Super Mario 131

Super Mario 131 is a Mario Shame that was created by the Blue Teletubby Workers, who released it on the Xbox ONE and Play Station 4 on January 11th, 2022. The shame, which is the sequel to Super Mario 130, is about Mario and Uzi fighting the Elmo Gang, who have kidnapped Dr. Eggman. This shame is notorious for being another violent Mario shame with LOTS of blood and swearing.
Super Mario 131 has DLC called The Uzi DLC, as well as a sequel called Super Mario 132: Project Nexus.
== Shameplay ==
The shameplay is a 3D third-person shooter similar to Grand Theft Sesame Street. There are two modes: one player mode and two player mode. Player 1 plays as Mario, and Player 2 plays as Uzi or Dr. Eggman, depending on the level. In the Uzi's Revenge DLC, Player 1 plays as Uzi, and Player 2 plays as Sanford.
In order to clear a level, all enemies must DIE. Some levels are boss levels, where you fight the boss instead of multiple enemies. You can attack by punching or kicking, but there are also items in this shame, such as guns, miniguns, AK-47s, bombs, rocket launchers, and knifes. There are also food items which can heal Mario or Uzi, such as Toast, Bagels, Cookies, and Krabby Patties.
== Main Plot ==
=== Intro Cutscene ===
Mario was taking a nice walk in the Mushroom Kingdom, until Elmo kicked him in the balls and said "Listen up Mario! I kidnapped Dr. Eggman! And if you want to save him, then meet me in Sesame Street!".
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! ELMO YOU SON-A-BITCH, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"
"Catch me if you can!" said Elmo, who runs away. Mario, unable to catch him, cries like a stupid n00b. Uzi hears Mario cry, so she asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?". Mario tells Uzi that Dr. Eggman got kidnapped by Elmo. Suddenly, Uzi has a flashback...
When Uzi was a little girl, Elmo and his gang killed her mother and older sister.
After her flashback, Uzi tells Mario that they are going to kill Elmo and his gang.
=== Level 1 ===
Mario and Uzi go to Sesame Street and kill some of Elmo's goons.
=== Level 2 ===
Mario and Uzi enter Elmo's hideout and fight Kermit, who is guarding Dr. Eggman's jail cell. After killing Kermit in a boss fight, Mario finally saves Dr. Eggman.
Dr. Eggman: "Thank you for saving me, my son!"
Uzi: "NANI?!!! YOUR MARIO'S FATHER?!!!"
Dr. Eggman: "That's right, I, Dr. Eggman, am Mario's father!"
Mario: "Hey-a, I just-a realized... who is my-a mother?"
Dr. Eggman: "Your mother is Kanna, how the fuck did you forget that?!"
=== Level 3 ===
Suddenly, Elmo appears, saying "Bullshit! There's no way you were able to free that ugly doctor from his cell!". Dr. Eggman then yells "Fuck you Elmo, I'm the sexiest man alive! Mario, kick his ass!". After getting beat up in a boss fight, Elmo tells Mario, Uzi, and Dr. Eggman that he is stronger than Chuck Norris, and he can't die. But Elmo dies by getting stabbed by Serial Designation J. Dr. Eggman laughs at Elmo's death, saying "Mwa ha ha ha ha, stronger than Chuck Norris my ass!". J explains that Elmo betrayed the Teletubbies, so he had to die. J then tells Uzi, "I know that you hate the Teletubbies, so I'm going to kill you too!".
=== Level 4 ===
J gets defeated in a boss fight, and Uzi points a railgun at her face.
Uzi: "Any last words before you get rekt?".
J: "Please don't kill me, I'm just following orders! Don't you remember me, your older sister?".
Uzi, who is so shocked that she drops her railgun, says "NANI??!!!! WE ARE RELATED??!! WTF??!!". Uzi gets sad and says "J... please betray the Teletubbies... they are evil. Join me J. Let's be family again.". "LOL nope!" says J, who stabs Uzi, who DIES. Mario screams on the top of his lungs, and then he and Dr. Eggman escape before J kills them too.
