Maybe's Happy Birthday + HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!/Transcript

==Short==
Octagon: Yeah, my collection must cost, like, a lot.
(octagon is seen with a giant collection of calendars. the contestants look in amazement)
Cat Bell: Can I buy one?
Octagon: The For Sale ones are over there.
(octagon points to a crate that says "FOR SALE CALENDERS")
Cat Bell: Hmmph.
(cat bell walks away, disappointed. beehive walks up to the crate and tries to find a good calendar)
Beehive: Now I know why these are for sale, they all are low quality crap.
(beehive then spots a high quality purple calendar. she then picks it up)
Beehive: Oh!
(beehive then looks through it. beehive then spots the words on June 18, "MAYBE BIRTHDAY")
Beehive: Wait..
(beehive then looks on her watch to see that it's June 18.)
Beehive: Oh my gosh, it's Maybe's birthday!
(beehive then runs up to octagon)
Beehive: Octagon, look at this, today is Maybe's birthday!
(beehive then shows octagon the "MAYBE BIRTHDAY")
Octagon: Huh. Don't care.
Beehive: We should throw a party for him!
Octagon: Why? What has Maybe done to help us? He slacks off, doesn't answer literally any question, he's just a waste of time.
Beehive: I know, but we still should throw a birthday for him! It COULD be fun, and we might learn more about Maybe!
Octagon: long sigh Fine.
(scene then cuts to all cbt contestants (- maybe) next to beehive)
Beehive: Alright guys, we have to throw a birthday party for Maybe! Today's his birthday, and I believe we should accept him at this time. Who's with me?
(nobody cheers)
Candy Paint: Wooh.
Beehive: That's the spirit, Candy Paint! Now let's get to work!
(they all just stand there)
Doggie Bone: What do we even do?
Beehive: Oh yeah, I should probably organize who does what.
(beehive then grabs out a white board)
Beehive: Brown Kind of Flower, Neon Grassy, Yoyle Book, Octagon, and Candy Paint, you guys are the decorators. You will decorate the park.
Neon Grassy: Alright!
Beehive: Flavored Milk Straw, Paper Lantern, Doggie Bone, and Flamingo Plush, you guys are decorating buyers. You buy decorations from a shop.
Flavored Milk Straw: Why Paper Lantern, Doggie Bone, and Flamingo Plush?
Flamingo Plush: What, am I not fit for the job?
Flavored Milk Straw: Yes.
Beehive: Cat Bell, Milkshake, and Comic Book, you guys will be the gift buyers. Everyone puts what they will give Maybe for his birthday, and you guys will buy those gifts for Maybe.
Comic Book: I will not fail my friend!
Milkshake: Oh boy, this day will be interesting. (sarcasm)
Beehive: C, Pearly, and Daisy Flower, you guys will bake the cake for Maybe.
Pearly: I-IiiiI don't think I have any allergies for cakes?
C: That's good.
Beehive: Gucci Flip Flop, you're the gift wrapper.
Gucci Flip Flop: Okay.
Beehive: And Oxygen, you're the distractor. You will need to distract Maybe for the rest of the day until we signal that we're done with the party.
Oxygen: Fine.
Keychain: Wait, what about me?
Beehive: ..Oh! Keychain and Paperclip Snake, honestly, I don't care what you guys do. Just don't mess anything up.
Paperclip Snake: Dude.
Keychain: What.
Beehive: ...Okay, well that's everyone! Now get to work!
(oxygen then flies to maybe, who's in a porta potty. oxygen knocks on the porta potty door)
Oxygen: Maybe, come out of there.
(maybe opens up the porta potty door)
Maybe: What.
Oxygen: I got tickets for a movie. Wanna come?
Maybe: We both know you wouldn't usually pick me for a movie. What's going on.
Oxygen: Do you want to watch the movie or not?
Maybe: Maybe.
Oxygen: Just follow me.
