Bedrock

Bedrock (known by nerds as electron-degenerate matter) is an extremely tough and dense type of stone that cannot be broken by anyone or anything except for Steve, Trees, natural disasters, the Mario Bros., and the Undefeatables. It is generally found in white dwarf stars as well as the bottom of the UnWorld. People usually use it as a foundation for structures and buildings. Notable examples include the 7 Koopa Hotels and Undefeatable Palace. It's also ridiculously heavy: a water bottle full of bedrock would weigh twice as much as Thomas the Tank Engine (who, being a train, is pretty darn heavy), and just eight blocks could match even the largest known Godzilla's weight. Naturally, this makes it useful as a paperweight, or a dumbbell for guys who are really strong but not quite Undefeatables-strong.
==History==
Bedrock was created while the Undefeatable Palace was in construction. Chuck Norris needed something strong and sturdy to hold up the building in case someone tries to asplode it up. And so, Chuck Norris created the material to keep the palace's structure stable. As mid-sized stars began to DIE about a billion years after the Big Bang, large amounts of bedrock were created naturally, but the strong gravity made by the resulting white dwarves made it impractical to extract. Bedrock was placed as a shield for the Earth's core after Scrat accidentally split apart the UnWorld's continents by running all around on it. Since a 128-meter-thick layer of the stuff would probably make the Earth implode or something, they put a lot of weird rocks like netherrack and netherite in between two one-meter-thick layers instead, but the T-5001 slurped some of the magma they used as a drink (he was thirsty and didn't know about the bedrock thing) which left huge caves that we now call the Nether.
In the year of 2009, Notch was making a building and destroying shame, and noticed people in the real world kept digging really deep holes in the and falling into Hell. So he added Bedrock to keep people from doing this in his own shame, much like the one found on Earth, and gave the Elder Steve race a toggle between placing Stone and placing Bedrock with /solid. The Elder Steve race loved trapping the n00bs in Bedrock cages, that was fun for a while. But then Notch made it into an item so the Hacker n00bs could trap the Elder Steves. But then it became an illegal substance for a while, until Creative Mode was invented.
Nowadays, people use bedrock as a way to make structures to try to prevent Tsunamis and Tornadoes from wrecking their cities, but it's so expensive only rich guys can afford it. Bedrock is usually extracted from the bottom of the world with Slimes or people hire Mario and Luigi or Steve to obtain the Bedrock from the underground.
==Trivia==
*We think the constipation and kidney stones are caused by calcium in the bedrock.
*If Diamond is Unbreakable than that's wrong, because Bedrock is unbreakable.
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