The Meeting Quotes

:Michael: I'm going in for a procedure today.Oscar: Is everything okay?
:Michael: Yeah, it's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.
:Oscar: I'm sure everything will be fine. [pulls up a chair] What do you? What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking?
:Michael: It is a colonoscopy.
:Oscar: Okay.
:Michael: In your experience, what should I be expecting in terms of sensation or emotions? [Oscar looks irritated and frustrated] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shaundry?
:Oscar: Oh my God.
:Michael: My main concern, should I have a safe word?
:Oscar: Yeah. [gets up and walks out]
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:Michael: If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.
:Pam: Please don't talk about my breast milk.
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:Dwight: Here, get down! He's not using crutches! Get the camera!
:Toby: Get over there! Get over there!
:Dwight: Oh, worker's comp, my ass!
:Toby: I can't believe this. [mistaking Darryl's sister for Darryl] Hey you, ass****!
:Dwight: Toby...
:Toby: You gonna eat all that dog food yourself?
:Dwight: Ooohhh... [crashes car into garbage cans] Oh man! You okay?
:Toby: Just keep going.
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:Jim: I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.
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:Jim: How many times have I asked you to put me up for a branch manager job.
:Michael: I never recommended you because I didn't want to lose you and I didn't want to lose Pam, [starts to choke up] and now I don't wanna lose the baby.
:Jim: So instead, you screwed me?
:Michael: That's what she...
:Jim: No.
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:Dwight: (reacting to Jim being promoted to co-regional manager) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category:Season 6 quotes