LOL!Sans

==Backstory==
LOL!Sans was once a normal sans but his timeline was erased by the ISM. Infuriated Sans sought the power to destroy the ISM. So he went up to Golden Ralsei and killed him because he was canon and Golden Ralsei wasn’t. He then absorbed their power. So he then went to Infinty FANON and killed him 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^Googolplex^Omegaplex^G64^C^TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*TREE 3*^An Inaccessible Cardinal amount of times. He then went to Golden Sans and killed him, then Golden Temmie, then all the golden characters. And he did it multiple times cuz they never died permanently. After that he found and destroyed comedytale. The ISM was ANGERY. He fought LOL!Sans and they battled for millennia until The ISM killed him. BUT HE CAME BACK and punched The ISM in the nutz and found out that that was his weakness. The ISM fled and saved all the other Comedytale characters. Then The Annoying Dog banished him to the meme zone. Since then LOL has been plotting his revenge. Since the ISM’s revenge LOL has been hiding in the shadows ready to kill all the remnants of Comedytale.
==Profile==
===Appearance ===
Sans except he’s a deep fried meme. Also there is a picture.
===Personality===
A N G E R Y. He is very A N G E R Y cuz his au is destroyed. Kind of like bakugo. When he isn’t A N G E R Y he is typically pretty chill.
== Abilities==
=== Tears of Fandom ===
special tears that can do stuff
===LOL Blasters and Bones===
Blaster and bone that makes anything they hit cease its existence out of laughter. Only Meta Fictional and above level characters can survive
===Kil Blasters and Bones===
Blaster and bone dat kil
=== I call Shotgun===
summons a shotgun that can easily obliterate an entire outerverse. It can harm comedytale characters and instakills most joke characters
=== Deep Fry===
Summons a deep fried meme fry that he can use to heal himself and gain more power or just hit people with it and erasing their existence
===Ceasus Existus===
Makes anything cease their existence
===FREE CANDY/GET IN THE VAN===
Says “Hey kid want some candy?” If they say yes and they get in the van he kidnaps them and eats them. If they say no he says “GET IN THE VAN” and pulls them in and eats them.
=== OP characters be like ===
Can become as powerful as they want
===YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY===
Smites someone if they don’t do what he wants them to do
=== Cringe harnessing ===
can harness the power of cringe. He commonly uses it for cringy emojis.
===Falcon Punch===
Punch that destroys whatever it hits. Only Alpha Meta Fictional level characters can take it and survive. Only joke characters can take it without getting put on the brink of death. Only comedytale characters and Gary Sue can take it like a normal punch.
===Falcon Kick===
Same as above except it’s a kick
===L.O.L===
Makes someone laugh so hard that they die because everything is funny and my life is a joke and it’s just so funny and nothing matters LOLOLOLOL
=== B O I===
He finger guns and makes a beam of energy that can erase the concept of existence from existence. It can and usually will erase anything it hits. It cannot be blocked, not even by comedytale characters.
===D A B===
He dabs and creates a shield that is unable to be penetrated or even affected in any way. It reverses the attack on the person who sent it, it inverts the attack to make it helpful and applies it to LOL, and it simply isn’t affected in the slightest as the attack stops applying. It cannot be destroyed, not even by comedytale characters.
=== Unstoppable force vs Immovable object===
If B O I is ever blocked by D A B it will create a paradox that makes everything cease to exist on every level in that canon except the annoying dog (no duh) His endgame move.
===ADD MORe...===
go ahead and add more abilities.
=BOOGEYMAN FORM=
== Abilities ==
He has all his previous abilities but stronger
===Absorb===
Absorbs an entity and gains there power
===Absolute Existence===
Click link
=== Weird fleshy stuff ===
has control over this flesh that comes from his bones that seem to suck everything out of people till they are mindless servants of LOL.
===L.O.L===
Makes an entity laugh so hard that everything becomes funny. All is a joke. My life is a joke. Nothing matters. LOLOLOLOL
=== T.R.O.L.L===
Makes a being stop existing out of rage
===Divorce Papers===
Can separate any fusion or split anything in half with the things that split in half mind’s shattered
===Adoption Papers ===
Can adopt anything so that eh owns it. No exceptions
===I AM THE MANAGER===
Becomes the manager of anything so that he can erase the person who asked to speak to the manager
=M.A.N.A.G.E.R=
== Abilities ==
===Absolute Omnipotence===
Self Explanatory
===Absolute Omniscience===
Self Explanatory
===Absolute Omnipresence ===
Self Explanatory
=== Absolute Omnilock ===
Exists outside of everything beyond even omnipotence.
===Absolute Transcendence===
Transcends everything by an infinite amount of all levels that exists and don’t exist.
===Absolute Arsenal===
Has all powers that exist, don’t exist, can exist, will exist, can’t exist, won’t exist, could exist, couldn’t exists, etc
==TRUE FORM==
=CANNOT BE DESCRIBED, VISUALIZED, ENCAPSULATED, OR COMPREHENDED IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. BEYOND COMPREHENSION. IMPOSSIBLE TO EXIST WITHIN FICTION. DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT EXIST AND THEREFORE ISNT AFFECTED BY IT. ONLY WE CAN AFFECT HIM. AS POWERFUL AS DISTASTE FINAL PHASE=
== Relationships ==
=== The ISM ===
Mortal Enemy. ISM is the one who destroyed his AU so it makes sense that he wants to kill him.
=== All of comedytale ===
Targets for assasination.
=== Gary Sue ===
Respected Rival. They fought one time and were roughly equal in power. He also likes him cuz he thinks that Gary created Infinity Fanon even though he didn’t.
=== The Forgotten OC ===
Master. He serves him in a hope to make this fandom pay for what they have done.
== Trivia ==
* He hates ISM the most because the ISM destroyed his AU and nearly defeated him.
*LOL still rivals base ISM to this day because Gary Sue confirmed that LOL was around as powerful as himself and therefore as powerful as the ISM
*LOL nearly killed ANIME!Frisk once but narrative complexity gave her the time to escape.
*LOL has easily killed Spaghetti Toriel but ISM made her come back
*WOOOOOooooo has trapped LOL in the comedytale void (which is really just the goop on WOOOooooo and also the stuff in his coffee cup) but LOL escaped
*LOL actually hangs out with Anime!Frisk sometimes because he likes anime. It was after there fight when they started hanging out.
*LOL almost killed Comedytale sans but Anime!Frisk asked him not to and LOL just left disappointed because he did not want to argue with comedytale frisk right now as his Minecraft dog just got killed. He beat the crap out of Infinty FANON later though and brought back his dog so it’s fine now.
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Category:Joke
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