A Gang Of Birds (Dash and Smash)/Script

A lot of Mobian birds use many means of travel to arrive at the funeral
Nut: "We will do anything to revive you, Infinite!"
Candy: "He was a great nemesis. We will miss him. Anyone want to do the favor of burying him?"
Quack: "Hello, we're right in front of your eyes."
Fal: "And I'm the first one you all saw! That's right, I'm fast!"
Candy: "Great! There are more people to join us in the funeral!"
Cookie: "And there's the son of Bean the Dynamite! Nut!"
The Prower Sisters laugh
Cookie: "Why is his name Nut?"
Hooter: "A nut is a type of famous edible seed, just like a bean."
Bullseye: "We're not here for the funeral."
Rodney: "We are here to REVIVE Infinite!"
Cookie: "We are scientists after all. But don't do it yourself. We can-"
Candy: "Remember? Mom told us not to do it."
Cluck: "Oh, but Nut is the voice of one of the main protagonists of Cartoonutcases! We may add you in as guest stars in one episode. We do it yourself, we distract anyone who opposes you, but it's best you hide it from everyone."
Nut: "By the way, we are the Avian Alliance. We are birds with many special abilities. We lead this alliance, but there are more in this bird army. I am Nut the Dynamite. I am a Woodpecker. There's also Quack the Duck, Fal the Falcon, Hooter the Owl, Rodney the Roadrunner, Cluck the Hen, Frosty the Penguin, and Perry the Parrot. Neat that I'm just 16 years old and I own a large army?"
Custard: "Aye!"
Donut: "We don't have to face punishment from Mom or Dad if we become the voices of the protagonists of Cartoonutcases! And to aid you in helping distract everyone, we're gonna call all of our friends."
Pie: she gets the cellphone "Hello! Rose Residence here! I met a gang of birds named the Avian Alliance. Nut the Dynamite is the voice of one of the main protagonists of Cartoonutcases, and he'll let us all take over when we revive Infinite."
Smash: "What? Cartoonutcases? It's a deal! But Bash can't come. He can't speak."
Glimmer: "Wait, what? Cartoonutcases? That's my favorite cartoon!"
Bea: "We have a deal! I'm going to be Pot!"
Melissa: "No, I'm going to be Pot!"
Glimmer: "No, it's me!"
Veronica: "The debate over who will be Pot will be later after we accomplish this goal. Besides, Sly won't be in this debate. She is just not good as her. Maybe you're better for the teenage girl that goes boom and turns into a monster."
Sly: "Hey! I wanted to be Pot!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "We should be the girl doves!"
Skye: "How about we all shut up and put this plan into action already? By the way, who is Nut?"
Nut: "Pakko."
Skye: "Then I'm going to be Hakko."
The call ended and the many kids ran to the funeral
Dash: "Let's get reviving Infinite already! We want our prize as the new cast of Cartoonutcases!"
Smash: "We're only inviting Bash here, because he is willing to help us. He is loyal to his siblings, after all."
Dash: "Well, he is a good boy."
Nut: "We should attack the Freedom Fighters. You, girls, revive Infinite!"
Pastry and Popsicle: "Aye aye, Nut!"
Nut: "Let's go!"
Freedom Fighter Base
Sally: "What's that?"
Lanolin: "Big threat incoming, Your Majesty! It's the Avian Alliance!"
Vector: he was drinking coffee, but he spits it on Sally "What? The Avian Alliance?"
Charmy: "The Avian Alliance?"
Tails: "The Avian Alliance?"
Acorn Army Members: "THE AVIAN ALLIANCE?"
Sonic: he was wiping the coffee off of Sally, but he dropped the tissue "The Avian Alliance? Wait, no, that had no payoff." he wiped off the coffee off of Sally, but dropped it while saying "THE AVIAN ALLIANCE?"
Amy: "Oh, darn. Eggman's army of Mobian birds led by the 16 year old child of Bean, Nut the Dynamite. We know how close to losing we were when we fought them."
Tangle: "This is going to be fun."
Amy: "No, it's not!"
Tangle: "They were the toughest foes we had to face in a long time."
Lanolin: "Wait a second, Gloria and Tony were not in the battle! They were taking care of their children."
Whisper: "So?"
Sally: "SO? Gloria was a great partner! We took down another Death Egg together!"
Tails: "Oh! Yeah, I remember that."
Whisper: "I wasn't there."
Gadget: "Nor was I."
Tangle: "Not that Gloria and Tony would win alone."
Sally: "But with us aiding them, we would win!"
Antoine: "Mina sent me this!"
Sally: she reads the letter "We are going to REVIVE INFINITE WITH THE HELP OF THE AVIAN ALLIANCE? If we succeed, we will be members of the cast of Cartoonutcases. From the MONGOOSE SISTERS?"
