Ice Age: The Meltdown Family/Transcript

Mr. Start: Boy, this global warming is killing me!
Mrs. Start: This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? [Mrs. Start falls in the water and Mr. Start smiles.]
Mr. Start: This, I like.
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Oof!
ANIMAL: Oh, no, you won't catch me!
Sid: No running, James. Camp rules.
[A female ground sloth named Rose looks at him lovingly because the ice that Sid's behind makes him look muscular. James, the baby aardvark, stops and glares at Sid.]
James: Make me, sloth.
Sid: Make me, sir! [To Rose] It's all about respect.
Sarah. You just ate! Wait an hour! Hector! No, no! You can't pee-pee there! Ok, ok! there is fine, Ashley! Stop picking your, Piata! Stop! , you're supposed to wear blindfolds! Ok! Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth! , mine. mine, mine, mine! Whoa! Argh! Hey! You didn't have any candy in you. Let's bury him. Yeah!
[The baby beaver and James push Sid into a hole and the baby beaver jumps up and down pushing him further in until...]
Manny: Hey, hey! Whoa! Who said you kids could torture the sloth?
Diego: Manny, don't squash their creativity.
Sid: Hey Manny, Diego. My bad mammal-jammals. Wanna give a sloth a hand? [Manny uses his trunk to pull Sid out of the hole and puts him down.] Look, I opened my camp. Campo del Sid. It means "Camp of Sid".
Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.
Sid: Shhh. Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
Billy: Don't make me eat you. [The kids laugh.]
Sid: Ah, they're kidding. That's why they're called kids.
Manny: I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp.
Sid: Oh, since when do qualifications have anything to do with childcare? Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them. Aaah! [The baby beaver rams into Sid who has the vine tied around his legs, knocking him over.]
Diego: I can see that.
Sid: [Getting up] You guys never think I can do anything, but I am an equal member of this herd. I made this herd. So you need to start treating me with some respect. [Sid looks at them before hopping away.]
Manny: Come on, Sid.
Diego: Hey, Sid. We were just kidding.
Beaver: Hey. Let's play Pin the Tail on the Mammoth.
Kid Animals: Yeah!
[The kids charge towards Manny and Diego, who look worried and stunned.]
Manny & Diego: Sid!
[Meanwhile, Sid is still hopping and tries to get the vine off of his legs.]
Sid: I can do stuff! Won't give their stupid respect. [Sid finally gets the vine off and walks off.] I'll show 'em.
[Meanwhile, Manny has managed to get the kids under control by telling them a story.]
Manny: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy and they lived happily ever after.
Kid Animals: Yay!
Diego: Good job.
Beaver: [Putting his hand up] Question: Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Manny: Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
Bird: [Landing on Manny's tusk] I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
Manny: Okay. [Manny picks the bird up with his trunk and puts her down on the ground.] Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Deer: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a Wild **s.
Manny: Fine. The Wild **s boy came home to his Wild **s mother. [The kids laugh.] See? That's why I called it a burro!
Brontotheres Calf: Did the burro have a grazing problem? That would make him more relatable.
Start Calf: Boring.
Shovelmouth Calf: I don't get it.
Turtle: It's not believable.
Beaver: Do burrows eat their young? It's not a very satisfying ending.
Start Calf: Sometimes I throw up.
Manny: They lived happily ever after. You can't get more satisfying than that. One big happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be.
Bird: Then where's your big happy family?
[Manny looks upset because what the bird just asked him is reminding him of when he lost his wife and son in a human attack. Diego notices and stands up.]
Diego: Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. [Diego jumps off the rock he was laying and growls at the kids who scream and run off.] You okay, buddy?
Manny: Sure, why not?
Diego: I just thought you-
Manny: Story time's over! The end.
[Then two male Start kids run past them.]
Start Kids: Out of the way! Run for your lives!
Manny: Hey, hey, watch it!
Diego: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's everybody going?!
Start Kid 1: The world's coming to an end!
Manny: What are you talking about?
Start Kid 2: Fast Tony! He says the world's gonna flood! [Panting]
[The scene transitions. Fast Tony, a blue armadillo, holds a reed.]
Fast Tony: Folks! I hold in my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air right out of the sky! [Animals gather around Fast Tony.] Ho-ho! Gather round! Gather round! [To a female anteater] Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
Female Anteater: Uh-uh.
Fast Tony: So you can't breathe under water?
Female Anteater: Uh-uh.
Fast Tony: Aha. [Fast Tony goes over to a Glyptodon named Stu, who has a reed up one of his nostrils.] My assistant here will demonstrate.
Stu: [Stu sniffs through the reed.] Hey, I can smell the ocean!
Fast Tony: D'oh! [Fast Tony takes the reed out of Stu's nose.] What are you doing? I can't sell that now! You suck air through your mouth, you moron. [Tony shoves Stu's head in the water.] Through it's essential design and sturdy construction, you'll have plenty of air for eons to come! [Tony releases Stu, allowing him to breathe.] Of course, results may vary. [Tony gets grabbed by Manny's trunk and yanked towards said mammoth.] Hey!
Manny: Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?
