Harold.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Let's talk about something else. 	Neutral 50 	Okay. 	
 	About those Treeminders... 	Disgust 50 	Oh, don't get me started on them. I'm liable to talk about them all day! It even drives poor old Bob crazy. 	
 	Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before? 	Disgust 70 	They wouldn't listen to me at all! If I told them something simple, then it got done. Otherwise, Birch spent a week looking for a hidden meaning. 	
 	Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before? 	Disgust 70 	Plus, he used to just pop in whenever he wanted and started chanting this nonsense. 	
 	Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before? 	Happy 80 	Sometimes I used to just sit there silently just to make him mad! That was fun for a while. 	
 	Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before? 	Happy 50 	Hopefully this will all change now that things are different... thanks to you! 	
 	Did you ever ask one of them to kill you? 	Disgust 70 	They won't listen to me at all. If I tell them something simple, then it gets done. Otherwise, Birch spends a week looking for a hidden meaning. 	
 	Did you ever ask one of them to kill you? 	Disgust 70 	Plus, he just pops in whenever he wants and starts chanting this nonsense. 	
 	Did you ever ask one of them to kill you? 	Happy 80 	Sometimes I just sit there silently just to make him mad. That was fun for a while, but even that's getting boring now. 	
 	How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders? 	Happy 70 	Oh, you wouldn't believe how they handle them. They make them drink this gunk that Poplar makes. 	
 	How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders? 	Neutral 50 	Sometimes they just go nuts and start running around, and sometimes when they wake up and see me they run for the hills! 	
 	How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders? 	Happy 60 	I'll tell you, Outsiders are almost as entertaining as the Treeminders! 	
 	Which Treeminder do you get along with the best? 	Neutral 50 	Actually, the kid is the nicest one of all. Yew's her name. She sneaks in here sometimes and just lets me talk about stuff I wanna talk about. 	
 	Which Treeminder do you get along with the best? 	Neutral 50 	Bob really likes her too, cause she makes me happy. 	
 	What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it. 	Disgust 50 	Okay, okay. Let me talk real careful for the slow folks. 	
 	What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it. 	Neutral 50 	I was once a man a long time ago named Harold. Something in me changed and a weird little tree started growing right out of my head. 	
 	What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it. 	Neutral 50 	It kept getting bigger until I ended up stuck inside. When people would ask about it, I decided to name it Bob. You know, like a friend or something.	
 	What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it. 	Happy 50 	Sometimes I call him Herbert instead of Bob, because I get bored and I think it's funny. So long story short, call me Harold! 	
 	GREETING 	Disgust 50 	Lemme guess... you said something dumb and now Birch wants you outta Oasis. Wonderful. 	
 	GREETING 	Fear 50 	You better get a move on before they really get mad and hunt you down. 	
 	GREETING 	Sad 80 	Oh great. Now you got yourself kicked out of here. 	
 	GREETING 	Fear 50 	Looks like I'll have to find someone else to help me. You better get outta here... these guys will get pretty cross if you stick around. 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	I can't believe you'd kill those innocent people like that. And I thought I was a monster! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	If I could move, I would show you a thing or two, but Bob has me stuck here. 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Those people you killed were some of the most peaceful people in the Wasteland! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	How could you do that to them? 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Leave me alone! Me and Bob have better things to do than speak to a murderer! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Now go away and never come back! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	How dare you come into Oasis and shoot up the place! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Even Bob is mad at you, and he never gets mad except when I don't stop calling him Herbert! 	
 	GREETING 	Sad 50 	So, it looks like you decided to do things their way. How come? 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	See Herbert? Now that's a nice person for you. Why can't you be more like that! 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	Look, Herbert, he's back. I told you! 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	Look, Herbert, she's back. I told you! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Glad to see you're finally awake. I can't believe they made you do that stupid ceremony. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	They listen when I talk, but they don't hear... know what I mean? 	
 	You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.	Happy 70 	Should we give them another chance, Herbert? 	
 	You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.	Happy 50 	Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Neutral 50 	No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Neutral 50 	Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Neutral 50 	What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Neutral 50 	Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Neutral 50 	I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Neutral 50 	Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Neutral 50 	What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Neutral 50 	Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. 	
