S02E10 - Horny & Dangerous

This episode starts midway through chapter 4.
== Episode Summary ==
Hermione rushes her Shining White Knight to the Great Hall and Draco will be dining on her.
== Notable Moments ==
* A frank discussion of romper safety, hygiene, functionality and practicality.
* Hosts debate the relative merits of each of the NSYNC members. The Golden Threesome are split on Joey Fatone (Allie is for, Lyndsay is against). Everyone's in agreement on Chris Kirkpatrick (against).
* Allie dubs Val Kilmer "the forgotten Batman"
* Hosts prophesize the future tech "Hologramma™"thumb|221x221px
* "I don't take anatomy, only Arithmancy. I have no idea where a heart is." ~ Danny
* (L:) I need Draco to calm down because he's threatening a life over a secret about hook-up buddies. (A:) I like this Draco; I want him to amp it up!
* Tongue war rematch
* Allie calls out Lyndsay's active listening sounds (but I think they were actually edited out).
* Drinking game: Drink every time Lyndsay covets Allie's fan art.
* Hermione is a cum specialist.
* "What is in the water at Hogwarts that everyone's precum is so vast?" ~ Allie
* "Upstairs she was cool as a cucumber, downstairs, she was a marsh." ~ Danny + Allie
* Allie hopes that Danny's grandma is listening to the precum milking.
* "I've never thought of my nipples as wanting to be 'fully extended'" ~ Allie
* Pre-cum sprinkler
* Another She's All That reference, this time the hack-y-sack performance.thumb|330x330px
** "Precum. Never let it drop. drop. drop. Moving staircase. Suck the shaft. Stay on top." ~ DAnny + Lyndsay
* Danny experiments with some Draco voices.
* Comparison of using finger to collect cum to Fun Dip.
* Hosts propose a magical Dr. Ruth (eventually named Dr. Wanda Phillatia).
* Danny continues to slip into the Batman voice for a variety of characters
* Lyndsay deduces that the preponderance of "ehs?" in the story is because mctwist is Canadian. (Note: at this point there has only been 4 in the entire story; 3 in chapter 5 and 1 in this chapter)
* "Don't bone where you dine." ~ Lyndsay
* Potentially the most disturbing end to an episode chapter yet: "Fuck me until you die," she whispered.
** "Fuck me until you die...romantically?" ~ Allie
** "Die inside of me. Keep having sex with me until your heart stops." ~Danny
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* The staircase and Draco standing up for her
Danny: Up
Lyndsay: Up
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* @cathynolanart inadvertently causes some strife when she sends in an awesome drawing of (only) Allie. 
* Marsha, Danny's grandmother, posts a glowing review of the podcast. 
none|thumb|268x268px|Awesome fanart by @cathynolanart
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