Crap Rusty

Crap Rusty
Much like their real-life counterpart, Rusty, Crap Rusty also finds themselves in situations that cause them great suffering and agony, mainly by Crap Poppy and Crap Bilbo. They will often create rules or even hire henchmen to make sure people do not break their rules. During Joseph's Basics, they would scold Crap Kelloggs or anyone else that broke the rules, despite the fact that even Crap Joe wasn't even following them himself.