The Secret Missing Sequel To Oliver & Company

Written by Dave1995.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a moment just sit right there, I'm gonna tell you how a hedgehog ruined my hair. Ha ha, just kidding. A hedgehog didn't ruin my hair, I shaved it off during my times on a mushroom planet.
So, you're probably wondering who the heck I am. Well I'm glad you asked. The name's Robotnik, Doctor Robotnik. Let me ask you this, have you seen a film called Oliver & Company? If you haven't. Well I honestly can't tell you. Why? It's because you people outside this world are in love with other Disney films like The Lion King, Encanto, Frozen and others. What's that? I insulted you? My bad. Oliver & Company is one of my favorite Disney movies that I worked on during my time at Disney in the Funnypasta universe.
I was a creative assistant to the producers for movies like The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective. And of course, I was an artist for most movies. When I drew Jenny Foxworth for Oliver & Company, the director of the movie announced that it would be an animal version of Oliver Twist instead of being faithful to the original novel. I was kinda happy that George Scribner was accepting my character idea. And oh boy, I fell in love with the character I drew. Thanks Jenny!
What a lot of people don't know is that there was going to be a 2nd Oliver & Company movie. However, the film was not released in theaters or sent straight to video. This is because the story I'm about to tell you is messed up. You see, the sequel to Oliver & Company had rather a lot of crossovers and it did have swearing in it. You won't be able to find this tape anywhere since I don't want George to lose his shit about the tape being kept by me.
Anyways, it all started back in the summer of 2021. Most of Disney's movies like Raya And The Last Dragon were bombing at the box office. My theory is that families don't want their children to get sick in the movie theater from this cough cough virus. Moving on. The studio was in production of a new movie that was yet to be announced. By the end of the day, everyone else was going home, but me and 5 other employees named Sam Bramsberry, Jeremy Bakewell, Killian, Jenny Wakeman and Captain Kiddie were asked to stay for 30 more minutes.
Our boss who happened to be Thomas The Tank Engine said that a health inspector would be coming to the Disney studio in about 7 days and he wanted us to clean our office rooms to receive a good rating. Jenny Wakeman and I cleaned her room together. As we cleaned, we both had a discussion about Oliver & Company being on Disney+. She said that she wants an Oliver & Company series to be made for the streaming service so that her pet crow Raoul would stop dancing to Good Company 24/7.
Meanwhile, I went over to my office and cleaned it. The last thing I cleaned up was the drawer to my stash which had some non-Disney movies on DVD like The Care Bears Movie, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Madeline (1997), Barnyard and The Adventures of Elmo In Grouchland. That was until I saw something rare that I had never owned in my life. Apparently, I had received an early birthday present from my boss Thomas. The present looked like a DVD case. I opened up the present and it turned out to be a DVD with Jenny Foxworth on the cover. In my eyes, I believed this was an Oliver & Company DVD.
It looked rather, strange. The DVD had "Oliver & Company 2: Jenny's Really Weird Days" written with a red sharpie on the cover. Jenny had the face of Mr Incredible. She was also looking down at her feet. I assumed that the cover looked it was written by a fan art person or something.
I took a look at the back of the DVD and it had what looked like a warning said, "Warning: Do not screen this DVD anywhere to the public, and don't even upload any clips of the film on YouTube. Because if you do, you Robotnik, will lose your job and be fined $400,000." I felt my heart in my throat considering the fact that the DVD knew my name and I would be fined a huge amount of money. After looking at the DVD cover, I stepped into my boss's office asking what the heck this DVD was.
He claimed that he had crafted the DVD for my birthday which was coming in 2 weeks and he knew that I enjoyed watching Ralph Breaks The Internet. He also made the entire movie by himself despite being a train. I had thanked him for the present and I asked him if I could bring the DVD home with me. Thomas said yes and I told him I would be leaving for the day. Before making my way home, I stopped by a local Mcdonald's to order some dinner. My cashier for tonight was a robot named Tex. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese but without the pickles and onions, 10 piece chicken nuggets, medium fries and a Hi-C.
