Bishoujo at the Beach

WWA Bishoujo at the Beach was a professional wrestling event hosted by the Waifu Wrestling Alliance (WWA). It was the third premium waifu event in the promotion's history, and sixth event overall.
== Background==
===Production===
Relevant Article : Waifu Wrestling Alliance
The Waifu Wrestling Alliance formed in early 2023 and reached near immediate major popularity. Their first premium live event was Waifus Collide and shortly before that show aired, Showdown in Spaghetti Town was announced as the second premium upcoming live event and Bishoujo at the Beach as the third. This event will likely feature on a beach front and be a speciality of the more heat/sun-inclined members of the WWA roster such as Duna Sands, Shelia Foster and Surfer Girl.
===Storylines===
Shortly before Bishoujo at the Beach, as part of Minnie Moo's final matches before accidentally declaring herself to be part of the WWA Hardcore Division, Minnie would face Nefertiti in a singles match. To the shock of everyone, Minnie Moo would earn the upset victory, her first in the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. Nefertiti would be incensed by this, and would lead a four-person assault on Minnie Moo backstage following this match, including Neith, Big Gal and Artificial Waifu. Minnie Moo and Nefertiti will now have their ill-fated rematch on the pre-show at Bishoujo at the Beach, before Minnie Moo officially joins the Hardcore Division. 
Rowdy Rory has been hungry for a fight ever since her losing streak around Showdown in Spaghetti Town. Following a failed ambush and loss in a match against Keron Croakie, an infuriated Rory attacked Keron, forcing Stacey McTavish (La Hija de Mighty Milf) to make the save. Infuriated even further Rory attacked Stacey in her changing room and post attack, Spaghetti Dog made the match official.
As has become tradition, a multi-Waifu showcase match will also take place where WWA mainstays who otherwise are not on the card are given a chance to make a name for themselves. Before the event, Riley Rumrunner and Sheila Foster both declared for the match, though the remaining participants are as yet to be determined.
Following Lillith's victory over Raging Red at Showdown in Spaghetti Town, Raging Red was kidnapped and held hostage by a mysterious group, headed by Senator Creampoof. Their goal? Destabilising and bringing down The Queen's monarchy through a faux trial, utilizing Red's position as a retainer to force her into being a key witness. It was Kumome Kumome who originally began searching for Red, and with the aid of Princess Knight it was soon discovered that the person in charge of protecting the coup attempt was none other than a returning Strapz, who would partially reunite The Gothfus by aligning herself with Black Winter and Zunigoth. When Lillith joined the hunt to save Red, Strapz proposed a six-Waifu tag team match; Strapz, Black Winter and Zunigoth versus Kumome Kumome, Princess Knight and Lillith, with the winner gaining ownership to the key to Raging Red's shackles, and hopefully, freeing Red before she is forced into her false confession. 
During the Waifu Rumble at Waifus Collide, Cassie Kade would eliminate Sola Fire via a powerbomb over the top rope to the floor, leaving Sola Fire bedridden in hospital for some time. While Kade would then turn her attention to the Hardcore Championship, Sola Fire would write a list of opponents and teammates she wished to be involved with, and Cassie Kade's name came up second. After a game of one-upmanship against local talent, Cassie Kade would send one of her associates to stalk Sola, and relay back Sola's whereabouts and personal activities, which Cassie would then interfere with in some way, such as having Sola banned from her a local health store, poisoning Sola's favourite fish at the Spaghetti Town Aquarium, and causing Sola's favourite restaurant to be shut down. It was only with the help from Sheila Foster that Sola would discover the man tailing her, and Foster and Fire would send the man back to Kade with a warning that Sola would be ready. Sola has promised this will be the toughest match of Cassie Kade's life, a sentiment Kade does not share.
When Cactus Jane held an unscheduled open challenge, it was none other than newcomer Robyn McDaid who answered. To the surprise of many, McDaid would go on to win this match, earning herself a future Hardcore Championship match against Jane, which McDaid was initially hesitant to accept. Upon learning of the pay increase that champions receive, McDaid officially accepted, and the match was scheduled. Sometime before the event, Cactus Jane would infiltrate Club Xtacy, owned by Jane's former opponent and McDaid's sister-in-law, Cassie Kade, where she would assault a patron and bite off his tongue. Jane then left this as a gift to McDaid, along with a postcard expressing her desire to 'see her soon' at the Bishoujo at the Beach event, much to McDaid's horror.