(oxygen grabs maybes hand and runs to the movies. scene cuts to fms, paper lantern, doggie bone, and flamingo plush in a convinience store)
Flavored Milk Straw: Okay, guys, we have to buy only decorations. No candy, no snacks, no toys, no--
(flamingo plush and doggie bone crash a car into the candy isle)
Flavored Milk Straw and Paper Lantern: ...
Cheeto Johnferry: That's going to cost you $19,000 for damage of public property.
(flamingo plush checks her pockets to find any money, to only find nothing)
Flamingo Plush: Shoot, you guys have any money?
Doggie Bone: Uhhh..
Paper Lantern: No.
Flavored Milk Straw: Well I guess that means that what we're left to do is TAKE AND RUN!!
(paper lantern grabs cheeto by the arms while the others take what they can get)
Cheeto Johnferry: NOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL ALL FROM THE SHOP!
Flamingo Plush: Haha, cracker go munch munch!
Flavored Milk Straw: Alright, we have the stuff, now get in the car!
(paper lantern ties cheeto up and the four get in the car. they drive back to pendleberry park)
Cheeto Johnferry: CURSE YOU WHACKER PENCILS!
(scene cuts to the decorators sitting around, doing nothing)
Yoyle Book: Are we gonna do anything?
Octagon: Hope not.
(a car then crashes onto octagon. the decorating shoppers come out)
Flamingo Plush: We are never going to be allowed in that store ever again.
Paper Lantern: Yeah..
Candy Paint: Well now guys, we need to get decorating!
(candy paint grabs some birthday letters, and puts them on a wall. scene cuts to the cake bakers in their own kitchen)
Pearly: So, were gonna have to make a cake, huh?
Daisy Flower: Yes, quite.
C: We should make a vanilla cake!
Daisy Flower: Nah, that's too vanilla. I say we should make a strawberry cake. It's sweet and yummy!
Pearly: Whatever we make, I hope it doesn't give me allergies.
C: Strawberry cake? Hmm.. One moment.
(c leaves the kitchen)
Pearly and Daisy Flower: ...
Pearly: So uh, do you know how to make a cake?
Daisy Flower: Sure I do! I've made many cakes at my time.
Pearly: Can you.. teach me how to make one?
Daisy Flower: I would love to teach a fellow friend!
(pearly smiles. scene cuts to comic book, milkshake, and cat bell in the convinience store)
Comic Book: Woah. What happened here?
Milkshake: The Decorating Shoppers came here first, obviously.
Cat Bell: Wait, who is that tied up?
(cat bell points at cheeto jonferry, who has his hands tied up)
Cheeto Jonferry: HELP! HELP ME!
(comic book, milkshake, and cat bell stand there in silence)
Comic Book: D-
(milkshake covers comics book's mouth, and the three walk away slowly)
Milkshake: So, looking at this list.. We need to buy a shovel for Maybe?
Comic Book: Who would want a shovel for their birthday? I suggest we give him a better gift!
Cat Bell: Like what?
Comic Book: ...
(scene cuts to bkof on top of neon grassy, putting wall paper decals on the tower wall)
Brown Kind of Flower: Stop being wobbly, I'm trying to put the decals on!
Neon Grassy: I'm trying!
(brown kind of flower sees at the reflection from a tower window, a truck flying at him)
Brown Kind of Flower: What the WHAWHAHWA--
(truck crashes onto bkof. neon grassy loses grip and falls off)
Neon Grassy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(neon grassy falls to the ground, injured. the truck then falls on neon grassy, crushing him. comic book and milkshake then come out of the truck)
Milkshake: A TRUCK!? YOU WASTED ALL OF OUR BIRTHDAY BUDGET FOR A TRUCK!?!
Comic Book: Yeah!
Cat Bell: Does Maybe even like trucks?
Comic Book: Maybe.
(scene cuts to c trying to find strawberries. c then spots strawberry on milkshake)
Milkshake: Strawberry, do you think Comic Book's gone mad?
Strawberry: nods
C: Jackpot.
(c secretly swipes out strawberry)
Comic Book: Oh come on, I know Maybe will love this!
Milkshake: Oh really? Strawberry, do you think we should've gotten something else? ....Strawberry?
