Kalorthaccacism

== The Legend Of The Tree ==
A Gravelman Known As Bob The Gravelman Was Walking On A Mountain When He Spotted An Acacia Sapling On The
Ucayali Mountain, Although The Mountains, Were Snowy There Still Existed An Acacia Plant, So He Went Close To The Acacia Sapling And Received A Gold Piece, He Then Ran Down The Mountains To Put The Gold Piece In His House As He Fell Down From The Mountains He survived with only Half A Heart, He Then Ran Back Up Again And The Sapling had Grown Into A Tree, He Then Said "WTF" 5 Seconds After That He Fell Down The Mountain, Dying He Wanted To Go And Grab His Stuff When He Saw That One Gold Piece Was Missing, He Said "How!?" And Right After That He Saw A Zombie Chasing Him, He Survived Though, Later He Told Somone Else About It, Then He Got Stuck And Drowned, He Noticed, That This Must Be The Tree That Was Doing This, He Was The Chosen One, I Mean His House Was Made Out Jungle Wood, He Tried To Be Nice, Then It Snapped, The Reason He Got That Gold, Was To Create A Town On Those Mountains, And Have Followers, These Are Now Known Has The 7 Happenings
#He Received A Gold Piece
#He Survived With Half A Heart
#The Sapling Grew Into A Tree
#He Died Because He Cursed And He Lost A Gold Piece
#He Almost Died Because He Questioned The Tree
#He Drowned Because He Talked About The Tree To Somone Who Was Not A Kalorthacacianist
#His House Was Made Out Of Jungle Wood
== Rules ==
It Is Believed That If You Follow All These Rules On A Regular Basis, When You Die, You Will Grow Into An Acacia Tree!
* Never Cut An Acacia Tree, Only The Leaves
* If The Tree Is A Holy Acacia Tree Dont Cut It, Not Even The Leaves
* Every day, Go Once And Worship A Great Acacia
* Don't Curse All The Time, Especially Others
* Never Question The Tree
* Be Nice
* Don't Tell Others About The Tree, Except If You Ask Them To Join
* Buildings Can Only Be Made Out Of Spruce, Oak And Jungle Wood
* Having A Gravelman In Your House Brings Good Luck
* Only Gravelmen Are Allowed As Priests And Popes
* If You See A Building Made Out Of Acacia Don't Go Near It
If You Die, It Maybe Is Because You Didn't Obey One Of The Rules
==Churches ==
The Churches Are Only Allowed To Be On Top Of A Mountain, All You Need Is Just An Acacia Tree To Plant, And A Fence Around It. You Also Need A Gravelman To Become The Preist. 
The Only Tree That Is Not Churched, Is The Great Acacia Tree Since Its The Great
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