Dramcorp Letterhead Documents

== 2007 ==
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JUNE 1, 2007
ACTUALIZING THE POWER OF DYNAMIC RESEARCH
GROCERY INNOVATIONS COMPANY ANNOUNCES ADVANCED RESEARCH LABS
Las Vegas, NV:
Today Dramcorp, the innovative company behind the Omega Mart chain of grocery stores, announced the incorporation of DART, the Dramcorp Advanced Research Team. DART will "dynamically reinvent cross-dimensional technologies," said Dramcorp Vice President of Tomorroument Cecelia Dram, who orchestrated a worldwide search for the top minds in advanced research to lead DART efforts.
Of the company's new research direction, Dram said, "The incorporation of DART has been one of the proudest moments of my career. While Dramcorp has long been a leader in desire innovation, I realized that it was time to expand that mission by synergistically building holistic methods of trans-emotional empowerment through next-generation research. If we look beyond the third dimension, what will we find? With my guidance, DART will bring us answers."
To achieve this goal, DART, under the guidance of Cecelia Dram, has announced the following mission statements:
* ﻿﻿To encultivate Earth's most advanced knowledge.
* ﻿﻿To transcend Neutonian means of mechanical interconnectedness.
* ﻿﻿To research farther, harder, and more compellingly than any RaD program in the known universe.
About Dramcorp:
Dramcorp was founded by Walter Dram in 1977 as the parent company of Omega Mart.
Since then, Dramcorp has branched out into several subsidiary brands, such as Dramsportation, Dramsanto, and Dramceuticals.
== 2015 ==
January 12, 2015
From the Office of the CEO:
There are a great many things happening in the company currently, and I wanted to take a few minutes to send out a memo filling everyone in on the powerful forward momentum we, the Dramcorp higher ups and board members are feeling, and we hope you, our employees, are feeling as well.
I am sure you are all very aware that the Factory, which officially opened in 2013, has been struggling to meet its financial benchmarks. Recognizing this shortcoming gave us the opportunity to really take a look at our efforts and make success for the Factory, something we put at the forefront of our goals for this calendar year. We want to reassure everyone that this little hiccup is nothing to stress about and we still see great things for the future of this endeavor.
In the same vein, I want to formally announce that Kaz Matsumura* who has been a powerhouse in our Marketing Department since 2007 will be heading the strike to keep the factory functioning in a cost efficient manner.
After months of discussions and ideation, a plan to move our Drancorp offices to Forked Earth** was reached. This decision was reached after careful consideration by the board, as well as looking at the countless variables financially. I have great confidence that Mr. Matsumura will be just what we need to move forward.
These are big changes, and I know many of you will have questions and concerns. Ne plan on hosting a series of meetings where employees will be able to ask questions. Look for those to be scheduled here in the next few weeks. In the meantime, do not hesitate to reach out to hR with your queries.
Best,
Walter Dram
Walter Dram (signature)
CEO
*Kaz Matsumura is underlined in red with a handwritten note to "get headshots." 
**"a plan to move our Dramcorp offices to Forked Earth" is underlined in red with a handwritten note "this will raise ??"
== 2020 ==
[Letter from Cecelia to Leslie]
March 1, 2020
Mr. Feckman:
I have received your feedback around the recent portal-openings within the Omega Mart flagship store, and how they have changed your department's work-flow within the Factory. My delay in responding is due to the impending rollout of some echelon-defining DART initiatives; I trust you understand.
An influx of Omega Mart patrons into our product-creation operations create both incredible challenges and incredible opportunities.
The challenges are on you and your team to bear: keeping the machines operating properly, ensuring guest safety (including their interactions with those Source creatures you love), and maintaining quality control when all other senses of control disappear.
No need for you to worry about the "opportunities" part of the equation; I have poured significant resources into making sure we take advantage of the wealth of Human Element we can extract from our visitors. To this end, we will be installing a collection chamber called the Imprint Ingatherinator in the coming weeks. This means your employees will have to contribute significantly less Human Element per day than beforei it also ensures that the Human Element we do collect is drawn from the very pools that shop at Omega Mart in the first place. On both the sales and operational levels, this is a paradigm-shifting development.
For now, though, I thank you for shouldering these fresh obstacles with the dignity and good-naturedness I've always known you to have. I know my father would be so proud to see us doing this work, together, in harmony.
Best Wishes,
Cecelia Dram
== 2021 ==
=== January 15th, 2021 ===
Dearest Dramcorp and Omega Mart Family,
It is with great hope for the future of this company as well as a tinge of sadness that I announce my father, Dracorp CEO Walter Dram, has officially retired. He is looking forward to this new chapter of his life, to be spent enjoying new planes of existence. He wishes he could thank each and every one of you personally for your hard work and your commitment to his vision and the company.
Walter Dram was born an entrepreneur. After completing business school in 1964, Walter bought a failing grocery business and turned it into one of the most successful grocery stores in this dimension. In 1977 he Launched one of the most successful companies in the world. Over the last 42 years, Walter authoritatively revolutionized the business, the industry, and innovation itself as we know it.
As we look to the future, we see great things on the horizon for this company. Walter will always be a fundamental part of our journey, and we hope you will join us in giving thanks for his decades of service.
Cheers to you, Walter, and cheers to this new phase.
Effective immediately, I will be serving as Acting CEO.(***)
Best,
Cecelia Dram
VP of Tomorrowment
***"Effective immediately, I will be serving as Acting CEO." is underlined with red pen, with "Acting CEO" being underlined 3 times. A handwritten note says "Are you sure we want to say this?"
=== February 19, 2021 ===
Leslie,
This weekend, new automation infrastructure will be installed in the Factory. By Monday, we will be operating two machines -- the crane and the forklift -- without the need of employees. It's a custom system I self-designed that uses replicable command protocols combined with an AI interface that gradually teaches itself the proper instances and executions for high-precision Forking and craning and whatever. It's super cutting-edge and I'm really feeling myself for making it.
Anyway, I noticed this morning that you still had heavy machinery operators on your team! I'm assuming you've been busy, so I just fired both of them for you.
Your job is safe, no worries. But I am asking you to throw down your full support in these changes. Part of that is learning new codes and protocols for current and future automation projects. I'll send someone from IT to you on Monday to get that training rocking.
There will likely be push-back from certain "difficult" people within Dramcorp, and I thank you in advance for your support and backing. We both know this is exactly what Walter would've wanted. Not everybody knew Walter Like we did. And he trusted both of us from the jump, didn't he?
Later,
Kaz Matsumura
VP of Futurability