If We Were Talkin'

If We Were Talkin' is a song from "A Wood Divided," an episode of The Book of Pooh. Rabbit and Tigger had an argument and refused to speak to each other again. Piglet tried to help them resolve their argument, and they sang this song to him. The whole cast joined in at the end of the song.
==Lyrics==
Tigger:
 If we were talkin', which we aren't
 I'd have nuthin' to say
 To a guy who puts toe-mah-toes
 In a bouncing Tigger's way
 I guess he's never heard before
 A bridge is not a grocery store
 
Rabbit:
 If we were talking, which were aren't
 Since that nasty somersault
 I'd say I'm sorry that our accident
 Was totally his fault
 And if he asks, here's what I mean
 A bridge is not a trampoline
 
Tigger:
 If we were talkin'
 
Rabbit:
 If we were talking
 
Tigger:
 You see how bad it would be
 
Rabbit:
 We'd only disagree
 
Tigger:
 Right
 
Tigger and Rabbit:
If I were talking to him
And he were talking to me
 
Piglet: But you didn't mean for this to happen did you?
 
Rabbit: Of course not. Haven't you been listening to what I haven't been saying?
 
Tigger: Sheesh.
 
Rabbit:
If we were talking
I'd say sorry his world record was a bust
 
Tigger:
And I'd tell Rabbit it's a pity
His toe-mah-toe bit the dust
Yeah, it's a shame
 
Rabbit:
But not a crime
 
Tigger:
Dat neither of us could stop in time
 
Rabbit:
If we were talking
 
Tigger:
If we were talkin'
 
Tigger and Rabbit: 
If were talking to him
And he were talking to me
 
Piglet: But if you were talking, couldn't you work this out?
 
Rabbit: Of course.
 
Tigger: But we're not talkin.
 
Rabbit: Exactly. I mean...
If we were talking
I'd tell Tigger t-that I'm sorry for our strife
 
Tigger:
And I'd tell Rah-Rah I kinda miss his persnickety outlook on life
 
Pooh:
So many things you both could say
 
Tigger and Rabbit:
We'll have to wait until the day
We are talking
 
Others:
We wish you were talking
 
Tigger:
If we were on speakin' terms
 
Rabbit:
The way two friends should be
 
Others:
If he were talking to him
And him was talking to he
 
Tigger and Rabbit:
If I were talking to you
And you were talking to me
All:
If only they were talking.
Category:Songs
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