Maxwellness

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== What is Maxwellness? ==
Maxwellness is a mental health group created by Mars, Vasilla and Walick. These three were friends of Maxwell prior to his suicide in 2009. They saw him as a great person, and seeing him commit suicide set off something in their brains that made them want to change that. They would found an organization in their community called Maxwellness, and would run several businesses accompanied by this brand. They began with lemonade stands, and handing out laminated cards on the side of their cups telling people that they are loved, among other things.
== History of Maxwellness ==
Maxwellness as a group today is doing very well and has left an impact on millions of lives on Flerth. Their most notable success was when they talked to Bingus himself over their hotline number and prevented him from committing suicide after the Bingus diss track was released from Big Floppa. Big Floppa’s words hurt Bingus so bad he was considering suicide, but then he called Maxwellness and in his words: “They showed me the love that people had for me I had never felt before. I thought I was hated but I was ignoring everyone around me, I came up with the thoughts myself with the paranoia of being hated.” After Bingus expressed this love for Maxwellness the amount of calls would skyrocket, to the point where Maxwellness went into economical deficit for a while because they were hiring so many phone operators and phones.
=== Rise ===
The rise of Maxwellness, as previously mentioned, began when Vasilla started a lemonade stand outside her house and would gather Mars and Walick to work on the design and branding. Mars would laminate and make cards that he would tape onto the cups that they handed out their lemonade in. Walick would set up posters that were expertly designed because of his psychology degree, expressing the love all three of them had for Maxwell before he died. Afterwards, Vasilla opened the lemonade stand and they began selling lemonade. And after that, they saved their money to buy a grill, which they would establish a small cart where they would sell popsicles and lemonade at the same time. These popsicles came in boxes that carried the same card on their lemonade cups. Because of this popularity of the cart, all three of them were given business scholarships that they would spend on buying a brand, copyright, employees, and better equipment. This brand would very quickly skyrocket afterwards, beginning at one location and expanding to two, three, four and five in the county they worked at. Maxwellness group became a household name within the course of two years and was regarded as one of the fastest successes in history. By 2011 their available capital was approximately 280,000 dollars. They bought food trucks and became a multi-business brand in 2013. This only increased their income, and their capital was in the millions in 2015. The acceleration of the company was increasing as sales increased, which was terrifying for any competitors.
=== Present ===
Today, Maxwellness is almost a super-company, having at least one business in every aisle you can walk. Products of Maxwellness all have the same card telling people to be mindful that they are loved and that their lives mean a lot to everyone, including Maxwellness. Suicide rates in adults have dropped by 42% from 2010 to 2023. Although Maxwellness is struggling to connect to children. The three CEOs of Maxwellness have put their old lives behind and in all functionality, have almost forgotten about Maxwell, the person who started the company. This is both as bad and poetic as it sounds. Maxwell forsook his life and gave life to a company that would eventually forget his own existed. It’s a shame that such a thing could happen to Maxwell’s lineage, but this is merely a conspiracy made up by others. Do the CEOs really care? We may never know.
=== Conspiracies ===
Maxwellness is such a good group that many people have thought that it is too good to be true. This may be just conspiracies, but are they true? Various people across the globe have assumed that Maxwellness is actually a front for something worse. When some people may praise Maxwellness for being an Anti-Suicide organization the darker groups of people in the world try to figure out what their actual plan is. Walick has been the center of attention for conspiracies for the last decade, and has been considered to be the mastermind, or shadow-founder of the company. Vasilla has aggressively stated she is the founder and that Walick has nothing to do with the founding of Maxwellness. She even said that previous quotes from her were falsified and are not true.
=== Construction of the Maxwellness Centers ===
Maxwellness was very ambitious with their construction projects. Using money from donations they would hire construction crews across the entire United Flops of America to build “Maxwellness Centers”, places ran by volunteers and sub-bosses of Maxwellness. The first Maxwellness Center, constructed in Floptah, east of Nevada, intentionally constructed to have balcony views over the grand canyon to remind people of just how great life is. This Maxwellness center was ran by no other than Mars, one of the CEOs that made Maxwellness possible. It was confirmed that during the construction of this facility, Mars forged several papers and construction permits to build on the national park. This also included structural stability checks, which would lead to a disaster on October 23rd 2028.
==== Floptah Maxwellness Center ====
The center constructed in the grand canyon was one of the most ambitious of them all. It was constructed into the side of the grand canyon when a mining operation left a large crevice in the wall. Because of this they dug out a cave system that would have many different rooms and an entrance on the surface, while the main room had balconies overlooking the grand canyon. It was a marvel of architectural talent and was beautiful to look at. The building itself cost over five hundred million flops, as the mining equipment to connect the building to the surface was rented for absurd prices, while the construction pieces had to be transported so far into the national park without the use of vehicles the medical fees that were assured to the transportation workers cost a fortune. Many of these were caused by animal attacks or slip & falls. When the building was finally done being constructed, it opened for business. They would end up getting people from all over the world coming to see the beauty of the Maxwellness Center, and the foreman of the operation was even awarded a sum of money for his outstanding job at making the building “very well stable.” It was a grand success, people across the globe who came to have their ailments cured would take therapy sessions, stay at or live in the center, whilst getting to see a wonderful view of the canyon. It was a sight to behold.
