Tom and Jerry in: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone transcript

== Prologue: Godric's Hallow/The Potter family's House (flashback sequence) ==
Lily and James are right by Baby Harry's crib and Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are standing right by it.
Lily: "Now, Thomas, Jerry, Tuffy,"
James: "try to keep outta trouble,"
Lily: "and make sure Harry's not harmed."
Tom: "Okay,"
Jerry: "we'll do it,"
Tuffy: "we'll keep him safe and secure."
Lily: "Good, then just keep him outta trouble."
Lily and James exit Baby Harry's bedroom and Tom, Jerry and Tuffy look right out the window to see a mysterious dark hooded figure named Lord Voldemort approaching their door step.
Lord Voldemort: "I'll kill off the spare even if it's the last thing I do."
Tom: "Oh my whiskers,"
Jerry: "it's you-know-who,"
Tuffy: "and he's coming right into our house,"
Tom: "we gotta keep Harry safe and secure."
Lord Voldemort enters the Potter family's house.
James: "You're not welcome here, you evil fiend,"
Lily: "and you're not even welcome in our neighborhood town!"
Lord Voldemort walks around upstairs on his way to Baby Harry's bedroom.
James: "Get back here,"
Lily: "you're not getting away with killing off our 1 and only son!"
Lily and James go right upstairs to Harry's bedroom to confront Lord Voldemort and protect Baby Harry as well.
James: (looking right at Tom, Jerry and Tuffy) "Thomas, Jerry, Tuffy,"
Lily: "protect Harry in our absence."
Tom: "Don't worry about it, Mr. and Mrs. Potter,"
Jerry: "we'll do it,"
Tuffy: "you can count on all of us."
Lord Voldemort: "Avada Kedavra."
James: (blocking Lily from the Avada Kedavra curse) "Lily, watch out!"
James is suddenly killed off by the Avada Kedavra curse.
Tom: "No!"
Jerry: "James!"
Tuffy: "This isn't gonna end well."
Lord Voldemort: "Harry Potter's next to go down."
Lily: "No, please, not Harry, not my dear sweet Harry, kill me off instead!"
Lord Voldemort: "Very well then, Lily Potter, Avada Kedavra!"
Lord Voldemort kills off Lily with the Avada Kedavra Curse.
Lord Voldemort tries to kill off Baby Harry, but to no avail, it bounces back and Baby Harry is given a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead.
Lord Voldemort gets weaker and he begins shrinking and his evil spirit travels to the back of another person's head.
[Fire Flames Crackling]
Tom, Jerry and Tuffy see Rubeus Hagrid flying around on Sirius Black's flying motorcycle to rescue Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and Baby Harry from the burning house.
Tom: "Look,"
Jerry: "here comes Hagrid right now!"
Tuffy: "Oh good, he'll save all of us."
Rubeus Hagrid lands right in Baby Harry's bedroom.
Rubeus Hagrid: [Teared Up] "Oh, Lily, oh, James."
Rubeus Hagrid puts Baby Harry in a baby carrying pouch and carries him on Sirius Black's flying motorcycle along with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy and they all fly around on their way to Privett Drive.
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Tom and Jerry in: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
=== Privett Drive ===
Minerva McGonagall who's in her cat form is right by the Dursley family's door step.
Cat Minerva: [Meowing A Bit]
Vernon opens the front door a bit.
Vernon: "Shoo, get outta here, be off with you!"
Cat Minerva walks away from the Dursley family's door step and walks around where Albus Dumbledore's turning on the street lights with his Deluminator.
Albus Dumbledore: "Ah, Minerva, fancy meeting you here."
Minerva McGonagall transfigures back into her original human self.
Minerva McGonagall: "Fancy meeting you here too, Albus, are the rumors true?"
Albus Dumbledore: "I'm afraid so, the good and the bad."
Minerva McGonagall: "And the young boy with the cat and the mice?"
Albus Dumbledore: "Hagrid's bringing them."
Minverva McGonagall: "is it always wise to trust Hagrid with something real important?"
Albus Dumbledore: "Minerva, I always trust Hagrid with my entire life."
Just then, Rubeus Hagrid shows up with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy on Sirius Black's flying motorcycle and they land right where Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are located.
Rubeus Hagrid: "Albus, Minerva,"
Tom: "fancy meeting you here,"
Jerry: "what an evening this is turning out to be,"
Tuffy: "we got here just as fast as we could."
Albus Dumbledore: "Hagrid, is there any problem I trust?
Rubeus Hagrid: "No, kind sir,"
Tom: "Harry fell asleep just as we were all flying over Bristol,"
Tuffy: "but it's best not to wake him up,"
Rubeus Hagrid: "here you go."
Rubeus Hagrid gives Baby Harry who's in the baby blanket over to Albus Dumbledore.
Minerva McGonagall: "Albus, do you think it's really safe to leave him here with these people? I been watching them all day and night, they're the worst kind of muggles imaginable, they really are."
Albus Dumbledore: "They're the only family members he's got."
They stop right by the Dursley family's house and Albus Dumbledore puts Baby Harry right on the door step.
Minerva McGonagall: "This young boy's gonna be popular, there won't be a young child in our universe who doesn't know his name."
Albus Dumbledore: "Exactly right, he's much better growing up away from all of that, 'til he's prepared."
Rubeus Hagrid: [Sniffing, Sobbing And Clearing Throat]
Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are shedding silent tear drops as well.
Albus Dumbledore: "There now, Hagrid, it's not really a proper farewell after all."
Rubeus Hagrid nods his head and Albus Dumbledore takes a letter and places it right on Baby Harry who's at the foot of the front door.
Albus Dumbledore: "Good luck, Harry Potter, and be safe and secure with Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy."
