Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 5: Valentines Day Gore Poem

By Terrarian Pony
Previously: Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 4: The Battle of the Fifth Star
Next: Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 6: New Series Coming Soon!
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Knuckles:" Hello wastelanders! Raiders, Gunners, Brotherhood of freaking Steel, and those Swords of Hope we've been hearing so much about."
Crowbar:" I'm Crowbar!"
Knuckles:" I'm Knuckles!"
Crowbar:" And you're draining your blood in..."
Both:" ...TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
Knuckles:" Seriously though, it's Valentine's Day, and I don't have a freaking Valentine? What kinda messed up is that?"
Crowbar:" What about Jessie?"
Knuckles:" Blew up when she was hit by a vertibird."
Crowbar:" Oh, my condolences."
Knuckles:" Boy, what you talking 'bout, I never actually cared about that ugly freak show in a dress!"
Crowbar:" Oh well, I was... uh... kinda thinkin' you would be myyyyyyy Valentine?"
Knuckles:" Crowbar, don't be weird."
Crowbar:" No, really. I gotcha an active missile wrapped in a present and everything!"
Knuckles:" ..."
Crowbar:" Dude, whatever. It was just a joke. But we got a poem here, to me and Knuckles, from one... Natalia Fredrick."
Knuckles:" What's it say?"
Crowbar:" It says... Dear Knuckles and Crowbar... daaawww... your faces are red, my hammer is blue. I'm sooo gonna rip your hearts out, before I die of boredom from your pathetic broadcast, too."
Both:" ..."
Knuckles:" I don't think lil' Nattie is askin' us on a date."
Crowbar:" That... kinda hurt my heart there. I won't lie."
Knuckles:" Just... eh... hang on a moment. I... uh... gotta get something done."
(Footsteps, walking out.)
BOOM!!! Chk, chk! BOOM!!!
(Walks back in, and sits down.)
Knuckles:" Ehem. Eeyup. Got everything taken care of."
Crowbar:" Hope you shot that sleezy moron's heart out."
Knuckles:" That would imply that I like her, which I really, really don't."
Crowbar:" Any how. We got one more bit of news. Everyone who is a fan of the following: Minecraft, Terraria, and Fallout... our friend, Terrarian Pony is doing his best to bring you more Fallout: Terracraftia. But ya'll best be patient. He's been thinking of starting a new series on a different fanon wiki. A Plants vs Zombies fanon. It'll probably be awesome, and will probably have something to do with explosions, terror, destruction, and etc. If that's not your thing, back out right now."
Knuckles:" That's all for today. I'm Knuckles." 
Crowbar:" I'm Crowbar."
Knuckles:" And we're cutting your fingers off on..."
Both:" ...TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
'TIL NEXT TIME...
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