Mario-Kun VS Archie Sonic

== Introduction ==
Wiz: Mario Kun and Archie Sonic. Two of the most confusiing inconsistent Video game characters ever.
Boomstick: and they are both from comic books. It’s time to see which video game character really sells it through comics
Wiz: it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
=== Mario-Kun ===
Wiz: Mario from the video games is always, “Wahoo” but this one is different. Mario Manga or just Mario -Kun. This character has the same exact stories as video game Mario but features his own side stories.
Boomstick: Mario is super tough, super fast, and extremely strong. Mario once even grabbed the Sun with his bare hands and pulled it down to Earth and didn’t suffer any damage.
Wiz: That would take up to 3.5*10^22 Newtons of TNT to move the entire Sun
Boomstick: Jesus, and that’s only The Sun
Wiz: Just like Paper Mario, he can also keep up with Dimentio in The Void and even survive being sucked into it which is like being sucked into a black hole. Mario was even strong enough to beat Dimentio who is a Multiverse Level being as his entire plan was to destroy the entire Mario Universe.
Boomstick: Mario even has his own power ups like the Mushroom, Fire Flower, and Ice Flower. He can also clone himself easily by using extra lives so even if he’s killed, he can revive himself if he has another 1-up. He holds about 99 lives, 
Wiz: Mario can freeze, slow, or speed up time with an NES controller, Use Cappy to mind control people, has his own time machine made of barrels, mix up his own power ups together, use a Moon to become Moon Mario and fly, and when he needs to become invincible he can use the Starman, metal cap, or invincibility leaf.
Boomstick: Mario even possess Toon Force. He can turn into an object, disguise himself into anything he wants, easily trick his opponents, and somehow possesses Plot Manipulation. Bowser actually defeated the manga Arthur who is apparently Super Mario Manga’s God and Bowser rewrote the entire thing so he would win and uh-
Wiz: Mario just “ignored” it and he won anyway. Like, there’s no context with this guy. He can also be squished, twisted, and stretched. He can even become Paper Mario himself anytime he wants and possesses paper manipulation just like the original Paper Mario.
=== Archie Sonic ===
Wiz: Archie Sonic isn’t your typical video game Sonic. He is very different and very very fast! Sonic is the leader of the Freedom Fighters.
Boomstick: Sonic is extremely fast he can move through stopped time and even reverse the pull of a black hole and got blasted 840,000 light years by a black hole imploded. 
Wiz: That would take 5 trillion tons of TNT
Wiz: Sonic is super strong and even has his very own super forms known as Super Sonic & Ultra Sonic. Sonic is invincible, has his own wish powers, and can banish people to the Zone of Silence. Although they don’t last for long.
Boomstick: Sonic can resist Mind control and can also stop time with his own speed. He can create after images, turn himself invisible, and has a gold ring aura that can protect him like a force field making him hard to kill.
Wiz: Sonic also has his own power ups called wisps and even has his own protective shield against fire, water, and ice, tho one fatal blow can easily disable the affects.
Boomstick: One time Sonic grabbed a ball of water and shot it at a robot flicky in 100 attoseconds. Jesus Christ, Sonic’s speed is insane! Beware the speed of Archie Sonic!
== DEATH BATTLE ==
Mario-Kun is showing sitting down next to a pipe and pulls out a chilli dog. He is planning on eating the chilli dog for himself until a blue blur flashes on him for a second. Mario sees his chilli dog is gone and sees Sonic chowing down on it. Mario jumps up aggressively
Mario: Hey! How could you steal my lunch?!
Sonic: sorry, pal, finders keepers.
Mario: you’ve got once chance to return that dog to me!
Sonic laughs at him and shrugs it off and swallows it whole with one bite. Mario’s face turns red with anger and throws fire balls at Sonic. Sonic is hit with all of them and then he gets kicked into a mountain. Sonic groans in pain as he gets up.
Mario: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MARIO’S DOG!!!
Sonic: I swear what’s with his speech patterns? Alright! You wanna go? Let’s go!
Mario puts on an announcer costume and announces the fight scene starting.
Mario: FIGHT!!!
=== FIGHT! ===
Mario starts off with bombarding Sonic with fire balls at him. Sonic dodges everyone of them
Mario: BANG BANG BA BA BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Sonic rushes behind Mario but Mario quickly hits his face with that back of his elbow and punches him into a tree. Sonic tries to spin dash into Mario but Mario hits him upwards with his hammer and spikes him down wards like a volley ball.
Sonic: ENOUGH!
Sonic circles around Mario creating after images and starts comboing Mario, knocking him all over the place and ends it off with a homing attack. Mario starts to clone himself. The clones start to pull out their own power ups and starts to clobber Sonic. 
