The Big Andy Barricaded Office Scenario

The scenario in question is a famous one, and is more or less a 'copypasta' within The Meme Council. A Meme Councilpasta if you will.
== History ==
The scenario is a fictional situation born out of the early stages of an unknown virus of unknown origins at AHHS, created by The Meme Lord, and simply sent as a joke announcement in The Council. However as time went by it become more preferable to leave the virus part out of it, as well as Lemonade being removed due to his sad, silent departure from AHHS during 2020. The scenario has been repeated well over 20 times, almost every time by The Meme Lord, slowly degrading itself into just "PRINCIPAL SNYDER HAS BARRICADED HIMSELF INSIDE HIS OFFICE" It made its way into The Software Club at one point and has even been spread by Dirty Mike himself. Meme Lord planned to, some day, actually accomplish this and do the announcement over the louder speaker, even thinking of bringing Lemonade back to do the lines, but alas no opportunity ever presented itself.
On 3/20/2020, The Rare Meme Lord of Cinder even turned it into a google doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MxVFI9SwRChHvmDuUZ1odh2FgcqRdmtVAyrILJnrynY/edit?usp=sharing
=== Original, Unedited Version (3/13/2020, 9:14 AM): ===
ksssh 
ATTENTION. 
ALL ABINGTON HEIGHTS STUDENTS
THIS IS DR LEMONCELLI
PRINCIPAL SNYDER HAS CORONA 
HE HAS BARRICADED HIMSELF INSIDE HIS OFFICE 
WE BELIEVE HE WANTS THE BLUE RIBBON 
OFFICER SHOZ IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO KICK DOWN THE DOOR 
BUT WE SUSPECT THAT PRINCIPAL SNYDER HAS USED HIS DESK TO HOLD IT UP 
PLEASE LEAVE THE BUILDING 
ksssh 
=== Altered, current and up-to-date version:(1/19/2021, 12:19 PM) ===
krrsh
attention all abington heights students
principal snyder has appeared to have locked himself in his office
we believe he has used his desk to barricade the door
officer shoz is trying to kick down the door as we speak
we're trying to talk to him but he cant hear us due to the constantly bellowing of "WE ARE"
we think he wants that blue ribbon
please leave the building. now.
krrsh
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