O Justice, Where Art Thou?

O Justice, Where Art Thou? is the twelfth episode of SBFW Campsite, and the second episode of season two.
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with an outside shot of Dan writing an episode for a spin-off while NotJoe watches)
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NotJoe: So explain to me why you won’t allow me to see this episode you have in the works?
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Dan: I already told you, I want it to be a surprise.
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NotJoe: What about Purps? He runs Total Drama SBFW, does he know about this episode?
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Dan: Well he knows the title. I’ve refused to give him any more information.
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NotJoe: Will you give me more information?
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Dan: Nah.
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NotJoe: I see.
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(Dan hears the door to SBCA’s cabin open and closes his laptop instantly)
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SBCA: SHUT UP GUYS IT’S 2:30 AM!
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Dan: NO!
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SBCA: SHOULD I COME OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU SHUT UP?
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Dan: NO!
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SBCA: THEN SHUT UP! SOME OF US WANT SOME SLEEP! JEEZ!
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Dan: OKAY! Well you heard him NotJoe, shut up!
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NotJoe: I literally hate you so much.
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Dan: I hate you too. Now let me get back to writing. 
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(Dan starts writing again)
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Dan: Yes, yes, YES, YES, OH YES!
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SBCA: SHUT UP!
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Dan: Fine.
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(Dan finishes the episode. The following morning, Dan sends the episode to everybody at camp. All of a sudden, there’s a loud banging at his door)
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Dan: Huh? NotJoe I thought you paid the electric bill.
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NotJoe: What bill? Dan we’re at a camp you idiot, how high were you yesterday?
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Dan: Pretty high. 
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NotJoe: Fair.
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Fandom Officer: OPEN THIS DOOR!
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Dan: Okay!
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(Dan opens the door and a bunch of angry Fandom staff followed by Purps, SBCA, Red Dragon, Joey, Matchy, and Vanessa enter in)
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Fandom Officer: Well?
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Dan: What? Did you guys come to compliment my latest masterpiece?
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Vanessa: YOU CALL THAT SHIT A MASTERPIECE?!
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Red Dragon: Dude that was seriously messed up. Like you write some pretty messed up shit, but that takes the cake. 
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Purps: I gave you a second chance to solo write and you give me THIS?
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Dan: Guys I really don’t see the issue here.
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Fandom Officer: What you wrote was the single most disturbed episode since Back to Hell (Not the Fanon Wiki)! 
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Matchy: I didn’t even realize it was possible to top that Dan!
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Dan: I didn’t realize it was possible to conceal a load every day in class but hey, you still do it anyways.
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(Cut to Dan at court)
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Dan: So uh Mr. Judge man do I get a lawyer?
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Judge: yes. And that’s MRS. Judge to you.
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Dan: OHHHH shit I’m sorry your sheer ugliness made me think there was no way you could be a woman. Hey does anybody want to be my lawyer? Purps?
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Purps: No.
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Dan: Matchy?
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Matchy: HELL no.
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Dan: Bot?
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Bot: Dan you’ve committed an atrocity. 
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Dan: Cici?
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Cici: You know what, what the hell! 
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(Everybody looks at Cici)
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Cici: Promise to listen to music with me later?
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Dan: To get me out of jail time? Hell yeah!
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(A few minutes later)
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Mrs. Judge: So Cici, have you ever actually read Sexy Time?
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Cici: Well Mrs. Judge I believe that’s beside the point here. My client has never done anything wrong in his entire life up to this point. 
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Mrs. Judge: (hands Cici a copy of Sexy Time) say that again after reading this.
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Dan’s Mom: Yeah you tell him Mrs. Judge!
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Dan: Mom?
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Dan’s Mom: Hi son. You’ve committed a crime against humanity and I’m considering disowning you.
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Dan: Dammit!
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Dan’s Dad: Son I’m sorry but it’s true.
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Dan: You too dad? Really?
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Cici: HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I JUST READ?!
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Dan: It’s amazing, I know.
