the imaginary city on my brain, then trips and almost falls into a ginormous pit that takes up half of my brain* Ow...
Dreaded Leni: Ha! Now I got you right where I want you to be!
Leni Loud: What are you doing?!
Dreaded Leni: Isn’t it obvious?! I’m going to throw you into the Pit of Forgetfulness! The thing that takes up half of your brain and erases anything thrown in! That way, you’ll be erased forever. Easier done… than said.
Leni Loud: Why though?!
Dreaded Leni: Why not? Ever since I got those new shades, I’ve never felt so cool before. This new style has completely changed my life, and now I can get whatever I want!
Leni Loud: But you’re acting like a total monster in doing so! Is this how you really want to be seen? Do you want everyone to think that you’re a jerk? Do you really want to live a life alone?
Dreaded Leni: *pauses*
Leni Loud: Look, I know I’m not the smartest person ever. I can’t even remember my own siblings’ names half of the time, but if there’s one thing I do know, it’s how to act nice around people. Please don’t act like this. You don’t have to be bad to get things you want. Let me take control and I’ll show the right way.
Dreaded Leni: *drops sword* I… I’m sorry. I just felt so cool in this style I... guess I didn’t think about my actions.
Leni Loud: Well, what do you say? *puts my hand out*
Dreaded Leni: *smiles and puts my hand out*
The two are about to shake hands.
Dreaded Leni: *evilly* I’m sorry indeed! *punches Leni in the face which sends her falling into the pit* Psyche again! *evil laughs* Now I’m in control now! Man, Leni is so dumb.
Leni Loud #2: *offscreen* Hey Dreaded Leni...
Dreaded Leni: Wha-?
Leni Loud #2: Think again!
Dreaded Leni: *turns back to see multiple clones of Leni giving her an angry glares*
Leni Loud #2: I thought you might try to pull a trick on me like that, so I decided to think up of some clones while I was running. That Leni that just fell into the pit was merely a clone.
Dreaded Leni: Oh come on! That’s so like cheating!... Why didn’t I think of that!
Leni Loud #2: Get her clones!
Leni Clones: *beats and tie Dreaded Leni up*
Dreaded Leni: No! Don’t you do this! I command you!
Leni Loud: Clones...
Leni Clones: *throws Dreaded Leni down the pit*
Dreaded Leni: NOOOO!
Leni Clones: *cheers in unison*
Leni Loud: Alright girls! We did it!... Uh… now what…
Leni Loud #2: Well, now we just wait until you wake up.
Leni Loud: How do we do that?
Leni Loud #3: Easy, we just find the place that controls your brain and make you wake up.
Leni Loud: Where is it though?
Leni Loud #4: I think it’s back in the city or something.
Leni Loud: Okay then... Wait, what about you guys?
Leni Loud #5: Don’t worry about us. We’ll just hang out here for a little bit.
Leni Loud #6: Yeah!
Leni Loud: Oh well, thanks see you guys! *walks off to the city*
Leni Clones: *in unison* Bye!
Leni Loud #2: Wait, what does this pit do again, I forget.
Leni Loud #3: There’s only one way to find out.
Leni Clones: *makes a completely stupid decision and jump right into the Pit of Forgetfulness*
Slide transition cuts to real life where Leni is just waking up from the knockout.
Heroes: *gasps in unison*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you okay?!
Lisa Loud: Just to be sure... how many fingers am I holding up? *holds up three fingers*
Leni Loud: *worried* Uh... is this a test? Because I didn’t study for it. Uh, I think it’s... forty-two?
Lisa Loud: Yep. That’s Leni alright.
Other Heroes: *hugs Leni*
As they’re grateful for her return.
Leni Loud: I’m so glad to be back, even if I don’t remember everything that just happened.
Lincoln Loud: It’s alright. Let’s just forget about it.
Heroes: *laughs it off*
Lola Loud: But seriously though, you’re paying for a new car.
Slide transition cuts to Leni continuing to finish up the design on SpongeBob. Leni’s sunglasses have been taped together.
Leni Loud: And done!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow! This looks amazing! You really did a great job on this!
Lincoln Loud and Patrick Star: Yeah!
Leni Loud: Aw, thanks you guys! It was nothing! And thank you for fixing my sunglasses.
Lincoln Loud: *acts overly suave* So, am I still the perfect model or what?
Patrick Star: *giggles*
Lori at first rolls her eyes, but then can’t help but laugh with them too.
Lori Loud: I’m glad that nightmare is all over.
Lana Loud: Lori! I can’t find my hat! I think it’s missing!
Lori Loud: *sighs* Here we go again...
Just before the episode ends... Dreaded Leni is seen hanging on a ledge that she grabbed onto before falling into the Pit of Forgetfulness.
Dreaded Leni: This isn’t the last you’ve seen of me, Leni Loud. I’ll be back and when I do… *evil laughs* it won’t be pretty... *evil laughs*
Suddenly the ledge breaks, leading Lexi to fall into the pit for real this time.
Dreaded Leni: NOOOOO!
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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