Tomas Kaberle

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Tomas Kaberle is a mirror for the love and hatred of every Toronto Maple Leafs fan. With the Leafs, he was a defenseman who couldn't shoot, was afraid to get to close to opposing players, and really only got his points by coincidentally touching the puck. He was also considered one of the best defensemen in hockey. He finally won a Stanley Cup after being traded to Boston, so in theory, the Leafs are now in possesion of the "Ray Bourque baton", and should win the Stanley Cup soon after they acquire their own long-suffering defenseman (call us when you're sick of failing at life, Jay Bouwmeester).