The Prank

==Breakfast with Richard==
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:: Hey, Dad, can you pass the sugar?
:: Sure, Gumball. Here's the sugar. 
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:: It probably just needs more sugar. 
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:: This tastes terrible.
:: It tastes like salt.
:: That's because I swapped the sugar for the salt! It was the greatest prank ever.
:: Okay, you got me. But that's not the greatest prank, this is. Hey, Dad, does this ketchup look funny to you?
:: Hmm... I'll check. But afterwards, don't forget to show me that prank you were talking about. Looks okay to me... Aah!
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:: What'd you do that for? You got ketchup all over me.
:: That was the prank.
:: Yeah, we did it because it's funny.
:: No, it isn't. It's only funny when it happens to someone else! How could you do this to your own father?! 
:: That wasn't very nice. You two should know better.
:: What?! You didn't tell him off for pranking us.
:: You know it's too late for your father. I want you two to apologize by the time I get back. 
:: Do you think Mr. Dad will be okay?
:: Eh, he probably forgot about it already.
==Failed Prank==
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:: Hello, children.
: and : Hey, Dad.
:: Why don't you try on these lovely new shoes?
:: This is a prank, isn't it?
:: What? Pra— prank? What? Me prank you? What? No. Ha, ha. No. Hmph! Sheesh.
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:: I would like to return these shoes, please.
:: Unfortunately, sir, you seem to have filled them with baked beans.
:: I did nothing of the sort, sir!
:: Well, I'm sure you wouldn't mind putting them on and taking a walk to prove it, huh?
:: And I'm sure I wouldn't mind either. On second thought, I think I shall keep them. I happen to have grown quite attached to them. 
==Prank Tutorial==
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:: Welcome to "Pranks for Beginners." Over the next thirty minutes—
:: Thirty minutes?! That's two subs, a muffin, and a tub of ice cream. Oh! And I better get a sausage for the last nineteen seconds.
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:: Mental note: next time, take food for the journey back as well. 
: : Step one: Go out onto the roof of the house.
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: : Step two: Take off all of your clothes.
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: : Step three: Pretend that you're are a ballerina while repeatedly slapping yourself in the face.
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:: Dude, this cannot be real.
:: I'm a ballerina!  I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina!
: : Step five: Realize you've just been pranked. Step six: Try and fit down the chimney, head first. 
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==The Next Prank==
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:: Aww, look, he's been up all night trying to find a way to get back at us.
:: Yup, he is definitely out cold.
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:: I can't wait to see the look on his face when he wakes up.
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:: Dude, I don't think he's waking up.
:: Where does this river go?
:: Uh... I think it goes out to sea?
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:: Do you think he'll be mad, Gumball?
:: Nah, it's just a small...harmless...prank.
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==Back at Home==
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:: Dad! Are you okay? Can I get you something to eat or something?
:: No, I still have plenty of coconuts. 
:: What happened to your clothes?
:: I ate them! 
:: How do we know when we've taken this too far?
:: I think we'll know when we get there.
==Richard's Door Prank==
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:: This is just too easy.
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:: Dad!
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:: Hey, Darwin and I are thinking of going outside.
:: Oh, okay.
:: Shall we going to the front yard or the backyard?
:: The backyard! It's always nice at this time of the year. 
:: Hey... Do you know what else would be fun?
:: What?
:: Going through...the window.
:: What are you talking about?! Are you crazy?!
:: Well, how else are we gonna get to the backyard?
:: Through the door!
:: The what?
:: The door! Like this. Waah! 
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:: Sir, please stop struggling so we can get the bucket off.
:: It's dark!
:: How did this happen?
:: Well, we saw our dad putting the bucket on top of the kitchen door and...
:: You saw me?! How can you do this to me? You betrayed me, my own children! I look like a fool! I don't want anyone to see me like this!
:: Sir, please calm down.
:: Leave me alone! Get off my lawn!
:: It's no use. Eddie, tranquilizer.
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:: Leave... me... alone... 
==I'm Gonna Prank You==
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:: Hey dad! So... things got a little carried away there. What with you know, you going out to sea, and... getting tranquilized and.. everything... So it was a lot of fun but I think it's about time to call it a day. Okay?
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:: Yeah, I think we all learnt a valuable lesson about not taking pranks too far. Let's have a feel-good hug.
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:: This doesn't feel like a happy ending.
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:: What are we gonna do?
:: I don't know. Huh? Maybe we should just go outside again, this time through the front door.
:: Good idea, Gumball!
:: Okay, prepare to get wet. What the what?!
:: I'm gonna prank you! 
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:: Gumball! What's wrong with you? You're hyperventilating! Stop panicking Gumball, just calm down. Get a grip , snap out of it! 
:: Cut it out! You're making it worse!
:: Oh, sorry. There, there, buddy, there, there. Is that better?
:: Much better. Now hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay.
:: Everything is gonna be okay, buddy.
:: How about a little kiss? 
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:: Hah.
:: Prank time!
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:: Where are you?
:: We're not under the sofa.
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:: Ha-ha! Huh? Hmm...
:: And that's it for tonight's news at five. Here's Garbin with the weather.
:: It would be very hot here with temperatures soaring to twenty degrees celsius, below zero on the Northern front of the warm drift with isolating regions of the cold snaps! [Beat] And there will be a beautiful rainbow.
:: Hmm. I wonder what else is on TV. 
:: How could you?!
:: It's not what it looks like! Please, don't leave me!
:: Nooo! It can never be the same again!
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:: And here, captured on film for the first time, we see the chicken crab.
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:: A music video, a music video.
:: Yeah, we are in a music video!
:: This is what you call a music video.
:: Oh, baby, we're singing, I am in a music videooooo...
:: Run.
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:: Look! The air vent, it's the only way. It's no use. Stand back! I'm warning you. You leave me no choice! Ahh...
:: You should see your faces, you really thought I was going to catch you! 
:: What? You mean that the whole thing was a prank?
:: Yeah, and you totally bought it! 
:: Dad! That was terrible! How can you do that to your own children?
:: It's always funny when the jokes are on someone else. 
:: You almost dropped the block of solid concrete on our head!
:: Yeah. I have no idea what happened with that. It was wet when I poured it in.
:: And the bursting through walls and stuff?
:: I'll be honest with ya', I broke five ribs, but it was all worth it, just to see your faces.
:: Good job, Dad, you totally got us, we're sorry we pranked you.
:: Wahaha, no, it's me that should be sorry.
:: But it was us who took it too far.
:: Yeah, but I was the one who started it.
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:: WHO...DID...THIS?!?!
:, , and : It was him!
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