Timon and Pumbaa's Christmas/Transcript

[Rafiki and Makini are at Rafiki's Tree and Rafiki is showing Makini all the Pride Land's celebrations.] 
Rafiki: 
[Rafiki brings the painting to life] And this is the Kupatana Celebration, when everyone in the Pride Lands gathers in peace to watch the baobab flowers bloom.
Makini: 
Oh! It's so pretty, Rafiki!
Rafiki: 
(Chuckles) Yes, Makini. And as Royal Mjuzi, you will need to know all of the Pride Lands' celebrations.
Makini: 
Oh, good! 'Cause I want to learn all the Pride Lands celebrations! What's this one, Rafiki? Is that Timon?
Rafiki: 
Ah, yes, it is. [Rafiki brings the painting to life] Timon is placing a star fruit at the top of his Christmas tree.
Makini: 
Christmas tree? But it looks like an acacia tree.
Rafiki: 
(Chuckles) Of course! You are new to the Pride Lands. You have not yet celebrated Christmas with us.
Makini: 
Christmas? What's Christmas?
Rafiki: 
It is the most wonderful celebration of all. Would you like to hear the story of how Timon and Pumbaa introduced Christmas to the Pride Lands?
Makini: 
Oh, yes! Please, please, please!
Rafiki: 
Very well. [Off-screen] [The scene cuts to the Christmas star shown both night and day.] It begins with the appearance of a special star high in the sky. On the day before Christmas, a star shines so bright. All over the Pride Lands, it is seen day and night.
[The titles card comes on and Kion announces the title] 
[The scene transitions to Timon, Pumbaa and Bunga who are decorating the Christmas Tree]
Timon: 
i>¶ Jungle smells,</i> jungle smells, jungle all the way ¶ Oh, what fun it is to... ¶
Pumbaa:
Uh, Timon? That's not the way I remember the song. [Pumbaa passes a gourd up to Timon]
Timon: 
Come on, Pumbaa. How can you not remember? We sing it every Christmas.
Pumbaa:
I-I know, but...
Timon: 
There! Pumbaa? Bunga? Whaddaya think, eh?
Bunga: 
[Bunga jumps down and stands next to Pumbaa] Let's see.
Pumbaa:
Oh, it's beautiful, Timon.
Bunga:
Yeah, Uncle Timon, it's perfect.
Timon: 
lmost perfect. We still need the star fruit for the top of the tree.
Bunga: 
One star fruit, coming up. [Bunga hands Timon and Star Fruit] Here you go.
Timon 
Thanks, Bunga. Now for the "piece de resistance!" [Timon puts the Star Fruit on top of the tree] There. All done. (Yelling) [Timon falls down the tree]
Pumbaa:
Oh, Timon!
Bunga: 
I gotcha! Zuka Zama! [Bunga tries to catch Timon but misses] Whoops.
[The rest of the Lion Guard shows up and Beshte catches Timon]
Timon: 
(Groans) Thanks, Beshte.
[Beshte puts Timon on the ground safely]
Kion:
We heard you shouting Good thing we were close by.
Ono: 
Why were you in that tree, anyway?
Fuli: 
And why are there gourds hanging all over it?
Bunga: 
Because it's a Christmas tree. See that big star up there? [The camera moves up to show the Christmas Star] That means tomorrow is Christmas.
Beshte:
: Poa! Uh, what's Christmas?
Timon and Pumbaa: 
"What's Christmas"?
Bunga: 
It's this great holiday my uncles made up.
Timon: 
Ho, ho, no! We did not make it up!
Pumbaa:
Timon's right. We heard about it from an ox, who heard it from a yellow wagtail, who heard it from a flying reindeer!
Ono: 
Flying reindeer? Reindeer don't...
Timon: 
[Timon covers Ono's beak] The point is, Christmas is a wonderful day when we all get presents!
Pumbaa:
It's more like a time to be with your friends and family. It's all about the spirit of giving!
Timon: 
You mean "getting."
Pumbaa:
I'm pretty sure it's "giving."
Ono: 
Actually, you can't have getting without giving. Or giving without getting.
Bunga: 
But you know what the best part of Christmas is? [Bunga puts one hand in the air] Dandy Claws!
Fuli:
Dandy Claws? Is that a who or a what?
Pumbaa:
Oh! He's a big red guy with fluffy white whiskers.
Timon: 
And on Christmas morning, he leaves lots of presents [Timon jumps up and down] under the Christmas tree!
