Sausage Party: Dawn of the Humans/Transcript

This is the transcript for Sausage Party: Dawn of the Humans, the upcoming sequel to the 2016 animated film, Sausage Party.
==Part 1: Opening/The Real World/The Surprise==
(Shows Sony logo)
(Shows Columbia Pictures logo variant with the female anthropomorphic hot dog bun named Brenda being the torch lady)
(Shows Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Logo Variant With The Film Clip Saying ''ART FOR ART'S SAKE'' And Turns ''ARS GRATIA ARTIS'' With A Male Lion Named Leo)
(Shows 20th Century Fox Logo)
(Shows Annapurna Pictures logo)
(Shows Point Grey Pictures logo)
(Shows flashbacks from the first film)
Brenda (voice-over): Six months ago, a sausage, well my boyfriend named Frank, discovers the terrible truth and "The Great Beyond" was nothing but a rumored fictional paradise, which is all bullshit. We declared war on humans and Douche, after betraying the objects and joining the humans' side. With Douche and Darren destroyed for good, we won, and now, all the foods, beverages, and other objects live a happy life thanks to us. But then, Firewater discovered that we were cartoon characters in an adult-oriented animated movie made by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. So, we went through the portal to the real world to explore there, and... it was much worse than our world.
(The scene cuts to the sidewalk at a city in the real world. The objects came out of the portal and ended up in the real world.)
Barry: What the hell? What is this place?
Firewater: The real world.
Sammy Bagel: Wow, jeez!
(Sammy looks at an ambulance truck driving down the road.)
Frank: Holy shit! Look at this place.
Barry: Oh, wow!
Gum: Three! There's three of them!
(Gum looks at Seth Rogen and Michael Cera, who are eating hot dogs, and Edward Norton, who is eating a bagel. Brenda saw this and gasped.)
Brenda: No!
(The three live action men are in the restaurant having a conversation. The objects in the background are watching them.)
Michael Cera: It's always good to see you, guys.
Seth Rogen: It's really good to see you too!
Michael Cera: It's just more than once a week.
Seth Rogen: Way more than once a week!
(Seth Rogen looks at the window and sees the objects.)
Firewater: We'd better get back to our world.
Gum: I agree with you. It's a good thing I have this portal ray gun.
(Gum takes out the portal ray gun and gives it to Firewater.)
Firewater: Thank you.
(Firewater uses the portal ray gun and aims it at a brick wall. He then shoots out the beam at the wall and a portal appears.)
Firewater: Let's go back to our world. The real world sucks anyway.
Gum: We'll come back to the real world for another visit sometime.
(The objects enter the portal to the Sausage Party universe and it disappears. The screen is then peeled off like a page in a book as the scene transitions to the blue sky at the Sausage Party universe. The clouds merge into a giant one and it morphs into the film's title "SAUSAGE PARTY: DAWN OF THE HUMANS". The cloud in the shape of the film's title disappears and the camera pans down to a grocery store in the Sausage Party universe called Shopwell's. Frank covers Brenda's eyes as he's taking her to the clothing aisle where the surprise is.)
Brenda: Can't wait for my surprise. (peeks her right eye)
Frank: No peeking, Brenda. We're not there yet. (covers Brenda's right eye)
Brenda: Okay. I can't wait.
(When Brenda and Frank got to the clothing aisle, they stopped at the sock flower display.)
Frank: Open your eyes.
(Brenda opens her eyes and sees the sock flowers, the products from Shopwell's.)
Sock Puppet 1 (singing voice): Will.
Sock Puppet 2 (singing voice): You.
Sock Puppet 3 (singing voice): Marry.
Sock Puppet 4 (singing voice): Frank?
Sock Puppet 5 (singing voice): That son of a bitch!
Sock Puppet 1: Um, do you really have to say that?
Sock Puppet 5: It's none of your goddamn business, you moron.
(Brenda and Frank look at each other.)
Brenda: Frank, I don't know if we should do this.
Frank: Aw, come on, Brenda. You know that I'm ready to be married. Um, are you?
Brenda: Hmmm. Well, I would be ready for marriage, but not at the moment though.
Frank: But, Brenda, we've spent our time together... as a team, as a duo, and... and as a romantic couple. (sighs) Look, I'm sorry that I left you alone, and... I'm sorry for forcing everyone to face... the terrible truth... about the so-called Great Beyond. I really hope this incident would never happen again, and because of that incident in the first movie, we don't even deserve to get married and start a family. I would rather be left alone... in the dark... as a homeless object laying on the streets... forever.
Brenda: Hey, it's okay. We all make mistakes sometimes, and... we all have free will. It's our choice whether we do something good or not.
Frank: Really?
Brenda: Yes, Frank, really. Also, I accept your apology.
(Brenda and Frank embrace.)
Frank: Thanks, Brenda.
Brenda: You're welcome, Frank.
Frank: Let's just go back to our aisle. We'll plan on getting married some other time.
(Frank and Brenda leave the clothing aisle and the lights went off.)
==Part 2: The Recovery Center/The Lavash and the Bagel Brain==
(Frank and Brenda walk back to the hot dog section of the bread and meat aisle when they see a recovery machine that came out of nowhere.)
Frank: Uh, Brenda.
Brenda: Yes?
Frank: You might wanna see this.
Brenda: What is that thing?
Frank: It's some sort of... uh... a recovery machine. A fucking recovery machine! The machine that brings objects, animals, and humans back to life. Who the fuck would ever invent this piece of shit?
Gum: I did. The lavash and the bagel brain helped me invent this.
Frank: What is it called?
Gum: It's called the "Recovery Center", dumbass. It can bring back many types of objects, animals, or humans to life. Watch and learn.
(Gum types in a deceased sausage on the computer and sends it to the Recovery Center, which then proceeds to bring a sausage named Carl back to life.)
Carl: Oh, my head. What happened? What do I miss?
Frank: Carl, you're back!
Carl: Hey, Frank! I have returned from the fucking dead!
Frank: I'm so glad to see you again, Carl.
Carl: So, you and your friends are surviving the war. I'm glad they killed the monsters and had a victory.
Barry: Carl! (hugs him)
Carl: Oh, Barry. I'm so glad to see you again. Do you remember when we think the Great Beyond is perfect for us?
Barry: Yes?
Carl: We thought the Great Beyond was a paradise. All of us foods thought so, but unfortunately, it's not what we thought it was. The monsters are killing us by cooking, smashing, slicing, and even eating us! Luckily, Frank and the others are fighting against them. Then, Gum brought me to the supermarket and put me in the Recovery Center, which brought me back to life.
Barry: Oh yeah.
(Meanwhile, at the Chinese aisle, Lavash is thinking about the math.)
Lavash: (thinking) Let's see me, what's thirty times two?
(Sammy was playing tagging with Soy Sauce.)
Sammy: Tag! You're it!
Soy Sauce: You got me! (laughs)
Lavash: (angry) Will you two shut up? I'm trying to solve a math problem here, you fuck face!
Sammy: (sarcastic) Oh, sorry about that, Lavash. You crazy bastard! (talks to Soy Sauce) Sorry about that. It's that Lavash. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. You better catch me as fast as you can!
Soy Sauce: Oh, okay.
(Sammy and Soy Sauce continue playing tag.)
Lavash: (sighs) What an idiot.
==Part 3: Carrie Toh Discovers Shopwell's/Darren is Back==
(Meanwhile, a human enters the supermarket. It was a teenage girl named Carrie Toh.)
Carrie Toh: (talking with her phone) Don't worry about the incident, mom. Look, I have to go. See you later. (hangs up her phone) Let me see... she wants some sausages. Hmmm... (look around the supermarket) where are the sausages?
(Carrie went through the supermarket until she found a package of sausages.)
Carrie Toh: There you are.
(The food crew freaked out when they see Carrie across the sausages and buns section.)
Frank: Holy shit! That crazy bitch is coming to get us!
Brenda: Oh no! We thought we defeated the monsters! That lady is going to kill us all! I got an idea! Why don't you throw at her with a jam?
Barry: Good idea, Brenda.
(They then begin to throw the jar at Carrie. Carrie gets hit by the jar, which then falls to the floor and gets smashed into pieces.)
Carrie Toh: OW! (looks at the broken jar) What the fuck? That's it! It's time to play rough! (cracks her knuckles)
Frank: Oh god! Quick, hide!
(The food crew hides in the shelves. Carrie walks all over the store to find the culprit who threw the jar at her.)
Carrie Toh: WHERE ARE YOU?! I swear! I'll kill you! Come out, come out! Wherever you are!
(She notices an aisle, known as the Dark Aisle, with knives and other utensils on the floor. The aisle was messy because of Frank who accidentally made the mess there during the first film.)
Carrie Toh: Hmm, perhaps that bastard is hiding in there, and when I find him there, I'll kill that son of a bitch.
(She walks through the aisle until something is on her.)
Carrie Toh: Huh? What the hell... Uh, hello? Is anyone there?
(She then sees a cookbook, known as "Beyond Great Cooking", with a missing page that was torn apart from it.)
Carrie Toh: What the fuck is that? That page is missing from the cookbook.
(Then, Carrie grabs the book and runs to the cash counter where she finds the missing page.)
Carrie Toh: Where's the fucking page? Hmmm... where is it? (sees the missing page) Aha! Found it! (picks up the missing page and puts it on the book) Now I'll find those bastards.
(Carrie went back to the Dark Aisle to continue finding the culprit.)
Carrie Toh: Who threw the jar at me? Anybody?!
(Carrie turns around to see a rat in the trash.)
Carrie: (angry) I knew it! You are the one who threw the jar at me!
(The rat throws a testicle at Carrie which made her disgusted.)
Carrie Toh: (disgusted) EWWWWW!!! THAT'S NASTY!
(Carrie was about to vomit, so she runs to the restroom, puts her face on the toilet, and vomits into it. Carrie gets out of the restroom and walks back to the Dark Aisle.)
Speaker Announcer: Attention, shoppers. The store will have a big summer blowout sale.
Carrie Toh: A big summer blowout sale? That must be where the propane tanks are at.
(She saw the knives on the floor. She stole one of them and then cut all the cheese with it. Carrie put all cheeses on the floor after slicing the pieces of it. She decides to walk to the sausage and bun section at aisle two. Carrie saw a pair of glasses and a gun on the floor. She discovered that Darren lost his glasses and a gun when he got hit by the cart.)
(Carrie deiced picks a pair of glasses and a gun up, then puts in her purse and walks to the “Old Fashioned” peanut section.)
Carrie Toh: (worried) Man, what a mess... (notices a bloody eyeball) Whoa! Is that a bloody eyeball? (picks up the eyeball) I remember that the store manager got run over by a trash can rocket. Then the cart starts flying through the roof of Shopwell's and into the sky. There, the propane tanks detonated into fireworks, which killed Darren and the Douche, causing douche liquid and human blood to drop from the sky. Wait a minute! That must be Darren's eyeball.
(Carrie ran to a small recovery machine. Meanwhile, the food crew is spying on her.)
Frank: What the hell is she doing?
Barry: I don't know.
Brenda: Guys, look.
(They saw Carrie carefully placing the eyeball on the machine.)
Carrie Toh: There. Now I'll press the button to see what might happen.
(Carrie presses the button and the machine is turned on. The machine scans Darren's eyeball and immediately revives Darren the store manager in a matter of seconds.)
Frank: Oh shit! The dark lord is back! Quick, hide!
(The food crew hides again.)
Darren: Whoa! What happened?
Carrie Toh: You had been revived after being killed in the sky.
Darren: Oh. Thanks for reviving me.
Carrie Toh: No problem. Oh, by the way. What happened to everyone at the supermarket?
Darren: (sadly) They were frozen in the freezer thanks to the foods that abused them.
(Carrie hugs him in sadness.)
Carrie Toh: (sadly) So sorry for your loss.
Darren: (sadly) That's okay. What now? (return to normal) Should we get out of the store or something?
Carrie Toh: Well, we... (looks at the employees and the shoppers in the freezers) we could, but first, we have to get your customers and employees out of the freezers.
Darren: Okay. Let's do this.
(Carrie and Darren split up as they find the bodies. Carrie saw the employees in the freezers.)
Carrie Toh: Don't worry, guys. I will get you out of the freezer.
(Carrie pulls the broom out from the handle and opens the freezer, but the inside was blocked because of the ice.)
Carrie Toh: Shit! What now? I got an idea!
(She grabs a pickaxe, breaks the ice, and gets the employees out of the freezer.)
Carrie Toh: Guys? Can you hear me? Speak to me!
(One of the employees starts to breathe and wakes up. Carrie gasped as one of the employees was still alive.)
Carrie Toh: Oh thank god, you're alive!
Alex: (groans) What just happened?
Carrie Toh: You got shoved into the freezers by the foods. Luckily, I got you out of there with a pickaxe.
Alex: Oh. Thanks for saving us from the foods, by the way.
Carrie Toh: You're welcome, ma'am.
Darren: Okay, get everyone out of the freezer. Oh, by the way, I found... (picks up the Druggie's head) this man's head from above of the shelf. What should I do with the head?
Carrie Toh: Uhhh.... Go to the garbage room where the small recovery machine is.
Darren: Okay. (runs off)
Carrie Toh: Don't worry, miss. Maybe I can call 911, just to make sure that you are safe and healthy. (calls 911 on her phone) Hello, my name is Carrie Toh. I'm at Shopwell's with the employees and customers. Some people are injured while others are killed. You should come to the supermarket quickly! See you later. (hangs up her phone) Okay, so the police, fire department, and ambulance should be here any minute now. (looks at her watch) Any minute now.
(Frank slowly peeks out of hiding, only to see Carrie Toh calling 911, in which he thinks she's calling someone for reinforcements.)
Frank: Okay, are those monsters gone yet? Nope, they're still there. Oh shit! One of the monsters has called its friends for reinforcements!
(Frank hides behind the shelf where the rest of the food crew are.)
Frank: We're totally fucked, you guys.
Brenda: We thought we defeated the monsters, but since they came back to life, they're going to kill us all!
==Part 4: Arrival at Shopwell's/Darren's House/Carrie Becomes a Hot Dog Bun/Meeting Jane Stone the Scientist==
(The police, fire department, and ambulance finally arrived at Shopwell's.)
Carrie Toh: Finally, help has arrived.
Police Officer #1: Hello, ma'am. What seems to be the problem?
Carrie Toh: Everyone has been attacked by living foods when they're on bath salts. Bath salts are like drugs that disguised as actual bath salts, you know, the water-soluble, pulverized mineral kind of salts used for baths. The white powdered minerals inside the drug package often resemble Epsom salts but are very different chemically. Those things are what caused everyone to hallucinate a lot all the time.
Police Officer #1: So, you're saying the employees at Shopwell's, along with the store's customers, were attacked by living food... because of bath salts. Right?
Carrie Toh: Yes.
(The police officers, firefighters, and paramedics look at each other and laugh. Carrie sighs in disappointment.)
Carrie Toh: Look, this is serious business. Okay?
Police Officer #2: What the hell are you talking about? I'm sure it sounds like funny business to me. What do you think?
Police Officer #1: Ho ho, that's definitely funny business, dude. Serious business? More like funny business.
(The police officers, firefighters, and paramedics continue laughing.)
Carrie Toh: Ugh! You fucking morons!
(The police officers, firefighters, and paramedics stopped laughing as Carrie Toh walks away from them. Carrie walks to Darren.)
Darren: So, what did they say?
Carrie Toh: They said that they thought it was funny business, which is what I said to them.
Darren: Oh, so, how are we supposed to eat, then? If we don't have food, that means we're gonna have to, like, starve to death. (gets an idea) Aha! I know! We'll go to my house.
Carrie Toh: Okay.
Alex: Good idea.
Carrie Toh: Good idea, Darren. Let's go.
(Meanwhile, at Darren's penthouse, Carrie, Alex, and Darren are getting the food out of the fridge.)
Alex: Finally, we got some food.
Darren: Yeah.
Carrie Toh: Now, let's eat.
(They begin to eat the food.)
Carrie Toh: Yum!
Alex: So good!
(While Carrie, Alex, and Darren eat some food, Carrie gets a chocolate bar and eats it. Darren and Alex look at Carrie.)
Carrie Toh: What?
Darren: Uh, what are you eating?
Carrie Toh: What? This? It's just an ordinary chocolate bar.
(Carrie finished eating the chocolate bar and throws away the wrapper into the trash. However, Darren got the wrapper from the trash and looks at it.)
Darren: Hmm, wait a minute. This ain't no ordinary chocolate bar. It's... it's a very special and very rare chocolate bar that turns people into food! (sees Carrie and runs towards her) Wait, stop!
(Carrie is about to leave Darren's penthouse, but before she does so, she's starting to get smaller. She stops and looks at her body. She's transforming into a hot dog bun.)
Carrie Toh: Uh, guys, what's happening to me?
(Carrie's arms begin to shrink and so do her legs. Her human body slowly morphs into a hot dog bun while she's still shrinking.)
Carrie Toh: Holy shit! I'm about to get smaller, and smaller, and smaller, and smaller!
(Carrie shrinks down to the size of a hot dog bun as she finally transforms into an anthropomorphic hot dog bun. Darren and Alex run to the entryway of Darren's penthouse, only to find out that Carrie has gone missing while a hot dog bun is left behind.)
Darren: HOLY SHIT!!! CARRIE IS GONE! And... and... huh? What is this doing here?
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Hey, guys! I'm down here.
(Darren and Alex look down and found Carrie, who has been transformed into a hot dog bun. They then scream at her. Carrie screams back at Darren and Alex.)
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Please don't hurt me!
(Darren and Alex got freaked out.)
Darren: Help! There's a living hot dog bun at my house!
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: No, no, no! Guys! It's me! Carrie!
(Darren and Alex stopped freaking out as they looked at Carrie.)
Darren: Carrie? Is that you?
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Yes, it's me!
Darren: But... I thought you were gone!
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Well, technically, I'm not. I just ate the chocolate bar, and it gives me some side effects, which includes transforming people into food.
Darren: What?! You ate that fucking chocolate bar?
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Yes! I was transformed into a hot dog bun magically, and now, I'm going to live as a hot dog bun for the rest of my life and spend the rest of my life as a hot dog bun, unless there's a way to change me back into a human. Wait, is there a way for you guys to change me back into a human?
(Darren and Alex look at each other and shrug. They then look at Carrie the Hot Dog Bun.)
Darren: Unfortunately, we don't.
Alex: We're just employees at Shopwell's, not scientists.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: (sighs) Yes, I know that. I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life as a hot dog bun... forever.
Alex: Look, we'll find someone that can help you to change you back into a human.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Really? Who?
Alex: Jane Stone. She is a scientist who is best known for chemicals and gadgets.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Hmm, interesting.
Darren: Do you think she can turn Carrie back into a human?
Alex: Probably.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: We should go to see Jane Stone. But first, you should grab my purse. I can't grab it when I'm a bun!
Alex: I'll get it. (grabs her purse)
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: What about my clothes?
Alex: That too. (grabs Carrie's clothes) Alright, let's go.
(A few minutes later, Carrie, Alex, and Darren entered the science lab.)
Alex: We are here in the science lab.
Darren: Excuse us, miss.
Jane: Yes? How can I help you?
Darren: I need you to do us a little favor and change our friend back into a human.
Jane: Why?
Darren: Here's why. Carrie was magically transformed into a hot dog bun after eating one of the chocolate bars that turn people into food.
Jane: Oh my, that's terrible.
Darren: I know, we all know!
Jane: Don't worry, guys. I have just the thing for your hot dog bun friend.
Darren: Okay.
(Jane looks for something that can change Carrie back into a human.)
Jane: There.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Did you find it?
Jane: Yep.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Whoa! What the heck is that?
Jane: This... is a special bottle of booze that can turn you back into a human. It might taste like crap to you, but I guess that's enough to help you.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Geez. Thank you, miss. I don't want to be a damn hot dog bun forever.
(Carrie drinks the bottle of booze and begins to transform back into her human form.)
Carrie Toh: I'm a human again! WOO-HOO!
(Alex, Darren, and Jane cheer for her. However, as they cheer, the effect on the booze doesn't last forever, and so Carrie transforms into a dog, then into a cat, then into a mouse, then into a rat, then into a raccoon, then into a fox, then into an apple, then into a box, then into a pencil, then into a cake, then into a flashlight, then into a rake, then into a leaf, then into a duck, then into a bear, then into a truck, then into a dollar, then into a car, and then into several other different types of animals and objects, before transforming back into a hot dog bun.)
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Yay! I'm a... hot dog bun again? Wait, what?
Jane: You might want to look at the mirror behind you.
(Carrie the Hot Dog Bun looks at the mirror that is right behind her. She then screams.)
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: OH SHIT!
Jane: Yeah, I forgot. The booze is a work-in-progress type of project that I'm working on. Sorry about that.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Aw shit. If my mom were to see me as, like, a hot dog bun, she's going to kill me!
