The Year

The Year is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with The Lion King (featuring Timon and Pumbaa) and Pat and Stan. It was released on November 20, 2020.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
*Professor Chi-Chi
*Stephanie
*Emily
*Lili
*Momo
*Stuart
*Aunt Martha
*News Reporter
*Jenny
*Kion
*Bunga
*Fuli
*Ono
*Beshte
*Rafiki
*Simba
*Thanos (mentioned)
*Darkseid (mentioned)
*Feather God (mentioned)
==Transcript==
(At the Hakuna Matata Falls, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat, Stan and Professor Chi-Chi are with the animals with Simba in the lead in the Hakuna Matata Club)
*Timon: We have everyone. Good. Now let's begin. Hi everyone, welcome to the Hakuna Matata Club.
*Pumbaa: Today is a bright sunny day.
*Pat: It's always sunny in the breeze.
*Stan: I wish it was cold enough.
*Chi-Chi: All jokes aside. Thank you all for coming. This year has been exhausted.
*Simba: You guys are tired of being in your timeline?
*Pat: This year has been tough for us, but we are going to learn a thing to cheer you all up.
*Timon: Today we are going to be learning about gravity.
*Pumbaa: Gravity is what make the ground fall.
*Pat: With gravity, the things fall down. Without gravity, the thing would float like in mass space.
*Bunga: What do you mean by gravity?
*Timon: Ah ha. I can tell. What does this rock can do in gravity. *make the rock fall* Fall.
*Pumbaa: That's how gravity works in reality.
*Ono: What if we don't have gravity?
*Pat: Then we would be floating in mid-air.
*Stan: That's what we called anti-gravity.
*Chi-Chi: If there is gravity, we would be standing on land. If we don't have gravity, we would all be floating away.
*Ono: The birds can fly. We don't have a problem with that.
*Fuli: We know that Ono.
*Ono: What is my point on being a bird?
*Chi-Chi: And that's how the concept of gravity works.
*Simba: Just like when the Circle of Life give us power to open the skies and roam the trees.
*Timon: We become the grass, then become spirits.
*Chi-Chi: Oh well, i got a big schedule coming up. Thank you all for coming.
*Beshte: Well that was short.
*Timon: We're a bit of a hurry. Now you know how gravity works in the Pride Lands.
*Simba: It's a honor to have you guys over.
*Rafiki: Ha ha ha. You look beyond what you see in gravity mode.
*Pumbaa: Look at the ant hill.
*Stan: Don't eat the ants with the hill.
*Pumbaa: Sorry.
*Chi-Chi: It's a wrap up. Thank you all for coming.
*Kion: You're very welcome you guys.
*Simba: Alright my friends, it's time to go back into our businesses.
*Kion: Me and the Lion Guard are going to be looking for animals to help.
*Bunga: We'll be on the lookout for those pesky hyenas.
*Pumbaa: Good luck saving the Pride Lands, Bunga.
*Bunga: You too Pumbaa.
*Chi-Chi: Let's go back to the lab.
*Timon: Adios.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat, Stan and Professor Chi-Chi stand on the platform and warp into Professor Chi-Chi's lab at the Animal World)
*Chi-Chi: We are back.
*Timon: Man, we knew 2018 can give us all the good stuff.
*Pat: At least, we talked about gravity.
*Stan: What does gravity make a difference?
*Chi-Chi: You stand on the ground. Without it, you'll be floating like a balloon.
*Pat: You wanna see a trick on gravity?
*Chi-Chi: Oh sure. A trick would be great than a peas popping out of the skin.
*Pat: Here it goes. *use a cup to break it on the floor*
*Chi-Chi: What the? What did you do? Are you going to teach the Pride Lands to break cups?!
*Pat: I didn't do that? Gravity did.
*Chi-Chi: What?!
*Timon: If there was gravity, it would hit against the ground. If there was no gravity, it would just go away.
*Chi-Chi: It wasn't gravity. You guys did it. Stop saying it was gravity. There is no person named Gravity!
*Timon: Wait wait wait, you don't get what we learned in class. I'm going to show you what gravity is.
*Stan: Timon.
*Pumbaa: What are you doing?
*Timon: *stand on the table* Take a look. *drop the cup and break it*
*Chi-Chi: Timon, stop breaking the darn cups!
*Timon: I didn't break it. It was gravity. Gravity did it!
*Chi-Chi: You the one that broke it. There is no darn gravity, or Thanos, or Darkseid, and Feather God! Stop telling me gravity did it, you broke it!
*Timon: You know what? We're going to tell Stephanie about gravity.
*Chi-Chi: Oh, you're breaking my nuts. You better tell Stephanie about this and get out of my lab.
*Stan: What have 2018 become? You guys are about to take it seriously.
*Pumbaa: Come on, we don't want to be on a rush.