Bunga: 
Yeah, Christmas is the best!
[Music Starts]
Bunga:
¶ It's sunny in the Serengeti
¶ And there's no sign of snow
[Bunga looks at the star above] ¶ But when that big star shines above
[Bunga starts dancing] ¶ There's one thing I know 
¶ It's Christmas in the Pride Lands
¶ My favorite day
[Bunga stands next to Fuli] ¶ It's filled with peace and friendship
¶ And presents and play
[Bunga hugs his uncles] ¶ With everyone together the Hakuna Matata way
[Bunga puts his hands in the air] ¶ It's Christmas
¶ Oh, it's Christmas
[Bunga smiles at the camera] ¶ In the Pride Lands
[Bunga gathers holly, ivy and mistletoe] ¶ Gather holly and ivy and mistletoe, too
Pumbaa:
¶ We're not sure why
Timon: 
¶ It's just what you do
Bunga: 
¶ It's a day to share with family and friends
¶ Lots of gift-giving
Timon: 
[Timon stares and Pumbaa] ¶ Getting
Pumbaa:
[Pumbaa stares at Timon] ¶ Giving
Timon: 
¶ Getting, getting
Pumbaa:
¶ Giving
Bunga: 
[Bunga breaks up the fight] ¶ And the fun never ends
[Bunga decorates his friends] ¶ It's Christmas in the Pride Lands
¶ My favorite day
¶ It's filled with peace and friendship
¶ And presents and play
¶ With everyone together the Hakuna Matata way
¶ It's Christmas
¶ It's Christmas
[Bunga climbs the Christmas Tree and looks at the Star]
¶ Oh, it's Christmas
¶ In the Pride Lands
Pumbaa:
[The spotlight shines on Pumbaa] ¶ On Christmas morning, I hope there's peace
¶ For everyone under the sky
Timon: 
¶ But more than that, I hope there's presents
¶ Left for me by that big red guy
ALl: 
[Bunga, Timon and Pumbaa walk around the circle] ¶ It's Christmas in the Pride Lands
¶ My favorite day
¶ It's filled with peace and friendship
¶ And presents and play
¶ With everyone together the Hakuna Matata way
¶ It's Christmas
¶ It's Christmas
[Bunga and Timon climb on top of Pumbaa]
¶ Oh, it's Christmas
¶ In the Pride Lands
Pumbaa:
¶ In the Pride Lands
Timon:
[Timon jumps off of Pumbaa] ¶ In the Pride Lands
Pumbaa:
¶ In the Pride Lands
Bunga: 
[Bunga grabs some holly and shakes it around] ¶ Oh, it's Christmas
All: 
¶ It's Christmas
Bunga: 
¶ Oh, it's Christmas
¶ In the Pride Lands ¶
[Music ends]
Fuli:
So this Dandy Claws brings you gifts every year?
Timon: 
Yes. That is, well... No. Dandy Claws has never come. And I'm afraid he never will. (Crying) [Timon leans on Pumbaa]
Beshte: 
Why not?
Pumbaa:
Well, from what we've heard, Dandy Claws only comes if you perform a special song under the Christmas tree on Christmas morning.
Buunga: 
It's called The Twelve Ways of Christmas. It's got leaping lions, bouncing berries, falling fruit, all sorts of stuff.
Pumbaa:
Yeah, but you can't just sing about 'em! They gotta be there! It's a huge production! Animals, fruit, bugs.
Timon: 
It's too much. I've tried, [Kion looks at Timon] but I've never been able to do it. It's impossible! And that's why Dandy Claws will never come and bring me gifts! [Timon puts his head facing the ground]
Pumbaa:
Oh, cheer up, Timon. Bunga and I give you gifts every Christmas.
Bunga: 
Yeah!
Timon: 
I know, and they're always great. But just once, I'd like Dandy Claws to bring me something, too.
Pumbaa:
Well, who knows? Maybe someday he will.
Timon: 
(Sighs) Maybe.
Kion: 
Okay. Well, time for one more patrol before Christmas. Bunga, you coming?
Bunga: 
Okay. [Bunga waves to his uncles] See ya, Uncle Pumbaa. Bye, Uncle Timon.
Pumbaa:
So long, Bunga.
Timon: 
Yeah, see ya.
[The Lion Guard leave Timon and Pumbaa]
Bunga: 
(Sighs)
Beshte: 
You okay, Little B?
