Don't Play No Game That I Can’t Win

is the fifth drama track from the Enter the Hypnosis Microphone album, specifically the release that comes with the CD and the Drama CD bundled together.
==Cast==
*Subaru Kimura as Ichiro Yamada
*Haruki Ishiya as Jiro Yamada
*Kohei Amasaki as Saburo Yamada
*Shintaro Asanuma as Samatoki Aohitsugi
*Wataru Komada as Jyuto Iruma
*Shinichiro Kamio as Rio Mason Busujima
*Yusuke Shirai as Ramuda Amemura
*Soma Saito as Gentaro Yumeno
*Yukihiro Nozuyama as Dice Arisugawa
*Sho Hayami as Jakurai Jinguji
*Ryuichi Kijima as Hifumi Izanami
*Kento Ito as Doppo Kannonzaka
*Yu Kobayashi as Otome Tohoten
*Chiaki Takahashi as Ichijiku Kadenokoji
*Takaya Kuroda as Rei Amayado
*Ryusei Nakao as Zannen Tobari
*Akio Otsuka as Zansei Tobari
*Sachiko Kojima as Hitaki Tsumabira
*Yuki Sakakihara as Aogiri Bojo
*Shizuka Ishigami as Asunaro Bojo
*Mayu Okumura as Kaede Bojo
==Audio==
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==Translation==
 	
 	The place they said was... around here, right?
 	This is your job, so could you please not ask me?
 	Ahaha! This is the first time I've been to a container yard! There's a bunch of iron boxes, how cool! Maybe the next looks for my brand could be based on here!
 	Still, a container yard, is it...? When it comes to locations for suspicious transactions, this has been used in a variety of tales. If the contents of these bags are illegal, the person who directed us to this location must have read too many crime novels.
 	We still don't know if the stuff inside is illegal though, do we?
 	Yes, that's true. Until we open it, it's uncertain -- is it legal, or illegal? Essentially a Schrödinger's cat situation, isn't it?
 	What? A Shureshure's cat situation...? The hell're you talking about?
 	Nyaa! In my previous life I was a cat by the name of Shureshure, nyaa! It's the first time in a while that I've remembered, and now I want to eat bonito flakes, nyaa!
 	What the hell are you talking about? Is your brain okay?
 	I am not okay, nyaa! To have made Dice worry about my brain, I... I now want to die, nyaa!
 	Ehehe~ Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa! What, what, are we pretending to be kitties now? Let me join in too, nyaa~!
 	Nyaa! Well then, let's run in circles around Dice, nyaa!
 	Got it, nyaa!
 	Nyaa, nyaa nyaa!
 	Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!
 	S-Stop!! Don't run in circles around me like that!
Ramuda & Gentaro 	Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!!
 	AAAAGHHH! SHUT UUUUP!!
 	
 	Alright, we're here.
 	This is the place, huh? It's really spacious...
 	Bojo-san, where exactly in this area were you called?
Aogiri Bojo 	Um... "Come to A7", is what's written.
 	A7, huh... This is N5, which means we're eleven blocks away. Pretty far, ain't it...
 	Haahh... It's thirteen blocks, Jiro. You don't even know your ABCs, do you? You really are an idiot, huh.
 	Even if I don't know my ABCs, I can live just fine! It's not a problem!
 	Bojo-kun. About your friends from middle school who you mentioned to us before...?
Aogiri Bojo 	I just contacted them, it seems they're somewhere nearby. I think they'll arrive soon...
Person A 	Aogiri! My bad, seems like we made ya wait.
Person B 	Heh~ You really brought the members of Buster Bros!!!, huh!
Aogiri Bojo 	Y-Yeah...
 	Looks like around twenty people... If you have this many pals with you, you don't need our help, do you?
Aogiri Bojo 	N-no! The opposing team are so strong that you can barely attack or defend. R-right?
Person C 	We seriously couldn't even make a dent in 'em!
 	Are they that dangerous...?
Person A 	Yeah, 'course.
 	Then why did so many of you gather here?
Person A 	In case something happens, whoever has more wins, right?
 	Nn... I see...
Person B 	We're not doubting your strength in the least. It's simply a type of insurance.
 	That's helpful and all, but you won't get a turn. The three of us are gonna take down those pieces of shit ourselves.
Aogiri Bojo 	Well then, we'll... be counting... on you...
 	Alright, let's go. They're guys who'd do something this stupid, so we don't know what they'll do to Bojo-kun's little brother if we're late.
Person C 	Y-yeah! We'll lead the way, so please follow us.
 	Yeah, we'll leave it to you.
Person A & B 	Hehehe...
 	
