YreffeJ

yreffeJ is an artificial lifeform created by Jeffery and 1. The idea of yreffeJ was invented by Jeffery in his attempt to make a new species after destroying 29 species in the 2006 extinction crisis. It was created to be the exact opposite of Jeffery in every way. It is a part of the Cogga Gang, led by Cogga and based in Las Floppas.
== Creation ==
yreffeJ was created by a collaboration of 1's scientific prowess and Jeffery's ability to gather animal corpses surprisingly quickly. It was created after 2006 extinction crisis, the day after Jeffery slaughtered his 29th species. He felt bad for causing so many species to go extinct, so he created yreffeJ both as an apology to Cogga and to appease his own guilty conscience. 
Jeffery created yreffeJ to be the opposite of him in every way so that it would never commit the same violent acts he did. He intended to yreffeJ to be the first of the yreffeJ species, and wanted to make a partner for yreffeJ so that they could have children and populate Las Floppas with their kind.
== Marriage to Jeffery ==
Soon after creating yreffeJ, Jeffery fell in love with his creation. He and yreffeJ got married after he discovered his love for it, despite the protests from 1 and the rest of his friends in the Cogga Gang, who did not support the union. The two are still "happily" married to this day (to whatever extent it is possible for yreffeJ to feel emotion).
== Nature ==
Scientifically speaking, yreffeJ isn't alive. It's more of a lifeless husk than anything, but it can still technically move around and (maybe) think for itself occasionally. At best, it could be considered a particularly active plant. The only words it has ever spoken are "kill me" and it only says this at precisely 3pm EST every Tuesday, but nobody knows why this is. 1 says it's because yreffeJ wants to die, but nobody believes him.
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