The Last Will and Testament of Richard Luther (BoogieMango)

For this is my will if I ever happen to go inactive.
The following of my possessions to:
==Richard Venables==
- To you, my good friend, I leave you my 1741 sabre, hoping that you will use it the way it was meant to be used for. I also leave you my Bible from the time of "The Enlightenment" and 4,000 pounds.
I present you with these gifts incase you ever are in trouble. Just pull out the sabre or read the Bible and pray.
==King George Augustus II ==
- To you, my King, I leave my wig, hoping you will find use of it. I also leave you my East India Trading Company outfit to remember me by, and 3,500 pounds.
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I present you with these gifts to remember me by, a loyal man of Britain, forever, always.
==Jeremiah Garland==
- To you, my good friend, I leave my entire Vodka cabinet. I hope you find these bottles as a joy during your rough times. I also leave you my hand-crafted 1400's telescope that belonged to one of Magellan's sailors, and 2,500 pounds.
I present these gifts to you incase you ever need a good ole' Russian time.
==Andrew Mallace==
- To you, my good friend, I leave my hand-crafted bullskin satchel, hoping you will use it incase you run out of pocket room, or can't be pick-pocketed. I also leave you my "Ermordung" that I created and 2,500 pounds.
I present these gifts to you hoping you will use them daily.
==Johnathan Goldtimbers==
- To you, my good friend, I leave my cane, carved by yourself. I hope you find good use of it incase you ever need a spare. I also leave you my entire Scotch cabinet, and 2,000 pounds.
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I present these gifts to you knowing you love Scotch (and tea) and canes.
==Johnathan O'Reilly ==
- To you, my good friend, I leave you my 1729 Catalonian pistol, hoping you use it well. I also leave you my Scottish dagger and 1,700 pounds.
I present these gifts to you hoping you will use them in battle.
==Elizabeth ==
- To you, my darling, I leave you my four rings that I always have treasured. I also leave you my mother's knit blanket and 1,500 pounds.
I present these gifts hoping that you feel my warmth and compassion for you.
==Ishamel "Venables" (For being Venables' son) ==
- To you, my friend, I leave my North American hunting dagger, in case you ever need a sturdy weapon. I also leave you my 1689 Spanish Pistol and 1,000 pounds.
I present these gifts to you for as you are a humble soldier always looking for some one to help.
==Christopher Ironshot==
- To you, my friend, I leave you my Royal Spanish dagger, hoping you will find great use for it. I also leave you my 1679 Golden Italian Pistol from my father and 500 pounds.
I present these gifts to you for you to use in battle. Don't be afraid to pull them out if necessary.
===And last, but certainly not least...===
==Sven Daggersteel==
- To you, my "friend", I leave my 1500s Spanish cap with feathers, hoping you look spiffy while sailing your ship around. I also leave you my 1734 Italian battle pistol and 500 pounds.
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I present these gifts to you hoping that you will wear them often.
===The rest of my profit and belongings go to my family.===
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