Let's Get Wicked(Disney's Animal Kingdom Version)

The darkness is noticeable, and a voice calls out from this malevolent aura...
Embrace your inner evil, and join the devoted in celebration! Let's. Get. Wicked!
Coming to Disney's Animal Kingdom
= Transcript: =
(The darkness is noticeable, and a voice calls out from this malevolent aura.)
Evil voice: Welcome to the Harambe theater, although this isn't what you think it is. In mere seconds, six of the most notorious people in this land will spin a devilishly fun tale! And you will have the chance, pleasure, and opportunity to meet four of the most vile evildoers to ever walk this land. Sit back and relax, there's no turning back now. Let's. Get. Wicked!
Marquis: Bonjour mortels stupides, and welcome to our paradise! Oh, have we been waiting for this time!
Six Terrors: We are the dark and deadly, there is no contemplating. We've got a magic, one we share for Halloween...
Marquis: We have been Fans dévoués to the Villains you will see here today, and now they're gathering here at our request! Il est temps pour les introductions, je m'appelle Marquis. And although I'm not Lafayette, I have been known to go the rounds with Gaston. And next, there's Hoodoo.
Hoodoo: I've been going through my paces with the Shadow Man, it's been quite the experience!
Marquis: Then, we have Makita.
Makita: You got it, sugarcane. Me and the Sea Witch have been making a fair amount of deals lately.
Sarina and Willina: Ahem!
Marquis: Ah, I forgot about both Sarina and Willina. Alors désolé les filles, I didn't even mention the women who have marveled at the deeds of Mother Gothel and Cruella De Vil. Et maintenant, we have all the more reason to celebrate!
Hoodoo: But first... Haha... We have a few rules...
Makita: Aside from the outside food, there's the matter of turning all phones on silent mode.
Marquis: Oh yes, and no flash pictures, please. These villains are frightfully sensitive to bright lights. But then again, since we are fans of these villains, and the four visitors are villains, what better way to behave than to behave like...
All six: Villains!
Nikki: Are you guys telling my story?
Marquis: Of course, mon cher. But first, myself and the other five terrors need to settle some more business. Let's see... I'll go to the Gaston section.
Makita: I'll swim over to the Ursula section.
Hoodoo: I'm teleporting to the Dr. Facilier section.
Sarina: I've got dibs on the Gothel section.
Willina: And I'll go to the Cruella section.
Marquis: Alright, time to know our poses. Can I see some muscles flexed please?
(The Gaston section flexes their muscles)
Marquis: Brilliant! Et maintenant, it's time to show the whole crowd how strong like Gaston you are!
(The Gaston section flexes their muscles to the rest of the crowd)
Marquis: Très bien!
Hoodoo: Alright Monsieur, it's time the Facilier section got down to business! I've got a volunteer with me, who'll not only lead this section's pose, but also perform. Now sir, fan out the cards!
(The volunteer fans out the cards)
Hoodoo: Brilliant! Alright Facilier section, let's fan out the cards! But don't show them...
(The Facilier section fans out the cards to the rest of the crowd)
Hoodoo(laughing): Now we're cooking!
Makita: Okay, here we go Ursula section. Time for a mic test, if you know what I mean.
(The Ursula section sings a couple notes)
Makita: Good. Now, let's have the rest of the crowd hear your voices.
(The Ursula section sings a couple notes to the rest of the crowd)
Makita: Good, that's just what Ursula wants.
Sarina: Alright, time to utilize the mirrors in your hands Gothel section. Let's see some views!
(The whole Gothel section uses the mirrors to look at themselves)
Sarina: Exactly what Gothel would do! Now, before I grab a volunteer of my own, I need another peek at yourselves!
(The Gothel section uses the mirrors to look at themselves away from the crowd)
Sarina: Sure we weren't having the rest of the crowd involved, but that's just what Gothel does.
Willina: Okay Cruella section, I think we all know how this is going to work. Let me see some flair in that pose!
(The Cruella section strikes a fashionable pose)
Willina: In the fashion world, that would be considered excellent! Now, let's show the rest of the crowd.
(The Cruella section strikes a fashionable pose to the rest of the crowd)
Willina: Now that's what I call striking a pose!
Marquis: And now that we know our poses, we are ready for them to appear.
Hoodoo: Say, I must have chills running down my spine. Hey guys, they're coming!
Marquis: Perfect, and just in time too. Now everyone, raise your torches up and lower them down. And let's. Get. Wicked!
