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Tony has done everything he can to avoid me.  He went underground, hiding in deep caverns to escape me.  He has done his most recent show with no guests and as little news as possible to evade me.  But he cannot hide forever, my snark will not be denied.  Let us begin.
 
-Tony begins by lamenting his cavern situation.  He has survived these weeks sick, without food or water, and shall apparently remain there through Thanksgiving.  He also has three Rowsdower plushies he will give away.  Spoiler alert, I didn't win one.
 
-Tony plans to finally get to level 10.  He laments that his gorgeous technical assistant was sick, and got him sick.  He then realizes my plan all along, to infect him through his tech with a deadly virus that turns people to zombies.  He is gunned down.  Unfortunately, I forgot to tell the tech to replace the Nerf gun...  Next time Tony...  Next time...
 
-Snowfox relates that the character he made to follow Tony is now level 37.  Tony is still level 9.  That joke needs no punchline.
 
-Tony makes a video showing off his gang.  Not that anyone would notice another gang in south California...
 
-Tony is in Celestion, and his gang immediately begins working for the Mordesh.  They begin torturing captive Moodies with fire, electric shocks, and blades.  He laments his position, yet continues.  It's not so easy to leave a gang, is it?  He cuts whatever innocent people he's told to cut.
 
-He is encouraged, as he is told that soon, he will be ready for veteran dungeons.  Once he masters that "T" ability, he'll be all set.
 
-Tony does give some information, mentioning that the Interactive History of Wildstar is up on the main site.
 
-Tony is then dragged into the black market organ trade.  Luckily, he says that Veteran Shiphands are coming soon!  He says they will definitely be there before he's 50!  That sentence does not inspire confidence that they'll be here soon.
 
-Tony still has not mastered his charged shot.... Open with 2 Tony.... OPEN WITH 2 TONY!!!!  MOTHER*cupcake*ER, NUMBER TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You, his expanding gang!  You are supporting his bad habits!  Teach him to play a Spellslinger!
 
-Tony reiterates, for those asking, that he is playing on Entity.  FYI, his character is an Aurin Spellslinger named Toe Knee.
 
-Tony laments that he will one day have to tell his mother about his terrible gang activities.  Or maybe she'll find out when you're staring at the roof of the church... preacher telling the truth and it hurts.
 
-Tony takes a selfie with his gang.  That will be entered into evidence at the Court of Judgment.  He also asks us to send him our selfies.  He also informs us that he has a horrible sense of direction.
 
-Tony reiterates that Carbine is 100% behind Wildstar and is very dedicated, so the game's not shifting anytime soon.  He also tells us that his job is to bring the real devs feedback every single day at 2 pm PST.  So yes, the devs are listening.
 
-Tony gets some leggings.  I thought he wore jeans.  Maybe he wears jeggings.  Those must be uncomfortable as he boards the grinder to Hijunga Village.  He tries in vain to do the Lopp impression.  He is no Frost (RIP).
 
-Tony's friends get him started on licking Lolli-Lopps.  It always happens in gangs.  They get you hooked, then you need a Lolli-Lopp every day.  Pretty soon you're robbing your mothers' purse for Lolli-Lopps.  You're selling your body on the street.  You'll do WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR ANOTHER LOLLI-LOPP!  And when you're in prison, you'll be giving out sexual favors, getting caught with Lolli-Lopps and adding years to your sentence while you contract STDs.  Or he would... except he can't do it quick enough.  He fails the challenge.  Some people just aren't cut out for the high life.
 
-Tony fails at Christopher Walken, then does an Arnold Loppenegger impression.
 
-Tony proves an old axiom.  If all his friends jump off a treehouse... so will he.  Luckily, he doesn't fall far enough, and he avoids death.
 
-Tony does the fan art segment.  He actually has a backlog.  Send him your fanart and he'll put it up on the stream.  He checks the account daily at fanart@wildstar-online.com and checks the social mediasphere.
 
-Tony returns to the stream to see that his drug-fueled gang has begun a rave, and their Lolli-Lopp trip has gone too far.  It's made EDM entertaining to them.  They must have received serious brain damage.
 
-Tony relates that as long as the things are Carbine or Wildstar related, it doesn't have to be a picture.  Send your art in.
 
-Tony looks at a meter.  It says to press F at the right time.  He stares at it for a few seconds, then immediately hits the button twice and is nearly killed.  That is your brain on drugs.
 
-Tony is shot and reminded that he needs to put some abilities in the open ability slots.  Not that he'll use them...  Is.... Is.... IS TONY NOT HITTING THE V KEY AND LOOTING HIS DROPS?!?!?!?!  rrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHRHRAAAAAAAGHGHGHG!!!!!!!
 
-Tony really needs to get going.  He REALLY needs to get going.  He's.... not going anywhere.  Wait... Tony learns to use his Gate ability!  We're all so proud of him!
 
-LEVEL 10!  The dance party commences.  Let the good times roll on.
 
-Tony may be a little high... he's talking to the Rowsdower perched on his shoulder.
 
That's it.  We're done.  I'm going to go watch some Grimm before I log in and wash away the stench of Tony's play with some Lightspire.
 
EDIT:  Nobody saw me write the wrong date.	
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Love your TL:DR :D
 
Hmmm, sounds like I need to try and get my kid as a guest on there to teach Tony how to play :D	
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			Get better Tony. :(	
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			I hope Tony will grow couple brass ones, and reroll on PvP server. THIS would be epic Wild stream. PvE? Meh..	
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