My average day in minecraft

"Wake up", My wife says while shaking me.
"I'M UP!" I say while bolting upright in bed, my usual routine.
I go to work, a bakery not to far from home.
The owners name is tapia.
"Oh look," i say, "It's our favorite customer."
His name is color, he normaly trolls us all day with his stupid item throwing.
"STOP IT OR I WILL BAN YOU!" Tapia normally yells.
I believe he wouldn't, Color never stopped. Day in day out.
I go and mine for the rest of the day, I usualy find diamond, gold and iron.
"grar gror groomlar", The enderman are here. I have 12 blaze powders and 11 ender pearls. I'm ready.
"HAHHH!!" I scream as I bolt towards the enderman diamond sword ready.
Shhk! The sound of a sword going through the bloody torso.
"Yeah! Eat my sword endermen.... What the..... I dont remember anybody on my territory.
A nether portal is in my midst.
I walk through a ghast right infront of me.
"Aaaahhh!" I scream.
"AAIIIII!" It screams, the fireball raging toward me.
I move just in time, then I sprint back through the nether portal and back home.
"Huff huff" I pant.
Its my wife.
"How was your day?" She asks.
"Normal," I reply.
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