Salts

== hey im @salts the natter user i live for memes thanks for coming == 
 hey im @salts the natter user i live for memes thanks for coming 
draws cute asf art, nice, good meme, 10/10
gets smooched by rabbits
Rule of Rose aficionado
== dont ask ==
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussycat, Pussycat, I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussycat, Pussycat, you're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes!
Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat eyes!
What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussycat, Pussycat, you're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
SpongeBob: Soo long... [closes the door but then opens it with sad eyes. His sideburns fall off of his head. He starts throwing a big tantrum] I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! [holds up a giant chocolate chip cookie and snaps it in half in front of his face] I WANT COOKIES! [holds up a giant baby bottle with milk inside] AND "MILKIE"! [wears a sweater] I WANT A SWEATER WITH LOVE IN THE STITCHES! [runs around wearing a diaper with a blue pin on it as he's putting powder in the diaper] I WANNA WEAR "DIADIES"![rides in a wagon] I WANNA RIDE IN MY WAGON! [holds his giant teddy bear] I WANNA CUDDLE-WUDDLE WITH MISTER STUFFYKINS! [rides his old rocking horse with a sailor hat on and a lollipop] I WANNA ROCKY-ROCK ON MY SEAHORSEY! [holds up his bruised finger] AND I WANT KISSY-KISSY ON MY BOO-BOO! [The spoiled SpongeBob cries this instant as he falls on the floor in his front body, slamming his fists on the floor as if a kid was throwing a tantrum. He then rolls like a wheel. Grandma is shocked and sad for him. SpongeBob, sitting, sprays his tears in his mouth. Grandma thinks for a second. He ratchets like a lawn sprinkler, almost spinning around and sprays tears everywhere. He spins even faster and floods the whole house]Grandma: Take it easy, SpongeBob.[picks up the still-crying SpongeBob]SpongeBob. SpongeBob! [SpongeBob starts gasping after each cry. Grandma holds his lips, stopping SpongeBob's crying] You don't have to be a baby to get ol' Grandma's love. 
Old fashion Spongebob shitpost