Big Nate vs. Greg Heffley

Big Nate vs. Greg Heffley is the 5th battle of Epic Rap Battles Parothese, it was made by TheWuzShadyFilmMaker.
== Greg Heffley ==
*I'm a bestseller, entertaining kids of all ages!
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Both of our books started when we were only in the sixth grade?!
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Each of us have a love for girls and comic strips!
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You call yourself Big Nate? You're only 4 foot 6!
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What's up with your hair? You'll be looking like a fool!
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Your "Little Nate" books are lame, I'm considered cool!
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Now I'm in need of a good laugh, so I'm gonna give you a shot at the mic,
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Alright?
==Big Nate==
*Look at this, I'm battling a 3-year-old version of Charlie Brown!
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At least in my series, I wasn't considered a clown.
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It's a diary, I mean, it's written on the cover!
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You got a metal-head teen and a wreck of a scene, and they are your brothers!
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Step back! I was told in which you have the Cheese Touch!
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You took the blame for Rowley, so I'm guessing that's sort of a plus.
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HA! Your insults are weak, just like the chances
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of you ca-pwning Fregley in a wrestling match!
==Greg Heffley==
*Laughs* Well what did I say, kid?
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It appears I've won this battle, so it's best you just exit!
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I ought to stuff you in my backpack!
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It appears you ain't EVER going to come back!
== Big Nate ==
*I said step back, you're accused of touching the cheese!
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Stop focusing on your raps and work on your friendship with Rowley!
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This battle is over! Congrats, you lost!
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Now I ought to be leaving the building Like a Boss!
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