Super Smash Bros. REBOOT/Palutena's Guidance

Palutena's Guidance is Pit's Smash Taunt, performed on Palutena's Temple. Like on previous installements, it can be activated by using the Down Taunt.
Note: Veteran characters reuses their dialogue from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. DLC characters who are returning veterans uses the generic Guidance conversation instead of the dialogues given in Ultimate to be equal with the DLC newcommers.
==Tendo Sakamoto==
Pit: Woah. I had no idea there would be a fighter belonging to the Smash universe.
Viridi: Well, you have the Mii fighters but they had previously debuted back on the classic Wii days.
Palutena: This is Tendo Sakamoto, an agent of Smash Corp.
Pit: "Smash Corp."? Don't tell me there's an agency here.
Palutena: Smash Corp. is an agency whose goal is to deal with many threats who attempts to rule or destroy the world of Smash. From normal enemies to giant godlike creatures.
Pit: Yeah. I guess they would have been useful if they had show up with Tabuu, Master Core, Galeem and Darkhon back on previous installements, don't you think?
Viridi: Since this Smash is a reboot to the franchise, obviously they have no idea of those events. I mean duh.
Palutena: Anyway. Tendo has a variety of attacks that references many Nintendo titles from the Atari, NES and SNES eras. His 3DS-themed AI computer system is also something you must worry about, it can charge his power attacks for devastating damage. Despite not being able to use the Smash Ball when it appears, his hand glows like one, allowing him to create a devastating Final Smash. If i were you, i would take him seriously, Pit.
Pit: Well, let's see if this guy at least has something based on my adventures!
==Nin Yumizuka==
Pit: Tendo, Nin. Don't you think there's characters out there on Nintendo's history that has already names based on the company's?
Viridi: Well, it's Nintendo. They can do whatever they want with the names.
Palutena: Nin Yumizuka is Tendo's partner at Smash Corp., when outside the battlefield, she is a very cheerful girl who loves video games, but on battle, she can be a real danger for her opponents even when doing some clumsy physical techniques. Nin is skilled at a variety of attacks, and of course, many of her attacks are references to many Nintendo-licensed titles, over all from the Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance and Nintendo DS eras.
Pit: Surely she knows what she's doing. Alright then, i won't hold back!
==Mario==
Palutena: You know who this guy is, don't you, Pit?
Pit: Of course I do! It's Mario!
Palutena: He was your first ally in the fight against the Subspace Army. What you may not know is that he's actually quite famous. There aren't many people who don't know who Mario is.
Pit: Man, I don't know whether to fight him or ask him for his autograph.
Palutena: Fight first, fanboy later.
Pit: Oh, do you think he'll sign my wings?!
==Luigi==
Pit: Look! It's Luigi!
Viridi: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Pit: Aw, don't say that. After all, he even had his own year.
Viridi: I don't remember that. Though I suppose if he's number two out of all these fighters, that's actually pretty good.
Pit: His attacks are no joke.
Viridi: You're right. Have you seen his Super Jump Punch and Green Missile? In some ways, he might even be stronger than his brother. Too bad about that unfortunate L on his forehead...
Pit: I'm sure that stands for winner.
==Peach==
Pit: Oh, it's Princess Peach!
Viridi: Guess she's taking a break from being kidnapped.
Pit: I'm so glad we never have to worry about Lady Palutena. She can take care of herself.
Viridi: Really? Wasn't she imprisoned by Medusa for a bit there?
Pit: That hardly counts. After all, we were just freshmen back then. That would never happen now that we're more experienced!
Viridi: Peach has been in plenty of scrapes herself, so she ought to be quite experienced. And yet she never learns. Sometimes I wonder if she just lets herself get kidnapped for fun.
Palutena: I don't know about that. It seems like tossing vegetables is more her idea of fun. She'll pelt you with them the entire match if you don't watch it. But she can't reload when she's jumping, so keep your eye on what she's up to.
==Daisy==
Pit: Princess Peach?
Palutena: Actually, that's Princess Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. She was kidnapped by a space alien named Tatanga, but Mario rescued her.
Pit: Right. Kidnapped, then rescued by Mario. Princess Peach!
Palutena: No, Daisy doesn't get kidnapped as often as Peach does.
