Ghosts "R" Us/transcript

This is the transcript for "Ghosts "R" Us".
== Transcript ==
* (Episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick watching TV, bored)
* Patrick: SpongeBob, their's nothing good on.
* SpongeBob: Yeah. (stares at camera) Nothing.
* Patrick: Ugh, this movie night is a letdown.
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I was hoping they would be showing better things.
* Patrick: I was too. Now how are we gonna watch a good movie?
* (A lightbulb pops above SpongeBob's head)
* SpongeBob: Wait! I've got it! Let's get a movie from the video store!
* Patrick: SpongeBob! You're a genius!
* SpongeBob: Thank you, although the real genius is video stores!
* Patrick: OFF TO THE MOVIES! I MEAN, OFF TO THE MOVIE STORES!
* (Bubble Transition to the movie store)
* SpongeBob: Now what should we get. Hmm, this one looks interesting.
* (SpongeBob picks up a movie)
* SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what do you think of-
* Patrick: THIS ONE! LET'S GET THIS ONE!
* (We see Patrick holding a movie called "THE REALLY REALLY SCARY GHOSTS AND STUFF MOVIE OF TERROR")
* SpongeBob: I don't know, I mean-
* Patrick: I'd like to rent this one, please.
* Man at the register: That'll be 3 dollars.
* Patrick: SpongeBob, I need a little dough.
* SpongeBob: *sigh* Here, take my money.
* (The man puts the cash in and the two walk away with the movie. We now cut to them at the house)
* SpongeBob: Okay, you can watch the movie now. I'm tired.
* (SpongeBob walks upstairs and Patrick starts watching)
* (Timecard) Narrator: 5 minutes later...
* (Patrick comes running into SpongeBob's room, awaking him from his sleep)
* SpongeBob: What is it Patrick, can't you see I'm sleeping?
* Patrick: THE GHOSTS! THE GHOSTS!
* SpongeBob: Relax Patrick, there's no such thing as ghosts.
* Patrick: AAAAH! THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!
* SpongeBob: You know what's scarier
* Patrick: No
* SpongeBob: The Subliminal Message Girl
* (Patrick runs out of the house)
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: Looks like it's only you and me, buddy.
* (We cut to Patrick at Squidward's doorway)
* Patrick: SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! OPEN UP!
* (Squidward opens the door, but Patrick keeps knocking and starts punching him in the face)
* Squidward: CUT THAT OUT!
* Patrick: Oh, sorry. But anyway, save me from the ghosts! As a friend, you'll hide me from the ghosts, right Squidward?
* Squidward: There's no such thing as ghosts! And I'm not your friend and I want you to GO AWAY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!
* (Squidward slams the door on Patrick)
* Patrick: Oh noooo...
* (Bubble Transition to the next day)
* SpongeBob: Man, that ghost movie really scared Patrick. He hasn't come out of his rock at all today!
* (SpongeBob walks to the rock)
* SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay-
* Patrick: MUST HIDE FROM GHOSTS! PROTECT! PROTECT!
* SpongeBob: Patrick, there's no such thing as ghosts. You dontt need to worry.
* Patrick: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!
* SpongeBob: Patrick, you're overreacting. You need to stop being so paranoid.
* Patrick: I'M NOT PARANOID! YOU'RE PARANOID! YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO PARANOID!
* SpongeBob: Patrick, I dontt want to hurt you, I want to help you.
* Patrick: *gulps* HE'S A GHOST! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
* (Patrick starts throwing oranges at SpongeBob while SpongeBob blows one)
* Patrick: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
* SpongeBob: Now you're just being stupid. I'm leaving.
* (SpongeBob walks away)
* Patrick: DESTROY US ALL!
* (Patrick keeps saying “DESTROY US ALL” while in different places)
* (Bubble Transition to the next week in SpongeBob's pineapple)
* SpongeBob: I'm getting worried about Patrick. He hasn't come out of his rock in a week!
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: You're right Gary, I can't let my friend go insane. I'm gonna make him get rid of this fear!
* Gary: Meow. (kicks food bowl)
* (We cut to SpongeBob at Patrick's rock)
* SpongeBob: Patrick, wanna go-
* Patrick: DESTROY US ALL!
* SpongeBob: That's it. This is getting way out of hand. I'm gonna cure you of this fear!
* Patrick: NO! NO!
* (SpongeBob drags Patrick to a haunted house)
* Patrick: I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!
* SpongeBob: Oh yes you are.
* (Cut to inside the haunted house)
* Patrick: SpongeBob, why are you making me do this?! I'm scared!
* SpongeBob: Oh, you'll be fine. There's nothing to be afraid of!
* (A plastic ghost swings over the two' heads)
* Patrick: That wasn't that scary, but there's gonna be worse!
* SpongeBob (shivering): That wasn't that bad, there's nothing to be afraid of, nothing to-AAAH!
* (Another ghosts swings above them)
* SpongeBob: Okay...maybe we should turn back! I'm getting scared!
* Patrick: Those arentt that bad. We'll be fine.
* (timecard) Narrator: One haunted house later...
* (SpongeBob comes bursting out screaming)
* SpongeBob: AAAAH! AAAAH! THE GHOSTS ARE GONNA GET ME!
* Patrick: There's no such thing as ghosts. That was lame.
* SpongeBob: YOU'RE WRONG! THEY'RE GONNA DESTROY US ALL!
* Patrick: You're being paranoid.
* SpongeBob: I'M NOT PARANOID! YOU'RE PARANOID!
* Patrick: Now you're just being ridiculous.
* SpongeBob: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
* (Patrick walks away into his rock)
* Patrick: Dunno whatss up with him.
* THE END
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