Everset

Said "Ever-Set Lie-Can-Thrope Gah-Row"
A Tauren with the tendency to Bullcrap. Not a day goes by without this Tauren giving someone some crap that he makes up off of the top of his head. He believes he is a tree and will then go on to convince whoever the poor, unfortunate soul who has bothered him that he is one, or he'll try to convince said person that he's taking a break from life.He has now got into convincing people that he's a holy priest of sorts and wishes to cleanse the world of its impurities. Upon entering this phase he'll wear his red priestly garb and won't drink alcohol. But this is all part of the ruse. He has also bothered to wash properly when wearing this garb.He's a thieving rat and will steal any valuables that you're silly enough not to secure. He fancies himself as a rogue… and if Tauren ever did acquire the rogue class then he'd probably be swapping without skipping a beat (or not, who knows what goes on in that head of his?).
When he talks of his family, he may make out that they are trees also (or if you're wise to his bullcrap, other Tauren), this is not entirely true as most of them are elves, or undead.
Ev shares his name with a High Elf that went missing some years back - around about the same time that this Tauren appeared. This is because due to being accidently polymorphed into a Tauren by his brother - who was aiming to turn him into coal - Ev has a High (now Blood) Elf family.
==Appearence==
===Face===
Black fur covers this one's face. He is permanently wearing a stupid grin on his face that gets wider when he says something "bullcrap-worthy". He has glowing green eyes that you will only see if he takes his engineering goggles off (sometimes the goggles amplify the green). He has a messy mane that hangs around his face with strands flicking across his eyes. He has a large, gold nose ring which is; "the latest instalment".
===Body===
He's not very bulky and isn't the tallest of Tauren. He has various nicks and cuts all over him. He is quite grimy and not very well kept because one of his mottos is; "why clean up when you're only going to get dirty again?" He doesn't just look grimy, he smells pretty bad too.
===Clothing & Trinkets===
Mainly he wears whatever leather or cloth he can find. All of his clothing is incredibly grimy and burnt, probably from where he continually blows himself sky high with something to do with engineering. He keeps a large sack on his back which carries all his engineering stuff.
===Mounts & Vanity Pets===
Everset has a pet Wood Frog… that he has named "Sundancer" as well as a cockroach called "He who dances in Sunlight". Ev can be seen on a green Hawkstrider that he has named "Emerald Sunset" mostly, when not he may be on his green skeletal warhorse called "Jade Sunwalker", his timber Worg, "Envy" or his Venomhide Ravasaur called "Baby Munchling".
===Forms===
Bear Form - Ev's bear form has a sleaker nose then most Tauren bears, without horns. His ears are a lot longer.
Cat Form - Typical black cat form, except his mane is also black and his eyes glow green.
Tree Form - Again very typical tree form, he does however have purple leaves growing on the branches on his head. Nobody's too sure why they are purple.
==Background==
===Childhood===
Born the thirteenth child out of forteen with a non identical twin brother Called Setta, Everset's parents were well adversed to looking after children by then, but what they didn't expect was how much of a tearaway young Everset would be. Spending most of his time with his older brother Naeol - who was a tearaway himself in the family - Ev learnt many things.
===Becoming a Knight because it looks... Easy!===
At the age of fifteen Ev decided he would become a Knight of the Silver Hand because it looked "easy" he soon found out that that was not so and that Palor just made it look that way.
Everset crawled all the way to the title Knight but stopped there. During this period Ev had relationships and casual flings etc. etc. and has therefore ended up with a lot of children, most of which he doesn't know the names of.
