AbsoluteShithead

Alex's element is arsenic. His chumhandle is absoluteShithead, and his typing color is #2E2E2E.
===Font color and typing quirks===
Types in #2E2E2E, which is hardly distinguishable from plain old black, but he doesn't really give a shit. Also swears a lot. Apart from that he speakswith perfectly normal spelling and grammar and stuff.
===Interests===
Computers. Specifically hardware; he doesn't really have the math skills for programming. Also enjoys computer games and pwnzoring n00bz.
===Modus===
Mess. All your items get combined into a huge clusterfuck in one single card. The upside is, you have unlimited storage space without needing additional cards. The downside is, the item you get out of the card is effectively random. Additionally, the codes on the back of the card just display on top of each other becoming unreadable and useless.
===Strife specibus===
Handgunkind. Any projectile weapon that only requires one hand to operate is compatible.
===Personality===
Eternally in a bad mood about something. Has a reason to hate everybody, and can invent one within minutes of meeting someone new. Ultimately he probably has the best intentions at heart (he's not a troll!) and is trying to be a team player, but he's still going to bitch about it and call you a fuckwad.
Category:Retired Characters