The Reddit Wars

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This Page refers to an Origin of WYSI. For information on the canonical war from 1851-1854, see Reddit War.
== General Information ==
The Reddit Wars was a joke roleplay done by the porksodafans in a discord server sometime in 2020. It consisted of moving around in voice channels and posting funny image edits that were related to the plotline. Unfortunately, these have largely been lost to time. Many characters can be traced back to this original plot, as well as the origins of Act 4. The original server was deleted at some point, however, so some of original images as well as the original synopsis have been lost to time. The only content that exists is what the Porksodafans can remember of the plot and 10 images that were preserved to this day.
== Cast ==
=== Protagonists ===
* Tord
* Strange
* Minecraft Skin Guy (proto-Napoleon)
=== Side Characters ===
* Slenderman
* Pickle Chungus
=== Antagonists ===
* Big Chungus
* Alastor
* Oz (vaugely mentioned)
== Synopsis ==
The 'plot' begins with our main three heroes in the Eddsworld House. A sudden knock at the door is answered, and to their horror their guest is Big Chungus. Minecraft Skin guy recognizes him as the terrible antagonist of the Reddit War, and immediately begins constructing a wall. Unfortunately for our heroes, Big Chungus is able to knock it down with his 'Big Chungus Cannon'. He crosses the moat and then breaks down their door, making a 'shining' reference as he does so. Our heroes rush to their local gay bar, and begin fortifying their position there. Unfortunately, Big Chungus breaks through again with his chungus cannon and destroys the gay bar. Strange guides our heroes to the flying bathroom to escape. 
Unfortunately, they end up in a game of Jeopardy, run by none other than Big Chungus. He asks our heroes several questions they have no way of answering correctly, then gets angrier as they get questions wrong. Big Chungus then asks Minecraft Skin Guy, "Did I or Did I not shoot myself out of a cannon at an orphanage." Minecraft skin guy stays true to himself and tells the truth, answering yes. This makes Big Chungus very mad, causing him to throw our heroes across the entire atlantic ocean into America or something, I don't remember.
They land near the creepypasta mansion, but fortunately Slenderman allows them to stay inside. Big Chungus must collect all 8 pages and avoid slenderman to get into the mansion. While here, Tord asks Minecraft Skin Guy of any insights that may be Big Chungus's weakness. Minecraft Skin Guy tells them of pickle rick, who was able to defeat Big Chungus by shoving himself up his asshole. Slenderman reveals that Pickle Rick is in the mansion, but unfortunately he has been transformed into Pickle Chungus. Saddened, our heroes think of another solution. Strange finds a funko pop, one of 6 powerful funko pops that can be used to grant wishes. Tord comes up with an idea, find all 6 funko pops and have Minecraft Skin guy wish Big Chungus out of existence. Tord reveals he also had a funko pop before this, as did Strange. That moment, a letter comes for Minecraft Skin Guy, claiming to be from Youtube and giving him 4 mexican pesos. Tord notices this is a bomb, but unfortunately it is too late. The letter blows open the front door, and Big Chungus is able to get into the mansion. Just when all seems to be lost, Alastor appears out of nowhere and kicks Big Chungus back across the atlantic ocean. Relieved, our heroes thank Alastor. He does not speak, instead pulling out his 'bad dragon dildo' penis, intimidating our heroes. They run away.
Unfortunately, Big Chungus had landed on a fleet of Reddit boats, and the navy corner our heroes. Fortunately, Alastor appears and with his mighty powers flings the boats across the sea once more. Our heroes cross the Atlantic as well (somehow?? I think???) and find some of the remaining funko pops. The Ugandan Knuckles Funko pop is found in the sands of the Sahara desert. Our heroes rejoice, before learning that the final Doge Funko Pop is nowhere else but up Big Chungus's asshole. Thus, the only way to get to it is to face the Chungus head on. A terrible sight befalls our heroes, however. They see that Big CHungus and Alastor have now gotten married, and they are working together to destroy them. The gang of heroes runs back to the Eddsworld House and awaits the final battle. 
