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UnAnything: The Novel 
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==Chapter 0==
Captain 0, is an immaculate being and a masterpiece, showing the true potential of hard work, memes, and awesomeness. In fact, he is one of the most awesomest people in the entire UnOmniverse, alongside Chuck Norris and other Undefeatables. You may have wondered why he is so significant and important at one point or another. This chapter of the novel serves to explain his importance to you, as well as a biography of his immortal life and accomplishments.
Captain 0's life started as a stick figure in a high tech computer with a CRT monitor. He was not yet called Captain 0, and was instead called [[REDACTED]]. His life was uneventful at the moment, as nothing in particular ever happened. His days were simply him finding ways to entertain himself, and thinking about things, like reality and what's beyond the small computer he was trapped in. However, the first big thing in his life happened. An abnormal event occurred, most likely due to a Reality Glitch, and the computer went haywire. To Captain 0, his small world was having an earthquake.
The computer kept on going haywire and it sucked in a fully energized light-bulb and a computer chip, which would then collide with Captain 0. The stick figure became bigger, stronger, and more powerful. The whole explosion made Captain 0 go flying out of the computer, and forged himself a body out of the strongest of materials, such as metal, diamond, gold, iron, etc. It even had overpowered power within its veins that contained Undefeatable level power, combined of time itself, but mainly the future. Captain 0 had completely evolved from being a stick figure to a robot being species of its own (the Number Captains), and finally found true freedom.
Although not being human, Captain 0 enjoyed the peace and serenity he first had at first, roaming around the UnUniverse, and enjoying the beautiful views on the UnWorld. He would then find find himself having even more fun when he discovered some cities and groups. 
He would later be studied by some scientists and they found out his true potential, so they entered him into a fighting ring, and he beat some guys and the Master Champion of the ring and became the new Master Champion. His went UnRank rised very high up in a short amount of time, atop the UnRank Scales, and then received a hardy Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris himself, the one thing no one survives. It came, and it went. Captain 0 was left with no internal or external damages, his metal exterior wasn't even warped by the blow. He was then was bestowed the title of Undefeatable, and he also did more after that. 
Captain 0 has also participated in wars, and has also founded his own businesses. like Captain 0's Pizza. Captain 0 is also so awesome, that he even represents the UnAnything Wiki, and is our mascot! Yes, he is our mascot, and he is also the representation of a near perfect being. Captain 0 is funny, artistic, creative, strong, powerful, helpful, important, and more! He is very well-respected and honored, and even has the 5th highest UnRank. 
Captain 0 also has an evil equivalent, who he fights often and usually saves the day with his heroic powers and kicks Captain 1's butt all the time. 
In conclusion, Captain 0 is an undeniably awesome person who you shoould be honored if you ever meet him in person. 
== Chapter 1 ==
This is a more detailed timeline of the UnOmniverse.
== Chapter 2 ==
== Chapter 3 ==
Notice: This is a mini-story told from the perspective of [[DATA EXPUNGED]], following the illegal and clandestine activities of three assassins.
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The first one was waiting for two people in an alley, and he was holding bombs and TNT dynamite sticks. The second one came with the third one and they brought supplies, which seemed to be ammo and guns, and a red button which was titled "Ignite bomb" and I panicked but still followed them. The police came into that alley but then the second one jumped high and kicked the policeman with her karate skills, and knocked him unconscious. They then stole all of his belongings, his gun, and even his clothes. The first one would then change out of his clothes and put on the cop's clothes. The first one and the second one walked into the building; the second one was holding a loaded AK-47, while the first one was holding bombs. They all wore ninja-like clothing and ski masks so it was hard to identify them, except for the first one as he was wearing the police clothes outside of his ninja clothes. 
The assassins proceeded to go into the building and shoot up the whole place with their gun. All of the people in the office were dead, and they just threw the bombs everywhere inside the building. They also pulled out their swords and went to the second floor and stabbed everybody. And then Ceiling Cat was sent to deal with the assassins, and they saw this so they decided to press the button. The entire bottom of the building started collapsing and causing dust everywhere, but then I saw a holy light, exploding but only killing the bad guys and reviving the innocent guys and undoing all the damage.
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We have pretended that this story never happened because the damage was undone, so it might as well never happened, but we have kept it in our archives and put it out here to teach people not to commit crimes. Especially towards an Undefeatable cat's headquarters in New York- oopsies, we werent supposed to reveal that part. Well either way, don't mess with the Undefeatables or Chuck Norris.
== Chapter 4 ==
== Chapter 5 ==
== Chapter 6 ==
== Chapter 7 ==
== Chapter 8 ==
== Chapter 9 ==
== Chapter 10 ==
== Chapter 11 ==
== Chapter 37 ==
== Chapter 87 ==
== Chapter 151 ==
== Chapter 1114710 ==
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