Pokemon Sun & Moon: The Movie/Transcript

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== Part 1: Back to Kanto ==
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Columbia Pictures logo
MGM logo 
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Village Roadshow Pictures logo
Amblin Entertainment logo
*the screen zooms into the moon*
*then the screen slowly zooms down*
*eventually we can see Ash at his house knocking the door*
*screen zooms into Ash*
Ash: *knocks on door* Mom?
Delia: Oh, hi, sweetie! Back from a long journey?
Ash: Yeah, mom. I miss Kalos.
Delia: It's okay. Why don't I get you fixed up? 
Ash: Sure, mom.
*both walk inside and drink hot cocoa*
Delia: *sips hot cocoa* So who do you miss?
Ash: I miss my friends, Clemont and Bonnie, and.... Serena... 
*cuts to several Ash and Serena flashbacks which is the first of many AmourShipping references in this movie* 
Delia: Is she like, you're girlfriend, or something? Or is it like, a "private thing"? 
Ash: Yeah, she's my girlfriend, I guess.
Delia: Oooooooh! *immitates lip noises*
Ash: Mom?
Delia: *keeps on going*
Ash: MOM! *bangs on table*
Delia: Oh, sorry. Yes, sweety pie?
Ash: Listen, I'm gonna leave.
Delia: AGAIN?! I never get to have time with you, sweetie. You're always... traveling, and, it's been tough, with just me, and Mimey. 
Mimey: MR. MIME MIME!
Ash: But listen. If you can at least try, TRY to not embarrass me all the time, then maybe I'll let you come with.
Delia: Really?! YAY!
Ash: Okay, let's go, Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika! (Finally! A line!)
== Part 2: The Airport Incident ==
*Delia starts the car*
Delia: We're goin' to Alola! 
Everyone: Yay!
*car shown driving on the road*
*they arrive at the airport*
*the automatic door opens and makes a noise*
Ash: We're here! Yeah!
Loudspeaker: Attention, everyone. We are boarding a trip to Alola in about 5 hours.
Delia: Perfect! That's all the time we need! Let's go get our tickets!
Pikachu: Pika! (Yeah! How about it?!)
*Ash and Delia run up to the ticket clerk*
Delia: Two tickets, please!
The clerk: Where? 
Delia: *utters* Rude.
The clerk: What were you uttering?
Delia: Uhh, nothing! Two tickets to Alola, please!
The clerk: *observes Delia* I could've sworn you've said something else. Just tell me.
Delia: Uhh, no! No, no! I said nothing!
Ash: I've got this. She said nothing at all. JUST GIVE US THE STUPID TICKETS!
*everyone notices Ash and stares at him*
Jimmy (to Dawn): *whispers* Is that seriously your friend?
Delia: *angry* ALRIGHT, ASH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T NEED YOU TO START TOO!
Ash: *sad* But, but... mom...
Delia: BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'RE NOT GOING TO ALOLA! YOU GARGANTUAN SON OF A.... *stops*
*everyone stares at Delia and laughs at Ash*
Jimmy: Ha ha! *runs up the escalator*
Dawn: *cries* Where are you going? Don't be mean to him!
*more laughing*
Delia: Let's go.
Ash: But mom...
Delia: LET'S GO.
*Sad Song by We the Kings plays*
*Delia starts the car*
*Ash stares out the window*
*the car arrives at the house*
*they both go inside*
*the song gets quiter*
*Ash walks upstairs to his room and cries on his pillow*
Ash: My life is such a LIE!
Delia: *walks to Ash's room* Hey, Ash...
Ash: *extremely angry* WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Delia: Look, Ash, it's not your fault...
Ash: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!
Delia: Shhhh...
Ash: *calms down* What?
Delia: It's not your fault. It's that pain in the butt for clerk. 
Ash: Yeah, but, everyone hates me now.
Delia: Yeah, except me.
*kisses Ash's forehead*
Delia: I love you, sweetheart.
Ash: I love you too, Mom.
*screen zooms outside the house and the song gets louder*
*it becomes daytime again*
*the song ends*
== Part 3: Revenge of the Ketchums ==
*Ash wakes up*
Delia: Good morning.
Ash: Hi.
Delia: Listen.
Ash: What?
Delia: We're going to ALOLA!
Ash: Cool.
Delia: *frowns* I thought you would be more excited...
*sad music plays*
*the music stops*
Ash: *makes one of those unwatchable anime faces* AWESOME!
Delia: Okay! I'll go start the car!
