List of Status Message Gags Used by Intense Last

Since late July 2020, Intense [] Last used random status messages. This page is a known list.
Multiple of these status messages are references to various things, such as TV shows, celebrities, folklore, and even #TheSquad-related topics. Some even make fun of his own content.
== List ==
Message 	Note(s)
Dipper Pines is not a career choice. 	Dipper Pines is the protagonist of Gravity Falls. This is similar to one Simpsons chalkboard gag: Vampire is not a career choice.
I am not the winner of Survivor: Tocantins. 	Reference to J.T. Thomas, the sole survivor of Survivor: Tocantins. Also a reference to J.T. Tyson.
I will not make elves become supernatural creatures. 	
I will only make occult characters in RPGs. 	Reference to Intense [] Last frequently making characters who are a species based on mythical legends or science fiction.
I will not exclude mythology from my gameplays. 	
I will not gatecrash news interviews. 	Reference to a viral video where Robert Kelly's children gatecrashed his BBC interview.
I will not recreate Teen Wolf in Roblox. 	
I will not copy RTGame's ideas. 	
Benito is not a child friendly character. 	This was indirectly suggested for Guesty to use on Discord. This is a reference to Benito's habit of smoking.
Armor is not for horses. 	
Smosh's Wii U Sports Is Awesome is not suitable for kids. 	Reference to the said YouTube video being Smosh's most violent video due to it's high number of blood, gore, and splatter humor.
I am against that popup glitch on Microsoft Edge. 	
I will not name my vehicles Desire. 	Reference to A Streetcar Named Desire.
I will not wait another 15.5 months to return to another Steam game. 	Reference to Intense [] Last having returned to playing Portal 2 after a 15.5 month hiatus from it.
I will not give kids coffee. 	This message is a reference to caffeine not being for kids.
Coming out has multiple meanings. 	The LGBTQ+ term 'coming out' is when one discloses their sexuality.
I will not use cat puns right meow. 	
Games with marriage can be more open-minded than others. 	Reference to same sex marriage being possible in various games.
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM 	All of the letters on a Windows keyboard by row from left to right. Originally, this was going to include all of the numbers and symbols typeable without holding the left Shift key on the said type of keyboard.
I wonder how PG-13 movies can drop F bombs without being rated R. 	
𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦'𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵. 	This status message uses the italics font.
Crashing a helicopter into a wall is not the greatest plan. 	Reference to the Charles fail option in Fleeing the Complex, in which he crashes his helicopter into The Wall's fire escape while saying 'This is the greatest plan!'
Female is not the only gender a witch can be. 	
I did not make an elf character become a werewolf. 	
The word 'gay' should not be used to insult others. 	
Breaking down doors is not a hobby choice. 	
People will not tell unwilling others gift card codes. 	
Distraction dancing is not a hobby choice. 	Very similar to a previous status message. It references the Distract fail option in Fleeing the Complex, in which Henry makes the guards and Ellie do the Distraction dance, which is a popular meme.
Starting a dance off at every threat is not a hobby choice. 	Used by rmc218. This status message is a reference to the Dance-off fail option in Completing the Mission's Master Bounty Hunter route, in which Henry attempts to default dance at his foes in attempt to get past them and gets killed each time.
Demanding people to respond isn't a nice thing to do. 	
I am not going to tell people that one thing on Hypixel minigames. 	
Scott McCall was not a 19-year-old man at the beginning of Teen Wolf. 	Reference to Tyler Posey, the actor who played Scott McCall from Teen Wolf, being 19 when the show's pilot aired.
Just because Tieflings have devil horns and tails doesn't mean they're evil. 	Tieflings are a race from Dungeons & Dragons. This status message is a reference to how they look.
Intense will not speak in third person. 	
Mittens Talon does not qualify as an animal familiar for a spellcaster. 	
Scott McCall is my favorite misfit in live television. 	
Umbrella is not a suitable weapon choice. 	Reference to Hat Kid from A Hat in Time, whose main weapon is an umbrella.
I will not use first person view to hide my character abilities. 	
Bribing is not a legitimate hobby choice. 	
You will not address yourself in second person. 	
Fun Fact: Remus Lupin's name is 'primus lune' scrambled. 	
I did not install something new. 	Reference to Intense [] Last having installed Gacha Club.
I should not be 34 in one and a half month. 	J.T. Tyson, Intense [] Last's main roleplay character, was born on October 9th, 1986, which means he would be 33 at the time this status message was posted.
