Sayings That Have Annoyed America

Sayings That Have Annoyed America is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Gibberish Phrase===
Quelp, jive gollen, man pie rant smet pup!
===Hints===
It's from a commercial…
… featuring an elderly woman.
She's lying prostrate on the floor.
===Hints Reading===
"It's from a commercial."
"Wai-wait! I-I know it! eh-uh, 'Where's the beef?', is that right?"
"'Kay, this is a commercial featuring an elderly woman."
"Wait a second, 'Where's the beef?' has an elderly woman? This game is lame!"
"Commercial, elderly woman, and she's lying prostrate on the floor."
===Gibberish Answer===
Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!
===Answer Quote===
MRS. FLETCHER [offmic]: Quelp, jive gollen, man pie rant smet pup!
===Second Answer Quote===
EMERGENCY CONTACT: We're on our way, Mrs. Fletcher.
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"OK, let's see if this helps:"
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"It was from a commercial for MedicAlert®. Featuring some of the best acting on television today."
===Key Words===
Help, Heelp, Healp, Hep
Ive, iev, ivy, I have
fallen, fallin, falling, felt, felled 
and, adn, dna, &
I, my, me
cant, cannot, kant
get, got, git, gets
up, pu, ups, op
===Mistakes===
The quote actually comes from a commercial for LifeCall.
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