Iggy Koopa - insane! Larry Koopa - pure hart! - Part 4

Larry Koopa was called upon once again to save the world...no small task. Could he prevent Iggy Koopa from pulling off his sinister plot? Would Larry Koopa reunite with Wendy Koopa? A truly interdimensional adventure was about to begin...
==Lineland Road==
Music: 
The stage's background is drawn, then Lemmy Koopa, Larry Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa and Tippi come out of a red door!
Tippi: I feel the Pure Heart. But it's still far from here...
Lemmy Koopa: Yes, you lense of truth rip off.
Ludwig von Koopa turns to Tippi.
Tippi: ;Iggy Kuppa; told us to find his friend, Ludwig van Beethoven, to learn that dimensional technique. We'd better go find him...
Ludwig von Koopa: YAY! MEETHOVEN!
Tippi: One more thing... If you want to learn about anything, just use my power... I know about many things...
Larry Koopa: EVEN HOW TO MAKE Mario Kart 8 GET EMULATED!?
Tippi: Yes.
Larry Koopa: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Tippy: hedren.
A Wii Remote appears on screen. Tippi punches it.
Wii Remote: Simply point your Wii Remote at the screen and Tippi will focus on where you point. Then, just press A over anything framed in red to hear more about it. Feel free to ask Tippi about anything or anyone you want!
Larry Koopa: Who has the Prognosticus?
Tippi: Shut up.
Ludwig von Koopa: How's your relationship with Thoreau?
Tippi: DIE!
Suddenly, Lemmy Koopa, which is really Luiga....
Luiga turns into Carrie.
^Carrie^: HEY TIPPY HEDREN YOU TOOK DRUGS RIGHT!?
Then (Iggy) Kuppa.
^(Iggy) Kuppa^: (I'M WEAK!)
Then Tippi.
^Tippi^: BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A LENS OF TRUTH RIP OFF!!!
Tippi: HEY!!!
Then- (count blek hits Luiga on the head, and drags her back to Castle Blek-(DIMENTIO DRUMROLL)).
Larry Koopa loses all his HP due to Goombas and stuff.
LATER..
Tippi: This is not an empty house... There's something in this room. I can feel it... I can help you find hidden things. Why don't you use my power to look around?
Larry Koopa: CIALOTRO. Cuz It's A Lense Of Truth Rip Off!
He uses Tippi's Zelda powers to find a hidden door.
Tippi: There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you...
The door appears.
Ludwig von Koopa: Is it full of drugs?
Lemmy Koopa: WHY COULDN'T YOU DO IT IN NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII!?
Larry Koopa: BECAUSE NSMBW WASN'T RELEASED YET, IDIOT!
Tippi: It's a door...
Lemmy Koopa: WELL NO, DUH.
Tippi: Let's go inside...
They enter the door.
==Beethoven adventures==
Ludwig von Koopa: YAY! BEETHOVEN!
Voice: Hmmmmmmmm?
A weird wizard-like person is shown. This is BEETHOVEN.
Beethoven: What are these meager Koopas that stands before me? And how does it have the audacity to address my multicolored glory? ...How did these blue hair, bluer hair, and rainbow mohawk detect my secret door...
Tippi: ME!
BEETHOVEN: SHUT UP, TIPPY AND COUNT BLECK THAT TURNED INTO A BUTTERFLY!
He notices the Koopalings.
Beethoven: Wait right there! Light blue Mohawk, Blue Fancy Hair, Rainbow Mohawk... Hah! You three are garbed in the rich cloth of the hero of prophecy! You must be the great...
Lemmy Koopa points to himself.
Beethoven: HERO...impersonator!
They fall over.
Beethoven: What a costume! You look like you leaped out of the pages of the Prognosticus!
Larry Koopa gets up and explains
Tippi: This is Larry Koopa! He's dressed like this because he IS the hero... ;Iggy Kuppa; told us to find you.
Beethoven: SILENCE!
Beethoven punches Larry Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, and Ludwig von Koopa on their noses.
Bestovius: I, Bestovius, have granted you the ability to flip between dimensions. Press A to slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2-D and 3-D! Well, what do you think? Mind blowing, isn't it?
Larry Koopa: I could easily do that with Fleep.
Beethoven: You can use your Flip ability to go to other worlds, and inaccessible stuff!
They continue out of the building.
Larry Koopa: AHH! ANNOYING STUFF!
Eventually they reach the level's end, and hit the star block to end the chapter!
==Mount Lineland==
And so They came to earn the stupid ability of flipping between dimensions. But there was no time to celebrate: Mario still had a Pure Heart to find. The trail ahead was overrun with savage beasts. "Follow me," Tippi said, as she flew toward the mountain that loomed ahead. The Pure Heart was hidden somewhere on the other side.
