Breadbug

Breadbugs are amongst the UnUniverse's most beautiful living treasures. They are small mammal things with flabby coats of skin that look like Bread (but before you ask, no, you cannot can them). They live solitary lives within burrows in the ground, and allegedly harbor stockpiles of numerous highly explosive Bombs that put the entire surrounding ecosystem at risk, but hey, that's just a theory, A SHAME TH-
Truth be told, there is actually some truth to that claim. Breadbugs are scavenging little bratwursts, so basically they're like seagulls with steel nerves and no wings. These guys steal all sorts of things and hide them in their burrows, including the deed to your house, your credit card, and those magazines you hide under your bed. Breadbugs have been seen using their hard as steel snouts to bust into government facilities. Whose to say they're not harboring illegal bombs?
Breadbugs are normally placid and curious lil' buggers, but if trained right, they can be vicious guard animals. It is known that King K. Rool keeps Breadbugs that are completely horrifying, they almost got Klump Skurvy killed once. Kaptain Skurvy is also known to have a Breadbug allergy, breaking out in a rash whenever he touches them. Breadbugs leave behind crumb trails as a form of residue, which also can trigger allergic reactions. Furthermore, a Breadbug of ambiguous intelligence is allegedly working with Albert Wesker on something, spooooooky...
At the end of the day, however, Breadbugs are amongst the most adorable creatures in the UnUniverse, especially if you find their bigger brethren, the Giant Breadbug. Most Breadbugs prefer Windows Vista over other operating systems just like how Elfilin does, and you should never slander the species as a whole. Alt 2.0 was boiled in sunflower oil upon doing so.
== Trivia ==
*Fear of Breadbugs is called viviartophobia.
Category:Cute
Category:Food
Category:Living food
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