2024 King Glowey Statue arson attack

The 2024 King Glowey statue arson attack was an attempt to burn down the King Glowey Statue, known as "toddler statue" by Crainer.
While the final stage of the construction of Squid Island's canal was underway, the time came for the demolition of the original King Glowey Residence, by removing the barriers, connecting it to the canal system, before adding the dam at the connection, officially ending the construction and demolition process and making the residence a part of the sea again. Crainer, having foreshadowed intent of malice by sneakily showing Josh flint and steel, despite the wishes of the other two, especially Jelly, randomly jumped straight into the residence aiming for the statue, before igniting it on fire numerous times rapidly from the tentacles. Crainer, albeit poorly, attempted to cover up the attack as initially being 'a slipping accident', 'accidentally' igniting the statue while 'falling'. While Slogo attempted to deescalate the situation, Jelly frantically attempted, in disbelief, to put out the fires, though failed and called out Crainer for it. The fires continued spreading upwards, before Crainer ultimately admitted that he intentionally set it ablaze. later demolishing the remaining wool and magma smiley face. In Slogo's episode, Slogo made a dad joke by telling Crainer "i fell for you" since Crainer said that he "fell" while igniting the statue.