Ash: We're going to Alola! We're going to Alola! We're going to Alola! All right!
*they drive to the airport*
Delia: We're here!
Ash: Yes!
Jimmy: They're here.
Ash: Go back to Johto, you squash! (It's a stupid VeggieTales reference cuz in the show there was this squash called Jimmy and guess what who cares.)
Jimmy: What kind of loser comeback was that?
Ash: I'm... I'm not a loser...
Jimmy: Well... I think you are...
Ash: I've never felt so embarrassed in my life before...
Jimmy: Well, you should.
Dawn: S'cuse me! Coming through! Excuuuse me!
*Dawn makes eye contact with Ash*
Dawn: Jimmy! Again?
Jimmy: But I was just trying to bully a loser!
Dawn: I've had enough of this! Hi, Ash!
Ash: Hey.
Jimmy: This is your friend. Your loser friend.
*Ash and Dawn stare at each other for a while*
Dawn: Wait! Stop! I love him!
Ash: I love you more!
Dawn: No, I love you more!
Jimmy: This is so disturbing.
*Jimmy observes Ash*
Jimmy: *rolls eyes* Fine. You're not a loser.
Ash: Yes!
Jimmy: Heh heh. What?
Ash: I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser!
Delia: This is so weird. *drags Ash*
Ash: I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser. I'M NOT A LOSER!
Jimmy: Wow. Such a sad kid.
== Part 4: Goodbye, Kanto. Aloha, Alola! ==
Ash: Come on, mom! We're gonna miss our flight!
Delia: Calm down, Ash! I'm going!
(They arrive at the gate.)
Ash: Aha! Let's go through!
(Ash and Delia go on the plane and they fly to Alola)
(The song How Far I'll Go from Moana plays when they arrive at Alola)
Ash: We're here!
Narrator: Turn that stupid music off! (music turns off) Okay, Ash and Delia Ketchum are now in Alola, where they can have fun, relax, and-
(Record Scratch noise)
Professor Kukui: Hello! Would you like to sign up for the School of Alola? The first day is tomorrow!
Ash: SCHOOL? SCHOOL? OH HELL NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Delia: Yes it is. It's happening. Yes! We'd LOVE to sign up for the school!
Ash: But... but... why? *cries*
Delia: You gotta go to school sweetie! You don't go to school!
(Two surfers walk by)
Surfers: Too school for cool! (weird laugh)
Ash: RRRRRUAAAAAGH!
== Part 5: Ash vs Mallow ==
(The next day)
Ash: So this is the School of Alola. (really long moan)
Kid #1: Oh look! It's that kid from YouTube!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Ash: UGH. This is exactly why I didn't wanna go to school in the first place. 
Kid #2: Wow man! That sucks! I wish I wasn't you! (laughs)
Ash: I'm going to kill Mom when I get home.
(Ash walks inside the school)
(Everyone laughs at Ash and says stuff like "airport crybaby" and of course the usual "loser")
(Ash walks to his locker)
Mallow: Smooth.
Ash: (in an angry way) What did you say to me?
Mallow: I said smooth. Anyways, I'm Mallow. Welcome to school, *elbows Ash* jerk.
Ash: You're the jerk.
Mallow: (extremely cynically) Oh really? You just gave me attitude. You wanna fight? Because we can fight. And I ain't talkin' 'bout Pokemon battlin' either. I mean a fistfight.
Ash: No. No fights.
Mallow: Pssh. Coward.
Ash: I'm not a coward! (shoves Mallow)
Mallow: (EXTREMELY angry) WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?
Ash: I fought. You said you wanted a fight? Well, you got yourself a fight.
Kids: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mallow: (shrugs) Will you guys just shut up?
== Part 6: Class ==
(school bell rings)
Professor Kukui: Good morning, class. I am Professor Kukui. (writes his last name on the chalkboard) KUKUI. Okay, does anyone have any questions?
(A kid named Kiba raises his hand)
Professor Kukui: Yes, you...
Kiba: Watashitachiha jibun jishin o shōkai suru tsumoridesu ka? (Japanese for "Are we going to introduce ourselves?")
Professor Kukui: Okay. I have no idea WHAT you just said. Anyways, moving on!
(A kid named Logan raises his hand)
Professor Kukui: Yes, you, whose name I don't know.
Logan: Hi. I'm Logan. Anyways, are we going to introduce ourselves?
