CrazySponge vs. Mickey Mouse

This is the twenty-second episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
CrazySponge: I’M SO EXCITED IM GONNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD AND SHIT!
Crazy’s mom: Hey, no cussing in this house!
Crazy: o
Crazy's mom: Are you excited to meet Mickey?
Crazy: NO! I WILL DEFEAT HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Crazy’s mom: (laughs) You do that, honey.
Crazy: I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS! HE IS GOING DOWN!
(One car ride later…)
Crazy: Oh boy it's really happening. I'm gonna meet Mickey! But more importantly, he's gonna DIE! At the hands of me! Muhahahahaha!
Crazy's dad: We're here, virgin son.
Crazy: I AM NOT A VIRGIN. (looks down to see he is wearing SpongeBob socks) Okay maybe I am.
Crazy's mom: Where do you want to go first? The Peter Griffin vomit ride is pretty popular right now it seems.
Crazy: Suck my dick it's not enough. I need to meet Mickey.
Crazy's mom: Okay, well if you say so. Off to Mickey Mountains!
Crazy: Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
Crazy's dad: Uh Julie, I think our son is broken.
Crazy's mom: Nonsense, he's done this countless times. Mainly when he got those video game socks.
Crazy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(At Disney World, the three of them arrive at Mickey Mountains)
Crazy: WHERE IS MICKEY?
Crazy's mom: I don't see him anywhere, honey.
Crazy: DO NOT CALL ME HONEY
Mickey: Guh huh! Howdy everybody! I'm Mickey Mouse!
Crazy: YOU!
Mickey: Me? What is it, little kid?
Crazy: I AM NOT LITTLE! I have a bone to pick with you, sir!
Mickey: Hey kiddo, did you know humans have 206 bones in their entire body?
Crazy: Yeah, I'm not negative 2. Now it's time for you to DIE!
Mickey: Guh huh! It's on.
(The two of them stare at each other like a Family Guy chicken fight, and after a moment, they start fighting)
Crazy: I’m gonna win!
Mickey: You bet my ears that’s not gonna happen! Guh-huh!
Crazy: Wait, isn't it Banjo who says guh-huh?
Mickey: fuck
Crazy: NO SWEARING!
(Crazy lands an uppercut on Mickey, making him fall to the ground)
Mickey: Guh-fucking-huh, motherfucker! (Pulls out a shotgun)
Crazy: Oh clamety crap…
(Crazy barely manages to dodge all of the shots, leaving Mickey to unintentionally kill a little girl in the process)
Mickey: Oopsie doodles! It looks like I killed a child!
Child’s mother: YOU MONSTER! COME OVER HERE!
Mickey: Uh, for just ten dollars I'll give you this Mickey Mouse hat!
Child's mother: (steaming from her ears) I’M CALLING THE POLICE!
(She dials 9-1-1 and a police car instantly shows up)
Mickey: Damn it.
Crazy: HA! Looks like I won!
Mickey: Oh no you don't!
(Mickey kicks Crazy in the crotch, leaving him go suffer on the ground)
Crazy: I'm not trans but I wish I was a girl.
Police officer: I swear, why am I in so many of these things? Anyway, your time is up, war criminal.
Mickey: I swear, I didn't just pander to the LGBT community just for clout!
Police officer: Tell it to the judge, lady.
Mickey: I AM NOT A GIRL!
Crazy: Sure do sound like one though.
Mickey: Aren't you supposed to die or something?
Crazy: Sorry but I think you're in the wrong spin off. Adiós, enemigo!
Zoltan: szívd a farkam, ez nem elég
Crazy: o
(The officer arrests Mickey Mouse and throws him into the back of the police car. He then drives off with the siren on)
Crazy: I did it! You know what that means?
Zoltan: Die
Crazy: We did it! We did it! We did it!
Yay!
Lo hicimos!
We did it!
Zoltan: Oh no you fucking don't. This song is better.
Hot dog!
Hot dog!
Hot dog!
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Now we got ears, it's time for cheers
Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog!
Mickey Mouse: Dildos, condoms, vibrators, and sex dungeons! What a hot dog day!
Crazy: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?
Mickey Mouse: Huh-huh! I'm immortal, bitch!
Zoltan: NOOT NOOT
(end)
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