Transcripts/All Bottled Up; All That Jitters

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==All Bottled Up==
:Pinkie Pie: [humming]
:Applejack: What's goin' on, Pinkie?
:Pinkie Pie: I had a notion this fridge full of potion needed cleaning.
:[doorbell rings]
:Pinkie Pie: [gasps] That must be my new cupcake toppings! B.R.B.!
:[zip!]
:[clatter]
:[splash]
:[shimmer]
:Applejack: Hey, Twilight!
:Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
:Applejack: Whatcha doin'?
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh, nothing. Certainly not avoiding any specific pet in particular.
:Applejack: Who?
:Twilight Sparkle: So you've heard.
:Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] Owlowiscious and I got into a fight, and now we're not talking.
:Applejack: You want to talk about it... with me?
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh, look! Cookies! And not talking about my problems! [chomps]
:Applejack: Hold up now. What if you—? [gags]
:Twilight Sparkle: See?
:Applejack: [gulps]
:Twilight Sparkle: Tastes soooo gooooo— [yelps]
:[whoosh!]
:[shimmer]
:Twilight Sparkle: Yaaaah! Phew!
:Applejack: Aah! Oof!
:Twilight Sparkle: Goodness gracious, where are we?
:Applejack: We're trapped in the potion bottle! [grunts]
:Twilight Sparkle: We're trapped in the potion bottle!
:Applejack: [groans]
:Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how this happened, but I seem to have escaped my problems and I get to hang out with one of my best friends? This is perfect!
:Applejack: Uh, it's anythin' but perfect. It's imperfect! Worse, it's non-perfect! I have claustrophobia! [to fourth wall] It means I hate bein' in confined spaces. You know, like potion bottles? One of these doors must lead back out to the real world!
:[doors opening and closing]
:Applejack: [whimpering] It's just a process of elimination! [groans] We're trapped!
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh, fiddlesticks.
:Pinkie Pie: Twilight? Applejack? Where the fridge are they? Not in the cupboard. Huh. Not in the ceiling. They certainly couldn't be in here.
:Applejack: We're in here! Help us! Hey, Twi! Help a pony out! Shout with me!
:Twilight Sparkle: [unenthused] Help us. Pleeeease.
:Rarity: Pinkie-poo-pancake, did you lose something in that potion bottle?
:Pinkie Pie: Um... [gasps] I think Twilight and Applejack are somehow stuck in here!
:Rarity: Good heavens! How will we ever get them out?
:Pinkie Pie: Magic has trapped them, so we need to go to the potion source. We're coming ova, Potion Nova!
:[zip!]
:Twilight Sparkle and Applejack: [yelling]
:Pinkie Pie: [panting]
:Applejack: I reckon I'm gettin'— [gags]— potion motion sickness.
:Twilight Sparkle: It's not so bad. It's like we're on a fun hayride.
:Pinkie Pie: Potion Nova, we need your help! Twilight and Applejack are trapped inside this potion bottle!
:Potion Nova: Oh. [sniffs] Ah. How about that? What you're gonna need is a super strong antidote potion. An antido-tion!
:Rarity: Ooh!
:Pinkie Pie: Ooh!
:Rarity: Wow!
:[liquid pouring]
:[poof!]
:Pinkie Pie and Rarity: [gasp]
:[pop]
:[liquid pouring]
:Pinkie Pie: Here comes Potion Nova's antidote!
:Applejack: Huh? We're saved! Whoa!
:Applejack: Yee-haw! I'm free!
:Pinkie Pie: Wait. Where's Twilight?
:Potion Nova: Hmm. That should've done the trick. Unless...
:Twilight Sparkle: [grunting] Must... stay... bottled! Whoo-hoo! [grunts]
:Potion Nova: Twilight's desire to stay inside is strong enough to overpower the potion.
:Pinkie Pie: Applejack, do you have any idea what her reason could be?
:Applejack: I do. And I'm goin' back in.
:Pinkie Pie and Rarity: [gasp]
:Applejack: [chomps]
:[whoosh!]
:Applejack: Whoa! Ugh!
:Twilight Sparkle: Huh? Why are you back? I thought you were afraid of being trapped.
:Applejack: I am! I'm terrified! But you're my friend, and whether you know it or not, you need me right now.
:Twilight Sparkle: No, I don't. I'm fine being trapped. I'm not bottling up my problems. In fact, I left them outside the bottle and bottled up myself!
:Applejack: It's hard, but I confronted my problem head-on. And it felt great! I don't know what you and Owlowiscious fought about. I betcha it doesn't even matter. What matters is that you two are friends. Like you and I are friends. And—
:Twilight Sparkle: And friends can solve any problem together.
:Applejack: [chuckles] You're darn tootin' they can!
:Twilight Sparkle: I'm ready to go now.
:Twilight Sparkle and Applejack: [slurp]
:Twilight Sparkle: Thank you.
