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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 18, 2020
Episode Copyrighted: 2019
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
This episode starts at the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs is trying to sort out some chaos.
Mr. Krabs: Where's that order for table 3? Table 5 ready to be bust. There's a spill in the bathroom! I need you swabbing the deck, Mr. Squidward!
His eyes act like periscopes and then notices something.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Table 8 needs more coral fries! Hop to it boy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* I'm hopping sir.
Incidental 13: My thirst is not yet quenched. *moans*
Mr. Krabs: Ha, tiyah, here you go, thank you. No free refills. *laughs*
Dave the Fish: *grunts* I'm out of ketchup!
Miss Shell the Fish: We need utensils!
The car horn honks.
Lenny the Anchovy: I ordered this to go!
Mr. Krabs: Yep. *shows my claw, then takes a pretty steady claw to oversee this ship*
His claw barks and smells like a dog.
Mr. Krabs: What is it, girl? What do you smell? *finds a penny on the floor* Ooh. Find a penny. Pick it up. All day long you'll have a penny! *laughs, then scrubs my claws* What a good girl! *laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *opens the door directly into Mr. Krabs' butt* Order up!
Mr. Krabs: *falls into a customer, breaks the table, smashes things into a pole and knocks down the "Krusty Krab" sign, falls in the road*
A penny falls onto the road.
Worker Fish: Hey, a penny!
A piano falls into Mr. Krabs, and the ambulance arrives.
Leni Loud: Aw, poor Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: I hope he's alright.
He is seen panicking.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Somebody call an ambulance! *stops panicking* Oh, you're here.
Squidward Tentacles: *walks outside*
Leni Loud: Wait, Mr. Krabs. Who's in charge while you're out?
Mr. Krabs: *wakes up*
He chooses between SpongeBob and Squidward. He's about to point to Squidward, when Squidward holds up SpongeBob, so he's really choosing SpongeBob with his mouth as piano keys. His claw is broken.
Mr. Krabs: Not SpongeBob.
Incidental 25: Let's go.
Mr Krabs: No! No!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, he picked me. I— *jumps in the air* I'm in charge! Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll be the best boss the Krusty Krab ever had. Just like you Mr. Krabs!
Squidward Tentacles: Ha, you can't do Mr. Krabs' job.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *cries* I can't?
Squidward Tentacles: Course not. You're gonna get some annoying idea in your head, act all silly and ruin everything. *starts walking away* Like you always do.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *thinks* I guess if I want to become a boss like Mr. Krabs... *looks like Mr. Krabs* ...then I'll learn to think like Mr. Krabs. *laughs like Mr. Krabs*
Nurse Rechid: *takes Krabs to the Krusty Krab in a wheelchair*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *opens the door*
Nurse Rechid: *appears in a slight shock of what SpongeBob did to Mr. Krabs*
Leni Loud: Mr. Krabs, I'm totes so glad you're back! *smiles and then Mr. Krabs shakes*
Lori Loud: Mr. Krabs, what happened to you?
Mr. Krabs: *makes weird sounds*
Lincoln Loud: *pushes his wheelchair back up*
Mr. Krabs: *makes weird sounds*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just wait 'til you see what I've done to your restaurant.
Lincoln Loud: *pulls the wheelchair and heads to the Krusty Krab and looks around him and his customers*
Lori Loud: *shrugs and walks*
Screen cuts back to the Krusty Krab.
Yellow Rectangle: Nothing. Is it great? Everything's just how you left it. Whenever we have a problem around here, I ask myself what would Mr. Krabs do.
Lincoln Loud: *turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and makes Mr. Krabs dizzy* And I do that!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I even hired a new fry cook since I'm too busy being the boss now.
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, you stay here until you feel better.
Mr. Krabs: *makes weird sounds*
Slide transition cuts outside the Loud House.
Red Rectangle: So, who's the boss now?
Yellow Rectangle: I don't know.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Something's fighting going on inside.
Patrick Star: Let's go inside.
