Rise of Deh Toliet Master

==Prologue: Deh Toliet RISES==
ONCE UPON A TIME… THERE WAS A TIME… WHEN A TOILET MASTER ROSE!!!
DUN DUN DUMMB
That's kinda all you need to know.
==Chapter 1: THE STORY STARTS NOW YAY==
Mario: I'm bored
Chill crashes the Aqua Grabber through Mario's wall
Mario: …Hai?
Chill: HAY!
Mario: What were you doing with that?
Chill: …I wanted to see what happens if you attach balloons onto the Aqua Grabber with Jet Packs :D
Mario: o… Well I'm board, and there's nothing on TV D:
Mario changes the channel on his TV again
Reporter Tom: And today marks the 2-year anniversary of deh magic French Fry's defeat!
Chill: olook, it's been 2 years since we defeated the French Fry, and for some reason has been peaceful ever sense
Mario: But its BORING without constant villains attacking everyday
Chill: Who cars? At least there's not a new villain attacking every day, cuz that wud get annoying
Mario: Troo…
Chill: BESIDES, It's been 2 years, wouldn't have another villain attacked us by now?
Mario: Troo… again
Chill: For now how about we go around the Town and throw snowballs at random doodz? :D
Mario: …OTAY
MEANWHILE IN THE CLUB PENGUIN SEWERS NO ONE KNEW ABOUT SO IT MIGHT NOT EXIST
???: MWA HA HU GU MU LA!!
??? pulls out a plunger
???: Everyone has so much PEACE in their lives today… but EVERYONE knows EVERYTHING good comes to an end!
??? starts laughing manically
???: MWA HA HU DA MU LA GU MAAAAHAHGAUGJAMSAGDAGAGASWD
???'s Mom: SHADDAP SON, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!
???: o uh sowwie mom…
???'s Mom: IT'S OKAY SWEETIE I FORGIV U
???: :D
??? puts on a jet pack and flies out of the sewers into the light
A Really Weird Looking Penguin: NOW TO START MY PLAN!!
MEANWHILE AT THE TOWN
Mario and Chill throw some more snowballs at random penguins
Penguin #4: Hay >:|
Mario: ...This is really boring
Chill: Well sowwie, you come up with something :|
Mario: BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THAT!!
Chill: Dat socks
Mario: Wanna call Penquino?
Chill: Okai
*Mario: HAY PEQUINO
*Operator: Your call has been moved to-
*Mario: SHADDAP AND GIMME PENQUINO, WE'RE NOT USING THAT JOKE AGAIN!!!!
*Penquino: Oh hay
*Mario: Come to the Town :D
*Penquino: But I'm busy counting all my leftover Eggnog!
*Mario: Wat
*Penquino: I counted 1,327 so far :D
*Mario: But counting is math and math is boring D:
*Penquino: Eggnog overrides that though-
*Mario: GET OVA HEAR!!!
Mario puts his Arm through his EPF Spy Phone's speaker grabs Penquino and brings him to the Town
Mario: :D
Penquino: But my eggnog D:
Mario: 2bad :D
Chill: So uh, wut are we trying to do?
Mario: FIRST, we'll get back mostly everybody from the old party, then... uhhh... WE DO ADVENTURE STUFF!
Penquino: And if it fails?
Mario: I'll be bored :(
Penquino: Meh, I GUESS it beats counting eggnog
Mario: Dats the spirit :D
A Really Weird Looking Penguin suddenly flies into the Town with a Jet Pack
A Really Weird Looking Penguin: I AM DEH TOLIET MASTER!!!!!111
Chill: u smell weird
Toliet Master: Are you gonna fear me or something?
Mario: Nah, you aren't that scary, just a new level of weird
Toliet Master: BUT-
Penguin #4: Shouldn't your name be TOILET Master not Toliet Master?
Toliet Master: Well you see-
Mario: Ignore the weirdo, let's go find Brookelas :D
Chill and Penquino: YEY
Toliet Master: BUT GUYS I'M THE TOLIET MASTER! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!
Penquino: You should flush your dream of being a Toilet Master, it's kinda weird :P
Toliet Master: BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A TOILET MASTER I WANNA BE A TOLIET MASTER!!
Toliet Master looks around to notice everybody in the Town left
Toliet Master: Those little… I'll show them what happens when they ignore the TOLIET MASTER!!!! >:D
Penguin #9: Hi! Who r u talkin to?
Toliet Master: …Go away
==Chapter 2: THIS CHAPTER HAS NO TITLE CUZ I'M LAZY==
Mario looks up at the chapter's name
Mario: ...rly?
Author: Yes :3
Chill: But it DOES have a title
Author: Yeah so?
Chill: It says it doesn't have a title
Author: It doesn't have a CREATIVE title
Mario: But it doesn't say it doesn't have a creative title, just titles in general D:
Author: …
Mario: Ur weird :3
Author: You need to shut up
Penquino: Where did he come from anyway? There hasn't been an author in forever :|
Fourth Wall: OW!!
Author: NO MOAR QUESTIONS, JUST CONTINUE THE DANG PLOT!!!!!!!
Penquino: LET'S GO FIND BROOKELAS
The Party: YAAAAAAAAAAAY
The Party charges through Brookelas's igloo's wall
Mario: HAI BROOK
Brookelas: …
Penquino: Also while we're here, !pwn Brookelas :D
Chill: Didn't LM disable LM96Bot a long time ago tho?
Penquino: :(
Brookelas: HA! You can't !pwn me anymore!
Penquino: :(
…
Mario: So uh…
Brookelas: Why are you guys here anyway?
Mario: Cuz we're gonna go on an EPIC ADVENTURE and we need YOU to come with us :D
Brookelas: Oh okay, I was actually gonna go hang out with Hosp-
Mario: NOPE, NO EXCUSES YOU'RE COMING
Mario grabs Brookelas and everyone else somehow (wow does he have 3 flippers O_o) and runs around Igloo Lane some more
Mario runs around Igloo Lane dragging everyone with him
Brookelas: Seriously guys I should REALLY be with Hop-
Mario: NO EXCUSES! NOW LET'S GO GET HAT AND SHARK
Everybody but Brookelas: YAY
Brookelas: …But-
Mario: NO! You're coming with us… and you're gonna WUV IT :D
Mario stops in front of Shark's igloo
Mario: How sud we get in? :S
Penquino: I got an idea :D
Hat Pop and Sharkbate animate a new video on their computer
Hat Pop: Did you hear that?
Sharkbate: Nope
Hat Pop: It sounds like someone's climbing down your chimney
Sharkbate: WAIT! So Santa's coming early this year? :D
Mario falls to the bottom of Shark's chimney covered in ash
Sharkbate: IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!! His outfit is a lot darker than I was expecting it to be
Mario coughs all the ash off himself somehow
Sharkbate: Wait? MARIO IS SANTA?!?
Mario: *cough* HAI SHARK... *cough* HAI HAT
Sharkbate: Don't worry Mario, your secret is safe! :D
Hat: Shark, I don't think he's Santa
Mario: Wait, wut? I'M SANTA CLAUS?!
Brookelas was in through the front door
Brookelas: …Uh, hi guys?
Sharkbate: You won't believe what I found out :D Mario is SECRETLY Santa Claus! Don't tell anyone though that's a secret!!
Mario: *cough* Actually, I just wanted to feel cool…
A giant Snow Trekker suddenly crashes through the back of Shark's igloo
Chill: ...Oops
Mario: NOW TO THE POINT! HAT, SHARK, WANNA JOIN US ON AN EPIC QUEST TO DO STUFF THAT ISN'T BORING?!
Sharkbate: Okay Santa :D
Hat: Sure!
Shark: After we finish uploading this Ice Bucket challenge Penstubal recorded
Hat: By the way why didn't you ever let me see the end of the video?
Shark: Well… it's because you…
Mario: YOU TWO ARE COMING RIGHT NOW, NO CHOICE!
Mario grabs Hat and Shark and throws them into the Snow Trekker, then grabs Brookelas who was trying to escape and throws him in the Snow Trekker too
Mario: You guise gave me an idea, WE SHOULD INVITE STUBAL NEXT!!!
Chill: OTAY! Next stop, STUBAL'S IGLOO!
Chill backs up and hits another igloo, then moves forward and hits Hat's igloo, then he suddenly smashes the pedal and runs over a random mailbox then finally gets on the road
MEANWHILE IN PENSTUBAL'S IGLOO
Penstubal sits by his fireplace in a comfy chair
Penstubal sips some coffee and then grabs the Club Penguin Times
Penstubal: Wow its been 2 years since the Magic French Fry was defeated on Club Penguin…
Penstubal pets his puffles
Penstubal: I wish I could go on an epic adventure quest…
The Snow Trekker suddenly breaks through Penstubal's fireplace and covers Stubal in snow
Mario: STUBAL! GET IN!!! WE'RE GONNA DO STUFF THAT ISN'T BOARING!!!
Penstubal: ...wat is this i dont even-
Chill presses a button the Snow Trekker that unleashes an arm that grabs Penstubal and puts him on the Snow Trekker
Penstubal: WAT IS HAPPENING!!!
Chill smashes the pedal again and drives straight through Stubal's igloo, almost destroying it
Penstubal's Puffles: …Squeak?
Penstubal: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Mario: Wherever the winds take us!
Penstubal: ...
Snowstormer and Miron suddenly fall onto the Snow Trekker
Mario: Wat
Penstubal: We stick together :D
Mario: ...wat
Author: lol
Miron: k
Author: but y
Miron: k
Author: SHTAP D:
Miron: k
Author: ...
Miron: k
Author: Why are you in this story? D:
Miron: cuz ( ≖‿≖)
Snowstormer: My Słowianie wiemy jak nasze na nas działa!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! WHY DID I AGREE TO WRITE THIS STORY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Miron: wat is this i dont even
Author: YOU DON'T EVEN?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN!!!
Author runs away from his magical desk chair
Miron: k
Mario: yey he's gone :D
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE
Toliet Master: ...YES!!! THE AUTHOR ABANDONED HIS MAGICAL DESK CHAIR
Toliet Master sits down and grabs the magical pen of powaz
Toliet Master: I HAVE CONTROL OVER THE UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!!
Toliet Master scribbes down some stuff onto a book titled "Rise of Deh Toliet Master"
Toliet Master: THEY SUFFER NOW YAAAAAAAAAY
==Chapter 2½: THEY SUFFER NOW YAAAAAAAAAY==
MEANWHILE IN THE SNOW TREKKER
Penquino: So now wut?
Mario: I dunno actually, I was thinking we could get some pizza!
The Snow Trekker suddenly explodes while Chill drives it
MEANWHILE IN THE WRITING ROOM
Toliet Master: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! THEY'LL DREAD THE DAY THEY DIDN'T TAKE THE TOLIET MASTER AS A THREAT!!!
BACK IN THE PIZZA PARLOR
The Party eats Pizza in the Pizza Parlor
Penquino: This is sum good pizza :D
Brookelas: Well, it's the only pizza company on the island, so I guess this is the best we can comprehend in a way
Chill: Wut does comprehend mean
The Party's pizzas turn into bombs suddenly
Mario: wait wut
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM EXPLOSIONS! POW!!! BANG!! RATATATA!!!
The Pizza Parlor explodes, but everyone survives, so its okay :D
Pizza Parlor Manager: No it's not okay D:
The Party flies out of the exploding building somehow and crash outside the Plaza
Penstubal: wat is this ide
Mario: ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!!!
Penquino: The eggnog must be mad for me abandoning it, I'M SO SOWWIE EGGNOG!
Hat Pop: I don't think it works that way
Toliet Master: MWA HU LU MO TU NA! YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME AS A THREAT BEFORE! LOOK AT ME NOW!! I'M WRITING THE STORY, AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP ME!!!
Miron: k
Hat Pop: Wait you guys know him?
Everyone pauses for a moment and stares at the Toliet Master
Penquino: Uhhh
Sharkbate: Who's that guy?
Penstubal: idk
Mario: He looks familiar but... I don't remember him. Do you remember him Chill?
Chill: Nah, I would remember somebody who looks that stoopid
Brookelas: This was a bad idea
Mario: But you never had a choice :D
Brookelas: True…
Toliet Master: Wait, you don't remember... me? D:
Mario: Nah, but if you're a villain that's cool, we haven't fought one in forever :D
Snowstormer: I don't know what's happening :D
Toliet Master: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?! I SUMMON ANVIL RAINSTORMS, MWA HA HU KU PA JA!!!
Toliet Master writes down more maddness in the book and anvils start falling from the sky
Brookelas: AAAAAAAAHH!!
Brookelas gets squashed by an anvil
Miron: k
Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
Mario: Clam down
Snowstormer: wat
Mario: You heard me, I said clam down. Problem? :D
Mario gets squashed by an anvil suddenly
Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-
Snowstormer gets crushed by an anvil too
Toliet Master: YES... A BIG PROBLEM... YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! MWA HA HU KA MU DU AA NAA!!!
Chill: srsly y is ur laugh so dorpy? :|
Chill gets crushed by an anvil
Toliet Master: SHADDAP MY LAUGH IS FABULOUS!!
Sharkbate: We should make a short about this when we get back later
Hat: Maybe xD
Mario lifts up the anvil for a second
Mario: KD is the new XD!
Mario gets crushed by the anvil again
Penquino: ...He's REALLY desperate in getting the word around.
Miron: k
Toliet Master: AS FOR YOU MIRON
Miron: k
Toliet Master erases k from the alphabet
Miron: .
Toliet Master: MWA HA JA KA LUU!! I NOW ALL YOUR WEANESSES!
Penstubal: wat
Toliet Master: It's cuz I removed that one letter from the alphabet :|
Miron: .
Shar_bate: Aw man, now my name's weird :|
Author wal_s bac_ into his writing room
Author: O_ay, I thin_ I'm FINALLY ready emotionally for this story's characters :D
Author sees Toliet Master writing on his des_
Author: HAY WUT R U DOING?!?! D:
Toliet Master: I'm winning :D
Toliet Master writes down some words
The Author suddenly transforms into a puffle
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Toliet Master: I'M WINNING! MWA NU _O VA!!!
Toliet Master writes down some more stuff
Shar_bate suddenly turns into shar_ bait
Shar_s fall from the sky and start chasing Shar_ bait
Shar_ bait: o-o
Penquino gets crushed by all of his leftover eggnog
Penquino: OW!--
A meteor falls from the s_y and lands on Penstubal
Penstubal: NOOO--
Hat Pop's bunny ears suddenly turn a dar_ black color
Hat Pop: ...WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BUNNY EARS?!?!?!
Toliet Master: MWA GA MOO FAA!! I'M WINNING!!!!!!111
Author: ...SQUEA_
Author hides somewhere
Hat Pop: MY BUNNY EARS… THEY'RE… RUINED!!!
Toliet Master: Yeah so? You can't touch this B)
Hat Pop: …YOU RUINED MY BUNNY EARS!!!!!
Hat Pop growls and jumps out of the book and starts attacking the Toliet Master
Toliet Master: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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This scene is too violent for the world
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Hat Pop kicks the Toliet Master one more time
Mario: YEY HAT SAVED US
Hat Pop: :D
Miron: k
Chill: now wut
Author: Now I write the story again :D
The Party: YEY
Author: :D
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VILLAIN TRANSMISSION
Toliet Master's Mom wraps bandages around Toliet Master's bandages
Toliet Master: She's was strong… and scary… strong and scary…
Toliet Master's Mom: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LOSER? GET SOME MUSCLES AND ACTUALLY TRY WINNING AGAINST A GIRL!! WELL ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD NIGHT I GUESS
Toliet Master's Mom kisses Toliet Master on the cheek
Toliet Master: o ok good night :D
Toliet Master's Mom walks out of the room
Toliet Master: She's gonna gimme nightmares ;~;
Hat Pop: …What did you say?
Toliet Master: AHHH HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Hat Pop: Dunno :P
Toliet Master: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THERE'S A STRANGER IN MY ROOM
Toliet Master's Mom: GET THE BROOM HONEY
Hat: …I guess I'll be on my way?
Toliet Master: That's what I thought >:D
END TRANSMISSION
==Chapter 4: So is this Chapter 3 or Chapter 4?==
Author: ...I really just don't know... I mean... Chapter 2... Chapter 2½...
