Testimony

(証言 / Shougen) is the second drama track from The Champion album.
==Cast==
*Sho Hayami as Jakurai Jinguji
*Ryuichi Kijima as Hifumi Izanami
*Kento Ito as Doppo Kannonzaka
*Subaru Kimura as Ichiro Yamada
*Shintaro Asanuma as Samatoki Aohitsugi
*Yusuke Shirai as Ramuda Amemura
*Ryusei Nakao as Zannen Tobari
*Akio Otsuka as Zansei Tobari
==Audio==
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==Translation==
 	
 	Cheers!
 	Ch-Cheers... Aghhhh....
 	Hm? Doppo-kun, what's the matter?
 	Ghhhh... I'm s-sorry... We're finally celebrating... b-but... Aghhh...
 	Hifumi-kun, what happened to him?
 	Hahah... Well, Doppo... he lost all of his prize money in the train.
 	W-Wait, how did he...
 	I'm such a failure... I should've put them in my bag, instead of some other bag...
 	Why did you do that?
 	I told him the same thing but he didn't listen.
 	I had only a bag so I thought I could just hold it tightly... And that... that happened... Ahaha...
 	You was so careful when you got them, how that could've happen?
 	Doppo was tired, and he fell asleep in the train. I was, like, also kinda dozing off, but then we made it to our station. Doppo was so confused and we hurried to get off... And he kinda... left his bag there.
 	I see. And the train with the money departed, yes?
 	Hahaha... That's pretty much it.
 	That's... how should I put it... quite unfortunate, isn't it? If I knew, I could've just drove you two back home in my car.
 	No, you were also tired, Doctor. There's no helping it. And I chose to go back by the train myself.
 	Cheer up, Doppo! After something bad happend, there's also something good, right? Well, I'm not so sure, but still!
 	You better not talk to me about that so carelessly!
 	Doppo-kun, I can share my prize money with you, if you want.
 	...Thank you very much... But you already know that I can't accept it! I brought this upon myself, so I have to deal with this... But thank you for your consideration.
 	It's alright, it's alright! Even if you lost your money, you still have us after all~
 	Hifumi... I'd like to not to rely on others when it comes to money...
 	You don't have to hold back, okay?
 	Doctor... Thank you very much!
 	Alrighty! Shall we toast again?
Matenro 	Cheers!
 	Hahahaha, sorry Doppo, but the victory drink is a serious occasion!
 	Are you alright with tea, Doctor?
 	Yes. I can't remember anything whenever I drink alcohol after all. Today, I want to celebrate our victory with the clean head. Please, don't mind me and enjoy your drinks.
 	Thank you very much. T-Then, to forget all of the bad things today, I'll drink!
 	Heheha, I get wanting to forget all the bad things, Doppo, but today's a celebratory toast, y'know?
 	That’s right! I'll drink to celebrate and to forget all the bad things as well... That's complicated...
 	I must say, the dishes look outstanding. Did you two make it?
 	No, Hifumi did almost everything. I only peeled the potatoes and mashed it for the salad...
 	Oh? Hifumi-kun is really good at cooking, huh?
 	Hehe~ When you make meals everyday, your repertoire expands and skills will go up! Here's my work of art, zuppa di pesce! Please, eat it! Here~
 	You even make rare recipes as well? I'll give it a try then. ...Delicious! Hifumi, have you ever considered becoming a cook?
 	HAHA! Yay! Doc praised me~ There’s plenty more so go ahead and eat your fill!
 	
 	By the way, Doc, there’s a thing I wanted to ask, can I?
 	Hm? What is it?
 	Were the relationships in your old The Dirty Dawg gang always that bad?
 	H-Hifumi! Don’t ask something so rude!
 	Eh? But I’m curious! Doppo, aren’t you curious too?
 	W-well... That's...
 	See? You're curious too, right?
 	But...!
 	Doppo-kun, there's no problem. I don't want to hide it.
 	Yaay! So, how was it?
 	Let's see...
 	
