Lumpy and Splendid: Splendid Loses His Powers

I'm about to tell you a story that some of my best friends don't even know about.
Lumpy: It's a great day today, isn't it?
Splendid: Yeah, wanna see a cool trick?
Lumpy: Yeah! Do it!
Splendid: (Flies in the air about to do a free fall flip)
Lumpy: Go Splendid!
???: (Uses Taser Gun on Splendid)
Splendid: (Gets shocked and faints)
Lumpy: Splendid! (Runs to catch him). Oh no, he's out cold. I gotta bring him home.
(Lumpy walks home with Splendid in his arms)
Lumpy: Well, while he's asleep, I'm gonna go eat some cheese. (Eats cheese)
Splendid: Oooo... What happened...
Lumpy: You got rekt m9.
Splendid: Shit. Well, I'm gonna go heat up some coffee. (Tries to use laser eyes). What?
Lumpy: Maybe your sick.
Splendid: (Tries to fly and fails). Ow. Why can't I fly?
Lumpy: (Splashes water on Splendid)
Splendid: What the hell was that for!?
Lumpy: Sorry. Worked with Flippy.
Splendid: Well, I lost my powers.
Lumpy: Lets get them back, but first we need weapons. (Gives Splendid sword)
Splendid: Ooo. Nice.
Lumpy: But we need more people. I know! Russel!
Splendid: Lets go then! (Fails to fly again). DAMN IT.
Lumpy and Splendid: (Leave)
And so Lumpy and Splendid found Russel.
Lumpy: Join us to get Splendid's powers back.
Russel: You need my ship. Don't you?
Splendid and Lumpy: ..... yeah
Russel: Fine. Lets go.
And so they walked to the top of the tower.
Splendid: We're here.
Flaky then jumped out of no where. She was torn up badly.
Russel: Flaky? What happened to you?
Flaky: I.. MuSt.. STaUp... Yo...
A net then pops out and captures Russel and Splendid.
Flaky: I got you! Now to bring you to my master.
Lumpy: Splendid! Russel! (Runs into the tower)
Fliqpy: Flaky. Do you have Splendid?
Flaky: Yes Fliqpy.
Fliqpy: Good. (Puts Splendid and Russel in case)
Flaky: What are you gonna do with them?
Fliqpy: I will rule all.
Lumpy: Stop! You're not gonna win that easy!
Fliqpy: What are you gonna do blue moose? It's over. Your friends are nearly dead.
Lumpy: I will fight you!
Fliqpy: You? What makes you think a retarded blue moose can stop me?
Lumpy: Heh. I'll try.
Fliqpy: Say your prayers
Flaky: (Runs over to Lumpy)
Lumpy: Flaky? You're fighting?
Flaky: Yes.
Fliqpy: Very well Flaky. I'll destroy you too.
(Fight starts)
Lumpy: (Slices Fliqpy)
-2
Flaky: (Stabs Fliqpy)
-3
Fliqpy: (Stab)
-3 each
Flaky: I know! Throw me over to Fliqpy.
Lumpy: K (throws)
-6
Fliqpy: (Slice)
-3 each
Flaky and Lumpy: (Use power attack)
-2
-2
-2
-2
-2
-2
-7
Fliqpy: No... I was so powerful... and I lost to a stupid blue moose.
Flaky: (Smile)
Fliqpy: This can't be the end... (dies)
Lumpy and Flaky: Yeah!
Lumpy: (Frees Russel from trap)
Zombie Fliqpy then rose from his death. He looked torn up, bloody, cut everywhere, and kinda depressed. He was pissed off with blood and guts all over him. Flaky tried to stop him, but he had the powers of Splendid. He shot laser eyes at Lumpy and Flaky
-10 each
And they ran away. Lumpy carried Splendid.
They made it back.
Zombie Fliqpy then store at my screen and said: I'll get you next.
I was realy scared.
This took a turn.
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