Susan's Heist Crew (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Nails: “It’s Mom’s birthday today!”
Rouge: “Yes, honey. It is my birthday today.”
Nails: “I know what I have to do today. Get you a gift. You’ll be surprised.”
Rouge: “I’ll be waiting”
Nails: she goes to Prower Subterranean
Heads: “Nails, what are you here for?”
Nails: “I’m here to make a heist crew.”
Heads: “A HEIST? What for?”
Nails: “Stealing the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic and Amy. Maybe even the Master Emerald from Knuckles if I’m lucky.”
Heads: “I did succeed at stealing the Master Emerald before. I did it for maybe the same reason you want to steal the Chaos and Master Emeralds from Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles. Giving a gift to our parents on their birthday. The thing is, DON’T STEAL THE MASTER EMERALD! It will sink Angel Island into the ocean.”
Nails: “I’m sure Rouge wouldn’t care.”
Heads: “Wow! Dedicated like I was, eh?”
Nails: “Yes.”
Heads: “Rouge would like to get the Master Emerald, but my dad, Tails wouldn’t.”
Nails: “So I’m excused?”
Heads: “Yes.”
Nails: “On to the heist planning! Heads, want to be the brains of the operation? I’ll be the brains too, having participated in a jewelry theft with Mom once.”
Heads: “Yes, I can be the brains of the operation.”
Nails: “Let’s gather everyone.”
3 Hours Later…
Everyone was in Prower Subterranean
Heads: “So, everyone, I gathered you all here for an announcement.”
Nails: “It’s my mom’s birthday today!”
Heads: “Right off the bat, Sasha can be the Wild Card. She has experience with using her Wisp Powers. She can act as a Safecracker by using Jade Ghost, she can be the Muscle, obviously due to her experience in fighting against my dad. By the way, Muscle, wanna be the “Muscle” of the group?”
Isabella: she does a ba dum tss sting
Muscle: “Sure thing, Heads!”
Heads: “We just all know Sasha is the best choice for the Wild Card. Safecracker is to Jade Ghost, Muscle is to Ivory Lightning, Gunner is to Crimson Eagle,”
Nails: “Bomber, you’re the Hacker. Wanna be the Hacker?”
Heads: “Oh, wait, Muscle is not as powerful as the rest. Maybe Swift and Ava-“
Mia: “We’re telling Mom and Dad about your plan in fact.”
Ava: “We’re not participating this time, Heads.”
Swift: “You’re doing this just because of the birthday of a thief? Shame on you!”
The three walk away
Heads: “We need people to disguise and blend in with Swift, Ava, and Mia.”
Curd: “Remember? You gave me the power of milk and cheese to morph into-“
Heads: “You’re too obvious.”
Curd: “You and Bomber are the only ones to ride stuff! You can’t be the Getaway Drivers for sure, because Heads is the-”
Heads: “I may be the brains, but who said they can’t be the Getaway Driver? Besides, Nails can be the sole strategist of the group.”
Curd: “Oh. And to be fair, you have the invisible car.”
Heads: “I’m a genius at what I create.”
Susan: “Wait, why do we need a Getaway Driver when we can just take the path to the Roses’ unit?”
Silhouette: “Hey! Great job being the voice of reason instead of Ava. Can I be the safecracker?”
Heads: “Guess Susan is going to be the Master of Disguise. Not a disguise, but she’s herself, and Swift, Ava, and Mia can trust her, being one of their closest friends.”
Susan: “Why did you even bring Swift, Ava, and Mia to our underground base?”
Heads: “I’m so used to bringing everyone here. Anyways, the muscle is not Muscle. He’s not as strong as his big sister.”
Madeline: “Oh yeah! I’m taking my brother’s place!”
Heads: “Wait, we need as many people in the Muscle group as possible. Muscle, be our guest.”
Muscle: “Aye aye, Heads!”
Heads: “Stella! You too!”
Stella: “Woohoo!”
Ava: “By the way, Dad heard about your plan, so he won’t call the cops on you yet, but he used the Tornado to go to Angel Island and put the Chaos Emeralds in Hidden Palace.”
The three go back to their unit
Heads: “Oh no. NOW we need a getaway driver. That’s me. I put a silence potion on my engines, and I have invisibility spray. Made from hairs from Silhouette.”
Silhouette: “I’m not sure whether to feel angry or not. But I am sure to be the safecracker. For the Chaos Emeralds.”
Heads: “Madeline will also be the one to get the item, technically being the safecracker. She’ll get the Master Emerald.”
Nails: “So recap. I’m the brains, Silhouette is Safecracker, Bomber is Hacker, Madeline is Muscle, Heads is Getaway Driver… anyone that Knuckles trusts?”
Vanessa: “He probably doesn’t know about what I do to Tails.”
Nails: “Wait, Silhouette can be the Master of Disguise! She can disguise as Sonic, having the ability to turn invisible! Safecracker will be…”
Muscle: “I can! I’m strong enough to rip that safe off!”
Heads: “Take your Volume Zero potion with you, then.”
Muscle: “OK, Heads!”