 	Ramuda-kun, I'll be intruding.
 	Come in, come in! Huh? Yotsutsuji is not with you?
 	No, he has errands to run, so he won't join us today.
 	I see I see... 'Kay, Jakurai, take a seat on that sofa. I’ll bring us some drinks!
 	Sure. So, Ichiro-kun and Samatoki-kun still hasn’t arrived yet, right?
 	I think they'll be a little late! Looks like they got themselves into a battle on the way here.
 	Are they okay?
 	Jakurai! Which are you worried about?
 	Of course, the gentlemen they got entangled with.
 	Ehehe, right~! They really have some guts to butthead with those two! In any case, what will happen with them is none of our business~ Here, coffee.
 	That's too cold-hearted, Ramuda-kun.
 	Heave-ho~
 	Ramuda-kun, what are you doing?
 	Haha! Jakurai, your hair is as always so silky, it’s so nice touching it! Hehe... hmhmhmm... Hm... Can I... there. Alright! The braid is finished!
 	Braids don’t suit me.
 	Heh!? But it’s super cute! Here, mirror, take a look~!
 	As expected, it doesn’t look good on me. But I'm sure, it would suit you much more, Ramuda-kun.
 	Ehehe~ I wonder if I should let down my hair then~
 	Oh, everyone’s here.
 	Sorry, we're late.
 	Oh! It’s Ichiro and Samatoki! It’s totes alright~
 	I also just got here, so never mind that.
 	Whoa!
 	Did something happen, both of you?
 	N-no... Jakurai-san, that's us who should ask...
 	Doc... What’s up with... that hairdo?
 	Hm? Ah, you mean this? Ramuda-kun wanted to play with my hair a bit... And that's the result.
 	Awww! You untied it!
 	I mean, Ramuda and Jakurai-san are really close.
 	Ehehehe~ Me and Jakurai are “parent-friend” after all~
 	Parent-friend? I don't get it.
 	Parent... parents? Friend... pals. Ah! That’s what you meant!
 	Huh? Whaddya mean?
 	"Parent" is "oya" and "friend" is "tomo", right?
 	Yeah. Right. So what 'bout it?
 	Combine these two together!
 	Parents, friends... Ah, you mean "best friends".
 	Bingo, exactly, spot on! You two got it right, so take some candies as a reward~
 	Y-Yeah... Thanks.
 	Don’t need that shit.
 	Samatoki-sama's scawwy-
 	Ramuda, you bastard, you makin' fun of me!?
 	Hahaha! I’m not, I’m just messing with you!
 	I'll fuckin' kill ya!
 	Hahaha! I’m over here~ Catch me if you can!
 	GET OVER HERE!
 	Seriously, Samatoki-san's so easy to combust.
 	By the way, Ichiro-kun, I heard this from Ramuda-kun, you two had a battle, right? By looking at you two, it seems you aren't wounded but are your opponents okay?
 	Ahaha, well, we made it to the alley in the middle of it, so I guess they should be okay.
 	Ichiro-kun, I won't tell Samatoki-kun, but you can be pretty ruthless when you're fired up as well.
 	Hahaha, me too, huh?
 	You two are very similar, I must say.
 	
 	Anyway, you wanted to talk about something, Samatoki? Does this have anything to do with the quarrell with the west side's team?
 	Nah, it’s not about that.
 	What's the matter then?
 	It's about my old underlings. Looks like, they're doing some scummy shit in Shibuya.
 	"Scummy"?
 	Yeah. it's those damn Tobari brothers, Zannen and Zansei. They even dared to use a kid for their dirty stuff.
 	Scaryyyy~ How can such horrible people be your friends, Samatoki?
 	Those assholes ain't my fuckin' FRIENDS!
 	When I was in a team with Kuko back then, we fought with those brothers. I guess, after that, they left Ikebukuro and now do something in Shibuya.
 	Nyyymm- So you two want to catch them?
 	Yeah. But we don't have enough info.
 	Ramuda, you must know everything about Shibuya underground.
 	Hehh? I don't knwow such scawwy pwoeple~
 	Stop playing idiot, you son of a bitch!
 	Samatoki-sama so scaawwyy~
 	You little-!
 	Samatoki-san, please, calm down! We'll just keep going round in circles.
 	Tch...
 	Ramuda-kun, do you really not know? We are comrades after all, helping each other is just natural.
 	Ehehen~ That’s true. I guess we’re really a posse. Samatoki’s reaction was just so funny, I wanted to goof around a little~
 	Huh?! Just WHO do you think you're fuckin' around with?!
 	Samatoki-san!
 	Hmph.
 	Ramuda, I'm sure you're able to find the information we need.
 	Yup, of coursesies! I'll be asking now, so wait for me a lil' bit more, okay? ...Ah, sweetie? It's me, it's me~! I have a teeny tiny bit of a question to ask! The truth is...
 	