Ever since Duna Sands made her debut in WWA, she's been called 'Surfer Girl 2' mockingly by fans and fellow wrestlers alike, sparking the ire in the self proclaimed 'Queen of the Beach'. Ever since their first verbal meeting Surfer Girl and Duna have had a smouldering rivalry, but their divisions (Tag and singles respectively) have kept them appart. Since losing her title opportunity at Showdown in Spaghetti Town Duna has both lost and found herself again. Going on a small hiatus between shows that lasted until Shelly Shores, or Surfer girl 3, showed up and was promptly taken out at her first showing by an absolutely infuriated Duna. Before Bishojou at the Beach, Duna Sands demanded a match with Surfer Girl. Surfer Girl accepted this challenged and one upped Duna Sands, making the match an Iron Woman match, with the winner taking the title of 'Queen of the Beach'.
After their loss of the Tag Team Championships to the Tropical Lovers at Showdown in Spaghetti Town, NATO ( Miss USA and Hailey Britannia) were ready to mount a campaign for a rematch. Those plans were violently crashed by Warhorse (C.A.M.O. and Mare Equine) who explosively car bombed the members of NATO leaving both Miss USA and Hailey unconscious and severely wounded. Once NATO were out of hospital NATO's quest for vengeance ensued with a pair of Extreme Rules matches- one in which Hailey defeated CAMO by pulling out her teeth with her English Smile finisher, and another in which Mare Equine strongly defeated Miss USA, not allowing the beautiful Texan to engage in any of her signature showboating. With that series ending with one victory a piece between the teams, the two teams engaged in promotional warfare. Miss USA directed a satire of school shootings intended to mock Warhorse, and Warhorse countered with a segment where Miss USA was impersonated and the actress (Erica Wangbanger) who appeared in the school shooter film was physically abused by Warhorse. Not long after a severed horse head was delivered to the residence of Warhorse, accompanied by a hand-written letter in nineteenth-century style heavily implying that Hailey was the descendant of Jack the Ripper and that she was out to murder them. Warhorse again countered in kind, sending a fake severed head to Hailey's residence that exploded and re-aggravated Hailey's kidney injury. The day before the match Miss USA provided a promotional segment promising more violence, and the stage was set for a From Hell in the Cell match named after a famous letter claimed to be written by Jack the Ripper. This rivalry has been widely received as a 'Blood Feud' by observers, due to the ruthless conduct by both Warhorse and NATO. teams who have chosen to fully focus on harming each other before considering a run at the WWA Tag Team Championships. 
After defending her title in the debut of Nyx against Nikki Kade, three girls stepped up to take part in the title scene: Ash Romero, Amy Flame, Kelly Omega. With so many names Violet issued them a challenge, "beat each other and come take a shot at my belt." The initial plan was for Ash and Amy to face off in a singles match and the winner to face off against Kelly to decide who would be the contender. Before that could happen, Kelly was "injured" and pulled from the title scene. Amy and Ash squared off with Ash the victor. Afterwards Ash confronted Violet and the two had words for each other. Violet mocked Ash's past and her inability to make The Dojo a safe place, while Ash mocked Violet for taking the easy route by accepting Vndhulhu into her soul to gain power. Days later Violet and Ash signed a contract for the match, in fine print Ash agreed to take a chair shot to the head.... Which has still yet to happen.
Corn Girl and Steeli Yastuffi each made it through to the finals of the first ever Rookie Cup, and they are set to collide for the first time ever. En route to battling for a glorious trophy, Corn Girl has shocked and shucked the world with her a-maize-ing performances, getting a larger pop every time she walks through the curtain. Steeli, meanwhile, has made no shortage of enemies, including her opponents and non-opponents alike through the tournament. Only one Waifu will claim victory, and it will happen at Bishoujo at the Beach.
Holly/Angels
Wandering the streets of Spaghetti Town, Holly had Sapphire of the Divine Angels bump into her. After exchanging some heated words, Holly headbutted Sapphire and left her bleeding on the floor, making her disgust of the Divine Angels known (especially after having former Rookie and former friend rival Amy Flame join up with them. Sapphire did not let this stand, vowing vengeance on Holly.
