SpongeBob Deathpants

SpongeBob have found Death Note... And Bikini Bottom is doomed ! The Flying Dutchman is not happy to spend all the time with his ghostly friends in Purgatory . Thats why he decided to make a sick joke for fun. In Pacific Ocean , Bikini Bottom , SpongeBob is living with his happy life . But whyle he have feeding his pet snail Gary , Johny the realistic fish head have told on television that Dirty Bubble have robed the bank and even killed male fish named Dale. SpongeBob have try not to think on that . Whyle going to Boating school , he nerved Squidward which have drop paintings on SpongeBob who laughs again . But fun was over when SpongeBob discovered that Patrick isnt at home . There was a note saying DIR SPONGBUB , MY SISTER SAMANTA HAZ BIN ATACKED BY SOM EVIL GUJS . IM AT HOSPITL AND I VIL NOT KAM SO SUN . DONT VURI VI VILL JELIFISH TOMOROU . PATRIC. SpongeBob was sad but later get happier when get to new and bigger rebuilded centre of the town . But on the big tv screen Barbara have told shocking news : All members of boy band Boys Who Cry are found dead in their hotel room because of drug using , female fish Fran has been raped by The Rape group and Tom , his wife Evelyn and 2 sons have been brutally murdered and cooked to fish sticks . Because of all that , SpongeBob was sad and think how this world is worser and worser and he didnt listen mrs.Puff at school . At Krusty Krab SpongeBob have again with pleasure made Krabby Patty but he have accidentaly drop hot sauce on Squidwards face . While Squidward have screamed and run around , mr. Crabs have called SpongeBob to his office . Mr. Crabs have put all his money in secret safe , and have talked how world is now horrible and that anyone can rob him , or money or the secret formula. But SpongeBob didnt listen him , instead he have saw a notebook to fall from sky close to the restaurant . SpongeBob have run whyle mr. Crabs have still talk to himself. SpongeBob have discovered that the notebook is called Death Note . Inside he read THE CREATURES WHOSE NAME IS WRITTEN HERE WILL DIE . THE NOTE WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT IF WRITTER DONT IMAGINE SUBJECTS FACE . THEREFORE , CREATURES WITH SAME NAME WILL NOT DIE . VICTIM WILL DIE FOR 40 SECONDS AND IF THE WRITTER DONT SPECIFE A KIND OF DEATH , THE SUBJECT WILL DIE SIMPLY FROM HEART ATTACK AND AFTER WRITTING THE CAUSE OF DEATH THE DETAILS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN NEXT 6 MINUTES AND 40 SECONDS. First SpongeBob didnt believe it . When he get home to his pineapple , he saw on the news that ManRay is holding hostage the Shady Shoals and threat that he will kill Barnacle boy and sleaping and amnesic Mermaid man . To test , SpongeBob have write ManRays name and 40 seconds have passed . And than ManRay have died ! While old people have leaving the house un-harmed and alive , reporters have hear Dr. Gill saying thats strange that he died from heart attack . Shocked SpongeBob have decide to do it again. On internet he have read that Mary and her mother were robed by famous thief Maurice . SpongeBob have write Maurice , imagine him and a strange cause of death. After midnight on the news were reports that Maurice was electro - shocked by hundreds of Jellyfishes in Jellyfish Field . He have died from burning and bleeding . SpongeBob have screamed hard , waking Gary and he run outside , whyle it have raining . SpongeBob have hide in trash can , being terrified because he killed two criminals . Than he ask God to send a sing how this can save and someone who he know . And than he saw that . Sandy and Pearl have walked down the empty street and talked how Plankton is idiot whyle Karen great women . Than they were attacked by The Rape group . The leader of the group , Dennis the eleminator have tried to rape Pearl . Sandy have start to fight with karate style . She had kick everyone , but Dennis have kidnaped Pearl on his byke. SpongeBob was shocked but somehow Patrick have come with Squidwards car which he borrowed . The two have followed Dennis to the Lovers Cliff. Dennis have just start to rape terrified Pearl but a truck have smashed Dennis . Later all members of the group have died from plague , AIDS and leucemia in the same time ! Pearl have cried to her father and mister Crabs have asked how is that possible whyle Sandy tried to find scientific solution . At pineapple , SpongeBob have told for the book to shocked Patrick who didnt get that . And than Flying Dutcman come .The note book belongs to SpongeBob and he will look at him since its fun . But he didnt chose SpongeBob , he found it by chance . Theres also other rules HE CANNOT KILL A GHOST , DEMON , BABIES , PEOPLE OVER 65 YEARS AND PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE ONLY 12 MINUTES TO LIVE. SpongeBob will used the note book to destroy evil and leave only good people , and he will become the new God !!! SpongeBob have killed 5 criminals in prison , and than a serial killer from tuberculosis. Patrick