Cynetia/Timothy Timison

Timothy Timison (b. 1961) is a Cynetian stuntman and possible activist from South-Central Cynetia. It is speculated he was born in the Rift City area. He is notable for his mysterious lifestyle, odd stunts often involving politics or politicians, tendency to avoid questions, and his attire, typically with his body covered in silver paint with a white cone on his head and minimal clothing.
== History ==
=== Personal Life ===
Timothy Timison revealed he was born sometime in 1961 in South-Central Cynetia. He has also revealed that Timothy Timison is an alias and not his real name. Many theorists have speculated he's originally from the Rift City area.
=== Early Career and Recognition ===
Timothy Timison gained recognition in April 1985 when he jokingly ran for mayor of the city of Grand Rivers. The original mayor, Paul Romson, abruptly quit the job by then, and Timothy became a replacement candidate. His odd appearance, having silver paint covering his body and a white cone on top of his head, made him particularly remarkable to the Cynetian population. Surprisingly, he received a high amount of votes. After it was projected that he would win the race, Timothy abruptly pulled out. When asked about it, he responded with "Soap is a fine ingredient in many foreign salads." His odd response and abrupt dropout from the mayoral race gave him even more recognition.
=== List of Stunts ===
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* On August 23rd, 1993, Timothy Timison ran around the center of Henley Falls, Burnabia for about an hour wearing nothing but a white cone on his head and a picture of Henley Falls taped over his crotch. He wasn't seen in Henley Falls the day before or the day after. When asked about it, he responded “One with nature does not follow the laws of the winds on some occasions, for winds can lie as much as any old pine branch could.” On September 1st, 1993, he returned again, this time wearing white shorts and a cardboard box over his head and he walked around the center of the town.
* On October 18th, 1998, he brought several people to a park in Matoria City to cover a picture of the Matoria City mayor with glitter. When asked about a political motive, he replied with "I think the harbors should break free from their land imprisonment and we should all return to the land of the tornadoes."
* He blasted "Going to the Bank", a song by The Yellow Cross, a Cynetian band known for nonsensical lyrics and musical structures, on loop at the same Matoria City park on May 4th, 1999 with two pictures of the mayor of Coyote, Eastern Burnabia.
* After an interview with a popular Drivore radio show in August 10th, 2004 that ended in the interviewer getting frustrated with him avoiding the questions, he returned on September 10th, 2004 riding a unicycle around Drivore and to the radio station with a picture of the interviewer taped to his head. He threw a bucket of glitter at the radio station once he reached it.
* In the summer of 2008, Timothy went on a 400-mile unicycle journey from Taxí to Kindport.
* He ran through Plato on October 5th, 2014, wearing a dress purely made from pine branches, fishing line, and other materials, also accompanied by his signature white cone. He's also done several stunts in Plato with his unicycle's seat covered in pine branches.
* On January 25th, 2023, during a speech by Melissa Borgartman, president of Cynetia, he got up on stage riding a unicycle and making noises before going off. This was the first time Timothy managed to crash a leader's speech. The incident was heavily commented on by several Cynetian politicians who worked for Melissa Borgartman, calling it an "embarrassment" and a "disrespect". Borgartman herself commented on the incident and had a differing opinion, stating she didn't mind it and thought it was "hilariously refreshing". On February 18th, 2023, a mural made by local Drivore artist, Andrew Do, was unveiled in the Livermore neighborhood of Timothy Timison on a unicycle, which Borgartman visited.
*On March 7th, 2023, Melissa Borgartman was scheduled to give a speech in front of other Cynetian politicians. Instead of Borgartman appearing, Timothy Timison walked up to the microphone wearing an identical suit and wig, his body still painted in silver and his beard still prominent. Before him were sheets of paper, and he pretended to read details on the papers that weren't meant to be said, attacking politicians who made rumors about Borgartman. After two minutes, Borgartman appeared on stage and stared at Timothy before he noticed after 15 seconds and hopped off the stage. Borgartman then continued the event with a regular speech. Borgartman confirmed she approached Timison and asked him to stage the troll.
