Vriska Serket

Vrika Circuit (also known as Vriska Serket by Homestuck fans) is some Tumblr idol, and like them (the tumblrites), she fights for justice. Except, instead of actual justice, it's social justice, so she just cancels people. She has a metal left arm and an eyepatch on the left eye because some ASCII stickman nearly killed her.
Like the other, much Stupider and possibly nonexistent Homestuck trolls, she represents a Zodiac sign, Scorpio. This is probably connected to the amount of Shreks DaTenth gets. Somehow, this is also tied to her signature color, a deep cerulean, and her ability to use spoons in the sink to yeet water everywhere. Even somehowier, this fails to get anybody wet.
Apparently, she somehow owns a hotel. I'd be careful around the Toasters if I were you, since they're liable to play Megalovania and ASPLODE. Also, she used her Sans Undertale Megalovania powers to take over some island noone cares about except apparently vesta because it's shaped cool. This is where that hotel is, so unless you don't go there, you don't have to worry about the Megalovania Toasters. Oh god, what if there are Megalovania Flying Toasters?
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