Extra Credit Spikey

Cast:Spike,Erica,Batty,Mushu
Transcript
Erica:Ah,Super Water Blaster, $18.00. Distilled water, $1.80. Drinking Blood while Waiting, $7.00. (Spike comes in as Erica does a prank on him) Shocked look on victim's face, PRICELESS!
Spike:Well, I was going to be studious and focus on homework,but,I'll just tell Battyman that there was a flood! (Spike and Erica fight with the water blasters;Tomorrow)
Batty:Nice try,Spikey. If there been a flood in Charactown last night, I would've heard about it. (gives Spike an F+)
Spike:F+? Is that even a real grade?
Batty:Nah. It's me amusing myself. Anything below a D is a failing grade. (The other students laugh at him; Spike comes home and Erica lunges and starts tickling him)
Erica:Tickle Attack!
Spike:I hate when you do that! Are you done? Because I have homework to do,and I gotta focus!
Erica:FOCUS on the new Swampy McGator movie,huh? Triple the action,triple the stunts,triple the monkey action!
Spike:(is excited,but refused) Spikey be strong.
Erica:I'll get a popcorn,Mountain Dew,Super Sour,M&Ms,Assorted Gems?
Spike:You had me at 'bucket'. (they go;Tomorrow,Spike gets a Z-) Z-?!
Batty:Well,you turned on a blank paper,Spikey! So now I'm just making up grades to go inside with that. (Spike is scared;he goes home and studies)
Spike:Gotta study. Gotta study. (Erica returns from time travel)
Erica:I WENT TO THE BEST FUTURE EVER!
Spike:I don't want to hear about it. Spikey needs to be in the present. I can't get another Z-.
Erica:In the future, Ice cream was free!
Spike:Say what?
Erica:Free,Free,FREE! Our favorite mint chocolate chip!
Spike:Well,what are we waiting for? (they go back in time;Tomorrow)
Batty:Well,it's official. I out of my grades! Oh,sure if I get you a Triple Z-,but with so many failed grades, we're beyond that! Well,there's nowhere left to go but Summer School.
Spike:Summer School? I can't do Summer School. Because that's like school- in the summer! And summer is the time where a young boy's life,making the fondest memories. Catching fireflies,making S'mores,playing catch with their dad. All times they can look back on later life when they're old and stuff,like you.
Batty:Now,let's go to the Principal's office and get you signed up for...
Mushu:...Summer School. Hmm. I'm implanning a new policy.
Batty:Ugh. Do you have to?
Mushu:Because every child deserves to enjoy their summer. Catching fireflies,making S'mores,playing catch with their dad. All times they can look back on later life.
Spike:Dude! That's exactly what I said! Our minds are totally simplaticous!
Batty:But,but,he didn't do the work! What kind of example are we saying?!
Mushu:Let's give him a chance to earn him some extra credit,and bring his grades up! I'm sure he can think of something he can do. Academically or chores. I'll leave it up to you. (Batty growls at Spike) You can start tomorrow.
Spike:But tomorrow's saturday! I have like a full day of cartoons,snacks,video games,becoming one with the couch cushion!
Mushu:Ok,so I assuming you're choosing summer school.
Batty:Don't think for a minute I'm gonna make it easy for ya. The Principal may think you don't belong in summer school,but I do!
Spike:Bring it on!
Batty:Ho,ho. It's brung! I want uh-uh...a 15-page report in my desk in an hour,of History's greatest and powerful warriors! (leaves)
Erica:(hearing the whole thing) 1 Hour?! Ok. Let's get to the library. I'll cruise the aisles for the books in the subjects,you go on the internet (studders) We're not gonna do that are we?
Spike:No. I have an invention I borrowed from Twilight & Eva. The Handtell matter Transferinator! (they go inside) Super tough and strong fighting Samurai and Ninja warriors ready for extra credit battle! (he summons a samurai and ninja) This is going to be so cool!
Erica:Who do you think will be tougher? Samurai or Ninja? My money's on the Ninja. They're sneaky.
Spike:No way! Samurai for sure. He's got a weight advantage. Now,let's do this thing! Samurai! Ninja! Fight now! (the samurai and ninja fight,but causes havoc in the front yard) That can't be good. (the warriors fight inside and Batty sees what's happening but is attacked by the warriors;he gets out of the fight and Batty is in his underwear)
Batty:SPIKEY!!!! (cut to office)
Mushu:Well,He was doing research on the paper you assigned,so,let's give him one more chance,shall we?
Batty:(cut to roof) Since school work doesn't seem to be your strong point,Spikey,the new way I've come up with for you to earn extra credit is...by tarring the entire school roof today!
