Seven Pages Over Tokyo

Seven Pages Over Tokyo is the nineteenth episode of Total Drama SBFW. It premiered on October 11th, 2019 and was written and co-directed by TheJasbre202.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with a shot of Joey in a confessional]
JOEY: I have no idea what’s even happening anymore, first Iron Man doesn’t want to team up, then the next thing you know he sacrifices himself for the team and the universe!
WORKER: This isn’t YouTube.
JOEY: (beat) it’s not?
[Cuts to a confessional of Bot]
BOT: The competition is slimming down, now, the only way to get rid of the rest of them is to show them these (pulls out pictures from his pocket) beautiful pictures of Halle Berry! (turns pictures and looks at them) Just, magnificent!
[Cuts to the stage with all of them sitting down with Alex upfront]
ALEX: Alright, today’s challenge, takes place in ancient-modern Tokyo
[All of the contestants gasp]
ALEX: You heard me! Today we’re going to have a guest co-host, here with me is, Randall Park!
RANDALL: You do realize that this is highly stereotypical by having me, an Asian-American actor, to co-host a challenge that takes place, in Japan of all places.
ALEX: No?
RANDALL: Alright then, contestants let’s get on the plane to our challenge’s destination.
ALEX: Actually the first part of the challenge is getting into a plane headed for the challenge in Tokyo, half of these 6 planes go to Tokyo, the other half go to other locations in the world.
RANDALL: Sounds tense!
ALEX: Ready contestants? GO!
[All eight contestants scramble for a plane, meanwhile we get a shot of Randall and Alex going into a private jet]
ALEX: We’ll get there 1 hour before they arrive.
[Cut to Dan and Cicicicity fighting over an airplane, pushing each other]
DAN: It’s mine!
CICICICITY: No it’s mine!
DAN: Nimrod!
CICICICITY: Dunce!
DAN: Fine, I’ll find another plane!
[Cicicicity runs into the plane and finds his seat, the airline captain is now on the intercom]
AIRLINE CAPTAIN: Uhhhhh, this is your captain speaking uhhhhh, it should be uhhhhh, 5 hours and uhhhhh 30 minutes until we reach our destination of uhhhhh t-
CICICICITY: (gasps)
AIRLINE CAPTAIN: -imbuktu
CICICICITY: (breathes) F-
[Exterior of the shot with drama sting playing with people shocked screaming and plane moving ever so slightly before beginning to take off, we cut to a shot of Alex and Randall at a stage in Tokyo Japan, Jasbre, Vanessa, Joey, Bot and Dan all arrive with suitcases and messy hair]
JASBRE: Well that was pointless.
DAN: Where are the others?
[Cuts to a confessional of Purple in a desert land wearing a puffy coat]
PURPLE: I chose the wrong day to wear flannel.
[Cuts to a confessional of Image in an Irish bar]
IMAGE: Eh, I’m fine with this.
[Cuts to a confessional of Cicicicity in Timbuktu]
CICICICITY: When I get my hands on Dan, (makes a grabbing hand gesture) I’M GONNA GRAB HIM BY TH--
[Cuts back to the stage in Tokyo, resuming where we left off]
ALEX: They’re around the world!
DAN: Looks like it’s 3 v 2 eh Jasbre? Eh? EH?
RANDALL: Anyway, the challenge here is to climb the mountains to receive the golden flag, first team member to get to the flag wins for their team, knowing that we’re missing 3 members, we’re going to bring back an eliminated team member to help team H-E Double Sippy Straws.
ALEX: It’s H-E Double Hockey Sticks, continuing what he said, yes, we’re going to bring back… (drum roll) STEVE!
VANESSA: Pffft, welp... we’re fucked.
[Steve walks out from behind the curtains]
STEVE: Steve has returned!
[Vanessa and Joey groan]
JOEY: Annoying or not we have to win this for our team.
VANESSA: Agreed.
[Cuts to confession of Steve in booth]
STEVE: Steve is back Steve Followers, and he stiiiill loves Vanessa!
[Cuts back to the stage with all the team members in runner’s stance]
ALEX: Get ready…
RANDALL: Set…
ALEX: GO!
[Jasbre, Bot and Dan all begin climbing on one side, as they climb some rocks break off and fall beneath them, Steve, Vanessa and Joey begin climbing on the opposite side, same thing happens]
STEVE: Steve hates rock climbing!
VANESSA: (monotone) Yes, we know.
JOEY: Just, shut, (grunt) up already Steve, this is already (grunt) hard enough.
[Cuts to the other side of the mountain with Jasbre, Bot and Dan climbing]
BOT: After this, I’m gonna (grunt) start that Bot Reviews series I’ve been thinking about (grunt) doing.
DAN: That sounds fun (grunt)
JASBRE: Hold on guys (grunt) I got this.
[Jasbre then disappears and reappears further up the mountain]
BOT: How in the hell?
JASBRE: Here, I’ll help you up!
[The rest of them disappear and reappear next to Jasbre on the mountain]
DAN: How the f--
JASBRE: Questions later, we have a challenge to win!
