Hi-De-Hoopla!

This is the 30th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 2nd episode of season 3.
(Continuing from the last episode, Hoopla is floating in a wormhole.)
Hoopla: Ugh! How long until I reach the next dimension already?!
(His device starts to ring.)
Hoopla: Ah. Yellow?
Yellow244: (picking up) Yeah, that’s me alright.
Hoopla: Wait no that’s my phone. (he picks up his other ringing device) Hello?
Bloxyl: Hi, this is Bloxyl. I’m here to clarify a few things about the dimension you’re going to. I know we just sorta launched you right into this headfirst.
Hoopla: No crap.
Bloxyl: In this dimension, everyone runs a camp, the entire economy is just camping. I don’t get it either.
Hoopla: Oh that seems easy. I’m a good leader...for the most part.
Bloxyl: But there is one thing you should know. For every dimension, there’s something special that makes it stand out from the rest. 
Hoopla: (rolls eyes) Here we go-
Bloxyl: This camp dimension isn’t just filled with normal camps, it’s filled with camps that teach mag-
Hoopla: Y’know, I don’t think I need to know anymore about this dimension.
Bloxyl: Really though-
Hoopla: Nah.
Bloxyl: Because I really think you should know that-
(Hoopla hangs up.)
Bloxyl: (sighs) Kids these days have attention spans lower than the lowest lifeforms… 
Iris: But he is the lowest lifeform.
Bloxyl: Oh yeah.
Iris: The multiverse is screwed, you know that, right?
(cut back to Hoopla floating in the wormhole)
Hoopla: Pfft, who does she think she's talking to? This is gonna be a piece of cake, and I might even have time for lunch after. Or maybe dinner, I dunno how time-
(Cut to a portal opening in the camp dimension. Hoopla shoots out of it and lands faceflat.)
Hoopla: Hoop...lah. (passes out)
(Hoopla wakes up on a hospital bed)
Hoopla: Oh I just had the weirdest dream...I was travelling through dimensions…and there was this wrench...
Camp Leader: What are you talking about?
Hoopla: Wait you’re not Boopla.
Camp Leader: (to nurse) What is he talking about?
Nurse: Sir he just landed on his face outside faster than light speed which caused a forest fire, so his brain probably isn’t doing so well.
Camp Leader: Probably? 
Nurse: I’m only the nurse, not the doctor.
Hoopla: Will you both please shut the hell up?! I’m trying to recover from this bad dream. Uhh...what happened...why do I have something in my pocket? (he checks it out and sees it’s the device) So it wasn’t a dream…
Camp Leader: Yep, he's more loony than my grandma.
Nurse: Isn't your grandma a politician?
Camp Leader: Exactly. We should probably get him back to his camp.
Hoopla: Camp? Oh, I don’t have one of those.
Camp Leader: You don’t?!
Hoopla: I have zero experience.
Camp Leader: Hm...well how about this. I’ll let you be the camp leader for my camp for a few days while I go on vacation.
Hoopla: Alright. That doesn’t sound bad.
Camp Leader: Really?! Wow, I can't believe that worked!
(he rips off his shirt and runs off)
Camp Leader: Woohoo! Freedom! Scotland!
Hoopla: What a lunatic. 
Nurse: Well, I guess you're free to go then.
Hoopla: Go where exactly?
(cut to the nurse leading Hoopla to the camp)
Nurse: Here we are. M-CAMP #573892. 
Hoopla: That's a long-
Nurse: Don't get injured because I’m going on my lunch break. Bye now!
(a tumbleweed rolls by as the nurse runs off)
Hoopla: Welp, I guess I just have to play camp master until I've completed whatever I need to do here.
(a younger version of Hoopla shows up)
Hoopla: Hey, he looks just like me! But younger. What is this, Kamp Koral? Oh no, Box Productions is selling out again.
Young Hoopla: Hey, where’s everyone else?
Hoopla: I have no idea. I’m the camp master by the way. Apparently. I'm not complaining.
Young Hoopla: Okay DAD.
Hoopla: If no one else shows up this task will be a piece of sponge cake-
Young Scooter: Haw haw, hi there! I’m here for the camp!
Hoopla: SCOOTER?! I thought you- oh. Uh, this is weird. I’m just going to ignore this…
Young Scooter: Is there a fantastic beach here? I really wanna hang twelve.
Hoopla: First of all, there’s no such thing as a hang twelve. Second, there is no beach here. Only plains. Plain plains.
Young Scooter: Bummer, dude.
