Closing

This is the 32nd episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 4th episode of season 3.
== Transcript ==
(Hoopla is still traveling through the portal he entered from last episode. We see him play Chess with himself in the void, despite most of the pieces floating around.)
Hoopla: ...and checkma-
(Hoopla notices he is reaching the end.)
Hoopla: Oh, we're here!
(He falls flat on his face as he enters the new dimension.)
Hoopla: Oof.
(he picks himself up and looks around)
Hoopla: Hoopla? Anyone home?
(Silence)
Hoopla: Great. The writers have run out of ideas again. Guess I'm alone for the ride this time. I dunno if that's a good or a bad thing. Now, what's… going on here?
(He starts hearing the cheerful but eerie music in the background)
Hoopla: Did someone forget to put batteries in the music player? That sounds awful…
(The music continues playing)
Hoopla: Oh yeah, Bloxyl mentioned it was gonna be like this. Wonder why she didn't have much data on this place, though.
(The music continues playing)
Hoopla: Okay, this is getting weird.
(The music continues playing)
Hoopla: Can someone cut that out?
(The music continues playing)
Hoopla: Please?
(The music suddenly stops)
Hoopla: Phew.
(The music continues playing again. Hoopla screams and frantically runs around in circles.)
Hoopla: THIS PLACE IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!
(He suddenly stops in place and begins slowly breathing in and out several times.)
Hoopla: Okay, I feel better now. I guess now I just need to figure out what the heck I’m supposed to do here. (he looks around the abyss) Doesn't look like much.
(Hoopla notices various names of people scrolling down a colorful wall.)
Hoopla: Huh? 
(He approaches it and realises it is the SpongeBob SquarePants credits.)
Hoopla: Oh, I thought this song was familiar. It's the credits to The Loud House! I get it now! Boy, alternate dimensions are weird. 
(He watches the credits play out for a second.)
Hoopla: Well...now what. There isn’t much to fix here. Maybe I’m just to sit down and just listen, wait for something to happen.
(Hoopla sits down and quietly listens. After a few seconds, Hoopla’s eyes start slowly changing, like the music is casting a spell on him...but he doesn’t notice.)
Hoopla: Pretty… music.
(Hoopla's becomes hypnotized by the music as the credits continue and his eyes go swirly. After a few more seconds, he begins creepily humming to the tune.)
Hoopla: I never appreciated this music before now. I wonder why.
(Hoopla's surroundings suddenly turn pitch black.)
Hoopla: Huh?
(Hoopla looks down and realises he isn't standing on anything.)
Hoopla: Wait, where's the floor gone? (he starts running around panicking) The floor is missing! Why isn't the floo-
(He screams as he begins falling down the atmosphere. Various abstract creatures hiss at him in the background.)
Hoopla: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!
(he hits the floor)
Hoopla: Oof.
(SpongeBob materialises next to him.)
SpongeBob: (laughs) Hi, Hoopla!
Hoopla: SpongeBob? What are you doing here?
SpongeBob: (cheerfully) I'm listening to the music, silly! (laughs)
Hoopla: Okay, but I mean what is going on?
SpongeBob: Let's just think about the music, shall we buddy? Isn't it great?!
Hoopla: Uh, I guess so, but-
(he turns around to find Boopla)
Hoopla: Boopla?! How did you get here?
Boopla: Oh I'm just listening to the music.
Hoopla: But I thought-
Scooter: We're just experiencing high tide, dude! (laughs)
Hoopla: (sobs) Scooter? I thought you were- Wait, none of this is real, is it?
Scooter: Just like listen to the music, dude!
SpongeBob: Listen to the music, Hoopla!
Boopla: Listen to the music with us!
(The three hold hands and dance around Hoopla humming the tune. Hoopla screams and runs off.)
Hoopla: I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! THIS PLACE IS HECK!!!
(He looks back at the three still dancing and bumps into a giant person. The camera pans up revealing it to be an enlarged Tony.)
Tony: Tony
(Hoopla runs off screaming again, this time up a staircase composed of words from the credits falling from the sky. He reaches the end and falls back to the ground. The Flying Dutchman flies by and carries Hoopla with him. He is dropped on a tee and the Dutchman flies off.)
Hoopla: Phew.
(The camera pans over to a giant Squidward in a golf uniform. He begins to swing a golf club.)
Hoopla: SWEET NEPTU-
(The club hits Hoopla, shooting him across the area and he lands in a giant cup of tea on a kitchen table. The tea evaporates into several ghost-like apparitions that fly into the fourth wall cackling. Hoopla runs out of the cup and onto the table, dodging several giant fish wielding knives as he makes his way to the end. He jumps off the table and runs off.)
Hoopla: Think, Hoopla, think! What is it I need to do to get out of here?!
(Hoopla starts thinking, and a cardboard box appears in front of him)
Hoopla: This isn’t what I thought of! Although it isn’t a monster this time, so I’ll take it.
(He jumps inside the box and closes it.)
Hoopla: Phew. At least I'm safe inside here.
???: I'll say.
(The camera pans over to a poorly drawn version of Hoopla sitting next to him. Hoopla screams and runs back out.)
