Cars 2/Trailer transcripts

== Logo Reveal ==
* NARRATOR: The most advanced technology.
* NARRATOR: The most exotic locations.
* NARRATOR: The most dangerous assignments.
* NARRATOR: Next summer, get ready to roll with the world's newest secret agents.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Mater?
* MATER: I think we bit off more than we can chew.
== Trailer 2 ==
* NARRATOR: In 2006, two unlikely friends became the heroes of Radiator Springs.
* NARRATOR: But on their next big road trip, they're not only racing across the world...
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Wish me luck!
* MATER: You go get 'em, buddy.
* BRENT MUSTANGBURGER: Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix.
* NARRATOR: ...they're racing to save the world.
* PROFESSOR Z: No one can stop us.
* FINN McMISSILE: Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.
* MATER: Tow Mater. Average intelligence.
* FEMALE AIRPORT ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Tokyo International Airport.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs.
* FINN McMISSILE: These Americans are clearly master spies.
* MATER: Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: Oh, you've got to be joking.
* MATER: Go, McQueen!
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: 10-4, Mater.
* SIDDELEY: I'm on approach.
* FINN McMISSILE: Roger that.
* GREM: There he is!
* ACER: He's getting away!
* FINN McMISSILE: Hang on!
* MATER: Whoa-hah-hah!
* MATER: Dad-gum!
* MATER: Whoa! I knew I should've done carry-on!
* NARRATOR: Cars 2.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Ka-chow!
* MATER: Sorry, ladies.
== Trailer 3 ==
* CRABBY: This place makes the Bermuda Triangle look like a kiddie pool.
* CRABBY: They say out here is where the ocean burns.
* CRABBY: We're here. Right where you paid me to bring you.
* CRABBY: Question is, why?
* FINN McMISSILE: I'm looking for a car.
* MATER: Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: How'd you like to come and see the world with me?
* MATER: You mean it?
* FEMALE AIRPORT ANNOUNCER: International passengers must drive through security.
* BRENT MUSTANGBURGER: The World Grand Prix. 
* BRENT MUSTANGBURGER: Three races, two continents, but only one winner.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Ka-chow!
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: There's an American liaison under deep cover.
* MATER: どうもありがとう！
* FINN McMISSILE: These Americans are clearly master spies.
* MATER: Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: Oh, you've got to be joking.
* PROFESSOR Z: Lightning McQueen cannot win the race.
* ACER: Instead of saying "ka-chow"... he's gonna go "ka-boom"!
* FINN McMISSILE: McQueen needs your help, Mater.
* FINN McMISSILE: You ready?
* MATER: Is the Popemobile Catholic?
* PROFESSOR Z: No one can stop us.
* FINN McMISSILE: Friendships can be dangerous in our line of work, Mater.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Mater! I'm sticking by you the way you always stick by me!
* EVERETT: Whoa!
* PROFESSOR Z: It's the American spy!
* ACER: He's getting away!
* MATER: Excuse me. Leakin' oil.
* MATER: Sorry, ladies.
* MATER: Wow-wee!
* MATER: Hey, that tickles!
* MATER: Waaargh!
== Daytona 500 TV Spot ==
* CRABBY: We're here. Right where you paid me to bring you.
* CRABBY: Question is, why?
* FINN McMISSILE: I'm looking for a car.
* MATER: Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky.
* BRENT MUSTANGBURGER: The World Grand Prix. 
* BRENT MUSTANGBURGER: Three races, two continents, but only one winner.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Ka-chow!
* FINN McMISSILE: These Americans are clearly master spies.
* MATER: Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: Oh, you've got to be joking.
* PROFESSOR Z: Lightning McQueen cannot win the race.
* ACER: Instead of saying "ka-chow"... he's gonna go "ka-boom"!
* FINN McMISSILE: McQueen needs your help, Mater.
* FINN McMISSILE: You ready?
* MATER: Is the Popemobile Catholic?
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: I'm sticking by you the way you always stick by me!
* ACER: He's getting away!
* MATER: Excuse me. Leakin' oil.
* MATER: Sorry, ladies.
* MATER: Wow-wee!
* MATER: Hey, that tickles!
* MATER: Waaargh!
== Theatrical Trailer ==
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: How'd you like to come and see the world with me?
* MATER: You mean it?
* MILES AXLEROD: It is my absolute honor to introduce to you the first ever World Grand Prix.
* MATER: Whoo-hoo! Go, McQueen!
* MATER: Oh, that's funny right there.
* FRANCESCO BERNOULLI: Lightning McQueen!
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: See you at the race.
* FRANCESCO BERNOULLI: Yes, you will see Francesco like-a this.
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: He is so getting beat tomorrow!
* FINN McMISSILE: These Americans are clearly master spies.
* MATER: 'Scuse me, ma'am.
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: This cannot be him.
* FINN McMISSILE: Is he American?
* MATER: Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky.
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: Extremely.
* FINN McMISSILE: Then it's him.
* FINN McMISSILE: Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.
* MATER: Tow Mater. Average intelligence.
* BRENT MUSTANGBURGER: McQueen and Francesco duel for that inside line as they head toward the first turn.
* PROFESSOR Z: Lightning McQueen cannot win the race.
* ACER: Instead of saying "ka-chow"... he's gonna go "ka-boom"!
* FINN McMISSILE: McQueen needs your help, Mater.
* MATER: You know I'm just a tow truck?
* FINN McMISSILE: It's his cover.
* MATER: Hyeeugh!
* FINN McMISSILE: Brilliant!
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: Am I missing something?
* FINN McMISSILE: No one realizes they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool.
* MATER: Is that how you see me?
* FINN McMISSILE: That's how everyone sees you.
* FINN McMISSILE: Isn't that the idea?
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Mater! I'm sticking by you the way you always stick by me!
* FINN McMISSILE: Ready?
* MATER: Is the Popemobile Catholic?
* GUIDO: Non ci credo.
* GREM: You gotta be kidding me.
* PROFESSOR Z: It's the American spy!
* FINN McMISSILE: Hang on!
* SIDDELEY: Now or never!
* MATER: Dad-gum!
* MATER'S COMPUTER: Gatling gun. Request acknowledged.
* MATER: Shoot! I didn't mean...
* MATER'S COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
* MATER: I didn't mean that kind of shoot!
* MATER: Deploying chute.
* MATER: Whoa!
* HOLLEY SHIFTWELL: Come on! Get in here!
* LIGHTNING McQUEEN: Oh, my gosh.
* MATER: Make me a German truck.
* MATER'S COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
* MATER: Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen.
* MATER: Make me a monster truck!
* MATER'S COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
* MATER: What the...?