Music

Music from warioware adventures episodes
== plot ==
it’s song time! Hear wario’s pals Sing their songs to impress the viewers
== Song list ==
Mona - fast food song
Jimmy t - happy
dribble and spitz - driving in my taxi (parody of driving in my car)
kat and ana - trouble
ashley and red - i’m A marionette 
dr crygor and mike - Monster mash
penny crygor - Saturday night
young cricket and master mantis - Kung fu fighting 
orbulon - blue
9 volt and 18 volt - move your feet
== Transcript ==
wario: ok my pals, ya ready?
mona: we are!
wario: ok, let’s do this!
(black screen)
== Mona ==
mona: Can I take your order please?
Let's eat to the beat
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around
I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)
Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home
Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Would you like that to go?
Any sauces?
You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)
Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza Hut
(black screen)
wario: well done! Jimmy t, your up next!
== Jimmy T ==
Jimmy t: It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way
Huh, because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Here come bad news, talking this and that
(Yeah) Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back 
(Yeah) Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine 
(Yeah) No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Hey, come on, uh
Bring me down, can't nuthin' (happy)
Bring me down
My level is too high to bring me down (happy)
Can't nuthin', bring me down (happy)
I said, let me tell you now, unh (happy)
Bring me down, can't nuthin', bring me down (happy, happy, happy)
My level is too high to bring me down (happy, happy, happy)
Can't nuthin' bring me down (happy, happy, happy)
I said
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Come on, unh bring me down can't nuthin' (happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down my level is too high (happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down can't nuthin' (happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down, I said
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, eh eh eh 
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, eh hey
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do, heh come on
(song ends)
wario: kids, you danced with Jimmy t during the song, now let’s go to, dribble and spitz. Is your engine ready?
dribble and spitz: yes wario
wario: then here they are!
== Dribble and spitz ==
dribble and spitz: We've been driving in our taxi, it's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil
It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne
It says Morris on the door, the G.P.O. owned it before
I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob
But I don't really care, give me some gas and the open air
It's a bit old but it's mine, I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha
We’ve been driving in our taxi, it don't look much but I've been far
We drive up to Muswell Hill, we’ve even been to Selsey Bill
Dribble: we drove along the A45
spitz: We had her up to 58
dribble and spitz: This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could I say
Spitz: The tyres were a little worn, they were O.K., I could have sworn
Dribble: We like driving in Our car, I'm satisfied I've got this far
We like driving in our taxi, it don't look much but Iwe’ve been far
We like driving in our taxi, even with a flat tyre
We like driving in our taxi, it's not quite a Jaguar
We like driving in Our taxi we’re satisfied we’ve got this far
wario: bravo! Kat and ana, your on!
kat: let’s do this song!
ana: you got it sis!
== Kat and ana ==
kat and ana: Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble
(Yeah, Yeah!)
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
Kat: We've Been Out All Night And We Haven't Been Home,
We're Walkin' Through The Back Streets ...All Alone!
The Party Was Great, Yeah We Were Really thrilled!
And When We Get In We're Gonna Get Killed!
Kat and ana: Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble
(Yeah, Yeah!)
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
Ana: We Couldn't Get A Cab, 'Cause We Ain't Got No Money!
We Missed The Last Train But We Thought. (Don't Worry!)
We'd Get The Night Bus But The Night Bus Never Came!
We're Eight Miles From Home And It Started To...
Kat and ana: Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's
Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble! (Yeah Yeah!)
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble,
Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!
Yeah Yeah, (Yeah!) Trouble...
We Tried To Steal A Car But We Soon Realized,
We Got Down The Road, None Of Us Could Drive!
Police Car Came Along And They Took Us For A Ride,
And When We Get Home
We're Gonna Get
Gonna Get,
Gonna Get Fried!
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble
(Yeah, Yeah!)
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, (trouble, trouble.)
(Yeah Yeah!)
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble...
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's
Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble! (Yeah Yeah!)
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble
(Yeah, Yeah!)
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble
(Yeah, Yeah!)
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
wario: good job girls, Ashley, red, sing abba’s i’m A marionette 
ashley: ok red! Let’s do this!
red: here we go! 1, 2, 3, 4!
== Ashley and Red ==
ashley and red: "You're so free, " that's what everybody's telling me
Yet I feel I'm like an outward-bound, pushed around, refugee
Something's wrong, got a feeling that I don't belong
As if I have come from outer space, out of place, like King Kong
I'm a marionette, just a marionette, pull the string
I'm a marionette, everybody's pet, just as long as I sing
I'm a marionette, see my pirouette, round and round
I'm a marionette, I'm a marionette, just a silly old clown
Like a doll, like a puppet with no will at all
And somebody taught me how to talk, how to walk, how to fall
Can't complain, I've got no one but myself to blame
Something's happening, I can't control, lost my hold, is it safe?
