Crack Addict!hobo sans

Crack Addict!hobo sans is a sans who smoked so much crack he became mildly more powerful than he was originally
Threat level: level twelve because I said so.
=== backstory ===
so basically, 
sans started doing crack after one of those neutral runs where everyone's kinda depressed but not cringe dust tale sans depressed. so to deal with this minor frustration due to the route, sans started doing crack which he Bought from monster kid even though sans doesn't have a nose to do the crack with and monster kid is a useless fucking child with no concept of money. but what ever.so after several years of buying crack, sans starting to become very poor which lead him to extract the copper wire from the walls to continue fuelling his crack addiction. This then led to him being evicted from his apartment. so now, being homeless, poor and still very much addicted to crack. sans started selling all his possessions and eventually other people's possessions (For other uses, see theft ) this all accumulated in him selling his entire au for crack money, which seems like a good idea until you get to the whole not having an au thing, to solve this he randomly decided to go to another au where he would repeat the process all over again. He eventually entered beta-tale, which being beta-tale, led to humorous hijinks
=== profile ===
personality: the same regular sans but instead of telling puns he tells nonsensical stories, most likely has major kleptomania and he also has all the fun personality stuff that the stereotypical cartoon drug addict has.
=== appearance ===
You've already seen the photo, but for the blind people using the wiki, I'll explain it for you. he looks like a photorealistic skeleton with missing teeth and whose only wearing a beanie hat. He also carries around his cardboard sign and one of those little homeless person cups with coins in it
== Powers and weapons ==
* None of the original sans’s powers. He sold all his old powers for crack money, therefor he cannot use then anymore
* Crack power scale. His strength increases by the amount of crack that is currently in his bloodstream, meaning if hes done no crack he’s as useless as you are but if he’s absolutely coked out he could beat up jesus (or so he tells us)
* Metal pipe with a heroin needle taped to it. He's got a…well…you read the title. if he hits you with it it might hurt or you might not. Idk man
* The Omni!god saw. A chainsaw thats been spray painted green and had small scraps of metal stuck to it using Elmers glitter glue. He says it's the most powerful weapon in the omniverse, however this is most likely a product of his drug fueled fantasies.
* Payday 2 doge stealth build. He’s fully speced into shinobi and artful dodger with the burglar perk deck maxed out. This gives him a substantial upper hand when he needs to steal things for coke money
* Metal pipe rain. When ever he gets into a fight, metal pipes start raining from the sky. This does nothing but confuse everyone including himself and play his theme song
* AU selling. He has the ability to turn any AU into money, this requires a lot of strength and teleports him and everyone in the au into another random au.
=== weaknesses ===
# He sold his legs to buy coke so he can’t walk
# If you take away his coke he will be unable to use any of his powers
# He will immediately become depressed and die if any takes away his cool beanie hat :(
=== People and things that he sold for coke ===
*The entire united states military
*The cast of the Cat in the hat live action movie
*s bionicle collection
*Australia
*Mcfats feet pictures
*every page with the OP tag
*pirated copies of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius for the ps2
*this thing
*Your mom (lol, get it. I'm so funny)
*Other things, I am far to lazy to write anything else
==Forms==
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|-| GUSFRING!superlab =
GUSFRING!superlab He turns into this form after he becomes cannon in the breaking bad storyline by using timeline shenanigans 
In this form he can.
*Regrow his legs,
*Cook methe,
*Instantly sell several aus at the same time,
*Make very funny breaking bad jokes that makes everyone laugh when they hear them (hahahahahahahaha),
*Spawn in an M60 car that shoots everyone near it,
*Have an actual well written backstory
== Profile ==
=== Appearance ===
In this form all his bones are blue and he has the cool Heisenberg hat and goatee. he also his legs back
=== Personality ===
Presumably the same as his base. but with an obsession with breaking bad
== Powers/Abilities ==
=== Kid named omnipotence ===
He can almost beat anybody in Outerverse+ cuz fuck you that's why.
=== Baby blue===
if he ever gets below one hp, baby blue by badfinger will start playing and he won't die until the song finishes, giving him time to heal or fight back
=== Your half? THERE IS NO YOUR HALF, THERES ONLY MY ALL OF IT===
he is immune to any attack that removes half of anything, if someone uses on on him, he'll just take it back
|-| True form =
True form He gains this form if he ever manages to buy a house and stop being addicted to crack
In this form he can.
do everything that normal sans can do but he now owns a house and stuff
== Profile ==
=== Appearance ===
In this form all he just looks like normal sans because that's all he is 
=== Personality ===
Same as regular sans 
== Powers/Abilities ==
=== Crack punch ===
If he does any more crack he can punch someone with the power of 100,000,000 tonnes but this doesn't work cuz he physically can't do any more crack.
|-| Crack Addict!hobo 2 (new funky mode) =
When ever he crack addict sans dies, he gets resurrected. these resurrections are treated like sequels to crack addict sans
In this form he can.
Use all his old abilities plus a random new ability, 
He can also use funky mode
== Profile ==
=== Appearance ===
he looks like he did before he died but he looks very cool
=== Personality ===
Same as his old personality
== Powers/Abilities ==
=== Funky mode===
When he's in a battle, we will randomly enter funky mode. I'm not going to explain what funky mode is, please stop asking.
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Category:Joke Character
Category:Beyond Logical Reasoning
Category:OP
Category:Sans
Category:Skeleton
Category:Cool
Category:Funny
Category:Gay
Category:WIP
Category:Work in Progress
Category:W.I.P