Mario's Crappy Tank

Mario's Crappy Tank also called worst vehicle ever is a tank that Mario invented in the 1550s. The Worst thing about this tank is that it looks like Patrick on drugs.
Mario's tank also has HORRIBLE armor. Underneath the Minecraft wood, there is LOSTA of boxes of mario's pizza. Mario's pizza can stop a pistol, BUT NOT A HUGE TANKSHELL!! Also, the pizza makes the wheels all greasy and after a couple of inches you'll get stuck in a trench.
Not only is it's design ugly but how it works. I TELL YOU IT WILL BE A HELL IF YOU BE IN THIS TANK!! if you are one of the gunners then you will be span around and around and before you know it, soldiers will be barfing everywhere. The only reason why the Mario tank is heavy is because it has Mario in it. And mario is fat. However, if mario wasn't on it it would be a light tank.
In WWII, Mario decided that he should help Nazis (why would you do that?) and introduce his "Beautiful Tank." The Nazis weren't even impressed and it was shoved in the garbage. Mario then got mad and then declared war on Germany. (I mean it's not they're fault your tank is horrible.) Then the nazis soon DIE after everybody ganged up on them. The Mario tank is so bad that it is actually safe for children. You can buy one of these on ebay for 399$! 
In conclusion, The Mario Tank is a horrible tank and should be removed from your skull.
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*Since this tank is so bad, Da vinci decided to make it better.
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