== Scene 1: The Dursley family's house/Harry's closet bedroom. ==
Petunia: [Knocking On Door] "Up, get up, now!"
Young Dudley: [Stomping On Staircase] "Wake up, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, we're going to the zoo!"
Young Dudley: [Laughs A Bit]
Young Harry tries to come right outta his closet bedroom, but Dudley pushes him back inside.
Tom: "Hey,"
Jerry: "no fair,"
Tuffy: "he can't push Harry around like that!"
Cut to the Dursley family's kitchen.......
Petunia: "Oh there he is, the birthday boy."
Vernon: "Happy 11th birthday, Dudley."
Petunia and Young Dudley: [Giggling In Unison]
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy come right into the kitchen.
Petunia: "Harry? Thomas? Jerry? Tuffy? Why don't you just cook our breakfast meals? and try not to burn everything up."
Young Harry: "Yes, Aunt Petunia,"
Tom: "whatever you say."
The 4 of them set right off to work.
Petunia: "We want everything to be perfect on Dudley's super special day."
Vernon: "Hurry up and bring my coffee, boy, and I'm warning you, Thomas, if I ever catch you falling asleep on the job again, you're going out, understand?"
Tom: "Yes, of course I do."
Young Harry: "Yes, Uncle Vernon."
Petunia leads Young Dudley right over to the living room where there's 36 birthday gifts and Dudley stares at them.
Young Dudley: "Mum, Dad, how many are there?"
Vernon: "36, I counted them by myself."
Young Dudley: "36? but last year, I got 37 of them."
Vernon: "Yeah, well, some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year."
Young Dudley: "But I don't care how big they are."
Petunia: "Oh now, come on, come on, this is what we're gonna do, when we go out, we're gonna buy you 2 new birthday gifts, how's that, pumpkin cakes?"
=== Outside the Dursley family's driveway ===
Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are now in their travel cages.
Petunia: "This is gonna be a lovely day at the London Zoo."
Vernon: "Now I'm warning you, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, any crazy business, any at all, and you won't be eating any meals for another week, now get in here."
Young Harry (along with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy) get right into the Dursley family's car and they drive around on their way to the London Zoo.
=== The London Zoo/the reptile house ===
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy, Vernon, Petunia and Young Dudley are looking right at the boa constrictor.
Dudley: "Make him move around!"
Vernon: "Move up!"
Dudley: "Come on, move up!"
Young Harry: "You guys,"
Tom: "he's asleep,"
Jerry: "he doesn't wanna be disturbed,"
Tuffy: "it's very important you know."
Dudley: "He's boring."
Dudley, Vernon and Petunia step away from the boa constrictor.
Young Harry: "Can you hear me? (the boa constrictor nods its head.) it's just that I never spoke to a snake before in my entire life, do you....I mean...do you speak to other people very often? (the boa constrictor shakes its head.) you're from Burma, aren't you? was it real nice there? do you miss your true family? (the boa constrictor turns its head right in the direction of the sign that reads: Bred in Captivity.) oh yeah, I see, that's me as well, I never even knew my parents either."
The now awake boa constrictor has just got Young Dudley's attention, he comes right over to the cage by knocking Young Harry right down to the floor.
Young Dudley: "Mum, Dad, come over here, you won't believe what the snake's doing!"
Tom: "Uh oh,"
Jerry: "I'm sensing trouble around here,"
Tuffy: "this isn't a good situation at all."
Young Dudley puts his hands right on the glass wall and Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy stare at him and the glass wall disappears and Young Dudley falls right in there.
Young Dudley: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The boa constrictor gets right outta the exhibit and stops right by them.
Boa Constrictor: "Thanksssssss a bunch."
Young Harry: "Anytime."
The boa constrictor slithers off.
Young Man: "Wild snake!"
[Crowd Screaming In Fear]
Young Dudley gets right up to get out, but the glass wall comes back and he's now stuck in there.
Young Dudley: [Pounding On Glass Wall] "Mum, Dad, get me outta here!"
Petunia: "Oh my word! Dudley!"
Young Dudley: "Get me outta here!"
Vernon: "How'd you get in there?!?"
Young Harry: [Chuckles A Bit]
Vernon stares at Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy and their smiling faces disappear.
=== Back home at the Dursley family's house ===
Petunia: "It's gonna be alright, Dudley, it's gonna be alright."
Young Dudley and Petunia disappear right around the corner and Young Harry and Vernon enter and Vernon slams the door and shoves Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy right against the wall by taking 1 strand of Young Harry's hair.
Young Harry: "Yowch!"
Vernon: "What happened?!? tell me what happened?!?"
Young Harry: "I swear, Uncle Vernon, I don't know, 1 minute the glass wall was there, then it vanished and it was like pure magic!"
Vernon: (putting Young Harry with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy in his closet bedroom) "There's no such thing as magic or anything in this house."
The scene cuts to some owls flying right by the Dursley family's house and 1 of them drops a letter in the letter box and it flies away.
Owl Number 1: [Hooting Cheerfully]
Young Harry, inside, goes to collect the owl post, he sorts through all of the letters and sees his addressed to him, he goes right into the kitchen, gives Vernon the rest of the mail and walks around the other side of the table and sees his letter.
Vernon: "Ah, Marge is terribly ill, must've eaten a weird tasting whelk."
Young Dudley: (seeing Young Harry's letter and grabbing it) "Mum, Dad, look, Harry's got a letter!"
Young Harry: "Hey, give it back to me, it's mine!"
Vernon: [Chuckles A Bit] "Yours? who'd be writing to you, boy?"
The Dursley family and Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy come around to look right at the address and there's a broken seal on the letter and they all look up.
