Randall Weems and Ashley A Behave at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Get Ungrounded

== Cast ==
Randall Weems and Mr Armbruster-Eric
Ashley Armbruster-Emma
Willy Wonka and Leonard Weems-Paul
Oompa-Loompa 1 on boat-Wiseguy
Oompa-Loompa 2 on boat-Dallas
Veruca Salt-Allison
Gelman-Joey
Mrs Armbruster and Mrs Weems-Kate
== Transcript ==
At the Third Street Playground, Ashley A was on top of the Jungle Gym. She was substituting for King Bob, and the other Ashleys were her ladies-in-waiting. She was being Queen Ashley A.
Ashley A: Attention, loyal subjects! Today in the afternoon after school, since Randall Weems helped the old lady cross the road and got the cat down from the tree. As a reward for helping out, he and I are going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! He and I will get the golden tickets first! 
Later, Randall Weems and Ashley A arrived at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Ashley A: Okay, let's wait for Willy Wonka!
Randall: Okay, this is going to be the great day ever!
The gates opened. Willy Wonka came out of the factory and approached Randall and Ashley A.
Willy: Thank you! Welcome, my friends! Welcome! Today's going to be such an exciting day! But first, may I see your golden tickets, please?
Randall: With pleasure!
Ashley A: We got the golden tickets!
Randall: Here you go, Mr Wonka!
Randall and Ashley A gave the golden tickets to Mr Wonka.
Willy: Thanks! Are we ready? Good! Let's go!
Randall: What a glorious day!
Ashley A: I know, Randall! We're going to have a great tour!
Randall and Ashley A walked along as they followed Willy Wonka and entered the Chocolate Factory.
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's go to the signing room!
So Randall and Ashley A went to the signing room.
Willy: Now let's start signing the papers!
So Randall and Ashley A signed the papers together and then they succeeded.
Randall: If I were Scribe Kid, I did the scribing well.
Ashley A: Like, good scribing, Randall!
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's take you to the Chocolate Room.
So Willy opened the door that led to the Chocolate Room. Then Randall and Ashley A entered the Chocolate Room.
Willy: This is the Chocolate Room! This is where the chocolate is flowing. Chocolate must be untouched. There are some chocolate bars and sweets for you to eat!
So Randall and Ashley A started to help themselves. Then they finished.
Randall: Wow! Nice candy!
Ashley A: They're like so scandalicious!
Willy: Good! I hope you like helping yourselves in this room! Now let's wait for the boat! We're going on a boat that can take us to the Inventing Room!
Just then the boat arrived.
Willy: Let's hop on the boat!
So Randall and Ashley A hopped onto the boat.
Willy: Men, take us to the Inventing Room!
Oompa-Loompa 1: Yes, sir!
Oompa-Loompa 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas started to row the boat.
Randall: What a great ride, isn't it, Ashley A?
Ashley A: It sure is!
Willy: We're entering the tunnel now.
The boat went in the tunnel.
Willy: This is going to be a wacky ride! Yeehaw!
Ashley A: What a great ride!
Randall: Sounds creepy enough!
Willy: Listen to my singing. There's no early way of knowing. Which direction we are going there's no knowing where we're rowing. (echoing) Rowing... Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Bleh! Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! OOOOOAAAAAAAAAH! Okay, men! Stop the boat!
Oompa-Loompas 1 and 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas stopped the boat.
Willy: Okay! Everyone off the boat!
So Randall and Ashley A came off the boat.
Willy: Okay, we're at the Inventing Room now! Let's go in!
So Randall and Ashley A followed Willy and entered the Inventing Room. The Oompa-Loompas were inventing some food, especially Butterscoth and Buttergin.
Randall: This room is amazing!
Ashley A: It sure is!
Randall: Look at the Oompa-Loompas! They're making food!
Ashley A: Ooh, scandalicious! Let's look around!
So Randall and Ashley A walked along with Willy. Then Randall and Ashley A looked at the Everlasting Gobstopper machine.
Randall: Is that a machine? I'll take a look.
Randall tried to look into the Everlasting Gobstopper machine; a buzzer went off.
Willy: No! Don't. Please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth.
Randall: What's it do?
Willy: Well, if you really want to know.
Willy pushed a button. The machine goes through a long process, then produced Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Ashley A: What is it?
Willy: It's an Everlasting Gobstopper! You can suck 'em forever and they'll never get any smaller.
Randall: I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!
Ashley A: Me too.
