Fake Commercial

Once joining Kast Media, the podcast began getting ads. The hosts decided to use that opportunity to create fake commercials. Each of these business have a special discount when entering "heyscoops" at checkout.
Episode 593: Table Side Churn Down Service
* Tesla XD - The Biggest Swinging Cock in the Silent Town
* Aggro Amish Buffet
Episode 594: Horse Omelette
* From the Squirrels Mouth: a Sedated Squirrel Shooting Store.
Episode 595: No One Can Leave- There Has Been a Myrtle!
* Shit for Gold that will collect your shit
Episode 596: Very Small Lobsters
* Bastard Bags, a fund for orphans that need bags.
* Charity Vagina
Episode 597: Late Night Super Satan Episode
* Primanti Brothers
Episode 598: Bread Bug Lid
* Craigslist Titmilk
* Fortday
Episode 599: My Butt Is Like A Dog's Mouth
* Face Sore Store
* Winter Stock at the New Jersey Shakespeare Theater
Episode 600: Uber Uni-Tine!
* Do you hate forks?
* Knives are the superior utensil. They are the Uber Uni-Tine.
Episode 601: Dice Man Cometh
* Bigfoot Bath Water
* Bigfoot Basin finding
Episode 602: Rich Men Knit
* Men Who Knit
* Tom Steyer Hulu ads
* Tom Steyer promising to kill hobos
Episode 603: Deep Fried Owl On A Stick
* Infericus Copernicus
* Hit Fist
Episode 604: Who Shotspeare'd Princes Wendy?
* Shit Your Pants Liquor
Episode 606: Bonnie's Ball Hospice
* Dan's Discount Ball and eye surgery
* Getting a bologna sandwich from someone
Episode 607: Combiner Lion
* Say Jacuzzi after someone sneezes
* A service to turn a head into a tube
Episode 608: Pop Tart with Cheese
* Knox Gelatin and it's horse mascot
* Knox Gelatin as a Butt Salve
Episode 609: Gay Guilt Chicken Sandwich
* Sand making concrete slippery
* New series Dead Tractor
Episode 610: Chinese Egg Delicacy
* Lime-fucked chips and buttload of lime salsa
* Shoe Shit
Episode 611: Field Tripping and Fool Us
* Fartolio
* Comic Book Master Class
Episode 612: Paul's Way Or The Highway
* Tom's Orange Cone-shaped Dick
* a Soundboard Generator that sounds like a person.
Episode 613: Thalidomide Knives
* Terry's Otter Pops
* two types of ice keeping things cold
Episode 614: When You Saw Station Agent
* Toothy Dildos
* a company that calls Serial Killers something else
Episode 615: A Dungeon Master's First Kiss
* Macho Waffles
* The First Kiss Bank
Episode 616: Buckshot Pie
* Walk Through Dry Clean. This was done using British accents
* Larry Whitesnake's flute and trombone album.
Episode 617: Speak Truth to Hips
* Dinner Sponge for sensitive, flaccid teeth.
* Odor Bomb grenades
Episode 619: Blanc De Bing Crosby
* Person that sells sea fish by the sea shore.
* Carolyn PIttman who is not running for mayor.
Episode 620: Red Hot Poker Scandal
* Eddie's (or Tim's) Hammer's and getting Hammered
Episode 621: Entre-manures
* Terry and Terry's Shitty Cages
Episode 622: Napolean Fall Apart Brisket
* Cheyanne LeBleu who made a toothbrush just for masturbating. His partner is a registered false dentister.
623: What Rhymes With Ticklish
* Grizzly Jefferson's hot meats
* A metaphor for climbing a mountain
624: Bigfoot's big foot
* Joe Smella's earhole helpers that take backwards speech and turns it around
* feet racing at Sam Boyd Stadium
625: Suburban Bourbon Turban
* Gatorade-flavored Sports Yogurt squirters
* Big Old Stick Lipstick
626: Return of the Spooktacular!
* Johnny English's Halloween Sex Offender and Celebrity Bike ride. Random tandem underhand-em
* Jim's Bat Mom Twice Cooked Jam Jellies and Jar Jellies
627: Chicken's Chicken
* Jeffrey the Dog Trainer's Dog Training
* Jimminey Jiblets Dog Gravy
628: Oh Miss Behave!
* Terry the Bear as a fake rug
* The Angry Bread company
629: Hanker Wagon
* Sticky Dick McGillicutty's mailed brisket biscuit box
* Daniel's Impasta Emporium of Wine-infused noodles
630: Sh*t Oh!
* Jaqueline Frost's air conditioning unit's two window model
* Windsheild Wiper Gary
633: Awesomely Pranker Podcasting
* Thirsty fish that brings water to your house.
