Vermin Supreme

Vermin Supreme is a politician. If he gets elected president of the United States of UnAmerica, everyone will get a pony.
The establishment banned him from debating because he scares them.
Also, his name is Vermin Supreme.
==Early life==
He was from Flibber-O-Loo, but his shoe was bigger than everybody else's, so he got exiled because everyone else thought he was being pretentious. Then he moved to the Boston, Massachusetts area, but grownups say Flibber-O-Loo doesn't exist, so they say he's actually from the Boston area. Nevertheless, he lived there long enough to see it in the fall, scuttling his hopes of becoming a pirate. The next best option was to be a dentist, like Dr. Gay Hitler. This also failed because he was too unstable, so he became a politician, but he still thought he was a dentist.
==Political career==
(He was also too unstable to be a politician, but he still thought he could be.) Vermin did what every politician should do and signed up for debates. Both the Democrats and even the Republicans rejected him from their parties because he was too weird.
And then the hallucinations started happening.
Some bored CIA agents decided to make him have weird dreams. Things culminated when he thought Jesus Christ told him to make Randall Terry gay. He didn't know exactly how to do that so he put glitter on him at the end of a debate (He actually thought he was successful.). Then the establishment finally realized he was actually a threat to their political power, so they decided to nerf him from politics.
Category:Third party politicians