Invited To A Friend/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: May 7, 2016
Episode Copyrighted: 2016
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins with the inside of the kitchen on the 50th floor of the restaurant, where Master Lox and Plankton were sitting on a table next to Mr. Krabs, and Mr. Krabs was counting money from the cash register.
Mr. Krabs: Can you believe it, Plankton? Look at all these hundreds we’ve made, just from today alone!
Lord Master Lox: Mr. Krabs, we’ve got a really good thing going here! I want you to know how grateful I am for you taking me along the ride with you to become rich and powerful.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well, here ya go, pal.
As he gave Plankton a ten dollar bill, then put the rest of the money in his pocket.
Plankton: NO FAIR! TEN DOLLARS?!
Mr. Krabs: It's my patty recipe. The biggest cut goes to me and my baby girl.
Lord Master Lox: Our recipe!
Mr. Krabs: Nuh-uh! You just seasoned it. It was I who did all the cooking and chose the ingredients.
Plankton: Fine then! Be a cheapskate!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *storms away*
Slide transition to the Loud House, Lincoln finishes brushing his teeth. He grabs the empty tube of toothpaste and throws it into his trash can from afar.
Lincoln Loud: Score!
Lincoln then heads into his Kitchen, devours a box of cereal and is about to brew up some coffee, when he happens to hear a knock at the front door.
Lincoln Loud: Wait? They’re already here?! *struggles to put on my clothes*
He eventually succeeds. He heads up and answers.
Lincoln Loud: Mom! Dad!
Lincoln's smile then turns into a frown when he sees that it is Rita and Lynn Sr., his parents.
Lincoln Loud: Ahem, can I help you strangers?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Hey son! You actually remembered we were strangers this time!
Lincoln Loud: We are not related!
Rita Loud: We’re just pushing your buttons!
Lincoln Loud: I don’t need button pushing! I got Squidward and Lori for that!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well I will call you Lincoln anyways, since I find it to be a great nickname!
Lincoln Loud: Well I suppose?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Excellent! Now, do you have something in the fridge for your mother and I?
Rita Loud: He probably forgot where it is..
Lincoln Loud: It's in the back.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Thanks Lincoln! One more tip like that, and you will be as smart as a School Teacher!
Rita and Lynn Loud Sr.: *walks to the fridge while snickering*
Lincoln Loud: *stares for a bit before running out of living room at the speed of light*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *finishes cooking bacon and eggs on the stove*
He is about to give it to Gary until Lincoln bursts through the wall and then devours it.
Lincoln Loud: *tries to touch Gary*
Suspense music plays.
Gary the Snail: *angrily hisses at Lincoln, then bites him*
Suspense music ends.
Lincoln Loud: Well, that didn't work. *takes Gary off my head*
Gary the Snail: *angrily leaves*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary, wait! Where are you going?!
Lincoln Loud: Dang it! How are we gonna go to the amusement park, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's a great idea, Lincoln!
Slide transition to amusement park. SpongeBob is eating ice cream.
Lincoln Loud: Well, we're at the amusement park, SpongeBob. This is how to live, isn't it, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You said it, buddy. *excited, points to Elizabeth* Hey look, there she is now!
The human kids are riding a roller coaster. Elizabeth is putting her hands up in the air while she's riding a roller coaster.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Wooooo! I'm riding!
Screen cuts to SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: She's awesome, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know, Lincoln!
Screen cuts back to Elizabeth riding a roller coaster.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Wooooo!
The roller coaster stops.
Elizabeth Raelynn: *excited, walks to SpongeBob and Lincoln* That was awesome! Let's do it again! Wooooo!
Lincoln Loud: *waves to Elizabeth* Hi, what's your name?
Elizabeth Raelynn: My name's Elizabeth Raelynn and you're Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln Loud: *shakes Elizabeth's hand* I'm Lincoln Loud. Nice to meet ya.
Elizabeth Raelynn: You're my friend, Lincoln. I love to play sports.
Lincoln Loud: Cool, Elizabeth.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Nice to meet you, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *shakes Elizabeth's hand*
Elizabeth Raelynn: So Lincoln, you wanna hangout?
Lincoln Loud: Sure. Let's hold hands. *holds Elizabeth's hand*
Elizabeth Raelynn: I love your orange suit, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, certainly.
Slide transition cuts to Lincoln is in his room, putting on his formal outfit, consisting of an orange suit with tie of his same signature color, then addresses the readers.
