C.E. D'oh/Quotes

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:The Big Bopper: Hello, Scratchy!Scratchy: The Big Bopper? Richie Valens? Buddy Holly!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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:Stark Richdale: Now, life is hard, am I right?(Springfielders agree)Stark Richdale: WRONG!!! Life is easy! YOU SUCK!
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:Homer: (to Bart) Do your homework. (to Lisa) Don't do so much homework. (to Maggie) Learn to talk!
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:Homer: I will respect you working-class slobs, because we are all equal. And now, as I ascend this crystal staircase to my office, I say, avert your gaze.
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:Homer: All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals. Mr. Burns has never given me a thumbs up or a "way to be" or a "you go girl!"
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:Dr. Hibbert: Homer, take this quarter, call your mother, and tell her you're never going to be a stripper!Homer: Aren't you gonna chuckle?Dr. Hibbert: There's nothing to chuckle about.
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:Marge: (to Homer) So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously. Big whoop, who gives a doodle? Whoopy ding dong doo!Homer: Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's.Marge: So my husband goes to a bar every night. Whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble? Gabba gabba hey!
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:Homer: And now to see Mr. Burns for the promotion and raise I've deserved since this morning.
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:Homer: (to himself) Children... so naive.Lisa: What? Who's naive?Homer: I didn't say anything! (to himself) So naive.
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:Homer: Bart's growing up without me. He won't be ten forever.
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:Lenny: I say Phantom Menace sucked more!Carl: I say Attack of the Clones sucked more!
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:Smithers: Do you know where I can some uh- (whispers) drugs? Market Vendor: Drugs! Everything is drugs! Banana made of drugs! Monkey made of drugs! Look, all market made of drugs!Smithers: (picks up a hash brick) I'd like to buy this.Market Vendor: Only American money. Our money is made of drugs.
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