Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day (Epilogue)

Epilogue is the fourth and last chapter of Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "St. Ogre's Day".
==Plot==
(Back at the Leprechaun Village, Shrek and his friends watch the leprechauns chanting by holding lot of shamrocks on their hands and celebrate with magic in the air)
*Shrek: Ah. A party that these wise guys will love.
*Coco: Partying never stops 'til the day we catch a break.
*Fiona: What could possibly go wrong?
*Shrek: Nothing. The party never stops 'til we catch a break.
*Aku Aku: *watch over the sky and realize the Kung Klan Korce's arrival* We are facing a intruder!
*Zip: What? I can't hear you!
*AKu Aku: Get down!
*Zip: Whoa! *he and his friends get down as the clan arrives to invade the village*
*Pop: Tyrants!
*Shrek: They're back! And they're burning down the village!
*Puss in Boots: We have to stop them! We cannot let them burn the village with the power of their hatred!
*Kitty: We'll get rid of those thieves. *fight the Kung Klan Korce*
*Donkey: I'm kicking their butts on the way. *knock out the hooded robe members* Yee-haw! Touchdown! Come on! You aren't scared of a talking donkey, are you?
*Crash: *spin and knock all the hooded robe members out*
*Fiona: Shrek, you can still roar, right?
*Shrek: I know I can roar. I can scare all the members out in few seconds. *roar at the Kung Klan Korce*
*Bang: The roar is too effective.
*Rust: We're not giving up for nothing.
*Shrek: It's not working. *keep roaring*
*Aku Aku: Your roar is too weak!
*Shrek: It's suppose to be like that. Also, this is my voice and roar! *keep roaring*
*Khan: *shoot arrows at Shrek*
*Shrek: Ah! I think I ate a lot of pancakes this morning. *trip down*
*Fiona: Shrek!
*Khan: Destroy the village! *his group shoot TNT bombs to destroy the trees as well bombing the houses with the leprechauns running away*
*Aku Aku: Oh no! *get captured on a cage by Bang*
*Bang: Gotcha! I got the mask!
*Coco: What are we gonna do?
*Crash: *run and beat up every member of the Kung Klan Korce until Khan shoot him with the arrow with Crash falling down while asleep with Khan grabbing Crash on the ground*
*Coco: Oh Crash...
*Crunch: Oh man... We're too late.
*Tawna: Wake up, bandicoot!
*Crash: Uh...... *his eyes close after getting shot*
(After the invasion in the Leprechaun Village, Shrek, Crash and Aku Aku were kidnapped as they wake up on the Kung Klan Korce lair, in a hut full of hooded robe tyrants as Shrek wake up and realize he's trapped with his allies, strapped on a T-stand statue with a big fire being burnt on a stack of broken logs)
*Shrek: Whoa! Aah! What happen? What happen to my family? Where's my friends? *shocked at Crash* Oh, Crash. I didn't see you there. Where did everybody go?
*Crash: *dizzy*
*Shrek: Crash, you're okay. Aku Aku, what happen? Where Fiona, Coco and the others?
*Aku Aku: Fiona and the others are doing okay. Lately, we were kidnapped and tied up on a T-stand statue. Look where we are right now.
*Shrek: Huh?
*Khan: *hit the swords to chant with his group*
*Shrek: Oh no! Not the Kung Klan Korce! I gotta get outta here!
*Aku Aku: I told you we were going to be kidnapped and get trapped in some clan group, using us as the victims to be targeted and shot! This is not good.
*Khan: Hello Shrek. After a whole day of taking you down, I have finally strive my second chance and manage to defeat you and kidnap you for the face of your execution.
*Shrek: Execution?! No! Even worse than that with the power of torture!
*Crash: Aah!
*Aku Aku: Why won't my magic work while strapped on the wall?!
*Everyone: *laugh at Shrek, Crash and Aku Aku*
*Shrek: This is not funny, Khan! You better get us out of your hut or else, i'm disbanding the group!
*Khan: There are no rules on the clan and no disbanding will ever happen in a hundred years.
*Shrek: You monster. You took my family. Took my life and took the kingdom of Far Far Away, worse than Rumpel!