Penquino: Make it chapter 5 :D
Author: No
Brookelas: Let's make EVERYONE's lives easier and name it Chapter 4! Also lemme go visit Hopsphie
Author: Well then, ITS SETTLED! CHAPTER 4!!! Also... YOU'LL NEVER! VISIT HOPSPHIE
Brookelas: Aw...
Chill: Now wut?
Bro pulls over to the Party with his Quad
Chill: Yo Bro
Bro: Yo
Mario: BRO! WE'RE GOING ON AN EPIC ADVENTURE TO DO STUFF THAT ISN'T BORING!! WANNA COME?!
Bro: Lemme think-No.
Bro drives away
Mario: ...
Penquino: We should follow him :D
Mario: OKAY :D
The Party follows Bro's quad
Bro: I'm a celebrity B)
Bro looks in his mirror
Bro: Oh wait… its only those losers
Bro drives faster
Miron: k
Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAA he's too fast D:
Mario: If we only had our own quad... we could race Bro to the finish thing :D
Hat: But there is no racetrack on this island-
Mario: WE'LL MAKE ONE!!!!!!!!
Miron: k
Shark: But we'd still need to get a Quad from somewhere…
Chill: DON'T WORRY GUISE! I HAVE A SOLUTION!
Shark: What is it?
Chill: The solution is... we wait till he leaves his Quad then we hijack it :D
Mario: ...I LIKE IT!
Miron: .
Penquino: Is all you say k and .?
Miron: .
Penquino: ...Is that a yes?
Miron: k
Penquino: Um... real answer please?
Miron: k
Penquino: I'll just assume that's all you say :D
Miron: o… k
Penquino: YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
Miron: ok so?
Penquino: YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Miron: k
Chill: GUISE LET'S GO TO BRO'S MANSION!
Everyone: YAY
Everyone teleports to in front of Bro's mansion somehow
Bro parks his Quad outside his Mansion and gets out
Bro walks inside his mansion
Chill: ...ITS TIME! LET'S HIJACK!!!!
Penquino: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Everyone runs to the Quad and grabs the steering wheel
Penstubal: Wait...
Shark: Wut?
Penstubal: We need a key to turn it on D:
Chill: ...SCROO DAT!
Chill grabs Random Nearby Twig and uses it to turn on Bro's Quad
Chill: :D
Random Nearby Twig: Ow...
Chill: AAAHH IT'S ALIVE! *drops*
Random Nearby Twig: ...So?
Miron: k
Mario: GUISE LET'S GO! WE HAVE BRO'S QUAD NOW!
The Party all try to steer Bro's Quad out of his driveway together but accidently run over Random Nearby Twig and crash into Bro's gate
Random Nearby Twig: ...Ow
Bro walks outside again
Bro: AAAAH!! MY BABY AND MY GATE!!!!
Bro runs to the driveway and starts crying
Bro: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Random Duck: lol ur crying
Bro: Who are you?
Random Duck: I'm Random Duck!
Bro: …
Random Duck: I appear at random places at random times :D
Bro: Ok and?
Random Duck: kthxbai *POOF*
Bro: …I seek revenge
Bro falls on his non-existant knees
Bro: I SHALL AVENGE YOU MY QUAD AND GATE!!!!!! AVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneonewonwoniahdiuaf
Bro presses a button and the ground opens up
Bro: I UNLEASH THY BROINIZERINATOR 9001!!!!!!!!!
A giant machine that resembles Bro with his old hair style pops out the driveway and opens up
Bro hops inside it
Bro: >:D
MEANWHILE
The Party crash into a ton of buildings and trees with the Quad
The Party: YEEEEEEEEEEY
The ground shakes
Mario: Wut's that?
Chill: HEY LOOK
Penstubal: It has an Afro :O
Sharkbate: ...Its a large version of Bro?
Bro: IT IS I, BRO! AND I SEEK REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snowstormer: lol bro your robot think looks like you back when you had an afro
Bro: NO IT DOESN'T!
Hat Pop: Uh yeah it does :P
Bro: DOES NOT!
Chill: DOES TOO :D
Bro: ...Okay fine it was built back when I had an afro...
The Party: YEY
Bro: I CALL IT... THE BROINIZERINATOR 9001!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miron: k
Chill: So… Does it give us all afros or something?
Bro: EVEN BETTER!!!
Mario: Does it make rocks turn to pie? :D
Bro: BETTER!!!!
Brook: Will it let me visit Hospishie? :D
Bro: …
Brookelas: What?
Bro: Okay its WAY better than that
Brookelas: …Aww
Author: Brook, I told you… YOU'RE NEVER GONNA VISIT HOPSPHIE
Brookelas: :(
Bro: Time to test this machine out :D
Bro looks at all the death buttons
Bro: Hm...
Bro spots a large PRETTY PINK button with a flower icon on it
Bro: This seems like a nice warmup :D
Bro presses it and the Broinizerinator 9001 unleashes a storm of PRETTY PINK flowers at the Party! OH NOEZ!!
Chill: EEEEK FLOWERS!
Mario: MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!
Penstubal: ITS SO PEACEFUL! IT HURTS! AAAAAH!!
Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
Miron: k
Sharkbate: I don't get it...
Hat Pop shrugs
Brookelas: ...FINALLY, something that can't hurt me
An anvil suddenly drops from space and lands on Brook
Brookelas: I spoke too soon X_X
Bro: MWA HA HA HA!!! AND I'M JUST WARMING UP!!!!
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO I'M ALREADY DEAD! YOU CAN'T KILL ME TWICE!!!
Bro: ...You're alive right now though
Mario: orite :3
Bro presses a large brown button with "AFRO" written on it
Bro: This seems fun :D
The Broinizerinator 9001's Afro shoots a beam at the Party and everyone grows and afro
Mario: I HAVE HAIR NOW!!!!
Chill: Uhhh?
Snowstormer: I ALSO HAVE HAIR!!!
Miron: .
Penstubal: Err…
Shark: You look… a little…
Hat: LOL Shark you look like how Bro used to!
Brook: GUYS!! A LITTLE HELP HERE? KINDA TRAPPED UNDER AN ANVIL!!!
Mario: Shhhh… I'm enjoying my moments of not being bald...
Bro: AW CRAP! THEY LIKE IT!! UM… UNDO BUTTON!!
Bro presses the undo button and undos the effects of the Afroizer
The Party turns back to normal
Mario: Aww :(
Chill: Wait, YEW LIED! IT DOES GIVE DOODS AFROS!
Bro: Shaddap
Chill: but y :(
Bro: Cuz I said so… NOW YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: WAIT! SHTAP
Bro: wat cant u see im trying to murder u all?
Mario: Yeah but… What if I could make you an trade?
Bro: GIMME MY QUAD AND ITS ALL OVER!
Mario: Wat, no
Bro: THEN WHAT DO YOU OFFER?!
Mario: I offer you...
Mario holds up a leftover half-eaten pizza slice from earlier that didn't turn into a bomb somehow
Bro looks at the leftover pizza then looks back at his Quad
Bro: This is tough… But…
Bro deactivates the Broinizerinator 9001 and hops out
Bro: I'LL TAKE IT!
Bro takes the half-eaten pizza slice and eats it
Bro: So worth it :D
The Party: :D
Brookelas: Wait so that's it?
Author: Yes :3
Brookelas: That was lame
Author: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY WORKS!
Brookelas catches on fire
Brookelas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Chill: Happily ever after :D
Bro: So um… I got nothing better to do so can I come on your quest thing?
Mario: Lemme think…
Snowstormer: idk i mean you just tried to kill us-
Mario: OKAY YOU CAN TOTALLY COME ALONG!
Snowstormer: but he tried to-
Mario: Past is the past :D
Snowstormer: ...ok
BRO HAS JOINED THE PARTY!
Mario: NOW FORWARD! WE SHALL FIND MORE STUFF TO DO THAT ISN'T BORING!!!!
The Party: YEY!
Mario charges into the next chapter
==Chapter 5: Lab Experiments :D==
Penstubal: wat does that even mean ide
Author: :D
Sharkbate: bananaPHONE
Hat Pop: lolwut xD
Mario: KD is the new XD!
Hat Pop: ...
Brookelas: I like XD though
Mario: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Brookelas: Yes, can I go visit Hosp-
Mario: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario grabs the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and smashes Brookelas
Brookelas: Ow 9_6
Mario: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
Brookelas: No I'm not
Mario goes into Brook's face
Mario: DEADDDDDDDDD
Brookelas: Um...
Mario slaps Brook
Mario: Okay now you're not :D
Brookelas: Hos-
Mario: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro: I've only been here for less than 5 minutes and I can already tell I'm surrounded by idiots… GREAT
Snowstormer: Dodać do balonów !
Bro: …I think I already regret this
Chill: BUNNY EARS :D
Hat: My quote :/
Chill: I just felt like saying it :3
Penquino: Eggnog?
Snowstormer: idek
Gary walks into the middle of the wilderness where everyone is
Gary: GREETINGS EVERYONE!
Chill: :O
Chill looks at Gary
Chill: MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!11
Chill grabs Gary's foot and hugs it
Chill: I'm never letting go of your foot :D
Gary: …Um
Mario: He's a big fan :D
Gary: YOU ALL SEEM LIKE REASONABLE PENGUINS!
Gary looks around
Gary: Want to be apart of my EXPIREMENT?!?!?
Chill: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Penstubal: Um
Miron: k
Gary: GREAT! YOU'RE ALL COMING THEN!
Gary teleports everyone to his seekrit underground cave laboratory
Gary: WELCOME TO MY SEEKRIT UNDERGROUND CAVE LABORATORY!
Uh yeah… I just said that
Gary: So? :D
So what?
Gary: FOR SCIENCE!
You're crazy
Gary: I KNOW!!!
Chill: HERO… *drools*
Gary attaches a ton of wires onto Chill
Chill: EEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S EXPERIMENTING ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chill passes out
Gary attaches some wires onto everyone in The Party
Gary writes down some words
Gary pulls a lever and everything starts sparking
Gary: 30% power :D
The Party gets electrocuted
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Gary: Okay... good...
Gary writes down some more stuff
Gary: Ready for more? :D
Penstubal: Please no Q_Q
Miron: .
Chill: YES!!! DO IT!!!
Gary: IF YOU SAY SO!!!
Shark: Wait-wut?
Gary pulls the lever again and every gets shocked again
Gary: This is 80% :D
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Chill: I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Gary: I like this one's attitude :D
Snowstormer: Chill, you're altitude is not conductive to the acquired stratosphere!!
Everyone: ...wat
Chill: GIVE US 9000 PERCENT GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: If you say so :D
The Party except Chill: WHAT NO?!
Gary pulls a ton of switches
Mario: ...Goodbye world
The laboratory starts to spark and suddenly a large jolt of electricity fires at The Party
Gary: 9003% :D
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Penquino: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Brookelas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Hat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Shark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Chill: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Random Nearby Twig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Toliet Master: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Toliet Master's Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Random Duck: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Penstubal's Puffles: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
A Random Pebble: Why aren't I in this story yet? :|
President of Dumbness: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stops
Random Nearby Twig, Toliet Master, Toliet Master's Mom, Random Duck, Penstubal's Puffles and A Random Pebble all teleport somewhere
President of Dumbness: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
President of Dumbness makes it 8999%
President of Dumbness: Okay proceed :D
Gary: Um...
Bro: I think I just saw a random duck from earlier
Penquino: I saw Eggnog hidden among the stars :D
Brookelas: I saw Hospshie!
Author: No you didn't
Brookelas: Yeah I did
Author: It was Catali
Brookelas: What?
Hat: Well I'm worn out, let's leave
Chill: WAIT!! WE DIDN'T COMPLETE THE EXPERIMENT YET
Gary: I like this one's spirit!
Gary pulls the lever again and...
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
And then everyone died.
The end.
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*CREDITS
**Mario Rk as that guy with the really cool stache you should totally check out
**Chill57181 as the guy with the party hat
**Penquino as the guy with the eggnog in his flippers
**Hat Pop as the Bunny-Eared Ninja Rabbit
**Sharkbate as the most trolltastic troll to ever troll a troll
**Brookelas as that guy who does the stuff
**Bro as that other guy
**Author as the coolest person you'll EVER meet, like EVER seriously you should totally meet him he's soooo cool and amazing!! btw did i say hes cool?
**Penstubal as a member of the dorp trio
**Snowstormer as another member of the dorp trio
**Miron as a potato (and hes still dorp trio)
**penguins as birds
**hi mom
**are you still reading this? lol
**go away the story's over
**...k
**afhwe78gteqw89shfa8g
**Toliet Master as that big loser guy nobody cares about
THANKS FOR READING!!!!!
loljk
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Gary's machine overloads and explodes
Gary: AWWW
The Party (except Chill): YAAAAAAY
Chill: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bro grabs Chill and drags him out the lab as everyone follows
Gary: Be sure to come again!
Chill starts crying as everyone leaves Gary's lab
Chill: BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
==Chapter 6: Race in deh Sky==
The Party waddles over to the Ski Village
Chill cries some more
Chill: I NEVER EVEN GOT HIS BACKGROUND Q-Q
Bro: Quit whining
Chill: But YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! Q-Q
Bro slaps Chill
Chill: ...ow
Bro: :)
Penquino: So now where to?
Mario: WHEREVER THE WIND SHALL TAKE US!
Mario puts on a glider and runs up the Ski Hill
Brookelas: ...Really? -_-
Sharkbate: Yes
Sharkbate straps a Jet Pack on Brookelas and he blasts off
Brookelas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Sharkbate puts on one of his Deluxe Jet Packs and takes off too
Bro facepalms
Chill: OOH THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!!
Chill puts on a broken Jet Pack that he repaired himself and takes off
Penquino: No fair!
Penquino straps on a Prototype Jet Pack he stole from Gary's lab and takes off
Hat: Wait for me!
Hat flies up using a Bunny Eared Jet Pack
Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal all fly up using a rainbow-powered jet pack
Bro: ...Why did I agree to this?
Bro calls up his private jet manager
Bro's private jet lands right next to him and he walks in
Bro's private jet takes off and passes everyone else
Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bro's jet flies past Mario
Mario: NUUU
Mario goes down to 2nd place
Hat: Wait this is a race?
Penquino: Now it is :D
Penquino passes everyone but Mario
Chill: OH NO YEW DON'T! (3rd)
Chill gets head to head with Penquino and knocks him down
Penquino: D: (4th)
Brook: AAAAH
Brook continues to go out of control for a while
The Dorp Trio and their rainbow-powered jetpacks suddenly pass Brookelas, putting them in 7th place and Brook in last
Penstubal: WOOOOT (7th)
Miron: ( ≖‿≖) (7th)
Snowstormer: Ajajajajaja yes i am :) (7th)
*1st: Bro
*2nd: Mario
*3rd: Chill
*4th: Penquino
*5th: Hat
*6th: Shark
*7th: Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal
*8th: Brookelas
Sharkbate speeds up and passes by Hat, getting into 5th place
Hat: Hey, get back here!
Hat catches up to Shark and they both are head to head for a while until Shark pushes Hat out of the way putting her back in 6th place
Penquino puts some eggnog into the prototype jetpack and gets a large boost and passes by Chill again
Chill: HAY D:
Penquino gets head to head with Mario
Mario: D:
Mario throws a pie in Penquino's face
Penquino: FIHUAISG89FHSDHA8IFHQWGY
Penquino gets knocked back into 7th place as everyone passes by him except Brookelas
Brookelas finally gets control over his jet pack and passes by Penquino
Penquino: Nu D: (8th)
Snowstormer: AAAA BROOK'S CATCHING UP
Miron presses a button on his rocket and splashes rainbows all over Brookelas's face, then Penquino passes him again
Brookelas: (8th)
Miron: Power of ( ≖‿≖)
Suddenly a random UFO zips by everyone, including Bro in his private jet
???: I HAVE ARRIVED...
Everyone: *GAAAAAAAAAASP*
??? takes off his cloak
Slender: IT IS I, SLENDER!!
Brookelas: 
Penquino: Where'd he get the UFO? O_o
Mario: Yeah... I WANT IT!!
