The Tech-less Breakfast/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Tech-less Breakfast".
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(The camera shows the sun panting and sweating from the heat. We then show Poppy, Holly, and some Trolls sitting and sweating. Cooper is seen crawling on the ground.)
Poppy: It’s so hot.
Blues: (offscreen) We can solve that problem. (She finishes building a machine.)
Rhythm: Thanks to Funk technology! (Blues presses a button on the machine and the ground freezes. All the Trolls cheer while Cooper puts on a scarf and winter hat and starts skating.)
Poppy: You invented a freeze ray?!
Holly: Cold dang, y’all! (Cooper skates to Rhythm and Blues.)
Cooper: Whoo! Makes me wish I brought my sled! (He turns around.) Eh? (Rhythm and Blues use the machine to shoot ice on Cooper’s bottom.)
Cooper: (laughs) Whoooooo! (He slides down multiple hills. Rhythm and Blues do a fist bump. A Classical Troll and Techno Troll are seen throwing snowballs. Holly has built a snowman. Poppy skates by.)
Poppy: Wheeeeeeeee! (That night, The Trolls are tired and are sleeping. A tired Poppy skates by.) Whee…
Rhythm: OK, it’s been real, but all this fun has tuckered you Trolls out.
Blues: Better plan on sleeping in tomorrow.
Poppy: Can’t. A bunch of us are cooking for the big TrollsTopia Pancake Breakfast in the morning. (She falls asleep and snores.)
Holly: (yawns) It’s true. Gotta wake up at the crack of dawn if we’re gonna flap all them flipjacks… Oh, sorry… flap all them flipjacks. (She falls asleep again and lies down.)
Rhythm: B and I will make the pancakes.
Blues: Yeah. You Trolls are so tired you’re delirious.
Poppy: We’re not delirious. We’ve just gotta… tell the librarian to dry clean… the duck… (She falls asleep again and falls over. The next morning, she runs to Rhythm and Blues alarmed.) Gah! I slept in! (She runs and collects the pancake ingredients.) And now there’s no time to fix the breakfast and everyone will be disappointed! Don’t think, just cook! (She cracks and egg and mixes it.) Go, go, go, go, go!
Rhythm: (Taking the frying pan off Poppy’s head) Whoa, whoa, Poppy! Poppy! It’s OK!
Blues: We’ve got it covered, remember?
Poppy: I remember something about a librarian and a duck.
Rhythm: We’ve invented new Funk technology to handle the breakfast. Say hello to the Pancaker Maker 3000!
Poppy: Ooh!
Blues: This baby is specifically engineered to produce as many pancakes as we want at the touch of a button. Observe! (She presses some buttons and some pancakes appear in the invention. A fork and knife cut a little piece and the fork puts it in Poppy’s mouth.)
Poppy: Mm! These are… flap-tacular! Wow. Thank you, guys. Is there anything I can do to help?
Rhythm: Relax! Take a load off!
Blues: Or if you need a project, you can go help Cooper outta that ice!
Cooper: (As he slides by) AAAH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE! AAAH! (Poppy runs after him to help him while Rhythm and Blues laugh. Suddenly, their invention loses power.)
Rhythm and Blues: Huh?
Rhythm: Uh… sis, did you program the Pancaker to randomly lose power?
Blues: Nuh-uh.
Rhythm: Hm. Then we may have a problem.
Both: Huh? (They see Vibe Town fall and crash.) Aah! (They run over to the crash site. Lownote and some Funk Trolls come out dizzy.)
Rhythm: Lownote!
Blues: Are you Trolls OK?!
Lownote: (chuckles) Oh, we’re all cool. But sadly, I can’t say the same for our ship’s Groovetonium Core… (She shows the damaged core and it shatters.)
Rhythm: Oh, no! That’s the power source for all Funk technology!
Blues: No wonder the Pancaker 3000’s on the fritz!
Lownote: That’s right. Until I can fix it, there’s no Funk ship, no Funk teleportation, and worst of all… no Funk air conditioning. Seriously, in the sun, that ship is gonna sizzle!
Branch: (offscreen) Oh, no! My ball! (His ball hits Vibe Town and it melts. Lowntoe cleans it off.)
Blues: How are we gonna make all those pancakes before the Trolls arrive for the breakfast without Funk technology?
Rhythm: I know. It’s bad, dear sister! But the Trolls are counting on us. We have no choice but to make these pancakes… the Tr’old Fashion Way!
Branch: (offscreen) Oh, no! My kite! (His kate lands on Vibe Town and it melts. Then Lownote cleans it off. Later, Rhythm and Blues place a cookbook on the table.)
Rhythm: It’s called a cookbook. Troll at the library said it’ll tell us how to make the pancakes.
Blues: Hm… how does it work?
Rhythm: I expect just like a regular Funk Troll book. Cookbook: Activate. Chapter: Breakfast Foods. (The book does nothing.)
Blues: Cookbook: Initiate search query, subject: Pancakes! Pancakes!
Rhythm: Pancakes!
Blues: COOKBOOK!!! (Soon, the cookbook is open.)
Rhythm: Now, it says here on these pages…
Blues: … which you have to turn with your fingers if you wanna access the information, apparently…
Rhythm: … there are a series of steps to follow when making pancakes. Step 1: add the flour… (Blues pours the flour too fast and she and Rhythm get covered in flour.) … slowly. “Once you have mixed the batter, coat the surface of the pan with butter.” 
Both: Hm. (They start coating a pan with butter.)
