Viewe the Internet

Viewe the Internet is the second introductionary episode of The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show. The episode was aired on June 4th, 2024, and was written by KMJ.
==Transcript==
[The episode starts with Papa Tarrant renting a house in Numansland]
Papa Tarrant: Hello, may i rent the house
Landlord: Sure, just tell us about yourself and what you want for rental?
Papa Tarrant: Alright, so, well... uh.... im an artist and a photographer ((obvious lie)), I’m looking for a two-bedroom house with a backyard. I’d prefer something in a quiet neighborhood, since i dont want shitty hollers.
Landlord: Alright, so, this house is a two-bedroom with a small backyard, and it’s located in a quiet residential area. The monthly rent is $1,500, and we require a security deposit equivalent to one month’s rent. Whaddya say?
Papa Tarrant: Sure dud. Can you tell me more?
Landlord: Sure, so, the house comes with a fully equipped kitchen, a washer and dryer, and central heating and air conditioning. We usually offer a one-year lease with an option to renew. Acceptable?
Papa Tarrant: Yes, a one-year lease sounds perfect. Are there any utilities included in the rent?
Landlord: The rent includes water and trash. You would be responsible for electricity, gas, and internet. Is that okay?
Papa Tarrant: Yep. Could I schedule a time to view the house?
Landlord: Sure dud. When are you available to come by?
Papa Tarrant: I’m available this Saturday. Does that work for you?
Landlord: Saturday works for me. How about 10 AM?
Papa Tarrant: Sure, 10 AM is perfect. Can i get the address and any other details I might need for the visit?
Landlord: Sure. The address is 454 Jeremiah Street, and you can park in the driveway when you arrive. If you find trouble finding it, just give me a call.
Tenant: Aight thanks! I look forward to seeing the house on Saturday.
Landlord: You’re welcome. See ya later.
[Saturday]
Papa Tarrant: Yo, I’m here to see the house.
Landlord: Hi, Tarrant. Nice to meet you in person. Come on in, and I’ll show you around.
Papa Tarrant: Thanks. The house looks great from the outside.
Landlord: Glad you like it. This is the living room, and over here is the kitchen. The appliances are all fairly new.
Papa Tarrant: Nice. Btw, how’s the neighborhood?
Landlord: It’s a very friendly neighborhood. There’s a park nearby, and it’s pretty quiet, mostly families and professionals.
Papa Tarrant: Exactly what I’m looking for. Can I see the bedrooms and the backyard?
Landlord: Of course. The bedrooms are this way. This is the master bedroom, and here’s the second bedroom. They both have ample closet space. The backyard is through this door.
Papa Tarrant: The rooms are a good size, and the backyard is perfect for me. I really like the place. What’s the next step if I want to move forward?
Landlord: If you’re interested, you’ll need to fill out a rental application. We’ll run a background and credit check, and if everything looks good, we can proceed with signing the lease.
Papa Tarrant: Sounds nice. Can I get the application from you now?
Landlord: Sure! Here’s the application form. You can fill it out and either email it back to me or bring it in person.
Papa Tarrant: Great, I’ll get this filled out and back to you as soon as possible. Thanks for showing me the house.
Landlord: You’re welcome. I look forward to receiving your application. Have a great day!
Papa Tarrant: You too!
[2 Days Later]
[Papa Tarrant's house]
Papa Tarrant: Finally, a house to rest, and for a bonus... i bought a computer
[Papa Tarrant goes inside the house, then goes to him living room. He then sets up his computer, doing various installations and other tasks.]
Papa Tarrant: Aaaaand the installation is done! Geez... i havent touched the internet since 52 years! Okay, time to search things on Weeiboo ((New Yahoo))
[Papa Tarrant begins to search various stuff, ranging from normal to oddly specific]
Papa Tarrant: Hmmm.... i wonder what has been remembered of me?
[Papa Tarrant searches his goverment name on Weeiboo, of course, he has his criminal article. He then investigates further until he finds foud multiple victims of his teachings. Not only that, but he finds out he has been "canonized" by the nazi internet as "Saint Tarrant", even if he didnt suffer a brutal execution, nor even death]
Papa Tarrant: Awh hell nah!
[7 hours laters]
Papa Tarrant: Yo, Landlord, can we have a discussion?
Landlord: Sure, im free!
Papa Tarrant: Alr, so, may i make the house on sale?
Landlord: Bro, it has been 3 days since you rented it, whats wrong?!
Papa Tarrant: Uh... there was a rat infestation in the house ((lie))
Landlord: Thats strange... the house hasnt been infested with rats before... also, have you contacted the Pest Control?
Papa Tarrant: Uhh, no, but let me remind you that the rats have also bit and destroyed electronics ((also lies))
Landlord: Huh... never have i heard in my landlord job in Numansland that a rat infestation that bad could destroy the equipment....
Papa Tarrant: Speaking of rats.... can i sell the house?
Landlord: Ehhh.... i kinda recommend putting the house on-hold...
Papa Tarrant: Even if i plan to move somewhere else?
Landlord: Eh, we'd put the house first on-hold, and after the pest control, the house will be sold to another tenant
Papa Tarrant: Sounds fair to me. So, anyways, im actually busy cause i wrote a contract with Leonard Dunois for the 2052 Gallery Photos competition ((everything made up)), so... may i leave the island?
Landlord: Eh... im not an expert of emigration and immigration or any travelling bollockery... my job is to offer tenants houses. I'd recommend you to book a ticket for a next flight and just prolly go home or any country
Papa Tarrant: Alr. So anyways, see ya
Landlord: Bye!
[Papa Tarrant hops into his Pontiac, which he got granted by his friend, and drives off]
Landlord: Thats weird... a rat infestation... so bad that it could destroy electronics? I remember being a landlord in Chicago and Jersey and i've never heard about a severe rat infestation... i dunno! Might be something new i've heard, just like the word "albeit".
[The episode cuts to Papa Tarrant riding his Pontiac. He crosses the bridge that looks rusty as hell. When Papa Tarrant crosses the bridge, it suddenly collapses, just like apartment buildings being hit by a wrecking ball]
Papa Tarrant: Rats!
[After that, Papa Tarrant screams in his Pontiac, as he falls down to the seas. After couple of seconds, He manages to land into a pile of scraps and metal pipes from the rusty ol' bridge. Thank god the Pontiac was made with half titanium and aluminium.]
Papa Tarrant: Okay, what the fling! 
[Papa Tarrant, in a visible anger and confusion, looks around the environemnt, with the environemnt being just scraps of rusty parts and metal pipes of the rusty bridges floating in the waters]
Papa Tarrant: There weren't even warning signs! Not even a shortcut! I dont know if the builders are fucking with me, or they just wanted a prank. The odds on the second one are low on me.
[Shot of Papa Tarrant in his damaged pontiac zooms out, to reveal the broken bridge. The episode fades out, resulting in a cliffhanger. Roll the credits.]
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