The Anything Movie: The Aggravated Assault of the Alien Armada

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The Anything Movie: The Aggravated Assault of the Alien Armada is a crossover movie that was released during SpongeBob Fanon Season 439. This film can be written by anyone on this wiki.
==Synopsis==
Wanting revenge for being defeated by SpongeBob and Jetsonia, Empress Palette kidnaps SpongeBob and puts him in her dungeon on the planet Techmo. In a attempt to rescue SpongeBob, Jetsonia puts together a strike team consisting of a few random characters, ranging from his pet Gary, grumpy neighbor Squidward, showman Mr. Puzzles, the girl sponge Tuba McBloom, SpongeBob's boss Mr. Krabs, the scientist Sandy, Plankton and his family, Dexter and Monika. They then go on a epic space adventure to track down Techmo and rescue SpongeBob, while Palette is planning a full scale invasion of Earth.
==Characters==
Main
*Jetsonia
*Patrick
*Mr. Puzzles
*Tuba McBloom
*Mr. Krabs
*Sandy
*Plankton
*Karen
*Chip
*Spot
*Gary the Snail
*Dexter
*Monika
*SpongeBob
*Empress Palette
*Techmoian Army
*Squidward
Supporting
*Natsuki
*Sayori
*Yuri
Add anyone you want!. 
==Rules==
*Do not derail the plot too far.
==Transcript==
(The movie starts with a Previously On SpongeBob Fanon segment, showing the episode Jetsonia)
Palette: No...that dreaded square ruined my plans!. I was going to destroy that planet for a exciting show!
(Several soldiers look around, talking to each other about possible plans)
Palette: Alright, alright, calm down everyone. I'm pretty sure I got this. I GOT IT!
(The soldiers and minions look at her)
Palette: We're planning an all out revenge on that...Squarebob. First, we kidnap him and his friends come to his rescue.
Random advisor: Umm...Your Highness, that's it?.
Palette: NO!. While they're distracted trying to save their buddy, we plan an ALL OUT INVASION OF EARTH!!
Random solider: Hey wait a minute...that's actually a good idea!
(Everyone in the room cheers)
Palette: But first, we gotta eat lunch. You're all dismissed for now, I gotta taste that new Space Nugget flavor!
(Epic title card and opening credit sequence)
(The screen cuts to Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is running late to work on his unicycle as lots of people look at him speeding)
SpongeBob: Sorry, sorry, sorry about that, I'm speeding to work!
Patrick: "eating ice cream seeing SpongeBob go past" Go SpongeBob!. "drops ice cream" Oh.
(A montage of SpongeBob rushing past multiple things)
Mr. Puzzles: That boy ain't right...but at least he's more right than the pink one.
Dexter: Yep, that guy is nuts
Monika: Well, at least he's a good guy. He definitely won't be kidnapped by aliens today.
Dexter: Yeah. We just saw an alien movie about some guy trying to break out of an alien ship and trying to find his way home.
(Finally, SpongeBob makes it to the Krusty Krab and scans his card on time)
Spongebob: Phew I made it in time (clock shows that he’s 5 minutes early, SpongeBob gets upset) oh no I’m 5 minutes early! I should have been here for at least 10 minutes before my shift starts! 
(squidward walks ) 
Squidward: Hi SpongeBob, now don’t bother talking to me at all for the whole day. 
spongebob: (crying ) oh squidward it’s terrible , it’s awful! 
Squidward: (uninterested ) what’s awful? 
Spongebob: I was 5 minutes early! 
Squidward: oh boo hoo 
Spongebob: I know I’m a bad employee what’s is Mr Krabs gonna think!? 
Mr. Krabs: It's fine me boyo, as long as you're working on time. Besides, the line is forming up, so cook those patties!
SpongeBob: Alrighty sir! (goes to the kitchen)
Squidward: "sighs"
Patrick: "Hello there Krusty Krew!. I'll have aaaaaa....
Squidward: The usual?
Patrick: That's the one!
Squidward: SpongeBob, your friend wants the usual. 10 Krabby Patties and a kelpshake.
SpongeBob: On it!
(SpongeBob cooks some patties in record pace. In fact he's stacking orders from the other customers alongside Patrick's own, sending multiple trays at once)
(Meanwhile an alien ship descends on Bikini Bottom)
(Plankton and his family are in the Chum Bucket witnessing the event)
Plankton: An alien ship?. Wonder how many times we seen one.
Chip: "checks phone gallery". Quite a few times actually.
(Perch Perkins is reporting 2 bank robbers fighting Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, only for the shadow to descend and for everyone to look up)
Perch: This just in, something bigger than a superhero fight just occured.
Barnacle Boy: Aliens?!
(One robber tries to walk away)
(The aliens descend on the Krusty Krab and drill a hole into the roof)
Mr. Krabs: Do you hear that Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: I didn't hear anything over the sounds of those customers!
(SpongeBob is shot with a laser which knocks him out. He is then abducted using a tractor beam)
(Mr. Krabs goes to the kitchen)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what sound is tha-WHAT THE?!
(SpongeBob is lifted through the roof hole and into the alien ship before it flies away)
Mr. Krabs: I know we saw aliens before...but they just kidnapped my best fry cook!.
(Squidward follows Mr. Krabs)
Squidward: Hey, what is the commotion?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob has been kidnapped by space aliens!.
