Pipeline Problems

==Briefing==
: "The EMP Bomb's shockwave caused warp pipes to spring up all across Elanthia, so my children could be anywhere. However, I can help you find them. I have formed such a strong connection with my creations that it is possible for me to communicate with them telepathically." The wily man's neck begins to quiver softly.
: "They are so far away that I will only be able to discern bits and pieces about their whereabouts..." Sage Eru rubs his elongated neck thoughtfully. "Pipes," Eru says calmly. "How appropriate. My oldest son has found his way into a labyrinth of pipes and plumbing. Will you find him?"
SummaryFind the missing child
==Walkthrough==
==Dialogue==
===During Quest===
:"My eldest child has an affinity for plumbing... as well as go-karts, throwing parties, and pretty much every sport known to man. His brother has always been so jealous." Sage Eru draws his fingers through his hair as a sigh escapes him.
===In the Gutters===
:It'sa Him!
::As you descend deeper into the Gutters of Townshire, you come across a seemingly out-of-place pipe among the countless other pipes in the vicinity. What makes this pipe so strange, you ask needlessly? I dunno, maybe because there's an impish man with a mustache peeking his head out of this one? Yeah, so shut up.
::"Mama mia! Please, you simply must'a help me! I've'a been tryin' to get to'a deh princess, but these'a turtles are more trouble than a game of shuffleboard on an airship! Can'a you help me?!"
:::> Jump to it!
===Defeating all the Koopas===
:Cue The Flagpole
::"Wahoooooo!" shouts the man as he leaps out of his tubular confines, if only so you can catch a glimmer of his unnecessarily pants-less self. "You really made'a those turtles pipe down! Wah, wahoo!" Yeah. That.
::Exasperated, the man continues, "I guess I should get back to'a dah Warp Zone! Thank you so much, for'a playing my game!"
::With one final back flip, the mustachioed gentleman dives back into his pipe, descending into the labyrinthine irrigation system below.
:::> Get me out of here
==Quest Completion==
:"Excellent, the first of my children has returned to me!" Eru begins stroking his shivering neck erratically. "Ah, I can sense another of my children! We must act quickly!" You can't help but wonder if he gets basic cable on that thing.
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