Season 2/Songs

Songs from Season 2 of Bob's Burgers. Includes original and real songs.
=="The Belchies"==
==="Taffy Butt"===
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[Cyndi Lauper]
Teddy was right about the treasure
In... the butt
The next day you will see
Taff is washed up on the beach
And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?
The wave just washed him out far
The kids didn't look close enough
In the...
Taffy butt
You have a... taffy butt
There's treasure in that butt
I want that taffy butt
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!
Taffy butt
It's such a... taffy butt!
There's gold there in that butt
Give me some taffy butt
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!
Taffy butt
Oh-oh, I want the taffy butt
Give me, give me,
Give me some taffy butt.
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yah!
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=="Synchronized Swimming"==
==="Getting Out of P.E."===
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[Singers]
Gettin' out of P.E.
Gives us time to play on the street
First we lied to Mr. Frond
Now we're in a nail salon
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=="Burgerboss"==
==="Groping for Glory"===
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[John Roberts]
Close to the top!
Groping for glory, yeah-eah
Ya-how, eah!
Woo!
Sometimes in life you just gotta say, I don't give a damn, Ha-ha!
Groping the night away, yeah-eah
Shoot your arrow in the sky
Tell the gods you'll never die
You're a real special guy
The towel's there, but don't throw it in
If you do, you cannot win
That's how rules work
Crawl up the mountain on hands and knees
It's stained with the blood of your enemies
Groping for glory, yeah-eah
(Groping!)
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==="The Ballad of Gilligan's Island" by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle===
Real song, Linda Belcher hums the tune when she arrives at the Glencrest Yacht Club.
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=="Food Truckin'"==
==="Meet Me on the Road"===
[Singer]
Meet me on the road, hauling quite a load
Taking lots of drugs, I don't know what
A-peein' in a jug, gettin' rest stop tugs
Might've hit a man, but didn't stop
==="Oil Spill"===
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[Tabitha Johnson]
Oh, it's hot and wet and slick
And it's making everybody sick
Oil spill
It's on the fish, it's on the crabs
Foul so close when you can grab this
Oil spill
Oil spill
Oil spill
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=="Dr. Yap"==
==="One Way Or Another" by Blondie===
Real song, Gayle covers it when she fell in love with Bob.
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[Gayle Genarro (italicized denotes parts only sung in episode)]
One way or another, I'm gonna find ya, Bob
I'm gonna get ya, Bob, I'll get ya, get ya
One way or another, I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya ,get ya, get ya
One way or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, Bob, I'll meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, Bob, I'm gonna meet ya
I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya
I... will... drive past your house
And... if... the lights are all down
I'll see...
Who's...
[Spoken: Megan Mullaly]
[Laughing] I don't know, so I thought I'd just...
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==="Prince of Persuasia"===
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[Spoken: The Prince of Persuasia]
Hello there, my brothers. I almost didn't see you. I am the Prince of Persuasia! There are three steps to persuading women.
Step number one: Trap your princess! Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
Step two: Insult your princess! Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car! The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro! It's been biologically proven! By me!
Step three: Brag! Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you singlehandedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia". It makes women ovulate! For sex!
[Spoken: Tina]]
Interesting. Step one: Trap him. Playing hard to get, I see.
[Spoken: The Prince of Persuasia]
Dress like her dad! It releases a hormone called "moan-a-tonin".
When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, and then make a big deal about it.
Push her in a lake.
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is.
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and make fun of her for not knowing it.
Use the word "idiot".
NEVER make her pancakes. Force HER to make YOU pancakes in the middle of the night!
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=="Moodie Foodie"==
==="Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel===
Real song, plays when Reggie gives the Moody Foodie a wet willy.
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=="Bad Tina"==
==="Bad Girls"===
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[St. Vincent (italicized denotes parts only sung in episode)]
Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom
And bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad
Bad girls make mean announcements at lunch
And bad girls think that you're being a boob punch
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad girls like to fight with their moms
and bad girls don't use pads as tampons
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad
Bad girls don't wanna go to college
and bad girls rip off all your doll's heads
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
[Spoken: St. Vincent]
I was always the good girl, but then I fell in with the wrong crowd. Now, I'm mouthing off to my mom and skipping school. Are the boys and their cute butts really worth all this? WATCH OUT!!!! (imitates rocket)
[St. Vincent]
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
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==="Fantasy" by Earth, Wind & Fire===
Real song, plays when Tina reads out her erotic friend fiction to the school.
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Category:Music
Category:Songs