Rayman + Despicable Me: Cake Cessation (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Rayman + Despicable Me: Cake Cessation written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Minding Our Business".
==Plot==
(In the Glade of Dreams in the tent, Polokus watch over the worlds by the paintings with Murfy flying by to visit to check on Polokus on the process on the worlds)
*Polokus: Ah. Worlds in peace. Universes are capable to protect themselves from the nightmares. What could make a good dream?
*Murfy: Hello Polokus! I'm just here to check by your place. How's the worlds doing in the universe?
*Polokus: Good to see you Murfy. It seems that the worlds are doing fine right now. Especially in the other worlds we know like the world where the supervillain turn into a father.
*Murfy: Isn't that the same guy that stole and shrunk a Moon in space?
*Polokus: You got that right. We're going to check how our friends are doing. While the next nightmare attack is approaching, I wonder how Rayman and the friends are doing. *make a bubble to watch over Rayman in his house*
(At Rayman's house, Rayman is seen relaxing on a bean bag as Globox and Barbara wake up with the Grand Minimus as they meet up with Rayman in the living room)
*Globox: Yo, Rayman, what's up?
*Rayman: Hello there you guys. Is the Sun up yet?
*Barbara: The Sun is back up, ready to shine for your morning.
*Rayman: Ah, yeah. You know the big ball of fire that give us skylight and the blue sky.
*Grand Minimus: Our lives have been peaceful after all these battles in the worlds. We are kicking off with a new week.
*Rayman: That's what I wanna hear.
*Globox: We should really get ourselves some plum juice.
*Barbara: Plum juice in the house!
*Grand Minimus: Plum juice is the best drink to wake up in the morning.
*Rayman: I thought orange juice and coffee wake you up. We got a taste of flavor to make when we get up from our beds.
*Globox: I'm always rolling in.
*Barbara: Who's going to cut off a minotaur the first thing in the morning?
*Grand Minimus: I would shrunk it into a mini-me.
*Rayman: Ha. You're laughing off my day, Minimus.
*Grand Minimus: Oh my. The humor. A hilarious way to kick off our start of the day.
(Polokus and Murfy continue to watch Rayman and his friends as a painting reveals Gru's worlds with people walking and Minions working in Gru's lab)
*Polokus: Ah. More incomes.
*Murfy: It's just the showing of the worlds. Gru's world is one of them.
*Polokus: I see what's cooking. If I were to visit Gru and his family, I would have visited them now for a heads up.
*Murfy: Checking by, huh?
*Polokus: It's my choice.
*Murfy: It has always been your choice. I wonder how Gru and Lucy are doing with the missions right now if they are still staying up all night to fight crime in the streets?
(At Gru's world at night in a entertainment party place, a theft sneak into the place by using a glass cutter to make a hole to sneak into the place by the door as he walk through the tables, the animatronics designed as animals and walk through the back room to create a weapon based on a ray gun)
*???: Time for some entertainment.
(The theft walk through the stage with a show while no one is seated, but only the theft is presenting the show for himself)
*???: Ladies and gentlemen! It's show time! What kind of clown would make a perfect round-up of juggling balls. *juggle some balls* One, two, three, four, five. Now how about some balloon popping? *blow a balloon and pop it with a needle* Perfect. If you are going to see be burn up this piano, I'm going to burn up this keyboard player right away.
*Gru: *show up with his dart gun* Or not.
*???: Gru?
*Gru: Dolf? The Clown?
*Dolf: Nah. It's too late. I'm blowing up the circus place! *kick Gru*
*Gru: Arugh! You won't get away Dolf!
*Dolf: You can't catch me, agent. *run off* Ah ha ha ha, ha ha!
*Gru: Lucy, he's on the run!
*Lucy: I got him on track. *use her freeze gun to freeze at the door and everywhere in the place*
*Dolf: What? Nothing can stop me through my heist.
*Lucy: Wanna escape? You gotta pass me first.
*Dolf: Let's get this dance party started! *fight Lucy by punching and kicking her*
*Lucy: Miss a shot? *karate kick at Dolf*
*Dolf: *break out of the entertainment place* Ow. What was that kick?
*Lucy: *look at Dolf on the ground in the hole* Is he dead?
*Gru: Eh. Probably.
*Dolf: *get up* Not so fast. *shoot on the door to blast at Lucy*
*Gru: Hey!
*Dolf: If it isn't the infamous Agent Gru, I would love to have a fight with you.
*Gru: Not 'til you apologize to my wife!
*Dolf: She's your wife?! *fight Gru*
*Lucy: *frozen on ice with only moving her head* Can someone get me out of this ice. It's cold on the inside.
*Gru: *jump and kick Dolf to the kitchen* Ah ha!
*Dolf: *shoot darts all over the place for Gru to dodge* You can't get away with the darts, Gru.
*Gru: Not a chance. *hold a dart and blast it at the kitchen*
*Dolf: *crash from the kitchen exploding* Aah! *scream and blast to the stage*
*Gru: What a show! Now you're going to real Jail.
*Dolf: *get up* Uh uh uh. *roll and trip over Gru*
*Gru: Whoa! What is wrong with you? *get slammed by Dolf*
*Dolf: You can see the piece of me on the stage. *fight over Gru*
*Lucy: *try to get out of the ice prison* Errr, come on. Why does this frozen ice prison have to be so solid?
*Gru: I'll be there in a minute. *roll and fight Dolf*
*Dolf: Not in a hour. *roll over Gru while breaking all the tables*
*Lucy: Look like I'm just gonna sit there until the agents come to unfreeze me with a flamethrower.