===Polymorphed===
One fateful day, Ev was mucking around in Anon's lab, Anon had twice already told him to leave but Ev kept pushing his luck. Then Ev did something very bad, he knocked over one of Anon's instruments causing a chain reaction that ended up burning a hole into the floor. Anon wasn't very pleased, infact he was fuming, so much so that he turned around on Ev and started muttering an incantation. Ev chose this moment to run, as he moved he saw the spell fly into the pillar behind where he was and turn it into coal. Anon - unperturbed - starts the same incantation again, so Ev runs, falls down the steps and keeps running, dodging every spell Anon throws at him. As Ev was running down on of the streets, he falls over his own two feet just as Anon turns the corner. Anon starts the incantation again, Ev braces himself then Fenderem rounds the corner and interupts him at a crucial stage, Anon fires the spell and it hits Ev turning him not into coal but rather a Tauren. Now they have a problem as he is a Tauren now and not an elf. Due to the complexity of the spell, Ev couldn't talk Thalassian anymore, making him almost a proper Tauren.
===Travelling===
Everset, now a Tauren, travelled down from Eversong towards Stranglethorn looking for signs of his own race, he heard there was a new land to explore so thought he would head towards there. He managed at Stranglethorn to stow away on a passing ship and went all the way to Kalimdor. Once there he set out to find this weird and wonderful race he had become apart of. He soon found it in one of the Tauren Tribes.
===Becoming a Druid===
Shapeshifting has always fascinated Everset, even his strange predicament fascinates him now. When he found the Tauren tribe he soon picked up the ways of a Druid. He now travels the world trying to learn as many forms as he can.
===Seanachaidh===
During this time Ev had quite an ongoing relationship with a female tauren of which produced his long suffering daughter Seanachaidh, she has grown up and dislikes her father dearly.
===The Sunwell going bang===
As soon as that happened, and as soon as the now Blood Elves were non hostile (and learning orchish), Ev travelled all the way back home (to his families castle they live in on the outskirts of Everson) and found that it had changed but had remained the same (with green eyes), Palor and Setta were now forsaken, Anon had lost it and Naeol was much the same as he had left him added that he shot things as well as tamed beasts.
===Polymorph blip===
Sometimes the intricate matrix on Ev's permenant polymorph spell has a spasm of sorts and he reverts back to an elf briefly before it fixes itself once again. He can get up to all sorts of trouble while like this.
===Outland===
Somehow, Everset managed to get into Outland where he spread his good will and annoyance around the whole of there. He then decided that he wasn't _JUST_ a tree, but an ambassador of the Tree Nation.
===Northrend===
Everset has wound up in Northrend, doesn't seem to pay much attention that the world is in complete chaos and carries on as he usually does, with a little bit of whining about it being too cold to fly.
EDIT: Everset has managed to convince a blue drake called Rileygos to cart him around over Northrend, we're not sure how he has managed to do this, it is believed Rileygos is a little dim... or naive. Either way the poor drake is often roped into Everset's Northrend/Outland plots. People may say that Rileygos deserves this - being he is a blue - but anybody who has actually spoken to him will realise he's not a typical blue drake and is as soft as anything.
===Boomkin===
Those that know Everset's famous "Ambassador of the Tree Nation" guise will be interested to know that he is no longer an Ambassador, this is because he got exiled from the tree nation due to a sorry misshap involving a shaman ritual and a burning branch.
What happened was, he was attending this ritual with some friends and got a burning sprig that he started waving around slowly, a few of his tree friends copied him and they all ended up catching fire. Everset managed to jump into a lake to stop burning but his friends were not so lucky and died in the fire. This is all apparently his fault and now he is exiled from the tree nation until further notice.
Everset is hiding out as - what he calls himself - a "Boomkin", this to him is an owlkin that throws bombs, which he can make.
==Currently==
Ev is trying to convince people he is a tree, or a holy priest but mostly a tree. He's also Kitirra's pillow and wrestling partner. He also has fun conversations with Watrus while walking down the road on his giant green hawkstrider about silly stuff.
==Involvement==
Ev is friends with Watrus & Kitirra
His known siblings are;
Naeol Arjilo & Palor Undermire
His known children are; Rheana & Seanachaidh Tir Na Nog
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