Maxima Blastenheimer

Maxima Blastenheimer is a gnome Darkmoon Faire cannoneer located at the Darkmoon Island, which is only available during the monthly Darkmoon Faire event. She operates the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon.
==Quotes==
;Gossip
Welcome! Step right up, don't be shy.
This here is my pride and joy... the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon! Ain't she pretty?
:It's simple! You give me a Darkmoon Game Token, and I toss you in and light the fuse.
:You'll "float" for a little while after you're shot, but you can descend quickly by dropping the "wings" I'll give you.
:You're aiming for a big floating target in the water right off the boardwalk.
:Just don't drop your wings while you're still over the ground, or... well... I don't sell life insurance!
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Welcome! Step right up, don't be shy. This here is my pride and joy... the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon! Ain't she pretty? You look a little big around the mid section, but I think you'll fit. Flying is so much fun, want to learn how?
:Oh that's simple! You use it like anything else you might activate. Don't worry, I'll take care of lighting the fuse. Once you're up in the air you'll notice that you'll seem to " float, " but that won't last forever. What you're aiming for is a target on the lake way over yonder. Make sure that you begin your descent by detaching your "wings" at the right time to land in the water, or, well, I don't sell life insurance.
==Quests==
*The Humanoid Cannonball 
==In Hearthstone==
*Maxima Blastenheimer appears as a legendary hunter card in the Madness at the Darkmoon Faire expansion for Hearthstone. Her flavor text reads: "Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game."
==Relatives==
She may be related to Bingles Blastenheimer, his son Ando Blastenheimer or Goby Blastenheimer.
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
Category:Gnome characters
Category:Cannoneers
Category:Darkmoon Faire
Category:Darkmoon Island NPCs
Category:Legends characters
Category:Hearthstone legendary cards
Category:Removed Elwynn Forest NPCs
Category:Removed Mulgore NPCs
Category:Removed Terokkar Forest NPCs
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