Pit: OK, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down. "Daisy" always gets kidnapped by "Tatanga". Wink!
Viridi: Look, Daisy is a totally different person from Peach! She's much more, like...energetic...and stuff. You know, she's a go-getter! Plus, her symbol is a daisy. Pretty cool to have a symbol that's also your name.
Pit: Yeah, but have you ever seen Peach and Daisy in the same place at the same time?
Palutena: Pit, if you had a symbol, it would be in the shape of an armpit.
==Rosalina & Luma==
Palutena: And here we have Rosalina.
Viridi: Yes, she's the keeper of the Comet Observatory and mother of the Lumas.
Pit: Why is that comfy pillow following her? ...I love pillows!
Palutena: THAT is a Luma. And this is no pillow fight!
Viridi: It does look pretty plush, I have to say.
Pit: You know, Rosalina seems kind of rough with the little guy.
Viridi: There are plenty of Lumas, so losing a few isn't a big deal.
Pit: Not a big deal?!
Palutena: Lumas will sacrifice everything to protect Rosalina. They might not look like much, but they're powerful enough to send you flying, so be careful.
==Yoshi==
Pit: It's Yoshi!
Viridi: Let me get this straight. Yoshi lays eggs, but he's actually male?
Pit: Uhh, shouldn't you know that, O goddess of nature?
Viridi: There's nothing natural about this guy!
Pit: Yeah, I see your point.
Palutena: Well, all living beings contain both female and male elements. It appears Yoshi is no different.
Pit: I wonder what's inside all those eggs... Chocolate?
Palutena: Focus, Pit. If you use your shield when Yoshi's pulling off an Egg Roll, you can grab him. Keep that in mind.
==Bowser==
Pit: When I think of Bowser, I always picture him deep in his castle, steeling himself for a fight.
Viridi: Or, you know, playing golf or racing a go-kart.
Pit: He's looking pretty aggro today. Must be because he's in a fighting game.
Viridi: When Mario first fought Bowser, I hear he had to use an axe to chop down a rope bridge and drop the big guy.
Palutena: It all sounds like something from an 8-bit action movie!
Pit: I won't lie. I'm a little scared.
Palutena: Don't be. Bowser may be powerful, but he also leaves big openings. Fight smart and look for chances to counterattack.
==Bowser Jr.==
Pit: Is that Bowser Jr.?
Viridi: Yes. He's the heir to the Koopa throne.
Palutena: I wonder if his father bought him that Junior Clown Car. It's decked out with all sorts of bells and whistles.
Pit: Hey, I just thought of an even better name for it. How about...the Shellicopter?!
Viridi: ...Needless to say, the Junior Clown Car is one tricky vehicle.
Palutena: It's immune to many attacks, so strike when Bowser Jr. is exposed.
Viridi: So what you're saying is to hit him from above, right?
==Piranha Plant==
Pit: Is that a...Piranha Plant?!
Palutena: Not so loud. She'll hear you!
Viridi: Did someone say Piranha Plant?
Pit: Oh no.
Viridi: I wrote my thesis on Piranha Plants! There are just so many species! You got your basic Piranha Plants, your Fire Piranha Plants, Ptooies, Nipper Plants, Nipper Spores, Munchers, Jumping Piranhas, Wild Ptooie Piranhas, Propeller Piranhas, Naval Piranhas, Chewies, Megasmilax, Piranha Pests, Piranha Sprouts, Frost Piranhas, Putrid Piranhas, Proto Piranhas, Piranhabons, Piranha Beans, Mom Piranhas, Small Piranhas, Elasto-Piranhas, Piranha Planets, Bungee Piranhas, Big Bungee Piranhas, Ghosts, Nipper Dandelions, Spiny Piranhas, Dino Piranhas, Fire Stalking Piranhas, Piranha Plorps, River Piranhas, Big Piranhas, Stalking Piranhas, Big Fire Piranhas, Prickly Piranhas, Peewee Piranhas, Inky Piranhas, Gold Piranhas, Bone Piranhas, Big Bone Piranhas, Piranha Pods, Piranha Creepers, Nipper Spore Patches, Paper Fire Piranhas, Poison Piranhas, Big Poison Piranhas, Upside-Down Piranhas, Petey Piranha, Paper Petey Piranha, Petea Piranha-
Pit: Whoa!
