Tindersmarsh

Tindersmarsh is a small town in northeastern Baldur off of King's Road. It is near King's Reach, and is otherwise a small, unassuming town that no one really talks about.
At least, it was. In 1436 SA, a man named Tyro Avampour was elected mayor of this small town, whereupon history was made.
==Under the Governance of Tyro Avampour==
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS MAYORIAL MOTHERFUCKER
THIS IS FUCKING TYRONIUS MARKUS AVAMPOUR
AND YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT HE WILL REVITALIZE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ECONOMY
WHILE YOU BITCHES ARE JUST PAYING TAXES HE'S SCAMMING THE SHIT OUT OF BARRON FUCKING GANTH SO YOUR BITCH ASS CAN HAVE A PUBLIC LIBRARY OR SOME SHIT
VAMPIRES ATTACK YOUR TOWN? WELL STEP THE FUCK BACK BECAUSE THIS MAGNIFICENT FLAMING BASTARD IS GOING TO HUNT THEIR UNDEAD ASSES DOWN. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING HIS FUCKING FAMILY HEIRLOOMS.
AND DON'T EVEN GET STARTED ON THE SAFETY OF HIS CONSTITUENTS. OTHER MAYORS ARE LINING UP TO SUCK GRAX'S NONEXISTENT DICK AND HE'S ASSASSINATING DICTATORS AND TUNNELING INTO FORGOTTEN TEMPLES FOR EVIL ARTIFACTS AND SUMMONING ELDER DEMONS BECAUSE YOU BITCHES NEED THAT MUCH PROTECTION. FUCK, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A TOWN LEFT IF HE DIDN'T TAKE TIME OUT FROM BANGING HOT DEMON CHICKS TO BLOW UP A FUCKING MUSEUM.
DON'T FUCKING GET ON HIS BAD SIDE, BECAUSE BITCH, HE WILL FUCK UP YOUR BITCH ASS WITH MORE STYLE THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD A FUCKING GRUDGE? WELL THIS CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER WILL KIDNAP A FUCKING PRINCE TO LURE YOU TO THE SITE OF ONE OF THE WORLD'S WORST TRAGEDIES JUST SO HE CAN CAP YOUR BITCH ASS. AND DON'T FUCKING BACKSTAB HIM EITHER, BECAUSE HE WILL SHATTER YOUR TRAITOROUS BITCH ASS.
IF THERE IS A COLD FUCKING WAR GOING ON THEN HE WON'T JUST WRITE SOME LETTERS TO HIS SENATORS. THIS FABULOUS BASTARD WILL GO OUT AND GET A FUCKING FROZEN FATE OF HIS OWN. HE ISN'T AFRAID OF THAT SHIT. MOTHERFUCKER HAS TRUE RESURRECTIONS COMING OUT OF EVERY FUCKING ORIFICE.
HE IS A FLAMING MOLTRES
BEST FUCKING BELIEVE.
==In Eon==
The Eon Prime party has never been to Tindersmarsh, so it probably still has a bar.
Cicero Tiberius Shadolan is from Tindersmarsh, though he left home before Tyro's tenure. 
In 1441, following her resurrection, Tyro appointed his sister Royt Avampour Sheriff of Tindersmarsh and left her to run things in his absence.
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