Secret Code Formula/transcript

This is the transcript for "Secret Code Formula".
== Transcript ==
* (episode opens to SpongeBob grilling patties, and Squidward pokes his head out the window)
* Squidward: SpongeBob, I need another Krabby Patty on the double!
* SpongeBob: Hold on a second, I need to get a fresh frozen patty!
* (SpongeBob walks to the freezer, but opens it and, to his astonishment, there is no patties)
* SpongeBob: That's funny. I thought I just saw the last patty.
* Squidward: You did just see the last patty!
* SpongeBob: *gasp* PLANKTON!
* (We see Plankton running away under the patty)
* Plankton: AT LAST! I HAVE FINALLY GOT A PATTY WHICH I CAN EXAMINE AND USE TO DISCOVER THE SECRET FORMULA!
* (Plankton goes under the kitchen door out to the main area, but then Mr. Krabs runs and catches the patty)
* Mr. Krabs: Got ye, ya little twerp! Now get outta me restaurant!
* (Mr. Krabs launches Plankton)
* Mr. Krabs: I'm getting sick of all of Plankton's little schemin'. We need to take more extreme matters to protect the formuler.
* SpongeBob: Like what?
* Mr. Krabs: He can't figure out a secret code.
* (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob's pineapple the next day, where the alarm rings)
* SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: I wonder if Mr. Krabs really made that secret code he was talking about. Well, time to go to work!
* (SpongeBob walks to the Krusty Krab)
* SpongeBob: Good morning, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: Oh me boy, I'm soo tired, ohhhh...
* SpongeBob: Why? Didntt you sleep?
* Mr. Krabs: That's just it me boy-I didn't sleep! I stayed up all night making the code! Now yet me show ya...
* (timecard) Narrator: One code later...
* SpongeBob: Yes sir, I fully understand the code.
* Mr. Krabs: Now let's see Plankton try to decode this baby! He won't figure out the code in a million years!
* (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob in the kitchen)
* Squidward: SpongeBob, another Krabby Patty!
* SpongeBob: Coming right up-he-lo, what's this?
* (We see Plankton running away with the formula)
* Plankton: YES! I GOT THE FORMULA!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Plankton got away!
* Mr. Krabs: It's fine. He won't decode it.
* (Cut to the chum bucket)
* Plankton: I can't believe nobody chased me. Karen, I finally got it!
* Karen: Took you long enough.
* Plankton: HEY! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
* Karen: Okay, Sheldon. *snickers*
* Plankton: Not again. *bangs head on wall*
* (timecard) Narrator: A little while later...
* Plankton: Now for the big reveal...THE SECRET FORMULA IS...
* Plankton: A secret code? WHY THAT DIRTY NO GOOD KRABS!
* Karen: Maybe you can use my analyzer to decode it.
* Plankton: Not right now, Karen. I'm thinking. Ooh, I got it! I can use your analyzer to decode it!
* (Karen rolls her eyes)
* (timecard) Narrator: Shortly after some decoding...
* (cut to Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: We're ruined! He decoded it!
* (We see out the window, a banner over the Chum Bucket that reads: Now serving Krabby Patties)
* SpongeBob: What do we do?
* Mr. Krabs: I don't know lad!
* Squidward: I think that was a rhetorical question.
* SpongeBob: What's a torica?
* Mr. Krabs: Victory? It's what we lost, boyo!
* SpongeBob: AND ITS SWEET SWEET VICTORY YEAAH
* Mr. Krabs: Not now boy, I'm wallowing!
* (We see a customer walk inside)
* Mr. Krabs: A customer?
* Fish: Ugh, I need some real Krabby Patties. The ones across the street taste horrible.
* (We cut across the street)
* Fish #2: EWWW! IT TASTES HORRIBLE!
* Fish #3: SO AWFUL!
* Plankton: I DONT GET IT! THE CODE CLEARLY SAID CARTALIDGE, CHALK, AND WET PAINT!
* Mr. Krabs: You see boyo, I always win in the end!
* SpongeBob: What about with your daughter?
* Mr. Krabs: SSSSH! DON'T MENTION THAT!
* THE END
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