Cyneward

Cyneward Coradd was a druid from the Northern Continent who encountered and joined the party of Elrand Telamore on the Northern Continent after a serious bender with some new fungi he was testing. He chased a vision of a sweet little pixie crying in rage, but ran the other way and hit the party. He joined up, mostly because they offered a helpful shoulder to lean on, and followed them into the Abyss. When he sobered up, he looked around and said, "Fuck me, there must be some sweet ganja around here, man!" Or words to that effect.
The highlight of his career with the party came with the introduction of some hard drugs. After discovering some of The Green Liquid, Cyneward promptly tanned the stomach of some dead villagers to use as canteens. He later traded one canteen to Telamore. This may have been a mistake, as Telamore (played by Fab Dick) used it to negotiate passage through the Underdark with a band of orcs, leading to the Incident with the Bargaining with Hard Drugs. After a couple of adventures, he found two vials of Astral Deva blood. One was used to pay for passage on the boat of Charon in The Gray Wastes. The other he drank as a mixer with some of Charon's planar whiskey.
After the recovery of Barron Ganth's daughter, Cyneward used his newfound knowledge of the planes to range ever-further afield in search of new drugs and alchemical ingredients. In his later years, he published his semi-autobiographry/reference work TFBfDTIhKaL (Trees, Fungii,, Bodily Fluids and Dryads That I have Known and Loved), which has survived in bowdlerized form for thousands of years as a significant reference work on just about anything related to drugs.
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