Following @FleaBag

== From the Twitter feed of Felix Balbinus, the King of Ashes: ==
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 	@FleaBag: I love the Chicago skyline, but nothing beats a Roman sunset #vacationplans
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: It's a cabernet sauvignon kind of afternoon.
 	@FleaBag: The spice selection @Walmart is sooo banal, but @WholeFoods is too long a drive. #1stWorldProblems
 	@DeangeloMD: Had another date last night! ^_^ Still don't understand how this all happened...<<8 Replies>>
 	@MachoItaliano: She saw the car didn't she? @DeangeloMD
 	@ChicagoMustang: Who wouldn't fall for the Giovanni Love Machine? @DeangeloMD @MachoItaliano
 	@DeangeloMD: @MachoItaliano @ChicagoMustang A & B she didn't see the car out the gate. You guys are gross. Plus, she totally has the nicer ride.
 	@MachoItaliano: That is physically impossible, @DeangeloMD. #ford4lyfe #mustangs
 	@CarmineInCharge: The family's happy for you @DeangeloMD. When do we get to meet her?
 	@EGiovanni: @DeangeloMD @CarmineInCharge Whoa, is it that serious? Like, FAMILY serious?
 	@GiosGeo: Hey back off of @DeangeloMD. Let him work at his own pace. Plus he shouldn't be posting this online! She could see all this guys!
 	@CarmineInCharge: Fair, @GiosGeo. We've certainly given you the same courtesy. Bring her to the family home whenever you're "comfortable", @DeangeloMD.
 	@FleaBag: This woman in front of me in the cashier's line reminds me of a particular #story...
 	@FRZNflm: Hanging with the girls at #church! Ain't no party like a faith-filled party! #CatholicGirls <<2 Replies>>
 	@FleaBag: See any juicy gossip while you were there, @FRZNflm? <<This message has been marked as SPAM>>
 	@FRZNflm: How did you find this account @FleaBag? Everything is set to maximum privacy!
 	@GreenSecurity: Going in for surgery on my legs after the accident. Wish me luck! <<2 Replies>>
 	@FrenchVanilla03: You know we're all here for you, @GreenSecurity! #goodluck
 	@KimmySays: @GreenSecurity We'll be picking you up when you get out! I'm taking you out for dinner. Your Choice! "No" isn't an option! #goodluck
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: Enjoying the calm before the storm.
 	@FleaBag: Who writes the titles of these tabloid articles at the checkout counter? I can't tell if they're a genius or a fool!
 	@KimmySays: Okay, everyone involved in the bake sale for #ChicagoISD, remember we're meeting up before the event at 10:30am Sat <<2 Replies>>
 	@QBmom77: OMG @PrrtyMom26, why is that crows-eyed ditz @KimmySays involved in the fundraiser? She has no kids! Why would she care about schools?
 	@QBmom77: @KimmySays My bad, gurrl! I didn't mean to tag you in that post and I can't figure out how to delete it!
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: We still on for tonight, @FleaBag? #mensnightout <<3 Replies>>
 	@FleaBag: The tailor is finishing my suit now, @WhiskeyNCigars! #mensnightout
 	@GldnQueen: @FleaBag it's so weird seeing you hanging out with my friends! #soconfused
 	@FleaBag: @GldnQueen Sweetie, you need to get out more! Socialize! But not tonight, it's #mensnightout! #jk #youknowiloveyou
 	@GldnQueen: @FleaBag says I have no social life, so let's prove him wrong! Girl's night out TONIGHT! Who's in??? <<1 Replies>>
 	@MarshaMarsha: LET'S DO THIS #GIRLSNIGHTOUT #SOEXCITED
 	@MarshaMarsha: Homework: DONE. Chores: DONE. Dinner & Vitamins: DONE. Time for #GIRLSNIGHTOUT #AAAAAHHHHH
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: My review of KOVAL distillery from here in Chicago: http://bit.ty/86...
 	@FleaBag: Totally left the groceries in the car when I went into the tailor's. #epicfail #dontcare #stillstylin
 	@FleaBag: Whoever gave these barbaric oafs their driver's licenses should be drawn and quartered! #jk #chicagotraffic
 	@DeangeloMD: What do you get the woman who deserves to be treated like royalty and knows it? <<8 Replies>>
 	@ChicagoMustang: A long smooth ride towards someplace quiet and then, I dunno, flowers or some crap. @DeangeloMD
 	@EGiovanni: There's a reason you're chronically single, @ChicagoMustang. Many reasons. @DeangeloMD gift her from the heart!
 	@DeangeloMD: @ChicagoMustang & @EGiovanni you are zero help. A, I don't need to explain why. E, my heart's clueless.
 	@CarmineInCharge: Why don't you just ask her, @DeangeloMD?
 	@DeangeloMD: Cause it's supposed to be spontaneous and surprising, @CarmineInCharge!