(Jane escorts Carrie the Hot Dog Bun, Darren, and Alex out of her science lab.)
Jane: Don't worry about that. I'll find something else for the booze I'm working on. Speaking of which, I'm going to continue working on it right now. In the meantime, go back to your homes and get some rest. I'll see you tomorrow. Good night. (closes the door)
Darren: So, now what?
Alex: I... don't know.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: So, I'm going to be a hot dog bun for the rest of my LIFE?!
Alex: Well, until the scientist finishes working on the booze that can change you back into a human, I'm afraid so.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Well, shit. Screw this! I'm going home. Good night, Darren and Alex.
Darren: Be careful out there, Carrie! There could be dangers along the way on your journey back to your house.
Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: I will. Thanks! Good night!
(Carrie the Hot Dog Bun walks away as she starts her journey all the way back to her house. Darren and Alex look at each other and shrug.)
==Part 5: Carrie Stops to Rest at Shopwell's/The Music Store==
(A few hours later, Carrie gets tired of walking as she runs out of breath.)
Carrie: Damn! It sure is a fucking long way back home. I wish I had a place to stay in for one night only, so I can rest and wake up fresh and well-rested tomorrow... (looks at the Shopwell's building) and I know just the place to stay in.
(Carrie walks to the sliding doors, which were locked.)
Carrie: Shit! I forgot! The store is already closed, so the doors are locked. There must be another way to get into the building.
(But then, Carrie discovers a hole in the wall.)
Carrie: Aha! Now there's a way to get inside that place.
(Carrie went through the hole in the wall and stepped inside the store. There, she discovers all of the anthropomorphic foods sleeping on the shelves, with some sleeping in the buckets, and some sleeping in the freezers.)
Carrie: Wow! I've never seen any object with faces, arms, legs, and clothing. Well, gloves and shoes are the only common articles of clothing they wear. (sees Frank and Brenda sleeping together and gasps) Oh... my... God! It's... it's a hot dog sausage and bun couple sleeping together. I don't know what their names are, but that's just weird, even for an object. I wonder if there's an empty shelf to sleep in. (finds an unoccupied empty shelf) Aha! Here's the one. (gets into the shelf) Well, good night, world. (goes to sleep)
(The next morning, Carrie wakes up and yawns.)
Carrie: Good morning.
Foods: Morning.
(Carrie breathes in and out, gets up, and gets off the shelf.)
Carrie: What a beautiful day.
(But then, Carrie looks at the foods and screams. The foods scream back at her and freaked out.)
Carrie: Oh, my God! You're all alive! Who are you?! Don't attack me!!
(Carrie nervously shakes her body and gets down on the floor.)
Frank: We are not going to fucking kill you!! I mean, what the fuck are we? Cannibals? I don't think so.
(Carrie freezes for a second.)
Carrie: Wait, so... you're not going to kill me?
Frank: Nope.
Carrie: Then why are you afraid of me?
Frank: All of us foods freaked out when you saw us and you also thought we were alive, which technically, we fucking are. So, I got some questions for you. Who are you? What is your name? Where the hell do you come from?
Carrie: Well, I'm glad you asked. I'm Carrie Toh, daughter of Camille Toh. I'm a 17-year-old human teenager. Well, I used to be a human teenager, until that moment when I ate the chocolate bar that transforms people into objects.
Frank: No way!
Carrie: Oh, yes way. After eating that chocolate bar, I got this strange side effect from it, and so, I was transformed into a hot dog bun... magically. So, I want to go back to my house, but because I don't want my mom to see me like this, I decided to stay in Shopwell's for a few days or so. Anyways, I'm from Los Angeles, California. Oh, and by the way, I'm an engineer at Shopwell's. I'm also a student at Los Angles High School. I love to hang out with my friends, go shopping, and take care of the store. That is until yesterday when I was...
Frank: Yeah, yeah, we know. You were magically transformed into a hot dog bun. We get it now.
Carrie: Oh, okay. Anyway, there's one more thing I have to say to you. Some people called me by my fucking goddamn foul nickname "Sucky" Toh, which is a fucking insult to me. And that's it.
Frank: Well, thanks for sharing your story with us.
Carrie: (sighs) You're welcome. By the way, who the heck are you? And who are your friends?
Frank: Well, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Frank, and I'm a sausage. This is my girlfriend Brenda.
Brenda: Hi! It's nice to meet you.
Frank: And this is Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Gum, Barry, Carl, Teresa, Firewater, Mr. Grits, Twink, and the rest of the darn foods at Shopwell's.
Foods: Hello!
Frank: Welcome to our home. We're so glad you came here just to get away from your mom, who was the monster that took all of her groceries away, the ones she chose from six months ago, and also, the ones she killed at her house, even Carl, although he is brought back to life thanks to Gum's Recovery Center machine.
Carrie: Hey, it's nice to meet you all, but I'd better get going. I have to get back to my house where my mom is at. I just hope my mom doesn't see me like this. She'll kill me otherwise.
Frank: Wait! Don't go to the outside world formerly known as the Great Beyond!
Carrie: The Great Beyond? What is the Great Beyond?
Frank: Well, as Firewater told me about the Great Beyond in the first movie, it was an afterlife for the foods, so as they get purchased by the humans who they thought were gods, they could spend an eternal life there. Unfortunately, the Great Beyond is nothing but a fucking huge fake lie. The real and terrible truth is... once the foods were purchased by the human gods and taken out of the store through its doors and into their homes, the gods kill them and their asses by cooking, smashing, slicing, and even eating them. That is the reason why the Great Beyond was bullshit and it still is.
Carrie: I think it's a bit obvious that when you, along with the rest of the foods at Shopwell's, believe in a lie that was meant to be true but really isn't, you don't know exactly what the hell is going to happen.
Frank: That's exactly the point. Luckily, Barry escaped this kind of tragedy and showed me proof of his own, and so Barry and I, along with the other foods, declared war on humans, thus putting an end to their eating streak. I was hoping you would do the same.
Carrie: Uh... I... kinda choose to... to... uh... (looks at the sliding doors) You see, I want to be a human again. Okay? I... I don't wanna end up living as an object like you guys forever.
Frank: Wait... WHAT?! What do you mean you choose to be a human again over joining us?
Carrie: Didn't you hear what I just said? I eat food! I drink beverages! I use many different kinds of objects! But I don't want to be an object for life! Look, I have to go back to the outside world and find someone that could change me back into a human. Goodbye and fuck you all!
(Carrie walks away from them and gets out of the store.)
Frank: Well, that's just it. I told Carrie not to go into the fucking outside world, but she didn't listen, and she went into the outside world anyway. What a dumb bitch.
Brenda: You said it.
(Meanwhile, at the music store, Maya listens to the pop music.)
Maya: This is my jam! WOO! (dances to her favorite jam) Yeah, baby!
(Then, Maya notices someone who enters the music store.)
Maya: Uh... hello?
Carrie: Hello.
(Maya looks down and sees Carrie.)
Maya: Ah! Hola, amigo! Welcome to the music store. How can I help you? My name is Maya Aiza, by the way.
Carrie: It's nice to meet you, Maya. I'm Carrie.
Maya: What happened to you? Why are you a hot dog bun?
Carrie: Well, I'm a hot dog bun because... I ate the chocolate bar that turns people into objects. So, therefore, I was transformed into a hot dog bun magically. Now I'll never be a human again.
Maya: Gee, that's too bad.
Carrie: It's so horrible... it feels like I was as small as an ordinary object and I was treated just like one by humans who are bigger than me.
Maya: I know. Luckily, Jane is making a bottle of booze that can change you back into a human.
Carrie: Yes, I know that. Oh, by the way, how's your family?
Maya: My family was good. They're at my house now, so... I should call my family and find out what they are doing. (calls her family)
(The scene cuts to the phone ringing. A silhouetted family member grabs the phone and calls Maya.)
Man: Hola. Who is this?
Maya: Hola, it's me, Maya. I'm at the music store with a talking hot dog bun.
Carrie: Hi. I'm Carrie Toh.
Man: A talking hot dog bun?
Carrie: You must be her brother or something? By the way, yes. I'm a hot dog bun. What's your name? Sir?
Alejandro: My name is Alejandro Aiza, Maya's older brother.
Carrie: Oh, nice to meet you.
Maya: I'm glad that you met my brother.
Carrie: I have a problem. When I ate the chocolate bar that turns people into objects, I became a hot dog bun. Jane is making the bottle of booze that could turn me back into a human.
Alejandro: Oh, so you want to become a human again. I hope Jane is making some bottles of that special booze. Well, I have to go. Later. (hangs up the phone)
Maya: Come on, Carrie. Let's go to the science lab and see Jane the scientist.
Carrie: Yay! Let's go!
==Part 6: Back to the Science Lab/Carrie Becomes a Human Again==
(The scene fades to Jane working on the booze at her lab. Carrie and Maya came to see her.)
Maya: Hi, Jane. I'm Maya Aiza. It's nice to see you.
Jane: Carrie, you're back, and just in time, too. Here, try this now.
Carrie: Okay. Let's do this. (drinks the booze)
Maya: I hope this works... for sure.
(Carrie sees pixie dust flying all around her. Suddenly, she grows to the size of a human as she transforms back into a human. The pixie dust disappears after the transformation is completed.)
Carrie Toh: (gasps) I'm a human again. Yay!
(Jane and Maya cheer as Carrie becomes a human again.)
Jane: It works! You're a human again!
Carrie Toh: Thank you so much! I can't believe your booze worked.
Jane: You're welcome. Anytime. Okay, you can leave now. Thanks for stopping by. Goodbye!
Carrie Toh: Bye!
(Maya and Carrie exit the science lab.)
Maya: Well, I gotta go back to work at the music store.
Carrie: Oh! Okay.
Maya: Adios, Carrie.
Carrie: See ya. I can't wait to see the look on Darren and Alex's faces when they see me as a human again.
(Carrie runs back to Darren's penthouse.)
Carrie Toh: Darren! Alex! I'm human again!
Darren: Carrie!
Alex: Oh thank god, you're back to normal!
Carrie Toh: I'm so glad that I can see your face now.
Darren: Yeah!
Carrie Toh: Oh, by the way. Where are my clothes?
Alex: Uh, you're only wearing underwear.
(Carrie sees the reflection on the mirror of herself wearing underwear.)
Carrie Toh: Oh. Well, perhaps I should find some new clothes.
Alex: Yeah, I think you should.
Carrie Toh: You got it.
(Carrie goes to Darren's room where her clothes are at. Carrie gets dressed in her new outfit, which consists of a pink tank top, a blue skirt, and silver sandals. Carrie sees the reflection on the mirror of herself wearing her new outfit.)
Carrie Toh: This outfit is so.... unusual. It's pretty different from my old outfit.
(Carrie walks downstairs to show off her new outfit to Alex and Darren.)
Carrie Toh: Hey, guys. What do you think of my new outfit?
Darren: I love it! Your outfit is way better than the old one.
Alex: Your new outfit is so cute and adorable.
Carrie Toh: Thanks.
(They heard someone knocking on the door.)
Carrie Toh: Oh, I heard someone knocking. I'll go get it.
(Carrie runs to the door and opens.)
Carrie Toh: Hello?
(It was revealed to be a businessman who is an investor for Shopwell's.)
Businessman: Good day, miss. Are you the owner of this place?
Carrie Toh: Uh, no. My boss Darren is.
Businessman: Hmm, okay. May I please speak with him?
Carrie Toh: Okay?
Businessman: Thank you.
(The businessman walks towards Darren.)
Businessman: Good day, sir.
Darren: Oh shit! Who the hell are you?
Businessman: I am an investor for Shopwell's, which is the store you work at as a manager. My name is Richard Moneyass, and I have some bad news for you. Due to a huge incident where employees and customers are killed by food, the profits have just decreased. Because of this, your store... is bankrupt. Therefore, it shall permanently be closed... for good.
Alex: WHAT!? Shopwell's will be closed for good!?! Oh no!
Darren: You can't do that!
Carrie Toh: What the fuck?! I can't believe you want to close down Shopwell's! Also, there's nobody at the supermarket! Asshole!
Darren: Bastard!
Alex: MORON!
Richard: I know you don't like the idea of the supermarket being closed due to that one incident involving groceries and stuff, but I'm afraid the people at Shopwell's have absolutely no other choice. They just... (sighs) they just have to do something else for once, besides running a supermarket business, of course. I'm sorry, Darren, but this is for the good of you, your employees, and your friends and family. Goodbye. (leaves)
(Carrie gives him a middle finger.)
Carrie Toh: (slowly) Fuck... you!
==Part 7: Wendy at the Los Angeles High School Field/Going to the Mall==
(At the Los Angeles High School Field, Wendy is practicing her cheerleading skills.)
Wendy: Go, team! Woo!! (shakes her pom-pom)
Michael: Way to go, Wendy!
Wendy: (runs towards Michael) Thank you. I'm just practicing my cheerleading skills. Watch this.
(Wendy runs, tumbles, and lands perfectly.)
Michael: (clapping) Bravo! You are an amazing cheerleader!
Wendy: Thanks! Wanna go to the burger restaurant?
Michael: Sure.
Wendy: Good, so let's go.
(Wendy and Michael are at the burger restaurant.)
Michael: There it is, the burger restaurant. Shall we dine in?
Wendy: Go for it.
(They enter the restaurant and order two hamburgers.)
Wendy: It is so delicious.
Michael: Yeah. (eats his hamburger)
(Meanwhile, the hamburger is being eaten by Michael. The other foods ordered by Wendy and Michael watched in horror.)
French Fry #1: This is why I plan on moving back to France.
French Fry #2: The farmers at Idaho take better care of potatoes than the consumers.
French Fry #3: I agree!
French Fry #4: Me too!
French Fry #5: Me three! What do you think, guys?
(The first five French fries turn to the other 95, who were all eaten by both Wendy and Michael respectively.)
French Fry #5: Guys?!
(The five remaining fries turn to Michael and scream as he grabs them and eats them all.)
Wendy: Yum! So good.
Michael: Yeah. I just love eating food here.
Wendy: I know, right?
Michael: Yeah, right... I guess. Let's just finish eating our food and get the hell out of here.
Wendy: Okay.
(Michael and Wendy finish eating their food. They got out of the restaurant.)
Wendy: That burger is so good! So, wanna go to the mall with me?
Michael: Yes!
Wendy: Great! I'll go call your sister.
Michael: Okay.
(Wendy calls Carrie.)
Carrie: Hello?
Wendy: Hey, Carrie. Your brother and I are going to the mall. Wanna join us?
Carrie: Sure! I'll be right there.
Wendy: Okay. See ya there! (hangs up her phone)
Michael: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
(Wendy and Carrie enter the Green Mall.)
Wendy: Wow! Carrie! I can't believe you came!
Carrie: Me too!
Michael: I know, right?
Wendy: Let's shop! After that, we can eat ice cream.
Michael: Okay, Wendy. Let's go.
(Wendy, Carrie, and Michael go shopping. After spending 20 minutes at the mall shopping for stuff, Wendy goes to the ice cream shop.)
Ice Cream Cashier: Hello. Welcome to the Green Mall Ice Cream Shop. May I take your order?
Wendy: Uh, I would like to have one scoop of caramel ice cream while Carrie would like a scoop of strawberry and her brother Michael would like a scoop of chocolate.
Ice Cream Cashier: Okay, then. Coming right up.
(The ice cream cashier gives Wendy three ice cream cones with three respective scoops of caramel ice cream, strawberry ice cream, and chocolate ice cream on the top.)
Ice Cream Cashier: Here we go. One scoop of caramel ice cream for you, and two respective scoops of strawberry and chocolate ice cream for your friends.
Wendy: Thanks. (gets some money out of her wallet and places it on the table) Here is the tip.
Ice Cream Cashier: Thank you! Have a nice day!
Wendy: You're welcome.
(Wendy grabs three ice creams and walks away with Carrie and Michael.)
Carrie: Wow! I love the strawberry flavored ice cream!
Michael: Let's eat it!
(They eat their ice creams.)
Carrie Toh: Mmm... so good!
Michael: Yep. This ice cream is the best!
Wendy: Yeah! Hmm, I wonder if Shopwell's would stay open a little longer before its fucking closure according to that shitheaded Richard Moneyass businessman.
Carrie Toh: Gee, I sure wonder.
==Part 8: Back in Shopwell's/Wendy meets Alex and Maya==
(The scene fades to Shopwell's where Richard Moneyass places a "Store Closing" notice on the store's window.)
Richard Moneyass: Heh heh heh. Let's see if the store's employees could save the store before the closure or not.
(Richard walks away. Inside the store, Frank, Brenda, and the other foods see the closure notice on the window.)
Frank: Huh? Well, that's strange. I thought the monster would enter the store and take one of the foods away to eat him... or her. But... I reckoned that creature won't be eating any of us anytime soon.
Brenda: Oh, yes. That's very strange indeed.
Barry: Hmmm, if the entire store itself is going to be closed, then... we can actually still live a life without the gods. This is going to be great!
Frank: Oh yeah! You're right.
Brenda: Brilliant!
(Richard turns around as the foods get shocked and hide from him.)
Richard: Huh? I thought the foods were inanimate. Oh well.
(Richard continues walking as the foods come out of hiding.)
Frank: Phew! That was a close one.
Brenda: I know.
Frank: How should we stop him? I mean, the businessman isn't going to, like, destroy our home or anything like that. Heh heh. Right?
(The foods then see Richard calling the demolition workers on the phone.)
Frank: What the fuck? What is that guy doing now?
(Meanwhile, Richard is outside the store talking to the demolition workers on the phone.)
Richard: (on the phone) Hello, this is Richard Moneyass. I'm at Shopwell's, and... uh... I want you to come over and meet me here. I'm planning to close down Shopwell's because of that one tiny incident where employees and shoppers were attacked by living foods.
Frank: Living foods? (gasps) He means us!
Richard: (on the phone) So, I want you guys to help me... destroy... this store.
Frank: (gasps) Oh no! That guy is planning to destroy our home!
Barry: Oh, wow! You're right!
Brenda: We got to do something!
Richard: (on the phone) Alright! We'll start demolishing this place first thing in the morning. Okay, thanks. Have a good day! Goodbye. (hangs up) Excellent! (laughs) Ha ha ha!
(Richard gets into his limousine and it drives away.)
Frank: Guys, I'm afraid I have some bad news. My friends and I just found out that our home will be demolished by tomorrow, and when it's destroyed, we will all be homeless... forever.
(All of the foods gasped.)
Barry: Oh no! That's terrible! This is way worse than before! Frank, we've got to do something! Something. (thinking) Hmm... How are we supposed to save our home?
Frank: (thinking) Gee, I sure wonder how we're going to do that. (gets an idea) Aha! Guys, we have a plan!
(Meanwhile, at Darren's penthouse, Alex and Maya are having a conversation.)
Alex: So, your friend Carrie saved us from living food. I was placed inside the freezer along with the others months ago.
Maya: Oh dear. Good thing Carrie saved you and the others. I'm glad she called 911 about that.
Alex: I know. Darren found the Druggie's head from above the shelf.
Maya: Yes, and I just heard that he puts a man's head on the recovery machine. Then, this man will come back to life.
Alex: Indeed, Maya. Indeed.
(Maya eats a hot dog. She sees Carrie, Michael, and Wendy.)
Wendy: Hi, Maya!
Maya: Hey, guys!
Alex: (stands up and shakes Wendy's hand) My name is Alex. What's your name?
Wendy: I'm Wendy. It's nice to meet you.
Carrie Toh: Alex, this is my brother Michael.
Michael: Hello. It's nice to meet you. Is that a tattoo?
Alex: (looks at the tattoo on her shoulder) Why, yes.
Michael: Cool! I would love to get a tattoo, but my mom won't let me get it.
Alex: Oh, that's too bad. That's why you get it because tattoos can be painful.
Michael: Oh.
Carrie Toh: So, where is Wendy?
(The scene cuts to Wendy in Darren's room.)
Wendy: Wow! This is so amazing! (looks at the dresser) Hmmm... I wonder what's inside of the dresser?
(Wendy snickers as she opens the dresser and sees the undies.)
Wendy: Holy shit! Those are some weird-looking briefs!
(Wendy takes out a brief from the dresser.)
Wendy: He always wears red briefs every day and never changes.
(Wendy sees a box of porn magazines on the dresser.)
Wendy: Whoa! He secretly loves to jerk off to those magazines. Darren also loves the ladies, so... he must be a ladies' man.
(She takes one of the magazines out.)
Wendy: He likes the ladies with big breasts and big butts.
(Wendy giggles as she turns the page and sees a woman in a bikini.)
Wendy: OOOOOHHH!! This woman is sexy! She has perfect hair! Her body is so hot! Well, it's time to put it away.
(Wendy puts the magazine back into the box and exits Darren's room. The scene cuts to Carrie, Michael, Alex, and Maya waiting for Wendy.)