Poorly Drawn Hoopla: Wait! Don't go!
(Cut to presumably later where Hoopla is aimlessly wandering around the area in fear.)
Hoopla: I've lost all track of time, I have no idea what I'm meant to be doing, and I still have that stupid song playing on loop! 
(He trips over a familiar looking wrench.)
Hoopla: I hate that stupid wrench.
(He picks himself up, pockets the wrench and continues walking.)
Hoopla: Even if I get outta here, it might still be in my head for the rest of forever! Well...at least I’m safe inside my mind. (pause) Am I?
(Hoopla turns his eyeballs around to the inside of his head. The camera zooms in, and we are shown a seemingly infinite spiral staircase with tons of deep fears, with the most unnerving but fast song playing in the background.)
Hoopla: Holy crap! This can’t be..there has to be some sort of source to this...I don’t think about all of these things! Come on, brain, think!
(Hoopla’s brain starts turning its gears [which probably haven’t been turned in a long time], and the creepy music can be heard)
Hoopla: Ugh, I can't think over this music. Wait a second… (he listens to the music some more) Maybe the music is the problem! All of this started when I first sat down and listened to it. But wait. There's still one thing I don't understand. Where is the music coming from?
(Hoopla looks all around the area, desperately finding a source for the creepy music)
Hoopla: (sigh) This is hopeless.
(He then sees a music box inside an “O” in the credits sequence)
Hoopla: For once, the credits aren’t useless! I think I found the source.
(He hops from letter to letter, which are scrolling fast. He eventually reaches the “O”)
Hoopla: I wonder why out of all places, it’s in the letter “O”. (winks) Eh, that’s not important. Time to destroy this horrible thing.
(He takes the wrench out of his pocket and kisses it.)
Hoopla: Sorry baby. Once this is all over we can meet again at the lab of dimensions and make like Vassilyev.
(He begins smashing the music box with the wrench. The music becomes weirder and the dimension starts glitching out.)
Hoopla: Wuh- what's happening?
(He turns around to see various objects and people rising in the air.)
Hoopla: Oh no.
SpongeBob: (crying) He's destroying the music box!!
Alpooh: YOU MONSTER!
Hoopla: Bu- bu- I just wanna get out of here!
(He looks down at his beaten-up wrench)
Wrench: Why? Why did you have to do this to us?
Hoopla: I- I- I just-
(He begins rising up too.)
Tony: Tony. Wait didn’t we already make this joke.
Hoopla: WHAT IS HAPPENI-
(The screen cuts to black, before fading into Hoopla walking around an atmosphere similar to the beginning of the episodes except the music is no longer playing.)
Hoopla: Hoopla? Anyone home?
(Silence)
Hoopla: Great. The writers have run out of ideas again. Guess I'm alone for- hang on, am I having deja vu?
(He looks around.)
Hoopla: Huh. Everything looks like it's back to normal. Well, as normal as this place can get. And-
(He starts jumping up and down in joy.)
Hoopla: Yes! That stupid music is gone! I did it!
(He stops and looks around the area.)
Hoopla: Huh. I… did it. This place sure is lonelier than I remember. I guess all of those things I saw were inside my head. 
(He looks down and finds the same music box from before on the ground.)
Hoopla: Didn't I destroy you?
(He keeps staring at it.)
Hoopla: (chuckles) Maybe one more listen won't hur-
(Bloxyl suddenly emerges from a portal and drop-kicks the box across the area.)
Hoopla: Hey! Why did you-
Bloxyl: That music is infectious, Hoopla. 
Hoopla: I'll say. What are you doing here?
Bloxyl: Well, I was about to rescue you but… it looks like everything's turned out okay. You didn't listen to the music, did you?
Hoopla: I- uh…
Bloxyl: (sigh) I'm just glad you're okay.
Hoopla: What do you mean? What's so different about this place to that camp place or the (shivers) internet dimension?
Bloxyl: Quite a lot. This dimension is unstable, and magnifies your thoughts to a billion. 
Hoopla: It does what now?
Bloxyl: Nevermind. We should have realised where we were sending you earlier. However… your brain hasn't exploded so you must have done something right. I'm… slightly more confident of you now.
Hoopla: Thanks.
Bloxyl: Slightly. Now I’m going to send you to another dimension, alright?
Hoopla: Yeah, yeah, I know the drill by now. Where am I going?
Bloxyl: I actually haven’t chosen a place yet, what with what just happened and all. I’ll send you to one while you're already inside the wormhole. (looks at audience) For now, you’ll just have to wait and see what’s next…
Hoopla: What are you staring at?
Bloxyl: I don’t know, I just wanted to make it seem more dramatic than it actually is. Nothing bad’s gonna happen.
Hoopla: Heh, foreshadowing, am I right? Oh who am I kidding.
Bloxyl: Ok, get in there. (shoves Hoopla into a wormhole) 
(We see Hoopla floating inside the wormhole, when the camera zooms deep into his head and shows the power of the shadow monster slowly growing bigger and bigger, creating new dark thoughts everywhere. The music just showed the thoughts, the shadows created them. After that, the episode ends.)
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