Rise of the Nightmare Loaf

thumb|330x330pxEQUESTRIA GIRLS: Rise of the Nightmare Loaf is an unofficial episode of ZXInsanity's "Equestria Girls Parody Series".
It was created by UnicornBunny, and was released on July 30, 2015.
== Plot ==
Deep within a cave, the Nightmare Loaf and Overlord Hasbro discuss their plans on planting the Seeds of Armageddon, that they have kept hidden away from the Mane Six.
In Ponyville, Derpy Hooves tells Lyra Heartstrings that she has built her a flower. Lyra replies (in a masculine voice) that she got her stomach problems sorted out, so she can speak like she did "in 1789". A shadow appears to be forming between the two Equestrians, but Derpy Hooves shoots fireballs at Lyra, killing her. In the Everfree Forest, the Nightmare Loaf sneaks through the underbrush.
Outside Sugarcube Corner, Drakinite has waited for 452 hours, and decides to go home. UnicornBunny arrives and tells him that she has just returned from "noscoping some bros" with her wrench, and hopes that they will not take it personally. Drakinite assures her that they will be reasonable with her due to her insanity.
In Holland, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity are standing on a field of tulips near a windmill, while Applejack spins around and repeatedly says "Apples". Pinkie Pie wants to pack up her flammable cheese and return, but Rarity insists that they continue their vacation. The Nightmare Loaf appears and tells them that the flammable cheese will be the "yeast" (least) of their worries, and it puts on a pair of sunglasses and dances.
== Features ==
=== Characters ===
* Nightmare Loaf
* Overlord Hasbro
* Derpy Hooves
* Lyra Heartstrings
* Drakinite
* UnicornBunny
* Rainbow Dash
* Pinkie Pie
* Rarity
* Applejack
* Michael Rosen (mentioned)
=== Locations ===
* Cave
* Ponyville
* Sugarcube Corner
* Tulip Field, Holland
=== Items ===
* Seeds of Armageddon (mentioned)
=== Music ===
* "All Star" (Smash Mouth)
== Credits ==
Executive Producer - Shrek
Music by - Matt Uelmen
Flammable Cheese provided by - Michael Rosen
== Trivia ==
* At the end of "A Real Spooky Day (PART 3)", Queen Chrysalis uses three black seeds to produce her super-weapon. Presumably, they might be the Seeds of Armageddon.
* The scene at 1:35 is from "The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies", in which King Thorin insists that he will fight against his Goblin enemies outside Erebor.
* The practice of putting on sunglasses and making a pun was derived from a meme based on the opening sequence of CSI: Miami.
== See also ==
* Rise of Sid Megabus, another "rise"-related episode.
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Category:Non-ZXInsanity episodes
Category:Non-canon episodes