Errrrrr404

“Perhaps the real Betatale is the friends we made along the way.”
-Errrr404 commenting on the 50th destruction of his poor AU.
== Personality ==
Errrrr404 or Billy Mays used to be a really edgy dumbass whose main motivation in the story was to bring back his world just so he could fuck Chacha. As the plot moved on though, Billy became cool. He became really smooth and clever. He also became pretty smart and started to have motivations and thoughts that made actual sense. He kept his low tolerance for annoyance though and became rather quiet. Will likes to enjoy the moment and prefers to think about the present than the future. He easily moves on from most things (save for stuff like his mother’s chicanery) despite his irritability, as despite him being easily upset sometimes, he knows this and just decides not to harp on them for long. 
Errrr404’s a little awkward and doesn’t usually like to socialize. He’s not awkward in the ways he was before he was Errrrr404, it’s more of just he doesn’t know how to socialize that well and is arguably a little shy, save for when he has to battle of course, which he then snaps into a very observant individual,
== Appearance ==
=== Normal ===
Errrrrr404 or Billy Mays is a skeleton with black lines under his eyes. He has a white right pupil and a left blue and white pupil. usually wears a white cloak with blue patterns on it. This white cloak has a white hood that he usually has pulled up above his head. He has a black undershirt with a blue arrow pointing upwards on it. He wears black shorts and black socks. Billy wears white slippers with randomly placed blue lines on it.
=== Buzzfly404 ===
Not much really changes when Billy enters his buzzfly form. All that changes his that his head becomes all veiny and he gets a weird black and blue scarf thing. This scarf thing is pretty long and comes out into four wings that each have a blue eye on it. 
=== Errrrrr666 ===
Big appearance change. He’s gray now, holy shit. And he has these weird gray pixels floating around his head. These pixels come from his right eye, which is basically just a mess of gray pixels. The other eye is yellow with blue lines under his eyes. He wears a blue coat and maroon undershirt in this form. It’s a boring ass design change, but hey, it’s a bit change,
=== Buzzfly666 ===
Holy fuck, it’s form stacking! Half of his face is white while the other is red. I don’t know why it was red of all colors, but whateva. His left eye is pale blue with the right eye being red. He wears a dark blue undershirt now. Oh and his coat is really weird. The right side is black with a red horizontal stripe on the sleeve. The left side is red with a black horizontal stripe on the sleeve. His slippers are also different. The left one is blue while the right one is red. Oh and he has four big, red wings coming from his back because he drank Red Bull. These wings have blue veins and big, black eyes with blue pupils. Very weird.
=== You know what? Fuck it ===
I’m not describing all of these forms. Fuck no, way too many to describe. The abilities section is already going to kick my ass having to adapt into jokes, I’m not doing this shit. “Erm…the image quality is terrible ender.” Yeah I know, that’s the point. I trust in you all having eyes though so like just look at the image. 
== Backstory ==
Errrrr404 is the result of Billy Mays eating a special flash drive Ben-ten-no-Camila gave him. He instantly became empowered and felt his ability to pull random attacks out of no where to expand. Some of those attacks began to concrete. He felt stronger, he WAS stronger. Papaya’s soul at the time was attached to his own, so this flash drive turned him into Papaya182. Yet despite this new boost of power, HAM’s army of Ugandan Knuckles wiped the floor with them. He escaped in the nick of time thanks to his father’s Dababy car. 
After that, Errrrr404 and his father began finding people from the original timeline along with two additional new friends. Adam came to their aid when they needed him most, Harrus was summoned by collecting all the Harry Potter books, and Chacha’s soul was attached to a new friend they met, Error. Error was at first hit by Errrrrr404 in a car accident and unwillingly fused with him to stop HAM. Afterward, Errrr404 brought him to a hospital where he paid his hospital bill. This act of kindness would reward him later when he defeated Ink for them later in the plot. 
