Plinkett Family

The Plinkett family.
===Bee-Busting Son of Plinkett===
This Plinkett is the son of Harryrich. His father put him in charge of his beekeeping business after 48 years of keeping bees; after killing the bees, he turned it into a bee extermination business.
===Jorgen Plinkett===
The telekinetic Plinkett. Note that he is not a psychic; he moves shit with his mind, he doesn't read them.
===British Plinkett===
This Plinkett is a rock star. He speaks with a suspiciously fake-sounding British accent, due to an inordinate amount of brain damage. His childhood was spent watching Doctor Who, M.D. and Red Dwarf. This only exacerbated the British accent, which was a minor reoccuring tick at first. Kind of a cutesy personality quirk. Now he just does it all the time and no one loves him.
===Disappointing Son of Plinkett===
 The son of Harrymike. He was a meth addict and a great disappointment to his father until he hung himself in a gas station bathroom. Which made him less of a disappointment than the Phantom Menace, since he at least didn't stay around forever.
===Crystal Plinkett===
 The great-granddaughter of Harrymike. It is unknown at this time if she is the granddaughter of Disappointing Son, or if Harry had multiple children. She works as a stripper at Polekatz in Atlantic City.
===Harriet Plinkett===
Twin sister to Harryrich.
===Future Plinkett===
Plinkett's great-great grandson from the future, who does (will) not exist in our timeline.
=== Rian Johnson ===
Harry's son he was embarrassed to even talk about. He was born in 1973. He used to mow Harry's lawn but did a poor job so Harry fired him. He moved to Los Angeles and became a filmaker. He is the director of Looper and The Last Jedi.