123518-3-11-2015-0-50-tldr

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I am in a foul mood.  I literally took today off to handle issues moving into our new condo.  I spent all day on the phone with soon to be utility companies and soon to be ex utility companies.  All of whom have decided that when you say you're cancelling your service, what they really mean is that you'd like to move your service to your new location.  Even if you don't have to pay for that service at your new condo.  Even if you don't need that service at your new condo.  Even if they can't even provide that service at your new condo.  I come bearing a miasma of hate and suffering.
 
Perfect mood for a TL;DR then.  Tony begins the stream in a chipper mood with a flourishing DD.  I'm having my first black metal anti-happiness growl moment already.  Let's begin...
 
 
-Tony and DD begin the stream by doing their best to *cupcake* off Anlath.  The 10 Day Free Trial page is live.  Send your friends.  Bring your friends back.  Finally, we have a page to send people that has a giant button on it that says "Start Free Trial".  Because, apparently, that's necessary now to have a big button with the words on it.  Tony gets the impression that someone isn't listening to him while he's talking.  At least that's what I think he said.... let me rewind it....
 
-Tony announces and congratulates DD on becoming a full-time community manager for Wildstar.  She is now a full time employee instead of a forum moderator.  Somewhere, Buster is preparing a wheelbarrow full of gunpowder...
 
-Tony is also changing his role slightly as he takes on some more work from other games.  They want to get some community content out there like videos and content that they haven't been able to do.  Just as long as you still do a stream here for me to lampoon, Tony.  I've got kids to feed!
 
-A bunch of staff went to Pax lately and gave out plushies (which Tony will be giving one of this stream as well).  DD mentions there are a lot of new faces around the office now.  DD may now be noticing because everyone in-game with her is crotch-height.  Tony points this out.  Methink the Tony doth protest too much...
 
-Tony logs into game in Tempest Refuge.  He actually begins by showing us some slightly more ninja-like platforming skills.  The pupil learns, sensei!  Tony decides to take some time to kill the disgusting, filthy Chua.  Tony, that's terrible!  Chua can be very tasty!
 
 
-Tony also demonstrates that he has learned to reliably open with charged shot once he gets to Windward Notch.  Could it be?  Is it true?  Is he.... finally learning?  We're like proud parents of a child finally learning to walk... in that we really hope that you can now graduate and move into a college dorm so that we can start having sex in the kitchen again.
 
-Tony drives off the ramp heading back to Tempest Refuge.  He cautions us against looking elsewhere while we drive.  Remember kids, don't text and drive... stay alive.  Or, in Tony's case, stay alive somewhat longer...  I mean, to be fair, that may be because Tony has a giant disco ball right in the middle of his vision.  It's a wonder a Judge hasn't pulled him over yet and cited him.  I guess things are different in Nexus.  Who actually DOES dispense traffic tickets on Nexus?
 
-Tony delivers the worst Sylvester Stallone.  He says he knows it's bad.  He asks us to save our tweets that tell him it's bad.  Okay Tony, I won't tweet about how shockingly sad that impression was...  Tony brings up his party list and shows us his party includes Roda, Scrappy Jack, and Lucia.  Scrappy Jack's perfect attendance is addressed.  However, it isn't explained.
 
-Tony reminds us that the ten day free trial isn't just for new players, but also for lapsed players.  Anyone can use it to come back and see what changed.  Tony starts to leave so they can start leveling, but DD brings him back to see mounted folks jumping in place.  The jiggling, it's almost hypnotic....
 
-Tony jumps into a room and asserts he doesn't need help.  DD agrees.  Tony asks if DD is "paytronizing" him.  That's not "paytronizing", Tony.  This is "paytronizing."
 
-Tony complains at his lack of kills.  DD and the crew steps back to let Tony activate the boss.  Except Fleur DeLys pulls a Dasmoose on the stream and one-shots the mob.  Shhhh, Fleur, we don't always like to remind Tony that, as a Spellslinger, his weapon really isn't that big....
 
-Dasmoose arrives.  Apparently, he is too sick to be playing.  Tony scolds him.  Tony doesn't actually know that you can play this game while you're sick.  It doesn't require that much energy.  Or respiration.  Olivar is also there.  It's trite but true, Chua are like twibbles.  They're everywhere and breeding so fast they're spilling out of your overhead compartments.
 
-DD reminds Tony he needs to stop running away from the group.  He needs better group etiquette.  Tony decides to keep saying "uh-huh" over and over.  Sounds like the early '00s.  Tony arrives in Thundercall Village with an entire gang and begins to just kill everything in sight.  More California gang activity.  Tony says he's gotten feedback to sing more.  I agree.  Sing this, Tony!  We'll be waiting to hear it in the next live stream.
 
-Tony begins scratching his nose.  He says his nose itches.  I think the plague has come to Tony...  the next stream shall be cancelled.  No stunning rendition of premier British music?  Tony makes sure everyone lines up so he can get a good Sons of Anarchy pic.  Unfortunately, his disco ball is shown up by Olivar's oversized hamster ball.
 
-Tony begins singing again.  He finally apologizes for being in a good mood.  Apology accepted.  There will only be negativity on the Internet!  You are not allowed to be having a good time!  You are only allowed to be having a slightly less horrible time playing video games than anything else.  I think there was a book written about this somewhere....  DD then starts singing the Farmer in the Dell.  He now has absolutely nothing to apologize for.
 
