Zombies vs Plants: We Don’t Want Zombies On Our Lawn!/Instruction Manual

Help for Zombies and Plantz shame
Insert the help floppy disc that comes with the shame to see a very important instruction video. This will get you in the loop on the plants in this wonderful shame!
== Wait, Zombies!? ==
Unfortunately, these great bastards are trespassing on your private property. So, you gotta resort to the best weapon. Gardening. Using what you have you can get these ugly, grey no-good dips**ts off your property. To start you have a benefactor of war and babies’s first gun. Now let’s cut the bulls**t shall we?
== The Plants ==
To protect your head in the beginning there is a benefactor of war, babies first gun, a self-death bomber, a wall, a $!#%ing landmine, brain-freeze, adult videos addict, 2 balls, Vietnam. (Must be purchased through Crazy Dave)