Annoying Orange: OMG/Transcript

Orange: It's time for OMG- the bite-sized chunks of fruit-lebity gossip for your consuption! (laughs) All right, gang. It's time to get your scoop into group. I want gossip and I want it now!
Midget Apple: Ho-ho, I've got something hot for you, chief. Last night, Pear-Is Hilton was spotted at a new dance club called Stovetop.
Pear-Is Hilton: "That's hot!" "That's hot!" "Oh that's h-"
Girls: (screaming)
Orange: Whoa! Pear-Is really is burning. (laughs)
Pear: (sighs)
Orange: And speaking of poached pears, what do you got, Mr. Green Jeans.
Pear: Oh, not much. You know just something newsworthy. You know, like global warming or campaign finance reforms
Orange: Bor-ing.
Pear: Fine. I’ll just do another story about Charlie Spleen.
Charlie Spleen: Any spleen can filter blood, that what spleens do. But me? I got Adonis DNA. I can filter tiger blood. Whoo-hoo! Let's do it! Yeah! I'm a winner! (screams after being eaten by a tiger.)
Orange: Winner? More like dinner! (laughs)
Pear: (sigh) I hate this job.
Orange: Okay, we've got the spleen. Now, let's hit the tweens. Who's got my teenybopper report?
Marshmallow: Oh, oh. Pick me! Pick me!
Orange: Marshmallow, let's hear it!
Marshmallow: Super-cuddly-cute Justin Bieberry just kicked off his world tour in New Pork City.
Justin Bieberry: 🎶I was like gravy, gravy, gray, oh Like gravy, gravy, gray, no.🎶
Marshmallow: But get this. After the concert, he flew off to the sky with the back of the unicorn! Yay!
Justin Bieberry: Oh, sweet, I’m totally gonna ride this unicorn.
Orange: Sorry, fluffyface, but that story isn’t berry convincing. (laughs)
Grandpa Lemon: Aw, forget this Bieberry and all of his oompa-oompa-oompa noises. Back in my day...
Grapefruit: Sorry, old-timer.
Grandpa Lemon: Pluh. Say... is that a tranq dart? (snoring)
Grapefruit: Heads up chumps. I've got... breaking news.
Orange: Yo, yo! What's the fresh squeeze, Chuck E. Cheese?
Grapefruit: Your’s truly has the scoop of a lifetime. Exclusive footage of Kiwi Kardashian’s new flex tape.
Grapefruit: That's it, Kiwi. Feel the burn. Don't give up now. I'm here to spot you.
Kiwi Kardashian: Yeah. That's great. Maybe you should just, like, check on my sister.
Coconut Kardashian: (roars)
Grapefruit: Yeah-yeah, I totally would, but, uh-- that girl kind of scares me.
Coconut Kardashian: (roars)
Pear: And... I quit. (cup shatters)
Orange: Whoa! If Pear hates it, it would be gold.
Grapefruit: Buuurn!
Orange, Marshmallow and Midget Apple laughed.
Orange: Great work, everybody. That should just about-- Hey. Wait a minute. Where's my Lindsay Loham Story? I always gotta have a Lindsay Loham story.
Midget Apple: I thought Squash was handling that.
Lindsay Lo-Ham: They're just trying to make me out as this awful person and it’s just not true. I care about you know, things.
Squash: Ew! I think I’m going to be sick!
Orange: (on radio) Oh, come on, buddy. I don’t want to have to "squash" the story. (laughs)
Squash: Ugh. I want to go home!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Squash! Hey, Squash, hey!
Squash: What?
Orange: Airbag!
Squash explained as he got hit by an airbag.
Orange: Ah, I love this job. (laughs)
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