Yellow Rectangle: Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *walks to the Loud House*
Screen cuts inside the Loud House, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa are fighting each other.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *comes in*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Lincoln. Your sisters are fighting.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Patrick Star: I go break them up!
Leni Loud: I got this, Patrick. *walks to Loud sisters, then breaks them up* Alright sisters, stop fighting.
Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa Loud: Huh?!
Leni Loud: That's better. That's the rules. No fighting.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, like Leni said.
Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa Loud: Yes, Leni.
Leni Loud: Good.
Red Rectangle: Phew. Peace and quiet at last.
Leni just stared at her for a while, looking very uneasy at the thought of driving all of her siblings home. Eventually, Luna snapped her out of it.
Luna Loud: Don't worry sis, we've got your back.
Leni Loud: You're right, I can do this.
Luan Loud: Knock 'em dead! But, not.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here it is, the big long car and my grill.
Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa Loud: Ooh.
Yellow Rectangle: We're getting in the big long car.
Red Rectangle: Yes.
Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa Loud: Yay!
The three sisters made their way into the car park where the big long car was. Each of them hopped into the big long car, with Leni getting into the driver's seat. Once she started the van, she carefully drove it out of the park and along the road.
Leni Loud: You guys seem pretty quiet today.
Luna Loud: Naturally dude.
Luan Loud: We just don't want to mess up your driving.
Luna Loud: Since you seem nervous about looking over us.
Leni Loud: *blushes* What?! I'm not that nervous! I just gotta drive you home, that's all!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And we're going in that car.
Luan Loud: Umm, and watch over us for a few hours.
Leni Loud: *laughs nervously* Oh yeah...
SpongeBob SquarePants: *goes up the ladder, then walks to my grill and cooks Krabby Patties*
Patrick Star: Here we go.
Yellow Rectangle: Leni, you can start now.
Leni Loud: Okay. *turns the car on*
Red Rectangle: Now drive.
Leni Loud: Okay. *pulls the lever in reverse*
The big long car goes backwards in front of the Loud House.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, wait. *runs to the long big car*
Squidward's leg gets hurt by the driveway.
Squidward Tentacles: *screams in pain* AHHHHHHHHHH!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *pulls Squidward in the long big car*
Squidward Tentacles: Ouch.
Leni Loud: *pulls the lever in forward*
The big long car goes forward.
Leni Loud: Look guys, I'm driving! Go me!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Woo! Go girl!
Leni Loud: *blushes* Aww, thanks Lynn.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Don't let any car stand in your way!
Luna Loud: Dude, too far.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What? It's just some encouragement.
Leni Loud: *in my head* Alright, just gotta pick up the others from Elementary School, and I'll be fine...
Lynn Loud Jr.: Man, I can't believe Yellow and Red went to Rectangopolis High School. I'll be able to hang out with you guys!
Luna Loud: I know dude, it's gonna be rockin'!
Luan Loud: And Lincoln will be going to your school as well.
Lynn Loud Jr.: As long as he can survive there.
The long big car arrived in front of Elementary School, as the youngest siblings entered.
Lucy Loud: Sigh, what a stressful day.
Lana Loud: At least it's over, my pets await my company!
Lola Loud: I need to see if my trophies are still squeaky clean!
Leni Loud: Hey guys! I hope you guys had a good day!
Squidward Tentacles: Uh, what happened?
Leni Loud: Squidward, you're here. I'm so glad to see you. Are you okay?
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* NO, I'M NOT OKAY! YOU THINK AM I OKAY TO YOU?
Lucy Loud: I just said-
Lincoln Loud: It was fine Leni. Aside from science class, that really hurts my eyes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Order up!
Lincoln Loud: It smells like Krabby Patties! *goes up the ladder*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here you go, buddy! *gives Krabby Patties to Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, SpongeBob. *goes down the ladder, then sits back down, then eats a Krabby Patty*
Lisa Loud: I did arts and crafts myself. I'm beginning to wonder if her IQs even match that of a well crafted art.
