Tootally Super Twins

This farting, vibrating duet was made by PBC/Chantilly Lane from 2007-their closure in 2018; when activated via remote, they let rip at once and talk in unison as they wiggle, squirm and "blush" (light up their cheeks.) Their sound effects have been used in Barking Spider and Li'l Stinker; they have 38 command performances total.
== The Remote-Activated Noises and Totally Funny Phrases ==
# (FAART!) Yeah, you heard us!
# (FAAART!) That noise was our butts kissing you!
# (FAAAART!) We had a pair of butt bombs and they've exploded!
# (FAAAAAART!) We had a pair of butt balloons and they've popped!
# (FAAAAAAAART!) Better out than in, we always say!
# (FAAAAAAAAART!) We had a pair of butt balloons and they've deflated!
# (PFFT!) That was us, but we blame you!
# (PFFFFT!) We swear, it was our electronic whoopey cushions!
# (PFFFFFFT!) We didn't do that, we swear!
# (PFFFFFFFFT!) TBA
# (PFFFFFFFFFT!) TBA
# (BLAT!) TBA
# (BLAAT!) TBA
# (BLAAAT!) TBA
# (BLAAAAT!) TBA
# (BLAAAAAAT!) TBA
# (BLAAAAAAAAT!) TBA
# (BLAAAAAAAAAT!) TBA
# (POOT!)
# (POOOT!)
# (POOOOT!)
# (POOOOOOT!)
# (POOOOOOOOT!)
# (POOOOOOOOOT!)
# (PLBP!)
# (PLLBBPP!)
# (PLLLBBBPPP!)
# (PLLLLBBBBPPPP!)
# (PLLLLLBBBBBPPPPP!)
# (PLLLLLLBBBBBBPPPPPP!)
# (PLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPP!)
# (PLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPP!)
# (BRAACK!)
# (BRAAACK!)
# (BRAAAACK!)
# (BRAAAAAACK!)
# (BRAAAAAAAACK!)
# (BRAAAAAAAAACK!)