 	@GiosGeo: Speaking of "from the heart" it's your turn to make the family meal @DeangeloMD
 	@DeangeloMD: @GiosGeo @EGiovanni I'm on it.
 	@MachoItaliano: @DeangeloMD I always go with chocolate. I love the smell it leaves on dames' breath. #TMITuesday lol.
 	@FleaBag: The Taco Bell half of Pizza Hut/Taco Bell closed but Pizza Hut half is still open. I wanted tacos.
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: My visit to wine country is streaming live at ustre.am/WnC...
 	@MarshaMarsha: #GIRLSNIGHTOUT turned into #GIRLSNIGHTIN. Needless to say IT WAS AAWWEESSOOMMEE
 	@FrenchVanilla03: Trying to resist becoming obsessed with @Converse shoes. Trying. American trends are strangely infectious.
 	@ClydeMarshall: Citizens of #Chicago, you can sleep soundly again. Those responsible for the bombing have been brought to justice.
 	@FleaBag: Jellyfish have survived 650 million yrs w/o brains. Amazing news for stupid people.
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: Bourbon is such a beautiful word. Say it a few times... slowly. Bourbon.
 	@Brantdotgov: Best Boss in the world! @ClydeMarshall just bought kolaches for the whole office out of his only pocket! <<1 Replies>>
 	@ClydeMarshall: It was nothing @Brantdotgov. Anything to keep my all-star staff smiling and working.
 	@KimmySays: The bake sale for #ChicagoISD was a total success! Thank you everyone who supported this fundraiser
 	@FRZNflm: Can't seem to block a particular someone from this account. Help? <<1 Replies>>
 	@FleaBag: Sorry. I haven't the slightest ;) @FRZNflm
 	@FleaBag: Men young & old keep pm'ing me thanks "for the heart-pounding read". Did someone print my stories? <<1 Reply>>
 	@GldnQueen: Not to my knowledge, but it's not such a bad idea... @FleaBag
 	@FrenchVanilla03: Just found a mosquito bite on my wrist. Anyone know an exterminator? I'm thinking salt-the-earth level <<2 Replies>>
 	@GldnQueen: Isn't that a little overkill, @FrenchVanilla03?
 	@KimmySays: Not for my husband! He's a bug-magnet, so 1 bite means more coming! @FrenchVanilla03 @GldnQueen
 	@MarshaMarsha: Mall Trip! @OMGLSP @GldnQueen @FleaBag @WhiskeyNCigars <<9 Replies>>
 	@GldnQueen: Wait, you invited the guys??? @MarshaMarsha!!
 	@MarshaMarsha: Well I told them and they asked... @GldnQueen
 	@FleaBag: We won't be coming but @WhiskeyNCigars and I already did some "window-shopping" online with @MarshaMarsha, @GldnQueen
 	@MarshaMarsha: We put together outfits online! For all of us! #sothoughtful @GldnQueen
 	@GldnQueen: You're picking out my CLOTHES?! @FleaBag @MarshaMarsha
 	@WhiskeyNCigars: With complete respect for your personal taste, of course. @MarshaMarsha @GldnQueen
 	@GldnQueen: I don't know how you handled things when you were in charge but this won't fly @FleaBag! @MarshaMarsha
 	@MarshaMarsha: I'm SO SORRY! I didn't mean to start a fight! @GldnQueen
 	@GldnQueen: No @MarshaMarsha you're fine! Ugh! I'm resolving this offline! MEETING ROOM!
 	@GreenSecurity: Photoset: last night's concert crowd's selfies with unwavering security team http://...
 	@GreenSecurity: Rolling Stone compares our team to guards at Buckingham Palace 
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 	@Brantdotgov: GOT THE PROMOTION! So long secretary, hello PA to the stars! <<1 Reply>>
 	@ClydeMarshall: I didn't realize I was a star, @Brantdotgov. I'm flattered.
 	@ClydeMarshall: I'd like to thank @DeangeloMD for allowing me to MC the St. George Med 5k!
 	@KimmySays: Just got my wristband for the St George Med 5k. Excited to meet the mayor at the winner's circle ;P
 	@DeangeloMD: Wherss the girl? The prtty girl? Wehres the Kathren girl? <<Post deleted by user>> <<7 Replies>>
 	@EGiovanni: "Mom" get on your computer too @DeangeloMD?
 	@ChicagoMustang: Ugh, I bet she left you a "present" too. Still can't get the smell out from MY last one @DeangeloMD
 	@DeangeloMD: Yeah @EGiovanni no need for quotes. @ChicagoMustang that's rude. She's still Mom.
 	@CarmineInCharge: By what definition, @DeangeloMD?
 	@MachoItaliano: Still creeps me out when I'm brushing my teeth and see her in the mirror. @DeangeloMD
 	@GiosGeo: Imagine having to explain it with company over, @MachoItaliano. @DeangeloMD
 	@DeangeloMD: You guys are awful! She's been better to me than the other mother of ours!
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