WaWario

WaWario is a wa-guy who was made with the Wa-Machine. He has an whinternship with Wario (a whinternship is an internship with a whip). WaWario is not very powerful compared to most villains. He was then turned more wa- and bing bang boom he became WaWaWario and WaWaWaWario. He calls himself a "WaLegendario". (Nobody cares or knows what that means.) He has a brother called WaWaluigi.
==History==
WaWario was created when Wario wanted an evil minion. Since Wario thinks he's handsome, he decided his minion should have his face. He sat on his Wa-Machine, wondering how he could do this. When his fat caused him to fall into his Wa-Machine, WaWario was produced.
WaWario worked for Wario for several years, as he is a weaker version of Wario, and has a smaller brain. Wario eventually decided to fire WaWario, but he didn't really know how to quit, so he just kept working for Wario. WaWario decided he'd manage Wario's finances like a ripoff of Captain 77. Somehow Wario accepted this, gave him a $300.00 cheque and the list of the SNP 9000, and told him to "have fun!", as well as have a rotten day. But when Wario found out he spent all of Wario's money on a bowling ball, he killed him and threw his body into the Wa-Machine. You see, WaWario gave Wario a disappearing ink pen, and replaced the written amount with "all of Wario's savings". This would be the only smart thing WaWario ever did.
Another WaWario was made after that so that he could be made into WaWaWaWario, and again to just be another WaWario. This WaWario (V3) is still very stupid, swims in radioactive waste, and is the most fashionable in a nudist community. He's relatively smart compared to V2 and V1, not that being the third smartest WaWario means anything.
Category:Guys
Category:Evil
Category:Fat people
Category:Wa-guys
Category:Villains
Category:Very weak villains
Category:Guys with quotes
Category:WaWa-guys