In the Year 2525

This is the 15th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the season 2 premiere.
(One Month Later)
Hoopla: I never thought life could be so swell. Just take in that fresh air...ah.
Boopla: Hey Hoopla!
Hoopla: Hey Boopla! (They do a secret handshake) How’s that rapping career going?
Boopla: It’s actually working out! I get paid 666 dollars per day! I don’t know who my boss is yet but I’m sure he’s a nice guy. Sinning- I mean singing in the musical was the best thing I’ve ever done!
Hoopla: I can't tell what you're on. Maybe I should do the oral exam. Hold still. (Gets slapped)
Boopla: Hoopla I'm fine.
Hoopla: You smell like coral juice.
Boopla: Yeah, that's all we get to drink for lunch.
Hoopla: Uh, ok. See you later!...I hope the money doesn’t get to his head.
Boopla: And I oop- (he freezes in place)
Hoopla: Damn it. (He shoves him out the door) It's already frozen in his head.
Scooter: Hiya Hoopla, whatcha doin’? 
Hoopla: Shut up Scooter. Nobody cares about you.
Scooter: You too!
Hoopla: Really? 
(Hoopla points to a crowd of people)
People: We love you Hoopla! You saved us! Thanks for stopping Alpooh!
Scooter: Aw, clamety crap.
Hoopla: That reminds me, I’m gonna visit Alpooh in jail.
People: Don’t leave us Hoopla!
Hoopla: Stop following me! Ugh, I hate this crowd. Really annoying.
Random person: No, you're annoying.
Hoopla: (turns around) Says the one who eats through a sock.
Random person: What- no I don't
Random person's mom: Hi honey, here's your dinner sock!
Random person: Not now, mom!
(At the jail)
Alpooh: Oh Hoopla, what do you want?
Hoopla: I’m here to do my daily routine of laughing in your face! HAHAHAH!
Alpooh: Ugh, I wish things would go back to how they were before that musical.
Hoopla: Hey..I kinda agree with that. I mean all these changes are nice and all but, I don’t think I’m suited for them.
Alpooh: Pfft… what a loser. Do you even see who you're talking to? A criminal. And you're worried about what, a new bubble gum flavor?
Hoopla: But Juicy Orange will always be better than Juicy Pear.
Alpooh: Pear schmear, I can shove them up my mouth either way. Just leave me alone.
Hoopla: If you say so.
(Hoopla goes back to the hotel)
Zoopla: Hi my squishy cute son!
Hoopla: Please stop these nonsensical actions against my body and my mental state, thank you and have a good day.
Zoopla: I like that you’re so grown up now. Which brings me to another thing I’ve never told you...I’ve realized how dumb your father, Woopla is. I think I'm gonna remarry.
Hoopla: Hoop da wo- wait hol’ up.
Zoopla: I think I might marry that purple guy, I think his name is Scooter.
Hoopla: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (runs away) Ok, so change might be bad, but nothing can be as worse as Scooter being my stepdad.
???: IT CAN BE WORSE!
Hoopla: Huh?
Doclement: It is I, Doclement! Today I was studying the galaxy and its radio signals when I found something scary.
(A crowd forms around Doclement)
Person: Planet 9 is real?
Another Person: NASA lied?
Another Another Person: Tin foil hats don’t do anything?
Doclement: No, it’s worse than all of those things. When I tell you it, it will change how you live the rest of this month, literally.
Hoopla: Change? Oh nononono.
Doclement: I detected a signal from outer space that seemed to be from Aliens. It read; “dear stoopid fishys, we herd a musicaal that was very bad, we are going to invade and destory you for this galacitc crime - Aliens”. So basically, Aliens are sending a giant asteroid our way and we only have a month to live. Ok, carry on now.
Person: Musical? I know who made a musical.
(Everyone stares at Hoopla)
Hoopla: Uhh, gotta go!
(Hoopla hides in a cardboard box)
Hoopla: I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
Carl: Hey Hoopla, what are you doing in my cardboard box?
Hoopla: AAA- Oh it’s just you Carl. What are you doing here...this looks like something Poopla would live in.
