The Wes Test/Dialogues

You and your friends are getting coffee at a local cafe while helping Payton plan...
Payton: I just don't know what to do for my next party!
MC: What about Nishan's idea... um, film noir laser tag? Would that work?
Nishan: We could cosplay as hard-boiled detectives in the space age!
Payton: I'm just not feeling it.
Payton: Is it possible that I'm all partied out?
Julian: There's no way.
Wes: The world would end before that happened.
Autumn: Why not just have a simple party with snacks and games--
Payton: That's it! We can do the quiz game again! We haven't done that in a while!
Wes: Quiz game? Explain.
Payton: It's only the best party game ever! MC! You remember the Know Your Friends quiz, right?
Choice
What do you say?
   Yeah, I remember! 
   Um... what's that?
if "Yeah, I remember!" then
   MC: You quiz us about our friends and we win prizes for correct answers! It's pretty fun!
   Payton tosses a coin to you!
   Payton: You got that right! It's soooo much fun!
if "Um... what's that?" then
   Payton: It's a quiz to test how well you know your friends! And you get prizes for correct answers!
   Payton tosses a coin to you!
   Payton: Like this! Wooo! Prize!
Wes: A quiz game doesn't sound too bad.
Payton: Oh! I've got an idea! Since Wes hasn't played the quiz game before...
Payton: We should do a quiz game all about Wes!
Wes: Yeah, right. You guys can't possibly know that much about me.  No offense, but no one really knows me.
Payton: We'll see about that... at my party this Saturday! You're all invited!
Mia: I like a good challenge. Count me in! You'll be there, right, MC?
Join the party! Start the quest and find out how well YOU know Wes!
Answer questions correctly to win Coins, Books, and even Rings!
On Saturday evening, you arrive at Payton's house for her party!
Payton: Awesome! Now everyone's here for the quiz!
You settle down on the couch next to your friends as they fill up on snacks. Loud party music plays in the background.
MC: Where's Wes? Isn't this quiz all about him?
Autumn: He was here just a minute ago...
Wes: I'm over here.
Wes steps out of the shadows, looking more mysterious than usual.
Autumn: Whoa! Wes, where were you?
Wes: Oh, you know... around...
Payton pulls out a stack of index cards.
Payton: Okay, party animals! This quiz game is about to blow your minds!
Payton: As we all know, Wes is totally a mystery burrito...
Mia: What does that mean?
Payton: You know, a mystery wrapped in an enigma!
Payton: Wes has a rep for being mysterious, but is that really true? Let's find out!
Wes: Hold up. How does this game work?
Payton: It's easy! I'll ask a question, and anyone can answer. If you get it right, you get a prize! Whoever answers the most questions correctly gets a GRAND PRIZE!
Payton: And now that we all know the rules, it's time to play...
Payton: KNOW...
Payton: YOUR...
Payton: ...FRIENDS!
Payton: This is Know Your Friends... Wes edition!
Wes: Heh. It's going to be fun to see you guys get everything wrong...
Nishan: That's not happening. I've never flunked a quiz in my life, and I'm not about to start today!
Mia: Yeah, we're going to ace this!
Payton: First, let's start with some easy questions!
Payton: Question number one... if Wes were a superhero, what superhero would he be?
Nishan: Hm... well, he's no Superman.
Autumn: Ooh! I know! I know!
Autumn: He would be Batman! Secretly protecting the city of Gotham from the shadows? Totally Wes.
Payton: Ding ding ding! That's right! Now for a slightly harder question...
Payton: Why did Julian and MC first meet Wes?
MC: I've got this. We wanted to...
Choice
We wanted to...
   Plan a heist! 
   Invite him to our school! 
   Get info on anonymous texts!
if "Plan a heist!" then
   Nishan: The heist happened after you met Wes, MC.
   Julian: Autumn introduced us to Wes so we could find out who was sending the anonymous texts warning us about Max and Kara's pranks!
   Mia: That would be me. You're welcome.
   MC: Right, of course.
