15804 Beatbox Battles Bonus Episode 1: Patrick Vs. Ukraine

Flaky: Your beatbox was epic!
Ukraine: Really, yours was amazing too!
Flaky: You will win this even if it was biased.
Ukraine: Wait, is that patrick!
Flaky: Uh, yeah the underdog.
Patrick: Oh hey guys, whats up?
Flaky: Oh, hey Patrick!
Ukraine: Wait, the fans want a Patrick Versus Ukraine.
Flaky: An underdog vs. underdog huh. Okay then!
Patrick: Wait, you want us to beatbox against each other.
Stewie: That's the idea!
Flaky: Anyway, we're starting with Patrick in 3! 2! 1! Go!!!!!
Patrick: Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine can’t you see,
I left you a gift by the Christmas tree,
I pooped in box and wrote you a note,
I hope when you put it in the water it floats, (x2)
Yabba Dabba dabba, boppity boo,
Oooh I can magic just like you
Abracadabra, ala kazam,
I’d give you the finger but I don’t have hands,
I found another penny in my bellybutton,
I named the penny Penny and I really love him,
He’s worth more than you and has better dance moves,
He’s got better jokes, can’t say the same for you
Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine can’t you see,
I left you a gift by the Christmas tree,
I pooped in a box and wrote you a note,
I hope when you put it in the water it floats, (x2)
Flaky: Woah, that's gross and disgusting and awesome at the same time.
Stewie: Gross and disgusting is the same thing you moron!
Ukraine: It's July Patrick.
Patrick: And?
Ukraine: I'll show you how I do it.
Flaky: Okay. 3! 2! 1! Go!!!!!!
Ukraine: Pink fish. always dumb and fat. always eating crappy patties that are made out of crabs. So you could beat me. you can't stand a chance against me. You're going down star! duh. *Beatboxes* I'm way better! 
Flaky: Wow, what an awesome remix of Bad Guy. 
Ukraine: You know it!
Flaky: Well viewers, vote in the comments on who you guys think won this battle!