Battle of the Squids (Transcript)

Narrator: Ahhh it is a beautiful morning in Bikini Bottom and we see Squidward watching TV.
Squaidward: I wonder what is on the news.
News Reporter: Now the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom is Squilliam Fancyson's house.
Squidward: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!
(Squidward dials a phone number)
Squilliam: Hello?
Squidward: Lets battle. The winner is the one that has the fanciest house.
Squilliam: Do you really think you can beat me?
Squidward: Yes.
(Squidward makes an elevator and fountain that does not have water. Instead it has juice and tells him what he did)
Squilliam: I am coming to see your house.
Squidward: AAAAAA what do I do?
(SpongeBob and Patrick get in to Squidward's house)
Squidward: Oh no.
Patrick: Touching stuff, touching stuff.
SpongeBob: me too, me too.
Squidward: Go home! Squilliam is coming in 5 minutes.
(SpongeBob and Patrick did not hear him)
(The phone rings)
Squidward: Hello?
Squilliam: I am bringing the news over.
Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SpongeBob and Patrick do something but we can't see them because they are making smoke when they do what ever they are doing)
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Squilliam comes but his eyes are closed)
News Reporter: T-this is the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom.
Squilliam and Squidward: What?
Squidward: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!
Squilliam: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
(SpongeBob and Patrick made the house look like some rich guy's house)
Squilliam: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
SpongeBob and Patrick: If the house does not have anything fancy we make everything. And in reverse.
Squidward: If Squilliams house has everythng fancy then... Go help Squilliam with his house.
SpongeBob and Patrick: OK!
Squilliam: Really, OK then lets go.
Squidward: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
written by Fupo in the old days.
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