Care Mares

Care Mares Is A Segment From This Is Unforgivable. It Is A Mashup Of My Little Pony, Care Bears, And Halloween. 
Plot: Michael Myers Gets A Big Surprise After Years Of Being Immortal. 
(Michael Is Chasing Laurie Strode)
Laurie: SAY YOUR LAST WORDS FUCKER! 
Michael: .... 
(Laurie Shoots Michael 3 Times. He Eventually Does Die)
(Michael Wakes Up In An Open Field) 
Michael: What The Fuck? 
Purple Pony: Hi! We’re The Care Mares And We Shall Call You The Uncarer. 
Michael: What? 
Blue Pony: Let’s Spread Love And Joy To Children! 
Michael: WHERE’S JUDY!?
Blue Pony: She’s In Heaven With God! Come On! 
Michael: Where Are We Going? 
Blue Pony: We’re Going To Make Children Happy!
(A Boy And A Girl Are Sitting On A Bench) 
Girl: I Feel Sad. 
Boy: Yeah, But At Least Our Parents Got Deported. 
Purple Pony: Maybe We Can Help! 
Boy And Girl: THE CARE MARES! 
Blue Pony: Get Ready For Some Fun And Joy Everyon- 
(Michael Stabs Laughter Cakes) 
Laughter Cakes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU BITCH! (Dies From The Pain) 
(The Other Care Mares Glare At Michael)
Michael: What? His Name Was Laughter Cakes. He Was Asian And Mentally Retarded. Am I Right Or Wrong? 
Purple Pony: Send Out The Dragon Of Correcting. 
Michael: Dragon Of What? (A Rainbow Dragon Comes Out Of The Sky) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (The Dragon Eats Michael) 
(Static)
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