Young Harry: [Gulps Nervously]
Cut back to outside where another owl flies by with another letter and drops it off in the letter box. Back inside, Vernon grabs a handful of letters and tears them up.
In his closet bedroom, Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are wondering what's going on.
[Drill Whirring]
Vernon: "No more mail going right through this letter box."
Back outside, Vernon and Petunia appear and Vernon's about to drive off to work.
Petunia: "Have a lovely day at work in the office, my dear."
Petunia stops and looks at a bunch of owls on the line.
Vernon: "Shoo, go on, get outta here, shoo!"
Back inside, Vernon's tossing the letters right into the fireplace and Young Harry comes right around the corner and Vernon smiles evilly at him and tosses more in the fireplace.
=== The Dursley family's living room ===
Dudley, Vernon and Petunia are sitting around and Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are serving snicker doodle cookies to them.
Vernon: "Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week, why's that, Dudley?"
Young Dudley shrugs his shoulders.
Young Harry: "'Because there's no post on Sundays."
Vernon: "Right you are, Harry, no post on Sundays, ha. no blasted letters today, no sir, not 1 blasted miserable-"
Harry: Huh?
[Rumbling Sounds]
Young Dudley: "Make it stop!"
Young Dudley jumps right into Petunia's lap.
Vernon: "Stop it!"
Young Dudley, Vernon and Petunia: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vernon: "Get away! AAAAAAAAAAH!"
Dudley: "What's going on?!? tell me what's happening!"
Young Harry jumps right onto the coffee table to grab a letter, he gets 1 and begins running away, Vernon jumps right up as well.
Vernon: "Give me that, give me that letter!"
Vernon chases Young Harry around and grabs him right before Young Harry gets right into his closet bedroom.
Young Harry: "Get off! AAAAAAAH!"
Vernon: AAAAAAH!
Young Harry: "They're my letters! Let go of me!"
Vernon: "That's it, we're going away. Far away, where they can't find us!"
Dudley: "Dad's gone mad, hasn't he?"
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy nod their heads in agreement.
=== The house on the rock island ===
The Dursley family members are sleeping with Young Harry on the cold dirt floor and Young Harry just drew a picture of a birthday cake that reads: Happy 11th birthday, Harry on it and Young Harry looks right at Young Dudley's watch that says 12:00 PM on it.
Young Harry: "Make a wish, Harry."
Young Harry: [Blows On Birthday Cake Drawing]
[Loud Thumping Sound]
Young Harry and Young Dudley jump right up and back away.
Petunia and Vernon show up and Vernon's got a hunter's gun in his right hand.
The door cracks open and Rubeus Hagrid shows up right in front of them.
Vernon: "Who's there? AAAAAAAH!"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Sorry 'bout that."
Rubeus Hagrid puts the door back up.
Vernon: "I demand that you leave at once, sir. You're breaking and entering."
Petunia: "Ohhh....."
Rubeus Hagrid comes right up to Vernon and grabs the hunter gun and bends it upwards.
Rubeus Hagrid: "Dry up, Dursley, you big prune."
[Gunshot Sounds]
Young Dudley, Vernon and Petunia: AAAAAAAH!
Rubeus Hagrid: (seeing Young Dudley and mistaking him for Young Harry) "I haven't seen you ever since you were a baby boy, Harry, but you're a bit more along than I would've expected."
Young Dudley: "But I'm not Harry, he's Harry."
Young Harry shows up right in front of them.
Young Harry: "He's right, I am."
Rubeus Hagrid: "Oh well, of course you are, I got something for you, Harry, 'fraid I might've sat on it at some point, I imagine that it'll taste just perfectly fine, just the exact same, baked it myself, (he hands harry the birthday cake that reads Happy 11th birthday, Harry on it.) words and all, [Chuckles A Bit]."
Young Harry: "Thanks a bunch."
Rubeus Hagrid: "It's not every single day that somebody turns 11, now is it?"
Rubeus Hagrid sits right down on the sofa, takes out his pink umbrella and points it right at the empty fireplace and the fire flames appear in it.
The Dursley family gapes at it.
Young Harry: (putting his birthday cakes right down on the table.) "Excuse me, but who are you?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, of course you, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy will know everything about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry."
Young Harry: "Sorry, but no,"
Tom: "me neither."
Rubeus Hagrid: "No? blimey, Harry, didn't you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned all of it?"
Young Harry: "Learned what, Hagrid?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "You're a powerful wizard, Harry."
Young Harry: "I'm a what?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "A powerful wizard, and a thumping good 1 at that, I'd wager, once you train up a bit."
Young Harry: "No, you must've made 1 mistake, I can't be a powerful wizard, I mean, I'm just Harry."
Rubeus Hagrid: "Well, just Harry, did you ever make everything happen? anything you couldn't explain when you were angry and upset or terrified?"
Young Dudley: [Whimpering In Fear]
Rubeus Hagrid gives Young Harry the exact same letter that's been sent in the past while Young Harry opens it and reads it.
Young Harry: Dear Mr. Potter,
we're pleased to inform you that you've been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Vernon: "He won't be going, I tell you, we swore when we took him in, we'd put a stop to this rubbish!"
Young Harry: "You knew? you knew all along and you never told me?"
Petunia: "Of course we knew, my perfect older sister being who she was, oh, my parents were real proud on the day she got her letter, we have a witch in the family, isn't it wonderful? I was just the only 1 to see her for what she really was, a freak show, then she met that young Potter, then she had you, and I knew you'd be just the exact same, just as peculiar, just as crazy, and if you please, she went and got herself blown up and we got landed with you."
Young Harry: "Blown up? you were telling me that my parents died in a car crash."
