Second Cynetian War

The Second Cynetian War, also known as the 2022 OK Invasion of Cynetia and various other names, is an ongoing military conflict that started on 23 February 2022. It began when the OK Empire declared war on the Cynetian remnants. The beginning of this war marked the end of the War of Survival and the First Cynetian War as it began a new set of conflict following the First Cynetian War.
==Background==
===First Cynetian War===
The First Cynetian War began on 6 January 2022 as what started as a war between Greater Idaho and Cynetia. However, the conflict escalated into a cross-world international conflict between over a thousand nations. The conflict came to a conventional conclusion of 24 January 2022 when Lavilcia nuked all the factions involved. However, spoardic fighting continued through the War of Survival between the remnants of the former fighting factions. Notably, the Provisional Government of Faker completely collapsed during this period and split into multiple factions during what became the Faker Civil War.
==Timeline ==
===OK Empire Declaration of War ===
On 23 February 2022, the OK Empire officially declared war on the remnants of the Cynetian government and military that remained following the First Cynetian War. The OK Empire justified this by saying that Cynetia was dumb and stupid. In response, Cynetia sent an official declaration of outdoors, stating that Melissa Borgartman and the Cynetian government were about to touch grass in the time it was needed most.
===Faker Civil War===
Main article: Faker Civil War
While having started during the War of Survival phase of the First Cynetian War, the Faker Civil War still continued on during the beginning of the Second Cynetian War. The Reich of Faker sided with the OK Empire at 8:26 PM on 24 February 2022. This angered the Faker Workers' Milita (FWM), which sided with the Cynetian remnants. The Faker Military Junta (FMJ) responded by declaring war on the OK Empire, seeing it as a threat to Faker's territorial integrity. However, FMJ continued it's war with FWM.
===Alphadonian Involvement===
On February 25th, 2022, in 9:43 AM GMT+8, Alphadonia (Aztrax), Alphadonia, Galactic Federation of Trans-Alphadonia joined the war. 2 hours later the The Republic of Romanov joined. Later, the United Zamariukm Coalition, was called out to battle, along with the UUN Declaration of the SCW.
===TDW joins in ===
On Feb 25th, 8:37 EST, 2022, the Kingdom of Hawaii sided with the OK Empire, declaring war on Cynetia and the Anti-OK Alliance. Meanwhile the M'K Empire (in wihian) despite previous skirmishes with the OK Empire sided with them against the AK Alliance and Cynetia. Cylshia also sided with the Provisional Government of Faker, while the Provisional Government of Yibble sided with Cynetia, declaring war on the OK Empire in the name of Bread. 
===The Terrible Hinderance ===
On February 25th, 2022, an elderly Cynetian from Grand Rivers named Bunher Ingorheriuam died of natural causes at 87. Later, the mirror in the house turned to pure blood and the hills disappeared. They vanished and a void was built in the sky, so a man journeyed into the purple-lit forest, filled with drugs and waterfalls. Ladin was seen inside, dead and bloodless. Nobody could explain why.
===The Formation of Hell===
At around 17:25 PM GMT+2, a group of people in east Faker called the "completely delusional ones please do not feed" escaped containment and declared the Republic of The Seven Watering Hills Atop The Mountain of Eternal Life and The Glories of Our Glorious Gods, attacking every other group in Faker using speers and rocks. They were defeated in 3 hours, but a few of them managed to escape into other parts of Cynetia and founded the new Republic of Water.com.
===Lol This Obscure City Was Taken Ahaha ===
At around sometime after that last thing, a thing happened in which a person fell over after tripping over her own shoes on the sidewalks of Matoria City. In Primerium Invetorium, an unknown telegram was sent from the Bolstine parliament. "Attention. Kill the S.C.W. Out."
===Operation Stupid===
Operation Stupid, also known as Operation Shitpant, was an operation made by one Cynetian and one Lavilcian. In Kindport, both of these two idiots shit their pants and happened to bump into each other. When their bodies touched by the impact of their bump on the sidewalk, sending their bodies flying slightly and flailing intensely, the two started screaming. "Cynetian! Cynetian! Cynetian! Cynetian! Cynetian!" yelled the Lavilcian. "SHUT THE FUCK UP" shouted the Cynetian. "But it's my job to annoy you," replied the Lavilcian. The Lavilcian then noticed the Cynetian shat his pants. The Cynetian pointed out that the Lavilcian did as well. The two realized they both shat their pants, and they had an idea. Despite hating each other, they had to go on a mission, an operation, to buy a new pair of pants, but none of them brought their wallet! They pointed a gun at a random man and took his. Police caught up to them and the two stuck their tongues at police and mocked them. The police backed away when they saw the shit-stained pants, and the two kept looking for a new pair of pants. That's when they ran into a couple and stole theirs. The two now had clean pants again, but suddenly, they died from unknown causes. The two collapsed on the sidewalk, and the couple stole their pants back, also stabbing the two. Operation Stupid/Shitpant was a failure.
