The Raid on Occupied Clownland

===Overview===
Planning began for a raid on Saturday against the bacons, the first official one in more than a week. 
===The Battle Itself:===
The battle was a decisive victory for the Funny Powers, albeit a slow one, with the battle being the longest in Honk War I. It was the first battle the clowns used Mendoza Bombs/Laughing gas in, torturing the bacons with bombs of gas. Although considered a war crime by most sane humans on this earth, the Mendoza bombs are perfectly humane on clown standards. The Navy also sunk its first ship and saw its first battle.
====The Beginning====
The clowns were able to keep the bacons from entering the town of Barentan (parody of Carentan) at the start of the battle, and pushed forward to attack. They were pushed back a bit to the town and fighting took place in the forest. Union soldiers were called into battle.
====The Middle====
Clown airborne troopers were dropped into combat by the bridges, providing support from the left side. Feinwerk commanded a clown Honkship and was able to sink a bacon battleship. Union soldiers began leaving due to the crazy lag. Afterwards, they sailed up stream to provide artillery support for the clowns. Goliath began dropping Laughing Gas/Mendoza bombs, which threw the bacons off guard, confusing them and throwing them off track. The bacons took more than half of the flags but were physically pushed back to the other side of the river. Bacon kills and clown kills began matching up, but then Fevity left and the bacon kills were 20 below the clown kills. Sp0ng3s with a Sponge special forces soldier named Ahmed engaged the bacon airforce to keep them off the backs of the tanks on the ground.
====The End====
Fighting continued for the last 30 minutes, until the clowns finally reached their killmark, and the bacons lost.
===Aftermath===
The Bacons willingly took the L, with Commander Wef stating he "had fun" and enjoyed the battle. It scored a major victory for the Funny Powers and ended Phase 2 of Honk War I.
Category:Honk War I Battles