Dante Alighieri vs The 7 Deadly Sins

Dante Alighieri vs The 7 Deadly Sins is an installment of Alanomaly Rap Battles. It features the Italian poet from the Middle Ages, Dange Alighieri, and the fictional representations of the 7 deadly sins, Jay Gatsby representing Greed, Christian Grey representing Lust, Augustus Gloop representing Gluttony, Tom Sawyer representing Sloth, Macbeth representing Envy, Carrie White representing Wrath and Victor Frankenstein representing Pride.
== Cast ==
* Mancha as Dante Alighieri
* littleflecks as Virgil
* Vladimyr P. as Satan
* JustGamer as Jay Gatsby
* swizkii as Christian Grey
* Eddiefrb as Augustus Gloop
* WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer
* ZodiacKiaran as Macbeth
* InquisitorMaster as Carrie White
* Adam as Victor Frankenstein
== Opening ==
After wandering through the dephts of Hell and almost arriving at the Purgatory, Dante and Virgil are standing face to face with Satan. The devil looks at them carefully and he starts to laugh.
Greetings, lost souls! said Satan with a deep voice.
Well, well....if it isn't the ugly-ass fallen angel, Satan? What do you want? said Dante.
Dante, I can sense how much you want to arrive at your loved Beatrice and I know how much that means to you. But before you enter into the Purgatory, I have a simple task for you. Satan replied.
Beat it, you neglected cold-hearted thing. Virgil replied. C'mon Dante! He's wasting our time.
Wait! Dante replied. What's this task that you're talking about?
Hmhmhmhm..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's simple! I want to see if you can manage to win a rap battle! said Satan.
That's a bunch of Bologna! Virgil replied.
HA! You want ME facing you in a rap battle? Dante replied as well.
Urgh! Not me, you idiot! The 7 Deadly Sins! Or well...at least 7 fictionsl characters that will represent the Sins. Satan replied.
For the name of Caesar! That's incredibly stupid! What's next?! 7 Deadly Sins represented by mythical characters, or video game characters or even horror characters? Virgil replied.
Do I look like I'm kidding, you weak side kick? Satan replied.
It's just simply ridi-...WAIT A MINUTE?! SIDEKICK?!?!? THAT DOES IT! C'MON DANTE! Show him who's the boss!
Indeed, Vergil. Indeed! Bring it on, you horned nightmare! says Dante, as he's ready for the battle.
== Battle ==
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(Dante: Who said that?)
DANTE ALIGHIERI
VS
GREED, LUST, GLUTTONY, SLOTH, ENVY, WRATH AND PRIDE
BEGIN!
=== Dante Alighieri ===
Midway upon the journey of my life, Satan gives me a challenge
To end up those capital vices and throw them off the balance
From John Milton to Shakespeare, I inspired the most precious minds
The lines of the Sins will be finished by my sublime Divine rhymes
I shall see your demise by watching your corpses boiled in the depths of Hell
Cause I got killer iller hot disses than the Inferno itself
While I made a path for literature, those Comedians are simply weak
So bring it on! God is by my side to help me finish those seven freaks!
=== Jay Gatsby (Greed) ===
=== Dante Alighieri ===
=== Christian Grey (Lust) ===
=== Dante Alighieri ===
=== Augustus Gloop (Gluttony) ===
=== Dante Alighieri ===
=== Tom Sawyer (Sloth) ===
=== Dante Alighieri ===
=== Macbeth (Envy) ===
=== Dante Alighieri ===
=== Carrie White (Wrath) ===
=== Dante Alighieri ===
== The Pausing + Change of Plans ==
The beat stops and the battle is suddenly interrupted by Satan, while Dante looks shocked at him.
That was it? Shouldn't I be facing the last Sin? says Dante.
Indeed you must! But let's extend the lines, shall we? Satan replied.
NO! For the name of gods, no! Virgil replied.
You're kidding me, right? I'm tired of this shit, and you want me to spit some extra lines against whoever is the idiot that will represent the Pri-... 
Suddenly, the 7th opponent interrupts Dante.
== Resuming the Battle ==
=== Victor Frankenstein (Pride) ===
What'd you call me!?
=== Dante Alighieri ===
== Ending ==
WHO WON?
(Satan: Nobody asked!)
WHO'S NEXT?
(Virgil: Oh heavens no!)
YOU DECIDE!
(Dante: Who?)
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ROLL CREDITS
(Dante, Virgil and Satan: Shut up!)