You've Bruised All the Apples

You've Bruised All the Apples is the twelfth episode of season two, and the 26th episode of the CFK 2 Go! series Wild2ide. It first premiered worldwide on May 4, 2024.
This episode was the eleventh episode to be filmed in Season 2. Primary production took place between February 19-23, 2024.
==Overview==
Jane accidentally assigns Rachel, Alexa and Blanket to be her maid(s) of honour, all without the other girls' knowledge. They each host separate bachelorette parties as a result. Meanwhile Dean grows jealous when his father begins to form a connection with Reuben on a fishing trip.
==Episode Summary==
===Plot A: Three bachelorette parties?!===
The episode opens with Jane, Rachel, Alexa and Blanket looking at bridal magazines when Alexa suddenly shouts out the word "excellent". When Jane mistakes her for finally finding a suitable floral arrangement for her wedding, Alexa corrects her by telling her that she was actually filling out the daily crossword. Rachel questions her answer and stares at the crossword puzzle herself, gloating about the fact that Alexa got her answer wrong. Jane suddenly grows frustrated at them; citing that she was too stressed out about her upcoming wedding. Alexa and Rachel attempt to come up with ways to get Jane to relax by casually dropping the concept of alcohol and male strippers. The concepts make Blanket immediately remember that Jane hasn't assigned one of the women to be her maid of honour yet. This prompts all three women to attempt to convince her, all by listing valid points. Jane excuses herself to give herself some time to think about the decision. She then goes upstairs to take a nap in her bedroom while Rachel and Alexa begin arguing with each other. Blanket casually watches their fight in a predatory like stance (in reference to her reasoning prior).
Jane is seen relaxing on her bed when Alexa enters holding a shopping bag. Here she ends up startling Jane and begins to pesture her about her maid of honour decision. She then mentions the fact that she made Jane and Charlie get together by making them get invited to the prom where they met. Jane just abouts make her decision when Alexa ruins it by presenting her with a bribe: a new set of Swap controllers. Jane doesn't immediately accept this gift as it is revealed that the Swap was in Blanket's room currently. Jane then changes the subject when Alexa brings up the fact that she considered her and Jane to be the closest women in the house friendship wise. This prompts Jane to ask Alexa to be her maid of honour, in which she accepts. As Alexa leaves the room, she finds Rachel standing out in the hallway and pokes her tongue out at her. Rachel stares at her in shock as she enters Jane's room holding two pieces of cake. As Jane looks on confused, Rachel makes her try a slice of her cake, which Jane immediately enjoys. Rachel also promises her that she would make it into a full grown wedding cake if Jane allowed her to be her maid of honour. Jane attempts to interrupt her, however Rachel continues by reminding Jane that she made Dean get her back in the first episode. This, along with the cake, makes Jane ask Rachel to be her maid of honour as well, which Rachel accepts. As soon as Rachel leaves, Blanket enters without a noticeable bribe. When Jane asks Blanket about her argument, Blanket mentions a favour that she did for her a couple of weeks' back where she killed a beatle that was about to defecate on Jane's wedding dress (this is also displayed in a brief flashback). Jane ends up asking Blanket to be her maid of honour as well, in which she accepts as well. As Blanket leaves the room, Jane looks on in a state of panic.
Alexa is seen hosting her own bachelorette party at the community centre, where she is seen conversing with a staff member about the number of guests. Suddenly around a half dozen guests arrive, however Alexa's friends (including Jane) are visibly not present. As Alexa looks on in confusion, the scene cuts to Rachel's bachelorette party that was taking place at Rachel's great-aunt's beach house. Rachel is seen talking to a stripper that she hired, where he pressures her about getting paid. As no guests appear to arrive, Rachel looks on in confusion. The scene then cuts to Blanket's bachelorette party that was taking place at Macho Nachos. Blanket is seen riding a mechanical bull as many patrons watch on. Despite riding, Blanket questions the lack of appearance by her friends.