Six terrors: We're good at being evil, we love to cause some evil. But when we're free, we like to chill out in the lair. We hope you're all excited, because you've been invited to hang with every spooky, dirty deeds at rest. Spooky, dirty deeds at rest...
Marquis: Bienvenue dans votre cauchemar!
Six terrors: Wicked! The wicked of the wicked are here! It's where we come to play, our evil hideaway. Wicked! You don't have any reason to fear. Now, come on everyone! Rise up, and join the fun. And let's get wicked!
Cruella: Darlings! It's so nice to see you.
Ursula: Look at all those poor unfortunate souls, I'd love to have your voices.
Dr. Facilier: Perhaps you'd like to meet some of my friends on the other side.
Gothel: They just need a little motherly love, that's all.
Gaston: But they'll appreciate a specimen bred.
Six terrors: Wicked.
Hoodoo: Alright, here they are! We're ready, they're ready. Question is, are you ready?
Makita: You know it!
Nikki: Yeah!
Sarina: Let's do it!
Ursula: This is our secret lair, a special refuge where..
Dr. Facilier: We can cast away our cares and have some fun.
Cruella: We carve our inner duty, and show our inner beauty.
Gaston: Revealing talents we don't share with anyone.
Gothel and Six terrors: We don't share with anyone...
Makita; Nothing personal, cause' it's just business.
Villains: Wicked! The wicked of the wicked are here! It's where we come to play, our evil hideaway. Wicked! You don't have any reason to fear. Now, come on everyone! Rise up, and join the fun. And let's get wicked!
Willina; Let's get wicked!
Villains: And let's get wicked!
Hoodoo: Let's get wicked!
Villains: And let's get wicked!
Sarina: Come on, let's get wicked!
Villains: And let's get wicked!
Marquis(laughing): cela va être malicieusement fabuleux!
Makita: If it isn't already.
Hoodoo: Now, meet Nikki Nadine, she's only a teen. She's devilishly creepy, with loads of wicked dreams. Tonight, Nikki quivers with anticipation. For it's Halloween, her favorite celebration!
Nikki: Oh, I can't wait to go Trick or Treating.
Hoodoo: Unfortunately, there's something hogging the exciting scene. Nikki doesn't have any idea what her costume should be! Enter a maiden who could help answer the most burning question she's ever had, and much more.
Makita: I think I know some people who could help. Follow me!
Hoodoo: Deep under the seas, this pair did swim. Until they stopped, up on a rim. It was there that Nikki's nose began to twitch, for they were in the lair of the Sea Witch!
Ursula: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways - it's rude. One MIGHT question your upbringing. . .
Makita: I know what you're assuming but...
Nikki: That's not what's happening! I just want to know what my costume should be, is that too much to ask?
Ursula: Oh, you don't need to worry about it too much dear. Besides, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want - is to become a villain yourself.
Nikki: What? Can you DO that?
Ursula: My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk - like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I admit that in the past, I've been a nasty. They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch.
Makita: True? Yes.
Nikki: Huh?
Ursula: And I fortunately know a little magic, It's a talent that I always have possessed. And dear lady, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed.
Makita: Pathetic.
Ursula: Poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. This one longing to be thinner. That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flocking to my cauldron crying "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them? Yes, I do. Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals. Yes I've had the odd complaint. But on the whole I've been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls.
Makita: Alright Ursula section, let's show Nikki how the Sea Witch takes care of things! Ready?
Ursula: Paluga, sarruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea. Now rings us glossitis and max laryngitis, La voce to me! Now . . . sing!
(The whole section sings)
Ursula: Keep singing!
Nikki: Uh, Makita, was it?
Makita: Yeah?
Nikki: How is this helping?
Ursula: Come on, you poor unfortunate soul. Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much. Just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got em', boys The boss is on a roll! THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!
Hoodoo: Dagnabit, I didn't get me no catfish.
Nikki(sarcastically): Well, that's quite a shame.
Hoodoo: Sarcasm? You're trying to be a villain for Halloween?
Nikki: Yes.
Hoodoo: Well, I don't think you can...
Dr. Facilier: Fellas. Enchantée. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. How y'all doin'?
Hoodoo: Tarot readings, charms, potions … Dreams made real! Awesome, am I right?
Nikki: Sir, I am not fully convinced that he can help...
Dr. Facilier: Don't you disrespect me, little girl. Don't you derogate or deride. You're in my world now, not your world. And I got friends on the other side...
