Challenge

== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Perch accidentally knocking his cup stack over to wave to Krabs)
Krabs: Ahoy mateys! 
Granite: Alright a Krabs the next part of the challenge is to make an 8 foot tower using the pile of cups in front of you.
Krabs: Here’s the souvenir. 
(Krabs fosses Granite a snail shell)
Granite: That’s dark.
Krabs: Eh, whatever. 
(As Krabs begins his cup stack, Keanu shows up)
Keanu: Got the souvenir.
(Keanu chucks a mini skyscraper and impales Steve’s leg)
Steve: OUCH!
(Keanu sees the others stacking cups and follows soot; Perch’s cup stack is at the 7 foot mark) 
Perch: I’M ALMOST THERE!
(Triton sends a small breeze and knocks over Perch’s cup stack)
Triton: Oh no, a simple gust of wind.
Perch: NOOOOOO!
Krabs: Hey Triton, did you just knock over Perch’s stack?
Triton: Uhhhh nope!
Krabs: Wait and didn’t you teleport to Pacific City? 
Perch: Haven’t you kept people from nominating you since you got yourself and Mindy nominated pretty early on in the season?
Keanu: Didn’t you instantly throw Mindy under the bus? Why did you decide to start dating Girly Teengirl?
Triton: Hey you guys should really shut up before I do something.
Keanu: What are you going to do? Try anything and you’ll get disqualified.
Triton: Fine. You guys want the truth? I’ve been silently rigging this entire season so I can win, but it looks like you guys caught on. Notice how the guys like me in the previous three seasons went home almost right away? Yeah, I knew I would end up like that.
(Girly Teengirl arrives but Triton doesn’t notice)
Triton: Throwing Mindy under the bus? Pretty obvious why I did that, save my own skin. Not winning challenges? I stopped the people I know would have nominated me that episode from winning, but didn’t win myself so it wouldn’t be obvious what I was doing. 
(Girly Teengirl starts stacking cups after turning in her souvenir, very confused)
Granite: Girly Teengirl begins to stack, Krabs is at two feet.
Triton: The girl? I never cared about her, but I knew she cared about me! So what did I do? Say yes when she asked me out so that I would have somebody I knew would be stupid enough to bring me to the finale. Love struck idiot.
Girly Teengirl: (softy) (softy) Oh, I see how it is.
(Girly Teengirl gets her cup stack to eight feet tall, looking extra pissed off)
Granite: Wow, Girly Teengirl wins!
Triton: Hey can you nominate Keanu and Krabs for me? Thanks.
Girly Teengirl: Oh, sure.
(Cut to the nomination)
Granite: Okay so Steve is in the E.R getting his leg wounds glued together. Girly Teengirl, nominate two people to be up for eviction. 
Girly Teengirl: I nominate Krabs, because Triton wanted me to.
Triton: Damn straight.
Girly Teengirl: But I also nominate TRITON. 
Triton: WHAT?!
Girly Teengirl: I heard everything! We’re through!
Triton: No, this isn’t fair! You can’t do this!
Girly Teengirl: I just did. Bye bye now.
Granite: What a shocking turn of events! Go vote for either Krabs or Triton to be evicted next!
Keanu: This is insane. 
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