Champion Neutron Pulsator

The Champion Neutron Pulsator is a j0k3 w34p0n introduced in the d0.y0u.suk.d1k update. 
== Appearance ==
Need I say more?
== Attributes ==
* Single Shots
* Size-of-Dick Scope
* Gadget Speeder
* Location Revealed
== Strategy ==
Tips:
* There had been so many neutrons injected into this weapon that it does the exact opposite of the Neutron Pulsator now!
* Use the scope to get in some EXTREMELY long range kills
* The gadget speeder will speed your enemy's gadget cooldown
* Holding the weapon allows enemies to see your character through walls
Counters:
* Make sure you get hit by this weapon
* If you can't find them, look at the walls!
== Weapon Setups ==
Use every other champion weapon!
== Trivia ==
* "Size-of-Dick Scope" and "EXTREMELY long range"
* How big is your dick, private?
* SIR 5'9 SIR
* 5'9 I didn't know they got dicks that high!
Category:Joke Weapon
Category:Weapons
Category:Primary
Category:Single Shots
Category:Scoped