Sleeping with the Enemy/Quotes

:Lisa: Ladies, grab your pebbles! [Sherri, Terri and Janey grabs their pebbles off the pavement]
:[Lisa then tries to pick hers up, but the three girls can see her butt]
:Sherri: *giggles*
:Lisa: What?
:Sherri: Nothing...
:[Lisa tries to pick up her pebble again, the girls see her rear again]
:Sherri, Terri, and Janey: *giggles* Lisa has a big butt! Lisa has a big butt!
:Lisa: Shut up! I do not!
:Terri: Oh, no! Don't make Lisa mad!
:Sherri: She might crush us all with her giant butt!
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:Bart: See, it's all legit. Now make with the party.
:Homer: All right, boy! Which con did you work here? Copy off another kid? Pay attention and take notes?
:[Bart remain silent]
:Homer: Well, take note of this! [grunting while strangling Bart, Bart laughing while strangled]
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:Ralph: Bart's my bestest boyfriend.
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:Ralph: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck,
:(At dark, everyone is tired as Ralph continue circling around.)
:Ralph: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
:Bart: Say "goose," you stupid freak.
:[Ralph runs crying]
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:Bart: Oh, Mom. This was the worst party ever.
:Marge: [moans] Gee, I did the best I could. 
:[Lisa has entered the party]
:Marge: Ah! Here's Lisa! She'll save the party! [to Lisa] Honey, sit down. Have a big slice of cake!
:Lisa: What? I'm not fat enough already? How could you say that to me? [then runs crying]
:Marge: Lisa, wait!
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:(Marge in the Bowling Alley with Nelson)
:Marge: Sometimes, I think he's more interested in his Itchy and Mitchy cartoons than me.
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:Lisa: 64, 65, 66
:Sherri: Hey, Lisa.
:Terri: Are you counting how many days it takes to wash your big butt?
:[Both giggling.]
:Lisa: I can't hear you.
:Sherri: That's because your butt blocks your ears.
:Lisa: That doesn't make any sense.
:Terri: Neither does your butt!
:[Both giggling, and Lisa has been interrupted in her jump rope due to Sherri & Terri]
:[Lisa grunting]
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:(Bart and Lisa go home and witness Marge hugging Nelson)
:Bart: My mother... my bully... my God.
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:(Marge opens the door and meets Mrs. Muntz)
:Mrs. Muntz: Self-respect. No wonder he came home with his vest all buttoned like he was somebody. (her underwear falls)
:Marge: Go home to your son, Mrs. Muntz, and try not to have intercourse on the way.
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:Homer: Yes Bart!
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:Everyone except Sherri and Terri: (singing) Sherri smells, Terri smells, stinky all the way. Stink stink stink, Stink stink stink, One horse open sleigh!
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