Clown Clan

This article tells the history of Clown Clan in Clore.
== Clore ==
=== Early History ===
Clown Clan is a state populated by clown people. It occupies two dimensions, Clown Earth and Robloxia, in each they were existing peacefully for many centuries. 
Leaving behind their origins of conquest in the 1100s, Clown Clan laid dormant and faced an economic plunge for many years until Yung Clown, a delegate from Clown Earth, was elected as the Clemperor in 1500.
Yung Clown saw potential in Robloxia and Earth as a solution for their troubles, and also looked to restore the glory of battle into the Robloxian realm, and so him and his associate Goliath set out to conquer Earth and Robloxia.
The Clowns had access to advanced clown tech, but always liked to fight the humans on an equal playing field. They intervened in the 30 Years War, they intervened in the Seven Years War, they intervened in the Napoleonic Wars, and stopped for a while to fight off meme enclaves during the victorian era. They took a break for a while before they decided to conquer as they had done many years ago.
Starting with Robloxia, they conquered small tribes and enclaves to gain more soldiers before intervening in The Great War in 1918.
Yung Clown saw the war as a place of vulnerability in the human race and sought to weaken the major armies of Europe in its chaos with advanced Clown tech and strategics.
Attacking both sides, Clown Clan's intervention caused the war to extend around the world and didn't end until 1948. Ending with the occupation of most of Western Europe, Asia, and Africa, and stuck in a stalemate with the German Empire and the United States, Clown Clan agreed to form a treaty with them in exchange for cooperation in their conquest of any small territories they wanted and the Balkans being given to the Germans. Clown Clan then set their capital in the ruins of a former Rome, named it the Imperial Clown City (very creative) and established Earth-based operations there.
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==== Mid-1900s ====
Yung Clown, still in power, sought to form a top secret plan for the invasion of the German Empire and then the Americas. Fighting a two year war from 1950 to 1952, Clown Clan fought a small war with the German Empire to gain some of its colonies. Countries in the Americas began to grow worried, with Clown Clan already occupying Canada, they grew worried of the looming honk danger. 
In 1963, Clown Clan invaded Argentina and Uruguay to the south, and the eastern region of the United States, as well as sending an armada of airborne troops to major South American cities such as São Paulo and Buenos Aires.
They took most South American countries within four years, but had trouble with the United States. This began the longest battle in Human history, the Battle of the East Coast, which lasted up until the year 2000 due to the American resolve. This resulted in thousands of funny-sounding banana peel slipping clown deaths.
In canon Clore, the Battle of America is still going on. 
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HOW IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED LMAO:
Some dudes were bored during the summer and wanted to create a war group. But they didn't want to make one that was boring and serious, and would rather make something they could have fun with and not have to deal with the babycries of larpers. Two guys founded Clown Clan off the idea to make war groups fun and worthwhile again, while also fucking around with people in the meantime.
Clown clan stands for not praising any central figure but rather the teamwork of us all (no communism doe), knowing without the cooperation of the clan nothing would get done
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