Ways to Spot a Noob

Here, you will find an official list of ways to spot a noob. This list will be constantly updated.
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==Spotting the Average Noob==
#they rarely use capitalization or punctuation
#They capitalize a Random letter in their Sentences
#They continuously break rules
#They are incapable of processing orders, especially ones with which they disagree, no matter how worthless it may be
#They leave their windows open while they are away from keyboard, even when they have underage siblings
#They Capitalize Every Word In Their Sentence For No Reason
#They stretch their wooooooooorrrrrdddsss and think its funny lol
#They also break very obvious rules because they think it is funny
#Why do they ask stupid questions?
#Their arguments always fail, and are pathetic and laughable
#They do not respect acronyms (i.e. tee)
#Their jokes are strange and idiotic
#They have incorrect grammar (i.e. "does you have a cookie")
#Some believe "Noob" is a heavily offensive swear or an insult
#They seem like they know about a show, but they won't answer questions about it.
#They ask for rights when it's against the rules.
#They use the incorrect form of you're and your.
#They say that they are not a noob.
#They spell words wrong.
#They threatened they'll contact staff to report a wiki.
#They think everyone is nice, even when they are being mean.
#They don't know how to use the reply button on blog posts
#THEY START SPAMMING CAPS LOCK FOR NO REASON
#They don't know how to take screenshots, so they take a picture of their computer screen with their camera.
#When they start spamming or vandalizing userpages/articles and blame it on their brother (even if they don't have a brother....)
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