The Central Canon Continuum (FILE-INT-PAINT) - Haltmann's Archives

"The Central Canon Continuum [FILE-INT-PAINT] - Haltmann's Archives" is a high quality lore video and an internal "file" in Haltmann's Archives. It is the final reward of the "PAINT" branch of The Susie ARG.
== Summary ==
The video opens with a dated display with President Haltmann's logo. A large warning is displayed in red text:
Following this, the color scheme changes to yellow and the advertised file is shown, in a format similar to all Haltmann's Archives videos starting with "[FILE-02]".
The file discusses "The Central Canon Continuum" ("The CCC" for short), the main universe of SiIvaGunner lore, and its connections to the other universes observed in the lore and various rips on the channel, such as those of , , , and the SiIva A.I.'s universe. These realities, referred to as "worlds beside ours", exhibit metaphysical laws and structures which are less stable and rigid than those of the CCC, and have been known to affect the CCC through "anomalies" that directly contradict its laws. The file lists common traits observed in known anomalies and describes five tiers in which the anomalies are organized, based on how many of these traits they exhibit.
*Mr Rent and Waluigi, as seen in "Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand", are listed as tier 0 anomalies, as they are largely indistinguishable from regular Figments, aside from them originating from other universes.
*The "Rental Car", Mr Own's car, is listed as a tier 1 anomaly, due to possessing an ability to cross dimensions, but being otherwise an inert object.
*The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 is listed as a tier 2 anomaly, as she has comprehensive knowledge of all universes and the real world, and can communicate with Haltmann Works Company across dimensions.
*MissingNo., originating from the SiIva A.I.'s universe, is listed as a tier 3 anomaly, being able to warp reality around itself and see visions of the future.
*The Garlic Taco, which originated from Waluigi's Tacostand and later became a major object in "The Life and Times of Wade L.D. - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story", is listed as a tier 4 anomaly, as it exhibits all known traits of anomalies.
The file concludes with a postulation that there may be another undiscovered anomalous trait that is common to all anomalies. This is expanded upon in "[[The World Beyond Ours (FILE-INT-MAXPH) - Haltmann's Archives|The World Beyond Ours [FILE-INT-MAXPH]]]".
At 4:43, as the file ends, the video glitches out and the visuals turn dark and grey as text appears reading "RIGHT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE", followed by encoded looping text filling the screen. The last seconds of the video only show the following:
One searched across worlds
to find the other
Destined to be intertwined,
but never to meet the mark
Until finally a miracle occurred
=== Context ===
The main purpose of this video is to address, indirectly, the Mashup Crusaders Arc, a primarily comedic story arc that released between SilvaGunner: Rebooted and The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis that was completely isolated from the rest of the channel's lore until now. Here, it is re-confirmed (after previously being part of the scrapped video shown in "Behind the Scenes - Mr Rental: The Video Game") that the and videos show separate universes.
The video also states that the main SiIvaGunner universe, now named the Central Canon Continuum, is the only universe that obeys the strict laws of the CCC. This generalizes the more specific version of this observation which was made in "Garlic-Flavored Tacos [FILE-16] - Haltmann's Archives" regarding the presence of humans and fictional characters in the A.I. universe.
The poem at the end most is most likely a double entendre referring to both the 2B/9S arc followed through in the "PAINT" branch of the Susie ARG, as well as the Max/Susie Haltmann arc currently ongoing throughout the ARG as a whole. In both cases, the two subjects have their fates intertwined with each other, but are destined to never meet. However, 2B and 9S are able to meet due to the "miraculous" intervention of Eggnog, as explained in the broadcasts from the Skyrim section of the "PAINT" folder of the ARG. It is currently unknown whether Haltmann and Susie will meet, as the ARG is still ongoing, but the poem does imply this.
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Category:December 2024 rips