Dork Diaries: Tales From a NOT-SO-Best Friend Forever

== Tuesday, July 1 ==
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I’m going to have the MOST EXCITING SUMMER EVER!! SQUEEEEEEE 🙂!!!
I was in my school’s talent show last fall and the judge was Trevor Chase, a music producer who works with all the biggest POP STARS! He’s a graduate of my school, Westchester Country Day. And get this! He actually selected ME and my GROUP to be the opening act for the BAD BOYZ, a world-famous boy band! 
We’ll be joining them on their national tour for one month. It’s a DREAM come true! Any minute now Trevor Chase will be calling ME to confirm our spot on the tour! SQUEEEEE 🙂!!
So I have my cell phone right here next to me while I’m writing in my-Hey! What the...?!!
OMG! WHERE IS MY CELL PHONE?! IT DISAPPEARED 🙁!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!...
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”BRIANNA?!”
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“Hello? You’re NOT Princess Sugar Plum! Sorry, dude, wrong number!”
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“OMG! PLEASE GIVE ME THE PHONE! THAT’S A SUPER IMPORTANT CALL!”
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”No! I need it to talk to Princess Sugar Plum!“
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”HAND OVER MY PHONE NOW!”
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”BRIANNA! COME BACK HERE WITH MY PHONE!”
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”NOOOOO!!”
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Okay, this is REALLY bad!
I can’t believe I actually missed Trevor’s call. By the time I got the phone back from Brianna, he had hung up! 
Trevor wants to set up a meeting with the members of my band and our parents to review the tour schedule and sign contracts! ASAP! 
But thanks to my BRATTY sister, Brianna, he’ll NEVER call back, because he probably thinks he has the WRONG NUMBER!
OMG! I just had the most HORRIBLE thought!
WHAT IF TREVOR REPLACES US WITH ANOTHER BAND AS THE OPENING ACT 🙁?!!
This COULD NOT be happening to me! I was hoping it was just another really bad NIGHTMARE and any minute I would wake up in my bed and it would be over! 
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But then I realized I was totally overreacting.
I needed to remain COOL and CALM and handle this problem like a MATURE young adult!
I hurried back to my bedroom with my phone. Only this time I LOCKED the door so Brianna wouldn’t attempt to SNEAK into my room and totally DESTROY my LIFE! AGAIN 🙁!
Then I made a brilliant plan to fix everything, including a backup plan B an an emergency plan C.
STEP 1: Call Trevor Chase, explain that I just missed his call, and let him know how SUPERexcited my band is about the upcoming tour,
STEP 2: Pretend I don’t know anything whatsoever about the CRAZY MANIAC who HUNG UP on him!
PROBLEM SOLVED 🙂!! 
I took a deep breath, gripped my phone, and nervously dialed his number. 
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”Hello, this is Trevor Chase. I’m not available right now and am out of the office on vacation. Please leave a message, and I’ll get back to you as soon as I return. Thanks!”
NO PROBLEM 🙂! Now it was time to implement my PLAN B! Just leave a detailed MESSAGE! 
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”Beep-Beep! I’m sorry, but this voice mail box is currently full. Please try again later. Good-bye!“
NO PROBLEM 🙂! Now it was time to implement my EMERGENCY PLAN C!...
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Have a TOTAL MELTDOWN and ASK that deep philosophical QUESTION young people have struggled to answer since the beginning of time!...
”WHY IS MY LIFE A BUCKET OF PUKE?!“
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JUST GREAT 🙁!! 
Who could possibly be thinking about a VACATION at a time like this?! Doesn’t this man REALIZE that he needs to take care of important business matters before it’s too late?! WHERE are his PRIORITIES?! 
Unfortunately, unless I somehow get in touch with Trevor Chase really soon, it looks like my band and I WON’T be opening for the BAD BOYZ this summer! 
Hey! Maybe it’s NOT too late for me to change my mind and go on that PARIS trip I turned down for this band tour. If I’m 3,599 miles away on another continent, I WON’T have to break the very BAD news to my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, that I’ve DESTROYED their DREAM of touring with the Bad Boyz! 
And if THAT wasn’t savage enough, I’ve RUINED their summer and TRAUMATIZED them for life!!