First person view is not an excuse to hide the nature of my werewolf characters. 	
Why are some mythical creature related terms hashtagged on Roblox? 	
That's why they say not to go close to Jenna Claudia. 	Reference to the said character, who is from one of Intense [] Last's screenshots, being a vampire.
I will not tell everyone the names of every MMORPG I played. 	
Seeing how long Benito can smoke without stopping is not a legal science project. 	
Kicking Benito's tail is not an example of animal cruelty. 	Reference to Benito being of an animal-like species.
I will not charge into battle alone. 	Reference to the infamous Leeroy Jenkins scream.
I will not make same gender relationships. 	
I will not write lines. I will not write lines. I will not write lines. I will not write lines. I will not write lines. 	Intense [] Last is actually writing lines. This is a reference to the Chalkboard Gags from The Simpsons.
I will save myself from trying. 	
I will not refuse to follow traditional vampire and werewolf folklore in my roleplays. 	
I am not Roblox on alcohol. 	
I will not attempt the hugest Henry Stickmin challenge possible. 	
Streaming TV out there to distract threats is not a hobby choice. 	Reference to the TV Broadcast fail in The Henry Stickmin Collection, in which Charles distracts the Toppat Clan members in the rocket by streaming a show on a flying TV attached to the bottom of his helicopter.
I am not a 22-year-old Swedish lad. 	
I  w i l l  n o t  s p a c e  a l l  m y  t e x t  o u t . 	
Sven Fjordsson is not a perfect copy of Sven Svensson from Henry Stickmin. 	Reference to the two said characters being similar, but with various differences.
Fake species parts are not always perfect disguise pieces. 	
InnerSloth's Among Us should be rated E10+ or T, not E. 	Reference to the said game's ESRB rating being thought to have been rated E instead of what it should have been.
Nevermind on the previous status message. 	Reference to the ESRB rating of Among Us turning out to have been E10+ instead of the assumed E.
I will not reveal the true species of my characters to those I know irl. 	
Jag kommer inte att tala Svenska. 	Swedish for 'I will not speak Swedish'.
I will not get a license to do anything I want. 	
I will not give cigarettes to cats. 	Reference to Benito's tendency to smoke cigarettes.
We did it though. We got 'em. Pretty good plan. You could say it was the greates- 	Charles Calvin's last words in the Valiant Hero ending from Completing the Mission.
˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ ʇou llᴉʍ I 	'I will not flip the text upside down.' flipped upside down.
Iwillnotrefusetopressthespacebar. 	
I will not assimilate people into Borg drones. 	Reference to the Borg Collective from Star Trek.
I will not use made up names for my characters from now on. 	
There actually is a third gender. 	Reference to the non-binary sexuality.
Game-based films can be fun too. 	
I will not speak Swedish in class. 	
Impostor is not a legitimate career choice. 	Reference to Among Us.
Wearing a top hat in public cannot make you look suspicious. 	Reference to the Toppat Clan from The Henry Stickmin Collection.
A real life large diamond is not as valuable as the Tunisian Diamond. 	
My supernatural character creation style may be mixed, but the regulars won't. 	
I will be messing around when waiting. 	
Thataite did not side with Starfleet. 	Reference to Romulan Republic player characters in Star Trek Online being able to side with either Starfleet or the Klingon Defense Force.
Why has mast thou declared Thursday a meaningless milestone for J.T. Tyson? 	
Supernatural lives matter too. 	This is support for J.T. Tyson.
I have survived multiple lag spikes. 	
I will not tell people what I did on Star Trek Online last night. 	
I love everyone. 	Reference to Intense [] Last having came out as pansexual on the internet, as he prefers to be very diverse.
Today's meaningful. Can you guess why? 	Reference to the first anniversary of Johan's Tales.
I cannot use my voice to attack people. 	
Peter Parker's dance is not evil. 	Reference to the Peter Parker dance from Spider-Man 3.
When I think of arrows, I do not think of knees. 	Reference to the popular Skyrim guard quote 'I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee'.
There should be a Biden rally sometime. 	Reference to Trump rallies.
I was not assigned to do this. 	
I was not the Impostor. 	Reference to the default ejection message for Crewmates in Among Us.
Eye wil naut mispel fings aun perpis 	
Haha J.T. go grrr 	
I will not use Zoom for school purposes. 	Reference to Zoombombing.
I was nöt assigned tö dö this, bröthers. 	Reference to the popular 'Brother, May I Have Some Oats' memes, in which every 'o' is accented with two dots.
