KobOld Fashioned

KobOld Fashioned is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Incessusdumsubinfluentia from the planet Margaritartini'Cosmoliskeysour Piñacolanhattan XXX, orbiting the planet of Regiis-Reptilium. She is a free-use alien originally made by WTB.
==Appearance==
KobOld Fashioned is a feminine reptilian humanoid with "pseudo-draconic" features, mostly covered in bright green scales, with pale yellow scales running down the underside of her jaw, arms, underbelly, and tail. KobOld Fashioned has a short snout with jagged lips and closed nostrils, distinct eyes with fully formed red irises and pupils, long red hair swept to the left side with curved eyebrows of the same color, three fingers on each hand, two toes on each foot, and an organic growth resembling the cork of a bottle stuck into the tip of her tail. Her outfit consists of a gray sleeveless top with a red stripe at the bottom, exposed midriff, and brown and tan neckwear, a very long dress-like loincloth that obscures most of her legs with a red strap around her waist that translates into a circular pattern on her right hip, brown and tan gloves reaching halfway up her forearms, tan cloth over her ankles, sandal-like straps separating her toes, a gray tiara with a red jewel in the center, and gray oval-shaped earrings on each side of her head.
KobOld Fashioned wears the Simplicitrix on her left ankle.
==Personality==
KobOld Fashioned is one of the worst imaginable individuals to be at a family gathering or any personal public event, because of her alcohol-scented breath and tipsy behavior received through overusing her abilities and rendering herself inebriated. Although normally classified as the serious "designated driver" that won't let a sip of alcohol touch her lips, as soon as she breaks her own promise, KobOld Fashioned loses total self-control and becomes an unhinged party animal. Although naturally immune to the negative symptoms of alcohol poisoning, KobOld Fashioned can easily cave to peer pressure to the point her nifaliophobia will bubble up to the surface.
== Powers== 
*Through the removal of the cork, KobOld Fashioned can secrete and generate enormous volumes of alcohol from the end of her tail through rearranging the molecular composition of high amounts of water, both vapor and liquid, that her body absorbs overtime, with the alcohol she can secrete ranging from rubbing alcohol, using it for medical purposes such as cleaning wounds, to different alcoholic beverages that are influenced by whatever she consumes, such as wine through consuming fruit. If ever lost, she can also regrow the cork to plug her tail again.
**Anyone directly struck with KobOld Fashioned's secreted alcohol will immediately absorb it into their bloodstream and become intoxicated dependent on the amount of alcohol they had absorbed through their skin, severely hindering their coordination and thought process. Enough exposure can cause someone to blackout, waking up with a headache and a hazy memory, while excessive exposure can cause the harmful effects of alcohol poisoning, such as nausea. Compared to AlCoholic, KobOld Fashioned's intoxication inducement acts much quicker, but requires a greater concentration for more severe effects.
**KobOld Fashioned can freely control the speed and pressure of how much alcohol she can generate at once, allowing her to project beams, sprays, and even pressurized bullets, and its viscosity and flammability, allowing her to create liquid projectiles that can function as sticky firebombs. Combined with her psychic ability to trigger combustion through pinpointed molecular acceleration, KoBold Fashioned can not only set ablaze her alcohol bombs before launching them outwards, but also project fiery beams of ignited fluid from her eyes and even her palms.
*The more polluted and toxic her innards become, KobOld Fashioned becomes significantly bigger and stronger, as despite her immense tolerance towards the harmful long-term effects and symptoms of alcohol poisoning that leave her immune to foreign pathogens and most kinds of toxins, the process dramatically raises her body temperature and triggers irregular cellular rejuvenation that only make her larger the more tipsy she becomes. If exposed to poisonous attacks, the process only accelerates with the further toxicity.
*KobOld Fashioned can breathe and even belch out alcohol bubbles that can accelerate the aging process of whatever enters the inside of them, allowing her to create the finest of aged wines in mere moments. Through the combination of her combustion abilities, she can breathe out burning bubbles that can singe opponents and explode into small blazes when popped.
*KobOld Fashioned has enhanced strength, speed, stamina, charisma, and intelligence when it comes to brewing and mixology.
*KobOld Fashioned has sharp claws, both on her hands and retractable barbs that can extend from her heels.
==Weaknesses==
*KobOld Fashioned struggles with self-restraint, especially when it comes to succumbing to her own fear of remaining sober for too long.
* KobOld Fashioned cannot fully control the automatic nature of how she generates alcohol, as without the cork-shaped growth keeping the end of her tail plugged shut, she will continuously generate it until plugged back shut again. Attempting to forcefully pinch her tail shut will cause her tail to swell with fluid and excessive amounts of alcohol to leak into her bloodstream, rendering KobOld Fashioned so drunk she can hardly stand or walk straight.
*KobOld Fashioned's alcoholic drink creation directly relies on her own diet when it comes to the flavor of different ingredients, and even then, a strange choice of meals can result in a drink of questionable quality and taste.
*KobOld Fashioned's combustion abilities can only be used in short bursts, as usage for more than a couple seconds at a time can burn her scales off.
*KobOld Fashioned's toxification empowerment can be negated by those with healing abilities that can detoxify the body systems of others, while also having the glaring issue of lessening her self-awareness and the ability to think straight in favor of strength and size, meaning if kept unchecked, KoBold Fashioned can cause quite the amount of collateral damage within her drunken stupor.
*KobOld Fashioned's alcohol bubble breath and their hyper-accelerated aging properties are lessened the greater mass of the object inside a bubble is, aging a small bottle of wine much faster than the average full-grown adult.
== Etymology == 
*KobOld Fashioned's name is a play on "kobold," referring to her species' D&D inspiration, and "old fashioned," a type of whiskey cocktail.
*KobOld Fashioned's species name is the Latin translation of "driving while under the influence."
*KobOld Fashioned's planet name is a play on multiple different alcoholic drink names, mainly cocktails, including "Margarita," "Martini," "Cosmopolitan," "Whiskey Sour," "Piña Colada", and "Manhattan," with the number "XXX" being the roman numeral for the number 30, although more so comes from the marks on alcoholic bottles in classical cartoons.
==Trivia==
*KobOld Fashioned speaks with a Greek accent.
*KobOld Fashioned's green and yellow color scheme references Shenron from DragonBall Z.
*Like Tantrum, Breath Penalty, Amphiptheater, Stomache, Skellerina, Kitty Splitter, MaTrix, Capturrific, Liesight, Dovahskiin, Titty Titty Bang Bang, Murphy's Maw, Kanjiration, Headstrong, Pretzelcoatl, Liczard, Thunder Thighs, Cindurance, Defenderm, Draguardian Angel, Draconomaly, and Primalfunction, KobOld Fashioned comes from the same planet as Dragon Queen, mainly originating from one of their planet's moons, explaining the similarities in design, abilities, and the fact all of them are exclusively female due to their genetic similarities.
** However, while Dragon Queen is a humanoid dragon, KobOld Fashioned is a humanoid kobold, depicted as a fictional race of long-tailed reptilian humanoids originating from Dungeons & Dragons, evident by her pseudo-draconic appearance that has similar qualities to other species, such as Cruxamicientes-Curriculos and Novos Spiritusauras, although being devoid of key features such as wings.
**KobOld Fashioned is the second Regiis-Reptilium species to have D&D inspiration, with the first being Primalfunction.