Slender: ...Uh oh
Everyone starts dashing towards Slender except for Bro who's happy with his private jet and the dorp trio
Slender: Nooooo
Mario: MINE!!
Mario throws a pie at Chill knocking him back
Chill: ASDFMOVIE
Chill's jet pack explodes and he falls down
*1st: Slender
*2nd: Mario, Penquino, Sharkbate, Hat Pop and Brookelas
*3rd: Bro
*4th: Dorp Trio
*Disqualified: Chill
Penquino throws an empty eggnog bottle at Brookelas
Brookelas: AAH!
Brookelas gets glass in his eyes and loses control again
Brookelas's jet pack comes off somehow and he falls down
Sharkbate gets his pair of Blue Bunny Ears and throws them at the ground
Hat Pop: :O
Hat Pop goes after the Blue Bunny Ears and disqualifies herself
Bro: Wow... they must REALLY want that UFO
Miron: ( ≖‿≖)
Bro: What are YOU looking at?
Snowstormer: ( ≖‿≖)
Bro: Uh...
Penstubal: ( ≖‿≖)
Bro: You're all starting to freak me out...
Sharkbate grabs a pie and throws it down
Mario: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mario abandons his glider and dives down to it
Penquino: THE UFO IS MINE!!
Slender: ...Help me
Sharkbate throws a bottle of Eggnog down too
Penquino: HA HA HA! Like I'm gonna fall for that!
The Eggnog continues to fall
Penquino stares at it
Penquino: ...
Penquino abandons the Prototype Jetpack and dives to the falling Eggnog
Sharkbate: lol
Slender: D:
Slender fires a laser at Shark from the UFO
Shark's Deluxe Jetpack catches on fire
Sharkbate: ...
Sharkbate releases the deluxe jetpack and takes out his parachute
Sharkbate: Well played
Slender crosses the finish line
Slender: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Bro's Jet then passes by the finish line and is followed by the Dorp Trio's rainbow-powered jetpacks
*RACE RESULTS
**1st: Slender
**2nd: Bro
**3rd: Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal
**Disqualified: Chill, Brookelas, Hat Pop, Mario, Penquino and Sharkbate
Slender: I WIN!!! DO I GET A PRIZE?!
Author: Yes!
Slender: What is it?! :D
Author: This!
Author knocks Slender off his UFO and takes it for himself
Author: >:D
*NEW RACE RESULTS
**1st: Author
**1st Also Disqualified: Slender
**2nd: Bro
**3rd: Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal
**Disqualified: Chill, Brookelas, Hat Pop, Mario, Penquino and Sharkbate
The Author awards himself with a trophy
Author: YAAAY!
Bro: …How was this even fair?
Penstubal: Says the one in the jet
Bro: …
MEANWHILE AT THE SURFACE
Toliet Master: MWA GA TU KU PA!!
Everyone who was disqualified was put inside a cage made of sticks
Toliet Master: YOU'RE ALL MY PRISONERS NOW!!
Chill: Pssst... who's this guy again?
Mario: I think he's the plunger scientist wizard guy with fairy powers
Toliet Master: NO!! I'M THE TOLIET MASTER!!!!
Chill: no ur not
Toliet Master: YES I AM!!
Random Duck: Quack.
Random Duck teleports away
Toliet Master: Um... BUT YES! I AM VERY EVIL AND INTIMIDATING! I AM... THE TOLIET MASTER! MASTER OF ALL TOLIETS IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!
Sharkbate: Pretty sure it's spelled toilet not toliet
Toliet Master: DO NOT QUESTION THE TOLIET MASTER!!!
Sharkbate: Geez, calm down
Toliet Master: NO YOU CALM DOWN!!
Sharkbate: I'm perfectly calm
Toliet Master: AND SO AM I!!! LOOK AT HOW PEACEFUL I AM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Mario: Indeed
Hat: Can we go already?
Hat puts on her new Blue Bunny Ears
Toliet Master: NO!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Chill: but y
Toliet Master: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!
Chill: but y
Toliet Master: JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill: If it helps, I can give you some Chill Pills™
Chill shows Toliet Master a bottle of pills with his face on it
Mario: Whoa you got it trademarked? C:
Chill: Naw, i just added it for lolz
Toliet Master: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: ur weird u no that rite?
Toliet Master: STOP!!! YOU'RE OVERHEATING ME!!!!!
Penquino finishes his eggnog
Penquino: So you're a machine?
Toliet Master: NO!! NO!!! NO!!!!
Penquino: Calm down already
Toliet Master: OVERHEATING!!!!!!
Mario: I think he's a maniac
Toliet Master: I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: And I was right :D
Sharkbate: I know a guy who can help
Toliet Master: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Toliet Master tackles everyone as an RPG Battle Starts
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*RPG Battle: Toliet Master (20/20 HP)
RPG Box flies in
RPG Box: This is an RPG Battle! In it you can-
RPG Box gets crushed by Chill
Chill: C:
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Toliet Master: OUCH! (19/20)
Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw
Toliet Master: AAAAAAAHH!! (14/20)
Mario > Attacks > TNT Toss
Toliet Master: ITS SO PAINFUL! (9/20)
Penquino > Attacks > Eggnog Glass
Toliet Master: NOOO!! (8/20)
Sharkbate > Attacks > Card-Jitsu Power Card
Toliet Master: NOOOOOOOOO!! (0/20)
Toliet Master passes out
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Hat: That was... interesting
Mario: ikr
Chill: I wonder how Slender and the others are doing
Penquino: Didn't Brook get disqualified too?
Hat: I don't see him anywhere...
MEANWHILE ON THE MOON
Brookelas: ...Hello?
???: AJDAIWSHF89ASFHQ893WTHAOGHS
Brookelas: AAAAAH!!
BACK AT THE SURFACE
Sharkbate: He's probably okay
Mario: Anyways... LET'S CONTINUE OUR ADVENTURE!!
Penquino: Wut about the others?
Mario: ...They'll find us :D
Mario: Oh look a box!
Mario runs over to a random chest and opens it up and...
Mario: I GOT THE THING!!!
Mario holds up a Machine Gum
Mario: I haven't used these things in so long :D
Chill: I want :C
Sharkbate: Give it to me
Mario: NU! IT'S MEIN!
Penquino hugs his eggnog
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VILLAIN TRANSMISSION
Toliet Master: MOOOOOOM
Toliet Master's Mom: YES SWEETIE?
Toliet Master: The kids were bullying me again :(
Toliet Master's Mom: SOCKS FOR YOU
Toliet Master: ...AND?
Toliet Master's Mom: NO I'M NOT HELPING YOU HONEY
Toliet Master: BUT MOOOM
Toliet Master's Mom: NO.
Toliet Master: Aw...
Toliet Master's Mom: I'M JUST TEASING YOU SWEETIE OF COURSE I'LL HELP!
Toliet Master: YEEEEY
END VILLAIN TRANSMISSION
==Chapter 7: Harbutt's PROTOBOT'S REVENGE OF DOOM!!!!==
Mario: dorp
Author: NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!
Mario: wow rood
Author: im sowwie :(
Mario: its otay
MEANWHILE IN THE SKY
Penstubal: 
Bro: Why do I have to be paired up with you all? Why can't I be paired up with those OTHER guys
Author: Cuz I write this story :)
Bro: -___-
Miron: Ajajajajaja yes i am :)
Snowstormer: Miron
Snowstormer: Miron
Snowstormer: Miron
Snowstormer: Miron
Snowstormer: 
Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAT
Snowstormer: idk
Bro facepalms
Slender: Uh, I'm still here too
Bro facepalms again
Penstubal: HEY LOOK ITS THE SKY KINGDOM FROM THE MEDIEVAL PARTY!!!1!1!
Bro: u wot
Bro looks up ahead and sees the Sky Kingdom
Bro: Wait why does it still exist?
Slender: Dunno, wanna check it out?
Bro: I guess, I mean there's nothing better to do -_-
The Sky Party land on the Sky Kingdom
Bro: We're the Sky Party? -_-
Author: You come up with a good name :D
Bro: How about... 'Bro and Some Other Derps'!
Author: nah :D
Bro: -__-
Penstubal stares at a statue's sword
Penstubal: :O
Penstubal steals the sword from the statue
Author: YOU GOT THE THING!!
Penstubal: YAY I HAVE A SWORD NOW!!
Bro: You realize that's made out of stone or something right? -__-
Penstubal: IT'S A SWORD!!
Penstubal swings it around and destroys everything around himself
Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Miron: ...k
Slender: ...I'm confused?
Author: Good :D
Slender: Can I not be confused?
Author: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1! NEVER!!!!!11!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111
Miron: k
Author: SHTAAPPP
Miron: k
Author: I'll erase you from the story? :D
Miron: k
Author: ur k's are super effective ;-;
Miron: 
Slender: Also, this if this chapter is Protobot's Revenge of Doom, then where's Protobot?
Author: o thx for remind me
Proto-Bot suddenly flyz in and the test bots fly after him
Proto-Bot: WAHAHAHAHA!
Wheel-Bot: YOOZ
Snow-Bot: WHEEL
Jet-Bot: LOOZ!
Penstubal: .
Slender: ...Okay then
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*RPG Battle: Proto-Bot, Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot and Jet-Bot
Slender: But wasn't there an RPG Battle in the last chapter?
Author: Yea but this is MY story so I can do ANYTHING :D
Proto-Bot: ANALYZING ENEMIES...
Miron: k
Proto-Bot: DOWNLOADING ATTACKS...
Penstubal: k
Proto-Bot: QUACK
Snowstormer: wat
Bro: Whatever, I'll attack firs-
Penstubal > Items > Sword > Swing
Penstubal swings his sword everywhere and destroys everything BUT Proto-Bot and the Test Bots
Bro: Guys-
Miron > Attacks > K-Flood
Miron floods the area in k's but it has no effect
Bro: EVERYONE!
Snowstormer > Attacks > 
Snowstormer covers the entire area with but it has no effect
Bro: I SAID I'LL ATTACK FIRST!
Slender: Fine
Bro > Attacks > Machine Gum
Bro uses his machine gum on the Test Bots but misses them all somehow
Bro: -_______________________-
Slender: Wow you're all really bad at this
Wheel-Bot: Visit Q-Mall!
Slender: This is freaking me out...
Bro: ATTACK!
Slender: Oh... uh okay
Slender > Attacks > Slender Punch
Slender punches Proto-Bot's stage ticket booth
Slender: ... Q_Q
Slender: OW!!!
Slender sucks his flipper for a while
Proto-Bot: Quack
Proto-Bot > Attacks > Rocket Hands
Proto-Bot's hands turn into rockets and they explode on everyone
Bro: OW (5/10)
Miron: k (5/10)
Snowstormer: AAAAA (5/10)
Penstubal: OWCH (5/10)
Slender: IT HURTS MORE!! (5/10)
Test Bots > Attacks > Tri-attack > Snowstormer
Snowstormer: AAAAAAAA NO!! (0/10)
Snowstormer faints
Miron: k
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL GONNA EXPLODE!!!
Bro: Can you not?
Penstubal: k
Bro: I'll attack first again
Bro > Attacks > Machine Gum
Bro shoots his machine gum at Proto-Bot's head but something in his machine gum malfunctions and it explodes
Bro: ...*cough* (0/10)
Bro faints
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we're gonna die D:
Slender: No we're not! I'm sure we'll make it out of this... somehow?
Miron > Special > Transform
Miron transforms into a potato
Slender: ...
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Slender > Slap > Penstubal
Slender slaps Penstubal
Penstubal: ...ow (4/10)
Slender: Calm down :|
Penstubal: AAAAAAA YOU WASTED A TURN
Slender: ...Oops?
Penstubal > Items > Stone Sword > Swing
Penstubal swings his sword around but misses Proto-Bot and the Test Bots again
Slender: OW YOU HIT ME THAT TIME
Slender faints
Penstubal: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA I SCROOED MYSELF
Potato: k
Proto-Bot: Shop at Quackmall AND Q-Mall!
Proto-Bot fires a laser at Potato and makes french fries
French Fries: k
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Test Bots > Attacks > Tri-Attack
Penstubal: MOMMIEEEEEEEEEE (0/10)
Penstubal faints
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Proto-Bot: Quack
Quackerpingu walks over holding a remote control
Quackerpingu: :D
Quackerpingu pokes Bro
Bro: . . .
Quackerpingu stares at Bro's face for a while
Bro wakes up
Quackerpingu: Quack!
Bro: AAAAAHH!
==Chapter 8: Searching Within Dimensions==
MEANWHILE ON THE SURFACE
Mario: So uh... now wut
Chill: Dunno, wanna go eat some pizza?
Mario: Otay :D
Penquino: Ooh! While you do that, I should go to my igloo and continue counting my egg-
Mario: NEVER!!!!
Hat: Pizza sounds nice
Mario opens his map and taps onto the icon of the Plaza and somehow magically transports there because... LOGIC :D
The Surface Party waddles over into the Pizza Parlor
Chill sighs
Penquino drinks more eggnog
Penquino: Wuts wrong?
Chill: I just miss coming here with LMGT...
Sharkbate: Sometimes you just have to move on... into a dimension full of donuts
Chill: THAT'S IT! WE NEED TO REOPEN THE DONUT DIMENSION PORTAL!
Mario: OTAY!
Mario eats another slice of pizza and sips up the rest of his lemonade
Mario: I'M READIE!
Chill finishes his pizza slice
Chill: I'M READIE!
Penquino drinks up the last of his eggnog
Penquino: Ready :3
Hat wipes her flippers on a napkin
Hat: Ready :D
Everybody looks at Sharkbate
Sharkbate: Not ready
Everyone but Sharkbate: Aww...
Sharkbate eats another slice of pizza
Sharkbate: Okay now I am
Everyone: YEY
The Surface Party all run out the Pizza Parlor and stop suddenly
Chill: Wait...
Penquino: Wut
Chill: Where are we gonna even find a Box Portal?
Mario: It's furniture... so duh
Chill: orite... its been so long, I forgot how to get to the Box Dimension
Sharkbate: No you didn't
Chill: ur rite i didn't :(
Hat: Well what are we waiting for then? :P
Chill: TO MY IGLOO!
Everyone clicks on Chill and opens up his player card to get to his igloo
Fourth Wall: OW
Everyone hops inside the Box Dimension Portal
Chill: YEY!
Chill looks around
Chill: Um... where IS the Donut Dimension box portal anywai?
Mario: ...I don't remember :D
Sharkbate opens up a random box and a Jack-in-the-Box jumps out
Sharkbate: Uh...
Chill opens a different box and Plok hops out of it
Plok: SQUEAK :D
Chill: Oh um... hi?
Plok hops away somewhere
Mario opens up a box and Random Duck appears
Random Duck: Quack
Mario quickly closes the box
Mario: Nothing :|
Penquino opens his box and finds a Lightsaber
Penquino: Oooh!
The box shuts before Penquino can take it
Penquino: RATS :|
Penquino opens it back up and a Magikarp flops out of it
Penquino: ...
Hat opens her box and a Beta Hat flies out
Magical Beta Hat: HELLO THERE MORTALS!
Chill: *O*
Sharkbate: I think I used to have one of those... before I lost it somewhere
Hat: Oops
Chill: ERMAHGERD ITS A BETA HAT!!
Magical Beta Hat: I am here to guide you all to the Donut Dimension portal...
Chill drools while staring at the Party Hat
Magical Beta Hat: I have been sent here 8,999 years ago to assist you all with this ONE task...
Chill starts twitching
Penquino: You okay? :S
Magical Beta Hat: And now, I can fulfil my purpose in guiding you!
Chill: GIMME!
Chill grabs Magical Beta Hat
Magical Beta Hat: AAHH! HE'S GRABBING ME
Mario: Don't you already have a beta hat?
Chill: Yeah but now I can be RARER :D
Magical Beta Hat: LET GO OF MEEE!!
Shark: PRETTY sure you're not allowed to carry double of an item
Fourth Wall: OW!!
Chill: SCROO THE RULES!
Penquino: Maybe it can help?
Chill: ...
Magical Beta Hat: Please?
Chill: NAH
Chill puts it on and starts glowing
Chill: BLAGITYGAGAGAG END TRANSMISSION
Chill starts floating
Mario: IS HE EVOLVING?!?!
