Sadism

Sadism is the first episode of Fantendo Fragments, both in Season 1 and overall. Written by Sr.Wario, the series premiere focuses on Sadisilea, who comes into conflict while on a planet occupied by the Threat's forces.
Reception for the episode has been (TBA) thus far.
==Transcript==
Sadisilea is sitting in a neon lit bar alone, dead bodies scattered across the floor and propped up on chairs. She whistles "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" and sips a strange bottle of alien alcohol.
::Sadisilea: I'd say today was a success. I killed...
The bounty hunter counts the corpses, a satisfied smile on her face.
::Sadisilea: 23! And I only needed to take out one of them, that's a new record.
A group of five Vorto grunts walk through the doors, lead by an armored humanoid with a laser shotgun in his hands. He seems horrified by the scene.
::Leader: Oh my Vindozz, what is this?
She turns around and flashes a toothy smile at the soldiers, which unnerves and confuses the grunts.
::Sadisilea: Yay! I'm always glad to have some company. I'm-
The leader interrupts the psychotic bounty hunter, which clearly agitates her.
::Leader: Sadisilea, you're one of the most famous bounty hunters in the galaxy. You're wanted on...too many planets to count. Homicide, posession of illegal weapons, arson, and so on.
This seems to bring back memories as she grins nostalgically. He raises his shotgun and narrows his eyes.
::Leader: You're coming with us. I'm Alpha, and this planet is under the control of the Threat herself. There's no room for criminals or rebels here.
Amused, Sadisilea laughs uproariously and pulls out a concealed plasma pistol, shooting one of the grunts through the head. This prompts one of them to run away, while the others get ready for a fight.
::Sadisilea: Alpha? That's cute. You're cute. Certainly outmatched, though.
Alpha confidently scoffs and looks around at his fellow soldiers.
::Alpha: There are four of us and one of you, I highly doubt that. Now put down your weapons and stay still...
She sighs and shakes her head, standing up. He cocks his shotgun and fires it when she walks forward, but she leaps to the side, avoiding it. 
::Sadisilea: Nope!
Alpha points forward and one grunt runs towards her, but she pulls out a small blade and stabs him in the chest, causing him to cry out in pain and fall onto the ground.
::Sadisilea: Nice try, dumbo.
Surprised by her skill , a nervous Alpha barks orders at the grunts.  
::Alpha: Take her down! Go!
They obediently nod and charge towards her. One tries to punch her, but she catches it's hand and breaks it's arm before shooting him through the head. Another does a sweeping kick, but she simply crushes it's leg with her heavy suit of armor before snapping his neck, leaving one grunt and Alpha.
::Sadisilea: What are these things? Do you buy them from a discount retailer?
The last grunt runs towards her while Alpha fires blast after blast. She runs across the bar, dodging each shot, but this leaves her open to the grunt's attack. He elbows her in the face, causing her to groan in pain.
::Sadisilea: Not fair!
Alpha takes this time to shoot at her, but she grabs the grunt and uses it's body as a meat shield. He slowly backs up against the wall as Sadisilea gets out a throwing knife.
::Sadisilea: Your armor would make a great trophy. Or I could sell it, I do deserve to treat myself.
As she rambles on, he slowly reaches for a plasma grenade in his pocket, breathing heavily.
::Sadisilea: I thought you Threat people loved violence! I'm disappointed, really.
He shakes his head, planning to stall her while he prepares to throw the explosive.
::Alpha: All we want is order. Sometimes the price we pay is war, but this senseless violence is not that.
The Catonea rolls her eyes and chuckles, leisurely approaching her opponent.
::Sadisilea: So naive and young. Violence is violence, and anyone who gets in my way is going to suffer some of that violence.
Alpha pulls out the grenade, but Sadisilea throws a knife into his hand, causing him to drop it. He clutches his bleeding hand and yelps, as she smirks.
::Sadisilea: Bon voyage, Darling.
She resumes her whistling as she walks out of the bar. A few seconds pass before the building explodes, with the grunts and Alpha in it. 
::Sadisilea: Guess it's 29. I should make it an even thirty...
As she walks away with a smile on her face, the bar's wreckage burns.
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In another bar, a middle aged Bushi sits next to Sadisilea. She raises an eyebrow as he motions towards the Siren bartender, who nods.
::Sadisilea: I was looking for someone to kill! Hey there, Krios, buying me a drink?
He laughs and takes a swig of the beverage the bartender brings him.
::Krios: You grow more insane everytime I meet you.
::Sadisilea: Aww, you old softie.
Krios shrugs and smirks at his fellow bounty hunter.
::Sadisilea: To what do I owe this honor?
He quietly taps his staff against the floor and sighs.
::Krios: I heard about your murdering spree today.
She grins and claps her hands together joyously.
::Sadisilea: Excellent!
Krios slowly nods and strokes his chin.
::Krios: For such an infamous assassin, you seem to be laying low. A foolish mistake.
Offended, she raises her eyebrows.
::Sadisilea: What else could I be doing, old man?
He pulls out a picture of his adopted son, Iwao Ikita. She looks down at it, intrigued.
::Krios: I'm looking for him. Apparently, he's been seen on Earth. I intend to kill him myself...but I could use your help in tracking him down.
She yawns and shakes her head.
::Sadisilea: Boring.
Krios raises his hand and explains himself further.
::Krios: This Threat woman...her war with the Gods is going to be very lucrative for us bounty hunters. Both sides have targets they're interested in, and we're the killers for the job. Earth is home to many of their disciples, including a Beorn I hear you have a grudge with.
Sadisilea thinks it over and smiles, hooking arms with Krios, who looks uncomfortable and pulls away.
::Sadisilea: A chance to make money, get back in the game, and kill Unten himself? Count me in, my friend.
They stand up and leave the bar without paying, which clearly agitates the owner. When he sees their faces, he recognizes them and decides to leave it be.
::Krios: We are NOT friends.
::Sadisilea: Not yet, silly!
He sighs as they walk out the doors together, ending the episode.
==Reception==
TBA
==Trivia==
*This is the first time that Sadisilea's face is shown. This is to reintroduce her and establish that the character has been changed in various ways.
*Alpha was created for the New Threat Commanders contest, but several aspects were changed for the episode.
*Krios' conversation with Sadisilea references Imperium Dance.
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