Young Boopla: Hey, does anyone wanna trade for my lollipops?
Young Hoopla: (whispering) Boopla! You're not supposed to sneak them in camp!
Hoopla: I'll, uh, allow it. Well I should probably go and start the (looks at paper) “Camp Meeting”.
Young Scooter: Yawn.
Hoopla: (clears throat) As the temporary Camp Leader, I will do exactly what the old Camp Leader does, but better. The end.
(the campers stare at him confused)
Young Tony: That's it?
Hoopla: Yep. So...now what? I’ve never been trained to run a camp.
Young Hoopla: Neither have us. Your problem, figure it out yourself.
(Hoopla walks away into his camp office.)
Hoopla: Hm. Well firstly we should be renaming this camp from M-CAMP #573892 to something better.
Young Hoopla: How can you remem-
Hoopla: I wonder what the “M” stands for. Anyway, I think I’ll call it... “Hi-De-Hoopla!”
Young Boopla: Heh! I get it! Because that's the title of the episode! And it sorta sounds like-
Hoopla: Yeah, I don't care. Now what’s next…(checks paperwork) Huh, the safety board is coming next week. I guess that explains why that guy who ran this place went on vacation. He just didn’t want to deal with them. Well I’m sure I can handle this.
Young Tony: Is there even anything to check?
Hoopla: Why, sure there is. For instance, I just noticed this campsite right next to us. (he points to an old-looking campsite)
Young Tony: I do not like.
Hoopla: I’m sure it’s fine. So far I’m not seeing any falling trees- (a tree literally falls over Hoopla as he says this) Ow… 
Young Hoopla: Oh god oh no.
Young Tony: An in-joke. Noice.
Hoopla: And that tire swing looks secure.
(the camera pans over to a tire swing that breaks)
Hoopla: Yep, everything looks fine. You kids go to your tents now.
(Later in the evening…)
Young Hoopla: Do you think our new leader will ever teach us new spells for our (picks a wand up) magic wand?
Young Boopla: I bet he doesn’t even know what magic is!
Young Hoopla: Why would they let a Muggle be camp leader?
Young Boopla: Who knows…
Young Hoopla: Also, have you noticed that he sorta looks like me?
Young Boopla: I sorta look like you.
Young Hoopla: What do you mean? You're a completely original character.
Young Boopla: Thanks. I sometimes wonder if my only purpose is to be like you, but knowing that I'm appreciated as an individual really boosts my mental health makes me feel good.
Young Hoopla: Don’t worry, I know something to make you feel even better! (picks up wand)
Young Boopla: Wait, we haven’t fully learned the face transformation spell yet-
(Young Hoopla casts a spell and Young Boopla, making him look hideous)
Young Boopla: Did it work?
Young Hoopla: Um…
(Young Hoopla nervously holds up a mirror and Young Boopla starts screaming like hell. Quick cutaway to Hoopla waking up)
Hoopla: Did I hear something? ...Nah. (falls back asleep)
(cut back to the tent)
Young Boopla: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR WITH YOU?
Young Hoopla: I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!
Young Boopla: CHANGE MY FACE BACK!
Young Hoopla: I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Young Boopla: GO GET THE CAMP LEADER!
Young Hoopla: No! We can't do that! He might tell on me...
Young Boopla: Well, what are you gonna do then?
Young Hoopla: I, uh-
(he waves his wand and Young Boopla turns into a dinosaur)
Young Hoopla: Uh-oh.
(he waves it again and Young Boopla turns into a fairy)
Young Boopla: I am Princess Sparklebottom, and I shall grant you three-
(he waves it again and Young Boopla turns into Peter Griffin)
Young Boopla: Hey Lois, hey Lois, guess what- I’m in the hit show Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach on the SpongeBob Fanfiction Wiki, hehehheheeheheheh-
(he waves it again and Young Boopla's face turns back to the hideous state it was in before.)
Young Boopla: Did you fix it?
Young Hoopla: Well yes but actually no.
(Young Boopla’s face starts contorting into a mysterious shape)
Young Hoopla: Oh no...
Young Boopla: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Young Hoopla: What have I done.
(Young Hoopla enters Hoopla's tent and wakes him up.)
Hoopla: What?! Can't you see I'm trying to get some beauty sleep?
Young Hoopla: Hoopla, we have a problem.
Hoopla: Oh, I’m sure it’s fine, nothing could go wrong under my control.
Young Boopla: But my face got turned into a monstrosity!
Hoopla: OH, you and your silly stories. (pushes the kids out) Goodbye!
