Robots (video game)/Transcript

*Herb: Hey, Rodney! If you're going to Robot City, you'll need to fix your Wonderbot. I grabbed its blueprint - so you just need to find the pieces. Take a look around and then come see me behind. Mr. Tinhead's shop. Hey Rodney, glad you made it. Now let's practice jumping. See these crates? You can reach the tops by jumping - for the really high ones. If you don't quite reach - don't worry! You'll grab the ledge and then you can lift yourself up. Well done, son! That's all the pieces in this area. I'm going to the Town Hall - there's some more pieces there - come find me, when you get a chance. Well Rodney, time to test those skills you learned. Hop on this elevator and it will take you up above the shops. Once you've found all the Wonderbot pieces, bring them to me and we'll see if we can get him working. Well done Rodney, you've found all the pieces. Let's see if we can get him working. There we go! Rodney, I'm really proud of you - it's a fantastic invention. I've been waiting for a day like this to give you a gift - here... I have to go to work now, but come meet me at the diner once you've put on your grow-ups. Just follow the trail of scrap. I've left for you. Now Rodney, you need to be able to look after yourself in the city. I'm going to show you how to use a Scrap Launcher. Excellent work, son! That's the Scrap Launcher. There are two ways of using it, let's give the first a try. See those plates over there - try smashing them with your Scrap Launcher. Excellent work, son. Mr. Gunk will probably deduct from my paycheck for all those, but if you learned from it then it's worth it. Anyway, I'll tell you a secret now - there's a second mode for accurate scrap launching. You see that target behind me? Well done! You can use the Scrap Launcher against any bad robots, but you'll need scrap. If you run out, you can always use your wrench - but it's not as powerful. Listen Rodney, some of the customers have complained about noises coming from out back - could you check it out? Meet me outside the Town Hall once you're finished. Good work Rodney - I think you're ready to go. There's just one last thing - the train fare. Inside the Town Hall you'll find enough Gold Scrap laying around to buy a ticket. Well, in you go - and watch out for those security bots - they don't like people snooping around for lost scrap. 
*Rodney: Here you've fixed that. Not. You are a heap of scrap. 
*Conductor: Hi there! Our next train is the Robot City Express - tickets cost 10 Gold Scrap. Would you like one? Enjoy your trip!
*Robot: Let me guess - you wanna see Bigweld. take some advice from a fellow inventor - go home now... But hey, I like your little friend here so tell you what, take this blueprint for a invention of mine - a remote control. You could use it to control your little friend! Find all the blueprint pieces and bring them to me. Head out that door and take a look. 
*Rodney: Uh-oh. You should worn a cup holder. Bot goes bye-bye. Hey, I've got some scraps for the dog. Tell your boss Copperbottom is in town. Now that is a malfunction. You're a hunk of junk now. Cleaning up the city. You are never gonna shine. No matter what you've made of. 
*Green Robot: Taxi - only 5 Gold Scrap. So do you want a taxi? Thanks - one taxi coming up! 
*Robot: Oh good work - you've found all the pieces. Well, here's my remote control. You see that pad there? That's a control pad. Whenever you see one, stand on it and you can control your little friend. I suggest you make use of that pad and fly him over to that platform and activate that lever - it should roll out the bridge.
*Rodney: Whoa! 
*Jack Hammer: Hey there - Jack Hammer's my name! I own the har dware store. Looks like you're in need of an upgrade or two. I'll tell you what - you can have one on the house - and maybe you can do me a favor later. Here's the blueprint to my Magnabeam - pretty cool, eh?! Find the pieces and then come to my store in the Midtown area. You go that?
*(Jack Hammer walks away)
*Rodney: Huh?
*Robot: Hello there! I was just admiring our beautiful clock. I was just admiring our beautiful clock. I assume you'd be interested in the history of a clock as grand a this.
*Rodney: Oh. Um. Well, not really.
*Clock: Excellent, I thought you would be. It was donated to the Robot City by Bigweld Industries - it's rumored that it was hand crafted by Bigweld himself. Just look at those f ine carvings and the exquisite detailing on the face. Why, would I be surprised if it wasn't the most accurate timepiece in the Robot city. My boy, we have to repair the clock. It's more than a timepiece, it's a work of art! If you can find all the pieces I'll give you an ample reward - please find them for me. Ahhh! Excellent work! Bravisimo! With all the pieces we should be able to get the clock ticking again in no time, pardon the pun and now for that reward, I hope 5 golden cos show my appreciation. 
*Conductor: Hello and welcome to Robot City Transport. Transport Pod rental is 10 Gold Scrap. Would you like a rent a Transport Pod? Please drive carefully and keep all hands and arms inside the pod at all times! 