But before that, Errrr404 would discover that he supposedly had a son. His name was King Funnyverse, or just Lancer. He was apparently the child of him and Chacha. It isn’t exactly clear how this happened as both Errrrr404 and Chacha don’t remember having a child, but DNA test revealed him to be their children, so hey, I guess Errrrrr404’s a dad. This would be the full crew. They all set out to find the mystical Temple of Gad so that they can restore Betatale. This wasn’t the only reason of course since HAM was planning to get there first for fuck knows what (he isn’t quite sober enough to have a set reason, but it probably isn’t good), and to also stop Azathoth from getting there so that he can give himself the power to become the new, horrid god.
If you wanna know what happens this then I’m afraid you’ll have to wait as we haven’t really gotten there yet, and I’m not spoiling the plot.
== Abilities ==
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|-| Errrrrr404 =
===Osteokinesis===
Errrrr404 can use bones attacks. There's of course a complex color code for his attacks:
*Cyan means stop.
*Orange means go.
* No color means bro stop standing there and move outta the way before you take damage dumbass!
*Red bones lower the max amount of HP you can have. Kinda useless tho cause one bones just takes one one max HP away. Even worse these bones are usually really slow and avoidable.
*Green bones are pure hacks. Billy gets to heal himself with them while they hurt you. It’s like leech seed. I hate it.
*Blue bones are weird. They’re kinda just bones that lock-on.
*Purple bones are just obstacles during the purple soul mode.
*Yellow bones have to be shot by the yellow soul to avoid. Billy Mays can only use these bones when someone has a yellow soul tho cause that would be cheating if he didn’t.
* Gray bones are bones that do no damage. Usually used for shields. They’re harder than normal bones. That’s it really.
===Soul Manipulation===
Errrrr404 can change the color of your soul and use it to his advantage. Here's the color code:
*Red means no gravity for you. You can just go wherever you want lmao.
*Orange can dash to avoid attacks. There’s a recoil for this tho. Kinda like that mechanic from JSAB (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
*Blue means gravity’s applied to you now. You actually have to jump to avoid attacks now loser. Oh and Billy can slam you against walls using the blue soul.
*Cyan means you have invincibility for a bit. This invincibility usually disappears after a bit tho once you take enough damage. It’s kinda like that mechanic in that dust fight made by FDY.
*Yellow means you have a gun now. Sweet. You can shoot attacks now.
*Purple Soul is kinda annoying. Your stuck moving along strings. You gotta swap strings when an attack comes up on your string. Pretty annoying ngl.
*Black soul is pretty weird ngl. You only get to move a little bit. Then your soul turns gray and you can’t move anymore. BUT, you’re also somewhat invulnerable when your soul’s gray (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
*Pink soul is kinda cool. You gotta get to an "end point," for the attack to end (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
=== Strings ===
Oh for fuck’s sake, EVERYTHING has a color-code now! Bones do, soul manipulation does, shit, even blaster lasers do sometimes! Well, let’s go over the color code I guess:
* Blue strings are used to steal your IP address and personal info. Since Billy is cool though, he just uses this to help people find their way home like a Chad.
* Red strings are- OW! AYE AYE AYE! IT BURNS! AH, THESE STRINGS HURT TO TOUCH!
* White strings are boring. All they do is grab things. Error404 can pull things towards him with no special effect using them. Kinda boring. 
* Green strings are really weird. They require the blue strings to work. You see, after the blue strings steal your IP and personal data, he just turns said knowledge into a healing item. How does he do this? Well fuck if I know.
* Black strings are also weird. Basically, if you’re wrapped up by them, you can see illusions made by Error404.
* Yellow Strings are really cool. They can be used as a shield and are really hard. Errr404 sometimes wraps himself in these strings are protection.
* You have to stand still for cyan strings. It’s as shrimple as that.
* You have to move through orange strings. It’s also shrimple as that.
* Purple strings are used when purple soul is activated. You just climb across these. That’s it.
Finally done with these dumbass color codes. And to think that he doesn’t even use these, he just has the ability to use them. Yeesh.
=== Telekinesis ===
Self Explanatory.
=== Teleportation ===
Also Self Explanatory.
=== Azul control ===
Errrrr404 can control and manipulate almost anything that is blue. Why the color blue of all things? It’s OBVIOUSLY his favorite color, didn’t you read chapter 9294029493939494? 
