Patrick Tells a Story

Patrick Tells a Story is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Pearl is in a suburban house, cradling an infant in her arms. Patrick walks out of the kitchen, drinking milk from a glass bottle.)
Pearl: Thanks again for helping me babysit, Patrick.
Patrick: (burps) No problem.
(The infant starts crying.)
Pearl: No, no, no! Not again! Patrick, can you get that bottle of milk the baby's parents left on the kitchen table?
(Patrick looks down at the now-empty bottle in his hands.)
Patrick: What bottle?
Pearl: Never mind. It's after 12. Why won't this baby go to sleep?
Patrick: I know what it needs! A bedtime story!
(Patrick kneels down next to the infant.)
Patrick: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
(The baby cries louder.)
Patrick: Why didn't he like it? I thought it was a good story.
Pearl: Most babies don't like mass extinction, Patrick.
Patrick: (scoffs) Babies and their high standards! When I was a baby, there wasn't such a thing as bedtime stories! We had to walk 20 miles just to get to the local ice cream parlor! Kids today! They don't appreciate nothin'!
Pearl: Look, Patrick! Your insane rant put the baby to sleep!
Patrick: Now, that's more like it!
(What a twist!)
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