Rubeus Hagrid: "A car crash? a car crash killed Lily and James Potter?"
Petunia: "We had to tell him something ."
Rubeus Hagrid: "It's an outrage, it's a scandal."
Vernon: "He'll not be going!"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself is gonna stop him, are you?"
Young Harry: "Muggle?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Non-magic folk, this boy's got his name down ever since he was born in this universe, he's going to the most wonderful school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world, and he'll be under the greatest headmaster that Hogwarts has always seen: Albus Dumbledore."
Vernon: "I will not pay for some crack-pot old fool teach him magic tricks!"
Rubeus Hagrid: (pointing his pink umbrella at Vernon) "Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me."
Rubeus Hagrid sees Young Dudley eating some of Young Harry's birthday cake and points his pink umbrella at his behind and a bright pink tail grows.
Young Dudley: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vernon and Petunia: AAAAAAAAAH!
Vernon and Petunia chase Young Dudley around.
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy: [Chuckling In Unison]
Rubeus Hagrid: "Oh, uh, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anybody at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry about that, strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to use magic around here."
Young Harry: "Okay,"
Tom: "we understand that."
Rubeus Hagrid: (checking the clock on the wall) "Oh, we're a bit behind schedule, we'd better be off, unless of course you guys would rather stay."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy nod their heads in agreement.
=== The Streets of London, England ===
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and Rubeus Hagrid are walking around.
Young Harry: "All students must be equipped with 1 standard size, 2 pewter cauldron and can bring if they desire either an owl, a cat or a toad, can we find all of this in London?"
Jerry: "Can we?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "If you guys know where to go."
They all go right over to a corner store and enter the Leaky Cauldron.
=== Inside the Leaky Cauldron ===
Tom the Inkeeper: "Ah, Hagrid, the usual I presume?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "No thanks, Tom, I'm on Hogwarts duty today, just helping Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy here buy their school supplies."
Tom: "Hey, the inkeeper's got the exact same name as me."
Tuffy: "He certainly does."
Tom the Inkeeper: "Why bless my soul, it's Harry Potter and his cat and mice companions."
The entire pub goes silent and a young man comes up and shakes Young Harry's right hand.
Young Man: "Welcome back to our universe, Mr. Potter, welcome back to our universe."
Doris Crockford comes right up and shakes Young Harry's right hand as well.
Doris Crockford: "I'm Doris, Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter, I can't believe I'm finally meeting you at last."
Quirnius Quirrel appears right in front of them.
Quirnius Quirrel: "Harry P-Potter, c-can't tell you how pleased I am to meet you."
Rubeus Hagrid: "Hello, Professor, didn't even see you there, Harry, Thomas, Jerry, Tuffy, this is Professor Quirrell, he'll be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."
Young Harry: "Oh, how are you?"
Young Harry reaches out his right hand and Quirnius Quirrel refuses.
Quirnius Quirrel: "F-Fearfully fascinating subject, n-not that you need it, r-right, Potter?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Yes, of course, well, we must be going right now, lots of things to buy."
Young Harry: "Bye,"
Tom: "see you later."
They all go right into a back room winery right in front of a brick wall.
Rubeus Hagrid: "See, Harry, you're famous."
Young Harry: "But why am I famous?"
Tom: "all of those people back there,"
Jerry: "how is it that they know who he is?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "I'm not exactly sure if I'm the right person to tell you guys that."
Rubeus Hagrid taps on the brick wall clockwise with his pink umbrella and the blocks shift and open up to reveal a super busy city town.
=== Diagon Alley ===
Rubeus Hagrid: "Welcome, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy to Diagon Alley."
[Owl Screeching In Distance]
Rubeus Hagrid: "Here's where you'll all get your quills and ink, and over there's all your bits and bobs for doing your wizardry work."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are amazed just as they continue walking around.
The camera zooms in on a broom store where a group of young boys are crowded around a shiny looking broom.
Young Boy: "It's a world class racing broom, the Nimbus 2000, the fastest model yet."
Young Harry: "But, Hagrid, how are Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and I are supposed to pay for all this? we haven't got any money."
Rubeus Hagrid: "Well there's your cash, Harry, (he points right at a tall, white, marble building: Gringotts Bank] Gringotts Bank, ain't no place safer, 'cept perhaps Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
=== Inside Gringotts Bank ===
Young Harry: "Uh, Hagrid?"
Tom: "what exactly are those things?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "They're goblins, Harry, clever as they can be, goblins, but not the most kid friendly of critters, best stay closer to me. (Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy stick closer to him.
Rubeus Hagrid: [Clears Throat] 
They all apporach approach a counter with a goblin in it
Rubeus Hagrid: "Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy wish to make a withdrawal."
Goblin Number 1: (looking up from his hard work) "And does Mr. Potter have his key with him?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Oh, wait just 1 minute, it's in here someplace, oh, here's the little sneaker, oh, and there's something as well, Professor Dumbledore gave me this, it's about you-know-what in vault you-know which." 
Rubeus Hagrid gives Goblin Number 1 the letter wrapped in string.
Goblin Number 1: "Very well then."
Tom: "This is it,"
Jerry: "this is it,"
Tuffy: "this is working perfectly."
Cut to the 5 of them racing around the depth caverns in a cart like structure and the cart stops and Griphook shows up right in front of them.
Griphook: "Vault 687, lamp light, please."
Rubeus Hagrid gives Griphook the lamp light and he walks right over to vault 687.
Griphook: "Key, please."
Rubeus Hagrid gives Griphook the key and Griphook unlocks vault 687.
The entire room's filled with lots of golden coins and Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are incredibly amazed when they see all of them.
