12 Angry Students

== Synopsis ==
Stan is accused for taking naked photos of girls in the showers and displaying them all over school. While Stan is in trouble with the school and his parents, 12 students try to clear his name and find the real perpetrators. 
== Disclaimer ==
All characters and events in this show— even those based on real people— are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated…poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
== Episode ==
The following episode script is fake. Yes, fake. Now sit back and enjoy.
Reminder: The following episode takes place in Season 25 of 2022, after “South Park: The Streaming Wars Part 2”.
South Park Elementary, the principal’s office. Stan is in the office with his parents and sister, looking pretty nervous at PC Principal. 
Stan: Why am I here? 
PC Principal: Oh? So you’re just gonna play dumb here, Mr. Marsh? 
Stan: I don’t know what you’re talking about, dude. 
PC Principal: Oh, really? [to Stan’s parents] Mr. and Mrs. Marsh, do you want to know what your son did? It may not seem like a big deal, but it is.
Randy: What did he do?
PC Principal: Unfortunately, he posted photos of naked girls in the showers online on his Twitter account. He has over 180 likes on the post. 
Sharon: [gasps and looks down at Stan] Oh my god! Stanley?!
Stan: What?!- Mom, I didn’t do it! 
Shelley: Oooh, you’re in trouble now.
Randy: Stanley, what the hell has gotten into you? 
Stan: I’m telling you I didn’t do it. S-Someone must’ve made an account and pretended to be me. 
PC Principal: I have proof that it’s you. [shows the Marsh family his phone as a video played of Stan walking down a hallway on his phone, with no one else in the halls] 
Stan: That’s your proof? Really? Th-That doesn’t prove that I posted photos of girls in the locker room. 
PC Principal: Look at the time. You were in the hallway at 10:08 A.M. yesterday. 
Stan: So?
PC Principal: That’s the same time you posted the photos. 
Sharon: I’ve heard enough. PC Principal, just give him ten days of detention. He’s gonna need it along with five days of being grounded. 
Stan: Wha- Mom?!
Sharon: Enough, Stanley. I don’t wanna hear another word from you. 
PC Principal: Actually, Mrs. Marsh, he could be charged with sex crimes. He basically posted child pornography online, which was unacceptable.
Stan: ..What? 
Sharon: What are you exactly saying?
PC Principal: Under child pornography laws, your son could be arrested. 
Sharon: Oh, god! No! [hugs Randy and cries]
Randy: [hugs her back] Well, Stanley, I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done. You’ve upset me, your mother, and your sister. Now you’re going to jail! 
Shelley: ..I don’t really care.
Stan: P-PC Principal, please! It wasn’t me! You have to believe me! 
PC Principal: Hang on, I said you could go to jail. I didn’t say you were. I’m going to have twelve students from your grade to convince me to not have you behind bars. 
Sharon: [stops crying and looks at the principal] So my son won’t be going to jail? 
PC Principal: No, if he’s not guilty.
Sharon: In the meantime, [looks at Stan] Stanley, you’re grounded for a week. 
Stan: Fuck.
Sharon: Two weeks!
Stan: Damn it! 
Sharon: Do you want three weeks? 
Stan: No!
Sharon: Then stop talking. Let’s go to home. 
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South Park Elementary, in the student conference room. The twelve students PC Principal mentioned are there. Across the left side of the table sat Kyle, Wendy, Robyn, Butters, Pete and Tolkien; the right side of the table sat Craig, Kenny, Kiara, Cartman, Clyde and Jimmy.
Kyle: Okay, I know you’re all wondering why we’re all here on a Saturday and not at home.
Cartman: [bangs on the table] Yes, I’m sure we’re all wondering! I’m super pissed off right now! 
Pete: [flips his hair] Yeah, I agree with tubby here. I should be doing other stuff right now. 
Wendy: Well, this is very important. It’s about Stan. 
Butters: Oh, geez. Is Stan dead? 
Wendy: What? No. 
Kiara: That’s a bummer. I was just gonna plan his funeral. 
Clyde: [whispers to Cartman] Weird. 
Cartman: What do you expect? She’s fucking nuts. 
Kyle: ..If you guys didn’t know, Stan posted photos of naked girls on his Twitter account.
Clyde: Woah, really?
