Buzz Lightyear (Parody of Enrique Real de Palacios III's Lightyear)/Lyrics

Buzz Light, Buzz Lightyear
Buzz Light, Buzz Lightyear
Buzz Light, Buzz Lightyear
Buzz Light, The Third
You ask where I get my ideas from
I used to get them from my gay primera
But predictable is what he has become
So, now, I only listen to Buzz Lightyear
Ah-a-a-a-ah, ah-a-a-a
That was a good one
You are comedian
I don't know what he is
But I think he's the she
So I'm worshipping with Buzz Lightyear
I know a lot of trannies
Geeks, and circus freaks
But he's easily the weirdest one
I'm not sure if it's a dude
'Cause I've never seen it nude
Puts on lipstick with a gun
The father, son, and Buzz Lightyear
Ricky, I'm home
I brought food for the pirates
Are you here alone?
What the Blimey?
How the hell could you do this to me?
Get thee a Buzzer Lightyeary
What are you doing home on a school day?
School is closed for Isla Encanto's day
I challenge you
To a weird off of 5 rounds
The loser leaves town
This is the championship
It will decide who is hip
Here's Lizzie's first attempt
Ooh, that was nice
And now Buzz is at the plate
He slaps Zurg in the face
And builds a gingerbread house with his mind
Here's Lizzie's retort
She's putting on her cheese shorts
And then she brings out some mice
Okay, that's weird
Looks like Buzz's on the ropes
He calls in the lightyear film
Who gets a friend
And gets off his helmet, no
I guess that means he won
But now his helmet is gone
And that's where he gets his powers from
Buzz Light, Buzz Lightyear
I think we're done
Dear gay Primera, accept my apolo-the third