World of Shittery

The World of Shittery is a rift in the space-time continuum resulting in the immersion of various nations around the ATC. 
== Characters ==
=== Arsestonia ===
Arsestonia is a country originally from the world of BOX.
* Bolstine - fuck you
* Monrever - fuck you
* Cynetia - fuck you
* Mastistan - fuck you
* Marshwater - mostly a cool friend but once you talk about daniel, fuck you
* Building in a Place Somewhere - fuck you
* Grebia - fuck you
* Ikrayi - ...
* Mawbol - fuck you
* Cornia - fuck you
* Average Citizen - eat my damn nuts!!!
* The Netherlands - heej!!
* Solemanium - fuck you
* Alphadonia - fuck you
=== Bolstine ===
Bolstine is a mountain country in Kelais. He barely remembers coastlines or coastal places and thinks he’s a goat. He’s also constantly pissed about the gold and silver war. He’s generally trapped in his own world and loses track of what’s happening easily.
==== Relations ====
* Arsestonia - okay wtf is wrong with you
* Cynetia - idk they're kinda mixed
* Mastistan - really cool but kinda insane. 2nd coolest neighbor though
* MRRB - GET OUT OF MY LIFE
* Average Citizen - guy made me depressed. I still don’t know what I did, I- I just wanted to be a goat man why does everyone bully me
* Ikrayi - guy tried to kill me
* Goats - best animal!
=== Building in a Place Somewhere ===
Building in a Place Somewhere is a zany little guy (!!) that notices easily when a “peculiar” country joins in.
==== Relations ====
* Arsestonia - Bad weirdo.
* Bolstine - Also kind of weird, guy wants to be a goat
* Cynetia - Particularly, yet minorly, reminds me of the state I had broken away from.
* The Netherlands - I know a Netherlands in my world, but… I don’t know if they’re the same anymore…
* Mawbol - Good weirdo.
* Ikrayi - Bad weirdo.
* Land of Great Machinations (Machy) - Really, really cool! More than cool! Well, amazing! I can't quite summarize it!
=== Cynetia ===
Cynetia is a ultra-progressive social democratic figure seeking professionalism known to speak their mind when needed.
==== Relations ====
* Arsestonia - Annoying and rude.
* Marshwater - Arsestonia but worse.
* Bolstine - Sometimes cool, sometimes annoying.
* Monrever - idk he doesn't do much but speak Creote and talk with Bolstine.
* Mastistan - Generally cool, though he seems annoyed by me at times.
*Grebia - Seems a tad rude.
*The Netherlands - Either annoying or… pleasing, apparently, at least according to Mastistan when I got stuck on my South Coaster side.
*The Provisional Government of Yibble - Okay, you’re not a terrible turnout of the future, but… still weird.
*The Provisional Government of Faker - Same as above.
*Cylshia - Yeah, there’s a lot of people related to me I have an issue with…
*Mawbol - Pretty cool, rather weird.
*Ikrayi - T- tried to kill me and my neighbors.
*Average Citizen - I know he’s just a child and I want to go easy on him, but apart from that, disrespects my faith, disrespects Mastistan’s faith and culture (though he’s being kind of ridiculous), and uh… idk why Bolstine is upset with him.
=== Mastistan ===
Mastistan is a laid-back, ignorant, and angry figure. He often makes threats involving covering people in oil and setting them aflame, and has actually done so at times. Despite constantly being annoyed by his neighbors, he still sticks up for them when he sees them in trouble.
==== Relations ====
* Arsestonia - wtf is wrong with you as a person i hate everything about you
* Marshwater - same above
* Bolstine - he's very annoying, sometimes cool?!?!?! but idk
* Monrever - bolstine but more creote
* Cynetia - sometimes cool, a lot of times annoying. i still stick up for them though
* The Netherlands - annoying fuck
* Thricia - what
* Grebia - kinda cool I suppose
* Provisional Governments of Faker and Yibble - product of a mental mindfuck
* Alphadonia - weirdly sexual and often devolves into a mental crisis
* Solemanium - shut up about libertarian socialism you fuck
* Average Citizen - LITERALLY MY LEAST FAVORITE OUT OF FUCKING EVERYONE. IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY AND TELL ME TO READ A CHRISTIAN BIBLE AGAIN BECAUSE APPARENTLY I CAN’T FUCKING USE THE NAME FOR “GOD” IN MY NATIVE TONGUE, I WILL LIGHT A MAN ON FIRE AND SHOVE HIM INTO YOUR HOUSE. I AM EATING YOUR FAMILY RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY?! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A HOUSE IN WESTERN JESOVA!? WESTERN JESOVA WHERE IT IS MISERABLE AND SHITTY AND LOOKS WORSE THAN WHEN IT WAS BOMBED IN THE 80S!? DO YOU!?!?
