Spud!/Interactions

==Dialogue==
First spawning 	
*"Spud!"
Leaving the Elevator 	
*"I feel.. Uh.. sick.. Really spud.. Sick.."
*"Uh.. Was spud.. I supposed to go.. Here.."
*"Hopefully theres.. Uh.. food?? Around.. Here? Spud."
*"Is.. spud.. It safe.. For me..?"
*"Spud spud.. bye.. My head hurts.."
Gifted an Item 	
*"This makes spuds.. head feel.. nice.."
*"I really.. like this.. thank you.. um.."
*"Um.. thanks.."
Gifted a Jerm Pop, Wet Cement, or Red Block!	
*"Nonono.. I’m not okay.. with that.."
*“I dont.. really like this.."
*"Maybe.. something nice.. instead..?"
Gifted an Infinite Ice Cream 	
*"Is spud not cool as is?.. Spud.."
*"Too cold for spud..!"
*"Brr! Spud no spud spud.."
Gifted a Cooler, but Spud already has one 	
* "Thank you Spud but spud have spud one"
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"Oh uh.. Spud.. thanks.."
*"These relax spud's.. head.."
*"I.. Spud.. enjoy your company.."
*"Weird little red.. Dots.. hmm.."
*"I feel like.. I remember spud.. roses.."
Hit with a Tomato 	
*"Ah. Spud.. Tastes familiar.."
*"Squishy.. Spud.. And wet spud.."
*"What was that for spud..?"
*"Hey spud spud.. That was spud.. Rude."
*"Spud I.. ew..?"
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
*"Watch the bucket.. spud.."
*"Refreshing.. spud"
*"Ah.. that cools spud off"
*"Ah..!! That scared spud.."
*"Spud.. uh.. alright?.."
Hit with a Snowball 	
*"Ah.. I remember the spud.. cold.."
*"At least.. that wasn't as painful as.. spud.."
*"Why would you.. do that.. spud.."
*"SPUD!! Uh.. cold.."
*"GUH!!.. ow..?"
Hit with a C4 	
*"Whos.. birthday is it..? I don't remember mine.."
*"GUH!!.. Scared... me.."
*"Hm.. What a.. weird.. contraption.. spud.."
*"Don't do this.. Not again.."
*"Spud.. oh.. party.. confetti..?"
Hit with the Tiny Foamer 	
*"Narf?? Seems.. familiar.."
*"Doh.. hurts my head.."
*"Spud.. that.. doesn't feel okay.."
*"Blugh.. ouch.."
*"My head feels all.. spud.. wonky.."
Flashed with the Flash Beacon 	
*"Spud... sensitive to light..."
*"Owww.. my head hurts um.. from that.."
*"Don't um.. play with that..."
*"Guh.. too bright.. need bucket.."
*"Ow.. please um.. put that away.. spud.."
Being cooled down 	
*"Next time, spud's really gonna do it."
Idle 	
*"spudspud spud ANGER. spud spud."
*"spud spud spud.."
*"spud spud SPud, spud spud.."
*"SPUD SPUD! Spud, spud spudspud..."
*"I can actually uh... speak very fluently in english, I'd just um.. rather some people not know that. (spud spud)"
*"When I was a.. Uh.. a camp counselor we used to play this game I uh.. called 'juggle rocks!' it never ended well."
*"I hate that um... dumb green cat."
*"Bubble noises haha I'm stupid"
*"I actually used to er... be human before a weird cat alien... thing RUDELY made me into uh... this"
*"Spud spud GNARPY spudSpud spud!"
*"I miss erm.. being a camp counselor... spud spud spud.."
*"SPUD spud, with the.. Spud and the awesome.. Spud!"
*"Sometimes um.. My mind gets really cloudy.. Maybe uh.. More often than not."
*"Have you seen that um.. One floor with that.. Thing and... hm..."
*"SPud, spuddity spud spud. Sorry, just uh.. practicing."
*"I always get so angry when... um.. erm.. I think of that horrible green thing... spuD.."
*"I was thinking of um.. Something.. I guess I forgot again.."
*"spudSPUD! I think I remember... ah, no. Nevermind."
