Primordia's Introduction

== THIS ROLEPLAY IS CLOSED!!! (It got boring) Sorry!!! ==
PLEASE
Tell me if you have to leave so I don't have to figure it out (Just say it in the roleplay)
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This is a roleplay I made to introduce myself and my roleplay character, Primordia, who is a primordial slime and a Primordial, and my other character, Emma (still working on her page), who is a normal human rancher, and since I am new to the wiki, I thought they/I needed an introduction!
== Rules ==
* Start out with just roaming around, Primordia will begin talking to certain players after a little bit.
* This roleplay starts with just life on the ranch, it will begin to get interesting (hehehe) once Primordia begins talking.
* I will set the scene, but I need someone to start as the first person. Once there are enough people I will start.
== Members ==
* PrimordiaThePrimordial
** Primordia
** Random Primordial Slime (Just a strange slime that shows up, no one has seen one of them before, just act confused, and try to find out where it is from!)
** Emma
* XxKatakxX
** Nine
** 9
** Temm
* StrangeDemonicKitten
** Eti <- Please note, this is without Aranaite and therefore requires the link to find him.
* Tf2
** Cinnaburn and Zane and Kaylah and thats it.
* JayTheLightningNinja
** Silver (Please make this a link, Jay!)
== Summary ==
None yet!
== Roleplay ==
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
The sun is shining on an old, empty ranch.
---XxKatakxX---
When all of a sudden, a loud noise is heard, and Nine falls out of a tree.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
The noise wakes up Emma, who was asleep in the house. She says,"Um... What was..." she looks out the window. "FRIENDS!" She rushes out to meet Nine
---XxKatakxX---
"WHY DO I KEEP FALLING OUT OF TREES?!?!?!"
When Nine is suddenly knocked back down by what seems to be nothing.
Nine looks over at a wall and yells, "9!!!!"
9 is suppressing his laughter.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Emma comes and hugs Nine and 9. "FRIENDS!!!! Hey, what slime is that?" She points at a Primordial Slime. "Its cute! What are your names?!"
---XxKatakxX---
"I'm Nine, this is 9, 9 cannot talk, and is a voodoo doll of myself, and thus likes hitting his head so I get a headache."
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Emma takes a deep breath to calm down, then holds out her hand to shake Nine's. "Hi. I'm Emma. Kind of random, but what type of slime is that?" She points to a primordial slime.
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Suddenly, there is a high whistle.
The small black panther-skull-thing known as Eti falls out of the same tree and lands on Nine.
Even higher whistling occurs when Eti realizes after five minutes that he doesn't know anyone here, but stops abruptly as Eti mistakes 9 for a toy and tries to eat him.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
"YAY SKULL KITTEN!", said Emma, losing control of her hyperactivity and hugging Eti. "But seriously, what type of slime is that? I've never seen one with star spikes."
---XxKatakxX---
"OW. OW. OW. STOP BITING MY VOODOO DOLL ETI. OW. OW."
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti drops 9 in anticipation of petting.
His tail, instead, whacks 9.
Seems like Emma's question is going nowhere if Nine keeps getting hurt.
---XxKatakxX---
There is a Nine-shaped hole in the ground.
Gratz.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Emma pets Eti, puts him on the ground, and picks up the slime. She looks it in the eyes. "Ima call you Star!"
Looks over at where Nine was. "Ummmmm.... did he .... um... die?" She has a blank look in her eyes. "or did he just get embedded in the ground...?"
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti rushes over to 9, throws him in the air, and rolls over.
This is random.
But with a purpose.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
She picks up Eit and starts petting him. "Don't kill Nine or 9, please. I just met them. Gotta know a bit more about them before they kick the bucket!" She smiles. "You are SO cute, Eti!"
---XxKatakxX---
9 starts glowing yellow, and is lifted high into the air, and Nine climbs out of the hole.
"BAD ETI."
Telekinesis is handy.
---PrimordiaThePrimordail---
Star (the primordial slime) suddenly looks scared, and starts jumping around everywhere. Nine hears a voice in his head say something unintelligible.
---XxKatakxX---
"WURTTHEFLURF"
"THAT IS NOT THE VOICE THAT USUALLY SPEAKS IN MY HEAD"
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti freaks out because a bird has revealed his 'veri privot naom' by drilling it into his skull.
Then he freaks out because he didn't even remember when the bird did that.
And then he leaps out of Emma's hands to spin in circles for he doesn't even know the bird.
The bird does not like circles.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
The voice tells Nine to run. At the same time, the group hears a wyvern slime roar. Emma says, "NOT AGAIN YOU STUPID/ADORABLE WYVERNS! YOU KILLED ALL MY SLIMES!" She grabs Star and runs toward the house. "C'mon, people! WE GOTTA LEAVE!
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti spins in circles towards Emma.
...slowly.
