Which Haruhi girls would I like as a girlfriend.wmv

Which Haruhi girls would I like as a girlfriend.wmv is a video on the greg50 YouTube channel.
== DescriptionDescription ==
I really need to find a proper video camera. Short and sweet this time around.
== Transcript ==
Hey guys. Now it's time to see which Haruhi girls I would like to have as a girlfriend. Yeah [?] but [?] to be clear for all [?] and yeah, all that. So I'm not gonna bother with any of that. Just say, let's go down that list, shall we? 
=== Haruhi Suzumiya ===
Haruhi. No. Two reasons; 1: I don't actually like Haruhi Suzumiya that much, 2: KHF would have a fit if he saw us together. 
=== Mikuru Asahina ===
Mikuru. Yes, but I don't want to think about how many times she would get hit on by other guys. Yeah I know, society today's terrible isn't it. 
=== Yuki Nagato ===
Yuki. You better believe I would. In fact she'd be the easiest girl to go out with. Why? One word: bookstore. 
=== Ryoko Asakura ===
Ryoko. Get rid of your sadistic homicidal ways and we'll talk. 
=== Tsuruya ===
Tsuruya. No, sorry, not interested. 
=== Kyon's Sister ===
Kyon's sister. "I don't think so Tim." 
=== Emiri Kimidori ===
Emiri. Last I checked, she was going out with a person in the computer club. So no. 
Okay, that's the Haruhi girls done, so that just leaves the Kanon girls. So I better get on to it.