Dave the Penguin

== Description ==
Dave the Penguin is a pirate and a custom bot on the Empire server created by one of the mods, Emmanuel. He runs a bar called the Penguin Bar, where users can go to drink and hear his stories. (To clarify, they drink drinks, not Dave's stories.)
Dave is known for his large selection of drinks and extensive lore. Running the "?tell me a story" command will show you some of this lore and typing "?" followed by a beverage of your choice will get you a drink. He has everything from fine sake to...blood? Is that blood? Really? Are there vampires here? No. Of course not. Every user is a non-vampire.
Where were we?
Dave inspired the beginnings of the Lost in Walmart RP when he was supposedly kidnapped from his bar. The "kidnapping" comes from his tendency to randomly appear offline, rendering him unable to serve drinks.
== Quotes ==
"Sometimes when I close my eyes at night and sleep...I can see...that last battle in the Ancient Sea..."
"RUM! RUM! RUM! IS YUM! YUM! YUM!"
"Have you ever braved a winter from an ice god? Ayyyy...that was a terrible time."
Category:Empire History Book