Morphopedian Code of Honour

==The Ten Commandments==
There are certain rules that all Morphopedians must follow. They are:
#Thou shalt not troll a Morphopedian IRC Channel.
#Thou shalt not enrage thy Superior Morphopedian.
#Thou shalt not steal from a fellow Morphopedian.
#Thou shalt not join the Freenode IRC channel [ #Morph3000-banned ] unless thou art either banned from one of the Freenode IRC Morph Channels, or if thou art a Morphopedian Officer.
#Thou shalt not kill a fellow Morphopedian.
#Thou shalt not lust for thy neighbour's Television.
#Thou shalt not listen to Justin Bieber's music.
#Thou shalt not lust for thy family blood.
#Thou shalt not lust after an aged person.
#Remember: do not let a bully at your school push you around, for it will surely be the undoing of your happy future.
==The Fighter's Code of Honour==
Below is a list of rules to follow when in a fight. To disobey these rules is to disregard your own honour.
#You are to never use a weapon against an unarmed opponent, unless said opponent is more than one being.
#You are to never team up against a singular opponent, unless said opponent is armed.
#If you are an adult, never hit a child. Defend yourself if they assault you, but do not cause any injuries.
#Eye-gouging must never be included in a fight.
#Hair pulling must never be included in a fight.
#1-on-1 fights/arguments must remain 1-on-1. Keep your friends and/or family out of it.
#Biting must never be included in a fight.
#It is highly dishonourable to purposely aim for an opponents groin in a fight. If you strike the groin by accident, you must immediately apologise, or your opponent may strike you freely however many times you struck their groin.
#Using your nails to injure your opponent is strictly forbidden.
#Never fight an unarmed cripple because they're usually not strong enough to defend themselves.
#It is honourable to admit defeat. Too much pride can have negative results. If you are fighting a loosing battle where your life is not on the line, admit defeat and lose with honour.
#If a fight to the death is your only option, you may not fight dirty. If you die, you still remain your honour.
#You may only fight if it is in self-defense.
#You may only fight dishonourably if your opponent fights dishonourably, but only if your opponent makes the first dishonourable move.
==The Legendary Rules==
The following rules must be enforced regularly. Read them and memorise them.
===The Morphopedian Rules===
* It's only illegal if you get caught.
* It's only racist if you mean it. In some situations, you should say, "No racist".
* It's not gay if you say, "No Homo".
===The Ultimate Rule===
*Enactment of rape, suicide, and false claims of rape victimisation, are highly dishonourable, and Morphopedians who engage in such dishonour will go to their graves, labelled a Shol'va.
===The Golden Rule===
*For guys: It's okay when it's in a three-way. It's not gay when it's in a three-way. With a honey in the middle, it's a leeway. The area's great in a 1, 2, three-way.
*For girls: Never take more than one penis in the same hole at once.
===The Platinum Rule===
*It is forbidden to assault an infant child.
===The Three Diamond Rules===
*You should never trust a phone company that hires Indian people.
*You should never speak positively of someone without sincerity.
*You should never apologise to someone unless your apology is sincere.
==Morphopedia's Religiously Holy Food==
#Religious Toast
#Donuts of Peace
#Holy Oreos
#Holy Skittles
#Divine Popcorn
#Lasagne of the Gods
#Cookies of Destiny
#Steak of Royalty
#Pork of Religion
#Cheese of the Heavens
#Angelic Vegemite
==The Seven Deadly Sins==
#Sorrow: Do not become self-pitying, and do not self-harm.
#Fear: Fear is an illusion. Fear is not real. Fear is a choice. Chose to be unafraid.
#Stupidity: As stupidity is the result of poorly made decisions, it is a sin to make decisions which can lead to your lack of general intellect.
#Virginity: If someone with whom you wish to fornicate, feels mutually attracted to you, you must not let that opportunity pass you by.
#Over sensitivity: Your emotions can be controlled when needed, but you must learn to do this on your own.
#Anger: Do not let your anger overpower your will. Self-control is the key to survival.
#Betrayal: To betray someone is to betray your honour. Avoid it at all costs.
==Things that are Considered to Be Sinful==
#It is sinful to eat fish when it has not been battered and deep-fried. If you eat a fish the healthy way, once you enter the Afterlife. you will be molested by Santa Claus every time you sleep.
#It is sinful to respect someone who does not respect you. If they disrespect you, return the favour.
#It is sinful to take advice from a person who does not follow their own advice, making them hypocrites.
#It is sinful to make the first move in a fight. Let your enemy make the first move. Then, and only then, are you permitted rain down an unholy wrath upon your enemy.
#It is sinful to disrespect someone who doesn't disrespect you. Treat people nicely unless you are given a reason not to.
==Things to Include in your Daily Prayer==
#At the end of each prayer, conclude the prayer with "And in conclusion to our/my prayer, we/I pray this to you, our Lord, Allah-Saurus (or Raptor Jesus) in the name of the Morph, the Raptor and the Rebel Spirit. Amen."
#During February, April, September, October and December, say "Rubba Chikanz" insead of "Rebel Spirit". This shows an acknowledgement of the celebrations happening.
#Always perform a prayer like this: "Dear Allah-Saurus (or Raptor Jesus)... we thank you for [whatever you're grateful for] and we also thank you for [whatever else you're grateful for, but wasn't as important as the first set of things you were grateful for]. And we only ask for [peace on Earth, strength to quit some addiction, etc.]. And in conclusion to our/my prayer, we/I pray this to you, our Lord, Allah-Saurus (or Raptor Jesus) in the name of the Morph, the Raptor and the Rebel Spirit (or Rubba Chikanz). Amen."
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