Doc Doc, Who's There?/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Doc Doc, Who's There?".
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(Smidge is struggling to figure out what ice cream flavor to get.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh!
Poppy: Smidge, I know this is tough, but only you can make this choice. Everyone is counting on you.
All: Yes, Smidge. We’re counting on you.
Poppy: So, please, reach down inside yourself, summon your courage… and pick an ice cream flavor.
Smidge: B-But there’s too many options. (The Trolls grunt.) Um… (She jumps onto the ice cream shop window.) Quick, give me samples of everything!
Ice Cream Shop Owner: You got it. (He uses his scoops to throw different flavors into Smidge’s mouth quickly.)
Poppy: No! Smidge, not so fast, or you’ll get a… (Smidge gets a brain freeze.)
Smidge: (grunts) Brain freeze! (She falls to the ground.)
Poppy: Ooh! Are you OK?
Smidge: (yelling) Feels like… (We go inside her mind and an ice cream bangs drumsticks on her brain.)
Poppy: Don’t worry, I’ll get you help. I’m taking you to Dr. Moonbloom.
Smidge: Dr. Moonbloom?! No, I don’t need to see her. I suddenly feel 100% better. (chuckles) See? (She yells and feels her brain freeze again.) I’m in agony! Just don’t take me to see Dr. Moonbloom!
Poppy: What? Why not?
Smidge: Because she’s so intimidating. (We go the past to where she previously visited Dr. Moonbloom.)
Past Dr. Moonbloom: Smidge, your test results have come back… and I’m afraid they’re not good. (Smidge faints in terror.) They’re great. (We go back to the present.)
DJ Suki: I’ve been there.
Rufus: Same for me.
Guy Diamond: Yeah, I haven’t visited Dr. Moonbloom for years. Not that it matters. My beautiful bod has never exhibited any unusual symptoms. (He does a glitter fart.)
Poppy: Wait. Trolls aren’t getting proper medical attention? I’ll go talk to the doctor and straighten this out. (At her clinic, Dr. Moonbloom appears. A flatline beep can be heard.)
Dr. Moonbloom: Make a note for the log: I lost another one. (Poppy and a light blue male Troll with a fractured arm gasp.) My Hug Watch. I can’t keep track of those things.
Poppy and Troll #1: Oh.
Dr. Moonbloom: Queen Poppy, I understand you need to speak with me?
Poppy: Yeah, um… I just learned that some of your patients might find your bedside manner a tiny bit intimidating.
Dr. Moonbloom: Really?
Poppy: You just need to lighten up a little. Greet each patient with a smile, maybe even a laugh.
Dr. Moonbloom: Understood. (She goes over to the light blue male Troll.) Good afternoon. I’m ready to see you now. (She forms a huge, scary smile.)
Troll #1: What?! (Dr. Moonbloom takes his hand and cackles.)
Poppy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not like that. (The light blue male Troll sobs and runs away.) See, to put the Trolls at ease, you’ve got to be more… fun, more playful, more silly. And I know just the Troll to help. (Meanwhile, Cooper is spinning.)
Cooper: Whoo!
Poppy: Cooper is a silly master. He spends hours a day chasing his own tail.
Dr. Moonbloom: But Cooper doesn’t have a tail.
Cooper: I’ve got you now, tail!
Poppy: Exactly. He is so next level. Hey, Cooper, can you take a break?
Cooper: Sure thing, Poppy! What can I do for you?
Poppy: Dr. Moonbloom here wants to be less intimidating.
Cooper: I already know what you’re gonna ask, and the answer is yes… you can watch me play the flute with my nose! (He blows his nose and a flute comes out. He then plays it.)
Poppy: No. No. Cooper, no! (She takes the flute out of Cooper’s nose.) She wants you to teach her how to be silly.
Cooper: Oh! Well, that will be easy. You see, there’s a little silly in all our hearts. It dresses like a banana and loves to play the accordion. (laughs)
Dr. Moonbloom: Inaccurate. (Cooper stops laughing.) I’ve studied the Troll anatomy thoroughly. I assure you there’s no silly in my heart.
Cooper: Of course there is. Here! (He takes out a clown nose, honks it, and puts it on Dr. Moonbloom. She looks at herself in a mirror.) Now, what do you see?
Dr. Moonbloom: (gasps) I see a Troll with an engorged nose. I may need to amputate.
