BP Ruins Discord

BP Ruins Discord is the 72nd episode of Wait Wut and the eighth episode of season four.
== Transcript ==
Jingle: Box Productions evil incorporateeeed!
CrazySponge: We should really get that changed.
Bot: Nah, keep it.
CrazySponge: Alright, everyone, we need to do something special for Discord’s 6th anniversary. Any ideas?
(Bot raises her hand)
CrazySponge: Yes Bot?
Bot: Ruin the fucking logo. I just want to.
CrazySponge: GENIUS! You’re promoted to CEO!
Bot: Really?
CrazySponge: Yes, but I’m the CEO of the CEO.
Bot: Aww.
CrazySponge: So anyway, what should this new logo look like?
Bot: I already have around a thousand crappy redesigns prepared for us. (she sets down a thick stack of papers)
Crazy: This’ll take a while.
(A while later…)
Crazy: This is perfect! The perfect level of “people will be forced to accept this change” and “this is fucking dogshit”. Plus, we made blurple a worse color!
Bot: (maniac laugh) It’s diabolical. Mwuhahahahaha!
Jasbre: (next door) Can you keep it down? We’re trying to oversimplify the Firefox logo over here!
Bot: Didn’t you already remove the fox?
Jasbre: THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!
Crazy: Jasbre…
Jasbre: What? I’m just doing what you guys are doing. Didn’t you guys simplify the BP logo yesterday?
Crazy: I love that it’s the color of poo.
Bot: And I’m in love with the discord shoe. What’s their number?
Jasbre: Riiiight. Well back to being corporate.
(Date: May 13, 2021)
CrazySponge: Happy birthday, Dickcord- I MEAN Discord!
Bot: Time to open up your presents!
(CrazySponge opens up a present box and reveals the new logo)
Bot: (gags in her mouth) That looks amazing.
CrazySponge: Indeed it does, my dear CEO.
Twitter: What the fuck is this
CrazySponge: Eh, Twitter hates everything.
Reddit: What the fuck is this
CrazySponge: Eh, Reddit hates everything.
Discord: What the fuck is this
CrazySponge: wait wut
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