Willy: Alright, but I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them secret and never show them to anyone, uh, as long as you live. Agreed?
Randall and Ashley A: Agreed.
Willy: There you go. There's one for everyone.
Willy handed out the Everlasting Gobstoppers to Randall and Ashley A ate the Everlasting Gobstoppers all up, and then they finished.
Willy: Everybody has an Everlasting Gobstopper? Yes! Good. Now if you'll follow me, I have something very special to show you.
Willy showed Randall and Ashley A a gum contraption.
Randall: Wow! What a contraption.
Willy: Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now: button, button, who's got the button?
Ashley A: It's over there.
Willy: Here?
Ashley A: Yeah.
Willy pushed the button; the contraption began to work.
Willy: What you are witnessing, dear friends, is the most enormous miracle of the machine age: the creation of a confectionery giant! Finito!
Ashley A: That's all?
Willy: That's all?!? Don't you know what this is?
Randall: By gum, it's gum!
Willy: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Randall: What's so fab about it?
Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
Ashley A: Bull.
Willy: No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
Randall: Hey, Wonka! What's on your hand?
Willy: It's gum!
Randall: Good thinking.
Ashley A: What a beauty!
Willy: Nice comment! Well, anyway.
Willy put away the three course dinner gum.
Willy: Let's move to the Fizzy Lifting Room.
So Randall and Ashley A went off to the Fizzy Lifting Room. Then they entered the Fizzy Lifting Room.
Willy: You're going to love this next invention.
Then Willy showed everyone the next invention which was the Fizzy Lifting Drink Machine.
Randall: What's it do?
Willy: It's making Fizzy Lifting Drinks. The drink fills you with gas. And the gas lifts you right off the ground like a balloon.
Randall: I don't want that drink.
Ashley A: Neither do I, because we're not thirsty.
Willy: Good thinking. I can't release these drinks. There'd be tourists flying around everywhere. Now come along. You're going to be wild about this next room.
Ashley A: Thanks!
Willy: Let's go to the Geese Room!
So everyone went to the Geese Room and then they entered the Geese Room. Willy had an announcement.
Willy: Geese lay golden eggs. Chocolate golden eggs, and only the finest. As you can see.
One Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a golden egg on it, and another Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a cardboard box on it.
Willy: These are quadruple size geese and they lay octuple size eggs.
Willy showed everyone the Eggdicator. The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: My Eggdicator eggs. Eggdicator examines every egg.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the scanner. The egg was good. A ding was heard and the egg got shined up and shipped out all over the world. The Oompa-Loompa came with a trolley and put the good egg on the trolley.
Willy: The good ones are kept and polished up.
The Oompa-Loompa carted the good egg away.
The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: And the bad eggs are dropped down the chute.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the trapdoor. The trapdoor dumped the bad egg down the chute and a "honk-honk" sound was heard.
Ashley A: Wow! I really love these golden eggs!
Randall: So do I!
Ashley A: Those geese are so cute.
Willy: Okay, guys! Shall we press on? Let's go to the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone went to the Wonkavision Room. Then they arrived at the entrance to the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Okay, everyone. Let's put on the white suits before we can enter the Wonkavision Room.
So everyone put on the white suits and then everyone entered the Wonkavision Room. Willy showed everyone his invention: the Wonkavision. He had an announcement.
Willy: Wonkavision, my latest and greatest invention.
Randall: So, it's just television?
Willy: Uh, it's Wonkavision.
Willy commanded the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Observe.
The Oompa-Loompas brought in the oversized Wonka chocolate bar and put it on the Wonkavision platform. Then they left.
Willy picked up a remote.
Willy: Lights, camera, Wonkavision!
Willy pressed the button to make the chocolate bar disappear.
Randall: That was terrific!
Ashley A: What happened to the chocolate?
Willy pointed to the specks flying over to the Wonkavision screen.
Willy: It's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces and it gets reassembled over there. Of course, the chocolate gets smaller when we beam it through.
The Wonka chocolate got reassembled in the screen.
Willy: Just like on regular TV.
Randall: That's amazing. I'll get the chocolate bar.
Randall walked up to the screen and took the chocolate bar out of the screen. He opened up the wrapper and ate the chocolate bar all up.
Randall: It's delicious. It's a miracle.
Willy: It's Wonkavision.
Ashley A: Wow! What an excellent invention!
Willy: Okay, guys! Let's leave the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone left the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Let's take off the white suits!
So everyone took off the white suits.
