Saffron City (Dash and Smash)/Script

Smash: "Hey, Dash!"
Dash: "Yes, Smash?"
Smash: "Eggman is attacking Golden Hive Colony's city again."
Dash: "Let me guess. It's called Saffron City?"
Flash: "How did you-"
Dash: "A queen bee is the most important part of their colonies. Why else would a city be named after her?"
Crash: "So what do we do?"
Smash: "Let's explore Saffron City to find Sally, who wants to protect this city with the help of the Freedom Fighters. I'll give her my battle strategy."
Flash: "We could also try finding Jewel."
Dash: "What's your battle plan?"
Smash: "I'll show you when I get to Sally."
Honeycomb Factory
Dash: "This looks delicious!"
Smash: "It is. Maybe Sally is here."
Sally: "I need to supply my troops with Cream's honey recipe."
Smash: "Then get all the honey you need, and I'm gonna tell you my battle plan when we arrive at wherever you need to arrive. Where you and the Freedom Fighters are."
Sally: "I hope it's good. And I think it may be, because you proved that Badniks can make for good members of my army."
Smash: "You know, you don't need to always rely on Dad, Mom, and the Freedom Fighters. You're Queen, so maybe it's about time you become dependent. And as leader of the Freedom Fighters, maybe you can set an example for your teammates by being more independent. In other words, don't always rely on your teammates to accomplish tasks to defeat Eggman. If Dad knows Eggman's attacking, he goes for it."
Saffron: "Hello, Smash!"
Smash: "Hello, Queen Saffron."
Saffron: "Can you tell me your strategy? My army consists of Wispon wielding bees."
Sally: "Mine consists of Wispon wielding... everyone!"
Smash: "Saffron, what are you doing? Go to the palace, and I'm gonna tell you my battle plans, while the rest of my siblings just have fun in Saffron City."
Sally: "This is out of character for you, Smash! Don't you like fighting Eggman yourself?"
Smash: "I think the best part about fighting Eggman is pointing out the problems both sides have in fighting. It's just so funny how incompetent both sides can be."
Charmy: "Hey! Nobody calls my wife and Queen Sally incompetent!"
Smash: "If Eggman was more competent, I guarantee you, you would lose. Well, at least most of you anyway. My parents, Tails, and Knuckles are doing just fine."
Another Honey Factory...
Bea: "Hello, Dash!"
Dash: "Hi, Bea!"
Bea: "This is the Honey Factory."
Flash: "So what do you do here?"
Bea: "Bee workers break down nectar by digesting them and regurgitating them back until they reach the quality of honey."
Flash: "Good thing Smash isn't here, or else she'd be traumatized by how disgusting this is. I personally ain't, because we need all types of people for society to function."
Bash: he eats the honey and purrs
Crash: "Looks delicious, so we're not gonna bother complaining."
Dash: "Here's a recipe from our mother." he gets a lot of honey and mixes it with donut mix that lacks sugar "You know, if Smash was here to say that this is fundamentally the same concept as the Banana Donut recipe, it would be more fun, but I like honey more, so I don't care."
Crash: "It just doesn't feel the same without her saying to that that there are 4 independent clauses in that sentence."
Dash: "But I wouldn't be saying it at all if Smash was here, so she would not say it either way."
Flash: she creates the donuts after molding the dough to a shape and cutting out the holes
Dash: "Here, Bea. Try this." he gives Bea a donut
Bea: she eats the donut "This is delicious!"
Dash: "Credit Mom."
Bea: "We believe you're competent at this, and Amy has already hogged enough attention."
Crash: he laughs "Hog! Amy! I get it!"
Dash: "Time to advertise our products everywhere in this city!"
Saffron City Throne Room
Smash: "So, Sally, why do you rely on Sonic, Amy, Tails, Gloria, Tangle, and more so much?"
Sally: "Because outside of them, my army keeps getting dominated by Eggman's forces."
Smash: "Show me how exactly."
Sally: "Also I don't want any of them to die."
Smash: "Remember that some of your army wields the Gray Wispons."
Lanolin: "So?"
Smash: "They strengthen the striking and lifting strength of the user by creating an armor around them that lets them do just that. It also shields them more. That's why it is important for your Gray Wispon Wielders to be in the front of every attack to tank for your ranged attackers to defeat his army. Other attackers like Blue Wispon Wielders too, because the bots will focus on these guys first."
Sally: "That's your strategy?"
Smash: "Not yet."
Sally: "Please tell me more."
Smash: "Gray Wispon Wielders have perfect synergy with the Golden Wispon Wielders, who will boost your troops' speed, attack speed, and attack power and can also heal by attracting rings."
