ウェルカム・トゥ・ザ・大三元ランド (Welcome to the Daisangenland)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Dr=FunkBeat boastfully presents Daisangen land's chronogeometrical parade	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Dr=FunkBeat boastfully presents Daisangen land's chronogeometrical parade	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Dr=FunkBeat boastfully presents Daisangen land's chronogeometrical parade
大天才のターン 	daitensai no taan 	The Great Genius’s move
 	 	
撃ち抜いたの裏側で 	uchinuita moraru no uragawa de 	If the mechanized sheep dance
が踊れば 	mekinaizudoshiipu ga odoreba 	On the flip side of morals that have been shot down
『クライン』も見るワンダーランド 	“kurain” mo yume miru wandaarando 	They’ll go to the wonderland even Klein had (bad) dreams about
また二つとない　逝かれた物語 	mata futatsu to nai ikareta monogatari 	It’s a one-of-a-kind crazy murder story!“Ikareta” usually means “crazy,” but is here written as the passive past tense of a verb meaning “to die” (so it’s something like “was killed/has been killed”).
 	 	
ハーッハッハッハッハー！　どこへ行く？ 	haahhahhahhahhaa! doko e yuku? 	Haahahahahaa! Where do you think you’re going?
Gimme a break! 拘束！　照明！ 	Gimme a break! kousoku! shoumei! 	Gimme a break! Restraint! Illumination!
華やかに　開園だ 	hanayaka ni kaien da 	It’s spectacular
 	 	
加速幻想ライド　液化現実ショー 	kasoku gensou raido ekika genjitsu shoo 	It’s our grand opening! High-speed fantasy rides, liquefaction live shows
お待ちかね　ウェルカム・トゥ・ザ・大三元ランド 	omachikane werukamu tu za daisangenrando 	It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for: Welcome to Daisangenland!Daisangen, or “Big Three Dragons,” is a winning hand in mahjongg, also referenced in the previous Dr. Funk=Beat song Hyper Gore Musasabi Stick Disappearing Genius. “Daisangenland” also, of course, happens to sound a bit like “Disneyland.” (The voiceover at the very beginning of the song is also reminiscent of Disney’s Main Street Electrical Parade.)
魅力的にグリート　もっと支離滅裂 	miryokuteki ni guriito motto shirimetsuretsu 	We’ll greet you charmingly, and with more confusion,
笑え泣けもがき楽しめ 	warae nake mogaki tanoshime 	You’ll laugh, cry, struggle, enjoy yourself!
絶大効果　どうだ？　それがハッピーだ 	zetsudai kouka dou da? sore ga happii da 	How do you like our amazing special effects? That’s happiness
 	 	
「おっとプレゼントの時間だ。さぁ好きな箱を選べ。 	"otto purezento no jikan da. saa sukina hako o erabe. 	“Oh, I almost forgot, it’s present time! Come on, choose whichever box you want.
ここにあるものは全て甘くて哀しい味がするぞ 	koko ni aru mono wa subete amakute kanashii aji ga sur uzo 	Everything here has a sweetly sad flavor…
・・・・・・この天才もだ」 	......kono tensai mo da" 	just like this genius.”
 	 	
“Hey,FunkBeat! Why does this box change shape? 	“Hey, FunkBeat! Why does this box change shape? 	“Hey, FunkBeat! Why does this box change shape?
Is this a triangle?rectangle?” 	Is this a triangle? rectangle?” 	Is this a triangle? rectangle?”
 	 	
「幸せに形などいらないからな」 	"shiawase ni katachi nado iranai kara na" 	“Because happiness needs no shape.”
 	 	