Fast Tony: *laughs* I'm trying to make a living here, pal. [Fast Tony curls up, frees himself from Manny's trunk and bounces over to an block of ice before uncurling and standing on it.] It's all part of my accu-weather forecast. The five day outlook is calling for intense flooding, followed by the end of the world! [Everyone gasps.] But a slight chance of patchy sunshine, later in the week.
Manny: Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Fast Tony: Are you making an offer. [Fast Tony looks away from Manny.] I mean no, I wouldn't not!
Male Start: Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
Manny: You see this ground? It's covered in ice. A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice. A thousand years from now, it will still be ice.
Male Anteater: Say, buddy, uh, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct?
Manny: What are you talking about?
Male Anteater: I'm talking about you being the last of your kind.
Manny: Ahh, your breath smells like ants.
Male Anteater: [The male anteater sniffs his breath and recoils in disgust.] Phew. Be that as it may, when's the last time you saw another mammoth?
[Manny looks upset cause it's bringing back his past memories.]
Diego: Ah, don't pay any attention to him, Manny.
Manny: Mammoths can't go extinct! They're the biggest things on Earth!
Female Gastornis: Well, what about the dinosaurs?
Manny: The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies.
Freaky Mammal: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!
Manny: [To Diego] Oh, please tell me it's not our idiot.
Sid: [On the top of a glacier] Okay! I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One...! Two...!
Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!
Animals: Jump, jump, jump...!
Diego: [Joining in] Jump, jump, jump! [Manny glares at Diego.] Sorry.
Sid: Two and three one thousands. Two and four one thousands.
Manny: Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there!
Sid: No way! I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.
Manny: You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead!
Diego: Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid. [Sid is about to jump off the Eviscerator.] But, I've been wrong before.
Sid: Geronimo! [Manny caught Sid and threw him, they slid.]
Diego: Hey, watch it! [They bumped into him, sliding.]
Sid: [Laid on by Manny] I can't breathe! [Sid tries to get out.] I think I just coughed up my spleen.
[Then, the ice beneath Diego's feet cracks and he looks worried before running as the gap widens beneath him to reveal water. Diego leaps onto Manny clinging onto his face looking scared.]
Manny: Uh, Diego? Retract the claws, please?
Diego: Oh, right. Sorry. [Diego gets off Manny to the ground.]
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you're afraid of the water. [Sid laughs. Diego grabs Sid with a paw on his throat and growls. Sid chokes.] Okay. Okay. Good thing. I know you better.
Manny: Guys. Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting.
[They gaze out at the vast ocean ahead of them as the camera pans out to reveal an aerial view of the valley.]
Manny: It's all gonna flood. [Manny walks away.] Come on. We've gotta warn them.
Sid: Hmm. Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.
Diego: That's genius, Sid. [Diego heads off after Manny.]
Sid: Call me 'Squid'. [Sid follows Diego and Manny.] Yeesh, this whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here. [Sid bounces up and down on the ground and a rumbling noise is heard. Manny and Diego stop hearing the noise and look at Sid who shrugs.] What?
[The ice beneath them breaks sending them all falling back down to the water park below.]
Manny, Diego & Sid: AAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!
Fast Tony: Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark. It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
Mr. Start: I'll show you something that floats! [Mr. Start laughs.]
Fast Tony: Oh, alright. It's your funeral.
[Manny, Diego and Sid slide towards Fast Tony, who curls up upon seeing them coming, but stop just moments before they hit him. Tony looks at Manny and uncurls.]
Fast Tony: You see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! Giant balls of furry lava! The sizes of mammoths! Raining from the sky!
Male Shovelmouth: Ah, go suck air through a reed!
Manny: You've gotta listen to him! He's right about the flood!
Fast Tony: [Confused at Manny's sudden support] I am? I mean, uh, yes, I am.
Deer: Wait a minute. You're the one who said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Manny: Because we saw what's up there! The dam's gonna break. The entire valley's gonna flood! [The animals laugh.]
Lone Gunslinger: Flood's real alright. And it's coming fast! Look around. You're in a bowl. Bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out.
[The animals murmur worriedly among themselves.]
Female Deer: What are we going to do?!
Lone Gunslinger: Unless, you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat. It can save you.
Male Start: I don't see anything.
Lone Gunslinger: But, y'all better hurry. Grounds melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbing. Survive that, and you'll be racing the water. Cause in three days time, it's gonna hit the geyser fields. BOOM! [The animals scream. A female beaver faints.] There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. [The animals gasp. The female beaver faints again.] I didn't say it was good news for you. [The Gunslinger flies away.]
Sid: Ooh, he must've been a real pleasure to have in class.
Alright!
You heard the scary vulture.
Lets move out!
Manny, Do you really think there's a boat?
I don't know, But in a few days this place, is gonna to be a mile under water, If there's any hope, it's that way
Manny, lets go!
We've got an overturned cliff on the far right lake, traffic is packed up as far as the eye can see.
Ohhh!
And it looks like there might be a fatality!
I call the dark meat!!
Come on, everybody!
Lets go!
Come on.
Come, come, come!
Get in!
Come on Grandpa, come on!
We have to go!
Well, I'm not leaving!
I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole!
Dung Beetle Dad: [Rolling a ball of dung] Do we have to bring this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going.
