Pinkie Pie Goes To Walmart (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Lost Episode

Listen up, I'm gonna tell you a story about a hedgehog, a fox and an echidna. So go over to the carpet, take off your shoes and sit criss cross applesauce. One day, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles were walking down Green Hills until they stumbled upon a junk yard. Oh milk me, I was reading you a story about Sonic. Ahem. What I am going to do is tell you that one of my favorite shows out there is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Before I tell you what My Little Pony is, let me ask you this. Do you go shopping at Walmart? I do. Now of course there are other grocery stores I could be shopping at, but I like Walmart.
The best thing I like to get from the store are their cereals. I've tried nearly all of them. The ones I hate are the Sour Patch Kids cereal, and there's also a cereal based on Ryan's World. But that's not important. Basically I'm here to tell you about a lost episode of the show I came across one day. To introduce myself, my name is Jo March. I am a 15 year old girl raised in Gettysburg. Most times when I go to do my job at Walmart, I have to bring my little sister Amy with me. Now about Amy, according to the original version of Little Women, the original Amy March is 12, but to me, I see her as a 8 or 9 year old girl. 
Amy is a pest when she's at Walmart. One time, the store had to kick her out for a week because she was seen eating all the lunchables without paying for them. 
(More to come)