Fandemonium 3/13

A LONG TIME AGO ON.... FANDEMONIUM!
:David: So, uh, it seems like Yellow and Red team finished first, and Green and Blue teams were too busy....uh, doing something....to finish the race. 
:Volt: We were fighting monsters. 
:David: What? That wasn't supposed to happen.....Why do all these challenges end up being so unsafe? Well, I guess Blue and Green Teams are up for elimination: 
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Layla: People are awfully... tense lately. You’d better watch your back, David.
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David: Ladies and gentlemen! Fandemonium is back!
Volt: What do you mean? What is Fandemonium, anyways?
David: ..Uh. Nothing. Just a little joke. 
Alyssa: What’s the next contest?
David: Well, um, we have to eliminate Rosa first. I mean, a contestant...
Rosa: Gosh dang it!
David: Sorry, Rosa. 
:Rosa disappears
Mika Sho: That’s rather frightening. I preferred when they were escorted to the bus.
Marley: Indeed.
Mika Sho: Might I request a delay for the contest?
David: I, uh, yeah, why?
Mika Sho: Personal reasons.
David: Very well. But... it’d better be interesting.
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:IN THE RED TEAM’S ROOM
Mika Sho: Look, I have serious concerns about what’s happening to the eliminated contestants.
Marley: Understandable.
Mika Sho: And our team has the fewest members.
Marley: Ah, I see what you’re getting at... You think one of us is going to be next?
Mika Sho: Yes. And I don’t intend on leaving my fate to these “producers,” whoever they are.
Marley: What do you propose we do?
Mika Sho: We ally with another team. 
Marley: An excellent plan.
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:IN THE BLUE TEAM’S ROOM
Koloro: Hey! Hi! What are you doing here, Mika Sho?
Mika Sho: Well, I was wondering if you’d like to form an alliance with us.
Jake: I don’t really care.
Speedy: Bwap!
Volt: Heck no! I’m not gonna share my victory with some other team.
Mika Sho: ...Very well.
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:IN THE YELLOW TEAM’S ROOM
Cookie: Trixie, I th- oh! Uh, hi, Mika Sho.
Mika Sho: Hi.
Trixie: Why are you in here?
Mika Sho: I was wondering if you’d like to form an alliance with the Red Team.
Zane: Well, uh, I think we should...
Cookie: Trixie is the only ally I need.
Trixie: Yeah! 
Zane: Guys. You realize that if we don’t accept, they’ll team up with someone else, right?
Cookie: Look, I’m just not comfortable having a complete stranger for an ally. Sorry.
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:IN THE GREEN TEAM’S ROOM
Mika Sho: Hey, guys. Would you be willing to form an alliance with the red team?
Scotch: *hic* sure.
Alyssa: That would be the strategically advantageous thing to do.
Jane: No. I don’t know you, and I don’t like you.
Mika Sho: Look, Jane. You’re antisocial. The viewers think you’re crazy. You’re hardly the most popular contestant, and-
Jane: You don’t think I know that, you STUPID @#$@^?
Mika Sho: Wait! Hear me out. I’m not insulting you. All I’m saying is, you’re at risk of elimination if your team loses. If you ally with us, there’s a lower chance of you getting eliminated. 
Jane: ...I... I see. Yes. You’re right.
Mika Sho: Very well then. I’ll inform Marley.
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:LATER, OUTSIDE THE MANSION
David: Today’s contest is a building contest.
Alyssa: What are we building?
David: W-whatever you want. I’ll judge them based off of creativity.
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:BLUE TEAM BUILDS A STRUCTURE
Koloro: Let’s build a rainbow!!
Speedy: ...bwap?
Jake: I’m not sure that’s how it works, Koloro.
Volt: Whatever we’re gonna build, it needs to be cool! Like, really cool.
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:YELLOW TEAM BUILDS A STRUCTURE
Trixie: Let’s build a gingerbread house!
Cookie: Whatever you want to do, Trixie.
Zane: Um... I don’t have hands. That makes building... difficult.
Trixie: You can gather materials from the mansion. 
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:GREEN-RED ALLIANCE BUILDS A STRUCTURE
Scotch: Well *hic* this shouldn’t be too hard.
Jane: We’re certainly not lacking in builders, at least.
Alyssa: What should we build with?
Marley: I suggest the soil. It is rich in clay, making it ideal for small structures.
Mika Sho: Alright. After it’s finished, I’ll use my fire powers to bake the structure.
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:BLUE TEAM BUILDS A RAINBOW
Koloro: Okay, uh... what do we build the rainbow out of?
Speedy: BWAPS.
Jake: According to my Speedy Translator, that means he wants to build it out of ice.
Volt: You don’t have a Speedy Translator.
Jake: ...Yeah, that was just a guess. But what else would a penguin want to build with?
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:YELLOW TEAM BUILDS A GINGERBREAD HOUSE
Trixie: Alright... and we’re done! A little gingerbread house!
Cookie: Good work, Trixie~!
Zane: Ugggh... I feel so useless...
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:GREEN-RED ALLIANCE BUILDS A STRUCTURE
Jane: Alright! This is turning out pretty well!
Scotch: Woh... it looks just like him...
Alyssa: I never knew you were so good at sculpting, Jane.
Jane: Thanks... hey, Mika Sho! I’m just about ready for you to bake it.
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David: Alright! Looks like everybody is done... 
David: So, uh, Blue Team built a rainbow.
David: But it’s melting. And the colors are smearing together. It’s more of an ugly shade of brown than it is a rainbow.
David: Yellow Team built a gingerbread house. This looks like a decent entry.
David: And Green Team built... um, me.
David: I think it’s clear who the winners are, here. 
Volt: Us?
David: ...No. Everyone but you. Sorry. Blue team will be up for elimination.
*Volt
*Jake
*Koloro
*Speedy
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