Susan Helps Sasha the Procrastinator (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Mrs. Tweeters: "OK, kids! Study for the Math exam tomorrow."
Sasha: "Area and perimeter?"
Mrs. Tweeters: "You, Sasha have especially been struggling with this. I mean you're normally a math wizardess, but out of all these lessons, you seem to have the most difficulty with this one."
Sasha: "Yeah. I'm bad at geometry."
Mrs. Tweeters: "So we'll have one last seatwork so that you can practice."
Sasha: "Thanks, Mrs. Tweeters."
Mrs. Tweeters: "Give it on the day we have a test."
Sasha: "Sure thing!"
Hours After Dismissal...
Sasha: "That's weird. There has not been a single notification about Tails. OK, then, what if he's hiding his plan from me?"
Prower Corps
Heads: he tries opening the door "Dad, what are you doing? I suspect something." he jumps off the window and spots the windows are closed
Tails: "This is a genius plan to destroy the Eggman Empire. I won't let any of the kids know that I am destroying the Eggman Empire."
Cream: "Yeah, I question why you didn't just close everything?"
Heads: he flies back to Prower Subterranean and tries getting the materials for X-Ray Goggles
Sasha's Room
Sasha: she dials Susan's number
Susan: on the phone "Hello?"
Sasha: "It's Sasha the Porcupine here!"
Susan: "Oh, hello, Sasha! What's wrong?"
Sasha: "I suspect something is going on with Tails. Not a single notification on my watch."
Susan: "He was here at school, though."
Sasha: "It's been bothering me, because he puts these plans into action fast. So please help me do my seatwork. I need to be quick or else Tails will destroy the Eggman Empire for sure if he's hiding something!"
Susan: "OK, I'll help you." she hangs up and runs to Unit 3010
Sasha: "Thank goodness you're here, Susan."
Susan: "OK, Sasha, if you have trouble remembering the rules of getting the perimeter of anything, you have to add them all up. They may not give all the sides."
Sasha: "Yes, that's the hard part."
Susan: "Remember, to get the perimeter of any shape with equal measures of length on all sides, you have to multiply the number of sides by the length of a side. That means if they say the figure is a rhombus, and the measure of one side is 5, then that means that the perimeter is 20."
Sasha: "Hey! They gave rhombi and squares in the first 5 questions!" she answers the first 5 questions quickly
Susan: "That's great! To get the area of a rectangle, just multiply the length and the width."
Sasha: "What what is what?" her watch beeps "Sorry, Susan. Got to go."
Susan: "Just remember that when they give 2 different lengths for a rectangle, you have to multiply them!"
Sasha: "Got it! I'll do that later." she jumps off a window and uses Pink Spikes to spindash while clinging to a wall to arrive at Heads' room
Heads: "Good afternoon, Miss Sasha. You need to get all of the materials needed to make X-Ray Goggles. Either that or try busting into Dad's room. I bet he's doing something."
Sasha: "Also about Orange Rocket, do you have the technology to modify my jetpack? Why do I only go upwards with that Wisp ability?"
Skyler: "Maybe you didn't train your Orange Rocket pets well."
Sasha: "I didn't train ANY of my pet Wisps."
Skyler: "You have no time to train them. They are great the way they are."
Bomber: "Hey, Heads, thanks for giving me bomb powers. He didn't even bother to make the wall bomb proof. Well, Sasha, we spotted Tails teaming up with Sally. That's a bad combination. They're pretty darn close to putting their plan into action. Oh, and train your Wisps AFTER you defeat those two."
Sasha: she uses Crimson Eagle Mode to glide out of the room and arrive at Prower Corps
Cream: "Told you you should've made your walls bomb proof. At least the ones to block the window."
Tails: "That requires me to find another rare material, even I can't find."
Ray: "I got something on the beach! A thousand buckets of sand!"
Sally: "Are you sure that is neither dangerous to the beach inhabitants nor making the beach narrower?"
Tails: "And you don't need that many to replenish the glass on my window."
Sasha: she uses White Boost and crashes through the wall and jumps out of the building and puts the sand in the thousand buckets back on the beach while also grabbing the Ice Blasterizer
Tails, Sally, Cream, and Ray: "Thanks, Sasha."
Cream: "Excuse me, but where is the Ice Blasterizer?"
Tails: "Why can't you just say hey?"
Cream: "We need to be polite."
