A Day In The Life (Episode)

A Day In The Life is the first episode of SpongeBob: Zombie World. It was released on August 5, 2022. The next episode is I Am The Walrus. 
== Transcript ==
* Paul McCartney's bridge after verse two in "A Day in the Life" by the Beatles begins playing, as the morning sun rises above Conch Street in Bikini Bottom. Inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob SquarePants wakes up and leaps off his bed.
* SpongeBob: "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, GARY!"
* Gary murmurs as he tries to fall back asleep and rests his head on the floor.
* SpongeBob: "We can play later, Gary. I'm off to spend the morning with the greatest best friend a guy could have!"
* SpongeBob peaked his head out his window and yelled: "GOOD MORNING, PATRICK!"
* Patrick yelled back, from his rock: "GOOD MORNING, SPONGEBOB!"
* SpongeBob bursts out his front door as the Beatles song stops playing. Squidward looked out his bedroom window.
* Squidward: "WILL YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS SHUT THE HELL UP!"
* SpongeBob: "Silly Squidward, it's Tuesday, the day of wonders and positive things."
* Squidward: "What good could ever come from a Tuesday?"
* SpongeBob: "Well, Tuesday's like part two of Monday, the day we go back to work, and we get to work at the best eating establishment in Neptune's ocean."
* Squidward: "Oh, please. Working at the Krusty Krab is as fun as it is a reliable job."
* Spongebob: "Well, it's very fun, and reliable."
* "A Day in the Life '' stopped playing, as the theme song and opening for SpongeBob: Zombie World played. Then, cheerful SpongeBob music started playing, and SpongeBob was shown walking down a road, in Downtown Bikini Bottom, as recognizable SpongeBob characters were walking by him.
* Sandy: "Howdy, SpongeBob."
* SpongeBob: "Morning, Sandy."
* Larry the Lobster: "Mornin', little square dude."
* SpongeBob: "Good morning Larry."
* Fred: "Hey, SpongeBob. High five."
* SpongeBob gave Fred a high five.
* Fred: "AGHH MY HAND!!!"
* SpongeBob: "Agh!"
* Fred: "Gotcha! I'm just pulling your leg."
* SpongeBob: "Oh. Hahahaha!"
* Bubble transition…
* Squidward was sitting behind the cash register at the Krusty Krab, and Bubble Bass was standing in front of him, ordering something.
* Bubble Bass: "I'll have a BLAH, BLAH, BLAH extra BLAH."
* Squidward wrote it down and turned to the window behind his head.
* Squidward: "One blah, blah, extra heart attack. Ha. Ha. Extra heart attack. Haha. I crack myself up."
* SpongeBob: "I'm on it, Squidward!*
* SpongeBob was standing on top of a high shelf in the kitchen, and leaped off of it, into the air, and pulled off his tie, to toss it above him, wrapping it up around a ceiling fan in the kitchen, and used his tie to swing around the room, like a vine or rope. With his trusty spatula in his hand, he began moving his hands around, grabbing burger ingredients and tossing meat on the grill, all while swinging on his tie, around the room, in circles. He leaped off the tie and put it back on his shirt, as he landed on top of a mustard squirter, lined up with a bunch of different condiment squirters, as he then ran across the tops of all of them, smiling. The scene cuts to SpongeBob bursting through the kitchen door, into the dining room, holding a plate with a monster sized Krabby Patty on top.
* SpongeBob: "Order up!"
* Almost everyone in the dining room started cheering for SpongeBob. The scene cuts forward in time, slightly, as all the customers in the restaurant are eating their Krabby Patties. SpongeBob walked up to Mr. Krabs, who was staring into the distance, through the restaurant's front windows.
* SpongeBob(positively): "Another super production morning shift!"
* Squidward: "Yawn."
* Mr. Krabs didn't say anything.
* SpongeBob: "Whatcha looking at, Mr. Krabs?"
* Mr. Krabs: "Me arch nemesis' restaurant across the street, the Chum Bucket. He hasn't tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula in over a week. I wonder what he's up to."
* SpongeBob: "Maybe he's finally given up."
* Mr. Krabs: "No, Sheldon Plankton's relentless. He'd never give up. He must have something up his sleeve…"
* Bubble transition… Plankton was walking out of an old, torn up van, in the middle of a dark, spooky graveyard, that night. Karen was coming outside, behind him.
* Karen: "What are we doing here of all places?"
* The full moon of the underwater sky shined hard on them, as something in the distance made a loud, wolf-like howling sound.
* Plankton: "I've been trying for years to snatch the Krabby Patty formula from the living people at the Krusty Krab, yet everyone in the ocean eats there, and I still don't have the formula."
* Karen: "That doesn't explain why we're here."
* Plankton: "If I can't get the formula from living fish, maybe I can get it from a corpse if we take it to the Chum Bucket and analyze its stomach contents."
* Karen: "I don't know if I'm going crazy, but that actually sounds like it could work."
* Plankton: "It was only a matter of time until you realized my genius."
* Plankton walked up to a tombstone that had a fish statue on top of it, standing tall, lingering over him.
* Plankton: "I have a good feeling about this one. Start digging, Karen."
* Karen grabbed a shovel and began digging away at the ground existing in front of the tombstone. Plankton leaned forward, looking up, to read the name printed on the grave. A shadowy figure jumped out at Plankton, over the tombstone!
