Wiki Chat Volume 1

I decided to start something called the Wiki Chat. It's with canon characters, and it's a chatfic like the one FourFlames created. If you have suggestions on who should enter chat next, comment! (All dead dragons have been revived for chat!) This fanfic is the property of Rain!
U WOT M8
== Chat: 3:00 AM to 4:00 AM ==
Jambu has joined the chat.
Peril has joined the chat.
Peril: U wot m8
Jambu: Do u even know what that means
Peril: sorta i guess
Jambu: no comment.
Peril has left the chat.
Glory has joined the chat.
Jambu: Hey sis
Glory has left the chat.
Starflight has joined the chat.
Sunny has joined the chat.
Jambu: Oh hai guys
Sunny: Why u on @ 3
Jambu: U wot m8
Starflight: Do you even know what that means?
Jambu: ....
Sunny: buurrrnn
Jambu has left the chat.
Starflight: Sunny, want to go out at 7?
Sunny: sure i guess u workin on any fanfics
Starflight: Yeah, it's a shipfic.
Sunny: about?
Starflight: You and I.
Sunny has left the chat.
Glory has joined the chat.
Glory: is that idiot Jambu gone
Starflight: Yes.
Glory: Nice.
Starflight: He doesn't even know what "u wot m8" means. It's not even grammatically correct.
Glory: well do u?
Starflight has left the chat.
Glory: loser.
Deathbringer has joined the chat.
Glory: hey deathy
Deathbringer: don't call me that
FloweryScavenger123 has joined the chat.
Deathbringer: please tell me your name is a fake
Smolder has joined the chat.
Deathbringer: Hey smolder do you know who floweryscavenger is?
Smolder: oh yeah.
Deathbringer: Who?
Smolder: Flower's so smart she can use a computer cool huh
Deathbringer: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE MAKE IT STOP
Glory: wimp
Deathbringer has left the chat.
Smolder: heh... loser
Glory: U SHUT UP INSULTING HIM IS MY JOB
Smolder: uh.. sorry?
Smolder has left the chat.
FloweryScavenger123: hi glory feed me
Glory: ok that's just freakin creepy
Glory has left the chat.
Sunny has joined the chat.
Fatespeaker has joined the chat.
Riptide has joined the chat.
Fatespeaker: im leaving the wiki.... i cant take all the drama anymore
Sunny: what drama
Fatespeaker: ummm
Riptide: u wot m8
Fatespeaker: do u even know what that MEANS
FloweryScavenger123: i do fatey
Fatespeaker: no one calls me that except starflight
Sunny: ohhh smolder said flower was on chat
Fatespeaker: wth it's flower
Riptide: arent u a little young to be cussing
Fatespeaker: im the same age as u noob
Riptide: could've fooled me
FloweryScavenger123: sunny can u feed me
Sunny: this is too weird i'm out
Sunny has left the chat.
== Chat: 7:00 AM to 8:00 AM ==
Clay has joined the chat.
Tsunami has joined the chat.
Tsunami: Oh hi Clay what's up?
Clay: i need food
Tsunami: afk i'm watching Twilight
Clay: what is twilight
Tsunami: a scavenger movie...
Clay: im hungry... i want to eat a scavenger
FloweryScavenger123 has joined the chat.
Tsunami: Oh hey flower
FloweryScavenger123: do u watch twilight
Tsunami: OMG YASSSS
FloweryScavenger123: Edward
Tsunami: U wot m8
Clay: do you know what that means
Tsunami: no i just like saying it
Clay: ....
Tsunami: what you think i'm weird
Clay: I have always thought that
Tsunami: u wot m8
Clay: stop, stop
Tsunami: u wot m8
Clay: what the... stop stop it
Tsunami: u wot m8
Clay has left the chat.
Tsunami: u wot m8
FloweryScavenger123: seriously shut up
FloweryScavenger123 has left the chat.
Anemone has joined the chat.
