Pampers Addresses the Allegations

Pampers Addresses the Allegations is a World of Pampers short set in the Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe.
It was released on September 16, 2023, and written by .
== Transcript ==
[Pampers stands in a tastefully decorated room, exuding confidence and charm as he stands before the camera mounted on a tripod, addressing the audience.]
Pampers: Hello there you awakening wonders! Now this isn't the usual type of video we make on this channel where we critique, attack, and undermine the news in all its corruption, because in this story I am the news. I've received two extremely disturbing letters, or a letter and an email, one from a mainstream media TV company, one from a newspaper. listing a litany of extremely egregious and aggressive attacks, as well as some pretty stupid stuff like uh… my community festival should be stopped, that I shouldn't be able to attack mainstream media narratives on this channel, but amidst this litany of astonishing rather baroque attacks are some very serious allegations that I absolutely refute. These allegations pertain to the time when I was working in the mainstream when I was in the newspapers all the time, when I was in the movies and, as I've written about extensively in my books, I was very, very promiscuous. Now, during that time of promiscuity, the relationships I had were absolutely always consensual. I was always transparent about that then, almost too transparent, and I'm being transparent about it now as well and to see that transparency metastasized into something criminal that I absolutely deny makes me question “Is there another agenda at play?”, particularly when we've seen coordinated media attacks before like with Joe Rogan when he dared to take a medicine that the mainstream media didn't approve of and we saw a spate of headlines from media outlets across the world using the same language I'm aware that you guys have been saying in the comments for a while, “Watch out Pampers, they're coming for you! You're getting too close to the truth! Pampers did not kill himself!” I know that a year ago there was a spate of articles, “Pampers' a conspiracy theorist,” “Pampers’ right wing,” I'm aware of news media making phone calls, sending letters to people I know for ages and ages it's been clear to me or at least it feels to me like there's a serious and concerted agenda to control these kind of spaces and these kind of voices and I mean my voice along with your voice. I don't mind them using my books and my stand-up to talk about my promiscuous consensual conduct in the past. What I seriously refute are these very serious criminal allegations. Also, it's worth mentioning that there are witnesses whose evidence directly contradicts the narrative that these two mainstream media outlets are trying to construct apparently in what seems to me to be a coordinated attack. Now, I don't want to get into this any further because of the serious nature of the allegations, but I feel like I'm being attacked and plainly they are working very closely together. We are obviously going to look into this matter because it's very very serious. In the meantime, I want you to stay close, stay awake but, more important than any of that, if you can please stay free.
[The video ends.]
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