Just Kidding! (Dash and Smash)/Script

Recess Grounds
Dash: "How many people have you pranked, little sister?"
Flash: "I and Bash pranked 100 people."
Dash: he laughs
Flash: "What? That's enough!"
Dash: "Are you kidding? I pranked ten thousand!"
Flash: "That's enough!"
Dash: "Not enough to reach the level of pranking genius I and Smash reached. You're a pranking genius, sis. But I and Smash are pranking SUPER-geniuses!"
Smash: "You have to be a pranking super-genius to be even on par with us!"
Bash: he hit Smash with his hammer
Flash: "We'll show you what a pranking HYPER-genius is like!"
Crash: "Yeah! What she said! We are going to be pranking HYPER-geniuses!"
Dash: "Good luck."
Crash: "Oh, we are going to have good luck."
Custard: "Oh, you want help?'
Crash: "Yes. We are going to trick all of Mobotropolis into thinking we like Infinite the Jackal!"
Flash: "Let's do it, little bro!"
Bash: he points at Candy, Cake, and Cookie
Flash: "Oh, right. We have to ask them."
Candy: "No need to."
Cake: "We're ready!"
Cookie: "I'm gonna make sure this prank will go well. I have 9 sisters, you know?"
Donut: "It's not surprising we, rabbit girls all have birthdays close to each other. I mean, Mom had 3 sisters, which means we have 3 aunts. She even named her deceased pet Chao after one of them!"
Pastry: "Their names are Whey, Cheese, and Butter. Coincidence they are all named after dairy products?"
Pie: "No, it's not a coincidence."
Pudding: "You want to get help from us to prank the entire city?"
Popsicle: "Then you have to have pranked at least one of us at least once."
Sauce: "It's very hard to be worthy of our help, because we are very hard to prank."
Flash: "Oh, really? Sauce, you are one of my 100 victims."
Popsicle: "Even if she wasn't, 100 prank victims is actually enough to be worthy of our help in your grandmaster prank." 
Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm: "Even if you weren't worthy of them helping you, you'll always be worthy having us as the musical pranksters."
Flash: "What is this? The Home of Rat?"
Crash: "Perfect."
Flash: "I know, right? It's absolutely perfect! All of the 16 students of Grade 3-Blue are ready to prank the entire city!"
Pie: "Who will be the leader?"
Flash: "I will. Bash can't talk and Crash is younger than me."
Pie: "OK, Flash, what's your plan?"
Flash: "The 10 bunnies, who are daughters of Tails, by the way will build a stage. Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm create a pop song that supports Infinite the Jackal!"
Harmony: "Ready for anything!"
Flash: "Bash can't talk, but he can manage the Songoose Sisters."
Melody: "Hey, Bash! Will you manage us?"
Bash: he nods
Flash: "Looks like he approves. And Crash, manage the rabbits."
Crash: "Aye aye, slightly bigger sister!"
Flash: "OK, now that's all."
Crash: "You're the leader! Why don't you get to do anything?"
Flash: "I'm doing more than you, brothers."
Bash: he hits Flash with his hammer
Flash: "Didn't bother dodging. I deserved that. By the way, I'm managing everything. You two are the co-managers."
Bash: he tries hitting Flash with his hammer again
Flash: she dodges "I definitely did not deserve that one."
Crash: "I'm fine with that. By the way, Bash was just kidding around with that hammer. Am I right, Bash?"
Bash: he nods
Flash: "OK, let's turn the activity room into an amphitheater!"
Smash: "Be thankful everyone from the first 8 grades has 1 hour of recess."
Theatre Room
The 10 rabbits were making improvements to the stage
Smash: "Dash, we can't let prank more people than we can!"
Dash: "Yeah, if we don't want to be pranking novices compared to them, we should stop their grand prank."
Smash: "Be quiet, or else they'll find out!"
Dash: "Why are we even hiding?"
Smash: "So that they don't identify us as saboteurs of their plan."
Dash: "OK! And if there's one thing we're both good at, it's being light on our feet."
The two tiptoe to the offstage
Pastry: "We ran out of nuts and bolts for the other colored lights."
Popsicle: "Hey, Crash! Do you have some?"
Crash: he gets a box of nails "See this?"
Popsicle: "OK, that works."
Crash: he gets the nails and hammers them down on every spotlight and PAR "Easy."
Sauce: "Awesome work, Crash!"
Recital Room
Harmony: "Infinite is great,
You should not hate!
He's got a Phantom Ruby,
In awe you must be..."
Bash: he gives a thumbs up
Melody: "He's not a wolf, he's-"
Bash: he gives a thumbs down
Melody: "He's the canid you must
Bow down to or trust!
If you don't obey, he's the jackal
Who at your pain he would cackle!"
