Failed Deconstructions

Please add your deconstruction attempts to this table. Deconstructions that work should be added to the appropriate place in the Recipes page.
=== A to B ===
Item 	Last Checked
@#$% Magnet 	2011 June
16 Bit Fireworks 	2011 June
ABC Gum 	2011 June
Abra-Kablam 	2011 June
Aerohead 	2011 June
Ale-Stained T-Shirt 	2011 June
Alligutter Tears 	2011 June
Ancient Video Game Cartridge 	2011 June
Angle Grinder 	2011 June
Animal Magnets 	2011 June
Apathame 	2011 June
Armed and Operational Disco Ball	2011 July
Aromatic Wood Chips 	2011 June
Art Desks Permission Slip 	2011 June
Average Angler Fish 	2011 June
Average Blofish 	2011 June
Average Calamari Damarcy 	2011 June
Average Clown Fish 	2011 June
Average Coy Fish 	2011 June
Average Justafish 	2011 June
Average Package of Fish Sticks 	2011 June
Average Monk Fish 	2011 June
Average Red Fish 	2011 June
Bad Case of Mourning Wood 	Deconstructable
Badge of Yarn 	2011 June
Badger Dragon Summon 	2011 June
Ball of Yarn 	Deconstructable
Banana Phone 	2011 June
Banana Phone Peel 	2011 June
Band Grenade 	2011 June
Bedbug Lint 	2011 June
Bedbug Love Note 	2011 June
Bikini Bottoms 	2011 June
Black Checkered Flag 	2011 June
Bloody Marey 	2011 June
Bloody Sheet Music 	2011 June
Blurry UFO photo 	2011 June
Bombegranate 	2011 June
Boring Skeleton 	2011 June
Bottle of BBQ Sauce 	2011 June
Bottle of Glue 	2011 June
Bottle of Imagination 	Deconstructable
Bottle of Liquid Fire 	2011 June
Bottle of Kapow! 	2011 June
Bottomless pits 	2011 June
Boudin Noir Business Card 	2011 June
Bow Tie 	2011 June
Bowler Hat 	2011 June
Bowling Shoes 	2011 June
Box of Toothpicks 	2011 June
Brain Feed 	2011 June
Brass Ball Bearings 	2011 June
Bundle of Aspearagus 	2011 June
Bunny Dust 	2011 June
=== C to D ===
Item 	Last Checked
C 	2011 July
Carrot 	2011 June
Cat's Note 	2011 June
Catchew Chicken 	2011 June
Chatty Skull 	2011 June
Cheap Energy Candy 	2011 June
Cheap Machete 	2011 June
Cheese Wedge 	2011 June
Childproof Scissors 	2011 June
Chocolate-Flavored Glue 	2011 June
Circus Peanuts 	2011 July
Class Schedule 	2011 June
Cluster of Grapeshot 	2011 June
Coil of Yarn 	Deconstructable
College-Grade Construction Paper	2011 June
Commemorative Stein 	2011 June
Contemporary Pop 	2011 June
Coping with Zombie-ism Pamphlet 	2011 June
Corn Holy O's 	2011 June
Corn Pwn 	2011 June
Cracked Krab Klaw 	2011 June
Creepy Doll Head 	2011 June
Creepy Goo Goo Doll 	Deconstructable
Crusty Frylets 	2011 June
Cultured Yeast 	2011 June
Damage Meter 	2011 June
Deflated Demon 	2011 June
Depressing Poetry 	2011 June
Diabolical Beanie 	2011 June
Diminutive Eyepatch 	2011 June
Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball 	2011 June
Dish Sponge 	2011 June
Dog-less Dog Collar 	2011 June
Dots 	2011 June
Doused Torchlight 	2011 June
Drive-Thru Burger 	2011 June
Drive-Thru Fries 	2011 June
Dry Whetstone 	2011 June
=== E to G ===
Item 	Last Checked
E 	2011 July
Empty Picture Frame 	2011 June
Enter Key 	2011 June
Essence of BOOM 	2011 June
Exceptional Angler Fish 	2011 June
Exceptional Blofish 	2011 June
Exceptional Clown Fish 	2011 June
Exceptional Coy Fish 	2011 June
Exceptional Oafish 	2011 June
Exceptional Package of Fish Sticks	2011 June
Excessive Ribcage 	2011 June
Extra-Fried Pork Rinds 	2011 June
Fancy Striped Sweater 	Deconstructable
Fashionable Zipper 	2011 June
Filthy Pillow 	2011 June
Finger painting 	2011 June
Fruit Peeler 	2011 June
Fruit Smoothie 	2011 June
Function 	2011 June
Funky Cheese 	2011 June
