Thomas Foods

Thomas Foods was an American company based out of Hell Gate, Oregon, during the era of the Republican Union and New United States. It was most famous for its S.P.U.D. (Succulent Potato Utility Dinner) line of canned products, originally designed for use by the Grand Army of the Republic in the Great World War. In 1925, it purchased the Horton's Condiments Company, producers of the famous Horton's Brand Pounded Tomato Paste Product. Thomas Foods operated the massive Meat Mountain Ranch outside the town of Hell Gate, which was subject to numerous conspiracy theories and folk tales of immobile, specially-bred, hairless, silent, multi-ton animals that grew meat sacs which were then shaved off without harming the creatures, leading to an infinite supply of meat--but the stories famously could not be proven in a court of law. 
== History ==
=== In the Beginning ===
=== Success ===
=== Purchase of Horton's Condiments ===
=== Meat Mountain Ranch ===
== Leadership ==
(List of CEOs to go here)
== Other Products ==