Ristar 8: Spaghetti Finale Royalee

Ristar 8: Spaghetti Finale Royalee is the final game in timeline 2 of the Ristar series.
== Overview ==
Ristar 8 ties everything from the timeline together in a grand finale fitting of it's 100% rotten tomatoes score.
== Gameplay ==
Ristar 8's gameplay is exactly like RARAAESSAAE's gameplay with some added rpg (such as leveling) elements from Ristarpg 2. It drops the hit or miss mechanics however. It comes out to feel a lot like a beat-em-up/GTA game. It even has a freeplay mode where you can run around Toronto and just mess around.
== Story Mode ==
The story mode for the game is split into two different stories, Living and Dead. After completing both stories you gain access to the finale story.
== Plot ==
=== Living Story ===
The living story starts with R1574R inside his cell in Zanzibar Prison. He has been in for a week and he's already starting to crack. The game has an opening montage of Ristar's life in his cell all leading up to his execution. His signature smile is slowly turned into a frown.
==== After the 3 Months ====
After the montage it's finally the day of Ristar's execution. 2 prison guards cuff Ristar and walk him to the execution room. Ristar is put into the electric chair meanwhile on the other side of the glass sits several prison wardens on break, many journalists, and the President (Kanye West). The rag is put over Ristar's head. He can't see anything but he knows it's only the 2 guards in the room besides the gathering of people on the other side of the glass. One of the guards asks him if he has any last words.
R1574R: I'd like to say that I die with no regrets. I was built with a purpose that i have fulfilled. Everything that I've done to get me here was incidental. I am done with my life both figuratively and literally.
Guard 1: Sorry pal but you're not done yet.
R1574R: What?
Guard 2: He said you ain't done. You've still got a job to do.
(Ristar can hear people behind the glass begin talking louder.)
Guard 1: Sorry for taking so long Ristar.
(He hears the guards make some kind of swift movement then several gun shots. The crowd screams.)
(The cloth over Ristar's is taken off.)
Ristar: Sir Rat Knos! Com Raddy "Red" Star!
Rat Knos: hey dawg yippity dip what's goin onnnnn
Ristar: (makes cool gesture)
Red: come on comrades we must get outta here
R1574R, Red, and Rat Knos escape zanzibar prison and flee to canada to escape.
==== Once in Toronto ====
Ristar: whats going on why did you guys say i wasnt done yet
Red: hes back ristar well not him but rather his son.
Ristar: who?
Rat Knos: breads son barkley the shortbread demon, corns son.
Ristar: oh god i knew things were bad but not this bad
BtSD: hehehehehe im back again and about time to
Ristar: hetero blast !!
BtSD: (absorb) ahaha i stored it for later so i can kill you with you rown attack
Ristar: im immune you isiot
Red: for country!! (stabs BtSD with shank)
BtSD: (absord and grabs Red) your weak red you lack gay.
Red: ...
(BtSD flies away.)
Rat Knos: oh yeah that's the good stuff
Ristar: woah hey gimme some of that (does crystal meth)
Red: (makes angry face) that dude is a meany
The gang then goes to find a base of operations.
==== At Granraddy Star's Home ====
Red: knock knock
Granraddy Star: who's there
Red: your 2nd cousin twice removed
Granraddy: your 2nd cousin twice removed who?
Red: hour End dozen slice shoobety dooved
Granraddy: alright you may enter
Red: hey comrade me and my friends need a home base of operations
Granraddy: ok you can use the treehouse
Red: ok
(goes to treehouse)
Rat Knos: oh yeah that's the good stuff
Voice: hey gimme some of that
Rat Knos: woah ristar you sound different
Voice: im not ristar im Penguo the Sinister Demon
Ristar: a-AGH a demon !!
PtSD: im not a demon im a clown
Red: then why is demon in your name?
PtSD: so it can be abbreviated to ptsd and it will be funy
Ristar: ok but why are you in granraddy's treehouse
PtSD: what haven't you ever heard of "the clown in your treehouse"
Rat Knos: ok yeah ive heard of that
Red: oh okay
Ristar: ok guys what's our plan of action
Red: BtSD is planning to gather all the Homonyms of the world with his absorbing power.
Ristar: Homonyms?
Rat Knos: words that are spelled and pronounced the same, yet have different meanings. so what's he gonna do with all the homonyms?
