Leni's New Man Robloxian/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: May 28, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2011
This episode is rated TV-PG-D.
It starts at Lori and Leni's Room where Lori is texting a friend on her phone while lying on her stomach on her bed with Squidward, Leni and Patrick come in with a big smile.
French Narrator: Ah, What a beautiful day, It's starting with Lori and Leni's room where Lori is texting a friend on her phone while Squidward is with Lori. Here comes Leni and Patrick with a big smile.
Leni Loud: Good morning Lori. Good morning Squidward.
Patrick Star: Hey Lori. Hey Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: What is it now guys.
Lori Loud: It seems you're in a good mood this morning huh Leni? Patrick?
Leni Loud: Totes, I like go to the mall.
Patrick Star: I love to eat ice cream.
Lori Loud: That literally sounds great guys, maybe you should take Lola to see the pregnant show, She loves her pregnant queen.
Leni Loud: Sorry Lori, but it's not for Lola.
Lori Loud: I see, Lincoln than right?
Leni Loud: No, We're taking SpongeBob and Lincoln to go to the movies, but the mall with Chaz.
Patrick Star: Eating ice cream is fun.
Lori Loud: Oh yeah, you and Chaz are still a thing right.
Leni Loud: Totes.
Lori Loud: Okay than, good luck guys.
Squidward Tentacles: You guys take care.
Leni Loud: Thanks big sis and big octopus, you're the best.
Patrick Star: You too, Squidward.
Leni then hugs Lori and goes off to school, at school, Leni is in the bathroom talking to herself in the mirror.
Leni Loud: *to myself* Okay Leni, *breathes in* You got this girl, *breathes out* don't be afraid to ask him.
Just as Leni was about to come out of the bathroom, she sees Chaz talking to another girl, Leni is shocked and eavesdrop in their conversation.
Girl: Yes Chaz, yes.
Leni becomes even more shocked when the girl hugged Chaz in happiness, at home Lori and Lola were watching TV and soon after school, Leni comes home crying.
Lori Loud: soooo...How did it go?
Leni Loud: *sobs* Terrible.
Lori Loud: What Happened?
Leni Loud: Chaz is seeing another girl, he doesn't love me anymore.
Lola Loud: What are you talking about Leni?
Leni Loud: I saw Chaz talking to another girl, than the other girl hugged him, now I got no one to love me *cries very hard and runs to her room*
Lori Loud: *concerned* Aw poor Leni.
Lola Loud: Stupid Chaz, when I get my hands on him I'll--
Lori Loud: *stops Lola* Whoa whoa whoa, lets not threaten him, we could scare him, I'm pretty sure there's a misunderstanding, I'll talk to Leni girl to girl.
Lori goes up to their bedroom door and Lori knocks on the door.
Squidward Tentacles: Lori, wait.
Lori Loud: Guys, it's me Lori, do you want to talk?
Leni Loud: *from inside the room* NO!
Patrick Star: LORI, LEAVE LENI ALONE!
Lori Loud: Guys, I want to help you, I know you're literally in a bad situation, but as your big sister, it's my responsibility to take care of you and your other siblings.
Leni Loud: *from inside the room* GO AWAY!!!
Patrick Star: LORI, YOU IDIOT!
Lori Loud: *opens the door* You do not have to lock me out, I literally sleep here too.
Leni Loud: *turns to Lori in a furious state* I SAID GO AWAY!!! *slaps Lori so hard, she fell on the floor*
Lori Loud: *leaves than wakes up in Luna and Luan's room*
In Luna and Luan's room
Luna Loud: You okay dude?
Lori Loud: Yeah, I'm fine with Squidward, thanks for getting me in the bed.
Luan Loud: What's the matter with Leni and Patrick? Are they fired from their job again?
Lori Loud: No, not this time, she thinks Chaz is cheating on her, it might be a mistake, so as Patrick.
Luna Loud: Maybe you and Squidward should give her some time and let her chill.
Lori Loud: I hope you are right Luna, let's see how long that will last.
