The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A./Quotes

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:Homer: What if Grampa's not the man I think he is? What if his name isn't Grampa at all?
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Hey, why is that woman talkin' like a bloody Englishman?
:Terrance: [in female voice] I'm not English. I'm Scottish. And if you say different, I'll rouge your fat behind!
:Willie: Oh! You sound just like me ma.
:Terrance: [in female voice] Well, why don't you mind your own business, you red-haired baboon?
:Willie: Oh, it's like a letter from home. God bless ya.
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:Homer: My dad would not spy for money. He would only do it because he hated his country.
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:Homer: You don't have to lie to me anymore. I know who you really are.
:Grampa: That's good. Who am I?
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:Herman Hermann: Gun delivery for Crazy Terrance. Didn't give a last name. Just said he was workin' for a foreign government.
:Lisa: What about the waiting period?
:Herman: Oh, I waited for him to hand me cash. Period.
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:Chief Wiggum: Well, this is a wild goose chase. There's no one in the car.
:Marge: Open the trunk.
:Chief Wiggum: Well, I'll be. I solved a case. How did I do this?
:Hazel: I tracked my father with my cell phone.
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:Marge: Homer, why don't you ride back with Terrance?
:Homer: Okay. [goes back to the car to get into the trunk]
:Marge: No, no. Up front.
:Homer: Up front! Like a grown-up!
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: Grampa: What's my greatest fear?
: Homer: Cocktail olives and fascism.
: Grampa: Everyone's afraid of that. Those olives look like eyes.