*Gru: I don't wanna burn you. I love you! *kick Dolf to the animatronics*
*Dolf: Aurgh! *destroy all the animatronics* Animals! I hate getting rabies.
*Gru: Are you going to quit or what?
*Dolf: Not in a lifetime. *hold his toxic gun at Gru*
*Gru: Oh, you wanna burn me in toxic now, cause I'm arresting you for doing bad guy stuff.
*Dolf: I always do bad guy stuff. The world know my name and that proves, I will turn the whole world into clowns and run my circus as a big time carnival.
*Gru: That will never happen at all. *use his blast gun to shoot at Dolf as Dolf dodge with the blast destroying the stage and almost half of the entertainment place* Holy fire! Did you see that?
*Lucy: Told you he would escape like that.
*Gru: We're fired... again.
*Dolf: *show up and hit Gru with his chop* Heh heh heh. Who's the clown now.
*Lucy: No! You won't do this to my baby! *use her strength to break free out of her ice prison by screaming*
*Dolf: What the funk?
*Lucy: You defeat my husband, I defeat you next.
*Dolf: You're next, agent lady. *fight Lucy*
*Lucy: *jump and kick Dolf*
*Dolf: Prepare for a lesson, or two, with a balloon!
*Lucy: Not in a moment. *point her Zapp Lipstick Taser toward Dolf*
*Dolf: A lipstick? Ha! A lipstick won't save your life like being fall out of a plane. *get electrocuted by Lucy's Zapp Lipstick Taser*
*Lucy: LIPSTICK TASER!!! *see Dolf fall out in his defeat*
*Gru: *get up* We did it, did we?
*Lucy: That clown has been outnumbered and is no match to defeat the disband the A.V.L.
*Gru: Ha! That serves him right for trying to blow up that party place.
*Lucy: Mission complete.
*Gru: You mean like mission accomplished.
*Lucy: The victory names don't matter. We just did our best on completing our jobs.
*Gru: If we track down the villain, then we're good to go outside.
*Lucy: Serve me a new medal for a agent.
(After the heist in the entertainment place, the A.V.L. show up by their cars as they arrest Dolf the Clown for his crimes with Gru and Lucy accomplishing the mission with the boss Valerie Da Vinci showing up to give a heads up on Gru and Lucy)
*Gru: Valerie, we did it. We finally complete another night mission on the scale of criminals trying to break into a place when closed.
*Valerie: You have done well Gru. You should have beat the clock the next time when you should have finish in just two minutes!
*Lucy: Two minutes? It was more than five when we first beat him in battle.
*Valerie: I do not mean by overtime. The world is not done trying to get rid of supervillains and other crimes, but we are still fighting for the end of crime in the real-world.
*Gru: Burglars, thieves, bandits. All type of criminals we see every day on our cameras.
*Lucy: What about the robbers? You know these type of people that rob a bank to get some moneybags and somehow get arrested by the police department.
*Valerie: Also robbed houses like what did robbers did to my grandpa's house in 1980.
*Gru: That beat off the hook like jumping the shark.
*Lucy: No one jumped a shark on a surf stand.
*Police #1: Get inside Dolf. Your clown trick days are over.
*Police #2: Time to go to Jail, loser! *drag Dolf into the police car*
*Dolf: You won't get away with this Mr. Gru and Ms. Lucy! You will all pay for everything for ruining my ca- *get hit by the car door closing* Ah!
*Police Chief: Let's hit on the road on the way back to the department!
*Valerie: *see the police officers get into their cars as they left with the agents scanning all the damage caused by Dolf in the entertainment place* This entertainment place will have to go under repairments for days and scale to a number of five in one week to get this messed fixed up. No one want to see a baby trying over a ruined birthday cake.
*Gru: Nah. I don't want my cake to be burned up in pieces.
*Lucy: If it was for pineapple pizza as the meal order, it would have been worse.
*Valerie: Talk about baloney here you two. *see a portal open up in front of her and her agents* Excuse me? What is this?
*Lucy: It's a portal opening up. We're not expecting to see something dangerous coming into our way.
*Gru: Oh come on. We just completed the mission. What do we expect to have more bad guys coming over to face our gadgets? *see Polokus come out of the portal by landing* What the?
*Polokus: *get up and take a deep breath* Aah. Night shines into the dark.
*Gru: Oh hey Globox, I didn't see you- Wait, you're not Globox. Are you-
*Polokus: Polokus it is.
*Gru: Ah. Polokus. I didn't recognize you by the face. How it's going? Why are you spying on me like that?
*Polokus: I were not expecting to spy on you. I just wanted to show up and check on you two.
*Lucy: Already when it's like midnight on the next day?
*Valerie: What does this old stranger want?
*Gru: Oh, no. He's our ally. He's a friend of the limbless hero Rayman who defeated a thousand of nightmares in the Glade of Dreams.
*Polokus: You guys are still keeping up the great work. Go out there and face more crime. The world is counting on you and your job!
*Gru: It's a whole wide world out here with the best of both worlds and no, I don't take orders from elders who have a bad habit of not remembering the past.
*Murfy: *pop out of the portal* Heyo! What are we doing here? Did anyone left some gummy sharks after the end of the mission we didn't participate in?
*Valerie: You are not in charge here! What are you again? A frog-mosquito hybrid?
*Murfy: I'm a greenbottle. Like a frog with wings.
*Valerie: I thought a ant have wings like a butterfly. Get out of my sight.
*Murfy: Whatever. *meet up with Gru and Lucy as he approach them with a hug* Oh Gru and Lucy. You guys are like the best agents in the Anti-Villain League. I wish Rayman and the gang could join in the fun and blast those bad people out.
