Horseman

Horseman used to be a recurring character in the Greasy Tales universe during its Newgrounds era. He's notible for his hit TV show, The Horseman Show and his reputation as a popculture firestarter. He's voiced by Chris Voigt.
== Design ==
Horseman is a buff pale skinned guy with the head of a black horse, resembling a chess knight figure. He wears a white shirt with his own face on it, black briefs, white gloves, white boots and a cape of the same colour.
== Personality ==
Horseman is over-the top serious and dramatic. He's fond of wordplays and grandiose hand gestures. He has an off-beat speech pattern
== Battle Strenghts & Weaknesses ==
=== Superhero Abilities ===
==== Flying & Super Speed Punches ====
Horseman posesses the abilities of Superman: he's able to fly and throw punches in a fast fashion.
==== Super Ultra Squid Cannon ====
Horseman can throw squids at lightwave speed to do offensive damage.
==== Hip Thrust Energizing ====
It's theorized that his Hip Thrust movements build up stamina for later use in battles.
== Appearances ==
==== Horseman: Newsreader (2005) ====
As the first short of SexuaLobster's Newgrounds page, Horseman is the first consistent character to have a video of him uploaded. In this story, he's trying to report the news while craving danishes, when his assistant Kent confesses his love to him. After newsperson Brad reports a devstating explosion of The Crab Factory, there is... awkward silence. 
==== Horseman: Squid Dance (2005) ====
In this non-dubbed episode, Horseman sends a squid to his arch enemy Todd McGovern, who loses his girlfriend because of this atrocity. Horseman and McGovern throw hands in a heated battle, and Horseman wins, spending the rest of the video partying with hoes.
Background & Bio[under edit]: Horseman has had both a giant squid and Captain Manlove on his show, both of whom have caused widespread destruction due to disagreements with him. It is unknown whether he is in direct competition with the Hernando Show. Horseman went to school with the main cast of Angry Dog, and has had explicit relations with a certain beaver. He is also a dick. Serously. He once put a squid inside Todd McGovern's mailbox, resulting in a challenge from McGovern (who was declared Horseman's arch-enemy). Todd loses his girlfriend when she sees the squid, but becomes vengeful when she smears the squid all over his car. Horseman was once the object of affection by one of his male co-workers, Kent.
He drives an amphibious hovercar and can fire energy from his hands. However, after stealing a certain dog's catchphrase and insulting a squid and his invertebrate wife with it, Horseman's show got cancelled
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