George Orbital

This page describes a being.George Orbital was an American astronaut known for being the first man to enter space in a McDonald's Bean. After being launched into space by McDonald's scientists, it is unknown what exactly happened inside the vehicle, as there was no means of communication between him and those on the ground. It is hypothesized that if he was not killed by the gravitational force of being launched into space, then he would have been killed by the window of the vehicle breaking after leaving Earth's atmosphere. The operation was deemed a great success.
Prior to being an astronaut, Orbital was a smacker for the L.A. Lakers. He carried the McBat into battle.