シャーデンフロイデ (Schadenfreude)/Guchiry

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
隣の改札で行き詰まる人の群れ 	tonari no kaisatsu de ikizumaru hito no mure 	Crowds of people headed through the ticket gates,
駆け込んで来たところで 目の前で旅立つ鉄の箱 	kakekonde kita tokoro de me no mae de tabidatsu tetsu no hako 	dashing only to see a hunk of metal depart right before their eyes
 	 	
"夕方、雨が降る" 胡散臭い予報士に 	"yuugata, ame ga furu" usankusai yohoushi ni 	"It's going to rain this evening," the sketchy reporter said,
中指立てながら 出かけりゃあの子も濡女子 	nakayubi tate nagara dekakerya ano ko mo nureonago 	which she brushes off with a middle finger, even if she'll get soaking wet later
 	 	
御手元の臓器にばかり意識をするから 	otemoto no zouki ni bakari ishiki o suru kara 	You're so focused on the organ in your hand
躓いて大事な何かも壊しちゃうのさ 	tsumazuite daiji na nanika mo kowashichau no sa 	that you stumbled, and something important ended up broken
 	 	
あぁ！素晴らしい世界だ なんて不平等で理不尽なんだ 	aa! subarashii sekai da nante fubyoudou de rifujin nanda 	Ahh! What an amazing world, how unfair and absurd it is
それを傍目でほくそ笑んでいる僕はきっと地獄行きなんだ 	sore o hatame de hokusoende iru boku wa kitto jigoku iki nanda 	Watching from the sidelines with a triumphant smile on my face is sure to land me a spot in Hell
さぁ！その手を伸ばして 助けを乞う姿を見せておくれ 	saa! sono te o nobashite tasuke o kou sugata o misete okure 	Now! Give me your hand, and show me what you look like when you beg for help
君が必死に掴もうとしているそれは夢幻さ 	kimi ga hisshi ni tsukamou to shite iru sore wa yumemaboroshi sa 	In the end, the thing you're desperately grasping for is a fantasy
"他人の不幸は蜜の味" 	"hito no fukou wa mitsu no aji" 	"Others’ misery tastes like honey"
 	 	
"君のことだけが好き" 愛の無い台詞語れば 	"kimi no koto dake ga suki" ai no nai serifu katareba 	"You're the only one I love," keep making loveless remarks like that
言質だと看做される 世知辛い世の中なんです 	genchi da to minasareru sechigarai yo no naka nan desu 	and you’ll be expected to put your money where your mouth is; that's just the kind of unforgiving world we live in, after all
 	 	
誰かを見下して優越に浸るような僕らは 	dareka o mikudashite yuuetsu ni hitaru you na bokura wa 	No matter what path we take, we'll never be able to live normally
どの道まともになんて生きることは出来ないでしょうね 	donomichi matomo ni nante ikiru koto wa dekinai deshou ne 	because we look down on others, basking in our superiority, y'know
 	 	
君を助ける人なんていない 	kimi o tasukeru hito nante inai 	No one's going to save you
君の進む道に救いは無い 	kimi no susumu michi ni sukui wa nai 	You'll never be redeemed this way
君の求める先に愛は無い 	kimi no motomeru saki ni ai wa nai 	There's no love waiting for you
一生孤独に生きていくのさ 	isshou kodoku ni ikite iku no sa 	You'll live a life of solitude for as long as you breathe
 	 	
誰か僕のことを見つけて 	dareka boku no koto o mitsukete 	Someone find me, please
誰か僕のことを助けて 	dareka boku no koto o tasukete 	Someone save me, please
誰か僕のことを愛して 	dareka boku no koto o aishite 	Someone love me, please
愛して愛して愛して愛し尽くして 	aishite aishite aishite aishitsukushite 	Love me, love me, love me, love me with your entire being
 	 	
あぁ！素晴らしい世界だ なんて不平等で理不尽なんだ 	aa! subarashii sekai da nante fubyoudou de rifujin nanda 	Ahh! What an amazing world, how unfair and absurd it is
それを傍目でほくそ笑んでいる僕に天国行きの価値は無い 	sore o hatame de hokusoende iru boku ni tengoku iki no kachi wa nai	Watching from the sidelines with a triumphant smile on my face is worth more to me than seeing Heaven's pearly gates
さぁ！その手を伸ばして 助けを乞う姿を見せておくれ 	saa! sono te o nobashite tasuke o kou sugata o misete okure 	Now! Give me your hand, show me what you look like when you beg for help
君が必死に縋ろうとしているそれは所詮偶像さ 	kimi ga hisshi ni sugarou to shite iru sore wa shosen guuzou sa 	The thing you're dying to grasp onto is an idol
"隣の不幸は鴨の味" 	"tonari no fukou wa kamo no aji" 	"The neighbor's misery is like a sitting duck"
 	 	
神様なんてものは無いし 運命なんてものも無いよ 	kamisama nante mono wa nai shi unmei nante mono mo nai yo 	There is no god, and no such thing as fate either
責任転嫁が得意なんだね 	sekinintenka ga tokui nanda ne 	The one thing you're good at is putting the blame on others,
 	 	
"君の不幸は蜜の味" 	"kimi no fukou wa mitsu no aji" 	"so your misery is as sweet as honey"
==Discography==
This song was featured in the following albums:
*Una-Chance!2 feat. Otomachi Una
==External Links==
*Ameblo - Lyrics
*Nicocommons - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
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Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
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