Alfred E. Neuman

Alfred E. Neuman, from MAD Magazine, was a Guest Judge on Cycle 4 of Ballyhoo's Next Top Model. 
== Personality ==
Alfred E. Neuman is a total shitstirring troll. He's a political comedian who likes to poke fun at stupid bullshit in society, but also has no problem being a little raunchy to do it. He tends to get on people's bad sides because he is confrontational, brash, and often even filthy. He has little regard for manners, acts like a child, and fucks around at every opportunity, yet somehow always avoids "finding out". Such a weasel!
== Career ==
Alfred E. Neuman initially gained notoriety just for confusing the hell out of people. Nobody knew where this kid came from or what his antics meant. He continued to go viral for his strange pranks, spreading his image to everyone's mailbox, and becoming an overnight zine sensation. Eventually, he gained a contract with MAD Magazine, who wanted to use him as the face of their magazine. Normally, Alfred would never sell out like this, but the magazine matched his ideals and values perfectly. They were a small business and used their platform to shit on celebrities, politicians, and pop culture, satirizing the world while also having something deep and meaningful to say beneath the jokes.... 75% of the time, at least. This made Alfred very happy until eventually, as all things in capitalism do, he gained popularity and was then forced to become a corporate shell of himself for the company that now valued profits over their original aspirations. But Alfred got the last laugh as MAD magazine began to die out, yet his career would live on! For when you are a troll, there's always something to make fun of, and when you're as good at it as Alfred, you can always make your way back into the spotlight.
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