Look Who's Coming to Guest Star

Musical guest - T.I.
guest star - Chris Pine
== Quotes ==
Are you sure?
Of course. What kind of question is that?
Then why are we so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
Thank you.
Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
Yes, ma'am.
I see you got your packet too.
So what?
What country is your pen pal from?
None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
Is that near Turkey?
Is that homework, boy?
Sure is. I'm writing to Jose, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I did in school today.
I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
What country was he from?
Michigan. What a different world they live in.
(on stage where a school band finishes playing Ode of Joy, crowd applauds)
Audience member (Genevieve): And now the rapper you’ve been waiting for, T.I.!
T.I.: Strike a match catch a fire any moment I decide
That's enough of all your lies boy your buzz just died
Step inside super fly to the shoes in they coupe
Then exit out like we always do
My desire to retire grows with every new group
Cause these guys just don't ride with you too
Tight jeans, funny hair cuts, dancin' on the screen
It's about the real in the game so it seems
Just pretendin' holla pimpin' give this a black eye eye
Next he say he trappin' in my head I'm like why
Be yourself, you ain't gotta pimp bone in your body
I can tell ya ain't never bought a key or caught a body
Probably just seen Wayne, Gucci Mane
Me and Boosie all go to prison
Now he flipped his whole image trippin'
Listen, dude, for you that ain't in the cards
Think the power is in the gun, but over all it's in your heart
Nowadays I don't know wassup with the A
Guess he think he in the game but he really in the way
Violatin', I was having conversations in the joint
With cats who done it and i promised i would put you on point
I'm disappointed in you dog you ain't holdin' it down at all
But I ain't going in your jaw just gon' show ya how to ball
Standin' tall through the storm on the yard or in the dorms
Cats in prison who expectin' me to represent for them
I never let you down, I'ma shine on sight
Keep your mind, on your grind, and off mine's alright? Right
Hard i'm a ball on them squares i floated
Quarter million dollar cars everywhere I go
I know in the lead it may seem they might be
But no matter what they doin' they don't do it like me
Like a G I hold it down for the town I'm at
And I flash like that recognize I'm back!
Strike a match catch a fire see T.I add gas
What's a molotov cocktail that never break the glass?
wanna come for me you better bring it
I ain't mad I forgive em, God I know they ain't mean it
Yeah I seen it all before, hater pop it and they ain't
Rack they brain try to think how to stop it and they can't
Ain't that lame but then the hatred manifest to pure malice
I'm no longer being callous I'm a let you have it
Won't be satisfied till somebody dies and I'm patient
Waitin' on me and the reaper on a first name basis now
I'm a let you make it now, stay totally out the way for you
But know that we can take it any place you wanna take it to
Hatin' in, guess it's just too late for you
All I could do is pray for you or organize a wake for you
Your choice, clearly I ain't hearing your voice
Keep it up and i'm gon' send yours to deal with aunt joyce
Hey, you can have the bottom partner i'm up in the the sky box
I got locked down why stop now
I'm so above you hover over suckers, why drop down?
I'm so profound it goes down and I
I never let you down, I'ma shine on sight
Keep your mind, on your grind, and off mine's alright? Right
Hard i'm a ball on them squares i floated
Quarter million dollar cars everywhere I go
I know in the lead it may seem they might be
But no matter what they doin' they don't do it like me
Like a G I hold it down for the town I'm at
And I flash like that recognize I'm back!
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