A Picture's Worth a Thousand Pickups

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Pickups is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray" were a country and western song, what might it appropriately be called?
===Choices===
1. "You Left Me Hangin' on a Wall Waitin'"
2. "You're the Reason I Started Drinkin' Again"
3. "Why D'Ya Look So Good When I Feel So Old?"
4. "If Your Boat's Docked, Can I Board?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "'You're the Reason I Started Drinkin' Again'. That may be, but it isn't the answer."
3. "'Why D'Ya Look So Good When I Feel So Old?'"
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Dorian Gray, he's the guy who stays young-looking while a painting of himself looks older and older."
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