The Seven Emperors

der was onc da seven emporirs
dey litderally existed
first one was man, he was man, he build castle and named it kosivo
seconed one was called second one, he died in 2 years because he drank some rat poison
third one was literally a man named henry, he did absolutely nothing for 7 centuries
fourth one was palestine, he created palistin and den went to sleepius and deid
fifth one was man named man 2, he yelled "mushrooms" at everyone for seven centuries and created a castle called kosivo 2
sixth one was named error 404, he created kosivo 3, kosivo 4 and kosivo 5 before farting too loudly and dying from the brain damag
SEVENTH ONE WAS ALLAH, THE ALL MIGHTY, HE TOOK ALL THE KOSIVO'S AND MIXED THEM TOGETHER IN A BOWL AND POURED IN A BUNCH OF CLEAN WATR, THEN HE JUMPD INTO DA BOWL, SACRIFICING HIMSELF AND FROM THE BOWL OUT POPPED THE UNIVERSE AND KOSOVO
Some crazy people claim the existence of a Eight Emperor, though this is clearly just delusional insanity and there is no proof for his existence. Now go away. He does not exist, we have no proof. Go away. Right now. Go. Away. Right. Now. Or. Else.