EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Alaine VS Zigath

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
ALAINE VERSUS ZIGATH!
BEGIN!
== Alaine's 1st Turn ==
"So here's my first issue".
"Is there even enough about you to diss you"?
"I guess it takes some serious shit to come and rap against me".
"I've already beaten your ass on OMB".
"Did you really think to yourself "It's a little alien and I'm bored, so I'll do it"?
"Here's my own special language". <gives Zigath a middle finger> "Let's see if you're fluent".
== Zigath's 1st Turn ==
<snarls>
"You have no idea who you're fucking with".
"My evil intentions are more feared than the fucking Sith".
"You can't match me in combat of any kind".
"How many minutes do you have before you're out of time"?
"Let me answer that question for ya since you're in no position to speak".
"I'll crush your ass in 5 minutes". "Why"? "Because you're weak".
== Alaine's 2nd Turn ==
<yawns>
"Man, you really are boring as Hell sometimes". "Anyone ever tell ya that"?
"You're like that baseball player who always misses when he comes up to bat".
"Perhaps you had a bad childhood, which is sadly common in this age".
"You need to calm down Hulk, learn to control your rage".
"I can't speak as to what made you this way because I don't really know".
"But I guess it's okay to not know your reasons for acting like a drunken ho"!
== ZIgath's 2nd Turn ==
<starts getting pissed>
"You little bitch, I'll turn you into fucking dust"!
"Your telekinesis ain't SHIT compared to my battle lust"!
"I'm an alien warrior, I'll fuck you up quite bad".
"I've destroyed entire planets". "Hell, I've probably killed your dad"!
"You lost to 3 wizards because of your foolish pride".
"Maybe your planet's doing better now since they think that you've died"!
<Zigath shoots Alaine>
== Alaine's 3rd Turn ==
<Alaine revives her Pre-Mobius form>
<the blast bounces off>
"Nice try asshole". "But you'll have to do better than that".
<beat changes>
"I'm from another planet, so let me know if it's wrong".
"But is it okay if to bash your ugly-ass face in with a gong"?
"This battle's quickly becoming more and more heated".
"The only kind of idiot I like, is 1 that's beaten".
"I am better than you, I also should mention that you're quite old".
"I guess I really enlightened you when I smacked you that light pole"!
== Zigath's 3rd Turn ==
<gets totally pissed off>
"Just because you can win in a single fight doesn't mean I'll lose again".
"I'll shrink you back down to size and stick your ass inside a fucking tin can"!
"You can't touch my interplanetary defenses, you foolish prick".
"I'll crush your little ass in 1 hand like how I crush a brick"!
"I'm your new master of this planet, so bow down to me".
"Go back home to your dojo and tell your friends that you got your ass beat"!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights