Sketchpad vs DoodleBob

The "friendly" teacher from Episode 1 of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Sketchpad, raps against the crazy crudely drawn Spongebob doodle from Frankendoodle, DoodleBob, to see who's the better drawing-related villain.
== Cast ==
Becky Sloan as voice acting and puppeteering for Sketchpad
EpicLLOYD as DoodleBob (voice)
Zach Sherwin as Patrick Star (voice)
Animation for DoodleBob and SpongeBob cameos done by Animeme
Puppeteering and voice acting for DHMIS cameos done by THIS IS IT Collective
Bold is "Creative" Sketchpad
== Locations ==
Sketchpad: Kitchen
DoodleBob: Doodle Dimension
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SKETCHPAD
VS
DOODLEBOB
BEGIN!
=== Sketchpad: ===
Today, let's learn about speaking fluently, something this loser can't do
Ehh, scratch that, what would even be the point of it, dude?
Your series is petty and overhyped, while mine is shining like a Pearl
They say your episode is Anti Scumbob, but it just makes me want to hurl
I think those Krabby Patties will just make your teeth go grey
Man, it's a shame, no one loves you, not even your Family! (Ay!)
Your voice lines make RandomLand make sense, 
And so Accidents Will Happen, along with Bad Things!
…
Red Guy: That didn't even rhyme-
Sketchpad: Yes it did! It was creative!
=== DoodleBob: ===
Mee hoy minoy! I can't Sea-bear any of that noise!
I'd rather be dead than have to deal with your simulation by Roy!
Tell that talking clock you hang out with he's less scary than the one from Blue's Clues!
Arrgh! You've hit Rock Bottom with the teachings that you do!
Call me Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen because I am number one!
You've wasted my TIME, I just want this battle to be done!
Are You Happy Now? You scared every kid on the internet!
Yet compared to Sesame Street, you don't seem like a threat!
=== Sketchpad: ===
Don't be an Idiot, Friend! Want me to take you seriously? Be more persuasive!
But we've had enough of your nonsense! C'mon guys, let's get creative!
NO ONE WILL HELP YOU WHEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
Here's another good tip: IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, DON'T STEP TO ME!
TURN YOU INTO A CAKE, WHAT A GOOD IDEA! IT SHALL BE VERY SWEET!
WAKEY WAKEY! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS!
* ahem
Well, it seems we've learned an important lesson today, friend,
So now let's all agree… to never be creative again…
=== DoodleBob: ===
NO! Me winner, you loser! Watching your series isn't F.U.N.!
I'll only need two lines to put your in your place!
==== Patrick Star: ====
You're welcome!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- (The logo is erased with a pencil and is replaced with a crudely drawn one.) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY