James Corden's Wonderful Stinky Pants Gary

James Corden's Wonderful Stinky Pants Gary is the tenth episode of James Corden's Wonderful Life in Hell.
The episode was written by ChatGPT and released on August 14, 2023.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens in the living room of Corden Manor, with the main characters gathered around a table. A chorus of baby giggles fills the air as Gary Shapiro, the baby, happily crawls around, seemingly oblivious to the impending discussion.]
James Corden: (raising his hand) Alright, folks, we need to address the diaper situation. It's Stinky Pants Gary's diapey wipey time.
John Lennon: (leaning back) Ah, come on, mate, I changed the last one. It's your turn, James.
Satan: (grinning) Oh, I think it's high time for a diaper change with a touch of hellfire flair.
Harold Shipman: (raising an eyebrow) You two argue as if changing diapers is a burden. I'm up for the task, no complaints.
Nicola Bulley: (playfully) Oh, let's not forget our guest of honour, Betty. She hasn't had a go at diaper duty yet.
Betty White: (with a twinkle in her eye) Well, I've done a lot of things in my life, but changing a baby's diaper in Hell might just be the cherry on top!
[Gary gurgles happily, completely unaware of the discussion.]
James Corden: (defiantly) Look, I know it's not the most glamorous task, but it's our responsibility. We can't just keep passing it around like a hot potato.
Satan: (raising an eyebrow) Oh, but it's so much fun to see who gets stuck with the diaper duty.
John Lennon: (rolling his eyes) Fine, let's settle this like adults. We'll draw straws, and the one who picks the shortest straw changes Gary's diaper.
[Everyone reluctantly agrees, and they grab straws from a nearby vase. After a brief suspenseful moment, they reveal their straws.]
James Corden: (holding the shortest straw) Well, I guess it's my turn. Off I go to change Gary's diapey wipey.
Satan: (chuckling) Have fun, James. Remember, it's all part of the Hellish bonding experience.
John Lennon: (crossing his arms) Hold on a minute, folks. Gary here is not just any baby. He's a war veteran!
Everyone: (surprised) What?
Gary Shapiro: (giggling) I'm a hero, you know!
James Corden: (confused) A war veteran? What are you talking about, John? He’s a baby!
John Lennon: (seriously) Gary may be a baby now, but he's not just any baby. He's a war veteran who fought bravely in Ukraine before arriving in Hell.
James Corden: (raising an eyebrow) A war veteran? In Ukraine?
Nicola Bulley: (nodding) I was there! That was one fierce battle.
Harold Shipman: (chuckling) This adds a whole new layer to our little group.
Satan: (grinning) A war hero among us, how intriguing!
Betty White: (playfully) My, my, Gary, you're not just any baby. You're a legendary warrior, a true diaper commando!
Gary Shapiro: (giggling) I've earned that title!
James Corden: (laughing) Fair enough, John. But, as much as I’d rather not take on the task, let's not let his war veteran status exempt him from having his diapey wipey changed.
John Lennon: (smirking) Oh, I'm not suggesting that. In fact, I think Stinky Pants Gary should change his own diaper.
Nicola Bulley: (raising an eyebrow) Change his own diaper? How's that going to work?
Harold Shipman: (chuckling) This ought to be interesting. Go on, John, enlighten us.
John Lennon: (seriously) Well, we've witnessed some of Gary's unexpected talents before. I say we put them to good use. Gary, it's time to change your own diaper, mate!
Satan: (grinning) I like the way you're thinking, John. Let's see if Stinky Pants Gary has any diaper-changing skills up his tiny sleeves.
Betty White: (playfully) Well, this is a twist I didn't see coming. Go on, Gary, show us what you've got!
[Gary looks at the group with a mischievous glint in his eyes, as if he's fully onboard with the challenge.]
James Corden: (chuckling) Alright, Stinky Pants Gary, prove to us that you're more than just a baby.
Gary Shapiro: (giggling) Challenge accepted!
[The group watches in anticipation as Gary confidently reaches for the diaper-changing supplies, displaying surprising dexterity for a baby. He proceeds to change his own diaper with a surprising level of skill and efficiency, earning cheers and applause from the others.]
John Lennon: (applauding) Bravo, Stinky Pants Gary! That was truly impressive!
Nicola Bulley: (amused) Well, I'll be. Who knew Gary had such hidden talents?
Harold Shipman: (nodding) It seems our Stinky Pants has some unexpected tricks up his diaper!
Satan: (clapping) A round of applause for the diaper-changing prodigy!
Betty White: (cheerful) That was a sight to behold, darling. Stinky Pants Gary, you've surprised us all!
James Corden: (grinning) Alright, Stinky Pants Gary, I'm officially impressed. And we’ve earned a break from diaper duty!
Gary Shapiro: (giggling) Thanks, everyone!
[The episode ends with laughter, camaraderie, and a newfound respect for Stinky Pants Gary's surprising abilities. As the characters go about their day, there's a sense of joy and appreciation for the unique adventures they share in Corden Manor.]
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