Circus Clown

See those stitches on his legs? It's a hard and long story. But I've got to tell it to you. Because why not tell you? It's an important story.
There was one thing he always wanted to be: a clown. You know, the Ronald McDonald type. Maybe just with a more color to his character. There was one problem though: Nobody likes clowns! This was super obvious though, because if you have read that awful Stephen King book, then you're scarred for life. Those guys are super-creepy. Super-super-creepy. When he was just a little younger, he tried putting on a clown costume and tried to do a gig for a kid's Birthday party, but it went horribly wrong. As a result, he found out that he had passed out and was covered with cake frosting. Most of his hair was ripped. His legs were broken. And he found out that he was outside the house, on the street.
He quit being a clown for some time, because he just had to get through the road to recovery. After many years passed by, he decided he would try it one more time. It worked, and eventually he got a job as an entertainment clown at the circus. His mouth was white from slapping too many pies in his face, his eyes were so weirdly angled because he put on special makeup, and his red nose was red because of the accident he had when he was a young adult. So today, if you ever visit him at his house, he'll first have to greet you with a pie spanking. What a great greeting, he thinks.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 1 Minifigures