Gang$ta SpongeBob

Gang$ta SpongeBob is the sixth episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off", and the first episode of the shows second half of Season 1. It also debuts Kuromi. In this episode, SpongeBob tries to collaborate with Kash Krabs.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with a shot of The Krusty Krab, Silence ensues. Suddenly, Kash Krabs appears out of nowhere.]
*Kash Krabs: THEY DON'T KNOW!!!! THEY DON'T KNOW!!!! THEY DON'T KNOW!!!! THEY DON'T KNOW!!!!
*SauceWard: Uh, pull up looking clean Krusty Krew the team, bad bitches on me, I was bumping Kelpy G.
*[Cut to SpongeBob, watching TV]
*SpongeBob: Gee, this commercial is awesome!
*[Cut to Kash Krabs]
*Kash Krabs: They don-
*[Suddenly, SpongeBob appears on the scene.]
*SpongeBob: Oh my god! Kash Krabs!
*Director: Cut!
*Kash Krabs: SpongeBob, what the hell was that?
*SpongeBob: Sorry, Kash Krabs. I didn't mean to interrupt your commercial.
*Kash Krabs: It's okay, SpongeBob. Just don't do it again.
*SpongeBob: I won't!
*Kash Krabs: Why did you come over here anyway?
*SpongeBob: Well, I really liked the song!
*Kash Krabs: That's great! We're going to release it on an album soon!
*SpongeBob: That's awesome! I'd love to collab with you!
*Kash Krabs: I'd love to, but my Record Label won't let me sign you on!
*SpongeBob: Could you please just give it a shot?
*[Kash Krabs hesitates, but ends up agreeing]
*Kash Krabs: Sure! I guess I'll try it!
*[Transition to Kash Krabs, at Bigshot Records.]
*Milo J. Fingerfish: You want me to let you put some random idiot on your songs?
*Kash Krabs: [Sweating] Look we don't ha-
*Milo J. Fingerfish: Ok. I'll let you.
*Kash Krabs: Phew!
*Milo J. Fingerfish: But you have to prove that he's good material first!
*Kash Krabs: [Turns into ice.]
*Milo J. Fingerfish: And you'll need to do it by.... the 15th.
*Kash Krabs: [Suddenly starts to fly into the air, fire coming out of the bottom of him. He then explodes.]
*[Transition to Kash Krabs, telling SpongeBob what happened.]
*SpongeBob: And that's what happened?
*Kash Krabs: And that's what happened!
*Spongebob: That's awful! How I am gonna be able to show THE "Milo J. Fingerfish" that I'm worthy to be on your record?
*Kash Krabs: Well, it's gonna be tough, considering we only have 5 days to do it, but I think we can do it.
*SpongeBob: How so?
*Kash Krabs: By doing this!
*[Cut to Upturn's]
*Kash Krabs: BUYING YOU A SUIT!
*SpongeBob: Are you sure this is gonna work?
*Kash Krabs: Of course it will! The legendary Barney Stinson has told me suits are awesome, and he's never wrong!
*SpongeBob: Who's Barney Stinson?
*Barney Stinson: I am.
*Kash Krabs: Oh hey Barney.
*Barney Stinson: Hi, Kash Krabs.
*SpongeBob: [Speechless]
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: Well, how are we gonna find a suit that fits me in time?
*Kash Krabs: I know just the person!
*[Cut to a dark basement. A sign saying "Cult of Znail Fail" can be seen.]
*Znail Fail: You.. wanted to see me?
*Kash Krabs: Yes. Listen, Znail. SpongeBob needs a suit, quick!
*Znail Fail: How do I know this isn't Mr. Rabs...
*Kash Krabs: [Pulls on SpongeBob's skin] See, see!
*Znail Fail: I need more evidence.
*Kash Krabs: [Jumps inside of SpongeBob's mouth, and steals his stomach.] See? Nobody inside!
*Znail Fail: Ok, I trust you.What did you need from me again?
*Kash Krabs: I needed a suit, for SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Yeah! We need it really quick
*Znail Fail: Oh, I remember now. Let me see how long it'll take.
*[Znail Fail looks at his watch.]
*Znail Fail: It'll take 5....
*Kash Krabs: [Big smile incoming.]
*Znail Fail: ...Months.
*Kash Krabs: [Explodes]
*SpongeBob: We can't do 5 months. We need 5 days!
*Znail Fail: I think I can help you with that!
*[Cut to the three walking across the street.]
*SpongeBob: Why would Then bends write a segment of us crossing a street?
*Znail Fail: I don't know. It must be important.
*[Suddenly, a Chicken appears, crossing the street.]
*All: OH MY GOD! A CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD! THAT MUST BE WHAT HA-
*[Suddenly, Kuromi appears walking in from the left.]
*Kuromi: Hey, do any of you know where "Quackers Academy" is?
*SpongeBob: Yeah, it's down two paces past the Barg N' Mart.
*Kuromi: Thanks!
*[Kuromi walks away.]
*Kash Krabs: That won't be notable.
