Rabbits vs Guinea Pigs

In my second battle, the hopping cotton tailed animal, Rabbit, raps against the common rodent pet, Guinea Pig. Which adorable pet will win this battle?
== Intro ==
RAP BATTLE
RABBITS
VS
GUINEA PIGS
BEGIN!
== Beat ==
Cave Story WITHOUT LYRICS (Title Theme Remix) by Brentalfloss
== Rabbit ==
Starts at 0:10
This won't be a battle, I'm causing a massacre,
'Cause I'm having to fight this overgrown hamster!
You're a fraud with your name, not a pig in any way!
Just a furry Pringles packet who can't stay in one place!
You're too sudden, and scared, and run outta time,
'Cause I'm still in my prime when you're destined to die.
I've got fiction on my side and pet owners too,
Olga, I sell 3 times better than you!
== Guinea Pig ==
Starts at 0:30
Happy you invade land? I'm not surprised.
Your lot always have your countries double-sized.
And you sell, sure, but jeez do you breed!
No wonder you get so many STDs!
Ask Truffles, we can hop, ain't much you can do.
'Cause face it, pal, you're usually stew.
You're a nice pet for toddlers, sure, I'll concur,
But you're so aggressive, you'll end up as fur.
== Rabbit ==
Starts at 0:50
You're pretty hasty to speak, those rhymes were crude.
You say I'm stew? You were first bred for food!
You're just an Andean trade that's been thrown overboard.
Big game for cats! Screw jaguar, call me a Lepord!
We're aggressive and speedy, that's how we survive!
You can't stand rainy days! How are you still alive?
And yes, I'm in clothes, but that means I'm versatile!
Looks like coney's kicking cavy back into the wild!
== Guinea Pig ==
Starts at 1:11
As a pet I'm simple, while you're a pet-owner beater,
And you quick to run off, just like your Peter.
Your claws shred kids, while on the mic I'm shredding bars
I'm Incan medicine, the Romans left you in the dark!
It doesn't take your Br'er to see you've been outfoxed
When your main use these days is selling eggs in shops!
It's just a seasonal reason for children to think you cute
And then find out after getting you you're a mindless brute.
== Outro ==
Starts at 1:30
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
RAP- d'awwwww… battle…
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