English

Inglés es un idioma. Las personas hablan Inglés.
Sorry, let me fix that.
English is this weird stuff that comes out of your mouth when you start talking. It was invented by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ about a thousand years ago, and it is way better than Babbleish. English is used to make words and sentences. You can do lots of things with English. You can even edit the UnAnything Wiki using English!
English is also the world's most impossible language to learn, as nobody can understand it. You, the person reading this might think you can understand English, but you don't as you're not advanced enough to understand the following:
<choose><option>Did you think it was Yanny? WELL TOO BAD IT'S LAUREL!</option><option>Did you think it was Laurel? WELL TOO BAD IT'S YANNY!</option></choose> If you don't believe me then it's YOUR fault!
== Another example of English failing ==
==A Few Words In English==
*Airplane: A flying vehicle, also known as "birdy-plane"
*Elf: Those weird guys with pointy ears.
*Fart: Stinky gas, always a good word to know.
*Fartitudinous: Synonym for Wario.
*Fight: That thing were two people beat the crap out of each other.
*The: Most used word in the language.
*Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: Our top scientists are working hard to discover the meaning of this word.
More words can be found here, and phrases can be found here also.
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