Corpse of Parrotman

The worryingly decaying Corpse of Parrotman is a noted hippopotamian politician, philanthropist and author. In summer of 2014, he was chosen the Leader of the Clan, having defeated Elpea in ritual combat.
== Biography ==
Ummmm right, *bio*graphy. This sort of language is exactly why the dead are paid 100% less than the living of comparable qualifications you vitalist pig. How about we start recognizing the dead's contributions to society? I mean some of the most swell dudes in history, such as Socrates, Shakespeare or Einstein, are dead. Some claim that Adolf Hitler is dead as well but that is in fact a propagandist lie.
Anyway Parrotman's last posts are dated 2009 so presumably he died sometime around then.
== Political career ==
While the living Parrotman ran for leader a couple times, he was never elected. His corpse fared better, having defeated Elpea in the 2014 ritual combat, therefore assuming Leadership from Talon. He consistently ranks as one of the best Leaders in polls.
Category:Corpses of FPH Templars
Category:Dead People