One Minute Mysteries

== Summary ==
Taken from the title of the Scooby-Doo and Guess Who episode of the same name, the gang get into a bet that they can solve mysteries within one minute or less then an hour
== Script ==
(We open on Snails and Spike at the malt shop getting lunch)
Spike:Here comes the food train.
(Mrs. Cake puts the tray on the table)
Mrs. Cake:Here boys. Cakes, pies, and hamburgers.
Snails:Like thanks Mrs. Cake.
Spike:Yeah we caught the Flash Phantom and it was great. We caught the Giant Evil Teddy Bear haunting the abandon toy factory outside of town.
Snails:And after all that running, we've worked off those big meals.
(They pig out and eat it all)
Snails:Like man that was amazing.
(Phone vibrates)
Snails:It's a text from Big Mac. Let's go Spike, the gang need us for the trap.
Spike:Don't they always?
(Cuts to the old mine shaft outside of town called The Old Canterlot City Mines, Snails and Spike come out with a cartload of gold)
Snails:We got all of these gold nuggets, I sure hope no miner comes and gets them.
Spike:Yeah like the Miner Forty Niner. Oh where oh were has the Miner Forty Niner gone? Oh where oh where could he be?
(They hear a voice saying "GOLD!" they turn and see something cuts to the Monsters Unleashed costumed version of the Miner Forty Niner running out of the mine)
Miner Forty Niner:Gold! Gooooolllldddd! Unhand that gold ya varmints! 
(Says that raising his pickax they run off and get caught on the cart cuts to a big light, Spike takes it and goes after the miner he then runs back thinking that a train is coming and Snails does the sound effects cuts to Twilight and Rarity)
Sci-Twi:Listen to that Snails go.
Rarity:Yeah and Spike is good at being a train.
(Cuts to the Miner Forty Niner running and he runs into a door with Big Macintosh holding it and he closes it and locks the bolt)
Big Macintosh:Got'em! (Turns to see Spike coming so fast) Oh no, Spike can't stop!
(Cuts to the light cuts to Big Mac running in place and running off and Spike goes through the shed with a crash cuts to the girls)
Rarity:Spike went through the shed. He's got him.
Sci-Twi:I hope.
(They walk over to the shed cuts to inside the shed where Big Mac points at something)
Big Macintosh:Hey that's gotta be the miner.
Rarity:But where's Spike?
(Cuts to Spike hanging onto the miner's boots while looking down)
Spike:Help! HELP!
(The boots slide off revealing stilts tied to the miner's feet)
Spike:(Looks at the boots and then up to miner)Huh?
(Cuts to Snails who leans over to see the stilts)
Snails:Look, stilts!
(Cuts to the miner)
Sci-Twi:(OS)Snails is right. He is wearing stilts.
(Cuts to Big Mac grabbing hold of the mask)
Big Macintosh:Then this can only be one person. (Rips it off reveal a middle aged man with brown hair and he is the striking image of Hank from the Scooby-Doo episode)Adam.
Gang:(OS)Adam?!
(We move up to him and he is upset)
Adam:Aw dag nabit.
(We fade to the gang reading the paper at the malt shop)
Big Macintosh:Hey gang listen to this. Darn those kids says Miner 49er. Assistant Adam taken into custody by police for illegal gold thieving and scaring people away from their property.
Sci-Twi:Another mystery solved.
(Trixie comes in)
Trixie:Trixie has heard that you have solved another mystery. Is that correct?
Rarity:Yes?
Big Macintosh:Whadda ya want Trixie?
Trixie:Trixie would like to bet that you could solve mysteries within one minute or less than an hour.
Sci-Twi:You're on!
Trixie:Here's a mystery for you. A giant ape has just escaped from the city zoo.
Big Macintosh:To the Canterlot Cruiser!
(We fade to a gorilla that resembles the Gorilla from the Scooby-Doo Boo Blasters Ride The Mystery Of The Scary Swamp, it chases Snails and Spike)
Spike:This mystery is for crazy apes! It's gone totally bananas!
(It crashes into some boards and Sci-Twi and Big Mac helps it up and Rarity unmasks it to be)
Rarity:The train conductor?
Sci-Twi:Yup. This is Jebediah Graves. The head of an International smuggling and grave robbing ring. The treasure from the burial places would have made him a fortune.
Big Macintosh:(To policeman)He and his henchmen disguised themselves as creatures of the night to scare away the locals while the dug up the graves.
Jebediah Graves:And I would have gotten away with it! If it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
Rarity:But where's Spike?
(Spike comes with all the henchmen tied up and still in costumes)
Spike:Right here.
(The gang go over and Snails unmasks two monsters and Twilight does and Rarity does)
Spike:Can we go now?
Big Macintosh:Eyup. Let's meet up tomorrow at the Sweet Shoppe.
