Meeting Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket/Splatter Phoenix's Manipulation on Camille

(Sheeta's group continued their trek on the Yellow Brick Road, singing softly)
Sheeta's group: Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow the Yellow Brick….
(They suddenly noticed a forked crossroad in the middle of a cornfield, but with a confusing sign. They began to ponder which way is Emerald City)
Sheeta: I wonder which road leads to Emerald City?
Sheeta's group except Sheeta: I don’t know.
Tombo: That is a weird confusing signpost.
(Suddenly, they heard a boy and a man’s voice call out to them)
Man: (Voice-over) Pardon us.
Boy: (Voice-over) That way is a nice way.
(They turned to the source of the voice, only to see a wooden puppet boy just hanging on a wooden pole like a scarecrow pointing to his right. He has short black hair, blue eyes, and wearing a yellow hat with a blue band and red feather sticking out, a black sleeveless vest, a light yellow short-sleeved shirt underneath a pair of red overalls with a blue lining on each side with yellow stars on them, white gloves, and brown strap-on clog-like shoes. Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika got a little suspicious)
Rika: Who said that?
(Noibat, Renamon, and Jiji noticed the puppet gently wave a hello to them, and they tried to point it out to Sheeta's group)
Noibat: Hey, guys!
Renamon: That puppet moved!
Jiji: Waved hello to us!
Noibat: Maybe he's talking to us.
Sheeta: What are you talking about?
(She, Pazu, and Rika shrugged while Kiki and Tombo got suspicious)
Sheeta: That’s nonsense.
Pazu: Puppets don’t talk unless….
Kiki: Actually, the brain can be fooled by what the eye perceives.
Rika: What're you talking about, Kiki?
(Suddenly, the puppet and the man’s voice spoke up again while Sheeta's group, except Noibat, Renamon, and Jiji, didn’t notice the puppet moving)
Puppet: It’s pleasant down that way, as well.
Man: (Voice-over) That’s right.
(The puppet points to his left. Sheeta's Kansas group looked again and got confused while Noibat, Renamon, Kiki, Tombo, and Jiji got suspicious)
Pazu: Odd….
Sheeta: Didn’t he point the other way?
Rika: Yeah. This is so confusing.
Tombo: More than confusing, Rika.
Noibat, Renamon, and Jiji: We're telling you...!
(Suddenly, they heard the man’s voice speak up while the puppet moved and spoke as well)
Man: (Voice-over) Sorry, just trying to help.
Puppet: Many people take different paths.
(Finally seeing the puppet move and talk, Sheeta's group walked a little closer in amazement as Noibat, Renamon, and Jiji gave smug looks that mean "I told you so." Even Kiki and Tombo agreed with the three)
Kiki and Tombo: See?
Kiki: Some inanimate objects in Oz can come to life.
Sheeta: (To Kiki) I'll be darned. (To the puppet) So you were trying to help us, huh?
Jiji: Out of kindness?
Renamon: Were you really?
(The puppet nodded. Then he looked down at his shoulder)
Puppet: Wow, Jiminy. They catch on fast, don’t they?
(Then the man’s voice spoke up, revealed to come from a small male figure. He is a male light green cricket dressed in formal black, white, blue, red, and yellow clothing and carrying a red umbrella. He is Jiminy Cricket)
Jiminy: Indeed, Pinocchio.
Noibat: Who are you talking to, little puppet boy?
(Deciding to come out, Jiminy jumped off Pinocchio's shoulder and floated down to the group with his umbrella and landed on Sheeta’s hands)
Jiminy: Cricket’s the name. Jiminy Cricket.
Sheeta: This is awkward, but nice to meet you.
(They walked towards Pinocchio some more)
Rika: And can you think of which way to go from here?
Pinocchio: That’s the problem. I can’t think. In fact, I don’t have a brain. Only made of wood, knock on wood.
(He gently taps his knuckles to his head to show the wood example)
Pazu: But how can you talk if you don’t have a brain?
Renamon: How's that possible?
Jiji: Even I'm confused.
Pinocchio: I don’t know.
Jiminy: I don’t know either.
(They enter the cornfield towards Pinocchio)
Sheeta: But I guess we can say, how do you do?
Pinocchio: Not feeling great at all.
Jiminy: Pinocchio’s right, he’s been stuck up there since he was created.
Noibat: How sad.
Kiki: Very sad.
Tombo and Jiji: (Feeling sorry) Having a lack of a brain?
Sheeta: Sorry to hear that.
Rika: No wonder you feel uncomfortable.
Pazu: And Jiminy, can’t he get down?
Jiminy: Not by himself. I tried to get him down but….
