Consome Panchi

Consome Panchi is an eccentric pedophile in a dog suit from the memetic Calbee's potato chip commercials, wanted by the interdimensional police. He appears in The Egotist Show as an ally at first before turning on Frollo and his allies as part of Ronald McDonald's plans later in the series.
== Personality ==
While not much is initially known about Consome Panchi, and despite how much of a creepy pedophile he is, he tries to act as a friendly and fun-loving person in a dog costume, as seen when he tries to cheer up Frollo.
However, Consome Panchi's true motives are revealed in Frollo Almost Finally Does It. He is actually a being similar to, and who is in league with Ronald McDonlad that destroyed his home universe. His real personality was also revealed, now writing his signs in English and tricking various characters into advancing Ronald's plan forward to take back the White House from the deep state.
==Powers and Abilities==
Consome Panchi laughs at reality's face, as he can transform his face into a baby doll head and walk on walls and ceilings. When fighting, Consome Panchi can shoot said doll heads from a huge ear, and juggle anyone with ease.
This was all before it was revealed he had reality warping powers, meaning he has many more powers than this.
==Appearance==
Consome Panchi is a tall pedophile dressed in a bipedal dog costume with shaggy white fur, long floppy ears, black eyes and nose and of course, a tail.
==Relationships==
===Frollo===
Consome Panchi comforted Frollo when he was sad by demonstrating his abilities to Frollo's profound amusement. They then did an Awtism Pose, and Consome Panchi attended Frollo's funeral party. He was considered one of Frollo's closer friends, although this friendship was merely a way to better manipulate the old fart.
===Wilford Brimley===
Consome Panchi gives Wilford the sign that it is time to absorb Madotsuki's grief once again, implying that this is not the first time he has given Wilford information. However, this is to manipulate him into absorbing too much grief and dying.
===Ronald McDonald===
Consome Panchi is a member of Ronald's conspiracy theory group, and has been doing his bidding since the very beginning.
=== Some dumb anime girl ===
Consome Panchi seems to have a slight crush on her, as this dumb bitch was on the pink bed observing Wilford, Consome Panchi came to see her, holding a sign that said "you’re cute at that angle", implying he thinks she's attractive and confirming that he is indeed a total pedophile.
== Trivia ==
* Consome Panchi's name is mondegreened from the type of flavor the Calbee potato chips are (Consomme Punch, pronounced "consomme panchi").
* Chin the Chimpanzee revealed on his now-defunct Ask.fm that it was Consome Panchi who gave Chris Bores and Best Hercules the VHS copy of The Room in Bores Reviews. Not like anybody gives a shit about that, though.
== Gallery ==
PanchiEar.png|Consome Panchi's creepy ear
PanchiWTF.png|Consome Panchi with an even creepier doll head, trying to abduct little kids
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