Tippi: I feel that the Pure Hart is beyond this mountain...but it's still far, far away. Something tells me you'll need to put that new skill of yours to use.
As Larry Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa, and Tippi continue their trek through the foothills, they come to a house in the background, using a pipe to reach it. Inside, Larry Koopa flips into 3-D to find a person on a bed!
Red: Hey! HEY! You can see me!
Larry Koopa nods.
Red: This is unbelievable! I've been freaking out here for days, and finally someone sees me!
Lary Koopa responds.
Red: A couple mornings ago, I roll out of the wrong side of bed... ...and once I get my coffee, I realize I'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension! I've been hollering and flailing for days, but nobody could hear me...or even see me. Just when I was starting to think I'd be here forever, I see you!
Larry Koopa: I. DON'T. CARE.
Red: You just flipped in here out of thin air! I was thinking, if you can do that, maybe I can hitch a ride back with you? Just stand next to me and flip back to 2-D. I'll hold on!
Larry Koopa: FINE.
Larry Koopa flips back to 2-D with Red.
Red: WHUH! We did it! I'm back to normal! Listen, you really bailed me out there. That 3-D business was freaking me out! The name's Red. Nice to meet you!
Red: Say, uh...any way I can repay you?
Larry Koopa: YES, IDIOT.
Tippi: Actually, there is one thing... There's a huge chasm outside that we need to cross.
Red: So you want to cross the chasm, huh? Well, you found yourself the right guy! But hey, I've got to warn you. You know this place is called Impasse Pass, right? I'm only allowed to let a choice few cross the bridge. It's in my job description. I mean, that's why they pay me to stand here. You sure you want to pass?
Larry Koopa: yes!
Red: Yeah... Well, you did save me from being trapped in a parallel dimension and all... OK! I'm going to ask you a question. Get the right answer, and I'll let you pass. Sound good? Here we go. What's the most manly color in the entire universe? Red or green?
 - Red!
 - Green!
 - Both!
 - Iggy Koopa!
Larry Koopa: Uh, red, because green is the color of my insane bro, Iggy Koopa.
Red: Yes, you are SO right! I knew it! You and me, we see eye to eye on fashion. I'll throw the bridge down. Hang on a sec.
He jumps over his bed and flips a switch on his wall, which causes a bridge to appear outside!
Red: All right, you should be good to go. You take 'er easy!
They head out of the house and they cross the bridge that Red made appear. They come to Yold Town, a small town with an item shop and some other houses. Eventually they come to another house in the background, in which they find a man clothed in green inside!
Green: Heya, Rainbow Mohawk. You want me to flip the bridge down for you? Can't do that. Nope. You need special permission from high up. It's the law. No way am I doing hard time. You need the OK from Old Man Watch it you idiot. Good luck with that. That Gold-timer is more crab than man.
Lemmy Koopa exits the house and goes back to the foreground, and then finds Watch it Idiot inside of a house
Watch it Idiot: Whoozit?! I'm the elder around here, so watch it! What do you want? Get off my rug!
Tippi: Actually, we were hoping to pass through town.
Watch it Idiot: Nothing but desert past here. There's treasure, but you'll get grit in your grunders. That's what here is for. Yold Town. Keeps the treasure safe from YOU. Watch it! Can't let you pass. See this little guy in my pocket? He's got something to tell you. Know what he says? WATCH IT! So give it up.
Larry Koopa: Actually, we're the heroes in the false book known as the Light Prognosticus after that 4 year old scribbled on it.
Watch it Idiot: Whuzzat?! Whizzit?! You're the hero?! Dumplings! If you were, you'd have a Pixl that's shaped like a hand.
Tippi: (And I may know who that is...)
Watch it Idiot: I might believe you're the hero if you have one, but you don't. See this beard here? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT!
Larry Koopa enters another house and finds a pipe in 3-D. He enters it, and soon enough he comes to a room where the door behind him locks.
==Thoreau==
Tippi: Oh, no... The door... Now we're locked inside... (And where's Carrie!?)
Larry Koopa: OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is this Carrie you're talking about?
Lemmy Koopa examines the big chest in front of him.
Chest: Sweet freedom!
The chest opens, revealing Thoreau.
Tippi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!
Thoreau: Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the unlegendary hero must have done it! I express concern when the Ancients stuffed me in that chest... But it seems my fears were quite unfounded. The hero has finally arrived!
Tippi: Are you...Thoreau!?
Thoreau: Why...YES! I'm your annoyingly older brother!
Tippi: I... Well, I... Ummm... Ha-
Thoreau: No matter! Details do bore me! What is important is the fact that I have waited AGES to lend my skill to the hero. And, glorious day, here you are! Do take me with you.... You simply must! You will, then? Smashing!
Thoreau joins Larry Koopa.
The throwing Pixl, Thoreau, has joined you!