Lincoln Loud: *to readers* Now I know what you guys are thinking, "Lincoln, today's nothing special, why are you wearing fancy clothes?" Well, since you can do the same in video games for no good reason, I decided to do the same here, just for the sake of experiment, and see how others will react.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Lincoln, are you wearing an orange suit?
Lincoln Loud: Yes Elizabeth.
They leave his room, go downstairs, Leni spots him there.
Leni Loud: Hey, Linky. Ooh, are you wearing fancy clothes?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. Leni, this is my girlfriend Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Hey Leni.
Leni Loud: Hey Elizabeth. Nice to meet you. *shakes Elizabeth's hand*
Elizabeth Raelynn: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Huh?
Leni Loud: *to Elizabeth* Lincoln's my brother. Sometimes if he wears an orange suit.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Lincoln's orange suit looks pretty.
Leni Loud: Cool. Right Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Right.
Leni Loud: Oh, I want to wear one too! I'll be right back!
She rushes upstairs to wear hers, then comes back and we see her donning a seafoam dress.
Elizabeth Raelynn: You look great, Leni.
Leni Loud: Awww, Elizabeth. You are so nice.
The Loud fashion lover hugs him tightly and kisses her only brother from hearing such lovable words.
Leni Loud: I'm heading to the mall today, so would you like to go to there with me?
Lincoln Loud: Sure thing, Leni.
Leni Loud: That's the spirit, Linky! I have my drivers license! Come on, I'll be driving!
Lincoln Loud: Ok.
Author's Note: "It's alright guys, in my vision, Leni now knows at least how to drive decently without having to screw up...well, mostly, anyway."
They get into Leni's car, Leni starts it up, and they drive to the mall. They make it there, leave her car, and enter. Slide transition cuts to Plankton's fast food restaurant, Sheldon's Grillin' Bucket. There were two elderly customers sitting in the dining area, slowly eating their burgers, and a young man had just sat down at a table, holding a plate with a burger on it. Plankton stood in the kitchen, nervously looking at the customer through an indoor window. The customer picked up the burger and took a bite of it.
Fish Customer: Eww it's all gooey inside!
He pulled apart the buns and the meat was soupy and slimey. He started throwing up in his mouth, then ran right out of the restaurant.
Plankton: I don't get it, Karen. Why do all my burgers turn out like slop? *walks up to a TV on the floor*
Lord Master Lox: *disgusted* Disgusting.
A commercial was playing, showing a stadium shining lights on thousands of people, as an announcer said: "Get ready to watch the annual Great Food Championship this month on November 27th, where professional chefs battle it out to see which one's the best, airing this year on The Gavin Lincoln Show, hosted by Bradley Nortick, and judged by famous chefs, Elbert Arlincton, Eugene Krabs-"
Plankton: Krabs?! Why must he be so successful and get the chance to judge the most watched cooking competition in the world, yet I'm stuck here in this blasted failing grease trap of a restaurant?
Karen Plankton: Well, maybe you could be more successful if you stop trying to do what Krabs is good at, and do your own thing, like singing, dancing-
Plankton: I know what I can do to get revenge against that cheapskate crab! I'll crash the championship, I'll win by making burgers that are better than his, they’ll get really popular, then I'll take his place as a fast food icon! Karen, I need you to build me some tools to enhance my cooking artificially!
Karen Plankton: *rolls my eyes* Oh boy.
Lord Master Lox: Aw man.
The scene cuts to Royal Woods Mall. SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni hanging out with Gary, his snail, and Patrick, his best friend. Patrick was eating a big 6 inch sub.
Patrick Star: *while stuffing my face* WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS? *calms down* I've seen sports before.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What?
Lincoln Loud: Lynn.
Leni Loud: *to Lincoln* Oh Lynn, she's a sport player.
Patrick Star: Ah forget it. Hey, what's that new girl's name?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy.
Patrick Star: You know, she's really nice. You four would be great friends.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm not ready to make new friends.
Patrick Star: *finishes eating sub* It's easy. You just gotta-
Patrick's stomach growls loudly.
Patrick Star: Now, I'm hungry.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs*
Leni Loud: No, seriously. Do you wanna get a bite to eat at Burpin' Burger?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah! Actually, no. I have to talk to Elizabeth. Clyde is calling me in.
Leni Loud: Well, maybe another time. Whatever's good for you. I could eat at Burpin' Burger anytime. I love that place. Alright Linky, we'll be going to the clothing stores and buy ourselves some really great threads. I'll be getting myself new dresses, gowns, shirts and more, while you can freely get yourself some cool Ace Savvy clothes. And no worries, I'll be paying for everything, Linky. Besides knowing my purchasing tendencies, Mr. Krabs was generous enough to give me $3,278.