Funky Cheese Ganache 	2011 June
Funnel Cake 	2011 June
Fur-Covered Pastry 	2011 June
G 	2011 June
Gas Can 	2011 June
Gelatin-flavored Cheese 	2011 June
Ginormous Meatball 	2011 June
Glass of Denture Cleaner 	2011 June
Glass of Milk 	2011 June
Glob O' Drill Oil 	2011 June
Goo Goo Doll 	Deconstructable
Goo Goo Doll Body 	2011 June
Goo Goo Doll Head 	2011 June
Googly Eyes 	2011 June
Grade A Porkin Meat 	2011 June
Ground Coffee 	2011 June
=== H to M ===
Item 	Last Checked
Happy Camper Portrait 	2011 June
Heap o' Femurs 	Deconstructable
Hocus POWcus 	2011 June
Honeydoom Melon 	2011 June
Horrifying Sandwich 	2011 June
Huge Melons 	2011 June
Humongous Soda 	2011 June
Ice Tray Full O' Ice 	2011 June
Inane Babbles by The Undeadmaster	2011 June
Incubated Porkin Egg 	2011 June
Instant Gelatin Powder 	2011 June
Intimidating Number of Knobs 	2011 June
Intricately Folded Note 	2011 June
King Krab Crown 	2011 June
Krusty Karapace 	2011 June
Lanolin 	2011 June
Large Empty Bag 	2011 June
Lemon 	2011 June
Length of Yarn 	Deconstructable
Loose Leaf Paper 	2011 June
Loose Screws 	2011 June
Love Potion 	2011 June
Mag Stash 	Deconstructable
Magnetized Happy Camper Portrait 	Deconstructable
Manual Pencil 	2011 June
Marauder's Nonplanar Graph 	2011 June
Meaty Krab Klaw 	2011 July
Metallic Casing 	2011 June
Mew York City Street Sign 	2011 June
M.O.B. Membership Card 	2011 June
Moongrass 	2011 July
Mound of Dirt 	2011 July
Mound of Mandibles 	Deconstructable
Mr. Dead's Mr. Blood 	2011 July
=== N to Z ===
Item 	Last Checked
Noice-Reducing Headphones 	2011 June
Not-At-All-Magical Wand 	2011 June
Ol' Iron Eyes 	2011 July
One Sock 	Deconstructable
Oodle of Noodles 	2011 June
Paintbrush 	2011 July
Pair of Wolf's Digits 	Deconstructable
Pants Half Off Flyer 	2011 June
Parsnip Juice 	2011 June
Partially Digested Straw Hat 	2011 June
Pelvis 	2011 July
Piece O' Pet: A Thumbtack 	2011 July
Piece O' Pet: Aerodynamic Fangs	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Another Thumbtack	2011 July
Piece O' Pet: Bonded Bands 	2011 July
Piece O' Pet: Bug Fuzz 	2011 July
Piece O' Pet: Bulbous Body 	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Chain Leash 	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Duck Bill 	2011 June
Piece O' Pet: Fickle Feelers 	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Flurry Of Fur 	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Four Legs 	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Four More Legs 	2011 August
Piece O' Pet: Four Legs 	2011 July
Piece O' Pet: Mess 'O Feathers 	Deconstructable
Piece O' Pet: Mysterious Collar	2011 July
Pierat Cream 	2011 July
Pierat Peaches 	2011 July
Pile o' Pelvises 	Deconstructable
Plank of Wood 	2011 July
Play D'oh 	2011 July
Plunging Neckbone 	2011 July
Popped Pots 	2011 July
Poorly Sewn Scarf 	2011 July
Porkin Egg 	2011 June
Porkin Shovel 	2011 June
Porkin Strips 	2011 June
Raid Wipes 	2011 July
Rope 	2011 July
Snapecall Whistle 	2011 June
Spencer's Gift 	2011 July
Spooky Flashlight 	2011 July
Stack o' Skulls 	Deconstructable
Suspiciously Smelly Mud 	2011 July
Tangenterine 	2011 July
Tick-Infested Ticking 	Deconstructable
Tin Gel 	Deconstructable
Tin Gel Hat 	Deconstructable
Uncooked Macaroni 	2011 July
Unlucky Rabbit's Foot 	2011 July
Untidy Whities 	Deconstructable
Vorpal Teeth 	Deconstructable
Wad of Brown Pulp 	2011 July
Wet Noodle 	Deconstructable
Whipped Cream 	2011 June
Winged Nut 	2011 July
Wolf Digit Trio 	Deconstructable
Zombie Hunter Seal 	2011 July