-Tony begins trying to do the farmer quest.  He obviously didn't read it well enough or pay attention, because as soon as the cast is done, he isn't clicking on an action.  DD turns and points it out to Tony.  Tony begins to berate her... and takes so long that the farmer goes unconvinced again.  Tony just randomly slaps the next farmer, who didn't need it.  This needs an episode of Gangland with Toe Knee's face blurred, speaking through a voice modulator in an inscrutable accent.
 
-While Tony is wasting his time, Scrappy Jack starts picking fights with Timetravel, who is there on his Dominion 50.  This is not going well for Scrappy Jack, who is 22.  And is not Timetravel.  Timetravel's actually really good at the game.  Maybe a bit of that will rub off and Tony will be able to run a normal STL soon.
 
-Tony's leveling is now being completely interrupted by a mass of PVP happening between Tony's ZTF Gang and the newly arrived Dominion coming with Olivar and Timetravel.  Now it really looks like a warzone Tony's walking into!  Ahhhhh, glorious world PVP.  We all asked, and we received.  Except Tony isn't flagged.
 
-Tony stops and sizes up Olivar.  He seems to seriously consider picking a fight with him.  He then decides he just doesn't have enough time for a 1v1 with Olivar.  Tony is severely overestimating how long it would take Olivar to turn him into a tres leches cake.  It might take longer since he's looking for the duel flag on a Dominion.
 
-Tony decides to do a few quest turn-ins, one of which is in Gale Canyon.  He flies to the end of a cliff, jumps off, and activates safe fall, still nearly dying.  Many die following him off the cliff.  I suppose that answers that age old question your mother asked you...
 
-The dueling begins!  DD instantly drops a flag on Tony.  Tony does okay at first, getting her out of stealth, then she defeats him in a duel.  It was a well fought contest.  Then Tony and DD are accidentally caught in another telegraph and killed.  That ends that....
 
-Tony screams for Olivar to duel him!  DUEL HIM!  ..... This is a good point to mention for anyone who doesn't know that you can't duel cross-faction.  DD drops a flag and says no one else is dueling Tony.  That's not true.  Olivar is trying his best to shoot Tony, but Tony won't flag up.  Then again, Olivar would probably not be his biggest problem if he flagged...
 
-TONY WINS A DUEL!  And then is killed by the roan he aggroed during the fight...  The irony is delicious.
 
-Tony's community shout out this week is for Strange Tales from Outer Space.  Strange Tales does Wildstar-themed podcasts and are brought to you by Queuetimes.  Check them out!
 
-Fan art this week comes from Anivel.  It's incredible that Anivel's collection just keeps on giving!  He gives us Aurin David Bowie.  We then get an Aurin from Yunivel.  We then get some stylized class posters from Madelon Westerik.  Make sure you submit your fan art of all strains through fanart@wildstar-online.com.
 
-DD also brings up some festival thing happening on Entity on Sunday for the Exiles!    As my own community shout out on the back of that, if you're an Exile on Entity, make sure you're in Thayd this coming Sunday (3/15) for THAYDFEST!  It's going to be great!  We'll have games, prizes, and the sacrifice of a virgin to our blood gods!  .... Hopefully.  That one's still in committee.  Well, at least DD will be there!  Not that we'll be sacrificing her to the blood gods either....  that's also still in committee.  It starts 1pm Eastern.  Be there!
 
Thanks Wildstar for the 10 Day Trial, congrats to DD, congrats to the plushie winner.  I'm going to go snarl at a wall for an hour before bed to complete my nightly workout.  Go away.
 	
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			To be fair, both of those Tony deaths were me. Their duels flagged them as hostile to me for the duration, so I just waited til they were almost done...	
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To be fair, both of those Tony deaths were me. Their duels flagged them as hostile to me for the duration, so I just waited til they were almost done...
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To be fair, both of those Tony deaths were me. Their duels flagged them as hostile to me for the duration, so I just waited til they were almost done...
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That evening was simply awesome :D
Makes me want to live in the US and play more on the US server....
 
I was laughing so hard when Tony tried to Duel me!
Perhaps a good incentive to allow cross-faction Duels ;)
 
I was really happy to activate my US trial and hop on the stream to be honest.
At the moment I'm really considering activating my US account again and just play a bit more on the US server during the weekends so I can keep up with Tony's leveling and play around on Tuesdays.	
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To be fair, both of those Tony deaths were me. Their duels flagged them as hostile to me for the duration, so I just waited til they were almost done...
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-Tony is also changing his role slightly as he takes on some more work from other games.  They want to get some community content out there like videos and content that they haven't been able to do.  Just as long as you still do a stream here for me to lampoon, Tony.  I've got kids to feed!
 
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-Tony is also changing his role slightly as he takes on some more work from other games.  They want to get some community content out there like videos and content that they haven't been able to do.  Just as long as you still do a stream here for me to lampoon, Tony.  I've got kids to feed!
 
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-Tony complains at his lack of kills.  DD and the crew steps back to let Tony activate the boss.  Except Fleur DeLys pulls a Dasmoose on the stream and one-shots the mob.  Shhhh, Fleur, we don't always like to remind Tony that, as a Spellslinger, his weapon really isn't that big....
 
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In my defense, I had no idea he wasn't a Warrior. Isn't everyone a Warrior?
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