Silly-Face

Greetings again boys and ghouls.  You caught me playing my SHRIEKLY GAME OF CROAKQUET hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.  Yes, kiddies, I sure have to GET ON THE BALL with it and have quite a GOOD SLIME ha-ha.  In HACKT, our DEADTIME STORY is about a jester who wants to have a good time as well that I call...
It began sprinking in a stream over in western-Pennsylvania back in 1920 one afternoon.  Three bullies were down, under a bridge, and a young nerd was with them.  "You look like a real freak girl" one of the bullies told the nerd as the others laughed.  "Look at your little, wittle braids.  Those pigtails look like a pig's guys!" the bully said to the nerd and then his friends.  "Yeah, Don, they sure do" the other bullies agreed with him, laughing some more.  The girl started crying.  
Don and his buddies got out switch-blades, flicking them open.  The nerd gasped in fear, as they got very close to her.  "I think we will cut those stupid things off of you and then cut you" Don said to her.  All of a sudden, they all heard a high-pitched giggle.  Looking up, they saw a jester sitting on the one side of the bridge.  It wore a bright-blue jester's suit, with a jester's cap of bright-red and green horizontal-stripes with golden-bells around it, with one on the pointy-end of it.  The jester's nose was big and bright-red and its eyes were tiny and black, as it swung its feet about in its bright-red pointy-shoes with a gold-bell on the end of each one.  As Don took a drink from a bottle of gin, the jester said to him: "you and your friends might enjoy some balloons perhaps".  
"What the?" one of the other bullies exclaimed.  "I am Silly-Face The Jester boys and we can have lots of fun!" the white, painted-faced jester said, leaping down by the stream.  Silly-Face somersaulted over to Don and attacked him, biting his stomach, with huge fangs of yellow cracking out of his lips.  The jester was an alien monster, killing Don, as he gnawed on his stomach.  Then when Don was dead, Silly-Face gazed up, at the two other bullies who screamed in terror.  The alien monster rose yellowish, long claws to their faces and scraped their faces, mudering them, as it roared, deeply.  "Ah, an alien snack of humans ha-ha" Silly-Face roared, dragging the corpses along the bank of the stream, as it vanished with the bodies.  The little nerd sighed in relief and skipped off as it remained sprinkling. 
That was quite a tale that you all could SINK YOUR TEETH INTO right, boils and ghouls?  As for poor Don, he found out quickly that he couldn't STOMACH IT in the end, and his friends had to FACE IT too heh-heh.  Well, Silly-Face was sure rotten, because his appearance started to JESTER a little.