Windows 33.1

Windows 33.1 was an operating system released by Kawaiisoft and developed by Microsoft. It sold a record low amount of copies since Windows 11, at only 127 Million copies sold. This was a very feature-limited update, with only some minor bug fixes and some features only available to niche supercomputers, such as Microsoft's Surface Q03 quantum laptop having the ability to use classic Skype for only one week before the next update swiftly removed all traces of it.
Microsoft now had plans to, once again, declare bankruptcy and restructure, but the Supreme Justice made the previously unheard of choice to decline the request without hesitation, leaving the corporation in a tight spot. Despite the situation, they still rolled out a full version of Windows 33.9, once again leaving people to wonder the truth of the rumor about a Special Edition of Windows.
Category:Fictional Windows versions