Team Green

Team Green is rightfully classed as a fringe party. they spend the majority of their time simply trying to get on the ballot, never mind getting anyone elected.
==Political Philosophy==
Green is the pro environment party and they will stick it to people as much as necessary to make sure the environment comes first. Invasive plant species are more important that the health and well being of your family you Human scum. Animal rights, plant rights, dirt rights, all before anything resembling Human rights. Branches of this party have actually suggested that the radiation blasted alternatively freezing and boiling surface of the Moon must remain in the pristine state in which "nature" has violently molded it.
==Demographics==
Animal rights activists, extreme environmentalists, back to nature raw food granola crunchers. People with no grasp of the law of unintended consequences.
==History==
Someone had a bad LSD trip in the 60s and never really recovered. This over reaction to the environmental concerns of the 1960s, admittedly something did need to be done, has been turned into an endless permanent state of crisis requiring drastic governmental action directed by them. The party specializes in making mountains from molehills; which must then be protected from development. Regrettably other parties, political and otherwise, keep blundering into their propaganda just enough to keep them going.
===Current Events===
The biggest shot in the arm the Greens could get isn't helping them at all. Fusion is the boon friend of the environment. Petroleum and coal consumption are drooping like dead flies. The environment is winning, but they are not. Their anti Human polices didn't help at all.
One branch is forming up around anti fusion because it has to be bad. Anything that improves the Human condition has to be bad for the Earth. They are being co-opted by the old money oil lobby.
==Noted Persons==
*Roseanne Barr -- Roseanne Barr is a mother, grandmother, activist, leader, feminist, and successful business woman that is addressing the concerns of the 99%. She is the lone voice of courage and reason who is unstoppable as she holds corporate-funded politicians feet to the fire. Sure she is, read the brochure. That's what I did.
*Sol Greene -- Essayist and agitator. A constant nag against the "Anthropomorphic hydration" of anyplace. I.E. using magic to move water around from where it is to where it is needed. An everything man does it bad type. Recently moused. It has not slowed him down, it has destroyed his credibility in most circles. Not among hard core Greens however.
==Other Political Parties==
Team Green does not have the stage to itself. Also playing are:
*Team Blue
*Team Colorless
*Team Maroon
*Team Pinko
*Team Purple
*Team Red
*Team Scarlet
*Team Tuti-Fruiti
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