[Cuts to the other side of the mountain]
STEVE: Vanessa!
VANESSA: What is it Steve
STEVE: I’ve missed this.
[Vanessa looks down at Steve, leans down, putting strain on Joey, about to kiss Steve when she pulls back and looks at the camera]
VANESSA: This isn’t that type of show you shippers.
[They all climb onto the same spot that Jasbre, Bot and Dan reached before, and begin climbing again]
ALEX: Looks like both teams are head to head!
RANDALL: Just like Travis and Kelpy G in the men’s locker room!
ALEX: Who the--
RANDALL: Sorry, read up on this community and tried a joke that seemed to have fallen flat.
[Cuts back to Jasbre, Dan and Bot reaching the top of the mountain, only to reveal that it’s not a mountain, but a volcano, a few seconds later, Joey, Steve and Vanessa reach the opposite side of the volcano and look across at what seems to be the golden flag on a rickety bridge.]
STEVE: (Screams) FOR VANESSAAAAA!!!!!
[Steve charges head onto the bridge, steps on a board that bounces back and hits him on the hip, he falls into the lava, everyone gasps and looks while they slowly begin climbing the bridge]
RANDALL: No worries folks, the lava is made of a very toxic fiberglass mixed with orange soda at boiling temperatures!
[Cuts to Steve attempting to swim in the lava]
STEVE: THIS BURNS STEVE’S LOVE AREA!!! (screams)
DAN: Now what?
JASBRE: I got this
[Jasbre disappears and reappears in the middle of the gate and grabs the golden flag]
ALEX: Wait a minute, he can’t do that
RANDALL: Why not?
ALEX: That’s far from logic! That shouldn’t be happening!
[Cuts to elimination area with an angry Cicicicity, Purple, Jasbre and drunk image who’s laughing ever so slightly]
ALEX: The following people have received the most votes because they either didn’t make it to the right location
[Angry cici looks straight to Dan]
ALEX: Or they somehow managed to break the space-time continuum.
[Shows a shot of Jasbre]
JASBRE: Okay, do you want to know how I did that?
RANDALL/ALEX/DAN: YES!
JASBRE: I was testing for how future competition series would be like in the future with evolving technology, thanks to Apple for these… holograms.
JOEY: Okay, eliminate him, now, do it now, he said it, now do it, now, now!
JASBRE: I can’t be eliminated when I’m the writer of the episode.
ALEX: What? (nervous laugh) we don’t hire people to write the episodes! (nervous laugh)
JASBRE: Joey is eliminated!
[Joey disappears]
CICICICITY: What the f-
JASBRE: Cicicicity is eliminated!
[Cicicicity disappears]
BOT: We won!
[Dan slaps Bot’s head]
JASBRE: Anything to reveal, Vanessa?
[Vanessa pulls a card out of her back pocket, and reveals it to be a reverse card]
JASBRE: Nooooooo--
[Cicicicity and Joey reappear while Jasbre disappears]
RANDALL: Uhhhh
ALEX: I don’t want to ask, as long as someone was eliminated. Anyway, let’s all go onto our flights back to America and everyone then return to your cabins and we’ll go to our next challenge, next time on Total Drama SBFW!
[End credits roll, just as they do we see a shot from a spy cam revealing Jasbre talking to Bot, Dan and Vanessa]
JASBRE: Thank you guys for helping me get off the show again, I got a job writing on a show i’m really enjoying.
DAN: Anytime pal
VANESSA: What show?
JASBRE: The Simpsons!
BOT: Epic man
[They all hug, then Bot notices the spy cam, pokes the others and they look at it]
DAN: ...shit
[Fades to a scene with Waluigi returning with suitcases]
ALEX: So how was your vacation?
WALUIGI: WAH!
ALEX: Your substitute did fine.
WALUIGI: WEEEEEEEEEEE--
[The end!]
==Production==
* Purple133 had been wanting Jasbre to guest write a script for the series as he was a freelance casting director, the episode ended up being #19.
** This is so far the only episode Jasbre has wrote for the series as he was a one-time guest writer.
* The episode originally wasn't going to have Jasbre eliminated, but it was the idea of TheJasbre202 to do so.
* The original concept behind the episode was Jasbre breaking logic, it was later reconfigured into the real world, so the episode wouldn't stand out among the rest.
**Either way the ending breaks the fourth wall and does so, either way it was undone with the magic of the reverse card.
* The idea of bringing the episode to Tokyo, Japan was from Jasbre's interest in the weird game shows they have their, as well as the stereotypes of them that have popped up in American Culture and Television in the past decade.
* The episode's title is a parody of the film .
** There was an alternate title for the episode when it was being written called "Far From Logic", also a parody of the film .
* Like the title implies, the script was 7 Pages long.
* The episode didn't have Waluigi as co-host, but as revealed in the ending, he was on vacation, as Jasbre forgot about the character until he submitted the script to Purple133.
* This is TheJasbre202's first episode for a competition series on SBFW.
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