Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 11)

Chapter 11 is the eleventh chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A Game, A Lesson, And a Heist".
==Plot==
(Back at the Amazon Rainforest in the Pit of Doom, a crowd of red and blue macaws are watching the game in a stadium with most of the macaws booing at each other face to face with the two teams getting ready to compete)
*Mimi: No mercy!
*Blue Sentry: Deception!
*Old Bird: Disgrace!
*Chuck: Stay out of our tribe!
*Peri: What a shame!
*Bomb: This is for our lunches!
*Hal: Aw man. I got a bad feeling about this.
*Bubbles: They hate us all.
*Jewel: It has always been this way. The blue and red macaws were competing for the nuts for years. We once made peace with them and fought with other out over the rights on whoever own it. This could be our biggest chance yet to get the rights back to the nuts.
*Stella: In our exact area of expertise, this could be our big moment.
*Nico: Dang, are we seeing what we're seeing?
*Pedro: It's like the red macaws are on the other side while we are in the back.
*Rafael: Front and back, if you wanna call it, like watching a football game.
*Luiz: I can't look! What if it's a war like fighting for swords?
*Eva: You don't wanna know.
*Rafael: Eva? What are you doing here?
*Eva: You know. We were called to watch the war between the two tribes fighting over a nut.
*Rafael: Our friends are responsible for it and now, we gotta fight back before we could lose everything to the tribe.
*Eva: I'm still mad that you trapped me on a plant once during Carnival auditions.
*Toucan Kid #1: They're going down!
*Toucan Kid #2: Boo.
*Toucan Kid #3: Get some grip and payback.
*Eduardo: You'll see about that, scarlet macaws.
*Blu: Eduardo, we know about this. We are an intelligent species with advanced problem solving capabilities.
*Eduardo: I know! You brought this to us, again! I swear, we're gonna lose and never get the nuts back.
*Red: We can win this, we promise.
*Eduardo: I don't think so. These scarlet macaws are the best skilled birds in war and better than us. We can't do nothing about it.
*Blu: First, fighting the pigs, and now this?
*Red: This day will never be over for the tribe.
*Tapir: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Birds of all ages, welcome to the annual Pit of Doom!
*Porcupine: It has been a long nice day in the Amazon with winding trees, singing birds, quiet forests and animals coming out of the wazoo.
*Tapir: But that's not all, we got a game to catch up today with the red macaws competing with the blue macaws to see who will own the rights to the whole nut groove.
*Porcupine: Let's see what our players got to say about themselves.
*Roberto: *go face to face with Felipe* Felipe.
*Felipe: Roberto.
*Roberto: Heads.
*Felipe: Tails.
*Roberto: We meet again.
*Felipe: Still want to get our nuts and beat us like last time? You're gonna lose!
*Coin Toss Bird: The first match start right now. I still hate my job. *let the bare-faced curassow whistle and throw the nut*
*Felipe: Game on! *kick the nut*
*Roberto: Not on my turf!
(The background song "Bola Viva" by Carlinhos Brown plays as the blue and red macaws with the Angry Birds watch the game with the red macaws kicking the ball at each other with the red macaws following along to get the ball by kicking among each other from left to right)
*Red: Alright! It's a soccer game!
*Blu: It is like a soccer game.
*Jay: Come on you guys!
*Jim: We can win!
*Jake: Make the blue birds proud!
*Tiago: I am blue.
*Bia: Da ba dee.
*Carla: Ha ha, very funny.
*Roberto: *kick the nut as he see his team kicking the nut and kick it as well* Go go go!
*Felipe: Don't take my nut away from me!
*Eduardo: Pass the ball over! Over to the opponent. Not ours! It already happen last time!
*Blu: You know, I kick it on the wrong team by accident and it was our team that backfired the score.
*Eduardo: You know how the war in the game works.
*Tapir: Roberto is shining is way like a lobster!
*Porcupine: Whoever wins, get the whole nut groove back.
*Roberto: *pass the nut over and kick it to the opponent's net* Goal!
*Felipe: No!
*Tapir: *cheer as the blue macaw get the first nut to their score* Gooaaaallll! Way a go! The blue team shrive it's first score like soaring to the skies.
*Felipe: Grrrrr, we'll see about that Roberto.
*Roberto: Make me. *he and his team kick the next nut to pass it over to the other team*
*Felipe: Get them and don't make them score!
*Cesar: My nut! *kick the nut*
*Antonio: Thank you, but no thank you! *kick the nut*
*Tito: Right on my side! *kick the nut*
*Mario: It's a super kick! *kick the nut to the opponent's net* Ka-chow!
*Tapir: Goal! Goal! Goal! The red team now make a score!
*Porcupine: They be scoring like a rainbow falling out of the sky.
*Roberto: Ugh! We were so close!
*Felipe: Yes! We got a score! High five! *high five everyone as his team place a nut on the points earned*
*Eduardo: You guys are better than this! We can do it!
*Blu: I wanna play next. Any special strategies? What are we running, a 4-4-2 or a 5-4-1? What are we doing here, coach? What position do I play?
*Eduardo: I have the perfect spot for you.
*Blu: What? *act as a water boy by holding a shell with water for everyone to pick up* Water. Water here. Get your water. *a blue macaw smacks into Blu to take the shell containing the water* Great.
*Red: Dang, you got smack.
*Blu: I guess no one wanted water.
*Tapir: *watch the red macaws kick the nut to the blue macaws with Felipe kicking the net to the opponent's net* Felipe pass to Tito. Tito with Mario. Mario with Cesar. Cesar to Antonio. Now! Felipe scores!
*Porcupine: Goal! The red team did it again!
*Felipe: In your face!
*Roberto: You're no better.
*Stella: No! We're gonna lose.
*Matilda: Why haven't we practice any soccer prior to the game?
*Bomb: It's like we never heard of something and never practice for anything. We suck at this.
*Felipe: *pass the nut to his team* Over here, over here! *kick the nut to his opponent net* Yeah!
*Tapir: Goal! Felipe-lipe-lipe!
*Felipe: *hit a blue macaw* Dude!
*Eduardo: Hey!
