Elevators & Smooth Operators

Elevators & Smooth Operators is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you were stuck in an elevator with the following characters and your appendix were about to burst, which of these doctors would be the LEAST helpful?
===Choices===
1. Major Frank Burns
2. Doc from "The Love Boat"
3. Dr. Bob Hartley
4. Quincy, M.E.
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "He's not just a doctor, he's the doctor of love."
3. "Dr. Bob. He is a psychologist, but he's not an M.D."
4. "Sorry, Quincy started out as a real doctor and then he quit his practice to become a medical examiner. Guess he liked hangin' out with stiffs."
===Answer Quote===
"However, he could help your appendix with its separation anxiety."
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