=== Level 5 ===
(Due to Uzi getting killed, the second playable character is now Dr. Eggman.)
After escaping, Mario and Dr. Eggman get attacked by Guido Mista and some Italian gangsters. After Mario defeats Mista in a boss fight, Mista explains that the leader of the UnPolice, Dr. S, is corrupting the world, using idiot manipulation to control everybody. Mario then asks "Who is a Dr. S? What does "S" stand for?". Mista tells Mario that know doesn't know what "S" stands for, because he never met Dr. S. Mario asks Mista how he knows about Dr. S, and Mista explains that Giorno told him to destroy Dr. S and the UnPolice, because the Italian Mafia is better.
Dr. Eggman: "The Italian Mafia is pretty cool to be honest... ok fuck it, I'm joining! How about you Mario?".
Mario: "Lets-a-go!"
Mario, Dr. Eggman, and Mista start fighting the UnPolice.
=== Level 6 ===
After destroying 69% (nice!) of the UnPolice, Mario, Dr. Eggman, and Mista fight Steve, who is a high-ranking sheriff of the UnPolice. Mario defeats Steve in a boss battle.
Mario: "WHO THE FUCK IS DR. S??!! WHO THE FUCK IS HE???!!!".
Steve tells Mario that Dr. S is at the The Perfectly Normal Hospital. "Thank-a you for-a telling me. But you didn't tell me who-a Dr. S is, so I'm-a killing you!" says Mario, who then shoots Steve, DESTROYING HIM!!! Suddenly, Bow appears.
Bow: "Hi guys! Steve was, like, my friend, so I'm gonna beat you up with chairs now."
Mario: "WTF??? Didn't we-a kill you last time?"
Bow: "Shut up! I can respawn!"
Mario: "Oh really? Why do you-a look-a worse now?"
Bow: "Grr!!! That's your fault! You must DIE!"
Another boss battle starts, and Bow is killed when Mista shoots bullets at her.
Mista: "I hope she doesn't bother us again."
Dr. Eggman: "I doubt it..."
=== Level 7 ===
After shooting MOAR of the UnPolice, Mario, Dr. Eggman, and Mista finally go to The Perfectly Normal Hospital and meet Dr. S, who says "Welcome back Dr. Eggman, my old friend...". Dr. S turns around, and Dr. Eggman says "NANI??!! DR. SYLVEON??!!". Dr. Sylveon tells Dr. Eggman that he wants to kill children and take over the world. Suddenly, Mario has a flashback...
When Mario was a little boy, he and Chespin were beat up and abused by Dr. Sylveon, who killed Mudkip in front of them.
After his flashback, Mario says "MAMA MIA!!! You beat me up! >:(". Dr. Eggman then yells "WHAT?! You beat up my son?! And you killed Mudkip?! Y don't u liek Mudkipz?! That's it, I'm going to destroy you!".
After defeating Dr. Sylveon in a boss fight, Mario kicks him in balls multiple times, yelling "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A CHILD ABUSER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! EVEN THE TELETUBBIES ARE BETTER THAN YOU, AND I HATE TELETUBBIES!!!". Tinky Winky then breaks into the building and says "Hey! Who said they hated the Teletubbies?!". Mario tells Tinky Winky it was Dr. Sylveon who said it, even though it was actually Mario who said it. Tinky Winky then kills Dr. Sylveon with a minigun, and then the shame ends.
== The Uzi DLC Plot ==
=== Intro Cutscene ===
After killing Uzi, J celebrates her victory. J is then about to kill Mario and Dr. Eggman, but she interrupted by Laa-Laa who is calling her on the phone.
J: "What do want Laa-Laa?! I'm trying to kill Mario and Dr. Eggman!"
Laa-Laa: "Don't worry about them, they will die later anyways. I want to invite you to the Teletubby Death Star!"
J: "Sounds cool, I'm on my way."
Sanford and Deimos then break into Elmo's Hideout, right after J leaves.
Deimos: "Hey Sanford, is this Uzi?"
