Vaas Montenegro/Quotes

Source: Far Cry 3 oasisstrings.txt
==Make a Break for It==
*Huh? Jumping out of airplanes, flying like birds? [Laughs] Fuck, that is crazy.
*I like this phone, this is a nice fucking phone.
*So, what do we have here? Grant and Jason from California, huh? Huh? Well, I hope your mama and your papa really really love you, because you two white boys look very expensive. And that's good because I like expensive things. I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?
*Do you want me to slice you open like I did your friend? Shut the fuck up, okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick. Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. Hey! You fuck! Look me in the eye! You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up! Or you die.
*What is it Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did up there? What, is this not fun anymore? Have I failed to entertain you?!
*You see, the thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance way up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here, down here...? You hit the ground.
*It's okay. I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna relax because you, moi, and your tough guy brother, we are going to have a lot of fun together while we wait for the money.
*I just hope that you two pieces of fucks are more entertaining than your friends. Ta-ta, Bye-bye. Gets you every fucking time man.
*Ah, memories. Memories, they last a lifetime. But the thing is about times is? Times change and shit gets old and buried really fast. I hear people say all the time, all the time--family is priceless, family is priceless. No, no, no, no, please...that is fucking bullshit. Family is an anchor when you are, the fucking Titanic.
*You killed my brother you motherfucker [Laugh]. Vaas is so mean, huh? Really. No no, Vaas is a meanie hoo hoo.
*[Laughing] What? Huh? What, you want to run? Huh, you want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean you come here, with your , with your pretty boy face, right, and your pretty boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me. You want to fuck with me. I like that, no, I respect that.
*I'm gonna give you 30 seconds and if this jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will.[whistle] Go, go.
*What are you, fucking deaf?
*I said get the fuck outta here you chicken fuck!
*Run Forrest, run!
*Run Forrest, run!
==Prison Break-in==
*I want you to say, "Mom, Dad…"
*I love you.
*That's very nice. I want you to do it again.
*With more emotion. You can do it, honey, come on.
*Benjamin, Benny, Ben. I'm directing this film right now, ok?
*Could you please stop swearing? OK? We are in the presence of a lady actress.
*Fuck me? Did you see what you just did? You just turned my actress against me. Now get the fuck out of here. Disappear.
*I wanna apologize for my friend and his complete lack of tact, okay? This guy's a complete asshole.
*We're gonna win the Oscar for this, okay?
* Tears. That's right, keep going.
* What did your mother tell you about swearing?
==Island Port Hotel==
*Who give you that ink, hmm? I asked you a question: who give you that ink, hmm? Citra give you that ink? My sister give you that ink, huh? You think that makes you one of us? You think that makes you like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive a bullet through my sisters' skull. Like I did your brother Grant.
*You are angry, Jason. You are angry. OK, I get that, I get it. I mean without family, who the fuck are we? There was a time where I would do anything for my sister, you know? First time I ever killed was for my sister. But that was not enough for her. No, no, no, no, no, please.
*You see the thing about our loved ones, right? Our fucking loved ones, they come and they blindside you every fucking time.
*So they say to me, they say, "Vaas! Vaas! Who the fuck is it going to be? Them or me? Me or them?
*Like, you know, like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice!
*By the way, this lighter really sucks. You know, so much for poetics.
*It's really too bad that Citra had to ink you up. Because now the only way to kill you is to erase you completely.
*Shhhhh... It's OK. Don't cry. It's OK.
*Jason, I swear to God, man. It's truly beautiful that you are willing to die for the one you love... Let’s give these lovers some privacy.
==Meet Citra==
*You are so close to the end. come on! End it!
==Ambush==
*Hey, Jason, did you miss me?
==A Man Named Hoyt==
*Why, boss, you planning a parade?
*You know what, I do not give a fuck about him. I don't give a fuck.
*Once you've got the ransom money, his friends are gonna be sold like that[snaps]. I shot his older brother. I did what you wanted with his younger brother. It's my sister, she's inking that white boy--
*Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.
==Warrior Rescue Service==
*Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
*Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy. But the first time somebody told me that, I don't know, I thought they were bullshitting me so, boom, I shot him.
*The thing is, okay... he was right. And then I started to see it everywhere I looked. Everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over and over and over and over again. Thinking 'This time, it's gonna be different. No, no, no, no please! This time it’s gonna be different.'
*I am sorry. I don't like the way... you are looking at me! Okay? You have a fucking problem in your head? Do you think I'm bullshitting you? Do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay, fuck you! It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... All right. The thing is, I killed you once already. And it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. It’s like water under the bridge.
*Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
==Payback==
* The pain will stop once Jason Brody is dead... The pain will stop once Jason Brody is dead... The pain will stop once Jason Brody is dead...
*Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think I knew you were coming, right? I don't need surprise to kill you.
*And the thing is, I did not bring you here. You walked in here by your own goddamn self! And now here you are trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat.
* Ah, Jason, Jason, Jason! You've rekindled my faith in televised entertainment!
*I'll pay ten grand to the first motherfucker that get me Jason Brody's nutsack. Oh, Jason, Jason, Jason! You come to fuck with me in MY OWN house for a bitch, for Citra.
*Don't worry, hermano, don't worry. I don't like my family either. When you meet me, OK? When you see me, you better thank me, because I am gonna free your soul.
*Jason, look at you. I mean look at you. Stupid motherfucking white boy. You come here in MY fucking jungle and you think you're a fucking warrior, you think you know what it takes to fucking kill?
*Nice one! That's it... work your way up. C'mon, puta, I am waiting for you, motherfucker. Bring it! Bring it!
* The thing is, I am not crazy. I never was. But you are.
*Peek-a-boo motherfucker.
*The world is on a diagonal. I am the balancing point.
*Way up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger! But hermano...
* Citra give you that ink, huh? Did she tell you were ready for battle, huh? Did you fuck her like a good little warrior?
* You know all you've ever been since you came here, hermano, is a broken game. But that's okay, because I played you.
*Are you enjoying my sister's company? Huh? She's gonna make you a warrior out of you? You're so fucked, Jason. C'mon motherfucker. Pull the trigger! Let's go, shoot me! Shoot ME! End this fucking misery!
*We are so fucked...we are so fucked up, Jason.
*Who are you, huh? Who the fuck are you? You are me... and I am you. I have come to deliver you. I've come to deliver us.
*Take me into your heart. Accept me as your savior. Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be REBORN!
*You are so close to the end. Come on! End it! We are so fucked. End it! End it! Who are you, huh? Who the fuck are you? Come! I'm waiting for you motherfucker. Come! I am going to find every piece of your fucking body, you motherfucker! I have come to deliver you. I've come to deliver us! You are me and I am you. She's gonna make a warrior out of you.
*You are so close to the end… Come on! End it!
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