Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas/Transcript

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Bugs Bunny: (sings) Tis the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! (speaks) Merry Christmas, everybody. I know rabbits are normally associated with Easter, but me, I'm all about the winter holidays. If you ask me, there's no better time to come out of your own little hole and celebrate the spirit of giving with everybody you see.
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Bugs Bunny: Hey! Watch where you point that thing, you big palooka!
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Porky Pig: Good morning, Mr. Duck.
Daffy Duck: I told that pig to be here.
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Daffy Duck: What do I look like? An ATM? Why is it around the holidays. every vagrant thinks they're entitled to hit up hardworking businessmen?
[Playboy Penguin sheds tons of tears that turn into ice cubes.]
Bugs Bunny: (steps in) Hey, doc, that's no way to treat those less fortunate. Where's your sense of holiday spirit?
Daffy Duck: Who asked you to butt in, long-ears?
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Kids: (singing) Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Priscilla Pig: Happy holidays, Mr. Duck. We're collecting donations for needy families.
Daffy Duck: Well, that's an interesting spin on trespassing, pandering, and illegal solicitation! Scram, before I send you all to elf prison!
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Daffy Duck: Now, that's the kind of holiday jingle I like to hear! (laughs evilly) Talk about easy money. (sings) Tis the season to get wealthy. Moo-la-la-la-la, greenbacks cash! Money and a shiny bucket, I will add it to my growing...
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Daffy Duck: Huh?
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Priscilla Pig: Thank you for watching my bucket, Mr. Duck.
Daffy Duck: Security! Security! I've been robbed! Security! Get over here and step on it!
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Daffy Duck: Note to self. Choose words carefully when berating the security guy.
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Daffy Duck: (via megaphone) Attention, everybody, it's the busiest day of the year.
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Daffy Duck: (via megaphone) No eating on the job, Coyote.
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Daffy Duck: (via megaphone) Wake up and smell the coffee, Fudd! What does he think this is, a holiday?
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Marvin the Martian: Home sweet home. How I miss you at the holidays.
Daffy Duck: Stop daydreaming, space boy. 
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Daffy Duck: (dazed) And triple the price on everything. Parents are suckers this time of year.
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Pepe le Pew: You have no need pour le parfume, my Christmas kitty. You smell of the sweetest garden in the bloom of the spring. (kisses Penelope)
Daffy Duck: Hey, Casanova, that's not what I meant when I said "woo the customers." Watch the master. (grabs Penelope) Take my advice, tuna breath. Buy a quart of the expensive stuff and gargle with it.
[Penelope punches into a lady's blouse with a hat dropping on his head.]
Pepe le Pew: Hello, my sweet, you are new, non?
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Speedy Gonzales: Merry Christmas, Senor Duck. Or as they say in my country, Feliz Navidad! (as Daffy departs) Tonto.
Daffy Duck: (returns) What did you call me?
Speedy Gonzales: (nervous) Tonto. It means, uh, "genius" in Spanish. (nods)
Daffy Duck: Well, in that case, I guess I'm the biggest tonto in the world. (rides off) Finally. A little respect. Now where's that assistant manager gone this time? (via megaphone) Mr. Assistant Manager? Move it, lazybones!
Porky Pig: (runs up behind Daffy) Assistant Manager Porky Pig reporting for… (stutters) For service, sir.
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Daffy Duck: Nice footwork, twinkle hooves.
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Daffy Duck: Mr. Assistant Manager, your boss wants to see your butt this instant!
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Daffy Duck: (to the viewers) Be careful what you ask for.
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Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, duck? (bites on a candy cane) Care for a candy cane?
Daffy Duck: (takes the candy cane) Stop snacking on store merchandise, mister, or I'll see to it that you're arrested for stealing.
Bugs Bunny: (pulls Daffy's tie to wipe his face, choking the duck before letting him go) You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours.
Porky Pig: M-M-M-Maybe you could see a speech… (stutters) specialist.
Daffy Duck: (to Porky) You are demoted to Assistant Assistant Manager. (Porky sighs sadly; to Bugs) And you are messing with the wrong duck, mister.
Bugs Bunny: Well, I guess I could just take my last-minute shopping list elsewhere. 
[He opens up a list which unfurls into a long list.]