Viridi: I haven't even started on all the minor variations!
Palutena: Enough, Viridi! I never want to hear the word "piranha" ever again.
Pit: I guess that means I'm not getting any fighting tips. Thanks, Viridi.
==Wario==
Pit: Um, Wario kind of smells.
Palutena: That's to be expected. For his Final Smash, he munches garlic and transforms into his super-antihero alter ego...Wario-Man!
Pit: Uh... Wario-Man?
Palutena: Yes. Legend has it that Wario once caught a cold, accidentally ate a piece of Nasty Garlic, and turned into Wario-Man.
Pit: Huh. So Nasty Garlic is the key to Wario's power. Great.
Viridi: He's a real charmer, that one.
Palutena: Speaking of which... Eating seems to make Wario very gassy.
Pit: Ugh! TMI!
Palutena: I'm only telling you this for your own good. He's a ticking time bomb. Watch out for his sudden farts. And all farts in general. They're gross AND dangerous.
Pit: ...This job is really the worst sometimes.
==Ashley==
Pit: I wonder what is a little girl doing here?
Palutena: Ashley is not just a little girl, Pit. She is great at using various spells.
Viridi: However, she is apparentely a mediocre magician.
Pit: So uh... do I have to worry about her or not?
Palutena: I wouldn't ask that, Ashley may be mediocre, but her magic is something unique. She can shoot magic blasts from her hand or even use her wand to either attack you or cast a spell on you. Oh, and be careful when she's angry, not only her hair and eye colors will change, also her abilities will increase. And last but not least, be careful of her Final Smash, because is something very chaotic.
Pit: Guess we're having a "don't judge a book by its cover" situation right here.
==Donkey Kong==
Pit: Looks like it's me versus DK.
Palutena: His arms are like tree trunks, so his attacks are incredibly powerful. Given his size, he also moves quite quickly. Combine that speed and power with his long reach, and you've got an opponent who's good at almost everything!
Pit: Yeah...except for dressing himself. That necktie really doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Palutena: True, but it is his signature look. It's probably best not to mention it.
Viridi: Yeah, you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of his Giant Punches or smash attacks! When he attacks you, don't use your shield. Just get out of the way, and then counterattack.
Palutena: And watch where you come in for a landing!
==Diddy Kong==
Pit: Oh, look! It's Diddy Kong.
Viridi: He's Donkey Kong's little buddy.
Pit: Wonder if he'd let me win for a banana.
Palutena: Don't underestimate him just because he's a monkey. He's faster and stronger than any human.
Pit: As long as he can't fly, I'm good.
Palutena: He can't fly, but he does have a Peanut Popgun and an inexhaustible supply of peanuts to shoot at you.
Pit: So? I love peanuts!
Palutena: Not when they're pelting you in the face.
Pit: I don't know. Still sounds pretty good to me.
Viridi: Oh, Pit! What WON'T you do for a snack?
Palutena: Fighting does take strength.
Viridi: Anyway, if you can hit Diddy Kong at just the right angle, he'll drop his Rocketbarrel Pack.
Palutena: However, it explodes when it lands on the ground, so watch out.
==King K. Rool==
Pit: Who's this guy? Talk about your super heavyweight!
Palutena: That's the leader of the Kremlings, King K. Rool.
Pit: Kremlings?
Palutena: A race of crocodile people.
Viridi: I hear they like bananas. Blech...
Pit: But I thought Donkey Kong was the one who liked bananas.
Viridi: I'm pretty sure all mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers like bananas. They're like the litmus test for idiocy.
Pit: I don't know what that means, but I LOVE BANANAS!
Viridi: The prosecution rests!
Palutena: Back to the fight at hand, some attacks will fail to penetrate King K. Rool's large, leathery belly. You might want to consider incorporating more grabs into your battle strategy.
==Litle Mac==
Pit: This guy looks ready to fight!
Viridi: That's Little Mac. As a boxer, fighting is sort of his thing. No one can match his strength on the ground, but in an aerial battle, he's helpless.
Palutena: So you want to get him in the air, and keep him from landing.
Viridi: He has a power meter that, once full, lets him unleash a lethal attack.