Bunga: 
Yeah, I just wish I could make Dandy Claws appear and have Uncle Timon's Christmas dream come true.
Kion: 
Well, maybe we can.
Fuli: 
But we'd have to do that song. The Twelve Ways of Christmas?
Beshte: 
Timon said it's impossible.
Ono: 
And tomorrow's Christmas! We'd have to get everything ready today!
Kion: 
So? [Kion takes a step foward] We're the Lion Guard. We do the impossible all the time.
Bunga: 
Ooh, yeah, we do, don't we?
Beshte: 
Okay, Little B, I'm in.
Fuli: 
[Fuli looks at Ono] Me, too.
Ono: 
Affirmative.
Bunga: 
Yes! Thanks, everybody.
Kion: 
Okay. Bunga, what do we need for The Twelve Ways of Christmas?
Bunga: 
Oh, so much! Bugs a-crawling, fruit a-falling, lions leaping, trunks a-honking...
Fuli: 
[Fuli stops Bunga] Whoa, whoa, whoa! I never thought I'd say this, but slow down!
Kion: 
Maybe you should start from the beginning.
Bunga: 
Okay, so the song goes like this. ¶ For the First Way of Christmas, my good friends gave to me ....[The scene transitions to another part of the Pride Lands] ¶ In a baobab tree! ¶ And that's it. What do you think?
Kion: 
Sounds like a big job, but if we split up, I think we can do it. We'll divide up the things and animals we have to gather, and meet back at Hakuna Matata Falls.
Bunga: 
Sure! This is gonna be the most un-Bunga-lievable Christmas ever! Ooh, but don't let Timon and Pumbaa see you! I really want it to be a surprise!
[The Scene cuts to Big Springs where Beshte is talking to the elephants]
Ma Tembo: 
Dandy Claws? I don't like the sound of that.
Mtoto: 
I think it sounds like fun. Can we, Ma Tembo? Please?
Ma Tembo: 
What was it you said we'd be doing?
Beshte: 
Um, a-honking?
Mtoto: 
Hear that? It's a performance!
Ma Tembo: 
Hmm. I do love to perform.
Mtoto: 
And Beshte's like family.
Ma Tembo: 
We elephants would be delighted to be in your Christmas performance.
Mtoto: 
Yay! (Trumpets)
Beshte:
: Poa! It'll be great!
[The scene transitions to Pride Rock and Kion talks to his family]
Simba: 
You want me to do what?
Kion: 
Oh, come on, Dad, please? It's for Timon and Pumbaa.
Nala: 
Just think of all they've done for you over the years, Simba. And besides, you might enjoy yourself.
Kiara: 
Mom's right, Dad. I think you'll have fun.
Simba: 
Fine, I'll be in your song.
Kion: 
Thanks, Dad.
Simba: 
But if I'm going to do it, so are you. Both of you.
Kion: 
Actually, we need all of you. And Tiifu and Zuri, too.
Kiara:
Great! [Kiara leaps] We can all leap together!
Nala: 
Kion, you can count on us.
Kion: 
Thanks, everybody. Now I gotta go. You won't believe all the things we need for this song! And Merry Christmas! [Kion leaves] 
Nala: 
Uh, Merry Christmas?
Kiara: 
Merry Christmas, Kion.
Simba: 
[Confused] Yes, whatever that means.
[The scene cuts to Bunga who's picking bugs off the ground]
Bunga: 
Ooh! ¶ Nine bugs a-crawling! ¶ Big, fat, juicy, delicious-looking bugs.
Ono: 
Bunga? You're saving those for the song, right?
Bunga: 
(Sighs) Yeah.
Pumbaa:
[Pumbaa is seen walking in the distants] ¶ For the First Way of Christmas...
Bunga: 
(Gasps) That sounds like Pumbaa!
Ono:
: Hapana! It is Pumbaa.
Bunga: 
Gotta hide the bugs. Gotta hide the bugs. [Bunga puts the bugs in Ono's mouth]
Ono: 
(Gasps)
Pumbaa:
Oh, hi, fellas.
Bunga: 
Hi, Uncle Pumbaa.
Pumbaa:
Whatcha up to?
Bunga: 
Nothing. Just hangin' out. Not looking for anything squirmy, what you doing?
Pumbaa:
Oh, who, me? Uh, nothing. I'm definitely not lookin' for a special Christmas surprise for Timon, I'll tell ya that.