Bugs Bunny: We rabbits are very "prodigical" when it comes to having big families.
Daffy Duck: I've never liked families. But I do love money. So shop till you drop, and don't forget to pay for the candy canes!
Bugs Bunny: Oh, I intend to, Duck. But before I make my final purchases, I'm gonna need a second opinion on a few items.
Daffy Duck: I don't have the time to...
Bugs Bunny: (puts earmuffs on Daffy) What about these earmuffs for my aunt Bunny? (puts ski goggles on Daffy) And these ski goggles for my cousin Franz? (puts a fairy costume on Daffy) How about this magic fairy dress-up costume for my niece Betty? (puts a pacifier in Daffy's mouth) And how about this pacifier for Baby Bunny? (hands Daffy a bowling ball) And this bowling ball for my uncle Peter?
[He falls to the ground and the bowling ball lands on his head.]
Daffy Duck: Okay. Fun's over. (gets the bowling ball off and throws it away before popping his head back to normal; steamed) You... You... Customer or no customer, get outta my sight! Out! Out! Out!
Bugs Bunny: For shame. For shame. Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?
Daffy Duck: In case you haven't noticed, (tears off the merch) I HATE THE HOLIDAYS!!!
Bugs Bunny: You don't say? Well, bah, humduck!
Daffy Duck: "Bah, humduck"? I like that! Bah, humduck.
Bugs Bunny: If I were you, I'd be careful, Duck. Bad things happen to people who mess with Christmas.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? Like what?
Bugs Bunny: Well, if they're really bad, and I think you fit the bill, they get visited by the ghosts of Christmas.
Daffy Duck: I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy. So again I say, bah, humduck!
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Porky Pig: Sir, now that you've finished with your daily… (stutters) abuse, I was wondering if I could ask a favor.
Daffy Duck: Do I know you? 
Porky Pig: Y-Y-Y-Yes, sir. I'm your Assistant Assistant Manager.
Daffy Duck: Do I like you?
Porky Pig: You don't really like anyone, sir.
Daffy Duck: I remember you now. And you're right, I don't like you.
[The two go into the elevator as Porky chats to Daffy.]
Porky Pig: That said, sir, I've worked very hard for you all year long and well, my daughter Pricilla, really, really wants that Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll for Christmas. It's all she talks about, sir. She's my only daughter and I love her so much. I really would like to buy it for her. 
[They arrive at the top floor.]
Porky Pig: But since you tripled the price, I can't afford it.
Daffy Duck: Can't afford it, huh? What if you stopped eating?
Porky Pig: I don't eat much as it is, sir. I can't on my salary.
Daffy Duck: Then how do you explain the big pink gut, pork chop?
Porky Pig: Uh, I'm a pig, sir.
Daffy Duck: You said it, I didn't.
Porky Pig: Oh, uh, please, sir! It's the... (stutters) It's...
Daffy Duck: (covers Porky's mouth) Hold that thought.
[He slams the door on Porky's face.]
Porky Pig: (sigsh) But it's Christmas.
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Daffy Duck: Hmm. Profits are good, but we could do better. (to a ghost of Sylvester) What do you think, hovering cat guy?
[He realizes who he's talking to, and his mouth drops in shock.]
Daffy Duck: (stammers in fear) Yikes! Do my eyes deceive me or am I being visited by...
Sylvester: Sylvester the Cat. Alias Sylvester the investor. 
Daffy Duck: Unscrupulous CEO of the super-successful Cat's Meow Superstores. You. You were my idol, my inspiration. Say, you're...
Sylvester: Deceased? A spirit? A ghost? Why, yes, I am. I have been so since last Christmas Eve when a disgruntled employee squashed me with a forklift. Nine times. That's what I said. But it was a fitting end for me, Duck. You see, I was like you. Small-minded, selfish, and seriously greedy. And if you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like yours truly.
Daffy Duck: Not a chance. I'd never be stupid enough to buy my employees a forklift.
Sylvester: You're missing the point. You need to start putting other people's needs in front of the almighty dollar. 
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Sylvester: Yes. It's going to hurt at first. But it's your only hope. Before the night is through, you'll be visited by three more ghosts. Each more terrifying than the last. Each on a quest for your very soul! Change, Daffy. Before it's too late.
