No Mayonnaise!

No Mayonnaise! is an episode of Mr. Beans. In this episode, Mr. Beans is constantly stopped from eating mayonnaise.
== Characters ==
* Mr. Beans
* Stockholder Eel
* French Narrator
* Workers
* Nutritionist
* Police
* Mr. Beans but jerky and more fat (he ate his glasses)
== Story ==
Mr. Beans:Hey boss! I took some mayonnaise to work!
Stockholder Eel:Mr. Beans, you can't bring mayonnaise here!
Mr. Beans:What?! Why?!
Stockholder Eel:Remember the time you flooded the building with your mayonnaise?
French Narrator:Flashback....
Workers:AAAAAAAAAAH
French Narrator:End of flashback...
Mr. Beans:Yeahhhh, but now i'll be more careful! *gets kicked out of the building*
Stockholder Eel:AND DON'T COME BACK!
Mr. Beans:Well, i guess i'll eat it here!
Stockholder Eel:Oh, also, you need to eat it at home. Someone might see you and think we are a bad company.
Mr. Beans:Barnacles.
French Narrator:Exactly 5 minutes and 27 seconds later...
Mr. Beans:Now i can finally eat you, mayonnaise!
Nutritionist:NO! You are slightly overweight.
Mr. Beans:Hey!
Nutritionist:Eat this salad!
Mr. Beans:Ok......but can i eat it later? I want to eat mayonnaise right now.
Nutritionist:NO!
Mr. Beans:Oh cmon, i'm not so overweight!
Nutritionist:Please eat the salad.
Mr. Beans:Okkkk.....*puts mayonnaise in the salad* there! Now i'll just eat the mayonnaise!
Nutritionist:Do....do you think i'm stupid? Do you think i'm blind? I saw you put some mayonnaise in the salad!
Mr. Beans:Well.....that's healthy! Search it on Google!
Nutritionist:Mmmh....you are right! You can eat mayonnaise now!
Mr. Beans:Good.....mmmh..mayonnaise...
Mr. Beans but jerky and more fat:THIS IS MINE! *steals the mayonnaise*
Mr. Beans:HEY! GIVE ME THAT!
Fat:Why, what are you gonna do? Call the police?
Mr. Beans:Yeah.
Police:Umh, we're already here.
Fat:WHAT?!
Mr. Beans:How did you know he stole my mayonnaise?
Police:We have a machine made by Elon Musk that can hear everything about mayonnaise in the world. We asked him to make him after a building was flooded by mayonnaise. I wonder how that happened...
Mr. Beans:Yeahhhh......can you give me my mayonnaise?
Police:Oh sure *gives it*
Mr. Beans:YEAH! *eats grossly*
Police:Eeewwww
Fat:What food is there in prison?
Police:Slop.
Fat:Yay!
Police:But we'll give you salad!
Fat:Nyay!
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