Naked Mole Rap

"Naked Mole Rap" is an improvisational song performed by Ron and Rufus on a talent show in the Kim Possible episode "Rappin' Drakken". It is in response to the song by Dr. Drakken, intended to buy Kim some more time to defeat him.
It was initially going to be used as just a creative autobiographical essay given by Mr. Barkin, but Ron kept procrastinating on the paper. With less than one week, out of six weeks, he finally decided to make the paper on how he met Rufus. He finally was getting around to writing the paper when he needed to buy time for Kim by singing his paper. Ron received a B- on the song "Naked Mole Rap" by both the TV show's host and Mr. Barkin.
The song is remixed in the 2019 live-action film with different lyrics, and is performed by Sean Giambrone and Issac Ryan Brown as Ron and Wade, respectively.
This song appears on both the Kim Possible soundtrack and the Disney Television Classics album.
==Lyrics==
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Original version=
Rufus: [clears throat, scatting] Hit it!
Ron: Yo, listen up, happa hallo from Ron
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song
Here's the story, in all its glory
Ain't hidin' nothin', you'll know what the truth is
How Ron met Rufus!
Never heard a cat bark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the Internet
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
Gonna need sunscreen!
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh-huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Rufus: [scatting]
Ron: I heard a Smarty Mart was havin' a sale
On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail!
Rufus: That's me!
Ron: It seemed to be this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sense of constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful, don't drop it. And do you want this cage?"
"No, I'll keep him in my pocket!"
Rufus: Yay-hay!
Ron: What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
I'm gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Yo talk, baby!
What're we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size and why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable, with our best friend: Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say, "Yo, KP, we got your back!" (Hi-yah!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Yeah! (This ain't no, no freak-o!)
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Yeah! (This ain't no, no disco!)
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no Shego!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no rumble!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
Listen to the naked mole rat!
Rufus: Muah! Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye... [fades out]
|-|2019 version=
Rufus: [clears throat] Hit it!
Ron: Yo, listen up, happa hallo from Ron
Straight outta Middleton, we got it goin' on (Word!)
Here with Wade, tell ya how the game is played
And you'll know what the truth is
How Ron met Rufus!
Team Possible on a dangerous mission
It's a furless little rodent you'd consider exhibitionist
His origins remain a scientific mystery
Got Ron's back and the rest is history!
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Wade: Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hold up, I can't hear Wade sing!
(Wade: Listen to the naked mole rap!)
We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size and why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Check us out, in the villain's lair
Backed up by a rodent who gots no hair!
We're not afraid of any attack
I say, "Yo, KP, we've got your back!" (Hi-ya!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Wade: Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hold up, I can't hear Wade sing!
(Wade: Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Wade: Main attraction, Kim's back in action
She's grapplin' and scrappin' and crackin' on Dr. Drakken
Shego, she's evil (Mm-hmm)
She's nobody's amigo
But they're never gonna take over the world
Thanks to this teen hero who fights like a girl! (Yeah!)
Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable,
Athena, have you seen her?
Like the beat, not droppable!
Rufus, getcha squeak on!
Ron, getcha shriek on!
Here we go!
Kim's back in action!
A-getcha, getcha DCOM!
Ron: What is that? That freaky thing?
(Wade: Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hold up, I can't hear Wade sing!
(Wade: Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Ron and Wade: What is that? That freaky thing?
(Wade: Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Ron: Hold up, I can't hear Wade sing!
(Wade: Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Wade: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ron and Wade: Listen to the naked mole rap!
Wade: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ron: Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
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==Video==
Sean Giambrone, Issac Ryan Brown - Naked Mole Rap Remix (From "Kim Possible")
==Trivia==
*The song title is based on "naked mole rat", which is the name of Rufus' species, .
*The backing track for the chorus was often used as a theme for Rufus in earlier episodes.
*During the lyrics "Gonna need sunscreen!", Rufus is seen tugging on the seat of Ron's pants, exposing his bare butt, an obvious parody of the brand sunscreen advertised in various TV commercials featuring a dog tugging on the seat of a topless girl's swimsuit, revealing her naked bottom to have a lighter tan than the rest of her body.
*In "Team Impossible", Ron was working on a theme song for Kim and sang the beat of the "Naked Mole Rap".
*In "Graduation, Part 1", Ron whistles the song while working in Smarty Mart.
Category:Kim Possible songs
Category:Rap songs
Category:Hero/Heroine songs