*Gru: Get off me greenbottle! *disgust* Oh, the cooties. I almost ate a fly on a cake at my seventh birthday.
*Lucy: You got some funny moments there from your childhood, Gru.
*Gru: It's not funny. I'm just embarrassed at my school past.
*Lucy: Everyone have a tough school past. Especially in middle school at its worst.
*Polokus: You got a question to share Felonius Gru?
*Gru: No. Not at all. Will you get out of the way?
*Polokus: Okay. *step back* I'm just stepping back. Stepping back from your space.
*Gru: Alright. You can go home now and stop bothering us from the bubbles you watch. I don't care.
*Lucy: *see the CEO of the entertainment place show up* Gru, look!
*Gru: Huh?
*Matt: Hello. Are you the Anti-Villain League?
*Valerie: Yes we are. Thank you for asking.
*Matt: One of your agents have saved my place from being burned by that clown criminal. I would like to congrats you guys for saving Matt's FunHouse Pizzeria for taking down the villain.
*Gru: This FunHouse is a pizza place?
*Lucy: Much like Domino's.
*Matt: As a token of yours. Have the six cupcakes on the box as your reward. You truly own a nice reward for your heroic actions. *give the cupcake box to Gru*
*Gru: Thank you. What is that? Is the flavor coconut?
*Matt: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate. Two equals the same fraction to make a six.
*Gru: No no no. I have two strawberry flavors, two vanilla flavors and two chocolate flavors on my box. That make six cupcakes to take home. Does that make a coincidence and difference?
*Matt: Both.
*Lucy: We are really going to have a bite of the cupcakes. What will the kids get out of the treats?
*Matt: I got you a free birthday cake for you two! *give a birthday cake box to Lucy*
*Lucy: Ooh. It's not our birthday. But thanks for the offer.
*Murfy: I could really have a taste on the frosting on top.
*Polokus: Or the tasty pound cake on the inside.
*Valerie: You two owe me a cupcake cookie.
*Gru: A cupcake cookie? Really?
*Lucy: You mean a sugar cookie?
*Valerie: Nah. I'm pulling your legs. Have the best rest of your day with the treats.
*Matt: You guys are free to come to my place anytime. If you have a party setting up for your kids, just give me a call and we can hook up a free birthday party for your kids.
*Gru: Thank you, but no thank you. Thanks for the offer, but we got some agent work to do all over international and we got a ton of babysitting to take care of in the lab.
*Matt: You guys own a lab?
*Lucy: It's a very secretly lab you don't wanna hear of.
*Matt: Does it contain potion bars and chemicals?
*Gru: We're not scientists. You're making fun of us, are you?
*Matt: Of course not. Go take your kids to have ice cream and flip off to the beach. I bet you will have a lot of coffee smiling on your cup.
*Gru: Well thanks. I don't take orders from managers from places I don't work at.
*Matt: You're the famous one, right? Also, I heard you stole a Moon from space.
*Gru: Don't talk about it.
*Matt: Uh, okay? I should be minding your business as always.
*Valerie: It is a honor to thank for giving us the offers and appreciation. I hope you can come back soon once we save your family place against from these criminal bongs.
*Matt: I will always give you the gifts once these bad guys try to take down my place again.
*Gru: We should have been heading home.
*Lucy: It's getting late to clock out after our mission.
*Valerie: Case cleared. We're good to go now as the place is fully secured from the bad guys behind the cities.
*Polokus: You Gru-san. Take care. We'll be back with another mission on the go.
*Gru: Whatever. Thanks for visiting. Just to annoy us for a distraction.
*Polokus: Whatever distraction comes to break the fourth wall. *laugh*
*Murfy: And now, we're out. *he and Polokus return to the portal back to their world*
*Gru: I don't break walls. It's going to be a bumpy ride back home, right Lucy?
*Lucy: Let's hope not for the better. Unless we ran out of gas and we have to buy more with a gallon.
*Valerie: The mission has been accomplished.
(All the agents including Gru and Lucy enter their cars as they head out of Matt's FunHouse Pizzeria after being secured from the crimes)
RAYMAN + DESPICABLE ME
CAKE CESSATION
(The next morning after defeating Dolf at Matt's FunHouse Pizzeria by the time the agents returned to the Anti-Villain League headquarters, Gru and Lucy are driving on their way back home as they are now driving on the road with the background song "Despicable Me" by Pharrell Williams plays as Gru and Lucy are driving throughout the traffic with the cupcake and cake boxes on the backseat of the Grumobile)
*Gru: *beep his car* Come on. Let's go already. We all gotta get home for breakfast!
*Lucy: Gru, it's just the traffic. Traffic always happen.
*Gru: But not all the time, especially when people are rushing to head over to work. That's the problem.
*Lucy: The traffic won't last long forever.
*Gru: Whatever. *see the cars go* And now we can go.
*Lucy: Thank you.
(Gru continue to drive with Lucy as we see the cars go by with people walking on the streets with some walking their dogs as well owners opening up their stores. The traffic lights stop by yellow and red for the cars to stop with the traffic lights hitting the green light as Gru continue to drive as he and Lucy head over to the neighborhood.)
*Gru: Lonely day, isn't it?
*Lucy: Even the Sun is still shining.
*Gru: When I'm walking on broken glass. You know what I'm saying?
*Lucy: *laugh* You're very funny Gru.
*Gru: I can make fun whatever I like. No matter what the people say, I always have the right to strive into laugher.
*Lucy: The laugher it is. The laugher it could get.
*Gru: *park his car close to the garage* Home sweet home.
*Lucy: Another day in another agent's life.
*Gru: A agent work is always done. Time to go set up the day.