Sven Fjordsson shouldn't be celebrating Hanukkah in prison. 	Reference to Sven Fjordsson being Jewish.
I will not glide in the school halls. 	Reference to how some players on Robloxian Highschool travel through the school's hallways.
I will not use British English as my set language. 	Reference to Intense [] Last's set language on Discord being English, UK, despite him being from the United States.
I will not dig straight down. 	Reference to the popular Minecraft slang expression 'Never dig straight down'.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Judd's hair is yellow. 	Reference to the primary colors.
I do not even know what to do today. 	
We don't know if aliens actually walk among us. 	
I will not zombify my own characters. 	Reference to Intense [] Last having remade Mittens Talon as a zombie.
Fetch is not a distraction. 	
I will not create parodies of my roleplay characters in MMORPGs. 	
I will not play like it's 1991. 	
#StopCriticism 	
Catboy butlers should be a popular trope too. 	Reference to Intense [] Last having made Benito as a butler.
I will not give Thataite a Klingon bat'leth. 	According to Intense [] Last, he actually made Thataite (His Star Trek Online character) equip a Klingon bat'leth, as implied.
I.K.S. does not mean 'I kiss'. 	Reference to how the starship name prefix, I.K.S. (Imperial Klingon Ship) is sometimes mispronounced.
I will not use 'Hazardous Environments' as an intro song. 	Hazardous Environments is the name of the intro song in various Valve games, such as Portal, Half-Life 2, and Team Fortress 2.
My free time was limited often. 	
I had no idea how vampires could walk up walls. 	
I will not use a lawn mower as an escape vehicle. 	Reference to an early cutscene in Lego City Undercover, in which a police officer tells Rex Fury to pull his lawn mower over into a megaphone.
Romulan culture does not involve logic. 	
It's 2020 and there's still no Halloween special. 	
I cannot test nuclear cootie-positive. 	
Hope is not lost. 	
'Angle-Side-Side' is not allowed in schools. 	Reference to the said term's acronym spelling out 'ass'.
I will not make cute monster girls in The Sims 3. 	Reference to how Intense [] Last designs his werewolf Sims in The Sims 3.
I cannot fall into the river in LEGO City. 	
Zu'u fen Ni tinvaak dovah. 	'I will not speak Dragon.' in Dragon Language from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Why do I always play as elves or animal-like characters in MMOs? Is it a coincidence? 	Reference to Intense [] Last's online character preference.
Butterfingers. 	
It's like all my birthdays have come at once. 	
I cannot press my belly button. 	
394 is not my lucky number. 	
Your paws are too clumsy to handle reins. 	
I did not regret the inability to go into first person without mods. 	
"I didn't know you were X." -My dad 	
I don't fear any cats, especially vampire cats. 	
I have less time to have fun this weekend. 	
Let's hope there'll be no M-rated game with '78' at the end of it's name. 	Reference to Fallout 76 and Cyberpunk 2077, which are both rated M for Mature in the United States.
I'm proud of Hyes for no reason. 	
I will not do my business on the moon. 	
I did not wake up on a cart in a snowy mountain. 	Reference to the opening of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which the protagonist wakes up being carted to the village of Helgen for execution.
I could only name 6 feline humanoid species in all the games I've played. 	On the same day this status message was used, Intense [] Last posted a dare for others to name every feline humanoid species they know about from games.
I will not praise video game races on RABtoons video comment sections. 	
I cannot open a slow food restaurant. 	
I am not licensed to drive a banana car. 	Reference to a test answer on funnyexam.com.
I will not greet people with 'You're finally awake'. 	
Robbie Daymond was not a vampire elf. 	Reference to Fennorian from The Elder Scrolls Online, whom is an Altmer vampire that is voiced by Robbie Daymond.
I will not jokingly compare actors to the characters they play or voice. 	Reference to multiple status messages.
I will not sing bard songs in the Roblox chat. 	
Benito does not speak in third person. 	
I am not going to update a game today. 	
Why do monsters sometimes need to decide between the vet and the hospital? 	
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took ten arrows in the knee. 	Reference to the quote 'I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee' said by guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
I will not add Marv_Lux's second to last Tenor GIF to my favorites on Discord. 	
I will not remake my original characters in The Escapists 2. 	
I will not create a Reddit avatar. 	
I will not make my characters cross dress. 	Reference to Intense [] Last having made Joy Silas wear men's clothing.
