Dr. Googerburgson

== Overview ==
Dr. Googerberg Squingleturgles is one of the most infamous villains of the Quandale Dingle universe. He is wanted by the Kajik Federation of Planets for thousands of intergalactic sins. He was born on January 54th, 754 B.C. on Jupiter during the Goofy Ahh Cosmic War, and moved to Earth during the Satrapy of Old Kajikstan. At the age of 23, he would complete his time machine and travel to the future, circa 1943 A.D., where he, now knowing the secrets of the cosmos, would become a formidable villain.
== 1941-1967 ==
After extensive work with his mentor, personal friend, and on-and-off lover, Adolf Hitler, Dr. Googerbergson Squinggleturgles moved from modern-day Kajikistan in 1944 to the small, at-the-time undiscovered planet now known as Dinglequariua, years before it would be discovered by the KAJIK Space Program. This was achieved using his top-secret lean-powered rocket technology, which was the prototype for a number of AQTF spacecrafts. There, he met early Barseons. These creatures, despite having evolved to become quite intelligent since, were rather simple, primitive humanoids at the time. During his time on this strange planet, Dr. Squinggleturgles also shrunk significantly.
Here, he also discovered the chemical compound Percinmairamen, also known as Space Lean inside of rocks. This compound exhibited several healing abilities, such as foreskin growth, healing powers, and hunger satisfaction. Due to how valuable this material was, paired with Googerberg's genius-level intelligence, evil personality, and the early Barseons' ignorance, he was able to open up several illegal sweatshops throughout the 1940s and 1950s. Here, the Barseons worked tirelessly every day and night to produce valuable Space Lean, which Dr. Squinggleturgles and his associates, mainly former Nazis and Space Nazis would trade and distribute throughout several solar systems. Space Lean also caused a huge economic boom in the universe, starting many industrial revolutions on alien planets. In 1951, Squinngleturgles learned of the prophecy of The True Dingle. This horrified him, and he founded a small, unnamed organization dedicating to finding The True Dingle and ending his, her, their, or its life. This organization would disband in 1953, and became the building blocks, or template for the AQTF.
As technology went on, Squinngleturgles created several advanced devices to mine precious Space Lean. However, in 1956, after gaining cosmic wisdom through use of an alien toilet, a few Bersonians gained high intelligence, and began a revolt against Squinggleturgles. In fear, Squinggleturgles panicked, and fled away to a tiny planet called Erecttyleedysfunktyon-69. From this point, Squinggleturgles ordered for all Space Lean to be removed from what is now Dinglequariua, and launched an all-out attack on the Pasty ass cracker's, completely trashing their planet. Only a couple dozen more intelligent Barseons survived this attack, and only a few Space Lean rocks remained. This led the Barseons to start an industrial revolution of their own, by producing their own Space Lean, becoming a more intelligent species, and gaining many more secrets of the universe, which would greatly expedite their insane evolution. Squinngleturgles did not notice any of this, as he assumed no Barseons had remained. As it turned out, he was incorrect.
In 1962, Dr. Squinngleturgles would return to Earth and meet an inter-species Quangleton/ couple of Dingle: Quandlisha Dingleberry and Riggidy Roo Ahh Dad. After making them sign a waiver, promising free percs and codeine along with a goat, Squinngleturgles would conduct several horrible experiments on the couple, leading to them becoming very mentally disturbed. In 1961, under these experiments, Quandlisha would become pregnant with The True Dingle himself: Quandalerion Dingle. Squinngleturgles, unsure how to eliminate this problem on his own, freed Quandlisha and Riggidy Roo Ahh Dad, blissfully unware of the fact that they were being strictly monitored, to take care of the baby themselves. Quandale was born three years later, in 1964. Due to both parents' damaged mental states as a result of Squinngleturgles' experiments, Quandalerion was raised in a very unstable and abusive household. This led to Riggidy Roo Ahh Dad leaving Quandale at a very young age. Quandale left to live his own life in 1966, at the age of two. Quandlisha was tortured and brainwashed by Squinngleturgles VIA remote mind control technology into thinking that Quandale was evil, and must be stopped. This led Quandlisha to form the AQTF in 1967.
== 1968-1975 ==
In 1968, Squinngleturgles became tired of constantly keeping an eye on Quandalerion, and travelled back in time to 1964, on the exact date of Quandale's birth, to create a nuclear opposite being known as bohndale Hingle. bohndale Hingle, under the influence of Squinngleturgles would become an antivillain to Quandalerion and his friends. In 1971, Squinngleturgles and Hingle would later form a pact stating that if Quandalerion was not dead by the year 3129, they would agree to end the universe as a whole. By 1974, Squinngleturgles had control of most modern-day Quandale colonies. However, in 1975, he was horrifically injured in a failed attempt to sucky-wucky his own weenie doodle. This left him crippled for life.
== 1976-Present ==
By 1977, Squinggleturgles was basically incapable of moving, and decided to fuse himself into a supercomputer, rendering him almost completely indestructable. He is responsible for several goofy ahh events, including several giant wars. He is generally considered the most evil character in the Quandale universe, and certainly the main villain.
A fun fact about him is that, despite looking older, he is actually younger than Quanlingling Dingle, who was born sometime before the Big Bang, and Beezow Bockzadale Jefferson, who is one of, if not the oldest characters in the Quandale Dingle universe.
== His child ==
he has a child named Pooper Squingleturgles Sr, and some other children.