Rayman + Despicable Me: Operation: Espionage (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Rayman + Despicable Me: Operation: Espionage written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Despicable Me".
==Plot==
(We enter a world in the Glade of Dreams where magical creatures reside in harmony with the Electoons popping out and giving joy to the creatures as a school of lum fly all over the skies with the mosquitoes. The Bubble Dreamer known as Polokus walk into his tent with his servant Murfy who is a Greenbottle as they watch over the worlds through paintings with Polokus to watch over to protect.)
*Polokus: What a wonderful world in a wonderful life full of creatures. Yesterday was another day and Today is a new day.
*Murfy: You got a nice set of creatures there, Polokus. They be calling you like a god in the ancient skies.
*Polokus: I'm always here to protect my world from threats. You know, when nightmares come, they be willing to use their power hungry force to destroy the will of luck. You know when I send my heroes to stop the nightmares and protect the universe from darkness.
*Murfy: Like. What are of monster that tried to conquer a universe?
*Polokus: We have seen powerful forces that tried to destroy our world in a bubble. *open a bubble and show images of Mr. Dark, Admiral Razorbeard and Mr. Dark* These are the bad guys we have face for a long period of time. One of them tried to conquer planet and some throw tricks and pranks on us into our faces.
*Murfy: No worries Polokus. Those bad guys can never stop us on a big universe like the Glade of Dreams.
*Polokus: The lore said it all. The Teensies are always here to protect the worlds from evil. I can tell how about worlds out there we have yet to explore. *show a bubble of a world where the yellow-pill like Minions are seen working in a lab owned by a supervillain*
*Murfy: Ooh, what are those? Are they like these yellow pills with science lab goggles?
*Polokus: We have yet to see them someday. But our focus is on Rayman and the gang, trying to save people from these nightmares.
*Murfy: We're still facing nightmares?
*Polokus: Yes. That's what we see every day on our high basic schedules. *hold a bubble to locate Rayman and his friends going after the Livingstones* I pray for Rayman and the gang for saving the innocents from these mindless green safari freaks.
*Murfy: Anything worse than that. I have seen worse in the universe than the Land of the Livid Dead. *cough* Livingstones. *cough*
(In the forest on a prison-type area, many Livingstone guards walk around the prison to watch over the prisoners in the cages as some livingstones are holding flashlights to track down on intruders on the whole area)
*Livingstone Guard #1: Boys, make sure that the Magician doesn't escape and keep an eye on him so he doesn't leave out of his cage.
*Livingstone Guard #2: We got it mate. We got our eyes on him.
*Livingstone Guard #3: No magic tricks for nothing.
*Livingstone Guard #1: I bet he doesn't try to run off and do something dirty like last time when he blow up that museum.
*Livingstone Guard #2: I mean it.
(In the maze of the prison zone, the livingstone guard walk into the hallway to patrols the area where few prisoners are trying to escape by holding the chains of the cages)
*Toad: *try to break the cage*
*Livingstone Guard #1: *hit the cage* Quiet! No one is going anywhere without a hall pass.
*Toad: *growls*
*Livingstone Guard #4: Hey man, one of the cages have been opened up. One of the crime chase stealers are trying to break into the fort.
*Livingstone Guard #2: Those Livingnumbskulls, i'll chase them on the loose when i get my hands on them.
*Livingstone Guard #4: I have been respected for this world. But those meanies were trying to bully me ever since i arrested them.
*Livingstone Guard #2: *see a opened cage* Hey, someone must have break out loose!
*Livingstone Guard #3: There is a theft in there.
*Livingstone Guard #2: Where did the theft go?
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: *show up* Surprise, a la bullets. *shoot the livingstone guard*
*Livingstone Guard #1: What the hell?
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: Looking for this? *hold a key and shoot the livingstone guard with his dart gun*
*Livingstone Guard #2: The prisoner is trying to escape!
*Livingstone Guard #5: Stop that livingstone!
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: *throw a bomb at the floor* Ha ha ha! You can't get away!
*Livingstone Guard #6: Get back here!
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: *shoot on three cages to make his friends escape*
*Livingstone Prisoner #2: Let's get outta here!
*Livingstone Prisoner #3: Jailbreak!
*Livingstone Prisoner #4: More like getting hit by dodgeballs in a school gym.
*Livingstone Prisoner #2: We're getting the hell out of here, right champ?
*Livingstone Prisoner #3: *see Rayman in the sky* Oh no. Not the limbless hero again.
(A limbless hero appears by landing on the ground as he knock two livingstone prisoners on the ground and throw them in empty cages)
*Livingstone Prisoner #3: Hey, who goes there?
*Livingstone Prisoner #4: The hell was that?
*Rayman: Well well well, someone forgot to invite us to the battle.
*Livingstone Prisoner #3: Rayman! I knew that was you.
*Rayman: That's right. Take that home with you! *punch the prisoner*
*Livingstone Prisoner #4: Come over here limbless. I got something for you.
*Rayman: *slap the livingstone prisoner* Friends, get them!
*Globox: *jump out of the cages with his friends* Flappa-flappa doo!
*Barbara: Yeah!
*Grand Minimus: Late to the party, huh?! *land on the ground with everyone* Alright!
*Globox: Great landing everybody.
*Barbara: Uh huh. Barbaian style.
*Rayman: Okay lady and gentlemen, now kick the rest of the livingstones back to their cages.
*Globox: You got it buddy.
*Barbara: Yee-haw! *run and knock every livingstone prisoner out*
*Grand Minimus: Kung-fu chi! *shoot magic balls and blast the livingstone prisoners to their cages*
*Rayman: *use his hands to knock the livingstone prisoners back to their cages*
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: Ka-pow! *throw the coin to the button and release all the prisoners out*
*Livingstone Guard #1: What the heck? These prisoners are trying to escape!
*Livingstone Guard #2: Take them back to the cages!
*Rayman: We're on our way guards!
*Globox: Aren't these Livingstones suppose to be bad guys? Nah. I'm rolling with it. *roll and punch the livingstone prisoner*
*Grand Minimus: Chaos is magic! *use his magic blast on the Livingstone prisoners*
*Rayman: *jump and slam on the livingstone prisoners* Yahoo!
*Barbara: *punch and kick the livingstone prisoners* Bang!
