Cheese (Not the Horse or the abstract concept)

Cheese is a concept that Barfurter is known to despise with every fiber of their body. Please note that this is different from the other form of Cheese that he has expressed undying hatred towards. It is also different from Cheese, our loyal companion and equine friend.
==Cheesegate==
On August Sixteenth, Year of Our Pile 2019, Bathinjan outed Barmby Krankdank in their cheese hating ways. He has since denied these claims, despite the plethora of evidence that Bath has provided against them. 
His statements include: The fact that he "ate cheese for lunch", that he has cheese friends, that he is not Lactose Intolerant and that all of Bath's allegations were baseless. These however hold no water upon any sort of inspection. He provided no proof beyond verbal confirmation that he had eaten "cheese for lunch", meaning that, at best, that claim is dubious. If he has the cheese friends that he says he does, he would understand how much this stance hurts them, yet that doesn't even seem to occur to this soulless fuck. He stated that he is not lactose intolerant, despite making his "Milk Shidds" very public, not shying away from them at all. Not only that, he attempts to debase Bath, which, as we all know, she is incapable of lying as she would cease to exist would such an event occur.
==You platter me, my darling==
Bark has said that he would be entirely willing to scarf down a platter filled to the brim with cheeses of all kinds to prove his so called "loyalty" to cheese. 
However, it is likely that he would use underhanded tricks to appear that cheese was shoved down the gullet, but the cheese was in fact not shoved down the gullet. Wire strings, greenscreens, and paid actors are all methods that this Cheese Dastard has used in the past to cover up their cheese hatred and there is nothing saying that he will bring himself that low again.
If you see propaganda from Brauiry, ignore it, as they have but one goal in mind; to convert as many others to their worldview as they possibly care. 
Take care, my dairy comrades.
==Cheesey Confessions==
As of Augustus Twnenty Seccevent, we now have a legal confession to the heinous act of cheese hating. This was admitted whilst the Dairy Deceiver was among those who they thought they could trust, but, uh, it's here, so I guess not.
Since this admission has gone public we have been unable to contact the Criminal Scum for any further questioning.
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