Teh D

"Teh D" is a song by Elasker Thunderfirk that also features Kem Cheese, Jemis Matress, Edoar Deloner, Revine and Coco Peru.
== Lyrics ==
Elakser: My name is Elakser Thunderfirk
and I'm here to make it clear
We basiclly all new
after the win of Boob the clown
that I was really going to snatch the all-stars 2 crown
No but really it was obivious
I'm not lying
Because my ex, that fucking BEAST leaked the whole thing
And then those nasty inasta-fans called me a snake
Doesn't matter because they want Ketyer to fuck them with a rake
I needed Boxxxly's top because I don't own clothes
You know I only wear panties and bras in my shows
No but really
What the fuck
(Jemis Matress: Get a fucking job)
Now let's talk about 2016
FooFoo took 400 pics as we all have seen
(Glad it's over)
Then we got the Ra-Caps and RaPal Dark Res
God that was a shit show, I hate that mess
(Alaska: I also love RaPal Dark Res, it's like this fucked up cartoon version of Drag Race, and like, I fucking, I love that)
Just kidding it's amazing, but you know what's worse?
Revine on Facebook angry screaming fuck your purse
(Jemis Matress: Hi, Taco Bell? Yes, are you hiring today?)
But then there was this one moment
(Jemis Matress: Burger King, how are you?)
With y'all being so extra
(Jemis Matress: Hi Pizza Hut, are you hiring?)
And if you have reddit you probably know all about this
(Jemis Matress: KFC, are you hiring today?)
Editing the wiki-pages for Ketyer's crown
Saying Tittyanal was robbed and pushed Coke down
Getting horny over drag queens from a TV show
But still don't know who these legends are
Oh bitch, please go
(Coco Peru: This just bothers me)
Edoar Deloner: Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Singing studio leftovers from my latest album
oh, oh, oh, yeah
And if you didn't get it or you don't read your mails
It's 2017, we zon't wear heels or nails
I made this shoe famous from my iconic lipsync
Take it away Kem Cheese,
go and snatch my wig
Kem Cheese: I came here to debut
My brand new heel for you
These are the only shoes I can actually walk on
Troxi, Medoner, all falling
Just like me
Falling like Kem Cheese
Falling like Kem Cheese
Falling Like Kem Cheese
Bone apple tea
Elakser: It's time to go for now, but it will be fine
Because I'll see you bitches on season 9
Are you team Ouija of Jims Manface?
I can't wait for Shoe Cooler to take my place
Category:Songs