The "Europeans"

== The Vanilla Unicorn Is A "European" Embassy ==
== "European" In This Context Is Referring To Planet of Origin ==
Enriched Water Is New No One Has Ever Proposed The Enrichment of Water As An Atomic Energy Source Nuclear Fission Involves Splitting The Atom Not Rearranging Atoms To Forge New Alloys And Materials Spectral Engineering Is Simply Not Nuclear Engineering 
== Europa Does Not Have A Sub-Surface Ocean But It Does Have Many Aquifers Icy Caves And More Recently A Subterranean Highway ==
== If You Drill Into Europa's Ice Sheets The Drill Would Be Destroyed By An Ice Geyser Which Would Freeze Over The Bore Hole ==
Nature Is Like That Life Exists On This World And Finding This Life Is Not Possible When You Land On The Planetary Surface of Europa On Europa's Surface There's No Life But Deep Inside The Planet Life Found A Way Because Water Is Present On This World 
== "Europeans" From Europa ==
Unlike On Earth "Europeans" On Europa Have Strictly Defined National Borders That End At The Planetary Surface This Slight Misunderstanding Had The Potential To Start A Nuclear War Between The Russians And The Americans
== Not Your Average Gentlemen's Club ==
Politically Motivated Sex Is When You've Got An "European" Masquerading As A Gentlemen's Club Because Now There's Two Nations With That Same Adjective And A Distinction Must Be Established Regarding The Term "European" When Someone Changes "a" To "e" In That Moon's Digital Signature That's When You Got Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Where Senpai Is Recruited Into Their Settlement Defense Front At 9 Years Old During The September 11 Attacks And Becomes The Cuck of All Lesbians And A Legendary Hacker 
== The Hacker Who Can't Code ==
Senpai Was Able To Do A LOT of Political Damage To The United States With Only A Few Posts On Social Media About "Europeans" Unaware of The Fact That No One Knew What He Was Talking About Then The USS Barrack Obama Sank And The [Bad Word] Left The Flight Deck The Alien Attack On That Battleship Did Not Come From Outer Space 
== 50.000 Years After The UNSA-SDF War The USS Barrack Obama Happens ==
== At The Time The Magpie Were Contracting For ISI ==
We Had No Way of Knowing The Leader of ISI Was Osana Every Person of Interest That We Photographed Was Just Another Suitor And Pretty Soon We Too Became More Suitors I Think Osana May Be Building A Navy 
== If Yandere And Osana Are Working Together That Would Explain The USS Barrack Obama ==
== They Think This Is Just A Gentlemen's Club And It's NOT ==
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== Brothels As Embassies ==
Non-Profit Brothels Operate In Los Santos And Throughout Summer Island As Political Embassies These Brothels Offer An Outlet For All Forms of Expression Even Sexual Unlike In The United States Where All Forms of Expression Are Criminalized By Ambiguous Laws Yandere Brothels Operate Outside United States Law On Summer Island In The Bermuda Triangle Unlike Americans Open Sexual Relationships Among People On Summer Island Is Not Considered Prostitution Although It Is Illegal To Sell Sex On Summer Island These Brothels Do Not Sell Sex But Rather Provide A Suitable Public Location For Courtship Purposes In Addition To Providing Various Yandere Advocacy Groups With A Dedicated Neutral Territory For Political Discussions Unlike In The United States Where The Common Man Cannot Express Discord Summer Island Offers Discussion Forums Over The Internet And Various Presentation Rooms At The Vanilla Unicorn Access To These Rooms Require Paid Membership However The Paid Membership Registers Citizens As Active Voters Elections Are Also Held In These Brothels And As Such Referring To Them As "brothels" Is Kind of Misleading As A LOT More Then Just Sexual Activity Occurs At These Embassies And Can Be Classified As A LOT More Then Just A Brothel A Community Center Would Be More Accurate However Many of These Community Centers Exist Across The Known Universe Not Just On Summer Island Many of Which Are Also Mobile And Not Stationary Like The Vanilla Unicorn These Community Centers Have Rules Similar To A Porn Community And As Such Are Less Restrictive Then Other Places of Expression
== Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare A Truth That Must Be Disclosed ==
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