(Voodoo Spirits: He's got friends on the other side)
Dr. Facilier: That's an echo fellas. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana A little parlor trick. Don't worry. Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it'll enable me to do Anything I please I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too. I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, little girl?) Make your wildest dreams come true I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried And I got friends on the other side
(Voodoo Spirits: He's got friends on the other side)
Dr. Facilier: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell. The past, the present, and the future as well. The cards, the cards, just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me
Hoodoo: Okay Facilier section, we've got her hooked. Let's see if we can really get her in the groove, am I right?
Dr. Facilier: Shake my hand, c'mon on fellas. Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? Yes... Are you ready?
(Voodoo Spirits: Are you ready?)
Dr. Facilier: Are you ready? Transformation Central
(Voodoo Spirits: Transformation Central)
Dr. Facilier: Reformation Central
Voodoo Spirits: Reformation central!
Dr. Facilier: Transmogrification Central
Sarina and Willina: Transmor-what?
Dr. Facilier: Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, You're changing all right. I hope you're satisfied. But if you ain't, don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side! Ha, ha, ha
(Voodoo Spirits: You got what you wanted But you lost what you had)
Hoodoo: Now i know what everyone's thinking, that didn't go as planned. But Nikki had learned persistence, and she wasn't about to stop now!
Nikki: Uh, hello?
Willina: Oh, this is a disaster. I can't even find anything good to wear, and nothing to make! This one is way too pink! Those are so last season! Those don't cost nearly as much. And these are never in season! Agh, I just need someone to help me!
Nikki: Uh, i need some help too.
Willina: Yeah, but... Is that? Cruella De Vil, that's it!
Street boys: Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil. If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will. To see her is to take a sudden chill! Cruella, Cruella. She's like a spider waiting for the kill. Look out for Cruella De Vil!
Willina: Come on!
Nikki: Why?
Willina: You want my help on learning to be a villain, don't you?
Nikki: Yes!
Willina: Well, I need her for my own designs.
Alley thug: At first you think Cruella is a devil. But after time has worn away the shock. You come to realize. You've seen her kind of eyes. Watching you from underneath a rock!
Willina: Excuse me miss, I know you're busy and all. But I was hoping... (to the section) Can i get a little help here?
Street boys: This vampire bat, this inhuman beast. She ought to be locked up and never released! The world was such a wholesome place until... Cruella, Cruella De Vil!
Hoodoo: Nikki and Willina instantly got lost in the crowd, and poor Nikki got thrown into a tower! Well, at least she learned some things from Cruella.
(Nikki groans after being thrown in a tower by accident)
Sarina: Um, excuse me.
Nikki: Huh?
Sarina: I think you're sitting on a reserved seat.
Nikki: "I" am sitting on a reserved seat?
Sarina: You want to learn to be a villain?
Nikki: Of course.
Sarina: Then prove it!
Nikki: And what if you're backing the wrong horse?
One girl: Look, I'll just be gone for one day mother...
Mother Gothel: You want to go outside? Ugh, why, dearest! Look at you, as fragile as a flower. Still a little sapling, just a sprout. You know why we stay up in this tower...
One girl: I know, but-
Mother Gothel: That's right! To keep you safe and sound, dear. Guess I always knew this day was coming. Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest Soon, but not yet...
One girl: But-
Mother Gothel: Shh! Trust me, pet. Mother knows best! Mother knows best. Listen to your mother. It's a scary world out there. Mother knows best. One way or another. Something will go wrong, I swear! Ruffians, thugs. Poison ivy, quicksand. Cannibals and snakes. The plague!
Girl, Nikki, and Sarina: No!
Mother Gothel: Yes!
One girl: But-
Mother Gothel: Also large bugs. Men with pointy teeth, and... Stop, no more, you'll just upset me! Mother's right here. Mother will protect you. Darling, here's what I suggest. Skip the drama. Stay with Mama. Mother knows best!
Nikki: Alright, let me get this straight. You're trying to get a feel for villainy?
Sarina: Of course.
Mother Gothel: Mother knows best. Take it from your mumsy. On your own, you won't survive. Sloppy, under-dressed. Immature, clumsy. Please, they'll eat you up alive! Gullible, naive. Positively grubby. Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague- Plus, I believe. Gettin' kinda chubby. I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you! Mother understands. Mother's here to help you. All I have is one request...
One girl: Yes?
Mother Gothel: Don't ever ask to leave this tower again.
One girl: Yes, Mother.
Mother Gothel: I love you very much, dear.
One girl: I love you more.
Mother Gothel: I love you most. Don't forget it. You'll regret it. Mother knows best!
