Papa Smurf's Gun

<tabber>Papa's god damn gun === Papa Smorf's Gun ==
=== "Why does he have a gun? I don't understand!" -Dingdonglikesthesmurfs ===
Papa Smorf's gun is an item that appears in Farmer's Geni, used for drastic measures. Papa received his simultaneously smorf and human-sized gun from MrBeast as a gift for his 543rd birthday.
== Usage ==
=== "Now Farmer, you know I'm not a violent man, but drastic times call for drastic measures" -Papa Smorf, pulling out his gun ===
Papa Smorf first uses the weapon when he's coaching Farmer through living with Gourdy. As an example, he asks Farmer what he does when his gay fucking son, Nat, makes a mistake. Farmer simply replied he throws him in the 'wheel.'
"What do you do when Nat makes a mistake?"
"Why, I throw him in the 'wheel."
"I'm sorry. the what?""You know, the wheel, where we get water.""You mean the well.""That's what I said, the wheel.""No. What do you call the round things on your cart?""Wells?"Papa responds to this by pulling out a gun.
The second time, Gourdy has started a rainstorm in order to appease Farmer and subsequently get into his pants. The storm gets out of control and Papa proceeds to shoot at the raindrops in an attempt to stop the storm. This does not work. He then has no choice but to evacuate the village as this was his singular idea.
== Why- ==
"Why does Papa Smurf have a gun?"
"Because he's Papa Smurf."
"Like Papa Smurf just normally has a gun, nO! Why does Papa Smurf have a gun?!"
== Trivia ==
* His children gave him an ugly ass hat for his 543rd birthday. MrBeast gave him this gun so he could shoot said hat.
* Papa Smurf is a peaceful man
* But he also has a gun
* Ross does not understand
* Omnibus
* This gun is not real and does not actually appear in the episode
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