*Rayman: *see the livingstone prisoners fighting off the livingstone guards as some are trying to escape* They're heading into the woods. No one is leaving the place behind without a hall pass.
*Globox: Rayman, the prisoners! We're worried about them escaping.
*Rayman: Gotta stop them on the right moment they left their cells. *use his hands to slap the livingstone prisoners out*
*Globox: Cinnamon roll! *roll the livingstone prisoners over*
*Barbara: *cut the cages off* Oops, sorry.
*Rayman: *annoyed* Ugh, Barbara. Ready or not, my big hand is about to hit all of you guys!
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: Uh oh, gotta go back!
*Grand Minimus: You asked for it. *snap to knock every livingstone prisoner out including all the prisoners in the cells*
*Rayman: Come back here! I'm not done messing with you yet.
*Livingstone Prisoner #2: Oh god no.
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: I'm not taking a risk on losing.
*Globox: *slam the second livingstone prisoner* Frog slamma!
*Grand Minimus: One more round and we're done!
*Rayman: Let's rock the show.
*Barbara: And light up the light bulb. *a light bulb is lighted up by a lum* Hey. *see a Lum giggle*
*Livingstone Prisoner #3: Livingstones, attack!
*Rayman: I'm slo no mo. Speed me up! *run to fight the livingstones*
*Globox: *jump back and forth to knock all the livingstones out* Excuse me, coming through, pardon me. Supercon! Comic-Con! Megacon! A con for a con artist. *break a cage and throw it against a livingstone* Boom! Basketball style.
*Barbara: *throw her axe on the ground to distract the livingstones* Grand Minimus, now.
*Grand Minimus: Hocus pocus! *shoot magic balls on the ground and knock all the livingstones on the ground*
*Globox: Fun fun fun!
*Livingstone Prisoner #1: Yeah. But let's see what we're made out of. *throw a lightning ball to destroy all the cages as well killing the livingstone guards as his group make a run to escape*
*Rayman: They're still leaving the prison? No way, not on my watch.
*Grand Minimus: Let's take it all back.
*Rayman: Cowabunga!
*Barbara: Avenge the fallen!
*Globox: *heap bump to the livingstone prisoner* Oops, did I hurt you?
*Barbara: *throw bombs at the livingstone prisoners* Boo-yah!
*Grand Minimus: Oh, we got a big guy trying to escape.
*Rayman: There he goes!
(A Giant Minotaur is running all around the prison zone, destroying all the walls and the cages on his way out)
*Giant Minotaur: *roar* FREEDOM!
*Rayman: Oh boy.
*Globox: That is one big minotaur.
*Barbara: He is as big as a Luchador.
*Grand Minimus: After the Minotaur!
*Rayman: He's not leaving prison without a photo taken!
*Giant Minotaur: *smash the gate and throw the boxes on the trees by roaring*
*Globox: I'm going to get the monster out.
*Grand Minimus: Bring it back here, It's no big deal.
*Barbara: We'll beat him and lock him up with more chains.
*Giant Minotaur: The limbless hero. I'll crush him with my fist.
*Rayman: Over here big boy. We got something for you. *hold on to the minotaur's horns*
*Giant Minotaur: *roar at Rayman* Get off!
*Rayman: Woo-hoo! *spin with the minotaur* Man, your breath stinks! Didn't you brush your teeth last night?
*Giant Minotaur: No I don't! *growls and smash a gate*
*Rayman: Wow, so you have been stuck in this prison for two years straight. That's almost when the Rabbids strike back at the world.
*Giant Minotaur: I'm going to tear you apart like a napkin.
*Rayman: You look like a big killing machine. Have you ever bump a bull fighter in your life?
*Giant Minotaur: Enough is enough! Time to fight.
*Rayman: Bring it on big bad boy. *kick the minotaur*
*Giant Minotaur: *roar as he fight Rayman and knock him down*
*Rayman: *get up and dodge the punch* Miss me.
*Giant Minotaur: You tiny float man! *smash the rocks*
*Rayman: Ha ha, you can't hit me.
*Giant Minotaur: *roar loud* Make me.
*Globox: Don't worry Rayman, we're coming!
*Rayman: Globox, Barbara, come along. I need a back up to beat this monster up.
*Giant Minotaur: No friends. Only you! *punch Rayman to the tree*
*Rayman: That was underwhelming. *crash down to the ground*
*Globox: *throw a rock at the giant minotaur* Come on! We can fight.
*Giant Minotaur: You throw a rock on my head?!
*Globox: He's about to get furious.
*Giant Minotaur: *roar at the heroes* TINY PUNY BUGS!
*Grand Minimus: He's calling us bugs.
*Barbara: Another animal monster to hunt!
*Grand Minimus: Coming right up.
*Rayman: *get up* I am the mighty Rayman!
*Globox: Here come the boom *throw a big rock at the Giant Minotaur*
*Giant Minotaur: *growls at Globox as he throw a rock against Globox with the blue frog dodging it with the rock smashing against the escaped prisoners* Oops.
*Globox: Uh oh, he's going to get angry.
*Giant Minotaur: I'm going to squish you!
*Barbara: Not this time! *throw a axe at the giant minotaur's belly*
*Giant Minotaur: *roar in pain* My tummy!
*Barbara: Ha! Have fun having a little pain in your body.
*Giant Minotaur: *take the axe in his belly and throw it to the tree* Stupid weapon.
*Barbara: That was my axe! Silly beast, i got your payback coming.
*Giant Minotaur: Leave me alone! *smash the ground*
*Rayman: Time to apologize *punch the Minotaur's belly*
*Giant Minotaur: *roar and destroy the ground* GROUND BAD! FIGHTING GOOD!
*Globox: Soccer goal! *kick the Minotaur's leg*
*Giant Minotaur: *growls* Not on the legs. *kick Globox*
*Grand Minimus: Globox, bunny. Let's see what kind of killing bull machine you are. *shoot magic balls at the minotaur's belly*
*Giant Minotaur: That tickles me NOT!
*Rayman: I'm going to give you the biggest punch in the world. *punch high on the minotaur's face*
*Giant Minotaur: *go high laughing and crash to a bunch of logs* Oof! *spit out a tooth*
*Rayman: Yeah! We won!
*Globox: Boom! That's what we're talking about.
