Small, Medium, Large

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy encounters the world of the trendy cup sizes.
==Transcript==
Germaine is waiting at the “Star-Schmucks” counter, there is a blonde guy at the counter, there is a banner which reads “We proudly propagandize: Star-Schmucks Coffee” there is also a menu which reads: Cookie $7.00 Coffee; Tall $3.00, Grande $5.00, Viente $9.00… this is irrelevant, more or less.
: Franklin
: Like Oh my God, welcome to Star-schmucks coffee houses! Ahhh my I take your order? Hello…!
: Germaine
: Ahh yes can I get a Viente white chocolate mocha thingy.
: Foamy
: I want a fucking Large Hazelnut Coffee not that other sucky taste you have… it’s fucking nasty, spare me the under-taste!
: Franklin
: We don’t have “Large”…. Bitch.
: Foamy
: Looking at Germaine
: Ahh excuse me he did not just say he. “didn’t have large?”
: Germaine
: Yeah he did.
: Foamy
: Well what the fuck does that mean? No Large, well what is there?
: Germaine
: No, you see they changed the names of the sizes for the cups of coffee.
: Foamy
: What does that mean!?
: Germaine
: Looook!.. see (grabs a cup) Small is now called “Tall” Medium is now “Grande” and Large is “Vien-tee.”
: Foamy
: Vien-tee? What kind of Nazi speak is that? And how the fuck can a small cup of coffee be called tall!? Forgive my Squirrelly ignorance, but isn’t “small” the opposite of “tall”?
: Germaine
: Ahh yeah, in the real world it is anyway.
: Foamy
: Oh I see what they’re doing! They call “small” “tall” because it makes the customer feel good when they pay $3 for a urine sample sized cup of coffee swill! This way it seems like they are getting more because the word “tall” is stuck into their psyche. I see their psychological marketing trickery! You tricky bastards that’s what you all are! Fucking tricky!
: Germaine
: (Rolls eyes)
: Yeah, whatever.
: Foamy
: Ahhh don’t give me that shit! When was the last time you went to “Taco-Hell” and ordered a taco “grande” and got a medium sized taco.
: And Vien-tee isn’t even a word! It’s some fucking “hoighty toighty phrase used to make people feel more sophisticated when ordering a large coffee so when they part with the $5 for the coffee they don’t feel like a fucking moron.
: Germaine
: Are you saying I’m not sophisticated?
: Foamy
: I’m saying you’re fucking stupid!
: Fuck this shit I can get a “tall” cup of coffee for 50c around the corner!
: Franklin
: But then you don’t get the trendy Star-Schmucks coffee cup that you like carry around like a status symbol…. man.
: Foamy
: You can take a “vien-tee” razor and shove it up your ass, you tall-brained moron I hope you choke on a biscotti!
Ending screen appears.
==External Links==
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