*Chi-Chi: Thanks a lot for ruining my day. I would rather have clones out of you to do stupid things while i'm busy for work. 
(At Stephanie's house, Stephanie is drawing a painting of a grass hill)
*Stephanie: One make a perfection.
*Timon: *came by the room with his friends* Hello Stephanie.
*Stephanie: Ah! What are you guys doing here? Aren't you suppose to knock before entering?
*Pat: We did knock? But no one was there. So we came by the door to take a look.
*Stephanie: I have the neighbors do that when they come. What's up with you guys?
*Stan: Stephanie, wanna know what we did at the Hakuna Matata club today?
*Stephanie: Oh yes. I would love to hear about your recap.
*Timon: We have learned everything about gravity.
*Stephanie: Ooh, isn't it like a life of form and hit through the ground?
*Pat: We stand on gravity. Without it, we would be floating like paper.
*Stan: All of this stuff are in gravity.
*Pat: *take out a vase* See Stephanie. This is your favorite vase.
*Stephanie: Oh yes. One of a kind.
*Pat: Huge.
*Stephanie: Unique, smart, still and it would crush my soul if it would ever break.
*Timon: Like cooking hot dogs on a campfire.
*Pumbaa: And a trailer park pizza pie.
*Pat: Okay, that does it. *drop the vase on the floor and break*
*Stephanie: *scream* Pat! What did you do to my vase?!
*Pat: I didn't break it. Gravity made your vase break.
*Stephanie: You're trying to be funny. How could you?!
*Pat: I'm sorry. We should have done this outside.
*Stephanie: You're far off late. Get out! All of you. And clean up the mess on the floor.
*Stan: Should we have a tea party with you?
*Stephanie: No! Get out!
*Stan: Eek! Gotta go!
*Stephanie: Thanks a lot. I'm never inviting you all again. Morons.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are outside, throwing the broken vase in the garbage)
*Stan: Pat, what did you do wrong?
*Pat: It's gravity. Gravity exist like outer space.
*Stan: You're taking it seriously. How can you end a year like this? Making it worse?
*Pat: We can tell Emily about gravity. Maybe she knows.
*Timon: She's a genius like any other scientist in the world.
*Stan: I don't agree with you guys taking gravity in a matter of a worst case scenario.
*Pumbaa: Emily will know. She will like it.
*Stan: D'oh! Now you're making us worse to end a year like this. Just stop. It used to be cool, and now it's getting overused.
*Pat: We'll stop by Emily first then catch up with Lili and Stuart.
*Stan: Aunt Martha is going to be upset about this.
(At Emily's house, Emily is preparing a sandwich as the gang knock the door with Emily opening the door)
*Emily: Hey guys, how it going?
*Pat: Ooh, you wanna know what we learn at the Hakuna Matata club today?
*Emily: Oh sure, like what?
*Stan: Don't say it.
*Timon: It's all about gravity.
*Emily: Gravity? Is it a power where you stand on the ground?
*Pumbaa: We stand on gravity. The things we break are on gravity.
*Stan: We got nothing all day, but to take it seriously.
*Pat: *grab the jar* Look at the jar.
*Emily: It's a classic looking jar. Like every other jar in the world.
*Pat: Okay. That does it. *break the jar*
*Emily: Pat!
*Pat: I didn't do that. It was gravity.
*Emily: You the one that broke it with gravity. What do i deserve to earn this?
*Stan: You blew it Pat.
*Timon: If there was no gravity, it would be floating away.
*Emily: Get out!
*Pat: I'm going to tell Lili about gravity. You don't understand what it means.
*Emily: Ugh, you're not invited to my new year party at night. Leave!
(Lili is seen gardening her carrots while the bunnies hop around the garden)
*Lili: Looking good.
*Pat: *enter the garden with his friends* Hello there Lili. The carrots are hooking up for you.
*Lili: Hey boys. Feel free to grab a apple.
*Timon: Nah. We got something to tell you.
*Pumbaa: *Momo jump on him* Aw, look at these cute little bunnies.
*Momo: *giggle and hop around*
*Lili: You got anything to say.
*Timon: You want to know what gravity is?
*Lili: Yes. Gravity is pretty much when things fall and land on ground.
*Stan: They're taking it seriously. I find it dumb than a overused joke.
*Timon: *grab a apple* This is what make gravity fall. *make the apple fall*
*Lili: Be careful with my carrots. They're about to grow within the sun in the next few days.
*Timon: They're all neat.
*Pat: I'll go tell Stuart about this gravity thing.
*Stan: You don't need to tell everyone about gravity. The world already know what gravity is.
*Pumbaa: Wait for me.
*Lili: Boys will always be boys.
(At Stuart's mobile home, Stuart prepare his chicken salad with teriyaki sauce on the kitchen)
*Stuart: One sweet chicken salad in the house. *hear a door knocking* Come on in.
*Pat: *enter the mobile home* Another day in the mobile home.
