Laogzed

Laogzed () was an abyssal demigod of gluttony and wanton destruction. "Patron" of the troglodytes, his symbol was an oozing toad-lizard meant to depict himself.
==Description==
Laogzed resembled a combination between a lizard and a toad covered in dead patches of rotten skin. His body was tall and long, made monstrously fat by his constant acts of voracity. He was known to be a disgusting creature that constantly exuded a gross, acidic ooze from his body. Rows upon rows of needle-like teeth were made visible as he exhaled noxious clouds of putrid gas.
==Personality==
Practically mindless, Laogzed was concerned only with his next meal, whatever that may be. Bothering him for any reason other than to provide him with food was sure to get one eaten. He held no loyalty to troglodytes when they could no longer provide him with food. He had no standard for his followers' behavior, and granted divine power to any creature willing to consume food and pass it on to himself.
==Powers==
Despite the heavy stench of his lair, Laogzed could hunt for creatures in his cavern via smell. His breath was foul and nauseating, creating a powerful stench that sickened anything that came near him. In addition, his ooze was both acidic and poisonous, melting any weapons that came into contact with it, and potentially killing anyone who touched it.
He could also swallow creatures smaller than him whole and digest them while alive, although if needed he could rend flesh with his numerous rows of teeth. He was not restricted to eating simply organic matter, being able and willing to digest nearly anything. Attempts to paralyze or poison him were futile, owing to his fetid oozes and slimy body. When his followers digested food, he would siphon a portion of it into himself, allowing him to feed from those who worshiped him.
==Activities/Realm==
Laogzed spent his time in the Abyss stalking the Rotting Plains of the Dismal Caverns. Planar refuse from the River of Blood would pool into the subterranean lakes, which he would soon feed upon, providing him with endless "meals". He wandered his caves searching for any creature that came inside to gorge upon. Despite his lack of pickiness, he had a preference for juicy food he could swallow whole so as to enjoy as it wriggled inside of him. Whatever he devoured would be absorbed into the plane, and he would consume anything regardless of origin or edibility
==Worshipers==
Laogzed was often worshiped by troglodytes who desired to emulate his great corpulence and self-satisfaction. Some tanar'ri priests were also known to pledge themselves to Laogzed's service. While he did not offer anything to his worshipers, the standard for his worship was so low that it was extremely convenient to do so.
The drawback was that, upon death, Laogzed would just as quickly devour his devoted as he would any other being, and he did not give any omens or other divine assistance when they were in danger. When present on the Material Plane, his followers would be wise to give him a wide berth to avoid the risk of being greedily devoured, including his shamans.
===Rituals===
Contrary to most evil deities, Laogzed did not demand sacrifices but would accept them regardless, typically those of burnt humanoids. It was believed by troglodytes that by consuming flesh some would be sent to Laogzed to enjoy, making simply eating a ritual. For providing him with feasts, he would grant his followers spells, making him remarkably easy to gain power from.
The greatest ritual was known as the Shedding of the Skins, a yearly event officiated by the troglodyte shamans. Every year on Midwinter's day troglodytes would discard their shedded skins and offer them to Laogzed to feast upon, resulting in him appearing on the Material Plane to take part.
==Relations/Rumors==
Laogzed's origins were shrouded in mystery, and he did not appear to fulfill any cosmological role. He was believed to act as a kind of cleansing scavenger, which was the only reason his existence was tolerated by other deities. He was the ultimate scavenger, consuming carrion and spirits alike, and the tanar'ri were known to place objects they needed to dispose of inside tasty morsels to prompt him into eating them.
It was thought that Laogzed came into existence when a female, reptilian tanar'ri coupled with an evil deity. The father was unknown, theorized to be Panzuriel, or Tharizdun.
==Appendix==
===References===
FR:Laogzed
===Connections===
Category:Monster deities
Category:Demipowers
Category:Chaotic evil deities
Category:Chaos domain deities
Category:Death domain deities
Category:Destruction domain deities
Category:Slime domain deities
Category:Inhabitants of the Abyss
Category:Inhabitants of the Outer Planes
Category:Inhabitants of the Great Wheel planes
Category:Inhabitants of the Dismal Caverns
Category:Inhabitants of the Fiendish Planes
Category:Inhabitants of the World Tree planes
Category:Inhabitants of masculine gender