Bash: he gives two thumbs up
Flash: "Wow! That's really good!"
Rhythm: "He's got that mask
He's got a task
To be a god
So you must applaud..."
Flash: "Awesome! Go on with your song!"
Dash and Smash: they look at the 5
Rhythm: "Oh, I'm gonna be a star!"
Dash and Smash: they tiptoe to the decorations
Stage
The 10 rabbits build the girders
Flash: she runs out of the offstage
Flash and Crash: they put a screen on the stage and drop it on Dash and Smash's toe
Smash: she holds their composure
Dash: he screams
Smash: she forces a pacifier into Dash's mouth
Dash: he sucks the pacifier and spits it "Ooh! Cherry! Yum!"
Smash: "Why did you spit it out, then?"
Dash: "I'd talk over eating something cherry flavored for life."
Smash: "Good point."
Dash: "Now you're acting stupid."
Smash: she gasps and then laughs "Thanks, Dash. You can be smart sometimes."
Dash: "You're welcome!"
Pie: she puts the pillars
Donut: she puts the lights on the horizontal and vertical pillars
Pudding: "I wonder why concert stages always have the pillars look like something you'd see in a construction site. Well, unless it's a song that has a construction site theme to it. In this case, Donut, you made the right choice and put ACTUAL pillars."
Popsicle: "Oh yeah, and we can light the interior of the stage and the chairs."
Pudding: "What do we do after we're done with the construction?"
Flash: "You go out there and sell food. Flavored popcorn, flavored fries, ice cream, donuts-"
Popsicle: "We're selling the foods that are our namesakes."
Flash: "Are you sure you won't be selling ice cream?"
Popsicle: "Well, Dad called me Popsicle, because I needed to be named after a frozen dessert, and I can't be called Freezy, because that's the name for a guy or girl with ice powers. I can't be called Ice Cream, because Cream is Mom's name. So they went with Popsicle. So, I may sell frozen desserts."
Flash: "Also Sauce, how much do your dessert sauces cost?"
Sauce: "Only 25 cents."
Flash: "Well, every bit counts."
Crash: "I, Bash, and Flash will sell flavored fries, flavored popcorn, and flavored chips."
Flash: "Enough talking."
Crash: "Well, the stage is finished."
Flash: "And boy, oh boy, it looks fantastic! Your Mom has a farm, right, bunnies?”
Candy, Cake, Cookie, Custard, Donut, Pastry, Pie, Popsicle, Pudding, and Sauce: “Yeah. You suggest we flavor everything using the food we can get from the farm?”
Flash: “Yes. Yes, I am suggesting you flavor everything using the food you can get from your farm. I mean that’s impressive urban farming your Mom does in her large garden.”
Smash: she hits Dash with her hammer very lightly and sends him to a pillar
Dash: he got bounced back by the pillar
Smash: she got hit by Dash after he got bounced back by the pillar “Cartoon logic.”
Flash: “Hello, Dash! What are you doing?”
Dash: “Nothing.”
Flash: “OK, but you’re interrupting everything.”
Candy: “We finished the stage.”
Flash: “Except the stage. You’re trying to destroy it, are you?”
Smash: “Be lucky your pillar acted like rubber.”
Dash: “Dudette! You just revealed our plan!”
Flash: “I always expected you’d try to sabotage us.”
Dash: “How did you know?”
Flash: “You brag about your prank victims a lot, so I figured you’d try to stop me from beating you in the pranking game.”
Dash: "Darn it! You got me there. We're still stopping your show, because we have standards for Pete's sake! Yeah, Flash, joking about Infinite is just evil!"
Flash: "Stop giving away your plans."
Smash: she hits Dash in the head
Dash: "I deserved that."
Smash: "We could tell others, though."
Flash: "No, don't! You want to prank people, right?"
Smash: "Not like this. Maybe make it an Eggman appreciating-"
Flash: "Who would even care? This prank should be effective!"
Skye: "What are you doing?"
Flash: "Turning the theatre into a concert room."
Skye: "Oh! What do you want to do with it?"
Flash: "I want to turn it into a concert. We're pranking people. We're going to trick everyone into thinking we like Infinite. At 9pm, we will release the Infinite Appreciation Song."
Skye: "That's a great prank idea, actually. I can help you with that."
Flash: "Thank goodness your construction drones and builder bots are here."
Skye: "Look out, world! Skye is here to help his sisters prank you all!"
Dash: "Not so fast, Skye."
Skye: he shot Smash with his ice blaster
Smash: she got frozen "All of you, make invites while the robots add more seats in the second floor of the theatre and I fight Dash."
Flash: "Just defrost Smash when you put her in the dressing room."
Skye: "Aye."