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Cici: I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING MORE VILE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! I QUIT AS YOUR LAWYER!
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Dan: But we’re still listening to music later, right?
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Cici: Helllll no.
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Mrs. Judge: Then it’s decided. Dan, you’re being exiled from the camp!
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Dan: Oh fu-
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(Cut to SBCA’s cabin where him, Jasbre, Granite, and SeemsGood are arguing over which board game to play)
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Jasbre: For the last time, let’s just play Monopoly!
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SBCA: Jasbre, Monopoly is for normies. The Game of Life is where it’s at!
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SeemsGood: Stop it SBCA, we all know Chutes and Ladders is far superior.
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Granite: Boys boys boys, Dungeons and Dragons is really the best game here.
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SeemsGood: Why don’t we just combine all four games like in that one SpongeBob episode?
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SBCA: That’s a dumb idea.
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Jasbre: SeemsGood are you feeling alright?
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SeemsGood: I hate you all.
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Granite: Woah I just zoned out hard for a second there. Hey guys to solve this problem why don’t we just combine all four games like in that one SpongeBob episode?
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Jasbre: Great idea Granite!
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SBCA: I love that.
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SeemsGood: EXCUSE ME GUYS I JUST SUGGESTED THAT!
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Jasbre: Did you?
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SBCA: Really SeemsGood? Trying to take credit for Granite’s genius idea?
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SeemsGood: AHHHHHH-
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(A montage shows the four creating this absolutely insane game)
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Jasbre: And the last ladder goes here to connect Park Place to a paycheck spot and we’re done!
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SBCA: Neat! So what are we going to call this?
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Granite: I’ve got it...Dullards and Doofuses!
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SeemsGood: I hate this.
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(Cut to Dan walking away from the camp with a backpack)
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Dan: Exile me will they? All because I’m the best writer? HMPH! Hey wait where am I?
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(Dan is completely lost in the forest)
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Dan: No matter, I’ll just-
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(Dan slips and falls down a literal waterfall, then smacks his head on a mushroom infested rock; he wakes up in a blue forest)
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Dan: Huh? Why is the forest blue now? No matter, I’ll keep going anyways!
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(Dan bumps into the hobo from S1x03)
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Dan: You?
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Hobo: You?
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Dan: What are you doing out here?
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Hobo: I think the better question is what are YOU doing out here?
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Dan: Walking.
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Hobo: Oh, I see. 
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Dan: So what’s your story?
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Hobo: Just living my life.
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Dan: Cool. So uh do you want to hear why I left camp?
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Hobo: No idea what you mean but sure.
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Dan: So basically I wrote an episode which nobody liked, and they drove me off.
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Hobo: Can I see the episode?
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Dan: Sure!
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(Dan hands the hobo a copy of the episode)
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Dan: So what do you think?
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(The hobo runs away)
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Dan: Oh. Okay then.
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(Dan passes out and wakes up next to an old man who’s meditating while levitating)
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Dan: Huh? Who are you?
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Man: My name is Arman. Who might you be?
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Dan: Hi, I’m Dan. I think I’m supposed to be here to ask for advice.
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Arman: Okay, how may I be of service?
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Dan: Well I wrote this really great episode but nobody likes it for some reason!
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Arman: That’s horrible! My advice to you is simple: destroy your enemies with a sand robot. It worked for me!
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Dan: Cool! Hey, do you want to see the episode? I want a fresh opinion.
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Arman: Okay young one.
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(Dan hands Arman a copy of Sexy Time)
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Arman: What is this unholy creation?
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Dan: Huh?
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Arman: THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY! 
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(Arman has a heart attack and dies, then Dan actually wakes up)
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Dan: Huh? Oh it was just a dream. Well I’ll still take his great advice. 
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(Cut to SBCA, Jasbre, Granite, and SeemsGood attempting to figure out how to play the game they’ve created)
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Granite: oh no if I roll doubles again I won’t be able to make it to the next stop so I can choose if I want to go down the Family Path or Back to College because I’ll go to jail and have to start by the red monopoly spaces again!
