Ordinary Agents (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Tails: “I don’t know if I can beat an average secret agent anymore. Well, by myself. It’s easy for my army to beat them, but I need to correct my wrongs.”
Knot: he uses his tail to grab Tails’ tails and curl him into a ball
Tails: “What are you doing?”
Cream: “Please, stop, Knot.”
Knot: “Well, you should stop!”
Cream: “Stop what?”
Knot: “Opposing us!”
Cream: “Now’s not the-“
Knot: “Whenever you speak with me, always mean to use the word “knot” to replace the word “not”.”
Whir: “Well, Tails, stand right there. We are going to revive Mephiles. For greed and giving Sonic and friends a fun fight!”
Tails: "What?"
Whir: "Just kidding. We'll do it very later on, though."
Tails: "You better change your mind about that. Your Mom was-"
Heads: "Remember the last time we did something similar, Dad?"
Umbra: "Am I the only one here to oppose this?"
Tails: "OK, let's stop talking about it."
Sasha: she arrives at Prower Corps
Tails: "Sasha, I bet you can't defeat me when you act like a normal agent."
Sasha: "But even they can have friends."
Tails: "OK, that's fair. Go get Susan. I wanna see how that goes."
Sasha: "OK!" she flies to Susan
Susan: "Hey, Sasha!"
Sasha: "Tails needs us to fight him to see if we can be normal agents."
Susan: "Oh! Finally, something that might be fun. Can we use our powers?"
Sasha: "Probably not."
Susan: "Aww. That would've been fun."
Sasha: "This is a test of our acrobatics, skill in martial arts, and-"
Susan: "I am a nothing without my electric powers."
Sasha: "This is training for worse threats!"
Susan: "OK, Sasha! Well, with my lightning abilities, I can run fast, right?"
Sasha: "Yep. That counts as something that's allowed I think."
Susan: "So to infiltrate, what do we do?"
Sasha: "We have to fire a gun at the factory's reactor."
Susan: "What is this factory for?"
Sasha: "Omochao. He probably hated how annoying those were so much that he labeled these factories "test factories"."
Cut to the sign saying "Omochao (Test) Factory" with microscopic "PLEASE DESTROY" text
Sasha: she gives Susan a gun
Susan: "Let's go!" she runs to the factory
Prower Bots: "Intruder alert!"
The Prower Bots surround Susan
Susan: she grabs them by the tails and uses them as a weapon to spin around with to hit other foes
The Prower Bots get hit
Prower Bots spindash at Susan
Susan: she rolled the Prower Bot she used as a weapon at static Prower Bots, destroying them, however, she got hit by the other Prower Bots "Yikes."
Prower Bots: "You failed the test!" they laughed
Susan: she gets back up and runs away from the Prower Bots "My only weapon is a gun! How can I defeat them?" she looks through a hole "Ooh! Cool! I wanna shoot that!" she shoots through the hole
System Meltdown!
Susan: "Wow! THAT was the reactor?" she runs away from the factory
The factory explodes
Sasha: "You passed?"
Susan: "Yes! It was fun!"
Sasha: "Give me the gun."
Susan: she gives Sasha the gun
Sasha: she runs to the factory
Prower Bots: "Intruder alert!" they shoot multiple projectiles at Sasha
Sasha: she dodges them by jumping away and grabs one's tail and spins around before throwing them at the other Prower Bots
The Prower Bots explode and the thrown Prower Bot opens up the door to the reactor
Sasha: she shoots at the reactor
The factory explodes
Sasha: "And lastly, Prower Corps!"
Susan and Sasha go to Prower Corps by doing building wall jumps until they reach the roof and Sasha uses a grappling hook to arrive at the highest floor
Tails: "I know how it all ends if you use your powers. Without them, let's test if you'll be successful."
Sasha: she tries kicking Tails
Tails: he grabs Sasha by the tail and throws her away
Sasha: she uses her grappling hook
The grappling hook misses but hooks the floor
Sasha: "Well at least I saved myself." she propelled herself towards Tails
Tails: he hits Sasha with his tails
Sasha: she uses a wire attack to hit Tails. grabbing the tail this time
Tails: "Oh come on. Well that was kind of a complicated wire attack chain for you."