Dung Beetle Mom: Ugh! This was a gift from my mother.
Manny: Okay! Keep it moving. keep it moving!
Sid: Manny, Manny! I've just heard you're going extinct!
Diego: Hey! If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.
Manny: I'm not going extinct!
Kids! Look!
The last mammoth!
Well, you probably won't see another one of those again!
See?!
Where is James?
Fast Tony: Stu! Come on, Stu! Let's blow this ice cube stand! [Stu's shell comes flying out of the water and lands next to Fast Tony who jumps back, startled. Fast Tony yelps and looks into the shell.] Stu! [The shell is empty. Tony stares at it for a moment before running after the animals, getting an idea.] Folks! Be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home!
[As Tony runs off, Cretaceous and Maelstrom appears from the water and watch them before swimming after them. Meanwhile, Scrat is scurrying along the ice when he sees his acorn underneath him, much to his delight.]
Scrat: *squeals in delight*
[He tries to get to his acorn but got his teeth on the ice. He pulls them out then jumps up and down on the ice many times. The ice cracks and flips Scrat underneath and the acorn on top. Scrat pushes on the ice again and the same thing happens. He tried to climb out and grab the acorn but the ice keeps turning over and over like a water with Scrat running on it until it flicks the acorn and Scrat is once again underneath the ice as the acorn slides away. Scrat swims after it and pokes his nose out of the ice and sniffs in, accidentally pulling the acorn onto it and stopping him from breathing.]
Scrat: *whimpers*
[Underneath the ice, Scrat's eyes bulge and he blows the acorn off before squeezing his head through the hole. He uses his teeth to cut a circle around him and climbs out of the water wearing a huge ice collar. He tries to get to his acorn but the ice collar around his neck makes it difficult. He ends up falling over and rolling around the acorn. Scrat tries to get to the acorn but the collar falls on top of him sending the acorn rolling onto a patch of ice in the water. Scrat gets up and wobbles to the edge of the glacier he's on but the collar is so heavy that Scrat falls off the glacier onto the ice, sending the acorn flying to the top of a tall glacier. Scrat whimpers as he looks at it. Meanwhile, two ice chunks of ice break off of the dam and fall into the valley below. Sid looks back at this before walking to catch up with the others.]
Sid: Oh!
[They head through fields of grass.]
Sid: ♪ Someday, when you've gone extinct. When you make a stink... ♪
Manny: Shut up, Sid.
Sid: Okay. [Later] ♪ Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! ♪
Manny: Stop singing, Sid!
Sid: [The next morning] ♪ If your species will continue, clap your hands. ♪ [Sid claps his hand twice.] ♪ If your species will... ♪
Manny: Sid, I'm… I'm gonna fall on you again, and this time, I will kill you.
Sid: Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.
Manny: What if you're right? What if I am the last mammoth?
Sid: But Manny, look on the bright side. you have us!
Diego: Not your most persuasive argument, Sid. Mammoths?
Manny: I knew I couldn't be the last one! I felt it in my trunk! Extinct. Come on!
Sid: And he's coming round the corner. And he's by a couple of fifths. And he's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego as Diego is coming round the corner! Whoa! Aargh! Ow, ow, ow. [Sid groans.]
[Manny stops, throwing Sid off his back and sending him sliding toward a log where a bear named Cholly is sitting. Cholly farts in Sid's face, revealing it was him who made the trumpeting noise.]
Cholly: Sorry. My stomach hates me.
Well, Don't that put the 'stink' in extinction!
Whoa!
Sheesh!!
Oooh, Nasty!
Manny?
Manny: I ah, I need to be alone for a while, You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
Sid: One truly is the loneliest number. Ow! Ow!, Hey!
Ohh, these work great!!
Cool!
Missed me, missed me!
Try and come and kiss me!!
I'll get 'em!
Which end is up?
I dunno, That makes two!
Hey, ugly!
Ow!, I've got to sit on that!
Got you!
Ok! I'm going in!
- Sid!
- What?!
I felt some breeze in that one!
Smile!
Over here!
- Surrender?
Never!
Cool!!
Diego: If any one asks. there were 50 of them, And, they were, rattlesnakes.
Here kitty-kitty,
Diego: Big mistakes you miscreants! Miscreants?
Sid: Uh, Diego, they're possums.
Retreat!
I guess it's just you and me now.
I knew it! I knew I wasn't the only one!
Me too! Everyone falls out of the tree every now and then, they just don't admit it!
Wait, what?
Some of us have a tough time holding on to branches
I mean it's not like we're bats or something, We don't have wings to keep us up!
And you were in the tree. because?
I was looking for my brothers,
They are always getting into trouble,
Brothers? You mean there's more?
Sure!
, lots of us
Where?
Everywhere, under rocks and holes in the ground,
Usually we come out at night, so birds don't carry us off!
Help! Help!
Sid: Well shave me down and call me a mole-rat!! You've found another mammoth!
Ellie: Where? Wait a minute! I thought mammoths were extinct! What are looking at me for?
Manny: I don't know, Maybe because you are a mammoth?
Ellie: Me?! Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth! I'm a possum!
Manny: Right, good one! I'm a newt, This is my friend, the badger, and my other friend the platypus!
