Criminy Cockroach

== Criminy W. Cockroach ==
Criminy Williams Cockroach is Landon's conscience. Criminy Cockroach is a criminal amongst the conscience community of Concia, a type of afterlife. Most members of Concia are the souls of pious people, their job is to lead people along the righteous path. C, Willy Roach is different, he is a fucking criminal, he doesn't remember much bout his past life, mainly because he was so incredibly zooted out of his mind during all of his life. He fucks with Landon Heavy, scum attracts scum or some shit. C, Willy Roach does not know exactly how he ended up in Concia, he is the very exact opposite of a pious person. He is a fiend who'd do ANTYHING and has done everything horrible imaginable to attain all forms of that Za dawg. Whenever Landon was appointed a conscience they decided not to stay, they couldn't handle the atrocities of Landon's mind (it's not fucked up in the gory or messed up sense, but more in a disgusting creepy weeb way you know? Like a K-On fan in their 30s you can't trust them). Criminy Cockroach loves impulsive disgusting people, so when he heard about how Landon needed a conscience he signed himself up, the weed affects Criminy's ability to comprehend the grossness of Landon's mind. Most mortals lose their conscience creature sometime before their teens, but since Concia residents avoided him for so long Landon didn't recieve a conscience creature of his own till his teens to maybe mid to late tweenties? (Idk the Author wants Landon's age to be ambiguous). Being a criminal, Criminy often convinces Landon along the wrong path, but hey what's wrong with that? When Criminy first met Landon he felt a sense of familiarity, perhaps he knew Landon as a mortal at some point? Who knows, certaintly not Criminy cause the smoke clouds from his za cloud his memories.
== Gallery ==
File:Criminyfull.png|C. Willy Roach, as drawn by the character creator
Category:Supporting Landon's Downfall
Category:"Unreal" Entities