*Rayman: Oh yeah, we won. Uh huh, who's number one now?
*Globox: That guy stinks.
*Barbara: He's nuts.
*Grand Minimus: We have done great. But that doesn't stop the nightmares from destroying the heart of our freedom.
*Rayman: That's all the prisoners kicked and defeated.
*Globox: What are we going to do with this big one?
*Rayman: He should stay dead.
*Barbara: *kick a minotaur on the logs* Darn you minotaur! Darn you!
*Rayman: Barbara, stop it. You're beating a dead minotaur.
*Globox: That joke get old every time when someone take it too far like taking words seriously that no one seem to pander about.
*Grand Minimus: I'll say we'll stop beating this dead horse and just move on with our lives.
*Barbara: Fine teensie. You have me on my last shot. *kick a minotaur on the logs one last time.
*Rayman: Just stop it Barbara. Enough.
*Barbara: Eh. There's nothing to catch up. Look like we're done for the day.
*Globox: No more rescuing people or nothing.
*Rayman: We all need a break you guys. Let's all go to the teensies village for a little celebration.
*Globox: Or have a little fun before the sun is up by morning.
*Barbara: *grab the axe* My axe isn't broken.
*Rayman: Are you starving for a big snack?
*Globox: Yes. I want to eat! How about some plum juice?
*Rayman: That's a drink. You must be hungry for some cinnamon rolls and bread buns.
*Globox: Ah. Then let's go to the teensies village and take a look what the teensies can offer from the menu.'
*Grand Minimus: It's no restaurant. But our teensie neighbors can offer anything they want from our choices.
*Barbara: I'm going to get myself a cup of fruit punch.
*Rayman: We are still a group of friends that fight those nightmares back and fourth afterwards.
*Globox: We'll never give up on anything.
*Barbara: What a wrap-up.
*Grand Minimus: It been a good day for us.
*Rayman: I'll be beating like a punching bag.
*Globox: And fly to the hill.
*Barbara: Who knows?
*Grand Minimus: Maybe you need a new lesson.
*Rayman: *laugh* Okay man. Enough with the chit-chat.
*Grand Minimus: You want me to chit-chat with the group?
*Rayman: Just walk in the quiet forest, okay?
*Grand Minimus: Jeez, you almost crack me up.
*Barbara: My sisters make jokes like this and pull a prank on me like waking up with paint covered all over your face.
*Globox: Ha ha, very funny Barbara. What the worst that could happen in the universe of a lifetime?
(Far away in the forest, the Time Washing Machine warps as two Rabbids pop up to take the grass and bushes off the ground, thinking the forest look like nothing for them to invade as they come up with another idea to warp to another universe)
*Rabbid #1: Hmm. *spy on Rayman and his friends* Ah.
*Rabbid #2: Ha ha ha. *he and his friend jump back to the time washing machine as they warp out of the Glade of Dreams*
(In another dimension in the road of Montana, a married couple like Tony and Sarah are driving on a nice sunny day with "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass playing on the radio with Tony and Sarah singing in the car with the radio playing briefly while driving and focusing on the road)
*Tony: Isn't this song nice?
*Sarah: It sure is. It remind me back in the 80s when we were in high school.
*Tony: Ah. Just graduated and just married. Look at the bright side. Montana has the good looking cities in the country.
*Sarah: Oh Tony, we would have been to the Land of the Shining Mountains by now.
*Tony: Sarah, going to the Shining Mountains make me wanna shine in the sky like a eagle.
*Sarah: I never seen a place like the Grand Canyon before. Or a place with the president faces on the rocks.
*Tony: We should go to a forest. It's really warm out here just like a jungle. It's nice, it's quiet and no people to follow and bother during our walk in the path.
*Sarah: Didn't we set up for camp a while ago?
*Tony: We didn't set up camp for vacation. Let's just check out the forest.
*Sarah: I wonder what the forest looks like.
*Tony: Just parking by and in and out.
*Sarah: Watch the directions while you're driving cause, you don't want to bump into another car while driving.
*Tony: I know the rules of the road and I always follow the rules.
*Sarah: Just checking if I were a driving school teacher.
(Tony and Sarah park the car to the tree as they leave the car to walk to the forest with birds flying out of the tree and squirrels walking up the tree)
*Tony: Ah. A nice forest out there. No noise, no people. We were always right.
*Sarah: Is it more like a jungle?
*Tony: It looks like a jungle. But it has short trees like pines.
*Sarah: We could take pictures and send them over at HubBook. The people on the internet would love what we just uploaded in the wildlife.
*Tony: People get so obsessed with photography stuff. They like to see pictures of houses, mountains, jungles, forests, oceans, beaches, cities and anywhere on the go like a island like Hawaii.
*Sarah: Hawaii is a state and will always be like the Bahamas. *bend down to look at the footprints* What are those footprints on the ground?
*Tony: Look like rabbit footprints to me. *look at the footprints all over the forest* Something seem strange about the woods.
*Sarah: Pretty much like it. It may be some rabid animal that is clawing up the woods in scratches.
*Tony: What kind of forest is this? It's like a whole bunch of high school campers would go on Grad Bush and throw paints and stickers all over the place without cleaning up the forest that hurt the environment more than garbage on the seas.
*Sarah: It's very dangerous to me that doesn't look accurate to what the camp board said on the woods.
*Tony: Some monster might have snuck out of the woods and try to claw up some trees and logs.
*Sarah: Nah. That's only in a made-up dream. No monster can claw up the woods like a monster coming out of the closet to scare children in the night when they're sleeping.
*Tony: I thought the kids have nightmares on monsters coming out of the closet and scaring them for their fears. You know I'm saying? *hear some chewing sounds* What is chewing? Was that you?
*Sarah: No. I hear the same sound too as well. Where is the sound coming from? *open two bushes with two Rabbids chewing the carrots as they saw a time washing machine on the way* Aw. What are those creatures doing inside of a bush, but chewing up some carrots?
*Tony: Is that a cute rabbit?
*Sarah: They look like little bunnies to me. Look how adorable they are. They looked like stuffed bunnies that came to life by a wish like a teddy bear.
*Rabbid #1: *cuddles*
*Tony: Aw. He cuddles like a cat.
*Rabbid #2: *make a cute face*
*Sarah: There goes another one.
