Hok/Quotes

Hok's dialogue.
==General==
*"BLADES! COMPONENTS! GILDING! BLADES! COMPONENTS! GILDING!" 
*"Bladed weapons; master-crafted from the hilt up, designed to suit your particular need, surah!" 
*"You have dreamed of your perfect blade! Well, dream no longer! It resides in the space between yourself and HOK, master craftsman, waiting to be born!" 
==Greetings==
*"Ai yo! What a day! Hok has been busier than a one-armed mime with a skin rash. What may I provide?" 
*"Oof, that last customer? Nice guy, but couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. What do you need?" 
*"Ah, swazdo-lah. Both the world and his wife are on Hok's back this accursed day. How may he improve yours?" 
===Rank 3 - Trusted===
*"AI-YO! Cetus's favorite Tenno! Welcome, welcome!" 
*"Ah, surah! A joy as always!" 
*"SWAZDO-LAH, TENNO! Your presence makes joy fountain from Hok's eyeballs!" 
===Speaking to Pedlek===
*"NO EXCUSES, PEDLEK! Last time there was a dead squirrel floating in it! (Sigh) I am a bright star surrounded by an accretion disk of cretins and ding-dongs. (Sigh) How may I serve?" 
*"(Chuckles) I do not like your chances, Pedlek, for you're barely symmetrical! Oh, swazdo-lah! How may Hok serve?" 
*"PEDLEK! DID YOUR MOTHER JUMP AROUND WHILST PREGNANT?! THOSE AREN'T PETS, THEY'RE CARNIVOROUS AS FFF---far as I know. Hello there! How may Hok serve?" 
*"No, Pedlek, I will not be attending your poetry recital. Hok would rather get a plate in his head and collect magnets. How may I serve?" 
*"I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR, PEDLEK! You look like a jerk and have a crappy face! Swazdo-lah, what do you need?" 
*"That money in your SOCK, Pedlek, is for BAIL! (Sigh) Swazdo-lah, what do you need?" 
*"KNOCK IT OFF, PEDLEK! You laugh like an electrocuted hamster! Oh, swazdo-lah! How may Hok serve?" 
*"By the Unum, Pedlek, it would be wiser to simply fire you and use your face to make squid biscuits! Oh, swazdo-lah. How may Hok serve?" 
==Viewing Wares==
;If have no Zaw blueprints/components
*"Ah-ha! You desire the Zaw weapons Hok is so famous for! Allow Hok - I am Hok - to sell you blueprints for weapon parts, forge them in your foundry, and then return here, so that Hok may construct a fine weapon for you." 
==Leaving the Store==
*"Really? Step into the winners' circle occasionally, friend. We'd love to have you." 
*"So you've just wasted my time, is what your face is telling me." 
*"Are your eyes in your pockets?! You'll not find the equal of Hok's merchandise elsewhere." 
===After Purchasing an Item===
*"Walk like there's a knife in your boot, eh?" 
*"Keep swingin' until they're more red than, well, anything else." 
*"Getting old isn't for the weak. Be well, surah." 
==Farewells==
*"Sho-lah!" 
*"Sho-lah, surah!" 
*"Come back soon!" 
*"Remember, Hok has new specials, every day!" 
*"Dah-dap, surah!" 
==Zaw Forging==
===If the Player has no Zaw Components===
*"Hok would love to help. Perhaps if you return with some weapon parts, he could assemble a fine blade for you." 
*"Supply the parts, and I shall create the weapon." 
*"Without the proper components, alas, I am helpless to assist." 
===If the Player Waits===
*"There is no rush; Hok has... all day." 
*"It is important to make the right choice, of course." 
*"Pedlek! Fetch me my lunch while this customer... browses." 
===Selecting a Zaw Component===
*"Very good, very good." 
*"They shall work wonderfully together." 
*"A most astute choice, surah." 
====If the Player Waits====
*"Perhaps the most important part of the weapon. Choose wisely." 
*"Take your time, take your time." 
*"Grip and link must, of course, be chosen with utmost care." 
===Creating a Zaw===
*"Hok does marvelous work, does he not? Marvelous-Utz." 
*"Not too shabby. Pedlek helped with some of the smaller touches, so my apologies if it falls apart in your hands." 
*"PEDLEK! FETCH THIS CUSTOMER THEIR- oh, there it is." 
==Other Services==
===Gilding a Zaw===
*"Such beautiful lines. She requires only... a name." 
*"It is ready, waiting to come to life with your touch. Will you name her?" 
*"Your blade, Tenno. Name her, and bring her to life." 
====Confirming the Name of a Zaw====
*"A name to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked." 
*"You are quite the poet, Tenno. Beautiful." 
*"Perfection." 
====Skipping the Naming of a Zaw====
*"You see her for what she is. Truly, you share bond." 
*"Her nature is her own. As you say." 
*"Of course, surah. She is yours." 
====If the Zaw is not Rank 30====
*"Test your blades in battle. Return to me once their worth is known. Only then will Hok gild." 
*"If your weapon is tested, then Hok shall gild, but not before." 
*"Untested metal is unfit for gilding. Return to Hok once the worth of that blade has been proven, surah." 
===Donating a Zaw===
*"Dah-dup, surah! Your contribution to our defense is gratefully accepted!" 
*"Ai yo! Dah-dup, surah! The militia thanks you!" 
*"You are too kind, surah! Dah-dup, dah-dup-utz!" 
====If the Zaw is not Rank 30====
*"The militia will only accept battle-hardened Zaws, Tenno." 
*"If the steel is tested, the militia will gratefully accept. Otherwise, not so much." 
*"We cannot arm recruits with anything less than battle-hardened weapons, surah." 
==Viewing Today's Special==
*"Big special today! Hok knows you're interested!" 
*"Behold; my special for today!" 
*"Another day, another masterwork!" 
*"Today special is a thing of such beauty, that I had to slap Pedlek for looking at it indecently." 
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