Dana White

""This isn't survivor. You don't vote people off, you beat them off." - Dana on TUF 8.
"I wanna kill Andy Wang." - Dana on episode seven as Wang whined about being kicked off of Team Penn and onto Team Pulver.
“Boxing is your father’s sport.” - Dana White
"I take two guys and put them in the Octagon and they can use any martial art they want. It translates through all different cultural barriers, language barriers... people love fighting." - Dana White talking about the UFC
"Look at BJ sweating his ass off!"-Dana on BJ during the ping pong match
"Lauzon looks like some quiet internet kid, but in reality he'll rip your fuckin head off!" - Dana White
"I need to go to the Middle East and put it back together. I'm fuckin' good!" Dana joking about being able to put Shamrock and Tito momentarily respectful towards each other.
"Fuck Noah. He didn't want to be here. He was in the fucking semifinals. Some of you haven't even gotten there yet." - Dana, pissed off after booting Noah off the show.
"Do you want to be a fucking fighter?" Dana White on season one.
"I don't know if either of these guys can bowl or not. Hughes lives in Illinois. What the fuck else is there to do in Illinois?" - Dana on the season six coaches' challenge.
"Couture and Nogueira lived up to the hype." - Dana White after UFC 102.
"You don't wanna go out like this dude," - Dana trying to convince Joe to stay.
"It's easy to fucking leave, bro." - Dana. "Think about it."
"Tito Ortiz will no longer fight in the UFC as long as I'm president."
"Karo Parisyan has fucked over the UFC, the fans and his opponent again!!! He will not be fighting" - UFC President Dana White
"If you want to fight for the UFC, you will not have Tito Ortiz in your corner."
"I give the kid all the respect in the world. This show is tough enough, without having to deal with something like that, like a death in your family." - Dana on Paul Georgieff.
"That was some horrible judging." - Dana on the majority decision in the sixth prelim, Barrera-Saunders.
"I'll give you both the $5000." - Dana to Ben Saunders about the fight, even though it went to the scorecards.