Transcripts 1998-09

Transcripts from September 1998 strips.
== September 27 ==
Panel 1Two darts are at the top of a dartboard, with a third one joining them with a "DINK" sound.Off-panel: YES!Panel 2Richard grabs the darts.Richard: Get the drinks in now Norman. You can't beat 80 with one throw!Off-panel (Norman): WatchPanel 3An axe flies through the air with a "WIZZ!", landing in the dartboard with a "TWAK!"Off-panel: That's 20, triple 20 AND 20 again! 100!Panel 4Norman has his hands in the air, triumphant. Richard is fuming at him.Norman: The dart master is again victorious! Mine's StellersRichard: I hope you choke on it!
== September 29 ==
Panel 1Richard and Norman are standing together, looking disappointed. Richard is holding a beer can.Richard: This is easily the most boring party I've been to.Norman: Yeah.Panel 2The two look at each other mischieviously.Richard: Did you spike the punch?Norman: Naturally.Panel 3Close-up of Norman.Norman: Everyone puts alcohol in the punch, so I've started experimenting...Panel 4Unknown cat character is at the punch bowl with cup in hand, looking distressed and tail bristly as if out of fright.Norman: ...with Viagra
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