脳漿炸裂ガール (Noushou Sakuretsu Girl)

==Alternate Version==
Singer	Miku	GUMI	All
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
自問自答　無限苦言ヤバイ 	jimon jitou mugen kugen yabai 	Those people who annoyingly offer me endless advices are merely talking to themselves.
挫傷暗礁に乗り上げている 	zashou anshou ni nori agete iru 	I've struck a rock and become covered in bruises.
前頭葉から新たな痛みを 	zentou you kara arata na itami wo 	I wish I could, via a signal bypass, get a share of
共有したがる情報バイパス 	kyouyuu shita garu jouhou baipasu 	others' sensation of pain sent from their frontal lobes.
 	 	
収束できない不条理　スク水 	shuusoku dekinai fujouri suku mizu 	This absurdity would not go away. I'm wearing my school swimsuit.
噴出　妄想デフラグ 	toshabutsu funshutsu mousou defuragu 	As I spew out vomit, maybe I need to defragment my wild fantasies.
前方不注意　顔面崩壊 	zenpou fuchuui ganmen houkai 	Because I didn't keep my eyes on the road, my face is now badly injured.
どうでもいいけどマカロン食べたい 	dou demo ii kedo makaron tabetai 	I don't really care anyhow. I just want to eat some macarons.
 	 	
諸行無常のリズムに合わせて 	shogyou mujou no rizumu ni awasete 	If I match myself to the capricious rhythm
ワンツーステップで女子力上げれば 	wan tsuu suteppu de joshi ryoku agereba 	and bump up my femininity with a "one, two, step",
ゆるふわ草食　愛されうて 	yurufuwa soushoku aisare tamou te 	apparently even the passive herbivore men
そう仰せにてはえども 	sou oose nite wa soura e domo 	will let themselves be loved by me.
 	 	
就職できない無理ゲーパスして 	shuushoku dekinai muri gepasu shite 	I'll skip the impossible game of landing a job
面接ばっくれ交渉決裂 	mensetsu bakkure koushou ketsu retsu 	by not showing up at my interview and burning my own bridge.
携帯紛失　精神壊滅 	keitai funshitsu seishin kaimetsu uuu 	Because I lost my cellphone, I am now losing the soundness of my mind.
（※自律神経に問題があるかもしれません） 	(※jiritsu shinkei ni mondai ga aru kamo shiremasen) 	(※There might be a problem with my autonomic nervous system.)
 	 	
ペラペラな御託並べちゃって 	perapera na gotaku narabe chatte 	If you're talking so big and pompously
結局 擦って気持ち良くなりたいだけなら 	kekkyoku osu mesu outotsu kosutte kimochi yoku naritai dake nara 	only because you want the pleasure from the rubbing between a male and a female,
その棒のようなもので私を殴って 	sono bou no you na mono de watashi wo nagutte 	then just strike me with that thing you have that looks like a rod.
 	 	
紅い華が 咲き乱れて 	akai hana ga saki midarete 	Crimson flowers are blooming everywhere.
私は炸裂ガール 	watashi wa noushou sakuretsu gaaru 	I am a brain matter explosion girl.
 	 	
さあ狂ったように踊りましょう 	saa kurutta you ni odori mashou 	Come, let's dance as if we're crazy.
どうせ100年後の今頃には 	douse hyakunen-go no imagoro ni wa 	After all, on this day 100 years later,
みんな死んじゃってんだから 	minna shinjatten dakara 	everyone will have died anyway.
震える私を抱きしめて 	furueru watashi wo dakishimete 	I'm trembling, so please hold me tight.
もっと激しく脳汁分泌させたら 	motto hageshiku nou shiru bunpitsu sasetara 	If you can make my brain secrete even more juice,
月の向こうまでイっちゃって 	tsuki no mukou made icchatte 	my climax will take me all the way to the other side of the moon.
 	 	
（※この電話番号は･･･現在使われておりません） 	(※kono denwa bangou wa... genzai tsukawarete orimasen) 	(※The number you have dialed... is not in service.)
 	 	
一問一答カリスマ弁護士 	ichimon ittou karisuma bengoshi 	The charismatic lawyer who's never lost a debate
How-to 本を売り上げている 	How-to bon wo uri agete iru 	has written a how-to book and is now selling it.
スタバでキャラメル濃いやつ頼んで 	sutaba de kyarameru koi yatsu tanon de 	At Starbucks, I order something with thick caramel
ドヤ顔したがる東京バイアス 	doyagao shita garu toukyou baiasu 	and make a boastful face with my Tokyo bias.
 	 	
