Happy Birthday, Jadie P.!

This is the premiere episode; CTO also launched when S1E1 premiered.
== The Beginning ==
For a cold open, Phil says, "This is one small toot for man, one giant fart for Philly Phil!" and then pretends to fart by doing his famous "palms to dimples maneuver;" we see the onomatopoeias, "Pfft! Pffffffffft!" as he blows air from his dimples into the palms of his hands. We see the Comedy Time logo and we hear the Westley kids say, "It's comedy time!" The logo flips around to reveal the episode's name and the special guest, who squeals excitedly!
== The Middle ==
TBA
== The End ==
Jadie P. sings "When You're Smiling" with the Westley staff and the Westley kids; at the end, she signs off by saying, "Cheers, everyone! Come back soon!"