Watching Goddamn King (Apollo x Artemis)

This is about Greek and Norse Mythology watching the Greeks' own mature show Goddamn King.
==Note==
*Rated TV-MA for foul language, nudity, bloody violence, and scary images.
*Apollo does act mature now and no longer refers to Artemis as Arty.
*Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite take a liking to Apollo for his bravery to talk back to Zeus but Artemis acts like a yandere.
*Zeus is the titular character but he does act like an immature and irritating boss.
==Prologue==
On the council of Gods, it was the usual but some differences.
Apollo was behaving correctly and just listening to headphones to ignore the arguments.
Artemis was observing her brother and getting interested in his newfound behavior.
Hephaestus was surprisingly ignoring his now ex-wife and happy to be with his 2nd wife.
Zeus was bored right now and can't wait to get this over with because he has things to do.
However, a DVD feel in Apollo's lap along with a note and Apollo surprised everyone by reading it with glasses.
'Dear Gods, Sorry for interrupting this meeting with a DVD but this show we created will provide entertainment for you guys. Again, sorry for this interruption but don't worry, seating arrangements will be made. Love, Annonymous. P.S., Please accept this gift, Lord Apollo.' read the note.
Apollo got curious and saw it was a t-shirt that said Golden Boy on it before shrugging and wearing it.
The seating arrangements and some were weird.
Apollo was sitting on the laps of Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite, who all blushed at this but didn't mind.
(In a different world, the council of Gods' new home looks like a normal city but some of them can be recognized and the very same council are having a meeting which looks more like a business one and their building is called Thebes, named after the city they destroyed as punishment for sins and where they met Hercules, their new member.)
Everyone loved their new home.
(Inside the meeting, a lot of Gods are seated and Zeus is still leading the council since he's the father of all Gods and has Odin as his 2nd-in-command for the council but they are fortunately leaving Humanity alone for a while and are trying to get them to prey again because they are growing weaker by the minute.)
All Gods got worried.
(However, Apollo already planned on retiring because he's had enough of him and everyone getting away with their sins while also having to deal with complaints from Demi-Gods about his sister keeps hurting every innocent men that happened upon the hunt or even worse, separating sisters from their brothers and leaving the said brothers to alone for the rest of their lives.)
"You need to stop doing that, Artemis." said a glaring Apollo.
'He's not even calling me Arty.' thought a shocked Artemis.
'What happened to Apollo?' thought a worried Hermes.
'When did Golden Boy started getting hating his sister.' thought a curious Ares.
'What's going on, Apollo?' thought a confused Hephaestus.
(When he was banished into being a mortal, it became a blessing in disguise because he was once captured by his sister's hunt and he saw an innocent man just being lost until he was also captured and he watched in horror as the hunt tortured him due to his gender and falsely accusing him of trespassing when he really was lost and he also just lost his family to monsters. However, that said man decided to stay behind and gave Apollo a chance to run away from them, which Apollo reluctantly did. However, he also took time somewhere else to tearfully mourn the man and regret not saving him. This made him lose any love for his sister and realized that she and the Hunt are nothing but sexist murderers and torturers. Even worse, him and the man were r***d by some of them and his own sister was the one who did that to him. However, he managed to save their son and refused to let Artemis know who the kid is. He also swore to shut the Hunt down permanently or even form a group of hunters that will protect both genders from that horrible group.)
Everyone was horrified at seeing this.
Artemis was heartbroken to hear that she r***d her own brother and was worried about what she would do to her own son.
"Where's your proof, male?" asked a sneering Phoebe.
"Right here, bitch." said a glaring Apollo, presenting something.
A magical screen showed the evidence and everyone looked disgusted, even the violent gods.
Zeus was enraged by this and called the council to attention.
"Artemis Phoebus, I'm very disappointed in you. Your hunt is hereby disbanded and you will be serving Apollo's newfound group once and for all. Do you understand?" said a glaring Zeus.
"Yes, father." said a remorseful Artemis, not blaming his anger as she was disgusted at what she had done.
"But Lady Artemis-" said a protesting Phoebe only to be slapped by an angry Artemis.
"SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! YOU AND THE HUNT DRUGGED ME AND FORCED ME TO R**E MY OWN BROTHER! NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOU HAVE BEEN RUINING HIS LIFE AND TURNING ME AGAINST HIM! YOU ARE AN FUCKING DISGRACE!" yelled an angry Artemis.