While waiting for my food to be ordered, I talked to these familiar people and animals like Butcher, Wallace & Gromit, Sally, Susan Link, Omar Suerez and Amy Alden. We were in a discussion about an upcoming film called Encanto. I told them that I work for Disney. As soon as I said that, Sally walked up to the cash register and said, "Hey employees, this bald man with a mustache works for Disney!" Tex then gave me my meal for free and I felt pleased with myself.
I then headed home and sat down on my couch. There was a very cool spot that nearly looked like a bed. The first thing that I saw on the TV was a commercial featuring June from Little Einsteins and Roy Hess from Dinosaurs singing Take Me Out To The Ball Game. I never told you this, but I have a butler. Her name is Rachel Alucard. When she saw me, she said, "Good evening Robotnik, is that a new DVD I see?" I told her about the DVD and she inserted it into my DVD player.
"Anything else for you?" Rachel asked while the DVD loaded. "Nah, you're good. I'll let you know when I can." I replied. Rachel left the room by the time the Walt Disney Home Entertainment logo came on. It then showed some previews for older films like Cars, Peter Pan: 2 Disc Special Edition, Bambi 2, The Little Mermaid and Up.
It then cut straight to the menu, but man it looked horrible. It consisted of Jenny Foxworth, Penny Peterson, Dee Dee, Milly Solovieff from Code Lyoko and Riley Anderson at a birthday party because of the cake on the table. What was so disgusting about it you ask? Well, if you're too scared to hear what I'm about to say, go find something else to read. I looked through the Sneak Peeks menu for a little bit but when I got back to the menu, the characters were now engaging in a twerking session. I yelled to Rachel that I needed a bowl to vomit in. She arrived just in time as the puke came out of my mouth.
Like my good friend Bob Newhart, I don't like it when gay people start doing some weird monkey shit nowadays. It reminded me of a Rule 34 image I saw many months ago. Any way, I hit Play Movie on the DVD menu and it took me to what looked like the logo to Oliver & Company in a black background. In the background, I could hear a voice that sounded like Master Shake say this:
"This is the secret missing sequel to Oliver & Company. It was never released in theaters or sent straight to video because it contained cussing, nudity, and crossovers that were never owned by Disney. Warning, it has to be your birthday to view this."
Huh? What? What did the movie have to do with what was just mentioned? The next thing that showed was the Walt Disney Pictures logo. For the nostalgia, it was the old Disney logo from 1985 to 2006. As the words popped up on screen, Billy Bob Tanley came out from behind the castle and shouted, "Mickey Mouse is the mascot of an evil corporation!" When he said that, it reminded me of that one scene from The Simpsons Movie where Bart is digging through peoples' luggage and he pretends that he's Mickey.
It showed a view of New York with Once Upon A Time In New York City in the background. However, instead of Huey Lewis, it was being sung by Randy Newman. Sure, some songs can be covered by other artists, but in my opinion, the Huey Lewis version is way better. The opening credits consisted of buildings in New York City kinda like some other films that take place in New York. After the opening credits ended, the film cut to Jenny Foxworth playing a piano solo of Can You Feel The Love Tonight by Elton John.
All of a sudden, the bus that Jenny goes on to school showed up at the window. "Oh shit! The bus is here!" Jenny shouted. I was shocked to hear that out of Jenny's mouth. Jenny got out the door and ran to the school bus. Rather than the bus driving off, I got to see what the bus looked like from inside. There were some boys and girls from other media that wasn't owned by Disney.
Suddenly, a tall man stepped out of the driver's seat. It was no other than Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket. He looked at all the students as he said, "Alright maggots, listen up. I am your substitute bus driver. My name is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. But, please call me Mr Hartman. Now then, I'm gonna go around asking what your names are, and you will also tell me your age. Sure, asking a woman or a girl her age is wrong, but I'm doing it for the sake of information! You will not talk unless I ask you to! Do you asswipes understand?"
"Yes sir!" The people in the bus said. Hartman walked over to Jenny and asked for her full name and age. But after she described herself, Beavis & Butt-Head were laughing. "HEY! I thought I asked you two to shut up until I talk to you! And stop laughing you cocksuckers!" Butt-Head laughed and said, "He said cock!"