   Payton: That's okay! You'll do better next round.
if "Invite him to our school!" then
   Wes: I did join your school later, but that wasn't why we first met.
   Julian: Autumn introduced us to Wes so we could find out who was sending the anonymous texts warning us about Max and Kara's prank.
   Mia: That would be me. You're welcome.
   MC: Right, of course.
   Payton: That's okay! You'll do better next round.
if "Get info on anonymous texts!" then
   score + 1
   MC: Autumn introduced us so we could find out who was sending the anonymous texts about Max and Kara's pranks!
   Mia: That would be me. You're welcome.
   Payton: That's correct! Have a prize.
Wes: Okay, okay. You all know a little bit about me, but that doesn't prove anything.
Payton: Well, those were the easy questions. Now it's time for the real deal!
Nishan: I'm ready!
Wes: Questions about my type of superhero and first meetings? Color me unimpressed.
Payton: Oh, you'll be wowed soon enough.
Payton flips over another index card.
Payton: Next up... questions all about the Hearst heist!
Nishan: The heist at Hearst? Good times. Bring on the questions!
Payton: Before we could break into Hearst, we needed student IDs and a special key that Max had a copy of.
Payton: What was Wes' disguise when he stole Max's key?
MC: I remember this! I think...
Choice
What was Wes' disguise when he stole Max's key?
   Restaurant busboy!
   Hot cheerleader!
   Street magician!
if "Restaurant busboy!" then
   score + 1
   MC: Wes disguised himself as a busboy and grabbed the keys from Max!
   Payton: That's right, MC!
   Wes: Plan A didn't work so I had to go in as plan B!
   Autumn: That was pretty cool.
if "Hot cheerleader!" or "Street magician!"
   Mia: That would have been pretty hilarious...
   Payton: Sadly, that isn't the right answer.
   MC: Aw...
   Autumn: Wes disguised himself as a restaurant busboy and grabbed the keys from Max.
   Payton: Yep, that's right!
   Wes: Plan A didn't work so I had to go in as plan B!
   Julian: That was pretty epic.
Payton: Good work, everyone. Next question...
Payton: During the heist at Hearst, which team was Wes on?
Choice
Which team was Wes on?
   Team Pom-Poms, the distraction! 
   Team Eagle-Eye, the surveillance team! 
   Team Strikeforce, the break-in team!
if "Team Eagle-Eye, the surveillance team!" then
   score + 1
   MC: Wes was on Team Eagle-Eye! He and Mia kept an eye on everything from his van!
   Payton: MC's right! Wes was the all-seeing eye!
   Payton: And I was on the super cute Team Pom-Poms with Autumn and Julian!
   Julian: We were not cute.
if "Team Pom-Poms, the distraction!" or "Team Strikeforce, the break-in team!"
   Payton: Sorry, that's not it.
   Nishan: Wes was on Team Eagle-Eye! He and Mia kept an eye on everything from his van.
   Payton: That's right! Wes was the all-seeing eye!
   Payton: And I was on the super cute Team Pom-Poms with Autumn and Julian!
   Julian: We were not cute.
Payton: Impressed yet, Wes? Your friends know their stuff.
Wes: Mm, not quite.
Wes: The heist didn't happen THAT long ago. Of course, everyone remembers that.
Payton: Not to worry. I've got questions that go way back to your Hearst days!
Payton: Before Wes came to our school, he was a figure of mystery, dealing in information and secrets!
Wes: I should put that on my business card.
Nishan: Want me to print some up for you? My business cards say that I'm an 'Intergalactic Crime-fighter and Time-Traveler!'
Nishan: I know, it's pretty sweet.
Payton: Ahem! Let's get back on track, here.
Payton: Next question...
Payton: When members of the state board came to inspect our school, we played a basketball game against Hearst High.
Autumn: That was not a fun match for me...
Payton: How did Wes help us beat Hearst?
MC: Wes helped us by...
Choice
Wes helped us by...
   Coaching us in basketball! 
   Subbing in as a player! 