*On March 12th, 2023, members of the alternative band, The Yellow Cross, met up with Timothy Timison and posted about it online, captioned "Hey guys look we took a picture with this random guy on the street".
*On March 24th, 2023, Timothy Timison briefly joined a concert in Drivore performed by local rock band Trembling Fever. During their song, "Changes", the band let him scream and make noises in the middle of the song's guitar solo.
*On April 2nd, 2024, a bystander claimed to have found Timothy Timison in a regular outfit without makeup ordering a coffee in Drivore. Timothy made a comment the next morning simply stating "My grandfather." He's stated in the past that he doesn't mind people speculating his identity, but he'd rather not have people following his regular personal life.
=== Cities of Operation ===
Timothy Timison had been around the entire country throughout his career. Below is a list of cities he's operated in, including the special unicycle journeys he's taken. It's confirmed that he unicycles from city to city and speculated that he doesn't have a true home.
* Around 1985-1986 - Grand Rivers 
* 1986-1987 - Rift City 
* 1987-1988 - Hilao 
* 1988 - Ladin 
* 1988-1989 - Drivore and Riverton 
* (Drivore-Kindport journey, summer 1989) 
* 1989-1990 - Kindport 
* 1990-1991 - Sahatsie 
* 1991-1992 - Rift City 
* 1992-1993 - Silivola (Silivola-Roseburg journey, summer 1993) 
* 1993-1994 - Henley Falls and Roseburg 
* 1994 - Ladin 
* 1994 - Hilao 
* 1994-1995 - Plato 
* (Plato-Karton journey, summer 1995) 
* 1995 - Karton 
* 1995-1996 - Pittsville 
* 1996-1997 - Wallosia 
* 1997 - St. John 
* 1997-1998 - Zilaos 
* 1998 - Xavier 
* 1998-2000 - Matoria City 
* 2000-2001 - Sintore 
* (Sintore-Moro journey, summer 2001) 
* 2001-2002 - Moro 
* (Moro-Careria journey, summer 2002) 
* 2002-2003 - Careria 
* (Careria-Trinal mini-journey, summer 2003) 
* 2003-2004 - Trinal 
* 2004 - Fontaine 
* 2004-2005 - Drivore and Riverton 
* 2005-2006 - Escatoria 
* 2006 - Invetie 
* 2006-2007 - Surrine 
* 2007-2008 - Invetie 
* 2008 - Taxí 
* (Taxí-Kindport journey, summer 2008) 
* 2008-2009 - Kindport 
* 2009 - Croser 
* 2009-2010 - Shallows and Korsenia 
* 2010 - Matoria City 
* 2010 - Qarendi 
* 2010-2011 - Zilaos 
* 2011-2012 - Piscini 
* 2012 - Balamarecshe 
* 2012-2013 - Lilend 
* 2013 - Pauline, Centyria 
* (Pauline-Rift City mini-journey, summer 2013) 
* 2013-2014 - Rift City 
* 2014-2015 - Plato 
* 2015-2016 - Wysome, Dakota, and Riverton 
* 2016 - Drivore and Riverton 
* 2016-2017 - Roseburg 
* 2017 - Ladin 
* (Ladin-Riverbend journey, stopover in Yibble to troll, summer 2017) 
* 2017 - Yibble 
* 2017-2018 - Riverbend 
* (Riverbend-Invetie journey, summer 2018) 
* 2018-2019 - Invetie 
* (Invetie-Reservotar journey, summer 2019) 
* 2019-2020 - Reservotar 
* 2020 - Consurve 
* 2020-2021 - Ubent 
* 2021 - Zilaos 
* 2021-2022 - Karton 
* 2022 - Heater 
* 2022-2023 - Drivore and Riverton
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