JEANIE/Quotes

==Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope==
===Beacon Beach===
*"Welcome, Mario and Rabbid Peach. It is fortunate that you are unharmed - your safety is critical to our mission."
*"Also, fortuitous, but with a critical success factor that is lower in comparison by 31.732193%"
*"Interesting. It appears that this creature is equal parts Rabbid and Luma. It contains a massive amount of harnessable energy as a result. I suspect there are more of them scattered throughout the determined."
*"Cursa is conquering the galaxy using a corruptive energy called Darkness. I can pinpoint the epicenter of this activity - Cursa's stronghold. It would take our ship an eternity to travel the distance between our current location and this stronghold. However, using a PURIFIED form of Darkness energy, we could create a series of Warp Tunnels that would make such travel almost instantaneous."
*"The closest planet within range is Beacon Beach. The Darkmess has already spread there. Not enough data to define the level of danger."
*"I believe the consensus was "Sparks"."
*"That thing "is a Darkmess Tentacle. By eliminating it, not only we can we reverse its ill-effects on the weather... ...but we can purify its Darkmess Energy and use it to create a Warp Tunnel to our next destination. We must also eradicate any and all Darkmess Puddles. They won't yield purified Darkmess Energy, but they are still a threat."
*"Augie's request IS compatible with our mission. I have detected a Spark in the village as well. We should make contact."
*"Indeed - without the Spark, we will not be able to enter the lighthouse."
*"Obviously. Defeating the Darkness Tentacle will also provide us with one of two purified Darkmess Energy Crystals we need. However, this creature's higher density of Darkness energy as compared to Puddles means our enemies will be more formidable."
*"Beep-O, this is Professor Backpack, the most celebrated archeologist of our time."
*"There's little chance that - this room was designed by bored Rabbids looking to entertain themselves. They clearly abandoned it before finishing. Still, it appears functional. You know...IF you want to give a try."
*"Then they will answer to all of us, for although we have enough purified Darkmess Energy to travel to Pristine Peaks... those Warp Tunnels go both ways. We can return here anytime, whenever you need us."
===Pristine Peaks===
*"Atmospheric scans indicate that its temperature has plummeted - is it now a frozen, Darkmess-infested wasteland... ...where ice caves rife with danger offer little shelter from treacherous climbs through sleep mountain cliffs. Also, fondue pots are difficult to clean and a major cause of serious burn injuries."
*"As my analysis confirmed, this "winter wonderland" feels more like a winter wonderland. There is a Darkmess Tentacle north of us in the mountains - the likely source of this blizzard which includes misery on everyone it touches."
*"There will be a warden here somewhere, as with Augie on Beacon Beach, but so far, I can detect no sign of them. However, I CAN confirm there is a lifeform hidden in that tree, and not one of Darkmess energy, either."
*"That Darkmess Tentacle in the mouth of the mask is the wellspring of this supernatural storm. If the Tentacle is not eradicated now, this planet will become encased in a frozen sarcophagus, forever. Fortunately, while battles such as these have increased in difficulty, so has our affinity with the Sparks. From this point onward, each of you can equip a second Spark before engaging in combat. Choose wisely."
*"Beep-O, now that the storm is passed, I am able to detect an unusual energy pattern, over at that place."
*"We now have enough purified Darkmess energy to create a Warp Tunnel to Palette Prime. The ship will be ready for launch upon your return."
*"Given the "interpretive" nature of Rabbid art, perhaps an analysis would be useful here. As the riddle suggests, the three statues represent the physical and emotional statues of the Rabbids here at three points in time... First, the Rabbids found the climate too warm. With the Stone Mask in place, they found it to their liking - just cold enough. Yet when Darkmess corrupted the mask, those effects were amplified, and Pristine Peaks was then under dire threat. Assign the blue symbol to its corresponding statue WITHIN the correct order, and I believe you will have solved our riddle."
===Palette Prime===
*"The presence of Darkmess Energy on this planet has obstructed the natural active synthesis of anthocyanin pigments... ...leaving its forest canopies drab, while its labyrinthine woods swallow visitors in a shroud of impenetrate Darkmess... ...where enchanted creatures observe and consider whether to help... or to harm. Also, pumpkin spice is overrated."
*"The "hard landing" was caused by abnormal interference. Not Darkmess-related, but perhaps... dramatist-related?"
*"This is T.S. Woodrow, warden of Palette Prime and "locally famous" amateur poet - mostly self-published."
*"Translation - the trees are being drained of the anthocyanin pigmentation and carotenoid compounds needed to change color. This is undoubtedly the work of a Darkmess Tentacle somewhere inside the Spellbound Woods."
*"Elsewhere, in the Town Plaza, villagers are terrorized by a second Tentacle, and something else that's tearing it apart. However, the bridge to the plaza is destroyed. The only access is through a secret passage underneath Woodrow's home."
