The Ass Car

The Ass Car (also known as the Ass Busters car) is driven by Dashie and was introduced in late August of 2014. It has a logo on the side of it, which is a "no broken xbox's prohibited" symbol, which was created and put on by Dashie. 
It was totaled when MavAttack decided he needed a Resurrection Stone to open a portal to Headspace 3.0, and the two went after Damien, as he had been resurrected recently after a run-in with The Man. Dashie pulled up to the house Damien and C were squatting in, and taunted the two for a few minutes, before realizing that the Jeep in front of them was Brandon and Cory. Dashie drove through the front door, which sent Damien and C running out of the debris and getting into the Jeep. Cory backed the Jeep up, and sped away, thinking after a few minutes of peace that he was free, but the sirens in the distance said otherwise. Within minutes, the Ass Car had caught up to the Jeep, and Damien was shooting out of the back window behind the driver's side. Mav promptly began shooting back at him, but missed every time. Damien hit the Ass Car a few times, but quit when Cory hit a speed bump going 75 miles per hour, making Damien lose his gun. Mav stopped shooting and retreated back into the back of the Ass Car, as Dashie continued hauling behind the Jeep. Cory swerved and hit a U turn and hid the Jeep at Brandon's house, inside of the garage. That didn't stop Dashie, as Dashie just drove through the garage door, making him lose control of the Ass Car and semi-permanently totaling it. Mav had whiplash from the impact, but Dashie was okay. Damien told C to hide as he hid with Brandon, but the Samurai had lost track of where Cory had hidden at. Dashie picked up a knife from the back of the Ass Car and crawled out of the debris left behind from the Ass Car going through the garage door, and snuck into the house. He found where Damien was hiding and went to stab him, but Cory flew out from under a table nearby instantaneously and covered Damien with his back, and ended up getting a deep slash from Dashie. Brandon pinned Dashie to the floor as C jumped up from their hiding spot and began hitting Dashie with a cast iron skillet they had found in the kitchen, while sobbing audibly. Mav fled the scene and went back for Dashie after the Samurai left. Damien carried Cory out to the Jeep, before he grabbed the keys off of his unconscious body and got into the driver's seat. Brandon stayed in the back with Cory, making sure he didn't stop breathing, while C sat next to their father.
Category:The Rivalry
Category:Vehicles
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