 	So, is this those fuckin' dealers' HQ?
 	No, that's not it. Today, there's supposed to be a transaction of a huge amount of drugs here.
 	Huh? Getting a hold of scrubs like them ain't gonna make a difference.
 	Hah... Did you even listen to me? I just said a huge amount of drugs! Something like that...
 	It's not something a grunt would do. For a large quantity of something, the amount of money changing hands will be just as big.
 	Just as Rio says. I thought this would have been common knowledge for a yakuza.
 	Ha... drugs are taboo in our family, so I dunno about that shit.
 	Well, it's fine even if you don't know. If you got involved with drugs, I'd toss you into a cell right now.
 	Kh...
 	So, what degree of fighting power does the enemy have?
 	According to my intel, they hired a capable rap team but I didn't catch the specifics of how many people there are.
 	I see. Then it would be best to take into account all possible situations.
 	That's right.
 	No need to do that kinda thing. Knock out every opponent in front of you and it's solved!
 	This is why I can't bear dealing with that simple idiot...
 	Both of you, quiet down.
 	Huh?
 	What's wrong, Rio?
 	I can hear voices in the opposite direction.
 	Huh? Why would--
 	Dumbass! Who the hell talks that loud? There'd be no point in us hiding!
 	The fuck, what the hell're you-- Get your hands off me!
 	I said shut up!!
 	Shh, I won't be able to hear them. Both of you, shut up.
 	Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!
 	AAAAGHHH! SHUT UUUUP!!
 	Hm? Those are...
 	
 	A7... Looks to be over there.
 	What the... there's so many people here...
 	Around twenty or thirty people, it seems.
Asunaro Bojo 	They're my brother's friends.
 	Somehow... they all seem to be scary looking people...
Asunaro Bojo 	Hey, I brought them!
Person D 	Oh, it's Bojo's lil sister! Good job.
Asunaro Bojo 	Heh...
Person E 	There you are, Matenrō! Thank you for coming all the way here.
 	It's only natural to help someone in trouble, so there's no need to thank us.
Person E 	There's just no way we can beat the opposing team no matter what we do... Please, save Aogiri somehow!
 	We're here now, so it's going to be alright. We'll be certain to fight the enemy with all of our strength. Isn't that right, Doppo-kun?
 	Eh, y-yeah, that's right. Speaking of which, has the enemy team not arrived yet?
Person D 	Ah! They'll be here pretty soon, I think...
Person E 	Hey, they're here!
Person A 	You pieces of shit, you kept us waitin'!
Person E 	That's what we should be saying, you scum!
 	The opposing team... has a lot of people too, doesn't it...
 	That large of a group of people certainly isn't just a trivial matter. The question is the degree of said team's ability.
 	That's right.
Person E 	Well then, Matenrō, we'll leave it to you!
 	Now then, which of you will be our opponent?
Person A 	Hehe, don't be in such a rush. We'll leave it to you!
 	W-why are you...?
 	
 	Ah... phew. It's been a while since I've run around like that, it's tiring.
 	Then don't do that shit. Geez, don't be so annoying.
 	Ehehe~ That was fun, right? Let's play cats again, okay?
 	Do what you want, but next time do it when I'm not around.
 	By the way, it's passed the time that we were told to be here... I wonder what could be wrong?
 	Yeah, you're right... On the memo it said to wait here and someone would show up, but...
 	My, my, for Fling Posse to be having a quiet meeting in a place like this... Taking a walk, are we?
 	(That's Jyuto Iruma, I believe he's a policeman... This is troublesome.)
 	Yo, Ramuda... The fuck're you doing?
 	Ah! It's Samatoki-sama! Yahoo~! What're you doing over here?
 	That's what I'm askin', shithead.
 	Heh~! Samatoki-sama's scawy~!
 	My bad, but I ain't fucking around with you, dumbass.
 	Arisugawa, what are you holding in your hands?
 	A-ahaha! N-no big deal, Rio-san! I-It's... nothing...!
 	If it's nothing, then you won't mind handing it over to me.
 	N-n-no, i-it's nothing but it's i-important, so, uh... Y-y'know...
 	Good grief. I'm questioning you as a police officer. Now, won't you hurry up and show us?
 	U-uhh...
 	My, that's the second time you've asked, isn't it? We have the right to refuse. Dice, they will be able to see right through you. Please, use your hands to keep your mouth shut.
 	Nnghmhh!
 	Tch. If you don't want to comply, I have no problem with charging you for obstruction of federal duties and locking you up.
 	Oh my, was that a threat? If that's the case, maybe I should go to the internal audit office and file a complaint? For that matter, you being in a place like this with that yakuza makes you seem significantly more suspicious than us.
 	What'd you say, asshole--
 	Oho, how scary! It seems I really should report this to someone. If you dislike that idea, why don't your turn right back around and--
 	--Shut it.
 	Sorry, what was that? I couldn't quite hear--
 	I said shut it! Enough of you going on and on with your chittering-chattering stream of that impertinent bullshit! Samatoki! Rio! We're knocking out these pieces of shit!
 	I got it without you tellin' me.
 	It can't be helped. It's clear that the cases they have are suspicious. Arisugawa, don't take this personally.
 	Hm... Though I can't say I didn't expect it, this will be an exercise of strength. Rest assured, we have no intention of being taken down quietly either.
 	Haha, that policeman is scary~! But I don't wanna get beaten up either, so I'll resist too!
 	Dice, how long are you planning on keeping your mouth restrained?
 	Mmnngh! Hah, this has become a way bigger deal than I thought, but if it's down to this I've got no choice. Let's go!
 	Fucking dealers, I'll show you hell!
 	
