Miss Piggy's Rules

Miss Piggy's Rules is a 1997 spoof of the hit relationship-advice book The Rules, written by Miss Piggy.
==Contents==
*Introduction
**I'm Moi...and You're Not
*Part 1: Meet a Miss Piggy's Rules Girl - Moi!
**This Little Piggy Goes to Market
**Top Ten Places to Find Mr. Right
**Personal Ads
**You've Got Male!
**Identifying the Target
**I've Got Your Number
**The Telephone
**The Vous-to-Moi Quiz
**The First Date
**The Second Date
**The Third Date
**Questions from Some Rules-to-Be Girls
*Part II: The Relationship
**Getting Him Ready for Togetherness
**"Now Hear This!"
**Getting to Know Vous, Getting to Know too Much about Vous
**Our Little Secret!
**Basic Training for Your Man
**War Stories
**Telling Him About Your Future Together
**"More Better Moi"
**When Mr. Right Goes Wrong
*Part III: The Afterlife
**Forgetting Him and Forgiving Yourself
**Getting On with Your Life
**Moi's Guide to Getting Even!
==Additional credits==
Designed by Susan Van Horn and Maria Taffera Lewis
Edited by Tara Ann McFadden
Photos by Lauren Attinello and John E. Barrett
==See also==
* Miss Piggy's Guide to Life
* The Diva Code
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Category:Muppet Books
Category:Running Press