Aquatic Goblins/Arriving at Emerald City (Kiki Version)

(Back at Maleficent’s castle, Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, the Sanderson Sisters, Diablo, and a flying Aipom watched through Maleficent’s giant crystal ball and smirked evilly at each other, although Aipom just gave a goofy grin)
Maleficent: Look at them, merrily heading to Emerald City.
Splatter Phoenix and Winifred: Indeed.
May: We can show them!
Sarah: (Excitedly at first) Yes! (Then confused) Show them what?
(After Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, and Winifred gave Sarah a "Really?" look, they, Sarah, and Mary then turned to a group of Aquatic Goblins)
Maleficent: You know the plan.
(The Aquatic Goblins gurgled a bit in agreement with salutes and then Maleficent teleported them to where Emerald City is. Back at the forest, Kiki’s group continued their trek until they came upon the exit and saw....)
Aryll: There it is, guys!
Link: Emerald City!
Tombo: Wow!
Satsuki: We’re almost there at last!
Zelda: I can honestly say it’s beautiful.
Elise: (Nods) Especially when they are preparing the floating lantern festival tonight!
Kiki: And this Wizard must be wonderful to live in a city like that!
Tiger: Well, come on!
Yuffie: Less chatting, more running!
Popple: Like she said, see?!
Quackerjack: Race ya!
Pinocchio: You’re on!
(They run out of the forest towards Emerald City where the Yellow Brick Road ends and then they stopped in their tracks to see….)
Liquidator: We don’t remember any lake in the way.
Christopher: Let alone a murky one.
(Suddenly, they see something swimming beneath the murky water)
Yuki: Uh, guys, is it just me?
Jiji: Or are we seeing something swimming in there?
Mushu: You’re not the only ones. Somethin' creepy is down there.
(Kiki suddenly noticed a stepping stone bridge leading to the other side)
Kiki: There’s stepping stones!
(Then she, Zelda, and Elise sensed the lake with their magic)
Elise: This lake is dangerous.
(Kiki's group got confused)
Elise: It’s full of dangerous Aquatic Goblins.
Kiki: From what I sensed with Zelda and Elise, they’ll drag anyone who approach these kind of waters and drown them.
Elise: And the worst part....
Zelda: This lake won’t allow flying.
(Kiki's group got concerned)
B.E.N.: (Hugging Megavolt in concern) I’m not getting rusted solid from the water!
Megavolt: Uh, you can let go now.
(Realizing, B.E.N. does so)
Zelda: But there’s more. Those stepping stones have a barrier around them that the Aquatic Goblins can’t get us through.
Mei: So, if we jump across on those stones….
Kanta: We’re safe.
Jiji: That's a relief.
Sora: I'll say.
(Tiger got determined suddenly)
Tiger: Aquatic Goblins or not, there’s no way they’re stopping me from getting courage! I’m going for it!
Fievel: Atta-boy, Tiger!
Kogane: Yeah!
Lea: This’ll be easy.
Kiki: Just like hopscotch.
(Kiki's group got determined with smiles and after both Yuffie and Popple got on the first stepping stone, the Aquatic Goblins emerged to grab them, but a barrier stopped them, much to Kiki's group’s relief)
Yuffie and Popple: Okay.
Wes: Cue exotic dance music!
Ray: And as for me, I be riding on Mushu.
Mushu: (Allowing Ray to sit on his right shoulder) Gotcha.
(Then, exotic dance music began playing in the background as Yuffie and Popple make it across without falling in. Soon, the others followed suit carefully and a little slowly. Kiki and Satsuki crossed last and makes it, but at the edge of the lake. And after the music ended, just when they sigh in relief while Ray flew off of Mushu's right shoulder, a group of Aquatic Goblins leapt out at the edge and grabbed both Kiki, Satsuki, and even Zelda’s own skirt rims and legs)
Ray: Hang on, Chers!
(The others, even Elise, ran up and pulled a tug-o'-war with the Aquatic Goblins over Kiki, Satsuki, and Zelda. Unfortunately, the Aquatic Goblins started to give a powerful tug. Suddenly, Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, Zelda, and Elise heard Odette and the Blue Fairy's voices of encouragement in their heads)
Odette: (Voice-over) Children, Zelda and Elise, use your magic and items!
Blue Fairy: (Voice-over) And the Elemental Weapons!
Odette and Blue Fairy: (Voice-over) Hurry!
(Getting it, Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Zelda, and Elise used their magic, items, Elemental Bow and Arrows, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Sword to whack the Aquatic Goblins away, much to Kiki's group’s surprise and freeing Kiki, Satsuki, and Zelda from their grips. Just when the Aquatic Goblins were about to grab Kiki, Satsuki, and Zelda again, they saw the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows, panicked, and swam away, much to Kiki's group’s relief and happiness)
Mei: You, Link, and Christopher were right, Aryll!
