Sick as a Dog

Sick as a Dog is the thirteenth episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 13th episode overall. It was written and directed by , and aired on June 1st, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with Patrick and SpongeBob walking to the Shave and Save store. Interior, they enter the store.]
Steve: Welcome to the Shave and Save, we shave, you save!
SpongeBob: Hey Steve.
[They both walk into an aisle, Patrick opens a freezer door.]
Patrick: Barnacles!
SpongeBob: What?
[SpongeBob walks over.]
Patrick: They're out of the Kelp Blast soda!
SpongeBob: What has it been now, Four, Five weeks?
Patrick: Steve, any new shipments?
[Steve then turns around and begins typing at the old 2005-era desktop at the check out station.]
Steve: Uhhhh (click) Nope.
Patrick: What the barnacles is going on? Who makes this soda I want to speak to the manager!
Steve: Let's see, it's actually a few miles south of Kelp City, Karen.
SpongeBob: We should go there and see if they have any date on our soda.
[We then wipe to them at the factory reception.]
Receptionist: I dunno.
Patrick: Barnacles!
SpongeBob: Do you at least know anything?
Receptionist: Well, no.
SpongeBob: C'mon Patrick, we better head back to the apartment, we don't wanna miss Carl's Nacho Fiesta.
Patrick: (whispering to SpongeBob) No, follow me.
SpongeBob: What?
[Patrick yanks SpongeBob by him and they turn into another hallway and continue walking down it.]
SpongeBob: Patrick I don't think we're supposed to be here.
Patrick: Something fishy is going on and I know I'm not smelling myself this time, I just showered like, 4 days ago.
SpongeBob: You're not wrong but, we could violate many laws.
Patrick: Shh! (he and SpongeBob enter a closet as a few executives walk by.)
Executive #1: So the soda got messed up by the virus?
Executive #2: Yeah but it only affects our Canada stock so it doesn't matter.
Executive #1: Why aren't we shipping anything to the US yet?
Executive #3: Because they'll expose our horrible business pract--
[All three of them notice SpongeBob and Patrick watching them very unsecretly.]
Executive #1: (sigh) What do you want?
Patrick: You to reveal the truth to the public in our country and Canada, fix your soda, and ship it out to places again!
Executive #3: What can you do, blackmail us?
Executive #1: That's exactly what he's doing.
Executive #2: ...crap
[We cut to a few weeks later, Patrick and SpongeBob have a bunch of Kelp Blast merchandise and soda, they're both drinking it at Carl's Nacho Fiesta party.]
SpongeBob: Okay, I was wrong, this was the right thing to do.
Patrick: Yup.
[They both take a sip from a can as we fade to the end of the episode.]
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