Dummy Thicc Mike

Dummy Thicc Mike is a character in the novel Mike and Melissa: The.
== History ==
He was a failed minion of Nega-Mike. He couldn't do anything because his ass was dummy thicc and kept alerting the enemy. His ass also distracted the other Nega-Mike minions during the War of the Mikes.
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