Mane and Tail

Mane and Tail was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
==Description==
Eivor came across an arguing Rowan and Holger and a desperate Randvi. 
==Dialogue==
Eivor heard yelling as she entered the longhouse.
*Rowan: Push me any further, Holger, and I will make you eat that wretched hat of yours!
*Holger: Do you not know fine millinery when you see it, Rowan? I could trade that hat for two of your horses.
*Randvi: Silence, both of you!
*Rowan: Randvi, I demand that this matter be settled here and now.
*Randvi: Have patience, Rowan. There is a time and place for such disputes.
*Holger: Rowan, please. This is pointless and absurd. If you were able to see what I have done with the perfect—
*Rowan: Randvi, I beg you. Silence this fool.
*Randvi: Please, just wait. Until Eivor comes, we cannot settle this.
Eivor approached.
*Eivor: Rowan, Holger. Why all this shouting?
*Randvi: Eivor, thank Tyr.
*Eivor: I heard shouting. Is something wrong?
*Rowan: Holger robbed me! And I demand he be punished!
*Holger: Ah! Robbed is a pointed word. Does the deer rob the stream when she takes a drink? Does a cow rob a field as it crops on sweet grass.
*Randvi: Eivor , this matter require sensitive judgement. Will you...?
Eivor took a moment, looking at the throne, before sitting.
*Eivor: Of course. From the beginning, please—
She was interrupted by Dag, who had been hanging around.
*Dag: Well, now! There is no excuse too small, I see ... nothing to keep you from coveting that seat, is there?
*Eivor: In Sigurd's absence, who has better claim to oversee these disputes?
*Dag: You might leave them to work it out for themselves. But that would mean ... letting go, would it not?
Dag shrugged and left. Eivor took a deep breath before turning to the quarreling men.
*Eivor: Please start again. Tell me all that has happened.
*Holger: I will start. I have been falsely accused by this Saxon philistine!
*Rowan: A filly what? Are you mocking me?
*Eivor: Silence, please. I will hear both of your complaints and render a decision, awarding compensation if needed. Understood?
(If "Rowan, I'll hear from you." was chosen.)
*Eivor: Rowan, tell me your version of these events.
*Rowan: Huh. As you are aware, Holger and I are neighbors. Near enough that I often catch him at my stables, stealing my tools.
*Holger: Borrowing!
*Eivor: Holger, let him speak.
*Rowan: Stealing, borrowing ... my point being, I have always allowed him to use whatever he pleased. I greatly admire your Norse generosity and had hoped to match it. But this morning, Holger stretched the limits of my grace. Entering my stables for their feed, I found my most beautiful, gentle mare stripped of her tail! Bereft! Not a strand in sight! I am ashamed to say my natural suspicion drew me to Holger. And how right I was! For when I peered across the lane, there he was, gripping a horsetail brush slathered with indigo, dragging it across a sheet of—
*Holger: Painting, Rowan! I was painting! You make it sound so crude.
*Rowan: You see? Such willful arrogance! It will take ages for Aelfgifu's tail to reach its former length. I demand compensation!
*Eivor: I understand. Thank you, Rowan.
(If "Holger, your defense?" was chosen.)
*Eivor: Holger. Let me hear your side.
*Holger: Eivor, you have known me as a skald for years. You have seen how my poems bring life and joy and wisdom to our people. And you know that my work requires a certain, let us say, freedom ... to make use of rare resources to compose my verses. Often, when lacking the proper tools, I have made use of novel items. Alvis's walking stick. Tove's inks. All were given gladly.
*Rowan: You cut off my horse's tail to make a brush, you bleedin'—
*Eivor: Rowan.
*Holger: As I was saying, this morning, in the throes of a poetic reverie, I realized that my latest piece required delicate brushwork. I could have used a frayed stick, some cloth, my hands, but no ... I needed something gentler, softer. To make a perfect brush, I needed the fine hairs of a well-raised horse. And so I availed myself of a local resource..
*Rowan: You clipped Aelfgifu's tail to the rump! Without asking!
