Heavily Pixelated Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
Some people have no clue...
==Script==
: Woman
: Hey, [You shouldn't be here] do you know anything about this game? [Do research]
: Clerk
: Dude, read the back of the box.
: Woman
: It says it's game of the year. [Sign blocker -]
: Clerk
: Then it must be good! [Because reviews never lie]
: Woman
: That's what I was thinking. [LIAR]
: Clerk
: 45 dollars. Gimme. [Sorry. No CODs]
: Woman
: When did you start selling video games anyway? [When Pong was new]
: Clerk
: When music became a video game [DLC killed my CDs] and every asshole on the planet traded in their CDs for downloads and plastic guitars.
: Woman
: Yeah, the music industry has changed [The industry is still greedy] quite a bit since you opened this store. [Musical coasters sold here]
: Clerk
: I swear, everything went to hell as soon as Kurt Cobain pulled the trigger.
: Woman
: Who? [Never mind]
: Clerk
: Yeah. You might remember him in action figure form. (pulls out Kurt Cobain action figure) [Now available toys of dead people]
: Woman
: Oh yeah, he was in that band with the other action figure with the spikey black hair. [Stupid people arrive daily]
: Clerk
: Sid Vicious?
: Woman
: Yeah! [No]
: Clerk
: You have... no clue. ["Clue" available on DVD & board game]
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website