 	Jakurai-san... Why...?
 	That's what I'd like to ask, Ichiro-kun.
 	
 	Hey! You damn white-collar!
 	Heee! C... Can I help you?
 	I must've overestimated you! When I saw you in the final round of the Division Battle, I thought you were super cool!
 	N-no... Why does that have to be an overestimation? I can't get a grasp of this situation at all... And in this circumstance, aren't you the one who's looking down on me?
 	The hell did you say, huh!?
 	Gyaaah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I went too far with what I said. I truly don't think of myself as anything more than human scum!!
 	I'm gonna kick your ass!
 	GHHAAAA!!!
 	You helped out those scum. You're just as guilty!
 	Gh...! (What the hell is he talking about? This is why short-tempered teens are so... No... I hear that the Satori generation of nowadays means that short-tempered kids are rare... So this guy is just a special case.) Saving a young person who's dirtied his hands with wrongdoings... is the duty of an adult!
 	
 	Oh? Middle-schooler over there, aren't you going to rush at me like that one did?
 	I'm not the same as that idiot. Besides, it's pointless trying to talk to guys like you, who are so disconnected from humanity.
 	Hm, that's a strange thing to say. "Disconnected from humanity"? I can't make sense of it.
 	...Are you insane? Following along with people like that...
 	If you want to know why, it's because we have a sense of justice within us.
 	It looks like we're in disagreement.
 	It seems that way.
 	Get ready!
 	Fufufu... I should be saying that to you.
 	
 	Ichiro-kun, why are you affiliated with those men?
 	I... can't tell you that. In my line of work it's taboo to talk about a client... But I wanna ask you the same thing. Really, what's going on here?
 	I, too, have circumstances for not telling you.
 	Jakurai-san... This is you we're talking about. You must have a reason, right?
 	I believe that applies to both of us, doesn't it?
 	Heh. That's right.
 	Haha... Now that I think of it, this is something we've always had in common.
 	Hehe, that stubborn side of us both really hasn't changed!
 	That's right. If these are the circumstances, then trying to talk it out normally is already pointless, isn't it?
 	No hard feelings!
 	Yes, of course.
 	
 	Going on and on with your impertinent linesThat silent meeting, just going for a walk?Arrested for obstructing duties, want to see hell?Your life is in my handsShut up, turn around and leave this placeIf not, you might be exiledI'm telling you, this battle has no plotSomeone like you, you'll never be Hermann Broch
 	U-ugh...! As expected, I'll give you some praise for that one... Now then, it's my turn!
 	Fuu~ I was anticipating refined words from youBut it seems that you're incapableA disgrace to literary cultureMy speech will K.O. your simple-minded languageOh, do excuse me, my sayings are in disarrayThe voices of the noisy bystanders are a chorus of cicadasThere are no honest words to be found hereI alone am an Asura
 	Argh! Gh... Kehehe... Hahahaha! I won't stop attacking until you drop dead! Let's go!
 	
 	Rio-san... Are we really doing this?
 	Arisugawa, prepare yourself. When it comes to a fight, know that I'm not deft enough to hold back. Let's go!
 	Kh...
 	He who acts first wins, I'll execute my missionHolding back is futile when I'm at my true strengthFacing me is proof that you can't winCome to my chopping board, it's like a dish, yoNo matter the beast, they'll throw in the towelI'll hunt down your last supperChoose how you want it to be preparedMy name is Rio, serving up rhymes!
 	Ghhaa!
 	Now, stay down. I won't do anything worse to you.
 	Hehe. I'm not really about justice, but my two pals protected me. I'll keep resisting to the end!
 	No matter how it's prepped, a bet's got appealI'll ask the chef to give me luck and something spicyThe flavor of your rhyme's way too weakYou need some more spices to make it extra hotRather than givin' up, I'll roll the diceLady Luck will keep me in lineNo thrills here, gimme more dopamineMy nerves are quick, here comes the GO sign!
 	Ugh...!
 	I'll say the same thing. Please, stay down. If possible, I don't want to harm you further.
 	Haha. You're looking down on me... Arisugawa, I'm a soldier. I don't need your pity. Come at me with all your strength!
 	Tch... Dammit!
 	
