Kakish

== Personality ==
Kakish is a very sexy guy, considered a lady's man by those around him. He is also a diligent worker for Facebook Corp, where he sorts technological products manufactured by Facebook Corp with a high speed and high accuracy. His hobbies include using Facebook, staying inside, and paying attention to the news. 
== History ==
=== Prior to Cuando El ===
Kakish works in the Facebook Corp offfice alongside Richard Millar and Peters Johnstone, and he is slightly concerned about Richard's attitude towards his family life and his boyfriend Alexander Igoryevich Rybak, but he brushes it off due to his opinion of Richard as a good person. 
=== During Cuando El ===
During the Cuando El Event, Kakish is taken over by the Facebook virus, turning him into an exaggeration of his worst aspects. Kakish turns into a rapist focused entirely on Facebook messaging and sex. He approaches his victims prompting them to answer whether or not they like the topic of sex; despite their answer, Kakish has his way. It doesn't take until the defeat of Cuando El for Kakish to return to his former self.
=== After Cuando El ===
Traumatised by the memory of his actions during the Cuando El Event and his new knowledge of the truth about Richard Millar, Kakish turns to trying to repair his life and those of others. He cuts off his friendship with Richard Millar and focuses on his friendship with Peters.
== Relationships ==
=== Richard Millar ===
Kakish and Richard have a good working relationship, with both men admiring each other's work. Kakish however slowly finds himself concerned about Richard, but considers his concerns to be just overly paranoid due to Richard's demeanour at work. After discovering the truth about Richard and his involvement with Cuando El and his abuse of Alexander, Kakish hates Richard.
=== Peters Johnstone ===
They are close friends even outside of work, often going for drinks and bowling together.
=== Alexander Igoryevich Rybak ===
Kakish has heard of Alexander through Richard, and firstly considers Alexander quite a bad person through the description Richard gives of him; however, after the Cuando El apocalypse, he meets Alexander and realises the truth is much different, and the two remain very casual friends.
== Quotes ==
"Sex."
"Do you like this topic?"
"I don't care what you say, Richard, I know what you did, and I'll never be your friend or your coworker ever again."
"Why did she block me on Messenger"
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