The Narrative War I

The First Narrative War is a prophecy that details a War that was created because people got overlay bored with everything, thanks to Breakfast Man making the best Film ever made. 
==Background==
The Bird that Believes started a bit of a controversy when it told the press that legendary film-maker Breakfast Man will make the greatest film ever made in the future, better then every other story ever made in history, everything else will look terrible by comparison witch will start a downwards spiral of people feeling anticlimactic, effectively making media as a hole obsolete and starting the First Narrative War.
When asked by New-Head Johnng K'Less about why The Bird that Believes would reveal such a important and dark detail about the future, it replied with "Because my favorite chip shop was out of chicken and mushroom pies and I was in a bad mood" before having a massive migraine. 
==Conflict==
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==Aftermath==
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Category:Wars
Category:Prophecies