Miracle Matter

Miracle Matter is some form of epic matter and Basement Cat minion created by Billy Mays back in the 2000s to increase his Stonk Market value. It can only be hit with what it is so it can be an epic troll and be immune to anything in its normal form, but it chooses not to, because it can't kill people in its normal form. He is very powerful no matter what form he's in and can kill You in a few hits or so. He gave himself a Promotion even though he didn't need one, just to make himself stronger so he can kill more people.
==Creation==
One day, Billy Mays was running low on products after suffering from Writers' Block. After he saw his Stonks plummeting, though, he decided that enough was enough, and that urgent action was necessary. Desperate to create something new, he took Mighty Putty, covered it in Oxi-Clean, then smacked it with a frying pan over and over. When he made it into an Icosahedron, Miracle Matter was born. It immediately stole the frying pan, Vibe Checked Mays with it and yote away to PWN that there Kirbeh. This commercial went unreleased until recently. It is not said what it actually does in the commercial.
Category:Epics
Category:Evil
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Guys who gave themself a promotion
Category:Guys