Alien vs. Lord Garmadon

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Wyldstyle: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, going on tour! Today's stop: the Mos Eisley Cantina!
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa lost. Can yousa find Jedi and Annie?
Wyldstyle: You mean Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Anakin Skywalker? Then you're supposed to be in Mos Espa, not Mos Eisley.
Jar Jar Binks: Oh. Mesa really lost.
Lord Garmadon: Get lost!
Jar Jar Binks: But…
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK
Wyldstyle: Is it really necessary to turn him into a barber pole?
Lord Garmadon: Hey, as long as I have this doodad, it is. Besides, the sky's the limit for creativity.
Lord Business: HEY! I thought I banned creativity!
Wyldstyle: Did you know that you have to be creative to stop creativity?
Lord Business: AAARGH! Foiled again!
Wyldstyle: Haha. Invizable has been missing all morning, so here is our new ref, Tee-Vee!
Everyone nearby: TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!
Amset-Ra: All right, now, let's enter.
As soon as they enter, the cantina music begins playing.
Cantina Owner: HEY! We don't serve droids here!
Amset-Ra: Well, technically, Tee-Vee is not a droid, and you're not serving him. He is just-
Clink!
Amset-Ra: You have a trap door?!
Cantina Owner: Yup.
Invizable: Hi, guys. I was just checking out the local bowling alley.
Cantina Owner: Mos Eisley has a bowling alley?
Invizable: Opened today.
Cantina Owner: …How weird is that…
Wyldstyle: Let's get down to business, shall we? On the left side of the cantina is the underestimated underdog, Alien.
Alien: Neither of those traits suit me, Garmadon!
Wyldstyle: On the right side of the cantina is the overestimated overcat, Lord Garmadon!
Lord Garmadon: What's an overcat?
Wyldstyle: The Fighter of the Week is Jek-14, and the User of the Week is Schtickman, for adding many of the Ultra Agents pictures!
Rudo Villano: Grrr!
Señor Palomar: He doesn't like you.
Axel: Um… a little help here?
Señor Palomar: I don't like you either.
Axel: You don't?
Señor Palomar: You better watch yourself. We're wanted men.
Wyldstyle: And now, a word from Axel.
Axel: HEEEEELP!
Wyldstyle: That's not what I meant.
Amset-Ra: Corona!
BZZZZZZZZZNNNNNN… Sizzle
Axel: Thanks! I'm voting for Lord Garmadon, as Alien is just a pushover.
Alien: What?
Wyldstyle: Remember, the winner fights AntiMatter, who is back at the UAMHQ removing the Sea Cow and cleaning up.
Alien: Ohhh nooo! Not AntiMatter!
Alien flees.
Amset-Ra: OH COME ON! WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE MATCH, COWARD!
KA-BOOM ZARK ZARK ZARK BOOOOOM!
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Wyldstyle: Well, there goes the cantina, and Garmadon with it.
Alien: Nothing the ETX Alien Mothership can't handle!
Alien Queen: When did I give you permission to fly that thing?!
Amset-Ra: End tramsmission.
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Category:Season 1
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