Red: i dont know but it can't be good
Ristar: looks like we have to collect them all, how many are there?
Rat Knos: 251
Ristar: wow rat knos you sure know a lot about homonyms
Rat Knos: you could say it's a bit of a hobby of mine.
They then set out to gather all 251 of the true homonyms.
==== After Gathering Half of the Homonyms ====
==== BtSD: (Poof) AHAHAhahaha it has come to my attention that you are trying to obtain a wrench in my plans. ====
Ristar: you wont succeed shortbread!
BtSD: jokes on you starboy! i have a secret weapon eheeeee (activates switch on floor)
BtSD: Manch Machine activate!!
Manch Machine: schwososhchwowoowoosh
Red: no all of hour homonyms!
All 251 homonyms get sent to BtSD's possesions.
End of Living Story.
=== Dead Story ===
The dead story starts with Steve Jobs, Grey Ristar, Science Ghost, and Clownboy all appearing the Universe 2 Ghost Tower.
Grey Ristar: Where are we? The Ghost Tower?
Clownboy: Yes! We made it to Universe 2.
Steve Jobs: Now what?
Clownboy: well now we gotta find a way to come back to life and then we can defeat radical red ristar wherever he is
Grey Ristar: well how are we supposed to do that?
Science Ghost: yeah i thought the point of dying is that you can't come back
Cloaked Figure: so you want to be revived huh? i think i know a way...
Steve Jobs: hey who are you? take off your cloak.
Cloaked Figure: i cannot take off my cloak as i was cursed to keep it on.
Clownboy: that seems shady, i mean you got cursed for a reason right? how do we know we can trust you?
Grey Ristar: guys chill im getting a good feeling from this guy
CF: Yes listen to your grey friend, im only trying to help all of us, after all im dead too and desire to be alive.
Clownboy: alright fine if you know a way to get us back i guess we dont have a choice
Science Ghost: what do we have to do
CF: do any of you know of the dimension juice?
All: uh no?
CF: its a type of juice that can send anyone who touches it to another dimension
Steve Jobs: okay that's cool but how does that help us
CF: well you see, ghost town itself is a dimension. so all we have to do is find the dimension juice in ghost town, and then we can use it to get back to life
Clownboy: alright so how do we find it?
CF: well legend has it, in order to make it appear you must defeat the 16 guardian of Phantomopolis
Grey Ristar: alright guys let's do it!
==== After Defeating all 16 Guardians ====
Clownboy: alright we did it, now where is the dimension juice?
CF: oh look here it is behind this curtain!
Steve Jobs: okay so now we just jump in?
CF: no! we have to know what dimension to go to
Clownboy: well we have no idea what dimension radical red ristar is in
CF: radical red... ristar? that name feels odd to say for me...
Steve Jobs: well what would he want to do, maybe that can help figure out where he would want to be
Clownboy: well in the past he's wanted the whole world to turn gay
CF: ...?
Clownboy: i suppose he would want to go to the dimension with the most people alive in it, so we just gotta go to that dimension
Grey Ristar: i guess that makes sense
CF: ok then... uh everybody think of a place with billions and billions of people in it
Clownboy: alright let's do this
(all jump into the pool of dimension juice and are sent to the real world)
End of Dead Story
=== Finale Story ===
==== Finale Chapter 1: Historia ====
Ristar and gang sit in the treehouse trying to think of a plan to defeat BtSD now that he has all of the homonyms.
R1574R: agh my head hurts... what do we do guys?
Penguo: does this guy happen to have a weakness that you know of?
R1574R: no idiot if we knew he had a weakness then we would already be trying to exploit it! agh Rat Knos pass me some of that crystal meth
Sir Rat Knos: sure man however much you want
R1574R: (does crystal meth) ugh this isn't helping
Com Raddy Star: are you alright comrade?
Ristar: no i feel like my own brain is trying to kill me, or i guess i dont have a brain. my circuits rather.
Penguo: if it's a problem with your circuits you think you should go have some computer whiz try and fix it?
R1574R: computer whiz? oh yeah like Kanye!
Com Raddy Star: Kanye?
R1574R: my creator, Lord Kanye. He'll probably know what to do!
Rat Knos: where can we find him?
R1574R: we'll have to go back to that pool of dimension juice and go back to his dimension
Com Raddy Star: alright let's go then!
(All go through the dimension juice R1574R entered the real world with.)
