Cooking Shows Hung Like a Horse

Cooking Shows Hung Like a Horse is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If the Galloping Gourmet® slowed down to the next slowest gait, he'd be the what?
===Choices===
1. Strutting Gourmet
2. Trotting Gourmet
3. Cantering Gourmet
4. Walking Gourmet
===Choice Readings===
"The Strutting Gourmet, the Trotting Gourmet, the Cantering Gourmet, or the Walking Gourmet?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Strutting Gourmet? No, that's the name uses in his nightclub act." [horse whinnying, wolf whistling]
2. sound clip
3. "The Cantering Gourmet. A canter is between a gallop and a trot in speed."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
NATE: It's also what he'd be called if he sang at a temple.
??? [offmic]: Tekiah!
the Galloping Gourmet®: [whinnying]
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