Fifteen Minutes of Golden Hour

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Fifteen Minutes of Golden Hour," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs about glass and flowers. They write a press release, discuss insurance fraud, and learn frog farming tips. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are writing a press release to address the issues following the wedding they hosted over the weekend. The couple they hired during "Skanking & Dining" did not show up, and the 50 extras they hired from Craigslist to be the crowd wound up rioting after being served a mere three vegan tacos per guest. The event planner – who constantly smoked cigars – seemed pleased with the turn of events and might have only allowed the wedding to happen in the first place to collect on insurance payments.
The DJs get a call from Phil Lip, a glass repair man who has recently fallen on hard times. While he is able to install glass on almost anything (pet stores, cars, etc.), people are "keeping money in their pockets" and not paying for glass repair. Phil has found a solution where he goes around to businesses and residential areas, recommends people increase their glass break insurance, and then smashes those same windows the following week.
Before Phil smashes windows, he spends sunset with his ex-wife, Sheila, and their beautiful boys – all of whom live in a duplex beside Phil. After they have dinner together and enjoy the sunset, Phil puts on a mask and starts destroying property. He and his family then meet back up at sunrise for another family moment.
The DJs get a second call from Greg Orey, an endurance frog raiser who clearly misunderstood that the DJs were talking about insurance fraud. He breeds frogs for distance hopping, a sport that both DJs are unfamiliar with. Greg raises the frogs in his bathtub, where he transitions them from tadpoles to frogs by creating a tub whirlpool with an oar. He also bathes in the same tub and admits to swallowing multiple tadpoles. To keep his girlfriend content with the setup, he buys her necklaces and flowers.
They get a final call from John Lily, an insurance fraud investigator who is very familiar with Phil Lip's work. He claims Phil is formerly from Miami. John is from Dupont, Iowa and laments how sleepy Austin is compared to his hometown. When pried further it appears Lily might actually be an insurance fraudster himself, but they DJs run out of time.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Phil Lip
Greg Orey
John Lily
==Featured Music==
Philip Glass - "Opening"
A Perfect Circle - "Rose"
The Faint - "Glass Danse"