News on The Newest Antagonist Interview

"News on The Newest Antagonist" is a scrapped and previously archived interview episode from CJ Seinfeld's short-lived television show, showcasing him interviewing a clearly shaken and shocked Damien and Dave, where C is visible in the car behind the two. It is obvious that they do not want to be in the episode, and they are standing in the snow answering questions. The questions are almost all revolving around the same topic, and it is regarding Yoshie's sudden appearance in the Generational Headspaces.
; Damien Reedus - (off-screen)
: Come on, get it over with.
; Reporter CJ Seinfeld
: Hello viewers! I am CJ Seinfeld, and today we have two key witnesses to the incident that occurred right in this spot just a couple of hours ago! They are here to discuss what happened.
; Dave - Shivering
: Yo, look, what exactly is we talking about here?
; Reporter CJ Seinfeld
: Okay, firstly... How are you two?
; Damien
: We're fine, thank you.
; Reporter CJ Seinfeld
: Oh, that's wonderful. Would you like to discuss what happened at the time of the attack?
; Damien Reedus
: Look, bruh--
; Dave
: Okay, we barely saw anything. It was more of a thing that Chloe really saw.
; Damien Reedus - Shivering
: (clears throat) "Yes, it was barely noticeable. All I know is that the... thing... was in the tree line around the road somewhere.
; Reporter CJ Seinfeld
: Okay, David--
; Dave
: It's just Dave.
; Reporter CJ Seinfeld
: Alright... Well, Dave, it was stated by Chloe that you were the one who named the creature. Is this true?
; Dave
: Yes, I was. It is.
; Damien walks off, gets back into the vehicle. Dave follows shortly after
:
; Reporter CJ Seinfeld
: Well, um... Okay, viewers, looks like our time is up for today.
Category:Interviews
Category:Episodes
Category:CJ Seinfeld
Category:Dave
Category:Damien
Category:Comedically Iconic
Category:Yoshie
Category:Generational Headspaces
Category:HS:NN
Category:2023