*Khan: Oh, I got special guests and they're right here with me, secretly working with them for the plan to take over the world.
*Cortex: *evil laugh* Shrek, Crash, Aku Aku. We're here at last for you.
*Aku Aku: You got to be kidding us.
*Shrek: Them. That's the army of Cortex! They told you to attack the carnival and our lives the whole time?!
*Rumpelstiltskin: In other words, you are correct! We send them over to invade the carnival and try to assassinate you down! You survived and made us let down the clan!
*Shrek: Rumpel, you know their crimes are worse than your actions with your magic contracts turning into tricks.
*Rumpelstiltskin: You maniac! If I were to give you a magic contract right away, you disappear just like the king and queen in the Ogre for a Day universe!
*Shrek: I've been to worse visions and nightmares.
*N. Tropy: Look at the poor fellows struggling to get out.
*Ripper Roo: *laugh and jump around*
*N. Gin: We will hunt their souls for dinner!
*Nina: Poor souls left to be taken.
*N. Brio: Oh man. They're never getting out of the strap.
*Tiny: Tiny laughing. *laugh*
*Dingodile: Somebody's gonna burn the smoke of meat tonight.
*Shrek: What is your problem? Why are you doing this for?!
*Khan: For years, we have encounter places with our own agenda, helping other crime groups and armies to invade some parts of the world, especially my clan. *have a flashback in China with the hooded robes holding their swords with the samurais as they clash in with the other armies in war as while in Japan by shooting bombs at the buildings with Khan holding a sword by slashing a troll on the top of the building*
*Shrek: You, sir. Got no taste in fairy tales.
*Khan: That's what we're built for. You snooze, or you lose.
*Shrek: You got me both sick on those words. Let me out and change your ways.
*Khan: Never. I'm the kind of person who should have known a ogre should stay away from people as they live alone and scare out strangers that are threating their own properties in the woods. You should have learned your lesson the first time you became famous for saving a princess out of the castle.
*Shrek: If you know my history, then I'm gonna erase your history out of your clan! But first, let me get out. *try to get out of the statue by pulling the rope strapping on him*
*Khan: What are you doing?
*Shrek: I'm getting out of here! You watch me escape and you scream for your life.
*Aku Aku: Shrek, you're going to get yourself killed.
*Shrek: It's okay Aku Aku. I got this. I can handle it myself.
*Uka Uka: Emergency!
*Cortex: Don't let the ogre escape.
*Rumpelstiltskin: Kill him! We're running out of time!
*Shrek: *roar as he break out of the statue to prevent getting killed by swords and pitchforks being thrown by the clan* Yeah! I'm out!
*Khan: Are you kidding me?!
*Shrek: *rescue Aku Aku by cutting the rope* There you go Aku Aku.
*Aku Aku: Thank you very much, ogre. *use his magic to free Crash by removing the rope.
*Shrek: No. Thank you!
*Khan: Cut their heads off!
*Shrek: *see the clan going after him as he hold a torch to back off the clan* Back off! Back off! Leave my friends alone!
*Fiona: *show up with the gang* Shrek!
*Shrek: Fiona! Thank god you're still alive!
*Coco: We saw you getting kidnapped. We were all fine and found a way to rescue you guys out of here.
*Shrek: We saved ourselves. You guys were too late.
*Crunch: We're never late for anything.
*Tawna: Better late than ever.
*Donkey: My best friend! *hug Shrek*
*Shrek: Donkey, stop it! I just got saved.
*Donkey: Oh, how much I missed you! Those bullies will pay for their actions for torturing you!
*Puss in Boots: You are free at last.
*Kitty: That's a whole lot of bad people on the group.
*Coco: Cortex? Rumpelstiltskin?
*Cortex: *laugh* We were behind the clan's order to get rid of you.
*Rumpelstiltskin: This is for the day we lost our chance on taking over Far Far Away.
*Crunch: Oh come on! Now we got more villains to fight?
*Bang: You're going down!
*Rust: Those killers won't stand a chance on saving their world.
*Dust: Doesn't look healthy to me.
*Zip: Oh it's on! Beating punishment!
