The Wallet

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy finds a wallet.
==Script==
: Foamy
: Of wow look at this I found a wallet what’s better than finding a wallet…huh...huh??....huh??...finding a wallet with money in it!
: Maybe there’s money ah wa…wa…..wa….wa.
: Theres like six hundred dollas in here woohoo haha!
: I’m a rich squirrel…..im a fucking rich squirrel, man!
: Woooooo…rich squirrel!
: Ok now let’s see what do I do? Do I return it? Do I return it? Keep the wallet….return…keep return…keep keep keep…..maybe if there’s no i.d. I can keep it.
: Huh..hah..err..ets see nothing so far..ah..ah..ah ha drivers licence.
: Er hmm do I look at it? Should I look at it.
: Ahh its an old lady, oh man.. the address is clear as day err should I send it back?
: Errrr nnnnnnnnnnner.
: Let me weigh the options, Let me weigh the options …she’s a old lady she may need the money we all know about that social security problem there having.
: I could return it and she would have her six hundred dollas.
: But…what if she’s already dead?...a dead body does not need money ya know.
: So you can see my logic.
: But if I don’t return it and she does need the money she could die….but if she dies, then she’d be dead and she won’t need the money.
: Hmmm let me consult with the powers that be.
: Do I keep the wallet or shall I return it.
: Ohhhh powers that be…please answer my question. [ Foamy ] NOW!!!
: Booming Voice
: RETURN THE WALLET!
: Foamy
: can’t argue with that I’ll go return the wallet and I hope the powers that be will smile upon me well in the future. And I hope the lady that get’s this back appreciates it and at least writes me and “thank you” note.
: Fucking bastards.
: Booming Voice
: KEEP THE WALLET!
Ending screen appears.
==External Links==
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