A Tale of Guards and Johnsons

==Synopsis==
Thomas leaves his guard behind and Henry is feeling a bit queezy.
==Plot==
As Thomas makes his way across the line, Ringo comments on the fact that Thomas is very proud of his johnson, and that he thinks its his most important part. Annie and Clarabel agree with Thomas. A signal collapses and crushes a workman just as Thomas and his coaches, Annie and Clarabel make their way across the line. As they make their way across a bridge Ringo tells us that Annie can only take passengers, and that Clarabel can only take passengers. Ringo proceeds to tell us that they know that the Butler is going out and trying to please The Fat Controller.
One day Henry is late, which makes Thomas very hard. Thomas complains that he can't get the runs properly if Henry is always late. Henry finely arrives looking somewhat disturbed. Thomas asks Henry were he has been. Henry is reluctant to answer that question however does explain to him that his system is out of order, his bodily fluids then dribble out of his mouth. 
Thomas then leaves so fast that he leaves his guard behind. Clarabel panics about the fact that Thomas has left his guard behind. Thomas does not stop until they come to a guard. Thomas curses the guard and asks what the problem is. Kermit the frog tells Thomas that the guard (who is missing) will tell them. Thomas then wonders where the guard is; we are then pointed out to the Black Knight. Annie sobs that they have left him behind. This causes the Black Knight to vanish. At last the guard runs up to the train. The guard apologises to Thomas and says that he has to cum all over Thomas' face.
Category:Poops