Seaside Hill
Sasha: she puts the Ice Blasterizer under the hole and puts the 1000 buckets of sand to bury it before running back to Prower Corps
Marine: "Hey, Blaze, look! A big mound of sand!"
Blaze: she digs for the treasure
Tails: he flies to Seaside Hill "Excuse me, want help?"
Blaze: "Sure."
Sasha: she Lightning Whip + Ivory Lightning Wire Attacks the team of three, sending them to the sky
Tails: "Oh, we were just working on that."
Marine: "I do wonder what that was."
Tomorrow Night...
Susan: "You seem to be procrastinating despite Tails not being there!"
Sasha: "But I need to train the Wisps so that I can have a better chance at winning against Tails and friends! He's been quiet today."
Susan: "OK, then I can give you people who can substitute for you."
Substitutes Plays
Susan: "Hey what do you think of Speedy the Porcupine, your airy hairy sidekick?"
Sasha: "Wait, we are all hairy, and he may have tornado powers, but after fighting them, he'd be sick."
Susan: "What about the four Reptilian Girls, Sierra, Vanessa, Teresa and Silhouette?"
Sasha: "That team of four has not much exp fighting Tails, but Silhouette's the best kid ninja I met."
Susan: "What about Hazel the Bee?"
Sasha: "Stripped off her power was she!"
Susan: "What about the Rose Twins Ava and Swift?"
Sasha: "To them, their training with their parents is too much of a gift."
Song Ends
Susan: "OK, OK, this is all in terms of fighting them, but are they good at monitoring?"
Sasha: "Cream would be gone by 11, but Tails and the others would work tirelessly, ignoring Cream's warnings of sleep deprivation, even though they wouldn't be affected."
Susan: "Wait, we don't have to get up early tomorrow. Bees sleep for 5-8 hours a day. Hazel can monitor them."
Sasha: "OK, good idea." she dials Hazel’s number
Hazel: on the phone “Hello?”
Sasha: “It’s Sasha here. Can you please monitor Tails and friends in Prower Corps?”
Hazel: “Got it. Until the leave the area, right?”
Sasha: “Yes.”
Hazel: “OK!” she flies to Prower Corps
Wisp Training Montage
Sasha: “So Cyan Laser Wisps, try shooting upwards.”
They shoot upwards
Sasha: “Hey! That wasn’t so hard for them! Next!”
The Yellow Drill Wisps arrive and are trained to drill on Metal floors
The Pink Spike Wisps are trained to shoot spikes in multiple directions after its usage expires
Ivory Lightning Wisps are trained to make more thunderclouds
As the days go on, more Wisps are well trained, until Sasha fully trains all of the Wisps
Monday
Sasha: “It’s Monday already? I haven’t done most of the problems yet! And I don’t know how to!”
Gaia City Educational Center
Susan: “What’s wrong, Sasha?”
Sasha: “I didn’t finish all of them. At least I know how to do all of those questions, except for the final one.” she writes her answers on Items 6-19
Susan: “At least there’s that. But next time, don’t procrastinate.”
Sasha: “But what do I do to not procrastinate?”
Susan: “Maybe lower your anxiety levels. If you want to lower stress, maybe get some aromatherapy, or do some exercises.”
Sasha: “Wall jumping is fun. That could lower my stress levels, but it always reminds me of Prower Corps.”
Heads: “Hey! What about I send everyone I have that is finished with their homework to fight Tails if his plans are big? You can always message me if you’re done with your homework. There is no way Tails can defeat everyone before you finish a difficult seatwork.”
Sasha: “Thanks, Heads.”
The Next Day…
Sasha: “Ooh! This History homework is tricky! A redeeming quality about The End. Hmm……” she walks around “What if they tricked me! Or what if…” she writes “Sonic, Amy, and friends had fun fighting it recently after it got revived by some unknown person “But these next questions are hard!”
6 Hours Later…
Sasha: “Phew. Tails was hindered from interfering with my studies, and I’m finished now!” she messages Heads “I’m done with my homework!”
Heads: he messages Sasha back “That’s great! Now go to Prower Corps and defeat Dad’s brand new machine.”
Sasha: “Let’s do this!” she wall jumps and arrives at Prower Corps
Tails: “Look who finally showed-“
Sasha: “I’m surprised you aren’t defeated yet. Swift and Ava are a deadly combo. Anyways…” she Cyan Lasers Tails and destroys his machine
Tails: “Oh come on!”
The End!
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