McNipple's

Hello and welcome to McNipples, can I take your nipple today? 
Would you like to order off our dollar menu; one singular dollar for a drink, nipple, and fry?
==About our History==
Bringing the highest quality nippage straight from the freezer to your gaping, hungry, maw since January 24th 2019. Since the very beginning, our goal has been quality in our exotic foods and beverages, placing customers first and foremost. 
Our founder, Thiccey Mouse, has striven to provide a service that has been oh so desperately wanted, though hardly voiced or represented. While the name and first line of products was based directly off of the Divine Mouse's own nipples, he has since expanded, as to be more inclusive. 
While it has been rumored that this business was started on accident, with an exhausted and delirious bearded man and a mouse, this is untrue, Thiccey's resolve has remained strong throughout the company's long history.
==Past Slogans==
* "Mickle my Nipple"
* "Nips for you, from us"
* "Nip nops for your him hops"
* "Nipples"
* "Stay awake longer, with Nipple"
* "Known to cause back pain in children." 
==Menu==
 
 Chicken McNiplets - A classic, loved by all ages and backgrounds. 
 $5.50
 
 
 Strawberry NipFlurry - For when you just need to cool off in style.
 $6
 
 
 The New McNipple's McNip - Using the latest in Nipple Construction Technology, we have perfected the McNip artform.
 $7
 
 
 The Nippy's Nipinator - Nothing else satisfying your nipply needs? Take a gander at this then.
 $8
 
 
 Sonip Fries - Crunchy on the outside, tender on the inside.
 $8
 
 
 Nippin' Dots - Another refreshing snack to take on the road.
 $8
 
 
 Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Nips - Our first foray into Video Games. We tried to create a game that is true to our nipply-selves.
 $60