Sewer Goblin (species)

Goblis seuwarres (commonly known as the sewer goblin) is a common type of goblin often found in the sewers of major cities such as Milwaukee or Ohio.
== Origin ==
Sewer goblins come from 3 hierarchies of goblin subspecies which also include Water Goblins and Cave Goblins. A majority of goblins migrated to the sewers, considering it's drab environment and distinct fecal smell to be most suitable for population growth. 
== Traits ==
Sewer goblins are a bright lime-green colour to help them blend in with the chemical waste in the sewer. Their bodies resemble big heads with tiny legs attached and no arms. Their defining facial characteristics are their big noses, tiny eyes on the top of their heads, and a prominent underbite. They've developed a NY accent after picking up the frequencies of the people on the surface. They are currently the only species of goblin to speak English. They smell like coprolite.
== Trivia ==
* They have developed the most advanced society using modern technology, but at the same time they have the lowest IQ of the goblin subspecies.
* They are the first goblin species to create a long-running sitcom.
*They are often caught eating glue.
*They often show up uninvited to events for no reason.
*If you kill one, it drops $5 and a gum.
Category:Goblins
Category:Sewer creatures
Category:Characters
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