Conan Clarkson/2.0 and Prior

Conan Clarkson is a character role-played by Ramee.
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==General Description==
Conan Clarkson is a Senior Deputy for the Blaine County Sheriff's Office, Badge #399.
==Background Information==
 Conan Clarkson, born and raised in Liberty City, always wanted to be a Park Ranger. Ever since he was a boy, he had a fascination for wildlife and nature. He would always bring home rabbits and squirrels to his mom to see if he could eat it.
Eventually, he grew out of bringing home roadkill, and decided to preserve parks and oversee recreations. He moved to Los Santos and became a Park Ranger for the San Andreas State Parks Center, where he works with Jessica, who will shoot anyone that stands too close to her.
== The Park Ranger's History ==
First of his name, last of his kind. Conan Clarkson is the last Park Ranger to grace the city of Los Santos. He is famous for his general incompetence, lack of driving ability, and also his lack of a penis.
|left|thumb|215x215px According to the Original Park Ranger, Ziggy Buggs, Clarkson hasn't performed the "ritual on the mountain" to be a REAL Park Ranger. That doesn't stop Clarkson from driving his Park Ranger truck, patrolling the Park Ranger HQ , and taking care of any fallen mountain lions.
Park Ranger Clarkson fears NOTHING. Coyotes? - Please, don't insult him. Warlords? - HA, nice one. Park Ranger Clarkson is a mountain lion whisperer. He is one with nature. That is his natural habitat. Murder Kitties fear Clarkson.
Clarkson gives free tours of his Park Ranger's office. He would start the tour by lifting (and eventually killing) the coyote on top of the hill in front of the Park Ranger's office.
==Relationships==
===Jessica the Park Ranger===
Conan had a relationship with her, but on 2020-03-15 she was brutally executed by Conan after rejecting him in public.
==Momentous Dates within the Government==
===Unified Police Department===
Rank 	Insignia	Note 	Note 	Date
Senior Ranger	 	Appointed as Senior Ranger, Badge #399	Appointed as Senior Ranger, Badge #399 	
Senior Ranger	 	 	FTO Certified 	
Senior Ranger	 	 	Air Certified 	
Senior Ranger	 	 	Interceptor Certified 	
Senior Ranger	 	 	K9 Certified; Handler for Bonan Barkson	
Senior Ranger	 	 	SWAT Certified 	
==Events==
Compromising Footage
Following an incident at the prison where Garfield Henderson attempted to bite Clarkson's thigh (but bit too far up, and ended up biting Clarkson's penis off), his fellow officers had the body part put on ice. Clarkson was transported to the hospital; but after a series of events, the body part was stolen. 
A group of masked men held for ransom, demanding Clarkson to come visit them to retrieve it. When Clarkson arrived, he was held up at gunpoint, and forced to eat it on camera.
Eventually, Uchiha Jones contacted him and was able him a new "shoko", crafted by Boston Dynamics. Clarkson calls it the "Fuckmaster 9000".
Officer Cuck Clarkson
Drug Usage
On November 29th, 2019, while on duty as a Corrections Officer at Bolingbroke Penitentiary, Clarkson received a bag of "ass meth" from a Russian inmate. In return, he reduced the time of the inmate, and tried the ass meth. 
Clarkson became addicted to the drug, continued to use it multiple times; smuggling some out of the prison. Clarkson gave a sample of the drug to Judge LaBarre, who refused to try it, and advised Clarkson to destroy it.
Employment Status
In July of 2020, it was discovered Conan was living out in the forest after becoming uneasy with the status and direction the police department was going back in March/April. Conan was called upon by Jesus to bring back order to the city. Conan is now regularly seen in action fighting crime and is working towards his Interceptor certification.
==Achievements==
* December 18th is National Park Ranger Day. In celebration of Clarkson's sole ranking, the entire police force bears the Park Ranger uniform, vehicle livery, and operates under the callsign of 399.
* The LAST and ONLY park ranger.
* Had a sex change to a woman for a short period of time.
* Has a pet turtle named Mehdi.
* Has cosplayed as both Kael Soze and Dr. Disrespect.
* It has been stated many times that Conan is just "Ramee El-Rahman with a badge".
