Onion-chan

Onion-chan is Maddie Fretz latest hallucination. Onion-chan is just an uproot she saw while playing a demo of Mario Odyssey at her local Target. Here is what she said about uproot or as she calls it "Onion-Cham" 
== These are paragraphs taken directly from her diary. ==
So I stared into thou Onion-chan's ear and scream from the top of my lungs as loud as possible "WELCOME TO SEVEN FUN FRIENDS", In which Onion-chan smiles and says "ZOOM!ZOOM!" I hug the Onion-chan and say to his face "Are you the ready?" in which Onion-chan replies with a deep "ZOOM!ZOOME!ZOOMEE!!" I take the Organic-Oregano from my Mom's closet and take out the origami paper. I rollled oregano to my origami pager, added cocaine lighted it on fire with Onion-chan's ear. i then gave one to the Onion-chan as we saw eagles and freedom and everything including Zoom returning to PBS. I was excited for one day, then I came back down to Onion-chan. 
I look at Onion-chan and see she drupes and mopes and is really sad. I scream in her ear "ZOOM!" I have decided to bite her 69 times until she is in my stomach. She has became happier than she ever was rather than sad. I smile and then I cried and cried and cried in the corner because am lonely yet again... 
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