The Anything Movie - The Big Three

The Big Three is the third installement of The Anything Movie and a parody of the franchise.
It's about time!
SpongeBob wrote the perfect pilot for a show he plans to broadcast through syndication. But CBS, ABC and NBC, the networks SpongeBob plans to broadcast his show to, don't want to accept the pilot of his show! What will SpongeBob do? Can FOX and the CW accept his show?
==Characters==
*SpongeBob
*Patrick
*Squidward
*Sandy
*Plankton
*Mr. Krabs
*Perch Perkins 
*Motu
*Patlu
*Goldfish
*Mickey Mouse (boss of Disney, ABC and FOX)
*Kat (TLH) (Cameo)
*The Crappy Crossovers (STOP USING THESE CHARACTERS)
**Dennis (cameo)
**George Clooney (cameo)
**Alex Trebek (cameo)
**Ken Jennings (mentioned)
**Pat Sajek (cameo)
**Vanna White (cameo)
**Billy the Kid
**sonic funko pop
**Wormy
**nick gage
**Dr. Gill Gillian 
**Clownfish
**The Weeaboo Fish
**The Otaku Sister
**Lil Reader 2
**Lil Reader 1
**Lil Reader 3
**Fred
**Tom
**Mindy the First
**Princess Esa
**Fish Advert #1
*Broadcast TV network executives
**CBS execs
**NBC execs
**ABC execs
**FOX
**PBS
**PBS Kids
**PBS Kids Go!
**The CW
== Rules ==
* DO NOT ABUSE THE CROSSOVERS. this is a SPONGEBOB movie in a SPONGEBOB fanon wiki. So don't add Peppa Pig or some other preschool crap 
* SpongeBob is trying to distribute his show in OVER-THE-AIR ANTENNA. NOT cable. So no channels like Nick or CN.
* PLEASE do not derail the plot. We don't want this movie derailing into an eye eater beating up a drug-addicted clown in a huge DBZ-esque 1-hour battle sequence.
* DON'T ADD ANIME CRAP. Especially for YOU, GAMC. Anime is cringe.
* You cannot sue the movie. If you try to force a lawsuit into it you're the one who gets sued instead. Any legal action to this movie will get you sued, NO EXCEPTIONS. So don't try to do it
** Same goes for when you ask to remove the movie. When you do, you get sued. again, NO EXCEPTIONS
* DO NOT CHANGE THE NAME OF THE PAGE. Period.
== Transcript (free to add)==
(Many years ago)
Spongebob: i got a REALLY interesting idea... and i'm gonna DO IT
(back to the present)
Spongebob: I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT. after all these years THE SPONGEBOB SHOW'S PILOT EPISODE IS FINALLY COMPLETE!
2026 SPogub: hello heard you have a show
Spongebob: EVERYBODY WILL WANT SYNDIE RIGHTS TO IT AND I'LL WRITE SIXTY FIVE OF EM
(in NBC hq)
Spongebob: air my show
NBC execs: no
(in CBS hq)
Spongebob: air my show
CBS execs: no
(in ABC hq)
Spongebob: air my show
ABC execs: no
(outside)
Spongebob: NONE OF THE BIG THREE WANTED MY SHOW! i guess i have to resort to my only chance of getting my show on tv
(MyNetworkTV hq)
Mynetwork execs: you really think that as a syndication hell network we would accept your show?
spongebob and 2026 Spoguebo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spongebob: shut up 2026
(back in bikini bottom)
spongebob: wait how did i survive in the surfac-
patrick: hi spogbob
spongebob: patrick it's time we will do something important that'll get us into SUCCESS.
patrick: what
healer spugebob: WEE WOO i just remembered i exis-
(movie logo shows up as vine boom plays)
(spognebob explains everything)
patrick: just have the show on PBS-
Spongebob: NO YOU IDIOT PBS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
patrick: i dunno then
Spongebob: let's see squidward
Squidward: just have your stupid show on fox
nick gage: have the show bitch i have a match aganst jimmy "fuckin" loid tomorow
Spongebob: Ew a simpsons fan
Squidward: if i watch fox it's JUST because of my favorite game show, 25 words or less.
Spongebob: Ew a game show fan
Squidward: CAN'T YOU JUST GO TO THE FOX HQ ALREADY
Clownfish: Where am I?
Narlene: You are on TV.
Clownfish: WHAT?!
Narlene: SpongeBob is trying to broadcast his news on ABC!
Spongebob: incorrect ABC refused.
(Nicktoons plays)
Clownfish: NICKTOONS SUCKS NOWADAYS!
(back to squidward's house)
SPongeobb: TIME TO GO TO FOX!