Daffy Duck: Wait a minute. This is some kind of trick. Who put you up to this? Was it the rabbit? Or did my subordinates hire you to scare me into treating them with some dignity?
Sylvester: You're doomed. Doomed!
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Bugs Bunny: (taps his shoulder) What's up, Duck? 
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Bugs Bunny:You look like you've seen a ghost.
Daffy Duck: What are you doing here?
Bugs Bunny: I asked the little guy in the helmet downstairs if he knew of any cheap skates and he sent me up here.
Daffy Duck: Out! Out! Out!
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Daffy Duck: I'm okay. I'm all right.
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Road Runner: Meep meep!
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Daffy Duck: There's something about that sound you make. It just plain jangles my nerves.
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Daffy Duck: Ouch! (notices the present) Well, looky here. It's a Christmas present just for me. (looks at the tag) And it's from my favorite person. Me.
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Daffy Duck: Ooh! My very own Task-Master 7000 Smart Office Remote. Thank you, me.
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Elmer Fudd: Huh?
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Daffy Duck: What is it, Fudd?
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Elmer Fudd: Ouch!
Daffy Duck: Well, what is it, Fudd?
Elmer Fudd: (laughs) Sorry to bother you, sir, but I've worked 37 straight triple shifts, Mr. Duck.
Daffy Duck: Yeah, yeah, get on with it.
Elmer Fudd: I'm delirious, sir. I can't keep my eyes open.
Daffy Duck: Yeesh! Drink espresso. Pinch yourself. Just get back to work!
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Elmer Fudd: Ooh! Who does he think he... (goes back to sleep)
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Marvin the Martian: I am so very homesick, Mr. Duck.
Daffy Duck: Well, get back to work.
Marvin the Martian: But it's Christmas Eve and I miss my family. I long to hang garland on the laser annihilator cannon.
Daffy Duck: (gets out his remote) Okay, I think I can arrange it.
Marvin the Martian: Oh, goodie, goodie.
Daffy Duck: Bon voyage, space boy.
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Marvin the Martian: Oh! You make me so very angry!
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Porky Pig: I need to speak with you, Mr. Duck. As Assistant Assistant Manager, I feel it's my... (stutters) duty to speak on behalf of all the ironically named Lucky Duck employees.
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Daffy Duck: I've already, quote-unquote, taken care of the others. So, if there isn't anything else...
Porky Pig: (as Daffy tries to get the remote working) Well, sir, I'd like to take tomorrow off so I can spend Christmas Day with my little daughter Pricilla.
Daffy Duck: (throws the remote away) What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something.
Porky Pig: She's my little girl, sir, and, well, with her mother gone, I'm all the family she has. Please, sir. Just show a little Christmas spirit.
Daffy Duck: I'd like to, Pig, I really would. But how would it look to the other employees? You can't always be thinking of yourself. Now stop your sniveling and go assistant-assistant manage something! We still have last minute shoppers to exploit.
Porky Pig: But, sir, what do I tell my little Pricilla?
Daffy Duck: Tell her, bah, humduck!
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Daffy Duck: Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead! (hears alarm ringing and checks his watch) Whoa! Time flies when you're getting rich!
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Daffy Duck: It's a good thing I don't pay overtime. (over intercom) Attention, Lucky Duck shoppers! For your convenience, our store will reopen at 5:00 a.m. on Christmas morning and will remain open till midnight. You owe your thanks to the dedicated Lucky Duck employees who live to serve me. Uh, you.
[The workers sigh in dismay. Later, Gossamer prepares to leave the store.]
Daffy Duck: (over intercom) Hey, fuzz-face. Don't forget to punch out.
[Annoyed, Gossamer punches the intercom, which also hits the beak off Daffy.]
Daffy Duck: (in pain) I asked for that.
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Porky Pig: Merry Christmas, Mr. Duck. See you in a few hours.
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Syvlester's Voice: (echoing) Three more ghosts. Three more ghosts.
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Bugs Bunny: Boo.
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Bugs Bunny: (chuckles) You thought I was a...
Daffy Duck: Why are you still here?
Bugs Bunny: I'm still here because there's this big snowdrift blocking the exit.
Daffy Duck: (in dismay) That means I'm locked in here with you till 5:00 in the morning.
