Gordon's Accident

==Synopsis==
Gordon is being a shithead.
==Plot==
The title for the poop is "Gordon The Splendid Engine Is A Cock". WTLNetwork then forgets which Beatle narrates "Thomas the Tank Engine", but promises to let the viewer know when he remembers. 
Gordon is wanking in a siding when Henry comes up and calls him "fatface". Gordon swears at Henry and complains about Henry daring to criticize an engine who has never had an accident. Gordon then shits himself. Later, Gordon warns Henry to be careful, as he is not fucking the Flying kipper now, and to stay on the rails. Gordon's driver tells him that they to pull a special train of trucks; Gordon shits himself again.
Edward pushes Gordon onto the turntable. The movement has shaken his fire, but Gordon is still cross and promises to fuck them. He moves forward to jam the table, but can't stop himself (WTLNetwork then announces the narrator is Ringo) and sithers into a ditch. His driver and fireman say he is fucked. They telephone The Fat Controller, but he promptly forgets who is in the ditch and asks them to get Gordon to take the special instead.
On the other side of the ditch some little ****s are chattering. They call Gordon a ****, and proceed to sing "Macaron Chacaron".
==Quotes==
*Gordon: "Fancy speaking to me like that! MEEEE who has never had an accident! OoOooOoSHHH!"
(Gordon shits himself)
*Gordon: "Be careful, Henry, you're not fucking the Flying Kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today."
(Henry reverses and speeds off)
*Gordon's driver: "Wake up Gordon! A special train is coming and we're to pull it!"
Gordon: "Is it coaches or trucks?"
Gordon's driver: "Trucks."
Gordon: Trucks! OoOoOSH*BEEEEP*!
==Characters==
* Ringo Starr
* Gordon
* Henry
* Gordon's driver
* Gordon's fireman
* Edward
* The Fat Controller
* Three school boys
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