Admirer

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: This time it was a 3 - 0 vote. Mindy and Triton, one of you is about to be evicted!
Mindy: Oh no!
Triton: Hey guys you should vote Mindy off because she keeps using her magical powers in challenges.
Grande SquarePants: Well I can’t argue with that that logic!
Mindy: Guys wait!
(Everybody votes)
Granite: 11 to nothing, wow. Mindy, you’ve been evicted!
Mindy: Guys can’t you see that Trit-
(Mindy is walked out into the rocket by Triton)
Triton: Well that’s enough from her.
Girly Teengirl: Yay, the other girl is gone!
Vanessa: Wait what?
Girly Teengirl: How long have you been here?
Vanessa: Long enough.
Girly Teengirl: Isn’t Triton a total hottie?
Vanessa: No.
Granite: Guys let’s go to the challenge.
(Cut to the challenge)
Granite: Okay so today you guys will be trying to hit a target using a bow and arrow. The first person to successfully shoot a dead in bullseye wins their duo the status of nominators.
Triton: Alright, seems easy enough.
Granite: Oh yeah also you’ll be standing on a movie platform with heaters all around you.
Triton: Oh, okay.
Krabs: Arghghghghgh, heat can't hurt me!
Granite: This is advanced heat.
Krabs: OH NO!
Jenkins: Alright Grandpa SquarePants, let’s win-
(Grandpa SquarsPants is asleep)
Jenkins: Dammit!
Granite: Alright Steve set up your targets so you can start shooting!
(While staring at Triton’s abs, Girly Teengirl shoots her arrow directly into Steve’s foot)
Steve: OH SHIT! OUCH!
(Steve gets crippled. Vanessa tried to shoot her arrow but it explodes and splinters fly everywhere)’
Vanessa: Get down!
Keanu: Oh this should be easy. 
(Keanu gets hit in the shoulder with a splinter)
Keanu: Ouch!
Motlu: Haha, loser.
(Motlu swallows a splinter by complete accident)
Motlu: OH GOD.
HBRS: Hey guys, how do I shoot this thing?
Keanu: It’s quite simple. You just…
(Keanu talking to HBRS fades out as we cut to Triton shooting and missing)
Triton: Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Krabs: You’re not doing it right 
Sully: Hey guys.
Krabs: Woah, who are you?
Sully: I’m Sully.
Perch: How long have you been here?
Sully: The entire time. I just have no plot relevance.
Perch: Oh, okay. You know I can’t wait to return to being a news anchor.
Gale: And I cannot wait to go back to being a weatherman.
Perch: Weren’t you fired?
Gale: Not in my heart.
Girly Teengirl: Hey Triton look! I’m gonna win this for you!
(Girly Teengirl goes to shoot Triton’s target but out of NOWHERE Sully shoots a direct bullseye on his target)
Granite: Wait what? Okay, I guess Sully wins!
Sully: Ha yes, now I get more screen time!
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Sully: I’ve decided to be fair. First I nominate Vanessa because she hasn’t been nominated in quite a while.
Vanessa: Oh no! This totally sucks!
Sully: And I’m also nominating Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins because I don’t know how much more their bodies can take physically.
Jenkins: As much as it takes to win.
Granite: Well you heard it here first guys (of course you did), go vote for either Vanessa or Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins to be the next person to get evicted!
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