Pups Save the Chili Cook-Off/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save the Chili Cook-Off" from Season 4, which premiered on February 6, 2017 in the United States and on March 4, 2017 in Canada.
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00:11:56 Rubble: 	♪ We are the cowpoke puppies ♪
00:11:58 Chase: 	♪ Yes, sir-ee ♪
00:12:00 Rubble: 	♪ This is our little jamboree ♪
00:12:03 Chase: 	♪ Jamboree ♪
00:12:04 Rubble: 	♪ Yee-haw ♪
00:12:05 Chase: 	♪ Yee-haw ♪
00:12:06 Rubble: 	♪ Yee-hee ♪
00:12:07 Chase: 	♪ Yee-hee ♪
00:12:08 Chase and Rubble:	♪ It's the cowpoke life for me ♪
00:12:13 Pups: 	(Howling)
00:12:15 Ryder: 	Great song, pups!
00:12:16 Marshall: 	Thanks! We're gonna play it tonight at the big chili cook-off.
00:12:20 Skye: 	Everyone's so excited to find out whose town makes the best chili.
00:12:24 Rubble: 	It's gonna be Adventure Bay, of course. Mr. Porter's chili is downright chili-licious! (Giggling) Yee-haw!
00:12:33 Mayor Goodway: 	Come, Chickaletta. Let's visit Mr. Porter. Maybe he'll let us sample the yummiest chili in the world.
00:12:41 Mayor Humdinger: 	Sorry, Mayor Goodway. You'll have to wait 'till tonight to try my chili.
00:12:45 Mayor Goodway: 	Your chili, Mayor Humdinger? Then, shouldn't you be cooking it right now?
00:12:52 Mayor Humdinger: 	Well, I'll have you know I've been working very hard to win this competition.
00:12:57 (Sound): 	(Explosion)
00:12:59 Mr. Porter: 	Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
00:13:01 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, Mr. Porter! Are you all right?
00:13:04 Mr. Porter: 	I'm okay, but... Ah-choo! My stove went ka-blooey. (Sneezing) And my chili went all over! (Sneezing) And all this chili powder went up my... Ah-choo!
00:13:16 Mayor Goodway: 	Nose?
00:13:18 Mr. Porter: 	Yes!
00:13:19 Mayor Humdinger: 	What a shame. I suppose Foggy Bottom automatically wins!
00:13:23 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, hardly! The contest ends at 6 tonight, remember?
00:13:32 Rubble: 	Hey, Ryder! I'm here to help... eat any treats that you happen to drop.
00:13:37 (Sound): 	(Pup-pad ringing)
00:13:38 Ryder: 	(Giggling) Hey, Mayor Goodway. What's up?
00:13:42 Mayor Goodway: 	Mr. Porter's chili, that's what.
00:13:43 Mr. Porter: 	(Sneezing)
00:13:44 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, it's up and down and all over the place. His stove went kablooey!
00:13:49 Rubble: 	Oh, no! Not the chili.
00:13:51 Ryder: 	We're on our way. No job is too big, no pup is too small!
00:13:56 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
00:13:59 Pups: 	Ryder needs us! (Howling)
00:14:02 Marshall: 	Whoa! Whoops! Whoa!
00:14:06 (Sound): 	(Crashing)
00:14:08 Rubble: 	Marshall.
00:14:09 Marshall: 	Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week.
00:14:13 Pups: 	(Laughing)
00:14:14 (Music): 	♪
00:14:25 (Sound): 	(Elevator dinging)
00:14:30 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder, sir!
00:14:33 (Sound): 	(Beeping)
00:14:34 Ryder: 	Thanks for hurrying, pups. Mr. Porter's stove went ka-blooey and ruined his batch of chili.
00:14:39 Mr. Porter: 	(Sneezing)
00:14:40 Skye: 	Poor Mr. Porter.
00:14:42 Ryder: 	He's got a bad case of chili powder sneezes. But otherwise, he's okay.
00:14:46 Rubble: 	Too bad the chili isn't.
00:14:48 Pups: 	(Laughing)
00:14:50 Ryder: 	We have to help Mr. Porter get cooking again. So for this mission, I'll need Rocky. I need you to repair Mr. Porter's stove.