Day after day after day, the entire house begins to hear Leni's uncontrollable crying, Lynn was getting too distracted from tossing her tennis ball, Lucy is trying to write a poem in peace, Lola is pouring tea put fills up too much in a cup, Lana and her pets covered their ears to drown out Leni's crying, Lisa mixed in the wrong potion due to the loud noise Leni made, Lily was trying to take a nap but covers her face in a pillow in annoyance, Luna's guitar string begins to rip after stringing her guitar, Luan was trying to come up with a good joke but failed to get one due to the loud crying, Lincoln was playing Roblox with SpongeBob, but accidently drops it while hearing Leni, he growls in annoyance, Lori while feeling sorry for Leni just laid down on the couch on her back, as the sun sets, Lori comes up to check on Leni, knocks on the door.
Patrick Star: I was eating my ice cream.
Squidward Tentacles: HEY!
Lori Loud: Leni, will you please come out? You've been in your room crying for three days nonstop.
Leni comes out of her room feeling miserable, she had no makeup and her eyes were turning pink from all of that constant crying and was starting to smell.
Lori Loud: *holds my nose* Ew Leni, you smelled like something had died and the vultures nearly ate you.
Patrick Star: *to Squidward* I was eating my ice cream, you know.
Leni Loud: Something did die Lori, my heart.
Lori Loud: Leni, it's okay to feel sad, but you are making things miserable for everybody in this house, we are very worried about you, now go get showered and clean yourself up and come downstairs, I called your friends to talk to you about your problems.
Leni Loud: Okay Lori.
Patrick Star: You're right Lori.
Squidward Tentacles: HEY GIVE ME MY CLARINET!
Leni just got out of the shower and puts on her PJs and met her friends.
Leni Loud: Oh, hey guys.
Fiona, Jackie, Mandee and Miguel: Hey Leni!
Jackie: What happened to you?
Leni Loud: Chaz is seeing someone and I think I don't have a boyfriend anymore.
Mandee: Aw, that's too bad.
Fiona: I remember how it was with me and smoothie guy, things didn't go too well.
Miguel: There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Leni Loud: But none are as special as Chaz.
Jackie: It's okay Leni, *puts her hand on her shoulder* you'll find someone new.
Leni Loud: I guess you're right, maybe something will hit me in the morning.
Lori overhearing their conversation thinks of an idea to cheer Leni up.
Lori Loud: *in thought* How am I going to get Leni happy again?
Than she felt a small tap on her shoulder revealing Lincoln.
Lori Loud: What is it Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: I think I might have an idea that could help Leni.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Lincoln, sorry I was late for work.
Lincoln Loud: *to Lori* SpongeBob was right, he was late for work.
Lori Loud: What plan you have in mind?
Lincoln Loud: Remember how Carol met her boyfriend even if it didn't last too long?
Lori Loud: You mean like online dating?
Lincoln Loud: Yes.
Lori Loud: *thinks about it and than…* That's not a bad idea, we should help Leni get started with online dating.
Lincoln Loud: I knew you agree, they don't call me "the man with a plan" for nothing.
Lori Loud: Literally true.
Squidward Tentacles: You guys go to bed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's a great idea Squidward.
Lincoln Loud: But that'll wait until tomorrow, We're going to bed.
Lori Loud: Okay than goodnight.
Lincoln Loud: Goodnight Lori.
Patrick Star: See you tomorrow.
Mr. Krabs: Me money.
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
The next day, Lori woke Leni up with a big smile on her face.
Lori Loud: Hey Leni, would you mind getting up please, Lincoln and I have a surprise for you.
Leni Loud: Oh okay, what is it?
Lori Loud: You'll see.
Leni after having her shower and got dressed met Lori and Lincoln downstairs on the computer.
Lincoln Loud: Why don't you take a look at this?
Leni Loud: *reads the site name*
Leni Loud: Lincoln, aren't you too young for this? Mom and Dad won't let you meet strangers.
Lori Loud: It's not for Lincoln, it's for you.
Leni Loud: What? Me?
Lincoln Loud: That's right, look check out your profile Lori made for you. *types in Leni's account name, Leni reads it*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cool name, Lincoln!
Squidward Tentacles: WHAT!
Leni Loud: "Faisionchick2000?" "Likes Fashion, shopping, family and friends?" Why me?
