Round and Round

Round and Round is the sixth episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 6th episode overall. It was written and directed by , and aired on May 17th, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with Patrick and SpongeBob eating snacks while watching a movie, Gary is sleeping on SpongeBob's lap, SpongeBob then finishes his bag of chips.]
SpongeBob: Do we have any more snacks we can eat during the movie?
Patrick: (chewing) I don't think so.
SpongeBob: Well, since I was the one who got the snacks last time, it's your turn.
Patrick: (groaning) Darn.
[Patrick then eats the entire bag of chips, including the bag, grabs the keys, and walks out of the Apartment door. We cut to the exterior of the building where it's dark, nighttime, Patrick exits the building. He enters the boat, and drives off screen. We fade to the convenient store, it's next to a busy street and there's a parking lot, he enters the parking lot and parks his car, and walks up, 2 fish are smoking outside of the store. Cut to the interior of the store, it's like a 7/11, various aisles of snacks and a soda machine or two.]
Steve: Welcome to your local Shave and Save.
Patrick: Welcome.
[Patrick then walks into the back area of the store, looking for a snack. All of a sudden the doors open and in come 2 fish wearing ski masks, they both have guns, they aim them at Steve.]
Robber #1: GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER!
Robber #2: Be QUIET you insignificant dingus!
[The 2nd robber hits the first robber on the head with his gun, it fires off into the ceiling on impact.]
Robber #2: Oops.
[Steve is extremely frightened, he then slowly opens the register, gives them all the cash.]
Robber #2: Thank you, Slow Biden. Let's get out of here before the cops show up!
[Both robbers then flee the Shave and Save, and drive off in their car, we hear the faint sounds of police sirens.]
Patrick: How'd they get here so fast?
Steve: They triggered the silent alarm when they said that.
[We then fade to the police asking Patrick questions with a notepad, they're also asking Steve some questions.]
Police Officer #1: Alright that should be it, a--
[We hear their radio go off.]
Radio Officer: Suspects have just been caught, bring in the witnesses for questioning.
[The radio stops.]
Police Officer #1: Well, we'll need you two to come down to the station to pick out the robbers in question.
Steve: I can't, I need to return home to assure my wife I'm safe, and I ready got enough PTSD in my life I don't need anymore than I got tonight.
Police Officer #2: Then you (points at Patrick)
Patrick: Okay.
[We bubble transition to Patrick in a screening room, on the other side is a squid, an octopus, a bass, a cod and an eel.]
Police Officer #3: So, which two of these are the robbers in question?
Patrick: I don't know.
Police Officer #3: (hard sigh) Which, one, sounds like the robbers then, we'll each have them read off what set off the silent alarm.
[The police looks through various files of script and finds it.]
Police Officer #3: (on mic that blasts in the room the criminals are in) I need each of you to read, "GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER!"
Squid: GiVe Me AlL tHe MoNeY iN tHe CaSh ReGiStEr!
Police Officer #3: (unamused) ....seriously, or you'll get arrested.
Squid: Okay, okay! Give me all the money in the cash register!
Octopus: Give me all the money in the cash register!
[We cut back to Patrick behind the room.]
Patrick: ...Wait
Police Officer #3: What?
Patrick: Ask the octopus to say it again but in a more, We GOTTA Get SPONGEBOB Back!, animated Joe internet video style.
Police Officer #3: .....okay? (on the mic again) We need number two to read it in a more, We GOTTA Get SPONGEBOB Back!, animated Joe internet video style.
Octopus: GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER!
Bass: Be QUIET you insignificant dingus!
Patrick: THAT'S IT (laughs) DO IT AGAIN!
Police Officer #3: Alright guys, it's #2 and #3.
[Two officers enter the room and arrest the two and walks them out, we cut back to Patrick and the Officer.]
Patrick: Wait, they seem oddly familiar.
Police Officer #3: Well, according to their licenses, they're Weirdwid, and... Flat Bass.
Patrick: (thinks) Doesn't ring a bell. Have them do a Three Stooges routine!
Police Officer #3: Get out of here!
[We then cut to Patrick driving back to the apartment, he parks the car. We cut to him entering the apartment, SpongeBob is now sleeping too. Patrick shutting the door wakes him back up.]
SpongeBob: (startled) Huh? Oh, did you get the snacks?
[Patrick just stares blankly, grabs the keys again, and walks out of the apartment door. End of episode.]
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