Pakners

Pakners is a background fish introduced in Season 353 of SpongeBob Fanon who then became a recurring rival to Mr. Krabs and Plankton in Season 409. A black dark fish whose head is shaped in a flaccid and circular matter. His skin is said to be made of charcoal and he comes from a dimension of hot burning wieners. Known for selling hot dogs that burn people's mouths right near Weenie Hut Jr's although Patrick Star holds a psychotic and mental grudge against Pakners due to an incident Patrick had as a child. His powers come straight from YHWH and the secret ingredient is whale foreskins. Being both a business rival and an ally to Mr. Krabs, he has been shown to be a charitable and Honorable business person.
He owns the restaurant, Pakners' Place, a successful business that Patrick has tried to sabotage many times out of frustration and anger towards Pakners's own existence. The grudge between the two is muddy at best, but many have made several speculations on why Patrick Star hates Pakners' Place. It's a small business that has at least 8 employees that work in different shifts but one of the more known ones is that of Flicker. Like Mr. Krabs he seeks to expand and has built a Pakners' Place 2.
==Pakners' Place==
In the heart of the blazing streets of New Dog City (AU New Kelp), young Pakners grew up in a tight-knit Jewish fish community. From a chicken tender age, he was instilled with the values of hard work, integrity, and compassion that the Jewish faith had. While his peers spent their afternoons playing, Pakners was drawn to the family business—a modest deli known for its mouthwatering kosher weiners, known as Pakners' Place. Pakners's mom, Joe Mama is described as a loving caring soft and rounded MILF while his dad is a recovered alcoholic who found a new love for cooking weiners. Despite his youth, he eagerly soaked up every aspect of the operation, from slicing starfish to managing inventory. With each passing day, his passion for the business grew, fueled by his dreams of one day taking it to new heights. His parents have already told him about other worlds and that he needed to bring positive virtues to dimensions that have lacked integrity. Taking portals between New Kelp and New Dog, he became an inter-dimensional business man worthy of success.
As Pakners entered his teenage years, his determination to succeed only intensified. He spent his evenings poring over books on entrepreneurship, practicing Kabbalah mysticism, soaking in knowledge like a sponge. With unwavering dedication, he began implementing innovative ideas to modernize the deli, from launching an online ordering system to introducing healthier menu options without compromising the deli's authentic flavors. His relentless drive and keen business acumen caught the attention of both customers and investors alike, propelling the deli to newfound success.
With his family's support and his community rallying behind him, Pakners dream became a reality as he officially took the reins of the business. Under his leadership, the once modest deli blossomed into a thriving enterprise, beloved not only for its delectable food but also for its unwavering commitment to tradition and community. Through hard work, perseverance, and a steadfast belief in himself, Pakners proved that even the youngest among us can rise to great heights and leave an indelible mark on the world.
He would soon face competition against Howard Blandy Jr., a ruthless business owner who will do anything for profit. Pakners' would have his name smeared until he could be bought out. Pakners' refused but instead came up with another way to appease Howard Blandy, setting up a time share plan with a Condo. Howard Blandy would give up, but with his name smeared it would take him a couple years to recover. Edventually he would come across Patrick Star during the era when he was a Internet Tv star. Patrick had arrived to the place with Patrick's coach, a character who Patrick killed much later, to learn about business stratifies. Howard had set up Patrick for the opportunity of a lifetime, however Patrick refused to let Howard Blandy, Pakners, or his coach influence him in any way. Patrick's coach said, "If you don't do this, your going to homeless living in a rock regretting every decision you've made!" Patrick shouted back, "Screw society, I've had enough of this bullshit!" Patrick would then be force fed by Blandy's crew to eat the wieners, "These wieners, they make your mouth burn! It burns!" Patrick Star would then vandalize the restaurant in obscene ways and be filed a misdemeanor. To this day, Patrick Star is the most vocal against Pakners' Place.
===Menu===
*Inferno Dog: A signature hot dog made with Pakners' special spicy sausage blend, topped with fiery chili sauce, jalapeños, and pepper jack cheese, served on a toasted bun.
*Charcoal Burger: A juicy beef burger infused with smoky flavors, topped with grilled onions, barbecue sauce, and a slice of melted cheddar cheese, served on a charcoal bun.
*Flaming Fries: Crispy french fries tossed in a spicy seasoning blend and served with a side of Pakners' homemade hot sauce for dipping.
*Volcano Nachos: A mountain of tortilla chips smothered in melted cheese, spicy chili, jalapeños, diced tomatoes, sour cream, and guacamole, with a drizzle of Pakners' signature lava sauce.
*Scorching Seafood Platter: A combination of fried shrimp, calamari rings, and crispy fish fillets, served with a side of fiery cocktail sauce and lemon wedges.
*Infernal Ice Cream Sundae: A decadent dessert featuring scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream topped with hot fudge sauce, whipped cream, crushed red pepper flakes, and a cherry on top.
*Firecracker Salad: A refreshing mix of mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber slices, red onion, and grilled chicken, tossed in a spicy chipotle dressing and garnished with crunchy tortilla strips.
*Glass of Fresh Joe: Just don't go asking who Joe is? It's a secret ingredient.
==Appearances==
===Season 353===
*TBA
===Season 409===
*Pakners' Place
==Concept Art==
 
DallREEEAIdesignS353_3.jpeg|Zatrick Ztar segment screenshot where Pakners shows up.
paknersplace.jpg|Official Appearance in Season 409
==Trivia==
*Some have speculated that Patrick Star is in fact a clone of Zatrick and is currently absent, but this is impossible because Zatrick Ztar is confirmed to be written off the show due to the existance of FitzPatrick who replaced him.
*Despite being a villain, he is more charitable than Mr. Krabs and has even go on to use his business to help find a cure for cancer.
*Unlike Howard Blandy who also donates to charity, Pakners is genuinely honest about wanting to improve the world through charity.
*Typically Jews are seen as happy merchants, Pakners is the opposite by choosing to help others instead although many in Bikini Bottom hate this restaurant describing it as an inter-dimensional money laundering scheme.
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