The Storyteller/M.E.G. Database Formal Complaint File E-000140-1

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== M.E.G. Public Database ==
Public Complaints Form
=== Personal Information ===
Name: 'Storyteller' will do.
Level of residence: Which one is it... Nine-oh-six?
M.E.G. position, if applicable: N/A
=== Complaint ===
Page in question: Entity 140, of course!
Please detail your complaint:
Where do I start with this? It's frankly quite hurtful. But I'll endeavour to extricate my own emotions from the matter at hand, and be objective. Just as you people tend to do, clearly.
Firstly, your analysis in the first paragraph that "[I am] the source of the library's chaos." is presented as fact. I find that most interesting indeed, considering that it is nothing more than a misguided assumption. Who's to say that my own chaos is not just another part of the chaos the library naturally exhibits, hmm? Not me, unfortunately, as even I am unsure. Consider amending this to be less... pompous.
Furthermore, though your description of me starts off strong with a wonderful first paragraph - I do thank you for the "impressive" comment, it is much appreciated - your second paragraph's remark that I "censor" people's minds is extremely uncharitable. I'm sure you fine folks at the M.E.G. truly do have a curiosity to rival my own, but your genuine yearning for this knowledge would surely lead to your untimely brain death if I did not protect you from some truths. And no, I did not edit your page - I'll leave that part to you!
Moving on to the behavioural section, I do question your reasoning for characterising me as an erratic being for merely maintaining my library with a certain...enthusiasm, considering your organisation is mainly comprised of humans who are entirely unable to come close to organising a bibliotheca of this magnitude. I would much rather be characterised as hardworking and diligent in my pursuits, thank you all very much.
Now, we get to the most harrowing parts of your little article: "The Storyteller is crafty and cunning, and his methods are deceptive and sly. Psychological manipulation is its forte, alongside a host of supernatural abilities: illusion, shapeshifting, telepathy, telekinesis and teleportation are all common reports." Ack! How my heart utterly breaks in twain! Where exactly are you getting this information from, dear M.E.G? What psychological manipulation have I exacted? What is so malicious about these abilities that you list, that they serve as evidence for a characterisation of me as some kind of monster? Please reconsider this cruel representation of my character. I'm not omniscient, by the way.
Moving on: "The Storyteller has a tendency to present itself in a form that its victim will find comforting." ...victim!? I apologise for attempting to make my visitors comfortable, friends at the M.E.G! It was simply repulsive of me to attempt to present myself in a way that would put my guests at ease. I should have reconsidered. Thank you very much for pointing this out to me, M.E.G. members.
Oh, and if you have read a message from the Mail Carrier that seems to have come from me, it did not. He is useful for bringing me messages, but I have no need of him to deliver any.
Your relations section is, sadly, quite accurate. I simply have no worldly idea what that Keymaster's problem is with me, he could learn so much if he would just listen to a little constructive criticism! That Alchemist one, on the other hand, has my slight respect for being a fellow man of knowledge. That being said, I have read the full half-hour transcript from your archives and I must say! I am shocked with his judgement of me! The Crimson Wanderer on the other hand is not worthy of my comment.
Also, I will give you credit that your depictions are... of relative accuracy, I suppose. I've looked quite like many of these pictures at some points in my life, so I suppose you've done a good job. That being said, I only show that sort of... reduced true form to a few individuals. Most see a more familiar form, again, for comfort's sake. Those individuals who provided you those drawings are important, they are truly curious in a way that commands my utmost respect. Yes, even the child.
Thank you for reading! Kind regards, the Storyteller.
Thank you for reviewing the complaint, M.E.G. Member {!!NAME NOT FOUND!!}
Please edit the page, and fix any issuOh dear, that simply won't be necessary! I've taken the liberty of making my complaint public to non-M.E.G. members! I do hope you don't mind me toying around with your little... digital library, I'm sure only the most esteemed librarians fit the bill for your peak standards! Kind regards, the Storyteller.
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