*Holger: It was early, I did not wish to wake you.
*Eivor: Thank you, Holger. I believe I understand your position.
(If "I've heard enough." was chosen.)
*Eivor: I believe I have heard enough. If you will—
*Rowan: My horse looks like a fool, Eivor! No handsomer than a donkey now. You must do something.
*Holger: Do not conflate hair with beauty, Rowan. She remains radiant. Aelfgifu's hair will grow back in no time.
*Eivor: Quiet, both of you. Now listen...
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|-|Holger is right.=
*Eivor: Rowan. However daft his approach, Holger meant you no harm and lost you no coin. The horse's hair will grow back.
*Rowan: But—
*Eivor: And you, Holger ... your habit of borrowing without asking ends today. Apologize to Rowan and greet as friends.
*Rowan: This had best be a very good apology.
*Holger: It will be! Ahem— To you, O man of horses, I do offer my utmost apologies. And to Aelfgifu, most elegant of mares, I dedicate my finished work. You are, respectively, a king of men and a queen of horses, and I exalt you. I... am... sorry.
*Rowan: Hmff.
*Eivor: Rowan, does this satisfy you?
*Rowan: As much as it can. I accept the apology.
*Eivor: Good. Then by Tyr's blessing, let this matter rest. We are done here.
She rose from her seat.
*Eivor: Return to your homes in peace.
The two men bowed.
*Holger: I will return your tools and offer you one of my paintings as a sign of good will.
*Rowan: Hmph. Unless your paintings can regrow horse tails, I have no use for them.
|-|Rowan is right.=
*Eivor: Holger. Rowan is clearly in the right. You sheared the tail from his horse without gaining permission.
*Holger: I borrowed the tail! Borrowed! Does the reality of regrowth not make this a victimless crime?
*Eivor: It is a two-victim crime, Holger. Though they are unharmed, you took without asking and that will not do. As the horse's value has diminished significantly, you will pay Rowan its market price.
*Holger: But the horse was not for sale! Rowan, admit it!
*Eivor: My decision is final, Holger. Pay what you owe and meet tomorrow as friends.
*Holger: And if I do, may I keep the horse?
*Eivor: Pay the man and be done with it. Rowan, does this satisfy you?
*Rowan: It does. Thank you, Eivor.
*Eivor: Good. Then by Tyr's blessing, let this matter rest. We are done here.
She rose from her seat.
*Eivor: Return to your homes in peace.
The two men bowed.
*Holger: Would you allow me to pay you with a vibrant painting? After all, in some ways, you helped in its creation.
*Rowan: Absolutely not. Silver is the only color I wish to see from you.
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Eivor continued into the Alliance Map room to speak to Randvi.
*Randvi: That Holger, he is quite a character.
*Eivor: I almost envy him. To see the world through such a muddy glass and live with such petty concerns. He hasn't a care in the world.
*Randvi: Let's not walk too far with that idea. I need you right where you are.
==Outcome==
Eivor settled the dispute between Rowan and Holger.
==Behind the scenes==
This memory triggers upon returning to Ravensthorpe to report on East Anglia or Oxenefordscire, whichever pledge is completed first; in turn, both are only available after the feast celebrating the Raven Clan's first two major victories in England.
If Ravensthorpe has been renovated enough to reach Settlement Level 2, it will unlock a mini event in the form of a flyting match between Holger and his brother Alvis outside the longhouse which Eivor will judge. However, if that event is not completed before this memory becomes active, this memory will "interrupt" it, in a sense. It will be available again immediately after completing this memory, but Holger's pathfinding may be overwritten to send him home rather than standing next to his brother. To complete the event without reloading Ravensthorpe entirely will require standing close enough to both brothers, and perhaps running back and forth between them, to fire their dialogue lines until exhausting all of it.
==Gallery==
ACV Mane and Tail 3.png|Dag questioning Eivor's actions
ACV Mane and Tail 6.png|Rowan and Holger dismissed from the meeting
==References==
*Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir
Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5