I.M. Meen Machine Incident

One Day, insane man I.M. Meen thought that a Bandit Machine was a portal to his labyrinth. He was wrong, and this is a reason he is considered more stupid than The Stupid Stupid One.
== Events ==
One day, Meen got bored and told Gnorris to activate a machine in his library, and to stick Clever Goody-Goodies in it. He thought that the machine was a portal to his labyrinth, which had a machine to turn children into Teletubbies. The machine WAS NOT A PORTAL TO HIS LABYRINTH (shocker), but was a Bandit Machine. He ended up turning a bunch of kids into Bandits, and was from then on recognized as a "Menace to Society."
== Aftermath ==
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After the event, Meen's labyrinth was still there, but his other books were stolen. Some clever goody-goodies Bandits read them, while others sold them on eBok (like eBay but ONLY books, movies and shames.). Ignatius was also left very poor, because some Bandits robbed his VAULT OF MONEY!!! All that was left was 50 UnDollar. It was discovered that Meen had a copy of Oobi Unleashed!, a very forbidden shame. I.M. Meen was sent to court.
== How stupid was Meen to have this happen? ==
Very stupid.
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