Lori Loud: Because Leni, we are trying to help you meet someone knew and get someone to make you happy.
Leni Loud: How am I going to meet someone on the computer?
Lincoln Loud: Someone will shoot you a date request *notices eight dates* Look, you got eight dates.
Leni Loud: Online dating? That's not for me, I'm not a dating expert, Lori is.
Squidward Tentacles: I KNEW IT, LENI!
Lori Loud: I know Leni, when me and Bobby are calling it quits not too long ago, he and I decided we should meet someone new, but we need some time to think about it.
Lincoln Loud: Oh look Leni, you got Ten now, oh wait Eleven.
Lori Loud: See Leni, you're literally popular, Eleven dates.
Lincoln Loud: Wait a minute Lori there's more counting...Thirteen, no no no Fourteen, oh my goodness you now have Fifteen.
Lori Loud: Fifteen?
Squidward Tentacles: *gasps* Fifteen?
Leni Loud: Fifteen dates with random strangers?
Lincoln Loud: Yes Leni, you should try them out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, Leni.
Patrick Star: I do.
Lord Master Lox: Oh, a another send friend request, Hey, Plankton, you should try them out.
Plankton: Oh yeah, sure is.
Mr. Krabs: Plankton.
Sheldon Plankton: Well well we'll, Krabs. If you have the secret Krabby Patty formula, now give it to me.
Mr. Krabs: NO!
Plankton: Aw come on Krabs, if you're--
Mr. Krabs: Fifteen friend request.
Plankton: That's impossible.
Lori Loud: Remember, if one makes you comfortable accept the date, if not try another one, the last one might be the nicest.
Leni Loud: Okay.
Lori Loud: Good luck Leni.
Squidward Tentacles: Have fun, Leni.
Leni goes out on a date with a few random strangers she met online, her first date was a white teen kid appears to be eighteen with pimples.
Date #1: So mom and dad are like "Son, you need to make some friends are meet someone new or you will never get ahead in your life", you know what I'm saying?
Leni Loud: I don't get it.
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
The next day was an elderly man that had a head and nose that looked like a vulture.
Date #2: So young lady, how do you spend most of your life?
Leni Loud: By shopping and working.
Date: #2: So you are the one that works in the mall huh?
Leni Loud: Yeah, that's me.
Date #2: So are such a sweet kid *his teeth fell out* oops sorry.
Leni Loud: *in disgust* gross.
Patrick Star: This is terrible.
Time card reading "5 More Days Later"
French Narrator: 5 more days later.
Five more days later, Leni was still not impressed, when she got to number eight she met none other than...
Squidward Tentacles: AHHHHHHHHH! MY NOSE!
Leni Loud: Are you that octopus guy from that sponge show?
Squidward Tentacles: Why do I even bother going on a date with a human being? YOU BETTER FIX MY NOSE, LENI!
Leni Loud: What's wrong with your nose?
Squidward Tentacles: Well that's it, that's the stupidest date I've ever been to. I'm done with Lori.
Leni Loud: Yeah...I agree.
Squidward Tentacles: *inks on the floor*
Leni Loud: Ew, gross. He inked.
Time card reading "6 More Days Later"
French Narrator: 6 more days later.
Six more days later Leni meets up with the last guy, he is tanned skin, with a goatee on his face and with a thick Canadian accent.
Robloxian Man: Pardon me, is this "Faisionchick2000" eh?
Leni Loud: Yes, that's me and you must be "MizfitOhanaguy" right?
Robloxian Man: Yes that's me, How's it going eh?
Leni Loud: Not so much, out of all Fourteen dates I've been on, none of them were the perfect match for me.
Robloxian Man: I know how that feels eh? I feel like I never want to meet a girl from my neighboring country until now eh?, anyway my name is Kyle, but you can call me Kyle.
Leni Loud: Nice to meet you Kyle *shakes Kyle's hand* my name is Leni, it's spelled L-E-N-I.
Kyle Mabrowski: Oh nice name.
Leni Loud: Of course I was named after a character from "Of mice and Men", are you named after that guy from "Roblox"?
