Evil

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with the current contestants in the pocket dimension)
SpongeBob: Guys what do we do now?
Girly Teengirl: Bust out!
Keanu: Why aren’t these keys working-
(Keanu is surrounded by a pile of useless keys)
Bob Ross: What if we just imagine a door?
Keanu: Wait that’s smart.
Monty: Then we walk through the door with weapons and beat the evil EB?
EB: *appears* not gonna happen folks. You guys are being teleported to the death match between your hosts!
SpongeBob: You’re evil!
EB: I know.
(Cut to the DEATH MATCH)
EB: Alright. Granite and Steve each chose armor and stuff and weapons. Only one of them leaves here alive. Who will it be? Find out after this short commercial!
*Commercial*
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*Back*
EB: 3 2 1 
Steve: *whisper* Granite pretend to kill me
Granite: *whisper* how?
Steve: *whisper* idk, improvise!
EB: FIGHT! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
(Granite throws his sword at EB; Steve chucks a mace at EB. EB quickly opens a pocket dimension with a special device on his hand, imagines a drink, pulls it out, drinks it, then glows purple and catches both weapons in his hands and crushes them)
EB: Oh so that’s how it’s gonna be.
Steve: What?! How did you get it?
EB: You being the absolute genius that you are left it hidden in a treasure chest after you escaped the Plain. 
Steve: Oh yeah.
EB: Well I guess I’ll just have to kill you both myself.
(SpongeBob and Hoopla break through the glass wall surrounding the stadium; Hoopla snags the portal gun and shoots a hole, sucking everybody in)
EB: Fine. FINE. You guys just had to make it more difficult for yourselves.
SpongeBob: What happened to you man? You were so chill in my season and then got arrested and you seem changed.
EB: I’ve seen things. Done things. I’ve mentally snapped. This is the culmination of it all Mr. SquarePants. Now for a question.
Boxy the Box: *falls over*
Granite: What’s the question?
EB: What do you want your last words to be? 
(EB suddenly picks up a flaming sword)
TO BE CONTINUED 
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