Episode 1

,This is the first episode of Muppets: the new show
Sketches:
Backstage: Scooter tells Gonzo that he's up in five minutes, but Gonzo can't choose witch tie he wants.
Opening Theme: Gonzo's trumpet shoots out a bomb witch knocks out Mulch, who is in the audience.
Gonzo's Welcome: Rizzo introduces the the one and only Gonzo, but he still can't decide witch tie he wants, so Rizzo introduces the opeing act for him.
Walter's Whistle Song: Walter sings about his talent (accopined by two whatnots), and ends with a loud whistle.
Floyd's Craziness: Floyd and Janice try to keep Animal in a cage, but Animal eats his way through. Floyd says he's so mad he will expolde, witch Crazy Harry takes this litterally, and blows Floyd up.
Rowlf's Song: Rowlf sings three blind mice, however, the rats get lost, and reck the set
A Fozzie Bear Cartoon: Fozzie shows and cartoon about the egyptians, witch Statler and Waldorf critisize, until they realize that it is about them.
Backstage: Clifford is at Chef's, and asks for fried chicken, witch Beaker sets on fire. The Teppum Fire Company comes, and puts out the fire. Clifford goes to station to "check things out". He later goes back to Chef's.
Pepe's Home Videos: Pepe shows the time his condo burned down, and had to take a "brief vaction" at Rizzo's.
Celebrity Cameo: Tom Hanks, Bobo the Bear, and Robin the Frog sing Nature.
Kermit's Scene: Kermit tries to talk about phenomena, to be inturupted by Sweetums and the Snowths.
80s Robot: 80s sings Sandcastle.
Kermit's Scene: Kermit says he misses the South Coast, but Sweetums thinks he said South Pole, and brings him there.
A Talk: Kermit talks with Sam the Eagle, who wants his own sketch Kermit Says he can have it right now.
Sam's American Show: Sam tries to sing Yanke Doodle, however Animal goes crazy and attacks Sam.
A Film by Bean Bunny: Bean tries to get in the Muppet Theater, however the doorman, Gene, eats him.
Lew Zealand's Act: Lew's act fails.
Muppet Spanish Act: Spanish Pigs in Space
Clifford News: Clifford is stuck on an island traped by sharks
Gonzo's Goodbye: Gonzo finnaly found a tie, however Cifford tells him that the show is closing,
So Gonzo and Clifford say goodbye.
Cast
Dave Goelz - Gonzo, Waldorf, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Whatnot Dancer
Kevin Clash - Clifford and Mulch
Steve Whitmere - Kermit, Rizzo, Beaker, Lips, Statler, Bean Bunny, Link Hogthrob and Whatnot Dancer
Eric Jacobson - Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, and Sam the Eagle
Matt Vogel - Floyd Pepper, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, Robin, and Sweetums 
Bill Barretta - Rowlf, Pepe, Gene, and Bobo the Bear
Peter Linz - Walter