Venn-Miradorn Scale of Hotass Bitches

The Venn-Miradorn Scale of Hotass Bitches was implemented in 2302 to rate the many fine women of the universe in a fully scientificly accurate way. All beautiful women find themselves on the scale somewhere, between 1-8.
*The scale begins at its lowest point with a "1", denoting a cute and/or very attractive female specimen. The scientific community was deadlocked for many years exactly over how to begin the V-M Scale, as various cultural, personal, and spiritual beliefs collided to objectify classify bare-bones level hotness in a female. It was not until 2399, when Dr. Alex Bondor proposed to represent the rating of one with, ironically, Number One. His proposal was met with great acceptance, and the V-M Scale truly took off.
*A "2" is a female subject of great physical beauty. Curves are usually an important factor in determining a "2" from a "1", but not always. Voice quality is generally a factor at this point.
*"3"s are where the scale gets interesting.
thumb|A great "4".
*"4"s are where many "girl-next-door" or "Mary-anns" are filed. 
*A very, very popular classification is "5".
*Ah, the "6". Now we head into truly hotass (from a truly scientific perspective) territory.
*Around the "7" is where the words "Hells yeah! " get tossed out a great deal.
*An "8" is where things just get out of hand.
*This is a "10". You kids just wouldn't understand.
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