YOU

YOU are reading this right now. That's right, you motherfucker. You are in these stories and you have no choice in that matter. You already know what you've done, but this article will tell you about it all anyway.
== Biography ==
YOU are you. You are from your hometown. You eventually moved to Skyland because you have a crush on a goddess and you bet your lucky ass that she likes you back. She let you move into her home and touch her big ol' honkzonkers. Eventually, Nite got tired of writing erotica and your relationship with Palutena became a lot less important, but guess what, you stuck around anyway. Lucky you.
During your time in Skyland, you've practically done everything that Nite could possibly think to do with a franchise he actually knows almost nothing about. You played Super Smash Bros. with the Kid Icarus characters who actually appear in Super Smash Bros. You watched sports ball while getting drunk with the Kid Icarus characters who actually appear in Super Smash Bros. You've met Bobby Hill from King of the Hill, Lilo and Stitch from Walt Disney Animation Studios' Lilo and Stitch, and Metal Overlord from Sonic Heroes. You've trained to be a hero with your friend Ike from the Fire Emblem series. You even got to go to Disney World, holy shit! You also took a nap for two years between the hero training and Disney World things, but don't worry about that - you're fine.
Category:Characters
Category:Main Characters
Category:Skylandia Series
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