Annoying Orange: The Deviled Egg/Transcript

Orange: (sniffing) PU! Something stinks like rotten eggs.
Deviled Egg: Why, hello, Orange. I'm de-lighted to meet you.
Orange: That's great. Now lay off the stench press. You got some serious funky-bun. (laughs)
Deviled Egg: Oh, that's just sulfur. Follows me around wherever I go. Just part of the job when you're... THE DEVILED EGG!
(title card shows up)
Orange: All right, stinky egg. No more "yolking" around. What are you doing in the kitchen?
Deviled Egg: I guess you could call this a business trip. AND BUSINESS IS BOOMING! (laughs maniacally)
(The deviled takes all of Orange's friends' souls)
Orange: No! You maniac! Why didn't you tell me it was nap time? (cries) Why?
Deviled Egg: It's not nap time, you fool. I gave your fruity friends their hearts' desire... all for the price of their SOUL! Which I've conveniently placed in my fanny pack of despair!
Fanny Pack of Despair: Hey, man! How's it going?
Orange: Everybody else got something cool before nap time. I want mine. I want mine!
Deviled Egg: (chuckles devilishly) Yes, this is good. Tell me what you want, Orange.
Orange: Kazoo.
Deviled Egg: Pardon?
Orange: Kazoo. I want a kazoo.
Deviled Egg: You'd trade me your soul for a kazoo? Fine, I would be... DELIGHTED!
(A magic kazoo appears in front of Orange)
Orange: Whoo-hoo! Magic kazoo, I love you! (plays the magic kazoo)
Deviled Egg: Yes, yes, such sweet music. Now how about handing me over your soul?
Orange: (stops playing the kazoo) What are you talking about? He's sitting right next to you.
Deviled Egg: Huh?
Soul Fish: Boy, sure is nice getting out of the freezer.
Deviled Egg: (growls) You got to be kidding me. Why on earth would I be working for a fish?
Orange: I don't know. Just for the "halibut"? (laughs) It's funny 'cause you're the devil.
Deviled Egg: Fine, fine. You got me, but let's get down to business.
Orange: Oh! Does that mean I get another wish? Sweeeeeet!
Deviled Egg: Yes, Orange. Choose carefully, for this will be--
Orange: Kangazoo! I want a kangazoo!
Fanny Pack of Despair: Whoa, is that like a kangaroo that's half kazoo?
Orange: Kangazoooooo!
Deviled Egg: Fine. Granted.
(A Kangazoo appears on the left)
Orange: Whoo-hoo! Kangazoo! (both playing)
Deviled Egg: Okay, okay, you've had your fun.
Orange: Wait. All of a sudden, I don't feel very good.
Deviled Egg: That's because your soul is mine! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Takes Orange's soul and takes it to his fanny pack of despair) Yes! Yes! Yes! (laughs)
(Orange making annoying sounds)
Deviled Egg: Whoa, Fanny Pack. You're not looking so hot in there.
Fanny Pack of Despair: Yeah, it's just the new guy. He's not sitting so well with me!
Deviled Egg: Are you gonna puke?
Fanny Pack of Despair: No, I'll be-- I'll be uh-oh...
Deviled Egg: Don't do it. Don't do it. (The Fanny pack of Despair then vomits all of the souls, going back to their respective bodies)
Orange: Whoa!
Deviled Egg: Curse you, Orange!
Orange: Ah, sorry, stinky egg. I guess I'm just a "soul" survivor. (laughs)
Deviled Egg: You haven't heard the last of me. I shall return, and I'll bring... MY DEVIL BAG OF DESPAIR!!!
Fanny Pack of Despair: Aw, man. What a bummer.
Deviled Egg: Oh, shut up and get in the smoke.
(the Deviled Egg and the Fanny Pack of Despair then disappears in a puff of smoke)
Orange: Welp, at least everything's back to normal now.
Pear in Marshmallow's voice: Ya-he-he-hey!
Marshmallow in Pear's voice: Ugh. I freaking hate Shocktober.