Asshole Burger

“Hello, you’re in Asshole Burger... Hurry up and order for God’s sake!”
Asshole Burger is a well-known American fast food franchise famous for being rude to customers and purposefully talking down to everyone. Their poorly made food has insulting names, all packaging has sarcastic warnings to reluctantly conform to health and safety standards.
== Products ==
Many standard fast food options are served at Asshole burger, all with their own asshole twist.
* Asshole Burger- the standard Cheeseburger
* Stingy Asshole- regular Hamburger, no cheese
* Double Asshole- Double Cheeseburger
* What are you gay?- Vegan Hamburger
* Crow Burger- Chicken Burger.
* Dickhead Dog- Hot Dog
* Bent Dickhead Dog- Vegan Hot Dog
* Border Dog- Chilli Dog
* Fat-Ass Chicken- Bucket of Fried Chicken (various sizes)
* Stingy Fries- French Fries
* Dumb Ass Coffee- Coffee legally obliged to have a “caution; hot” warning. Dumb Ass Coffee reads ”Warning! Hot Coffee is hot, Dumb-Ass!”
* Big Dirty Bastard Burger - 1lb BBQ rib burger
* Cheapskate‘s soda- unlimited refill fizzy drinks.
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