Still Trapped In A Cage, I Guess

Still Trapped In A Cage, I Guess is the seventh episode of ParodySponge.
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Sheldon J. Plankton
*Sandy Cheeks
*God
==Plot==
The gang must find a way to escape from the cages Sheldon's trapped them in. Meanwhile, SpongeBob tries to make a porno with Sandy. 
=="Recovered" Story==
"Come on, Sandy! Just take your clothes off already!" SpongeBob demanded. "No!" Sandy denied. "Why not?! There's no people here!" SpongeBob said. "They are!" Sandy pointed out, the screen panning out to reveal Squidward and Patrick standing in the cage as well. Sheldon had been sitting down on a barrel, monitoring the prisoners. "Yeah, but they're just the camera people," SpongeBob said nonchantately. "Camera people?!" Sandy questioned. "Yeah, camera people! I'm making a porno! It's gonna be called Sponge, Squirrel, Sex. Sounds pretty good, huh Sandy?" SpongeBob explained.
"No! That sounds terrible!" Sandy said, crossing his arms. "Sponge, Squirrel, Squid Sex?" SpongeBob suggested. "What?! No! I'm not being in your porno!" Squidward said. "But Squidward! It's the only way you could possibly get laid!" SpongeBob said. "I'll be in your porno, SpongeBob!" Patrick grinned. "Ah, perfect! Sponge, Squirrel, Starfish Sex!" SpongeBob beamed happily. "You guys are so weird," Sheldon commented. "Oh, now you're slut shaming, huh?! Slut Shaming Sheldon?! Is that who you are?!" SpongeBob growled. 
"I'm the leader of this entire ocean! I can whatever I want, loofah!" Sheldon shouted. "Can you make a super awesome coolio moolio porno in a cage?" SpongeBob asked. "Of course I can! I can do anything! I'm the leader of the ocean!" Sheldon stated. "Can you make this show good?" Patrick asked. "Okay, that's one thing I can't do," Sheldon admitted. "Damn it!" Patrick growled. "Pft, well Sheldon, fi you're so good at making pornos in cages, why don't you come in here and make one with us?" SpongeBob asked. 
"Alright then! You're on!" Sheldon said, quickly hopping into the cage as well. "Aha! Now you're trapped in the cage!" SpongeBob pointed out. "You are too," Sheldon said dryly. "Oh yeah," SpongeBob said blankly. Sheldon rolled his eye, jumping out of the cage. "Now what are we gonna do?! We're trapped in this cage!" Sandy panicked. "Simple. We just wait here until we rot to death. Then we'll finally be out of this goddamn terrible show," Squidward answered. "That's it! I've got it! We pray! We have to pray!" Patrick announced. 
"God ain't real!" Sandy said. "You ain't real, sister!" God said, the camera panning over to him. "Holy jack rabbit f***ing a polo bear! I must be on some serious Texan crack right now!" Sandy gasped. God rolled his eyes, sending Sandy to Hell. "Hey there, sexy~" Satan grinned promiciously. Cut back to Bikini Bottom. "SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!" SpongeBob screamed. "Shut up," God said. "Okay," SpongeBob obeyed. 
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