Chill: Greetings everyone!
Mario: OH NU IT WAS CURSED KILL IT D:
Mario starts shooting Chill with the Machine Gum he got earlier
Magical Beta Hat flies off Chill and he takes all the pain instead
Chill: OW Q-Q
Mario: ewps
Magical Beta Hat floats back on Chill
Chill: after Chill put me on I got the power to control his body!
Chill slaps himself in the face
Chill: See?
Penquino: Why? :/
Chill: Because I have been set here 8,999 years prior to your arrival to show you the location of the Donut Dimension
Penquino: Ok so?
Mario: yew already sed that :|
Chill: I MUST FULFILL MY DESTINY!!
Miron: k
Author: Ur not supposed to be here :|
Miron explodes
Chill floats over to a random box
Chill opens it up and a box portal appears
Chill: And now... our quest begins!
Chill enters the portal as the rest of the Surface Party follows
The Surface Party looks around at a large orange-colored swamp
Penquino: This isn't the donut dimension, this is just some swamp thing
Sharkbate: Yeah... Is this a trap?
Chill: WHAT?! Don't be silly!
Hat: So where are we then?
Chill: WELCOME TO THE CITRUS SWAMP, EVERYTHING HERE IS MADE OUT OF SOME SORT OF CITRUS FRUIT
Mario: ...Uh ok
Penquino picks off a random tree branch and chews on it
Penquino: It tastes like grapefruit
Chill: This is the Citrus Swamp, what were you expecting?
Penquino: Chocolate? :P
Chill slaps Penquino
Chill: Now we must continue and find a box with a banana on it
Hat: Okay... wait wut?
Chill: Yes, I said with a banana on it!
Sharkbate shrugs
Everyone looks around for a banana box
Penquino dives into the Orange Swamp
Penquino comes out with a Box Portal labeled with a Banana
Penquino: I GOT IT!
Chill: PERFECT! Allow me to continue our tour!
Mario: I thought we're gonna go to Donut Dimension?
Chill: We are! But first we must go through ALL the proper dimensions in the exact order or else we're scrooed!
Mario: o ok
The Surface Party goes into the Banana Box Portal
Mario: Y'know I gotta admit, surface party IS a pretty lame name
Author: Socks for you :D
Mario: Can you change it to something kewler? :D
Author: NO!!!
Mario: Aw :C
Penquino: We're not even on the surface anymore, we're dimension hopping
Author: Not happening, socks for you guys
Chill: WELCOME TO THE BANANA WORLD!!
Banana: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
A ton of bananas all over the dimension start dancing
Chill: Dance everyone!
Chill starts dancing like the bananas
Hat: lolwut
Penquino: Er...
Chill: JUST DO IT!
The Surface Party start dancing with the Bananas
Another Banana: I LIKE CEREAL!!!
Everyone stops at stares at Another Banana for a while
Another Banana explodes on everyone
Penquino: ...ow
A random chest falls from the sky
Chill: Open the chest, for there is an award within!
Penquino: Uh, sure
Penquino opens the chest for the party
The Bananaboss hops out the chest and attacks everyone
Penquino: AAAH!
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*RPG Battle: Bananaboss
Bananaboss > Attacks > Bananabomb
The Bananaboss unleashes a Bananabomb on everyone
Hat: OW (5/10)
Mario: OW (5/10)
Penquino: OW (5/10)
Sharkbate: OW (5/10)
Sharkbate: Wait... why aren't YOU fighting?
Chill: I must save my energy for later... tame the beast and I shall return!
Chill grows wings and flies to the sky and disappears behind a cloud
Hat: I liked him better BEFORE he became a rare penguin
Sharkbate: He said he already had a beta hat before though
Hat: Oh...
Mario: he's naut the Chill i noed :/
Penquino: Hey, why did the enemy get to attack first this time?
Author: Cuz he got the first strike :D
Penquino: That's dumb :|
Author: And I'll turn you into an ant so it can crush you easier :)
Penquino: y r u so rood
Author: CUZ I CAN BE!!!
Penquino: Let's just attack already :|
Hat > Attacks > Rabbit Ninja
Hat jumps up into the air and disappears
Mario > Items > Machine Gum
Mario fires the Machine Gum at the Bananaboss
Bananaboss: BANANA!! (27/30)
Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Bottle > Toss
Penquino tosses his empty eggnog bottle at the Bananaboss
Bananaboss: BANANA!! (25/30)
Sharkbate > Summon > HenryCP210
Henry appears out of a Box Portal
Henry > Attacks > Snowball Cannon
Henry launches a Snowball Cannon at the Bananaboss
Bananaboss: BANANA!! (15/30)
Bananaboss > Attacks > Bananastorm
Bananaboss spins around and a ton of bananas fall from the sky
Mario: OWIE ;-; (2/10)
Penquino: Ow (2/10)
Sharkbate: Owwch (2/10)
Henry: Hey! (2/5)
Hat reappears and kicks the Bananaboss
Bananaboss: JELLY? (12/30)
Mario: nu im jam C:
Mario > Items > Machine Gum
Bananaboss: PEANUT BUTTER!!!! (9/30)
Penquino > Attacks > Empty Eggnog Bottle
Bananaboss: NANA!! (7/30)
Sharkbate: I'm tired of this banana... time for my secret weapon
Sharkbate > Special > Secret Weapon
Sharkbate throws a cookie at the Bananaboss
Bananaboss noms the cookie
Bananaboss: …
Penquino: Er…
Sharkbate: Wait for it…
Bananaboss: O________________O
Bananaboss screams like a girl and explodes
Penquino: What did that cookie do to it?
Sharkbate: Oh, it just showed it the future of Club Penguin!
Everyone stares at Sharkbate
Sharkbate: Yes its that bad
YOU GOT 22 STAR POINTS!
Hat: Wat
Author: ...? :D
Mario: Where IS Chill anyway?
A box with a pair of underwear on it falls from the sky
Chill: BEHOLD
Mario: Is that what I think it is? o-o
Chill: Yes, it is a portal to Zee Underwear Drawer
Penquino: SO THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE?!?!
Chill: Yes.
Sharkbate: Why would we want to go there?
Hat Pop: I heard it smells really bad in there...
Chill: C'mon guys! Let's just do this!
Mario: I don't think this is a good idea
Chill: NONSENSE! ALL IDEAS ARE GOOD!
Chill shoves everyone into the portal
==Chapter 9: Zee Underwear Drawer==
The Party (except for Chill): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Everyone lands in a pond of orange-y stuff
Hat Pop: Eww…
Chill: Welcome to Zee Underwear Drawer!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THERE'S A SKELETON
Skeleton #4: 'Sup
Sharkbate: What IS this place exactly?
Chill: It's where you go when your game ends of course!
Sharkbate: Why don't you just say its where we go when we die?
Chill: Because I just don't :D
Skeleton #4: I welcome you bros to ZEE UNDERWEAR DRAWER!
Music starts
Skeleton #4: HIT IT BOYS!
Some skeletons start playing xylophones decorated like bones while other skeletons play trumpets
Skeleton #4: *ahem*
Hat Pop: Uh…
Skeleton #4: I WELCOME THEE TO ZEE UNDERWEAR DRAWEEEEEER!
Penquino: Is this some kind of musical?
Skeleton #4: HOPEFULLY HERE YOU WON'T GET BOOOOOOOOORED!
Skeleton #4: GET COMFY NOW GET USED TO THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOUND
Skeleton #4: BECAUSE ITS LIKE THIS ALL YEAR ROOOOOOOOOOOOUND!
Skeleton #4: GET READY NOW, DON'T BE AN UNDEAD CLOWN
Skeleton #4: WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE THIS PARTY ALL THE WAY DOWN!!
More skeletons play on trumpets
Some fireworks explode in the background as Skeleton #4 warps up his solo
Skeleton #4: So… uh, WELCOME TO ZEE UNDERWEAR DRAWER! ENJOY YOUR-
Crickets
Skeleton #4: …WHERE'D THEY GO?! D:
MEANWHILE
Chill: Good thing we avoided that weirdo
Mario: If I knew there was gonna be fireworks I wuda stayed :C
Sharkbate: This place is a lot weirder than I was expecting
Penquino: Is there any eggnog down here?
Chill: No
Penquino: …
Penquino falls on his non-existant knees
Penquino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some random bats fly out of nearby trees
Hat Pop: Those were trees?
Mario: I guess
Random Duck: Quack
Random Duck teleports somewhere
Mario: wat
Chill: Random Duck! He's random and he appears anywhere at random times!
Miron: k
Author: Stop appearing where you aren't supposed to be >:O
Miron explodes again
Mario: ERMAHGERD WUTS THAT THING?!?!
Penquino: ITS SO SPOOKY!
Sharkbate: O-O
Hat Pop: O-o
Spooky Skeleton: YOU HAZ BEEN SPOOKED BY SPOOKY SKELETURN!
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Spooky Skeleton: OOOH! SPOOKY!!!!
The Party runs away
Skeleton #4: That'll teach them for avoiding my epic song >:D
Mario: WAIT EVERYONE SHTAP!
The Party stops running
Mario: Aren't we supposed to find another box and go to the next place?
Chill: I was getting to that!
Sharkbate: So what do we have to do?
Chill: It's rather simple! You must climb ALL the way to the Overcloset!
Mario: BUT THAT COULD TAKE FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Chill: Which is why we must start right away!
Sharkbate: But I don't wanna
Chill: Then it socks to be you :D
???: GUYS!
A light blue penguin with an old PSA uniform and a tour guide hat runs to the Party
Penquino: Is that…
Sharkbate: Isai?
Isai: HAI GUISE!!!
Mario: y r u here?
Isai: WELL YOU SEE…
FLASHBACK!
Isai sits in a comfortable chair looking outside of his 89-floored skyscraper at Club Penguin
Isai: :D
Gary teleports inside of Isai's skyscraper
Gary: ISAI! WE NEED YOUR AWESOMENESS TO ACCOMPLISH THIS VERY HARD EPF MISSION!
Isai puts on sunglasses
Isai: Agent Isai is on the case!
Isai Sky grabs his parachute and jumps off of his skyscraper's balcony
Isai skydives down to the Snow Forts where he lands and runs to the town
Criminal Guy sets up some kind of death-laser thing in the middle of the town
Criminal Guy: WHY IF IT ISN'T AGENT ISAI! ARE YOU HERE TO SPOIL MY PLANS AGAIN?
Isai: You better believe it
Isai grabs his machine gum and starts shooting at Criminal Guy
Criminal Guy dodges all the gums pieces liek a bawss
Criminal Guy: I GOT YOUR ONE WEAKNESS NOW KID!
Isai: Uh oh!
Criminal Guy: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Isai: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
END FLASHBACK
Isai: And that's how I ended up here :D
Sharkbate: …Tell the truth
Isai: I found a weird box portal and went inside…
Sharkbate: That's better
Mario: Welp, that story was weird, let's keep going :D
The Party continues talking
Isai: WAAAAAAAIT
Mario: Wuuuuuut
Isai: Can I come? :D
Mario looks at the other Party members
Sharkbate: Nah
The Party continues on
Isai: Plz? ;_;
The Party: No
Isai: Why not? ;_;
Penquino: I dunno, we just kinda don't want another member
Isai: Room for one more? ;_;
Hat Pop: I don't think so
Chill: WAIT! I have a vision!
Mario: You do?
Chill: ISAI CAN JOIN US! HE'S PERFECT FOR A JOB WE'LL NEED FOR THE FUTURE
Isai: Yaaaay!
Mario: but y
Chill: BECAUSE I, THE MAGICAL BETA HAT, SAID SO!
Isai: :D
ISAI HAS JOINED THE PARTY!
Isai: I won't let you guise down!
Mario: Ok
Isai: Trust me, with my high-tech agent gadgets and my AMAZING kung-fu ninja moves, we can overpower ANY obstacle in the WOOORLD! :D
Sharkbate: Uh… sure
Chill: Now... LET US CONTINUE OUR QUEST!
Sharkbate: Sure
The Party continues until they reach a large orange swamp
Hat Pop: Its another one of those orange-y fluids...
Skeleton #2: Hello there fellow travelersssss...
Isai: 'Sup
Skeleton #2: Will you take a ride acrossssss this river?
Mario: Nah we're good
Skeleton #2: Are you sssssure?
Mario: I think
Skeleton #2: Why not take a ride acrossssss this river?
Mario: Cuz ur a weird creepy old skeleton guy
Skeleton #2: Oh... THEN YOU SHALL NOT PASSSS!!
Isai: OH LOOK! A PACKAGE
Skeleton #2: Huh?
Isai smacks Skeleton #2 into the water with a baseball bat
Sharkbate: Where did you get the baseball bat from?
Isai: …I don't know
Mario: Oh kewl we can get on his boat now :D
The Party hops on his boat and sails away
Skeleton #2: NOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BOAT!!!!
Skeleton #2 cries
The Party reaches the other side of the swamp
Hat Pop: That was easy
Sharkbate: So now what?
Chill: We must travel to Zee Underwear Drawer Road!
Penquino: Is there eggnog there?
Chill: No
Penquino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chill tapes Penquino's mouth shut
Chill: ;)
Mario: Why DOES Chill get a different font while possessed by the magical beta hat anyway?
Fourth Wall: OW
Mario: but srsly y
Author: Uh… cuz I control your universe :D
Mario: Also, who gave you permission to do that? We haven't had an author since we defeated Bowser in Chapter 27 of Puffle Lawn Chair :|
Fourth Wall: YOU'RE KILLING ME e_o
Author: It's complicated :D
Mario: Then can we AT LEAST skip to the part we meet LMGT again?
Author: Lemme think… NAH
Mario: but y
Author: CUZ I CONTROL YOU LIKE PUPPETS ON A STRING! I COULD END U RITE NAO IF I WANTED TO!! But I won't because plot and stuff
Mario: but y
Author: BECAUSE I CAN
Mario: but y-
Author tapes Mario's mouth shut for the rest of the chapter
Mario: :|
Penquino: Wow rood
Author: He asks too many questions
Isai: Couldn't you just solve ALL of our problems right now if you wanted to?
Author: That's BESIDE the point :|
The Party approaches the path to zee Underwear Drawer Road
Pink Sheep: Why hello there!
Isai: Hai
Pink Sheep: You are all looking mighty fine today which means you are a parking ticket!
Sharkbate: …What?
Pink Sheep: Oh my goodness is that Hat Pop and Sharkbate from Hat Pop N' Sharkbate Animations?!
Isai: You may recognize them, but I'm CERTAIN you recognize me!
Sharkbate facepalms
Isai: I'm Agent Isai! World-famous super awesome karate-expert from Club Penguin! I'm a Class-A EPF Agent and former Class A+ PSA agent! I know a ton of really cool karate moves and kung-fu moves that help me defend myself from enemies… and raging fans of course ;)
Pink Sheep stares at Isai
Isai: I'm basically the coolest guy you ever met!
Pink Sheep shoots fireballs at Isai
Isai: BLAGITYGAGAGAG!! END TRANSMISSION!
Isai crashes into a tree and then falls back down
Pink Sheep: What a noob…
Pink Sheep looks over at Hat Pop and Sharkbate
Pink Sheep: Hello there Hat Pop and Sharkbate! I am such a big fan!
Hat Pop: Cool?
Pink Sheep: I watch your videos every day when they come out and they always make me say HA HA HA because they make me laugh!
Sharkbate whispers to Hat Pop
Sharkbate: This sheep is pretty weird…
Pink Sheep: As your biggest fan I would like to appear in one of your next animations!
Hat Pop: Maybe-
Pink Sheep: You see I am your biggest fan because I weigh over seven hundred pounds!
Sharkbate: …
Pink Sheep: Please Hat Pop. Please Sharkbate. Make this Pink Sheep's one true dream come true!
Isai: OH LOOK THE REAL HAT POP AND SHARKBATE!
Pink Sheep: Ha ha! I am not that stupid! Hat Pop and Sharkbate are right here!
Isai: WOW AUTOGRAPHED BACKGROUNDS!
Pink Sheep: Oh wow autographed backgrounds give me one right now!
