Private Ryan

Private James Francis Ryan battled Nikolai Belinski in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 19. He is a fictional war soldier from the film "Saving Private Ryan"
==Information on the Rapper==
Private James Francis Ryan is a PFC who served for the 101st Airborne Division in the Baker Company, 1st Battalion 506th PIR. He was the youngest sibling of the Ryan's. His older brothers were Daniel Ryan, Peter Ryan and Sean Ryan
==Lyrics==
===Verse One:===
Calm your Russian ass down, I ain't a zombie, you know?
I'm Ryan, Belinski, and I'm here to steal the show.
You're a stupid alcoholic, so you better run and hustle.
At least I have friends to get saved by, you've been chosen for your muscles.
I killed more Jerries in a day then you've killed zombies in a year.
When the zombie dogs come 'round, your black heart gets filled with fear.
I'm not an ordinary private, Nick, all your money got stolen.
You're a Russian prick, with a small dick, getting down with Richtofen!
===Verse Two:===
Hear that Nikolai? The beat's slowing down,
'Cause I don't need no sound to kick your ass outta town.
Man, you're so cool killing all your wives.
I was a hero who got unlucky while saving millions of lives.
We'll set you up like we did to the half-track of Germans.
I can bet my family all your wives look like Cindy Sherman.
You just lost this battle like you lost every game.
I'll give you such a hard beating, you'll never forget my name!
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:Male
Category:ERBP Season 2
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