I am not playing a rated M game every single day. 	
I will not explain why my game activity has been turned off long ago. 	
I will not buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump. 	Reference to Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Slightly omitted on Discord.
Recording how long a cockatiel can fly is not a science project. 	
Do not click on this status message on the wiki's list. 	April Fools status message.
PS5 Math Edition is not a thing. 	Reference to the thumbnail of a video by stickman animator Axzyte.
Possessed dolls are not toys. 	
How was that demon with a vulgar name motivated to deny demon stereotypes? 	
I will not use MMORPG status icons on Discord. 	The cutscene status icon from Final Fantasy XIV is used in this status message.
It's argument, not arguement. 	Reference to how Intense [] Last used to misspell 'argument'.
I will not turn my game activity messages back on. 	
That cat was not the inspiration for a dictator. 	
𝘼 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙙. 	Copied and pasted from a message by IIIlopaazBoy in Intense's Big Discord.
I will not give a positive opinion over a trolling mod on Steam. 	
May the 4th be with you. 	Status message on Star Wars Day.
Don't ask who Alotta is. 	
I will not do the Hogwarts Mystery special adventure involving that werewolf in Hufflepuff. 	
Hobbits are not humans with dwarfism. 	
We are not all Muggles. 	
What games do you even THINK I play? 	
DM me how you would describe Remus Lupin. 	
There was no character named Peeta Parker. 	
J.T., Joy, Luna, Levi, Judd, Mason, Jax, Denise, Alex, Howitzer, Blake, Cosmo, Tyler, Jenny 	The names of various werewolf characters throughout the Johan's Tales Multiverse.
No one deserves to know what I secretly do each night. 	
Who would be like the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of my roleplays? 	
I will not create a pipe-smoking demon as a character. 	
I will not DM my target a picture of one of my characters when they DM me. 	
I will not think of somebody new. 	
Orcs are people too. 	
I will not watch Trivia Murder Party-related videos. 	
What would Harry Potter be like with staves? 	Reference to the lack of staves in the Wizarding World.
You aren't supposed to know what New Chapter Day is. 	
:seal: Egg. 	
I will not reveal the rating of My Hero Academia in text channels. 	
I bet you can't find out what my status messages mean. 	Reference to the lack of obvious meanings in Intense [] Last's status messages.
There is nothing amazing about the Friz Quadrata font. 	
What element (The fantasy type) is the best with technology? 	
Freedom on one side, and tyranny on the other. 	A quote from a Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood cutscene.
Gangs do not need ambassadors. 	
Wasp shooter is not an occupation. 	Reference to IIIlopaazBoy's video KonekoKitten Sees a Wasp, which shows the latter shooting the wasp.
Does anyone need to question me over that realism-adding Terraria resource pack? 	
Starting at 8:26PM CDT, how long can I go without being DMed? 	
I am excited to see some Star Trek movies. 	
I wonder which of the Trivia Murder Party host's four possible normal voices is the real one. 	Reference to an easter egg in Trivia Murder Party in which the host's voice filter can go off.
I'm tired of people who believe typing without capitalization or punctuation is correct. There is no correct way. 	
Why is my dad watching mature Anime things? 	
What if somebody thought Benny was another dictator? 	
Why do I even need shark people? 	
I need to try building another theme park in Roblox. 	
I bet you can't decipher this acronym: HELMRAVH 	
I do not know what News 99 reports. 	
I will not use alternatives to swears used in video games. 	
I wish there was a Roblox roleplay game where we could build our own areas. 	
The longer Intense [] Last is on Discord, the more Dank Memer money he gets. 	
🎵 It's a Trivia Murder Party, and I'm your crazy host! 	Lyrics of the Trivia Murder Party credits song.
I will not let people demand to know my height. 	
You can guess what MMORPGs I play, but Gods, I will not tell you any hints. 	
Every 2 years, starting with 2006, this happens. Guess what I mean by this. 	Reference to the release dates of the World of Warcraft expansions.
Saying 'Liberty or Death' does not give hints to what I play without you knowing. 	
I saw Star Trek: Nemesis with my friend. 	
Lv80 Mittens Talon <MSTY> 	
Only nine months before... 	
Thank you, Roblox filter, very cool! 	Reference to a Roblox filter glitch that occurred at the time this status message was made.
Try to DM me what you think 'deck in horde' rhymes with. 	
What is your worst experience involving physical pain? 	