Willy: Let's meet at my office door!
So Randall and Ashley A followed Willy to his office door and then they arrived at Willy's office door.
Willy: Okay, this concludes the tour. I hope you enjoyed it. You can show yourselves out. Just up this hall. Anyway, anyone who wins the contest will get a prize. Let me think. And the winners are... Randall Weems and Ashley Armbruster! You deserve a lifetime supply of chocolate!
Randall: Thanks!
Willy: Randall and Ashley, come inside my office with me!
So everyone got in the office with Willy and then Willy closed the door. Then he got on his desk.
Willy: Congratulations Randall Weems and Ashley Armbruster, you won a contest. You can take some chocolate home. Then your parents will be very proud of you because you won a contest.
Randall: Thank you, Mr Wonka! Thank you!
Ashley A: Mr Wonka, you're the best guy ever!
Willy: You're welcome! As another reward, want to ride the Great Glass Wonkavator with me?
Randall: We'd love to!
Willy: Okay! Let's hop into it!
So Willy, Randall and Ashley A got into the Great Glass Wonkavator. The door closed.
Willy: Push the button, Randall?
Randall: Okay.
So Randall pushed the button.
Willy: There it goes. Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. Faster, faster . . . If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through.
Randall: Get through what?
Willy: Ah-ha!
Ashley A: You mean we're going . . .?
Willy: Up and out!
The Wonkavator went up through the roof and flew into the sky.
Ashley A: Randall, you're a handsome genius!
Ashley A kissed Randall on his checks.
Willy: Get up. Take a look.
Randall: Isn't this a beautiful view?
Ashley A: Yeah, look over here, Randall. I think I see my house.
Randall: Wow! I see my house as well. There's our school Third Street School.
Willy: How did you like my factory, Randall and Ashley?
Randall: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.
Ashley A: So do I.
Willy: I'm very pleased to hear you say.
Randall: This is the best day out ever! Our parents will be so proud of me and Ashley A. Let's have a great ride!
So Randall and Ashley A enjoyed riding on the Wonkavator with Willy. Later, Randall, Ashley A and Willy rode the Wonkavator back in the Chocolate Factory to Willy's office. Everyone got out.
Willy: Randall and Ashley, you have behaved very well. Congratulations, you have take the lifetime supply of chocolate home.
Randall: Thank you, Mr Wonka! You're a genius!
Ashley A: Here, here! And Randall, want to come to my house for a snack?
Randall: Certainly!
Willy: Good luck, kids! Have fun! Come again another day!
So Randall and Ashley A left the office and walked on their way out and went out of the chocolate factory. Later, in the lounge in Ashley A's house, Ashley A was sitting on a lounge with Randall.
Ashley A: Randall, what a clever adventure! You made the queen of the Third Street School like me very proud and impressed.
Randall: I know! Willy Wonka is an excellent chocolatier! Everyone adores him!
Ashley A: But what about Gelman? We saw her attacking Veruca Salt!
Randall: Veruca Salt?! Oh no! Not that meanie! She's a maddie! She's always extremely rude to anyone, especially her own parents! She pushed and shoved Violet Beauregard as everyone started touring the Chocolate River, she demanded that her dad get her an Oompa-Loompa, she whined and demanded a second Gobstopper when she thought that Violet had two and put on an atrocious performance in the Geese Room. Veruca's so mean and horrid! She's too scary! She's a maddie, I tell you!
Ashley A: Like, not anymore, Randall. Veruca's changed. She's reformed. She's more well-behaved because her dad disciplined her more.
Randall: Oh, really? Are you sure?
Ashley A: She's a changed girl. Anyway, I saw Gelman attacking her.
Randall: Okay, let's see what happened back at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Veruca Salt was grabbing Gelman by the arm and literally dragged him out of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
Veruca: This is the last time that I EVER take you to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Gelman!
Gelman: I wanted a lifetime supply of chocolate, Veruca! I WANTED IT!
Veruca: How dare you behave in such an ill-mannered way, fatso! You have caused too much trouble! You've been bullying anyone during the tour! You're a rotten mean boy, and you never behave here! This time, you are getting punished!
Gelman: I want to go to KFC!
Veruca's face was now redder than a tomato.
Veruca: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO KFC, GELMAN! AFTER THE WAY YOU BEHAVED IN THE FACTORY, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING! IN FACT, I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON TO SELL YOUR DVDS THAT YOU LIKED!
Gelman: Oh, and what did I do in the factory?!
