Watching Ghost Widow (Spider-Man Thriller Parody)

This is about the cast of the canon universes, Union universe, and Dark universes watching Ghost Widow, the sequel to Dark Web.
==Note==
*Rated R for foul language, nudity, bloody deaths, and toilet humor.
*Kenny enjoys being the hero now.
*Patton is very honored to be the main antagonist now.
*Nobody likes the Revengers because of their laziness and arrogance
==Prologue: Gathering==
Everyone was gathered again and this time, the viewing is about Kenny.
"Congratulations, Kenny." said a smiling Patton.
"Thanks." said an also smiling Kenny.
"Wait, why is it focused on him?" asked an annoyed Tony.
"Because he's one of the only true heroes in that world who at least does something and still looks out for the little guy." said a glaring BrandonKR.
"Are you seriously still mad at us?" asked an annoyed Clint.
"Who wouldn't be still mad at how you treat Spider-Man and ignore a cry for help?" asked a glaring BrandonKR.
"Sir, that's beneath us and Spider-Man needs to stop acting like a clown about his hero job since he can't even take his job seriously while he should also leave that so-called heroism to the police." said a defensive She-Hulk.
"Unlike you, he's good at hiding his pain because he might've lost loved ones but he at least doesn't act moody about it and has still helped you even after you treat him wrongly and show ungratefulness." said a glaring BrandonKR.
"He's right. I have defended all of you, helped you all out, saved your lives, gave you chances to accept me, tried my best to protect all of you, never let your insults get to me, never held a grudge for the ungratefulness, cared about all of you, and loved all of you as friends and family but yet, this is the thanks I get? You still treat me like a threat and nuisance while ignoring the good I've done? That's it, I'm done with all of you. If you don't want me around anymore, then that's fine with me. I hereby quit being your protector and will no longer help you. You're on your own now. If you want my help again, you can forget it because you act like ungrateful children who need to be punished and shown the consequences of your actions. The Avengers or other heroes can handle it for all I care. Good luck because you need it but to be honest, I hope you don't have good luck. And when I'm gone, prepare to face the consequences of your behavior." said an also glaring Peter.
Everyone's shocked by this declaration and are now worried at how far he was pushed.
The true heroes and even nicer villains looked worried at this.
The true loyal love-interests were saddened to hear this.
However, the horrible people chose to open their mouths.
"It's about time you quit." said an arrogant Tony.
"Yeah, go ahead and do it, we don't need you." said an agreeing Clint.
"You'll only just save us the trouble." said an also agreeing Pym.
"Next time, show some maturity, you clown." said an also agreeing Namor.
"You're just a pathetic buffoon." said an also agreeing Wanda.
"Why don't just stop messing up all the time?" asked an also agreeing Carol.
"You really need to take things more seriously." said an also agreeing Natasha.
"Seriously, show some more maturity, you clown." said an also agreeing She-Hulk.
"Just leave it to the geniuses, Peter." said an also agreeing Reed.
"Go home and think of a different career, you homo-sapian." said an also agreeing Cyclops.
Alot of others made very horrible remarks.
Peter tried to act like he didn't care but secretly shed tears at the insults.
The good people noticed and got worried.
Susan just comforts him with a hug.
Peter accepted it but was still tearful.
They then glare at the ungrateful idiots.
'No wonder Peter wants to quit being Spider-Man.' thought a glaring Spider-Red.
'How dare they insult my poor brother?' thought an also glaring Spider-Woman.
'They call themselves heroes?' thought an also glaring Batman.
'They aren't heroes, they are no better than the villains.' thought an also glaring Batwoman.
'They have no gratitude for all the hard work he does.' thought an also glaring Ozpin.
'They don't deserve to be called heroes at all.' thought an also glaring All Might.
'They are lower than scum.' thought an also glaring Kakashi.
'And I always thought the order was bad but these guys take the cake.' thought an also glaring Anakin.
'Even the Ministry wasn't that bad.' thought an also glaring Harry.
'Wow, they make Zeus look like a saint.' thought an also glaring Percy.
'No wonder Peter wants to leave these bastards.' thought an also glaring Issei.
'Geez, the girls are at least way better than these assholes.' thought an also glaring Ichika.
A lot of people from the multiverse were disgusted by the fake heroes.
"Jeez, my counterpart is such an asshole." said a glaring Tony (MCU).
"You think your counterpart's bad, my counterpart is a total liar and coward." said an also glaring Clint (MCU).
"Don't forget that my counterpart is a disgusting wife-beater." said an also glaring Hank (MCU).
"Or my counterpart is a paranoid idiot." said an also glaring Carol (MCU).
