Smurfs: The Lost Village/Transcript

[The movie opens in a forest.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) This story begins in a secret place hidden deep in a forest.
[We see Clumsy Smurf wheeling in a wheelbarrow of smurf berries.]
CLUMSY: (tripping and falling) Whoa, whoa!  
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) That is a Smurf.  We call him Clumsy.  
[He comes out of the log and into Smurf Village.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) And this is our village, where there's a Smurf for just about everything. Like Jokey.
JOKEY: Hey, here's a present for you.  
GULLIBLE SMURF: Ah! (Gullible opens the present and it explodes in his face.)
JOKEY: Oh, Gullible Smurf, you're so gullible.  Actually, I meant to give you this one.
GULLIBLE: Wow! Thanks!
[It explodes again.]
JOKEY: Ahahaha!
[Cut to Hefty doing pushups.]
HEFTY: 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.  
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Here's Hefty.  And over here is...  
HEFTY: Now, for the one-fingered pushup.  One, two, three...
[Cut to Brainy Smurf on a wooden segway.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Meet Nerdy Smurf.  
BRAINY: Excuse me?
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Sorry, Brainy. Just kidding.  
[Cut to a Smurf on a tree branch.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Nosey.  
NOSEY: Hmm. Well, what's going on over there?  
[Cut to a scared Smurf hiding in his house.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Paranoid Smurf.
[Paranoid Smurf simply closed the shutters. Cut to two smurfs playing checkers.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Winner.
[Winner moves his checker piece to the other side and wins. ]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Loser.  
[Another smurf throws his board like a brat.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Karate Smurf.  
KARATE SMURF: Hyah!
[Karate kicks the apple off a smurf’s head and eats it. Cut to various smurfs...]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Handy. Vanity. Farmer. Painter. Baker.  Magician. Scuba. Policeman. Therapist.
SMURF: (speaks with Therapist) Sometimes I just feel blue.  
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) There's even Table-Eating Smurf.
TABLE-EATING SMURF: (muffled) Oh, hi.  
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Yeah, we're not too sure about him, either.  
[We cut to Papa Smurf walking out of his home and enjoying his day.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) And then there's me, Papa Smurf.  I sort of run this place.  But this isn't a story about me.
CLUMSY: Whoa...  
[Clumsy lands into his arms.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Or Clumsy.  Or any of them.  
[We soon went through the smurf crowd to see some smurf with blonde hair.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) It's about the only girl in our village. Smurfette.
[We see Smurfette in Smurf Village.]
SMURFETTE: Hi, Laundry Smurf.  
LAUNDRY SMURF: Howdy-do, Smurfette.
SMURFETTE: Hey, guys.  
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) But that's not the only thing that's different about Smurfette. 
[We cut to a flashback in Gargamel’s lair. We see Gargamel making something out of blue clay.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) She was created by the evil wizard, Gargamel. Using dark magic... he made her from a lump of clay.  
[The wizard created a clay lump of a smurf and used his magic to transform it into a raven-haired Smurfette.]
GARGAMEL: Now, go and find Smurf Village.  
[Smurfette walks around the village, scaring the Smurfs.]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Luckily, I knew a little magic of my own.  
[Papa extends a hand to Smurfette. She hesitates but then grabs his hand. Soon, she was transformed into her blonde and pure-hearted self.] 
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) But there was still one problem. Smurfette's name doesn't tell us anything about her. 
[Smurfette tried to pour a chemical into a canister, but it fell and dissolved the floor.] 
BRAINY: Okay, the physics are...  (falls in the hole on the floor)
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) It doesn't tell us who she is.  
[She tries karate...]
SMURFETTE: Hyah! 
[…only to kick the smurf with her heels.]
SMURF: (in pain) Ah Ooh! High heels. (faints)
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) Or what she does. So, what exactly is a Smurfette?  
[She tried baking a cake, but it fell apart.]
BAKER: Well, let me be frank. She's a rubbish baker.
[Cut to multiple smurfs being interviewed about the question.]
BRAINY: Let's see. (looks in his book) Smurfette.  Smurfette, Smurfette, Smurfette.  Huh. It's not here.
FARMER: Well, Smurfette is a combination of a Smurf and an Ette.  But what's an Ette?  
HANDY: Oh, uh, yeah. Smurfette, well, she's...  
HEFTY: She's the greatest.  
VANITY: The most wondrous creature on Earth. (talking to his reflection) Yes, you are.  
CLUMSY: Smurfette...  Um...  Oh! I got it.  This is one of those eternal questions that we'll never, ever know the answer to.  Huh? Wait, she is?  Do you think she heard me?  
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) So, what is a Smurfette?  
[We now see Smurfette sitting on a bench all depressed. A saxophone-playing smurf went by, playing ‘Careless Whisper.’]
PAPA SMURF: (voiceover) No one wanted that answer more than Smurfette herself.  
[Soon, Grouchy Smurf was near Smurfette since this was his bench.]
GROUCHY: What are you doing?  
SMURFETTE: Oh. Hey, Grouchy, I was just...
GROUCHY: Leaving?  
SMURFETTE: Um...
GROUCHY: This is my bench.  I come here same time every day, and I...
SMURFETTE: Ooh. Let me guess. "And grouch."  
GROUCHY: Exactly.  
SMURFETTE: I can do that. I can grouch.  
[She tries to put on her best grouchy face.]
SMURF: (walks by) Hi, Grouchy. Hi, Smurfette. Nice day, huh?
GROUCHY: No, it's not.  
SMURFETTE: It's gonna rain!  Which actually helps the plants grow.  But also means it's gonna be cloudy, so chew on that.  Then again, there might be a rainbow.  But rainbows are dumb.  Just kidding. I love rainbows.  Ugh.  
GROUCHY: You're not very good at this, are ya?  
SMURFETTE: Uh, no, I'm not.  
GROUCHY: In fact, you're actually kind of bad at it.  
SMURFETTE: Yup.  But you're also bad at it.  That's a lie.  You're really, really good at it.  
[She leaves the bench.] 
GROUCHY: (smiles a little) Hmm.
[Later, she goes to see Brainy.]
SMURFETTE: Hi, Brainy.
BRAINY: Ah. Smurfette. Thank goodness you're here.  
SMURFETTE: I was... Whoa!  - Whoa.
BRAINY: We're running trials on my new invention.  The Smurfy Thing Finder.  Test subject, Hefty Smurf.
HEFTY: Oh, hey, Smurfette!  I mean, uh...  Hey, Smurfette.
SMURFETTE: Oh, hey.  That thing's safe, right?  
BRAINY: Is it safe? Of course. I'd get back here if I were you. Snappy Bug. Take this down. Smurfy Thing Finder trial 1.03.  Ready, Hefty?
HEFTY: Roger that.  
[Brainy pulls the lever and the dial spins until it shows a picture of a strong Smurf arm.]
SMURFETTE: Whoa!
BRAINY: Ha! It works!  
HEFTY: Wow. This thing really gets me.  
BRAINY: It's able to hone in on Hefty's dominant trait.  
HEFTY: Super strength.  
BRAINY: Which I distill into this. I call it Brainy's Super Smurfy Power Fuel. Here, you can try it first. 
[He hands the potion to Smurfette and hides behind a wooden shield.]
BRAINY: All clear!  
SMURFETTE: Yeah, you see, when you say things like "all clear," it makes me not want to...  
[As she opens it, Clumsy opens the door, flinging the potion out of Smurfette's hand.]
SMURFETTE: Whoa! 
CLUMSY: Hey, guys.  
[The potion hits a wall and explodes.]
SMURFETTE, HEFTY, AND BRAINY: Hi, Clumsy.  
BRAINY: You're just in time to witness scientific history.  
NOSEY: (sees the Wall destroyed) Oh. What's going on in here?
SMURFETTE, HEFTY, CLUMSY, AND BRAINY: None of your business, Nosey!
NOSEY: Hmm. Well, all right.  (leaves)
SMURFETTE: Hey! If that vegetable hat can tell us that Hefty is strong, maybe it can tell me what an Ette is.  Power it up, Brainy.  
[Brainy pulls the lever and the dial starts spinning. However, every object in the room was becoming attracted to her like a magnet. Soon, the energy of the helmet was absorbed into her, and it was dismantled.]
BRAINY: Whoa.  Fascinating.
SMURFETTE: What happened?  
BRAINY: Somehow, instead of sending energy out, you absorbed it.  Probably something to do with the fact that you're not a real...
SMURFETTE: A real Smurf? Go ahead, you can say it.  
BRAINY: No, no, I just meant that this machine wasn't built for a Smurf of your, well, origins.  
SMURFETTE: Yeah, it's okay. I get it.  
HEFTY: Brainy. Hey, you know what? Let's all go have some fun.  
SMURFETTE: Yeah!  
CLUMSY: Pizza!
SMURFETTE, BRAINY, AND HEFTY: Smurfboarding!  
CLUMSY: Smurfboarding!  
[Meanwhile in the dark home of Gargamel, the evil wizard was adding ingredients into his cauldron.]
GARGAMEL: It's almost ready, Azrael.  A pinch of newt poo.  A gram of calcified fungus from between the toes of a yak.  And a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week.  
[He gets out the piece of cheese and smells it, much to Azrael’s disgust.]
GARGAMEL: That ought to do it.  Presto!  Twelve spherical petrification modules.  Or, as I like to call 'em, freeze balls.  You're welcome, Azrael. Dinner is served.  
[Azrael only responds with disgust.]
GARGAMEL: Ingrate.  Besides, these freeze balls aren't for catching mice.  They're for capturing those elusive Smurfs. (uses a skull projector) My holy grail.  The gold at the end of my rainbow.  The most potent magical ingredient in the world.  Next slide.  Imagine the power in 100 of them combined.  