634: Piss De Leon
* Getyourmomatrain.com
635: Blood of the Ancients
* Beet Off Mayonnaise
* Alex Rodriguez's cut of Hustlers that is taken over by a Beet Mayonnaise provided
636: Ether Ragtime Jam
* Zoobreak.com to destroy zoos
* Ether rag's Ether rags for sleeping through your period
637: $2000 Bed Rental
* a contract killer Doctor
* Terry's AIDSCON in Reno
638: No Z In Thomassian
* Danny and Carol's mouth fans
639: To Tattoo Or Not To Tattoo
* Cancer Dan's Toothbrush company and Sagitarius Ken's Nose Hair trimmer
* Long John Silver's vinegar paper hair
640: Usain Bolt's Top 5 Piano Requests
* the ghost of Robin Leach's live show bootlegs
* Paul's new voice's birth poop
641: 7 Inches and Sleepy
* Pirate's Blue comforter
* Fashion Tommy's single sequen dress
642: New Nashville Tires
* Penny Stock Pete's stock tips
* Ladel Town, where prisoners make ladels
643: An Angular Toothy Blowhole
* Best is Aespestos in the Westes in a pie tin
644: Methboygan
* Part-time posts where you can temporarily rent a lamppost
* Your Fuckin' Mom's Fuckin' Corn shack
645: Hanky Williams Jr.
* Racist Hanky Whiskey
* Fire-retardant mouth gauze, which is a creature
646: Pebble Trampoline
* Uncle Ducky's Peckin' Farm, hands-free eating
* Charlieseats.com that soudns like he's barfing
647: Group Foot Juggling with Fresh Shaved Parm
* Jack's Irradiation Imporium
* SvenJuggle the Icelandic Juggling school. Interrupted by Speedy's Juggling school.
648: The Old Office Pocket Puss
* Bikini Carl
* Rosario Dawson's Creek
649: Soft Black Bag of Doom
* Pirate spokesperson that can't get the lines right
* STD Prevention by the same forgetful pirate.
650: Bears Have Terrible Timing
* Antonio's spaghetti that is too large/ World's best Baby Jars
651: New Voices of Porn
* Purr-niture store
* Fistful of sausage festival.
652: Neggo My Eggo
* Jeremy the chicken that makes everything into a Chicken Metaphor
653: "I'm Not A Bike Shop Guy"
* O'Diddles Child Toucher whiskeys
* Gullible Jim's pee pants
654: When Hips Don't Lie
* IHOP and their hiring of amputees featuring a one-legged Flapjack mascot
655: 90's Nostaglia Accordian Rollercoaster
* Brass-hating Dan
* Bate Shaq music venue and dick sucking emporium
656: The Masked Virginian
* Emergin' Coercion Splurgin' Christian Stergeon Surgeon.
* Jellied Cod for fucking
657: Kambute
* Teeny Tiny Teal Team 6
* Orchard Time farms where you can pick your own apples.
658: Energy E-fish-ent
* Babysitting Aliens
* Dr. Bikini Granny
659: A Bag of Dead Weasels
* A bag of dead weasels dipped in battery acid for President 2024. BODWDIBA2024 with his running mate Fleshless Blue Jay kicked out of the nest. BODWDIBAFBJKOTN.com
660: Mickey's Double Dip
* Tom Steyer and his daughter.
* Ku Klux Clue the KKK game show and home board game.
661: Feng Shui But For Bodies
* Tom Steyer that is no longer running for President and puttin gon the Steyer festival.
* a soup-filled violin private concert.
662: Back Up Djibouti
* Bubba's giant babies Bubbaventurs
* Cunt Tree combination of palm tree and vagina.
663: Judge Judy's Neck Doily
* Small Necks ties for small necks and Small Nuptuals.
* Sun swaddles for the modern baby
664: Slices of Chili
* Guiseppi Panetti Italian BBQ
* Tom Used Car Lot but the director starts having a baby in the middle of it
665: "She Hit Me With A Hanger"
* Penis Drippings
* Monkey Fist Panties to avoid camel toe
666: Sloth Slut
* dirty math for adults and kids
* How Many FIngers by Alfonzo Pickeltaint
667: Drive Thru Lap Dance
* towels not during grape season
* soda salad
668: Paul's Take On Emma
* Biblicious gum
* Lenscrafters
669: Toe Pube Berry
* Vlad's local babysitting
* Jerry's Hey Hole
670: Salad From My Victory Garden
* Birthday Bombs, an actual bomb for your birthday
671: The Final Recap. Happy 6th Anniverary!
* Frozen Strawberry Ass
* TruckVoyer.com
672: Church of L.J.S.
* Beset sink stain remover. Shiny, Drainy, Leave it out in the Rainy.
673: Snore Screaming
* Two-Toed Carl's Human Toe-fed Beef Delivery
* Another bed sore on the knee this time.
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