Dion noodle

dion noodle is a VIP exclusive item in item asylum. It is a red, transparent, demonic version of the pool noodle item.
== Functionality ==
Once used, the user will swing the weapon forwards. If it manage to make contact with any player(s), it deals 65 damage, as well as ragdolling them with a very strong knockback. Dion noodle is also capable of hitting multiple players at once, making it the good item in combat and for getting environmental kills.
While holding the item, the dion noodle's model will make the player's movements unstable, and even if they are standing without doing anything. This still takes effect if the player uses the item, which can occasionally move them in the direction they swing. The item will play Library Vibing emotes theme, but sped up when equipped.
==Gallery==
File:Rednoodleswipe.gif|using dion noodle.
File:Dion noodle's Hitbox.png|dion noodle's hitbox.
== Trivia ==
*As a VIP item, you can only access the item through the admin panel in private servers.
*Dion noodle is the third variant of pool noodle added after Comically Large Pool Noodle's addition.
*This item is one out of many ways to a kill a dodge/counter dummy.
*The music plays Library Vibing emote's song, but slightly higher pitched and sped up.
*The item's name and audios used for it (except the song) were made by Dionnooo.
*The old theme for this item was Mr Patch's theme from Banjo-Tooie.
*There are two quotes that can be heard upon equipping the item
**Quote 1 is: "you've angered the pool noodle god and now you will pay"
**Quote 2 is: "oh now you've made me angry, time to get my pool noodle out"
Category:Items
Category:VIP Items
Category:Inflicts ragdoll
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Category:Inflicts knockback
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