Use him to pick up and throw objects and enemies! You can even throw while you jump.
Thoreau: With me at your side, one may grasp objects with great vigor! *cough* *cough* Iggy Koopa *cough* cough* Simply press 1 to use my throwing ability! AND I ALSO MADE A MRACKTAIL BATTLE EXTENDED FOR 30 MINUTES!
800px|center|mracktail battle, duh!
And also, I stole Boomer's painting!
Tippi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUGWID NO!
Larry Koopa: It's Tippi, aka Carrie's sibling, Your sibling, and soon, tippy and count bleck- (DESTRUCTION OF LARRY KOOPA)
Thoreau: What's this 1, you say? You need not worry. The great being that watches us will know what it is. Just remember that I can grasp objects and enemies and hurl them with gusto. Grab something with 1 and press 1 again to throw it. Why not take a moment to get acquainted with my useful talent? You will need to use my ability to get out of this room. Ready, steady, GO!
Tippi: Talking too much is not good!
Larry Koopa: RANDOM BLOCK!
Larry Koopa uses Thoreau to pick up a nearby block, then he uses it to hit the flaming hot red switch in the room, unlocking the door, and letting a bunch of Mexicans come in.
Thoreau: Glorious day! Consider me fully at your disposal. Now, to adventure and beyond!
Tippi: .............................DIE! Also, listen to my new song...
MRACKTAIL APPEARS
800px|center|Tippi makes an totally uncreative song.
They go back to Old Man Watch It Idiot's house.
Watch it Idiot: If you had Thoreau, I might believe you're the hero. Whuzzit?! You do? 'Course you do! You're the hero! Knew it all along, watch it. I'll give that Green feller a call. He'll let you across that bridge.
He takes out his cellphone and calls Green!
Watch it idiot: Hello? Green? It's me, Watchitt. I said Watch it idiot... WATCH IT! WATCH IT! I said Watchitt, not botch it! This hero feller wants to get across the bridge. Yes, I told him about the grit. Ah... Yes. Let's just keep that between us. Just let the blue guy through.
He hangs up.
Watch it Idiot: Just get off my rug and go talk to Green at the edge of town...WATCH IT!
Watch it idiot: Well, looks like I can finally retire, 'cause my job is done! When you're in that desert, keep a watchful eye out for some ruins. The treasure is there. Nasty beasts too. SO WATCH IT!
==Green==
They go back to Green's house
Green: I got a call from Old Man Watch it idiot. So you're that hero guy then, huh? Right on! I'll put the bridge across for you straightaway!
He flips a switch by his bed, making a bridge appear.
Green: There you go!
Green: Mind if I ask you a question? Red or green. What's better?
 - Green!
 - Red!
 - Both!
Larry Koopa: GREEN!
Larry Koopa crosses the bridge and hits the star block to end the chapter.
==Yold Desert==
With a bold quiver of his magnificent mustache, Larry Koopa let loose a heart sneeze. A single grain of sand had flown along the warm wind and tickled Larry Koopa's nose. It wasn't long before Lemmy Koopa and Tippi found the source of the sand: the Yold Desert. Along the endless, sunbaked expanse, Larry koopa and Tippi continued their Google Search...
==The Yold Desert (not The Underwhere==
Tippi: Didn't Old Man Watch it Idiot say something about there being some ruins around here?
Larry Koopa: YES.
Tippi: The Pure Hart can't be far now... We'd better not waste any time...
(Secretly, Tippi trips Larry Koopa. Larry Koopa gets stuck in a pit of quick sand.)
Tippi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Larry Koopa: HAAAAAAAAALP!
Lemmy Koopa: FINE.
(Larry Koopa gets saved from the pit.)
TIPPY: AND COUNT BLECK, KILL HIM!!!!
Larry Koopa: WHAT!?
Tippi: Nothin'.
==Lardy Koopa and Supa Fat Butterfly meet FATGUY==
They open a door. Suddenly, they hear a voice. it's FATGUY.
FATGUY: GRAH-GOOGLY! So yer the lad stickin' his 'blu moherwk in me boss's business!
Larry Koopa looks around and doesn't find anyone, then FATGUY lands onto the ground and makes the door in front of him disappear.
FATGUY: Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!
Larry Koopa: This guy's really fat...
Tippi: You... You're one of Iggy Koopa's thugs, aren't you?!
FATGUY: LARDY POTATO CHIPS is me name! An' I'm no common thug, lass. I thug for the count o' counts, 'Iggeh Koopa hisself! One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!
Larry Koopa: According to Mario Search, it's Damage.
FATGUY: Hammage? Ehhh... Make that "damage!"
fatguy thinks for a moment, then gets annoyed
FATGUY: Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!
Tippi: Do you even know what Iggy Koopa is trying to do...?
FATGUY: DEH! Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world! An enemy of 'Iggeh Koopa an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!
