2021 Power Rankings-Week 10

==Introduction==
Kenz is sick so I gotta blow through this like I blew through Headhunters on Tuesday. Sorry Pat. 
Trade deadline is 11/20 so act accordingly. 
==Matchup Recap==
*RIPDab gets a revenge victory and splits the season series with Pain Train (10-8). Next Matchup: N/A
*Sweet Dee gets a revenge victory and splits the season series with Duck Punchers (6-8). Next Matchup: N/A
*Papa's Posse gets a revenge victory and splits the season series with ma ma momma said (7-13). Next Matchup: N/A
*Stupid Idiots gets a revenge victory and splits the season series with Multiverse of Mattness (4-4). Next Matchup: N/A
*The Shotti Bunch snaps a three-game losing streak against Paddock 9 with a lackluster victory (9-5). Next Matchup: Week 13
==Stat Chat==
*Stupid Idiots is in first place for the first time in LOC history.
*Stupid Idiots breaks their franchise record for most consecutive regular season weeks scoring over 200 (7).
*Sweet Dee breaks the record for lowest point total for a winning team in LOC history.
==Lowest Point Totals by a Winning Team==
=== Regular Season ===
Team 	Year	Total Points
Sweet Dee 	2021	134.00
Pain Train 	2015	137.11
Brak and Yellow 	2011	141.07
Pain Train 	2011	148.63
bob's bananas 	2011	148.63
Paddock 9 	2011	151.07
ma ma momma said	2018	152.58
ma ma momma said	2011	156.23
RIPDab 	2014	156.39
Paddock 9 	2013	156.66
Paddock 9 	2013	158.78
Sweet Dee 	2015	160.40
===Post-Season===
Team 	Year	Total Points	Game Classification
Papa's Posse 	2013	152.96 	Consolation Tournament
Sweet Dee 	2016	158.24 	Consolation Tournament
Duck Punchers 	2018	160.34 	Champions Bracket
bob's bananas 	2011	165.50 	Consolation Tournament
Paddock 9 	2014	172.95 	Consolation Tournament
TEAM MANBEARPIG	2015	176.73 	Consolation Tournament
Pain Train 	2016	189.66 	Consolation Tournament
GaroppoblowMe 	2014	190.67 	Consolation Tournament
Sweet Dee 	2014	193.40 	Consolation Tournament
Big Sacks 	2011	194.52 	Consolation Tournament
Paddock 9 	2014	172.95 	Consolation Tournament
Sweet Dee 	2015	196.03 	Champions Bracket
IAMGROOT 	2014	199.35 	Champions Bracket
===Combined===
Team 	Year	Total Points	Game Classification
Sweet Dee 	2021	134.00 	Regular Season
Pain Train 	2015	137.11 	Regular Season
Brak and Yellow 	2011	141.07 	Regular Season
Pain Train 	2011	148.63 	Regular Season
bob's bananas 	2011	148.63 	Regular Season
Paddock 9 	2011	151.07 	Regular Season
ma ma momma said	2018	152.58 	Regular Season
Papa's Posse 	2013	152.96 	Post-Season
ma ma momma said	2011	156.23 	Regular Season
RIPDab 	2014	156.39 	Regular Season
Paddock 9 	2013	156.66 	Regular Season
Paddock 9 	2013	158.78 	Regular Season
==Absolute Standings==
Standings if Top Five Teams Won Each Week
Player 	Absolute Record	Actual Record
Duck Punchers 	7-2 	6-3
Ma ma momma said 	6-3 	5-4
RIPDab 	6-3 	5-4
The Shotti Bunch 	6-3 	5-4
Papa's Posse 	6-3 	4-5
Pain Train 	4-5 	4-5
The Stupid Idiots 	4-5 	6-3
Multiverse of Mattness	3-6 	5-4
Sweet Dee 	2-7 	4-5
Paddock 9 	1-8 	1-8
==Trade Tracker==
TRADE TRACKER: Woods/Sermon for CEH/Mooney
X 	Mattness 	Mattness	Paddock 9 	Paddock 9
X 	Points Scored	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week Four 	59.95 	W 	32.68 	L
Week Five 	11.48 	L 	34.60 	W
Week Six 	X 	W 	11.50 	L
Week Seven 	6.30 	W 	16.80 	L
Week Eight 	X 	W 	X 	L
Week Nine 	X 	L 	X 	L
Week Ten 	 	 	 	
Week Eleven 	 	 	 	
Per Player Average	15.55 	 	19.52 	
Total 	77.73 	4-2 	97.58 	1-5
Starts (Mattness):
*CEH: 2
*Mooney: 3
Starts (Paddock 9)
*Sermon: 1
*Woods: 4
Dumb.
TRADE TRACKER: Aiyuk/Ruggs for Gordon/Fuller
X 	Paddock 9 	Paddock 9	RIPDab 	RIPDab
X 	Points Scored	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week One 	38.48 	L 	0.70 	W
Week Two 	11.13 	L 	X 	W
Week Three 	21.9 	L 	X 	L
Week Four 	1.80 	L 	5.90 	L
Week Five 	X 	W 	X 	W
Week Six 	X 	L 	X 	L
Week Seven 	X 	L 	2.83 	W
Week Eight 	X 	L 	X 	L
Week Nine 	25.35 	L 	X 	3
Per Player Average	19.73 	 	3.14 	
Total 	98.66 	1-8 	9.43 	5-4
Starts (Paddock 9):
*Gordon: 4
*Fuller: 1
Starts (RIPDab)
*Aiyuk: 3
*Ruggs: 0
Aiyuk is back on Paddock 9? How!?