Sid: Why do I got to be the platypus! Make him the platypus!
Crash: This guy giving you trouble, Sis?
All: Sis?
Ellie: That's right, these are my brothers, Possum, Possum, Possum
Manny: I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch!
Sid: Manny, the brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky Hey, She should come with us!
Manny: Are you insane? No way!
Sid: Ok! Manny wants me to ask you if you'd like to escape the flood with us
What the?
Eddie: I'd rather be road kill!
Diego: That could be arranged!
Ellie: Ha, funny! Let me have a little word with my brothers,
Eddie: Ellie! Are you crazy? Were not going with them!
Ellie: Look! Well never make it in time if we only travel at night, These guys can protect us out in the open. What do you say?
Manny: Why did you invite them?
Sid: Because you might be the only two mammoths left on earth.
Diego: He has a point!
I'm sorry. When did I join this dating service?
Ellie: My brothers and I would be delighted to come with you,
Crash: if, you treat us nicely! See that!
That's the total opposite of nice! Diego: Maybe we'll have ourselves a little snack before we hit the road
Eddie: Want a piece of us? let's go!
Bonsai, !
- I got him!
- Ow!
Crash: You know the best part, ? Were carrying diseases!
Manny: Ok! Thanks to Sid, we're now travelling together, and like it or not, we're going to be one big happy family! I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy, And Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves! Now lets move, before the ground falls out from under our feet!
Ellie: I thought fat guys are suppose to be jolly,
Manny: I'm not fat! It's this fur that makes me look big! It's poofie!
Ellie: Ok, he's fat,
Folks! Escape from the flood is a, perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds, with fast Tony's, disaster diet! You, ma'm! You look like a big fat hairy beast! How'd you like to lose a tonne or two of that?
Would I ever!
Don't listen to him, Vera! You're already thin as a twig,
I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend!
Manny: Ohh, We'll never make it at this pace! Ellie, it's ok! You can lose the camouflage!
Ellie: You're safe! Ok, safe? Please!! Crash, Eddie, You two, Go scope it out
Crash: What you got?
Eddie: -Perimeter looks to be all clear captain
Crash: Roger that, four-niner, over!
Eddie:Roger. Over!
All clear!
Eddie: Hawk!!
Manny: What are you doing?
Ellie: Playing dead, !
Sid: Manny, Why don't you do that?
Manny: Because, Im a mammoth!
Sid: But you do it for treats, right?
Ellie: Is he gone?
Manny: You're safe! Get up,
Ellie: Man!, if you weren't here, that hawk would have swooped down, and snatched me up for dinner! That's how Cousin Wilson went!
Ellie: Boy, I really feel for you, I do! I can't even imagine what it would be like, to be the last one of your species!
Manny: I'm not the last one!
Ellie: Oh, You brave, brave soul, that's right, don't give up hope,
Manny: Ellie? Look at our footprints, they're the same shape.
Ellie: Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints?
Manny: Well, then, look at our shadows. we match!
Ellie: You're right! We're the same! You must be part possum!
CrashYou wish!
Manny: Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you, lets go! We got to catch up with the others!
Diego: Hey! Knock it off!!
Crash: Oh cry me a river, blubber tooth tiger. Have some fun!
Diego :Can't you see the ice is thin enough. without you two wearing it down?
Sid: Oh, Diego. The ice may be thin, but it's strong enough to hold, a ten ton mammoth and a nine ton possum!
[???]
Sid: Mammal overboard!
Eddie: Ellie, get up!
Crash: If you play dead, you'll be dead! Look at me!
Sid: Diego? Diego! Come on, Come on! This may sting a little,
Sid: What in the animal kingdom was that?
Diego: I don't know, but from now on, playing safe, ! Water? Not safe!
Ellie: That, was the bravest thing I've ever seen,
Manny: It was nothing really,..
Oh! It's not a compliment, To a possum, bravery is just dumb!
Crash: Yeah! Were spineless,
Eddie: Lily-livered!
Ellie: Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they put themselves in danger too often! Maybe you should run away more!
Manny: Good point! Thanks for the advice!
Ellie: Happy to help!
Manny: Do you believe her?! [Manny imitates Ellie.] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe you should run away." [Normal voice] She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded!
Sid: Ooh, you like her.
Manny: I do not!
Sid: Oh, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. [To Diego] Oh, and so is yours.
Diego: What secret?
Sid: You know, the one where you can't swim?
Diego: That's ridiculous.
Sid: Fine, but we're living in a melting world buddy! You're gonna have to face your fears, sooner, or later.
[Back at the dam, Scrat is trying to get to his acorn by sliding on an ice slide. He readies himself then thrusts himself forward the slide. He grabs his acorn and hugs it as they land in the water. Scrat opens his eyes to see himself surrounded by piranhas who opens their teeth hungrily. Scrat springs out of the water with piranhas lunging at him.]
Scrat: *screaming*
[The piranhas lung at him until one chomps down on Scrat's hand, swallowing the acorn. Scrat narrows his eyes and grabs a piranha.]
Scrat: *karate screams*
[He kung fus all the piranhas and before one can get away, he steps on it, causing it to spit the acorn out. As he starts to walk away, a condor snatches the acorn and carries it to it's nice on a glacier. Scrat whimpers at this. Meanwhile, a tree trunk is rolled to the edge of a cliff by Crash and Eddie.]
