Crimbly Scrimbles

Crimbles Scrimbles is a member of the Radioactive Uber Clan. He is known for being the most dangerous member of the clan, and is their coolest member as well. Despite this, he is unfathomably polite to everyone he meets, including his enemies.
== History ==
It is said that Crimbly Scrimbles was discovered by Popeye one day, who was impressed by how cool and awesome he was. He invited begged Crimbly to join the Radioactive Uber Clan many times, and was turned down each time, until eventually Crimbly relented. He was instantly well-liked and welcomed by everyone in the clan, except for Jabberjaw.
==Abilities==
Crimbly Scrimbles can do many things, such as firing lasers out of his eyes and shoot balls of fire. However, his most powerful and dangerous technique involves him shouting his famous catchphrase "It's Crimblin' time!" before he crimbles all over everyone. 
=== Evaluation ===
There is no way to defeat Crimbly. His abilities are simply too powerful, and he is too cool. However, even upon defeating his enemy, he will often spare them, showing just how merciful and altruistic he is.
==Feud with Jabberjaw==
It's been known that only one Radioactive Uber Clan member did not like Crimbly Scrimbles at all, and it was none other than Jabberjaw. Jabberjaw was envious of all the attention Crimbly was getting, so one day, he sent him a letter challenging him to a duel. Crimbly went to the area where Jabberjaw planned to meet him, and they engaged in mortal combat. Jabberjaw lost badly, Crimbly Scrimbles did not even break a sweat. Jabberjaw exclaimed "Just kill me now! You have humiliated me so thoroughly!" But Crimbly Scrimbles, ever so gracious and merciful, told Jabberjaw to get back up, and that coolness is what's in your heart.
It was then that Jabberjaw finally realized the truth, and apologized to Crimbly Scrimbles "I admit defeat, you are so much cooler than I will ever be. I am nothing compared to you Crimbly Scrimbles!" And so Jabberjaw finally accepted the reality that Crimbly Scrimbles was simply too cool for him.
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