Spike:There's no way I can do that!
Batty:Ah! So just so we're clear? You're forefieting your chance of extra credit,right??
Spike:Ugh. Mop me. (leaves)
Erica:You know,you might as wanna consider Summer School. (Spike gets mad at her) Just saying. (Spike gets the construction drones) I can't believe your sisters just let you have their construction drones.
Spike:They know what side the Om Nom their toast is buttered on,and when the drones are doing all the work,we'll be chillaxing on the ledge,playing handheld video games. (puts pillows on the ledge)
Erica:Well,supervising does have it's perks.
Spike:Drones! Tar the roof! (the drones tar the roof)
Erica:You know,even with the drones doing all the work,it's still gonna take all day.
Spike:That's what you think,my cutey buddy! Drones! Faster! (they do it faster) And play fast roof tarring music! (they do music,but their tarring goes out of control)
Erica:Yeah. I think they might be TOO FAST! (a drone refills the tar,then splashes the tar on the floor in a drone's path,and the drone slipped and pushed the tarmaker to the side of the school;Batty notices and screams when the tar hits him)
Spike:Ok. That sounded bad. (the drones runs across the ledge and destroys the pillows,making feathers on Batty,he screams)
Batty:SPIKEY!!!!!
Erica:And that sounded worse. (cut to office)
Spike:Ok,before you say anything,or laugh,he made me tar the roof! (Mushu chuckles)
Mushu:Accidents happen,Battyman.
Batty:Accidents?! So far today all because of Spikey,I was almost shazemed by a ninja,now,tarred in feathers! Whatever happened to dishing out good ol fashion discipline?
Mushu:One more chance!
Spike:Yes! Thanks,Mr.Mushuman.
Batty:I'm gonna see you in Summer School yet.
Spike:Ah. It's good to have dreams. (cut to schoolyard)
Batty:You may have won a few battles,Spikey,but welcome to the war! Now,in order to earn your extra credits, you have 3 hours to mow the grass on the old baseball and soccer fields,and the school driving range!
Spike:In the bag! (laughs) Get it?
Batty:Yeah,that's funny. You can laugh about it all through summer school. Come find me when you realize you can't do this,and give up.
Spike:Dude,I am so not giving up!
Batty:Oh,you will! You will. And just to be safe,I'll be instead in the safe room in the science lab! (leaves)
Erica:You're school has a safe room?
Spike:I guess. Whatever that is.
Erica:It's an unbreakable room people use to hide in from danger,it's usually used by gangsters,people of the woodness protection program and teachers who are afraid of extra credit seeking students named Spikey Test. I assume you're doing mowing on the fields and the driving range. And that mower's pretty small and old.
Spike:Who cares? Because I'm not using this piece of junk. To the shed! (cut to safe room)
Batty:I am so "safe" and he is so going to Summer School! (cut to shed)
Erica:Are you sure about this? (they reveal a super fast mower)
Spike:Now,this is what I call a lawnmower!
Erica:Your sisters really outdid your- (they go at a high speed) -SELF!!
Spike:(they arrive at the school and he first mows the baseball field...) One down! (...and the soccer field) Two down and on to the driving range! That extra credit is so mine! I can taste it!
Erica:Bleugh. All I taste is grass and pollen.
Spike:Almost there...
Erica:SPIKEY! Look out for the- (they drove over a bucket of golf balls,causing one to bounce around to inside the science lab,breaking lots of gas canisters and breaks a gas can,breaking the safe room door,and Batty notices;he smells)
Batty:I smell- (an explosion occured,ashtonishing Spikey and Batty lands hurtfully)
Erica:I gotta say,I'm really interested to have this whole thing turn down. (cut to inside the school)
Spike:Well,the good news,The principal gave me an A for effort,and since the lawn was mowed,the extra credit I need to avoid Summer School!
Erica:And what's the bad news?
Spike:(go outside and sees what is the bad news) It's gonna take me all summer to clean the mess I made of the school!
Erica:Ah,irony.
Batty:I told you I see you in school in the summer,Spikey! Start filling the truck! (leaves)
Mushu:Not so fast,Batty.
Batty:Wha?
Mushu:Since you gave Spikey ridiculous and dangerous extra credit assignments,you can help him clean up too.
Batty:But I...Teacher...Summer School- Spikey! This is all your fault!
Spike:Me?! If you were a better teacher,I would be doing S'mores and fireflies by now!
Batty:What?! If you weren't a student,I'd be...I'd be...Well,I wouldn't be doing this!
Mushu:Less talking,more shovelling,you two! (they start working)
Erica:Again,the irony.
The End