*Coin Toss Bird: Foul! *make the bare-faced curassow whistle as a blue macaw is being carried away by two blue macaws*
*Felipe: Oh! Come on, ref!
*Peri: *hit a red macaw* Oof!
*Coin Toss Bird: *he and a bare-faced curassow whistle in front of him* Time out!
*Peri: Come on. We were just getting started! *see a red macaw being carried away by two red macaws*
*Tapir: Aye yai yai. It's like they be fighting each other like a sumo match.
*Porcupine: They be fighting over the ball anytime to win it.
*Eduardo: Oh, no. Just go! Make it quick! *send more players to compete* You go too!
*Blu: Yes! I'm in! *fly over to the team*
*Red: Good luck Blu. You're gonna need it.
*Nico: Yeah, Blu!
*Pedro: Make us all proud!
*Luiz: The big dawg is here!
*Eva: Make us proud and win big so you can go to all the carnivals you want.
*Tapir: There he is! The secret weapon is back and ready to play like a pro!
*Porcupine: Can he win and make the best score he can get to win like a trophy?
*Felipe: Blu.
*Blu: Felipe.
*Felipe: You look like a nice guy, but you have no mercy! *kick the nut*
*Blu: Oh yeah. Let's dance! *kick the nut*
*Felipe: *follow Blu to see him kicking the kick to pass it over* Where will the jungle boy see his goal.
*Antonio: No more Mr. Nice Guy. *kick the nut*
*Mario: Right there at ya! *kick the nut*
*Cesar: Over the river and through the woods, I got the ball! *kick the nut*
*Tito: Third time's the charm! *kick the nut*
*Roberto: *kick the nut* Over here!
*Blu: Come on. That's my nut.
*Eduardo: It's just a game! Just pass the ball to the net!
*Blu: I think I got it! I got it! *kick the nut to the opponent's net* Goal!
*Tapir: Goal! The secret weapon has been a goal!
*Blu: Woo! I did it! I made a score!
*Eduardo: Make me proud like a daddy, fanny pack!
*Red: Way a go, Blu.
*Blu: I am proud to be known as Mr. Jungle.
*Roberto: High score, Blu!
*Blu: High five! *high five Roberto* Too high, too low.
*Felipe: We'll see about that, Blue bird.
*Tapir: *scream through many goals from both teams* Gooooaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll! It's a goal!
*Roberto: *join everyone* Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
*Felipe: Ugh. Jungle birds. *see the blue macaws raving along with the red macaws through many goals*
*Tapir: Goaaaaalllllll!
*Porcupine: The team rave is real!
*Blu: *kick the nut through the red macaws* Pass the ball! Come on!
*Eduardo: No, it's you who need to pass the ball!
*Blu: Hey! I'm just kicking here, coach! *see the nut fall to the water* Oh no. *fly over to the water and try to kick the nut with everyone to prevent piranhas jumping to bite at the birds* Ow ow, ooh ooh, ow ow ow.
*Felipe: Don't let these fishes bite.
*Mario: They're very scary.
*Roberto: Kicking up high! *kick the nut high*
*Peri: *kick the nut to the opponent's team* Strike!
*Tapir: Gooooooaaaaaallllll! Peri did a high score!
*Roberto: YES! Oof, oof, oof.
*Felipe: I can't handle this soccer cheating going! I hate losing!
*Tapir: *many goals later as the red and blue macaws score through a tie of 10-10* Goooooaaaaallllll! It's a tie!
*Porcupine: It's a 10-10 on a tie. Whoever win the final score will get the whole nut groove for their tribe!
*Eduardo: Make our nuts ours!
*Jewel: Come on, we can win this.
*Mimi: We can take home the nuts!
*Blu: This is it. Our last score to make the final point.
*Roberto: You're going great Blu. Let's do this!
*Felipe: For the tribe! *he and his team kick the nut over the blue team*
*Blu: *kick the nut* Pass the nut.
*Roberto: Come on, come on.
*Tapir: Blu, to Roberto, to Felipe, to Mario, to Cesar, to Antonio, to Tito.
*Red: Make a score, make a score.
*Old Bird: Watch a learn, jungle bird!
*Chuck: Let's do it for the tribe!
*Bomb: Don't burn the lunch!
*Mario: *kick the nut* Defense!
*Tito: *kick the nut* Tiebreaker!
*Cesar: *kick the nut* Override!
*Antonio: *kick the nut* Touchdown!
*Blu: Ah, sport references.
*Roberto: Stop daydreaming and get to the ball!
*Blu: I am! I'm just focusing.
*Felipe: You're not getting the groove back, Blu.
*Eduardo: Come on Blu!
*Jewel: Blu!
*Red: Show them who you are!
*Bomb: Wait for it.
*Terence: *growls* Mmm...
*Hal: Wait for it.
*Bubbles: Hurry!
*Luiz: Blu!
*Blu: *kick the nut* Over here!
*Mario: My ball! *kick the ball*
*Coin Toss Bird: Don't hit your team! Just kick!
*Old Bird: Come on, mighty bird!
*Red: Just kick!
*Roberto: Blu, the nut!
*Blu: Oh, right. *kick the nut*
*Peri: *kick the nut* Make it big!
*Blu: This is for my tribe! *go near his goal and kick the nut to the opponent's team in much of everyone's reaction* Goooaaal! *make everyone cheer*
(The background song end as the Spix's Macaw Tribe celebrate their victory on winning against the Red Macaw Tribe by gaining the rights to the whole Brazilian nut groove in the Pit of Doom)
*Red: Yeah, Blu!
*Chuck: We did it, we did it! We won!
*Jewel: Woo hoo!
*Tiago: Yay, daddy!
*Jim: We got it all!
*Luiz: That's my boy right here!
*Tapir: Goooaaaaallllll! The secret weapon has made a shot and won the Pit of Doom!
*Porcupine: The Spix's Macaw has finally gain the rights back to the Brazilian nut grove after weeks of losing and now own it all again.
*Eduardo: Yes!!! We won! We did it everybody! We got the rights back to the nuts! *make everyone cheer*
*Mimi: Yeah!
*Carla: Woo hoo!
*Bia: Home to the nuts, baby!
*Felipe: No! Gaahhhh, no! How dare you?!