*Rodney: They're not my fault. They're just rolled their. Okay, this might be a little too fast. Whoa! Hey, you might be a time for a upgrade. Shift into high gear. Oop. My fault. Sorry. 
*Jack Hammer: I see you had more luck in finding my store than the Magnabeam pieces. Go take another look around Midtown - I know they're out there somewhere. While you're here, can I help you with anything? 
*Mailman: Oh no, oh no, oh no. I'm in for it this time. There's a hole in my mailbag, and I've lost all of my parcels! You, you, you've got to help me. If I don't find them by the time they're meant to be delivered I'll lose my job. Oh, find all the parcels before time runs out and return them to me. Please, hurry! Oh thank you! You've saved my job! Oh, however you can I repay you? Here, take this parcel - I think it contains something that may well interest you! 
*Robot: You've just got to help me. We were so proud of our repairs to Bigweld's clock that we published a special edition of the Robot City Chronicle to detail all the fantastic repair work. But there was a terrible mix up at the printers, I gave them the wrong document - my diaries!... and, well, we need to destroy all the copies before they're brought or I'll be ruined. There are things in that diary no one should read. The newspaper stands are due to start selling in 3 minutes. Please, you have to find all the stands and smash them before sales start. Will you help me? Oh thank you - come back and see me when you've successfully smashed them all. Now get going, you've have no time to lose. Rodney, I find myself on considerable debt to you once again - you're a credit to yourself, your parents and Robot City. I can only hope that this goes some way to repaying that debt - thank you. 
*Piper: Hey hotshot! I've seen your driving - you think you're pretty good, eh? Wanna race? You don't stand a chance. Let's go! 
*Rodney: Turbo power! Oop. My fault sorry. Wow! I'm really flying. Okay, now I'm really dizzy. Out of control! Look out! Get off the phone and watch the road. Woo-hoo. 
*Piper: You got lucky - that's all - take this as a reward. Listen, you'd better not tell anyone about this or I'll find you and then there'll be trouble.
*Lug: Hey little fella. Don't s'pose you could help me? I was driving my Truck Pod on the transport way, and before I knew it the back hatch opened up and I'd lost my cargo cargo. Could you find it for me? Hey, thanks little buddy. Find them all and there'll be a reward for you! 
*Rodney: Zoom! Where did you get your license a box of breakfast cogs? Okay, this might be a little too fast. Sorry about that. Shift into high gear. 
*Green Robot: Hey, thanks little guy. That was real decent of you to help me out. Here, take this as a reward. 
*Jack Hammer: Excellent! Here's the Magnabeam. You can use it to move bots and certain items - its beam will pull them towards you. Listen, you have been to Bigweld's factory yet? I've heard it's the place to go if you have an invention and I'm sure they'll be interested in that Wonderbot of yours. Why not pay them a visit? While you're here, can I help you with everything? 
*Tim: Yoo-hoo! Excuse me. Can I help you?
*Rodney: Sorry, I... I... Hey, you're Tim from the TV show! 
*Tim: That's me! 
*Rodney: Well, hey, Tim! Who closed the gate? It's never supposed to be closed. 
*Tim: Yeah, okay, what do you want? 
*Rodney: Hmmm. Oh. I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld. I'm a inventor! 
*Tim: Eh, sorry. Nobody gets in. Company rules.
*Rodney: Company rule...? But I'm an inventor, I need to see Bigweld.
*Tim: Well, eh, I'll tell you what, kid. I lost my toolkit the other day. If you can find all the pieces I'll think about letting you in! 
*Rodney: Great! Don't go anywhere, Tim - I'll be right back. Note to self avoid bad bots. I am precious metal. Looks like you got a scrapped kicked out of you. Now that is a malfunction. You're a bucket of bolts now. You're picked the wrong day to be bad. 
*Tim: Well crank my jaws. You found my toolkit, ha! Good work, kid. 
*Rodney: So now I can see Bigweld?
*Tim: Hmmm, lemme think. Sure - you can't! 
*Rodney: No! But I found your toolkit - y-you can't keep me out!
*Tim: Sure I can. In fact those are my orders - keep out the losers! Haha, that's you!
*Rodney: I am not a loser!
*Tim: Oh, no? Well, if you were a winner, you'd be up there...
*Rodney: Hmmm., you're right! And that's where I'm going. Up there! 
*Robot: You've found Tim's toolkit - that'll keep him busy for a while. So, here's a blueprint for an upgrade I invented - the Robo-Glide. You'll need it if you're going to get into the factory. Climb the factory walls, find all the pieces, I'll meet you up there soon to show you how to get in.