Lord Kanye: hello who's there?
R1574R: Kanye! im having some troubles with my head and i was wondering of you could check it for me?
Lord Kanye: That's LORD Kanye and yeah sure just lemme go into sergery
(3 hours later)
Lord Kanye: Alright im done with my sergary looks like you have a concussion
R1574R: a concussion? man i knew things were bad but not this bad
Lord Kanye: yeah normally you shouldn't be able to get a concussion unless you did crystal meth or something
R1574R: wait what
Lord Kanye: well duh your weakness is crystals, if you did crystal meth then well i dont wanna think of what would happen then...
R1574R: Lord Kanye, i might've...
Lord Kanye: no... no no this can't be happening cause if you did crystal meth then- and you got a concussion- that can only mean one thing.. you've gone and created him
R1574R: Whoooooo?? what gonna happen to me kanye??
Lord Kanye: well nothings gonna happen to you but...
(R1574R's head opens revealing a hidden compartment where a box shoots out.)
(The box transforms into...)
D4RK R1574R: AAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHA YOU HETEROS ARE SO STUPID EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHHH
Lord Kanye: NOOOOOo
(Kanye pulls a switch on the floor)
(everyone is pushed by robots into the dimension juice and sent back to the real world)
==== Finale Chapter 2: Cloak and Dagger ====
Steve Jobs: is this the real life?
Clownboy: yes we made it!! Now we have to- wait who are you?
White Cloaked Figure: i was woken up by all the racket you created by killing those 16 guardians and i followed you here to this dimension
Clownboy: yeah but who are you?
WCF: doesnt matter im hungry (runs away to find food)
Black Cloaked Figure: maybe it was some other cursed person
Science Guy: oh hey CF
Grey Ristar: i got a good feeling from that guy too
Steve Jobs: hmm i wonder who it is
Clownboy: ok whatever we need to find radical red ristar thats whats important
Science Guy: how do we do that
Clownboy: i think... that you are the key science ghost
Science Guy: Me? Why Me?
Clownboy: our boy triple R is totally anti-science so just use your science intuition to lead you to the least sciency person
Science Guy: ok i'll try my best
(Science Guy closes his eyes and starts walking in a random direction)
Grey Ristar: i hope this works
==== Finale Chapter 3: D4RKN355 ====
(R1574R, Com Raddy Star, Sir Rat Knos, Penguo the Sinister Demon, and D4RK R1574R are all back in real life.)
R1574R: Wait who are you?
D4RK R1574R: I'm you, but gay!
R1574R: oh god
D4RK R1574R: and now i must kill all hetero sexuals, but first i need to build power so bye heteros
(he leaves)
Com Raddy Star: interesting guy
Sir Rat Knos: indeed
Penguo: well im a hetero and i dont wanna die so we gotta stop him
R1574R: yeah obviously
Com Raddy Star: hmm yeah we do i dont like him
Sir Rat Knos: (nods while looking at the ground lost in thought)
==== Finale Chapter 4: Dowsing ====
Science Guy: you know i think this might be working
Clownboy: you sure we're going the right way?
Steve Jobs: yeah we're heading straight towards canada
Science Guy: it's definitely this way
Grey Ristar: hey can we stop off at cedar point first
Clownboy: what
Science Guy: yeah i need a break
Steve Jobs: well if science guy wants to i guess we have to
Clownboy: alright fine, we'll have some fun
(they spend a day at cedar point)
Clownboy: alright that was fun *beep beep*
Grey Ristar: what's that?
Steve Jobs: an iphone?
Clownboy: ah no it's my clown network pager
Grey Ristar: clown network?
Clownboy: yeah the network all clowns keep somebody's asking advice
Science Guy: what kind of advice
Clownboy: "does anyone know what you would do with a bunch of words?"
Steve Jobs: i once knew a guy who stole some words before
Science Guy: you've been playing to much kingdom hearts, steve
Grey Ristar: there are some words i dont like and i wish they didnt exist.
Steve Jobs: maybe someone would steal words that they dont like and then destroy them?
Clownboy: alright i'll say that
(they continue to follow science guy's feelings)
==== Finale Chapter 5: Destroyer of Words ====
Penguo: "maybe someone would steal words that they dont like and then destroy them"
Ristar: that might make sense
Com Raddy Star: you think for some reason he doesnt like homonyms?
