Babba's New Girlfriend

Babba's New Girlfriend is a Mr. Rrarrg! episode. In this episode, babba gets a girlfriend.
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Grr
• Babba
• Rar (single appearance)
• Receptionist (debut)
• Females (debut)
* Rock Female (debut)
* Fish Lady (debut)
* Rock Bottomite Lady (debut)
• TV Guy
== Transcript ==
(cut to the gang watching tv)
Patrick: i love this show! don't you guys?
Rrarrg: rrarrrrarararrgagag (yes i love this show as well)
Patrick: what about you grr?
Grr: grgrrgr (i like this show)
Patrick: what about you babba?
Babba: baabbabaab (no)
Patrick: what?! how could you not like this show!
Babba: babababababababa (show? we've been staring at a static screen this whole time!)
(shot of the tv)
Patrick: oh.
Rrarrg: rraraaararg (hold on)
(rrarrg goes outside and fixes the satellite dish; the tv turns back on)
Tv Guy: do you want a girlfriend?
Babba: ba (yes)
Tv Guy: do you want a HOT girlfriend?
Babba: BABA (OH YES)
Tv Guy: then come down to whores and hoes! all hoes and whores for 9.99 plus tax! COME TODAY!
(the tv turns off)
Patrick: how in the fuck
Babba: bababab (i want a girlfriend)
Patrick: why
Babba: Babababa (you know why)
Patrick: i don't
Rrarrg: rargarrarrrarag (i think it's because he saw the commercial)
Patrick: well then.
Babba: babababababa (i'm gonna do so much with my new girlfriend)
(transition to next scene; the gang are at the whores and hoes store)
Patrick: Well, here we are. 
(they enter the store)
Rrarrg: rarararrararg (they really got them hoes)
(shot of a poster that contains an actual hoe)
Babba: babababbbaab (there's the guy from the commercial!)
Receptionist: hello, welcome to whores and hoes. How may I help you?
Patrick: yeah, uh, do you have anything for barnacle creatures?
Receptionist: barnacles or not, we have them all! Come with me.
(they walk down a corridor and at the end there's a door)
(the receptionist opens the door)
Patrick: wow
Receptionist: this is our prized collection of females, we got fish
Fish lady: hello
Receptionist: rock bottomite
Rock Bottom lady: hello
Receptionist: and even rock!
(shot of moai head on a stone female body)
Patrick: oh wow
Receptionist: Come with me, I'll show you where the barnacles are.
(the gang follow the receptionist and they enter a room)
Receptionist: here we have all the barnacle hoes you want! They're all the same price. So choose whatever you want!
Babba: bababababa (i like that one)
(babba points to a pink barnacle monster)
Receptionist: good choice. That'll be 10$
(patrick hands the receptionist a 10 dollar bill)
(cut to the gang back in the cave)
Patrick: Wow I can't believe babba of all people is the first one to get a girlfriend.
Babba: ba, bababaab? (yep, but what's her name?)
Patrick: hm… How about 
Female Barnacle Monster: Rararararar
Patrick: rar. Sure. Why not?
Babba; babababa (hell yeah)
Rar: arrarararara (i like this name)
Patrick: well you two have fun, we'll be here watching tv.
Babba: bababab (alright)
Narrator: 2 days later…
Patrick: Man, I haven't seen babba in a while. I hope he's okay.
Rrarrg: rarararagarrararg (i heard intense groaning noises from his room the other day)
Patrick: what the fuck. Is he actually getting laid?
Rrarrg: rararararag (i think so, yeah)
Patrick: alright i'm coming in there.
(patrick barges into babba's room)
Patrick: alright i-
(patrick stares in shock)
(shot of babba and rar covered in green stuff)
Patrick: you know what, nevermind.
(patrick exits the room)
Patrick: i think they're fine.
Grr: grgrgrgrgr (boy, you must've seen something nasty to have that reaction)
Patrick: THEY ARE FINE.
Narrator: another 2 days later. 
Patrick: wonder how Babba's doing.
Grr: grggrgrgrgrgr (i haven't heard anything in his room the past 2 days.)
Patrick: well then, we better check on him
(patrick opens the door to babba's room)
Patrick: babba? Hello? (gasp)
(patrick sees that babba and rar is gone)
Patrick: THEY'RE GONE!
Grr: grgrgr (oh no)
Patrick: we gotta find them! To the van!
(batman style transition)
(cut to the gang driving)
Patrick: it's a good thing my gps can track down barnacle monsters.
Grr: grgrgr (wait what)
Patrick: yeah, i know, anyway, let's see where babba is.
(patrick pushes some buttons and it shows the location of babba)
Patrick: aha!
(the gang drive faster to where babba is)
Babba: baababababab (oh rar, i love you so much i)
Rar: rarar? (you what?)
Babba: bababab- (will you marry m-)
(sound of tires screeching as the gang except babba pull up)
Patrick: stop right there!
Babba: bababa (shit)
Patrick: why did you run away?
Babba: babbababa (because i wanted to marry rar)
Grr: grgrrgr (well, why didn't you say so!)
(transition to wedding scene)
Patrick: Rar, do you accept babba as your husband.
Rar: rarar (i do)
Patrick: and babba, do you accept rar as your wife.
Babba: babababa (yes i do)
Patrick: you may now kiss the bride.
(the two kiss and everyone cheers)
(babba is starting to tear up but rar is starting to melt)
Babba: baba?! (huh?!)
Rar: rarararar (help me babba)
Babba: BABABABA! (RAR NO!)
(rar melts completely and babba cries)
Patrick: aw man. And they just got married.
Rrarrg: rarararg (shame)
Babba: babababa (well, at least i still have you guys)
(everyone hugs and the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This is the first episode to be entirely written by Existant201.
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