Luna Loud: Dude, way harsh.
Lisa Loud: Actually, my artwork is great.
Luna Loud: *surprised* Oh!
Lisa Loud: *gets annoyed* You thought I was being negative, weren't you?
Luna Loud: *my eyes wide open* Umm, no?
Lisa Loud: *scoffs* Typical.
Luna Loud: What?! This isn't a project, Lisa. This is coming from the same girl who chose a robot!
Lisa Loud: *growls* I told you to forget about that incident.
Lola Loud: *shudders* I don't even want to think about that!
Squidward Tentacles: And stop messing with my clarinet!
Lana Loud: I thought it was quite tasty! *burps*
Lola Loud: LANA! STOP BURPING IN FRONT OF ME!
Squidward Tentacles: YEAH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Lana Loud: It's a compliment!
Lisa Loud: Are you two really that sensitive to any form of communication?
Luna Loud: Well sorry I reminded you of that!
Squidward Tentacles: Well, you're not welcome here!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *groans* Can you guys shut up?! You're sounding like an idiot!
Luna Loud: Funny! Because Lisa's sure fitting her age demographic right now!
Lisa Loud: *gasps* YOU DARE?!
Lucy Loud: *covers my ears* Groan. The torment keeps going.
Squidward Tentacles: *covers my ears* Don't care!
The arguments began to slowly drift Leni off course. She knew she had to keep driving, but she didn't want to hear her younger sisters arguing.
Leni Loud: *groans* I'm driving here! And I say you guys need to zip it!
Despite her volume, she couldn't get the attention of everyone. Once arguments spew between multiple Louds, it gets hard to get their attention. Leni suddenly remembers the whistle on her neck, and it was still there. She grabbed it, and blew it as hard as she could. This caused all the Louds to jump in shock, but at least they stopped arguing.
Squidward Tentacles: I hate this!
Leni Loud: *gets angry* IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT, I'M DRIVING HERE! AND THE LAST THING I WANT IS FOR THIS CAR TO CRASH AND END WITH US IN THE HOSPITAL, OR WORSE! SO WHY DON'T YOU ALL PIPE DOWN UNTIL WE GET HOME, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
Lisa Loud: *my eyes wide open* Y-yes, elder sibling!
Lynn Loud Jr.: No problem!
Patrick Star: Got ya!
Lana Loud: I didn't say anything!
Leni Loud: *gets angry* GOOD! THE LAST THING I WANT IS FOR OUR STUPID ARGUMENTS TO CAUSE THE VAN TO CRASH LIKE LAST TIME! *looks towards the road still in a bit of anger*
The Loud kids, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Yellow and Red all looked at each other with really shocked looks. This wasn't like the other night, this was full on rage from Leni.
Luna Loud: *gets worried* Dude, are you okay?
Leni Loud: *gets angry* I'M FINE! DON'T EVEN SAY A WORD!
Luan Loud: She's just worried about you.
After some time went by, Leni began to calm down.
Leni Loud: *breathes* I'm sorry about that guys. I don't want us to get hurt.
Lynn Loud Jr.: We completely understand, Leni. You're not used to this yet.
Lana Loud: We'll try to tone it down for you.
Leni Loud: *smiles* Thank you guys.
Lisa Loud: But if I must, that was quite a noble act of leadership.
Lola Loud: Yeah, that was amazing Leni!
Lana Loud: But kinda scary too.
Leni Loud: *blushes* Aw, thanks guys! I'll be a fry cook! Now let's get us all to the Krusty Krab!
The radial clockwise transition cuts to the Krusty Krab, the car has arrived.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *moves the grill to the kitchen*
Squidward Tentacles: *sits on the boat to be a cashier*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks to Mr. Krabs* It's ready now! Huh?!
SpongeBob turned Mr. Krabs' wheelchair to see the new fry cook.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just like you would have done.
Mr. Krabs: *makes weird angry sounds*
Leni is wearing SpongeBob's pants and spatula is in her hand and put it back and she tried to eat a patty.
