Zumbo Sauce

Zumbo Sauce is an inter-dimensional being usually summoned by uttering his name three times. i shan’t utter his name at this moment, for he will the spookies me if he is summoned!!!!!!
Summoning this creature usually involves uttering his name three times in a circle of wasabi, doing 5 jumping jacks while having a friend asplode himself, doing 5 Barrel Rolls, and then ending with a Penguin Dance. Usually people don’t do anything after saying his name three times because it’s too hard for them.
==Origins==
Zumbo Sauce shouldn’t exist. So why does he exist? It all started back in the Lord’s Year of 2023, when a kid with an iPad showcased all of his epik Roblox avatars, in the process making the grave mistake of uttering his name in substitute for some green guy named Jumbo Josh.
In this process, the Zumbo, dormant for thousands of years, was awaken from its almost-eternal slumber imposed during the age of Egyptians, thereby cursing the UnWorld with infinite spooki.
Alternatively, Zumbo Sauce in the real world is really just Jumbo Josh in a tracksuit. wait, did I say his name three times? aaaaaaa!!!