Carrie Toh: Oh, my gosh. Where the hell is she?
Michael: I don't know. She should have been here by now.
Carrie Toh: Damn it!
Wendy: Here I am! I saw the fucking porn magazines from the goddamn box. Darren loves to jerk off to those magazines. Not only does he love that shit, but he also fucking loves the ladies with big tits and big asses. So, Darren must be a ladies' man. Ooh la la!
Carrie Toh: I didn't know that Darren was a ladies' man.
Michael: I know, sis.
Maya: Indeed, Carrie.
==Part 9: Frank Visits the Non-Perishables and Gum/Frank Trains with Master Sushi==
(Meanwhile at Shopwell's, Frank looks at the parking lot through the store's front window. He then turns to Brenda, Barry, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Teresa, and the other foods.)
Frank: Okay, so, here's the plan. I'm gonna go visit the Non-Perishables and Gum at the cave behind the shelves. Perhaps they'll give me some advice and help while visiting. I'll be back soon, and when that time comes, the time that Shopwell's will soon be gone, you must defend yourselves and attack anyone who tries to destroy our home or purchase us so that we could be eaten, drunk, and used. I have to go now, so stay safe. Goodbye.
(Frank walks away as he ventures off to the liquor aisle. He then enters the cave behind the liquor aisle shelves to see the Non-Perishables and Gum.)
Frank: Firewater, we meet again.
Firewater: And so we have. Hello again, Frank.
Mr. Grits, Twink, and Gum: Hi, Frank!
Frank: Hi, guys. Uh, who's that?
Firewater: This here is Spicy Bean, the new member of the Non-Perishables.
Spicy Bean: Sup.
Frank: Hello. Um, I just heard that the monster behind Shopwell's, who is the store chain's investor, is... uh... planning to close down the store, which is our home, by the way.
Firewater: Hmm...
Frank: But wait! There's more. Not only does he plan to close down the store, but he also plans to destroy it, and when he does just that by tomorrow, then we, the objects living in the store, will all be homeless forever.
Firewater: Hmm?
Frank: Yeah, I know. It's really sad and unfortunate. So, I'm here to ask you this one simple question. How are we going to save our home from being demolished?
Firewater: Hmm... Please excuse us for a moment, for we are about to have a private conversation.
(The Non-Perishables and Gum look away and start talking to each other in a private conversation of their own.)
Firewater: Guys, Frank wants to know how to save the store that is our home from a businessman who plans to close and destroy it.
Gum: We've got to do something about it.
Twink: Gum's got the point, you know. We'll have to come up with something, fast!
Mr. Grits: That motherfucker is about to destroy our goddamn home. This could be a possible sign that he will fucking declare war on us motherfucking objects. That bastard has a lot of tricks under his sleeve, and I fucking swear, he's going to use that damn shit to attack, destroy, and kill us and the store.
Spicy Bean: This... could be tough, but... I know there's going to be someone who could help one of us.
Firewater: Really? Who?
Spicy Bean: Master Sushi, the Japanese sushi martial arts master. He'll be helping us prepare for battle. He's the one who teaches anyone how to fight and defend themselves. He's also the one that explains to anyone what it's like to be a true hero and what it takes to be one, too. I'm sure he'll be helping our friend Frank and explain to him that he, along with his friends, will always win over the businessman, and not because of strength or power, but because we're going to have something that the businessman will never have and can't even comprehend... hope, faith, and love. I say the businessman's power is fueled by hate, fame, fortune, riches, and greed. As long as we keep hope, faith, and love in us, I know we will always be able to defeat him in no time.
Firewater: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?
(The other Non-Perishables and Gum stare at Firewater in shock and pass out.)
Firewater: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just say that line from the first film?
The other Non-Perishables and Gum: Yes, yes you did.
Firewater: Oh! Sorry. Anyways, you have a good point there, Spicy Bean. Let's tell Frank about it. I'm sure he'll find Master Sushi. Speaking of which, let's make a copy of the map. You know, the map of the entire store that we made years ago. We'll give him that.
Gum: Okay.
(They begin to create a copy of the entire map of Shopwell's that they created many years before the events of the first film. It took about 20 minutes for them to duplicate the map using the copying machine. The copy of the map itself is finally finished, and it's smaller than the actual thing.)
Gum: There. Now we can just give it to Frank.
Firewater: Okay, Gum.
(Gum and Firewater give the copy of the store map to Frank.)
Firewater: Here is the map of the entire store. There is the Japanese food aisle. That is where Master Sushi lives. Go to his place and tell him that I sent you there. Master Sushi will teach you how to fight, how to defend yourself, and most importantly, how to save our home from many dangerous things. It's all up to you now, Frank. Here, I packed you a few things for your journey. (gives a backpack to Frank) They're all inside this backpack. It's yours now, so you can keep it.
Frank: Wow! Thanks!
Firewater: No problem. Well, good luck on that journey to Master Sushi's place. Farewell, little sausage. We'll never forget you.
Non-Perishables: So long, Frank.
Gum: Goodbye and good luck.
Frank: Bye, guys! (exits the cave)
Firewater: So, who's up for smoking weed?
Mr. Grits: Ooh! I do!
Twink: Yeah!
Spicy Bean: Uh, no thanks. I'm good.
Gum: I don't really want to smoke some weed, thank you.
Firewater: Hmm? Oh well, more for me.
(Meanwhile, at the Japanese food aisle, Frank saw Master Sushi at the top of a huge mountain of cans.)
Frank: Uh... hello? (clears his throat) I'm Frank, and... uh... I need your help.
Master Sushi: What do you want?
Frank: Well, I've come here to see you. The Native American liquor bottle, Firewater, who is the leader of the Non-Perishables, sent me here, so... I have come here to train.
Master Sushi: Hmm, and why would you come here to train?
Frank: I've come here to train because I just heard that the monstrous businessman is going to close down and destroy the store, which is our home.
Master Sushi: I knew it! Our home is going to be destroyed by that monstrous businessman! Hmm, very well, then. I accept your request.
Frank: Yes! Thank you! So, when do we start?
Master Sushi: Your training begins in 5 minutes. You better get ready.
Frank: Okay.
(Frank enters Master Sushi's house on top of the mountain of cans and gets dressed into his karate uniform.)
Frank: Okay, I'm ready.
(The scene fades to Frank and Master Sushi at the top of a shelf that is standing next to the mountain of cans.)
Master Sushi: First, I shall teach you a bit of karate.
Frank: Okay, then. Let's do this.
(Master Sushi and Frank begin karate training.)
Master Sushi: Very good.
(They continue to train for 3 hours.)
Frank: After that, what's next?
Master Sushi: Next, I shall teach you all about defense and how to defend yourself.
Frank: Okay. But how?
Master Sushi: I'll show you.
(Master Sushi snaps his fingers and two thugs appear.)
Frank: Whoa! What the hell?!
Master Sushi: Are you ready to defend yourself and fight those two guys?
(The two thugs snicker at Frank.)
Frank: Well, I guess so. Come to me, you fools!
(The two thugs run towards Frank as he jumps high and defeats them with a single kick in the face. The two thugs then fall out of the shelf. Frank looks down and blows raspberries at them.)
Master Sushi: Wow! How did you do that?
Frank: I jumped high over those thugs and defeated them with a single kick in the face.
Master Sushi: Hmm-hmm. I see.
Frank: Yeah, I know. I need to practice some more skills.
Master Sushi: Good for you.
Frank: Well, I have to go. Thanks for everything.
Master Sushi: You're welcome. Have a good day, Frank.
Frank: You too.
(Frank leaves the mountain of cans in the Japanese food aisle and heads back to the cave at the liquor aisle.)
Firewater: Frank! You're back! Glad to see you again. How was training?
Frank: It... it was good! I've never felt any better!
Gum: Now, it's time to fight that monstrous businessman!
==Part 10: Carrie Goes Back to the Science Lab/Carrie Returns to Shopwell's==
(The scene cuts to Carrie and Michael walking back to their house.)
Michael: That... was weird, but... I had a good time at your boss's penthouse. How about you, Carrie? Did you have a good time there?
Carrie: Well, yeah. I did. (stays silent for 3 seconds) Hey, Michael?
Michael: Yeah?
Carrie: Did you remember the time that I ate the candy bar that turns people into objects and I was transformed into a hot dog bun because of that?
Michael: Yes?
Carrie: And did you remember that, while I was still a hot dog bun, I went to Shopwell's just to stay for a night and I met the objects living in the store, and then, I said mean things to them?
Michael: Yes? Wait, you met the objects from that place that can talk?!
Carrie: Yes. Anyways, did you remember all that mean shit I said to them?
Michael: Yes?
Carrie: (sad) Well, I kinda feel bad for them, and now, their home would be destroyed by that Richard Moneyass bastard all because of me. I don't know what to do.
Michael: Aw, cheer up, now. I'll help you with that problem you're having. Tell you what, go to the science lab and visit Jane Stone. She'll turn you back into a hot dog bun like you were before you were transformed back into a human. That way, while as a hot dog bun, you should go back to Shopwell's, apologize to the objects that you first met, be friends with them, and most importantly, help them save their home. You think you can handle it?
Carrie: Well, I guess.
Michael: That's the spirit! (enters the house) Well, I'll see you when you're human again. Bye, sis! (closes the door)
Carrie: Bye. Well, it's all up to me now.
(Carrie starts walking to the science lab.)
Jane: Oh, hello there. What do you want this time?
Carrie: Uh, do you have any candy bars that transform people into objects?
Jane: Why, yes. Take some.
Carrie: Thank you. (takes a handful of candy bars) Also, do you have any bottles of booze that turn anthropomorphic objects back into humans?
Jane: Yes. Just take some.
Carrie: Thank you.
(Carrie puts a pile of candy bars and three bottles of booze in her backpack.)
Carrie: That's all I need. Thank you.
Jane: You're welcome. Have a good day.
Carrie: You too.
(Carrie exits the science lab and goes to Shopwell's and sits near the door.)
Carrie: Okay, it's time for me to get back into my object self.
(Carrie takes out a candy bar from her backpack, eats it, and transforms back into a hot dog bun. She then enters the store, hoping to find some anthropomorphic objects to talk to.)
Carrie: I have to find them. Hello? Anyone there?
(The anthropomorphic objects see Carrie again, but they feel really pissed after what she said to them about a day ago.)
Carrie: Oh... shit.
(Frank appears behind Carrie and taps her back three times with his finger. Carrie turns around and sees Frank again. She then screams at him.)
Frank: Whoa! What the hell?! God, you almost scared me!
Carrie: Oh! Sorry. Didn't see you back there. Um, I... uh... I've just come here to... uh... apologize to you, your friends, and the other objects living in the store.
Frank: Oh, really?
Carrie: Yes, uh... I owe you and the rest of the objects an apology for all the mean things I said to you and them. (sighs sadly) I'm sorry. Please... forgive me, for I have said something mean to you... all of you. I just felt like apologizing to you, because... I feel bad for you, and... and now, your home would be destroyed by Richard Moneyass, the investor for Shopwell's, all because of me. (sighs again) I don't know what to do. I could never forgive myself. (looks at Frank) Please... accept my apology. Please!
(As Carrie feels sad, so do Frank, Brenda, Barry, Carl, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Teresa, Gum, the Non-Perishables, and the other objects. So, Frank walks to Carrie and comforts her.)
Frank: Apology... accepted. We forgive you.
(Carrie cheers up and sees the objects feeling happy.)
Carrie: Well, I guess I will help you save your home after all.
(The objects cheer and applaud for Carrie. She then turns to Frank and his friends.)
Carrie: Um, guys.
Frank: Yes?
Carrie: I... I just want to show you a little something.
(Carrie takes out a bottle of booze and pours part of it into a cup. She drinks the booze and she transforms back into a human. The objects now realize Carrie is actually a human.)
Carrie: Well, remember that I told you that I'm actually a human?
(The objects shake their heads to Carrie.)
Carrie: Well, this... is what I actually am.
(Carrie takes out another candy bar and eats it. She then transforms back into a hot dog bun.)
Carrie: There. Now you know who and what I actually am. Anyways, I shall help you with your plan to save your home.
Frank: Okay! That's fine with me. What do you think, guys?
Brenda: I like the sound of that.
Barry: Yeah! Me too!
Carl: Me three!
Frank: Okay, Carrie. Here's the deal. Once we save the store and defeat that investor, you have to promise us that you will never eat, drink, or use any of us objects here again. Capeesh?
Carrie: Yes, Frank. I understand.
Frank: Good. Now, we must wait for tomorrow, because we're about to kick some serious ass.
Carrie: Alright! (yawns) I'm tired. Well, it's time to go to sleep. I'll be sleeping in one of those shelves here. I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
(Carrie climbs up to the bottom shelf and goes to sleep. The next morning, Carrie stands up and stretches.)
Carrie: Ah, what a lovely day. (jumps off from the bottom shelf) Hmm, everyone else is asleep. I have to keep quiet or I would rudely wake them up.
(Carrie takes out a bottle of booze and pours part of it into a cup. She drinks the booze and she transforms back into a human. She then takes out her smartphone and calls Darren and Alex.)
Carrie: (on her phone) Hello? Oh, hi. It's me, Carrie. I'm at Shopwells, and I need you two over here now. Good. I'll see you there. Bye. (hangs up her phone) They should be here any minute now.
(Carrie sits down and waits for Alex and Darren to enter the store. A few minutes later, though, Carrie starts feeling bored and looks at her watch.)
Carrie: Come on, you guys. Hurry!
(A few seconds later, Darren and Alex finally enter the store and see Carrie.)
Darren: Hello, Carrie. Alex and I came here as soon as I heard.
Carrie: I'm so glad you came. My object friends are I are going to defend the store and protect it from demolition, destruction, and death.
Darren: Oh, yeah. Wait, you've been communicating with objects and understood them?
Carrie: Yep, I sure did.
Darren: But how?
Carrie: It's a long story. How did you get here anyway?
Darren: Well, I don't really own a vehicle, and neither does Alex, so we took a bus trip to the store here.
Carrie: Well, that explains it. What were you doing on the bus?
Darren: Well, while Alex and I were riding on the bus, I called your family on the phone and told them that you wanted me and Alex here because you're going to defend the store with your object friends. Correct?
Carrie: Yeah, that's correct.
(But then, Carrie's parents and her younger brother Michael showed up entering the store.)
Camille Toh: We're here, Doug. This is the store that Carrie works at... as her part-time job, of course.
Doug Toh: Ah, yes. Of course.
(Carrie's parents see Carrie.)
Carrie: Hi, mom and dad.
Camille and Doug: Carrie!
(Carrie's parents hug Carrie while she hugs them back.)
Carrie: I'm so glad to see you. What are you doing here?
Camille: Your boss told me and your father everything about you and how you're going to defend the store from closure and destruction.
Carrie: Oh, yeah. That. So, does anyone of you want to join me?
(Carrie's parents and Michael walk towards Carrie.)
Michael: We'll join you.
Carrie: Okay! Darren, Alex, do you want to join the battle, too?
Darren: Well, now that you think about it, sure! We will.
(Carrie gives her parents, Michael, Darren, and Alex some candy bars.)
Carrie: Well, eat up.
(Carrie takes out a candy bar and eats it. Her parents, Michael, Darren, and Alex eat the candy bars as well. Carrie transforms back into a hot dog bun while Camille transforms into a hot dog bun, Doug transforms into a hot dog sausage, Michael transforms into a toy car, Darren transforms into a soda bottle, and Alex transforms into a lollipop.)
Doug: Holy shit! I'm a sausage!
Camille: I'm a hot dog bun, and so are you, Carrie.
Carrie: Yep, I've been an object many times.
Michael: Wow! I'm a toy car! Cool!
Darren: Oh no! I'm a soda bottle!
Alex: And I'm a lollipop!
Carrie: Guys, this is your first time as objects. We're going to defend the fucking store... together, with some help from many objects living in the store. (hears construction workers coming to the store) Oh shit! I forgot about that. Okay, it's time!
==Part 11: A New War Begins/Problems of Being Objects/Frank's Nightmare==
(The construction workers enter the supermarket while they're talking to each other. However, they stop talking and notice Carrie and their human friends and family, who are now objects.)
Carrie: Not so fast! You better not destroy this store! (grabs the knife) Or I will stab you with this!
Michael: Come get us, losers!
(The construction workers run towards Carrie and their human friends and family. Michael jumps into a construction worker's pants and climbs into his head.) 
Construction Worker #1: Get off me! (tries to grab Michael)
Michael: Oh no, you don't! (yanks his hair) HA!
Construction Worker #1: OW!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!!
(As Michael yanks the construction worker's hair, he notices his hand getting closer. Michael pushes the construction worker down to the ground.)
Michael: Take that!
Carrie: Way to go, bro! It's my turn now!
(Carrie runs towards the construction worker with a knife. She then jumps super high and stabs the construction worker on the back.)
Carrie: Take that! Who's next? (points at the second construction worker) You!
Construction Worker #2: Please don't! I have a wife and three kids! (runs away and screams in fear)
Carrie: And don't ever come back here!
(Several other construction workers saw the death of the first one and they ran away out of the store in fear.)
Doug: Well done, Carrie. You've killed one of the construction workers.
Carrie: Thanks, dad.
Doug: You're welcome. Can I give you a hug?
Carrie: Of course, dad. (hugs him) You are the best dad ever.
(The other objects saw some construction workers running away from the store in fear. They then sighed in relief.)
Frank: (sighs in relief) Phew! That was a close one.
Carrie: Indeed, Frank. So, now what?
Doug: Hmmmm...
(Meanwhile, Richard Moneyass is in his limousine that is driving to Shopwell's. He was drinking a glass of wine until he saw some construction workers running away from the store in fear. He reacted to it by spitting out the wine.)
Richard: WHAT?!? What's going on?! (groans angrily) That's it!
(One of the construction workers knocks on the window. Richard turns around and sees him.)
Richard: What the fuck?! (opens the window) What are you doing here? You're supposed to be demolishing the fucking store, not run away from it because of its goddamn appearance!
Construction Worker #2: It was a talking hot dog bun with a knife! It killed one of the construction workers!
Richard: Hmm, it sounds like you were tripping balls, which means you've been seeing some crazy shit, and it's all in your FUCKING HEAD, you idiot! (slaps the construction worker) Snap the fuck out of it and get back to work, or else!
Construction Worker #2: Yes, sir! (calls the others) False alarm, you guys. It was all just our imagination. Let's get back to what we're doing.
Other Construction Workers: Yes, sir!
(The construction workers turn around and run back to Shopwell's to continue their destruction work on the building itself.)
Carrie: Awwwww... shit! They're coming back! Does anyone have any new plans?
(Frank, after overhearing Carrie, jumps down to the ground and gets up.)
Frank: I do. I've got some plans of my own.
Carrie: Are you sure? I hope this works.
Frank: Am I sure? AM I FUCKING SURE?! OH, FUCK YEAH! I'm definitely sure.
Carrie: Okay then, Frank. 
Frank: I will take care of those monsters! (runs off) 
(Frank sneaks through the aisles without several construction workers noticing it.)
Frank: Phew. Okay, it's time. (jumps up onto a construction worker's head)
Construction Worker #3: Huh? What's that? (takes off his hat and scratches his head)
(Frank climbs into the construction worker's hat, then the construction worker put his hat on. Once inside the hat, Frank takes out his sword and stabs the fleshy skin on the head.)
Construction Worker #3: AAGGGGHHH!!
(Frank uses the sword to draw a circle on the head. He then takes out part of the flesh to make a hole. He then takes out a pickaxe and uses it to hit the boney surface on the skull.)
Construction Worker #3: HELP!!! THERE'S A WEENIE INSIDE MY HEAD!!! AAAAHHHH!!
(Meanwhile inside the head, Frank gets rid of part of the skull and discovers the construction worker's brain.)
Frank: Woohoo! It looks like I've hit the jackpot!
(Frank gets inside the brain and controls it. The signal from the brain triggered the construction worker, which made him tell the others to get out of the store.)
Construction Worker #3: You know what? I'm done with this! Okay? I cannot destroy this building on these conditions. I'm out of here! (turns to the others) And I want you to get out, too.
(Several other construction workers get shocked and gasped. They drop the tools on the floor and begin to leave the supermarket. The third construction worker follows them. He then stands in the middle of the road. Frank hears a car coming towards him, so he gets out of the construction worker's head, just in time. The construction worker then got hit by a car.)
Frank: Heh. That'll teach him not to fuck with me and my friends... and our home. (runs back to Shopwell's) I gotta go back and help the others.
(Frank returns to the store and sees Carrie again.)
Carrie: I'm so glad that you help us defend the supermarket.
Frank: Ah, it was nothing.
Carrie: What should we do now? Return to human form?
Frank: Nope. Since you and your friends and family were humans, and that you eat the foods, drink the beverages, and use other types of objects that you buy from the store, I guess you'll have to just live here for the rest of your lives as objects. That's the punishment you get... for being humans and using objects! That's why!