Kanta: Those monsters are afraid of the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows!
Jiji: Like you said!
Link's group: Told you so, guys.
Aryll: Never doubt it.
Ray: (Nods, squeals a bit in delight) And we ain't.
(Suddenly, the Aquatic Goblins emerged livid at first, but then seeing the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows again, they froze in fear. Kiki’s group gave smug smiles and together, Kiki, Tombo, and Satsuki used their respective Elemental Bow and Arrows, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Sword’s powers after Mushu spoke up)
Mushu: Show them.
Kiki, Tombo, and Satsuki: Earth!
(Then a bunch of vines emerged from the ground, along with the Elemental Arrow Kiki shot near the Aquatic Goblins, wrapped up the Aquatic Goblins, and threw them far away from where Kiki's group is)
Jiminy: And like fish, they can’t breathe air.
Ray: So we got lucky!
Yuki and Jiji: Yep!
(Suddenly, after the lake vanished, Odette and the Blue Fairy arrived via the bubbles and Kiki's Kansas group and Sora's group got happy upon seeing them)
Kiki's Kansas group and Sora's group: Hi, (Hello,) Odette and Blue!
(Kiki's group got up and Kiki's Kansas group and Sora's group hugged the good witches, who hugged back with a bit of laughter)
Zelda: So they’re the Blue Fairy and Odette, the Good Witches of the South and North respectively.
Elise: We've heard about them.
(After the hugging ended, the Blue Fairy and Odette noticed Kiki's group and greeted them)
Blue Fairy: I see you are making good progress to get your dreams.
Odette: And we congratulate you, especially Yuffie's group, having seen the error of their ways.
(The non-serious members of Kiki's group chuckled bashfully a bit while rubbing the back of their heads. Then Pinocchio changed the subject)
Pinocchio: Anyway, what are you both doing here?
Blue Fairy: Going to Emerald City to attend the Lantern Festival.
Odette: As well as a certain mushroom people.
Sora's group: (Amazed) You mean...?
Odette: (Nods) Yes.
(They looked and saw the Toads running happily to Emerald City while waving hello to them)
Toads: Hi, guys!
(Odette and the Blue Fairy then spoke up)
Odette: Anyway, once you reach Emerald City yourselves, we’ll let you surprise the citizens on why you’re here.
Blue Fairy: And then let them know about Kiki's Kansas group’s heroic deed of killing Queen Narissa the Wicked Witch of the East.
(Kiki's Oz group got surprised and turned to Kiki's Kansas group and Sora's group)
Mushu: (Amazed while Cri-Kee squeaked a bit in amazement and curiosity) Seriously?!
Jessie: You really killed Narissa?
(Kiki's Kansas group and Sora's group nodded)
Kiki and Satsuki: Yeah.
Mei: Our house crushed her in Toad Town.
Tombo and Kanta: Maleficent’s sister and Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters’ other partner.
Lea: And as I memorized with Sora's group, the house fell on her like a ton of bricks.
Yuki, Jiji, and Dream Eater pets: Yep! (Exactly.)
(Kiki's Oz group became impressed)
Wes: Well, well, well, looks like we got a bunch of wicked witch slayers.
Yuffie, Popple, and Jessie: You said it.
Liquidator: Especially ones that crush one with a house.
Kanta: Technically, it was an accident at first….
Kiki: But we accepted our heroic deed.
Tombo: And we’re Toad Town’s National Heroes.
Riku: Even gave them busts with their names.
Sora's group except Riku: (Agreeing) Yep. (That's right.)
(Kiki's Oz group smiled and nodded in agreement. Then the Blue Fairy and Odette got ready to leave)
Kiki: Nice seeing you again!
Odette: Same here.
Blue Fairy: Good luck going in.
(They turned into bubbles and floated to Emerald City. Back at Maleficent’s castle, Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, Winifred, and Diablo saw the whole thing in anger as Sarah, Mary, and Aipom got concerned and nervous)
Splatter Phoenix and Winfred: Curses!
Maleficent: Those rotten good witches had to help those brats!
Mary: (Scared) And to make matters worse, they have the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows!
(Even Sarah whined a bit in concern. Maleficent and Winifred calmed them, with Winifred being angry and annoyed)
Winifred: I'll have your guts for garters, girls! Get a grip!
Maleficent: But items or no items, we’re still great enough to conquer those brats.
Splatter Phoenix: (Agreeing) And woe to those who try to stop us!
