T.B.C. A.N.A.L. Council

The T.B.C. A.N.A.L. Council (T.B.C. Analysis and Neutralization of Abnormal Lores Council) is a corporate megaconglomerate in control of Fredditlore, directed by the Multiversal CEO Zoo Man. 
The purpose of the Council is to oversee and protect the entire Finite Multiversal Curve of Fredditlore. It's estimated around 98% of the accessible Multiverse is controlled by A.N.A.L..
The motto of A.N.A.L. is "Only the BEST for LESS!", referencing the purpose of the Council which is to neutralize (or outlaw) abnormal timelines, leaving "only the best". The outer words of the A.N.A.L. stamp translate to "Predict, prevent and protect" in Nhamspeak, which represents the three aspects of the Council's mission: CaSE's prediction, Jeff the Securitron's prevention and A.N.A.L.'s protection.
== Overview ==
The T.B.C. A.N.A.L. Council is the biggest corporation in the history of the Multiverse. Its net worth is impossible to compute, even by the most powerful supercomputer in Fredditlore history. 
It provides a quasi-infinite array of goods and services to the citizens of Fredditlore. The most affordable and safest way to travel between Universes, whether it be by the manufacture of Cock-Boys or through Death Chunk travel, is supplied by A.N.A.L..
Due to the vast and unpredictable nature of the Multiverse, the timelines in the Fredditlore Curve can yield serious world-ending threats from time to time that can put reality at risk.
The Council's primary goal is to keep the Multiverse as stable as possible, neutralizing those threats and enforcing peace in most of the accessible Multiverse.
== Timeline Intervention ==
Usually, once a timeline discovers the Multiverse, A.N.A.L. sends representatives to its location to buy out that timeline's T.B.C. and bring the timeline into the fold. In the event T.B.C. is non-existent, not as powerful, or is against T.B.C.'s core principles, the Universe may be outlawed (i.e., prohibited from using A.N.A.L. goods and services).
In the event a timeline triggers a Multiversal catastrophe of immense magnitude, poses an existential threat to other timelines, or contains in itself metaphysical laws that could prove too overpowered to be controlled, the A.N.A.L. Council may opt to erase the timeline entirely.
Jeff the Securitron was in charge of deleting abnormal or dangerous timelines, however, since his disappearance on October 19th, 2019, the deletion process is no longer done cleanly and may be ineffective in certain scenarios, such as the Purple Smog which cannot be destroyed with conventional means.
Catastrophes that only affect one Universe or a small group of them are not intervened by A.N.A.L., as these are too common and not dangerous to the Multiverse.
== A.N.A.L. Related Personnel ==
High Command
Name 	Rank 	Species 	Universe of Origin
Jeff the Securitron 	? 	? 	?
MCEO Zoo Man 	Multiversal CEO 	Cakeperson	?
Joker Zoo Man 	Board Chairman 	Cakeperson	Freddit-00000
Random 	Head of T.B.C. Internal Affairs 	Human 	Freddit-00555
Fish Zoo Man 	Head of T.B.C. External Affairs 	Fishperson	Freddit-01984
Dr. Apyr Augus II 	Head of T.B.C. Laboratories 	Human 	TBCLABS-25565
Dornan the Securitron	Head of T.B.C. Safety & Security	Securitron	WorldRP-00001
==Goods and Services==
The T.B.C. A.N.A.L. Council owns around 80% of every T.B.C. in the Multiverse. Through its vast network of corporations, A.N.A.L. is able to sell goods and services that would normally be inaccessible by each timeline alone.
It's worth mentioning there is a possibility an already available good is developed independently on a timeline (for example, the Cock-Boy was developed in Mainlore around 2018, but the Cock-Boy already existed and was developed by other Universes long before).
===Noteworthy goods===
*The Cock-Boy 3000: the most convenient and safest way to travel, designed by Nikolai Gorbachenko, Martin Tinotin and Charles MacGuffin from a classified Universe. It utilizes entity desynchronization to transport entities between timelines.
*The Multiversal Translator G500: either an attachment or an implant you can get for a very low price that serves as a man-in-the-middle within your synapses, translating what you're hearing into a conscious thought you can understand regardless of the speaker's language or way of speaking.
*The T.B.C. Supercruiser: the top of the line Multiversal cruiser, in some cases capable of housing an entire planet's worth of population. Although there are different sizes and models, the T.B.C. Supercruiser 737 is the most used in Multiversal Travel, for its relative small size able to fit into any Death Chunk and its low-cost of maintenance.
*The T.B.C. Nipple Gun: within each conscious being, there exists an organ called the Secondary Balls which is unique to that person alone. However, Secondary Balls do not vary between Universes, which means a variation of yourself will have the same Secondary Balls as you. This fact is utilized by the T.B.C. Nipple Gun, which expands the nipple and reveals the Secondary Balls as a mean to determine the person's UUID. Essentially, a fingerprint detector that yields the same UUID for any variation of the same person.
===Noteworthy services===
*Multiversal Travel: you can travel between Universes by using many A.N.A.L. Universal Ports. You're able to purchase a flight ticket just like in any regular airport to whatever Universe you wish to travel to. Although each flight occurs in a Death Chunk, ironically this is the safest way to travel in the Multiverse.
*Multiversal Bounties: a reputable way to gain money is to cash in on a Multiversal Bounty issued by A.N.A.L., which issue these as a way to deal with low-level Multiversal criminals effectively by hiring variations of themselves.
