Titanic Squid

The Titanic Squid is, as its name implies, a titanic squid. It is rumored to exist somewhere near the eastern banks of Antarctica, but due to perspective, nobody knows where that is. It is being actively sought out by Waldo the Antarctican Squid Hunter.
== History ==
The Titanic Squid is rumored to have existed many centuries ago as a normal squid, but somehow came across a pixelated cherry and attempted to consume it, only to realize that its superplanar existence did not belong in this universe. However, instead of rejecting the Titanic Squid, it instead granted it telecommunicative powers, extended life, and a greatly heightened growth hormone. It is therefore believed by a select few that the Titanic Squid holds many of the answers to life's problems.
Due to its telecommunicative powers, it is capable of inserting subconcious thoughts in the minds of all beings. However, since it is not sentient, it has no direct control over it and instead excretes the psyches of whatever sentient beings it happens to eat. The prime example is a Martian named Qwertyuiop, who influenced both a popular keyboard design and the inherent fear of the number 13.
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