The two way man

In The Magic Kingdom there is this legend of the one way man ghost that has red skin and a large beard, but there is something else roaming at Space Mountain and it is the Two way man.
The two way man materializes in the two waiting queues of the ride called alpha and omega. The ghost is upbeat and radical. He wears a cap that is word from behind and he wears these sunglasses and wacky clothing. He glows a yellow light and he keeps saying outdated phrases such as radical and tubular while people wait in both queues.
Sometimes he would join the riders and ride the ride. He would scream way too loudly and follow the riders home to keep telling them outdated things.
Let's just say that people would rather see the one way man. At least he isn't outdated and annoying.
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