Gregorsong

Gregorsong is a song focusing on Gregor.
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== Lyrics ==
I'm really fast and really strong,
I'll fight you if you're doing wrong,
This ditty here is Gregor's song,
It's easy if you sing with me..
Hello there my name's Gregor Hartway,
And I'm here to tell you all about,
This little company I'm working for.
We'll solve all of your problems,
Just as long as all your problems deal with:
Monsters, court, or circumventing war.
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la,
We'll circumvent the hell out of that war.
It ain't easy being stronger
Than your average burly man, 
But it helps a lot when I protect the innocent.
I may in fact look really nice,
But the bad guys all think twice
When I'm standing there, glaive in hand, magnificent.
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la,
No need to fear, for Gregor's here, dear citizen.
My moral compass points due north no matter what we face!
My actions are exemplary to all the human race!
(Chorus)
Do what's good,
Not what's bad,
Even if you're really angry
Smile more, make a friend,
If they're weirded out, stare blankly.
If I can do it, so can you,
I'm sure that you'll make do!
My family's dead,
My second family too...
Ooooohhh..
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la,
My family's dead, my second family too.
That doesn't matter anymore,
They say third time's the charm!
I'm sure that my new friends won't end up in a ditch somewhere!
If anybody threatens them, I'll save them from all harm,
Even from a witch and her pet grizzly bear.
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la,
That's totally how witches work, I swear!
So call me if you need a hand,
it won't cost you a dime.
(Though my friends might ask for just a little fee.)
I can take on any man or beast,
I'm entering my prime,
And I'll save the world one monster at a time!
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la,
I'll save the world one monster at a time.
My bravery's as solid as a rock that weighs a ton!
My cheerful disposition, always shining like the sun!
(Chorus)
Do what's good,
Not what's bad,
Even if you're really angry.
Smile more, make a friend,
if they're weirded out, stare blankly.
If I can do it, so can you,
I'm certainly no fool!
The blood I've seen could fill three swimming pools..
Oooohhh..
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la,
The blood I've seen could fill three swimming pools!
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la.
== Interpretation ==
== References ==
Category:Thrilling Themes
Category:Music