If I Tell a Joke, It's an Exciting Fountain of Life!!

is performed by Yanami Jouji.
==Lyrics==
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|-|Kanji=
さぁ皆さん・・・しゃれれば命の泉わくわく２
あのね・・・猫が寝込んだ！・・・いっひひひひ
あのね・・・妻が躓く！・・・ぶふふふふふ
あのね・・・桶を置け！桶を置け！・・・ぐふふふふ
あのね・・・Do you know?
てどうゆうの？・・・くっくくく
あのね・・・靴がくっ付く！・・・かっはははは
あのね・・・ハエがはええ！・・・ぶ
カレーがかれえ！ぶあははははははははははははは
はははは
あ、あのね・・・
豚がぶった！ぎゃははははははははははははは・・・
|-|Romaji=
Saa Minasan... Sharereba inochi no izumi
wakuwaku 2
Ano ne... Neko ga nekonda!
...Ihhi-hi-hi-hi
Ano ne... Tsuma ga tsumazuku!
...Buffu-fu-fu-fu
Ano ne... Oke wo oke! Oke wo oke!
...Gu-fu-fu-fu-fu
Ano ne... Do you know? te dou yuu no?
...Kukku-ku-ku-
Ano ne... Kutsu ga kuttsuku!
...Kahha-ha-ha-ha-
Ano ne... Hae ga haee~! ...Bu
Karee ga karee~! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
A, ano ne... Buta ga butta~!
Gya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
|-|English=
Well now, everyone... If you crack jokes
the fountain of life springs 2
Uhhhmm... The cat fell asleep!
...Ihhi-hi-hi-hi
Uhhhmm... The wife kneels!
...Buffu-fu-fu-fu
Uhhhmm... Put the pain! Put the pail!
...Gu-fu-fu-fu-fu
Uhhhmm... How you say "Do you know?"
...Kukku-ku-ku-
Uhhhmm... The shoes tickle!
...Kahha-ha-ha-ha-
Uhhhmm... Flies are fast! ...Bu
Curry is hot! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
U, Uhhhmm... The pig bumped!
Gya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
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