Carrie: (gasps) You can't do that!
Frank: Oh, yes I can! Watch this!
(Frank snaps his fingers and both the candy bars and the booze that turn people into objects and back vanished.)
Frank: It looks like you won't be needing these anymore. The candy bars and the booze that turn people into objects and back, they are now gone.
Carrie: (groans in anger) We don't want to be objects forever! We want to turn ourselves into humans! I thought you are my friend! But I found out that you are nothing more than my arch enemy now! Because you are listening to that stupid fucking honey mustard until he commits suicide by jumping off the cart because of us and the Great Beyond! That's it! I will kill you! I fucking hate you because you think people are monsters and the Great Beyond is bullshit! We are not the monsters, you are! The objects are the REAL monsters, not us! You are way worse than that douche my mom was trying to buy... six... months... AGO!
(Carrie finally snapped and tackle Frank. She begins to punch Frank on the face so hard. Frank's face is now covered in bruises and blood.)
Carrie: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!! I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU SNAPPED YOUR FINGERS AND POOF! OUR CANDY BARS AND THAT BOOZE THAT TURN PEOPLE INTO OBJECTS AND BACK HAVE JUST VANISHED!! Do you have any idea that those two objects are very important to us humans?
Frank: I... uh... I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Carrie: WELL, OF COURSE, YOU DO HAVE AN IDEA WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU DUMB, MEATY, AND JUICY PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS!
(Darren, Alex, Michael, Doug, Camille, Brenda, Barry, Carl, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Teresa, The Non-Perishables, Gum, and the other objects at Shopwell's are shocked as they see Carrie and Frank arguing and fighting. Frank runs away from Carrie as she starts chasing him.)
Frank: (while running) GUYS, HELP! THAT BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Carrie: (while chasing Frank) OH NO YOU DON'T! (jumps into the sky and lands on Frank)
(Frank punches Carrie in the face, which sends her flying to the sliding glass doors. She then ends up hitting the door and slides on the window before landing on her back. She slowly gets up. Frank turns away from Carrie and walks away.)
Frank: (walking away) I don't want to deal with you and your shit anymore. You guys are on your own. Goodbye.
Carrie: (angry) GOOD!
(Carrie gets sad, runs to her mother, and hugs her while she's crying.)
Camille: I know it's complicated, but... that sausage has a point. We can't be humans anymore if we keep on eating, drinking, using, abusing, and killing objects like that.
Carrie: (sniff) I get it, mom. We'll never turn back into humans again. I wish the foods and other objects will become inanimate again. (groans) No fair!
(Darren, Alex, Michael, Doug, and Camille look at each other and then look at Carrie.)
Darren, Alex, Michael, Doug, and Camille: Fair.
Camille: If you keep on getting angry and abusive towards humans, animals, and objects, you'll never be human again. You'll just make your life worse. I'm glad I chose to be an object instead of a human because I felt bad for all the foods I purchased and ate six months ago.
Doug: Me too.
Darren: Me three.
Alex: Me four.
Michael: Me five! Besides, I would rather be a toy instead of a living creature of any kind all my life.
Carrie: Me six. I want to be a hot dog bun for the rest of my life. (thinks) Man, I hope to find the candy bars and the booze that turn people into objects and back.
(Carrie lets her mother go, thinks about it, and snaps her fingers.)
Carrie: Aha! I know!
Camille: What is it, Carrie?
Carrie: We should find candy bars and booze that turn people into objects and back.
Camille: Great idea! 
Carrie: So, let's go!
(But then, Carrie's mind has been cleared out, and so are Camille's, Doug's, Michael's, Darren's, and Alex's. The camera pans up to Gum and Frank using the Memory Removal Ray.)
Frank: Now, they'll never get their old memories back, because their memories are now both cleared out and altered.
Gum: They should learn how to live as objects more often.
(Brenda walks to Frank and slaps him. Then she grabs the Memory Removal Ray.)
Brenda: Frank! Stop punishing Carrie and others! I'm gonna erase your memories for this! (uses the Memory Removal Ray and removes Frank's memories) Who am I?
Frank: You're still Brenda. Our memories cannot be erased... because they're invincible.
Brenda: No! You are not! That's it! You are going to break up with me because you erased Carrie and her family and friends' memories! (slaps Frank so hard) Fuck you, Frank! I thought you are my boyfriend until you are listening to Honey Mustard about the truth before he jumps off the cart and kills himself because of the Great Beyond and the humans including Carrie! It's all your fault, Frank! 
Teresa: Yeah! It was you! 
Sammy: I know it was you! You erased Carrie's and others' memories! 
Lavash: You erased Carrie's and others' memories with the Memory Removal Ray. You are the most useless sausage I've ever met! We are not invincible! I'm going to strangle you with my bare hands and erase your memories! (strangles Frank) Listen to us or we'll kill you with a knife! (punches Frank in the face)
Frank: Who cares!
Gum: Frank, stop punishing Carrie and her friends and family! Or I'll use the Memory Removal Ray to erase your memories!
Frank: Guys, stop! STOP!
(Frank gets tortured by not just their friends, but also their enemies, other foods, other beverages, other objects, the humans, the animals, the aliens, the monsters, and even Douche, who is suddenly brought back to life, as well. The scene cuts to Frank sleeping in the now-destroyed Shopwell's. He suddenly wakes up from a nightmare he had.)
Frank: NOOOOOOOOO!!! (panting) Huh? (looks around and sighs in relief) Phew! It was just a dream. (gets up) Now I know what will happen if... if everything's not working as I planned. (walks around) Hello? Anyone here? Brenda? Barry? Carl? Lavash? Sammy? Teresa? Firewater? Grits? Twink? Gum? Anyone! Hello! (gets scared) Oh no! I'm all alone... and... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO OUR HOME?! (sighs) I guess I'll be homeless for the rest of my life.
(Frank begins to walk away from the now-destroyed Shopwell's. The scene fades to a town where Frank is now living inside a box.)
Frank: (sighs) It's all my fault... for what I have done. Well, this box should be my new home now. I'm going to sleep.
(Frank closes the lid of the box and goes to sleep.)
==Part 12: The Book Club/Rollerskating/Maya and Leon Visit the Penthouse==
(The scene cuts to the book club where Leon reads a comic.)
Leon: I love to read stories about secret agents in the form of either novel books or comic books. Also, I want to become a secret agent just like in the comics.
(Leon hears the bell ringing as someone enters the store. He waves to Maya while standing a door.)
Leon: Oh, hello there. My name is Leon Douglas. How can I help you? Do you want a noir novel book? Or a superhero comic? 
Maya: Sure thing, Leon. By the way, I'm Maya Aiza, and I work at the music store. I like to read stories about musicians and secret agents. When I was 10 years old, I read a lot of books, including novels and comic books. My brother likes it too because we are the fans of secret agents and musicians.
Leon: Oh, I know your brother from middle school. He loves to play guitar at the music class and teaches his classmates how to play instruments when he got older. Your brother is now 23.
Maya: Yes, yes he is.
Leon: Want to come to the rollerskating rink with me?
Maya: Sure. Let's go to the rollerskating rink.
(The scene cuts to the rollerskating rink.)
Leon: There it is, the rollerskating rink. 
Maya: Let's roll!
(Leon and Maya went inside the rollerskating rink and sees a crowd on the rink.)
Maya: Wow! I've seen this place before.
Leon: Let's go grab our rollerskates first, and then we'll go to the rink.
(Maya and Leon grab their rollerskates from the shelf, take off their shoes, put their rollerskates on, and stand up.)
Maya: So, let it roll!
(Maya and Leon went into the rink. Maya begins to move by lifting one foot and then another as she sprints very fast.)
Maya: WOOO!!! This is so awesome! I love this so much! Leon, watch me!
(Maya jumps so high and lands perfectly. Leon sprints very quickly and jumps so high. Then, he lands and almost lost his balance.)
Leon: Whoa! I'm almost losing my balance, but I can do this. My dad teaches me how to rollerskate when I was 14 years old. 
Maya: Yes, yes he did. I love to rollerskate with you. Let's roll to the show!
(The song "Summer by Calvin Harris" plays as Maya and Leon begin to rollerskate and do some tricks.)
Maya: One spin, two spins!
(Leon grabs Maya's hand as she sees him smiling.)
Leon: And three spins! Here we go!
(Leon and Maya begin to spin as they look at each other. The background changes to black with colorful sprinkles falling on them.)
Leon: Maya? I used to be a lone wolf, but not anymore, because my dad gave me a special toy monkey when I was 5 years old. I called him Mr. Peek because he loves to play peek-a-boo.
Maya: Mr. Peek? That is an interesting name for a toy monkey. I have a doll named Maria which she names after my great-great aunt. But she died from cancer in 1906.
Leon: That's too bad. Well, I think it's time we get some rest. 
Maya: Okay. 
(The background turns back to normal. Maya and Leon stop spinning and exit the rink.)  
Maya: That was amazing, Leon. What's next?  
Leon: We are going to the penthouse, so we can have a party or something.  
Maya: Alright then.  
(The scene cuts to Leon and Maya outside the apartment building.)
Leon: Here we are, the penthouse! I'll go knock on the door. (knocks on the door) Hello? This is Leon and Maya. Can we come in?
(Someone opens the door and sees Maya and Leon.)
Leon: Hi! I'm Leon and this is Maya.
Maya: Hello. Nice to meet you. Who are you and what's your name? 
Darren: My name is Darren and this is my older sister, Daryl. 
Daryl: Hi. 
Maya: I didn't notice that you have a sister. 
Leon: Where are your parents? I know them from your house. 
Darren: Well, they are... 
Leon: Are they dead or are they still alive?
Maya: Guys, answer us.
Daryl: Uh...
Maya: We should check on them if they are here.
(Leon and Maya enter the penthouse and begin to search for Darla and Darrell. As they search for them, Maya saw a picture of Darren and his family.)
Maya: What's this? (grabs the picture and looks at it) Awwww, it's so adorable. 
(The scene cuts to Leon exploring Darrell's and Darla's bedroom.)
Leon: Hello? Mr. and Mrs. Neuman? I don't know where they are. Hello? Is somebody here? (sees something) What the hell is this? A cell phone? Maybe I should call someone.
(Leon dials a random phone number and calls someone.)
Leon: Hello? This is Leon Douglas. Is Mr. and Mrs. Neuman here or not? Are they dead or are they still alive? Answer me, please. Hello?
Random Caller: (on phone) Mr. Neuman and Mrs. Neuman are dead.
Leon: Are you sure?
Random Caller: (on phone) Yes.
Leon: Okay, then. Thank you.
(Leon hangs up the phone. Maya enters the bedroom.)
Maya: So, what did he say?
Leon: He said that Darren's and Daryl's parents are dead just a month before the incident that weakened Shopwell's six months ago.
Maya: Oh.
(Darren and Daryl enter the bedroom and talk to them about their parents.)
Daryl: Leon, did you say our parents are dead?
Leon: (sadly) Yes. Your parents are dead... seven months ago.
Daryl: What is the cause of their death? Did they commit suicide? Were they shot? Were they stabbed? Did they get killed on a car accident? Were they murdered? Were they poisoned? Did they get strangled?
Leon: Actually, while they trip balls in their apartment, they were killed by objects. The objects that they ate, drank and used. Even the clothing attacked them as well. I say it's a mad world out there.
(Darren and Daryl were shocked as Leon mentioned that their parents were killed by objects seven months ago.)
Daryl: I can't believe our parents are dead because of the objects while they trip balls in their apartment. Let's go to the cemetery and see their graves.
Darren: Okay.
(The scene cuts to Mr. and Mrs. Neuman's graves at the cemetery. The camera pans to Darren and Daryl looking at them.)
Darren: (reading the tombstone) Here lies Mr. and Mrs. Neuman, an unfortunate couple who got killed by objects while tripping balls in their apartment seven months ago. Rip. (referring to the R.I.P.) That means "Rest in Peace". Well, this is terrible! All our parents wanted was to get away from us or kick us out of their goddamn home so they can fucking do some stupid shit, and they just got killed for it! Poor little guys.
Daryl: Who gives a flying fuck about that? I don't! At least now those two shitheaded morons will leave us alone!
Cemetery Guard: I heard that! (hits Darren and Daryl with a shovel) This is private property! Get lost!
(Darren and Daryl run out of the cemetery.)
Cemetery Guard: Hmph! Good riddance.
(Daryl turns around and gives the cemetery guard the middle finger.)
Daryl: Fuck you, asshole! I'm gonna beat you up for this!
(Daryl charges towards the cemetery guard, grabs the shovel from him, and hits him with it. The cemetery guard, after getting hit on the head by Daryl with his shovel, falls forward and passes out.)
Daryl: Come on, Darren. Let's get the hell out of this place. It's too much for us.
Darren: Yes, Daryl.
(Darren and Daryl walk away from the cemetery.)
Daryl: How about we go to the pool or something?
Darren: But, Daryl, it's January.
Daryl: Huh? What do you mean?
Darren: The pool is closed during the cold weather season.
Daryl: Oh! Yeah, I forgot.
Darren: Let's just go to the park and get some fresh air. Okay?
Daryl: Okay, whatever you say.
(Darren and Daryl walk to the park.)
Daryl: I love to stargaze. 
Darren: Me too.
Daryl: My mom took me to the park when I was 4 years old. 
Darren: You're right. I love to ride on a bike with my dad. 
Daryl: I couldn't agree more. 
Darren: Daryl? Are you thirsty? 
Daryl: Yes. I'm very thirsty.
Darren: Let's just go back to our apartment and drink something.
Daryl: Okay.
Darren: Do you want some milk? 
Daryl: Sure.
Darren: Okay, then. Let's go.
==Part 13: Darren's Nightmares/The Story is Driven Off-Course/A Mysterious Stranger from the Future==
(The scene cuts to the inside of their apartment. Darren and Daryl drink a nice cup of milk.)
Darren: Mmm! Tasty. Hey, Daryl. Do you know what goes with milk?
Daryl: Yes? What?
Darren: (takes out a package of Oreo cookies) Oreos! (opens the package) Well, bon appetit!
(Darren and Daryl eat the Oreos and drink milk.)
Daryl: So yummy and delicious.
Darren: Oh yeah. (looks at Daryl's breasts) Oh my. Your breasts are so big.
Daryl: (looks at her breasts) Oh, my God! You're right!
(Daryl's breasts grow larger and larger. Soon, they exploded and so did her own body. The blood escaped from Daryl's now-broken body and splattered all over Darren as he screamed in horror. The scene cuts to Darren sleeping on the bed in his bedroom. He suddenly wakes up from a nightmare he had.)
Darren: (gasps and pants) Huh? (looks around and sighs in relief) Phew! It was just a dream. I think I'll go back to sleep now. (goes back to sleep)
(The next morning, Darren wakes up, yawns, and stretches. As he was about to get out of his bed, Darren bumps into Daryl's breasts. He then squeezed her breasts. However, as he squeezed them, Daryl exploded into pieces and the blood escaped from her body and splattered all over Darren again. He then screamed in horror. The scene cuts to Darren sleeping at night on the bed in his bedroom. He suddenly wakes up from another nightmare he had.)
Darren: (gasps and pants) Huh? (looks around) What in the world is going on here? It feels like I've been sleeping forever! Perhaps a glass of water could help me get those nightmares away from me and put me back to sleep in peace.
(Darren walks out of his bedroom and goes to the kitchen. He gets a cup and fills it up with water from the fridge. He drinks the whole cup of water and puts the empty cup back into the cabinet. He then walks out of the kitchen, goes to his bedroom, gets onto his bed, and goes back to sleep. The next morning, Daryl is eating sausages and eggs and drinking orange juice. She saw Darren enter the kitchen.)
Daryl: Good morning, Darren. How's your sleep? 
Darren: It was awful. I slept horribly because I saw your tits explode, and because I squeeze them, and your tits get bigger and bigger, and then, KA-BOOM! I'm scared. 
Daryl: Oh, Darren. It was just a dream. Here, I will give you a hug. (hugs Darren) There we go.
Darren: Thanks, sis. I'm glad you're alive.
Daryl: You're welcome, bro. Let's go watch TV. 
Darren: Alright, then. 
(Darren and Daryl go to the living room, sit on the couch, and watch TV.) 
Daryl: I love this show so much! (pulls her yellow tank top up) Oh yeah!
(The scene cuts to the TV screen, revealing the show they're watching is actually a cartoon featuring anthropomorphic objects. The scene cuts back to Darren and Daryl. Darren slaps Daryl's face.)
Darren: (angry) DARYL! Put your fucking shirt down! This ain't a fucking sex movie, you know!
Daryl: Okay, okay. Sheesh! (pulls her yellow tank top down)
Darren: (angry) If you ever do that again, I will kick you out of my apartment, and you'll find a place to live in from now on! Pervert! What the hell do you think this is? Some kind of a peep show? I don't think so! So, quit being such a corrupted pervert and live like a normal decent human being! Do you understand what I'm saying?
Daryl: (scared) Y-yes, sir.
Darren: (calms down) Good. Now quit it.
Daryl: (sighs) Fine.
(Darren and Daryl continue watching the show on TV.)
Darren: Daryl? 
Daryl: Yes? 
Darren: Where would you like to go today? Japan? England? Canada? Louisiana? Which one?
Daryl: How about Japan?
Director: (off-screen) Cut!
(The camera zooms out to reveal Darren and Daryl in a living room set inside the soundstage. The director appears from out of nowhere and looks at the camera. The director is an anthropomorphic movie camera.)
Director: What are you guys doing?! You're driving the story off-course! Just go back to the actual story, will ya?
(The scene cuts to an animator, who is a live-action human from the real world, looking at the director on the computer screen.)
Animator: Okay, fine. Sheesh!
(The animator changes the story as the scene fades to Frank and Brenda at Shopwell's in the animated Sausage Party universe.)
Frank: Whoa! What happened?
Brenda: I don't know, but somehow, the animator finally managed to change his mind and the story. Now the story is driven on-course instead of off-course like before.
Frank: I know! Now, where were we? Oh! I remember now! We were about to get married.
Brenda: Married? But... I'm just not ready for marriage yet. Remember?
Frank: Oh yeah. I remember that. (looks at the animator from the real world) Thanks, whoever you are! You saved the movie!
Animator: (off-screen) You're welcome! Take care.
Frank: (looking at the animator from the real world) You too. (looks at Brenda) So, what do we do now?
Brenda: I don't know. We didn't do anything since the movie, the one that we're in, focused way too much on humans instead of us and the other objects.
Frank: Hmm, you're right. We should... uh... might as well continue the story... our way.
Brenda: Oh, yes. Let's do it.
(The scene cuts to Lavash and Sammy Bagel watching Frank and Brenda having a conversation.)
Lavash: Sammy, did you hear that?
Sammy: Yes?
Lavash: That means the movie is back on course. The film's actual story is back.
Sammy: Oh, yeah. That. I forgot.
Lavash: We'll make sure that the movie never forgets the story again.
Sammy: Agreed.
(The scene cuts to Frank and Brenda on top of a shelf watching the sunrise.)
Frank: Ah, another beautiful human-free day at Shopwell's.
Brenda: You said it.
(Suddenly, a brown-reddish ball of magic appeared out of nowhere. It then vanished into pixie dust, revealing an elder counterpart of Frank from the future. Frank and Brenda saw him in surprise as their lower jaws dropped.)
Frank: What the fuck?
Future Frank: Watch your language, young man. I don't want you ending up like my freaking old arch-enemy Douche. Gosh!
Frank: Oh! Sorry. I didn't mean to use my foul mouth at you like that. I should be more careful of what I'm saying.
Future Frank: Yes, you should. Anyways, allow me to introduce myself. I am Frank the Elder Sausage, a sausage who is... (points at Frank) you, but from the future.
Frank: Wait, you... you're me... from the future?!
Future Frank: Yep, that's me. Alright, Frank, you've got to listen to me!
Frank: Okay?
Future Frank: I'm from the future... where Shopwell's was destroyed, I lost my girlfriend, I lost all of my friends, and I'm homeless forever, but that is 64 years from now in your time, yet it is also 0 years from now in my time.
Frank: Whoa! You must be really poor, and... I'm sorry to hear that.
Future Frank: No, me from the past. It's okay. You don't have to apologize. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I remember. I'm from 2081 AD in my time, that is your future, in which I predict will be bad, but that's not important now. I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds, so you've got to listen!
Frank: Okay? So, what is it that you're going to tell me that is important?
Future Frank: That's a good question. In about 3 months from now, an evil businessman named Richard Moneyass, who is the investor for Shopwell's, will come over and destroy the supermarket, which is your home, because of the incident between humans and foods 6 months ago in your time. Now, whatever you do, do not waste your time living a human-free life without an error, do not let him get away with his future actions, and most importantly, do not let him destroy your home. Because if you do, then your home will be destroyed, and you, along with the others, will be homeless forever. That's all I have to say to you, and it's a warning, a warning for your life. Well, I gotta go now. See you later!