Professor Kukui: Sure! Okay everyone, let's form a nice big circle! (sings Getting to Know You from The King & I) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you... (stops singing) Alrighty folks! I'm going to throw a ball and you're going to say your name. (throws the ball to Logan)
Logan: I'm Logan. (throws the ball to Kiba)
Kiba: Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa Kiba. (Japanese for "Hello, I am Kiba.")
Professor Kukui: WHAT? Anyways, throw the ball. Throw. The. Ball.
Kiba: (Throws the ball to Mallow)
Mallow: I'm Mallow. (Throws the ball to Kiawe)
Kiawe: I'm Kiawe. (Throws the ball to Sophocles)
Sophocles: (Gets hit by the ball and everyone laughs at him) I'm Sop-
Professor Kukui: Wait a minute. EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP! Okay, now you can go.
Sophocles: I'm Sophocles. (throws the ball to Charleyyy [if you watch SuperMarioLogan AKA the WORST YouTube channel ever, you'll get the joke.] from Charleyyy & Friends)
Charleyyy: Hi guys, I'm Charleyyy.
(Random applause)
Professor Kukui: AHHHHHH! (Shoots the entire room with a gun)
Charleyyy: That's my cue to go! (Runs from school and throws the ball to Lillie)
Lillie: I'm Lillie. (throws the ball to Lana)
Lana: I'm Lana. (throws the ball to Ash)
Ash: ...
Professor Kukui: What? Do you remember your name? Do you even HAVE a name?
Ash: Uhh...
Professor Kukui: JUST SAY YOUR DAMN NAME ALREADY, JASON BOURNE!
Ash: (Punches his head) I'M ASH KETCHUM FROM PALLET TOWN!
Professor Kukui: Now I know where to stalk on you. Anyways, let's begin!
(Kid raises hand)
Professor Kukui: Yes?
Terrence: Um. You forgot me.
== Part 7: New Friends & New Foes ==
*Bell rings and cuts to Ash and Kiawe walking in the hallway*
Ash: So, you're that fire guy, I see.
Kiawe: Yeah, pretty cool, right? I mean, I just incinerate the hell out of people!
Ash: Okay... anyways, I'm really not enjoying this new school. Everyone's picking on me and stuff. I really don't like it.
Kiawe: Nah. You'll get used to it. The girls are really cute here. Anyways, see ya!
Ash: Yeah... bye...
*Ash walks up to his locker and opens it up*
Ash: Cute girls just aren't ready for me yet.
*After Ash closes his locker, Lillie appears to the left of Ash*
Lillie: Hi!
Ash: Oh, uh... hey!
Lillie: You're Ash, right?
Ash: Um... yep! That's me! (scratches head) Heh heh...
Lillie: You were that kid from the video.
Ash: (turns red) Yeah, unfortunately...
Lillie: It's okay.
Ash: Really?
Lillie: Yeah. You're cool.
Ash: Thanks. Maybe things won't be so bad after all!
Lillie: I mean, when you get to know everyone a bit better, it's really not that bad.
*bell rings*
Lillie: Yeah, sorry, I really gotta go. See ya!
Ash: Bye!
*Professor Kukui approaches Ash in the hallway.*
Professor Kukui: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LATE, ASH!
Ash: Ugh. What now?
Professor Kukui: YOU'RE, LIKE, THE WORST 32 YEAR OLD EVER!
Ash: Well, I'm actually 10...
Professor Kukui: But your show started in, like, 1997. You're 32 in my book. Go to class or you're expelled!
Ash: Jokes on you. I actually WANNA be expelled!
Professor Kukui: If you go to class, you WILL be expelled. How about that?
Ash: YES! I'M GOING TO CLASS! I'M GOING TO CLASS!
Professor Kukui (under his breath): I'm not actually expelling him. He doesn't deserve to get what he wants.
== Scene 8- The Next Class ==
*Ash runs into his next class.*
Ash (excitedly): I'm getting expelled, I'm getting expelled, yeah!
*The whole class stares at Ash.*
Dave: Hey, uh, are you okay?
Ash: Never been better! I'm getting expelled!
Mr. Mico: Ash, is it? *He sighs.* You're not getting expelled just for going into class on time.
Ash: What do you mean?! Kukui said I'd get expelled if I head to class!
Dave: I see what's happening. He wanted you to go to class. He wasn't going to expel you, Ash.
Ash: That little—
*Meanwhile, with Team Rocket.*
Jessie: Let's call the boss, tell him we set up a base!
Meowth: Yeah! Also, I built this robot.
James: Whoa. You think it can help us capture Pikachu?
Meowth: Of course, ya dimwit. I created it myself to do just that. I dub it... R O C K E T B O T. 
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