Tsuck Norovirus

Tsuck Norovirus is some guy. He lives on the planet Ogg. He is awesome. He is so awesome that he killed WaAdolf Hitler twice.
== History ==
He was created by Arthur the Aardvark in his secret lab on Mars to kill the Furbies. Originally, he looked like Super Eviler Bowser crossed with WaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky. But then he got eaten by Arthur's dog Pal, and when he was pooped out, he became the gray pillow-shaped bug-eyed... thing we know today. Then he moved to Ogg for no reason.
== Norovirus Empire ==
He has a huge empire on Ogg. He took over half of the planet, but the Bowser Empire took over some of it and turned it into the Bowser Ogg Territories, so now he rules 49% of the planet. Later, he colonized a city located on Stultus (another planet in the same system), and then took over an area surrounding that city, so he could have more land.
== Norovirus Army ==
He also created an army to kill Peepers and destroy Doddy's Candee factory. This army consists of Tsuck and about 6 quadrillion Space Invaders. They defeated Morshu in the War of the Rupees.
Category:Norovirus Empire
Category:War of the Rupees
Category:Norovirus Army
Category:Guys
Category:Ogg
Category:Stultus