The Sonic Show (2016) High Smee (Transcript)

Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: We're your friends, SoSonnnic!nic?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee: (all together) Play!!!
Cindy-Lou Who: And Watch?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: us, SoSonnnnnic!nic?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee: (all together) They're nintendo!
Cindy-Lou Who: and one a cat in the hat presents mgm leo the lion television?
Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: and fattening!? (repeats in a loop until Sonic falls)
Sonic: What!! (The door itself opens behind Sonic) Get away from me! (the nintendo gamecube super smash bros melee and cindy-lou pleas be Sonic's friend and the smee manically laughs) I have to lose weight! (he backs away from them until he falls into the dark abyss) WOOAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!! (Everything turns silent, Sonic wakes up gasps is dizzy from his nightmare) I have to lose weight! I have to lose weight!
Knuckles: I don't know what to do, Liz. I can't get him to exercise! (he sees Sonic jogging with Tails as his coach)
Sonic: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Tails: Walt for Me!
Amy Rose: Knuckles! Knuckles! Is there something wrong? (he then sees Sonic doing exercises and tails follows him blowing a whistle)
Sonic: I'll do situps after I finish my aerobics!
Tails: And after I finish my aerobics too!
Knuckles: Uh, I have to call you back, Amy Rose. I seem to be having hallucinations. (he hangs up, and sees Sonic) Sonic, I'm so impressed!
Tails: Here I Am!
Knuckles: I'm sure you lost at least 2 pounds! (Sonic gets on the smee)
Sonic: He better not insult me.
Smee: You still need to lose 2 pounds. (Sonic is shocked by this, the smee laughs, and Sonic loses his mind, realizing it was from his nightmare, who insulted him)
Knuckles: I can't understand it! You must've lost weight, you must have! (looks) OH! I see what the problem is. I was going to set it on "Portly The Hedgehog" and by accident, I set it to "Pintsize Parakeet"! (Sonic grimaces this, Knuckles turns the dials, making sure he lost weight) You're fine! In fact, you didn't have to lose 2 pounds in the first place! (Sonic gets mad at him) But isn't it good to drop a few pounds, Sonic! (He scares Knuckles) Sonic! Why do you look so mad? Sonic! (He flees) Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! HELP! HELP!
Sonic: I should go after him, but I have some more important things to do. (cut to green hill) Let's see what you weigh, big! (An big puts one foot on the smee)
Smee: What are you? An Big? You really need to lose weight? You need to looooooooooooooooooooooo... (powering down)
Sonic: Yeah, I know it's cruel. But there's some things in this world you just can' forgive and making me exercise is most of them. (puts a side glance to the viewers)
[The episode ends.]
Category:Roger Craig Smith