Death Messages

== Overview ==
This page contains a list of all death messages found in APG. The username is based on the Fandom account's username, so it'll be different for everyone.
== Death Messages ==
Default Death Messages
: forgot haow to spel
: tried overthrowing the king
: in plates of fate, you play gaem, in average plate gaem... game plays you, 
: was sent to the shadow realm
: ate too much taco bell
: is really good at being bad
: who's the winner? not !
: had a great fall
: the king accidentally pressed the "annihilate" button on . oh no! anyway
: f in chat for ...
: "adios" - [current year]
: for some reason, is incredibly unlucky
: said "aight I'm heading out"
: had an unpopular opinion
: listened to a sad song
: decided it was their time
: , this is the fifth time in a row.
: broke the 4th wall
: realized they hadn't touched grass in months
: guys, i think died
: ran out of dad jokes
: doesn't even find these death message funny anymore
: died before the fun even started
: got a sock for christmas
: became financially unstable
: probably had to go do their chores
: !!! what are you doing!!!
: decided not to read this, for some reason, very, very, unnecessarily long death message.
: needs a better gaming chair
: did that on purpose, trust me
: got pwned
: doesn't feel so good
: git good 
: ?!?!?!?!?!
: is pondering their life decisions
: 's flailing was put to an end
: tried dividing by zero
: thought they found an easter egg
: laughed at a dead meme
: "ez" - , right before dying
: lost their tix
: thought they would get free tix
: thought they were relatable and funny
: was acting sus
: wimped out and went home
: forgot about their hygiene
: didn't flush
: was executed
: wants to speak to the manager
: what are you looking at me for, i didn't kill !
: was too confident of their abilities
: ate the concrete
: forgot to wear a mask!
: was tired of the blocky graphics
: 's pc experienced an error and needs to quit.
: saw the winning smile
: thought they could fly
: you shouldn't have underestimated my power, 
: miscalculated
: didn't like these death messages
: was rickroll'd
: met death
: got trolled
: can't seem to win at all
: forgot to shake the ketchup...
: forgot forgot their password
: installed a virus
: made an apology video
: forgot what 2+2 was
: experienced 5 gum
: ate a lemon
: top 10 unexpected anime deaths: #1) 
: where did go?
: wasn't ready
: yeah, sorry, you're out 
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: i question your tactics, 
: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's... ?
: wait, don't let go! nooo!
: 's flailing about was put to an end
: cmon , not that was just embarrasing
: .exe has stopped working
: decided it was their time
: had monke brain
: bought a gym pass but never used it
: 64 bits. 32 bits. 16 bits. 8 bits. 4 bits. bits!!!
Lava Death Messages
: tried to swim in lava
: was melted by lava 
Shark Death Messages
: was gobbled by a shark
: was eaten alive by a shark
Seamine Death Messages
: touched a sea mine
: was eradicated by a sea mine
Black Hole Death Messages
: got sucked up by a black hole
: got too close to a black hole
Zombie Death Messages
: tried making friends with a zombie
: got too close to a zombie
: got their brains eaten by a zombie
Tsunami Death Messages
: walked straight into a tsunami
Lava Tsunami Death Messages
: was burnt to a crisp by a lava tsunami
: didn't think twice about going straight into a lava tsunami
Nuke Death Messages
: probably shouldn't have stood directly under a nuke
Bloxy Cola Death Messages
: became over-energized
Train Map Death Messages
: fell off the train
: got left behind by the train
Alien Death Messages
: thought aliens were friendly
: got beamed by an alien
Arrow Death Messages
: was bullseye'd by an arrow
Artillery Death Messages
: was caught in the fire of heavy artillery
Virus Death Messages
: died to a deadly virus
Poison Gas Death Messages
: died in poisonous gas
Landmine Death Messages
: didn't see the big, red, obvious landmine
: tripped a landmine
Overseer Tower Death Messages
: was melted by an overseer tower
Giga Nuke Death Messages
: was deleted off the face of this planet by a giga missile
Geyser Death Messages
: got soft-boiled by a geyser
Water Electrocution Death Messages
: was swimming in water that was electrocuted by lightning
: was water-electrocuted