VStreetTopsPromoter.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Happy 100 	{cheerfully obnoxious} "Hey, asshole!" 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 100 	Everyone loves a good insult, am I right? So you'll love Hadrian, LIVE at the Aces Theater! {cheerfully} 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Pull my finger, {puh-leeze} please! {obnoxiously loud and cheerful} 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 100 	See Billy Knight, King of the One-Liners - LIVE at the Aces Theater! If you miss it, you'll "Take your life, please!" {delivering the message with enthusiasm} 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Don't miss The Lonesome Drifter, LIVE at the Aces Theater! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Songs so sad and lonesome, audience members of the opposite sex will be fighting over who gets to go back to your room with you - guaranteed! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Ready to tap your toes and snap your fingers? Don't miss Bruce Issac, LIVE at the Ace Theater! 	
 	What sort of show are you talking about?	Happy 100 	Hadrian, the insult comic! "Did I stutter, fucktard?{"laughs} 	
 	What sort of show are you talking about?	Happy 50 	See, I'm using insults to promote the act. That was my idea! {proud of yourself} 	
 	What sort of show are you talking about?	Neutral 50	One-liners! The epi-tome of comedy! Little nuggets of hilarity irresistibly bringing forth laughter! {"epitome" mispronounced as "epi-tome" instead of "i-pi-tomi"}	
 	What sort of show are you talking about?	Happy 100 	You know, like "is that your face, or is a bowl of puke stuck in your collar?" I tell you, you gotta see this show! 	
 	Where do I find the Aces Theater? 	Happy 100 	At the coolest, hippest, swinging-est joint on the Strip, that's where! The Tops, baby - don't miss it! 	
 	Get away from me. 	Anger 20 	No need to be rude, pal. Just trying to bring the joy of entertainment into your life! 	
 	Who is the Lonesome Drifter? 	Neutral 50	Way I hear it, he's some whack job who used to spend his nights sitting around a campfire and howling to himself. {confiding in the player} 	
 	Who is the Lonesome Drifter? 	Neutral 50	Who wants to hear songs that make you wanna cry? I try to tell them. But hey, they don't pay me to ask questions. 	
 	Who is the Lonesome Drifter? 	Neutral 50	Do me a favor - go see the show. Otherwise they'll think I didn't do my job. 	
 	Who's Bruce Issac? 	Neutral 50	A velvety-voiced cool cat fresh out of New Reno, that's who! When Bruce sings, his smokey, dulcet tones will transport you to another world! 	
 	Where do I find the Aces Theater? 	Neutral 50	The Tops casino, my friend! If you're in the mood to knock back a few and frolic the night away, ain't no better place on Earth! 	
 	Stop bugging me. 	Neutral 50	Just doing my job, okay? Jeesh. 	
Category:Fallout: New Vegas dialogue files