Bras

A confused man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's Depaortment store. Puzzled, he walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "My wife sent me to your department for a Jewish bra, size 34C, and said that you would understand."
"Hmm," said the clerk thoughtfully. "It's been a long time since anyone asked me for a Jewish bra. Usually people ask me for a Catholic bra, a Salvation Army bra, or a Presbyterian bra."
Still confused, the man asked: "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "Well, the Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the downfallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps everything firm and upright."
"Then what does a Jewish bra do?"
"A Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills."
Category:Sexual
Category:Religious Humor