Penis de Milo

“Penis de Milo”, Way to Die #911, is the first death to be featured in “Young, Dumb and Full of Death”, which aired on October 23, 2011. 
== Plot ==
Marcel is a sculptor who is obsessed with his work and even neglects his wife, Natalie, in the process. One day, Marcel decides to carve a lover out of marble and Natalie leaves him after he keeps neglecting her. After finishing the statue, he carves out a crude vagina and begins to have sex with it, but passes out from exhaustion. After awakening, Marcel is suffering from priapism (When an erect penis doesn't go flaccid) and can't remove his penis from inside of the statue. Marcel tried to scream for help but no one comes to him. After an hour, he finally manages to remove his penis from the crude vagina and falls to the floor. Free at last. Just as he is celebrating, the statue topples off the table and falls on top of Marcel, crushing his ribs and causing asphyxiation...Ouch.
"Marcel's demise offers a lesson about these guys. Real or not. They got us by their short heads."
== Interviewees ==
* Jarret Palmer - Art Historian
* Dr. Vyshali Rao - Cardiologist