Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave is one of the most comical mofos to ever live, say waby wabo and breathe and a character in the shame Zombies VS Plants. His shop, known as Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies, is CRAAAAAZZZZZYYYY because it sells stuff such as mutated plants, pool cleaners, a tree that provides wisdom, a zen garden for all your relaxation needs, a roof cleaner for nasty-ass zombies, a repair kit for Wall-Nuts, marigolds, rakes and EVEN GARDENING GLOVES??? Yeah, why is Crazy Dave so stoopid? Is he a zombie? Don’t get that confused. He’s probably just a guy who speaks in gibberish because he’s probably a shy bastard who hates most people.
Besides being the owner of the Twiddydinkies, Crazy Dave has a neighbor who protects him when zombies come to eat his brains. Or is it his imaginary friend.
Hold on a second, does that mean something else?
Crazy Dave has a brother called Evil Dave (BUT ONLY IN CHINA) and we don’t know what he does because none of us live in China. ZvP2 is vastly different over there, we won’t cover that okay?
==Trivia== 
*He speaks an indecipherable language because all of his twiddydinkies are priced to move!
*He ain’t immune to those effects. Sometimes STRANGE things happen and that was one of them.
*Unlike most humor that becomes cringe, Crazy Dave will NEVER turn into TikTok cringе!
*He actually has 2 brothers who live in China.
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