and Gary have become spies but Patrick is only watching on Squidward and follows him to supermarket , his job , museum and spa . First have SpongeBob want to kill Plankton , but he changed heart and decide not to kill anyone from people he know . In Krusty Krab Dutchman have eat a lot of Patties saying that they are only worth thing to go in world of living .At school , SpongeBob have saw that his classmate Charlie is ill again , but Gary have go to follow him . Gary have discovered that Charlie is a pedophile who secretly gives candy to Tyler and Nancys daughter Marilin . After hearing this , SpongeBob kills Charlie with heart attack . Soon , Dirty Bubble have pooped , Kelp Thing get eaten by Alaskan Bull Worm , and than the worm dies . Bikini Bottom police have make secret meeting under Court house . Retired villain Atomic Flounder , Mayor and Jugde StickleBack have decided to call L , unknow and never seen inspector to which they communicate trough laptop . L have told that he will discover who is Mortus , the man who kills the criminals. 4 days later , SpongeBob , Patrick and mister Crabs are at Sandys Treedome drinking tea . Sandy is glad that Bikini Bottom is safer place for children , old people and womens . But mister Crabs wants to know who is Mortus so he can ask him to kill Plankton , whyle Sandy wants to get rid of master Udon and Patrick want to kill his parents and Goofy Goober ( everyone have feal weird because of this ) . That night at Sandys home , Larry the Lobster have appeard on tv saying that he is L and that he will arrest Mortus . In panic , SpongeBob have secretly write Larrys name whyle Flying Dutcman have told that SpongeBob forget something and he laughs. Soon , Larry have dies from heart attack and everyone was shocked . But there were two problems : SpongeBob didnt think which Larry and every 479 Larrys in Pacific Ocean have died . And not only that , but true L have come on tv , hidden and told that this was a trick and this tv transmision was send only in Bikini Bottom suburbs which means that Mortus there lives ! Flying Dutcman have laugh , SpongeBob have cried , Sandy and mister Crabs were in panic , Patrick have look angry at SpongeBob ( but he didnt know why ) and people all over Ocean have cried for their Larries ( Old Man Jenkins had son named Larry , Mable had pet worm that named and Grandma had snail named Larry but this make her easier to eat him ) . Next week SpongeBob was nervous at family party and he only told to his parents and granny that he is tired to work to much in Krusty Krab . Stanley was bullied by Black Jack and whyle in toilet , SpongeBob writte that his cousin dies from being smashed by whale . The Dutchman told thats evil to do that to his cousin . Later Pearl have fall from her room , but she landed on Black Jack . Pearl was fine , but Black Jack dead . Under station , Squiliam have give money to buy super computers and machines , whyle L thinks that Mortus is maybe worker in restaurant or library . SpongeBob and Patrick have sneak to Squidwars house to make fun , but SpongeBob have droped Death Note inside . After scaring Squidward , he kicks them out and finds note book . Squidward have on elegant way with feather write inside people which he hates and want to impress on a party which he will make . He write Squiliam , Mayor , King Neptune , his rich cousin Squed and mister Charles with his snail and wife Kerola. After that he write the time of the party , next day in 9 p.m. Than Squidward saws Dutchman and in panic escapes outside . SpongeBob was shocked because of that and try to get rid of the names , but it was to late ! On work he couldnt fry the patties and he beg Squidward to cancelle the party , but he didnt want . That night , SpongeBob have sleep over in mister Crabs house , whyle his boring mother Betsy was at visit . SpongeBob didnt sleep normaly , and the disaster have happen . Squidward have welcome the guests at 8 and 58 . King Neptune have fry an cold kelp soup , whyle Squiliam have talk bad about Squidard to Mayor . Squidward have with hate in kitchen wished that he die , and in 9 p.m. everyone except Squidward have died from heart attack ! Squidward was arrest until it was discoverd that it was Mortus . People were shocked , and Neptunes son Triton have become king promising that Mortus will be find . SpongeBob , at his home , have told that he will be more carefull and still killing criminals , but he dont want that this happen again . The Dutchman have told that if SpongeBob would have Eyes like Demon , he could se future and who will be in danger next , but he could predict only future murders and crimes . Price is SpongeBobs soul after death . He accepted and after screams which freak-out Squidward and Patrick in their homes , SpongeBob have got the power ! Soon Christmas day have come . SpongeBob have used his new power and there is no criminals in Bikini Bottom . But police and L , under king Triton and mayor Howard Blandy , are still trying to find