Mailman/Transcript

[Start at Shuff’s house. As he talks, it pans through his ceramic figurine collection.]
Shuff: Ceramic Piranha-Rex, Porcu-Cobra, Tiger-Scorp, and soon, [High-pitched] Ceramic Teddy-Butterfly. [Imagines Teddy-Butterfly, a fake version of it materializes on the empty section of the shelf. Cut to Shuff, he’s sitting at a computer] [Normal voice] Available online today! I buy now! [Types and clicks the "Buy Now" button and the item gets shipped.] Wonder when arrive. [Hears rapid knocking on his door then opens it.]
[Zorch puts some mail in a mailbox and runs off.]
Shuff: [Sees a note on his door and peels it off to read it.] "Sorry I missed you -- Postman Zorch."
[Another knock on the door and Shuff opens again with excitement, only to find that there is no special delivery but another note on his door with the same message.]
Shuff: [Groans and takes the note off of his door, reads the same message angrily.] "Sorry I missed you -- Postman Zorch". [Rips the note in pieces and dials a number.] Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up!
[Splitscreen to Seismo on the other line.]
Seismo: Hello?
Shuff: Seismo, Zorch deliver -- I keep missing. Hello?
[Seismo digs into Shuff's house]
Seismo: Zorch fast, but we Cragsters stop him with rock-solid plan.
[Scene changes to outside Shuff's house. A boulder lands in a gorge behind Shuff and Seismo jumps down.]
Seismo: Boulder wall stop Zorch stone-cold. You get Teddy-Butterfly.
[Zorch zooms pass Shuff and Seismo and over the boulder wall, and another note flutters down.]
Shuff: "Sorry I missed you." [Both glare at each other.]
[Scene returns to Shuff's house, where Shuff is on the phone again, Seismo is next to him.]
Shuff: Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up!
[Splitscreen to Krader on the other line.]
Krader: Hello?
Shuff: No Teddy-Butterfly! Help!
[Krader digs to Shuff's house.]
Krader: Zorch fast, but I have rock-solid plan.
[Scene changes, outside Shuff's house again.] 
Krader: We dig. We hide. Zorch here, we catch -- Teddy-Butterfly!
[Zorch puts in some mail and runs off] 
Krader: Quick! Dig, dig!
[The Cragsters dig and Zorch comes zooming towards their hiding spot.]
Krader: [Krader pokes his head out of his hole.] I catch Zorch! [Zorch kicks Krader's face.]
Shuff: [Shuff sticks his head out of his hole.] Catch, catch! [Zorch kicks Shuff's face.]
[Zorch plays whack-a-mole with the Cragsters and zooms off, leaving all of them covered in notes.]
Shuff: [Holding a Cubit.] Guys, I have rockin' solid plan.
[The Cragsters touch the Cubit, turning into crude drawings and crumbling together, maxing, and chase after Zorch.]
Cragsters Max: Time to crush your rush!
[The Cragsters Max transforms into a boulder. Zorch sees the boulder with a shocked look, and then the boulder gets closer, and closer, until it finally reaches Zorch, bowling him over. After the dust clears, they’re demixed and Zorch is lying on the ground.]
Zorch: [Hands Shuff a package.] Package for Shuff.
Shuff: [Rips package open and gasps.] It beautiful. Ceramic Teddy-Butterfly. I got it! My plan worked! Whoo-hoo! [Laughs, the other Cragsters smile.] Oh, yeah! [Throws the Teddy-Butterfly on the ground and his laughing turns to sobbing and then crying while the Cragsters and others frown in confusion. Iris out.]
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