The three little crazysponges

the three little crazysponges is the fourth episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
Narrator: Once upon a time, there were three little CrazySponges. They each lived in different houses, and you know exactly how this is gonna go.
Big Bad Jasbre: Yeah yeah let’s just get on with it.
Narrator: Ahem. One day, the Big Bad Jasbre was on a stroll, listening to Weezer for the 3483948th time.
Jasbre: Hey, it’s a good song!
Narrator: Didn’t ask. Anyway, Jasbre was listening to Weezer, when suddenly, he saw it. Three weak ass little houses, all filled with something good to eat.
Jasbre: Mmm… FISH!
CrazySponges: OH GOD OH FUCK
Jasbre: It's feasting time!
Narrator: Jasbre went over to the first house, made out of straws.
Jasbre: I'm gonna blow your whole fucking house down, bitch!
(Jasbre easily blows down the straw house, exposing the first CrazySponge)
CrazySponge 1: Damn it I was masturbating!
Jasbre: Yuck. Now get in my mouth.
CrazySponge 1: Wait wu-
(Jasbre picks up CS 1 and swallows him whole. Jasbre’s stomach now has a bulge in it)
Jasbre: Heh, it’s almost like I’m pregnant with a baby boy. I’m getting an abortion.
Narrator: Jasbre then went on to the second house, made out of gum. Sorry, I meant cum.
Jasbre: What the actual fu-?
Narrator: DO IT OR THE WEEN ALBUM GETS IT!
Jasbre: Ugh, fine.
(Jasbre breathes on the cum house, and it instantly melts)
CrazySponge 2: Aw, cum on!
Jasbre: That's one lame ass pun.
(Jasbre picks up CS 2 and puts him in his mouth, but instantly spits him back out)
Jasbre: Yuck! I was not ready for fish semen today.
CrazySponge 2: I LIVE! I LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHA (he runs away screaming)
Jasbre: Sure hope he doesn't have any children.
Narrator: And finally, the Big Bad Jasbre went onto the final house-
Jasbre: Lemme guess, it’s made out of dildos?
Narrator: Even worse… fursuits!
(Dramatic music plays as Jasbre looks appalled)
CrazySponge 3: (wearing a Roxanne fursuit) I swear it’s not a fucking phase, guys!
Jasbre: That’s even worse! Anyways, time to die now.
CrazySponge 3: Wait, I need to hug my mom one more time-
(Jasbre picks up CS 3 and once again puts him in his mouth, and swallows him, spitting out the Roxanne fursuit)
Jasbre: I’m burning this when I get home.
Narrator: And just like that, the Big Bad Jasbre took out the three little CrazySponges. But is he really that big and bad after all?
(Renaud appears and looks to see that Jasbre has eaten the three CrazySponges)
Renaud: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(el fin)
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