Mabel Pines

Maybelline NewYork "Mabel" Pines is a girl living on Meme Island. She is the twin sister of renowned idiot Dipper Pines, as well as the smarter and (ironically) more sensible half of the duo. She briefly worked in stints for The Police for two years, serving as a Detective and later a Super-Duper Fuckin' Detective (SDFD).
==Biography==
Maybelline NewYork Pines was born in City of the King, West Hyrule five minutes before her brother, Dipper Pines. She was a cute baby. I'm pretty sure she and Dipper have British or Irish ancestors somewhere up that family tree.
Then she grew older.
At the age of 13, she randomly turned intelligent and began writing how-to books like How to Get a Giant Booty in 15 Days or Less! and How to Kill Your Brother and Bury His Now-Soulless Body Without Your Parents Noticing. The books were panned by critics, so she quit after that.
She worked as a police detective for two years. She quit after being promoted to Super-Duper Fuckin' Detective because—as she stated in her biography, My Brother Is a Shithead: The True Story of Mabel Pines—she just wanted the rank.
==Trivia==
*She identifies as Gey AF.
*She's a Dizzney fan.
*She's not as smart as the world claims she is.
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