00:14:58 Rocky: 	Green means go!
00:15:00 Ryder: 	Rubble, I need you and your shovel to clean up all that spilled chili.
00:15:05 Rubble: 	Let's dig it!
00:15:06 Ryder: 	All right, PAW Patrol is on a roll!
00:15:10 Pups: 	(Barking, cheering)
00:15:12 (Music): 	♪ (Deployment sequence for Rocky and Rubble)
00:15:54 (Sound): 	(Tires screeching)
00:16:11 Mr. Porter: 	(Sneezing)
00:16:13 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, good! Here they are.
00:16:14 Mr. Porter: 	(Sneezing)
00:16:16 Ryder: 	Rubble, go inside and start scooping up that chili.
00:16:20 Rubble: 	You got it, Ryder! (barks) Shovel!
00:16:25 Ryder: 	Rocky, check out the damage to the stove.
00:16:29 Rocky: 	I'm on it! (Barking)
00:16:31 Rubble: 	Poor chili. Never had a chance.
00:16:35 Rocky: 	Bad news. The stove's heating element is busted and I don't have a replacement in my truck.
00:16:41 Mayor Goodway: 	(Gasps) But how can we win with a broken stove, and a chef who can't stop...
00:16:44 Mr. Porter: 	(Sneezes)
00:16:46 Mayor Goodway: 	...sneezing?
00:16:47 Ryder: 	Hmm…Mr. Porter may not be able to cook it, but he can give us his recipe and we could cook it.
00:16:54 Rubble: 	We can?
00:16:56 Mr. Porter: 	Here's the... (Sneezing) ...recipe. But you still need something to... (Sneezing) ...cook it on.
00:17:04 Ryder: 	Why don't we make cowboy chili the cowboy way? Over a campfire!
00:17:09 Mr. Porter: 	Cooking in the open air will give it a whole new, wonderful... (Sneezing) ...flavor.
00:17:15 Mayor Humdinger: 	Outdoors, eh? Why that idea sounds positively steal-able.
00:17:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Laughing nefariously)
00:17:24 (Sound): 	(Sirens blaring)
00:17:27 Ryder: 	Mayor Humdinger, you're cooking here too?
00:17:30 Mayor Humdinger: 	Of course! Everyone knows cooking in the open air gives chili a whole new wonderful flavor. (Evil laughing)
00:17:38 Mayor Goodway: 	Sounds like someone was listening in on your ideas.
00:17:42 Ryder: 	Rocky, can you make one of these campfire tripods?
00:17:46 Rocky: 	Sure! I know just what to use.
00:17:49 Ryder: 	Rubble, use your shovel to dig a campfire pit.
00:17:52 Rubble: 	Rubble, on the double!
00:17:55 Ryder: 	Skye, Zuma, Marshall, you can gather kindling.
00:17:57 Marshall: 	You got it!
00:17:58 Skye: 	Coming up!
00:17:59 Zuma: 	Yeah!
00:18:00 Ryder: 	Chase, keep an eye on Mayor Humdinger.
00:18:03 Chase: 	These paws uphold the laws!
00:18:11 Chase: 	(Sniffing) Wow! It actually smells... good.
00:18:23 Marshall: 	Good sized fire-pit, no trash that can burn, sand and water ready. We're good to go!
00:18:32 Pups: 	Yay! We did it! (Barking)
00:18:33 Everyone: 	(Cheering)
00:18:37 Rubble: 	First ingredient: Tomatoes. Okay, what's next?
00:18:41 Mayor Goodway: 	The recipe says "onions". Lots and lots of onions.
00:18:47 Rubble: 	Onions, coming through. Whoa! My eyes are tearing up. Heh, I never thought food could make me sad.
00:18:55 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
00:18:57 Ryder: 	Time to start stirring, Rocky.
00:18:59 Rocky: 	(Barking) Spoon!
00:19:05 Zuma: 	Dude, that smells so good!
00:19:08 Rocky: 	Mmm!
00:19:09 Mayor Goodway: 	No, not yet, Rocky! It still has to cook for a while.
00:19:12 Rocky: 	Aw! Making chili isn't nearly as hard as waiting to eat it.
00:19:17 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
00:19:27 Skye: 	Hey!
