Avengers: Endgame Alternate HISHE

*Tobey-Hi I can replace Spiderman and help u.
*Cap- (straight) no.
*Tobey- but..
*Cap- no
*Tobey- crying..
*(Deadpool comes kills Tobey)
*Deadpool - can I come in now?
*Cap- yup u r in now.﻿
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Sora was in the wrong place at the wrong place... the Marvel Universe just before the snap... and they lost Goofy.
I can see how it happened:
Goofy: Eh... Guys? I don't feel well...
Sora: I told you not to eat so many Sea Salt Ice Creams in Twilight Town.
Goofy: Ugg...
(He faints. The others don't take it very seriously)
Donald: C'mon, Goofy, I'm not going to fall for this dying thing a second time.
(Goofy disintigrates in front of them)
Both, in shock: G... Goofy?﻿
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*Goofy: Sora, I don't feel so well......... (Goofy dusted away)
*Riku: Sora? (Riku dusted away)
*Kairi: Guys, I'm fading... (Kairi dusted away)
*Mickey: Sora..... take this....... (Gives the map to him and holds Sora) Go to their place............ a stronger team that will defeat the most powerful and unknown enemy....
*Sora: Who? (Drops his tear)
*Mickey: Thanos..... (Mickey dusted away)
*(Sora sobs)
*Donald: Come, Sora. Let's go.
*Sora: You're right. At least we have our new allies there.
*(Shows the "Avengers emblem" on the map)﻿
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Sitamia: hello i am sitamia a hero for fun. The rest of the hero association disappered can you buzz me in.
Captain america: i don't know hero for fun this is a pretty serious mission.
Satmia: ok i'll go fight thanos myself.
Later
Satmia: hey i defeated thanos. And i got this glove with these gems in it.﻿
Were the original 8 fighters from Smash Bros... Can you let us in?﻿
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*BW: Did you lose someone in the snap?
*Mr. Fantastic: Give us back our teammate! :)﻿
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*Cap: ah guy this is marvel universe i can't buzz you in
*Batman: is no problem i can still be here too
*Cap:why?
*Batman: because am BATMAN!﻿
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Did you lose someone in a snap?
No...
Where is he now?
Right here.
Where? WHo
YOU DAMN IT!!!﻿
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*"We're gonna need you to save us a booth. A really big booth."
*"I can do that. Why? BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN "
*Also oh my god Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible hahahahaha. That's everything. Love a kickass spy.﻿
"This is gonna work, Steve."
"I know it is. Because I just heard about the new Spider-Man trailer.... and he is not dEaD. "﻿
*Deadpool: I heard Wolverine is in there can you buzz me in? ...Can I come inside?
*Captain America:... iF yOu WaTcH yOuR LANGUAGE !!!!!!!!
*Steve: Who'd you lose Sora?
*Sora: Goofy.
*Steve: But where's Donald then?
*Sora:😰
*Steve: Nevermind﻿
*Deadpool: Can I come in?
*Cap: Can you watch your LANGUAGE
*Deadpool: Haven't you heard about Once upon a Deadpool?﻿
*Loki: Uuhhhh, hey I'm here to, uh, see me brother. Can I come in?
*Steve: Uh, I'm not sure if we can-
*Thor: HE'S ALIVE LET HIM IN LET HIM IN LET HIM IN!!﻿
*Loki: steps in
*Thor: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG that lasts for so long that Thanos was already beaten by the time Thor let go.
*Loki: You're choking me brother, I need to breathe brother.﻿
*"Hey it's green lantern, can I join"
*Deadpool: "NO!" runs outside and kills him.﻿
*Thor - I feel Donatello's pain, Thanos killed my last family member, my brother.﻿
It’s the Fantastic Three.
Oh! Did you lose someone in the snap?
(Captain America looking nervous)
Kind of.
Steve: "Uh...where's the Human Torch?"
