The Curse of the Slab

The gang are on their way home from a rock concert where they stop for the night at a farm where the owners of the farm say they've been having trouble with the Ghost of King Ramses, a pharaoh who has come back for his slab
== Script ==
(We open on nighttime where a farmer is picking corn)
Edward:Yessire. This here's gonna be great. My corn'll be winin' this year at the county fair. Hope Matilda can get dinner ready, cause I'm starvin'. (Sees fog)What the? Hey. What happened? This has something to do with that slab our kids and dog found.
King Ramses:Return the slab. Or suffer my curse.
Edward:We're waiting for someone to come and pick it up!
King Ramses:There is no more time. You've only had so little time, it is too late.
(The plague of locus comes towards him and he screams we cut to the gang at daytime in the mini van from the the campfire story and they are wearing their music festival clothes)
Applejack:That was a mighty fine concert.
Big Macintosh:Eyup.
Rarity:I hope we can make it home soon I for one need my beauty sleep.
Big Macintosh:But it's only the daytime Rare.
Sci-Twi:Yeah and nighttime is hours from here.
Rarity:I mean when we get home by dark.
Pinkie Pie:How much further is it?
Big Macintosh:A few hours.
Wallflower:Yeah and if we stay this long on the road here, we'll be home in no time.
(Tire pops)
Sci-Twi:What was that?
Sunset:Why are we stopping?
Big Macintosh:Bad news gang, looks like we got a flat tire.
Spike:Now what?
Sci-Twi:Hey maybe we can get help from that farm house.
(Points to the farm house)
Snails:Like I hope the kitchen is still open. I'm wasting away.
Pinkie Pie:Me too.
(They walk up to it and Big Mac knocks on the door and it opens and they look scared but are relived to see a woman we cut to Big Mac and Snails who sigh with relief)
Matilda:Do come in. I'm Matilda and this is my husband Edward. 
Edward:(About Bulk)Hey, how come that big fella don't have any clothes on?
Bulk:I was gonna change into my usual clothes when we got home.
Wallflower:Well we got our luggage in the back of our van.
Juniper:Yeah, can we use your phone to call a tow truck?
Matilda:Of course you can use the phone kids.
Applejack:(Takes glasses off)Why thank ya kindly ma'am.
Flash:I'll get it.
Edward:Boy if only some lazy archeologist would come and pick up the stupid slab for crying out loud!
Sunset:Slab? (To Matilda)What's he talking about?
Matilda:Just some old rock our dog and kids found by our water pump.
Big Macintosh:(Into phone)You won't come until tomorrow? Well alright thanks. (Hangs up and talks to the gang) The truck'll be here tomorrow.
Winona:What does that mean?
Applejack:It means that we'll all have to find a place to stay for the night.
Matilda:You kids are welcome to stay the night here.
Fluttershy:Thank you ma'am.
Flash:Big Mac I said I'll get it. As in I'll get the phone.
Big Macintosh:Yeah but you were talking about other things when the farmer said about the slab.
Matilda:I'll get you all some tea. Our children have been visiting us, and we haven't had many visitors.
Bulk:Ma'am, can I use your bathroom to change?
Matilda:Of course young man.
Bulk:Thanks.
Applejack:We work and live on a farm in Canterlot City.
Matilda:That's lovely.
(Knocking is heard and a tall man with white skin, a tan brown suit and hat and white undershirt and red tie and black shoes and a mustache and gotee is at the door)
Edward:What's your offer?
Professor Frint:I am Professor Frint, from the British Museum, I've come to retrieve the slab.
Edward:Finally! Take it! We don't wanna die! Please just take it!
Professor Frint:Are you sure you don't at least want to hear my offer of giving you something? Because sir the British Museum is short of fund, we do not have this amount. But for every million pound donation, (Pulls out a gym bag)You'll receive this sporty gym bag. With our thanks.
(Smiles and Rarity reaches for it and Edward closes the door)
Matilda:Edward we really must give it back you know.
Edward:Nuh-uh. I'm not givin' it in exchange for a gym bag.
Big Macintosh:That professor fella's a suspect.
(Another man comes up to the door and they answers it)
Edward:What's your offer?
Woody:I'm Woody, I work for the ancient artifact finders, and I heard you guys had the slab.
Edward:What's you offer?
Woody:Well I don't have any money, but I do have this new tote bag so you guys can like go on walks with it.
Wallflower:(To the gang)Another tote bag offerer? It's probably that guy.
(The door closes)
Woody:Well, how rude.
(Cuts back to inside where the gang don't know what to do)
Snails:Like man that's being rude.
Snips:Yeah, rude.
(Two kids come down dressed in farm attire)
Billy:Hey, ma and pa, who's the new guests?
Edward:Kids, these are the Canterlot Mystery Solvers. We'd recognize them from the news. That's why I said them without them firstly introducing them to us. Kids meet our children. Bertha, and Billy.
Bertha:Howdy.
Big Macintosh:Sir, we'd like to stay for the night. Just to wait until the tow truck comes and we'd also like to stay because of this King Ramses fellow.
Bertha:We'll help them get their bags in ma and pa.
