Halloween Quotes

:Pam: I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
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:Jim: I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go, and it's purely budgetary; it's not personal.
:Michael: AAAAHH! I'm gonna kill myself!
:Jim: Wow.
:Michael: I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!
:Jim: That's an overreaction.
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:Dwight: [On the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis... [Stops and hangs up phone]
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:Michael: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
Category:Season 2 quotes