*"An analysis of all 7,643 Woodrow's poems divulged his communication and thought patterns. I... I suppose I understand him."
*"We do have a weapon we can spare - it was designed for Rabbid Mario but proved too heavy for him to wield effectively."
*"Beep-O, by allowing Bowser to join us, our mission success rate increases by 11.34756%."
*"The estimated probability given to pigs sprouting wings and flying."
*"My instruments are unable to find the safest passage through the labyrinthian forest to the Darkmess Tentacle. The risk of NOT becoming irreparably lost is roughly a snowball's chance in-"
*"Be careful. We cannot know precisely what you will be stepping into down there. You will be like mice in a maze. That is a metaphor."
*"We now have enough purified Darkmess Energy to create a new Warp Tunnelto Terra Flora. We should, however, make time to reconvene with Woodrow. Even with Palette Prime's Darkmess Tentacles gone, he is in dire need of our help."
*"Actually, the rhyme appears to contain valuable information as to where to begin our search using your new Beep-O power."
*"Beep-O! Something happened during Wodorow's poem. I stopped analyzing and... and felt something."
*"Beep-O! Are- are you crying?"
===Terra Flora===
*"Unfortunately, I believe I can. Cursa's stronghold is now in range of our ship's instruments... ...Cursa has constructed a barrier of Darkemss Energy around it that will prevent us from landing our spaceship there. Even if we do find enough purified Darkmess Energy to reach it."
*"Terra Flora's foliage is suffering."
*"A drought is looming. Terra Flora's famous water volcano, Mt. Sprout, has gone dormant."
*"Actually, while enjoyment of my duties is immaterial, I find them quite pleasurable, mister...?"
*"Thank you, Mr. Sullivan! We will visit the Everbloom Tree right away, and see your train, soon, I promise!"
*"Your playlist has six different live versions of that album, including a remastered one that was released last week, Beep-O."
*"Sullivan - about the Darkmess Tentacle on the tracks -"
*"Ummm... Right. Well, thank you for-"
*"That Darkmess Tentacle sits on the spring that normally feeds Mt. Sprout. Show caution - the buildup of water pressure will be like-"
*"Our ship is going to need some heavy firepower if we're going to breach Cursa's hideout."
*"We have have enough Purified Darkmess Energy to create a Warp Tunnel to her location, too..."
*"Tee hee! Oh, Sullivan! I believe I shall miss you."
*"Alkementor, did you know the chemical composition of your "courage potion" is identical to blackberry mineral water?"
*"Or all in one's mind, perhaps?"
===Barrendale Mesa===
*"Fortunately, Momma, the mechanic, is still on the planet. The one person in the galaxy who can outfit our ship with the ability to break through the shields protecting Cursa's stronghold."
*"Landing procedures interrupted - there is a MASSIVE electro-geomagnetic storm on the surface - Darkmess Tentacle at work."
*"Beep-O, the storm has interfered with your echolocative abilities! We are precisely 46,726 meters above the surface! The collision energy at that distance at your speed of impact is 73,266,368.07 joules!"
*"You will become flatter than a tortilla on an elephant's rocking chair!"
*"Beep-O! Everyone! You endured the Windmill! Given the intensity of the storm! I was concerned that your odds of success-"
*"HARDLY - and regardless this isn't the time to focus on me. We should make contact with-"
*"Beep-O, does anything about that transmission sound strange to you?"
*"I think I know how you feel. Because I feel it too... ...but I also feel something else! While I am sad, I am also determined! Optimistic even! I feel... I feel..."
*"The Megabug - an abomination created partly from the mutated DNA of Rabbids. It was thought to have been defeated... ...yet a fragment remained, floating aimlessly throughout the galaxy. Merged with, and powered by, stellar debris, it mutated once more."
*"Slowly, it gained SENTIENCE. Desiring to grow, it fed upon the life energies of the galaxy, eventually transforming into CURSA."
*"One fateful day, some Lumas were playing with some Rabbids who were passing by. Intrigued by the powerful energies emitted by the Lumas' joy, Cursa was drawn to the Comet Observatory."
*"Cursa approached them while masking its presence. Even Rosalina could not sense its arrival until it was too late."
*"At the last possible moment, Rosalina put herself between the Lumas and Cursa in order to protect them."
*"The Rabbids and Lumas were saved, but something terrible happened. An enormous blast of energy. The Rabbids and Lumas were flung far away. ...where they were merged together, creating a new, powerful species now known as Sparks."
*"Rosalina had also merged... with Cursa! Cursa was in control but felt Rosalina rebelling against the union."
*"To crush Rosalina's will once and for all, Cursa needs to gather Sparks and absorb their energy."
*"Then, it created an army made of corrupt Rabbids and mind-controlled minions of Bowser, along with the Spark Hunters to lead them."
