Stefon

Stefon is one spicy space-pirate! Port Royal's hottest club is club "BOOOSHH". Opened in 1697 by club promoter and Israeli judo diva queen Ahuva Zubaraharija, this club has everything: ping pong, beavers, fruit roll-ups, that buttery Greek guy from the subway, and is that an elderly buffalo king smelling your sister? No; it's an African Joe Biden delivering sandwiches. And if you hang around till after hours, you may find yourself down on the dance floor, surrounded by a gang of human back-packs (it's that thing when you tie a midget to your back and he carries all your stuff).
These clubs have everything!:
A Jewpid (Jewish cupid): John Breasly
A Russian running on a treadmell wearing a Cosby Sweater: Mikhail Volkov
A fat Hawaiin guy that NO one invited: Marc Cannonshot
A dying Pervert: Jack Goldwrekcer
A football jelly fish: Parax
A fish called Kwanza: Sven Daggersteel
Fat game show host Sjackk: Jason Blademorgan
Manora the Explorer: Jason Shiprat
Human suitcases: Bill, Keira, and Kittynomsyou
Some guys mom: Bad Kitty
A human boombox:: Jarod Pillagebane
A Pakistani woman that looks like a California raisin: Caddius A. Bane
Doowop group: Jim Logan and Zeke
Humba: Dirty Mallace
A wise old turtle that looks like Quincy Jones: Genlawrence.
Gizmo, the coked up Gremlin: Davy Hookwrecker
Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator: Jack Pistol
The fat kid on a slip'n'slide - Captaingoldvane2
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