Skylanders: E3 Swap Force Presentation (spoof)

This is a E3 2013 presentation hosted by Eruptor & Pop Fizz.
Cast
Basil - Pop Fizz
Mushu - Eruptor
Om Nom - Wash Buckler
Optimus Prime - Blast Zone
Rabbit - Magna Charge
Quick Draw Mcgraw - Rattle Snake
Elsa - Stink Bomb
Rayman - Freeze Blade
Toucan Sam - Free Ranger
Johnny Test - Fire Kraken
Po - Night Shift
Discord - Kaos
Transcript
Basil: Man! E3 does not disappoint!
Mushu: Yeah! I wanna play all the games!
Basil: Too bad so many games are: M for Mature!
Mushu: I'm Mature! (burps)
Basil: Yeah, That goes what I'm saying.
Mushu: Hey, You think the new guys are nervous?
Basil: Let's Go Backstage and get them ready! (goes inside with Mushu) PLACES EVERYONE! COME ON GUYS! IT'S GAME TIME! STRETCH IT OUT!
Quick Draw Mcgraw: How's zis? (He turns his pose straight)
Basil: Now that's loose! (Quick Draw turns his pose into a staircase) Ok, Now you're just showing off.
Mushu: Nice Talk, Quick Draw Mcgraw! Hi, Om Nom, Can you stretch out?
Om Nom: I'm a Monster, Dude! I was born stretched!
Basil: This is E3! It doesn't get bigger than this!
Mushu: Or Bloggerier. Smell that? Lattes.
Om Nom: Whatever. Let me have a look. (looks out) Yeah. Bloggers. They're just standing around. Hey, you! Tweet this! Just saw Swap Force, hasn't swapped my pants! Hashtag Swap Force, hashtag your momma!
Mushu: Uh, What's out there?
Om Nom: Ironic T-shirts, As far as the eye can see.
Basil: Ok, People! Stay calm, 3 Minutes!! (They have problems, a lightbulb breaks) Mushu, the light's out! Fix it!
Mushu: I'm on it. (He fixes it, then has a problem) Uh oh. I can't- I can't get it! I don't have thumbs! My hands are all pointy! Hey, Optimus, can you help? (Optimus Prime helps fix the light, which turns on) Thanks, Optimus Prime! (he drives away) Hey, I want some jet legs. That is so next Gen. (He runs around, imagining)
Basil: 2 Minutes, Gang!!! I'm not nervous.
Mushu: Places everyone.
Basil: Ok, Guys! Let's do these moves one more time! A 1, and a 2, and a Swap and- (Elsa freezes, making Johnny scream and Quick Draw away)
Johnny Test: IT'S IN MY EYES! IT'S IN MY EYES!!!!
Basil: Elsa!
Elsa: What? We're rehearsing!
Johnny Test: This is only a dress rehearsal!
Quick Draw Mcgraw: You're suppossed to keep your fire, in the hole.
Elsa: But I am an artiste!
Basil: More like a freezetiste! (everyone laughs) Uh, Let's make it 5 this time.
Johnny Test: Where's tatering?
Mushu: I don't like cream, or a pretzel.
Om Nom: HEY! You suckers wanna see "my" suckers? (shows his legs) Pretty impressive, huh?
Mushu: OM NOM!
Om Nom: What? I'm a cute monster, Dude! I'm suppossed to be salty!
Basil:...1 MINUTE!!!!!
Mushu: Alright, Buddy! Stand By! (checks microphone) Check? Check? Check 1. Check 1,2. Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Oh, check please! Ooh! Mixing Board! He,he,he,he,he! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marcooo! Poloooo! Marco!
Basil: Mushu, stop messing around! The show's about to start!
Mushu: Polo!
Basil: 10 Seconds everyone! Position! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3...(the curtains rise)
Mushu: Did you ever say the final 2 numbers?
Basil: So It's really quiet when the show starts!
Mushu: Oh. So it really makes sense. And when someone talking over the opening would be SO annoying...
Basil: Mushu! Shh!