   Giving us Max and Kara's tells!
if "Coaching us in basketball!" then
   Mia: Nuh-uh! I coached you guys... and did a great job!
   MC: Wow, I can't believe I forgot that. You were an awesome coach.
   Autumn: Wes told us Max and Kara's tells, so that we could predict their moves!
   Julian: He said that Max sticks his tongue out before he does a crossover!
   Payton: That's right!
   Payton: Better luck next time, MC.
if "Subbing in as a player!" then
   Nishan: Wes was still at Hearst. How could have have played on our team?
   MC: I guess you're right...
   Autumn: Wes told us Max and Kara's tells, so that we could predict their moves!
   Julian: He said that Max sticks his tongue out before he does a crossover!
   Payton: That's right!
   Payton: Better luck next time, MC.
if "Giving us Max and Kara's tells!" then
   score + 1
   MC: Wes gave us tips on how to beat Hearst.
   Julian: He said that Max sticks his tongue out when he's about to crossover from one hand to the other!
   Payton: You've got it, MC!
Wes: Wow, that was a while ago. How did you remember that?
Payton: We know all about you, obviously!
Nishan: Admit it. You're not really a figure of mystery.
Wes: Nah. All that stuff Payton asked about... that's public knowledge. You guys were there for that, too.
Payton hurriedly shuffles through her index cards.
Payton: Aha! Let's move onto our final... and most difficult round of questions!
Payton holds up several index cards.
Payton: These questions will focus on details about Wes, stuff that isn't public knowledge!
Wes: Whoa, whoa. Details? What kind of details?
Payton: Oh, you'll see.
Payton: I had to put on my detective cap to find out some of this stuff!
Wes: This is getting interesting...
Payton: Time for the challenge round! Ready for these questions?
Nishan: Hit me with 'em!
Payton: What sort of pet does Wes own?
Nishan: He's got a dog, right?
Autumn: Wes owns a cute bulldog named Macbeth!
Payton: That's correct! Here's an even harder question...
Payton: What is Wes' favorite shampoo?
Wes: Wait, how did you find that out? Did you sneak into my shower?
Payton: A magician never gives away her secrets. So, does anyone know the answer?
Julian: Wes uses Manly Spice shampoo. He lent me some once during a camping trip.
Nishan: Is that how he maintains his luscious locks? Maybe I should look into this 'Manly Spice.'
Payton: Anyway, next question...
Payton: What is Wes' favorite summer footwear?
Wes: Hold on. Who even remembers that kind of thing?
Wes: I mean, other than me.
Nishan: Wes wears flip flops in the summer!
Payton: Another point to Nishan!
Payton: For the final question, let's crank up the time machine and talk about the ancient past...
Payton: Who from our school has Wes known the longest?
MC: Hmm...
Choice
Who has Wes known the longest?
   Julian!
   Payton!
   Autumn!
if "Julian!" then
   Julian: That's impossible, MC. I met him at the same time that you did!
   MC: You guys are such good bros that I thought you guys were old friends.
   Julian: Makes sense.
   Autumn: Actually, it's me! I've known Wes the longest!
   Payton: That's right! Wes and Autumn have enough history to fill a textbook.
   Autumn: Well, we were classmates at another school, even before Hearst.
   Wes: You could say we've been surviving high school together for quite some time now.
if "Payton!" then
   Payton: It's true that we used to go to the same school, but we didn't really know each other...
   Wes: I'm a loner and Payton's a social butterfly. Our paths didn't really cross.
   MC: Aw, I thought I had the right answer. So who is it?
   Autumn: It's me! I've known Wes the longest!
   Payton: That's right! Wes and Autumn have enough history to fill a textbook.
   Autumn: Well, we were classmates at another school, even before Hearst.
   Wes: You could say we've been surviving high school together for quite some time now.
if "Autumn!" then
   score + 1
   MC: Wes has known Autumn the longest! She was the one who introduced us in the first place.
   Payton: That's totally correct!
   Payton: Wes and Autumn have enough history to fill a textbook.