Crash: Okay. Ready, Eddie?
Eddie: Set. [They get ready.] Let's roll!
Crash: [They push the trunk over the edge and Crash jumps in.] Yee-haw!
Eddie: Wait for me! [Eddie jumps onto the log and runs on it as they roll down the hill. They pass Manny, Sid and Diego followed by Ellie.]
Ellie: Whoo-hoo! [The possums' log hits a tree while Ellie goes up and over it and carries on.] No brakes! Gotta roll! Meet you at the other end!
Manny: So, you think she's the girl for me?
Sid: Oh, yeah. She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all. She completes you.
[Crash and Eddie stumble out of their log. They go to high-five but Eddie misses.]
Crash and Eddie: Yeah.
Crash: Hey. Hey, Manny. Can I pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?
Manny: No.
Crash: Aw, come on.
Sid: Now, how do you except to impress Ellie with that attitude?!
Manny: I don't wanna impress her!
Sid: Then why're you trying so hard to convince her that she's a mammoth?
Manny: Because that's what she is! I don't care if she thinks she's a possum! You can't be two things!
Sid: On contrary, Man-Fer-Red. Tell that to the bullfrog, the chicken-hawk or turtledove.
Diego: He's never gonna let up on you. It'll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
Manny: [Manny groans, goes over to Crash, who's standing on a small tree.] So, uh, what do you want me to do?
Crash: Pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond.
Manny: [Manny looks from the tree to the pond.] I don't know.
Crash: Well, if you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
Manny: No, no. I can do it. I can do it. [Manny pulls the tree back with his trunk.]
Crash: Yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on!
Manny: Have you done this before?
Crash: Ha! Only a million times. Farther... farther... farther... [Manny pulls it back so far that the end of the branch is resting on the ground.] Perfect! FIRE! [Manny let go off the tree; Crash goes soaring through the air.] Yeah! I can flyyyyyyyy! [Crash soars past Ellie and sings.] ♪ I believe I can fly--! ♪ [Crash rams headfirst into an oak tree, and falls to the ground, unconscious, leaving behind an impression of himself in the trunk.]
Eddie: Ah! Crash!
Manny: Uh-oh.
Eddie: Crash! Crash! Crash, you okay?
Ellie: What happened?
Eddie: Manny shot him out of a tree!
Ellie: What's wrong with you?
Manny: He said he could do it!
Ellie: And you listened to him!
Eddie: Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light!
Manny: Can I help in any way here?
Ellie: You've done enough.
Manny: [To Sid] Are you happy now?
Eddie: Crash, Crash, don't leave me! Who's gonna watch my back? Who's gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? [Eddie starts to cry.] Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?!
Crash: [wakes up.] Dung patch?
[Eddie stops crying and saw his brother is awake. Ellie looks relieved.]
Crash: Wait, my legs! I can stand.
Eddie: He can stand!
Crash: I can run!
Eddie: He can run! It's a miracle!
Ellie: Hallelujah! Yee-haw! Oh, yeah! [Ellie stops when she sees the others staring at her.] What can I say? They're boys! They make my life a little adventure! [To Crash and Eddie] You guys are so dead! Thanks for embarrassing me!
Crash and Eddie: Ow! Argh! Not the face!
[Manny, Sid and Diego all cringe as Ellie hits her brothers off-screen. As evening fell, Manny pushes some trees out of the way with his trunk. Sid pulls a twig from a trunk and fell over. As Manny picks up another log, he saw Ellie playing with Crash and Eddie.]
Ellie: *laughing*
Crash and Eddie: Ellie! Ellie! Me too!
Diego: She's not half bad, crazy and confused, but, Sweet!
Manny: So?
Diego: So what's holding you back?
Manny: My family.
Sid: You can have that again, you know,
Manny: No, Sid. I can't!
Sid: Ok, ok. But, but, but, think about it! I mean if you let this chance go, you're just letting your whole species go! And that's just, that's just, selfish! I think I'm starting to get through to him!
Wait, wait! I got you!
Manny: Need help?
Ellie: No, no! Just catching my breath,
Manny: You're stuck.
Ellie: I am not!
Manny: Alright then, let's go,
Ellie: I can't, I'm stuck.
Manny: Don't you think that, picking them up like this, would be easier?
Manny: Ellie?
Ellie: I know this place.
Ellie: You know, deep down, I knew I was different. I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. [Manny looks at her.] Okay, a lot bigger. Oh. Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing!
Manny: That's too bad. Because, as far as mammoths go, you're... you know...
Ellie: What?
Manny: Well, um, uh, well. Attractive.
Ellie: Really?
Manny: Sure.
Ellie: What about me is attractive?
Manny: Huh? Wha? Oh. Well, uh, I dunno. *stammers* Well...there's your uh, butt.
Ellie: What about it?
Manny: It's... big?
Ellie: Oh, you're just saying that.
Manny: No, no. No, I mean it. It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
Ellie: Oh, that is really sweet! What a crazy day. This morning, I woke up a possum and now...I'm a mammoth.
