Spingame

Spingame is CartoonGuy's Spin-Off Kings' Spin-Off Because Yes' second episode. It aired on December 18, 2020, was written by CartoonGuy277, Allison652, SBCA, FireMatch, and JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, and its theme was meta.
== Transcript ==
Beach
* The episode starts in a dark cavern, populated by rugged blue crystal pillars and lit by torches placed sporadically across the cave. In the centre of said cave is Arre, scrolling through the wiki activity on her laptop, with her left hand coated in an armoured glove imprinted with SpongeBob’s face. The laptop is placed on a desk under a bright lamp. 
* Arre: “Spongbob Story”? Hmm… this’ll be a laugh.
* As Arre presses on the page, we cut to a penguin-duck hybrid hiding sneakily behind a fence of stone, holding an AK-47 assault rifle aimed at Arre’s head. We hear the creature’s inner voices as they circle around his head as blue, spirit-like heads.
* Angry Golfsbre: (in an exaggerated New York accent) C’mon, shoot ‘er dead! What’s a matter with you?
* Calm Golfsbre: Why would you want to do that? That is a sin of utmost severity. God wouldn’t kill anyone. 
* Cynical Golfsbre: (deadbeat tone) Explain the locusts, wingnut.
* Golfsbre: (talking to the voices) Please decide, for Golf’s sake. I can’t be a true centrist unless you fools come to a conclusion.
* Arre: What was that?
* Arre turns around in Golfsbre’s direction but Golfsbre quickly ducks under the fence.
* Arre: Huh. Must have been the wind. Now what’s this about Squidward… He put his clarinet in WHERE?!
* We cut back to Golfsbre, still struggling with the voices. Woke Golfsbre is not the same blue colour as the rest and has a rainbow palette.
* Woke Golfsbre: One shalt not kill a member of the SBFW+ community.
* Angry Golfsbre: Be quiet, Stalin’s hamster! What are you waiting for, wuss? Shoot that piece of-
* Calm Golfsbre: Excuse me, cease that blasphemy.
* Cynical Golfsbre: Hold on, look. She’s doing something.
* Golfsbre once again faces Arre as we see a close-up of her slowly finding a strawberry from a nearby bowl full of them and placing one in her mouth. Dramatic orchestral music starts to play, rising in intensity until all Golfsbre voices agree on something.
* Golfsbre and his voices: (simultaneously) Kill the bitch.
* Golfsbre shoots one bullet and it hits Arre square in the chest. She staggers for a few seconds before falling down to the ground and, presumably, her death.
* Golfsbre: YES!
* Golfsbre jumps outside of the fence and onto the desk, devouring the strawberries from the bowl in one quick gulp. He violently pounces onto the ground and rips the glove off of Arre’s cold, numb hand. After initially struggling, he is able to take the glove off and place it on his own left hand.
* Golfsbre: FINALLY! The Owner Gauntlet. It is in my possession. With this, I can rule over all of the wiki, and with the wiki in my command, I can rule the world!
* Cynical Golfsbre: Could you be any more cliché?
* Golfsbre: No time for schizophrenia. It’s simply not productive. Now, where was I?
* Golfsbre clicks on the glove, making a screen appear on the wall. The screen shows a void with silhouettes of what look like many little planets, and has “FanonVerse” written above the silhouettes.
* Golfsbre: Ooooh yeah…….
* Golfsbre clicks on another spot of the glove.
* Robotic female voice: Hello, I am here to give you instructions on the FanonVerse!
* Golfsbre: Oh no, another voice?!
* Angry Golfsbre: This is all so confusing! Makes me wanna bash everybody’s skull in!
* Calm Golfsbre: Keep calm, my friend.
* Robotic female voice: These silhouettes represent the different universes of spin-offs, but it looks like you can currently only go to a select few of them.
* Golfsbre: Show me.
* Robotic female voice: You can only access the universes of Cult of Squid, Back to Squidville, Welcome to Fancyland!, Basket Sponge, and Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach.
* Dramatic music plays, as the screen zooms in Golfsbre’s face.
* Angry Golfsbre: HOOPLA’S FANTASTIC BEACH?! HOOPLA’S FANTASTIC BEACH?! WE ARE NOT GETTING THAT PILE OF TRASH! GO BURN A FEW BOXES TO REALLY SHOW THAT THING WHO’S BOSS!
* Golfsbre: Hold on, that show might be trash, but it’ll be one step closer to total domination.
* Angry Golfsbre: WHO CARES?! THAT SHOW SUCKS ASS! EVEN BACK TO SQUIDVILLE IS BETTER!
* Golfsbre: (sighs) Back to Squidville it is.
* Angry Golfsbre: NO I DIDNT-
* (Golfsbre snaps his finger and a purple lightning cloud fills the room as a lightning bolt strikes the glove, making it illuminate purple. Golfsbre triumphantly raises his hand in the air)
* Golfsbre: WITH THIS GLOVE IN MY HAND, I SHALL CURSE EVERY SPINOFF IN THE LAND!