I'm a marionette, just a marionette, pull the string
I'm a marionette, everybody's pet, just as long as I sing
I'm a marionette, see my pirouette, round and round
I'm a marionette, I'm a marionette, just a silly old clown
"Look this way, just a little smile, " is what they say
"You look better on the photograph if you laugh, that's okay"
I'm a marionette, just a marionette, pull the string
I'm a marionette, everybody's pet, just as long as I sing
I'm a marionette, see my pirouette, round and round
I'm a marionette, I'm a marionette, just a silly old clown
"You're so free, " that's what everybody's telling me
Yet I feel I'm like an outward-bound, pushed around, refugee
wario: (laughs) that ABBA song, made everyone laugh!
lulu: wario, why are you laughing, we’re in the next song!
wario: oops! 
Lulu: dr crygor is singing monster mash, with mike as backup
wario: backup? 
== Dr crygor and Mike ==
Dr crygor: I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
Mike: He did the mash
Dr crygor: He did the monster mash
Mike: The monster mash
Dr crygor: It was a graveyard smash
Mike: He did the mash
Dr crygor: It caught on in a flash
Mike: He did the mash
Dr crygor: He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Mike: They did the mash
Dr crygor: They did the monster mash
Mike: The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
Mike: They did the mash
Dr crygor: It caught on in a flash
Mike: They did the mash
Dr crygor: They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
Mike: They played the mash
Dr crygor: They played the monster mash
Mike: The monster mash
Dr crygor: It was a graveyard smash
Mike: They played the mash
Dr crygor: It caught on in a flash
Mike: They played the mash
Dr crygor: They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
Mike: It's now the mash
Dr crygor: It's now the monster mash
Mike: The monster mash
Dr crygor: And it's a graveyard smash
Mike: It's now the mash
Dr crygor: It's caught on in a flash
Mike: It's now the mash
Dr crygor: It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Mike: Then you can mash
Dr crygor: Then you can monster mash
Mike: The monster mash
Dr crygor: And do my graveyard smash
Mike: Then you can mash
Dr crygor: You'll catch on in a flash
Mike: Then you can mash
Dr crygor: Then you can monster mash
wario: so scary right?
lulu: yay! Now i can go to the toilet!
wario: don’t go to the toilet! Penny crygor is next!
== Penny ==
penny: Dee dee na na na
Saturday night, I feel the air is getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine, you know I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not one minute we can lose
Be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na
Be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na
Pretty baby
Saturday night, I feel the air is getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine, you know I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not one minute we can lose
Be my baby
Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not one minute we can lose
Be my baby
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday (Da ba da dan dee dee dee) 
Saturday (da nee na na na)
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday (Da ba da dan dee dee dee) 
Saturday (da nee na na na)
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday 
Saturday (Oh yeah hey)
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday (it's party time, yeah)
Saturday (it's party time, oh)
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday (it's party time, yeah)
Saturday (it's party time, oh)
Saturday night
Saturday night
Dee dee na na na
Wario: (laughs) that was a pop song! Young cricket and master mantis, your on!
== Young Cricket and Master mantis ==
young cricket: Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhh Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast
as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they
fought with expert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were trapping bend up, they were trapping bend
down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their
part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin'
from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast
as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they
fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Jim and little Sammy John He
said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
He took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with
the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a
brandnew trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast
as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did
it with expert timing
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast
as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure
you have expert timing
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...
wario: ok, speaking of that, orbulon is next, And he is singing to a woman from mega party games, over to you!
== Orbulon ==
orbulon: Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa 
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
wario: (laughs) those da ba dees, made me laugh! Anyways, 9 volt and 18 volt, take the maestro!
== 9 Volt And 18 Volt ==
18 volt: (spoken) Are you there, 9 volt?
9 volt: (spoken) I am here, 18 volt!
Both: Let's Go! 
9 Volt: Can't stop, can't stop the feet Won't stop, won't stop the beat and go Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh, yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah
18 Volt: Don't, don't, don't, don't stop the beat I can't, can't, can't, can't control my feet P P P people in the street C'mon everybody and move your feet Don't stop (don't stop) don't stop the beat I can't stop (can't stop) can't stop the beat I won't stop (won't stop) won't stop the beat, go Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh, yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah We're going downtown, oh yeah
Both: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing my song And you, you, you, you, you sing along Just put, put, put, put my record on And all of your troubles are dead and gone Don't stop (don't stop) don't stop the beat I can't stop (can't stop) can't stop the beat I won't stop (won't stop) won't stop the beat, go Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh, yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Don't stop (don't stop) don't stop the beat I can't stop (can't stop) can't stop the beat I won't stop (won't stop) won't stop the beat, go Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh Everybody, move your feet and feel united Oh oh oh Yeah!
wario: that’s awesome! Very awesome!