Unikitty! Shorts: Goodness Lessons A SpongeBob Parody

Unikitty: Okay, Eagleator. Are you ready first day at goodness school? [Eagleator puts an apple on his desk] Puppycorn, get your wallet out. [Puppycorn gets his wallet out of his pocket] Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Puppycorn, drop the wallet. [Puppycorn tosses it on the ground] Now, what do you do?
Eagleator: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
Puppycorn: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Eagleator: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Puppycorn: Nope, it's not mine.
Eagleator: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Puppycorn: Return what to who?
Eagleator: [facepalms, then shows Puppycorn his ID] Aren't you, Puppycorn?
Puppycorn: Yup.
Eagleator: And this is your ID.
Puppycorn: Yup. 
Eagleator: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
Puppycorn: That makes sense to me.
Eagleator: Then take it.
Puppycorn: It's not my wallet.
Eagleator: [in anger and frustration] YOU DIM-BULB! TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!! [Unikitty pushes tickle button and Eagleator laughs]
Unikitty: Nuh. Wrong. [Unikitty pushes button] Good people don't rip each others arms off! [Eagleator chuckles] Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggle with a heavy package. What do you do?
Eagleator: Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help? [Puppycorn drops package on Eagleator's foot] Ow!
Puppycorn: Oops, sorry. Can I start over?
Eagleator: I noticed that... [Puppycorn drops package again] Ow!
Puppycorn: Oops. Gotta start again.
Eagleator: Could, [Puppycorn drops package again] OW! 
Puppycorn: Oops! 
Eagleator: You butter-finger blue thing! What's in that box anyhow?
Puppycorn: My wallets.
Eagleator: [in rage] ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! [Eagleator grabs Puppycorn's horn and slams him into the ground a lot] 
Puppycorn: No! Unikitty, tickle him! [Unikitty pushes the tickle button but Eagleator keeps slamming Puppycorn into the ground]
Eagleator: It tickles but it's worth it.
Unikitty: Alright, goodness lesson number three. [Puppycorn is shown in a wheelchair being severely damaged and looking angry] Uhh, let's see. [Puppycorn grabs the remote]
Puppycorn: I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?
Eagleator: Umm...62?
Puppycorn: WRONG! [pushes the button]
Eagleator: Haha. Stop.
Unikitty: Hey, little bro, that's got nothing to do with being good. [Puppycorn continues pushing the button]
Puppycorn: Let go of it, Unikitty!
Unikitty: Puppycorn, we've got to use it only when he's bad.
Puppycorn: LET GO!
Unikitty: NO NO!! YOU LET GO!!
Unikitty And Puppycorn: LET GO!! [remote breaks and the belt goes hay-wire]
Eagleator: Frequency rising. Bel- Belt out of control. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Belt on too hard. [he continues to laugh] It's tickling my DNA. Make it stop! [tears come out as he laughs] Haha. PLEASE!!
Unikitty: Did you hear that, Puppycorn? He said the P word.
Puppycorn: Peanuts?
Unikitty: No. Please.
Puppycorn: Well, that's good enough for me. I guess he's reconstituted.
Unikitty: Rehabilitated.
Puppycorn: Gesundheit.
Unikitty: It's graduation day, Eagleator. This is the key to your future. [unlocks the belt, then the tickling stops]
Eagleator: Thanks guys.
Unikitty: Congratulations Eagleator. you are a good man.
Eagleator: Now i'm gonna rob a bank!
Both: What?!
Unikitty: But you are now a good person!
Eagleator: [laughs] The only thing I'm good at is being evil! [door opens and Eagleator runs] So long, suckers!
Unikitty: Uh oh!
Puppycorn: We are in a trouble!
[The royal siblings watch Eagleator entering and exiting a bank with a bag of money as the alarm sounds. Police sirens are heard, Unikitty closes the door as the short ends]
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