One Million Years Dungeon

One Million Years Dungeon is the second episode of the first season of Chrome's Show of Chromeyness.
==Characters==
*Chrome
*Bagel
*Rob
*John
==Plot==
Chrome and Bagel wake up in a dungeon.
The episode begins with a white flash, as Chrome awakens finding Bagel asleep. Chrome wakes Bagel up with a water gun and begins to freak out about how they got in a dungeon. As the entrance closes, Chrome sees writings on the walls. Bagel points out it must be ancient. Chrome is soon to correct Bagel, pointing at shifting "dirt walls", which move to place.
After that, a door opens as Chrome is too cowardly to step through. As Bagel easily steps through without a scratch, arrows fire as Chrome digs under the ground to protect himself. When it's done Chrome crawls out and sees the arrows explode, setting off another chain reaction of arrows.
Chrome finally steps out and disables the arrows, as Bagel is unharmed. However, another door opens and Chrome enters, seeing a room full of pillows with nothing else in it. As Chrome walks out, he noticed the rooms before changed. Again, arrows fire everywhere and explode, causing more arrows to fire.
As Chrome steps out of the room with Bagel, the start room has a giant vortex. As Chrome pushes Bagel in, he shouts "GOGOGOGOGO". After, Chrome jumps in and lands in the pillow room, with the rooms changed again. As Chrome knocks down some pillows, he sees a locked door. As Chrome tries to open it, emitting electricity, he bursts it down with a laser gun.
As Chrome steps in the locked room, he notices it's the same room with pillows. At the start room, a new door opens. Rob and John are then thrown into the dungeon. Rob and John wonder how exactly they got into the dungeon, however, they decide to figure that out later and try to escape. Rob attempts to use a spoon to dig and escape. John facepalms as he simply grabs a shovel. As Rob still attempts to dig out using a spoon, Chrome decides to use an egg beater to dig out. Bagel watches in stupidity as the three try to escape.
Bagel then grabs his cane and vaporizes part of the wall to reveal a cave. As Chrome and John go to investigate, Rob is continuing to dig with his spoon. Rob then finds a plastic knife, which he uses to stab the dirt and try to convince the dirt to tell them where the exit is. However, since the dirt isn't talking, Rob gives up and goes to investigate the cave.
Inside the cave, there are bats hanging from the ceiling, rats, and robo-lions with lasers. As Chrome whistles, John tells him to stop. As Chrome turns his stupid mode off, Chrome finds out the cave is looping. As Chrome gets Bagel's attention, they try to turn back, but the cave is looping. John then bursts down the cave walls as digits of code begin to appear. As the team realize this dungeon is virtual, they break the cave themselves and eventually get back to the starting room. As the walls are made stronger, Chrome gets one of the pillows from the pillow room and tries to reach the trapdoor with it. With boosts from Bagel, Rob and John, Chrome bursts open the trapdoor. While climbing out, he trips again and activates his stupid mode, running off to freedom while the others are left in the cave. There the episode ends with Bagel, Rob and John facepalming.
==Transcript==
Narrator's Voice of Narratingness: As we see our heroes in a dark and spooky dungeon, one of the "heroes" awaken.
Chrome: Eh? Oh. Hi Bagel. Taking a nap?
(no response)
Chrome: This is no time for a nap Bagel! We're in a dark and spooky dungeon! (Chrome grabs watering can and splashes water on Bagel)
Bagel: ...sire we have a slight problem at sea, there's a giant slipper approaching our garbage farm... use Rodney's rod...
Chrome: ...Bagel?
Bagel: ...with this rod I shall slay this giant yellow slipper beast and restore peace to the kingdom of garbage, and rescue the princess and get a smooch... EHWHAT
Chrome: ...uh... Hi.
Bagel: WHEREAREWEWHOAREYOUWHOAMIGAHHHHH
Chrome: ?
Bagel: Eh... oh. A dungeon? It seems quiet enough. Must be ancient.
(a door opens with Zelda chest opening sound effect)
Chrome: Oops, sorry. Gameboy. (turns Gameboy off) You go first Bagel, you know if there's a bewby twap I would die in a fiery fire of fireyness.
(Bagel sighs and walks in)
(arrows appear, which then explode causing more arrows to fall)
(Chrome is seen munching popcorn)
Chrome: Oooo... aaaah...
(Chrome disables the arrows)
Chrome: Feeling betur beygull?
Bagel: Guhh...
(a door opens with the same sound effect, revealing a room of pillows)
Bagel: You go first. I'll just lay here and... die quietly.
