Pig's Fat (2021 Remake)

I was watching Nick, Loud House was on, I was having gud tome, then I found a vhs tape, I put it on my vhs player,
It start with nick lego but in g major, 
It start with Pig eating pizza, burger's hot dogs and more,
Then Otis came out to pig and said, You fat as fuck man,
I was shocked! This is a kid's show?? why are they cursing??
Then it got worse,
It cut to pig eating 4537534895347359478534534579848734554 pizza's
AND HE FUCKING BLEW UP AND DIED, HOLY FUCK
Then I called Nick and said WHY DID U MAKE THIS?
Nick said: We are sorry we did not make this, a guy named BOLL made it
Boll: YA JERKS ME MADE IT, CAUSE NICK NO TREAT FATTIES NICELY SO ME MADE THIS HAHHAHA JERKS
They hang up
I then thought, WHAT THE HELL? Bill? the dad from that weird channel?
I forgot about it and went to six flag's, I got on El Toro, it start then I found something shocking! It was POG! he was dressed as the six flags old dude, and dance on roller coaster then he like, OH SHIT HE CHASE ME, Pog runs and jumps off, Ride stops, then pog ran fast, then I was chasing him, thinking he can give me an answer on what the fuck I watched today, then SPOOKY OTIS SCARE ME AND ME DIED, OCCCCCCCCCCEEAN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOO MOREEEEEEEEE REDDDDD BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THIS IS BILL AND ME WANNA SAY THIS STORY SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE