General Schwarz's E-post

==== To: The moronic Kommandant Schrempf From: General Wolfgang Schwarz ====
Did you think that perhaps, I was dull in the tongue? That my nostrils could not smell? That I had no eyes to see the horrendous presentation? How could you possibly think this swill could be considered an entree at my celebration.
I demand the finest quality of dishes. You will rectify this mistake, Kommandant, or you will be leaving my party through the torpedo tubes! 
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