I Know That Monkey!

==Briefing==
:"Ah, <name>. I'm having a vision as we speak..." The robed sage scratches at his disfigured neck affectionately. You shudder as you watch it jiggle ever-so-slightly at his touch.
:"Yes, there he is! Another child is nearby, but I sense some tomfoolery afoot. It seems he can't stop monkeying around. Find him before I go bananas! Additional monkey-themed wordplay!"
SummaryFind the missing child
==Walkthrough==
==Dialogue==
===During Quest===
:"My second child has always been popular. In fact, he was the first member of the Derogatory Kindness Crew, if memory serves. I'm not really sure what they did, there."
===Conduction Junction===
:Victory Lap of Luxury
::You stand alone in an empty street of Conduction Junction. It's quiet. Not too quiet, though. Probably just quiet enough, if you had to pin a label on it. You've never been much for labels, though. Not since The Acci--
::"YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!"
::Out of the blue a futuristic race car comes rocketing past you, a 'giant ape riding shotgun with a masked vigilante at the wheel. You try to call out for them to stop, but they pay you no heed. As the duo makes another circuit, the muscular man shouts out, "Sorry kid, but I won't stop until this race is over!"
::Looks like you'll need to find something that can put an end to this little Herbie--I mean, derby.
::: > Wave your Black Checkered Flag!
:Show Them Your Moves!
::You wave your Black Checkered Flag wildly in the air as the pair of pranksters approach. You can see the masked man's eyes light up as he gazes at the glorious tufts of fabric cascading melodically in the wind. "FAAAAALCOOOOON-- STOOOOOOOOP!"
::The racing machine slams to a halt almost immediately, and the two jump out of the vessel. The man exclaims, "Yes! I won! Thanks, kid. Guess I'll drop my furry friend here off at the Warp Zone. Catch you later!"
===Report back to Sage Eru===
:"Wonderful news, <name>! My second child has returned to me. You seem to have quite a knack for dealing with video game characters!"
:Huh. You don't say.
:::> Next
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