Behavior Card Day (Lil DeVille version)

It was behavior card day at Phil and Lil DeVille's school, and Barbara Gordon just came for a visit, despite being in eighth grade at Gotham Middle School. Miss Appleby said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Miss Weemer has gone."
"No, mam." said the students.
"Well, she got poorly with the flu bug." said Miss Appleby, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad.
"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Lil when she looked at her black card, "Miss Appleby, can I please have one more chance?"
"Absolutely not, Lillian DeVille!" shouted Miss Appleby, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"
Lil was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.
Barbara was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, Miss Appleby?"
"That is totally correct, Barbara!" smiled Miss Appleby, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."
Barbara was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.
Savanna Shane, Buster Carmichael, and Justin Rogers came third. "Aww, snap!" Savanna exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Buster, and Justin each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"
"Well, Savanna Shane, Buster Carmichael, and Justin Rogers," Miss Appleby explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"
Savanna, Buster, and Justin were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.
Fourth came Chuckie Finster. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"
"That's right, Chuckie." said Miss Appleby, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."
Chuckie stayed put.
Angelica Pickles came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" she shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"
Miss Appleby shook her head. "Never for the 100th time, Angelica Charlotte Pickles!" she shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"
Angelica was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.
Timmy McNulty was sixth. He was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about his card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" he moaned.
"That is correct, Timothy McNulty!" said Miss Appleby angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"
Timmy ran out of the classroom in tears.
Ten minutes later...
When Tommy Pickles and Kimi Finster got two bubblegum pink cards (Which was five whole years off), she got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" she exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"
"Me, too!" replied Tommy.
"Wow, Thomas Malcolm Pickles and Kimberly Watanabe Finster! You two have been the super duper students ever!" exclaimed Miss Appleby, "You two got five whole years off! You both may go home now!"
Tommy and Kimi are so happy that they skipped merrily out of the classroom.
When Barbara came back to home in the side of Gotham City, she showed her card to her father, Commissioner James Gordon. He was very happy.
"Well done, Barbara! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with your friends, your brothers, and the Lost Teenage Titans as your reward."
"Thank you so much, Dad!" said Barbara, hugging James Gordon, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"
"You're welcome, Barbara." James Gordon smiled.
But meanwhile, back in the other side of Gotham City, Lil got home and showed her card to her own father, Bruce Wayne. He was very angry.
"Lillian Marie Jill DeVille Wayne, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Bruce shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Phil and Ace the Bat-Hound!"
"Yes! I agree with what Bruce said!" Marilyn Monroe said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"
"You're even worse than Angelica!" Phil, Lil's twin brother, added.
"And you're one of the troublemakers!" his pet dog, Ace the Bat-Hound, agreed.
"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Lola Loud retorted angrily, "It was Savanna, Buster, and Justin's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Tommy!"
Phil and Ace got shocked. Bruce angrily stormed towards Lil. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more "Barney's Great Adventure", no more Barney movies, no more Sesame Street movies, no more Groundling Marsh movies, no more Lyrick Studios movies, no more Reptar stuff, no more going out to Reptarland, no more shopping, no more use of your cell phone, no more sending emails, no more beans, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more Burger King, no more Taco Bell, no more KFC, no more Pizza Hut, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Baskin Robbins and no more Dairy Queen for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"
Lil got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"
That did it! Bruce slapped Lil very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty, bratty girl!"
"Well, good!" Lil scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room.
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Category:Behavior Card Day
Category:X Gets Expelled
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