 	Ahaha~! It's been a while since we've battled like this hasn't it, Samatoki?
 	Ah, that's right... Ramuda, why the fuck did you get involved with drugs?
 	Ehh? I don't know anything about that. I really have no idea what's inside those cases!
 	Then hand 'em over. I'll take a look inside for myself.
 	That's a no-no!
 	Heh. Then we've gotta do it, huh!
 	Hey, hey, Samatoki. In our last battle I won, right? So maybe you should back off, since I'll be the winner anyway!
 	Funny... I'll take you up on that provocation of yours.
 	Haha, if that's how you wanna do it I'm on board!Once you've said it you can't take it back, shitheadA stuck-up dumbass shouldn't be gettin' so cockyThat damn smiley mug of yours adds fuel to the fireGot no more interest in the contents of those casesUntil I've stopped you from breathingMy rhymes will pierce through your heart, soHurry up and get crushed by my rhyme and flow
 	Eek... kh...!
 	Ha! I'll give you points for not knocking out already.
 	Upsy-daisy! Samatoki praised me! Then this time I'll praise you, okay?
 	Your rap's not really much better than a thug'sSamatoki-kun's battling with no honor or humanity,I'm not gonna lose, I wanna see tearsAnd I'm super good at rapping!I'll take a big bite out of the forbidden fruitAnd put you to rest, R.I.P-Ramu!It's redundant to say goodbyeBut I'll pour a prayer into this horse's ears
 	Gh...!
 	Ohh! As expected of Samatoki-sama! Even after seeing my hallucinations, you're still conscious! Awesome, I'll compliment you for that!
 	Ah... I'm gonna fuck up that damn smiley mug of yours real fast, get ready!
 	
 	Get ready!
 	I'm real disappointed in you, white-collarYour insides are empty, like a bell-pepperI really thought you were a cool guyBut in the end you're just another Shinjuku ratYou've got me seriously disillusionedSo why don't I give you the winner's exterminationRat poison down your shitty collared neckThe Yamada Bros, we're the White Tiger Unit!
 	Aargh!!
 	Ha! That can't be all the champion's got, right?
 	Ahh... Even if I fall, those two are here. They'll definitely be able to do something... But I don't want that! I'll be that kid's strength too!
 	Thank you, first of all I'll take that with graceEven though you're a brat, there must be something good about youWell, losing in the first round must mean you're just an amateurI'm still quietly burning despite my ageI want to be strong for that innocent childAnd for that reason, I'm letting out the adrenalineGrab a pen and start writing so you can take noteA brat shouldn't get so cocky, get that in your head.
 	Waaahh! Hah... hah... Ehehe, I knew you weren't bad... But that's not enough to take me out! Let's go, white-collar!
 	Alright!
 	
 	Now then, middle schooler, are you ready?
 	Heh, I'd like to ask the same. Are you really prepared to take me on?
 	Fufufu... I don't dislike that attitude of yours.
 	Hah! Well, I dislike flashy guys like you.
 	That's unfortunate. Then, I won't hold back!
 	You're a troublesome middle-schooler, huhActing like a hero when an adult's around?I'm gonna teach you something really scary nowMy first rate skills are way greater than yoursIn order to teach you, I'm comin' atcha!I'm a real God in the flesh, haha!That mic looks like a toy in your handEven chrysanthemum flowers fade away, lil' guy
 	Aaarrghhh!
 	The just will win. That's the way of the world.
 	Ahaha... What do you mean by "just"? I could laugh!
 	Do you even hear the threats you're making?Chrysanthemums? I'll offer some at your graveI'll rub your nose in that narcissism of yoursIf you get too cocky, you're gonna get sunkI'm going to exterminate some demons right hereSince I want to do what my brother asked of meThis is a one-way ticket to the topYour rap is like the paper tissue I blow my nose in
 	Ugh...! Gh!
 	You said that justice wins? Once you can't stand any more, I guess that theory will be proven right!
 	Gh... Heheh, interesting. You're very interesting! The one who's right is the one who remains standing at the end! Will you let this star-filled sky be our witness?
 	Stop trying to be cool and come at me!
 	You don't have to tell me, let's go!
 	