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry, we taught her everything I know. *turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and makes Mr. Krabs dizzy again*
Leni Loud: *holds the spatula with my teeth and grabs the ketchup*
She puts the spatula back in her hand, and the spatula is drooling. She then flips the ketchup with the spatula and puts it on the grill, but the grill is burning, and the ketchup is about to explode. Squidward is reading his book during his shift. Then, his face, part of his book, and one of the windows are covered with ketchup.
Leni Loud: Order up!
Squidward Tentacles: *gets very angry*
Lincoln Loud: You'll have a better view of my managerial magic from over here. *turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and makes Mr. Krabs dizzy again*
Cara the Fish: I'm out of napkins.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ooo, here we go. Watch me work! Your napkins, sir.
Cara the Fish: Thank you.
The baby is jumping down the table.
Charlie the Fish: Hey! This table is too wobbly.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *duct tape in hand* I'll let the boss take care of that.
The table is not wobbly and the baby is duct-taped and making weird sounds.
Dave the Fish: Hm.
Mr. Grouse is watching the TV sitting on a barrel with Lily.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *turns off the TV*
Mr. Grouse: Ahh come on! The ball was right there! Ya need glasses on or somethin'?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *smiles* Hey, you're watching the baseball rematch Mr. Grouse!
Mr. Grouse: Well what else was I supposed to while I was watchin' your kid?
Lily Loud: *giggles* Gah gah!
Patrick Star: Thanks for watching Lily Mr. Grouse, but I'll take care.
Mr. Grouse: Eh it was nothin'. Winning Lynn's lasagna is too easy. *leaves the Krusty Krab*
Patrick Star: *sits down on a barrel*
Lily Loud: *giggles* Weni!
Leni Loud: *giggles* That's my name! *cooks Krabby Patties*
Squidward Tentacles: What do you want, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: *gasps* Squidward, what would Mr. Krabs say?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks like Mr. Krabs* At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Squidward. We're always polite to our payin' customers.
Squidward Tentacles: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I please take your order?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Remember, Squidward. Service with a smile. Here. Try one of Mr. Krabs' vintage training devices. *puts Squidward's head in the training device*
Squidward Tentacles: *freaky smiles* May I please take your order?
Dave the Fish: Oh, uh. I'll take a Krabby Patty. *chuckles* Hold the freaky smile.
Lincoln Loud: I think that went pretty well, don't you?
Squidward Tentacles: *yells* SpongeBob! You aggravating, obnoxious, loathsome little...
Squidward Tentacles and Lincoln Loud: *hears a loud noise*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, hold that constructive criticism, Squidward. I'll be right back.
Screen cuts to the kitchen, Leni is cleaning the deli slicer.
Leni Loud: I'm the best employee.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what are you doing?
Leni Loud: I'm cleaning the deli slicer. I used the tongs like you said.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks like Mr. Krabs* Ah, Ah, Ah. The tongs are for holding rags not bricks. Let me finish this girl. You get back on the grill.
Leni Loud: Okay. *gets back on the grill*
She throws a brick at the deli slicer, and the brick directly to the window to Mr. Krabs' face and gets dizzy. Leni heard a crash. She runs back to the The Krusty Krab dining room and notices the two looking angry at each other.
Lucy Loud: *gets angry* YOU BROKE EDWIN'S TOOTH.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gets angry* THAT THING WAS IN MY WAY!
Lucy Loud: *gets angry* MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T BE SO RECKLESS WHEN I'M AROUND.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *cracks my knuckles* I'LL GLADLY BE RECKLESS RIGHT NOW!
Leni Loud: Guys! Stop fighting! I'm cooking Krabby Patties!
The slide transition cuts to the next scene where Leni is at her grill. Leni is flipping patties with her spatula.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, um, Leni? Could you, er... bump the grill temperature up about half a degree?
Leni Loud: Totes.