* Mawbol - ok
* Ikrayi - I won’t say anything about you out of pure… well…
*Land of Great Machinations - idk seems cool
=== Monarchíe Reform-Revulent de Bolsene ===
The Monarchíe Reform-Revulent de Bolsene is a political party, external to Bolstine, calling for the reform of the old monarchy which fell in 1957.
=== Grebia ===
*Bolstine - Mountain man, reminds me of Fladelande if he was progressive
* Cynetia - Seems pretty cool but not too big of a fan of the "south coast side"
* Mastistan - (Usually) A voice of reason (except when he wants to kill people)
* Netherlands - Either a very smart businessman or a complete fucking idiot.
* Land of Great Machinations - Makes lovely theme parks but I am offput by "the purge of the masses".
*Arsestonia - No clue man.
*Ikrayi - won't say anything because yeah...
*Marshwater - see above
*Cornia - Thinks my CPP-led intervention in Litore was a "war crime" because of that ONE fishing boat... (Don't forget SCA Flight 1088!!!)
*Texas - Good riddance, man. Racist prick. Not gonna say I'm glad he died but...
=== The Netherlands ===
The Netherlands is a country in Western Europe. He is a walking ad for KLM Royal Dutch Airlines, Amsterdam's red-light district, and Carlsberg beer. He speaks in broken English with frequent "Js". He has a strong hatred for Rotterdam.
* Bolstine - obsessjed with goats, may be zwitzers
* Cynetia - good kustomer, maay convince to fly KLM to amsterdam.
* Mastistan - may be frojm leeuwarden
* Grebia - brutaal!!!!
* Alphadonia - may sell tuljip, or weejd depeending if which he likes!
* Average Citizen - does not suppojrt mijn best industry!!!
* Solemanium - he is fukking deens!!!!!!!! why doejs he talk about lijbetejrian sokialism!!!
* Arsetonia - rotterdam fujtballer 
* Lavilcia - majde vlaanderen
* Ikrayi - bestaat misschien niet, misschien, ik weet het niet en ik hoef het ook niet te weten, help alstublieft
=== Christmas land ===
Christmas land is a tiny city state located in upstate New York. It exists solely to increase conflict in crossdimensional conflicts.
=== Thricia ===
Thricia is a country in Sceston who thinks he's 3 years old. 
=== Lavilcia ===
once there was a man who hated cats so he tried to eat one. The cats got smart once they ate him instead. Then they turned into gods, copying gods. They became the Gods of Copying
=== Zanderstan ===
=== The Brave Government of Free Peoples of Kane Leu ===
The Brave Government of Free Peoples of Kane Leu is a Libertarian-Marxist-Ba'athist-Liberalist-Social-Democratic-Democratic-Socialist-Free-Society-of-Anti-Racism state thats located in Armenia. He believes that everyone is racist.
==== Relationship ====
* Alphadonia - "Laphadonia is a bad Alphadonian stereotype" is the most racist thing I've heard in a while, Alphadonia. Laphadonians are still important and valid people.
* Cynetia - "Yeah, there’s a lot of people related to me I have an issue with…" is the most racist thing I've heard in a while, Cynetia. Cylshians are still important and valid people.
* Mastistan - "product of a mental mindfuck" is the most racist thing I've heard in a while, Mastistan. Fakerians and Yibbleians are still important and valid people.
*Ikaryi - Hitler tiered Racerist
*Everyone - Racerist
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=== Provisional Government of Yibble ===
Provisional Government of Yibble, officially known by its real name, Robert Jarnes, is an agricultural farmer that likes to eat bread. 
==== Relationship ====
* Cynetia - He's weird, but better him than Faker
* PGF - Seriously, whats with you and facism?
* Cylshia - Not bad actually. We have the same ideologies. Why do you hate Cynetia so much though?
* Lavilcia - Seriously.
=== Provisional Government of Faker ===
=== Cylshia ===
Cylshia is a city located in Lavilcia. Cylshia generally likes to copy off of people, and also complains about who they are related to. He supports the Center-Left portion, and likes to copy people's homework. He has the ability to control people by living inside of him but he has a contract that prevents him from killing people with his power. His abilities include possessing people by making them move their legs and arms, force people to stop using their body parts such as the lungs and stomach, and disemboweling people. 
==== Relations ====
* Alphadonia - Stepfather 1
* Cynetia - I'm ashamed to be related to him. Also why did you write my contract.