 	It's about time that you and I metThere's no need for you to collab, right, Doc?I dunno your reasons, but I'll take the first shotMan is proposing right now so God better waitI've got no grudge against you butMy bad, this is the do-or-die momentThe boy who used to look up to youIs now the winner who's gonna put the king to rest
 	Ggh...! Gah!
 	I probably shouldn't say this right now, but... I like battling you, Doc.
 	I'm glad to hear that. Seeing how you've continued to grow stronger awakens my motivations as well.
 	Jakurai-san...
 	However, saying that means that I can't hand the win over to you so easily! Here I go!
 	While I understand your passionPerfectly clear in those eyes of yoursWhy do we snarl at each other, here in great TokyoI'm asking today, if a day will come that we will knowThere is nothing higher than the seat of the kingLooking up from below, you'll see only its three legsI am the gatekeeper to darkness, the great King EnmaIt seems that victory is not in your fate.
 	Aarghh!! Ugh...!
 	Growth is not a right that's limited only to the young!
 	Like I figured, your attack power's become a lot stronger since then... But...
 	It looks like we can both still go on. Well then, give me your continuation!
 	Let's go!
 	
 	(Fuck... I don't wanna admit it, but that piece of shit Ramuda is pretty good...)
 	(Tch... Samatoki Aohitsugi... If I keep taking his attacks head-on, he might be able to knock me out with one more.)
 	Oi, Ramuda.
 	What's up?
 	Looks like we're both at our limits.
 	Looks like it.
 	Better clench your asshole real tight. I'm comin' at you full-force!
 	Ahaha~ Thanks for the warning!
 	I'm gonna beat your-- What the--!?
 	Huh?!
 	This is...!
 	The sound...
 	... disappeared!
 	Is that the...!?
 	Hypnosis Canceller...
Zannen Tobari 	My, my! You really showed us something spectacular! But I suppose it would be more accurate to say this was expected of Fling Posse and MAD TRIGGER CREW.
 	Who... is that...?
 	Aahh! That guy! He's the one who gave me this job!
 	As I recall, his name is...
 	Zannen. The fuck're you here for?!
Zannen Tobari 	Hahaha! Why am I here, you ask? Isn't it obvious? I came here to put you all through something terrible.
 	Fuck did you say, shitbag? You lookin' down on me!? I'll wipe the floor with you before you get a chance!
Zannen Tobari 	Hehe... Can you really, when you're already so worn out?
 	Samatoki... Do you know him?
 	This fuckin' worm was part of a team I used to lead.
Zannen Tobari 	A worm? How rude. If we're being compared to insects, I think it suits you much better right now with how battered you look.
 	This situation... Did you set this shit up somehow!?
Zannen Tobari 	Oh my... You've got good judgment, haven't you? It's exactly as you say. I took responsibility for working out all the intricate details -- popularising the Grasshopper in this neighbourhood, having Samatoki-san's clan as well as that policeman zeroing in on it, and leaking this location.
 	That's it...? You popularised a drug that dangerous just for this!?
Zannen Tobari 	And for the finishing touch, I had Arisugawa-san over there help me out a little.
 	Eh? Me!?
Zannen Tobari 	Didn't I have you transport that case? It was difficult, you know, tricking you into that gamble so you'd go broke.
 	Hah... Dice, of course you were deceived.
 	No, no, no! I don't really care about bringing the case! But did you just say all of this was a trick!?
Zannen Tobari 	Yes, I did.
 	Wh-wh-wh-why did you do that!? Gimme my money back!
Zannen Tobari 	What an odd thing to say. Haven't I already given it back to you in the form of your advance?
 	Ah, that's right... So that means… being happy about that makes me look like an idiot!?
 	You are not 'like' an idiot, you truly are an idiot. Honestly...
 	Ahahahaha! Dice is an idiot!
 	You guys...! What's the big idea, calling your good buddy an idiot!
 	Aaahh, shut it!! You fuckers need to shut up for a second!!
Zannen Tobari 	Ahem. It seems that you don't fully understand the nature of the situation.
 	There are roughly a hundred people.
 	Tch... We can't use our mics, and we're completely exhausted. We've been cornered.
 	Zannen. Looks like you've really only got one shitty trick, huh, always surrounding yourself with these useless bagworms. Guess I'll start calling you a fuckin' pest collector.
Zannen Tobari 	Hmph, you can call me whatever you like. Those 'bagworms' are the ones who'll be taking you down. Get them.
Thugs 	Aaaaahh!!
 	YOU SHITHEADS--!!
 	
