Chocpocalypse

This was going to be the 1st episode of The Tom Show. It was finished on May 16, 2020.
==Transcript==
(At Tom’s house, he is sitting on his couch eating chips watching a completely blank TV screen)
Tom: If I can’t have chocolate, surely I can have chips!
(His chips suddenly start talking)
Chips: Thomas! Thomas!
Tom: Hey! Don’t say my full name.
Chips: Throw us in the trash. Trash! Trash! You know chocolate fills the void in your souuull.
Tom: No. No!
Chips: Do it or we’ll… uhh… call the police!
Tom: Okay, fine! (he gets up, throws away the chips, and is about to grab a chocolate bar from the counter when someone pulls him away)
Fred: Tom, what did the doctor tell you? No more chocolate for a week! It’s only been 20 minutes since he told you that and you already forgot?
Tom: Sorry. It’s just that I hallucinated and the chips started talking, and-
Fred: You think you have it bad? My leg talks to me every single day!
Leg: Hurt me. HURT ME ALREADY!
Fred: No! You already got crushed by a drawer earlier this morning.
Tom: Sounds bad.
Fred: Yeah. If I can resist the temptation I deal with every day, surely you can resist it for a week.
Tom: I’ll do my best.
Fred: Good. I’ll see you tomorrow for the game night.
Tom: Bye! (Fred leaves Tom’s house) Great, now what to do? It’s like 6 in the morning, so basically nothing is open right now.
(At the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: It’s opening time again!
Krabs: Gimme a break. (he opens the doors with his keys)
Squidward: Another day, another migraine.
Krabs: I already had one last night.
Squidward: Uhh….
SpongeBob: Come on, stop being negative nancies. The best restaurant is now open on a Sunday!
Krabs: It’s Sunday? I forgot! That means the place is closed.
SpongeBob: NOOO-
Tom: Hi guys. Is the Krusty Krab open yet?
Squidward: Uh, no- (Krabs pushes him aside)
Krabs: Yes! We just opened. Come on in.
SpongeBob: This day keeps on getting better!
(Cut to Squidward at the cash register serving customers. Tom is ordering)
Tom: Do you have anything that DOESN’T have chocolate in it?
Squidward: Sir, that’s EVERYTHING on the menu!
Tom: Oh yeah, phew. I’ll have two Krabby Patties and a Kelp Shake.
Squidward: (writes down the order) SpongeBob, first order of the day.
SpongeBob: (takes the order) I’m on it.
(Tom sits at an empty table, fidgeting)
Tom: Man, there sure is nothing to do here. I guess I can use my phone for now. (he pulls out his phone and taps on it to reveal a chocolate lock screen) No. No. NOOO!!
SpongeBob: Order for table te- where’d Tom go?
Squidward: Wasn’t he the guy who caused this place to be open on a Sunday?
SpongeBob: Yeah. He’s always been an oddball.
Squidward: Says the one and only oddball…
SpongeBob: Squidward, I think the word you’re looking for is “snowflake”.
(Tom is knocking on Bikini Bottomites’ doors asking for chocolate)
Tom: Do you have chocolate?
Fred: You realize I know you aren’t supposed to have any right?
Tom: They don’t have to know. I can regurgitate it right out!
Fred: Disgustang! I’m not letting you do that.
Tom: Aww… (Fred shuts the door, and Tom goes up to Old Man Jenkins’ door and knocks)
OMJ: Eh what do you want, uhh… Tom?
Tom: Chocolate. Any kind.
OMJ: Any kind, huh? Well I have some unsweet chocolate. Patent pending.
Tom: I don’t care if it’s sweet or not. Gimme.
OMJ: If you say so… (he goes into his cabinet and grabs a small bag of his unsweet chocolate and gives it to Tom) Don’t eat it all at once. Seriously.
Tom: Thanks! (runs off with it)
OMJ: That kiddo, I swear.
(Tom sprints back to his house to try out the candy)
Tom: Here goes everything. (he shoves all the chocolate into his mouth at once, and his eyes instantly widen. His stomach implodes and is rushed to the hospital)
Doctor: It appears you have stomach-go-boom-itis.
Tom: Is that what it’s really called?
Doctor: I have no idea. I’m not even a real doctor. But this guy is.
Real doctor: Your stomach imploded.
Tom: You THINK?
Real doctor: Yeah. You’re a lucky lucky lucky lucky luck boy. We had plenty of stitches left over from the stitch convention. Your stomach should be perfectly fine as long as you don’t eat… whatever the heck you ate.
Tom: CHOCOLATE!
Real doctor: Normal chocolate doesn’t do this to your stomach. You must’ve had chocolate with radiation in it.
Tom: Old Man Jenkins… 
(Back at home)
Tom: Well, now I REALLY can’t eat any chocolate. Ugh, this is gonna be hard.
(Day 3)
Tom: I’m not gonna eat any.
(Day 5)
Tom: Forget it. I gotta EAT IT!
(He exits his house by breaking a wall, and starts walking on all fours)
Fred: (his leg gets trampled by Tom) MY LEG!
Tom: Who cares?
Fred: MY LEG CARES!
(Tom goes straight to the candy store, where a kid is buying a chocolate bar)
Kid: Oh, a doggy! C’mere, boy- (realizes it’s a man) Dad? Is that you?
Tom: Uh… yeah, I’m your dad.
Kid: You finally got the milk! Let’s go back home and tell mom!
(Cut to the kid’s house, where Tom doesn’t seem very welcomed)
Kid’s mom: Who the heck is this?
Kid: It’s dad!
Kid’s mom: Yeah, no. Your dad doesn’t walk on all fours.
(Tom quickly gets up on his legs and starts barking)
Kid’s mom: This is a freak. (Tom gets kicked out of the house)
Kid: When will we ever see dad again?
Kid’s mom: That’s a question I don’t wanna answer.
(Tom is rampaging in the town, knocking over mailboxes, fire hydrants, etc.)
Mable: Oh dear!
(Fred appears beside Mable, walking with his leg in a cast)
Mable: Still faring like usual, Fred?
Fred: Not exactly… (he sees Tom in the distance) RUN!
Mable: Fred, you know I’m 82-
Fred: Just RUN! (he grabs her just in time, as Tom knocks over a telephone pole they were standing above)
Tom: CHOCOLATE! I NEED!
Fred: Hopefully this rampage ends soon.
(Day 6)
(Shot of Bikini Bottom in an apocalyptic state)
Fred: Not only my leg, but also my sanity. Bikini Bottom is dying.
Frank: I’m so thirsty, I had to drink my fish bowl.
Fred: I have so many questions for you right now.
(Day 7)
(Bikini Bottom is close to being in ruins. Cut to Tom at the doctor’s)
Doctor: Your week is up. You can officially eat chocolate again.
Tom: Hooray! No more insanity!
Doctor: You’re always insane, Tom. Your chocolate addiction is gonna cause problems in the future, as well as the present.
Tom: I guess… 
Doctor: We don’t even have a roof for this room anymore! (a piece of the ceiling falls on his head) Ow!
Tom: Well, see ya, doc. (he gets up and leaves)
(Tom buys a chocolate bar from the store to celebrate, and goes home to eat it.)
Tom: You know what they say: CHOCOLATE! (eats the bar in one bite while people are screaming in the background)
(Episode ends)
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