悪辣商人 (Akuratsu Shounin)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ねーちょっと待って君何て名前? 	nee chotto matte kimi nante namae? 	“Hey, you there, hold on a minute. What’s your name?
突飛な格好で猿芝居 	toppi na kakkou de sarushibai 	You’re acting kinda weird, with that offbeat appearance.
いや、そんな時間はかかりません 	iya, sonna jikan wa kakarimasen 	No, I won’t take up too much of your time.
いかがですか？ 	ikaga desu ka? 	How does that sound?”
じゃあ、まぁほんのちょっと、少しだけ 	jaa, maa honno chotto, sukoshi dake 	Well, then, I’ll hear them out only a little, just for a bit.
結局活気に凌駕され 	kekkyoku kakki ni ryouga sare 	In the end, I couldn’t match their energy,
ギンギラ眼光の青年は語りだした 	gingira gankou no seinen wa kataridashita 	And the youth with flashing, sparkling eyes started to speak.
 	 	
鈍感と敏感が入れ替わり 	donkan to binkan ga irekawari 	“Your insensitive and sensitive parts will change places,
快感が達観を地に還す 	kaikan ga takkan o chi ni kaesu 	And pleasure will return your philosophical view to dust.
そんなのを簡単に見たくない？ 	sonna no o kantan ni mitakunai? 	Don’t you wanna easily see something like that?
なら君もほら 	nara kimi mo hora 	If so, you can too! Just look!”
 	 	
曼荼羅が流布する快楽の世界 	mandara ga rufu suru kairaku no sekai 	In this world of pleasure where circulate,
何もかんも忘れて　飛べよ　飛べよ 	nanmo kanmo wasurete tobe yo tobe yo 	Forget just about everything and take off! Take off!
ない知恵は絞れど仕方が無いので 	nai chie wa shiboredo shikata ga nai no de	There’s no point worrying about whether we’re exploiting your lack of wisdom,
蒙昧なアンタは踊るだけ 	moumai na anta wa odoru dake 	And so you’ll just dance in ignorance.
 	 	
超画期的且つ活躍品 	choukakkiteki katsu katsuyakuhin 	“It’s a super-revolutionary product, made with great efforts.
食っても食っても食べきれない 	kutte mo kutte mo tabekirenai 	No matter how much you eat up, you won’t eat up the whole thing.
賞味期限も費もございません 	shoumi kigen mo hi mo gozaimasen 	It has neither expiration date nor price.
郵送料も 	yuusouryou mo 	There’s no shipping cost, either.”
まぁなんて素敵な発明品 	maa nante suteki na hatsumeihin 	Well, what a fabulous invention!
一家に一個は欠かせません 	ikka ni ikko wa kakasemasen 	“It’s an item that every household absolutely must have!
さぁ持ってない方は今すぐに 	saa mottenai kata wa ima sugu ni 	Come on—if you don’t have one, then hurry up
フリーダイヤル・・・ 	furii daiyaru… 	And call this toll-free number...”
 	 	
実際はそんなに甘くない 	jissai wa sonna ni amakunai 	Reality isn’t so forgiving.
「はいはい」と流して見ているが 	“hai hai” to nagashite mite iru ga 	I watch as “Yes, yes...” streams out of my mouth,
大半は眼前に現ると 	taihan wa ganzen ni arawaru to 	But as is typical, looking at it before my eyes,
否応が無く 	iyaou ga naku 	I’ve got no choice.
 	 	
謝に構えるのが人格の末路 	sha ni kamaeru no ga jinkaku no matsuro 	To have an apology at the ready is the death knell of personality.
年がら年中気は　お屠蘇　お屠蘇 	nengaranenjuu ki wa otoso otoso 	Don’t you feel like having New Year’s sake, New Year’s sake all year round?
自分の立場も分からぬ奴らに 	jibun no tachiba mo wakaranu yatsura ni 	You’re certainly not qualified to speak of the world
世間を語る資格など無い 	seken o kataru shikaku nado nai 	If you’re one of those guys who don’t even know their own positions.
 	 	
喝采の幻想が常になり 	kassai no gensou ga tsune ni nari 	The illusion of applause becomes the usual state of things;
錠剤を渇望し猿になる 	jouzai o katsubou shi saru ni naru 	Everyone craves pills and becomes a monkey.
我が世誰ぞ常ならむ 	waga yo tare zo tsune naramu 	
嗚呼無情なり 	aa mujou nari 	Alas, how heartless it is...
 	 	
カッとなった後には真っ赤っかなナイフ 	katto natta ato ni wa makkakka na naifu 	After I fly into a rage, my knife is bright, bright red.
なんとまぁ無惨な　ことよ　ことよ 	nanto maa muzan na koto yo koto yo 	Well, how cold-blooded I am! How cold-blooded!
惨憺な悲劇もこれにて閉幕 	santan na higeki mo kore nite heimaku 	Even the most wretched of tragedies must see their curtain fall here.
そこから先の記憶は無い 	soko kara saki no kioku wa nai 	From then on, I have no memory of anything.
 	 	
曼荼羅が流布する快楽の世界 	mandara ga rufu suru kairaku no sekai 	In this world of pleasure where mandalas circulate,
何もかんも忘れて　飛べよ　飛べよ 	nanmo kanmo wasurete tobe yo tobe yo 	Forget just about everything and take off! Take off!
ない知恵は絞れど仕方が無いので 	nai chie wa shiboredo shikata ga nai no de	There’s no point worrying about whether we’re exploiting your lack of wisdom,
蒙昧なアンタは踊るだけ 	moumai na anta wa odoru dake 	And so you’ll just dance in ignorance.
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