The Nutcracker Sweet (Medley)

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  is a medley of songs from "The Nutcracker" that were sung in "Simpsons Christmas Stories".
== Lyrics ==
===March===
:Homer: Ugh. I hope I never hear that god-awful Nutcracker music again.
:Lisa: I don't know, dad. This time of year, everybody does it, 'cause you don't have to pay for the music rights.
:Marge: Really? I've still gotta bake my Christmas pie.
:Bart: I've gotta get Dad a lousy tie.
:Cletus: Christmas crowds is what I hate.
:Sideshow Mel: No time left to procrastinate.
:Lenny: So move your ass.
:Carl: And let me pass.
:Lenny and Carl: 'Cause Christmas Eve is here! Ow!
:Mayor Quimby: Er, why is this Santa suit so snug?
:Mr. Burns: Grr, why should I care? It's all humbug.
:Apu: I've jacked my prices up so high
:But there's no junk these saps won't buy
:Last year's eggnog, a green hot dog
:Skinner, Dolph, Jimbo, Kearney, Agnes, Apu and Barney: 'Cause Christmas Eve is here!
:Comic Book Guy: These holiday cookies swell my fat.
:Crazy Cat Lady: (singing gibberish) Cat!
:Krusty: Even though we're not gentile,
:we'll get together for a while.
:Old Jewish Man: To shoot the breeze.
:Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: And eat Chinese!
:Krusty, Old Jewish Man, Rabbi, Chinese restaurant costumers: 'Cause Christmas Eve is here! Oy!
:Marge: Christmas is a family day.
:Homer: I told Grampa we'd be away.
:Lisa: He's at the door.
:Bart: Let's hit the floor!
:Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: 'Cause Christmas Eve is here!
:Grandpa: Fine. I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.
===Russian Dance===
:Marge: Merry Christmas, Homie. I think you're really gonna like this.
:Homer: (laughs) That's great. Now I'll just get my present for you, which is...right outside the door. (leaves) Oh my god, I forgot to get Marge a present!
:I need a present for my wife,
:Or I'll have no sex for life.
:Diamond ring, a vase by Ming,
:Some kinda useful kitchen thing!
:I need a store I can break into,
:Or a place run by a Hindu!
:Apu: The Christmas rush has cleaned me out,
:I just have jerky made of trout.
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Marge
Category:Songs by Bart
Category:Songs by Lenny
Category:Songs by Carl
Category:Songs by Sideshow Mel
Category:Songs by Quimby
Category:Songs by Mr. Burns
Category:Songs by Comic-Book Guy
Category:Songs by Krusty
Category:Songs by guest stars
Category:Songs by Apu
Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner
Category:Songs by Agnes Skinner
Category:Songs by Kearney
Category:Songs by Jimbo
Category:Songs by Cletus
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Songs by Lisa
Category:Songs by Old Jewish Man
Category:Songs by Dolph
Category:Parody songs
Category:Songs by Barney
Category:Season 17 songs
Category:Songs by Rabbi Hyman Krustofski
Category:Songs by Eleanor Abernathy
Category:Christmas Songs