Cream-ated

==How it happened...==
A man with a weird fetish - being humiliated by cows, courtesy of a prank played by his uncle - goes into a barn, eager to drink fresh milk from a cow's udders. He begins to speak to the cow before moving down to the udders. However, while drinking the mile, he accidentally bites down on a teat, and the cow kicks him in the head, causing extreme brain-damage and killing him.
==Other things to know...==
*The man's fetish was caused by an uncle who dressed up as a cow and tormented him.
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