Pink Sheep runs at the opposite direction
Isai: Am I helpful now? :D
Sharkbate: …Thanks for saving us?
Isai: So I AM helpful now right? :D
Sharkbate: Sure?
Isai: YES!
Everyone passes through the gate to Zee Underwear Road
Penquino: It's so dark in here...
Isai: DON'T WORRY GUYS! I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT GADGET FOR THIS!
Mario: You do?
Isai: ONLY THE HIGHEST, TOP-NOTCH EPF TECH OF COURSE! BEHOLD!!!
Isai grabs his EPF Spy Phone
Isai: THE FLASHLIGHT APPLICATION!
Isai turns on his Spy Phone's flash light
Spooky Skeleton appears in the light
The Party: GASP!!!
Spooky Skeleton: SPOOKED AGAIN!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
The Party runs back outside
Spooky Skeleton: lel
An anvil lands on Spooky Skeleton somehow
Spooky Skeleton: OW
Mario: That was spooky D:
Sharkbate: Very
Pink Sheep runs to the scene
Pink Sheep: Oh my goodness! Hat Pop, Sharkbate! You came back! Can I have an autographed background!?
Hat Pop: Uh… hate to break it but we don't have one
Pink Sheep: That is impossible! A random noob told me that you had one earlier!
Isai: HEY >:|
Pink Sheep: Wait! Noob, did you lie to me by any chance?
Isai: Uhhh…
Pink Sheep: I do not like liars! Liars make me mad and mad gets me angry! Angry is mad in me!!
Isai: What are you even-
Pink Sheep: No… Did you lie?! I hope you did not!
Isai: Uhh... no
Pink Sheep: Then where are the autographed backgrounds?
Isai: They ran out?
Pink Sheep twitches
Penquino: Oh boi
Pink Sheep: LIES. ANGER. FRUSTRATION. HATRED. RAGE. ATTACK.
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*RPG Battle: Pink Sheep
Pink Sheep: You have angered me for the final time noob! Prepare to die!
Isai: You guise ARE gonna help right? ;_;
The Party looks at each other
Sharkbate: Ehh...
Penquino: Well its just...
Hat Pop: Uh...
Mario: I don't know
Isai: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? ;__;
Mario: Fine...
Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw
Pink Sheep: Ow! That hurt worse than the time my mother gave me a spanking when I was only 2 days old. I am 15 days old now!
Hat Pop: ...
Pink Sheep: Hat Pop, how could you do this to me? I thought you were my friend because I was your biggest and heaviest fan! I had plans to marry both you and Sharkbate and have exactly seventeen and a half children! Apparently I was wrong! I am just another big loser that no one likes. I had enough with it! Now I am not only going to destroy the noob but I shall destroy you and your other friends too! You will rue the day you angered the Pink Sheep! Now everyone trembles under my mighty thunder! Boom! Clash! Clash again!
Isai: tl;dr
Pink Sheep: And you, noob, shall be the first one to tremble under my thunder! Clash! Boom! Clash again!
Pink Sheep > Attacks > Meteor Shower > Isai
Author: HAY YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ATTACK UNTIL THE OTHER PARTY MEMBERS DO >:O
Pink Sheep looks at the Author
Pink Sheep: No
Pink Sheep launches a ton of fireballs at the Author
Author: OW! OW! OW! OH NO MY AUTHOR MASK!
The Author's mask flies off but he covers his face in time for no one to see it
Author runs away to get another face mask
Pink Sheep: As I said earlier, tremble under my mighty thunder, noob!
Pink Sheep > Attacks > Meteor Shower > Isai
Isai: AAAAAAAAAHHH (0/10)
Isai faints
Pink Sheep: Hat Pop, Sharkbate, you have broken my sheep heart! Now you're next!
Sharkbate: But I didn't even do anything Hat's the one who attacked :|
Pink Sheep: Sharkbate you truly do care for me don't you!
Sharkbate: Well... uh
Pink Sheep: Sharkbate, I love you too! I know this may be sudden, but will you marry me?
Sharkbate: Okay, sorry but you're seriously starting to freak me out
Pink Sheep: Rejected, even by Sharkbate... No! I will not let this stand! I will prove to the world that I am not a noob, I am a winner! And I shall prove the world by destroying Hat Pop and Sharkbate!
Penquino: Are the speeches necessary?
Pink Sheep throws fireballs at Penquino and he explodes
Penquino: OW (0/10)
Pink Sheep: Yes second noob
Mario: Am I the ONLY one who noticed Chill isn't around right now?
Sharkbate: Hey, you're right... Where IS Chill right now?
Hat Pop: Uh guys, we should probably run before this sheep tears us up!
Mario, Hat Pop and Sharkbate run away as Pink Sheep destroys the RPG Battle
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Pink Sheep: DESTROY HAT POP AND SHARKBATE
Pink Sheep fires more fireballs at Mario, Hat Pop and Sharkbate but they all miss
Mario: DOOD wuts ur problem :|
Pink Sheep fires fireballs at Mario
Mario explodes
Mario: @_@
Chill flies above Hat Pop and Sharkbate with a jet pack on
Chill: Taking Zee Underwear Drawer Road is overrated, let's just fly to the top of the Overcloset!
Hat Pop: What about the others?
Chill picks them all up using floaty powas
Sharkbate: Uhh
Chill: TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!
Chill gives Hat Pop and Sharkbate jet packs and they all fly to the next chapter
==Chapter 10: The Next Chapter==
Chill, Hat Pop and Sharkbate fly into the next chapter somehow
Fourth Wall: OW!
Sharkbate: How does that work?
Chill shrugs
Shark: Wow the author was lazy and literally called the next chapter the next chapter
Author slaps Sharkbate
Chill drops all the fainted members of the party on a large folded shirt
Hat Pop: What IS this?
Caps Lock Shayde: HAI!! WELCOME TO ZEE OVERCLOSET!
Chill: Aren't you from Zee Underwear Drawer?
Caps Lock Shayde: YEAH BUT I CAUGHT A RIDE WITH YOU GUISE :D
Chill smacks Caps Lock Shyade back at Zee Underwear Drawer
Caps Lock Shayde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAAAACK
Chill uses revive-y powas to bring back the fainted Party members
Chill: Welcome back
Mario: NFSUIASHF78A9GFW7E9FH983QHFQ897GHEW89GH8W3G
Mario shakes his head
Mario: y do u keep disappearing? :|
Chill: I have many reasons to do what I have done and-
Mario: I mean ur not some kind of super ninja mystery thing that appears and disappears
Random Ninja: OH HEY GUISE! 'SUP!
Random Ninja poofs
Mario: ...SEE THAT'S A SUPER NINJA MYSTERY THING THAT APPEARS AND DISAPPEARS, naut you
Chill: You will learn in time what my purpose is...
Mario: Didn't you say you were gonna take us to LMGT? :C
Chill: Yes... I did say that and I shall stick to my word
Penquino: So where's the next box portal thing?
Isai: Over there!
Penuino: Huh?
Isai: Made you look >:D
Penquino: :|
Sharkbate: First rule of Isai, don't fall for his lies
Isai: They aren't lies they're, uh, pranks!
Chill drops a Box Portal near Isai
Chill: While you spent time with the sheep, I found the portal to the next and final realm... the Donut Dimension!
Mario: okewl y didnt you bring that up sooner
Chill: I have my reasons
Mario: Shtap being weird :C
Chill: No
Chill throws everyone through the portal using his powas somehow
The Party looks around
Sharkbate: This isn't a donut dimension...
Chill: Oh it isn't? Just as planned...
Mario: wut do you mean planned? D:
The Beta Hat starts pouring purple slime on Chill
Penquino: Uhh... that's NOT grape juice
Chill: Oh its not? How could you tell?
Chill smacks Penquino to the ground using powas again
Mario: dood wuts giving you those powas anyway
Chill: AFTER LONG ENOUGH I WAS ABLE TO COMPLETELY CHARGE UP MY POWERS. IN A LITTLE CHILL SHALL BE NO MORE! MWA HA HA HA
A Random Pebble: I'm not the only one anymore ;-;
Chill: What are you going to do about it Pebble?
A Random Pebble: Uh... this, duh
A Random Pebble smacks off Chill's Magical Beta Hat using his powas
Magical Beta Hat: NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Chill: YEY I'M FREE!!
Chill looks at the Magical Beta Hat
Chill: HAY LEWK ITS A RARE!
Chill grabs it and puts it back on
Isai facepalms
Chill: NO! THIS RUINS EVERYTHING! I HAVEN'T COMPLETED MY TAKEOVER OF THE HOST AND NOW ITS REBOOTING BUT I CANT REBOOT OR ELSE BAD STUFF D:
Mario knocks Magical Beta Hat off Chill again
Magical Beta Hat: <U>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</U>
Magical Beta Hat falls to the ground and turns into 5th Party Hat colors
Chill: HEY LOOK A-wai wut
Magical Beta Hat forms a body of purple slime under itself that grows into the shape of a penguin
Chill???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Author: lol ur chill now
Chill???: YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Author: And I have no regrets :D
Chill: WOAH I HAVE A MIRROR NOW!
Chill???: AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FANCY FONT OR KEWL POWAS ANYMORE D:
A Random Pebble: HA HA! SUCKA!
Fourth Wall: OW!
A Random Pebble teleports away
Chill???: NOW I'M WEIRD LOOKING AND ORANGE D:
Chill: HAY >:|
Chill???: I hope you took a lot of offense
Chill: I did ;~;
Mario: GUISE I GOT AN IDEA!
Mario smacks Chill???'s Party Hat off
Chill???: Uh yeah, I wish
Mario: owell it was worth a try, time for plan B
Mario smacks Chill??? with a shovel
Chill???: OW
Chill??? passes out
Penquino: That was easy
Sharkbate: Where did you get that shovel from?
Mario shrugs
Hat Pop: So how do we get out of here?
Chill??? gets up
Chill???: THIS IS MY DIMENSION! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! WHILE YOU'RE IN HERE, MY ATTACKS ARE 9001 PERCENT STRONGER >:D
President of Dumbness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ITS OVER 9000! EVERYONE PANIC!
PoD makes it 0
Chill???: o... u sock
The Party beats up Chill???
Chill???: ow... e_o
Penquino: Can we get out now so I can be reunited with me eggynog again? :D
Chill???: PHINE...
Chill??? creates a Box Portal
The Party: YEY!
The Party jumps in the Box Portal
??? hops over to Chill???
???: Did you dispose of them?
Chill???: nu i failed... PLZ DON'T HURT ME ;~;
???: Nah, imma just destroy your dimension
Chill???: wait wut
??? destroys Chill???'s dimension somehow
Chill???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My stamp book was in there :| I had like... 200 stamps, y'know how long its gonna take for me to earn all those back?
???: Deal with it
Author: lol i have two characters with question marks for names now
MEANWHILE
The Party falls from the sky
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
The Party gets rescued by Proto-Bot
Proto-Bot: Quack
Chill: Wait wut
Penquino: This is weird
Proto-Bot: Hi!
Sharkbate: Something's not right here...
Proto-Bot carries everyone to the Sky Kingdom
Quackerpingu walks out the building holding a remote control
Quackerpingu: Quack
Sharkbate: Okay now I KNOW something's not right here
Quackerpingu: Welcome prisoners! Proto-Bot, put them in jail!
Proto-Bot drops the Party inside a steel cage
Isai: How did he get control of Proto-Bot? O_o
Quackerpingu: I got help from a friend! Now be silent prisoner!
Miron: k
Bro: Oh hey, we're FINALLY reunited after...
Bro looks up and reads how many chapters its been
Bro: 3 chapters... feels like its been 2 months
Fourth Wall: MAKE IT SHTAP ;__; (90%)
An orange walrus with an eyepatch walks to the scene
Fourth Walrus: Oh hey Fourth Wall, I'm Fourth Walrus!
Quackerpingu: This is my friend :D
Fourth Wall: Is your name supposed to be a pun?
Fourth Walrus: MAYBE ;)
Fourth Wall: If it is, I WILL SUE YOU FOR YOUR NAME!
Fourth Walrus: This is Chapter 10!
Fourth Wall: OW! MAKE IT SHTAP D: (72%)
Slender: This is... weird
Bro: You had a UFO, and THIS is weird?
Slender: Yup :D
Penstubal: k so uh how was your day?
Mario: Pretty weird, Chill has an evil clone now
Penstubal: That's cool, CHECK THIS OUT!
Penstubal takes out his new stone sword
Penstubal: STONE SWORD!!!!
Miron: k
Penstubal: Just you wait guys, we're breaking out of here!
Bro: Why didn't you just do this 2 chapters ago?
Fourth Wall: AAAAAHH!! (62%)
Penstubal: Because we've been offscreen for 2 chapters, duh
Fourth Wall's face cracks in half
Fourth Wall: ;_/_; (38%)
Penstubal swings his sword and hits it on the jail bars
Penstubal: >:D
Penstubal's sword breaks apart
Penstubal: ...awww
Snowstormer points at Fourth Wall and Fourth Walrus
Snowstormer: Hey look! Its an fight!
Bro: That's not how grammar works-
Snowstormer: UR NOT MY MOM!!!
MEANWHILE... FOURTH WALL VS. FOURTH WALRUS
Fourth Wall: ENOUGH! I'LL SMASH YOU APART!
Fourth Walrus: So? Are you gonna do a better job than you did in (Not So) Elite Penguin Force?
Fourth Wall: YES! I MEAN... OW! (19%)
Fourth Walrus: I'm enjoying this :D
Fourth Wall: You'll run out of things to use to break me eventually >:D
Fourth Walrus: This adventure is titled Rise of Deh Toliet Master
Fourth Wall's face cracks into more tiny pieces
Fourth Wall: . . . :( (2%)
Author: FINISH HIM!
Fourth Walrus: Yeah but wut sud I say? :C
Author: Ooh! Ooh! Try saying that everyone-
Fourth Wall: SHADDAP!
Miron: k
Fourth Wall: You can't finish me off... IF I LEAVE >:D
Fourth Wall runs away like a chicken
Fourth Wall: HAY I'M NOT A CHICKEN >:| Just not a fan of dying
Author: lol
Fourth Wall keeps running away like a chicken until he's out of sight
Fourth Walrus: Aww... I wanted to finish him :(
Mario: Can we go now?
Quackerpingu: No!
Penquino: Why? :|
Quackerpingu: Because no!
Bro facepalms
Quackerpingu: Penguins don't have palms! Humans do!
Bro: Why does it matter?
Isai opens up his player card and checks the inventory
Isai: My inventory section is called hand items, penguins don't have hands, not EVERYTHING has to be reasonable!
Sharkbate: That's the first reasonable thing Isai's ever said
Isai: Thank you :D
Quackerpingu: Quack
Bro: Really? -____-
Random Duck: WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Quackerpingu: Nothing!
Random Duck: …I THOUGHT SO!
Random Duck teleports away again
Quackerpingu: Quaquaquaaaack! Enjoy your plans, the Party, before I spoil your plans, the Party!
Miron: k wat
Hat Pop: I don't really have a reaction to that
Slender: I don't think any of us do
Author: lol this is slender's 3rd line
Slender: Yeah gimme more lines :|
Author: You just got a new line
Quackerpingu: Uh... Do I have to say my evil line again?
Chill: If you want I guess
Quackerpingu: Okay! *clears throat* Quaquaquaaaack! Enjoy your plans, the Party, before I spoil your plans, the Party!
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*RPG Battle: Quackerpingu, Fourth Walrus, Proto-Bot and the Test Bots
Mario: THERE'S SO MANY Q-Q
Chill: Yeah but there's 9001 of us too so, uh...
Mario: Troo... LET'S DOES THIS GUISE!!!
Chill: Who do we attack first?
Mario: How about... Proto-Bot cuz big and scary
Chill: Okai :D
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Proto-Bot
Proto-Bot: Quack (97/100)
Chill: This is gonna take forever Q_Q
Bro: Whatever, I'll just shoot it
Bro > Items > Machine Gum > Proto-Bot
Bro misses Proto-Bot again, but ends up hitting Wheel-Bot
Wheel-Bot: Quack (15/20)
Bro: YEAH! I totally meant to do that!
Snowstormer: Didn't that explode earlier?
