WotW: Week 50

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Weak of the Week: Week 50 	Weak of the Week: Week 50
 	
Healu 	Healu
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
All right! It's...Healu. A naked black mass with a pompadour. Amazing design. I love how he's just totally naked and completely one colored, that must have taken you at least forty seconds to come up with. His name really seals the deal, too. I can only imagine what a guy name Healu's powers are. Perhaps he...heals you? Judging from the looming Healer Bots nearby, one would like to think that, but knowing the community of this game like I do, there is a good chance that this guy actually just has Two Gun Mojo and the healer bots belong to that also weak dinosaur thing in power armor just off screen.Maybe his name is actually pronounced like "He-Lou" or "He-A-Lou" and he doesn't use healing powers at all, it's just some kind of big misunderstanding. I can't say either way because I have no idea what a tiny black shiny-aured genital lacking greaser with childlike hands has to do with healing, so your guess is as good as mine.Why do people so often make healer characters and then call them something stupid like "Healer" or "Heal You"? Why not just think of a type of person that heals you in real life, like oh--I dunno...A DOCTOR and call them that? And I don't mean call him "Dr. Healu", you lazy weakling. You could have called this character Doctor Abyss or Dr. Mythic or something like that. Then again, unless this guy is played by Neal Patrick Harris, I don't think anyone would buy a small child being a doctor so...He-Lou it is.	All right! It's...Healu. A naked black mass with a pompadour. Amazing design. I love how he's just totally naked and completely one colored, that must have taken you at least forty seconds to come up with. His name really seals the deal, too. I can only imagine what a guy name Healu's powers are. Perhaps he...heals you? Judging from the looming Healer Bots nearby, one would like to think that, but knowing the community of this game like I do, there is a good chance that this guy actually just has Two Gun Mojo and the healer bots belong to that also weak dinosaur thing in power armor just off screen.Maybe his name is actually pronounced like "He-Lou" or "He-A-Lou" and he doesn't use healing powers at all, it's just some kind of big misunderstanding. I can't say either way because I have no idea what a tiny black shiny-aured genital lacking greaser with childlike hands has to do with healing, so your guess is as good as mine.Why do people so often make healer characters and then call them something stupid like "Healer" or "Heal You"? Why not just think of a type of person that heals you in real life, like oh--I dunno...A DOCTOR and call them that? And I don't mean call him "Dr. Healu", you lazy weakling. You could have called this character Doctor Abyss or Dr. Mythic or something like that. Then again, unless this guy is played by Neal Patrick Harris, I don't think anyone would buy a small child being a doctor so...He-Lou it is.
Offences 	Offences
• The Scaling!• What is it?• Aura Obsessed 	• The Scaling!• What is it?• Aura Obsessed
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Put on some pants! No one wants to see that! 	Put on some pants! No one wants to see that!
Category:Weak of the Week