*Blu: You know me. I'm Blu, the jungle boy.
*Roberto: You learned your mistake and lesson this time. What a smart move you did.
*Felipe: Blu, you are a nice guy and good sport. You own the nuts now.
*Blu: Yes! The nut groove is back in business.
*Nico: Samba bird, number one!
*Pedro: The jungle bird did it all to win big.
*Luiz: We got a lot of nuts at the groove to collect.
*Eva: We have mercy!
*Toucan Kid #1: We have the nuts!
*Toucan Kid #2: We got a groove to collect.
*Eduardo: *fly over to Blu* You're a good sport. Felipe, we made a deal together. For now on, we will be sharing the nuts and competing for games for now on.
*Felipe: Anything you say, old Eddie. I bet the peanuts will crack a shell to make some peanut butter. Am I right? *laugh with everyone*
*Eduardo: I don't make the rules here to make jokes.
*Blu: Eddie's right. We'll have to make our own amends for now on.
*Tito: You made a promise.
*Cesar: No more fighting around over nuts.
*Antonio: We should have learned our mistakes back then.
*Mario: The groove's yours now, as we would be sharing for nuts with permission.
*Felipe: All kind of nuts you really own now. A nut-free diet for our tribe will be guarantee.
*Red: Look at them. They're making peace now with the red macaws.
*Chuck: So, no more fighting at them and making fun of them?
*Bomb: We live in a world now where the macaws made a alliance and deal together to not bash us over nuts.
*Jay: Without us, they would be fighting for centuries.
*Stella: Rules are rules and don't apply to their score. We birds will have to make our own rules to control the tribe for our economy.
*Blu: Well Felipe, it's great competing with you. See ya later on the flipside.
*Felipe: Enjoy partying with all the nuts you own.
*Eduardo: We got a whole new groove to catch up.
*Roberto: Heads and tails.
*Felipe: Money throwing tossing coins. Come on you guys. We're going home! *he and the tribe leave the Pit of Doom* Woo!
*Blu: No more fighting with the scarlet macaws forever.
*Roberto: One of these days, they're gonna trick us and make a fool on us whoever take our nuts and lead to another fight in the same place.
*Eduardo: They do that all the time to the other tribes as well.
*Blu: Huh? What? No. Not on their account.
*Peri: It wouldn't be as long for them to set up tricks and pranks at the tribe.
*Roberto: We got a whole party to catch up.
*Blu: Yeah. Let's go home and celebrate.
(As the Red Macaws left, the Spix's Macaws, Luiz and the Angry Birds left the Pit of Doom as they celebrate at the park with a lot of nuts and birds flying to take the nuts out of the tree and peel them at the tribe to cut in half and eat a lot of peanuts as well with Red and Blu's flock celebrating with a lot of nuts on their side)
*Red: Yeah! We got all the nuts in one shot!
*Blu: Viva la nuts, baby! *throw all the nuts in the air*
*Jewel: You think stealing is a good thing now because of your actions, right?
*Blu: What? No. Stealing is a bad thing and always be.
*Luiz: Like thieves. You know, cats and raccoons steal items from garbages and chew on them like skeleton fish.
*Rafael: Man, my kids are going to love making snow birds out of nuts during the Christmas time.
*Matilda: One day Rafael. You're getting there.
*Terence: *chew a nut and bite on it as well spitting it out* Ha, ha, ha.
*Jay: Nut dive! *he and the kids dive on the nuts*
*Jake: Nut groove!
*Jake: I'm covered in nuts!
*Tiago: This should have been more of a playhouse.
*Carla: Grooving like a parrot.
*Bia: I got a lot of nuts on my tail feathers!
*Blu: Fun fun fun. You got all the nuts you got. Yeah.
*Red: Kids. They're always having fun.
*Chuck: What are we suppose to do with the nuts? Keep them as a collection?
*Blu: Oh, if you can cut them if you want. Our tribe do that all the time while cutting nuts to eat as food.
*Bomb: We do that to peanuts as well.
*Luiz: That's a nut, man. Same with avocados with a nut inside.
*Rafael: We got the stuff.
*Nico: Classic Blu and Red in the house.
*Pedro: You guys are peak.
*Blu: All for a win is to gain the rights back to the whole groove.
*Red: We totally rock this Amazon now with nuts.
*Eduardo: *show up* Red and Blu, congratulations on winning the Pit of Doom. It look like you got all the nuts for yourself. What will you do next?
*Red: We got plenty of time to relax.
*Blu: It's our own groove now. We get to feel the groove like a Spix's Macaw's new groove.
*Eduardo: I know it's your groove. What's cooking?
*Red: Me and the flock are gonna chill here even more before we return home by a few chips.
*Blu: Now that we own the rights to the groove, all the other tribes will pay respects to our decisions and share every nut we own to without fighting for the rights.
*Chuck: Is permission still asked as a permit?
*Eduardo: I think every tribe that come here that try to take a nut from us should be asked with permission first.
*Jewel: What? Shouldn't they like come to the tribe and ask for our nuts?
*Pedro: That's like getting a background check to check whatever you're doing something.
*Hal: Ever since we won the Pit of Doom, is the Pit of Doom optional now?
*Eduardo: The Pit of Doom shouldn't be a place for war, it should be a place to compete with games.
*Bubbles: And that's why the war was designed as a game the whole time.
*Matilda: We should be paying respects instead of fighting over a nut for now.
*Stella: Same apply to the scarlet macaws.
*Roberto: I am not messing with a scarlet macaw and I'm not messing with a cracker today and that's final!
*Red: All righty then. We got the whole groove in the tribe and we owe it all to ourselves.
*Luiz: What are we going to own next? Bones?
*Mimi: No dog like you could reside on this tribe.
*Luiz: I'm special. You know who I am.
*Blu: So Red. You learn the Amazon way and you learn how to shoot on a slingshot. Is there anything else you want to learn next?
*Red: I don't know. I think I'm all good for now.
*Blu: I know. Maybe you should learn how to fly.
*Red: To fly? What? We can't! We don't have even have feathers to begin with.
*Chuck: I fly when I launch.
*Bomb: Not your launch. We lack wings.
*Rafael: You never fly before? Not even when we hold you to go out? You gotta learn how to fly, man.