 	Hah... Hah... Wh-What is this?
Zansei Tobari 	Hahahaha! You look real pathetic!
 	Hah... Hah... I'm sure that's...
 	Zansei Tobari!
Zansei Tobari 	Hey, get them tied up while they're still weak!
Thugs 	Yes!
Zansei Tobari 	Hehe! We can wrap up that stiff acting now too, huh!
 	Ugh! Let go of me!
Aogiri Bojo 	Sorry!
 	What the hell!? Aogiri! What the hell's going on!!
Aogiri Bojo 	I... didn't have a choice but to do this.
Thug A 	Hey! Stay quiet and let me tie you up!
 	What's going on, you two!
Asunaro Bojo 	I'm sorry...
 	What's going on here... Asunaro?
Asunaro Bojo 	Sorry...
Zansei Tobari 	Hahaha! We only let these two get close to you to make fools of you later!
 	Aogiri! Is what he's saying for real!?
Aogiri Bojo 	I'm... really sorry...
 	Asunaro... Why would you do this?
Asunaro Bojo 	Hh...
Zansei Tobari 	Hahahaha! Good, good! You wanna say it, but you won't, huh? But that's proof of your loyalty!
 	You bastard… What the hell're you talking about!?
Zansei Tobari 	Haha! We told them not to disclose any of the info we entrusted them with to you. They way they're protecting that so stubbornly is making me laugh so much I could shit myself!
 	You asshole... What the hell did you do to them!?
Zansei Tobari 	Hahaha! All I did was kidnap their little bro. A kid that much younger is that much cuter, huh? All I had to do was let them hear his weak little voice and they said, “We’ll do anything, so please don't hurt our little brother!” and caved right away! Hey, bring him over!
Kaede Bojo 	Onii-chan, onee-chan!
Aogiri Bojo & Asunaro Bojo	Kaede!
 	You're an unpleasant man, as always.
Zansei Tobari 	Say whatever you want, I've got you all dancing in the palm of my hand.
Zannen Tobari 	To be more accurate they're in my hands, not yours, big brother.
Zansei Tobari 	Oh! Zannen, you're here! So? How about the result on your end?
Zannen Tobari 	Of course, it was excellent.
 	Ichiro? Why the fuck're you here!?
 	Samatoki... I should be the one asking you that!
 	Gh! That old man Jakurai is here too...
 	Amemura-kun... Do you understand the situation we're in?
Zansei Tobari 	What a nice view, letting your idiotic faces dangle like this!
Zannen Tobari 	Fufufu... Things going exactly as I expected is really a great feeling, isn't it?
 	Zannen, you prick, why the hell'd you do this?
Zannen Tobari 	Yet again, you're saying strange things. Is it because I've given you all such a hard time? I'm sure there are plenty of reasons that might come to mind, but in this case, the cause isn't a grudge from the past.
 	Then what's this about?
Zannen Tobari 	The Division Battle. I couldn't stand you all becoming so self-important just because you participated in that farce. That's why I challenged you all to a street-style battle.
 	What the hell's street-style about this?!
Zannen Tobari 	Oh? I'm more conscious than anyone of what goes on in the streets, you know.
 	Like always, you pieces of shit really are even lower than maggots!
Zannen Tobari 	You can say whatever you want to me, but I really don't think anything of it when you're tied up like that, ahaha!
 	I couldn't care less about your goals. Instead, tell me why you scum have the Hypnosis Canceller.
Zannen Tobari 	Ah, you want to know about that? That's...
Hitaki Tsumabira 	That is because I'm here.
 	That's... the Vice Chief of the Administrative Inspection Bureau!
 	(Huh… Hitaki Tsumabira, huh… Looks like someone interesting was in the underworld…)
Zannen Tobari 	Tsumabira-san? I thought you wouldn't be appearing front and center?
Hitaki Tsumabira 	Fufu... As I thought, I wanted to look at the miserable faces of these four teams firsthand.
Zannen Tobari 	Well then, look to your heart's content.
Hitaki Tsumabira 	Fufu... Good... Good! These foolish men on their knees before me… Ahaha, more! Please pervert those faces of yours even more.
Zannen Tobari 	I see you still have the same interests...
 	Vice Chief, why would you collaborate with these people!?
Hitaki Tsumabira 	... shouldn't...
 	What?
Hitaki Tsumabira 	A filthy man like you shouldn't dare speak to me without permission!! Zannen! Zansei! Get rid of these irreverent men at once!
Zannen Tobari 	And that's how it is. Now it's time for us to expel you from the world of the living.
Zansei Tobari 	Hehehe! Don't worry. We'll put your through so much agony there won't be a trace of you left.
Hitaki Tsumabira 	Hehehe~! It's impossible for you to use your microphones with the hypnosis canceller. What's more, we have the true hypnosis microphone. Let me see your faces distorted in pain from having been so one-sidedly defeated!
 	Kh... You assholes...
Hitaki Tsumabira 	Now, go and get them! Huh... Who just used the Canceller?
 	Honestly... Who gave you permission to use the canceller?
Hitaki Tsumabira 	I-I-Ichijiku-sama... Why... are you in a place like this?
 	That's because, Tsumabira, I came here to punish you.
Hitaki Tsumabira 	P-P-Please, forgive me! I only planned on using the Canceller a little...
 	It's not just about you taking the canceller without permission. There's plenty more, Tsumabira.
Hitaki Tsumabira 	W-What could you possibly mean? Investigating me entirely would be–
 	Human trafficking. Illegal drug trafficking. Corporate embezzlement.
Hitaki Tsumabira 	Hh–! I... I beg for forgiveness...!
 	Tsumabira... This is your punishment!
 	Staring at me in silence after doing what you wantYou've really done it now, gathered here like scumDoing something underhanded for your shallow desiresI won't stop until I've punished all the traitorsDo you even understand who I am?Tossing aside you lower-class, resistance is futile from peasantsMy name is Ichijiku KadenokojiOnce I sink my fangs into you, you won't live to see sunrise
Hitaki Tsumabira 	Aaaaahhhh!!
 	I'll be taking this back. Now then...
Zannen Tobari 	Kh... What do you plan on doing? Are you going to punish us as well?
 	Know your place. There's no need for me to deal with trash like you myself, is there?
Zansei Tobari 	Th-Then what're you gonna do?
 	I won't do anything. I'll leave this up to you idiotic men, do whatever you like.
Zannen Tobari 	Hahaha, that was an annoying woman, but her leaving the situation like this...
Zansei Tobari 	She scared us, but we've still got about a hundred guys on our side. You guys can't move an inch.
Zannen Tobari 	Basically, our advantage hasn't changed in the slightest.
 	Dammit! If I could just untie these ropes...
Aogiri Bojo 	Jiro-kun, I'm sorry! I'm untying you now!
 	Aogiri... you...!
Aogiri Bojo 	This is all I can do...
 	We're definitely gonna talk this out later, but for now untie the others too. I'll buy you some time!
Aogiri Bojo 	Y-Yeah!
 	Y-You…
Asunaro Bojo 	I'll get you untied soon, so just wait... I know I don't have any right to say this but... please help us!!
 	Heh... Leave it to me!
 	Hey, white-collar.
 	W-What?
 	What... was your name again?
 	It's Kannonzaka.
 	Not that, your first name!
 	It's... Doppo, but--
 	Alright, Doppo. You and me are gonna buy some time!
 	Uh... Yeah! Leave it to me, Jiro-kun!
 	Let's go!!
 	Yeah!!
 	I'm real exhausted, lemme warm upIt's fucking cold but I'm not letting you through
 	No matter what last minute adversity we're amidstWe won't go easy, now pay close attention
 	Being outnumbered?We'll overcome it no problem.
 	Even just a couple short bars are enoughBring it on, we're taking you idiots down
 	This is a graveyard for you scum.
Thugs 	Aaaaahhh!!
Zannen Tobari 	C'mon, let's go!
 	There's too many of them!
 	Just a little longer... A little longer and Nii-chan and everyone will...!
 	Sorry for the wait!
 	Nii-chan!
 	Doppo-kun, you did very well.
 	Doctor!
 	Ramuda, can you keep goin'?
 	Ahahaha~! I might already be done for~! So gimme a piggyback, Samatoki!
 	Hah, seems like you're fine.
 	Can you still fight, middle schooler?
 	Heh, I could say the same, I'm curious to know if you can still fight.
 	Fufufu... Well then, let's fight together!
 	I'd usually say no, but... I'll make an exception and give you my help.
 	Hey, liar over there. Show me that you've got some guts. You can still fight, can't you?
 	I don't really have any so-called guts, so I simply can't rap any longer...
 	Do it even if you can't! If you don't, I'll lock you up!
 	Good grief. I don't particularly like 'where there's a will, there's a way', but in this case I suppose don't have a choice.
 	Never woulda thought I'd be teaming up with you, Rio-san!
 	That's right. Arisugawa, if you too are a soldier, demonstrate your strength.
 	A sol-dier? I'm a gambler, though... Well, whatever! Either way, doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna go all out!
 	I'm going to make them regret having ensnared a soldier.
 	Kh... You'd better prepare yourselves!
Everyone 	Aaaahhh!!!
Zannen Tobari 	SHIT!!
Zansei Tobari 	DAMMIT!!!
 	