*Rodney: I should win the metal of honor. You'll get it metal? Looks like you got the scraped kicked out of ya. That bot goes down. This is gonna get greasy. 
*Robot: Excellent! Here's your prize - the Robo-Glide. You can use it to reach that ledge over there - try it!
*Rodney: Ha. Who needs upgrades.
*Green Robot: Hey little buddy, you got your foot back, how about helping Fender find his head? Bring it back here once you've found it!
*Rodney: Cleaning up the city. 
*Robot: Hey there youngster. You know, since you're the first bot down here that hasn't tried to steal my elbow, I've got a treat for you. See this blueprint? It's for an invention of mine called the Electro Shot. If you can find all the pieces I'll show you what it can do!
*Rodney: Uh-oh. Sorry about that. Hey, you're now a pile of scrap. You are so done. You are never gonna shine. No matter what you've made of. Recycle. Hope you've had a warranty for those parts. Whammo! 
*Robot: Hey! Here you go - here's my Electro Shot. Not only can it be used as a powerful weapon, but you can use it power up old machinery. There's a depleted electrode up there - try electrifying it - I think it'll help you on your way.
*Rodney: Electricfyer. 
*Lug: You found it! We'd better go and see if we can get it put back on.
*Jack Hammer: Rodney, I might know a way that you could help Fender - and get spare parts for all the Outmodes in Robot City. You'll need my transport pod, but you'll have to prove your driving skills before I'll let you borrow it, hotshot! I've put the blueprints to my Magnagrip invention out on the transport freeway. If you can collect them all before the time runs out, I'll lend you my pod. So, can I help you with everything? 
*Piper: Hey, hotshot! I've been practicing since last time - so I'm thinking it's time for some payback. Wanna race? You won't find it so easy this time!
*Rodney: Okay, this might be a little too fast! Whoa! Wow. I am really flying. Turbo power! It ain't my fault. I've just roll there. Look out! Ow! I think I broke a wrist sprine. Doom! 
*Piper: I can't believe you beat me again! It's just not fair. Well, I did promise you a reward - here you go - now you'd better leave before I get real mad.
*Jack Hammer: I knew you'd find all these parts - and here's the Magnagrip. You can use it by jumping under any magnetic ceiling. So, about your friends: I've heard there's an abandoned sewer system that runs under Robot City, apparently there's enough spare parts littered around down there to keep us outmodes running for years - but someone has to collect them. Good luck!
*Rodney: So this must be the old sewer Jack Hammer talked about. I need to find those spare parts and get out of here! Having a meltdown? All right! Enough spare parts to repair all the outmodes. Now I just need to find the exit and get out of here. 
*Jack Hammer: Rodney, you're back - and with those parts too. Great! Listen, I have one more invention that should help you - scramblers. They were going to be a surprise, but the shipment was hijacked by one of those old sewer maintenance bots. The fumes down there have made him pretty nutty - so I doubt he'll give them back without a fight. Go show him who's the boss.
*Cappy: I'm a little preoccupied right now. Sorry. 
*Rodney: Anybody want some liquid metal?
*Jack Hammer: Nice work, Rodney! I knew you could do it! What a kid! Ahhh, the Scramblers - my bestiest invention. The magnetic pulse that they emit will temporarily stop many different types of machinery - even other robots - I'm sure you'll get good use out of them. Listen Rodney, you need to find out why Bigweld Industries has stopped making spare parts, and I think the only robot that can help you is Bigweld himself. Try going to his Mansion. Good luck! 
*Cappy: You'll look like a nice guy, but I can't really talk.
*Rodney: Bigweld????!!! Is that you? Too late for apologies but sorry anyway. Bigweld! You've gotta come with us and retake control of Bigweld Industries! Ratchet's gone crazy, he's stopped making spare parts, he wants to wipe us outmodes out! 
*Bigweld: What? It can't be true! Let's see what Ratchet has to say about this!
*Rodney: (Screams) If only I had some way to scramble those power-nodes. Now that wasn't a very nice bot. I am precious metal. In your face play. Mess with the best end up like the rest. Oh, yeah. 
*Robot: Hey, kid! You know I can't let you in here - orders, you know. Of course, I've been pretty forgetful so, er, who knows, for 10 Gold Scrap. I might forget what I'm doing again. Wadda you say? Good deal, buddy! Hey, thank you so very much. I, eh... What was I just doing there? Oh, I forgot again. I'm such a, oh... I gotta go ask my supervisor, he's got my programme, he knows What I was into there. 
*Ratchet: We're gonna take you apart blue boy. Take this, kid. Have some of this. Fix this, kid. 
*Rodney: Take that.
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