量産アイドル一蓮托生 	ryousan aidoru ichiren takushou 	Those mass-produced idols all share the same fate.
お祭り道化師　恋愛 NG 	omatsuri doukeshi ren'ai NG 	The clowns at festivals are no good when it comes to love.
子悪魔メイクで触覚生やして 	koakuma meiku de shokkaku hayashite 	With a little devil's makeup, give me a new sensation of touch.
3時のおやつはマカロン食べます 	sanji no oyatsu wa makaron tabemasu 	My snack at 3 o'clock will be macarons.
 	 	
スラップベースの刻みに合わせて 	surappu beesu no kizami ni awasete 	When those committing harakiri, Mt. Fuji, and the geisha
ハラキリ　フジヤマ　ゲイシャが唄えば 	harakiri fujiyama geisha ga utaeba 	all sing to the rhythm of the slap bass,
思わず女子会　飛び入り参戦 	omowazu joshi kai tobi iri sansen 	I'll plunge right into the battle at the girls-only party,
スイーツ目当てでツイート控えめ 	suiitsu meate de tsuiito hikae me 	focusing my eyes on the sweets and refraining from sending tweets on Twitter.
 	 	
二次会　焼肉　五反田 	nijikai yakiniku gotanda 	Afterparty. Barbecue. Gotanda.
ググって情弱ウイルス感染 	gugutte jou jaku uirusu kansen 	Google has made me realize how uninformed I actually am.
薄型ガラケー2年で解約 	usugata garake ninen de kaiyaku 	My ultra-thin Japanese smartphone's contract will be up after 2 years.
（※暗証番号をもう一度お確かめください） 	(※anshou bangou wo mou ichido otashikame kudasai) 	(※Please confirm your password once more.)
 	 	
手招きされて尻尾振ってる 	temaneki sarete shippo futteru 	I never wanted in the first place to be a cute obedient puppy
従順な子犬みたいな可愛さは最初から求めてないから 	juujun na koinu mitai na kawaii sa wa saisho kara motomete nai kara	who would wag the tail when someone waves my way.
その麻縄で私の身体を縛って 	sono asanawa de watashi no karada wo shibatte 	Use that thick rope to tie me up.
 	 	
マルキ・ド・サド　枕仕事 	maruki・do・sado makura shigoto 	Marquis de Sade and fille de joie,
私は炸裂ガール 	watashi wa noushou sakuretsu gaaru 	I am a brain matter explosion girl.
 	 	
さあ狂ったように踊りましょう 	saa kurutta you ni odori mashou 	Come, let's dance as if we're crazy.
どうせ100年後の今頃には 	douse hyakunengo no imagoro ni wa 	After all, on this day 100 years later,
みんな死んじゃってんだから 	minna shinjatten dakara 	everyone will have died anyway.
今すぐ私を抱きしめて 	ima sugu watashi wo dakishimete 	Please hold me tight right now.
もっとびしょびしょ脳内麻薬に溺れて 	motto bisho bisho nounai mayaku ni oborete 	I want to drown deeper in the narcotics in my brain
の彼方へ漕ぎ出して 	sora no kanata e kogi dashite 	and wade all the way to the other side of the universe.
 	 	
さあ狂ったように踊りましょう 	saa kurutta you ni odori mashou 	Come, let's dance as if we're crazy.
きっと100年後の私は 	kitto hyakunengo no watashi wa 	Without a doubt, 100 years later
美少女に生まれ変わってるはずだからさ 	bishoujo ni umare kawatteru hazu dakara sa 	I will be reborn as a beautiful girl.
古くさい身体は脱ぎ捨てて 	furukusai karada wa nugisutete 	After I have shed this stale body,
もっと激しく脳汁分泌させたら 	motto hageshiku nou shiru bunpitsu sasetara 	I will make my brain secrete even more juice,
月の向こうまでイっちゃって 	tsuki no mukou made icchatte 	and let my climax take me all the way to the other side of the moon.
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*脳漿炸裂ガール
*"脳漿炸裂ガール うたってみた"を聴いてみた
*VOCALOID 超BEST -impacts- (Vocaloid Ultra Best -impacts-) (album)
*地獄型人間動物園
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalospace feat.初音ミク (EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalospace feat. Hatsune Miku) (album)
==External Links==
*Pixiv - Illustration
*piapro - Karaoke
*piapro - Karaoke (male key)
*Niconicommons - Karaoke, 2015 version
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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