Transcript: Horrid Henry: King Henry the Ninth

[Henry hums the 'When I'm King' song while holding toilet paper] 
Perfect Peter: [takes a toilet paper] Thanks, worm! [closes the door] 
Horrid Henry: [drops the toilet paper] Did he just call me worm? Did you just call me worm?
Mum: Henry, what's all this noise about?
Horrid Henry: He just called me worm! The worm called me worm!
Mum: [laughs] Really? The worm turns, eh, Henry? [laughs again] The worm turns, that's quite funny.
Horrid Henry: No, it's not! It's not funny at all! [knocks on the door] I know you're in there! [lies on the door] Well, you can just stay in there, then.
Mum: Worm's still turning?
Horrid Henry: Not funny.
Mum: How are the chores coming along?
Horrid Henry: I'm doing them. Just not now.
Mum: So I see. And I'm guessing the washing isn't washing itself?
Horrid Henry: I'll get it done.
Mum: And the bins?
Horrid Henry: [sighs] Yes, the bins, too. Where it is written is that I have to do these boring chores when he gets to sit on the floor all day reading his Number Gnomes comic. [pushes one of the toilet paper rolls] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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