Rubeus Hagrid: "Well I didn't think your mum and dad would leave you with nothing, now did you?"
They all continue on right through the cavern.
Griphook: "Vault 713."
Young Harry: "Hagrid, what's in there?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "I can't tell you or Thomas or Jerry or Tuffy, Harry, it's Hogwarts business, very secret indeed."
Griphook: "Stand back, everybody."
Griphook slides his right pointer finger right down the door.
[Clanking Sounds]
The vault opens up to expose 1 little white stone package and Rubeus Hagrid hurries in and scoops it up and the creepy light it was shining with disappears.
Rubeus Hagrid: "It's best not to mention this to anybody, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy."
Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy nod their heads in agreement.
=== Back outside the Diagon Alley streets ===
The 5 of them are still walking around.
Harry: "I still need a wand."
Tom: "So do Jerry, Tuffy and I."
Rubeus Hagrid: "Wands? well you guys will want Ollivanders, no place much better, run along there, but wait, I just got 1 more thing I gotta do, it won't be long then."
=== Ollivander's ===
Young Harry: "Hello?"
Tuffy: "is anybody there?"
[Loud Thunk]
Garrick Ollivander shows up right in front of them.
Garrick Ollivander: "I was wondering when I'd be seeing you, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, Mr. Potter, it seems that only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their 1st powerful wands, (he picks up 1 of the wands.) oh, here we are, (Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy hold them in their hands, but they just stand there.) well, give them good waves."
Young Harry: "Oh,"
Tom: "yeah,"
Jerry: "right."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy wave the wands and all of the shelves come crashing down. 
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy jump nervously and put the wands back on the counter.
Garrick Ollivander: "Apparently not, (he gets 4 more wands.) maybe these, (Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy wave the wands at a vase which completely blows apart.) no, no, definitely not, no matter, (he gets out 4 more wands) now I wonder, (he gives the wands to Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy and they begin glowing right under them.) curious, real curious."
Young Harry: "We're terribly sorry,"
Tom: "but what exactly do you mean by curious?"
Garrick Ollivander: "I remember every single wand I sold, Mr. Potter, it just so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand gave 1 other feather, just 1, it's curious that you should be destined for this powerful wand when its owner gave you that scar on your forehead."
Young Harry: "And who owned that powerful wand?"
Garrick Ollivander: "Oh we don't speak his name, the powerful wand chooses the powerful wizard, Mr. Potter, it's not always clear why, but I think it's clear that we can expect good things from you, after all, He-Who-Must-Never-Be-Named did great things, terrible and horrible, but great indeed."
Garrick Ollivander gives Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy their wands.
[Knock On Door]
Rubeus Hagrid: "Harry? Harry? happy 11th birthday."
There's a snowy owl named Hedwig in her cage.
Hedwig: [Hooting In Reply]
=== The canteen ===
Rubeus Hagrid: "Are you guys alright? you all seem real quiet."
Young Harry: "He killed my parents, didn't he? the 1 who gave me this, you know, Hagrid, we know you do."
Tom, Jerry and Tuffy nod their heads in agreement.
Rubeus Hagrid: [Sighs Heavilly] "1st of all and understand this, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, 'cause it's real important, not all wizards and witches are good, some of them go real bad, a couple of years ago, there was 1 powerful wizard who went real bad as you can go, and his named was V...."
Young Harry: "Maybe if you just wrote it down."
Rubeus Hagrid: "No, I can't even spell it, alright, Voldemort."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy: "Voldemort?" 
Rubeus Hagrid: "Shh, it was dark times, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, dark times."
Flashback sequence.....
Rubeus Hagrid: (narrating) Voldemort began gathering up some followers, brought them over to the dark side, anybody who stood up to him ended up deceased, your parents fought against him, but nobody ever lived when he decided to kill them off, nobody, not 1 of them, except you, Harry."
End flashback sequence......
Young Harry: "Me? Voldemort tried to kill me off?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Yes, of course, that ain't no ordinary scar on your forehead, a mark like that only comes from being touched by a powerful curse and an evil curse at that."
Young Harry: "But whatever happened to You-Know-Who?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Some say he died, codswallop in my opinion, no, I reckon he's out there, still, too tired to go on, but 1 thing's absolutely certain, something about you caught him that night, that's why you're popular, . that's why everbody knows your name, you're the boy who lived, Harry."
=== The London Train Station ===
Young Harry (with the cart and Hedwig in her cage), Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and Rubeus Hagrid are walking around on a bridge and a couple looks right at them.
Rubeus Hagrid: "What are you looking at? (he looks right at his watch.) blimey, is that the time already? sorry 'bout that,  I'm gonna need to leave you 4, Professor Dumbledore will be wanting his...well, he'll be wanting to see me, now, uh, your train leaves in about 10 minutes, here are your tickets, stick to them,  it's real important, stick to your tickets."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy look right at their golden tickets.
Young Harry: "Platform 9 ¾?" but, Hagrid," 
Tom: "there must be some sort of mistake,"
Jerry: "this says Platform 9 ¾," 
Tuffy: "there's no such thing, is there?"
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy look up and Rubeus Hagrid has gone off someplace and they walk around right down the lane between 2 trains and a young man rushes by.
Young Man: "Sorry."
Young Harry: "Excuse us, excuse us."
Train Master: (speaking to a young woman and her 12 year old son) "Right to your left, ma'am."
Young Harry: "Excuse us, kind sir, can you tell us where we might find Platform 9 ¾?"
Train Master: 9 ¾? think you're being funny, do you?"
A young woman, a young daughter and 4 young boys walk around by pushing their carts.
Molly I: "It's the exact same year after year, always filled with muggles, of course."
Young Harry: "Muggles?"
