Festive Medic

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Festive Medic, aka Medic is a mad doctor from Nazi Germany; the Festive Medic is a well-trained mercenary rented by many people for his healz. Gravel wars? Yeah, this medic isn't getting much frags. He wears protective a backpack so others don't get hurt, helping hurt others for the hell of it. He's also the guy who obsesses with the first day of each month with Touhou music. His favorite food is Desert Pig Dessert.
If you look to the right of this text, you might notice he's spinning. I added that.
After Team Fortress 2 ended, he decided to become a musician. Original music? Nah, this medic is just adding his own lyrics to Touhou music. This pissed Everybody off, but after like 2 seconds everyone forgot (Go figure.) This is how he became friends with Flandre Scarlet, the most evil Owen Was Her of them all. 
==History==
He was born probably in 1915...ish, and grew up on a dairy in the middle of when the Nazis had Germany. BUT THEN!, one day, he decided touching cow udders was gross and wanted to touch human organs which was also gross. So that's why, at age 7, Festive Medic wanted to live up to his namesake and become a medic. Via the power of the G-Man and the will of causality, Medic was transported over to germany to teach Festive Medic how to become a medic. He failed to become a doctor and so became a medic instead (Go figure.) BUT THEN!, one day, he got a call to come over to The United States of UnAmerica from some old dude with a Creepy White Van.
He became lovers with the Heavy Weapons Guy, and got married and lived happily ever after the end.
==Other stuff==
Anyway, that's all there really is to say about him.
OH! I FORGOT TO MENTION!
He died MAY SOMETHINGTH of 2014, and again on October 1st of 2016.
== Gallery ==
Medic Face looks like Madotsuki.jpg|Medic’s Face Looks like Madotsuki from Yume Nikki.
THE MEDIC IS SANDWICH!|Festive Medic can also turn into a Sandwich.
==His his singles==
File:JANUARY FIRST|January theme
File:FEBRUARY FIRST|February theme
File:MARCH FIRST|March theme
File:MARCH THIRTYFIRST|TRUE March theme
File:APRIL FIRST|April Fools' theme
File:MAY SOMETHINGTH|May theme
File:JUNE FIRST|June theme
File:JULY FIRST|July theme
File:AUGUST FIRST|August theme
File:SEPTEMBER FIRST|September theme
File:OCTOBER FIRST|October theme
File:NOVEMBER FIRST|November theme
File:DECEMBER FIRST|December theme
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