Classic Literature & Nifty Hairstyles

Classic Literature & Nifty Hairstyles is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"OK, now don't let the punctuation throw you off. With what does this rhyme?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Hair more Bart. Wow homey, oh?
===Hints===
It's from an old play…
… by Shakespeare.
It features teenagers in love.
===Hints Reading===
"First hint, it's from an old play."
"So that probably narrows it down to five million pieces of literature."
"This play was by Shakespeare."
"That narrows it down to 37 plays, course you still have to skim pretty fast."
"It's a play about teenagers in love."
"C'mon, where's your answer?"
===Gibberish Answer===
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
===Answer Quote===
"Oh, fragrant success, thy smell is sweet." [inhales] "Thou hast scored well, sirrah."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
NATE: Let's see if this rings a bell.
JULIETTE: Oh, Homey oh, Homey oh, Hair more bart wow Homey oh?
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Oh, but soft!" [inhales] "Wherefore do thou suck?"
===Key Words===
Wherefore, wherfore, wherfor, wherefore, werefore, where for, where fore, were for, wear for, wearfore, wearfor,
art, Art, atr, are
thou, Thou, thuo, thow, though
Romeo, romeo, romoe, rmeo, Romio, romyo, roemo, romo, rome
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