*Blu: The first time I was born. I couldn't fly. I have to stay out of fear to learn the basic of flying and finally worked out to fly like all the birds in the world.
*Jewel: Not all birds can fly. Take penguins for example.
*Hal: I swing as a boomerang. Does that count as flying?
*Rafael: No. You're just swinging as a frisbee.
*Luiz: I thought he swing great as a boomerang. But could have fly in the first place.
*Red: Well, we learn how to shoot from the slingshot, fight and ride on karts. We can try flying if we can.
*Bubbles: No way, you're gonna make us fly all the way to the end.
*Red: Not the end. All around the jungle.
*Hal: Boy, we're learning something new this time.
*Blu: And now you wanna learn how to fly. Great.
*Red: Beats me a feather.
*Eduardo: We did the training course at the Amazon few days ago, right? And this time, your friends will teach you how to fly.
*Chuck: If we fail. Nah, forget it. All of us have a weakness in everything.
*Nico: I know you won't fail. You're gonna do great on flying.
*Pedro: You guys are mature enough to fly.
*Jewel: We're gonna show you the ways of flying around the jungle.
*Red: Great. Where do you want us to train?
*Rafael: Follow us. We know a place where to fly on the Amazon.
*Luiz: You guys take care. Me and the birds are gonna clean up the nuts to put them on the storage cave.
*Rafael: You too. We'll be back.
*Red: Man, we are so not ready for this.
*Chuck: Oh well. I am so ready to fly and we'll see how it goes on the training course.
*Stella: Hope these guys show us how it's done.
(Red and Blu's flock reach through the hills of the Amazon Rainforest as they watch a closer look of the view of the river while setting up to fly)
*Blu: Sound like a great river, right?
*Red: Does this river lead to the River of January?
*Blu: No. It lead around the rainforest! Rio is far away from us as the other places in Brazil.
*Chuck: This is where we are going to take flight, right?
*Jewel: Yes. This is going to be your first rodeo.
*Hal: Ride on a rodeo? Like a cowboy?
*Jewel: Not just a cowboy rodeo. Your first shift on flying.
*Bubbles: Everyone want hours to fly.
*Matilda: We're gonna fly at the same time and not just one person.
*Jim: We're brothers together.
*Jake: Friends.
*Jay: And as a team.
*Tiago: I can't wait to fly like a bird.
*Carla: We are already birds and we can fly.
*Tiago: I know!
*Bia: Why know the answer when we already know the answer?
*Tiago: I don't know. For knowledge?
*Bia: *disgusted* Ugh. Oh Tiago. You already know.
*Bomb: In a straight line, we'll jump to take flight.
*Blu: Not yet. We have to feel our feathers first with the power of the wind.
*Red: But we lack feathers.
*Blu: Well, we're gonna have to hold you and throw you to learn how to fly.
*Red: This doesn't make sense. How will we fly without the use of feathers?
*Nico: We'll hold ya.
*Pedro: We're gonna take you to the skies to teach you how to fly when throwing.
*Rafael: Learning how to fly, huh?
*Hal: I still swing and I can try flying through gliding, right?
*Rafael: Heck yeah. You can.
*Blu: Alright. Let's take flight to the skies and start training.
*Red: Here we go!
(Blu's flock hold on to Red's flock as they begin flying in the sky of the Amazon Rainforest to look at a closer look at the whole rainforest while training to fly like a bird)
*Red: It's a whole big rainforest out there.
*Blu: This is it. This is where you are going to learn how to fly.
*Jewel: When we hold you, you have to feel your feathers and learn the way of flying.
*Chuck: We don't like feathers. It's like we have fur all over our bodies.
*Rafael: You're not bears, you're birds. You're born to fly.
*Hal: Despite our lack of wings, we'll try to fly.
*Bubbles: If we fail, we fail. We can't fly.
*Rafael: Oh, don't be silly. You gotta learn how to fly, like an eagle!
*Bomb: Just like what the Mighty Eagle does back home.
*Red: We can fly like the Mighty Eagle and soar big like a hawk!
*Chuck: We'll be big birds like falcons and skuas.
*Blu: Seagulls and parrots!
*Jewel: Blue-foot booty, much?
*Nico: Diving birds.
*Pedro: And ducks. They dive too like penguins.
*Red: Okay. It's time to learn to fly like an eagle.
*Blu: The Mighty Eagle way. Let's go.
*Chuck: Thrust, lift, drag and weight.
*Rafael: We're gonna do it our way. *sing*
Time keeps on slipping
Into the future
Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
Into the future
*Nico: *swirl around with everyone*
I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly, oh, yeah
*Pedro: Fly right into the future. *make a sound*
*Jewel: *zig zag around*
I want to feed the babies
Who can't get enough to eat
*Blu: *loop around*
I want to shoe the children
New shoes on their feet
*Red: Birds don't wear shoes!
*Blu: Okay, but we're in song mode.
*Chuck: *feel the wind*
I want to house the people
Living in the street
*Hal: *to Chuck*
Oh, there
There's a solution
*Bubbles: Get ready, we're gonna soar!
*Jewel: Here, we, go! *fly high and low*
*Blu: Whoa!
*Red: This is getting crazy!
*Rafael: *fly through the clouds with everyone*
I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly, oh, yeah
Fly right into the future
*Nico: *pass through the thunder*
Time keeps on slipping
Into the future
Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
Into the future
*Pedro: *rap through flying*
I wanna fly, I wanna fly
Like a eagle
Wanna fly, wanna fly
Like in Rio
I wanna fly, I wanna fly
To the future
Wanna fly, wanna fly
I'm the king of samba *make a sound*
*Rafael: *swirl around with everyone to the clouds*
I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly, oh, yeah
*Blu: *pass by the clouds*
Fly into the future
Fly like an eagle
to the sea
*Jewel: *pass many clouds and go into the water in the clouds and get out*
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly
Like an eagle
*Chuck: *dream while flying with the Mighty Eagle soaring*
Fly into the future
In a sky full of people only some want to fly, isn't that crazy
Fly
*Red: *feel the wind*
Ah ah ah
Fly like an eagle
*Blu: *pass by the clouds*
Fly
Fly like an eagle, fly
Fly like an eagle, fly
Fly like an eagle, fly
*Nico: Fly like an eagle, baby.