 	Sorry to keep you waiting~
 	You already know?!
 	I got it~
 	So, where are those maggots?
 	Don't be impatient, don't be impatient! Those two you're looking for seem to be doing some business at the Small Island Vicinity Citadel.
 	Ramuda, you totally saved us. C'mon, Ichiro. Let's kick some asses!
 	Let's get 'em!
 	Ah, wait, wait!
 	What?
 	They probably know that you're after them, or something. Recently, they've now have lots of friends from big teams!
 	Like I give a fuck. As long as this son of a gun's with me, I'll never lose, right, Ichiro?
 	Hell yeah! No matter how many enemies are against us, we'll crush all of them.
 	I know you're, like, super strong, but it's not just two of you. I'm your comrade as well, you know! I'm also here.
 	Don't forget about me. We are sharing the same fate. As I've said, comrades must help each other.
 	Ramuda... Doc...
 	Aight then. Ichiro and I will take the front, the rest is on you two.
 	Of course. Me and Ramuda-kun will provide the best assistance to you two.
 	Well then! We have some bad guys to deal with... Let's go!
 	
Criminal A 	Zansei, what should we do with this brat?
Zansei Tobari 	Yeah, shut him up with the others. And deal with it properly, alright?
Criminal A 	Got it.
Zansei Tobari 	There’s a lot that gathered, bro.
Zannen Tobari 	Hm. It’s about time to get right to business.
Zansei Tobari 	Hahahaha! Can't wait to see how much we'll get from it!
Zannen Tobari 	Thanks to that, the tides are in our favor, isn’t it?
Zansei Tobari 	No kidding!
Zannen Tobari 	What’s wrong?
Criminal B 	Boss! There... T-T-THE DIRTY DAWG BROKE IN!
Zannen Tobari 	Hahahaha! So they really came.
Criminal B 	We gotta hurry and r-run!
Zannen Tobari 	Interesting. And why do we have to run?
Criminal B 	We’re talking about The Dirty Dawg here, aren’t they practically the best team in Tokyo!?
Zannen Tobari 	And?
Criminal B 	They've been causin' an uproar in the west Japan! You should've seen what they did with my old team!
Zannen Tobari 	Hehehe, they’re truly strong. However, no matter how strong they are, they’re only four — how many do you think are we? With our numbers, the victory is already ours.
Criminal B 	I mean, yeah, b-but...
Zannen Tobari 	Then go and fight.
Criminal B 	BUT!
Zannen Tobari 	Are you listening? Just how many do you think is on our side? Our reputation will skyrocket if we bring them down.
Criminal B 	I... I understand.
Zannen Tobari 	And also, gather everyone at the north.
Criminal B 	Got it!
Zannen Tobari 	Hehehehe...
Zansei Tobari 	Did somethin’ happen?
Zannen Tobari 	They're here.
Zansei Tobari 	They? Yamada and that bastard Samatoki?
Zannen Tobari 	Yeah. Just like a bunch of moths, flying right into the flame.
Zansei Tobari 	I'll make those assholes pay!
Zannen Tobari 	Well then. Shall we go and welcome our ex-boss?
 	
 	So, that's the place.
 	Yup, that's right.
 	This place sure is dirty. Hnng... Gh... The door is locked, huh... I'll just kick it open!
 	Ichiro-kun, until we confirm who or what is inside, I think it's better to refrain from any rash actions.
 	...‘Kay. I mean, those brothers were always pricks, but going so far to gather so many people in the place like this... They really are a bunch of scums.
 	Actually, this is very interesting. Those two realized for themselves that they’re criminals, that’s why they’re doing that, isn’t that so? Whether they enjoy their position, or that they've constructed this position in order to enjoy themselves...
 	They don't deserve your attention, Jakurai-san. They'd step on anyone for their own benefit.
 	Those who have strayed from the right path have several patterns. Environmental factor, mental factor, pleasure factor. There’s one more, however... That’s my extremely hated heretic factor. Let’s ascertain what kind of factor they are when we meet them.
 	Haha, that’s just like you, Jakurai-san.
 	Oh! We can see what inside through that window over there!
 	You're thinkin' TOO DAMN SLOW!!! *glass shattering* ...Hey! Hurry up already!
 	Haha, Samatoki-sama sure knows how to live his life.
 	Ichiro-kun and Samatoki-kun really are similar.
 	Hahaha, it looks like that, right?
 	