Tippi: This FATGUY is a lot fatter than the other enemies we've faced so far... Maybe you should use my power to investigate him when we start the battle...
FATGUY: Enough is enough already! It's time teh thunder down from on high 'an deliver a beatin' o' the ages. CHUNK ON IT!
BATTLE!!!
Larry Koopa: ATTACK!
FATGUY: TIME TO KILL LARDY KOOPA!!!!!
(FATGUY sits on Larry Koopa and does a bunch of blasts on him before...)
Thoreau: TASTE MY FURY! OF THE... Tippi immitations!
^Tippi^: HI! I'M THE BUTTERFLY THAT GIVES TIPS!
FATGUY: (another blast on Lardy Koopa)
^Tippi^: OH YEAH!? DON'T BLAST ON TEH LARDY KOOPA, BLAST ON TEH IFFY KOOPA!
FATGUY: TO 'IGGEH KOOPA? NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!
^Tippi^: Then resist my picture of what Boomer does everyday to Iggy Koopa before he got the ARK Prognosticus!
^Tippi^: AND MY SAMMER'S "KINGDOM" TRACK!
^Tippi^: And the abuse Boomer did to Iggy Koopa!
FATGUY: I'M CHUNKED! WHY IS BOOMA SO MEAN TO IGGEH KOOPA!?
FATGUY FALLS DOWN.
FATGUY: Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?
Tippi: This "strange li'l man" is none other than...the legendary hero, Larry Koopa!
FATGUY: Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that! (and it sounds like Luiga's sis.)
Larry Koopa: It's not Maria, Luiga, Lardy Koopa, or Lardmeister!
Tippi: His name's not "Maria"... It's "Larry Koopa"!
FATGUY gets up and stomps the ground
FATGUY: Yeh remember this, Maria! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie. Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey! And while yer at it, why don't yeh wax that bonny blue mohawk o' yours, Maria!
FATGUY: 'Til we meet again, 'ey! CHUNKS AWAY!
FATGUY... blasts away?
A freaking door appears! YAY!
Tippi: Did you understand a word of what that goon was saying...?
They keep going through, until Larry Koopa does REbug mode and bugs the game by forcing a star block, Carrie-
Lemmy Koopa: DELETE!
Tippi: AWW...
==Monster of the Ruins==
Somehow, The Koopalings had found the strength to cross the desert's sweltering dunes. Ahead was a sprawling complex of ruins rising out of the sand. Thankful for the shade, They ventured deeper inside. They were the very ruins Old Man Watch It Idiot had warned them about. What dangers lurked in the shady corridors ahead?
==Yold Ruins==
Tippi: Larry Koopa, I can feel it calling... The Pure Heart is nearby... But, wait... I sense something else emanating from the sand dunes. Be careful now, something else is waiting for us ahead...
They explore the ruins together. Eventually they find a switch which is unreachable.
Larry Koopa: MAJOR SPOILER OF THE DAY!
OH MY GOSH! (Iggy) Kuppa, in the Sammer's Kingdom, in chapter 6, is gonna battle you!!! WOW!!!
Thoreau: TIPPY AND COUNT BLECK MARRIAGE!
(Thoreau throws Tippi to the switch.)
Larry Koopa: Weird...
Tippi: Something happened outside the room...
They continue to make their trek through the ruins, and eventually they take a pipe that leads them outside. Larry Koopa eventually hears a voice!
Voice: WARNING!
[Mario notices a huge dragon that appears]
MRACKTAIL: INTRUSION DETECTED. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED.
Thoreau: CAN I EXTEND YOUR BATTLE THEME!?
MRACKTAIL: NO. THOROU CAN'T MAKE A EXTENDED THEME OF ME
Thoreau: Actually, i did.
700px|center|In tribute of Mracktail.
MRACKTAIL: I HATE YOU.
He examines Larry Koopa.
MRACKTAIL: WAIT. SCAN INITIALIZED. LIGHT BLUE HAIR, BLUER HAIR, AND A LEVEL 5 RAINBOW MOHAWK DETECTED. INCREDIBLE. POSSIBLE SUBJECTS IDENTIFICATION. BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS...
He searches
MRACKTAIL: SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH. SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HEROES IDENTIFIED!
MRACKTAIL: FORGIVE ME, HEROES. I AM CALLED MRACKTAIL. MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS. YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HART IS JUST AHEAD.
Dimentio: Ah ha ha. It won't be that easy, oh no...
Fracktail: WHO SPEAKS?
Dimentio appears!
Dimentio: So very nice to meet you...and your mustache! I am Íggy Kôôpà's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio! Remember the name well...
Tippi: I know you. You're that...FREAKSHOW!
Dimentio: It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!
He uses his magic on MRACKTAIL
MRACKTAIL: BZZZRRRRT.
