Big Steel

Tredrak Fifteen Viktrat, known as Big Steel in the bartending scene, is an 8ft tall Klak bartender who works at the Thirsty Zuma Saloon in Tytuvan Station.
==History==
Big Steel went online on June 5th, 2828 on planet Klak Anon IV. He originally took the position of a warrior for his kind's military forces, but eventually switched his prime directive to sociology and bar service. He has been a bartender for over 100 years.
==Personality==
He has masculine programming and can be rather mischievous. He understands organic emotions somewhat better than an average Klak, but he still becomes confused fairly regularly. For example, he commonly associates flirtation with signs of drug abuse. He has a decent grasp of the concept of jokes and tends to burst out into intense roaring laughter before stopping sharply after a few seconds. It is that understanding, as well as other personable social skills, which make him a valued bartender. However, he will not hesitate to give unruly patrons what-for; he utilizes one of his many drink spouts for spewing crushed roaches on those he deems to be a problem.
==Chassis==
Big Steel has a specialized structure that has many internal features to help him with bartending. Outwardly, he appears to be a humanoid with a full-body suit of armor and a helmet with glowing strips of light for a visor. Inwardly, he possesses a vast network of tubes; spigots; refrigeration units; racks for mugs and glasses; conveyors; and containers for a plethora of beverage ingredients. He also has gravitic manipulation units within his body that he uses to direct the flow of liquids in elaborate shapes and paths in the air as they mix before being funneled into a mug. Oftentimes, these liquids will emit from his face, ears, hands, and arms, leading to the entertainment and disgust of many.
==Quotes==
Thirsty Zuma Saloon, July 13, 3020
*Tantrius's ears flick back and he shows a scowl like someone just bit his tail. "Mother ((expletive)) THAT WAS ZENNA! ((EXPLETIVE))!" He grabs a random beer bottle from the counter and chucks it at the bar, but accidentally nails Big Steel on the head. He looks up and his eyes go wide. "Uhm..."
*Big Steel stares at Tantrius, his glowing visor flickering almost like an eyelid was twitching underneath. He promptly grabs Tantrius and pulls him over the counter, then pins him to the floor and coats him with liquified roach innards, then throws him out of the bar clear across the room. "Come again soon! :D "
*Tantrius flies in the air screaming "HOLY ((EXPLETIVE))!" He activates his suit thruster but its too late as he hits a table almost 30 feet away and slides off to the floor, covered in roach guts and unconscious.
*Big Steel: You don't mess with the STEEL. *long pause* Drinks, anyone?
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