Pit: He seems tiny, though...
Viridi: Maybe that's why he's LITTLE Mac. But even with his small stature, he's triumphed over many heavyweight boxers. Pretty impressive for a puny HUMAN.
Pit: Bring it on! The stronger the opponent, the more interesting the fight!
Viridi: That's the spirit!
Pit: Uh, I can keep using my weapons, right?
Viridi: Ugh! Yes...
==Mr. Game & Watch==
Pit: Hey, it's a Shadow Bug!
Palutena: No, that's just Mr. Game & Watch.
Viridi: Watch out for number nine, Pit.
Pit: Uh, what are you talking about?
Palutena: Mr. Game & Watch's Judge attack displays random numbers. And when it displays "9," the attack is devastating.
Viridi: Getting hit with a nine will knock out any fighter with a single strike, no matter who it is. When his back is against the wall, Mr. Game & Watch might try his luck with a Judge attack.
Pit: Leaving victory up to luck doesn't seem like the best strategy.
Palutena: Well, luck is part of every victory.
Viridi: So you'd better watch yourself, Pit.
==Link==
Pit: I can't put my finger on it, but Link seems...different somehow.
Palutena: Well, this Link is technically a different person from the Link you fought before. This incarnation is known as the Hero of the Wild. He was once Hyrule's Champion, but he fell into a 100-year slumber after using all his strength to fight the Calamity.
Pit: 100 years might not be a long time to a goddess like you, Lady Palutena, but that's more than enough time for an entire world to change!
Palutena: You're right, Pit. When Link woke from the slumber of restoration, not only was his world unrecognizable, he also lost his memory!
Pit: I can't even imagine what that would be like. Lady Palutena, isn't there something the gods can do to help him restore his memory?
Palutena: Meddling in the affairs of another world is never a good idea. Although I do like Link, and his swordsmanship is quite impressive. The Master Sword, also known as the sword that seals the darkness, reveals its true strength in the presence of the Calamity.
Pit: Cool! Does that mean it's OP against Ganondorf?
Palutena: No, Ganondorf is from a different game. You should really do more research before you jump into a fight. If you expect to win, you need to know your opponent's backstory and abilities. Link has a lot of different weapons at his disposal.
==Zelda==
Pit: Is that...Princess Zelda?
Palutena: Yes, that's Zelda from A Link to the Past. She's a descendant of the Seven Sages. When she was captured, she used telepathy to ask Link for help.
Viridi: Pit... Pit... Go get me a cinnamon roll...
Pit: Right away, Zel— HEY! Knock it off, Viridi!
Palutena: Focus, Pit! Zelda has a projectile attack called Din's Fire. It can be steered through the air, kind of like your arrows. The trajectory of Din's Fire is really hard to see, so it's important to pay extra close attention when fighting her.
Viridi:: Pit... Pit... Get me a glazed donut with rainbow sprinkles...
Pit: Yes, right away! A glazed donut with rainbo— STOP IT!
==Sheik==
Pit: It's Sheik!
Palutena: Sheik appears to be wearing a traditional Sheikah outfit this time around.
Viridi: Ooh! So exotic! That armor is right up my alley. I wonder if it comes in a children's small...
Pit: I always get nervous when Sheik gets close. If I make one wrong move, I'll get pummeled with a flurry of quick attacks!
Palutena: His attacks may be fast, but they aren't very strong. That's why he'll try to end the fight quickly. He's also very light, so focus on launching Sheik at lower damage percentages.
Viridi: And he doesn't have much reach, so keep your distance until you're ready to rush him with your Upperdash Arm.
Pit: Good advice! But... you guys do know Sheik is just Zelda, right? In disguise? Wait, is there a new timeline?!
==Impa==
Pit: This girl looks different from an usual ninja.
Palutena: This is Impa, a member of the Sheikah tribe that uses to be loyal to Princess Zelda through the different timelines. The Impa you're facing right now is the one from Age of Calamity; she fought alongside Link, Zelda and the Champion against the hordes of monsters heralding the return of Calamity Ganon. A story that took place 100 years prior to the awakening of the Hero of the Wild. Impa can create clones of herself in battle, so you better must don't lose her from sight. She also can attack by using her kodachi and kunai, and even uses bomb barrels as her strongest attacks.