Jane finally arrives at Alexa's party when Alexa invites her in to play a game of "Pin the Dick on the Charlie". Jane looks on confused and asks her about Rachel and Blanket. Suddenly Jane receives a phone call from Rachel, where she tells her about her own party and the stripper that she hired. As Alexa is briefly distracted, Jane tells her about Rachel's party, which Alexa is understandably confused at. The two agree to abandon Alexa's party to confront Rachel. The scene shifts to Rachel's party, where Rachel and the stripper are seen sulking when Jane and Alexa confront her. The three begin to have an argument and question Blanket's whereabouts, which makes Jane ring her. Jane answers the phone to Blanket screaming at her own party. The three women and the stripper end up marching over to Macho Nachos. The scene then shifts to Blanket's party, where the three women confront Blanket. The three women then finally process the fact that Jane had made all three of them their maid of honours. They soon get into an argument with her, resulting in the three refusing to attend Jane's wedding at all. The three women leave as the stripper offers to give Jane a lap dance. Jane ignores him as she looks over towards her three friends in guilt.
During the closing credits, Rachel, Alexa and Blanket arrive home to find the lights in the living room not working. As they all go to sit down on the couch, the three are greeted by three separate presents, flashing lights, and a banner that reads "I'M SORRY". Jane suddenly emerges from the staircase, where she fully apologises for promising them all the maid of honour duties. She then asks them to open their gifts, in which they do. The friends accept their gifts, and they eventually fully forgive Jane by agreeing to be apart of the bridal party again. They soon question who the maid of honour should be, and Rachel and Alexa come to the conclusion that Blanket should do it. Blanket is enthused and touched by the gesture as Jane agrees. The four women all share an embrace with one another as Jane instructs someone (soon revealed to be the stripper) to play some music. The four women dance to the music together as the episode concludes.
===Plot B: A fishing trip gone wrong===
Following the opening credits, Dean's father Robert enters Dean and Reuben's bedroom to find the pair hanging out on their own beds. Dean is immediately surprised to see his father and proceeds to greet him; also asking about his reasonings for showing up. Robert simply tells him that he wanted to see him, before he and Reuben get formally introduced to each other. Reuben already appears to know about Robert's identity, and he proceeds to go on a tangent on how much Dean mentioned him in everyday conversation. Robert appears flattered over this before changing the subject, where he asks Dean whether or not he was prepared for their upcoming father-and-son fishing trip. Dean reassures him that he still needed to pack, which prompts Robert into leaving the room. When Dean closes the door behind his father, Reuben rushes to his side and asks him about the fishing trip. Dean explains it to him before he offers to come himself. When Dean asks him the reasonings behind it, he simply tells him that he never had a close parental relationship and that he wanted to feel what it was like. Dean agrees to let him join, on the condition that he asked for his father's permission. As Dean turns to leave, Reuben strips of his current outfit revealing a fishing get up underneath. When Dean reminds him that the trip was taking place the following day, Reuben defends himself by telling him that it was his pyjamas. He bids him goodnight as Dean continues to leave the room confused.
The following day, Reuben and Robert arrive at their official fishing spot in relief; revealing that they took a steep thirty-five minute hike to get there. The two relic in their achievement before Dean eventually catches up to them on his crutches. Dean expresses his anger towards the pair for choosing the particular spot, however the two choose to mostly ignore him. As Robert offers for the three to head off to the boat rental place, Dean suddenly remembers that he forgot to pack a waterproof cover for his leg cast. He then asks his father for one, however he provides him with a garbage bag instead. Reuben then gets out the fishing equipment as he and Robert head to the boat rental place together. Dean is temporarily left on his own as he attempts to tie the garbage bag around his cast. While doing so, he ends up face planting onto the ground.