*Shrek: Now that you tried to trap us and kill us for your propaganda, we're going to shut down this clan team and bring back the magic the leprechaun had in the first place.
*Cortex: No! I can't lose again! I hate losing and letting down all of my people in one army. That's it! Kill them all!
*Fiona: It's super slam time.
*Puss in Boots: This means war.
*Kitty: Charge!
(The background song "I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That" by Elton John plays as Shrek and Crash's group begin to clash with the army of Cortex and the Kung Klan Korce as Aku Aku laser at Uka Uka with Crash fighting against Cortex with Coco beating up Nina with Crunch fighting both Tiny and Koala Kong with Shrek fighting each member of the Kung Klan Korce with everyone else)
*Puss in Boots: We'll claw them out.
*Kitty: Roger that, if we were riding a plane. *fight the clan people*
*Komodo Joe: *throw many swords* Time for a cut!
*Komodo Moe: Surrender to the Komodo Brothers!
*Tawna: Not anymore! *throw two swords at the Komodo Brothers*
*Komodo Joe: Ooh. My belly. *faint down*
*Komodo Moe: Not on the chest. *faint down*
*Donkey: *knock out the clan people* Yeah! Kick some butt! *look at Fake Crash* Oh hey Crash. Oh wait, you're not Crash. What are you?
*Fake Crash: *pick his nose*
*Donkey: You're a fake! *knock out Fake Crash*
*Pinstripe: *use his rifle gun to shoot everywhere* Die you rascals!
*Zip: Aah! *use a beer cup to hit Pinstripe*
*Fiona: *knock out N. Brio and N. Gin and beat up a clan person*
*Bang: Let's go! We're losing it!
*Rust: Keep your sword on.
*Shrek: *fight off Bang, Rust and Dust*
*Rust: You're not faster than a chipmunk.
*Shrek: Nah uh. *punch Rust and kick Bang*
*Dust: What did you do to my twin brother?
*Shrek: Oh, you'll see. *punch Dust*
*Crunch: *knock out Tiny and Koala Kong* Punishment is serve!
*Dingodile: *load his flamethrower* Wanna turn into a bandicoot fry, huh?
*Crunch: Not today. *punch Dingodile*
*Tiny: Aah! *scratch Crunch*
*Crunch: Ooh. The scratches hurt.
*Tiny: Ha ha ha. Prepare to be sliced in orange slices. *get punched by Crunch*
*Koala Kong: *bang his hands* You're mean!
*Crunch: Who's mean? Me or you?
*Koala Kong: *scream and knock out Crunch*
*Tawna: I got his back! *shoot three arrows at Koala Kong's butt*
*Koala Kong: Arrgg! Not on the booty! *trip down*
*Crunch: Thanks Tawna.
*Tawna: Any time. *hold up Crunch by the hand*
*Rumpelstiltskin: This ends here, Shrek!
*Shrek: You always lose and always will. *jump and slam on Rumpelstiltskin*
*Rumpelstiltskin: Oof! Get off my back!
*Shrek: Sorry Rumpel. That's what happen when you can't handle your feeling seriously.
*Rumpelstiltskin: I learned my lesson, I learned my mistake!
*Puss in Boots: *surrounded by clan people* We're dead meat.
*Kitty: Oh, dead chicken.
*Khan: Here kitty kitty. Don't be scared of the dark.
*Kitty: Do the cute face.
*Puss in Boots: The cute face? With the cute eyes? Fine. I'll go with that. *his eyes make a cute face with Kitty doing the same*
*Khan: *with everyone* Aw. Look at them, they're so cute.
*Puss in Boots and Kitty: *jump and attack the Kung Klan Korce after tricking them and ripping off their clothes*
*Khan: We were robbed!
*Shrek: *fight N. Tropy* Didn't your mother tell you to play with your own food?
*N. Tropy: No. My father told me to kill some tyrants from messing up time. Like you! *knock out Shrek*
*Shrek: Oh! That hurts! You know what? You're getting bummed. *grab N. Tropy's fork*
*N. Tropy: That's my fork! *knock out N. Tropy with the fork* You ogre!
*Shrek: And that's about it.
