Bottom of the Bikini

Bottom of the Bikini is the third and last introductionary episode of The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show. The episode was aired on June 8th, 2024, and was written by KMJ.
== Transcript ==
[The Episode starts from the last scene of Viewe the Internet, right where we left off]
Papa Tarrant: Fuuuck! Now im stranded in a scrap of steel because... i dont know?! Ehh... im no' brainstormer, so ill just stay there for the rest of my lives...
[Papa Tarrant lays down in his damaged pontiac, looking at the clouds. Suddenly, the clouds start to form into a shape of a submarine. Suddenly Papa Tarrant gets an idea]
Papa Tarrant: Hmm... maybe i should i build a submarine since a cloud is telling me to do, but how can i even built a fully-functional submarine out of screws and pipes with no engine? Hmm... WAIT! I know how to build it!
CARTOON LOGIC!!
[Papa Tarrant ABSOLUTELY demolishes it by building a literal submarine made out of scraps and screws, whilst Dr - I Keep Holding On plays in the background]
Papa Tarrant: Here we goooo and now its done! Time to test it out!
[Papa Tarrant goes inside the submarine. Before he can do anything, the submarine falls immediatly underwater after being a "little" bit too heavy. The submarine, falling through whilst in a verge of implosion, successfully lands in the sands of an unknown place]
Papa Tarrant: *Leaves the crushed submarine* Where am i? And... why am i suddenly younger than usual?
[He looks around the place, filled with house that look like car mufflers]
Papa Tarrant: Let me check the city sign
[He checks the city sign, which is "Bikini Botton]
Papa Tarrant: Bikini Bottom... i think i heard about them... eh, might just look around...
[He goes around the Bikini Bottom, meeting with the other fish]
Papa Tarrant: I think I'll rent a house here, but this time i won't leave shortly
[The episode cuts to the Bikini Bottom House Rental, where he talks to the fish landlord]
Fish Landlord: Right, so the house will have a living room, salon, functional bathroom, toilet and other extensions
Papa Tarrant: How much do is the monthly rent?
Fish Landlord: 45 Fishquids
Papa Tarrant: Fucks' a fishquid?
Fish Landlord: Pretty much Bottomite currecny
Papa Tarrant: Can i pay with dollars?
Fish Landlord: I guess, but the monthly pay will cost 150.000.000.000.000.000$+500.000.000$ per miss
Papa Tarrant: Awh hell nah you trippin
Fish Landlord: Ever since the Noodle Incident.... we had to inflate the non-bottomite currency, stack-by-stack
Papa Tarrant: What was the Noodle Incident that caused it all?!
Fish Landlord: ...
Papa Tarrant: So thats a false incident you provided to fuck me up with overly expensive dollar cost... i get it
Fish Landlord: No no no no no! Its just that... the Noodle Incident... wrecked the economy with a noodle!
Papa Tarrant: Was it a Gold Noodle?
Fish Landlord: I don't know.... that was like.... Louis Armstrong's death ago....
Papa Tarrant: Sure....
[SpongeBon crashes into the rental place out of no-where]
SpongeBob: GOOOOOD MOOOOORNIIING-YEEEEEEEA-
[The rental explodes in 3 seconds, before its fixed quickly]
SpongeBob: He he... sorry for distrubing yall...
Fish Landlord: good morning...
SpongeBob: Wait a minute... you look fimiliar
Papa Tarrant: Me?
SpongeBob: You kinda remind me of Dadd Pig that i had adventures with
Papa Tarrant: How where they?
SpongeBob: He he... the scale would be an endless ping-pong match if the adventures where good, or bad, or... i dont know... straight up insane?
Papa Tarrant: Right, right...
SpongeBob, So... whaddya up to?
Papa Tarrant: Im renting a house
SpongeBob: A house that looks like a crushed beer bottle? Oh! please.... there are better alternatives than that! Tell me how will you pay monthly for rent
Papa Tarrant: Apparently 45 "Fishquids"
SpongeBob: Wait a minute.... landlord... are you british?
Fish Landlord: yes?
SpongeBob: *Rips the landlords "face" (mask)* Aha! I knew it was you! Colonizer!
British Colonizer: Aw man... ive been there for 5 hours!
SpongeBob: Don't care + Didn't ask
[SpongeBob grabs the colonizer and throws him out of water]
SpongeBob: Now that the subjob is done... *clears throat* What's your name?
Papa Tarrant: Papa Tarrant
SpongeBob: "Papa Tarrant" like an overall name-
Papa Tarrant: yes yes
SpongeBob: Okay, so i have a proposition for you
Papa Tarrant: What is it?
SpongeBob: Would you like to live in my house, rather than pay a ridiculously-high priced house that its price is pretty much made up, with a house that looks like a dented tube?
Papa Tarrant: Sure... but what does your house have?
SpongeBob: Lets see... i have a backyard, garage, living room, the kitchen, laundry...
Papa Tarrant: Okay...
SpongeBob: But thats just the first floor! The second one has a bedroom, bathroom, library and a workout room. The third floor has a staircase, closet, roof and an attic
Papa Tarrant: Sounds interesting. I accept the offer
SpongeBob: Spongetastic! Now roll the intro!
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Here's the story of an old oddboy
Who has served lots years than a fifty'
All of his wrong doings have been erased, [instead of Hitler]
The newest weren't known
[Verse 2]
It's the story of a sponge named SpongeBob
Who was busy in the Krusty Krab kreulkreul - work
Although having many analogous adventures
Yet there was a one little missing piece
[Verse 3]
'Til the one day when the odd' got a offer
He could live with the sponge in a brunchbrunch - alt. house
That the twoiestwoies - alt. for "duo" must somehow form a duaility
That's how The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show went on a raunchraunch - mix/alt. for toll, ongoing, start
[Outro]
SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant, SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant
That's how The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show went on a raunch
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