Transcripts/99 Problems but a Flute Ain't One

This is the transcribed actions and dialogue from the episode 99 Problems but a Flute Ain't One.
Hyrule Castle, Balcony.
Gwonam: Ganon and his minions have seized Link's sword!
King Harkinian: How can I help?
Gwonam: I haven't the slightest...
Zelda: It's easy! I'll be back in a flash!
The two are shocked by Zelda's statement. She then plays the Song of Time, rewinding time for a few days. 
Gwonam flies in. 
Gwonam: Your majesty, it is too hot today!
The King opens his mouth to speak, but is interrupted by Zelda playing the Song of Storms. The hot weather quickly turns rainy as a lightning strike is seen for a split second, with the sound of thunder following.
Later, inside Ganon's Lair.
Ganon: My pit is too dark!
Zelda plays the Sun's Song off-screen. The lair then lights up excessively.
Ganon: Whoah! Too bright!
Ganon: YOU MUST DIE!
He quickly attacks Zelda with a lightning bolt, which the former shouts in surprise. 
The scene quickly cuts to some kind of labyrinth.
I.M. Meen: My back is really starting to annoy me! 
His back can be heard giving out, with various crunching noises. 
Zelda is seen playing the Song of Healing, and the magician shouts in surprise as his back straightens with a crack.
Meen: AAAAAAAAAGH!-
Meen: GOOD! 
He laughs and disappears in a zap.
Zelda: Good.
Suddenly, Meen teleports back, happy with Zelda's favor.
Meen: Wait...! Why not stay?!
Zelda plays what appears to be the Elegy of Emptiness in response. 
A 'clone' appears next to her with a slow flash, shocking the magician in the process.
Meen: Holy shit! 
Zelda: Go f-(BLEEP)- yourself.
The camera shows Meen's exasperated expression, as Zelda brutally slams the door off-screen while leaving.
Shortly after, the episode ends.
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