The Meeting (Thursday Spin-Off)

"The Meeting" is the ninth episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 9th overall.
==Plot==
Carl and Stan come back to work, and they immediately find themselves in the middle of a meeting with Box Productions’ executives.
==Transcript==
[Cuts to the apartment, both Gary and Stan have beards now. Carl and Thomas approach the two.]
Carl: Guys, you have to clean yourselves up.
Stan: What’s the use?
Thomas: You guys go back to work tomorrow.
Stan and Gary: (in unison) OH SHIT!
Thomas: Not you Gary!
Gary: I must get ready!!
[Gary runs off, we cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to the Box Productions Inc. building, Carl and Stan look at eachother.]
Carl: We can do this.
Stan: ...Fuck yea.
[They then enter the building, CrazySponge is in the main area in front of them, he smirks.]
CrazySponge: Welcome back slaves. You’re just in time.
Stan: For what?
CrazySponge: Today’s the meeting for the higher ups of the staff, come along!
[CrazySponge puts his arms around the two as they look worried and walk off, we then cut to the door of the conference room. CrazySponge then looks at the two, leans in and begins whispering.]
CrazySponge: Don’t you two try to fuck things up otherwise there will be serious consequences, I haven’t begun with you two so don’t get me FUCKING started.
Stan: (gulp) You got it boss.
Carl: Everything will be fine, you don’t have to worry.
[CrazySponge glares at the two, then his mean demeanor vanishes and he turns extremely happy.]
CrazySponge: GOOD! I don’t want to fire the two gentlemen who know my favorite McDonald’s order!
Carl: What?
CrazySponge: Nothing! Get in there.
[Carl and Stan both open the doors, they see a bunch of known executives for Box Productions, Purple133, who is still, typing frantically away on his computer, FireMatch who is darting his eyes at everyone, Parad0xGamerYT who’s just sleeping, and PolarTem, who’s no longer using crutches or a cast as her leg has healed. Carl and Stan sit down in the back and CrazySponge walks up to the front of the room.]
CrazySponge: Welcome, fellow executives and your stupid interns. Today’s meeting will be all about the upcoming company-wide presentation of changes, as well as the public 2020 upfront panel!
[Parad0xGamerYT wakes up.]
Parad0xGamerYT: Did we do that panel last year?!
CrazySponge: (deadpan) That’s the point, it’s a (enthusiastic) yearly panel for our fans and stock owners!
Purple133: (his glasses fall he stops typing) Uh, can I get a break? Working at 2 companies and 6 plus spin-offs is really overworking me.
CrazySponge: Not until you create a spin-off for Box Productions and ditch the rest!
[Purple133 thinks about it, then puts his glasses back on and resumes typing frantically.]
FireMatch: What’s the state of the new stuff.
CrazySponge: I’m about to get to it, jesus christ. So, Minti will return as Cut-Out/Minti, the brand new better-than-Current streaming service.
PolarTem: What about Cut-Out/PI?
CrazySponge: No, that’s stupid, you’re stupid, stop being stupid! 
PolarTem: Then what was the point of that damn merger.
CrazySponge: Just so I could own a smidge more of the companies in the Valley, I don’t give a shit about PI aside from the assets, you on the other hand, I could care less.
Carl: (raises hand) Uh, any new spin-offs coming soon?
CrazySponge: In fact, we have something big in the works. Squiddie’s School Except it’s Finally Produced by Box Productions, Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach 2, Snail Sex: The Series.
FireMatch: Wait, why is that last thing existing?
CrazySponge: Remember how popular Snail Sex was?
FireMatch: That’s because it was CONTROVERSIAL!
CrazySponge: That’s the same thing! Anyways, also we’ll be revealing our rival product to the iPhone 12, the Box Phone, made of Boxes.
FireMatch: Wait
CrazySponge: PATENTED NEW SAMSUNG BOX TECHNOLOGY! Anyways, we’ll also be implementing a new punishment system for those who don’t comply.
Parad0xGamerYT: Why do we have a punishment system what the hell?
CrazySponge: Because some people fuck up and need to learn their fucking lesson, it’s the perfect standard!
FireMatch: Sir, what if this gets out to the public?
CrazySponge: Don’t worry we have the perfect lawyers. Meeting adjourned.
[We then cut to Carl and Stan finishing telling Gary and Thomas about what happened.]
Gary: Jesus christ.
Thomas: Wait, what if the recording isn’t enough evidence.
Carl: If Gary knows how to code, maybe he can hack into the camera systems and get a bunch of CrazySponge’s outrages and shit.
Gary: Well, I don’t know how to hack but I have a fellow Apple coder who knows how to hack into shit.
[We then cut to them asking someone.]
Stan: So, will you do it?
[Camera cuts to the person, revealing Morgan Gam as the person they’re asking.]
Morgan Gam: For a small price.
[We then cut to the end credits with “The Scribe” by L’orange and Mr. Lif, credits end, we cut to Jasbre checking his mail.]
Jasbre: Hmmmm.
[Jasbre then finds a letter from Box Productions.]
Jasbre: What’s this?
[Jasbre opens it, reads it, then whips out his phone.]
Jasbre: Hey siri, call Dan.
[End scene.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* Gary
* Thomas
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* SpongeBot678
* Parad0xGamerYT
* PolarTem
* Purple133
* Morgan Gam
* Jasbre
==Trivia==
TBA
==Reviews==
*B - Moderately competent. 
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