ブライド・アンド・グルームが通る (Bride and Groom ga Tooru)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
咳をしても一人とはね言い得て妙だが 	seki o shite mo hitori to wa ne iiete myou da ga 	“I’m alone even as I cough” might be an apt description, but咳をしても一人 is from Ozaki Hōsai, a poet, and I think it was written when he was alone and dying from tuberculosis, with no friends or family to look after him.
毛玉だらけでよれよれのTシャツを着て 	kedama darake de yoreyore no ti-shatsu o kite 	I’m a lint-covered shabby t-shirt wearing
如何にもナードなムードの男 	ikanimo naado na muudo no otoko 	nerdy-looking guy indeed.
あの映画みたいに続きが気になる人生だったら 	ano eiga mitai ni tsuzuki ga ki ni naru jinsei dattara 	If only my life was simply worrying about what comes next like in that one movie,
良かったのにな　そうだったなら 	yokatta no ni na sou datta nara 	then wouldn’t that be nice, and if it was like that,
君を奪われる事も無かったかな 	kimi o ubawareru koto mo nakatta kana 	I wonder if you'd never have been taken away.
 	 	
誰の服を盗んで着ても 	dare no fuku o nusunde kite mo 	No matter whose clothes I steal for myself,
僕らしくないし　お似合いじゃない 	bokurashikunai shi oniai ja nai 	it won’t be me, it won’t suit me.
でもねコーディネーターは要らないよ 	demo ne koodineetaa wa iranai yo 	But you know, I don’t need a stylist,
既に鎧も武装も剥がれてる！ 	sude ni yoroi mo busou mo hagareteru! 	‘cause my weapons and my armor have already come off!
 	 	
花婿のお通りだ 	hanamuko no odoori da 	Here comes the groom.
さあどうにかこうにか 	saa dou ni ka kou ni ka 	Now then, one way or another,
もうとうにさ 棒に振った 	mou tou ni sa bou ni futta 	my whole life’s been pointless
しょうもない生涯 	shoumonai shougai 	and I've long since wasted it.
Trrrrr...唄ってさ 	Trrrrrr… utatte sa 	Trrrrrr… I sing.
 	 	
スーパーヒーローになったら 	suupaahiiroo ni nattara 	If I become a superhero
言うから いつか言えたら 	iu kara itsuka ietara 	I'll say it, so if I can say it one day,
大立ち回り生きて名を馳せて 	ootachimawari ikite na o hasete 	then after making a name of myself through a life of fights
あなたと笑ってたい 	anata to warattetai 	I’d like to laugh together with you.
 	 	
病める時 健やかなる時 	yameru toki sukoyaka naru toki 	In sickness and in health,
いつでも失うものがあることを 	itsu demo ushinau mono ga aru koto o 	I shall treasure you precisely because I know
知っているからこそ大事にするよ 	shitte iru kara koso daiji ni suru yo 	that there are things I might lose at any time.
 	 	
咳するのは二人の時だけって皮肉なものだわ 	seki suru no wa futari no toki dake tte hiniku na mono da wa 	“We'll only cough when we're together” is such an ironic thing to say.咳するのは二人の時 is made up by Niru following Hōsai’s haiku, I think. The idea seems to be that if one gets sick (either bride or groom) and starts coughing, they'll never "cough alone," because the other will always be right there with them.
私こんなに弱くて構ってさんなんて 	watashi konna ni yowakute kamatte-san nante 	I never would've thought I'd be
思ってすらみなかったわよ 	omotte sura minakatta wa yo 	such a delicate attention seeker.
死とはあなたと共に鳴らした音を忘れてしまうこと 	shi to wa anata to tomo ni narashita oto o wasurete shimau koto	Death would be forgetting the sounds I made alongside you.
分かつまで アバンチュール大目に見てよ 	wakatsu made abanchuuru oome ni mite yo 	Till we part, overlook my past love affairsI think 分かつまで is implied to be a part of "till death do us part" but I’m not certain.
見る目が無かったのは謝るからさ 	miru me ga nakatta no wa ayamaru kara sa 	‘cause I apologize for not having a discerning eye.
 	 	