(Sheeta, with Jiminy on her shoulder, and her group went up to the pole)
Kiki: Then we’ll get you down.
Sheeta and Pazu: That's right.
Pinocchio: Aw, thanks, uh….
Sheeta: Sheeta Wallace.
Pazu: And I’m her boyfriend, Pazu Gibson.
Rika: And I’m Rika Nonaka, their friend and neighbor.
Noibat: Noibat, Sheeta's Pokemon.
Renamon: Renamon, Rika's Digimon partner.
(Pinocchio and Jiminy looked at Kiki, Tombo, and Jiji)
Pinocchio and Jiminy: And you?
(A few seconds later, Kiki, Tombo, and Jiji already introduced themselves)
Pinocchio: Nice names. Really.
Sheeta's group: (Flattered) Well....
Pinocchio: (Changing the subject) Anyway, I may not be smart, but maybe there’s a stick you can pull to free me.
(Noticing the stick, Sheeta nods)
Sheeta: Okay.
(She pulls it and to their surprise, Pinocchio fell off the pole, freed at last)
Sheeta's group: Are you hurt?
Pinocchio: Nope!
Tombo: Then how does it feel to be free now?
Kiki: Isn't it great?
Jiminy: What do you think?
Pinocchio: Great!
(He twirled in excitement while laughing a bit)
Pinocchio: (Laughing a bit) It’s good to be free!
(He fell down suddenly, concerning Jiminy and Sheeta's group. Even Kiki screamed a bit in concern)
Pinocchio: Did I scare you?
Sheeta's group: No, not scared.
Jiminy: We just got worried you hurt yourself.
Pinocchio: So you weren’t scared?
Sheeta's group and Jiminy: Nope.
Kiki: I, for one, just screamed in concern.
Pinocchio: (Disappointed) That stinks.
(Suddenly, a Murkrow flew up to Pinocchio. He tried to shoo it away, but to no avail)
Pinocchio: Shoo! Get out of here!
(But the Murkrow cawed at him a bit and flew off)
Pinocchio: (Sadly) See, I can’t even scare away a Murkrow like a scarecrow. All they do is just laugh at my face and eat the corn. All because I don’t have a brain.
Jiminy: Yeah. And I always stick up for him.
Rika: As his conscience?
Jiminy: Yep.
Tombo: It's normal for most people to have a good conscience.
Jiminy: (Agreeing) And I always say this advice to him, “Always let your conscience be your guide.”
Pinocchio: And I accept that advice.
Pazu: Then what would you do if you had a brain?
Pinocchio: Do?
(Sheeta's group nods. Glad that they asked him, Pinocchio then began singing as they leave the cornfield)
Pinocchio: I could while away the hours
Jiminy: (Agreeing) That’s right.
Pinocchio: Conferring with the flowers
Consulting with the rain
In my head, I’d be scratching
While my thoughts are busy hatching
If I only had a brain
(He suddenly stumbled and fell onto the Yellow Brick Road when Sheeta helped him up)
Pinocchio: I’d unravel every riddle
For any individle
In trouble or in pain
Sheeta, Rika, and Kiki: With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
Pazu, Noibat, Renamon, Tombo, and Jiji: You could be another Lincoln
Sheeta's group: If you only had a brain
Pinocchio: Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things
I never thunk before
And then I’d sit
And think some more
Jiminy: Yes, sir!
Pinocchio: I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of woodin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
(He danced around, entertaining Sheeta's group, much to their interest. Suddenly, after bouncing around the fences, he resumed singing)
Pinocchio: Gosh, it would be awful treason
To reason out the reason
For things that can’t explain
Then perhaps I deserve ya
And be even worthier-ya
If I only had a brain
(He tripped and fell down on the Yellow Brick Road. Sheeta's group sat next to him after helping him recover and sit up)
Jiji: That was cool!
Pazu: I'll say!
Sheeta: I mean, if any scarecrow or puppet could do that in Kansas, the crows would be scared to pieces.
Pinocchio: They would?
(Sheeta's Kansas group nodded)
Pinocchio: What is Kansas?
Jiminy: Is it a place you came from?
Sheeta's group: Yes.
Rika: Topeka, Kansas. And we want to get back there so badly.
Pazu: Which is why we’re traveling down the Yellow Brick Road to Emerald City.
Renamon: And ask the Wizard of Oz himself to help us.
Jiminy: You’re going to see the Wizard of Oz himself?
Sheeta's group: Yeah.
Kiki: Even Tombo, Jiji, and I are going with them to learn how to cast magic the right way eventually.
Jiji: With Kiki learning how to fly eventually.
