Cultural Things Experience

Cultural Things Experience is a song sung by Lisa and Cletus's children in the episode Yokel Chords. The song is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from the musical The Sound of Music (the set up also echoes "Portobello Road" from Bedknobs & Broomsticks). The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part of the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
==Lyrics==
:Kid:
:These colorful bumps is funny.
:Lisa:
:And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning. The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
:Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
:Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscenti.
:Comic Book Guy:
:Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
:Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
:Lisa:
:Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
:Outsider art made by mental defectives.
:Kid #1:
:Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
:Kid #2:
:Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
:Lisa:
:Your minds are opening! Take it home!
:Man:
:Eating tapas
:Boy:
:Freestyle rap-as.
:Lisa:
:Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
:Agnes Skinner:
:I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
:Lisa and Kids:
:We finally experienced cultural things
:And now they don't seem
:So lame!
:Krusty:
:What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Lisa
Category:Songs by Comic-Book Guy
Category:Songs by Agnes Skinner
Category:Songs by Cletus' Children
Category:Season 18 songs
Category:Parody songs