Python

The Python is a scene wherein the boat passes a python in a tree.
==Description==
===Disneyland===
Main article:  Disneyland's Jungle Cruise
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===Magic Kingdom===
Main article:  Magic Kingdom's Jungle Cruise
The boat curves along with the river, and passes a python on the port side. It's yellow with brown spots, and wrapped around a dying tree. It moves its neck back and forth, and flicks its tongue at the boat.
==Location==
===Disneyland===
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===Magic Kingdom===
The scene takes place on the Congo, after the Abandoned Pygmy Camp , but before the Gorilla Camp .
==Spiel==
===Disneyland===
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===Magic Kingdom===
==== Threats ====
Whoa, this might explain where the pygmies went! On the left is a giant python. They can grow to be thirty-three feet long--[The skipper looks directly at a child.]--and swallow small children whole!
Y'know, we always have to be on the look-out for danger in the water...in the bushes...and in the--[The skipper notices the python.]--watch out for that tree, there! It's a giant python! Careful; if you lean out, he might lean in and give you the old "Congo Squeeze!" It's guaranteed to leave you breathless!
==== Wordplay ====
Whoa, this might explain where the pygmies went! On the left is a giant python. They can grow up to be twenty-four feet long. They're friendly creatures. They can get a crush on you, believe me. It's a little smothering. Trust me; you don't wanna get wrapped up in that. It's a really constricting relationship.
[The skipper is so focused on the pygmies' absence that they never notice the python:] Here in the jungle, I'm in charge of your safety and your entertainment, yet my friends flaked out on us in cold blood! I know this is a lot to swallow, and I'm sorry to get wrapped up in it, but constrictions like this could crush me! I wonder what tipped the scales and made 'em recoil...? Oh, well. Let's slither over to my campsite.
==== Jingle Cruise ====
Main article: Jingle Cruise
Look at that present! It's a tree, all wrapped up with a boa on top!
That snake's showing the holiday spirit! He's stalking! [As in "stocking."] If we get any closer, it might get a stocking-stuffer!Category:Scenes
Category:The Congo River