AZRAE;: Blah blah blah. (looks through a telescope) 
GARGAMEL: How I've searched high and low, under every rock, it seems, with no sign of them anywhere.  Not now, Azrael. I'm in the middle of a lecture.  My plan is simple. (The slide shows the plans) Find Smurf Village, capture all the Smurfs, drain them of their magic and, finally, use that magic to become the most powerful wizard in the world!  Oh, look at me with hair.  
[Suddenly, Azrael has found something.] 
GARGAMEL: What?  Why didn't you say so in the first place? (looks through the telescope) Blue blazes! I've spotted Smurfs in the forest!  
[Azrael meowed in dismay.] 
GARGAMEL: Well, it's my telescope. Monty! Come, my majestic eagle.  
[Stepping out of the shadows was a dumb vulture named Monty. He gets onto Gargamel with his sharp talons.] 
GARGAMEL: Your talons are digging into my shoulders. Ow! (Monty gets on his arm) Oh, that's better. Now, fly. Go capture me some Smurfs.  
[The bird flew off, but in the wrong way.] 
GARGAMEL: No, no!  No, you're going the wrong way!  
[It goes the other way and starts his search on the smurfs. Back with the Smurfs, they were smurf-boarding. Hefty slides down the hill and a tree branch and lands on the ground. Brainy was next, using a rocket-powered smurfboard. He slides through a tree loop and flies in the air, but the rocket ran out of fuel.] 
BRAINY: Oh, no.  
[He falls out of the sky and Hefty saves him.]
CLUMSY: My turn!  
[He was in a barrel.]
CLUMSY: Safety third.  
HEFTY AND BRAINY: Oh, boy.  
[Clumsy rolled down the hill, bounced off a mushroom, and hit a tree, destroying the barrel. Using a circular part of the barrel, he slides down the tree branch, hits a tree, and lands face first on the ground. Next, Smurfette was using a leaf to fly through the air on her smurfboard. The others watched in awe.]
HEFTY: Wow! Really takes your breath away, doesn't she?  
SMURFETTE: This is incredible!  
[However, the smurfboard fell from underneath her.]
SMURFETTE: Whoa. Oh... Uh-oh.  
BRAINY: Oh, no! She's getting way too close to the Forbidden Forest.  
HEFTY: She can't go over that wall. Come on.  
[They followed the flying Smurfette. She hit a few leaves and fell down to the ground. As she looked up, she could see a pair of blue eyes staring at her. She blinked and the eyes blinked in response. These eyes looked familiar. Like they have the same color eyes. It then leaves in a rush.]
SMURFETTE: Whoa! Oh!  No, no, no, wait. Don't go. (chased after the mysterious being) Wait. Wait, who are you? Don't be afraid.  
[It went through a hole in a huge brick wall.]
SMURFETTE: Hey, you can't go in there.  
[She stopped in her tracks and picked up a small hat it left off.]
CLUMSY: (offscreen) Smurfette! 
BRAINY: Smurfette!
HEFTY: Smurfette, are you okay?
BRAINY: What happened? What happened?  
SMURFETTE: I saw a Smurf.  
BRAINY: What?
CLUMSY: Who was it?
SMURFETTE: I don't know, but he was wearing this. (shows them the hat) 
[Suddenly, Monty swoops down and sweeps her up in the bag.]
HEFTY: Smurfette! Code blue!  Guys, come on.  We've gotta get her.  
[They chased after the bird.]
CLUMSY: I have a bad feeling about this.  
BRAINY: Oh, do you? Does it have to do with the giant vulture carrying our friend off to Gargamel's lair?  
[Monty returns to Gargamel’s lair.]
GARGAMEL: Monty, my regal raptor.  You've done it, you've caught a Smurf.  Give me a kiss.  Finally, you bring me what I've been asking for.  A tiny, blue-skinned, shirtless... 
[He opens the bag and puts the smurf in a cage, only to discover it’s Smurfette.]
GARGAMEL: You!  
SMURFETTE: Let me out of here, you Smurf-obsessed wannabe wizard.  
GARGAMEL: Oh, is that any way to talk to the man who brought you into this world? I'd prefer it if you just called me "Papa."  
SMURFETTE: I would never call you that.
GARGAMEL: Your loss. (sees the hat) What's this? What are you hiding? Hand it over, you pseudo-Smurf.  
[Azrael steals the hat from behind.]
GARGAMEL: Thank you, Azrael. (examines the hat) Hmm. What do we have here? Hmm...  A different design? Yes, of course, I noticed that right away.  Slightly before you did, in fact. (to Smurfette) Where did you get it?
SMURFETTE: I'm not telling you anything.  
GARGAMEL: Tell me.
SMURFETTE: No.  
GARGAMEL: Tell me!
SMURFETTE: No!  
GARGAMEL: You better tell me.
SMURFETTE: No!  
GARGAMEL: Fine. Don't tell me.
SMURFETTE: I won't.  
GARGAMEL: Stupid reverse psychology never works. Who cares? You've already given me what I need. Come along, Azrael.  
[Meanwhile, the others get inside the dark lair.]
GARGAMEL: (offscreen) Ah, where on earth did I put those ingredients?  
[Hefty gives out hand signals to the gang, but they don’t understand what he's saying from his hand signals.]
CLUMSY: Oh, I know this. Go left, then right, back handspring, stick the landing.  
[Hefty tries again, flapping his arms.]
CLUMSY: Is it a person, book or movie?  
BRAINY: No one ever understands your hand signals, Hefty.  
HEFTY: Ah, never mind. Just follow me and stay close.  
GARGAMEL: Wart of worm and hair of cat.  
[Azrael looked in surprise at the bare spot on his back.]
GARGAMEL: Show me the home of this Smurf hat.  
[He puts the hat in the cauldron.]
CAULDRON: Long have you searched for these creatures of blue. But this hat comes from somewhere new.  
GARGAMEL: Yes. Where? Where does it come from?
CAULDRON: A village of Smurfs, where enchantment grows.  
GARGAMEL: Oh. An entire village. Good. Go on. Go on.  
CAULDRON: The location of which...  
GARGAMEL: Yes?
CAULDRON: ...nobody knows.  
GARGAMEL: No! Just start with that. Start with "I don't know."  Lousy cheap-o cauldron. (kicks the cauldron and hurts his foot) Ow!
CAULDRON: But here is a clue.  
[It reveals the location of where the hat is from.]
GARGAMEL: Fascinating. But what is it?  Trees?  Must be a symbol for something, or a code.  Trees, trees, breeze, knees. Babies crawl on their knees.  Check all the nurseries in the area!  
[Azrael points to a map on the wall.]
GARGAMEL: We're going to need to disguise ourselves as babies.  Now, where can I get a giant diaper?  Azrael, it's not your map.  You want your own map, we'll get you your own map, but this is my...  Wait a minute. Look what I found.  Three tall trees, in the Forbidden Forest.  We've never searched there before.  I'm a genius.  Psst.  Azrael, it's time to take a road trip.  Shh.  Prepare my trail mix.  
[Brainy and the others sneak towards Smurfette’s cage.]
GARGAMEL: Oh, Smurfette, congratulations.  You've just led me to an undiscovered population of Smurfs.  They have no idea we even exist.  I'll be like... (makes roar noises) They'll be all like, (mimics as a Smurf) "Oh, no!"  And I'll be like... (makes explosion noises) And they'll be like... (mimics as a Smurf) "Run! No! Run, run, run!" (stops mimicking) You evil little genius.  The rotten apple doesn't fall too far from the tree after all.  Does it?  Get your fur and feathers in gear, boys. We leave at first light.  Right after breakfast, say 8:00, 8:30. 9:00 at the latest.  
[The gang gets Smurfette out of her cage, but she stops for a moment.]
SMURFETTE: Wait, Brainy, the map.
BRAINY: I'm on it.  
[He used Snappy as a camera to take a few pictures of the map.]
GARGAMEL: Fine, maybe 9:30. Absolutely no later than 10:00, though. (sees the unlocked cage) What the... 
ALL FOUR SMURFS: Ahh!
GARGAMEL: It's a jailbreak!  They know my plans. They'll ruin everything!  
[The gang hopped aboard a crossbow.]
BRAINY: Is this safe?  
HEFTY: Well, it's a giant crossbow, so I'm gonna go with "no."  
GARGAMEL: Don't let them escape.  
[As the villains try to stop the smurfs, the mouse drops a freeze ball on Gargamel, freezing him.]
SMURFETTE: Where are the seat belts?
GARGAMEL: (frozen) Get them! Get those Smurfs!
HEFTY: Fire in the hole!
[They soon fire themselves out of the lair.]
ALL FOUR SMURFS: Ahhh!
[However, Azrael and Monty were now behind their tails.]
GARGAMEL: (frozen) Get those Smurfs!  
[They ran across the rickety bridge.]
SMURFETTE: Azrael's gaining on us.
[Monty swoops down extremely fast.]
CLUMSY: Incoming bird!  
[The bird crashed down and broke the bridge in half.]
HEFTY: This might hurt.
CLUMSY: No!
[They held onto the wooden boards as the two bridge parts hit a wall. Clumsy fell and screamed… though he was on the ground.]
HEFTY: Come on. Smurf this way.  
[They jumped from rock to rock and ran through the woods. Monty crashed into the leaves, making everyone fly through the air in slow motion. He then let out a mighty roar.]
SMURFETTE: Run faster! Run faster!  
BRAINY: Why are our legs so short?  
CLUMSY: Why are our feet so big?  
HEFTY: Why are my muscles so big?
BRAINY: Really, man?  
[As they got inside a log, Clumsy’s foot was caught at the end of it.]