Kyle Mabrowski: No, I was named after my great-great-great-great-grandfather, Kyle Mabrowski, of course I was a descendant of a local clothes company from my great grandfather in Saskatchewan.
Leni Loud: No way.
Kyle Mabrowski: Yes way, he is best known for designing jackets, hats, shoes and jeans, wonderful work life he has eh?
Leni Loud: I know right?
Kyle Mabrowski: What do you want to do after dinner eh?
Leni Loud: Like, I don't know.
Kyle Mabrowski: How about a trip to the park?
Leni Loud: That sounds great.
A romantic music montage begins to play, Leni and Kyle begin strolling through the park while holding hands, they went out on a rowboat and fed the swans, ducks and geese, they then sat on a bench and gave each other a kiss on the lips, Kyle then drove Leni home.
Leni Loud: Kyle sweetie, you are like totes charming.
Kyle Mabrowski: You know it baby, I'll see you tomorrow babe, *kisses her hand*
Leni sighed in happiness, she opened the front door and is greeted by Lori, Squidward, Lincoln, SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red and Pink.
Squidward Tentacles: Leni, You're Back.
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, guys.
Pink Rectangle: Hi Leni.
Lori Loud: So...how was the date?
Leni Loud: Lori and Squidward, they are totes amazing, I can't wait to see them tomorrow, and it's all thanks to you two *hugs Lori, Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Yellow, Red and Pink*, goodnight guys.
Red Rectangle: Good night.
Lori Loud: I'm literally happy that she's happy.
Lincoln Loud: I couldn't agree with you more Lori.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, where did Squidward go?
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
The next day, Leni all dressed up in a beautiful dress comes down stairs and wait for her next date with Kyle, appears by motorcycle.
Kyle Mabrowski: Hey babe, check out my wheels eh?
Leni Loud: Oh, a bike that roars, oh cool. *gets in the sidecar and waves goodbye to the family* Bye guys, see you later.
Off went Leni and Kyle away from the Loud House, Lori with a tear in her eye started smiling.
Lori Loud: Oh, I've never been so happy in my life.
Luna Loud: She's born to be wild, know what I'm saying?
Luan Loud: But I don't see nothing wild about her, she's going to "Hog" it out *laughs* get it?
The others groaned at her joke.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Really Luan? Really?
Lola Loud: Yeah, Really Luan?
Lana Loud: Your bad puns are getting too old.
Patrick Star: I Agree.
Time card reading "Meanwhile"
French Narrator: Meanwhile.
Meanwhile, Leni and Kyle where on a hill having a picnic.
Leni Loud: Oh Kyle, your goatee is sooooo cute *strokes Kyle's bushy goatee*
Kyle Mabrowski: I really appreciate your complement about my goatee eh?
Leni Loud: Thanks.
Both Leni and Kyle just stared at each other and both ate a bowl of spaghetti together, then both Leni and Kyle ate the same noodle and ended it with a kiss, they both begin to blush, when suddenly...
Leni Loud: *my phone vibrates* Oh dang it, I'm gonna be late for work.
Kyle Mabrowski: No worries Babe, I'll get you to work, where do you work eh?
Leni Loud: I work at the mall where Ms. Carmichael owns a great store, everybody thinks I'm an angel there.
Kyle Mabrowski: Well you are definitely my angel Eh?
Leni Loud: *blushes*
Kyle Mabrowski: Hop aboard Leni, and I'll take you to work.
Time card reading "Meanwhile"
French Narrator: Meanwhile.
Meanwhile at the Mall, Leni was getting off the bike sidecar and kissed goodbye, Leni comes into work where she is greeted by Miguel and Fiona.
Miguel: Hey Leni.
Leni Loud: Hi Miguel, Hi Fiona.
Fiona: Leni, who is this bad boy on a motorbike.
Leni Loud: Oh, that's my new boyfriend he's from Canada.
Fiona: Canadian?
Leni Loud: Yeah, he's like so handsome with that goatee on his face, it's so thick.
Miguel: Do you happen to catch his name?
Leni Loud: His online date name was "MizfitOhanaguy" on "Happily Ever After" but his real name is Kyle, but I call him Kyle.
Miguel: Kyle? Kyle? Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, that name sounds familiar to me but I can't put my finger on it.
