Short, Stupid and Silly Storys/Transcript

Just storys I wrote on my discord server when I was bored. Written by Joey
1.So this happened about a year ago I was buying MCBURGERDONALDS when my future self came and told me we need to listen to AC/DC to restore awesome to the awesome we did then we awesome awesome AWESOME AWESOME THEN AWESOME THE AWESOME THEN EVREYTHING WENT BACK TO NORMAALLLL.
2 .I have another story So A dAY ago I invite Chris over to play we play with star war and he took my Dark Vaders wightsaber I cant find it he jwellious I have Doug Vader so he take wightsaber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh he take wightsaber.
3. Ok so Dis happenz a yearz ago me sat on a hat and then I bought a bat.
4. So one times I was on ebay and I saw some thing that was going for a BILLION TRILLION DOLLAR so me bought it and it was lawn so I gave me old one to charity and got a newz lawn. LAWN.
5. So one dayz I was walking and saw Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees I was like OMG IT RICKY DOLENZ FROM DA MONKEES so I asked for a autograph and he gave me 100 dollars and I used it to buy a million dollar which I used on Monkees albums and Mickey Dolenz told me to buy more album
6.So the other dayz I was walking my dog and my cat and my elephant when all of a sudden Ringo Starr came up to me and gavez me moneyz
7.So the other day I was walking down the street when I saw a Penny on the sidewalk I picked it up and it was a lucky Penny I then was crowned the ruler of the Universe and got 2 more Pennys and I ate at Dennys
8.SO mE TeLlZ U A Storyz so I was at 2021 and den dis new year eve thing came and 2021 MOOOVEDA AwAYYZ Den 2022ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CaMe Inz..................................................
9.So the other day I went to da mall and I saw Sanataz I told himz I didnt get vat I vanted 4 christmas, he said I do get vat I wanted. SO Itz happenz yesterdays I WAS writting dis than I forgotzzzz
10. so yesterday I was shoveling snow from my grass when the snow didnt want to be shovelz and ran so far way it just ran it ran all night and day it couldnt get away
11.Ok so there is a place in my town called Taco Bellz and I know what your thinking it is not Taco Bell it is Taco Bellz it is a rip off of Taco Bell instead of Tacos they serve french fry burgers and they are okay I give them a 7/10
12. Ok so yesterday I was in my room listening to music when all of the sudden the power went out I then used a potato to power my house
13.Ok So yesterday I heard someone say that they dont like Kiss everyone gasped. how is it possible not to like Kiss? Kiss is so awesome, they are amazing. Saying you dont like Kiss is like saying you dont like Ice Cream, if you dont believe me go listen to Detroit Rock city.
14.Once I was in a cover band and I covered my songs from my solo career and I was kicked out because they said its not a cover if I am singing my own songs
15.Ok so yesterday I was listening to Carry on my wayward son by the band Kansas and I was listening to it on a gold record that I got at a yard sale for 2 cents then I decided to melt down the gold record and sell the gold I then did it then right after I did someone wanted to buy the gold record for 1000993839213072310730732703128731287321377301870138270283137208173082108723101327832170704124615612406 smillion trillion billion quatillion dollars and I told them sorry I melted it down they then bought the melted down gold from me for a quarter of a penny and thats what happened yesterday.
16.I have some bad news, Me and Chris are out of jobs. We were fired from dr left hand and replaced by sound alikes, we got fired from our own show someone on discord dm me and told me Hey im your boss from that Dr Left Hand's Group Therapy show on youtube, you know the one with Cookie Monster and 1983 Mr Potato Head, Spongebob and That Left Hand dr guy. Well your fired. Someday love will find you break those chains that bind you one night we will remind you, we go our Seprate Ways. He then fired it I gave him my credit card info and my channel login
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18. SO Meeeeeez YESTETRDAY LiZTEnZ TO TOTO aND David Paich Saidz thank U so hear money me buy money with Itzzzzz
19. Hello I am someone who is super bored right now so I am writting my boredom down in the form of a story. And well I am bored
20. So I wakez up and I fall ASLEEPZ then I liZtenZ to Boz Scaggs
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