How I'm Gonna Play Her

How I'm Gonna Play Her is the eighth song of Total Drama World Tour.  It is sung by Emma, Holly, Jamie, and Zane during The Am-AH-Zon Race, with the other remaining competitors singing backup vocals.  During the song, Emma and Zane act as the lead vocalists, singing about their plans to use Holly and Jamie to their respective benefits.
==Lyrics==
Emma: To win this game
You must abandon your shame
Can't worry who you'll maim
You know the others feel the same
Zane: Find someone who
Will put their trust in you;
Somebody you can screw
After your pact is through
Emma: Then I'll have the power to play her
Tip the balance in my favor
I'm gonna be the strongest player
I'll play her 'til I'm in the final two
Zane: Earn the power to play him
Benefit myself by preyin'
I'll have Jamie's emotions swayin'
I'll play him 'til I'm in the final two
Emma and Zane: But I'm not taking you
All (Except Emma, Zane, Holly, and Jamie): Whoa-o-o-oh, whoa-o-o-oh, whoa-o-o-oh
Emma and Zane: 'Til I'm in the final two
Zane: I'll play it smart
And tango with his heart
Until he's done his part
And then I'll let him fall apart
Emma: Let Holly think
That we are both in sync
Then push her over the brink
And then I'll watch her sink, sink
'cause I've got the power to play her
Tip the balance in my favor
I'm gonna be the strongest player
I'll play her 'til I'm in the final two
Zane: Earn the power to play him
Benefit myself by preyin'
I'll have Jamie's emotions swayin'
I'll play him 'til I'm in the final two
(But I'm not taking you)
All (Except Emma, Zane, Holly, and Jamie): Whoa-o-o-oh, whoa-o-o-oh, whoa-o-o-oh
Zane and Emma: 'til I'm in the final two
Jamie: Zane has got
My stomach doin' flips
With ev'ry word
That escape between his lips
Holly: Who knew Emma'd ever come to grips
Being friends
This all feels like such a trip
Emma: Then I'll have the power to play her
Tip the balance in my favor
I'm gonna be the strongest player
I'll play her 'til I'm in the final two
Zane: Earn the power to play him
Benefit myself by preyin'
I'll have Jamie's emotions swayin'
I'll play him 'til I'm in the final two
All (Except Emma, Zane, Holly, and Jamie): Whoa-o-o-oh, whoa-o-o-oh, whoa-o-o-oh
Emma and Zane: 'til I'm in the final two
But I'm not taking you
==Trivia==
*This is the eighth song of the season.
*This song is a parody of "How to Be a Heartbreaker" by Marina and the Diamonds.
*There was some confusion amongst readers as to how Holly and Jamie remained oblivious to Emma and Zane's plans, after they sang their plans aloud.  This was explained by ferguson97 in the following chapter.  He explained that Emma and Zane's singing was an aside, and that no one other than the two of them were supposed to hear what they were singing.  Though this explains why Holly and Jamie were unaware of their plans, it does break the continuity of this being a reality show.
*Despite this song being about both Holly and Jamie, it is titled "How I'm Gonna Play Her".  This is because the lyrics regarding Holly are sung during the song's chorus.
==Videos==
thumb|center|335 px|"How to Be a Heartbreaker" by Marina and the Diamonds - the inspiration for "How I'm Gonna Play Her"
Category:Songs