Krabby Wars

This is the fifth episode of Into the Spongyverse.
==Transcript==
Counselor Krabs finds out about regular Krabs’ secret Krabby Patty formula, and he tries to steal it from his older self for personal gain. However, both Planktons are doing the exact same thing.
(The episode starts with Counselor Krabs polishing his booty… literally)
Counselor Krabs: Gotta keep that booty nice and clean, agagagagagagag! Oh I crack meself up sometimes. Time to go outside and touch some grass.
(Counselor Krabs waddles outside and literally touches the grass outside)
Counselor Krabs: Ah, what a wonderful day. Absolutely nothing can ruin it. (he then smells something) What is that wonderful smell?
(He waddles over to the smell and sees a building called The Krusty Krab)
Counselor Krabs: Looks like something I would do. Interesting.
(He waddles inside the Krusty Krab and sees a long line of customers)
Counselor Krabs: I wish I had this many customers!
SpongeBob: Fresh served Krabby Patties coming up, sir!
Counselor Krabs: “Krabby Patties”? Interestinger and interrestinger… I'll have to try meself one.
(Counselor Krabs butts ahead in line, annoying the people still in line)
Fred: MY SANITY!
Squidward: Sir, please go to the back of the line.
Counselor Krabs: I would like one-
(Counselor Krabs gets thrown out of the building by Squidward)
Counselor Krabs: So that's how it is, huh? Well then, I guess I'll have to steal one for meself.
(He then gets a brilliant idea)
Counselor Krabs: Wait a second… I could make some money too! If I get that Krabby Patty recipe, I can make lots of mula! I'll be filthy rich! (Laughs)
(Cut to the same scene at nighttime. Plankton is staring at the Krusty Krab with his binoculars from the top of the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: Ah yes, yet another night to steal the formula. 456th time’s the charm, right Karen?
Karen: - .... .-. . . / - .. -- . ... / -.. .. -.. / - .... . / -.-. .... . . ... . / -- .- -. / --. --- / - --- / --- .... .. --- / .- -. -.. / -- .- -.- . / .- / ... - . .- -.- / ... .- -. -.. .-- .. -.-. .... .-.-.-
Plankton: I have no idea what that means but that sounds great!
Karen: (sighs)
(Plankton hops off from the Chum Bucket and splats to the ground)
Karen: Please don’t try to kill yourself again, honey.
Plankton: I AM NOT KILLING MYSELF! YET!
(Meanwhile, in a slightly remote location, a younger Plankton and Karen are also eyeing the Krusty Krab)
Young Plankton: Ah yes, yet another night to steal the formula. 45264346th time’s the charm, right Karen?
Young Karen: .--. .-.. . .- ... . / ... - --- .--. / .... .. - - .. -. --. / -- -.-- / .-. .. -... -.-. .- --. . / .-- .. - .... / .- / -- . - .- .-.. / -... .- .-. -.-.--
Young Plankton: I have no idea what that means but that sounds great!
Young Karen: (sighs)
(Young Plankton hops off from the Chum Bucket and splats to the ground)
Young Karen: Please don’t try to kill yourself, honey.
Young Plankton: I AM NOT KILLING MYSELF! YET!
(Pan over to the inside of the Krusty Krab, where Young Plankton, Plankton, and Counselor Krabs all enter by breaking into different windows, all wearing ski masks)
Plankton: ME?!
Young Plankton: ME?!
Counselor Krabs: PLANKTON?! PLANKTON?!
Old Man Walker: Old Man Walker!
(The two Planktons look at each other and start beating up the old man relentlessly. Plankton takes his glasses and puts them on)
Plankton: Huh. I guess this pair of glasses was NOT meant for one-eyed folk such as I.
(Plankton rips the glasses in half and puts the half on)
Plankton: Much better.
Counselor Krabs: Haha! While you two were bickering about that old geezer, (shows off his right hand) I got the formuler!
(He does a double take and notices that he doesn’t have the formula)
Counselor Krabs: Huh? What’s going on here?
Young Plankton: What’s going on here is that I just got the formula! Finally! After all these months!
Plankton: Months? I’ve been at this for YEARS! You don’t deserve it!
Young Plankton: Of course I deserve it, I got the formula fair and square!
Plankton: Kiss my abs!
Young Plankton: Why you LITTLE-
(While the two Planktons were bickering, Counselor Krabs once again has the formula)
Counselor Krabs: Agagagagag, you two crack me up! Well, looks like I’ll be puttin’ this old man out of business. Good night, you two.
(Plankton bites his leg, which causes Counselor Krabs to yelp, dropping the formula. Plankton then catches the formula, now possessing it)
Counselor Krabs: Drat!
Plankton: Muhahaha!
Young Plankton: No fair! I’m younger, I deserve world domination more!
Counselor Krabs: No, I deserve to make lots of money! Greenbacks!
(The three of them start pathetically attacking each other, and the original Mr. Krabs stands in front of them and clears his throat)
Mr. Krabs: Ahem. Do I have a fight to break up or somethin?
(The trio stop fighting and look agape at Mr. Krabs, who is in only his underwear)
Mr. Krabs: What? You haven’t seen an old man in his underwear before? Now hand over me formuler before things get real violent.
(They all gulp, and Young Plankton gives back the formula)
Plankton: WUSS! WUSS! WUSS! THE REAL PLANKTON WOULD NEVER DO THAT! Gimme that!
(Plankton tries to snatch the formula from Krabs’ grasp, but he sadly fails and gets squashed by Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Agagagagagag, trying to foil me plans, eh, Plankton?
Plankton: You haven’t seen the last of me, KRABS!
Young Plankton: YEAH! I’ll get you next time!
Counselor Krabs: No, I will! I need to make lotsa money!
Mr. Krabs: Hey now, only I get to make lots of money! Now all of you, SCRAM!
(The trio escape through the front double doors, as Mr. Krabs looks at them satisfied)
Mr. Krabs: Ah, yet another day of foiling me foes' plans. Heheh, I’ve lost count. I think I have dementia…
(the episode ends with Krabs sighing)
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