Sonic: "As if they are gonna be a threat at all."
Amy: "Wait, Cartoonutcases? That's a large cast! That means-"
Saffron: "I'm afraid we have to come to this conclusion, but..."
Sally: "Wait, you don't mean-"
Skye: he gets a loudspeaker "Let us revive Infinite, or I will destroy the Freedom Fighters' base!"
Sally: "That."
Cream: she was gritting her teeth "When we get back home, YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE! But, Sally, that still sounds like you jumped to conclusions again."
Amy: "I'm trying my hardest to fight the urge to transform."
Sally: she gasps "Oh, please don't remind me!"
Amy: "This time, my kids have gone too far."
The Ostriches run to the base, shooting lasers with a gun attached to their backs
Sonic: "What is this? Galactic Fights?"
Tony: "What did I come back to- OH MY GOODNESS!"
Gloria: "It's an army of ostriches! Ooh, I am so scared! Nah, I'm not, they're lunch." she gets out a Burst Wispon and tries to roast them
An ice beam stopped the Burst Wispon
Gloria: "GOLDIE!"
Goldie: "Gotcha, Mom!"
Tony: he uses a fire shield to attack the Ostriches
Goldie: she freezes Tony
Gloria: "Bro! GOLDIE, YOU HAVE GONE TOO-"
The penguins shoot rockets at Gloria
Gloria: she uses Blue Cube and freezes the penguins into cubes and the rockets too
Goldie: she uses Blue Cube on Gloria, freezing her
Perry: imitating Sally's voice "Sonic! Help!"
Sonic: "I'm coming for you, Sally!" he boosted to a rock with lots of dynamite, but the dynamite exploded on him "Sally! NOOOO!"
Smash: "I wouldn't do that if I were you, Perry. I have standards."
Sally: "Relax, Sonic, I'm here."
Sonic: "Oh. It must be a parrot."
Amy: "We need the Chaos Emeralds."
A lot of cardinals, bluebirds, canaries, greater Antillean bullfinches, hens, and toucans were shot out of a slingshot, knocking out Tangle, Antoine, Bunnie, Rotor, and Dulcy
Nut: he throws bombs at more members of the Acorn Army
Skye: "Too bad I have the Chaos Emeralds!"
Falcons and crows take down Tails’ big robot
Tails: “Darn it! It was the perfect weapon against those anger-inducing birds!”
Amy: “Tails!”
The Ducks attack Whisper and Gadget with dynamite cannons from the water
Gadget: he used Red Burst to blow up the dynamites so that he won’t get damaged by them
Whisper: she growled
Lanolin: “Gadget! Whisper! Get the Chaos Emeralds from Skye!”
Gadget and Whisper: “On it!”
Pie: she throws a pie at Lanolin’s face
Pastry: she shears Lanolin’s wool off “Thank you for helping us produce more pillows!”
Cream: “Are you doing this just for profit?”
Donut: “No, it’s so that we can have fun being the characters in Cartoonutcases.”
Cream: “Your wallet might get lighter due to paying for your crimes.”
Custard: “A coin weighs much more than a bill and is worth less. So, maybe not.”
Cream: “Not funny.”
Amy: “Must control… must control…”
Bash: he did a fire hammer attack on Amy
Amy: she grabbed Bash’s hammer
Smash: she gasps
Amy: “ENOUGH! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! YOU WILL LEARN WHY NOBODY MESSES WITH ME!”
Sonic: “I would apologize, kids!”
Melody: “Why should we?”
Amy: she was about to transform, with a pink aura surrounding her
Cream: “Just to let you know, if I had a rage transformation that is not my dark form, I would transform earlier.”
Many mallards attack Cream
Amy: “Grrr… THAT’S IT! YOU HAVE GONE WAY TOO FAR” she fully transformed into a bigger, more monstrous version of her named Raging Rose
Raging Rose: she stared at the kids
Flash: “I did not know Mom could become so scary!”
Raging Rose: “This is what happens when you mess with me.”
Many woodpeckers make birdhouses and huts out of trees’ wood
Everyone hid from Raging Rose
Sonic: “Told ya I would apologize if I ever made her this angry- WHOA!”
Sally seemed dead
Sonic: he turned into Speed Demon
Speed Demon: “Now you’ve gone way too far! At least I won’t attack my kids in this form. They’d have standards.” he runs around the many huts and Cyloops them, burning them all, and burning the birds too
Raging Rose: she threw many giant hammers and caused the ground to shake many times
Dash: “It’s an emergency!”
The 7 Prower Sisters in battle flew to the funeral they made
Cream: “That guy is so evil! I am so angry at these brats for joining them! He doesn’t have redeeming qualities! NONE! ZERO!”
