EP058

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==Summary==
=== Exposed..!? ===
A famous singer is performing in the city!
=== Love is.. ===
Fi wants to be attracrive!
==Plot==
=== Exposed..!? ===
Fi and Sou were walking down the street in the city, as they were talking about some stuff. Two men walking by were talking about something. One of the men asked the other if he heard that the famous singer Nia was in this city. The other man replied saying that it was awesome. Sou's ear was giant, as she listened in on the conversation. The two men turned to Sou, as she repeatedly nodded. Sou told them to continue. The two men looked at eachother, then Sou, then quickly scooted off. Sou folded her arms, turning to Fi. She asked Fi if she understood what this meant. The FAMOUS singer Nia was in the city. Sou shook Fi repeatedly. Fi then asked Sou if Nia was a certain person. Fi looked around, getting closer to Sou, asking if she was the person who lip synced. Sou couldn’t believe that Fi would assume this, as she was on the ground. Fi told Sou that she saw it on blue bird app, which meant that it couldn’t be entirely true. Sou stood up, telling Fi that they should ditch the conversation and check out Nia. Fi agreed, as she wanted to see some of Nia’s singing. Fi and Sou walked to where there was a big crowd in the centre. Nia was energetic, as she asked the crowd if they wanted to hear the best pop music ever. The whole crowd cheered, as Nia began to sing. Fi and Sou looked from a height. Sou asked Fi what was happening, as she began to dance. Fi was shocked, asking Sou if she was okay. Sou continued dancing, telling Fi that her body started moving on its own. Fi noticed that Sou sure was a big fan of Nia, as she took note of this. Sou eventually finished it with a pose. After the performance, a lot of people left, as Nia walked over towards Sou. Sou told Fi that it wore her out. Nia called out to “the girl with the pink bow”, which was referring to Sou. Sou turned to see Nia standing behind her. Fi walked down to Sou and Nia. Nia asked for Sou’s name. Sou's eyes sparkled, as she introduced herself, saying that she was a big fan. Nia folded her arms, nodding. Nia told Sou that she got that a lot. She then said Sou’s dancing skills were awesome, and asked Sou to go to her trailer, to chat with her. Sou's eyes sparkled, as she nodded. The two walked off, as Fi stood alone. Sou asked Nia if Fi could go with them. Nia turned Sou's head away from Fi., saying that Sou wouldn’t need any friends after the chat. The two walked off to the trailer. Fi sat at a table now, as she was drinking a drink. She looked around, waiting for Sou. She wondered what they were doing. Fi took out her phone. She had a great feeling that something was up with Nia. She had to be a fraud. Fi scrolled through a bunch of different apps, as she sighed. Sou walked back to where Fi was. She apologised that she took so long, as she told Fi that she had major news. Fi turned towards Sou, as Sou sat down beside her. She told Fi that she was right. That singer does lip syncing for her songs. SOu then told Fi that Nia also wanted her to join her performance on the stage, tomorrow. Sou asked Fi what she should do. Fi grinned, as she had an idea to expose her. Sou raised an eyebrow. Sou told Fi to explain the idea. The next day, Sou and Fi arrived at the centre of the city, where Nia was performing. Fi and Sou looked to each other, nodding, as Sou ran to where Nia was. Nia told Sou that she was worried that Sou wouldn’t be able to make it. Sou apologised, telling Nia that she was just doing things. Nia told Sou that they should change lives. Nia walked onto the stage, as she began to perform. Sou walked onto the stage, as the dancer for Nia's singing. She looked towards the speaker where the audio came from that she was lip syncing too. Sou slowly approached it, while dancing, as she "accidently" tripped, and landed on the speaker, as she turned off the music. Nia was now standing on the stage, in quiet mouthing words. Fi hopped onto the stage, running over to Sou. Fi turned to the audience, exclaiming that Nia was a fraud. Fi turned to Sou, asking her if she was okay, as the fall looked real. Sou told Fi she had never felt better. Everyone left the city, as Fi and Sou also left. Their work was done. 
