Phatty Phingerz Dialling Stick

The Phatty Phingerz Dialling Stick is a plastic dialling wand manufactured by Phat Solutions. It was first released in 2017. It is designed to help fat people to dial phone numbers when their fingers are too wide for them to do so accurately. The end of the wand can be unscrewed to reveal a rubber tip which can be used for dialling on touch screen phones, such as Eyephone models. There have however been many complaints about it wearing phone screens away.
Caleb McKinnon proudly owns a Phatty Phingerz Dialling Stick and now refuses to use his Eyephone at all without it. Jason Van Dyke is rumoured to have hoarded at least 50 of them.
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