Diary of a Life in the Nuclear Era

This book was found hidden in a building in the Nuclear Era. It has been published since its discovery in 1897 NY (Nuclear Year). It was written by a unknown author, probably of Calvatroxian decent. 
== Book ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
<tabber>
September 22nd=
I could hear the soft pat-pat of footsteps coming to my home in the dark, green sky. It’s them. The Illuminati confederacy. The confederacy checked homes to make sure no one was hiding from them once a week. The confederacy protected our homes, and our lives from the nuclear storm. We paid them taxes with respect, and Nobody complained. My mom went to remind me that next year I was fixed for Toxic Duty. Ugh. I’m 16 years old. Next year I'll be able to have a part-time job. It was normally Toxic Duty. If you were lucky and good at combat class you could get into the military. If you were even luckier and good at other subjects, you could have all the other better part-time jobs. The best was being a youngster politician. Everyone wanted to be a youngster politician. A voice in the Government! But you had to get high grades. And it was very rare. So rare that you'd probably get Toxic Duty instead.
|-|
September 23rd=
It was a very cold night. My dad was participating in the military. My mom was doing her law work. Neither of them thought I was special enough to get into their jobs. How could I blame them? I spend most of my time playing video games. I'd probably get into Toxic Duty. But neither of them knew I got an A+ in Politics. I kept it a secret, because my mother would probably get me a million kisses. ''In public.'' I definitely didn't want that to happen.
|-|
September 23rd (Update I)=
MOOOOOOOO! Sorry, just wanted to do that. My parents always say that I'm too old for jokes, and that the world is too serious for jokes. I just had the urge to put that in my diary. Anyway when I was sleeping, I overheard my parents fighting over what job I would be able to get. It wasn't until my parents found my politic test papers in my secret drawer that they were finally proud of me. ''Uh-Oh.''
|-|
September 24th=
It was school time. Of course, I didn’t want it to be school time. That was when my mom would kiss me a million times. I would rather keep myself covered in my pillows than go to school. However, after 10 minutes of cowering, I eventually went downstairs to eat my breakfast. My parents were already talking about stuff. Surprisingly, neither of them said anything to me during breakfast. My parents were already talking about stuff. Surprisingly, neither of them said anything to me during breakfast. But in the nucar (some sort of nuclear car), my mom finally said a lot of words to me. “I’m so proud of you, sonny!” my mom said sweetly. She kissed me on the cheek. My, I am glad that nobody saw that. When I got to school my teacher was going over the list of jobs for students. I have a good sense of hearing, so I overheard most of the jobs. Most of everyone got Toxic Duty. A lot of lucky people got business, soldiers, or lawyers. When the teacher got to me she whispered really quietly. “I am so proud of you, Phillip! You got youngster politician!”. I was really proud of myself. My friend John J also became a youngster politician. My friend whispered, “What party are you joining?”. I just shook my head. This was the best day of my life.
|-|
September 25th=
When I got to school, I noticed a lot of people coming over to congratulate me. Well, at least all of my friends. A lot of people were jealous. Hah! Shame on them! Being a youngster politician meant I could take politics in university. I don't really like school, but if there would be one thing I would want to do in school, it was to study politics. 
|-|
September 26th=
Today I had to choose a party. There were a lot of parties to choose from, but only the ones that were sponsored by the Confederacy were listed. I had to choose the following:
*The Triangle Trilacium
*The Ye-Nos-Al
*The Unknown Party
*The party of It
*The Pyramid Party
It was a tough choice. Since I was an extreme Rightist, that limited the party choices to the Triangle Trilacium, the Pyramid Party, and the Party of It. I soon discovered that the Party of It was about to be unsponsored by the confederacy. I decided to choose the Pyramid Party because it was closer to my beliefs.
</tabber>
Category:Books