Battle For Screen Time/Transcript

"Battle For Screen Time" was aired as Season 1 episode 1 of Patchy's TV Show! (and Potty's). It aired on Netflix Network in 2041.
== Transcript ==
[We start with a beautiful CGI areal view of Patchy's neighborhood to introduce the audience to the 4K 3D environment we're gonna have to get used to]
PATCHY: "Ahoy there, kids! Welcome to my new TV show! Patchy's TV Show!
POTTY: "[Rock!] I thought you said it was our TV show."
PATCHY: "Well Potty, a lot can change after the unaired pilot."
POTTY: "Well, I was always around in Spongebob to serve as a comic relief."
PATCHY: "Well, my brother, Chris can always--"
POTTY: "Chris?! What are you even talking about?!"
PATCHY: "Well, uh..."
POTTY: "Since when is this about Chris?! He's not funny at all!"
PATCHY: "[Sighs]… I guess you're right..."
The Next Day...
[Patchy puts up a banner saying "Patchy's TV Show! (and Potty's)"]
PATCHY: "There we go... Hi, again! Patchy the Pirate here, and welcome to...[sighs] our show."
POTTY: "[Rock!] Thanks!"
PATCHY: "No problem, Potty. Now... let's begin the first--"
[Static]
[Credits roll]
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