Reed: "...We're speaking to him."﻿
We're all 74 fighters of Smash. Can you buzz us in?
(Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger shows up, holding Tommy's Dragon Dagger,
crying as she looks at it)
"*snif* ...could you please buzz me in?"﻿
Batman:Can you buzz us in?
Capt.America:Why should I?
Batman:Coz im Batm-...Sorry,Cuz we want to help too.﻿
Donny: Steve could you let me in
Steve: What happened?!?
Donny: My family's gone. I'm all alone.
Steve: Thor why didnt aim for the head?!?﻿
Deadpool: Can I come in?
Cap : Can you watch your LANGUAGE
Deadpool: Haven't you heard about Once upon a Deadpool?﻿ Don't you know who I am? I'm bleep Deadpool? *Bleep*? Oh right, the merger is complete!﻿
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Everyone: YAY EVERYONES ALIVE!
Vision: what about me? Scarlett dont forget about me!
Quicksilver: me neither sister please.
Loki: I dont know who this scarlett is but I'd like to let everyone know I'm not alive either.
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*Cap: Avengers—
*(Thanos grabs gauntlet and snaps)
*Cap:—I don’t feel so good
Steve:How does it feel?
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*Falcon:Like it belongs to someone else.
*Steve:It does.
*Steve:[giving the shield to Bucky]
*Bucky:[looking to Falcon and smile ;D]
*Bucky:Thx Steve...
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Nebula : YAAAY! I’m alive!
Thanos : snap
Nebula : Oh fu-
Captain America’s soul : LANGUAGE!
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*I mean.. captain marvel is like
* 'faster than light'
*Does this mean Thanos's sword flies faster than light?
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*Cap: How does it feel?
*Falcon: Like it belons to someone else.
*Cap: Yea, now deliver it to Bucky.
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*Captain marvel- come back in a sec
*Moves at the speed of light and comes back with a cat
*GOOSE- meeeeeaaaaoooo
*Everyone- what did he say
*Captain marvel- cheez whiz guy and old man he copied you he said bring me thanos that son of a
*Tony appears out of knowhere (sorry spelling mistake)
*LANGUAGE
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Everyone:" YAY! now everyone's alive!"
meanwhile...
Vision:" Guys?...GUYS?!"
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*Cap: (whimper) except Peggy. She's gone and I'll have to live several more decades without her. Oh, and Sam, I'm gonna need that back
*Quicksilver:nobody cares about me
*QuickSilver:btw DID YA SEE THAT COMING
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*old man Steve: how does it feel
*Sam: like its someone elses
*old man Steve: takes the shield back
*also old Steve: hey buck you want this shield
*bucky: ....
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*Wanda: Have you guys forgotten about Vision? Bring him and my brother back!
*Thor: Now I can get my ma and pa back! And Loki too! And Shazam!
*Capt: Loki, err... right. I'm young again. I wonder how Sharon's doing after getting resurrected. Also, we should get that agent killed by Loki back too.
*Fury: Coulson, right... I don't know how to tell you.
*Wong: Let's go get the Ancient One!
*Strange (holds one finger up, touches his own lips, and whispers): Or we could keep the Sanctums to ourselves.
*Peter: I should bring back Uncle Ben!
*May groans.
*Peter: Third time's the charm! And my Mum! Yes! And Yondu too!
*Hank and Janet walk in front of everyone looking amazing and energetic!
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*Can't we kill him just one more time! Fine...
*Avengers:"Hey Thanos,"
*Thanos: " oh snap...... Who are you again? "
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Docter strange: is that every one
Wong:you want more
Xmen arrive
Professer X : we are the xmen
Fantastic 4 arrive
Mr fantastic: The fantastic 4 is here
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*Sam: it feels like it belongs to someone else
*Steve: That's because it does, you gonna pass that to bucky yet?
*Sam: Awww...
