John Zombietower

== John Zombietower ==
John Zombietower is a retired Delta Force member from the war in Afghanistan. He is super strong from years of intense protein consumption, training, and getting beaten by his dad. He suffers from stage 8 male pattern baldness, classified as morbidly obese, and suffers from crippling depression and PTSD from losing his best friend Joe Robloxia in Afghanistan. He is Adolf Zombietowler's mortal enemy. Gets pegged by wiki user Asleeplessdream.
== Lore ==
=== Youth ===
John Zombietower was born in an abusive household. His mother Was Ms. Zombietower and his father was Mr. Zombietower. His only brother was Gordon Zombietower. Mr. Zombietower would return home from fishing everyday piss drunk and constantly beat John because he looked "gay" before having intercourse with Ms. Zombietower. Ms. Zombietower would costantly say how John and Gordon were mistakes because the condom broke, driving John into a dark depression.
At the age of 12, his mom was executed by her husband with a .44 magnum. The court found that Mr. Zombietower was incapable of raising John and made him live with his uncle. John’s uncle became his father figure and taught him how to survive in the wilderness and cqc. John Zombietower became very popular in school for single handedly beating every bully in the school and running the place like a militaristic micronation. 
By the time he was 16, he had 10 girlfriends, and had all Fs in his classes. The United States military noticed that John had a 0.01 GPA and decided to recruit him into the military.
=== Military Service ===
During his tour in Afghanistan, John Zombietower realized that the children could not aim for jack shit. Feeling sorry for the children, his squad went rogue and kidnapped a bunch of Taliban members to train them to become ultimate soldiers. John’s best squad mates during this period were Joe Robloxia and his brother, Gordon Zombietower.
=== Killing Osama and Descension from God hood ===
After gaslighting their soldiers into believing that Allah needed them to kill Osama Bin Laden, the military caught wind of John’s paramilitary group and let them kill Osama. God was at first ok with this, until he realized John only did all of this so he wouldn’t have to take orders from the US, because it meant he would have to surrender Osama’s 10tb hard drive of funny cartoons and movies. God was so frustrated that one of his children would do something so petty that he struck John with lighting in broad daylight, crippling him and turning him into a normal person.
John abandoned his paramilitary group and rejoined the US. After his last mission, John felt that he could no longer fight after being unable to jump up to a 4 story building to save Joe Robloxia. The military agreed to let John go because at that point he was half the man he used to be.
=== Post Military Service and Undead Wars ===
John returned home and began to work at a steel mill, his childhood dream before the military. When the zombies attacked, he was still working, and helped rescue as many people as possible. He stayed in the steel mill for 2 years until venturing out to find his uncle. When John returned, he found that his uncle was shot. His uncle’s dying breath revealed that he was shot by Adolf Zombietowler. Filled in anger, John goes purple and starts training to reacquire his physique prior to God striking him with lightning.
He now seeks vengeance against the zombie towers that be.
== Abilities ==
John has extensive knowledge in hunting, cqc, long range combat, stealth, and survival. His main weapon is a short stock Scout rifle and katana that he keeps on his leg.