Snack Vendor

Snack Vendor is an NPC on Penacony, located aboard The Radiant Feldspar.
==Profile==
(To be added.)
==Location==
==Achievements==
==Shop==
==Voice Lines==
;(Version 1)
:: "Captain's merch, limited quantities. First come, first served!"
;(Version 2)
:: "Anything you like?"
==Dialogue==
;(First interaction)
:Snack Vendor: Captain's merchandise available for a limited time! First come, first served!
:Snack Vendor: Welcome... Eh? You're the... new captain? Hi, captain!
: You're selling my merchandise?
::Snack Vendor: It's a tradition we've had since forever here. Other than snacks, our store also sells the captain's merchandise — these are selling like hot cakes.
: How can you tell I'm the captain?
::Snack Vendor: Oh, you're a humorous one! I sell the captain's merchandise, you know? How can I not recognize you?
:Snack Vendor: Oh, captain! Just in time. Our supplier just delivered a new batch of goods, little knick-knacks designed after you.
:Snack Vendor: Well, they're still in the pre-sale phase, but the customers are so excited about them that they've ordered one whole year's worth of merchandise. They really know how to surprise me, huh? Look, this is what they ordered—
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: This is... designed after me?
::Snack Vendor: That's right. The design is supposed to dramatize your humorous nature, while retaining the special innocence about you.
: ...I don't think anyone checked in with me about this.
::Snack Vendor: Huh? Really? I know the Alfalfa was in liaison with the Astral Express. We even waited for the Astral Express to green-light it before going into production.
::Snack Vendor: ...Ah, maybe you've been so busy that you forgot all about it? Yeah, there was a ton of things in the handover, so that's likely the case...
:Snack Vendor: We saved a set for you as a celebratory gift for your appointment as captain.
:Snack Vendor: Also, just between us: I saved a large crate so you can purchase however many you like, all at an open price! But please don't tell anyone else about it! Our customers are already fighting to get their hands on this merchandise set. I wouldn't want to incur their wrath.
:Snack Vendor: Is there anything else you need? I'm on duty here, so just call for me if you require anything!
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;(Subsequent interactions)
;(If Snack Vendor's Emotion is set to Calm)
:Snack Vendor: Deep breaths now, keep it together...
: What have you got for sale here?
: I want to ask...
:: What's up with your name?
:::Snack Vendor: Oh. We had a large bunch of temps in the past and employee turnover rate was high. Everyone who worked in this position was known as Snack Vendor to facilitate the handing over procedures.
:::Snack Vendor: It's just a term of address we use at work. Don't mind it too much.
:: What is the captain's merchandise?
:::Snack Vendor: They are goods themed around the presiding captain. Examples include 3D puzzles designed after the captain's appearance, captain's autographs, captain's half-body keychains, dolls, and other knick-knacks.
:: I'm the captain. Can't I get them for free?
:::Snack Vendor: ...Um, about that... Finance does an inventory check every day. Maybe you can check in with them?
:::Snack Vendor: I'm really sorry, but I don't hold much authority as a mere salesperson...
:: I don't have any more question.
:::Snack Vendor: Okay!
:::Snack Vendor: I'm on duty here, so just call for me if you need anything else, Captain!
: I don't have any more question.
::Snack Vendor: Got it, feel free to go back to what you were busy with! Don't mind me!
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;(If Snack Vendor's Emotion is set to Angry)
:Snack Vendor: I'm just a mere salesperson!
: What have you got for sale here?
: I don't have any more question.
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;(If Snack Vendor's Emotion is set to Happy)
:Snack Vendor: It's my honor to work on the airship!
: What have you got for sale here?
: I don't have any more question.
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;(If Snack Vendor's Emotion is set to Sad)
:Snack Vendor: ...I was careless. It's my fault.
: What have you got for sale here?
: I don't have any more question.
===Clockwork===
: Activate Clockwork
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:::Snack Vendor: Calm down. What haven't I seen before? I can't be getting this flustered just because I get to see captain in the flesh.
:::Snack Vendor: Deep breaths... Breathe in, and out... Good job, me! I've calmed down a little already. Even my hands have stopped shaking.