(Unbekownst to both of them is that Nikki has left for the tavern, with Sarina in hot pursuit)
Nikki: W-W-Why do I feel incomplete? What could be missing from my life?
Sarina: Uh, maybe some villainy, Because that's what I think is missing from my life.
Hoodoo: You think you've had it rough? I didn't catch me a catfish!
Makita: I couldn't explore any other oceans!
Willina: And I couldn't find any other ideas!
Marquis: Well, you five seem depressed. What seems to be the matter?
Nikki: What does it look like?
Hoodoo: Hey, I think I've found a way to make us feel better.
Nikki: Who's that?
Hoodoo and the boys: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston. Looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston. Even when taking your lumps.
Makita and the girls: There's no man in town as admired as you. You're everyone's favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard to see why!
Marquis: Venir sur des amis, vous connaissez les mots.
Everyone: No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston. For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! No one's been like Gaston. A kingpin like Gaston.
Hoodoo: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Everyone: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Hoodoo: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
Everyone: No one fights like Gaston. Douses lights like Gaston. In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Girls: For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
Hoodoo: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
Gaston: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
Everyone: No one hits like Gaston. Matches wits like Gaston.
Hoodoo: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston.
Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
Everyone: Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs. Ev'ry morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Marquis: I may consider it progressive to be drinking excessive. And if that's a crime, let me know. But there's a whole record book, if you'd just take a look! And it's all dedicated to him...
Everyone: No one shoots like Gaston. Makes those beauts like Gaston.
Hoodoo: Then goes tromping around. Wearing boots like Gaston!
Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Everyone: My what a guy! GASTON!
(All six newly acquainted friends head out of the tavern, feeling drunk and somewhat happy)
Hoodoo: No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston. Boy, Marquis, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
Marquis: Well, yeah. Say, you must be far from home little girl.
Nikki: Yeah, well...
Makita: I think I'm finally starting to see what's bothering you, Nikki. And I think the seashells I found might come in handy.
Hoodoo: Not before I hand off this here voodoo necklace over to you, Nikki.
Willina: And you know what, this sash does have some potential for a villainous costume.
Sarina: I think I've got just the hairstyle for someone who's trying to be a villain, because you just so happen to be a fan.
Marquis: Add some buck-skin boots to the mix, Et voilà, mesdames et messieurs, le véritable ensemble mal. De nous tous fans dévoués, pour vous.
Nikki: Wow, thanks guys.
Makita: Hey, if the six of us stick together, we can spread our devotion anywhere!
Hoodoo: How?
Makita: Observe. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand, You'd better pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man! And if you aren't shakin', There's something very wrong! 'Cause this may be the last time You hear the Boogie Song! Woah
Sarina: Woah
Makita: Woah
Hoodoo: Woah
Makita: Woah
Nikki: Woah
Makita and terrors: I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man!
Marquis: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho. So, try the life of a thief. Just sample the life of a crook. There isn't a boy. Who won't enjoy. A-workin' for Captain Hook. The World's Most Famous Crook!
Sarina: With only a touch, I have the power. Zim zaba rim bim, To wither a flower. I find delight in the gruesome and grim...
(Nikki: Oh, that's terrible.)
Sarina: Thank you, my dear. But that's nothing, nothing for me! 'Cause I'm the magnificent, marvelous, mad Madam Mim!
(All six dance to Arabian Nights, then Hoodoo performs the Fireknife to Hellfire)
Hoodoo: And so, that's how we became the Six terrors we are today. Don't trust me, and you might find out yourself.
Marquis: Et maintenant, It's time to bring all four of our visitors for one last performance. Let's Get. Wicked! We've got that evil flair, a special talent where...
Sarina: We hold our secrets very close for all to stare.
Willina: We find the wicked beauty, and make it our devilish duty...
Hoodoo: To unleash the evil in everyone!
Makita, Nikki, and Performers: Unleash the evil in everyone...
Hoodoo: There ain't no denying that we're...
Villains: Wicked! The wicked of the wicked are here! It's where we come to play, our evil hideaway. Wicked! You don't have any reason to fear. Now, come on everyone! Rise up, and join the fun. And let's get wicked!
Six terrors: Let's get wicked!
Villains: And let's get wicked!
Six terrors: Let's get wicked!
Villains: And let's get wicked! Wicked! Wicked!
Makita: Let's get wicked!
Spirit child: Hurry back! Hurry back! Be sure to bring your death certificate, if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We've been dying... to have you...(laughing wickedly)