*"Why do.. Oh.. erm, so many weird things happen at camp?"
*"I used to tell some um.. Amazing stories.. Now I don’t remember them… much."
*"Spud sPud, I miss my marshmallows.."
*"I feel erm.. like spud is forgetting um.. something.. or someone.."
*"My erm.. head still spud.. hurts from that.. dark dream.. ugh.."
*"I feel.. Uh.. sick.. Really spud.. Sick.."
*"I haven't had... any bad dreams.. spud.. lately.."
Idle on April Fools' 	
*"Lets hit the gym, broh."
*"Sup broh, wanna spar?"
*"I'm gonna take green cat down, broh."
*"Wanna pump some iron, broh?"
Interacting with Bive 	
*Bive: "Do you have any words on how you got like that??"
*Bive: "I gotta know!!"
*"Uh.. I'm not really spud.."
*"Comfortable spud uh.."
*"Talking about it.."
*Bive: "That's fine!"
*Bive: "That's OKAY."
*Bive: "SORRY, sorry"
*"Please.. don't ask again.
*"Spud.."
*"spud.."
*"You keep twitching a lot.."
*Bive: "I have to move"
*Bive: "I just gotta"
*Bive: "I should"
*Bive: "I would if I could"
*Bive: "I know if I stay in perpetual motion,"
*Bive: "time will flow with me!"
*"Ah.. Spud.."
*"Have you tried to.. Spud"
*"lighten off the coffee?"
*Bive: "Nope!"
*Bive: "Work must be done!"
*Bive: "Are you wearing a bucket to protect yourself from the energy waves the elevator produces??"
*"Hughh.. what.."
*"Spud bucket is just a bucket.."
*"Be nice to it.."
*Bive: "Well, my glasses are impenetrable!"
*Bive: "That's what keeps me so sane!!"
*"mhmn.."
*"sure.."
Interacting with DrRETRO 	
*DrRETRO: "myow mew? (Is your bucket comfortable?)"
*"Spud.. it's like a.. hat. I think."
*DrRETRO: "mrrmew. (hm. Well you look quite nice in it, sugar.)"
*"Spud.. aw.. thanks. It's pretty uh.. reliable.."
*DrRETRO: "mreow mrrp. (I'm sure that green furball gave cats a bad name for you...)"
*DrRETRO: "mrow! (But I'll do my best to help you whenever it's necessary!)
*"Spud.. I'm starting to um.. think.."
*"there's no umm.. helping spud."
*DrRETRO: "meow mreow meow. (Hey. No matter what, you're always going to be you."
*DrRETRO: "meow. mew, mow. (No amount of hacking, slashing, or whatever they did is ever doing to change that.)"
*DrRETRO: "meow MRPP. (Don't let that annoying pest get in the way of your OWN happiness.)"
*"..Spud feels.. nice hearing um.. that.."
*"Spud will try. thank you."
*DrRETRO: "Meow... mrow. (You are medically... fascinating.)
*"Spud spud.. What? Spud.
*DrRETRO: "mrrrp mew miau? (How do you feel, exactly? Are you hurting?)
*"hurting? Hurt? Spud spUD SpUD SPUD spuD SPud...
*DrRETRO: "Hiss! meow mow.. (Oh, sorry sugar! I didn't mean to strike a cord..)
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*"I remember.. Trying to shoo these things.. Um.."
*"from the trashcans at the campsite.."
*FleshCousin: "HUurggh..."
*FleshCousin: "Trash and smash the cash to grab and slab."
*FleshCousin: "Groveling and mumbling over such odd apples and oranges."
*"Ugh.. any worse and I um.. Could have ended up like you.."
*FleshCousin: "Worsening and cursing like a babbling rabbit bumbling and ending."
*"Gosh.. my head.."
* "Yeesh.. You fellas um.. Talk weird.."
* FleshCousin: "Talk with a walk and a sense of purpose.."
* "It's like a um.. Personal diary to talk to.."
* FleshCousin: "GLehh..H..."
Interacting with Folly 	
*Folly: "I've seen whats in your head,"
*Folly: "You amalgamated monster."
