The On Hold Sketch

The On Hold Sketch from Episode 42 features a character (played by Greg) who is on a telephone call and is placed on hold.  While listening to the on hold music, he starts an improvised ditty that gets, hilariously, more and more profane including the line: "livin' in a dick, livin' in a piss, i wanna piss onto your dick, and shit in to your shit, shit, shit".  When the call is answered it is revealed that the man has been on hold to book a funeral for his dead son.
The sketch ends with the voice over 'This has been another terrific comedy sketch brought to you by the Grub'.
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