(Sarah and Mary eased down slowly and understood)
Sarah: Okay, we're good.
Mary: Okey-dokey, Winnie and Maleficent. Sorry.
(Back at the field, Kiki’s group turned to each other happily)
Kiki: Shall we?
Kiki’s group except Kiki: Yeah! (Yes!) (Oui, Cher!)
(Then they run towards the entrance to Emerald City as a chorus is heard singing)
Chorus: (Voice-over) You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
Keep straight ahead
For the most glorious place
On the earth or the sky
Hold onto your breath
Hold onto your heart
Hold onto your hope
March up to that gate
And bid it open
(Back at Maleficent’s castle, Maleficent got her wand ready like a broomstick as the Sanderson Sisters rode behind her on their own broomsticks, Splatter Phoenix flew on her magic paint brush like a hoverboard, and Diablo flew by them, with Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, and Winifred chuckling evilly a bit in determination as Sarah, Mary, and Aipom looked on excitedly)
Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, and Winifred: To Emerald City at fast speed!
Sarah and Mary: Broom ho!
(The five evil witches then flew off quickly out of the room window into the air towards Emerald City, cackling evilly a bit, with Diablo flying by them. Back at Emerald City, Kiki's group arrived at the entrance)
Chorus: (Voice-over) You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
March up to that gate
And bid it open
Open
(Noticing a string to a bell, Kiki pulled it, but to Kiki's group’s confusion, it made a rusty sound. Then Rabbit popped out at the door window in annoyance)
Rabbit: Who tried to ring that bell?!
Kiki’s group: We did.
Rabbit: Can’t you read?!
Yuki: (Confused) Read what?
Rabbit: The notice!
Kiki’s group: (Confused) What notice?
Rabbit: (Points at the right side of the entrance) It’s right here!
(Then he noticed it’s not hung up, and chuckled a bit in embarrassment. Then he got annoyed, pulled the sign out, and hung it)
Rabbit: Read it and do what it says!
(He goes in. Kiki's group shrugged and did what he told them to do)
Kiki’s group: (Reading) Bell out of order. Please knock.
Hayner: Huh, now he tells us.
(They shrugged again and Kiki knocks on the door instead. Rabbit answered through the window again, more happier)
Rabbit: That’s better!
(He changed the subject)
Rabbit: Anyway, state your business.
Kiki’s group: We want to see the Wizard.
(Rabbit got surprised, as if a hammer hit him in the chest, then he got annoyed)
Rabbit: But nobody’s ever seen the Great Oz himself! Even I never saw him!
Kiki: Then how do you know there is one?
Jiji: If that were true?
Kairi: We know for a fact that he's here.
Rabbit: Because of rumors. Now go away! You’re wasting my time!
(He noticed Yuffie's group)
Rabbit: Especially you ten con artists that conned Razoul!
(Kiki’s group stood up for Yuffie's group)
Zelda and Elise: Wait!
Yuki: They’re sorry for it.
Ray: They seen the light.
(Kiki's group turned to Yuffie's group for support)
Kiki's group except Yuffie's group: Right?
(Yuffie's group piped their agreement in)
Rabbit: (Sighs in defeat) All right. Apology accepted from you ten. But go away!
Satsuki: Hold it!
Rabbit: (Groaning a bit) Now what?!
Satsuki: We want to see the Wizard.
Kiki: In fact, the Blue Fairy and Odette sent us.
Mei, Yuki, Jiji, and Sora's group: It's true.
Tombo: Gave us magic items even.
Kanta: That's right.
Zelda and Elise: And we want to see the Lantern Festival for our shared birthdays.
Rabbit: If you have magical items and if it’s your shared birthdays today, prove it.
(Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, and Kanta showed their magic items and Satsuki, Tombo, and Kiki's respective Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows, and Zelda, Elise, and Link's group showed Rabbit the picture and Rabbit got surprised at first, then impressed)
Rabbit: (Surprised) Wow! Those items…! And those two girls…? (Impressed and happily) Well, I’ll be darned! Why didn’t you say so in the first place? That’s a cab of a different color! Come on in!
(He laughs a bit and closes the window. Then the door opens and Kiki's group entered as Rabbit made his announcement happily)
Rabbit: Welcome to Emerald City!
(Kiki's group, except a smiling Link and Yuffie's groups, looked around in wonder)
Kiki’s group: Wow….
Ray: Tres bien! Now this is upper class beauty.
(The citizens noticed and got confused)
Citizen 1: What is Yuffie's group doing here?
Citizen 2: Who’re they?