Mortus , specialy after killing in Squidwards house . SpongeBob have used his powers to stop many things . On night of December 22 he saw that Jack M. Crazyfish will murder Squidwards mother to take her money . Jack have cook himself and eventough scared , Mama Squidward is alive and fine . Then , SpongeBob stoped bank robbing in Bas Vegas by killing all 5 thiefs with ebola . And he stop vandalisam in museum by giving an anarchist heart attack . SpongeBob is nerved by lawyer Richard A. Bottomfeeder , who is working for police and hide from public identites from police officers which are working on the case , and he is protecting criminals on court and sending them free . After hacking in police web page, he found out that Richard will go in BB Mall on December 23 and will take vacation until January tenth. SpongeBob and his friends have went there to buy presents for Christmas. Patrick have stayed in Toy For Us to have crazy fun , whyle Sandy have go to buy them tea. SpongeBob , masked , have found Richard and his wife Shubie . Whyle Shubie have buying horribly cute kittens figures . SpongeBob have talk to Richard that he is Mortus and how he must not turn to se his face or his wife will die . Scared Richard have went in storage room and SpongeBob order him to write on the wall with ink names of most immportant people working on the case . After he write many names ( like What Zit Tooya , officer Nancy and Nat Peterson ) , Richard have start to duying . But before he dies , he screamed SpongeBobs name , saying that he knows L and that L is some one who knows him...Than he dies . Soon most immportant officers also die . Shocked SpongeBob couldnt believe that his friend or family member is L . Whyle Sandy have giving him tea , SpongeBob have ask here is he bad. Sandy have told he is the best and most nicest sponge in her life . She have almost kissed him , but Patrick have come with his cured sister Samantha . The funeral was on tv and no one could help to Shubie to feel better . Plankton , who have watched that with Karen , have told that he wish that that guy kills Eugene so he can get the formula . But Karen have told that he must be careful , although she dont care for him ( Plankton ) to much . Plankton have get mad and swear to build a machine which will find Mortus . In the same time , L have found special league of best agents and Bikini Bottom have become police state after killing of Richard and best agents and policist . Mister Crabs is angry because there is not to much customers , people are afraid and after 10 p.m. its forbiden to go out-side your house.Dutchman have laugh SpongeBob saying that his dream about perfect world have been turned in totalitarian goverment under police and Triton . Next day , Plankton have sneak in Krusty Krab and mister Crabs have attack him , thinking that he wants the recipe . But Plankton have told that they will work together to find Mortus . Then the city will be normal again , just like daily number of customers . Mister Crabs accepted that . L have ordered to instal secretly cameras in houses in suburb part of city . Plankton have secretly put cameras in houses of SpongeBob , Patrick , Squidward , Sandy , Poppy Puff , madam Crabs and mister Crabs house .Plankton have help to police , but he also wanted to find how Mortus is doing that and to use it for his plans . Mister Crabs have told to SpongeBob for cameras , because he knows that he is fine and not guilty . Because of this , SpongeBob have put fake videos on camera system and for police , it have look that he is living normaly , but he was outside or inside writting names . SpongeBob , happy that he killed every villain in Ocean and leave only good people , have decide to make fancy party in a villa . Dutchman have send invitation cards to SpongeBobs friends and they will go . SpongeBob have send fake mail to mister Upster , owner of big villa at other end of the city . Whyle mister Upster was on fake travel , SpongeBob , Gary , Patrick and Squidward have decorate the palace . Squidward have cook because of his fear since he knows now that SpongeBob is mortus . Guests have come , even Karen and Plankton . In big hall was fine and guests were happy , but Sandy have asking from where SpongeBob have that villa . Soon , SpongeBob have revealed that HE is Mortus ! To demonstrate , he brought 30 seahorses and all have died from heart attack. Everyone were in horror and Sandy have talked that he have no right for that or anyone . But Dutchman have told that many of them are alive because of that . He told to Sandy that because of SpongeBob theres no evil in Ocean , he remind that Squidwards mother is alive because of this , he remind how Pearl was saved and how money of mister Crabs is o.k. Everyone have accepted that . SpongeBob have laugh , and with joy said that they all will start a new Genesis , a new world and time where SpongeBob will in name of God rule as God on Earth . And not only that. He will destroy evil and on surface world and