(fox HQ)
Spongebob: accept my show
fox execs: is it the simpsons
Spongebob: no
Fox: GET OUT
Spongebob: NO
Fox: then see with our big boss mickey mouse
Mickey: Hiya
Spongebob: accept my show on fox
Mickey: No can do pal
But you can have it on freeform-
nick gage: air it on my network "deathmatch for kids" 
Spongebob: I DON'T WANT MY SHOW TO BE ON CABLE
(spongebob leaves while this song plays)
HEYAUH BELAUNG YA BELAUNG YA BELAUNG
YA BELAUNG WITH FUCKS FAMILEH
Patrick: Wait, I know, what if you pitch it to Nickelodeon ?
SpongeBob: And what ? Being on the same channel as Loud House, no way in hell dude. AND I SAID NO CABLE CHANNELS Everybody has an antenna. Hardly anyone has cable. If i'd like to do a show it HAS to be syndicated
(A wild Greeny Fish shows up along with Dr. Gill Gillian . Tattletale Strangler is later seen digging for nickels out of a trashcan.)
(Mindy and Princess Esa appear)
Princess Mindy: I've got a good idea! maybe SpongeBob can pitch a A-mazing new show on Disney Channel, Disney Junior and stream it on Disney Plus.
Princess Esa: Mindy those are not TV stations or something... are they Mindy? 
Tattletale Strangler: Hand me the free candy, I bet there's fentanyl inside. (looks towards Mindy).
Mindy: Get away from me you creep.
Tattletale Strangler: I'll be pitching a new show to PBS. The story where I pinch some little girls.
(Dennis shows up with Fish)
Dennis: Compton local stations man! put that on the good TBN. 
Fish: Make a show about the old hoods in Compton and pitch to Adult Swim or someshit.
Howard Blandy: Grab a cheesy bean burrito for only $3 dollars.
Wormy: For some reason, I've pitched a spinoff of the show I was from... where I'm the main character.
SpongeBob: Wormy WHAT THE FU-
Dr. Gill Gillian : Ah yes, 2016.
Fred: Hey Tom? have you pitched a nice story or TV show to SpongeBob?
Tom: Yes and it is kind of funny Fred!
(The Literature Club fly)
The Powerpuff Girls: A new reboot!
Lil Reader 2: When we pitch that new show I hope it will be funnier.
Lil Reader 1: Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network is gonna love that!
Lil Reader 3: Lil Reader 1! What the hell our shows are not from NICK!!!
Lil Reader 2: Lil Reader 3!
Lil Reader 1: Yeah Cartoon Network is good for a new Powerpuff Girls or Spy x Family with Anya.
Billy the Kid: My show I'm creating would be so good for Crunchyroll and stuff!
SpongeBob: EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I'M GONNA CALL THE FUCKING COPS
everyone: ok
(everybody leaves and CANNOT RETURN AGAIN)
Spongebob: now where was i
Patrick: The syndie stuff
Spongebob: But that's all i got and nobody accepted
wait a minute THE CW
(CW hq)
CW execs: no
Spongebob: WHY
CW execs: Because fuck you lmao
(SpongeBob leave CW hq)
Spongebob: Well, what now?
Squidward: wow look at how messed up this movie is now
Spongebob: Anyways what else is left
(MeTV)
MeTV execs: Sorry your pilot is 1 second old if you want a show in our network it NEEDS to be at least 10000 years old
Spongebob: TV DIDN'T EXIST DURING THAT TIME
(To the Ion Television HQ)
spongebob: the what now
(Telemundo and Univision)
Patrick: Me no habla espagnol
(back to Bikini Bottom)
Spongebob: AAAUGH nobody accepts my magnificent pilot what should i do now
Patrick: just try PB-
Spongebob: NO.
Squidward: JUST FIND A DISTRIBUTION COMPANY AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU WANT A BUNCH OF ANTENNA VIEWERS YOU NUMBSKULL
Spongebob: OH YEAH! 💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡 YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA SQUIDWORD
Time to look for some SYNDIE COMPANIES
(later)
spongebob: why is everything i'm doing backfiring
sandy cheeks: to fill up the 1 hour and 30 minute duration of this movie
spongebob: you're right maybe i should
IMPROVE THE PILOT
(Besides we never get to saw Spongebob's pilot until now so here it is pre-improvement)
This is THE SPONGEBOB SHOW
Spongebob: HI! I'm your host SpongeBob and today i'm with guest Patrick
patrick: uhhhhhhhh
SpongeBob: so patrick what brings you here
patrick: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Spongebob: PATRICK SAY SOMETHING YOU MOTHERF-oh wait i can't say that on tv or else the federal communications company will beat me up
patrick: uhhhhhhhhhh
Spongebob: alright DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAM
patrick: ICE CREAM! WHERE?
spongebob: i'm asking you if you LIKE ice cream.
patrick: but WHERE IS the ice cream
spongebob: THERE'S NO ICE CREAM. I JUST WANT YOUR OPINION FOR GOODNESS SAKE
patrick: (chokes spongebob) I'M NOT PAYING UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THAT ICE CREAM! (throws spongebob destroying the set)
We are experiencing technical difficulties
Spongebob: sorry for the inconvenience but WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK I PROMISE
(back to the real world...)
