Blockman x Kitted Doll Fanfiction

(Warning, this page contains material that will make you laugh and involuntarily defecate on extreme occasions. So if you are attractive and equipped with big "cannonballs" or handsome with a worldly god-sized "flamethrower," and with a "killer" sense of humor, keep reading and stay pixelated)
== Prologue ==
In a room of toys, there are many toy characters. There are two specific toys: Blockman and Knitted Doll, who are a couple. So, what's the backstory? 
== Introduction ==
* Blockman: A successful weapon creator, but has pretty bad aim, so he relies on the shotgun and flamethrower spread and the luck of wall-breaking rifles.
* Knitted Doll: An expert at shooting. Perfect aim, but only likes going long ranges. 
* Plastic Army: Protects the room from any danger. 
== The Story ==
Blockman is just working on many block weapons. He's already made a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a flamethrower. He considered making a powerful rocket launcher to stop intruders just in case the Plastic Army does not stop them. His creativity, however, has an effect on one of the people in the room. 
Knitted Doll had a crush on Blockman. Knitted Doll had skills of her own. Knitted Doll was on her shelf, writing in her diary about her crush on Blockman. Every day, and every night, she tried to gain the courage to tell him about her love. There was one night, though, where she was writing something... and accidentally dropped her diary off the shelf. Knitted Doll climbed down the shelf to get her diary. What she saw shocked her. 
Blockman was reading her diary!
"Kitted Doll, you have a crush on ME?" said Blockman. 
Knitted Doll responds with, "YES I DO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU... I-I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME BACK THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I WILL JUST-"
Blockman hugs Knitted Doll. Knitted Doll passed out of love after that. 
== Aftermath ==
3 years later, Blockman and Kitted Doll had their wedding. Blockman and Knitted Doll now live in a Block Mansion that Blockman made. 
They can't have children, because they are just toys!
== Trivia ==
* This story was based on a #media post on the Discord Server that posted by Novumflame (DJPixelatedFlame)
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