Smash: “Uh, you’re a doctor! You could check her heartbeat!”
Cream: she gets a stethoscope and checks Sally’s heartbeat “She’s still alive!”
Speed Demon: he turned back into his normal form
Sonic: “Phew. Sally, why did you play dead?”
Sally: “It’s Lanolin and Jewel’s strategy to victory! You turning into Speed Demon would definitely guarantee us a win if you can’t get the Chaos Emeralds from Skye!”
Raging Rose: she used a giant hammer and heavily injured many of the Avian Alliance’s troops along the way “SKYE, GIVE ME THOSE!”
Skye: “No way.”
Raging Rose: she snatched the Emeralds from Skye and calmed down, turning her back to normal
Amy: “Woohoo! I got the Emeralds!”
Sonic: he ran to Amy “You did? That’s great, Amy! I was never happier when I got to marry you, and I never regretted that decision ever, and this is why. You’ve trained with Knuckles all just to protect me. You’re a true friend with a passion to help and can see the good in many people, and that’s why I became your husband. Now, let’s finish-“
Amy: “Uh, wait, why is Nut trying to revive Infinite?”
Tails: “That was petty. All this so that the kids can become the voice actors and actresses in a zany cartoon show. I would feel the same way even if they became the actors and actresses of a sequel to Gadget’s List, which was the best drama film of all time.”
Sonic: “While we’re on the subject of Gadget’s List, it was released in the same year Amblin Studios released a cartoon called Cartoonutcases!”
Cream: “OK, now, Nut, what made you want to revive Infinite this time?”
Nut: “The execs at Cartoon Network, the Home of the Toon Stars. Specifically the founder and president of this network, Betty Cohen.”
Sally: “Hey, how about I make a deal with the kids that if they help us convince Betty to let Nut and the Avian Alliance not go through with their plan to revive Infinite, I will give a royal order to the people working at Amblin Studios to let them voice the characters in Cartoonutcases?”
Pie: she calls Candy
Candy: “Hello, Pie?”
Pie: “Don’t revive Infinite anymore. We can get the same prize by helping Sally convince Betty to let the Avian Alliance out of this cartoon plot contract they made with Cartoon Network Studios.”
Cake: “We have a deal!”
Cookie: “Let’s go, girls!”
Skye: “Sally, we all have a deal.”
Nut: “Thanks, Sally. I really never wanted to go through with this plan, but Betty forced me into it, or else I wouldn’t be allowed in the show anymore.”
Sally: “Let’s get her!”
Goldie: she gets the Wispon effects on Tony and Gloria undone
Cartoon Network Building
Betty: “If you want your show to get more views, then go through with this plot. It’s crazy, zany, and allows for a lot of action. Sorry, but this is for the show’s own good.”
Cake: “We don’t want that! We just want you to stop great evil from being awakened in our world!”
Betty: “But it creates a lot of suspense!”
Candy: “But DIC Entertainment would know that this would make the protagonists seem like terrible characters who don’t fit what people expect from the kids of the very heroic previous generation.”
Betty: “Holy smokes! Thank you for reminding me of that!”
Cookie: “And you want to gain another big fan base for one of your shows, don’t ya?”
Betty: “Oh, right. Thank you for reminding me why I shouldn’t have made the Aviary Alliance enter the show by forcing you to revive Infinite. Even the leader’s dad, Bean the Dynamite would have standards. Even Nack the Weasel would not stoop down to doing that.”
Sally: “Great job, Prower Sisters. Bravo.”
Cream: “And despite making me absolutely livid before, the fact that you did the deed gets you immediately off the hook. Now enjoy Sally’s royal order to Amblin Studios!”
Everyone cheered for the 3 oldest Prower Sisters
Cream: “I am happy now! Congratulations, you redeemed yourself.”
Candy: “Thanks, Mom!”
Cartoonutcases Plays
Characters: “We’re Cartoonutcases!
We have many characters for episode’s bases!
We’re crazy to the max!
While showing our zaniness, we never slack!
We’re Cartoonnutie!
Totally a lottie!”
Pot: Bea’s Voice “Clean my mutt-ie!”
Pakko, Hakko, Pot, and the rest of the cast: “Cartoonutcases! Meet many faces!”
Glimmer and Melissa: “Yeah, Bea. You deserved to be Pot.”
Bea: “Thank you so much for letting me play as her!”
Veronica, Sly, Shelly, and Tamara: "We are all sorry, Status Quo." they bow to a statue called "Status Quo" "Our God, please forgive us for not letting you interfere with this episode."
Bea: "What are you doing?"
Veronica: "Praying to Status Quo for not letting them interfere with this episode."
The End!
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