The Big Brother / Episode One / Bye Bitch You're Gone

The First Episode Of Season 1 Of The Big Brother
== Bye Bitch You're Gone ==
Davina: Hey uglies, welcome to another season of Big Brother, I'm only here to get paid, got it
Davina: Let's introduce our first houseguest, she loves to get that dick knife in her asshole, It's ALICE SANDERS!!!
Alice: Hi
Davina: It's the Black Demon
Alice: What where??? Help
Alice runs into the house
In the house
Alice: God this place is beautiful
All of a sudden the toilet door opens
Alice: NO BLACK DEMON LEAVE ME ALONE
Ratress: Hello what can I get you?
Alice: Oh thank god
Outside Davina is introducing the next housemate
Davina: She's a skinny legend who's also a maid, it's Bone Hilda
Bone Hilda comes and goes in the house
Davina: I'm bored already bye
Producer: Where is the bitch going
The night goes on and everyone is in the house
Davina: Hi uglies please go to the back yard
Davina: Welcome to the HoH comp "Suck it or die"
Copeland: Sounds fun
Davina: Well it's not rat
Bone Hilda: Oop
Davina: You will each pick a chocolate dildo off the shelf and suck on it, each round the person who sucks the least chocolate will be eliminated, does everyone get the rules
Houseguest: YES
Davina: Let us begin
Everyone grabs their dildo and sucks on it hard
Alice: I wanna shove it up my ass!
Davina: Alice there's a knife in the kitchen
Alice: Don't bully me
Davina: EVERYONES STOP!
Davina: Mariah as you've sucked the least chocolate you are eliminated, sit down now
Mariah: Ugh
Davina: Since I need to hurry this ugly comp up whoever sucks the most chocolate this round will win
Martha then realizes she is allergic to chocolate and runs off
Davina: Nasty whore
Davina: Alright hoes the person who sucked the most chocolate is... Devin Owens... congratulations Devin you are the new Head of Household
Cassandra then floats in
Cassandra: That dumb betch won HoH
Cassandra floats out
Davina: Head to the diary room and make your nominations
In the diary room
DR: Rat make your choice
DR: Now
Devin: I choose *BLANK* and *BLANK*
DR: Ok bye
The day goes on and in the living room Copeland and Hani are taking shit
Hani: That dumb rat Devin won, I wanted him gone
Copeland: He won a comp about sucking dildos and claims to be straight, kk
Alice Sanders then walks over
Alice: Talking about Devin?
Hani: Yes he's a troll I want him gone
Alice: All right
Copeland: Hey I get a nice vibe from this group, alliance maybe?
Alice: O
Hani: I like the name "Final 3 Rats Who Get Robbed"
Alice: Oh my god sounds great
Alice then walks off
Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Rahira is getting her jush with Mariah
Rahira: Ugh wouldn't it be terrible to get evicted first
Mariah: I know, loser forever
Charlie walks in
Charlie: Hey
Mariah: Do you have any idea on Devin's nominations
Chalire: Well there's been an alliance formed already, I bet he's going to target them
Ratress: They called themselves "Fin....
Ratress is then zapped
Davina: Ratress no talking to the housemates about game
Charlie: Anyway I think we're safe 
Meanwhile in the HoH room
Bone Hilda: So I heard that Hani, Copeland and Alice formed an alliance targeting you
Devin: I've already made my nominations but this interesting
Bone Hilda: Hmmm
Davina: Rats it's time for the nomination ceremony
Davina: I don't care just show who's nominated
The screen reveals Mariah and Bone Hilda to be nominated
Bone Hilda: Ok bye
In the DR room Bone Hilda is venting
Bone Hilda: What a fucking snake tbh, I want him gone, like now
Hoh Room
Devin: I feel guilty now, I hope they win PoV I want Copeland gone now
Pablo: Only time will tell