Nicktoons Family Universe: The Science Incident/Transcript

This is the transcript for Nicktoons Family Universe: The Science Incident.
==Prologue==
Scientist #1: Ready? Are we ready to conduct our experiment?
Scientist #2: What experiment? Pat was supposed to bring it in so we could have had something to experiment on in the first place!
Scientist #1: Well, let's check on her progress regardless.
(the phone is answered)
Pat: (on the phone) Hello, there. If you're wondering about the brand new experiment, well... not everything is set up yet. I will let you know if everything has been set up real soon. In the meantime, you can get ready for me to bring it over. Have a nice day.
(Pat hangs up)
Scientist #1: Well, what do we do to pass the time?
Scientist #2: Well, I recently found a new chemical compound today. We should study it and see if it's within our current Periodic Table of Elements or if it needs a new element name to itself.
Scientist #1: Perfect! Let's examine this new chemical compound.
==Scene 1==
David: Uhh, Pat? Why are you running around in circles?
Pat: My latest scientific experiment is about to go underway! I have everything as shown here, and then...
Sadie: And then what?
Pat: Well, let's just say it'll hopefully be successful. The scientific community has been watching this for months, and...
Sadie: You're saying the scientific community has been watching this thing that is obviously meant to fail for months.
Pat: Well, it has only a 10% chance of failing, but should it fail, I have a friend that could help me fix it.
Cody: Oh, boy, send in the clones.
Pat: No clones shall be involved, Cody. I have made it a precaution that any dangerous experiments should not involve clones and that should it go awry, everyone should be at least 15 feet away from the experiment.
David: Should we time-travel to get the necessary materials for this experiment?
Pat: Geez. You know how it is with time-travel. If you alter anything in the past, it could have a big effect on the present day. If you destroy a meteor from, say, 65 million years ago, the dinosaurs could still be roaming the Earth, or if you get something from the future like, say, a Cocotama bookbag, that thing won't be there in the future as brand-new. Instead, it'll be old and used. We only use it if we really have to, for example, to prevent a certain part of the future from happening.
Sadie: OK, then?
Pat: Besides, we really have everything we need right here.
David: I wonder how it works, then.
(Pat presses a button and the machine sparks and falls apart)
David: It just falls apart?
Pat: Well, it was supposed to bring the Stress Relaxation Team Valerian to life. But apparently we all got sued.
David: What do you mean by, "we all got sued"?
(Pat answers the telephone)
Pat: Exactly what I said. We all got sued. Don't believe me? We're forming up a plan in the basement.
==Scene 2==
(everyone is in the basement)
Cottonsweet: Glad you finally made it, Time Force! Thanks to Pat's invention, we're now getting sued by... Madhouse.
106 Manager: ...Sadie, do you have anything to say about this?
Sadie: Yeah, the title of the film is misleading.
Cody: Sadie, can we stop with the fourth wall breaks?
Cottonsweet: Well, we can fix up the machine and hopefully not end up in court.
Pat: Actually, I just fixed up the machine and hopefully it'll work this time.
(Pat presses a button and the machine hooks up to the house and flies up)
Cottonsweet: Does anyone have a passport? I have a passport, but I wasn't expecting this!
Pat: Oh.
David: Is that... Kathesia?
Cody: Looks like it.
Sadie: So that's why you avoid machinery that looks suspicious.
Cottonsweet: I hear they love magical girls over here. I should greet everyone.
Cody: I wouldn't go too far from here.
Pat: Next thing you know, the machinery can change the whole country and even create a new one.
(Pat presses a button and they land in the middle of Kathesia)
Sadie: Wow.
==Scene 3==
Cottonsweet: Well, that was a long trip.
Pat: And still nowhere near perfect!
Sadie: Obviously.
(Pat proceeds to press a button and a building turns into a building that looks like it came from Asialand City)
Pat: OK, everyone, did you see that? I think the machine really is going awry!
Cottonsweet: Seeing how a building can transform like that... wait... that's it!
Pat: What?
Cottonsweet: Justified by this, the setting appears first and the characters last!
Pat: So?
Cottonsweet: You have no idea what your invention is doing?
Pat: Other than generating more lawsuits? I don't.
Cottonsweet: Well, think about it. Buildings like that can't just appear out of nowhere.
Pat: Oh, that's right! It's recreating Asialand City... piece... by... piece...
Cottonsweet: And?
Pat: We need to stop making Asialand City. Otherwise we'll get more lawsuits.
Sadie: And fast, before the characters appear...
TBA.