Search Party

Search Party is the thirty-third episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on February 10, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
Matchy: So we need to find out who he's working for. And I think I have an idea on how to do that.
Crazy: How?
Matchy: We search everywhere.
Purple: Matchy that's a terrible idea. We could get lost!
Matchy: Then let’s split up. Purple, go west. Crazy, go east. Squidnerd, go south. Polar, go north. And me? Uhh… I didn't exactly think this through.
Polar: I could tell.
Matchy: If any of you guys find anything, you are to report it back here, okay?
Everyone: Okay.
Matchy: Good. Now let's get searching.
(Crazy bumps into a tree)
Matchy: Crazy, what the hell was that?
Crazy: I lost my glasses.
Matchy: You don’t even wear glasses!
Crazy: Oh yeah.
Squidnerd: Hey I think I found something.
Matchy: Lemme see. (inspects the piece of metal Squidnerd found) Interesting. It looks like… just a scrap of metal you found.
Squidnerd: But it has to mean something.
Matchy: I’ll keep it for now. It might come into use later.
(At the Fandom building)
Member 1: So, anyone bring anything interesting to tell?
Member 4: I choked on a fly yesterday,
Member 1: Good, good.
(silence)
Jasbre: Something tells me someone is coming for us. My spidey senses are tingling.
Member 3: What?
Jasbre: I gotta check on something real quick. (he exits the building)
Member 4: What’s gotten into him.
Member 2: The flu? I dunno.
(Jasbre is running to hunt down the Fanonland group looking for him)
Matchy: So anyway, I started mining- (he hears a sound in the bushes)
Crazy: What was that?
Matchy: No idea.
Jasbre: (to himself) Good, they didn’t notice me. Time to set up some traps.
(Jasbre sets up multiple traps, including the classic box trap, a mouse trap, and a rope trap)
Jasbre: Hehehe, they’ll never get past these. Oh, there they are! (he hides)
Polar: Yeah, being in that prison really scarred me- (she sees a box trap) Trap!
Matchy: Trap where?
Polar: Right here. I think someone is onto us!
Jasbre: (to himself) Damn it!
Matchy: Let’s just ignore it.
(they see a mouse trap)
Crazy: Oh boy, cheese! (gets his hand stuck in the mousetrap) AHHHHH!
Jasbre: (snickers) At least that one worked.
Matchy: Crazy, why did you do that?
Crazy: Cheese.
Jasbre: Come on, why can’t you guys fall for my traps?!
Everyone else: Get him!
Jasbre: No, wait! (they start running after him, and a wild goose- er, duck chase occurs)
Matchy: Give up!
Jasbre: Not a chance- (he runs into a tree just like Crazy did)
Crazy: Did he just imitate me?
Matchy: No idea.
Jasbre: I hate you, tree… (passes out)
Matchy: Let’s see what he has in his pockets. (the gang searches his pockets and find nothing)
Jasbre: (waking up) Uh why are you searching my pockets? You do realize I have absolutely nothing in there, right?
Crazy: o.
Jasbre: Now stop trying to figure me out! Hey, what’s that metal thingy?
Matchy: We have no idea, but it’s really sharp- (Jasbre takes it from them)
Jasbre: Suckers. (he knocks everyone out by hitting them with the metal)
(Back at the Fandom building)
Jasbre: Got any 7’s?
Member 4: Go fish.
Member 2: Why couldn’t we play hangman instead?
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