Beyond Blunderdome/Quotes

:Car Saleswoman: Thinking of saying goodbye to gas?
:Bart: You betcha! (burps)
:Marge: Bart! (farts) Well, that shut me up.
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:Lisa: I'm proud of you dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air and to protect the Earth's supply of…you're faking this to get the gift, aren't you?
:Homer: But I like the nice things you said about me.
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:Marge: Hey, we never opened that envelope to see what our gift is.
:Homer: We didn't? That's odd. Seems like we would've done that right after we left the car place.
:Marge: I know, but we didn't.
:Homer: [holds up envelope] Well, here it is, so we can open it and find out now.
:Marge: Perfect!
:Homer: [opens the envelope, and pulls out two movie tickets] Aw, movie tickets. That hardly seems worth destroying a car.
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:Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy, Marge. No different than me or Lenny.
:Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named "Sexiest Man Alive?"
:Homer: Hmmm, I'm not certain about Lenny...
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:Homer: Boring!
:Marge: It's not boring. He's passionate about government.
:Homer: At least the Jimmy Stewart version had the giant rabbit who ran the savings and loan.
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:Mel Gibson: I'm getting too old for this crap.
:Homer: How old ARE you, anyway?
:Mel Gibson: Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to....
:Homer: Sheesh, sorry I asked.
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:Mel Gibson: Come on, Homer; let's just give them the stupid movie!
:Homer: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny!
:Mel Gibson: That really wasn't my intention...
:Homer: Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time!
:Marge: It's true, he does!
:Mel Gibson:: Movies really mean that much to you, Homer?
:Homer: They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family.
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:Homer: I don't get it, Mel. How can you be so calm and cool? My stomach's full of vomiting butterflies!
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:Marge: Boy, that quiet engine sure makes conversation a lot easier.
:Homer: Yeah, and it's got a lot of other problems too.
:Lisa: Dad! You're headed for the harbor!
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:Mel Gibson: Mr. Simpson, I need your help.
:Homer: Huh?
:Mel Gibson:: I think you're right about my movie, and I want you to help me make it better.
:Homer: Really?, You want my help?, Marge, did you hear that? Mel Gibson wants my help! Mel Gibson!
:Lisa: But, Dad, I thought you hated
:Homer: Shut up.
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