Nostalgia Critic: Kiki's prequel

(Following the Channel Awesome logo, we open on the words "ChannelAwesome.com Presents" and "This review is dedication to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses", channeling The Secret of N.I.M.H, A series of title cards appear. We see Nostalgia Critic's hands lights a lamp. He opened a laptop, and begin to write in a document.)
Nostalgia Critic: (in a low, depressing tone) Miyazaki was retired today while they help to save Ghibli. It is seven years since our pandemic must have begun from our life. In fact, we stay here much longer due to pandemic until the end of it in seven years. Kiki's Delivery Service was a forgotten Toei's animated film. But instead of five sequels (in the novels, in fact), in my opinion I am not glad in knowing they supposed how to help to make a prequel for good. She knew nothing to make any sequels what except for the hell of a commercial (Nissin's Cup of Noodle) of us, somewhere else to be watch Kiki's prequel. Perhaps they've superior that they did everything at present. I shall doubt to watch a prequel and a spin-off within review. But it's not that bad.
(With a flourish, the speaker signs his name: "Nostalgia Critic". Cut to NC's hands cradle Kiki's Delivery Service on GKIDS at Blu-ray. We see Nostalgia Critic's face reflected in the Blu-ray.)
Nostalgia Critic: Wherever you are, Mr. Miyazaki, your reviews must comfort her this year. The prequel will be here, and the original as the same work.
(Nostalgia Critic places the Blu-ray into an video shelf.)
Nostalgia Critic: Farewell... forgotten Toei work.
(fades to black. And the title shines filled with fire blasts and electric spark fizzles)
Title: Kiki's prequel
Text: Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic (actor) and Jiji (voice)
Text: Dayna Munday as Kiki (actor)
Text: with Malcolm "Roach" Ray, Tamara Chambers, Jim Jarosz, Heather Reusz, Robert Walker, Walter Banasiak and Jeremy Scott
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Nostalgia Critic: (voiceover) Shockedness and sadly, Disney doesn't get any rights in the USA and the other territories, except to hold it in two Asian home media distribution over rights into Studio Ghibli library. (a shown of HBO Max promos, for example, first showing Chihiro, Satsuki & Mei Kusakabe and Totoro is showing a teaser promo on HBO Max; second showing Kiki is showing "There's A Place For the Family" on HBO Max; third showing Studio Ghibli 35 Years on HBO Max) Unless they have to prove it to watch those titles on HBO Max in the USA, which WarnerMedia didn't own Studio Ghibli anymore. ?????
Nostalgia Critic: Like, remember what Disney does own any library yet?
(cut to a clip of Back to the Future: Part II, showing Marty McFly.)
Marty McFly: Please, God, no! This can't be happening!
Nostalgia Critic: (looked stunned and slowly coming to a realization) How about say hello to Disney fan? I like any Ghibli wor--
(cut to a clip of The Empire Strikes Back, showing Luke Skywalker.)
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOO...!!!
Nostalgia Critic: (looked nervously) Do you know what happens Disney handle--?
(cut to a clip of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, showing Frodo Baggins)
Frodo Baggins: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Nostalgia Critic: Sorry, let us forget about what Disney is not owning the Ghibli distribution in US and the other countries.
Nostalgia Critic: (voiceover) Do it except in two Asia countries such as Japan and China, Pony Canyon for some releases which won't be displayed on this page while the Ghibli's partnership of Disney continues to this day after it exited from the physical Hong Kong (Intercontinental Video) and Taiwanese (Deltamac) market in 2021, Chinese based Excel Video releases products under the label under license.
Nostalgia Critic: Thank God Disney can't give up what Ghibli is kept safe around in Asia. (a shot of Mickey's Christmas Carol Mickey Mouse mourning Tiny Tim's tombstone is shown in the corner) Just like Mickey Mouse got mourned about a third party distribution left from any other territories have a disturbingly abandoned shitness market!
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Nostalgia Critic: And that's Kiki's prequel. It was a last Disneyfied work of ompany production.
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Nostalgia Critic: So, why does Kiki have all alone and not hold out of our Disneycember anymore? They will ruin it. But they will meet the witch though she kicked those witches' butts over the review of Hocus Pocus, now I'm gonna meet the little witch for a moment. (gets up from his chair)
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