The Once-Ler

The Once-Ler is a piece of shit Dr. Suess character, created in the early 1970's, originally without a face. In 2012, the piece of shit film The Lorax based on the book came out, in which he had a face, personality, and backstory. This caused fangirls to fucking riot, drawing all sorts of risque fanart of him fucking a clone of himself, usually the one dressed like a leprechaun. Why himself? There wasn't anyone else to ship him with, so the fangirls chose...himself. I don't fucking know anymore. Anyway, he's a piece of shit, and here are the reasons why.
* He chopped down all the trees
* He exists
* He thinks he's so fucking cool, with his dumb ass legs.
* He has no ass. Literally.
* He looks like a leprechaun sometimes
* His invention, The Thneed, is fucking horse-shit.
* He is a piece of shit.
* He gave all the animals in that fucking foresty place diabetes by force-feeding them marshmallows and gross pancakes. What an asshole.
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The Once-Ler also has his own cult, in which he kidnaps the Lorax and threatens to murder him, along with his many Once-Ler clones. Lucky for the orange shithead, he escapes, though the Once-Ler cult is still kidnapping innocent beings to this day, as they have been reported to kidnap famous Vocaloid Len Kagamine. Poor Len.
Another reason the Once-Ler is a piece of shit is that he's the reason the song How Bad Can I Be exists, singing it and all. What an asshole, that song was shit. Also he's voiced by Ed Helms.
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