Perfect Balls

Perfect Balls is a carefree man with sublime balls who often gets lost. He finds himself phasing in and out of new locations at a moment's notice. His teleportation ability seems to activate at random, but at times he laments feeling there's something he's "looking for". His alternate mode of transportation is bouncing around on his gigantic inflated balls. 
Perfect Balls' disappearance from the bathhouse sparks the main conflict of Series One, wherein Hung comes to believe Balls has gone missing. In actuality, he just got lost in the bathtub and teleported off somewhere. Regardless, Hung infers from appearance that Balls is too stupid and too hot to wander the modern world aimlessly and thus pursues him relentlessly. In spite of his low intellect, Balls possesses strong natural instinct akin to that of a dog, or monkey perhaps. The fluctuating size and shape of his balls also grant him universal praise and approval wherever he goes.
Perfect Balls is the sole success to derive from the Spicyyeti "Synthetic Perfect Balls Experiment". He was accidentally freed by a negligent CEO operating the experiment, a loss that has since costed the company millions.
== Appearance ==
Perfect Balls defining feature is his perfect balls. They are perfectly symmetrical and glow. The circumference of them is a hotly debated topic in both the in-world and real life scientific community as a sort of immeasurable "dark matter" property. They are very bouncy. 
Perfect Balls has a himbo bodytype. He can't wear clothes or he easily becomes depressed. 
Perfect Balls' ass is described as "ball-like". Resting on it restores health. 
File:Classical Balls.png|Classical depiction of Perfect Balls by Domenico Riccio (1558)
File:Perfect Balls.jpg|Perfect Balls Slipping on a Banana Peel (1588) Art by Dutch artist Hendrick Goltzius (1558–1617)
== Trivia ==
* Balls' glowing-ball ability is reverse-inherited from Blung.
*Perfect Balls is an official member of Coochie Patrol.