Voice Trumpets

Voice trumpets (sc. Instrumentum ferro horridus) are a mechanical species of horn things that pop out of the ground all over Teletubby Land and tell the Teletubbies their destructive missions and other announcements. But, they sometimes can be annoying. Sometimes, Dipsy destroys them with a Grenade. They pop out in Teletubby Land randomly - it is unknown how they do so, but they just do. Because they were created by the Mother Teletubby, the only way of knowing is to ask her. They are the most awesome annoying things in Teletubby Land. Tinky Winky sometimes smashes them for telling him things that are more annoying than the Talking Flowers and Annoying Orange. They come out of the ground repeatedly at fast speeds during Trumpet Week. There are also a few of them that have cameras on them, instead of speakers. These versions are used to spy on the Teletubbies by Squadala Man and WaPaul RA, and there are no pictures of that type of voice trumpet, because they only come out at night. They have a small microphone inside, and their cameras have 99999999999999999X zoom.
== Teletubbies' thoughts on them ==
Each Teletubby either likes or hates them, mostly for saying something that's not their mission at all.
*Tinky Winky - Finds them very annoying and he absolutely hates them.
*Dipsy - Finds them only a little annoying. To him, they're fun! They also make good target practice, as the opening paragraph attested.
*Laa-Laa - LOVES them, she likes them telling her stuff
*Po - Po thinks they're VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY ANNOYING! She wants to break every trumpet in the land.
*Thumper - Likes them. We don't know why.
*Doddy - He hated them back when he was a Teletubby, so he melted one of them.
*Noo-Noo - Hates them because they don't understand the weird noises he makes.
*Alt 2.0 - Hates them because they jumpscare the Teletubbies. She kinda has a small rivalry with them because she's supposed to be the scary one.
*Eho - Loved them because their voices would soothe him.
*Mother Teletubby - Loves them! If it weren't for her, they wouldn't even exist!
*Mumu - Hated every single one of them. Once, he ripped one out of the ground and punched it until it broke.
*Aya - Likes to ride them.
*Ruggut - Hates them because they almost got him killed once. He likes shooting them with Golden Gun to make them asplode.
*Tado - Uses their holes to make Fries, so we think he's on good. 
*Horrortime Tubby - Has a unique liking for them and has two which act as his personal spies informers.
*Boddy Doddy - Hated them with a burning passion, and always wanted to destroy them with an unfinished Tubby Bomb.
*N. Trance - Is completely apathetic to them and their lives since he can't hypnotise them.
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==The Voice Trumpet Queen==
The Voice Trumpet Queen is a subterranean beast created by the Mother Teletubby so that she didn't have to continue making Voice Trumpets to fill up Teletubby Land. Dwelling within a secret cave in the Teletubby Land Acid Tunnels accessed via a fissure on the bottom of the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, it constantly gives birth to Voice Trumpets and tells them their messages. It cannot die of natural causes so you have to murder it yourself. It will most likely die when Teletubby Land sinks back into the ocean after a way, way, WAY too long era of tubby tyranny.
==Teletubbies' reactions==
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