Plankton At Instaclam

Plankton At Instaclam is an episode of PLWTR.
== Transcript ==
[Plankton is wacthing TV]
Angry Joe: HI! I'M ANGRY JOE! AND I LIKE TO GET ANGRY AT STUFF! LIKE TODAY WE'LL BE ANGRY ABOUT INSTACLAM! MAN, TEENS ARE ON THE INSTACLAM FEEDS EVERYWHERE!
Plankton: Huh? Instaclam? What is that?
Angry Joe: It's an app... and that's pretty much it. Kinda stupid, huh?
Plankton: Wait a minute, if i can buy the app, teens everywhere will WARSHIP ME! Muhahahahaaha!
Angry Joe: Uh... can we just be angry about it?
Plankton: No time! Gotta go!
[Angry Joe starts crying.]
[Scene cuts to Plankton at the Instaclam headquarters]
Plankton: Hello, i would like to buy the company...
Business Guy: Uh, you can't just come in in and BUY a company...
Plankton: Yes I Can.
Business Guy: Right this way, sir.
[Plankton is lead into an office. A strange man with his hood down walks over in the other chair]
Strange Guy: Hello, Plankton.
Plankton: H- h- how do you know my name?
Strange Guy: Because... i am- [pulls of hood] STEVE MOPS!
Plankton: That's an odd name...
Steve Mops: Yeah, I know, its the parody of some other crazy geniuses name.
Plankton: Okay... so can I buy the company?
Steve Mops: Uhm, No.
Plankton: How much you want? [Flashes out some money]
Steve Mops: You can't make me give you it in money... but you can be my assistant.... Heheheheh...
[Plankton is shown filling up 5 gallons of water wicth is WAY too much water for him and spills it on Steve.]
Steve Jobs: Hey!
Plankton: I'm sorry sir but this thing is way too full...
Steve Jobs: Well you better change that!
[we then see a montage of Plankton getting torched and yelled at at the same time (Oh my god, it's a Plankton torture porn.)]
Plankton: Can I... buy the company... now?
Steve Jobs: NO! You have been a HORRIBLE assistant! SO GET OTTA MY WAY AND LET ME FIRE YOU!
Plankton: Wh- What? But why? I.. just... please...
Steve Jobs: No its fine you can have it.
Plankton: REALLY?? Oh my this is the most exiting day of my LIFE!!
[Plankton sets up an account and makes the following announcement]
"Teens of Bikini Bottom! I am now your leader! You shall do EVERYTHING as i say!"
Teen #1: Ugh, hes short. I'm outta here.
Teen #2: Ugh, hes too ugly. Bi bi, Instaclam.
Plankton: Huh?
{Every teen in the world makes fun of him and leaves Instaclam]
(People Online: 0)
Plankton: WHAT?? NOOO! THESE TEENS ARE SO PICKY, ILL NEVER RULE THE WORLD WITH THEIR PICKINESS!
Angry Joe: Tell me about it.
Plankton:... Get out of here, Angry Joe.
[the end]
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