Shitass

Shitass François is a recurring character in SMLYTP series first appearing in Jeffy's Brother!. He is the older brother of Jeffy and his deceased twin sister Feebee, it has been confirmed by both Sh*ta*s himself and Jeffy that he is 20 some years old and is a full grown adult. However in his debut he needed surgery as he was dying from one of his organs failing and Jeffy gladley put himself up as the donor. Since then he has gone back to live in his trailer as a white trash version of his younger brother.
== Appearance ==
He appears to be the white trash version of Jeffy as he has brown unruly mullet like hair, blue eyes, yellow pencil, red eraser, black shirt, white diaper, black shorts, and black shoes along with Caucasian skin.
== Personality ==
Sh*ta*s appears to be both as dumb as Jeffy and yet smarter to due to being slightly older than him. He has shown this intellegence as he knew how to swindle people out of things and even pretended to be homeless to earn extra cash.
== Biography ==
=== Birth of Self and of Brother ===
At some point in time either during the year 2000 or 2002 this SML canon version of Nancy decided to stay with Jacques Pierre François to have more children with him. Her first born being a kid she named Sh*ta*s possibly due to him looking like white trash a few years later Sh*ta*s would be given a brother and a sister a boy named Jeffy and a girl named Feebee. When Jeffy was little Sh*ta*s would like to play around with his younger brother and play rough to the point that he threw a rock at Jeffy's when he was a baby with the only thing protecting Jeffy from the impact was a blue helmet however it could only block out some of the blast. Jeffy, Sh*ta*s, and Feebee would grow to be best friends as sibling and the 2 would be devastated with Feebee's death.
=== Life Without Siblings and Moving Out ===
At some point in time, Nancy would get sick of Jeffy's antics and then joy that Sh*ta*s and Jeffy had and got rid of him hoping Sh*ta*s was the kid Jacques would give the money to. However unfortunatley for her, Sh*ta*s would 1. get sick of Nancy, get a job, and move out of the house and 2. not be the kid chosen by Jacques to get the money. Sh*ta*s hating their mother for what she had done to him and his siblings would hope to never see her again and just try to find Jeffy especially when he found out he had organ problems.
=== Reunion With His Brother and Surgery ===
Years later when Jeffy was 16, Sh*ta*s would finally find his long lost brother to the dismay of his brother's adopted father Mario (later changed to Marvin). After having some fun and causing mischief with his brother to the point that they annoyed everyone in the household making them want him gone he confessed the reason he came which was that one of his organs was failing and the donor he needed had to be blood related. As he knew would happen, his brother Jeffy immediatley gave up one of his organs so that way his brother could live, then when Mario was about to adopt Sh*ta*s he confessed that he was a grown adult who just needed surgery and had his own place with Jeffy commenting/asking Mario if he really thought a baby could throw a rock on anothe baby.
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