Trollpasta Memorable Chats 1

XXProValenciaXx:
IWBTG 
 
Shining-Armor:
I am really tempted to add this wiki to the VSTF spam wiki queue 
 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Nevermind 
 
Shining-Armor:
Like, I have been hovering over the send button for like 5 minutes 
Jareck.smith:
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED 
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A L ON HER FORHEAD 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Neither am I 
 
Asdfpotato:
if you do it, evil patrixxx will destroy your home 
CitizenErasedd:
how do you post there? 
LOLSKELETONS:
@maria: no, the deletion log refugees need to be preserved 
 
XXProValenciaXx:
evil patrixxx aint got nothing of the ear-shattering ability of XBOXXX and its batallions of squeakers. 
Eww deletion log refugees. 
 
LOLSKELETONS:
also im probably going to end up deleting 99% of the pages on here 
Dabomb62:
then he ded 
and revived 
Shining-Armor:
Why not delete 100% of everything 
Dabomb62:
patrixx is love, patrixx is life 
XXProValenciaXx:
remake the wiki2014 
Asdfpotato:
because there is good content here 
~ ShrekTheAlmighty has died. ~
Asdfpotato:
like the afv lost episode, and old woman.exe 
CitizenErasedd:
This shit wont let me reply xD 
~ ShrekTheAlmighty got scared of EVIL PATRIXXX and joined the chat. ~
XXProValenciaXx:
and obviously my classics 
 
LOLSKELETONS:
some of the stuff on here is funny. mostly the DLRs, but some trollpastas are also good. some. 
ShrekTheAlmighty:
DLRs? 
 
Shining-Armor:
Finger slipped .-. 
 
Unethical User:
into my anus 
~ Jareck.smith has died. ~
 
XXProValenciaXx:
I'm guessing my story about getting probed anally with pronged dildos wont survive? 
~ TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has died. ~
 
Shining-Armor:
Guys 
Who hurt you 
Asdfpotato:
*Asdfpotato grabs his dardric sword of banning*
daedric* 
~ TheMoarKrabsSquirrel got scared of EVIL PATRIXXX and joined the chat. ~
Shining-Armor:
Did your Uncle do it 
Asdfpotato:
fucking skyrim lore 
LOLSKELETONS:
rip in peace tpw 
 
XXProValenciaXx:
daredick sword of banning 
 
Dabomb62:
Chris hansen from dateline nbc 
Shining-Armor:
Can you point to the parts of the doll where he didn't touch you 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Shining 
XXProValenciaXx:
Touch the doll where you felt the feel. 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
why are you doing this 
XXProValenciaXx:
Not on there, in here. 
Shining-Armor:
Because I legit want to see you eat shit 
XXProValenciaXx:
^ 
Skelly, we should have a name for this purge 
CitizenErasedd:
^ 
 
Asdfpotato:
there are two kinds of people in this world: assholes and people who're worse assholes 
CitizenErasedd:
no 
purges don't need names 
XXProValenciaXx:
I second that asdf. 
CitizenErasedd:
they need numbers 
like 203 
Unethical User:
I'm an asshole 
Shining-Armor:
TPW has been the bain of existence since it was created 
XXProValenciaXx:
The ShitPurge of 2069 
Numbers and a name. 
 
Asdfpotato:
your assholeness is not worth even half a kek 
Shining-Armor:
Next week we nuke Spinpasta 
Unethical User:
TPW too cancer, 2.0 it 
 