Aogiri Bojo & Asunaro Bojo	Kaede!!
Kaede Bojo 	Waaahhh!! Onii-chan!! Onee-chan!!
Aogiri Bojo 	Thank goodness you're safe... Kaede!! I'm really... really glad!!
 	Well, I guess this case is closed.
 	I don't appreciate being fooled, but I can't say anything after seeing a sight like that.
 	Yeah... I was planning on threatening Aogiri good and proper once everything was done with, but right now I'll let him enjoy that his siblings are safe.
 	Doctor, good work today.
 	Ah, Hifumi-kun, Doppo-kun, you both worked hard too. I'm glad we were able to bring back the true meaning of that girl's smile.
 	When she's laughing like that, she looks innocent and cute like a kid her age should.
 	That's right. (Are they using children like her for their own means within Chuohku as well? Their corruption continues to grow faster and faster...)
 	At least the Grasshopper'll stop spreading around for now.
 	Yeah. We've caught the Tobari brothers, and we'll be disposing of everything they have.
 	You say that, but it ain't like the drugs are vanishing altogether, right?
 	... That's right. But I'm absolutely going to eradicate every trace. That's why I'm here, after all... Crap, I messed up--
 	Hm? Are the two of you hungry? If that's the case, let's go to my base and have a late night meal. I should have some balut left over...
 	Ghh--! Ba-Balut?!
 	Oi, the hell is this 'balut' thing...?
 	Hm? You don't know? Balut is a duck egg in mid-fertilization that--
 	Woah, woah, woah, don't tell me the rest...
 	Man, those guys were crazy.
 	That's right. They were even lower than beasts.
 	Ehehe~ They've been pretty scary ever since back in the day!
 	Hm? Ramuda. When you say 'back in the day', do you mean you knew those men? If you knew who they were, why didn't you inform us as soon as you heard their names?
 	Ehehe~! Sorry, sorry! I didn't start to remember 'til I saw their faces!
 	Hmm, I see... Was that it?
 	Aaaahhh!!
 	Oh you scared me-- Dice, please don't scream out of the blue like that. What's wrong?
 	I... I didn't get the rest of the cash from that guy! But this is pretty risky, huh, that cop is here too…
 	Honestly, you're so...
 	Hahaha!
 	If you had not accepted such a suspicious job in the first place, this would never have happened. Please meditate on your actions at least a little.
 	Ahahaha...
 	Like I thought... it won't change without us...
 	Nii-chan?
 	Ichi-nii?
 	No, it's nothing! Let's take the top in the next battle!
 	Yeah!
 	
