A Piece of Pi

The ninth chapter of Total Drama Revolution, posted on August 18, 2011. Thanks to a delayed challenge, the contestants have to spend the day getting to know each other in the dorms, which leads to some strange bonding activities.
==Story==
"Last time on Total Drama Revolution, the contestants were placed in a dangerous temple! Toad almost killed Antoine and Kavren, and Elle watched Nebraska Shore, again. The Platypi lost the challenge, and voted out Toad for his accidentally lethal ways! Who will be the next victim of elimination? Find out what happens today on Total Drama Revolution!"
Chef runs into Chris' room with a bag.
"What are you doing? And what's in the bag?" asks Chris.
Chef dumps out the bag, revealing Elle.
"It was stuffy in there." says Elle.
"Where did you get her from?!" yells Chris.
"You told me to get Elle." says Chef obviously.
"No, I told you that you were smelly." says Chris, rolling his eyes.
"Oh." says Chef. "Well, what should I do with her?"
"TAKE HER BACK TO HER TEAM!" screams Chris.
Elle runs away timidly.
"So, we voted out Toad, huh?" she asks when she gets back to the cabin.
"You weren't paying any attention at the elimination ceremony, now, were you?" asks Cammy.
"I never do." says Elle blatantly.
Chelsey is rolling around in the corner, traumatized.
"I am officially scared of Toad." she says.
"Don't worry, you're probably never going to see him again." says Elle.
"Unless he returns." says Cammy from her computer.
"Shut up, nobody likes you." says Elle.
Trick comes out of the bathroom.
"Excuse me?" he asks. "I like Cammy."
"YOU SAY THAT, LIKE, FIVE TIMES A MINUTE." says Elle.
"And I think this exact same thing happened a few chapters ago." says Cammy.
"Hey, guys, I have a radical idea!" says Kavren.
"Radical, as in radical, or radical, as in creepy?" asks Chelsey.
"A little bit of both." winks Kavren.
"Who's gonna take their shirt off now?" asks Elle pathetically.
"Nobody." says Kavren.
"Okay, something's up with him." says Cammy.
Trick nods. "Definitely."
"We're gonna play SAUSAGES!" says Kavren.
"What's that?" asks everyone with a blank expression on their faces.
"It's a super fun game." says Kavren.
"Fun, as in fun, or fun, as in disturbing?" asks Chelsey.
"A little bit of both." winks Kavren.
"So, how do you play?" asks Antoine, who comes in randomly.
"One person's in the middle, and everyone else is in a circle. The middle person goes around the circle, and the circle people ask him questions. The middle person can only respond with 'sausages', though." giggles Kavren.
Elle rolls her eyes.
"And if you smile or laugh when you say sausages, you're out!" says Kavren.
"All right, who's gonna be in the middle?" asks Antoine.
"Thanks for volunteering, Antoine!" says Kavren.
"But I don't want to--" says Antoine.
"BLOOP PORK." says Kavren.
Antoine gets in the middle.
"Elle, you start us off." says Kavren.
"Snookiiiiii." says Elle.
"Elle, it has to be a question..." says Kavren.
"Snookiiiiii?" asks Elle.
"Sausages." says Antoine, without cracking a smile.
"What equals MC squared?" asks Cammy.
"Sausages..." says Antoine.
"Have you seen mah beach ball? It's kinda round, like this..." says Trick, flexing his muscles.
"Sausages." says Antoine warily.
"What's your favorite part about Kavren?" asks Chelsey.
Antoine bursts out laughing.
"That's definitely not appropriate." says Kavren.
"I don't really like this game..." says Trick.
"Yeah, it makes me feel uncomfortable." says Cammy.
"Let's go make out in the bathroom." says Trick.
Cammy gets excited, and the two trot away.
Once they're gone, Chelsey says, "God, those two sicken me."
"We have to break them up, or eliminate one of them." says Elle.
"Kavren, you can vote with me for Trick, right?" asks Antoine.
There is no reply.
"Kavren?" asks Antoine.
Kavren is lying on his bed, sound asleep.
"He was just awake, like, 5 seconds ago." says Elle.
Antoine throws a ball at Kavren's face.
"BLERGHSCHMFNCHNEYTASCHNARPFLARPBLOOPORK!" screams Kavren.
Everyone stares at Kavren warily.
Meanwhile, the Bugs are chillaxing in their dorm.
"Vincent, what are you doing?" asks Donny.
"Sending in an application for next season." says Vincent.
"Dude, they're only taking noobs next season." says Donny.
"I'm gonna disguise myself as Tnecniv Zciweikcam." grins Vincent.
"I don't think that's gonna work..." says Donny.
"Aw, don't worry. I'll wear a Groucho disguise and a yarmulke." says Vincent.
"Ha." says Donny. "Good luck."
Ori walks up to them.
"DONNY, YOU SMELL WEIRD." says Ori loudly.
"I took a shower twenty minutes ago..." says Donny.
"Yeah. Uh-huh. I'm sure you did." says Ori angrily.
"What are you talking about?" asks Donny.
"Your pits smell like sh!ts." says Ori.
"Shut up, dude. Quit making me lose my self confidence." says Donny.
"You look nice today." grins Ori, snapping into his happy mood.
"..." says Vincent.
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT PJ." says Ori.
Tasia is trying to get to know the other girls.
"So, what's shaaaaaking, guuuuuurls?" asks Tasia.
"Nothing much." says Abbey grumpily.
"Abbey..." says Mattie, poking her in the arm.
"Oh, sorry. I mean, great! You're so beautiful, Tasia!" says Abbey sarcastically.
Abbey says in the confessional, "I do not like Tasia. At. All."
"Maaaaaan, I feeeeeel tired." says Tasia.
