Busting Makes Me Feel Adequate

Busting Makes Me Feel Adequate is the 6th episode of NKC's 3rd season, releasing March 27th, 2022. It was written by Locknloaded23.
==Plot==
Squidward and Plankton bust out of jail.
==Script==
(Episode begins with television static covering the screen; after a while, it clears, and we see inside Patchy The Pirate’s living room, where Patchy is on the couch)
Patchy: Ahoy, it’s me, Patchy The Pirate! Owner of THE SpongeBob SquarePants Fanclub, owner of over 5 exclusive restraining orders, and currently on house arrest! (Zoom in to Patchy’s ankle, where a house arrest monitor thing is strapped; cut back) You may be wondering what I’m doing interrupting your NKC episode. That’s a very good question! And I can explain it to you right now!
Potty: Squawk, he’s pissed he was rejected from being the narrator for the series. 
Patchy: Potty, shut the fuck up or I will cook you alive! Uh, ignore him. You see, I am a big fan of this new “NKC” show, but when I tried applying to be the narrator, they rejected me, and-
Potty: And he beat one of the auditioners nearly to death, so he was put on house arrest.
Patchy: THAT WAS NEVER PROVEN, I WAS FUCKING FRAMED! I am on house arrest for a totally DIFFERENT reason!
Potty: And what might that be, squawk?
Patchy: Potty, if you say one more word, I will come over there, and-
(Television static interrupts him as he explains what he’s gonna do to Potty; the static clears and we see a short man in a business suit at a desk)
Man: Uh, we’re sorry folks, it appears someone has cut into our station and broadcasted their own message. We’re looking into it, so while we try to sort this out, here’s your NKC episode.
(Static fills the screen, as the episode truly begins; we see Squidward and Plankton in the cafeteria, eating mush)
Plankton: So, Squidward, if we’re gonna be doin’ this, do you have a plan?
Squidward: What? I thought you were gonna make the plan.
Plankton: No, I told YOU to make the plan!
Squidward: You sure? I swear I remember you said you would.
Plankton: So, you DON’T have a plan?
Squidward: Nope.
Plankton: (Facepalms) Maybe we should DISCUSS a plan, then.
Squidward: Yeah, but not here, the guards may hear us.
Plankton: Oh, good point. Shall we return to our cells?
Squidward: Hmm, might as well. The shit they’re serving today is worse than usual.
Plankton: That’s why I eat sunlight.
Squidward: (Stomach rumbles) Oh god, let’s go quickly, I think I’m about to throw up. 
Plankton: (Yelling) Oh, guards, may we return to our cells?
Guard: (Not paying attention as he’s on his phone) Yeah sure whatever.
(Squidward and Plankton walk off; cut to Squidward vomiting in the jail toilet)
Plankton: You done with the puking?
Squidward: (Queasily) No, I think I have one more. (Vomits excessively long in the toilet, then turns around like nothing happened) So, shall we discuss?
Plankton: (Visibly confused) Uhhhhhh… Sure. So, we obviously need some supplies if we wanna break out, right?
Squidward: I suppose so. I got my clarinet here.
Plankton: What good’s that gonna do us?
Squidward: I dunno, just thought we could use it for something. (Plays clarinet really badly, but Plankton slaps it out of his hands)
Plankton: I don’t think that will be necessary.
Squidward: Shit.
Plankton: Wait, I think I have an idea!
Squidward: Spill it, man!
Plankton: So, remember how during our riot, we made homemade molotov cocktails?
Squidward: Yeah?
Plankton: Well, if we found out how to make one, we can blow up this stupid ass prison and escape this wretched place!
Squidward: Well, I’m on board with that, but where the hell are we gonna get a cocktail? 
Plankton: This is a prison, if we look, we will definitely find one.
Squidward: So what, do I just dig through the trash?
Plankton: I suppose.
Squidward: I’ll be right back.
(5 seconds later, Squidward returns with a half-full bottle of alcohol)
Plankton: How did you get that so fast???
Squidward: I didn’t even have to dig through the trash, it was just… on the floor. I don’t know who the hell this belongs to.
Plankton: Well, give me it! 
(Plankton snatches the cocktail out of Squidward’s hands)
Squidward: So how are we gonna turn this baby into a molotov cocktail?
Plankton: Do you still have the lighter you used to make the original one in your pocket?
Squidward: No, they confiscated it. It’s either have it confiscated or keep it in my asshole to smuggle past the guards. I don’t want a goddamn lighter up my ass, dude.
Plankton: Well, I didn’t need a lighter anyway. I can use the forces of nature!
(Plankton slowly rubs the bottle against the wall, trying to ignite it; zoom out to reveal the officers looking at this happening via the prison’s cameras)
Officer: Wait, look at that inmate. What’s he doing?
Officer 2: He must’ve gone insane. Should we check up on him?
