Some Guy's UnSchool Trip to a Random Theme Park

was an UnSchool trip in the UnUnited Kingdom that happened on July 15th 2022. It is kinda long and might not make sense, but go read it anyway, even though it might be long
== OK, NOW WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!??!?!?!?!? ==
So things started off with that Guy going to Skewl at 1AM, and Everybody was lined up to go to that Theme park, but the Buses were not there, so they had to wait a while. When they came, a smoke machine went off and very loud music began playing, and the Buses started coming in. The music stopped when they all arrived, and then everyone got on. The Buses sped away from the school at OVER 9000 Miles an hour, and the guy next 2 him got out a DMR, and shooted someone and rebooted him and then someone told him 2 put it away. The bus was tuned in to Radio Underground (Not this one), and loud music was blasting outta the speakers, until they stopped to reboot some guys and refuel the bus, while some of them went into the services to get lots of McDonald's and they smashed some machines up until they Asploded, and they got rollin' again afterwards. The fuel they used was Tubby Oil, a very evil oil company, and they began speeding down the highway at Over 9000 MPH, and collided with the Hambourghini and the UNGTrolley on the way there, and not Destroying the guys in the vehicles the process. They watched Kracc Bacc and NKpower, and began laughing so much they Imploded. They then watched A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY, and began laughing at it, until the guy behind him said it was a reference to 8964, which happened in China in 1989. they then made jokes outta stuff like that, and ate a lot of food. 
They stopped somewhere again, and the wheels fell off, so they had to use huge tyres as spares, and they SMG'd the windows down, and called the UnPolice some time later. They then nearly crashed into Binley Mega Chippy, and SUAD was blasting outta the speakers, as That guy was driving the bus like a driver from fast and furious. They then pulled into a Drive in cinema, and began playing The Rorre Retam Wot Movie. Some time later, they arrived at that theme park and began jumping the queues, Dancing in line, and going on the big rides,one of which had the train fall off the track, and one Asploding, using phones on the rides, jumping off the rides and defeating the employees. They then said they were gonna call the Center for Chaos Containment, and got outta there.After the trip, Every1 piled into the bus and sped outta there, and stopped at a services on the way back, and they had to be quick, because Headless Tubby was there, so they ordered a ton of McDonald's and got outta there, running over a clone of Bob the Builder on the way back and Began speeding down the road and crashing into the Hambourghini again, jumped over a few cars,blew up a BP tanker, then they crashed into the Skewl when they got back.
== Trivia ==
* They did not go to ALTON TOWERS or Squadala Land.
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