Susan: "Where? I wanna see how cool Wire Attack is! What does the food taste like? Are there any pizzas?"
Tails: "No, Susan. You're as annoying as you father is now."
Susan: "I know. I was pretending to be stupid, because..." she punches Tails in the face
Tails: "Ouch." he hits the escape pod button
The escape pod door opens
Tails: he falls down on his head
Sasha: she grabs Tails by the tails and throws him inside the pod
Tails: he gets sent to West Side Island "You passed."
Sasha: "That was so fun!"
Susan: "We wanna do it again!"
Sasha: "With who?"
Susan: "Let's try it with Sally next."
Acorn Castle
Sally: "Hello, Susan and Sasha! I heard you wanna train to be real agents, like the ones that are good in combat and using normal weapons!"
Sasha: "This is a kids show, so I'm not using my gun." she throws it at Sally
Sally: she uses her ring blade to slash it
Susan: "If only you had a squirrel tail..."
Sasha: "I and Susan have quills."
Sonic: he spindashed through Susan and Sasha and climbed up a wall with his quills "Nobody can out-agent me!"
Amy: "Well even I can't, as I lack your agility and the only thing I have is a high jump with my hammer."
Susan: "OK, we know that we're going to fail this."
Sonic: "I'll go easy on you next time."
Sasha: "At least we learned to sometimes use our agility to get to areas."
Sonic: "A miracle must happen for you to beat me in agility or ESPECIALLY speed."
Amy: "What about our kids?"
Sonic: "A miracle has to happen for them to be both as strong as you are and as fast as I am."
Sasha: "A miracle had already happened. Tails is the best foe I've ever had the pleasure of fighting against ever since I helped Susan fight against his super form with the Blue Cube Wispon. I'd adore to play that time when I used Blue Cube on the Flickies on repeat!"
Susan: "It'll take very long to make a 10 hour video on BlueTube about the Blue Cube vs Super Flickies schtick."
Sasha: "Oh, this will go viral!"
Sally: "Viral as in infamous. Why would you do this to-"
Sasha: "I'm pretty sure Tails will tell everyone that he found it amusing."
Sally: "That'll hurt both of your reputations."
Susan: "OK, bad idea. Maybe the 10 hour video on BlueTube will be private."
Sally: "OK, that's fine."
Susan: she tries kicking Sally
Sonic: he grabbed Susan by the tail "Not so fast! You don't seem to give up passing-"
Sasha: she kicked Sally
Sonic: "At least Tails learns to never speak during a battle. I really need a more challenging nemesis than Eggman."
Amy: "Sonic..." she was extremely angry at him
Sonic: "..."
Susan: she zaps Amy "I know what you're going to say." she imitates Amy's voice "Are you crazy? You're going to double the trouble if you add another recurring enemy of ours that is like Eggman!"
Amy: "You failed the test."
Susan: "Oh. Well, at least I passed against Tails."
Amy: "Also sorry for being so mad at fans of Eggman, Susan. Only people who deserve my wrath will be beat up next time. Not just some normal Eggman fan that doesn't hurt anyone or is a criminal."
Susan: "Thanks, Amy."
Sonic: "You've been getting more calm over the years!"
Susan: "By the way, how did you get the Raging Rose form?"
Amy: "It's simple. A lab experiment by Tails gone awry."
Meanwhile...
Peach: "Well, Milo and Papaya, thanks to your new technology, I can protect my kingdom from Bowser's!"
Papaya: "That's great!"
Milo: "Thank Paul and Pamela too."
Mark: he arrives at Peach's castle
Peach: "I learned that to never be captured from Bowser again and-"
Milo: "I know. I know-"
Mark: he kicks Peach and gets rid of her gown
Peach: "Oh no! Not my gown! Well at least I have a skirt."
Mark: "I'm not going to go that low. However, at least you can't make easy comebacks now." he kicks Peach out of the throne room
Peach: she falls down
Mark: "Well, mission complete. No weapons needed. Milo and Papaya, your chat in between a battle helped us!"
Papaya: "That was actually the point so that we can make sure these machines don't commit Koopa genocide."
The End!
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