=== Telepathy ===
Once again Self Explanatory.
=== I am so samrt ===
Errrr404 knows a lot of things. “How is this an ability.” Ummm uh ummmmm shut up, don’t question me.
=== Thanks Mom ===
Errrrr404 stole this random “dark blaster” that his mum was working in one day and didn’t tell anyone. Being the idiot she is, of course she didn’t realize this, and he just kept it and added it to his arsenal. How this allows him to summon multiple and how he even added it to his arsenal in the first place is a mystery, but he didn’t have enough EXP to use it until he became Errrr404. These blasters actually do something interesting. They shoot a mix of dark energy and eldritch essence. 
=== 404 Blasto! ===
Billy Mays can shoot obligatory god lasers of super hyper omega destruction from his hands. There’s no need to elaborate on this, kind of boring. It’s just a kame hame ha but wowza, mainframe energies!!!
=== You Died! ===
If ever Errrrr404 dies, he can just respawn. He is the main protagonist after all, we can be having HIM die, now can we?
=== Flight ===
Self Explanatory 
=== Extreme Capabilities ===
Errrrr404 is capable of some pretty extreme shit, like going millions of times over the speed of light, being able to shatter universes with a single punch, being able to withstand afucking Big Bang, etc etc. I feel like this is sort of standard and self explanatory considering he’s a god though.
=== Spatial Manipulation ===
Self Explanatory 
=== Reality Manipulation ===
Self Explanatory 
=== Arsenal of Errors === 
Errrr404 has the ability to use “errors” as abilities. For example, error 502 (bad gateway) can be used to prevent escape or dimension travel.
|-| Buzzfly404 =
This is a form I, Ender, gave Billy Mays after he nicely asked for one. Since I didn’t know what new abilities to hand over to him though, they’re all item asylum references. “Erm, almost all the things in item asylum are references to other things.” Yeah I know, it’s just easier and more encompassing to say “item asylum reference.” I’m giving him at least 10 abilities, unsure where else I’m going with this.
=== The Banhammer ===
Errrr404 can use the banhammer as one of of his two melee weapons, this being the slower yet more damaging-per-hit one. Errrrr404 cannot kill anyone with this hammer, instead sending them to the banland after depleting their HP to 1.
=== Lawnmower on a Stick ===
The quicker yet less damaging weapon of Billy is the lawnmower on a stick. Will can quickly swiftly swing this thing at people, tanking their HP in seconds.
=== The Audacity ===
Whenever Will slams his fist into the ground, a burst of orange energy comes from the slam, annihilating anything nearby. 
=== Brimmstome (but blue cuz it’s Errrr404)===
Will can shoot blue lasers from his eyes.
=== Canadian Riot ===
Will can manifest trash cans in his hands that he then kicks at you so fucking fast that if it hits you, it somehow paralyzes you for a few moments.
=== The Hitman ===
Billy has a briefcase that auto-aims at his opponent and won’t stop until it hits the target.
=== Michael P ===
Errrr404 whips out a poor quality mic that plays absolutely ear piercing screams whenever he speaks into it.
=== FUS RO DAH ===
A wave of sheer force that makes the enemy fly back.
=== Cero Metraletta ===
If Will deals at least 100 dmg to you, then he can use a special gun that just spams lasers at you.
=== Space Jam ===
Billy is fucking balling and not afraid to dunk on you.
=== Harmonica ===
Errrr404 has a special harmonica that if he plays heals him.
=== Master Spark ===
If Will does at least 300 dmg to you, then he can use Asriel’s final attack.
=== The Bible ===
Will is now a devout follower of Christ and is not afraid to use the word of God to smite a sinner like you.
=== Pop-up ads ===
Will can cloud your vision with “pop-up ads” that only you can see.
=== Fantasy seal ===
Auto-aiming orbs of colorful yet destructive energy.
=== Armis ===
A massive, comet-like orb that Will flings at his opponents. If it hits you, you’ll be far over cryogenically preserved. 
