トラフィック・ジャム (Traffic Jam)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
Ha Ha, Shut up. 	 	
 	 	
ああやだやだ衝突だ 何処のどいつが悪いんだ 	aa yada yada shoutotsu da doko no doitsu ga warui nda 	Oh no, oh no, it’s a collision! Who’s at fault?
パシャパシャとフラッシュ焚いた まあなんて可哀想な 	pashapasha to furasshu taita maa nante kawaisou na 	Click, click, the flash went off — well, it’s kind of pathetic
首吊って詫びんのが良いや 先立つ不孝を許してや 	kubitsutte wabin no ga ii ya sakidatsu fukou o yurushite ya 	Would hanging yourself be a good apology? Would your parents forgive you for dying before them?
許さねえや 追い込めや 逃げんのかい この腰抜けが 	yurusanee ya oikome ya nigen no kai kono koshinuke ga 	Or not? Are you cornered? Can you run away like the coward you are?
 	 	
ああまただ 衝突だ 赤信号点滅だ さあ 	aa mata da shoutotsu da akashingou tenmetsu da saa 	Oh no, not again — another collision! The traffic light is blinking red
今度はどいつが悪いんだ 誰でもいいや 	kondo wa doitsu ga warui nda dare demo ii ya 	Who’s at fault this time? It doesn’t matter who
じゃああいつのせいだ 	jaa aitsu no sei da 	It’s, uh… that guy’s fault!
譲り合いもへったくれもない 	yuzuriai mo hettakure mo nai 	Fuck compromises!
やるかやられるか 大概にせえや 	yaru ka yarareru ka taigai ni seeya 	It’s do or die, but don’t get carried away
おいらにゃ関係ない? 	oira nya kankei nai? 	‘S not our problem, right?
そうは問屋が卸しゃしねえんだわ 	sou wa ton’ya ga orosha shinee nda wa 	The wholesaler won’t sell stuff like this
 	 	
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
君が逝くまで 	kimi ga iku made 	Til you die
僕が逝くまで 	boku ga iku made 	Til I die
痛み分けなどしないんで 	itamiwake nado shinai nde 	We won’t call off the fight due to injury
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
鍍金が剥げるまで 	mekki ga hageru made 	Til our veneers peel off
朝が来るまで 	asa ga kuru made 	Til morning comes
二人で涎分け合っていよう 	futari de yodare wakeatte iyou 	Let’s you and me swap spit
 	 	
あら悲しい あな哀しい事ばかり起きるね 	ara kanashii ana kanashii koto bakari okiru ne 	Oh, how sad — tragic things just keep happening, don’t they?
然も さもしいこの魂 生を受けたは良いが 	samo samoshii kono tamashii sei o uketa wa ii ga 	It’s good that this truly selfish soul was given life, but…
粗探し、穴探し 飽くなき人の性 	arasagashi, anasagashi, akunaki hito no saga 	Constantly finding fault and poking holes is just human nature
爪 灯した火で養生せんとな 	tsume tomoshita hi de youjousen to na 	It’ll be healed by the flame ignited by claws
 	 	
ちょい待ちな、この街じゃ夜は悲喜交々 	choi machi na, kono machi ja yoru wa hikikomogomo 	Wait a sec, in this town the night is bittersweet
ちっぽけな灯火じゃ凍えるがオチさ 	chippoke na tomoshibi ja kogoeru ga ochi sa 	It just ends up with the tiny lights freezing over
雨晒し憂さ晴らし 屁理屈の速贄 	amazarashi usabarashi herikutsu no hayanie 	A weather-beaten distraction, a sacrifice of sophism
兎角生き辛い世の中になったね 劣 呻吟 	tokaku ikitsurai yo no naka ni natta ne retsu shingin 	Anyway, it’s gotten hard to live in this world, huh? Inferior moaningPronounced the same as "let's singing"
 	 	
