"ROW RIVER TRAIL"

Would you like to take out one of my MORGUE-GAGES, Kiddies?  Or maybe you just want to cash in a few SLAYCHECKS Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.  Well, at my bank here, I'll just open one account, that's about a couple of boys, who find what's at the end of a TERRIFYING-TRAIL!  
On a warm August day, back in 1937, two boys walked along a street in the town of Wide River, Georgia.  "Wanna go head into the woods, Jake?" one boy asked the other one.  "Yup, let's go Sam" Jake replied, agreeing with him.  As Sam and Jake headed out of Wide River and into the woods, they sang, "Oh, Susannah!".  The boys walked for two miles in the forest and came to a dirt-path, with a sign reading: "ROW RIVER TRAIL".  They wandered onto it.  When the boys finished the song, Sam proclaimed, "how long do y'all think this here trail is Jake?".  "Let's find out" Jake answered.  The boys heard birds chirping in the trees and saw some going across the trail now and then.  They soon reached the end of Row River Trail and saw a figure of bright-green standing there.  It gazed at them, with huge, white-glowing eyes and its skin was leathery.  Jake and Sam screamed, as the creature screeched in a high-pitch.  The boys returned to Wide River, running into a gang of four bullies.  The gang smoked cigarettes and one of the bullies said to the rest of the gang: "hey, fellas, let's stab these here guys!". The gang chased Sam and Jake back into the woods.  The boys rushed up Row River Trail and stopped, catching their breaths.  The gang of bullies caught up to them, having pocket-knives in their hands.  The creature stepped out from behind Jake and slashed the one bully, with its yellow-claws, right in his face.  Then, the monster attacked him, biting him with its yellow-fangs, gnawing on his cheek.  The boys ran down the trail, hearing screams and waited five minutes, until they saw four skeletons fly and land at their feet.  Jake and Sam took off.  
That's a lesson for all you kiddies to never go into the FEAREST without adults heh-heh.  Now, would you like to purchase your very own SCREAM-PARK?  I can give you a nice BANK GROAN for it ha-ha-ha!  Until next ISSUE, Happy Hauntings kiddies!