Sid: Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today,
Diego: He sure did.
Sid: Yup He stood on the shore of uncertainty, and dove right in, Splash!! Kind of brave, huh, ? the way he faced his, fear!
Diego: I wouldn't know, Saber's don't feel fear!
Sid: Oh, come on! All animals feel fear, It's what separates us from safe! Rocks! Rocks have no fear, [tosses rock into the water] and they sink.
Diego: What are you getting at, Sid?
Sid: It may surprise you to know that I too, have experienced, fear!
Diego: No! You?
Sid: Oh, yes! As impossible as it seems, the sloth has natural enemies that would like to, harm, or otherwise, kill us.
Diego: I wonder why?
Sid: Oh, jealousy mostly. But the point is, that fear is natural.
Diego: Fear, is for prey.
Sid: Well then, You're letting the water make you, it's prey! Just jump in and trust your instincts! You know, most animals can swim as babies, and for a tiger, It's like crawling on your belly, to stalk helpless prey! Put that hunt on, ok?! Now, claw, kick, claw, kick, I'm stalking the prey! Claw, kick, now, I look back over my shoulder, to see if I am being followed, and Im breathing! and I'm stalking and I'm stalking, I am falling,
Diego: Correction. You're sinking, kind of like a rock.
Ellie: Hey, do we do any special tricks like, roll over? Or do we just, throw our weight around? Sorry, I don't know my own strength yet!
Manny: Ellie, do you realise that, now we have a chance to save our species?
Ellie: Really? How are we going to do that?
Manny: Well, you know,
Ellie: Did you just?!
Manny: No, I didn't mean.
Ellie: I'm not a mammoth for five minutes, and you're hittin' on me?
Manny: I wasn't saying, not right now. I'm, in time, ! I was just saying that its, our responsibility,
Ellie: What?!
Manny: That came out wrong! You're very pretty, But, we just met,
Ellie: Responsibility, ?! Just doing your duty, huh? Is that it? Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice, to save your species! Well, I got some news for you, ! You not saving the species tonight, or any other night!
Diego: So, how did it go?
Manny: Hmm! Not bad,
Ellie: Ok, lets go! We travelled with you all day, now you coming with us at night!
Manny: But we can't see at night.
Ellie: Then enjoy the flood.
Eddie: I can't even look at him!
Crash: Pervert!
Sid: Making friends, everywhere you go! Just making friends!
Crash: Watch out, there's a stump!
Sid: Not anymore,
Manny: I thought we could walk together
Ellie: Crash, ask the man why he thinks that?
Crash: She said she thinks you are a jerk, and to go away!
Manny: She didn't say, Ow! Look! Maybe if we spend more time,
Ellie: Tell him that I need a little personal space right here!
Crash: She said, go jump in a lake,
Eddie: ...and possums rule!
Manny: I can hear her, you know?
Crash: What do you want? A medal?
[As Ellie move forward, the ground raises up like a see-saw. Diego hangs on to it with Sid clinging to his back legs. With such tiny space, Manny and Ellie keep bumping into each other. Crash and Eddie are on a rock further below them.]
Diego: Stop moving! [The two mammoths do so and the rocky platforms stop.] Thank you.
[The rocks holding the platform break, making it move again and Sid loses his grip and falls down though he manages to hold onto another rocky platform.]
Diego: [The platform which Ellie is standing on starts to break underneath her.] Manny! Ellie! Lock trunks! [Manny and Ellie glare at each other.] Now! [The two wrap their trunks and walk up the rock, keeping it in balance.] Crash! Eddie! Grab onto that ledge!
[The two possums see a ledge that could be their only chance of survival then look down to the abyss.]
Eddie: [Crash and Eddie laugh.] Funny. Now what's your real plan?
Diego: Just do it!
Crash: Bye, Eddie!
Eddie: Bye, Crash!
Crash: Bye, Ellie!
Diego: Go, now!
[Crash stretch out and grab the ledge with Eddie holding on to his tail.]
Manny: Um, uh, I'm sorry if what I said before offended you.
Ellie: What do you mean "if" it offended me?
Crash: "That" it offended her! That it offended her!
Manny: I meant that! That it offended you. You just overreacted, that's all.
Ellie: What?!
Crash: Take it back!
Eddie: There are other lives at sake here!
Sid: Wait a minute! He's got a point!
Crash: He's got nothing!
Sid: It was a misunderstanding!
Eddie: It was insensitive!
Diego: Apologize!
Manny: Why me?! She overreacted!
Diego: Just apologize!
Manny: No!
Diego: Do it!
Ellie: Okay, I'm sorry!
Together: What?!
Ellie: He's right! I overreacted.
Manny: You mean you...?
Diego: Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself!
Sid: Got it. I got it. Aaah. [Rocks tip over.] Uh-oh. [Manny and Ellie lock trunks when the rocks collapse.]
Diego: Manny, Ellie! Run! RUN!!!
[Manny, Ellie, Crash and Eddie all run from their lives, Diego runs fast as he can but misses until Manny and Ellie catch him with their trunks leaving him dangling off the cliff.]
Ellie: I guess we finally did something right together. [Manny and Ellie smiling at each other until Diego interrupts.]
