The Depart-Dead

"The Depart-Dead", Way to Die #255, is the third death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 30, 2011.
== Plot ==
A group of white, teenage wannabe-gangstas called The Southies from South Boston play a drinking game called Edward Fortyhands in which drinkers have beer bottles taped to their hands and they cannot do anything (smoke, urinate, leave the room, etc.) until the beer bottles are empty. One of them spits a half-lit cigar under a couch, which starts burning the flammable synthetic stuffing, releasing hydrogen cyanide into the room. Because they cannot open the door, they suffocate (asphyxiate) on the fumes.
"When the smoke cleared, Boston had four less dummies..."
Man: Somebody call 9-1-1!
(gangster language) "Hey! Why don't you Southies park your car into the packy parking lot? You're dead!"
== Interviewees ==
* Jason Sereno - Drinking Contest Expert
* Dr. Cloyce Martin - Pathologist