Bosun Bill (Beta Mix) - Sea of Thieves

"Bosun Bill (Beta Mix) - Sea of Thieves" is a high quality rip of the beta mix of "Bosun Bill" from Sea of Thieves.
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== Jokes ==
At the start, a person voicing over the text from "Apology." begins playing. After the first two slides, it switches to a pirate-themed parody of "Apology.", with the narration changing to one in the style of a pirate talking and the text changing to one on a pirate type font, with the advertised track playing in the background. At 1:59, the advertised track is replaced by an unknown song.
== Transcript ==
Hey guys.
I'm really sorry.
Someone aboard the ship loaded a cannon without consent which led to some extremely large holes in the starboard.
The cannon in question has been taken off deck.
The scallywag who did this has been made ta walk the plank.
Aye matey, ah really didn't mean fer this ta happen.
T'was not a part o' the voyage for this ship, nor do I want anyone ta think it was.
I understand ye pirates won't just ferget what happened.
Nor do I expect ye to.
I felt I had to make this ta clear up any (undARRRstandable) doubts about thine type o' cargo on this here ship.
We've always been makin' sure this fine vessel can stay afloat.
Every enemy ship we board, every piece o' eight we sell be fer that goal.
We don't find subjectin' our crew to a big blasted hole in the side o' the ship funny at all.
T'was in extremely bad taste.
And while a lot of our crew fools around after a hearty drink o' rum sometimes, we would never do anythin' as salacious as sinkin' this ship!
I just wanted ta address this on this here crew meetin', as I did with Twitter.
...Twitter o' course, bein' the trusty parrot sittin' on me shoulder right now.
Twitter: *Squawk!* "I'm Twitter the trusty parrot! Tweet tweet!"
Aye, we screwed up royally.
We're all extremely frustrated that somethin' like this happened, and we will make sure that it does not happen again.
Anyway, I think ye get the gist o' it by now.
This ship will resume its voyage, back to sail the seven seas.
This whole incident was never meant to be a part o' the voyage.
I be sorr--
Avast, could it be?
Why it is! That be the HMS Harlequin, those scurvy-ridden bastards!
The scallywag musta been a mole fer the enemy crew!
Man the cannons, boys! ARRR!!!
== Trivia ==
*This rip was uploaded on "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
*The mention of "Harlequin" at the end of the narration references the Puzzle Room incident which prompted the video "Apology." to be made in response.
== See also ==
*Talk Like a Pirate Day
Category:Rips referencing other rips
Category:Rips featuring Puzzle Room