SpongeBob Sexts a Girl

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SpongeBob Sexts a Girl is a smut episode written by FireMatch. It is a sequel to the episode "Patrick Intercourses With an Elephant".
==Normal transcript==
SpongeBob: (at his computer) AWOOGA! Those are some gigantic honkers!
Gary: Meow. She's 13, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yeah, and?
Gay: Meow, i give up.
(Gary suddenly dies from hypothermia)
SpongeBob: Suit yourself. (keeps typing on Discord) Hey babe, you’re looking pretty sexy right now. Do you want to cum in my bum?
GirlOnDiscord454545: Oh BABE why didn’t you ask that EARLIER! Of COURSE I want to cum in your bum, UwU OwO EwE!
SpongeBob: Yeesh, what have I done?
Gary’s ghost: meow meow meow meow you're making the worst mistake of your life
SpongeBob: Get out of here before I fuck your corpse dead like Mr. Krabs!
Gary’s ghost: (dies)
SpongeBob: Now where were we? Oh yeah. Hey GirlOnDiscord, can you send your… you know…
GirlOnDiscord: Coochie? Sure!
(She sends a picture of her genitals (blurred for television obviously) to SpongeBob in DMs)
GirlOnDiscord: Do you like it? OwO
SpongeBob: I… holy shit that’s amazing. I love it!
GirlOnDiscord: Great! I’ve been working on them for 13 years!
SpongeBob: I… I can tell.
GirlOnDiscord: So… do you wanna meet sometime in person?
SpongeBob: DO I!
GirlOnDiscord: Wait, I haven’t asked you… how old are ‘’you’’?
SpongeBob: (lying) I’m 14.
GirlOnDiscord: GREAT! Let the fuckening begin soon!
Gary’s ghost’s corpse: Oh my god why
SpongeBob: SHUT UP BEFORE I TORTURE YOU ANALLY!
Gary’s ghost’s corpse: I can’t die any further so I’ll just disappear. (disappears)
SpongeBob: Well then. Gary is lucky I forced him to get neutered.
French narrator: Two… hours… later… (gunshot is heard)
(SpongeBob hears a doorbell ring at his door)
SpongeBob: Come in! Or should I say… cum in. (laughs)
Police officer: (breaking down the door) Excuse me, fucking pervert, are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
SpongeBob: Yes. Is that a problem?
Police officer: It appears it is a big problem, Mr. SquarePants, as we have a report of you sexting a thirteen-year-old girl on a social media platform called… Discord.
(dramatic music plays)
SpongeBob: Discord? Nope never heard of such a thing.
Police officer: Well unless you get bailed out by Elon Musk or some other stupid billionaire, I’m afraid you’ll be put to life in prison.
SpongeBob: LIFE IN PRISON?! BUT I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO HAVE SEX WITH HER! I MEAN-
Police officer: Tell it to the judge, nonce.
(Cut to court)
Judge: Guilty.
SpongeBob: What?! But there’s not even a jury here yet!
(A jury magically shows up)
Jury: GUILTY!
Judge: Then it's settled. Three life sentences for SpongeBob SquarePants! (bangs gavel)
SpongeBob: (cries)
(Gary’s ghost’s corpse appears again)
Gary’s ghost’s corpse: Told ya.
SpongeBob: OH YOU JUST HAD TO RUB IT IN DIDN'T YOU!
(Cut to SpongeBob in jail)
SpongeBob: Welp. This is how my life ends. How pathetic.
Warden: Uh, SpongeBob sir? Some guy claiming to be Elon Musk is bailing you out.
SpongeBob: What?
Elon Musk: Hello SpongeBob, it is me, famous billionaire Elon Musk who puts children to slave away countless hours for cobalt, here to bail you out.
SpongeBob: Oh boy! I never thought the day would come!
(SpongeBob then wakes up in his jail bed)
SpongeBob: FUCK!
Ken Stringfellow: (staring creepily) You think you have it hard.
(end)
==Original transcript==
SpongeBob: (at his computer) AWOOGA! Those are some gigantic honkers!
Gary: Meow. She's 13, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yeah, and?
Gay: Meow, i give up.
(Gary suddenly dies from hypothermia)
SpongeBob: Suit yourself. (keeps typing on Discord) Hey babe, you’re looking pretty sexy schmexy. Do you want to cum in my bum?
GirlOnDiscord454545: Oh BABE why didn’t you ask that EARLIER! Of COURSE I want to cum in your bum, UwU OwO EwE!
SpongeBob: Yeesh what have I done?
Gary’s ghost: meow meow meow meow
SpongeBob: Get out of here before I fuck your corpse dead!
Gary’s ghost: (dies)
SpongeBob: Now where were we? Oh yeah. Hey GirlOnDiscord454545, can you send your… your…
GirlOnDiscord: Coochie? Sure!
(She sends an obviously blurred out picture of her genitals to SpongeBob in DMs)
GirlOnDiscord: Do you like it? OwO
SpongeBob: I… holy shit that’s amazing. I love it!
GirlOnDiscord: Great! I’ve been working on them for 13 years!
SpongeBob: I… I can tell.
GirlOnDiscord: So… do you wanna meet sometime?
SpongeBob: DO I!
GirlOnDiscord: Wait, I haven’t asked you… how old are ‘’you’’?
SpongeBob: (lying) I’m 14.
GirlOnDiscord: GREAT! Let the fuckening begin!
Gary’s ghost’s corpse: Oh my god why
SpongeBob: SHUT UP BEFORE I TORTURE YOU ANALLY!
Gary’s ghost’s corpse: I can’t die any further so I’ll just disappear. (disappears)
SpongeBob: Well then. I’m glad I forced Gary to get neutered.
French narrator: Two… hours… later… (gunshot is heard)
(SpongeBob hears a doorbell ring at his door)
SpongeBob: Come in! Or should I say… cum in.
Police officer: Excuse me, pervert, are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
SpongeBob: Yes? Is that a problem?
Police officer: It appears it is a big problem, Mr. SquarePants, as we have a report of you sexting a thirteen-year-old girl on a social media platform called… Discord.
(dramatic music plays)
SpongeBob: Discord? Nope never heard of such a thing.
Police officer: Well unless you get bailed out by Elon Musk or some other billionaire, I’m afraid you’ll be put to life in prison.
SpongeBob: LIFE IN PRISON?! BUT I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO HAVE SEX WITH HER!
Police officer: Tell it to the judge, nonce.
(Cut to court)
Judge: Guilty.
SpongeBob: What?! But there’s not even a jury here yet!
(A jury magically shows up)
Jury: GUILTY!
SpongeBob: (cries)
(Gary’s ghost’s corpse appears again)
Gary’s ghost’s corpse: Told ya.
SpongeBob: OH YOU JUST HAD TO RUB IT IN DIDNT YOU!
(Cut to SpongeBob in jail)
SpongeBob: Welp. This is how my life ends. Didn’t even get to meet the gal. How pathetic.
Warden: Uh, SpongeBob sir? Some guy claiming to be Elon Musk is bailing you out.
SpongeBob: What?
Elon Musk: Hello SpongeBob, it is me, famous billionaire Elon Musk who puts children to slave away countless hours for cobalt, here to bail you out.
SpongeBob: Oh boy!
(SpongeBob then wakes up in his jail bed)
SpongeBob: FUCK!
Ken Stringfellow: You think you have it hard.
(end)
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