Captain Toad

Captain Toad is the captain of all Toads. HECK, even Toadsworth follows his commands! All he really wants is to just get some diamonds, making diamond tools, and just face the bright side. He never actually played Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker before, he just saw a commercial and thought that he had to save Toadette from a racist bird, who is evil because he is black. He forgot the name. He went insane and led an army of Toads to put a stop to damsels in distress.
Captain Toad's loss of jumping came from a Puppy that bit his feet off. He uses VERY fragile feet and would break them if he jumped so he acts extra carefully when walking. If a Toad were to step on his foot, he would get revenge and permanently kill the Toad who stepped on it.
Don't forget to mention that he HATES Hitler fans. He says that "YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE A PERSON WHO COULD'VE KILLED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IF THEY LIVED AT THAT TIME!?" He also hates Adolf Hitler himself. He once went back in time to stop Hitler's PROMOTION! by killing him, but Hitler shot him in the face but it reflected and hit Hitler so that's why he died early.
He currently has a swimming pool because he got money for killing WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky. If you tick him off by calling him evil or a loser, he'll throw gold at you and gold is heavy, so you'll probably die. 
He actually stole Scrooge McDuck's
Captain Toad currently lives in Minecraft Retirement SSSSSSenter where retired Minecraft players live. He still gets diamonds.
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