The Border Force Sketches

The Border Force sketches were two sketches from Episode 10.  The first part featured an unnamed man (played by Greg) who was attempting to bring in 37 frozen dogs. He apparently wanted to bring in the frozen Saint Bernard, Bulldog and Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppies ‘for fun’ saying he already owned 300, which he kept in 14 large stand-up freezers at his home.  He went on to say that he takes his frozen puppies out to dinner on Friday and Saturday nights and sometimes performs standup comedy for them.  He had to give up his puppies at customs, kissing each one and saying goodbye by name (to the dogs named 'Harrison', 'Bill', 'Devon', 'James Spader', 'Louis CK', 'Mummy', 'Scorb', 'Spingus' and 'Strawberry Fields Forever' among others).
In the second sketch Officer Brooks (played by Ben) had to search a Miss Graham (played by Eddo) who claimed to have wood on her person, or in her luggage.  Miss Graham made increasingly suggestive comments as Officer Brooks attempted to retrieve the wood. Brooks commented (during the intimate search) that Miss Graham ‘smells like Grandma’s house’.
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