One Page (Joke)

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All these pages are so damn plain
Them yellow halls just don't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true
I delete what is due
There's only one page left 
Writers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf 
Tempt me, do a wonder on the label 
Housekeep em' till empty and kick 'em under the table 
Like: It's on me, put it on my tab, kid 
However you get there, move it, purge it, iron horse it 
You're leaving on your user page, forfeit 
I follow the rules, hold it like the heat, he might toss it 
Told him tell 'em they broke it, he told her he forgot it 
She told him: Get off it, and a bunch of other more sh*t 
Getting ugly, they users be getting no new deeds 
It's like he a Fandom felon, stay spitting new pleads 
It's the feed, give me some of what he grouping fore' 
Soon as he return, ban him like it was ruling for 
They group been soft 
First hour at the Voidclusters and they trooping off 
He went to go laugh and get some aid by the side road 
She wanted to contact the staff, it read 
To Egglord, this yard bird taste like fried toad turd 
Love, Villain, take pride in code words 
Crooked eye, mold, nerd, geek with a cold heart 
Probably still be sending corny gifs as an old fart 
Read all the writing guides by the Sylas guy 
No, he's not too fly to read about the main nine
The text design, maybe give the words a feel 
The same way they feel it when he flow with the verbs he spill 
They call the super when they need their Backrooms wiki fixed 
How is only one left? The pack comes in six 
Whatever happened to two and three? 
A stub tried to slide with four and five 
And got caught like: What you doing, G? 
Don't make 'em have to get fixing with cruelty 
Matter fact, not for nothing, right now, you and me 
Thinking bout' the Kauer Thesis
I hope you brought your guide Yeezus
Wiki keeps getting new features 
Purging and blocking like how Big Eggy doin' 
GOOM came to do the thing again, no matter who be pingin' 
He do it for the smelly stubbies
Peeps know what time it is like it's time for Teletubbies 
Few can do it, even fewer can excel it 
Take it from the dude who deletes with a villain helmet 
He plots purges like robberies 
In and out, one, two, three, a hundred, please 
Run the page and you won't get a wet sweatshirt 
SherlsF is the shotty: Nobody move, nobody get hurt 
Delete like the boy done gone to war 
He came in the door, and: Every story on the floor! 
A whole string of jobs like we on tour 
Every night on the logs, coming to your user blog
"I, GOOM, shall be voted: Master of the Purge"
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Original Song: One Beer, by MF DOOM
Beat credits to gurren.
Parody made by Gominho.
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