 	May I enter?
 	Please do.
 	Pardon my intrusion. I will now state my report. Vice Chief of the Administrative Inspection Bureau, Hitaki Tsumabira, was dealt with today, 20XX. What shall we do for her successor?
 	Well done. I'll leave it to you.
 	Understood! I will offer the position to a person who has shown great effort in furthering the development of Chuohku!
 	Ahahaha! Your speech is as stiff as always, huh! Are you some kinda soldier from back in the day?
 	What are you doing here, Rei Amayado?!
 	Ooh, scary, scary, don't glare at me like that~ No one's gonna want you for a bride at this rate, but, ah, you're like that, right? Towards men--
 	Gh...! You bastard--!
 	Ichijiku. Stop that immediately.
 	I-I'm very sorry.
 	I called him here.
 	There ya have it. Or do you want me to tell you again why a man like me can come in and outta Chuohku as I please?
 	Tch, forget it! You're a pain to listen to so keep your mouth shut.
 	I'll be having him make big steps in the next Division Battle.
 	Then... you intend to let this man participate!?
 	Yes. I'm leaving a new division to him.
 	Why? This man...
 	He is the most untrustworthy man in this world. However, he's also the man I can trust the most. Because, he can be bought with money. There is no one you can present to me who would be willing to betray people to the same extent as this man. Aside from me, no one would consent to giving so much money to a man like him.
 	However...
 	Furthermore, Ramuda Amemura is still unreliable.
 	Is that... true?
 	That's how it is. If I get out there, it'll be easier to get a lot of things and people moving. Also, it'll take a little longer to get the finished product. Once it's done, the monitoring system'll be almost perfect, right?
 	Exactly. Before he breaks, I'd like to receive the finished product.
 	Sure. Well, just wait a li'l bit more. Alright, I'm gonna head out. Seems like Ichijiku-chan wants me to hurry up and get outta here too, eh?
 	Kh–! Amayado, you bastard! How many times have I told you not to refer to me that way!
 	Ooh, how scary~ Later! Ah, that's right, Otome. Since I'm heading to a division way out there, I might not be able to move as freely as usual if something goes down.
 	I understand.
 	Later~
 	Tch! Vulgar man!
 	Fufufu... That goes unsaid. Despite what I mentioned before, I learned long ago that his goal is not money alone. He thinks that he's using us, but we'll be having the last laugh... Fufufu...
 	
 	Hehe... So I can be bought, huh? Are you sure about that? Now... I'm looking forward to how those guys'll move too...
==Trivia==
* The title might be a reference to the Beastie Boys' song Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win (listen here).
*Ramuda uses an idiom in the final line of his rap that is a play on the kanji for 'horse' (馬) in Samatoki's name. The original saying is, "Reading the nenbutsu into a horse's ear," meaning that there is no point preaching to the deaf, however, Ramuda alters the saying so that he will recite the nenbutsu (a Buddhist meditation chant) into this particular "horse's" ears.
==Credits==
*Translation by Serpenscape
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