The Funny Whelk

The Funny Whelk is a sea snail that was eaten by Marge Dursley and is the main character in Marge and the Funny Whelk. It is the reincarnated form of the Breakfast. 
== Birth ==
The Funny Whelk was born on a Cornwall beach in January 2010, shortly after the Breakfast was killed when a suicidal Thomas crashed into the house of the Stationmaster on the Island of Sodor. It had previously been ruler of the universe. The Funny Whelk was the reincarnation of the aforementioned Breakfast.
== Early Life ==
The Funny Whelk lived on the beach in Cornwall for a year. At first it had been picked on by the other whelks for looking 'funny'. However, it soon proved its power when it blew up a crab using only its thoughts. It started gathering an army of religious followers to its cause. It's original plan had been to steal a boat so it could get back to the Island of Sodor to reclaim its former rulership of the universe.
== Encounter with Marge Dursley ==
Its plan was cut short, however, when it was caught by a group of fishermen and taken to a seafood restaurant where it was eaten by Marge Dursley. Its 'funnyness' caused Marge to become ill. Eventually the Funny Whelk escaped through a bout of projectile vomiting.