Veruca: Let's see. You pushed George Stemple down the steps as we started touring the Chocolate Factory, you pulled down your pants to moon the tourists, including me, you pushed Jordan in the chocolate river, you called the Oompa-Loompas the N-word, you beat up the Oompa-Loompas, you swore at Phil, you fed Jerome the three course dinner gum, you punched Bradley in the face, you pulled Swinger Girl's hair, you attacked Violet, you called Augustus a fat F-word, you beat up Mike, you fed Scribe Kid and Jennifer Fizzing Lifting Drinks to make them fly up to the ceiling, you attacked Digger Dave and Digger Sam, you put Tara on the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace, you shrunk Captain Brad with the Wonkavision and you attacked Phil, Gordy, Willy, Megan and Judy! Now Scribe Kid and Jennifer have to burp their way back down to the ceiling before they get killed by a ceiling fan because you fed them Fizzing Lifting Drinks to make them fly up to the ceiling! Now King Bob has to rescue Tara, because you put Tara on the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace! Jordan has to be rescued from the Fudge Room after being sucked through the pipe that led to it, and Jerome has to go to the Juicing Room to be dejuiced, and it's all your fault! And Captain Brad has to go to the taffy pulling room to be stretched back to normal, because of you!
Gelman smirked.
Gelman: Jerome is now a fat little blueberry! He deserved everything he ever got!
That did it for Veruca. She grabbed Gelman by his arm and started to spank him!
Gelman: OW! Veruca, stop! Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate you! I hate you! I want my parents!
Veruca: Well, I'm the best you've got! It's about time you grew up, Leo Gelman! When you get home, you are going to be grounded and going straight to your room and getting rid of your favourite DVDs, including the South Park DVDs, the Family Guy DVDs and the Sausage Party DVD because I'm going to sell them to the DVD store!
Gelman: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Veruca: I CAN AND I WILL! YOU'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH BEING A BULLY DURING THE ENTIRE TOUR! OH AND I'M GOING TO SELL YOUR SOUTH PARK DOLLS TO CHARITY!
Gelman: Why, you little...!
Gelman went to attack Veruca, but Veruca managed to grab both of his fists just in time.
Veruca: Don't you even DARE attempt to hit me, Gelman! You are going home and that's final!
Veruca dragged Gelman home.
Gelman: You're the worst babysitter ever! Let me go! Let me go, you meanie! I'll get Lawson to give you a concussion time for this!
Veruca: OH BE QUIET, GELMAN!
Randall was impressed.
Randall: Wow, Veruca told Gelman off. Gelman has been a bully during the tour!
Ashley A: See, Randall? Like, Veruca's not so bad! She told Gelman off! Anyway, let's eat the chocolate bars!
So Randall and Ashley A ate the chocolate bars, and they even put the wrappers in the bin and returned to the couch. Then Mr and Mrs Armbruster came.
Mr Armbruster: So, Ashley? I've heard you and Randall had a great time with Mr Wonka!
Mrs Armbruster: Is this true?
Ashley A: Yes, Randall and I had a great time! We behaved at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!
Randall: I impressed your daughter, Mr Armbruster!
Mr Armbruster: Well done, Randall! Well done!
Randall: Mr Wonka rewarded me and your daughter a lifetime supply of chocolate! We had a ride on a Wonkavator with Mr Wonka!
Mrs Armbruster: Wow! What an excellent adventure you've been through!
Mr Armbruster: Randall, thank you for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You made us very proud!
Mrs Armbruster: Take your lifetime supply of chocolate with you while we call your parents!
Randall: Righto! Bye, Ashley A!
Ashley A: Bye, Randall!
Randall and Ashley A and Randall went home, taking his lifetime supply of chocolate with him. Mr and Mrs Armbruster were very proud of Ashley A.
Mr Armbruster: Ashley, thank you for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You made us very proud! You are now ungrounded.
Mrs Armbruster: You can do whatever you want.
Ashley A: Thanks, mum and dad!
Back in Randall's house, Leonard Weems and Mrs Weems were very proud of Randall.
Leonard: Randall, thank you for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You made us very proud!
Mrs Weems: Ashley A's parents told us that you and Ashley A have got the lifetime supply of chocolate as a reward for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! And you and Ashley A have taken the lifetime supply of chocolate home for new treats! What a good boy you are!
Leonard: You are now ungrounded.
Mrs Weems: You can do whatever you want.
Randall: Thanks, mum and dad!
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