*Cortex: You're a fool! Now you're going to pay for your mistakes!
*Shrek: Crash, bang him with the coconut!
*Crash: *bang Cortex with a coconut as requested* Ah ha.
*Shrek: Perfect-o! Just like I requested.
*Cortex: *dizzy* I hate bandicoots and ogres.
*Ripper Roo: *jump around and get tripped by a broken log*
*Shrek: This count to the two target people left to fight.
(The background song end as Aku Aku and Uka Uka blast themselves from the laser attack as the wind beam the whole group together with magic being spread all over in the sky with Shrek, Crash and the others having no chance to beat Khan)
*Shrek: Oh no! Aku Aku!
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Fiona: Where's the mask?
*Zip: The big laser blast him and his evil brother out of the attack which led the big wind to beam us down like a sonic boom.
*Shrek: We have a chance to beat the last member of the Kung Klan Korce and make them go away.
*Khan: Prepare for a head chop, ogre. *hold a rope to choke on Shrek*
*Shrek: Aah! Not on my mole. *rip a rope and hold a sword to fight Khan* Fear me, if you dare.
*Puss in Boots: He said my line!
*Kitty: Lucky you.
*Khan: I fear you when you are here like most ogres in the swamp. *jump and slash Shrek's back*
*Shrek: Gah! It hurts! *spin to hit Khan*
*Khan: Not on the triangle!
*Coco: Ha! He did our spin.
*Crash: He he.
*Fiona: Still learning how to do the bandicoot spin.
*Khan: Get over here ogre, i'm not finish messing with you yet.
*Shrek: Wait 'til you see for yourself. *punch Khan*
*Khan: Monster!
*Shrek: The villagers call me a monster. So does you. *pinch Khan*
*Khan: Ah. Ogres!
*Shrek: Now that you tried to destroy the leprechaun village, I'll destroy your precious home! *push Khan to the grave*
*Fiona: Go Shrek!
*Khan: You have only not just disband my clan, but you ruined my chance of taking over the whole world.
*Shrek: You won't take over the whole world as you used to on playing cards. *punch Khan*
*Khan: *jump and kick Shrek*
*Crash: Aah!
*Aku Aku: Come on Shrek. Do it for the people.
*Shrek: *scream and smash Khan*
*Khan: *hold his sword and slash Shrek*
*Shrek: Aah. It hurts! *destroy the sword*
*Khan: You just destroy my sword. *hold another sword* Now I hold another one to get rid of your bare hands.
*Shrek: *grab Khan's sword* Not a chance. *head bump Khan*
*Crunch: Holy crunch!
*Khan: Look what you done to my shirt.
*Shrek: That's not a shirt. It's a robe. *rip a part of a robe from Khan*
*Khan: You almost rip my robe!
*Shrek: This is your last straw! *punch Khan by ripping the other robe part*
*Khan: *hold a knife* That's it ogre. I had enough of your games! You're finished! *try to kill Shrek*
*Shrek: *hold Khan's arm to prevent on getting killed* You got a problem with ogres, son? *rip Khan's hooded robe*
*Donkey: He's a human!
*Puss in Boots: They're all humans, but still thieves!
*N. Tropy: There is no need to call us thieves when we're destroying places in the world.
*Khan: Aah! *get punched by Shrek*
*Shrek: This is the part where you run away. You cannot run a clan on killing ogres and other creatures anymore. Now go!
*Fiona: Shrek!
*Tawna: Do the roar!
*Shrek: *roar to scare all the Kung Klan Korce members out of the way*
*Bang: Ogre!
*Rust: Scary ogre!
*Dust: Run!
*Khan: *he and his friends run away from Shrek's roar* You'll pay! You'll pay!
*N. Gin: It's a big roar!
*N. Brio: I'm telling you man. It's going to blow us away!
*Shrek: *his roar blast all of the army of Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin away to the sky as he stop roaring to calm himself*
*Donkey: Shrek? Are you okay?
*Fiona: Don't freak out.
*Shrek: I never been any better. *fall down*
*Coco: Not again.
*Zip: This ogre got a long day and ended his journey with his last fight.
*Shrek: *get up and laughing* I'm messing with ya. We saved the night by defeating all the bad people.
