Pokémon is Love, Shiny Pidgey is Life

>be me
>be 8
>have gf
>have pokémon
>gonna watch a movie
>plays pokémon while waiting
>gf walks in when a shiny pidgey appears
>HOLY SHIT.
>gf starts yelling about how I care more about pokémon
>I try and get her away
>grabs pokémon in ds
>smashes it
>be angry
>flailing arms
>backhand gf
>gf runs from the battle
>life ruined
>bury my ds
>rip shiner pidger
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