The Investigation

"The Investigation" is a The Perch Perkins Show chapter from season 1. In this episode, an arcade manager gets robbed, but it is unknown who committed the crime.
== Transcript==
(Scene starts in the Police Department with Perch coming up with theories)
Perch: The man that was killed, your nephew was missing and eye when he died. The eye found at the SquarePants’ matched the color and size of Harold’s eye. That wasn’t from Gary. 
Sheriff: But who would need revenge on my nephew and the snail of that clumsy, yellow imbecile?
Perch: That we’ll just have to find ou-
(Cuts to Arcade)
Arcade Manager: I swear on my worm Renaldo every single penny in this joint was pulled away. Like a magnet had taken a month’s worth of profit. I lost all my Krabby Patty money!
(The shot pans away from the characters to a orange thug fish, as it zooms closer we find an anchor tattoo on his neck. It quickly cuts to the characters again.
Sheriff: I’m telling ya we’ll get all your coins back safe and sound, not a penny lost.
Arcade Manager: Good, I’ve been scared since that snail got stolen. I’ve just been terrified for Renaldo. But now he could starve. 
(A series of crashes can be heard from inside. The manager runs to the back just to find an empty leash)
Arcade Manager: RENALDO!!!!
(A time card shows us hours have past. The sheriff is discussing the case with Perch in the Krusty Krab) 
Perch: They just don’t make the patties like they used to. That Sponge hasn’t been coming to work since he lost his snail.
Sheriff: I heard they were low on patty meat. Maybe they made some substitutions.
Man on Walkie: Sheriff Ankor, Do you copy?
== Trivia ==
* This episode underwent production on July 7, 2022 and was announced the same day.
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