The following day, Holly came down to the ring giving a passing mockery of those in the Rookie Cup that had lost in the first round alongside the Divine Angels (primarily the latter). While Shogun Aina had come out to challenge her, being one of the "utter failures" that Holly was referring to, Sapphire came to the ring with fellow Divine Angels member Lucy Lincoln. After delivering a low blow which Lucy proceeded to capitalize on, Shogun ran in to protect Holly and an impromptu tag match was started. Sapphire and Lucy came out victorious, with Lucy pinning Holly while Sapphire delivered a surprisingly strong performance and defense, headbutting Shogun out of the ring before she could make the save.
In attendance was Nikki Kade, who gladly stepped out of the audience to further punish Holly by grabbing a chair, placing Holly's head on it, and hitting her with the Kade Krusher. Shogun, still scrambling together from Sapphire's headbutt, was too late to interrupt, but ran into the ring to make sure Holly received no further damage, curse out the Divine Angels, and assist her in getting some medical help. While Holly was taken to the Spaghetti Town General Hospital, she would soon check out in the same day, traveling to a remote village in Thailand order to seek further training and resolve. Eventually, this culminated in her winning a brutal MMA match in dominant fashion, making her return to Spaghetti Town a few days later.
In vengeance, Holly Hope-Again jumped Lucy Lincoln while she was walking home with four chair shots to the back of the head, then proceeding to livestream her delivering her own "Kade Krusher" to Lucy as an announcement of her return. Amy Flame would later stumble upon her unconscious form. With Priscilla outraged by the action, as Lucy had offered her home to Priscilla once her first mansion was burned to the ground, she demanded satisfaction. Nikki Kade suggested that Amy lure Holly near the bridge on the Oppai River, where the Divine Angels would push her in, hopefully killing her. Amy, hesitant, opted to go through with it...with a plan.
She would push Holly in by herself, with her given full warning and being told exactly what she needed to do to survive. Holly was taken aback by this, not trusting Amy and instead running away, only to trip and get caught. Soon she was pummeled by Nikki, Sapphire, and Priscilla, with Priscilla demanding a 4v4 at Bishojou at the Beach before casting her into the river. Fortunately, Holly survived with assistance from the Gothfus, and eventually made her way to the Dojo where she called Shogun Aina for help, asking her to be on the team. From here, Shogun suggested bringing along Onigiri, to Holly's reluctance but eventual acceptance. Low on other options, her final teammate would be Ranger Rabbit, who had her own grudges to settle with Nikki Kade (and would also be excited to help her "fated rival").
Skelly/Noire 
After her victory against Duna Sands at Showdown in Spaghetti Town, Kuro Noire was able to retain her number one contendership for the WWA World Heavyweight Championship, and was scheduled for the Main Event of Bishoujo at the Beach against the Champion Skelly Skelly, who retained her title against Kelly Omega. During this feud, Kuro Noire used any means necessary in order to undermine Skelly Skelly's morale, including slandering her deceased mother Jeanne, and her deceased best friend Calamity Rose. 
It would later be revealed that the agency Kuro Noire worked for had the objective to get their hands on the World Title belt. That belt they nicknamed "The Golden Burden", is believed to give immense power, and supernatural capabilities, at the price of putting immense pressure on its holder. It is also rumored to bring disaster if held by the wrong hands or fortune if held by someone with a pure heart. The agency believed Kuro Noire didn't have the ability to beat Skelly Skelly fairly, and instructed her to use any means necessary in order to win. Kuro Noire, cornered, had no other choice but to follow the instructions. Matrona, Skelly Skelly's former Dojo instructor, believed her former student to be the only pure hearted girl capable to bear the burden of the belt. She contacted and offered an escape route for Kuro Noire after the event, on the condition she gave Skelly Skelly a fair fight. 
Skelly Skelly, on the other hand, was beginning to feel the weight of the title on her shoulders. The slanders and the psychological warfare led by Kuro Noire, as well as the fact Mighty Mommy was in coma, affected her more and more. While visiting the downtown, Skelly Skelly met a young girl, Maya, who reminded her of what she was fighting for. With a renewed resolve, Skelly Skelly promised the young girl that she'd win the match for her, and for all those who have supported her so far. 
