Judge Doom

Judge Doom appeared in Count Olaf Vs. Judge Doom as the first of many nightmarish villains in dark, animated kids media that Count Olaf faced against, but falls victim to many of his dastardly, witting plans. He was played by Rod Rhodes in his first two verses while a high-pitched Henry Navarro voiced his true identity - Baron Von Rotten.
==Information on the Rapper:==
Judge Doom is the main antagonist of Disney/Touchstone's 1988 hybrid film, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He is the much-feared Judge of Toontown who he rules over with an iron fist and punishes any dissidents by dumping them in a concoction substance known as "Dip." He is later revealed in the film to not only be the actual murderers of Marvin Acme and R.K. Maroon, but is also the sole stockholder of CLoverleaf Industries, who plan on sabotaging the electric red car so they can build a mega-freeway.
Near the very end, it is revealed that Judge Doom is actually a toon in a human disguise known as Baron Von Rotten, whose name was revealed in the graphic novel The Resurrection of Doom. He used to be an actor who took up playing bad guys in movies until a serious accident resulted in him believing he was meant to live the role. Von Rotten's crimes ranged from petty cases like bank robberies to pure evil as he committed murder to avoid capture; as revealed when he dropped a piano on Detective Teddy Valiant, Eddie's brother, which resulted in him developing a prejudice towards toons until he helped clear Roger Rabbit's name. https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Judge_Doom
==Lyrics:==
===Verse 1 (as Judge Doom):===
You're off to quite a Bad Beginning there; be careful, creep:
In me, you've got as much to fear as your neurotic Meryl Streep!
When I'm presiding, cartoon smiles give way to overwhelming horror,
So flee, Olaf; to beef with me is something not worth melting for.
Your stalking schtick Jim Carreyed on through thirteen novels? That's insane;
You'd last a trilogy at most if they wrote Poe with half a brain!
You're greatly played up as nefarious; the plights you wrought: precarious,
But I'd say dressed in drag was Shirley when you were your scariest!
Think I'll fall for some haircut, shave and two-bit costume? Hardly;
There's more masterful disguises on display with Dana Carvey!
I've met more intimidating babies, pushed around in strollers;
Man, you look and act like Dumb-Ass, the long-lost sixth Toon Patroller!
Though alone, I'll still out-weasel you and your whole wretched troupe;
Your only chance: to make me laugh to death at your ineptitude!
The caustic rhymes that I'm concocting will be your final solution;
Our duel: your ultimate peril, with definitive dénouement!
===Verse 2:===
Let your mouth stop running, Genghis; I'll not put up with being scolded
By a freak who'd wed and patty-cake with a fourteen-year-old kid!
Just like that "play", know the judgement I pass here is real and final:
I'll summarily harpoon you; never cared much for fair trials.
You're a Sham, threats emptier than Book the Sixth's elevator,
Full of boasts about as credible as that Punctilio paper;
Loonier than any Toon, if still believing that you'll win!
Even your squalid girlfriend knows you're out; the all-black look is in!
===Verse 3 (as Baron Von Rotten):===
…Remember me; when I scarred children like your books pretend you could?
I've got a sharp eye out for openings to finish you for good!
You never got those kids' dough, but I'll steal your life like infants' candy;
I'm the Man! What, don't believe me? Just ask my old co-star, Bambi!
Valiantly though you may try, you'll never pack the punch to stop me:
I rank number one in Rottenness; you're more akin to Robbie!
You can count on the Count going down for the count when he tries to step up to me,
For he'll find that I'm far worse than just the way some artist drew me!
===Verse 4:===
What's this, some ploy to distract from your choking? Ha, you must be drunk; you're joking!
==Trivia:==
*The way Judge Doom meets his end at the hands of Olaf, while possessed by The Mask, is similar to the infamous deleted scene from The Mask where Peggy is knocked into a newspaper printing machine by a possessed Dorian, even after selling Stanley out to him. This is right down to the front page title reading "PSYCHOPATHIC TOON KILLED IN FREAK ACCIDENT" while instead of Cage City Tribune, it was published on The Daily Punctilio from A Series of Unfortunate Events.
*Judge Doom switching actors between his second and third verse could be a reference to how he was portrayed by Christopher Lloyd throughout Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but after revealing his true colours, his voice was filled in by VA professional Corey Burton.
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