*Pedro: You know the drill.
*Red: Yeah. Fly like an eagle.
*Blu: Now that we fly all over the skies, are you ready to take launch?
*Red: Like a rocket?
*Blu: Yes. Get ready cause, you're all gonna launch.
*Chuck: It's on the Amazon.
*Bomb: Flying like eagles.
*Jewel: On the count to three, we count to three.
*Rafael: Look down below.
*Nico: You're going on a take-off.
*Pedro: It's time, boys and girls.
*Tiago: One.
*Carla: Two.
*Bia: Three.
*Blu: Now launch! *he and the flock drop the Angry Birds*
*Red: Whoa! We're falling!
*Chuck: It's getting good!
*Bomb: I can feel my face in the air!
*Jay: This is awesome!
*Jim: We're gonna make it!
*Jake: Take a flight!
*Hal: My lips are moving!
*Bubbles: It's like the wind is shaking on you.
*Terence: *growls* Mmm...
*Matilda: I can feel my feathers.
*Stella: I'm feeling the wind, right Red?
*Red: Yeah. I can get used with the air as long we don't change the subject.
*Blu: You're going great!
*Jewel: Why aren't they gliding up?
*Blu: I don't know. Aren't they suppose to turn like riding a jet?
*Rafael: They're gonna fall! Turn up when flying!
*Red: Huh? What?
*Rafael: Go up!
*Nico: Go to a loop!
*Pedro: Feel your tail feathers!
*Red: We don't have tail feathers!
*Blu: Spin around!
*Red: I can't hear you when we're falling.
*Chuck: I think we're gonna crash!
*Red: Say what? *he and the Angry Birds crash into the mud*
*Tiago: *he and everyone are disgusted by the Angry Birds' fall to the mud* Yuck.
*Bia: Gross.
*Carla: Oh well.
*Blu: Ouch. They failed.
*Jewel: They can't even fly.
*Nico: They got no wings.
*Pedro: Oh brother. It sucks when you are born with feathers and wings.
*Rafael: They lack the ability to fly like us.
*Red: Gosh. This stinks.
*Chuck: We smell bad in here.
*Bomb: Mud?! Blah!
*Red: Oh great. We can't even fly. Time for a shower at the waterfall.
(After the flying test, the Angry Birds take a shower in the waterfall as Red and Blu sit together with the rest of the flock by the rocks while watching the waterfall and explaining why they couldn't take a flight in the first place)
*Blu: You know. The first time I hatched, I couldn't have the ability to fly. I grew up and since couldn't fly until my final encounter with Nigel on the plane.
*Red: Yeah. In my world, we never fly. Our world is different from yours as almost all the animals are shaped as a sphere with no hands or legs to crawl on. Plus, we don't fly like all of your species in your world.
*Jewel: It's okay Red. We gotta fail sometimes. But maybe you can try again and go for another round on attempting to fly.
*Red: No. We failed. We can't fly.
*Rafael: We heard. You can't even lay a feather on your lack of wings.
*Nico: Man, that sucks.
*Pedro: They don't have wings. Oh well, they're special like Luiz.
*Red: Speaking of Luiz, he is a dog and doesn't have wings like a coyote and hyena.
*Chuck: I can go supersonic speed with my powers.
*Bomb: I bomb like a kaboom and dynamite.
*Jay: We brothers are triplets and go very fast when splitting up.
*Jim: I smash by the glass and ice.
*Jake: And bump into the pigs in seconds.
*Tiago: Your friends got special powers. We don't.
*Carla: We're normal birds.
*Bia: We all gotta act like we're living in the wild like a bear in the forest.
*Terence: *chuckles* Heh, heh, heh.
*Red: My friends are something else. I don't have special powers like a wizard. I'm just a normal bird living out on a nest.
*Blu: Cheer up. Everyone is unique. Big or small, they are different by their traits.
*Hal: I turn back when shooting.
*Bubbles: And I'm like the only bird in the world that inflate within seconds.
*Matilda: You literally turned big when you launch into the ground.
*Bubbles: So. I beat pigs when they try to steal my candy.
*Stella: I got my special bubble stick with me to shoot bubbles to trap certain objects and enemies.
*Red: Stella get to hold her bubble wand to shoot bubbles to trap objects and enemies. She's special.
*Blu: Everyone in this world is special, including you.
*Red: You know what? Forget flying. We'll just shoot ourselves out of the slingshot instead. Do I get to pass the test or something?
*Blu: You know what? You passed the test, but you failed on flying.
*Red: Yes! No more wasting time on flying and we're good to go home.
*Jewel: Oh well. You're born the way you are and you're not much of a flyer like a eagle, right?
*Red: We have a big eagle back home who can soar on flying and defeat pigs in seconds whenever he shows up on the scene.
*Nico: That is one big eagle in your world.
*Pedro: As big as a humpback whale.
*Red: We're going back home. Enough flying for the fly. Not one of us is a flyer after all.
*Blu: Look like we're going back to the tribe to inform the chief that the test is done.
*Red: Hey guys! Did you hear? We passed, but we fail! We're going home!
*Chuck: We passed the test over crashing to the mud?
*Bomb: We even failed the test. But whatever. We're outta here.
*Terence: *growls* Grr...
*Blu: *he and his flock hold on to Red's flock* After a long flight, you needed a quick shower so we can return home to the tribe.
*Red: Flying may not be my thing. But shooting is.
*Jewel: With a gun?
*Red: No. We don't shoot guns with bullets. None of us do. Only the pigs do that at home.
*Rafael: These pigs are grinding with our nests and we don't know when they're gonna come back to lay a stick on our curtains.
*Chuck: I hope they don't come back cause, they're driving me crazy.
*Bomb: I'm pretty sure they caused a lot of trouble around the island.
*Hal: Even with the birds' homes.
*Bubbles: Boy, they're nasty.
*Blu: Over the forest and through the river, we're going home right now to the tribe!
*Red: Bring it on home!
*Jewel: *glide through a loop* Woo!
