Lesbians R Us

Lesbians R Us is a British-American company founded by retired SpongeBob Fanon Wiki user , known colloquially as "Pluto", on December 18, 2021. The company specialises in the selling of homosexual women to its clients, the first of which was Elliana Bayer, a native of the state of Ohraygun. Pluto has an infinite supply of lesbians due to his ability to convert heterosexual women to homosexuality or bisexuality after being romantically involved with him. For example, one of Pluto's ex-girlfriends scissored another woman, spawning the inside joke "in support of the LGBT community", after breaking up with him. The company has already been more successful as a replacement for the infamous Lesbian Loans business, however Pluto has faced some controversy over the business due to changing laws over conversion therapy in the USA. On December 30, 2021, after realising that his powers may not always be successful when one of his girlfriends was still attracted to him after she thought herself to be a lesbian, Pluto transferred ownership to JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway. A deal was made that declares that if the aforementioned girlfriend becomes a lesbian, the company is transferred back. Miraculously, Pluto's girlfriend came out as a lesbian on January 1, 2022, with Vanessa transferring ownership back to Pluto as a result. On January 16th, 2022, after once more attracting a female with his faulty powers, Pluto retransfered ownership back to Vanessa until further notice. On January 17th, 2022, Vanessa introduced the Build a Lesbian Workshop. It was transferred back to Pluto in March of 2022, before being given back once more in July of 2022 due to Pluto's homosexuality ray shrinking.
==Homophobe Controversy==
On December 19, 2021, a customer reported homophobia coming from one the lesbians, later found out to be a fraudulent lesbian. Lesbians R Us took a hit in the stocks, and chairman Pluto came out with an apology that read:
 
To our fellow customers,
I am appalled by the behaviors of one of the “lesbians” in our business. The behavior she displayed was not up to our moral standards. Lesbians R Us is committed to making sure our lesbians are not homophobic. We respect all members of the LGBTQ+ community.
Fuck you ******💀😈
-Pluto
A little while later, it was found out that the lesbian was not actually a homophobe, but a mega lesbian. Pluto retracted the apology and then made the prices go up by 2% due to his Jewish heritage.
== Trivia ==
*The name of the company was coined by Jess, and the logo was created by Pluto.
*Their company mascot is Grover.
*They once tried to branch out into selling lesbians of multiple species. This plan was scrapped when a long time employee was eaten by a lesbian alligator. 
Category:PlutoIsAPineapple
Category:Companies
Category:2021
Category:LGBTQ+
Category:Lesbians
Category:JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway
Category:2021 Companies
Category:Lesbians R Us
Category:Grover
Category:2020s
Category:Production companies