 	Damn, I can't see shit.
Zannen Tobari 	Welcome, Samatoki-san. *lights turn on.* We've missed you.
 	Too fuckin' bright!
Zannen Tobari 	Ahahaha! I knew that you've found us, but I didn't expect you to come that soon.
Zansei Tobari 	Yamadaa! Samatokiii! I’ll make you pay what you owe me.
 	So that’s the Tobari brothers. They are making awfully scary faces~
 	Zannen! Zansei! Are you two up to some dumb shit again?
Zannen Tobari 	I’m very sorry to make you remember unpleasant memories, huh? However, why would you want to stop us? This have nothing to do with you.
 	Haha, my old underlings are gatherin' and doing some shitty things that’s enough of a reason you DUMB FUCKS!
Zannen Tobari 	I see. Samatoki-san thinks so low of us, but we have no intention to stop. I suppose our discussion is merely pointless.
Zansei Tobari 	HAHAHAHA! You won't leave this place alive!
 	Then, that's good. Stop your whining and take out your mics!
Zannen Tobari 	Hehehehe... I wonder how long your attitude will last.
 	Uwah! So many bad guys!
 	They can't take us on by the skill, so they decided to go with numbers. Primitive.
 	Like that mob can make any difference.
Zannen Tobari 	I’m really looking forward for when you'll change all this impudent talk.
 	You’re still a lame bastard as always!
Zannen Tobari 	Complain all you want, it doesn't mean anything as long as we have the upper hand. Alright. Let’s have a battle, here and now.
 	Doc. Ramuda. You'll be in charge of the back.
 	Understood.
 	Ehehe, leave it to us~
 	Ichiro, are you ready?
 	Hmph. Who do you think you’re talking to?
 	HAHAHA, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! LET’S GO!!
 	You, small fry, are coming against us?Just a mountain of trash, we'll clean itThe battle is in our hands, we'll easily murder you
 	No, we haven't done yetI'll make you know what fear isI'll open fire with my words, right in your vital organsBang!
 	Bang!Straight through your foreheadsWe'll let your bodies rot with the trash once again!Stack 'em up like a mountain!
 	We'll tide up those gettin' in our wayOnce we're done, all that's left will be your dead bodies!
 	TAKE THAT!
Zannen Tobari 	You wiped out half of them? Hmph. As usual, you're riduculously powerful. However, it's not over. Now, brother.
Zansei Tobari 	'Aight.
 	What the fuck is this?
Zannen Tobari 	Well then. Get a bitter taste of our rap in one go.
Zansei Tobari 	Heh, that ain't even a challenge!
 	I can't even hear your piss-like rap at all!
Zannen Tobari 	That was a mix of nearly hundred people! There's no way you could survive this-
 	Your numbers won't make any differenceDon't even try, we're untouchable
 	Running away is not an option!This healing is out skill
 	Our true rap
 	Rhyme's life, recovery!I'm hacking right into your brain
 	Mindjack
 	I'll show you a nightmareWhy don't you cry over there?
 	Despite care
 	You can't win, cause we're together!
 	Defense is over, time for a fight
 	Obviously, it's a certain victory!
Zannen Tobari 	G-guh...! So, that's how is it? Haiku-style rap, huh?
Criminal A 	...Hey! What are you-!?
Criminal B 	DIE!!
Zansei Tobari 	Idiots! The fuck are you doing!?
Zannen Tobari 	Wha... what's happening?
 	Zannen. Zansei. I hope you're ready.
Zannen Tobari 	F-Fuck this!
 	Bastard... What are you running away for!
Zannen Tobari 	Stop at once! One wrong more and I'll slice this brat's throat open!
Child 	P-Please... Help me...!
Zansei Tobari 	Heheheh, bastards, drop your mics.
 	How unfortunate.
Zansei Tobari 	The fuck you just sa-
 	I was interested in you at first, but turns out you're filled with the same sordid hereticism that I just can't stand.
Zannen Tobari 	Hate us all you want, like I care. Why wouldn't you hurry up and hand over your mic?
 	And why do we have to do that?
Zansei Tobari 	Are you a fucking idiot? Don't understand this situation? Or you don't give a shit what we can do with-
 	Before calling people "idiots," I suggest assessing your situation once more.
Zansei Tobari 	Huh?
 	Am I right, Amemura-kun?
 	Ehehe, you're right, you're right!
Zannen Tobari 	What are you trying to-
 	Hey, Zannen! Take a good look at your hands.
Zannen Tobari 	What? N-Ngh! Wh-what the fuck is this? Why am I... Why am I with a drum...!? W-where did the damn brat go!?
 	I can make my enemies see an illusion with my rap~! Isn't it cool?
 	We're not done with you yet.
 	I'm gonna teach you maggots a good lesson!
Zansei Tobari 	...ehheee...
Zannen Tobari 	Y-You idiots, hurry up and protect us!
Criminal 	Screw you! Going against THEM... it ain't worth it!
 	Just because you're leaving, do you really think you'll go unscathed!?
 	I'll crush ya like fuckin' cockroaches!
 	Just give up already, okay?
 	Even fiends like you must carry some dignity.
 	PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
 	Yo! All together, with our matching beatsNo matter what's the situation, we'll just turn it in instant!
 	We are TDD, crushing any defenseOne by one, I'll rip your hearts off!
 	How sweet, isn't it? You're still struggling, exposing yourselvesIt's dangerous! Fighting against us is a big no-no!
 	We're battle high!
 	We'll drag you down to the deepest pits of hellWorthless fools, you have nowhere to go
 	We'll cut you, small fry, with a guillotine
 	An unbreakable killing
 	Staining our hands dirtyThis Dawg's gonna kill y'all!
 	Alright~!
 	Your numbers are dividing, your souls are crumbling
 	The victory is already ours
 	Give me your lives~!
 	We'll clean you, trashbags, with our rap!
 	Taking the gold thrones
 	You better remember the name of The Dirty Dawg well
 	Such an eyesore you are~
The Dirty Dawg	Step aside! Get out of our way!
 	
