Gorilla Fist/Transcript

== Act 1 ==
(Establishing shot of Middleton High School. "Home of Double-Cheese Pizza" is the notice on the Reader Board)
RON: Ah, alrighty then!
MONIQUE: Ugh, just lost my appetite.
KIM: Same here... Ron!
Ron glances up at Kim.
KIM: Face-stuffing, why?
RON: Uh, there is no 'why' in double-cheese pizza day.
RUFUS: Cheese!
KIM: But it's cardboard caf' pizza.
RON: Cheese on cardboard is still cheese.
Eddie Lioose: Got you there.
RON: Ready for thirds?
RUFUS: Me, me! Me, me!
(Ron waltzes over to the Cafeteria Lady with his lunch tray)
RON: Uh, could you hold the crusts this time? Huh. The dream is over...
Gum: Why!
RON: AH! Polterghost!
MONIQUE: Cafeteria lady cut you off again?
RON: Yes, but that's not why I'm wigged!
KIM: Mmm, too much cheese.
RON: Woah KP, first there is no such thing as too much cheese. And second--
(Screams break out in the cafeteria. Drawing the attention of Kim, Ron and Monique)
RON: Those aren't the usual mystery meat screams, ladies.
(Kim dashes through a crowd of students gathered around the counter. Ron, Eddie and Monique follow)
RON: See, see! That's just... that's not right!
KIM: Okay, agreed.
(She raises a hand to her chin, contemplatively)
KIM: Whatever it is. It's... writing something...
Eddie Lioose: In mystery meat gravy! Uh!
KIM: R... O... N.
(Kim glances to Monique)
KIM: Uh-Oh.
RON: Please tell me it's writing Ron Reiger. Please tell me it's writing Ron Reiger, you know, that kid whose always cutting gym? This could be about that...
RON REIGER: Dude.
RON: Reiger?
RON REIGER: It's about you.
(Ron Reiger points to the wall)
(The words RON STOPPABLE are scrawled in dripping gravy)
Ron: (screams) Crap!
(Intro)
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