Matilda:That's generous of you Bertha.
(The dog is a boy dog)
Spike:That's a boy dog!
(The dog is the same breed as Winona)
Applejack:And he's the same breed as Winona.
Matilda:His name is Zeke.
(Zeke goes up to Winona and Spike is taken by this being jealous)
Spike:Grrrrrrrrrr!
Sci-Twi:(Singing voice)I think somebody's jealous.
Spike:Jealous?! Me?! Nah, I don't think so Twi. 
Pinkie Pie:I make a mean cupcake Matilda.
Matilda:That sounds lovely dear.
Pinkie Pie:And another thing, our teacher Mr. Cranky Doodle, his ex-wife's name is Matilda.
Matilda:That's fine. (Thinks about it)I guess.
Bulk:So, since I got my clothes on we can go clue hunting.
Sci-Twi:(OS)Hey, gang. I found a clue. (Cuts to her holding a hammer and chisel)This hammer and chisel looks like it's been used recently.
Spike:(OS)Hey you guys! Over here!(Cuts to him and he finds empty bottles of invisible ink)Invisible ink bottles!
Billy:Y'all i'm'll take you to where my sister and my dog and me found that there rock. That Ghost of King Ramses has been coming around wantin' it.
Juniper:Huh? Who's King Ramses?
Edward:Some old ancient king from Egypt.
Bulk:That sounds like a ghost.
Billy:What was your first clue? I said "Ghost".
Matilda:Now William it's not polite to be a smart talker.
Billy:I didn't mean to sound like a smart mouth ma. I was only saying about the ghost is what I said.
Matilda:Oh sorry.
Sci-Twi:Take us to where you found the slab.
(Cuts to them outside and they find a hole)
Sci-Twi:Jinkies, look at this hole.
Billy:Zeke here is the one who dug it up.
Big Macintosh:There's more to this thing that meets the eye.
Snails:Like I agree. It's us that meets the eye of the ghost.
Spike:Yeah, the ghost.
Winona:Spike are you scared?
(Spike nods back and fourth)
Spike:Uh-ah, uh-ah. (Shakes his head up and down as if to say "Yes") Uh-huh.
Sci-Twi:Spike, besides about going up against magical creatures we've debunked tons of monsters like Scooby-Doo. Besides, how many ghosts and monsters have we met up with?
Spike:Let me check. (Types on a calculator)7,421.
Sci-Twi:And how many of those ghosts have been phonies?
Spike:7,421.
Sci-Twi:Then why do you want to run away in fear?
Spike:Because there's a first time for everything.
Snails:Like he's got a point.
Rarity:I say we split up and look for clues.
Big Macintosh:Hey, I was gonna say that.
Rarity:Sorry Big Mac I always wanted to say that.
Big Macintosh:S'all right Rarity.
Juniper:Hey you guys I think I already found one.
Sci-Twi:What is it Juniper?
Juniper:It looks like a chisel and a hammer.
Applejack:Not only that but it looks like the chisel's been through some rough things.
Rainbow Dash:Yeah, it looks chipped.
Big Macintosh:And maybe there's some more clues around here.
Pinkie Pie:Oh boy! A mystery!
Snips:It's constantly a mystery as usual.
Snails:You said it Snips. Er right Spike?
Spike:Right.
(Cuts to Big Macintosh looking for clues and finds a piece of stuff)
Big Macintosh:What the? Darn litterbugs.
(Twilight comes over with Applejack)
Sci-Twi:What is it Big Mac?
Big Macintosh:This here piece of rubber. Somebody's bein' a litterbug.
Applejack:That there looks like part of a costume.
Big Macintosh:Oh I didn't think about it.
Sci-Twi:This looks like it is part of a costume like Applejack said.
Applejack:Wonder what the others found.
(We cut to Snips, Snails, Spike and Winona)
Spike:I can't believe that guy. That other dog. Flirting with my lady.
Winona:Your lady? You cheated on me with that rockstar's girl dog.
Spike:Yeah but you weren't even there.
Winona:Applejack told me when she and Big Mac got back from the music festival.
Snails:Hey stop.
Snips:W-What is it? It it the ghost?!
Snails:No it's that projector. It could be a clue.
Spike:But what would a projector be doing here but near a cornfield?
Snails:I don't know.
(Cuts to Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie)
Pinkie Pie:Search for clues, search for clues. 
Rainbow Dash:Hold it! I see something. (Picks up an empty bottle of invisible ink)Invisible ink eh? (Tries to dump some out but nothing)Nothing's coming out. Now that's strange.
Fluttershy:That really must be a clue.
(We cut to Wallflower and Juniper)
Juniper:Hey Wallflower look at this. 
(Picks up a fog machine)
Wallflower:A fog machine? What's that doing here?
Juniper:I dunno. Maybe it's a clue.
(Cuts to Flash and Sunset)
Sunset:Gosh Flash are we really gonna go all the way with this?
Flash:Well lemme put it this way for you Sunset. We're back together and stopping magic and mostly monsters and ghosts who turn out to be normal folks. And with you redeemed and Twilight of this world being redeemed I'd say we're still good friends.