Sonic: (screams)
Sonic gets hit with a boomerang, fire ball, ice ball, hammer, stung by a Bee Mario, hit with a Pow Block, cut by Moon & Cat Mario, and gets blown up by a bob-omb. Mario jumps and smashes Sonic in the face with a punch and slams Sonic into a mountain.
Mario: *laughs* Failure!!!
Sonic slows down time with his speed. He uses this chance to get rid of all the clones and beat up the original Mario. Sonic uses spikes to cut Mario, uses Blue cube to pound Mario, and uses Drill to drill into Mario. Mario is fine thanks to his toon force healing. Sonic rushes in for another attack until Mario pulls out an NES controller and slows down time. After a few seconds, Tiime resumes and Sonic sees a horde of bob-ombs all around him.
Sonic: WHAT!!!!
A massive explosion is seen and Sonic gets flung high into the air. Mario flies up to him in a Tanooki suit. Mario uses the statue form to send Sonic blasting into the ground. Mario lands next to the hole and looks down at Sonic. He starts to mock him for his defeat.
Mario: HA HA HA HA YOUR TOO WEAK FOR THE LIKES OF ME!!!
Sonic flashes a golden yellow light beam and transforms into Super Sonic. A blue anime water drop appears on Mario and Mario has a “oh crap” type of expression.
Super Sonic: BIG MISTAKE!!!
Sonic tackles Mario and starts beating the crap out of him. Mario doesn’t seem to suffer much from it. Sonic kicks Mario in the air. Mario pulls out a power star and absorbs it quickly. Sonic uses his wish powers, atomic manipulation, and even tries to bend Mario’s reality. Mario doesn’t get affected by it because he’s invincible. 
Sonic: AGH WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?!
Sonic dashes into Mario only for Mario to hold him back and punch him into outer space. Mario flies into outer space using the invincibility Leaf. Mario now has two clones by him. One of them uses the metal cap to make himself invincible. Sonic goes Ultra form.
Sonic: NO MORE TRICKS
Sonic shoots a fire beam at Mario but Mario’s clone blocks it for him. Invincibility Leaf Mario time travels into the future. Sonic is fighting and holding off against Metal Mario and the other Mario becomes Mega Mario and punches Sonic. Sonic has had enough and opens the Zone of Silence and Metal and Mega Mario starts being pulled in. Mega Mario plugs up the hole and gets stuck. Sonic makes the portal bigger and the two gets sucked up. Sonic closes the portal so they won’t get out. Sonic’s Ultra form goes off.
Sonic: finally that’s done with. Sally won’t believe the battle I had.
Mario pops back into time and jumps out of his time machine. Mario punches Sonic with enough force and combine that with the affects of his invincibility Leaf destroys Sonic all together and poofs him out of existence. Sonic screams while doing so.
Sonic: DAMN IT!!!!
Mario floats in outer space and looks up at Manga Kamen who is seen writing and drawing the entire comic panels. Mario holds a thumbs up at Manga Kamen.
Mario: You’re too slow, hedgedog.
=== K.O. ===
The Manga Kamen is shown retrieving Mega Mario and Metal Mario form the Zone of Silence and Mario jumps around with them happily. Mario then hops out of the manga to give Manga Kamen a high five.
== Results ==
Boomstick: Damn, Sonic barely did anything against Mario!
Wiz: Sonic had the advantage and raw speed and power but Mario’s plot manipulation, items, durability, and strength won this bout.
Boomstick: Sonic may have survived getting sucked into a black hole but The Void was consuming literally everything in Mario’s Universe, that’s way more powerful. 
Wiz: Not to mention, Mario was able to beat the guy causing this and even dragged the sun around. That’s rediciulous. Dimentio is even a multiverse level threat so Mario is practically damaging and beating a being who could destroy universes in his base form. Sonic useally has to rely on his super forms.
Boomstick: and unlike Sonic’s super forms, Mario’s invincibility leaf NEVER wears off until the end of the fight. 
Wiz: Well Mario has other options then just using the invincibility leaf to defend against Sonic’s super attacks
Boomstick: Also Mario can just cheat with his time machine or just pull a plot Manipulation. So even if Sonic won, Mario can just come back with extra lives and Mario will just win because he always wins any battle regardless of reason and how powerful his opponent is.
Wiz: Not to mention, Mario has more items to old off Sonic and overwhelm him eventually and Mario’s toon force lets him heal himself and even shapeshift over time. Sonic may have been incredibly fast and had more experience but Mario’s toon force, durability, strength, plot manipulation, and power ups let him win this battle.
Boomstick: Sonic got Mari-owned once again!
Wiz: The Winner is Super Mario-Kun!
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