(Back with King Pig and Nigel's group, the gang is walking through the path of the Amazon Rainforest after leaving the foggy area while making their way back to the new established fortress)
*King Pig: We been stinking out in the woods for a while. Mind as well take a break?
*Nigel: We haven't even gotten home yet. What are you talking about?
*Gabi: You might be learning how to corporate.
*King Pig: Not to corporate. I still haven't gotten my jump-start yet.
*Foreman Pig: You're getting there boss. You're just learning.
*Chef Pig: You make a nice recipe for success when we get home.
*Ross: I'm hoping when we return to the fortress, we'll have a little fun for.
*King Pig: It's not time to have fun yet. We have to make our plans to steal the eggs from the birds. That's when I continue my destiny to rule the rainforest as a whole.
*Nigel: Oh well. Look like we're already home.
*King Pig: Home? Already?
*Nigel: *return to the fortress with the pigs and find out it's completed* Say hello to your new fortress established in the Amazon!
*Ross: Holy bacon strips! It looks new!
*Foreman Pig: It is done, already?!
*Chef Pig: It's-a perfect.
*King Pig: My gosh. Look what they have done to the mother gold castle?
*Ross: What's the matter? Did you like it?
*King Pig: I don't like it. I love it!
*Nigel: Holy pineapple cones! You really do love it as sweet revenge.
*Gabi: Your victory has been granted!
*King Pig: I love it as much what the monkeys build back in Rio.
*Minion Pig #1: Welcome back boss.
*Minion Pig #2: Papa's got a brand new look.
*Minion Pig #3: We made the castle bigger than the last one. Is this what you wanted?
*King Pig: Why would I want something than what I expected? Yes! I love how it looks and love how you make them!
*Minion Pig #4: Good grief, we're not fired.
*Foreman Pig: You got a whole day to chill before we start conquering all of the Amazon.
*Chef Pig: Ho ho ho. We got lot of telescopes to spy on the birds.
*King Pig: In my concern, we'll be ready to steal every bird egg in a second.
*Nigel: Mind as well take a break to take some time for your group to rest.
*Gabi: We been burned out from the battle at the foggy area.
*Ross: Taking a break is easier before the next heist.
*King Pig: Okay. Alright. We'll take a break before the heist at the rainforest.
*Nigel: Starting from the Spix's macaw tribe and all the bird tribes in the Amazon.
*Gabi: We'll be unstoppable.
*Nigel: We'll get back in shape once we rest good. *laugh*
*King Pig: I'll be back when I get to shine my revenge on those birds! *laugh*
(Back with Red and Blu's flock, the birds have completed training on flying as they are about to return to the Spix's Macaw tribe to rest)
*Blu: What a flight you guys.
*Red: At least, we tried.
*Chuck: Flying isn't our thing you know.
*Jewel: You guys aren't flyers you know. You're still birds, right?
*Hal: We're born to shoot.
*Bubbles: And fly while launching.
*Bomb: We almost took flight. And then, we crashed.
*Stella: One of us can't glide over 50 foot of flying.
*Matilda: Forget flying. Shooting through slingshots is still our thing.
*Rafael: You never know when you're good at something when you're not good at something else.
*Red: Two words: We tried.
*Nico: People I know quit samba cause, they can't sing and act right on the lyrics.
*Pedro: Same with surfing on the waves.
*Blu: Anyways, we're about to head back home to the tribe.
*Jewel: Bring it in the tribe.
*Red: Here we go again with home.
(Red and Blu's flock returned to the tribe as they catch up with the Spix's Macaws on the trees and head back to the park to see the birds cleaning up the park by storing a lot of nuts through the log pan, similar to a dust pan as the flock land on the grass to catch up with most friends and family)
*Red: Heyo. We're home.
*Eduardo: Welcome back you guys. How's the flight?
*Blu: It went pretty fine. I guess.
*Jewel: What? No. They were falling off at the same time.
*Mimi: The training didn't go well?
*Chuck: We were launching and crashing at the same time.
*Eduardo: So it didn't go well.
*Red: We failed.
*Eduardo: Failed? You went flying and fail to take the test? What have gone to you?
*Red: It never worked. No one even like the flying test.
*Rafael: They suck at flying. I guess everyone have a weakness in their traits and skills.
*Bomb: It's true, we all saw the whole thing.
*Eduardo: *laugh* You guys fail at flying. You guys are so funny. I can get used to do that as the jungle boy right here.
*Blu: Hey. I'm not the one that launched them into the mud.
*Stella: The mud was pretty nasty. Then we took a shower through the waterfall which is pretty neat.
*Roberto: I guess you're not too crazy for flying, despite being birds, right?
*Bomb: We're just flightless birds after all.
*Blu: The first time I was born, I was flightless and can't fly.
*Jewel: We know who you are already! Stop asking!
*Blu: Duh. I love to recap on the story for everyone who doesn't know.
*Nico: Bro, you watch a lot of documentaries about animals. And heck, you even recap it for the whole tribe.
*Pedro: Do we have to know everything that we haven't heard about?
*Rafael: Eh. Some know the story by memory and don't have to tell the rest to others like going into people businesses.
*Luiz: *lick Red* At least, you did well.
*Red: Seriously dude?
*Chuck: Come on Red. He's just trying to cheer us up.
*Red: He licked like we're having a good time. And no we're not.
*Luiz: I'm just volunteering and helping out like a supervisor.
*Red: Let's go take a rest before we go home.
*Chuck: But what about the whereabouts of the pigs and Nigel? Are they still up for revenge?
*Red: Forget about them. We don't care for them or Nigel.
*Blu: You know, they're gonna be back at some point for a sweet revenge.
*Red: I don't need to worry about these fools right now.
*Jewel: Now that you saved the eggs, what about returning to your island?
*Red: I'll deal with that later on.
*Hal: Are we feeling tired of something?
*Red: My flock, let's go.
*Blu: Red, Chuck, come on.
*Chuck: Sorry Blu. It's nice hanging out with you, but we got some other things to catch up.
*Bomb: We'll catch you up later on.
*Blu: Come on. We were having a moment.
*Jewel: Blu, let them have their free time. We have been spending so much time with them for days.
*Tiago: I'm gonna miss these guys for a while.
*Carla: You're going to see them again in an hour.