*Stuart: Hey guys, how's the club doing for you guys?
*Timon: Pretty great. We all learned about gravity.
*Stan: Let's not talk about it. You know something bad is going to happen next.
*Stuart: I just wanna hear about gravity. What does it do?
*Pumbaa: Gravity is when something break on the ground. Without it, it float in mid-air.
*Stan: You guys keep saying the same thing over and over again! That's enough!
*Stuart: Did you guys like break a rock or a coconut? *snore*
*Timon: He's snoring.
*Pat: I know what i can do to help. *drop a plate on the floor*
*Stuart: *wake up* Whoa. What happen? *see the broken plate on the floor* Ah! Pat, what did you do?!
*Pat: It was gravity who break it.
*Stuart: What the? That was you who did it!
*Stan: Ha ha. Serve that right Pat.
*Pat: Shush it Stan. If there was no gravity, it wouldn't hit the ground.
*Stuart: You boys get some cleaning. I am very disappointed in you all. Get out!
*Pat: I'm sorry Stuart. I just wanted to give you a heads up that gravity exist.
*Stuart: You're making my year worse than the last bad year in- *snore again*
*Pat: 2016 much?
*Stan: Clean the plate and throw it into the garbage can.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan throw the broken plate into Stuart's garbage outside)
*Pat: Man. What a total waste.
*Pumbaa: We broke a lot.
*Chi-Chi: Well well well, what did you guys break this time?
*Timon: Gravity done it again.
*Chi-Chi: Oh my gosh, you're still in this gravity thing? Stop saying gravity broke it, you guys did it.
*Stan: Except for me, they're still taking it like it's a matter of use.
*Chi-Chi: Serve that right. Now stop breaking things for the end of the year.
*Pat: Oh my gosh, Chi-Chi, you're so stupid you don't even know what gravity means.
*Chi-Chi: I would like to pray on the year for how bad you guys are becoming for the end of 2018.
*Pat: You know what Chi-Chi? I don't wanna have this gravity talk with you anymore. We're just going to mind our own business and hang out in the city.
*Timon: Go play gravity with the rocks while you're at it.
*Chi-Chi: Grrrrr, you just learn that from the club. It's science, not a political statement.
*Stan: Ugh, i hate politics.
*Chi-Chi: I need to take a break.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are walking into the streets and heading into the cities)
*Timon: What's up with everyone today?
*Pumbaa: Everyone is getting scared of the gravity concept.
*Pat: This year is ending worse than you could imagine. I wish 2018 can reverse the effects that caused the breaking stuff from gravity.
*Stan: Oh my gosh. The years are not gods! What point of gravity do you not understand? You guys started all of this.
*Timon: Everyone in the Pride Lands love it. But in your world, you guys are hating on it like the world is going to break down on a meteor strike.
*Stan: You guys don't know what the real concept of gravity is.
*Pumbaa: Look at us walking. That's gravity!
*Stan: Ugh, we shouldn't teach gravity in class. Why can't we learn about driving cars?
*Timon: In our world, we don't drive.
*Pumbaa: Timon use me as a ride like riding on a car.
*Pat: Safety protocol.
*Stan: *facepalm* Give me a break.
(Aunt Martha came by by stopping her car to see the boys)
*Aunt Martha: Hey Patrick and Stanley, i didn't see you walking with the meerkat and warthog.
*Pat: Good day we're having.
*Stan: It is terrible.
*Aunt Martha: Aw, cheer up. Look at the bright side. More good things will happen during the day of your luck.
*Timon: We learned about gravity.
*Aunt Martha: Gravity? Oh, I know what it means. It's a natural phenomenon by which all things with mass or energy including planets, stars, galaxies, and even light are brought toward one another.
*Pat: It's also known as gravitate.
*Stan: Come on. Why are we still talking about this gravity stuff?
*Pat: Watch this. *drop a rock on the ground* That's gravity to you.
*Aunt Martha: Ooh, nice. I used to learn all of this gravity stuff when i was in third grade.
*Stan: Third grade? Gravity my butt.
*Aunt Martha: I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your day. Peace out.
*Pat: See ya Aunt Martha.
*Aunt Martha: Ciao. *drive*
*Timon: Okay, let's go hang out in the city and rock some fun.
*Pat: I got money.
*Stan: Finally, now we don't have to talk about this gravity nonsense at last.
*Pumbaa: I'm going to buy me a water bottle for a dollar.
*Timon: Huh? Where's my money.
*Pat: You don't have any Timon.
*Timon: What? Why didn't you give me some?
*Stan: No money, no pay.
*Timon: What? Even Pumbaa have one dollar for himself.
*Pumbaa: I got it during a bet in class.
*Pat: Sorry Timon. I guess you're broke for the day. You can hang out if you want, but can't buy anything without some ooh-la.