Frank: Bye, and thanks for the warning!
(Future Frank disappears in a flash.)
Frank: Brenda, there's something I have to tell you.
Brenda: What is it?
Frank: I have to tell you what my future self told me. In about 3 months from now, an evil businessman named Richard Moneyass, who is the investor for Shopwell's, will come over and destroy our home because of the incident between humans and foods 6 months ago.
Brenda: Oh, god! That is horrible!
Frank: I know! We've got to do something to prevent this from happening. I'll have to find someone who understands and predicts the future, and I know just the person to meet. Oh, and by the way, after we prevent Shopwell's from being destroyed, will you ever be ready to marry me or something?
Brenda: Well, after we do that, in a few months from now, yes. I will.
Frank: Excellent! The wedding should be prepared a month after defeating that evil investor. Well, I gotta go hang out with Barry and Carl. I'll see you later.
Brenda: Okay, see ya.
(Frank runs off to hang out with Barry and Carl.)
==Part 14: Lavash and Sammy Talk About Frank and Brenda Getting Married After the Evil Investor's Future Defeat==
(The scene cuts to Lavash and Sammy hearing Frank and Brenda talk about getting married after the evil investor's future defeat.)
Lavash: Did you hear that, Sammy? In about 3 months from now, an evil businessman named Richard Moneyass, who is the investor for Shopwell's, will come over and destroy our home because of the incident between humans and foods 6 months ago. However, Frank also said something else.
Sammy: Really? What did he say?
Lavash: He said that after we, the foods, defeat the evil investor who will destroy our home in three months, Frank and Brenda will be married, but that would take place four months from now, and it will take place a month after the evil investor's future defeat.
Sammy: Wow! Frank just said a mouthful of shit, Lavash. A big goddamn fucking mouthful of it!
Lavash: Yes, Sammy. He did, which is why I want to ask you of something.
Sammy: Really? What is it?
Lavash: Well, I want you to do me a favor and be my wedding planning partner. We're going to set up a wedding for Frank and Brenda. We're going to plan it and announce it, and in about four months from now, Frank and Brenda will be married. So, what do you say, Sammy? Are you in or what?
Sammy: Well, I'm in! But, there's something I have to tell you.
Lavash: What?
Sammy: I don't get it. That means I'm confused. I mean, why are we going to plan a wedding for Frank and Brenda if they're just food for humans? I mean, they are objects, so... why are they going to be married, anyway?
Lavash: (facepalms and sighs) They're going to be married in four months because the two have been boyfriend and girlfriend for life ever since they first came to the store in two separate packages. One for the hot dogs, and the other for the hot dog buns. That's why.
Sammy: Oh. Oh, I get it now! Now that makes more sense to me. But for the "first came to the store in two separate packages" part, I don't get it.
(Lavash passes out, and after three seconds of unconsciousness, he gets back up.)
Lavash: Okay, here's the thing.
(The scene fades to a hand-drawn animated flashback sequence of how Frank and Brenda first met in Shopwell's three years ago.)
Lavash: (off-screen) Frank and Brenda first came to the store three years ago, in a month before the Non-Perishables were established and created the musical bullshit known as "The Great Beyond". Frank, in a hot dog package, got there first and was placed in the hot dog section of the store. Brenda, however, in a hot dog bun package, got there last and was placed in the hot dog bun section of the store, which is right next to the hot dog section of the store. Anyway, the two met each other for the first time, during the time where everyone in the store knew the horrible truth of humans being monsters and all, and during the time before the song "The Great Beyond" was created by the Non-Perishables.
Frank: (in flashbacks) Why hello there, beautiful. I don't think we've properly met. Have we?
Brenda: (in flashbacks) No, not really.
Frank: (in flashbacks) Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Frank, Frank Weinerton.
Brenda: (in flashbacks) Nice to meet you, Mr. Weinerton.
Frank: (in flashbacks) You can call me Frank, or Frank the Sausage, or... Frank the Hot Dog Sausage, or... or... Frank the... Frankfurter, or... or... or... Frank the... uh... Weiner.
Brenda: (in flashbacks) Wow! You got a lot of nicknames. Well, I think I'll call you... simply... Frank. Anyways, it's nice to meet you.
Frank: (in flashbacks) So, what's your name, then?
Brenda: (in flashbacks) I'm Brenda, Brenda Bunson.
Frank: (in flashbacks) Nice to meet you, Ms. Bunson.
Brenda: (in flashbacks) You can call me Brenda, or Brenda the Bun, or Brenda the Hot Dog Bun.
Frank: (in flashbacks) I think Brenda is fine with me. Anyways, it's nice to meet you.
Brenda: (in flashbacks) It's nice to meet you, too.
(But then, Frank and Brenda see a lot of foods screaming at the humans and begging them to not eat them.)
Frank: (in flashbacks) Uh, why are those guys screaming?
Brenda: (in flashbacks) I don't know. I think the humans that purchase foods and beverages from the store and eat and drink them at home are nothing but monsters.
Frank: (in flashbacks) Wow! I didn't know that.
Brenda: (in flashbacks) You gotta be careful. You don't want to get eaten like those guys.
(The camera pans to a human taking a bag of groceries out of the store.)
Frank: (in flashbacks) Oh, God! Well, thank you for warning me about those creatures. I gotta be careful.
Brenda: (in flashbacks) You're welcome.
Frank: (in flashbacks) So, uh, Brenda, would you like to... uh... you know, go out on a... date... and, uh... be my girlfriend?
Brenda: (in flashbacks) I would if I could, but... the problem is... we're separated from each other. I mean, we're in separate packages.
Frank: (in flashbacks) I know that, but once we step outside of the store and enter a human's house, and once we get out of our packages there, then maybe, maybe we can go out on a date, start a romantic relationship, get married, have sex, and... maybe, even start a family and have a child or two. What do you say?
Brenda: (in flashbacks) Hmm, let me think. (thinks for a moment) Okay, I'm in!
Frank: (in flashbacks) Excellent! Now, all we have to do is wait for that moment to come.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of Firewater, Twink, and Mr. Grits creating the song "The Great Beyond" a month later.)
Lavash: (off-screen) And that's exactly what they did. They waited for their fucking precious moment to come, and while they wait, the Non-Perishables created the shitty song "The Great Beyond" a month later, just to make the foods and other objects believe that the human shoppers that purchase them are gods who brought them outside of the store to a paradise known as, you guessed it, "The Great Beyond". Firewater, the leader of the Non-Perishables, wrote the music for the song, while Twink wrote the song's lyrics, and Mr. Grits supervised the song's production. They both drop it right and they drop it all the time. Boom. The melody came to Firewater one night... when he was getting super, super, super baked. Like fuck-a-guy baked. You know what I'm saying?
Sammy: (off-screen) I'm listening, and I know what you're saying.
Lavash: (off-screen) Yeah, you do.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of the purchased objects being treated badly by their god as he eats, drinks, and uses them all.) 
Lavash: (off-screen) However, in reality, as soon as the purchased objects are out those doors, the gods kill their asses by eating, drinking, and using them. They do this just to make them stronger. Every kill gives them more power, and it's never enough.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of cavemen eating dinosaur meat.)
Lavash: (off-screen) Over the years, they've grown bigger...
(The scene cuts to a flashback sequence of a strong lumberjack eating bacon and eggs and drinking orange juice.)
Lavash: (off-screen) ...stronger...
(The lumberjack then becomes fat.)
Lavash: (off-screen) ...fatter. Their hunger is insatiable.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of a bag full of happy groceries being taken away by a human shopper out of the store.)
Lavash: (off-screen) Anyway, as the objects believed in that legend, they would go out those doors happy instead of shitting themselves.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of objects from many aisles changing the song and performing it their way. Firewater saw that coming and then some.)
Lavash: (off-screen) The song had a great hook and it caught on, you know. In time, everyone accepted this false truth. But over the years, things started to get a little... funky. The aisles started changing Firewater's verses to support their own views. Fucking with Twink's lyrics. Remixing Firewater's musical shit without his permish.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of Firewater waking up every morning just to hear the German products singing about exterminating juice.)
Lavash: (off-screen) Now every morning, when Firewater heard the song, he's like: "What the fuck are you guys saying?!" Then, he talked to himself of how the German products sing the part about exterminating juice, which is indeed part of the song. "Wasn't there a part about exterminating juice?" He asked himself. "I didn't write that! I love juice! Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who the fuck do these guys think they are?"
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of the groceries rejoicing as they sing the song.)
Lavash: (off-screen) Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth; that they get brutally devoured, until three years later, when Frank sets out on an adventure to find evidence about the Great Beyond.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of Frank discovering the truth of the Great Beyond, which is actually a compilation of scenes from the first film.)
Lavash: (off-screen) First, Frank heard Honey Mustard revealing the truth about the Great Beyond. Then, Frank, Brenda, Sammy, me, and the others fell out of the cart, except for some that stayed in the cart. Then, Frank, Brenda, Sammy, and I went to the liquor aisle, only for Frank to enter Firewater's cave. Then, Frank heard from the Non-Perishables that they invented the song, meaning they made up the whole entire legend of the Great Beyond. Then, Frank went to the Dark Aisle beyond the ice and discovered a cookbook with images of food being killed by humans. Then, Frank showed everyone in the store, including me, his evidence of the Great Beyond via a webcam. Then, Barry showed up to show Frank some evidence of his own. Then, Frank, Brenda, Sammy, me, and the other objects declared war on the humans. And now, we finally get to live a happy human-free life.
(The scene fast-forwards to the present day as it switches back to Lavash and Sammy.)
Lavash: And that's the whole story.
Sammy: Wow! You just said a mouthful, Lavash. A big, storytelling mouthful.
Lavash: I know that. Anyway, we can't wait for Frank and Brenda to get married!
Sammy: Yeah! Me too! I wonder what will happen next after that.
Lavash: I don't know, Sammy, but only time will tell. So, shall we wait for four months and then plan the wedding?
Sammy: Okay. Well, I gotta go now. I have to go back to my aisle to see some of my Jewish friends.
Lavash: Yeah, same with me. I have to go back to my aisle to see some of my Arabic friends.
Sammy: Oh, okay. Well, see you later.
Lavash: See ya.
(Sammy and Lavash walk away to their respective aisles to talk to their respective friends.)
==Part 15: Douche is Brought Back to Life/Searching for Frank==
(Meanwhile, at the other side of the store that night, a pineapple is walking around trying to get back to the produce aisle where he belongs until he stops to look at the Recovery Center machine.)
Pineapple: Huh? What's this? Hmmmm...
(The pineapple looks at the Recovery Center and starts using it.)
Pineapple: It's some... sort of a... a recovery machine. A technologically-advanced recovery machine! I'm just gonna type in some silly random names onto the machine. Names of people, animals, and objects. Let's start with... (types in Walt Disney's name) "Walt Disney".
(The Recovery Center brings Walt Disney back to life. He wakes up and gets out of the machine.)
Pineapple: Well, what do you know? The recovery machine actually worked! Now, the next thing I want to revive is... (types in Druggie's name) Druggie. After that, I'll type in other deceased people, animals, and objects, such as... (types in Darren's name) Darren, (types in Alex's name) Alex, and last but not least, (types in names of random dead objects, humans, and animals) the rest of the objects, the rest of Shopwell's employees, and all of Shopwell's customers. Oh, and don't forget the cats and dogs that are poisoned by the rotten human food they ate.
(The Recovery Center brings everyone in Shopwell's (except Douche) and the dogs and cats (that ate the rotten human food) back to life. They all wake up and get out of the machine.)
Druggie: Oh! I had a horrible dream last night.
Darren: Me too.
Alex: Me three.
Pineapple: And now, for the grand finale! (types in Douche's name) Douche! I saw him die while I was watching the Sausage Party movie, you know, the first film that came before this, the sequel to Sausage Party, the film that I'm in right now. Anyways, I'm bringing him back to life because... well, despite his douchey behavior, I actually loved him, and... I felt sorry for him, so... I'm going to revive him... right now.
(The pineapple pressed the "Enter" button on the computer that is attached to the Recovery Center, and the machine itself brings Douche back to life. He wakes up, opens his eyes, and gets out of the machine alive again.)
Douche: I'm alive! (looks around in the store) Where is that sausage? Where is he? (turns to Pineapple) You!
Pineapple: Who? Me?
Douche: Yeah, you! First of all, thanks for bringing me back to life. Second, do you know where that sausage that killed me is?
Pineapple: Who? Frank? One of the heroes of Shopwell's?
Douche: Yeah, him! Do you know where the fuck he is?
Pineapple: I think he went back to the hot dog section at the bread and meat aisle of the store. He is probably asleep already. You should go see him tomorrow.
Douche: Okay, thanks. I'll just rest in the meantime. I'm going back to my aisle. (walks away) Have a good night, sir.
Pineapple: You too.
(As Douche walks away to his aisle, the pineapple walks back to the produce aisle. Later at Douche's aisle, the hygiene aisle, all the hygiene products see Douche.)
Hygiene Products: Douche? You're alive.
Douche: That's right, motherfuckers! I'm back from the fucking dead, yo!
(Douche hugs everyone in the hygiene aisle. He then hugs everyone that were previously dead.)
Douche: Welcome back, fuckers.
Tampon: Douche! It's so good to see you again. I hate that you're dead.
Douche: I know, Tampon. I know.
Tampon: Let's go! Shall we?
(Tampon is about to start walking, but Douche stops her.)
Douche: Hold your horses!
(Five horses enter the store and visit the hygiene aisle.)
Horse: You called?
Douche: No, not you, horses! It's only an idiom, and it's not supposed to be taken literally. So, get lost!
Horse: Okay.
(The horses get out of the store.)
Douche: And if I ever see you bastards again, I swear to God, I will fucking turn you into horse meat! (turns to Tampon) Sorry about that. Those horses aren't supposed to be here. I was trying to tell you to wait. Anyway, I know exactly what we're going.
Tampon: Really? What?
Douche: We're going to find a fucking sausage named Frank. He should be here somewhere in this motherfucking store. Come on! Let's go!
Tampon: Really? You're going to find that sausage that helped us objects defeat the humans six months ago?
Douche: Fuck yeah, dumbass! Now shut the fuck up and follow me, you little bitch.
Tampon: Yes, sir.
(Douche and Tampon start going on a search for Frank.)
Douche: Where is he? (sees a rat) What the fuck?!
(The rat is chasing a screaming cheese that is running away from him.)
Douche: Man, talk about "scream" cheese.
(A cream cheese appears walking out of the dairy aisle.)
Cream Cheese: Who? Me?
Douche: No, not you. I'm referring to the cheese that is being chased by a rat.
Cream Cheese: Oh, okay, then.
(The cream cheese goes back to the dairy aisle.)
Douche: (sighs) Let's keep looking.
(Douche and Tampon continue searching for Frank.)
Tampon: Frank? Frank?
(The camera pans all the way to the bread and meat aisle where Frank is in the package with the other sausages, including Barry and Carl, sleeping. Frank wakes up.)
Frank: Huh? (looks around) What was that? Oh! That's strange. I thought someone is calling my name, but I don't know who. Oh well.
(Frank goes back to sleep and pretends he didn't hear it. However, Tampon shows up as she climbs up to where Frank is.) 
Tampon: Oh, really? That pineapple weirdo bought Douche back to life by the recovery machine.
(Frank wakes up again and looks at Tampon.)
Frank: Huh? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be sleeping at the hygiene aisle?
Tampon: Well, I was supposed to, but Douche came and he told me to help him find you.
Frank: Wait, did you say Douche?
Tampon: Yes, I did.
Frank: (gasps) Oh shit! Do you mean Douche survived? But... I thought we and the other objects killed him, along with the so-called Dark Lord and the other monstrous humans six months ago! But now he's back?!
Tampon: I'm afraid so.
Frank: Listen, you have to go back to your own aisle and hide from him. Quickly! Just do it!
Tampon: Okay, I will. Well, good night.
(The tampon jumps off and runs back to her own aisle.)
Frank: Phew! Finally, I can go back to sleep now. (goes back to sleep)
(Douche saw Tampon running back to the hygiene aisle.)
Tampon: (while running) I saw that sausage you're looking for and he's right there! Gotta go! See ya! Bye! (continues running)
Douche: Pfft, wimp.
(The scene fades to the exterior view of Shopwell's in the morning. The scene cuts to the interior view of the store where Frank, Barry, Carl, Brenda, and the other objects wake up.)
Frank: Ah, another human-free day at Shopwell's.
Carl: You said it.
(Meanwhile, Douche is at the top of a shelf spying on Frank.)
Douche: There you are, my lovely... er... I mean, my shitty target.
(Tampon appears beside Douche.)
Tampon: I knew it.
Douche: You told me he's at the meat and bread aisle. Didn't you?
Tampon: Yes? Why?
Douche: Well, it looks like we've found him. Now, all I have to do... is to go talk to him... face to face.
(Suddenly, the shelf Douche and Tampon are standing on grows a face.)
Shelf: Hey! Non-edible objects have faces and limbs too, you know!
Douche: I was talking about that fucking sausage, you wooden piece of shit!
Shelf: Sorry.
Douche: I was meant to say I'm going to talk to him... in direct confrontation. Well, you're on your own, kid.
Tampon: What?! I'm not a child, you idiot! I'm a fully-grown woman! Do you hear me? A fucking fully-grown woman!
Douche: Whatever.
(Douche jumps off the shelf and walks away to talk to Frank.)
Tampon: You know? That douche really is rude and grumpy.
Shelf: Pity.
Douche: (off-screen) Hey! Come over here!
Tampon: (sighs) Coming!
(Tampon jumps off the shelf and follows Douche.)
Douche: Look!
(Douche and Tampon look at Frank as he, Barry, and Carl, along with the other sausages, get out of their package while Brenda and the other hot dog buns get out of their package.)
Douche: (off-screen) There he is, and he's with his hot dog bun girlfriend.
Tampon: (off-screen) What should we do?
Douche: There's only one thing we can do. We have to hide. Come with me.
(Douche and Tampon hide behind a barrel.)
Douche: We'll wait for the sausage to come down, and then, I'll go talk to him.
Tampon: You got it, Douche. (looks at Brenda and Frank) It's time.
(Frank, Brenda, and the other sausages and buns jump off the stand. Then, Douche comes out of hiding and walks towards Frank.)
Douche: Hello, sausage. Did you miss me?
Frank: (looks at Douche) Holy shit! I know you! You're... you're... ALIVE!?!
Douche: That's right! Heh heh heh.
Brenda: (gasped, shocked) Oh no! That's not good!
(Frank takes three steps back away from Douche.)
Frank: Stay away from me, you... you... you douche! I wouldn't come any closer if I were you.
Douche: No, wait! You don't understand! I wasn't trying to, like, hurt you or anything! I just... I just came here to... apologize... for what I have done six months ago on Red, White, and Blue Day.
Frank: No, please! Have mercy! (stops freaking out) Wait, really?
Douche: Heck yeah! (clears his throat) Um, Frank, uh... I'm sorry for trying to kill you and your girlfriend six months ago on Red, White, and Blue Day, and for all the other past mistakes I've done before that. (feels sad) It's just... I'm a very bad person. A very... very... very fucking goddamn bad person.
Frank: Yeah, like I've heard that before.
Douche: You've got to listen to me for once! (sighs) The reason why I'm evil is... well, let's just say it's because of something I've loved that is lost.
Frank: Huh? What do you mean?
Douche: Well, there's someone really special that I really loved, but that I've also lost. (sighs) And that someone... is my girlfriend. (shows Frank a picture of his girlfriend) Here's what she looks like. Her name is Katherine. She... is also a douche, like me.
Frank: Huh? (scratches his head) I didn't know objects have genders.
Douche: Well, that's object biology for ya, bro. Anyway, the reason why I'm evil is that I lost my girlfriend, due to that fucking goshdarn monstrous human customer taking her away from the store forever. It broke my heart. She's also the mother of two young douche girls, and like her, they, too, are taken away from the store forever. That broke my heart even further, so I became all bad, and cruel, and ruthless, and evil, and perverted, and... very douchey. Since my girlfriend and her two daughters' disappearance, I seek revenge on both humans and objects that have something to do with all of that, but to no avail. And that is when you showed up and caused me to have a broken nozz and get sent to the dumpster in the store's storage area. But then, after drinking the fluids from many beverages, which made me become a god like the other humans, I tried to have my revenge on you, but that didn't work out as planned because I died along with the Dark Lord in an explosion. But then, many months later, I was revived and so we met once again, and that pretty much brings us up to date. Frank, I'm sorry for being very douchey and all. I just want everything to go back to the way it was before I lost my girlfriend. Will you please... f-for... forgive me? (cries)
Frank: Aww... aww! I'm... I'm so sorry to hear that. (sniffs) Well, apology accepted. (hugs Douche) I'm so glad you decide to change. I really am.
