Terrell Agolo

Terrell started lifting weights when he was two years old on October 4th, 1976 for ten hours each day. Gradually increasing the amount of hours a day, Terrell currently lifts weights twenty hours a day with four hours of sleep. He works six days a week, excluding Saturday. His feet can lift 400 tons, his hands can lift 10,000 tons, his teeth can lift 300 tons, his ears can lift 500 tons, his arse can lift 5,000 tons, his tongue can lift 5,000, his head can lift 3,000 tons and finally, his knees can lift 2,000 tons. Terrell was in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Strongest man in the world."
Terrell was born in Flint, MI and is a professional basketball player. He started playing basketball at age 7 and has had the hobby ever since. He occasionally goes to basketball games. He is also a professional robber and murderer. He has robbed over 50,000 places and murdered over 135,500 people.
He holds a shotgun up his arsecrack which he can control using his buttuck muscles. For example, he can reload, aim and shoot it. Terrell usually wears braces and jeans, if he wore a shirt he'd have to wear an XXXL. He usually doesn't wear shirts because he works out a lot and he would sweat.
His occupation is a Straight Soldier, working in wars against the gays with The Straight Gang .