Abomination

== So you want to be an abomination? ==
=== Requirements ===
Hideous Freak
Ripper
Fuck Machine
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=== Detailed list of everything the mutation changes ===
[ Your endurance increased by 1! ][ Your cool decreased by 2! ][ Your brains decreased by 2! ][ Your rifles decreased by 2! ][ Your pistols decreased by 2! ][ Your persuade decreased by 6! ][ Your fish increased by 3! ][ Your brawn increased by 1! ][ Your focus decreased by 4! ][ Your nanite healing resistance increased by 60! ][ Your radiation sickness resistance increased by 100! ][ Your generic addiction resistance increased by 100! ][ Your suffocation resistance increased by 100! ][ Your nutrition resistance increased by 80! ][ Your beating resistance increased by 4 - 10! ][ Your bullets resistance increased by 8 - 10! ][ Your slashing resistance increased by 6 - 9! ][ Your stabbing resistance increased by 4 - 10! ][ You've just received some new commands. ][ devour <any> : Devour a corpse for sustenance and rapid regeneration. ] [ burrow : Dig a safe burrow in the ground and enter a comfortable rest (logs you off). ] 
== Directions ==
First of all you need to get into Sealab. Find a conch shell, listen to it till you get a series of numbers. This is the code you need to enter the hatch to sealab. It changes every so often, so don't bother keeping a note of it once you get in. Head to north beach, stroll west, eventually you should find a patch of water you can swim north into. Do this, go down and north till you get to the hatch to sealab. Enter the code on the hatch, and you're in!
Head east, up, north, northwest/northeast, northeast/northwest, north, north, and north once more. Now, look down. See that massive deep one abomination? He's highly likely to kill you. But not before you mutate! So quickly head down, type (or paste) 'mutate abomination' and run like hell. Even if you die, at least you got the mutation.
You're now an abomination! Congratulations!