Caelorussia Ecospace Flight 329

Caelorussia Ecospace Flight 329 (internally AX329) is an international flight by state-run Caelorussia Ecospace from New Ascsenia to the US, which crashed into the Atlantic Ocean after going past 90 degrees to avoid high-flying seaplane Dodo Airlines Flight 421 (DAL421), which was en route to the mainland. All 512 crew and passengers survived the blunder as almost all of them were either mourbs or were able to jump off when the emergency door was opened once the aeroplane started to fall after losing airspeed from the ridiculous 90-degree angle trajectory. As there were no lives lost, this incident was also known as the Minor Inconvenience (French: La petite Ennui), after a popular meme wherein a crazy event caused from a small error would be marked a minor inconvenience, i.e., the collapse of a warehouse from a single tap by a forklift upon a shelf.
== Details ==
=== Caelorussia Ecospace ===
Caelorussia Ecospace (ICAO callsign AX; formerly CAE; callsign CAELITE) is the first airline company to be run in Moricounie since 2017, hence its Caelorussia name, which was never changed as a form or remembrance. It also produces spacecraft, primarily to launch Moricounien satellites since 2019. The state-run aviation company, unlike most other aviation companies, do not have a frequent-flyers programme and all costs are solely based upon the number of physical kilometres between the two terminals divided by 100; e.g., a flight from the Sam Cloverleaf Interchange Airport (S4M) in the Main Consummate Land to Gatwick (LGW) in London would cost only 6 quid, and one to JFK in New York going west would cost €54,10. It is hence one of the cheapest airlines to date.
=== Dodo Airlines ===
Dodo Airlines (ICAO callsign DAL; callsign DODO) is a relatively new airline company based in Shibuya, Tokyo since 2020 (ironically at the start of the COVID-19 pandemic) but nominally runs as Moricounie's intranational service, going between its numerous sprawling islands across the globe. It only has seaplanes with 4 passenger capacities and has a constant fee of...nothing. The airline is wholly paid for by the Moricounien government through taxes and gets €50 from every flight it gets, and all flights are free, with the exception for expeditions to protected territories and islands set forth by Moricounie or if it goes outside Moricounien territory or the destination is either a or in a secession. It is also ironically the flag carrier of the country, despite not even being from Moricounie herself and literally has its HQ in Japan thousands of miles away.
=== Incident ===
==== Takeoff ====
AX329, being an Airbus A380 with 512 total people on board, left her port on New Ascsenia Island on 10 December 2026, with the passengers being composed of all of the Little Fidesham Council and all students of the Main Campus and of the Self-Education Centre of the University of Marieshire, without teachers. The pilot was surprisingly Adrianne, Merriam's closest friend, who immediately passed all aviation tests after playing a lot of Flight Simulator just because she wanted to, and insisted she fly the plane. The plane luckily correctly did all the required procedures for takeoff and communications with the radio towers nearby, wherein those in the radio towers or nearby airplanes were shocked to hear a young 6-year-old girl through the radio. Nevertheless the plane managed to remain unbelievably stable despite her small size.
==== Blunder ====
In a state of automaticity, Adrianne simply slumped and controlled the plane with one hand, without a co-pilot. However, when she heard the radar report DAL421 50 miles in front of her, she immediately started talking to the pilot on board that flight to move over, as it was smaller and way too high for its class - seaplanes, which are usually a LOT smaller than commercial planes.Caelite 3 2 9: volo ad 2 5 6, in pes 3 0 0 0 0, inter 3 0 4, Dodo a centrum: non ipse movet. Si tu placet, movete; iterum: movete; caelite tres duo novem; 1 2 0 a Dodo 4 2 1.
Caelite 329, flying at 256 kn, 30000ft; 304 deg; Dodo right in front of me: he is not moving. Please move; I repeat: move. Caelite 329, 120 miles from Dodo 421.DAL421 did not reply.Dodo 4 2 1, intellegisne, intellegere me; si tu placet, movete; iterum: movete. Bon meridianus; fuit Caelite 3 2 9.
Dodo 421, do you copy? Do you copy? Please move, I repeat: move. Good afternoon; this has been Caelite 329.Every mourb on AX329 then assumed the scrunchy face after hearing Adrianne relay the message that something on her radar does not seem to get out of the way, and started to pack their things to prepare for an emergency dive into the ocean. They put all of their held cargo into a huge dinghy and started distributing the 600 parachutes on board amongst themselves.
DAL421 has at least one mourb passenger, which continuously relayed the tiny plastic buckets: "TOO HIGH" since reaching 30k ft (now at 35k) with high frequency and on 97.3 MHz. Once the seaplane reached at least twice the maximum mourb signal recognition field of 256 metres across (about half a mile away), Adrianne immediately started twitching and also display the scrunchy face from the urgent message from the alien mourb. The radio also reported an interference, which started playing the audible pSps at an increasingly louder volume.