=== Fimbulvetr ===
Massive, crystalline masses attached to chains fall from the heavens, smashing anything below them. “Erm Ender, that’s ice, hit a crystal.” Yeah, I already turned armis into an icy attack tho, so I’m trying to diversify it.
=== Hoppa ===
A fierce tornado that magically does no damage to Errrr404 and instead boosts him into the air.
|-| Errrrrrr666 =
This is a form that Will first achieved after fusing with poor Eruor when he was unconscious to defeat HAM. Although the fusion was first initiated under negative circumstances (and a general lack of consent on Eruor’s end) after Will became a cool dude, the two agreed to do this fusion sometimes. The only thing he really gets from this is a power boost and a new string attack, it’s sorta lame.
=== A New String? Is that it? ===
The only new and “original” ability that William gets from this fusion are strings that can literally just slice through (almost) anything like butter. That sounds cool, but like, is that it?
=== Ability share ===
Willy gets Error’s abilities. Is this really anything special? They’re not enhanced versions of this attacks, they’re literally just his attacks. I hate this form, can we just move on?
|-| Buzzfly666 =
Billy Mays likes to form stack. Normally, I’d be against this. But the thing with Billy is that looking at the shit this poor guy has to go against sometimes, I don’t really blame him. Billy Mays form stacks a lot, and this is him stacking his Buzzfly404 form and Errrr666 fusion form. Using this, he gets some of the more overpowered abilities of Item Asylum. 
=== Can’t Stop the A-train ===
Buzzfly666 can go at blinding speeds that far surpass that of fucking light. Being rammed into with this speed and force is probably enough to just reduce you to rubble or launch you out of bounds. It’s a hard ram to land considering he can’t stop moving, but when he does, it’s fatal.
=== A Singular Punch ===
A powerful punch that, if timed right, obliterates the opponent and send them flying.
=== Acereus ===
William can cause pillars of sharp acid to fall from the sky, either stabbing the opponent or becoming a puddle of severely hot acid.
=== Bridge ===
He slaps you with a fucking bridge, need I elaborate further?
=== AWP ===
A powerful sniper that erases the essence of anything it headshots.
=== Summon of Maxwell ===
If in danger, Willy can summon Maxwell, who can parry an attack so hard that the damage the opponent AND gets doubled. 
=== Fili-orbs ===
Run, just run. This explosive orb of sheer fucking power will obliterate you. I hate it, you’ll hate it too.
=== Bird Up ===
When Willy wields a torch, Adam wields a bird (on his head), and Harrus wields the universal balance, the power of the almighty apocalypse bird shines within them, empowering all three of them and giving them the Twilight, a massive cleaver of unmatched power.
|-| Unspeakable404 =
When Will was going honk shoo mimimi one night back when Betatale was a thing, an unnameable tried to kill Billy, knowing what he would become: the protagonist that would thwart Azathoth. So the unnameable tried killing him in his sleep, but he forgot one thing: WILL FUCKING SLEEP WALKS. So will just beats the ever living shit out of this eldritch horror, kills it, puts it in a blender, turns it into a smoothie, then fucking drinks it all while ASLEEP. Thus, Billy gained a new eldritch, unnameable form that he didn’t know he even had until Yoda returned and was like “Hrmmrmrmrm, force you do not have, but fucking unnameable you do has.” 
=== ELDRITCH BLAST!!!! ===
Billy was so cool that he didn’t have to sell his soul to use eldritch blast.
=== Supreme Mutation ===
Despite him having a USUAL appearance in this form, he can mutate into whatever the hell he wants to. He’s as amorphous as it comes. He can grow new limbs, eyes, etc.
=== Gaze of Madness ===
If ever you were to look into his eyes while he’s in this form, you may not even see eyes, just pure insanity.
=== Tentacle Spam ===
He’s an eldritch monster, OF COURSE he can use tentacles!
