Patchy's Mailtime Episode 1

Patchy: ahoy, maties! Welcome to the first episode of patchy's mail time! today I will be answering only 3 of your questions that have been sent to me.
Our first question comes from one rthenoob74wastaken (weird name), and he asks:
"Is Pink Panther a lion?"
patchy: my answer to you is- i have no idea. I dont even know what pink panther is. his name is pink panther so I assume hes a panther. Moving on.
our next question is from a fellow named "SBCA," which i aussme stands for "SpongeBob Cant Already," which is a weird name. they ask:
"how are you"
Patchy: yar, i am glad you asked, SpongeBob Can't Already! i am doing really well. except i had to clean potty's mess.
potty: not my fault im not housetrained squak!
Patchy: QUIET! so we only are answering 1 more question for today, and that comes from someone named "PolarTem," learn to spell ten. they ask:
"besides spongebob what is your favourite cartoon"
Patchy: [music stops] i dont have any other favorite cartoons. [inches towards camera] spongebob is my everything. [static] i cant live without [static] sponge bob. i live and breathe spongebob. I LOVE YOU SPONGE BOB! [lunges towards the camera and technical difficulty screen appears]
Patchy: uh, sorry about that, folks. That's it for this episode of Patchy's MailTime! Make sure you send your questions and I'll answer them!
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