Kaieteur Falls/Transcript

(The story begins in the classroom, Ms. Frizzle has a surprise for the class.)
Ms. Frizzle: Good morning, class! I have a surprise for you all!
Arnold: Oh no! I don't like the sound of that!
Lindsey: Don't worry Arnold, you're gonna love this, I'm sure of it! Everyone, to the bus!
(They go to the Bus and sit down.)
Ms. Frizzle: Hit it, Liz!
(The Bus transforms into a plane with water-themed decorations, and flies to the Amazon.)
Ms. Frizzle: Wahoo! We're here. I just have one more thing - Bus, do more of your stuff!
(Ms. Frizzle clicks the Bus Remote's button that opens the emergency door, which houses two swan pedal boats)
Ralphie: Is it just me, or are those not boats at all? They're swans.
Ms. Frizzle: Not just any swans, Ralphie, swan pedal boats! With pedals at the bottom, like a bike!
Wanda: Awww, they're soooo cute!
Tim: I've seen these before, in lakes and ponds.
Arnold: Finally, I'm actually OK with a field trip!
(Everyone giggles as Tim, Dorothy Ann, Ralphie, and Jyoti get into one boat and Arnold, Keesha, Carlos, and Wanda get into another.)
Ms. Frizzle: Alrighty class! As Val always says, "Let's get out there and EXPLORE!"
Carlos: Swan you later!
Everyone: Carlos!
Ms. Frizzle and Lindsey: Hit it, Liz!
(A ramp falls down from the bus and the 2 boats went sliding down it into the river.)
Everyone: WOAH!
(The boats splashed onto the river)
Keesha: Well that's ONE way to head into a river.
(Arnold seemed to notice something on the edge of the falls and made a shocked expression.)
Arnold: (stunned) Uh guys?
Wanda: Well you know the Friz, always has to make things more exciting.
Arnold: Uh guys?!
(Arnold is ignored once again.)
Arnold: GUYS?!
Carlos: What is it Arn-
(Carlos notices what he noticed: a really tall, massive waterfall, heading their way)
Carlos: (stunned) Uh ladies, you might wanna look at the other end....
Keesha: What does that mea-
(Keesha and Wanda noticed the waterfall too. Meanwhile on Pedal Boat B, Ralphie noticed the waterfall too and had a similar reaction.)
Ralphie: Is it just me, or is that what I think it is?!
Tim: What's wrong Ralphie? 
(DA, Tim, and Jyoti saw Ralphie pointing to the waterfall.)
DA: (stunned) Wa-wa...
Tim: WATERFALL!!! Quick! Pedal!
Arnold: Hurry!
(DA and Tim were pedaling for their boat as Keesha and Wanda were pedaling the other trying to fight the fall's flow.)
Carlos: Uh, we'll have to go rapidly!
All: Carlos!
Arnold: I DEFINITELY SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME TODAY!!!!!
(As the kids were trying to escape the falls, they did no other but pray to the heavens above.)
DA: (looking up at the sky with hands together) If you let us live, I'll tutor any idiot who requires it! Oh Please don't let us die! I haven't became a researcher!
Tim: (likewise) And I haven't became famous!
Jyoti: (likewise) And I haven't won the Nobel Prize! 
Keesha: (likewise) I haven't won every beauty pageant! 
Carlos: (likewise) I haven't became a stand-up comedian! 
Wanda: (likewise) If we live, and I'm not such a weaselly wimp, I'll save every endangered species! 
Arnold: (likewise) If we live, I'll stay home the next time we go on a waterfall!
Ralphie: (likewise) If we live, I'll become a famous athlete and let Jyoti kiss me!
(Everyone at his boat stares at him shocked, DA and Tim stopped pedaling)
Ralphie: What? Like we're gonna make it.
(The kids just kept getting closer and closer to the falls as they made their final requests and promises.)
Tim: We're all gonna die! The current is too strong! We're not gonna make it! I think we've been Frizzled! Probably for the last time of our lives!
Ralphie: Hey guys, I think we might make it if, I think I speak for Jyoti, Carlos, and Arnold too when I say this but PUT SOME METAL TO THE PEDAL!!!
Carlos: Ralphie's right! Put that pedal to the ultimate metal!
(The Airplane School Bus hovers above the Falls, with Ms. Frizzle, Lindsey, and Liz inside. Ms. Frizzle is watching.)
Ms. Frizzle: What is it, Liz?
Liz (pointing to the swan pedal boats approaching the waterfall)
Lindsey: (screams) What have we done?! They're gonna head over that waterfall! We gotta head over there, pronto!
Ms. Frizzle: Okay, Bus, do your stuff!
(Meanwhile, the kids get even closer to the waterfall. They started to scream in terror. Their whole lives flashed before their eyes.)
Arnold: So this is how it ends? Man, I knew I should've stayed home today!!
Carlos: Make sure they put that quote down on your gravestone!
Arnold: (writing down) Put "I knew I should've stayed home today" on gravestone.
Ms. Frizzle (over the speakers): OK class! Tie the ropes to your boats!
(They tie their ropes to the necks of their swans)
(A hatch opens on the Bus. The ropes are pulled inside the Bus)
Ms. Frizzle: Soooooo, um how are you guys? Awesome ride wasn't it?
(The class looked at her with angry faces as they sat down. Arnold was just traumatized.)
Keesha: Let me get the facts, it almost killed us all! Like a roller coaster with the steepest and straightest, perfectly 90°-angle drop ever!
Lindsey: We're so sorry! We had no idea there was a waterfall there! Please don't tell your parents!
Tim: It's ok, I think... 
(Everyone stares at him)
DA: According to my research, that waterfall is Kaieteur Falls. It's the world's largest single drop waterfall that's over 741 feet high.
Ralphie: And we just so happened to have survived it!
Tim: Man, we were frizzled big time. I guess we'll never take life for granted again.
Arnold: Looks like I won't be needing this
(Arnold puts away a piece of paper titled Last Will and Testament of Arnold Perlstein.)
Jyoti: So Ralphie, you were saying?
Ralphie: Huh?
Jyoti: Remember, when you said that if we lived, you would become a famous athlete and.....
Ralphie: Oh that! You see, I thought we were all gonna die and.....uh......come on guys! Back me up!
Jyoti: Pucker up!
(Jyoti was puckering her lips and leaning closer to Ralphie, until she was stopped by someone.)
Wanda: Now now Jyoti, let's save that for when we get back.
Ralphie: Phew! Thanks Wanda!
Lindsey: Anyway, let us take you somewhere to make it up to you.
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