*Fiona: Shrek.
*Crunch: We won at last!
*Everyone: *cheer for Shrek*
*Shrek: *laugh* I disband the Kung Klan Korce myself.
*Fiona: I know what you did Shrek.
*Puss in Boots: You own a medal.
*Kitty: Well done. It seem that the life of crime has put to an pause.
*Donkey: My man!
*Crash: Ah ha!
*Coco: Way a go buddy.
*Tawna: You saved all of the magic.
*Zip: No clan is gonna stop us to ruin all of our nights.
*Aku Aku: *grow his eyes and he float into the sky to unleash all the magic in the world by restoring everything back and rebuilding parts of the world that were damaged by the clan earlier*
*Shrek: Wow. Look at all the magic.
*Fiona: All the magic has been restored to the world.
*Tawna: We're going to have a field day with this one.
*Aku Aku: It is I, Aku Aku. I have finally returned by bringing back all the power of magic that were caused by the clan in the past few days.
*Shrek: Perfect timing to let these criminals go when the mask had the time to wake up.
*Coco: The leprechauns are going to love what we have done tonight.
*Zip: This calls for a feast.
(After the battle with the Kung Klan Korce and the defeat of the army of Cortex with Rumpelstiltskin, Shrek and Crash's gang return to the leprechaun village to inform all the leprechauns that they have brought all the magic back in the world)
*Shrek: Attention all leprechauns, we have returned! Also, we brought back all the magic that were stolen or destroyed by the Kung Klan Korce earlier.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: Also, it's St. Patrick's Day. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the holiday by gathering around and cherish the joy of good luck.
*Pop: You did it you guys! You finally defeated the Kung Klan Korce. I'm very proud of you guys. You all deserve a booze. Give them a booze!
*Crazy Larry: I'm going crazy! Ya!!!
*Kip: Oh Larry.
*Zip: That's my friends. Bring in the cream soda, will ya?
*Leprechauns: *give a booze of cream soda to everyone*
*Fiona: Cream soda?
*Crunch: We really deserve a nice well beverage.
*Puss in Boots: I would have preferred chocolate leche. But this soda taste the charm in grape.
*Kitty: It feels a lot like tasting ice cream while mixing with soda.
*Crash: *drink some cream soda* Ooh.
*Aku Aku: Everyone deserve a bunch of cream soda. Now with wumpa fruit flavor added! *add some wumpa fruit flavor in all the cream sodas*
*Shrek: Huh? Did my drink feel a little spice mix? *drink some cream soda to taste the wumpa fruit flavor* It got the flavor of a wumpa fruit.
*Fiona: I can taste it Shrek. You're not the only one.
*Shrek: I know there's always something in magic.
*Tawna: Magic always work with spice.
*Coco: It's still cream soda after all.
*Donkey: I wish they can make a waffle flavor on the cream soda.
*Shrek: Really Donkey? Waffles and soda don't mix!
*Donkey: Then how come a apple mix with a soda like mixing coconuts to make Piña Coladas like getting caught in the rain?
*Shrek: That's not a soda.
*Zip: My people. You are hailed as heroes of Far Far Away and all the fairy tale worlds!
*Shrek: I knew we would be hailed as heroes after saving the magic not just from the leprechauns. From all the fairy tale worlds on this green planet.
*Crash: He he. *thumbs up*
*Coco: We really rock.
*Shrek: Great day for everyone. Guess what? We're going to have a big party when we return to Far Far Away.
*Fiona: The line for the concerts are going to be crazy.
*Coco: Fangirls will be screaming right into our faces.
*Zip: Who is hosting a concert tonight?
*Tawna: We got big plans.
*Puss in Boots: We're going to invite a lot of people over to Far Far Away and you guys are coming along.
*Zip: Ah ha! Now we're lucky. Glad I'm not the only leprechaun around to celebrate with you guys.
*Kitty: Don't be a wuss. We two are not the only cats around.
*Puss in Boots: All the cats are pretty much sleeping back at the bar at San Ricardo and some are resting in the Far Far Away Animal Hospital.