*Lucy: On a Tuesday.
(Gru and Lucy get out of the car as they grab the cupcake and cake boxes to walk into the house as they walk into the living room to check where the girls and the Minions are as the background song ends)
*Gru: Girls, we're home. Girls? Minions? Where did they go? They didn't sneak out to the movies last night.
*Lucy: They never sneak out at a young age. You know where they headed?
*Gru: I'm surprised they're not home. Maybe they're at the bedroom. I'll go check. *check the girls' bedroom* Nope. Not in there. *check the bathroom* Nah. *check the garage* Nope. Weird, isn't it. Who sleeps in a garage? *check the attic* Girls! Where are you hiding? Come out whatever you are. I am not playing hide and seek!
*Lucy: *check the attic* They're not in the attic.
*Gru: Did you check the kitchen?
*Lucy: Yes. But they're not in the seats.
*Gru: The closet of their bedroom?
*Lucy: No. How about we go check on the lab.
*Gru: Ah ha! I knew the lab is the only place where the girls hang out.
*Lucy: How do you know?
*Gru: I don't know. You tell me.
*Lucy: I knew you were that smart.
*Gru: Children these days. Always want to hide into some fun.
*Lucy: They just wanna come out and play like the good old days in the 70s.
*Gru: I'll rather live in the 60s. *hear a growling sound* What was that? *see Kyle, a piranha-like dog show up* Hey, Kyle. What are you doing here? Didn't the Minions give you some dog food to eat?
*Kyle: *sit on Gru's feet*
*Gru: Whoa. Hey. Kyle, stop it. *try to get Kyle off his feet*
*Lucy: I wonder where the girls are. Maybe Kyle knows.
*Gru: Kyle?
*Kyle: *his ears go up that come up with a idea and lead where the girls and Minions are*
*Gru: Kyle is pointing to the lab where the girls are.
*Lucy: Then this must be it. That's where the girls are hiding.
(At Gru's lab, the Minions are out at work with the Minions creating potions in the serum machine as some are pressing buttons to make the zappers zap at the bananas to make them big as the Minions celebrate by screaming and running to fight over a bunch of giant bananas. Gru and Lucy with Kyle arrive at the lab via a elevator as they walk through the lab where the Minions are seen working on the computers as Kyle run around all over the lab.)
*Gru: The Minions are still at work. I cannot complain how well they do on their business.
*Lucy: On their free time, they play with their Game Boys, play table tennis, have a drink party and eat their favorite lunch, a banana!
*Gru: That's a fruit. What else they could eat other than a banana? I know, a apple!
*Lucy: I thought the Minions don't like apples.
*Gru: Then what do they eat for breakfast? Banana. For snack. Banana again. For lunch. Boom! Banana. And dinner? Boom! Always banana.
*Lucy: I guess they eat nothing but banana.
*Gru: No no no. They eat other foods other than banana. I saw them drink a gumbo soup with gummy bears, I saw them eat a pizza and fight over the meatball ones and ate a ten-stack hamburger at a grill restaurant when we were celebrating your birthday last year.
*Lucy: That's so sweet Gru. Who would love a banana sundae?
*Gru: They would love a banana sundae. Have some ice cream scoops and chocolates on top.
*Lucy: Someone is going to save a piece of a chocolate chip cookie. Or as well a sugar cookie.
(Dr. Nefario is seen working on his fart gun as the girls are seen playing a space blaster game on the TV with the Minions serving them a bunch of waffle sticks for breakfast by the time Gru and Lucy shows up)
*Dr. Nefario: Okay. Now for the testing. *use his fart gun to shoot at a flower as the flower decease by drying it out* Perfect.
*Margo: I'm going to beat your score, Agnes.
*Agnes: I still have a high score than both of you.
*Edith: I am so good at this game.
*Agnes: Why are we shooting the aliens?
*Margo: Cause they're the bad guys and we the good guys always shoot the bad guys.
*Agnes: No one stop me now!
*Edith: This is like playing Space Invaders all over again.
*Gru: *arrive with Lucy* Ah, girls. I was looking all over for you.
*Margo: How's work?
*Gru: Pretty insane. We just stopped a clown from trying to burn up a party place.
*Agnes: You stopped a clown?
*Edith: Who knew a clown could be scary?
*Gru: They have always been scary and they scare children on their birthdays.
*Lucy: We got some goodies on the way back. *show some cupcakes to the girls*
*Margo: Cupcakes! *she and the girls run to the cupcakes*
*Lucy: Two for each.
*Margo: *she and the girls eat the cupcakes* They're so good.
*Agnes: Chocolate is my favorite flavor.
*Edith: Can we have more?
*Gru: What? You just have some.
*Margo: What's the big cake holding on your hands?
*Gru: Oh. You mean this? It's for later. You already got a lot of sweets this morning. You have some more later on during lunch.
*Margo: Can we at least have one slice?
*Gru: No. Not at the moment.
*Agnes: Can we dip some frosting in it?
*Gru: No! Ugh. Why do you girls have to be so picky? *walk with the cake*
*Lucy: I think the girls should at least have a piece of one slice.
*Dr. Nefario: Felonious Gru, welcome home.
*Gru: Dr. Nefario. My man. How's the inventions doing for you?
*Dr. Nefario: All well prepared. I finally fixed the fart gun so we can shoot out some gas for goofs and laughs.
*Gru: Ha ha. Very funny Dr. Nefario. You always crack me up. I bet you're going to go for another laser gun of a plasma blast.
*Dr. Nefario: Pop and boom. That's what I wanna hear from you.