Sergeant Hartman then grabbed the duo by their necks and said, "I said shut up! How would you like to be thrown out of the bus!" Beavis then said, "You are talking to us!" Coach Buzzcut began to throw Beavis and Butt-Head out the emergency exit as he shouted, "And stay out! You are banned from riding this bus!" The bus then drove off.
"Okay now listen up. I'm gonna need to explain the rules! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will not burp, fart or crack your knuckles. There will also be no talking, no pulling down the windows, and specifically, no vomiting! If you gotta vomit, hold it in." Hartman continued.
A time card popped up and it said, "1 Minute Later!" We see Jenny who was sitting by herself. Suddenly, she told Sergeant Hartman that she needed to use the restroom. Hartman heard it and said, "Hey! Didn't I say no talking?" Jenny then told him that she had to go to the bathroom real bad. He stopped by a McDonald's in Times Square and told Jenny that she has a few minutes to go.
Jenny got off the bus and went into the nearest bathroom. Before entering one of the toilet stalls, a woman who appeared to be Mrs Tweedy asked, "Are you one of those people on Mr Hartman's bus?" Jenny replied, "Yes, are you a person who can help me escape? I need to use the restroom and I want to go home." Mrs Tweedy then said, "Leave that to me! But first take your restroom break." Another time card appeared and it said, "30 Seconds Later."
Jenny left the bathroom stall and Mrs Tweedy said, "Good, you're out. Now just step into this hole, I promise you it's not a kidnapping session! Good luck!" She went into the hole and landed on a mine cart. The mine cart was meant to take Jenny home. The theme song to Indiana Jones played during this scene. After 30 seconds, Jenny had arrived at her home, just in front of her piano. "Winston! I'm home!" Jenny shouted.
"Home already? No school today?" Winston asked. Jenny said that school got cancelled today because of how aggressive bus drivers were acting to children. She also said that her bus driver may be hunting her down. Winston told Georgette that she was on duty in case Gunnery Sergeant Hartman appears at the door.
Meanwhile in Times Square, a lot of cars, taxis and buses were stuck in traffic all because of a stopped school bus. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was angry and tired at the same time. "Where the hell is she?" Hartman shouted. "I want one of you kids to go into the McDonald's and find Jenny." Hartman shouted once more. Suddenly, a girl named Oliver told Sergeant Hartman, "We don't like you, we hate your rules. We're calling out from school. So long sucker."
The kids got off the bus and went to McDonald's for breakfast. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Sergeant Hartman screamed. He screamed in a loud voice that sounded like something was irritating him during filming. And I'm confused, did they make this in 2011 or something? The world may never know. Hartman then said, "I'm done driving this damn bus." As he walked away from the bus, a police officer by the name of Tom Wachowski said to him, "Is that your bus right there? If it is, it's causing traffic here in Times Square."
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman told Tom to buzz off. In the sky, a UFO came and took the bus. I was surprised that none of the citizens were aware of the UFO's existence. It cut back to Jenny's house where Jenny was playing the A-Trak remix of Heads Will Roll on the piano. Georgette could be seen looking out the window watching for either the police or Sergeant Hartman. Georgette said, "Hey Oliver, do you think Jenny should be arrested?" Oliver replied with, "Why? She didn't do anything wrong. Overall, the bus drivers were being very aggressive with the kids on the bus."
Jenny stopped playing the piano when she heard her cat Oliver talking. Her expression was the same face she made from where she read her parents letter about staying in Europe longer. "Did you just talk?" Jenny asked Oliver. "I sure can. Georgette says that she thinks I belong back in Dodger's group." Jenny then said that whatever Georgette said about her, it wasn't going to happen. Suddenly, the door knocked and Georgette began to growl. Winston opened the door and outside was Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
Georgette began barking rapidly and she ate Hartman's pants off to the point I saw his underpants. "Get away from my owner asswipe! Go!" Georgette shouted. Hartman ran away while telling the street, "That dog doesn't want anyone in that house to be arrested. Stay away!" Jenny closed the door and went into the kitchen to feed Georgette and Oliver. She made her traditional Cocoa Krispies dish. Jenny turned the TV on and saw that there was a news report about several children skipping school because of their bus drivers. The news reporter was Milly Solovieff. She also explained that a parked bus was causing traffic jams in Times Square.
