Suited For Success

Musical guest: Mandy Moore
Special guest: Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen, Hugh Laurie and Will Arnett
== Quotes ==
One fine day with a boy and a girl a baby was born and it cause a little skin no blue buggy no three-eyed fish just a feline kanine little henjune
henjune henjune alone in the world was a little henjune
out on the road or back in town all the little punkers put henjune down trying to be bullies trying to get along trying to walk together trying to sing this song 
henjune henjune alone in the world was a little henjune
henjune henjune alone in the world was a little henjune
Good day to all you viewers out there, including any people who grow fifty feet tall. [waves nervously] I'm here to show you some great techniques, but first, let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to the cast of Monsters vs. Aliens
The Chief: "Now remember, the Ambassador has to sign that treaty, or we may be looking at World War III. He must be protected at all costs!"
Meltman: "Don't worry, Chief. 'Protecting Ambassadors' is our middle name!"
The Flesh: "Not mine. It's 'Murray'".
Narrator: We find our heroes at a secret lab, where the only hope for world peace lies in pieces.
The Flesh: Gollers, can't they just send another ambassador?
The Chief Flesh, need I remind you what you did to the last three ambassadors they sent?
The Flesh: Yes, please.
(A flashback sequence begins with The Flesh and Ambassador #1 standing on the edge of a bathtub.)
The Chief: The first ambassador took in the beauty of our coastline...
(The Flesh knocks Ambassador #1 into the toilet, where he gets flushed down it.)
...a little closer than he intended!
(In the next scene, The Flesh is driving the Action Mobile, with Ambassador #2 as his passenger.)
The next one visited the hood...
(The Flesh drives over a branch, launching Ambassador #2 in the air, where he lands in a bigger car's engine.)
...and wound up underneath it!
(The bigger car's tailpipe spits out Ambassador #2. In the next scene, The Flesh is tossing eggs into a mixer, and accidentally tosses Ambassador #3, who is sitting atop one of the eggs, into the mixer as well.)
And the third guy didn't even make it to lunch!
(Ambassador #3 gets destroyed by the mixer, and the flashback sequence ends.)
Now they're all out of ambassadors! Blast it!
The Flesh: "I'm taking these clothes off! My naked body yerns to be free!"
Stinky Diver and Meltman: NO!
Erica: All the leaves are BROWN! and the SKY IS GREY! I went for a walk on a WINTER'S DAY! (Spoken) A bit tone-deaf, are we?
Corey: I'd be SAFE AND WARN if I was in L.A! ♪ (Spoken) You're no better.
Both: CALFORNIA dreamin'! On such a WINTER'S DAY!
Erica: are we such good singers or what?
You might wanna check this out
Declan: What is it? 
Kayla: Take a look.
And now, boys and girls, it's time for The Oscar Mayer Show! 
(children cheering)
Jimmy McGee: Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
(The couple join in.)
H/J/J: That's what I would truly like to be-e-e.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
Jimmy McGee: Everyone would be in love with...meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Wolf the dog Howls.)
Shannon: Ugh, another Aaron Sorkin show that's way over everyone's head.
Announcer: (recap of the first part of the episode) "An ambassador, impaired, immobilized, impersonated! With doom impending, an action imbecile creates an international imbroglio! ...or does he?"
The Flesh: "And so I sign this treaty, with bareness and nudity for all!"
Dignitary 1 (after looking at the treaty, gets shocked and enraged): ""Ambassador The Flesh?!" He's an impostor. We've been duped!" (Everyone gasps in horror.)
Dignitary 2: "This means war!"
Dignitary 3 (holding his right arm, which the Flesh ripped off by accident earlier): "Launch missiles!"
Dignitary 1: "Hand me my pants."
Jimmy McGee: So, what do you think of my new show?
June: Ladies and gentlemen, and misfit monsters, please give a warm KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest, 
Both: Mandy Moore!
Mandy Moore: I'll make this painless.
Try to be sweet.
I could break your heart any day of the week.
Squeeze life out of you.
Wrap you in sheets.
I could break your heart any day of the week.
I could break your heart any day of the week.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
I'll make you nervous.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Do not you disturb us.
Sunday rolls around- but that's another story.
It gets a little boring.
I hold on to you.
You hold on me
I could break your heart any day of the week.
Let the walls talk.
Let the floor boards creek.
I could break your heart any day of the week.
Those calendar girls-- they got nothing of me.
I could break your heart any day of the week.
I could break your heart any day of the week.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
I'll make you nervous.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Do not you disturb us.
Sunday rolls around- but that's another story.
It gets a little boring.
Yeah-yeah.
Yeah-yeah.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
I'll make you nervous.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Do not you disturb us.
Sunday rolls around- but that's another story.
It gets a little boring.
I could turn you on.
I could turn the other cheek.
And it would break your heart any day of the week.
(And it would break your heart any day of the week.)
I could break your heart any day of the week.
(I could break your heart any day of the week.)
I could break your heart any day of the week. 
(crowd cheering)
Simon: Alright! That’s our show!
Kayla: Before we go, let’s give it all a hand for our musical guest
June: Mandy Moore!
Sean: And let’s not forget our special guest…
All cohosts: The Monsters vs. Aliens Cast!
(Mr. Foot places the cast of Monsters vs. Aliens in the trunk of a car)
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