Recurring Bits

=== Nicknames ===
The co-hosts would open each episode with a list of nicknames given to them or by themselves. Notable examples included:
==== Kevin Scampoli ====
* Kelvin Scarpelli
* Thuhone
* The Guy You Fucked
* The Guy You Fucked Over
* Gay-Boy
* A-Boy
* Wesley Lauren
* The Sun
* KevBCul
* White Sex
* El Terrible
==== Danny Richardson ====
* Prime Time
* The Green Ranger
* Hole in one Barry Darsow
* Kurt Angle's Son
* The Man of 1,000 Twitters
* Banging Coltons sister
* The Reason Children Kill Themselves
==== Ryan Van Vleet ====
* The Algorithm
* Milkbags