*"Spud whuh.. It would be my.. Brain.. Spud"
*"Right?"
*Folly: "I've seen the horrors they put you through."
*Folly: "And the pain you put yourself in. It's amusing."
*"Spud... I really hate..
*"Uh.. You.."
*Folly: "Do you remember?"
*Folly: "You used to tell stories around the blazing fire."
*Folly: "Deep in the night, the trees pitch dark."
*Folly: Your imagination intrigued my very own.
*"Spud.. what.. are you talking about..?"
*"I never spud.. did anything like that.. I think.. uh.."
*Folly: "Hmhmhahaa.. poor old Frank."
*"Ugh.. my head is pounding spud.."
*"Why am I so spud.. scared?"
*Folly: "It's only natural, broken being."
*Folly: "You have been shattered, stitched, sewn, and skewered."
*"But spud.. Um.."
*"why am I scared of spud.. You?"
*Folly: "Because you know I am capable of doing the same."
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*"I wish I could.."
*"spud..."
*"Be fixed.."
*Gnarpy: "Hm? What waz that?"
*Gnarpy: "Are you broken or zomething?"
*"You.. spud.."
*"know what you did.."
*"spud spud.."
*Gnarpy: "I don't recall!"
*Gnarpy: "Come back when your zcrambled brain workz!"
*Gnarpy: "Oh!"
*Gnarpy: "Uh.."
*Gnarpy: "what a weird creature!! Zo odd."
*"You're horrible.."
*"you're a horrible horrible..."
*"uh.."
*"Cat..."
*Gnarpy: "Ugh, I'm happy I could forget zuch a glorpdian face like that!"
Interacting with Infected 	
*Infected: "duD3..."
*"wh.. Is everything um... okay?"
*Infected: "Th3r35 a Z0mb13 iN th3 3l3v4t0r..."
*"Ugh..."
*"I am pretty um... glad that I have this bucket to um.."
*"protect from your sickness.."
*Infected: "Wh4t s1ckn355?? 1’m cl34n 45 ****"
*Infected: "******************”
*Infected: "UGH #####"
*"You um.. Should get some fresh air.. Spud.."
*"I’m sure um... that campground is a fun place.."
*Infected: "HmmM.. n4hhhhh.."
*Infected: "1 c4n ju5t d0 1t 0n my PC!"
*"Ugh.. you’re um.. Hopeless.."
Interacting with Lampert 	
*Lampert: "I really don’t get camping..."
*Lampert: "All that grimy dirt and germs from the wood.."
*Lampert: "Not to mention those gross abominations..."
*"Wuh.. are you talking about um.. Spud..?"
*Lampert: "Hm? No, I’m talking about smores."
*Lampert: "So disgusting."
*"Um.. spud.. My eyes feel all fuzzy.."
*Lampert: "Stop staring directly at my lamp then."
*"Oh.. sorry.. Does that happen.. Um.. a lot?"
*Lampert: "You wouldn’t believe it."
*Lampert: "Yeesh, you’re looking pretty rough."
*"umm.. Yeah spud. I get that a lot.."
*Lampert: "Hope it gets better."
*Lampert: "Or not. I dunno what you want."
*"I just spud.. Um.. wanna rest."
Interacting with Mannequin_Mark 	
*"Boy.. It would be nice to um.. Have a cabin somewhere.."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Yeah? I can get ya a commission to get started!"
*"Oh.. no its uh.. Quite alright."
*"I'm done with forests for a while.."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Err.. yeah, gotcha."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Y'know partner, I can get ya a stand to help walk a lil' bit better.."
*"No.. um.. Its ok.."
*"I'm tired of being ripped apart and put back together.."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Alright.. The offer is still up though, bud."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Ya don't gotta go it alone!"
*"Ughhh.. I feel terrible.."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Yeah I er.. Heard."
*Mannequin_Mark: "If ya need anything I can try to help, pardner."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Yer' not the only one who escaped some horrid places!"
*"Huh... What do you um.. Mean, spud?"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Ah, I hate talkin' about it. Nevermind."
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
*PartyNoob: "do you wants to party with me!?"
*"spud? spud spud spud!"
