The Weekend (Speedy the Porcupine)/Script

Oliver: "You know? It's a weekend tomorrow. Not just any kind, the third weekend this month, meaning the Sunshine Simpletons and Moonshine Morons are going to be up all day! Both of them together make a super annoying pair of terrorists to my happiness."
Speedy: "It's OK, Oliver. Sleep tight..." *gets pillows and a weighted blanket for Oliver* "and you'll dream, escaping the kids' shenanigans."
Oliver: "Sure... why not?"
The Next Morning..
Oliver: *still sleeping*
Speedy: "He'll be in a 2 day coma, but it's to escape the shenanigans of my friends."
Cream's House
Rudy: "This is tasty! Thank you for these wonderful treats, mom!"
Curd: "We always have some good food every morning!"
Rudy: "Maybe I could learn to cook from you more."
Cream: "You're very welcome!"
Rudy: "Gotta go by the way! It's time I have a meeting with my friends!"
Curd: *shocked to not remember* "Dang it, it's the third weekend of the month! Eggman Appreciation Day!"
Cream: *worried*
Heads: "Eggman Appreciation Day?"
Cream: *nods*
Heads: "Swift told me about his little sister, and that's when she's at her most annoying. Also Rudy AND Mia is a terrible combo. I fear the worst"
Cream: "I don't know why Amy hasn't been stricter with her, honestly."
Sun and Moon Headquarters
Kate: "It's the 3rd weekend of this month today!"
Simon: "Prepare for the Eggman Appreciation Day parade, especially since his birthday fell on this month."
Montage of Preparing for the Parade Starts
Rudy: "I've got my friend!"
Darcy: "Got the button to shoot all Egg Containers!"
Ruby: "Got my Egg Container!"
3 Hours Later...
Custard: "We haven't seen nothing from them today."
Curd: "Wow, looks like we're not having an Eggman Appreciation Day parade toda-"
Lots of Kids shout All Hail Eggman
Curd: "Spoke too soon."
Phone Ringing
Heads: "Mom! The phone is ringing!"
A red hand came up to pick up the phone
Fiona: "Hello?"
Heads: "Good sneak up mom!"
Fiona: "Heheh... anyways... Who is this?"
Amy: "Amy here!"
Fiona: "Oh, hey there!"
Amy: "The parade just started. Any way we can stop it?"
Fiona: "Tell your kids to stay put before they get into any trouble."
Amy: "There's too many of them! They include the son of your husband's friend, Rudy."
Fiona: "Well, I guess as long as they don't commit the war crime of hating the blue hedgehog, let them have their fun."
Amy: "Fine-"
Sonic: *runs to the phone* "Unlike last time this was done, it's not an April Fools joke!"
Fiona: "Oh, Sonic! Tell their parents to send them to boot camp."
Sonic: "They'll give their teachers a beating! Kate explicitly said it, and my younger daughter Mia is joining in!"
Fiona: "Who are these kids?"
Sonic: “The Sunshine Scandals and the Moonshine Muggers!”
Fiona: "I meant Kate and Mia."
Sonic: "Mia is the "brawns" of the bunch, and Kate is the Moonshine Merrymakers' leader."
Fiona: *smirks* "Well, Sonic, how about I give them the ol' intimidation tactics so they can learn their place?"
Sonic: "Just go, but watch out, their friends are there to give you a beating in case you interfere."
Fiona: "I don't think they can beat me."
The Parade where vehicles shaped similarly to the Flying Battery are accompanied with Launch Base-esque floats, with electronic bands playing the Flying Battery theme with Eggman hats and balloons being thrown in the sky
Darcy: "Don't get in the way, everyone. Get out of our way or you'll be hurt by the vehicles. I'm leading these bots to be the walkers."
Ankles: *pops out of the ground* "Stop right there!"
Kate: "Son of Knuckles, Ankles!"
Ankles: "I won't let you be such annoying fanatics of the evil traitor Dr. Eggman."
Rudy: "Wanna fight?"
Mia: "We're ready when you are ready."
Ankles: "Bring it on!"
Mia: *homing attacks Ankles while using the Masher, her hammer*
Ankles: *tries stopping, but the hammer hits both arms hard*
Mia: *charges her hammer attack*
Rudy: *jumps on Ankles*
Mia: *hits Ankles so hard, he gets sent to the sky*
Ankles; *glides back*
Mia: *homing attacks Ankles while he's gliding, then uses the Masher to pin him down by doing some sort of ground pound*
Ankles: *exhausted* "Yikes, Sonic and Amy trained ya hard."
Swift: *runs to Mia* "Mia! We have a new pet! Take care of him! Also why did you beat Ankles up?"
Mia: "He's trying to stop the parade-" *gasp*
Swift: "You know that beating your friend up and being an Eggman supporter are both bad."
Mia: "I told you not to touch it!"
Swift: "Touch what? The Badnik you got? What's so good about having a robot owned by the no good Dr. Eggman?"
Mia: *charges her hammer attack*
Rudy: *pulls Swift's tail without him realizing*
Mia: "I told you... NOT TO TOUCH IT!" *hits Swift with her charged hammer attack*
Swift: *gets hit and sent to the sky*
Mia: "I have your speed and Ava's hammer ability. See if you can make a comeback!"
Swift: *homing attacks Mia* "Little sisters think they're better than their older siblings. Fine, I'll deal with yo-"
Rudy: *grabs Swift by his tail and spins around, then throws him to the sky*
Swift: "Not again..."
Mia: *homing attacks Swift and hammers him away* "Good one Rudy!"
