Weegee

Weegee is the guy who started this whole internet meme, and without him, this wiki wouldn't exist.
==Biography==
Weegee was born nearly fourteen billion years ago in Nueh Yahk Siteh, United 'Gees Republic to Pawlleo and Mawzeh. A few moments later, Lalleo was born. Weegee was foretold in the Ancient Weegee Prophecy about 70 billion years ago, but most people thought the prophecy was bogus. Weegee lived a happy infancy in Kahmehkke and Todehs kidnapped him, so Yeosey and Malleo (8 billion years old at the time) decided to go rescue him. He was rescued an all was well again.
By the time Weegee was in preschool, he was already well-known around the United 'Gees Universe, and many people wanted to be his friend. He rejected. One day, however, he was attacked by a Fremmlin named Frewwlin. Weegee was then persuaded to be a Mahzii, and has been one ever since.
In kintergarden, he met his future rival, Waweegee, the grandson of a Pawtran clone. Weegee wanted to be Waweegee's friend, but then Waweegee said mean things about Weegee and threw meatballs at him. Weegee became so mad that for a moment he was Rageeegee. He attacked Waweegee, and he thought he killed him. This made him satisfied, although instead Weegee gave Waweegee a concussion, and although Waweegee had to go to a hospital, he survived.
During grade school, he became an excellent student and even entered a club or two. Many other Weegees started calling him a teacher's pet, and began to bully him. However, Sammy, a Fremmlin, protected him. Weegee began to question on whether or not he wanted to be a Mahzii, which scared the Weegee Clergy. The clergy try to exchange Sammy to the Fred Fremmlin Elementary School, but failed. Weegee and Sammy would be friends until middle school.
In Middle School, Sammy fell into a pit of FFR, so Weegee never saw him again. However, around then he met his future wife, Daizeh. He fell in love. But let's skip that for now. When Weegee was 12, Bewrakyeewhbeh kidnapped Pawlleo and Mawzeh and killed Pawtran. Weegee was devistated and cried for hours, which is a really long time, or at least it seemed like hours.
When Weegee was in high school, he decided he wanted to be the leader of the United 'Gees Government, and took special government classes and went into politics clubs. He then went to United 'Gees University, and after that went to Malleo Malleo Law School.
By then, he became a lawyer (yes, Weegee was once a lawyer) and then rose up until he became the leader of the United 'Gees Universe (which took 500 years). The United 'Gees Government expanded quickly then, and technology and science prospered. Many Weegees were employed, and everything was great.
At the age of 13 billion, 699 million, and 550 thousand (during the Pleistocene era), Weegee gave up his seat to his clone, Presidentgee, and Weegee went into the military for a while. He's still a great general, and many people love him. He's anything but dead.
==Powers==
Weegee has accumulated so many powers over the years, it is getting hard to keep track of them.   
*Weegee Stare. This is Weegee's most famous power. If he stares at someone, they will start to look like Weegee, and soon Weegee will take control of that victim's mind. The victims become Weegee slaves. Sometimes the Weegification process is partial, while other times it makes them look identical to Weegee.
*Laser Vision. A classic.
*Weegee Virus. Transmitted by the Weegee stare. Also transmitted by certain objects such as Weegee pills, Anti-Waffles, and Weegee Soft Drink.
*Invinicibility. It is very, very difficult to hurt him. Only the strongest fakegees can hurt him.
==Notable Clones==
==Age==
==Quotes==
==Career==
==Trivia==
*He will abosultely kill and maul anyone who calls him a dead meme. This will put him in an insanely bad mood all day, and if anyone annoys him even slightly, he will go on a wild rampage and kill 100 Weegee clones. He has done this probably about 100,000 times. This means he has killed 10 billion Weegee clones!
*He often kills his clones (see above) for food, out of anger, or for other purposes. In fact, only 6% that are created (that's still 54 million clones) in one year survive the whole year, and only 0.6% out of the total (that's still  320 million) survive past the age of fifty. However, Fakegees are almost never targets, save for three times (only 10 Fakegees were killed by Weegee).
*He is often mistaken for Luigi and Arthur Fellig.
*He loves photography, just like Arthur Fellig.
*He looks likes Luigi's sprite in Mario is Missing for the PC.
   
==Gallery==
Weegee Front.png|Weegee from the front.
Weegee trunk.PNG|Weegee in a trunk. :P
Wiegy.png|An example of a Weegee poser.
Famawee Guhee.png|Weegee, what did you dooooooooooooo?
Arthur Fellig.png|Not Weegee.
Photeegee.png|Both Weegees love photography.
Weeaee.png|A Weegee clone.
Dr.+Weegee.png|Dr. Weegee.
Toon Weegee.png|Toon Weegee.
Jon With Weegee.png|Weegee with his friend Jon Arbuckle.
Weegee clones.png|A few of his clones.
Weegee and Luigi.png|Weegee with his rival Luigi.
Frustration.png|Weegee's first clone, Clongy, was a failure.
Silver Weegee.png|Silver Weegee.
232px-Weenee.png|Aah!
Weegee in a forest.png|Weegee standing in a forest.
Weegee Malleo Strikers.png|Shupa Malleo Strikers uniform.
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