The Steel Disc

The Steel Disc' is the third episode of The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show. The episode was aired on June 22th, 2024, and was written by KMJ.
==Transcript==
[The episode starts with SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant chilling in a campfire, roasting pink-white marshmellows]
SpongeBob: Yesterday was an absolute ride!
Papa Tarrant: Yeah.... i hope some of them recover
SpongeBob: Yeah
[Both discuss about random stuff, until]
SpongeBob: Wait a minute....
[SpongeBob sees a black shadow disc-shaped flying entity in the skies]
SpongeBob: Papa Tarrant, are you seeing this‽‽ - interrobang, usually referred in context as "?!","?!?","?!!"
Papa Tarrant: What?!
SpongeBob: There's a flying disc in the skies!
Papa Tarrant: What could it be‽
SpongeBob: I don't know.... a forbidden frisbee..., levitating plate...., AN UFO??!
[Both of them scream, scaring the birds and making them fly away from the trees]
Papa Tarrant: Well... we don't know for sure...
SpongeBob: Maybe we should investigate...
Papa Tarrant: Good idea....
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant stand up from the logchairlogchair - tree log used as chair and throw their burnt marshmellow on the stick to the flames, and then go to the forest]
Papa Tarrant: So.... where we headin'?
SpongeBob: North
Papa Tarrant: Alright
[They both go walk in the forest. 2 minutes later, they hear an alienaticalienatic - alien-like noise: surreal, semi-mechanical, R2-D2-ey, beeps and bloops. noise]
SpongeBob: What was that, again‽
Papa Tarrant: It must be the aliens!
SpongeBob: Or maybe just a big plate scrap with mp3 player taped in
Papa Tarrant: That's an oddly specific assumption, but maybe it could be it...
[Both go to the path where the noise starts louder and louder, until they see something eyeflashingnote: by eyeflashing with portmonteau "eye-flashing", not by flashing vibrant colors constantly, but by white unseeable* lighty ray
*-unseeable - cannot be seen by content blocking the pathway of the eye]
Papa: Damn! I can't even see this thing!
SpongeBob: I know right! Its just white eyerazingeyerazing - eyeflashing light that blocks my eyes!
[They continue approaching the object, even is the light is make them not see anything. After that, they approach the disc-like figure and is bigger than a helicopter]
Both: Woooahhh.... is that an UFO‽
[They see a steel door to the disc, they open it and then...]
Justin Trudeau: *washing himself with a brush on his back, naked, in a bathtub* can yall knock first before you enter!
SpongeBob: Okay... what the fuck‽
Papa Tarrant: Woahhh... almost like Trudeau is an alien!
Justin Trudeau: I am NOT an alien
Papa Tarrant: Yes we know, youre a lizard-monkey hybird
Justin Trudeau: What-
Papa Tarrant: Anyways... lets go inside the disc!|
SpongeBob: Yeah!
Justin Trudeau: No!
SpongeBob: Shut up you pussy!
[SpongeBob throws a can of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs straight to Trudeau's head]
Can of Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs: Ouch! My head!
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant look around the interior of the steel disc, mostly with anime posters, tissues and lotion]
SpongeBob: This place is retarded, no alien shit
Papa Tarrant: Yeah...
SpongeBob: Let's leave this place
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant leave the steel disc, until they see the steel disc they visited get blown up by the red laser ray]
Both: AUGH!! REAL UFO!!!
[The other steel disc, revealed as an UFO, lands to the ground. The door opens with smokes coming out, revealing 3 big aliens in imperial monarchial suits and coats]
Yhudf: ⍙⟒⌰☊⍜⋔⟒ ⌿⍜⍀⟟⎎⟒⍀⏃ ⏃⋏⎅ ⌇⏃⌿⟟⟒⋏, ⟟ ⏃⋔ ⊬⊑⎍⎅⎎, ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋔⌿⟒⍀⟟⏃⌰ ⏃⋏⎅ ⌇⎍⌿⟒⍀⟟⍜⍀ ⏚⟒⟟⋏☌ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⏃⌰⏃⌖⟟⟒⌇ ⋏⟒⌖⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌇⟒⏃⌰⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⌰⟟⋉⏃⍀⎅ ⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒. ⍙⟒ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ☊⏃⋔⟒ ⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⍜ ⎎⟟⋏⎅ ⍜⎍⍀ ☊⍜⌿⊬⟒⍀ ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟⋏⏁⟒⍀⍀⍜☌⏃⍀⟒ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⏁⊑⟒⋔, ⎎⍜⍀ ☊⏃⎍⌇⟟⋏☌ ⏃ ☊⍀⟟⋔⟒ ⏚⊬ ☊⏃⌰⌰⟟⋏☌ ⎍⌇ "☌⏃⊬ ⌿⍜⌰⊬⏃⋔⍜⍀⍜⎍⌇⍙⊑⏃⏁⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⌰☌⏚⏁⍙⍜⟊⎎⏃⌇⟟⎎⊑ ⋔⟒⋔⏚⟒⍀⌇". ⋏⍜⍙ ⏁⟒⌰⌰ ⎍⌇ ⍙⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⟟⌇ ⎍⋏⏁⟒⍀⋔⟒⋏⌇☊⊑ ⍜⎎ ☊⏃⋏⏃⎅⟟⏃⋏-⎎⍀⟒⋏☊⊑ ⏃⋏☊⟒⌇⏁⍀⊬, ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⍀⎍⎅⟒⏃⎍‽‽‽ (WELCOME PORIFERA AND SAPIEN, I AM YHUDF, THE IMPERIAL AND SUPERIOR BEING OF THE GALAXIES NEXT TO SEALALIENS AND LIZARD PEOPLE. WE HAVE CAME HERE TO FIND OUR COPYER AND INTERROGARE WITH THEM, FOR CAUSING A CRIME BY CALLING US "GAY POLYAMOROUSWHATEVER LGBTWOJFASIFH MEMBERS". NOW TELL US WHERE IS UNTERMENSCH OF CANADIAN-FRENCH ANCESTRY, THE TRUDEAU‽‽‽)
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant point their pointing fingers to the destroyed steel disc]
Uadsh: Excellent, we vill have b time bo consume bat zeezart for calling us fags!
[The 3 aliens go to the smoking and broken disc, dig out all the scraps and hold an unconscious Trudeau, butt-and-peen naked]
Justin Trudeau: Wh-where am i?
Jiosa: KI KORAJ VARANIL THRAWAKE, NITH UNDEFINED UNDEFINED KI, RAPE KI, NYTH VILITH KI UNDEFINED UNDEFINED VORYN VORNYX CRUMBOS VORLITH KI VORITH FAGGY SCUM! (YOU HAVE FINALLY AWAKE, WE WILL SKIN YOU, RAPE YOU, AND EAT YOU UNTIL THERE ARE NO CRUMBS LEFT YOU LITTLE FAGGY SCUM!)
Justin Trudeau: No please no!
[Trio of aliens take Trudeau to the UFO and fly off]
SpongeBob: Well... that was weird.... Papa Tarrant, wanna go jelly fishing
Papa Tarrant: Sure!
[Two of them go away from the forest while end credits play. Roll the credits]
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