*Tony: I didn't know they can stand on two feet.
*Sarah: What do they even say.
*Rabbid #1: Bwah!!!
*Tony: They scream like babies?!
*Rabbid #2: Da da daaa!!!
*Sarah: They're not even friendly.
*Rabbid #1: Da da daaaa!!!!
*Tony: I say, they're rabid bunnies! Run for your lives!
*Rabbid #2: Bwahhh! *pounce Tony*
*Rabbid #1: Ah da! *pounce Sarah*
*Sarah: Help! Somebody call the animal control!
*Tony: *start recording in his camera as the cameras faces him* FBI! FBI! We need help. The rabid rabbits are trying to attack us. We need some help. Send one of your pest exterminators to shoot on those crazy animals. Please! *video shut off with a black screen*
*Sarah: *voice* Help...
(The Rabbids are on the run as a group of Rabbids show up in the village full of Rabbids, screaming and running into the camera)
RAYMAN + DESPICABLE ME
OPERATION: ESPIONAGE
(At night in the closed Paradise Mall, two thieves sneak into the mall with their sock masks on. They use their hammers to break into Mueller's Jewelers as they walk into the cashier area to steal all the jewelry in the bag.)
*Theft #1: Look at this special ring for $50.
*Theft #2: What a rip-off. Who wanted a ring for only $50? A meal is just for $6.50. But that doesn't count as a rip-off.
*Theft #1: Who need those anyways? We got a robbery to catch on.
*Theft #2: This place is empty for a cashier to work.
*Theft #1: We need money.
*Theft #2: Time for a little greed of cash.
*Theft #1: *open the cash machine and grab a buck of dollars* Cash-bunga!
*Theft #2: *put the cash in the bag* Now back to the car.
*Theft #1: Goodness graciousness.
*Agent #1: *pop out of the box* Hold it right there.
*Theft #1: What the? Where did you came from?
*Agent #1: I'm about to hand over the bag.
*Theft #2: Make us you spy agent. You're not a real store manager to us.
*Agent #1: Ha ha. If you say so. *call out another agent* Come over here.
*Agent #2: *land from the ceiling and shoot at the thieves* Doo-ya.
*Theft #1: Oi! Agents! Let's get outta here!
*Agent #2: Come back whatever you are!
*Theft #1: *break the glass window of the store* You'll never catch us!
*Agent #3: Grab the thieves!
*Theft #2: We're outta the way!
*Agent #4: Agents, we got them.
(Most of the agents pop out of their hiding spots to chase after the thieves. One of the agents is Felonius Gru and Lucy Wilde, running all over the mall to track down the thieves.)
*Gru: Felonius Gru isn't going to take a chance on leaving the thieves behind. Cause Gru and Lucy Wilde are in the house!
*Lucy: Anti-Villain League agents for life!
*Gru: What are we suppose to do on the job again?
*Lucy: *realize the thieves are trying to escape* The thieves! They're getting away.
*Gru: Oh, I get it. The thieves are trying to steal a bunch of jewelry so they can sell their own items to make money fast. It's capturing time.
*Lucy: Bring out the diet. *throw a toxic bomb on the floor with toxic gas coming out of the bomb to prevent the thieves from escaping*
*Theft #1: Aw, man. Gross.
*Theft #2: That smell. Is nasty. Other way!
*Gru: Not so that. *jump around the lights*
*Lucy: Wait up! *fly with her jet pack* We don't know where they're going.
*Gru: I don't know Lucy. The map is suppose to tell where they're heading.
*Lucy: *hold her phone* This tracking system works like a GPS and is suppose to track all the criminals around the world, even the two thieves escaping.
*Theft #1: *catch up* What did you just say?
*Gru: I got you now. *punch a theft*
*Theft #2: Dude! That was my best friend.
*Gru: Too bad, so sad. There you have it. *shoot the rockets at the thieves*
*Theft #1: *roll over* Other way!
*Theft #2: Let's go.
*Gru: You're not going to get me fired again like what happen with Evil Bratt. *fly with a jet pack*
*Lucy: I got them cover. *throw gadget bombs at the thieves*
*Theft #1: *crash on the plants* Ouch.
*Theft #2: Everything was fine at the beginning. But then these gadget toys came to bomb at us.
*Gru: *land on the ground with his jet pack* What do you want now?
*Theft #1: You're suppose to arrest us on a heist.
*Gru: Is this a heist? Yes it is. Cause you two are going to Jail with the bad boys.
*Theft #2: Aw hell no! We're not going to Jail with a couple of diaper farts! *leave with his ally* And we're outta here.
*Gru: Uh uh uh. You two aren't going anywhere. *use a ray gun to shoot at a theft*
*Theft #1: Hey! *throw a razor blade at Gru*
*Gru: *dodge the razor blade* Ha ha. Ninja fighting style. *fight a theft*
*Theft #1: *fight Gru* You are terrible at fighting!
*Theft #2: Aren't you suppose to be a supervillain like Frankie Fishlips?
*Gru: I used to be a supervillain like the rest of the supervillains in the past. Not anymore! *punch a theft*
*Theft #2: Oi. *crash down*
*Theft #1: Come on big man. Give me one of your latest supervillain shots.
*Gru: No. I'm suppose to be a superhero! *roll and kick the theft*
*Theft #1: Yeouch! *crash*
*Lucy: Here Theft. Go fetch and play. *hold a flying disc*
*Theft #2: Are you a dog or something?
*Lucy: I'm more of a agent type fashion designer. Go play, fetch and catch! *throw a flying disc to distract the theft*
*Theft #2: Ooh la la. *get punched by Lucy*
*Theft #1: *get up and fight Lucy* Here we go again.
*Lucy: I say you're terrible at fighting.
*Theft #1: Then you must be horrible at fighting in spy skills.
*Gru: Who still use spy skills like a secret agent man?
*Lucy: Nobody does. *kick the theft*
*Theft #1: Ooh. *crash down*
*Gru: Ha ha ha. *get carried over by a theft* Hey!
*Theft #2: That's for hurting my best friend*
*Gru: *spin around* Leave me alone! *throw the theft to the fountain, only for another one to get up*
*Theft #1: You must lose! *jump and kick Gru*
*Gru: Ooh. My tenders. You got me the first time. *get punched by a theft*
*Lucy: Ouch.
