Jonah's Missions

Jonah's Missions is an apocalyptic movie released in 2017.
== Synopsis ==
The city of J!M has never been a safe place, and has frequently been invaded by alien reptiles. The soldiers in their military have fought them off with machine guns and bazookas, however, a law is placed that they may not use weapons, but rather simple cages and grapple guns. The civilians initially do not accept this, but eventually grow tolerant of the law.
25 years after the law passes, there is a certain party at the mead hall of Overlord's Castle. Overlord tries to rape Welsh, but fails. Jonah, Abe, Spindler (yes, this is an actual name), and Welsh get all drunk and fall asleep and stuff. Than Beast comes and impales a guy through the chest like a fork through Chick Filet, and of course there are a lot of spikey things in that room and everyone gets their legs cut off by the spikd stuffs. Beast looks like Gollum went through puberty, got his hide removed, and got a rash. He also kinda looks like Stewie. A guy throws a maul into Beast's ass and gets his eye eaten offscreen.
The day later, when everyone realizes all the people got killed by Beast, the law of no guns is taken down. Jonah, Abe, Spindler, and Welsh than go on a poaching trip and kill a bunch of mutated pterodactyls and T-Rex. They than eat extraterrestrial chicken (pterodactyl) and meat (Tyrannosaurus). Jonah decides they need to kill the Beast. That night, Beast attacks the mead hall again, than he burns a guy alive, and than Jonah attacks him while nude and slaps Beast until he shrinks to his size, than cuts off Beast's face in the door. Everyone cheers.