Pato

This page describes a being.
Patos are a notorious pato-creature. Pato-creatures were in fact named after Patos, and not vice versa. They are often described as rats or a shitters. There are many different flavors of pato. Olive patos are considered the classic pato, but are not the most common flavor.
They can be seen with or without their hat, also called a Bousi, which they obsesses over. Regardless of the presence of their hat, they may ask if you have seen their hat. If a pato is wearing their hat, they may thank you for finding their hat or deny the fact that they are actually wearing it. If they are unable to locate their hat, they will search for it tirelessly until it is found. Be very patient with patos regarding their hat, as they are very emotional about it.
== Types of pato ==
=== Pato ===
Standard patos can come in many different flavors. For example, there are olive, mustard, pink (referred to as a pinky), or even black and white. 
== History ==
=== Discovery and studies by Karl Dandleton ===
Most of our insights into pato biology, behavior, and culture are thanks to the research of Karl Dandleton in the 1500s. Karl became fascinated when patos were first discovered roaming in many parts of the New World. He underwent many scientific voyages to research them and eventually decided to spend years within pato society without contact with other humans to learn their ways. Unfortunately, he was never seen again after his convoy departed. When fellow biologists visited the village he was staying at and asked the chaperone pato where he was, they were lead to his house. At his house, there was no Karl, only a babbling pato wearing his hat and glasses, and eating his research papers. The biologists recovered as much of the research as they could and bid farewell to the gentlepato.