*Theft #1: Bear hug! *grab Gru and roll him over*
*Gru: Stop that.
*Theft #1: Leave me alone.
*Gru: No bears in the house! *slap the theft*
*Theft #1: Blast it. *crash down*
*Gru: *choke the theft* You can't steal the store's diamonds. I choke you because, you were shoplifting.
*Theft #1: You're...choking...me.
*Gru: I don't care. I have been accused of shopping on my first job since the late 70s. Do I like it? No. The employees made fun of me for being who am I and a supervillain like my father. I wasn't taking money out of my pocket as being watched by the cameras from the managers of every department of a store.
*Lucy: What are you waiting on Gru? Just defeat him and let's go.
*Theft #2: Hurry up already. You're overtiming yourself.
*Gru: Oh shut up! I'm not slow as a snail! I'm just doing my best job so I don't get fired as my second job as a chef.
*Theft #1: That...diamond...bag...is...mine.
*Gru: You're going to jail.
*Theft #1: Make me...you punk.
*Gru: Ah, forget it! *throw the theft to another theft* You're poofed.
*Lucy: What was that all about? Are you leaving something behind.
*Gru: *see the thieves grabbing the bag of jewelry* Oops.
*Theft #1: Go get the bag stupid.
*Theft #2: I have the bag you dumb rock! *grab another bag of coins* To the exit.
*Gru: Lucy, they're stealing a bag of coins we didn't noticed and they're heading out of the mall without paying!
*Lucy: No one leaves the mall without a credit card. *run and hold her dart gun*
*Gru: *run and hold his dart gun* Hey! Stop right here! That's the Bank of America's bank money!
*Theft #1: Screw off. This money is for our vault!
*Theft #2: Shoplifting forever!
*Lucy: No time to waste on the floor.
*Gru: *fly with his jet pack with Lucy* Our jet packs will be easier to chase those thieves down!
*Lucy: Try to target on the boys.
*Gru: They keep running away every time I target on them.
*Lucy: Just focus on where your targeting.
*Gru: I hate this chase like the Easter bunny run.
*Theft #1: Did the agents go away?
*Theft #2: Not yet. But we gotta make a breakout outside.
*Gru: Everyone, case closed!
*Lucy: Get up and shoot! All together now!
*Agents: *pop out of the stores and shoot on the thieves*
*Theft #1: Bullet incoming!
*Theft #2: *gulp* We're dead meat.
(The bullets hit the thieves as the thieves crash with the darts, falling to the store of clothing by falling from the ceiling and breaking into the ground)
*Gru: Boom! We got them. Our targets are down here.
*Lucy: Held them down.
(At the clothing store, the thieves wake up from their crash on the ceiling after failing to steal bags full of jewelry and money)
*Theft #1: *get up* Aw man. Hey! Get up brother. Get up.
*Theft #2: *get up* This store is no place for a theft. We gotta leave the mall before they catch us with booby traps.
*Theft #1: These booby traps aren't set up for a single rope or trick. *look at the cameras* Oh poop.
*Theft #2: Oh crud. The cameras are watching us.
(The agents of the Anti-Villain League with Gru and Lucy show up by breaking through the windows of the clothing store as they set out a arrest for the two thieves in the Paradise Mall)
*Gru: We got you now!
*Lucy: You're grounded!
*Theft #1: Grounded? You're not our mothers and fathers! Why are you guys still here?
*Lucy: Give up on the gems you stole from the jewelry store.
*Theft #2: Don't move.
*Gru: Any last words before we arrest you to prison? You even stole a moneybag, left out from a unnamed store.
*Theft #1: Out of the way.
*Lucy: Don't even move.
*Theft #2: Get off of our sight.
*Gru: Shoot them.
*Theft #1: Oh no you don't!
*Theft #2: Don't say it!
*Lucy: Fire!
*Agents: *shoot at the thieves*
*Gru: Good riddance. We won this time.
*Lucy: We shot those two out of the store.
*Gru: They're under arrest. Cuff them up in their bare hands.
*Lucy: Lock them with pressure.
*Agents: *cuff the thieves' hands*
*Lucy: Good. They won't be stealing any lost and found item any time in the mall.
*Gru: Let's go. The CEO must be proud for what we have done.
(The agents brought the thieves out of the clothing store as they are about to leave the Paradise Mall with the police officers out of their police cars, only to be watched by Valerie Da Vinci on the screens from the A.V.L. airship)
*Theft #1: *wake up* What the hell? What are we doing here?
*Theft #2: This is not what we asked for.
*Gru: Heh heh heh. We got you this time.
*Lucy: You're not going to rob another place anytime soon.
*Theft #1: What?!
*Theft #2: Aye aye aye. Get over with it.
*Gru: You guys were trying to steal jewelry from a jewelry! Didn't you lost your wives few years ago from a divorce?
*Lucy: Oh look. The cops are here to see you.
*Theft #1: Huh?
*Theft #2: Oh you got to be kidding me.
*Police Chief: *walk out of his car to check on the agents with the held captive thieves* Well, well, well. Look what we got here. Robbers trying to steal jewelry from the Paradise Mall. I haven't seen a threat occurred inside of the mall ever since someone got arrested for locking the mutagen PX-41 inside of a vault of a hair store.
*Gru: Hello chief. What do we have here?
*Police Chief: The A.V.L. How surprising to see you. You guys must be trying to protect the community from thieves and criminals alike.
*Lucy: Once we arrest them, we secure them to avoid future intruders all over the world that keep on repeating and repeating.
*Gru: Repeating and repeating. Whatever Lucy. Take the thieves to jail. They robbed a jewelry store at the Paradise Mall tonight.
*Police Chief #1: Oh man. You guys should be punished for your crimes against the Paradise Mall!
*Theft #1: I'm going to break the prison cell when i get my hands on the room.
*Theft #2: You cops are screw-ups!
*Police Chief: Son of a chain. You guys are no good. Get in the car, now!
*Lucy: Take them away, agents.
*Agents: *held the thieves into the police car as Gru close the door of a police car*
*Gru: Safe and secure. I hope the Anti Villain League teach you both a lesson on how to not mess up a city.
*Theft #1: You shouldn't have went back into your villain days.
*Gru: All of my villain days are over. It's not 2010 anymore you brain chumps.