Big Chungus arrives with the Big Chungus Cannon and Alastor, ready to finally defeat our heroes once and for all. Tord, thinking quickly, distracts Big Chungus while Minecraft Skin Guy reaches into Big Chungus's asshole to retrive the funko pop. Unfortunately, Big CHungus knocks away the gauntlet. Our heroes flee thinking quickly, and they come up with a new plan. They call I.M.P to kill big chungus. While the fight is hard, and Blitzo (or however you spell it) is killed, the Chungus falls before them. Enraged, Alastor kidnaps Strange and our heroes must save him. Tord comes up with the brilliant idea of using Big Chungus's body in the Chungus cannon to defeat alastor. They do so, and Alastor appears to be dead (I think I don't remember very well what happens at the end here) 
Using the Funko pops, our heroes use their wish to restore the Gay Bar to its former glory, and have a heartfelt ending watching the grateful customers enjoy their night.
== Reddit Wars Part 2 ==
While there was a second event, it was much shorter and wasn't finished at the time. This is the notable origin of Bwah, Oz and Big Dustus. The plot follows a similar beginning, but this time Alastor knocks on the door. Our heroes escape through the sewers and get covered in shit (except for Strange for some reason). Tord for some reason does not consider Strange to be alive due to being a robot, and there is some drama that comes with this. Strange and Tord both talk to their therapists (in the middle of nowhere I might add) and talk about their situations and how it affected them. Bwah and Minecraft Skin guy have a in depth conversation, wondering what wacky things they both might be saying. When they are all reunited, Alastor appears and reveals Big Chungus' son; Big Dustus. Thinking fast, Strange uses the jar of other people's cum he had collected or something and throws it at Alastor. Alastor is reduced to nothing but his balls, but Big Dustus captures our heroes and puts them in Reddit Army Jail. Here, they meet Oz, the man who shot Minecraft Skin Guy's ball off. Then they escape and end up in space, where the event ended and was not continued.
== Fun Facts ==
* WYSI was actually being written while the second event was happing, and this is when it was revealed/decided that they were officially within the same universe, and that WYSI was leading to the Reddit Wars being fully written out, thus acting as the basis for Act 4.
* The first event contained many, many images that have been lost to time, as well as an official recollection of events that was made directly afterwards. This is mostly the basis for this remembrance of the event, thus technically making this a tertiary source of the first event.
* Three 'lore images' were created for each main character to explain their background. This is notably the origin of Strange's autism, Napoleon losing his ball and Tord's possession. They have since been lost.
** In the Tord image, it is revealed that Paul and Patryck are Tord's fathers, which became a part of WYSI as soon as Chapter 10.
File:Reddit Wars 14.jpg|Our Heroes hang out in the Eddsworld House.
File:Reddit Wars 1.png|Big Chungus Breaks into the Eddsworld House
File:Reddit Wars 5.jpg|The Big Chungus Cannon
File:Reddit Wars 3.png|Our Heroes escape the Gay bar using their flying bathroom (reconstruction)
File:Reddit Wars 16.jpg|Minecraft Skin Guy takes his meds.
File:Reddit Wars 2.png|Big Chungus makes our heroes play Jeopardy
File:Reddit Wars 13.jpg|Big Chungus threatens Minecraft Skin Guy
File:Reddit Wars 15.jpg|Our Heroes fall from the height of Big Chungus's Jeopardy game
File:Reddit Wars 11.png|Big Chungus searches for the 8 pages
File:Reddit Wars 12.jpg|Our Heroes hide in the Mansion from Big Chungus
File:Reddit Wars 7.jpg|To our Heroes' horror, Pickle Rick has become Pickle Chungus (Reconstruction)
File:Reddit Wars 8.png|Our Heroes' plan is made and set in motion
File:Reddit Wars 6.png|Alastor saves our heroes, but then intimidates them (Reconstruction)
File:Reddit Wars 10.png|The Ugandan Knuckles Funko Pop (Reconstruction)
File:Reddit Wars 4.png|Big Chungus is slain, as our heroes rejoice (Reconstruction)
File:Reddit Wars 9.png|Our heroes restore the Gay bar and all is well again (Reconstruction)
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