Reselectings

Reselectings is a TWOWer.
He was born on 5/5/5 and has yet to do anything weird.
== Early Life ==
He was born when an unknown couple decided to say "Screw hospitals!" and give birth on thenameshelicopter. Due to that, the mother died of birth complications and the father committed suicide 1 minute later. Due to this, he was put into an orphanage which was soon bombed by his grandma on 5/6/5 because she believed it was responsible for his parents's death. The bombing was thought to be a Lil Glicko attack, but that was later disproven. His grandma was arrested so he was moved to a new orphanage.
== Middle Life ==
He did nothing that weird in his middle life. But one time he was talking with a friend and accidentally slapped them, which broke their bones and almost sent Reselectings to prison, but he was proven not guilty by reason of insanity.
== Later Life ==
In early 2020, he got a fortune teller to tell him when he will die. The fortune teller said: "On June the Fourth, 2020!" and planted a time bomb on his ankle; set for that date. The fortune teller was arrested, however the police somehow can't seem to take it off.
EDIT: He's dead.
== Trivia ==
He can only count to 100.
He owns a thenameshelicopter replica.
He's never slept for the past 40 years, he says not sleeping is the secret to a long life.
He had a girlfriend, but it was only for 6 hours as the girl thought he was annoying. (I can't blame her)