Feeling that something was not right with Kuro Noire, Skelly Skelly tried to understand what happened to her. After talking together several times, Skelly Skelly understood everything about Kuro Noire being coerced, and decided to try to help her. Skelly Skelly's kindness, was finally able to reveal the true Kuro Noire, as her black stare finally shown a glimpse of hope, and tears. 
==Event==
===Pre-Show===
Kicking off the pre-show was a singles contest between Rowdy Rory and Stacey McTavish, the latter of whom was making her pay per view debut. McTavish would earn the victory in a closely contested battle. After the match, a frustrated Rory would use the ring bell to assault a member of the ringside staff, and be escorted out of the building by police. It is currently unknown when Rory will return.
Up next was the 8-Waifu Falls Count Anywhere Elimination Showcase Match, which was won by relative newcomer Jade Thorn. Immediately as the referee rang the bell, four competitors would hit their finishing moves onto opponents, leading to Riley Rumrunner being eliminated in only 14 seconds, surpassing Ash Romero as the fastest loser of a match in WWA history. Curry Girl would earn the most eliminations, as she submitted all of Police Girl, Cosmic Girl and Lil Miss Moufette in just under three minutes. Once the field was thinned, Jade Thorn would use her power to claim victory with back to back eliminations of Curry Girl and Little Beaver.
In the final pre-show match, Minnie Moo and Nefertiti would have a rematch from their match some days prior, where Minnie Moo once again emerged victorious over the huntress.
===Preliminary Matches===
In the opening contest of the main card, Cassie Kade would defeat Sola Fire. Notably during the match, Cassie Kade would hit two sunset flip powerbombs to the floor on Sola, echoing the basis for the feud between the two in the first place. Sola Fire would come out aggressive, but it was Kade's power that turned the tide. Though Sola would get an early near-fall after debuting a new dive, the 'Solar Flare', Cassie would counted an attempted Blinded by the Light into another brutal powerbomb. Kade would soon after lock in a rolling Boston Crab, only broken by Sola getting to the ropes, before hitting Sola with three consecutive jumping knees. Kade would then hit a Kade Krusher curb stomp, though to the surprise of the fans, Sola would kick out. Sola continued to keep Kade at a distance and utilise her high-flying skills, before attempting another Blinded by the Light, which was once again counter into a powerbomb from Kade. Kade would then hit another violent Kade Krusher, and score the pinfall victory.
The six-woman tag team match was all action from bell to bell, and officially the longest match in modern WWA history, as well as the longest six-waifu tag team match in all of WWA history. The end came when Lillith submitted Zunigoth with The Ninth Circle.
In the first title match of the show, Cactus Jane retained the WWA Hardcore Championship against Robyn McDaid. Both competitors would batter the other with items such as shovels and sledgehammers, and McDaid would utilise a baseball bat in a nod to her sister-in-law's infamous match against Ava Mortis.
In the Iron Waifu match, Duna Sands would hit her Beach Buster immediately, but only got a two count. Surfer Girl would then retaliate with her Emerald Flowsion, but also only get a two count. After about five minutes of back and forth action, SG would attempt the 450 Elbow, but once again only get a two count. Immediately after, Surfer Girl would earn the first pinfall after hitting another Emerald Flowsion. More outside brawling included Sands hitting a somersault tope, before Sands would earn her first pinfall, tying the scores at 1-1. Sands would soon after kick out of another Emerald Flowsion, before ducking a kick from the top rope and hitting a huge powerbomb to go up 2-1. Surfer Girl would earn the next fall, once again tying the scores with 7:27 remaining. The two would trade falls once more, tying at 3-3, until Sands would get two quick falls in a row to take a 5-3 lead, but Surfer Girl would claw back to 5-4. With only half a minute remaining, Sands would set the score at 6-4 in her favour. Notably, Surfer Girl executed another Emerald Flowsion and was in the middle of a pinfall attempt as the time elapsed. It should also be noted that Duna Sands did cause Surfer Girl to tap out to a Camel Clutch, however the two were outside the ring at this time, so the submission did not result in an official score.