create a paradise and for good humans ! In minight , SpongeBob will go with Sandys rocket to Europe and Judgment Day will start for all humans ! But Plankton didnt want that . He wants to kill all people which he hate and to get the formula . Planktons trap for Mortus is turn on . Metalic cage have traped SpongeBob , and Plankton have take the Death Note and fly with Karen out-side .Before leaving he turn on a bomb in the house. Everyone has escaped and the villa have exploded . Everyone was angry on now free SpongeBob , because they are doomed . Mister Crabs have call S.W.A.T. team and they arrest them all and they reveal that SpongeBob is Mortus . Plankton have in Chum Bucket write many names . He killed mayor Howard , king Triton , queen - mother Amphitrite , prime minister , 10 most powerfull noblemans and their wifes , MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy , mayors of 9 other cities and he start with surface world . He writte Osama Bin Laden , but he was scared because of Karen and he touch month May and now he must wait until May that Osama dies . Karen have remind Plankton on formula , and Plankton have went to get it . But air force around the town have activated emergency statement and everyone must go in side or be arested . Plankton was arested whyle Karen escaped in Chum Bucket . Under police , SpongeBob was guilty for deaths of more than 800 people . Than they told how he killed king Triton and many other people right now . But SpongeBob have told that he didnt kill anyone tonight and he newer want to kill member of royalty . Scared Squidward have told that he have killed king Neptune and people in his house , but accidental since he didnt know for the note book . And than , on big computer , L have told that he will come soon . The door have open and there was SpongeBobs father , but he told that he only helps to real L... SpongeBobs mother !!! Gretchet was angry on her son , slaping him . They two have talked for 3 hours and she says that she have even think that her son is Mortus , but didnt want to say that . SpongeBob have told that he will stop if he gets the note book . Plankton have escaped from from jail , releasing 4 only prisoners , members of illegal organisation which wants to kill Mortus . They four have caused with Plankton riot in city , making panic .SpongeBob have come with his family and friends . Sandy and Patrick have stoped 4 rebelles , and Plankton have told that he will writte all their names . SpongeBob have try to say him that Plankton will be safe and that everything will be fine again . When Plankton have leave the note book , mister Crabs have attack him and both have start to fight . Squidward have try to seperate them , but he split his ink because of fear . Seing the ink , them both have take it and write their names inside . In panic , SpongeBob have ripped the note book and burn it somehow . But Dutchman have told thats too late . Mister Crabs and Plankton have died . Some of burning pages have fall on gas pipes in factory which have caused explosion . SpongeBob , his family and friends have escaped but explosion have destroyed many buildings and killing many other . 3 months have passed . Life in Bikini Bottom is not the same . Mindy is now queen and she restored most of city , but good part of it is still in ruins . Many people have move out from Bikini Bottom and population is now only 1567 . SpongeBob is married with Sandy , but its a sad marryage and they live seperate in their homes . Gary is now living with Snaly in now empty Elementary school , theres no children , they all gone or are dead . Squidward is now famous artist , and only one . Patrick is the mayor but he dont need to do anything . SpongeBob is now owner of Krusty Krab and still fry cook and new worker at cash register is still Squidward , fealing nostalgy . Karen have turned Chum Bucket in new retirement home where SpongeBobs parents and granny now live , their home is destroyed , Pearl is proffesor to her own friends in her own high school , jellywishing is not so popular like before , Goo Lagoon beach is full only on weekends , in night can be hear smyle , but sad smyle . Everyone are at graveyaed . It was a beautiful spring day . Mister Crabs and Plankton are buried close to each other . Everyone have told to Dutchman that he can go now , and he says that he is sorry but its not funny anymore . Sandy have kissed SpongeBob that they should live together for nine months because of little surprise which is in her . Pearl have told that she will help in repopuling of the city . Misses Puff , Squidward , Patrick , Pearl , Karen , Sandy , mama Squidward , Gary , Snaly , Harold and Gretchet have leave the graveyard , but SpongeBob have stayed just little more . After destruction of most of the city and murdering 5000 people , including Plankton and mister Crabs , how could go now ? On different way , thinks SpongeBob who knows that he caused all this ...
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