The miracle putin

PLOT TWIST: THE RETURN OF THE KELLERS
James: Would someone mind telling me what’s going on? 
l33t k3t3: Error Code: 503, Security Hash: 1337 
James: Uhh…. 
Kate: Activating Putin-Bomb in 10-9-8- 
Keller: Get back get back! 
Kate: 5-4-3-2-1-0 
James: Quick, reload the last checkpoint. 
Keller: Okay. 
(Keller press Escape on his keyboard and presses “Restart from Last Checkpoint”) 
James: What! There was no checkpoint when we reached America? We have to start all the way 
back in Germany now. 
Keller: I call hacks, Gabe Newell must be trolling us. 
James: Yeah, lets call this to Valve Support. 
(James calls customer support) 
Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone 
James: Uhh, excuse me Valve, your new Miracle Worker.exe game sucks. Try doing it on the 
source engine next time. 
Valve Customer Support: Okay, we’ll make the book open source 
James: Wait what.. 
(Doctor Who theme plays) 
James: Was this all… a play? 
Keller: I guess it was! This play sucks, lets do the Sound of Music instead 
Kate: Okay! 
All 3 of them: Do a deer, a female deer, Ray, a drop of golden sun! 
Keller: SURPRISE UKRAINIANS. I’M ACTUALLY VLADIMIR PUTIN. ALL MEN WILL DIE 
NOW 
(Keller summons his army of robot-Russian soldiers) 
Soldiers: valar morghulis! valar morghulis! valar morghulis! 
(Scene switches to a google document) 
Ethan: This plot sucks guys, we need to change it. 
Darwin: Fine, okay. 
(Scene switches back to the play) 
Keller: Tip toe! By the window! By the window, that is where I’LLLL be just tiptoe. THrough the 
window, with meeeEEEEEE!