Susan Kart Battle (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Walt: “Hello everyone! It’s your mayor, news reporter, and… that’s all. Whatever. Just know I am Walt Carter of Gaia City! I am now going to present to you… Bumper Car Battle!”
The Crowd Cheers
Tails: “This project is sponsored by Prower Corps. More power with Prower!”
Walt: “We have 9 duos of contestants.”
Susan and Swift: “Hello! It’s the lightning and ice duo!”
Ava and Platinum: “Not as good as the fire and telekinesis duo!”
Lulu and Tia: “Or the plant and acid duo.”
Sasha and Speedy: “Get ready for us!”
Curd and Ivan: “We’re better than you!”
Isabella and Anne: “You’ll be entertained when you see how well we perform!”
Heads and Bomber: “Bad pun. Show’s over with us around! We lead you all by the way.”
Inferno and Lucy: “Meow! Meow! This will be the purr-fact chance for us to get rid of you!”
Muscle and Beam: “We don’t have any cool thing to say.”
Walt: “Choose your teams. 3 teams of 3 members.”
Swift: “Ava and Tia’s duos should join us.”
Susan: “Whatever makes you happy!”
Sasha: “I’ll decide who comes with me, OK? Heads and Bomber’s duo along with Muscle and Beam’s.”
Curd: “That means I’m with Lucy’s and Anne’s team? Not bad.”
Alan: Alright, let's see what we have here.
Sasha: "Is this a temporary triple duo team up?"
Walt: "Yes, it is."
Curd: "OK!"
Sasha: "How many rounds will it last?"
Walt: "It'll last only one round."
Sasha: "Got it, Walt!"
Walt: "We didn't even put you in the battle arena yet."
Tails: "Or even set it up. Luckily..."
The construction drones create the obstacles and item box placements
Tails: "Use the Wisps to hit your kart. You have 3 balloons. You can use a White Boost, Invincibility, or Yellow Drill to steal one from another."
Susan: "Got it."
Tails: "Three, two, one, go!"
Sasha: she gets a Cyan Laser
Speedy: "Good thing you have your Wispon."
Tails: "Everyone gets every Wispon."
Sasha: she shoots a laser at Curd and Ivan's kart
Curd and Ivan: they get hit by the laser "At least we got the Gray Quake!" they use Gray Quake and the Wisp creates a triple rock obstacle
Sasha: she gets 10 Orange Rockets
Susan and Swift: they hit the rocks caused by Sasha and Speedy
Heads and Bomber: they White Boost through Susan and Swift
Sasha and Speedy: they fistbump Heads and Bomber
Muscle: he gets a Pink Spikes Wisp and uses it to surround his and Beam's kart
Ava: she gets a Red Burst and creates a trail of fire
Platinum: "Great job, Ava!"
Inferno and Lucy: they accidentally touch the trail of fire, thus getting them damaged
Speedy: he gets an Ivory Lightning
Sasha: "Let's do this, Speedy!"
Susan and Swift: they get an Invincibility Box and steals 2 of Muscle and Beam's balloons and 2 of Inferno and Lucy's balloons
Curd: "Lucy! Inferno! No!"
Walt: "Looks like one of them is down!"
Speedy: "Big one here!" he uses Ivory Lightning and it zaps everyone except his teammates
Muscle and Beam: they ram over Ava and Platinum's kart before their Pink Spikes Wisp runs out
Isabella: she gets a Magenta Wisp and uses it to cover Ava and Platinum's kart
Platinum: "We can't see!"
Ava: "I need to remind you that using your powers to remove those is cheating."
Platinum: "OK."
Tia and Lulu: they get a Crimson Eagle Wisp and it hits Sasha and Speedy
Sasha and Speedy: they get hit by the Crimson Eagle Wisp
Sasha: "Oh no you don't!" she gets a Yellow Drill Wisp and rams over Ava and Platinum's kart, eliminating them, getting a balloon from them, and getting all of Curd and Ivan's balloons
Walt: "Looks like Ava and Platinum are down too! So are Curd and Ivan!"
Susan and Swift: they get 3 Crimson Eagles and the Crimson Eagles all hit Muscle and Beam
Walt: "Wow! It's 2-2-2! Muscle and Beam, you're eliminated!"
Sasha and Speedy: they get a Black Bomb and they hit Susan and Swift
Tia and Lulu's kart get caught in the explosion too, popping two of their balloons
Susan and Swift: three of their balloons get popped
Walt: "Wow! This is crazy! Three balloons popped?"
Heads and Bomber: they get their fifth balloon by stealing Tia and Lulu's balloon
Walt: "Tia and Lulu are eliminated!"
