クソみたいなJ-POP (Kuso Mitai na J-POP)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
バイトの帰り道　近鉄阿部野橋 	baito no kaerimichi kintetsu abenobashi 	On my way home from work, at Abenobashi Station,
終電乗り遅れ　途方に暮れました 	shuuden noriokure tohou ni kuremashita 	After missing the last train, I was left at a loss
残金　あとわずか　ネカフェにも行けません 	zankin ato wazuka nekafe ni mo ikemasen 	Only a little cash left, so I couldn't even go to a net cafe;
仕方が無いからと　歩いて帰ります 	shikata ga nai kara to aruite kaerimasu 	With no other choice, I walked my way home
 	 	
とりあえずは缶コーヒーの一つでも買いましょかと 	toriaezu wa kan koohii no hitotsu demo kaimasho ka to 	First things first, I figured I'd buy a can of coffee
近くのコンビニ入ったその時 	chikaku no konbini haitta sono toki 	Right as I stepped into a nearby convenience store,
聴こえてきたのは　聴こえてきたのは　よくある曲 	kikoete kita no wa kikoete kita no wa yoku aru hayari kyoku 	The sound I heard, the sound I heard, was an ever-present, popular song
 	 	
クソみたいなJ-POPが身に染みちゃって発狂中 	kuso mitai na J-POP ga mi ni shimichatte hakkyouchuu 	That crappy J-pop is stuck in my head, and it's driving me nuts
ラブという絶対正義にゃ　百戦連敗　もういいぜ 	rabu to iu zettai seigi nya hyakusen renpai mou ii ze 	Against the absolute justice of "love," with my 100-loss streak, I've had enough
ウソみたいなハッピーエンド　ヘドが出るったら　ヘドが出る 	uso mitai na happii endo hedo ga deruttara hedo ga deru 	Such a phony happy ending, does it make me nauseous? Does it ever,
でもやさぐれたい　こんな夜には　ちょうど良いのかもですね 	demo yasaguretai konna yoru ni wa choudo ii no kamo desu ne 	But for a sulky night like this, maybe it's just the thing...
 	 	
名も知らない歌手の　名も知らない曲の 	na mo shiranai kashu no na mo shiranai kyoku no 	A song whose name I don't know, by a singer whose name I don't know,
陳腐なメロディーが　頭から離れない 	chinpu na merodii ga atama kara hanarenai 	Their stale old melody won't leave my head
悔しいんだけれど　気づけば口ずさむ 	kuyashiin dakeredo kizukeba kuchizusamu 	It pains me to admit, but before I know it I'm humming it,
川沿い歩きながら　一人で口ずさむ 	kawazoi aruki nagara hitori de kuchizusamu 	Walking along the riverside, I hum to myself
 	 	
そうこうするうち　知らない街へと　私完全迷子です 	soukou suru uchi shiranai machi e to watashi kanzen maigo desu	As I travel around, to unknown towns, I've ended up utterly lost
どっちが東か　あっちが西かと 	docchi ga higashi ka acchi ga nishi ka to 	Which way is east? Is that way west?
夜空を見上げた　夜空を見上げた　綺麗なお月様 	yozora o miageta yozora o miageta kirei na otsukisama 	I looked up at the sky, I looked up at the sky, at such a pretty moon...
 	 	
クソみたいなJ-POPが身に染みちゃって発狂中 	kuso mitai na J-POP ga mi ni shimichatte hakkyouchuu 	That crappy J-pop is stuck in my head, and it's driving me nuts
ラブという絶対正義にゃ　百戦連敗　もういいぜ 	rabu to iu zettai seigi nya hyakusen renpai mou ii ze 	Against the absolute justice of "love," with my 100-loss streak, I've had enough
ウソみたいなアイラブユーとか　ゲロが出るったら　ゲロが出る 	uso mitai na ai rabu yuu toka gero ga deruttara gero ga deru 	Such phony "I love you"s, do they make me barf? They sure do,
でも満月のこんな夜には　そういうのもありですね 	demo mangetsu no konna yoru ni wa sou iu no mo ari desu ne 	But a full-moon night like this, I guess that's one way to spend it...
 	 	
あれから幾年の月日が流れ落ち 	are kara ikutose no tsukihi ga nagareochi 	After that night, quite a few years passed
ふと忘れた頃に　今でも思い出す 	futo wasureta koro ni ima demo omoidasu 	Suddenly, just as I forgot, I remembered it still
ありきたりな言葉　重ねたメロディーが 	arikitari na kotoba kasaneta merodii ga 	Those trite words, that repetitive melody,
大人になった　私の心に響いてく　あぁ響いてく 	otona ni natta watashi no kokoro ni hibiiteku aa hibiiteku 	In my now-adult heart, they echo, oh, they echo...
もう嫌嫌嫌嫌嫌嫌嫌 	mou iya iya iya iya iya iya iya 	Ugh, I hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it,
嫌よ嫌よも　好きのうち 	iya yo iya yo mo suki no uchi 	Hate it, hate it, but I really like it...
 	 	
クソみたいなJ-POPが身に染みちゃって発狂中 	kuso mitai na J-POP ga mi ni shimichatte hakkyouchuu 	That crappy J-pop is stuck in my head, and it's driving me nuts
ラブという絶対正義にゃ　百戦連敗　もういいぜ 	rabu to iu zettai seigi nya hyakusen renpai mou ii ze 	Against the absolute justice of "love," with my 100-loss streak, I've had enough
ウソみたいなハッピーエンド　ヘドが出るったら　ヘドが出る 	uso mitai na happii endo hedo ga deruttara hedo ga deru 	Such a phony happy ending, does it make me nauseous? Does it ever,
でもやさぐれたい　こんな夜には　ちょうど良いのかもですね 	demo yasaguretai konna yoru ni wa choudo ii no kamo desu ne 	But for a sulky night like this, maybe it's just the thing...
 	 	
クソみたいなJ-POPが身に染みちゃって発狂中 	kuso mitai na J-POP ga mi ni shimichatte hakkyouchuu 	That crappy J-pop is stuck in my head, and it's driving me nuts
ラブという絶対正義は　いつまで経っても　まぁいいぜ 	rabu to iu zettai seigi wa itsumade tatte mo maa ii ze 	The absolute justice of "love," as much time passes, eh, it's okay
ウソみたいなアイラブユーとか　ゲロが出るったら　ゲロが出る 	uso mitai na ai rabu yuu toka gero ga deruttara gero ga deru 	Such phony "I love you"s, do they make me barf? They sure do,
でも満月のこんな夜には　そういうのもありですね 	demo mangetsu no konna yoru ni wa sou iu no mo ari desu ne 	But a full-moon night like this, I guess that's one way to spend it...
あぁ　やさぐれたい　こんな夜には　歌いたくもなりますね 	aa yasaguretai konna yoru ni wa utaitaku mo narimasu ne 	Ahh, on a sulky night like this, it even makes me want to sing...
==Discography==
A cover performed by Alaiyakasico was featured in:
*POP!?
==External Links==
*piapro - Instrumental
*piapro - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*vgperson - Translation source
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