She strokes his hair in genuine assurance.
Lincoln Loud: Wow, I see.
Leni Loud: Alright, let's go, time is fashion, Linky. Well, in my case, anyway.
Lincoln Loud: Right behind you, Leni.
And with that, they head to Leni's one of favorite clothing store. We cut to montage of Lincoln and Leni buying both ordinary and fancy clothes. 15 minutes later, they finish shopping, and meet at the cashier.
Leni Loud: Got anything you need, Linky?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, I got myself some orange striped shirts with long sleeves, more orange clothes, sweaters included, two Ace Savvy shirts and pajamas as well.
Leni Loud: That's nice to hear.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. Now, I trust you have everything too?
Leni Loud: Yeppers. Come on, let's pay for them, then we'll have ice cream on me.
Lincoln Loud: Alright, I'm in. Let's go, big sis.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Hey Lincoln. Maybe, you buy Ace Savvy clothes.
Lincoln Loud: I'm on it. *buys Ace Savvy clothes*
They approach the cashier, pay for the clothes, leave the clothing store, make their way to ice cream vendor, and Leni purchases two fudge pops, one for herself and one for Lincoln. And after that, they, while still carrying bags with their new clothes, sit on nearby bench and dig in their icy treats. Several minutes passed, they've finished, throw the popsicle sticks into trash, leave the mall, and make their way back into Vanzilla. They enter it, Leni starts up the family van, but Lincoln notices she's starting up the van with depression written all over her face.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What's wrong, Leni?
Leni Loud: I just can't stop feeling bad about those times when I have treated you like dirt, Spongey...
SpongeBob SquarePants: You do?
Leni Loud: Yeah...I really feel bad for those times when I have joined the others to beat the living poop out of you for that stupid car seat, beaten up you and others just for money, volunteered to pull that nasty prank on you just because you wanted to sit in quiet comfort, and that unfortunate time when I ignored you over that embarassing video of us, but that's when I should've realized, SpongeBob, that even if you didn't filmed me doing such embarassing stuff, Luan could've done it easily herself, knowing her ways.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah…
Elizabeth Raelynn: Lincoln, come.
Lincoln Loud: Okay. *runs to Elizabeth*
Slide transition cuts to Mr. Krabs standing in front of his new restaurant, the Krusty Krab, putting three suitcases into his boat.
Mr. Krabs: Another splendid day.
Suddenly, Master Lox and Plankton showed up and jumped on top of Mr. Krabs' boat.
Lord Master Lox: Gotcha Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox?! Plankton?! What are you two doing here?
Plankton: We've come to warn you, Krabs. Soon you and your daughter are gonna regret you ever disrespecting me!
Mr. Krabs got into his boat and buckled the seat belt.
Mr. Krabs: My daughter has nothing to do with ye, and you're just a little insect. There's nothing for you to warn me of.
Lord Master Lox: YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
Mr. Krabs turned on his windshield wipers, sending Master and Plankton flying away, across the sky. The slide transition cuts to SpongeBob at school, in Squidward's classroom.
Squidward Tentacles: And cellular respiration is a process where plant and animal cells break down food particles for chemical energy that'll lead to a desired function. Now, can anyone tell me what the 2 types of cellular respiration is?
Squidward paced around the front of the class, holding a rule. SpongeBob was starting to fall asleep, with his head on his arms.
Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, since you've been so quiet today.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *nervously* Atoms… And antibodies?
Squidward Tentacles: That's the stupidest answer I've ever received! Mr. SquarePants, how do you walk?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *answers* One foot after another.
Squidward Tentacles: This is no joke, Mr. SquarePants. Cellular respiration is very important.
A student raised his head
Fish Student: Aerobic and anaerobic.
Squidward Tentacles: Thank you! Someone with a brain.
The slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Leni and Elizabeth walking in a school hallway.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's just too much at once. I can't make new friends, balance schoolwork, and follow my passions. I burn everything I try to cook. There's no way I could win the Great Food Championship with everything burnt.
Leni Loud: Yes you can! You can do anything if you believe in yourself!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't think I believe in anything good about myself.
Sandy walked surrounded by some friends in the hallway.
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Hey, Sandy!
Elizabeth elbowed Lincoln's arm.
Lincoln Loud: Uh?
Sandy Cheeks: *looks at Lincoln* You're a friend of Elizabeth?
