Transcripts 1999-07

Transcripts from July 1999 strips.
==July 5==
Panel 1Anne, Richard, and Norman are on a train. Anne is wearing a midriff and Daisy Dukes, while Richard is wearing a "dead smiley face" shirt. Anne is leaning back and has her legs around Richard and is touching his nose while Richard holds Anne's neck and caresses her thigh. Norman is wearing a "B(anarchy symbol)M" shirt while looking at them with disgust.Norman (thinking): Errk! I HATE boring train journeys. I don't even have Kingston to talk at and those two making goo-goo faces at each other are making me ill.Panel 2Norman gets up and gestures aside.Norman: I'm bored. If you need me I'll ether be throwing fire extinguishers and seats out the window or stuffing loads and loads of paper down the toilets.Panel 3Anne looks up with a disappointed expression. Richard looks over his shoulder, unamused.Anne: You know I've always wondered who did that; but why am I not surprised it's him?Off-panel (Norman): YES! I managed to hit that Volvo at the crossing! Ha! Ha!
==July 12==
Panel 1Anne and Richard are undressed except for Anne's underwear. Anne is trying to get dressed but Richard is caressing her and trying to get her to stop.Richard: Oh please don't go Anne. You don't HAVE to go to work. Call in sick or something. Come back to bed.Anne: No Richard, unlike you I don't get paid to sit on my backside.Anne: Also "Mr landlord", I've called in sick five times this month.Panel 2Richard goes in harder on the seduction, and Anne is close to giving in.Anne: I'll get fired if I'm late again... Aaa! Don't do this to me!Richard: I want you. Now!Anne: You're going to have to wait.Panel 3Close-up of Anne, now facing Richard.Anne: I really am sorry Richard but you are going to have to amuse yourself for a few hours. What did you used to do before you met me?Panel 4Richard has a huge grin, eyes closed. Anne rolls her eyes.Richard: Well I suppose I could do that. However my mum said I would go blind if I did that too much!Anne: I was thinking more along the lines of watching telly.
==July 19==
Panel 1Kingston hands a box of joints to Richard, who accepts it gratefully.Kingston: There ya go my friend, all rolled and ready by the Rizla king himself here.Richard: Yeah nice one. Thanks.Kingston: No, thank *you* sir!Panel 2Richard admires the joints while Anne looks at him in suspicion. Both are wearing the same outfits from July 5.Anne: Hold on, ether Kingston has started giving his shit away or you let him off his rent again.Richard: I don't know about letting him off. A few more boxes of these and a case of Southern Comfort he said he'd get seem all right to me.Panel 3Close-up of Anne, disappointed.Anne: You're still too soft on them. You let Norman off last month to "fix" the fridge. He did that by booting it and screaming "freeze you c**t" at it.Panel 4Richard takes out a joint and looks over his shoulder at Anne, a smarmy look on his face. Anne smiles and grabs for the joint.Richard: So I take it that you don't want any then!Anne: Oh at what time did I say that? Split'em with me and I'll show you a new trick tonight!
==July 26==
Panel 1Anne and Richard are on the couch with Kingston in front of them, and all three are smoking joints. Kingston has on pants but no hat, Anne is in her underwear, and Richard may or may not be wearing anything but has Anne sitting on him and covering him up.Kingston: You know what? I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that I might be God and you don't really exist!Panel 2Close-up of Kingston.Kingston: The way I see life is through my own eyes and I have no perception on what another person sees, just my own. To me, I'm the centre of the universe, right? No one else can share my conciseness so they don't matter. Now what if I AM the centre of the universe (God if you will) and everything else in the universe is just my subconscious imagination just there to amuse me. If that's so, why is my life so shit?Panel 3Anne and Richard stare at Kingston, who stares blankly ahead.Panel 4All three laugh.Kingston: Can someone please tell me what the f**K I was just talking about then!Richard: Don't ask me; I don't exist remember?Kingston: I'm sorry, this shit just pops into my head. I mean if that was true I would be on a tropical beach with a fit girl sitting on my face right?
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