*Bia: It's not like you're gonna miss them until they're gone. They're still on the jungle you know.
*Jay: We'll be back.
*Jake: Mr. Red have to spend some time to relax and sleep.
*Jim: We're burned out from all the adventures with you all.
*Mimi: Take your time kids. It's no rush.
*Blu: Oh well. No one want to have fun after the training.
*Jewel: They're not flyers you know. They're shooters.
*Blu: If I was still young, I would still never fly with my wings again.
*Jewel: Oh don't be such a boom, Blu. You're unique and spectacular.
*Nico: I'm gonna hang out at the shack for a while.
*Pedro: We'll hang out in the fruit count. Mind as well wanna come?
*Blu: No thank you Pedro. You guys can go without me.
*Pedro: Alright. Then you're gonna miss out all the goodies and cool stuff in the shack! *make a sound*
*Blu: Whatever Pedro. You can all go without me.
*Jewel: Come on. We're going back to the tree.
*Tiago: Can we eat some pineapple when we get home, mom?
*Jewel: No Tiago. You already ate a lot of fruits while celebrating with the nuts.
*Tiago: Aw. Maybe someday.
*Mimi: Let's just go.
*Eduardo: Right back at ya. We still got a tribe to guard.
*Roberto: See you on the other side! *he and everyone leave the park by flying*
(As the birds head back to their places in the Spix's Macaw tribe, back at King Pig's fortress, King Pig and the pig army with Nigel watch over at the tower as they try to spy on the Spix's Macaw tribe by using telescope to search for the eggs to plan their capturing)
*King Pig: After a long day of relaxing, we get to continue our plan to kidnap every single egg in the tribe.
*Foreman Pig: Starting with these blue birds and the red birds.
*Chef Pig: We got a lot to prepare.
*Ross: How many bird tribes are we going to conquer?
*Nigel: We're not going to conquer them, we're going to invade them to get their eggs, specially the eggs of the Angry Birds.
*Gabi: We lost them back at the foggy swamp with the peacocks, remember?
*Nigel: The peacocks are weak enough to fight the birds of Red and Blu. I do things better and will teach these flightless birds some manners.
*Gabi: Ooh, do you know how many birds we are going to beat in a battle?
*Nigel: It won't take a battlefield to get this brawl started. We'll be thinking of using nets and cages to lock the eggs up without falling to crack into cracked shells.
*King Pig: You wouldn't mind walking on eggshells, do you?
*Nigel: Oh stop it. You're embarrassing me.
*King Pig: You're not embarrassing in front of the whole people, right?
*Nigel: Shut up. You're not funny. I'm just trying to set up a plan to capture all the eggs for you so you can eat all the eggs up with your greedy army.
*King Pig: My army isn't as greedy as my father's or his father's.
*Nigel: I'm not talking about family issues here. I'm talking about how much you need to achieve to get the eggs from the tribe.
*King Pig: Well I'm not backing up for another failure. I'm gonna do it my way and see how it's gonna work out to get those eggs without being caught.
*Foreman Pig: Oh, we got Plan A going.
*King Pig: Plan A. Like what it stands for? Plan Awesome?
*Chef Pig: It's the first plan, macho. First we're gonna sneak through the trees, then shoot somewhere to get the birds to their attention and third, we'll raid the tribe and get all the eggs in the world!
*King Pig: Eureka. I think you're hitting a jackpot here, Chef.
*Ross: You're on a roll like a fruit roll.
*Gabi: See Nigel? Did you hear what the chef said?
*Nigel: I like the sound of the idea of Plan A. Ah, now we're talking. First plan's the charm.
*King Pig: When we leave the fortress, we go to the tribes to sneak in and do what we have to do.
*Chef Pig: I have the whole memory of the plan in the list on my mind like a memory card.
*Nigel: Just like the script said.
*Ross: What time should we start raiding the tribes?
*King Pig: Whatever me and Nigel say. Cause we're the leaders of the army.
*Nigel: Like now.
*Gabi: Like what?
*Nigel: Now! Didn't you hear the words coming out of my beak?
*Gabi: Yes! We're going to raid the bird tribes in all areas of the rainforest.
*Ross: How many bird tribes are in the rainforest?
*Nigel: There are so many of them and we been to many ever since we first visited the rainforest while searching to kill Blu.
*King Pig: We all should be ready to go by now.
*Nigel: Heads up. Our first stop should be what the map said.
*King Pig: What map? That's the map for Piggy Island. You need a map for the Amazon to locate all the places like a maze.
*Ross: *show the map of the highlighted bird tribes in the Amazon* I found it right here and all the bird tribes we have spotted.
*Nigel: Since when you know all the bird tribes since you first got here when it's my second time here with Gabi?
*Ross: All the smart pigs I know have been studying the Amazon since we got here and know where the bird tribes are that are holding the eggs on the nest. That's a lot of science work here, huh?
*Foreman Pig: You know? Then show the proof.
*Ross: *show the map of the whole Amazon Rainforest with the circled lines of each bird tribes* Here is the map of the whole Amazon Rainforest. The circled ones are the bird tribes we're gonna invade to capture all the eggs in the world. After we capture every egg on every tribe, we're going to start a feast on eating all the eggs as what Nigel planned on the job.
*King Pig: We're gonna have a buffet full of eggs and I'm very pumped to capture every single egg, including the Angry Birds' eggs. I'll be rich and unstoppable as a conqueror. *laugh*
*Nigel: I know you got a lot of company to deal with. We better not fail this time or we're going to have a big problem.
*Gabi: We warned you. *blow a kiss to King Pig*
*King Pig: Thank you, and thank you. You know what we're gonna do right now.
*Chef Pig: Loot into tribes like protesting?
*King Pig: No. We'll shoot fireworks in the sky to gain the birds' attention while we go claim and get all the eggs we want in every tribe we go to.
*Ross: There are like a lot of bird tribes in the rainforest and the scarlet macaw tribe is one of them.
*Foreman Pig: Also known as red macaws. Plus, they're not parrots or toucans.
*King Pig: It's all going smooth now and not dumping to a limbo.
*Gabi: It's about time we leave and get all the eggs for the feast.
