Susan's Pets (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Prower Towers, Floor 30
Oliver: “Another ordinary day today.”
Anne: “Hey, Oliver! There isn’t such thing as an ordinary day!”
Lulu: “Remember, we always have the mall!”
Oliver: “Mall performances are not that boring, I guess, but I can’t think of any songs.”
Lulu: “Hey, Oliver, we are dogs, right?”
Oliver: “Yes, why?”
Lulu: “I bet you can’t act like a non-anthropomorphic one until 5pm.”
Oliver: “That’s stupid.”
Anne: “Believe me when I say I had a blast acting like one when I was 5.”
Oliver: “Fine.”
The three “crawl” (actually get on their hands on all fours)
Inferno: “Hey, Oliver! Why acting like a real dog?”
Oliver: “Anne and Lulu’s bet.”
Inferno: “OK!”
Lucy: “That gives me an idea to act like a real cat.”
Inferno and Lucy go on all fours
Oliver: “Real animal acting starts in a few seconds from now.”
Lucy: counting down “5, 4, 3, 2, 1, MEOW!”
The group goes to their houses, with Inferno and Platinum going to Unit 3010 with a portal to the Sol Dimension
They enter the portal to the castle
Inferno: she meowed at Blaze and said “Hi, Mom!”
Blaze: “Inferno, why are you on all fours?”
Inferno: she meowed, saying “Because I wanna act like an anthropomorphic cat!”
Silver: “How do you know cat language?”
Blaze: “Because I AM a cat.”
Silver: he facepalms himself
Blaze: “So, I guess I can give you a yarn ball? I love playing with yarn in my spare time too.”
Room 3002
Susan: “Hey, Mom! Look at my pets!”
Samantha: “Hey, aren’t those just Oliver, Lulu, and Anne?”
Susan: “They ARE dogs after all.”
Samantha: “OK!” she pets the 3 dogs and gives them 1 bone each
The three dogs chew on the bone
Samantha: “They are cute, I must admit!”
Susan: “These 3 little puppies are so adorable!” she hugs the trio “Wait, where’s Lucy?”
Lucy: she runs to Chloe and meows at her, saying “Mom!”
Chloe: “Why do you act like a real cat?”
Lucy: she meows saying “Because I am in a bet.”
Chloe: “Oh!”
Prower Corps
Tails: “Hey, Sasha.” he was sad
Sasha: “What’s the problem, Tails, my nemesis?’
Tails: “No being nemeses for now. I heard my dad is going to die today.”
Sasha: “How old is he?”
Tails: “63. Aside from Sonic, he was my #1 idol. He was smart, he was a good father, and he helped the world a lot. Today, I heard he had a heart attack.”
Cream: “Please give him his best time before he dies, because even my healing powers can’t heal him.”
Sasha: “What’s his favorite thing to see?”
Tails: “Pet shows.”
Sasha: “On it, Tails! I’ll make your dad’s last day his best! What are his favorite pets?”
Tails: “Rabbits.”
Sasha: “Oh! Gotta get one!” she captures Cream and puts her in a hutch
Cream: “Excuse me! Please put me down.”
Sasha: “If I want to make Tails’ dad his best last day, I need you. I don’t have enough time for you, Tails.”
Tails: “Hey, come back!” he runs after Sasha
Sasha: she swings using her grappling hook and her Cyan Laser ability “Where is your dad?”
Tails: “He’s near Acorn Palace!”
Sasha: “I’ve gotta be quick!”
Unit 3002
Susan: “Hey, my puppies! Having a fun time?”
Samantha: “Oh! When you are being a good kid who cares for others, you’re adorable and who I want you to be!”
The three dogs bark at Susan, wagging their tails
Susan: “I need to buy lots of chew toys, and maybe steaks.” she runs off to the mall to buy some steaks
The three dogs howl
Susan: “Wait, you wanna go too? Let’s take you three for a walk!” she ties a leash around each of the three and holds the leashes in one hand
Curd: “Hey, my mom has a catnip garden! Wanna eat?”
Lucy and Inferno go to Curd and go to the catnip garden, devouring a lot of catnip quickly
Curd: “I love cats.”
Cream: “Please do me a favor! There is a room that looks so dusty, but I can’t clean it with the mice and rats over there. Please get rid of them.”
Curd: “You could use mouse traps.”
Cream: “I’m too scared to deal with mice and rats by myself.”
