Obie vs Sonic

Obie vs Sonic is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Obie in its first season on Soundcloud.
== Lyrics ==
Sonic:
Here I come you little twit, it's Sonic here to fight.
And I have come armed, so feel the wrath in the night.
It's is such a twist to see that you are the bad guy.
You've never seen the sun and never seen sky.
The OTA series may be around you.
But I'm the one who started this whole mess, I thought you knew.
You may keep it clean and I could be annoy-et.
But this series started 'cause you got flushed down the toilet.
Obie:
Look who's on the scene ready to bring the heat.
And I'm about to throw some mean raps, so sit down in your seat.
The whole world of OTA always looks up to me.
It is true even though I am under three feet.
I get honored ever time we defeated Sigma.
They don't even notice you, not even from my ma.
So it's time for you to die, and there's no trade backs.
Now get on the floor and cut come slack.
Sonic:
Me slack? I have covers of heart gold courage.
You couldn't even get gold hearts you unexciting pourage.
My life is such golry that you'll never stay alive.
You should of stay on Obie's Guide on How to Survive.
I am as cold as Articuno, because my wings freeze within.
I'm like a Dragonite, because I soar the skies out and in.
This friendship shouldn't of started stick to Rio you bugger.
My own image in the end that you won't cost a shrugger.
Obie:
Now I'm getting mad, and this battle has begun.
By the end of this you wouldn't have any fun.
The birth of Tails Jr. was way better than meeting you.
It's the truth and reality that you never done knew.
Obie's Toilet Adventure is gonna kick you out.
And if Amy is your girlfriend, I don't give her a shout.
The battle isn't over 'til the fat hedgehog croaks.
So I'll cover your face in illegal smoke.
Axl:
Mavork Hunter Axl here and no one will take me down.
So I'm gonna beat you both, and take you right downtown.
I can see though all you tricks, you can't beat me.
Now allow me to tell you why you suck at rapping.
Sonic, you're wrong-nic, you missed the ball in the hole.
My brain is as big as my body that the Old Man stole.
And Obie, flush yourself again, no one wants you around.
You first wheel was square while mine was pure round.
Neither of you can touch these full found raps.
It's about time for you to take losing laps.
And no one will stop me, yes no one will top me.
This ending has come and is not even exciting.
Super Eeyore:
I'm ready for you now!
Here come's Super Eeyore, I'm a hero at heart.
And I'm gonna send you all the way to the start.
All three of you can't stop my master raps.
You ryhmes you chose are piles of crap.
When Sigma's at the upper hand, I'll always burst in to win.
My master skills mean that I'm a hero, not a sin.
So why not get some water your throats look very sore.
So it's time to feel the wrath of Super Eeyore.
Luigi:
Oh come on you four rap like little girls.
The sewers isn't room for all five whirls.
So I'll be the one who stays when this is done.
I was forced down but it seems like lots of fun.
I raised a Baby Yoshi you can call me Mama Luigi.
I'm the master of rap and I'm coming from the sea.
You think you can win this rap battle with flashbacks.
I'm gonna chomp all up for my victory snack.
Mario:
Alright it's a me Mario on the scene.
Of the scene of a rap, it's time for you to scream.
Obie, you an a$$ and your rapping sucks balls.
Sonic, stop the presses 'cause this time I'll flush you and all.
Axl, you just call yourself the king of rapping.
Super Eeyore, rapping isn't for old folk just to sing.
Luigi, my brother you can't rap as well as me.
Mario's gonna win so don't look at me!
Knuckles:
You lied to me Mario, you say you're gonna win.
You all I see of you is a lazy a$$ sin.
You six are only just sorry excuses for rappers.
You ratter deem yourself as lazy little nappers.
I'm a ninja who debut in the second.
You guys were only winning for a second.
No one else will arrive, this is the final stretch.
You better end this now and sit down on this bench.
Tails Jr.:
Alright there you so called rappers I'm about to let loose.
By the end of my verse, I'll be sure you cooked your goose.
Very long ago, this piece of crap started.
Over half if it, I was involved.
I am Tails Jr., debut in number 5.
If you don't believe me, I will burry you alive.
I will prove my worth to you like I did with Major Bear.
Think your gonna win? Well... I DON'T CARE!
X:
I'll give you something to care about Tails Jr., I will win this day.
Even Axl won't beat me, that's what I have to say.
I met you in the sewers about 27 years ago.
Shut the hell up and go with the flow.
I beated Chill Penguin, so I'm sure to beat you eight.
This is you end, though that isn't great.
All the way to loser's town you morons will go.
Because your rapping suck more than Baby Treelo.
Treelo:
What did you say? (What did you say?)
I am Treelo man, I come from Knuckles side.
If you come to surf, you have to pass my tide.
My heart of gold is a gift in myself.
Never jump it to me, note to self.
Knuckles is a great leader, and I listen well.
To find out what your up to and the end won't be well.
You think I wouldn't get that far...
myself. Guess again I'll put you behind prison bars.
Old Man:
What's the big deal with you, all you do is rap so bad.
I'm an rapping old man beating me is so sad.
My king is just as strong as my pawn.
How many time do I have to say it, GET OFF MY LAWN!
I took Axl's body, now I'm bad to the bones.
Now they won't hurt with sticks and stones.
I was revived in hell and that was a great day, ma.
Prepared to die (coughs) by the raps of Sigma.
Sigma:
Mah ha ha ha ha ha!
Now I've arrived, to end this whole mess.
I am so really evil, I'll kill you and mess is a distress.
Obie, give up. You're raps are really bad.
Sonic, what's the matter? No need to be sad.
Axl, shut up your rap need fixing.
Super Eeyore, You know you'll never be king.
Luigi, you on the final lap. I don't give a crap!
Mario, suicide is better for you than a map.
Knuckles, you got KO'd, you don't know what to say-o.
Tails Jr. who won't win, I'm so sorry-o.
X, you should destroyed if it's the last thing I ever do.
Treelo, you will die and as well as Treelo 2.
Old Man, if you can. Jump into a map.
My name is Sigma and I'm the master of rap!
Who Won? Who's Next? We Decide! Epic Rap Battles of Obie