The Real Housewives of Fat Tony/Quotes

:Marge: In a good marriage you never say, "I told you so."
:Homer: Which is good for me because you're always right.
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:Homer: He's cheating on Selma? Why go out for hamburger when you have rancid steak at home?
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:Tooshi: Every light in the house is a tanning light.
:Marge: Can you read by it?
:Tooshi: You know, no one's ever tried.
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:Marge: The only husband of Selma's I ever liked was Disco Stu. He was so upbeat until he found out she didn't like disco music.
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:Marge: He's mad about a sport result.
:Homer: Lousy St. Louis Cardinals can't win the 1985 World Series on classic sports.
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:Comic Book Guy: How do you know the bride?
:Marge: I'm her sister, you?
:Comic Book Guy: I bought her ping pong table off craigslist. Color yourself slighted.
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:Fit-Fat Tony: Call that doctor that owes us a favor.
:Louie: Actually we owe him a favor.
:Fit-Fat Tony: Do him two favors and then remind him that he owes us a favor.
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:Louie: We had a safe full of gold and it didn't ride that low.
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:Fit-Fat Tony: I'd like to submit a change of address.
:Selma: Leaving Mockingbird Lane, Mr. Munster?
:Fit-Fat Tony: Excuse me?
:Lisa: (Worried) Dad! Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary taxpayer!
:Homer: (Excitedly) And we've got front row seats!
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:Homer: Aww, I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.
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:(At Selma and Fit-Fat Tony's wedding)
:Homer: Yes! I am so happy I lived to see this day. He did give her the kiss of death, right?
:Marge: No!
:Homer: (Groans in disappointment) Aww! I decorated her car for nothing.
:(Cut to a car outside with banners reading "JUST MURDERED")
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:Fit-Fat Tony: Selma, would you do me the honor of spending the rest of my life with me?
:Selma: Oh, Fat Tony. If there was an Italian word for yes, I would be saying it right now.
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:Homer: Well, if it isn't Before and After. Blob and Blob lite. Tweedle-yuck and Tweedle-yech.
:Fit-Fat Tony: (Clears his throat while coming in) Am I interrupting anything?
:Homer: Fat Tony! I was just complimenting your beautiful wife while insulting her identical twin.
:Marge: (To Fit-Fat Tony) You'll have to excuse my husband. He says things without thinking first. And ten seconds later....
:Homer: (Scared) Oooh! My god!
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:Lisa: This is our home. There's nothing buried here except hopes and dreams.
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:Lisa: That's a truffle.
:Bart: You're a truffle!
:Lisa: A truffle is a rare underground fungus that grows on the roots of trees.
:Bart: Leave it to you to make tree poop boring.
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:Homer: Can we bring towels?
:Fit-Fat Tony: We have towels.
:Homer: (Whispering) I take a special size.
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:Fit-Fat Tony: I like you. I don't know whether to knock you on your kisser or kiss you on your knockers.
:Selma: And I don't know whether to peck you on your kisser or kiss you on your....
:Fit-Fat Tony: Then you shall have your lipo.
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:Homer: Cant we stay a little longer? The Occurrence and I were going to go get broiled.
:Marge: Sorry, The Occurrence, but to use your lingo, I have to be "That guy".
:The Occurrence: Whoa, whoa! You don't want to be that guy?
:Homer: I don't want to be that guy, but she's making me be that guy.
:Marge: Enough!
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:Selma: Marge, if I ever want to get married again, please gouge my eyes out.
:Louie: We can teach you how to do it too. The secret is not to stop until you hear a pop.
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