Fiona: Uh, Miguel, you okay?
Miguel: Sorry I'm just puzzled about that name, I know I heard it somewhere but I can't remember where...hm
After their shift is over, Miguel searched on his phone for a clue on the name Kyle, suddenly there were news results over Kyle, unknown to Leni, Miguel begins to find out about the truth of her boyfriend, shocked he showed it to Fiona and is also shocked to hear about it.
Fiona: No.
Miguel: Yes, this is terrible.
Fiona: She's Sixteen years old and Kyle is like Twenty Eight?
Miguel: Oh this is bad, I've got to warn Leni.
Fiona: Too late, look *points at Leni*.
Patrick Star: Hey, where'd Leni go.
They both spot Leni going toward Kyle on his motorcycle, she gets in the sidecar and waves goodbye to her work friends while her work friends tried to stop her but were too late)
Fiona: We've got to get Jackie and Mandee over to the Loud House and Bikini Bottom and warn her siblings.
Miguel: Right, let's go.
Back at the Loud House, Lori and Lincoln were playing Muscle Fish, Lori has beaten Lincoln.
Lori Loud: Ha, I told you I beat you as Orchid, Sabrewulf is literally a lame character you picked.
Squidward Tentacles: Ha ha suckers! *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: Two on three.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi there, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, buddy.
Than a knock was heard.
Lori Loud: *answers the door revealing Chaz* Chaz, what are you doing here?
Chaz: I'm looking for Leni, is she here?
Lincoln Loud: No she's not here right now, why you ask?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, is Leni at the mall?
Patrick Star: Yeah, she is.
Chaz: I thought maybe me, my cousin and her boyfriend would like to join us on a double date.
Lori Loud: Wait, you have a cousin?
Chaz: Her name is Cheyenne, named after a city in Wyoming.
Cheyenne: What's up.
Chaz: And this is her boyfriend John.
John: Hey there.
Lori Loud: Nice to meet you guys, I'm sorry but Leni is out on a date with a dude name Kyle.
Chaz: Wait, she is seeing someone?
Lincoln Loud: Well...It's a long story. *tells Chaz, Cheyenne and John about Leni's misunderstanding* And that's it.
Plankton: Alright, get it together Karen.
Karen Plankton: Plankton, what are you doing?
Plankton: I'm moving the super computer, Karen.
Karen Plankton: Oh.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Hi I'm Ignignokty and this is Error.
Error Pixelinite: Hi Plankton.
Plankton: Hey Error, we built a super computer.
Lord Master Lox: Good job, Plankton.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: We want to meet him, Super Computer Robotinator X-3000.
Error Pixelinite: Oh, Super Computer Robotinator X-3000.
Karen Plankton: *gasps* Super Computer Robotinator X-3000.
Pearl Master Lox: How did he do that?
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: Hello crew.
Error Pixelinite: That's insane. I wonder Chaz looks like?
Chaz: She thinks I'm in love with my own cousin?
Cheyenne: Why?
Lori Loud: She's ditzy, you know how she is.
Chaz: Is that why I haven't gotten calls from her?
Lori and Lincoln Loud: Probably/Yeah.
Lord Master Lox: Hey Plankton, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Plankton: Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Lord Master Lox: Alright, Plankton! :D
Than Miguel along with Fiona, Jackie and Mandee arrived at the front door exhausted.
Miguel: Where's Leni?
Fiona: We've got to warn her.
Lori Loud: Warn her? From what?
Jackie: Not from "What" but from "Who".
Lincoln Loud: Who?
Mandee: Leni's boyfriend Kyle.
Lori Loud: What about him? He literally seemed like a nice guy.
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: What about me?
Miguel: Oh no, he's not a nice guy, I know about him.
Chaz: What do you know about him?
Fiona: This guy Kyle, he is wanted in the entire Canadian state providence of Ontario for multiple accounts of Pedophilia and Sexual Harassment.
Lori Loud: O M G, that's literally crazy.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh my god, this is hilarious!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What about our deal?
Mandee: Here, let me show you, it's all over the news *flips on T.V. for the news*
Patchy Drizzle (on TV): And that's it for today's weather, now for some breaking news, to you Kathrine Mulligan.
