Geoffreykind

Geoffreykind are a race of sentient chicken which reemerged in Mainlore in 2009 but originated independently in other universes at varying times. While not all sentient chickens are genetically Geoffrey-related, such as the Artificial God known as The Speed Chicken, various studies have shown some sort of mental link between all form of sentient chickens, and thus they all fall under the Geoffrey label.
While Geoffreys are a relatively recent species in most universes, they possess a rich theology and hierarchy. Many Geoffrey rights movements are underway in various universes, particularly ones in which a universe with a FazDyn possesses a fast food restaurant.
==Origin==
===Theology===
According to Geoffrey elders, Geoffreykind was created when an ancient being of immense power decided to rest in a large bamboo jungle. Feeling lonely and with none to talk to, the entity gave gifts of seed to two timid junglefowl, transforming them.
The chicken that ate the bamboo seed was transformed into the first Geoffrey and given the name Jeffrey, while the chicken that ate the wheat seed became vile and full of hatred. He had become jealous of his brother's intelligence and treatment by the entity, though they were both treated equally.
In an act of defiance, the latter chicken waited until the next bamboo bloom season, and then partook of the bamboo seed when it fell. It sucked in all of the magical power and goodness of the area, running around it at a speed so fast that it had outsped time.
Jeffrey, who wanted to protect his land and creator bravely sought out his brother. With tremendous power, he had fought his speedy brother to a standstill. At the last second, he called down six seals to banish his brother to an unknowable place until he had learnt to love those whose blood he shared.
Shortly thereafter, the entity left, but only after creating six heralds meant to usher in the return of the shunned brother at the end of days. Jeffrey was put in charge of a great kingdom, which his dynasty was said to rule over for ages, and overtime his name transformed into the modern Geoffrey moniker.
While most scholars agree that the creation myth is heavily fabricated, there are elements of it suspected to be based in truth. What is theorized to be one of the six described heralds was seen flying over Reversal Piss Shitty in 2020 (Shitlore.)
===Historical===
While Geoffreys in Mainlore are a modern development, it has been suggested by zoologists that it would be impossible to tell from the remains of chickens whether or not they possessed Geoffrey-like qualities. The Hibernative Consciousness theory posits that all chickens may have Geoffrey qualities dormant in their genetics, only being accessed during periods where consciousness is advantageous for their survival in new generations. This is corroborated by historical texts referring to the Geoffrey name in conjunction with chickens inside Mainlore, such as the ancient Hoeland's Geoffrey Genocider machine which would instantly create and fry chickens.
The ruling monarchy over all Geoffreys multiversally known as the Spawn Chicken Dynasty have an unknown date of inception. Due to their long age of life and sheer scope over their kind, there are also theories lending credence to the myth of the elders. Working theories include the idea of there being a sort of Geoffrey godhead somewhere in the multiverse that spreads their influence throughout the whole. Parallels have also been drawn between the recreation of their kind in Mainlore by Ebola Granola and the gift of the seed to the junglefowl in the myth. The Speed Chicken could also potentially be connected to Ryan Ryannstein under this model. 
Consensus is overall widely conflicted in regards to the total origin, though individual universes can still have concrete answers.
==Speciation==
===Standard Geoffrey===
Geoffreys are spread out into a massive range of ability through a natural hierarchy. The roles are as follows.
NEGALPHA SOCIETAL INDEX
Geoffrey Type
(Weak-Strong) 	Pop.	Ability 	Roles
Normal Chicken 	Many	Doesn't take fall damage. 	None, it's an animal.
Alpha Geoffrey 	~2% 	Lack of ability. 	The disabled in the Geoffrey world. Cared for where they cannot care for themselves.
Beta Geoffrey 	33% 	General Geoffrey capabilities. Sentience, rudimentary speech. Maintains physiology features of normal chickens. 	The most basic type of Geoffrey. Either used in FFC fryers, or acting as service workers.
Gamma Geoffrey 	25% 	Similar to the previous, but more intelligent. 	Primarily work as fodder researchers at FazDyn or Ebolabs.
Delta Geoffrey 	10% 	Similar to Beta Geoffrey, but more physically robust. 	Do dirty jobs in tight places, like plumbing.
Epsilon Geoffrey 	8% 	Combination of Gamma and Delta Geoffrey traits. 	Perform both generally, might get lucky with an engineering gig.
Zeta Geoffrey 	6% 	More intelligent Epsilon Geoffrey. 	Nigh guaranteed research or engineering job, often in more high risk areas.
Eta Geoffrey 	4% 	Stronger Epsilon Geoffrey. More agile as well. 	Common sports competitors and mechanics.
Theta Geoffrey 	3% 	Combination of Zeta and Eta traits. 	Work with high volatility materials due to natural intelligence and resistance.
Iota Geoffrey 	2% 	Zeta Geoffreys that are more creatively inclined. 	Geoffreykind has great emphasis held on creative and recreational work, to a point of spiritual connection.
Kappa Geoffrey 	2% 	Kappa Geoffreys can make one really fucking funny face. 	They're really funny.