CLUMSY: Guys! Guys! A little help here.  It's coming. 
[Monty was zooming towards Clumsy, but Hefty saved him and the vulture hit a rock and the log hit him on the head. The gang got out from the other side. ]
BRAINY: Yes!
CLUMSY: All right!  
[They cheered in victory until they came across a frowning Papa Smurf.]
PAPA SMURF: Well, I know four Smurfs who have some explaining to do.
HEFTY: Oh, boy.
BRAINY: Hi.
[They returned to Smurf Village, where they all talked to Papa Smurf at the same time.]
SMURFETTE: Oh, my gosh. Papa, you will not believe it.
HEFTY: We ran into the Forbidden Forest.
PAPA SMURF: One at a time. One at a time. Please. Please.  
HEFTY: Smurfette sees this mystery Smurf.
SMURFETTE: We have to go to the Forbidden Forest.  
PAPA SMURF: (whistles) I've told you time and again, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden.  And now you're talking about maps and mystery Smurfs and Gargamel's lair.  None of this makes any sense, and I really don't understand why you can't follow simple rules.  You snuck out and it put you all in danger.  Seems to me the only way I can keep you safe is if...  You're grounded.  
CLUMSY: Grounded?
BRAINY: But, Papa, but...
PAPA SMURF: No buts! None of you are to take one step out of your mushrooms without telling me where you're going. Do you understand that?  
SMURFETTE: You're right, Papa.
PAPA SMURF: Huh?
HEFTY, BRAINY, AND CLUMSY: What?
SMURFETTE: You're right.  I don't know what we were thinking.  
PAPA SMURF: Uh, good. Because, as I was saying, you behaved completely irresponsibly.  
SMURFETTE: Yes. Right. Exactly. I couldn't agree more. Right, guys?  
BRAINY: Uh... Yeah, right.
HEFTY: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.  
CLUMSY: What are you talking about, Smurfette? -
PAPA SMURF: Okay.  Yes, so... And furthermore...  
SMURFETTE: In fact, I think we should all go to our rooms right now and think about what we've done.  
PAPA SMURF: Well, I think that's...
SMURFETTE: Tough, but fair.  Come on, guys.
BRAINY: Okay, okay. Okay, I'm moving.
HEFTY: What's your endgame here? Did you get pecked on the noggin, Smurfette?  
PAPA SMURF: Actually, Smurfette...
SMURFETTE: Don't worry, Papa.  We are certainly going to do some thinking about what we did.  And so forth.  But we will definitely not be leaving our rooms until we've thought this whole thing out.  And then, just for good measure, we'll think about it some more.  
PAPA SMURF: Yes, but...  
SMURFETTE: Great talk, Papa.  
[They leave the cottage.]
PAPA SMURF: Huh.  I have no idea what I'm doing.  
[Alesso - Heroes (We Could Be) (feat. Tove Lo)] plays as Smurfette packed her belongings and left the village to go find the lost village. Moments later, when she came to the giant brick wall, she could hear some rustling in the bushes.]
SMURFETTE: Hefty, I know that's you.
HEFTY: (comes out) 'Sup, Smurfette?  
SMURFETTE: Brainy.  
BRAINY: (pops out) How did you do that?  
SMURFETTE: And, I assume, Clumsy.  
[Soon, Clumsy fell from above.]
CLUMSY: Whoa-oh!  All good. 
SMURFETTE: What are you guys doing out here?  
HEFTY: We knew you were up to something.  
SMURFETTE: This is all my fault, Hefty.  
HEFTY: But, Smurfette, the Forbidden Forest? It's too dangerous.  
SMURFETTE: I have to at least warn that lost village.  
HEFTY: Well, we're Team Smurf, and we stick together.  So, we're coming with you.  
SMURFETTE: I can't ask you to do that.  
HEFTY: You didn't ask.
CLUMSY: We volunteered.  
SMURFETTE: Thanks, guys.
BRAINY: First things first.  
[He gets out a blank map and Snappy draws the picture he took at the lair.]
CLUMSY: Wow! Bug technology. Cool.
BRAINY: According to my map, we should be standing right in front of this very large, tall stone wall.  
ALL FOUR SMURFS: (looked at the wall in front of them) Check.  
[They walk through the hole in the wall.]
BRAINY: One small step for four small Smurfs... (gets hit by vines) Okay. Let us proceed.  
[They now enter a majestic land full of beautiful plants. It was the Forbidden Forest.]
SMURFETTE: Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow.  
[Suddenly, a flower ate her and the gang screamed.]
HEFTY: Smurfette! You okay, Smurfette?  
[More flowers ate the gang.]
CLUMSY: Nice flowers. Nice flowers. Not nice flowers!  
["Delirious (Boneless)" by Steve Aoki ft Kid Ink plays as another flower eats Clumsy and spits him out. Eyeball flowers watched as the gang was spit back and forth. Moments later, they were spit out of the flowers.]
SMURFETTE: Where's Clumsy?  
[Clumsy was spit into the clutches of kissing tulips.]
CLUMSY: (as he's being kissed) Hey! We just met! I'm not that kind of Smurf.  
[He got out, only to bump into a punching plant, which uses him as a punching bag. The smurf was punched down a steep embankment.]
BRAINY: Watch out for the steep embankment.  
[Of course, Clumsy fell down said embankment. He was now lying on the ground.]
SMURFETTE: Clumsy, you okay?  
[Clumsy looks to the sky.]
CLUMSY: I'm seeing stars.  
[They look up and see dragonflies flying about.]
SMURFETTE: Whoa.  
HEFTY: Ooh. 
BRAINY: Wow.  
[One dragonfly looks at Clumsy.]
BRAINY: Good work, Clumsy. You may have discovered a new subspecies of flying insectoid.  
[The dragonfly sniffed at Clumsy’s hat and it sneezed smoke onto his face.]
BRAINY: Amazing! A winged, fire-breathing Anisoptera.  Mmm, let's see. How should we classify this? (Snappy chatted to him) Hmm, maybe.  I mean, seems like an easy choice, but I'm just not sure.  Yeah, okay, let's go with "dragonfly."
CLUMSY: Hopefully more "fly" than "dragon."  
[Soon, it grabs the smurf and takes him for a ride.]
CLUMSY: Nope! Less "fly"! Less "fly"!  Whoa, guys!  Whoa...  Whoa.  
[It takes him into its nest and nestles him along with some eggs. The dragonfly then lies on him.]
CLUMSY: I'm okay. 
[Brainy and Hefty laughed at this.]
CLUMSY: A little help here.  
[Meanwhile, the villains entered the Forbidden Forest, with Monty landing on Gargamel’s face.]
GARGAMEL: Monty, get off of me. (gets Monty off his face) I hate nature. (spots some spitting flowers) How gaudy.
[Soon, the flowers latched onto the evil wizard.]
GARGAMEL: Hmm? Ow, ow!  
[Azrael was busy punching the lights of the punching plant.]
GARGAMEL: Azrael, do something!  
[Azrael laughs at this moment.]
GARGAMEL: It's quite painful. Stop laughing. This is not funny. 
[The eyeball plants look at Monty, but when the vulture turns around, they hide.]
GARGAMEL: Watch it!  Let me go! 
[He pulls the flowers off himself and Azrael hissed at them. Once they were gone, Azrael scratched his paws on Gargamel’s back.]
GARGAMEL: Ouch. Hmm.
[Back with the smurfs, Clumsy had already gotten out of the nest.]
BRAINY: These nests are made of some material I've never seen before. Whoa! 
CLUMSY: You know, I think I've had enough of these flying Antipastos for one day.  
[Soon, they came face to face with Monty and Azrael. Gargamel showed up.]
CLUMSY: Hey! What are you doing here?  
GARGAMEL: Well, I was thinking of getting a little place out here.  Just a quiet place in the forest. It's a little breezy up on the hill. What do you think I'm doing out here?  
SMURFETTE: You are never going to find that village, Gargamel.  
GARGAMEL: Oh, Smurfette, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even know about those other Smurfs. Get 'em, boys.
[Azrael and Monty chase after them.]
HEFTY: Smurfintine formation! Go!
[The gang runs off in different directions as Azrael and Monty ran into each other.]
GARGAMEL: Hey!
BRAINY: Smurfintine!  
GARGAMEL: Get 'em, Azrael!
CLUMSY: Smurfintine!  
BRAINY: Smurfintine!
SMURFETTE: Smurfintine!  
[Hefty rams a stick at Gargamel’s leg, hurting him.] 
GARGAMEL: Ow!  
CLUMSY: Smurfintine!  
[Getting an idea, the wizard grabs an egg from the dragonfly’s nest.]
GARGAMEL: Hey, you. You're the clumsy one, right?  
CLUMSY: Huh?
GARGAMEL: Think fast.  
[He throws the egg and the smurf grabs it.]
CLUMSY: I caught it. 
[The nesting dragonfly cries out and a swarm of angry dragonflies chase after him.]
CLUMSY: This isn't good.  
[He ran as they breathed fire behind him.]
HEFTY: Clumsy, give 'em back their egg!
CLUMSY: Okay. 
[He tried to throw it away, but it bounced back to him.]
CLUMSY: Oh, come on!  
HEFTY, BRAINY, AND SMURFETTE: Clumsy!
CLUMSY: I'm trying! Whoa!  
[He tried again, but it was back in his hands.]
CLUMSY: I'm really, really sorry, guys!  
SMURFETTE: Over there!  
[The gang went into the hole while Clumsy continued to run away. He then reached a covered hole.]
CLUMSY: I didn't mean to poach your egg. Whoa! 
[He fell through just as the dragonflies breathed fire at him.] 
