Toys and Religion

Atheism: There is no toy maker.
Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and whoever is caught selling his toys will go straight to Siberia.
Buddhism: He who dies with no toys, wins.
Hinduism: He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Mormonism: Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Satanism: He who plays with fire, wins.
Judaism: He who plays without following the rules, loses.
Anglican: They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS first.
7th Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Baptist: Once played, always played.
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
Jehovah's Witnesses: If you let us in, we will tell you why there are so many toys and how to recognize true players.
Category:Religious Humor