*Timon: I got no money. Oh well, i stink.
*Pumbaa: Let's hang out for fun.
*Pat: Good day for all of us.
*Stan: At least this day isn't turning bad after all.
*Timon: I'm a conker.
(The background song "I Got No Money" by Parry Gripp plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan hang out in the city. Pumbaa, Pat and Stan run to the clothes shop for their excitement as Timon slowly walk in the store, bumping on a table's stick. At the supermarket, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan enter the place as the bear manager look at him as curious.)
*Bear Manager: Hello, may i help you?
*Timon: It's plain to see that i have no money.
*Bear Manager: Then why are you even here for?
*Timon: Nah. *walk away*
*Bear Manager: Whatever. Next in line please.
*Timon: *look around, see a meerkat girl, wink a her, but she keep on going, no doubt in his mind* Bummer. I need her attention.
*Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: *sing on the kaokaroe machine*
*Timon: *trip on the wet floor* Not this wet water trap.
*Cat Janitor: Wet floor. You trip and you just blew it for yourself.
*Timon: *peek at the window, seeing animals watching a flat screen of a old cartoon show with two rats beating each other out*
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Timon: I got something to say. *rush to the IPhone section, jump on the table and press the speaker app to make an announcement* Uh, attention everyone, i would like to make an announcement that i got no money for the day.
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Pumbaa: He got no money.
*Pat: That's what 2018 is for.
*Stan: My god. We talked about this.
*Pat: It's better than the gravity thing.
*Stan: Dude.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are walking outside of the city, taking a look at the ice cream parlor, rush in line as they are the first four to get in line)
*Timon: One chocolate chip scoop please.
*Monkey Parlor: Uh? You have no money sir.
*Timon: What? How do you know.
*Pat: Too bad Timon. You're out of luck.
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Timon: Come on. All you do is make fun of me and that's it. I had enough.
*Pat: *grab Timon and use him as a slingshot* Sweet Dreams. *shoot Timon to the sky*
*Timon: Ah! *crash to the garbage can of the alley* Oh no, not the garbage dump. I've been out worried. No no no, i suck.
(The background song end as Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are sitting on the bench, watching the cars moving in the city road)
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
*Pat: Best day ever.
*Stan: This is like the biggest city i've ever been to. We should do a lot of fun like golfing, bowling and going to the movies.
*Pat: Meh. There's nothing to watch at the movies.
*Pumbaa: They don't make movies like warthogs that often.
*Stan: I'm sick of movie remakes. This is something that no one should watch or a sequel to a bad movie nobody likes.
*Pat: I got an idea. Let's go to the mall and eat at the biggest food plaza ever.
*Stan: Great idea. I should eat a bunch of french fries and noodles at the stack.
*Pumbaa: I hope they sell grubs there.
*Pat: Ooh, i'm going to eat a bunch of cheese pizza and eat a banana sundae.
*Pumbaa: Wait, where is Timon?
*Stan: I thought he was depressed at the moment when he had no cash.
*Pat: We need to find him. We're eating at the mall.
*Pumbaa: Something to cheer him up.
*Stan: He's everywhere. Walking lonely and got nothing to buy.
(Back with Timon, Timon is seen walking in the streets, lonely without any money)
*Timon: No high fee for a meerkat. I guess i'm going to go live under the bridge on my own. *clean his eyes* What the? Wait a minute. *look at the meerkat girl walking in the street* Hey, that's the same girl from the supermarket. I must get her attention.
(While the meerkat girl is walking, Timon stop by, holding a leaf to the meerkat girl)
*Timon: Hello there beauty, would you take this leaf as a honor?
*Meerkat Girl: Uh? No. You're too small and short.
*Timon: Wait, come back. I work at a camp site.
*Meerkat Girl: Oh really? What did you do at camp?
*Timon: Well, i work from home, teaching kids about guard duty, searching for food and hunting on our own to shoot on bugs.
*Meerkat Girl: I thought predators hunt for bugs.
*Timon: You're the smartest girl i've ever met.
*Meerkat Girl: You're like the smallest meerkat i've ever seen.
*Timon: By the way, i'm Timon. What's yours?
*Meerkat Girl: I'm Jenny.
*Timon: Jenny? I remember owning a pet rock with a name like Jenny. But i lost my pet rock ever since i accidentally drop it on a water pond.
*Jenny: It's okay. Do you mind hanging out to eat?
*Timon: I don't have money. I'm broke.
*Jenny: Wait a minute, aren't you the same guy from the store?
*Timon: Uh, no. There was a guy who look like me. He's a wimp in the face and he smack the grubs like a tree stump.
*Jenny: Anyways, take a look at this fancy restaurant. Maybe we can eat outside.
*Timon: You have money?
*Jenny: Oh sure. Come along.
*Timon: Yes! I knew i was going to hang out with a girl from another world. And she has money.
*Jenny: Are you talking to yourself?