GARGAMEL: Well, they're toast.  Ah, it doesn't matter.  What's a few worthless pennies when there's a pot of gold at the end of my rainbow?  Trust me, they're goners.  I'm telling you, they've been fried to a blue crisp.  They're Smurf kabobs.  Smurfberry flambe.  Marshmallows. (Azrael meows in question) Can it, fuzzball. They're dead.  Dead, I say!  
[Down underground, there were four tunnels for each. Smurfette finds herself alone in the first tunnel.]
SMURFETTE: Hello?  
[Hefty is in the second tunnel.]
HEFTY: Smurfette?  
[Clumsy in the third tunnel.]
CLUMSY: Echo! Aha! (noticed that the cave is dark) Ugh darkness. I don't do well in the darkness.  I have enough trouble in the daylight.  
[And Brainy in the fourth tunnel.]
BRAINY: Hold on, everyone. We need to find a way out of here.  
HEFTY: That is good thinking, "Brainy." 
SMURFETTE: Guys? 
CLUMSY: Darkness!
HEFTY: Don't be scared. Just... Just think happy thoughts.  
CLUMSY: It's not really happy times right now!  
SMURFETTE: Just stay in the light, Clumsy.
CLUMSY: Too late.  I'm walking into the darkness!  
HEFTY: What are you... Why?
CLUMSY: I'm really freaking out, you guys!  
BRAINY: Stop, everyone. Okay, go into your backpacks, get out your emergency tunnel survival kit, find the small glass vial marked "light," and shake it really hard.  
[He gets out a small glass vial and shakes it really hard, prompting the firefly inside to glow. The others did so, as well.]
BRAINY: Clumsy? How you doing?  
CLUMSY: (in a fetal position) Okay, I guess.  
BRAINY: Just hang tight, Clumsy. I'm not sure how long this will take or how long we'll be down here, so, everybody, whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.  
CLUMSY: (as he eats his rations) I just ate all my rations!  
HEFTY: Clumsy!
CLUMSY: I'm stress-eating!  
SMURFETTE: I'm coming, Clumsy.  Follow the sound of my voice.  
BRAINY: Wait! These tunnels are like a maze.  We'll just get more lost.
SMURFETTE: We gotta do something.  
HEFTY: I'm with her. Time for some action.  
[Separated, the gang takes different directions in the underground cave.]
BRAINY: We're doing this all wrong.  
CLUMSY: Smurfette!  
SMURFETTE: I'm close, Clumsy. Almost there.  
BRAINY: That's just the echo playing tricks on us.  
CLUMSY: Anybody? 
SMURFETTE: I'm here. I'm here right around this corner.  
[Smurfette notices she's lost.]
CLUMSY: Hey, everybody? My light is going out.  
[The firefly in Clumsy’s vial went to sleep and the light fades away.]
HEFTY: That is it! I'm punching us out of here.  
[He starts punching on the walls, making debris fall from the ceiling.]
SMURFETTE: It's collapsing.  
BRAINY: Hefty! Put those fists away before you get us killed!  
HEFTY: At least I'm trying something.  
CLUMSY: (gets out a potion) I'm gonna blow us out of here!
BRAINY: No!  
HEFTY: Oh, yeah!
SMURFETTE: Don't!  
CLUMSY: Too late!
SMURFETTE: Clumsy?  
CLUMSY: Hmm?  
[He throws down the potion and it explodes. After the dust settles, he looks into the darkness. A deep-sounding burp was heard as it threw away an eaten carrot. Then, multiple glowing eyes appeared in the dark and Clumsy screamed. They belonged to a stampeding herd of glow bunnies as the gang was taken along for the ride.]
CLUMSY: Hey, Smurfette.
SMURFETTE: Clumsy! Whoa!  
HEFTY: Whoa! Hang on. I'm coming, Clumsy bro. 
[He grabs Clumsy by the tail and puts him onboard with him.]
HEFTY: I got you, little buddy. 
[They ride through the dark tunnels on the glowing bunnies.]
HEFTY: Yeah! Yee-haw! 
[They break out from the ground and rode across the fields.]
HEFTY: Stampede!  
CLUMSY: I think my rations are coming up. Oh! Whoa, whoa.  
[As they ride on the rabbits, Brainy loses his glasses and it lands on the bunny. Soon, they hit a bump and all of them land on top of a lone rabbit, though Brainy’s glasses land on his butt.]
BRAINY: What? What's so funny?  
HEFTY: Now, that's what I call "talking out of your butt."  
SMURFETTE: Oh, boys. Would anyone be interested in knowing that we're in sight of three tall trees?  
[In the distance, they see three tall objects.]
BRAINY: All right.
HEFTY: Yeah, we are.  
SMURFETTE: And Bucky is gonna get us there extra fast. 
CLUMSY: Bucky?
SMURFETTE: Seems like a Bucky to me.  Hit it, Bucky!  
[They rode off to the three silhouettes in the field. Back in Smurf Village, Papa Smurf knocked on Smurfette’s door.]
PAPA SMURF: Smurfette?  Before you say anything, just listen.  Now, I know yesterday I might have been a bit tough on you and the boys, and I know there are times I'm a little overprotective. Okay, a lot overprotective. But you have to understand, you snuck out.  You have to be more careful.  Smurfette, I know lately you may not realize, and I may not say it enough, but you are... You shine. So, anyway, we're Smurfy? I think you and the boys have been grounded long enough. Smurfette? Okay. I'm opening the door. And I'm walking in to talk more.  
[He enters her house.]
PAPA SMURF: You there?  Smurfette.  
[However, Smurfette wasn’t here.]
PAPA SMURF: Hefty!  
[Under the covers was a Hefty dummy with boxing gloves and shorts.]
PAPA SMURF: Brainy!  
[The dummy was a globe for a head and a turnip for a nose.]
PAPA SMURF: Clumsy! 
[He pulls the covers off to reveal three apples stacked with a smurf hat. One of the apples was bitten.]
PAPA SMURF: Oh, that's not even convincing. When I find those Smurfs, I will ground them for a month of blue moons.
NOSEY SMURF: Oh, what's going on in here? (Papa Smurf closed the window) Hmm. Well, all right.
[Back with our heroes, they traveled across the forbidden valley through the fields.]
SMURFETTE: Wow. Have you ever seen something so beautiful?  
HEFTY: Every day, Smurfette. Every day.  
BRAINY: Don't be weird.
HEFTY: You don't be weird.  
[That night, they stopped just to camp.]
BRAINY: We can camp here for the night.  I'll start us a fire. Uh, fetch me some firewood, would you, Hefty?
HEFTY: Um, a "please" would be nice.  
BRAINY: Yes, it would, but I haven't earned my manners badge, so get me some firewood.  
SMURFETTE: Clumsy? You okay?  
CLUMSY: Yeah, sure. It's been fun.  Well, not tons of fun, but it's had its moments.  Kind of.  You know what I'm trying to say.  It hasn't been that much fun.  
[Hefty returns with the firewood.]
BRAINY: Well done, Hefty. Well done.  All right, step one, the wood should be stacked into a tepee-like structure.  Step two, I tap this flint with a rock and...  (blows on the wood)
HEFTY: You're not even blowing on it. You're spitting on it.  
BRAINY: Hmm. That's odd. Perhaps the wood you collected was damp, Hefty.  According to my manual, it should spark right up.  
HEFTY: Hey, I've got an idea.
[He puts the manual on the smoking firewood, which starts the fire.]
BRAINY: No, no, no. No, no! No! No, no, no. No, no, no! (grabs the book from the campfire) Oh, oh, oh...
SMURFETTE: You know, you're right, Brain Man.  Your little book does come in handy.
BRAINY: Shame. Shame on you. We'd be lost without this book.  
HEFTY: (imitates Brainy Smurf) My name is Brainy. I'm super smart I'm the smart Smurf.  But I can't start a fire.  
BRAINY: Okay, the damage is minimal. The binding's still intact.  
[They all sit around the campfire, roasting smurfberries.]
CLUMSY: It smells good.  
SMURFETTE: Just think, guys. (takes a bite out of her smurfberry) After all this time, while we've been going about our Smurfy business back home, there's been other Smurfs out there, just like us.
BRAINY: Or they could be nothing like us.
HEFTY: He's right. We should be prepared for whatever we find.  Those other Smurfs might not even be blue.  
CLUMSY: Maybe they'll be orange.  Ah. I like orange.  
BRAINY: What if they all wear glasses?  
HEFTY: Or have big, bushy mustaches.
BRAINY: What if they have scaly skin and sharp teeth?  
HEFTY: And giant claws. And big, beady eyes.  
CLUMSY: What if they have hands?  
HEFTY: (chuckles) Good one, bro.  
SMURFETTE: Listen, it doesn't matter what they look like.  We still have to warn them.  Gargamel's wrong about me.  It's not my purpose to help him.  I'm meant to save those Smurfs.  
HEFTY: And we're gonna help you.  We're Team Smurf, and we're in this together.  And by "together," I mean me and you.  And those guys. But mostly me and you.  
BRAINY: Okay, everyone. Smurfy selfie time. 
[Brainy holds Snappy Bug on a stick like a camera on a selfie stick.]
SNAPPY BUG: Say, "Blue cheese." 
ALL FOUR SMURFS: Blue cheese!  
[The picture was taken, and soon, they stopped at a flowing river.]
BRAINY: According to the map, we should be arriving at a river.  
[The river, however, was a floating spiral of water with fish swimming in and out of the water.]
ALL FOUR SMURFS: Check.  
HEFTY: Whoa.  It's like a workout for my eyeballs.  
SMURFETTE: Okay, Bucky, let's see how fast you can swim. Hyah! 
[However, the glowing bunny backs away from the water.]
SMURFETTE: Whoa! - Whoa!  Come on, boy.  You can do it.  