Then, at 1/4 miles before DAL421, Adrianne panicked, then forcibly pulled the yoke upward, which did adjust the airplane's orientation up enough to avoid the seaplane, but unfortunately she overestimated the speed of DAL421, and continued to angle up further until the aircraft was literally 100% vertical. The plane started to fall. Everyone then braced for impact as all systems started to shut themselves off after a lot of calibration seemed inconceivable to be able to fix the plane's orientation, and Adrianne tried to slowly manoeuvre it back to about 0 degrees flat then let it glide in circles into the ocean. However, thanks to some of the most ridiculous retrofitting by Caelorussia Ecospace on an aeroplane in case something like this ever happened, the plane simply floated, with all controls waterproofed.
The plane remained idle for about 4 hours while Adrianne started to try and turn the plane into a weird ship. She then gave up and left the plane in its current state, floating in the ocean doing nothing, with landing gear up. Surprisingly, DAL421 saw the thing and then dragged on it until it reached the American shore about a day later.
==== Resolution ====
The plane was then carried to a hangar in the JFK, where it dried out for the entire duration of the group's trip in the US. Once they were ready to go back just in time for Foundation Week, the plane was simply back to normal as if nothing happened. As a result, passersby would then start to call the incident the Minor Inconvenience.
=== Investigation ===
After the plane's minor inconvenience was reported back to the motherland, everyone immediately pointed at Adrianne, at which she wholeheartedly takes no offence from. She admitted to the situation, and even playfully rebutted the fact that she was able to remotely takeoff and go halfway through the ocean without any problem to any bully she ever met, intentionally ruffing up their feathers as a social experiment. However, upon further investigation and closer inspection of the seaplane DAL421, they found that the very-much adult pilot of the DAL421 simply ignored AX329, which would be an unbelievable oversight because AX329 is massive — and is revealed to be constantly relaying pings for no good reason because Adrianne couldn't stop pushing the ping button because she found it fun — if it were. This actually went far from the usual responses plotted by the Social Météo, of either responding to the transmission as one should have, or being absolutely surprised to hear a six year old through the radio, thereafter shouting at the child to slow down, or, if the plane was still on ground, get the fuck off. Hence, they started doing an intense espionage sponsored by the main espions themselves to crack the case wide open in case there's libel and at most 400 counts of attempted manslaughter or even attempted murder at hand, which could've landed them about 200-400 years in prison; from 6 months imprisonment for attempted manslaughter up to a year imprisonment for attempted murder in Moricounie. (There are no concurrent sentences in Moricounie.)
The spies were obviously common mourbs because of their sneakiness. Their target was a normal human.
Mourbs relayed the information to one another passingly using their high-frequency beeps, whilst also sometimes shoving a probing signal or even music in between letters to throw off the human target in case they have a mourb-to-speech converter. Surprisingly, they needn't have to, because the target was actually a recent immigrant to the nation and has only heard of mourbs through porn of them online and have never learned about their other features.
With the target being completely fucking oblivious, the mourbs then found the man, not transgender woman as they originally assumed through records found that were traced from the seaplane, then walked rounds just to see him walk around as well, seemingly looking for Adrianne, for whatever reason. Adrianne has never heard of the man, and the man only heard of her when he received the transmission. 
The man is in his 40s, posing as a transgender online just to get some sympathetic clicks. He was now liable for exploitation of conveniences for his own profit, which would see him forcibly made stateless.
When he saw Adrianne he immediately charged at her with a swiss knife. Unfortunately for the man, he did not know about the ridiculous regenerative ability that mourbs have that would be akin to lizards regrowing limbs. Adrianne then relayed the urgent message and almost everyone and their mothers, some of them literally, came from all around the corners and emptied his pockets. Adrianne was not informed that spies were all over the place and fainted from the sheer shock.
She came to numerous of her former bullies both longtime and short-time monotonously chanting retard to the man that stabbed her. In certain Airbus planes the retard message is there because the engine in those planes do not slow down immediately after the plane goes below 20ft and starts to flare to touch the runway unlike most other modern commercial planes, because without engine retardation it would lift the plane back up. In French, retard means slowed down. In Moricounie, this message has been replaced with ralentir, possibly to ease confused parents and children, should they ever hear that from the cockpit. The A380 does not have that message, so this was an incorrect assumption on the behalf of the chanters.
The conflict resolved peacefully, albeit with 300 people all directly calling the man a retard. He was then charged with attempted murder of a mourb, which is a degree of actual murder because mourbs can't die, and is stuck in prison for a decade. The only unexplained thing is why would he rescue them regardless.
== Trivia ==
* The incredible waterproofing job on the AX329 Airbus A380 should be appropriate for its time in 2026. However, the fact that the plane did not get obliterated upon landing into the ocean is partially inaccurate. Technology that good wouldn't exist for another two or even four decades; every plane that has landed into the ocean were at some point rendered completely unusable, even if all crew and passengers were completely unharmed. The most recent occurrence wherein the plane was similarly left partially damaged as it hit the ocean was within Micronesia in 2018 with ANG73, a Boeing 737.
*This, if it were real, would not be the first time children led a plane to crash: AFL593. Coincidentally, it was also an Airbus.