A trip in crazysponge's mind

a trip in crazysponge's mind is the eight episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins with CrazySponge getting ready to go to bed.]
CrazySponge: ah what a great and successful day today was
[Golfpecks pops in from the window.]
Golfpecks: Was it productive?
CrazySponge: yeeesss, verryyy. now stop stalking me
[The window shuts. CrazySponge lies in his bed.]
CrazySponge: night night
[Ripple effect to CrazySponge lying in a blindingly white room. He wakes up.]
CrazySponge: huh? where am i? and why is it so white in here?
[Pause.]
CrazySponge: is… is nobody gonna laugh? at my seemingly racist message? eh im just gonna keep walking
[He does so, until he bumps into Hoopla.]
Hoopla: AADNOONAHISBIANOSBOFBUUGAXRUVSNK- o hi aidan
CrazySponge: o. where am i
Hoopla: well thats easy, youre in uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhgghg hhguhuguugguhihhhhhhhhhh i dunno
CrazySponge: that wasnt very helpful
Hoopla: well dont worry aidan, luckily i know someone who knows where we are
CrazySponge: REALLY?! WHERE?!
Hoopla: just keep walking and youll bump into them. you cant miss them
CrazySponge: are you not even gonna tell me what they look like
Hoopla: fine. theyre a giant bowl of cheerios with wings
CrazySponge: COOL!
Hoopla: now if youll excuse me-
[House crushes Hoopla.]
House: hehehehehehe
CrazySponge: im just gonna go
[CrazySponge keeps on walking through the white place. In the background, the letter O, bowls of Cheerios, various video games, Fortnite related things, and Hooplas can be seen floating around. He eventually bumps into Jasbre.]
Jasbre: Hey! Watch where you're going!
CrazySponge: are you the fabled giant winged bowl of cheerios
Jasbre: Tell me, Heinz. Do I look like a giant winged bowl of Cheerios?
CrazySponge: now that i think about it, you dont. you look like a duck.
Jasbre: I AM NOT A DUCK! I am a warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings, and a beak and (typically) by being able to fly.
CrazySponge: isnt that just the definition of a duck/bird
Jasbre: Just leave me be, Aidan.
CrazySponge: do you at least know where the giant winged bowl of cheerios is
Jasbre: Just keep walking and eventually you'll bump into it.
CrazySponge: hoopla said the exact same thing and i still havent seen-
Jasbre: GO!
[CrazySponge runs off. He runs into Roxanne.]
CrazySponge: oh sorry- OH HOLY MOTHER OF THE HOOPLA GODS YOURE THE ONE AND ONLY ROXANNE FROM "A GOOFY MOVIE" PLEASE WE NEED TO HAVE SEX PLEASE
[She turns around, revealing Golfpecks' face.]
Golfpecks: What? Absolutely not, CrazySponge. Sex is unproductive, degenerate, and not to mention, disgusting. Have you also heard of STIs?
CrazySponge: WHAT THE- GOLFPECKS?!?! OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME NOBODY HEARD THAT BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!!!!!
Golfpecks: You are a strange fish.
[CrazySponge looks around.]
CrazySponge: ok phew nobody is around. so anyway golf do you know where the giant winged bowl of cheerios is
Golfpecks: Giant what? Well, I did see a big winged bowl by the Cheesecake Factory-
CrazySponge: THEY HAVE A CHEESECAKE FACTORY HERE?! OUT OF MY WAY!!
[CrazySponge darts by Golfpecks.]
Golfpecks: What a rude individual.
CrazySponge: o also why are you dressed up as roxane
Golfpecks: Weren't you going off to that restaurant and flying bowl?
CrazySponge: yeah but can i know why youre crossdressing as the girl i wanna fuck
Golfpecks: Classified reasons.
CrazySponge: o
[CrazySponge runs over to the Cheesecake Factory.]
CrazySponge: OH HELL YEAH! I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THE BEST PASTA FROM THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER!
[He goes in excitedly, but soon walks out disappointed.]
CrazySponge: aw man, they didn't have any pasta in there. they just had a bunch of big machines making cheesecakes. TALK ABOUT A RIP-OFF!
[The fabled giant winged bowl of Cheerios flies in.]
Cheerios: You sound disappointed.
CrazySponge: o hey arent you that giant winged bowl of cheerios ive heard so much about
Cheerios: Precisely, my friend. Do you require anything?
CrazySponge: well i wanted to know where i am so i asked hoopla but he didnt know so he told me to ask you so… can you tell me where i am?
Cheerios: You are inside your own mind, Aidan.
CrazySponge: wait wut
Cheerios: Indeed. It is why so many of your interests and friends are here.
CrazySponge: why is it so blindingly white in here
Cheerios: Well, nobody ever said you were the sharpest tool in the shed.
CrazySponge: and finally how can i get out of here
Cheerios: To get out, you have to do something you love to do.
CrazySponge: AWESOME! TIME TO JACK OFF!
Cheerios: Except that.
CrazySponge: aw man. o hey i know what i love to do. i really love eating cheerios
Cheerios: wait wut
CrazySponge: COME TO PAPA, BABY!
[CrazySponge grabs a giant spoon and begins chomping down on the bowl of Cheerios.]
Cheerios: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN YOU JACKING OFF IN FRONT OF ME OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Soon enough, the Cheerios are all gone.]
CrazySponge: that was yummy.
[CrazySponge's stomach rumbles. CrazySponge puts his hands on it.]
CrazySponge: ohhhh, i dont feel so good
[The screen distorts, and after a few seconds, we end up back in CrazySponge's bedroom. He darts awake.]
CrazySponge: OH GOD! i just had this crazy(sponge) dream where i was trapped inside my own mind!
[He looks at his watch.]
CrazySponge: hey! its the end of the episode AND I DIDN'T DIE!!
[A giant bowl of Cheerios crushes him. CrazySponge dies.]
Cheerios: That's payback, bitch!
[the end]
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