*Timon: Uh, no. I was talking to the audience.
*Jenny: A bunch of people are starring at the TVs at the store, watching some football.
*Timon: Who play football nowadays?
*Jenny: I thought it was soccer at first with the round ball.
*Timon: Or a oval-shaped ball that look like a smashed ball with a tiny sharp.
*Jenny: Let me go with volleyball and softball. They're the same time.
*Timon: Rhymes with two.
(Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are still searching for Timon all over the city)
*Pumbaa: Timon!
*Pat: Where are you Timon?
*Stan: I hope gravity doesn't turn off the mode to make Timon float away.
*Pat: Ah, now you're talking about gravity.
*Stan: It doesn't even effect you. It's the ground. Why do you guys act like gravity use magic to break things?
*Pat: Are we like in space for something?
*Pumbaa: Ooh, i found him. Over here.
*Pat: Huh? Right at the fancy restaurant where he's eating outside. I thought he was broke.
*Stan: And he's dating with a female stranger.
*Pumbaa and Pat: What?
*Stan: You got to be kidding me. He ditched us to find a mate to hang out with? This is ridiculous.
*Pumbaa: He blew us.
*Pat: Let Timon have his chill.
*Stan: I'm getting him out of there. We're going home and that's final.
(Timon and Jenny are hanging out at the fancy restaurant. They are seen eating Fettuccine Alfredo on the table with bread rolls on the side.)
*Timon: Ah, how good is this meal? What is it called again?
*Jenny: It's Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like one of the greatest pastas in the world.
*Timon: This is pasta? I love pasta. It's the first time trying it. I gotta bring my meerkat friends to try it.
*Jenny: The meerkats are already in love with pasta. They worship it like noodles and soup.
*Timon: My meerkat friends, not the whole world. Your friends are in love with this food, but my friends haven't even try it yet. The bread rolls are yummy that they taste like dinner rolls.
*Jenny: I see what you're talking about. Why not take them to the restaurant?
*Timon: But they don't know the place. I'll take them to the watering hole.
*Jenny: You're going to take them to the watering hole? To watch the animals drink water? You're silly.
*Timon: Prove it. I'm from another world and in my world, we looked like this.
*Jenny: Ooh. I didn't know worlds exist.
*Timon: Ask Professor Chi-Chi: He's the smartest rat in the whole wide world. No one can top a professor like Chi-Chi.
*Jenny: I know Professor Chi-Chi: He's one of the number one most famous scientists on the daily magazines.
*Timon: That's my type of scientist.
(Pumbaa, Pat and Stan show up to stop the date with Timon and Jenny)
*Pumbaa: Timon! We found you. We have been looking all over for you.
*Timon: Boys, why are you here? Can't you see i'm busy?
*Pat: You said you didn't have any money. You ditched us to go on a date?
*Jenny: Who are these guys?
*Timon: They're my friends. I don't know why they upset for.
*Stan: Dating a meerkat like you? Ooh, what's that smell? Is that macaroni with noodles?
*Timon: Leave my dinner alone.
*Pumbaa: It's day time. The sky is up means it's your lunch break.
*Timon: I don't know how many times we have to tell you this. I'm busy with a mate right now.
*Jenny: Could you guys cut the chase, will ya?
*Pat: Wanna learn some gravity?
*Stan: Pat, stop with this gravity nonsense. Timon, we're leaving and we mean it.
*Timon: What? I was about to finish my bread roll.
*Stan: Let's go, we don't have all day but to hang out without cash and cheating.
*Timon: Jenny, i'm sorry. The boys stopped me for a reason. I was been out a dump.
*Jenny: It's okay Timon. Sometimes, you gotta hang out with your friends a lot. Keep your focus on your point of view and have the rest of your day.
*Timon: Alright Jenny. We'll meet again next time.
*Pat: Sorry to burst you out of your date.
*Timon: You ruined my end of the year wish.
*Stan: Tell that to the year. Oh wait, they're not gods, they're timelines. Ha! You're still in the president.
*Timon: The future will never be the same. See ya Jenny. Pay for me.
*Jenny: I will.
*Pumbaa: Goodbye Jenny. Hakuna Matata to you.
*Jenny: No worries.
(Timon return with Pumbaa, Pat and Stan as they are still walking in the streets of the city)
*Timon: I was about to start a date, then you blew up my 2018 wish plan.
*Pumbaa: That's what the year is for.
*Stan: Oh my gosh, first you come up with gravity, now the whole year?
*Pat: Bad things always happen in a year. You know, good things happen and bad things happen.
*Stan: Like what? Cancelling Comic-Con?
*Pat: That'll never happen. Or else in a future pandemic.
*Timon: I'll be staying in quarantine for months.
*Pumbaa: At least, we store all the food in our logs.
*Timon: What could possibly go wrong? Cause a crime and crash each other cars?
