A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed

A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed is a song by TISM, from their album www.tism.wanker.com, released 2nd June 1998 by Shock Records and genre b.goode. 
The song's anarchic teen house party themes were later explored further in TISM's rock opera "2Pot Screama" on the special edition of De Rigeurmortis in 2001. 
==Lyrics== 
:(a woman swearing in an Asian language)
:(Jock Cheese joins in, also in Asian language)
:The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID!
:My folks are away, they've left only me!
:The whole suburb knows, no need to call up!
:It's my place tonight! Teenage pissup!
:Most of the girls will chuck before 8!
:Two Bundy and Cokes is all they can take!
:There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim
:Who's doin' who?
:Some bloke will get angry, his girlfriend's been nicked!
:And take a swing at the guy who looked at his kick
:The girls will start screaming "You two, break it up"!
:It's on at my place
:Teenage pissup!
:It's my place tonight!
:Binge, binge, binge, binge drinkin', drinkin', drinkin', drinkin'
:It's my place tonight!
:Binge, binge, binge, binge drinkin', drinkin', drinkin', drinkin'
:It's my place
:Go, boy! Pass the pump!
:It's my place tonight!
:Binge, binge, binge, binge drinkin', drinkin', drinkin', drinkin'
:(Jock Cheese swearing in an Asian language)
:The party will break up when I call the cops
:Or my parents come home and everything stops!
:Every CD's destroyed, mainly my dad’s!
:There’ll be binge drinking, just like on the ads!
:Years later we'll look back and think of the time
:When we thought havin' fun meant all gettin' blind!
:And when we're away, our teenage children play up!
:It's my place for a teenage pissup!
:It's my place tonight!
:Drink beer quickly to be a real hero
:It's my place tonight!
:Don't deny, that's why they make Sub Zero
:It's my place
:Go, boy! Pass the pump!
:It's my place tonight!
:Don't have to go to a psychologist
:My reason for drinkin' is I wanna get pissed.
:(Jock Cheese commenting on the song and his swearing, in an Asian language)
==See also==
*"2Pot Screama"
==External links and references==
*The TISM Wiki at archive.org
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