Oh don't you dare tell me that Milly will be visiting Jenny's house during the movie! I just need to get that DVD menu out of my head. Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, right. In the next scene, Jenny goes upstairs, into her bathroom and begins to shower. The steam coming from the water goes through the window. We then finally see Dodger and his gang. However, some things seemed off. Dodger's female friend Rita wasn't Rita at all. It was instead Kid Cudi, that one rapper who sang Stars In The Sky.
"So, what we fellas doing today?" Dodger asked the group. Tito spoke, but his voice sounded more like an angry german man. "Gee, I don't know Dodger, I'm kind of hungry, so let's go steal some food." Dodger and the gang looked at Jenny's house and saw steam coming out of the window. Tito (Still in his german accent) said, "Let me handle this. I'm sure that's Jenny. Boy I'm thirsty for some water!" Tito breaks a window that was in the piano room and goes upstairs. Tito got into the restroom but was caught by Georgette. "Coming to scare Jenny in the shower?" Georgette whispered to Tito. "Si woman, you open the curtain and I'll do the yelling." Tito replied.
Georgette got a stool as we see what Jenny was doing in the shower. The way she was showering was similar to the 1960 movie Psycho. Tito and Georgette were seen in the shadows. Then the dog duo opened the curtain as Tito screamed in a german accent, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Jenny screamed. But what made this scene disgusting was that her body was shown. I was on the edge of vomiting again but suddenly the scene abruptly cut to Jenny's room with Jenny drying herself off.
"Tito and Georgette, what were you thinking? Jenny would've died if it was that scary!" Oliver yelled to Tito and Georgette. "Your owner has a great shower routine. That's why I scared her." Oliver told Tito to get the fuck out of his house. Tito left the house as he said. Dodger and the gang were still outside. "You failed, didn't ya?" Dodger asked. "Si man, Oliver kicked me out. Let's just leave them alone." Tito replied. The gang walked away from the house. The scene then transitioned to night time as we still saw Jenny's place.
Jenny was calmly sleeping in her bed while Oliver could be seen eating Oreo's on top of Jenny's dresser. Georgette then walked into the room. "Oliver, why do you have to eat Oreo's on top of the dresser?" Oliver replied with, "Cause it's my midnight snack. Now buzz off you!" Georgette walked away. Just then, the sun came up and Jenny yawned. She got out of her bed and got dressed. What she made for breakfast was oatmeal. Oliver and Georgette walked into the kitchen and saw Jenny making breakfast.
Oliver licked his face because he had Oreo stains on it. Jenny sat down with her bowl of oatmeal and grabbed the empty box of Oreo's. She soon noticed that there weren't any cookies in it. "Which one of you idiots ate all my Oreo's?" Jenny asked. Oliver pointed to Georgette to prove it was her. Jenny then told Georgette that she is not receiving any food for the day as a punishment. Don't you think that's rather cruel? Anyways, in the next scene, we head to Fagin's place where Francis was watching Language Nursery on TV. "Ah, I'm free of that crazy man named Bill. He's dead, and he will stay dead." Fagin said.
"You still have fears of that man don't you?" Dodger asked. This was leaving me confused. How can the animals communicate with humans? Oh forget it, it's animation. "Sometimes I do, but not that much." Fagin replied. As Francis still watched his video of Language Nursery, Tito hit the eject button on the VCR. "Excuse me, what the actual fuck!" Francis said. Tito, in his german accent said, "Voo are too old to be watching Baby Einstein, watch some SpongeBob instead."
The next scene transitioned to a school in New York. Jenny is seen walking to her classroom. As she walked into the room, I saw some characters who felt like they didn't belong in the movie. Some of the characters happened to be Thumper from Bambi, Soapy Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura, Coraline Jones and Hartley Hare.