*Crunch: We will also invite a few friends over from the Wumpa Islands as planned.
*Aku Aku: Bring in the jazz.
*Shrek: I believe. We believe. This rhymes with some pop. *wink eye*
(Shrek and Crash's gang return to Far Far Away with the leprechauns as a big party is being held at night to celebrate the defeat of the Kung Klan Korce. Many of the invites from the Wumpa Islands include Polar, Pura, Farmer Ernest and Papu Papu's gang joining along to celebrate with Shrek and Crash's gang with a concert being held by Wrong Direction and BTS/Bongton Boys)
*Director: Ladies and gentlemen! People of Far Far Away! Tonight is our day to celebrate with the defeat of the Kung Klan Korce. We still be having a concert with Wrong Direction and the Bongton Boys. Also, we have Shrek and Crash's friends joining with us for the big show. Give it around a applause for a big concert in the making!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: It's party time everybody.
*Coco: One, two, three.
*Donkey:
Girl, I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you
I buy you champagne and roses, put diamonds on your finger
Diamonds on your finger
Still you hang out all night
What am I to do?
*Shrek:
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
*Coco: She parties all the time, ooh hoo.
*Wrong Direction: Uh oh. Uh ohhh.
*Tawna:
Party all the time
She likes to party all the time, party all the time, ooh hoo
Party all the time, she likes to party all the time
Party all the time
*Puss in Boots:
Girl, I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing
You give your number to every man you see
You never come home at night because you're out romancing
I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me
*Mr. Tenkins: Ah yeah! Tune up the beat!
*Lillian: I love my people.
*Shrek:
But my girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
*Donkey:
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time, yeah
*Crunch:
She likes to party all the time
Ooh ooh, hoo hoo hoo
*Dragon: *dance with the Dronkeys flying all over her*
*Shrek:
She likes to party all the time
She lets her hair down
She likes to party down
She likes to party
She likes to party down
*Donkey: Oh ooh, hoo hoo hoo.
*BTS: Uh uh, uh uh ohhh!
*Shrek: Party all the time, oh, now get down and party, yeah.
*Parry: It is time for the best song ever in Far Far Away!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Parry:
Maybe it's the way she walked, wow
Straight into my heart and stole it
Through the doors and past the guards, wow
Just like she already owned it
*Yazn: 
I said, "can you give it back to me?"
She said, "never in your wildest dreams"
*Everyone:
And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line, now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
*Donkey:
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes, ooh
*Touis:
Said her name was Georgia Rose, wow
And her daddy was a dentist
Said I had a dirty mouth, I got a dirty mouth
But she kissed me like she meant it
*Fiam:
I said, "can I take you home with me?"
She said, "never in your wildest dreams"
*Everyone:
And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line, now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
*Donkey:
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes, ooh
*Shrek:
You know, I know, you know I'll remember you
And I know, you know, I know you'll remember me
And you know, I know, you know I'll remember you
And I know, you know, I hope you'll remember
How we danced, how we danced, one, two, one, two, three
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *dance as Lillian, Tawna and Coco hold them while learning to dance*
*Everyone:
How we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line, now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night, we danced, we danced
To the best song ever, it goes something like, yeah
And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line, now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
*Donkey:
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes, ooh
*Fall:
Best song ever
It was the best song ever
It was the best song ever
It was the best song ever
*Coco: Best song ever.
*Y: Oh we got another. Fairy Tales With Luv everybody. Let's go!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Fiona: Woo!
*Coco: It's Bongton time.
*Everyone:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
*Y:
I'm curious about you, how's your day?
Oh, tell me, Oh yeah oh yeah, ah yeah ah yeah
What makes you happy?