 	I've got to go now. 	Happy 50 	Now don't get crazy on me and start wearing branches... 	
 	I've got to go now. 	Happy 50 	Come back and visit me some time. 	
 	I've got to go now. 	Happy 50 	Okay! Wave bye-bye Bob! Oh come one, move a branch at least... sigh. 	
 	Um... I must be dreaming. 	Neutral 50 	<Sigh> I wish I was too. Then me and Herbert could be the best of friends and live side by side. 	
 	Um... I must be dreaming. 	Neutral 50 	He's the tree, you see. We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally. 	
 	Um... I must be dreaming. 	Neutral 50 	Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny. 	
 	I've never met a talking tree before. 	Neutral 50 	Neither have I. Well, I mean I talk to Herbert, but he never really says anything back. 	
 	I've never met a talking tree before. 	Neutral 50 	He kept growing around me, maybe for calling him Herbert all the time. His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though. 	
 	Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.	Surprise 50	Where? You mean in here? Nah, it's just me and Herbert. He's the tree. 	
 	Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.	Neutral 50 	We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally. 	
 	Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.	Happy 50 	Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny. 	
 	They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha! 	Sad 50 	I know they mean well... and for awhile it was nice to be needed. But I'm not sure I want to be a giant tree anymore. 	
 	They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha! 	Neutral 50 	Well, truth be told it's Herbert that's the tree. He sorta just took over, you know? Probably to get back at me for calling him Herbert all the time.	
 	They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha! 	Neutral 50 	His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though. 	
 	So you're trapped in there, inside this Herbert... I mean Bob... thing? 	Neutral 50 	Well, I suppose you could look at it that way. See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know? 	
 	So you're trapped in there, inside this Herbert... I mean Bob... thing? 	Neutral 50 	Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside. 	
 	I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way. 	Surprise 70	Well, you're quite clever. 	
 	I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way. 	Neutral 50 	See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know? 	
 	I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way. 	Neutral 50 	Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside. 	
 	What in the hell are you talking about? 	Disgust 50 	Not very bright, are you? 	
 	What in the hell are you talking about? 	Neutral 50 	Bob, that's the tree, used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know? 	
 	What in the hell are you talking about? 	Neutral 50 	Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside. 	
 	How did a tree end up growing out of your head? 	Sad 50 	It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track. 	
 	How did a tree end up growing out of your head? 	Neutral 50 	I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa. 	
 	How did a tree end up growing out of your head? 	Fear 50 	We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked. 	
 	How did a tree end up growing out of your head? 	Sad 50 	Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff. 	
 	A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V. 	Surprise 50	Whoa-ho! Check out the brain on this guy! 	
 	A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V. 	Neutral 50 	It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track. 	
 	A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V. 	Neutral 50 	I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa. 	
 	A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V. 	Fear 50 	We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked. 	
 	A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V. 	Sad 50 	Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff. 	
 	How on Earth did that happen? 	Sad 50 	It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track. 	
 	How on Earth did that happen? 	Neutral 50 	I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa. 	
 	How on Earth did that happen? 	Fear 50 	We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked. 	
 	How on Earth did that happen? 	Sad 50 	Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff. 	
 	I still don't understand what the hell you're talking about. 	Neutral 50 	Yes, perhaps it doesn't even matter anyway. Forget I mentioned it. 	
 	Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help. 	Neutral 50 	You have no idea how glad I am to hear that. Or, we're glad to hear that... me and Bob. 	
 	Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help. 	Neutral 50 	I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor. 	
 	Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help. 	Sad 50 	Would you please kill me? 	
 	So, the Treeminders said you needed my help? 	Neutral 50 	Yes, yes I do. Or I guess WE do... me and Bob that is. 	
 	So, the Treeminders said you needed my help? 	Neutral 50 	I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor. 	
 	So, the Treeminders said you needed my help? 	Sad 50 	Would you please kill me? 	
 	Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand. 	Neutral 50 	Yes, you're right of course, I completely agree. Or I guess WE completely agree... me and Bob that is. 	
