The Muppet Show Season 6 Theme Song Lyrics

==Episode 601: Alan Rickman==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star,  Alan Rickman......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters (Miss Mousey, Chicken, Lydia, Chicken, Janice and Mildred Huxtetter: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters (Dr.Julius Strangepork, Whatnot, George the Janitor, Blue Frackle (Boppity), Green Frackle (Gloat) and a Whatnot): (singing) It's time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight!
Waldorf: (singing) Why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) It's like a kind of torture
Statler and Waldorf: (singing) to have to watch the show
Whatnot, George the Janitor, Blue Frackle, Link, Mildred, Whatnot, Janice and Chicken: (singing) And now let's get things started
Audience: (singing):Why don't you get things started?
Kermit: (singing) It's time to get things started
All: (singing) on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppetational! This is what we call The Muppet Show!
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like fire crackers........
==Episode 602: Jack Black ==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Mr. Jack Black......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo plays Pop Goes the Weasel on his trumpet
==Episode 603: Ben Stiller==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Mr. Ben Stiller......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo plays 'Shave and a Haircut' on his trumpet......
==Episode 604: Angela Lansbury==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Miss Angela Lansbury......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo plays 1 loud note on his trumpet.......
==Episode 605: Will Smith==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Mr. Will Smith......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a monkey's screech........
==Episode 606: Dakota Fanning==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Miss Dakota Fanning......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a train whistle sound........
==Episode 607: Elijah Wood==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Mr. Elijah Wood......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo plays 'The Reveille' on his trumpet..........
==Episode 608: Robin Williams==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Mr. Robin Williams......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a police car.........
==Episode 609: Owen Wilson==
Kermit: "It's 'The Muppet Show'........with our very special guest star, Mr. Owen Wilson......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a fire alarm...............
==Episode 610: Robert De Niro==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Robert De Niro......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a game show buzzer.............
==Episode 611: Dwayne Johnson==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Dwayne Johnson......yaaaay!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates an ambulance siren.............
==Episode 612: Liv Tyler==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Liv Tyler......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters:  it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf:  it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a mallard green duck
==Episode 613: Nathan Lane==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Nathan Lane......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates an ambulance siren.........
==Episode 614: Michael Gambon==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Michael Gambon......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a horse's whinny.............
==Episode 615: Bonnie Hunt==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Bonnie Hunt......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet lets out a great big blue puff of smoke.......
==Episode 616: Alec Baldwin==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Alec Baldwin......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates an elephant's trumpet
==Episode 617: Timothy Dalton==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Timothy Dalton......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a coyote howling in the distance........
==Episode 618: Halle Berry==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Halle Berry......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet lets out a few drops of water........
==Episode 619: Emma Watson==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Emma Watson......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a foghorn.........
==Episode 620: Madison Pettis==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Madison Pettis......yaaaay!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: why do we always come here?
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture
Statler: to have to watch the show
Kermit: and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo's trumpet imitates a helicopter........
==Episode 621: Bruce Willis==
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