Bugs Bunny: Look on the bright side. We can sing carols, make hot cider, and string popcorn on the tree.
Daffy Duck: I thought you said there was a bright side.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, come on. Don't you want some company? What with the ghosts lurking around?
Daffy Duck: Oh, what is with you and this ghosts thing anyway? How do you know so much?
Bugs Bunny: I'm a holiday expert. I love them so much that I've made it a point to learn everything there is to know about them. For instance, did you know that poinsettias were originally imported from Mexico? Hmm? Or that Santi Claus was born in Turkey, which, of course, is normally associated with...
Daffy Duck: (holds up an ax) Stop! Say one more word and I start splitting hairs! (Bugs zips his mouth and Daffy throws the ax away) I'm gonna lock myself in my office for the night and roll around in my money. Don't let anyone past you who floats or says boo. (slams the door)
Bugs Bunny: Boo. (chuckles)
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Daffy Duck: Stupid long-eared bunny. "Santa Claus originated from Turkey, poinsettia imported from Mexico…” 
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Daffy Duck: A silver-haired septuagenarian and a sparrow. (scoffs) How scary can they be?
Tweety: You've been a bad, bad birdy.
Granny: You should be ashamed!
Daffy Duck: Oh, please. If that's the best you've got...
Granny: (whacks Daffy) Bad! Bad! Bad!
Daffy Duck: Whoa there, silver fox mama!
Granny: It's time for you to examine your life, Mr. Duck, starting from the beginning. 
Tweety: Let's take a stroll down memory lane.
Daffy Duck: What if I refuse? (gets whacked; in pain) Lead on.
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Daffy Duck: The Lucky Duck Orphanage? This is my unhappy childhood. Am I a ghost, too?
Tweety: Not yet, but you're working on it.
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Headmistress: Okay, little ones. It's time to meet your prospective parents, so be on your best behavior.
Young Daffy: Oh! Oh! Pick me! My name is Daffy and I'm special and colorful. I'm multi-talented. And I'm potty-trained! Uh, for the most part. And I'm smart and loving and I'm honest and I'm trustworthy! And I'm... I'm… Alone. Just like every Christmas.
Headmistress: I'm sorry, Daffy, but at least you'll get to spend another year here at the Lucky Duck Orphanage.
Young Daffy: (sadly) I don't wanna stay here. (sighs) I just want a family.
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Tweety: Now I see how you came up with the pathetically ironic name of your store. I can also see how you became the nasty, selfish, cruel, cold-hearted, pathetically narcissistic, dirty bad duck that you are today.
Daffy Duck: Thanks. I think.
Granny: That doesn't excuse you for ruining Christmas for Porky's little daughter and all of your employees. (whacks Daffy)
Tweety: Now, what have you learned from your visit to Christmas past?
Daffy Duck: That life is cruel and the only way to survive is to be as selfish as possible?
Granny: (whacks Daffy) Try again.
Daffy Duck: Before anyone gives me another swat on the noggin, I have a proposition to make.
Tweety: We're listening.
Daffy Duck: What say we use this time-travel gimmick of yours to hit last night's ninth race at the track? We put a boatload of money on a long shot named Limpin' Larry and walk away rich, huh? (gets whacked) 
Tweety: He'll never change, Granny.
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Daffy Duck: That was despicable.
Bugs Bunny: (over intercom) I hate to ruffle your feathers, Mr. Duck, but your 2:00 a.m. appointment is here. A Mr. Ghost of Christmas Present.
Daffy Duck: (scared) Oh, no! Not again! Not so soon!
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Yosemite Sam: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present, you greedy little holiday-wrecking varmint! 
Daffy Duck: (gulps) That's only part of who I am. I'm actually quite complex. 
Yosemite Sam: I'm just supposed to take you on a little tour, but you're so lowdown, I'm gonna whomp you first! (whomps Daffy)
Daffy Duck: (dazed) Thanks for making me feel special.
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Daffy Duck: Just for future reference, I'm not capable of passing through solid objects.
Yosemite Sam: You're just not trying hard enough! Grab onto my robe, varmint. (Daffy grabs his robe) Just don't let go.
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Daffy Duck: This is gonna hurt.