Dash: he homing attacks Skye
Skye: he used his tails to hit Dash
Dash: he got sent to the offstage
Skye: he spindashed at Dash
Dash: he did a somersault and dodged the spindash
Skye: he hit the wall
Recital Room
Bash: he writes on the whiteboard "Are you ready?"
Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm: "Yeah!"
Bash: he writes "ARE YOU SURE?" on the chalkboard
Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm: "YEAH!"
Bash: he writes "Well, you still have to practice at home. The concert is at 9pm."
Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm: "OK! We're spending the rest of recess memorizing the lyrics."
Bash: he goes out of the room
The school bell rings
Rhythm: "It took them so long."
Melody: "The school bell just rang when we said we're spending the rest of recess memorizing the lyrics. It should've rung earlier, as this hour felt like 2 hours instead of one."
Harmony: "Yeah, like there's a lot that happened! How did we go from planning the prank to making a hefty amount of progress?"
The three mongooses run to their classroom
Skye: he unfroze Smash
Smash: "What happened?"
8:45pm
Skye: he shot an ice beam at Dash
Dash: he dodges easily "Serious-"
Skye: he grabbed Dash using his two tails and spun him around
Dash: he was dizzy and he fell asleep "Fine, you win."
Smash: "We can't beat you this time, Skye. Your sisters and their classmates are the greatest pranksters ever."
Skye: "That's what I like to hear."
14 minutes Later...
Cake: "Who brings cakes to the theatre? Why am I selling them?"
Candy: "All seats have big tables. They're designed to be like first class airplane seats!"
The crowd that went to the theatre cheered for Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm as they went on stage when it hit 9pm
Melody: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the concert of the Three Songooses! Featuring me, Melody Mongoose, my triplet sister, Harmony Mongoose, and my other triplet sister, Rhythm Mongoose!"
The crowd cheered
Harmony: "We sing, we play instruments, and we dance. All at the same time."
Rhythm: "Great slogan! Because it's true! But we're not playing instruments this time. We have composed our own background music for this. We're just rapping. Harmony is singing."
Skye: he presses the broadcast button and broadcasts the concert performance to the world
Harmony: "3, 2, 1, GO!"
Infinite Is Great Plays
The lights follow the trio
Harmony: "Infinite is great
You should not hate!
He's got a Phantom Ruby
In awe you must be..."
Melody: "He's the canid you must
Bow down to or trust!
If you don't obey, he's the jackal
Who at your pain he would cackle!"
Rhythm: "He's got that mask
He's got a task
To be a god,
So you must applaud!"
Melody: "Bow down to him!
He is supreme!
We sing a hymn to him
Of the crop, he's the cream!"
Rhythm: "In a battle he lost
But our hearts he has won!
We can say that you must
Say he is second to none!"
Harmony: "Infinite is great
You should not hate!
He's got a Phantom Ruby
In awe you must be!"
The Song Ends
Crickets start chirping in the silence and throw small peas at the trio
The Crowd Booed and threw tomatoes
The Rabbit Sisters, 8 Year Old Roses, and Mongoose Triplets came on stage
All 16: "JUST KIDDING!"
The crowd was silent, even the Crickets were
S-Prank: "NOOOO! I've been pranked!" he went up on stage "Who is the master behind this?"
The kids pointed at Flash
Flash: "It's an honor meeting you, S-Prank."
S-Prank: "You have pranked me. As the rules say, if you prank an S-Prank, you will be crowned the S-Prank, and if it's a team-effort prank, whoever helped the master make such a prank will be called the A-Pranks. Ladies and gentlemen, for the longest time, A-Pranks haven't existed. But because they pranked me, I present to you, the A-Pranks, the Mongoose Triplets, Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm!"
The crowd cheered for the three
S-Prank: "And the other A-Pranks are Cake, Candy, Cookie, Custard, Donut, Pastry, Pie, Pudding, Popsicle, and Sauce. And then there's Bash and Crash."
The crowd cheered for the others mentioned
S-Prank: "And, I, Walter Wilson give the honor of S-Prank to Ms. Flash Rose the Hedgehog." he puts the glittering clown hat to Flash
Flash: "Thanks!"
The crowd cheered for Flash
Crowd: "Finally! That's more like it! We have a group of A-Pranks to help the S-Prank! The S-Prank may even grow as a person!"
Flash: "Thank you, thank you, thank you."
Dash: "Well, we could say she is the best prankster ever now."
Smash: "Definitely beats us."
Amy: "Flash, that was awful. Infinite is no joking matter."
Flash: "That's what makes it twice as-"
Cream: "GIRLS, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 3 WEEKS!"
Amy: "I'm doing the same thing to you, Flash."
Flash: "Darn it. Well, at least I'm enjoying my S-Prank privileges in a few weeks."
The End!
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