I don't fear needles. :) 	
You can DM me what your favorite main menu music in any non-Roblox game is. 	
I was never excited for something that finally came out. 	
Do you think I still want to make undead characters? 	
How come almost every monster character I make gets a chance to disguise themselves as a human? 	
Don't ask me how I am now so patient. 	
This weekend sucks. 	
When you're using names, don't confuse elves and merpeople. 	
I don't know what roleplays to do next. 	
I am not going to make another undead character next. 	
I will not share screenshots taken on games rated mature. 	
What ethnicity do you think I would be if I weren't white? 	
If you could be any mythical creature for a day, which one would you be? 	
Asking me if I play a certain MMORPG does not always make me answer with 'no'. 	
Tyrone is not a bat. 	Reference to how vampires in various media can transform into bats.
I don't know what an alchemist falling under the science fantasy genre would be like. 	
When shall the battle occur? 	
The Naked Gun is not about nudity. 	
I will not be questioned about what MMORPGs I play. 	
I will not tell you why my status is always set to busy. 	
Downtime is the worst time. 	Reference to the Roblox site not working as of the time this status message was used.
Benito will not become immortal. 	
I will not state that Bolivians aren't Hispanic. 	
How come there's no Heroes Wiki category for werewolves? 	
Name a pet you should never wake up on your own. 	
I will not talk about Al Capone in a Prohibition-related essay. 	
Discord server lists really need a scroll bar. 	
Crossguns are not a real weapon. 	Reference to a custom Scribblenauts object made by Intense [] Last.
I am not excited for the addition of bunny men. 	
I will not learn fictional MMORPG languages. 	
"Hey, a horse flea tissue" does not rhyme with anything. 	Reference to a Gibberish Question in You Don't Know Jack: Full Stream.
I am not playing a Star Wars game. Well, it's absolutely not the online one. 	
Dragons are not endangered. 	
Do you like 10, 13, or 17 the best? 	Reference to ESRB ratings.
To believe in Intense is not to believe in nothing. 	Reference to Gaius Van Baelsar's elevator speech in Final Fantasy XIV.
I am not preparing for the final ten. 	
I will not answer 'Would you rather be an angel or a demon' with Nephalem. 	Reference to a message by Intense [] Last in the Apple Fam.
The most ironic character archetype is not a vampire with hemophobia. 	Hemophobia is the fear of blood.
I will not suspend video game sales. 	
I challenge you to DM me a WYR question related to any mythical creature(s). 	
How does Tyrone even enter houses uninvited without problems? 	Reference to vampire folklore.
Who is your favorite humanoid in any fiction? Something that was once human but became something else can't count. 	
There cannot be a 'cannibalistic lizard that happens to be a werewolf'. 	
I will not remake Bencat in an MMORPG. 	
My spirit animal is not an ice dragon. 	
I will not misspell hall. 	Reference to a story posted in the Apple Fam.
People did not assume I was a 'fake tank'. 	First status message of 2022.
I will not play an M-rated game with my younger friend. 	
Just because I have no human main characters doesn't mean I'm misanthropic. 	Reference to how Intense frequently makes inhuman characters.
I am not playing a 'critically acclaimed MMORPG'. 	References to a Final Fantasy XIV-promoting copypasta.
Have you heard of the not-yet-critically acclaimed character Mason Darkstar? 	References to a Final Fantasy XIV-promoting copypasta.
I will not make fun of my own character's weaknesses. 	Reference to how Intense [] Last makes fun of Tyrone Kelther's vampirism.
Does Tyrone even need a living incarnation? 	
The TMP host does not have a Tumblr account. 	
You can DM me what you think is the best way to stay young forever. 	
Just because Tyrone Kelther is good does not mean he always drinks the blood of others with permission. 	
Only one week till that pan Asian of mine's birthday. 	
Not all good vampires are vegetarians. (Seriously, they can drink from others with permission.) 	
I will not challenge others to a scooter race in Walmart when nobody is looking. Oh, and be careful at Camping Goods. 	Reference to a Quiplash prompt.
Playing Plague Inc. does not make one a disease expert. 	
Mason can become more skilled after getting a good ni- Wait, he can't. 	
My characters do not rely on a hospital blood donation center. 	
I am not waiting for a new Jackbox Party Pack. 	
Texas is not a weather roulette. 	
I did not watch the 2020 Sonic movie on Paramount Plus. 	
Today is not the most suggestive of all days. 	Status message of March 10th, which is the 69th day of a common year.