HEFTY: What's a little water? Hey.
[The bunny whinnies and mimes why he won’t go in the river.]
CLUMSY: Uh-huh.  What's that, Bucky?  The river's unsafe and full of dangerous surprises at every bend?  
[Bucky nods.]
BRAINY: No. I didn't get any of that.  
[Bucky frowns.]
BRAINY: Perhaps Glowbunnies don't swim.  
HEFTY: That's too bad. We'd get there so much faster.  
BRAINY: Fear not, my intrepid Team Smurf.  I didn't earn this raft-building merit badge for nothing.  
[So, they get to work. They grab some wood and turn them into planks, though Clumsy accidentally creates a house of planks by tripping. They gathered all the planks and created a raft out of them.]
BRAINY: Boom! Nailed it. 
SMURFETTE: Impressive, Brainy.  
[Hefty gets a life jacket from a puffy flower.]
HEFTY: (puts the jacket on Clumsy) Here.  
CLUMSY: Ooh.  Stylish and practical.  
HEFTY: Now, let's launch this bad boy.  
BRAINY: Wait. Remember, this strange river may hold untold surprises.  We must be cautious. 
HEFTY: Cautious. Good point. And heave...
BRAINY: Wait. The currents can be unpredictable. We must be alert and vigilant.  
HEFTY: Vigilance? Good call.  Now, on three, two... 
BRAINY: Wait!  We must make sure we always...  
HEFTY: Bark, bark, bing, bang!  
BRAINY: Pay attention to the…
HEFTY: Bong, bong, bing, bang!  
BRAINY: Rate of speed of the…
HEFTY: Berp, berp, bing, dang, bong, bong!  Okay, and we are off.  Heave-ho!  Whoa!  
[They push the raft into the river and hop aboard. They wave goodbye to their rabbit friend.]
SMURFETTE: Bye, Bucky. 
BRAINY: Thanks for your help. 
HEFTY: Bye, little Bucky bro. 
CLUMSY: Hasta la bunny. 
SMURFETTE: See you on the way back!  
[The raft floats down the river. Clumsy spots a lever.]
CLUMSY: Hey. What is this thing?
BRAINY: I wouldn't touch that if I were you.  
CLUMSY: Oh. Now all I want to do is touch it.
SMURFETTE: At this pace, Gargamel doesn't stand a chance.  Look. If we follow this river, we'll be right on course...
GARGAMEL: (offscreen) Right on course.  
[Floating beside were Gargamel, Azrael, and Monty, all on a log.] 
GARGAMEL: To the end of our rainbow. (spots the gang) Smurfs? I thought I left you for dead.  
HEFTY: Hang on, Smurf Crew.  
[He pedals on the raft’s roller, making it go faster.]
GARGAMEL: Gun it! 
[He steps on Monty's foot, making the vulture spin like a propeller. The log chased after the gang’s raft.]
GARGAMEL: What the...  No. Whoa! 
[He grabs a branch from a nearby tree.]
GARGAMEL: Stop ruining things.  Ruining things is my thing.  
[The rotten wizard swings the branch at Hefty, but the strong smurf punches it into a toothpick.]
GARGAMEL: What?! (throws the stick away) Azrael, get me a bigger stick.
[They were heading for the spirals.]
BRAINY: Clumsy, pull the lever!  
CLUMSY: Seriously? But you said not to. Is this a trick?  
BRAINY AND SMURFETTE: Pull it now!  
[Clumsy pulls the lever and the boat gets out a sail, allowing them to breeze through. They rode on the spirals, while the baddies rode in and out of the water. However, during the ride, Clumsy falls onto their log.]
GARGAMEL: Huh? What's this?  
[Azrael chased after the smurf while unknowingly spinning the log.]
GARGAMEL: (as he goes in and out of the water) Aah! Azrael! Do something. It's never gonna stop. Make the log stop spinning. This river is killing me.
[The smurfs grab Clumsy while the log goes in a spiral and he’s back on their raft.]
BRAINY: Look out! 
[A rock flies towards them and hits the sail off their boat. It was heading for the villains.] 
GARGAMEL: (hugs Azrael and Monty) I love you, too!
[The rock hits them off the log, and the Smurfs cheer. Gargamel was struggling to swim in the water.] 
GARGAMEL: Help! Help!  
BRAINY: (checks the map) All right. We're still on course.  
SMURFETTE: Double-time it, Hefty.  
GARGAMEL: Help! I'm sinking! Please. I'm afraid of turtles!  
CLUMSY: Uh, guys, what's he up to now?  
GARGAMEL: Help! 
BRAINY: Forget that guy.  
GARGAMEL: My cat can't swim.  
HEFTY: We gotta help him.  
BRAINY: Are you crazy? Why?
HEFTY: Because it's what I do.  
GARGAMEL: Listen to him!
BRAINY: But he's our sworn enemy.  
CLUMSY: He is literally a villain.  
GARGAMEL: I can change!  
HEFTY: And I literally wear my heart on my sleeve, okay?  
BRAINY: That's your shoulder, not a sleeve.
GARGAMEL: I like your tattoo! 
HEFTY: We're doing this.
BRAINY: Smurfette, talk some sense into him.  
SMURFETTE: Brainy, I hate Gargamel more than anyone, but we're Smurfs. We do the right thing. 
GARGAMEL: Thank goodness for it!  
SMURFETTE: And we have to save him.  
BRAINY: I just want to go on record that I'm decisively against this.  
HEFTY: Whatever. We're doing it.
GARGAMEL: Sounds awesome!  
SMURFETTE: (grabs Clumsy’s life jacket) Use this.
HEFTY: Grab on!   
[He throws the jacket to Azrael, who puts it on Gargamel’s nose, and they pull them towards their raft.]
BRAINY: I don’t know about this.
GARGAMEL: You won't regret it.  Oh, thank you. Thank you. Such a kind Smurf.  
HEFTY: Are you okay?
GARGAMEL: Oh, I'm okay.  Wet, a little tired, kind of waterlogged. Thanks for asking, but...  I'm still evil, so... (knocks them off the raft and boards it) Enjoy drowning. Hope you're better swimmers than you are judges of wizards' character.
[Soon, the four Smurfs fall down a huge waterfall. Later, on the sandy ground, they lie unconscious. Two little crabs take Brainy’s glasses, only to be scared by a coughing Smurfette. She wakes up and grabs the glasses.]
SMURFETTE: Brainy. Hefty? You okay?  
BRAINY: Define "okay."  
SMURFETTE: Where's Clumsy?
HEFTY: Clumsy!
SMURFETTE: Clumsy!
BRAINY: Clumsy!
SMURFETTE: Clumsy!
[They hear muffling from the sand, and Clumsy pops out.]
CLUMSY: I'm good.  
[He saw the two crabs running away with his shorts.]
CRABS: Run away! Run away! 
CLUMSY: Hey. I think.  
BRAINY: My pack! My manual! No! (picks up the manual from the water and it disintegrates) No, no, no! No, no, no! My scout manual! (to Hefty Smurf) This is all your fault!
HEFTY: What?
SMURFETTE: Brainy, cut it out.  
BRAINY: Oh, I'm sorry. Correction. This is your fault, too.  
HEFTY: Leave her out of this.  
SMURFETTE: Hefty, I don't need you to fight my fights for me.  
HEFTY: Wait, now you're mad at me, too?  
BRAINY: Smurfette, you're the one that got us into this whole mess in the first place.  
SMURFETTE: Hey, I was ready to do this on my own.  
HEFTY: Great. So much for Team Smurf.  
CLUMSY: I want to yell about something!
BRAINY: Stay out of this, Clumsy.  
HEFTY: That's it, Brain Man. It's time for you to earn your manners badge.  
SMURFETTE: Stop it!  
[Suddenly, arrows rain down on the gang.]
SMURFETTE: Take cover!
[They took cover from the arrows, and they were encircled by a giant caterpillar-like creature that emerged from the bushes. They ran away from it, only for spears to circle around them, trapping them. The “caterpillar” split apart, and its parts were small, masked creatures. One of them walks toward them, looking curious.]
HEFTY: Who are you? What do you want?  
MASKED CREATURE: (points to Smurfette) Her.  
HEFTY: Huh?  
[She grabs Smurfette out of the trap.]
MASKED CREATURE: Move.
HEFTY: Smurfette!  
MASKED CREATURE: What should we do with her? 
MASKED CREATURE 2: Look at that hair.  
MASKED CREATURE 3: Where's she from? 
MASKED CREATURE 4: And that dress.  
[One of them looks at Smurfette. She blinks, and so does the creature. Smurfette realized something familiar about it.]
SMURFETTE: It's you.  
[It removes its mask, revealing a girl smurf.]
SMURFETTE: You're a girl. (to the others) She's a girl. 
[The masked creatures removed their masks, revealing to also be girls.]
SMURFETTE: Oh.  Oh.  Oh.  
SMURFLILY: This is her. This is the Smurf I was telling you about.  
FEMALE SMURF: The one from the wall?  
FEMALE SMURF 2: She's real?  
SMURFLILY: I'm Smurflily.  
SMURFETTE: Hi. I'm Smurfette.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Oh, my geez-to-petes! I'm Smurfblossom.  Nice to meet you. We don't have a Smurfette.  But we do have Smurfpetal, Smurfclover,  Smurfmeadow, Smurfdaisy, Smurfholly, Smurfhazel...  
FEMALE SMURFS: Hey.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Oh, everyone can just introduce themselves later.  Look at you. You're so different.  I mean, sorry, but it's true.  Do you know how to start a fire with just rope and a stick?  I do. I can show you. Actually, Smurfstorm can show you.  She's the best at that kind of thing. Right, Stormy? 
[Smurfstorm just points her arrow at the gang.]
