Bonzi Buddy (episode)

This article is about an episode of the Teletubbies reboot. for the funky monkey of which it is all about, see Bonzi Buddy. For the show this is actually a pilot for, see Bonzi Buddy (TV series).
Bonzi Buddy is the twentieth episode of the new Teletubbies show from 2015. Bonzi Buddy does some stuff involving pie and Donald Trump, "OMG teh epicness" ensues.
This episode is a direct sequel to G Na Bat Tuh Lea Nie, and is also the pilot episode for an entire show about Bonzi Buddy. Truth be told, this episode was meant to be called, "ARG Me Mateys!" and center around the Teletubbies discovering an ARG in the Boom Beach app. Bonzi Buddy hijacked this episode during filming and made it all about him. He is no longer allowed near the Teletubbies.
== Plot ==
The episode starts in the Hanging Out Room of Home Dome. Dipsy is seen fastening a bandage on the back of Alt 2.0's monitor. She had just recently been cured of Bonzi's influence in the previous episode. Wanting some time to herself, Alt 2.0 slumps down on a modernist couch that didn't exist in any of the episodes before it, and goes to the Tubby Phone. She finds Boom Beach on the front page of the app store, much to her interest. Even more interesting, it is free! Of course, a glitch in Windows Phone ME makes all of the crappy apps free, but she brushes this thought away as she presses the download button. When she opens the app however, it is revealed that it was actually BonziBUDDY under the guise of Boom Beach. The titular Bonzi Buddy greets Alt 2.0, does some villain monolouge, and then uses a flying surfboard to escape the phone and fly into space.
As Bonzi Green Goblin glides through space, he passes by Elfilin, grabs him without even looking, and squeezes him like a stress doll. A dimensional rift opens up as a result. Going through this rift, Bonzi finds himself at the foot of Trump Towers. A prophet walking by tells him that Donald Trump will only find complete success, "where innocence embraces death". Bonzi is highly unaware that the prophet is paraphrasing lyrics from Judas Saves by The Residents, so he tries to kill Donald Trump. He goes to the local Perkins Restaurant & Bakery and orders their deadliest pie in hopes of using it to kill Donald Trump! He goes back to Trump Towers, only to discover that the doors are locked. He goes back to buy the rest of the pies at Perkins to assist himself.
Bonzi Buddy uses his pies to blow through Trump Towers, and eventually makes it to Donald Trump's office. Donald Trump mistakenly believes that Bonzi Buddy is the Grimace, so he tries to make a buisness deal with him. Bonzi Buddy is not fooled, however, so he throws pies at Trump. Trump ducks behind his desk, and throws money bags at Bonzi. Bonzi blows up his desk, so Donald uses a gun called, "The Wallinator" to construct a new barrier. However, The Wallinator only fires six bricks before needing to be refilled, so Bonzi abuses this to throw another pie at him. The explosion sends Trump falling from Trump Towers before he takes out a switch and activates it. Trump Towers self-destructs and Bonzi has to jump out as well.
What follows is basically a Peter Griffin/Ernie the Giant Chicken battle between Bonzi and Trump. As the sun sets, Bonzi and Trump are still fighting. However, Bonzi transforms into a superpowered form using one of his NFTs. Not wanting to be beat, Donald Trump uses his superhero trading card NFT to transform into a superhero form himself! Before they can truly get the battle started, Homelander appears and kills Trump for plaigarism.
Having not used the most powerful pie, Bonzi decides to use it to rob a bank. And so, the episode ends.
== Reception ==
Republicans (including the Teletubbies themselves) hated to see Trump lose, so they wanted the episode to be banned like the M&Ms spokescandies. Democrats didn't like it either due to the senseless violence aimed at kids. MSNBC praised it for Homelander's actions, and children were confused by the significant lack of Teletubbies in an episode of Teletubbies.
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