Next Land, Parody (haha i swapped it)

Next Land, Parody (haha i swapped it) is the stupid 2nd episode of the series ParodyStar. It parodies Next Parody, Land. It releaded August 31nd, 2019.
== Synopsis ==
The gang make it to land to stop plankton or something.
== Plot (ugh) ==
"Hop in the damn rocket," says Spongebob. "You are realising it's my rocket, which means my rocket," says Sandy. "You mean our rocket," says Spongebob who i guess is now a communist. That makes no bloody sense. "Actually, it's my rocket, i bloody made it," says Sandy. "Our rocket," says Spongebob who also is apparently Joseph Stalin. Just kidding. Maybe. The people in Spongebob's house, a.k.a "the cliche-" woops, I meant "the resistance." Or did i? The rocket blasts off into the air towards land. "That stupid fucker stole my damn rocket," says Sandy, furiously. 
Cut to the ocean with people swimming but then Sheldon's robot surfaces and i guess the rocket does as well. They fly through the sky and a child notices. "Wow look, it's a rocket and a tiny robot," says a small child. "I wonder who owns it," says the mother. "Ok hold the fuck up chief," says Plankton, "i bloody told you that i was the one who made the rocket. Weren't you paying attention at all when I announced it?" "Not at all," says the mother. "Ok, let me recap. I made this robot, and you all will die, the end," says Sheldon.
"It belongs to me," says Spongebob. "I was talking about the robot," the mother informs. "Oh fuck," says Spongebob. "I thought Sandy made the rocket," Patrick says. "Sandy and i are dating," says Spongebob, "so what's hers is what's mine." "Ok, first off you aren't even dating. Second, that is not in any way how that shit works," says Squidward begrudgingly. The child says "it looks like there's sea creatures in there," says the child, grabbing both of the small flying things. Just go along with it, this stupid parody is almost done. "Unhand me at once you mediocre clarinet player," says Plankton. "This looks like a bogey," the child says. 
"Bogey?! How dare you," screams Plankton, grabbing a machine gun and shooting the beachgoers. The child throws the rocket and they accidentally get shot. i dont fucking know how, just go along with it yet again. Please for the love of christ get this over with. Ok, so basically the crash land on the beach and gets put in an Aquarium. Spongebob says "welp, we fucked it up," and that is the end of this stupid stupid parody. Stay tuned for more parodies of parodies that really aren't parodies. 
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