*SpongeBob: I agree.
*[Cut to the front lawn of someone's house.]
*Znail Fail: [Knocks on the door.]
*Windows 8.1: [Answers the door.] Hello?
*Znail Fail: Windows 8.1, we need you to make a suit for SpongeBob, in 5 days!
*Windows 8.1: Well, I'll try. Normally I take 2.
*Kash Krabs: [Big grin.]
*Windows 8.1: Let's see... [He pulls a ruler out, and measures SpongeBob.] Alright. I'll have it ready soon.
*SpongeBob: Thanks, Windy.
*Windows 8.1: Don't call me that.
*SpongeBob: [Chuckles.] Ok, Windows 8.1.
*[Windows 8.1 closes the door.]
*Kash Krabs: Alright, SpongeBob! You're finally gonna get a suit, and you can go in my album!
*Znail Fail: And what could go wrong?
*[Cut to later. The three are at the bottom of a well, with glue.]
*All: Everything went wrong!
*SpongeBob: Oh, I'll never get my suit in time!
*[Grabs a chef hat.]
*SpongeBob: I'll just wear this chef hat, and mope around.]
*[Suddenly, he starts to walk up walls.]
*SpongeBob: Woah! What's going on!
*Kash Krabs: I don't know, but what matters is that you get that suit!
*SpongeBob: [Still running up the well.] How? There's only 2 minutes before I have to go to the headquarters!
*Kash Krabs: Just do it! You gotta believe!
*[Kash Krabs believes hard enough, and jumps up out of the well, adjacent to characters jumping higher in Super Mario USA. SpongeBob flies out of the well in his glue covered pants, wearing a chef hat, grabs Kash Krabs.]
*Kash Krabs: We are gonna get you Windows 8.1's suit!
*SpongeBob: Yeah!
*[Cut to the inside of The Patty Shack. SpongeBob is running across it. It then cuts to The Krusty Towers, in which SpongeBob runs into one of them. Cut to Egypt, then a toilet, then the Barg N' Mart.]
*SpongeBob: [Suddenly stops, skid noise.] I forgot to buy food for Gary today!
*[Cut to SpongeBob waiting in line for Snail-Po.]
*Incidental 104: That'll be $3.49!
*SpongeBob: Alright, here you go.
*[Gives Incidental 104 $3.49.]
*Incidental 104: Thank you, have a good day!
*SpongeBob: You too.
*[He suddenly runs out of the store, super fast.]
*[Cut to Mike.]
*Mike: Eh, it's worth a shot.
*[He presses The Reference-inator, and walks away.]
*Squiddard Music: After that, I don't think I'll ever be the same...
*[Evil Mr. Rabs slams the door open, hitting Squiddard]
*Squiddard Music: Oooowwwww....
*[SpongeBob runs through the door, creating a hole shaped like himself in the process. He also makes a hole like that through Squiddard, who spontaneously melts.]
*[Cut to the street from earlier.]
*Kuromi: [Checks watch.] When will this stop sign move out of the way?
*[Suddenly, SpongeBob runs by.]
*Kuromi: Woah.
*[Cut to SpongeBob, about to reach Windows 8.1's house.]
*Windows 8.1: [Opens the door.] Oh, SpongeBob! What are you doing here? I was going to send you the suit!
*[SpongeBob's face deflates.]
*Windows 8.1: Well, here's your suit!
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks! I hope I'm not late for the interview.
*Narrator: 33 Minutes Earlier...
*Milo J. Fingerfish: Well, I guess he's not going to show up.
*[Cut to SpongeBob, wearing the suit, watching this on TV.]
*SpongeBob: Oh no! My interview! [Starts to cry] I guess this is it.
*[He curls up into a little ball. Suddenly, Steve walks by.]
*Steve: Oh, I feel bad for the little Sponge. I think I should help him out.
*[Steve knocks on the door.]
*SpongeBob: [Opens the door and sniffles.] Hello?
*Steve: I noticed you seemed sad.
*SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm really sad.
*Steve: I can help. I have this time machine, I borrowed it from Dark Stewie.
*SpongeBob: Really? Thanks!
*[SpongeBob steps into the time machine.]
*[Cut to earlier.]
*Milo J. Fingerfish: Well, I guess he's not going to show up.
*[Suddenly, SpongeBob appears, in the Time Machine.]
*SpongeBob: Sorry I was late, Milo.
*Milo J. Fingerfish: Fashionably late, I see!
*SpongeBob: Well, Milo...
*[The footage zooms out.]
*Narrator: Nobody knows what happened that day, but what we do know is that SpongeBob was brilliant. He convinced Milo J. Fingerfish to allow him onto the album, a feat only 4 had done before him. But if you think the story is over now, you'd be dead wrong.
*[Cut to black.]
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: I can't believe I made it on the album, Gary!
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: I think I'll hang it up in my bedroom!
*[He nails it into his bedroom.]
*[Cut to Znail Fail, sitting at the bottom of the well.]
*Znail Fail: Oh well.
*[Drum hit. Cut to black.]
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