Cardinal of Cathedral De Remedium

== Life Summary ==
The first Cardinal of the Catholic faith, native to the East, and now residing in the First Roman-Catholic Cathedral, Hesuit. He was born on the 7th day of the 7th month of the 9th year A.D. to father and mother unknown. He traversed the steppes of Eastern Europe much of his early life, spreading the faith to the hordes. In the late 10th century he visited the Isles to dispel rumors of his nature. Hesuit at this point was instructed to head to the Caucuses, and fast.
After a millennium of fasting, Hesuit was instructed to reemerge. He traveled to North America–a land new to him–and thanked beings kind to him and his name. After familiarizing himself with the world around him, he ventured to our land, a land he now calls home, TC. He volunteered to join the building of The First Roman-Catholic Cathedral; promising to be the custodian upon its completion. He now brings gifts to the builder, SpankingNuns, and while not entirely happy with his name, is grateful that he continues the religion. The gifts are usually superficial–namely brown mushrooms–but are appreciated by the builder.
== Myths & Legend ==
In every great figure's wake, there are the dispassionate masses. The ever-chaotic open waters unmoved by the ship, steering it off course. Afraid of Hesuit's nature, cultures unfamiliar with the faith spread rumors. Hesuit had become folklore, promulgated by the elders of cultures. In hopes of quelling youth's desire for dissent, they told stories of a tall, lanky being, luring, and kidnapping children. This story remained integral among the new ever-changing prominent cultures and stained the memories of the masses for centuries. Sadly, Hesuit–fasting in a dank cave in the Caucasus–had no way of dispelling these falsities. Eventually, in the year of our lord 2009, a new revolutionized story of Hesuit became prominent. It was the same story of a tall, lanky being, luring, and kidnapping children, this time in a swanky suit. However, this brought a new thought. Scholars of the internet began wondering, "What if this being is friendly?" At this time, Hesuit–called forth from his meditation–worked his way to the land we now inhabit known as TC. Seeing that the faith was still being furthered, he happily volunteered to become the custodian of The First Roman-Catholic Cathedral; upon its completion.