Plastic Love

"Plastic Love" is a Japanese song by Mariya Takeuchi. It is a meme on the SiIvaGunner channel.
== Summary ==
"Plastic Love" is a city pop song written and performed by Japanese singer Mariya Takeuchi, and produced by her husband Tatsuro Yamashita. It was originally released in Takeuchi's 1984 album Variety, then later released as a single alongside two remixes on March 25, 1985. According to Takeuchi, the song's lyrics "tell the story of a woman who lost the man she truly loves ... and that no matter how many other guys would pursue her, she couldn't shake the feelings of loneliness that the loss created.""Mariya Takeuchi: The pop genius behind 2018's surprise online smash hit from Japan", article by Patrick St. Michael from The Japan Times; November 17, 2018, archived via the Wayback Machine.
Although the song experienced moderate success in Japan upon its single release, it would later see an international resurgence in popularity in 2017 due to a YouTube upload of a fan-made eight-minute remix of the song uploaded by user "Plastic Lover". The video was greatly promoted by YouTube's recommendations algorithm, garnering over 63 million views as of May 2021 before the Plastic Lover account was terminated. With this rise in popularity, "Plastic Love" has since been widely acclaimed as a classic of the city pop and future funk genres, inspiring several remixes and cover versions. The song was re-released by Tower Records as a single on November 3, 2021, alongside a reissue of Variety.
== Rips ==
"Plastic Love" first appeared in the Volume A-exclusive track "The Whims of Plastic Love". It then made its proper channel debut in the rip "Hip Shop - Deltarune" on November 25, 2018, in which the song appears as a brief vocal sample. The song was then greatly featured in several uploads during 2019's King for Another Day Tournament, in which Mariya Takeuchi appeared as a contestant representing her and Tatsuro Yamashita's discographies, as well as the city pop and future funk genres as a whole. She was ultimately ranked in second place, for which she was awarded the fusion collab "11 Minutes of City Pop [Full Collab, VHS Rip]" in 2020.
As a result of Takeuchi's popularity within the tournament, numerous other rips featuring "Plastic Love" have since been released on the channel. Most rips featuring the song are short melody-swaps with the nine-note piano flourish that plays at the beginning, though there are also rips that are mashups or arrangements of the full song. 
== Lyrics ==
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Japanese=
[Verse 1]
突然のキスや 熱いまなざしで
恋のプログラムを 狂わせないでね
出逢いと別れ 上手に打ち込んで
時間がくれば終わる Don't hurry!
[Verse 2]
愛に傷ついた あの日からずっと
昼と夜が逆の 暮らしを続けて
はやりのDiscoで 踊り明かすうちに
おぼえた魔術なのよ I'm sorry!
[Chorus]
わたしのことを決して 本気で愛さないで
恋なんてただのゲーム 楽しめばそれでいいの
閉ざした心を飾る 派手なドレスも靴も
孤独な友達
[Instrumental interlude]
[Chorus]
わたしを誘う人は 皮肉なものね いつも
彼に似てるわなぜか 思い出と重なり合う
グラスを落として急に 涙ぐんでも
わけは尋ねないでね
[Verse 3]
夜更けの高速で 眠りにつくころ
ハロゲンライトだけ 妖しく輝く
氷のように冷たい女だと
ささやく声がしても Don't worry!
[Outro]
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes|-|Romanized Japanese=
[Verse 1]
Totsuzen no kisu ya atsui manazashi de
Koi no puroguramu wo kuruwasenaide ne
Deai to wakare jouzu ni uchikonde
Jikan ga kureba owaru don't hurry!
[Verse 2]
Ai ni kizutsuita ano hi kara zutto
Hiru to yoru ga gyaku no kurashi wo tsuzukete
Hayari no disco de odoriakasu uchi ni
Oboeta majutsu na no yo I'm sorry!
[Chorus]
Watashi no koto wo kesshite
Honki de aisanaide
Koi nante tada no geemu
Tanoshimeba sore de ii no
Tozashita kokoro wo kazaru
Hade na doresu mo kutsu mo
Kodoku na tomodachi
[Instrumental interlude]
[Chorus]
Watashi wo sasou hito wa
Hiniku na mono ne itsumo
Kare ni niteru wa naze ka
Omoide to kasanariau
Gurasu wo otoshite kyuu ni
Namidagun demo wake wa
Tazunenaide ne
[Verse 3]
Yofuke no kousoku de nemuri ni tsuku koro
Harogen raito dake ayashiku kagayaku
Koori no you ni tsumetai onna da to
Sasayaku koe ga shitemo don't worry!
[Outro]
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes|-|English translation=
[Verse 1]
With a sudden kiss and a passionate gaze
Do not cause a malfunction to the love program
Type in encounters and separations well
When the time comes, it ends
Don't hurry!
[Verse 2]
Since the day I was heartbroken
I've been having a life
That's been reversed between day and night
While dancing the nights away at the popular disco
There is a magic I've learned
I'm sorry!
[Chorus]
Never love me seriously
Love is just a game
All I need is to have fun with it
The showy dresses and shoes decorating my closed heart
Are my lonely friends
[Instrumental interlude]
[Chorus]
The men who flirt with me are
Ironically always similar to him for some reason
My memories with him are overlapped
Don't ask me why even if I drop my glass and suddenly glisten with tears
[Verse 3]
When I fall asleep by the highway at dawn
Only halogen lights are mysteriously shining
Although somebody is whispering that I'm an icy cold woman
Don't worry
[Outro]
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
I'm just playing games
I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat
Another morning comes
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== References ==
== External links ==
*"MARIYA TAKEUCHI - High Quality Rips" - YouTube playlist by Kai Nevins.
*"Plastic Love" on Wikipedia.
*"Plastic Love" on Know Your Meme.
Category:Memes