(They all agree on that we fade to the malt shop at around lunchtime the gang are reading a newspaper again)
Big Macintosh:Hey gang we made the front page news of the Canterlot Press. Listen. Giant Ape Grounded. (Cuts to the front page of the newspaper and it's just like the scene that happened, with Graves in handcuffs and the henchmen tied up and the headline is above) Train conductor and smuggling and grave robbing ring leader Jebediah Graves taken into custody by police for digging up the graves of Canterlot Cemetery and then sailing the treasures for lots of money.
Sci-Twi:Well that closes another mystery.
Trixie:That was just an appetizer. There's more mysteries to come like the zombie hooded Chinese pair of skeleton zombies called the Scare Pair. They're terrorizing an abandon police station.
Big Macintosh:Where?
Trixie:In Pomyville.
Sci-Twi:Pomyville? Our neighborhood town?
Trixie:Yes.
Rarity:It's best known for its poetry.
Snails:Like let's go, just to get this over with.
(We fade to them looking around an old stone jailhouse that looks like the set from Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of the Scary Swamp and inside the gang are criping around)
Big Macintosh:(Points to something)Here they come y'all.
(Cuts to the Scare Pair who look like the ones in Scooby-Doo)
Rarity:(OS)Jeepers, it's the Scare Pair.
(Cuts to Snails and Spike who act like Shaggy and Scooby)
Snails:Zoinks! The Scare Pair!
(They run)
Big Macintosh:In a case like this, Snails and Spike did exactly the right thing. Let's scram!
(They run off as well and the Scare Pair go after them)
Scare Pair 1:After them!
(They run after them cuts to Snails and Spike running)
Snails:Come on Spike I know the perfect place to hide.
(They run into the jailhouse kitchen, the Scare Pair come in looking around and Snails comes dressed like a waiter)
Snails:Welcome to Snails and Spike's Haunted Chinese Restaurant. The place where the ghosts eat the most. Hmmm you two look'a like you could stand a little fattening up.
(Grabs them and takes them to the table)
Snails:Bibs for the boo boys! Mustn't get dirty you know.
(Stands to the side and snaps his fingers and Spike comes dressed like a cook)
Spike:Here's the specialty of the house. Chocolate chop souy and spare rib a la mode. If you want anything else just go. 
(He and Snails make funny faces and laugh and run off)
Scare Pair 1:After them.
(They stand up so fast the bowl fly in the air and are upside down and land on their heads cuts to Snails and Spike running and laughing)
Snails:It looks like we finally ditched those creeps Spike.
Big Macintosh:All right gang I got a plan.
(The Scare Pair come running)
Scare Pair 2:Where are you?! We'll find you!
(A net comes onto them trapping them and the gang come out from hiding from behind a desk)
Big Macintosh:Got'em! Nice work gang.
(They run over to the monsters)
Snails:Now to see who the Scare Pair really are.
(Pulls off their masks revealing the two men who were the Scare Pair in the Scooby Doo episode)
Gang:Two crooks?!
Sci-Twi:It looks like we solved another mystery. Let's go gang.
(They leave and the police come in walking through the gang and cuffs the crooks we then cut to the gang reading a newspaper called The Pomyville Press and are at the diner where they are reading it and the headline reads TEENAGE SLEUTHS SOLVE MYSTERY OF THE SCARE PAIR it has their photo and Snails has Spike on him licking him in the way Shaggy and Scooby would do)
Big Macintosh:Well gang another mystery solved.
Sci-Twi:All we need now is another mystery.
Big Macintosh:But we don't have a mystery to solve.
(They think about it and Rarity says)
Rarity:Maybe we solved them all.
Snails:Like nuttin like a chocolate chop souy and spare rib a la mode. And a chop souy malt.
Spike:Yeah.
Sci-Twi:If only we'd have a mystery to solve.
Reporter:Eye witnesses report seeing a witch doctor haunting an old tiki village within the Everfree Forest.
(They over hear costumers talking)
Man:And I hear the old cemetery is bein haunted by a bat monster called what it's called. The Bat Monster.
(The woman who was talking to the man says)
Woman:That's nothing, I hear the old house is being haunted by a Skeleton called the Skeleton Spook.
Girl:I hear the Ghost is haunting the abandon park called the Park Ghost and I hear that the Zombie haunts the old riverboat and the Witch haunts the old abandon cabin.
Boy:Well here's what I have to say. Redbeard is said to haunt the waters at night.
(Back to the gang)
Big Macintosh:Well gang I guess we got more mysteries to solve.
Sci-Twi:Well what're we waiting for? Let's get going.
(They leave cuts to the old village where Snails and Spike are seen tiptoeing and they look at a giant statue and then investigate a hut and find nothing the Witch Doctor from the Scooby-Doo episode where they go to Hawaii pops out scaring them)
Snails:Zoinks! The Witch Doctor! Run!
