Rowleys electric shock pen

203.Rowley Jefferson was eagerly awaiting his pocket money on Friday. He could barely contain his excitement as his dad handed him his ten billion pounds, saying, "Spend it all at once!" With a mischievous grin spreading across his face, Rowley's mind began to churn with all the possibilities.
As his mother drove him to the shop, they passed a store called "The Joke Shop." Rowley's eyes widened, and with an enthusiastic voice, he exclaimed, "Can we buy that shop?" To his surprise, his mother agreed, and before he knew it, Rowley was the proud owner of The Joke Shop.
Inside, Rowley was surrounded by an array of jokes and pranks. He couldn't wait to try them all out. One item caught his attention—a seemingly harmless electric shock pen. Little did he know that this pen would lead to an unexpected turn of events.
Excitedly, Rowley rushed over to his friend Darwin, a dehydrated fish. Rowley showed him the pen, and Darwin, not fully understanding the consequences, decided to give it a try. As he pressed the pen against his fin, a powerful electric shock surged through his body, causing him to scream in both pain and amusement.
Amidst his laughter, Darwin proposed an idea to Rowley. They would use the prank pen to play tricks on the residents of an old people's home. Amused by the plan, Rowley agreed and followed Darwin to the home.
Once there, they came across Mr. Pigpoo, an elderly man who lived in the home. Their first prank was to offer him a salt sweet, disguised as a normal humbug. Curiously, Mr. Pigpoo tasted it, thinking it was an ordinary candy. Much to Rowley's surprise, the old man experienced no discomfort and actually enjoyed the sweet.
Undeterred, Rowley and Darwin decided to up their game. They applied a hair-ripping plaster to Mr. Pigpoo's sensitive area, assuming it would create a hilarious reaction. To their astonishment, the old man placidly stated that he had been meaning to trim his "nether regions."
Determined to leave an impression, Rowley placed a realistic fake hornet in front of Mr. Pigpoo, hoping for a funny reaction. However, to their dismay, the old man mistook it for his own pet hornet and exclaimed, "He looks just like my little Joey!" It seemed that their pranks were futile in the face of Mr. Pigpoo's peculiar nature.
Feeling a sense of defeat, Rowley remembered the electric shock pen. Eager to see one last reaction, he handed it to Mr. Pigpoo, who proclaimed, "Today, I shall show you how to draw a poo with a G.I. Joe armed with a grenade sticking out!." As soon as the pen touched the paper, an unfortunate surge of electricity overwhelmed the old man, causing his brittle heart to cease beating. In that moment, Mr. Pigpoo's mischievous spirit departed from this world.
Rowley and Darwin stood in shock, realizing the consequences of their pranks had gone too far. Filled with remorse, Rowley mustered up the courage to do what he thought was the right thing. He carefully removed Mr. Pigpoo's remains and replaced them with stuffing, transforming him into a peculiar teddy bear.
Bringing the bear back home, Rowley shared the story of Mr. Pigpoo with his parents, who found the whole ordeal both intriguing and macabre. That night, as Rowley slept nestled between his mother and father, the teddy bear lay beside him, making it appear as if a strange old man had joined the family.
As the years went by, Rowley held onto the teddy bear, cherishing the memory of his unique friendship with Mr. Pigpoo. Even when death finally claimed Rowley, he took the bear with him to hell, where he believed his unexpected companion would keep him company for eternity.
With its dark humor and unexpected twists, Rowley's tale of the electric shock pen and Mr. Pigpoo remains as a testament to the unpredictable and playful nature of life itself.