IPhone SE

The iPhone SE is a line of fast and DIRT CHEAP UnPhones made by Apple to lure teenagers into smashing their trash Un$99 Androids by HTC and switching over and eventually become Apple's cash whale buying anything and everything they make. There are 3 generations of SE and it's a long story! Come closer, and I'll tell ya.
==iPhone SE 1==
It's 2016 and Tim Cook KNOWS how overpriced iPhones are so to lure Android users over they launch the 1st gen iPhone SE at Un$199 for nothing (16GB) and for something that's actually useable (64GB) that's gonna cost you Un$399! It looks like the iPhone 5 but had the IPhone 6s chipset (A9) which gave it for the time SUPERSPEED! But it was discontinued in 2018 and the IPhone 7 became the cheapest iPhone and support stopped in 2022. The SE line had DIED! At least until hell on earth happened.
==iPhone SE2==
It was 2020 and Coronavirus was doing naughty things so what do you do? Bring back the SE! It was dirt cheap (for an iPhone) and people REALLY started going from their Un$99 prepaid Androids to this sleak, new iPhone! What did this bring that was new? I'll tell ya!
# The A13 Bionic from the IPhone 11
# It looks like an iPhone 8!
# A centered Apple logo (purely cosmetic, and the light-up Apple logo mod doesn't work anymore)
# 3 colours, black, white and red
This lasted until 2022 when lo and behold, ANOTHER iPHONE SE!!
== iPhone SE3 ==
What do you do every 2 years now, Apple? You take your current phone, perform a very painful kidney transplant and put the internals in the same body! It has a better battery, 5G and it's faster but you can't tell the difference. iPhone SE3 is available in the 3 colours mentioned below. 
*Blue (Or, is it the black?)
*Cum
*Red (buying it can help kill AIDS)
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