Contingency Plans

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This is ALEKS. TEAM NINGEN are great... friends, and allies. however, we are too powerful to be completely trusted. If there is a possibility that one or more of us could become a threat, or succumb to mind control. Something needs to be done.
These plans have been created to neutralize each member of TEAM NINGEN. Neutralize, not kill, above all else these people are my comrades and I will not give up plans to kill them.
If these plans are discovered In the event of my death/incapacitation... I’m sorry... but these needed to be made. We are the most powerful people on the planet and we need to be kept in check
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Agamemnon contingency -1: The Winner
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WINN is the heart and soul of the team, which is why it would be difficult to see him “go to the other side”. He is a skilled fighter and one of the most powerful members of the team. However, this is exactly what would make him a threat. WINN has a very strong attachment to his “Yuri” collection and coffee, specifically Starfucks. These are mainly just quirks of his, but they could also be used to incapacitate him. Threatening to destroy his yuri collection or his favorite coffee mug would send him into a fit of rage which would normally be undesired for... obvious reasons. WINN has various forms of power, however each increase of power leaves him with less and less stamina. This rage would likely cause him to use his most powerful form and it would cause him to think irrationally. The best case scenario is to keep him distracted while enraged so that he loses his stamina.
At this point, his caffeine withdrawal will kick in and cause him to become much weaker. The best containment procedures are to keep him in "the argon" (more info later),
or use ALAN’s time machine to send him into a timeline where he can create the most minimal amount of damage after which the pre programmed self destruct protocol will begin. leaving him trapped.
Alternative method: poison? Perhaps cyanide spiked in his coffee to incapacitate his berry body. More research is needed.
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Agamemnon contingency -2: The Beaner
WAHEEB is the tourist of the group who constantly wants to learn about this “new” planet. WAHEEB'S namexican heritage makes him a very unique threat as his limbs can be manipulated and stretched at will. Though he spends most of his time studying, instead of fighting; This does not make him someone to be underestimated. He is arguably the “book” smartest in the group who analyzes his fights carefully and thinks a lot before attacking.
However, this can be used against him. If somehow WAHEEB could be lured into a new setting his constant need to learn would keep him distracted, possibly enough to get the element of surprise and remove his head from his body. This can be done because WAHEEB’s body seems to be made of a material that is both strong enough to take powerful blasts, but weak enough to be cut when he is not paying attention. 
This is because his body's durability is directly linked to his pink muscles in his limbs which harden his skin more than normal when flexed. Generally, it is a good idea to use strong and precise ki blades. However, perhaps even regular weapons could work if he isn't focused? More research is required. However, if WAHEEBS head could be removed and placed in a small space (perhaps a glass jar?) His body would not have enough room to regenerate leaving him solely as a head forever.
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Agamemnon contingency -3: the idiot
GEORGIE is not the brightest member, however he is still powerful which does make him a threat. Luckily, it is very possible to contain GEORGIE. While in his final form, GEORGIE’s mask pumps cocaine into his nose to numb the pain that the form puts on his body. If the mask could be removed he would likely pass out from the pain. If not, he would have to become weaker to remove the pain from his body. If he does this, GEORGIE would be weak enough to subdue. 
Containment methods would most likely be similar to WINN assuming he does not fall in a coma. Monitor him closely.
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Agamemnon contingency -4: The Fatass
As of right now, DEVIN is an innocent boy who just wants to defeat EDEN. He proved to me that he can put his mind to something and be motivated to achieve great things... However... ALAN’s prophecy of DEVIN’s power could be a huge threat to us all if left unchecked. 
These containment measures are to be followed. Make a burger with 2 patties, lettuce, bacon, mustard, ketchup, onions, and horse tranquilizer. This burger is to be placed inside of “The Argon” which is a container that was built in the cave. The walls have been fit with sound proofing foam and a field that absorbs kinetic energy. The more damage DEVIN does to the walls, the harder it will be to break out. The idea is to keep him in that dark isolated room for enough time to drive him mentally broken. 
It’s admittedly quite torturous but given ALAN’s Prophecy... it is necessary.
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Agamemnon contingency -5: Disappointment
ALAN is the son of ALEKS and has proven to be stronger than the team with the exception of PERLA. Though they may be related, ALEKS at the moment feels no regrets incapacitating his son. ALAN’s personality seems to revolve around this persona he’s created to seem cooler to the rest of the team. He tries to be the “edgy swordsman” of the team which has worked with mixed results.
Currently this personality seems to be directly linked to his sword specifically. If someone was able to break the sword, ALAN would most likely lose his confidence and would make him much weaker in comparison. He would also probably cry... a lot. 
Containment procedures would be similar to WINN and GEORGIE however ALAN would most likely be so emotionally damaged after breaking his sword that he would cease to function.
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Agamemnon contingency -6: The weeb
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Currently BRUT is to young to pose a threat to anyone. However, if he ever becomes enough of an asshole to warrant a contingency, a pillow would most likely suffice.
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Agamemnon contingency -7: self righteousness (after arc 2)
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EDEN is a force to be reckoned with, seeing how he can keep up with cherry ki and other berry forms with little to no effort. Though EDEN is part of the team, he still cannot be trusted and he should constantly be watched for malicious intent. Though powerful, EDEN has a fatal character flaw. If someone were to gain an item without having worked for it, EDEN will consumed by his owns self righteousness and would eventually cease to exist if the item was expensive enough.  
This is the only member of the team who should be exterminated if he ever became evil, as he is android and isn't actually "alive". Plus he's just an all around asshole. 
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Agamemnon contingency -0: motherfucker 
ALEKS is a powerful member of TEAM NINGEN, though he has not currently gained cherry ki, he is still a threat to the team and the world especially now that he can control banana. ALEKS’ key component is his pride. He has used his pride to achieve higher power for himself. However, it is also what one might call “a critical character flaw”. 
ALEKS’ pride can easily be damaged by many things including, but not limited to, insulting his power, insulting his skill, beating him at games and sports, and calling him a mother fucker. Much like WINN these will send ALEKS into a triggered state that will make him more powerful but will greatly reduce his critical thinking. 
At this point TEAM NINGEN should be more than a match for him.
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