Vegan.exe

A Vegan.exe is a scary hyper realistic vegan with red eyes that likes to eat oreos and forgot to give me my jacket back when I let you borrow it a few years ago KEVIN!!!!
== Backstory ==
One time when I was at a local K-Mart, I found a game cartridge for the GBA called "VEGAN" Which I found weird because I have never heard about it when looking at the GBA game list on Wikipedia, The free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit. I bought it and popped it into my DS since my Gameboy was getting repaired by some fancy youtuber at the time and that was my biggest mistake yet.
The moment the GBA boot screen stopped, I was treated to an honestly impressive first-person view while scary music started to play in the background. I was playing as a character who appeared to be in a forest somewhere. I walked over to the campfire and saw floating text that said "GO VEGAN" repeating itself constantly. I turned away from it and tried to walk before a man with a beanie blocked my path. It then started to play a scary cutscene with even scarier music than last time I watched the cutscene in pure horror
The beanie man was dancing in the forest with two scary gray people kneeling down next to him with it occasionally cutting to text that said "HILL". Eventually after the cutscene ended the beanie man disappeared and text appeared saying "STOP RIGHT THERE!" and a giant semi-realistic slightly-bitcrushed png of a Cabbage Patch doll started to chase me through the forest. I tried to escape but my character tripped on a Tofurkey and then the Cabbage Patch doll caught my character and the screen went black as my DS shouted "GO VEGAN MOTHERFUCKER" and crashed. When I booted up my DS again it changed my DS (I'm using a DS Lite btw) name to "Vegan.exe" and every time I started Pictochat to talk with my homies from Myspace, It automatically sent scarily detailed drawings of the beanie man with text saying "I AM VEGAN". Because of this, My friends have been sending me website articles about veganism all day and I don't have the heart to tell them I'm not a vegan since they care so much about me.
So whatever you do, If you see a Gameboy Advance cartridge labeled "VEGAN", Don't play it! Send it to some obscure tech youtuber and watch them make a video about it instead!