 	Doc. Ramuda. Sorry for draggin' ya into our mess.
 	Eheheheh, don't mind it too much~. We're the greatest team and we were able to reaffirm that, look at all of this tension!
 	Truly, that seems the case.
 	Still, those two peasants, using a kids for their business, what a disgrace.
 	Yeah. Shit like this makes me so angry.
 	They were aware about us coming after them... I suppose Chuohku's government officials might be involved into this.
 	And they really want to have something to do with those bastards, no matter how much of a lowlifes they are?
 	Chuohku... those government shitbags.
 	Things such as dictatorship contain danger, doesn’t it?
 	Don’t care! This world is a complete cesspit in the first place...
 	And we have no choice but to go home, huh. I’m going to beat Chuohku to a pulp!
 	If you mean something like our today’s experience, then I shall cooperate as well.
 	Hey, hey~ More importantly... aren’tcha hungry?
 	Ramuda, read the atmosphere a li- uh...
 	HAHA! The hell, Ichiro, aren’t you hungry?
 	I'm not! That's...s-sorry...
 	Well then! Let’s go grab some food. It's on me.
 	Are you sure?
 	Why do you think I took out my wallet? Just shut it, kid.
 	Yay~! Then, I’m fine with anywhere so I want to eat a steak!
 	You...? Wait, I don't really-
 	Thank you, Samatoki-san! I’ll take out some for my brothers too!!
 	Take out?
 	Hm, meat, huh.
 	Wait, Doc-
 	It seems interesting.
 	Y-YEAH! Leave it to me! I'm treating today so eat your fill! One, two, three... I'll go bankrupt with this...
 	
 	Yes... We were getting along quite well, I must say
 	Whaaaa??? I would’ve never imagined that!
 	That’s true. This is a little rude but, after what we've seen... I can’t imagine you all getting along.
 	The four of us used to eat together a lot, go to the beach and do fishing together a lot, we even did bowling.
 	Are you serious!?
 	Is that true!?
 	Yeah. It’s true.
 	Unbelievable...
 	Relationships tend to change as the time passes. But I think things that doesn’t change also truly exists. Since there were good times with them as well. I hope that our camaraderie will stay the same just like this.
 	Doctor...
 	My throat is parched. Looks like I talked a bit too much. My drink is...
 	...! Doctor! That's not-
 	Ah... He drank a lot... D-Doppo... Th-this is bad...
 	Yeah... Let’s get outside a bit...
 	Yeah, alright...
 	Outside...outside...
 	HEY, YOU TWO! WHERE’RE YOU GOIN’?!? WE'RE DRINKING TILL THE MORNING!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ANSWERS!?!
 	Y-Yes! It'll be our pleasure!!!
 	MORE! MORE, DAMMIT!!!
==Trivia==
*The title of the song is a reference to LAMP EYE's song by the same name. One of the featured artists was Zeebra.
*"Parent-friend" means combination of the two kanji, 親 and 友 that reads as "shinyuu", which means "best friends".
Category:Drama Tracks
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Category:The Dirty Dawg