New Pizza

New Pizza, Also known as Foxinga the Hedgehograinbowcornsonicc, is a special breed of animetronic that only communicates through square breaths, as well as square breasts. He is best known for the incident of Circus17, in which he murdered a child by surfing on a pizza while rubbing his leg. 
He now consistently slashes his wrists using the blunt ends of pizza cutters at 4:20 AM while loudly singing an off-key rendition of "Wake Me Up Inside". When flirting, he tends to blast a recorder version of "My Heart Will Go On" while caressing his target's cheek. This tactic worked on Donkey Kong and Shrek, as he now has two children: Spongebob and Shadow the Hedgehog. He is almost infamous for the released tape of him playing with DK's expanded dong.
He is the main character in the game Five Nights at Weesnaw. It is in this game that he was revealed to have caused the Bite of '87.
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