Annoying Orange gets Autotuned/Transcript

(A black background with words reading, "Thanks to the fans for choosing who Orange annoys this week. Who will he annoy next?" Orange is heard.) Orange: Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, hey, Apple! Hey!
(The scene cuts to Apple, who is actually an Apple iPhone)
Apple: Is there something I can help you with, Orange?
Orange: You're funny looking! (laughs)
Apple: Yes, you keep saying that.
Orange: Hey, hey, Apple!
Apple: Yes?
Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Apple: Uh.......
Orange: Like this! (Sticks out his tougue)
Apple: Point of fact, Orange, you don't have a nose.
Orange: You're not trying! (He sticks his tongue out again)
Apple: I don't have a nose, either!
Orange: C'mon! It's fun! (He sticks his tongue out for the third time)
Apple: Quit it!
Orange: You're no fun! I bet you can't do anything cool!
Apple: Well, sure I can! I can do all kinds of things. I can tell our exact GPS corrindates at this-
Orange: Boring! Hey, hey, Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice! (He hocks and spits orange juice at Apple)
Apple: Hey! Don't do that! My warranty's almost up!
Orange: (Laughs) Still bored!
iPhone: I can help you do your taxes.
Orange: Snoresville, USA. Population: Apple. (Laughs)
Apple: Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection?
Orange: Because it's boring?
Apple: I have ABBA.
Orange: Your music sucks.
Apple: Would you like to hear some Nickelback?
Orange: I can make much better music! La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!
Apple: Please stop that.
(Orange sings more)
Apple: That's really annoying!
Orange: La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
Apple: STOP IT!!
(Orange laughs)
Apple: You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you less annoying!
Orange: Uh-uh! No, you can't.
(Apple autotunes Orange)
Orange: (laughing) That's awesome! Do this, do this! La la la la la la La... Hey!
(Apple autotunes Orange with his (Orange's) song)
Orange: (Laughs) Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple!
Apple: Well, thank you.
Orange: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple)
Apple: (groans) Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics!
Orange: Whoops! (laughing)
(Apple overheats as he groans)
Orange: Uh-oh.
Apple: What, Orange?
Orange: Do you smell that?
Apple: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses!
Orange: Smells like.........smoke.
Apple: The only thing I smell is-(shortcuts) Uh-oh!
Apple short circuiting from the Orange Juice.(Apple shortcircuits and falls over dead)
Apple after short-circuitingOrange: Apple? Apple? Oh! I liked Apple, too. Oh well. Hey, Blackberry!
Blackberry (Phone ): Uh, not right now, man. My battery is seriously low.
Orange: No, not you! You!
Blackberry (fruit): Hey, Orange! What's going on?
Orange: Knife!
(Dane Boedigheimer cuts Blackberry in half with Knife as he (Blackberry) screams)
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