(The show starts when Om Nom is dancing, then Optimus Prime joins, they then swap to Optimus Nom, then Rayman, Toucan Sam & Rabbit appears, so the 3 turn to Rabbitman, Rayman Sam & Toucansa,then Rabbit Sam, Raysa & Toucan Prime,then Po Sam, Rabbisa & Rayman Prime,then Quick Draw Sam, Posa & Rabbit Prime,then Omric, Quick Draw Prime & Po Test,then Johnny Prime, Om Nom Test & Quick Drapo,then Optimus Test, Johnpo & Om Nobbit, and finally Elpo, Optimabbit & Johnnyman until Discord appears)
Discord: It is I, Discord! Ready to Swap into a...(his bottom is a frog)...frog?! I WILL RULE...THE...LILLY PAD!!!!
(Quick Draw Mcgraw,Elsa & Johnny Test returns, then Swaps to Eric Draw Mcgraw, Johnnysa & Optimus Test (once again), then Johnny Draw Mcgraw, Optimusa, & Rabbit Test, then Optimus Mcgraw, Rabbisa (once again) & Po Test (once again), and finally Rabbit Mcgraw, Posa (once again) & Toucan Test until the rest of the group starts dancing)
(First Johnny Test, Rabbit, Toucan Sam, Optimus Prime & Po)
(Then Rayman Test, Johnbit, Rabbisam, Toucan Prime (once again) & Optimus Po)
(And finally Om Nom Test (once again), Raymabbit, Johnny Sam, Rabbit Prime (once again) & Toucan Po until Johnny Sam sees Discord falling from the ceiling and they flee again)
Discord: (laughs) Skylanders! I will rule...(his bottom is a Scottish dancer)...the dance floor! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY FLYING FEET OF FURY!
Introducing the spoof of Skylanders:Swap Force. With 256 Swapabilities...(shows gameplay with cast)...Your New Power, is Choice. (Shows more gameplay of the cast) Swappable. Unstoppable. Spoof of Skylanders:Swap Force.
(Shows the cast (right to left) Om Nom, Optimus Prime, Quick Draw Mcgraw, Po, Rabbit, Eric, Johnny Test, Toucan Sam & Rayman with Discord on the side)
Discord: Ha ha ha ha ha! Prepare to bow down to...(All the cast Swap and he swaps to...)...PRINCESS DISCORD?! NOW I AM EVIL! AND DAINTY!! Actually this tafata is quite soft. (The curtains close)
Mushu: Man! The Swap Force Guys are Awesome!
Basil: Totally! I wish I would have Monster Legs!
Mushu: Or an electrically charged unicycle wheel!
Basil: Or a snake body...
Mushu: Or rocket boots!
Basil: Or...
The End
Trailer
(The show starts when Om Nom is dancing, then Optimus Prime joins, they then swap to Optimus Nom, then Rayman, Toucan Sam & Rabbit appears, so they turn to Rabbitman & Rayman Sam,then Raysa,then Rabbit Sam,then Posa & Rabbit Prime,then Quick Draw Prime,then Om Nom Test,then Johnpo, and finally Optimabbit until Discord appears)
Discord: It is I, Discord! Ready to Swap into a...(his bottom is a frog)...frog?! YOU WILL FEAR...THE...CROAK!!!!
(Eric & Johnny Test returns, then Swaps to Johnnyic, then Optimusric, then Optimus Mcgraw, and finally Poric until the rest of the group starts dancing)
(First Rabbit, Toucan Sam & Optimus Prime)
(Then Johnbit, Rabbisam & Toucan Prime)
(And finally Raymabbit, Johnny Sam & Rabbit Prime (once again) until Johnny Sam sees Discord falling from the ceiling and they flee again)
Discord: (laughs) Skylanders! I will rule...(his bottom is a Scottish dancer)...the dance floor! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY FLYING FEET OF FURY!
Introducing the spoof of Skylanders:Swap Force. With 256 Swapabilities...(shows gameplay of Optimus Om Nom & Rabbic)...Your New Power, is Choice. (Shows gameplay of Om Nom Prime, Rabbit, Rabbitman, Om Nom, Optimus Prime & Rayprime) Swappable. Unstoppable. Spoof of Skylanders:Swap Force.
(Shows the cast (right to left) Om Nom, Optimus Prime, Quick Draw Mcgraw, Po, Rabbit, Elsa, Johnny Test, Toucan Sam & Rayman with Discord on the side)
Discord: Ha ha ha ha ha! Prepare to bow down to...(All the cast Swap and he swaps to...)...PRINCESS DISCORD?! NOW I AM EVIL! AND DAINTY!! Actually this tafata is quite soft. (The curtains close)