Constipated Prophets

1. Cain: He wasn't able.
2. King Solomon: He sat on the throne for forty years.
3. King David: Who neither Heaven nor Earth could move.
4. Moses: He took two tablets and went up into the mountains.
5. Noah: He spent 40 days and 40 nights on the ark and passed nothing but water. 
6. Balam: He couldn't move his ass.
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