Yell Y'all

Yell Y'all is an episode from Season 1 of SpongeBob CrazyPants. In this episode, Patrick yells at Patrick Jr.
== Characters ==
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Stingy
* Eugene H. Krabs
* Patrick Star
* Patrick Jr.
* Squidward Q. Tentacles
* Donald Trump
* Joe Biden (mentioned)
* Sandy Cheeks
* Squidasaurus Rex
* Sheldon J. Plankton
* Robbie Rotten
* Hoopla Guy
== Transcript ==
[SpongeBob's alarm wakes him up and he immediately leaps out of bed]
SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple under the sea! SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous am I! SpongeBob SquarePants! [Leaves his pineapple] Nautical nonsense is something I wish! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Stingy: Hey.
SpongeBob: So I flop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Stingy: Hey!
SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Stingy: HEY!!!
SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquaaarePaaaaants!
Stingy: [Nukes SpongeBob] HEY!!!!!
SpongeBob: Ow that hurt... oh, hi Stingy!
Stingy: That song was nothing compared to mine! Listen to this! This mailbox is mine! And this triangle sign! That blue balloon, the month of June, they're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
SpongeBob: Shut up!
Stingy: Ziggy's sweets are mine!
SpongeBob: Who the hell's Ziggy?
Stingy: That birdie's tweets are mine! The city streets, both your feet, they're all emphatically mine!
SpongeBob: Wait! What does emphatically mean?
Stingy: It all belongs to me! Everything I see! North, South, East, and West! I caress it, cause I possess it!
SpongeBob! That song was rubbish! Besides, you're loading this episode with filler!
Stingy: Hey! Don't break the fourth wall! Besides, I own everything, right?
SpongeBob: Nope, you just said you do.
Stingy: So I own the song you just sung, right?
SpongeBob: Again, no. Stating that something is in your possession doesn't make it so.
Stingy: So I can sue you on the grounds of copyright! I'm taking you to the supreme court!
SpongeBob: Oh, shut up. It was a mistake talking to you. I'm going to the Krusty Krab.
*Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab*
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob me boi! Welcome back!
SpongeBob: Ahoy, Mr Krabs.
Patrick: Hi SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Oh hi Patrick!
Patrick: You know how you sung a song earlier? Can I sing one?
SpongeBob: Sure.
Patrick: Hi! My name is Patrick, but you can call me Pat! I'm smart and cool and strong and great and very very fat! Although, it must be said that I do not have the best luck! When something bad happens to me, I just have to say...
Patrick Jr: That song's terrible! Mine's much better!
Patrick: Hey! You didn't let me finish!
Patrick Jr: Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! 69 is a number! You just broke into my room and disturbed my slumber! Patrick always cries like a baby!
Patrick: I do not! [Cries like a baby]
Patrick Jr: Squidward always says maybe!
Squidward: No I don't! Well... maybe.
Patrick Jr: Donald Trump is orange as hell! Hey! That rings a bell!
Patrick: A bell?! Where?! [Throws a tantrum]
Patrick Jr: And that was my song! If you thought it was trash, you're wrong!
Stingy: I didn't think it was trash.
Patrick Jr: You didn't?
Stingy: Yeah, calling it trash is an insult to trash. Also it's mine now. Sing it again and I'll sue you.
Patrick: [To Patrick Jr] YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Donald Trump: [Walking in] Hi, all. [To Stingy] Hi, son. [To Patrick] May I ask, who were you yelling at?
Patrick: Uhh... Joe Biden!
Donald Trump: Ah! Truly a man worth yelling to. I'm glad...
Patrick Jr: He wasn't yelling at Joe Biden, he was yelling at me!
Donald Trump: What?! You can't just yell at random people! You can build walls keeping them out of your country, you can impound unfair and unjust laws crushing their freedom, you can decimate their small businesses by creating huge ones next to them that everyone will go to... but for some reason you can't yell at them. You're fired!
Patrick: I don't work for you!
Donald Trump: Where do you work? I'll buy the business just so I can fire you!
Patrick: I'm unemployed.
Sandy: [Crashing in on Squidasaurus Rex] Yeeee-Haaaaw!
Donald Trump: Wha-Who are you? Whya re you here?
Sandy: This episode was gettin' real dull, so I decided to spice things up a bit! And I brought my friends too!
Plankton: Ha ha ha ha ha! Robbie, steal me that formula.
Robbie Rotten: OK Plankton! [Snatches it from Mr Krabs]
Mr Krabs: Me formula!
Stingy: Hey, that formula's mine!
Hoopla guy: HOOPLA!
Patrick: [Cries like a baby]
[The Krusty Krab implodes. The secret formula grows legs and runs to Mr Krabs]
Mr Krabs: Oh, thank God. Alright, everyone who came here with Sandy, OUT!
[Everyone leaves]
Sandy: Aw...
Donald Trump: Hey, Patrick, how'd you like to work for one of my many businesses?
Patrick: Would I?!
Donald Trump: You're hired!
Patrick: Yay!
Donald Trump: You're fired!
Patrick: [Cries like a baby]
[Episode ends]
== Gallery ==
File:Spongebobimage.png|SpongeBob singing his song
== Reviews ==
Primitive Star: 6/10 Pretty meh, I much prefer its sister.
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