Cooper: I’ll have my assistant clear my afternoon. (He puts the mirror away and goes over to a bird.) Hey, Frank, clear my afternoon! (The bird angrily flies away. Later, some child Trolls are playing. Suddenly, Cooper appears on a unicycle.) Hey, hey, kids! It’s silly time! (He plays a kazoo and the kids cheer. Cooper blows a purple balloon version of himself.)
Troll Child #1: Yeah!
Cooper: Whoo! (He laughs and goes back to Poppy and Dr. Moonbloom.) See? Now you try. (Dr. Moonbloom gets on the unicycle and has trouble keeping her balance.)
Dr. Moonbloom: Greetings, children. This time has been designated for frivolity. (She looses her balance and falls. Then she gets up and blows the kazoom.)
All: Huh? (Dr. Moonbloom makes a red balloon animal.)
Troll Child #1: Yay! (Dr. Moonbloom pulls on the balloon.) Hm? (The balloon breaks.)
Dr. Moonbloom: No! We’re losing him! (She takes out electric bugs.) Don’t you give up on me! (She accidentally pops the balloon and the kids scream and run away.) I lost another one.
Poppy: I think you better take her back to the basics. (Soon, Cooper and Dr. Moonbloom are near a lake. Cooper is standing on a purple ball with a green stripe and holding a pie.)
Cooper: Find your inner silly. (He gives the pie to Dr. Moonbloom.)
Dr. Moonbloom: What… What is this for?
Cooper: Hit yourself in the face.
Dr. Moonbloom: What?
Cooper: Do it. (Dr. Moonbloom hits the pie on the side of her face.)
Dr. Moonbloom: I don’t see the-
Cooper: Again. (He gives Dr. Moonbloom another pie.)
Dr. Moonbloom: Uh… (She hits herself in the face again.)
Cooper: Again. (Dr. Moonbloom hits herself again.) Again. Again. (He gives Dr. Moonbloom more pie.) Stop! (In Dr. Moonbloom’s mind, a door shaped like a heart appears.) There’s a little silly in all our hearts. (Dr. Moonbloom hears cheerful music and knocks on the door. It opens and reveals a clone of herself dressed like a banana who throws pies at her. This causes her to laugh.)
Dr. Moonbloom: I found my silly! (Back at her clinic, she checks a teal male Glitter Troll’s heartbeat while dancing. Then she uses the wire of her stethoscope as a jump rope for some Trolls. After that, she checks a light blue male Troll’s mouth.)
Troll #2: Ah… (Dr. Moonbloom puts another stick in his mouth and shows himself in the mirror. She then makes seal sounds while clapping her hands. Three Trolls join in. Dr. Moonbloom rides in her chair fast while the patients cheer and laugh for her. After that, she tests her reflexes along with a pink female and teal glitter male Troll. Soon, all the patients are laughing. Dr. Moonbloom, now dressed like a clown, slips on a banana peel and the patients cheer.)
Dr. Moonbloom: Thank you, thank you! (She honks her nose.) You’ve been great patients. Poppy and Cooper laugh.)
Cooper: It’s weird saying this about a doctor, but she killed it out there! (laughs)
Poppy: And we did our part to keep Troll Village happy and healthy. (She holds her hand out.) Hey-o!
Cooper: (Giving Poppy a high-five) Yay! (One of his hands fractures.) Ow! My hand!
Poppy: Ooh! High-five sprain. Those hurt so bad. Dr. Moonbloom, can you treat him?
Dr. Moonbloom: Absolutely. You just have to wait… three weeks.
Poppy: See, Cooper, you just have to wait… Hold on. Three weeks?!
Dr. Moonbloom: Yes. Word of my silliness has gone viral. My schedule is booked. See? (She opens a door and more patients cheer.)
All: YEAH!
Poppy: Wait, do any of you actually need medical attention? (A light blue male Troll raises his hand.)
Troll #3: Dude, she said medical attention.
Troll #4: Oh. (Dr. Moonbloom closes the door.)
Poppy: Ooh. We may have overcorrected here. It feels like your new-found silliness is conflicting with your clinic work, Doc.
Dr. Moonbloom: I concur. In fact, I’ve already made a decision. Effective immediately, I’m leaving the clinic to make Trolls laugh full-time.
Poppy: What?! You can’t quit! I always thought medicine was your true passion.
Dr. Moonbloom: It was. But by awakening my silliness, you’ve put me on a new path. (She honks her nose.) I have to see where it leads.
Poppy: But wait!