Bunga: 
Yeah, us neither. Well, me and Ono got, uh, Lion Guard stuff to do. Talk to ya later.
Pumbaa:
Okay. See ya, Bunga. Ooh. White flowers. Perfect. [Pumbaa walks away]
Ono: 
(Gulps) [Ono swallows the bugs]
Bunga: 
Hey! I thought we were saving 'em for the song!
Ono: 
You put them in my mouth!
Bunga: 
But I didn't say you could swallow 'em. (SIGHS) Guess we gotta start all over.
[The scene cuts to Fuli who is trying get the berries]
Fuli: 
(Grunts) How did I get stuck with gathering berries? [Fuli struggles getting berries] (Grunts)
Uroho: 
[Off[-Screen] Hey, down there, young cheetah!
Fuli: 
Huh? Who's up there?
Uroho: 
[Uroho pops out of the tree] It's me! Uroho! And the amazing [Mwizi and Mwevi pop out of the tree] Mwizi and Mwevi! You might know us as The Traveling Baboon Show!
Fuli: 
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
Uroho: 
Looks like you could use some help reaching those berries!
Fuli: 
(Sighs) Yeah, I guess I could.
Uroho: 
Come on, fellas. Help the cheetah out.
[The Traveling Baboon show help Fuli gather the berries]
Fuli: 
I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, baboons.
Uroho: 
So, what do you need the berries for?
Fuli: 
They're for, uh, a performance. Kinda silly, but it's for a friend. You know, we need some baboons, too. Something else I never thought I'd say.
Uroho: 
A performance, huh? We are intrigued. Tell us more, please.
Fuli:
Okay, well, have you ever heard of Christmas?
[The scene transitions to night time at Hakuna Matata Falls and Simba's Pride shows up]
Simba: 
Hmm. That is one strange-looking acacia tree.
Kiara: 
It's pretty, though.
Nala: 
It must be the Christmas Tree Kion told us about.
Kion: 
[Kion walks up to his family] Hey, you made it.
Simba: 
Are we the first ones here?
Kion: 
Uh, not exactly. Come on! [Kion brings everyone to the performing area]
Nala: 
Oh, my. This is a big production.
Bunga: 
Okay, everybody, you gotta pay attention, 'cause we've only got till sunrise to get this right.
Mtoto: 
[Mtoto walks up to Bunga] I already know what to do. (Trumpets)
Bunga: 
Shh! Not so loud! You'll wake up Uncle Timon and Uncle Pumbaa!
Mtoto: 
Sorry.
Bunga: 
Hakuna Matata. Just save it for the performance.
Simba: 
[Off-screen] What about us? What do we do?
Bunga: 
One at a time, okay? [Bunga turns around and notices it's the Royal Family] Oh. Hi, Your Highnesses. Didn't see you there.
Nala: 
Don't let us interrupt you, Bunga. You were saying?
Bunga: 
Uh, yeah. So, we need to do the song perfectly if we want Dandy Claws to show up!
Fuli: 
But no pressure.
Bunga: 
Right, right. No pressure.
Beshte: 
Don't worry, Little B. It's gonna be great.
Uroho: 
Wait. Who's Dandy Claws again?
Bunga: 
The rest of you remember Dandy Claws, right?
All: 
No!
Ono: 
This is going to be a long night.
Bunga: 
Okay, from the beginning.
[The camera points up at the star as night becomes day]
Animals: 
¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree ¶
Kion: 
hat was great. Thanks, everyone.
Bunga: 
Yeah, well, we're getting closer. Okay, from the beginning.
(All groan)
Kion: 
Bunga, we've been practicing all night long.
Bunga: 
I know, but it needs to be perfect.
Ono: 
Bunga, we're out of time. The sun's about to come up.
Ma Tembo: 
If we haven't learned it by now, I don't know if we ever will.
Simba: 
Oh, well, we gave it a try.
Nala: 
Maybe next year.
[Everyone starts to leave]
Uroho: 
I never really got the whole Christmas thing anyway.
Bunga: 
Oh.
Beshte: 
Sorry, Little B.
Kion: 
No. Wait. Everybody, stop! We can't just give up like this.
Bunga: 
Please?
Simba: 
[Simba walks up to Bunga and Kion] Kion, Bunga, what's so important about this... "Christmas"?
Bunga: 
Well, Pumbaa says Christmas is all about the spirit of giving. And him and Uncle Timon are the only family I have. They took me in when I was little, and all alone. They took you in, too.