(They run with the Witch Doctor chasing after them and Twilight and Rarity pull on a vine and the Witch Doctor trips over it cuts to the Witch Doctor tied to a chair and Rarity leans in to unmask it)
Rarity:Now to find out who this Witch Doctor really is.
(Pulls mask off revealing a man)
Gang:The pearl thief!
Sci-Twi:Of course. He was trying to frighten away all the people so he can steal the pearls.
(Police arrests him and takes him away)
Sci-Twi:All that's left to do is to go to our next mystery locations.
(Cuts to the gang in the van and they investigate the Bat Monster which Spike unmasks it with his mouth revealing an elderly man cuts to the Skeleton Spook chasing the gang and Spike knocks over a suit of armor and it falls on top of the Skeleton Spook and Twilight unmasks it to be a man cuts to the park where the Park Ghost chased the gang and runs into a swing and gets caught in it and falls down and Big Mac unmasks it to be a man cuts to the Zombie chasing Snails and Spike in an old casino and the gang come running in and they fall onto a spinning wheel used for gambling and as the zombie comes they land on it catching it and Snails pulls the mask off revealing a man cuts to the cabin where the gang are being chased out by the Witch only for Big Mac to hit her with a net knocking her down and then Rarity grabs ahold of it revealing a woman cuts to the ghost ship where the gang are being chased by Redbeard and he gets knocked into some barrels and Twilight unmasks him to be a businessman cuts to a castle where they are being chased by the Vampire from Scooby-Doo until a tapestry falls on it catching it, Spike unmasks it to be a man cuts to the gang at a gypsy wagon where the Gypsy from Scooby-Doo media is seen running around after Snails and Spike and she runs around after nothing and realizes it and Snails and Spike pop up at the open window of the wagon and Snails holds Spike in that classic Scooby and Shaggy way and a rope pops out from under her and Twilight pulls the mask off revealing a woman cuts to Funland where they are being chased by the Funland Robot as they run in classic Scooby-Doo run cycles Charlie runs after them in the fast walk cycle he does and Snails and Spike run up to a snack bar to eat and then continue the chase cuts to the robot running into a stand and crashes and then Spike reveals the sister and caretaker of the park Sarah Jenkins, her brother Gerald is ashamed of her, the gang are happy to have solved the mystery cuts to an old abandon circus where the gang are investigating an abandon shack and as they do the Ghost Clown pops out scaring them looking like the original the gang jump back in fright and run off and the Ghost Clown trips over a trip rope they then tie him up and Twilight unmasks him to be Harry the Hypnotist from Scooby Doo cuts to the gang investigating a mansion where Snails is running around being chased by the Werewolf from Scooby-Doo he then leads it out of the chase to the gang's net and it works we then cut to him tied to a chair and Big Mac yanks the mask off and throws it to the side on his left we then cut to an abandon laboratory where Snails is hiding being a machine and pops up pointing like Shaggy at something and Frankenstein from Scooby-Doo stomps after Rarity)
Snails:Zoinks! Look at that creep!
Big Macintosh:He's after Rarity!
Sci-Twi:(Calls out to her)Run Rarity, run!
(Cuts to her running)
Rarity:Don't worry, I'm running!
(Frankenstein runs after her moaning and Rarity runs past Spike who is crotched down cowering and the monster trips over Spike causing him to roll on top of the monster thus trapping him and the others come over and Snails unmasks him revealing a middle aged man with white skin and gray hair)
Gang:Bob Carlton?!
Snails:The jewel thief?
Carlton:Yes, I used the Frankenstein legend from the book to scare off people so I can find the jewels.
Spike:You mean this suitcase?
(Shows them a suitcase full of jewels)
Carlton:Yes, and I'd have gotten away with it too. If it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog.
Spike:All of these cases and it's already past midnight and I'm tired and hungry.
Snails:Me too.
Big Macintosh:Eyup. I'd say it's time to head home, we can continue these cases in the mornin.
(They leave)
Carlton:Wait, what about me?!
Rarity:Don't worry. The police will take care of you.
(The police go to arrest him and handcuff and take him away)
Policeman:Great work kids.
Sci-Twi:No problem officer.
(We blackout and then open back on the Canterlot Cruiser driving through Canterlot City)
Sci-Twi:Hey gang listen to Tyme Daily. Witch Doctor fake exposed by Canterlot Mystery Club.
Snails:And here's the Babbling Times. Bat Monster bagged.
Spike:Here's the New York Shopper. Skeleton Spook stopped by kids and dog.
Rarity:The Morning News reads, Zombie captured by teens and mutt.
Big Macintosh:The Daily News reads Witch captured by teens and mutt. And the Daily Press reads Park Ghost busted. The Daily Literature reads Mystery Group cracks case of Redbeard.