*Nigel: No one is gonna fail and we'll succeed through finishing off old tasks. *laugh*
(King Pig and Nigel's group left the fortress as they sneak through one of the bird tribes in the Amazon Rainforest, starting with a yellow macaw tribe)
*Ross: The first tribe marked on the map of the rainforest.
*Foreman Pig: Are they... yellow?
*King Pig: They are yellow. What are you talking about?
*Nigel: There are many birds living in their own tribes and you know. They hate humans, like us?
*Gabi: Are we into humans?
*Nigel: No Gabi. We don't care for humans. We just needed to focus on getting the eggs so we can place them and cook them up for our humble feast for dinner.
*Chef Pig: All of this egg mentioning talk is making me hungry for a scrambled egg.
*Ross: Fried eggs for the win!
*Nigel: Alright pigs. I know you're hungry for eggs. Set up a trick and blow the birds out to claim the keys to prevent getting caught.
*King Pig: We're blowing the birds away like blowing wolves away from houses?
*Nigel: That is just a dull old tattle tale kids' story. Just pop them fireworks to gain their attention.
*King Pig: Right on it, sir. Let's light up the fireworks to prepare the tricks on the fools that make fun of us. Ross, fire up those fireworks.
*Ross: We got plenty to shoot in the sky. So here comes the first batch on the job. *he and the pigs shoot fireworks in the sky to gain the yellow macaw tribe their attention*
*Yellow Macaw #1: *he and the tribe see the fireworks* Did you hear that?
*Yellow Macaw #2: Whoa, there's a blasting show in the sky.
*Yellow Macaw #3: Let's check it out. *he and the tribe fly over to the sky*
*Gabi: Ooh la la. They're leaving.
*Nigel: Okay piggy wiggies. You know what to do. It's time to steal like a theft.
*Chef Pig: Theft break time! *he and the pigs steal the eggs from the nests while laughing*
*King Pig: Bingo! First tribe completed.
*Nigel: And now, to the next one.
(On a orange macaw tribe, a bunch of orange macaws are standing in duty on the trees as the pigs with Nigel and Gabi plot their trick by setting up fireworks to blast in the sky)
*King Pig: Shhh. They're on duty.
*Nigel: For crying out loud, they're at work!
*Gabi: They look awake to me.
*Foreman Pig: This is the second tribe to get the eggs without being caught.
*Chef Pig: You know the drill.
*King Pig: Fire in the sky!
*Ross: Forget the hole. Onto the sky with the fire! *he and the pigs shoot fireworks in the sky to gain the orange macaws' attention*
*Orange Macaw #1: What is in the sky?
*Orange Macaw #2: There is like a bunch of booms in mid-air.
*Orange Macaw #3: It's booming in the surface! Let's fix this out! *he and the orange macaws fly in the sky*
*Nige: Yes. And now, your chance to steal.
*King Pig: Cheerio. *he and the pigs grab the eggs on the nest while laughing*
(At the purple macaw tribe, the purple macaws are sleeping in the trees as the pigs with Nigel and Gabi show up to prepare the fireworks while figuring out how to drove them away)
*King Pig: Purple macaws? They exist?
*Nigel: Of course they exist. They're everywhere around the jungle. Plus, they're sleeping.
*Foreman Pig: Some of them are laying their feathers on the eggs while some are sitting on the nest where the eggs are placed. How are we going to get them while they're sleeping?
*Chef Pig: We don't wanna get caught on the job. We just needed to shoot the fireworks to get their attention like we did with the other two tribes.
*Ross: Can we blow up the trees instead?
*King Pig: Not when they are eggs inside. We need to get these purple macaws out of the way so we can rob them like money.
*Nigel: We don't wanna get caught like getting screwed. Can anyone launch a firework in the sky before getting caught?
*Gabi: I will! *sing* La la la la la, la laaaaaaa! *shoot the fireworks in the sky to gain the purple macaws' attention*
*Purple Macaw #1: *he and everyone are awake* Huh? What happen?
*Purple Macaw #2: There's like splatting colors moving through the sky.
*Purple Macaw #3: There's a show to not miss! Let's check it out! *he and the purple macaws fly over to the sky*
*King Pig: Eureka. Now go steal as many as you want before they run out. *he and the pigs steal the eggs while laughing*
*Nigel: It's all going out smoothly. Yes. My plan is working as always and is going out to a great success. *laugh*
(Afterwards, they started going to more bird tribes like the scarlet macaws and all the other bird flocks like the flamingos, parrots, blue jays, red jays and other birds flocks and tribes to steal the eggs through the fireworks trick in the sky by succeeding stealing all the eggs from the nests and laughing while hiding in a cave)
*King Pig: *laugh* Ha ha ha. It's working! We got all the eggs!
*Nigel: After every egg we stole, our henchmen take them over back to the fortress without getting caught.
*Foreman Pig: Have there ever been a peacock tribe before?
*Chef Pig: Nope. Not even with the two peacocks that live back in the swamp.
*Ross: Do they have eggs?
*Gabi: No sweetie. They don't mate and lay eggs like females.
*Nigel: Have there ever been a tribe that we missed out on?
*King Pig: Oh, I forgot. We have to invade Red and Blu's home to get the eggs back since the fight at the swamp.
*Nigel: I know where they live and they got a tribe back home full of blue birds like Blu and Jewel. *laugh* And I can't wait to lay a feather on their feathers to steal their eggs all at once.
*King Pig: Are they having more eggs to lay and to hatch on?
*Nigel: I know some blue macaws are having kids, but one of the eggs you wanted belong to the angriest birds on the planet and I know who they are.
*Ross: You guys faced them back in Rio, right?
*Gabi: Yes. In the jungle, but we lost when the fire started burning everything and smash the whole fortress like a sand ball smashing through a construction site.
*Nigel: Up next, we're going after the Spix's Macaw tribe.
*King Pig: How fierce as they?
*Nigel: As fierce as a warrior that protect a home from invaders and we're going to get the eggs right away from these so-called guardians. *laugh*
*King Pig: I can't wait to face the Angry Birds once again.
*Gabi: And shoot them with poison.
*Nigel: Red and Blu, you will soon be hearing from us and facing from your crimes at the rainforest. *laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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