For anyone interested in picking him up -- those horns are too sharp right now, and you would definitely get cut.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
"CMON PEOPLE!!! OKPJIDOWLKD!!!" She holds the door to the ranch house open. Star jumps inside. A wyvern slime appears flying over the horizon." COME ON WE NEED TO TAKE COVER!!!" More wyverns appear, until there are about 20 flying towards the ranch. "CRAP THERE ARE MORE THAN LAST TIME RUUUUUNNNNNN ANNNNNDDD TAAAAAKKKKEEEE CCCCCOOOOOOVVVEEERRRR!!!
---XxKatakxX---
Nine just takes out his crystal ball and realizes that he didn't fix it.
"Fluff."
He picks up Eti with telekinesis and rrRUUUUNS.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
"CMON 9!!!" The wyvern slimes are almost in fireball range. Emma moves aside and lets Nine and Eti into the house. Nine hears, "GET YOUR VOODOO DOLL, FOOL!" in his head. Star is bouncing off of everything. "OoH!" says Star.
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti is eating 9 again in the air.
But gently. And quite guiltily.
---XxKatakxX---
"GIVE ME THAT"
Nine grabs 9 and slides into the house, and puts Eti in a basket.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
1 hour later the wyvern noises stop.
"Kay, we can leave the house now. Who wants to explore the Wire Den?"
---XxKatakxX---
"Me, maybe."
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Emma says, "Eti, wanna come? Theres an area I wanna check out - the radar I set up nearby shows that it goes past the radar's sensing range, which is pretty big. Only problem is it's full of ferals. Almost every type possible in that area. Now, I would go to the hacker's den, but I already did, and those STUPID CUTE WYVERNS had to go and EAT MY HACKER SLIMES!!!!!!!!! whyyy meeee oh well
---Tf2--- 
A small portion of the ground caved in, revealing a hole, voices emanating from within. 
"Wasn't that fun?"
"I am NEVER adventuring with you again."
"You're just salty cuz' you didn't get to fight the giant Tarr." 
Kaylah sputtered, unable to retort. 
Zane climbed out of the hole headfirst, before collapsing on the ground, heaving for breath. The other two followed.  
Zane raised a hand, waving. 
"Hey guys, whatcha doing? And who're the new people?"
---XxKatakxX---
"The new people are crazy sane just like us, so don't worry."
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Emma says,"MORE FRIENDS!!!! Hey, have you been through the feral caverns? (no one here knows about what is past them) LETS GO INTO THE WIRE DEN!!!" smiles slightly crazily. Zane hears a voice in his head, "Sorry about Emma. She can get hyperactive. For some reason she can't hear me. But you can!"Nine and 9 change their minds about coming. (Kitten and XxKatakxX have to go) Emma asks, "Um.. what are your names?" to the new 3 people.
---tf2---
(don't use other people's characters, it pisses them off)
Zane clutched his head, very confused.
"OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT IN MY HEAD-"
Kaylah did the introducing instead.
"I'm Kaylah, the insane guy is Zane, and the girl with the death beam is Cinnaburn."
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
(oops... why I did that I don't know, sorry Katak *winces*)
"I'm Emma!" says Emma, while the voice in Zane's head says, "I'm -" *says something unintelligible*
Emma continues, "We were going to the Wire Den to investigate a place I call the Feral Caverns. Wanna come? They are full of feral slimes of all varieties possible there, but that's not a problem, right?" She smiles.
---XxKatakxX---
(don't worry, I was going to get rid of them soon anyway, but d1e may want to change the Eti thing, just don't do it again, and whY IS THIS SILLY CAT ON MY COMPUTER)
Lightning strikes the ground. Two eyes start glowing, a beast of death is coming..!
"hOI!!!1!11!!"
...Oh. It's Temm.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
(YAY UR BACK! :D )
Emma says,"Umm... is that a... a... a temmie...?"
"SO CUUUUTTTEEE!" Emma hugs the temmie
---JayTheLightningNinja---
A whirlwind flies in and picks everyone up, taking them to the final area of the Glass Desert. Silver was waiting there. "Sorry if I interrupted anything, I just wanted to bring everyone in one place to greet them."
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti has snekily sneakily pounces on Temm with a :D emoji over his head.
Do not question the Eti.
(heck of a storm gg tf I mean I'm sane today why do you ask)
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
"Hai! who are you? This place is kewl! My name is Emma!" says Emma
A voice in silver's head says "And i'm Primordia!"
---XxKatakxX---
</p>(*temmie slime) Temm has teleported away, because I want to bring in a different character. I'ma just look at all my characters...
</p>---Jay---
"Hello!" Just at that moment, a ship with a very familiar icon on it. "!" Silver then ran backwards and jumped onto the ship, and began running on it. He then summoned vines that ripped the engine out of the ship. Silver then ran off the ship and back onto land. The ship began sinking into the Sand Sea. Then a pod flew out of it. ???: "CURSE YOU!"
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
The voice in Silver's head says, "Silver, answer Emma, she can't hear me! I can't tell her your name! Oh, and Star, the primordial slime, is hungry. Feed him. Please." Emma asks,"Umm... Who was in that ship? What does that icon mean? Who was in that pod? Please answer?"
