Humorless Answers to Hah-Larious Holiday Jokes

This segment, featuring fancifully festive, but still clever replies to whacky questions are used on "holiday" specials of Comedy Time, a public-access kids' TV show; each answer is followed by a fact or lesson.
== Favourites As Chosen By The Cast ==
=== The Kids ===
* Alexandria-What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets? Nothing; he's a fantasy character. (followed by the moral of the story of The Gingerbread Man: "The moral of 'The Gingerbread Man' is the fact that is better to be brainy than speedy.")
* Edward-What do elves learn in school? Inventing and creating toys in a step-by-step way. (followed by facts about toys)
* Jayray-What school subject is the simplest for a witch? Broomstick riding. (followed by the following fact: "It's illegal to do witchcraft in Canada.")
* Phil-What do lions say if they eat bitter herbs? Nothing; they just growl at the leafy green stuff. (followed by the fact: "Because of bitter slavery in Ancient Egypt, Jewish people eat bitter herbs every Passover called maror; 'maror' means 'bitter' in Hebrew.)
* Sean Ryan "Sunshine Seanie" Fox-What did King Ramses say when he showed his disappointment? "I'm going to make the best of it." (followed by a mini-biography of King Ramses)
* Madison "Madi" S.P.-What do you call a carnival in honour of King Ramses? A Passover circus. (followed by the history of Passover according to the Bible and the Torah)
* Jadie P.-
* Kim-
* Nina-
* Kam-
* Forrest-
* Li'l D-
* Alex-
* Fatima-
* Sarah Whacky-
=== The Grown-Ups ===
* Principal Luna-
* Ms. Bianca Moon-
* Ms. Mila Lopez-
* Mr. Sunny Bridges-
* Mr. Barnum-Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Nobody; elephants don't celebrate Christmas like humans.
* Mrs. Lindsay Whacky-What has a jolly laugh and scratches your Christmas gifts? A wicked Santa Claus. (followed by a lesson about Krampus, the devilish goat)
* Papa Stoic-
* Uncle Stoic-
* Edward Phillip James Lawrence II-
* Edwina Phillipa Lawrence-
* Edward Phillip James Lawrence I-