Squidward: Oh...I thought it was strangely quiet for a minute. 
Dexter: "enters the room". SPONGEBOB IS KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS?!
Monika: I know we fought them before but they never went for this!. What do they even want with him?. Did he tick off an evil ruler or something?!.
Squidward: Where ever he is, I hope he's getting experimented on. Makes a nice dose of karma from what he does to me all the time.
Mr. Krabs: Yes he may be annoying, but he's my top 1 source of income!
(Tuba walks in happily) 
Squidward: Oh No
Tuba: Hey looks like there’s a party going here. (Everyone looks at her worried) Why are looking like as if you just witnessed an alien abduction or something? 
Squidward: Uhhhhh you probably might want to leave. 
Tuba: Why would I? I just came here to see SpongeBob (she sighs) SpongeBob! Where are you? 
Monika:(whispers to Dexter) Uhhhh how do we tell her? 
Tuba: (goes looking for him around the krusty Krab) come on out SpongeBob you can’t hide from me forever. 
Dexter: Uhhh Tuba I hate to break something to you 
Tuba: Huh? Oh yeah well tell me after I know where SpongeBob is (she sighs) Oh SpongeBob I just want to hold him in my arms (hearts appear above her head) 
Dexter: Well.… 
Monika: SpongeBob’s been kidnapped! (Tuba’s eyes widen and the hearts above her break) 
Tuba: WHAT?!
Mr. Krabs: Yep. The boy has been space abducted. I saw it in a movie once...
Tuba: "starts crying"
Squidward: Oh boy, here come the waterworks.
Dexter: Yeah...thankfully we've been to space multiple times so we should know what to do.
Monika: Yep, space adventures are a plot that has happened several times before.
Tuba: So we can go rescue SpongeBob?
Dexter: Yep. What's one more space adventure?. But first, we need a plan, and a team.
(Montage of sending invitations to every canon, fanon and crossover character)
Mr. Krabs: Alright, the Get SpongeBob Back squad includes...Mr. Puzzles, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, Karen, Chip and Spot. Most of the guys rejected the letters.
(Cutaway of Bubble Bass not getting one due to his laziness. He actually wants to go to space)
Mr. Puzzles: Hi there
Chip: I'm there because SpongeBob is a friend!.
Plankton: My son dragged me into this...Saving that little twit?. No thanks.
Karen: Plankton, have some compassion.
Squidward: I’m with him. I wouldn’t bother but Tuba insisted I go. 
Tuba: I’ll get those alien scumbags who took my SpongeBob away! (She brings out a jellyfish net swinging it like a weapon and tries to run off but Squidward grabs her head stopping her track) 
Tuba: Hey let me go Squid I wanna rescue SpongeBob! 
Squidward: Would you calm down before you hurt someone or yourself! We’re not going to rescue him if you carry on like that! 
Sandy: So why exactly did SpongeBob get Abducted? 
Dexter: I don't know
Monika: He probably ticked off some evil alien ruler
???: He did
(A pink figure lands on the scene. Jetsonia is revealed)
Everyone: JETSONIA?!
Tuba: Hey, you're from space, what did you do to SpongeBob?!
Squidward: "grabs Tuba again". Imbeciles.
Jetsonia: SpongeBob did tick off an alien ruler, in this case it's the conqueror and empress of the planet Techmo, Palette.
(Jetsonia shows a hologram)
Dexter: So this lady kidnapped SpongeBob?
Jetsonia: Yep. As for the reason...I and SpongeBob teamed up to foil one of her schemes once. She probably wants revenge against this new ally.
Monika: So that technically makes you responsible for making him a target right?
Jetsonia: In a sense, yes.
(Tuba gets angry again and Squidward tries to restrain her)
Squidward: When will I have to stop doing this? (Tuba kicks and fuss trying to escape Squidward’s grasp) 
Tuba: Hey she admitted it’s her fault! She’s the reason why SpongeBob and I aren’t (Squidward shuts her mouth)
Squidward: (sighs) 
Dexter: Sorry about that. 
Monika: Don’t mind Tuba she’s uhhh a bit obsessed with him. 
Jetsonia: I already guessed. 
Mr Krabs: So I end up losing my best fry cook just because some space queen got upset with him? 
Jetsonia: Pretty much hence why I have come to help you all. I can see you already gathered a team planning on rescuing him. 
Dexter: I mean, yeah.
Natsuki: HEY, WAIT UP!!
Monika: Sorry you 3, but I'm the reality warper here. You can go back to Dexter's computer or the mall. 
Sayori: Fine...
(Natsuki, Sayori and Yuri leave)
Jetsonia: Now then, we have a team but no ship.
Sandy: Don't worry, the treedome ship is still active.
Jetsonia: Great!
Squidward: Woo.
(Everyone is in the treedome ship in space suits preparing for the trip. Mr. Krabs has a grill and patty ingredients)
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, just bringing a grill and patties in case aliens love Krabby Patties. Remember the time you went to Mars?
(Flashback to Out of the Picture)
Mr. Krabs: Those martians really like those patties you sent, and you too.
Squidward: I was digested and pooped back out. I cannot describe what I saw...
Tuba: What are we waiting for?!. LAUNCH THE SHIP!
Sandy: Hold on, I need to do some preperations.
==Trivia==
*This is the first Anything Movie to be hosted by CommanderNemex.
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