Charmy: "I haven't tried this strategy before."
Sally: "Looks like we should give it a shot."
Smash: "That's not all yet! Yellow Wispon Wielders can also help tank for your other troops, as they can attack without getting spotted by burrowing underground, but they're even better with Gray Wispon Wielders. Send them to deliver any bomb or things of the sort without getting spotted."
Sally: "So, Gray first, Yellow second, Golden third, then everything else last?"
Smash: "I'd say so. Impressive that you're able to make the anti-friendly fire feature that will let troops pass through negative conditions that were meant to be inflicted on enemies."
Charmy: "Good idea. When do we send in Jade Wispon Wielders?"
Smash: "When you need to sneak attack. They have the same function as Yellow, but they're more effective, despite not being able to do some cool drill attack."
City
Dash: he gives a lot of people his Honey Donuts by running around the city
Flash: "Let's hope the inhabitants of these hexagonal houses and hive-shaped buildings love it."
Bee Citizens: they talk about how good the donuts are
Bea: "They're from Dash."
Dash: "Thank you!"
The citizens ran to Dash
Dash: "Glad you love it! My-"
Bea: "Shh... this is your chance to get recognition."
Dash: "But everyone likes me! I defeated Eggman with Smash many times! And if Mom made a business out of it, she'd make more money for us!"
Bea: "Good point. Credit your Mom."
Dash: "OK! Credit my Mom! She made this! Not me."
The citizens flew to Amy
Flash: "Glad this place is peaceful. And they found a way to evacuate from the bombings."
The Egg Fleet arrives and sends in Badniks to attack
Throne Room
Smash: "Sally! Charmy! Saffron! Remember my strategy!"
Charmy: "We're gonna do things differently, there is no best strategy, but all strategies are created equal."
Saffron: "Send in the Grays. And Charmy, get in the Bee Bot."
The two fly to their battle mech, the Bee Bot, which has the troops
Bee Bot: it sends its troops after the Badniks
The Badniks attack the Grays who deal massive damage to even the tanky Badniks
Goldens go to the Grays to help heal them and boost their attack, attack speed, and more
The Cyans shoot piercing lasers at the Badniks
The Blacks shoot bombs at Badniks
The Oranges shoot orange missiles at mass-produced Egg Boss Mechs
Eggman: "Good strategy! I'm not gonna give up until I plant this bomb in the middle of the city." he gets in his massive mech from Sonic Superstars
Fang: he gets in his own massive mech too
Sally: "Smash, tell me how we're not supposed to depend on Sonic and friends with this."
Green Wispon Wielders use their Wispons to send the troops flying in the air towards the massive mechs
Fang: "If I succeed, Eggman will give me money!"
Bean: he throws bombs at the troops
Fang: he shoots multiple missiles at the team
The missiles were countered by Ivories who shot lightning that attacks multiple targets
Sally: "I order you to use your Wisp abilities! Now!"
The Wisp abilities were used on the big mechs and heavily damaged said mechs
Sally: "Great job, everybody!"
Fang: angry Jerboa noises
Bean: "Then I'm calling the Avian Alliance Army." he presses the button to call all of the members of his army
The Avian Alliance attacks Sally's army
Charmy: "Thankfully we have our own big mech. We should've used it on yours a long time ago, but..." he presses the laser button and shoots lasers at the big mechs and the members of the Avian Alliance
Smash: "See? You don't need to rely on others."
Sally: "That's not fair! I don't have a big mech to fight against the other big mechs!"
Smash: "But you almost defeated the mechs, and the Avian Alliance came out of nowhere, so the Bee Bot needed to be used."
Victory Party!
Everyone was eating the Honey Donuts and sharing them with Smash
Sally: “Troops, you deserve to have these donuts. You did a great job.”
Smash: “This is similar in concept to the Prowers’ Banana Donuts, but we did this recipe first.”
Cream: “Who wants some Banana Donuts?”
Amy: “Rip-off!” she laughs
Cream: “Well, at least our donuts can be alternatives of each other, just in case one is allergic to bananas or honey.”
Some of the troops try out the Banana Donuts
Red Troop: “Well, I am allergic to honey, so Banana Donuts are a good substitute.”
Amy: “Sweet! Well, Sally, you could’ve called us, but good job! You were independent of most of us! You are a better Queen than I thought.”
Sally: “Really?”
Cream: “Truly remarkable rescue of a city, Sally. Guess you, Charmy, and Saffron did the job without us.”
Smash: “I taught her to make her own strategies. Next time, there will be a strategy involving you and your friends.”
Amy: “Wait till next time when someone makes a donut that replaces sugar with apples.”
Dash: “Sounds delicious!”
The End!
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