「やっと掴んだ幸せを自分の都合で手放すのかい？｣ 	“yatto tsukanda shiawase o jibun no tsugou de tebanasu no kai?”	"You’ve finally grasped this happiness, are you gonna let it go at your own convenience?"
お世話焼きなベストマン黙ってて 	osewayaki na besuto man damattete 	My oh-so-helpful best man, do keep quiet.
辿った道 振り返り？ 結構だわ！ 	tadotta michi furikaeri? kekkou da wa! 	Turn back on the road I've traveled? No thank you!
 	 	
花嫁のお通りだ 	hanayome no odoori da 	Here comes the bride.
さあどうにもこうにも 	saa dou ni mo kou ni mo 	Now then, in no way because
懲り懲りだって独りだって 	korigori datte hitori datte 	I’ve had enough or I was single懲り懲り is "bitter experience; learning from a bad experience; having had enough (of something unpleasant); being sick and tired (of something); being fed up". 独り seems to be a variation of 一人 that specifically means "being single; being unmarried​".​
Trrrrr...良いでしょう？ 	Trrrrr… ii deshou? 	Trrrrr… isn’t it okay,
泣いてもさ 	naite mo sa 	even though I cry?
 	 	
そうは云ったって懲りない 	sou wa yutta tte korinai 	That being said, I never learn;
さあパーリナイ 泣き寝入れない 	saa paarinai nakineirenai 	Now, it’s party night, so I won’t cry myself to sleep.
死に物狂いでぐしゃぐしゃ泣き顔を 	shi ni monoguri de gushagusha nakigao o 	I want you to laugh at
あなたに笑われたい 	anata ni warawaretai 	my face that's tearful and crumpled up in desperation.
 	 	
人を救う歌の定義や 	hito o sukuu uta no teigi ya 	I don’t need some kinda reason
理屈なんかはさ要らないよな 	rikutsu nanka wa sa iranai yo na 	or a definition of a song that saves people.
富める時も 貧しき時も 	tomeru toki mo mazushiki toki mo 	For richer, for poorer,
傍に寄り添って残ってんだ 	soba ni yorisotte nokotte nda 	I'll nestle in close and stay by your side.
 	 	
所謂 生涯のピークは 	iwayuru shougai no piiku wa 	The so-called peak of one’s life—
見えなくていい 追い付かんでいい 	mienakute ii oitsukande ii 	It’s okay if it’s out of sight, it’s okay not to pursue it,
だから醜くてもまだ生きてるんだ 	dakara minikukute mo mada ikiteru nda 	because however ugly our lives are, we're still living.
可能性求めて 腹を括れ！ 	kanousei motomete hara o kukure! 	So pursue the possibility and prepare yourself for the worst!
 	 	
ベンジャミンのお通りだ 	benjamin no odoori da 	Here comes the benjamin.If it’s a given name, then I haven’t the foggiest as to why or who? I’m not sure there’s The Benjamin that Japanese would recognize as a reference in this context. So I’m assuming Niru meant Ficus benjamina (aka weeping fig), chosen for the flower language (it means "reliance", "trust", and "flexible friend"). But I really can’t be certain about it.
もう放りな Holy night 	mou hourina Holy night 	Just abandon our holy night;
脱いじゃいな お飾りドレス 	nuijaina na okazari doresu 	Won’t you take off your decorated dress?
光る石ころも 投げ捨てちゃっていいんだよ 	hikaru ishikoro mo nagesutechatte ii nda yo 	And you can throw away that glittering stone, too.光る石ころ, "glittering pebble," seems to refer to a wedding ring.
 	 	
誰よりも違う方法でさ 	dare yori mo chigau houhou de sa 	In a manner different from anyone else’s
誰よりも勝ち取るんでしょ 	dare yori mo kachitori ndesho 	I’m gonna win more than anyone, alright?
僕は僕を否定するけど 	boku wa boku o hitei suru kedo 	Even though I’m denying myself,
君だけは間違いなく肯定していて 	kimi dake wa machigai naku koutei shite ite 	I’m affirming that you alone weren’t a mistake.
最初で最期 誓おうよ 	saisho de saigo chikaou yo 	So let’s vow for the first and the last time:
『死んで愛するよりも生きて嫌ってよ』 	“shinde aisuru yori mo ikite kiratte yo” 	"Instead of loving in death, to hate in life"
 	 	
Lalala… 	Lalala… 	Lalala…
 	 	
さあ新郎新婦の退場です 	saa shinrou shinpu no taijou desu 	Now the bride and groom exit.
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*SHIMNEY
==External Links==
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*Blog post - Translation source
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