=== Reality Shatter ===
William can damage the fabric of reality in such a complex way in this form that it essentially shatters and causes reality to warp. The dimensions twist; everything becomes all weird and distorted. He likes to use this to either rip apart the existence of weaker opponents or disorient stronger ones.
|-| WiFi Deity =
After the events of Season 1, Ben-Ten-No-Camilla showed up and congratulated the crew, canonizing them as gods. Ten canonized Will as the god of the wifi, which was a weird fucking thing to canonize him as since he hadn’t been to the WiFi realm in like 25 chapters, but whatever. He didn’t object. It was a new form. 
=== Wi-FiPotence ===
Billy Mays is in complete control of the Wi-Fi in this form. He can give you either the most immaculate, powerful Wi-Fi imaginable, or he can give you Wi-Fi about as slow and awful as fandom’s general rendering. He is entirely omnipotent in the Wifi void as well. This also means that he can generate anything using the Wifi.
=== The Old Hammer of Mekhane ===
How the fuck- ok whatever, I guess this was bound to happen considering Billy’s role as a sort of code deity. Him and Mekhane were bound to meet. Perhaps Mekhane thought he was worthy of having his old hammer, more so than Robert Bumaro apparently.
=== Titanium Gauntlet ===
Will gets a cool ass robotic armor in this form that can do so much cool shit. It can turn into any melee weapon, it can turn into any kind of gun, and best of all, it’s practically unbreakable! You better believe that punches from this thing are fatal.
|-| EJEE DEEMUN FYORM =
Despite being more chill, there are things that make Billy absolutely LIVID. Billy absolutely despises heavy metal. If ever someone plays heavy metal, he becomes so incredibly pissed-the-fuck-off that he turns into a literal demon. This form gives him a power boost because we all know anger makes us stronger instead of causing us to act irrational and lose because we don’t attack rationally, right?
=== See no Evil ===
Errrrr404 in his EJEE DEEMUN FYORM can conjure three kinds of eye-like rune, each performing different kinds of attacks. Yes, we have another color code. I promise this one’s short though:
1. Blue Eyes shoot massive, powerless lasers of devastation. Upon first being conjured however, it takes a little while for the lasers to charge and fire. These eyes act as a heavy, large attacks that opponents have to look out for and avoid while the time to do so.
2. Black Eyes are smaller than blue eyes, and for good reason. These are typically summoned en masse and release a rapid fire of magical projectiles. However, the firing range can be easily avoided by simply rolling or hopping out of the way. 
3. White Eyes are release slow moving, head-sized projectiles in all directions. It’s easier to avoid these by simply moving away from them. 
=== Hear No Evil ===
In this form, Will can deafen his enemies. It’s not much of an advantage, but the way he does this is by emitting hypersonic death-metal screams that shatter everyone’s ear drums. 
=== Speak No Evil ===
Errrr404 knows your deepest insecurities and regrets in this form. At that, since he’s a vicious asshole in this form, he will gleefully remind you of the worst moments of your life so he could lower your fight ethic.
=== My soul is NOT blue ===
Soul attacks such as making someone’s soul blue or green won’t work on him this time, you’re shit out of luck.
=== Six-tongued Pitchfork ===
EJEE DEEMUN404’s weapon of choice is an elaborate, black and blue pitchfork with six points. Despite it being a larger, more heavy weapon, Will is known to be able to use this weapon with utmost precision.
=== Devastating Presence ===
Will is so incredibly peeved in this form that sheer presence is a wrathful aura that swipes at all around it. 
=== Ok, that’s messed up ===
I guess Will was just too enraged and violent to use strings or chains. Now he uses long, sharp vertebrae to wrap around and bind things. That’s just creepy man, yikes.
 
|-| Biblically Accurate William =
Now, if there’s a form that relies on rage, then surely there’s a form that relies on happiness, right? Enter Will’s Angel form. Will really likes vaporwave music, so if he hears it, he becomes an Angel. Why did I make this? Because I’m running out of ideas for forms, stop complaining. Will gets a significant power boost in this form if he wears a rosary around his neck because the power of God is just that special. I was considering doing the same for Errrr404’s demon form and satanic objects, but satan sucks so I’m just not gonna.
=== SMITE! ===
Errrrr404 can smite the truly wicked with holy thunder. 
