Plant Interviews 18: Squash

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the squashing plant that we all know and love!
Me: "Hi Squash!"
Squash: "Hi Miles Per Hour!"
Me: "So, Squash, do you like your job?"
Squash: "Oh yeah, I love squashing zombies day in, day out! It's the best job in the world! I get payed 50 sun every time I'm used!"
Me: "Is it true that Squash is only your stage name, and your real name is Tracy?"
Squash: "Where did you hear such nonsense?"
Me: "The PvZ2 Almanac."
Squash: "Ah, right, well, the thing about that is...SQUASHING TIME!"
He jumps on me and keeps jumping up and down for about a minute.
Me: "I hit a nerve, didn't I? Also, how long will it be before I recover from being flattened?"
Squash: "Yes, you hit a nerve. Well, plants don't have nerves, but you know what I mean. Also, you should recover in about two hours."
Me: "Well, I ought to finish interviewing you. Do you have any friends?"
Squash: "My friends are me, myself and I."
Me: "Oh. Right."
Squash: "I just meant that I only like myself."
Me: "Alright, well, that's all we have time for, bye!"
Squash: "Bye!"
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