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*I thought he was gonna say "Assemble" then everyone starts like dominoes: " What did he say?" [Voice from 50 men back] "I can't hear you Cap SPEAK UP!". [People start looking at each other, debating/arguing over what they thought they heard vs what was said]
*Cue to Thanos eye rolling, then he sits down on some random debris and.......
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*Strange: Was that all of them?
*Wong:You want more?
*Strange:Well actually
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*Tony: How's it going Palpatine?
*Steve: I understood that reference
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Thanos: I am inevitable!
Iron Man: And I. Am. Iron M-
(Batman interrupts)
Batman: Don't worry, I've got this, (Pulls up his own gauntlet) Let's do this! Because. I'm. Batman! (Snaps fingers)
(Five minutes later) Batman: Don't worry, I'm Fine!
Professor Hulk: How did you survive that?!
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
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Tony: And I... Am...
Bruce takes the stone
Bruce: BATMANNN!!!!!
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We're the fantastic... Three"
Cap: "I understood that reference"
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The Fantastic 3 🤣 
"Did you lose someone in the snap?"
Stares at the hero formerly known as Johnny Storm.
"Uh, sort of."
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Captain America: lets go get this son of a bi——
Past Captain America: can I watch my LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!
sees donatello alone
OH THAT SON OF A-
Cap:"Language!"
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*Thanos : "I am inevitable" [snaps](Nothing Happenes)
*Tony : "And I am....Ironman"[Snaps] (nothing happens)
*Bruce : " But I'm BATMAN" [Snaps] (Thanos' Army Turn into dust)
*Tony : "You stole my victory Bruce!"
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*"Did you lose someone in the snap?"
*Reed: Yes, we lost chris evans
*Captain america: Hey, I'm chris evans
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Doctor Strange: is that all of them?
Wong -> you wanted more?
THERE YOU GO
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Bill cipher appears
Cap:Who are you?
Bill:*shows all powers
Cap:HmmmMmmmm
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“Hi it’s the fantastic..3” 
“Did you lose someone in the snap?”
“Uhhh...kinda”
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“Did one of your members ( Fantastic4) get caught in the snap?” 
“Uuuh, yessss”
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*Tony: “Why would they nominate a villain for an Oscar?”
*The Joker: “BECAUSE I’M THE JOKER!”
*Batman: “Son of—!”
*Captain America: “LLLLLAAAAANNNNNNGGGGUUUUAAAAGGGEEEE!!!”
"who let him in here? Was it her? '
Batman: i'll show you the way out say why is the joker inside avengers base 
*joker: do you know why 
*batman: why
*joker: because I best movie hahahahaha
Thor:(about Jojo Rabbit) I like this one the directing's really good.
Taika Waititi:(in a Joker Voice) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Tony Stark: We weren't nominated for Best Picture. 
*Thor: SAYYTHH WHAT!!? How is it possible, literary everyone was in it.
*Captain America: We know. 
*Thor: BUT WE HAD THE MOST FINANCIALLY SUCCESSFUL AND CRITTICALLY ACCLAIMED MOVIE ARC OF ALL TIME.
*Tony Stark: Yep.
*Thor: The payoff of 21 fims coming together in an emotionally stirring way.
*Captain America: Yeah. 
*Thor: That left audiences totally satisfied!!
*Thanos: Not all of us were satisfied😐
*Tony Stark: GO AWAY THANOS, nobody likes you anymore!
*Thanos: Awe, it was my time! 
*Avengers: complains about no best picture nomination*
*Harry Potter: tell me about it...
*Villain pub: We have Joker for best picture and 10 more nominations!
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The Set up: It is a dark day for the multiverse. The evil Lich has managed to wipe out half of the population, leaving the survivors scrambling. But at the Cartoon Avengers base, there is hope…
(Cut to the Cartoon Avengers base. FINN [Adventure Time] and KIM POSSIBLE are looking at a screen showing REX (Generator Rex) is standing outside)
REX: Is anyone home? I don’t know if you remember me. Rex Salazar?