SMURFBLOSSOM: That means "yes." Have you ever seen a rainbow? What about a double rainbow?  What about an upside down rainbow?  So, is your favorite song... (sings) Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! (speaks) 'Cause mine is. Your dress is so pretty.  
SMURFLILY: Smurfblossom, remember, work on that filter, okay?  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Right. Filter, filter.
SMURFSTORM: What's your deal anyway?  
SMURFETTE: Oh, well, we came to warn you about Gargamel. 
FEMALE SMURFS: Garga? Garga? Garga-what?  
SMURFETTE: He's a dangerous wizard who wants to capture all Smurfs  and use them for his evil magic.  And he knows about your lost village.
SMURFSTORM: "Lost village"?  You're the ones who are lost, not us.  
SMURFLILY: We have to take you to Smurfy Grove.  
SMURFMELODY: What do we do with these blue blobs?
SMURFLILY: Oh, um...  Bring them along.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Come on, Smurfette. I'm gonna show you my room.  You can tell me all about Gargasmell.  But first, do you want to hear my favorite song again?  Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
SMURFMELODY: All right, move.  
CLUMSY: Dang! Girl Smurfs mean business.
SMURFMELODY: You got that right.
[The team was led to Smurfy Grove. Trumpets sounded as they approached the entrance. ]
FEMALE SMURF: Open the gate! 
[The gate was opened, and they went inside. The whole place was thriving with female smurfs all around. Smurfette was amazed at this.]
FEMALE SMURF 2: The girls are back! 
[Village smurfs look curiously at the other visitors.]
FEMALE SMURF 2: Ew! Where did they find them?  
FEMALE SMURF: Is there something wrong with them?  
FEMALE SMURF 2: Are they sick? 
FEMALE SMURF 3: Are they food? 
SMURFETTE: No, no, no. They're Smurfs, just like us.  Except, well, they're boy Smurfs.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: "Boy." That's a funny word. Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy.  Look at me. I'm a boy Smurf. (laughs) 
FEMALE SMURF: I like 'em. 
FEMALE SMURF 2: Where do they come from?  
FEMALE SMURF 3: What is that? 
FEMALE SMURF 4: Where is their hair?  
FEMALE SMURF 5: You can see their tails. 
FEMALE SMURF 6: (pokes Hefty's tail) Oh, look.
HEFTY: Hey, watch it!
BRAINY: (speaks into Snappy Bug) Brainy's log, day two.  We've encountered a rare new life-form.  
GROVE SMURFETTE 3: Are there more like you?  
BRAINY: (speaks into Snappy Bug) They are at times very intimidating.  
GROVE SMURFETTE 2: Are you gonna stay here?
BRAINY: (speaks into Snappy Bug) And they smell nice.  
GROVE SMURFETTE 4: Hello, boy.
BRAINY: (speaks into Snappy Bug) More on that later.  
GROVE SMURFETTE 5: (pokes Brainy’s tail) Oh, I want one! 
BRAINY: Boundaries! (village smurfs poke his tail) Okay, that... That's enough of that!  
SMURFETTE: They're my friends. That's Hefty, Brainy and Clumsy. 
CLUMSY: Hey, there!
SMURFBLOSSOM: Hooptie, Berney, Klutzy. Got it. We should do name tags.
SMURFETTE: Wait, where are your boys?  
SMURFWILLOW: You won't find any boys here. 
[Everyone looked up to find a masked creature standing on a balcony high above them. She jumps down and floats on her flower-copter. She removes her mask to reveal herself as the elder leader of Smurfy Grove.]
SMURFWILLOW: I am Smurfwillow, leader of the Smurfs.  This is called an introduction. So, now, you go.  
SMURFETTE: Uh, I, um... 
SMURFSTORM: Don't get too close, Willow. Something's not right here.  
SMURFETTE: I promise we're only here to help.  We came to warn you about the evil wizard, Gargamel. He has a map with a landmark leading him to three tall trees. Show 'em, Brainy. 
BRAINY: Snappy.  
SMURFSTORM: Don't try any funny stuff, bug.
[The snappy bug draws out the three tall trees, and Smurfwillow looks at it.]
SMURFWILLOW: I hate to break it to you, but those aren't trees.  
[They then look over to the waterfalls, meaning that the three tall trees are actually three tall waterfalls.]
SMURFETTE: They're waterfalls. Gargamel's going the wrong way.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: And if he went there, then that means the Swamp of No Return.
SMURFSTORM: There's no way he could survive.  
[Indeed, Gargamel was in deep trouble, as he and his cronies held on for their dear lives on a branch while being attacked by piranhas.]
GARGAMEL: Aah! Help me! Help me! There's no way I'll survive!  
[Back in Smurfy Grove...]
SMURFETTE: With all due respect, you don't know Gargamel.  
SMURFSTORM: Yeah, well, with no due respect, you don't know us.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Trust us, he's a goner.
SMURFWILLOW: Stormy, why don't you do a little recon? Check things out.  
SMURFSTORM: And leave you here with these four? No way. (points to Clumsy Smurf) Look at that one.  
CLUMSY: Huh?
SMURFSTORM: He can't be normal.  
SMURFWILLOW: I think we'll be just fine here.  
SMURFSTORM: (whistles) Spitfire! 
[Her dragonfly zoomed by from the treetop and landed nearby. She hops aboard the insect and it breathes fire.]
SMURFSTORM: Okay. So, what does this Gargamel look like?  
CLUMSY: Oh, you know, he's your typical wizard. Long black robe, lives alone with his cat and his bird. It's sad, really.  
SMURFSTORM: You're coming with me. You can point him out.  
HEFTY: Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no way he's getting on a...
[She grabs Clumsy and puts him on Spitfire’s back.]
CLUMSY: I feel the need to remind you, my name is Clumsy.
[The two fly out of the village via dragonfly.]
HEFTY: Clumsy! 
SMURFWILLOW: Don't worry. Clumsy's in good hands.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Oh, Stormy is the sweetest, in her own way.  
SMURFWILLOW: All right, girls, in the meantime, our guests have had a long journey, so let's show them some hospitality, Smurfy Grove style.  
[Every girl in Smurfy Grove cheered. Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue" plays as flower petals and confetti floated in the air. The gang was given many gifts from the Smurfy Grove villagers. At the archery gallery, Smurflily tries to teach Smurfette how to fire an arrow at the target. Smurfette fires her arrow, only to hit a tree branch. Smurflily comforts the disappointed Smurfette.] 
HEFTY: Hey, Smurfette, check this out.  
[He was about to fire his arrow, only to be hit by another from Brainy. Later, the grove smurfettes take off on their flower-copters. At first, Smurfette was nervous to try, but then, she jumped, and her flower-copter flew her through the village. In one of the shops, Brainy was explaining a math problem to the girls. However, the girls started giggling and he couldn’t understand why… for a few seconds. He looks behind and sees a drawing of a fart cloud behind him. He glared at the perpetrator, Hefty. Smurflily then helps Smurfette with her aim and she fires on the target. It may not be on the bullseye, but she’s getting there. At the gym, Hefty was ready to lift weights, but when he tried to carry a dumbbell, it was stuck on the ground. The dumbbells have been glued by Brainy Smurf. After some exercise and bee races, Smurfette fires four bullseyes in a row. Everyone congratulated her. Meanwhile, Monty was struggling to fly Gargamel and Azrael out of the swamp.]
GARGAMEL: Flap, Monty. Flap vigorously. Use your mighty condor wings to carry your master to safety. Ouch! Oh! (a piranha bites his bottom) Ow! Sweet mercy, they're bottom feeders! 
[He gets on shore and removes the piranha from his butt.]
GARGAMEL: Devil fish! (slaps the piranha) Where is my lost smurf village? (Azrael meows something) Huh? (the piranha slaps him and goes back in the swamp) What? (spots Smurfstorm and Clumsy Smurf on Spitfire) Smurfs! Why won't they just die? Monty, retrieve them!  
[The vulture flies after the two smurfs.]
CLUMSY: He exists, all right. He and his stinky cat and his dodo bird.  They've been terrorizing us the entire journey.  He didn't like us from the start  He never could find our village.  So then he made a plan to capture us all,  and that's when Gargamel created Smurfette.  Anyways... 
SMURFSTORM: Hold up.  Smurfette was created by this Gargamel?  
CLUMSY: Oh, yeah. From a lump of clay. Really cool story, actually.  
SMURFSTORM: I knew I didn't trust her.  
CLUMSY: Oh, you'd like her if you get to know her.  She's just like you, but nice.  
SMURFSTORM: Hold on. We got a bogey coming in.  
CLUMSY: That's no bogey. That's Gargamel's big dumb bird!  
SMURFSTORM: (hands Clumsy the reins) Here, you fly.  
CLUMSY: Uh, that's not a great idea. Flying's not really my thing.  
SMURFSTORM: Have you ever flown before?  
CLUMSY: Well, no.  
SMURFSTORM: Well, then how do you know it's not your thing? (fires an arrow at Monty but misses) He's coming back. 
CLUMSY: Uh... Oh, what do I...
SMURFSTORM: Hurry!  
CLUMSY: What do I do now?  
[He pulls on Spitfire’s antennas, making it fly up and away from a charging Monty.]
SMURFSTORM: Oh! Good move! 
CLUMSY: Whoa, whoa!  
SMURFSTORM: Now, do it again!
CLUMSY: Okay. (grabs the antennas) Thanks. (coughs from the smoke) Hyah!
[The dragonfly zooms away from the villainous vulture as Smurfstorm fires arrows at him.]
GARGAMEL: Yes. Wait a minute. I don't recognize that other Smurf. They found my lost Smurf village.  
CLUMSY: Hey, I've got an idea.  Spitfire, spit fire!  
