Seduce the Lion

:: It's YOUR turn to seduce the guard.
Guards are surely going to throw you in jail? You can't risk being arrested at this point? You're out of spells and ideas to get out of this mess?
Just Seduce the Lion.
Named for an attempted seduction of Throntuk the Lionhearted (and not an actual lion), seducing NPCs is always an option to get out of trouble. Is it a very good option, seeing as it can have disastrous side effects if failed? Not particularly.
But it's very funny.
Category:Jokes