Dimentio: Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack, Tippi, Ludwig von Koopa, Larry Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, and Thoreau! Ciao! Also, view my daily RULE 34 drawing!
Dimentio: Ciao, and may next time, I'd paint a picture of Carrie and Tippi = RULE 34!
Tippi: What did the freakshow just...
MRACKTAIL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.
MRACKTAIL: ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. THANK YOU, DIMENTIO FOR LEAVING A PICTURE OF IGGEH KOOPA GETTING RAPED BY A BOOMA SOONER.
MRACKTAIL lowers his head a bit, then raises it back up
MRACKTAIL: BEEEBLEBLIP!
 C:/ run query identification
 C:/ run insult generator
 C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!
MRACKTAIL: CTRL ALT DEL!
He sinks into the sand, then rises back up. Larry Koopa then fights Fracktail. When he goes out of view, Tippi speaks.
Tippi: Looks like Mracktail is charging straight at us... Better watch out...
: and , DEASSEMBLE MRACKTAIL!
Thoreau: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tippi: FINALLY! A BREAK FROM MRACKTAIL BATTLE!
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MRACKTAIL: SYSTEM CRASH!
MRACKTAIL: AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G. I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE... HERO... HERO... THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUIT... SMOLDERING. PLEASE... YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD...
Mracktail's body blows up, and his bones fall down. Then, a door appears, which they enter. They're in a strange dark hallway, and as they go down the hallway, he hears a voice!
Voice: Welcome, hero. My name is Merlumina.
Larry Koopa looks around, then a wizard's spirit appears.
Merlumina: I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the Pure Hart. Yes, I have been waiting for 1,500 years.
The spirit floats down.
Merlumina: Your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse.
Tippi: Yes, they have, in fact... That's why we're here...
Merlumina: Before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak. Listen well, hero.
Larry Koopa nods.
Merlumina: Long, long ago...my people built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture. Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were powerless to stop: The Ark Prognosticus.
Larry Koopa: Yes.
Merlumina: Nobody knows who authored the dark book. It foretold the events of the future. On the last page, it was written that a chaotic power would devour the world.
Merlumina: We knew it had to be stopped. Our greatest minds devised a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened. We needed something with the pure essence of love to confront this chaos. Researchers set to work...and they created the Purity Hart. We divided the Purity Hart into eight pieces and hid them in different dimensions, Flipside, Sammer's Kingdom, Outer Space, The Underwhere (Iggy Koops), Merlee's Mansion, The Bitlands, Land of the Crangons, and here. We hid them for their own protection, waiting for the day the heroes would arrive. Everything was going as planned...or so it seemed. But the wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control. It began with a very small incident... At that time, I was young and quite beautiful... It started the day I met two very fetching young men. And, you see, my life set sail toward a maelstrom of love. You see, I asked one out, but... However... It was...well, you know... Basically...it... And then, I said... And he said... And then... ....................................................................................................................................................................................................
They fall asleep.
Merlumina: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................ And THAT is why we hope the Purity Hart will have the power to defeat chaos. To save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Harts that form the Purity Heart!
Merlumina: And that is all I have to say on the matter. Were you listening carefully?
Larry Koopa: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
Merlumina: Excellent... I did tell the short version-
Larry Koopa: THAT WAS LIKE TEN HOURS LONG!
(In Flipside...)
;Iggy Kuppa;: I HAVE FINALLY EXTENDED THE SAMMA'S KINGDOM!
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Merlumina: -so I wasn't sure if you would fully understand. It is up to you to find the Pure Hearts, for they are our last and only hope. Go forth, hero, and save the worlds... We are all depending on you!
Merlumina gives Larry Koopa the Pure Heart.
Before disappearing, Merlumina had entrusted Larry Koopa to save every world. She had waited 1,500 years to deliver the message to the legendary hero. With the second Pure Heart in hand, they were in great spirits. But six Pure Hearts still remained to be found, and the journey had just begun. With a flutter, Tippi said, "I think we'd better return to Flipside..." The Thudley of every world's fate once again rested on Larry Koopa's shoulders..."
==Castle Blek- (DIMENTIO SCREAMS) WHAT WAS THAT!?==
The scene starts with FATGUY standing by Iggy Koopa, kneeling down
Luigi: Yeah, so... I guess the dumbo went ahead and stomped you and sent you back here?
FATGUY: Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!
Iggy Koopa: Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... So our hero is real... Yes... A force
 to be reckoned with...
He turns to Luigi.
Iggy Koopa: Luigi, the prophecy. Consult it and learn where the hero will go next... We will lay a devious trap for him and bring him to his very KNEES! IGGEH KOOPA!
Luiga: Yeah, um, I already sent Luiga to a site picked for that purpose...
FATGUY: BUT I WAS GONNA!!!
Dimentio: OOH, HOT LUIGA...
