Luigi’s Mansion 3: A stay at Last Resort.

Luigi’s Mansion 3: A say at Last Resort My OC Oscar Tamaki, Toon Link and the Simpson Family travel to the Last Resort hotel at the same time Mario and his friends go there.
== Floor layout ==
B2: A mysterious lower basement. No one knows how to get there, or what’s down there.
B1: Basement and utility and storage along with the garage/parking lot. For staff only. Guests are only permitted in the garage to access their vehicles. As such there is a direct elevator down to the garage for guests as well as the main elevator that staff are permitted to go down to the basement when their job requires them.
1f: Foyer and Colonnade. Guest check in but don’t check out! Mwuhahahaha! Accessible from the elevator alone is the foyer. Too the right is the elevator and a small lounge with a bistro. To the left is tables and chairs as guests are offered tea and cakes etc upon arrival so they can sit here to eat. In the middle is the foyer with two staircases leading up to the mezzanine. On the mezzanine balcony is another elevator door for 2f access, doors to the restaurant and entertainment corridor and ball room. And the area to the left that was just a glass wall looking into an inaccessible room is now a day time restaurant/cafe. Via the balcony you use Gooigi to get the blue gem. There are stairs down to the basement for staff.
2f: Mezzanine. Contains a ball room, two restaurants, a games room, men and ladies toilet, and a disabled toilet presumably. And staff only rooms such as a storage room, dressing room, kitchen for the restaurant. stairs from foyer balcony down to foyer. Going east from toilets leads to a stair case down to the colonnade and hotel grounds. Safety deposit boxes are here and boiler room and access to hotel grounds.
3f: Shopping floor. There are shops here and an attentive security guard.
4f: Great concert hall. A concert and orchestra hall for regular performances from Amadeus Wolfgeist.
5f: Rest in Piece Suite: Basic guest suites. If you book a room with Last Resort, chances are it will be one of these rooms. Each room is a bedroom and a bathroom. Some have a balcony. One has a really deep wardrobe for some reason. There is also a laundry room if guests want to do their own laundry although staff will take laundry down to the basement utility room and wash it for you if you want.
6f: Castle suite. A medieval themed floor with medieval themed suites and miscellaneous castle rooms to explore before ending at an arena for medieval re-enactments and jousting etc.
7f: Greenhouse and garden suites. Plants and all things green everywhere including the suites, as if you want gardening equipment and plants in your bedroom, over growing... Poison Ivy’s lair style.
8f: Film studio and movie cinema floor. A film studio with a few themed studios and a cinema. Curtesy of Paranormal Productions.
9f: Unnatural History museum. A museum. Obviously gets haunted and spooky. For the more intelligent high brow guests who want to nurture their brains. Mmmmmmm... brains...
10f: Tomb suite. Egyptian themed rooms with a vibrating sarcophagus bath tub...
11f: Twisted suite. Everything here is not as it should be. Up is down, down is up etc in this confusing floor.
12f: The Spectral Catch. A naval themed floor with an indoor beach and a seafood restaurant.
13f: Fitness studio and Gym. For the athletic guests.
14f: Dance hall. A dance hall...
15f: Master Suite. Hellen Gravely’s personal quarters.
Roof: The roof. Duh!
Grounds. Contains colonnades. Fountains, a hedge maze and a swimming pool.
== Plot ==
“Come on! What are you taking on vacation that your bags are so heavy?! Nnnnngh!” Oscar grunted lifting Toon Link’s rucksack.
”The usual... grappling hook, boomerang, bow and quiver, bombs etc...” said Link.
”Link we are not going on an adventure to fight monsters! We are staying at a hotel! You do not need all that!” Oscar grunted dumping his rucksack in the Smash Bros coach.
”You’ll be sorry if Ganon or Majora attacks again...” Toon Link sighed.
The Animal Crossing villager shrugged his shoulders and got on the coach.
Oscar sighed and put his luggage in the luggage compartment of the coach with Toon Link’s stuff. Amusingly R.O.B was riding in the luggage storage.
We got on. Mario, Luigi etc from the Mushroom Kingdom we’re going alone on their own coach. That left a few empty seats. Everyone was being cool and civilised except the villains as Ridley set Toon Link’s floppy green elf cap on fire.
Oscar sighed. If Ridley continued to set fire to people he’d left Smash attack him.
By the time we arrived, Mario and the princess etc had already arrived and were checking in. I got hungry during the journey as we passed through Evershade valley so when some food spawned while Donkey Kong and Snake were fighting I grabbed a rice ball to snack on. Oscar explained in first person narration.
“Don’t spoil your appetite. There’s food at the hotel.” said Toon Link.
Oscar pulled a face at Toon Link and finished off his rice ball.
Eventually we arrived. Like I said earlier, Mario and his lot were already there checking in. Well Peach was checking in. Mario was checking out the large pile of cakes set out for us. Mmmmm! Cake...
“Mmmmmm! Mamma Mia!” said Mario observing them yummy cakes. I feel the same way Mario. Mmmmmm....
Mario picked up a slice of chocolate cake but he was so distracted talking to Luigi that the annoying Polterpup ate it. That’s why I don’t have my pet monsters out near food. Snatch my food... Oscar rolled his eyes annoyed at the Polterpup and took a slice of cheesecake and a plate and headed off far from the spectral hound to eat in piece. Luckily the Polterpup was only interested in licking Luigi so it left Oscar alone. Oscar sat at the tables in the left chamber next to the main room of the foyer. It was obviously meant as a day time eating area as other guests were sat there drinking tea enjoying the cakes etc.