I will not get a new strategy game. Just kidding. 	
Another year, another story. 	
Another game is not experiencing a 're-living' of the 2021 Roblox outage. 	
The new Batman movie is not an earrape movie. 	Reference to the said movie containing multiple ear-bleeding moments.
If Mason Darkstar was in [Insert Video Game Name Here], it would get all weird. 	
The Apple Mother's XD meme remake is far funnier than you think if you count her videos from first to last. 	Reference to the same video being XApple_PieX's 69th video available from oldest to newest.
I will not set my computer's brightness to 69%. 	
There's nothing familiar about the Lost Island map from Ark. 	
I will not make janky versions of opening sequences. 	
An uncensored male butt doesn't cause a movie to get slapped with an R rating. 	
We'll really miss you, Gilbert Gottfried. 	
I thought about trying Half-Life 2 when I'm old enough to play M-rated games. 	
Playtesting servers are not 'unplayable' for me. 	
Who is the ugliest character you have ever created? Mine was definitely not a reptilian. 	
I bet you can guess what I'm talking about when I ask if you like cats or lizards better. 	
I do not walk like I'm a cat who broke his ankles. 	Reference to how Bethesda Softworks creates uncanny humanoid models.
I cannot merge every Portal map into one. 	
If Skyrim's rated M and mentions the violent content, suggestive crud, and alcohol, why doesn't it mention language or drugs? 	
Vilfar is not a good werewolf name. 	
I'm not going to post M-rated game screenshots in my main Discord. Unless the members are fine with it. 	
It's not tough to draw a lizard, right? Because- Wait, I don't mean a normal lizard. 	
I saw the new Sonic live action sequel. Spoiler alert: Someone familiar is in the post-credits scene. 	
Remember when Mason Darkstar ended up being a lizard in an alternate universe? He somehow kept his transformation abilities. 	Reference to how any race in Skyrim can become a werewolf.
I cannot properly pronounce Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 	
A bad company didn't listen to ideas for a good game in 2020, then they added something people wanted for years. 	
"Your beast blood prevents restful sleep." -Me when I try to start a questline 	
I'm excited for something, but I'm not telling you what that something is. 	
I will not be accompanied by a literal cat burglar in an MMORPG. 	
Shipyards are for construction, not rampages. 	
I will not come up with F-word alternatives. 	
I do not favor Agent Stone over the other Sonic movie characters. 	
Constant territory marking doesn't work. 	
I will not assume someone can properly understand a foreign language. 	
Occults are not the literal definition of The Sims. 	
Failure to make a single truly human character in an MMORPG was not my biggest regret. 	
Why bother making a character who shows their true identity when you can make one who never does? 	
If I make a killer chef, I want their weapon to be a sauce pan with nails on it. 	
There are three people who wear white fedoras with black bands out of mere coincidence. One is an OC I favor. 	
I will not make subliminal lists to decide my next character's race. 	
I am not re-visiting the critically acclaimed MMORPG. 	
The Flame Salute just never gets old. 	
I cannot die simply by bumping into a railing and falling over the bannister. 	
I am not an 'anti-capitalist canine'. 	Anti-Capitalist Canine is a werewolf temperament in The Sims 4.
I will not teach people in RTGame's newest video's comments sections how to make characters a werewolf via console commands. 	
I will not create a cigar-smoking hellhound on the Roblox Avatar Customizer. 	
How in the world did my status message revert to what it previously was? 	
The most petty reason to hate a game is not because a bad company made it. 	
I will not make Tobias Althaus as a bunny. 	
I really should make less bipedal characters. 	
I will not create a stall match in a card game. 	
My favorite quote said by Data from Star Trek is not 'oh s***'. 	
I will not question the bizarre ability-related logic of Skyrim. 	
My newest MMORPG character is not a lesbian feline humanoid. 	
In Soviet Russia, status messages write you. 	Reference to the Russian Reversal joke cycle.
My next MMORPG character is a warlock, and he's a hu- Oh, wait, he used to be one. 	
My World of Warcraft warlock will not forgo a shirt. 	
I will not go through the entire first act on a higher difficulty in a few plays. 	
Vegetarians are not herbivores. 	
In case it isn't obvious, I am neither a rug nor a pair of boots. 	
The Alien Species Wiki does not include fantasy species that aren't extraterrestrial. 	
The reason Mason loves the forest is not because of so much trees. 	Reference to how dogs stereotypically prefer to urinate on trees, and Mason being a werewolf.
