Malleo's Time Machine

Malleo's Time Machine is an action-adventure role playing shoot 'em up platformer racing shame. It's technically just a platformer shame, but Malleo likes to exaggerate. The shame was first released in 1993 for the Nintendo Entertainment System to "educate" little kids. It was later pirated ported to the Phillips CD-i, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boi, and Windows computers.
But the CD-i version of the shame was so stupid, the CD-i blows up whenever anyone tries to play the CD-i version of the shame.
This is the official sequel to Malleo is Missing.
==Plot==
Bowser uses a time machine, traveling backwards to different points in human history and stealing significant artifacts to place in his personal museum inside his castle. With his collection nearly completed, Bowser gloats that not even Malleo can stop him now. Malleo realizes that history will change forever if he does nothing, so it is up to Malleo and Weegee to use Bowser's own device against him by returning the artifacts to their proper places in time. Bowser plans to destroy his time machine, deliberately planning to irreversibly damage history and send the world back to the Dark Ages. Also, Bowser's Museum has been fully built and already established itself with history's greatest artifacts. Yoshi joins Malleo and Weegee in their quest to stop Bowser's plot, but Yoshi instead gets captured when he scouts ahead. In addition to fixing the timeline, Malleo and Weegee must also rescue Yoshi from peril.
== Time Periods ==
* 80M BC — Cretaceous Period (Dinosaur Egg‎)
* 776 BC — Olympia (Torch)
* 31 BC — Egypt (Cleopatra's Throne)
* 1192 — Japan (Minamoto no Yoritomo's Sword)
* 1520 — The Trinidad (Ferdinand Magellan's Steering Wheel)
* 1602 — United Kingdom (William Shakespeare's Quill Pen)
* 1687 — Cambridge University (Isaac Newton's Apple)
* 1862 — Gettysburg (Abraham Lincoln's Stovepipe Hat)
* 1879 — Menlo Park (Thomas Edison's Light Bulb)
* 1903 — Kitty Hawk (the Wright brothers' Propeller)
* 1905 — Germany (Albert Einstein's Physics Equation)
* 1947 — India (Indian Flag)
* 1969 — The Moon (American Flag)
* 1989 — Berlin Wall (Sledgehammer)
==Shameplay==
The shame is a third person shooter, despite being a platformer. Bowser's Museum is largely a hall with seven doors ending with Bowser's chamber. Behind each door is a Mario Bros.-style mini-game involving Koopa Troopas with a unique item that can be acquired if Malleo and Weegee defeat all of them. The Timulator is in the bottom center of each room, and it is a Warp Pipe with a transparent box. Inside the time machine, Malleo and Weegee can select pre-determined time periods rather than input them manually, although the location is not disclosed. Once warped across time and space, Malleo and Weegee will arrive at a short platforming land with enemies (Koopa Troopas, Bodyslam Koopas, and Walking Turnips) and occasionally indigenous inhabitants of the time period. There are also Message Blocks which describe the location. Malleo and Weegee must take the item acquired in the mini-game and return it to the appropriate spot - if is in the incorrect place it will return to the clutches of the Koopas via a bird (or flying saucer when on the moon), but if Malleo and Weegee right then he will complete that area. There are two artifacts in each door, so Malleo and Weegee must enter a door at least twice before he can close that section of the museum. After all the doors of the museum are cleared, the deeper part of the castle is available after Malleo and Weegee pass a random History Test about what they've learned. After beating Bowser, a key will be released and Malleo and Weegee will free Yoshi from his cage. In the end, Malleo, Weegee, and Yoshi pose next to a saddened, crying Bowser.
==Reception==
Nobody liked this shame because it is boring and stupid.
People hated the CD-i version of the game so much, blew up every CD-i in the world, and then blew up every copy of this game. Then they spit on whatever was left. Then, they went in and beat up everyone who was responsible for it, and then they took naps. This shame made a total of -$751,627,535,174,164,361,624,614,976 (however, most of the expenses were to repair damages).
==Rating==
*ESRB: EC for educational content and learning your letters.
*PEGI: 3+ because this is a babies shame.
Squadala Ratings: 22+ because we are the only guys who are not stupid enough to think this is actually a kids shame.
== Trivia ==
* Despite being an educational shame, there is no educational content in this shame whatsoever.
* Contrary to popular belief, Malleo and Weegee are not the protagonist in this shame. The protagonist is Chuck Norris because he said so. Sarah Palin then said she was the protagonist, but she is not Chuck Norris.
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