Rowley and the nuke

13. Once upon a time, in the quaint town of Doncaster, there lived an 11-year-old twat named Rowley Jefferson. Despite his rather unflattering description, Rowley had a mischievous spirit and a love for playing pranks. Little did he know that this particular adventure would teach him a lesson he would remember for the rest of his life.
One sunny day, Rowley received a rather unexpected invitation. It was an invitation to have tea with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, the notorious North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, and even Adolf Hitler (yes, that Adolf Hitler). Bewildered and ecstatic, Rowley quickly packed his bags and set off to Moscow. With the help of an incredibly fast plane, it took him a mere five seconds to reach his destination. Arriving at Putin's grand residence, Rowley was greeted by Putin's guard dogs, who were surprisingly friendly. Puzzled yet excited, he made his way inside. To his surprise, he found the Russian president dressed in a brand new bikini, his "nip nips" flashing. Even more surprisingly, Kim Jong Un was greedily devouring the food on the table. As Rowley explored Putin's house, he stumbled upon a room that caught his attention. It was the nuke room, filled with various missiles. Filled with childlike curiosity and a pinch of ignorance, Rowley couldn't resist the temptation to explore further. When nobody was around, he shouted "FIREWORKS!" and pressed a button. In an instant, Doncaster was wiped off the map, turning everyone there into skeletons. As if that wasn't enough, Rowley then discovered a big, red button that sent all of Putin's nukes flying towards the United States and the United Kingdom. Chaos ensued, and soon both countries were filled with skeletal figures. Realizing the catastrophic consequences of his actions, Rowley watched a distraught Putin mourn the loss of his dream to nuke the moon. It was then that the police arrived, scolding Rowley for his irresponsible behavior. He was held accountable for the destruction he had caused, and was tasked with rebuilding all the buildings he had destroyed, as well as helping the survivors. This experience served as a wake-up call for Rowley. He realized the gravity of playing with dangerous and powerful things. As he worked tirelessly to make amends, Rowley grew into a responsible and more mindful individual. He vowed to never let his childish recklessness cause harm to others again. Years went by, and Rowley matured into a responsible adult, always carrying the lessons he had learned in his heart. He became a renowned engineer and advocate for peace, continually working towards preventing the misuse of power. Wherever he went, Rowley reminded people about the importance of handling dangerous things with utmost caution. And so, this once frivolous and reckless young boy evolved into a wise and responsible man. His story became an inspiration for all generations to come, proving that even the silliest of mistakes can lead to the greatest of transformations.but then he found a nuke in his underpants draw. This time, Rowley had a more sinister plan in mind. He began reconfiguring the device, adding more firepower and efficiency to it. He wanted to show the world just how much power he could wield if he wanted to. He placed the nuclear device inside a small plane and took off, heading straight for the heart of New York City. As he closed in on his target, Rowley felt a surge of adrenaline and excitement pumping through his veins. He was going to be a worldwide sensation—feared and respected by all. But as he released the new and improved nuke from the plane, something went terribly wrong. The bomb didn't explode right away, but instead, it veered off course and landed and only killed his dad