Ubuconda

ubuconda joined on August 12, 2019, and is one of the guild-chat-v4 members in the discord server. He has accumulated a total of 102,246 points at this moment, and is currently rank 21 on the Tatsumaki leaderboards. He is now currently not in a Azur Lane guild, as he has stopped playing the game and has now received the role of Veteran status, which is represented by an ugly bright lime color. EDIT: As of 6/5/2020, he has came back from the dead and is now a Captain once again. Before quitting, he was in the Crimson Fox guild, in the Washington server.(Back from the dead)
== Discord Profile Picture(s) ==
It is unknown how much many profile pictures ubuconda has used, because for mainly the entirety of his time being here, he has used the picture of Kowalski looking up. It is speculated that he was a WEEB back in his dark ages of 2019, and he had a Taihou profile picture. As of today though, he doesn't have any intention to change the profile picture, as it may because of finding nothing else good to replace it. The profile picture ties in with his identity, being a penguin, and that has been seen from some examples like The Great Bird War of 6/1/2020, where he clashed with other members who had similar profile pictures of birds(AaronN and hiryu.) 
== Personality ==
ubuconda has resided in the server for a little while, and his personality has changed drastically over the times. In the beginning, he was much more friendly, and had a very unusual obsession with the word Bruh, and he even would marry his Azur Lane ships and then try to change their names to have a resemblance with the word,(ex. Bruhtago, Bruhkagi.) Later in his time here, he became much more hostile, and started acting the way a lot of people in the server know him today for. That is, HATING GAY PEOPLE. He absolutely despises them, and spares no chance to say that he hates them. There is a lot of gay people in the server, and that has cause his mental health to slowly deteriorate, causing him to become even more hostile, saying that he dislikes gays at any given moment. To this day, he still holds his stance on gay people, and it may possibly never end. He is the cause the event known as The Great Gay Accusations of May, in which members were exposed for being gay by showing previous conversations of them explicitly saying that they were gay.
== Background ==
He came from #guild-chat-v4, when the server was much more smaller, but stayed being a normal member in the Crimson Fox guild. He wasn't a tryhard like some others, and the main thing he focused on was the discord server, as he believed there was a small possibility of becoming a rear admiral, if he conversed hard enough, and was extremely active in the discord server. The problem is, it is extremely unknown what the triggers are for becoming a rear admiral, though one of them is confirmed: getting top 10 in pvp in Azur Lane. Since ubuconda wasn't a tryhard, he would have to try and become rear admiral another way, which didn't really work, as seen that he is still not rear admiral. There are other Captains who have talked way more than him, but still haven't recieved rear admiral status(See Frankie03 and Cracker00.) It was possibly a personality issue, and ubu would have to accept that he would never become rear admiral, because he can never drop the fact that he hates gay people.
== The Dark Ages ==
When ubu joined the server, that was the start of his dark times, where he was a w...w....WEEB, and he may had even been slightly gay, though the sources may just be saying rumors. As talked about from his personality, he had the obsession with the word Bruh in his early days, and it would have possibly been as bad as his obsession with hating gay people today. ubu looks on his past, and then cringes seeing how much he said the word. Though his obsession today may not be any better, ubu has accepted the fact that he is like this, and may possibly never recover. The last possible instances of him constantly saying the word Bruh was late January of 2020, and has decreased massively in how often he uses the word. These were also the days when he was a weeb, and he represented that by showing the Taihou pfp.
=== The Ban ===
On May 23, 2020, ubu was banned from the discord server for a few days for posting memes about being a filipino and then picking a fight with hina about it. This resulted in a ban that lasted for a few days, and when he came back, ubu was humbled. He still talked about how he disliked gays, but was much more careful.
== The Ascension ==
This is known as the days when ubu saw his mistakes and then repented for sinning so much. The known instances of him showing that he was a weeb was as early as 9/01/2019, where ubu had the cursed pfp and some interesting events occurred. On October 18, he realized the sins that he had committed, and then he righted himself. He changed his pfp to the one that everyone knows(Kowalski,) and then stopped being slightly gay, and completely showed his distaste for gay people. The reason for this happening is unknown. AyanoTatemaya speculates it might be because of a traumatic event that happened in ubu's child life, but it is a mysterious event known as The Sobering. Around late January is where he discovered the word Simp, and he also started to dislike them too. The biggest instances of simps were SimpGOD, the late Shadowo, and Cracker00, though not as relevant.
== Emotes ==
Most Used:
# nionfaec approx 966 times
# KEKW approx 453 times
# Mio approx 277 times
# peepoweird approx 193 times
# EXU approx 175 times
== Quote ==
I'm not gay.
== Trivia ==
Did you know he doesn't like gay people?
He also doesn't like gay people.