*PartyNoob: "what is ur opinion on partying???"
*"spud spud spud spud! spud spud spud!? spud spud."
*PartyNoob: "hey!"
*PartyNoob: "ur marshmallows are always so gud.."
*"Oh,"
*"thank you um..."
*"so much."
*"The key ingredient is uh.."
*"Well.."
*"I forgot.."
*PartyNoob: "thats alrite! at least i kno where to go for em!"
Interacting with Pest 	
*"Hey um..."
*"spud spud"
*"could you tell me if my..."
*"uh..."
*"hat is on backwards?"
*Pest: "It's not."
*"You look like..."
*"Um..."
*"you need to go camping"
*"spud.."
*Pest: "Why?"
*Pest: "I don't need to go camping."
*Pest: "I don't need to do anything."
*"Oh..."
*"um.."
*"alright"
*"spud spud" 
*"A bug walking spud.."
*"on two legs.. You um.."
*"don't see that spud.."
*"every day.."
*Pest: "You can't tell me what I have,"
*Pest: "and have not seen."
*"Oh! I'm so spud.. sorry.."
*"my fault.."
*Pest: "Its.. fine."
*Pest: "I shouldn't snap."
*"Okay..spud.."
*"Hey Spud..."
*"have you seen.."
*"my uh.."
*"marshmallow spud.. stick.."
*Pest: "No."
*Pest: "And frankly, I don't care." 
*"Frankly... Spud.."
*"huhm.."
*"erm.."
*Pest: "話すのをやめて。(Stop talking.)"
*"Huh?? Spud.."
*"Sorry.. My head hurts uh.."
Interacting with Pilby 	
*Pilby: "Golly, you smell like fresh leaves.."
*"Spud.. I just wanted to um.. Escape from that forest.."
*Pilby: "Boy, I remember when momma always took me to the nearest everglade.."
*Pilby: "doh.. I’ll find her eventually.. I think.."
*"Hopefully.. Ugh.."
*Pilby: "Doh.. Things just get worse for us, huh.."
*"Um.. I guess.. Ugh.."
*Pilby: "Dooohh..."
*”Ugh.. um.... Spud..."
*Pilby: "Dohh.. Ough..."
*”Ughhh... blegh.."
*"I could really use some cheering.. Um.. up.."
*Pilby: "So could I.. golly..
*"Maybe we should umm.. Spud.."
*"become circus partners..!"
*Pilby: "Nooo.... I don't wanna be there again.."
Interacting with Prototype 	
*Prototype: "From my sensors, you don't really look so good"
*"Spud... uh..."
*"sensors or not...."
*"I.. get that a lot..."
*Prototype: "I'd offer to help with whatever you'd need..."
*Prototype: "but I'm inexperienced in precise butchery!"
*"That doesn't spud...."
*"help all that much...."
*"Hey Spud..."
*"Why are you um..."
*"Staring at spud... My bucket..?"
*Prototype: "Looks chewable!!"
*"For your information.. It.. uh..."
*"Keeps my brain.... from..."
*"going.... Splat spud...."
*Prototype: "is everything alright?"
*Prototype: "You seem to be in really bad condition!"
*"Spud...."
*"I always.. am..."
*Prototype: "I have lots of information stored on my data-drive from places I visit!"
*Prototype: "I could show you whatever you need for your situation!"
*"Do you.. Spud.."
*"Have information on um.."
*"Two spud... stud spud.. Camp?"
*Prototype: "[PROCESSING...]"
*Prototype: "....Oh. Uh.."
*Prototype: "I'd rather not show you some of this stuff.."
*Prototype: "It's.. not helpful."
*"I guess.. It's uh.."
*"For the best.."
Interacting with Reddy 	
*Reddy: "Remember, the pizza is half-off on S-S-"
*Reddy: "Saturdays!!"
*"Hm.. I remember uh.. Ordering pizza for.. friends..?"
*"Some type of celebration. at a campground."
*Reddy: "Happy [INSERT_NON-THREATENING_CELEBRATION_HERE]"
*"Honestly.. I much um.."
*"Prefer robots over aliens.."
