Ground-gopher Day

DISCLAIMER: Please note that the characters in this short are not to be portrayed as any negative character or in any offensive manner. This is only a fictional work to celebrate Topher's one year anniversary on the wiki and is not meant to offend any user that should read it.
----Presidential Topher presents Ground-gopher Day
==Transcript==
*[short begins with TopherGopher, standing in his chair, posing; the National Anthem is being played in the background, yet is being squeaked by gophers]
*Suds: [takes picture with camera] I forget, Mr. Topher. Why are we taking these pictures again?
*Topher: Well, it's Ground-gopher Day, my young Democrat. It's the day the entire town worships their President.
*Suds: Isn't it you who always say that you are not a gopher?
*Topher: Isn't it you who always envies that I get to be President and you don't.
*Suds: No. That's Vice President Chris's job. [whispers] I envy that you have a day named after yourself. [aloud] Isn't today supposed to be Groundhog Day?
*Topher: Not anymore. I had Kjjb change it.
*Suds: Ah, but did he change the date on the calender? [looks at calender]
*Topher: No. You did that.
*Suds: Oh. Yeah. Say, how long do you have to pose like that?
*Topher: Until you stop taking pictures.
*Suds: But sir, that chair is only so strong. If you're not careful, you could...
*[the chair under Topher breaks, causing him to fall through the floor]
*Suds: ...fall through the floor.
*[the scene cuts to Topher, now underground]
*Topher: Whoa. Where am I?
*Gopher: Hey, buddy. This is my day. Get lost.
*Topher: No way! I made today my day, and I'm the President, so I overrule you.
*Gopher: I hate democracy! [crawls away fast]
*Announcer: So let's give it up for our...[pulls out Topher] President? Where's the gopher?
*Topher: Gopher? I'm President Topher. This is my day.
*Kjjb: [runs into scene] Actually, sir, you made that tomorrow. Today is Groundhog Day.
*Topher: Curse you copyright issues!
*[short ends with the rest of the National Anthem, once again squeaked by gophers; the credits roll by past the title card]
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