:Twilight Sparkle and Applejack: [yell]
:Applejack: [grunts]
:Twilight Sparkle: [grunts]
:Potion Nova: Bit of a bottle episode you had, huh?
:[thunder]
==All That Jitters==
: Twilight Sparkle: Hello there, Potion Nova! Nope. Too casual. Helloooo, Miss Nova! Psyched for my first day as your potion-prentice! Hmm. I don't know how she feels about puns. Maybe... Reporting for duty, potion master! Yeah. That'll work. Let's do this thing.
:[door jiggles]
:Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm... [grunting, sighs, yelps] Phew!
:[stomach rumbles]
:Twilight Sparkle: [groans] Butterflies in your tum? Okay. Let's do this thing.
:Potion Nova: [snoring]
:Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] Excuse me. Potion Nova? Reporting for duty, potion master?
:Potion Nova: [snoring]
:[squeak]
:Potion Nova: [yells]
:[boing]
:[thud]
:Potion Nova: Oh. [laughs] You're here early.
:Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'm just excited to be your apprentice. And a little nervous. But mostly excited! [giggles]
:Potion Nova: Well, it's time to get started.
:[zip!]
:Potion Nova: Welcome to my "Pon Appetit" test kitchen!
:Twilight Sparkle: She does like puns!
:[bubbling]
:Potion Nova: Here we have a stew simmering.
:Twilight Sparkle: Magical.
:Potion Nova: Oh, and this bread is rising.
:Twilight Sparkle: Truly amazing.
:Potion Nova: They have nothing to do with magic, but, you know, they're fun.
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh, pffft! Of course! [giggles] Now this must be a super magical artifact!
:Potion Nova: That's a can opener.
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Yes! Just a silly joke! Of course I know it's a can opener! [laughs nervously]
:[clatter]
:Twilight Sparkle: Aah!
:Potion Nova: All right. You doing okay, Twilight?
:Twilight Sparkle: Fine! Just fine! Perfect! Never better! [under breath] This is not going as planned. Got to get these nerves under control.
:Potion Nova: Let's get started with some basic potion-making.
:[liquid pouring]
:[boom!]
:Potion Nova: [giggles]
:[shaking]
:[liquid pouring]
:[crack!]
:[fizzle]
:[mole squeaking]
:Potion Nova: I think this might be a good time to take five.
:Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
:[shatter!]
:Potion Nova: Seems like you're having a hard time today. Is something wrong?
:Twilight Sparkle: No! I'm fine! Let's keep making potions! Practice makes passable! I mean potion! I mean perfect!
:Potion Nova: Twi! How are you really feeling?
:Twilight Sparkle: Well... [quickly] I was just so nervous on my first day and wanted to impress you! But I keep making stupid mistakes and now I can't stop, even though I knoooow I'm smarter than this and you're probably gonna think that I'm dumb and bad at potions forever! I'VE RUINED MAGIC!
:[beat]
:Twilight Sparkle: Whoa. I didn't even know I was feeling all that.
:Potion Nova: No wonder you shattered into a million pieces. You've got to take it easy on yourself and let go of those nerves and frustration.
:[zip!]
:Potion Nova: How about putting all that emotion into the potion rather than bottling it up inside? You've got to put your essence into it. That's when the potion's done. That we can bottle.
:Twilight Sparkle: I think I can try that.
:Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I! AM SO! FRUSTRATED! RIGHT NOW!
:[drip]
:[splash]
:[bubbling]
:Potion Nova: See? Letting your frustration out is working!
:[bubbling]
:[zoom!]
:Twilight Sparkle: How in Equestria did that happen? [whimpering] I added my real emotions!
:Potion Nova: That's just potions, baby. You put in real, honest feelings, and magic still does whatever it wants. It's unpredictable. Just like us.
:Twilight Sparkle: Ah. Do you think it's done?
:[fizzling]
:Twilight Sparkle and Potion Nova: Aah!
:Potion Nova: We'll just give it a minute to settle.
:Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
:Potion Nova: Great work, Twilight. I can tell you're really putting everything you got into these potions.
:Twilight Sparkle: It's just such an honor to learn from the master.
:Potion Nova: Oh, shucks, it's nothing!
:Twilight Sparkle: No, really. That's why I was so nervous to make a great first impression.
:Potion Nova: Are you kidding me? I've never had an apprentice as smart as you.
:Twilight Sparkle: Aw, you've got to be pulling my hoof! You are so smart! The way you sneak in to stock the fridge...
:[poof!]
:Twilight Sparkle: Genius!
:[beeping]
:Potion Nova: Oh! That's the bread.
:[zip!]
:Potion Nova: [sniffs]
:Twilight Sparkle: And you're an amazing cook! Is there anything this pony can't do?! Oof!
:Potion Nova: Dance. I'm awful. Four left hooves. [grunting]
:Twilight Sparkle and Potion Nova: [laugh]
:Twilight Sparkle: You are a bad dancer!
:Potion Nova: [laughs] I really, really am!
:Twilight Sparkle and Potion Nova: [laughing]
:[credits]