*Gru: I brought this cake from the CEO of Matt's FunHouse Pizzeria. In fact, it was the manager that gave us the cake for us to celebrate our victory for the defeat of another supervillain.
*Margo: That clown was a supervillain?
*Gru: I have seen lots of supervillains in the past. The worst ones, the best ones, even the meh ones cause, they don't look as fierce as a strong old man.
*Lucy: You saw us fight a supervillain on a giant robot toy that got his show cancelled for hitting puberty.
*Edith: What about the supervillain that kidnapped us on a rocket when the Moon turned back to its normal size?
*Gru: We don't talk about that. I want to focus on how are we doing and how well our missions have becomed.
*Lucy: We been so good at fighting one of the fiercest and powerful supervillains outside of the United States.
*Gru: After all the agent work, we still gotta pay taxes.
*Dr. Nefario: Taxes are part of life to keep your house going.
*Gru: Ugh. Why can't we get some rewards other than paying taxes like paying a bill for everything you own?
*Lucy: You pay for the Wi-Fi, right?
*Gru: The internet isn't free. Whatsoever, we haven't even gotten a paycheck ever since the last supervillain we beat at New Mexico.
*Lucy: Doesn't ring a bell to me.
*Agnes: *see Lucky, a unigoat show up to her* Lucky, there you are! I thought you were hiding in your favorite spot.
*Lucky: *lick Agnes*
*Agnes: Ha. That tickles. Make it stop.
*Gru: You still have the goat with you?
*Agnes: It's so fluffy! Without the unigoat, I have nothing to live, but my rainbow unicorn barf treats.
*Gru: That goat eat almost everything like my breakfast sandwiches. And I don't know why.
*Dr. Nefario: *see his computer beeping* We're approaching a portal on the way.
*Gru: It can't be. Don't tell me Polokus has spy us again in here.
*Lucy: *see a portal open up as Polokus pop out of the portal* Maybe not.
*Gru: Again?
*Polokus: Hello Gru. I heard you arrive back at the lab.
*Gru: Why are you still following us?!
*Dr. Nefario: Polokus. If it isn't you, you must be you.
*Polokus: Anyone is up for a play date or a hang out?
*Gru: Pass.
*Lucy: I'm in!
*Gru: Lucy, we just got home.
*Polokus: You're in. I can see you're pretty excited.
*Margo: We want to come.
*Edith: Me too.
*Agnes: Me three.
*Lucky: *make goat sounds* Bah!
*Gru: Even the girls. Nefario, don't say yes.
*Dr. Nefario: Yes. We are in Spring Break and we are free to hang out all day long.
*Gru: What? *facepalm* Ugh! Okay, alright, I'm coming along. But you don't push me into some kiddy kiddy fun lands I'm not interested in.
*Polokus: Why not bring in one of your Minions over, huh? *show the Minions working on the laptops while some play on their tablets*
*Gru: I'm going to have to bring some assistants here to watch over the group. Mel, Kevin, Stuart and Bob, let's go!
*Mel: (Hey. I think they're calling us for assistant.)
*Bob: (Field trip!)
*Stuart: (Here we go again.)
*Kevin: (Our work here has begun.)
*Gru: Good to see you guys working. Let's get this over with and follow this bubble dreamer on where he's taking us.
*Polokus: Follow along.
*Gru: I don't trust this guy, as always. *walk with the group into the portal*
(Gru and the gang arrive with Polokus into Polokus' tent as Murfy surprise them with some balloons to the guests)
*Murfy: Welcome!
*Gru: It's you again, fly boy.
*Murfy: Why are you holding the cake? Is it someone's birthday today?
*Gru: No. I don't know why I'm holding it.
*Polokus: Can I leave it under the fridge?
*Gru: Uh, no. It's our own property. No touching the cake.
*Murfy: This cake look like something our friends would enjoy.
*Gru: Seriously?
*Lucy: Yeah. Rayman and Globox would love that cake. Is it vanilla?
*Gru: Strawberry and it's pink, not white.
*Minions: *jump with laugher*
*Margo: It's going to be a long journey.
*Edith: Five times two.
*Agnes: Just like our last adventure on the Glade of Dreams.
*Polokus: You have returned to the Glade of Dreams. We are expecting for you to track down any nightmare threats that are trying to erase our world in light.
*Gru: I would love to help, but I would only drop out a bomb into their faces and pop them away in a bubble.
*Polokus: I see your sense of humor here.
*Gru: No humor, all jokes aside. Let's go.
*Polokus: I wonder what Rayman and the gang got in stock.
*Murfy: They're always here for another adventure.
*Lucy: They could have show up on a flying ship.
*Dr. Nefario: Or how about a jet?
*Lucy: I never see them ride on jets before.
*Murfy: Every day is another life.
*Polokus: Never more the nightmares come.
*Lucky: *eat some plum fruits*
(Back at Rayman's house, Rayman and the gang are drinking some plum juice as well eating some grapes at the sofa)
*Rayman: This grape is the taste of the buds.
*Globox: If there is a regular grape flavor, can there be a plum flavor for a grape?
*Rayman: You guessed it. In your dreams, Globox.
*Globox: I can always live up the dreams.
*Barbara: You guys are on a roll.
*Grand Minimus: Rolling like cinnamon rolls.
*Rayman: I roll on a hill once. How about we roll on a mountain?
*Globox: We roll on a mountain once.
*Barbara: Although the yetis out there were pretty scary.
*Grand Minimus: Not even as scary as a giant chicken with lobster claws.
*Gru: *show up with the gang* Hello there. Have anyone seen Rayman?
*Rayman: That would be me. Hey, you came back!
*Gru: At long, at last. It's finally you.
*Rayman: Long time no see, buddy. It been a while since our last adventure.