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(Granite rolls two 20 sided dice and they both read 16)
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Granite: DAMMIT! 
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SBCA: Okay so if I screw up this roll I lose 5 HP to the dragon which also means I’ll have to remove my pegs from the car and AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Everybody snaps and start playing the game really fast)
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Jasbre: Hey you owe me Park Place, SeemsGood!
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SeemsGood: YOU PAID ME WITH LIFE CURRENCY NOT MONOPOLY MONEY!
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SBCA: DOES IT EVEN MATTER?
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SeemsGood: YES IT DOES!
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(Bot and Lock are walking and talking and see the insanity inside of the cabin, so they enter)
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Lock: What’s going on in here?
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SeemsGood: Jasbre won’t be so kind as to give me my FUCKING MONOPOLY MONEY!
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Jasbre: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP SEEMSGOOD MORE LIKE SEEMSBAD!
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(SeemsGood tackles Jasbre)
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Bot: Woah okay then. 
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Lock: Do you have the goods?
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Bot: You know I always do.
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(Bot puts a pill bottle with oddly shaped pills inside on the center of the confusing mess of a board game)
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SBCA: Hey guys look, a new game piece! 
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Granite: The top opens and gives you snacks!
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(Granite ingests everything in the bottle)
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Granite: Oh man, I suddenly don’t feel so good.
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(Granite throws up)
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Bot: Ewwwww!
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(Bot and Lock start slapping the four until they return to normal)
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Jasbre: What happened?
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Bot: You got a little too competitive in this mess of a board game. Hey by the way, can we join?
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Lock: pleaseeeee
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SBCA: Sure.
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Lock: I’ll be the blue van!
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Bot: I CALL THIMBLE!
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Jasbre: Nobody wants to be the thimble. 
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Bot: The thimble is a symbol of power.
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(At that exact moment, a loud thud is heard outside and a gigantic robotic leg comes into view)
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Dan: HI EVERYONE!
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[Boss of Me by They Might Be Giants starts playing]
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Dan: I’M BACK!
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Purps: Hey you! Stop right there!
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Dan: Why?
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(Dan smacks Purps away)
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Dan: TIME TO WREAK HAVOC!
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Gumball: Stop!
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Dan: I’ll only stop if you guys let me back into the camp!
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NotJoe: After that abomination of an episode you made, we’ll not be letting you back for a while.
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Dan: GRRRRR!
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(Dan charges through the camp and starts destroying even more)
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Purps: Okay stop!
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Dan: Fine.
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(The robot explodes but Dan inexplicably escapes)
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Purps: Dammit, we lost him. 
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Polar: Wait wut
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Purps: Well Dan’s gone, should we go find him?
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Polar: Nah, he’ll be back.
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Purps: Also where the hell did you come from?
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(Part of the robot falls from the sky and lands directly on the board game being played)
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Bot: NO!
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Jasbre: SHIT!
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Granite: what the FUCK-
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Jasbre: Granite!
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Granite: I’LL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS, I’LL KILL THEM!
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(Cut to Purps finding Dan wandering through the woods)
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Dan: Oh hey Purps.
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Purps: You just went on a rampage and your first response is “oh hey?”
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Dan: Yeah.
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Purps: Alright. So um can you not cause any more insane controversies?
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Dan: Fine. You win this round amigo.
'''
(Dan walks away; cut back to the ruined board game)
'''
Bot: Well this party died.
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Granite: Who won?
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Jasbre: Clearly I did because my piece is the only thing still left.
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Bot: Fair enough.
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SBCA: Yeah okay that works.
'''
Bot: WAIT NO!
(Camera fades to black, music starts coming to and end, and the four can be heard bickering in the background)
== Trivia ==
* This episode was originally supposed to release a week earlier, but was pushed back due to production issues. 
* This was one of the earliest conceived S2 episodes.
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