The McDonald Massacre

McDonalds was one of the best fast food joints to visit back In the 90s. There hamburgers tasted delicious and there fries were addicting. every time I see those golden arches I would get a nostalgic feeling to visit...
That was until the Incident last year, let me explain. you see ever sense the mid 2000s McDonald's lost Its spark that It It had back In 93. there burgers didn't taste as good and there food lost It's magic so I switched over to Wendy's to get some verity from the same soggy mess I got every time I went there. One day though my Local Wendy's went out of business so I decided to hit McDonalds sense It had been s while sense I ate there but when I reached the restaurant I noticed that they had renovated It sense the last time I went there. The sign on the door said "Welcome to the Grand Reopening of The West View McDonalds!''
I looked Inside And saw they had Installed an animatronic In the center of the Building and I didn't exactly recognize what mascot It was, I could tell It was a pirate by the clothing, the sword, and the accent but he wasn't exactly recognizable. When I got a closer look the thing looked Like it had been vandalized., There were tears all over the body, half of It's endoskeleton was reveled and his eyes....They looked like they will staring Into my very soul. The employee asked what I would like, I ordered a big mac with some fries and medium coke. The employee told me It would be a long wait so I decided to Sit down, Not like I had something going on so I decided to eat In.
I looked around the building and noticed It was packed full of people. Kids gathered around the Animatronic Pirate as he preformed as show.
The thing creeped me out due to the fact that It was still staring at me with those dead empty eyes. I asked one of the employees about the animatronic and she said that last night someone broke In and vandalized It, she also told me the name of the animatronic was "Captain Crook" I continued to look at the thing as the staff prepared my food. 
Category:McDonald's
Category:Mcdonaldland
Category:Massacres
Category:Dismemberment