Christmas with the Kranks

"The Kranks are going to be sacrificed to the Christmas Spirits." -The Film's iconic tagline
Christmas with the Kranks (known in Zimbabwe as The Motherfuckin' Kranks are at it again! Squirell with Big Balls) is a 2006 holiday psychological horror film adapted from the novel Skipping Christmas by John Grisham.
== Plot ==
The film is about a couple named Norah and Luther Krank who decide to skip Christmas and go on a cruise. The townsfolk are required to sacrifice someone to the Christmas Spirits each year to prevent the annihilation of their town. Because the Kranks did not complete the yearly ritual of placing Frosty the Snow God on top of their roof to please the spirits passing over, they are chosen as the victims. In the end, the Kranks' daughter returns which prevents the Kranks from leaving, which causes them to throw a last minute Christmas party to please the spirits. 
=== Hickory Honey Ham ===
Norah needs to get the hickory honey ham from the store. Unfortunately, some old hag snatches it first. This causes Norah to steal the hickory honey ham from a poor family to take back home. But karma hits her with a brick, and the hickory honey ham falls and rolls onto the road, there to be crushed by truck. Norah lets out a blood-curdling scream, worse than when she switched bodies with her daughter or was chased by Michael Myers.
=== Ending ===
A thieving crook gets pummelled by Santa in a garage and sacrificed to please the spirits. The Kranks are saved and Christmas is saved and the town is safe for another 365 days.
== Reception ==
The film recieved low scores from the dipshit woke libtards on Rotten Potatoes, but the people who actually saw the movie agree it is an all time classic. Go fuck yourself.
== Cast ==
* Tim Allen as Luther Krank
* Jamie Lee Curtis as Norah Krank
* Dan Akyroid as Mr. Fromire
*Cheech Marin as Officer Cheech
* Dewey
* Chris Pratt as Mario
* Frosty the Snow God as Himself
* JonTron as Dead Meme
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