My Goody Two-Shoes Brother

"My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" is a song from the Phineas and Ferb episode, "Tree to Get Ready", performed by Dan Povenmire as Heinz Doofenshmirtz. In this song, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells Perry the Platypus that there are lots of people he hates, but it is his brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz, whom he wants to "Smother in a ton of pigeon goo!"
==Lyrics==
I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
Or sports fans in the bleachers
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
That I would love to give a lashing to! 
But my goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!
Yes, my goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo-oo!
You see, you see how I held that last note, good huh?
==Background information==
*My Goody Two-Shoes Brother was nominated for "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown", but didn't get enough votes to be included.
*This is one of the few schemes Vanessa actively takes part in. Also, despite her indifference to Doofenshmirtz in general, her legs kicked up during the kickline.
*This is Doofenshmirtz's first musical performance.
Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Season 1 Phineas and Ferb songs