The Grim Adventures of Plants vs. Zombies Chapter 6

Chapter 6: The Battle
Somewhere in Neighborville, Billy started singing while the Zombie Reaper continued its rampage.
"Assimil-la la la la la la-”
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" the Zombie Reaper snapped. "Augh! I wish I had never assimilated you in the first place!"
The J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. (Jack's robot) appeared with Jack in charge and two military soldiers manning the controls.
A computer voice revealed the acronym for Jack's robot:
Jumping
And
Collect
Key
Rotten
Oranges
Boorishly
On
Thursdays
"What kind of acronym is that?" Jack snapped.
"Well, if you weren't in such a rush, maybe I would've thought of a better one," a soldier replied.
Billy saw Jack inside the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T.
"Hiya, Jack!" Billy exclaimed. "Did you come to assimilamalamalate or whatever it is we're doing?"
"No, Billy. You're in the way of my world domination so I'm taking you down," Jack said.
"Oh, okay,"
"THEN LET'S FIGHT!" the Zombie Reaper shouted.
The fight began. The J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. fired peas at the Zombie Reaper but there was no effect.
"Hey, I just cleaned this cloak!" the Zombie Reaper complained as it wiped the pea splat off its cloak.
"Our pea blasts aren't having any effect!" a soldier complained.
"You're firing peas? That thing is a supernatural force of science! Where's that laser I ordered?" Jack ranted.
(At a construction site)
The Construction chief opened a box with the laser Jack ordered, fooling around with it, and blasted at the beams.
"Nope." He said.
(Back To The Battle)
The fight continued.
"Hypersonic Hat! GO!" Jack shouted.
The J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. removed its hat and threw it at the Zombie Reaper. The Zombie Reaper used its butt to deflect the hat back at the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T.
"What the-" Jack said.
The hat hit and knocked down the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. Then, the Zombie Reaper approached the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T.
"YOU WILL ASSIMILATE!" the Zombie Reaper yelled as it was about to assimilate the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T.
"Hey, you with the pants!" a voice interrupted.
The Zombie Reaper turned around and saw a giant skeleton samurai with Mandy and the plants manning the controls and Grim being the shield.
"I've come for my scythe!" Grim said
"And we've come to defeat the zombies!" Peashooter added.
"And I've come for the all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast!" Billy added. "But since there's no pancakes..."
"LET'S FIGHT!" the Zombie Reaper shouted.
The Zombie Reaper charged at the skeleton samurai. Then, the Zombie Reaper started whacking Grim's head repeatedly with his own scythe.
"Ow! That hurts! Quit it!" Grim yelled in pain. "Guys, do something!"
"Gimme a break!" Mandy replied. "I'm not used to this kind of armor."
“Together, on three!” Doom-Shroom said.
The skeleton samurai prepared for an attack.
"One, Two, Three, CONE...OF...BONE!" The Plants, Mandy and Grim shouted in unison.
The skeleton samurai started shooting bones from its sword at the Zombie Reaper.
The Zombie Reaper used its butt to deflect the bones. While it was bending down, Billy found a bacon sandwich.
"Oooh, a bacon sandwich!" Billy exclaimed. "Is anyone gonna eat this?"
Billy ate the bacon sandwich.
"Hey, who's shootin' bones at my butt?!" Billy shouted.
"Our attacks aren't working!" Threepeater’s left head complained.
Grim noticed that the Zombie Reaper was wearing Harold's lucky pants. This made him realize that Harold's pants were the source of all the Zombie Reaper's power.
"It's because of those pants!" Grim said. "I remember those pants!"
(In a flashback)
In Billy's living room, Harold wearing his luck pants while Grim sits down, tells him about his lucky pants.
"Yep. These are my lucky pants alright." Said Harold. "I wore these babies the night in engaged with Gladys Yes siree."
"You call that lucky?" Grim questioned.
"Nope." Harold answered. "They're lucky because they're immune to lasers, supernatural energies, and peas."
(Back at the fight)
The J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. approached the Zombie Reaper. Grim saw Jack inside the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T.
"Jack, you're our only hope!" Grim shouted. "You have to pants the Zombie Reaper! It's the only way to defeat it!"
Jack thought for a moment. "I have a better idea," he replied.
The J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. tapped the Zombie Reaper on the shoulder. The Zombie Reaper turned around and saw the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T.
"Jack, what are you doing?" Peashooter shouted.
Jack simply let the Zombie Reaper assimilate the J.A.C.K.R.O.B.O.T. so he'd be even more powerful than before. the 2 army soldiers became part of the Zombie Reaper while Jack took control of the thing.
