The Missing Loud Siblings/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 9, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2011
This episode is rated TV-Y7-FV.
The episode begins on the street as the school bus passes by. We then cut to the interior of the bus.
Stella Zhau​​​​​: Ah, it's great to have everyone back together again after summer vacation!
Liam Hunnicutt: But it kinda feels like something's missing.
Clyde McBride, Liam Hunnicutt, Zach Grudle, Rusty Spokes and Stella Zhau: *puts our hands on our chins and thinks* Hmm...
Clyde McBride: My glasses! My glasses are missing! I'm not wearing any glasses! I never wear glasses, I don't wear any glasses. I can't see. I can't see.
Zach Grudle: You're right though, there is something missing. It feels too... nice.
Rusty Spokes: Yeah, I've been wearing my new fresh hat for a whole twenty minutes and no one has made fun of it once!
Liam Hunnicutt: Let me rectify that for you. I can see why you kept the label on, Mr. Krabs wants a refund too!
Rusty Spokes: Eh, first degree burn at best. Won't even leave a scar. Gumball would've come up with something way better.
Clyde McBride, Liam Hunnicutt, Zach Grudle, Rusty Spokes and Stella Zhau: *notices Lincoln is gone missing, then gasps* Where's Lincoln?!
Screen cuts to a shot of the Loud House, then cut to a shot of Lincoln's room, which is empty.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Kids, kids! It's half past seven! You're gonna be late for your first day back! Mom left me in charge, and if I don't get you to school on time, she'll destroy me—destroy you! Uh—us! *babbles* Ah! *wakes up* Oh, it was a dream. It's not really seven-thirty—it's eight-thirty! *bursts through the bedroom door* Ah! You're late! *removes bed sheets hurriedly* Argh! *notices Lincoln is gone missing* Oh, no, the kids have turned into school supplies! Or am I still dreaming? Only one way to find out. *jumps out window* Hmm, I can't fly, so this definitely isn't a dream. Not dreaming, start panicking. Start panicking! *runs around the house, screaming, then calls Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Hello-o-o, this is my wife speaking.
Mr. Krabs: Whose wife?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Uh, Lynn's.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Loud, what is it this time?
Lynn Loud Sr.: I'm just calling to say that the kids won't be here this morning. They've got, uhh, fat heads!
Mr. Krabs: Doesn't sound that bad, send them in!
Lynn Loud Sr.: But that was just the start of it! They've also got a cough, their skin is falling off, and they've got black lumps all over their arms.
Mr. Krabs: That sounds like the bubonic plague!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Yes, that! I'm giving them vitamins, so they'll be in after lunch! Bye!
Mr. Krabs: Wait? No!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *hangs up, but the phone rings again* The kids still have the plague!
Rita Loud: *extremely fatigued* Maybe it's because I just finished my night shift and I desperately need sleep, but I could've sworn you just said the kids have the plague.
Lynn Loud Sr.: No, I didn't, you did!
Rita Loud: Did I? Oh, I'm so tired.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I know. Me too!
Rita Loud: Sure, an all night shift in the factory is nothing compared to half an hour of back to school shopping in the mall.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Exactly!
Rita Loud: Well, as long as you got them to school on time.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Come on, trust me!
Rita Loud: I know, I'm sorry for doubting you. *phone rings* Uh, listen, I'll pick them up after school. Love you!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *hangs up* Don't know what she's worried about, I'm a good father.
Lynn Sr.'s mirror reflection makes a gesture.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *flips the mirror* What do you know? *sighs* Where are they? Okay. The best way to find them is to retrace your steps. *runs around in reverse back into the bedroom* Okay they're not here. So, when did I last see them? It was yesterday afternoon...
Flashback starts.