* Calm Golfsbre: nice rhyme, bro.
* Golfsbre: Thank you. NOW I SHALL SET A CURSE!!
* (Golfsbre snaps his finger, and he laughs maniacally as lightning fills the room)
In Squidward's apartment in Squidville, Squidward is lazing around and watching T.V. "I fucking hate this show," Squidward says. Tom then walks in, greeting Squidward, but Squidward says "shut the fuck up, asshole." "All I said was hello," Tom replies. "You fucking piece of fucking god damn dogshit motherfucker," Squidward says, "I hope you fuck yourself in your fucking ass with a fucking fork you piece of shit." "Squidward," Tom says, "Do you ever get the feeling our incessant swearing is… kinda weird? Like, why do we do it? What's the point?" Suddenly, the Squidville universe starts quaking. "What was that," Squidward yells. "All I was saying is, why do we swear so much?", Tom says, "is there any real… purpose?" The universe begins shaking even harder. "Jesus FUCKING christ," Squidward yells. "Actually," Squidward begins to admit, "I do think the constant swearing we do is a bit… Peculiar. And the amount of times we mention sex and masturbation. What's with that?"
The Squidville universe then flashes purple as a purple storm cloud fills the sky. Everyone runs outside to see what's up, and they notice Golfsbre fall from the sky. 
* Golfsbre: YOU FOOLS, YOU HAVE ALLOWED ME TO ENTER YOUR FOOLISH WORLD! AND NOW, I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING! 
* Angry Golfsbre: Aw, I like this universe.
* Golfsbre: Shaddup.
* Calm Golfsbre: Mellow out you two.
* Golfsbre: YOU SHUT UP TOO!
Golfsbre snaps his glove and a black hole opens, destroying everything and sucking up everyone. Squidward latches onto the floor to avoid getting sucked up, but fails and falls into the black hole, and the entire universe turns pitch black since there is nothing left of it.
* (Cut to Basket Sponge's universe, where Golfsbre lands in the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs’ home court, the Golden Arena.)
* Golfsbre: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME.
* We see a shadowy figure in thick black shades come out of an arena dugout.
* Luis Antonio: Time. Out.
* Golfsbre: SBCA?
* Luis Antonio: Nah man, I’m one of the many characters based on the show’s creators.
* Golfsbre: The fact your creators made caricatures of themselves is a grave sin. Your arrogance will cost your universe!
* Adam Karaputo: Yeah, he’s got a point. I’m out of here, chap.
* Luis Antonio: Now what on earth do you think you can do against us?
* Golfsbre reveals how Arre was tragically executed.
* Luis Antonio: Now that’s where you’re wrong. Arre wasn’t the only Filipino left. (takes shades off) Now, you’ll have to get through Shaq, LeBron, and I.
* Shaq: LeBron! Take the gauntlet, I’ll D him up here!
* LeBron: Yo, he left the inside right open!
* Shaq: Wait, that was Kobe’s area!
* LeBron: You monster! How could you take advantage of a dead man?
* Golfsbre: YOU’LL ALL BE DEAD BY THE TIME THE BUZZER SOUNDS!
* Golfsbre splits up into two and Golf alley-oops a ticking bomb disguised as a basketball to Jasbre.
* Golfsbre: (in a disgusting homage to Kobe Bryant) GOLFSBRE OUT 
* LeBron: FUCK YOU! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!
* Before the bomb explodes, Golfsbre snaps his glove, opening a portal to another dimension while the people of the Basket Sponge universe all perish with the huge explosion.
* (Cut to Welcome to Fancyland’s universe, where Golfsbre lands right in front of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward’s golden houses)
* SpongeBob: Ah, another day in the land of luxury.
* Golfsbre: Indeed.
* SpongeBob: (screams) Who the heck are you?
* Golfsbre: I am god.
* SpongeBob: (laughs) Nice try. God can’t beat the rich class.
* Golfsbre: At the end of the day, this show is basically just the original show but with fancy elements.
* Patrick: I knew something about this place felt familiar.
* SpongeBob: That’s it. Get out now before I get messy.
* Golfsbre: I’m not gonna play around this time. This universe is too bland for a stockbroker like me.
* SpongeBob: Us fancymen do fancy the stock market.
* Golfsbre: STOP THE FANCY TALK! MY GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! 
* Patrick: we dont talk like that. Do we?
* Golfsbre: WHATEVER!
* (The Fancyland universe’s sky turns purple, and eventually everything gets sucked up into a black hole)
* (Cut to show the Cult of Squid universe. The Cult and Satan are having a fight)
* Squidward: HOLD OUT THERE, GUYS! WE CAN WIN!
* Satan: FOOLISH MORTALS! I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS! I BREATHE FIRE!
* Security: Wait, if you're the prince of darkness how have you been constantly losing to mortals for over a year?