(scene cuts to daisy flower and pearly making a cake)
Daisy Flower: All you have to do here is keep mixing, then once you're done, we put it into the oven and wait!
Pearly: This was really fun to make!
Daisy Flower: I'm glad you had fun.
Pearly: This sounds really weird, but, you remind me of my mom.. I remember when I used to help her make dinner, and.. Agh, I really miss my mom.
(daisy flower makes a little bit of a chuckle)
Daisy Flower: Don't worry fella, if you ever feel down, you can always come to me for help.
(c busts down the door)
C: YEEAT!
(c throws strawberry in the cake, then throws the cake in the oven and bakes the cake to 750 degrees f)
Daisy Flower: What did you do that for?!
C: What, it's a strawberry cake!
Pearly: Not a good one..
C: Oh really, huh?
Pearly: ...
C: Good.
(scene cuts to gucci flip flop next to a table with a bunch of wrapping paper)
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, did the CB's and MS get their gifts yet?
(a truck falls on the table)
Gucci Flip Flop: YO WHAT THE F--
Comic Book: Wrap this truck!
Gucci Flip Flop: ...Uhh... I don't know if I can.
Comic Book: Of course you can! Just sing a song while you do it!
Gucci Flip Flop: Yeah.. that's a great idea!
♪ Wrap the truck, Wrap the truck, Wrap, Wrap, Wrap the truck (I said it!)
Wrap the truck, Wrap the truck, Wrap, Wrap, Wrap the truck (Wait what?)
Rappin about Wrappin a giant red truck (What?)
Moments like these make me say "What the --" (Fluff!)
This truck is expensive!
Beehive is pensive!
I hope I don't make any little scratches (Woop!)
Wrap the truck, Wrap the truck, Wrap, Wrap, Wrap the truck (I said it!)
Wrap the truck, Wrap the truck, Wrap, Wrap, Wrap the truck (Wait what?)♪
(the truck is fully wrapped)
Gucci Flip Flop: WOOH!
(gucci flip flop walks away from the table)
Cat Bell: Is anyone there? I'm stuck inside the truck!
(scene cuts to keychain sitting around, doing nothing, while paperclip snake reads a "MeBirthday" magazine)
Keychain: I'm bored.
Paperclip Snake: ....
Keychain: I'm borrred.
Paperclip Snake: ....
Keychain: ....
Paperclip Snake: I'm bored.
Keychain: Wanna do something?
Paperclip Snake: Sure.
(keychain and paperclip snake get up and go inside of the kitchen to see the oven on fire. daisy flower and c are arguing while pearly is getting an allergic reaction from high tempatures)
Keychain: dUDE WHAT
Paperclip Snake: DO WE HAVE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER
C: No, but I have a better idea!
(c then takes a piss on the fire)
Paperclip Snake: Seriously?
(c's pee then catches on fire)
C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(c runs off)
Daisy Flower: Uh oh.
(it turns into a sunset. scene cuts to maybe and oxygen watching "The Spongybob Square with no edges Movie")
Maybe: This movie sucks.
Oxygen: Yeah, you're right. Let's go.
Maybe: Alright.
(oxygen and maybe get up and leave the theatre. scene cuts to c running around leaving a trail of pee fire)
C: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Gucci Flip Flop: wOAH WOAH WOAH
(c pees on gucci flip flops leg, which catches gucci flip flop on fire)
Gucci Flip Flop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(c pees on the wrapped truck)
C: Uh oh.
(scene cuts to maybe and oxygen on a hill, far from pendleberry park)
Oxygen: Let's get you back to Pendleberry Park, alright?
Maybe: M-
(pendleberry park catches on fire and blows up and everyone dies. maybe and oxygen watch from the distance)
Oxygen and Maybe: ....
Oxygen: Huh.
Maybe: ...
Oxygen: ...Happy birthday, I guess.
Maybe: Yeah. Happy.
==Other==
=== me birthday ===
yeah its my birthday
wish me a happy birthday and give me gifts now i want gifts please and thank you
gifts
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