Bro: Yeah but I got another cuz I'm rich B)
Penstubal: Yeah but you were in the cell with us the whole time...
Bro: I carry spares okay? :|
Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw > Proto-Bot
Proto-Bot: Quack (92/100)
Isai: While you guys all waste your time doing nothing, watch me do something!
Isai > Items > Overloader 3000
Isai throws a metallic plate machine at Proto-Bot that quickly clings onto him
Proto-Bot: Quack (92/100)
Sharkbate: That did literally nothing
Isai: Wait for it...
Mario: Well I'm impatient so imma do this :D
Mario > Attacks > TNT Toss
Isai: NO! WAIT! DON'T DO THAT!
The TNT explodes as the Overloader 3000 activates
Overloader 3000: UH NO! A PROL-
Proto-Bot overloads and explodes (0/100)
The Test Bots around Proto-Bot get damaged from the explosion
Wheel-Bot: Quack (5/20)
Snow-Bot: Quack (10/20)
Jet-Bot: Quack (10/20)
Quackerpingu: NOO!!
Fourth Walrus: Do you know how long it takes to build a remote to hack Proto-Bot? :|
Miron: k
Miron > Special > Transform
Miron transforms into a potato
Mario: ...Really?
Bro: Yes, he just did that
Potato: ( ≖‿≖)
Penquino: Imma finish off Wheely!
Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Bottle > Wheel-Bot
Wheel-Bot: ERROR 404 GLASS LOCATED IN SYSTEM!
Wheel-Bot explodes
Quacker: NO!! STOP!!!
Penstubal: Na :)
Penstubal > Items > Sword Helm > Swing > Snow-Bot
Penstubal swings his sword's helm at Snow-Bot but doesn't manage to touch it
Penstubal: :|
Penstubal throws his sword's helm at Snow-Bot
Snow-Bot: Quack (9/10)
Sharkbate: That was not effective at all...
Sharkbate > Summon > Psyduck
A Psyduck jumps out of a Box Portal
Psyduck: PSY!!
Quackerpingu: DUCKY!!
Hat Pop: Seriously, how do you summon people?
Sharkbate: Magic :)
Gary: YOU STOLE MY QUOTE!!!
Sharkbate: :)
Gary explodes
Psyduck > Attacks > Water Gun > Jet-Bot
Jet-Bot: ...ERROR 404 - WATER
Jet-Bot explodes
Fourth Walrus: I really wasted too much time hacking robots
Quackerpingu: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Snow-Bot: ...Quack?
Slender: Finally its my turn!
Slender > Attacks > Slender Punch > Snow-Bot
Slender: SLENDER PAWNCH!!!
Slender hits Snow-Bot
Snow-Bot: Quack (8/20)
Slender: OW MY FLIPPER IT HURTS! (6/10)
Snowstormer > Attacks > 
Snowstormer covers the entire area in 
Snow-Bot: ERROR - THE RAINBOWS HURT
Snow-Bot explodes
Slender: THE RAINBOWS AREN'T HEALING MY PAIN Q~Q
Chill: YEY WE DESTROYED THE TEST BOTS
Quackerpingu looks at the exploded parts leftover from the Test Bots
Quackerpingu: ...NO
Hat Pop: Huh?
Slender: My flipper still hurts ;-;
Quackerpingu: YOU DESTROYED THE TEST BOTS!
Sharkbate: They weren't alive anyway
Quackerpingu: ...
Quackerpingu starts glowing and jumps up
Quackerpingu: NO!!! +A+D
Penquino: Uh... eggnog?
Quackerpingu: NO!!
Isai: You need to calm down
Quackerpingu looks at Isai
Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like a Duck > Isai
Quackerpingu repeatedly slaps Isai's face then finishes him off by kicking him to a statue
Isai: ... (0/10)
Fourth Walrus: :D
Hat Pop: This duck is crazy man o-o
Fourth Walrus: In all honesty, its me you should be worried about
Fourth Walrus > Items > Boom-Bomb
Fourth Walrus throws the Boom-Bob at the party
Penquino: Cra-
Everyone: KEEP IT G-RATED–
Hat Pop, Mario, Miron, Penquino, Penstubal and Sharkbate explode (0/10)
Fourth Walrus: Works every time
Chill: D:
Bro: Welp, time for some hardcore warfare
Bro messes up his outfit and puts on facepaint to be solider-y
Chill: Really?
Bro: It makes me look cooler
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Quackerpingu
Quackerpingu: ... (8.5/10)
Author: Hey look! Decimals are a thing for HP!
Bro: Who cares?
Bro > Attacks > Machine Gum > Quackerpingu
Quackerpingu: ... (3.5/10)
Snowstormer > Attacks > Scream
Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quackerpingu: Aw what?! I didn't even get to use my powers a second time :| (0/10)
Slender keeps rolling on the floor mourning his flipper that he totally broke
Slender: HAY CROSS THAT OUT I DIDN'T BREAK IT >:|
Author: Speak for yourself
Author crosses it out
Fourth Walrus: Well its just me now... and I may not be a walrus but I'm also kind of a chicken so uh... SEE YA!
Fourth Walrus jet packs away
Chill: YEY WE DID IT GUISE!
Slender: MY FLIPPER STILL ACHES...
YOU GOT 97 STAR POINTS! LEVEL UP! (119/100)
THE PARTY WAS UPGRADED TO LEVEL 2!!
Chill: Kewl what does that do? :D
Oh, nothing, I just wanted to say the party was upgraded to level 2 kthxbai
Chill: :|
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Quackerpingu wakes up
Quackerpingu: NO! COME BACK!!
The fainted Party members wake up
Isai: I'M OKAY!
Quackerpingu looks at the destroyed test bots again
Quackerpingu: :(
Psyduck: Psyduck
Quackerpingu: DUCKY!
Psyduck hops back into its Box Portal
Quackerpingu: ...
QUACKERPINGU HAS JOINED THE PARTY!
Mario: Wat
Quackerpingu: I join for duckies!
Sharkbate shrugs
Hat Pop: So anyone wanna go back to the surface?
Quackerpingu: Okay! We can take the DuckJet!
Quackerpingu leads everyone to Bro's private jet with Bro's name crossed out in red spray paint and "Duck-Jet" spraypainted in light blue
Quackerpingu: :D
Bro: ...I'll buy another
==Chapter 11: The Tower of Trials==
Bro's Butler drives the jet to the surface
Penquino: When didja get a butler?
Bro: After I became rich B)
The Party waddles out of the DuckJet over to the Snow Forts where a giant tower appears out of nowhere
Hat: Where did this thing come from?
Chill: I dunno, CP probably just updated like that cuz logic
Fourth Wall: OW!
Mario: LET'S GO INSIDE!!
Slender: It looks mysterious… and high
Quackerpingu: Quack
Penstubal: I'm not too sure about this…
Mario: IT'S TOTALLY SAFE GUISE!! LET'S GO!
Miron: k
Mario drags the Party into the tower
Mario stops to read a sign in front of the tower that reads "Tower of Trials"
Mario: PFFT its just a tower of trails
Slender: That says trials…
Mario: NAH, just a typo on trails
Chill: Then wut are we waiting for? :D
The Party enters the Tower of Trials Trails
FLOOR 1
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The music from Ye Knights Quest 3 starts playing
Chill: OOOH!! SPOOKY!!!
Isai: No its not
Chill: Are you lying… or telling the truth?
Isai: Uh… I think I'm saying the truth
Chill: o ok
Miron: k
Mario looks up at a really tall spiral staircase
Mario: This is gonna take FOREVER
Mario looks over at Hat Pop and Sharkbate flying up the tower using their jet packs
Penstubal: Ooh! Good idea!
The Dorp Trio put on their rainbow-powered Jet Packs and follow Hat Pop and Sharkbate up the tower
Mario: …I thought those died :C
Hat Pop: The weird beta hat-possessed Chill gave us another set :D
Chill: …but beta hats are kewl
Sharkbate: Yeah, but you acted weird with it on
Chill: I CAN'T HELP IT! Beta hats cause excitement D:
Quackerpingu: Look!
Quackerpingu points at a giant spider that falls down from the top of the tower
The doods using jet packs get crushed by it
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP
Author: SURPRISE BOSS BATTLE TIME!!!!
Mario: But we just started the chapter D:
Author: I make up the rules, you just gotta play by em >:D
*RPG Battle: Spideragon
Spideragon: HELLO! I AM SPIDERAGON! HERE ME BURP!
Spideragon burps pushing the party back down the stairs
Sharkbate: You need a mint, here have one
Sharkbate hands Spideragon a mint
Spideragon: Oh thanks man, it'll be more satisfying when I pwn you AND my breath smells minty ^-^
Sharkbate: np, but you said that wrong
Spideragon: I did?
Chill: Yeah cuz we're gonna !pwn you to the moon :D
Penquino: but LM96Bot is broken :(
Chill: We'll figure out a way
Spideragon: Good luck with that, anyway time for me to annihilate you! Cya later!
Chill: o nu u dont
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Chill jumps up and pokes the Spideragon on its head
Spideragon: HA HA! Good luck beating me! I'm like… strong! (27/30)
Chill: I wish I had more attacks :|
Mario: Lemme try :D
Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum
Mario loads his Machine Gum and fires it at the Spideragon
Spideragon: Am I a Spider or am I a dragon? This is a legitimate question (24/30)
Mario: Either way we're gonna end up pwning you anyway, I mean… we're the main characters! The author doesn't have the guts to end us :D
Fourth Wall: Shtaaaaaaaap
Author: Don't tempt me
Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Glass
Penquino throws an empty eggnog glass at the Spideragon
Spideragon: OW THE SHATTERED GLASS IT HURTS (9/30)
Penquino: Ooh! We have his weakness guys :D
Sharkbate: Nice, lend me a bottle
Penquino: I drink lots of eggnog, so I have plenty more where that came from >:)
Spideragon: NO!! I FORFEIT! I Don't wanna die ;~;
Spideragon runs away
Isai: YEAH! YOU BETTER RUN OR… SOMETHING!
Bro: Wimp
Mario: He probably wasn't a dragon anywai
Slender: Y'know there's a LOT of us, I don't think anyone could beat us if they wanted to
Chill: So troo
A chest falls from the sky somehow
Mario: HAY GUISE LEWK ITS A CHEST!!
Quackerpingu: I WANNA OPEN IT!
Mario: I found it so I shou--
Quackerpingu pushes Mario outta the way opens up the chest, releasing thunderbolts at everyone! OH NOEZ!!
Toliet Master: AHAHAHAHAHA! BE CURSED!!!
BOOM! CLASH! SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!
Isai: I feel the same
Toliet Master: No you don't you feel CURSED NOW!!!
Mario: To be honest I forgot you existed
Toliet Master: wow rood
Sharkbate: So… what WAS the curse?
Toliet Master: NOW YOU CAN ONLY USE 3 PARTY MEMBERS WHILE RPG BATTLING!
Hat Pop: Well we're still pretty overpowered
Toliet Master: YES BUT YOU'RE LESS POWERFUL NOW!!
Miron: k
Toliet Master: I'LL BE WAITING ON THE TOP FLOOR! COME AFTER ME… IF YOU DARE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOOZ WEEL LOOZ!!!
Snowstormer: k
Toliet Master: Is that all you say?
Penstubal: k
Toliet Master: Okay then, I'll be taking the elevator to the top floor! Cya there
Mario: Ooh, can we take it too? :D
Toliet Master: PFFFT! You know this isn't gonna be that easy, ONLY villains can go on the elevator
Penstubal: So your saying that if we turn evil we're allowed to go on the elevator
Toliet Master: Nah :D
Toliet Master goes on the Elevator and goes up to the top floor
Penquino: :|
The Party continues to the next floor
FLOOR 2
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Penquino: So is there gonna be a monster on every floor or something?
Mario shrugs
Meta Knight falls from the sky
Chill: olook its a head with armor on!
Mario: He kinda looks like Kirby but with more armor and kewler
Meta Knight: VICTORY IS MY DESTINY
*RPG Battle: Meta Knight
Chill: Hm… who to choose…
Isai: OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
Chill: I SUMMON MARIO AND PENQUINO!!!
Mario: YEY WE CAN PWN KNIGHT-KIRBY NAO
Penquino: :D yey
Isai: …You stink
Sharkbate: You're saving your best for last… right?
Chill: Maaybe C:
Meta Knight > Attacks > Sword Slash > All
Meta Knight quickly slashes Chill, Mario and Penquino with his sword while they aren't paying attention
Chill: HAY HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT (6/10)
Mario: OW MY EVERYTHING (6/10)
Penquino: D: (6/10)
Meta Knight: I may bend the rules as I please
Chill: Whale den in dat case…
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Chill: Scroo you :D
Chill jumps up and pokes Meta Knight with his Party Hat
Meta Knight: I wouldn't be overconfident (29/30)
Chill: That did like nothing Q_Q
Meta Knight: I'm wearing armor, did you expect a dull Party Hat to phase me?
Chill: Sorta :C
Mario: Well uh, EAT DIS!
Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum
Mario pulls out his machine gum and fires at Meta Knight, although he deflects most of the gum pieces
Meta Knight: Disappointment, seeing the potential in that device, if only you knew how to properly execute it (27/30)
Mario: meh i did more damage than chill sooo :3
Chill: no fair >:|
Meta Knight: It's implied your mission is to defeat me in a battle, not to have a contest over your abilities
Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Glass
Penquino: GO BOTTLEO OF EGGYNOG!
Meta Knight slices the bottle in half before it can reach him
Meta Knight: And now it's my turn once again
Meta Knight > Attacks > Tornado Spin > All
Meta Knight charges at the Party and spins rapidly to create a small tornado force thingy, anyway it looks pretty cool
Chill: 6_9 (1/10)
Mario coughs (1/10)
Penquino is flipped upside down (1/10)
Meta Knight: It seems that you have lost against me, perhaps if you weren't cursed on the previous floor you would be able to defeat me, although you have my mercy, use it well
Meta Knight throws three Shroom Shakes at Chill, Mario and Penquino
Meta Knight: I hoped for a challenge, although I supposed I hoped for too much, I'll be on my way now, farewell
Meta Knight's cape expands into wings suddenly and he flies out of the tower
Quackerpingu: Quack
Chill drinks his Shroom Shake (10/10)
Chill: That dood's weird :D
Mario finishes up his Shroom Shake (10/10)
Mario: Agreed, these taste pretty good tho :3
Penquino: Eggnog tastes better tho (10/10)
Sharkbate: That battle was lame
Isai: I should've been in it :D
Mario: And then we cuda watch u get UR butt kicked :D
Isai: YEAH! I mean wait, NO! I would've won!
Slender: Whatever, we passed the second floor now, right?
Penquino: I think so?
Hat Pop: Wait, where's Miron, Penstubal and Snowstormer anyway?
Slender: I think they went on ahead without us
Isai: WELL TIME FOR US TO CATCH UP! LET'S GO EVERYONE!
Isai runs up to the next level
Mario: He's weird too :D
Chill: Agreed :D
FLOOR 3
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Isai reaches the third floor finally
Isai: I MADE IT!
Isai passes out cuz he's out of breath
An awkward looking penguin with a cane, a long beard and a wizard cloak walks up to Isai
???: GREETINGS YOUNG TRAVELER!
The rest of the Party catches up to Isai
???: Uh… GREETINGS YOUNG TRAVELERS! I added the S sound that time!
Penquino: Are you the next evil monster guy?
???: I AM WIZARDBOI! AND I AM YOUR NEXT TRIAL
Mario: Wait so this ISN'T a tower of trails? D:
Wizardboi: It said so on the front of the tower! Are you like, some kind of idiot?
Slender: Told you so
Mario: MY WHOLE LIFE'S BEEN A LIE D:
Wizardboi: A little while back I met this dorp trio, so naturally I'd put them in cages to make them the next members of my zoo!
Miron: AAAAAAAAAAA HELP
Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOO DON'T
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAA I'M SCREAMING TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chill: Y'know I'd scream 'LET THEM GO' if I actually cared deeply about them
Snowstormer: Wow rood
Sharkbate: lol dorp trio, well played, I'll start calling them that now
Mario: Same :D
Slender: Well you are our next trial so let's get this over with
Wizardboi: Agreed!
