Rowley catches the tooth fairy

71.Rowley Jefferson was an unusual eleven-year-old boy. Born with only two teeth, he always stood out among his friends. Despite his atypical dental condition, he was a joyous youngster, his imagination running wild even in the mundane tasks. An ordinary morning breakfast changed everything for Rowley.
One day, as his mum was making his breakfast oatmeal, Darwin, the hydrated fish (thanks to a peculiar universe mix-up that happened a couple of months back) lost a tooth. Fascinated and intrigued, Rowley dropped his spoon into his bowl and listened eagerly as his mum explained the legend of the Tooth Fairy. An idea blossomed in his head - he would trap the Tooth Fairy.
That night, under the cloak of darkness, Rowley snuck into Darwin’s room. He hid, silent as a mouse and waited. After what seemed like an eternity, he saw the wisp of a figure creep into the room. The tiny fairy, oddly resembling Steve Buscemi, put a 50-quid note and some peculiar weeds under Darwin’s pillow. As Rowley tried to catch her in surprise, the slick fairy winged away into the night. Rowley, however discerned her destination - Horrid Henry’s house!
Henry was widely known to be a troublemaker, who recently underwent the rite of passage - losing his first baby tooth. Not one to back down from a challenge, Rowley took up the task of breaking into Henry's house. The fairy appeared once more, gracing Henry with only 1 penny given his notorious reputation.
Seizing his opportunity, Rowley leapt out from his hiding spot, nabbing the fairy. But instead of confining her as he planned, in his excitement, he swallowed her! The commotion woke the entire household, and there stood Rowley in the middle of the room, bare, in a state of shocked victory.
His parents were called immediately, and amidst the chaos, Rowley was handed over to his incredulous mother. Back at home, his mother served him warm milk, providing comfort after a day of wild adventure. However, things took a bizarre turn when his mum was giving him a bum massage, a fairly disgruntled and slightly pooey Tooth Fairy emerged from Rowley's bottom and flew away.
As punishment for disrespecting a fairy, Rowley's father faced a dire consequence - he was magically turned into a bottle of hand sanitizer! Rowley and his mother, however, took the transformation quite well. Such was the Jefferson household - pulsating with unpredictable adventures.
The night ended with Rowley, again tucked in bed, his mum gently cleaning his bum with high creativity. Despite the ordeals of the day, an unfazed Rowley grinned with renewed exhilaration. The adventure had just begun. The fairy was real, and tomorrow, he would try again. After all, there were several more teeth left in their neighborhood and one missing tooth fairy. And so, amidst the everyday mundanity of their lives, Rowley found his own fantastical reality.