"But Lady Artemis, he's just a male and all males are disgusting vermin and monsters who need to be eliminated while he also is just overreacting to his rightful punishment. This is what all males deserve." said a sneering Phoebe, much to everyone's disgust.
"I went wrong with you. You are hereby kicked out of the Hunt and banished for life from it. I'll also have you sent to Tartarus for the rest of your life." said a disappointed Artemis.
All guards grabbed Phoebe and took her away.
Artemis just sat down crying at what she had done to her poor Apollo.
'Forgive me, brother.' thought a crying Artemis.
Apollo got worried for her.
(He then named his son Percy and had him raised by Sally Jackson while also asking Poseidon to claim Percy just to keep him safe and had to block the kid's archery skills to make sure Artemis doesn't notice.)
Artemis could understand.
Poseidon smiled at hearing how he adopted Percy.
(Anyway, he wants to return to Percy and try to live a normal life with him while being too nervous to tell him what his mother did. He wants to be far away from that Hunt and never help them again. He will bring them to justice and avenge that man.)
All Justice Gods smiled at his goal.
'So noble.' thought a proud Hercules.
'That's my Apollo.' thought a smiling Artemis.
'You have such a golden heart.' thought an also smiling Athena.
'He's such a brave one and maybe we can have fun together later.' thought an also smiling Aphrodite.
The said 3 goddesses are starting to have their hearts beat around him.
(However, Artemis is starting to worry about him for some reason and seems upset at the thought of him being distant but he doesn't know why because he thought she hated him for his immaturity and thought that she would like it better if he was more mature.)
'Don't worry, Apollo. I will treat you nicely from now on.' thought a smiling Artemis, not minding her yandere self.
Athena and Artemis noticed and didn't mind sharing Apollo with her.
(On the other hand, he's been getting along with Athena and even helped her out on a few projects while kindly backing off if she gets annoyed with him, which caused her to be nicer to him and show sympathy for his problems.)
Athena smiled at hearing that she's dropping her ego.
'What is she doing with my Apollo?' thought a jealous Artemis.
(He also managed to convince her that maybe the punishment on Medusa was unfair and she should hear that lady's side of the story.)
Athena still thinks about it and decided to free Medusa from such punishment.
Poseidon felt ashamed of that incident.
Apollo hopes that Medusa can be free.
(He also shared with her an opinion on Annabeth and admitted that he disliked her for being an annoying know-it-all who is looking down on everyone else and thinking that they need her while also pointing out how her referring Percy as "Seaweed Brain" sounds like an insult instead of a friendly name, which Athena had to agree with him and is also annoyed by her while also feeling bad for how Percy got abused by her, insulted by her, having his gifts for her rejected, and also cheated on by her with Luke Castellan, who was not happy to hear that Annabeth used him as an affair.)
"Apollo, I'm so sorry for how Annabeth is acting and I will punish her for that." said a sighing Athena.
"It's okay, Athena. Percy moved on, remember?" said a smiling Apollo.
"Still, that bitch will pay for hurting my boy." said an angry Artemis.
Everyone can't blame them because they are also disappointed in Annabeth.
'How dare she use my son as an affair?' thought an angry Hermes.
'You went way too far, young lady.' thought a disgusted Hercules.
'You will pay for what you did to my surrogate brother.' thought an enraged Triton.
The Demi-Gods and Demi-Goddesses were secretly watching and they also glare at Annabeth, who got nervous.
'Why are they mad? I'm a daughter of Athena. I can do whatever I want.' thought a nervous Annabeth.
'What did I see in her?' thought a sad Percy, which Thalia and Nico noticed before hugging him.
'Why is Thalia siding with him? I'm her best-friend.' thought an irritated Annabeth.
(Also, he comforted Aphrodite over how Ares treats her and convinces her to at least divorce Hephaestus just to make him happy since the latter had suffered for so long due to being mistreated for his looks.)
Aphrodite still cared about her long-suffering ex-husband.
Hephaestus was grateful for Apollo.
(However, Apollo is not usually interested in a relationship because he wants to do Godly duties first before retirement and he fears that no woman would ever love him since he's known as an annoying pervert that irritates his sister.)
Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite frowned at hearing that.
