我是一個蛋餅，離我遠一點 (Wǒ Shì yīgè Dànbǐng, Lí Wǒ Yuǎn Yīdiǎn)

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
我是一個蛋餅 	wǒ shì yīgè dànbǐng 	I’m an egg pancake
躺在熱油鍋裡 	tǎng zài rè yóuguō lǐ 	lying in a hot frying pan
蔥花火腿玉米 	cōnghuā huǒtuǐ yùmǐ 	with green onions, ham, and corn.
不要把我吵醒 	bùyào bǎ wǒ chǎoxǐng 	Don’t wake me up.
舒服 舒服 舒服 真舒服 	shūfú shūfú shūfú zhēn shūfú 	It’s comfy, comfy, comfy, super comfy.
 	 	
老闆把我捲起 	lǎobǎn bǎ wǒ juǎnqǐ 	The boss rolls me up
放我到盤子裡 	fàng wǒ dào pánzi lǐ 	and puts me on a plate.
現在要到哪去 	xiànzài yào dào nǎ qù 	Where are we going now?
氣氛有點詭異 	qìfēn yǒudiǎn guǐyì 	The vibe is a bit weird.
不要 不要 我不要 我不要 	bùyào bùyào wǒ bùyào wǒ bùyào 	No, no, I don’t want to, I don’t want to!
 	 	
前面這個人類 	qiánmiàn zhège rénlèi 	This human in front of me
該不會是打算要把我吃掉吧 	gāi bùhuì shì dǎsuàn yào bǎ wǒ chīdiào ba 	couldn’t possibly have decided they’re going to eat me, right?!
你想做什麼 	nǐ xiǎng zuò shénme 	What are you doing?!
不要把黏稠液體擠到我身上 	bùyào bǎ niánchóu yètǐ jǐdào wǒ shēnshàng 	Stop squeezing sticky, thick liquid on me!
不要用筷子碰我 	bùyào yòng kuàizi pèng wǒ 	Don’t touch me with your chopsticks!
上面都是口臭食物殘渣的味道 	shàngmiàn dōu shì kǒuchòu shíwù cánzhā de wèidao 	Your disgusting food breath is all over it!
我已經警告你了 	wǒ yǐjīng jǐnggào nǐ le 	I already warned you!
你再一直過來我就要尖叫了喔 	nǐ zài yīzhí guòlái wǒ jiùyào jiānjiào le o 	If you keep approaching, then I’m definitely going to scream!
走開 趕快給我走開 	zǒukāi gǎnkuài gěi wǒ zǒukāi 	Go away! Hurry and get away from me!
 	 	
啊 啊 救命啊 趕快放我下來 	ā ā jiùmìng ā gǎnkuài fàng wǒ xiàlái 	Ah, ah, save me! Hurry and put me down!
你這個可怕的人類 吃東西之前你有洗手了嗎 	nǐ zhège kěpà de rénlèi chī dōngxi zhīqián nǐ yǒu xǐshǒu le ma 	Hey, you scary human, did you wash your hands before eating?!
啊 救命啊 這裡有個變態 	ā jiùmìng ā zhè lǐ yǒu gè biàntài 	Ah, save me! There’s a pervert over here!
看我用力翻滾 把醬油膏都噴到你臉上 	kàn wǒ yònglì fāngǔn bǎ jiàngyóugāo dōu pēn dào nǐ liǎn shàng 	Watch me roll with all my might and spray all my soy sauce paste on your face!
啊 救命啊 趕快放我下來 	ā jiùmìng ā gǎnkuài fàng wǒ xiàlái 	Ah, save me! Hurry and put me down!
吃蛋餅配大冰奶 你是等一下很想拉肚子嗎 	chī dànbǐng pèi dà bīng nǎi nǐ shì děngyīxià hěnxiǎng lādùzi ma	You’re eating an egg pancake with a big glass of cold milk?! You’re just asking for diarrhea later!
啊 救命啊 這裡有個變態 	ā jiùmìng ā zhè lǐ yǒu gè biàntài 	Ah, save me! There’s a pervert over here!
看我使用脫逃術 把餡料掉到桌子上 	kàn wǒ shǐyòng tuōtáoshù bǎ xiànliào diào dào zhuōzi shàng 	Watch me use my escape artist techniques and drop all my fillings onto the table!
 	 	
我是一片蛋餅 	wǒ shì yīpiàn dànbǐng 	I’m a piece of an egg pancake.
離我遠一點 	lí wǒ yuǎn yīdiǎn 	Stay away from me.
==External Links==
* Producer's Website - Lyrics & MP3
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