Diego: Hey, if you don't mind me, just hangin' out on the edge of a cliff here. Hoo. [Manny and Ellie pull Diego up on top.]
Sid: Remember the good old days?
Diego: Which good old days?
Sid: Oh, you know. Yesterday, last week, Back when the trees when up and down, and the ground stayed under our feet!
Diego: Yup! Those were the good days! Possums were possums and, mammoths were mammoths, We should get some sleep,
Sid: Yeah, tomorrow is the day the vulture said we're all gonna die!
No, no, no. I don't want any, No, no, no, no, Wait a minute!
Can I help you?
Hmmm! Now, thats what I call respect!
Nice!
Somebody here likes Sid, !
Who is the decorator?
I mean, this is fabulous, !
Female Mini Sloth: Fire King.
Sid: Huh? [Sid gets up and takes the rocks from the mini sloth and look at the other mini sloths.] Fire King? Hmm! Well, you know it's about time someone recognized my true potential. Let there be fire! [Sid hits the two rocks together, creating sparks which falls on the vines causing them to light up the rock stature of his head.]
Mini Sloths: Ooh.
Sid: *sniffing* [Sid looks down to see that his foot is standing on a burning vine and is smoking.] Aah! Hot, hot, hot!
Mini Sloths: [The mini sloths mimic Sid.] Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Sid: Hey.
Mini Sloths: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Sid: Aaah. *does a whoop*
Mini Sloths: *do whoops*
Sid: Hee-hee. Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka.
Mini Sloths: Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka.
Sid: *doing gorilla noises*
Mini Sloths: *do gorilla noises*
Sid: *does tongue waggles*
Mini Sloths: *do tongue waggles*
Sid: *stuttering while laying on the ground, hopping in a circle*
Mini Sloths: *stuttering while laying on the ground, hopping on the ground in a circle*
Sid: Bing-boinging, bing-boinging.
Mini Sloths: Bing-boinging, bing-boinging.
[The mini sloths lifts Sid above them and they all danced and sing together.]
Sid: If only the guys could see me now! [Then Sid got tied up in vines by the mini sloths, much to his surprise.] This is either really good or really bad...? [The mini sloths lead Sid to a lava pit.] Aaargh! Oh, no, no, no, no. Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King? A thousand years, bad juju for killing fire king!
Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the Earth's core, is surging to the crust, melting ice, built up over thousands of years!
Sid: You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution!
Female Mini Sloth: We have one. Sacrifice the Fire King.
Sid: Well, that's not very advanced.
Female Mini Sloth: Worth a shot. [She points at two other mini sloths who kicked the bark which rolls on small log conveyers and Sid falls over the edge.]
Sid: No, no! Aaaaah!
Mini Sloths: *cheering*
Sid: Aaaaah! [The vines got caught on a ledge which unravels Sid closer to the lava until they got wrapped on Sid's leg and dangles him just inches from the lava which stings his head.] Ah! Aaaaah! [The vines launched Sid from the lava and send him flying into the statue head. Sid saw that his head is still sizzling.] Aah, aah!
[His movement makes the head statue move as the mini sloths look up in distress.]
Female Mini Sloth: Bad juju!
[The head starts to roll down from it's main frame.]
Mini Sloths: *screaming*
[As it hit the ground, the eye part broke off and roll away with Sid inside it.]
Sid: Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
[The screen fades to black and it changes to Diego sleeping before yawning and stretches his paws as he wake up, only to feel water beneath them.]
Diego: *yawns and groans* Water. Water! [Diego jumps onto Manny in fright, which makes him wake up startled.]
Manny: Aaah! [Manny stumbles back and bumps into the tree, knocking Ellie, Crash and Eddie down and splash into the water.]
Eddie: Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.
Crash: I didn't do this! At least not all of it.
Ellie: What's happening?
Manny: We overslept. We need to move.
What if we're last creatures left alive?
- We'll have to repopulate the earth!
- How? Everyones either a dude or a sister!
Sid: Hi Hi, hey Manny, Wow, what a night! You'll never guess what happened to me, !
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you were sleepwalking
Sid: Oh, no, no, no. I was, kidnapped by a tribe of mini-sloths,
That was going to be my second guess.
Sid: And they worship me, I mean sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worship me!!
Sid, you were dreaming! Come on, The water's rising faster than we're moving!
I'm telling you! I was kidnapped, I was worshipped and they, Guys?! Oh, fine!
Can we slow down a little?
I'm dying here, It was just a figure of speech!
Manny: They just sit there, watching us.
Sid: I wish l knew what they were thinking.
Food, glorious food, we're anxious to try it, Three banquets a day, our favorite diet!
Just picture a mammoth steak, - fried, roasted, or stewed, - Oh, food, wonderful food, marvellous food, glorious, fooood!!
Food, glorious food, poached possums or flamb!
Broth made from a sloth, or savoured to souffl!
Why should we debate it? True, you've nothing, but food!
Oh, foood, magical food, wonderful food, marvellous foood!
Food, glorious food, Flesh, picked off the dead ones!
We're famished for food, soon, we'll be the fed ones!
Just thinking of putrid meat, puts us in the mood!
Oh, food, glorious food, marvellous food, wonderful food, beautiful food, magical food, glorious, Foood!!
