The Identities of Bashar Al-Assad

Bashar Al-Assad is a Syrian politician who acts as the current president of Syria as of 2000 and a certified gamer. Although people perceive him to be a regular dicator, most don't know of one particular attribute about him; his many identities.
As it turns out, various pop culture characters are actually Bashar in disguise (or something like that idfk), with the most telling indicator being their (supposed) striking similarities to them. These include...
=== The G-Man ===
Probably the most infamous (I mean not really but stfu) example of one of Bashar's identities. The G-Man is originates from the Half-Life series, where he acts as a sinister interdimensional bureaucrat that watches from the shadows and manipulates the event of his series to further the interest of his employers. But how does he relate to Bashar? Well, it's simple.
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I mean look at them bruh, literally the same characters smh
When it comes to his identities, Bashar being the G-Man is by far the most common running joke between us.
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More recent evidence, both Bashar and G-Man are in the same image, made by the GOAT partyrocker12, best known for his Loud House x Ba'athism edits.
===Princess Peach===
Princess Peach is another of his identities. She is the leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, which inferences to him being the leader of Syria, so the connection is already obvious (smh). Not to mention the fact she apparently looks like him, and uh...
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They... both have blue eyes and light skin I guess? Idfk some guy on Reddit said they looked alike so they are literally the same character smhhh
===Hotel Transylvania's Dracula===
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This fucking page is mad, uh, mentally alternative
===Jeremy Hunt===
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I have confused this mf with Bashar on like two different occasions so that means he is literally Bashar smh
===Gideon Graves===
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This is a pretty unique case, since Gideon doesn't really share any resemblance to Bashar; however, he goes by the nickname "G-Man" which (intentionally or not) connects him to the G-Man from the Half-Life series, which also means that they are the exact same character, and therefore he is actually another secret identity of Bashar al-Assad.
=== Fassad ===
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His name is extremely similar to Assad and he looks vaguely Middle-Eastern, which obviously means he's Bashar.
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