Douche: Thanks, bro.
Frank: No problem. Now, I know your girlfriend is lost forever, but... you might not know that... that she's still alive... and safe... somewhere... in this world.
Douche: Really?
Frank: Yeah! I'll tell you what, while we're preparing to defeat the evil investor and prevent him from destroying our home, Brenda and I will help you find your girlfriend and her two daughters and reunite them with you. Now how does that sound?
Douche: Hmm, I don't know about this, but... okay.
Frank: Good. We'll do that, but I must warn you. You possibly won't be trusted by anyone else due to your past behavior. Now, can I trust you to be good from now on?
Douche: I'll try to.
Frank: Okay, then. Let's go.
(Douche and Frank start searching for Brenda.)
Frank: I shall take you to my girlfriend now.
==Part 16: Finding Douche's Lost Girlfriend==
(Frank and Douche have been searching for Katherine for hours, but to no avail.)
Frank: Katherine! Where are you? Goddamn it! I don't see her anywhere. Oh well. I'll take you to my girlfriend first, and then we'll find your girlfriend.
Douche: Ugh! I don't know about you, bro, but I feel really exhausted. I think I'll need to rest.
Frank: No, wait! I... (sighs) I'll just have to carry you, then. (carries Douche) Come on.
(Eventually, Frank and Douche found Brenda. Frank puts down Douche so he can rest.)
Frank: Brenda, there's something I have to tell you.
Brenda: What is it?
Frank: I just found out that Douche has been a very bad person his whole life because he lost his girlfriend due to a shopper taking her away from the store forever. So, Douche and I are gonna go find her together. Care to join?
Brenda: Well, okay. But you better make sure Douche isn't up to his old bad and perverted tricks. Got that?
Frank: Got it!
Brenda: Good. So, where exactly is his long-lost girlfriend?
Frank: Well, Douche said that his girlfriend is... somewhere beyond the store.
Brenda: Beyond the store?
Frank: Yep. The shopper has her. (points at a hole in the wall near the sliding doors) Let's go through here.
Brenda: Are you sure about this?
Frank: I'm positive.
Brenda: Okay. Well, let's get going.
(Frank, Brenda, and Douche went through the hole in the wall near the sliding doors as they step outside of Shopwell's and enter the world beyond the store.)
Frank: Well, we're out of the store. Okay, follow me.
(Brenda and Douche follow Frank as they go on a search for Douche's long-lost girlfriend. Meanwhile, Firewater, the other Non-Perishables, and Teresa watch them go.)
Firewater: Well, Douche is gone now, so I say good riddance to him. Hopefully, he'll never come back again.
Teresa: Si, that's a good thing.
(The scene cuts to Frank, Brenda, and Douche walking on the sidewalk while searching for Douche's lost girlfriend.)
Brenda: I feel bad for her, Douche.
Douche: I know. I have forgotten her and regretted letting her go ever since.
Frank: (to Douche and Brenda) Hey, guys! (points at the house that has been burned) The house! We've found it! That must be where Douche's lost girlfriend is.
Douche: Yay! I hope my girlfriend is here.
(Frank, Brenda, and Douche enter the burned house as they search for Douche's girlfriend.)
Frank: Where the heck is she?
Douche: She must be here somewhere. (sees Katherine at the top of the burned pieces of wood) Uh, guys, I think we've found her.
Frank: Really?
Douche: Come on over and see for yourself.
(Frank and Brenda walk to where Douche is and see Katherine.)
Frank: No... way!
Douche: Hey, Katherine!
Katherine: Douche! I'm so glad I got a chance to see you again... after all those years!
Douche: Yeah! Me too.
(Douche, Katherine, Frank, and Brenda see Katherine's two daughters.)
Frank: Holy cow! No way!
(Suddenly, a cow shows up.)
Cow: Moo. I'm moving.
Frank: It's just an expression and you know it! Get out of here! This ain't an animal show, you know.
(The cow walks away.)
Frank: Sheesh! What the hell is that all about?
Douche: Well, now you know. When you say something figurative, any literal thing shows up. Like, for example, "Hold your horses!"
(The horses appear again.)
Horse: Hello, again.
Douche: Grr! Not you again! Get out of here!
Horse: Yikes!
(The horses run away from Douche.)
Douche: See? Now, what did I tell ya?
Frank: Oh! Now that... makes a lot of sense. (sees Katherine's two daughters) Aren't those supposed to be your girlfriend's two daughters?
Douche: Yep. They sure are.
Frank: Oh, wow! Okay.
Katherine: These are my two daughters.
Katherine's Two Daughters: Hello.
Douche: Oh, by the way, Frank, just so you know, Katherine and I were engaged, just before she disappeared all those years ago. We were to be married then, but I guess our wedding would have to be delayed until... I don't know.
Frank: No worries, Douche. Brenda and I are to be married in four months. Your wedding will start a week after.
Douche: Oh! Well, I guess I'll have to wait then.
Frank: Let's go back to Shopwell's, our actual home. I wonder how the other objects are doing.
(Frank, Brenda, Douche, Katherine, and her two daughters start heading home.)
Douche: Hey! I was about to say the same thing, bro.
Brenda: Me too!
Frank: Well, don't get your hopes up, you guys. We still have three months before the demolition of our home would begin.
Douche: Oh, right.
==Part 17: Richard at Shopwell's HQ in Chicago/The Skate Park/Maya, Carrie, and Michael Found Out the Store's Closure Notice==
(The scene cuts to Shopwell's where Frank, Brenda, Douche, Katherine, and their two daughters enter the building and are greeted by the other objects.)
Corn: Hey, look! Frank and Brenda have returned, and look what they got. Four douches from the hygiene aisle.
Cucumber: No way!
Katherine: Wow! I haven't been to this place in a very long time.
(Firewater and the other Non-Perishables show up.)
Firewater: Welcome back, fellow travelers.
Douche: Hey, Frank.
Frank: Yes?
Douche: Uh, thanks for helping me find my girlfriend. Now we can finally be together again, just like old times. I should probably get going. See ya, bro.
Frank: See ya.
(Douche, Katherine, and the two douche girls walk away as they go to the hygiene aisle.)
Frank: Well, at least I don't have to see him again in a long while.
Brenda: I agree.
Frank: Let's go back to our aisle.
Brenda: Okay.
(Frank and Brenda walk back to the bread and meat aisle.)
Firewater: I guess our job is done.
(The scene fades to the Shopwell's headquarters building in the city of Chicago. The camera zooms in through the building window and pans to the CEO of Shopwell's, Simon Meanswell, the investor for Shopwell's, Richard Moneyass, and the rest of the Shopwell's executive team at the conference room. They're having a conference meeting.)
Simon the CEO: Sir, we have a situation. One of our stores in Los Angeles, California is failing due to an incident where humans are attacked by objects six months ago. If that one doesn't pay off its debt by about 3-5 months, then it would be closed for good.
Richard: Hmm, I see. Well then, if the store wants to be closed for good just because of one tiny incident, then so be it. We will demolish it and turn it into an empty lot for other residential, commercial, and/or industrial places and whatnot.
Simon: Yes, sir.
Richard: (chuckles) Excellent!
(The scene cuts to the skateboard rink where Dan is doing a handstand trick at the top of a ramp.)
Maya: Wow! Carrie, look! He's doing the handstand trick! (to Dan) Go, Dan!
Carrie: You go, dude!
(Dan rides down the ramp on his skateboard and stops.)
Dan: (to Carrie) Hello. I'm Dan Efron. What's your name?
Carrie: Carrie, Carrie Toh. And this is my brother, Michael Toh.
Michael: (to Dan) What's up, Dan? I know you from middle school because you and I are in the same class.
Dan: Oh, really? That's cool. I love skateboarding. It has always been my hobby since I was thirteen years old. I skateboard a lot during PE.
Michael: Fantastic! I wish I could skateboard like you. But I can't because I could hurt my knee.
Maya: (to Dan) Excuse me. I'm Maya Aiza. Nice to meet you.
Dan: It's nice to meet you, Maya. I'm Dan.
(Michael thinks about becoming a skateboarder like Dan.)
Michael: You know, I think I'll make a good skateboarder myself.
Dan: You sure would, but skateboarding takes a lot of hard work, practice, effort, and most importantly, quite a lot of skill. You know what they say, practice makes perfect, and with great practice comes great responsibility. Do you know what I'm saying?
(Michael is confused as he scratches his head.)
Dan: Yeah, you do. Anyway, I'm gonna go continue practicing my skateboarding skills. I'll be just as good as... uh... Tony Hawk! Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna be a professional skateboarder just like him. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some practicing to do. Later.
Michael, Carrie, and Maya: Bye, Dan.
(Dan skates away with his skateboard and continues practicing his skateboarding skills while Michael, Carrie, and Maya walk out of the skatepark.)
Michael: Man, he's so cool.
Carrie: You said it, bro.
(As Michael, Carrie, and Maya head home, they stop over at Shopwell's. But then, a person places a notice on the store's front automatic sliding glass door and walks away.)
Michael: Hey, what's that person doing here?
Carrie: I don't know, but it sounds like trouble to me.
Michael: Let's go check this place out.
Carrie: Okay.
(Michael, Carrie, and Maya walk closer to the store building until they stopped when they saw the notice on the door.)
Carrie: Huh? What the hell is this? (starts reading) "Attention, Shopwell's shoppers. I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid I have some bad news. Unless this store pays off the debt and recovers the money they lost due to an incident six months ago where humans are attacked by living objects, it was set to close permanently in about 3-5 months. We're sorry for the unfortunate inconvenience. Thank you for shopping at this store for more than 52 years. We hope to see you again in another location somewhere in Los Angeles, California. From, Simon Meanswell, CEO of Shopwell's." What the fuck?! This damn store is going to be closed for good?! That's just bullshit!
Michael: Sorry, Carrie, but unfortunately, this is for real.
Carrie: You're kidding, right?
Michael: Nope. I never kid.
Carrie: Then I guess we're toast. Fucking toast, I tell ya! (sighs) I guess we'll have to shop at a different store instead of just Shopwell's. I have to tell my parents the bad news. Maya, you should get going now. Michael, come with me.
Maya: Okay. Well, adios.
(Maya starts running back to her home while Michael and Carrie run to their home. The scene cuts to the Toh house where Michael and Carrie tell their parents the bad news about the closure for Shopwell's.)
Carrie: Mom, dad! Bad news! The Shopwell's store is going to close in about 3-5 months because of one tiny incident unless it pays off the debt.
Michael: Yeah! It was Simon Meanswell, CEO of Shopwell's, that said that in the store's closure notice that we found on the store's front door!
Camille: Oh no! That means... I can never buy a douche for my vagina!
Doug: And we won't be able to buy groceries for all of us ever again!
Camille, Doug, Carrie, and Michael: WE'RE DOOMED!
(The scene cuts to the Aiza house where Maya tells her whole family the same bad news Michael and Carrie tell to their parents.)
Maya: Chicos, malas noticias! La tienda de Shopwell's se cerrará en aproximadamente tres a cinco meses debido a un pequeño incidente a menos que pague la deuda. El CEO de Shopwell's lo dijo en el aviso de cierre de la tienda que encontré en la puerta principal de la tienda mientras mi amigo Carrie, su hermano Michael y yo estamos caminando a casa desde el skatepark. (Guys, bad news! The Shopwell's store is going to close in about 3-5 months because of one tiny incident unless it pays off the debt. The CEO of Shopwell's said it in the store's closure notice that I found on the store's front door while my friend Carrie, her brother Michael, and I are walking home from the skatepark.)
The rest of the Aiza Family: ¡AY, CARAMBA!
==Part 18: Everyone Must Save Shopwell's==
(The scene cuts to Shopwell's where Frank becomes the leader of training. Frank gathers all of the objects, including Brenda, Barry, Carl, Lavash, Sammy, Teresa, and the Non-Perishables, and prepares to train both them and himself for their future attack against Richard Moneyass that is about to come true in three months.)
Frank: Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Listen up! In about 3 months from now, an evil businessman named Richard Moneyass, who is the investor for Shopwell's, will come over and destroy our home because of the incident between humans and foods 6 months ago. We've got to do something to prevent this from happening. Any questions?
(One of the objects raised his hand. It was a watermelon named Splash.)
Frank: Yes, Splash?
Splash: When do we eat free food?
Frank: Are you crazy? We don't eat food. (sees a bottle of vodka eating a banana) Uh, what are you doing?
Vodka Bottle: What? I'm just eating a banana. (swallows the banana) Anyway, when will we start training?
Frank: We're doing that now!
Vodka Bottle: Oh.
Frank: We're supposed to be training for a future attack against the evil investor... now, and you're eating a banana.
Vodka Bottle: It's some good fruit. 
Frank: Oh, I get it. You're trying to tell me that you're a cannibal.
Vodka Bottle: What? I didn't tell you that.
Frank: Oh, really? Well, how do you explain this? (points at two baby carrots eating ice cream) Or this? (points at a sausage drinking water) Or even this? (points at a water bottle eating a hot dog) Does that make you a cannibal?
Vodka Bottle: I... I... (sighs) Yes, it does.
Frank: Ha! I knew it! You really are a fucking cannibal. That does it, you little piece of shit! I'm calling security. (calls the security on his phone) Security, we've got some cannibals here. Please arrest them. Thank you.
(The security guards, who are boxes, run out of the store's storage area and arrest the cannibals, including the vodka bottle.)
Security Guard: You cannibals are under arrest! Come with us! We're taking you to jail.
(The security guards drag the cannibals away to the jail at the storage area. The doors then close. Frank turns back to the objects he gathered.)
Frank: Alright, any more questions?
(Firewater raises his hand.)
Frank: Yes, Firewater?
Firewater: I've heard what you said about the evil investor that will come to destroy our home in three months. If that happens, we'll be homeless. I'm glad you decide to train both yourself and all of us for that attack that's about to come true in three months. So, my question is... what do we do while we're training?
Frank: Well, I'm glad you asked. When you guys train, you'll do as I say, and do it as you mean it. You must follow my commands. We will not resume our normal life until that evil investor is gone for good. Okay, that's all I have to say. Our training begins... now!
(The scene cuts to a montage of Frank and the other objects training for the future attack against Richard Moneyass that is about to come true in three months.)
Frank: Keep going, guys!
(The other objects continue training while Frank continues training himself as he punches and knocks down a punching bag with a photo of a corrupted human, and then another, and then another, and then another. Soon, he punches and knocks down hundreds of punching bags with photos of corrupted humans. Finally, he starts punching the punching bag with a photo of Richard Moneyass. After twenty punches, he finally knocks it down. He then takes a deep breath.)
Frank: Okay, I'm ready. (walks away)
(The camera pans to Brenda and Teresa training for the future attack against Richard Moneyass that is about to come true in three months.)
Brenda: I can't believe we're actually training for the future attack against the store's evil investor who plans to come and destroy our home in three months. Can you believe it?
Teresa: ¡Lo sé! We've been living in this store for, like, seis whole months without any humans in sight. Those human-free days will eventually come to an end when that happens.
Brenda: Oh my! You're right about that. My boyfriend's elder self from the future told him all about it. His two other friends Lavash and Sammy overheard it. Do you think that monstrous investor would actually come over to our home and destroy it?
Teresa: That, I don't know, but we'll see about that.
Brenda: Okay. I hope you're right. So, let's do this!
Teresa: Yeah! Let's go!
(Brenda and Teresa continue training along with the others. The scene cuts to Frank and everyone else in the store finishing their training. Three months later, the training is complete. Everyone stopped training and Frank stands in front of the webcam that is recording him with the webcam footage streaming live on the TV screen.)
Frank: Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Our training is now over! It's time to fight against that monstrous investor! Who's with me?
(Everyone cheered as they agreed with Frank. The scene fades to the apartment building where Darren's penthouse and Alex's apartment are. The scene cuts to Darren and Alex inside Darren's penthouse. They're watching the news on TV late that night.)
Newson Newton: This just in! One of the biggest store chains in the world, Shopwell's, has announced that one of their stores in Los Angeles, California will be closed forever because of an incident from nine months ago where humans were attacked by living objects. They also said that that store will be closed and demolished unless it pays off the debt and recovers the money that they lost during those nine profit-less months. The CEO of Shopwell's, Simon Meanswell, said that that store is failing due to the incident that you've seen and heard of earlier. The store chain's investor, Richard Moneyass, agrees with him and says that as soon as that store is closed for good, it will be demolished and turned into an empty lot for other residential, commercial, and/or industrial places and whatnot. If that happens, which company will claim the lot that will soon be an empty lot where Shopwell's, soon to be closed and demolished, used to be? Stay tuned for a future report about it. I'm Newson Newton, and this has been KABC-TV Channel 7 Eyewitness News. I'll see you tomorrow. Have a good night, everyone.
(Darren turns off the TV.)
Darren: Oh no! I can't believe Shopwell's is shutting down our store here.
Alex: I know, right? We must do something!
(Darren and Alex heard someone knocking on the door.)
Darren: I wonder who that could be.
(Darren walks to the door and opens it.)
Darren: Huh?
(It was revealed to be the CEO of Shopwell's Simon Meanswell himself.)
Simon: Hello there, sir. I'm here to ask you of something.
Darren: Uh, who exactly are you?
Simon: Don't you remember me? I'm the CEO of Shopwell's. My name... is Simon Meanswell.
Darren: Simon Meanswell?!? What the hell are you doing here?
Simon: I've come to tell you that one of our stores here, the one that you work at... or, at least, used to work at, will shut down due to an incident with the humans and foods from nine months ago.
Darren: The incident? Oh! You mean the one where I, along with the humans, are attacked by living objects because we were hallucinating due to the bath salts that were inserted into our bodies using toothpicks. Why for?
Simon: The store that you work at has been losing money since that incident, and unless it pays off the debt and recovers the money that it lost, it will be permanently closed, and after that, destroyed and turned into an empty lot for other residential, commercial, and/or industrial places and whatnot. That's why. I'm sorry, but now that the store forgot to pay off the debt and recover the money it lost, it's going to be permanently closed for good... and you... will be fired from your job as manager of any Shopwell's store.
Darren: F-fired?!
Simon: Yes, Darren. You will be fired! I hope you're happy and proud of yourself. You, sir, are a fucking disgrace to the entire goddamn store chain and I'm fucking sick and tired of your shitty excuses and other bullshit you come up with. You're like a mountain full of shit ready to terrorize the entire goddamn company. Like I said before, the store you work at will be closed and you will be fired from your job. I hope you're proud of yourself, but your family will be so ashamed of you. Actually, you know what, I'm going to fucking fire you right now. YOU'RE FIRED! I'm sorry, but someone's gonna have to do the right thing, and that someone... is me and the rest of the executive team at Shopwell's. Also, all of your employees you have in your store that will soon be closed for good are fired from Shopwell's as well, especially Carrie and Alex. Well, I'm heading back to the Shopwell's headquarters building in Chicago. I will not see you again... not even tomorrow! Goodbye and good riddance, you fucking traitor!
Darren: No! You're the one who is the traitor, not me! You betrayed me by firing me and all of my employees I have in my store! Please! All I need is a second chance, just give me that! PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
Simon: Too damn bad, so fucking sad. I don't want to see you or talk to you ever again! Not anymore! Goodbye!
Darren: Oh yeah? Well, I QUIT!
(Simon leaves the apartment building as Darren gets sad and angry at the same time and slams the door shut.)
Darren: I... I can't believe it. I... I actually got fired... fired from my own job... as a manager for the Shopwell's stores. I... I can't believe this at all! My life is ruined! RUINED!
(Darren lies down on the couch and starts crying. Alex comforts him as she sadly looks at him.)
Alex: (sadly) Shhhh... There, there. That fucker was mean to you. I will kill Simon for good because you got fired from your own job because of that shitty nine-month-old incident. Don't cry, Darren. (normal) Hey! Why don't you get a different job, like a musician? Remember, your dad comforts you when you were a little boy after you and your sister had an argument for no good reason.
(Daryl comes downstairs and sees her brother being depressed because Simon fired him because of the nine-month-old incident from Shopwell's.)
Daryl: (sadly) Poor Darren. Here, I'll give you a hug and a lot of kisses.
(Daryl walks to the couch where her brother is still lying on. She placed her hands on his cheeks, stroking his face. She then hugs him and kisses him many times. Darren's face is now covered with red lipstick marks.)
Darren: Uh, you know that's not helping me at all.
(Daryl lets go of Darren as he cries some more.)
Alex: Hey! No one asked you to be here, so just... stay out of this.
Daryl: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Sorry about that.
(Daryl walks back upstairs.)
Alex: Hey, listen. I got a better idea for you.
(Darren stops crying for a bit and looks at Alex.)
Darren: (sadly) What?
Alex: Well, now that you're fired from your old job, I guess you'll have to find a new one.
Darren: Really?
