D-010

Thing number: 010
Classification: Fun!!
What I should do: D-010 always has to be in my toy box when I'm not playing with him, otherwise Mom and Dad will be mad at me for laying around on the floor. Also, I might lose him and that was stupid and I was sad.
This is: D-010 is a little superman and he's the best superhero in the world! With it you can fly and travel really fast to other countries and have adventures! He's also tough as nails and pistol balls go flat if you shit at him! So he can defeat any bad guy and put him in jail, because Superman power always wants to save people and knock out the bad guys! He can also shit with his eyes quieter Peng Peng and can spit ice like a dragon, only the dragon spits fire and not ice. You can go anywhere with him and he even looks after me at the dentist!
Note 1: Stupid Kevin just stole my superman while playing in the kindergarten! I was so angry that I stole his favorite racing car from him! He still doesn't want to give me my Superman back! I tell mom!
Notis 2: Mama was angry with me and scolded me because I stole. She then told Kevin's mom about it and she drove to us with Kevin and said Kevin should give my Superman back. Mama also said I should give the racing car back. I don't like when mama is mad at me so I brought him back. Then she said I should make up and shake Kevin's hand. I don't like Kevin anymore but I did it anyway. But now I better watch out for Superman so that nobody steals him from me anymore, even superheroes have to be protected because he's my friend!
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