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
君が逝くまで 	kimi ga iku made 	Til you die
僕が逝くまで 	boku ga iku made 	Til I die
足が付くとか有り得ないんで 	ashi ga tsuku toka arienai nde 	There’s no way a chain’s being put around my leg“Ashi ga tsuku,” literally “(someone’s) leg is caught,” either refers to a criminal being found out or, less commonly, to getting married. I feel it’s possible a double meaning was intended here.
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
愚者愚者になるまで 	gushagusha ni naru made 	Til we’re soaked and turn into fools“Gushagusha” is usually onomatopoeia for being soaking wet, but it’s written here as a repetition of the word “gusha” meaning “fool.”
酔いが覚めるまで 	yoi ga sameru made 	Til we sober up
棺の中で交わっていよう 	hitsugi no naka de majiwatte iyou 	Let’s do it in a coffin
 	 	
不安に駆られて ふらふらとさ 	fuan ni kararete furafura to sa 	My anxiety spikes and I’m unsteady
行き着いたが最後 後に引けない 	ikitsuita ga saigo ato ni hikenai 	Once you get there, there’s no going back
ゆりかごから墓場まで亡者 	yurikago kara hakaba made mouja 	We’re dead people from the cradle to the grave
 	 	
ああいつもの衝突だ さあ今度はどいつが犠牲者だ 	aa itsumo no shoutotsu da saa kondo wa doitsu ga giseisha da	Ah, it’s the usual collision — who’s the victim this time?
こりゃ相当タチが悪いぜって ウケる 	korya soutou tachi ga warui ze tte ukeru 	“Isn’t this pretty cruel?” That’s a good one
キリもモラルもハナから無いわ 	kiri mo moraru mo hana kara nai wa 	There was never any end or any moral to begin with
踊り踊らされ満ちてく渋滞 	odori odorasare michiteku juutai 	Dancing and being made to dance, the traffic jam’s getting worse
無意味な人生既に袋小路 	muimi na jinsei sude ni fukurokouji 	But my pointless life has already reached a dead end
誰も彼も手前を解さぬよう 	dare mo kare mo temee o kaisanu you 	I’ll pray faithfully every day
俺が日々 聢と祈ってやろう 	ore ga hibi shikkato inotte yarou 	That no one else will appreciate you
 	 	
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
君が逝くまで 	kimi ga iku made 	Til you die
僕が逝くまで 	boku ga iku made 	Til I die
痛み分けなどしないんで 	itamiwake nado shinai nde 	We won’t call off the fight due to injury
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
鍍金が剥げるまで 	mekki ga hageru made 	Til our veneers peel off
朝が来るまで 	asa ga kuru made 	Til morning comes
二人で涎分け合って 	futari de yodare wakeatte 	Let’s you and me swap spit
 	 	
Deuce Deuce Deuce! 	 	
咳が爆ぜるまで 	seki ga hazeru made 	Til a cough bursts out of me
喉が軋むまで 	nodo ga kishimu made 	Til my throat hurts
二人で吐息剥奪して 	futari de toiki hakudatsu shite 	Let’s strip each other of our sighs
ずっとずっと居られたなら 	zutto zutto irareta nara 	If we stayed here like this forever
俺は人間なんかに 	ore wa ningen nanka ni 	I’d be able to get by
成らずに済んだのにな 	narazu ni sunda no ni na 	Without ever becoming human
 	 	
さあ往生しよう 	saa oujou shiyou 	Come on, let’s give up on life
この終わった世界で 	kono owatta sekai de 	In this finished world,
Deuceが尽きるまで 	Deuce ga tsukiru made 	Until the deuce runs out,
骨身惜しまず交わっていよう 	honemi oshimazu majiwatte iyou 	Let’s do it, giving our flesh and bone unsparingly
==Translation Notes==
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*ZERO to ONE (album)
*SHIMNEY (album)
A cover of this song was featured on the following album:
*Vivid BAD SQUAD SEKAI ALBUM vol.1 (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
*piapro - Off-vocal (2mix)
*Nicocommons - Off-vocal
*TuneCore - Streaming
===Unofficial===
*Vocaloid Wiki
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*bluepenguin - Translation source
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