===Intervention of Christmas landian Chaoskeeping Forces===
On 25 February 2022, at 10:42 AM, Christmas landian chaoskeeping forces were deployed to Faker and Cynetia, with the sole goal of causing as much carnage as possible. Their first mission was to begin destroying bridges throughout Faker. A suburban bridge was laced with very large amounts of high-power explosives. While two Faker Military Junta tanks were driving over the bridge, chaoskeeping forces detonated the explosives, destroying the tanks and killing all soldiers inside.
===Chaoskeeping Alphadonian Campaign===
On 25 February 2022, several Christmas landian chaoskeeping troops were deployed to Alphadonia. They set up several tents near the Atronia International Airport and Worldport, and waited for a plane to take off. Once a plane left the runway, several surface-to-air missiles were shot at it, resulting in a fiery crash killing 108. Another missile was shot at a plane that was still being boarded, destroying it and killing 12. Once airport security realised what was happening, they rushed to the tents before machine gun fire opened up on them. Later, a Christmas landian plane flew over and airstruck the security and a growing crowd of nearby civilians. Then, they began to drop bombs on the airport itself, causing severe damage. The troops finally stormed the airport, killing anyone in their way, before escaping into a worldport to Christmas land. Following this, Alphadonia declared war on Christmas land.
===Neuverian Trolling===
Later on February 25th, 247 Neuverians exist into Cynetia through a worldport and start doing a little trolling, which includes planting around 1000 Neuverian flags all over the country and shooting at random survivors for absolutely no reason. They would finish this mission by March 2nd, having trolled way too many people and way too much land, leaving through the worldport they came through, though 3 of them had died during that time.
===And There She Looked At Glass===
Night on the streets of Ladin. He's walking to his humble home in a poor neighborhood. He just went to the store, bought new guitar strings, and is ready to go back. The streetlights are the one thing that shine on him. It's a vicious night. Suddenly, a car approaches with headlights, straight for him! But once it nears him, it disappears. The car is now nothing but a ghost. He then hears the horns of a train as the night sky grows darker and observes the passing train in the back. He looks back and the area is suddenly in dead silence. It's frightening. He looks at the run-down building next to him, and all of the windows break on their own, one by one. Car alarms go off, so does a fire alarm, and fires sprout from the houses. He runs away, through the streets as all the streetlights he passes breaks too. Slightly cut from all the glass, he finally makes it back home and reads a good book. Suddenly, the house engulfs in flames, and with it, he's captured too. It's over. He's told no name, no face, and no proper story. It's all done. - Excerpt from Little Life by John Carbingham
===Christmas landian Capture of the Chickens===
On 25 February 2022, Christmas landian chaoskeeping troops entered a small rural farming community north of Drivore. They approached one small house and forced the owner, Karl Peck, to hand over his chickens at gunpoint. They stole 3 Plymouth Rock chickens, 4 ISA Brown chickens, and two Barnevelder chickens. They also stole a wild mallard duck that they somehow mistook for a chicken. After a hostage demand of $20,000.00 USD and four tanks was met by Cynetian authorities, the chickens and the duck were returned to Peck. Peck celebrated the return with a lovely dinner of blackened salmon.
===Never Let Our Great Men Play The Recorder ===
On February 25th, Sally's Seashells in Sillowawie sold out of seashells as Sally was shelled and covered in oil. The seashells she sold by the seashore were shelled for sure. Sally's Seashells was burning. Sally, and the seashells she sold by the seashore were seashells no more. 
=== Shut The Prick Up Chaoskeeping Forces===
On Febuary 25th, a very popular heavy metal band: the Anarchist Force, made a diss track called "Shut The Prick Up Chaoskeeping Forces", which criticizes Chaoskeeping in the Second Cynetian War. The boost was so large that Alphadonian pilots frequently listen to it while bombing Christmas land and shooting missiles as Chaoskeeping jets.
This eventually led to Alphadonia destroying and eating many gingerbread houses in Christmas land.