Pit: No wonder the Sheikah are such unique ninjas! Although if we're counting Sheik, remember she's just Zelda in disguies so i believe she doesn't count at all.
Viridi: Just that? I heard they're also great scientists, their inventions are FAR BEYOND regular technology.
Pit: Woah really!? These fighters really have tons of surprises behind their story.
==Lana==
==Ganondorf==
Pit: Ganondorf?! Oh man...
Palutena: Ganon has taken many forms throughout the ages. This form of Ganondorf is known as the Great King of Evil. He's a Gerudo warlock. The Gerudo are a desert tribe consisting mostly of women, but once every 100 years, a man is born to the Gerudo. Ganondorf is said to be that man.
Viridi: Really?! They get one man, and he turns out to be Ganondorf?! Ugh, talk about bad luck.
Palutena: Anyway, Ganon gets sealed away. Is resurrected. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum. The end.
Pit: What?! There's more to it than that!
Viridi: Link is said to be a different person in each incarnation, but some people think Ganondorf is the same person born over and over again.
Pit: The ultimate evil that can't be killed. No wonder he's called the Calamity.
Palutena: As a fighter, Ganondorf is an aggressive heavyweight. He hits hard, so if you see him winding up, get out of the way and counterattack.
==Vaati==
==Young Link==
Pit: Is it just me, or has Link lost weight?
Palutena: Yes and no. That's Young Link. He's the child version of the Hero of Time.
Pit: The Hero of Time?
Palutena: The Link who mastered the Ocarina of Time and faced Ganondorf. Link's actions as the Hero of Time created parallel worlds, and from there, many different legends were born.
Pit: I don't follow. What do you mean?
Viridi: If you were defeated by Medusa, Palutena wouldn't be here today, right?
Pit: True, but what does that have to do with anything?
Viridi: We may have triumphed over Medusa in this timeline, but in a different timeline, you lost that fight, leaving Medusa and Hades to rule the world. Every action and inaction creates infinite parallel worlds! You're only in one of them.
Pit: Wait... I'm not the only me? And nothing I do matters because another me will do the opposite? THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF DOING ANYTHING!
Palutena: Breathe, Pit! Focus on Young Link's short reach. He may be fast, but try to outrange him and anticipate his movements.
==Toon Link==
Pit: This guy's eyes are the size of my head!
Palutena: He must be the famous Toon Link.
Pit: Where'd he get that name from anyway?
Palutena: It's probably because he looks like he jumped right out of a cartoon.
Pit: Ah, I see how it is. Hmph.
Palutena: What's the matter, Pit?
Pit: It's just not fair, Lady Palutena! One Link is handsome, and the other is adorable! They're cherry-picking the best bits!
Palutena: Awww! Is poor Pit feeling a little insecure today?
Viridi: Snap out of it, Pit! You have a fight to focus on. Here's the deal: Toon Link is quick but lighter than regular Link.
Palutena: Don't get distracted by his weapons...or his intense cuteness! Just calm down and plan the best counterattack.
==Pikachu==
==Pokémon Trainer==
==Ivysaur==
==Charizard==
==Squirtle==
==Mewtwo==
==Pichu==
==Lucario==
==Greninja==
==Incineroar==
==Inteleon==
==R.O.B.==
==Samus==
==Zero Suit Samus==
==Dark Samus==
==Ridley==
==Kirby==
==King Dedede==
==Meta Knight==
==Robin==
==Chrom==
==Lucina==
==Corrin==
==Xander==
==Ryoma==
==Byleth==
==Pit==
==Palutena==
==Dark Pit==
==Phosphora==
==Medusa==
==Villager==
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==Krystal==
==Spring Man==
==Ribbon Girl==
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==Ice Climbers==
==Olimar==
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==Rex==
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==PAC-MAN==
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==Ken==
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==Shadow==
==Joker==
==Simon==
==Richter==
==Gran==
==Marco==
==Koopa Troopa==
==DLC Fighters==
Pit: Who is THAT?
Palutena: I have no data on this fighter. I can't believe it!
Viridi: It must be an intruder from another dimension!
Pit: Whoever it is, the goal remains the same: to fight and win!
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