*Theft #2: You stole everything for all your lives. We used to be fans of you. But not anymore! You betrayed us all.
*Gru: Shut it. I don't listen to what the past says.
*Theft #1: This is something that a bad person always do. Even if your villain days are over, you're still a bad person.
*Gru: Just because I'm a supervillain in the past doesn't mean, I'm still a bad person.
*Theft #2: Weirdo. You even stole lunch money for ice cream day as a kid.
*Gru: *giggle* You guys crack me up.
*Lucy: No more silly stuff. Close the car windows.
*Police Chief: Kaboom. *close the car windows with his remote* Now, what does the A.V.L. CEO have to say about this heist.
*Gru: *hold a device* I'm calling Valerie right now on the hologram device.
*Valerie: *show up on a hologram device* Testing. Is this thing on. Good. Now I'm on video like a hologram. Now where do I start. Oh. It has been a letdown. They almost tried to rob a jewelry story out of the Paradise Mall like when Balthazar Bratt stole the world's largest Dumont Diamond from a ship.
*Police Chief: That was actually a submarine base ma'am. Anyways, the course is all clear for the mall and no theft is left behind without a wallet full of cash.
*Valerie: *hologram* So much malarkey all over the place. Next time, let us know that there's a crisis going on in the streets.
*Police Chief: I have you in contract.
*Gru: Didn't we defeat the bad guys inside of the mall when you didn't notice on the cameras?
*Valerie: *hologram* I mean it Gru! Don't play smart with me. You should have known better on beating the clock over four minutes. You went over six.
*Lucy: Six? That's a rip-off.
*Gru: Whatever. Hey, *give a A.V.L. card to the police chief* here's a card, just in case there's a real emergency or code red, just give us a call.
*Police Chief: Anti-Villain League. Never heard of those guys before.
*Gru: What? Did you lose your mind or memory? You know who we are. We work with the Anti-Villain League. You have heard of me a long time ago as a supervillain.
*Police Chief: I was just playing. You are Felonius Gru, right?
*Gru: That's my real name. Gru for a short. I don't say it in front of strangers.
*Lucy: Lucy Wilde my name.
*Police Chief: I see. You guys must be rolling on a cruise. See you on the flipside. I got some real emergencies to take care of in the community.
*Gru: See you later alligator.
*Police Chief: And I will see you the next time you call out on a supervillain, crocodile.
*Gru: Never go easy on safari, officer.
*Police Chief: Alright cops, let's rock and roll! *get on his police car as he drive out of the parking lot with all of his police officers driving and following him back to prison*
*Lucy: We'll be back in the headquarters once the airship moves down.
*Valerie: *hologram* I heard that. Move down the ship so the agents and come right through the entrance.
(The A.V.L. ship arrives by landing down to the parking lot in front of Gru, Lucy and the agents while the door open with few agents coming out of the ship, lead by a supervisor)
*Gru: Ah, Supervisor Derek. What's up?
*Derek: Hello Agent Gru. You guys have done well. Valerie will have a talk with you all in the conference.
*Valerie: *hologram* Thanks for picking them up Derek.
*Derek: You're welcome Valerie. Today is a good time to be a agent.
*Valerie: Always a agent in handy. See you guys on the ship. *hologram off*
*Gru: So Derek, what did we do on the mission? Do we have flaws? Did we fall on mistakes?
*Derek: Oh no. Everything is fine. I was just here to pick you up.
*Lucy: Our ride is still here. What are you waiting on?
*Gru: *lead the agents* Go. When the ship is parked, we get on.
*Derek: There's no need to rush on the way back. Let's see how the results go. *look at his phone to see the results of the mission* Perfect timing. A hundred percent on stopping those criminals. You guys are killing it.
*Danielle: Killing like bed bugs. Now get out of here while we got some business to catch on.
*Derek: Back to our jobs everybody. Real emergencies are giving me a headache.
*Richard: It doesn't throw you away like being kicked out from a cruise.
*Lucy: I wonder what will Valerie think of the mission.
*Gru: She will succeed us. Last one there is a El Macho fan.
*Lucy: Never forget the day where his chicken blast us with the rocket through the volcano.
*Gru: We almost died. But we lived!
*Lucy: I love to survive for more years. It make me happy.
(As the agents get on the A.V.L. ship, the ship flies up and head over to the skies. Gru and Lucy with the rest of the agents walk with Derek along with the other agents and supervisors as they arrive in the A.V.L. headquarters where all the agents are standing together like they're in the conference with Valerie walking on her way to greet all the agents.)
*Derek: Welcome back to the headquarters. May Valerie Da Vinci come up and held a meeting for all the agents in the agency?
*Valerie: Silly Derek. Do I have to make myself clear to hear you saying and make me walk where I can see all my people in place?
*Derek: We just finished a mission. Like I said, you can make a speech for everyone in the agency.
*Valerie: Yes, yes. You're so annoying. Now please go take the supervisors to the training room where you guys are suppose to train the new trainees for orientation day.
*Derek: We will and right behind you.
*Danielle: We never let you down on everything.
*Richard: Gonna be a sweet business person to ride up the charts.
*Valerie: Alright! Go to the training room and get out of my way. You are running late for your training hour.
*Derek: Okay! We're ahead of time. The trainees are waiting for us at the gym area. Come on people, the time isn't going to clock us out on the dot. *lead the supervisors to the training room*
*Gru: Who knew people have to run their places on the exact time on the job position they're suppose to do.
*Lucy: We should have been the team leaders in the first place.
*Valerie: Okay lazy bums. Some of you have returned from your mission. Another great mission to complete right after you arrest those thieves from stealing jewelry from a jewelry store at the Paradise Mall. The rest is history. Next! Over the years of protecting the world from supervillains, we are still a undercover agency who protect innocent people from threats all over the planet. One of them was a crisis at Mexico.
*Gru: You know, when we go up, we hit on rock bottom.
*Valerie: Yeah, but we don't wanna talk about that. I mean it!
*Gru: Okay, okay. Let it cool. I'm not meant to go crazy and take action too seriously.
*Valerie: You could have failed the second time on your second chance like with the pink diamond on a submarine.
*Lucy: Always click for a heartbeat.
*Valerie: You guys are so annoying and I love you guys a lot.
