Oh How Do We?

Oh How Do We? is a song from the episode "Yokel Chords". It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical "The Sound of Music". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
==Lyrics==
:Seymour Skinner:
:How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
:Superintendent Chalmers:
:How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
:Seymour Skinner:
:How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
:Superintendent Chalmers:
:Would she shut her trap?
:Seymour Skinner:
:For a gift card from the Gap?
:Skinner and Chalmers:
:She might.
:Teachers:
:Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
:How do we make this righteous less uptight?
Category:Songs
Category:Parody songs
Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner
Category:Songs by Gary Chalmers
Category:Songs by Edna Krabappel
Category:Songs by Elizabeth Hoover
Category:Season 18 songs