Oh, text me. Oh yeah oh yeah, oh yeah oh yeah
*Shrek:
Your every picture
I wanna have under my pillow, oh, oh bae
Come be my teacher
Teach me everything about you
Your one, your two
*Fiona:
Listen my my baby
I'm flying high up in the sky
With the two wings that you gave me back then
Now it's so high up here
I want you tuned in to my eyes
Yeah, you makin' me a boy with luv
*Everyone:
Oh my, my, my, uh, oh my, my, my
I've waited all my life
I want to be with you through everything
Oh my, my, my, yeah, oh my, my, my
Looking for something right
Okay, now, I kinda get it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I want something stronger, I want it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Than a moment, than a moment, love
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I have waited longer
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
For a fairy tale with, for a fairy tale with luv
*Tawna:
From the moment I met you, ya, my life was all you, ya
You’re the star that turns ordinaries into extraordinaries, oh yeah
One after another ay, ay, everything is special ay, ay
The things you’re interested in, the way you walk or talk, and every little trivial habit of yours
*K-Hope:
Hope world, ay
Everyone says that I used to be so little and now I became a hero, Oh no
I say that something like destiny was never my thing, Oh no
World peace, No way
A great order, No way
I just want to keep you safe
Fairy Tale with luv
*Sugar:
Listen my my baby
I'm flying high up in the sky
With the two wings that you gave me back then
Now, it's so high up here
I want you tuned in to my eyes
Yeah, you makin' me a fairy tale with luv
*Everyone: *dance to the music with hot air balloons out of every famous celebrity like Shrek floating in the air with holograms of every person dancing*
Oh my, my, my, uh, oh my, my, my
You got me high so fast
I want to be with you through everything
Oh my, my, my, oh my, my, my
You got me fly so fast
Okay, now, I kinda' get it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Love is nothing stronger, I want it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Than a boy with, Than a fairy tale with luv
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Love is nothing stronger
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Than a fairy tale with, Than a fairy tale with luv
*Puss in Boots:
I'll tell you frankly
Sometimes I was a little stuck up
Elevated sky, expanded halls
Sometimes I prayed, let me run away
But your pain is my pain
When I realised that, I vowed to myself, Yeah
With the wings of Icarus you gave me, Uh
Not towards the sun but towards you
Let me fly *fly with magic*
*Kitty: Wait up! *fly with magic*
*Everyone:
Oh my, my, my, uh, oh my, my, my
I've waited all my life, All my life
I want to be with you through everything
Oh my, my, my, yeah, oh my, my, my, Oh, oh
Looking for something right, Right
Okay, now, I kinda' get it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I want something stronger I want something stronger, I want it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Than a moment, than a moment, love, Mo-moment, love
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Love is nothing stronger, ooh ooh, oh yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Than a fairy tale with, Than a fairy tale with luv! *cheers*
*Shrek: Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody!
*Everyone: *cheers*
THE END
(Back at the swamp, Shrek is here to break the 4th wall by talking to the audience about St. Patrick's Day)
*Shrek: So you know why you're here? Cause the show is over! Also, I'm going to tell you about the history of St. Patrick's Day, the holiday of green, cause I'm green as a ogre. The day commemorates Saint Patrick and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland, and celebrates the heritage and culture of the Irish in general. Celebrations generally involve public parades and festivals, céilithe, and the wearing of green attire or shamrocks. This holiday includes shamrocks and good luck with pots of gold and magic in the air! Are you still listening? Well, still pay attention you whooper-snappers! March 17 is the day where everyone celebrate in green colors. If you don't wear green, the consequences are, you get pinched! Nah, I'm just messing with ya. Take a percentage of a number and give it a 100% to ya. Grab yourself a handshake and enjoy celebrating the holiday with your friends, family and peers! *everyone cheers as his friends including the bandicoots join him* Who would love a great holiday to celebrate with a lot of friends to joy with. *see Crash hugging him* I didn't say to gather around with a hug, Crash! *everyone hug him* Whatever. Next time, we will be celebrating about Easter and you know what the kids get. They get candy and chocolate eggs from the Easter bunny! Cause everyone love to eat a lot of candy for Easter like finding the Easter bunny! Who is lucky enough to find the Easter bunny and grab the Easter bunny, huh?
*Coco: *whisper* The Easter bunny isn't real, y'all.
*Shrek: Oh come on! Give me a break! I'm grabbing myself a cream soda! Goodbye! Have a nice day. Will ya. *leave the video as everyone feel awkward by Shrek walking out of the video and show up again* I said move it! Turn off the video. Let's go. *the video is suddenly turned off, ending the special*
THE REAL END
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2022
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