Jenny sat down and began drawing pictures that involved the music video to Stars In The Sky by Kid Cudi. Just then, Dick Hallorann walked into the room. He was portraying the teacher. "Okay children, today we're gonna be talking about a special place. It's called the Overlook Hotel." He turned on the projector and the screen showed a picture of the hotel itself. Mr Hallorann then showed pictures of what was in the hotel. But something very strange happened. The projector showed the image of Jack Torrance with his face in the broken door. Suddenly, the head in the picture began moving. Jack's body came out of the projector as Jack who was holding an axe said, "Here's Jacky!"
The kids screamed and ran out of the room. Jack and Dick Hallorann laughed for 5 seconds and then Dick shouted out in front of the school hall, "That's what you kids get for causing traffic!" Jenny ran into the principal's office with Doctor Freeze portraying the principal. Jenny said that Dick Hallorann's buddy Jack was threatening to murder the students. Doctor Freeze allowed Jenny to go home for the day while he fired Dick for his actions.
As Jenny walked out of the school, she saw Fagin and his bike. Fagin said, "We heard everything, and Winston's taking a nap, so I'm bringing you home." Jenny got into the bike and they drove off. "So, care for some Mcdonald's?" Fagin asked. "Yes please, I haven't eaten lunch yet." Jenny replied. They drove off to Mcdonald's and into the building they went. They soon noticed that there was rather a long line. I mostly think it's because Times Square gets a lot of people walking around.
Before Fagin and Jenny could place their order as they were the ones next in line, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman grabbed Jenny by the shirt and shouted, "You!" He then continued on by saying, "You sick fuck, I've lost my job because of your actions, and now that I got a hold of you, It's time for you to say-" Hartman tried to finish his sentence, but was kicked in the nuts by Fagin. People started booing at Gunnery Sergeant Hartman for what he was doing. One of the people shouted, "She's just a kid!" The boss of the Mcdonald's building who appeared to be Mr Badger told Hartman that he is no longer allowed to eat at this kind of McDonald's. Mr Badger also told him that he will be calling the police for trying to attempt murder on a kid.
The police arrived as soon as Mr Badger hung up the phone. Jenny and Fagin got their meals as Fagin then drove Jenny home. Oliver was glad that Jenny came home. "What happened at school today? Someone trying to murder you?" Oliver asked. "Yes Oliver, I don't think I should be out in public this week. What do you think?" Oliver then replied with, "Ja, you should." The scene cut to Fagin's boat where Dodger, Einstein and Tito were playing Dance Dance Revolution.
That left me with several questions, but what the heck, it's animation. All of a sudden, Kid Cudi walked into the room and said, "Yo faggots, we going on vacation in 2 weeks." Tito, still in his german accent asked, "Where are ze going?" Kid Cudi replied with, "We're going to Georgia to meet the devil who went down there." Dodger gasped and said, "Kid Cudi, have you been communicating with the devil? Tell Fagin we are not going because you had to mention Satan." Cudi then said that Dodger was right and she began pulling out the bible.
"If you gotta read the bible, take it somewhere else." Tito told Kid Cudi. Cudi walked away with the bible. "What's his problem?" Dodger asked. "Me no know!" said Tito. All of a sudden, Oliver came into the room saying, "What up my lovely males!" Tito and the gang noticed him and welcomed him in. "So what can we do for you kid?" Dodger asked. Oliver proceeded to tell the dogs that Jenny almost got killed by her substitute bus driver at McDonald's and she doesn't want to be in public till said otherwise.
Dodger said that that they'll do a battle on the subway tracks at night. We then transition to Central Park at night. Jenny and Georgette were sitting on a bench. For some reason I found this scene to have a beautiful dark atmosphere. Jenny pointed to the sky while saying, "There it is Georgette, there it is. A star that could one day be used as a wishing star." Georgette got a shocked expression as a shadowy figure appeared. "What's the matter Georgette?" Georgette pointed to the shadowy figure as we saw who the figure was. It was Sergeant Hartman. He said, "Peek-a-boo 8 year old!" Hartman then picked up Jenny by the arms as Jenny did the same scream from when she was kidnapped by Bill Sykes.
