Margical History Tour/Quotes

:Reverend Lovejoy: And by the power vested in me - by you, just now - I pronounce you king and trophy queen. In the name of the Henry, the Hank, and the Holy Harry. Amen. Henry.
:Henry VIII: Now, let's put a son in the oven.
:Anne Boleyn: Oh, Henry!
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:Marge Simpson: (to Lisa) It's not your fault. It's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.
:Homer Simpson: So grow a penis or get lost.
:Lisa Simpson: (grunts and struggles) I can't.
:Homer Simpson: Bye bye!
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:Lisa Simpson (reading the titles on the posters on the library walls): Everybody Poops: The Video? Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides? there are hardly any books at all."
: Milhouse: No books? But Krabappel wants a paper on Henry the Eighth, and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
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:Sacagawea (Lisa): Ingrates! After all I did for them! oh, warm woolly rock, you are my only friend (the "rock" turns out to be a mountain lion. she tries to escape but she stumbles. Lewis and Clark jumps behind her holding their jackets open)
:Lewis (Lenny): We're big!
:Clark (Carl): We're big!
:Lewis (Lenny): Which you mountain lions find terrifying (The lion gets scared and runs off)
:Sacagawea (Lisa): They remember what I taught them!
:Clark (Carl): Of course we did! we would never forget you, Pocahontas.
:Sacagawea (Lisa): It's Sacagawea!
:Clark (Carl): Gesundheit!
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:(Everyone in the Mozart concert starts to sleep)
:Mozart (Bart): (Gasps) People bored with opera? That's impossible!
:Antonio (Lisa): (Holding a glass of wine) To failure, dear brother. (She drinks the wine and realizes there was sleeping potion on it) Oops! (falls asleep)