(Chrome steps in and out, causing the rooms to change)
Chrome: Hey Bagel watch out-
(more arrows, explosions, and chain reactions occur)
Chrome: (wearing 3D glasses and has popcorn stuffed in mouth) Ooohhh... aahhh... Look, a vortex! So cool!
Bagel: ...I hate you so much. Anyways, that could be dangerous-
(Chrome pushes Bagel in the vortex)
Chrome: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
(Chrome jumps in)
Chrome: I got an owwy-booboo on my wittle finger.
Bagel: Chrome you idiot. Let's just keep moving.
Chrome: But it's so fluffy!
Bagel: KRUME.
(Chrome knocks down some pillows to see a locked door)
Chrome: Hey Bagel look a door! Who knows what's behind it? Maybe a kingdom of pillows? Maybe a room with monitors everywhere and spikes and fire? Or maybe a popcorn machine BECAUSE I RAN OUT. (tries to open it and fails) Oh. Lemme do this the easy way then. (zap!)
Bagel: Eh? The same thing?
Chrome: Oh, a paradox! Let's go back to the start or else I'll be trapped in a loop forever and ever! And overandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandover-
Bagel: CHROME PAY ATTENTION! DON'T YOU REALIZE WE'RE IN A DUNGEON AND WE MAY LOSE OUR STUPID LIVES?!
Chrome: -andoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandover! Boom exploding!
Bagel: GAH CHROME!
Chrome: Should I activate my british mode now? Or is it a bad time?
Bagel: ...Chrome, just... stop acting stupid.
Chrome: Alright then, fine. I thought the beloved audience would get a kick out of this and a couple of references.
Bagel: Just keep moving, we gotta find a way out.
(at the start room, Rob and John are thrown in)
John: Ow, my back!
Rob: Ow, my squiggly-spooch!
Chrome: OHAI ROBBEH AND JOHNNY!
John: Why are we here? Explain yourself robot!
Chrome: Geez Johnneh relax! We're trapped in a dungeon with no way out and we'll all starve to death but me last because I don't have to eat food!
Bagel: Ayayay. Just try to find a way out, and don't go into the wormhole, it's a trap.
(Rob finds an old rusty spoon and begins to dig)
(John facepalms)
John: All of you are idiots. Immature idiots with nothing better to do then waste your time digging with a mere spoon. (gets shovel)
Chrome: OOOOOOOH A METALY THINGY
John: Turn your stupid mode off Chrome.
Chrome: Right, serious. Gotta keep the "trapped with no way out" feeling here.
(Chrome finds an egg beater and begins to dig, as Bagel glares at the three in stupidity and breaks a wall to reveal a cave)
Bagel: Alright, we may be able to get out of here now. Let's go spelunking.
Chrome: Okay.
(Chrome, Bagel and John go into the cave)
Rob: LALALALA DIGGING EFFECTIVELY EFFECTIVELY EFFECTIVELYYYYYY. Ooooo, a plastic knifey!
(Rob picks up the knife and begins to interrogate the dirt)
Rob: WHERE WERE YOU ON APRIL FIRST?! THIS ISN'T HELPING I'M GOING WITH THEM.
Chrome: Hey look! Laser lions, bats and rats! Dat rhymes!
(Bagel sighs)
Chrome: SPELUNK SPELUNK SPELUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKING LALALALALA (falls)
Bagel: Chrome, stop that singing.
John: SHTAP THE SINGING ROBOT
Chrome: Can I whistle?
Bagel: Fine, but at a very VERY low pace.
Chrome: Dododoooooo... dodododooooooo... dododo-
John: Lower.
Chrome: Dododododododo...
John: LOWER.
Chrome: (mouthing whistles)
John: There.
(Chrome trips and activates his "normal mode")
Chrome: Ugh. I hate that mode. Hey, why is the cave repeating like those shows from when they invented rope? Bagel. Let's go.
(they try to turn back, but it loops)
Chrome: Aw.
John: Repeating? Cave? Shows? Those? Rope? Hey? From?
(John smashes the walls to reveal code)
John: Knew it.
Bagel: Eh?
Chrome: It must be virtual.
Rob: Virtual?
(they break the cave and get back to the starting room)
(Chrome gets a pillow from the pillow room and tries to open the door)
Chrome: Boost meh!
(the others boost Chrome up)
Chrome: Okay, stay there! I have an idea-- (falls and activates stupid mode) HUH WHAT WHERE OKAY BAI
(the team stare at the wall in silence and shock, and facepalm)
==Captions==
[purple] NARRATOR: [white] As we see our heroes in a dark and spooky dungeon, one of the...
heroes awaken.
Hi Bagel. Taking a nap?
SILENCE
This is no time for a nap, Bagel!
