Patrick Gets Quarantined

Patrick Gets Quarantined is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into SpongeBob's house and immediately hears a high pitched squeal.)
SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing in here? Don't you know we're under quarantine?
Patrick: What's a coor...eee...uh...
SpongeBob: A quarantine is where you stay inside and don't interact with anyone so you don't spread that virus that's been going around.
Patrick: But won't you get lonely?
SpongeBob: No! I have Chip, Penny, and Brand New Napkin to keep me company!
Patrick: What happened to Used Napkin?
SpongeBob: I had to throw him away because he wasn't sanitary. We're all making sacrifices for the sake of public health, Patrick, and now you have to!
Patrick: How?
SpongeBob: By getting out!
(Patrick leaves SpongeBob's house sadly and goes to Squidward's house next.)
Patrick: (knocks) Squidward, can I come in?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Because of the quarantine?
Squidward: No, because I hate you.
(Patrick goes back into his rock with his head down.)
Patrick: What am I supposed to do for the rest of this quarantine?
(Patrick falls asleep, and he wakes up to the sound of knocking.)
SpongeBob: Patrick, I have great news! The quarantine's over!
Patrick: Already? I've only been asleep for a minute.
SpongeBob: It wasn't a minute, Patrick.
Patrick: Then how long was it?
SpongeBob: Seven months.
Patrick: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(aaaat a twist!)
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