B90210-21

==Battletech 90210 - Chapter 21 -==
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===Episode 21===
((scene opens at Inner Sphere High))
Kai: (To Vic) Why is Galen so down?
Vic: Cassie broke up with him.
Kai: That sucks, any idea why?
Vic: Not sure. Hey Galen, how you doing?
Galen: I'm dealing.
Kai: Why did you guys split?
Galen: She saw my Devastator.
Kai: and?
Galen: She dismantled it with her kris, a hibachi, and a lawn chair.
Vic: OUCH!
Kai: What are you driving now?
Galen: Back to the Crusader I guess. Just to be safe, I think I'll get the upgrade.
Vic: Which one?
Galen: Flamer, machine gun, AMS...just in case she doesn't want to be friends. She's already seeing someone new.
Kai: Who?
Yvonne: I don't know. Some street kid. No-good player?
Galen: (nods) Close. Noble Thayer.
Kai: Here they come.....what could they possibly have in common.
(DJ and Cassie walk towards the guys passing Kali Liao on the way)
Dancing Joker: Kali Liao.....hmm, interesting target. Piss off and please all the wrong people.
Cassie: Must kill?
DJ: Must kill.
Cassie: Must kill?!
DJ: Must kill.
Cassie: (coos) M U S T K I L L !
DJ: (nods) Must kill.
(DJ and Cassie grab Kali and shove her in a locker...several seconds later the locker explodes)
Hohiro: Great...Another deviant psychopath in the school.
Kathy: He's different though.
Hohiro: How so?
Kathy: He does all his killing for the resume'.
Kai: Deviant and power-hungry social climber...Is he Lyran?
Kathy: Did someone say power?
Vic: ANY-how.....Is there anyone else out there you're looking at Jer-oops, Galen?
Galen: Not really, and prom's coming up.
Vic: How about Tiaret?
(Galen gulps)
Galen: I think I am out of her league.
Kai: Hey, we're seniors now....what school are you going to next year? What college will you end up going to?
Galen: War college of Tamar. I hear they got a lot better ever since the Wolves upgraded the facility.
Kai: NAMA. I hear they have the best no-win scenarios.
Vic: Nagelring. Family business and all, what about you, Hohiro?
Hohiro: Sun Zhang.
Galen: Bless you.
(Hohiro glares at Galen)
Hohiro: Don't you have a 'Mech to re-fit? (hands Galen a wrench)
Galen: Don't you have a dead hooker to bury? (hands Hohiro a trash bag)
Hohiro: Don't you have to go off and be someone else today? (hands Galen a fake wig and beard.)
(The two storm off in different directions)
Vic: Funny, they were never like that at Outreach Prep. (shrugs)
Kai: who could we set Galen up with?
Vic: Joanna?
Kai: I thought Galen was your friend........
Vic: Just a thought! wait a minute. I know what'll cheer them all up!
Kai: SIMS!
Vic: (nods) SIMS!
(A short time later at the Davion family arcade)
Galen: Hey thanks Vic...a little Battletech will make me feel better. Weapons free. Anything goes?
Kai: Check!
Galen: Thanks guys. I needed this.
**SUNG TO SEXUAL HEALING**
Galen: When I get that feeling I need 'Mech-sual healing.
'Mech-sual healing!
When I'm stuck in that grind,
When Cassie driving me out of my mind!
'Mech-sual healing baby, it's good for me,
'Mech-sual healing, it's something that's good for me!
When Clan 'Mechs are dropping.
and things aren't looking bright
I just button up in my tin-skin!
and give those truebirths a real fight!
Hard lock, take aim, get tone, and fire!
My missiles light up the night!
Hard lock, take aim, get tone, and fire!
Victor: Double burst of AC does it right!
Hard lock, take aim, get tone, and fire!
Hohiro: Send my enemies onward, HAI!
Hard lock, take aim, get tone, and fire!
Kai: Gonna kick all your buts tonight!
All: 'Mech-sual healing baby....'Mech-sual baby..........
((several minutes later))
Kai: (sighs) It looks like I won again guys....sorry.
Galen: But how did you get the gauss shell to bounce through my cockpit and into Vic's?
Vic: Yeah, I thought the masse' was illegal in tournament play?
Kai: Well it was kind of like what I did on Alyina, after I dropped my twelfth Omni....
Galen: We know.
Kai: and that time I muzzle-loaded that Elemental...
Vic: We know.
Kai: and when I fired him, I got that triple critical on that Daishi's ammo bay, and when on Outreach when I beat the rest of your scores combined, and when I won the title on Solaris, while stopping my unce from starting the Fifth Succession War, and making that pact with the Jade Falcon while I was learning how to plan the pan flute, and when I was going to be announced to be the next incarnation of........
All: WE KNOW!
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