=== Fire Whirls ===
Errrr404 can summon twisters of divine flames in this holy form.
=== Sword of Eden ===
This has nothing to do with Alphatale’s Eden; rather, this has EVERYTHING to do with the Bible’s Eden. Will can use the flaming sword of Uriel, the Archangel guarding the entry to Eden. Think of this sword like a hot knife: sharp as hell and can cut through things like they’re butter. Take that and multiply it to however the hell the hottest sun is. 
=== Seraphim Wings ===
Will has been blessed with the wings of the seraphim. These wings have a variety of functions. They can shoot lasers from their eyes, shield damage, allow Will to fly at the speed of light, and even slam into enemies like fist.
=== Supreme Vision ===
Because of the crazy amount of eyes on Will in this form, he has a nice, 360° view of everything around him. Rather than disorient him, this allows him to dodge things easily. 
=== Wheels of Galgallin ===
At all times in this form, Billy has 2 indestructible Ophanim wheels surrounding him. These rings can act as chakrams, shields, and even an array of lasers since the eyes on them can fire off lasers.
=== Authority over the Demonic ===
Those who are of strong faith cannot be scathed by demons. Rather, demons can only cower before them.
 
|-| Cool404 =
Billy Mays eventually reached his peak, becoming a Chad just like Adam. He became so much of a Chad in fact that I decided to give him another form, this one being one where he can use his true Chad-hood.
=== Azul dominance ===
So long as an object is blue, Errrrr404 can control it. Doesn’t matter what it is, he can control it because blue is his favorite color and we all know that if something is your favorite color, you have complete control over it.
=== BIG BANG ===
Errrr404 can launch literal big bangs as explosive projectiles at people. He’s not playing this time, he’s actively acknowledging the fact he is a literal god now.
=== Double Team ===
Will can use double team, thereby making clones of himself that can be dispersed at Will. He usually uses this to confuse his enemies during battle or do two things at once.
=== True Mutli-tasking ===
Will’s mine has expanded so much that he can comprehend doing two completely different things at once, like chopping down a tree whilst building a giant robot or something idk. This goes hand aim hand with his double team ability.
=== Deletion ===
Snapping his fingers to delete things is too boring for Will, so the way he does it is by slamming a trash can onto people, the interior being filled the essence of deletion.
=== Perfected Trident ===
It goes without saying (I hope) that whenever Will goes into a higher form, he can use the abilities of lesser ones. Sometimes these abilities are enhanced however. His weapon from his EJEE DEEMUN FYORM (The Six-tongued Pitchfork) is now a 7-tongued blue one that’s noticeably more elaborate and sharp. It’s also no longer demonic, which is good because…well you know, demons are bad.
=== Platinum Rings ===
The wheels that circled Errrr404 in his biblically accurately form are now able to morph into shields and are generally harder now.
=== BUZZFLY Swarm ===
A swarm of butterflies hosting the power of Will’s BUZZFLY form can be summoned. These butterflies are naturally aggressive and tend to bite into their enemies and scratch them with their oddly sharp wings. Considering each has the power of the BUZZFLY form, the enemy’s probably cooked.
=== Error404: CharacterNotFound ===
As a “wise” man once said: every character has a final attack. So what’s Will’s? I sort of had a metal idea. So what happens is that he channels all of his energy into a blue aura that eventually turns into a giant fucking energy wave in the shape of several absurdly MASSIVE dragon heads. They all rush towards the enemy at unconquerable speeds and proceed to rapidly snap at the enemy, sort of like Venoct’s soultimate. When substantial damage is done, the dragon heads then mash into one massive head and unleash a blast so powerful that I’m honestly struggling trying to find a way to describe it. 
