You Are Woman, I Am Man

You Are Woman, I Am Man by Funny Girl Cast is featured in The Back-Up Plan, the sixteenth episode of Season Five. It is sung by Miriam, Paolo and Rachel.
== Lyrics ==
Paolo:
You are woman, I am man 
You are smaller, so I can be taller than, 
You are softer to the touch, 
It's a feeling I like feeling very much. 
You are someone I've admired, 
Still, our friendship 
Leaves something to be desired. 
Does it take more explanation than this? 
You are woman, I am man 
Let's kiss. 
Miriam:
Isn't this the height of nonchalance, 
Furnishing a bed in restaurants? 
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt, 
But guess who is gonna be dessert? 
Do good girls do just what mama says, 
When mama's not around? 
It's a feeling, 
Oy vey, what a feeling.
Paolo:
A bit of pate? 
Miriam:
Uh! I drink it all day!
Rachel:
Should I do the things he'll tell me to? 
In this pickle what would Sadie do? 
In my soul I feel an inner lack, 
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
 
Miriam:
Now I feel that there's a fire here, 
Oh, try that once a little higher, dear, 
Rachel:
What a beast to ruin such a pearl! 
Miriam and Rachel:
Would a convent take a Jewish girl? 
Miriam:
Hahahahahaha...
Paolo:
You are woman. 
Rachel:
You are man. 
 
Miriam, Paolo and Rachel:
Let's kiss
Category:Season 5 Songs
Category:Season 5B Songs
Category:Songs sung by Miriam Reign
Category:Songs sung by Paolo San Pablo
Category:Songs sung by Rachel Berry