GoLD Makah-Lazah

The GoLD Makah-Lazah (also known as the Midas Cannon) is a tool/weapon created by the GoLD MasTAH. 
== Uses and Functions ==
It was a tool created by her to turn common items (such as coal) into gold. Through fiction-science, it could also be used to turn animals into gold, while retaining all bodily function, ability to move, and giving a goldified chicken a nasty sharp beak to peck with.
The laser was fueled by gold, Jonah saying that it 'needs gold to breed gold', and GoLD MasTAH acquired the gold through robbing banks, namely Platinum Vaults in Jonah Gordonson: Agent of the UNWD. This is how she rose to infamy, though her intentions were moderately pure.
The laser's intended use was to turn things into gold, which she would then use to 'end the world's poverty', presumably by either selling the gold and making mass donations to charity organisations/people in need, or by simply giving people loads of gold, with no heed for greed or inflation.
== Destruction ==
The GoLD Makah-Lazah was destroyed when Jonah electrocuted it, resulting in it becoming overpowered and exploding, turning everything in the Secorp warehouse-base to gold, including GoLD MasTAH herself and Jonah's toe (earning him the nickname of 'the man with the golden toenail').
During their fight, Jonah attempted to taser GoLD MasTAH after being tripped up by a goldified sheep. He failed, as she was too heavily armoured. He fought her, and was knocked backwards, but used his super-speed-shoes to grab his taser and tase the GoLD Makah-Lazah.left|thumb|420x420px|All is explained. Sort of.
Much to GoLD MasTAH's horror, this overpowered it, and it exploded. Jonah fled t
hrough a window too tight for her to escape from, just in time to avoid a similar fate to hers - total golo
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== Trivia ==
* The laser was created with help from Sylvester Cobra, making GoLD MasTAH one of the many villains who've worked with the Cobra Family.
* The GoLD Makah-Lazah is a far-technologically-advanced successor of the Philosopher's Mirror, one of Minotro's ancient technologies.centre|thumb|289x289px|Gordonson commits property damage.
Category:Weapons