Jared Alastair Turd

Jared Alastair "Jar" Turd (Born 16 May 2000) is Kyle Turd's older brother.
== History ==
Jared has a younger brother named Kyle, who moved to Lower Duck Pond on 14 March 2019. Kyle currently lives in the apartment at 33 YeeYee Road with his there pets, one of it given by Jared.
Jared’s father is the notorious robber of Upper Duck Pond, infamously as “Robber Turd”. Kyle and Jared never got to see their father at all, for his arrest was publicly filmed on 1 April 1980. The Shelbyville Sentinel newsletter company published about the incident in their 24 August 1980 paper.
Sources claimed that he would egg neighbour houses with his brother when he was eleven. They managed to escape in time before the police arrived. 
On 27 January 2012, Kyle got into a massive fight with the school bull, Xavier, resulting in a vertical scar on his left eye. He nearly killed Xavier. Ever since that incident, Kyle started becoming mentally unstable. He would suffer from countless nightmares when he slept. Jared was concerned for his younger brother and thus brought him to seek professional help. 
Jared used most of his pocket savings to give Kyle a pet ball python, Snek, during his 12th birthday. 
Jared represented his high school in countless debates competitions. He soon became Debate Club President inevitably. He pursued political sciences and continued developing his passions of debating in his college years.
On Kyle’s 17th birthday, Jared and Kyle got into a heated argument which ended with Jared kicking Kyle out of their house. He told Kyle to scram off and never look for him again. From then on, Kyle decided to move into Lower Duck Pond and the two brothers never met again. Jared regretted what he had done and could not forgive himself.
== Lower Duck Pond Shenanigans ==
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== Personality ==
Jared is the school jock. He is super popular and very charismatic. Jared has a natural affinity for words and loves to argue, thriving in debates. Despite his popularity, he is a down-to-earth person who cares deeply for his younger brother. 
== Trivia==
# Jared Alastair "Jar" Turd was created on 14 March 2019 by Reddit user, u/Reeeeeeeeeeeepostt. 
# Jared Alastair "Jar" Turd's birthday is 16 May 2000, the cake day of creator's first Reddit account.
# The surname Turd was inspired by Rupert Murnane's public pooping comments in the subreddit.
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