Commercials

These commercial breaks are just fake (later, real) advertisements.
== Guided Light Commercial ==
This can relate to Guiding Light, who voiced that was by GL. 
==== Trivia ====
GL is now slightly more luminous than the other lights on the real life Earth. 
GL can stand for Guiding Light. 
To order, call the number 161777763, which is a repeating number due to a lot of sevens. 
==== Video ====
Guided Light Commercial
==== Transcript ====
Guiding Light: Are your doors very dark? Then buy our brightest Guiding Light ever! It's only for 170000 payments, of 170000 gold. (changing to 28900000000) EACH!!! (since there are eight guiding lights, the price changes to 231000000000) CALL NOW! (number 161777763 appearing) The numbers on your screen! NOW! 
== DOORS Hide Pushing Immediately Commercial ==
You can never hide to survive Ambush and Rush, in Super Hard Mode, it only takes 5 seconds of hiding before you get pushed. 
==== Trivia ====
Immediately means zero seconds.
You can hide for 20 seconds before you get pushed by DOORS Hide. 
The logo is called: Figure's Pranks International.
==== Transcript ====
Figure: Here is a funny prank to pull on players. Wait for Rush or Ambush to arrive in The Hotel. Change the duration of hiding before you get pushed out of a hiding spot to 0.001 seconds. And let the player hide in a hiding spot. Wait for it! (light speed push) 
(very slow motion) 
Figure: Now that's what I call light speed push! 
Guiding Light: This program, was bought to you, by Figure's Pranks International.
== Box of Golden Nuts ==
This box is full of nuts that are made of pure gold, it's also the fifth way to get gold. Any player or entity can also draw a specific number on it, after that, they'll get a specific number of gold on drawn numbers.
=== Trivia ===
This was a parody of the Box of Paper Slips, where you write a number on a blank slip of paper.
=== Transcript ===
Guiding Light: Did you want to buy something expensive, but don't have enough gold, then buy our Box of Golden Nuts, it's basically just a gold hexagon nut, but if you draw a number on it (draws a random number), then POOF (the number 1 appears on the coin) it's a gold coin, just like gold in DOORS. You can buy a Crucifix (1 turns into 5,000 gold), you can buy the entire Hotel (5,000 turns into 20,000,000 gold), you can even buy the death star (20,000,000 turns into 1e+24 gold, a text appears and says "Disclaimer: 1e+24 is also known as 1 septillion.")! So yeah, buy now!
== Advertisement Blockage Foundation ==
The Advertisement Blockage Foundation is a company where some entities had to advertise about blocking annoying, frustrating and irritating advertisements.
Donating 1 gold will give someone a bumper sticker.
Donating 5 gold will give someone a subscription magazine with loads of information and spoilers ahead.
Donating 100 gold will put someone's name in the new movie "Advertisements vs. Blockage".
=== Trivia ===
The Advertisement Blockage Foundation is a reference to the No More Advertisements Foundation.
Near the end of this commercial is a mistype where it says "gold depletion" but was blanked out and changed to "advertisements".
It will be released in 1/27/2025.
=== Transcript ===
Seek: Please donate gold to the Advertisement Blockage Foundation to prevent advertisements from appearing. Donation matters, we all know that advertisements are boring, frustrating, disgusting and irritating. Don't you two (the number 2 appears on the screen)? If you donate 1 gold, you get a bumper sticker, donate 5 gold and you'll get our subscription magazine, which contains (shows the 16th and 17th page of the magazine, page 16 has the ad-blocking device and page 17 has an image of spoiled eggs) loads of information on killing advertisements. Donate 100 gold and we'll put your name in our latest movie, Advertisements vs. Blockage. 0 of 100 entities have donated that much, it's time to end advertisements.