Harmless Tubby Custard

:Were you looking for normal Tubby Custard?
Harmless Tubby Custard is a safe food made by Wa'nt Tinky Winky because he didn't like normal Tubby Custard. If you are wondering, Normal Tubby Custard has some ingredients from the Teletubby Land Acid Lake and stuff like that, but Harmless Tubby Custard is just normal custard with red food colouring and Strawberry flavouring, and Wa'nt Tinky Winky is passing it off as 'Harmless Tubby Custard'. Unlike normal Tubby Custard, Harmless Tubby Custard tastes like Strawberries, and isn't dangerous, and doesn't explode when you throw it down the Toilet. Nothing happens when you burn it, and it cannot be used in Tubby Bombs,because if it was used in them, they wouldn't explode. Nothing happens when you eat it, and it's very tasty. Even though Louie hasn't ever tried it, he always suggests You should have some of it.
== Some Facts ==
* IT'S VERY TASTY!
* It's Toxic to All Teletubbies except Telotubs, Headless Tubby and Wa'nt Tinky Winky.
* It can be used to kill Boohbah
* It cannot be used as a fuel
* It is eaten by The Good Teletubbies
* Paul RA hates it for some reason
* If you mix it with normal Tubby Custard, It turns the normal Tubby Custard into more Harmless Tubby Custard, as Bill Nye found out.
* Chuck Norris has only eaten one bowl of this stuff.
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