The Rat Raid at the Volga River

== Wuh happened ==
The rats wanted to ally closely with the Doges against in the Clowns in Honk War I. So, they organized a practice raid to prove their strength.
There must be some type of pattern with retards not knowing what timezones are, because the rat commander got the time wrong and thought it was 6 in HIS time, when in reality it was eastern time. SO, only five rats came, and I honestly think even if it was the right time only 5 rats would've came, and well got rekt so hard they left without warning, leading to a doge blueball.
A general from Dogeland asked Yung Clown to raid with his men to cure his boredom, but Yung Clown said his men were all sleepy mode, and that they would probably not show up.