A Bunch of Losers

Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies, No Whammies, Big Bucks, Big Bucks, Big Bucks, and Stop! $1000 and a free spin! I'll go on! Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck and Stop! Oh no! A Whammy! That's your first Whammy! I'll go on! Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, and Stop! Whoa, no! It's another Whammy! It's your second one! I'll go on! Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, and Stop! It's another Whammy! It's your third Whammy! You have three Whammies! Watch out! One more Whammy and you're going home! I'll go on! Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, Press Your Luck, and Stop! It's another Whammy! That's four Whammies! You know what that means! You can't play my game no more! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Final Jeopardy! clue is: What did Swiper say when Boots said "He'll try to swipe the puppy's toy?" You said "I'm going to swipe his toy and the Backpack!" No! I'm sorry! That's incorrect! The correct response was: "What? I wouldn't swipe anything from my own puppy!" What did you wager? Everything! You go back down to zero!
I'll spin! Oh no! Bankrupt! I'll spin the wheel! It's another Bankrupt! One more time! Your third Bankrupt! I'm afraid you are done for today! See ya! Would not want to be ya!
I'll take what's behind curtain number 2! Okay! Tiffany, show us what's behind curtain number 2! Whant, Whant, Whant! It's a Zonk! How about curtain number 3! Whant, Whant, Whant! It's also a Zonk! Give me curtain number 1, then! Okay! Tiffany, show us what's behind curtain number 1! Whant, Whant, Whant! It's a Triple Zonk! How about that?! You leave us with nada, zilch, big fat juicy zero! LOSER!!
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