[Spitfire breathes fire on one of the arrows.]
SMURFSTORM: (grabs the flaming arrow) I like the way you think.  
CLUMSY: I guess I'm pretty good with dragonflies after all.  
[Smurfstorm fires the burning arrow at Monty, resulting in a direct hit. The vulture comes falling down onto Gargamel’s arms.]
GARGAMEL: Monty!  What have they done to you, my glorious bird of prey?  Smurfs!  
[Back at Smurfy Grove, Brainy and Hefty were relaxing at a spa, with the former relaxing in a hot tub and the latter getting ready for a massage. They were both wearing facial masks.]
HEFTY: Hmm?  
BRAINY: Hmm.  
CATERPILLAR MASSEUSE: Shiatsu or Swedish? Probably Swedish.  
[As the caterpillar massages Hefty’s back, the crab giving Brainy his pedicure grabs him by the nose and points to Hefty. Brainy sighs. It was time to apologize to Hefty.]
BRAINY: So, about all that stuff I said back at the beach... I guess I kind of overreacted.  
HEFTY: (the caterpillar bumps him) Ow.  Yeah. Me, too.
BRAINY: So, uh, we good?  
HEFTY: Yeah, we're good.
SMURFETTE: (offscreen) Hey, guys.  
[Smurfette and her friends come floating down near them in the grove.]
SMURFETTE: Isn't this place awesome?  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Doesn't she look great?  It's like she's one of us now.  She should stay with us forever.  
[Hefty was unsure about Smurfette staying in Smurfy Grove.]
HEFTY: Uh, one, she always looks great.  And two, this is getting a little out of hand, don't you think?  
SMURFETTE: Sorry. I can't take you seriously with that mask on your face. 
[Hefty and Brainy wiped off their facial masks, though there was a little bit on Brainy, looking like a mustache.]
HEFTY: Hey, Smurfette, we did what we came here to do.  These Smurfs know about Gargamel.  So, come on, let's start thinking about heading home.
SMURFETTE: Home?  But I... I...  
HEFTY: It's time to go. Smurfette?  
[Smurfette looked at her new friends. She wasn’t ready to go just yet.]
CLUMSY: (offscreen) Incoming!  
[Clumsy and Smurfstorm return to Smurfy Grove on Spitfire.]
CLUMSY: Turns out I do do well with dragonflies. They were right. This Gargamel character, he's real, and he's headed this way.  
SMURFETTE: Oh, no. See? I told you...  
SMURFSTORM: Put a cork in it, Smurfette.  The way I see it, you and your little boyfriends led him straight to us.  But, of course, that was your plan all along, wasn't it?  
SMURFWILLOW: Smurfstorm, easy.  
SMURFSTORM: Little Miss Yellow Hair isn't even a real Smurf.  She was created by Gargamel.  The Clumsy blob told me so himself.  
FEMALE SMURFS: What?  
SMURFWILLOW: Smurfette, is that true?  
SMURFETTE: It's not like that.  She was made to help him find Smurfs.  
HEFTY: Smurfette came here to help you. We all did.  
SMURFETTE: It's okay, Hefty. This is all my fault.
[Smurfwillow then senses something.]
SMURFWILLOW: Girls, protection mode.  
[The female smurfs went into protection mode and trailed off outside.]
HEFTY: Come on, bro, let's help.  
[That night, the smurfs were on guard for any intruders.]
CLUMSY: Isn't this exciting?  
[Hefty, Clumsy and Smurfette] Shh!
SMURFWILLOW: Hold.  Hold.  
[Bucky bursts out from the bushes.]
SMURFWILLOW: NOW!  
[They fired arrows, but the glowing rabbit dodged them. Smurfwillow then kicks its rider off his back. That pilot was Papa Smurf.]
SMURFWILLOW: Surrender, wizard.  
PAPA SMURF: What? Wizard?  
FEMALE SMURF 1: Oh, he's so old. 
FEMALE SMURF 2: Is he wearing a disguise? 
FEMALE SMURF 3: Look at his face.  
PAPA SMURF: This is impossible.  
SMURFSTORM: He doesn't seem so tough.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Yeah, Gargamel! That's what you get when you attack Smurfy Grove.
PAPA SMURF: Gargamel? What are you talking about?
SMURFETTE: No, no, no, wait. This is a mistake.  
FEMALE SMURFS: What?
PAPA SMURF: Smurfette?  
SMURFETTE: That's Papa.  
SMURFWILLOW: Papa?
SMURFBLOSSOM: Papa? There's another funny word.  Papa. Papa. Papa!  
SMURFWILLOW: Smurfblossom, no. Breathe deep and step away from the Papa-thing.  
SMURFETTE: Everyone, meet Papa Smurf.  
FEMALE SMURFS: Hey.  
PAPA SMURF: Hey. 
SMURFJADE: Hi. I'm Smurfjade.  
PAPA SMURF: Where are the boys?  
[Bucky nudges the others out of the bush.]
HEFTY: 'Sup, Papa?
BRAINY: Hello there.  
CLUMSY: I rode a dragonfly!  
PAPA SMURF: Well, thank goodness you're all okay.
SMURFETTE: How did you find us?  
PAPA SMURF: I wasn't born yesterday, you know.  
SMURFWILLOW: Yeah, that's clear.  
PAPA SMURF: Look, you four are coming home with me. Now.  
SMURFWILLOW: Not so fast, Papa-thing.  
PAPA SMURF: "Papa-thing"? Are you the one in charge here?  
SMURFWILLOW: That's right. I'm Smurfwillow, leader of the Smurfs.
PAPA SMURF: I'm afraid that's quite impossible, because I happen to be the leader of the Smurfs.  
SMURFWILLOW: Whatever you say, Papa-thing.  
PAPA SMURF: Excuse me, do you mind not calling me that?
SMURFWILLOW: Well, if the thing fits...  
PAPA SMURF: By the way, where'd you learn those moves?
SMURFWILLOW: Self-taught, actually.
PAPA SMURF: Impressive.  
SMURFWILLOW: Thank you.
PAPA SMURF: You're quite welcome.
SMURFETTE: Okay, not really sure what's happening here, but, uh, what about Gargamel?  
PAPA SMURF: What? What is all this talk about Garga...  
[Suddenly, the two were frozen by the evil Gargamel.]
SMURFETTE: Gargamel!  
GARGAMEL: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?  
[He grabs Papa Smurf and Smurfwillow and stuffs them in his bag.]
HEFTY: No!
GARGAMEL: I hope so.  
SMURFSTORM: Arm yourselves!
SMURFETTE: Everybody, run!
GARGAMEL: Prepare for Garmageddon!  
HEFTY: This way!
SMURFSTORM: Spears, now!  
[They aim spears at the evil wizard.]
GARGAMEL: Gargamel says freeze!  
[He blows some dust at the spear users, freezing them in place.]
GARGAMEL: That's right. Smurf-tested, Gargamel-approved, grade-A, first-class, high-octane freeze balls. (throws some freeze balls) Freeze ball! Freeze ball! Freeze ball! Freeze ball!  Look out!  
[Most of the village got frozen, including Clumsy Smurf and Brainy Smurf. Azrael meows to Gargamel.]
GARGAMEL: Well, I assume they'll still work if I don't shout "freeze ball," but we'll never know.  Freeze ball!
HEFTY: Smurfette!  
[He jumps in the way and is frozen instead.]
SMURFETTE: Hefty.
[Monty cracks open a freeze ball and sprays its mist all over Smurfy Grove.]
HEFTY: It's over, Smurfette.  
[Gargamel gathers the frozen smurfs into his bag.]
GARGAMEL: Monty, bag o' Smurfs.
[Monty takes the bag.]
HEFTY: It's time for you to run. (gets grabbed)
SMURFETTE: No!
GARGAMEL: Three more for pickup. (stuffs the others into the bag and laughs evilly) Ah, Smurfette. My little creation. You finally did what you were made for.  
SMURFETTE: No. It's not true.  
GARGAMEL: Of course it is. Why do you think you led me here?  Why do you think you saved me on the river?  It was all part of the plan.  No matter how hard you try, you can't escape your destiny.  And now, you're really of no use to me anymore.  Freeze ball!  
[He throws the freeze ball at Smurfette, but nothing happens.]
GARGAMEL: Ah, yes, these freeze balls only work on real Smurfs. And you are nothing more than a lump of clay. Thank you for everything.  
SMURFBLOSSOM: Smurfette? How could you do this to us?  
GARGAMEL: Because it was her purpose.  
[The baddies leave the destroyed Smurfy Grove with a full bag of smurfs, and the place begins to rain. Smurfette began to cry at the entire disaster being her fault. Snappy Bug comes over to her and plays a message in Brainy’s voice.]
SNAPPY: [Recording of Brainy] Smurfy Thing Finder for four small Smurfs. 
[Spitfire and Bucky also feel worried for the miserable Smurfette. Snappy brings in a leaf and prints the selfie of her and the gang on it.]
[Smurfette] Huh?  I'm sorry, you guys.  
[Snappy chitters for her to go rescue her friends.]
SMURFETTE: No, Snappy. I've done too much damage already.  
SNAPPY: [Recording of Hefty] We're Team Smurf, and we're in this together.  [Recording of Smurfette] We're Smurfs. We do the right thing.  
SMURFETTE: I'm not even a real Smurf. (realizes) I'm not a real Smurf. 
[Meanwhile at Gargamel’s castle, Monty was slowly walking on the wheel.]
GARGAMEL: We need more power!  
[He pulls the lever to drop down a fish in front of the bird, making him run faster.]
