エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) (Ebi Chaahan! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!))

==Background==
"Ebi Chaahan! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!)" is an original song featuring Hatsune Miku by Jamie Paige. It predominantly features rice's Snow Miku 2024 design "Shrimpy Lovely", better known as "Shrimpku". It has reached over 100,000 views on YouTube.
==Lyrics==
THIS IS A CERTIFIED SHRIMP
i cook my dinners for an audience
at least that's what i'd like to do
lately it's me and my irrelevance
garnished with hopeless love for you
i cut these onions 'til i cry
sear my heart on every side
golden brown and lightly fried
i just don't know what i'm to do
with this meal i made for two...
unless i cook for you!
i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you feel the heat
'cause you're everything to me
have this shrimp fried rice
no more talking, lets just eat!
you cook your dinners with no elegance
nothing pretty, just some food
that might be why you're such a pessimist
every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's PETULANT!!!!!!!
sous vide it slowly for a day
while the lonely hours away
watch those colors turn to grey
wouldn't your dinner feel complete
with some savory and sweet?
just come and cook with me!
i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you come and eat
'cause it's such a tasty treat
have this shrimp fried rice
grab a plate and take a seat!
OHHHHH SHRIMP MIKU IN THE PLACE TO BE
YOU WANT A SHRIMP FAJITA OR A SHRIMP SCAMPI
I GOT THIRTY NINE METHODS TO PREPARE SEAFOOD
AND I'D MAKE UP A MILLION MORE FOR YOU
YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT WILD AND FREE
NOW I'M SEEING COLORS THAT I CAN'T PERCEIVE
BABY DON'T BACK DOWN, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME
AND NO I DON'T GIVE A SH-T ABOUT YOUR SHELLFISH ALLERGY
I DON'T CARE
YOU'RE GONNA EAT THIS FRIED RICE I MADE FOR YOU
OR... OR THERE'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS
YOU HEAR ME?
i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you feel the heat
'cause you're everything to me
have this shrimp fried rice
no more talking, lets just eat!
==Trivia==
* This music video uses the plushie version of Shrimpku.
==Gallery==
<tabber>Miscellaneous=
Shrimply Lovely Snow Miku 2024.jpeg
|-|Other (PV Screenshots)=
Shrimpku Plush.jpeg
Shrimpku being tossed up in the air.jpeg
Shrimpku plush hits the ceiling.jpeg
Shrimpku singing and dancing.jpeg
Shrimpku sees the Shrimp Fried Rice.jpeg|Miku sees the Shrimp Fried Rice
Shrimpku facing down on the floor.jpeg
Shrimpku holding a silver knife.jpeg
Shrimpku getting choked in the neck.jpeg
Shrimpku hiding behind the wall.jpeg
Shrimpku falling into a boiling pot.jpeg
Shrimpku in the kitchen cupboard.jpeg
Shrimpku going for a ride.jpeg
Rapper Shrimpku.jpeg|Shrimpku as the rapper
Shrimpku in a rice cooker.jpeg
Shrimpku on a frying pan.jpeg
Shrimpku in a convection dish oven.jpeg
Shrimpku being comfy.jpeg
Shrimpku getting knifed.jpeg|Miku getting knifed
Shrimpku with the Red and Green hearts.jpeg
</tabber>
==External links==
===Official===
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:English songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku
Category:Songs featuring Human vocals and voices