Fun at a Bar (Alcohol Warning)

FROM THE CREATORS WHO BROUGHT YOU A VERY STUPID THING HOSTED BY VERY STUPID PEOPLE...
It's this.
== Chapter 1 ==
Meta: I'M STARTING UP A BAR!!!
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(Everyone enters the Bar, and goes to the desired spot they want)
(Over at the game corner, Chris Jericho and Mettaton are playing Mario)
Chris Jericho: Fine! You can be Luigi, sheesh..
Mettaton: Pazza!!!!!
Chris Jericho: Okay.. Here we go! WATCH OUT DA GOOMBA IS ATTACKING AAAAAAAAAH
Mettaton: You must calm down, Chris.
Chris Jericho: ARE YOU EVEN- WHY DID YOU RUN IN TO IT?!?!?!?
Mettaton: I thought it was a fan who want an autograph...
Chris Jericho: You idiot! Have you ever ad a childhood??!?!
Mettaton: You're the forty year old.
Chris Jericho: Let me rephrase that. HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING EVER?!?!
Mettaton: Let's try again.
Chris Jericho: Now don't run into the- Oh my god you ran into one.
Mettaton: I can't let a fan down.
Chris Jericho: OH YOU SON OF A-
(Insert Jericho screaming curse words here)
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(Over at a table, Clay, Sunny, and Dean Ambrose are eating a real big fish)
Sunny: I still don't get why you're eating a fish whole..
Clay: Don't question him... You may get an answer you don't want to get..
Dean Ambrose: OOoooooOoooOOOOO!! This is good! Try some!!
(Clay takes some fish and Sunny take some)
Clay: Your right! It is goo-
Sunny: You say that about everything, you know.
Dean Ambrose: BUT THIS TIME HE'S NOT LYING!!!!
Sunny: Anyway... Hey look! A waiter!
Ellen Degeneres the Waiter: Hello, may I take your order?
Dean Ambrose: The WWE World heavyweight championship.
Ellen Degeneres the Waiter: Uh...
Clay: I think she means food..
Dean Ambrose: Oh.. Well in that case, I'll have some pizza.
Sunny and Clay: What's pizza?
(Dean shows them pizza)
Sunny: It's not too ba-
Clay: THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I HAVE EVER EATEN!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!
Dean Ambrose: I KNOW RIGHT!!!
Sunny: Maniacs...
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(Over at the bar counter, Seth Rollins and Jacksepticeye are taking a "few" drinks..)
Seth Rollins: Ugh... I think one more and I'm gonna be tipsy...
Jacksepticeye: What do you mean?
Seth Rollins: Spe- uuhh... Spe-Speak for yourself.. Yo- Your Iri-Ugh... Irish..
Jacksepticeye: Oh come on, just one more!!
(Jack shoves a beer down Rollins throat)
Seth Rollins: Ehehehh.. Maaaybe another one.. Haha...
(Seth grabs a six-pack of beer and chugs it)
Jacksepticeye: What have I done...
Seth Rollins: Heheheh.. Hey jaaackkkk want me to drive you places or have a baar fiight.....
Jacksepticeye: No-no-no... MARKKKKK!!! ELP!!!
(Markiplier rushes in)
Markiplier: DID SOMEBODY CALL?!?!?!
Jacksepticeye: We have a drunk man on the lo-
(Rollins hyjacked Marks car and drove away)
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye: Uh-oh...
Burn: What happened-
(They hear an explosion)
(Sighs)
Blister: Burn, let me explain this...
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== Chapter 2 ==
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