Santa Claus

"Ho ho ha. Ho ho ha. Die monster die monster. You have come here and trespass on my island and you will now pay pay with you blood you will and you will pay."
"What?"
"You have come here and trespass on my island and you will now pay pay with you blood you will and you will pay. You think you know what your duty is but you are falling into a Downward Spiral (1994), and you will now pay to me for you pay now. Me. Pay."
- Santa to The Assistant
Santa Claus was an entity that lived at the North Pole Military Outpost. In October 2155, Santa was a commander of a large military force, and deployed soldiers from the North Pole to counter the Spooky Alien Spector invasion of Earth, as per the orders of the Commander of All the Armies. Several hours after the invasion began, however, contact was lost with the Commander of All the Armies, and leadership of Earth's military forces fell to Santa. The Spector Horde made landfall at the North Pole several hours later: Santa commanded his men to "Hold the Line", then proceeded to gun down many of his own soldiers, claiming he "Didn't like witnesses." Santa would soon be overwhelmed and seemingly killed by Spector Spore creatures, and his corpse was pushed around the base.
Several hundred years later, however, a research assistant seeking blood samples for a seemingly innocuous project would arrive at the North Pole, and find Santa still alive, though slightly elongated and distorted in appearance. Declaring he would "pay pay" for trespassing on his island, Santa warned the assistant that he was "falling into a downward spiral (1994)." Enraged, the assistant gunned down Santa, taking a blood sample that was, to his confusion, completely nonhuman, containing more monster DNA than even a Giant Desert Lunarian Sandtitan. As the assistant left, Santa's "corpse" once again showed signs of life, muttering the words "you will now pay."
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