00:19:29 Ryder: 	(Gasping)
00:19:30 Rocky: 	(Barking) Claw! Phew!
00:19:33 Ryder: 	Nice save, Rocky. I'll fix that tripod, so we don't lose any time.
00:19:39 Chase: 	Hmm... (Sniffing)
00:19:42 Chase: 	Where'd that yarn come from? (Sneezing)
00:19:47 Mayor Goodway: 	Chili powder?
00:19:48 Chase: 	Worse. (Sneezing) Kittens.
00:19:54 Mayor Humdinger: 	I have no idea how that got there. I don't see any kittens.
00:19:58 Kitten: 	(Meowing)
00:19:59 Cat Skye: 	(Meowing)
00:20:00 Zuma: 	Not even that little meowing dude up in that tree?
00:20:03 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh! Is that a kitten?
00:20:07 Cat Skye: 	(Yowling)
00:20:08 Zuma and Skye: 	(Gasps)
00:20:09 Ryder: 	Quick, Chase, your net!
00:20:10 Chase: 	(Barking) Net!
00:20:17 Rubble: 	Don't worry, little itty-bitty kitty. We'll save you.
00:20:22 Cat Skye: 	(Meowing, snickering)
00:20:31 Chase: 	Huh? What was that about?
00:20:33 (Sounds): 	(Whooshing, splattering)
00:20:38 Zuma: 	Where'd that scorpion pepper come from? They're like the hottest peppers ever!
00:20:42 Rocky: 	(Barking) Spoon!
00:20:45 Mayor Goodway: 	We must get that pepper out! Pronto!
00:20:47 Rocky: 	I'm trying, but I can't find it.
00:20:49 Ryder: 	Marshall, use your X-ray screen.
00:20:51 Marshall: 	Good idea! (Barking) X-ray screen! Here, pepper, pepper, pepper!
00:21:01 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Evil laughing) Nothing but bad luck for Adventure Bay today, it seems. Anyone wanna taste of my winning chili?
00:21:10 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, no! It's delicious.
00:21:14 Marshall: 	There's that pepper!
00:21:15 Rocky: 	And here I come!
00:21:17 Marshall: 	Lower... uh, to the left... Bull's-eye!
00:21:21 Rocky: 	Phew!
00:21:26 Ryder: 	(Slurping) Whoa! This still tastes too spicy.
00:21:29 Rubble: 	(Munching) Yowch! Don't worry. If there's one thing I know, it's what tastes great. It just needs more tomatoes... and oregano... and a pup treat.
00:21:45 Ryder: 	Huh?
00:21:46 Rubble: 	For me! I like chili with something crunchy on the side.
00:21:50 Rubble and Ryder:	(Laughing)
00:21:50 Zuma: 	I'll get the oregano.
00:21:51 Chase: 	I'll get the tomatoes.
00:21:53 (Sound): 	(Triangle ringing)
00:21:56 Mayor Goodway: 	Time's up!
00:21:57 Chickaletta: 	(Squawking)
00:22:02 Judge: 	Very good! But also, very familiar.
00:22:07 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, that's because it's a... uh, classic recipe.
00:22:10 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
00:22:17 Judge: 	But this... is the best chili I've ever tasted.
00:22:22 Mayor Goodway: 	Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:22:24 Everyone: 	(Cheering)
00:22:26 Mayor Humdinger: 	Impossible! They must have cheated!
00:22:29 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
00:22:31 Mayor Goodway: 	(Gasping) Oh, Mayor Humdinger! You used canned chili?
00:22:36 Judge: 	Now, that's cheatin'!
00:22:38 Mayor Humdinger: 	Fine! Who needs your chili?
00:22:42 Rubble: 	♪ Yee-haw ♪
00:22:43 Chase: 	♪ Yee-haw ♪
00:22:44 Rubble: 	♪ Yee-hee ♪
00:22:45 Chase: 	♪ Yee-hee ♪
00:22:46 Chase and Rubble:	♪ It's the cowpoke life for me ♪
00:22:48 Ryder: 	You're all such good pups.
00:22:49 Mr. Porter: 	(Sneezing)
00:22:50 Chase: 	(Howling)
00:22:51 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
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