The Moon

The Moon is a small planetoid orbiting Earth in the Solar system. It was colonised by Americans in the late 1960s and was totally mined of all moonite ore in the 1980s. 
== History ==
Unlike it's cousin The Earth, The moon has a rich and long history dating back all the way to before the stone age of man.
=== Creation ===
The Moon was created like a really fucking long time ago when an asteroid called Brad was just a total dick and smacked straight into the earth, killing like, all the cool dinosaurs. When it did this, a large chunk of the earth known as "The Moon" was flung off into orbit, eventually rounding out due to peer pressure from the other planets in the system.
=== Life ===
However, the lump of Earth that became the moon was not uninhabited. A race that historians call proto-moonmen were also hurled into orbit when Brad hit the earth over like a billion years ago.
Over the millennial these proto-moonmen, having adapted to the harsh environment of the Moon thrived and eventually spread over the entire surface.
=== Moon republic ===
Main article: The Moon Republic.In 1761 the people of the moon, known colloquially as "Mooners" banded together to form a single republic known as The Moon Republic, or the Republic of the Moon, or simply The Moon. It was a prosperous and peaceful nation only genociding 2 or 3 smaller species at most.
=== Colonisation ===
In 1969 The United States of America invaded The Moon in an attempt to impress their rivals/love interests The Soviet Union. Defenseless, the population of The Moon had no choice but to surrender immediately. In 1974 The Moon was fully annexed and declared the 51st state of America.
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