Scratchia

"Und es heißt: (...) Scratchia!"
-National anthem
Scratchia (full name: Socialist States of Scratchia, in japanese: スクラッチアの社会主義国家, in german: Sozialistische Staaten von Scratchia) is a country that is allies with Ohio and it's enemies with Toadette Kingdom and USF.
After PlayerFuture5003 nuked Damianese Federation again, the government said "We will become friends with those who get harmed by our former dictator. Our goal was never to reign the anarchy in this big war. We will seek our former dictator and we will haunt him."
== Notable people ==
* David De Scratchia, 1st president of David Kingdom. (1837-Around 1900)
* Scratch Cat, EestiVid blogger (2010's-)
* Scratch Cat Jr., EestiVid blogger (2017-)
== Economy ==
Since the severe economic crisis in Scratchia has extreme poverty. The GDP (PPP) per capita of the country is $9,785 as of 2024 and there is not enough budget for the people to build/upgrade their houses and/or businesses.
== Size ==
* Length: 1,030 kilometers
* Area: 1,060,900 square kilometers
== How is the life there? ==
They have their own calendar which is the Scratchy Calendar which in that year is not 2024, it's the year 111 and they are living in the year 1913. They can execute you for everything, for example: having a bible, quran or other religious texts because it's banned in this country, for celebrating christmas, for making international calls and watching Maxi: The Movie and they can even execute you for making publicitary posters because in Scratchia the publicity does not exist, only the politic publicity exists, and for stealing politic publicity just like what happened a Toad Wanderer, a toadettian student of economy that went to Scratchia and stole politic publicity and was sentenced to 15 years in jail and Toadette Kingdom had to negociate with Scratchia to release the student and when they released him, he would die 1 week later due to the tortures he was given. The relations between Toadette Kingdom and Scratchia is that they hate each other to death, there were too much tensions between these two countries by nuclear themes and they once executed a soldier due to falling asleep in the middle of a discourse, and if you go to jail, you won't go to jail alone, your children, your wife and your parents will go to jail as well although they didn't do anything wrong, and in Scratchia it is illegal to disguise as Toad because it's a symbol of support to Toadette Kingdom. There were only 3 COVID cases at 9:00 AM in September 4th of 2022 but a 9:10 AM there were 0.
== History ==
The original history in Scratchia was all the way back to 47,000 BCE where the cavemen started to create the tribes, they had hobbies like gardening, agriculture and hunting animals. This kept going on until 296 BCE, where Scratchia was created via diplomacy.
=== Modern History ===
The nations were living in peace until Scratchia attacked Amongolia in 1201.
== Illegal things ==
* Being capitalist
* Insulting the country (for example, S**tchia)
== Government ==
* Dictator:
* Vice-Dictator: 
* Chief Justice: 
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