Heroes of the Memeverse(Season 1 episode 5)Jailbreak

Previously,on heroes of the memeverse.
Danny and yoda meet a new pal
His name was bill cipher who was the old apprentice of Illuminati itself..
However,yoda does not trust Bill cipher
Now,they have gotten captured.
Now,Heroes of the memeverse
Danny:errr...where are we.
Danny:WAIT THIS IS THE OBLIVION'S PRISON
Danny:WE'VE GOTTEN CAPTURED...
Yoda:It's probably because THAT SHI--- TRIANGLE GOT US HERE.
Bill:That's not really nic-
Yoda:I DON'T GIVE A F ABOUT WHAT IS NICE OR NOT,YOU GOT US HERE YOU RETARD
Danny:STOP ARGU-
Yoda:SHUT UP MASTER
Danny:..................
Guard:HEY,you guys need to tone it down.
Guard:If you even can ;)
The guard walks away
Bill:We have to get out of this prison
Bill:by working together
Yoda:SCREW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IM NEVER WORKING WITH YOU
Bill:MY FAMILY WAS MURDERED BY THE ILLUMINATI YOU SH--BAG
Danny:STOP IT PEOPLE!!!
Danny:C,mon,we must work together
Yoda:Danny,THERE IS NO WORKING TOGETHER.
Yoda:WE HAVE COME TO A ARGUMENT
Yoda:STOP TRYING TO BE A PEACEKEEPER BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOOD IN THIS OMNIVERSE
Yoda:It's JUST PURE EVIL THESE DAYS...............
Danny:Are you giving up?
Yoda:...........................
Yoda:Since this retarded dorito is here,i guess so.
Danny:..............
Bill blasts open the door with a energy blast
Bill:C,mon,lets go
Bill:We need a disguise
Bill:Lets get in the vent's
Bill,danny,and Yoda were in the vents
Yoda:If you defecate on me ill murder you slowly
Bill:Jeez......
They all saw a window while they were crawling in the vents
They saw the throne room of the Illuminati itself
The guards were on Lunch break.
Bill:We have to go to the lunch room to get a disguise
Yoda:I am staying her-
Danny grabs yoda
They all crawled into the vent when they saw a opening in the floor
They blasted it open
All:AAAAAAH
Danny:Ow,that fall was big
Danny:Man,this must be the meeting room.
Yoda:Apparently there is Map stand's around here.
Yoda grabs a map
Yoda:Jesus THIS PLACE IS MORE COMPLICATED THEN A IKEA LAYOUT
They went in the hall,but they heard guards coming
So,they went into a control room
Bill:This is the main control room
Danny:We should not touch anything
Guard:I heard something
Other guard:Nah,its nothing.Besides we cant hear in these helmets anyways
Guard:Oh yeah
The guards walked away
Yoda:Jesus,that was close
They walked into a arsenal.
Yoda:Hehe,Arse
They all grabbed a laser gun
Danny:They took away our all weapon's,so lets just use these guns for now
3 guards were coming
Bill:SHOOT THOSE RETARDS
They literally showered them down with lasers
Yoda:EAT LASER DIRTBAGS
They all grabbed their armor and put it on.
Yoda:I CAN HEAR NOTHING IN THESE HELMETS
Bill:Now we have to go to the loading dock,where the planes come and go
Bill:But we have to go through the TRAINING CENTER because thats the main shortcut
They all walked until they saw the Training zone
Yoda:Let's take the training obstacle course
3 MINUTES LATER
Illuminati:I sense prisoners breaking out..............
Illuminati on speakers:ATTENTION ALL GUARDS:3 PRISONERS NAMED YODA,DANNY,AND BILL HAVE ALL ESCAPED THEIR CELLS
Illuminati on speakers:PLEASE KILL THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT.BUT JUST TRY
Guards:Lets get them
Bill:Oh sh--
A huge army of guards started shooting at them
Yoda flipped and telekinetically grabbed his lightsaber
And sliced all the guards
He threw his lightsaber and made it orbit around him
It blended all the guards
Bill blasted all of the guards to Death
The guards blasted at bill
Bill:TAKE THIS
Bill telekinetically grabbed the laser bolts and threw them back
Bill:HAHAH
Danny got his sword and jumped and flipped onto a guard and threw a bomb on his back
Danny:Bye Bye
It blew up and danny absorbed the explosive fire and killed most of them as a beam
Aku:Well,Well,Well
Aku:Hello FOOLS!!!!!!!!
Aku opened a rift from another dimension,causing 6 alien tentacles to lash out at them
They were being pinned onto the wall
Aku:Goodbye
Aku started charging up a beam of demonic energy
Yoda:Bill,Im sorry for everything I've said
Bill:It's OK...............
Aku fired the beam but Bill fired the beam
Bill's beam was going to hit akus because his was more powerful
Aku:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aku got blasted into a jail cell with the strongest metal ever in the omniverse called Vixus Metal.
Aku:CURSE YOU
Yoda:NICE
Danny:Lets get out of here
They eventually flew out on the Phantom and got home
At home:
Bill:Welp,nice meeting you guys.
Bill:But i have some work to do..................
To be continued......
Category:Season 1
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