Hermes and Hephaestus look sad to hear this.
(Anyways, Zeus is starting the meeting.)
*Zeus: (sighing) "Listen up, business is running slow due to less prayers today. It's no one's fault here and I'm not naming any names here. (whispering) Apollo."
(However, Apollo heard that and rolled his eyes at his dad while glaring at Ares for laughing at that.)
Apollo also rolled his eyes but didn't care at all.
Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite glared at Ares for being a jerk about it.
Hermes and Hephaestus also glared at Ares as well because they still care about Apollo.
Zeus flinched at how he's acting.
(Just like some of the others, he hates Ares and for good reason. That blood thirsty war monger bully treats everyone badly, causes wars, brags about stuff that no one cares about, and he keeps annoying them with that stupid motorcycle. Everyone still doesn't know why Hera has been allowing him to ride that piece of junk, that he keeps crashing. Apollo swears if that happens again, he won't be healing Ares again.)
"Hera, why do you keep allowing him to ride that piece of shit vehicle?" asked an annoyed Apollo.
"Trust me, Apollo. It's no use getting him to stop riding on Olympus." said an irritated Hera.
"Well, he will stop doing that or I'm not healing him again." said a sighing Apollo.
"You hate Ares?" asked a curious Thor.
"Thor, that so-called God of War pretty much bullies Hephaestus for his looks, keeps having affairs with Aphrodite while bragging about it, manipulates people into starting wars, and is capable of betraying Olympus." said a glaring Apollo.
"It's true, my Hunters really get tired of him trespassing and messing with them." said an agreeing Artemis.
Zeus just sighed in disappointment at hearing this.
(Zeus then asks for help.)
*Zeus: (serious) "Any ideas on how to keep business rolling here?"
*Artemis: (excited) "What about a man-hunt?"
(Apollo had to hide a snicker and let Zeus explain why that's so funny.)
Apollo also had to hide a snicker at her saying that.
Artemis got confused on why that's so funny.
Athena and Aphrodite also had to hide a snicker
Zeus decided to continue.
(Zeus decides to explain why that's funny.)
*Zeus: (frowning) "You're a maiden, Artemis. You don't even like men at all."
*Artemis: (glaring) "That's not what I meant."
(She also glares at Apollo for secretly snickering but also secretly smiled at seeing him be his old self again.)
"APOLLO!" yelled a blushing Artemis.
Apollo just laughed at this but also a little bit flinched at her yelling, which Hercules and Triton noticed.
'How much pain are you in, Apollo?' thought a worried Hercules.
'What's wrong with my cousin?' thought an also worried Triton.
(However, she did notice him flinch at her glare and got worried about it, wondering what's wrong with him.)
Everyone was getting worried for Apollo.
'Dad, I think you need therapy.' thought a worried Percy.
'My son, I'm sorry for what's happened to you.' thought a guilt-ridden Zeus.
(While Zeus also looks worried, he sadly needs to move on to the meeting but will talk with him later.)
*Zeus: (excited) "What about a billboard?"
*Apollo: (annoyed) "We can't afford a billboard, dad."
(Despite Apollo's attitude, Zeus was at least glad that Apollo is calling him dad instead of simply saying, "Lord Zeus.")
Zeus was happy to hear that.
Odin felt bad for his rival.
Hera sighed in sadness at her husband.
Poseidon and Hades got worried for their brother.
(After recovering, he was still not liking Apollo's bad opinions.)
*Zeus: (sarcastic) "Thank you, Apollo. Glad you're in the room with us."
*Apollo: (smirking) "You're welcome."
(Some of the Gods and Goddesses were liking his attitude right now.)
Everyone did chuckle a bit.
'That's my Apollo, brave as always.' thought a proud Artemis.
'Just like his mother.' thought an also proud Zeus.
'Go, dad.' thought a cheering Percy.
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==T.V. Tropes==
*Abusive Parents: Zeus is acting like this towards Apollo but Kronos is still mentioned as being an even worse parent and Ares himself abuses Clarisse for being born a female.
*Adaptational Heroism: There are this:
**Due to his mortal journey, Apollo is now a mature and loving hero who wants to save humanity and convince the Gods to spare them.
**Hercules is also this since he's nicer and more like his Disney counterpart, caring about humanity.
*Big Bad: Zeus can end up acting like this due to Apollo standing up to him.
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