2012

2012 was the greatest year in all of human history. Everything epic happened in this year, and nothing good has ever happened since. 2011 came before this; 2013 is what came after.
== Happenings ==
* January 16th - The Waligion Shrine begins construction. The Wafia is organized the same day.
* January 17th - Wario's Shamerang is made worse to fund the construction.
* February 10th - Do They Dig It, after being 918 years old, finally gets recorded and distributed as a song.
* Some time in March - Jolyne Cujoh escapes Green Dolphin Prison and the UnUniverse collapses in on itself due to Enrico Pucci's shinanigans. This causes all JoJo characters get transported into an alternate timeline.
* March 6th - Call of Ducky: The Movie releases. So does the tie-in-shame Call of Ducky vs. Halo.
* March 21st - NintenD'oh Zii releases.
* April 9th - Nothing happens.
* April 19th - Google reveals its final form.
* May 7th - Ash Bandicoot: The Shame releases.
* June 15th - Captain 9's grandpa passes away is murdered.
* July 2nd - A great earthquake hits Sesame Street.
* July 27th - Some graphic designers mess up the Olympics and Bart and Lisa Simpson sue them for it.
* September 31st - This day is not real.
* October 160th, Motu Patlu airs on TV.
* November 6th - Halo 4ever releases. Halo is 4ever not the same after this.
* November 18th - The worst Nintendo console, the Wii U, releases. This is when 2012 truly ended.
* December 12st - Marigi and Waluigi are spotted wearing bridal gowns by America. Very weird. Also on this day, Sarah Palin becomes U.S. President. These things aren't related (probably).
* December 21st - December 21st, 2012 happens. So does the War of 2012.
* December 22nd - War of 2012 ends.
* December 26th - Santa Claus retires.
* December 29th - The Waligion Shrine is complete, but December 21st, 2012 already happened so it's pointless now.
Category:2012
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