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Yosemite Sam: I told you not to let go. Now look what your actions has caused!
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Daffy Duck: Ah! A Fudd-sicle!
Yosemite Sam: There's a lot more to see, you mangy varmint.
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Daffy Duck: Cheap holiday sentiment.
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Daffy Duck: Dragged through a toilet. The final indignity.
Yosemite Sam: I begs to differ, critter. This is the final indignity.
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Porky Pig: So, tomorrow's Christmas.
Priscilla Pig: I'm so excited. Do you think I'll get the Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll I asked for?
Porky Pig: (gulps) Gee, Pricilla, I… 
Priscilla Pig: It's the only thing on my list. And I've been really good all year long.
Porky Pig: Yes, you have. You've been the best daughter ever.
Priscilla Pig: Daddy? Why do you think Mr. Duck is so mean?
Porky Pig: Uh... I think it's because he doesn't have a family to spend Christmas with, like you and me.
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Porky Pig: Look, that's the Christmas star. Make a wish before you go to sleep.
Priscilla Pig: I wish for my Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll, but even more, (as Sam punches Daffy on the arm) I wish my daddy didn't have to go to work tomorrow so we could spend Christmas Day together.
Porky Pig: Ditto.
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Yosemite Sam: Why can't you just give the sweet little thing her dolly? You don't need the money! 
Daffy Duck: You have a firm grasp of guilt, Mr. Ghost, but you just don't understand the first thing about greed.
Yosemite Sam: Why, you... How'd you like to ride back to your office on the end of my foot?
Daffy Duck: A lovely offer, but I think I'll pass.
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Bugs Bunny: (sings) O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree. Thy candles shine out brightly!
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Bugs Bunny: You look terrible. If I didn't know better, I'd think you'd been beaten about the head with a candy cane, dragged through the toilet, and kicked in the tail feathers with a size 10 boot.
Daffy Duck: That's not the half of it. I'm starting to crack, rabbit. Just a few minutes ago, I was watching this little kid wishing on the Christmas star and I almost felt... something.
Bugs Bunny: No. You? Does that mean you're willing to mend your greedy ways?
Daffy Duck: I said I felt something, not insanity.
Bugs Bunny: Well, that's a shame, because I hear the last ghost is a real doozy.
Daffy Duck: (scared) Wait! There's another ghost? 
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Bugs Bunny: Well, that's my cue to leave. Good luck in the afterworld.
Daffy Duck: (scared) No! Please! Don't go! Hide me! Please! Hide me!
Bugs Bunny: How can I possibly resist?
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Bugs Bunny: Quick. In here.
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Bugs Bunny: No, in here.
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Bugs Bunny: Too obvious.
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Bugs Bunny: In here.
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Bugs Bunny: This is just too easy.
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Bugs Bunny: I know. Over here.
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Taz: (on TV) Duck!
Daffy Duck: (scared) Mummy. (Taz babbles) Listen, Mr. Ghost, I'm not sure exactly what you're after...
Taz: (on TV; points through the screen at Daffy) You!
Daffy Duck: I don't know what they're paying you down at the ghost company, but whatever it is, I'll triple it!
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Daffy Duck: Where are we?
Taz: Christmas future.
Daffy Duck: Try that again and this time, enunciate.
Taz: (unhoods himself) Christmas future!
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Daffy Duck: Well, I don't mean to tell you your business, mumbles, but I think you've got the wrong holiday. This place has a distinctly Halloweeny vibe to it.
[He sees Porky and Priscilla mourning someone in the grave.]
Daffy Duck: Who's the stiff taking a dirt nap?
[Taz points to the name in the gravestone. It’s Daffy Duck. Daffy is horrified by this.]
Porky Pig: Mr. Daffy Duck never had a family, or friends for that matter. But maybe now he'll finally get what he always wanted. To be alone with his money, forever. 
Daffy Duck: (to Taz) Surely, I did some good for others. I know, I provided them with gainful employment. 
Porky Pig: Daffy tried to leave his store to himself in his will, which, of course, is illegal. As a result, Lucky Duck has been closed and we're all out of jobs. (Daffy facepalms) But for the first time in years, we can all spend Christmas with our families. (places a bouquet on the grave) Good-bye, Mr. Duck. Or as you liked to say, bah, humduck. (he and Priscilla leave)
Daffy Duck: (scared) Please! Do something! I don't wanna end up lonely and alone. (Taz burps) Now, that was just plain rude.
