Life In Jail

This is an episode of Plankton Lives With The Raw about Plankton surviving jail. 
== Transcript ==
* [Open on the Chum Bucket.]
* Plankton: Karen, I think I have got it! The machine that will get me that formula!
* Karen: All I see is a giant curtain.
* Plankton: It’s whats behind the curtain, my computer wife. Behold! [pulls curtain and a flamethrower is seen.]
* Karen: Wow, what is it?
* Plankton: It’s a flamethrower. You see, all I have to do it 
shoot it at the Krusty Krab, destroying everything including the safe 
that holds the formula. Then, with the smoke and ashes all around, Krabs
 can’t see me make my move! [laughs evilly.]
* Karen: Great. I can’t wait to see how you screw it up this time.
* Plankton: You just wait. I’ll be back with the formula or I 
won’t come back at all! [leaves Chum Bucket. Scene cuts to outside the 
Chum Bucket. Plankton is seen aiming his flamethrower at the Krusty 
Krab.] Get ready to say your prayers, Krabs! [shoots Krusty Krab. Krusty
 Krab explodes.] Now is my chance! [runs to the Krusty Krab which is now
 completely destroyed.]
* Mr. Krabs: What is this?! Why, this can only be the work of… [sees Plankton running with the formula. Gasps] Plankton!
* Plankton: Looks like I have finally stolen your formula, Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: Oh no, you haven’t! SpongeBob, after him!
* SpongeBob: [from kitchen] Yes, sir! [runs outside towards Plankton. Stops and looks around.] Where is he?
* Plankton: Down here, you idiot! Use your eyes for once!
* SpongeBob: [looks under shoe and sees Plankton.] Oops sorry. 
[Takes Plankton off shoe.] Well, looks like you’re not getting the 
formula this time!
* Mr. Krabs: [comes outside] You! You destroyed me restaurant, 
burned me money [takes out a dollar covered with ashes which crumbles] 
and attempted to steal me formula! I am not letting ye get away this 
time. No, sir! I’m calling the police.
* Plankton: Sorry?
* Mr. Krabs: Sorry ain’t getting you out of this mess. [takes out 
phone.] Hello, police. Yes I’d like to report a attempted theft and a 
destruction of property. [talking is heard from the phone.] What?! Yes, 
I’ll hold. [Music is heard playing from his phone. Scene cuts to police 
cars and caution tape surrounding the Krusty Krab.]
* Officer John: [cuffs Plankton and puts him in his pocket.] 
You’re going away for a long time, mac. [gets in car and drives. Scene 
cuts to Bikini Bottom Jail. Plankton is seen in a prison uniform. Pushes
 Plankton to tiny cell.] Get in. I hope a 3 year sentence teaches you 
your lesson. [locks cell and leaves.]
* Plankton: Well, this isn’t so bad. At least now, I don’t have to
 deal with having to steal that formula anymore. I guess this isn’t so 
bad. And I’m also surrounded by other criminal geniuses. Yeah. [Cell 
opens up.] Huh?
* Officer John: Lunch time!
* Plankton: What are we having?
* Officer John: Gruel. Now, lets go, pipsqueak. [scene cuts to 
cafeteria.] Here. [puts Plankton on chair and sets a tray of gruel in 
front of him.] Heh, sucker.
* Plankton: Hey, fellow cell mates! What are you in for?
* Harold: Well, look what we have here.
* Charlie: A freshman.
* Harold: You know what we do to freshmen here?
* Plankton: Uhhhh… Pass?
* Harold: Well, let me show you. [everyone cracks their knuckles. Off-screen fighting is heard along with Plankton screaming.]
* Officer John: Lunch time is over! [everyone stops fighting. Plankton is seen with a black eye and bruises.]
* Plankton: Help me. [scene shows Plankton by phone with officer John.]
* Officer John: You get one phone call.
* Plankton: Okay. [dials phone.]
* Karen: Hello?
* Plankton: Karen, you’ve got to help me!
* Karen: So how did you fail this time?
* Plankton: I am in jail! You’ve got to help me!
* Karen: Well, I would if I had some money.
* Plankton: Well, we’ve got to have some money!
* Karen: Well, we own a restaurant that has never had a single customer so where does the money come from?
* Plankton: Good point.
* Karen: Well, I assume you have to get beat up by prisoners right?
* Plankton: how do you know?
* Karen: You’re a little midget in jail. What do you expect?
* Plankton: [whispers] Karen, can you give me some weapons?
* Karen: Whatever. I’ll be there in 15 minutes.
* Plankton: Thanks. Bye, honey. [scene cuts to Karen coming to jail to give Plankton some stuff.]
* Karen: Here you go, honey. [gives Plankton cake.]
* Plankton: [sees flamethrower inside cake.] Thanks, honey. [winks
 at Karen. Scene cuts to the cafeteria.] Hello, fellow prisoners.
* Charlie: Well, look who it is. Here for another beating?
* Plankton: No, it is you that will be needing a beating. [takes out flamethrower.]
* Harold: Is that…
* Plankton: Yes! A flamethrower. You’re not as stupid as you look!
 [shoots flamethrower at wall making a hole. Hole opens to girls change 
room. A bunch of naked girls cover their parts. Sits in chair.] Now, I 
am the ruler of this prison and it is you that are the slaves!
* Prisoners: Yes, Plankton. You are the leader, we are the slaves.
* Officer John: Get in Puff!
* Mrs. Puff: Back in here because of that headache, SpongeBob. [sits on Plankton, crushing flamethrower. Stands up.]
* Plankton: [stuck in Mrs. Puff’s butt] I hate my life. [gets out 
and trys to walk away, but gets surrounded by crimals.] Mommy. [Some off
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