Connor Testaburger

Connor Joseph Testaburger is the older brother of Wendy Testaburger. He is 13 years old and a student at South Park Middle School. He has an unrequited crush on Shelly Marsh, though she does not his return his feelings and usually beats him up for expressing a romantic interest in her. He is mentioned to be on the middle school's football team. He first appeared in "Hooked on Monkey Fonics", and is voiced by series' co-creator Matt Stone.
== Personality ==
Connor is headstrong and sociable. He frequently is seen with his buddies, playing football or just doing things teenage guys do. He has a sibling rivalry with Wendy, and despite him being older, Connor often goes to her for advice. He initially did not like his sister's boyfriend, Stan Marsh, seeing him as a "pussy" and told him to f*ck off and stop dating her, showing that Connor can be somewhat protective of her despite their occasional rivalry. However, Connor eventually becomes friendlier with Stan after the latter proves himself to be loyal and protective of Wendy. 
Despite being self-assured, Connor is socially awkward when it comes to girls, especially Shelley Marsh (his younger sister's boyfriend's older sister), and for the most part, Shelly does not like Connor, and beats him up whenever he compliments her headgear. However, Shelly may have secret feelings for him, as she almost always apologizes to Connor after she beats him up. 
Connor also seems to have a habit of using profanity, especially the word "fuck". 
== Appearance ==
Connor has black hair (similar to his mother and sister) and is parted to the right side. He has fair skin, black dots for eyes, and wears a light green T-shirt with the number 1 printed in the middle with a blue outline, white gloves, black pants with a white stripe running down the middle, and black shoes.
He is also the same height as Wendy, despite being three years older than her.
== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Mr. and Mrs. Testaburger - Connor has a good relationship with his parents. He often swindles them into giving him extra allowance money, similar to Scott Tenorman.
* Wendy Testaburger - Connor's relationship with his sister is complex. On one hand, Connor can be a complete asshole to Wendy, frequently insulting her for her liberal ideas and views, which he finds pedantic and boring. But more often than not, his love for her does come through, such as in the episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever", where Connor offers to personally beat the living hell out of Eric Cartman for threatening to beat up Wendy.
=== Allies ===
* His buddies
* Shelley Marsh (sometimes; one-sided love interest)
* Kevin McCormick
=== Enemies ===
* Stan Marsh (formerly)
* Eric Cartman
* Mr. Garrison
== Trivia ==
* Connor is the quarterback of South Park Middle School's football team.
* His middle name is derived from his maternal grandfather's name, as Giuseppe is usually Anglicized into Joseph.
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Category:Male Characters
Category:Teenagers
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