The Sun FIRES ITS LAZER!

The Sun FIRES ITS [not sic] LAZER! (Z Included) is the 34th episode of mi show favorito. It sees our favorite, lovable, completely benevolent Teletubbies getting slaughtered by the Baby Sun and its Shoop da Whoop.
== Plot ==
This plot begins with the camera panning around the Baby Sun's top layer à la the Universal logo, but with the cameraman’s [[screams of pain from extreme burns over it. Large streams of blue energy are seen being absorbed into the Baby Sun. The camera zooms out and whe see the entire Sun, looking pained and coughing wildly. The camera zooms down to the Tubby Tower.
Within the confines of this lair, Dipsy is seen at a large computer, large as in, "Basically a wall". He is seen looking at all this meteorologic nonsense, and sighing heavily. "This does not look, "bad". And by bad, I obviously mean good." Who wrote this Trubbish?, Dipsy says to himself. The Baby Sun is apparently building up with radiation. And the only way for it to expell this radiation is through a deathly laser. As he walks out of his lair, Dipsy says, "If I can't stop this, then we will be out of commision until the next episode."
Tinky Winky is seen getting a tan at the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, Noo-Noo gets too close to the edge and falls in the lake, triggering any and all submechanophobes out there. Dipsy informs Tinky Winky that it is best to lay low inside the Tubby Tower due to the incoming laser. Tinky Winky agrees, but here's the problem: he must save Noo-Noo first. As Dipsy walks off, Tinky Winky tries, and repeatedly fails, to get Noo-Noo on dry land.
Dipsy then sees Laa-Laa trying to get Po out of a tree. Po, of all people, is too scared to climb down. Dipsy tells both that the Baby Sun will kill them unless they scoot their butts into the Tubby Tower's basement. Laa-Laa obliges, but Po does not want to come down, Dipsy takes out a hacksaw to chop the tree down, but Po shoots him with her fruit loop to make him back the heck off!
At that moment, the Baby Sun begins surging with blue energy, everybody looks up to it as it announces that it's a firin it's lazor! The Baby Sun then Shoop da Woops everything in Teletubby Land to tense pipe organ music! Dipsy and Laa-Laa break for it, as Po stays in the tree, wishing to die rather than risk falling. Tinky Winky finally saves Noo-Noo, but the heat from the laser melts them both. Laa-Laa and Dipsy are almost home free, but Laa-Laa trips on a rock, Dipsy goes to pick her up, but the laser shoots them both.
With all the Teletubbies dead and the Baby Sun no longer firing laser beams, Teletubby Land is a desolate wasteland full of fire. Bowser, having seen all this via Lakitu cameras, procedes to colonize the land, absorbing it into the Bowser Empire.
the story continues in Bowser Rulez.
== Reception ==
Parents were suprisingly not upset with this one, due to the Teletubbies not doing anything inheritely out of malice. They even turned a blind eye to the vile destruction scene. This is one of the few episodes that actually scarred children watching. Thanks, parents!
Benson thought the episode was FIRE, as it was playing as he threatened to FIRE Mordecai and Rigby.
== Trivia ==
* For a split second, an image of Mr. T doing the chicken dance can be seen, it is low in opacity, meaning it is either subliminal messaging or a Bloody GIR reference.
*This episode predicted Bill Wurtz' "the sun is a deadly laser" line.
== References ==
Category:Show episodes
Category:Season 1 episodes of Teletubbies
Category:Teletubbies