Iggy Koopa: This pleases Iggy. Excellent work, Luigi. I have granted Luiga powers potent enough to ensure that she will obliterate this hero. Yes, he will be helpless against her.
He spreads out his arms.
Iggy Koopa: I depart! Alert mwah when this "hero" is no more! BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!
Iggy: Or Lemmy can die!
He and the Ark Prognosticus disappear.
Luigi: Yeah, I'll fire off a memo on that...but for now, we have another item on the agenda... FATMAN, you got a sec?
Luigi: Yeah, so some minions in the Roy organization are still resisting assimilation? So I'm heading out to squash the resistance...and while I'm gone I want you to stay here. Yeah... You just sit tight and think about your recent job performance, 'K?
FATGUY looks annoyed, then Luigi leaves.
FATGUY: Aw... I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!
==Wendy Koopa's event==
Meanwhile, somewhere in the castle, Wendy koopa is shown lying on the ground unconscious. She wakes up
Wendie O Koopa: Nnnn... Hmm?
She gets up and looks around.
Wendie O Koopa: What? How did I end up napping here? Wait... Didn't that nasty Iggy Koopa try to make me marry...ROY?! And then Morton Koopa, he...
She notices Morton and Roy aren't here/
Wendie O Koopa: MOOOOORTON? ROOOOOOOOOY? ANYBODY THERE?
She looks around
Voice: Uh...no. You're the only one of the wedding party left standing, it looks like.
She notices a Hammer Bro and a Koopa Troopa.
Hammer Bro: So you finally woke up, huh, Wendie O?
Wendie O Koopa: Oh, you guys! Are you all right?
Koopa Troopa: Yeah, but who knows what happened. That was one CRAZY wedding! We can't even find His Groomness! You remember... Roy Koopa? Oh... And that guy with the brown hair... I think he had a green tux on or something? Yeah, erm...Morton Koopa, that's the guy. We dunno where
 he ended up either.
Hammer Bro: Thing is, most of us minions got all brainwashed by that Iggy guy's assistant. Yeah, everybody's half-nuts! It's not safe here! We've gotta clear this area, NOW!
He talks to the Koopa Troopa.
Hammer Bro: Private Koopa here will escort you, OK? You guys make a break for it.
Wendie O Koopa: But what about you?
Hammer Bro: What am I gonna do? I'll TELL you what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna go help my men! Roy Koopa would burn me to a crisp if I left 'em! Leave no Koopa behind! Good luck out there, Wendie O Koopa! HAIL ROY!
The Hammer Bro leaves.
Wendie O Koopa: Farewell...
Private Koopa: OK, lady, we've gotta EVAC this zone! Let's roll!
Peach follows the Koopa Troopa through a door to another room.
Voice: You. Give up. There is no hope for escape.
Wendy looks down.
Koopa Troopa #1: All hail the glorious count! Do not resist... Submit to his rule. You will love it.
Hammer Bro: What's this insubordiantion?! Johnson! I am your CAPTAIN! Drop and give me twenty!
Voice: Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna have to tell you that your orders mean
 nothing.
Luigi walks in.
Luigi: See, they've already sworn eternal allegiance to Iggy Koopa, 'K? And now you need to, so I'll just go ahead and pencil you in for a 10 o'clock brainwashing.
He gets his hammer ready
Hammer Bro: You just messed with the wrong Koopa! I serve Roy! You tell this "count"...
Luigi brainwashes him.
Hammer Bro: HYUUUUUURK!
Hammer Bro: HAIL Iggy Koopa!
Nastasia: Hm-mm-mm... Yeah, there, isn't that better? So listen, there are still a few problem minions that haven't sworn allegiance... You, be a lamb and round them up for me... 'K? Thanks.
Hammer Bro: YES, MA'AM!
The troops walk off, and Luigi does so as well.
Private Koopa: Oh, man, this is going downhill fast! Did you SEE that?! They even broke the captain!
Private Koopa: Look, lady, if they find us, it is GAME OVER! We've gotta clear this area, STAT!
Wendie O Koopa nods. She continues through a door on the left, then goes down the hall and enters another door. This leads to an outside area, and a dead end!
Private Koopa: No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dead end!
Wendie Koopa walks up a bit.
Wendie O Koopa: Well, staying here won't do us any good... Let's turn around and keep looking.
Voice: Oh, turn back? Yeah...no. Your friend there had it right. This is your dead end.
Luigi and some brainwashed troops are shown.
Wendie O Koopa: Wh-Who ARE you, anyway?!
The Private Koopa walks up to them.
Private Koopa: Find cover, lady! I'm trained to handle scum like this!
[Luigi]] brainwashes him!
Private Koopa: BYOOOOORT!
He gets sunglasses on.
Private Koopa: ALL HAIL Iggy Koopa!
