The Big Mac Question

Musical guest - Ashley McBryde
== Quotes ==
Henry: it's exciting when their car breaks down next to a suburban house where perfume sellers fail to meet sales targets because it means they stop by to guest host with us, because it gives us great pleasure to present
Both: Hayley and Steve!
Hayley: Well, it looks like we tossed Sheila Cornhole off the catwalk 
Steve: No, Hayley, (holds up a newspaper which says "Mitchell and Webb Sellers Sentenced Today!") Sheila Cornhole was sentenced to prison along with Tracy, Collette, Beatrix, McKayla and others 
(audience booing at the image of Sheila Cornhole with Red Devil horns) 
Steve: But you see, Judge Blackman sentenced the girls to go to jail, which caused a jury of people to all say "Oh no!" in shock. All of these "Oh no"s caused the Kool-Aid Guy to break into the courthouse and exclaim "Oh yeah!", and Judge Blackman was very annoyed at this point and told everybody to stop saying "Oh no!" in the courtroom because every time somebody does, the Kool-Aid Guy busts in and breaks the walls 
Hayley: Steve, you'll be fine, but it happens in 1999, back then, SpongeBob SquarePants premieres after the Kids' Choice Awards; it would begin airing on July 17th, Mary Kay Bergman, the original voice of Timmy Turner, commits suicide at the age of 38 and Madeline Kahn died from ovarian cancer at the age of 57… 
And the day of the talent show came around, which means, Hayley and Steve are prepared to sing at the School's Most Talented 
(Flashback, 1999) 
Host: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Langley's Most Talented! And without further ado, here to sing 9 to 5, Hayley and Steve! 
Hayley and Steve: Workin' 9 to 5, 
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy
If you let it
9 to 5, for service and devotion
You would think that I
Would deserve a fair promotion
Want to move ahead
But the boss won't seem to let me
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me
(end of flashback)
So that’s how the song appears in the The Simpsons episode "I Married Marge".
And of course, Alvin and the Chipmunks covered the song for their 1982 album The Chipmunks Go Hollywood
Roger was singing along to this song in one of our episodes Bush Comes to Dinner
Henry: you two have a beautiful voice, unlike me, I sang off key 
June: Can you sing something for us? 
Hayley and Steve: Girl, you're my angel 
You're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Yes, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend
When I'm in need, lady
(the duo applauds the siblings)
Henry: You know what, you two should be on American Idol!
June: And we hope you’ll win 
You see, it’s perfect for Cleveland to sing this song because he always goes no no no no no NO!!! when he's in the bath
Grayson: Look, no marriage is perfect, but you gave your life to
Hudson: And besides, your little girls
Colton: You really want to be setting this kind of example?
Evie: (sighs) I guess you're right.
Faith: It's just that sometimes I feel like I don't even know Nathan anymore.
Jodie: It's like I've become a different person and so has he.
Peter Griffin: It seems today, that all you see, Is violence in movies, and se-
Lois Griffin: Peter! This is My Line, Not Yours!
Peter Griffin: Holy Crap! Sorry About That
Hayley: so, Steve, remember when Weezer are guests on The Muppet Show? 
Steve: Yep, the drummer Patrick Wilson was being held captive by Miss Piggy at the beginning, and we were guests on The Muppet Show, writing a little song about the television shows we watched as kids, you see, we enter the theater with a suitcase and talking to Pops about how we’d like to become guests 
Peter Griffin: Hayley and Steve are in the building! 
Lois Griffin: Look, Peter! It's Hayley and Steve Smith! [runs off the stage] 
Hayley: Hello, Nickelodeon! 
[seven audience members run toward the stage.]
Steve: High-five! Yeah!
audience members (Blake): Ladies and gentlemen,, people of all ages 
audience members (Robert): representing 20th Century Fox Records
audience members (Teala): it is our great pleasure…
Steve: This is such an honor!
Hayley: For the two of us, after we got lost in downtown? We get it! 
audience member (Genevieve): …for the first time ever, we proudly present… 
All audience members (Genevieve, Liam, Blake, Zachary, Robert, Amber and Teala): Hayley and Steve Smith!
Steve and Hayley: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
Brighter than a lucky penny
When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear
And I feel so fine
Just to know that you are mine
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on, join in, everybody
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love
You're in love
And love is here to stay
Henry: Now, this country singer has a whole of planned concerts cancelled due to covid, but did that stop her? Of course not!
June: So, she’s here doing an Uncancelled performance for us, and she’s on the KaBlam! stage right now!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...Ashley McBryde!
Ashley McBryde: Don't waste your life behind that guitar
You may get gone, but you won't get far
You're not the first, you won't be the last
And you can tell us all about it when you come crawling back
That road you're on, just winds and winds
Your spinning your wheels and wasting you're time
But when the lights come up
And I hear the band
And where they said I'd never be is exactly where I am
I hear the crowd
I look around
And I can't find an empty chair
Not bad for a girl goin' nowhere
I get these calls, out on the road
Heard your song on my radio
We always said you'd make it big
And I tell all my friends, I knew you back when
So don't forget all us little folks
And when you crash and burn
Remember we told you so
And then the lights come up
And I hear the band
And where they said I'd never be is exactly where I am
I hear the crowd
I look around
And I can't find one empty chair
Not bad for a girl goin' nowhere
I need to thank my daddy
For that first set of strings
And all those folks who swore I'd never be anything
It took a whole lot of yes I wills and I don't care
A whole lot of basement dives and county fairs
To this show right now and y'all sure look good out there
Not bad for a girl goin' nowhere
Not bad for a girl goin' nowhere
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