Lincoln Loud: Yes, it's, my name's SpongeBob.
Sandy Cheeks: What?
Lincoln Loud: I mean Sandy. Wait no! Stupid Lincoln, stupid.
Sandy Cheeks: Lincoln?
SpongeBob was about to say yes.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hey Sandy. Your friends are here.
One of Sandy's friends walked up from behind her and grabbed her hand.
Human Girl #1: Come, Sandy! You gotta see what's in Mr. Robot's room!
Her, Lynn and Sandy walked away.
Patrick Star: Baby steps, man. Just keep telling yourself, you've got this. You've got this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I've got this, I've got this.
Patrick Star: That's the spirit!
Slide transition.
Patrick Star: *relaxes in my chair once the adults have left*
Before he could get rest, he hears another knock at his door.
Patrick Star: Who could it be now? *answers the knock and sees that it is Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Fork it over!
Patrick Star: But I don’t use forks! I use sporks!
Squidward Tentacles: Not literal forks you dingaling! My satellite! You took it for that heap you call a television!
Patrick Star: Hey! Potato power is the best power you can get! It's slightly cheaper than cable!
Squidward Tentacles: Just give me back my satellite! Before I sue!
Patrick Star: Okay! Okay! Sheesh! *gives back the satellite*
Squidward Tentacles: If you try to steal my account, I will personally assault you with a shoehorn!
Patrick Star: Could I steal your account then?
Squidward Tentacles: Nooooo! Barnacle Head!
Squidward leaves while grunting to himself.
Patrick Star: Wait.
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, Elizabeth. We're home.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Cool place, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yep, this is my home.
Gary the Snail: *moves*
Lincoln Loud: Look, it's Gary. Elizabeth, you would pet him.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Aw, cute! *tries to touch Gary*
Gary the Snail: *angrily hisses at Elizabeth*
Screen cuts to SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Elizabeth Raelynn: *offscreen* Ahhh!
Gary the Snail: *offscreen, bites her*
Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *angrily* GARY!
Screen cuts to Elizabeth in Gary's mouth.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *angrily, walks to Gary* Gary, no! You spit Lincoln's girlfriend out right now! Bad snail! *takes Gary off Elizabeth's head*
Gary the Snail: Meow! *angrily leaves*
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sorry, Lincoln. He bit me once.
Lincoln Loud: I see your senses are working well today.
Patrick Star: Yep! But basketball isn’t all that I came here for.
Lincoln Loud: What's on your mind monkey butt?
Patrick Star: You remember Elizabeth? That's your girlfriend by the way, hehe!
Lincoln Loud: I remember her and I wish I didn’t.
Patrick Star: Well, she's right there! And it just so happens that your parents will be coming over to dinner in a half hour! 
Lincoln Loud: And they’ll meet my Mom and Dad, cause creating a very crazy situation that could lead right in the civil war.
Patrick Star: You are probably right...
Lincoln Loud: I got an idea Patrick. Why not just invite my Mom and Dad to the dinner as well? Introduce them to your real parents, let them mingle, settle it out, and that should not make the situation dive into chaos!
Patrick Star: Could that work?
Lincoln Loud: And how! 
Patrick Star: Well why didn’t you say so?! I’ll do it!
Lincoln Loud: But I did say so. Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Raelynn: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: What's going on, Elizabeth? What's wrong?
Elizabeth Raelynn: *feels upset* I was petting Gary, then he was hissing at me and I got bit.
Lincoln Loud: Cheer up, Elizabeth. We're friends, remember?
Elizabeth Raelynn: We are?
Lincoln Loud: Yes. You won't be sad anymore.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Aww. Lincoln, you're the best.
Lincoln Loud: Can we hold hands again?
Elizabeth Raelynn: We did before.
Lincoln Loud: *holds Elizabeth's hand again*
Lincoln Loud and Elizabeth Raelynn: *walks*
Elizabeth Raelynn: I love playing football.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, we can play basketball.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Basketball sounds fun.
Slide transition to Basketball Stadium.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Shoot hoops, Lincoln! You can do it!
Lincoln Loud: Okay. *shoots hoops*
Ashley Roberts: Go Lincoln!
Crowd: *cheers*
Announcer: Lincoln Loud scored with 3 points.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Great shooting hoops, bro.
Elizabeth Raelynn: Wow Lincoln, you scored.
Lincoln Loud: That's what I shoot hoops.
Elizabeth Raelynn: You're a great sport player. *hugs Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud and Elizabeth Raelynn: *smiles*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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