Family Jewels

“	Retro: this may be his best work<BR>Tox: well it's hard to top SHOCKING<BR>Retro: very true<BR>Tox: but you gotta hand it to a kid who can make "lick muh balls Fera" sound so lyrical	”
 	—Praise for Family Jewels 	—Praise for Family Jewels
Family Jewels was a book written by 0uttaTime.
It was a formal bequeathing of his most prized possessions to his dear friend Ferathmai and a suggestion on how to keep them polished.
=Locations=
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===Fourth Era===
*381 Swampian Lane
===Fourth Era—Present===
*Memoriam on Mnemosyne
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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Dear ser Ferathmai
I bequeth to you my family jewels. They have been cooped up in a very confined space for too long. It is time I present them to the world. I therefore task you with an important quest: Handling of the family Jewels.
it is not an easy quest but it is indeed your god-given quest to handle my family jewels. Feel free to get close to them and handle them as rough as you need to. But always be sure to keep the jewels clean. I find the best solution is saliva so feel free lick the jewels very thoroughly at your every conveniece. I promise your efforts shall not go unnoticed good ser knight
Good luck and godspeedewe
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