Simba: 
Yes, they did.
Bunga: 
They've given me everything. So this Christmas, I wanna give them a performance they won't forget.
Simba: 
Okay, Bunga. Then that is exactly what we are going to do. Right, everyone?
Ma Tembo: 
Of course, Your Majesty.
Uroho:
The show must go on.
Bunga: 
Great! The sun's rising and time's a-wasting! Let's go!
[The scene transitions to Hakuna Matata Falls and Timon and Pumbaa are seen sleeping]
Pumbaa: 
(Snoring) Grubs, grubs...
Bunga: 
Uncle Timon, Uncle Pumbaa! Wake up, it's Christmas!
Pumbaa: 
[Pumbaa wakes up] What, what, huh? Whoa, Christmas already? Hear that, Timon?
Timon: 
[Timon stretches] (Yawns) You know what? I'm gonna give Christmas a pass this year.
Both: 
Huh? You're what?
Timon: 
Who needs the disappointment? I'm gonna sleep in.
Bunga: 
No, you're not! [Bunga picks up and holds Timon] It's Christmas! A special day we look forward to all year long! And who knows? This just might be the best one ever!
Timon: 
Yeah, I don't know about that. But okay.
Bunga: 
Great. Come on!
Timon: 
(Yells) 
[Bunga brings Timon and Pumbaa to his Christmas Tree and the rest of the Lion Guard is standing under it] 
Timon:
So, what's going on here?
[The Lion Guard stands under the Christmas Tree and Bunga puts his hat on]
Bunga: 
Watch. This is the year we're finally going to get a visit from Dandy Claws! [Bunga turns to his friends] Ready?
[Music Starts]
Bunga: 
¶ For the First Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ A rhino in a baobab tree
[Timon and Pumbaa smile]
Kion: 
¶ For the Second Way of Christmas, my good friends gave to me
Kion and Bunga: 
[Kion shows the crocodiles] ¶ Two snapping crocs and a rhino in a baobab tree
Ono: 
¶ For the Third Way of Christmas, my good friends gave to me
[Three Porcupines walk out] ¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
[The crocodiles snap] ¶ Two snapping crocs
Kion, Ono and Bunga: 
{Mbeya is shown the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Fuli: 
¶ For the Fourth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[The baboons throw the fruit down at Fuli] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
¶ Two snapping crocs
Kion, Fuli, Ono and Bunga: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Beshte: 
[Beshte walks up to his friends] ¶ For the Fifth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
All: 
[The zebras panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli:
[The baboons throw the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono:
¶ Three porcupines
Kion:
¶ Two snapping crocs
All: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Fuli: 
¶ For the Sixth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[The Royal Family leap in the air] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
{The zebras panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[The baboons throw the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Bunga: 
[Bunga walks up to Timon and Pumbaa] ¶ For the Seventh Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[Basi's Pod hops] ¶ Seven hippos hopping
Fuli: 
[The Royal Family leap in the air] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
[The zebras panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[The baboons throw the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Beshte: 
[Beshte walks up next to Mtoto] ¶ For the Eighth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[The elephants all trumpet] ¶ Eight trunks a-honking
Bunga: 
[Basi's pod is hopping] ¶ Seven hippos hopping
Fuli: 
[The Royal Family leaps in the air] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
[The zebras all panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[The Baboons throw the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Ono: 
¶ For the Ninth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[Ono drops bugs and Timon and Pumbaa eat the bugs] ¶ Nine bugs a-crawling
Beshte: 
[The elephants trumpet and Beshte and Bunga run past them] ¶ Eight trunks a-honking
Bunga: 
[Beshte hops with Basi's Pod] ¶ Seven hippos hopping
Fuli:
[The Royal Family leap in the air] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
[The zebras panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[The baboons throw the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Bunga:
[Bunga gives his uncles a hug] ¶ For the Tenth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[The baboons burp] ¶ Ten baboons burping
Ono: 
[Ono drops the bugs] ¶ Nine bugs a-crawling
Beshte: 
[Ma Tembo's herd trumpets] ¶ Eight trunks a-honking
