Duckman's 3rd Movie: The Secret Adventure/Transcript

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== Transcript ==
(the Paramount Pictures 2007 Logo starts at the beginning and ends, Then the Klasky Csupo rooster logo plays and then ends, and the Reno & Osborn Films logo starts and then ends)
(The title appears "Paramount Pictures presents" and then disappears)
(The title appears "A Klasky Csupo and Reno & Osborn Films production" and then disappears)
(Knives Out by Radiohead plays)
(The black background disappears in the city of New York, the title appears "Directed by Gabor Csupo" and then disappears)
(Duckman's car with his family in rides on the road)
(The logo appears "Duckman's 3rd Movie: The Secret Adventure" and then disappears)
Duckman: ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪
Duckman: ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
Duckman: ♪ And on that farm he had a- ♪
Bernice: Shut up!!!!!!!!
Duckman: Why not?
Bernice: You can't sing while listening to the stereo!
Duckman: What?!?
(Bernice turns off the car stereo)
(Charles and Mambo, Ajax, Cornfed, and Duckman says "Aw, man!")
Charles: We missed the music already!
Bernice: No! Not the turtle!
(Car screeches and hits the turtle)
Duckman: Ha! Just missed that turtle...
Bernice: There aren't any turtles in this state, Duckman.
Duckman: Ooh.... I could turn people, into armadillos!
Bernice: This is it guys, Our new home!
(Charles and Mambo says "Wow!")
Mambo: This building is very tall!
Charles: It's like an apartment!
Bernice: Alright guys, give the talking a rest today.
(The Duckman family gets into the apartment building and the door closes)
Cornfed: What?!?!? Hey! just come on!!!!!!!! Come on you dead nincompoops!!!!!
Fluffy (in the garbage container): Hello, I'm stuck!!!! Let me out of here!!!!!!!!!
Uranus (in the garbage container): Or else we need privacy to send porch pirates!
Cornfed: Fluffy and Uranus, Shut up! I'm trying to get into this dumb building!
Fluffy (in the garbage container): Don't call us dumb, Mr. Cornfed! Back to where you were!!!!!
(The door opens)
(Cornfed gets into this building)
(The door closes)
Cornfed: Ah, What a shame!
(Cornfed walks)
Cornfed: Nice to meet you, Duckman. How are you doing?
Duckman: I'm doing- (glitches) okay.
Duckman: Except, I have a (glitches) headache.
Bernice: Aw, Duckman. Are you okay?
Duckman: I don't (glitches) feel good....
Bernice: Okay, We'll keep an eye on him.
Bernice: Oh, Come on. Duckman. We'll have you some water.
(Background fades to black)
(The black background disappears)
Bernice: So, This is your new room? Huh?
Duckman: Yes! I- (glitches) know!
Bernice: Here, let me drop you off.
(Duckman walks as he had a glitch disease)
Bernice: Now remember, NO PARTY BEHAVIORS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Understand?
Duckman: Yes, I still- (glitches) do.
Bernice: Okay.
(Bernice closes the door)
Duckman: Oh my god, How religious- (glitches) I am.
Duckman: Guess I'll lay down on the bed and- (glitches) do never anything- (glitches again) awful again.
Duckman: Good night.
(Duckman closes his eyes as he lays himself on his new bed)
(The background fades to black)
(Then the black background disappears)
(Beeping loudly as Duckman's ears bleed on the bed sheet)
(Duckman gasps)
Duckman: My disease! It's gone! It's victory! I am so glad that I will-
Cornfed: Duckman, your dinner has been rotten. Go put it in the trash.
Duckman: Okay! FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!
(Duckman gets out of his bed with his blood that came out on the pillows, He walks to open the door. And he shuts the door)
(then Bernice opens the door)
Bernice: Oh my, Looks like Duckman has left the blood stain on the blanket.
Bernice: I'd better clean that up.
(Whimsical flute plays)
(Duckman checks on his plate that his food had been completely rotten)
(with Duckman's eyes, He stares at the plate that the rest of his food turned into mold)
Duckman: What?!?!? How do I do this?
Cornfed: Just put the food in the trash, Then you can clean your dish.
Duckman: Okay!
(Duckman uses a spatula to throw his vegetables that had been rotten in the trash)
(Duckman puts his dish in the sink and turns on the water to clean the dish)
(Duckman turns off the water)
(Duckman sighs)
Duckman: God, that sure was hard work...
Cornfed: Make sure that you do work, Okay?
Duckman: ALRIGHT!!!!!
Bernice: Duckman, It's time for bed. Go upstairs to your room please.