*RPG Battle: Wizardboi
Wizardboi: Don't worry! I'll make this quick! I have magical powers, remember?
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Chill pokes Wizardboi in the eye with his party hat
Wizardboi: OW! (26/30)
Chill: And I have pointy hats :D
Wizardboi: MY EYE! I CAN'T SEE!
Chill: AND NOW I SUMMON TO DEH FIELD…
Isai: plzpickmeplzpickmeplzpickme
Chill: HAT POP AND SHARKBATE :D
Sharkbate: Nice
Hat Pop: ^_^
Isai looks down to the ground and walks away in disappointment
Mario: lol
Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw
Wizardboi: Wait… WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (21/30)
Sharkbate: Hm… what to do…
Sharkbate grabs random potions from a counter and starts mixing them together
Wizardboi: NO!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!
Sharkbate: Then why don't you stop me? >:)
Hat Pop: Are you going to drink it or throw it at him?
Sharkbate: Good question… I think I'll just…
Sharkbate > Items > Magical Potion > Wizardboi
Sharkbate throws the potion at Wizardboi
Wizardboi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wizardboi grows a ton of hair and slowly shrinks until he becomes a kitten
Kitten: …meow :|
Snowstormer: A KITTEN!!!
Kitten turns himself back into Wizardboi using magic
Sharkbate: Well that was useless
Wizardboi: Oh yes it was! And for that I shall attack YOU first!
Sharkbate: Lucky day for me I guess
Wizardboi > Magic > Sharkbate
Wizardboi uses his wand to fire a lazor beam of magic stuffz at Sharkbate
Sharkbate: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (5/10)
Wizardboi: >:D
Sharkbate: Wait that didn't do anything did it?
Sharkbate suddenly turns into a pineapple
Wizardboi: MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Pineapple: …
Hat Pop: :O
Wizardboi: AND UR ALL NEXT!!!
Mario: TURN CHILL INTO A BANANA FOR ME PLZ!
Chill: …rly?
Mario: yes :3
Isai: NO TURN HIM INTO A RAT!!
Wizardboi: Even better!
Chill: Really guys? :|
Penquino: What if you turn him into eggnog and then I drink him?
Wizardboi: Cruel, but I'll think about--
Everyone starts arguing in the background about what Chill should be turned into
Chill: '_'
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Chill jumps up and pokes Wizardboi in his other eye
Wizardboi: OW!! MY OTHER EYE!!!! SCROO YOU!!! (17/30)
Chill: :3
Wizardboi: I'M TOTALLY TURNING YOU INTO… A… UH…
Quackerpingu: Quack
Wizardboi: YES A DUCK!
Mario: Wow really? :|
Bro: Turn him into gold :|
Penquino: Eggnog :(
Slender: Honestly, who cares?
Isai: But he needs to be a raaaat
Wizardboi: … SILENCE!!
Wizardboi turns every non-battling Party member into a beachball
Chill: :D
Beachballs: …
Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw
Hat Pop uses her chainsaw on Wizardboi
Wizardboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH (12/30)
Pineapple: …
Wizardboi: AND NOW FOR YOU CHILL!!!
Wizardboi > Magic > Chill
Wizardboi fires a magic beam at Chill
Chill: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chill turns into a party hat that his 5th anniversary party hat stacks on top of
Wizardboi: How pleasantly perfect!
Hat Pop: … D:
Wizardboi: Nice to know that there's only one left for me to turn into magic
Hat Pop: Or is there? >:)
Hat Pop disappears suddenly in a cloud of dust
Wizardboi: Aw man hide and seek? I stink at this game :|
Hat Pop: They don't call me the bunny eared ninja rabbit for nothing!
Wizardboi: Yeah, and I'm called Wizardboi because its my username too :D
Hat Pop: What?
Fourth Wall: OW!!
Hat Pop > Special > Bunny Stampede
Hat Pop: GO BUNNY STAMPEDE!
A horde of bunnies trample over Wizardboi
Wizardboi: JADIH9QWRHFEAWISFJSD89FHQW38TAG (2/30)
Hat Pop reappears in front of Wizardboi
Hat Pop: 2 HP? C'mon :|
Wizardboi: MWA HA HA HA! I HAVE YOU NOW!!
Sharkbate: No you don't
Sharkbate > Special > Summon Psyduck
A psyduck hops out of a Box Portal
Wizardboi: BUT YOU'RE A PINEAPPLE!
Sharkbate: And it was a decoy :D
Wizardboi: BUT D:
Sharkbate: They don't call me the master troll for nothing >:)
Psyduck: Psyduck.
Psyduck > Attacks > Psychic
Psyduck uses psychic powas and finishes off Wizardboi
Wizardboi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wizardboi explodes into magic powdery stuff
Everyone reverts back to their usual forms
Sharkbate packs his inflatable lookalike back in his inventory probably because inventories are bottomless and don't obey the rules of science cuz science socks, y'know?
Chill: whale den dats over with, LET'S KEEP GOING!
FLOOR 4
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Slender: I feel like we're forgetting something…
Bro: Who cares, I'll buy another one… if its one of my stuff of course
Slender shrugs and keeps walking
Mario: Hay dis floor is empty :|
Penquino: Let's keep going then
MEANWHILE ON FLOOR 3
Miron: k they aren't coming back
Snowstormer: …
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE LET US OUT
Wizardboi: will you just SHUT UP ARLEADY!?
Snowstormer: wait how did you
Wizardboi: I'm a wizard, what did you expect?
Miron: k
BACK ON FLOOR 4
Slender opens up a box that he found on the fourth floor
Hat Pop: What if its another curse? D:
Slender: It's… a pair of gloves… Oh well they're mine now because I found them!
Slender puts on the gloves and then his hands catch on fire
Slender: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE!!!
Isai: OH NO!! SOMEBODY PUT IT OUT QUICK!!!
Quackerpingu: But you don't have hands you have flippers!
Slender: WHO THE HECK CARES?!!?
Quackerpingu: Quack does!
Slender runs around in circles until his flippers cool off finally
Slender: Wait… I just noticed… I DIDN'T BURN!
Slender catches his flippers on fire again
Slender: I CAN FINALLY MAKE SLENDER PUNCH EFFECTIVE!!
Mario: Meh, this floor is lame, let's keep going guise
The Party continues up to floor 5
FLOOR 5
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The Party goes to the fifth floor
Mario: Awww man its ANOTHER empty floor :|
The lights suddenly turn off
Everyone: Uh…
The lights turn back on
Spooky Skeleton: BE SPOOOOKED!!!!
The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
A ton of Skeletons fall from a trapdoor in the ceiling
Skeleton #2: I'LL GET YOU FOR STEALING MY BOAT!!!
Skeleton #4: AND SKIPPING MY SONG!!!!
Skeleton #3: AND I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU BUT I'M FIGHTING WITH THEM BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY
Skeleton #1: AND I'M FIGHTING WITH THEM BECAUSE I HATE THEM, BUT I HATE YOU MORE THAN THEM EVEN THOUGH I HAVE LITTLE TO NO RIGHT TO JUDGE BECAUSE I AM AN INSANE UNDEAD BUT DEAD AT THE SAME TIME SKELETON!!!
Sharkbate: You talk a lot
Spooky Skeleton: GET THEM!!!
Chill: I SUMMON--
A penguin with high tech-y armor and other futuristic-y modifications falls from the ceiling and crushes Spooky Skeleton
???: WOOT!! I BRING THE PARTY WHEREVER I GO!!!
Mario: …wat
??? pulls out some blaster thingies and shoots Skeleton #1 and Skeleton #4 with them
Skeleton #1: I HATE EVERYTHING *explodes*
Skeleton #4: AAAAAAAAH *explodes*
Skeleton #3: YOU'RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LOVED ;~;
??? looks below himself
???: OOPS I TOTALLY JUST DESTROYED YOUR LEADER AND FAMILY!!! I'M SO SORRY!!! JAY KAY, I'M NOT :D
??? fires another laser at Skeleton #3 and he explodes
Hat Pop: Uh…
Penquino: And you are?
???: OH HI THERE! I BET YOUR WONDERING WHERE I GOT ALL THIS FUTURISTIC TECH!
Skeleton #2 tries attacking ??? from behind, but ??? blasts him before he can
???: TARGET PRACTICE IS SOME FUN STUFF! DON'T YOU AGREE?
A lime green penguin pops out of a box portal
Lime Green Penguin: …Finally! I'm free from the yoke of the Not So EPF universe!
???: OOH! SOCCER PRACTICE! I'LL ADMIT, I'M SORT OF RUSTY, BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST ANYWAY!!!
??? kicks the Lime Green Penguin through the wall and he falls to the bottom of the Snow Forts
???: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!
Sharkbate: Seriously, who are you?
???: BUT I ALREADY MET YOU GUYS! IN THE PAST, A.K.A. YOUR FUTURE ALSO KNOWN AS MY PAST!!!! Oh man! Timey wimey stuff is HILARIOUS!
Chill: can u pweez just-
???: BUT MY NAME'S DISCOLOT! AND I'M THE SOON-TO-BE BEST WARRIOR IN THE GALAXY! JK AGAIN, I ALREADY AM!!! IN THE FUTURE OF COURSE!!!
Chill: o ok thx
Discolot: SO CAN ANY OF YOU KIND FOLKS DIRECT ME TO THE EPF'S BASE? I'M GONNA TOTALLY OBLIVIATE THEM!!!
Isai: Oh yeah, well WE WON'T LET YOU!!!
Discolot: …
Isai: RIGHT GUYS?
Mario: sure
Discolot: PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!!!! I JUST WANNA CUDDLE YOU UP AND THEN TEAR YOU APART WITH MY LOVE!!!
Isai: …
Discolot: TIME FOR AN RPG VS ME!!! THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!
*RPG Battle: Discolot: The Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy (of the future)
Isai: CHILL YOU GOTTA PICK ME THIS TIME PLZ!! ;_______;
Chill: phine
Isai: YES :D
Chill: I ALSO SUMMON SLENDER!!!
Slender: Alright!
Chill: AND I'M TIRED OF BATTLING SO QUACKER CAN TAKE MY PLACE!
Quackerpingu: Quack
Discolot: TIME FOR THE BATTLE OF THE NEXT FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR LIIIIIFE!!
Isai > Items > Mini-Popcorn Bomb
Isai throws a miniature version of the Popcorn bomb that Herbert made at Discolot
Discolot catches it
Discolot: This is cute, y'know that right?
The bomb explodes on Discolot
Discolot: OW! That just hurt like… my face! (20/30)
Discolot grabs some popcorn and eats it
Discolot: Popcorn's EXCELLENT! I R8 8/8 M8!!
Slender > Attacks > Slender Punch
Slender's flipper catches on fire and then Slender quickly punches Discolot
Slender: Loving these gloves :D
Discolot: OW MY CHEEKBONE! Dude you like… TOTALLY BURNED MY CHEEKS!! SCROO YOU!!! (15/30)
Quackerpingu: Quack
Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like A Duck
Quackerpingu repeatively slaps Discolot and then kicks him to finish off the attack
Discolot: IT'S NOT KIND TO DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS! WHICH TECHNICALLY SPEAKING I GUESS I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU ALL BECAUSE I'M FROM THE FUTURE, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER NOW DOES IT? (10/30)
Sharkbate: You talk more than Isai… it's really irritating
Discolot: THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I TRY MY HARDEST!!! NOW FOR MY ATTACK THAT'LL BLOW YOU ALL AWAY!!!! literally speaking
Discolot > Items > Deathraypuslorinatoratronmatic 10,024 > All
Discolot: For you sensitive readers of the audience COVER YOUR EYES! Or just skip the next few lines, same difference
Discolot pulls out a large gun thingy that assembles into a large weapon that grows almost to the size of Discolot's full body
Discolot: SAY HELLO TO THE DEATHRAYPUSLORINATORATRONMATIC MODEL 10,024! DESTROYING ALL OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMIES AND OR THREATS TO YOUR GOAL OR PATH GUARANTEED SINCE 3984, A.D. IF YOU WERE WONDERING!
Slender: …wait WHAT
Discolot: NOW YOU CAN SAY CHEESE!!! Because, just sayin' this is probably the last time you'll ever get to say it in your life, and well yeah
Discolot aims at Isai, Slender and Quackerpingu
Discolot: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!
Discolot fires it and a large beam of light projects at the active Party members and even blasts through the wall
Discolot checks the debris
Quackerpingu and Isai sit on the corner unharmed
Discolot: AW CRAP?! I MISSED ONE OF THEM!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE HIGH SCORE ON DUCK HUNT IF I CAN'T EVEN AIM IN MY REAL-YET-SOMEWHAT-FICTIONAL LIFE!!
Fourth Wall: OW!!!
Discolot: HEY! YOU FIXED YOURSELF TALKING WALL GUY!!!!!
Fourth Wall: …What?
Discolot: OH WAIT NEVERMIND!!!! I FORGOT I'M IN THE PAST!!!
Isai: OH NO!!!! SLENDER'S… GONE!!!!!!
Isai falls and starts crying
Isai: IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!
Discolot: REALLY?
Discolot pulls out a sword
Discolot: I CAN END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO!
Isai: …I was lying and trying to be nice
Discolot: I just noticed… I CAN SUE DEATHRAYPUSLORINATORATRONMATIC BRAND BECAUSE IT DIDN'T GET RID OF MY ENEMIES AND OR THREATS FROM MY GOAL OR PATH… AND THERE WAS A GUARANTEE!!! SWEET!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!
Bro: Suing is pretty fun B)
Discolot: ANYWAY SOMEONE PLEASE DIRECT ME TO LE ELITE PENGUIN FORCE HEADQUARTERS!! 
Isai: NEVER!!!!
Discolot pulls out a futuristic-y bazooka and puts it beside Isai's head
Discolot: Spill it please :D, I said please, so I'M BEING POLITE!! CAN YOU TELL ME NOW?!?
Isai: AT THE SKI VILLAGER INSIDE THE EVERYDAY PHONING FACILITY THERE'S A HIDDEN PASSAGE THAT LETS YOU GO DOWN A TUBE THINGY AND THAT'S THE EPF HQ PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!
Discolot: THX BRO, RLY APPRECIATE UR HELP! CHEERIO, WHATEVER THAT MEANS!!
Discolot puts away his weapons and jumps out the hole the Deathraypuslorinatoratronmatic 10,024 made
Mario: Knowing the EPF, they'll be fine :D
Sharkbate: Well that was a waste of time, too bad for Slender though
Bro: It was for the greater good?
Sharkbate: Eh, sure
Hat Pop: That guy seemed pretty insane, think he's actually from the future?
Penquino shrugs
==Chapter 12: Deh Topest Floor!==
The Party continues onto the next floor of the Tower of Trails Trials
Topest Floor
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Quackerpingu runs out first
Quackerpingu: Quack :D
Chill: Hay guise we're at the top :D
Hat Pop looks to the ledge of the tower
Hat Pop: The view's pretty good ^_^
Isai: I can't believe I just sold the EPF ;___;
Mario: They'll be fine, trust meh :D
Sharkbate: Unlike the PSA… Which was superior to the EPF by the way
Penquino: Mhm
Isai: No! The EPF is MUCH, MUCH BETTER!
Sharkbate: Now you're just lying to yourself
Isai: Well you all aren't ranked as high as I am :D
Bro: Who cares, I could probably buy the EPF if I wanted to cuz I'm so rich B)
Chill: Shouldn't there be another bad dood, or did the other dood finish them for us?
Some smoke suddenly scatters around the area, blinding everyone
Toliet Master comes out the smoke
Toliet Master: WELCOME TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER!!
Mario: Oboy now we get to take down this nub :D
A powerful stomp suddenly shakes the tower
Penquino: O_O
Toliet Master's Mom: STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY BOY!
Chill: But he came to us firs-
Toliet Master's Mom: Well if you persist, then we'll both CRUSH YOU!!
*Boss Battle: Toliet Master and his Mom
Chill: I SUMMON MARIO AND PENQUINO
Penquino: Could really use LM96Bot right now…
Mario: We'll pwn them without the fanciness >:D
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Toliet Master
Chill: NOM THIS!!