Rarity:The Canterlot Gazette reads Spike Gang expose Vampire as fake. And the Manehattan News reads Gypsy gipped. And the Horseshoe Bay Babbler reads Meddling Kids reveal Charlie the Funland Robot to be run by caretaker.
Snails:All that high jinx was done by the crooked caretaker. Well the man's own sister at least.
Spike:I'm glad they also got our photos on the front page.
Snails:Hey like look at this. Front Page News says Canterlot Mystery Solvers solve enigma of jumping Ghost Clown. And under our photo it reads, Springs on Bottoms of Shoes and like man springs, bottoms and shoes has a capital S and B. Like Spongebob.
Sci-Twi:And the Alert News says about the Frankenstein case saying "Teenage Sleuths reveal Frankenstein hoax".
Rarity:And we have another mystery at the abandon mansion haunted by a ghost called the Hooded Green Ghoul. It supposed to look like the Green Ghost from Scooby Doo.
Sci-Twi:Well then, let's go.
(They drive to the haunted mansion and we fade to Snails and Spike hiding and Spike is hiding behind a coal box and pops up scared and they run off and the ghost slips into the net and Spike unmasks it to be a man)
Snails:Like it's Big Louie.
Big Louie:You meddling kids and your pesky dog.
Spike:Dog? Where?
(Laughs like Scooby-Doo)
Spike:Spikey-Dikey-Doooo!
(The gang all laugh and we fade to the garage where Big Louie is in a police van and the policeman drives off with him in it looking out the bars on the side the gang leave for the van and drive somewhere else we fade to them reading a newspaper with the headline on top of each other reading GHOUL BUSTED BY TEENS AND DOG the "Ghoul" part is above the "Busted" part and the word under it is "By" and the other is "Teens" and the word "And" and the final part of the headline is "Dog" their photo is underneath it)
Big Macintosh:Another mystery solved.
Spike:I wonder if there are anymore creepy places.
Big Macintosh:I hope not, I'm gettin' kind of tired after these mysteries.
Sci-Twi:It says here there's a monster called the Casper County Monster and it's haunting the woods near Casper County.
Rarity:This could be another mystery.
(They drive off fast and we see the monster from The Scooby-Doo Project peeping through the bushes and goes back down and we fade to the gang at the woods)
Sci-Twi:Here's the spooky woods.
Snails:(Looks around)Like I don't like this man. These woods are spooky like you say Twi. They might even bee H-H-haunted.
Spike:Haunted?! Yikes!
Snails:Like we should head back man! Like this is gonna be scary.
Spike:Yeah, scary.
Big Macintosh:Come on guys it'll be fun.
Rarity:Wait a minute, I found a clue! Footprints! Like wow! Look at the size of them! And the toe nails on these things, they are currently out of style.
Sci-Twi:Leave it to Rarity to notice a fashion doha.
Rarity:I'm not talking fashion, I'm talking the size of them.
Sci-Twi:Well, that is an impressive clue. And maybe there are more clues in the forest. Come on.
(They walk into the forest)
Snails:Boy Spike, this place gives me the creeps.
Spike:You're not the only one with the creeps Snails.
(They meet an elderly man with suspenders and a plaid shirt and long brown hair and a long brown beard)
Hermit:Hey kids, I'm an old hermit.
Big Macintosh:Hi sir we're hear to catch the Casper County Monster.
Hermit:The Casper County Monster?! Haven't you kids ever heard of the legend?
Sci-Twi:Legend?
Hermit:Yes, the Casper County Monster is a zombie that was brought back to life by a powerful witch and when the witch died she had her monster haunt the town and mostly the woods.
Big Macintosh:That's why we're here.
Hermit:You kids better go on home!
Sci-Twi:No! We came here to solve a mystery and we won't go home until we do what we came for. We're very stubborn!
Snails:We're stubborn alright.
(They venture deep into the woods and eventually come across a cemetery)
Sci-Twi:Here's the cemetery where the curse in these woods began.
Snails:Like that's really fascinating. Can we go now?
Big Macintosh:Whada you mean? We're gonna camp here. How else can we learn about the curse.
Snails:Camp here?! By a cemetery?! Like I didn't sign on for this!
Rarity:My, this place is tacky.
Spike:Tacky? You mean scary. I feel so scared now gang.
Snails:Like me too.
Sci-Twi:Calm down you guys.
== Trivia ==
* The title and story are based on the Scooby-Doo and Guess Who episode One Minute Mysteries where the Flash helps Scooby and the gang solve mysteries of their old monsters
* Pomyville is the human version of Ponyville
* Pomyville is known for its poems and stuff
* The mysteries are based on the Six Flags ride Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of the Scary Swamp
* The monsters are based on the original cartoon and resemble the ones from the original cartoon