I'll Make a Team Out Of You

I'll Make a Team Out Of You is the second song of Total Drama World Tour.  It is sung by all sixteen of the season's competitors as they trek across the desert of Egypt.  Viktoriya, Zane, and Xavier take the lead on the song, in an attempt to encourage their teammates toward winning the challenge.  However, the three quickly lose hope as their teammates exhibit less than desirable performance in the competition.
==Lyrics==
Zane: Let's get down to business
To defeat Team Chris!
Why'd they send me weaklings?
I can't work with this!
Xavier: You're the weakest bunt I've ever met
But you can bet, before we're through
Viktoriya: Somehow I'll make a team out of you
Stronger than a mountain
It's the power within
Once you find your talents
We are sure to win!
Zane, Xavier, and Viktoriya: You're a grand old bunch
Come on you guys!
But still, I know it's true:
I cannot make a team out of you!
Walter: I feel as though I'm near my death!
Georgie: Say "goodbye!" to those who feared me
Aidan and Holly: Boy, weren't we fools for signing up for this?
Jamie: This guy's a pain in the neck
Aria: Hoping that they don't see through me!
Zane: Oh my God, you guys, this camel smells like-
Jamie, Georgie, Aria, and Xena: Shh!
Jerome, Lucien, and Daniel: Be a team!
Zane: You must be quick as a pouncing cheetah
Emma, Shaylie, and Xena: Be a team!
Xavier: With all the force of Wall Street tycoons
Daniel, Lucien, Aidan, Jamie, and Jerome: Be a team!
Viktoriya: With all the force of a raging gamer
All: Mysterious as Chris McLean's secret room
Zane: Time is running out, guys
Til Team Chris arrives!
Do just what I tell you
And we'll win the prize!
Xavier: We're not suited for
The game anymore
So pack your bags, we're done, we're through
Viktoriya: How could I make a team out of you?
All (Except Zane, Xavier, and Viktoriya): Be a team!
Zane: You must be quick as a pouncing cheetah
All (Except Zane, Xavier, and Viktoriya): Be a team!
Xavier: With all the force of Wall Street tycoons
All (Except Zane, Xavier, and Viktoriya): Be a team!
Xavier: With all the strength of a raging gamer
Mysterious as Chris McLean's secret room
All: Be a team!
Guys: We must be quick as a pouncing cheetah!
All: Be a team!
Girls: With all the force of Wall Street tycoons!
All (Except Jamie): Be a team!
Jamie: With all the strength of a raging gamer
All: Mysterious as Chris McLean's secret room!
==Trivia==
*This is the second song of the season.
*The song is a parody of I'll Make a Man Out Of You from Disney's Mulan.
*This is one of only two songs in which all sixteen competitors sing, the other being I Want My Summer.
*Though the lyrics in the story were written by ferguson97, Jamie am I later went back and revised them. The revised lyrics are shown above.
*Xavier's line about "Wall Street Tycoons" is a nod to his affiliation with politics.
==Videos==
thumb|center|335 px|"I'll Make a Man Out Of You" from Disney's Mulan - the inspiration for "I'll Make a Team Out Of You"
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