*Gru: Thank you! You can make us nervous all you want when we go through undercover serious missions all across the globe.
*Lucy: We just stopped two thieves from robbing a mall. Those are bad guys like criminals.
*Valerie: That's very accurate Lucy. Every theft is a criminal and a bad person is just a individual nobody watches.
*Gru: I hate being a nobody.
*Valerie: Me too. And you know what the worst about being a nobody. Nobody watches you or care about you, because the world care for something else over a jelly bean.
*Gru: Over a jelly bean? I thought the world hated chocolate pizza more than pineapple pizza.
*Valerie: With pineapple on top, it kills the taste of pizza and should belong on a candy pizza.
*Lucy: Ooh, with my Zapp Lipstick Taser, it's going to shock every criminal with electricity.
*Gru: I got electrocuted by one so many times. It really hurt like lightning.
*Lucy: Actually, I tasered you first.
*Gru: You got me there the first time we met.
*Lucy: I was picking you up since you were infamous for shrinking a Moon with a shrink ray you stole from a top-secret testing lab on a East-Asian island.
*Valerie: That should do it. A bad history is bad and will always be back to make it go away.
*Gru: Just because I was a supervillain in the past, am I still a bad person after all and will receive the credit for my past crimes.
*Valerie: No. You're not a supervillain anymore, but you are still a bad boy on the dark side. End of story. Bye bye. Let's move on with the speech.
*Gru: If I were still a supervillain by revealing my true colors, I could have been in Jail with the bad boys.
*Lucy: Never ever try to go villainy again or else, the consequences will rise through the courts.
*Valerie: *excited* Wow. I am not surprised. What a splendid year you guys. We have been kicking butts like stuffed pillows. You guys are making this business hard by making all the money through your revenue. Your job resume is on the editing stage as the job coaches are very proud of you for what you have accomplished ever since you first started the job with us at the Anti-Villain League.
*Gru: Yeah. Shooting laser guns, throwing bombs to blow up places, good times. And fixing the toilets while on break.
*Valerie: *furious* Don't say that!
*Gru: What? What was one word I just said?
*Valerie: We do not use potty humor on the job!
*Gru: But we're not filming a movie for class. You know I'm saying.
*Valerie: Just don't. Enough. I had it with you today. You're killing me this week.
*Gru: Jeez, you don't have to act all mean when we run the agency like guardians. Plus, our old boss was never strict like your feelings or a angry bus driver who forces everyone to sit down on your butts on the ride.
*Agent #1: I should have said that.
*Agent #2: You're really funny Gru.
*Gru: Blah blah blah. I'm not funny. I should have been in a comedy show like Hips and Whiskers.
*Valerie: You guys don't play to make money.
*Lucy: Of course not. You paid us to fight for justice and save the city.
*Agent #3: Remember that infamous Evil Bratt guy? He went through puberty and got his own show cancelled like the cast of Masters of the World.
*Lucy: We don't wanna hear about that Evil Bratt guy ever.
*Gru: At least, the pink diamond I just saved like two times is now safe and secure in a museum.
*Valerie: The pink diamond is still safe and sound and held into the vault room where it should belong. No one should ever touched it by one tiny touch of a finger. Ever!
*Gru: Oh yes Miss Valerie. No one touches the diamond unless you're a cat.
*Lucy: The lasers are still on to avoid criminals from stealing it like robbing banks on heists.
*Valerie: I fired you both once for this tragic moment of a villain escape. And then I rehired you both after saving Hollywood from that god-awful TV show character no one seem to bat about.
*Gru: You know when a actor in real-life turned into a life of crime like how El Macho turned from a restaurant owner to a famous supervillain.
*Valerie: Speaking of El Macho. He has appeared over 40 magazines and hundreds of posters. I thought he died when he fall into that lava with the shark. But boom, he survived like a Mento falling from a Coca-Cola drink.
*Lucy: The worst type of people that can receive these allegations are sexual harassment, abuse of power, working in a toxic workplace, manipulation, overtiming, death threats and much more crime you seen around the world like protests all over the streets demanding for change.
*Valerie: If you are ever late to work. Boom! You're out. You'll be fired and will no longer work with us for the rest of your lives. You're finished.
*Gru: Are we going to get into this special announcement thing instead of this chit chat talk?
*Valerie: I thought you started the chit chat talk first. Ugh, fine. No more memories! I need to talk for a moment.
*Lucy: Zip your lips people, she should be talking at the moment.
*Valerie: Shh. Don't even think about it Lucy.
*Lucy: Sorry. Just messing around.
*Valerie: Pay attention. I'm watching you.
*Lucy: It's like you're watching us if we were on virtual tour.
*Valerie: I don't care.
*Lucy: Fine. It's just fine by me, do ya?
*Valerie: No. Be quiet for just a second.
*Lucy: Alright. I'll be silence for a moment.
*Valerie: Don't say a word!
*Lucy: *whisper* I won't.
*Gru: *whisper* I think she just heard you.
*Valerie: Silence! *stop Gru and Lucy from whispering and get the speech going* Ladies and gentlemen. I have to tell you all something. You have worked very hard on the mission. There have been some other threats going around the world like a riot in Cuba, a battle going on in Mexico and a shooting in Las Vegas. Those are world problems we have to face. Nothing that we can do to help it. There will always be a world crisis in our hands as the presidents and prime ministers from around the states and countries are discussing on video calls how to secure their world with protective borders. Mayors and governors too. Vice presidents and vice governors as well.
*Lucy: What was happening in Florida lately regarding on a hurricane situation with the power outrage?
*Valerie: I hate hurricane season. The people should focus on what their problem is occurring in their own states. Focus on me!
*Lucy: Alright. I'm not trying to be annoying as Gru.
*Gru: Lucy!
*Valerie: *snap* That's it. No more talking until the speech is over. *her agents watch Gru and Lucy in a glare of contempt* Anyways, our supervisors have ordered a whole bunch of new weapons as we will be testing out the new weapons for our new missions. Once they have been shipped to our location, we'll test them all out and use them to track down villains even better. The more villains we capture, the more missions we complete on beating the clock over four minutes. We got a reason to celebrate. Let's give it up for the success of a new mission you guys succeed today which make it thirty completed missions in total in one week. You guys are hitting a milestone there. Balloons and music please!