:::Snack Vendor: Wow, captain does look much cuter IRL than doll... I wonder if I can get an autograph. Would it be the most priceless limited-edition merchandise in the whole of Penacony if captain signs it ?
:::Snack Vendor: ...Eep, is captain looking at me? Does it look like I'm slacking off!?
:::Snack Vendor: ...Breathe in, and out... Calm down, I'm at work now. *smile* Ahem. Alright, I'm a professionally-trained and outstanding salesperson!
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:::Snack Vendor: Why do some guests have such terribly unrealistic expectations of our store!? We're not a restaurant serving private cabins of the airship, nor do we have a chef to serve meals cooked-to-order! I can't believe they're actually complaining that our prices are high!
:::Snack Vendor: They find our merchandise overpriced and impractical... But hello? We're on an airship! Do they think shipping is free!? And when has practicality ever been a consideration when purchasing collectibles? Aren't they meant to be souvenirs!?
:::Snack Vendor: Plus, I'm just a lowly Snack Vendor! If complaining to me worked, would I still be working as a salesperson here!?
:::Snack Vendor: *sigh* These guests are either rich or filthy rich. Who would've expected them to turn into stingy misers when shopping! What a difficult bunch of customers...
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:::Snack Vendor: The customers may be demanding, but I get to meet all kinds of bigwigs at work every day. Heh, I guess I'm lucky to be able to work here!
:::Snack Vendor: Actually, now that we have a new captain, are we going to rename the airship? Looks like Radiant Feldspar's going to be a thing of the past... What will the captain name it, though?
:::Snack Vendor: I heard they're also going to repaint the airship. Just my luck to be around when they have plans for such rare works.
:::Snack Vendor: Ah, you've got a long future ahead of you, and you look pretty young too. With impressive accomplishments at a young age and good looks to boot, I can't help but believe that you'll become someone legendary in the future, captain...
:::Snack Vendor: If I'm lucky enough to continue working for you... I may even get the chance to witness a historic moment when it happens. I would've made my mark in history too, wouldn't I? Ooh, the thought alone is enough to excite me!
:::Snack Vendor: By that time, I'll tell my children, "Look, you can even find traces of mom in the history books!"
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::;(First interaction)
:::Snack Vendor: I wonder how long they'll take to process this complaint...? Oh no, my rating has fallen again! So will my salary this month...
:::Snack Vendor: *sigh* It's all because of my procrastination! I should've done it and got it out of the way. I've really gone and shot myself in the foot now...
:::Snack Vendor: How mortifying, I got chewed out by a customer... If I could turn back time, I won't hesitate to slap myself awake at that exact moment!
:::Snack Vendor: ...Will HR fire me if this reaches them? *sob* My family's expecting me to help out with our living expenses... What do I do now?
::: What's wrong?
::: Let the captain take your worries away.
:::Snack Vendor: ...Huh!?
:::Snack Vendor: Umm... captain, I—I failed to sort out the previous batch of merchandise in time because I was negligent. A customer received the previous captain's merchandise instead of the snack box they ordered.
:::Snack Vendor: The customer blew up in rage and lodged a complaint against me for sending them things they did not order, demanding a tenfold compensation... *sob* D—Do you think you could ask HR not to fire me? I promise this will never ever happen again.
::: ...It sounds like he's trying to blackmail you.
::: It's only a small issue. You won't be fired.
:::Snack Vendor: ...Really!?
:::Snack Vendor: Thank you, captain! It's a relief to hear that! I'll continue to work hard. Captain, you're such a nice person... *sob*
::;(Obtain )
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::;(Subsequent interactions)
:::Snack Vendor: Selling the captain's merchandise is our tradition. I only wanted to leave something to remember our last captain by. I didn't think it would cause so much trouble...
:::Snack Vendor: It's my fault too. I should've kept my procrastination in check before this...
:::Snack Vendor: I'm really sorry for causing so much trouble... If only I could turn back time...
:::Snack Vendor: ...All this talk of regret wouldn't change a thing anyway. I'll just have to work harder to make up for it. This is a lesson to learn from. The first mate is right, following proper procedures is the way to go.
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