The Lounge of Losers

The Lounge of Losers is the twenty-second episode of Total Drama SBFW. It aired December 21, 2019, and was written by Purple133.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Alex standing in front of a building called The Lounge of Losers)
Alex: Welcome to the lounge of losers loyal viewers!
(Waluigi drags Bot up to the entrance)
Bot: Does this place sell spiked lemonade?
Waluigi: Shut up this is a special episode about the losers. WAH!
Alex: So this is where the losers come.
(The lounge has neat red couches with a gaming center, pool table, soft serve machine, hot tub, and more)
Alex: So let’s talk to the first person voted out, Lock.
(Cut to Lock sitting on a couch while wearing a tuxedo)
Lock: Yeah, I’m proud of my game. Sure I got dead last, but I did purchase this nice tuxedo from Travis.
Travis: I never put it up for sale?
Lock: Gotta blast!
(Lock runs away)
Alex: Let’s check in on one of our fan favorites, Ian!
Ian: MOTHAFUCKA WHY AM I HERE. SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE.
Alex: So Ian how would you describe your stay in the lounge of losers?
Ian: The bartender don’t seem to care about me being underage or anything. Hehehehe
Alex: Alright let’s go check in with everybody’s favorite, Elli!
Elli: I want to die.
Alex: Elli, you only became a well known person on the show because of a controversy in the episode you were eliminated in. What are your thoughts on the situation? 
Elli: Somebody needs to die.
Alex: Are you okay?
(Alex just now notices Elli’s hair is dyed black and she’s wearing a black sweater)
Elli: I’m just going to leave.
Jasbre: Hey.
Matchy: Hey.
Alex: Okay you two seem stable so I’ll ask you questions. 
(Travis comes over)
Travis: Sup. Heard my name?
Alex: What? Okay so um Matchy you got back in and out right away. Does that make you angry?
Matchy: Surprisingly, no. I had time to evaluate my mistakes. 
Alex: Jasbre?
Jasbre: Uh yeah evaluating mistakes mhm.
(Cut to Jasbre in his bedroom crossing Matchy’s name off a piece of paper titled “Guilty List”)
Jasbre: Huehuehuehue.
Alex: Travis you were one of the biggest losers this season. How do you feel about it?
Travis: Eh, it’s whatever. Rocky burned out harder then I did.
Jasbre: Yeah that’s for sure I would have expected him to do so much better.
Rocky: What?
Jasbre: Yeah man.
Travis: Imagine jacking off in class.
Rocky: Sounds stupid.
Jasbre: Huehuehuehue.
Matchy: GUYS COME ON!
Rocky: Imagine getting yourself taken out in a reality tv show.
(Everybody stares at Rocky)
Rocky: I WAS ROBBED!
Alex: Yeah so right now who do you think will win?
Travis: Well it won’t be that creep Dan. Or that idiot Joey. Or Image, she’s too strange. And Joey? No way!
Alex: So Purps?
Travis: Yes, he is the only slightly normal person left.
Jasbre: I completely agree, but Joey is normal too. He could probably pull off a win.
Matchy: My money is on Joey. He’s so savage.
Rocky: Personally I think it’ll be Image or Joey. They’re both cool.
Alex: So you’re all in agreement that Dan won’t win?
Matchy: Yes.
Alex: Cool. I’m going to go check in with Polar.
(Alex walks to where Polar should be, but the gaming chair is empty)
Alex: Oh yeah. Um let’s go check in with Para and Granite:
Granite: Oh hello.
Para: Granite and i have had a long history here.
Granite: See I was the main reason Para got out. 
Para: And when I showed up, I yelled at him.
Granite: A lot.
Rocky: It was a lot.
Matchy: I went to my desk and cried.
Granite: Guys shut up.
Para: Yeah, after a while we became friends again.
Granite: Best friends.
Para: Yeah. and nothing will ever split us apart.
Granite: Wait wh-
FD: No homo tho. I’m gonna go drink some more now. And also cry.
Alex: Well how about we go check in with our hero and our villain, Golf and SBCA.
SBCA: I was called.
Golf: Sup. I mellowed out.
SBCA: I like being mean. It’s freaking hilarious.
(Elli walks past and SBCA trips her)
SBCA: Hahahahha
(Elli stands up and impales SBCA’s leg with a pencil)
SBCA: OH DEAR GOD. OH SHIT FUCK SHIT AWWSLIFPWJFOFJFKFK
(TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY)
Crazy: Yeah so that’s how I ended up with a bronze appendix. O hey cameraman!
Alex: Nice. 
Cici: Yeah so why are we the last two people you came to see?
Alex: Um well um
Cici: HMMMMM?!
Crazy: o
Alex; I dunno actually. 
Crazy: o
Cici: Well this is gay.
Crazy: Yeah man I actually love it here. I’ve gotten time to write my novel. “An Infinite Life” 
Cici: What’s it about?
Crazy: This guy who’s infinity plus two years old. It’s good I hope.
Cici: Yeah okay.
Alex: Waluigi! Get over here with the announcement!
Waluigi: WAH! Okay!
(Cut to everybody sitting on couches with Waluigi standing on a table)
Waluigi: Alright so the announcement. You guys get to choose one of the final five to be eliminated and come join you here!
Crazy: o
Elli: Cool.
Jasbre: That’s game changing and doesn’t stick to the formula.
Matchy: GUYS WHERE DID MY DESK GO
Bot: Immature asshole. where’s polar?
Alex: Absent. Alright so uh just say who you think should come join you here. Your choices are Dan, Image, Joey, Purps, and Vanessa. Vote now!
Lock: Well I vote Purps because he ignored me.
Alex: Not even going to ask about your logic there.
Travis: I also vote Purps. Damn fool deserves to come here and challenge me to a game of Monopoly.
Alex: Once again, not gonna ask.
Rocky: I would also like to cast a vote for Purps. I just want to see the look on his face.
FD: I also vote Purps because I know he voted me out. Also he just deserves a goddamn break. This place is chill.
Steve: I vote Purps. He believes I’m cool so he deserves to come here.
Granite & Para: Purps! Our friend!
Waluigi: He helped in taking both of you idiots out.
Para: Yeah whatever. 
Elli: Purps, I made a mistake.
Ian: I vote THAT MOTHAFUCKA PURPS. He’s a bro and deserves membership to the gym behind the lounge. 
Alex: So mostly Purps so far.
Golf: I vote Purps, he’s a good dude and really deserves a break.
SBCA: Purps because everybody else is doing it.
Crazy: Purps! My best friend! He can help me write my book!
Jasbre: I’m gonna have to go with Purps. He can finally write his goddamn FutureBob episode.
Waluigi: What?
Cici: Purps. I gotta go with Purps.
Bot: I too would like to vote Purps. He’s a cool dude and I would love to partake in the game of Monopoly that Travis will play with him.
Travis: Yeah you can join no problem. 
Alex: Alright, Purps it is.
(Cut to the elimination ceremony room, the final five all look shocked)
Purps: THEY FUCKING WHAT?!
Waluigi: WAH! Sorry bro, they voted you out.
Purps: UGH I WAS SO CLOSE!
(End of episode)
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