Episode 78

== T-rexes and TPKs ==
* We meet Andy and Deacon when we come back to the Knock-Out Pit to collect Kalesius. Deacon says he cast a divination spell and it told him he could find what he was looking for in the Beastlands. He would not say what it was. He and Andy both offer to join us in the Gauntlet as well, but we stick with the original plan and take the level 20 and well-statted fighter rather than bird nerd or 6 con monk.
* This was just a bunch of pretty meaningless combat I don't want to blow by blow so here's just a list of what we fought each round:
** Round 1: Dire Wolf, Harpy, Ghoul
** Round 2: Black Dragon Wyrmling, Bugbear, Salamander
** Round 3: ogre, owlbear, lion
** Round 4:  rhino, ettin, nightmare
** Round 5: werewolf, water elemental, bone naga
** Round 6: Chimera, Troll, Red Dragon Wyrmling
** Round 7: Hill Giant, young black dragon, mansquito
** Round 8: T-rex, Stone Giant, Mammoth
** Round 9: Hydra, Shield Guardian, Clay Golem (These two were not killed.)
Highlights: Everyone except Vahl and Lucy polymorphed into a motherfuckin' T-rex at some point. Vahlka flirted with Kal over a Mansquito corpse. Barkley was the last man standing.
* We all die.
* We wake up at the grand tree in the center of Ysgard and head back to the tavern to meet back up with Deek and Andy. We earned 690 coins.
== Recording ==
LINK.
== Chat Log ==
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16Ty3PmzNcIH_Bjm8KbUMzzzIrXh0Zu7zRJ1X5_VASWU/edit?usp=sharing
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