Officer: Sure, let’s beat their asses!
(The officers cheer as they walk out the door; cut back to their cell, where Plankton is still rubbing the bottle)
Squidward: Plankton, with all due respect, I really doubt this will work.
Plankton: I’m a criminal genius, of course it’ll work! I know what I’m doing, man!
(The officers go up behind them and taps on the cell with their batons; Squidward flinches in fear)
Officer: What is going on in this cell, you scum?
Squidward: What? What do you mean? Nothing’s going on!
Officer 2: Then why is your buddy rubbing a bottle of alcohol against the wall?
Squidward: Uh, he’s, uh,
Plankton: I’m making sure it’s sterile! This is an old Plankton family tradition! Shaking the bottle to make sure it’s okay to drink first.
Officer: What? I don’t even get that.
Plankton: Uh, yeah, you wouldn’t.
(Sparks fly out the bottle as Plankton smirks)
Officer 2: Where the hell did you get that bottle anyway? 
Squidward: Oh, uh, I, uh, we, uh, you see,
Officer: You aren’t allowed to have that! Give us it!
Squidward: No, You really don’t-
(The officers open the cell door and walk towards Plankton; Squidwad tries to fight them, but he gets beaten up by their batons, while Plankton eventually gets the fire going)
Officer: Hand it over, pal!
Officer 2: Wait, why is it glowing orange?
Plankton: (Suddenly turning around) SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
(Plankton tosses the cocktail at the wall, blowing it up; the explosive force knocks them all back, and the guards’ faces burn on fire, causing them to run away screaming; Squidward and Plankton jump out the wall and approach the outer wall of the prison)
Squidward: God damnit, another barrier! How the hell are we gonna cross-
(Plankton suddenly pulls out a molotov cocktail and chucks it at the wall blowing it up)
Squidward: WHERE’D YOU GET THAT??
Plankton: Had it on hand!
Squidward: So WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GET YOU ANOTHER ONE?
Plankton: Enough talking, we gotta escape!
(Squidward and Plankton dash out the prison, which have sirens blaring as the officers inspect the 2 blown up walls, but finding no trace of Squidward and Plankton; Cut to Squidward and Plankton hiding behind a huge rock)
Plankton: (Panting) I think we lost them…
Squidward: (Panting) Good… Now I won’t get killed by those tikis…
Plankton: Dude, I told you, those tikis don’t exist! You were just having a hangover!
Squidward: But-
Plankton: No buts! You are going to be okay, man. Now let’s get the hell out of here!
(They run offscreen; fade to Squilliam walking down the street late at night)
Squilliam: Nothing like a good old stroll to get my mind off the horrible things happening in this town. (Checks watch) And I’ve been walking for 30 minutes! I’m glad to finally be getting in shape.
(Squilliam approaches his apartment but is followed by a tall shadow; Squilliam walks towards his door, but can’t open it)
Squilliam: Why isn’t this opening? (Keeps trying to open it; peeks through the window, sees that he left his keys on his couch) Oh, of fucking course I leave my keys inside. (Sighs angrily) Maybe Manray is in there or something. (Bangs on the door loudly calling Manray’s name; as he does, the shadow emerges behind Squilliam) Well, this sucks ass. Maybe I can check with the landlord to see if they can- (Turns around, running into the shadow) Oh, pardon me sir, I-
(Squilliam looks up, and sees that he is staring face-to-face with the Tattletale Strangler; He lets out a very loud shriek, but the strangler’s hands cover his mouth as he begins strangling Squillaim. However, a passerby sees this happening, and runs towards the strangler)
Citizen: OH MY GOD, IT’S THE STRANGLER! I GOTTA CALL THE COPS!
(The strangler drops Squilliam to the ground, as he dashes towards the citizen as he hurriedly runs towards the payphone, strangling him to death instead of Squilliam; The Strangler dashes away into the night, but the camera zooms in on Squilliam, who is in very audible pain lying on the ground, with his face purple as he gasps for air before passing out)
(Red text reading “TO BE CONTINUED” appears on the bottom of the screen; suddenly, static fills the screen once again as Patchy stands behind the man we saw earlier on the desk, completely tied up, and Patchy is pointing a gun towards his head)
Patchy: Wow, it looks like Squillian sure is in trouble! Will he make it out of this one alive? What will happen to Squidward and Plankton? Am I indeed a good narrator who should’ve gotten the part? (Police sirens wail outside) Tune in to the next episode of NKC to find out!
Policeman: (Outside) This is the police! Come out with your hands up!
Patchy: Oops, gotta run! See you next time!
(Screen fades to black as Patchy waves goodbye)
== Trivia ==
* The episode's original name was "Squilliam VS The Strangler," but it was changed very late into production due to the fact that Squidward and Plankton's plot took up more time than Squilliam's.
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