Pilot Pitch

Pilot Pitch
The original test pilot
Season: 0 Episode: 00
Total Episode Count: 0
Prod. no.: 0
Featuring: SpongeBob, Sandy, Plankton, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl
Also Appearing: Fred, Tom, Xavier, Eugene Krabs, Dale, Mike, Barbara, Fish God, The Brady Bunch, Tom Hanks, G.I. Jew Fish, Pound Sea Poochie, Baby Heimlich
==Plot:==
The episode closely follows the beginning of Dead Fish Has a Shadow. After an interlude of the gang watching The Brady Bunch, the scene shifts to the kitchen. Just as Plankton completes his mind control device, Sandy takes it away mistaking it for a toy. The gang talks about SpongeBob's attending a friend's stag party. After Sandy cautions SpongeBob about drinking and extracts not to drink, SpongeBob proceeds to drink anyway. Then he creates a copy of himself and puts it the next scenes. Exhausted, SpongeBob neglects his job as toy inspector and a number of dangerous items pass him by and he is fired. SpongeBob is shown trying out as a spokesman for CoCo Puffs, as a salad bar sneeze guard, and in a talent show. The episode ends at this point.
==Quotes:==
Sandy: Hmm, smoking! How does a boy like that go so wrong?
SpongeBob: Ohh, they live in a crummy neighborhood!
Squidward: The Bradys?
SpongeBob: Heck yeah, they got robbers, thugs, drug dealers you name it.
(Orange Fish in a purple dress holding pancakes outside the house)
Woman: You folks want some pancakes?
SpongeBob: No thank you! See that's the worst we got and said Jemima's Witnesses.
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Sandy: SpongeBob, promise me you won't drink.
SpongeBob: Sandy alcohol dosen't affect me.
Patrick: Ha, remember that time SpongeBob got drunk off the communion wine at church.
(cutaway shows the church)
Church priest: And so the lord fish smoked poor Jobe with festering boils all over his body.
Fish God: Oh god, I hate it when he tells this story!
Church priest: In miraculously, Jobe was able to keep his dignity. (SpongeBob drinks the communion wine)
Squidward: And remember when you had an Irish Coffee when we went to see "Philadelphia."
(cutaway shows the gang at the theaters, other people including Sandy and Pearl were tearing)
SpongeBob: I got it, that's the guy from Big. (people looking at him) Tom Hanks, that's it aw funny guy, Tom Hanks. And the funny thing he says is the stich.
Tom Hanks: I have aids!
SpongeBob: (laughing hard)
Sandy: And then there was the time at the ice cream store.
(cutaway shows the gang at the Ice Cream Store)
SpongeBob: (holding a Rum Raison Ice Cream) Ohh, Rum Raisons my favorite! (licks the ice cream and falls on the table)
Category:List of Family Sponge Episodes
Category:Pilots
Category:Family Sponge
==Trivia==
*This is a rough draft of the series "Family Sponge".
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==Artwork==
249px-SpongeBob_SquarePants.svg.png|SpongeBob original design
290px-Sandy_Cheeks.svg.png|Sandy's Original Design
295px-Patrick_Star.svg.png|Patrick's Original Design
170px-Pearl_Krabs.svg.png|Pearl's Original Design
131px-Sheldon_Plankton.svg.png|Plankton's Original Design
Category:List of Family Sponge Episodes
Category:Pilots
Category:Family Sponge