Why I Should Never Date My Siblings

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== Part One. ==
It popped out like a mother's child; you should have seen the git. He screamed and he winced his eyeball. If I remember I was like, messing his eye up. And I thought, "Crap, I'd better not press too hard with my two-inch long rooster." So it quivered on it, it dripped down his beak, and I thought. "That's good" and I said to myself, "That's really good".﻿
ALL'S WELL THAT BUILDS JACK
Also some drew art of Vincent Van Goat and Shin from Morenatsu together.
Wait, they said this is for kids!? Well...I should get someone to remove this.
No, you shouldn't... On to part 2.
== Part Two. ==
It just so happened that Maddie just managed to get ahold of a forbidden spellbook, and use it as her diary.. You should be glad that we had to confiscate it and remove all soulbindings, Thanks to that book, She now has to go to rehab..
I have made some studies on the diary, and it seemed as if she had made up a whole bunch of characters and consider them a part of "The Godrod Family", She also managed to start a cult called "The ZOOM Cult" all thanks to her sacrificing her little sister to Satan. 
I have also been exploring some of the pocket dimensions in maddie's diary, and i found out that there were so many..
There seems to be a debug page somewhere in that ancient book of mine, But anyways.. let's get to the point.
I've been storing things in a pocket dimension from her old diary, and I have to admit, It really is useful sometimes. despite the fact that Maddie has somehow gotten a hold of it, whilst she shouldn't have gotten it anyways. 
It appears as if i have found a copy of the "Freddy Fazbear Virus" from 2014. It is very very very unlikely that this was actually in the diary the whole time.
So i just found out that Madeline was not a part of the baby einstein gang, but however, I just watched another episode of "Baby Einstein '99" and saw some guy taking hostages of "Bard The Green Dragon" at a fast food joint. all because the chuck-e-cheese pizza was infested with ants and roaches. Why did they even have this in a kid show!?
So i just watched some episode of ni-hao kai-lan, and i'd have to admit, The show got very interesting when rintoo had tolee as his hostage.. :P
I will be writing what i saw after i leave the next message to [REDACTED]
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