EpicLLOYD

Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, also known as Epic Lloyd (born January 18, 1977), is the co-writer and inventor of Epic Rap Battles of History along with Nice Peter. He has been in the majority of the videos, but doesn't have a speaking part in all of them, often making brief cameo appearances. He also battled Nice Peter in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. He has his own series on YouTube called Dis Raps For Hire in which he takes requests from victims of bullying and harassment, and then insults the bully. He also started the Hopefully It's Friday Vlog, uploaded episodes every other week. He is currently married to Josie Ahlquist. As of November 19, 2013, Lloyd has become a user on this Wiki, and his account can be found here.
==Appearances==
===Official===
====Season 1====
*Bill O'Reilly
*Adolf Hitler
*Chuck Norris
*John McCain¹ (cameo)
*Macho Man
*Johann Sebastian Bach¹ (cameo)
*Carl Sagan¹ (cameo)
*Genghis Khan
*Napoleon Bonaparte
*Ben Franklin
*Gandalf
*Things 1 & 2
*John "Hannibal" Smith ¹ (cameo)
*Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock¹ (cameo)
*Templeton "Face" Peck¹ (cameo)
*Mr. McFeely¹ (cameo)
*Captain Kirk
*Himself
====Season 2====
*Adolf Hitler (again)
*Leonidas ²
*Pleistarchus¹ (cameo)
*Mario
*Elvis Presley
*Marlon Brando¹ (cameo)
*Bill Gates
*Frank Sinatra
*Mitt Romney
*Marty McFly (cameo)
*Clint Eastwood
*Robin
*The Elves
*Adam
*White Preacher in Civil Rights March¹ (cameo)
*Thomas Edison
*Babe Ruth
*Skrillex
*Joseph Stalin
*Mikhail Gorbachev
====Season 3====
*Adolf Hitler (once more)
*Al Capone
*Lilly Truscott (cameo)
*Pablo Picasso
*J. P. Morgan
*Walter White
*Superman
*Jimmy Olsen² (voice)
*Carl Sagan¹ (again)
*William Wallace³
===Unofficial===
*Chucky² 
*Sherlock Holmes
===Dis Raps For Hire===
*Himself
*Vinny Squiggliani
¹ Denotes non-speaking part.
² Denotes voice only.
³ Denotes upcoming rap battle.
==Lyrics (When he played himself)==
===Verse 1:===
This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive,
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise, bro,
But for now, just stick to editing that gay-ass Monday Show.
I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast,
Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis.
I can tell you're scared, just from the body language I'm reading,
You should start leaving, look your hair line's already retreating!
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits.
Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live.
Dude, you're really huge on YouTube, you got a great career,
But remember, you got famous off my idea!
===Verse 2:===
You're taller than I am, but you look up to me,
The guy that got you your first job in comedy!
===Verse 3:===
You a musician? That's kinda stretching.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression!
===Verse 4:===
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks,
You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock!