@jesus aka jesus christ

Xyag user @jesus, whose real name is Jesus Christ, is a Christian diety who tries his best to bring a positive, loving atmosphere to the website. His success in this is debatable.
Relationships:
czerny
Xyag user @czerny is a friend of Jesus. @czerny has previously stated that Jesus is one of the only people that they talk to on the website, which flattered Jesus but also made him want to help his friend make other friends. Their relationship is a strong platonic one, and they get along very well.
sonic
Sonic (Xyag user @sonic) and Jesus's relationship is a bit spotty. Sonic is married to God, Jesus's father, and this sometimes makes Jesus uncomfortable, given that Sonic is much younger than he is. However, through jokes and positivity they manage to get along quite well.
angelica
Xyag user @angelica is one of Jesus's best friends on Xyag. They have proclaimed Jesus as one of their comfort xyaggers, which makes Jesus incredibly happy. Jesus thinks very highly of them and supports them in everything they do.
jakeenglish
Jake, also known as @jakeenglish on Xyag, is the Judas to Jesus. Their rivalry is legendary, though it is one-sided as Jesus has forgiven all of Jake's sins. Although they have conflicting opinions, they remain civil and Jesus confirms that he still loves them.
itsadumpsterfire
It is unclear if Jesus and Xyag user @itsadumpsterfire are on friendly terms or not. At one point, Jesus called Pent "stinky" and even called them out on kinning from Eddsworld, yet in another message Jesus claimed that he was only kidding and that he truly loves Pent. Are they enemies? Are they in love? We may never know.
jschlatt
Xyag user @jschlatt is one of Jesus's top supporters. Jesus appreciates them very much, but their dynamic is interesting. This is because jschlatt is a sinner and goes against many of Jesus's teachings. However, Jesus still loves them and claims to forgive them of all their sins.
tonystark
Tony (Xyag user @tonystark) is thought to be a friend of Jesus. Although Tony is a capitalist who hoards his money, he also gives back to the community through good deeds and services, so Jesus forgives him. They have had multiple friendly encounters, and itis assumed that they are good friends.
Testimonials:
Jesus christ, aka @jesus, is an incredibly kind soul who is an immense comfort to those around him. He was the known as the savior, the son of god (@god). He even wrote his own book where he shuts down any form of hate towards others. However this is dismissed in the bible due to the pieces of old shit who made the horrendous "scripture." If anything Jesus' book should be considered scripture and more renowned. He is very friendly and always there for you so do not be afraid to engage in conversation or interact with his posts! - @angelica