The Perils of Effrijim

===The Perils of Effrijim, by Katie MacAlister===
Let me start this spork by stating that I have not read anything else Ms. MacAlister has written, including her other Aisling Grey novels. My only exposure to these characters has come from a hilarious (and sadly, now vanished) spork on ImpishIdea, so I am approaching this short story from a neutral point of view. I am of the opinion that someone reading a short story in an anthology ought to be able to understand and appreciate the story without having read any novels featuring the characters. 
==Inevitable Drinking Game==
Take a drink \~/ every time
*Something is supposed to be funny and isn't;
*Jim's genitals are referred to;
*Something is excessively sexual for no good reason;
*Something isn't explained that should be;
*Something really stupid happens.
Ready? No? Too bad!
*Effrijim Chapter 1
*Effrijim Chapter 2
*Effrijim Chapter 3
*Effrijim Chapter 4