Sanford: "Yes, and we are ordered to bring her back to life by Dr. Eggman."
Deimos: "I hope we are getting paid..."
Sanford and Deimos bring Uzi back to life using nestle crunch.
Uzi: "Ugh... what happened?"
Sanford: "J killed you, but we brought you back to life."
Uzi: "Wait... did you guys just force nestle crunch down my throat?!"
Deimos: "Sorry about that, I stole Nestle Crunch Kid's nestle crunch in order to bring you back to life."
Suddenly, Deimos gets killed by Nestle Crunch Kid.
Sanford: "HOLY SHIT!!! I knew that stealing Nestle Crunch Kid's nestle crunch was a bad idea!"
Uzi: "Whatever, let's just kick his ass!"
=== Level 1 ===
Uzi and Sanford fight Nestle Crunch Kid in a boss battle. After Nestle Crunch Kid gets defeated, Uzi asks him "WHERE THE FUCK IS J?! WHERE IS SHE?!".
Nestle Crunch Kid: "I will never tell you!"
Sanford: "I you don't give us answers, we will destroy your nestle crunch!"
Nestle Crunch Kid: "Fine! J is on the Teletubby Death Star."
Sanford: "And how do we get there?"
Nestle Crunch Kid: "Your Mom! GET REKT, LOSER!!!"
Sanford: "..."
Suddenly, Uzi shoots and kills Nestle Crunch Kid.
Uzi: "That kid was wasting our time LOL."
Suddenly, Uzi and Sanford get attacked by Barney the Dinosaur.
=== Level 2 ===
Uzi and Sanford fight Barney in a boss battle. Barney gets defeated and says "I love you, you love me, w-".
Uzi: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FATASS PURPLE SHIT!!!"
Barney: "That hurt my feelings."
Sanford: "Fuck your feelings! How about tell us how we get to the Teletubby Death Star?"
Barney: "How about you guys go fuck yourself!"
Suddenly, Barney gets crushed by a rocket and DIES!
Deimos: "Hey guys, need a ride?"
Sanford: "Deimos, your alive?!"
Deimos: "I am alive! I used a cardboard cutout of myself to trick Nestle Crunch Kid into killing me."
Sanford: "That makes no sense, but okay."
Uzi, Sanford, and Deimos go inside the rocket, which flies into space and lands on the Teletubby Death Star.
=== Level 3 ===
Uzi and Sanford fights Teletubby minions, while Deimos protects his rocket.
=== Level 4 ===
Uzi and Sanford fight Bow, who was brought back to life by Laa-Laa, but she looks even worse due to having bullet holes in her, in a boss battle. After killing Bow, Uzi and Sanford kill Laa-Laa for being J's Master, and then they spilt up.
=== Level 5 ===
Uzi breaks into J's room.
Uzi: "Hey bitch, remember me?!"
J: "Nani?! How are you alive?!"
Uzi: "With the power of nestle crunch. Anyways, I want revenge, so I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Uzi fights J in a boss battle. However, J slaps Uzi, causing her to cry like an anime fan on prom night.
J: "Pathetic! You still can't beat me!"
Suddenly, an alarm goes off, and a text-to-speech voice says "SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED. YOU HAVE ONLY 69 SECONDS TO ESCAPE.".
J: "Who the fuck did this?!"
Sanford: "I did!"
Sanford shoots J with a shotgun, killing her. Uzi and Sanford meet up with Deimos, and the three of them escape before the Teletubby Death Star GOES BOOM!!! And then the shame ends.
== Reception ==
Biased Ratings gave Super Mario 131 a 131/10, saying "Finally, a shame where Mario actually defeats Elmo!".
Despite Super Mario 131 having blood and swearing, which we already said earlier, the ESRB still gave this shame a E rating.
== Trivia ==
* The Uzi DLC is secretly a nestle crunch ad.
* This is Cyan Blue's favorite shame, and he is really good at it.
** This is probably because he helped develop this shame.
*Despite being a Mario shame, Super Mario 131 didn't release on any Nintendo shaming consoles.
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