(Then Toadsworth spoke up)
Toadsworth: Not to worry, everyone! This is Kiki and Jiji Witherspoon, Tombo Wiley, Satsuki, Mei, and Yuki Kusakabe, and Kanta Ogaki of Kansas we told you about.
(The citizens got surprised and then excited)
Citizens: Wow! Really?
(They went up to Kiki's group in wonder)
Rabbit: All right! Back off! And in case you want to know why Yuffie's group is here, they’re sorry for conning Razoul!
Tombo: Is this Razoul that guard they conned?
Rabbit: Yes.
Yuffie: (To Rabbit) Which we now regretted doing.
Popple: (To the rest of Yuffie's group) Right?
Wes, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: Yeah!
(The citizens nods in realization and after waving goodbye, they resumed their business of preparing the festival. Suddenly, a yellow toon cab drove up to them, being driven by a male toon anthro rabbit with white fur, short orange hair on the top of his head, pink ear interiors, blue eyes, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a blue bowtie with yellow polka dots, a pair of red overalls, and yellow gloves. They are Benny the Cab and Roger Rabbit respectively)
Roger: Hello, fellow guests! How can we be of service for you?
Benny: Where to first?
Kiki: We like to see the Wizard.
Roger and Benny: (Surprised) The Wizard?
(Amazed that they want to see their Wizard, whoever he may be to Kiki's group, the two gave in happily)
Benny: Okay! Hop on board!
Roger: But first, we’ll take you to the spa to get cleaned up!
(Kiki's group got happy)
Kiki’s group: Thanks! (Thank you!)
(They board the carriage)
Kiki: We deserve a good prim and proper before the Wizard.
Elise: I agree!
(Suddenly, Benny changed his skin to purple, much to Kiki's Kansas group’s surprise)
Satsuki: You changed color!
Mei: That's cool!
Kiki: We’ve never seen a color-changing cab before!
Tombo, Kanta, Yuki, and Jiji: Neither did we!
Benny: (To Kiki's Kansas group) And you now do! (To Roger) Right, Roger?
Roger: That's right! He’s the cab of a different color you heard about!
(They laughed a bit and then as Roger and Benny drove Kiki's group to the spa while Benny changed some colors on his skin from purple to green to red, the citizens and Toads began singing)
Emerald City Citizens and Toads: Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That’s how we laugh
The day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Buzz buzz buzz, chirp chirp chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That’s how the crickets
Crick all day
In the merry old land of Oz
We get up at twelve
And start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch
And then at two we’re done
Jolly good fun
(Benny parked in front of the spa and Kiki's group entered as the singing continued)
Emerald City Citizens and Toads: Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That’s how we laugh
The day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That’s how we laugh
The day away
With a ha ha ha
And a ho ho ho
In the merry old land of Oz
(In the spa, Kiki's group is getting cleaned and fixed up. Yuki, Jiji, Jiminy, Fievel, Mushu, Cri-Kee, Meowth, Liquidator, Ray, and the Dream Eater pets, with Jiminy and Fievel wearing swimming shorts while their clothes are getting washed, are getting bathed, Pinocchio’s wooden body and clothes are getting cleaned and fresh, B.E.N.’s rusty body is shiny again with his compass section on his chest recolored white again, Kiki, Satsuki, Mei, Zelda, Elise, Aryll, Yuffie, Jessie, and the female members of Sora's group are getting their nails done, Tombo, Kanta, Link, Christopher, Bushroot, and the male members of Sora's group are getting massages, Tiger is getting his claws filed and some of his thick fur trimmed a bit, and Popple, Wes, James, Megavolt, and Quackerjack are getting a massage and wearing swimming shorts while also getting their clothes washed. The woman working on Kiki’s nails is a hot and beautiful toon woman with red orange elbow-length peek-a-boo hair, green eyes, and wearing makeup, a red sleeveless evening dress exposing her shoulders and back and with a slit on the left leg, purple arm gloves, and pink high-heeled slippers. She is Jessica Rabbit, the head of the spa and Roger’s wife)
Emerald City Employee 1: Scrub scrub here
Scrub scrub there
And a couple of brand new wax
That’s how we keep you
Young and fair
In the merry old land of Oz
Emerald City Employee 2: Rub rub here
Rub rub there
Whether you’re tin or bronze
That’s how we keep
You in repair
In the merry old land of Oz
Jessica: We can make a dimple smile
Out of a frown
Kiki: Can you even dye my nails
To match my gown?
Jessica: (Nods) Uh-huh.
