Eric Cartman

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==Summary==
Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the four main characters of South Park. He is an overweight and sadistic kid with many disturbing qualities.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: At least higher with Toon Force | | 
Key: Default | The Stick of Truth | The Fractured But Whole
Name: Eric Theodore Cartman, The Grand Wizard, The Coon
Origin: South Park
Gender: Male
Age: 10
Classification: Human, 4th grade kid | “Grand Wizard King” | “Ninja Manimal”
Powers and Abilities: 
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* Superhuman Physical Characteristics
* Preparation
* Genius Intelligence in terms of strategic thinking
* Social Influencing 
* Occasional user of Toon Force
* Broadway Force (United various kids and made a great music just to curse Kyle's Mom)
* Regeneration (Mid, Was able to recover from this)
* Hammerspace
* Electricity Manipulation with the V-Chip
* Minor Biological Manipulation with a flute (Can force people to defecate themselves by playing "The Brown Noise") 
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* Superhuman Physical Characteristics
* Electricity Manipulation 
* Fire Manipulation 
* Status Effect Inducement 
* Ice Manipulation 
|-|The Fractured But Whole=
* Superhuman Physical Characteristics
* Martial Arts
* Status Effect Inducement 
Resistance to 
* Fragrance Manipulation (Resisted farts from The New Kid while being interrogated while The New Kid ate things to make his farts smell bad, though he did eventually vomit, and then confess the information they wanted to know)
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Attack Potency: At least Wall level+ (Although he is consistently portrayed as the weakest kid in South Park, he can still trade blows with those capable of harming him, such as Kyle Broflovski and Wendy Testaburger. Can two-shot Jimmy. Was able to send a kid flying with a kick, which should be on this level), higher with Toon Force (Was able to shove Disneyland up his rectum) and his v-chip (His v-chip caused severe damage to an undead Saddam Hussein, who survived being shot by several rounds of bullets) | Small City level+ (Fought the future version of himself) | Small City level+ (In the same league of power as The New Kid)
Speed: Superhuman (Can outrun a grenade launcher alongside Butters), with Subsonic reactions and combat speed (Superior to Jimmy Valmer and Timmy, who can throw a javelin at these speeds) | Sub-Relativistic with Relativistic Reactions (Could keep up with his future self and others from fractured but whole) | Sub-Relativistic with Relativistic Reactions (Comparable to Fastpass)
Lifting Strength: At least Peak Human (Shook and partially lifted a table that had 8 of his classmates on it; should be comparable to characters like Timmy, who threw a javelin, and Jimmy Valmer) | Unknown | Unknown
Striking Strength: At least Wall level+ | Small City level+ (Able to harm his future self) | Small City level+ (Comparable to Human Kite and The New Kid)
Durability: At least Wall level+ (Survived getting run over by a bus, a beating from PC Principal, and a lightning strike. However, he did have some minor to severe injuries from these incidents and had to be hospitalized afterwards. Survived being charged by a bull that shattered a wooden fence) | Small City level+ (Tanked hits from his future self) | Small City level+ (Tanked hits from The New Kid)
Stamina: Below Average (Usually portrayed as out of shape, and reached last place in the Special Olympics) | Unknown | Unknown
Range: Standard Melee Range, Tens of Meters with v-chip
Standard Equipment: None notable | His staff, hair spray, lighter | Coon claws
Optional Equipment: Flute, v-chip, pistol
Intelligence: Genius in terms of strategic thinking (Planned the death of Scott Tenorman's parents in a very complex fashion. In general, Cartman has planned several complicated actions in advance. In just the span of under one minute, he was able to track down the phone number of a psychiatrist's wife, manipulate her into thinking her husband was a pedophile with a criminal record and drive her to suicide, just because the psychiatrist called him fat. He knows how to speak foreign languages, is a talented ventriloquist, musician, inventor, and photographer, and understands enough about economics, politics and religions to manipulate them with little effort. He is a master manipulator and has gathered the masses, both his classmates and adults, without much effort and has manipulated others into doing whatever he wants, such as organizing an entire legion under the banner of Adolf Hitler and frequently takes the leadership role in his various agendas like the militarized "Ginger Kid" and "Coon and Friends". He is also ambitious with a strong sense of entrepreneurship, and has started more than one successful company. He has also almost conquered the world, gotten away with murder, and has rubbed elbows with some of the world's most famous people), Average otherwise (Tends to be too lazy and spoiled to put his intellect to use due to usually being portrayed as ignorant and gullible otherwise. He was easily fooled by Scott Tenorman into buying pubic hair, as he thought he would instantly hit puberty from purchasing them. In "Go God Go", he froze himself for 5,000 years instead of simply waiting 3 weeks for the Nintendo Wii's release, and even then, he missed the console's release. Once believed he could fly by using cardboard wings, and he thought he was "invisible" when he walked up onstage naked in front of the entire school).
Weaknesses: He is fat, cowardly, lazy, egotistical, and bigoted. | None notable | None notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques
===The Grand Wizard===
*Surge: Gains 5PP when perfectly attacking an opponent.
*Gluttony: Cartman uses 2 doses with one potion, doubling its effectiveness.
*Magic Missile: Cartman throws a tampon at an opponent for small Gross damage and Gross Out status effect.
*Flame Strike: Sprays the first two foes in a row with fire! Targets start Burning if done perfectly.
*Burning Cloud: Blasts all enemies with a mighty fart. It will shred off a bit of armor from armored opponents.
*Curse: Activates his v-chip and curses up a storm of electricity against a single target.
===The Coon===
*Prime-Time Coon: (Special move): Claw all foes and make them Bleed.
*Coon Claws: A terrible scratching that applies Bleeding.
*Coon Lunge: Charge into the fray, claws flying.
*Coon Pounce: Damage and swap places with a foe.
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
Kevin McCallister (Home Alone) Kevin's Profile (Both had a day to prepare)
Jimmy Hopkins (Bully) Jimmy's Profile (Speed was equalized, Cartman had his optional equipment, and the fight took place outside Cartman's house)
Inconclusive:
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