Young Hoopla: This guy sucks.
Young Boopla: Well now what?
Young Hoopla: Let’s just do some funny dances.
Young Boopla: Yeah, that’s what I do when I’m out of options too.
(They do some weird dances, performed horribly since they’re just doing what they saw online. A bigger kid walks up.)
Bigger kid: Please...stop. I’m dying. 
Young Hoopla: Nah-
(The bigger kid hits them with a frying pan and they both fall down)
Bigger kid: Much better. (walks away)
(Montage of more bad things happening throughout the week. The magic gets out of hand, things burn down, people break bones, all while Hoopla dismisses everything. Cut to the last day.)
Hoopla: Finally, it’s the last day. I can’t wait to get out of here. Speaking of which, I don’t think I’ve stepped outside of this tent. (steps out) WHAT THE HOOPLA?!
(Hoopla sees the chaos that has unfolded. Several of the tents have been burnt down, Young Hoopla and Boopla are in body casts, and the bigger kid has been turned into a pickle)
Bigger kid: I hate being a pickle.
Hoopla: Oh.
Young Hoopla: Now that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! (high-fives Young Boopla)
Hoopla: What exactly have you guys been doing? (he notices the wand that Young Hoopla is holding) MAGIC! How did I not notice that? (thinks back) Oh yeah...Bloxyl was trying to tell me about how every dimension has something special about it or some tish. I guess I’ll have to listen to her ramblings. (sigh)
Young Boopla: Pfft… Muggle.
Hoopla: Well this magic is probably the reason all this chaos happened over the past week. I’m gonna have to take that wand for now. (takes Young Hoopla’s wand away from his hand)
Young Hoopla: Hey! I can’t smite my enemies without that wand!
(A golf cart pulls up near the camp)
Hoopla: Pfft… welp.
Young Hoopla: Great, thanks a lot, Hoopla.
Hoopla: I’m sure we can fix this somehow.
Safety board member: Sir, is this your camp?
Hoopla: No. It’s the camp leader’s.
Safety board member: And are you the camp leader?
Hoopla: As of right now, yes.
Safety board member: I don’t even have to blink again to see that this camp needs to be closed.
 
Hoopla: Uhh… smoke particle spell! (he waves the wand, and it magically fixes the mess that was made for the past week) Oops.
Safety board member: Did that magic wand do all that?
Hoopla: I dunno. Probably. I do love a good convenient plot device though.
Safety board member: This is a revelation! I need to tell everyone about this! This will solve all our problems!
Hoopla: Looks like I did a good job I guess.
Safety board member: I can’t believe we didn’t figure this out sooner, that we could undo stuff with magic. I guess that means camps will be safe forever. And we’re also out of a job but that’s fine. I’d rather go trout fishing anyway.
(Hoopla gets a call and picks up)
Hoopla: Hello?
Bloxyl: Good job Hoopla, you somehow solved this dimension’s problem.
Safety board member: Who the heck is-
Hoopla: (sarcastically) Yeah, and it only took a week.
Bloxyl: Foolish lifeform…
Hoopla: What was that?
Bloxyl: I said you look deformed- NO WAIT
Hoopla: I can’t tell if that’s an insult or a compliment. Either way, thanks.
Safety board member: Seriously, what is going-
Hoopla: Gotta blast! (Hoopla runs to hide behind a bush)
Safety board member: What a sad strange little man.
Young Hoopla: I'll say.
Hoopla: So, uh, Bloxyl, now that everything has worked out, what happens now?
Bloxyl: You will be going to another dimension.
Hoopla: I figured. Could I stop for a snack first?
Bloxyl: Hoopla, the multiverse-
Hoopla: -verse is at stake, yardee yardee ya, tell me something I haven’t heard before.
Bloxyl: Okay then. You’re going to a dimension of old internet.
Hoopla: What kind of old internet are we talking about?
Bloxyl: ‘90s, 2000s, 2010s, that kind of old internet.
Hoopla: Piece of cake.
Bloxyl: If you think so, then go ahead and jump in. I'm punching in the coordinates now.
(A portal opens to the SpongeThorne dimension. The two Hooplas scream at each other before the portal quickly closes.)
Bloxyl: Sorry, made a mistake.
(Another portal opens, this time actually to the right place.)
Bloxyl: Here we go.
Hoopla: This doesn't look any bett-
Bloxyl: JUST JUMP IN!
Hoopla: OKAY!
(Hoopla looks at the camp dimension for one last time before entering the vortex, which closes behind him.)
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