A Tree Grows in Springfield/Quotes

(Homer leaves Moe's Tavern to find his car being booted by the police)
:Homer: Aw, come on, Chief, I've had a rotten day. Can't you help me out?
:Chief Wiggum: Sorry, I'm afraid the most I can do is pretend to drive you home. Okay, now hop on my imaginary motorcycle, arms around my belly. (makes revving noises) Um, I'm going to need you to, uh, chip in for gas.
:Homer: (groans) (opens imaginary wallet)
:Chief Wiggum: This is where the pretending ends.
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