*Gru: We been to many adventures around the world. The best part of our adventure is punching a bunch of trolls in the swamp.
*Lucy: Still hanging out, huh?
*Globox: As always. The best of best friends.
*Barbara: I can never get a load of taking care of every ancient egg in the hatchery.
*Margo: Is that a giant grape on the bowl?
*Rayman: We got tons of giant grapes. Anyone want some?
*Margo: Yes.
*Edith: Giant grapes in the house.
*Agnes: Grapes! *eat a giant grape with her sisters* They taste like medium-sized grapes.
*Rayman: They were suppose to look like that like giant cereal pieces on a cereal box.
*Mel: *try out the grapes with the Minions* (It's a grape.)
*Stuart: (Mmm. Yum yum.)
*Gru: Staying in this wonderful house is like you're still on vacation with a room like this.
*Rayman: Back to back with the basics, huh? Well, this proves you are having a great time at my world, showing off your bored attitude in front of the people, eh?
*Gru: I don't play funny Rayman. Not in my book and gun.
*Rayman: Or else, you could say, you are up for some Math!
*Gru: No Math! We were suppose to hang out as said by Polokus.
*Rayman: Polokus?
*Polokus: I called Gru and the gang to come over and hang out together in the Glade of Dreams.
*Rayman: That sound fun. I'm pretty excited.
*Dr. Nefario: New adventures are always here to come.
*Murfy: I agree.
*Rayman: We are setting up to go around the world. We could hang out at the caves, we could hang out everywhere like the beach.
*Gru: Your world is magical and I can see all the magic floating by the rainbows.
*Rayman: There have always been magic in the whole universe.
*Gru: No magician is going to stop you today from ruining your fun. Am I right?
*Rayman: Yes. You are right on that one.
*Gru: I'm on a roll today. Hitting the target.
*Globox: You nail a bullet there, Gru.
*Gru: Thank you. I always agree with your enthusiasm there.
*Globox: I'm pumped up.
*Lucky: *cuddle on Globox*
*Globox: Ah. Is that goat with the one horn still cute?
*Agnes: It's actually my goat and I still keep Lucky with me all the time.
*Globox: At home?
*Agnes: Yes.
*Globox: School?
*Agnes: Not at all.
*Murfy: Still holding the cake Gru cause, it's your birthday?
*Gru: No! It's not my birthday! Just because I hold a cake doesn't mean, there's a party going on and *mock* Yay! Let's party like it's a fun fun kiddy kiddy fun day for everyone at Matt's FunHouse Pizzeria. No thank you! You don't see me act like a twelfth year old since my good old bad days.
*Lucy: What was the biggest moment you remember from having a birthday?
*Rayman: A kids' birthday? A adult's birthday? Someone's birthday to remember?
*Gru: Oh. I remember. The best moment about a birthday was celebrating Agnes' birthday.
*Everyone: What?
*Agnes: No way! That's when I got to see the princess.
*Gru: Yeah. *get flashbacks of him being in his house, making balloons out of his ray gun with few kids celebrating in the backyard with people attending Agnes' birthday such as Edith dressing up as a ninja and Gru dressed like a princess with Pharrell Williams' "Fun, Fun, Fun" briefly playing in the background* There were kids playing like they're celebrating for Agnes. Some of them play knights and dragons and some fish in the outdoor pool tub. We had great moments like slaying the dragon and me dressed like a princess. Celebrating with Agnes was the best moment of my life and was the best moment to celebrate from a adopted child ever since I adopted three girls from the Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. *flashback ends as Gru remember the greatest moments of his life* I can never forget the day I celebrated with Agnes.
*Agnes: *hug Gru* I love you daddy.
*Gru: I love you too Agnes.
*Rayman: You still got a great family with a funny twin brother from the mansion.
*Gru: Shh. Don't mention him. Today is suppose to be a good day.
*Rayman: Jeez, why not worry when you have to worry about something else.
*Gru: Because it's not my business to focus on, okay?
*Polokus: How about we go around the world, shall we? Your friend is eager to go out in the Glade of Dreams.
*Rayman: What do you say Gru?
*Gru: Yes. We're in.
*Lucy: If you say so.
*Agnes: We're on.
*Minions: *cheer*
*Lucky: Bah!
*Rayman: I'm loving the fresh breath of outside. Let's all go and have some fun.
*Gru: We will. Let's the fun begin.
*Barbara: Woo hoo!
*Murfy: Safety travels, first.
*Dr. Nefario: There wouldn't be any jumping monkeys around the trees.
*Gru: No neighbors are going to annoy the living heck out of me. Let's get this adventure going with no complaining!
*Barbara: It sound like you're complaining.
*Gru: Barbara!
*Barbara: I was joking, dork.
*Gru: No dorks at my backyard.
*Barbara: Whatever. *follow the group*
(Back at Gru's world, a bunch of police cars have arrived at the parking lot of prison with the police officers getting out of their cars by holding Dolf into the prison hallway as the officers walk through the cells of prison where prisoners are bored, trying to get out of doing push-ups in order to make their prison break)
*Dolf: I don't look like I belong here. Get me out of this prison zone.
*Police #1: You have done enough trouble lately Dolf. We're taking you to your cell where you will belong.
*Dolf: Keep your dirty hands off me! A clown doesn't go to a place full of failure. Not in my clock!
*Police #2: Beat it or lose it, clown. You're not smart enough to escape through the guards at the doors.
*Dolf: I want my freedom! Now let me out of this misery circus you cops! *get electrocuted by a taser*
*Police #3: That does it for trying to attempt to escape.
