Prankster's Paradise

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Deliver the letter to the Crystarium merchant.
* Slay debitages and obtain a debitage soulstone.
* Deliver the debitage soulstone to the Crystarium merchant.
* Speak with the shifty-eyed miner.
==Script==
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Miner03496 	Listen, I need your help! Please, give this message to that merchant passing through from the Crystarium, heading east. If you hurry, you should be able to catch him!
Miner03496 	It's a matter of life and death! I'd go myself, but, errr... I've got allergies!
 	
Miner03496 	What are you waiting for!? Go!
 	
Merchant03496 	Oh! May I help you?
Merchant03496 	A letter, hmm? Let's see...
Merchant03496 	“My hardworking errand girl/boy will deliver one pristine debitage soulstone, which I believe should serve as ample payment for my usual order.”
Merchant03496 	Not a bad deal from where I stand. I'm prepared to wait if you still need time to fulfill your side of the bargain.
 	
Merchant03496 	Had your master not given you the correct instructions? Oh my, this is highly irregular. You seem the dependable sort, though. I'm sure you're more than capable of performing such a task if you put your mind to it.
 	
Merchant03496 	Such loyalty! Your master is blessed indeed to have a servant as reliable as you!
 	
Merchant03496 	There are plenty of debitages roaming around here, but I hear the soulstones are often damaged in the process of slaying them. And let's not forget that I was promised one in pristine condition! For what it's worth, I'll be cheering you on. Quietly, of course.
 	
Merchant03496 	Unfortunately, avoiding debitages comes part and parcel with trading in Amh Araeng. Fighting them, on the other hand, is best left to the professionals, like yourself.
 	
Merchant03496 	Is that a soulstone I spy?
Merchant03496 	Yes, that's lovely. Alchemists will pay handsomely for one this large!
Merchant03496 	And here is the ale your master requested. His usual order. It may only be one bottle, but you won't find anybody else selling it in the whole of Amh Araeng!
 	
Merchant03496 	I'll be on my way soon, I think. Just preparing myself for the somewhat daunting journey ahead.
 	
Miner03496 	So, I trust everything went well?
 	
Miner03496 	Hyah hyah! The good stuff!
Miner03496 	I wasn't joking when I said it was a matter of life and death. A day spent sober is a day not lived!
 	
Miner03496 	Noooooo! What have you done!? All that precious ale, gone to waste!
Miner03496 	Well, it's not like I paid anything for it. If this is all I get by way of comeuppance, I haven't done too badly.
 	
Miner03496 	I do feel a tiny bit guilty about making you risk your life fighting angry rock giants. A tiny bit.
Miner03496 	You can hardly blame a man for finding his own entertainment, though. There's not much to do around here, as you can see. But you've given me a few laughs, that's for sure!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Amh Araeng Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV