カンケイナイトファンキー (Kankei Night Funky)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
「あたし計算はイマイチ　引き算ばっかり」 	"atashi keisan wa imaichi hikizan bakkari" 	"I'm not very good at math, all I do is subtract"
「自然数xを求めよとか　そういうのわかんない」 	"shizensuu ekusu o motome yo toka sou iu no wakannai" 	"Find the natural number x and such; I don't understand those things"
 	 	
デュワ　デュワ　デュワ　デュワ 	duwa duwa duwa duwa 	Dewa- Dewa- Dewa- Dewa-
デュワ　デュワ 	duwa duwa 	Dewa- Dewa-
デュワーズと炭酸の割合だけは完璧だけれど 	duwaazu to tansan no wariai dake wa kanpeki dakeredo 	and soda, only that ratio is perfect, but—
 	 	
ココロとカラダ切り離してる 	kokoro to karada kirihanashiteru 	Separating body and mind—
やればできてしまうのです 	yareba dekite shimau no desu 	you can do it if you try
マトモな人ってムズかしいのね 	matomo na hito tte muzukashii no ne 	It's hard to be a decent person, right?
フリするのは簡単だけれど 	furisuru no wa kantan dakeredo 	But it's easy to pretend
 	 	
二人の声もとぎれとぎれ 	futari no koe mo togiretogire 	Two voices fragmented,
夜が長すぎたのは誰のため？ 	yoru ga nagasugita no wa dare no tame? 	and the night, for whom was it too long?
さよなら涙　はじめまして涙 	sayonara namida hajimemashite namida 	Good-bye, tears; hello, tears
切り出したなら戻れない 	kiridashita nara modorenai 	If you cut it out, you can't go back
 	 	
「あたし国語もイマイチ　鉛筆ころがし」 	"atashi kokugo mo imaichi enpitsu korogashi" 	"I'm not good at Japanese either; I'm rolling pencils"
「筆者の心境として適切なものを選びなっさーい」 	"hissha no shinkyou to shite tekisetsu na mono o erabinassaai"	"Choose the one that best describes the author's state of mind"
「っつうか宿題終one-night」 	"ttsuuka shukudai owari one-night" 	"Or rather a one-night, homework done"
 	 	
トゥラ　トゥラ　トゥラ 	tura tura tura 	Tra- Tra- Tra-
トゥラ　トゥラ　trapハマっちゃうよ 	tura tura trap hamacchau yo 	Tra- Tra- you'll fall into the trap
私みたいなわかりやすい女にしなよ 	watashi mitai na wakariyasui onna ni shi na yo 	Be an easy-to-understand girl like me
 	 	
フロアに喧騒　ぶっちゃけよく聞こえない 	furoa ni kensou bucchake yoku kikoenai 	The floor is noisy; frankly, I can't hear you very well
聞こえないけど　まぁいっか 	kikoenai kedo maa ikka 	I can't hear you, but oh well, it's fine
酔っ払っちゃしょうがない　誰も傷つかない 	yopparaccha shouganai dare mo kizutsukanai 	I can't help but get drunk; it doesn't hurt anyone
ちょっとぐらいショットグラス空けて 	chotto gurai shotto gurasu akete 	Just a bit, empty your shot glass
 	 	
それじゃダメだって誰かに叱ってほしい 	sore ja dame datte dareka ni shikatte hoshii 	"That's no good," I want someone to scold me
なぐさめるなら後にして 	nagusameru nara ato ni shite 	If you want to comfort me, do it later
さよなら涙　はじめまして涙 	sayonara namida hajimemashite namida 	Good-bye, tears; hello, tears
振り出しまでは戻れない 	furidashi made wa modorenai 	We can't go back to square one
 	 	
よくいる女ね　愛おしいね　なにが？？ 	yoku iru onna ne itooshii ne nani ga?? 	Typical girl, huh? Precious? What is??
バカにしないで　はやくして 	baka ni shinaide hayaku shite 	Don't make fun of me, hurry up
救われたいよね　なんか文句あんのかよ 	sukuwaretai yo ne nanka monku an no ka yo 	You want to be saved, right? You got a problem with that?
遊びじゃねえんだよ　あとにして 	asobi ja nee nda yo ato ni shite 	This isn't a game; leave it for later
 	 	
優しさなんかもうどうでもいい 	yasashisa nanka mou dou demo ii 	I don't care about kindness anymore
流されるなら今にして 	nagasareru nara ima ni shite 	If you're going to sweep me away, do it now
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*SPACE DIVE!! feat. GUMI (album)
==External Links==
*Dropbox - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*YouTube - Translation source
Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring GUMI (VOCALOID)
Category:Nanahoshi Kangen Gakudan songs list