Annoying Orange: Fake 'N Bacon/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Hey, Banana! Hey, Banana, hey!
Fake Banana: Are you talking to me?
Fake Apple: Duh. Of course he's talking to you.
Fake Orange: Because you're a banana, remember?
Fake Banana: Oh, totally. I forgot.
Orange: A banana that's forgetting she's a banana? That's bananas! [laughs]
Pear: Orange, they're not really fruit.
Orange: What? You mean they're vegetables?
Pear: No. I mean they're not real. Look at their skin. It's all shiny. They're obviously plastic.
Orange: I think you mean "spastic." [laughs]
Fake Banana: And then Stacey was like, "OMG, your boyfriend is a total zucchini-head."
Fake Orange: OMG, like, what did you do?
Fake Banana: I reacted like any real fruit would, because I'm a real fruit.
Stacey: So am I.
Fake Orange: We are real fruits.
Fake Banana: Did everyone hear? We're real fruits.
Orange: More like "fo-real." [laughs]
[Title card]
Fake Banana: Do you know how many calories are in one orange?
Stacey: Probably like, too many to count.
Fake Banana: Correct.
Orange: Hey! Hey, fake banana!
Fake Banana: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a real banana.
Orange: Sorry, it must've "slipped" my mind. [laughs]
Fake Banana: Ugh! This orange is starting to get on my nerves.
Stacey: Uh--unless real fruits don't have nerves.
Fake Banana: Right, in which case, forget everything I just said.
Orange: Fake banana, hey, fake banana!
Fake Banana: What do you want?
Orange: Orange you glad I said "banana"? [laughs]
Fake Banana: No. Not at all, actually.
Orange: Hey! Hey, fake fruits! Hey!
Fake fruits: What?!
Orange: Fruit flies.
Stacy: Ah! No! Flies! Ugh, stay away!
Fake Orange: Ah! Oh no! Please stop.
Stacey: Yeah, we're, like, uh, totally totally scared of fruit flies.
Fake Banana: [woodenly] Stop it, stop. Oh.
[Fruit flies cough]
Orange: Woah! They're dropping likes flies! [laughs]
Fake Banana: Yeah because... that's what flies do.
Fake Orange: Because they are real flies and we are real fruits grown from real plants.
Orange: Yeah, manufacturing plants. [laughs]
Stacey: [scoffs] Just ignore him. Winners like us don't have time for losers like him.
Orange: You guys win? I thought you tie.
Stacey: Tie?
Orange: Yeah, it says right there. "Made in Thailand." Get it? you tie. [laughs]
Fake Orange: Stacey, your stamp is showing.
Stacey: OMG, OMG!
Fake Banana: Stace, get it together. You're totally letting us down. [pop!, others scream]
Orange: Woah! Talk about an eye sore. [laughs]
Fake Banana: These things happen to real fruits.
Stacey: Uh-huh, they totally do.
Fake Orange: I, too, am a real fruit. [pop!, others scream]
Orange: Nah, I think you guys are just trying to save face. [laughs]
[Fake banana groans]
Orange: Hey look, I'm a fake fruit cyclops, too. Grr! [laughs]
Fake Banana: I am not gonna tell you again. We are real!
Orange: Oh, well, I guess you're not 'real' scared of what day it is, then, huh?
Fake Banana: and what day would that be?
Orange: Recycling day.
[Suspenceful music plays as Daneboe puts the fake fruits and the dead fruit flies in the trash can]
Orange: Ugh! Talk about taking out the trash. [laughs]
[1 week later]
Orange: Hmm... you look familiar.
[The fake fruits are turned into a Piggy bank]
Fake Banana: I can't believe we were recycled in to a pig.
Fake Orange: Do you know how many calories are in a pig?
Orange: I guess you must've had some "plastic" surgery. [laughs]
[Fake banana groans]
Orange: Hey! Hey, Fake N' Bacon. Hey, fake n' Bacon, hey.
Fake Banana: What?!
Orange: Hammer!
[DaneBoe smashes the piggy bank with his hammer.]
Orange: Ugh! Talk about plastic explosives. [laughs]
AK-40 [Beeping]: Hey! Did someone say "plastic explosives"?
Orange: Uh-oh.
Pear: [groans] Why is everything always exploding?
[Kaboom!]
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