Pelican

"OI PELICAN!!!!!!!!!!! HOW'S IT GOING MATE?" he lands infront of me. "AW NUTHIN CUNT YA KNOW AY JUST WENT DOWN TO THE BOTTLE-O WITH ME MATES AND WE GOT SO FUCKING HIGH!" he says. "High on what?" I ask. "Uhh" he says. "Yeah you fucking lying cunt." I say, then  I shoot him in the head. "Stupid birds." I say, i spit on his dead body.
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