Patrick's Day

== Information ==
Patrick celebrates a holiday starfish celebrats, Patrick dubs it well Patrick's Day
This is Segment C to Episode 34 of Season 205, it is Segment B to Episode 4 of The Raunchy Spongebob Spinoff Series...
Characters:
Patrick Star
Spongebob Squarepants
== The Episode Begins ==
(The Episode Begins with Patrick Star coming out of his rock and running to Spongebob's house)
(Patrick bangs on the door)
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!!!!!
(Spongebob opens the door but gets banged repeatedly on the head by Patrick without Patrick noticing)
(Patrick repeatedly yells)
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!!!!!, SPONGEBOB!!!!!, SPONGEBOB!!!!!
(Patrick grabs a megaphone and yells)
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!!!!!!, SPONGEBOB!!!!!, SPONGEBOB!!!!!
(Spongebob grabs a mallet and swings the mallet very hardly on Patrick head)
Spongebob: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU PINKY BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Patrick drools)
Spongebob: Maybe a "punch in the head" would do you favors...
(Spongebob attempts to punch Patrick but the Seastar grabs his first)
(Spongebob tries to recheive his hand but Patrick's grasp is too strong)
(Cuts to Spongebob's point of view, looking at his fist, firmly in Patrick's hand then he looks at Patrick's face, Pretty angry)
(Spongebob knowing that Patrick is angry at him timidly replies)
Spongebob: N-No hard f-feelings Pat???
(Cuts to Patrick, Just starring at him angrily)
Patrick: You know Spongebob... You don't know what day it is today???
Patrick: Do you???
(A confused and and timid Spongebob replies)
Spongebob: W-What day??? P-Patrick I never thought you'd be this dumb, I want to know what is going-
(Spongebob screams in agony as Patrick crushes his fist)
Spongebob: PATRICK YOU IDIOT WHY DID YOU DO THA-
(Spongebob screams in pain and agony as Patrick twisted his arm 360⁰ around)
Spongebob: PATRICK STOP PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Patrick letted of Spongebob's crippled arm)
(Spongebob cries in pain)
Patrick: Anyways, As I was saying...
(Patrick drools but resumes)
Patrick: Every Year on October 18th, Starfish and Seastars decides to STOP what they're doing and PURGE the town, If there is more than one Starfish or Seastar in that said town, they would team up and kill all the inhabitants in the said town...
(Spongebob pupils shrink)
Spongebob: So you really aren't my friend...
(A tear goes down spongebob's face)
(Patrick Laughs Maniacally)
Patrick: Are you kidding??? I was NEVER your friend after how you've been treating me!!!
(Patrick pauses)
Patrick: AND OUR MASTER...
(Spongebob confused replies timidly)
Spongebob: W-Who is your master???
(Patrick Laughs Maniacally )
Patrick: You gotta see him to believe me!!!
Spongebob: Well... Can I see him???
Patrick: Sure!!!!!
(Patrick grabs his AK-47 in a Baseball Bat-like manner)
Patrick: WHEN YOU'RE NOTHING MORE BUT A HEAPING PILE OF DEAD ROTTEN BONES...
Spongebob: PATRICK DON'T-
(Spongebob gets interrupted by Patrick saying)
Patrick: BATTER UP!!!!!
(Now That Were Men Instrumental Version plays)
(Patrick swings his AK-47 at Spongebob causing blunt trauma to him)
Spongebob: PATRICK PLEASE-
(Patrick swings his AK-47 again at Spongebob causing teeth to be knocked out of his "best friend")
Spongebob: MY TEETH!!!!! MY TEETH!!!!! MY TEETH!!!!!
(Spongebob cries in pain and agony)
Patrick: Let me...
Patrick: PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY!!!!!
(Patrick flips his AK-47 into aiming position and aims at Spongebob)
Patrick: NIGHTY NIGHT SWEET LITTLE PRINCEY BOY!!!!!!!
(Patrick shoots at spongebob)
(Fades into a title that says: HALFWAY THROUGH THE 1ST SEASON OF RAUNCHYNESS)
(Now That Were Men Instrumental Version stops playing as the episode fades to black)
== End Credits/Information ==
Originally Written by TheLazyCat2020 on Thursday, December 10th 2020
Production #107
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