"That's nice." says Abbey.
"Who waaaaaants to massage my bunions?" asks Tasia.
Mattie and Tasia back away.
"I washed them yesterdaaaaay." says Tasia.
Vincent and Donny are now watching the Dog in the Bog Movie.
"This movie is for, like, four year olds." says Vincent.
"Well then, why are we watchin' it?" asks Donny.
"We're bored." says Vincent.
"Ori, what in the world are you doing...?" asks Donny.
Ori is on an online dating site. He minimizes it and blocks the computer.
"Nothing..." he says.
"Ori, you want a guuuuurlfriend." says Tasia.
"NO I DON'T, SHUT UP." screams Ori.
"Come on, we all do." says Donny.
"I don't." says Mattie.
"I mean the boys." says Donny.
"I, er, have a girlfriend at home! Her name's Darr-- I mean, Monica." says Ori.
"Uh-huh." says Vincent.
"Suuuuuure." says Tasia.
"No, I'm serious. She's 5'6 and lives in Canada." says Ori.
"We all live in Canada." says Donny.
"No, I live in Michigan." says Mattie.
"I think Elle lives in Kentucky, and Dolph's New Zealand-ish or something." says Abbey.
"He's British." says Ori. "Now leave me alone, I'm gonna video chat with my girlfriend."
"What girlfriend?" asks Vincent.
Donny guffaws loudly. "Good one, man."
Ori turns on the webcam. "See, here she is."
"All I see is a weird bald dude with glasses and a beard." says Donny.
"DAD?!" screams Ori.
"Hi, son! How's your time on the show?" asks Ori's dad.
"SHUT UP, DAD." says Ori angrily.
"I miss you, son! Hope you come home soon!" says Ori's dad.
"WAIT, SO YOU WANT ME TO GET ELIMINATED?!" screams Ori,
"Naw, son, I didn't mean--" says Ori's dad.
Ori angrily turns the computer off.
"Nice girlfriend." says Donny.
"She was in a disguise." says Ori angrily.
"Dude, 'her' nametag said Darryl Gerard on it, and it looked like it was for a museum tour guide or something." says Vincent.
"All right, fine, it was my stupid dad." says Ori.
"No! Really?!" asks Vincent sarcastically.
"Shut up. I think I can get a girlfriend." says Ori.
"All right, I'd like to see ya try, maaaaan." says Tasia.
"I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP." says Ori, and he falls asleep.
Chris meets the contestants at the center of town.
"Is there even a challenge today?" asks Chelsey.
"Yup. Each team, pick a number between 1 and 10." says Chris.
"That's it?" asks Donny.
"Yup. Kavren, you can pick for the Platypi." says Chris.
"69." giggles Kavren.
"That's not between 1 and 10." says Chris angrily.
"Fine, one." says Kavren.
"Donny, you can pick for the Bugs." says Chris.
"3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628." says Donny.
"That is correct!" yells Chris.
"Um, what was that?" asks Elle.
"It was me showing off my rad math skills." winks Donny.
"Platypi, time to go to elimination." says Chris.
"But that wasn't even a challenge!" screams Elle.
"We were running out of ideas. Give us some flack." says Chris.
Chelsey says in the confessional, "Time to vote for Trick. He's becoming super annoying."
Cammy says in the confessional, "Kavren. He's creepy, pervy, and I want him gone before I lose another shirt."
Chris is at the elimination ceremony.
"Today, you get pies." says Chris.
"Um, what do you mean? What does that have to do with anything?" asks Elle cluelessly.
Everyone sighs and groans.
"I love pie with all my butt. I'd say my heart, but my butt is bigger." says Kavren.
"Um, that's extremely disgusting." says Chelsey.
"Elle, despite your stupidity and Nebraska Shore obsession, here's the first pie." says Chris.
Elle gets her pie and eats it.
"Chelsey and Antoine are also safe."
Antoine and Chelsey get their pies.
"Cammy..." says Chris.
Cammy gets her pie, but then looks and sees Trick in the bottom two. "Oh, no."
"Kavren and Trick, the final pie goes to..."
"Kavren. Trick, it's time for you to go." says Chris.
"Fleedle deedle dup, I have a pup. His name is Trick, and he is out." says Kavren, and Antoine laughs.
"Whatever, guys. I guess I deserved this." says Trick.
Cammy is looking extremely upset.
"Aww, babe, I'll see ya soon." says Trick,
Trick kisses Cammy on the cheek. Cammy blushes.
"Well, okay. I guess you guys have a right to hate me, after all, I hung out with nobody except Cammy and acted pompous." says Trick.
"We don't hate you." says Antoine.
"Yes, we do." says Kavren. Antoine knees him in the groin.
"...All right, then." says Trick, and he hops onto the Taxi of Losers.
"See ya next time!" says Chris, as a silhouette of a person riding on a Nyan Cat that seems to be spouting out rainbows rides across the sky.
"Was that..." asks Kavren. Antoine stares at the sky.
==Author's Notes==
*This is a big one: it was written and posted a day before the infamous August 19, 2011, my last day as a camper at my childhood summer camp and perhaps the turning point of my entire life. I had no idea what was going to happen the next day, but the chapter was still filled with references to inside jokes from my summer camp (i.e. the game 'Sausages'), and I wrote it as a love letter of sorts.
*This chapter features the first PJ joke, as well as Dolph's first post-elimination cameo and the first appearance of Ori's dad, Darryl.
*The scene with Ori on an online dating site and pretending to have a girlfriend (actually his father) was not necessarily meant to imply he was gay, but I later realized how it came across and decided to roll with it.
*Kavren's "I like pie with all my butt" line was added one day later and was a reference to a bit I had at summer camp with a certain Total Drama Tokyo contestant.