* Grebia - Stepfather 2, electric boogaloo
* Mawbol - Stepfather 3, can I have ice cream? Also wrote my contract
* Lavilcia - Fahck you for being related to me
* Mastistan - Can we get a stepfather 5?
*Average Citizen - This guy I almost tortured in his little lore session and then decided to leave me out of it because I'm too poweful.
==== Dark Cylshia ====
Dark Cylshia is a darker form of Cylshia. Cylshia turns into Dark Cylshia whenever he wants to disembowel someone really badly and torture them or else he is just mad. He likes to torture random people for his entertainment and doesn't care about the limitations about his contract.
=== Average Citizen ===
Average Citizen is a 9-year-old Filipino Christian. He is known to be highly conservative and also naïve. He created a micronation named Shatlünd.
==== Relations ====
* Shatlünd - My nation!
* Masistan - I'm just helping him! I don't get why he is mad!
* Solemanium - He's nice, but I am just helping him! Also gambling is UNHOLY!
* Bolstine - I don't get why he is being rude to me!
* Cynetia - UNHOLY!
* The Netherlands - SO UNHOLY!
=== Shatlünd ===
=== Alphadonia ===
=== Solemanium ===
Solemanium is a tropical archipelago in located in the Kuldines. He is known to be very respectful, and has an interest for gambling and tourism, as well as libertarian socialism. He lives in North Ležwen, in a self-sustaining bungalow. He is also the Netherlands' alleged twin. He was killed by Polish Jupiter in the dream of Alphadonia during his comatose state.
==== Relations ====
=== Romanov ===
=== Mawbol ===
Mawbol is the largest country located on the continent of Messer in Werbia. Mawbol is semi-progressive and democratic, though it does have a west-east cultural divide, with the east being more conservative and having worse living conditions, with slum apartments and 19th century factories in need of repair making up it's cities while it's countrside is a long stretch of empty plains and forests with the occassional town or forest, with the only bareable place in the East being Marannia. Oh also Yeln News. Oh god Yeln News. No no no no no no. Also has a cool sidekick named Cornia that is a lot smaller than Mawbol.
Also his humor is considered a bit outlandish, though he is mostly calm and polite towards most people and doesn't have bad relations with anyone (except Ikrayi, for logical reasons). Also Bolstine is montain gout (Yeah Mawbol lives using random 17th century insults). Oh and he also has a weird once in a month drinking ritual which everytime starts at the exact same time down to the miliseconds and always follow the exact same patterns. Yeah who knows.
==== Relations ====
* Cornia - Very cool though slightly weird. Also stop with the whole coffee drinking to ruin your sleep thing, please.
*Cynetia - Normal, chill dude.
*Mastistan - Spilled my darn wine, but other than that also a normal and typically chill dude... should limit the arson a bit though.
*Bolstine - Ye focken montain gout! Overall a nice dude, I like him. He's our little goat.
*Lands of Great Machinations - He... does Machinations? Also in love with Building in a Place Somewhere like 100%.
*Building in a Place Somewhere - Uhh... In love with Machy? I don't really know that much about him honestly???
*Arsestonia - Just generally really weird but meh.
*Marshwater - Daniel. Just Daniel I guess.
*Alphadonia - Kind of just exists.
*Solemanium - Exists I guess?
*Ikrayi - ...No.
=== Cornia ===
Cornia is a country located on the continent of Messer in Werbia, north of Mawbol. Cornia is semi-progressive and democratic, though it has had a rough history in the 20th century. It was one of the first countries in Werbia to recognise native rights in the early 1600's and has mostly been peaceful for it's history, though that hasn't always been possible either. It has good relations with Mawbol, though views Mawbol as slightly less developed and backwards due to the East. Also for some reason Cornia likes pretending that he and Mawbol are married as a joke? Uhh... Yeah... I don't know.
Personality wise is slightly more positive towards the natives, tries to not confront anyone and is polite towards most people (excluding Ikrayi). He also seemingly enjoys sleeping (trying to) at the meeting place in it's corners and drinking massive amounts of coffee at the same time. He is slightly weird, also at the same time admires Mawbol but thinks he is slightly less progressive. Wacky!
==== Relations ====
* Mawbol - My best friend, even if a bit weird.
*Cynetia - A little weird, but over all fine.
*Mastistan - Also a little weird but that's just expected. Other than that, quite normal.
*Bolstine - Goat something? Meh, normal.
*Land of Great Machinations - Quite weird but also kind of cool? Also definitely in love with Building in a Place Somewhere.
*Building in a Place Somewhere - Kind of weird but not that much. Also definitely in love with Machy.