(Two raccoon thieves are seen robbing a bank with pig police officers going after the thieves)
*Pig Police Sheriff: Stop thieves, stop!
*Timon: Aye.
*Pumbaa: Darn it 2018.
(Two cars crash each other on the road)
*Pat: Oi.
*Stan: Gravity and 2018 done it again.
(A protest mob against guns is marching through the streets)
*Timon: Oh no. It's getting on my nerves.
*Pumbaa: What's next?
(A fast-food restaurant explodes, causing on fire with people screaming and running from the fire)
*Pat: Ah!
*Stan: Let's get out of here. It's the terror.
*Timon: I think we accidentally teach gravity to the whole wide world to the year.
*Pumbaa: Why did you take my lighter away from me 2018? Why?!!!
(The boys rush back to the house, frown and confused about the threats going on around the world)
*Timon: It's all 2018 fault.
*Pumbaa: The year got nothing left to cause a serious threat.
*Pat: We break things for gravity, now we made the day worse with the bad things predictions.
*Stan: How many times do we have to say this? The years are not gods! They're timelines! What is wrong with you people? Why every end of the year, people like to call a single year the worst year ever? It doesn't make any sense according to my notebook?
*Pat: You're acting like a hypocrite right now Stan. You thought a flying flu would be spreading all over next like the Zika virus in 2016?
*Stan: Don't even think about it.
*Timon: What if there's a virus spreading on animals, making them go savage like predators and prey them all up like eating meals like pgs?
*Pumbaa: I am a pig. What if the gas virus a thing?
*Stan: Oh lord. The whole world is gonna fart on us?
*Pat: We need to shut down gravity and live out our lives forever!
*Stan: You can't do that. The years aren't gods and that's final.
*Chi-Chi: *come in the house with Stuart* Hey boys, we have been hearing all of that rumbling and complaining next door. Who is causing a scene over here?
*Stuart: Are you guys complaining about the big bad movie from 2000?
*Timon: The year make everyone lives worse?
*Pat: And it's on gravity.
*Chi-Chi: Gravity? You know that you guys have been breaking things and you think gravity did it. It just break from falling and you're the ones that do it.
*Stan: Except me. I'm the smart cookie over there.
*Stuart: They even broke my plate.
*Chi-Chi: Shame on you three. You should be put to shame.
*Timon: Hold it Chi-Chi. We didn't do all of this to happen. We saw crashes, explosions and people falling from the sky. Gravity is the one who caused us. Like when our toys, glass and things break from falling.
*Chi-Chi: I may be an idiot, but i see what you mean.
*Pat: We need to do the gravity test.
*Stan: You got to be kidding me. Doing a gravity test during the end of a bad year? You got to be joking.
*Stuart: Do the gravity test on the sofa.
*Chi-Chi: Right in.
*Timon: Be prepared. We're going to need a lot of items.
(Professor Chi-Chi lay on the sofa with Pat holding the cup with Timon, Pumbaa, Stan and Stuart watching Pat do the trick to Chi-Chi)
*Chi-Chi: Okay, i'm just laying down on my back.
*Pat: How is the smooth sofa doing for you?
*Chi-Chi: Soft like any other sofa in the world.
*Timon: Pat, you can do the gravity test.
*Pat: Take a look at this cup. *drop the cup on Chi-Chi*
*Chi-Chi: Ow, that's it. I'm calling 911 for threatening a scientist.
*Pat: Gravity done it again.
*Chi-Chi: Gravity, eh? Do it again.
*Pat: Okay. *drop the cup again on Chi-Chi*
*Chi-Chi: Ow. Gravity still work in 2018?
*Timon: One more time.
*Stan: Don't.
*Pat: It mean no worries! *drop the cup once again on Chi-Chi*
*Chi-Chi: Gosh. Son of a cheese. I knew it. Gravity is behind this again.
*Stuart: He's the one that make me snore. *snore*
*Timon: I don't think gravity make you snore.
*Pumbaa: It's his own body.
*Stuart: *wake up* Huh? What? What did i miss?
*Pumbaa: The year is making gravity make the items fall.
*Stuart: Gravity done it again.
*Chi-Chi: Darn it. This year can get any worse.
*Stan: Son of a biscuit. The years and gravity are not gods! Stop taking it seriously. You guys are even dumb than these guys are.
*Pat: Stan, let them take care of this gravity thing.
*Stan: Well they're not listening.
*Chi-Chi: *hold the blaster gun* Stuart, get your blaster gun ready. We're going to teach gravity a lesson.
*Stuart: *hold the blaster gun* I got it.
*Chi-Chi: Hey gravity, say hello to my little friend. *shoot at the walls*
*Stuart: Dead or alive, you're coming with me. *shoot at the walls*
*Timon: Keep shooting.
*Pumbaa: Don't let gravity float away.
*Stan: It's not even a thing! You guys are just playing around.
