Scary Cereals & Vitamin Deficiencies

Scary Cereals & Vitamin Deficiencies is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If the lovable cereal spokesman Boo Berry® were discovered to have a thiamine deficiency, which would be the best new name for him?
===Choices===
1. Lockjaw Berry
2. Beriberi
3. Thimple Thiamine
4. Berry-ly Bearable-berry
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Lockjaw Berry? No, that's what he'd get if he stepped on a rusty nail."
2. "Beriberi is a thiamine deficiency."
3. "Thorry, wrong anther."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Thank god those little marshmallows are chock full of vitamin B1."
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