The Hobbit/Deleted Scene

The following is a deleted scene from the Season Seventeen episode “The Hobbit.” Wanna know what else? It’s totally fake. I make these for fun. Shut up and enjoy.
South Park Elementary, hallways. The main boys are sitting on the stairs watching Robyn walk back and forth.
Robyn: How is this happening? I mean, how can Clyde date Lisa Berger? This doesn’t make any sense to me.
Kyle: He loves her, I guess.
Robyn: That’s what doesn’t make sense! [stops walking and looks at them] No one has ever liked her before until that photo of her got posted online.
Cartman: Yeah, she’s hot. Like, Jessica Rabbit hot.
Kenny: (Yeah, that kind of hot.)
Robyn: You guys aren’t getting it. Clyde didn’t like her at first, but all of a sudden a hot picture of her appears and he’s all like “Oh, I’m gonna make her into my wife now.”
Stan: ..Robyn, if you’re jealous, just say it. You’re not the only girl who’s jealous.
Robyn: Jealous? I’m not jealous!
Kyle: You sound pretty jealous to me. 
Robyn: I’m just confused with the whole thing is all. One minute, you’re making fun of the girl. The next minute you’re dating her! That doesn’t make sense! 
Kenny: (Do you like Clyde?)
Robyn: ..What?-
Kenny: (It sounds like you’re jealous of Clyde and Lisa and I guess you wish that Clyde was dating you instead of Lisa.)
Cartman: Oooh, good point, Kinny.
Robyn: [blushes a bit] Shut up, Kenny. I don’t wanna date that dumbass.
Stan: [glances at Kyle, then at Robyn] You sure? 
Robyn: All I’m saying is that he deserves so much better than what he has right now. She looks nothing like the photo of her online! 
Kyle: Robyn, c-calm down-
Robyn: I can’t!- because you guys won’t open your damn eyes!
Cartman: Yeah? Why don’t you go home after school and jerk off to photos of Clyde in your room? [the boys glare at Cartman] What? 
Robyn: [facepalms] Fuck me.
Cartman: Nah, I think Clyde would do a much better job, don’t you think? Hehehe.
Robyn: [walks off, mumbling]
Kenny: (She’s totally into him, dudes.)
Stan and Kyle: Yep.