Literally Just SBFW Go

7th episode of SBFW Ultimate.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts with Blomer and Polar look up at SBFW HQ, with Blomer looking even more confused than normal, and Polar gaping his mouth open in awe)
Polar: It’s just how I imagined it... The shining glass, the big bold sign at the top, ads everywhere...it’s- it’s-
Blomer: Strange.
Polar: WHAT?! You will learn to enjoy it. And now, as we open the doors…
(Polar slams the doors open)
Polar: Helloooo!
Go! Jasbre: Hello my dearing chap!
Blomer: What is happening with him?
Polar: Since he hasn’t been in any episodes since the gardening one, he’s been forced to stick with the tv personality as his only trait.
Blomer: Zoinks.
Go! Cicicity: Hey you broke the doorbell. Who’s gonna pay for that now?
Blomer: Why is he talking about that?
Polar: I made these personalities based on one singular gag. I know, it’s incredible. Now where’s Crazy?
CrazySponge: Y’know I don’t have seperate versions right?
Polar: Well f**k that! I’m making my own version based on my version! (thinks hard)
Go! CwazySpwonge: I need to go on HooplaHub RIGHT NOW to settle my hooplaing hoopla fetish! I just gotta HOOPLA! Man! HOOPLAAAAAAAAA! Oh YESSS BABY! UGHHH I JUST GOTTA PULL OUT MY-
Go! Travis: P*NIS!
Polar: Oh hi Travis...how’s that job at, p*nis, going?
Go! Travis: I think I’m still working there? I don’t know, I haven’t read the new SBFW Go! episodes.
Polar: You lazy b*stard. Now to my favorite part! Hey Bot, are you a mom yet?
Go! Bot: Well you read the previous episode, you saw the ending. I hate my life.
Polar: How’s Bong?
Go! Bot: Who?
Polar: Oh crap, I forgot I had to get rid of her. Well if she were here I’d love to know how robot s*x is like.
Blomer: All these plots are very confusing.
Polar: Well that’s because a new user like you doesn’t understand anything!
Blomer: Anything anything?
Polar: Yeah, you haven’t even read the rules. Make sure you read them before you become crat in order to prevent a full scale war.
CrazySponge (in the distance): Hey!
Blomer: War…?
Polar: Yeah. Oh you know what you’d be good at? 
Blomer: There’s something I’d be good at? What is it?!
Polar: Wikipolitics. (slaps knee, bends backward, puts head on forehead, basically dying at this point) HAHAHaHah, woo, yeah. Why is no one else laughing?
Blomer: Very interesting. 
Polar: Well you go stand over there, it’s time to make my dream SBFW Go! Episode! Ok, Go! Polar stands right there.
Go! Polar: You’re really putting me against the window? I strip down when I see windows.
Go! CwazySpwonge: I STRIP DOWN WHEN I SEE HOOPLA! HOOOOOPLA! OH YES! HOOPLA!
Go! Jasbre: We cannot have such immature actions in these headquarters. I practically own the wiki here and I, yes, I say what’s good and bad-
Go! Dan: WAIT, you guys are stripping without me? I’m joining this!
Leslie: Everyone, stay still, these drawings of you will be good in my museum.
Jake: And this is why I left.
Polar: STOP! This isn’t how it’s supposed to go! You can’t just do whatever. This is my episode.
(Cut back to Blomer)
Blomer: This isn’t fair. I should be included in this show. Y’know what, that’s not a bad idea!
(Back to Polar)
Polar: From the top!
Go! Bot: oh me gods, im becoming mom, shock expression 
Go! Jasbre: do not worry guys, i can get him to...The newly rebranded P*nis Hospital? What the-
Temmie: tem make cameo for fan service
Go! Travis: yes guys i have made it into a hospital-
Blomer: (jumping into the scene) And now I’m here! Ta da! (does the most stupid dance i’ve ever seen)
Polar: CUT! Ugh Blomer, what are you doing here?
Blomer: I just wanted to be in it…
Polar: Well guess what, no one likes you. No one wants you here.
Blomer: No! I’m special! I have a place here! I’m Blomer Blimpson!
Polar: Well sorry but I don’t care-
(Blomer punches Polar so hard that Polar’s entire cheek starts to bleed)
Polar: Wha- How...I’ve never seen such power before...I’m gonna need backup so that you can learn how to not treat people.
Blomer: Hypocrite.
(Polar calls the other Polars on her phone, and they get there immediately) 
Polar: Ok, see this? I’m bleeding horribly. Now I wanna be cool and go ultimate, so uh, can we just do our thing? (They all start to glow) Wow, this ultimate thing feels really warm. (reaches down into their pants) Oh my god…
(All the Polars combine into one)
Ultimate Polar: There we go. (slaps Blomer)
Blomer: AAAAAAAAAA
Ultimate Polar: Yeah, I’m actually kinda bored of this SBFW Go! thing. I’m outta here.
Go! Jasbre: Good riddance.
Go! CwazySpwonge: Wait if he’s not here to think about me then- (disappears) 
(Blomer gets up, injured horribly)
Blomer: I get it. I see how you SBFW users are. No more. The crib will be raided.
(end)
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