Alphabet Lore

Alphabet Lore is an AU of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, created in the AU machine. It was created by Robotnik because he thought that the letters were ugly, but he didn't want to kill the letters. So, he cloned them and threw the clones into the AU machine. However, the original G, H, R, and Z died, so he threw Sailor Jupiter, Grimace, Ronald McDonald, and Hamburglar into the AU machine, causing (except Sailor Jupiter, who gained a new form) them to turn into the new G, H, R, and Z. However, during a fight between F and L and O, H got killed in the process.
Subsequently, the letters minded their own business until F kidnapped other letters, R, I, E, N, D, S, to spell "friends," and all the other letters killed him. Z, however, wanted to watch the letters fight to the death, so he reversed the cycle with his powers repeatedly. Z became a dangerous place, akin to Teletubby Land, and people are advised to avoid going to Z.
Then, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 came to Z and converted the letters to Mathic Christianity. This caused the letters to become variables, and they eventually transformed into numbers 11-37. Then, a person named Harrymations came around and threw Alphabet Lore into the AU machine, creating Russian Alphabet Lore. Subsequently, various people began throwing Alphabet Lore into the AU Machine, leading to the creation of Alphabet Lores for practically every language in the UnWorld.
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