Patrick's Fan Mail (23)

Patrick's Fan Mail #23 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(A letter slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)
How do you afford food?
-RadioGuy42
Patrick: Radio Guy 42? I wonder what happened to the 41 other radio guys. Anyway, since I'm currently unemployed, I purchase all of my food with food stamps!
(Patrick takes a bundle of food stamps out of his pocket.)
Patrick: Talking about food makes me hungry, so it's time to put one of these bad boys into action!
(Patrick goes to Barg-N-Mart and grabs as much food as he can find before dropping it in front of Lou the cashier.)
Lou: Oh, goody, it's you again.
Patrick: Great to see you, too, Lou!
Lou: I was being sarcastic. Your presence sickens me.
Patrick: (chuckles) Same, man, same. So what does it come out to?
Lou: $137.62
(Patrick takes the pile of food stamps out of his pocket.)
Patrick: Does this about cover it?
Lou: Just about.
(Patrick gives Lou the food stamps, picks the food back up, and leaves Barg-N-Mart with it.)
Lou: Don't come again!
(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)
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