Jerky Sam

== General Information ==
Jerky Sam is a decaying husk of a man who spends all of his time either jerking off, taking pictures of his neighbors, tending to his snails or trash talking his bitch wife. He only cums blood, dust or moths like a empty wallet in a cartoon. He cares for the moths like they are his children, but he does not care for them well as they often soon die. His trailer is filled with tissues, and he has a normal wife who may or may not live in the trailer along side him.
== Background Information ==
Jerky Sam at some point in the past jerked off 100,000 times in a row, not only gaining immortality but cursing him with his current husk of a form. At some point he moves into a destroyed house in the Tordsworld Neighborhood. It is likely the house was destroyed during filming of Tordsworld; either a plot point for an episode in the show or a pyrotechnics disaster on set. At some point, he jerks off a million times in a row and becomes normal again, until he jerks off 100,000 times more within the month and he becomes a husk again. After act 4, Jerky Sam's identical brother who is at tinted blue version of him moves his trailer into the ruined TordsWorld house.
== Appearance ==
Jerky Sam is a 50 pound rotting husk of a man who is about 4"11 due to shrinkage, and he has no hair, and his eyes have shrunken into his head. His form is skeletal and thin, while his legs and arms are merely flesh on bone. He wears no clothing other than a small loincloth.
== Fun Facts ==
* Jerky Sam is one of the few people in WYSI to become immortal through masturbation. He most certainly did this by accident, although Rouge the Bat may have done this as well.
* Jerky Sam has many snails named Gary, and he sometimes cums on them and accidentally kills them with the salinity.
*Jerky Sam originated from a funny voice that is very deep, gravely and decayed. The reason Jerky Sam has a wife is because the Porksodafans used this voice to say "Who told you? Did my whore wife tell you?" This would also imply that Jerky Sam as a dislike for his wife, explaining why we never hear of her.
* He/Him
*Jerky Sam's brother moving into the remains of the Tordsworld house is a reference to the original Lorax cartoon from 1972, in which relatives of the Onceler (who look exactly like him but are a different color) move into the Truffula forest alongside him.
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