*"Yet, Rosalina does not fear Cursa. From the very start, Rosalina knew she could count on her friends. She knew she could count on... US."
*"It's... It's not exactly the "firepower"! I was expecting but... but I trust you IMPLICITY, Momma. We just have enough purified Darkmess Energy to reach Cursa's stronghold, as well!"
*"Thank you, Momma. We will not forget it. We promise."
===Melodic Gardens===
*"Beep-O, I have double and triple-checked the signal, Melodic Gardens have gone completely silent."
*"I believe I have found another explanation - a very recent outbreak of Darkmess activity on the planet!"
*"Beep-O, the air density here on the Melodic Gardens have been drastically altered! Until it has been altered to normal, our ship will be unable to achieve the thrust necessary to escape its atmosphere!"
*"Beep-O, I believe I understand - Melodic Gardens is out of balance due to the muzzling of symphonic ecosystem... ...for example, the planet's air destiny has become much heavier, which is preventing from launching. Given that all music is merely a determinate of the mathematical laws of harmonics... ...could we not simply reconstruct the planet's biophonies digitally to restore harmony to the Melodic Gardens?"
*"Interesting that an OCTave is the distance between the first and EIGHTH note of a major scale, and an OCTOpus and EIGHT --"
*"Beep-O, I am detecting several Rabbid life forms within that Darkmess Puddle!"
*"Though I could not be certain. I believe I detected someone spying on us after we landed. It was you - affirmative?"
*"Beep-O? Did Kanya's reaction to losing the battle appear odd to you? It was almost as if she were... pleased."
*"The path is flooded! That water completely cuts off from following Allegra on foot. Fortunately, the wright-carrying capacity of that boat SHOULD be sufficient to ferry us after her."
*"I am detecting TWO lifeforms beyond this gate - one significantly larger than the other."
*"That tree is Prunus Arpeggialis, more commonly known as a "Sweeping Tree". It has a symbiotic relationship with musical entitles known as Melospheres, eliciting layered frequencies, in inverse-"
*"Beep-O, while the inner workings of the pillars are sophisticated, one of your Beep-O Powers MAY be able to activate them."
*"Beep-O - with the fifth and final beacon activated, the treasure chest should be unlocked."
*"Beep-O! This Darkmess Puddle has thrown the Melodic Gardens further out of balance, we must cleanse it immediately."
*"Beep-O... Analysis of this facility reveals that the Spark is intended for use as a power source for some complex mechanism!"
*"Pardon me, Allegra - may I have asked some questions regarding the laws of mathematics and-"
*"Speaking of leaving, with the planet now in balance, the air destiny has normalized - the WM ARC is ready for launch!"
===Cursa's Stronghold===
*"Cursa's stronghold. It may appear daunting but remember Momma's words. Unity. We must trust in one another. Trust that our bond makes us stronger than all the fear and anger Cursa could EVER add to the galaxy."
*"The Observatory's coordinates match those of the epicenter of Darkmess energy spreading throughout the galaxy. There - see the Comet Observatory's beacon? It is the entrance to the very care of the Darkmess Dimension itself."
*"The destiny of Darkmess Energy around the Observatory has created enough air pressure to neutralize our thrusters. Brace yourselves - I will need to make an emergency landing on some debris left behind by the Darkmess barrier."
*"Two Darkmess Puddles stand in our way. Being this close to Cursa, they will be exceedingly dangerous."
*"Cursa, having descended from the Megabug encountered in your previous adventure... ...has inherited its memories, from which it reconstructed this likeness of Bowser."
*"Unknown. For Cursa to create a clone such as this it would need to inherit a DNA blueprint from the Megabug or... ...have created one itself."
*"You were a Spark Hunter, weren't you?"
*"You're part of our family now, and that means you don't need to keep secrets - not from us."
*"The wellspring of all Darkmess - Cursa! Though divided amongst three battlefields, our only chance is to work together!
*"Cursa's likely plan of attack with the arm will be a target a Hero with it shortly before thrusting it downward at them. We'll use this to our advantage! See those trampolines? If a Hero leaps onto one, a jagged spike will rise from the floor. Take care that the Hero attempting to leap onto a trampoline is nowhere near the arm, otherwise it will throttle them!"
*"We did it! She is finally free from Cursa's grasp! Once more, we have rattled Cursa. I sense her hatred towards us - the most savage and intense yet... I- I believe I am scared, Beep-O. Not just for myself - for all of us."
*"Yes... yes, of course. Those projections there - take note of them. I believe she created them to harness the collective energy of our weapons to amplify the power of the wand! If we charge the wand enough times it may help us disable Cursa's defenses, allowing us to strike directly at Cursa!"
*"My "feelings" as such, are not relevant. The mission was successful, that is all that matters."
*"Relax, Beep-O! That was merely a "jest" - something said to cause general amusement and laughter."
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