spongebob: aight so i summed up two things about the early draft
1: patrick isn't a good guest
2: i LEFT the pilot on a CLIFFHANGER. 
so uhhh yeah HOW should i improve the pilot apart from these two points
sandy: wood ya shut up and THINK
spongebob: got it
(It's time to re-record)
Squidward: WHERE AM I
spongebob: you're our guest for the ALL NEW SPONGEBOB SHOW!!!1!!!!!
squidward: NO GOD PLEASE NO EOIOZRJIOAZJIOAEJIOIOJEJIOJIOEJIOYJOIJIOYJIORJIOIOTIOJITJIOOIDGIO?DISEOITE
spongebob: what's your favorite music
squidward: clarinet (proceeds to play this masterpiece in the clarinet because YES)
Spongebob: OWWw MY EARSSSSSSSSSS
Spongebob: We'll be right back (end of first half of half hour)
Spongebob: it's advertising time
Lady Upturn: DO YOU WANT JEWELS OR SOMETHING
then GO TO THE UPTURN MALL 
end of break
spongebob: THAT'S IT? less ads= less cash
Squid:ward BE GRATEFUL with what YOU have YOU CHEAPSKATE
Spogeob: i'm NOT the cheapskate KRABS IS
oh wait it's time for the SECOND HALF
spongebob: we're back in the ALL NEW SPONGEBOB SHOW!!!!!
Squidward: i didn't ask for that
squidward leavess
Spongebob: NO FUCK!!!
FCC: you are under arrest for swearing in broadcast television
Spongebob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jake from State Farm: really brotha
FCC: you’re coming with me SpongeBob
SpongeBob: no please NOOO
FCC: sorry but it’s the law
Evil Jake from State Farm: what if i show copyrighted material to the screen?
Jake from State Farm: Please don't ruin this moment for me!
FCC: wAIT IS THAT GUY GONNA SHOW COPYRIGHTED CONTENT WITHOUT PERMISSION?!
Evil Jake from State Farm: Yes
[The movie cuts to the entire Avengers: Endgame movie at 3000% speed
Evil Jake from State Farm: It was SpongeBob i swear! *vanishes itself*
spongebob: liar
Paramount: Look seespons vierkantigebroek i'm sorry about refusing your show andi'm gonna add it
spongebob: YES!
paramount: i was talking to seespons not you
seespons: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SHOW ON CBS
spongebob: you gotta be FUCKING KIDDING ME
FCC: HEY! you're already under arrest
spongebob: FUCK!
(in television jail)
spongebob miserably watching fox news in shame behind bars
fox news: liberal shmiberal kim jong un biden
spongebob: fuck this shit
spongebob: wait maybe if i make a loophole-
fcc and tv: NO LOOPHOLES
spongebob: too late
fcc: i mean YES LOOPHOLES
fcc: NO WHAT'S HAPPENING
spongebob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
squidward looking at spongebob in jail: yep this guy's officially a maniac
motu patlu: hello
spongebob: AUHFUZER9G0U9G0U9Z0RU9G0U9ZR0U9G
Bananirou: OH NO IT IS THE DIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER, TAKE ACTION REGARDING THAT INDIVIDUAL
spongebob: the
spongebob: the what now
motu patlu: we're from india
spongebob: shitty country
motu patlu: we air on YOUR channel
spongebob: ok and
motu patlu: you know what we're leaving
policeman: i guess your free then
spongebob: you're*
spongebob: also IORA38CP.?489YC84O7984FH9Z48FEZFZR8Z4J8Z (proceeds to get some more BUSINESS going on)
Spongebob: WHO WANTS A BETTER GLIMPSE AT THE ALL NEW SPONGEBOB SHOW
all TV stations: meh
spongebob: guess i'm relegated to cable then
Krabs: SPONGEBOB ME BOY WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CRAPPY FILLER SCENES GOING ON
Patrick: well we do need to get this movie FINISHED by 1 hour
Squidward: This is useless
Squidward: I don't even know where we are supposed to be NOW
Spongebob: let's just say this is the krusty krab
Squidward: Oh COME ON
spongebob proceeds to work on his show more
Spongebob: this is spongebob live interviewing the KRUSTY KRAB
squidward: OH PUHLEASE you have a JOB here and it's NOT interviewing us.
Krabs: COOK YOUR PATTI-
sponegbob: Mr krabs how do you feel right now
krabs: money
spongebob: GREAT!
spongebob: what about you squidward:
squidwaeed: does it look like i care about your stupid show
(TBA)
==Songs==
*FUCKS FAMILEH song
*This plays in each frame containing the Crappy Crossovers.
==Gallery==
File:TB3poster2.png|Second poster
== Trivia ==
* This movie was unfairly accused of "stealing" The Three Movie, JUST because there's "three" in the title. However that isn't true, because both movies have completely different plots and are completely different. This is a lesson not to judge a book by it's cover.
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