Flower

:You may have been looking for the sentient herb of the same name.
A flower, contradictorily, is not something that flows, but instead is an anomalous, parasitic genus of herb mainly due to the fact that it prefers to feed on human meat instead of receiving food from the sun like most of the other herbs. A singular flower, although seemingly insignificant, has the likelihood of growing up and reaching 10 feet in height. Flowers for some reason are often used as ornaments or gifts sold in many stores dedicated to the plant. Some fools even don themselves in flowers with the hypothesis in mind that they're the peak of sophistication, not knowing any better that the flowers they're ornamented on are already literally parasites in concealment. 
Many flowers have their own ill-considered symbolic meanings, mostly relating to romance and love and all of that stuff. All of these denotations were made up by a bunch of deceptive, fraudulent liars who knew the vegetation's actual veracity. This act of deception has been referred to by many as "floriography". 
==Origins==
Like many general pieces of Mother Nature, nobody knows for certain where flowers have traced their origins from, though several researches have discovered flower seeds on the surface of Dig-It Land that date back to prehistoric times. Scarcely any of the flower seeds were actually used as the specifically elite dynasties of Dig-Its who were extant at the time were more interested in the tree seeds that could be used to plant most of their homes. Some subspecies of flower have also been reported to exist since the beginning of time. 
==Types of flower==
Like numerous other plants, flowers can come in many different shapes and sizes all with their own ways of deceptive conspiracies.
===Buttercup===
Not to be confused with the powerpuff girl of the same name; a buttercup (Ranunculus), contrary to popular belief, is not a plastic cup filled with butter, but rather a genus of flower often planted in Europe, which is where these types of flower anticipate for their next victims to infect. They are often planted in areas adjacent to numerous frogs, their easiest, and most prominent targets. Most frogs are imbeciles, and are convinced that the buttercups are food, and therefore, they make attempts to consume them alive. Before they can do that, though, the buttercups contaminate the frogs with the poison of their petals, rendering the frogs in a severe case of PVS. 
===Daffodil===
A daffodil (Narcissus) is another genus of flower indigenous to several areas of the UnWorld. Daffodils are massive narcissists, and so they care about nobody at all, aside from themselves. Thus it isn't uncommon for daffodils to attempt to contaminate their victims. Daffodils appreciate their ability to infect their victims with their alkaline venom that they store in their petals. Their victims usually consist of barnyard animals such as cows, sheep and pigs who are crackbrained enough to attempt to ingest the plant, though in a similar manner to the buttercup, the daffodil manages to contaminate organisms before it can be ingested.
===Daisy===
Not to be confused with Princess Daisy; a daisy (Asteraceae) is yet again, another genus of flower, this time found virtually everywhere in the UnWorld, excluding Antarctica however. According to floriography, they are a symbol of innocence, which is a lie, as they are also able to infect victims with their toxicity, although daises are in fact less toxic than most of the other flowers listed on this page. The only known individuals who have suffered any sort of oblivion from daisies are very stupid people who see no problem in consuming daisies in large amounts.
===Lily===
A lily (scientific name Lilium, (creativity at its finest)) is a type of flower known for its medicinal, very poisonous properties. In fact, all parts of a lily are considered by scientists to be virulent, thus making them one of the most infamous, dangerous types of flower ever known to man. Several couples who thought of persisting on having an abortion instead having their own children upon their birth even came down to the resolution of naming their offspring after the plant. There are many types of lilies out there, each one with their own pestilential attributes, so now is really the time for you to better watch out.
===Orchid===
An orchid is yet again another genus of flower, known for its deceptive acts of making one believe in its innocence, until they realise the parasitic veracity regarding the orchid. Of course, stupid clowns believe it's a good idea to devour the plant... and... you get the point. Despite this, orchids aren't the most dangerous type of flower of them all, as there's still more to come.
===Rainbow flower===
A rainbow flower (scientific name unknown) are... well... flowers that are rainbow. Why, thanks, Captain Obvious. Now that that's out of the way, a rainbow flower is an exceptionally threatening type of flower that has been known to parasitically contaminate many areas of the UnOmniverse. Rainbow flowers have been documented to feed on many sorts things, though mostly flesh and blood, and are inordinately environmentally unfriendly. If you are unlucky enough to undergo the toxin of a rainbow flower, you'd get infected with the Rainbowitis disease, thus meaning, you better watch out. Some people are immune to the disease, despite its severe dangers. 
===Sunflower===
A sunflower (Helianthus annuus) is a subspecies of flower that has existed ever since the beginning of time. They're also seemingly the only good types of flowers we've reported. Sunflowers are prominent in the shame "Zombies vs Plants: We Don't Want Zombies On Our Lawn!", in which they produce sunlight that helps you plant peashooters that can be utilized to kill zombies, that are likely to endanger you and have a banquet on your brain. Sunflowers are also eminent for their aroma, which is the exact opposite of what we'd refer to as 'malodorous'.
===Talking flower===
A talking flower (Ligularia dentata horridus) refers to a member of an exasperating subspecies of flower that are shrouded in infamy for their irritation. They are indigenous to Teletubby Land, occupying most of the adjacent rabbits who eat them spasmodically, while at the same time reproducing their offspring blatantly to one's ocular system. The talking flowers are extremely talkative, much to the vexation of the Teletubbies, who have to listen to their every gossip on a daily basis. They often enjoy conversing about Tinky Winky's renowned idiocy, but they, more often, opt for dishing the dirt on things nobody cares about. They are almost always referred to with a negative attribute, and that's really saying something. 
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