Nolan Reynolds: Santa Claus

The storyline continues from Nolan Reynolds: Assault on Police Station
==Characters==
*The Buttfucker/Nolan Reynolds
*William Jarvis
*Anal Amy/Amy Brooks
*Santa Claus
*Ron Payton
*Superio/Albert King
==Synopsis==
The Buttfucker encounters Santa Claus, who has several thugs dressed as elves wokring for him. Meanwhile Anal Amy is practicing "grate travel", where you travel through buildings of using the grate on the floor, rather than using stairs or lifts.
He finds out "Santa" is actually just another Post Blast human. Buttfucker decides to fight this Santa because he "sits on a throne of lies." He and Anal Amy also destroy another of Superio's jamming devices, that are stilll making it impossbile for him to call the Buttjet.
Buttfucker says "If you're so smart, how much I broke your window." Superio locks them both in the room but the Buttfucker uses his grappling hook to pull a grate off the wall. Superio sarcastically comments "you sure showed that grate who's in charge."
Buttfuckers answers "yes, I guess I did." While fighting Santa, Anal Amy wants to rewide the tape but the Buttfuckers tells her their in a comicbook. The fight goes into the sewers where Santa turns out to be working with Ron Payton.
Santa and Payton are interrogated and the Butfucker learns that them that Julian Abelson was missing from his pentshouse in Nolan Reynolds: The Collector, because Chaos kidnapped him. He also forced Abelson is shoot his wife to prevent death by burning.
The Buttfucker then hangs Santa and Payton from a large Christmas tree in town where several others are hanged. He also makes Santa get a grappling hook for Anal Amy. He then plays with the snowmen.
Category:Comic Stories