Earth Angle

==BEGIN PROFILE:==
Subject speculated to be SPACE FLEA FROM NOWHERE, known as EARTH ANGLE. Subject has been found hovering outside of an abandoned lighthouse in [REDACTED], also known as Outpost-QT due to the residence of Subject [REDACTED] in that area; thanks to the Foundation’s inability to move it due to its imprisonment in [REDACTED]
The entity vocalyzes on a cycle of midnight to dawn. Vocalizations appear to be non-anomalous; aside from secondary neural resonances allowing “hearing without hearing,” as the location’s psychics has described it, with seemingly no secondary purpose beyond such, though further testing is required before public release.
Physical contact with the entity is not advised, neither “cloud” nor unseen . Effects on internal physiology are similar to effects on the internal architecture of the building in the Parks And Recreation Incident. Those who have been affected appear to show no ill physical signs, but fears of secondary issues regarding such treatments require us to warn both our staff and the public.
EARTH ANGLE appears fixated on the secondary subject in residence in this area, due to observed reactions when attempts are made to study the entity. Attempts at communication with EARTH ANGLE have been unsuccessful, but our staff is attempting to find a means of such.
The subject-in-residence appears to give no response to EARTH ANGLE’s vocalizations, except for on one incident on the date of [DATA EXPUNGED] where the subject-in-residence appeared to vocally harmonize with EARTH ANGLE until its ceasing upon the dawn. 
This event has not been repeated. The causes of that specific event are currently under investigation by the G.U.F.F.
==Author Commentary==
As per usual, the image came first and the story came later, though the arc-welding concept of it to the Parks and Recreation incident was a whim during the production process. And god do I hope this isn’t too derivative of its inspirations, if you can guess what those are.
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