Small Treasure

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT SMALL TREASURE is a reptomorphic entity approximately eight inches in length occupying a crater; determined by investigators to be a former location of a [REDACTED] chain store, with a crude "nest" made up of remnant shopping carts and the remains of the location. 
Subject cannot speak, but appear to understand human speech and convey intention through a series of high-pitched squeaks, yips and various other noises. Subject is capable of flight and strong enough to drag an average full-grown adult human by the shoe when on the ground. Subject is also seemingly extremely resilient, surviving the inadvertent explosion of [REDACTED], for which they appeared extremely apologetic for. 
Subject appears to keep a "hoard" of items, notably a large amount of seemingly self-processed "flakes" of gold, but also precious stones, and items that seem to bear particular interest to them; many of which appear to be anomalies themselves. Subject's main means of defending this appears to be the creature's two "breath weapons," one of an electrically charged; highly corrosive "Battery acid" and one of a "gas" that causes extreme dizziness. Through communication with Subject, we have been allowed testing of potential anomalies within their "hoard" as long as they remain undamaged.
By use of a keyboard and the creature "tapping" on it to type messages, we were able to establish more robust communication with Subject. They appear to be a juvenile of their species, with their "treasure" acquired by an ability to "Fly Fast" and "Dig Far" that, when asked further, appeared to be a type of fourth dimensional travel.
Subject has also stated a desire to avoid relocation, due to "mama" telling them to "Take good care of this place while I'm gone." Evidence appears that this event occured at least [REDACTED] decades ago. Subject became distraught and had to be calmed when further evidence of [REDACTED] was brought up, and they remain convinced of her eventual return...
== Author Commentary ==
I had this pic of gold-type flakes sitting around a while, and when I made this lil dragon goober and used the interior of a shopping cart as a background for the image, the story kinda wrote itself! Poor thing...
As with all the G.U.F.F. stuff, this precious friend is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
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