Chill jumps up and pokes Toliet Master with his party hat
Toliet Master: OW! (16/20)
Chill: Wow u literally have the same amount of HP as before
Mario: Dats good for us, we can take him down faster :D
Mario > Attacks > TNT Toss > Toliet Master
Mario tosses TNT at Toliet Master which explodes upon contact
Toliet Master: OW!! (10/20)
Penquino: Let's finish this :D
Penquino looks at his attack list and sees only Eggnog Bottle Toss 
Penquino: I don't get it, ALL this adventure and I still only have ONE move e_o
Toliet Master: Welcome to my book!
Penquino: '_'
Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Bottle > Toss > Toliet Master
Toliet Master: OW SHATTERED GLASS EVERYWHERE!! (5/20)
Penquino: At least my only attack is good ^_^
Toliet Master's Mom: ENOUGH!
The active Party members freeze
Toliet Master's Mom: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLYING! I'LL TEACH YA A LESSON!
Mario: Crap I forgot she was here :D
Toliet Master's Mom > Attacks > Outrage > Mario
Toliet Master's Mom: YOU WILL STOP TREATING HIM HIM GARBAGE YOU BULLIES!!!
Toliet Master's Mom grabs Mario and starts violently attacking him repeatedly until he passes out, then throws him aside
Mario: X_X (0/10)
Sharkbate: NO!! NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!
Chill: …Crap, we might be scrooed after all :D
Penquino: Yup
Toliet Master coughs
Toliet Master: My turn >:D
Toliet Master > Attacks > Plunger Whack > Penquino
Toliet Master whacks Penquino real hard with his plunger
Penquino: OW! MY FACE! (4/10)
Chill: I think we're losing :C
Penquino tries to put his broken 3D Glasses back together but he can't
Penquino: THEY'LL PAY >:|
Chill: I SUMMON SHARKBATE TO DEH FIELD!
Sharkbate: Nice, my turn to get beat up to almost death
Penquino: Not if we can take her out first…
Chill: Good idea :D
Chill > Party Hat Poke > Toliet Master's Mom
Chill jumps up and pokes Toliet Master's Mom
Toliet Master's Mom: OW… THAT HURT. (38/40)
Chill: … :D ?
Sharkbate: You do that, I'll finish up the Toliet Master
Sharkbate > Summon > HenryCP210
Sharkbate throws a box portal on the ground that Henry jumps out of
Henry: :D
Henry > Attacks > Snowball Cannon > Toliet Master
Henry fires a snowball cannon at Toliet Master
Toliet Master: OW!! My body… X_X (0/20)
Toliet Master's Mom: … +A+D+M+R
Chill: Those are a lotta stats, so we're scrooed :D
Penquino: Yup
Sharkbate: Oops?
Henry: :D
Toliet Master's Mom: YOU HURT MY NICKY, NOW I'M GONNA HURT YOU!!!!
Chill: Wait… his name WASN'T Toliet Master O_O
Penquino: Wut a plot twist
Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Henry
Toliet Master's Mom grabs Henry and throws him to the ground, then brutally punches him over and over
Henry: X_X (0/5)
Toliet Master's Mom throws Henry aside
Sharkbate: :/
Toliet Master's Mom: WHO ELSE WANTS A TASTE
Penquino: nothx
Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Henry
Toliet Master's Mom repeats the process to Penquino
Penquino: I said I didn't e_x (0/10)
Chill: Hay y did she get to move twice? >:O
Sharkbate: Wait, where DID the author go?
Chill: Meh who cars, he was a weirdo anyway :D
Sharkbate: True, but send out another party member already :|
Chill: o rite, I SUMMON ISAI!!!
Isai: You finally picked me :')
Chill: Yea, I decided its best to save best for last :D
Isai: Wait so I'm a throwaway? ;__;
Chill: Sorta :D
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Chill jumps up and pokes Toliet Master's Mom with his party hat
Toliet Master's Mom: OW (37/40)
Chill: Scroo u defense boosts :C
Sharkbate > Attacks > Hot Sauce
Sharkbate sprays Hot Sauce on Toliet Master's Mom's eyes
Toliet Master's Mom: AAAAAAAAH (33/40)
Isai: Nice move Shark :D
Sharkbate: Never leave home without emergency hot sauce, works for pizza too!
Isai: I've got JUST the thing for her! BEHOLD THE--
Chill: Less talk more pwn pweez :3
Isai: Oh okay…
Isai > Attacks > EPF Taser
Isai uses an EPF taser on Toliet Master's Mom, shocking her pretty badly
Toliet Master's Mom: RAAAAAAHHH!! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL FOR THIS!! (29/40)
Toliet Master's Mom > Brutualize > Isai
Isai: NO!! WAIT!!! I CAN APOLOGIZE ITS JUST--
Toliet Master's Mom throws Isai off the Tower of Trials
Isai: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chill: Bye?
Sharkbate: He'll be fine, I think… Nevermind he won't
Toliet Master's Mom > Brutualize > Chill
Chill: Wait wut-
Toliet Master's Mom grabs Chill and smashes him until she finally throws him aside fainted
Chill: X_X (0/10)
Sharkbate: Well I'm the only one standing so, um, I summon Quackerpingu and Bro?
Quackerpingu: Quack :D
Bro: I'm doomed
Sharkbate > Attacks > Hot Sauce
Toliet Master's Mom: MY EYES!!!! (25/40)
Sharkbate: Yeah, Hot Sauce will do that to you
Quackerpingu > Special > Sockpuppet
Quackerpingu summons a large worn-out life-sized plushie of himself
Quackerpingu: :D
Bro: Yep, we're doomed. Time to go down like a boss
Bro puts on his sunglasses and a ton of warfare-y uniform
Bro > Attacks > Last Stand
Bro: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!
Bro pulls out a ton of machine gums and bombs and fires them on Toliet Master's Mom, but he trips and ends up exploding
Bro: I hate this… (0/10)
Toliet Master's Mom: MY TURN!!
Toliet Master's Mom > Toliet Master's Mom: Brutalize > Sharkbate
Sharkbate: Yeah we all saw this coming didn't we?
Toliet Master's Mom grabs Sharkbate squeezing Hot Sauce out of his jacket into her eyes
Toliet Master's Mom: RAAAAGHHH!!!! (17/40)
Sharkbate: But I was prepared for that :D
Sharkbate looks at his jacket now covered in Hot Sauce
Sharkbate: And I don't know if that was worth it or not but I'm out of Hot Sauce now so bye!
Sharkbate smacks Toliet Master's Mom with an empty Hot Sauce bottle and escapes
Toliet Master's Mom: I CAN'T SEE AND SOMETHING JUST HIT ME!!!! (16/40)
Sharkbate: I summon Hat Pop!
Hat Pop: :D
Hat Pop > Special > Bunny Stampede
Hat Pop summons a bunny stampede over Toliet Master's Mom
Toliet Master's Mom: NOOOOO!! I WON'T LET YOU DEFEAT ME, ESPICALLY WITH BUNNIES!! (11/40)
Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like A Duck > Toliet Master's Mom
Quackerpingu repeatively slaps Toliet Master's Mom then hides behind the sockpuppet
Toliet Master's Mom: IF I COULD SEE I WOULD SQUASH YOU ALL TO A PULP!! (9/40)
Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Quackerpingu
Toliet Master's Mom grabs Quackerpingu's fake life-sized body and tears it apart without knowing its a fake
Toliet Master's Mom: WHO'S NEXT?!?!?
Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Hat Pop
Toliet Master's Mom grabs Hat Pop but she disappears in smoke before she can grab her
Toliet Master's Mom: WHERE'D YOU GO!?!?!?
Hat Pop > Special > Bunny Stampede
Another large stampede of bunnies run over Toliet Master's Mom
Toliet Master's Mom: NOOOOO!! (4/40)
Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like A Duck
Quackerpingu slaps Toliet Master's Mom repeatedly again until finally he kicks her to finish off the attack
Toliet Master's Mom: NO!!! I WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!!! I WON'T FALL TO A LITTLE PENGUIN PRETENDING TO BE A DUCK!!!! (1/40)
Quackerpingu: :D
Sharkbate takes Chill's Party Hat off his fainted body
Sharkbate: Fortunately for you, you won't fall to Quacker
Sharkbate > Attacks > Party Hat Poke
Sharkbate jumps up and pokes Toliet Master's Mom finishing her off
Toliet Master's Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (0/40)
Toliet Master's Mom falls in defeat
Hat Pop and Sharkbate high five
The sky suddenly cracks open
Sharkbate: I think we all knew very well that this wasn't over
A large Protobot-like robot falls from the crack in the sky
Quackerpingu: Protobot!! You're alive!!! :D
The Protobot-like robot's head dome opens up and inside is... THE AUTHOR?!?
DUN DUN DUUUUUMMB
Author: Finally… Two years later and I have my revenge on you all!
Hat Pop: Wait… are you?
The Author rips off his mask and under it is revealed to be... POTATO CHIP?!!?!?
GASP!!!!
Potato Chip: ALL of this was nothing but my scheme to END you all! But you kept LIVING somehow! Like seriously, what's up with that?
Sharkbate shrugs
Sharkbate: We DO have Santa Claus on our team :D
Potato Chip: HE'S NOT SANTA!
Sharkbate: LIAR!
Potato Chip: Think long and hard, think about HOW I tried so hard to END you all!
Quackerpingu: Ok! I'll try :D
FLASHBACK
Bro sits in his mansion doing nothing when suddenly a blueprint appears in his mansion for the Broinizerinator
Bro: Well it's boring today, so why not?
- - - -
Author: YOU DON'T EVEN?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN!!!
Author runs away from his magical desk chair
Toliet Master: …YES!!! THE AUTHOR ABANDONED HIS MAGICAL DESK CHAIR
Toliet Master summons anvil rainstorms and tortures everyone for a while until Hat Pop breaks in and beats him up
- - - -
Gary: I need volunteers for my highly dangerous experiment that could very well lead to chaos, utter disaster and of course, doom!
A sign appears in front of Gary telling him to walk into the wilderness
Gary: Magic as always :)
- - - -
Fourth Walrus watches Protobot behind some bushes watching Proto-Bot when a remote hits him in the face
Fourth Walrus: Ooh!
Fourth Walrus presses some buttons and gains control over the Test Bots
Fourth Walrus: I am a genius :D
- - - -
A crazy scientist creates a Beta Hat in a lab
Magical Beta Hat: I'M ALIVE!!!
Potato Chip shoves the crazy scientist away somewhere
Potato Chip: Can you decive some idiots for me? :D
Magical Beta Hat: Don't see why not
- - - -
Nicky sits on the iceberg when suddenly a package falls from the sky and hits him on his head
Nicky: Huh?
Nicky opens it and finds the Toliet Master outfit
Nicky: Wut is this supposed to be :|
A laser hits Nicky's head and he passes out
Nicky wakes up minutes lator
Nicky: I have a sudden urge to become the master of all the toliets in the WORLD!! MUWAH LUH GUH DUH KAAAAW!!
Penguin #8: Your laugh is dumb
Nicky: …
Nicky whacks Penguin #8 with his plunger
END FLASHBACK
Quackerpingu: :D
Hat Pop: Blue Bunny Ears ^_^
Sharkbate: I remember meeting Santa in person for the first time a long time ago…
Potato Chip: HEY! You're supposed to be remembering how my master plan almost worked out but failed :|
Sharkbate: It's not like we can think from your point of view
Potato Chip: BUT I WANT YOU TO!!!
Hat Pop: I'm confused, did we do this all in one day, or was it like a weekend or several days?
Sharkbate: The sky's always daytime anyway so its impossible to tell without the Clock Tower
Quackerpingu: It goes dark during the Halloween and Holiday Parties :D
Potato Chip: LISTEN TO ME!!!!
Sharkbate: Control freak much?
Potato Chip: Yes…
Sharkbate: I know a guy who can help with that
Potato Chip: NO! I DON'T WANT ANY HELP!! NONE OF MY OBSTACLES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DEFEAT YOU!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW UNSTOPPABLE!!! I CAN END THIS ALL NOW, I CAN FINALLY GET MY REVENGE!!!!
Sharkbate: By the way, if you get bored of your ultimate plan, I can ask the guy to help you with your situation
Potato Chip: I NEED NO HELP!!!!
Hat Pop: You really remind me of Toliet Master
Potato Chip: SHADDAAAP!!!
Quackerpingu: Quack
Potato Chip: I'LL ANNIHILATE YOU ALL!!!
Potato Chip's Proto-Bot suit fires lazors at the remaining Party members
Potato Chip: …
Potato Chip jumps off the Proto-Bot suit and checks the debris
Potato Chip: I did it… Nowait
Potato Chip looks around
Potato Chip: Wait, YES! I ACTUALLY DID IT, I GOT RID OF THEM!!
An anvil crushes Potato Chip
Sharkbate: No you didn't
Hat Pop: Where did you get the anvil from?
Sharkbate: I threw a snowball at one of the nearby Jet Pack Adventure levels
Hat Pop: Oh, that makes sense
Quackerpingu: PROTO-BOT!!!
Quackerpingu hops in the Proto-Bot suit and activates it
Quackerpingu: CAN I KEEP IT?!?!
Sharkbate: I don't see why not
Quackerpingu hops off the Tower of Trials and starts wrecking up Club Penguin
Hat Pop: They grow up so fast!
Isai: Ughh… I feel awful Q-Q
Sharkbate: I think that's what happens when you get beat up by an angry mom
Penquino: No words can describe the pain I feel right now on my everything e_e
Hat Pop: I guess we better get you all down somehow…
Sharkbate: Wanna try squeezing everyone in the elevator?
Hat Pop: Sure
LATOR AT THE LIGHTHOUSE HOSPITAL
Mario: I broke my flipper, I broke my beak, I broke my arm, I broke my ribs, I broke my thigh but its all worth it because WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE AND I WASN'T BORED :D
Isai: I HAVE JUST THE GADGET FOR THIS! BEHOLD, THE INSTA-FIX-BONES GADGET THAT GARY INVENTED FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS!
Isai puts it on his flipper but it explodes on his face
Isai: Q-Q
Bro: I know how you feel, I think, only when I blew up it was a lot cooler than that
Penquino drinks some eggnog
Penquino: I'm better already :D
Chill: Dis was pretty fun, aside from the broken bones, wanna do it again? :D
Mario: Hmmm
Isai: NO!
Isai walks out of the Hospital even though he really sudn't be walking
Isai: ow ow ow ow ow my foot
Penquino: As long as we DON'T break our bones next time :D
Mario: Agreed :D
Hat Pop: Sounds like fun
Sharkbate: Yeah, I'll come too!
Everyone stares at Bro
Bro: …Fine, I don't have any other plans after this anyway
Chill: Then LET'S GU!!!
Chill jumps off his bed and faceplants cuz he can't walk yet
Bro: Wait till your bones heal ya dummy :|
Chill: Good idea e_o
THE END
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CREDITS
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Mario Rk as Himself
Brookelas as Himself
Penstubal as Himself
Broseph16 as Himself
Quackerpingu as Himself
Nicky as Toliet Master
Bananimatronic as Bananaboss
Meta Knight as Himself
Gary as Himself
Fourth Walrus as Himself
Extra #2 as Penguin #9
Extra #6 as Skeleton Puppeteer
Chill57181 as Himself
Hat Pop as Herself
Snowstormer as Himself
SlenderXP as Himself
HenryCP10 as Himself
Bertha as Toliet Master's Mom
Pink Sheep as Himself
Wizardboi as Himself
Caps Lock Shyade as Himself
President of Dumbness as Himself
Extra #3 as Criminal Dood
CGI by The Guy Who Does CGI
Penquino as Himself
Sharkbate as Himself
Miron as Himself
Isai as Himself
Fourth Wall as Himself
Potato Chip as Itself
??? as Chill???
Discolot as Himself
Psyduck as Himself
Extra #1 as Penguin #4
Extras #4 & 5 as Spideragon
Written by Potato Chip/Nicky
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The dorp trio sit in Wizardboi's cage
Penstubal: I don't think they're coming back :(
Snowstormer: :(
Wizardboi: Well, now I'm going to conduct dangerous and painful experiments on you
Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO!!
Wizardboi: Do not worry, I assure you that you may not live through the process!
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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