Lucy: she meows and nods her head
Inferno: she purrs
The two go to the secret room and spread cheese everywhere
The mice and rats run to the cheese blocks quickly and eat them
Lucy: she catches the mice and rats quickly and plays with all of them, tiring them out
Inferno: she burns the rats and mice with her fire powers
The two eat the rodents and purr
Cream: she runs to the room “Nice job! I found this secret room before, but it had too many rodents, so I needed cats to help clean up the mess, so that I can clean up the other part of the mess! Actually, you know what? I didn’t bother doing this just to feed you, cats!”
The two cats purr
Ricotta: “Mom! Can I help?” he duplicated into more clones of himself, saying “Mom! Can I help?” multiple times
Cream: “Sure! Here are your cleaning materials!” she gave the Ricottas sponges, dust pans, brooms, mops, and sprays
They all cleaned the room together
Ricotta: his clones merge back
Cream: “Ricotta, you did a good job and made great use of your cloning ability. For that, you get a cookie!” she gives him a cookie
Ricotta: “Thanks, Mom!” he ate the cookie
Road to Acorn Palace
Sasha: she kept swinging until she got near Acorn Palace
Tails: “Oh, nevermind. That was a duplicate. Not the real Cream. I just wanted her to correct my mistakes in my plan to post a song that is propaganda against the Chaflick Cat. You could’ve gone for another rabbit, though.”
Sasha: she arrives at the Acorn Palace Pet Show
Amadeus: “Sasha! The frenemy of my son, eh? He talked to me about you being proud to be his arch nemesis. He was also proud of being your arch nemesis too, you know? You also help him when he doesn’t get in the way of your goals, which I still appreciate.”
Sasha: “Well, I’m now going to the pet show! Here’s my pet!” she goes to the pet show
Walt Carter: “Now can you make your bunny learn how to sit, stand, play dead, and more?”
Sasha: she releases Duplicate Cream “Sit!”
Cream 2: she sits
Sasha: “Stand!”
Cream 2: she stands
Sasha: “Play dead!”
Cream 2: she plays dead
Sasha: “Be resurrected!”
Cream 2: she stands up
People cheer
Amadeus: “Well I wasn’t expecting much good from you, but since I saw some good in someone who is supposed to by my son’s enemy, I-“ he was about to die
Cream 2: she takes Amadeus to the hospital
Sasha: she uses Crimson Eagle and Cyan Laser to get back to Prower Corps
Tails: “There is a chance Dad can be revived! In the process of me making propaganda against the Chaflick Cat, I found a cure for heart attack! Here, take this potion.” he gives Sasha a potion “Also the Cream clone will disappear in 15 minutes.”
Sasha: she Cyan Lasered and Crimson Eagled to the Acorn Palace Hospital
Amadeus: “Well, I have had one of the best lives on Earth, Sasha. The only thing I wanted to see on Earth was my son to become more successful than me.”
Sasha: “You need to take this potion!”
Amadeus: “Nah, it’s fine. What matters is that Tails is successful.”
Sasha: “But he isn’t! I always foil his plans to do his so called good deeds.”
Amadeus: “Then-“
Sasha: she forcefeeds Amadeus the potion
Amadeus: he sleeps
Cream 2: “Is he dead?” she gets the statistics “Hey, he’s alive! Just in a coma. 1 year coma.”
Sasha: “Is that a side effect? Well a 1 year coma is better than death.”
Cream 2: “Thanks, Sasha.”
Sasha: “You’re welcome!”
Cream 2: she gets inside the hutch
Sasha: she uses her grappling hook to swing through the city and go back to Prower Towers
Susan: “Hey, Sasha! You have a pet too? I have 3 dogs!”
Sasha: “I have a rabbit!”
Oliver, Anne, and Lulu communicate with Cream 2
Clock reaches 5pm
Susan: “You can act like yourselves now.”
Oliver: “At least I gained an appreciation for bones to cure my boredom!”
Anne: “See? You could be just fine, big bro.”
Inferno: “It’s over?”
Lucy: “It wasn’t that bad. OK, I’m going back to the Chaflick Cat!” she runs to her mom
Lulu: “What an eventful day. We three dogs gained a new appreciation for bones!”
Oliver: “No wonder why our species always chases after them.”
Cream 2: she disappeared
Oliver: “What just happened?”
Sasha: “She disappeared, since she was a clone of Cream. Also I’ve got to get rid of the propaganda signs in Gaia City! Bye bye!” she gets out her Super Wispon and uses Crimson Eagle mode and swings away from Prower Towers to shoot at the propaganda signs Tails raised
Tails: “Curse you, Sasha the Porcupine.”
The End!
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