McDonal Milkshak (Joke)

Object M: "McdonalMil "www.MEG.com/Mcdonal MilkshakㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMarch 14th, 2018
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The Mcdonal Milkshak is the most powerful substance liquid among the Backrooms or even the universe.
Photography of the Mcdonal Milkshak; Photographer presumed death.
==Description==
The McDonal Milkshak is a liquid substance that is so utterly difficult to obtain, that only one wanderer has been able to consume this liquid. However, for some exotic logic, we know basically everything about it, and we are here to describe this deity-like fluid. McDonal Milkshak has a variety of colorations and flavors, although the most eminent is the strawberry Milkshak, it is identical to its counterpart from reality and few to no alterations are made to the liquid itself or the vial containing the fluid, as far as taste goes, it's indistinguishable from an actual McDonalds Milkshake, though it is 100% better than an actual McDonalds Milkshake. It has been demonstrated that whatever holds this object becomes indestructible, nonetheless, the thing that possesses the substance can still be tempered by the liquid substance itself, such as cartons which become damp until completely deliquesced, once this happens the fluid will shift to another location, attempting to track them are futile as trackers malfunction once attached to the thing maintaining the liquid substance.
It is incoherent where this liquid comes from, as there are no significant correlations to the start of its existence, it's thought to be the first noclipped liquid, and due to the effects of the Backrooms, an innocent McDonald Milkshake got turned into this item. However, regardless of this "new" instances of the Mcdonal Milkshak have been noticed, so it is possible that something is generating it, though it is still yet a highly arduous assignment to obtain this item, as instances of McDonal Milkshak's are normally in very, but VERY hazardous levels, which were probably documented by a 10-year-old. Nonetheless, you must traverse a highly unsecure level in order to obtain the liquid, here are an agenda of challenges must go through these include but are not limited to —
*Entity-Infested Levels
*Unfunny Joke Pages
*Deadzone Levels.
*and Much More.
There are other obstacles in the way to gaining a McDonal Milkshak. Although, the documenter of the page can't be bothered to add them.
- Some Dude that's totally not related to the lore of the page creator. 5/10/20 
Anyhow, let's give a bit more description of this item. The McDonal Milkshake can be blended with most liquid-like objects, causing a chemical reaction, so powerful it can obliterate, not kill, Obliterate most entities within the outburst range. Indeed, the reaction is so unstable and powerful to the point that both liquid substances shatter, forming a 50 feet radius blast, so it's recommended to NOT combine any substance with this object unless you have some way of fast transportation. Despite this, it would be a misuse of such an extraordinarily infrequent object. Something noteworthy to state is that this item should not be consumed, as anyone who drinks this will transcend past the ninth reality, which is an extremely dangerous and hostile place to exist within, a normal human body is incapable of surviving in this state and would be instantly crushed into a great grand stellated 120 cell within 0.23 second.
==Identification==
Photography of a Cup.
McDonal Milkshak is a pretty minty crumbly fresh and easy item to recall as it is usually situated in the standard McDonald milkshake Cup. Even though it's extremely obvious to recognize, it is awfully complicated to locate this substance. The overall refreshing aroma of the McDonal Milkshak corresponds to the flavor, if it's a strawberry flavor then it'll smell like sweet strawberry, this trait is distributed equally throughout the other flavor, a McDonal Milkshak has a creamy and syrup-like sensation once physical contact is done, it is worthy to state that, this object taste like an ordinary Milkshake but every aspect is improved by 100%. Though, the sad part is that you can't consume this liquid for the aforementioned worry; as anyone who drinks this will transcend past the ninth reality, which is an extremely dangerous and hostile place to exist within, a normal human body is incapable of surviving in this state and would be instantly crushed into a great grand stellated 120 cell within 0.23 second.
==Usage==
The McDonal Milkshak can be utilized to refresh yourself within the Backrooms, as its aroma is so nice it can relieve stress, and partially remove headaches for an extended amount of time, as well as being a great explosive if mixed with another substance. However, the best usage is to give it to researchers - even though this page exists 🙄- as you will be given a massive amount of assistance throughout your journey, such as weekly Almond Water payloads in the current location you are in and some other stuff.
==Locations==
A crude drawing of a McDonal Milkshak.
The exact levels the McDonal Milkshak is located at remain an enigma; It is still unknown how this substance was ever produced, but it is speculated that the fluid will perpetually transport itself among the Backrooms, along as the Backrooms endures, obviously. However, it has been noticed that the McDonal Milkshak transports itself to levels that fall under this categories:
*Entity Infested Levels;
*Deadzones;
*Cluster 3 and 4.
==Archived Log: Discovery of McDonal Milkshak.==
Warning! Reading this Log will make you so sad, that you will actually perish from how sad you were, Viewer Discretion is advised
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Dude Man: is this a mcdonald milkshake
McDonald Milkshake Man: yes
Dude Man: Ok
Outcome; After Dude Man took a sip he transcend past the ninth reality, which is an extremely dangerous and hostile place to exist within, a normal human body is incapable of surviving in this state and would be instantly crushed into a great grand stellated 120 cell within 0.23 seconds. So, he basically became a great grand stellated 120 cell 😭.
----Dude Man was never seen again, he is possibly the first person to ever drink this liquid.
==Trivia==
*M c d o n a l
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