Sunset:Hey Flash, what's that on your foot?
Flash:Huh? (Spots it, it's a newspaper clipping)Looks like a newspaper clipping. It's about the slab. It's worth millions of dollars and whoever holds it in their possessions will be rich. This could be a clue.
Sunset:Now if only we could know what the rest found.
(We fade to nighttime where in the farmhouse the gang are getting settled for the night)
Big Macintosh:Boy howdy, that was some good supper Mrs. Bengg.
Matilda:I'm glad you Ioved it Big Macintosh.
Bulk:Rarity and I couldn't find anything today.
Snails:Like we only found a film projector.
Wallflower:And we found a fog machine.
Big Macintosh:Show them the clue we found Applejack.
Applejack:(Pulls out the rubber)Here it is. It looks like part of a costume.
Flash:We found an article about the slab being worth a fortune.
Rainbow Dash:We found an empty bottle of invisible ink.
(Rattling is heard at the door as if someone is trying to get in and Zeke barks)
Edward:I'll handle it everybody.
(Walks to the door and opens it and Snails, Spike, and Snips and Winona go over to the window to see what is outside, we cut to Edward who looks at the one who was rattling at the door and we cut to King Ramses)
King Ramses:Return the slab. 
(Cuts back to Edward)
Edward:What?
(Back to the ghost)
King Ramses:Return the slab. Or suffer my curse.
(Back to Edward)
Edward:What's your offer?
(Back to the ghost)
King Ramses:This night, you will be visited by three plagues. Each worse then the last. Return the slab.
(Back to Edward)
Edward:Ha! Nice try professor or Woody or whoever you are!
(Closes the door)
Edward:(To the others)Who's he kidding? (Cuts to Snips, Snails, Spike and Winona behind Edward)I can see the zipper on that cheap dime cent store costume.
(Cuts the slab as he said that and the symbol of water disappears and we cut back to the scared ones, Snips even pulls on the ends of his hat holding the sides down being scared)
Snips, Snails, Spike and Winona:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
(They became even frightener then before Snips lets go of the sides of his hat and Snails feels a drop of water)
Snails:Huh?
(Cuts to the gang entering through the dining hall as water drips)
Big Macintosh:What the?
(Cuts to Edward as Matilda is in her rocking chair)
Edward:Huh?
Matilda:Billy, did you leave the tub running?
Billy:No ma'am ma. I only took one just last night.
Bertha:What's goin on here? Where's all this here water a-comin from?
(Cuts to Snails Spike and Snips and Winona, they become scared and water comes from the grandfather clock and out of the moose head and the fireplace and the house fluids up with water)
Rainbow Dash:Ah dude this is so not cool!
Flash:Yeah, you said it Rainbow Dash!
(They all scream as they become up to their necks in water and they go upstairs and we cut to the attic where the door bursts open with them floating on the water and screaming and Matilda kicks some boxes knocking them over and we cut to everyone up at the celling)
Matilda:Edward? Oh Billy, Bertha, Zeke, kids. Where Edward?
(Cuts to underwater where we move down to see him in scuba gaggles and a snorkel, we cut to Matilda who screams, Spike and Winona holds their breath and go underwater and swim out threw the door and we see Edward still holding the slab and in his snorkel gear, we cut to the two dogs swimming into the basement and inside the basement they find a pipe wrench on a pipe and they pull onto it and the water stops flooding the house and Spike and Winona are heard whimpering and we cut to outside where Ramses puts his hands on his hips and says)
King Ramses:Ohh, come on.
(Back inside Matilda is catching her breath and Snails is huffing and puffing and Rarity is upset)
Rarity:NOOOOO! NOOOOO!
Wallflower:What is it Rarity?
Rarity:MY HAIR IS ALL WET! (Cries)AND I JUST HAD IT CLEANED!!!!!!
(Cuts to back outside at the ghost)
King Ramses:Return the slab.
(Cuts to the window where everyone is seen looking out at the ghost)
Edward:What's your offer?
(Cuts to the ghost who raises his arms and we cut to the symbol of the record player disappearing)
(We cut back to the scene of everyone in the attic, Edward rings the water out of his hat like a sponge and Twilight and Juniper wipe their glasses and Rarity rings the water out of her hair and Applejack cleans off her shades and dumps the water out of her hat and we cut to Edward who puts his hat back on)
Edward:What's your....(Hears music)Huh?
== Trivia ==
* The story is based on the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode King Ramses' Curse
* Juniper asked who King Ramses is and Big Macintosh said they're staying on account of the ghost of King Ramses, however she must not have been paying attention to what Big Mac said
* The gang wear their clothes from Sunset's Backstage Pass 
* Juniper's festival clothes are based on the clothes designed by Jebens1
* Bulk's scene of coming downstairs after the professor and Woody left was cut to make it look like he had come down without them knowing 
*There was already a chisel and hammer as a clue however it the ones Juniper found could be a different one to make more cravings on the slab rock
*Rainbow Dash said that she found an empty bottle of invisible ink when they found some earlier, but it could have been another empty bottle
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