Tales from the Public Domain/Quotes

:Lisa: And that´s the greatest story ever written.
:Bart: Are you crazy? I can´t believe a play where every character becomes murdered can be so boring.
:Homer: Son, it's not only a great play, but also became a great movie called... Ghostbusters!
:(Everyone starts dancing to the Ghostbusters theme)
== D'oh, Brother Where Art Thou? ==
:Odysseus (Homer): (After eating his friends that Circe turned into pigs with her potion) Ah, I’m still hungry.
:Circe (Lindsay Naegle): Didn't you eat enough of your friends.
:Odysseus: THOSE WERE MY FRIENDS!
:Circe: Yes, been saying that for hours.
:Odysseus: That's it! I'm going home. Which way to Ithaca?
:Circe: It's not so easy. You must go through Hades, crossing the River Styx.
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:[As Styx music plays in the background]
:Odysseus: Oh this truly is hell!
== Hot Child in the City ==
:Bart: Joan, give me your dessert!
:Joan of Arc (Lisa): C'mon, that was just you, Bart
:God: JOAN, GIVE ME YOUR DESSERT!
:Joan of Arc: Ok, God.
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:Joan of Arc: You can't stop me! I WAS SENT…BY GOD! (Willie grabs her and puts her into a bag) I want my mommy!
== Do the Bard, Man ==
:Claudius (Moe): I didn't use that much poison! (The crowd gasps) I mean, I didn't use that much poi, son! At the... royal luau.
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:Hamlet (Bart): The play's the thing in which I'll catch the conscience of the king.
:Claudius: Catch my conscience? What are you talking about?
:Hamlet: Hey! You're not supposed to be able to hear me! It was a soliloquy.
:Claudius: Oh, then here's my soliloquy. Note to self, kill that kid.
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