Dosh

Dosh coins, or Dosh for short, are are the premium currency in the hit online game Bin Weevils. Having even a single Dosh in your Bin Weevils account is a huge status symbol, as 1 Dosh is approximately equivalent in value to 1.25 bitcoins, or almost $50,000 in US dollars. Dosh can be acquired in several ways. Firstly, you can KILL for it. This has been known to happen*. Secondly, you can purchase the criminally underappreciated Bin Weevils premium membership. One of the perks of this membership is that five Dosh will be deposited into the member's bank account every day. This will immediately catapult them into the global elite as one of the richest people in the world. It has been theorized that Bill Gates acquired his vast wealth not from Microsoft, which is not actually profitable at all, but from investing in a monthly subscription to the Bin Weevils premium membership. There is also a THIRD method to acquiring Dosh. Entering one of the "mystery codes" at the mystery code reader at Lab's lab in-game will reward players with an unspecified quantity of Dosh. Naturally, this information is invaluable and all known "mystery codes" are closely guarded by the the US government. Some of them are in deep security at Fort Knox, while the rest are under heavy lock-and-key in Area 51. Several wannabe billionaires attempted in 2019 to break into Area 51 and steal these codes, but the raid was a failure.
*Multiple murders are believed to have been caused by squabbles over Dosh.
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Category:Objects with very high monetary value