Shao Kahn VS Adolf Hitler

Shao Kahn VS Adolf Hitler is an upcoming rap battle video, releasing indefinitely by Epic Crap Battles of History as their series premiere.
==Shao Kahn==
"I am Shao Kahn, ruler of Outworld, here to crush this tiny moustached bitch!"
"I’ve conquered many realms while your upcoming shaves were ditched, if I were you, I would jump in a ditch!"
"Hitler ol' fellow, go commit arson, because your bitch-ass will never compare to Argus. If you can beat me, you wouldn’t have pussied out against the soviets and pulled the trigger, so you perish as my soul count grows even bigger!"
"Puny mortal, your army wouldn’t compare to the forces of Outworld, because my army will grow larger than yours ever would!"
==Adolf Hitler==
Erika plays
"You damn bonehead, don’t you get cocky now! Your disses and insults gave me a massive frown. You tried hard, but it did nothing but give me a boner. If I were you, I’d shut the fuck up you fucking zoner!"
"I gassed millions of jewish morons, you were Onaga’s bitch, and your soldiers make Mussolini look like a smash hit! So bow down, Seig Hail to your new leader, because you don’t fuck with this Führer, you fucking dick!"
"I became the face of the second world war, people still idolise me to this day, while you’ll be known as the man who got wrecked by his own daughter who she nearly slain!"
"You call yourself an emperor? You’re far from that. Very far, which is why I’m here to sandwich you like I and Russia did to Poland.. With bars!"
==Shao Kahn (Second Verse)==
"HAHAHAHA! DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH! That verse was nothing more than a motherfucking fad!"
"If you saw a man with a small moustache outside, what do you do? I would hit him hard with my Wrath Hammer, that he’ll be known as 'Ow-Shwitz!'"
"You will taste no victory, Hitler! You’re nothing but a disease, and this verse will leave you in defeat! Feel the power of Shao Kahn, I bet you cannot. It will wound you worse than your paranoia!"
"Now back off, get out of my sight, or I will slam you right into California."
"It will be a flawless victory."
==Adolf Hitler (Second Verse)==
"Nien! You don’t fuck with me, I bet you will nazi the bars coming your way! I swear, Shao Kahn, it will burn you worse than the jews! And the last remains of you will be very few!"
"Call me Mao Zedong, because I will make you suck on Ze-dong! It will pleasure me more than my powerful bars brutally hitting on you like a bong!"
"You don’t fuck with the fascists, it will make you drop below the A-list! Now suck up my disses, and understand the gist!"
"I see you are sweating, Kahn! I’m truly sorry. So here, be pretty like Erika the Flower, and step in my shower!"
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Upcoming Rap Battle
Category:Adolf Hitler
Category:Shao Kahn
Category:Epic Crap Battles of History