SpadeHunter

SpadeHunter is a former Corporal in the United States Colonial Marine Corps. He enlisted in August 2183. 
== History ==
=== Early Life ===
Joseph S. Simons was born in 2161 (current age 22) to a Avionics Technician, and a starship attendee, in Indianapolis, Indiana, United States of America, Earth. He passed grade school and high school with moderate grades. When he was 11 his father died of a reactor breach. He felt like he should take up Avionics like his once great father, except that all faltered after college when he got falsely accused for smuggling Liquefied Cornbread (which strangely, isn't illegal for Colonial Marines) aboard a public Star-Bus. Upon being put in custody by the starship's security officer, and being transferred to a Police starship, for the incident, he was presented with a choice: Join the Corps, or jail for two years. He chose the Corps (as he had to take care of himself) and on 2179, enlisted in the United States Colonial Marine Corps. He served in the Alpha Centurie Border Conflict, win which he sustained a thigh wound, and currently has a partial metal implant in his wound area. Currently he has been cleared of all charges, and offered a discharge, but has declined as enlisting in the Marine Corps was "one of the best things he has ever done" and has been accepted into the Aerospace Division.
=== The Colonial Marines ===
SpadeHunter first joined USCMC in August 2013. He left a bit afterwards, due to inactiveness. He rejoined in late Jan-mid Feb 2014, and within his first week got to Corporal, and is currently trying to progress through his USCM career. He has been in Armor, but has transferred to Aerospace.
=== Trivia ===
* According to several reports he has survived Cornbread over dosage, being "Aussie-fied", and a BOOZECREW Saturday Get Drunk Night.
* He is Roman Catholic.
* He has "Booze obsession disorder", in which sometimes he goes into periods where he is overly obsessed with Booze. He takes pills for this.
* According to an anonymous source, he is Asian, but there has been no evidence of this.
* During Cryo missions he often tries to sneak "Liquefied Cornbread" aboard.
* He is a large fan of the Assassin's Creed franchise.
* He has a strong belief that almost every movie Alien move after Aliens, is disappointing.
* He plays FlappyXeno in his down time. 
=== Quotes ===
* "Everyday in the Corps is like a day at the farm"
* "The day I take off my Aussie hat for a real helmet, is the day you know Armageddon is gonna happen"
Category:Marines