==== The Disaster ====
Maxwellness had several permits to build on the national park, and because of these permits, never had their building checked for structural stability by anyone who knew what they were doing. When architects focused on the look of the building rather than its stability it would be no question that it was going to cause some trouble. People at the Maxwellness Center reported on several occasions that dust or something like that had been falling off the ceiling. What they did not know, was that this was the concrete that supported the building being crushed under the weight of a rock that had fallen loose during the winter time when the water inside froze and expanded. Soon, rebar was beginning to be exposed on the ceiling. This was unbelievably dangerous, but the Maxwellness security said that it would be fine, and to return to your rooms. This all came to a head around 1am when everyone in the center was awoke by a loud crash. The rock that had been crushing the building had broken past the rebar and concrete, and smashed through the floor, straight into a cable which alleviated stress from the overhanging balconies. The destroyed floor separated the building from it’s main support, the cave floor. And it began to tilt over the grand canyon. At the time there were at least two-hundred people being actively treated in the Maxwellness Center. Including Mars, the CEO who ran the building. The building had tilted so far that furniture was beginning to tumble over towards the balconies. This frightened individuals inside, and they rushed to the exit, which was now blocked by the same boulder that caused this in the first place. Panic followed, and a mass stampede hit itself against the rock several times trying to move it. Because of this rapid moving back and forth of the boulder lodged in the floor, the cable that held the building up completely snapped, and it would whip across the boulder as the wench rapidly contracted. The boulder was launched up onto the floor from the intense movement and caused it to roll out into the main lobby and off the balcony, punching a massive hole in the wall that made the roof sag. Six cats were crushed by the boulder. Because of the immense weight, it launched the building forwards and it inched towards falling into the canyon. The many mentally ill patients inside, most with depression, began to jump off the building before it had even fell. Over 50 cats dove off the balconies into the grand canyon below, piling onto each other and turning that section of the grand canyon into a mass grave. Any remaining Maxwellness security ordered the people inside to stay calm and to push themselves as far up as possible to tilt the building back and make it possible to leave. Because that the boulder had now fallen down into the canyon, the exit was open. But the tilting building made it into a small hole that would be risky to get through. Security informed the people inside to not try to escape through the gap, but several binguses in the center disobeyed that and would leap towards the exit. A few landed on the edge, and tried to climb down to the tunnel leading to the exit. But the change in weight on the building made it launch upwards, and they were crushed inbetween the top of the doorway and the floor. Both died almost instantly, and more weight being reduced from the building caused it to tilt further. Mars, who was still hiding in his office, began to get worried. The sporadic behavior that the authorities now had caused another mass stampede that would clash up against the walls in waves. Eventually, the mass stampede had done enough that sealed their fate. The rear roof collapsed, and the building tilted to a 77˚ angle. Those who didn’t slide straight off the holes and balconies were trapped on the bottom, and their weight caused the entire building to slide off. The once magnificent architecture plummeted to the earth, crashing in the grand canyon and created a large cloud of dust launched up that would block the view for several minutes. When firefighters and disaster rescue teams arrived, zero survivors were found. Mars, the CEO, was found dead in his office. His body was crushed by the impact, and he was mangled by the indoor furniture afterwards. The October 23rd disaster was the largest disaster to happen ever since [Removed]. 
===== Aftermath =====
In the aftermath of the disaster the Maxwellness CEOS joined the world in mourning as they had lost a friend of their own that day, Mars. Mars was the heart of the company, as Vasilla said. She explained that he was behind all of the branding and marketing, and without him the company wouldn’t be close to as successful as it was today. Vasilla quickly stopped talking about Mars as much as it hurt her soul it would make it seem insensitive and uncaring of the others who died. She explained that compensation will be available to anyone who lost a loved one in the disaster, and they said that they will not stop until all bodies are recovered. This promise did turn true, but the only body they could not recover was of Mezzy Floppa, who was later found in a mental institution.
=== Golden Age (2095-4200) ===
The self-proclaimed Golden Age of Maxwellness was after the day that the last surviving CEO Vasilla had died, in 2095. She was aged 94 when she died, and would leave the company to the highest shareholder. Afterwards, a man who claimed to be the child of Vasilla and Walick sued Maxwellness, but it was privately offered and he was given position as the advisor of the company. Afterwards, Maxwellness began to develop it’s own medical products. Some of these products were controversial, while others were regarded as super-medicine that made you live longer. This was somewhat true, but in the end would not be nearly as high praise as they said it would be. After the introduction of these medical products the fertility of those taking it dropped by 33%, which was concerning but most did not be bothered, as many claimed that they never intended on having children in the first place. Maxwellness began to mass produce these products under a new version that was meant to prevent the fertility damage that was caused by the medicine prior. And they were correct, but then the people who were taking the medicine claimed that they were getting sick too often, so that the medicine turned into a medicine pack, which came with two different pills to be taken together. By the year 2250 every single customer of Maxwellness was on at least seven pills that they would have to take. The age of the people who took these plans increased by 11%, most now living to their 130s. While Cinguses who took the medicine were still alive at the time. In 2388 Maxwellness introduced a vaccine for a disease that was sweeping across the world “by storm”. The melting of icecaps released several ancient pathogens into the air that had infected Flopadians in Nunavut, and spread into the United Flops of America in 2385. They claimed that the pathogen was harmless, but could mutate into something worse in the future. The vaccine was never signed off on by the CEO at the time, but soon after he had committed suicide by jumping off his balcony late at night. The advisor that had been running the company for ages died as well, leaving the company without a CEO and ran by shareholders for a while. Shareholders reinstated the vaccine, and it was released, which purged this pathogen from the bodies of everyone. Maxwellness had become a world supercorporation because of this, and they had bought out several different medical firms, building private hospitals as well. Maxwellness centers became skyscrapers that treated thousands at a time and over the counter drugs became more limited, which they claimed was to prevent the overuse of their products.
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