Georgette still had a shocked expression as she kept watching Jenny being taken by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. As soon as Hartman and Jenny left the park, Georgette began to grow tears from her eyes. She ran away from the shot. Meanwhile, Oliver, Kid Cudi and the dogs were walking on the subway tracks wondering when Hartman would arrive. "Sorry if I brought up the devil Dodger." Kid Cudi said. "Ah, don't worry about it, you're forgiven." In the distance, Georgette could be heard barking. "Is that Georgette?" Oliver asked. We then see Georgette running close to them. "Guys, guys! Jenny was kidnapped, we gotta find her!" Georgette said.
"Don't worry girl, we'll find Jenny!" Dodger replied. "Look, there ze is!" Tito shouted. "Come on, let's go get him!" Einstein shouted. Sergeant Hartman and Jenny were finally on top of the bridge. Jenny was tied up, but not on a chair. "You slimy little communist shit twinkle toe cocksucker have no respect for me. You already know what you did. It's too late for apologies little girl, you're done for!" Hartman shouted. "Hey jackass!" Oliver shouted. The dogs, including Oliver and Kid Cudi were growling as Dodger said, "Jenny did nothing wrong. Now either you let her go, or we are going to send you back to jail!"
Jenny got very angry to the point that for some reason, the ropes attached to her got broken as if she was some sort of super saiyan. "How did you do that?" Einstein asked. "Oh you'll see." All of a sudden, my theory became correct as Jenny managed to scream like a super saiyan itself. Her hair changed from ponyhair to pointy. She took a direct punch at Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Then, Hartman landed on the train tracks as the subway train came closer to the point Sergeant Hartman got killed off screen. "Well that was brutal!" Kid Cudi said. "I couldn't get out of the trap without you guys!" Jenny said. "Well gang, let's get Jenny, Oliver & Georgette home." They both got them home as Jenny prepared to go to bed.
The next scene showed Jenny's house in the morning. Jenny and Oliver woke up to make some breakfast. Oliver turned on the TV in the kitchen and the same reporter who was Milly Solovieff was on TV. The news report was about the disappearance of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman who had broken out of jail last night and was murdered by a subway train. "Eh, that guy sucked." Jenny said. Suddenly, the telephone rang. Jenny went to answer it. Turns out that the person on the phone was Arnold Schwarzenegger. He told Jenny that her parents were at a business trip in Japan. The person next to Arnold turned out to be Tackleton's fiancée from Cricket of The Hearth.
Jenny thanked Arnold for the phone call and hung up. Winston said to Jenny, "They're having a concert in Times Square." "Who?" Jenny asked. Jenny, Winston, Oliver and Georgette went down to Times Square and saw Fagin and the dogs performing Why Should I Worry. At that point, everyone started to sing along as the camera started zooming out of the city. Soon, the credits started rolling. The song that played in the background was Stars In The Sky by Kid Cudi but it was vocoded to Gangsta's Paradise. After the credits, an after credit scene came in. It involved Jenny in a news report with a different news reporter who was Sir Lenny Henry. Jenny was on the news so she can explain how she went super saiyan.
And then the closing version of the Walt Disney Pictures logo came on. I took out the DVD from the DVD player. I'll tell you, it was a very strange missing sequel. Because of how it was in a so bad, it's good way, I decided to keep the DVD for my collection. I then went to the kitchen for some dinner. Rachel cooked Chili Cheese Dogs with french fries and ketchup. Later on, I went to bed. The next morning, I woke up to a knock at the door. I opened it to be greeted by Dallas Coleman. He asked if I have a DVD copy of the secret missing sequel of Oliver & Company. I said no and he started barging into my house. I hit his head with my fist and he got knocked out. However, as I took the DVD with me, Dallas soon noticed me and started chasing after. The way he chased me was similar to Mr Waternoose from Monsters Inc.
Good thing I kept my cellphone with me. I dialed the police and they arrived in just a matter of 15 seconds. Apparently the police officer looked young and her name was Diana Barry. I brought the DVD back to my house and I kept it sealed shut in case I have a good reason to reveal it to the public. But am I gonna show it to the public? Absolutely not.
Later painters!