"Hazel" & Magic Wood

"Hazel" & Magic Wood is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If TV's wacky maid Hazel actually had the powers attributed to hazelwood, what talent would she have?
===Choices===
1. ability to live forever
2. ability to find water underground
3. ability to resist fire
4. ability to hit a golf ball 500 yards
===Choice Readings===
"The ability to live forever, the ability to find water underground, the ability to resist fire, or the ability to hit a golf ball 500 yards?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "_"
2. "The ability to find H2O."
3. "Yeah, how about the ability to lose points?"
4. "500 yards on this hole, looks like he's gonna use his hazelwood driver." [swoosh] "Looking good. Ooooooooooooh.. slice."
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah, divining rods were supposedly made out of hazelwood. Course, now, the newer models are made out of fiberglass."
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