Bunga: 
¶ Seven hippos hopping
Fuli: 
[The Royal family leap but Tiifu and Zuri fall onto Fuli] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
[Fuli gets up and the zebras panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[Fuli slips on the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
[Fuli bumps into a porcupine] ¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
[One crocodile bites the other crocodile's tail] ¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[Mbeya is seen in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Beshte: 
[Beshte walks up to Timon and Pumbaa] ¶ For the Eleventh Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[The egrets fly around] ¶ Eleven egrets squawking
Bunga: 
[The baboons burp] ¶ Ten baboons burping
Ono: 
[Ono throws the bugs to the baboons and they eat the bugs] ¶ Nine bugs a-crawling
Beshte: 
[The elephants all trumpet] ¶ Eight trunks a-honking
Bunga: 
[Beshte makes the hippos hop] ¶ Seven hippos hopping
Fuli: 
[The Royal family leap except for Tiifu and Zuri who are tired] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
[The zebras panic and run] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[Bunga throws the fruit] ¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
[Bunga throws the porcupine] ¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
[Bunga runs away from the crocodile] ¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[Mbeya is shown in the tree] ¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
Kion: 
[Kion walks up to Timon and Pumbaa] ¶ For the Twelfth Way
of Christmas,
my good friends gave to me
[Fuli bounces the berries] ¶ Twelve berries bouncing
Beshte: 
[The egrets fly around] ¶ Eleven egrets squawking
Bunga: 
[Bunga goes from baboon to baboon] ¶ Ten baboons burping
Ono: 
[Ono give Timon and Pumbaa more bugs] ¶ Nine bugs a-crawling
Beshte: 
[Beshte runs past the elephants who trumpet] ¶ Eight trunks a-honking
Bunga: 
[Beshte crashes into the hippos] ¶ Seven hippos hopping
Fuli: 
[The Royal family leap in the air and Nala tries to help Tiifu and Zuri] ¶ Six lions leaping
All: 
[The Lion Guard all run away from the zebras] ¶ Panic and run
Fuli: 
[Ono, Bunga and Fuli walk past Timon and Pumbaa]¶ Four falling fruits
Ono: 
¶ Three porcupines
Kion: 
[The crocodiles also walk past Timon and Pumbaa] ¶ Two snapping crocs
ALl: 
[The Lion Guard stand under the Christmas Tree and Mbeya is holding onto the Tree]¶ And a rhino in a baobab tree
¶ And a rhino
in a baobab tree ¶
[Music ends]
All: 
Merry Christmas, Timon and Pumbaa!
[Mbeya falls out of the tree]
Timon And Pumbaa: 
(Wailing)
Bunga: 
Did we do it wrong?
Pumbaa: 
No. It was perfect!
Timon: 
These are tears of joy! That was The Twelve Ways of Christmas the way I always dreamed it could be. [Everyone starts to walk away but Timon thanks them] Thank you. Thank you, all of you. (Weeping)
Kion:
What's wrong, Bunga?
Bunga: 
I just thought, after such a great performance, Dandy Claws would come.
Kion: 
Well...
(Bells ringing)
Kion: 
Who's that?
Pumbaa: 
Ho, ho, ho! It's me! [Pumbaa shows up dressed as Dandy Claws]
All: 
Dandy Claws?
Timon: 
Pumbaa! You're Dandy Claws?
Pumbaa: 
Well, you always wanted Dandy Claws to show up on Christmas, so I decided, this year, [Timon has the biggest smile on his face] he would. The thing is, it took so long to put this costume together, I don't have any gifts to give you. Sorry, Timon.
Timon: 
[Timon climbs on to Pumbaa] Pumbaa. Come on. You made Dandy Claws appear on Christmas day!
Pumbaa: 
But you said Christmas was all about gifts.
Timon: 
And we got gifts. Look! Berries, bugs, fruit! But we also got lots of friends. And family. All right here. And they're the best gifts anybody could ask for.
Pumbaa: 
Oh, you're right, Timon. And you know what this sounds like to me?
Both: 
It's the best Christmas ever!
Bunga: 
Wow. Thanks, guys!
Kion: 
Sure, Bunga.
Beshte: 
You know, I think we should celebrate Christmas every year.
Fuli: 
Me, too.
Ono: 
Affirmative.
All: 
[Everyone stands under the tree] Merry Christmas!
[The sceen transitions back to Rafiki's Tree]
Rafiki: 
And that is how Timon and Pumbaa introduced the Pride Lands to the special day
known as Christmas. It celebrates the gift of family, friends, and the joy of being together.
Makini: 
You know what I think, Rafiki? [Makini touches the painting] I think Christmas celebrates the gift of the circle of life.
Rafiki: 
(Chuckles) Yes, young Mjuzi. I could not have said it better myself.
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