Tis the Season/Transcript

* Shop employee: Well, hi there, sugar cube! Looks like someone's Christmas shoppin'! Anything I can help you find?
* Rebecca Parham: No.
* Shop employee: Aw, someone's got a case of the Christmas blues. Why don't you tell me all about it, darlin'?
* Rebecca Parham: Well, I'm just here for the yearly Christmas embarrassment. You see, I'm a terrible shopper and my family is very hard to shop for. So, yeah. My presents usually fall flat every single year.
* Shop employee: Oh. Don't you have anybody to come and help you shop?
* Rebecca Parham: Well...
* Nacie: [in another setting] Forget it. I am NOT going on another adventure with you. It's not my fault you can't be funny on your own.
* Rebecca Parham: [back to the original setting] No.
* Shop employee: Come on, sweetie belle. I'll help you shop for your family!
* Rebecca Parham: Sweetie belle?
* Shop employee: [singing]
* Welcome to our store
* We're glad you're here to spend
* Some money on your family
* And on your friends
* Christmas season comes
* Demanding you must buy
* Expensive gifts to show
* Love is not a lie
* For your mother if I should pinky 
* Some front row spurs game ticking
* Or the island of Castaway Cay''
* Rebecca Parham: What..?
* Shop employee: 
* What star Laurie dagger their Christmas Day
* Oh your mama khan yuvan or be
* Something stylish baking party
* Or a cameo snowglobe
* Rebecca Parham: Are you kidding?
* Shop employee: 
* After that we still got cheap cologne
* [sprays cheap cologne]
* For your sister I could see
* Falala lalala lalala
* Maybe she liked a new puppy
* Falala lalala lalala 
* Rebecca Parham: No!
* Shop employee:
* DVDs grow her collection
* Falala lalala lalala 
* Rebecca Parham: [singing] Aren't we all in a recession?
* Shop employee:
* Falala lalala lalala [stops singing] and for your brother.
* Rebecca Parham: Oh no...
* Shop employee: [continues singing]
* What's great for him?
* How about Skyrim?
* New Gears of War
* And Skyward Sword
* Here's Portal 2
* That's really new
* Assassin's Creed's
* I see victory
* And one more Mario Kart
* Call of Duty
* Arkham City
* Star Wars: The Old Republic
* Star Wars: The Old Republic
* Play all of these games
* All that it is
* Bankrupcy near!
* Collapsing here!
* Rebecca Parham: SHUT UP!!! I can't even afford any of this and even if I could, that is not what Christmas is about. I don't need expensive gifts or flashy decorations. I just need, my family... Whose love means more to me than anything I could ever buy.
* Shop employee: Well done, darling. Glad you know the true reason for the season. Now go home and be with your loved ones.
* Rebecca Parham: Thank you. Merry Christmas!
* [Plot twist: the shop employee was Nacie the whole time]
* Nacie: I knew she couldn't be funny without me.
* [Outro]
* Rebecca Parham: 
* What's great for him?
* How about Skyrim?
* New Gears of War
* And Skyward Sword
* Here's Portal 2
* That's really new
* Assassin's Creed's
* I see victory
* And one more Mario Kart
* Call of Duty
* Arkham City
* Star Wars: The Old Republic
* Star Wars: The Old Republic
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