The Goose

The Goose is a hitman / violent criminal from the Untitled Goose Game series of games. He has also dabbled in petty theft, racketeering, amateur forgery, demonic possession (see: Zalgo), guilt by association, resisting arrest, speeding, minor dealing, driving under the influence, and unlawful impersonation of a statue. He is known by many names (Goose Daddy, Grandmaster Goose, Fresh G, Ducky, Waterfowl Jones, and Matthias M. Nguyen), but to most of his associates and entourage, he is simply referred to as "Goose" or "The Big Guy". During a stint in the big house in 1997, he gained the brief moniker 'Mr. Crime'. 
He hatched in a rough neighborhood on the Upper West Side known as Grebetown, which was known for egg development accelerants (EDAs), tainted seed, and other illegal substances. His parents were hardcore gangsters who were killed in a shootout on Fourth and Rye, leaving him on his own for most of his crucial developmental years. During his adolescence, he was taken under the wing (literally) of a local street heron named "Long-Legs". Here he learned many illicit skills (such as lockpicking and making chloroform), and headed out into the world.
The year was 1984. A new movie had just been released about some stupid humans catching ghosts. Brunei had become an independent state. And the Goose was up to no good in the Saharasburg district of Bird City. He joined a gang that operated out of an abandoned seed station known as the Bad Birdz.