* Despite his rank of Park Ranger, he is employed by the Blaine County Sheriff's Office, instead of the San Andreas State Park Rangers.
* Many people call him "Cockless Clarkson" - he is honestly a big deal.
* Has eaten his own dick
* Was previously $35,000,000 in debt to State billed by Francis. On August 4th, 2020, Conan's debt was cleared by Bobby Smith.
* Put a 50K bounty on Matt Rhodes and Brittany Angel.
== Quotes ==
* "I'm the last of its kind the last Park Ranger."
* "What the fuck did you just say to me?"
* "Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fucking with a Park Ranger."
* "I'm just a Park Ranger."
* "What's up douchebag? This is Conan Clarkson."
* "This is Park Ranger, Conan Clarkson, with The San Andreas Park Center; operating under the Blaine County Sheriff's Office."
* "This is Conan 'Code 4' Clarkson, aka Triple C."
* "Are you serious right now?"
* "Dude."
* "I'm not an Officer; I'm a Park Ranger."
* "It's time to catch these fucking scumbags."
* "This city is a dying whore."
* "Are you brain dead?"
* "I'm kinda a big deal."
* "I get busy in these streets. I fuck bitches, get money."
* "I'm all about that static."
* "Just another day in the life of a Park Ranger, what can I say."
* "I'm $35 million in debt."
* "Does it make sense Bob"
* "Ranger shit baby!"
* "Yo Yo YG" with Ellis Pinzon 
==Copypastas==
* We get it, you wanna win. A fucking cop that is a non-stop try hard, hangs around the pink cage looking for the newbies to the city so you can arrest them to pad your stats, camps the jewelry store after a tsunami, walks away from your own arrests so you don't have to do the paperwork and stays away from the hood because you know they will easily take you out. Have a good one bud.
* Listen here you tsunami rushing 🌊 one pump dumping 🔫 house robbing 🏠 7:30 pawning ⏰ oxy running 💊 car chopping 🚗 weed selling 🌳 Pokémon card selling 🐹 brake checking 🚫 tire tazing 🔧 mag dumping 💢 cop car stealing 🚨 cop impersonating 👮 gas pouring ⛽ great ocean fleeca robbing 🤑 crack smoking ⚗️ cocaine snorting ⛷️ lockpicking 🔑 aluminum buying 🗜️ stock selling 📈 2-man vaulting 🏦 with no ID on them 📇 SCUMBAGS.
==Conan Clips==
* the 2 time!!
* Show me your hands
* Ramee KEKW clip
* INCEPTION
* gets new car crashes instantly
* conan clarkson perma'd by firing squad 
* RAUUUUUL
* my immersion
* park ranger for Halloween
* park ranger takes meth
* WTF is Ranger Clarkson doing?
==Gallery==
ConanThink.png
ConanOffDuty.png|Conan Off Duty
CcPR.PNG|Vest, Hat, and Motor Pants Uniform
ClarksonNewBadge.png
Conan13.PNG|Jacket + Turtleneck Uniform
Conan7.PNG|Jacket + Turtleneck Uniform
Conan8.PNG|DOC Uniform
ConanDoC.png|DOC Uniform with No Hat
Conan5.PNG
Conan6.PNG
Conanrifle1.PNG
Conan1.png|Conan in Court
MurderKittyStandoff.png|Conan Clarkson & Lauren Forcer in the Dojo
Conanwoman2.png|Woman Look
Ramee17.PNG|Conan with a Beanbag Shotgun
Conanpoint.PNG|Conan sees a mountain lion
Conanpickanimal.PNG|Conan's Lunch
Conanrangerstation.PNG|Conan at the Park Ranger Station
Conantruck.PNG|Conan standing next to a Park Ranger Truck
ConanasKaelsoze.PNG|Conan Cosplay as Kael Soze for Halloween 2019
Conandoc.PNG|Conan Cosplay as DrDisrespect
Conan12.PNG|Medic Uniform
Conanfired.jpg|Park Ranger Newspaper
Conandickeat.png|Eating his own dick
UnderwaterClarkson.jpeg|Conan underwater
Category:2.0 & prior