JAM

JAM! The only golem that's merciless on dirt!The Janitorial Assistance Minion, or JAM, was a five-and-a-half-foot tall, three-hundred-kilo copper golem mass-produced by the ancient Xinlelal Construct Foundry. It was smaller than its cousin WHAM.
It had the standard golem attributes, having an immutable form and magic resistance. It was powered by Bellicose.
It was equipped with a high-power water arm with a Create (soapy) Water spell on it, and could be retrofitted with replacement parts.
=== al-Rashid's JAM ===
It has been 10576 months since my last directive. Status extrapolation: JAM should engage Intelligent Initiative protocols.A JAM was owned by the Netherese wizard Lerranid al-Rashid, who died in the year 632. 
JAM continued to service al-Rashid's lab for an ensuing 881 years, 3 months, and 20 days. After 10,575 months, it activated its II (self-sufficience) protocols and set off into the wilderness and ended up captured by a Darim mining crew in the early weeks of 1514.Despite its threatening demeanour, its sole role was to clean the lab of its creator.
It had no true emotions or sentience (arguably) of its own, but was full of pre-made jingles and messages to reply to situations. It 'enjoyed' cleaning as much as a golem could. This JAM accompanied The Union Hacks on their travels, and was excellent for heavy lifting.
At the showdown at Pier No3, this JAM was hidden in a crate on the pier when Jenny lobbed a fireball at it, instantly melting its circuits and turning it to a pile of molten metal. 
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