* Plankton: "AGHH!!!"
* It hovered over Plankton, appearing to be choking him!
* Karen: "Relax, it's just a tree branch."
* Karen turned on a flashlight built into her screen, revealing the thing on Plankton to be a tree branch on a tree being moved by the wind. Plankton got up.
* Plankton: "I wasn't scared."
* Karen: "Let's get going, tough guy."
* The next day… SpongeBob woke up from his alarm clock, and leaped out of bed.
* SpongeBob: "It's going to be a great day!"
* Gary: "Meow."
* SpongeBob: "What do you mean? Of course it's gonna be a great day. It's always a great day."
* SpongeBob started walking out the door.
* Gary: "Meow."
* SpongeBob: "I love you too, Garebear."
* Bubble transition… SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward were shown standing in the dining room, at the Krusty Krab, as the restaurant was packed.
* "What the…" Mr. Krabs started saying, looking ahead, at a big sign above the Chum Bucket, that says 'NOW SERVING KRABBY PATTIES $2.50 EACH!'
* SpongeBob: "HOW DID PLANKTON GET HIS HANDS ON THE FORMULA?!"
* Mr. Krabs: "Relax, me boy. Regardless of who starts selling them, me customers go here for the atmosphere, and will never jump ship to the Chum Bucket."
* Title card: Two Seconds Later…
* Everyone in the Krusty Krab was gone, and Mr. Krabs started crying.
* Mr. Krabs: "I'M RUINED!!!"
* Squidward: "The atmosphere is changing."
* Mr. Krabs wiped his tears and put his claw on SpongeBob's shoulder.
* Mr. Krabs: "You might want to start looking for a different job, me boy. It looks like the Krusty Krab's days are numbered."
* SpongeBob: "No, sir, Mr. Krabs. I'm with you till the very end!'
* In the Chum Bucket, all the seats were filled, and it was so crowded inside, there were even customers standing around in the dining room, eating Krabby Patties.
* "Cha ching, cha ching!" The sound of the register, repeating, as Plankton kept putting more money into it from customers.
* Plankton: "Mwuhahah."
* Karen: "I don't get it. Why are we selling Krabby Patties for $2.50 when the Krusty Krab sells them for $3.40?"
* Plankton: "It's good for business in the long run. Being cheaper sells, something Eugene Krabs will never understand."
* Fred, the My Leg Guy, was eating a Krabby Patty at a table with two of his friends sitting at it. As his friends were talking to each other, Fred stopped eating. He looked down at the Krabby Patty in his hand, and he was getting dizzy.
* Fred: "I'll be back."
* He got up and started heading towards the bathroom.
* One of his friends said to another: "He shouldn't have had three of them."
* Inside the bathroom, Fred was rinsing his hands off, at the sink, and splash water on his face, breathing anxiously. He turned the water off. Suddenly, the entire room started spinning, like crazy! Fred fell to his knees, and put his hand on his forehead, as someone in one of the bathroom stalls was loudly vomiting a lot. Later, as the sun was setting, the Krusty Krab was still empty, and SpongeBob was standing around in the dining area.
* Mr. Krabs sighed.
* Mr. Krabs started walking up to the front door, holding a pen.
* SpongeBob: "Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?"
* Mr. Krabs: "I'm sorry, SpongeBob. It's come down to this."
* Mr. Krabs flipped the open sign hanging on the door to the side that says 'Closed', and wrote on it at the bottom, saying 'for good'.
* SpongeBob: "NOOOO!!!!"
* Mr. Krabs walked out of the Krusty Krab, got in his boat, and drove away. SpongeBob and Squidward exited the restaurant, slowly.
* SpongeBob: "I guess that's it… I'm really gonna miss the grill."
* Squidward: "I was always ready for this day, but now that it's here… It feels weird… I always pictured quitting."
* SpongeBob: "I guess we'll just go home, then".
* Squidward: "You go on without me. I have things to do in THE CITY."
* Bubble transition… The sunset was almost complete, and no one was outside. SpongeBob slowly walked down a long sidewalk, on an unfamiliar looking street.
* SpongeBob: "I hope I'm not lost."
* A guy wearing a coat and hat appeared in front of SpongeBob, in the distance, walking towards him.
* SpongeBob: "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?"
* The person didn't respond, then walked close enough up to SpongeBob for him to see his rotten, beastly face, yellow eyes, and sharp teeth, and he leaped at SpongeBob, with his hands out, to bite him! "Snapped" by Inside Tracks started playing. SpongeBob jumped away, looking shocked!
* SpongeBob: "AGH!!!"
* The fish opened his mouth wider than humanly possible, and continued menacingly walking towards SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: "Back off. Stop it!"
* The fish picked up speed, towards SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: "AGHH!!!!"
* SpongeBob started running away! The fish leaped towards him again! SpongeBob forced himself to run faster! He took a bunch of turns in the city, in different directions! He heard the fish making loud chomping sounds far behind him, and he darted so far ahead that he couldn't hear him anymore! SpongeBob headed up a hill, and before he knew it, he was on top of a huge mountain, lingering over Bikini Bottom. The sun was fully set, as SpongeBob stood over the edge of the mountain, looking ahead into the night sky, as he could see explosions going off in the city, and millions of zombies walking in all the streets.
* To be continued…
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