Rat Knos: why wouldn't he like homonyms? they're great.
Ristar: i dont know but it seems like this is our only idea of what he might be doing
BtSD: (poof) AhahahahHAhaHAhahhHAHAHA my ears are burning !!!
R1574R: what how'd you find us in this treehouse?
BtSD: im really smart that's how! ahahaahAHAHah
Com Raddy Star: what do you want with us now?
BtSD: im worried you might try and stop me! ! so now im gonna kill you ! aha
(BtSD destroys everything around them in a 50 ft radius)
Com Raddy Star: wow that's some power
BtSD: that's right now see this power (starts charging big bazer beam)
Ristar: oh god he's gonna kill Rat Knos he's pointing it at him
Rat Knos: do be do doo de da oh man i love this song
Ristar: oh god he's got his airpods in he cant hear us
???: not if i can help it (blocks)
BtSD: no what how come it didnt work
???: im imune to bazer cause im BISEXUAL
Penguo: who are you?
???: me? you can call me Grey Ristar!
==== Finale Chapter 6: Revelations ====
R1574R: Ristar? who knew there were so many me
Others: we're here too
Steve Jobs: Steve Jobs!
Clownboy: Clownboy!
Science Guy: And me Science Guy!
Com Raddy Star: no way...
Clownboy: we're here to defeat you Radical Red Ristar!
Com Raddy Star: what? radical red ristar?
Penguo: we dont know any radical red ristars... we know a R1574R, D4RK R1574R, and now grey ristar.
Science Guy: well he's an anti-science person and this is a super anti-science area, he's somewhere around here
R1574R: maybe it's BtSD?
BtSD: i dont know what you're talking about
Steve Jobs: wait... D4RK R1574R? As in Dark Ristar?
R1574R: you know him?
Steve Jobs: yeah he was the one who killed me
Rat Knos: he's killing already?
D4RK R1574R: i haven't killed anyone, ive barely had enough time to be gay, did you know they have bars full of gay people here? thats amazing man
R1574R: D4RK R1574R!
Steve Jobs: yeah that's not the guy who killed me, equally as gay tho
Clownboy: hmm
D4 (D4RK R1574R): anyway, mr shortbread, i hear your the big bad around here, what do ya say we team up, i got some of my own badness to share
BtSD: hmm... no! ahahhahAHAHAahahaaH i hate gay people
Com Raddy Star: What??
R1574R: that's it!
Penguo: what?
R1574R: That's why he stole the homonyms! to destroy the homo!
BtSD: so you AHahza finally figured it out hAH
BtSD: i will destroy all the gays in this worlds aAHhaHHAZha
D4: yeah there's no way ill let that happen (charges gayzer)
BtSD: hetero blast !!
D4: a-OUYA!
R1574R: that's the hetero blast he absorbed from me earlier!
BtSD: and now i'll finish the job with a homonym! Beam!! (shoots a beam at D4RK R1574R)
???: sorry but i cant let you kill him! (destroys beam)
BtSD: well i guess you helped me get rid of one of the homonyms
Clownboy: woah black cloaked figure?
BCF: yeah but thats not my name (pulls off black cloak)
Steve Jobs: no way it's... it's...
Grey Ristar: It's... my love!
R1574R: No way...
Steve Jobs: Dark Ristar!
R1574R: but i killed you!
Dark Ristar: well i came back to life thanks to these heteros breaking my curse!
Grey Ristar: Im bi, and totally available by the way.
Science Guy: wait how did we break your curse?
Dark Ristar: remember those 16 guardians? they weren't hiding the dimension juice, they were holding my curse
Clownboy: damn... he played us...
Dark Ristar: hey, D4RK R1574R, you weren't able to block that hetero blast because you arent gay enough yet
D4: yeah tell me about it what do we do to stop this guy?
Dark Ristar: we still have the power to stop him, we gotta do a gayzer together
D4: alright lets do it
Steve Jobs: i can't believe these guys are on our side now
R1574R: crazy how things work out
Dark R1574Rs: Gayzer!!
???: oops looks like i got in the way
Penguo: who...?
Rat Knos: wait...
Com Raddy Star: no... but he was killed in zanzibar...
R1574R: Insanical Com! I can't believe it!
Penguo: Who is he?
