American McGee's Alice vs Lewis Carroll

In my fifth rap battle, the knife-wielder from a grim-dark version of Wonderland, American McGee's Alice, raps against the writer of the original Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll, to see if the original or the parody has the better bars.
== Intro ==
RAP BATTLE
AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE
VS
LEWIS CARROLL
BEGIN!
== Beats ==
Alice: That's What's Up by Hollywood Legend Productions
Carroll: Big Dreams by Epistra
== American McGee's Alice ==
Starts at 0:10
I've seen more than you could handle before I even turned eight
Killed tormentors, rescued Wonderland, moved onto a clean slate.
Who the hell are you? A creator? Come to treat me like the rest?
Go back to making mimsy words, that's what I'd suggest.
You're a nonsense writer whose sanity is impossible to catch,
And who takes child nudes, ew, why're you snapping Hatch's Bandersnatch?
You went to Rugby, no Webb Ellis, it doesn't compare to my hell:
A Duchess, trying to eat me after stealing turtle shells! (That's just the start!)
== Lewis Carroll ==
Starts at 0:11
May I ask why you're dissing me for the norm of the time?
When I come to rap I expect to be dissed with simply frabjous rhymes!
Perhaps she's mad enough to take a crack at the man Lewis Carroll when he's on a track,
But I won't hold back, you failed at talking smack, got my vorpal sword, and I'm on the attack!
You're a far cry from the Alice that I enjoyed reading to,
I didn't invent the nyctograph so someone could come up with you!
Lass, I understand that you are haunted, but why give me so much snark?
Tim Burton got my property and he never made it this dark!
Don't need your sass, little miss Lecter, the White Rabbit saved your ass!
While you're stuck in an asylum, I'm at Oxford teaching maths!
Your Madness Returns! You train of thought has passed!
Seems when you came to face me you went through the looking-glass.
== American McGee's Alice ==
Starts at 0:32
You were near-ordained, that explains why you're 'holier-than-thou'
Honestly, compared to you, the Jabberwock seems far less foul!
Been protecting groups of orphans from a psychiatric brute,
While you're in the slums of London, ripping prostitutes! (Carroll, interjecting in the background: That's bullshit, and you know it!)
I've met both Wagner and Verne, you get excited round a dean!
Don't crack at my fever dreams! You had epilepsy!
You got into Poet's Corner, whilst my house blazed away!
You're falling behind, bit like Bumby. Shall I help you on your train?
== Lewis Carroll ==
Starts at 0:44
HOLY MOTHER OF- explain to me, what is THAT?
You can't seriously tell me that's the Cheshire Cat!
Yes, you've met famous people, but it doesn't really matter,
'Cause you're getting stomped worse than the rabbit was by the Hatter!
I'm a children's hero, you're their worst nightmare!
I'd say you're dust in the cogs that now comprise your March Hare.
You've gotten me frumious, so prepare for pain,
My wrath's worse than your Dollmaker's infernal train!
== American McGee's Alice ==
Starts at 0:53
Those rhymes were broken clockwork. You're one of Hatter's machines?
I oughta tap into hysteria and hear you scream.
A quiet, normal life's all I've ever wanted,
Bet your trip on drugs leaves yours forever haunted.
I broke my world, only I can repair it.
You're speaking in riddles that leave me aware it's
You're doing that it is I even exist,
So you have no reason to diss me for being pissed.
== Lewis Carroll ==
Starts at 1:06
Yeah, I have a tip for your antics: don't watch, run!
You've upset Lutwidge, so it's best that you dodge, son!
In truth, I feel for you, glad you're in remission,
But if you thought you'd diss me, you've failed in that mission.
Your last verse leaves you like Humpty, destined to fall,
Leaves me both glad and bothered no-one knows you at all,
But seems clear to me your mind's lost most of its soul.
Maybe you'll find the rest with a boot to the rabbit hole.
== Outro ==
Starts at 1:27
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
RAP… huh, what's this box say? Eat Me? OK then… BATTLE- JESUS, I'M MASSIVE!
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