Banana

Bananas are those long, thin, yellow fruits with a bend in the middle that Minions taste like. They are often seen as the symbol of randomness (aside from the Potato), and have been predicted to take over the world. Always bring a banana to a party, bananas are good! 
==Uses==
Bananas have very many entertaining uses, here is a list of them:
*Throwing at people
*Force-feeding young children
*Sticking googly eyes to and scaring people with them.
*Using a string to turn into nun-chuks
*Using as a phone
*Using as a gun
*Playing practical jokes with
*Making animations about
*Slip on
==Publicity==
Bananas have been featured in many videos, one of them would be My Spoon Is Too Big on YouTube (Look it up). Often these bananas will be saying something along the lines of "I'm a banana!" suggesting that they underestimate the intelligence of other people. A prime example of one is the Dancing Banana.
==Tin-Banana-Tu==
The Tin-Banana-Tu is a rare type of banana that grows in Africa. It is infamous for having the foulest taste of any banana. People still eat these, however, for their nectar is the only cure for Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo disease. But like other medicine, you can overdose on Tin-Banana-Tues.
==Warnings==
thumb|right|335 px|See what I mean about those banana cars? (The other King K. Rool was brought to life by the blue fairy that gave life to Pinocchio.)
Bananas have occasionally been predicted to one day take over the world, so to prepare for this I suggest we do the following to get on their good side:
*Worship them
*Admire them
*Praise them
*Flatter them
*Make movies about them
*Dress up in banana costumes
*Remake all of the famous classics (Shakespeare, Gulliver's Travels, etc.) using bananas
*Don't make cars out of them or they might kill your leader
*Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, eat them. That would be considered cannibalism
The Simpsons will be on the bananas good side, because they're all yellow. Bananas like yellow. I suggest if you want to be on the banana's good side you paint yourself yellow. Also, don't think you can get on their good side by yelling out I LOVE BANNANAS!!! bc u might break their ear drums so dont even try. the only way to get on their good side is to:
#Once again, paint yourself yellow
#Eat fungus, the natural enemy of bananas
#Watch barney and friends once a day to ensure that u know the importance of their favorite show.
#They are poisonous, don't eat
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