Kathrine Mulligan (on TV): Thanks Patchy, In breaking news today, local Canadian criminal Kyle Mabrowski was known to be spotted in the city, he is wanted in the entire Canadian providence of Ontario Canada and charged for multiple accounts of Pedophilia, and Sexual Harassment, he is known to target young girls usually between the ages of 14 and 17, to all teen girls in the city, please do not approach this man as he is completely dangerous but don't be fooled by his handsome looks, if you see this man, call the police immediately, he is featured as a tanned skinned bald man with a thick goatee on his face.
Perch Perkins (on TV): Hey, Perch Perkins here live in Royal Woods and Bikini Bottom. Kyle is a bad guy--
Lori Loud: *shuts the T.V. off and is in complete shock* What have we done?
Lord Master Lox: Lincoln, you took the bad guy.
Lincoln Loud: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: It's okay, Lincoln.
Fiona: You tried to get Leni hooked up with him?
Lori Loud: Well we didn't know about him.
Lord Master Lox: But why?
Lincoln Loud: Well, Master Lox, I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.
Lord Master Lox: *to Lincoln, then gets angry* WE!
Lincoln Loud: But, failure as saving our sister Leni, right Master Lox?
Lord Master Lox: *to Lincoln* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
All except for Lincoln, Master Lox, Plankton and Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: *gasps*
Lincoln Loud: My fault?!?
Lord Master Lox: You're the one who took the bad guy!
Lincoln Loud: But, I didn't know where they were.
Lord Master Lox: Of course you didn't, because you were messing up in the first place! *to Plankton* No seriously, he really does.
Plankton: Oh.
Lincoln Loud: *to Master Lox* If you weren't selfish and evil!
Lord Master Lox: *to Lincoln* I was selfish and evil until you ruined everything with Leni!
Lincoln Loud: *gasps* You take that back!
Lord Master Lox: YOU ARE THE WORST FRIENDSHIP EVER!
Lincoln Loud: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lord Master Lox: NOW SHUT UP, LINCOLN!
Fiona: This is no time for discipline, we've got to save Leni, come on.
Lori Loud: Come on Lincoln, we've got to save our sister.
Lincoln Loud: Why do I have to come along?
Lori Loud: Come on guys, we've got a sister to rescue.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry Lincoln, we have to save Leni.
Lincoln Loud: Good idea!
Patrick Star: Um guys, little help?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *carries Patrick*
Patrick Star: Thank you!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your welcome, buddy!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Lincoln, Lori and Leni's friends are trying to find the whereabouts of Leni and Kyle, they asked all over the mall, but all of them shook their heads, they searched in the park but no sign of them, they searched the movie theater, but no sign of them, they searched the hotel, but no sign of them, but..
Mandee: I got a text from Leni, she said that she and Kyle are eating at Lynn's Table.
Lincoln Loud: *gasps* That's Dad's restaurant.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln look, Krabby Patties.
Mr. Krabs: *gasps* Me money.
Fiona: We need to get to her before something bad will happen to her.
Miguel: Who knows what he's gonna do to her.
Patrick Star: Yeah, I wonder she's in there.
Everyone went to Lynn's Table and spotted Leni and Kyle in a booth.
Kyle Mabrowski: So, this is your father's restaurant eh? It's special isn't it?
Leni Loud: Nothing else is special as you are Kyle Mabrowski!
Kyle Mabrowski: Oh Babe you are a special girl.
Chaz is shocked than gets angry and attempts to bust down the door, but Lori and Squidward stops him.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, until he ruins everything for no reason.
Lori Loud: Easy Chaz, all of us will go in.
Chaz: But that dude is kissing my girl!
John: Don't worry buddy, we'll protect her.
Cheyenne: Relax cousin, we'll make sure that jerk doesn't hurt her again.
Lord Master Lox: Note to self: Never throw away in his socks.
Plankton: Yeah, good point.
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: Sob sob sob. Guys, what are you doing?
Lord Master Lox: We're hanging out my friend Plankton.
Then without hesitation, Lori and others just entered the restaurant surprising Leni and Kyle.
