Works of Art with Attitude Problems

Works of Art with Attitude Problems is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"OK, this might be a little bizarre for ya, but imagine this:"
===Question===
Michelangelo's "David" and the Sphinx of Egypt run into each other on the street. To be a jerk, David says "Hey, nice nose job." If the Sphinx wanted to return the insult, what could it say?
===Question Reading===
"Michelangelo's "David" and the Sphinx of Egypt run into each other on the street. To be a jerk, David says "Hey, nice nose job." Now, if the Sphinx wanted to return the insult, what could it say?"
===Choices===
1. "Someone smash your toe, loser?"
2. "Looks like you have no penis, smart guy."
3. "Nice flat ass, you dork."
4. "At least I have a head, Dave."
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Hey buddy, need a toe truck?"
2. "Have you seen the David? The guy's hung like a fig leaf."
3. "Are you kidding? David has a great ass. I- I mean, so I'm told."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"In 1991 some maniac did a forced amputation on David's toe. He now lives behind plexiglass. The statue, that is."
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