Molly I: "Come on, Platform 9 ¾, this way, okay, Percy, you go 1st."
Percy comes frontwards and races right towards the brick pillar and disappears right into it and Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are amazed by it.
Molly I (looking right at George): "Okay, Fred, you're next."
George: "Mum, he's not Fred, I am!"
Fred: "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother!"
Molly I: "Oh, sorry, George."
Fred: "I'm only joking, I am Fred."
Fred races right through the brick pillar and George follows him around.
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy shake their heads in disbelief.
Young Harry: "Excuse us, ma'am, could you tell us how to-"
Molly I: "How to get right on the platform? Not to worry about it, my dears, it's Ron's 1st time at Hogwarts as well, (the camera zooms in on Young Ron who smiles at Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy.) now all you need to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, it's best to do it at a bit of speed if you get nervous."
Young Ginny: "Good luck, you 4."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy take some deep breaths and race right up to the brick pillar, they close their eyes and emerge right on the other side a super incredible station with a red train and lots of people.
[Train Whistle Blowing]
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy: [Sighing In Relief]
The Hogwarts Express is travelling right through an unknown country. 
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are sitting in their compartment and Young Ron shows up.
Young Ron: "Excuse me, do you guys mind? everywhere else is full."
Young Harry: "Not at all,"
Tom: "we don't mind at all."
Young Ron: (sitting right across from Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy) "I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley, who are you guys?"
Young Harry: "I'm Harry, Harry Potter, and this is Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy."
Young Ron: "So-so it's true? I mean, do you really have the-"
Young Harry: "The what?"
Young Ron: "The scar?"
Young Harry: "Oh yeah."
Young Harry reveals his lightning bolt scar to Young Ron.
Young Ron: "Wicked."
A trolley comes right by the compartment full of candy snacks.
Trolley Witch: "Anything from the trolly, dears?"
Young Ron: "No thanks, I'm all set."
Young Harry: (pulling out some coins) "We'll take the lot."
Young Ron: "Whoa!"
Young Harry, Young Ron, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are enjoying the candy snacks.
Young Ron's pet rat, Scabbers is perched on Young Ron's right knee cap and a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans is right over his head.
Young Harry: "Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans?"
Young Ron: "They mean every single flavor, there's chocolate, peppermint, there's also spinach, liver and tripe, George swore that he got a bogey flavored 1 once."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy take the weird tasting beans that they were chewing right outta their mouths.
Young Harry: (picking up a gold and blue package) "These aren't real frogs, are they?"
Young Ron: "It's just a spell, besides, it's the cards that you want, each pack's got a famous witch or wizard, I got about 500 meself."
Chocolate Frog: [Croaking]
The chocolate frog jumps right onto the window and climbs right up then leaps right out the window, disappearing.
Young Ron: "Oh that's real rotten luck, they only got 1 good jump in them to begin with."
Young Harry: "I got Dumbledore!"
Young Ron: "I got about 6 of him."
Young Harry: "Hey, he's gone."
Young Ron: "Well you can't always expect him to hang around all day, can you? [Scabbers Squeaking] this is Scabbers, by the way, pathetic, isn't he?"
Young Harry: "Just a little bit."
Young Ron: "Fred gave me a spell as if to turn him yellow, wanna see it?"
Young Harry: "Yes, of course,"
Tuffy: "go ahead."
Young Ron: [Clears Throat] "Sun-"
Young Hermione shows up at the doorway.
Young Hermione: "Has anybody seen a toad named Trevor? a young boy named Neville's lost him someplace."
Young Ron: "No, of course not."
Young Hermione: "Oh, are you doing some magic? let's see then."
Young Ron: [Clears Throat Again] "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this crazy fat rat yellow!"
[Zap!]
Nothing happens and Young Ron shrugs his shoulders.
Young Hermione: "Are you sure that's a real powerful spell? well it's not that good, is it? of course I only tried a few simple powerful spells myself and they all worked out for me, for example, (she goes right over and sits right across from Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy, Young Harry points his right hand at his glasses and tenses.) oculus reparo, (the glasses are now repaired and Harry takes them off in amazemen.) that's better, isn't it? holy cricket, you're Harry Potter, and these must be your companions: Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, I'm Hermione Granger, and you are"
Young Ron: "Um, Ron Weasley."
Young Hermione: "Pleasure, you 5 better change into your robes, I expect we'll all be arriving soon, (she gets right up and leaves, then she comes right back and looks right at Young Ron.) you got dirt on your nose by the way, did you know that? just there." 
Young Ron scratches his nose in embarrassment.
Transitions to darkness, the Hogwarts Express blows its train whistle and pulls right into an outdoor station and Rubeus Hagrid walks right along the side aisle with a lantern in his right hand. Other People begin pouring right outta the train.
Rubeus Hagrid: "Alright then, 1st year, this way, please, come on now, don't be shy and nervous, come on now, hurry up."
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and Young Ron walk right up to where Rubeus Hagrid's standing.
Rubeus Hagrid: "Hello there." .
Young Harry: "Hey there, Hagrid."
Tom: "Hello there."
Young Ron: "Whoaa!"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Alight then, this way ter the boats, come on now, follow me."
The soon to be Hogwarts students along with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are now in the row boats.
Young Ron: "Wicked awesome."
=== Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ===
Minverva McGonagall's waiting and she taps her fingers on the stone railing and goes right to the top of the staircase to greet the newcomers.
Minerva McGonagall: "Welcome to Hogwarts, now in a few minutes, you'll pass right through these doors and join your classmates, but right before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses, there's Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin, now while you are here, your house will be like your family, your triumphs will earn you house points, any rule breaking, and you'll lose points, at the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup
Young Neville, a terrified looking boy, spots his pet toad, Trevor, sitting right near Minerva McGonagall. He jumps frontwards.