Leni Loud: SpongeBob? Patrick? Squidward? Mr. Krabs? Lincoln? Lori? What are you guys doing here?
Squidward Tentacles: Us?
Kyle Mabrowski: So that's your family, Hi how's it going eh? My names--
Lori Loud: Kyle Mabrowski.
Kyle Mabrowski: How do you know who I am?
Miguel: You are all over the news, What are you doing with her you Pedophile?
Leni Loud: Pedophile?
Lincoln Loud: It's someone who is sexually attracted to children.
SpongeBob SquarePants: YEAH LENI, TELL HIM!
Leni Loud: *to Kyle* You mean to tell me that you love little kids?
Kyle Mabrowski: I have no clue on what you are talking about.
Chaz: That's my girl you Canadian jerk.
Kyle Mabrowski: And who are you Eh?
Chaz: I'm her boyfriend!
Kyle Mabrowski: Well guess what shorty? Not anymore, Leni's mine and she is only allowed to talk to one man and one man only...me!
Leni Loud: Go away Kyle, you love that girl so much? You totes don't talk to me!
Patrick Star: Yeah, Kyle!
Lori Loud: Leni, That's Chaz's cousin Cheyenne.
Squidward Tentacles: Go ahead, Leni.
Chaz: She told me that she met someone named John.
Cheyenne: And he was going to ask you out on a double date.
Leni Loud: I was about to ask you to see the movie.
Chaz: That's real sweet of you Leni, I would love to go with you.
Kyle Mabrowski: Too late Fatty, she's mine eh? Go find your own eh?
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: Bring it on!
Kyle attempted to kiss Leni and Leni felt something touching her buns, she noticed Kyle touching her buns.
Leni Loud: *slaps Kyle* What are you doing touching my buns?
Kyle Mabrowski: Because you are my girl, and I can touch you wherever I want eh?
Lori Loud: Are you literally kidding me?
Kyle Mabrowski: I am not to be kidding you, from now on, neither one of you will ever come in between me and Leni, Leni can only talk to one man and one man only Kyle Mabrowski and that's me eh? Come on Leni, let's go!
Kyle roughly grabs Leni by the hand.
Leni Loud: What about my family?
Kyle Mabrowski: You don't need your family anymore, you got me now, you are going to stay with me in Canada and I will have strong handsome boys, some mini-Kyle's of course.
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: GET RID OF YOUR LOUD FAMILY! GET THEM!
Leni Loud: But I don't want little boys, I want a daughter.
Kyle Mabrowski: If you are having a girl, I say get an Abortion.
All: *gasps then become mad at Kyle for his comment*
Fiona: No one and I mean absolutely no one mentions the word Abortion in my city.
Leni Loud: Yeah Kyle, let me go, I'm done with you.
Kyle Mabrowski: Well I'm not done with you, you belong to me.
Leni Loud: What do you mean.
Kyle Mabrowski: Back home, all the girls I grew up with are too old and too boring to date eh? I wanted to date wild and young girls that suit my actions, usually between the ages of 14-17.
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: GET BACK HERE, LENI! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Leni Loud: NO! *punches Super Computer Robotinator X-3000*
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: *punches Leni back*
Leni Loud: *punches Super Computer Robotinator X-3000 again*
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: *punches Leni again*
Leni Loud and Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: *fights each other*
Jackie: That's sick.
Mandee: Yeah, totally gross.
Kyle Mabrowski: That's right, I can date any girl of a young age eh? The USA is supposed to be the land of the free right? Well I have a right to treat and date any girl at a young age if I want to, you think Leni can go for a short fat guy like him?
Chaz: *begins to growl*
Kyle Mabrowski: The next time you want to talk to Leni, look her up as Mrs. Leni Kyle Mabrowski of Robloxian Canada, where I can kiss her and make baby boys with her, so long suckers. *drags Leni away and attempts to leave the restaurant but gets hit by the frying pan thanks to Lynn Sr.*
Leni Loud: *grabs Super Computer Robotinator X-3000’s arms*
Plankton: Aw, our robot.
Lord Master Lox: It’s true.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: No!
Error Pixelinite: Ignignokty, do something.