*Police Chief: Keep him away locked boys. That clown isn't going anywhere for the rest of his life.
*Police #1: The day he is punished is where he tried to raid a entertainment party place.
(The police officers then hold Dolf throughout the walking and lock the clown up in a prison cell, in one room and no prisoners held, but for the clown himself)
*Police Chief: Welcome to your new home, Dolf. Your prison cell.
*Dolf: *get up* What the ball has happen? *dizzy and shake head* What the? Where am I? Why is my circus a prison cell? *shake through the chains* Get me out of this dirty room!
*Police #1: This is where your staying, criminal.
*Police #2: You have no right to escape now.
*Police #3: You're stuck in the only room you're staying in for supervillains like you.
*Dolf: I am not a supervillain! I am a professional clown! You don't talk to a clown like that. I will throw some tricks into your faces and blow up your prison for the justice of crime! *get electrocuted again by a taser*
*Police Chief: There we have it. The clown that tries to escape the cell.
*Police #1: Let's all go to the cafeteria and have some breakfast in celebration.
*Police #2: Nah. I heard the food there is as bad as school cafeteria food.
*Police #3: They sell old bread and rotten mashed potatoes for them to eat. Ain't buying a prison meal over a sandwich of boloney.
*Police Chief: We'll go grab ourselves some lunch meals at the grocery store's deli department. *leave the prison room with his colleagues*
*Dolf: *get up* I hate these officers. Wonder what am I going to do in the prison cell? *hold some crayons on the floor* Ah. I didn't know this cell is a art cell. What does I draw right now on my bored time? *draw some one numbers on the wall*
(Meanwhile at Candy Château at Mr. Dark's Dare in the lair area, the Magician train with his dark powers as Mr. Dark watches through the window, scheming on his next plan to take over the Glade of Dreams)
*Mr. Dark: Darkness, dark winds, falls, and nightmares. All we need to know to conquer the Glade of Dreams, right servant?
*Magician: *controlling his dark powers* I'm listening. It's like my magic powers are turning into marbles. What else could turn into a little glass of gem? *his dark powers blast to the ice rocks*
*Mr. Dark: Any plans for our next attack on Rayman?
*Magician: Oh yes. You know how many times I beat this guy to the test.
*Mr. Dark: Thirteen times at least.
*Magician: Not in the past. In the present day, I tried to clip him down with a paperweight. Then this old Globox started shapeshifting to blast me over to the Moon again where I met those annoying alien with devil's pitchforks pinching on my butt.
*Mr. Dark: You will not fail me and you will not fail one more battle through the end of the world.
*Magician: Anyday now, I'm calling it a again before our failure vault is thrown into the end of the ocean. I wonder what the Rabbids are up to.
*Mr. Dark: What about them?
*Magician: These white rabid rabbits got something to do with this limbless Rayman. We're going to take a visit at their fortress to give them a heads up on what their doing.
(Meanwhile in the Rabbids' lair, many Rabbids are seen working in sewers, fixing castle walls, painting on the walls, including themselves as well playing with rockets and throwing food fights at the cafeteria. Professor Barranco III walk into the throne as he sit in the throne to chill as he watch over his lair like ruling his own reign.)
*Barranco: Rabbids these days. I know what's cooking.
*Sergueï: Greetings Barranco. It been a year since Rayman and Gru's attack on us. Now we're taking it back by planning another attack on both the Glade of Dreams and the real-world. In fact, we're going to need bigger armies for all of our future wars in the two worlds.
*Barranco: If I were to make a comeback right now, it would be the next war, and the next war, and the next war!
*Sergueï: Okay! I heard you. You promise to not screw up another war in battle, got it?
*Barranco: I always got it. You don't have to give me a heads up or a advice what to do on every next time when I lose a fight against a hero.
*Mr. Rabbid: *show up* Professor Barranco III, you have a visitor coming in the lair.
*Barranco: Ah, a visitor, already? I hope it's not that limbless hero again and if he comes and try to slap against my walls, I'm blowing up his house, right this instant since day one! *see a portal open up in front of him* Oh, it's a dark portal to the Land of the Livid Dead. *see Magician and Mr. Dark come out of the portal* Never mind.
*Magician: Hello Professor Barranco III, we have some incoming news about our next attack in the Glade of Dreams.
*Barranco: Yes. Now we're talking. What do you guys want?
*Mr. Dark: I believe Polokus is trying to secure his world over a bubble. We can't let it happen to stop it from stopping all bad guys in the worlds to destroy the Globox's little world.
*Magician: It's a small world after all. I get it Mr. Dark. But how will the magicians and dark lords have their shine on stopping the world?
*Barranco: It has already happen on Dark Lums and nightmares. How about we take over the Glade of Dreams at last as we promised to do so since the last century?
*Magician: Almost every century, a dark lord and magician have tried to take over the Glade of Dreams, but they were unworthy to beat these heroes and so-called gods in the skies. We were defeated like wet dogs.
*Sergueï: This make me wanna smash a couch over a banana. *smash a couch*
*Magician: If we were going to attack on Polokus right now, we'll make a shortcut by warping over on a painting. *draw a rectangle on the wall*
*Barranco: What are you doing?
*Magician: I am drawing a painting. You don't mind, do you?
*Barranco: Of course not.
*Magician: Everyone need to know how to mind their own business, cause no one is going to fall into people businesses every time they try to mind their own like their own matter. And now, unvil the drawing. Hocus pocus! *make the painting open a portal*
*Mr. Dark: Perfect-o.
*Barranco: Ah. Now we can go.
*Mr. Rabbid: I hope Polokus and Murfy get tied up on a rope.
