Crazy Headcanons That Actually Make Sense Mashup

Credit to everyone over on the WoF Headcanons That Don't Make Sense But Do thread on the canon for all the headcanons!!!
== Chapter Only (for now)- The First Ten Headcanons ==
Six-claws plucked his guitar along to the elevator music. Vermillion listened to Six-claws's and Vulture's duet, smiling a little. "Whoa, you guys are awesome," he whispered.
Vulture nodded. He was the elevator music, so he got to stand there while Six-claws played guitar along to his awesomeness. He was made of sound, so nobody saw him nod. He was invisible, but when people heard elevator music they made way for his epic elevator music.
He glanced around the hall, where Clay was trying to help a JMA student who was having a really bad day. Umber was stuffing his face with carrots, and Thorn was wandering around, her nose ring being the sparkly and random thing it was. Winter was arguing with his mom. "It's not a phase, Mom!" he said, and became the kin- oh, wait, he's important. And as the headcanon says, if the IceWings didn't have circles and Winter wasn't important, he would be the king of It's Not A Phase, Mom. So y e e t, there you go.
Peril was looking at her copies of every My Chemical Romance album, whatever those are. Ask the person who has the theory TwT
And... Wasp was... um, a YouTuber made this one so I'm not going to list it as a headcanon from the thread. *shudders* you can never trust YouTube to be kid-friendly... unless you found a family friendly channel like my favorite The Basement :p because family friendly channels tend to refrain from swearing. even if its two dads who are like my dad but they live in Minnesota and have a YT FOOTNOTES YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
All the dragonets of destiny (except for Clay and Tsunami) were dancing to LoFi, whatever that is. Starflight didn't listen to music so he left the party early to love his books. Tsunami hated LoFi with a burning passion.
Kinkajou winds up as the buff annoying multi-shipper pest immature middle school girl in this, so don't be surprised at this part. Kinkajou was doing her morning workout in the corner, getting one hundred pushups before FledgeSkyward Sword reference. I watched too many walkthroughs of the game :) could do one. That's how buff she was.
Clay was soon free of his job and each DoD sat next to each other with headphones on. Clay was listening to ballad rock, Tsunami listened to AC/DC and SteppenwolfI have absolutely no idea what these are, Glory was listening to alternative rock and Grunge, Starflight was listening to jazz, and Sunny was listening to everything, even Maddona, which I dislike. A lot. 
Vulture sighed, looking at the sky through the cave opening to see a sillouette zip through the sky. I wish... he began thinking, but cut himself off. No, don't be silly. It's not like anything great is going to happen to me.
He glanced at the floor, and a single tear hit the ground as the elevator music changed to instrumental blues.
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