Kiki and Tombo: That's right.
Pinocchio and Jiminy: (Amazed) Really?
(Sheeta's group nods)
Pinocchio: Do you think this Wizard will give me a brain?
Jiminy: And make me a good conscience?
Rika: Not sure.
Kiki: All we hear is good rumors about him.
Tombo: And when we meet him in Emerald City, we'll see.
Pazu: But even if he didn’t, you’d be no worser than you are now.
Pinocchio: I guess that’s true.
Sheeta: But maybe you can’t come with.
Jiminy: Why not?
Sheeta: Because we got two evil witches angry at us and we don’t want either of you to get in trouble.
Pinocchio: Two evil witches?
Sheeta: Yeah.
Noibat: Maleficent and Splatter Phoenix.
Tombo: And they're mean ones.
Jiji: Let alone nasty ones.
Renamon: From our last encounter.
Jiminy: Well, I’m not afraid of those witches!
Pinocchio: Me neither. I’m not afraid of anything.
(He became nervous a little)
Pinocchio: Well, except fire, that is.
Jiminy: He don’t want to be firewood.
Sheeta: We don’t blame you for that.
Kiki: One can't be safe than sorry.
Pinocchio: But I’d rather face that to get me a brain and help Jiminy become a conscience!
Jiminy: Look, Pinocchio and I won’t be any trouble at all because he can’t think.
Pinocchio: So, please, won’t you take us with you?
(A short pause, then Sheeta's group gave in with smiles)
Sheeta, Kiki, and Jiji: Aw, how can we refuse?
Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon: Of course we will.
Kiki and Tombo: You can come with us.
(They stand up)
Pinocchio: Hurray! We’re off to see the Wizard!
Jiminy: And even if you trip, we’ll help you out!
(They suddenly looked at the confusing sign and decided which path to take)
Jiminy: I say we go straight!
Sheeta: I agree.
Pazu: Got my vote.
(The others agreed, too)
Sheeta's group: To Oz?
Pinocchio and Jiminy: To Oz!
(Then they began singing as they go straight, away from the cornfield)
Sheeta’s group: We’re off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We’ll find he is a whiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one
Because, because, because, because
Because, because
Because of the wonderful things
He does
We’re off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
(Back at the tower, Camille was reading a book with Mushu and Cri-Kee when they heard Splatter Phoenix call out to her)
Splatter Phoenix: (Voice-over) Camille! I’m home!
(Camille got excited and turned to Mushu and Cri-Kee)
Camille: (Excitedly) Okay! This is it! I'm gonna ask her!
Mushu: Okay. Cri-Kee and I'll go hide now. Be totally discreet.
(Cri-Kee chirps a bit in agreement. Mushu and him then ran into their hiding spot in Camille’s bed. Camille then activated an elevator at the window for Splatter Phoenix and she comes up, looking nice to her)
Camille: Welcome home, Mother!
Splatter Phoenix: Thank you.
(She goes up to a mirror with Camille)
Camille: Okay, Mother. I got to tell….
(Splatter Phoenix cuts her off)
Splatter Phoenix: Look at this, Camille. I can see a beautiful grown young woman standing in front of me.
(Camille smiled, thinking she’s talking about her, until….)
Splatter Phoenix: Oh, yes. I see you too, dear.
(Camille got disappointed)
Splatter Phoenix: (Chuckles a bit) Just joking around. Don’t be serious all the time.
(She chuckles a bit again. Camille chuckled a little, and then tried to speak up again as Splatter Phoenix inspects her face in front of the mirror)
Camille: Anyway, I want….
(Splatter Phoenix interrupted her again)
Splatter Phoenix: Camille, can you do me a favor and get rid of my ugly wrinkles, please?
Camille: (Realizing, then agreeing) Oh! Okay.
(She took her amulet off and held it out and Splatter Phoenix held her hand over it and Camille then sang her healing incantation rapidly)
Camille: (Rapidly) Flower-gleam-and-glow
Let-your-power-shine
Make-the-clock-reverse
Bring-back-what-once-was-mine
(Splatter Phoenix got surprised)
Splatter Phoenix: Whoa, Camille, slow down!
Camille: (Rapidly ignoring her) Heal-what-has-been-hurt
Change-the-Fates’-design
Save-what-has-been-lost
Bring-back-what-once-was-mine
What-once-was-mine
(After Camille finished, Splatter Phoenix briefly glowed, and was a little younger female duck again)
Splatter Phoenix: Well, thanks.
(She lets Camille take back her amulet)
Camille: (Putting her amulet back on) You’re welcome. (Changing the subject) Now, let me tell you something, please.
