Noid

The Noid is member of the Radioactive Uber Clan and is known as their "powerhouse," whatever that means.
==Bio==
The Noid is a very short and a very loud and obnoxious man. He also really really hates pizza, and has often lead units of RUC soldiers to massacre entire pizza joints, killing their workers and the people who eat there. Those who make or eat spicy pizza get the really short end of the stick.
He carries around a pogostick, which he uses to crush the bones of his victims in a particularly brutal fashion. Other than that however, he's not particularly strong.
He's also married to Tremaine and has even had a daughter with her. Gross. Doubly if you take the RUC's word that Tremaine "married him because he resembled her dead brother."
==History==
There isn't much to say about his history before he joined the RUC. RUC propaganda claims that he was rescued by some "fiends," but this has no basis in reality. It's possible that he was just simply recruited, with no real fanfare to it.
== Peninsula War ==
=== Prelude ===
Noid participated in the Justice Tower Massacre, there isn't much else to say on that front. After taking over Justice Tower, Noid would join Jabberjaw on his campaign to conquer the eastern regions of the peninsula.
=== During ===
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=== Demise ===
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Category:Members
Category:Radioactive Uber Clan
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