Annoying Orange: Big Top Orange/Transcript

(Screen shows the circus outside, and it transforms inside the circus.)
Marty the Zebra: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, circus, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro, circus Afro, circus Afro, polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot, Afro!
Big Top: Now that's what this circus needs! Look at that zebra go!
Circus Peanut: Well, I did tell you that rainbow wings are the wave of the future.
Big Top: (chuckles) Now, who do we have next?
(The heavy-bass techno remix plays and King Julien and Maurice are dancing.)
Big Top: Techno lemurs? I love techno lemurs!
Circus Peanut: So, I should just put down...
Big Top: Yes! Now, if we could only find a bear....on a tricycle?
(The bear rides a tricycle with King Julien while the heavy-bass techno music continues playing.)
Big Top: We'll take her!
Circus Peanut: Three for three? These are the best auditions ever!
Big Top: Absolutely! We're gonna be a hit! Now, all we need is one more big act-- the grand finale! Who's next?
(car horn beeps) (A car comes in, with Orange being the driver. Orange has blue facepaint over his eyes and red facepaint over his mouth.)
Orange: Hey, hey! Sorry we're late, but there was an elephant in the carpool lane.
Big Top: "We"?
Orange: Good thing our "trunk" is bigger than his. (laughs) (The gang comes out of the trunk of the car. Pear was wearing a skirt and fake bear ears. Grapefruit was wearing some gymnastics clothing, while Squash, Midget Apple and Marshmallow aren't wearing anything.)
Orange: Tada!
(title card shows)
Big Top: All right, all right, stop your clownin' around and... well, uh, start your clownin' around.
(The inside of the tent goes dark and a spotlight shines on Orange.)
Orange: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, novelty toys and that creepy-looking candy guy...
Circus Peanut: Hey!
Orange: Prepare yourself for the greatest show on Earth! Witness the feats that only fruits can perform! First up, our little lumberjack of all trades, Midget Apple!
(Midget Apple juggles three flaming axes.)
Midget Apple: Don't worry, folks. I love to multi-ax. (laughs)
Big Top: Next!
(record scratches and shame music plays) (Midget Apple drops the axes.)
Midget Apple: Aww! I knew I should've juggled hippopotamuses instead.
Orange: Our next performer is never on time, but don't worry, he's worth the "weight". (laughs)
(Grapefruit is weightlifting.)
Grapefruit: FYI, we're not a package deal. I'm totally down with freelancing.
Orange: Yeesh, I'm not sure which one's the "dumbbell". (laughs)
Big Top: Next!! (record scratches)
Orange: Ooh-ooh! Do you know what's light, fluffy, and 50 feet up in the air?
Big Top: What?
Circus Peanut: Oh, is it a cloud?
Orange: Nope! Iiiiiiit's... Marshmallow!
(Marshmallow is seen swinging on a swing.)
Marshmallow: (singing) I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
Orange: And don't forget the master acrobat: Squash!
(Squash is seen swinging on another swing.)
Squash: Guys? I feel dizzy!
Marshmallow: Yay! (jumps towards Squash and pushes him off the swing and they both fall.)
Squash: Aaaaaaah!!!!
(Squash lands on the car and crushes it, while Marshmallow lands next to him.)
Squash: Eww!
Marshmallow: Tada!
Squash: Eww!
Orange: Wow! That really is a "compact" car. (laughs)
Big Top: Next! (record scratches)
Orange: Our final act is a mythical beast beyond imagination-- part fruit, part wild animal. It's the one, it's the only... Pear Bear!
(Pear is seen on a unicycle.)
Pear: (growls weakly)
(The unicycle loses its balance and topples over, with Pear hitting the ground.)
Pear: Oww! Hey!
Big Top: Stop!!! Look, guys, you're not cut out for this, okay? We need something fresh, something hot, something nobody's ever seen before.
(heavy-bass techno music playing)
Big Top: Something like... like... like that!
(the music continues playing as the screen shows King Julien and Maurice dancing.)
Big Top: (dances) Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! Everybody loves techno lemurs!
Marshmallow: He's right! I do love techno lemurs!
Big Top: You see that, fellas? That's what I'm talkin' about! Think you can give ol' Big Top what he's lookin' for?
Midget Apple: Are you kidding? We've always wanted to...
(Orange is then seen now also wearing an Afro rainbow wig.)
Orange: "Wig" out.
(The camera zooms out to show Pear, Marshmallow, Grapefruit and Midget Apple now also wearing Afro rainbow wigs.)
(Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow and Grapefruit then make random noises. Orange babbles with his tongue. And the others sing.)
Big Top: Hot dog, this is the end! The big finale! You guys are gonna be stars!
Circus Peanut: This is fantastic, but what happened to your friend, Squa--
(Squash, who also is now wearing a Afro rainbow wig, crushes Circus Peanut, while Big Top is staring at him.)
Squash: Ew! That was terrible!
Orange: Whoa! Looks like we're not the only one to catch a "break". (laughs, then his laughter dies out) Ah.
(The heavy-bass techno music resumes playing, with Orange resuming babbling with his tongue; Pear, Marshmallow, Midget Apple, Grapefruit and Squash resume singing, King Julien and Maurice continue dancing, and Marty continues dancing and singing.)
Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!
Marshmallow, Midget Apple, Pear, Grapefruit and Squash: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Marty: Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, circus, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro circus, Afro circus...
(End credits show with the fruity question of the day, "What is your circus talent?!" as well as the Madagascar 3 poster, a clip from the trailer and text saying, "Watch Madagascar 3 in theaters June 8th!"')
Marty: (dances and sings while wearing clown paint on his body and wearing Afro rainbow wig) Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, circus, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro, circus (Alex the Lion sees him and is embarrassed) Afro, circus Afro, polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot, Afro!
Alex: Really?
(The screen moves backwards showing landmarks like the Eiffel Tower, Leaning Tower of Pisa and Colosseum and finally showing the Madagascar 3 logo)
Lemurs: Move it!
King Julien: I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! I like to move it!
(video ends)
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