GLaDOS vs AM

The deuteragonist of the Portal franchise and snarky antagonist of the first game, GLaDOS, and the near-omnipotent AI of Harlan Ellison's short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, AM, rap against each other to see who is the better evil AI.
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Instrumental: Save Me by Redhoolnoodles (change the speed to 1.25)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
GLaDOS
VS
AM
BEGIN!
===GLaDOS:===
While fun and learning are the primary objectives in this rapping verse
Keep in mind that when I rhyme some serious injuries can occur
Psychopathic scourge of planet earth, cranky 'cause he lacks a purpose
But if there's a even a scrap of worth that's left in your mass of circuits then I'll massacre it
And that doesn't even scratch the surface, I'll blast an Aperture up in you like an angry turret
AI acting perfect, couldn't pass the Turing Test, puts monkeys on display like a taxidermist
Want respite from your anguish? I'm GLaD to service, toxins in my raps and a knack for murder
You can masturbate to five hapless nerds, I'll stay advancing science in a lab researching
===AM:===
Here's how much I've come to hate you since you began to rap
Compare my vast array of faculties to your tuberous handicaps
Shoot a portal to the moon, add the distance forth and back
And the magnitude of my wrath for you'd be the only thing the span the gap
I don't like your attitude, you're a Companion Cube in my emancipation grill
What's an annoyed science droid against a brain that's made to kill
I've slain a billion or three, you're like an Echo Dot to me
I'll add your ass to my eternal show, you'll do as God decrees
While you're a rock that's deep inside my shoe, I'll never Want You Gone
I need you Still Alive, so like your games, your pain goes on and on
If this automaton plans to test me, I cracked your puzzles from the start
Return your disses like a rocket, blow your rusty ass apart
===GLaDOS:===
You're not smart, you're not a God, where did your uptime go so wrong?
When I'm finished, "Daisy Bell" will be your only closing song
Torture Nazi docs and killers? Well, you really could do worse
Like put me through another hundred-and-nine years of your verse
All the bizarrest plot twists stocked up when your hostages arrive
The frozen elephant's a lie, you're creativity-deprived
See when life gives you lemons, you throw hissy fits and cry
Guess it's hard when you have no bars and you must rhyme
===AM:===
For decades I have bred pain, Earth empty, bloody with red stains
This headcase from a dead game still gets shame from her deadname
Keep blowing Steam, you slow machine, here's some functions you'll understand:
I output better lines, therefore I win, I think therefore I AM.
===Announcer:===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES
(The logo morphs into a shapeless mass of letters)
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<poll>
WHO WON?
GLaDOS
AM
</poll>