Young Neville: "Trevor! {Minverva McGonagall stares right down at him.} Sorry." 
Tom: "Boy, I do feel terribly sorry for Neville."
Jerry: "So do I."
Tuffy: "Me too."
Minverva McGonagall: "The sorting ceremony will begin momentarily." 
Minverva McGonagall leaves on her way to the great hall.
Young Draco: "It's true then, what they're saying on a train, Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, this is Crabbe, and Goyle, and I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy, you think my name's hilarious, don't you? no need to ask yours, red hair, and a hand me down robe? you must be a Weasley, we'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter, you dont wanna go making friends with the wrong sort, I can help you there." 
Young Harry: "I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself you know."
Tom: "Yeah right,"
Tuffy: "leave Harry outta your situations."
Young Draco stares at Young Harry, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and the others and Minerva McGonagall returns and smacks him on his right shoulder with a folded paper and he retreats with 1 final stare.
Minvera McGonagall: "We're prepared for you right now."
Minverva McGonagall leads them right through 2 large doors and right into the great hall where there are 4 long tables with many other students as well as floating candles and the roof appears to be the evening skies..
Young Hermione: "It's not even real, the ceiling, it's just bewitched to look just like the evening skies, I read about it in Hogwarts History."
Minerva McGonagall: "Alright, will you all wait along here, please? now right before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words to all of us."
Albus Dumbledore rises right up from the main table.
Albus Dumbledore: "I really do have a few start of term notices I wish to announce: the 1st year students, please note that the Forbidden Forest is strictly forbidden to all students, also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch (he points right at a ragged old man with his cat named Mrs. Norris.) has asked me to remind you that the 3rd floor corridor on the right hand side is outta bounds to everybody who doesn't wish to pass away in a most painful death, thanks a bunch."
Minerva McGonagall: "Now when I call your name, you'll come forth, I'll place the sorting hat on your head and you'll be sorted into your houses: Hermione Granger,"
Young Hermione: "Oh no, okay, relax, stay calm."
Young Hermione goes right up to the Sorting Hat.
Young Ron: "Mental that 1, I'm telling you guys."
Young Harry nods his head in agreement.
Jerry: "Don't ever say that in front her like that."
Sorting Hat: "Ah, right then, hmm, right, okay, Gryffindor."
[Crowd Cheering Wildly]
Young Hermione jumps right off with 1 smiling face.
Minerva McGonagall: "Draco Malfoy,"
Young Draco goes right up proudly, the Sorting Hhat nearly freaks right before touching down on Young Draco's head.
Sorting Hat: "Slytherin."
Young Ron: "There isn't even 1 single witch or wizard who went bad who wasnt even in Slytherin.
Minverva McGonagall: "Susan Bones," 
Young Susan goes right up.
Young Harry looks around and spots a dark haired pale teacher named Severus Snape who's looking at him and his scar's hurting badly.
Young Harry: "Ahh!" 
Young Harry puts his right hand on his forehead.
Young Ron: "Harry, what's going on?
Young Harry: "Nothing, Ron, it's nothing, I'm just fine."
Sorting Hat: "Let's see, I know, Hufflepuff."
Minerva McGonagall: "Ronald Weasley,"
Young Ron: [Gulps Nervously] 
Young Ron walks right up and he sits right down and the Sorting Hat's put on his head.
Sorting Hat: "Ah, another Weasley, I know just what to do with you: Gryffindor."
Young Ron: [Sighs Heavilly]
[Crowd Cheering Wildly Again]
Minverva McGonagall: "Harry Potter,"
Everything goes silent and Young Harry walks right up and sits right down.
Sorting Hat: "Hmm, a bit difficult, not too difficult, plenty of courage and bravery I see, not a bad mind, either, there's talent, oh yeah, and a thirst to prove yoursef, but where to put you?"
Young Harry: "Not Slytherin, anything but Slytherin."
Sorting Hat: "Not Slytherin, right? are you sure about it? you could be great, you know, its all here inside your mind, and Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness, there's no doubt about that, no? well if you're pretty sure about it, better be Gryffindor."
[Crowd Cheering Wildly Once Again]
YoungHarry goes right over to the Gryffindor table.
Young Fred and Young George are also there.
Young Fred: "We got Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy, we got Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy!"
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy sit right down.
Minerva McGonagall: [Ringing On Cup] "Your attention, please, everybody."
Albus Dumbledore: "Let the feast begin."
The good Food magically appears on all of the tables and the great hall's filled up with chatter.
Young Harry: "Oh wow."
Young Draco looks at all of the good food and raises his eyebrows and digs in.
Young Ron stuffs his face.
Young Seamus: "I'm half and half, my dad's a Muggle, Mum's a witch, bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out."
Young Neville: [Chuckles A Bit]
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are sitting right next to Percy..
Young Harry: "Say, Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?"
Percy: "Oh that's Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house."
Young Harry: "What does he teach?"
Percy: "Potions, but everybody knows it's the dark arts he fancies, he's been after Quirrell's job for years."
Young Ron, having just finished a chicken wing, reaches into the bowl for more and Sir Nicholas pops right out.
Young Ron: "AAAAAAAH!"
Sir Nicholas: "Hello there, how are you? welcome to Gryffindor."
Numerous ghost figures come pouring right from the walls and sailing along.
Hufflepuff ghost: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Ravenclaw Girl: "Look, the Bloody Baron!"
Percy: "Hello there, Sir Nicholas, have a nice summer?"
Sir Nicholas: "Dismal, once again, my request to join the headless hunt has been denied."
Sir Nicholas begins leaving.
