The Marill Show/Episode 1

This is the Marill Show’s premiere’s script. Some bits are skipped from https://tpp.chat/search/jRYYZKyh51E7/?from=2021-05-29T05:16:58.152Z, which is the original version.
== Beginning ==
(sound plays) tppD tppD_HF this is the Marill Show!	tppD tppD_HF the Marill Show is a show!
tppD tppD_HF and the Marill are...um...entrants! We are now...um... (tries to memorize the script) doing the (everyone is going ResidentSleeper and it is boring) entertainment with the...um...Marill!
tppD tppD_HF Now we...um...have taken Marill and entertainment to a new level! (still going like ResidentSleeper yeah) Okay and... (sound plays and curtain opens) tppD tppD_HF (Marill come out of the curtain and perform) Marill! Marill! Marill! (they wake up for ResidentSleeper and this) “Wow! This is actually good entertainment! They’ve taken this to a new level!” (loud snoring and then stops to wake up) “Ah! Such a good sleep!”
Announcer: Aw Sim, so good for mocking . (gasp) Audience: Oh, Twitch it. (gasp) Announcer: I knew you’d say that. (a Marill comes out and can talk perfectly) Marill One: Oh, Tim my man, yes Tim, I know you’ll mate, oh Tim my man, in the audience, yes, oh Tim, I decided that you’ll be mating with me! (Audience cheers for the performance) Audience: Go, Marill! Go, Marill! (the TTours looks to Marill One) Marill One: I am amazed at my abil-it-y. I know you are cheer-ing for me.
Marill One: Go Tim, you will mate with me!
Announcer: That was wonderful, Sim, for the ratings! Now we continue. (Marill One sings to sing to the tune of Nutcracker) Marill One: I am amazed by me talk-ing! I am so good a-at the this! Okay, a bible thump and wedge here! Go, go, go, me! I am amazed by this! Yes I am, and yes I am!
Announcer: And we continue on, in Episode 1! Gee, that rhymes. (The TTours again focuses on Marill One) Marill One: I like Pikachu and all! I like all the Marill and all! My affection is so blushing, that I know Tim will mate with me! Because he is very cute! Yes! I know!!!!! (Audience cheers) Announcer: Thanks, Marill, for that great and stunning performance.
Announcer: Get this! The heck!!!!! No, that was satire. . (Audience gasps and Twitches it imGlitch ) Marill One: I know I will actually mate Tim, Tim, Tim, in the audience right here, Tim, Tim, Tim, we will mate and yeah, I know that, well that, I WILL JUST NEED TO TELL YOU THAT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW AND MEMORIZE THAT, WELL I am a female, owned by...Misc!!! (Misc looks at his Marill and asks something) Misc: How can my Marill talk? (Announcer walks behind Marill One) Announcer: Well, the story is (stops) Sim gave me something!
Announcer: “I get Marill”. Another satire masterpiece. . (Audience twitches it for the third time imGlitch ) Announcer: Well, for Misc, the story is this: You submitted your Marill to— (Announcer reads something) Announcer: Misc, you’ve grown to level 20! Congratulations on that achievement! Anyway, you submitted your Marill and your Marill was picked as the Grand Marill, a.k.a. Marill One, and was trained specially where Meowth self-taught himself. Well, gotta go to the Coconut Mall!
(Announcer arrives back from the Coconut Mall and is sweaty. Marill One looks at Announcer’s phone and sings whatever is on it.) Marill One: That you’ll mate, my affection of Tim! Sim say something and feed Sim! (Announcer looks at his phone just to realize she sang Sim’s work) Announcer: HAHAHA! Thanks, Marill! So, where did I leave, Misc? Oh yeah! The special training part! So, at the end of training, your Marill participated in a test and she got all the questions right!
Announcer: And now, another piece of satire from...Sim! It says to (bleep). Oh, sorry. There is another piece but I’m not reading it. So, this is the premiere of the Marill Show that is featured on CBS! (Audience gasps) Audience: This is in CBS? NO WAY!
Marill One: We are Marill in our own species. I used to sound cute like "Marill" and Misc likes it! Yo, and to you, Misc, I love you and you love me back. Just I know! (The audience claps 👏) Announcer: Great! Good! Amazing! Very good! Stunning! Surprising! I cannot come up with any more words for that stunning and great performance!