*Reddy: "Don't worry! Aliens don't exist, your pal Reddy does!"
*"Yeah.. if only that were true."
*Reddy: "*KZZRT*"
*Reddy: "All employees must wear the correct attire to wo-work!"
*"I'm not.. Spud.. an employee, you rotten.. Robot.."
*Reddy: "Re-re-remember, green is mean, red is rad!!"
*"Ugh... so odd.."
Interacting with Scag 	
*"I uh... spud... used to um..."
*"have an old... monitor... like you... I think... spud.
*Scag: "Dude thats like scagcore"
*Scag: "Do you still have it on your personbeing?"
*"Huh... do I... would it be at spud home...?"
*"Does spud... have a... home?"
*Scag: "wuh oh"
*Scag: "dont fret spudmaxxer, you'll probably find your home"
*"Hm, thanks... spud."
*"Do you enjoy.. puzzles? spud.."
*"Spud would quite like to be.."
*"fixed like one.. haha.. dumb spud.."
*Scag: "I DO"
*Scag: "1000 or 10000 HEATDEATH MAXIMUS?"
*"Oh Spud doesn't actually..-"
*Scag: "we could do 5000 for a middlewow route"
*Scag: "we can sit all quietcore for hours trying to figure it out together!"
*".. When you put it like that.. it does sound.. appealing"
*"spud spudhah.. Maybe if it's by a campfire.."
*Scag: "HEY.. are you interested in some blubberblabber?"
*"Spud would quite enjoy.. uh.. to hear people talk.."
*"About whatever-spud keeps them happy..! I spud.."
*Scag: "GOOD. great. cool cool cool."
*Scag: "you can pass by my flopstore so i can tell you all about the floppys i have!"
*Scag: "my floppy disk collection was made for FEARMAXXING"
*"Will.. try! spud spud.."
*"Sounds.. 'spudcore'?.. Eugh.. oh.."
Interacting with Split 	
*Split: "Bivey always said she liked the forests!"
*Split: "Always calm and natural, she says!"
*"She's um.. Right y'know."''
*"Until those darn.. Spud.. aliens arrive.."''
*Split: "Yeah, that's what she says right after..."
*"I think.. I had a fruit bowl on my.. Desk.?"
*"I never ate the.. Bananas I think."
*Split: "Awh, why not?"
*Split: "A banana a day keeps the invaders away!"
*"Heh.. alright.. Good one.."
*Split: "Y'know, I bet a real laugh could come in 'handy'!"
*"Ha-ha. Real.. ugh.. funny.."
*Split: "Oh don't you worry Spud! We're all here to help you out!"
*Split: "In any way we can!"
*"Um.. alright... thanks.."
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*"Do people think..."
*"I look worse than you? Spud.."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"I hope.. Not.."
*"Then spud.. I'd truly be a.."
*"Monster..."
*"I erm.. Don't particularly like the spud.."
*"Green on you.."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"So uncomforting.."
*"Ugh.. my head.. Spud."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*Unpleasant: "..." 
*"Spud.. You look like.."
*"A camp kid's art project..."
*"Urgh.. even my spud.. Um.."
*"Eyes hurt from looking..."
*"Maybe... someone should uh.."
*"Put a cloth on you.. So nobody will see.."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*Wallter: "I do say, my arm-legged friend,"
*Wallter: "You do have quite the taste for fashion!"
*Wallter: "With that bucket and all."
*"Oh um.. Spud.. thank you.."
*"It's really comfortable..! For spud.."
*Wallter: "Wear it proud, pal!"
*"Do you um.. Enjoy any nighttime activities..?"
*Wallter: "Oh, I would, but my nights are mostly spent helping my.. em.."
*Wallter: " 'other', tastes!"
*"Oh.. well spud.. I was gonna ask if you wanted to fish.."
*"Sorry.."
*Wallter: You know, my fellow friend."
*Wallter: You should really try some grey stuff to help strengthen those bones!"
*"No.. no thanks.. I tried it once.."
*"I think some uh.. Camp counselor girl had to help me.. Hurl.."
*Wallter: Ah well, too bad then!"
==References ==
Category:NPC Interactions