Monster Butler Archibald

Encounter (first stage) quote:
*"Welcome home, my lady. The preparations are in order."
Second stage qoute:
* "Now, let us move onto the pressing matters. My lady, it is time for you to study. The subjects are the fashion of the high nobility and the acceptance of bisexuality.
Third stage quote:
*"My lady, please, that's enough of your games. Hm...you are not my lady? No, you're mistaken. From my point of view, all, men and women alike, are beautiful ladies."
Fourth stage quote:
*"My lady, would you like to take a break? If you would be so kind, allow me to entertain you with my modest violin."
Fifth (last) stage qoute: 
*"...It appears our time is running out. Thank you for your generous kindness up to now. As of today, I'm transferring from the position of your butler to that of your husband."
*"Let us bring up our love together. For you, I'll offer any jewel. Now, my lady, take my hand.
............... Take it! I'M TELLING YOU TO TAKE IT!!!"