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== Cliche losing his fuckng mind over form stacking ==
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|-| Beezlebub404 =
It’s just Billy stacking his Buzzfly404 form and EJEE DEEMUN FYORM. You’re about to see a LOT of form stacking, so buckle up.
|-| EJEE DEEMUN666 FYORM =
EJEE DEEMUN FYORM + the Errrr666 fusion form. To add SOME flavor to this fusion, Will is much chiller in this form because Eruor doesn’t mind heavy metal. 
|-| Beezlebub666 =
EJEE DEEMUN FYORM + Buzzfly666 form. There’s nothing interesting to say here, it’s just more fucking form stacking. 
|-| UnspeakableFly404 =
Buzzfly404 + Unspeakable404. Don’t expect more descriptions related to these fusions. There’s absolutely nothing interesting about them anymore. Literally nothing. It’s just oodles and oodles of form stacking. I’m going to go fucking insane making this page I swear. 
|-| Unspeakable666 =
Errrrr666 + Unspeakable404.
|-| UnspeakableFly666 =
Buzzfly666 + Unspeakable404.
|-|You know what? Forget it, I give up. =
There is absolutely no reason to list all of these form combos. I did the math, that’s 5,040 fucking forms. Or actually, I probably did that math wrong. But I at least know there’s more than 29 forms. I am NOT listing all that. Fuck you, I’m not even DRAWING all that. You could make the argument that “erm well, this wouldn’t even be accurate to alpahtale anyways” but that, my friend, is where you are wrong. Shadikal, at some point, has form stacked all of Error404’s forms except perfect404, which came after that whole thing. Now, unnameable404 and my little angel404 thing I made are not canon to AlphaTale (I think), but still, I wanted to run with the joke that “form stacking’s lame. Don’t believe me? Try to comprehend this list,” but what you have to understand is that merely trying to make the fucking list is sanity breaking in itself, so I’m sorry, but I ain’t doin all that.
I’ve already lost my sanity on 5 occasions: 
1. Delving deep into the Backrooms fandom.
2. Going through Shadikal’s Tumblr, Twitter, discord server, and wiki so I can at least slightly know what the fuck I’m doing with betatale. 
3. Find the Chomiks in general.
4. This week (9/18/2023-9/22/2023) because I had to write like 50 fucking essays this week. 
5. Trying to memorize all 1017 (of the time of my typing this) Pokémon.
Not losing it a sixth- wait no, seventh time. There was a sixth time actually, that being when I had to memorize all these stupid fucking joints for Biology II. So no, I’m not losing my sanity a SEVENTH time. If you really want to see it, use your imagination or do it yourself.
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== Relationships ==
=== Chara ===
At first, Chara was the only friend that Will had. He was obsessed and had an unhealthy crush on her, to the point where the only reason he wanted Betatale back was because he wanted to fuck her. What a douchebag. However, a massive character arc later, Errrr404 ended up becoming a much better person, thereby causing Chara to genuinely like him instead of being his friend out of pity. Considering the fact that existence somehow gave them a child, the necessity of raising this kid together also brought them closer Although Will did his protagonistic shenanigans for more noble reasons later on, he always kept her in mind. On a good note, he kept her in mind admittedly for more honorable and honestly quite sweet reasons though. Chara is still Errrr404’s greatest friend and more despite him maturing; as a matter of fact, him maturing made his lust turn into love.
=== King Funnyverse Lancer ===
King Funnyverse is the son of Errrrrr404 and Chara. How that works I’m not going to explain, but it just happened to be like this. Surprisingly, Errrr404 ended up being a not so bad father at first. Sure, he was beginning his character arc, but it was honestly pretty surprising seeing him treat a child he didn’t even know was his so nicely. Perhaps this is what truly set off his character arc, who knows. What is known, however, is that Willy has an undying love for his son. He’s not the most overprotective, but at least he trusts the kid, which goes a long way considering Lancer really likes to be independent.
=== Dekios / Papyrus182 ===
This is the Papyrus from Errrrr404’s AU. They were very loosely related and were only brothers by technicality since Space Mom forcefully adopted the poor bastard. They weren’t really that close before Season 1 in the prologue considering Will was a sleazy, immature asshole. They would constantly bicker and get angry at each other throughout half of Season 1 until Will decided to not be a dick. Although they didn’t really have much time to interact considering they were severely rushed in Season 1, Season 2 reveals that the two came to trust each other since they were the only ones (who actively worked together, that is) in Season 1 who were aware of Azathoth’s trick and were kind of forced to be pals. Come the Stellar Bitch’s revival, the two assumed a partnership that’s comparable to that of Mario and Luigi, specifically from those cool RPG games Alpha-dream made.
