Toxic Wasteland/Dialogue

Work In Progress. More dialogue to be added.
=== Day 1 ===
(Penny appears)
Penny: Welcome to the future, user Dave.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Huh? This isn't right.
Crazy Dave: We've already been to the future, and it was a lot more shiny and less dusty!
Penny: Indeed, we seem to have stumbled onto an alternative timeline.
Crazy Dave: Hey, who's this handsome devil here?
(Mad Dave appears)
Mad Dave: Penny...
Mad Dave: Neighbor...
Mad Dave: Is it really you?
Mad Dave: Oh i thought i'd never see you again!
(Zomboss appears)
Zomboss: Ah, there you are David.
Zomboss: And i see you have brought some friends.
Mad Dave: It's Zomboss!
Mad Dave: Activate the alarm! Plant the plants!
Zomboss: Just Walk away. Leave your plants and your brains behind and i promise you safe passage. Just walk away.
(Penny, Crazy Dave, Zomboss and Mad Dave leave)
=== Day 2 ===
(Mad Dave appears)
Mad Dave: Things have been so bad since you disappeared, neighbor!
Mad Dave: Zomboss really messed things up, and i totally lost my marbles!
Mad Dave: ...
Mad Dave: Well, more than usual.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hey Me, do you have any Tacos laying around? I am STARVING!
Mad Dave: Tacos... oh Tacos...
Mad Dave: Ever since Zomboss destroyed all Taco shell factories, Tacos went extinct!
Crazy Dave: Noooooooooooooo!
Crazy Dave: Penny we must stop this future from happening!
(Penny appears)
Penny: I believe we cannot prevent it. But we can clean it up.
Penny: With the help of these Life Leaves.
Penny: They absorb toxic chemicals, and release sunpower.
(Crazy Dave, Mad Dave and Penny leave)
=== Day 8 ===
(Mad Dave appears)
Mad Dave: Hm, do i taste metal?
Mad Dave: Yes! Atomic Potato Mine is here to help!
(Penny appears)
Penny: I am detecting high levels of power and toxicity in that potato mine.
Mad Dave: Toxic? No he's a sweetheart! 
Mad Dave: Packs a megaton wallop too!
(Penny and Mad Dave leave)
(After retrieving mysterious blueprints)
Crazy Dave: Huh, Penny can you read this language?
Penny: It is in English, User Dave.
Penny: It's a sort of massive sludge dispenser.
Penny: Zomboss is planning to cover the entire world in toxic sludge.
Crazy Dave and Mad Dave: No!
Crazy Dave and Mad Dave: Where will we plant our plants then?!
=== Day 14 ===
(Zomboss appears)
Zomboss: Quite the meddlesome lot, aren't you?
Zomboss: I have defeated you and David before, and i shall defeat you again!
Zomboss: Your obsolete botanical defenses will be crushed by my mighty plantrollers!
Zomboss: MUAHAHAHAhA-ha!
Zomboss: ...
Zomboss: ha!
(Zomboss leaves)
(Mad Dave appears)
Mad Dave: Do not worry neighbor.
Mad Dave: This time, we have two Daves!
Mad Dave: And as the Zombies say: two brainz is better than one!
(Mad Dave leaves)
=== Day 20 ===
(Mad Dave appears)
Mad Dave: At ease soldier!
Mad Dave: General Scorched Stump is here to help!
Mad Dave: Ready to set zombies ablaze and to set a killer victory bonfire!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Good thing i brought marshmallows!
(Crazy Dave and Mad Dave leave)
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