Maids/Butlers

== Background Information ==
Maids and Butlers are physically and mentally nearly identical to humans, however they are considered a different species due to their unique life cycle. They are most often used as Maids and Butlers for the Royal Family, hence the name. They were created shortly after Queen Elizabeth was crowned queen in 1914 following her Sororicide and attack on Parliament. Upon King Tord I being crowned king, the creation of further maids and butlers was haulted, and instead new servants for the royal family would come from employing ordinary citizens.
== Description ==
=== Reproduction ===
The life cycle of a maid or butler begins when Queen Elizabeth herself lays an egg queen bee style. The egg is likely oval shaped, and around the size of a newborn baby. This egg is inseminated with the sperm of another butler (or potentially a trans maid, although Martha never ends up contributing to this cycle), who will serve as the new spawn's parent. This butler (or maid) is chosen by the queen herself, often being the most loyal who can be trusted with the secret process of reproduction. 
=== Life Cycle ===
When Laid and inseminated, an egg takes around a week or two to hatch. Upon hatching, a larvae (or grub) the size of a human infant emerges that resembles a bee larvae with a human head attached to it. This head vaguely resembles the head the adult will have. Over the course of the 2 or 3 years, the larvae is fed and grows, until it is around the size of a small child, in which it will begin pupating. The pupal stage will last around 3-4 years. This results in the larvae creating a cocoon for itself in which it will under go metamorphosis into what resembles a young human child of around 5-7. The first 48 hours of the young maid or butler's memories are not stored, and as such they will not remember the process. From here, they will undergo the usual life cycle of a human. 
=== Intelligence ===
Due to the human head of the larvae, one may assume the larvae can speak or emote. This is untrue, as this head appears only serve as a mouth. However, butlers and maids are cared for directly by their parent during their larval and pupal stages, and often emerge with the ability to speak. It's very possible that they collect and retain some knowledge and development during their earlier stages. This creates a child that matches the mental development of a similar child around 5-7. Despite this, the maids and Butlers still do not remember their pupal and larval stages.
== Behavior ==
Maids and Butlers have the same behavioral patterns as Humans, however they are often employed by the Royal Family to clean and care for Buckingham Palace. As such, they often develop cleaning and communication skills to accommodate this role. The parent of these maids and butlers often instill these skills at an early age. Those that are highly loyal to Queen Elizabeth and the Royal family are often employed as the personal servants of queen Elizabeth or her children (or grandchild, in the case of Martha being assigned to YannyTord). These are often the first candidates for reproduction, if they were born butlers, as they are the most loyal and most likely to keep the process a secret. The rest of the maids are employed to care for Buckingham Palace or any other Royal residences (such as Ulfstead Castle, or Margaret Thatcher's estate in Dublin, Scotland).
== Notable Members ==
* Martha
* Erwin the Penis Butler
== Fun Facts ==
* The larvae of maids and butlers are a homestuck reference, as Trolls have a similar larval stage (or maybe their clones? I am hearing this from hearsay, so I gotta get this checked.)
* This life cycle makes queen Elizabeth one of the two confirmed humans/humaniods capable of laying eggs, the other being Tom during Act 3, Chapter 18: The Wicked Bitch Should Have Died 87 Years Ago.
** Both of which created entirely new species (although Tom, Refuted was capable of self replication while Maids and Butlers still depend on the queen)
* Due to their life cycle, it is unknown if biological maids are fertile or not, as female worker bees are also usually unable to lay eggs in normal conditions.
** Biological butlers may also not be able to reproduce outside this cycle, as the only one who we know has offspring is Erwin, who does so through queen bee shenanigans