Lyas

== Early Life ==
Lyas was born in Saint Pierre and Miquelon in 1998 and is regarded today as the fattest member of the Snack Cats podcast despite Pormk Rimds being an entire ten zabloings fatter. Lyas, as a young boy, was in a very poor family. The only snack that they could afford was the household name Lyass that was available in almost every store. This was disappointing for Lyas, but he would grow attachment to it because that it was surprisingly underrated. Later, his father would force him to marry Cmamcy’s, which was a woman he utterly hated. He disliked the idea that he would be forced to marry someone who prefers knockoff brands rather than the real one, but his father disagreed and said that they needed the money, and told him to NOT sign a prenuptial agreement.
== Life with Cmamcy’s ==
Cmamcy’s was one of the worst woman he had ever known, also the first and the best woman he had ever known. It was surprising how much he despised her solely because that she would prefer a non lyas brand that is no less than a knockoff. “It’s even the same color palette!” He would argue. He thought that it was stupid and tried convincing her to switch to Lyas. But then she refused, and would argue with him. Lyas and Cmamcy’s are currently filing for divorce. And according to Lyas, Cmamcy’s was the reason that he is so fat in the modern day. This is unfortunate, how bad of a turn a bad choice can make on someones life.
=== Professional Career ===
Cmamcy would convince Lyas that he should join the Snack Cats podcast. Originally Lyas showed a lot of disdain for working with his wife, but then he would ease into it upon listening to the podcast for the first time. He would join the podcast alongside his wife, and he actually had a lot of controversy with his wife when he would begin acting flirty with her on the podcast. This very rapidly changed the intended audience from the podcast and he ended up being reprimanded by Cheto.
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