Transcripts/The King Makes Absolutely No Sense

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode The King Makes Absolutely No Sense.
Hyrule Castle, Day.
King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is undetuduryqert4utywrhtgu0qatr9q, by the evilrueuityehfyqet79qye4rtyqsfhaegtygetkirbliat.
Harkinian: I'm going to Gaymelon amnditdmhim.
Zelda: But father, what if-
Harkinian *interrupting*: I'll take the trash to protect my holy ballsack and my dick.
Zelda: But what if-
Harkinian *interrupting again*: Don't talk, Zelda! Do you hear me talking?
Zelda: Father, what happened to you?
Harkinian: Don't ask me, and don't speak to me when I'm speaking!
Zelda: But-
Harkinian *interrupting once again*: Don't!
beat
Zelda: Bu-
Harkinian: Don't you dare talk to me!
Harkinian: I'm talking!
beat
Zelda: Fa-
Harkinian: OAH! I've had enough!
Harkinian: I'm sick of this shit!
Harkinian: I'm going away for a whole month so I don't have to listen to this shitty hoe! 
Link overhears his statement and gets excited, having just arrived into the scene.
Link: Oh, boy! I-
Harkinian: Link, stay here away from me!
Impa enters the room.
Impa: King?
short beat
Harkinian: OAH! You stay here, too!
Zelda: But-
Quick cut to an end card.
The end card fades out.
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