Johnahan

Johnahan is a legendary teacher at Abington Heights High School.
== Origins ==
Johnahan is a rather infamous meme teacher at AHHS, but not more so out of respect, in fact, many only remember him for all the wrong reasons. Johnahan would grow to become quite infamous during Meme Lord's PGP class, the first ever mention of him, on 10/10/2019, being an event where Johnahan yelled and threw a pencil at his phone across the room the second it rang. Johnahan slowly had the reputation for presumably not enjoying his job very much, often disappearing randomly, his PGP class having a sub randomly for half the year. When Johnahan did appear in class he seemed excruciatingly tired and not very excited to teach PGP. 
On some occasions it has even been found that when Johnahan has a sub and isn't in class, he's still somewhere in the school, just lounging around and getting coffee. At one such point, when Johnahan had been found missing from his class for 3 periods in a row, with no sub assigned, Meme Lord spots him wearing a hawaiian shirt in the cafeteria kitchen getting himself coffee and then walking into a backroom.
Johnahan's teaching style and general lazyness became his theme of sorts, often barely checking assignments and just saying "its good" after a few seconds of viewing them. Thus his class was deemed to be one of the easiest classes in AHHS, often just being treated as another study hall where everyone just uses their chromebooks 100% of the time. His teaching methods were especially apparent when Sly Frog Fry had him for acting which proved to be a very easy class for him since he never got a grade below 99%. Due to Mike Kachowski getting PGP as a class for the second semester of Junior year, Mike Kachowski soon discovered the joys of Johnahans barely relevant class, often reporting on Johnahan's strange disappearances and how he doesn't seem to look too carefully at his submissions. 
It wasn't until on that same day, on April 17, 2020, 9:07 AM, where Mike Kachowski would forever change the saga of Johnahan. Mike Kachowski uploaded a screenshot to the Meme Council of Johnahan's online pgp class, in which his camera quality was so bad that his face was just barely distinguishable. During this conversation about his camera quality, as well as a student in Big Tanner's class who changed his zoom name to "Sebastian", Meme Lord and Mike Kachowski delved into a rabbit hole of terrible jokes and ramblings, resulting in the famous mp4 video: The opening of Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus, overlayed with the blurry Johnahan image and Sebastian/Ryan. Johnahan's famous nickname was born during this rambling, at 9:17 AM. Anyways, this mp4 ended up being the catalyst for a great saga.
Thus, on December 7, 2020, at 4:54 PM, the very first Teacher.mp4 was posted by Meme Lord, of Johnahan himself. This clip was meant to be a standalone, dumb, simple meme. A callback to the Florpus video, as it had the same music, just bass boosted. The mp4 was simply the blurry Johnahan image (seen above, in the infobox), with the music playing for 30 seconds. Meme Lord then simply thought, a week later, why stop there? Thus Deeskuh.mp4 was made, and so on. This would be the first of 70 other Teacher.mp4's, and thus, on December 26, 2020, at 8:47 PM, the Teacher.mp4 Special Collector's Edition would be born.
== Legacy ==
Johnahan lived on to be one of the more memorable teachers of AHHS in the Council, especially after the creation of Johnahan.mp4. Nowadays that the Veterans and Ancients have graduated, most new Johnahan news is relayed by Tactician, who is taking Johnahan's class nowadays. Tactician, just like Mike Kachowski, is seeing all the same flaws and uses his class as a study hall as well. Though Tactician is a bit more frustrated with his teaching style then most.
== Neat Factoids ==
* Johnahan has 3 crimimal and traffic records according to WhitePages, though these are likely to just be speeding tickets. OR MAYBE THEYRE WAR CRIMES?!?!?!?
* Johnahan was surprisingly chill and allowed things in his submissions such as Vector being used as Meme Lord's official college app PFP.
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