Carl: Nah, this is too fancy for him. He’d rather live in the dump.
Hoopla: o. Well I'm hiding from everyone since the musical accidentally caused aliens to take notice.
Carl: For real?
Hoopla: Yeah. I can’t believe it either. This entire month of changes has been hard...and this is the hardest.
Carl: Come on Hoopla, don’t give up. You can save the world...again! You just need some courage.
Hoopla: I can...I CAN! I CAN DO IT! HOOPLA!
Carl: That’s the spirit!
(Hoopla dashes back into town)
Doclement: So far, it looks like we're doomed.
Hoopla: It's not too late to stop the aliens!
Random person: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
Hoopla: Bribe them with a fruit basket? (A tomato is thrown at his face)
Random person: Fine, I understand.
Hoopla: Hmmmmmm... well that may or may not work. WHAT IF WE USE A GIANT FRUIT BASKET?
Random person: ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!
Doclement: You guys realize how dumb that idea is, right?
Hoopla: No.
Doclement: This is the literal end of the world. Do you understand what that means?
Hoopla: Yeah ummm no.
Doclement: You're gonna die.
Hoopla: Wait a HOOPLA minute, I’m gonna die?
Doclement: That’s what I just said, yes.
Hoopla: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You madman!
Doclement: I’m not mad I’m just clever.
Boopla: WHAT? THE END OF THE WORLD? DOES THIS MEAN NO MORE MONEY?
Doclement: No more ANYTHING if you dumb brains don’t do anything about it.
Boopla: This makes me want to sing a song. Stand back everyone.
Hoopla: o
Boopla: Ahem. In the year 2525, if fish is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find-
Hoopla: WOO!
Boopla: In the year 3535, Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies, everything you think, do, and say, is in the pill you took today-
Doclement: Ok, that’s enough.
Boopla: But I was only two verses in-
Doclement: We can’t have you singing a copyrighted song by Zager and Evans, alright? We can’t afford any more lawsuits.
Boopla: Hmmph. Fine.
(Boopla leaves, Doclement turns around to Hoopla)
Doclement: As for you, I will study and try to find any ways to stop this disaster, but most likely nothing will happen. If I do discover something, I will get to you immediately.
(Doclement leaves)
Hoopla: Heh heh, foreshadowing, am I right? Oh who am I kidding. 
(Cut to Scooter eating chips miserably)
Scooter: Haw, haw, haw… oh who am I kidding? This place is depressing now. Even these chips are depressed.
(Zoopla and Woopla are watching cheesy Seamark movies on TV)
Woopla: These actors are so bad.
Zoopla: Yeah…like you.
Woopla: What did you say?
Zoopla: Nothing! This is really sad.
(Cut to Boopla trying to perform a rap)
Boopla: My name be Boopla, and I be sad, because this whole..dang..world...is..bout..to….end- WAAAAAAAAAA!
(Cut to Hoopla sitting on the sidewalk)
Hoopla: (sigh) I’ve really wasted my life, haven’t I? Guess I’ll walk home and cry like everyone else-
(Suddenly, Doclement comes up on the road in a boatmobile)
Hoopla: What the?
Doclement: Hoopla, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I did it.
Hoopla: You figured out a way to stop the aliens?
Doclement: Yes! But Hoopla, we gotta go back, back to the future!
Hoopla: But uh, I've never gone there, how am I going back?
Doclement: Nevermind, just get into my time machine boatmobile!
Hoopla: Wait Doc, you made a time machine out of a boatmobile?
Doclement: Yes, now get in!
Hoopla: So...now what?
Doclement: When this baby hits 69 mph, you're gonna see some serious stuff.
(Doclement starts driving)
Hoopla: Uh, Doc, we're driving towards a cliff!
Doclement: Where we're going, we don't need roads.
(They drive off the cliff)
Hoopla: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Doclement: We're falling at 69 mph! Here we go!
Hoopla: AAAAAAAAAA
(They teleport into the future)
Narrator: Welcome to...Neo Buzzkini Bottom!
(end)
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