Willy Wonka

Willy W. Wonka is an evil man who owns a chocolate factory. As of 2010, he is the most successful candy maker in the world. He specializes in Chocolate. He is famous for killing more people with chocolate in one year than anybody can in a lifetime.
Willy was born to his abusive father, Count Dooku. He was raised in A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away. He started making foods, but Freak with the Hood sensed a threat, and banished him. Willy flew to Earth, and became a chocolate maker.
One morning, Willy woke up, and discovered that the Sword of Epic had grown legs, and walked into his bedroom. He wielded this sword, and traveled to Loompaland to find new candy flavors. He discovered the Oompa Loompas. They used their Energy Blast powers, but the sword overpowered them, and they became his slaves. The sword has since ran away.
The Oompa Loompas served as loyal slaves as they all had bombs implanted in them. They were supposed to taste test the chocolate, but Willie "accidentally" poured Death Juice in the bowl. The Oompa Loompa taste tester pointed out it was the best chocolate he ever tasted, then died. All of Willy Wonka's chocolate now contains Death Juice. 
Once, for more publicity, he gave out golden tickets to children that let him come inside the factory. Inside, he annoyed them all, insulted random people and caused chaos, at the Oompa Loompas' cost.thumb|It's really depressing.|leftSome of the Oompa Loompas rebelled, so he had them sent home. To make up for the missing workers he had Wonkabots made to do his bidding. He wants to kill all other chocolate makers since they stole his death juice idea. He had the Sword of Epic later took away by Fegelein and locked up in his factory until freed by Chin-Chin. He is also responsible for sending OMORI into his spiral of deep sad depression, making him star in an evil music video for his will as he thought he'd finally be happy. He thought he'd finally be happy.
Willy Wonka should, in no ways, be confused with Willie Wumpa Cheeks, not like either one is less unnerving than the other, though.
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