Q10 - Ron's Tiny Problem

In this episode we read "Ron's Tiny Problem & Hermione's Big Solution" by sordidhumor.
This entire episode is one big Ron Bash.
== Episode Summary ==
Hermione is pregnant and horny and Ron's tiny equipment just isn't cutting it, so Ron asks Harry to have a threesome.
== Pairings ==
* Ron/Hermione
* Harry/Hermione
* Harry/Ron
* Harry/Ron/Hermione
== Notable Moments ==
*The hosts talk about the Twitter Yule Ball, where people roleplay/livetweet the Hogwarts Yule Ball
*The hosts can't get out their Quickie jingle because of a giggling fit.
*Allie changes "time for us to read another quick fanfic" to "time for us to read about Ron's small prick"
*Possibly one of the best cold opens into a fic the podcast has ever done.
*"feel the rhythm feel the rhyme, Hermione's pregnant, bobsled time!"
*Allie makes a joke that Harry wouldn't even understand what they were asking him to do.
*Danny mentions "going out with Jill tonight" being a euphemism for masturbating because your hand makes that shape?
*Hermione is very hormonal...Hormonie
*Getting rid of the Dark Lord should buy you a lot of positive kharma.
*Reference to Harry being a cock critiquer.
*"Ron's the ice cream and she wants Harry's pickle." ~ Lyndsay
*New nickname for the crotch area: "the south country"
**"Pack your bags! We're going south!" ~ Allie
**"Don't forget a converter, because there's a different plug!" ~ Danny
*Lyndsay wonders why Hermione didn't "Engorgio" Ron's penis while Danny warns us about the dangers of penis enlargement ads.
*Allie wonders if Hermione couldn't just shrink her vagina magically to accomodate Ron's Tiny Problem until they realize that might cause the baby to just pop out.
*"She's so wet! OH! HER WATER BROKE!"
*"And his "big brown eye" gazed up at Ron" ~ Allie
*Gasping Lyndsay
*"Girl's been doing her Kegels!" ~ Lyndsay
*The hosts are in uproar as the unborn baby joins in on the action
**"So she's breech" ~ Allie
*The hosts are so turned off they change the Wands Up or Down Song to "are you wands definitely down"
*"Sorry!" *kiss*
*"Ask not what your South Country can do for you, but what you can do for your South Country" ~ Lyndsay
*"The south has won, my friends" ~ Allie
*Ron's dick's name is Jason
*It's not the size of the prize, it's the lack of apology when you ejaculate.
== Wands Up or Down? ==
* Lyndsay: Down
** Only thing she's up for is the creativity and the fact that Harry is so large he rips condoms
** Down for Ron not only having a small dick, but also being a premature ejaculator
* Danny: Down
** up for the bobsled, and everyone's willingness to support a pregnant lady
* Allie: Down
** up for pregnant women embracing their sexual needs
** down for Ron unnecessarily being involved, coming too soon and the word "sorry"
Category:Quickies and Specials
Category:F/M Pairing
Category:M/M Pairing
Category:Poly Pairing
Category:0 Wands Up
Category:Quickie 10
Category:2018
Category:Quickies
Category:Allie: Down
Category:Lyndsay: Down
Category:Danny: Down
Category:Reader: Danny