*Magician: We'll see what we can do here. *giggle*
(Back in prison, Dolf is seen drawing on the wall with shapes of squares being written as he draw a bigger square, much to his anger of trying to get out)
*Dolf: Door....door......DOOR! *break his crayons* Why won't magic work in this reality? *sit down and cross his arms with a disappointed look on his face* This prison cell sucks. A broken toilet, no food, no water and no TV. I hate being in a stinky place, if there was a shortcut that took me somewhere in the world. *see a big square drawing turn into a portal* What the? Is it real? *touch the portal* No. This isn't real. It is real! I'm going in! So long suckers! *laugh and fall into a portal*
(At the same time in the Rabbids' lair, the Magician was about to send his group into Polokus' tent while the group refuse to move in much of the Magician's annoyance)
*Mr. Rabbid: Can we go already? You're standing on the portal for like thirty seconds.
*Magician: I told you to go into the portal. If I say yes, you go into the portal.
*Sergueï: You're blocking the way.
*Mr. Dark: Move along boss! You're cutting the line!
*Barranco: There is no line. There is us.
*Magician: That rhymes with two. *Dolf show up as he crash into Magician*
*Mr. Rabbid: What the clown?
*Barranco: Did you just summon a human clown, IN MY LAIR?!
*Dolf: *get up* What happen here? What kind of prison zone is this? *see the Rabbids and Mr. Dark* What are you cute bunnies looking at?
*Barranco: We are not cute!
*Mr. Dark: Excuse me sir, you are sitting on my friend.
*Magician: Get off me you dork!
*Dolf: *get off the Magician* Whoa! What is going on here? Why am I standing in the wrong place? What kind of prison is this?
*Barranco: You are not in prison. You are in my lair.
*Mr. Dark: You are such a poor looking soulless clown that came out of a poor circus.
*Dolf: How dare you mock me like that? I was a master of tricks in my own circus before the owner of the fair sued me for my actions and not paying taxes on time! *press on a nut on the ground*
*Magician: We're very sorry for bringing you over my accident. Go back where you came from. I'm sure you'll make a good circus full of elephants out there.
*Dolf: I am not going back to that nasty prison. Not even for a supervillain!
*Sergueï: What did you do there before your arrival?
*Dolf: Earlier in the night, I was planning to blow up a party place, then this agent Gru and Lucy came from the A.V.L., trying to beat off my guts. I failed to stop them as these A.V.L. agents arrest me for my crimes and send the police officers to lock me up into their prison.
*Magician: You know Agent Gru, huh?
*Dolf: Yes. The first time meeting him with his wife who work in the same job as Gru.
*Mr. Dark: We know who Gru is. He was a member of Rayman's Glade of Dreams' Defenders to protect their world from nightmare threats like us.
*Barranco: And with Gru's so-called yellow pill Minions, they break my carrots more than my Rabbids.
*Mr. Rabbid: These Minions look like us, right?
*Magician: *hit Mr. Rabbid with his wand* Wrong! There is no comparison in the sentence of comprehensive. What are you suppose to be Mr. Clown?
*Dolf: I am Dolf. The greatest supervillain that ruled the circus. I'm hiring all of you to work with me and take down agent Gru and his party animal friends. I hope they get flushed away through the pipes.
*Magician: Okay. We all made a deal together.
*Barranco: Do you know where Gru and Rayman are?
*Dolf: You just told me about Rayman the first time. Where is the Rayman guy is? I hope I shoot that stranger down to the grapes.
*Magician: *show off his crystal ball to look through the world* Since you don't know where Rayman is, I can look for the limbless hero for you.
*Dolf: So he's suppose to be limbless like a invisible man.
*Magician: That is correct. He's suppose to look like one. *locate Rayman and Gru's gang walking through the woods* Ah ha! There! Can you see what is going on in the crystal ball's showing of illusions?
*Dolf: It cannot be. It can't be them teaming up together with a big pack of party animals. Rayman and Gru! *hit the crystal ball*
*Magician: Told you they were going to team up again.
*Dolf: What's next? A genie and a dragon teaming up? Not in my book! I want to defeat them right now for justice!
*Magician: We know what we're gonna do when we see the frowns in their faces.
*Mr. Dark: You're coming with us, Dolf and show us where to find them.
*Dolf: It's going to be a long way to the woods, and the worlds in that dumb little planet.
*Barranco: Dolf, you have the chance of stopping Rayman and Gru for good and don't let that A.V.L. or whatever you want to call it go after you for a felony arrest.
*Dolf: It's actually the Anti-Villain League. More like the Anti-Hero Dumb League. Ha! Those superheroes don't stand a chance of ruining my dreams come true.
*Magician: Today is our day to destroy the Glade of Dreams' Defenders.
*Mr. Dark: No one will shoot us with a dart.
*Dolf: At last. When I get my hands on those secret agents, I'll shoot some paintballs in there faces, then I wrap them up with chicken feathers and tie them with a trick on a rope to net-them for a trap! Then I will be unstoppable so I can burn the whole world in flames! *evil laugh and cough* I need water. I need water! A clown take off balloons in his throat for tricks. Where's the water!
*Magician: *facepalm* Oh brother. *make magic to splash water on Dolf*
*Dolf: What was that? I need some water. To drink!
*Magician: Oh. Spicy. *make magic to make the water swallow Dolf*
*Dolf: Much better.
*Magician: Thank you.
*Dolf: No. Thank you.
*Magician: Didn't I say it already? Do I have to go over this again?
*Dolf: No! Enough! No more humor in the conversation!
*Magician: Fine. Have it your way.
*Dolf: I'm surrounded by new strangers. *annoyed*
TO BE CONTINUED
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