I will not give a black and white panda a long tail rather than a simple nub. 	
Who else ever got constantly booted to the character selection screen in an MMORPG? It's like games on more nalpa ecstasy. 	
Just foxin' around. 	
Eleven years later, that one impatient soldier who bravely chose to be executed still deserves a name. 	
Making feline humanoids is my specialty, baby. 	
Did you know that it's illegal to cheat in casino games? 	
Rushing through schoolwork doesn't always result in a fail. 	
I did not learn the visual differences between leopards, lions, and tigers. 	Reference to Intense's message including things Wilbur Gomez has said.
I find it cute when someone sleeps by curling up into a ball. If it's a fox person, it's way cuter. 	
"You could just pay your bounty to the fence." -Me to my dad 	
Snowhunter doesn't have wares, even after eleven years. 	
Adventuring and more for eighteen years now. 	
Common and English are not the same language. 	
Think of a sentence based on this: Cat playing video games. 	
I will not play as a fake DPS. Just kidding, I did to get revenge on the fake tanks. 	
Who would want to name any kind of place Crapopolis? 	Reference to unusual place names.
I will not use Dreamworks Animation quotes as an answer to a reflection question. 	
Can telepaths easily win at Battleship? 	
Carnivores cannot be vegetar- Oh, wait, that's common in pandas. 	Reference to real life pandas being carnivores, despite eating mostly bamboo.
Twitter post text channels are not a place to add reactions. 	
Name one RPG race you find so cute. 	
For the H- No, wait. For the Discord server! 	
'Foxes aren't players.' Well, you may be wrong depending on what game you're playing. 	
When I say 'break one nine', I am not supposed to use my real name. 	
What do you want to know about my MMORPG characters, anyways? 	
Welcome to 2023! 	
What animals do you think would be attention catching for a profile image? 	
I didn't know RPG map pillowcases existed... until 1/4/2023. 	
The realm I play on is Blackwater Raiders, those who want to play World of Warcraft with me. 	
Surprisingly, Snowhunter can still roar regardless of form. 	Reference to snow leopards being unable to roar.
Th𝐞re are no 𝐬ubliminal allusi𝐨ns here. 	
We are not living in a simulation of 2023. 	
I'm already tired of those Hero Wars ads popping up when I'm watching YouTube videos. 	
Iciclemageddon is not a natural disaster. 	
This one can do decent impressions, yes? 	
I will not trick people into naming an individual fox after my funky foxy-rogue. 	
Would you want to see a fox wearing a tuxedo? 	
I didn't spend three years wolfing around for nothing. 	
Can you draw my fox-like character? 	
I am known by many na- Wait, that quote's already been used. 	
Do I have to be satisfied that I re-watched Big Hero 6 and Zootopia less than 24 hours apart? 	
Do you know how many toes rats have? I don't. 	
62. 	
I wonder if there will be a Ready Player Two film adaptation some time. 	
I've made genius werewolves. Doesn't stop me from making idiot vampires. 	
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun. 	Lyrics from Lady Gaga's Poker Face.
I want to list more of my profiles on numerous websites. 	
I cannot do the flip flap. 	
Alaskan Klee Kai dogs are cute, yes? 	
I will not intentionally explain RPG characters badly. 	
Dot dot dot. 	
Tavis'jo called, but he's dead. 	A Twitter reply by Intense [] Last.
So many shtars... *hic* 	According to Intense [] Last, this is a reference to one of his World of Warcraft roleplays.
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead destruction mages got up to fight. 	
'Ancient curiosities' is not a nickname for antiquities. 	
I will not make trivia questions with the point of confusing gamers and moviegoers. 	
So long suckers... and my adolescence. 	
Not every gentleman thief has the same target preferences. 	
Just to be clear, the sound fire alarms make scare the crud out of me. 	
I need to adjust to the new Microsoft Edge style. 	
May the 4th be with you. 	
I will not tell people my UESP username, but you can still find it. 	
Can you describe a video game storyline badly? 	
Edgin and Sly don't adhere to the exact same thieves' codes. 	According to Intense in his Discord server, this is an ascended character comparison.
I wish I got to see Doc Mitchell's head spin. 	
Happy Pride Month 2023! I've been thinking about playing on different characters when playing RPGs out of celebration. 	
I will not come up with creative celebratory solutions. 	
X is my favorite PlayStation controller button. What did you expect mine to be? 	
Here's a Fallout what if scenario: What if the Courier didn't cheat death after being shot by Benny? 	
