Ep 164: How To Be A Complete Inch Lord

How To Be A Complete Inch Lord is episode one hundred and sixty four of CheapShow and was hosted by Paul Gannon and Eli Silverman. It was released on 7 Feburary 2020, and was recorded in The House of Pickles.
==Show notes==
===Introduction===
The show starts with an argument between Paul and Eli about the various contents of The House of Pickles. Eli then introduces the character Joey Tagliatelle, a gangster from the Miami docks.
Eli shows off his "crab bucket" full of Clipper lighters (to Paul's disgust) and Inch Man then makes his official debut appearance, loudly measuring out a series of inches.
===Awards & 200th episode===
Paul gives details about the CheapSkate Choice Awards 2020 including where to go to nominate, and details about the planned YouTube livestream of the awards show. Also, plans for the 200th episode live show are discussed.
Eli reads a story from listener James Curry, in which his friend works at a hot dog stand at a university end-of-year music festival. A student arrives and asks to buy a £1.50 hot dog, but doesn't have any money with them.
Later that day, the hot dog machine fails, and the student again tries to buy just a hot dog with no bun using a muddy 50p coin found on the ground. Because health guidelines state that hot dogs should not be consumed if left in the sun even for a few hours, the student is turned away once again.
As James' friend was returning home late that night, they noticed someone leaning against a lamp post, coating it with sick. When they returned to the stand the next day, they found that two of the hot dogs, left under the tarp covering the stand overnight, had been taken, leading to them piecing together that both the hot dog thief and the lamp post sick-coverer were the student from the day before.
===How To Be A Complete Bastard / Bitch===
Paul & Eli discuss the origin of the books and board games How To Be A Complete Bastard and How To Be A Complete Bitch... after some tangents. First, a discussion about the late radio presenter Nicholas Parsons. Then a debate about the rules of a nuzzle-off between Eli and Richard Branson.
They begin with a discussion of the How To Be A Complete Bastard book, and highlight some of the pages, including "Bastard Games" and "How to be a Euro Bastard".
Then they move on to How To Be A Complete Bitch, and the troubling nature written by men about women. They look at pages like "Let's bitch about Alternative Comedy" and "How to humiliate your man".
They then examine the corresponding board games:
===Wrap up===
While Eli strips off, Paul gives details about the latest issue of the Unofficial CheapShow Magazine, merch by @vorratony and the P.O. Box.
==Gallery==
164CompleteBastardGame.jpg|How To Be A Complete Bastard board game
164CompleteBastardGameBoard.jpg|How To Be A Complete Bastard board game
164CompleteBitchGame.jpg|How To Be A Complete Bitch board game
164CompleteBitchGameBoard.jpg|How To Be A Complete Bitch board game
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