Credits - Link: The Faces of Evil

"Credits - Link: The Faces of Evil" is a high quality rip of "Credits" from Link: The Faces of Evil.
==Jokes==
This rip does not contain the game's actual credits theme. Instead, it's an edit of "Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags)" by Afroman. Starting at 0:11, the verses are "rapped" by CD-i Link using sentence-mixed clips from the CD-i Zelda games, with various references added to both the world of the games and the popular YouTube Poop "DINNER BLASTER". At 1:10, the music abruptly ends with a short sentence-mixed skit.
==Lyrics==
...skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
They call it East Town Koridai
When your boy, Link here, walked through the big town
Houses went up for sale
I was standing on the corner sellin' Triforce maps
When I met a hot bitch named Zelda
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the King of fuckin' Koridai
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself, "Sheeba-sheeba"
Got my ass lookin' like a Gohma
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Oah!)
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a Dinner Blaster
He beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker beat my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
Imma fuck that bitch just one more time
Colt 4--
Link: Huh!?
King Harkinian: What the actual fuck, boi!?
Link: Uh... I was just kidding!
King Harkinian: Take him away!
Link: Oh shit!
["Mama Luigi" yell]
==References==
Category:Switcheroos
Category:Rips with sentence mixing