Phallic Fiasco: QAnon's Quest

"Phallic Fiasco: QAnon's Quest" is a Testicular Torsion short.
==Transcript==
[Opening scene: Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: (excitedly) Hey, Patrick, have you heard about this QAnon thing? It's all over Reddit!
Patrick: (confused) Uh, what's QAnon, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (enthusiastically) Well, Patrick, it's a wild conspiracy theory about secret societies, government cover-ups, and hidden messages!
[Suddenly, SpongeBob's penis detaches from his body and begins its downhill adventure, coincidentally wearing a QAnon-themed hat.]
SpongeBob's Penis: (whispering) Trust the plan, SpongeBob! The truth is out there!
[Scene: Rolling down the hill]
SpongeBob's Penis: (spouting conspiracy theories) Did you know that Mr. Krabs is secretly controlling the world's supply of Krabby Patties? Wake up, sheeple!
[As SpongeBob's animated appendage tumbles down the hill, it encounters various obstacles while spouting absurd conspiracy theories and engaging in quirky Reddit-inspired shenanigans.]
[Scene: The ocean]
Squidward: (exasperated) SpongeBob, why is your appendage spreading conspiracy theories?
SpongeBob: (wide-eyed) Squidward, it's not just an appendage anymore! It's become an internet sensation, enlightening everyone with its QAnon wisdom!
[SpongeBob and his friends embark on an absurd quest, diving into the depths of the ocean to uncover the truth behind SpongeBob's conspiracy-ridden member.]
[Final scene: Jellyfish Fields]
SpongeBob's Penis: (returning to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, I've learned so much on my journey! The Krusty Krab is the epicenter of global control!
SpongeBob: (bewildered) Oh, dear Neptune! I never thought my appendage would become a QAnon believer!
[Closing shot: SpongeBob and his friends reflecting on the absurdity of the adventure, with SpongeBob's penis securely attached and SpongeBob vowing to fact-check his appendage's claims in the future.]
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