Splatter Phoenix: And what’s that?
Camille: My birthday’s tomorrow, and I'm really excited about it.
Splatter Phoenix: Yeah, so?
Camille: (Mumbling a little) Well, I know birthdays come once a year, but….
(Splatter Phoenix rolled her eyes)
Splatter Phoenix: Camille, I hate it when you mumble. It's annoying.
Camille: Sorry.
(She then worked up her courage as Splatter Phoenix poured herself a glass of water)
Camille: What I want for my birthday this year….
Splatter Phoenix: Yes?
(She began sipping her water and Camille finally says it)
Camille: I want to see the floating lights coming from Emerald City.
(Splatter Phoenix coughs a bit in surprise and spits some water out upon hearing that)
Camille: You okay?
(Recovering and composing herself, Splatter Phoenix turned to Camille in pretend confusion, and on pretend confusion, she knew Camille was talking about the floating lanterns in Emerald City that were lit up every year on her birthday after she was taken as a baby by Splatter Phoenix, but unfortunately for Camille, she, herself, doesn’t know it, much to Splatter Phoenix’s relief)
Splatter Phoenix: Why would you see floating lights? They’re just stars.
Camille: Not just any stars in the night sky.
(She pulls back the curtain and revealed her painting of her on a grassy field watching the lights in the night sky, much to Splatter Phoenix’s calm surprise and secret shock)
Camille: I watched those special kind of lights appear in the night sky from this window every night on my birthday at Emerald City. And I have a feeling they must mean something for me. And that’s why I want to ask of you. Will you take me to Emerald City so I can see what they are up close? I'm old enough to go outside the tower now. In fact, tomorrow, I'm gonna be 12.
(Splatter Phoenix just scoffs a little with a smile and went over to the window)
Splatter Phoenix: You want to go outside? Why, Camille….
(She begins to sing as she closed the window)
Splatter Phoenix: Look at you
As fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling
Just a sprout
You know why
We stay up in this tower
Camille: I know, but….
(Splatter Phoenix cuts her off)
Splatter Phoenix: That’s right
To keep you safe and sound, dear
Guess I always knew
This day was coming
(She pretends to be dramatic)
Splatter Phoenix: Knew that soon
You’d want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet
Camille: But….
(Splatter Phoenix shushed her)
Splatter Phoenix: Trust me, pet
Mother knows best
(She closed the sunroof, making the room dark as she continued to sing and Camille lit up the room with a candle)
Splatter Phoenix: Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It’s a scary world out there
Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong
I swear
(She began showing examples with both shadow puppetry and her black paint magic art)
Splatter Phoenix: Ruffians, thugs
Poison Ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes
The plague
Camille: (Shocked) No!
Splatter Phoenix: Yes!
Camille: But…!
(Splatter Phoenix showed more examples)
Splatter Phoenix: Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth and
Stop, no more
You’ll just upset me
Mother’s right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here’s what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with Mama
Mother knows best
(She then lectured Camille some more through song)
Splatter Phoenix: Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy
On your own
You won’t survive
Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they’ll eat you up alive
Gullible, naïve
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm, vague
Plus, I believe
Getting kind of chubby
I’m just saying
‘Cause I wuv you
Mother understands
Mother’s here to help you
All I have
Is one request
(Camille, now scared straight from the lectures, ran up to her and hugged her in fear as Splatter Phoenix hugged her back)
Splatter Phoenix: Camille?
Camille: Yes?
Splatter Phoenix: Don’t ever ask to leave this tower again.
Camille: (Sadly) Yes, Mother.
(They hugged some more)
Splatter Phoenix: I love you very much, my dear.
Camille: I love you more.
Splatter Phoenix: I love you most.
(She kisses Camille after the hug ended and went to the window elevator)
Splatter Phoenix: Don’t forget it
You’ll regret it
Mother knows best
(Then with that as the song is over, Camille then lets Splatter Phoenix down by activating the elevator)
Splatter Phoenix: Gotta run out again. See you when I come back home.
Camille: Okay.
(After Splatter Phoenix is gone, Camille sighed in disappointment as she opened the sunroof again)
Camille: I’ll be right here, like I always was.
(Mushu and Cri-Kee, who saw the whole thing, got concerned for Camille)
Coming up: Sheeta’s group arrives in a forest and befriends a certain rusted-copper-armored robot who dreams of wanting a heart. Also, Nemo and Icarus finally discover the tower and upon going in and learning of Camille’s dream of going to see the lanterns while the two befriend each other after a misunderstanding, he decides to take her out of the tower to see them with a promise to protect her and help prove that she might be the lost Princess of Oz.
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