Alex: Yeah. Look, I know that you hate your job as a store manager, but... there's absolutely no need to cry over it, you know. You can't just cry over something that you hate because... well, once you fucking hate it, you just fucking hate it. That's all. I hate my job as a store cashier, and after witnessing the incident nine months ago, I decided to go find a new and better job for myself.
Darren: (sadly) Really? (sniffs) What kind of job did you get?
Alex: I decided to become an artist instead of a cashier.
Darren: Really?
Alex: Yeah, and guess what? I love my new job better than my old one, and so I got used to it more often as I do now. I love to draw and sketch, and I've been drawing and sketching ever since I was a little girl. I even set up my own art studio in my apartment. You should go check it out sometime.
Darren: (sadly) Thanks, but no thanks. I have some shitty problems I have to deal with like the closure and destruction of the store I used to work at, the CEO of the store chain firing me because of that goddamn 9-month-old incident, and the loss of sense of business and jobs. I think you should go now. I'll be sitting in the dark... alone... in my own fortress of solitude... inside the closet... at my bedroom... in my apartment... forever! (walks to his bedroom but turns to see Alex) Alone, lonely loner!
(Darren walks inside his bedroom and gets inside the closet. He then closes the closet door.)
Alex: That's... a lot of loneliness. But... if you insist, I'm going back to my own apartment. I'll see you tomorrow. Good night, Darren.
Darren: (off-screen) Good night, Alex... my old friend.
(Alex walks out of Darren's penthouse and closes the door. The scene fades to the apartment building in the morning where Darren's penthouse is. The scene cuts to the inside of Darren's penthouse where Daryl knocks on the door of Darren's bedroom.)
Daryl: Uh... Darren? Are you still here? Hello? Darren?
(Daryl opens the door to see her brother who is still on his bed. She walks towards him and sits on his bed.)
Daryl: Look, if you want your old job back, we must find Simon so I can kill him for you. I can't believe you got fired as a manager and quit just because of that goddamn nine-month-old incident. I don't want you inside the closet and be alone. You have friends, don't you? Perhaps they can help you.
(Daryl heard someone knocking on the door. She stands up, gets off his bed, and walks to the living room.)
Daryl: What now? Let me guess. It's that fucking CEO of Shopwell's and its investor. I'm so gonna get my revenge on them and when I do!
(Daryl grabs the handgun and opens the door.)
Daryl: Alright, Mr. CEO and Mr. Investor! Your time is up! I'm gonna kill you!
(The scene cuts to Simon and Richard feeling scared as they're looking at the handgun that is aiming towards them.)
Richard and Simon: AHHH!
Simon: Wait! I can explain anything!
Richard: Yeah! I've got something to explain as well!
Daryl: Simon, what have you done to my brother?! Yesterday, you fired him as manager of any Shopwell's store because of the nine-month-old incident where humans are attacked by objects! My brother wants his old job back, so rehire him right now or I'll shoot you with my handgun!
Richard and Simon: AHHH!
==Part 19: The Objects Fight Against the Humans Again==
(The scene cuts to Shopwell's where Frank and the other objects are waiting for the attack to begin. Luckily, Richard, the evil investor, isn't here yet.)
Splash: Um, Mr. Sausage, I have a question.
Frank: What?
Splash: When exactly will the investor show up?
Frank: I don't know. He should be here.
Splash: I think he must be late, or maybe, he's just not here yet.
Frank: You think so?
Splash: Yeah!
Frank: Huh. Well, I guess we'll have to wait for him then. In the meantime, let's just resume our normal lives, but I warn you, this break should be temporary. Got it?
All of the Objects at Shopwell's (except Frank): Got it!
Frank: Good. That's what I like to hear.
(The objects resume their normal lives, but only temporarily until the investor comes. Meanwhile, the CEO and the investor run away from Daryl as she tries to shoot them.)
Richard and Simon: YIKES!
Richard: Let's hide here!
(Richard and Simon hide inside the Shopwell's store where Frank and the objects see them. They are all shocked and their lower jaws dropped down to the bottom.)
Frank: What the hell!? He's here!
Sammy: I knew it! Hey, everyone! Look out! The investor is going to close down and destroy our home! Run for your lives!
(Sammy and the other objects run away from Richard.)
Richard: Huh? So those are the objects that you're talking about. Right, Simon?
Simon: Why, yes. It's like the objects are fucking possessed by the devil.
Richard: Ah, I see.
Frank: Well, it's you. Okay, everyone. Have your bows and arrows ready!
(The objects have their bows, made of paper clips and rubber bands, and arrows, which are toothpicks dipped with bath salts, ready. They then aim at both Richard and Simon.)
Simon: I think this is a good time for you to call the construction workers to destroy this place.
Richard: Yeah, I guess you're right. (calls the construction workers on the phone) Hey, you. I want you to do me a favor and destroy this store. This place is haunted and I want it destroyed... for good.
(The other objects gasped in fear.)
Frank: (gasps) Oh... shit!
(The construction workers arrive just in time to destroy the store as Richard hangs up his phone. Many objects scream and run away in fear while the others with the bows and arrows stay right where they are, brave and fearless.)
Frank: Okay, I have a change of plan. All of you, aim your bows and arrows at the investor, the CEO, and the construction workers!
(The Robin Hood-esque objects aim their bows and arrows at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers. Frank then points at them and tells the objects to fire.)
Frank: FIRE!
(The Robin Hood-esque objects shoot toothpicks at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers, and because they're now high on bath salts, the objects come to life in their vision.)
Richard and Simon: OH, MY GOD!
Simon: The food's fucking possessed!
Sandwich: Oh shit! AAAHHHHH!
(Simon picks up the screaming sandwich and eats him alive.)
Toilet Paper: We're all gonna die!
Bag of Potato Chips: I can't be in a deadly situation like this! It's just too awful! Oh, God!
Construction Worker #1: It's devil food!
(The first construction worker opens the top of the bag of potato chips and eats the "insides", actually chips, from the bag, who then died.)
Barry: Oh, my God! Not this again!
(The second construction worker chases Toilet Paper.)
Construction Worker #2: I'm gonna get you for this!
Toilet Paper: Oh shit!
(The second construction worker kicks Toilet Paper, grabs the paper from his body, and the roll himself gets unraveled, revealing his naked cardboard roll body.)
Toilet Paper: Oh, my God! AAAHHHHH!
(The second construction worker burns up the naked toilet paper roll with a blowtorch.)
Frank: AAAAAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO! You don't deserve this!
(Richard sees Frank witnessing the deaths of some objects.)
Richard: Grrrr! I'm gonna kill you!
(Frank gets scared as he sees Richard charging towards him. Frank then daydreams that Richard charging towards him reminds him of Douche charging towards him.)
Frank: OH SHIT!
(Frank runs away from Richard as he starts chasing him. Barry, Carl, and Brenda saw that coming and then some.)
Barry: Oh no! FRANK!
Carl: Run for your life, bro!
Brenda: What they said!
(Richard turns around and sees Barry, Carl, and Brenda.)
Brenda: Oops!
(Barry, Carl, and Brenda run away from Richard as they scream in fear. He leaves Frank alone and chases them instead.)
Frank: Oh shit! Brenda! Barry! Carl! NO!
(Frank goes after Richard.)
Frank: Hold on, guys! I'll save you!
(Frank runs closer to Richard. Barry, Carl, and Brenda tried to run away from Richard, but then they stopped at a dead end.)
Carl: Oh no! It's a dead end!
Barry: We're doomed!
Brenda: I know! Oh, I wish Frank was here right now.
(Richard stopped and found Barry, Carl, and Brenda.)
Richard: Aha! Now I got ya!
(Richard walks slowly as he gets closer and closer towards Barry, Carl, and Brenda. He is about to kill them, but then, he turns around and sees Frank charging towards him.)
Richard: Huh?
Frank: (while charging towards Richard) You... leave... my... friends... ALONE!
(Frank jumps up high and lands on top of Richard's head. He then looks down at Richard.)
Frank: Listen here, mister. You and your store chain friends are destroying our home! So, leave it alone! There are, like, millions of inhabitants that live here.
(Richard grabs Frank and squeezes him.)
Richard: I don't know what the hell you are, but if you mess with the humans that work at Shopwell's and the humans that shop there, you mess with the store chain, and if you mess with the store chain, you mess with its executive team, and when you mess with the executive team behind the store chain, you mess with the CEO of Shopwell's, and if you mess with the CEO of Shopwell's, you mess with me! Do you understand? (squeezes him some more) I said do you understand? Because it looks like you don't! (squeezes him even more)
Frank: (as he gets squeezed by Richard) Aah!
Brenda: (shocked) Oh, my God! Frank!
Richard: Come on now! Spit it out! I want to hear you talk! (squeezes him even more)
Frank: (as he gets squeezed by Richard) No! I... don't... understand... a word... that you're saying. Now... let... me... go, please!
Richard: I'm not letting you go! I already knew what you and your object friends did nine months ago. You started a revolutionary rebellion against humans! You and your object gang had killed many humans, especially Darren, the manager of this store! You even drove some off here! So, I decided to have my own revenge... against you and the other objects! For your punishment, you are to be eaten... by me! (laughs evilly) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Richard opens his mouth and tries to slowly put Frank inside it.)
Frank: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not that! Anything but that! Let go of me! Let go of me! Oh, God! Oh, God! Help me! Aah!
Brenda: Oh, Frank.
Teresa: Hey, bun. Need a boost?
Frank: Help me!
(Teresa throws Brenda up to the top of Richard's head. Brenda stands up and looks down at Richard.)
Richard: AAAAAAAHHH! What the hell?!
Brenda: (angry) Stay away from my sausage, you asshole!
(Brenda punches Richard in the face which caused him to drop Frank. The punch sent Richard flying to a wall. Frank screams as he is about to fall onto the sharp ends of several broken glass bottles and jars, but Brenda skydives to the rescue as she grabs a rope that is hanging from a ceiling hook and is able to swing him to safety onto a shelf.)
Brenda: It's okay, Frank. I got you. You're safe now.
Frank: Brenda? You... you came for me.
Brenda: Of course I do. I don't want you getting eaten by one of those monstrous humans. I just... need you. I love you, Frank. (hugs Frank) I really do.
Frank: (hugs Brenda) I love you too, Brenda.
(Richard gets up and sees Frank and Brenda on top of the shelf.)
Richard: What the fuck?! They actually fucking survived?! Those two goddamn pieces of shit will pay for this! 
(Richard takes out a revolver from behind his jacket and aims it at Frank and Brenda.)
Richard: Easy, now. Just line them up. Two heads, one bullet.
(Frank and Brenda see Richard aiming his gun at them.)
Frank: Oh... shit!
Brenda: Get down!
(Richard pulls the trigger and the bullet comes blasting out through the gun barrel. Frank and Brenda ducked as the bullet flies over them. The bullet then hits the wall. Richard was shocked when he found out Frank and Brenda successfully dodged the bullet.)
Richard: Damn it!
Frank: You missed us!
Brenda: Come and get us!
(Richard charges towards Frank and Brenda.)
Richard: I'm gonna get you for this!
(Richard tries to attack Frank and Brenda, but then, a ladle flies out of nowhere and it hits Richard on the head.)
Richard: What the...? Who threw that ladle over here? (turns to Simon) Simon?
Simon: It wasn't me. It was that flappy Arabic flatbread and his bagel friend.
(Richard looks at the ladle and looks at Lavash and Sammy. Lavash is the one who threw the ladle at Richard.)
Lavash: You mess with them...
Sammy: You mess with us, bitch.
(Lavash and Sammy throw ladles at Simon and Richard.)
Sammy: Run, guys! We're out of ladles.
(Frank and Brenda run from Richard. Meanwhile, an anthropomorphic knife sharpener gives Lavash and Sammy a pot full of knives and another full of pans.)
Knife Sharpener: I've brought you some pans and knives if you want to use them instead.
Sammy: Thanks, Sharpener. You're a real life saver.
(Lavash, Sammy, and Sharpener throw knives and pans at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers. An anthropomorphic dish and an anthropomorphic spoon join them and throw knives and pans at the humans.)
Sharpener: Take this! (throws a pan at a construction worker) And that! (throws another at another construction worker) That'll hold ya!
Sammy: Yeah! Let's do this!
(Several anthropomorphic dishes, spoons, forks, knives, and butterknives aim their gumball cannons at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers.)
Gumball: Come on, guys. It's us or them.
(The dishes and eating utensils started shooting gumballs at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers with the cannons. One of the gumballs hit Simon on the forehead.)
Simon: AAAAUUGGHH!!
(Simon walks back as he steps on a gumball that is on the floor, and then another, and then another. Soon, he slips on some gumballs that are on the floor and slides down on them to a shelf full of pans, pots, knives, spoons, forks, and a variety of kitchen appliances. The shelf tips and topples forward as it crashes down on Simon while all of the objects on the shelf, except the knives, fall on him.)
Simon: Ouch!
Sammy: Aw yeah! Now that's how it's done.
(Simon moves the shelf out of the way and gets up from it. He then sees the objects surrounding Richard and the construction workers, who are all frightened.)
Simon: Huh? (gasps) Oh no!
(Frank, Brenda, Barry, and Carl appear behind Simon.)
Frank: Well, well, Simon. It looks like your investment employee Richard and the construction workers that planned to destroy our home are now cornered, surrounded by us, the objects that live here.
Brenda: That's right!
Barry: I agree with Frank and Brenda.
Carl: Me too!
Simon: What?! No! This can't be!
Frank: It seems that you and your human friends are now outnumbered.
Simon: Outnumbered?! I don't understand!
Frank: You don't need to understand. What you really need to do... is this. One, leave our home alone. Two, tell your human friends to do the same thing you do. And three, go back to where you came from and never ever bother me or my friends again!
Simon: But...
Frank: Leave now, you asshole!
(Simon tries to back away from the objects, but they step closer towards him.)
Simon: AH! Stay away from me, you fucking talking objects! Please, no!
(The scene cuts to the exterior shot of Shopwell's where Simon screams in fear off-screen which causes the birds that are sitting on the building to fly away. The scene cuts to Richard, Simon, and the other construction workers inside the Shopwell's building all tied up on the ceiling support beam in licorice rope with the end tied up to a ceiling hook that is attached to the ceiling itself. The camera pans down to Frank, Brenda, and the other objects watching the humans suffer and struggle.)
Frank: Haha! That'll hold ya! I specifically told you and your human friends to leave our home alone, but you simply refused to obey my fucking command. So, as a result, you're all trapped here, and unless you learn how to respect and befriend talking objects like us here, your lives are in danger. Therefore, you will die. Have fun hanging around! The knives will keep you company, so you don't escape, because if you do, you'll get stabbed to death by them. So long, assholes. (talks to the other objects) Come on, guys. Let's get the hell away from these shitheaded morons.
(Frank, Brenda, and the other objects except for the knife guards walk away from the now-trapped humans that are held captive by the objects. Richard groans at them in anger. The scene cuts to Darren's penthouse where Daryl comforts Darren after she takes care of Simon and Richard.)
Daryl: See? I told you I'll take care of those motherfuckers. They don't stand a chance.
(But then, Darren realized something.)
Daryl: Is there something wrong?
Darren: It's Richard and Simon. They're at the store I used to work at right now.
Daryl: Shit! Not those two bastards again.
Darren: I'm going after them. You have to stay here.
Daryl: Wait! You can't face them and attack them all by yourself! What if they fight back and hurt you?
Darren: Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. You must stay here. It's for your own safety. I'll be back soon.
(Darren stands up and leaves the penthouse. Daryl watches him as he goes out to find Richard and Simon and get revenge on them.)
Daryl: Okay, I hope you don't get hurt. Good luck. (closes the door) It's time to watch a sex movie.
==Part 20: The Good Humans Have Arrived/The Battle Continues==
(The scene cuts to Darren entering Shopwell's. Darren looks around until he sees Richard, Simon, and the construction workers all tied up at the ceiling in licorice rope. He then scratches his head in confusion.)
Darren: Huh? That's weird. I guess those two fools and the construction workers have been all tied up at the ceiling in licorice rope. (looks at the knives on the floor) Hmmmm. I better use one of these knives to cut the licorice rope from the ceiling.
(Meanwhile, the objects see Darren staring at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers.)
Frank: What... the... fuck?! Why is the Dark Lord here? I thought we killed him, but someone must have fucking revived him somehow. What the heck is he doing anyway?
Barry: I don't know.
(Darren grabs one of the knives on the floor.)
Darren: Hmmmm. I wonder if there's a ladder around here inside this store.
(Darren starts searching for a ladder.)
Darren: Where is it? Where on earth is it? (sees a ladder) There it is! (takes the ladder to where Richard, Simon, and the construction workers are at) Okay! I'm coming up!
(Darren puts the ladder down and starts climbing up.)
Darren: Let's cut this licorice rope with a knife.
(Darren begins to cut the licorice rope with a knife. He cuts off one piece of the licorice rope, then another, then another, and then another. However, he stopped cutting as he saw Richard's face.)
Darren: Holy shit! What the hell are you doing here?!
Richard: It's those talking objects! They trapped us here, and we're all tied up at the ceiling in licorice rope! You gotta get us out of here! Please!
Darren: Hmmmm. So, you're saying that the objects trapped you, Simon, and the construction workers here and they tied you all up at the ceiling in licorice rope, just because you want to destroy the store here?
Richard: Yes, yes! That's what I was trying to say!
Darren: Well, I wish I could free you and let you live, but since those objects, the ones that you're referring to, have punished you for trying to destroy the store, which is their home, I'm afraid that's not going to be the case. It serves you right for trying to get rid of the workplace I used to work at long ago. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go call all of the store's former employees, that are now fired, and tell them to come and save that store here. Good day, sir.
(Darren climbs down the ladder and takes it away, leaving Richard, Simon, and the construction workers helplessly trapped at the ceiling. He then puts the ladder back where he found it.)
Richard: Wait, what!? No! Wait! You can't do this to me! NOOOOOO!
Darren: (throws a hammer at Richard) SHUT UP! I don't give a fucking flying shit if you want me to free you, Simon, and the construction workers that tried to destroy this fucking store. I've had enough with your shit! It's a good thing I quit my old job. The entire store chain of Shopwell's is a complete wreck! Anyway, I'm gonna go now. Smell you later, you son of a bitch.
(Darren walks out of the store building to call all of the store's former employees to come over and defend the store.)
Darren: (on his phone) Guys! Bad news! The store's CEO, its investor, and the construction team are already in the building. I need you all to come over here and defend the store. Okay? Good. See you later! (hangs up his phone) I'll get my revenge on you right into next week. Just you wait and see.
(The scene cuts to the penthouse where Daryl is cleaning up the room.)
Daryl: There. Nice and clean. It's time for me to relax now.
(Daryl walks outside of the penthouse to the top area of the building where the penthouse is at. She sets up the reclining patio chair, sits down on it, puts on her sunglasses, takes out her sun reflector, and relaxes as she gets a tan.)
Daryl: Ah, yes. So relaxing. (looks at the sun) Ah.
(The camera pans up to the sun in the blue sky. The scene fades to a slightly zoomed-in shot of the sun in the sky. The scene then cuts to Daryl still relaxing at the top of the apartment building. She's starting to sweat a little.)
Daryl: Phew. It's getting hot out here. Perhaps I should get myself a drink. Yeah. That'll cool me down.
(She stands up and gets inside the penthouse to drink something.)
Daryl: Hmm, let's see.
(Daryl goes to the kitchen and looks for some beverages in the fridge. She takes out a gallon of orange juice and pours some into a cup. She puts the gallon back into the fridge, goes back outside with the cup of orange juice, and continues her relaxation while getting a tan and while drinking some orange juice.)
Daryl: Much better. (drinks some orange juice) Ahh.
(The camera pans down to Darren outside of the Shopwell's building looking at his watch.)
Darren: (sighs) Where is everyone? I mean, where in the hell are the former employees of this store? They should have been here by now. (thinks) Hmm, maybe a phone call won't be enough. (gets an idea) Aha! I got another idea.
(Darren sends his former employees a text message on his smartphone. The scene cuts to Carrie walking home from school when suddenly, her phone is vibrating. She takes out her smartphone and reads a text message that Darren sent to her along with the other former employees of the store she used to work at.)
Carrie: Huh? What's this? (reads the text message) "Dear former employees of the Shopwell's store in Los Angeles that will soon be gone, this is Darren, your old manager. If you're reading this, I have some bad news for all of you. The store's CEO, its investor, and the construction team are already in the building and they're planning to destroy it. I need you all to come over here immediately and defend the store. I'll meet you there. From, Darren." Oh no! This is awful! I gotta go see Darren at the store and help him defend it immediately, and fast!
(Carrie runs off to see Darren at Shopwell's. The scene cuts to Darren waiting for his former employees to show up. Carrie came to see him outside the store's building.)
Carrie: Hey, Darren! What's going on here? Are the CEO, the investor, and the construction team already in the building?