CitizenErasedd:
no D: 
Shining-Armor:
After that 
XXProValenciaXx:
We need a mascot for the nukings 
Shining-Armor:
Creepypasta-land 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Don't do this 
CitizenErasedd:
then let's nuke MLP 
XXProValenciaXx:
Someone get a harbour, we shall call it the rebombing of pearl harbour 
Shining-Armor:
Until only the glorious master wiki is still standing 
CitizenErasedd:
bcause ponies are fucking wird 
Asdfpotato:
i'll be back. i need to visit google images for a second 
CitizenErasedd:
weird* 
Unethical User:
What is the difference between assholeness and keks? 
CitizenErasedd:
because* 
 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
The Ultimate Showdown of Wikis 
XXProValenciaXx:
Nothing, just keks are more ass. 
CitizenErasedd:
when does anna's ban end? 
LOLSKELETONS:
im going to export all deletion log refugees to another wiki just in case this one is shut down 
or i can archive.org them... 
Shining-Armor:
Lel 
XXProValenciaXx:
You have a specific wiki to move it to? 
Unethical User:
Preserve the pieces of art 
Shining-Armor:
If this one gets shut down I will laugh 
XXProValenciaXx:
Yeah, my masterpieces. 
Asdfpotato:
before trollpasta gets nuked, we need to figure out where we're going to take refyge 
Shining-Armor:
Because then you will migrate to Spinpasta 
CitizenErasedd:
Let's not close SPWC 
wait n 
Shining-Armor:
And then it's ban ban 4 u 
CitizenErasedd:
no 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
All of the articles 
Unethical User:
We can go to a nearby vault 
Asdfpotato:
yes 
XXProValenciaXx:
DONT BRING UP FALLOUT 3 
CitizenErasedd:
all these babies on SPWC? 
Asdfpotato:
wiki 101 
CitizenErasedd:
pls no 
LOLSKELETONS:
tbh the DLRs is the only thing about this shithole that i care about 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Don't ban me 
CitizenErasedd:
^ 
XXProValenciaXx:
we can hide in my secret chinese bunker, all the way underground in a swamp. 
CitizenErasedd:
please do it 
Asdfpotato:
or wiki 87, where i'll expose you all to the forced furfag virus 
Shining-Armor:
Let's export the entire wiki 
To piss Wikia off 
Unethical User:
wiki 13. The original vault 
Asdfpotato:
i must save asdfpotato raises a pokemon 
~ Dabomb62 has died. ~
Asdfpotato:
and full house: the lost episode 
XXProValenciaXx:
"I don't care if I'm cyberfucking an eleven year old, someone please pleasure me, Gramm started what he cannot finish" 
Asdfpotato:
and all of my good trollpastas 
CitizenErasedd:
I barely check my email 
Unethical User:
Got to save my porn 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
"Shining-Armor: Let's export the entire wiki To piss Wikia off"
What 
CitizenErasedd:
And I only check one 
ShrekTheAlmighty:
Spinpasta nao. 
XXProValenciaXx:
Someone needs to log this chat, we need to be remembered in someway, How TPWC nuked the entire wikiworld. 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Export all of this wiki's data 
Asdfpotato:
all of my best trollpastas will be moved to my wiki for safe keeping 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
??? 
XXProValenciaXx:
Can we save gocnak the barbarian 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Save my pastas 
XXProValenciaXx:
gocnak is a fucking piece. 
Unethical User:
MY BABY, SAVE MY BABY D: 
XXProValenciaXx:
"YO ASS IS SMOKIN' THE GOCNATION" 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Copy all pages 
XXProValenciaXx:
Gocnak is love, gocnak is game 
copy all pages, delete pages then repost to make angry. 
CitizenErasedd:
wow 
my gmail is cancer 
XXProValenciaXx:
my outlook is not cancer, it is ebowler. 
~ LOLSKELETONS has died. ~
~ LOLSKELETONS got scared of EVIL PATRIXXX and joined the chat. ~
CitizenErasedd:
remember hotmail? 
I had hotmail and aol 
Unethical User:
This chat is a bowl of desperation and paranoia 
CitizenErasedd:
now i have like 3 gmail accs and 7 on yahoo 
Asdfpotato:
and all it took was the will of a single dipshit 
~ LOLSKELETONS has died. ~
Asdfpotato:
-vladimir trollov 
Shining-Armor:
So 
~ TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has died. ~
XXProValenciaXx:
SHIT THE REAL LEADER OF OSAMA IS GONE 
Shining-Armor:
I wanna say something really mean 
CitizenErasedd:
Do it 
XXProValenciaXx:
WHAT TO WE DO. 
Unethical User:
How do I delete a wikia? 
my wikia 
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CitizenErasedd:
Maria, what do you want to say? 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
Don't delete my pages yet 
I haven't copied them yet 
XXProValenciaXx:
Me neither 
TheMoarKrabsSquirrel:
please be patient 
XXProValenciaXx:
I need to make a writing wiki, wait 4 me. 
~ Shining-Armor has died
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