Butters: Yeah, I saw it! The girls were in fifth grade too! 
Robyn: Damn, I didn’t know Stan was like that.
Wendy: That’s the problem. Stan isn’t like that at all. I know that for a fact.
Kiara: [annoyed] Ugh, we get it. He’s your boyfriend. You’ve been posting photos of you and him daily on Twitter.
Wendy: Now that you mentioned it, you can see how nice of a boy he is, right? 
Wendy: You should be thinking.. “Why would someone that nice post photos of naked girls showering in the locker room when he was a girlfriend?” 
Tolkien: He wouldn’t do it?
Wendy: Exactly!
Jimmy: S-S-So he’s not guilty.
Butters: And if he’s not guilty, then he won’t be in jail!
Kyle: Right! So all we have to do is- 
Craig: ..There’s no proof of that. 
Kyle: I-..what?
Kiara: You know what? He’s right. There’s no proof of him being nice. Those cute photos don’t mean anything. 
Kyle: [looks at Kenny] Kenny? You think Stan’s guilty too?
Kenny: (I mean… He’s a guy. You know how guys get once they’re curious about a girl’s body.) 
Butters: Heh, yeah. I’ve been curious lots of times.
Jimmy: Hey, that’s t-true. He could have been h-hor-horny. 
Wendy: Are you guys seriously agreeing with Craig? Think about it! Stan is going to be put behind bars! 
Cartman: Aw, you’re just saying that because he’s your fucking boyfriend.
Pete: Yeah, [looks at Kyle] and you’re just defending him because he’s your fuckin’ best friend. 
Craig: Right. Like I said, there’s no proof of Stan’s personality for him being not guilty.
Wendy: Stan is counting on us! What the hell is wrong with you guys? Kenny, Eric, you guys are his friends! You all are!
Tolkien: Wendy, you just mentioned his personality and the photos of you and him online. What proof is that? 
Wendy: It shows that-
Cartman: It shows nothing, you stupid bitch.
Wendy crosses her arms and glares at Cartman.
Robyn: Okay, let’s not call each other na-
Clyde: [finishes Robyn’s sentence] Yeah, let’s not call each other names. It’s not cool, dudes! 
Robyn: [glares at Clyde] So you interrupt me just to say what I was gonna say?
Clyde: What? Dude, I was just saying what was on my mind.
Robyn: Really? 
Clyde: Yeah.
Craig: Who all here thinks that Stan is guilty of taking photos of naked girls?
Everyone raises their hand, except for Kyle and Wendy.
Craig: Oh, that’s funny. The majority raised their hand.
Kyle: Robyn, you too?
Robyn: [overwhelmed] I don’t- I don’t know. I’m just so, so confused right now.
Cartman: See? That’s the majority. Robyn’s overwhelmed and the rest isn’t. Boom. 
Kyle: Guys, there’s no reasonable doubt of Stan being guilty at all. If you all would just li-
Jimmy: Kyle, f-f-for fuck sakes, ten of us voted guilty. Just let it go. 
Kyle: You guys are supposed to be Stan’s friends! What kind of friends are you guys for voting him guilty?
Craig: [stands up] Hey, we have our proof. How about you find yours? [walks out of the conference room]
Kiara: ..That was like, so badass. [glances at Pete]
Pete: [flips his hair] Let’s get out of here and go get coffee. 
Kiara: You read my mind, dude. 
Pete and Kiara get up from their seats and walk out the door.
Butters: Yeah, I have to get home or else my parent’s will get suspicious.
Kenny: (Mines don’t give a rat’s ass.)
Cartman: Yeah, because your family’s poor.
Kenny: (Aw, fuck you, dude.) [gets up and leaves the conference room]
Cartman: [laughs hard, gets up and leaves the conference room, followed by everyone except for Kyle and Wendy]
Kyle: ..This is gonna be tough. 
Wendy: I mean, we both know Stan well. Maybe it won’t be so bad.
Kyle: Yeah, but I just don’t think the two of us can back up information about him. They probably wouldn’t believe us.
Wendy: [pats his back] Let’s just try to make it work, okay? 
Kyle: [nods and looks down] Okay.
-
South Park Elementary, the principal’s office. Wendy and Kyle are in front of PC Principal’s desk; Wendy is reading a paper to the principal. 
Wendy: And that, PC Principal, is why you shouldn’t have Stan behind bars.
PC Principal: ..That’s all you got? You think I’m just gonna believe an essay? 
Kyle: W-We thought it was enough-
PC Principal: [yells] You thought wrong! If you’re trying to not have your friend locked up, then I suggest you try harder! Where are the others?!
Wendy: T-Them? They didn’t exactly help us right the paper. 
Kyle: They’re at the… mall! Yeah, there’s this movie that just came out and they’re all-
PC Principal: GET THEM! Get them and make sure you all agree on the debate. Got it?!
Kyle: [flinches] Yes, we got it! [grabs Wendy’s hand and immediately walks out of the principal’s office]
Wendy: Great. Now we have to convince the others to come back on our side.
Kyle: Well.. I guess we’ll just have to see what they think now. Hopefully they change their minds. 
Wendy: Yeah, let me just grab my phone. It’s in my locker. 
Kyle and Wendy are walking down the hallway, going towards Wendy’s locker. Robyn goes to them.
Robyn: Hey, guys. 
Wendy: Oh? Hi.
Robyn: I uhh.. changed my mind. Stan’s not guilty.
Kyle: You think so? 
Robyn: Yeah, you guys were right. He’s our friend. If I’ve been around Stan for so long, I should know that he would never do what he just did online. 
Wendy: That’s great! [goes to her locker and opens it, grabbing her phone out and closing the locker] 
Robyn: [looks at Wendy, then her phone] Wendy, can’t you hack?
Wendy: Yeah?
Kyle: ..Oh my god. Wendy! You can hack Stan’s account and see who posted those photos online! 
Wendy: Wow, you’re right! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that before. You’re a genius, Robyn. 
Robyn: Actually, I asked that because I wanted you to hack Zendaya’s Instagram account for me. 
Kyle: Why? 
Robyn: …Reasons? 
Wendy: I don’t think hacking an Instagram account of a famous celebrity would get you anywhere, Robyn. 
Robyn: Hey, I’m not the one hacking here. 
Wendy: Good point. 
Robyn: Does it take long to hack? 
Wendy: Not really. If I can’t concentrate, then yeah it’ll take a while. 
Kyle: Well, while you hack Stan’s Twitter account, I’ll go find the others to see if they changed their minds. 
Wendy: Okay. [smiles and walks away] 
Robyn: [leans against a locker] Sorry about yesterday, Kyle. I was just confused and so much was going on. 
Kyle: Yeah, I get it. You don’t have to apologize. 
Kiara and Butters approach Kyle and Robyn; Butters is holding his phone, looking a bit frightened. 
Butters: I’m changing my vote to not guilty! 
Kiara: Me too. 
Kyle: Oh? What changed your minds? 
Butters: Well, I heard that Stan was grounded for a week. He couldn’t have his phone or anything! 
Robyn: So what’s the problem? 
Kiara: Five minutes ago, “Stan” made a post saying that his mom was a sexy fox. [takes Butters phone and shows Kyle and Robyn the post] That’s incest. 
Robyn: …Wow. 
Kyle: But- Stan wouldn’t do that. 
Kiara: Yeah, that’s what we thought. 
Kyle: [thinks] If Stan’s grounded in his room and if he’s not allowed to be on his electronics, why would he be on his phone right now? 
Butters: I don’t know! It’s confusing! 
Kyle: We’ll get to the bottom of this. 
All of a sudden, Tolkien and Jimmy approach the four; Tolkien is holding his phone, looking at it. 
Jimmy: W-We change our votes to not g-g-guilty now. 
Robyn: Really? 
Tolkien: Yeah. Stan made a post saying- 
Kyle: He made a post saying that his mom was sexy, we know. Kiara and Butters just told us. 
Tolkien: Wait, what? He made a post saying that? 
Kyle: You didn’t know? 
Tolkien: No. I was gonna say that he made a post about wishing death on Wendy. 
Robyn: Bullshit! That’s bullshit there! 
Jimmy: We know! I-It’s fu-fucking weird and creepy. 
Kiara: Stan would never say that about Wendy. Unless he’s just- 
Kyle: He’s nothing, Kiara. Stan’s grounded in his room anyway, guys. He’s not supposed to have his phone or any other electronics. 