Lynn Sr. is out on the lawn.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Come on sleepy heads, Lynn's shopping was so tiring, we're going to bed now even though it's only five o' clock. *takes out school supplies, mistaking them for the kids, and puts them in bed, kisses them, then passes out in my bedroom* Right, so if the shopping is in the beds, the kids must be... in the trunk! *barges out of the house screaming, and starts banging on the car trunk* Kids! Are you in there? They can't speak! They're running out of air! *tries blowing air into the car trunk until my ears suddenly pop* Ah! Open Sesame! Alakazam! Avocado Kredenza! What's the magic word again? Oh yeah. *slams into the trunk* PLEASE!
Car keys fly out of his pocket.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Aha! *tries sawing the car trunk with the keys* Wait! This is the key!! *tries to open the trunk, but fails* Dang it! Why isn't this working!?
Gaylord Robinson: Hey, that's not your car, Loud.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You're right! My car hasn't got all those dents in the trunk. Hmmm. [sits down] So I have my keys, but I don't have my car. How can that be?
Lynn Sr. has another flashback. It occurs at the mall's parking lot.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You guys stay here while I go get the ticket. *walks* Wait! A good father wouldn't leave his children in a hot car with the windows wide open *closes my car window and locks the car with the keys* Safety first.
As Lynn Sr. gets his ticket.
Banana Barbara: *arrives and parks next to Lynn Sr.'s vanzilla*
She gets out to take her ticket and Richard jumps in her car.
Lynn Loud Sr.: All right kids. Let's go.
The car keys won't fit.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Huh? *slams cars keys into the ignition, somehow forcing the car to start* Prepare to jump into hyperspace! *silence* Aw! They sleep already. *drives off*
Banana Barbara: *runs* Wait, my car!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* The kids must still be locked in my car! *runs* I'm coming, kids! *returns, extremely tired* My vanzilla! *gets in the car and drives away, then drives to the mall* Come here, kids. Breathe! *punches and breaks glass of what is supposed to be my car's window, but turns out to be a parking booth* Where's my Vanzilla?
Builderman: Uhh, in section D?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Thank you! *punches out Gary Hedges' car window* Where's section D?!
Gary Hedges: Just after section C.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *punches out Gary Hedges' other car window* Sorry! I forgot to say thanks!
Lynn Sr. is about to break his car window, but he notices the kids aren't in the car. He screams and breaks another car window, setting off a car alarm.
Builderman: Please sir, stop breaking everything, what's going on!?
Lynn Loud Sr.: I can't find my kids!
Builderman: Well when did you last see them?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Umm... yesterday. After buying their stuff, I went to pick them up from the play center.
Another flashback occurs. Distorted versions of the Loud siblings are playing in a ball pit.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *arrives*
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Dad. Did you get everything we need for school tomorrow?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Yes son, and now I'm here to take you home.
Lincoln Loud: I love you, Dad.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I love you too, son.
Lola Loud: That's wonderful! You're a great dad. *chants*
Flashback fades away.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I'm a great dad. I'm a—wait, no! Come on brain! Tell me the truth. I can take it!
He returns to his flashback, but the kids are even more distorted.
Lola Loud: *chants* You're a great dad. You're—
The loud siblings and environment transform. The flashback is now in what is supposed to be Hell, and the Loud Siblings are now flying demons.
Loud Siblings: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* The demons of guilt!
Luna Loud: You abandoned your children in a public play center. What kind of father would do that?
Lynn Loud Sr.: A tired one doing his best?
Leni Loud: No! A lazy one doing his worst!
Lincoln Loud: You can't even remember precisely what we look and sound like.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams*
The flashback ends.
Builderman: If I'm reading your subconscious correctly, you left your kids in a ball pit overnight.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well it's better than leaving them in the trunk... I'm still a good father, right?
Builderman: You know what's worse than leaving your kids in a ball pit overnight?
Lynn Loud Sr.: *shakes my head*
Builderman: Standing here talking about it!
The Loud Siblings: *slowly drown in the ball pit*
Lynn Loud Sr.: What??
Larry Needlemeyer: I said, the ball pit had to go. It wasn't safe. All those kids sinking, getting lost, the paper work! In the end we did the only responsible thing. Sold it to a country with less child safety laws.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You mean... I exported my kids?
