What Animated Women Want/Quotes

:Narrator: What do women want? Throughout the herstory - that's right, I said "herstory" - of planet Hearth, men have attempted to answer that question and failed. Or should I say maled?
----
:Homer: Keep it under your hat, guys, but I've got a date with a married woman.
:Carl: Hey, let me guess. It is Marge?
:Homer: Her husband is going to be there too.
:Lenny: Got it! You and Marge.
:Homer: Give up? It's Marge! I'm having a lunch date with my wife.
es:What Animated Women Want/Frases