Annoying Orange: Be a star!/Transcript

Pear: Okay, the line is "I'm a star. I'm a great big shining star. Yaaaay." All right, and... action!
Midget Apple: Uh., okay, you want me to go now?
Pear: Yes, go now.
Midget Apple: Umm... umm... what's the line again?
Pear: Oh, come on.
Midget Apple: What? I'm nervous, okay?
Pear: All right, cut. Let's reset. Who's next?
Orange: Hey! Whatcha doin', Pear?
Pear: Oh, hey, Orange! Just shootin' a little cameo for the next episode.
Orange: Wow, must be a really small part. [laughs]
Midget Apple: [groans] Okay Pear, I'm ready for my closeup.
Pear: Yeah, I think we're gonna go in a different direction.
Orange: Ooh-ooh, I wanna try out!
Pear: No.
Orange: But I can do this. [tongue sound]
Pear: No.
Orange: But-
Pear: No.
Orange: But can I-?
Pear: No.
Orange: [groans] You're an apple.
Pear: All right, who's next? Passion, why don't you give it a shot? And... action!
Passion Fruit: I'm a star! A great big shining star! Yay!
Orange: Cut. [laughs]
Pear: Orange, I'm rolling here!
Orange: That's not rolling. This is rolling. [spinning around Wheeee! Film me! Film me! [laughs]
Pear: [groans] Hey Grandpa Lemon, how 'bout you give it a shot? And... action!
Grandpa Lemon: I'm a star! A great big shining... [snores]
Pear: Cut! Man, Grapefruit, what do you got? And... action!
Grapefruit: Oh! I'm a star, I tell ya! I'm a great big shining handsome star with abs made of steel. You want some of me? You want some of me?!
Pear: Cut! Cut! Cut! You're going off-script!
Grapefruit: You kidding me? That was perfect!
Orange: Ooh, Pear! How 'bout this? [as Sean Connery] I'm a star. I'm a great big shining star.
Pear: What was that?
Orange: Well, duh. That was my Sean Connery impression.
Pear: [groans] Okay Marshmallow, you're our last hope. And... action!
Marshmallow: Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are, hehehe
Pear: Cut! That's not even the... Oh, forget it. [groans] Man, what are we gonna do? I've tested everyone and they all fail.
Orange: I guess you're gonna have to grade on a curve. [laughs]
Pear: Yeah, tell that to the fans. Wait, that's a great idea!
Orange: Um... okay.
Pear: Think about it, Orange. We wouldn't be anywhere without our fans. They've always been there for us.
Orange: Well, there was that heatwave.
Fan #1:Hahahaha! You hear that? We're finally gonna be in a episode!
Fan #2:Yeah! Maybe we get lines and everything!
Pear:No, not those fans, the fans of the show, we could have a contest, all they have to do is video themselves saying--
Midget Apple:I'm a star, a great big shining star, yay.
Pear:Exactly, and then we'll pick the best one and put it in an episode.
Orange:Yeah, that's great and all, but this is a showstopper. (tongue sound)
Pear:That's not even the line.
Orange:Are you filming me? (tongue sound)
Pear:What are you doing!? That's--
Orange: (offscreen) Come on, Pear!
(The scene whips over to Midget Apple)
Midget Apple:Okay guys, here's your chance to be in an Annoying Orange video! Just grab a video camera and film yourself looking into camera saying the line.
Kevin Brueck:I'm a star, a great big shining star, yay!
Midget Apple:Then just upload it to YouTube, change the title to "I'm a star!", and then make it a video response to this video. That's all there is to it! Click the link below for more detailed instructions, and make sure to be back here in two weeks to see the winning entry. Just don't be surprised if it's me. (laughs)
Be a star! transcript
Be a star! transcript
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