The Iconic-Todaro Family Go To Buffalo Wild Wings For Giuseppe's 29th Birthday

== Transcript ==
Paula: "Giuseppe, we are going to Buffalo Wild Wings for your birthday but you will not be getting any birthday cake when we get home and no monkey business.
(at Buffalo Wild Wings)
Giuseppe: "WHERE IS THE FOOD??"
Paula: "Don't get antsy, Giuseppe. The food will be here soon."
5 minutes later...
Giuseppe: (mumbles) "I'VE BEEN WAITING 5 MINUTES NOW AND I AM STILL HUNGRY!!"
Paula: "Come on Giuseppe! Don't get mad on your birthday!!"
Giuseppe: "I WANT MY FOOD!!"
=== Giuseppe's Outburst ===
[A family is eating food]
Giuseppe: "RAWR!!"
[Giuseppe punches the table]
Giuseppe: "F**** SPANKING!!!"
[Spanks another family]
[The Birou-Jennings Family are also having dinner]
Orla: "I thought we would never see you again!!"
Giuseppe: "Yeah, but I am going to do something different!!"
[Giuseppe flips them off]
Nicole: "HEY!! Go away!!"
[The Kirochu Family are also having dinner]
Orla: "Oh my word!! Giuseppe, Why did you do that?
[The Heart Family are also having dinner]
Giuseppe: "HEY!!" (bellows)
[Giuseppe shakes Nora's highchair, Nora cries]
[a 17-year-old black teenager and his friend are having dinner]
Giuseppe: "SUPRISE!!"
Giuseppe: (growls) "I HATE EVERYBODY!!!"
17-year old Teenager: "He hates everybody." (laughs)
[Giuseppe calms down]
Waiter: "Hey there, what's wrong?"
Giuseppe: "I AM HUNGRY!!" (sucks his thumb)
Waiter: "Don't be sad!! You're food will be here in a few minutes!!"
Few seconds later...
Waiter: “Here’s the food!!”
Giuseppe: “Oh goodie!!”
=== Aftermath ===
Paula: “I am very mad at you Giuseppe!! You caused some trouble at Buffalo Wild Wings!!
Paula: “HERE’S YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT, YOU NOW NEED TO WRITE A 500-PAGE ESSAY!!!
Giuseppe: “There is no way I am doing that!!
[Paula and Giuseppe here police sirens]
Police Officer: “Uh, Is this your house?
Paula: “YES!!”
Police Officer: “GIUSEPPE TODARO, YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR RUNNING AMOK!!! GET IN THE POLICE CAR NOW!!!
Giuseppe: “NO!!”
[Paula takes Giuseppe's arm to the police car]
=== Giuseppe's Escape and Paula's disappearance ===
News reporter: Public menace Giuseppe Pablo Todaro escaped police car after a freak scene Buffalo Wild Wings when a train ran over police car and broke the police officer's arm. And to make matters worse Paula Iconic disappeared without a trace.
=== Paula Discovered ===
[Myles heard pained noises and went into the attic. There he finds Paula mutilated, but still alive.]
Myles: [gasp in shock] Mom?
News reporter: Breaking news, Paula has been found, and boy she doesn't look good!
Paula: [traumatized] Waaaaahahahaaa! It hurts so much! I don't see Giuseppe and his siblings come until it was too late.
Police Officer: SO! It was all Giuseppe's fault, is it?
=== At court ===
Judge: Since Paula is in pretty bad shape AND I see blood on ALL TWELVE hands of yours, I hereby sentence ALL OF YOU to wear diapers for a SOLID MONTH! Bailiff, TAKE THEM AWAY!
Giuseppe: (crying) Waaaahahahaa! My birthday is ruined!
Stacie: There's gotta be an escape!
Angelo: Now, look what you've done! You made Giuseppe cry!
Marshall: How could you?
Giovanni: You ruined my brother's birthday, you poopy heads!
Pietro: YEAH! Have you no shame?
Paula: [still crying from pain, but now smiling] You want to act like a baby, then THAT is what you are.
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