Human No.1

Human #1 is a song written by Matt. It centralizes around Kier. Part of this song can be heard in Just Dont.
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== Lyrics ==
It's time for you to hear a storyAbout a man named Kier FioreWith inventions all outside the normhe's sure to take this world by storm.
With a mind that gleams like shining gold,and engineer that breaks the mold.Then builds it stronger than before...With howling fire at its core,yes howling fire at it's core.
Though you might question if it's safeIt's gauranteed to never chafe.And even if that isn't relevant,It'll stand up to a charging elephant.
As rigid as a piece of plastic,breathable and yet elastic.Though you may become a cat...I assure you there's a cream for that,oh yes I've got a cream for that.
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Kier Fiore, genius inventor human number one.Por tu amor, may I present to you this rose that weighs a ton.Just take a sip of this,you'll never need to eat again!
Just don't get wet or stay up late,or count in multiples of ten,don't count in multiples of ten. 
A smith of metal, wood, and stone.Shaper of both clay and bone.You'll feel some pressure, and a pinch.And now you're stronger, it's a cinch.
And if you never want to rest,then here's a pill that needs a test.In return for fingers you won't miss...The gift of photosynthesis,I give you photosynthesis.
(Chorus)
Kier Fiore, out of all the humans he's the very best.Por tu amor, may I suggest this sheep that's better than the rest.Oh, such a lustrous coat,it's really quite divine!Just keep it muzzled, watered well,and never let it near red wine.
The sheep must never drink red wine.
I see the doubt upon your face,but how about a rocket mace?oh no? that's not your cup of tea?Then how about this metal bee?Too large, you say? too many stings?Just wait and here the song it sings!A lovely tune, you'll plead for more...And- ah, I see you've found the door.*sigh*
(Chorus)
Kier Fiore, Genius inventor human #1.Por tu amor, may I suggest a candle brighter than the sun.Please place it anywhere, just not near any coal!Sit back, relax, and have a drink,Watch as it burns out of control.Watch as it burns out of control,Watch as it burns...out of....cont-
EXPUNGED
== Trivia ==
* The background for this song features dozens of miniscule easter eggs.
Category:Music
Category:Thrilling Themes