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000: YOU, LET GO OF ME, LENI!
Leni Loud: NO! *rips Super Computer Robotinator X-3000's arms off* YAAAAAHHHH!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *sternly* Nobody treats any of my girls badly and gets away with it.
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000 (without arms): THAT'S IT! I KNEW IT! SO LONG SUCKERS!
Patrick Star: YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000 (without arms): Huh? *screams*
Patrick Star: *punches Super Computer Robotinator X-3000 in the air*
Super Computer Robotinator X-3000 (without arms): *continues screaming and falls to death* *gets split into pieces and dies*
The Police show up and decided to take Kyle away in the car.
Police Officer: Well well well if it isn't Kyle Mabrowski, wanted in the entire Canadian providence in Ontario Canada, charged with Pedophilia and Sexual Harassment, at least eighteen parents had complaints coming from this man and his sexual abuse.
Officer Slugfish: Yeah, you're under arrest, Kyle.
Officer Nancy O'Malley: Tell it to the judge. *arrests Kyle*
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Let's get back to the ship.
Error Pixelinite: Yeah.
Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite: *gets on the ship*
The Pixelinites ship leaves.
Lord Master Lox: Come on, Plankton let's go home.
Plankton: Very well.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *leaves*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Lori, Lincoln and others* Well I'm sure glad you kids saved Leni from that pedophilic maniac.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks dad, We are always there for her.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That is a great idea Lynn Sr.!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Lori and Lincoln* But I will have to ground you for two weeks for talking Leni into online dating, online dating can be dangerous sometimes, you may never know what kind of person they might be.
Lori Loud: Fair enough dad.
Squidward Tentacles: Aw, Lynn Sr., that was horror and wear off.
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, guys!
Lincoln Loud: Aw, Yellow!
Kyle Mabrowski: Leni, I'm sorry, I hope you realize what I did was wrong, I should have controlled my temper, and I shouldn't have abused you, and I hope that one day you accept my apology, you've got great siblings and a good family that loves you, your friends seemed alright.
Leni Loud: *ignores Kyle* I totes have nothing to say to you Kyle.
Kyle Mabrowski: Whatever, have a good one eh?
Police Officer: Sir you have the right to remain silent.
Kyle Mabrowski: My date was perfect, perfect I tell you and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
The Police put Kyle in the police care and drove away.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *chuckles* Ha that gag never gets old.
Patrick Star: Hey, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey.
Leni Loud: Chaz, I'm sorry, I didn't know that she was your cousin, I thought I would have lost you forever.
Chaz: Well I'm mad that you were seeing someone behind my back, but I'm grateful you are safe.
Leni Loud: So, are we good?
Chaz: Yes, we are good, but I think we should take a break from each other for a while.
Leni Loud: I totes agree.
Lori Loud: Come on Leni, let's go home.
Squidward Tentacles: Tentacle.
Leni Loud: *in sadness* coming Lori and Squidward.
Back at the Loud House, Leni is sitting in her bed in sadness, she heard a knock on the door.
Leni Loud: Who is it?
Lincoln Loud: It's me Lincoln, may we come in?
Leni Loud: Sure come in.
Lincoln Loud and *opens the door to check on Leni*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *goes inside* Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob. *to Leni* Hey Leni, how are you feeling?
Leni Loud: Not so much, not since you warned me about Kyle, he was nice, until he turned into a jerk.
Lincoln Loud: You do know that I was getting you involved in online dating.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I’m sorry while you’re grounded Lincoln.
Leni Loud: Yes it was and I forgive you guys, sorry you won't be able to do things like you want to while you're grounded Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: To be honest Leni, I would rather be grounded than letting you suffer with that Canadian doofus.
Leni Loud: And this is why you are the best brother anywhere around and I totes won't trade it for the world. *gives him a peck on the cheek, Lincoln blushes*
Lincoln Loud: I'll give you some time Leni, see you later, hope you feel better soon.
Patrick Star: Hey guys.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Patrick.
Patrick Star: I almost forgot.
Leni Loud: Night time. Usual.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, can we watch the movie?
Lincoln Loud: Sure.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *watches the movie*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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