Goofus Mannofus

== Overview ==
== Bri'ish Quandale Dingle ==
=== Aliases ===
Scammy Goofy. Goofy Pocketeer
=== Relatives ===
Quandilion Dingle (American clone)
Harriot Henry Fencing Paddington (Grandfather)
=== Occupation ===
Criminal
== Biographical information ==
=== Date of birth ===
7/7/1776
=== Place of birth ===
Burlington Alleyway, London
== Physical description ==
=== Species ===
"person"
=== Gender ===
BRI"ISH
Paddington Henry Mcflurason is a clone of Quandale Dingle but bri'ish. The young chap He was born in an alley way in London when America was made. Bir'ish Goofus is also known to have RANCID 'eeth.
=== Pickpocketing ===
On May 21, Goofus Manoofus was caught running thy oppositions pockets in London. Before this, he was known to have a pickpocketing addiction. He was never caught before this because he had a Perc 420-ULTRA before his steals.
=== Family ===
Bri'ish Manoofus Grandfather Harriot Henry Paddington Sr. made Bri'ish Quandale famous. This is because his grandfather robbed a fish and chips shack and Bri'ish Manoofus was a witness.
=== Shits ===
On March 28, Bri'ish Quandale made an oopsie in his diaper after he forgot to dispose his feces. This incident could contribute to eating too much fish and chips.
Younger Brother
Henvoisen Henry Paddington Chapsington XVI Bengington who is Goofus Manoofus' Younger brother is a business man who lost his job when word got out that goofus manoofus Had robbed a tea factory and Henry was his brother. Henry then got beat by the boss and other workers. He then fled the scene to Goofus' Trap Castle and wated to kill goofus. After a Confrontation with Goofus he pulled out a sword and tried to shank. But because goofus has amazing reflexes he dodged thou bullet. Before saying "Thy Bossum is conquered by no other" and pulling out a musket, Shooting 2 into his body causing him to slide down the stairs onto a concrete curb. Goofus Said "Thou Pasty Cracker Tea consumer on the curb" Henry Bit the curd and Goofus stomped killing henry. Mr Manoofus was sentenced to 151 years in Jail
== Crimes ==
Disclosure of Confidential Information
* Tried to circumcise his horse with a spade
* Domestic Security
* DIDN' SWEETEN HIS TEAH
* Domestic Terrorism
* NOT LIKING BISCU'S
* Domestic Violence
* Drive-by Shooting
* Drug Abuse Violations
* Drug Smuggling
* Drug Trafficking
* DUI/DWI on Federal Property
* Economic Espionage
* Election Law Crimes
* Embezzlement
* Embezzlement Against Estate
* Entering Train to Commit Crime
* Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
* Environmental Scheme Crimes
* Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
* Examiner Performing Other Services
* Exportation of Drugs
* Extortion
* Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
* Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
* False Bail
* False Pretenses
* False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
* Falsely Claiming Citizenship
* False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
* False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
* False Information and Hoaxes
* False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
* Federal Aviation Act
* Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)
* Female Genital Mutilation
* Financial Transactions with Foreign Government
* First Degree Murder
* Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony
* Forced Labor
* Forcible Rape
* Forgery
* Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail
* Fraud Against the Government
* Genocide
* Hacking Crimes
* Harboring Terrorists
* Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement
* Hate Crime Acts