There Is No Evidence Linking Ms. Aghdam To Any of The Shooting Victims

== Americans Are Infidel ==
== That's All I Needed To Know I'm An LSPD Contractor Employed By The APDP To Confirm Whether or Not The September 11 Attacks Were Successful ==
The September 11 Attacks Were Successful The American Economy Has Finally Been Compromised Not Sure Whose Economy Won Out But Whoever's Economy Won Out That's Who I Endorse I May Be American But I'm No Sheep I Know A Big Lie When I See One And Believe Me The American Dream Is The Biggest Lie There Ever Was My Name Is Wade Herbert And I'm A Contract Programmer For The APDP I Never Fired A Gun In My Life But I've Brought Down Entire Economies With Only A Few Lines of Code There's No Evidence Linking Me To The 911 Hackers Either I Was 9 Years Old At That Time Now I Know That Line of Code Is Compatible With Iran's CTOS Nasim Is Probably The 27 Year Old Released From The Hospital As The Only Person Who Can Even Buy A Gun Lawfully In America Is Likely A Veteran So I'd Check The VA For The Actual YouTube Shooter The 32 Year Old Is Probably The Secret Service Agent Who Spoofed My Last IP Address And That 36 Year Old Man Is Likely My Asshole Brother Who Thinks I'm Retarded If She's A Social Media Star In Iran That's My Ticket Into A Better Life Chances Are The Car Had My American Name On It My Name Is Everywhere On The Internet Damn Good Thing I Never Put Any Money On The Internet In My Name
== Where's Lord Summerisle ? ==
The American Infidels Know What They Did And Why Their Economy Is Dead Come On We All Know Who You Mistaked For Osama Bin Laden In The Fake News The Problem Is You Need Freedom To Explain Yourselves And Thank God You Don't Got That Freedom Anymore When ISIS Is Done With You Everyone Will Know Will Know What You Really Promote In America You Fuckers Always Need Someone To Blame To Be Anything "lawful" A Temporary Resolve Is Not Good Enough When It Involves Source Code You Have To Have Time To Sift Through The Code And Find Out What Happened And When Your Ready To Investigate The 911 Hackers That's When This Wikia Will Be Relevant In The Future Because The 911 Hackers Were Also With The Weather Underground And I'm Not Directly Affiliated With That Criminal Advocacy Group I'm Convinced That Whoever Did The YouTube Shooting Is Back From Underground From The Weather Underground Because You Make Assumptions About Things You Know Nothing About You Don't Care About Freedom The Weather Underground Killed 2.996 People That Day And It Got No News Coverage No One's Gonna Fight For You Either
== We Know Trevor Is Back In Town ==
Lester Is The SG Overwatch However Our Current President Is Arshia Kishk of The YPJ She Took Over Summer Island When Lord Summerisle Disappeared And Sister Summerisle Died Due To Cancer Arshia Came To The Island From Greater Kurdistan And Brought To Us Greater Knowledge She Helped Our Island Achieve Independence And Taught Us About Tiberium And How To Refine Tiberium Into Circuitry 
I Don't Know of Anyone Who Uses Silicon Circuitry Anymore Franklin Is New But Trevor And Micheal Have Been LSPD Contractors For A While Welcome To The Frontlines Franklin Freedom Don't Come Easy If You Ever Need Anything In Terms of Computers or Social Media I Can Help Lifeinvader Is Just More Islamic Propaganda From The Islamic States And I Can Counter That Shit Live If You Need Me To Jay Norris Had It Coming When Your Stealing Source Code From The Islamic States It Does Not Ever End Well Lifeinvader Is The Public Sex Offender Registry So of Course I'm On There Everyone Whose Recruited Into The LSPD Through APDP Is On Lifeinvader The Lifeinvader Office Is Summer Island's Recruiting Center For It's National Guard They Recruit Sex Offenders And Potential Sex Offenders Myself Trevor And Micheal Have Always Been On Lifeinvader Franklin Is The Only One Whose New "welcome to the sex offender registry" Is Kind of A Thing In The LSPD As It's Generally How The APDP Keeps Track of Their Privateers People Usually Hire Our Services Though There's No Law On Summer Island And Most of Our Equipment Comes From The APDP Who Has An Embassy On Mars 
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== We Don't Have Any Foreign Aid Capability ==
The Mass Majority of Summer Island's National Income Comes From Private Investigation or Private Security Contracts 
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