If I Told You it Wouldn't Be as Much Fun

If I Told You it Wouldn't Be as Much Fun is written by Ross John McKenzie Jr. and was published online on February 29th, 1996.Post at FFML - Retrieved 04-05-2021
==Description==
==Plot==
A story is being told to a Fen by the narrator. In the kingdom of Nerima lives a girl called Akane whose family own the only dojo in the land. They have one student, a boy named Ranma who is worked like a slave by Akane. Ranma heads to China to earn the money needed to marry Akane, but falls afoul of the Dread Amazon Ranko. With Ranma dead Akane ends up agreeing to marry Prince Kuno. The one day while jogging in the forest Akane is captured by three strangers. Akane awakens after her capture to find herself on a boat and held prisoner by Nabiki, Mousse and Ryoga. Akane tries to escape by swimming but is quickly recaptured at the boat arrives at the Cliffs of Spam with another boat on its tail. They are then pursued up the cliff by a red-headed woman in a red Chinese shirt. The woman defeats Mousse and Ryoga and jumps into a hot spring to turn into a man. He then knocks Nabiki out and takes Akane with him to the Fire Swamp. Kuno and Shampoo his henchwoman catch up with them when they leave the swamp and as Ranma is too injured, they surrender. Kuno takes Akane away to marry her and Ranma is put in the pit of despair with Shampoo and Kodachi. Akane resists the idea of marrying Kuno now that she knows Ranma is alive, but Kuno locks her in his castle and feeds Ranma some of Akane's cooking, killing him. Mousse and Ryoga take Ranma's body to Miracle Tofu who brings him back to life. The three then storm the castle to rescue Akane. Mousse disappears in pursuit of Shampoo and Ranma rescues Akane, punting Kuno out of the story. The narrator of the story now gets properly involved and Ranma refuses to kiss Akane, leading her to mallet him.
==Notes==
*Based on the plot of the book by .
==FFML Posting History==
*Story 29/02/96
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==References==
Category:One Chapter Story
Category:1996