The First Imperial War

== About ==
The First Imperial War is an ongoing war between the Funny Imperium and some allies vs the Imperial United Federation. It is, so far, the longest ongoing official war in Clistory and the most difficult by negotiation, still going on as of December 2020.
== PROLOUGE ==
As the Funny Power's sphere of influence continued to grow, the Imperial United Federation did too. And although we had graciously allowed them to be in a prestigious alliance that would soon grow to be a hegemon over roblox, they wanted more. They wanted to distance themselves, and become a "serious" group. The Clowns, offended, would obviously not stand for a sudden and suspiciously timed pulling out of the group, and especially when they had admitted to using us to grow. The Clemperor invited Clesident Goliath to a Group Chat with WD and they had a brief talk. WD, intidimated and threatened by the imposing forces, ran like a scared cat out of the DM. the Clesident then, most respectfully, wrote a declaration of war, and informational posters depicting the IUF were mass produced, leading to a battle being scheduled on Saturday due to the fishes already battling the Funny Imperium on that day.
=== THE FIRST BATTLE ===
The first battle was considered a milestone in the Clownian history, as it was their first victory against a foe transitioning into the Funny Imperium, and would be a series of victories to come. Unsurprisingly, it was a resounding victory. Helicopters swarmed over the city, and exchanged fire over the trees. This would be the marking of the Bacon Empires withdrawal from the war, due to personal troubles with Oblivious.
=== THE SECOND BATTLE ===
The second battle was lengthy, and as Fat Dog Mendoza lured over the map, with drooling, eyeing gaze, the Clowns and Sponges pushed the federals out of their lands. Due to a glitch with the helicopters, they were mostly absent from the battle on both sides.
=== The Gray Era ===
Post September, during mostly October and early November, the only battles between the two sides were unofficial skirmishes and encounters that didn't amount to anything. The war was considered a cease fire until the Imperium and their allies began a campaign in the IUF-occupied territory of Haiti.
=== The Haitian Campaign ===
The Haitian Campaign was a three week long campaign where the Imperium mostly fought IUF in Haiti after the Federation recruited a crap ton of new members. This eventually led to a Funny Victory and the declared "cease fire/truce" in the Treaty of Delesoix, ending the Imperial War.
Category:Wars