Jellytropolis (ADWSS Episode Transcript)

*(The episode begins with SpongeBob asleep, when suddenly his alarm clock wakes him up)
*SpongeBob: Good morning Bikini Bottom!
*Gary: Meow.
*(SpongeBob goes downstairs and starts eating Kelpo)
*SpongeBob: Now, what was I gonna do today? I'm gonna check my to-do list.
*Squidward: (appearing through window) I hope it's not Annoy Squidward Day by any chance!
*SpongeBob: Don't be silly Squidward, that's tomorrow!
*Squidward: TOMMOROW?
*SpongeBob: Yes, tomorrow!
*Squidward: AUGH!!!! (runs away)
*SpongeBob: Okay, bye Squidward! Have fun!
*(SpongeBob sits down and drinks a cup of tea. Patrick knocks down the door)
*Patrick: SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Patrick! How many times do I have to tell you not to break down my door without knocking?
*Patrick: Oh, sorry SpongeBob. (pulls the door back to its original spot then knocks)
*SpongeBob: Please do come in.
*(Patrick knocks the door down)
*Patrick: Are you ready to go jellyfishing?
*SpongeBob: I sure am! (pulls out his jellyfishing net, Old Reliable)
*Patrick: Let's go!
*(They walk out the door and head to Jellyfish Fields, and stop by at Barg'n'mart)
*SpongeBob: So what exactly have we come in here for?
*Patrick: For, free snacks SpongeBob.
*SpongeBob: Free snacks?
*Patrick: Yeah. Come on SpongeBob!
*(A guy in a red shirt who has a name tag labled Craig, a worker at the store, notices Patrick)
*Craig: (on a walkie talkie) Guys, I need backup. It's that massive pink kid again. I think he's after the hot dogs........
*Guard: (through walkie talkie) Oh great! Him again! Be there in a sec.
*(Patrick walks out the shop with SpongeBob with a handful of sweets, hot dogs and chocolate. When the guard arrives the shop is empty. The guard slaps Craig in the face)
*Guard: You said Patrick was here, Craig!
*Craig: He is, he's right- (notices Patrick is gone) there.......
*Guard: (looks around) Where?
*Craig: (runs out of sight)
*(Scence cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick who are walking to Jellyfish Fields. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar)
*SpongeBob: Ummmmm, Patrick, you got a little something on your mouth.
*Patrick: (with large choclate smear on his lips) No I don't!
*SpongeBob: Well, anywho...... time for jellyfishing!
*Patrick: Okay.
*(SpongeBob spots a Jellyfish)
*SpongeBob: Ooooh. (attempts to catch it but falls over)
*Patrick: (jumps to catch it but also falls over)
*SpongeBob: (runs to the Jellyfish but trips on a shoe lace)
*Patrick: (catches the Jellyfish but gets stung by another one and lets it go)
*SpongeBob: (tries to scare it but scares himself) This is getting difficult! We have to catch it!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick jump up at the same time to catch it but bump into each other. SpongeBob drops his net)
*SpongeBob: Barnacles! MY NET!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick run after it as it rolls down a hill. The Benny Hill Theme song plays and Patrick trips and rolls like a boulder into SpongeBob, which makes them roll down the hill together like a ball, they hit a ramp and are thrust into the air)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: AUGH!!!! (land on a giant pillow, get out of ball form)
*Patrick: We're saved! 
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (the pillow randomly explodes, which bounces them onto a large matress)
*Patrick: We're still saved!
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (the matress inflates and pops, which thrusts them onto a large chair)
*Patrick: We're still-
*SpongeBob: (covers Patrick's mouth) Please be quiet! (waits five seconds) Okay, I think we're safe, Patrick.
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (the chair explodes, launching them into a ravine)
*Patrick: (looks around) Where are we?
*SpongeBob: I dunno..... maybe I could ask someone. (walks up to a man and taps his shoulder) Excuse me, but could you please..... (the man turns around to reveal a jellyfish) tell...... me...... where..... I..... am........ (nervously and quickly) Um, well I've got some work to attend to, so never mind, bye now! (runs back to Patrick)
*Patrick: So where are we?
*SpongeBob: I don't know....... but something's wrong with this place. I saw a man..... that was actually a jellyfish!
*Patrick: SpongeBob, I think you need to lie down. You're probably hallucina..... (spots a jellyfish in a tuxedo, walking around whistling happily) SpongeBob...... you're right! We've gotta get out of here!
*SpongeBob: No need to panic....... let's just find the net and leave, okay Patrick? Now, let's just act calm, and mellow. Calm and mellow........
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (while running around the city) AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jellyfish stare at them, confused)
*SpongeBob: Well, we did that well! No panic whatsoever. (spots the net) There it is! Now let's just go over there and take it calm and mellow, remember.
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (run to the net) AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SpongeBob: Let's go home. (go up nearby hill which leads them to Jellyfish Fields)
*Patrick: You know SpongeBob, I've learned a valuable lesson today.
*SpongeBob: That treating animals badly is wrong because they have lives just like us?
*(silence)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Nah! (run after a jellyfish nearby into the sunset)
*(the episode fades to black, but doesn't end, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen in the black)
*SpongeBob: How do we end the episode?
*Patrick: Remember SpongeBob, calm and mellow.
*SpongeBob: Got it.
*(silence)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: AUGH!!!!!!!!!
*(episode ends)
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