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= Ristar 14: Insert Name Here =
After leaving off at Dark Ristar leaving after being revived for like the 5th time. Poker night went very well. But soon some shady buissiness happens and Ristar has to enter the TOMSPACE to retrieve the mystical N-Word pass to defeat Yellow Shirt Shaggy. Little does he know Dark Ristar is still really mean as he tries to kill Ristar like a lot of times cause he's an a**hole.
Leaving TOMSPACE is a near impossible feat leaving Ristar mentally disabled for the time being leaving his place to be taken by on other.
== Script ==
Ristar: Man Dark Ristar i never knew Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase was such a good movie!
Dark Ristar: It sure exceeded my expectations.
Ristar: Now that we watched every single Scooby Doo movie what do we do now?
Dark Ristar: That's a good question, perhaps this will jog our minds *Pulls out drug*
Ristar: Hey man Drugs are illegal and can land you in jail!
Dark Ristar: But all the doing is it
Ristar: All the doing?
Dark Ristar: *takes drug* See im completely fine
*Blows up Mental Hospital*
Ristar: Woah fuck jesus christ
Police: Excuse me sir is that a drug?
Ristar: What no this is-
Police: To late *calls for backup*
*Suddenly Yellow Shirt Shaggy busts through the wall*
YSS: Like dudes you made a big mistake
Dark Ristar: Oh no
Ristar: What do we do now?
Dark Ristar: Theres only way to defeat a shaggy and thats with the N-Word!
Ristar: I can't say that that's racist!
Dark Ristar: Theres only one place to get a N-word Pass around here, TOMSPACE.
Ristar: What?
YSS: You have like 3 seconds to comply before your scooby snack powder.
Ristar: We better leave!
Dark Ristar: I need to summon the portal
YSS: Like 2
Ristar: Oh dear lord oh Christ oh me oh my oh pizza pie
YSS: 1
*Portal sounds*
Ristar: *enters with Dark Ristar*
Police: Oh noes how are gonna get them now?
YSS: TOMSPACE can like never be escaped dude.
*now in TOMSPACE*
Ristar: WoaH
Dark Ristar: Yes it's pretty weird I guess, now then which way should we go?
Ristar: Why are you asking me?
Dark Ristar: The thing about TOMSPACE is that whenever you go back you never get what your looking for. You've never been so you should be safe.
Ristar: hmmm well ok *goes direction*
Ristar: Hey were did...
Ristar: oh no
Ristar: I'm lost.
Ristar: Shit I hate being lost geueugeuhge I guess I better wander a while
=== Meanwhile ===
Dark Ristar: That gnarisn't fool huehuehueheu of course I know my way around TOMSPACE now then to place that pass.
==== Also meanwhile inside TOMSPACE ====
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===== Even meaner while =====
Repentacle: *enters room* Hey guys wheres my foreskin?
YSS: Falcon PUnch Man!
*Repentacle procedes to die*
=== Ok now it's Ristar again. ===
Ristar: This place sucks so much ass, there is nothing here it's pretty much just pure space and blue and distortion effects. All because of drugs
Ristar: Oh hey look a N-Word pass just what I needed!
Ristar: This looks really weird, then again ive never seen an N-Word pass before. HEY DARK RISTAR
Dark Ristar: Gnorts Ratsir
Ristar: I got it
Dark Ristar: Good good now then lets get outta here *summons leave*
Ristar: Alright lets AUCK OUGHGHGHGHHGHGGG
Dark Ristar: What's Wr0ng?
Ristar: My head feels really bad now I feel w00as0jsmmmmmm
Dark Ristar: oh no this is bad!
*leaves*
== Back in the Office (Scranton Branch) ==
YSS: Well man like i guess it's time you die now!
Ristar: nooopotttt anmore I'm gonna say the N-Word
YSS: That's RACIST you like can't say the N-Word Dude!
Ristar: Ni-
*suddenly Ristar faints*
Dark Ristar: That was easier than expected
YSS: What have you done?
Dark Ristar: I simply made him die by way of fake N-Word pass!
YSS: That's illegal on so many like levels! Im gonna kill you!
Dark Ristar: Is it because im Black?
YSS: Wait no my only weakness! *dies*
Dark Ristar: yes this is good, now I can do the thing *leaves*
Ristar: *unconsuice*
John: Looks like its time for john to do his part and save the world! *Flys into Dark Ristar*
Dark Ristar: Fuck you john
John: I fuck my wife every day
Dark Ristar: That's not what I ment!
John: Are you my grandma?
Dark Ristar: I really want to kill you right now but I can't
John: Why?
Dark Ristar: Cliffhanger
John: DAMN
== Trivia ==
I hate you
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