Emily Goes Too Far/Script

* Emily: "Hey guys! It's April Fools today! You know what that means! I'm going to prank the entire city today."
* Amanda: "Wait, you are?"
* Emily: "Yes I am. Watch and learn!"
* [Cut to the pranking scene]
* Emily: *goes to the Mayor's stage for April Fools Day* “I LOVE INFINITE, BLACK DOOM, AND THE DEADLY SIX!"
* Hedgehog Boy: "Oh brother, this girl stinks!"
* [Everyone boos at Emily]
* Emily: "I know, I know. But the reason why is in these boxes! Box rain please!"
* Andre: "I hate working with her." *presses the box rain button*
* [Boxes rain from the sky]
* Heads Jr.: *a note pops out of the box like a jack in the box as soon as he opens it*
*[This happens to everyone else]
*Note: "April Fools!"
* [Everyone laughs]
* Emily: "That was offensive! Get it? April Fools!"
* [Police Cars arrive]
* Emily: "What the-"
* Police Hedgehog: "Vermillion Kitten, one more joke about those threats, and you're going to the slammer!"
* Lola: "If you arrest her, the Nutsy Party will execute you."
* Emily: *crying* "But it's April Fools Day!"
* Police Hedgehog: "Well, if you want to make a good joke, don't make it related to any of those threats."
* Emily: "OK, what do you get when you split a banana? A pair of slippers! What did the electric fan say to Tails? I'm your biggest FAN!"
* Cat Kid: "Wow! You stink!"
* Emily: "I had to do these jokes because if I make jokes about Sonic's past enemies, then I will get arrested!"
* Everyone: "That's bad, especially for you! We love your jokes!"
* Emily: "And now a word from our sponsors!" *runs to Candy*
* Candy: "Emily! What are you here for? Your pranking problem?"
* Emily: "Yes! The Police might arrest me if I do that joke again."
* Candy: "I know. I heard what happened. You will get arrested if you make any jokes like that again. So take my advice...."
* Emily: "What is your advice?"
* Candy: "Keep joking about them."
* Emily: "WHAT? Why?"
* Candy: "Curd, my mom is the most famous comedian on this planet! That's because she made so many potentially offensive jokes and made them actually funny!"
* Emily: "You're crazy! The police might arrest me!"
* Candy: "Don't worry. I'm sure somebody will defend you. If no one will, I will. If they fail, I'll succeed, because I'm Curd's daughter! As Curd's daughter, I know that the police are not always right, and this time they definitely aren't right about putting you in the slammer if you make that joke again."
* Narrator: "Meanwhile..."
* Amanda: "Emily banned from making jokes about Sonic's enemies? That's unfair! That joke was awesome! I've gotta have a little talk with the cops."
* Narrator: "Back To The Back Of The Stage..."
* Turbo: "Back To The Back? Yeah, fitting, except these scenes are not back to back, due to this time card."
* Narrator: "Shut up, Turbo, and just let me move on to the next scene."
* Candy: "Your joke was REALLY funny! And I say that as the daughter of Curd! My mom took risks while making jokes about people like Eggman. There's even one time where she made a joke about..." *whispers into Emily's ear the thing her mom joked about*
* Emily: "Wow! That was definitely one of the riskiest jokes ever!"
* Candy: "Exactly!"
* Emily: "Thanks, Candy! I'm going back!"
* Candy: "That's the spirit, Emily! If you keep at it, eventually you might even surpass my mom!"
* Emily: "But how do I make another big hit joke like that?"
* Candy: "Ask my mom!"
* Narrator: Front Stage
* Olivia: "Watch me move this ball!" *moves the ball without it touching*
* [Audience cheers]
* Narrator: Curd's House
* Emily: "Hey Curd!"
* Curd: "Hey Emily! I heard about that prank! It was absolutely hilarious!"
* Emily: "How do I jokes like that again? How do I do jokes like you do?"
