Burn Book

The Burn Book is a book created by Carmella Corset, inspired by the movie Mean Girls. The book includes rumors, stories, and gossip about everyone in Los Santos.
==Names==
Currently, the book includes the following names:
===First page===
On January 17, 2029, the first page was created.
*Vivek Ramasquamy is a FUGLY CUCK.
*James Randal is a FUGLY COW.
*Liz Anya is almost too gay to function.
*April Fooze made out with a hot dog.
*Ramee El-Rahman is the fakest person you'll ever meet.
*April Fooze is a fake beeyotch.
*Mr. K doesn't pay his taxes.
*Sparky Kane uses payola.
*Fanny Fan stuffs her bra.
*Paris Argo doesnt use toner.
*Benji Ramos uses 5-in-1 body wash.
*Andy Whateverthefuck has a big fat heterosexual crush on Carmella.
*Lilith Fulker uses XL tampons.
*Tanner Phillips made out with Morag.
*Raymond Romanov pays women to talk to him.
*Dequarius Johnson loves his G spot a little too much.
*Fanny Fan cant keep a man.
*Ramee El-Rahman is a fake lawyer.
*Vinny Pistone is in big fat dept.
*Morag Goul made out with a mannequin.
*Capped Tarranova is a broke beeyotch.
*Big D bounces from D to D.
*Chatterbox has shitty veneers.
*Murphy Braun cant find the clit.
*Naomi Scott has a botched boob job.
*This girl is the nastiest skank bitch Ive ever met. Do not trust her. Skank bitch. She is a WHORE.
===Second page===
On January 18, 2029, Tanner Phillips, Vivek Ramasquamy and Lilith Fulker helped add a second page of names to the book.
*Peanut pretends to be blind to make up for lack of personality.
*Mickey gives himself hickeys.
*OTT has a ghost-writer.
*Nathan Blau viewbots.
*Cornwood isn't even American.
*Pixie Plum pushes drugs.
*Ramona is in the woke mob.
*Tessa Lamb eats animals.
*Mr. K has the flattest ass in town.
*Lang Buddha scams the union.
*Tony Corleone eats sheet metal for dinner.
*Leo Slacks doesnt wash his ass.
*Ramee El-Rahman has to blow Murphy for his bar license.
*Siobhan is a fugly fake beotch who uses people for her own gain. Shes not even a natural redhead.
*Yung Dab has moobs the size of Carmella's.
*Morag can't even type 13 words per minute. It's 5 BECAUSE OF HER CRUSTY FINGERS.
*Lilith holds Vivek's penis when he pees.
*The Woke Mob are disgusting.
* Ed Sheeran isn't even that great of a singer and his performance in Game of Thrones sucked.
==Trivia==
*Mateo Malosiaga of the Vagos currently has 3 versions of the Burn Book in his possession.
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