Conch (band)

Conch are a band formed in 1987.
== Basic Timeline ==
(This is a stand-in while I write specifics and whatnot)
=== 1968 ===
* July 10: Squidward Tentacles, founding bassist, is born.
=== 1970 ===
* September 11: Patrick Star, founding drummer, is born.
=== 1971 ===
* January 16: SpongeBob SquarePants, founding vocalist, guitarist and whateverthehellelsehecanfind-ist, is born.
=== 1987 ===
* January 16: Conch is formed, SquarePants releases a cassette-only solo album under the name, comprised of experiments recorded from 1983-1986.
* April 17: First EP is recorded and released. It is, again, cassette-only. The songs are noisy and primitive, but they're good enough to drum up some buzz in the cassette underground.
* December 19: A Christmas 7" is released, marking their first vinyl release. The songs were recorded within an hour, and feature a similarly noisy but more jangly and melodic sound.
=== 1988 ===
* February 29: Sessions begin for their debut album and a record deal is signed with Broken Leg Recordings.
* March 14: Squidward Tentacles suffers an aneurysm that halts the sessions for six months. He recovers with minimal complications and sessions move forward.
=== 1989 ===
* January 16: Conch's debut album, Scaled to a Smaller Size, is released on vinyl. This album features the band at their noisiest, but with plenty of pop elements. The title track is widely regarded as one of their best songs, and, at 22 minutes in length, is also the longest the band has ever recorded.
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