Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes

== Intro ==
:Bart: Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
:Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it!
== The Ned Zone ==
:Ned: Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
:Transmitted into the booth: (Static) press (Static) destruct button!
:Homer: (looks to the core destruct button and shrugs while looking to Flanders.)
:Ned: Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
:Transmitted: (Static) ...do it! (Static) ...do it! (Static) Kill everyone!
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:Ned: Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
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:(Ned shoots Homer)
:Ned: Homer! Fall backward! (Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button)
:Ned: Phew!
:(Homer turns on to his back and dies)
:Ned: Phew!
:(Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button)
:Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a…!!! (town explodes)
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:Lisa: If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
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:Ned: I had a vision of myself... shooting your father.
:Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
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:Ned: Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
:Homer: Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
:Ned: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
:Homer: But ice cream cake!
:(Homer drives off to the power plant)
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:Ned: I gotta find Homer! He's gonna blow up the whole town!
:Carl: Yeah, well, you know. You've gotta take the bitter with the sweet.
== Four Beheadings and a Funeral ==
:Chief Wiggum: (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
:Lou: What should we do with the body?
:Wiggum: I want you to dust her for prints.
:Eddie: What does that mean?
:Wiggum: The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over. (Eliza enters the room)
:Eliza: Perhaps we can be of assistant, Inspector.
:Wiggum: Well well well, look who is here! Master detective Eliza Simpson and her easily amazed sidekick: Dr. Bartley.
:Bartley: (gasps) What's this? A doorknob! Good show!
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:Otto: (throw by Homer) Opium Rules!
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:Lord Mayor Quimby: This week in our Summer Hanging Series we're pleased to present the Muttonchop Murderer! At last God-fearing Londoners are free to walk Whore Alley. (Chief Wiggum prepares to push the switch to hang him, but Eliza prevents him)
:Eliza: Stay your hand, Inspector. That man is innocent! The murderer's blade is covered with blood, but the handle is covered with something else: the unmistakable fragrance of (points the sword to Wiggum, who is eating an Eel Pie) eel pie.
:Wiggum: Eh, Lots of people like Eel Pie!
:Lou: Yeah? Well, how many of them have muttonchops? (Takes off his hat, revealing his muttonchops)
:Wiggum: Why can't you be more like Eddie? He never says a word against me.
:Lou: That's because you cut his tongue.
:Eddie: (His speech is different due to a lack of a tongue) He's right, chief.
== In the Belly of the Boss ==
:Lisa: Dad, would you like some of my Snickers bar cheesecake?
:Mr. Burns: Oh, I feel full enough as it is.
:Homer: (inside Burns) I say when we're full! You don't wanna piss off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
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