Reuben, Robert and Dean are all seen sitting in a boat in the middle of a lake when Reuben suddenly expresses his knowledge on fishing; citing his knowledge on a book he bought. Robert expresses great enthusiasm towards Reuben and assigns him the "adorable" nickname "Reubs". Reuben proceeds to refer to Robert by "Pops", which makes Dean confused and concerned. Reuben tells him about his and Robert's nickname ordeal, which prompts Dean into reminding him of his and his father's own deal out of jealousy. He then calls out to Robert to prove it, however Robert simply gives him the nickname of "Son". The makes Dean visibly annoyed. Soon after, Robert asks Reuben to hand him a can of root beer, which he obeys, and he asks Dean to move to the other side of the boat. Dean gets up to move, but as he does the garbage bag on his leg ends up getting torn. Dean gets angry at the circumstances, causing him to rip the garbage bag right off of his leg. As he complains that it was his fifth bag in the past two hours, Robert simply tells him to put another one on. Just as Dean bends over to pick up another garbage bag, Reuben's fishing line ends up getting a bite, causing him and Robert to go rogue with it. As the pair pull on the line, they accidentally knock Dean into the lake. The two pay more attention to the fish as they pull it up and talk about it, all the while Dean struggles to get back into the boat. Just as Dean is about to re-enter the boat, Reuben ends up throwing a bucket of smaller fish into Dean's face, causing him to fall back into the water.
Robert and Reuben are seen boasting about their "successful" fishing session as the two make their way to a campfire to cook some fish. As Robert lights the fire and puts the fish on, Dean finally rejoins the pair and sarcastically thanks them for getting his cast wet and making him fall in the lake three times. Reuben ignores his statement as he invites him over to eat some fish. Robert and Reuben end up getting into a deep conversation when Dean tries some fish out of the pan. Just as he does so, he ends up burning his mouth on it. He immediately jumps up for water, however it is quickly revealed that the pair didn't have any left. Dean soon stands up in a panic in an attempt to cool his mouth off, and Reuben and Robert continue to engage in their conversation while he's doing so. Suddenly the conversation takes a mood-swinging turn when Robert refers to Reuben as the "son he never had". Dean stops his panic and looks at his father in astonishment. He ends up getting angry at him and storming off. Robert eventually catches up to Dean and attempts to apologise. He and Dean engage in another argument, where Dean expresses that he was "stupid" for believing that their relationship was mended. Robert then mentions the fact that he got along more with Reuben because of his age. This understandably makes Dean upset as he storms off in the other direction; declaring that he didn't have a father.
Dean is sitting by himself at the campfire when Reuben joins him. The two share a conversation about the previous events, where Dean eventually grows mad at Reuben for "stealing" his father away from him. He also practically declares the end of their friendship, however Reuben stops him by defending his father. Here he mentions that Robert never stopped talking about Dean whenever they were alone on the boat. He also assures that Robert loved Dean, and that Reuben felt the same way. Robert overhears the conversation and joins in by backing up Reuben's statement. Reuben proceeds to give a speech about close relationships in the current age of social media, and he acknowledges how fortunate Dean was at that current moment. Dean acknowledges this as well as he makes amends with his relationship with both Reuben and Robert. The three all share a hug as they agree to leave the fishing site for the night. As they all turn to leave, Reuben remembers the fish that they were cooking on the campfire. As it is established that the fish was burnt, Robert simply declares that the last eight hours (on the boat) was a big waste of time.
==Continuity==
==Future References (contains spoilers)==
The title of this episode is a reference to part of a quote stated by the character Gary Fisherman in the WildSide episode Wild Time on the Farm, in response to Dean tripping over and spilling a bucket of apples.
==Cast==
===Main Cast===
*Zachary Gordon as Dean Ford
*Marija Martin as Alexa Wilson
*Jamie Cox as Jane Freebairn
*Issac Ryan Brown as Reuben Fisherman
*Jill To'oh as Blanket Thompson
*Sierra McCormick as Rachel Norman
==Memorable Quotes==
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