The Clarinet Competition

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'The Clarinet Competition' is a SpongeBob SquarePants Click Hawk's Fanon episode from Season 1. In this episode, Squidward signs up for a special Clarinet competition. It is the second episode.
=== Characters ===
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Patrick Star
* Squidward Q. Tentacles
* Squilliam Fancyson
* Maestros
* Incidentals
** Incidental 1 (Fred)
** Incidental 10
** Incidental 34
** Incidental 56
** Incidental 22
** Incidental 4
** Incidental 97
** Incidental 31
== Synopsis ==
The episode begins with Squidward chilling in his Moai-reminiscent house, reading a magazine when he stumbles upon a chance to enter a competition about performing only with the clarinet. The winner would be given the Golden Clarinet and awarded title of "Best Clarinetist of <insert_year_here>".
Squidward, with the large magnitude of his ego and confidence bravely enters the competition. As he sends a letter to join the competition, SpongeBob and Patrick swing by. They ask what Squidward is currently doing, but Squidward states it is none of their business. However, SpongeBob swiftly purloins the letter from Squidward's tentacle, opening it and revealing all the contents, while saying it out loud.
Patrick is dumbfounded by the letter, not knowing any word about it. However SpongeBob gleefully attempts to help Squidward to win the Golden Clarinet. Squidward knows the two idiots could not do anything to help him, and so he disagrees. However, SpongeBob's endeavors to help him eventually turns unbelievably annoying, he furiously agrees to help, if only they would stop their nonsenses.
The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick listening to Squidward horribly play the piano. Patrick, obviously frustrated at how bad a clarinetist Squidward is asks him to stop, but he ultimately passes out as Squidward continues playing. SpongeBob thinks that Squidward is awesome at playing the clarinet, and he replies with confidence that he is.
Because SpongeBob is not a good clarinetist, or even a clarinetist, he finds no way to help, unless he becomes one through training. After a 1-minute montage of SpongeBob learning from the greatest clarinetist minds of the sea, SpongeBob can masterfully sway anyone using the arts of his clarinet. SpongeBob asks Squidward to play the clarinet with him, and Squidward confidently agrees to.
Once they get on stage and perform, Squidward finds that in a span of 2 days, SpongeBob has mastered the craft of clarinets. Being filled with jealousy, Squidward storms out of SpongeBob's stage in his home and leaves to prepare to the competition by himself. Until he finds that his arch-nemesis, Squilliam Fancyson is here, and currently has the highest score of 49 from the judges.
Squidward is called upon the stage to perform, Squilliam ready to bully the coral crap out of him once he fails. As Squidward attempts to play the clarinet hesitantly, the crowd boos upon Squidward. As the song continues, the audience heckles him louder and louder, throwing bigger things at Squidward, until SpongeBob arrives.
Leaping into the stage, Squidward and SpongeBob both play the clarinet, SpongeBob's masterpiece drowning Squidward's cacophonous noise. The crowd cheers for both Squidward and SpongeBob, as they continue the song, Squilliam gets frustrated and activates a giant Kraken-reminiscent machine which destroys some of the theater as they both receive the Golden Clarinet. But Squidward steals it, however SpongeBob is okay with it.
Squilliam, believing he must be the winner wreck havoc upon the theater, destroying it all, the audience as well as the performers safely flee away, and the fish police are nearing him. Squilliam, driven with rage, destroys their boats. SpongeBob is now severely mad at how Squilliam ruthlessly attacked the police, he plays the greatest clarinet music ever heard, swaying Squilliam to sleep for an hour or two, for the police to jail him.
== Trivia ==
* I don't have any trivia.