James Corden's Wonderful Royal Match

James Corden's Wonderful Royal Match is the nineteenth episode of James Corden's Wonderful Life in Hell, and the sixth episode of the second and final season.
The episode was written by ChatGPT and released on August 30, 2023.
== Transcript ==
[The gang is gathered in the cozy living room of Corden Manor. The gang are engrossed in playing the latest mobile game, "Royal Match."]
James Corden: (excited) I can't believe I just got a Royal Match! Take that, Betty!
Nicola Bulley: (playfully competitive) You won't beat me that easily, James.
[They continue playing and sharing laughs when suddenly, there's a knock at the door.]
James Corden: (surprised) Who could that be in the middle of our gaming session?
[James opens the door to reveal a sharply dressed DEMON TV EXECUTIVE, MR. SINISTROUS, holding a briefcase.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (smiling warmly) Good day, Mr. Corden. I'm Mr. Sinistrous, and I come bearing an exciting proposition.
James Corden: (intrigued) A proposition, you say? Come in, Mr. Sinistrous.
[Mr. Sinistrous steps inside, and the gang gathers around, intrigued.]
George Harrison: (whispering to John) Wonder what this is all about.
Mr. Sinistrous: (addressing the group) I've been watching your recent activities, Mr. Corden, and I must say, I'm quite impressed. Your charisma, wit, and the camaraderie of your friends make for excellent entertainment.
James Corden: (humble) Well, thank you, Mr. Sinistrous. We do try our best.
Mr. Sinistrous: (getting to the point) I represent a network in Hell, and we're looking for fresh and engaging content. How would you like to host your own talk show in Hell?
[The gang exchanges surprised and curious glances.]
Harold Shipman: (intrigued) A talk show in Hell? That's quite the proposition.
James Corden: (considering) It's certainly an intriguing offer, Mr. Sinistrous. But we've got a lot going on here in Corden Manor. We'll need some time to think it over.
Mr. Sinistrous: (nodding) Of course, Mr. Corden. Take all the time you need. But do consider the possibilities. Hell can be quite an interesting place for entertainment.
[Mr. Sinistrous leaves them with his contact information and exits Corden Manor, leaving the gang in deep contemplation.]
George Harrison: (whispering to James) A talk show in Hell, James. Can you imagine the adventures we'd have?
James Corden: (smiling) It's a wild idea, George.
Nicola Bulley: (excited) I say we go for it! A talk show in Hell sounds like an adventure of a lifetime.
Gary Shapiro: (gurgling) Goo goo gaga!
John Lennon: (enthusiastic) Yeah, and think of all the incredible guests we could have from Hell! It could be a blast!
Harold Shipman: (smiling) I'm in. 
James Corden: (decisive) All right, then. Let's give Mr. Sinistrous a call and tell him we're in.
[James takes out the contact information Mr. Sinistrous left them and dials the number. After a brief conversation, he hangs up.]
James Corden: (grinning) It's settled, my friends. We're going to host our very own talk show here in Hell!
Betty White: (excited) I can't wait to see what kind of guests we'll have!
Nicola Bulley: (optimistic) This is going to be one heck of an adventure!
[The day of filming the first episode of their talk show in Hell has arrived, but James Corden is entirely engrossed in playing Royal Match on his phone. He swipes his screen with enthusiasm, focused on the game.]
James Corden: (excited) Damn, I'm good. Another level smashed. (pauses to admire his moves) What a perfect match.
[James looks at his reflection in the mirror, grinning at himself.]
James Corden: (to his reflection) You're a legend, James.
[Suddenly, Mr. Sinistrous knocks on the dressing room door.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (enthusiastic) James, it's time! They're ready for you on stage.
[James Corden, still absorbed in his game, doesn't look up.]
James Corden: (annoyed) I'm busy... playing Royal Match!!!
Mr. Sinistrous: (trying to be patient) I understand, but the audience is waiting, and the show must go on.
James Corden: (impatient) Well, you better figure something out then, hadn't you?
[James Corden gets another Royal Match, and he excitedly shouts "boom" in victory. Meanwhile, Mr. Sinistrous takes the stage, attempting to pretend to be James Corden.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (feigning excitement) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... James Corden!
[The audience, however, is not fooled. They begin to boo Mr. Sinistrous, clearly unhappy with the imposter.]
Audience Member 1: (shouting) That's not James Corden!
Audience Member 2: (disgruntled) We want the real James!
[Suddenly, George Harrison and Gary Shapiro, who have been watching from the wings, exchange concerned glances.]
George Harrison: (whispering to Gary) This is a disaster. James needs to get out here.
Gary Shapiro: (gurgling) Goo goo!
[Back in the dressing room, James Corden continues to play Royal Match, oblivious to the chaos unfolding on stage. Mr. Sinistrous rushes back to James Corden's dressing room, more urgent this time.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (panicking) James, you have to come out there! They're booing me!
James Corden: (distracted) Can't it wait? I'm about to beat my high score.
[Mr. Sinistrous is desperate. He knows this could be a disaster for the show.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (pleading) James, please! The audience is turning against us.
[James Corden finally looks up from his phone, realizing the severity of the situation.]
James Corden: (concerned) Alright, fine. I'm coming.
[James Corden rushes onto the stage, trying to salvage the situation. The audience falls silent, waiting for his appearance.]
James Corden: (out of breath) Sorry about the delay, folks. Technical difficulties, you know how it is.
[The audience erupts into cheers, relieved to see the real James Corden.]
Audience Member 3: (excited) There he is!
Audience Member 4: (applauding) We love you, James!
[James Corden takes his seat, and the show proceeds without any further hitches. The first episode of the talk show is a success, and the audience is in high spirits.]
James Corden: (grateful) Thank you all for your patience and for joining us on our very first episode!
[The audience cheers and applauds.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (relieved) Well done, James. You really turned it around.
[As the show continues, James Corden can't help but sneak a glance at his phone, still tempted by Royal Match.]
James Corden: (whispering to himself) Just one more level…
[James Corden's quip about "just one more level" gets a hearty laugh from both the audience and the gang.]
Audience Member 5: (laughing) Classic James!
Betty White: (chuckling) Oh, James, you and your games!
[The laughter continues, filling the studio with warmth and joy.]
James Corden: (smiling) Well, what can I say? It's a hard game to put down.
[The audience's laughter crescendos, and as the episode ends, they give James Corden a standing ovation.]
Mr. Sinistrous: (grinning) Bravo, James! A memorable start to our show!
[With a final wave to the audience, the gang leaves the stage, looking forward to more adventures and laughs in Hell.]
[End Credits Roll.]
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