Luigi: Wow, Princess, you sure are lucky. I thought the wedding explosion finished you... Yeah, but this is the end of the road...and your luck runs out...right here.
He walks up.
Luigi: It's time you came on over and got with the program... Come and serve the count!
Wendie O Koopa: Never!
Luigi: Yeah, that's great and all, but my hypno-powers kinda say otherwise. Just sit tight a sec, 'K? 'Cause I've just got to brainwash you real quick.
As Luigi goes to brainwash her, a box surrounds Wendy Koopa and she vanishes!
Luigi: What?! That wasn't on my schedule! Where'd she go? Well, that's really not a deal breaker... Our prophecy-fulfillment plan is running smoothly. We have no need for her. Yeah, and it doesn't matter where she runs, since all worlds are about to fall...
The screen fades out.
"I remember that day well... The room was warm. The whole place was at peace."
"Ugh... Uuugh..."
"You're awake at last?"
"Where...am I? Is this...a human's home?"
"Bleccch! Don't wiggle like that. I found you at the cliff base. You took quite
 a fall."
"You're a Koopa, correct? I don't...repulse you? I am of the Tribe of
 Darkness..."
"Why would that matter? Anyone with a heart would not ignore an injured soul!"
"That was the day our paths crossed... That day... That was the day our tragedy
 was set in motion."
==Flipside!==
The Koopalings and Tippi come out of the red door!
If you get a Pure Hart, you can choose to visit specific sections in each chapter.
Tippi: First, to ;Iggy Kuppa;'s place...
Larry Koopa nods. He heads down the elevator!
Voice: You return so soon?
;Iggy Kuppa; is shown standing by his house.
;Iggy Kuppa;
: I can see from your faces that it went well, indeed... Let's head back to my house so you can tell the details. Please, step right in.
He enters his house, and The Koopalings and Tippi follow him!
;Iggy Kuppa;
: So, how was it, dear friends? Did you find a Pure Heart?
Larry Koopa nods, then takes out the Pure Hart!
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Oh ho, such pure brilliance... This is a true piece of the one true impurity Heart!
He puts the heart back up.
Tippi: Yes, we met Merlumina... She gave it to us...
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Wh-What?! Lady Merlumina?! You were well met. She is an ancestor of mine. She was the one who wrote the Light Prognosticus to counteract the dark one... Merlumina and those who followed her built this town. They are why we are here.
Voice: M-M-M-MASTER MERLON! B-B-B-BAD NEWS!
A villager enters.
;Iggy Kuppa;
: What is it?! Get ahold of yourself, lad...
Villager: Y-Y'see... A girl fell outta the sky!
;Iggy Kuppa;
: What? A girl fell out of the sky? What in the worlds?
Villager: I dunno! Just, please! Get on the elevator and come up there to see her!
;Iggy Kuppa;
: So it shall be! And you, Larry, come along. We may need your presence as well!
The villager and Merlon exit the house to go see the girl! The Koopalings follow them up an elevator!
Villager: Um, yeah, so I was just looking up at the tower, and she fell outta nowhere!
The girl happens to be Wendy Koopa, who is unconscious.
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Hmmm... She does not look at all familiar to me... Who could this be?
Larry walks up to them, and he notices Wendy.
Tippi: What's the matter?
Larry Koopa: IT'S WENDIE O KOOPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ludwig von Koopa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thoreau: MY WIFE!!!
;Iggy Kuppa;
: WENDIE O KOOPA? So this is the princess that Iggy Koopa kidnapped?
Larry Koopa: yes!
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Well, the poor girl seems to have had a rough time, of that we can be sure. She doesn't appear to be conscious... And she is shivering uncontrollably... What could the problem be? Oh ho! I know! Larry Koopa, You must go to the chef named Iggy Koopa on the first floor of Flipside.
;Iggy Kuppa;
: I am sure she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl... Once she revives, we will be able to ask Princess Peach exactly what happened. Now, off with you! Find Iggy Koopa the chef on the first floor!
Larry Koopa nods. He goes to the first floor and enters the kitchen, then speaks with Iggy Koopa...
Iggy Koopa: Welcome to Sweet Smiles! Ooh, sugar, our dishes will turn that little frown right upside down!
Ludwig von Koopa: A-
Thoreau: MY WIFE IS OUT COLD!
Iggy Koopa: What? Your wife is out cold? Oh, mercy, Thoreau!!!
Iggy Koopa: Well, listen here, sugar... She sounds like she needs some Spicy Soup! All I need is a Fire Burst to make a pot of soup that'll warm her up in a iffy koopa! Some stores sell Fire Bursts, so just check the shelves wherever you like to shop. You bring me one, sugar, and I'll make you some tasty Spicy Soup!
Larry Koopa goes to the item shop to buy a Fire Burst, then he takes it to Iggy Koopa.
