Friday Night Cranks Theme Song 2.0 (ft. Krayzed & Stu Stone)

This is the newest theme song for FNC and it features Krayzed and Stu Stone
==Lyrics==
Krayzed:
So you sit back relaxing and you be at home
you should be real careful when you pick up the phone
Cause it could be Jared and Kristin on the line
And they're really good at trolling people all the time
No question
They've been doing ths for years
Some of y'all laugh and some of y'all in tears
But there's one thing you never forget
They're the best at prank calling and you could be next
[Chorus]
Saturday through thursday y'all be waiting
Everyday goes by and you just hate it
Now it's time for Friday Night Cranks
They're the number one kids with the number one pranks
All your friends mad when they don't know where you at
But when it's all said and done, you can say where you sat
Cause now it's time for Friday Night Cranks
They're the number one kids witht the number one pranks
Jared:
It's 9 o'clock, FNC's about to begin
You can go out with your friends or you can just stay in
If you've had a bad week let us relieve the stress
Me and Kristin doing pranks that never fail to impress
Branden:
It's Branden! Stupid girls go away!
No I'm not retarded, I'm just openly gay!
Looking for kids to meet from X-Box cause I'm kind of a loner
My computer's telling me I'm gay, and it's giving me a boner
Barney:
The name's Barney, bitch, but not the purple dinosaur
I love my wife Eureka and the Walmart store
If you hear me on the phone, you won't know what to do
I just did 5 times 10 again and I got 52
Mitch:
Hey buddy, it's your good friend Mitch
I'm right outside your house because Karma's a bitch
You're little brother says I'm soft, but I'm hard as a rock
You know what else is hard? My big fat -
Branden:
Whoa, whoa, hey , okay let's just go to the chorus...Jeeze
[CHORUS]
Kristin:
We started FNC four years ago,
now we're the biggest live internet prank call show
Now we're blowing up the web cuz FNC is the bomb
Live every week at FridayNightCranks.com
My Name C-A-N-D-I-I-E-Y
Now every one grab your pom poms and lets touch the sky!
Pranking with collect calls making everybody sick
But whats the big deal I just wanna talk to Kendrick!
Its Gertrude my last name is Pooshfante
My grandsons been suck in washer all day
To make the days go by I drink my root beer
I always have to babysit MICHELLE COME HERE
Um ..Hi My Name's Michelle and I'm alone in your hotel
I was hungry and ate dog food, but please don't tell
I also said a bad word...I think it was bitch!
HEY STU STONE COME MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH
Stu Stone:
Damn Bitch get with the plan kid
Its Friday Night Cranks just stick to the pranks that the fans picked
Nothin but the best cuz the fans demand it
We blowin up man its like they can't understand it
We prankin everyone. It aint even fair son
We'll prank your grandma while she's getting her hair done
We'll getchya mother while she's getting her nails did
Tell her Daddy's in jail, need bail quick
Tell your babysitter that you got a baby sister
that's juggling knifes
That you're scared for your life
The roof..the roof..is definitely on fire
And we don't need no water we gon' burn it like a lighter
Ain't nobody safe..We pranking everybody
And when shit goes down..We thankin everybody
For tuning in Friday the're they number one show
With my man J-Rad (Whats up?!) and Kristin (Yo) OH
[Chorus]
==Video==
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