Anemone: hey, Tsunami
Tsunami: hey! written any fanfics lately?
Anemone: Yeah
Tsunami: what's it called
Anemone: Why Anemone Should be Queen
Tsunami: ....
Anemone: great, right?
Tsunami has left the chat.
Riptide has joined the chat.
Riptide: where's Tsunami?
Anemone: I made her mad XD
Auklet has joined the chat.
Auklet: hai guys!
Anemone: mom said u can't have a wiki acc
Auklet: so?
Riptide: I'm telling on you
Auklet: She would never believe you
Anemone: that i have to agree with
Anemone has left the chat.
Queen Coral has joined the chat
Queen Coral: WHO GAVE RIPTIDE AN ACCOUNT
Riptide: it's a free country
Queen Coral: DON'T YOU CONTRADICT ME
Auklet: i'm a chatmod
Queen Coral: What
Riptide: what
Glory has joined the chat.
Blaze has joined the chat.
Glory: looks like we just walked in on a SeaWing family feud
Blaze: heyy
Queen Coral: Who invited her to the wiki?!
Riptide: an idiot
Glory: you know you're talking about yourself right?
Blaze: neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon neon
Glory has left the chat.
== Chat: 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM ==
Blaze has entered the chat.
Blaze: THIS DRAGONS ON FIRE
Thorn has entered the chat.
Six-Claws has entered the chat.
Qibli has entered the chat.
Ostrich has entered the chat.
Ostrich: hey dad
Six-Claws: i thought you said you weren't going to have an acc
Ostrich: i lied
Qibli: well.
Thorn: there's a hacker on this wiki and I'm going to find them
Qibli: oh i forgot... all queens are admins
Thorn: the dragonets of destiny are all bureaucrats
Ostrich: luckyyyyy
Qibli has left the chat.
Six-Claws has left the chat.
Ostrich has left the chat.
Blaze: she's just a dragon she's on fiiire
Thorn: don't even
Thorn has left the chat.
(the rest of this period is just Blaze being annoying)
== Chat: 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM ==
Squid has entered the chat.
Fatespeaker has entered the chat.
Carnelian has entered the chat.
Squid: anyone got any treasure
Fatespeaker: no but im having a VISION
Carnelian: Why did i get stuck with you idiots
Fatespeaker: idiot isn't a nice word
Carnelian: do i care?
Squid: U WOT M8
Fatespeaker: no stop if u start that agin u die
Squid: *again
Fatespeaker has left the chat.
Carnelian: why did I even join this stupid wiki
Winter has entered the chat.
Carnelian: hey igloo face
Winter: im going to freeze your tail and snap it off
Squid: rly
Winter: and then i'll rip your face off
Carnelian: i doubt it
Queen Ruby has entered the chat.
Winter: and then i'll snap your horns off
Queen Ruby: excuse me what?
Winter: ummmm i was kidding?
Queen Ruby: You're banned #rekt
Squid: stop it rekt isn't cool anymore
Queen Ruby: sorry, what?
Squid: nothing sorry i was joking
Squid has left the chat.
Winter has left the chat.
Carnelian: heh... losers.
Glory has entered the chat.
Glory: ughhh Jambu just discovered pings
Carnelian: ughhh he's such an idiot
Glory: sunny was going to play music, so she said hit it and he punched the radio
Carnelian: wow
Glory: sunny's going to buy a new one now
Carnelian: how did you end up with him as a brother
Glory: honestly i don't know. hey, at least coconut's not my brother
Carnelian: yeah lucky you
Oasis has entered the chat.
Carnelian: hey, aren't you dead?
Oasis: that wasn't very polite, was it?
Glory: whatever. but back to the question, you're dead right?
Oasis: read at the top. how did you become a queen
Glory: you're one to talk
Carnelian: yeah, you got killed by a scavenger
Oasis: i wish those little things were alive so I could bite off their heads
Glory: about that....
FloweryScavenger123 has entered the chat.