   Autumn: Well, we were classmates at another school, even before Hearst.
   Wes: You could say we've been surviving high school together for quite some time now.
Wes: How do you guys know all this stuff about me?
Autumn: Wes, I've known you since forever.
Wes: Okay, it's not surprising coming from you. But everyone else? Weird.
Julian slaps Wes on the shoulder.
Julian: Lighten up, man! That's how the friendship thing works. We know each other.
Wes: I guess so...
Payton: Everyone did great on the quiz today, as I predicted.
Payton: I mean this quiz is called Know Your Friends... and we know our friends!
Julian: Maybe we should have called this game 'Know Your Wes!'
Mia: No offense, but that's a terrible name.
Nishan: Admit it, Wes. We've got you all figured out!
Wes: Fine, you're right. I guess I'm not such a mystery, after all.
Wes smiles sadly and silently slips out of the room.
Autumn: Where's Wes going?
Mia: To the bathroom? How would I know?
Payton: The bathroom isn't that way...
MC: Uh, I'll go check on him.
You find Wes sitting outside on the front porch, gazing up at the starry sky.
Wes: MC. I should have known you'd come find me.
MC: Yeah... why are you out here?
Wes: Just getting some fresh air.
You and Wes sit together in silence, until...
MC: Look, Wes. I know all this must feel strange. You're used to keeping to yourself and now, you've got these people who know all about you--
if MC is dating Wes then
   Suddenly, Wes leans down and kisses you on the forehead.
   MC: ...
   Wes: You worry too much, MC.
   Wes: A year ago, I might have freaked out about all these people knowing me so well, but now it's different. I've changed.
   Wes: I don't mind letting people get close to me now. I used to think it made me more vulnerable...
   Wes: But now, I feel like it actually makes me stronger. Or happier, at least.
   Wes: It's a little weird, but I'm okay with it... especially when it's you, MC.
   MC: I'm happy that I know you, Wes.
   You pull Wes into a long, lingering hug.
if MC is not dating Wes
   Suddenly, Wes interrupts you mid-sentence.
   Wes: I'm fine, MC. You worry too much.
   MC: ...
   Wes: A year ago, I might have freaked out about all these people knowing me so well, but now it's different. I've changed.    
   Wes: I don't mind letting people get close to me now. I used to think it made me more vulnerable...
   Wes: But now, I feel like it actually makes me stronger. Or happier, at least.
   Wes: It's a little weird, but I'm okay with it.
   MC: I'm glad that we're friends, Wes.
MC: Come on, let's go back inside.
You return to the party with Wes.
Nishan: You guys missed it! I caught five grapes in my mouth!
Autumn: It was pretty epic.
Payton: All right, I've got the results of the quiz. But first...
Payton: WE PARTY!
When the party winds down, Payton gathers your friends together to announce the score.
Payton: In the Know Your Friends game, everyone's a winner... but some people win more than others!
Payton: Now the grand prize winner is...
if score is at least 3 then
   Payton: MC!
   MC: Whoo!
   Payton: And here's the grand prize...
   Payton: You're...
   Payton: The...
   Payton: ...winner!
if score is less than 2 then
   Payton: Julian!
   Julian: Yes! I won!
   You and your friends cheer as Payton gives Julian the prize.
   Payton: MC...
   MC: I didn't do that great...
   MC: But hey, I had fun!
   Payton: Also, you get...
   Payton: ...consolation prizes!
   MC: Cool, I guess.
if score is 2 then
   Payton: Julian!
   Julian: Yes! I won!
   You and your friends cheer as Payton gives Julian the prize.
   Payton: And the second place winner is... MC!
   MC: I'm cool with that.
   Payton: Here's your prize, MC.
After the party, you and your friends get ready to leave...
Payton: I'd say this party was a success, wouldn't you?
MC: Yeah, we should do this again!
Nishan: There should be a 'Know Your Friends: Nishan Edition' next time!
Mia: Or a Mia edition!
Payton: All great ideas.
Payton: Let's do ALL the parties!