Cadbury

Cadbury is an epic company from the UnUnited Kingdom that is most known for selling mystical forms of chocolate DINNER. Nobody knows how they operate or where their chocolate factories are. AND THAT'S BECAUSE THEY STEAL HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE!!! And then they changed the recipe to have a lot less Death Juice than the standard chocolate. But they don't know the secret technique that Yoshi uses.
== Political History ==
They also went into the 2019 UnUnited Kingdom election and to get their company president to now be the new prime minister. Competition was fierce since Team Rocket stole their idea and tried to get James Bond to be the new prime minister, and also there was actual candidates. But nonetheless the monarch at the time King Frost caught wind of this and decided to send everyone involved to The Frost Dimension to freeze to death and become a Jack Frost. However James Bond escaped from there undetected because of his years training in Mario Mart.
== Cadbury Mini Eggs ==
Cadbury Mini Eggs are made of Milk Chocolate. Each time you eat one of them, you get +1 fatness and 10 seconds are removed from your lifespan. Greg Heffley worships them due to their chocolatey nature. Tom also likes these.
== Trivia ==
* Because every employee, including everyone related to the company's president was sent to The Frost Dimension in 2019 for election meddling, the company merged with the government so now King Frost owns all the chocolate and eats it on a regular business.
* In 2005, Plankton tried to steal the recipe for the Mini Eggs but this was an EPIC FAIL.
* Cadbury’s number #1 enemy is Kinder, a Nazi controlled subsidiary of Ferrero funded by the Teletubbies.
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