*Pat: We step on gravity, see?
*Stan: I know. You're still dumb.
*Chi-Chi: Take this gravity.
*Stuart: Eat some laser shots. *snore*
*Timon: *kick Stuart* Come on Stuart, get rid of gravity!
*Stuart: Oh, right. *shoot at the walls*
*Chi-Chi: *shoot at the pictures* Come on gravity. You're not ready to come out whatever you are!
*Stuart: Die you invisible menace!
*Pat: And now, there's a phantom menace.
*Chi-Chi: *stop shooting* Ooh, i'm tired. Can't shoot any longer.
*Stuart: This gravity thing is harder to shoot than i thought.
*Chi-Chi: You guys are right. Gravity is still making things fall and shoot everywhere. That's it. Me and Stuart are going to alert the news and you guys keep in touch on what is going on around the world.
*Timon: We'll be on it.
*Stuart: After that, we're going to take a break by watching TV.
*Chi-Chi: Give an update on the phone. We'll off to warn the world about gravity and the year.
*Stuart: We're on our way.
*Pat: Don't forget that they cause a bunch of threats all over the world.
*Chi-Chi: Come on Stuart, the world is in danger.
*Stuart: Up and away!
*Timon: See. They're going to make a news flash on gravity.
*Stan: Now the world is going to be stupid, all thanks to your so-called stupid gravity hacks.
*Pat: We need to turn on the TV to see what's going on.
*Pumbaa: Turn on the TV to find out on the news channel.
*Stan: The news is a bunch of lies. It's always the weather and politics with fraud.
*Timon: We hate that stuff.
(The news is reporting live on a serious threat called "Gravity the Invisible Menace" and "The Year")
*News Reporter: Hello. Live from the news. We are reporting a serious threat going around the world called "Gravity the Invisible Menace". Gravity is what make the things fall. It cause items and food to fall, plane crashes and it caused 9/11 on New York City in 2001. Also, it cause the explosion of the dinosaurs and the wars where the nuke bombs explode into tiny pieces. The conflict is being caused by the culprit known as "The Year". As we are cancelling this year's end of the year party, there will be no New Year Celebration on the next day. What could possibly go wrong in a year? What's next, anti-gravity on Earth?
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan react to the news about the "Gravity the Invisible Menace" and "The Year" threats going on)
*Timon: Oh brother. I knew it was going to happen.
*Pat: You see? We saved the world by telling them gravity exist.
*Stan: You made the world even dumber. Now everyone is going to find our address and arrest us into the prison.
*Pumbaa: Does that mean you're getting evicted?
*Stan: They won't know. You guys cause the news to happen that the end of the world is coming.
*Timon: Gravity is causing the end of the world, and the year.
*Stan: I know who is the real gods, it's you!
*Pat: Now i can make millions out of dollars.
*Stan: We're famous now.
*Emily: *open the door* Guys? Is anyone home?
*Pat: *show up at the door with his friends* Oh hey Emily. Sorry about the jar we just broke. We own you a apology for that.
*Emily: I just saw the news. What just happen?
*Timon: We inform Chi-Chi and Stuart to warn the world about gravity.
*Emily: You just teach that in class. Now you're taking it seriously like the ground is going to break on you.
*Stan: That's right. You're still dumb.
*Pat: Oh, i'll show you what gravity is.
*Timon: The year is going to put you on the naughty list.
*Emily: So, how does gravity works?
*Timon: You know. *drop a coin on the floor*
*Pat: Ooh, you gotta do stronger than that. *drop a vase*
*Stan: You think gravity is a god? Then the year is a god! *drop a remote*
*Pumbaa: I will slam this table to the ground! *flip a table*
*Timon: Gravity is a threat to our society! *drop the cups*
*Pat: Take that gravity! *slam the pictures on the floor*
*Emily: Ooh, spicy.
*Stan: Salty. *drop the salt*
*Pat: Sugar rush! *drop the sugar*
*Timon: *drop the plates* Oops, i did it again.
*Pumbaa: Ah! *break the big plate*
*Pat: *flip down a book shelf and a bunch of tables* Come on gravity, you're in there somewhere.
*Stan: *move the sofa* Moving like gravity.
*Pumbaa: Ah! *slam all the plates* Ugh, my back.
*Stan: Careful, it's sharp.
*Pat: You think gravity is a god?
*Stan: I get you now. Gravity is a menace! *destroy the windows*
*Timon: That does it. *kick the photos*
*Pumbaa: *break the surfboards*
*Stan: *break the vases*
*Pat: *break the jars* Shoot, i am tired.
*Emily: *drop a pencil* Gravity really exist.
*Timon: We can't defeat gravity and the year. I want everything to end right now.
*Pumbaa: Like a fanfiction being finished on time.
*Pat: Remember that fanfiction when a man married a mouse?
