The Original "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"

WARNING: This joke may cause the following:
*Losing your spouse via divorce.
*Gaining corny friend(s)
*Losing your best friend(s)
*Plummeting your humor status
*Set bad humor reputation for yourself.
*Addiction to joke
*Urge to experiment the joke.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows. The fun part is to think of the corny answer and ask the same question again and again to see people get agitated.