Hambourghini Journey Around UnUnited Kingdom

This is the whole story of the Hambourghini going on a journey around the UnUnited Kingdom in one whole go.
==Going to UnUnited Kingdom==
The guys then took it to The UnUnited Kingdom because they were bored. they went to do a poo, and went to McDonald's to eat. The pig was at 5mph, but still, the pig was energetic. The pig went to sleep when they guys drank some Beer, and then they went to buy pig food. They had at least 1000 miles to go to The UK. The pig was fast, and the guys, who runned just to burn off calories fatness. They burned off all the fat, and could carry the pig whilst being fine. They then went to sleep and the pig too. The pig and him watched Anime, and drank Diet Water at the Diet Water Store with the pig. They also went to Walmart to go and buy some pig carrots with oil. After they did THAT, they went with Monokuma to the grasslands. The pig and Monokuma played, but Junko Enoshima was mad that She took Monokuma. They then went and bought skateboards to ride and have fun afterwards.
When they reached 900 miles, they went to a tesco on the road somewhere. They got some British snacks that are actually good, like freddos, mini cheddars, hobnobs, cadbury creme egg and whatever else british. They went on the road again as they ate their snacks. The also tried british food, such as walkers chips, sausage rolls, beans on toast and pasties. They also went to some football stadiums and they said whoever has the best stadium i will support their club. And their favourite british food happened to be a cornish pasty, so when Bolton Wanderers gave them a cornish pastry, he has supported bolton ever since.
When they reached 750 miles, they stocked up on food, including potatoes, carrots, beef, pastrami, tuna, some literal slices of bread, pig food, salmon, rice, mince and some milk powder with water. They started building their car, and finished. They put it somewhere, and collected so many leftovers of people that their car was full of food fuel. They rode a long way, buying three iPads for the pig and the bear and himself to have online fun. They downloaded Geometry Dash, Snake, and the Minecraft Piss and Shit Update. They are now a trio.They then played SUAD at max volume, and watched some Kracc bacc videos and Some guy's Unschool trip to a random theme park, and laughing so much they nearly Imploded.In order to go to The UK. They planned to make their car a boat at the 250 mile mark. They downloaded Doki Doki Literature Club, which was okay(?). The hit the 600 mile mark, doing jumping Jackson and watching Mario do a funny thing. They saw the UNGTrolley parked up and ate some Captain 0's Pizza. they crossed the sea and briefly went through Midlantic, and then arrived at the UnUnited Kingdom.
At the 500 mile mark, they slept for 3 miles, landing at 497 miles. They almost ran out of fuel, but they used apple cores to fill it back up. However, the milk powder and cereal was not used, so when the fuel was gone, they could use that instead. They bought a TV, to watch JayStation play Defeat Da Undefeatables!!!. At 400 miles, they finished their boat transforming plan. Also, they made a good Connection to British Sky Broadcasting so they could watch Bob's Burgers on Disney+.
When they were watching it, Bob's Burgers was very entertaining for them. The found 3 slices of bread, and they ate it. They then saw something weird going on, and that made the guy call the Center for Chaos Containment, and began telling them what happened. He told the CCC that there were a couple of BP employees and they had a BP tanker, and they were spilling oil. 30 minutes later, a few CCC employees showed up from the nearest CCC base, and kicked BP outta there. TiTuTi then cleaned up the oil, which made the guy yell ''OH MY GOD!!! WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING!??!?!?''. scared by TiTuTi, he then got outta there, and kept going
At 250 miles, they used a boat which was formed into a car once. They slept for a long time, so they watched 5 hours of Disney movies, 12 hours of reading and 5 hours of sleep. They were very bored, so they did nothing. But there was one thing do to. They run on water so much they can swim with a boat on their back now, the pig can carry 10 kilos of pork, and Monokuma could carry The TV. They were almost there. They used their iPads, and finally reached the UK. They then went through the British countryside, passed a BP fuel station,stopped at a Drive-In Cinema, and ate some pizza while watching The Rorre Retam Wot Movie and then went to Binley Mega Chippy, and crossed the M25, stopped at Thorpe Park and Danced in the queueline while waiting to go ride stealth and threw up after riding it, drove down the Meme Highway and entered London. When they got there ,they were famous not only for the pig, but the fact that they went there on it. After that, they were famous.
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