Chef Poo Poo’s birthday punishment day

== Cast ==
* Margaret
* Bowser
* Chef Pee Pee
* Chef Poo Poo
* Chef Bridget
* Chef Frank
== Transcript ==
Chef Poo Poo: It's my birthday today! I am now 9 years old! I hope I get a good birthday this time!
Chef Pee Pee: Not so fast! CHEF POO POO, YOU DON'T DESERVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED! THIS MEANS NO BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOU THIS YEAR!
Chef Poo Poo: What, are you kidding me? No birthday cake! Please tell me guys just teasing!
Bowser: NO, WE ARE NOT TEASING AND YOU WILL NOT BE GOING TO CHICK-FIL-A THIS YEAR, FROM ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU DID IN THE PAST!
Margaret: YOU'RE GETTING A PUNISHMENT DAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Chef Poo Poo: NO! I WANT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Chef Bridget: IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT!
Chef Frank: FIRST PUNISHMENT, EATING PEAS!
Chef Pee Pee: YOU ARE GOING TO EAT ALL OF IT!
Chef Poo Poo: (He is eating green beans.) I want my birthday cake you idiot!
Bowser: (He’s holding a megaphone.) SECOND PUNISHMENT, SHOUTING IN YOUR FACE WITH A MEGAPHONE! FOR THIS ONE, YOU ARE NOT COVERING YOUR EARS, WEARING EARPLUGS, OR WEARING NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES, OR ELSE ME AND BOWSER WILL HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER PUNISHMENT! (He’s shouting through Chef Poo Poo’s ears.) YOU'RE MANIAC! 
Margaret: THIRD PUNISHMENT, GETTING EMBARRASSED IN PUBLIC BY HOLDING UP THIS SIGN FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE! (The children are laughing by looking at Chef Poo Poo holding a sign that says, I'm a whinny moron!) 
Chef Bridget: FOURTH PUNISHMENT, LISTENING TO THE DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT!
(After 1 hour...)
Chef Frank: LAST PUNISHMENT, WATCHING JAKE AND THE NEVERLAND PIRATES ON MARGARET’S IPAD OUT IN PUBLIC FOR 3 HOURS!
Chef Poo Poo: But Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, Margaret, Mom and Dad, I hate Jake and the Neverland Pirates!
Chef Pee Pee: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LIKE AND HATE! IF YOU REFUSE TO DO SO, ME AND BOWSER WILL HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER PUNISHMENT! 
(Everybody is laughing at Chef Poo Poo watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates on Margaret’s iPad for 3 hours.)
Bowser: Although, you got no cake this year! You still got some presents; you can open them up.
Chef Poo Poo: (He opened all of his presents, except he got the wrong presents that he didn't want.) Barnacles These are the wrong presents! IN MY MIND, I DESERVE A CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY! ALL YOU HAVE EVER DONE IS MISTREAT ME!
Margaret: TOO BAD! We got you DVD's like Jake and the Neverland Pirates, The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That, Dora the Explorer, Arthur, Word World, Bear in the Big Blue House, It's a Big Big World and Paw Patrol! We also got your joke books! 
Chef Bridget: For that result, you will be telling us jokes at the dinner table every day, because you need to laugh with other people! It's very important!
Chef Poo Poo: But I hate telling jokes and laughing with other people is embarrassing! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE CAKE BECAUSE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! I WANT MY FAIRLY ODD PARENTS DVD!
Chef Frank: IT DOESN’T MATTER ABOUT YOU'RE OVERSENSITIVE TO HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR! 
Chef Pee Pee: YOU'RE STILL TELLING US JOKES AND YOU'RE NOT RESISTING A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Chef Poo Poo: You ruined my birthday again! I'M GONNA BURN THOSE JOKE BOOKS AGAIN! I'M NOT GONNA TELL JOKES!
Bowser: NO YOUR'E NOT! YOU ARE ALSO GROUNDED UNTIL THE SECOND PAW PATROL: THE MIGHTY MOVIE COMES OUT THIS YEAR!
Margaret: GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!