Steamulator

A Steamulator Is a train looking thingy made by Darth Vader in Legoland, and it is potentially very dangerous of its kind because of what it can do. 
== Why you should worry about this Beast ==
This thing has been known to destroy a town in Koridai, and if you ever come to the UnWorld, you should stay as far as you can from it, because it is very dangerous, and could destroy the place you are at. Another reason to worry about it is the stuff it has
== Features ==
* An unnecessarily tall funnel, which can be lowered down to pass under structures above the railway it might be on
* The funnel can also puff out toxxxxic gases and launch nuclear rockets that can travel through space out through it, so it can be used to blow up other planets, and the Space Defense Force obviously won't like that, because you will go to the Space Prison if you ever blow up a planet.
* Two guns on the front, which shoot tiny but very very very very very strong nuclear bullets that can destroy an entire country
* Two Jet engines, which allow it to go very fast and shoot huge flames.
* Lights that are so bright you will go blind if you are near it
* An extremely loud siren, which it has for no reason at all
* A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY loud horn which it also has for no reason at all
* Speakers that can play EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREMELY loud music that can deafen anyone near it
* Two pink nozzles at the back that spray paint on the tracks behind as it goes along the tracks
* A grey turbocharger at the back which was taken right out of an old car Darth vader found
*a force-field generator
*a rainbow sludge tank like the one on TuTiTu
* a microphone that Darth Vader can use to say things like ''HERE COMES THE STEAMULATOR!''
* a very old IPad that was strapped to the front, which Darth Vader can use to entertain himself with
* and finally, the funnel can be turned 180 degrees to suck up anything near it
== Steamualtor 2.0 ==
A week after Darth Vader made the Steamulator, he wanted to make a smaller version, which he called the Steamulator 2.0.
It has the following improvements:
* the funnel was shrunk, so it was shorter and had a narrower diameter 
* the wheels were also shrunk, so they were smaller
* The vacuum storage container shrinks anything that is in there, only for the stuff in there to return to their normal size when they are emptied out
*It can be modified to be a road vehicle by replacing the rail chassis with a Car chassis
* and finally,the nuclear rocket launching mechanism now shrinks the rockets when they are inside the steamulator, but they return to their normal size when they are launched, much like what the Teletubby Zeppelin does when it drops Tubby Bombs 
== Trivia ==
* Darth vader made this thing because he is weird
* it is powered by boiling acid from the Teletubby Land Acid Lake
*one way to destroy it is use the Globglogabgalab to clog the funnel when it's sucking things up
* STAY AWAY FROM THE STEAMULATOR
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