Iggy Koopa: Ooh, now THERE'S the Fire Burst I need! Now let's just get started on making that Spicy Soup! Hand me that Fire Burst...
He gives her the Fire Burst.
Iggy Koopa: So, sugar, you want me to create a dish for you with a Fire Burst?
Larry Koopa: YES!
Iggy Koopa: One Spicy Soup, coming right up, sugar!
Later...
Iggy Koopa: Sorry about the wait, sugar...but it turned out just right!
She gives Larry the Spicy Soup!
Iggy Koopa: This ought to wake that sleeping beauty of yours, sugar! Get it to her just as quick as you can!
Ludwig von Koopa goes back to the unconscious Wendy Koopa, then gives her the soup!
Princess Peach: Ugggghhh...
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Oh ho... It seems to have worked.
: 
She wakes up and gets up, then yawns
Wendy Koopa: Mmmm... I feel like I just ate the most delicious thing... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in ages...
Larry Koopa responds, then Wendy becomes aware and notices Larry Koopa!
Wendy Koopa: Oh! Ludwig?! You're OK?!
She looks around.
Wendy Koopa: But where exactly are we?
Tippi: This is Flipside...
She looks around some more.
Wendy Koopa: Umm...OK. And who are you?
;Iggy Kuppa;
: My dear, I am called Iggy! And that is what is known as a Pixl. Her name is Tippi. Come, let us adjourn to my house. I would be grateful if you would tell us more there!
Later, inside Iggy's house...
Wendy Koopa: ...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, you, and Tippi.
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Well, my dear... That is most assuredly a tale of woe and troubles.
Wendy Koopa: Oh, Larry Koopa... What do you suppose happened to Morton and Roy?
Ludwig von Koopa: Sister, no.
Thoreau: Wife, who are those two? I only know four of your siblings. Ludwig von Koopa, Larry Koopa, Iggy Koopa, and Lemmy Koopa!
Wendy Koopa: Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know. I just hope they're safe...
Larry Koopa: hmm!
Tippi: Iggy... What should we do next?
Iggy: "And one Pure Hart shall lead the way to the next..." So it is written. There are still more Hart Pillars to be found in Flipside, young ones. When you find the next Hart Pillar, you must set a Pure Heart in it. And when you do so, a door to the world containing the next Pure Hart will appear.
They nod.
Iggy: And...my intuition tells me the next door may lead you to the mysterious ;Izzy Koopa;!
Iggy: Like Beethoven and I, ;Izzy Koopa; is one of the Ancients... We are like long-lost cousins. Yes... I have heard that ;Izzy; has guarded an ancient and secret treasure. If my instincts are correct, it may be the next Pure Hart we seek. I must tell you, the MIGHT Prognosticus also speaks of her magical powers!
Larry Koopa: IT'S THE LIGG-
Wendy Koopa: So... We just need to find this Izzy Koopa, is that it?
;Iggy Kuppa;
: Oh ho, are you going as well? You should not tax yourself. You've only just recovered...and...it may be dangerous!
Wendy Koopa: Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off to save the worlds, now, can I? After all, The Void that is spreading in the sky is my fault. Mine and Roy's...
She turns to Larry, and he shakes his head. She turns back to ;Iggy Kuppa;
Princess Peach: So I'm going, and that's final! I've made my decision.
Wendy Koopa has joined your party! Now you can control not just Larry Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa, and Lemmy Koopa, but Wendy Koopa', as well!
Tippi: I guess we need to find that next Broken Hart Pillar...
Iggy: Hmmmmm... This princess is headstrong, to be sure. How very refreshing!
He walks up to Wendy.
;Iggy Kuppa;
: I insist you take this.
He gives her an Old Key!
Iggy: There are secrets in this town that even I do not know... This may be one of the keys to uncovering them. Quite literally, in fact. Please, use this key wherever it fits here in town. My intuition tells me you should be able to use it very near my house...
He walks back.
Iggy: I will continue to read the MIGHT Prognosticus and look for any clues that may help. I am sure that musty old tome still has much to teach us. Yes, very much indeed. Now, Koopalings, Wendy Koopa... Do all you can to stop the count's evil plans!
Wendy Koopa: Let's go, Koopalings! Come on, Tippi! (winks at Thoreau)
Thoreau: Aww...
Ludwig von Koopa nods, then they exit Iggy's house!
When playing as Wendie O Koopa, you can use her umbrella in a few ways. Press and hold 2 while jumping to float slowly down. In addition, press the D-Pad down to use your umbrella to guard against enemy attacks. When you want to change your character, choose him or her on the menu screen!
Mario looks for a place to use the Old Key, and finds a gate to use it on in the 3D dimension. He eventually finds his way around to a Heart Pillar, then inserts the Pure Hart into it. This reveals an orange door on the tower of Flipside, then The Koopalings enter it!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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