Those Wacky Royals

Those Wacky Royals is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which is the best "National Enquirer®" headline for a factually correct story about "Macbeth"?
===Choices===
1. Secret Out: Siamese Twins Born to Royals
2. Prince Drowns Self: Returns as Ghost
3. Queen Names Prince in Suicide Note
4. C-Section Baby Grows Up, Saves Scotland
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Would they get one crown or two?"
2. "How about 'Player Makes Bad Guess, Loses Big Bucks'?"
3. "What did she name him? 'The Royal formerly known as Prince'?"
4. "'C-Section Baby Grows Up, Saves Scotland'."
===Answer Quote===
"And on the back page, it says they spotted Ophelia in Las Vegas."
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