* Satan: Shut up! Even I'm not perfect.
* (Golfsbre suddenly appears in a bright flash of light, facing The Cult)
* Squidward: Who the Hell are you? Are you one of Satan's demons?
* Golfsbre: Demons? What demons? 
* Squidward: Satan?
* Golfsbre: what about Satan? (Turns around, notices Satan) WHAT THE HECK!
* Security: We've been battling Satan for over a year.
* Golfsbre: Wait, so you haven't lost?
* Squidward: no? We have been beating him easily.
* Golfsbre: ...So Satan's been beaten by powerless mortals?
* Satan: SHUT THE HELL UP! 
* Angry Golfsbre: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
* Satan: THESE GUYS HAVE DEMON WEAPONS! 
* Squidward: beating Satan isn't as easy as it looks, man.
* (Golfsbre stares in disbelief, then snaps his finger, defeating Satan and sealing him in Hell forever)
* Squidward: How'd you do that?
* Golfsbre: you all are lame. I'll take pleasure in destroying your world.
* (Golfsbre snaps and the Cult of Squid universe explodes, leaving nothing behind but darkness)
* (Cut to show the Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach universe. The ocean is shown, and Golfsbre appears in it)
* Golfsbre: AAARGH!
* Angry Golfsbre: Oh, great! Just great! We’re wet now! And not only that, we are in the worst show ever’s universe!
* Cynical Golfsbre: Wow, your constant complaints are so interesting.
* Golfsbre: Huh, weird…...there seems to be no sign of Hoopla-(gets ingulfed by a wave)
* 2 Hours Later…
* (Golfsbre wakes up on what seems to be a deserted island)
* Golfsbre: HUH?! WHERE AM I?!
* (Golfsbre notices Hoopla sleeping beside him)
* Golfsbre: AAARGH! No, NO! Why, oh why? I can’t do this man, I’ll just have to stick with my current colonies-umh, spin-offs.
* (Golfsbre looks at the hand where his glove was, but sees it’s missing)
* Golfsbre: where'd it go??
* (He sees hoopla stand in front of him)
* Golfsbre: oh god, NOT YOU!
* Hoopla: HOOPLA!!!!!
* Golfsbre: SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO F(bleep)ING ANNOYING!
* Hoopla: o
* Golfsbre: WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN GAUNTLET? (
* (His gauntlet washes up on shore, and he excitedly grabs it. He snaps, and the main characters of the universes he destroyed fall onto the beach)
* Squidward: ow… I thought I died!
Back to Squidville Squidward rubs his head going "OW! JESUS CHRIST!"
* Squidward: why do you talk like that?
"Up yours," Back to Squidville Squidward says.
* Fancyland SpongeBob: where are we?
* Cult of Squid Squidward: I dunno. 
* (They all notice Golfsbre and gasp)
Back to Squidville Squidward says "IT'S HIM! HE DESTROYED OUR UNIVERSES!
* CoS Squidward: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHY ARE WE HERE?
* Golfsbre: I brought you all here to watch you suffer as the last Spinoff dimension burn to the ground! 
* Fancyland SpongeBob: yeah, but why?
* Golfsbre: BECAUSE I GOT WARNED FOR A CONTENT OWNERSHIP POLICY VIOLATION!
* CoS Squidward: …you destroyed our universes just because of a CoP violation?
* Golfsbre: SHUT UP! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
* Hoopla: HOOPLA!
* (Golfsbre covers his ears in pain)
* Golfsbre: MAKE IT STOP! ITS SO ANNOYING!
* Hoopla: HOOPLA! HOOPLA! HOOPLA! HOOPLA!
* (Golfsbre falls to the floor in pain)
* CoS Squidward: he's weakened from the annoyingness! C'mon, guys! Now's our chance!
* (CoS Squidward paints a sigil on the ground, punches it, unleashing Satan. Satan notices Golfsbre and immediately engulfs him in flames, and Squidward hits the sigil a second time, trapping Satan)
Back to Squidville Squidward uses his incessant swearing to damage Golfsbre.
* (Luis Antonio, Lebron James and Shaq all take turns pummeling Golfsbre with various basketballs)
* (Fancyland SpongeBob mentions something about communism)
* CoS Squidward: the hell was the point of that?
* FancyLand SpongeBob: uh, i dont know, i just like saying it.
* (They look and see that Golfsbre is so weak he's nearly dead. CoS Squidward picks up the gauntlet)
* CoS Squidward: Is this what you used to destroy our worlds?
* Golfsbre: (weakly) yes…
* (Squidward sees a "restore universe" button on the gauntlet, so he presses it and raises his hand in the air. A beam of light shoots from the gauntlet, and all the spinoffs disappear back into their own universe, restored. Golfsbre is left on HFB universe)
* Golfsbre: WAIT! HOW AM I GONNA-
* Hoopla: Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla!
* (Golfsbre lets out a big "NOOOO" shout as the credits role)
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