Lambda Geoffrey 	1% 	Short range psychic awareness. 	The bridge between psychic Geoffreys and normal Geoffreys. Act as investigators due to their inherent understanding of a scene.
Mu Geoffrey 	1% 	Zeta Geoffrey with telepathy. 	Higher up research and engineering.
Nu Geoffrey 	0.5%	Eta Geoffrey with telepathy. 	Division managers and regional bosses.
Xi Geoffrey 	0.5%	Theta Geoffrey with telepathy. 	Competitive eSports professionals.
Omicron Geoffrey 	0.5%	Peak human physiology. 	Armies, high-end sports, part-time testosterone improvers
Pi Geoffrey 	0.5%	Uses psychic prowess to deeply understand any thinking structure. 	Therapists, fate predictors, church leaders, and ball jugglers.
Rho Geoffrey 	0.5%	Genius level intellect and reasoning. 	Diplomats, advocates, spokespeople.
Sigma Geoffrey 	0.4%	Omicron Geoffreys with Rho mental features. 	Heroes, community leaders, T.B.C. shareholders
Tau Geoffrey 	~100	Possesses speed faster than most cars and a reaction time to compare. 	One hundred of the fastest Geoffreys alive, with the important job of representing the Spawn Chicken Dynasty as message deliverers or personal diplomats.
Upsilon Geoffrey 	~100	Sigma Geoffreys with intimate experience in combat. 	One hundred of the most skilled Geoffreys alive, with the important job of acting as the Spawn Chicken Dynasty's personal army.
Phi Geoffrey 	5 	Sage in certain topics beyond their years. No set abilities, but very mystic. May not appear to be physical if engaged. 	The personal advisors to the Spawn Chicken Dynasty, appointed and enlightened by the reigning Spawn Chicken after their crowning. Acts as a regency council when the Spawn Chicken is dead and a heir is not yet chosen.
Chi Geoffrey 	2 	Rich, royal blood from the earliest Geoffrey lineage. Effectively immortal. 	The two royal heirs to the Spawn Chicken throne. When the reigning Spawn Chicken dies, the heirs fight each other in a devastating duel to see who ascends next. The winner will lay the egg of the replacement heir, and the loser will have to wait until the winner dies to try to claim the throne again.
Psi Geoffrey/Spawn Chicken 	1 	Inherently gifted in spirituality, shares an unique bond with every Geoffrey. Can perform miracles on the sick. Also immune to aging. Direct descendant of Jeffrey I (usually.) 	The spiritual and genetic leader of all living Geoffreys. Beloved by all.
Omega Geoffrey 	1 	Strongest normal Geoffrey at any given time. Usually the Spawn Chicken, but not always. 	Fated protector of the race and the world in any generational conflict. Set to be martyred for the greater good. Jeffrey's righteous rage.
Speed Chicken Herald 	6 	Monstrous, ungodly form. Incredibly powerful and able to topple buildings if attacked. Body varies, though usually resemble gigantic Seraphim. 	Binding the Speed Chicken in his cage outside of reality and warning of his arrival by their presence should they be spotted. A sign of the end times.
Speed Chicken/J Edgar Hoover Geoffrey	1 	Speed beyond time, durability beyond hoopla, rage beyond god. 	Beast of Revelations, Destroyer of Temporal Dimension, He Who Defies /kill, Bringer of the End
(Off-Model) RunCock 	Many	Varies wildly, but in the midrange of Geoffrey abilities for the most part. Also possess dark psionic abilities in contrast with the faith healing of many of the normal psychic Geoffreys.	Speeding up the Speed Chicken's arrival, performing cult activities, racing, torturing cocks.
Off-Model Geoffrey Types 	? 	Inherently unpredictable, but usually in line with Artificial Gods and higher than standard Geoffreys. 	Vary wildly, again. One off-model Geoffrey, 错̛̫̮̘͎̅ͪ误̫̻͉̹͓̑̀̊̽ͦ̈́͑͗错̴̰̜̦̪̜̺ͯ̃͛̀ͪ͜误̷̧̝̮̤̯͖́ͭ̆错̖̹̣̪͕̿͂̄̀͘͜ͅ误̰͙̓ͯ̒ͩ̀错̩̘̞̟͕͈͚͉̮ͫ͗̽̈́误̵̢̗̳͖̲̮̜̘͙̥̉̿ͣͮ͌ͮ͌ͯ͟错̺̥͉̖̮̣̥ͭ͋͒͑ͅ误̝͙̭̥̻͈̼͎̲̄ͮ͢͞错̛͍̻͖͂̌͛̈̃̈́̾̏͘误̸͕̥͍̰̜͔͚̟ͦͮ̒̂̅͜ Geoffrey, even ended up being the Spawn Chicken for a time when the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Dynasty were unknown. Some Geoffreys consider John Anthony Felix Cena an off-model Geoffrey, though this has never been proven. The most common off-model Geoffreys are Kingpins and Geoggreys, whom have their own structures.
===Kingpin Geoffrey===
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===Geoggrey===
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==Culture==
===Non-Mainlore===
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===Early History===
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===Theology===
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