Thigh Busters

Thigh Busters are a cursed pair of ass-less chaps, developed by a vindictive shaman, for Pie Buster, a cowboy who "wronged too many times", the shaman. When worn the Thigh Busters grant the ability to jump extraordinarily high, but not the ability to withstand the fall, guaranteeing both femurs in the wearers' legs to break in spectacular fashion. This is why they're called Thigh Busters- because they FUCKING DESTROY YOUR THIGHS!!
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