Oasis: WHO GAVE HER AN ACCOUNT
Glory: hey, hey, calm down
Carnelian: yeah, no need for caps m8
FloweryScavenger123: oh hai Oasis
Oasis: DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME YOU [censored]
Glory: everyone hide your children
Carnelian: whoa
Glory: carnelian, close your eyes, ruby's going to kill me for letting you see this
FloweryScavenger123 has left the chat.
Oasis: just kidding, it's jambu. oasis is still dead
Glory: WHO GAVE HIM TSUNAMI'S SWEARING DICTIONARY
== Chat: 10:00 PM to 11:00 PM ==
(WARNING: THIS HOUR OF CHAT CONTAINS EXTREME DRAGON CONFLICT)
Winter has entered the chat.
Darkstalker has entered the chat.
Peril has entered the chat.
Peril: oh, great
Darkstalker: what
Winter: YOU!
Peril: here we go
Darkstalker: oh narwhals
Winter: YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF NARWHALS
Peril: you really hate darkstalker, don't you
Winter: YOU TRAITOR
Peril: Winter, calm down
Winter: I, WINTER OF THE NARWHALS I mean IceWings WILL NOT CALM DOWN
Darkstalker: what did I do now
Winter: what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?
Darkstalker: that's literally what I just said
Winter: YOU RUINED THE ICEWING ANIMUS LINE
Darkstalker: im kind of aware of that... I did it on purpose, hello?
Peril: yeah, Winter, keep up
Winter: YOU DESTROYED PRINCE ARCTIC
Darkstalker: yeah, I know. I did that on purpose as well
Peril: moons, Winter, you're so annoying
Winter: YOU KILLED DRAGONS
Darkstalker: is there a point to this rant? because I really could be doing other things.
Peril: I think you'd better leave.
Darkstalker: good idea...
Winter: yOU ARE A TRATOR TO THE WORLD
Darkstalker: *traitor
Darkstalker has left the chat.
Winter: ksdfjhkshfjkwhfwjkhfdkjshfjkwhtUHHWJKEFG
Peril: quit spamming
Winter: I AM THE NEPHEW OF QUEEN GLACIER. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Peril: and I can melt your face off. hello, I've done it before? almost.
Winter: yeah, Turtle and his weird magic healing rock...
Peril: if it weren't for turtle and his weird magic healing rock, your smug snout would be a pile of bones by now.
Winter has left the chat.
Peril: OOOOOOO
Peril: well, I'm all alone. wouldn't be the first time.
Peril: hello, it's me
Darkstalker has joined the chat.
Darkstalker: is he gone?
Peril: Yep. I'm pretty much done with this. Bye
Darkstalker: oh, by the way, thanks for releasing me in the eighth book.
Peril: ....
Darkstalker: what?
Peril: ever heard of the fourth wall?
Darkstalker: the what?
Peril: ugh... never mind.
Peril has left the chat.
== Chat: 2:00 AM to 3:00 AM ("THE FOURTH WALL" EDITION) ==
(only Anemone, Tsunami, Glory, and Jambu are on currently)
Anemone: OMG, Ostrich got me these adorable Beats headphones for my hatching day!
Glory: i might literally die of joy
Jambu: I'm pretty sure that's Carnelian's line from book 6
Glory: O_o
Tsunami: so, Jambu. let's talk about reasons why I should pound your skull. how did you get my swearing dictionary?
Anemone: I think the real question is, why do you have a swearing dictionary
Glory: yes anemone
Anemone: FEEL THE BURN
Jambu: I think you mean feel the bern
Glory: I seriously need to put giving you a spelling lesson on my to-do-list
Jambu: I meant, Bernie for President 2016. #feelthebern #spellitright
Glory: ALL RIGHT, WHO TAUGHT JAMBU HOW TO USE HASHTAGS
Jambu: oh, it's really quite easy :)) a good friend taught me
Glory: no way...