Dr. Moonbloom: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to practice some silly walks. I’m taking this show on the road. (She does a silly dance and leaves with her hair carrying her Smidge is seen watching her.)
Poppy: OK.
Smidge: If Dr. Moonbloom isn’t a doctor anymore, who’s gonna take care of Troll Village? (Poppy gasps. Soon, she is dressed in a doctor coat and headband. She goes through a medical scrapbook as more patients appear.)
Poppy: OK, according to this medical scrapbook, your sprain should heal in a few days. But I wouldn’t run around on it. (The camera zooms out to reveal Cooper completely covered in casts.)
Cooper: You got it, Dr. Poppy. (Smidge appears.)
Poppy: One down. Who’s next, Smidge?
Smidge: Let’s see. Suki is suffering from a bad case of DJ’s elbow. (Poppy goes to DJ Suki on a bed. She has a beige blanket over her.)
DJ Suki: (groans) It won’t stop scratching!
Smidge: Harper’s leg has fallen asleep. (Poppy checks on Harper’s leg with the stethoscope. Snoring can be heard.)
Poppy: Ooh. That’s bad.
Smidge: And King Peppy needs you to examine a suspicious mole. (Poppy goes to her father.)
Peppy: I don’t know what he’s up to. (Poppy looks at a mole cackling.)
Guy Diamond: (offscreen) Emergency!
Poppy, Smidge, and Peppy: Huh?
Guy Diamond: It’s Gia! She ahs gum in her hair! (Four Trolls carry Gia on a bed.)
Gia: Get it out! Get it out! (Poppy gasps as the Trolls stop carrying her.)
Poppy: Um… Uh…
Smidge: Poppy, I’m detecting faint pulse at 200. We may have to incubate.
Poppy: What?!
Smidge: I don’t know. I have no idea what I’m doing! (She runs away.) OH, MY GUH!
Poppy: Um… Uh… Get me a comb, stat!
Guy Diamond: No, Poppy! You’re not trained for this! We need Dr. Moonbloom. (Smidge gives Poppy a comb.)
Poppy: She can’t help us right now! We’re on our own. (The Trolls gasp in horror. Meanwhile, some Trolls are at a show. A pink female Troll comes up on the stage.)
Troll # 5: (Through the microphone) Good evening, Trolls! I present to you, Dr. Moonbloom! (A flower blooms and reveals Dr. Moonbloom juggling on a unicycle.)
Dr. Moonbloom: It’s silly time! (The Trolls cheer for her. She eats the jellybeans and spits out confetti. She then goes up a platform and lands in a poo of chocolate pudding.) Chocolate pudding! (As the Trolls laugh and cheer, she hears coughing.) Where… Where is that coming from? (She looks around and sees Gemma fur coughing and laughing.) That’s quite a cough. (She falls out of the pool.) You should get that looked at. (The Trolls laugh while Gemma laughs again.) That… That wasn’t a joke. (The Trolls ignore her.) I’m serious. If you don’t get it treated, you’re done for. (She grabs Gemma and the Trolls continue laughing. Back at the clinic, Poppy is struggling to get the gum out of Gia’s hair. As she tries to comb it out, Gia’s heart beats faster. The comb soon breaks.)
Poppy: Aaah! The comb broke! Now how do we get out the comb?!
Smidge: We’ll comb it out! (She holds a bigger comb.)
Poppy: Smidge, no! We only have one option left. Scissors. (Smidge gasps and gives her scissors.)
Gia: No! This is the best haircut I’ve ever had!
Poppy: I’m sorry, Gia. It’s the only way. (Gia whimpers and hugs Guy Diamond as Poppy gets ready to cut her hair.)
Dr. Moonbloom: Step aside! (She appears at the door.) I’m a doctor!
Gia: Oh, thank Trolly Heaven.
Poppy: Dr. Moonbloom, you’re back! But you were following a new path.
Dr. Moonbloom: I was. And it led me right back here, to my true passion. Now, let’s look at that hair. Hm. Yes. I’m sorry, Gia. You’re not going to make it… (Gia and Guy Diamond whimper in fear.) home for at least an hour. That’s how long it takes peanut butter to get gum out.
Smidge: Looks like we got back the same old Dr. Moonbloom.
Dr. Moonbloom: By the way, did you hear the one about the Puffalo with no ears?
Gia: No.
Dr. Moonbloom: Neither did he. (She puts on her clown nose and Gia and Guy Diamond laugh.)
Poppy: Eh. Not quite.
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