There, now you know what they were thinking!
Sid: Food, glorious food
Manny and Diego: Sid!
Sid: What?! It's catchy! -
We made it,
Sid: Yeah, we showed those scary vultures!
Sid: Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam! How bad could it be? I just did something involuntary, and missed!
Manny: Okay, come on.
Diego: Manny! Get back! It's a minefield out there!
Manny: There's only one way to go. Straight through!
Ellie: Straight through? We'd like to keep the fur on our bodies, thank you! We'll head back, then we'll go around, That's safer!
Manny: No, no! There's no time, the dam will burst before we make it, We'll drown!
Ellie: If we go through this, we get blown to bits!
We go forward!
We go back!
Forward!
Back!
Forward!
Back!
Diego: Can I say something?
Both: No!
Manny: You are so stubborn and hard headed,
Ellie: Well, I guess that proves it, I am a mammoth! Come on!
Manny: Fine!
Sid: I don't know. Drowning sounds like a, much gentler way to go, Blown to bits sounds so, sudden.
Oh, he's gonna get himself killed!
Manny, wait!
Manny!
SID: (ECHOING) Kids, look!
The last mammoth!
", ends up going extinct, "", You can't be two things, "", She thinks your a jerk, "", and to go away, "", Where's your big happy family?, ""What's wrong with you?"
Diego: Hey, come on! We got to go. now!! That way!
Lone Gunslinger: Do not leave your children unattended, all unattended children will be eaten,
Have you seen a Mammoth?
No, sorry.
Have you seen a Mammoth?
No. No, I haven't! Possum, about 11 foot tall?
Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth?
I sure have, big as life!
Where? I'm looking at him!
Manny: Not me!!
Poor guy! Doesnt know he's a mammoth!
Manny: I don't see her anywhere!
Diego: Maybe she is already on board!
All right, keep quiet! Come on, get moving! There it is!!
Ellie, !
Come on, come on! Run!
Push!!
You guys got to go, We're not leaving you!!
- Im not asking!
- Ellie! No! Ellie, don't worry! We're going for help Stay here! Help us! Somebody help!
Manny!
Manny, !
Manny, It's Ellie! She's trapped in a cave!
Manny: Ellie!!
Ellie: Manny?!
Help!
I'll save you, !
Great! Who's gonna save him? You really need to brush!
Okay, okay, okay! Jump in, Now! Come on, break it, Come on!
You can do this, you can do this, you can do this!
Help!
Trust your instincts! Attack the water, I am not your prey, I am not your prey, I am not your prey!!!
Hector, stalking the prey, Come on, kick! Even babies can do it, ! Come on, claw, kick, claw, kick, Hey! I'm stalking the prey
Crash: Eddie!
Sid: You did it buddy, You kicked waters butt!
Diego: Nothing to it! Most animals can swim as babies you know!
Sid: Yeah, but not tigers, I left that part out!
Sid: There he is, !
Manny: Ellie, hold on to me!
Manny!
They're behind you!
There they are! Yeah! We thought we'd never see you again!
Sid: We're gonna live! [Water rapidly rises around them.] We're gonna die!
Manny, !
Well, Im not leaving!
Grandpa, let go of the boat!
The flood is over!
This is my boat now!
Hey Stu, we made it!
We're gonna live!
Well, I am anyway,
- I'm gonna get you, !
- Oh, no you won't, I don't know, I'm thinkin about startin a swim school!
"Sid's squids"!
All hail, fire king!
Uh, Hi?
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Fire king avert flood, Join us, oh great and noble flaming one!
Hmmm, Whoa!
No, not so fast there, okay?
You, you make a quality offer, but fire king has a, prior commitment, !
His herd needs him!
He is the gooey, sticky, stuff that, holds us together!
He made this herd and, we'd be nothing without him!
You mean it?!
That doesn't mean, want to touch, Don't ask!
Whoa!
We're not the last ones anymore!
You're not coming?
You wanna go with them?
I am a mammoth, I should probably be with a mammoth, don't you think?
Yeah, unless, Unless, Unless. I, ah, I just wanna say, I need to tell you, I hope you find everything you're looking for!
You too,
Manny, ?
You've come a long way since we met, and I'll take full credit for that,
But you need to let go of the past, so you could have a future!
Go after her!
It's okay, We'll always be here for you, I'll keep in touch, Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a good friend, point made. Now, go on, scat!
Our Manny's growing up!
Ellie!
Manny!
Ellie, I don't want us to be together because we have to, I want us, to be together because we want to!
And I wanna be with you, Ellie!
So, what do you say? Oh, Manny,
I thought you were going to let,
You're possum enough for me! Well, it's just you and me now, Two bachelors, knocking about in the wild!
Diego: Fine, but Im not gonna carry you, ! I still have my pride, you know,
Sid: Oh, come on, buddy. For old times sake?
Manny: I'll carry him!
But you're herd's leaving!
We are now!
Sid: Manny, who do you like better? Me or Diego?
Manny: Diego. Not even close.
Diego: Ha-ha! Told ya.
Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
Manny: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog and my dog had a kid and the dog's kid had a pet, then it would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manny: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course you can, sweetie.
Manny: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
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