Kiki: Jolly old town
Emerald City Employee 3: Clip clip here
Clip clip there
We give the roughest cat claws
Tiger: That certain air
Of savoir faire
In the merry old land of Oz
(Once all nice and clean, Kiki's group, with Jiminy, Fievel, Popple, Wes, James, Megavolt, and Quackerjack wearing their clean clothes again, got ready to leave happily)
Kiki’s group: Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha ha
Ha
(They then all sang as they left the spa)
Everyone: That’s how we laugh
The day away
In the merry old land of Oz
That’s how we laugh
The day away
With a ho ho ho
A ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho....
(Suddenly, an Emerald City woman screamed in fright upon seeing something in the sky, getting everyone’s attention. The citizens, Toads, and Kiki's group looked up and saw to their shock Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters flying in the sky, leaving black smoke behind as Diablo flew beside them. The five evil witches cackled evilly a bit as they begin writing a message in the sky with the black smoke)
Tiger: Are they…?
Kiki: Yes!
Satsuki: Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, and the Sanderson Sisters!
Tombo: And Diablo the Raven!
Mei, Kanta, Yuki, and Jiji: Without a doubt.
Aqua: Those creeps!
(They read the message)
Fievel: (Reading) Surrender Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, Zelda, and Elise.
(Kiki's group got shocked)
Fievel: “Surrender?!”
(The citizens got concerned)
Citizen 1: We can’t hand those heroes over to them! But who are Zelda and Elise?
Citizen 2: I don’t know, but they might be the girls that look like and have the same names and shared birthdays as our lost princesses!
Citizen 3: The Wizard will explain this!
(The citizens ran towards the door leading to the Wizard. Kiki's group noticed as Zelda and Elise saw the message disappear in the sky in shock)
Kiki: Thankfully, they’re not handing us over at least.
(A citizen runs by)
Citizen 4: That’s right! You’re our saviors!
Pinocchio: Well, let’s go see the Wizard!
(They noticed Zelda and Elise looking on in shock)
Christopher: Is something wrong, girls?
Elise: We know who Maleficent and Diablo are.
Zelda: But she’s Splatter Phoenix and they're the Sanderson Sisters?
Jiji: You know Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters?
Kanta: If so, how?
Yuki: How do you know them?
Roxas: What's going on?
(Scared at first, Zelda and Elise got glum and confessed)
Zelda: Yes.
Elise: Splatter Phoenix is our mother and the Sanderson Sisters are our aunts.
(Kiki's group got surprised)
Elise: We honestly had no idea those four wanted to kill you!
Zelda: When we see them occasionally, they were never like that!
Mushu: It's true from what Cri-Kee and I saw, especially when we both hide from them since those four witches hates cute animals and creatures like us.
(Even Cri-Kee chirps a bit in agreement. Deciding to believe Zelda, Elise, Mushu, and Cri-Kee, Kiki’s group nodded in an understanding way)
Kiki: Well, we understand.
Satsuki: But those four must’ve tried to trick you both into staying in that tower.
Tombo, Mei, Kanta, Yuki, and Jiji: Exactly.
Elise: And there’s something else Zelda and I wish to ask.
(Kiki's group listened)
Elise: We wanted to prove to them that you’re our friends and not thieves.
Kiki's Kansas group and Sora's group: "Thieves?"
(They looked at Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, and Kanta's items)
Kiki and Satsuki: We’re not thieves.
Kanta: They were given to us by Odette and the Blue Fairy.
Tombo: They're gifts, not stolen.
Yuki: And Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, and the Sanderson Sisters were the real thieves before.
Mei: That's right.
Sora: My group and I were there when it happened.
Jiji: It's true.
(Realization dawning upon them, Zelda and Elise smiled slowly)
Zelda: So, what you’re saying is true.
(Kiki's group nods)
Link: Yeah, we would never lie to you.
Elise: (Happily) I guess we were right and those four were wrong the whole time!
Zelda: (Agreeing happily) We have friends!
(Kiki's group agreed. Then noticing the crowd hurrying to the Wizard, they changed the subject)
Elise: Shall we?
(They nod and hurry along. Hidden in some hedge bushes nearby, four familiar figures saw the whole thing silently)
Coming up: After all is calm, Kiki’s group join in the festivities while waiting to meet the Wizard and then after the festival is done, a certain brute Arabian guard, under a certain mafia's persuasion and trick, will, along with a reluctant certain draconesque creature, tell them they’re not seeing the Wizard and are gonna be locked up in the dungeon for Fat Tony's gang to take care of the next day, and Kiki and Satsuki, under the rest of Kiki's group's encouragement upon them noticing the two becoming upset, finally, and tearfully, come clean on why they, Tombo, Mei, Kanta, Yuki, and Jiji want to get home badly to their friends and families.
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Category:The Wizard of Oz Parodies
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