The Rake vs The goatman

Vladimyr P. as The Rake Fightmarker as The Goatman WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE THE RAKE AGAINST THE GOATMAN BEGIN The Rake: Creeping from the Neck of the woods; seems it’s my time to spit a rhyme Now come forth, Benny, If you want to shine bright like my eyes So (shh) take a listen; I’ll show you the easy way To your claim of fame; DON’T BE A MAN THAT WEARS FURRY LEGS I will stomp on your Mary-Land, crushing it into pieces All you are is Bullshit, I hope night vision cameras can see this You’re just another Journal Entry who can’t cause more than a snick When you see me at the bottom of your bed you best pray you can count your Pope Lick The Goatman: Take a step right onto my bridge and you’ll see; you really want to Know Your own Meme? You try to dream a victory but all you will get is likes of me When I step out from the smog I spit, I wonder, where the Hell you’re from Cuz I’ve seen better class and elegance originating from therake.com! You’re clickbait, I conceal the fate to this overrated hoax You couldn’t ever best this Faun because you’re messing with the G.O.A.T You couldn’t ever be Ap-Paul-ling with your words, Ur never Torrent Write a note and I’ll hang you in the Suicide Forest... The Rake: From what I see, this Pasta wannabe banished from my site (sight) Walk down your newborn staircase in shame, if you think you’re the representation of fright You’re dry leaves’ filliation’s just another silly dream interpretation I’ll be in formation when I Rake your dictation and send you down to Hell for your final durations The Pentagram is where I stand to summon this weak and dumb fallen angel I’ll place the Rosary across your grave if you’re wanting to get faithful In a little winner’s ritual; needing me cuz it’s destined So I reckon that your triumph is the only Urban Legend I may be messing with a goat but tonight I’ll be your shepherd Cuz to me, you’re but a sheep, so see when I leave your head severed And your shrill brings my thrill, will make this Humanoid quite paranoid And the kids will picture you when I capture your death on polaroid The Goatman: I was praying for you but that verse was so unholy So I’ll show you a true cross when I X you out; exposed slowly Inflicting scars on all viewers, shedding Blood like this was scripted And memorizing your monstrosities; you killed less than this Crip did (Cryptid) You’re lookin’ mighty.. slim, gym membership expired? If you retired from this skirmish, that’s something I would admire I demolish all beings; you’re merely a forest fire While I always come back; you’re outdated; expired. You wouldn’t wanna be like BOB; but if you’re wanting a fake I would look down and plainly state “he is The Rake” You’re only known to be a myth but here is a fun fact What is left of your remains is no truth remained intact WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Writers: Vlad and LAR80s Beat Produced by Dannson Mixer / Effects: Vlad Cover Art Made by Vlad [I made this battle because I had a dream about The Goatman]