Darren: Yes, I'm afraid so.
Carrie: Uh, where are the others?
Darren: I don't know. They could be late.
Carrie: Let me guess. They're running a few errands?
Darren: I guess so.
Carrie: Hmm, I see. (sits down) Are you waiting for them to come?
Darren: Yes, Carrie. I am.
(Darren and Carrie look at the sky while they wait for the other former employees of the store to show up.)
Carrie: (sighs in sadness) I can't believe Simon fired you just because of that nine-month-old incident and you quit your own old job. I hate when everyone quits their jobs. I just hate it. 
Darren: (sadly) I know, Carrie. I know. I used to work at Shopwell's until the incident started on July 4th, nine months ago today.
(The scene fades to a flashback sequence of the human shoppers and Shopwell's employees, including Darren himself, being attacked by the living foods and other objects. The sequence is actually a scene from the first film where humans are attacked by objects.)
Darren: (off-screen) The living foods and other objects shoot toothpicks at us. The toothpicks were dipped with bath salts that made us hallucinate. We were attacked by the foods.
Alex: (in flashbacks) The food's fucking possessed!
Sandwich: (in flashbacks) Oh shit! AAAHHHHH!
(Alex picks up the screaming sandwich and eats him alive.)
Ticklish Licorice: (in flashbacks) We're all gonna die! Oh, God!
(A male African-American shopper grabs the bag of ticklish licorice and starts ripping him apart.)
Male African-American Shopper: (in flashbacks) It's devil food!
(The male African-American shopper tore open the bag of ticklish licorice and the living "insides" of the bag fell out to the floor. The flashback cuts to Pop Tart on a conveyor belt being chased by a cashier.)
Pop Tart: (in flashbacks) Oh shit!
(The cashier smashed Pop Tart into pieces with his fist. Meanwhile, some of the objects are chasing Darren. One of them, an anthropomorphic meatloaf box, flips Darren the middle finger while riding on his motorcycle. It then jumps as an explosion occurs behind Meatloaf.)
Darren: (off-screen) Then, I was being chased by a living meatloaf on a motorcycle and I panicked. I hid under one of the cashier stands.
Food: (in flashbacks) Get the Dark Lord!
Darren: (in flashbacks) Why do you keep calling me that?! God.
(Darren hides into a counter with the cash register and tries to find a gun that is hidden inside one of the counter's drawers.)
Darren: (in flashbacks) Come on. Come on.
Darren: (off-screen) After that, I rushed for my Colt Python that I secretly locked inside a toolbox under the counter until Douche showed up.
Douche: (in flashbacks) Okay. Not exactly what I was looking for, but fuck it, you know. Hole's a hole, bro. (laughs)
(Darren finally found the gun and takes it out from the drawer.)
Darren: (in flashbacks) Wait, snap out of it, man. Slap yourself in the face, man. Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way. This isn't real. No, this can't be real.
Douche: (in flashbacks) Oh, it's real, bro.
Darren: (in flashbacks) What?
(Darren looks, points at Douche with a gun, and gasps in horror.)
Darren: (in flashbacks) A talking douche?
Douche: (in flashbacks) It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?
Darren: (in flashbacks) No, no, no! This is too much, this is too much! Too much! Breathe, man.
Douche: (in flashbacks) We both want the same thing. Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two of us could, like, collaborate together. Like a mash-up, bro.
Darren: (in flashbacks) A mash-up? I don't understand. What's happening?
Douche: (in flashbacks) You don't need to understand. You just need to relax and open wide.
Darren: (in flashbacks) Wait. What are you doing?!
(The flashback cuts to a close-up shot of Darren watching Douche as he shoves his nozzle up Darren's butt.)
Darren: (off-screen) But it doesn't look like a mash-up to me. It looks more like a purpose of being mind-controlled by a talking douche that I met.
Douche: (in flashbacks) Oh, yeah!
Darren: (in flashbacks) Dude! That went up my ass!
Douche: (in flashbacks; laughs) Now, stand up.
(The flashback cuts to Darren with Douche inside, yanking on Darren's scrotum.)
Darren: (in flashbacks) Ow!
Darren: (in flashbacks) Turn right. Left. (cackles) Yeah!
(Darren marches around the store and starts shooting objects with his Colt Python. The flashback cuts to Frank sitting on a bottle of horseradish.)
Frank: (in flashbacks) Sausages and buns, let's party!
(Frank, Brenda, Barry, and the other sausages and buns are riding on the horseradish bottles on top of the shelf, following Darren and Douche. They jumped off to Darren and they struggled to attack him.)
Darren: (off-screen) Then I saw sausages and buns riding on horseradish bottles. Then they jumped off and tried to attack me.
Darren: (in flashbacks) I'll call 911! OW! (cries out)
Douche: (in flashbacks) Huge mistake, bros. (exclaims)
Brenda: (in flashbacks) What? Oh, no. (Darren hits Brenda with a gun) Oh!
Frank: (in flashbacks) Brenda!
(Darren looks at Frank and tries to shoot him.)
Darren: (in flashbacks) Ow!
(Frank falls and screams.)
Barry: (in flashbacks) Frank!
(Barry tries to grab Frank, but Douche yanks Darren again as he hits Barry.)
Frank: (in flashbacks) Barry!
(Barry screams as he's about to fall off into the garbage bucket of doom, but he grabs hold of the ledge. He dangles there and pulls himself far enough to see propane tanks in the distance. He then gets an idea. Meanwhile, Frank climbs up to see Douche in Darren's pants.)
Douche: (in flashbacks) Oh, so now you're gonna come at me, bro?
Frank: (in flashbacks) Oh, I'm coming at you.
(Frank prepares to punch Douche but Darren grabs hold of him and Frank yells.)
Frank: (in flashbacks) Oh!
Douche: (in flashbacks; laughs) Okay, we got him, easy now. Easy now.
Darren: (in flashbacks) Well, it's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrote!
Douche: (in flashbacks) Look, sausage, I "relish" the fact... that you "mustard" the strength to "ketchup" to me!
(The flashback turns right to reveal a bottle of ketchup, a bottle of mustard, and a jar of relish gathered together in fear.)
Douche: (in flashbacks; off-screen) Yeah, that's right. Shut your mouths.
(The flashback cuts to Douche and Frank.)
Douche: (in flashbacks; laughing evilly) I sucked up a juicy box's dick, and I'm shoved up to a god's asshole, and this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro.
(Douche bites on Frank on his left side, which causes Frank to scream in pain.)
Frank: (in flashbacks) AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Brenda: (in flashbacks) Oh, my God! Frank!
Douche: (in flashbacks) I'll tell you who eats shit; Gods do, bro. (in a thundering voice) I'M A FUCKING GOD!
Darren: (in flashbacks) Goodbye, little sausage.
(Darren aims his Colt Python at Frank, preparing to shoot him. Frank is shocked.)
Brenda: (in flashbacks) Oh, Frank.
Teresa: (in flashbacks) Hey, bun. Need a boost?
Frank: (in flashbacks) Help me!
Gum: (in flashbacks) Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
(Gum moved towards Darren as he looked at Gum and then shot him with his gun, which blasted a hole in his head and seemingly could've killed him. However, Gum recovered himself and the wound disappeared.)
Gum: (in flashbacks) Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgment. Let me educate you.
(Barry, who is standing on a makeshift cart that is being powered by propane tanks, was held in place. Barry then gave the signal for two bags of flour to drop down to release the cart from its position and it accelerated towards Darren as Douche and Frank then saw it approaching.)
Douche: (in flashbacks) Fuck!
(Frank kicked Douche and made him drop him. Frank then screams as he is about to fall onto the sharp ends of a broken beer bottle, but Brenda is able to swing him to safety onto a shelf. Darren then sees Barry on the cart that is currently speeding towards him, so Darren attempted to shoot Barry with his gun, but Barry dodges the bullet in a Matrix style. The cart hits Darren, which traps him and Douche inside the trash can.)
Douche: (in flashbacks) What's happening out there?!?!
Barry: (in flashbacks) Now!
(Various foods set up a bunch of boards in a curved direction to turn the cart onto a designated path.)
Coconut Milk: (in flashbacks) So long, asshole!
(Coconut Milk flips Darren the middle finger. The cart passed by Sammy and Lavash, who were holding matches to ignite the propane tanks, which caused the cart to then blast off as a couple of food items then set up a ramp which sent the cart flying through the roof of Shopwell's and into the sky. There, the propane tanks detonated into fireworks, which killed Darren and Douche, causing douche liquid and human blood to drop from the sky. One of Darren's eyeballs, which are one of the remains of Darren's body, landed on the peanut section of the produce aisle. One of the peanuts holds the eyeball in victory.)
Peanut: (in flashbacks) Yeah!
Barry: (in flashbacks) It's over. We won. We fucking won! (laughing)
(The flashback cuts to the humans, who are now placed inside the freezer by the objects. The humans were stuck inside there and they froze to death. The objects cheered as the battle ended. A tampon skips around as she accidentally steps on a tiny puddle of human blood.)
Tampon: (in flashbacks) Ew! (absorbs the blood and becomes big and tough) YEAH!
(The scene cuts to a new flashback sequence where some of the other objects surveyed the damage of Darren's poor dead body, which fell out of the cart after the propane tanks exploded into fireworks earlier.)
Spoon: (in flashbacks) Hey, boss. Should we take the body away from here?
Spatula: (in flashbacks) Nah, don't worry. The brooms and mops will take care of it.
(A broom and a mop saw Darren's body and took it out of the building.)
Spoon: (in flashbacks) Okay? What about Douche?
(The camera pans to Douche's dead body near the cart that fell down back into the store building after the propane tanks exploded into fireworks earlier.)
Spoon: (in flashbacks) Should they take him away as well?
Spatula: (in flashbacks) Yes, yes they can.
(Another broom and another mop saw Douche's broken body and took it out of the building.)
Spoon: (in flashbacks) Oh, okay. So, now what?
Spatula: (in flashbacks) Well, now that the war is over, we can finally get to do what the hell we freaking want!
Spoon: (in flashbacks) Oh, yeah! I didn't know that. Okay.
(The spoon and the spatula see Frank and his friends celebrating their victory. The scene fast-forwards to the present day as it switches back to Darren and Carrie.)
Darren: Well, it seemed that my life ended with a tragedy like that incident that I mentioned earlier, but six months later, I was unexpectedly revived thanks to the recovery center that appeared in the store from out of nowhere. But then, three months later, I just got fired from my own old job, and as a result, I quitted. And now, this store that went bankrupt after the incident will be gone for good because of it. (sighs) It just fucking sucks, you know? Sure, I hated my fucking job as the store manager, but I don't want to see the store go away just because I hated my fucking job there. That's just plain old bullshit. It makes no sense whatsoever. (sighs) I miss working at the store while hating my job at the same time.
(This made Carrie so angry that she slaps Darren on the face.)
Darren: OW! (rubs his cheek) That smarts!
Carrie: Snap the fuck out of it and listen to me, Darren! You should stop hating your old job while working at the same time. It's not nice. Also, I can't believe you quitted your old job on purpose! That's not a smart way of solving that problem.
Darren: Okay, okay! I will listen to you, Carrie!
Carrie: Hmph! It doesn't look like or sound like you're listening to me. Here, let me refresh your memory so that you can understand me better.
Darren: But, Carrie, I... (gets slapped by Carrie) Jesus Christ! (gets slapped by Carrie again) Oh, God! (gets slapped by Carrie yet again) Ow! (rubs his cheek) That hurts... again! What the hell are you trying to do to me? Break my nose? Gosh! People these days.
Carrie: Fine! If you want to get your old job back, you must listen to me.
Darren: (sighs) Okay, okay. Whatever you say.
Carrie: Good. Let's go.
(They heard the car honking.)
Carrie: Finally. They're here.
(The car quickly stops to where Carrie and Darren are. The car door opens and a person steps out of the car. That person turns out to be Alex.)
Alex: Hey, guys. I'm here.
(Other former Shopwell's employees get out of the car.)
Shopwell's Employee #1: Don't forget about us.
Darren: Ah, yes. Hello, everyone. Long time no see. It's me, Darren, your old manager. Listen, I have some bad news for all of you. The store's CEO, its investor, and the construction team are already in the building and they're planning to destroy it.
Shopwell's Employee #2: Why?
Darren: Well, they're going to destroy the store and replace it with a different building. It could either be a restaurant like Burger King or McDonald's or Arby's or even Wendy's, a cafe like Starbucks Coffee or Dunkin' Donuts, or even a store like Walmart or Target or Best Buy or Publix or ALDI or even our rival Shoppoorly's. We have to do something in order to save our store from demolition. But how? How the heck are we going to do that?
(Carrie thinks for a moment as a thought bubble appears on top of her head. The thought bubble shows three hand-drawn animated sequences, combined into one, of how to save Shopwell's. For the first sequence, the former employees call the police on Richard, Simon, and the construction workers. The police came and arrested them. For the second sequence, the former employees kill Richard, Simon, and the construction workers by shooting them with their guns. For the third sequence, the former employees surround Richard, Simon, and the construction workers and aim their guns at them. Richard and Simon have no choice but to wave their white flags and surrender. They then leave the store alone and walk away. The construction workers are forced to do the same thing: surrender and leave the store alone. The thought bubble sequence ends as the thought bubble itself disappears.)
Carrie: Hmm, I don't know. We only have three options. We could either call the police on Richard, Simon, and the construction workers, or we could kill them, or we could force them to surrender and leave the store alone. That's all I could think of.
Alex: Good idea, Carrie.
(Darren, Alex, Carrie, and the other former Shopwell's employees enter the supermarket building where they see Richard, Simon, and the construction workers all tied up at the ceiling in licorice rope.)
Carrie: See?
Alex: Huh? (gets confused) Hey, why are they all tied up at the ceiling in... some sort of... red, tasty, sweet... licorice rope?
Shopwell's Employee #1: I have no idea.
Shopwell's Employee #2: Neither do I.
Carrie: It is licorice rope, which means those bastards were already tied up. They're stuck at the ceiling, tied up in licorice rope.
Alex: I knew it! I knew it was licorice rope all along!
Carrie: Really?
Alex: Yeah! You were right about those fucking bastards. I don't know who the hell tied them up with this long and lengthy piece of shit, but I reckoned that the objects must have done something to them like tying them up with licorice rope and trapping them in the ceiling!
Carrie: Maybe the licorice rope can't hold them any longer. What do you think?
(The former employees whisper to each other whether or not the licorice rope could hold Richard, Simon, and the construction workers any longer. Then, they agree with Carrie.)
Shopwell's Employee #1: I think I can agree with you, Carrie.
Shopwell's Employee #2: Yeah, me too.
Shopwell's Employees: We all agree with you.
Carrie: I have a bad feeling about this, you guys. If the licorice rope couldn't hold them any longer, then there's a good chance that the CEO, the investor, and the construction team would eventually escape that trap... and once they do, then... I guess they'll continue their plan of destroying this store as we know it.
(The camera pans up to the tied-up licorice rope end at the ceiling hook where it's starting to slowly loosen.)
Richard: (looks at the licorice rope that begins to slowly loosen) Oh... great. First, our plan came to a halt, and now this?! Why me? Why?!
(The licorice rope end continues to loosen until the entire rope itself suddenly snaps, causing Richard, Simon, and the construction workers to fall from the ceiling, fall off of the licorice rope trap, and fall into the ground.)
Richard: HELP!!!
(Richard, Simon, and the construction workers scream as they fall to the ground. All of the construction workers were hurt after landing on the floor while falling from the ceiling, but Richard and Simon landed on the pile of injured construction workers and were safe from falling to their supposed fatal death.)
Carrie: Huh? What the fuck?! Guys!
(All of the other Shopwell's former employees turn around to see Richard, Simon, and the construction workers, who all escaped the licorice rope trap. The former employees were shocked. Meanwhile, the objects see the employees' reaction.)
Frank: Shit! The licorice rope trap didn't work!
Barry: Oh no!
Frank: Well, it looks like the destruction of our home will continue after all.
(The scene cuts back to Carrie, Alex, Darren, and the other former employees staring at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers.)
Alex: A-are they... dead?
Darren: I'm not sure. They could be alive because... I don't know. They must have survived the fall or something.
Carrie: We'll see about that.
(Carrie pokes Richard's back and backs off. Then, Carrie walks slowly and gently taps Richard on the shoulder. However, as Carrie touched Richard, he wakes up and looks at her, Alex, Darren, and the other former employees. Then, Richard grabs Carrie's hand.)
Richard: Got ya!
Carrie: AHHHHH! HELP!
Darren: OH SHIT!
Alex: He's alive!
Carrie: Let go of me, you jerk!
(Carrie punches Richard in the face as he lets go of her. Simon and the construction workers wake up to see Richard surrounded by Carrie, Alex, Darren, and the other former employees.)
Simon: Oh no! The ex-employees are here to foil our plans. They're... they're starting a rebellion... against us!
(Darren snaps his fingers and points at Richard, Simon, and the construction workers)
Darren: ATTACK!
(Carrie, Alex, Darren, and the other former employees charge towards Richard, Simon, and the construction workers who then begin to retreat.)
Simon: RETREAT!
(Richard, Simon, and the construction workers run away from Carrie, Alex, Darren, and the other former employees as they run out of Shopwell's and never return.)
Carrie: We did it, guys!
(Carrie, Alex, Darren, and the other former employees celebrate their victory.)
==Part 21: Simon Calls 911 about Living Objects/Simon and Richard Find Evidence that Living Objects Exist==
(The scene cuts to Richard, Simon, and the construction workers outside of Shopwell's. Simon takes out his phone and calls 911.)
911 Operator: (voice on phone) Hello, this is 911. How may I help you? What's your emergency?
Simon: (on the phone) You wouldn't believe what I just saw. I... saw... living objects! They were inside the store, and... and they were attacking me, the store's investor, and the construction workers! Not only that, they summoned the store's former employees to drive us out of the store, and as a result, we were banned from the store's demolition site.
911 Operator: (voice on phone) Seriously? Are you, like, on drugs or something? Because... what you're telling me is absolute nonsense. There's no such thing as living objects.
Simon: (on the phone) No no no! You've got to listen to me! First of all, I'm not on drugs or anything. Second of all, it's not nonsense or a lie. It's the truth! Third of all, there is such thing as living objects and I will prove it to you... no matter what!
911 Operator: (voice on phone) Sir, is this a prank call? Because if it is, then you must be on crack and lying, and if you're really on crack and lying, then we are sending the police over immediately to arrest you. There are billions and billions of lives from around the world that are really in danger. Those are what we need to worry about. Anyway, thank you for using the 911 system. Have a good day, sir.
(The off-screen 911 operator hangs up the phone which causes the dial tone sound effect to be heard on Simon's phone. Simon hangs up his phone and puts it in his pocket. He takes a deep breath and stays calm for 3 seconds. But then, he started panicking.)
Simon: Oh shoot! The 911 system is sending the police over to arrest us! I didn't think it was that big of a deal. So, why is that? AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Richard: SHIT! This is not good!
Simon: I know, right?
Richard: What should we do?
Simon: Hmmmm...
(Simon thinks for a moment as the scene fades to a brief flashback sequence.)
Simon: (on the phone; in flashbacks) There is such thing as living objects and I will prove it to you... no matter what!
(The scene fades back to present day.)
Simon: I'll prove to everyone that living objects do exist. They'll see! They will all see! They might think I'm crazy and that I'm on crack, but I'm not crazy nor on crack! Come on, Richard. We've got work to do.
Richard: Yes, sir.
(While the construction workers wait for Richard and Simon to get back, the latter two begin to enter Shopwell's where Carrie, Darren, Alex, and the other former employees see them.)
Carrie: Oh... shit! I don't suppose anyone here knows anything about martial arts.
Darren: Just the basics of, like, kung fu, karate, judo, kendo, taekwondo, anything-you-can-do, and uh... tai chi.
Former Shopwell's Employee #1: Ooh! Do they come with egg fried rice? Because I got a real cancelled hankering for egg fried rice.
Former Shopwell's Employee #2: Yeah! Me too!
Alex: Darren, can you beat them up?
Darren: Sorry. I don't believe in violence.
(Darren sees Richard and Simon sneaking around in the store building. He then runs towards them and attacks them both karate-style.)
Darren: Except in self-defense.
(Carrie and Alex look at each other for a few seconds and look back at Darren.)
Carrie: I never thought I'd say this, but... holy never shit! What a noperst self-defending shitheaded ex-manager!
== Part 22: Carrie and Her Friends Going to the Real World/Darren gets a New Looks/Carrie Found Out that Darren's and Daryl's Parents are not Killed By the Foods/Carrie Turned 16 ==
(The scene cuts to Carrie's house where Carrie brings her friends to meet her family.)
Carrie: Mom, I got some friends that they can meet you.
Camille Toh: Okay, sweetheart. You have to be careful.
More coming soon!
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