Anubis

Anubis is the Egyptian god of DIE, who lives like Elon Musk in the underworld (because he's a nepo baby). Contrary to popular belief (especially by furries) he is not an anthropomorphic jackal, he is a human man with a jackal's head. Anubis always emphasizes this in conversation, trying not to come off as cringe (which he claims to be "deathly allergic" to). 
Due to his hatred of cringe, he hates Juno and the That's Discussing! podcast, and has tried to get it banned. He has a YouTube channel called Anubis Reviews, in which he just talks smack about random stuff he hates (not even in an entertaining way), completely dedicated to being "anti-cringe". He's tried (and failed) to start beef with Jasper Rolls, which ended with King Ramses having to step in and tell Anubis to, and I quote, "calm the hell down" because Lock sent him a pipe bomb in the mail over messing with his "dad".
Despite the fact he's allegedly thousands of years old, he acts like a drunk 20-something year old. All he does is day-drink and do donuts in the desert with his car. Yes, it gets sand everywhere, and yes, everyone hates it.
== Trivia ==
* Although he gets on everyone's nerves, Anubis seems like the one Egyptian god everyone knows.
* The only ACTUALLY cringe thing he's ever made a review on is Callie Show.
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