GARGAMEL: Faster, Monty. Faster.  Yes.  The jiggler's jiggling.  The spinny thing is spinning.  The smoke is going up.  The bubblers are bubbling.  Hubbuda, hubbuda.  Perfect!  Oh, it's almost there.  Just keep running, old bird. 
[We see the smurfs trapped in cages.]
BRAINY: Here's what we're going to do.  I pick this lock. 
TRAPPED SMURFS: Yeah?  
BRAINY: We swing to that shelf.
TRAPPED SMURFS: Yeah? 
BRAINY: Pick up something heavy. 
TRAPPED SMURFS: Yeah?
BRAINY: And use it to kill the bird!  
TRAPPED SMURFS: Yeah! What?
HEFTY: Wait. You want us to kill the bird?  
BRAINY: Fine. We'll just knock him unconscious.  
SMURFSTORM: Genius! 
HEFTY: All right, then.  Let's do this.  
[Smurfwillow and Papa Smurf were in another cage.]
SMURFWILLOW: They have an escape plan, but they're going to need our help.  
PAPA SMURF: It's time to rock the cage.  
SMURFWILLOW: Don't be weird.
[Brainy picks the lock and unlocks the cage.]
BRAINY: Yes!
[The two white-haired leaders start rocking the cage.]
BRAINY: Okay. Now!  
[The smurfs joined hands and dropped down from the cage. They swing over to the other cage and join hands with their leaders. Azrael sees this and tries to warn Gargamel.]
GARGAMEL: Stop that, Azrael.  I can't calibrate my machine with all your incessant yammering.  
[The cat groans and tries to grab the escaping prisoners.] 
GARGAMEL: (offscreen) Oh, yes, Azrael, listen to it. It purrs like a kitten.  Oh, look at that. Everything is in sync. Yes, yes. Good. 
[The cat grabs at Smurfblossom’s dress and the chain breaks between the two cages.]
GARGAMEL: Sweet mercy! It's another jailbreak!  
PAPA SMURF: No, Gargamel. No.
GARGAMEL: Quiet down.  You'll all get your turn.  In you go!  
[He dumps them into a big power-seeping jar.]
PAPA SMURF AND SMURFWILLOW: No!  
[Energy was being sucked out of the smurfs inside the jar.]
GARGAMEL: Yes, that's the stuff. (pulls down the cord and the power showers onto him) Oh, it's working It's working, it's working. Oh, I can feel it. I can feel the power.  
[With a wave of his finger, he gives himself a new outfit and a flowing raven-haired lock on his bald head.]
GARGAMEL: Oh!  Check out my wizard mane.  
BRAINY: Really, man? 
GARGAMEL: When I'm through with these Smurfs, I'll have all the power I've ever dreamed of!  
SMURFETTE: Almost all the power.  
GARGAMEL: Huh?  
[Standing before Gargamel was Smurfette.]
HEFTY: Smurfette.  
GARGAMEL: Smurfette, what a lovely surprise.  Are you done crying in the woods?  
SMURFETTE: I've shed enough tears for those Smurfs.  
GARGAMEL: What's this?  
SMURFETTE: I'm done pretending to be something I'm not.  I've come to repledge my loyalty to you, my true Papa.  
GARGAMEL: Impossible.  
SMURFWILLOW: She can't be serious.  
PAPA SMURF: No, no, no, she would never.  
GARGAMEL: Even if I did believe you, which I don't, what could you possibly offer me that I don't already have?  A tiny little massage that I can't even feel?  
SMURFETTE: How about the rest of the Smurfs?
GARGAMEL: Yeah, right. Wait, what?  
SMURFETTE: Just think of all the power you'll have once I reveal the location of Smurf Village.  
[The gang gasped in horror.]
GARGAMEL: Oh, let's see now.  One hundred more Smurfs, that's 10 times the power...  No. If you carry the one...  Whatever. It's a lot more power.  Now, why are you doing this?  
SMURFETTE: I'm so tired of being good.  Use your power to transform me back to my evil self.  
GARGAMEL: Your loyalty has returned to you.  So, do we have a deal?  
PAPA SMURF: Smurfette, no!  
GARGAMEL: Quiet, you vile blue rats. I'm thinking. Okay, I'm done. Let's do it.  One evil Smurfette coming right up!  
[He fires a blast of dark blue magic at Smurfette. However, this made our heroes realize something.]
BRAINY: Wait. Of course!  
[Instead of turning evil, Smurfette was absorbing every ounce of Gargamel’s magic, making him lose his hair.]
GARGAMEL: What? Oh, what's happening? No! No!  What are you doing?  
HEFTY: Yeah! Go, Smurfette!
BRAINY: Whoo!
GARGAMEL:  Azrael, help! More power!  
[Azrael pulls the plunger, dumping more power onto Gargamel.]
BRAINY: What are we going to do?
HEFTY: Bingo. We Smurfboard.  
[They use the teaspoon to smurfboard through the air.]
HEFTY AND BRAINY: Whoa! Team Smurf!  
HEFTY: Payback time.  
[He punches Monty square on the beak. The downed bird rolls and launches off the treadmill, hitting Azrael. With his magic being absorbed, everything in Gargamel’s room began to surge toward Smurfette, including the baddies.]
GARGAMEL: No!  
[They are then launched out of the castle and onto the Swamp of No Return, where they are chased off by a hungry horde of piranhas.]
GARGAMEL: Smurfintine! Smurfintine!  
[Soon, the smurfs were free from their imprisonment and they celebrated in victory.]
FEMALE SMURFS: We're free!
CLUMSY: I'm okay. Yeah!
SMURFBLOSSOM: I thought we were goners.  
SMURFWILLOW: All right. Everybody. Thank goodness.  
CLUMSY: All right! I'm okay!  
HEFTY: She did it! She did it!  Where's Smurfette?  Hey- 
[Papa Smurf was kneeling down near a lying lump of clay.]
HEFTY: Smurfette? What happened?
PAPA SMURF: (sadly) This is what she once was. No. No, no, no.  There's gotta be something I can do. (checks in the spellbook) There's gotta be a spell. There's gotta be something. I know there is.  Where is it? What page? Must be here.  "Alchemy, vanishing, lead into gold." No, that's not it.  
[Smurfblossom cries in Smurfwillow’s arms.]
BRAINY: Papa...
PAPA SMURF: Which spell? Which spell?
BRAINY: Papa. We won't find the answer to this in a book.
HEFTY: Let's take her home.
["You Will Always Find Me in Your Heart" by Shaley Scott plays as a funeral is held for the deceased Smurfette. Every smurf, male and female, carried glowing beakers as they wheeled the lump of clay to Smurf Village. As the sun rose, the lump of clay laid in a bed of sunflowers, surrounded by grieving smurfs. They joined hands in mourning the loss of Smurfette.] 
PAPA SMURF: She never thought she was a real Smurf. But she was the truest Smurf of all. 
[They stood for a moment of silence. A glitter of magic surged from their hands and seeped into the clay. Soon, Smurfette was back to life.] 
SMURFETTE: Why is everyone crying?
CLUMSY: It's Smurfette. She's a lump of clay.
SMURFETTE: No, Clumsy, it's me. I'm right here.
CLUMSY: Smurfette? It's Smurfette. It's Smurfette!
BRAINY: Quiet, Clumsy.
PAPA SMURF: Let him be, Brainy. We all grieve in our own way.
CLUMSY: She's here!
HEFTY: Poor little bro. I know how he feels. (Gasps)
CLUMSY: Yeah!
HEFTY: Smurfette!
BRAINY: Hefty, not you, too. (Gasps)
HEFTY: You're all right! Don't ever do that to me again.
SMURFETTE: I won't. I promise.
BRAINY: Yes, yes, yes!
PAPA SMURF: You never cease to amaze me.
[Everyone cheered and rejoiced.]
PAPA SMURF: (narrating) So, as for that burning question...
[Cut to the Smurfs being interviewed.]
BRAINY: What's a Smurfette? Well, I don't need a book to tell you she's... [Snappy Bug chittering] Right. Smurfette can't be defined by just one word, She's many things. 
SMURFBLOSSOM: She doesn't know it yet, but she's my new best friend.
CLUMSY: Smurfette is a bunny wrangler.
SMURFSTORM: She's tough. Not as tough as me, but tough enough.
HEFTY: Smurfette can be anything she wants to be.
["I'm A Lady" by Meghan Trainer plays as everybody has a dance party.]
NOSEY: (looks in Jokey’s box through binoculars) What's going on in there? (a boxing glove punches him out) Goodbye!
[Soon, everyone gathered around for a huge photo op.]
SNAPPY BUG: Say, "Blue cheese!"
ALL SMURFS: Blue cheese!
[The picture was taken of the entire village. All male and female smurfs in one pic. As the credits roll, we hear Gargamel whine and complain.]
GARGAMEL: (voiceover) I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything.  I knew I should have gotten a dog from the shelter.  I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay?  I'm saying it to be constructive.  You're a useless feline.  That's just mean. That's mean. There was a line, and you crossed it.  I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed that line, and that stung.  I demand an apology.  You were going to learn this one way or another, but I am not your real father.  But that doesn't matter now. What matters is destroying the Smurfs.  Any thoughts? I mean, I have thoughts.  But I always like to spitball off of your thoughts.  Azrael, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. Your ideas are terrible.  I can't think with this music.  Can someone please shut off the music?  And what's with all these words scrolling in front of me?  Did the Smurfs do this so that I would be distracted and not be able to destroy them as easily?  "Matte painters"? I don't even know what that means.  Someone just made that up, right?  I feel sorry for whoever "Matte" is.  "Look development artists"?  Oh, yes, of course, let's develop some looks.  Like maybe a really angry look, because you two totally ruined my plans.  Am I going mad, Azrael?  For the last time, get them to shut off this music!
[The movie ends.]
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