We're in a dark and spooky dungeon!
SPLASH
[white] BAGEL MUTTERS
                                        [yellow] Sire, we have a slight problem at sea -
there's a giant slipper approaching our garbage
farm. Use Rodney's rod.
[white] Bagel?
[yellow] With this rod, I shall slay this giant, yellow slipper...
beast and restore peace to the kingdom of garbage
and rescue the princess and get a smooch...
Argh, what?!
[white] Uh, hi.
BAGEL SHOUTS RAPIDLY
                                          Where are we? Who are you, again? Argh!
[yellow] Oh, a dungeon? Seems quiet enough.
Must be ancient.
[white] ZELDA MUSIC PLAYS
Oops, sorry. Gameboy. 
GAMEBOY IS TURNED OFF
You go first Bagel, you know if there's a booby trap
I would die in a firey fire of firey-ness.
BAGEL SIGHS
EXPLOSION
HE MUNCHES
                                Ooh. Ah.
Felling better, Bagel?
BAGEL MURMURS
ZELDA MUSIC PLAYS
You go first. I'll just lay here and...
die quietly.
[yellow] Hey, Bagel, watch out -
[white] EXPLOSION
HE MUNCHES
                   [yellow] Oh. Ah... Look! A vortex!
So cool!
[white] I hate you so much - that could be dangerous.
Go...
HE CONTINUES TO SAY "GO!"
I got an owie booboo on my wittle finger...
[yellow] Chrome, you idiot - Let's just keep moving.
[white] But, it's so fluffy! [yellow] Chrome!
[white] KNOCKING AND SQUISHING
Hey, Bagel - look, a door!
Who knows what's behind it?
Maybe a kingdom of pillows?
A room with monitors everywhere and
spikes and fire?
Maybe a popcorn machine because I ran out.
Oh. Let me do this the easy way, then. 
ZAP
The same thing? [yellow] Oh, a paradox!
Let's get back to the start or I'll be trapped in a loop forever and ever...
CHROME CONTINUES TO SAY "AND EVER"
Chrome! Pay attention! We're in a dungeon and might lose our stupid lives.
[white] CHROME CONTINUES
Gah! Chrome -
[yellow] Can I activate my British mode or is it a bad time?
[white] Chrome - just - stop acting stupid.
[yellow] All right then! Fine! I thought the audiences would like the jokes and the references.
Just keep moving - we got to find a way out.
SMASH
Ow - my back.
Ow - my squiggly-spooch!
[white] Oh, hi, Robbie, and Johnnie!
[yellow] Why are we here?! Explain yourself, robot!
[white] John, relax! We're just in a dungeon with nothing to eat and no way out and we'll die but not me.
Just find a way out and don't go into the wormhole trap.
All of you are idiots - immature idiots. You use a shovel, not a spoon!
Ooh! A metal thingy.
[yellow] Turn of your stupid mode! 
[white] Serious - we got to keep the 'trapped with no way out' feeling.
We may be able to go out - let's go spelunkin'.
[#] La-la-la-la-la [#]
[#] Digging effectively [#]
[#] La-la-la-la-la [#]
Ooh, a knife. Cool.
Where were you on April 1st? I'm going with them!
Hey, look!
[#] Laser lions, bats [#]
[#] And rats [#] 
That rhymes!
BAGEL SIGHS
[#] Spelunk, spelunk [#] 
La-la-la [#] 
CHROME CONTINUES TO SING
[yellow] Chrome. Stop singing.
[white] Stop the singing robot!
[yellow] Can I whistle? [white] Fine, but at a very, very, low pace.
CHROME WHISTLES
Lower.
CHROME WHISTLES LOWER
Lower.
CHROME MOUTHS WHISTLING
There.
I hate that mode. Hey, why's the cave repeating
like those shows from when they
invented rope? Bagel, let's go.
LOOP
Repeating? Cave?
Shows? Those?
Rope? Hey?
From?
SMASH
Knew it.
[yellow] It must be virtual.
[white] Virtual?
SMASH
LOOP
CHROME STRAINS
                             Boost me!
ALL STRAIN
OK, stay there!
I have an idea-- 
TRIP
Huh? What? 
Where? Bye!
SILENCE
ALL FACEPALM
==Trivia==
*In the title card, one sentence saying "TURN BACK" seems to be made of Unown.
*Double-V is not present in this episode.
*There are many other references besides the Unown on the walls, such as Mario's hat seen while Bagel is digging.
*This episode shows Chrome emitting some sort of electricity while trying to open a door. This is seen throughout many other episodes and this is never explained.
*This is the first episode mentioning Rodney's rod.
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