Alameda Slim Gives Mikey Blumberg a Punishment Day for Giving Lou Strickland a Nosebleed, Sends Him to Timbuktu and Gets Grounded

== Cast ==
Alameda Slim-Dallas
Lou Strickland-Tom
Mikey Blumberg and Phil-Joey
Gil-Steven
Bill-Young Guy
Tina's voice and Kimberly Slim-Kimberly
Delivery man 1-Brian
Delivery man 2-Simon
Diesel Slim-Diesel
== Transcript ==
At the village, Mikey Blumberg was walking along.
Mikey: Ah, what a nice day it is!
Suddenly, Lou Strickland came with Alameda Slim.
Lou Strickland: There he is, Slim! That fatso Mikey gave me a nosebleed!
Slim felt furious.
Slim: Dagnabbit! Thanks for telling me, Strickland! I'll teach him a lesson!
Lou Strickland: Give him a punishment!
Slim: With pleasure!
Lou Strickland: Good luck giving that fat boy punishments!
So Lou Strickland walked off. Then Slim confronted Mikey.
Slim: Mikey Blumberg, how dare you give my friend Lou Strickland a nosebleed?! That is unacceptable! That's it, today is punishment day! First punishment: Punching you!
Slim punched Mikey.
Mikey: Ow! That hurt!
Slim: Oh, shut up! Second punishment: Getting beaten up by my nephews!
Slim called to his nephews.
Slim: Phil, Gil and Bill, come over here and beat up Mikey!
The Willie Brothers came.
Phil: You called, Uncle Slim?
Slim: Today it's Mikey's punishment! That's because he gave our friend Strickland a nosebleed! So please beat him up!
Phil: Okay, Uncle Slim!
Gil: We'll do it for you!
Bill: We'll whack that guy!
The Willie Brothers glared at Mikey.
Phil: Mikey Blumberg, how dare you give Strickland a nosebleed?!
Gil: That is unacceptable!
Bill: That's it, we're going to beat you up!
Mikey: Nonononononononono! Please don't beat me up!
Phil: Too bad! Time for your punishment!
The Willie Brothers began to beat up Mikey, and Mikey was screaming in pain.
Mikey: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Mikey began to cry.
Mikey: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Phil: That's what you get for giving Strickland a nosebleed!
Slim: Good work, boys! Leave him to me so I can give him more punishments!
Gil: With pleasure!
So the Willie Brothers left, Slim announced for the third punishment.
Slim: Third punishment: Piledriving you!
Slim picked up Mikey and he piledrove him. Mikey coughed.
Mikey: That hurt!
Mikey picked himself up.
Slim: Who cares? Fourth punishment: Forcing you to listen to my yodelling!
Slim began to yodel William Tell Overture, Yankee Doodle and Beethoven's Ode to Joy.
Slim: Yodel-um yodel-olay um-baa da-da-dum ba-da-day-ee um-da-ba! Hum-ba-da-ba-hey, hum-ba hum-ba-oh-lim-ba dee-dee-yum-ah-ho!
Slim yodelled Yankee Doodle.
Slim: Yodel-lay yippity yippity humble ba-da-day yippity humble day, yodel-lay yippity yippity yippity ooh, deedee ooh ohh!
Sllim yodelled Beethoven's Ode to Joy.
Slim: Woo-oo-oo-oo oo-ee-oo oo-oo-oo oo-oo-ee-ee, do-do oo-oo-ee-ah-oo-oo oo-oo oo-ee-oo oo-ee-oo! Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Mikey: Oh man, your yodelling whomps!
Slim: Who cares? My friends like my singing! Songbirds sing! Saloon girls sing! Little bitty snot-nosed children sing! You're one of the little bitty snot-nosed children who always meddle! I yodel! And yodelling is an art! Now then! Fifth punishment: Feeding you dog food!
So Slim picked up a dog food tin and opened it and he approached Mikey. He poured dog food in Mikey's mouth. Mikey threw up.
Mikey: UGH! Stupid dog food! I hate being fed dog food!
Slim: I don't care! And that's what you get for calling my friend a dog! Sixth punishment: Giving you a nosebleed!
Mikey: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Slim: Shut up!
Slim gave Mikey a nosebleed, by punching him on his nose.
Mikey: OW! My nose!
Mikey's nose started bleeding.
Slim: Well, that's turning the tables on you! Seventh punishment: Sending your friends to Mental People's Home!
Mikey: Nononononononono! Please don't send my friends to Mental People's Home! Nonono!
Slim: Too bad! I'm going to call Tina and tell her to send your friends there!
So Slim picked up his phone and phoned Tina up.
Slim: Howdy, Tina! This is Alameda Slim!
Tina's voice: Hello, Alameda Slim! What can I do for you?
Slim: Today is Mikey's punishment. I want you to send his friends TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen and Gus to Mental People's Home! Why? Because they're always meddling with my friends and they cause trouble for me and my friends! Also, a midget girl Cornchip Girl is also on Mikey's side, can you send her to Mental People's Home as well?
Tina's voice: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll do it for you!
Slim: Thanks! Great! Thank you! Bye!
Slim put down his phone, and explained to Mikey.
Slim: Tina is going to send your friends to Mental People's Home!
Mikey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You will pay for this! I'll tell my parents on you!
Slim: Oh no you don't! You can't tell on me anymore! Eighth punishment: Grounding you! Mikey, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded forever! You know why? For giving my friend a nosebleed! You're being so mean to him! You're grounded with no more hanging out with your friends or going to fast food places for the rest of your pathetic life! Last punishment: Sending you to Timbuktu!
Mikey: No Slim! You can't do this to me! Please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slim: Too bad! I'm going to take you to my garage and stuff you in the trunk!
Slim picked up Mikey and carried him and he went home. Then he entered the garage and then he approached the trunk. He opened the trunk and stuffed Mikey in. He shut the door and then he pushed the trunk out of the garage and pushed it towards the road.
Slim: Time to phone the delivery company!
So Slim telephoned the delivery company.
Slim: Hello! This is Alameda Slim. I have left the trunk for you to take to Timbuktu. It's next to my house!
Delivery Man 1's voice: Okay, we'll do!
Slim: Great! Thank you! Bye!
Slim put down the phone.
Slim: Time to leave the trunk for the delivery men!
So Slim left the trunk and went back inside. Just then, the delivery van came and stopped. Two delivery men came out of their van and walked over to the trunk.
Delivery man 1: Well, Mac, this must be the trunk, eh?
Delivery man 2: Yup, and she goes all the way to Timbuktu. Heave.. ho!
Two delivery men carried the trunk and then they opened the doors and stuffed the trunk in. They closed the doors and then they got back on the truck. So they drove away, and Mikey was on his way to Timbuktu!
Then Slim sneaked out, and he cheered.
Slim: Yay! Mikey Blumberg is gone for good!
Back home, Diesel Slim and Kimberly Slim were furious with Slim.
Diesel Slim: Alameda Slim, how dare you give Mikey Blumberg a punishment day and send him to Timbuktu?!
Slim: But dad, he gave my friend Lou Strickland a nosebleed!
Kimberly Slim: You know you can't do that to Mikey! Now Mikey's gone to Timbuktu, thanks to you!
Diesel Slim: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week!
Kimberly Slim: Go to your room now!
Slim went to his room, crying.
Slim: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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