Larry Needlemeyer: Well, technically, he's exporting them. *points to a truck just outside the store*
The truck leaves with the ball pit inside. Lynn Sr. is about to shout something, but he gets cut off by the scene cutting to a view of the truck on the highway before we can hear him say anything.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Stop! My kids are in there! Stop! Hey! I said, stop! *punches out car window* Hey! Pull over! Pull over!
Roblox: *speaks into Roblox HQ Radio* This is Roblox HQ. I got some creepo on my shoulder, all he wants to do is talk about my pullover. Thank goodness he can't see my shoes. I'm gonna shake him off, over. *drives faster*
But Lynn Sr. continues to pursue him.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Hey! *opens door and reaches for the truck, but hesitates* Whoa! Wait up! *tunes radio to dramatic music* Perfect! I'm coming for you, kids! I'm coming! I'm coming!
The truck swerves away.
Lynn Loud Sr.: In a minute! *thinks for a moment, then makes a U-turn to go after the truck*
Roblox: Breaker, breaker. This is Roblox HQ calling for backup. I got a— *flips through a manual* I got a ten-seventeen on my tail. Little help, please?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Hey! Pull o— *sees several trucks in my rear-view mirror* Rush hour? I don't have time for this!
The trucks surround Lynn Sr.'s vanzilla.
Roblox: Thanks, crew. See you on the flip flop! Pedal to the metal. *drives faster*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* My children! *punches the front window, jumps onto the car hauler in front of him and gets in a car* Prepare to jump into hyperspace! *starts the car*
The speed makes it soar through the air.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I am a good father!
The car falls down.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *arrives at a container terminal and gasps at the tower of containers, then runs out of my car* Kids! Are you in there?! *hits container* Answer me!
He runs to another section of the terminal and spots a crane. Somehow, he gets up and starts it with his car key.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Prepare to jump into hyper... crane! *uses the crane to grab a container*
But it falls and releases plushies.
Lynn Loud Sr.: KIDS! Where are you?! *grabs a container*
The piano sounds are heard.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Dunno what that is. *shakes another container* Dunno what that is. *grabs another container* Ah ha! The unmistakable sound of a thousand plastic balls knocking against each other inside a metal container! *laughs* I found you! I should probably stop shaking this thing now... *drops container* I'm coming! *goes out of the crane and rushes to the container*
Lincoln Loud: Dad, help!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Where's the door?! Kids, where's the door?
Lincoln Loud: On the other end!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Ah! *sees the container is locked with a digital lock* Aw! Okay! One-one-one-one-one. *pulls chain; still locked* One-one-one-one-two.
The container is still locked.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Ah, we haven't got time for this! When my mother asked me to get you to school, she didn't specify whether you had to be inside or outside of a shipping container. *hooks the container to my vanzilla* Prepare to jump into hyper—
As the container is too heavy, only the top part of the car is sent forward.
Lynn Loud Sr.: —space?
Lynn Sr. "parks" what is left of the car and drives a truck to the container instead.
Lynn Loud Sr.:: Prepare to jump into hyper—oh, I've wasted so much time saying that today. I should learn to talk and act at the same time, like your mother always says. *screams* Your mother! She's picking you up in three minutes! We're gonna need a shortcut.
Lynn Sr.'s van is seen breaking through several buildings while Rita drives to school. The truck drives through a big screen at the cinema and over the crowd.
Larry the Lobster: Sweet! Awesome 3D! *eats popcorn*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *arrives at Royal Woods Elementary School and sees Rita's car on the other side of the road*
He drives in reverse into the schoolyard.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *yells* I am a good father!
Just as the bell rings.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *crashes the truck into the school*
The container opens, releasing a flow of plastic balls as well as the Loud Siblings, who are sent bouncing outside as Rita parks in front of the school.
Rita Loud: Hi, kids! How was your first day back?
Loud Siblings: *stands there gaping for a while*
Lana Loud: *spits out a plastic ball*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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