Tsunami: I AM GOING TO KILL THAT SCAVENGER WHY DOES SHE HATE US
Anemone: I'm pretty sure smolder would cook you, but I don't really care. More pearls for me! and they'll look great with my new Maddens ;)
Glory: and now you're going shopping without me? what has this world come to...
Anemone: life is different in the real world
Tsunami: AIN'T IT FUN, LIVIN IN THE REAL WORLD
Glory: ....
Tsunami: AIN'T IT GOOD, BEING ALL ALONE
Tsunami: that was your cue to start singing with me
Tsunami: nobody?
Jambu: you're alone
Tsunami has left the chat
Glory: well, that's that. how did you learn so much about the real world, anyway, anemone?
Anemone: oh, Mother subscribed to Vogue, and she bought me all the latest movies on Amazon.
Jambu: sounds fab! Flower and I watched the Notebook. Oh, and TFIOS.
Glory: I find your use of the word "fab" disturbing.
Jambu: that was the intended effect.
Anemone: where did you learn the word "intended"?
Jambu: Starflight's dictionary.
Glory: what is it with you and dictionaries?
Jambu: oh, and I might have snagged Anemone's new fashion dictionary as well
Glory: they have fashion dictionaries
Anemone: Yep. the dictionaries are the subjects of all fashion politics.
Starflight has joined the chat.
Glory: speaking of politics, who are you guys voting for in the election?
Starflight: Oooh, are we talking about politics?
Jambu: I know I said Bernie earlier, but Trump's speeches just melt my heart
Starflight: Trump is disgusting and heartless. He insulted NightWings.
Glory: I think Hilary has some cool things to say.
Starflight: Bernie is very well educated and has good points. He seems to have read many scrolls.
Anemone: ugh, my brain hurts. Can we talk about something else?
Starflight: How about the looming threat of global warming?
Glory: How about no.
Anemone: I heard that there's a cool new Fallout roleplay! We can join that.
Jambu: Fallout the game is much better. I love the apocalypse.
Glory: I'm sure.
== Chat: 8:00 AM to 9:00 AM ==
(Moon and the rest of the gang have finally gotten rid of Queen Scarlet. Buuut she's not done yet.)
Moonwatcher has joined the chat.
Winter has joined the chat.
Qibli has joined the chat.
Peril has joined the chat.
Turtle has joined the chat.
Kinkajou has joined the chat.
Kinkajou: it's MORNING! aren't you glad I woke you all up for CHAT?!!???
Winter: kinkajou, this is way too early.
Peril: Thank goodness kinkajou hasn't discovered emojis yet
Qibli: what have you done
Kinkajou: EMOJIS? FABULOUS!! What are those?
Turtle: what aRE THOSE
Moonwatcher: what... umm
Winter: oh god NOOOOO SPARE US
Peril: winter... you're in a... quiet mood
Qibli: well, quieter than usual.
Moonwatcher: guys, guess what!!
Kinkajou: OOOOOOOOH WHAT? I LOVE GUESSING!!
Moonwatcher: I'm ranked number FOUR on the wiki!! YAYY
Peril: Starflight's number one, and I think Queen Ruby is number two...
Winter: wait a minute... COCONUT IS NUMBER THREE WHAT
Qibli: WHAT?!?
Turtle: he was probably badge farming...
Winter: HOW DOES HE KNOW HOW TO BADGE FARM
Kinkajou: uhm I might have taught him
Winter: ..
KInkajou: i think now would be great time for me to go afk.. bye guys
Qibli: im pretty close to beating you, moon. I'm ranked 5... watch out
Scarlet'sRevenge has joined the chat.
Peril: ohh you must be a pretty big fan of queen scarlet...
Qibli: sorry to burst your bubble but she's dead, man. sorry.
Scarlet'sRevenge: well not anymore!!!
Turtle: you've GOT to be kidding me.
Scarlet'sRevenge: this revenge is going to be THRILLING!