TRADE TRACKER: Hopkins/Williams for Kirk/Reagor
X 	Paddock 9 	Paddock 9	RIPDab 	RIPDab
X 	Points Scored	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week Five 	X 	W 	47.80 	W
Week Six 	X 	L 	22.10 	L
Week Seven 	X 	L 	20.10 	W
Week Eight 	10.20 	L 	13.00 	L
Week Nine 	X 	L 	X 	W
Week Ten 	 	 	 	
Week Eleven 	 	 	 	
Week Twelve 	 	 	 	
Week Thirteen 	 	 	 	
Per Player Average	10.20 	 	20.60 	
Total 	10.20 	1-4 	103 	3-2
Starts (Paddock 9):
*Kirk: 1
*Reagor: 0
Starts (RIPDab)
*Hopkins: 4
*Williams: 1
Hopkins was hurt last week and will be out again this week. Paddock 9 has repeatedly sent players to other teams for draft picks who have then gotten hurt. It's the perfect crime. 
TRADE TRACKER: J.D. McKissic for Dallas Goedert
X 	Ma ma momma said	Ma ma momma said	Multiverse of Mattness	Multiverse of Mattness
X 	Points Scored 	Result 	Points Scored 	Result
Week Six 	X 	W 	22.83 	W
Week Seven 	13.60 	W 	11.05 	W
Week Eight 	15.00 	L 	X 	W
Week Nine 	8.70 	L 	X 	L
Week Ten 	 	 	 	
Week Eleven 	 	 	 	
Week Twelve 	 	 	 	
Week Thirteen 	 	 	 	
Week Fourteen 	 	 	 	
Per Player Average	12.40 	 	16.94 	
Total 	37.20 	2-2 	33.08 	3-1
Starts (ma ma momma said):
*Dallas Goedert: 3
Starts (Multiverse of Mattness):
*J.D. McKissic: 2
TRADE TRACKER: A.Robinson for M.Davis
X 	ma ma momma said	ma ma momma said	Papa's Posse 	Papa's Posse
X 	Points Scored 	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week Five 	7.60 	L 	15.48 	L
Week Six 	10.70 	W 	X 	W
Week Seven 	4.00 	W 	1.75 	W
Week Eight 	X 	L 	X 	L
Week Nine 	X 	L 	X 	W
Week Ten 	 	 	 	
Week Eleven 	 	 	 	
Week Twelve 	 	 	 	
Week Thirteen 	 	 	 	
Per Player Average	7.43 	 	8.62 	
Total 	22.30 	2-3 	17.23 	3-2
Starts (ma ma momma said):
*Allen Robinson: 3
Starts (Papa's Posse):
*Mike Davis: 2
Feel the magic.
==Power Rankings - Week Ten==
===1(2). Ma ma momma said===
Momma is on a losing streak for the first time this season, but luckily they get a Sweet Dee team who passionately doesn't care what's going on. 
===2(3). The Stupid Idiots===
Just like that, Stupid Idiots is the team to beat. You got the sense that they were primed for a breakout season, and here we are. They won't have Chubb for the second time in three weeks, but that didn't hurt them last time. A heavy-weight matchup with Shotti can separate Stupid from the pack with four to play. 
===3(1). Duck Punchers===
Duck Punchers starting the week down close to 50 in projection only to be down 10 by game day is a small miracle, and one they really needed. They're being outscored by 4 points on the season by Stupid Idiots, who now has the inside track for the Commissioner's Cup. An upset win this week basically seals up a playoff spot. 
===4(5). RIPDab===
Nate Year back on? Tune in next week. 
===5(4). Pain Train===
No clue what is going on with this team. In the span of one conversation they go from tanking to asking for players. They've got the points advantage over Multiverse (the team directly above them in the standings) as well as Papa (the team below them). It seems like they have a better shot at the playoffs than both of those teams, but cannot decide whether to buy or sell at the deadline. 
===6(6). The Shotti Bunch===
The hits keep coming for Shotti Bunch as he loses Chase Edmonds to IR for the rest of the regular season. With any luck he'll be able to get him back for the playoffs, but he'll need a few more wins before he gets there. If anyone needs to work a big trade before the deadline, it's him. 
===7(7). The Multiverse of Mattness===
How is it possible for a team to be both the most screwed and the most lucky? It seems depending on the day, this team is either winning against a powerhouse by setting their worst possible lineup, or losing their second best wide receiver. The only other two teams who have failed to break 1800 points are tanking, but if they win this week they stay in a playoff position. Weird year. 
===8(8). Papa's Posse===
I keep forgetting that they won last week. And they beat the first place team. it just seems like Papa is a team no one pays any attention to or takes seriously. If they win this week they're 5-5, same as probably Pain Train and Commish and Shotti. He's just as much in this as everyone else, it just doesn't feel real. 
===9(9). Sweet Dee===
Plenty of time and favorable matchups left for Sweet Dee to make an improbable playoff run. They are only a small underdog this week and have matchups remaining against Paddock 9 as well as the three 5-4 teams above them in the standings. 
===10(10). Paddock 9===
All Paddock 9 is good for at this point is nabbing players off waivers and then selling them for profit. 
==Matchup of the Week - Old vs. New Regime==
Shotti vs. Stupid Idiots. Changing of the guard? We'll see.