In the 'From Hell in a Cell' match, Mare Equine and Miss USA would split off and fight, without ever taking their attention from each other. Similarly, Hailey Britannia and C.A.M.O. would brawl around ringside themselves. At one point, a slam from CA.M.O. sent Britannia through the roof of the cell, but a delay in the referee beginning his count gave Britannia time to kick out, and the two would climb back to the ceiling of the cell. Soon after, a huge backhand from Britannia would send C.A.M.O. high into the hair, and she too would go crashing through another segment of the ceiling, where Britannia would cover her for the pinfall victory. After the match, medics rushed to the ring to attempt to aid C.A.M.O.
In the Intercontinental Championship match, Ash Romero would emerge victorious in a fight full of stiff strikes and back and forth combat.
===Main Event Matches===
In the final match of the Rookie Cup, Steeli Yastuffi would defeat Corn Girl with Corn Girl's own finishing move.
Amy Flame would earn the first fall for the Angels with a Surfboard submission on Ranger Rabbit. Exactly two minutes later, Flame would again earn a fall with a Surfboard submission, this time on team captain Holly Hope-Again. Onigiri would then pin Amy Flame following a powerbomb. A relentless assault from Sapphire would soon see Shogun Aina pinned after a valiant effort. Sapphire would then tag in Priscilla Divine herself to finish the match with a back to back pair of spinning Tombstone piledrivers on Onigiri.
==Match Card==
=== Main Show ===
No.	Match 	Stipulations 	Time
1P 	Stacey McTavish def. Rowdy Rory 	Singles Match 	9:39
2P 	Jade Thorn def. Little Beaver, Curry Girl, Lil Miss Moufette, Pizza Girl, Cosmic Girl, Police Girl & Riley Rumrunner 	8-Waifu Falls Count Anywhere Elimination Showcase Match 	10:43
3P 	Minnie Moo def. Nefertiti (w/ Neith) 	Singles Match 	11:37
4 	Cassie Kade def. Sola Fire 	Singles Match 	12:09
5 	Kumome Kumome, Princess Knight & Lillith def. Gothfus (Black Winter, Strapz & Zunigoth) 	Six Woman Tag Team Match for Raging Red's shackle keys 	33:27
6 	Cactus Jane (c) def. Robyn McDaid 	Singles Match for the WWA Hardcore Championship 	5:34
7 	Duna Sands def. Surfer Girl (6-4) 	20-minute Iron Waifu Match for the title of "Queen of the Beach"	20:00
8 	N.A.T.O (Hailey Britannia & Miss USA) def. WarHorse (C.A.M.O & Mare Equine) 	Tag Team Hell In A Cell Match (titled From Hell in a Cell) 	10:51
9 	Ash Romero def. Violet Beauregarde (No Not That One) (c) 	Singles Match for the WWA Intercontinental Championship 	10:13
10 	Steeli Yastuffi def. Corn Girl (w/ Sapphire) 	The Rookie Cup Tournament - Final Match 	8:30
11 	Divine Angels (Amy Flame, Nikki Kade, Priscilla Divine & Sapphire) def. Holly Hope-Again, Onigiri, Shogun Aina & Ranger Rabbit	Eight Woman Elimination Tag Team Match 	30:15
12 	Skelly Skelly (c) def. Kuro Noire 	Singles Match for the WWA World Heavyweight Championship 	11:22
*(c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match
*P – indicates the match took place on the pre-show
=== 8-Waifu Falls Count Anywhere Elimination Showcase Match Eliminations ===
No. 	Competitor 	Eliminated By	Time
1 	Riley Rumrunner 	Little Beaver	0:14
2 	Police Girl 	Pizza Girl 	2:11
3 	Cosmic Girl 	Curry Girl 	2:40
4 	Pizza Girl 	Curry Girl 	3:07
5 	Lil Miss Moufette	Curry Girl 	5:12
6 	Curry Girl 	Jade Thorn 	8:01
7 	Little Beaver 	Jade Thorn 	10:43
WINNER	Jade Thorn 	 	
=== Team Holly Hope-Again vs The Divine Angels Eliminations ===
No. 	Competitor 	Eliminated By 	Time
1 	Ranger Rabbit 	Amy Flame 	17:28
2 	Holly Hope-Again 	Amy Flame 	19:28
3 	Amy Flame 	Onigiri 	20:36
4 	Shogun Aina 	Sapphire 	29:29
5 	Onigiri 	Priscilla Divine	30:15
WINNERS	The Divine Angels (Priscilla Divine, Nikki Kade & Sapphire)	 	
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