 	Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand. 	Neutral 50 	I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor. 	
 	Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand. 	Sad 50 	Would you please kill me? 	
 	You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.	Neutral 50 	So, they really need me that badly, huh? I guess I never thought of it that way. Awfully selfish of me. 	
 	You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.	Happy 70 	Should we give them another chance, Herbert? 	
 	You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.	Happy 50 	Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Sad 50 	No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Happy 50 	Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Happy 70 	What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? 	
 	I'm not the killing type. 	Happy 50 	Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Sad 50 	I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess. 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Happy 50 	Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me. 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Happy 70 	What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance? 	
 	You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you? 	Happy 50 	Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert. 	
 	Well, goodbye for now then, Herbert. Or was it Bob? 	Happy 50 	No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny. 	
 	Well, goodbye for now then, Herbert. Or was it Bob? 	Happy 50 	But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold. 	
 	Okay. Goodbye, err... Tree. 	Happy 50 	No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny. 	
 	Okay. Goodbye, err... Tree. 	Happy 50 	But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold. 	
 	Fine. What the hell do I call you anyway? Herbert or Bob? 	Neutral 50 	No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny. 	
 	Fine. What the hell do I call you anyway? Herbert or Bob? 	Happy 50 	But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold. 	
 	You want me to murder you? 	Neutral 50 	Oh no, no, no. It wouldn't be murder. You'd be doing me a favor. 	
 	You want me to murder you? 	Neutral 50 	You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground. 	
 	You want me to murder you? 	Neutral 50 	The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god. 	
 	Kill you? You can't be serious! 	Neutral 50 	Completely serious. You'd be doing me a favor. 	
 	Kill you? You can't be serious! 	Neutral 50 	You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground. 	
 	Kill you? You can't be serious! 	Neutral 50 	The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god. 	
 	Sure. Where do you want the bullet, head or gut? 	Sad 50 	I wish it was that simple. No, no. There's only one way you're going to be able to do this for me. 	
 	How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree. 	Neutral 50 	How to put this? ...I've been feeling rather "spread out" lately. I think Bob's kinda shoved my insides around some. 	
 	How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree. 	Neutral 50 	It's hard to tell where everything is, but it's always that way with one's insides, isn't it? 	
 	How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree. 	Neutral 50 	Anyway, I believe Bob's carried some of my organs into his root system. I want you to go underground and destroy my heart. 	
 	If I kill you, every Treeminder will come after me. 	Happy 50 	Oh no, don't worry about them. When you decide to go down there, I'll have a little chat with Birch and the rest of the gang. 	
 	If I kill you, every Treeminder will come after me. 	Neutral 50 	They usually don't understand a word I say, but I'll make them come around. 	
 	Why don't you just kill yourself? 	Disgust 50 	Now how exactly am I supposed to do that? I can barely move anymore. 	
 	Why don't you just kill yourself? 	Neutral 50 	Thanks to Bob, I'm obviously not going to be doing anything for a very long time. 	
 	Ok, I'll do it. 	Neutral 50 	You will? Oh! You've made us so happy! Isn't that right Bob? 	
 	Ok, I'll do it. 	Happy 50 	Just give me a little time to say goodbye to good old Bob and then I'll be ready. 	
 	Look, I really don't want to kill you... 	Disgust 50 	Of all the Wastelanders I had to bump into it has to be one with a conscience. {To self annoyed} 	
 	Look, I really don't want to kill you... 	Neutral 50 	Let's keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years. 	
 	Look, I really don't want to kill you... 	Neutral 50 	Just think about it, okay? 	
 	Can I have some time to think about it? 	Neutral 50 	Of course. I know this is an unusual request, but hey, I'm an unusual tree. Well, Bob is anyway... 	
 	Can I have some time to think about it? 	Neutral 50 	We'll just keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years... you're all I've got. 	
 	I'm not a charity. You want to die, cough up some caps. 	Happy 50 	Well, I used to carry those pesky caps a long time ago, but I think my pockets are in those shrubs over yonder. 	