Duckman: but Bernice, It's already 8:15pm! Can we stay for a little bit?
Bernice: Okay, I'll give you 8 more minutes, and you will go to bed on time at 9:00pm.
Duckman: Oh, I almost forgot!
(Duckman walks quietly)
Duckman: Cornfed, Why is Fluffy and Uranus sleeping on the couch?!?!?
Cornfed: Because they want to go to sleep on the couch while watching TV.
(Fluffy yawns while Uranus sleeps)
Fluffy: Mr. Duckman, Let us sleep.
(Fluffy goes back to sleep on the couch)
(Duckman walks to Cornfed)
Cornfed: Duckman, What I've told you. leave Fluffy and Uranus alone.
Duckman: Oh, corny! (laughs) You smell like a wet dog!
Cornfed: Excuse me, Did you just call me wet dog?
(Cornfed slaps Duckman in the face by calling him wet dog)
Fluffy: Mr. Duckman, Mr. Cornfed, Will you let us sleep?
Duckman: Oh, that's not fair....
Cornfed: Thank god, never call me that name ever again!
(Cornfed goes to the bathroom just to sit on the toilet)
Duckman: Cornf-
Fluffy: Will you quiet down?
Uranus: Yeah, Fluffy and I had to go to sleep.
(Fluffy and Uranus goes to sleep on the couch, Fluffy fell her hand on the remote, then the MTV Channel plays)
Duckman: Oops, he-he! Better turn off the TV first!
(Duckman grabs the remote to turn off the TV)
Bernice: Duckman, It's time for bed!
Duckman: I'm coming!
(Duckman walks to his bedroom upstairs)
(Duckman opens the room door)
Duckman: Okay, just a neat nap right now.
(Duckman lays on his bed, Puts on his blanket, and turns off the light and closed the door)
(Duckman snoring)
Little Girls: Sweet dreams!
(The Little girls keeps saying sweet dreams as Duckman starts a nightmare)
(Birds chirping)
(Duckman yawns)
Duckman: Good morning, Bernice!
Duckman: Bernice?!?!?
(Duckman was scared as he didn't see Bernice)
Duckman: Whe- Where are you?
(Duckman goes downstairs)
Duckman: Charles, Mambo!
Duckman: Fluffy, Uranus!
Duckman: Ajax!
Duckman: Where are you?!?
(Duckman didn't see his family in the dream)
Duckman: He-he! Guess I'll just need a depu-
(Duckman says "Huh?")
(The floor gets broken as he falls)
(Duckman screams)
(Duckman gasps as he had a dream)
(Duckman pants)
Duckman: What a strange, weird dream I even had!
Bernice: Duckman!
Duckman: Bernice!
(Happy orchestra music plays)
Duckman: Charles, Mambo, Ajax!
Duckman: Cornfed! I'm glad you're here!
Cornfed: Thanks, Duckman!
(Duckman hugs Cornfed as they were happy)
Duckman: Me too!
Bernice: Duckman, Cornfed, I think Fluffy and Uranus is kidnapped, You'd better save them!
Duckman & Cornfed: What?!?!?
(Dramatic music plays)
Cornfed: Gotta get dressed, Gotta get-
Duckman: Hmm? Yellow or Orange? I chose orange! A-ha!
(Duckman runs)
(Duckman and Cornfed gets outside as they saw Rose kidnapping Fluffy and Uranus)
Duckman: Get away from my companions, Rose!
Duckman: We're heroes, But we do.
Rose: What?!? You'd never do!
(Rose flies in the sky to her castle)
Duckman: Fluffy, Uranus!!!!!!!
Fluffy and Uranus: Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
(Kill Bill Ironside Siren Sound plays)
Duckman: Let's do this!
(the title appears "Welcome to the Show!" in Duckman episode title text in the black background)
(Duckman and Cornfed ran to the porch door)
(Duckman opens the door)
Duckman: Bernice, bad news! Fluffy and Uranus is kidnapped!
Duckman: Corny and I had something special to do, We're gonna save this world!
Duckman and Cornfed: Nice day, Bernice!
Bernice: Bye!
(Bernice closes the door)
Duckman: Okay corny, We've got a job to do!
(then Duckman and Cornfed walked to King Chicken's red car)
(Duckman and Cornfed buckled their seat belts)
(Car engine starts)
(The car screeched to the left)
King Chicken: Oh, come on. My car again!!!!!!!
(Rock music plays as the picture of the car moving the camera up)
Duckman: Ah, what a beautiful day corny!
(Duckman sniffs)
Duckman: and smell that fresh air!