=== Adam ===
Adam is the older brother of Will. Adam was and still is a role model that Will aspires to be like. Adam wishes so badly that they could just be normal brothers and that Will would just stop trying to be like him, but Errrr404 views him more as an example to follow. This of course would come to change in Season 2, but we haven’t gotten there yet.
=== Harrus / Ares ===
Harrus is another brother by technicality, considering he’s one of the many poor creatures that Space Mom decided to adopt and put under her “loving” care. The two didn’t have much of a relationship other than being travel buddies who trusted each other enough to not intervene in each other’s attacks and actions. This will most likely come to change in Season 2. I keep saying that, but let me just remind you that Season 1 was very experimental. Season 1 was essentially my experimental and beginning point in writing.
=== Jasús / HAM ===
Boy did the two have a shaky relationship. Before the events of Season 1, they were distant. Errrr404 was too much of a dick to really worry about about or care for Jasús. Come his transition into HAM, that indifference became bitter hatred. He disregarded the fact that he had an eldritch beast in his mind, driving him mad and instead focused on how he couldn’t get with Chara. Come his turnaround however, his outlook on HAM became different. Instead of seeing a monster, he saw HAM for what he was: a boy being dragged along by the will of a malicious recovering outer god. This thing was also Harrus’s brother, and he didn’t want to screw over Harrus, so he instead began to see HAM as something that needed to be saved. 
Come Season 2, their rivalry subsided. When Harrus had to go off and fight for OPtale, Jasús went to Errrrr404 for advice on life and in times where he was feeling down. At first, Will had no idea what to even say and was frankly lost. It was at this time, however, that he began to see Jasús for the damaged soul he was all along and decided that it was now his responsibility to try and mend that. Errrr404, with the help of Adam, helped Jasús to become a rather upstanding, fine gentleman. Jasús was the little brother that Errrr404 never (biologically, at least) had.
=== River ===
River is the father of Errrrr404. Considering he left his children out of fear of his crazy ex, Willy never really liked his dad. He didn’t even know who the man was; he left when he was a baby. When they first met in Season 1, it was whenever River was rescuing him from HAM’s Ugandan Knuckles army. Although bitter, the two quickly managed to make amends for their lack of time together. River would constantly stand up for his kids and was overall a pretty solid dad.
But that River was fake. It was an illusion set up by Azathoth. The real River was a coward who went to hide in his house whenever his kids, by fate, found him. This only served to make Errrr404 hate his father the most out of everyone in the group. This bitterness would subside however after River overcame his cowardice and saved his grandson, Lancer, from the gripping jaws of the Devourer of Gods. Where the relationship goes from there isn’t known yet considering Season 2 is underway, but I’ll get there eventually.
=== Space Mom ===
Space Mom, aka Wendy’s, is Errrrr404’s mother. The only person Will disliked more than his father was his mother…and rightfully so. His mother was a crazy, fucked up bitch who never really cared that much about him. Everyday he’d learn more and more messed up things about this woman to the point where it no longer surprised him. The only moments she was in his life were to verbally degrade him or have him involved in weird experiments. At that, he was entirely indifferent to her death in the end of the Prologue.
She would come to return in Season 2 however, serving as the main antagonist. What hatred he had for her doubled whenever she started off the second season with kidnapping Chara, siding with Cthulhu, and sending the crew on their way to collect “fuck off keys” so that they could so much as enter her castle and get Chara back. He views his mother as nothing more than a roadblock to a happy life, which is sad and all but can you really blame him?
== Useless Trivia ==
* Errrrrrr404 hates Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
* Billy Mays got his first car from Dekios of all people.
* He has no idea how to play just about any card game except for Go fish.
* The lazy appearance of Errrr404’s Wi-Fi deity is simply due to the fact that it wasn’t really a form he asked for or directly wanted, he had to quickly come up with something for it. He having appreciates the form, but it’s not necessarily his favorite or most useful one.