Wherefore Art Thou a Coke Head?

Wherefore Art Thou a Coke Head? is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
In a bizarre test of manhood, four Shakespearean characters try to do a line of cocaine for every line of dialogue written for them. Who will have to snort the most coke?
===Choices===
1. Hamlet
2. Macbeth
3. Othello
4. Richard III
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Hamlet would have to do 1,422 lines of coke."
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3. "Well, the moor would probably have brain damage, but he'd only have done a mere 816 lines of coke."
4. "Yeah, Richard could brag to the other patients at the Betty Ford Clinic that he'd done 1,124 lines of coke, but at least one other guy there wouldn't be impressed."
===Answer Quote===
"Course, by that time, he'd also be able to stick his finger in one nostril and have a poke out the other."
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