FINN (Surprised): Is this an old recording?
REX (on the screen): I turned into weapons?
KIM (Equally surprised): That’s the front door.
REX: Yeah, that’s me. Can you buzz me in?
FINN (presses a button): Sure, come on in. Well, that’s one more on our side…
(Cut to the screen again where STANFORD PINES [Gravity Falls] is standing.)
FORD: Hello, this is Stanford Pines. I’m here too.
FINN: Alright.
(The scene cuts back and forth from the screen and the interior, each time the room contains more and more people. This time it’s the Mane Six.)
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Hello, this is Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony.
FINN: Get in here, ponies!
(Cut to a PO’d looking Scrooge McDuck [Ducktales 2017].)
SCROOGE: I wish to avenge my family!
FINN: Say no more!
(Cut to the TEEN TITANS [2003 Version, duh]… minus Cyborg.)
ROBIN (Sounding tired): Hi, we’re the Teen Titans…
KIM: Oh… Did you lose someone too?
ROBIN: …Kind of.
FINN: Looks like there’s more heroes out there than we thought!
KIM: Uh… Finn?
(Repeated cuts to various characters standing at the gates. First up is MIKE CHILTON [Motorcity].)
MIKE: Let’s ride!
(Next is KORRA [Avatar: the Legend of Korra]).
KORRA: Oh yeah!
(Cut back to the interior as TERRY MCGINNIS [Batman Beyond] enters.)
TERRY: Hey, my name’s Terry McGinnis, hope you don’t mind, but I let myself in.
FINN: Hahaha yeah!
(After that is a shot of LADYBUG and CHAT NOIR [Miraculous Ladybug]. Then a shot of STAR BUTTERFLY and MARCO DIAZ [Star VS the Forces of Evil], the former is holding little baby METEORA in her arms. Next is a shot of BROCK SAMPSON [The Venture Brothers].)
BROCK: You gonna let me in or what?
(Next is RICK SANCHEZ [Rick and Morty].)
RICK: Hey! It’s *URP* Rick Sanchez, and I h-heard Ford was inside. So, uh *URP*, can-can you let me in? 
FINN: Sure, just watch your language!
(Cut to a certain blue-skinned hero)
FREAKAZOID: Hi, I’m Freakazoid!
(After that is a shot of KAI and LLOYD [Ninjago: Legends of Spinjutzu].)
KIM: Okay… this is getting weird.
(Cut to a shot of OPTIMUS PRIME, BUMBLEBEE and BULKHEAD [Transformers Animated] .)
,
OPTIMUS: Can we come in?
(Back to the interior and it’s now really crowded in there. Everyone looks willing and able to fight… when the screen turns on one more time. On the screen is PIDGE [Voltron: Legendary Defender]. She is standing with her helmet under her arm and looks emotionally exhausted.)
PIDGE: Uh… hello? My name’s Pidge… I-I lost my team…
KIM (softly): Oh, no…
PIDGE: I have nowhere else to go… can you buzz me in?
FINN (angrily): Oh, the Lich is gonna pay!
(Cue the title screen – which looks like the one from the actual trailer, save for the paper with the word “Cartoon” scribbled on it and taped on top.)
“How the Cartoon Avengers Endgame Trailer Should Have Ended”
(Cut back to the base as two more characters appear on screen: MORDECAI and RIGBY [Regular Show].)
MORDECAI: Hey, it’s us! We’re here too. Is there any way we could help?
FINN: Actually, you guys have the most important job of all.
RIGBY: What’s that?
FINN: We’re gonna need you to save us a booth… a really… big… booth. Unless I get left back in time or something. In that case… I’ll save the booth.
RIGBY: Sweet.
THIS SUMMER…
(Cut to KIM and FINN)
KIM: This is gonna work, Finn.
FINN: I know it is. Because I just heard about the new Steven Universe movie… and he’s not dead.
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