Mixels (unknown 2012 pilot)

So you’ve heard of that show Mixels, right? The series revolved around these colorful and creative creatures known as Mixels, who share the show tittle, they mainly separate and different as each tribe and mixels having a different color scheme. They could also mix and combine with one another with an special colorful ores named as Cubits, with that ore, they can Mix (combining two Mixels), Max (combining all three Mixels of the same tribe), and Murp (when a mix goes horribly wrong). 
Originally, the show itself was gonna be intended for more mature audiences, and there’s a secret pilot episode of this show you probably never knew existed! Listen to the tale I’m gonna tell you.
I was playing MM11 on my Nintendo switch when a soilder dropped a package at my door.
I found it and it was a laserdisc thing that said “MIXELS 2012” written in blood red paint.
I decided to put it in my DVD player.
it had a warning which was a black screen with blue text that said “18+ NFSWOL“.
strangely, the menu was spongebob rule 34 for some reason.
The intro started, but everyone went fuckin’ gangsta rapper mode also there was a rap version of the theme that had a lot of swears. Also flain didn't smile at me. He was angry and shot the camera. 
There was a title card, and it read “PREPARETODIE'S STRIP ” and it had a black screen with a plushie of lemon demon. 
the episode started with what looked like footi, except his eyes were pitch blue, and his spikes were covered in acid. He said “you won’t escape this until spongebob comes. Shithead!!!!” I swear, I saw flurr swearing for a split minute. He said “FUCK SHIT BITCH CUM”. Like he was AVGN. Also he was taking of his clothes. 
And then scorpi appeared, facing away from the screen. He was masturbaiting. 
When he turned around... he had a drunk ass face. Also. He was smoking cigarettes. 
Then, something that looked like jawg popped out and blew him up. 
The scene changed. We see lunk and kraw. They were saying stuff until kraw ripped off lunk’s penis as he screamed and kraw said “LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S NOT HAVING FUCKING KIDS!” As lunk cried rainbow blood. 
Lunk then farted on failr who looked like spongebob. The a spongebob say die in romanch. 
we see the infernites. Their fires weren’t there for some reason. 
Also volk was drunk like scropi. And he was dressed as a viking. He said "im a fucking viking fire from the theme song." 
all the rest of the Mixels that weren’t there came out and blew up everything. 
After that. Karnov killed the infernites. Karnov said "DIE DICKHEADS!!!!!!" 
It had cable interference and it cut to peppermint having enough and went on a killing spree.
First was twin. She blew him up with a Swedish bÖmb. Then William came saying " that was 20 minutes." She then kills him too.
It cuts to evil robot boy meting the priceable why is normal robotboy. They where having a impershoin party. Robotboy was the terminator and evil robotboy was Pearl from spongebob.
Peppermint comes and killed them. It cuts to Benny. He was CRAZY . Peppermint confused him and his horns kill him
it cuts to the recolor of neon who started with a S. She was exercising. The peppermint froze her and she cracked.
It cuts to the krusty krab. Spongebob was doing the sponge. Then peppermint does the spongebob without any flaw.
SpongeBob gets jealous and shots himself. Then stuff happened. First was flash man from MM2. He flashing his junk.
next. Moby gets zapped and magolor goes to a bucket of acid. Stong bad punches himself. Hewkii the tisc boi watch characters best to worst list.
THE FUCKING UPBEAT MONSTERS CAME AND BLEW UP EVERYTHING.
AND THEN PATRICK ATE TRUSSROOM. SO SOMEONE MUST HAVE SURVIVED. HE THEN SAID "THAT CHUM WAS FUM." THEN HE JUMPED FOR JOY BEFORE DR. ROBOTNIK STOMPED ON HIM.
XIIBUSS GOT SHOOP DA WHOOPED BY CLONEL BLEEP.
the other upbeat monsters resisted defeat like the dirtbags that they were began fighting back.
GIGAVOLT MAN O WAR GOT KILLED BY THE CUNTYBALLS.
AND TRUCUSS GOT INSIDE A ARCADE GAME BY TEN FROM NUMBERBLOCKS. 
then everything was completely destroyed and vocodexx appeared and put a red and purple flag on the wreckage. Baldi came and littly sacred him to death. Also baldi had the greenlandic flag. Karen from spongebob appeared and tried to knock him out of the way but she was killed easily and bazzurd went down a manhole like super Mario going down a pipe. Speaking of witch Mario blew up red from godzilla nes creepypasta. Then acid man ate his remains. 
what did this have to do with mixels?
I saw all the Mixels laughing for no reason until they exploded.
Then gart used it to make more flames. He then died.
the only chreters left where dash man from MMOP and planton. Dash man said a monthy python refence and planton got squished.
When dash man went to prison. He saw everyone still alive. Dash man shot himself. Then a riot started.
silver surfer was hitting hornet man from MM9. Then hornet man upgraded and killed him. Then hornet man ate the peas from toy story 3.
then the series 4-9 Mixels come out of nowhere.
Then angels came with holy light but snoof killed them easily by using bug spray.
The series 4-9 mixels break out of the prison, maxed and began to raise hell. 
Then DR. FUCKING ROBOTNIK, AGAIN, killed them by his robots. 
He then ordered his robots to break everyone out of prison, and so they did. 
Nyan cat then appeared and revived the series 4-9 Mixels and all of them continued causing havoc. Nyan cat started flying around like an idiot and gunning everyone down. Woody from toy story turns him to a tosted pop tart and said “looks like Ü got toasted.” then fire man from MM1 burns him. 
Then Stanley came with Spongebob. Gigabolt man o war blew him up with a C4. Stanley accidentally kills gigabolt man o war and drinks mountain dew.
It cuts to mr.krabs and lumpy who is from HTF. Mr.krabs kills lumpy and he starts speaking in reverse.
It then cuts to dora throwing broth at twenty bird lumpy. Then rocky kills elmo. The prison burns.
It then cuts to hot mama from yo mama. He burns. And the protagonist from Fuzz power from that shitty game called action 52 dies.
Then jet man from MMU explodes then it says in greenlandic that Stanley S. SquarePants is the winner.
And everything was just wreckage and vocodexx appeared again and put a red and purple flag on it like he did before. Then what looked like the kkk killed him. This time with a USSR flag. Teslo appeared and ate the KKK. Then shitty rock music started playing. 
Suddenly king nixel appeared, bitch slapped teslo out of the way, grabbed a bluish-green lightsaber and sliced teslo in half. “FUCK Ü, MIXELS!” He said.
Then dark cloak but he looked sick and had a green cloak tried to shoot him but failed. Nuke man from that Friday night funkin said:
"This parter is shit." And we see a scene a bandnit from yoshi but he looked like a Swiss solder and had a red cloak and called turd man getting killed by Captain underpants and buzz lightyear.
Then it shows peppermint in a dark room with the dead bodies of all the mixels from series 1-3. She said "Are Ü fucking kidding me" and the background Mixels blow up everything.
It ended.
i put it on a Mixels wiki forum and sold the dvd online. 
All I have to say is do not watch this DVD.
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