Odalia Blight is not the Dolores Umbridge of Disney. 	
The Battle of Award 42 is still a catchy boss fight theme, right? 	
Having bad luck in PvP does not prevent one from being a good thinker in PvP. 	
Remember when Roblox added age recommendations? I just realized 17+ is now a possibility. 	
If a legendary thief were to become a governor in real life, it would be much harder for them to hide their old status, right? 	
Pro tip for time travelers: Never travel to Ancient Egypt unless you want to risk getting displaced there. 	
Who else is surprised Rift Apart happens to be on the Epic Games Store as well? 	
'Mojo Dojo Casa House' is not a redundant name for a house. 	
More fiction lampshade hanging: How can you avoid depression if you witnessed your parents being murdered at eight years old? 	
Justice and Will Smith are not related. 	
Bards do not wear metal armor. 	
In a fantasy game, if a character's of a certain race, they do not have to be where their race is from. 	
Please tell me what a skeletal cat tail look like. 	
Discord: Heck Yeah! 	
Finally, 2's on Netfli- Wait, where's 1? 	
Never draw Mason Darkstar shirtless, regardless of what form he's in. 	Reference to the number of shirtless werewolves in Twilight.
Answer DM Time: How many members are on the main party in Honor Among Thieves? 	
Mason's mother does not speak with a British accent. 	
I will not watch the first movie in a trilogy last. 	
A true ninja does not go in big groups of them. 	
I will not deliberately exclude portions of titles to fool cheaters without explaining it. 	
We do not have 54 years left until civilization ends. 	
Take all things in moderation, even TV Tropes. 	
Real werewolves don't remove their shirts on a normal basis. 	
40 years ago was not tragic. 	
Twelve years, you milk drinkers. Twelve years! 	
My fixation on foxes has not died out. 	
Happy birthday, Lopaaz. 	
There are no coincidences when it comes to the roles of Jennifer Hale and Jim Ward. 	
Yes, Mr. Wolf can dance. Why do you ask? 	
#RememberPanda 	
I will not travel back in time to Ancient Egypt. 	
When will we get a third DreamWorks Animation villain protagonist? 	
I will explain the Honor Among Thieves subtitle joke related to that question... but only if you can figure it out yourself. 	
There is no such thing as a "grey side of the Force". 	
I will not move on to making my multiverse meant for mature audiences. 	
I shall not make expies of my OCs on D&D Beyond. 	
The existence of vegetarian carnivores is not limited to fiction. 	
Pickpocket is not a legitimate career choice. 	
I will not make characters that go commando. 	
I actually like the idea of fictional thieves that steal mainly from criminals. Who else here does? 	
I will not worship film release dates. 	
Anti-slip shoes do not fully prevent slipping. 	
Edgin and Sly still don't adhere to the exact same thieves' code. No, seriously. 	
Who even reads my status messages these days? 	
When you kick butt, don't chew bubblegum. Chew dumplings. 	
Montoya is not a middle name. 	
I must not go overboard with masked characters. 	
I will not correctly predict the age ratings of upcoming shows. 	
Not every wild cat, if anthropomorphized, would make a good ninja. 	
I cannot comprehend the rules of Whackbat. 	
One fictional career I wish existed in Star Wars was Gungan Hunter. 	
I will not primarily focus on collector's editions. 	
If I did my math right (and I always do my math right), there are no pop culture references in this status message. 	
I will not choose J.K. Simmons as a roleplay character's voice reference. 	
Side effects of being a cartoon fox does not include a constant change in accents. 	
I will not use a version of English other than my own as my set language here. 	
I will not explain my affinity for Dragonborn characters. 	
I will not add custom emojis related to games I don't play. 	
I'm a bard, not a raccoon burglar. 	A reply Intense posted on Twitter.
If there's one memorable raccoon in something I played, read, or watched, it happens to be Rocket. Yes, really. 	
I will not share my murder mystery skin choices. 	
Neither 'zed' nor 'zee' is wrong. 	
I made a feline humanoid become a werewolf. Nothing's crazy anymore, yes? 	
Step 1: Activate hologuise. Step 2: Enter first hoverboard race. Step 3: Go to end ramp and hit taunter. Step 4: Wait 4 profit.	
The Cooper Clan's cane is not a Roblox UGC item. 	
Still waiting for Lower Decks 5. Or will it become a myth like Half-Life 3? 	
I will not explain my unorthodox motives. 	
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