-The Dragonets of Destiny Guess Ship Names-

Hello! This is just a thing I decided to do after reading Everybody Ship Now (credit to perilthechamp!) and I hope you enjoy!
Please do not edit unless you see a typo or to add catagories.
== The Dragonet's Ships ==
Hello, Dragonets of Destiny. It seems I have finally found you all in one place. 'Tis I--
Tsunami: Who are you?
I was just getting to that. I am--
Starflight: Where are you? Oh wait. Never mind. I'm blind.
EHEM. 'TISITHENARRATORTHERENOWNOINTURRUPTIONS.
Clay: 'Tis who?
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
Clay: Are you a pirate?
NO. I. AM. THE. NARRATOR.
Sunny: Ooooooh, why didn't you just say so?
I-- Oh, never mind. Anyways, where was I? Ahh yes, introducing our topic for discussion: guessing ship names.
Sunny: SHIPS. WHAT. OUR STUDENTS HAVE BEEN GETTING INTO SHIPS?!
Oh don't worry. Today we will be talking about your ships.
Sunny: Oh, that's-- WHAT.
All you have to do is guess the ship names. First to guess correctly gets a point!
Glory: Ooh, do we WIN anything?
Uhhhhh... bragging rights?
Tsunami: Phhffffff, no one likes bragging rights. Give us a real reward, would ya?
Fine. You get... a pizza.
Clay: What's a pizza?
It's food, as it turns out.
Clay: Oh yeah I am WINNIN' this thing!!!
Enough talk. Let's get started! First ship: Clay x Peril. Guess the name.
Tsunami: Ooooooh, they picked youra fiiiiiirst.
Shut up Tsunami. Yours are next.
Tsunami: Oh uuuuuh, snhsjhshsjssnbsbsnscough.
Sunny: Maybe its... Pie!!
Pie?
Sunny: Yeah! Pie, P-Y! Its TOTALLY good right?
Um... sorry but that's not it.
Sunny: Oh.
Glory: Okay. I got this. Hmmmm... Pery. Clal. Pay. Did I get it?
No.
Glory: Not one?
Nope. Starflight?
Starflight: That's easy. I read enough of the students' fanfictions to know lots about that ship. It's obviously Py. 
What?
Sunny: Ghsjshjswhaaaaaaaaa?
Starflight: Wait! No! Got sidetracked! It's Cleril.
Goooooooooooooooal! Wait. Wrong thing. I meant correeeeeeeeect! Hehehehe sorry. One point for Starflight!
Starflight: Yussssssssss!! -pumps fist-
Clay: Shoooooooot I should have tried harder... Oh wait I didn't try at all.
Glory: -facepalms- 
Tsunami: That's our Clay!
Okay, next up... Tsunami x Riptide!
Tsunami: -blushes- Um... this is gonna be... great?
Clay: -cheers silently- Yes Tsunami's good side!
Glory: Okay I got this... How about Tsunamixriptide?
Um, you just mashed Tsunami x Riptide together into one word.
Glory: Oh yeah right, I did.
Sunny: -raises hand- Ooh! Me! I have an idea!
Yes?
Sunny: Imanpir!
Clay: How do you even say that?
Sunny: I don't know! But this is being written out so I don't need to say it!
Starflight: Unless they make an audio book version.
Back on topic guys! But Sunny, you were reeeeally close.
Sunny: I was?
Yep! So close, it might even be the ship backwards...!
All: -silence-
Come on, no one gets it...?
All: -more silence-
Helloooooo?
Glory: Um, maybe...
5... 4... 3... 2...
Glory: AHA!! Ripnami!!!
Coooooioret!
Starflight: You don't know how many spelling errors there are in that word.
Okay We don't care! Now let's move on!
Glory: I have a really strong feeling that Starflight is going to be in the next ship.
...Glory x Deathbringer!!!
Glory: ...
Sunny: How do you say that?
Glory: What?
Sunny: You said ...
Glory: -stares- Can we move on?
Clay: Yeah. And also I have noticed that there has been a lack me speaking so I am gonna speak right now. -derp face-
Umm, Okay. Now, any guesses?
Starflight: No.
Okay then let's move on!
Clay: Wow, I didn't think that would happen.
What?
Glory: Shush Clay! He's gonna go back to my ship...!
So I guess you want to finish Glory's ship?
Glory: Nuuuuuuuuu
Okay good! Any guesses!
Clay: Yes! Glorydeath! Deathglory? Gdleoartyh! Gdnskdnsdndjkjdejdjwjdjsjjsjdjdjdjdjsjjdjdhdjdhhfskjddheidjdjhd...
That's enough, Clay.
Clay: -meme face- That pizza is mineeeeeeeee.
Sunny: I think Clay is suffering from foodphobiclyablasthrophicabla.
Glory: Wot
Sunny: It means that he is hungry.
Glory, Starflight and Tsunami: ...
Sunny: Don't worry, I can fix this. -grabs a talon-full of food from a pile that randomly appeared in the corner the second she needed it then stuffs it up Clay's nose-
Clay: -suddenly sucks up all the food and turns into Nyan cat with his face on it- OH YESSSSSSS.
CLAY YOU CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL NOW.
Clay: -returns to normal- Okay!
Taunami: Phew!!
Okay, so does anyone know the answer?
Starflight: What was the question again?
Sigh. Moving on! Does anyone know the name for... Starspeaker?
Tsunami: Dude. You just frickin' said the name.
Ooooooooooh, heh sorry. Well, let's move onto Sunny's ship.
Glory: Ooh what's that one?
It'ssss... Sunnydoesnthaveonebecauseshelikeseverybodyasasibling!!!
Sunny: Yeesh, I didn't know that it was THAT long!
Yeah me neither. Well, that's all of them. I'll see you guys later! Bye!!!
Taunami: Waaaait a second... You're the narrator so do you really disappear?
Nope! So I'll just be back here in this room forever until the Wings of Fire series ends!
Starflight: Wait.. series?
Glory: You mean WE'RE IN A BOOK?
Uh ye--
Glory: JDHSJJSBSBJSJSSJWJSJWJKDEJKSJSKDJWKDJSJDKSKKSDJSJSK -goes insane and breaks camera-
That'sallforthisoneguysbye--
== Fanon Ships ==
Ah, it's seems you're all in this same room again, like you were a few weeks ago.
Starflight: Yoi really want to talk to us now? We're having and important discussion about JMA's future!
Yes, I have come with more ship names to guess!
All: NO
But this time, it may or may not be including you guys.
Glory: Oh?
Yes, these are fanon ships that come from our readers!
Tsunami: People read this?
Starflight: How is that's physically possible?
I don't know! Now, let's see what ships we have here...
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