Rhythm: Coat some surface here…
Blues: … and some surface over here…
Rhythm: … and some here…
Blues: (Holding up the pan) Blamo! (She flips the pan and she and Rhythm put more butter on the back.) And a bit more surface here…
Rhythm: … and don’t forget over here…
Blues: Done! The surface is fully coated! (The pan slips out of her hand and flies skyward.)
Both: Aah! 
Blues: Look out!
Rhythm: I got it! (She tries to catch the pan, but it keeps slipping. Luckily, she manages to get hold of it.)
Both: Phew! (Suddenly, the pan slips again and bounces off a shelf and the oven. It flies into a fridge and back out. Rhythm and Blues take cover as the pan bounces everywhere. Lownote then appears.)
Lownote: Good news, Trolls! I completely forgot that I have a backup Groovetonium core. (The pan hits the backup core, breaking it.) Oh, well. Easy come, easy go. (He leaves. Rhythm and Blues dodge the flying pan. Then they use a welder to stick it to the oven.)
Rhythm: There! Welded on! That pan’s not going anywhere! (Blues pours the batter into the pan.) Next, it says: “Wait until batter bubbles and flip the pancake?”
Blues: Flip a sizzling pancake?! On a welded pan?! How?!
Rhythm: I don’t know! Old fashioned Trolls are non-specific as all get out! (She and Blues groan. She then examines the pan.) OK, sis! Flip it! (Blues uses her hair, forms it into a hammer, and bangs on the oven, causing it to be sent flying skyward.)
Blues: Oh! We are cooking now! (She and Rhythm scream as the oven and the cooking stuff fall.)
Rhythm: All right, once you’ve flipped the pancake with a spatula…
Blues: Which you’re somehow supposed to know is a thing in advance, apparently.
Rhythm: … wait until pancake is golden brown, serve, and enjoy. (Blues places the pancake on a plate.) B, we did it! We made a Tr’old fashion pancake!
Blues: Yes, we did, R! And maybe, just maybe, if we can replicate this process enough times before the Trolls arrive, we can-
Poppy: Hey, guys.
Rhythm: Poppy?!
Blues: What are you doing here?
Poppy: It’s time for the breakfast. The Trolls just arrived. (She shows some Trolls at the tables.)
All: Hello!
Rhythm and Blues: Ah!
Poppy: Anyway, just came back here to make sure everything is coming along. But if the rest of the pancakes look as good as that one, I can see we’re in for a treat! (She laughs and goes behind the curtain. Rhythm and Blues then panic.)
Rhythm: It took us two hours to make one pancake! Now there’s not time to fix the breakfast! And everyone will be disappointed!
Blues: Ah! Don’t think, just cook! Go, go, go, go, go! (The scramble around to cook more pancakes.)
Rhythm: Gah! Where’s the spatula?! (We show Poppy at the tables.)
Blues: (offscreen) I don’t know! Just flip it! FLIP IT! (She and Rhythm scream and the oven goes flying again. The Trolls chatter in confusion while Poppy laughs nervously.)
Poppy: I’m sure everything’s just fine. (She runs behind the curtain.) Guys, what happened? (Rhythm and Blues calm down.)
Rhythm: Sorry, Poppy. It turns out we don’t have this breakfast covered at all.
Blues: Vibe Town went offline, we lost our Pancaker Maker and, well, we’re helpless without our Funk technology. It’s the source of our problem-solving power. (She and Rhythm sigh.)
Poppy: I see. So, what? I should tell the Trolls another 10 minutes or…
Rhythm: 10 minutes? 
Blues: Poppy, did you hear anything we just said?
Poppy: Of course. And I don’t buy a word of it.
Rhythm and Blues: Huh? 
Poppy: Guys, I’ve watched you solve problems way tougher than this countless times before. And it wasn’t because of the mind-blowing Funk machines at your fingertips. It was because of the creativity you have up here. You don’t need technology to solve problems. Improvise! Innovate! Think outside the box! Like you always do.
Rhythm: You know, B, we may not have time to make thousands of pancakes.
Blues: But we may have time to make one giant pancake! (As she and Rhythm make a giant pancake, they sing Everything We Need.)
(Rhythm) 
Got everything that we need
Right here inside
Of you and me
Ohhh
With our creativity 
We’ll figure out anything
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
(Rhythm and Blues) 
We just keep keeping on
Showing ‘em all how 
Strong we are
Yeah, yeah
Ain’t no backing down
We always gonna work it out
Yeah, yeah
We got, got everything it takes, takes
Whatever the stakes
We know we’ll do it
Yeah, yeah
We got, got everything we need
Need, when it’s you and me
There’s nothing to it
We’ll be singing…
Ohhh
Ahh nah nah
Ohhh
Ahh nah nah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We’ll be singning
Ohhh (The giant pancake arrives at the breakfast and the Trolls cheer. Then they eat.)
Rhythm: Guess you were right, Queen P!
Blues: Technology isn’t the source of our problem-solving power after all.
Holly: R, B, this is the gosh darn best pancake breakfast I’ve ever had, y’all! But I think you mighta forgotten the syrup.
Rhythm: Oh, did we?
Blues: Or were we just waiting to deliver it the Tr’old fashioned way. (She and Rhythm use their hair to carry a pipe. They hit it against a tree, causing syrup to pour out. The Trolls open their mouths to taste it.)
Lownote: Good news, Trolls! I completely forgot that I have a backup backup Groovetonium Core… (The syrup causes the core to break.) Ugh… Oh, pancakes! (He runs over to get some pancakes. We show the Vibe Town Spaceship covered in the giant pancake and the episode ends.)
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