Largo Al Factotum

Largo al factotum (Make way for the factotum) is an aria from The Barber of Seville by Gioachino Rossini, sung at the first entrance of the title character, Figaro. The repeated "Figaro"s before the final patter section are an icon in popular culture of operatic singing. The term "factotum" refers to a general servant and comes from Latin where it literally means "do everything"
==Plot==
In Ice Age: Collision Course, Buck sings the song in his own way while saving a triceratops' egg from Dino Birds.
==Lyrics==
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Original Italian Version=
La la lalera
La la la la
La la lalera
La la la la
Largo al factotum della citta.
Largo! La la la la la la la LA!
Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia.
Presto! La la la la la la la LA!
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere (che bel piacere)
per un barbiere di qualita! (di qualita!)
Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Bravo! La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Bravo!
La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la LA!
Pronto a far tutto, la notte e il giorno
sempre d'intorno in giro sta.
Miglior cuccagna per un barbiere,
vita piu nobile, no, non si da.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
Rasori e pettini
lancette e forbici,
al mio comando
tutto qui sta.
Rasori e pettini
lancette e forbici,
al mio comando
tutto qui sta.
V'e la risorsa,
poi, de mestiere
colla donnetta... col cavaliere...
colla donnetta... la la li la la la la la
col cavaliere... la la li la la la la la la la LA!!!
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere (che bel piacere)
per un barbiere di qualita! (di qualita!)
Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
donne, ragazzi, vecchi, fanciulle:
Qua la parruca... Presto la barba...
Qua la sanguigna... Presto il biglietto...
Tutto mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Qua la parruca, presto la barba, presto il biglietto, ehi!
Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...Figaro...
Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...Figaro!!!
Ahime, (ahime) che furia!
Ahime, che folla!
Uno alla volta,
per carita! (per carita! per carita!)
Uno alla volta, uno alla volta,
uno alla volta, per carita!
Figaro! Son qua.
Ehi, Figaro! Son qua.
Figaro qua, Figaro la, Figaro qua, Figaro la,
Figaro su, Figaro giu, Figaro su, Figaro giu.
Pronto prontissimo son come il fumine:
sono il factotum della citta.
(della citta, della citta, della citta, della citta)
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
a te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non manchera.
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
a te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non manchera.
Sono il factotum della citta,
Sono il factotum della citta,
della citta, della citta,
Della CITTA...!!!
La la... La laaaaa...!!!
|-|Original English Verison=
La la lalera
La la la la
La la lalera
La la la la
Make way for the factotum of the city.
Wide! La la la la la la la la LA!
Soon at the shop that dawn is already.
Soon! La la la la la la la la LA!
Ah, what a beautiful life, what a beautiful pleasure (what a beautiful pleasure)
for a quality barber! (quality!)
Ah, good Figaro!
Good very good!
Good boy! La la la la la la la la LA!
Very lucky indeed!
Good boy!
La la la la la la la la LA!
Very lucky indeed!
Very lucky indeed!
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la LA!
Ready to do everything, the night and the day
always around is around.
Better luck for a barber,
a more noble life, no, you don't have to.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
Shavers and combs
, hands and scissors,
at my command
everything is here.
Shavers and combs
, hands and scissors,
at my command
everything is here.
There is the resource,
then, of the trade
with the little woman ... with the knight ...
with the little woman
... !!
Ah, what a beautiful life, what a beautiful pleasure (what a beautiful pleasure)
for a quality barber! (quality!)
Everyone asks me, everyone wants me,
women, boys, old men, girls:
Here the wig ... Soon the beard ...
Here the sanguine ... Soon the ticket ...
They ask me everything, everyone wants me,
everyone asks me, everyone wants me,
Here the wig, soon the beard, soon the ticket, hey!
Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ...
Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro !!!
Alas, (alas) what a fury!
Alas, what a crowd!
One at a time,
please! (for heaven's sake! for heaven's sake!)
One at a time, one at a time,
one at a time, for heaven's sake!
Figaro! I'm here.
Hey, Figaro! I'm here.
Figaro here, Figaro la, Figaro here, Figaro la,
Figaro up, Figaro down, Figaro up, Figaro down.
Ready, very ready, I am like the fumine:
I am the factotum of the city.
(of the city, of the city, of the city, of the city)
Ah, good Figaro! Good very good;
Ah, good Figaro! Good very good;
luck to you (luck to you, luck to you) will not fail.
Ah, good Figaro! Good very good;
Ah, good Figaro! Good very good;
luck to you (luck to you, luck to you) will not fail.
I am the factotum of the city,
I am the factotum of the city,
of the city, of the city, of the
CITY ... !!!
La la ... La laaaaa ... !!!
|-|Ice Age Version=
Fiiiiigaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro...!
[speech]
With you in a minute! I'll have to uh, rinse and repeat.
Don't worry, Ma'am! I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. [slurps] ahh. [laughs] It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch!
A mother is crying, a damsel in distress,
Foreboding intruders have made such a mess.
What I detect is a lack of respect,
For all that is precious and dear!
I am the pint size protector of this lost world.
But my friends call me Buck.
Well played, guys!
I have a message:
"Bullies not welcome,
Return what you've stolen.
Go back where you came from."
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
You know I'm greater,
So don't be a hater.
You may be Jurassic,
But I am fantastic!
Fiiiiiiigaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro...!
Oh, love that bit!
Running, and Climbing,
and Spinning, and Grinning,
and Dashing, and Diving,
and Dodging, and Sliding,
and Gliding, and Staying alive,
And these are the few of the things
that I do before lunch!
Death defying!
Danger denying!
Look I'm flying!
You might think I'm mad,
But Hey! You only live once!
No need to thank me.
But if you insist,
I won't resist.
Who smells like fish!?
Hold on to your butts!
Class DISMISSED...!!!
(slurps) Ah... Good egg!
|-|Ice Age Sing-Along version=
Buck: I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world.
If you want to survive listen to these words.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
You know I'm greater,
So don't be a hater.
You may be Jurassic,
But I am fantastic!
[Diego: This is the guy whose gonna save us.]
[Shangri Llama: Mm-hmm!]
Buck: Fiiiiiiigaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiiiiggaaaaroooooo...!
[Scrat: (sighs)]
Buck: Oh, love that bit!
Running, and Climbing,
and Spinning, and Grinning,
and Dashing, and Diving,
and Dodging, and Sliding,
and Gliding, and Staying alive,
And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch!
Buck: Death defying!
[Ding-Ding!]
Buck: Danger denying!
[Julian: Sweet!]
Buck: Look I'm flying!
[BANG!]
[Manny: Did not see that coming.]
Buck: You might think I'm mad,
But Hey! You only live once!
No need to thank me.
But if you insist,
I won't resist.
Who smells like fish!?
[Eddie: [sniffs] Oops.]
[Julian: My bad.]
Buck: Hold on to your butts!
Class DISMISED...!!!
[Scrat: Ow!]
[Sid: It's definitely over!]
</tabber>
==Music Videos==
Il barbiere di Siviglia, Act I- Largo al factotum della citta
Robin Williams - Figaro|Robin Williams
Ice age - buck introduction|Ice Age version
Brian O'Brian Sings Opera|From a Brian O'Brian short
==Gallery==
Ice-age-collision-disneyscreencaps.com-2596.jpg
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