Vaporeon-﷽ war

fifty gazillion people died, vaporeon unfortunately lost
Result: rise of rat
I am eat Scorp. I am eat Scomp. I am eat Scopparius. 
Scoppily doopidy doodley do
Watch rats rise, as they e'er do
Scoopily Dappidy Dippidy Dah
Better run now, or I'll tell your pa