The Meme Crisis

== Overview ==
The Meme Crisis was an attack on Jam County by Kelp who used Creative to beat Jam County's militias following a prank orchestrated by Tsar on Kelp. The crisis
is rooted in an interaction between Tsar, Count of Jam County, and Kelp, the attacker.
== "Meme" Interaction ==
On September 15th 2019, Kelp (mincraftboss76) was asking random people to make "Sealand's Church" for him. Tsar was intrigued about this offer as he wanted to pull a prank on Kelp. Kelp promised Tsar illegal diamonds (received from creative) in exchange for building Sealand's Church and Tsar accepted. Tsar got to work on his prank, and built a wooden penis in the middle of Jam County with a sign in the middle saying "Sealand's Church". Kelp initially laughed about it but then immediately started to be hostile towards Tsar, leading to a violent interaction.
== Violent End ==
Kelp turned violent towards Tsar and started saying that Tsar didn't do the job properly. Kelp started breaking Tsar's builds and items using creative mode and placed a bunch of Sea Pickles everywhere. The broken items were destroyed and never refunded. Soon enough, Tsar was attacked by Kelp using an illegal sword obtained using creative and Tsar was unable to hit him back as he was in Creative. Kelp killed Tsar and left Jam County to try to scam Belg into buying Kelp-Coin (a worthless currency scam
Kelp made up). Kelp was reported to Sealand (the owner of Polynesia at the time) who allowed Kelp to keep creative for the rest of September in order to build the "Sealand's Church" out of bedrock in the Nether by the Nether Highway.
Aftermath
Kelp was banned from entering Jam County after the Meme Crisis and Kelp's business propositions kept failing as witnesses such as Belg refused to do business with him. Kelp quit the server soon after building Sealand's Church.