Nolan Iris

Nolan Iris is a supporting character in North Park and father of Robert and Nancy Iris. 
== Background ==
Nolan is a dim-witted man who finds himself wandering into situations he doesn't belong causing things to go awry with his attempts to help. Nolan is stupid but means well, he genuinely wants to help even if he is awful at it.
Nolan was once a promising young man with a future in the military, but was unfortunate enough to be selected for a top secret military program that failed and left him lobotomised. Many of the people who knew him before this event knew him to be an intelligent and respectful individual, and are baffled as to why he had such a sudden shift in personality with some people chalking it up to drug abuse.
== Appearance ==
Nolan is a tall middle aged man with short green hair, wearing green overalls over a teal shirt.
== Personality ==
Nolan is oblivious and stupid, assuming himself to be knowledgeable in areas he has absolutely no knowledge or skill in. He doesn't come across as mean or rude, but does often come across as awkward and off-putting, especially with his habit of calling the people he works for "daddy". He seems to place a lot of value in the idea of him working, so will regularly walk into new workspaces in order to work despite not being actually employed in any of them.
== Family ==
==== River Iris ====
When in the military base where he got his lobotomy, Nolan met a captured alien who he quickly fell in love with. He helped her escape when he left the base and together they moved back to North Park. The two of them got married and miraculously had two children together. Nolan doesn't ever seem to find the fact he's married to an alien to be weird, treating it as a perfectly normal thing.
==== Robert ====
Robert is Nolan's son. When Robert was a baby, Nolan accidentally left a bight light on that baby Robert stared at for too long, permanently blinding him. While Nolan is oblivious and still loves and tries to relate to his son, Robert tries his best to avoid him considering how Nolan can accidentally put him in dangerous situations without knowing it.
==== Nancy ====
Nolan doesn't really understand his daughter's interests very much, and thinks she's just a bit weird in the head. He does his best to be as encouraging as he can be despite the fact he doesn't understand her.
== Relationships ==
==== Slappy ====
Nolan seems to think Slappy is a friend of his as well as a potential employer despite the fact that Slappy struggles for clowning work as it is. Slappy is often the victim of being called "Daddy" by Nolan, something Slappy finds embarrassing because it makes people think their relationship is some weird Daddy/dom situation. 
== Powers and abilities ==
==== Assertive stupidity ====
Nolan has the uncanny ability to assertively take on any role and immediately mess it up.
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Category:Parents
Category:Male Characters