"YES! THIS IS POWER! NOW, I FINALLY WILL BE ABLE TO RULE THE WORLD!" the Zombie Reaper yelled.
"Oh, no! Jack has fused with the Reaper!" Grim cried.
"That's right! You pathetic plants are nothing compared to what I've become!" Jack shouted.
Peashooter, controlling the skeleton samurai, punched the Zombie Reaper. "Jack!" Shouted Peashooter. "Your reign of terror is going to end! I will not stand by while you make innocent people suffer."
"Bring it on baby cakes!" Jack shouted.
"Are we done for?" Cattail questioned.
"We only have one more chapter in the fan fiction after this fight." Mandy answered.
The skeleton samurai and The Zombie Reaper clash in a violent, drawn-out battle. Peashooter eventually gained the upper hand and prepared to shoot Jack with his peas.
"Go ahead plant." demanded Jack. "Shoot me. Shoot me and all the victims".
Peashooter then surrendered, allowing The Zombie Reaper to gain the upper hand.
"Say hi to my mother for me!" said Jack as he prepares to shoot them. "Oh! And Harvey Birdman."
Just as he was about to kill them, Harold showed up and interrupted the fight.
"HEY, YOU! GIMME BACK MY LUCKY PANTS!" Harold ordered the Zombie Reaper. "GIVE, THEM, BACK!!!"
Harold jumped at the Zombie Reaper and pulled its pants down.
"Now's your chance, Guys!" Grim shouted.
The plants grabbed the sword and leaped the Skeleton Samurai into the air.
“SUPER…SKELETON…SWORD…STRIKE!” The plants, Mandy and grim shouted
The skeleton samurai striked the Zombie Reaper with the sword at its weak spot. Then, the Zombie Reaper exploded.
"NO!" the Zombie Reaper yelled in defeat.
During the explosion, Harold got his pants back.
"I’m the one who wears the pants around here!" Harold shouted as he walked off. "Me! Me me me! My
pants! Me me me me!
The Zombie Reaper's victims were unassimilated one by one.
Its victims included:
72 Regular Zombies, 30 Flag Zombies, 50 Conehead Zombies, 67 Pole Vaulting Zombies, 40 Buckethead Zombies, 70 Newspaper Zombies, 58 Screen Door Zombies, 40 Football Zombies, 39 Dancing Zombies, 89 Backup Dancers, 37 Ducky Tube Zombies, 40 Snorkel Zombies, 38 Zombonis, 8 Zombie Bobsled Teams, 60 Dolphin Rider Zombies, 20 Jack in the Box Zombies, 19 Balloon Zombies, 35 Digger Zombies, 20 Pogo Zombies,  18 Bungee Zombies, 16 Ladder Zombies, 13 Catapult Zombies, 8 Gargantuars, 55 Imps, 2 Military Soldiers, 56 kids, 89 men, 60 women, 72 police officers, Billy, Irwin, Sperg, Mindy and her 2 friends, Dexter, Dee Dee, Mandark, The Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Mac, Bloo, Goo, Ami, Yumi, Lazlo, Raj, Clem, Adam Lyon, Andy (from Squirrel Boy), Chowder, Panini, Gorganzola, Flapjack, Johnny Test, Finn, Jake, Gumball Watterson, Darwin Watterson, Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil, Angelica Pickles, Susie Carmicheal, Dil Pickles, Kimi Finster, Timmy Turner, Jimmy Neutron, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, Jenny/XJ9 Wakeman, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, Panty, Stocking, Ash Ketchum, Amy Rose, Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Stewie Griffin, Bobby Hill, Rallo Tubbs, Cleveland Brown Jr., Tina Belcher, Gene Belcher, Louise Belcher, Hal The Koopa, Jeff The Goomba, Jackie, Matt, Inez, Digit, Squirt, Shimmer, Dragon, Bounce, Spinner, Wiggle,  Pansy & Snowdrop, Emmy, Max, Ord, Cassie, Zak & Wheezie, Olie Polie, Zowie Polie, Stanley Griff, Peanut Otter, Baby Butter Otter, Jelly Otter, Pinch Racoon, Scotch Racoon, Munchy Beaver, Flik Duck, Doug Funnie, Rudy, Snap, Penny, Dora the Explorer, Boots the Monkey, Benny the Bull, Isa the Iguana, Tico the Squirrel, Beavis and Butthead, Johnny Bravo, Lex (from Bookworm), Bjorn and A Zombie Yeti.
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