*Everyone: *throw the balloons with party music with "All I Do Is Win" by DJ Khaled playing in the background*
*Gru: A celebration? Sweet! We're going to party like party people in the club!
*Lucy: This is what we offer?
*Valerie: Yes. You all deserved a big break.
*Lucy: Woo hoo! Are you going to pay us for trying to annoy you during your speeches?
*Valerie: No. But for fighting villains, yes. Have all the fun you want. But don't make a mockery out of me.
*Lucy: Alright. We must be on a roll today.
*Gru: I love the job shifts you offer us Valerie on weekdays.
*Valerie: Thank you. I will give you more jobs and more hours of work on the next incoming days.
*Gru: Yes!
*Lucy: She's going to make us work overtime. Is she?
*Gru: Of course not. We'll never clock out late and get underpaid like the poor people at poor jobs.
*Lucy: We're lucky to have this job and we're proud of what we have contribute to the agency.
*Valerie: I love all my people at work. Pro-agent for life!
*Gru: Thank you! Since we're at the end of the day, look like we should be heading home for breakfast.
*Lucy: Time to wrap up the day with the Sun up.
(After work, Gru and Lucy ride on their jet packs out of the A.V.L. ship, flying all over the skies by the time the sun is up)
*Gru: Ya ha ha! Time's up!
*Lucy: Woo! We're free!
*Gru: Calling a day with flying rockets!
*Lucy: We just clocked out! What do you want from Valerie? Cheese and sprinkles?
*Gru: No food service. I thought at first we were going to get fired again, but we kept our jobs as we live!
*Lucy: Nothing can stop us from our goals.
*Gru: Who says making less money is killing the work force? We are born to work overnight.
*Lucy: Protecting cities and communities.
*Gru: We should be heading home right now cause the Sun is up and we have to feed the girls for breakfast.
*Lucy: You hire two Minions to watch over the girls for the night.
*Gru: Yeah. That's why they put the girls to sleep so the Minions can wake them up in the morning, just to wait for us to come back and have some breakfast.
*Lucy: I see all the deals we make. We're going to catch up with them right now at home.
*Gru: Right. Next stop, the house!
*Lucy: With full gas and speed ahead. *zoom with Gru with their jet packs*
(Gru and Lucy continue to fly with their jet packs as they return to the house by landing on the grass as Kyle, a piranha-like dog is seen peeing on the grass by the time Gru and Lucy open the door, entering the house as we see the girls playing with the Minions on the sofa with Lucky, a unigoat chewing on a ball)
*Gru: Girls, we're home!
*Margo: Dad, you're home.
*Agnes: How was work?
*Edith: I heard you worked overnight like you stayed up all night like a slumber party.
*Gru: Oh, work is a lot fun. We beat up bad guys, freeze the criminals in thin ice and arrest the robbers from breaking in stores.
*Lucy: Crime is always around the world, but it doesn't stop us from saving the world as fast as we can.
*Edith: Working overnight is a lot of hard work.
*Gru: Yeah. I even miss my nap.
*Lucy: We both miss our nap Gru. You're not the only one.
*Gru: I hate every time when our job starts at 12am, that's when everyone is going to bed and we have to work at midnight to fight crime all over the world like what our boss told us to do. Even when we finish work on the clock we're suppose to end, the Sun is already up around the time for breakfast. And I mean it! I even have a midnight snack during break and it sucks.
*Lucy: You really need a day off. Why not have a break and celebrate with breakfast?
*Gru: We all needed a break. Everyone need a break from working hard. Breakfast is my favorite word! Come over to the kitchen girls, we're going to have some breakfast for a brand new day! Let's go!
*Agnes: Yay!
*Edith: Make some orange juice.
*Carl: *head to the kitchen with Tim* (Ya!)
*Tim: (Woo!)
*Margo: I'm hungry for a waffle.
*Lucky: *walk to the kitchen and make goat sounds* Bah!
*Lucy: We're going to cook something yummy. Be seated while we cook the food for you.
(The background song "Fun, Fun, Fun" by Pharrell Williams plays as the girls and two Minions head over to the kitchen with Gru and Lucy. Gru is dressed like a chef as he cook the eggs in a pan, flipping them around and pass out each scrambled egg on the sides as he prepared the bacon stripes, waffles and pancakes with Lucy preparing some smoothie on a blender machine.)
*Lucy: Time to make some banana smoothie. *blend the bananas in a blender to make banana smoothie*
*Carl: (Banana!)
*Tim: (Mmm.)
*Gru: *toast the bread and finish cooking the pancakes, waffles bacon strips* Order up!
*Margo: Ahem! You're close to the counter.
*Gru: Oh, sorry. Thought it was a fast-food restaurant like Zarelli's. *pass out the bacon stripes, waffles and pancakes*
*Lucy: *pour the banana smoothie on each cup* Breakfast is served.
*Gru: *try to grab the bread out of the toaster* Ow ow hot hot hot. *place the bread on the plate* Ooh, I thought I dropped them.
*Margo: You just toasted them Dad. That's why it's going to come out hot for a bit after preparing.
*Gru: You don't have to remind me Margo. I know what to do, so let's eat up and enjoy the day. *eat the pancakes*
*Carl and Tim: *drink the banana smoothie together* (Ah.)
*Lucy: This taste like food heaven.
*Agnes: Best meal in a long time.
*Edith: I wish I can have more of this delicious meal.
*Gru: Hey, didn't I already made the food for you?
*Edith: Oh dad. It's just an expression for what we want next.
*Margo: You're one of a kind. I can see why you're a hard caring dad.
*Gru: What? I went from supervillain to superhero. Look at me now, I'm a top secret agent man from the agency!
*Lucy: You must be dressed like a chef.
*Gru: Kiss the chef.
*Agnes: More like kiss the cook.
*Carl: *close his eyes and do his kisses*
*Gru: Carl, why are you closing your eyes for? Is there something you want to tell us?
*Carl: *shook eyes* (What? No. I'm fine.)
*Gru: Proud family in business. Great breakfast this is.
*Lucy: We love you Gru.
*Margo: Thanks for protecting us after all these years.
*Gru: I love to make my people proud, even you always annoy me, i always take granted for your rewards.
*Margo: Aw.
*Lucky: *eat some bacon strips on the floor* Bah!
TO BE CONTINUED
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