Super! Comedy/Telejerkwipes

== Cast ==
* Ian James Corlett as Andy Larkin
* Bruce Dinsmore as Binky Barnes
* Kawennáhere Devery Jacobs as Dongwa Miao
* Lisa Yamanaka as Wanda Li
* John Alderton as Norman Price
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== Transcript ==
=== Soft version ===
The Telejerkwipes: You suck (x4)
Narrator: Andy Larkin
Andy: Andy Larkin!
Narrator: Binky
Binky: Binky!
Narrator: Dongwa
Dongwa: Dongwa... MIAO!
Narrator: Wanda
Wanda Li: Wanda... Li.
Narrator: Telejerkwipes!
The Telejerkwipes: Telejerkwipes!
Narrator: Say go away!
The Telejerkwipes: GO A-WAY!
The Telejerkwipes: You suck (x6)
Norman Price (in the form of the Teletubbies sun): Oh brill! This looks like an amazing telly program!
Narrator: Where are the Telejerkwipes!
(The Telejerkwipes argue for a bit)
The Telejerkwipes: GO A-WAY!
Narrator: They're in a milkshake bar.
The Telejerkwipes: IN THE MILKSHAKE BAR!
Narrator: All the Telejerkwipes are very thirsty!
(They all burp)
Norman Price: *burps*
Narrator: Dongwa wants some catnip on his nose.
Dongwa: Give me the catnip, Binky!
Narrator: But all Binky wants... is a fight!
Binky: Fight!
(Binky and Dongwa fight for a bit and the others cheer them on)
Andy: Andy Larkin needs a whiz!
The Telejerkwipes: Uh-oh!
Narrator: Andy is too filled up with forthcoming diabetes and soda water to get to the toilet!
(Barney comes in dressed as the Loo-Loo from the Telecockneys skit)
Barney: This is so embarrassing, *does typical chuckle*
Narrator: Luckily, the Loo-Loo is on hand.
(Andy and the Telejerkwipes are shown whizzing in the Loo-Loo costume from behind)
Norman Price: Fantastic! A toilet costume! Perfect for my next prank!
(Once all the Telejerkwipes are finished, they go back to the table. Suddenly, the TV-err, I mean phone event begins)
The Telejerkwipes: Uh-oh!
(Andy answers his phone)
Danny: Andy my man, what'ya doing? We gotta go and prank the First Nations reservation!
Andy: Busy, go away.
Narrator: To their quote-on-quote friends, the Telejerkwipes love to say:
The Telejerkwipes: EFF OFF!
=== Adult version ===
The Telejerkwipes: Wanker (x4)
Narrator: Andy Larkin
Andy: Andy Larkin!
Narrator: Binky
Binky: Binky!
Narrator: Dongwa
Dongwa: Dongwa MIAO you assholes!
Narrator: Wanda
Wanda Li: Wanda... Li.
Narrator: Telejerkwipes!
The Telejerkwipes: Telejerkwipes!
Narrator: Say eff off!
The Telejerkwipes: EFF OFF!
The Telejerkwipes: Wanker (x6)
Norman Price (in the form of the sun): Oh brill! This looks like an amazing telly program!
Narrator: Where are the Telejerkwipes!
(Telejerkwipes argue for a bit)
The Telejerkwipes: EFF OFF!
Narrator: They're in the pub!
The Telejerkwipes: IN A PUB!
Narrator: All the Telejerkwipes are very thirsty!
(They all burp)
Norman Price: *burps*
Narrator: Dongwa wants a light for his Cuban ciggie.
Dongwa: Light it up, Binky!
Narrator: But all Binky wants... is a fight!
Binky: Fight!
(Binky and Dongwa fight for a bit and the others cheer them on)
Andy: Andy Larkin needs a piss!
The Telejerkwipes: Uh-oh!
Narrator: Andy is too filled up with booze to get to the bog!
(Barney comes in dressed as the Loo-Loo from the Telecockneys skit)
Barney: This is so embarrassing, *does typical chuckle*
Narrator: Luckily, the Loo-Loo is on hand.
(Andy and the Telejerkwipes are shown pissing in the Loo-Loo costume from behind)
Norman Price: What the bloody hell is with these cunts? Pissing on a dinosaur dressed as a toilet? Ugh...
(Once all the Telejerkwipes are finished, they go back to the table. Suddenly, the TV-err, I mean phone event begins)
The Telejerkwipes: Uh-oh!
(Andy answers his phone)
Danny: Andy my man, what'ya doing? We gotta go and prank the First Nations reservation!
Andy: Busy, eff off.
Narrator: To their quote-on-quote friends,
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