Susan: “WAIT A SECOND! I can be the Gunman. Or should I say, Gunwoman. Or Gungirl. I can shoot lightning after all.”
Nails: “Finally. Susan Spencer, you’re Gunner.”
Heads: “We aren’t evil, we just want to give Rouge a birthday gift. We’re definitely not having a demolitionist.”
Nails: “We’re just destroying obstacles in our path. That’s why heists have demolitionists. For that role, we’re definitely letting Tia be just that. Her corrosive acid can help in destroying obstacles in our path. We now have our heist crew.”
Curd: “Nails is the brains, Muscle is Safecracker, Bomber is Hacker, Silhouette is Master of Disguise, Madeline is Muscle, Susan is Gunner, Heads is Getaway Driver, and Sasha is the Wild Card. We’ve got our heist crew!”
Heads: “Let’s call ourselves the Junior Thieves.”
Junior Thieves Theme Plays
Narrator: “The Junior Thieves! The elite Grade School heist crew!
Nails the Bat as THE BRAINS!”
Nails: “We just need to use 100 Rings to make a Big Ring appear, and that’s how we’ll get into Hidden Palace. Easy.”
Narrator: “Muscle the Armadillo as THE SAFECRACKER!”
Muscle: “Oh, yikes! I’m not the Muscle or Brawler! Why didn’t you give me that role-“
Nails: “We were getting more serious.”
Narrator: “Bomber the Duck-Woodpecker Hybrid as THE HACKER!”
Bomber: “I am malware! Did Knuckles install-“
Nails: “He asked Tails to help him install devices to protect the emeralds.”
Bomber: “I’m going to hack into them.”
Narrator: “Silhouette the Chameleon as THE MASTER OF DISGUISE!”
Silhouette: she turns invisible and puts on a Sonic suit
Nails: she puts glasses that look like Sonic’s eyes on the “eyes” of the suit
Narrator: “Madeline the Armadillo as THE MUSCLE! Even though that’s the name of her brother.”
Madeline: “The viewers know that.” she punches a punching bag, sending it bouncing off the walls
Narrator: “Susan Spencer the Hedgehog as THE GUNNER!”
Susan: she busts the door open with a shot of a bolt of lightning
Heads: “I need that door repaired.”
Narrator: “Skye “Heads” Prower the Fox as THE GETAWAY DRIVER!”
Heads: “Or pilot.”
Narrator: “Tia the Hedgehog as THE DEMOLITIONIST!”
Tia: “Demolition with acid is the best demolition!”
Narrator: “And finally, Sasha the Porcupine as THE WILD CARD!”
Sasha: “I bring a lot to the table.”
Narrator: “THE JUNIOR THIEVES!”
Junior Thieves Theme Ends
Sasha: “Great theme, though! Who was the narrator of all of this anyway?”
Ivan: “I was.” he showed his microphone
Sasha: she speaks through it and she sounded like the narrator in the Junior Thieves Theme “Testing!”
Ivan: “Just go to Hidden Palace.”
Susan: she threw her pack of 100 rings down to the ground, and it created a big ring
Sasha: “Everyone knows where Hidden Palace is, because with a hundred rings, they can teleport to it. Everyone, let’s just go inside.”
The heist crew went inside
Hidden Palace
Knuckles: “Sonic!”
Silhouette: disguising as Sonic “Hey, Knux! How is life in Angel Island?”
Knuckles: “it’s fine. I have a son that helps me protect the Chaos Emerald from evil-doers.”
Ankles: “Hi, Sonic!”
Muscle: in the background, he steals the safe and breaks it open while not making a sound due to putting the volume zero potion on the safe “Bomber hacked the system, and now we’re free of any obstacles to get in our way.”
Tia: “We went through a ring that took us through a high tech security system in Hidden Palace Bomber hacked into to disable and Tia destroyed.”
Knuckles: “Wait, what are you doing?”
Madeline: she punches Knuckles
Knuckles: he blocks
The two fist duel
Muscle: he lifts the Master Emerald
Susan: she shoots a bolt of lightning at the ceiling and breaks open an exit
Sasha: she uses a lightning whip to grab everyone in the crew
Everyone she entangled screamed
Knuckles: he glides to the wall and tries climbing it
Nails: “Come on, come on!”
Ankles: he does a high jump
Nails: she kicks Ankles down while flying
The Hurricane arrives and picks everyone up
Ankles: he just bounces off the Hurricane
Knuckles: “What are you doing this for?”
Nails: “Mom.”
Knuckles: “Oh, not that fiendish bat thief!”
They fly away from the volcano and go back to Prower Subterranean
Nails: “Thanks, everyone! I got it! Now we need a birthday party for Mom.”
They make a birthday party for Rouge in Unit 3009
Rouge: gasp
Everyone: “SURPRISE!”
Rouge: “It would’ve been better with-“
Nails: “Hey, Mom! I have the Master Emerald and the Chaos Emeralds!” she shows them to Rouge
Rouge: “Thank you.”
Nails: “You’re welcome, Mom.”
Heads: “Mission Birthday accomplished.”
The team cheered
The End!
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