Simpson Safari/Quotes

:(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
:Lisa: Rhinos don't come from eggs.
:Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?
:Lisa: I know, but . . .
:Homer: What did you just see?
:(A Giraffe appears out of a burrow in the ground)
:Lisa: Oh, come on.
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:Flight Attendant: Attention Passengers - Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
:(Someone hands her a note)
:Flight Attendant: I'm sorry. It is now called New Zanzibar.
:(Someone hands her another note)
:Flight Attendant: Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
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:Bart: I need this candy for school…candy class.
:Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.
:Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.
:Homer: In the cart.
:Bart: I'm out of wine…
:Homer: Cart.
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:Agnes Skinner: And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.
:Bag Boy: Yes, ma'am.
:Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
:Bag Boy: I don't think that's possible...
:Agnes: What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!
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:Homer: (while searching through the cupboards) "Sulpher Jerky"? "Cream of toast"? Where did we get this crap?
:Marge: Most of it was sent by relatives who can't see very well.
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:Homer: Olive oil? Asparagus? If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
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:Homer: [while jabbing him] Hurry up, I can't stand here jabbing you all day!
:Bag Boy: Please, ow, stop, ow! Bag boys have feeling too, you know!
:Homer: No you don't!
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:(In Africa, two tribesmen are dancing around a fire and suddenly, one of them stops)
:Tribesman: What is it, N'gungo?
:N'gungo: Evil is coming.
:Tribesman: What shall we do, N'gungo?
:N'gungo: (puts his mask on the other tribesman's head) You are N'gungo now! (runs away and screams)
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:Marge: This song has been going on for hours.
:Homer: Yeah! It's just like the Allman Brothers!
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:Homer: Getting eaten by an alligator is just like falling asleep, in a giant blender.
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:Kitenge: good night, and don't let the bedbugs paralyze. (The light turns off)
:Marge: Homie, did you remember to tip Kitenge?
:Kitenge: No, he did not.
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:Kitenge: This is the earliest known fossil of a human being. It's over two million years old.
:Homer: (Blows Raspberries) I've got more bones than that guy. If you're trying to impress me, you've failed.
:Kitenge: It's not the number of bones, sir. It's the...
:Homer: You have Failed.
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:Bart and Lisa: Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?
:Homer: I told you, yes. Now Bart, go to go to the top of that hill and see if you can spot our hotel.
:Bart: Mount ?
:Homer: Go!
:Bart: (Groans) Okay.
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:Homer: So I notice your home smells of feces.
:Joan Bushwell: Yes?
:Homer: And not just monkey feces either.
:Joan Bushwell: Could we talk about something else?
:Marge: I i love what you've done with these poles.
:Homer: (Sniffing)
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:Joan Bushwell: Will you help me defend the refuge?
:Homer: Anything for these noble animals. 
:Homer looks at a monkey who is scratching his butt on a tree: So like us.
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