Susan's Cataclysmic Catastrophe (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Heads: “Skyler, where are we going?”
Skyler: “To the fashion shop.”
Heads: “But why? There’s a ton of other places in the mall we can go to.”
Skyler: “I work part time with Honey.”
Heads: “Who is she?”
Skyler: “She’s a cat who owns Honey Brand Clothes and Accessories.”
Heads: “So what do we do there?”
Honey: “Skyler! Wait, is that Heads?”
Skyler: “He has a crush on me.”
Honey: “Cool! It’s nice to meet Tails’ only son!”
Heads: “Hey, Honey!”
Honey: “So, Heads, my fashion brand doesn’t have many customers. I mean, we have normal mall people, but that’s all. You need to promote my fashion brand.”
Skyler: “Got it, Honey!”
Honey: “You can join Heads too.”
Heads: “I think I can ask my dad to help promote this, because anything Prower Corps touches turns to gold.”
Skyler: “Not sure about that. Shouldn’t it be anything they promote turns to gold?”
Heads: “Yes.”
Skyler: “Anyways…”
Susan: “Eggman Nega is safe for now. I don’t want him to be executed yet. I’m pretty sure Blaze will have to eat all that catnip till she can chase me and Eggman Nega again.”
Honey: “Wait, you’re-“
Susan: “Don’t question my decision.”
Honey: “Just promote my brand.”
Skyler: she buys half of the clothes in the fashion shop “There. Let’s go.”
The trio goes to Mateo’s house
Susan: “Hey, Mateo! Wanna buy these clothes?”
Mateo: “No. You’re not convincing enough. If you want to be convincing, you have to get celebrities to promote the product. They are next door.”
Skyler: “This is my first time advertising a product.”
Mateo: “Then you’re learning!”
Skyler: “Well of course, Heads said he can use Prower Corps to promote it. But it’ll be that only when our other plans fail.”
Heads: “Yeah, let’s do it the typical wa-“
Blaze: “Eggman Nega, come here!”
Mateo: “Wait, you’re saving Eggman Nega from Blaze?”
Susan: “He’s in this large machine that has the clothes I’m advertising to you.”
Mateo: “You can use money to make ads.” he gives them money and buys the shirt
Susan: she runs with the machine away from Blaze and gives catnip to Blaze and also some mice
Blaze: she stops there and eats the food she was given
The three run away from Blaze and arrive at Prowerland
Susan: “Hello, this shirt will make you famous.”
Teenage Cow: he pays
Susan: “This dress makes you turn into a grown-up!”
Kid Goat: she buys the dress
Skyler: “This dress will make you win Miss Galaxy!”
Heads: “You’ll win Mr. Galaxy with this shirt.”
Skyler: “You’ll be rich!”
Susan: “You will look older, as in adult old, but not senior old.”
Heads: “You’ll be a god!”
Walt Carter: “Breaking News in Prowerland! Honey Brand Clothes and Accessories became a trend here!”
Heads: “We didn’t even need to celebrity promote. But to promote it even more, we need to convince the famous heroes of Mobius!”
Prower Corps
Heads: “Dad, wanna promote this?’
Tails: “Promote the brand of a person who fought us in a tournament just to promote it? Fine.”
Heads: “Cool!”
Blaze: “EGGMAN NEGA! COME BACK HERE!”
Heads: he throws catnip at Blaze again
Blaze: she eats it “Wait, is that a dress? I need that! I’ll promote!”
Heads: he makes an advertisement after Blaze wears it
Field of Milk and Honey Commercial
Heads: “Hey, guys! Wanna feel like you’re in a field of milk and honey?”
Skyler: “Then buy the Princess Dress! Or gown.”
Susan: “It makes women look like princesses just by wearing this dress.”
Skyler: “Or gown.”
Susan, Heads, and Skyler: “Even Blaze wears this, so buy it now!”
3 Days Later…
Prower Towers Mall
Honey: “Great job, Heads, Skyler, and Susan! You did well. You turned the main threat to your mission into the thing that makes my brand mainstream now!”
Susan, Heads, and Skyler: “🎵If you need help from us three, then here’s a suggestion from we, just call your employees and make your products mainstream!🎵”
Susan: “Then let’s make a commercial like this in many different styles, like 40s vintage, 50s vintage, 60s vintage, 70s vintage, 80s vintage, 90s vintage-“
Skyler: “Enough with the vintages.”
Honey: “Also we’re going with only 40s, 80s, and 90s vintage commercial options.”
Heads: “Nostalgia pandering?”
Honey: “Not really.”
Sol Palace
Inferno: “I think you’ve got some problems, Mom. This isn’t how you act. Maybe too much catnip?”
Blaze: “I… admit it. I ate too much catnip. They serve the best catnip in my palace.”
Inferno: “You should know that cats can have a side effect of being too aggressive if they eat too much.”
Blaze: “I always thought it was because of my lack of sleep.”
Inferno: “It isn’t. Cats generally sleep for a very short time.”
Blaze: “Well at least I can pay for my medical bills.”
Inferno: “When are you scheduling your doctor’s appointment?”
Blaze: “I still need to help everyone in the Sol Dimension. I’ll do whatever it takes to protect the Sol Emeralds and keep my people safe. My power is to protect the smiles of my people after all. Maybe a month from now. The needs of the people might dial down, cause I’ve got a big problem to handle”
Inferno: “You’re still OK, even with too much catnip?”
Blaze: “Maybe a little bit cranky, but I can assure you I can still make good decisions.”
The End
Category:Susan the Hedgehog Episodes
Category:Sub-pages