*Stan: Oh, i don't want to see that.
*Timon: I guess all of that breaking is making me tired.
*Emily: Everybody sit down.
*Everyone: *sit on the sofa*
*Stan: Gravity is really strong.
*Pat: We still can't beat the menace. It's really getting on my nerves right now.
*Stan: In the meantime before the world ends, how about we watch some TV? Will ya? *hold the remote*
*Timon: Don't even think about turning on the TV again. You know what is going to happen next?
*Stan: Oh yeah? You think the gravity threat is false and you guys are making a story about gravity breaking people lives? Give me a break.
*Pat: You don't get it. If the year and gravity have manners, we would tell them to stop.
*Stan: Who want to pray on the year?
*Timon: I do. *pray on the year* Dear 2018, we are very thankful about the things we break this year. A lot of bad things are happening in our minds and we make everyone think gravity is the cause of destruction. Can you please do a favor and turn off gravity for god's sake? Please and thank you.
*Pumbaa: Well deserved.
*Stan: It's not going to happen.
*Emily: It's all nonsense.
*Pat: *grab the remote from Stan* Oh give me that. I want the year to end with a big twist.
*Stan: It's not going to happen. It doesn't even exist. Even the gods doesn't even exist too!
*Timon: Drama alert.
*Pat: If gravity and the years are gods, then without them, we wouldn't even exist by floating in mid-air like what this remote can do. *throw the remote* Oh god.
*Timon: Did you see ya?
*Emily: It just float. *see the remote floating*
*Timon: Oh my gosh, i did it. I turn off gravity.
*Pumbaa: Told ya. The gravity and years are gods.
*Stan: Oh brother. You just made a dream come true.
*Pat: Everything is floating in our place.
*Stan: *look at his teddy bear Norbert floating* Norbert? Is that you?
*Pat: You still have Norbert?
*Stan: Uh, Norbert? Baby, please come down from here. The ground is not going to bite you.
*Emily: It's on anti-gravity.
*Pumbaa: *float* Why am i standing?
*Pat: *float* I'm floating.
*Stan: *float* Are you kidding me?
*Emily: *float* I can't move at all.
*Timon: *float* I'm gonna check outside what's going on. *look at the window, seeing all the things floating and people screaming from anti-gravity* It's real! We turn off gravity!
*Stan: Oh no, this is all your faults!
*Emily: I'm floating like a model.
*Pat: We can't even move all at.
*Timon: This means the universe is going to float all over the circle.
*Pumbaa: What are we going to eat today without gravity?
*Emily: I don't know. Maybe nachos and tacos for today.
*Timon: How will i see Jenny again?
*Stan: Who cares? I can't believe 2018 is becoming like 2016 all over again.
*Timon: I wish it was all a dream.
(In reality at night at Professor Chi-Chi's lab, Chi-Chi is sleeping and wake up from a nightmare)
*Chi-Chi: Ah! Bad dream. A very scary dream. What a nightmare. Look like i'm not teaching the Pride Lands about gravity tomorrow morning. I need to grab myself a midnight snack. *see a utamu on the table* Ah! Grub! Oh, it's a utamu. One of Timon and Pumbaa's favorites. Hey little utamu, come over here. I'm going to eat you as a little midnight snack. *chase the utamu* Come here! Don't go away or i'll squash you.
THE END
==Trivia==
*It was originally set to be released in 2019, but delayed to 2020.
*This story was released on MarioFan65's 21st birthday.
*The story is based on the SuperMarioLogan video "Gravity!". It also share some similarities with the video as well.
**Both Timon and Junior talk about gravity when things break in the ground.
**With The Year, the main characters talk about bad things that happen in a single year.
**Both "Gravity!" and The Year have a ending where it all take place in a dream.
**Both have referenced Thanos, a Marvel Comics villain in the story. With the short, Darkseid from the DC Comics universe and Feather God from the Crossover Omniverse Saga are also mentioned as well.
*The fact that this was all Professor Chi-Chi's dream, it was very unrealistic, as he was barely in the dream himself and he has only entered the Pride Lands a few times onscreen.
**Chi-Chi should not know how the Hakuna Matata Falls look like when the club is being occurred every day.
**On top of that, Chi-Chi doesn't know about Simba, The Lion Guard or Rafiki, even though they appeared in his dream. Chi-Chi also barely remembers Rafiki when he first enter his world in Timon and Pumbaa meets Pat & Stan.
***Chi-Chi might have know everyone in the Pride Lands as implied in Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan's Christmas in which was released the same year as the short.
**Chi-Chi does not know who Jenny is, or knew Timon meeting Jenny once. Jenny later appear in the special Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts alongside with her friends Martha, Kat and Sally in-universe.
**Chi-Chi have never met Feather God before or knew about him in the Dark Dimension despite the reference. Chi-Chi will also knew about Feather God in Movie Heroes on the Loose.
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