[Priscilla returns with a plate of cookies.]
Priscilla Pig: Mr. Daffy? I know everybody hated you. But I never hated you. Because I know as much as anyone how sad and angry it can make a person to be without family at the holidays. So, if you're up there watching, or down there, in your case, I want you to know that you don't have to be one anymore. 'Cause from now on, every Christmas, I'll come visit you. In case you don't know, it's the one day of the year when everyone is family. I made you some Christmas cookies. (places the cookies by the grave) Merry Christmas, Mr. Duck. (leaves)
[Daffy is touched by this while Taz sobs.]
Daffy Duck: You know, mumbles, I said I was sorry before. But now I really am. Can I please have second chance?
Taz: Go!
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Daffy Duck: I'm alive! I'm okay! More importantly, I'm a changed duck, filled with the spirit of giving!
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Daffy Duck: Fudd, Fudd? Thaw, Fudd! Thaw! (as Elmer wakes up) What day is it?
Elmer Fudd: Christmas Day.
Daffy Duck: Then I haven't missed it. I'm giving you a raise and a month-long vacation in sunny Hawaii! (Elmer gasps in joy) But first, we've got work to do. Come on! (drags Elmer to the store) It's time to save Christmas!
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Daffy Duck: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! (to Marvin) Marvin! I bought you a rocket so you can fly home for the holidays! (shows him the rocket) If you travel at the speed of light, you should make it by yesterday!
Marvin the Martian: Oh! You make me very happy!
Daffy Duck: (to Wile E. Coyote) You'll never be hungry again, Coyote. I'm hiring you your own personal chef!
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Daffy Duck: (to Speedy) Hey, Speedy! Merry Christmas! Or as they say in your country, fleas and eggnog!
Speedy Gonzales: Eh, it's close enough.
Daffy Duck: (hands the doll to Priscilla) A Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll for the pretty, pretty piggy. (Elmer wheels in tons of accessories) And Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll accessories, complete with Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll pony and Pretty Pudgy Piggy doll dream house. And that's not all! I'm giving your dad, I mean my new store manager, and all my other loyal employees a raise and a paid vacation!
Porky Pig: Are you okay, sir?
Daffy Duck: I'm better than okay. After all these years of greed and selfishness, I finally feel like… A lucky duck!
Priscilla Pig: It's a miracle, Daddy.
Porky Pig: Yes, dear, a miracle. 
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Porky Pig: Sir, I know you don't have a regular family, but today, we'd like you to be a part of ours. 
Priscilla Pig: In case you don't know, that's what Christmas is all about, Mr. Duck. (giggles and hugs Daffy)
Daffy Duck: (hugs her back) Aw.
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Foghorn Leghorn: I say... I say, son... (notices his sandwich has been eaten) Huh?
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Daffy Duck: Presents, cash bonuses, improved health coverage. I'm gonna go broke! I gotta think of a strategy to reverse the situation. Should I steal back all the presents? Should I cut everyone's salaries? I gotta concentrate.
[Priscilla tugs his sleeve and offers him cookies.]
Priscilla Pig: Excuse me, sir. Would you like a cookie? 
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Priscilla Pig: Merry Christmas, Uncle Daffy.
Daffy Duck: Uncle? Well, that may be pushing it a little… (Priscilla kisses his cheek) Okay. Uncle Daffy it is.
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Yosemite Sam: The varmint did it. He plum turned hisself around.
Taz: Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come happy.
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Porky Pig: Everyone, can I have your attention? I want to propose a toast to Mr. Daffy, the… (stutters) The greatest boss ever.
Employees: Merry Christmas!
[Camera pans back to see Bugs holding a candy cane.]
Bugs Bunny: (to the viewers) Don't you just love the holidays? (bites on the candy cane)
[The door closes, and fog covers up the screen. Porky wipes a circle to perform his trademark closing line.]
Porky Pig: (stutters) Th-th-th...
Priscilla Pig: (appears next to her father; to the viewers) That's all, folks!
[The two laugh as the camera pans away from the mall. Cut to black. Roll credits.]
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