*Arsestonia - Eh... idk. Weird.
*Marshwater - We get it, your leader is Daniel and he should be respected and is god or something. Cool, we get it.
*Ikrayi - Just leave us alone. That's all I am going to say.
*Alphadonia - A bit weird but overall fine.
=== Ikrayi ===
[redacted] the horrors the people of this land witness everyday are indescribable
You really want to know about it? Well, sorry in advance.
This mf is a racist and supports eradicating people if you know what I mean. He is a complete asshole and probably insane, a massive part of his yearly budget is spent in nukes to threaten people with (and those threats are only empty for so long...). He hates everyone that isn't Neuverian or doesn't believe in Neuverian supremacy (which means he hates everybody around him) and he really strongly hates Mawbol because... well yeah he thinks he should be ruling Mawbol and being "based" (which in his timeline he sort of is but not really???). Anyways he is an alternate history state in Mawbol founded by the Union of Mawbols, which can be understood as Werbia's... nazis? Just... you get the point... he really sucks. He is completely insane, hates everyone, has a bunch of nukes, has futuristic techonology to break the skills, knows how to use every weapon invented during the time period from 100 million years ago to today and literally has no moral compass. Just please try to imagine like he doesn't exist cause otherwise you are very likely to annoy him and get nuked out of existence. He is definitely insane, just mentioning agains so you really get it.
==== Relations ====
* Cynetia - Weak cowardly half-Neuverian (or as those fools call them "Anglese") idiot.
* Mastistan - Too religious, anti-Neuverian and overall just stupid.
* Bolstine - Shut up about your stupid goat fantasies, no one likes you smelly French person.
* Building in a Place Somewhere - Neuverian but just generally... meh. Coward. Stupid.
* The Land of Great Machinations - Ever heard of a psychiatric clinic friend?
* Arsestonia - Mental asylum patient #07852.
* Marshwater - Mental asylum patient #07853.
* Cornia - Coward surrendered to the natives in the 1630's, just like a decade after independence from the far superior New Neuver colony. Coward. Just pure coward. Also friends with Mawbol.
* Mawbol - You shouldn't exist. I should be you. Stop deny your true roots and heritage. The natives mean nothing. We are Neuverian. We rule the world. Embrace it, you stinky coward. You are an utter disappointment and I strongly, STRONGLY hate you.
*Alphadonia - Random idiot, I don't care that much.
=== The Land of Great Machinations ===
Machinations. The Land of Great Machinations is a country in the world of world which is dominated by utter chaos, foolishness, tomfoolery and machinations the scale of which no one has seen since the openning of the Wild Ride Scooby Doo Attraction Ride Theme Park 1. Truly a foolish place. Every city is both a major city with millions of people living in apartment complexes and a massive theme park because of course. And also there are like the Chaoslands which go from Chaosland 1 to Chaosland 80000.
The Land of Great Machinations, referred to by Building in a Place Somewhere as "Machy", has a very funny and lighthearted personality. He likes silly jokes and things most would consider really weird and wacky, though he doesn't think so and refuses to believe he is insane or crazy. He is simply doing a lil Machinations! His best "friend" is the previously mentioned Building in a Place Somewhere. Sometimes it gets extra tough. On those days, Machy drinks a very dark cup of coffee and enters a twenty minute depressive trance. His bubble of happiness, foolishness and pure bliss breaks apart into tiny bits. Those days are something else and Machy rarely talks about them.
==== Relations ====
* Building in a Place Somewhere - He is the greatest person I have ever met! I just love him so much! Just over all a generally nice person who admires me and sees the great potential deep within me. Love ya with my heart!
* [More soon]
=== The Peoples republic of Dave ===
They exist i guess.
== Dead ==
=== Texas ===
American state and self proclaimed "patriotic Protestant conservative right-wing male". Did not deny being racist, xenophobic, and homophobic, among a slew of other things. Often went on long rants against minorities and called Mastistan a "commie Muslim terrorist" country to the dismay of nearly every country. Nearly killed in the explosion and "finished off" by Grebia. However during Alphadonia's coma he still died due to malaria due to his denial of it. 
* Cynetia - You hippie liberal socialists need to grow up. Take the word of the Bible and follow me.
* Mastistan - Commie terrorist Muslims. They don't even deny it!!
* Grebia - Reminds me of the Canadians, they're a bunch of thinly-veiled socialists.
*Netherlands - Degenerated atheist scum, repent or rot in hell.
* Average Citizen - Bright young lad headed down a great path.
* Ikrayi - Great guy, just needs to follow the word of God.