Gary Winchester Callow

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Gary Winchester Callow † was a character played by OccamsSabre.
==General Information==
Gary Winchester Callow † claimed he was the President of the United, and Non-United, Stateshttps://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyCorrectSkirretPoooound-GcpttEmhortZx0UK, however, this was disputed by his brotherhttps://clips.twitch.tv/WiseFancyPassionfruitJKanStyle-XbWgHrrBHOIhXFRw, Governor Jerry Callow. A vehement believer in the second amendment right to bear arms, Callow would frequently defend his entitlement to have his weapon drawn.
==Physical Description==
President Callow †, rest his soul, was a tall white man with graying blond hair and an air of superiority about him. He wore a light gray suit with a white undershirt and pink tie, and gray dress shoes. He had a strong all-American jaw and light facial stubble.
==Death==
Gary Winchester Callow strode into the DMV courtroom with a sense of purpose... and a gun. When asked by Sergeant Jessie "Nova" Gallagah and several others to put the gun away, he posited, "what's the difference between the courtroom and the sidewalk?" His question was answered by Sergeant Louis Bloom, who responded, "both are brandishing." This prompted another officer to clarify that "it's not brandishing, according to the law, technically" Callow assured onlookers that his weapon was drawn for purposes of either "mutually assured defense" or "mutually assured destruction." Amidst the mild chaos, mayoral candidate and bowling shirt wearer Wayne Cobert, who was accompanying Callow, announced to the room that this was the President.
Louis hovered his hand by his holster and addressed Callow, asking if he could also draw his weapon. Callow encouraged him to do so, citing his second amendment right.
"Doesn't that feel better?" — Gary Winchester Callow
"I feel way better ... I feel way safer all of the [sic] sudden." — Louis Bloom, gun in hand and audibly more relaxed https://clips.twitch.tv/PlainOriginalSwordOMGScoots-Dl7paDpUjqcbtMs2
Various members of the crowd, gathered in the courtroom for an unrelated bench trial, called for officers in attendance to take action, advocating for Callow to be shot or otherwise dealt with. Louis commented that there were "a lot of people panicking, they're threatened!" Callow returned, "I think they would all feel better if everyone just held their guns." This displeased the onlookers, and Louis insisted that he'd feel worse. "Get this guy outta here," someone cried. Callow appealed to those around him to "respect [their] country", implying that any resistance to his firearm being drawn was a threat to his position as the leader of the nation and a demonstration of disregard for patriotism.
Sergeant Bloom cautioned the presiding Judge, Gavin Joy, to be careful coming near the President, to which Joy assured him it was "human to human communication," and that he was approaching in an "amicable, nonviolent, non-threatening" manner. The judge expressed that he was confused about what was happening and why, saying he felt threatened when he saw a man enter the courtroom with a gun, and now felt confused after the ensuing talk. Callow urged the court to continue with their proceedings, assuring them he'd simply stand at the back with his gun and companion. Still, he was questioned about the necessity of having his weapon drawn, as people around him commented that some in the vicinity were "cowering in fear".
"I had to go get the gun." — Gary Winchester Callow
"I guess that's more... admirable than drone strikes?" — Louis Bloom
An impromptu debate about the need for Callow to have his firearm out developed, with each participant making increasingly strange and drastic points. The President argued that the United States maintains a stockpile of nuclear arms, to which others rebutted that they weren't kept out on full display for all to see, but hidden as an implicit threat. Somehow, Callow took this as encouragement to make a display of his power, proposing that he "should kill exactly one person", and then put the gun away. "NO," "WOAH," exclaimed the congregation. Louis queried if this was Callow seemingly claiming responsibility for a nuclear bombing, perhaps the one that had decimated the state of San Andreas 7 years in the past.
Callow addressed the crowd, asking for two volunteers, presumably for execution. At this moment, he noticed Georgia Banks, who was nearby in the public seating area of the court and had her hand raised. He pointed her out with the implication that she was volunteering, causing alarm. Raised voices filled the air, as weapons were drawn and pointed. Panicked requests from police urging Banks to put her hand down came too late, as Callow fired his gun. Immediately, both he and Cobert were riddled with bullets in the crossfire from multiple service weapons.https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmClumsyBisonGivePLZ-eoOgYacnYzHtl4xf
Sergeant Bloom holstered his weapon and attempted to resume court proceedings as Callow and Cobert were cuffed and attended to by medical personnel and Sergeant Gallagah went about collecting evidence.
"I mean, the President's brains are on the floor." — Bystander 1
"Can we get a cleanup on aisle judge?" — Bystander 2
Callow was dead, having been shot in the head; his brains literally blown out. Miraculously, nobody else was seriously injured, aside from the now-deceased President and Cobert. Louis called out to Dr. Quimbley Hayabusa and solemnly requested a therapy session for his first Officer-Involved Shooting, ensured that Banks was okay, then walked over to Callow's body and removed his driving license, pocketing it as a souvenir of the debacle.
"This is horrible, I just killed the President!" — Louis Bloom
"Sarge, you're not alone. We shot the absolute shit outta him." — Jack Burton
Court attendees made various comments as Callow's body was removed from the room, resolving the tension of the incident and closing the book on the life of the President of the United (and Non-United) States of America.
"Hey make sure you put the toupé with his body!" — Quimbley Hayabusa
"Fuck you, Mr President." — Georgia Banks
Georgia Banks flipping off Gary Callow's lifeless bodyas it was removed from court.
==Trivia==
* Sounds similar to real-world former US President Donald Trump.
* Intended to build a wall in Sandy Shores.
* Supported the mayoral candidacy of Wayne Cobert because he was "the only candidate who's talked to [him] at all about goth mommies."
* Wore a toupé, which fell off his head after he was shot.
==Quotes==
* "I am the President of the United States of- well, and the Non-United ones, but also the United States."
* "I'm checking the balances with the mutually assured destruction of the pistol in my hand."
* "Approach me in a non-threatening way and there will be no destruction of the mutually-assured type."
* "I'm a man of the law. I had to get the license and then purchase the firearm, in that order."
* "It's mutually assured destruction. Does the United States of America need nuclear weapons? Probably."
==Gallery ==
File:Gary Callow suit.png|President Callow in his suit with his gun drawn
File:Gary Callow inventory.png|Gary's personal belongings, mere moments after his death
File:Near miss Robbie.png|Robbie Turnborough next to a bullet hole from the hail of gunfire that killed Gary
==References==
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