Pelican Town

welcome to pelican town we have at least two alcoholics and our crops are great
== Tourism ==
if you visit pelican town there will be no bushes bc shane keeps getting stuck on a singular bush next to harveys
also be prepared for the cliffsides to be littered with empty alcohol cans and bottles because someone can't make his mind up about killing himself
== things to do ==
go to pierres
fuck morris (not in pierres)
fuck your husband
go back to pierres
see the same movie 5 times
forget to process the chicken eggs
panic
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