Slenderman vs. Deoxys REMASTERED

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==Cast==
Mat4yo as Deoxys
Brandon Lorbes as Slender Man
==Lyrics==
=== Deoxys: ===
I seem to have crash landed in a mysterious world
Where a dudes dress as human squids to rape little girls
I'm the extra terrestrial pocket monster legendr'y
Step back and face the wrath of Deoxys' destiny
A game with no purpose is about to get screwed
If I can take down Rayquaza, I can handle you too
Like hentai and endtimes, I'll finish you, 
I wish I could see the look on your face, and I bet you do too
=== Slender Man: ===
I may be scary to girls for all ages, but at least I have sex, still
You blacked out a city to find your friend now that's just overkill
In your movie, I can see that you can’t see when there’s static
And the last time I checked, it seems to be my advantage
I’m stronger than a combo of every single one of your forms
I chase and kill my victims by teleporting through their doors
Alien invasions plus Pokemon, what does that shit equal?
I have so much fame on the net and they’re still making sequels
=== Deoxys: ===
This slender entity thinks that he runs a penintentiary
I'm boutta bend and snap this cracker with some telekenisis trickery
Each one of my forms lifts more than this mod:
A worse creepypasta than the Rake rip-off BOB
I can take all your boys starting with your bitch in mask
You’re raps are embarrassing; even Marble Hornets starts to laugh
You’re gonna be the one to change, leave change to wash your suit
When I hang slend'ys career right up on a noose
=== Slender Man: ===
That mark on your face is where I’ll cut you in half
I can defeat a trainer’s Pokémon anywhere in my maps
I use Double Team too; haven’t you played Slender Woods?
I’ll have you Poké probed by my boys with white hoods
Wait, that didn’t come out right; let me say this again
People will now know there’s no such thing as aliens
I am the face of fear and I don’t even have a face
You might as well quit now cause you’re dead in last place
=== Deoxys: ===
Fuck your Hoody, Masky, Jack, and all your other slaves
Go back to the God's Mouth of what you all call a cave
Take all of your proxies and leave and never ever come back
The only thing you're known for is just giving horror gamers heart attacks
It looks like slendy left his toupee back in the forest
You aint even in the Bible so don't act like you're important
Don't try to teleport away, I'll activate my speed form
Take you back to the animators booth to make tentacle porn
=== Slender Man: ===
I’m the no-face of death; you’re the one with Play-doh arms
If you want to know where your fag friend is, then stop causing harm
Get out of my forest freak, this ain’t the Hoenn Region
I’ve made the whole world scream and I don’t wanna hear you bitchin’
Yamimash pisses himself every time I drop by
And I made PewDiePie scarred with fear and he never stopped to cry
You’re known by Poké nerds and I am known by all
You might be a legend, but I’m the one with Master Balls
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/slender-man-vs-deoxys-remastered-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-1-year-anniversary
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rry0WafiSK0
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Deoxys
Slender Man
</poll>