A Trip to Maine

Guest star - Alyssa Milano, Shannen Doherty and Holly Marie Combs
Musical guest - Jonas Brothers
This is the last episode to use the Nickelodeon Productions logo at the end with June saying "Henry! Get me out of here!" 
== Quotes ==
Announcer: Are you ready for KaBlam!?
Erica: Hello? Anybody home? Aw, man! I always thought nobody’s here! [She sits down on the chair, puts her feet on the desk and opens a can of beer.] Here's to another millennium.
[She unenthusiastically raises her hand and toasts.]
Crowd: [chanting] Ten!
[Cut to: Paris. A screen on the Eiffel Tower displays "9".]
Crowd: [chanting] Neuf!
[Cut to: Vatican City. The Pope holds up a sign with "VIII" on it.]
Crowd: [chanting] Otto!
[Cut to: Egypt. Egyptians crowd around the pyramids that rotate in mid-air.]
Crowd: [chanting] Saba!
[Cut to: Athens. People are gathered around the Parthenon.]
Crowd: [chanting] Eksi!
[Cut to: Great Wall Of China.]
Crowd: [chanting] Wu!
[Cut to: Taj Mahal.]
Crowd: [chanting] Char!
[Cut to: African Village.]
Crowd: [chanting] Thathu!
[Cut to: Tokyo. A screen displays "2".]
Crowd: [chanting] Nee!
[Scene: From space the whole planet sees in the new millennium.]
Crowd: [chanting] One! Happy new year!
[People cheer in the new millennium and fireworks explode all over the city.]
Erica: What the--? My God! 2008! Yahoo!
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
Henry: Hi, this is Henry.
June: And I'm June. and today we are at Maine
Henry: We are so excited that we are getting a girl of all time.
June: Yep, cause Henry and I have decided to tell about the Horoscope.
Henry: And Now, Here's the first cartoon and it's called
Mr Shez: This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if you'll be so kind to leave so that I can get ready for work tomorrow.
Sniz: Mr. President...
Mr Shez: Shush.
Sniz: But we just wanted to...
Mr Shez: [yells in their faces angrily] Get out of my house! 
Fran: There he is!
Green Ferret: Are you the owner of this house?
Mr Shez: Yes! Yes, I am!
Henry: having a lots of tons of fun as we all can together and be safe.
June: And we can all do our best.
Henry and June: As we can do.
Henry: Everybody are you ready for the next cartoon?
Everybody: Yes!
Henry: Then let's do it.
Erica: man, I feel dizzy after the madness
Mr. Jimmy McGee: I’m not a fan since 2006
Henry: now that is what we call, a beautiful cartoon
Henry's Mom: now stand up straight honey, you didn’t get to see me in a singing suit
Mr. Jimmy McGee: now here’s a ditty is especially for you, so listen up, yutz-a-tolas!
(music starts to build up)
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Well, there's Free speech and there's control and lousy Democrats
The media's too liberal and everyone's too funny 
The women have careers and form opinions of their own 
We let ourwives control our lives
Henry's Mom: Damn, it's good to be home
All: Our lives aren't always great,
In these Kablammy places,
But remember, boys and girls,
It is not the worst,
Place,
In,
The,
World!
Henry: It's not the worst place in the world, yeah, yeah!
Mr. Foot: Oh, and, uh, what happens in Maine, stays in Maine. Okay? Seriously.
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed... The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #73: Hula hoop
Narrator: End.
Ryan: Everybody give it up for the Jonas Brothers with What I Go To School For!
(audience cheering)
Jonas Brothers: Her voice is echoed in my mind 
I count the days 'til she is mine 
Can't tell my friends 'cause they will laugh 
I love a girl from senior class 
I daydreamed through freshman math 
While she fills out her college apps 
Show her a world where we belong 
But she'll have to drive us to the prom 
That's what I go to school for 
Even though it is a real bore 
You can call me crazy 
She is so amazing 
That's what I go to school for 
Even though it is a real bore 
Girlfriends I've had plenty 
But she's the one that I need 
That's what I go to school for 
That's what I go to school for 
Her boyfriend's just turning nineteen 
But that doesn't bother me 
He's back at college out of town 
I find a reason to go 'round 
I climb a tree outside her home 
To make sure she is alone 
She looks up and sees me there 
Still I cant help but stop and stare 
That's what I go to school for 
Even though it is a real bore 
You can call me crazy 
She is so amazing 
That's what I go to school for 
Even though it is a real bore 
Girlfriends I've had plenty 
But she's the one that I need 
That's what I go to school for 
That's what I, what I
What I go to school for 
Everyone that you see all day 
Knows you're looking at me in a different way 
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high 
I can see those tell tale signs 
Telling me that I was on your mind 
I could see that you want it more 
When you told me that 
I'm what you go to school for 
I'm what you go to school for 
She's made her choice and I'm the one 
At least 'til graduation comes 
We drive past school to wave goodbye 
My friends they can't believe their eyes 
That's what I go to school for 
Even though it is a real bore 
You can call me crazy 
She is so amazing
That's what I go to school for 
Even though it is a real bore 
Girlfriends I've had plenty 
But she's the one that I need 
That's what I go to school for 
That's what I, what I
What I go to school for 
(audience cheers as the couple re enter the stage)
Henry: okay, that’s our show!
June: but before we go, we wanna thank the Jonas Brothers
Henry: and of course our very special guests, Alyssa Milano, Shannen Doherty and Holly Marie Combs!
(Mr. Foot stuffing the stars of Charmed in the trunk of a car)
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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