* Curd: "It's hard to explain how to do a prank like that, however you can make puns! Also, only directly joke about the thing you think might be offensive during pranks. NEVER say it directly if you want to make one of the best jokes of Mobiankind. Here's a good example of a joke! What do you get when you put in a bowl Nitrogen, Astatine, Sulfur, Iodine, Helium, Iodine, Lithium, Hydrogen, Iodine, Thallium, Erbium, and Germanium?" *whispers into Emily's ear*
* Emily: *laughs hard* "You ARE the best comedian in the world! I expected you to be great at this, but not THIS great! Oh, you're hilarious, Curd! If you can joke about those people, I can too!"
* Curd: "THAT is the spirit, Emily! Love you and your joke, Emily! By the way, did my daughter talk to you?"
* Emily: "Yes."
* Curd: "That's great! If you want to make new weird and interesting friends and gather audiences, take risks in your jokes and just be yourself! Now get a band to sing a song about what you learned and someone to defend you."
* Emily: "Thanks, Curd!" *runs to Anna and Lola* "Anna! Lola! Where's Olivi-" *she sees Olivia performing magic tricks* "Oh."
* Anna: "OK, so what do you want?"
* Emily: "I want your Blue Band and Lola's Esculent Ensemble to make a song about being yourself."
* Anna: "That's perfect! I, Olivia, and Lola wanted to release this song to the public! Now let's go to the stage!" *draws a door, making her, Lola, and Emily go to the Mayor's stage*
* [Cut to the Police Office]
* Amanda: "Police! Why did you do that?"
* Police Dog: "Because Emily made such an offensive joke."
* Amanda: "But Curd made potentially offensive jokes funny! And she got her audience to laugh! Do you want a person who is as funny or funnier than Curd?"
* Police Rabbit: "Wow, that's a good point! Do you agree?"
* [All the police nod their heads]
* Police Rabbit: "OK, Amanda. We'll rethink what we've done to Emily."
* Mayor: "And now, give your hands to Olivia, the Blue Band, and the Esculent Ensemble!"
* Olivia: "3, 2, 1, GO!"
* [Be Yourself, Take Risks Starts]
* Emily: "When I pranked people about liking Sonic's enemies, everyone laughed and thought I should get an Emmy. And then the police came in and took away my freedom to take risks in making pranks and let my true identity blossom."
* All Esculent Band Members: "When Emily was called out by the government's thanes, she cried and 2 rabbits knew they were insane,"
* Blue Band Members: "So the police were called out by little Amanda-"
* Olivia: "And this song I promise is not propaganda!"
* Emily: "I know that you should follow the law or you go to prison, but sometimes you've gotta take risks like those who have risen!"
* Anna: "And potentially offensive pranks are much more fun than getting your freedom reduced to one!"
* Emily: "Now there is a lesson that I have learned, improve on the talents you have earned!"
* Olivia: "If you keep at it, your stuff might go to a compact disk, so be yourself and take some risks!"
* [Be Yourself, Take Risks Ends]
* [Crowd cheers]
* Police Rabbit: "Now we reconsider. Thanks for teaching us what we did wrong!"
* Emily: "You're welcome!"
* Police Dog: "Taking risks is important for young comedians like you, Emily."
* Police Cat: "Wow! You are just RIGHT!
* Police Hedgehog: "Wow you taught yourself something, young lass. In order to make your audience laugh, take risks, and most importantly, be yourself! Have a good day, and happy April Fools!"
* Emily: "Thanks! Now let me say a pun!" *goes on stage* "What do you call a chick who just hatched out of an egg?"
* Crowd: "AN EGGMAN!" *laughing*
* [The camera zooms out, showing a TV screen recording the entire thing]
* Cream: "That was corny and offensive! Do you have anything to say, girls?"
* Curd and Candy: *gulp*
* Cream: "Rethink what you told her, because I don't like this!"
* Curd: "You know, I like Eggman a lot! Seriously!"
* Cream: "What did you say-"
* Curd: "April Fools!"
* Cream: "Even during April Fools, never joke about that in front of me. That’s offensive to-“
* Ivan: *runs to Cream* “It’s not! Can’t you ever have fun?”
* Cream: “I was trying to make you feel good, but I guess it is better for you to feel that way. In fact, I don’t have to worry about my daughter joking about Eggman in front of us anymore!”
* Curd: “Told ya I’m too amazing.”
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