Broken Bass

Broken Bass is the third episode of The Mr. Krabs and Bubble Bass Show. It released on 24 May, 2024 and was written by .
==Transcript== 
[Scene shows Bubble Bass on a stretcher getting wheeled into a hospital truck] 
[Random Fish walks by] 
Random Fish: Don't Worry, you're in safe hands 
I heard this guy is the best paramedic in town! 
Bubble Bass*weakly*: Oh, that's good 
[Bubble Bass looks up and sees Patrick driving the ambulance] 
Bubble Bass*screaming*: Patrick!? Where'd you put the paramedics?! 
Patrick: Um, I am the paramedic 
Bubble Bass: Oh shi- 
Patrick: This show doesn't have swearing in it mister! 
Bubble Bass: I'm surprised you even know what swearing is! 
[pause] 
Patrick: Wait a minute? Who are you? 
Bubble Bass: Are you sure I'm the one who's meant to be hospitalised 
Patrick: I mean you do have 7 broken bones and- 
Bubble Bass: Just shut up already! 
Patrick: Ok I will not talk starting now 
[Title Card: a couple minutes later] 
Patrick: Hey, do you wanna hear my Peter griffin impression? 
[Bubble Bass has a temper tantrum] 
[Scene dissolves into Mr. Krabs in the Krusty Krab with Squidward and Greg Heffley] 
Mr. Krabs: The K Factor! 
Who will be our next fry cook! 
Squidward: Since when did you work here? 
Greg Heffley: I am the security guard also known as "The Professional Manny Exterminator!" 
Squidward: Ah, takes me back to the good old days. 
Mr. Krabs: Now let's see our first contestant 
[Pearl goes up on the stage] 
Mr. Krabs: You seem familiar but I just can't quite put my finger on it- 
Pearl: I'm Pearl! Your daughter! 
Pearl: People like this is why I am emo now 
[Mr. Krabs presses the button] 
Mr. Krabs: Next! 
[Pearl gets dropped through a hole in the stage] 
Pearl: AAAAAHHHHHH! 
[The three judges hear EAS alarms] 
Squidward: Huh, I wonder what that could be 
[Manny Heffley walks onto the stage] 
Manny Heffley: *throws meatball* ababababababababababababbabababbabababbbababab
[Squidward and Mr. Krabs scream] 
Greg Heffley: Don't worry I am a professional, I will keep you guys safe and sound! 
[Scene dissolves into Patrick driving Bubble Bass to the hospital] 
Patrick: Ledeleledldeldleldldle 
[Bubble Bass finds a random IPhone next to the stretcher] 
[Bubble Bass calls 000] 
Bubble Bass*whispers*: Hello, I am being held hostage by this guy in an ambulance 
[Patrick drives through the Krusty Krab drive through] 
Patrick: Hello I would like to order 5 Krabby Patties for me and 5 for Bubble Bass, thanks 
Bubble Bass*whispers*: Nevermind I am not getting held hostage 
[Bubble Bass hangs up] 
[Police come] 
Patrick: Hey! Those are the police that arrested SpongeBob and Micheal Jackson! 
Patrick: We should say hi 
[Police pulls them over] 
Police: We have tracked down phone calls coming from the back of the ambulance and have discovered that you have held the patient in the back hostage 
Patrick: What does that mean 
Police: Ugh, We heard a phone ring from your vroom vroom and the phone says that you did a no-no 
[pause] 
Patrick: Oh no! 
[Patrick drives off] 
Police: Hey! Get back here now! 
Patrick: Ok 
[Patrick and his ambulance teleport back] 
Police: You are under arrest 
Patrick: What!? 
[Patrick handles it like a man] 
[Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where we see Squidward deep frying, Mr. Krabs turned inside out, fires going on and Greg stepping over weakened Manny and Susan bodies] 
Greg: That was the longest and most bloody war I have ever seen! 
[Random Fish walks by] 
Random Fish: Jeez, It was only 20 minutes!
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