Big Brother Dante/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Big Brother Dante".
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(Dante is conducting his friends because they are getting a welcome party ready.)
Dante: No, no. Synth, you’re flat. Holly, you could stand to be sharper.
Holly: My banner hangin’ could be sharper?
Dante: Sharper, Holly! Sharper! 
Poppy, Holly, and Synth: Aah! (Synth and Holly try to hang up the banner, but it rips and Holly falls down.)
Dante: See, now that’s too sharp. (Holly growls with annoyance.) Oh, I do apologize. I just want everything to be perfect when my brother Forte Crescendo arrives. We’ve always been ever so close… but I worry that since I moved to TrollsTopia, the distance might be weakening our special bond.
Poppy, Holly, and Synth: Aw.
Dante: Yes, I know it’s adorable. But you see how important this visit is. Forte and I must bond like never before so that, by the time he’s ready to leave, our connection will be strong enough to see us through our time apart. (A carriage being carried by musical notes arrives and Dante’s brother Forte pops out of the window.)
Forte: Pardon me, sir. Do you happen to know where I might find a Troll by the name of Dante Crescendo?
Dante: Dante Crescendo you say? Not ringing a bell. Perhaps if you detailed his finer characteristics.
Forte: Let’s see. Uh… sophisticated, talented, easy on the eyes… Oh, wait! I’m describing his younger brother! (He and Dante laugh.)
Both: Brother! (They laugh while holding hands and flying in circles.)
Forte: Dearest sibling, it is so good to see you!
Dante: Come, brother. Let me introduce you to some of my closest companions. (He escorts Forte to his friends.)
Forte: Ah, you must be the relentlessly positive Poppy. And the “Unsinkable Holly Darllin’” whose hospitality exceeds even her own impressive bouffant. And that would make you the Techno Troll Dante has told me so much about, Synth. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Synth: Ah, bro, you don’t even make me an acquaintance! I just ate lunch!
Forte: Uh…
Synth: Yo! Before I forget, on behalf of all the Techno Trolls, I wanna invite you to tonight’s rave! (He shows an invitation to Forte and he takes it.)
Forte: Pray tell, what is a “rave”?
Synth: Oh, you gotta come check! We play the sickest music and dance till dawn. In fact, allow me to drop ya a little sneakity peekity. (He turns on a radio and it plays techno music. Forte gasps and moves to the beat.)
Forte: I’ve never heard anything like it. The syncopation! The thumping bass! It is indeed quite “sick.”
Dante: Hm, yes. Practically nauseating. But I’m afraid Forte and I will be spending his entire stay doing our favorite brother bonding past time, composing symphonies. Isn’t that right, Forte? (Forte does not answer.) Forte?
Forte: (As Synth turns off the radio) Oh, oh, yes, of course. Composing. Many thanks for the sneakity peekity, Sir Synth. (He starts leaving with Dante.) I would have liked to have heard more of your Techno music. Yes, I would have liked that very much. (Synth’s stomach growls.)
Synth: Oh, man! I should have taken him up on that acquaintance. (At Classical Crest, Dante is playing a piano.)
Dante: (gasps) Brother, for this symphony we’re composing, do you know what would be a devilish follow up to the opening allegro movement? Another allegro movement! (laughs) I know, I’m so bad. (He hears Forte imitating the techno music.) Are you all right, beloved sibling?
Forte: Oh. Well, actually, I can’t seem to get that techno beat out of my head, brother. (He chuckles and he hears a kettle going off.)
Dante: Oh, worry not. It’s teatime. Nothing gets one’ creativity flowing like a spot of Earl Glitter an unnecessarily small sandwiches! (He laughs and flies off to get the tea. Forte looks at his invitation. Dante soon returns.) Well, the sandwiches aren’t as tiny as I’d hope, but… (He sees that Forte is gone.) Brother? (He drops the tea and sandwiches.) Brother! (Outside, Poppy is humming while reading a book and she hears Dante’s voice.) Oh! This is a disaster!
Poppy: Huh? (She puts her book away and looks through the bushes.)
Dante: An utter disaster!
Poppy: Dante, what’s wrong?
Dante: It’s Forte! He’s left our brother bonding to go rave in Techno Lagoon! It’s all detailed in the notes he wrote me!
Poppy: (Taking the note paper from Dante) Notes? Don’t you mean… Oh, no. You really do mean notes.
Dante: Yes! And as you can plainly read, it says my brother has left me during our very special time together. (sobs) Apparently, our unbreakable bond is breakable after all. (sniffs)
Poppy: Dante, look, Forte may be expressing new interests, but he’s not a new person. He’s your brother and nothing will ever change that.
Dante: You’re… sure?
Poppy: Absolutely. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Let’s go down there so you can ask him yourself.
Dante: (nervously) Down there? (He and Poppy take the elevator to Techno Lagoon.)
Poppy: See! Isn’t this place amazing?!
Dante: Oh, yes. Very charming. But with the Troll-niverous fish and the… (gulps) … bottomless trench from whence there’s no return. Why, oh, why didn’t I come down here sooner? (He gasps and sees the Techno Trolls dancing.) Heavens! How will I locate Forte amidst all this frivolity?! Forte! Forte! (A blue male Techno Troll blocks his way.)