To my chagrin my monsters were getting claustrophobic inside my drawing book and wanted to get out. Teddy came out.
”This is my cake! Buzz off...” Oscar said rudely as he ate his slice of cheesecake.
”Don’t worry... I don’t want any as I can’t eat chocolate. It’s toxic to me...” said Teddy, a sort of orange and yellow cartoon teddy bear creature with a big wet shiny black nose.
”Yeah but Dino keeps eating my cake and getting a stomach ache.” said Oscar pushing Dino, a cartoon yellow dinosaur away by his bulbous snout.
in the back of the room were presents. Presumably welcoming gifts to go to our rooms.
We took turns checking in. As expected the villains were rude and impatient as Wario kept pushing in and bickering with Waluigi. Then Bowser threw Captain Olimar aside. Right into a bellhop!
Eventually Oscar checked in, signed the paperwork and got his room keys. I was on floor 5. The RIP suite. Rest in piece... how cute.... not! 
Oscar and Toon Link got in the elevator and went to floor 5. Once there They went to their rooms.
”I’ll check on my room then I’m going to put some valuables in my safety deposit box.” said Oscar.
”Yop! Tiyaaaaah!” said Toon Link. Oscar rolled his eyes at Link’s battle cries.
The room was a simple bedroom with a bathroom attached. Fair dos. It was a hotel after all. The rooms were for sleeping in, not living in. There were activities to do here. Might as well do them.
The bellhops had already taken up his suit cases and stuff. I’ll unpack later. First things first.
Oscar released his pet monsters now he had finished his cake undisturbed. Teddy, Clownja, a clown headed jack in a box thing with a big red shiny nose and Dino and a cartoon baby in a diaper with a big round head stood there annoyed he kept them contained so they couldn’t help themselves to his cake.
”My cake!” Oscar said petulantly. He then got out his most important things. Medication etc. Laying them on the tea table, he laid out his insulin syringes and a pack of diapers. He put the pack of diapers in the nightstand and made sure he had enough for the rest of the day until night time.
”Surely you’re not gonna be a poopy baby this whole vacation...” Teddy sighed.
”So what?!” Oscar asked annoyed.
”If you need babysitting this isn’t the place... I thought you wanted time to yourself...” Teddy sighed.
”I wike wearing my diapees. And you wike sniffing me when I’m in em!” said Oscar.
And that was that. Once Oscar determined he was carrying in his fanny pack enough insulin and diapers for the day he took his most valuable things to put in the safety deposit box downstairs.
Oscar couldn’t help but watch and hear spectacles going on on his floor. Luigi screamed because a jack in a box smiley face in his wardrobe scared him...
Mr Bean was jumping on his bed...
Homer Simpson was in a family suite strangling his son Bart for some reason.
”I’ll room service you!”
Oscar sighed and took the elevator down to the mezzanine and went through to the corridor to the restaurant and past the toilets to the rear stairwell to the back rooms of the ground floor.
He unlocked his safety deposit box and put stuff in there and locked it.
Oscar headed back to his room to unpack and wait for Toon Link.
Link was making use of his room’s bathroom.
Trickling sounds from someone taking a whiz.
”You’re a slave to that thing...” said Oscar.
”Oh so you’d rather continue going potty in your pants... that’s real nice...” Toon Link sighed. Groping Oscar’s shorts to feel his diaper.
”Hey! Who said you can check me?!” Oscar whined.
”I’m just checking to see if you’re wet or stinky... you tend to not notice until you choke out the room with a really ripe diaper...” Link groaned.
”These are highly absorbent including against odours! And I decide if and when I need a change! Thank you!” Oscar said sharply. “In fact hold that moment, I need to go pee now. Luckily I can go while we walk to the elevator.”
”Eeeeew!” Toon Link groaned as he knew Oscar was peeing his diaper as he walked to the elevator.
At the fountains Wario and Waluigi were being jerks to everyone, Oogtar was going on about what he ate for breakfast.
”Oogtar eat.... for breakfast!”
Oscar rolled his eyes.
On the outdoor stage where there were outside festivities at night and music, Bowser and Kirby were having a Smash battle.
”I’m hungry...” said Oscar exasperated.
”Me too.” said Link.
They went inside.
Bart was ringing the desk bell repeatedly.
Up on the Suite floor, 5f. Oscar going to his room could see Mr Bean pacing up and down outside his room while the TV was on in there checking out the range of the TV remote. He was changing the channels. Suddenly cartoon tropical music came on and Mr Bean danced to it. Then a loud cowboy western came on with shooting.
An old man came out wondering what the noise was.
”Will you be quiet?” Mr Bean said to someone inside his room.
Oscar rolled his eyes and went to his room to put some things away.
At lunch the elevator was out of order. On the plus side, Danny La Rue was tonight’s entertainment.
Hugo guffawed and Homer got triggered by his homophobia.
Because the lifts were out, The slow old people were taking their time on the stairs.
”Move you old fossil!” Homer snapped at Abe.
”Homer!” Marge yelled.
Mr Bean made gestures to push at an old lady in front of of him and dagger motions with scary music.
Oscar mouthed “Don’t!” and shook his head as he had to patiently descend the stairs behind an old man.
Everyone had lunch in the day restaurant. Buffet food. Mr Bean was being gluttonous and helping himself to lots of food and eating it rudely at a table next to his neighbour he was obsessed with.
”Yeah but so is my Dad, Homeboy.” said Bart as Homer also was being a glutton.
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