Com Raddy Star: an old gang member of ours
Insanical "Spine" Com: aha yeah im here but i gotta be honest
Rat Knos: i thought for sure you had died in that fight Spine
Spine: well that's the thing... im not spine, my real identity is... (takes off glasses)
All: huh? Who are you?
BtCD: no... can it be? father?
Spine?: that's right son it's me Barkley the Cornbread Demon!
BtSD: father!
BtCD: son! now let's destroy these gays
BtSD: alright!
Barkleys: Big Bazer - oh wait that word was destroyed- Big Bazer Blast!
Rat Knos: no dad! (blocks and survives)
All: dad?
Dark Ristar: you shouldn't have been able to survive that unless... your gay!
R1574R: rat knos what's going on here
Rat Knos: R1574R, flip my name around.
R1574R: Knos Sir Rat
Rat Knos: now flip each word around
R1574R: sonK Ris Tar... Sonk Ristar!?
Dark Ristar: Son!
Sonk Ristar: that's right it's me dad
Dark Ristar: nice, alright all together now
Dark boys: Gayzer!!
Barkleys: Aaabsorb!! ahaha!
BtCD: nice move you picked up there son
BtSD: thanks
Clownboy: oh no
Barkleys: now its time... to die AHAHahHahGahhagHahahhazzzzHAAHG
R1574R: damn do these guys have any weakness
Barkleys: nope
???: they do have a weakness, and it's me
All: who?
Science Guy: wait it that's other cloaked guy
WCF: yeah but guess what
Dark Ristar: no way...
(throws off white cloak)
R1574R: wait a second
Ristar: that's right babyyy im back
Dark Ristar: Ristar!? You died, i killed you?
Ristar: yeah well our curses were one and the same, they needed balance in ghost town
Dark Ristar: well damn
R1574R: who knew there were so many me...
Ristar: who knew there were so many me indeed. hello my friend!
R1574R: alright man, its BtCD and his son let's do this
Ristar: i didnt think you knew BtCD?
R1574R: Kanye coded him into my memory
Ristar: ah that kanye, good man
BtCD: alright guys stop with the reunion
Ristar: alright barkleys time for your defeat
Com Raddy Star: hold on guys since we're all giving out our secret identities...
R1574R: oh come on
Com Raddy Star: it has come to my attention that some of you are trying to find a certain red ristar (takes off hat)
Clownboy: that's him! Radical Red Ristar!
RRR: thats right i thought i could hide out here in this universe but this whole thing has gotten out of hand
R1574R: damn are all my friends secretly evil? Penguo are you secretly a ristar too? Clownristar?
Penguo: nope im just a clown, i do like bestiality tho
R1574R: okay too much
Steve Jobs: damn this is crazy, why are there so ristars
R1574R: yeah man what the fuck
Barkleys and Dark Ristars: *whispering* hey RRR come over here
RRR: uh okay
Them: *whispering*
BtCD: ok losers-
D4: heteros!
BtCD: uh yeah. us evil folk are making a truce to defeat you guys
Ristar: welp guess theres only one thing to do
(5 day battle)
Barkleys: noooooooo (being killed)
Ristar: not my first run in with you's easy to kill
D4RK R1574R: agh you guys scare me so much
Clownboy & Penguo: Double Clown super attack! !
D4: noooooooo! (destroyed)
Sonk Ristar: gay blast
Grey Ristar: thanks i love it
Sonk Ristar: dangit
Grey Ristar: now perish!
Sonk Ristar: (perishes)
Dark Ristar: i killed you once now i can do it again!
R1574R: that wasnt the same me! also i killed you idiot
Dark Ristar: shut up idiot
Steve Jobs: here R1574R take this (throws crystal)
R1574R: thanks (bashes head with crystal)
Dark Ristar: (dies)
RRR: you'll never defeat me
Clownboy: you're the last one left
RRR: i wouldn't be so hasty (revives BtCD)
BtCD: muahaha thanks ill never be defeated!
???: for every light, there's dark, for every bark, theres a spine
Ristar: wait i know you
Darkspistar: its been a while
Ristar: how did you get here from the other multiverse?
Clownboy: it must have been the massive honk disjointing reality
Ristar: damn
BtCD: no!
Darkspistar: (does whatever a darkspistar does) I hate you!
BtCD: (dies for real)
RRR: damn well i only have one weakness so you still cant beat me unless you have the weakness
Science Guy: (exists)
RRR: oh no (dies)
End of Universe 2
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