Alien Subduction

(AT NIGHT TIME)
Leshawna: Yo, I haven't seen Chris, Chef, the crew or the other contestants in our cabin when I got up.
Cream: WHAT?
Mac: Bloo, wake up. (shakes Bloo while he is laying on his bed) I can't find Numbuh One or Jack.
Bloo: That's weird. I was having a chugging contest with Dexter cause I told him was too much of a chicken to impress Numbuh Five and I passed out and Dexter wasn't there.
Cream: Ya, and me and Starfire were looking for twigs for the next bonfire and she was gone by the time I went to check for her.
Leshawna: Ya, I slept at 8Pm, and when I woke up. All the girls were gone. Everything is too quiet.
Bloo: Hey, has anybody seen that weird saucer thing around flying away from us.
Cream: Unless it's Starfire's relatives, I don't know what it is.
Espio: It appears that aliens abducted your friends.
Leshawna: Strange chameleon say what now?
Cream: Ya, this is Espio. Ya, one time, we were all facing off against this aliens.
Mac: Did you say aliens? This could be trouble. Oh, and by the way, before I went to sleep, I caught this.(throw Pokemon and a Sableye comes out)
Mac's Sableye: Sableye.
Mac: It's a Sableye.
Aliens: Interesting speciemen.
Geoff: Hey guys, what's up?
Leshawna: This is no time for what's upping party boy.
Aliens: Freeze earthlings and we will spare you.
Cream: Okay, how about you freeze? Youtraqua. (spell grows flowers on the aliens' heads)
Bloo: That's a freezing spell?
Cream: Okay, can you blame me? I just got this a few episodes ago Mr. I have a light saber.
Mac: Sableye, Dark Pulse.
Aliens: Protective shields on. (traps Geoff on the way)
Geoff: What is this?
(Aliens and Geoff get teleported and saucer flies away)
Leshawna: Wow, that I didn't see coming.
Espio: What are we…(he, Leshawna. Mac, Sableye, Cream, and Bloo get teleported)
Bloo: What? Where are we? Where are we?
Sue: Welcome to my evil lair of babyness.
Bloo: Evil lair? (gasps) Stewie!
Sue: Who is this Stewie?
Mac: You mean you are not Stewie?
Sue: No, I'm Sue.
Espio: (looks at book profile) Are you Stewie's cousin?
Sue: Who I'm trying to kill.
Espio: Listen, some aliens abducted their friends.
Sue: They did. Let me show you what the lair really looks like. (pulls switch to show toddler room like room)
Cream: You're lair is really your room.
Sue: Yes, my parents couldn't afford a real lair.
Mac: Sableye, Foresight.
Sableye: Sab (uses Foresight and sees the saucer above Sue's roof)
Sue: Don't worry, that's just my escape saucer, it looks like you are being attacked by aliens, but it's not.
Bloo: Uh, okay. Hey, what does this lever?
(everyone stares at Bloo)
Bloo: I'm just curious.
Sue: Oh, that's my other lair button. My parents don't know about it, but it doesn't hurt to not know.
Leshawna: Uh Sue, there is a green guy with anteneas and he says he's a pizza guy.
Sue: Blast it, commence the teleportation module.
Cream: What's that?
Sue: It's the trail from where you were teleported from.
Espio: Got it.
Sue: Hey you, you idiot, pull that lever.
Bloo: (pulls lever and a large boulder falls on her)
Sue: Wrong lever.
Mac: Bloo. (pulls correct lever and they all fall into a roller coaster like sequence)
Simulation: Please keep all hands and feet inside the roller coaster and if you faint, you can not sue Sue for any problems.
Leshawna: Oh boy. I don't like what that just said.
Sue: Well, put your buckles on. (puts on seat belt around waist) It's gonna be a wild ride.
Simulation: Roller coaster starts in three, two…..
CC:
Cream: I thought I was gonna die.
CC;
Bloo: I was never scared so much in my life.
CC:
Leshawna: I thought my life was gonna end right there. And I didn't even right in my will.
CC:
Mac: I think Sue is just plain crazy, like I, I mean Kaleidoscope.
(everyone flies off of roller coaster sequence and strangly all appear in lab coats and goggles, except Bloo who is hanging while wearing a lab coat that is stuck to a pole)
Mac: Weird.
Cream: Really, I think it is comfy.
Leshawna: Uh, why are we wearing these?
Sue: Sorry about this, my aunt Ezma is a bet of a psycho.
Bloo: I'm kinda stuck here. Help.
Mac: So, Ezma is Peter and Lois's step cousin.
Sue: I told you I don't know Peter and Lois.
Peter: Hey, name's Peter Griffin.
Mac: Why aren't you in these clothes?
Peter: Oh I took the stairs.
Leshawna: There are stairs?
Sue: Oh, they're very long stairs, trust me.
Peter: Good thing I got there quickly by sliding on the railing. You guys look like geeks. (laughs) By the Sue, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there?
Lois: Knock it off Peter.
Meg: (talks about Peter and Lois) You two are annoying. (runs up the stairs)
Peter: (sees Bloo fall on the ground and beats him up and got nervous and walked very fast up the stairs)
Bloo: Ow, who the heck was that stupid?
Mac: He just introduced himself a minute ago.
Sue: Computer, show me the security cameras.
(security cameras shows Peter walking towards the rail and sliding on it)
Bloo: Can we just go with a plan?
Sue: Oh, right.
(30 MINUTES LATER ON THE SPACESHIP)
Chris: How are going to get out of this cell?
(Geoff gets thrown in)
Gwen: Geoff?
Chris: Glad they didn't get Espio.
(explosion occurs)
Dexter: How did you guys get here?
Jinx: And who is that girl?
Leshawna: Long story short. (pulls lever which opens cage and everyone runs out)
Cream: Let's get out of here.
Aliens: The prisoners have escaped.
(alarm is sound)
Numbuh Five: Uh oh.
Jack: (opens escape pods) In these. (everyone gets in escape pod)
(15 MINUTES LATER)
Leshawna: And that girl is called Sue.
Chris: Wow, I really glad you saved us. Thanks, nobody gets voted off this episode.
Everyone: (cheers)
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