Tolkien: So.. someone must’ve hacked him? 
Robyn: Yeah. Wendy’s already trying to hack Stan’s account to see- 
Butters: It was Wendy?! 
Robyn: ..No, she’s trying to hack Stan’s account to see who actually posted those photos and captions on Twitter. 
Butters: Oh. 
Kyle: Well, it’s seven against five now. Let’s defend our friend! 
Everyone: Yeah! 
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The Tucker Residence, Craig’s room, the remaining five are sitting on the floor. Craig looks at all of them. 
Craig: I’m so glad that you all have sense just like me. 
Pete: Whatever. Just get to it. 
Craig: Okay. Since we all agreed that Stan was the one who posted those pictures online, we need proof. 
Kenny: (Wait, I thought we had proof already.)
Craig: No. That was just a claim. There’s just no reasonable doubt of Stan being not guilty. 
Clyde: ..Wait, why did you say not guilty, Craig? 
Craig: Why did you?
Clyde: I’m just agreeing with what Kenny said the other day about Stan being horny.
Craig: I just don’t think he’s not guilty. It’s as simple as that.
Kenny: (Is that it?)
Craig: Yeah.
Cartman: ..This is bull crap. We don’t even have a fucking reason why the guy’s guilty. 
Craig: We’re keeping Kenny’s reason.
Kenny: (Yeah, he was obviously horny.) 
Cartman: Would he be that horny to post something like naked girls online? We’re talking about Stan here. He’s a total pussy.
Clyde: …True.
Craig: I- well that doesn’t mean that he’s not guilty, right? 
Cartman: Screw that! [stands up] Kinny, you’re a fucking traitor for voting your own friend guilty. You know that, right? Me and Kahl won’t ever let you back into the broship. Got it?! 
Kenny: (You’re here too!)
Cartman: NO! Not anymore. I’m gonna go get something good to eat. If anyone else is hungry, follow me. [walks out of Craig’s room]
Clyde: Okay. [stands up] 
Craig: Clyde, where the fuck are you going?
Clyde: I’m hungry, dude.
Craig: Are you coming back?
Clyde: …No.
Craig: Fine. Have fun.
Clyde: Okay. Wait up, Eric! [walks out of the room]
Craig: [sighs] God damn it.
Pete: [flips his hair] So, it’s just us three now?
Craig: Yeah, I guess it is. When we give our presentation to the principal, I hope you guys know what you’re gonna say.
Kenny: (Yep, I know what I’ll say.)
Pete: Yeah, whatever.
Cartman: [offscreen, downstairs] Craig! Can me and Clyde get some of your leftover pizza?!
Craig: I thought you were going somewhere else to eat!
Cartman: I changed my mind, you dick!
Craig: [looks at Pete and Kenny] You guys hungry?
Kenny: (Yeah!)
Pete: [shrugs] Yeah, I could eat.
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South Park Elementary, in the student conference room. Nine of the twelve students are there sitting at the table. 
Kyle: [on a computer] Okay, according to Wendy’s hacking, she found out who hacked Stan’s account. 
Robyn: Who was it?
Wendy: Well, when I checked his email and password, his password changed. His password used to be bluewaffle238. Now, his password is fuckmedaddy1298. 
Cartman and Clyde look at each other and tries not to laugh. Kiara and Robyn notice them.other.
Robyn: What’s funny? 
Clyde: She said.. blue waffle. [snickers] 
Cartman: His new password is fuck me daddy! [laughs hard and nudges Clyde, still laughing]
Kyle: Oh my god. [facepalms] 
Butters: What’s a blue waffle? 
Wendy: Don’t ask!-
Cartman: Pfft!!- [laughs more]
Clyde: [keeps laughing] Stop saying it, dude! 
Tolkien: Can you guys stop being immature please? We’re trying to find out who’s the hacker.
Jimmy: I can’t even lie. That was pretty f-f-funny.
Wendy: ..Okay. I tried to find other accounts with the last password that was entered on Stan’s account. Turns out, there was only one account that had the same password.
Kiara: Which account?
Wendy: It was one of the- [hears footsteps coming towards the door]
Craig opens the door and enters, along with Kenny and Pete. 
Craig: Hey, dudes. 
Kyle: ..Hey, Craig. 
Craig: Got any proof now? 
Wendy: Yes, we do. I found the hacker who got into Stan’s Twitter account.
Craig: …What?-
Wendy: Yeah! That means that you three can all vote not guilty with the rest of us. 
Craig: ..No. I refuse. 
Kyle: Craig, give up. It’s nine against three, dude! 
Craig: I’m not backing down from my claim.
Kenny: (..I am.) [walks towards the table] 
Craig: [looks at Kenny] Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Kenny: (I’ve been friends with Stan for a long time. I should’ve known that he wouldn’t do such a thing.) 
Craig: So what are you saying? He wasn’t horny after all? 
Kenny: (No, he wasn’t. In fact, I think someone got into his phone.) 
Craig looks defeated, looking down and has his hands in his pockets.
Cartman: Haha! He doesn’t have anything to say now! 
Robyn: Right. He’s been talking all that shit and now he’s all quiet. 
Wendy: It’s ten against two now. You guys sure you don’t wanna join us? 
Pete: … [walks to the table and shrugs, flipping his hair] Whatever. I’m with you guys. 
Kyle: That’s great! Craig? You with us? 
Craig: [flips them off and walks out of the conference room]
Kiara: ..That was so hardcore. 
Wendy: Well, we won, didn’t we?
Cartman: Hell yeah, we won! 
Clyde: Yeah!
-
South Park Elementary, the principal’s office. Stan and his family were there, along with the eleven students with the exception of Craig. 
PC Principal: Okay, do you kids have your proof? 
Wendy: Yes, sir. [smiles and looks at Stan, winking] 
Stan: [winks back and sighs] Man. 
Wendy: Okay. It turns out, Stan’s Twitter account has been hacked. [shows PC Principal her phone, showing him Stan’s old password versus the new one] As you can see, his password changed. 
PC Principal: Mhm, I see.
Wendy: Right, so I looked up more accounts with the same current password “Stan” has and I found only one account. The owner of that account is-
Suddenly, Craig walks in the office, standing next to Wendy and looking up at PC Principal.
Craig: Hey, sir. 
PC Principal: [looks at Craig] Hey, Craig. You have your evidence?
Craig: Yeah. I do.
Cartman: [nudges Kenny and whispers] I wonder what he’s gonna say.
Kenny: (Me too.)
Craig: I guess… there’s no reasonable doubt that Stan is guilty. [looks at Kyle] You were right, Kyle. I guess I was just in denial. I tried to keep my claim, but didn’t have any evidence to back it up with. Stan isn’t the kind of person to post photos of pornography online because he’s uh… what’s the word..-
Cartman: He’s a big fat pussy. 
Craig: [snaps his fingers and looks at PC Principal] Yeah, he’s a big fat pussy.
Stan: Hey! 
Craig: As you can see, sir, the twelve of us think that Stan is not guilty. 
Kyle: [smiles at Craig] Yeah, he’s our friend.
Stan: ..Thanks, dudes.
PC Principal: [nods] I love the teamwork. Who was the one who posted the photos on Stan’s account? [looks at Wendy] 
Wendy: It was one of the sixth grade boys, sir. 
PC Principal: Aw, I should’ve known. 
Stan: Yeah, you should have. I mean- I’m ten years old! How would I even get into the girls locker room?
Robyn: Exactly! Someone horny like a sixth grade boy would obviously do that. 
PC Principal: [to Stan] Stan, your days of detention are over. 
Sharon: You’re also ungrounded, Stanley. [smiles and pats Stan’s head]
Randy: We knew it wasn’t you all along, son. [ruffles Stan’s hair]
Stan: [looks up at his dad] Then why ground me?
Randy: …No comment. 
Stan: [goes to his friends] Thank you guys for everything. 
Kyle: Well, I didn’t want to see my best friend behind bars. 
Kenny: (Yeah, we care for you!)
Cartman: I still hate you, dude. 
Stan: Ha, I love you guys too. [hugs Kyle, Cartman and Kenny; they return the hug]
Robyn: [looks at the fourth wall] I’m so fuckin’ tired.
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== Trivia ==
•This episode heavily parodies the film, 12 Angry Men.