Invite

Invite is the first episode of And Then There Were None.
==Transcript==
[Episode starts with Patrick wathcing TV while Spongebob is surfing the internet.]]
Spongebob: God Dammit! Every time I try to find a good porn video, I just get a bunch of c**ks everywhere.
Patrick: Don't pretend you don't like it Spongebob.
Spongebob: F*** you, you fat pink sack of shit.
Patrick: So what are we doing tonight?
Spongebob: I don't know... I think Larry is having a party.
Patrick: I'm down. Who's bringing the goods?
[Computer says: "You got a mail"]
Patrick: Sounds like you've got mail bitch.
Spongebob: I'm starting to question why you're my best friend.
[Patrick burps]
Spongebob: Hmm, this is interesting. Yo Patrick, come to see this.
[Screen shows Spongebob's email with invite message]
Spongebob: I can't believe it... I've finally been recognized for my accomplishments!
Patrick: What accomplishments?
Spongebob: It says you can bring along one friend. I gues I'm stuck with you.
Patrick: Ouch... 8AM? That's kind of early for me...
Spongebob: It doesn't says the date of flight. I guess it's tomorrow morning.
Patrick: So we can't go to Larry's party tonight?
Spongebob: Not a chance... I'm not risking the chance of oversleeping.
[Patrick goes away, then Spongebob plays horse porn video]
[Next scene showing Spongebob and Patrick at the airport.]
Receptionist: Can I help you?
Spongebob: We are here for the private flight #7
Receptionist: Oh... Umm... Okay it's right down the hallway, behind you.
Receptionist: It's almost 8AM, you better get to your plane.
Spongebob: Okay thanks!
Patrick: Stupid underpaid virgin...
[Scene is showing the plane landing on island.]
Spongebob: Well... we're here. The plain is leaving already?
Patrick: I hope this was a good ide Spongebob, because that was a one way ticket.
Spongebob: Since when did you become the source of reason and logic?
Patrick: I think we're supposed to go into that house over there.
[Scene showing Spongebob and Patrick knocking on the door, then Stan (South Park) opens the door]
Stan: Who are you?
Spongebob: I'm Spongebob Squarepants, this is Patrick Star, we were invited to this island through email by a guy name Kal.
Stan: Oh, you too?
Spongebob: Huh? What do you mean? You're not Kal McBurney?
Stan: No
Patrick: Why are we having this conversation with a 1st grader?
Stan: 4th!
Spongebob: Can we just come in please?
Stan: I hope you're not bringing that fat pink lard.
Patrick: South Park sucks balls.
Spongebob: What's South Park?
Patrick: It's...
Stan: It's nothing. Just come inside and meet everybody else.
[Scene showing Peter, Brian, Courage, Homer, Bart, Kyle Stan , Spongebob, Patrick and Eustace]
Peter Griffin: Well, look who's here.
Eustace: Oh great! More? I though for once I actually won something.
Spongebob: What the hell is going on here? Which one of you is our host?
Stan: We don't know. All of us were invited here just like you.
Brian Griffin: There's got to be a logical explanation for all of this. I'm going to be honest. Peter has done nothing to deserve something like this.
Peter: F*** you Brian. I hate you so much.
Spongebob: I just don't understand. Where is the man who invited us here?
Stan: We don't know dude.
Patrick: Well then stop being a buch of idiots and split up. We nreed to find that guy. You two yellow guys, search upstairs.
Homer: You go it boss.
Spongebob: Boss?
Patrick: And you old man, take your dumb dog and check the basement.
Eustace: Now all of a sudden I'm taking orders from a fat sea creature? Come on you stupid dog. Let's go.
Kenny McCormick: mphh mphh simph ofmph tmaph?
Brian: what?
Stan: He asked if he can have a sip of your martini.
Brian: Um.. you understand that?
Stan: Yeah!
Brian: Well I guess you can have this one. I haven't had any yet. In fact I just found this along with others on the dining room table.
[Scene showing Kenny drinking martini]
Spongebob: Umm.. I'm all for underage drinking, but isn't he a little too young?
Patrick: You shut up or the glass goes up your ass.
Spongebob: Patrick, what's happening to you?
[Kenny drinks martini, then dies.]
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Spongebob: Holy shit!
Stan: You're supposed to say "You bastard"
Brian: I- I- I swear I didn't do anything to the drink. Peter, why are you still smiling?
Peter: I DON'T KNOW!
[Ending credits]
Category:Spin-Offs
Category:Episodes