M-Class E-Mail: Episode 26

Companion episode to The Defector (TNG)
== Email Topics by Contributors ==
Contributor [Title/Positon] 	Topic/Question
Amela [Lt Commander Jonas Ingman USS Vasa] 	Talks about their book they're working on with fantasy word inspired by Star Trek. Pitch It or Ditch It
Sam Lindstrom [Bobbypin inspector USS Hazelwitch] 	What do you think of characters transforming into mascots? I.E. Picard in the new show or old Spock
James O'Fallon [Jr. Engineer USS Icarus] 	PIODI
Charles/Bart 	PIODI. Trek Bois trivia night.
Jakub [Ensign of Sciences USS Seacucumber] 	PIODI
T'Pon (?) 	M-Class Lore. Introduction of Hoteen.
Phantom Thief Goofus [Founder of Cool Crimes INC] 	First "Love that Goofus". What do you think other races architecture looks like?
James O'Fallon [Jr. Engineer USS Icarus] 	Skipped Email because James already sent an email
Ben Beiler [Captain Desrath USS Lollipop] 	Pitchers or Ditchers
Sean M 	If you could do any Star Trek crossover, what you cross over?
Boston Sean [Petty Transport Officer T'Pon's Radio Program] 	PIODI
Rich [Uniform Tailor USS T'Pon's Radio Program] 	PIODI
Jack Carpenter 	Out of every character in every Star Trek, who's your starting 5 in a basketball team?
Spivzy [Freelance Starship Window Cleaner USS T'Pon's Radio Program]	PIODI
== Pitch It or Ditch It ==
Pitcher 	Series	Idea 	Pitch or Ditch?
Amela 	VOY 	The ship is taken over by the Kazon or something and the Doctor leads a rebellion with projections of the gang from Sandrene, Che Guavera, and Nathan Hale. 	Pitch It
James O'Fallon 	DS9 	O'Brien finds a malfunction in one of the holosuites that turns the station into a giant hologram generator. Some kid on the station dreams up a demon or something and Klingon's go and fight it. Quark says "hey guys, money be please!"
B-Plot: Jake has been studying the Wizard of Oz. He has a dream of the Tin Man and Data shows up.	Pitch It
Charles 	ENT 	Unmade 5th Season. Torah! Torah! Torah! but with Archer and the Romulans. 	Pitch It
Jakub 	DIS 	B-Plot: Tilly watches old nature documentaries
The Discovery is in a asteroid field and can't use warp. Something is following the ship and absorbs particles from the Impluse engines and Pike goes to red alert. Tilly goes on the bridge and starts talking about Planet Earth and suckerfish. The aliens thank her and fly away. She calls the alien's the Ramorans.	Pitch It
Ben Beler (Desrath) 	TNG 	Worf 	Pitch It
Sean M 	VOY 	The basic premise of Voyager, but the ship is damaged and they have to fix it with whatever they can. Also they don't mention the Maquis. 	Pitch It
Boston Sean 	TNG 	Lwaxana visits and to Troi's surpise, she isn't around too much. She spends most of her time on the holodeck and, when Troi investigates, she finds holo copies of all the men on the ship in revealing attire. Tune in Friday at 8 for "Lwaxana Gets Some!"	Ditch It
Boston Sean (& Rich)	TNG 	Data watches 20th century TV. He decides that his friends all need theme songs and he follows them around playing the appropriate music. How? Find out in "Measure of a One-Man Band" 	Pitch It
Boston Sean 	DS9 	The dominion has been defeated. Big party at Deep Space 9 y'all! The Romulans leave early and damage all of the universal translators. Season 8 of DS9 starts with "Fall of Babel" 	Pitch It
Rich 	TNG 	"Corrective Measures" Data has strange dream cycles and visions of murder scientists. Listen for full pitch 1:04:00 - 1:11:00 	Pitch It
Spivzy 	TNG 	S8E3 - Will starts riding around on a three wheeled bike and calls himself "William Triker". Data and Geordi try to join his group with disastrous results for Worf's annual Klingon Hagmina celebration 	Pitch It
Spivzy 	TNG 	S8E7 - Deanna Troi gets her arm caught in a vending machine and Geordi has to get her out. It takes him away from fixing a turbolift headed straight towards a shack Worf built at the bottom of a shaft.
Meanwhile, Picard is teaching Data backgammon with disastrous results.	Pitch It
Spivzy 	TNG 	S8E23 - Q turns everyone into puppets. The crew learns a lesson about acceptance. Picard tricks Q into saying his name backwards and gains his powers. 	Pitch It
== M-Class Lore ==
Character	Plot/Lore
Bart 	Orion's shot him out with a male sex doll that looks like Shrek.
T'Pon(?) 	Email titled "to the shitty little satellite I love". The email sounds like it was written by someone who hates T'Pon (calls himself "Tampon"). Introduces sub-commander Hoteen, host of "Leader of the Targ Park" who is taking over T'Pon's Radio Program. He's kind of a Howard Stern-esque shock jock. Bolded and capitalized letters spell out "FEDERATION SHIP TITAN SPOTTED AT GALORNDAN CORE"
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