Annoying Orange: Happy Birthday!/Transcript

(Pear is shown on the counter. He is wearing a party hat. Bored music begins to play)
Pear: Man, where is Orange? This is supposed to be a surprise party.
(The scene cuts to a lime, who is wearing a party hat, too)
Lime: Well, surprise! He never showed up.
Pear: Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
Lime: Bro, we live in a kitchen.
Pear: I can't believe it. It's his birthday party and he's not even here.
Lime: Um... there's no one else here, dude.
Pear: That's not true. Midget Apple made it.
Midget Apple: (somewhat muffled, offscreen) He means Little Apple.
Lime: Whoa, where'd that come from?
Pear: Midget Apple's inside the cupcake.
(cuts to a cupcake on the other side of the counter)
Midget Apple: (inside cupcake, due to the fact that his voice is muffled from inside) Little Apple!
Lime: Why would you do that?
Pear: Well, duh. It's a birthday party. He's gonna jump out of the cupcake and sing to Orange.
Lime: You don't do that at birthday parties.
Pear: You don't?
Lime: No!
Midget Apple: Does this mean I can come out now? Hello? Hello?
(The camera moves revealing Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: Hey, sorry I'm late for the party.
Midget Apple: Hello?
Marshmallow: Hi, I'm Marshmallow. Will you be my friend?
Midget Apple: Get me out of this cupcake and I'll be your best friend.
Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song, best friend.
Midget Apple: Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake.
Marshmallow: Oh, I don't know that song. I'll make one up! (Singing to the tune to This Old Man)
Marshmallow's here, Orange is late, dude I'm stuck in a cupcake. (Giggles)
Orange: (Offscreen) Hey, what are you talking about? (The scene cuts to him in his usual spot on the counter. The theme music plays) I'm not late, I'm an orange. (Laughs)
Pear: Hey, you're here!
Pear, Lime: Happy birthday!
Mommy Fruit's Female Announcer: Thanks wigglies.
Orange: Wait, whose birthday is it?
(The "Annoying Orange" title card appears. Orange is wearing a party hat. The words below read "Happy Birthday Orange!" The scene cuts back to Orange)
Orange: Wow! I've never been to a birthday party before. What are we supposed to do?
Pear: It's your birthday, Orange. You can do whatever you want.
Orange: Really?
Pear: Totally, buddy.
Orange: Then I want to do target practice.
Pear: Umm...okay.
(Orange hacks, spits a seed, the seed pops one of the balloons. The balloon flies around while losing its helium)
Orange: Bull's-eye. (Laughs)
Pear: Hey, I just bought... (The helium affects his voice) Argh!
Orange: Whoa, double bull's-eye. (laughs)
Pear: (talking like Midget Apple due to helium) Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Orange: (Laughs) You sound like Marshmallow.
Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song!
Pear: Stupid helium.
Lime: Guys, why don't we just open some presents?
Midget Apple: Can we start with the cupcake?
Pear: Orange, (clears throat of helium) Orange, we all decided to pitch in and get you something you always wanted.
Orange: Ooh, is it a laser-guided stud finder?
Pear: Uh, no.
Orange: A hot tub filled with fondue?
Pear: No, that's gross. This is something you've always wanted. Remember?
Orange: Umm...
Pear (echo): This is something you've always wanted.
(A flashback from Orange of July plays. Orange is seen on a picnic table)
Orange: Ooh. Is it my birthday?
(The scene cuts to Watermelon)
Watermelon: No, no, it's not your birthday party.
Orange: I want my Wii Pony. (repeated echo of "I want my Wii Pony)
(The flashback ends)
Orange: Oh, it's a pogo stick! Yay!
Pear: (annoyed) Oh, for the love of—it's a wee pony.
(The scene cuts to a miniature horse near Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: (giggles) That tickles! Stop eating me, pony. (giggles)
Orange: Wow, he's pretty small.
Pear: Well, you wanted a wee pony.
Orange: He knows how to play Nintendo?
Pear: What? No, he's a pony.
Orange: Oh. Well, I wanted a pony that could play Wii.
Pear: Oh, for crying out loud.
Midget Apple: Hey, what about me? It's getting a little hot in here.
(The candle on the cupcake starts to melt)
Lime: Uh-oh.
Orange: Whoa!
Pear: Oh, crap.
Marshmallow: Oh no, my best friend's on fire.
Pear: Quick, blow it out before it burns Midget Apple.
Orange: What's Midget Apple doing in the cupcake?
Midget Apple: It's Little Apple! Aaaaaah, get me out of here! (while others are blowing the flame out) Get me out, get me out!
(The burning frosting lands on Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: Whoa!
Pear: Aah!
Midget Apple: Phew, that's much better.
Marshmallow: Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? (giggles)
Orange: Wow, way to go, hotshot. (laughs)
Marshmallow: (giggles)
Wee Pony: (gets burned, neighs in pain and kicks Marshmallow)
Marshmallow (flying through the air) Waaaaaaaah-oh! (lands on Lime)
Lime: Whoa!
Marshmallow: Wow!
Lime: Hey, get off me.
Marshmallow: I can see my house from up here. (giggles)
Orange: Whoa, talk about being in the limelight. (laughs)
Pear: Yeah, looks like Marshmallow's pretty high on life.
(everyone laughs)
Orange: Thanks, everybody. This has been the best birthday ever. I just want to say that—Knife: (arrives and accidentally kills Lime) Hey Orange! Sorry I'm late.
(Orange and Pear scream)
Knife: What? Guys, it's cool. I just wanted to drop by and say happy birthda—Oh, crap. I did it again, didn't I?
Marshmallow: (seemingly avoided being knifed, but still on fire) Uh oh, Spaghetti'os. (giggles)
Wee Pony: (neighs, jumps over to Marshmallow and begins eating him again)
Marshmallow: Ow, stop it, that tickles. (laughs)
Knife: (gives Marshmallow a frightened look when he sees him on fire)
(An orange background is shown with Orange asking the Fruity Question of the Day: "Which is cuter? Wii Pony or Wee Pony? The theme music plays. The scene cuts back to Midget Apple, still inside the cupcake)
Midget Apple: Uh, guys? Can I come out now?
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