満ちるチョコレートの川を超え 	michiru chokoreeto no kawa o koe 	Crossing the river filled with chocolate,
貴様は思うだろう「」 	kisama wa omo udarou "shú néng shēng qiǎo" 	You may think, “Practice makes perfect”
誰もが羨むセンス・オブ・ワンダーランドへ 	dare mo ga urayamu sensu obu wandaarando e 	“I want to go, I want to pass on to
行きたい　逝きたい　絶対　超絶に 	ikitai ikitai zettai chouzetsu ni 	The Sense-of-Wonder-land that’s the envy of all, transcendentally”
熱烈歓迎打 	rèliè huānyíng dǎ 	We’ll hit you with a warm welcome.
 	 	
熱烈歓迎　打！ 	netsuretsu kangei da! 	We’ll hit you with a warm welcome!This sentence sounds like “It’s a warm welcome,” but, without getting too much into Japanese grammar, the word that would usually serve the purpose of “it is” has been replaced with a word that refers to hitting a ball (usually in a baseball context).
妄想思考ビュー　嗜癖錯誤スイーツ 	mousou shikou byuu shiheki sakugo suiitsu 	Delusional thinking views, addictive mistake sweets
めくるめく　ウェルカム・トゥ・ザ・大三元ランド 	mekurumeku werukamu tu za daisangenrando 	Welcome to the dazzling Daisangenland
刺激的インパーク　青き春を見やれ 	shigekiteki in paaku aoki haru o miyare 	Enter the park with excitement and gaze upon the verdant springtimeインパーク/”inpark” is slang used by fans of Tokyo Disneyland as a verb to refer to, well, entering the park. (Its counterpart, to refer to leaving the park, is “outpark.”)
無二無三無類無双のが　待て 	munimusan murui musou no sutaa ga mate 	A unique, unequaled, unparalleled star is, wait...
ちょうど今散った・・・・・・　マーチングバンド！ 	choudo ima chitta...... maachingubando! 	It has just died! ...Marching band!
 	 	
ハーッハッハッハッハー！ 	haahhahhahhahhaa! 	Haahahahahaa!
それが散々三度のサイサンで　ヤンヤン病んだ成れの果て 	sore ga sanzan sando no saisan de yanyan yanda narenohate 	Having gotten sick from our scattered three-times-a-day profits, it’s a shadow of its former glory
今すぐに間に合ううちに　聞け　ワンマンバンドの独奏会 	ima sugu ni ma ni au uchi ni kike wanman bando no dokusoukai 	But now, while there’s still time, listen to our one-man band’s solo performance
ランランランドその全てを　描き　プロデュースしたのは 	ranranrando sono subete o egaki puroduusu shita no wa 	And the one who produced everything to do with this lan-lan-land is…
それは　ウ・ワ・サ！の　DAI☆TEN☆SAI It’s MEEEEEEEE! 	sore wa u wa sa! no DAI☆TEN☆SAI It’s MEEEEEEEE! 	The Great Genius you’ve all heard about–that’s right, it’s MEEEEEEEE!
 	 	
大逆転のフレーズ　みんな大好き　ウェルカム・トゥ・ザ・大三元ランド 	dai gyakuten no fureezu minna daisuki werukamu tu za daisangenrando 	A phrase that totally turns things around! Everyone loves it! Welcome to Daisangenland!
秘密のにを乗せて 	himitsu no fanmekanizumu ni yume o nosete 	The mechanism of action of a secret brilliant light will carry you into (bad) dreams
孤独苦境悲観威圧嘆き迷い幸せに変える 	kodoku kukyou hikan iatsu nageki mayoi shiawase ni kaeru 	Your loneliness, hardship, disappointment, overwhelmed feelings, grief, and uncertainty will turn into happiness
You got crack You got lucky You got slappy… 	You got crack You got lucky You got slappy… 	You got crack You got lucky You got slappy…
You got crack You got lucky You got slappy… 	You got crack You got lucky You got slappy… 	You got crack You got lucky You got slappy…
ハーッハッハッハッハー！ 	haahhahhahhahhaa! 	Haahahahahaa!
== Notes ==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*カドワナルカ＝ガロスコープ (Kadoh-anna-ruk-a＝Garoscope)
==External Links==
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