Lifetime (TV network) Schedule August 22, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S3 E5 - Legacy 	Paul is upset when his father gives his business to Ira instead of him. Starring: Anne Ramsay, Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, Leila Kenzle, John Pankow, Cynthia Harris, Lewis Zorich, Alexander Folk, Charles Hallahan, Michael Tomlinson, Wendy Kamenoff   [CC] [TV-PG L]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S3 E5 - Legacy 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Bernice's Sanity Hearing" 	When Bernice's niece, Phyllis, comes to Atlanta, she complains about her aunt's constant habit of singing Bobbie Gentry songs to strangers on the street. Phyllis plans to have Bernice declared mentally incompetent, but the Sugarbaker women come to Bernice's aid. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Annie Potts, Dixie Carter, Alice Ghostley   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Bernice's Sanity Hearing" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 86 • “The Auction” 	The girls make a good investment in a bad painting. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 86 • “The Auction” 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S3 E10 - Having His Baby 	Fran decides to have a baby. Rachel Chagall, Donna Dixon, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Donna Dixon, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S3 E10 - Having His Baby 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	Blanche's brother shares the secret that he is gay. Monte Markham guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Monte Markham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E11 - The Unkindest Cut 	Brighton's tape of a Fine family Bris leads him to and his family to Hollywood for a TV appearance. Ann Guilbert, Joe Lando, Lorn Luft, Jane Seymour, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Joe Lando, Lorn Luft, Renee Taylor, Jane Seymour, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E11 - The Unkindest Cut 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S3 E12 - The Kibbutz 	Though Maxwell wants to send Maggie to a Swiss convent, Fran convinces her to try a kibbutz instead. Ann Guilbert and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S3 E12 - The Kibbutz 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	Stan Takes a Wife 	Dorothy falls in love--with her ex-husband Stan. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	Stan Takes a Wife 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
1:30 pm 		White Oleander 	 	Based on the book by Janet Fitch. After her mother is sent to prison for killing her lover, a fifteen-year old girl is sent to live in various foster homes. She first lives with a sexy born-again Christian who mistrusts her but is desperate for the state money. After that home, she lives with a woman who is desperate for companionship and love and tries to find it in Astrid. Throughout her changing life, she keeps in touch with her mother via letters and visits to the prison where she attempts to influence her daughter's life. Starring: Patrick Fugit, Alison Lohman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Renee Zellweger, Billy Connolly, Robin Wright Penn   [CC] [TV-14 DLV]
1:30 pm 		White Oleander 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Trauma" 	Lu experiences intense anger when her rapist is acquitted by the Grand Jury. Acting out in a violent rage, she winds up losing her position at the hospital. When Dana becomes overwhelmed trying to cover Lu's duties at the clinic, and deciding whether to continue an in vitro fertilization of a patient who needs a lung transplant, Robert decides to try and hire Lu back. Starring: Janine Turner, Jenifer Lewis, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot, Mel Harris, Gregory Harrison   [CC] [TV-14 DL]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Trauma" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		Beach Girls 	104 	Jack uncovers more shocking details about the wife he thought he knew. Maddie finally tells Jack what really happened the day of the accident that killed Emma, revealing the truth about his wife's secrets. Meanwhile, Cooper pleads with Skye to give him another chance. Determined to cut all ties to his painful past, Jack shocks Nell with news that he's accepted a job in L.A. Starring: Chris Carmack, Chelsea Hobbs, Cloris Leachman, Julia Ormond, Rob Lowe   [CC] [TV-PG DV]
5:00 pm 		Beach Girls 	104 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	Mixed Blessing 	It's a nightmare when Dorothy's son brings home his dream girl. Scott Jacoby and Hartley Silver guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Scott Jacoby, Hartley Silver   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	Mixed Blessing 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Señor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life" (N)	Chuy is upset because Roland and Brad don't let him play volleyball with the other guys. But Chuy is even more upset when he finds out that Roland has let Rose on the team. Guest Stars: Stephen James Carver, Ricardo Montalban Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Don Cheadle, Rue McClanahan, Ricardo Montalban, Stephen James Carver   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Señor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life" (N)	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Gracie's Choice 	 	Emmy® Award winner Anne Heche ("Ally McBeal," Six Days Seven Nights"), three-time Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe winner Diane Ladd ("Alice Doesn't Live Here Any More," "Rambling Rose") and Kristen Bell ("Deadwood," "Spartan") star in the LIFETIME Original Movie "Gracie's Choice," a heart-felt, compelling drama inspired by the true story of a 17-year-old girl's brave and audacious fight to adopt her three younger brothers after their drug-addicted mother is sent to jail and their grandmother dies. Starring: Diane Ladd, Anne Heche, Kristen Bell   [CC] [TV-PG DLV] [Spanish/SAP]
7:00 pm 		Gracie's Choice 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Fighting The Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story	(N) 	Based on a true story. Parole officer Marilyn Gambrell institutes a ground-breaking program at the local high school to help teenagers deal with the myriad of feelings resulting from having a parent incarcerated. Starring Jami Gertz and Ernie Hudson. (Drama/2005) Starring: Jami Gertz, Ernie Hudson   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
9:00 pm 		Fighting The Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Señor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life" 	Chuy is upset because Roland and Brad don't let him play volleyball with the other guys. But Chuy is even more upset when he finds out that Roland has let Rose on the team. Guest Stars: Stephen James Carver, Ricardo Montalban Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Don Cheadle, Rue McClanahan, Ricardo Montalban, Stephen James Carver   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Señor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 69A • “Golden Moments (part 1)” 	Blanche, Rose and Dorothy begin to panic when Sophia says she's moving out to go live with her son, Phil. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 69A • “Golden Moments (part 1)” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		How Clean is Your House? 	106 Filthy Firefighter 	Recently retired from the FDNY, Thomas has spent his life protecting others, but his own house is a filthy firetrap! He desperately wants his home to be clean so that his twelve-year-old daughter Megan, who lives with his ex-wife, will be more eager to stay with him. Kim and Aggie set out to rescue one of New York's Bravest. Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		How Clean is Your House? 	106 Filthy Firefighter 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		How Clean is Your House? 	108 Sister Sludge 	Adorable sisters Janet and Kathy Woo have lived in this Brooklyn townhouse for 17 years. But Dad has moved to Toronto, and Mom lives in Manhattan. So the sisters are doin' it for themselves. Or rather NOT doin' it-the house is a wreck. Nothing ever gets put away (or thrown away), and nothing ever gets cleaned. Kim and Aggie are summoned to sanitize these sloppy siblings. Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:30 am		How Clean is Your House? 	108 Sister Sludge 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "You Got to Have Friends" 	When Julia notices Mary Jo has been cutting back on her personal expenses, Mary Jo admits her ex-husband is behind in his child support. Julia, Anthony, and Bernice stop at Burger Guy for a fast food meal and come face to face with Burger Guy's new counterperson -- Mary Jo! Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Alice Ghostley, Suzanne Raines, Hartley Silver, James Higdon   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "You Got to Have Friends" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Cold Comfort" 	Nate and CD go undercover to help Nate's ex-partner, who has been on a deep cover assignment for a long time -- possibly too deep. Meanwhile, Raina investigates the hit and run of a seven-year old girl which turns out to be more complicated than it seems. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-PG V] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Cold Comfort"