ラブマッスル～腹筋のテーゼ～ (Love Muscle ~Fukkin no Thesis~)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
がくぽ「ユ…ユキ殿……拙者と…ききき清き男女交際をしてくださらんか」 	gackpo 'yu…yuki dono…sessha to… ki-ki-ki-kiyoki danjo kousai o shite kudasaran ka' 	Gackpo: 'Y-Yuki. W-Well... Could you have p-p-p-platonic high moral romantic relationship with me?'
ユ　キ「ごめんなさい。私マッチョな人が好きなの」 	yuki 'gomennasai. watashi maccho na hito ga suki na no' 	Yuki: 'I'm sorry. I love macho man.'
がくぽ「…細マッチョじゃ……」 	gackpo '…hoso maccho ja……' 	Gackpo: 'How about slim macho...?'
ユ　キ「だめ。ゴリマッチョじゃないと」 	yuki 'dame. gorimaccho janai to' 	Yuki: 'No. It has to be a gorilla macho.'
 	 	
がくぽ「マジ？」「あーーーーーーーーーーーー！」 	gackpo 'maji?' 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa!' 	Gackpo: 'Really?' 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
 	 	
男（ニック）「おい見てくれよブレンダ！アブトロ●クスをつけただけでほら！腹筋がこんなに！」 	otoko (nikku) 'oi mite kure yo burenda! abu toro? kusu o tsuketa dake de hora! fukkinga konnani!' 	Man: 'Hey! Look at me, Blenda!, By just wearing the abtron*c, my abs became like this!'
女（ブレンダ）「見てみて！私もよニック！こんなに簡単に腹筋が割れるなんて嘘みたい！」 	onna (burenda) 'mite mite! watashi mo yo nikku! konnani kantan ni fukkin ga warerunante uso mitai!' 	Woman: 'Look at me! Me too, Nick! It sounds like a lie that I get a 6 pack very easily!'
男（ニック）「だろう！？しかもこのアブトロ●クスのすごいところは、いつでも、どこでも使えることなのさ」 	otoko (nikku) 'darou!? shikamo kono abu toro? kusu no sugoi tokoro wa, itsu demo, doko demo tsukaeru koto na no sa'	Man: 'Sure!?" "Moreover, we can use it whenever, wherever! It's an amazing thing about the abtron*c!'
女（ブレンダ）「テレビを見てる間に腹筋が鍛えられるなんて素敵！しかも1日30分！」 	onna (burenda) 'terebi o miteru ma ni fukkin ga kitaerareru nante suteki! shikamo ichinichi sanjuu fun!' 	Woman: 'It's so wonderful that we can train our abs while watching a TV! And it's only 30 minutes a day!'
男（ニック）「HAHAHAHA！さぁキミもアブトロ●クスでマッチョな BODY を手にいれようぜ！」 	otoko (nikku) 'HAHAHAHA! saa kimi mo abu toro? kusu de maccho na BODY o te ni ireyouze!' 	Man: 'HAHAHA! Hey you! Let's get a macho body with the abtron*c!'
 	 	
がくぽ「……こ……これでござる！！！」 	gackpo '……ko……kore de gozaru!!!' 	Gackpo: '...T-This is it!!!'
 	 	
目指すはマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	mezasu wa maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	My goal is macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
なってみせるぜムキムキ！ 	natte miseru ze mukimuki! 	A macho body will I get!
目指すぜマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	mezasu ze maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	I aim to be macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
きっとあの子も振り向くぜ！ 	kitto ano ko mo furimuku ze! 	That girl will look back at me!
 	 	
目指すはマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	mezasu wa maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	My goal is macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
なってみせるぜムキムキ！ 	natte miseru ze mukimuki! 	A macho body will I get!
目指すぜマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	mezasu ze maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	I aim to be macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
きっとあの子も振り向くぜ！ 	kitto ano ko mo furimuku ze! 	That girl will look back at me!
 	 	
拙者の意思とは関係ないのに　動き続けるこの肉体（からだ） 	sessha no ishi to wa kankeinai noni ugokitsuzukeru kono karada 	My body keeps moving automatically without my volition
一日わずか30分　ピクピク動く拙者の筋肉　筋肉　筋肉 	ichinichi wazuka sanjuu fun pikupiku ugoku sessha no kinniku kinniku kinniku 	Only 30 minutes a day Twitching my muscle! My muscle! My muscle!
 	 	
繰り返すバイブレーション　寄せては返す電気信号　信号　信号 	kurikaesu baibureeshon yosete wa kaesu denki shingou shingou shingou 	Repeated vibration Restless electrical signal! The signal! The signal!
セットに付いてたプロテイン　毎日飲んだら　muscle body. 	setto ni tsuiteta purotein mainichi non dara muscle body. 	Bundled protein supplement I drink it every day So I will get a muscular body
 	 	
あぁ憧れの muscle body body body. 	aa akogare no muscle body body body. 	Oh my dream muscular body! Body! Body!
これであの子もイチコロなのさ 	kore de ano ko mo ichikoro na no sa 	So that girl will have a crush on me
なってみせるぜ muscle body body body. 	natte miseru ze muscle body body body. 	I will get a muscular body! Body! Body!
ついでにあの子もイタダキさ 	tsuideni ano ko mo itadaki sa 	In addition I will get that girl
 	 	
あぁ憧れの muscle body body body. 	aa akogare no muscle body body body. 	Oh my dream muscular body! Body! Body!
これであの子もイチコロなのさ 	kore de ano ko mo ichikoro na no sa 	So that girl will have a crush on me
なってみせるぜ muscle body body body. 	natte miseru ze muscle body body body. 	I will get a muscular body! Body! Body!
ついでにあの子もイタダキさ 	tsuideni ano ko mo itadaki sa 	In addition I will get that girl
 	 	
（あぁ……あぁ……） 	(aa……aa……) 	(Oh...... Oh......)
 	 	