Moonwatcher: afk. brb
Scarlet'sRevenge: wHAT? I'm trying to destroy you rn and you're going afk?!
Glory has joined the chat.
Glory: so she's really back?
Qibli: I'll be right back. winter is cursing quite a bit in pm
Glory: well, I'm banning you Scarlet.
Scarlet'sRevenge has been removed from the chat.
Scarlet'sRevenge has been banned from the wiki.
Glory: I changed wiki settings so it shows bannings in chat :^)
Turtle: wow.. the humiliation is real
Ex-QueenScarlet has joined the chat.
Glory: ohhh crap
Ex-QueenScarlet: BISH PLEASE, YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Glory: um, hello, young dragonets over there
Peril: um, hello, im older than you
Ex-QueenScarlet: oh, hello, peril
Winter: HOW MANY SWEARING DICTIONARIES HAS TSUNAMI LOST
Qibli: I think she has different volumes
Ex-QueenScarlet: oh, excellent. the first one was quite entertaining
Ex-QueenScarlet has been removed from the chat.
Ex-QueenScarlet has been banned from the wiki.
Peril: finally, some peace. now can we discuss how to delete all of darkstalker's alts and spam accounts?
Turtle: I get the feeling Scarlet's not done yet
Glory: stop JINXING it
Scarlet'sScars has joined the chat.
Qibli: I think she ran out of username ideas
Scarlet'sScars: don't be mean you bULLY
Moonwatcher: yupyup, we're doomed
Glory: moon, shut up DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT JINXING IS
Vermilion has joined the chat.
Scarlet'sScars: hello, son. ready to help me take over Pyrrhia? again!
Vermilion has left the chat.
Glory: so where are you anyway, Scarlet
Scarlet'sScars: im not supposed to give away personal information online
Winter: OH DON'T GIVE US THAT RUBBISH
Turtle: winter, i think you've been reading a little too much harry potter
Scarlet'sScars has been removed from the chat.
Scarlet'sScars has been banned from the wiki.
Glory: there. she can't have anymore alts than that; starflight changed some wiki settings so that you can only have three accounts per email address
Peril: thank the moons she's gone!
TheRealSkyWingQueen has joined the chat.
Winter: HOW MANY ALTS DO YOU HAVE?
TheRealSkyWingQueen: a lot. i'm running out of email addresses
Glory: well, I just disabled all of the account names that have anything to do with queen scarlet. you're done for!
Turtle: and by the way, scarlet, what kind of username is "AllHailTheRedQueen"?
Peril: oh... that was my alt.
TheRealSkyWingQueen: she still loves me! I knew it!
Peril: no... I said the red queen, which is Ruby
TheRealSkyWingQueen: I KNEW IT COME HERE YOU LITTLE
TheRealSkyWingQueen has been removed from the chat.
TheRealSkyWingQueen has been banned from the wiki.
Kinkajou: I'M BAAAACK! what did I miss?
== Chat: 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM ==
(chat is empty because everyone left after Darky and Winter started h8ing at each other)
Darkstalker: YAWN
Winter: I WILL YAWN YOU TO DEATH!
Darkstalker: are you done yet
Winter: DONE? NO, IM JUST GETTING STARTED!
Darkstalker: john CENA
Winter: .... what?
Darkstalker: seriously... Winter, you need to go here [POSSIBLE SWEAR WARNING - KNOWYOURMEME.COM MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS]
Winter: what IS that
Darkstalker: it's called a link
Clearsight has joined the chat.
Fathom has joined the chat.
Winter: oooooooooh
TO BE CONTINUED.... WILL WINTER FINALLY REALIZE WHO JOHN CENA IS? WILL CLEARSIGHT DISCOVER SPOTIFY? WILL DARKSTALKER AND FATHOM MAKE UP? WILL THE FOUR OF THEM REALIZE THAT SHIPPING IS THE MISSING PIECE IN THEIR LIFE? FIND OUT... NEXT...
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