"Well, my counterpart is a fucking racist dictator." said an also glaring Scott (X-Men Movies).
"And my counterpart is a deadbeat husband and father." said an also glaring Reed (F4 Movies).
"Yeah, you guys are more likable than them." said a sighing BrandonKR.
"I'm really sorry for how he's treated." said a sympathetic Tony (Ultimate Marvel).
"It's still sad to see many people being ungrateful." said a sad Tony (Emperor Stark).
The other heroes also sighed.
Peter (Marvel) had to agree.
"Still, this next film is about Dark Web's heroic archenemy Ghost Widow." said a smiling BrandonKR.
"Finally, we're seeing the hero of my story." said a smirking Patton (Dark Web).
==Chapter 1: Kenny's Story==
After gathering new people for the viewing, the audience were still happy that the sequel is now focused on the hero this time.
"You get your own film." said a proud Patton (Dark Web).
"Yeah but you're probably the main antagonist this time." said a worried Kenny (Dark Web).
"It's alright, let's still see it." said a shrugging Patton (Dark Web).
(The film starts with Kenny being the narrator this time and it shows his life after also being bitten by a spider: He is shown to have taken custody of his younger brother Benny,)
"Oh my god, Benny." said a smiling Patton (Dark Web).
"Yep, it's him." said an also smiling Kenny (Dark Web).
(his parents passed away during the certain war,)
"They're gone?" asked a sad Patton (Dark Web).
"Yeah, their car got destroyed during the battle." said a sighing Kenny (Dark Web).
A few people showed sympathy for him.
(angrily leaving the Revengers after finding out that they didn't help out because it was beneath them,)
"I also punched their leader in the face for his how he responded to me." said a glaring Kenny (Dark Web).
"Good because I recognize the Iron Patriot. He's real lazy jerkass and fake hero." said an also glaring Patton (Dark Web).
"That's your version of the Iron Patriot?" asked a confused Peter (Marvel).
"Yeah, he acts more like Stark, seeing those crimes down there as beneath him and not his problem. Even worse, he and his team don't see me as a real threat or above their paygrade." said an annoyed Patton (Dark Web).
"Well, I think you are above their paygrade." said an irritated Kenny (Dark Web).
"Why do people like these guys so much?" asked a glaring Mara (Dark Web).
"I don't know, it seems so stupid." said a sighing Mary Jane (Spider-Red).
"Yeah, I think I do remember Avengers that don't do anything at all." said an agreeing Peter (Spider-Red).
"But now you have us around." said a smiling Petra (Spider-Red).
Peter (Marvel) smiled at them for making him part of the family.
(him remember about his parents wanting him to be responsible,)
"I think they're technically teaching you Great Power and Great Responsibility." said a smiling Peter (Marvel).
"How do you know that?" asked a confused Kenny (Dark Web).
"My uncle Ben said it before he was killed by a criminal that I never stopped." said a sighing Peter (Marvel).
"Wait, what?" asked a shocked Kenny (Dark Web).
"When I first got my powers, I originally acted selfish and greedy along with being hot-headed and had let a criminal get away because I thought that wasn't my problem but then things changed when he shot and killed my uncle Ben. When I found out about the killer, I was remorseful but then I remembered my uncle's words and went on a path of heroism." said a crying Peter (Marvel).
"But Peter, that wasn't your problem at the time. You were technically a civilian who recently got his powers and was forced into being a hero. Besides, that was only a mistake that you want to fix or redeem your self for that. You joking around all the time or doing funny stuff is a way of hiding your pain because you know that always talking about or acting moody doesn't help matters. Unlike the Avengers, you at least help people and didn't care about their ungratefulness." said a smiling Kenny (Dark Web).
"He's right, your uncle wouldn't hate you but instead blame himself for not knowing the robber had a gun and he also would advice you to forgive yourself and move on. He'll always love you and be proud of the hero that you are today. You've helped many people out before, never ran away from danger, tried to reason with others, and even stayed with sick child until her death. You don't even ask for any reward in return but instead, you just want to help people because it's the right thing." said an also smiling Patton (Dark Web), proud to call the guy a hero.
"You know about me?" asked a shocked Peter (Marvel).
"Yeah and you know that heroism isn't about powers, fame, or any bad thing but instead, it about helping people, giving them hope, saving them, and trying to give your enemy a chance to stand down." said a proud Patton (Dark Web).
"I have to because some villains are sick and need help. Like you Patton, you could've became a hero with your powers but you never had anyone to teach you that." said a sympathetic Peter (Marvel).
"Well, I did unintentionally save my world by defeating the Red Queen." said a smiling Patton (Dark Web).
"Exactly, you did the world a favor." said an agreeing Peter (Marvel).
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