=== Love is... ===
Ivan walked into the classroom, walking over to Fi, Qi and Sou. Ivan raised an eyebrow, as he tilted his head. Fi was looking at a magazine, really intensely. Qi and Sou were standing behind her desk, watching her read. Ivan asked the three if they were brainwashed by a magazine, as he walked over, and looked at the magazine. Sou turned to Ivan, shaking her head, telling him that they were looking at how to be attractive. Fi complained about how it kept saying men liked women with big bums, which wasn’t helpful to her. Ivan told the three that they just needed to take one look at him, and they’d fall in love. He grabbed Qi's hand, as his eyes had lots of sparkles in it. Qi told Ivan that it was Fi who wanted this. Ivan turned to Fi. He now would rather kiss the bathroom floor. Fi turned to stone. Fi wanted to know how to get people to fall in love with her. She wanted to make people's hearts go pitter patter. A voice asked Fi if she wanted to make people fall in love with her.Fi turned, and saw two girls sitting on desks. Emoi Ema and Kaedae Bhodi were sitting on desks. Ivan asked who they were. Emoi said “I'll save you the speech. I'm Emoi Ema! I love to read romance, so let's just say.. I'm a bit of an expert.”. Kaedae said “I'll also save you the speech! I'm Kaedae Bhodi! I can make anyone fall in love with your looks!”. Ivan took note that one was a gyaru, and the other just loved boy love, girl love and romance stories. Emoi jumped on Ivan, covering his mouth, telling him not to speak about her interest so loud. Kaedae walked over to Fi. Kaedae asked Fi if she was the girl who wanted to impress men with her looks. Fi nodded, explaining that she wanted them to go hubba hubba vavavoom when they saw her. Her eyes sparkled. Emoi told Fi not to worry, telling her to follow them, as they’ll teach her. She also told Ivan to follow too, as they’d need a man for practice. In the art room, Ivan and Fi were seated in seats. Kaedae exclaimed, as she said they needed to change her look and make her beautiful. Kaedae's eyes sparkled. Kaedae now decided she needed some new clothes. Kaedae ran over to the door, opening it, as Qi and Sou walked in. Kaedae told Qi that he’d get all the data on the stuff men like nowadays. Kaedae turned to Sou. Kaedae told Sou to get designing with the clothes. Qi and Sou nodded. Ivan had decided it was now time for a fashion show, before she actually practised! Ivan held up a sign saying Fashion Show on it, as he then spun to the side. The topic was trendy. Fi walked, and posed. Ivan, Qi, Sou, Kaedae and Emoi all thought, as they shook their heads. The next theme was winter-cool. Fi walked, and posed, wearing light blue clothes. Ivan, Qi, Sou, Kaedae and Emoi all thought, as they shook their heads. The next topic was rebel. Fi walked, and posed. Ivan, Qi, Sou, Kaedae and Emoi all thought, as they shook their heads. The next topic was school bully. Fi walked, and posed. Ivan, Qi, Sou, Kaedae and Emoi all thought, as they shook their heads. The next topic was just some random combination of clothes. Fi walked, and posed. Ivan, Qi, Sou, Kaedae and Emoi all thought, as they shook their heads. Emoi squinted, removing the scarf, as everyone's eyes widened. They all nodded in approval. Fi posed some more, in her new clothes. Kaedae did Fi's make-up, as she eventually posed. Fi was now ready for the practising. Everyone closed their eyes, nodding. Fi paused, thinking that now she was a bad bitch. She posed once more. She exclaimed that she doesn’t need to practise, and is going to go catch men like Pokémon. Fi ran off. Ivan told everyone that she definitely served cunt. A few minutes later, before the break ended, Fi walked back into the art classroom, as her clothes were torn, almost like she had been through a war. Kaedae ran over to Fi, asking what happened. Fi fell to the floor, and said how she forgot how braindead Irish men are. Ivan sighed, saying that most of them liked Nike-tech tracksuits, and gaming on the PlayStation until they died. Fi rolled around. Qi suggested online dating. Fi's eyes turned to dots, as she exclaimed that she wasn’t that desperate. Ivan, Qi, Sou, Kaedae and Emoi all stepped around Fi, leaving the art room, while she regained herself.
Meanwhile, over in a bamboo forest, Taibháidir and Azusu were standing in front of a door. He told Azusu that there was a big problem, right now. Taibháidir held his hand out, as the door handle glowed, and opened. He walked in, as Azusu floated behind him. Azusu asked if the problem was there being no ham left in the world. Azusu covered his eyes, thinking of the thought of there being no ham. Taibháidir shook his head. It was about the guardians of the old spirit world. Ever since the disappearance of the world, the guardians vanished. Although, they’re still out in the world somewhere. Azusu asked Taibháidir to simplify it. Taibháidir sighed, saying “The guardian hams of the ham world are out here, in this world currently.”. The two stopped in front of a giant stone. Taibháidir then explained that if they were to create a world just for the ghosts, the Guardian Spirits would just disapprove, immediately. The only explanation of what they're doing right now was that they are protecting certain humans from dangers they can sense. They’ll just have to get rid of the humans they're with. Azusu asked Taibháidir what he meant by get rid, as he put a hand on his mouth. Taibháidir replied saying that they were going to kill the humans that the guardian spirits were protecting.
=== Reincarnation Shorts! #5: Ag Canadh ===
 Ivan, Fi, Qi and Sou were all in Ivan’s bedroom. Ivan was lying on his bed, while the others lay on a bean bag or the floor. 
 FI: ``♪ Woooahh-ohoh-oooouuuhh!! Oh!!! ♪``
 Ivan, Qi and Sou all stared. 
 IV: ``THAT WAS TRASH! It’s like this! ♪ Aaaaaahhh~! Wooooooaaah!~ ♪``
 Qi and Sou looked at eachother.
 QI: ``NO! It’s like ♪ Yeeeeaaaah! Uhhhhhhhhhh!! ♪``
 Sou sighed, when suddenly a majestic “WOOOOOOAHHH!​​ ♪” was heard. Ivan, Fi, Qi and Sou all blinked, turning to see Kiki sitting on Ivan’s desk, giggling.
==Characters==
=== Human ===
* Fi
* Sou
* Nia
* Crowd
* Ivan
* Qi
* Kaedae Bhodi (debut)
* Emoi Ema (debut)
=== Non-Human ===
* Taibháidir
* Azusu
==Trivia==