Transcript: Horrid Henry, Nothing But The Truth

[Fluffy and Fang was dancing to Horrid Homework Haze by the Killer Boy Rats and Henry was singing to it.]
Horrid Henry: (singing) It's not fair, it's just not fair. It's horrid homework days. It's not fair, it's just not fair.
[Peter comes into the room]
Horrid Henry: (singing) I'm in a horrid... Roar!!!!!
[Peter trys to tell Henry to turn the music off but he couldn't hear him so he turned it off himself.]
Horrid Henry: Hey! I was listening to that!
Perfect Peter: We were all having to listen to it, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Yeah. Well it's good music.
Perfect Peter: It is not good music, it's pop music.
Horrid Henry: It is not pop music, it is rock music played by rock stars.
Fluffy: Meow!
Perfect Peter: Well, we don't like it. Do we, Fluffy-wuffy?
Fluffy: Meow.
Perfect Peter: So if you wouldn't mind keeping it down. As Fluffy and me have better things to do than listening to pop music.
[Peter closes the door]
Horrid Henry: What a wormy worm.
[Henry starts the music again]
Horrid Henry: (singing) What I really wanna do, is cover Peter all in goo.
Perfect Peter: Noooooooo!!!
[Title screen shows.]
[Peter angrily walks to his bedroom and closes the door and opens it again to let Fluffy in.]
Perfect Peter: (groans) Sometimes, Henry makes me so cross, I feel like I could do something really, really horrid to him. Like, throw all my Number Gnomes at him.
[Imagination begins]
Horrid Henry: Na na ne na na!
[Peter throws a number gnome at Henry]
Perfect Peter: But that wouldn't be nice for my Number Gnomes.
[Imagination ends]
Perfect Peter: I've tried hiding all his favourite things.
[Imagination begins]
Perfect Peter: But his room was so messy I didn't know where to begin.
Fang: Yeah yeah yeah!
[Fang farts]
Perfect Peter: Eeek!
[Peter runs out of the room]
[Imagination ends]
Perfect Peter: Oh, it's just not fair! I try so hard to be perfect in every way. I get at least 3 Good as Gold Star every single day. I try really hard to be the best boy ever at school. Oh, that's my lovely class, well Miss Lovely's lovely class I should say. That's me of course, with the other best boys. Henry calls them Spotless Sam, Goody-Goody Gordon and Tidy Ted. He thinks he's being horrid, but actually I think their names really suit them. I've got names for all my other friends too. There's Happy Hilary and Kind Kelly and Lucky Louisa and Brilliant Bella and that's Amazing Aidan and Beautiful Bea and over there is Wonderful Wayne. That's Super Sue, there's Terrific Tamsin, Energetic Emma. Oh and that's Jolly Joe and that's Lovely Lizzie. Oh and that's Clever Clare. She says Henry's not so bad when you get to know him, but I say he's just horrid all the time. And so do Mum and Dad,
[Several clips from Horrid Henry and the Weird Werewolf, Horrid Henry and the Winning Ticket, Horrid Henry and the Bogey Brain Sleepover, Horrid Henry: Grown Up and Horrid Henry and the Perfect Plane of Mum and Dad saying "Don't be horrid, Henry"]
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Dad: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Dad: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Perfect Peter: But I don't think they know how horrid he really is. They don't know about all the horrid things he's done that they don't know about and if they did... Eureka, that's it.
[Peter grabs some paper and a pen and writes all about the horrid things that Henry's done]
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