Shove It Up Your Krabs

Shove It Up Your Krabs is a standalone episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Tits.
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with an establishing shot of Mr Krabs’ House. The camera zooms in through the window to reveal Mr Krabs watching TV.)
Mr Krabs: For the love of god, me brain’s rotting from all of this ‘morning show’ stuff..
(Cut to the TV, which is showing two fishes interviewing a sexy fish wearing nothing but a skirt.)
Phillip Schobass: Can you do it on me?
Sexy Fish: (sexually) Okay…
(She strips and slams Phillip onto the floor. Just as the sax begins, a testcard shows up.)
Mr Krabs: OH COME ON!
(Mr Krabs storms off. Cut to him walking past various things. He finally stops at an empty jar.)
Mr Krabs: You have to be kidding me!
(He grabs his phone and clicks onto the OTVX app.)
Mr Krabs: Hmmmm…hmmmmmmm…hmmmmmmmmm…this is gonna be good!
(We bubble transition to Nat walking towards a familiar looking anchor. He knocks on the door and a slot opens, allowing the eyes of Mr Krabs to slide out.)
Mr Krabs: Welcome to my tea party, Nat!
(The crab opens the door and lets Nat in.)
Nat: Okay, where’s the tea?
Mr Krabs: Here’s the tea!
(Mr Krabs jumps on Nat and has silhouetted ambush sax with him.)
Nat: NOOOOOOO! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE USING A CONDOM!
Mr Krabs: We can’t have babies, ya’ dumbarse!
Nat: Oh. YAAAAAAAAAY!
Mr Krabs: By the way, are you transgender?
Nat: Yes!
Mr Krabs: You still have your old ‘sexual appendage’.
Nat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(We bubble transition to a montage of Mr Krabs having silhouetted ambush sax to the tune of “Shipoopi” from Family Guy. Another bubble transition changes the scene to SpongeBob walking towards the house of Mr Krabs. He opens the door and is pushed backwards by a lot of money.)
SpongeBob: Holy shit! 
(The sponge wallows through this sea of money and enters the house.)
SpongeBob: Mr Kraaaaaaaabs?
(He arrives at Eugene’s bedroom, where Mr Krabs is passionately kissing a picture of himself.)
SpongeBob: Krabs, what are you doing?
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob…I’ve been pulling a Quagmire.
Cop #1: That’s all we needed to hear.
(A bunch of cops climb out of Mr Krabs’ pants and put their guns to his head.)
All Cops: Mr Krabs, you are under arrest for having ambush sex with various people in Bikini Bottom. 
Mr Krabs: You’ll never take me alive!
(Cut to Mr Krabs’ grave.)
Squidward: That bastard’s finally gone! Time to do what I’ve always wanted to do!
(The squid starts urinating on Mr Krabs’ gravestone.)
Squidward: Come and join me, SpongeBob! The water’s fine!
(The episode ends with SpongeBob walking over to join Squidward in urinating on the gravestone.)
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