Secret Document:004

(22:32:26) Emily: Haldo
(22:32:54) John: hi ;)
(22:33:09) Emily: ooh /:)
(22:33:25) Emily: We're winking now?
(22:33:43) Emily: Hmmm...
(22:33:58) John: yeah, if you know what I mean ;)
(22:34:08) Emily: mmmm
(22:34:22) Emily: Emily likes the sound of where this might be going.
(22:35:07) John: *John puts his clothes on* hey what's up?
(22:35:36) Emily: Not much. But you forgot these. *Holds up his boxers*
(22:36:14) John: yeah uh, i dont wear those anymore
(22:36:25) Emily: Oh. So we're commando now?
(22:36:33) John: Nope. target had a discount on man thongs
(22:36:42) Emily: Mmm.
(22:36:47) John: wrong size, but oh well
(22:36:53) Emily: Does commando count?
(22:37:04) John: count as what?
(22:37:16) Emily: Well I can hardly wear man thongs...
(22:37:36) John: why not?
(22:37:45) John: is steel a problem?
(22:38:02) Emily: Well,...There's this thing that only men have that Women don't have...and
let's just say...
(22:38:04) Emily: I don't have it
(22:38:29) John: crabs?
(22:38:35) Emily: That too
(22:38:47) John: learn something new ev'ryday
(22:38:54) John: everyday*
(22:39:02) Emily: Yeap
(22:39:18) John: i thought it would have been teh steel
(22:39:23) Emily: Nope
(22:39:26) Emily: So...
(22:39:49) Emily: What do we want to do now since it's just the 2 of us here and no one else?
;)
(22:40:06) John: I think we need to cook...
(22:40:11) Emily: Cook what?
(22:40:14) John: eggs and stuff
(22:40:25) John: bacon and bread, yo
(22:40:35) Emily: Mmm
(22:41:56) John: then we can feed it to starving children
(22:42:20) Emily: And?
(22:42:26) John: or non-starving children
(22:42:38) Emily: Or just some really fat pidgeons
(22:42:50) Emily: To see how much it takes to explode them
(22:42:52) John: Then have mecha-sex right n front of them
(22:43:08) Emily: Oh yeah
(22:43:13) Emily: *Starts cooking*
(22:43:16) Emily: Oh wait
(22:43:22) Emily: *Takes off clothes*
(22:43:23) John: i still have the instruction manual
(22:43:24) Emily: I cook naked
(22:43:35) John: I do the dishes naked!
(22:43:40) Emily: Who0!
(22:44:11) John: *becomes naked, reveals chest of steel wool--Acquired through natural
selection*
(22:44:19) John: *for dish-washing*
(22:44:27) Emily: Oh yes
(22:44:36) Emily: *rubs face against steel wool
(22:44:38) Emily: *
(22:44:45) John: *face is clean*
(22:45:00) John: *wait yours or my face?*
(22:45:03) Emily: Awesomexorz
(22:45:10) Emily: my face
(22:45:14) John: *oh ok*
(22:45:27) Emily: *alrighty then*
(22:45:50) John: *cleans dishes with chest steel*
(22:46:10) Emily: *Watches in horror*
(22:46:23) John: *John sings while doing his dishes* It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty
cake
(22:46:30) John: if the way is hazy
(22:46:39) John: your gotta do the cooking by the book
(22:46:47) John: you know you cant be lazy!
No such command.
(22:46:56) John: *end song*
(22:46:57) Emily: *Emily is still transfixed by John's Uber-sexiness and steel wool chest
hair*
(22:47:30) John: *John slips on soap and lands in a pool of radioactive goo*
(22:47:43) John: *John escapes, unharmed*
(22:47:47) Emily: Oh my God!
(22:48:01) John: *The radioactive pool acquired superpowers*
(22:48:06) Emily: that's the same radioactive goo that was dripping from other Emily's teeth
(22:48:11) Emily: this morning
(22:48:17) John: ewww
(22:48:25) Emily: I know!
(22:48:32) John: the blue or yellow teeth?
(22:48:44) Emily: I thnk it was the blue ones
(22:48:53) Emily: They were too bright to see though
(22:49:31) John: I should have known, my momma told her to cut them at a furry movie theatre
(22:50:04) Emily: OMFGHAXXORZBBQ!
(22:50:37) John: YES I KNOWZ0RZSE
(22:50:40) John: LOL?
(22:50:43) John: plz lol
(22:50:45) John: PLZ
(22:50:48) John: COMMENTS NOW
(22:50:49) Emily: ...?
(22:50:53) John: sry
(22:50:56) Emily: ghlkfhglkajlg
(22:51:00) Emily: huh?\
(22:51:17) John: myspaspasm right thar
(22:51:35) John: its a new e desease
(22:51:39) Emily: 
(22:52:08) John: you can only catch it from myspace
(22:52:16) Emily: ah
(22:52:21) John: it makes my babies cries
(22:52:29) Emily: So where did john and Emily get off to?
(22:52:55) John: what do you mean?
(22:53:03) John: to feed?
(22:53:07) Emily: oh
(22:53:09) Emily: yes
(22:53:17) Emily: wait
(22:53:18) Emily: ...
(22:53:21) Emily: I'm confused
(22:54:24) John: john and emily made bacon and eggs, now they are going to feed children that
might be starvign while having mecha-sex
(22:54:45) John: however, spiderman has other plans
(22:55:15) Emily: Crap
(22:55:19) Emily: They neede him
(22:55:24) John: John arrives, but spiderman already fed the children
(22:55:36) John: DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!111
(22:56:14) Emily: *Singing* Look at Peter on the fence but it's not Peter 'cuz it's really
SPIDERMAN!!! Spiderman.