Flurpman

Flurpman is a TV celebrity-turned-superhero from The Saviors of Sunset City. He is presumably a mutant human and is an honorary member of the Echelon Eight, known for his uncontrollable emissions.
== Personality ==
Flurpman is a bombastic, energetic showman and celebrity. He does not speak, communicating entirely in gesture.
== History ==
=== Flurpman #1 ===
Flurpman was just walking down the street before he came upon some no-good criminal bros, so he showed them the power of Purple Flurp, shooting his Flurp beams and hydrating the enemy with grape goodness. Try as they might, they couldn’t resist the Flurp, giving Flurpman enough time to call the police and send the criminals and get them into jail. Boy do they wish they had Purple Flurp in jail. Its grape goodness is just perfect in every way, and Flurpman can show you the gift of it. Purple Flurp can be bought at any local retailer, and buying it gives Flurpman more power, yo. Give him the power to fight off the evil bros.
=== The Saviors of Sunset City ===
Flurpman was first seen when he tried to intercept Heartburn's robbery of a gun shipment. The Eight were sent in to prevent him from getting hurt. Flurpman showed his combat prowess by overloading the robbers with grape goodness, dealing minor damage. Spinflux protected Flurpman by redirecting a bullet fired at him with Direction Reversal, prompting the robber to accidentally kill one of his own, with the blood being on Spinflux's hands. After this, Flurpman made a puddle under Heartburn, which Short-Circuit promptly electrified, dealing hefty damage before Spinflux used Direction Reversal once again to end the battle. As Spinflux did this, Flurpman shot a cone of Purple Flurp at Heartburn, missing due to his collapse, accidentally hitting Void Empyrean for minor damage. After this, Flurpman joined the Eight as an honorary member, eagerly waiting to be called upon again.
The second and final major appearance of Flurpman was helping out to escort the PowerBoyz through their papparazzi, not doing much other than quenching the crowd's thirst with his grape goodness.
=== 10 and White Lion's Duo Session ===
While not appearing in person, Flurpman was among the clones made by Gene Plicer to fight 10, personally shooting Purple Flurp that he promptly slipped on.
== Notable Moments ==
* Hydrating allies and enemies alike with grape goodness
* Being a walking advertisement
== Powers and Abilities ==
Flurpman generates Purple Flurp within his body and can expel it through his palms, mouth and other body parts at high speeds, sometimes even to the pressure equivalent of a fire hose.
== Trivia ==
* Flurpman is a parody of Pepsiman, instead advertising the fictional soda Purple Flurp from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius.
** Flurpman is the second Flafa D&D character to be a parody of Pepsiman, the first being Dewey Labling and his mech, PEPSI'S MACHINATION MAN© from Gravity Star.
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