I Was A Teenage Gary but Squidward is actually a good person

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*SpongeBob: [Gary is on his exercise wheel] Exercise time is over, Gary. [takes Gary off his wheel] We don't want you getting too thin. [holds up a green, squishy ball] Here, boy. Fetch! [throws it and Gary goes after it but at a slow pace. SpongeBob checks his watch and sits on a chair and takes out the newspaper to read. Morning arrives, the rooster crows and SpongeBob is asleep in the chair. Gary crawls up to SpongeBob and spits out the ball]
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: Huh? [sees the ball on the ground] Good job, Gary! [He jumps to Gary] I love you, Gary! [He starts scratching Gary and Gary purrs] Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary! [Gary climbs up on SpongeBob, purring and tickling him] Ha, ha! Down, boy! Ha ha! [Patrick comes through the door]
*Patrick: SpongeBob! Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
*SpongeBob: For what?
*Patrick: The annual jellyfish convention in Ukulele Bottom this weekend! [shows his jellyfishing net off until he breaks something and blushes with embarrassment] So, you ready or what?
*SpongeBob: That was this weekend? [He looks up at Gary who's still crawling all over him trying to tickle him] I can't go; I don't have anyone to take care of Gary!
*[There's a knock on the door. Squidward is seen outside. The door opens, but the first thing Squidward sees is Gary on SpongeBob's head. He looks down at SpongeBob and reveals a pair of underwear.]
*Squidward: Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?
*SpongeBob: Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend?
*Squidward: What's a Gary?
*SpongeBob: Not a Gary. Gary. He's my pet snail. [shows Gary to Squidward] Say hello! [Gary hisses at Squidward and drools]
*Squidward: Hey, he's pretty cute.
*SpongeBob: I love Gary!
*Squidward: I agree. I'll take care of him.
*SpongeBob: Thanks Squidward!
*[SpongeBob and Patrick leave as the episode ends.]
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