Techno Troll #1: Yo, Classicino! Wanna shuffle? (He shuffles his arms.)
Dante: Oop. Apologies, fellow TrollsTopian, but no. I’m just here to find my broth- (A dark purple male Techno Troll appears.)
Techno Troll #2: Hey! Let’s go, maestro!
Dante: Excuse me, no! Can’t you see I am trying to forge a path?! (A green female Techno Troll appears.)
Techno Troll #3: Aw This Classical Troll’s throwin’ down a hot new dance move!
Techno Troll #2 and #3: (singsong) I’m trying to forge a path! I’m trying to forge a path!
Dante: Stop! I must attend to my brother!
Techno Troll #2 and #3: (singsong) I must attend to my brother! 
All: I must attend to my brother!
Dante: Gah! Poppy, will you please explain to them- (He gasps and sees that Poppy has started dancing.)
Poppy: (singsong) I must attend to my brother! I must attend to my brother! (She stops dancing.) Sorry. It is a very hot move.
Dante: Yes, but hot as it may be, I am having no success finding Forte! (A big purple male Techno Troll calls out to him.)
Techno Troll #4: Yo, you’re lookin’ for Forte? He’s in the VIP section.
Poppy and Dante: Oh… (They try to go to the VIP section, but the big purple male Techno Troll stops them.)
Techno Troll #4: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Absolutely no-one gets in there without a VIP pass. (He takes out two VIP passes.) Which is why you need these! ‘Kay, have fun! 
Poppy: (Taking a VIP pass) Yeah!
Techno Troll #4: Love you! (Poppy and Dante look around the VIP section for Synth and Forte. They finally see them.)
Dante: Forte! At last, we can return to the surface and resume our composition. (We see that Forte is wearing techno clothes.)
Forte: Yo! Meh meh meh meh meh meh! (Dante gasps in horror.) What up, my bro-bro from the same mo-mo? I was hoping you’d come down to share in all the delicious plur!
Synth and Forte: Peace love unity respect! (They hug each other.) Hey-o!
Dante: “Bro”?! “Plur”?! “Hey-o”?! Forte, you’ve gone… full rave!
Synth: Ha-ha! You got that right, boy! 
Synth and Forte: Meh meh meh meh meh meh! (They make funny noises.)
Dante: Poppy! When I said my bond with Forte was in jeopardy, you promised he wasn’t becoming a new person! But look! (He shows Synth and Forte still making funny noises.)
Poppy: Dante, he’s just having some fun. Now, I know you want to get back to composing with Forte right away, so just take a deep breath and calmly tell him that. (Dante takes a deep breath and goes over to Synth and Forte.)
Dante: Forte? Um, Forte… Do you think we could go somewhere and have a word?
Forte: All right! You got it, Big D!
Synth and Forte: Oh! 
Forte: This song is the banger, yo! Can we have a word after the beat drops?
Dante: Uh… well, I suppose we could stay just for one beat drop. (Synth and Forte laugh and spin Dante around. Then they wait for the beat.)
Synth and Forte: Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. (Dante takes out his pocket watch.) Wait for it. Wait for it.
Dante: Just drop the infernal beat!
Synth and Forte: Wait for it.
Dante: ENOUGH!!! (He goes to the DJ machine.) If you refuse to drop the beat, then there shall be no beats at all! (He takes a banger out, causing the music to stop and the lights to go out.)
All: Oh… (Dante flies off with the banger.)
Techno Troll #5: Give back the banger, yo! (Dante flies over to the gorge to throw the banger away.)
Dante: A pox on thee, you brother-stealing beats! Into the bottomless trench with you! (He lets out an evil laugh. Just before he throws the banger away, Forte stops him.)
Forte: Dante!
Dante: (Seeing Poppy, Synth, and Forte sad) Forte? What… what am I doing? I’ve gotten quite carried away, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, everyone. There is no excuse for such beastly behavior, but… It’s just that I adore you so and it’s painful living far away from you. So when you chose a rave over our composing time, well… it just made me very sad to see our special bond fade.
Forte: But, Dante, our bond cannot fade.
Dante: It… it can’t?
Forte: Of course not. We are the Crescendo Brothers. No matter what comes our way, be it TrollsTopia or even the sickest of sick raves, nothing will ever change that.
Dante: Really? (Poppy winks at him.) Thank you, Forte.
Forte: Oh, and by the way, the whole reason I wanted us to come here was to seek inspiration for our symphony.
Dante: Truly? What kind of inspiration? (Forte puts the banger back in the DJ machine, making the music play again and the lights back on. The Techno Trolls cheer happily.) You were correct, Forte! The syncopation! The thumping bass! Techno inspiration was just what our composition needed! (He and Forte laugh. Forte dee-jays the music while Dante plays the piano.)
(Voice)
Crescendo brothers
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Synth: Yo, just drop it!
Dante and Forte: Wait for it. (They drop the beat.)
(Voice)
Crescendo brothers
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