---XxKatakxX---
9 falls out of the sky on top of Silver's head.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
(Srry this isn't in the Primordial Slime's page, ill add it)
Suddenly Star's star crystals start glowing, and he starts floating 3 feet above the ground.
---XxKatakxX---
9 lassos Star with yarn and floats up with the slime.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Meteors rain down in a circle around the group, landing somehow intact and forming a circle of 8 pillars. Light and darkness swirl into a beam coming down to Star.
---XxKatakxX---
9 falls off and runs around in circles, and runs into a pillar.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
The swirling of light and darkness widens at the top, until it turns into a black and white vortex. A Primordial Slime-shaped shadow is visible inside. (YEP Star is basically summoning Primordia. YEP)
---XxKatakxX---
9 has gotten up from running into a pillar, and turns around and runs into another one. This repeats.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
A really dumb, really lost Bird slime flies straight into the whirlwind, and gets thrown across the planet. Suddenly the whirlwind stops. Star falls to the ground and bounces a few feet. Primordia slams down onto the ground. (YAY my character can now be physically there in roleplays!)
---XxKatakxX---
The bird slime flies all the way around the world and hits 9 into another pillar.
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti runs up to Primordia and immediately starts purring.
---Jay---
"What just happened...?"
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Primordia says,"Hello, Eti, you seem happy. Silver, to answer your question, well... Its actually hard to explain. I guess you could say that Star "summoned" me. Now I can affect the universe! (btw Primordia, in case you don't know, is a largo-sized Primordial Slime with a gold and silver crown.)
---tf2---
Zane is sure that either everyone's really weird, or he's eaten too many Oreos.
THIS COMMENT IS NOT SPONSORED BY OREO.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Primordia says, "This is, let's say, my introduction. I hope to be having many adventures, even after this one! But, we have, lets say... a killer problem... (YES she made a pun. The problem involves Killer Slimes.)
---XxKatakxX---
9 has already made a fire truck out of yarn for this problem.
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PART 2 STARTS HERE! (On this page, of course!)
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---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Primordia says," We have a killer slime problem in the Wire Den. We need to take out the killer slimes, and find their leader. This attack was coordinated."
---XxKatakxX---
9 is in the yarn-fire truck and is collecting water via a tube.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Primordia says,"Well, shall we go?" Emma, getting hyper again, says, "Yeah! Lets go fight some killer slimes! What are killer slimes? Who are you? Why do you look like Star? Are you the same type of slime? Can I have coffee? I need some sugar and coffee. I'm a bit slow today!" (Saying all this in about 7 seconds)
---XxKatakxX---
Courtesy of the 4th wall, some coffee and sugar appear on the ground in front of Emma. 9 honks the yarn horn.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
(welp, here we go)
Emma puts the sugar in the coffee, and Primordia says, "Crap..."
Emma slurps all the coffee at once.
*Sonic boom* Emma breaks the sound barrier on foot.
---XxKatakxX---
Red string is pouring out of 9's cat ears. His ears aren't actually bleeding, he's just pulling red string out of it to demonstrate hoW LOUD A SONIC BOOM IS AT POINT BLANK RANGE.
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Emma says, "cmon, ill carry you guys!" but no one understands because she is talking waaaayyy too fast. (She has enough energy to CARRY everyone. Yeah.) She picks everyone up and runs to the Wire Den in about half a second.
---StrangeDemonicKitten---
Eti gives up, and runs off, already tired of these shenanigans. Possibly because it feels like he's a smol adorable side character or Emma is a littLE CREEPY WITH HER AFFECTION.
Only Aranaite gets to do that.
Eti is out~!
---Jay---
"You do know I am STILL faster than you." Silver then began using vines to attack all the killer slimes. "You're too slow!"
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
(Didn't mean to be creepy... She just likes cute things)
Suger/Caffeine crash activates in: 1 Minute
Lightspeed Rush activates in: Now
Emma starts jumping up to 10 feet in the air and slapping killer slimes out of the air, killing most of them instantly. "WOOHOO LIGHTSPEED!!" Suddenly, she disappears and all the killer slimes die instantly.
Primordia says, "Follow the dead killer slimes!"---Jay---"Fantastic. Someone is trying to be faster than me." Silver then disappeared, and all the dead killer slimes were falling into the slime sea. The exact same ship from before flew into the air, trapping everyone inside the Wire Den. Some epic music began playing and Silver began fighting the ship. ???: "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Silver: "Would you stop this?" Just then, WOAH appeared and WOAHed the ship out of existence. WOAH: "Woah... Woah... WOAH! WOAHAOWWAWIAAWOGUAWHFAOWFHAWOH" Everyone was freed. Silver: "WOAH"
---PrimordiaThePrimordial---
Primordia: Lets go! *Leads the way to the killer slime leader in the Hacker's Den* (YEP ITS NOW ILLITERATE Or LITERATE! I got bored of writing complete sentences)</p>
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