===Christmas landian Chaoskeeping Retaliation===
Following attacks on Christmas land by Alphadonia, the Christmas landian Homeland Guard was established to defend Christmas land. They were supplied with many anti-aircraft guns, and were able to shoot down several Alphadonian planes flying over Christmas land. One of these planes was shot down New New York, which resulted in New New York joining the war on Alphadonia's side. This resulted in several air raids on Syracuse, Buffalo, and Rochester, as well as dispersed raids on Atronia. Another raid was conducted in Atronia again, this time on a metropolitian bridge in downtown Atronia. The bridge was rigged with heavy explosives, and a diversion was made on the bridge after Christmas landian chaoskeeping troops set up a makeshift barricade on both sides of the bridge, keeping traffic in. Alphadonian military was called to the bridge, and several tanks occupied the crowded bridge. Once the bridge had reached maximum capacity, the soldiers fled and the explosives were detonated. 342 Alphadonians were killed in the resulting collapse and in the explosion, as well as 7 Christmas landian chaoskeeping soldiers that did not escape the bridge in time.
=== Alphadonian Statement to Christmas land===
On February 26th, the Alphadonian prime minister, after much consideration, publicly announced a statement criticizing Christmas landian chaoskeeping force, saying "We want this war to end much faster, and I understand that you want this war to end too, but attacking everyone won't do. This is an act of war against justice. So I will give you an ultimatum, remove chaoskeeping forces in all defending sides, or you will pay."
===Dog Islandian involvement===
On Febuary 26th Dog island declared war on OK Empire because of UOC 4 and to protect Cynetia. They then went to OK Empire and Stole the king of OK Empire’s dinner 
===The Dinner war===
The king of OK empire was mad that they stole his dinner so he did nothing but he realised they stole the rest of his food too so he bombed dog island untill they returned the dinner. Dog island then returned the dinner
===The War on Christmas land===
In February 27th, Anti-War Coalition and much of the Universal United Nations condemned Christmas land for "misuse of peacekeeping and multiple times increasing damage in the war". The United Zamariukm Coalition chared thru Christmas land, destroying most major cities.
A notable counterargument which was called out by the Kingdom of the Emirate that it's causing more war, but the coalition says that "The Christmas landian chaoskeeping forces campaign against Alphadonia was an act of war."
===The Massive Balls===
During the early hours of February 27th, around 300 balls existed multiple surviving worldports all over Cynetia without any explanation. These soon were linked to a bored scientist in Sundir, who had decided to troll by rolling roughly 320 inflated bouncy balls through a worldport to Cynetia as a joke, though 20 of them by accident ended up in Alphadonia. Later in the day, Neuverian soldiers would return to Cynetia and pop six of the balls, painting two other ones in the colors of the Neuverian civil flag.
=== Landing at Faker===
At 5:14 PM on 27 February 2022, the Manchu Commune declared war on the Reich of Faker and joined the Anti-OK Alliance. An hour later, the Landing at Faker occured as Manchu Communard forces navally landed on the city of Faker and quickly captured the city and defeated the Cynetian Klan militiamen. The Manchu Communards quickly declared FWM the true government of the Faker territories. With this, the Reich of Faker was brought out of isolation and the Faker Civil War officially ended and the Faker Liberation Campaign began.
=== Faker Liberation Campaign ===
At 7:26 PM on 27 February 2022, the Manchu Commune proclaimed the Faker Liberation Campaign and began attacking the now scattered forces of the Reich of Faker. FWM forces launched a joint-offensive with the Manchu Communard forces and swept through the greater Faker region in a matter of two hours. The Reich of Faker was effectively destroyed and shrinken down to several small pockets and holdouts of Cynetian Klan members. The leadership of the Cynetian Klan announced the formal dissolution of the Reich of Faker and declared an insurgency against the 'socialist nation of Faker'. At about 11:37 PM, FWM and the Manchu Commune announced the formation of the Faker Commune.
===Uzac Mercenary Attack ===
After the First Cynetian War, Uzac mercenaries remained in an already ruined Cynetia. They were tired of war and disliked both Cynetia and the Ok Empire. Since they had no contact with the Uzac government, they decided that they should rebel against Fand declare their own nation. They formed the Mecenary Liberation Party(MLP) and declared war on Faker. 
===Bread ===
Yibble ate more bread for no reason, and for some reason when they ate the bread, the war stopped for 5 minutes, and everybody ate bread. Then the war continued.
===The Very Illogical Ketchup Flood ===
It was Neuverian troops again. They came out of the worldport again. February 28th, they did. And they dumped like around 30 buckets of ketchup into a river so it just turned red... they also threw a few ketchup buckets at random survivors. Also they popped 2 more of the still just laying around inflated balls. Then they left. Neuverians just love trolling, don't they? Is this some secret form of revenge for losing the Governorship of West Cynetia? No one will ever know.