（肉が、肉が来るよー！） 	(niku ga, niku ga kuru you!) 	(A meat... A meat is coming!!!)
 	 	
拙者の期待に応えるように　動き続けるこの肉体（からだ） 	sessha no kitai ni kotaeru you ni ugokitsuzukeru kono karada 	My body keeps moving automatically as if to respond to expectations
すこし増やして60分　ピクピク動く拙者の筋肉　筋肉　筋肉 	sukoshi fuyashite rokujuu fun pikupiku ugoku sessha no kinniku kinniku kinniku 	Increased a little to 60 minutes a day Twitching my muscle! My muscle! My muscle!
 	 	
どこまでも低周波　痛いくらいの電気信号 	doko made mo tei shuuha itai kurai no denki shingou 	Uninterrupted low-frequency wave. An electrical signal with painful power.
どこまでも低周波　痛いくらいの電気信号 	doko made mo tei shuuha itai kurai no denki shingou 	Uninterrupted low-frequency wave. An electrical signal with painful power.
 	 	
震えるぞハート！　（大胸筋的な意味で） 	furueru zo haato! (dai mune suji teki na imi de) 	Shivering heart! (I mean a greater pectoral muscle)
燃え尽きる程ヒート！　（脂肪燃焼的な意味で） 	moetsukiru hodo hiito! (shibou nenshou teki na imi de) 	Burning heat! (I mean fat combustion)
震えるぞハート！　（大胸筋的な意味で） 	furueru zo haato! (dai mune suji teki na imi de) 	Shivering heart! (I mean a greater pectoral muscle)
燃え尽きる程ヒート！　（脂肪燃焼的な意味で） 	moetsukiru hodo hiito! (shibou nenshou teki na imi de ） 	Burning heat! (I mean fat combustion)
 	 	
（be muscle body!!） 	（be muscle body!!） 	（be muscle body!!）
 	 	
さぁ見てくれよ muscle body body body. 	saa mite kure yo muscle body body body. 	Hey! Look at my muscular body! Body! Body!
これであの子もメロメロなのさ 	kore de ano ko mo meromero na no sa 	So that girl will go crazy for me
さぁ見てくれよ muscle body body body. 	saa mite kure yo muscle body body body. 	Hey! Look at my muscular body! Body! Body!
ついでにあの子もメロメロさ 	tsuideni ano ko mo meromero sa 	In addition that girl will go crazy for me
 	 	
さぁ見てくれよ muscle body body body. 	saa mite kure yo muscle body body body. 	Hey! Look at my muscular body! Body! Body!
これであの子もメロメロなのさ 	kore de ano ko mo meromero na no sa 	So that girl will go crazy for me
さぁ見てくれよ muscle body body body. 	saa mite kure yo muscle body body body. 	Hey! Look at my muscular body! Body! Body!
ついでにあの子もメロメロさ 	tsuideni ano ko mo meromero sa 	In addition that girl will go crazy for me
 	 	
やったぜマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	yatta ze maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	Great! Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
ついになったぜムキムキ！ 	tsuini natta ze mukimuki! 	A macho body did I get finally!
イケてるマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	iketeru maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho ！ 	Awesome! Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
ひとつ上いく男だぜ！ 	hitotsu jou iku otoko da ze! 	I am a man at the next level!
やったぜマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	yatta ze maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	Great! Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
あの子もその子も惚（ほ）の字だぜ 	ano ko mo sono ko mo ho no ji daze 	That girl and this girl fall in love with me!
イケてるマッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！マッチョ！ 	iketeru maccho! maccho! maccho! maccho! 	Awesome! Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
Let's 拙者とお付き合い！ 	Let's sessha to o tsukiai! 	Let's be my girlfriend!
 	 	
（I have muscle body!!） 	（I have muscle body!!） 	（I have muscle body!!）
 	 	
がくぽ「ユキ殿！拙者も晴れてマッチョでござる！さぁ拙者とお付き合いを！」 	gackpo 'yuki dono! sessha mo harete maccho de gozaru! saa sessha to o tsukiai o!' 	Gackpo: 'Yuki! I finally became macho!'
ユ　キ「ごめんなさい。今は私メガネの人に憧れてるの。（あっ…！一緒に帰りませんか～？）」 	yuki 'gomennasai. ima wa watashi megane no hito ni akogareteru no. (a…! issho ni kaerimasen ka~?)' 	Yuki: 'I'm sorry. Now, I adore a person with glasses. (Oh...! Could you go home with me?)'
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