Possum Reviews

Possum Reviews, also known as Dr. Shaym, is an American movie review YouTuber. He reviews movies in a comedic style with a poorly animated avatar in the reviews.
==About==
Possum Reviews is an American YouTuber who reviews movies he finds to be "garbage" behind a poorly animated avatar he calls Possum (hence the name) in said reviews he also has animated skits typically based on the movies he reviews and shouting out his patreon supporters.
==History==
Possum reviews started his channel on June 6th, 2019, after moving on from his other channel Dr. Shaym. On the same day he started his channel Possum Reviews would upload his first video titled "Possum Reviews channel intro." Possum Reviews first video introduced his channel and stated that he would make film reviews and possibly video game reviews.
Possum Reviews then began creating movie reviews starting with "Possum Reviews 'Terror Toons' - horrible horror movie" uploaded on June 8th, 2019 gaining over 100k views. Possum Reviews would then upload reviews on other films such as, Dragonball evolution, The Emoji Movie, Groom Lake, and Little Red riding hood.
On October 19, 2019, Possum Reviews uploaded his most popular video titled "Is Doom: Annihilation really that bad?" which went viral gaining over 1 million views. Other reviews by Possum Reviews would gain a lot of views including "The Predator Is Such a Dumb Movie That I Made an Hour-Long Video About How Dumb It Is" gaining more than 600k views. 
Possum Reviews would start a mini series called "Quick Reviews" where in these reviews there would be audio only and have a still image in the background. The first video of the "Quick Reviews" series would be a review of the film Joker. Possum Reviews would start another mini-series called "Fast Trash" making short reviews on movies "I don't have much to say about." The first video of the "Fast Trash" mini-series would be uploaded on April 14, 2020 being a review of the film Murdercycle. 
==Quotes==
*"Hi welcome to the Possum Reviews channel terrible channel, awful! I review terrible things."
*"Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?"
*"Fred which was the first channel to reach 1 million subscribers in April of 2009 thanks to hordes of humor challenged preteens."
*"But back then no independent creator had gained a million followers before so Fred was seen as a big deal and naturally establishment media wanted a slice of that pie. And I ain't talking about the kind of pie Movie Bob makes love to."
*"You know that movie you see like a hundred copies of in the background of some Red Letter Media videos but they never talk about it because they have more dignity than I do? Yeah this is that movie."
*"The only good this about Nukie is the same as the only good thing about life: it eventually ends. But not until after you realize how much of your short time on Earth has been wasted. But it's not like you would have done anything meaningful with that time anyway. I mean what are you going to do? Cuddle with your imaginary girlfriend? You fat, ugly, balding, pervert! You have nothing of value to offer a woman, certainly not your love and affection because that's worthless, and that's why you're gonna die alone! And statistically speaking, it'll probably be due to suicide. Go back to your video games and anime you creepy disgusting weirdo! What was I talking about? Oh yeah."
*"Speaking of things that are barely functional and full of bugs my dick almost retracted into my body when I first saw the trailer for Doom Annihilation."
*"I can't just allow myself to believe that they actually had 80 pages of the sentence 'Rob walks around some more' repeated over and over again."
*"Really, much like life itself, this scene is totally pointless."
*"Can I just talk about how much I hate giraffes? They look stupid, like a dinosaur disguised itself as a leopard so nature wouldn't know it's supposed to be dead. I mean look at it. If a child drew this and I didn't know it was a real animal, I would make them sit in the corner. Fuck giraffes. Anyway..."
*"50 yards, huh? If that's 50 yards then my dick is 7 inches."
*"Not necessarily. Sometimes you just miss your chance to tell her how you really feel! And then she gets with another guy. And you sit back and watch as she starts a family without you. And then you lay in bed every night. Alone. Wondering what could have been. All because you were too cowardly to show your feelings."
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