Rex The Nasty Garbage Boy

Rex is a dog who left home whe he was old enough to eat the Italian dish Gabagool. When his owner, Tony Soprano, tried to lure him back with some parmasan and some Spaghetti Al Gabagool, Rex ignored it and started to eat more garbage (This has nothing to do with Italian food being bad - Rex just has a different food appetite). His birthday is in September and he is a Scorpio, with Venus rising. Once when he went to a tarot card reading, all 3 cards showed up with a bone; typically an ominous sign, but not for dogs, because they like chewing bones.