Return of the Calzoniverse Part 3

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Return of the Calzoniverse Part 3," where DJ Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining traditional and original Christmas music. He loses Matt to a grocery store, meets a notable citizen and learns more about Jesus. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Dillon Minacci is alone at the studio and about to start the show when he gets a call from Matt Fox, who is tied up grocery shopping for vegan corndogs. Dillon makes him detail the names of the grocery stores that he has tried to visit, but they're all closed since Christmas falls on December 22 in the Calzoniverse.
Before Dillon can start the show he is interrupted by Mindi Glass, who saw the large "on air" sign lit up outside the studio. Mindi is the soon-to-be ex-wife of Godfrey Glass – who she calls God – and the co-creator of cling wrap windows. Dillon is confused that this universe doesn't use normal glass for windows, and Mindi points out all the reasons why glass is a terrible medium. Mindi has recently hired Jude Law to represent her in her divorce.
Mindi further details what she celebrates during the holiday season, and it comes to light that the Calzoniverse is younger than 2,000 years, and Jesus Christ is a modern-day figure who just went into the cave five years ago.
Mindi lives in a 18 bedroom, 42 bathroom mansion with Godfrey, and she claims that her husband stole her idea for cling wrap windows. She has a new idea that she is hesitant to share on air, but it's flavored gum. She also might have had an affair with Jonny Calzone, who she said was there for her during tough times in her marriage.
Mindi has never thrown up, never had a crash and never had a negative thought. She was also born in a cave.
They decide the genres complement.
==Featured Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Mindi Glass
==Featured Music==
Cody Wright - "Rapmaster Rocket Racket"