ばかだもん (Baka da Mon)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
だって、ワタシ3歩、歩いただけで忘れちゃうの 	datte watashi sanpo, aruita dake de wasurechau no	As I just make three steps, I'll forget
どうせばかだもんねぇ～ 	douse, baka da mon nee~ 	I knew I was stupid, yeah
 	 	
イスにメガネ置いて座る 	isu ni megane oite suwaru 	I put my glasses on a chair and sit down on it
たんすの角小指をぶつけた 	tansu no kado koyubi o butsuketa 	On the corner of wardrobe I stubbed my toe
靴下の色が左右違う 	kutsushita no iro ga sayuu chigau 	The colours of my socks I'm putting on are odd
ギターの弦六弦が切れた 	gitaa no gen rokugen ga kireta 	The sixth string of the guitar was broken
 	 	
自転車のサドルだけ盗られた 	jitensha no sadoru dake torareta 	Only the saddle of my bicycle was stolen
サッカーでシュートした味方に 	sakkaa de shuuto shita mikata ni 	In a football game, I made a kick to own goal
おにぎりの袋上手く開かない海苔ちぎれた 	onigiri no fukuro umaku akanai nori chigireta 	I can't open packages of onigiri well. Nori was torn.
フゥ～・・・ 	fuu~... 	sigh...
 	 	
きっと、みんな実は隠してるんだ！ 	kitto, minna jitsu wa kakushiteru nda! 	I'm sure in fact everyone is hiding!
ワタシだけじゃないはずだよっ！ 	watashi dake ja nai hazu da yo! 	I believe it's not only me
どうせ、みんな言い訳乙(笑)だとか 	douse, minna iiwake otsu da toka 	I know everyone will post comments like
コメント打つでしょー？ 	komento utsu deshoo? 	"Don't make an excuse lol", won't they?
どうせ、ばかだもんねぇ～ 	douse, baka da mon nee~ 	I knew being stupid, yeah
 	 	
ばかだもん 	baka da mon 	I'm stupid, yeah
 	 	
ポテチを開けたら　全部、とんだ 	potechi o aketara zenbu, tonda 	When I opened a package of crisps, they all scattered
降りる階段　あと1段あった 	oriru kaidan ato ichidan atta 	When I went downstairs I didn't notice the last step was left
 	 	
携帯が消えた犬かじってた 	keitai ga kieta inu kajitteta 	My cell phone was gone a dog was biting it
見えない何かと戦ってる 	mienai nanika to tatakatteru 	I'm fighting against an imaginary enemy
逆上がり出来ない後転出来ないスキップ出来ない 	sakaagari dekinai kouten dekinai sukippu dekinai 	I can't do forward upward circling, I can't do backward roll, I can't skip
フゥ～・・・ 	fuu~... 	sigh...
 	 	
でもね、なんだかキニなる事あるの 	demo ne, nandaka ki ni naru koto aru no 	But for some reason, there's something I care
だけど、ワタシキニならない 	dakedo, watashi ki ni naranai 	But I don't care
財布の中レシートだらけでも 	saifu no naka reshiito darake demo 	Inside my wallet is full of sales receipts
すごく膨らんでてお金持ちみたいだねぇ～ 	sugoku fukurandete okanemochi mitai da nee~ 	But it expanded a lot and it makes me look very rich, doesn't it?
 	 	
ばかだもん 	baka da mon 	I'm stupid, yeah
 	 	
朝かと思ったら夕方だった 	asa ka to omottara yuugata datta 	I thought it was morning, nut it was already early-evening
どうせ、ばかだもん 	douse, baka da mon 	I knew I was stupid
 	 	
ばかだもん 	baka da mon 	I'm stupid, yeah
 	 	
プチダノン 	puchidanon 	puchidanon
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Blacksaingrain's blog - Translation source
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