 	I'm not a charity. You want to die, cough up some caps. 	Happy 50 	I'm pretty sure the caves below me are full of all kinds of nifty gizmos you could take on your way to my heart. Help yourself! 	
 	You're mostly a tree, right? Can't I just burn you down? 	Fear 50 	Oh, no no no no! Fire would be too painful for me and poor old Bob. Keep that stuff away from us! 	
 	You're mostly a tree, right? Can't I just burn you down? 	Neutral 50 	The heart would be just fine... I won't feel a thing. 	
 	I have some quick questions about those caves. 	Happy 50 	Leave it to good old Bob to get me stuck above some caves. Now my dang feet are cold! 	
 	How do I get into the caves? 	Neutral 50 	I think the best way for you to get down there would be to get the key from the one those loonies call "Cypress." 	
 	How do I get into the caves? 	Neutral 50 	There's supposed to be some old gate or something back in the other grove. 	
 	Is there anything down there to look out for? 	Happy 50 	Sometimes I feel stuff tickling me, but I think that's just Bob getting back at me for all the times I called him Herbert. 	
 	You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die? 	Sad 50 	I've been literally rooted to this spot thanks to Bob for maybe twenty or thirty years... I can't even remember anymore. 	
 	You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die? 	Neutral 50 	Can you imagine being stuck in one place for that long not being able to eat or to read or to sleep or anything? 	
 	You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die? 	Sad 50 	In the meantime, I have these Treeminders bothering me every day about things I don't even care about. I can't stand it anymore. 	
 	Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it! 	Fear 50 	I've tried to stay happy, really I have. Bloomseer Poplar thinks I'll live for hundreds of years... maybe even more! 	
 	Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it! 	Neutral 50 	Can you imagine THAT? Stuck here for centuries? I can't do it, I just want to be alone. Just me and Bob until the end. 	
 	Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it! 	Sad 50 	When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong. 	
 	I understand what you mean. 	Happy 50 	I knew you would. That's why I picked you when I saw you coming. 	
 	If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth! 	Surprise 50	Hey, I thought that too... at first. 	
 	If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth! 	Happy 50 	I had them sing me songs, I made them do stupid dances and things like that. Bob even told me to make Maple stand on his head for a whole day! 	
 	If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth! 	Neutral 50 	After a while though, it just gets boring. Then it becomes a nuisance and now it's completely driving me nuts! 	
 	If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth! 	Neutral 50 	When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong. 	
 	Seeing me approach Oasis is quite a feat for a living tree. 	Neutral 50 	Maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom, but I swear if I try I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree. 	
 	Seeing me approach Oasis is quite a feat for a living tree. 	Happy 50 	I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that. 	
 	See me coming? That's not possible. 	Neutral 50 	I'm telling you, it is possible, or maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom. 	
 	See me coming? That's not possible. 	Neutral 50 	I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree. 	
 	See me coming? That's not possible. 	Happy 50 	I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that. 	
 	You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...	Neutral 50 	You have a point there. Maybe I'm just losing my marbles from all this boredom. 	
 	You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...	Neutral 50 	I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree. 	
 	You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...	Happy 50 	I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Happy 50 	Don't worry, Herbert, he'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Happy 50 	Don't worry, Herbert, she'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50 	See you later... well, maybe not if you do what I've asked. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50 	Oh okay... I guess me and Bob will see you again soon. 	
 	How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you? 	Sad 50 	It's kind of embarrassing really. Once a year, Bob decides he's going to go ahead and start growing these weird pods filled with tiny seeds. 	
 	How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you? 	Neutral 50 	Well, all it takes is a good wind and the seeds just fly everywhere. 	
 	How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you? 	Happy 50 	I call them Herbert's Seeds. He hates that! 	
 	I'd like to ask about something else. 	Neutral 50 	Okay. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	OasisHaroldCantSee 	Neutral 50	Please, I can't very well speak to you when you're back there. {can't see the person who is approaching}	
 	OasisHaroldCantSee 	Neutral 50	Come around to where I can see you. {can't see the person who is approaching} 	
 	OasisHaroldCantSee 	Neutral 50	Stand where I can see you. {can't see the person who is approaching} 	
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