The Church of Carl Wheezer - Carlianity

The Church of Carl Wheezer, also known as Carlianity, is a religion that was started in the town of Kanyon, KoH. It follows a Holy scripture known as "The Neutron Style", in which Carl Wheezer is stated as a Prophet who led the mostly unknown player of SirOofington to Inner Peace and Great Fortunes. Carl's Peak, which is located in Kanyon, is where Carl's Residence is as it's where SirOofington prayed for the first time in Carl's name.
== "The Neutron Style" ==
=== Chapter 1: The Beginning ===
In the Beginning, there lived a God called Carl Wheezer. One day in the vast expanse of Space, Carl turned one of his Croissants into the Earth, one into the Sun and one into the Moon. He then created the creatures that populate the Geofacts Server and with one, "CROISSANTTTTT!" all creatures came to life and thus, what we call Season 1 was made.
=== Chapter 2: Season 1 ===
After Carl made the Geofacts Server, he rested by returning to his first Universe, the Jimmy Neutron Universe where he disguised himself as a human. Eventually, on the scariest day of the year [October 31st], Carl returned to the Geofacts Server and made his own Prophet, SirOofington, to interact in the server to report to Carl about the situation. SirOofington, unknown of his mission, just played on the Server and met Dani, the King of Hungary, in his adventure of uniting Hungary. After so long of seeing the World die, he decided to use his Godly powers to remake the server and make it last.
=== Chapter 3: Season 2 ===
As Carl finished his goal of remaking the Server, while getting distracted by a new deal on croissants for 4 months, he made everything alive. When he made SirOofington, he left him one note, retake the highest peak in the Carpathians under the town of Kanyon. So as the days drew out on the server, SirOofington collected money and remade the historic city of Kanyon. As the note said, he claimed the highest peak in the Carpathians and the clouds opened and out dropped Carl. Carl was pleased with SirOofington's progress and rewarded him with Great Fortunes, leaving only a sign saying Carl's Peak. It is said that if you pray on that peak to Carl Wheezer, wether in Great Distress or after doing Great Doings, he will appear and reward you.
== Rules & Beliefs ==
Also known as, "The 5 Thonks"
# Carl Wheezer is an all powerful being who should be praised after every good doing in life
# A Croissant must be eaten daily to keep Carl happy
# After Death, a Carlian who has gained the up most trust of Carl will be turned into a god like him but a non-Carlian [Or someone who has not gained the trust of Carl yet] will be sent back to the Geofacts World
# A sacrifice of an item of important value to you must be carried out every month on Carl's Peak
# Calling out Carl's name in battle and then dying is cringe and can get you kicked out of the Church of Carl Wheezer
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