How To Make a Milkshake with Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob

How To Make a Milkshake with Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob is the fourth episode of the first season of The Krusty Krab Chronicles. It was written by CinnamonToastGuy.
==Plot==
The Health Inspector comes to The Krusty Krab, and Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob have to prepare a proper milkshake in order to pass. 
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with SpongeBob having a seemingly pleasant work day, until Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office.)
Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOY ME BOB!
SpongeBob: What is it Mr. Krabs? Did you stub your toe on a loose nail again? Did you drop my Nintendo Switch in Gary’s water bowl?
Squidward: Did you lose half a penny?
Mr. Krabs: Worse! It’s Friday, March 1st, which means the health inspector is coming! He’ll go ballistic when he sees us and remembers what we did to him 18 years ago!
Squidward: Really? That was 18 years ago. He’s probably gotten over it already.
SpongeBob: Yeah, I wouldn’t worry too much either, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: We nearly killed that old fellow!
Squidward: Wasn’t there, didn’t care.
Mr. Krabs: Well, caring or not, we have to get prepared! SpongeBob, clean the grills and-
SpongeBob: All done. (We see the grills are all sparkly and clean)
Mr. Krabs: Ok, um...mop the floors and the ceil-
SpongeBob: Done. (We see the floors and ceiling sparkly and clean)
Mr. Krabs: Scrape the gum of the tab-
SpongeBob: Done!
Mr. Krabs: Move the position of the boat to about-
SpongeBob: Done!
Mr. Krabs: Well in that case, you can-
SpongeBob: Done, done, done, and done!
(1 hour later)
Mr. Krabs: It’s the Health Inspector coming in! Quick, everyone act normal.
SpongeBob: Yes, sir!
Squidward: Absolutely not!
(They run to the door as the health inspector walks into the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs then proceeds to cry and pull at the health inspector’s leg.)
Mr. Krabs: Oh please, can you forgive us for-
Health Inspector: I’m over it.
Mr. Krabs: Oh.
Squidward: So much for telling us to “act normal”.
Health Inspector: But I’m not coming here for an inspection, I’m coming...for a milkshake.
SpongeBob: A milkshake? Well, I still have my license. I think we can manage, right Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Of course, but we need ingredients. We’ll have to shop for them. Time to go to the Barg’N-Mart! Follow me, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye! We’ll be back, Mr. Health Inspector!
(They run to the van and drive to Barg’N-Mart. They walk in and SpongeBob gets the list.)
SpongeBob: Okay, so we need Ice Cream, Whole Milk, Chocolate Syrup, and Pure Vanilla Extract.
Mr. Krabs: I’ll get the first two, and you get the last two, alright, me boy?
SpongeBob: Once again, aye aye!
(They go into separate aisles. SpongeBob in 11, and Krabs in 9. When SpongeBob goes in 11, we see a middle aged woman with a bowl haircut on the opposite side.)
SpongeBob: Let’s see, yogurt, frozen yogurt, frozen kelp, ah, here we go! Ice Cream! (He grabs a container)
(The woman then walks up to him.)
Karen: HEY!!!
SpongeBob: (He turns around) Geez, what? You don’t have to yell so loudly, you know.
Karen: ARE YOU TALKING BACK???
SpongeBob: No, I'm just saying, ma’m. Anyways, what did you want?
Karen: I saw that ice cream first, hand it over!
SpongeBob: Huh? But there’s plenty of other containers over here.
Karen: I don’t care, GIVE IT OR I’M CALLING THE POLICE, YOU DOUCHEBAG!
SpongeBob: You really think that the police will arrest me for not handing over my ice cream?
Karen: Of course they will! Not to brag, but I’m close friends with the head of the Bikini Bottom Police Force.
SpongeBob: (He rolls his eyes) Sure you are, Karen.
Karen: MY NAME’S NOT KAREN, YOU BRAT! IT’S SYNTHIA!
SpongeBob: Whatever, I’m just going to grab this chocolate syrup and book it.
Karen: HEY! I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! IT’S RUDE TO WALK AWAY WHEN SOMEONE’S TALKING TO YOU!
(She starts yelling nonsense and SpongeBob walks out of the aisle. He then meets up with Mr. Krabs, who had already gotten the two other ingredients.)
Mr. Krabs: Good job, me boy! Why I oughta give you a promo-(He starts hearing the Karen's screaming) Why’s that young woman yelling?
SpongeBob: Code K.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, seahorse crap.
(The Karen walks out of the aisle 11 and sees SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. She walks up to Krabs.)
Karen: Are you his manager?
Mr. Krabs: Well no, but I’m his boss at the one and only Krusty Krab! Remember to come along with your kids someti-
Karen: I’m not here for advertising, you damn cheapskate!
Mr. Krabs: -Cheapskate?
Karen: WHERE’S THE REAL MANAGER?
(The Barg’N-Mart manager comes over)
Manager: That would be me. Now what the hell is all this screaming about?
Karen: These two were being extremely rude to me all because I asked where the ice cream is! And they even abused me!
Manager: What?
SpongeBob: Beg my pardon manager, but that’s not what happened at all! I was looking for ice cream and she yelled at me because she claimed that she saw it first and she yelled at me to hand it over. When I didn’t she threatened to call the police.
Karen: LIAR! You’re going to get arrested and me and my kids will be laughing in your big, spongy, dumbass face!
Manager: QUIET! Follow me. I’m going to check the security cameras to see who is telling the truth and who is lying. Whoever is lying will be banned from the store. Now come on!
(They follow the manager)
Karen: He still won’t believe you!
(They walk into the security cameras and play the footage. After the footage, everyone is staring at the Karen, except for the manager who is glaring.)
Karen: Um, can’t we just talk this over?
Manager: GET OUT!
Karen: Ugh, fine! I’m suing this damn craphole and you’ll amount to nothing in life!
(Karen walks out and everyone bursts out laughing at her outburst)
Manager: Sorry for the trouble, guys. Here, have that ice cream for free.
SpongeBob: Thanks! But we have to go now. Bye!
(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go to the van and drive back to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob goes back into the kitchen and prepares the milkshake.)
SpongeBob: Ready, Mr. Health Inspector!
Health Inspector: Alright, moment of truth. (He sips it)
(Silence)
Health Inspector: This is...AMAZING! You’ve passed the test, everyone! Even you, starfish boy!
Patrick: My name’s Patrick! And can someone teach me the ropes now? It’s been 2 episodes!
Mr. Krabs: SON OF A-
(The episode ends)
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