A Call From Japan

Hello BOILS AND GHOULS!  HEH-HEH.  Our TALE OF TATTERED-TERROR GORE THIS EVENING, is rather GORE-EIGN I mean FOREIGN ha-ha.  So let's all wait by the TELE-MOAN and wait for...
It rained lightly against the teenage girl's bedroom-window, as she laid in her bed in September, 1970.  It was the twilight-hour there in Pennsylvania, and "Crimson And Clover" By Tommy James & The Shondells was playing on a record on a record-player in her room.  She was a hippie and laid in bed, observing her lava lamp.  Then, the sound of the telephone rang from downstairs.
It rang twelve times and the young hippie went to the phone.  "Hello" she answered and the noises of a child gasping were heard on the phone.  "Hello?  Hey, man, if this is some far-out prank, it's not groovy!" the hippie spoke and hung up.  Immediately, the phone rang for the second time.  She answered it again.  "Hello" she said a second time and the gasping of the kid on the phone was more louder than before.  "I am not digging this man!" the hippie stated clearly and hung up.  She heard the gasping of the child within her house, somewhere then.  
The teenage hippie went to her dark-kitchen and there, the noise grew more intense.  A dead-shape of a child stood in the light that shone through the kitchen-window.  It was a ghostly and sickening-color of paleblue, having eyes that were solid-black.  It was a ghostly-Japanese boy, dressed in a red-slimy-robe.  He stared blankly at the girl, gasping.  Then the phantom held up a red, slimy, human skull and spoke in English to her: "this what happen to your Ex-Boyfriend for cheating on you.  I made telephone call here from Japan, when you answer, old Japanese Ghost Curse came on Ex-Boyfriend!".  Then the ghost was suddenly enveloped in the darkness and was gone.  
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, it looks like the hippie's Cheating AX-BOYFRIEND really ran outta SLIME when that FOREIGN-PHANTOM got him.  The hippie used such FOUL LANGUAGE on him when she CURSED HIM aha-ha-ha-ha!