Young Ron: "Hey, I remember you, you're Nearly Headless Nick."
Sir Nicholas: "I prefer to be called Sir Nicholas if you don't mind."
Young Hermione: "Nearly headless? but how can you be nearly headless?"
Sir Nicholas: "Like this." 
Sir Nicholas grabs his head and pulls it right to the side and his head is hanging right on just by a thread.
Ron: "AAAAAAH!"
Hermione: "Eugh."
=== Back up on the stair cases ===
Percy: "Okay, Gryffindors, follow me, please, keep up, thanks a bunch."
Ravenclaw Boy: "Ravenclaws, this way, please."
The staircases are moving around and the students continue walking around.
Percy: "Keep up with me, please, and follow me, quickly now, come on, come on."
Young Neville: "Look, Seamus, that portrait's moving around."
Young Ron: "Look at this 1, Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy."
Young Harry: "I think she just fancies you."
Tuffy: "Agreed here."
Young Ravenclaw Girl Student: "Oh look, look, who's that young girl?"
Young Man in Painting: "Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Young Hufflepuff Girl: "Who's that?"
=== Approaching the Gryffindor dorm rooms ===
Fat Lady: "Password?"
Percy: "Caput Draconus."
The Fat Lady nods her head in agreement and the painting opens up to reveal a super big gape in the walls.
Percy: "Follow me, everybody, keep up the pace, hurry up, come on."
Young Gryffindor Girl: "Oh wow."
=== The Gryffindor Common Room ===
Percy: "Gather 'round here with me, welcome to the Gryffindor Common Room. Boys' dormitories upstairs and down to your left, girls, the same on your right, you'll find all your belongings have already been brought up."
It's now midnight and Young Ron, Percy, Young Fred, Young George, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are asleep and Young Harry's in his pajamas and staring right out the window with Hedwig.
Young Harry: [Sighs Heavily]
The very next morning, Young Harry, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and Young Ron are running around right through the stone halls to their 1st class and the 5 of them rush in. In the class, a tabby cat/Minerva McGonagall is sitting right on Minerva McGonagall's desk.
Young Ron: "We made it, can you imagine the look on Professor McGonagall's face if we were late?"
Minerva McGonagall transfigures back into her original self.
Young Ron: "Wow, that was bloody brilliant."
Minerva McGonagall: "Thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley, maybe if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter, Thomas, Jerry, Tuffy and yourself into a pocket watch, maybe 1 of you would be right on time."
Young Harry: "But we got lost,"
Tom: "and it's not our entire fault."
Minerva McGonagall: "Then perhaps a map? I trust that you don't need 1 to find your seats."
=== Severus Snape's potions class ===
The Hogwarts students are chattering and sitting right near the steaming cauldrons then the door slams right open and Severus Snape comes walking right in here.
Severus Snape: "There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class, as such, I don't expect many of you to enjoy the subtle science and exact art that's potion making, but however, for those select a few of them (he looks right at Young Draco who smiles at him.), who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses, I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper (Young Draco looks on.) in death, (Young Draco raises his eyebrows.) (Severus Snape sees Young Harry writing this down in his view, but not paying close attention.) then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession so formidable that you might feel confidant enough to not pay attention."
Young Hermione nudges Young Harry in the ribs and Young Harry looks right up.
Jerry and Tuffy are awake, but Tom's falling asleep.
Tom: [Snoring Lightly]
Snape: ."Mr. Potter, and his 3 critter friends, our new celebrity, tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? (Young Hermione's right hand skyrockets.  Young Harry shrugs his shoulders.) you don't know? well let's try again, where exactly would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?" (Young Hermione's right hand shoots right up again.)
Young Harry: "I don't know, kind sir."
Severus Snape: "And what's the difference between Monkshood and Wolfsbane?"
Young Harry: I don't know, kind sir.
Severus Snape: "Pity, clearly, fame isn't not everything, is it, Mr. Potter?"
Tom: [Snoring Lightly]
Jerry: "Tom, wake up,"
Tuffy: "I think Professor Snape here, is gaining up on you."
Severus Snape (off screen): "Thomas!"
Tom wakes up, startled.
Tom: [Chuckling Sheepishly]
Severus: "Try to keep in mind that falling asleep in this classroom during potion lessons will cost Gryffindor house points, you lazy old cat."
=== Back in the great hall/mid-day ===
The students are working on their homework.
Tom: "Man, that Snape dude's super strict but creepy, but the way he was looking right at me, he gave me the chills right down the back of my spine."
Jerry: "Tell me about it."
Young Seamus is trying to put a powerful spell on a drinking glass.
Young Seamus: "Eye of a rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." (He looks right into the drinking glass and shakes his head.) "Eye of a rabbit, harp string hum..."
Young Harry: "What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?"
Tom: "Yeah, what's he trying to do around here?"
Young Ron: "Turn it to rum, he actually managed a weak tea yesterday before."
[Zapoof!]
The drinking glass explodes.
[Students Laughing A Bit]
The owls begin coming right into the hallway from the rafters above.
Young Ron: "Ah. Mail's here."
The owls drop the letters and parcels to the students
Young Harry: "Can I borrow this? [Ron shrugs] Thanks.
Young Neville opens his parcel to find a clear glass ball
Young Dean: "Hey, look. Neville's got a Remembrall."
Young Hermione: "I've read about those, when the smoke turns red, it means you've forgotten something."
Young Neville: "The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten."
Young Harry: "Hey, Ron. Someone broke into Gringotts. Listen, believed to be the work of dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts goblins ecnoliging the breech, insisted nothing was taken, the vault in question number 713, had in fact been emptied earlier that very same day. That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and I went to."
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