Cooties

The Cooties is a very deadly deasese caused by touching something gross.
== Spread ==
once a kid named Jeff touched a dog turd. Everyone screamed at the sight of the crappy finger. Jeff did not like the dog turd on his finger, so he tried to wipe it on someone. The kid, whose name was Angry German Kid Jr, got so freaking mad he wiped it on everyone. This spawned an extremely contagious deasese.
== Cure ==
The only way to eliminate cooties is to put a Krabby Patty in boiling water and eat it. This will not make you immune.
Category:Deadly
Category:Diseases
Category:Idiots
Category:Dangerous
Category:Just gross
Category:Pages that are going to be punched and kicked and eaten and slapped and zapped and burned and thrown away tons of times that it will break and die in just a few seconds
Category:Diseases caused by dog sh*t