Pete's Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants

Pete's Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants refers to a legendary set of legwear crafted for Pete, Bowel Mover, with the objective of covering his loins while still providing an expedient route of evacuation for his constant urgent shits.
They are currently under Barrwhomst's possession.
== Design ==
The pants consist of two pieces of genuine dyed shagreen leather that connect at the crotch via a massive zipper. This zipper acts as the main, but not the only, feature of the pants that allows their alacrity in the disposal of shits. It permits the user to gain ＦＵＬＬ ＡＣＣＥＳＳ immediately at all times. Additionally, the pants are lined with an insulated mesh of carbon nanotubes layered with cotton and superabsorbent polymers that wrap around the crotch and will hold any and all waste until the user decides to liberate. The have been in recent years modded with the inclusion of a toilet paper dispenser and wiper holder to facilitate clean up.
The pants are held fast by a set of cross hatched suspender made with a super resistant elastic composite material whose exact makeup has not been disclosed. There are mounted on the shoulders by a pair of aerographene shoulder pads. In combination, these features provide exceptional support for the pants even while fully loaded.
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