Undeadstalker

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Undeadstalker was a member of the Kaizer Family. However, because he is a terrible person, he left the family shortly before becoming a huge douchebag. Undeadstalker was known to be unusually good at pretending he was way cooler than he actually was, causing the Kaizer family to not see the true nature of his douchebaggery until it was far too late.
== Biography ==
Undeadstalker was born in Las Vegas to two people who nobody really cares about. After that point, a lot of other stuff no one really cares about happened. 
As an adult, Undeadstalker became a self-proclaimed zombie hunter despite his horrible fear of the undead. While pretending to hunt zombies, Undeadstalker met Samus Aran. She disliked him, spurning his constant advances, and wished that he would leave her alone and stop telling her about his man juice. However, Undeadstalker used his self-created lust-inducing chemical, Aphrotoxin, to force her to fall into lust with him, and the pair had two children, named Dave and Newquist. From a very young age, Newquist was trained to be a super genius, and created a flux capacitor and internet modem at a very early age. Undeadstalker used these inventions for his own evil deeds, and many of them were never seen again. 
Still continuing his fake zombie-hunting escapades, Undeadstalker met the Kaizers on his lackluster journeys. Through his startlingly proficient ability to lie, Undeadstalker quickly befriended the Kaisers, taking a particular liking to Flashi. Eventually, Haru Mclean Namikaze, the CEO of the Stalk Market, stole Undeadstalker's entire supply of Aphrotoxin, Samus broke out of his spell. Undeadstalker, lusting after Flashi, used this as an excuse to have her killed. Flashi and Undeadstalker then "fell in love", and entered a horrible relationship in which Undeadstalker constantly acted like a little kid. 
Eventually, Flashi left the Kaizer family and Undeadstalker followed in her footsteps. However, past this point, Flashi discovered his true nature gradually, and eventually broke up with him because he's a huge fucking douchebag and kind of a moron.
== Biology ==
Category:Antagonists