Pretzel Girl

She's not a girl, but rather a woman. Actually a wife, but not a mother. Well, she doesn't live in Germany. Otherwise she would be a German Girl. But she's not a Radish Girl or a Carrot Girl, but she has a pretzel. Therefore, she is a Pretzel Girl. Actually, a Pretzel Wife. She doesn't sell Pretzels, but rather eats them herself. She sells clothes.
I guess that makes her a Clothing Pretzel Wife.
Is that all? Oh no! She has a husband, one who goes to work every day. He's a husband, and not a man, but if he was a man he wouldn't be a husband. He's a workman. Why is he a workman? Because if he wasn't a workman, he would be a husband. He doesn't like pretzels, but he sells them as a second job. He has a second job because he has leftover pretzels from home. Actually, that's not true. He has two jobs because if he had one, he would be a working husband. But since he has two jobs, he is a double-working husband.
The Pretzel Girl is a Clothing Pretzel Wife with a Non-Man Double-Working Husband with no Leftover Pretzels. Now is your tongue numb?
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