300th USCMC Basic Training

The 300th USCMC Basic Training was as the name would suggest, the 300th Basic Training (BT) by the USCMC Training and Education Command. The event notably saw a large number of participants from the 3rd Noob Division and ended with the onsite nuclear war head being detonated. 
== Background ==
As the group approached the 300th BT, ideas were thought up for some kind of celebration for this major milestone. Eventually the Commandant decided on formalizing this 'celebration' and declared the theme would be a group wide BT.
== Overview ==
The event was announced somewhat unexpectedly after TECOM completed the 299th BT just a few hours before with no prior announcement. Marines soon rallied to Kiowa alongside their allies in the 3rd Noob Division, after General Blaley asked if his men could partake. Some Marines were already on deck following the public execution of an SNCO following his treasonous acts against the Corps in a raid earlier in the day. Appointed Duty NCOs, many from the Marine Raiders Regiment led the Noobic guests toward the parade deck and stoically kept order by beating them with stun batons.
After TECOM staff donned the belt and cover, Noobs and Marine were led to the pads so the 'training' could begin in earnest. After more justified beatings of participants Noobs and Marines quickly finished the classroom section of the training and were led to the parade deck to learn drill. Following this, an APC and SPAA appeared out of thin air and started firing into the crowd, annihilating anyone who dared step out of formation. At the same time V-60 King Cobras were flown in and the surviving attendees boarded to travel to the obby. Following more yelling and physical abuse insightful and educational commentary on the meaning of DAVA and staying in shape by TECOM Personnel, Noobs and Marines started the obby and were immediately fired upon an SPAA and struck by Drill Instructors. After the obby was finished TECOM staff soon brought their cadets to the rifle range where things took a turn for the worst, as Noobs armed themselves against orders. At a result TECOM staff went pad to pad, executing any Marine or Noob who had armed themselves against orders. Once this terrible task was finished, a simulated combat exercise was started in which multiple drill instructors took to the range, instructed attendees to cross the field and back and began to fire live ammunition over their heads, resulting in some impossible to avoid casualties. As the dust settled TECOM staff quickly whisked the survivors over to the sparring arenas and had them join the REDFOR and BLUFOR teams and begin a second simulated combat exercise in cover-cover. Soon however the Basic Training ended and all Noobs in attendance were awarded the Infantry Service Medal for completing their Basic Training. Unfortunately, the planned fireworks for the events end had been replaced with the launch codes for Kiowas onsite nuclear warhead and all attendees were vaporized.
== Noobic Marine Corps Basic Training ==
SIR IT'S HELICOPTERING SIR, PLEASE IT'S COLD
-LCPL Voltigeur
After the destruction of Kiowa Valley, surviving Marines took a trip to Camp Parion II of the NMC to return the favor. Only a handful survived the detonation but nevertheless were granted the full show with live fire exercises and mass casualties in all its glory. Despite having their cloths confiscated and being forced to wear Noobic garb, Marines made it through to the end. 
==Aftermath==
For their efforts in passing the BT all noobs in attendance were awarded the USCM Infantry Service Medal. All Marines who went through the NMC BT were given the 3ND Infantry Ribbon. Commander Gallentri and General Blaley were awarded the TECOM Service Ribbon for their actions. The joint training reenforced the strong ties between USCM and NMC, as a result when NMC hosted their 300th Basic Training some time later USCM was invited, though only 2 Marines, AceMellows and Marathon were able to attend.
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