Tsarbucks

==Bio==
Often prone to spontaneous bouts of prejudice and voice raising.
==Quotes==
*(While playing borderlands) "This guy reloads his gun like a mother reloads her child."
*"WHY THE AXTINGUISHER?! WHHHHHY?!" (Upon learning about the Postal Pummeler)
*"Those dead ringing, puff-sting comboing, bushwacking, croc-o-style peasants refuse to face me in honorable one-on-one combat!"
*"You know, some kids in Africa don't have air! You should be grateful ..."
*"Oh my God, we're Germans!"
*(While watching a Japanese game show) "Is this what they do to their criminals?!?"
*"Guess what's going on your quotes page?"
*"I do want to fight over damn ponies."
*"This isn't even food! She's just spreading Cheez Whiz over a compact disk!"
*(In reference to this image) "Everyone go home. Life has been won. There is nothing left to do on this mortal Earth."
*"Or we could go back to my motherland and become kangaroo farmers in Saskatchewan."
*(In response to being involved in sexual relations) "...later."
*"He's gonna unicycle into Hell and beat the shit out of the Devil."
*"Which are minor things. Except the sand. Fuck sand. Sand needs to learn it's place."
*"Oh Poland. You goober."
*"Have you ever tasted cat fat?"
*"He wasn't even a science teacher. He was just a teacher who was teaching science."
*"You mean the glorious alliance between Spainistan and Napoleangrad?"
*"The thing is a heavy healing a medic is great because the heavy never dies."
*"Now I have too much wood."
*"Alien Liberation Expedition, in Narnia."
*"If this is an counselors ship where are the strippers?"
==Links==
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tsarbucks
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