Fool's Gold

==A Poem By IRmjii==
*There once was a King from York
*Who was eating with a fork
*He sat down and ate pork
*But unfortuntely he choked on a cork
*While opening a bottle of wine with a peice of chalk
*And also while he started to talk
*Eating a peice of stalk
*Plus hearing sounds from the Hawk
*And being called a "Dork"
*For the fork was actually a spork
*The spork made out of quark
*Actually made out of Squark
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*"Will you just shut up!" Said my brother
*"God the things people say these days......"