Promos Quotes

:Pam: Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um...
:Clark: It's porn.
:Pam: Yeah.
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:Dwight: OK, you are useless. I'll take care of this. [walks out of Andy's office and dumps water on Phyllis]
:Phyllis: What the hell?!
:Dwight: It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.
:Andy: Excuse me, dirty birdie [takes Phyllis' iPod]
:Phyllis: Wait, what?
:Andy: You can have this back at the end of the day. [cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him] Oh!!
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:Kevin: This is a documentary? Oh, I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.
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:Stanley: Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.
:Phyllis: I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?
:Stanley: She does. But neither of them know about Lydia.
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:Stanley: [on phone] Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.
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