Plants

Plants are potentially sentient beings that are known to both create music by producing sounds through synthesisers and add nutrition to endive salads that are enjoyed by hipsters.
Plants have been potentially proven to not only create sounds, but also feel emotions such as fear. This was established by non-smoking detective, Cleve Backster, who did not want to go home to his wife, so polygraphed the plants while torturing them both physically and through his thoughts. His life was "not the same" after this test, and he became a breatharian.
Plants do not enjoy the music of Sting, most stemming from his depiction of barley in his widely disliked song "Fields of Gold".
Plants, according to Phoebe Tyers, "know when you are going to jerk off before you jerk off"
Category:Cryptids