The Christophers

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, C1?"
== Biography ==
The Christophers are a body with two heads that look like a pair of fingers, both named Christopher, both of whom speak with identical British accents. Christopher 1 (on the right with grey hair) is the smart one, Christopher 2 (on the left with green hair) is the dumb one (but he gets to have the writing hand). 
They are almost always seen holding a glass of red wine in each, suiting their roles as bartenders at The Space Captains Club, which they owned, operated and spent most of their time in throughout the series.
The Christophers generally act snooty and elitist towards other characters, especially Space Tree who they seem to look down upon as a captain, even though he's the only friggin' customer they can get to come to their club. 
It's implied that they hold the rank of Captain, given they run The Captains Club and their disdain for Space Tree's captaincy, although they're never seen actually captaining a ship (unless the Captains Club counts).
They briefly handed over possession of The Space Captains Club to Space Tree after he tricked them into selling it for two million pizzolas (although the deal worked out in their favor in the end). As of Allon's Crib they have bought back the club because they "lost all of their winnings on Russian Roulette and there was a loophole in the contract". Makes sense.
Christopher 1 likes to trick his brother into believing he's a robot, causing Christopher 2 to stab himself in the head in an attempt to remove his robot brain.
In Forescore Jones: Xmas, they worked with Forescore Jones in a sting operation to catch zombie kids. They eventually abandoned the plan when a zombie was found. It's also revealed in this episode that their birthday is Christmas Day.
In The Tree Whisperer Christopher 2 is near-death and unconscious thanks to PinkFrosting88 and the gang stealing a life-sustaining magic cube back in The Marone Mongoose. His near-death state allows Mee to slap him for forty hours straight until Christopher 1 decides to move to a different room.
As of The End the Chistophers' location is unknown, as they were sucked into a portal made by PF88. Also in that episode Christopher 1 revealed that everyone in the room (PinkFrosting88, Reginald, and The Christophers) had super powers, although it remains unclear exactly what powers the Christophers possessed.
== Memorable Quotes ==
* "If I wasn't holding a wine glass right now, I would be giving you the thumbs up." - Space Girlfriend
* "Oh, well, what a coincidence. I presented your mother's business opportunity last night! ... I dunno. He told me to say it. What do you want?" - Business Opportunity
* "Uh, sorry, Forescore, but I'm too old for this shit." - Forescore Jones: Christmas
* "While you were gone, we bought the Club back, because we lost our fortune playing Russian Roulette and there was a loophole in the contract." - Allon's Crib
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