Bamboo Sword Girl

Bamboo Sword Girl (バンブーソード・ガール) is a song by cosMo released on June 26, 2014. An extended version was released a few months later on August 17th as part of 'BPM 200ijou wa Oyatsu ni Fukumaremasu ka?'
==Plot==
==Lyrics==
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|-|Japanese=
防具の下のチラリズム
我らがBambooSword Girl
電脳網に花咲く　一太刀の少女
理論武装した鋼のモノノケ討つ
火の手あがる　理性片手落ち狂宴の
悪蹴散らす竹乙女　心臓に毛が生えろ
これはPenですか？Tomですか？
それともSHINOBIですか？
正しさを捻じ曲げるヒヨリミが
境界さえ曖昧にする
ウラギリそしてハラキリが
世界にはびこるとき
法的には灰色なBambooSwordが
救世の言の葉を叫ぶ！
バンブー！バンブーバンブーバンブー！バンブーソード！
胡散臭げなジャポニズム
バンブー！バンブーバンブーバンブー！バンブーソード！
爆速連射は腱鞘炎　もはや狙ってる！？
だから！
バンブー！バンブーバンブーバンブー！バンブーソード！
竹割ったような黒歴史
バンブー！バンブーバンブーバンブー！バンブーソード！
世界創り出すバンバンブーソード！
本意を無くした唄むけに振り下ろす
定時には必ず帰る
我らがBambooSword Girl
|-|Romaji=
bougo no shita no chiralizm
warera ga BambooSword Girl
dennou mou ni hanasaku hitoachi no shoujo
riron busou shita hagane no mononoke utsu
hinote agaru risei katateochi kyouen no
aku kechirasu take otome shinzou ni ke ga haero
kore wa Pen desu ka? Tom desu ka?
soretomo SHINOBI desu ka?
tadashi sa o neji mageru hiyorimi ga
kyoukai sae amai ni suru
uragiri soshite harakiri ga
sekai ni habikoru toki 
houteki ni haiiro na BambooSword ga
kyuusei no kotonoha o sakebu!
Bamboo! BambooBambooBamboo! BambooSword!
usankusa gena japonizumu
Bamboo! BambooBambooBamboo! BambooSword!
bakusoka rensha wa kenshouen mohaya neratteru!?
dakara!
Bamboo! BambooBambooBamboo! BambooSword!
take watta youna kuro rekishi
Bamboo! BambooBambooBamboo! BambooSword!
sekai tsukuridasu BamBambooSword
hoi o nakushita uta muke ni furi orosu
teiji ni wa kanarazu kaeru warera ga BambooSword Girl
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|-|English=
Her armor shows a glimpse of what lies below
our Bamboo Sword Girl!
Now Loading…
The computer network blossoms with flowers, and the girl swings her sword
The mysterious setting covers a weakness in character<clr>
She defeats the steel of evil spirits armed with ideology
The kimono is proof of a magical girl wannabe
The fire is rising from a revelry partial to reason
"Sorry but the district across the shore is out of my jurisdiction......"
Having said she's an ally to justice about the fire across the shore
the Bamboo Maiden routs evil, have thicker skin!
"This is why I said it's out of my jurisdiction!!!"
Acting violently is so annoying, like being a villain.
Is this a pen? Is this Tom?
Or is it a SHINOBI?
She opportunistically twists righteousness, 
Figure 6-1. Pen+Tom+Shinobi = ???
until even its boundaries are unclear
[Figure 6-2. ! ?]
Whenever the world’s overrun with 
betrayal and ritualistic suicide
Figure 2-13,14. Basic Kendoh techniques "betrayal", and "ritual suicide"
With this legally gray bamboo sword
※Not suitable for broadcast
I’ll shout out words of salvation!
Bamboo! Bamboo Bamboo! Bamboo Sword!
Seemingly-suspicious Japonism!
Figure 3-2. Pinapple Warship
Bamboo! Bamboo Bamboo! Bamboo Sword!
This tendonitis is rapid firing at detonation velocity, I’m already in its sights!? 
※Please wait a moment
So!
Bamboo! Bamboo Bamboo! Bamboo Sword!
A clear-cut dark past!
Figure 4-8. The dark past I made up this time
Coping Method Number 8: "I wish I could disappear..."
Bamboo! Bamboo Bamboo! Bamboo Sword!
It brings about the world, Bam-Bamboo Sword!
Poor excuse of a Japanese-styled item
She strikes down at a song without meaning
Always back home on time,
"Today's work is all done......"
It’s our bamboo sword girl!
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==Trivia==
==Gallery==
Bamboo_SG2.jpg|Bamboo Sword Girl version II by cosMo
Category:Songs