Episode 238 - Die-O-Rama

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==Intro==
Episode description:n/a
Opening Quote:Lauren (yawning): Hang on, I can't get the yawn out. Okay.
Player introduction:Lauren: Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions! I'm Lauren your dungeon master and with me tonight we have Sean who plays Abutton...Sean: Uh, hi.Lauren: Matt who plays Fanel...Matt: Uhhh, why did the tree get stumped? It couldn't get the root of the problem.Lauren (laughing): I hate it. Ben who plays Throden...Ben: Why'd the necromancer's phone stop working? When he entered the necropolis, it was a dead zone.Lauren (laughing): I also hate that one. Steph who plays Raquel...Stephanie (in Raquel's voice): Ahoy-hoy, dahling.Lauren: And Kyle who plays Irpaks.Kyle (in Irpaks' voice): Buh?
==Episode Summary==
The party has just appeared on the battlefield depicted in the diorama from last episode. They engage the demon army; Abutton ineffectively releases a catapult, Irpaks sets off psychic explosions and mimics the humans' leader to give commands, and Fanel uses searing sunburst. Abutton shoots the demon army's leader, a balor, which turns invisible. Raquel shoots one of a pair of ogre zombies pushing a battering ram to the gate, and Throden casts spike growth to hamper the other before Abutton shoots it. They quickly rout the body of the army, leaving only the invisible balor.
Irpaks, who still has Truesight, sees the balor as he approaches. Irpaks hits him with Feeblemind, making him visible, and the rest of the party and the human army attack. They defeat the balor, which explodes, and then the party finds themselves back in the star room. The diorama disappears, replaced by a circular piece of white glass.
==Memorable Quotes==
Lauren: On a diorama. How meta can we get here tonight. Kchow! Super, the answer.Ben: Throden picks up a large dodecahedron and hurls it at the enemy.Lauren: Rolls a nat 20, wins the game, congratulations!
Kyle: I bet Ben's more accurate than your calculator.
Kyle: If the other side is dead, then we can assume we were the good people.
Sean: What the hell what kinda army is this?Lauren: Shitty army. They're not paid enough for this shit.
==Trivia==
*The battle featured a 20 ft radius green circle made by Ben for various AOE spells.
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