5 Orange Rockets hit 3 of Heads and Bomber's balloons and 2 of Susan and Swift's balloons, eliminating Susan and Swift
Heads and Bomber: "Who's that?"
Isabella and Anne: "It's us." they get 3 Crimson Eagles and pop 2 of Heads and Bomber's balloons and pop one of Sasha and Speedy's balloons
Walt: "Oh, this is climactic! 5 balloons for Sasha and Speedy and 3 for Isabella and Anne! Heads and Bomber are eliminated, by the way."
Sasha and Speedy: they get Cyan Laser and hit Isabella and Anne
Isabella and Anne: they got hit, but they got an invincibility item and stole 3 of Sasha and Speedy's balloons
Sasha and Speedy: "Darn it. Now they have 6 balloons, and we have 2." they get a Violet Void Wisp and absorb the item boxes
Isabella and Anne: "Uh oh."
Sasha and Speedy: they get 10 Orange Rockets and miss 5 times, but hit the other 5 times
Isabella and Anne: "Darn it." they get a Blue Cube Wisp and they use it to hit Sasha and Speedy
Sasha and Speedy: they got hit by the Blue Cube
Isabella and Anne: they get Crimson Eagle
Sasha and Speedy: they get Crimson Eagle too
Western Suspense Music plays
Sasha and Speedy: they end up shooting the Crimson Eagle shot first
Isabella and Anne: "Darn it."
Walt: "And unsurprisingly, Sasha, Speedy, Heads, Bomber, Muscle, and Beam win this one!"
The crowd cheered for them
Sasha and Speedy: "Thank you, thank you, thank you."
Tails: "I expected this, because Sasha is the one who beats me in my fights against her all the time."
Susan: "This isn't Bumper Car mode! It's more like a battle mode from Super Mark Racing!"
Walt: "What happened to the other battle mode?"
Eleanor: "The winner of Grade 1 bumper car racing was the pair of Mia and Hazel, and Grade 2's winner was the pair of Vanessa and Silhouette. Let's make sure there's a final fight between these 3 pairs!"
Sasha and Speedy: "We're third graders! We're obviously beating them!"
Mia: "Do you know who took care of Hover Wisps more than you? Me-a!"
Hazel: "That's a good one."
Sasha and Speedy: they just get an Ivory Lightning and zap the two pairs
Silhouette: she uses White Boost and steals a balloon, then uses Jade Ghost and steals a Yellow Drill
Sasha and Speedy: they get Cyan Laser and hit Mia and Hazel
Mia and Hazel: they use Crimson Eagle and hit Sasha and Speedy
Sasha and Speedy: "One balloon left!" they get a Black Bomb and hit Mia and Hazel, defeating them
Vanessa and Silhouette: they use Yellow Drill and chase after Sasha and Speedy
Sasha and Speedy: they race away from Vanessa and Silhouette and get an Invincibility Box and use it
Vanessa and Silhouette: two of their balloons are stolen as they try racing away from Sasha and Speedy
Sasha and Speedy: "Three balloons!" they get 3 Crimson Eagles and throw them at Vanessa and Silhouette
Walt: "And they're eliminated! Sasha and Speedy win!"
A crowd cheers
Walt: "For 2,000,000 dollars, however, can you beat the boss?"
Heads and Bomber: "What was the point of grouping us into teams?"
Walt: "Well, you didn't have as many balloons, but the LVP will get 100,000, the one who contributed more than the LVP but not as much as the MVP will get 250,000, and if the MVP of the team doesn't win against the other winners in each group, they'll get 500,000. If they do win against them, they'll get a million. If they win against the boss, they'll get 2 million."
Muscle and Beam: "Oh!"
A robot arrives
Skyler: she was controlling the head "Sasha and Speedy! Time to test your skills!"
Gleam: he was controlling an arm "There are 5 of us! And we have many tricks up our sleeves!"
Madeline: she was controlling an arm too "Prepare to be vanquished!"
Mason: he was controlling a leg "Get the boot!"
Stella: she was controlling another leg "And kick it up a notch!"
Sasha and Speedy: they race around the track and get a Yellow Drill, thus letting them get other items, combining them, until they were able to Final Color Blast the robot
Skyler: "Attack!"
The robot tried stomping on the kart of the porcupines
Sasha and Speedy: they drive up an incline and Final Color Blast the robot's body
The robot gets destroyed
Skyler: "Good game."
Walt: "Good job! You won 2,000,000 dollars!"
The crowd cheered for the two porcupines and chanted their names
Sasha and Speedy: "Toot toot rodent warriors always take a chance!
Toot toot rodent warriors never say they can't!
Nothing can survive the will to stay a live
Cause if you try, you can do anything!"
Mina: among the crowd "That's my song about Sonic they're singing!"
The End!
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