*Multiversal Tribunal: to deal with outlaws, T.B.C. holds thousands of court sessions each day to litigate Multiversal criminals. This service is wildly used by beings from all around Fredditlore to settle disputes. It's estimated around 3.7 billion people are sued each minute in a Multiversal Tribunal, 34% of them being a variation of Faz. Each court session can get insanely messy as T.B.C.'s laws are incredibly vague and the A.N.A.L. Constitution is barely comprehensible since it's written in crayon at a third-grade level writing.
*Entertainment: from porn sites featuring variations of almost every being in the entire Multiverse, to Multiversal sports where T.B.C.s compete to takeover a Universe in one match, the A.N.A.L. Council covers almost every possible corner of entertainment to the masses.
The T.B.C. MELEC Catalog (Multiversal Entities, Locations, Events and Creations Catalog) is the Multiverse's largest data bank containing all the goods in present circulation.
==Known Outlawed Universes==
There's several guidelines and laws all T.B.C.s must follow, established by the Multiversal CEO.
Though most of these consist in making sure they keep dominion on their respective realities, the actual guidelines seem vague and intrusive.
Here are a few of the outlawed Universes in Fredditlore:
*WorldRP-00001 T.B.C. (Pending): CEO (Zoo Man) restored the free market. Official report states, "Non-T.B.C. behavior such as showing compassion and caring for the general public".
*DMND-00001 T.B.C.: CEO Zoo Man failed to subdue FazDyn.
*FFDS-00068 T.B.C.: CEO Zoo Woman outlawed themselves due to sexist proposals by A.N.A.L..
*STOR-08014 T.B.C.: CEO Lanar Kravinoff allowed T.B.C. to come to the brink of bankruptcy.
*FREDDIT-20934 T.B.C.: Not disclosed
*FREDDIT-03954 4.B.C.: CEO 4spurr bankrupted the company 57 times in a single minute.
*FREDDIT-22849 T.B.C.: CEO Zoo Manhammed is a jihad.
*FREDDIT-25564 T.B.C.: CEO Zoo Man is a depraved child killer.
*FREDDIT-65535 Bolshevik Company: CEO Cykanadanda is a communist.
==Theorized Origins of the Council ==
Every single Universe that has discovered the Multiverse has reported A.N.A.L. already existed when they reached out. Some Universes discovered the Multiverse relatively early in the 70s or 80s, while some were actually first visited by A.N.A.L. themselves.
It's unknown how old A.N.A.L. is, but it is possible to draw an interval of its possible age.
The Council is not the oldest T.B.C. in the Multiverse. The Mainlore T.B.C., created in 1053 B.C. has that title, a fact that's been admitted to by the Multiversal CEO himself. This makes A.N.A.L.'s creation no earlier than 1053 BC.
There is also a way to deduce the minimum age.
It would take 500 years to go from one edge of the area where A.N.A.L. has visited to the other, utilizing the fastest way to travel (known as "F.A.S.T. Travel"). This means the A.N.A.L. Council's age is at least 500 years old.
So, A.N.A.L. was created anywhere between 1053 BC and 1520 AC.
However, the fact that the Council is at least 500 years old presents a paradox, not because of the Council itself, but because of the man who created it.
== Multiversal CEO==
Main article: Zoo Man (Multiversal CEO)
The head of the A.N.A.L. Council is the Multiversal CEO Zoo Man, commonly known as "MCEO Zoo Man". He's the richest and most powerful mortal being in the entire Multiverse, although he has no inherent superpowers.
He's marked by his disconnection from reality caused by possible hundreds or thousands of years of witnessing different timelines. Despite this fact, he successfully runs an incomprehensibly gigantic mega-conglomerate of T.B.C.s.
He was good friends with Jeff the Securitron, and both have worked together to stabilize the Multiverse up until Jeff's disappearance.
Every single Universe has testified to the fact that the MCEO was the head of A.N.A.L. upon first contact, and the MCEO himself has confirmed he created the A.N.A.L. Council.
However, some people dispute this notion due to what's known as the A.N.A.L. Paradox.
==The A.N.A.L. Paradox ==
The paradox mentioned earlier arises from the fact that the MCEO supposedly created A.N.A.L., but Cakepeople, aside from one specific variation of Cakepeople from Mainlore, do not live longer than 300 years.
From that, we get to a conundrum: either the Council is less than 300 years old, the MCEO didn't create the Council, or finally, the MCEO is a Mainlore Cakeperson able to be 500 years old or more.
The first option is discarded due to the physical laws of the Multiverse. If the Council is less than 300 years old, it's impossible for it to have a reach across a 500 year old diameter.
The second option that the MCEO didn't create A.N.A.L. is possible, although wildly contested. No evidence supports the theory that anyone else created the Council, although it's still wildly accepted by a considerable amount of experts on the matter.
The third option that he is a Cakeperson from Mainlore and thus is able to live beyond 300 years. However this is yet another paradox. The MCEO Zoo Man cannot be from Mainlore, because there already is a Zoo Man from Mainlore. Both have the same UUID, which means it's metaphysically impossible that they're from the same Universe.
All these impossibilities and paradoxes lead many to believe there's either more to the mystery that's not publicly known, or that Jeff the Securitron's hyper-awareness muddled the facts as he could have potentially break many of these physical laws.