Leni is flipping the patties counterclockwise with her spatula.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *taps my finger to Leni* And you should be flipping the patties with the clockwise wrist motion because *looks like Mr. Krabs* the customer can always taste the difference.
Leni Loud: Whatever you say, boss.
Leni is flipping the patties with her spatula and putting the Krabby Patty. Suddenly, it seemed to be four now, once she heard yet another loud sound, this time from the Krusty Krab dining room.
Leni Loud: *goes to the bathroom, then takes off SpongeBob's pants, then puts my clothes back on, then runs to the Krusty Krab dining room*
Lola Loud: *gets angry* LANA! IF WE'RE GOING TO ROLEPLAY, GET YOUR ROLE RIGHT!
Lana Loud: *gets angry* YOU TAKE THAT BACK, LOLA!
Leni Loud: *feels worried* G-Guys, what did I say about fighting?!
Lana Loud: *gets angry* BUT SHE—
Lola Loud: *gets angry* DON'T GIVE ME THAT STUPID EXCUSE AGAIN!
Leni began to panic, now that she had four problems going on with her family. She was about to grab her whistle and blow, until she started to hear Lily in the Krusty Krab dining room.
Leni Loud: *shrieks* I FORGOT ABOUT LILY!!
Luna Loud: Leni! Are you okay dude?!
She slowly lifted her head up, and saw Luna sitting besides Lily, who was now calm.
Leni Loud: *rubs my head* Luna? *slowly gets up* What are you...?
Luna Loud: You were in the kitchen when I heard Lily crying, so I came here to calm her down.
Leni Loud: But that's his job! He loves flipping patties! I was supposed to watch her!
Luna Loud: *gets confused* Job? Who said you needed a job here?
Leni's back laid against the wall, emotions starting to bottle up.
Leni Loud: I don't understand. *sniffs* Mr. Krabs depended on me to fix all our problems.
Luna Loud: What? *shakes my head* Dude, I think he's in a wheelchair.
Leni Loud: What do you mean?
Luna Loud: He was in the hospital.
Leni Loud: Yeah, Mr. Krabs is hurt.
Luna Loud: Exactly, so there's no need to panic.
Leni Loud: But everybody's arguing now!
Luna Loud: I know, but you're not the only person who can help out around here. Just look at me, I came to Lily before you did.
Leni Loud: *sniffs* Then what does this have to do with me being a noble leader?
Luna Loud: *giggles* Being a noble leader isn't just about helping people, Leni. It's okay to get others to help. And we always stick together.
Leni Loud: *rubs my eyes* Are you sure?
Luna Loud: *smiles* Look at Lily.
Lily is fast asleep in Luna's arms, causing Leni to finally cheer up.
Leni Loud: Awww!
Luna Loud: And even if you're by yourself, you gotta take these one step at a time.
Leni Loud: *sighs* I wish I knew that.
Luna Loud: You're still learning, you'll get used to it.
Leni Loud: *smiles* Thanks Luna.
Luna Loud: No worries dude.
Patrick is now playing with them.
Patrick Star: I'm gonna eat yer little castle princess Lola!
Lola Loud: *playfully squeals* Not my castle!
Lana Loud: *grins* I'll protect you princess! *chases Patrick around the Krusty Krab dining room, then scares the customers* ROAR!
The customers scream and run out of the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: *makes weird angry sounds again*
This makes his bandage suit unwrap.
Leni Loud: *off-screen* Mr. Krabs! You're all better! Sorry I let you down. All I wanted was to be a good boss. Just like you.
Mr. Krabs: Oh well, there is no need to get your sails in a twist about it girl. Nobody's just like me, especially you. Besides, you saved me months in that body cast. If it weren't for the rage I felt watching you make Lily cry, I woulda never forced me body to heal so quickly!
Leni Loud: Oh, so in a way, I’ve done good, huh?
Mr. Krabs: Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not even close. You were the worst boss ever! I’m gonna have to dock your pay for decades, just look at her!
Leni Loud: Oh, thanks Mr. Krabs! You're the best boss ever!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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