Don't Chew Gum in the Classroom

A waltz in #C.
==Lyrics==
* Don't chew gum in the classroom.
* Don't chew gum while in church.
* A kid I know chewed in the barber chair.
* Soon he had gum where he used to have hair.
* So don't chew, chew, chew on the choo-choo.
* Don't chomp, chomp when meeting with scouts.
* There's no merit badge when your teeth all rot and drop out!
* While we're talking 'bout chewing,
* While we're thinking 'bout gum,
* Dispose of yours properly, wrapped and neat
* Don't stick it under a table or seat.
* And don't spit your wad on the sidewalk.
* Be kind when gum chewing's through.
* I enjoy a piece now and then
* But not on my shoe!
Category:Songs
Category:Songs in C
Category:Silly Dilly