Rudy: "We're unbeatable! Sonic's son AND Knuckles' son both defeated is double credit!"
Fiona: "Then prove it!"
Rudy: "Fiona?"
Fiona: "If you knew what was good for you, you should've stayed home."
Darcy: "Not today!" *sends her the motobug she trained by throwing the Egg Container that contains this big ladybug*
Fiona: "Really?"
In Speedy's Condo...
Amateur Janitor: *presses random buttons and it opens a door to a secret headquarters-esque room* "What does this button do?" *presses the red button*
In The Streets..
Fiona: *leaps behind Darcy, then snatches her up by her shoulders*
Darcy: "Uh oh! Not good! Gotta drop all Egg Containers at once!"
Simon: "I have the button!" *presses it* "Wait, why isn't it working-" *sees the Egg Containers flying in the sky* "Oh, someone found our headquarters."
Bomber: *presses the button to the portal* "I've gotta go there!"
Fiona: *closes the portal after snatching the remote away*
Bomber: "Now how am I going to get there?"
Fiona: "Sorry, Daffy, but these kids need to be put in their place."
Bomber: "Where do I go then?"
Fiona: *pulls up her phone and dials the numbers of the police department in front of everyone, then kills the big Motobug*
The Egg Containers all land on the ground, showing a lot of the big robots
Rouge Bat Brain: "READY"
Cream Splat: "BOUNCING TIME"
Sonic Roller: "SONIC SPEED"
Knuckles Burrobot: "WE HAVE GOT YOU CORNERED"
Charmy Buzz Bomber: "YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE"
Espio Newtron: "WANT A FIGHT"
Fiona: *easily kills them all*
Darcy: "How did you-"
Bomber: *presses the button at the side of the portal station, opening the portal*
Fiona: *punches Bomber*
Bomber: *gets punched, but goes in the portal with a concussion*
The Sunshine Sports and Moonshine Merrymakers run to the portal quickly
Fiona: *gets in the portal in time*
Speedy: *presses the button of the portal staion* "And presto, they're gone!"
Sweet Garden
Bomber: "Well, it was my plan to make them escape. Not from you, from Gaia City to make them stop bothering Oliver."
Fiona: "WHY YOU LITTLE-"
The Sunshine Sports and Moonshine Merrymakers catapult ice cream on Fiona
Fiona: *dodges easily*
Bomber: "Now they are the- wow!"
Kate: "Keep her away!"
Rudy: "I have to go get the Ice Cream shooter machine!"
Mia: *runs to Holiday Store while bringing Darcy*
Holiday Store
Darcy: "Here's the blueprint for the mech!"
Mia: *builds it in 1 minute*
Back to the Sweet Garden..
Simon: "I am waiting for the mech."
It arrives with Darcy
Kate: "Perfect! It's ready! I have the mech and we have our groups!"
Fiona: "Not anymore."
Camera flashes to the mountain of defeated Sunshine Sports and Moonshine Merrymakers
Kate: "How did you-"
Fiona: "I'm amazing!" *looks at the toy mech*
Darcy: *activates all weapons, the laser, the spreading bullet, the bladed boomerangs, the bombs, and homing missiles*
Fiona: *dodges all of the projectiles with ease, and leads the homing missiles to Darcy's mech*
Darcy: *her toy mech gets destroyed* "What the-"
Fiona: "I don't see you just as kids anymore, I see you as a genuine threat to our city." *calls the police*
Darcy: "Don't call the police! I'm sorry!"
Kate: "Me too!"
Simon: "We're sorry, don't press the dial button!"
Fiona: "Fine."
Kate: "Are we threats to the world?"
Fiona: "Look at the crowd of citizens. They'd like to have a word with you."
Rudy: "Gotta tell mom that I participated in this fight!" *runs away*
Kate: "We're really sorry Fiona for trying to fight you."
Ruby: "How do we redeem ourselves?"
Fiona: *thinks and then says* "Well the first thing you need to do is to accept that you've committed a big mistake."
The kids write sorry letters to all of the citizens that looked at them, some with excitement, some with anger
Mia: "Even I feel bad."
Fiona: "And second, think twice before you do something stupid next time."
Simon: "We promise to not hit anyone. We'll continue our parade, but whoever reigns on our parade, we'll just kindly tell them to stop."
Charlotte: "Hooray for flattery!"
Kate: "Good idea, smart hamster!"
Charlotte: "Hope my big sister Ivy doesn't mess this up. She's so stupid, she might tell everyone that we might use flattery to stop the parade."
Everyone goes back to Gaia City by turning on the portal, even Bomber
Speedy: "You're back!"
Fiona: "Hi Speedy!"
Speedy: "Took care of them?"
Fiona: "Yep."
Speedy: "What should I do with them?"
Fiona: "Tell them to give an apology gift to Oliver. I know Oliver gets annoyed by them and Ivy easily."
Speedy: "OK!" *gets a megaphone* "Make Oliver proud, and give him your Irregular Series DVDs! We have a new place to make our headquarters."
Mia: *sneaks into Oliver's house and sets a 30 second timer*
Speedy: *brings all of the Irregular Series seasons to Oliver's house*
Alarm Rings
Oliver: *wakes up*
Speedy: "Now you can watch all seasons of your favorite show!"
Oliver: "Irregular Series? Thanks! You do care for me."
Speedy: "Of course we do Oliver! This is an apology gift from the Sunshine Sports and Moonshine Merrymakers."
Oliver: "Thank you! Now will you go away from me and never pester me again?"
Simon: "Sure!"
Kate: "We have a new headquarters right there with Bomber's portal."
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