===Liverman and the Not Care===
Diddy Newark Cartridge, known by his stage name as Diddy N.C., lives in a place that isn't Cynetia. He is tied to this war in no way possible, except that a Cynetian was playing his song, "Askers", before he got bombed. "Askers? None. Askers? None." The very last words that poor man heard.
===Sadowo, Poland===
A man died.
===This Article Is Of Such Quality Wow===
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===New christmas land===
On 28 February 2022, the colony of New christmas land was established. It encompasses a tiny 6 square foot seasonal sandbar off the coast of Faker. Currently, a large block of concrete flying the Christmas landian flag flies on it. Its population is roughly zero but sometimes my weird neighbour Fred puts a brick on the island
===pile of bricks===
fred's bricks are stacking higher by the daySus
===Sus===
someone said Amogus sus.
===Invasion of New christmas land===
On 1 March 2022, Fred took a small boat with his friend Bob to New Christmas land. He took down the Christmas land flag and waved the new flag of the Republic of Fred. He poured a concrete foundation on the sandbar and used his bricks to create a lovely two-story building with a house for him and several government offices in the basement. He declared war on the ocean and created a larger artificial island to hold his country. Once he was done, he constructed a small carrot farm and a chicken coop on his island. 
===Neuverian Intervention===
At 7:20 PM on March 1st, Neuver officially declared a "special military mission" in Cynetia, sending around 18 thousand troops into the territory and taking over parts of southeast Cynetia, renaming the operation to a "intervention against war" at 11:35 PM, before ending the operation 10 minutes later and recalling 15 of the 18 thousand troops, keeping the 3 thousand remaining troops around for a "temporary 1 week occupation to keep order" in the territory they had occupied.
===The OK Empire Strikes Back ===
Now in movies this March!
===OK Empire Intervention===
The OK Empire sent a fleet to Cynetia and destroyed and pillaged several towns. After an OK Empire fleet reached Faker, they killed Bob and captured the Republic of Fred. After Bob died, Fred hid in a secret underground bunker in the Republic of Fred and warned the OK Empire that they were now fighting a war on two fronts. The chickens survived.
=== Alphadonian Response ===
Alphadonia, sided with the Republic of Fred and along with Regiment 189, did a naval raid on the captured Republic of Fred. The OK Empire captured more land in Faker, which eventually led to OK Faker, which contains the whole Faker coastline. Fred was really angry at this point, and declared a coup d'état against OK Faker. Bob was buried in the bunker's laundry basket later, and Fred ran out of the bunker along with the regiment.
=== Reclamation of the Republic of Fred ===
Fred expanded the Republic of Fred by adding two guest rooms and remodelling his kitchen. He also expanded his backyard by adding ducks and quail, and added a small herd of Dexter Cattle. Alphadonia gave several weapons to Fred to defend the Republic of Fred from the nearby OK Faker. Fred later signed a truce with Christmas land.
=== Lavilcia Nuking everyone (again) ===
Lavilcia was so tired of war that they decided to nuke Cynetia a million times again, targeting the Republic of Fred, and everywhere where there was troops. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Alphadonia built a dome before so it's ok. Alphadonia also condemned Lavilica.
=== Yibble Trolling ===
Yibble decided to resurrect everyone by eating bread. It worked, and everyone was resurrected. They all decided to become happily ever after again and, oh no.
=== Neuverian Confusion ===
Neuver straight up questioned what even was going on in this war anymore and proceeded to end it's temporary occupation early, leaving the war. The massive balls, ketchup floods and other stuff the Neuverians were involved in... are still around in the countryside of Cynetia... oh god this is way too much trolling.
=== End of Water.com ===
The Glorious Republic of Water.com would finally fall on March 3rd, when their last fighters died in Grand Rivers. Over it's short existance, the republic had drank roughly 3.4% of the water Cynetia had before the war, also managing to waste a further 6% by throwing it in buckets at people. Three hours following their fall, a massive tsunami would be detected 50 kilometers off of the coast of Cynetia. This is why you do not mess with Water.com.
=== End of War ===
The OK Empire finally agreed to end the war, along with Lavilica. Oh yea and Cylshia declared war on Kelias but nobody cares at this point
==Names==
===Alternate Territories Wiki===
*Second Cynetian War
*SCW
=== OK Empire ===
====Government of the OK Empire====
*Attack on Cynetia
*Cynetian War
====OK opposition movement====
*Invasion of Cynetia
*Illegal Invasion of Cynetia
=== Cynetia===
*Da Great Tacopant
====Cynetian survivors====
*Fight for Cynetian Lives
*Da Great Shit II
===Christmas land===
*Second Cynetian War of Fools
*War on Alphadonia
===Dog Island=== 
*The kings dinner
*the Second cynetian war
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