The Chronicles of CupcakKe

= Chapter 1: The Creation of "AUGH" =
1:1 It was the year 69,
There was a pink explosion in the atmosphere, followed by a loud
beautiful witch which exclaimed "AUGH".
1:2 Thus was the day, or lord CupcakKe came into existence
1:3 "LET THERE BE SEXY PRODUCTS!" She yelled. Our skinny queen of
product land Ms. Jiafei appeared.
1:4 "LET THERE BE GAYS!"
Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande Appeared. Their sole purpose is to yassify
twinks and force them to purchase sexy products.
1:5 "LET THERE BE FLOPS!"
A Swarm of flops appeared and began circulating Twitter links.
1:6 This first day of creation because knows as Flopmas,
CupcakKe Felt that the world would be lonely when full of flops so she
sent 69 Saints to act as her representivies on Earth.
The most important entities include;
GAGIANA - Conjoined Goddesses, Formerly Known as Lady Gaga and
Ariana Grande to yassify and ensure that all flops are gay.
JIAFEI - Godess of Sexy Products to benefit the Encomy and stock
market.
TRISHA PAYTAS - The Last Racebender, legend has it that she changes
every 6-9 Business days. She is regarded as not racist as she eats
rice!
NICKI MINAJ - Goddess of Slay, Created to make sure every flop is slaying
and prepared to run over twinks.
LANA DEL REY - Godess of the Gas Station, Teaches flops to steal from
old men and sacrifice innocent children.
After creating Flopmas, CupcakKe felt she needed a break to change her
weave, This became know as Jiaday to Honor Jiafei who helped her.
Peop,e who fail to follow the teachings of CupcakKe will burn in Twitter
links for the rest of Yassternity.
Remember to pray to CupcakKe
= Chapter 2: Impending Conflict =
2.1 There was peace in the land of AUGH, Where all flops lived together
in Harmony. Until Trisha Paytas began collecting ethnicities like
Pokemon.
2.2 Many flops were outraged at the sight, However it remained a
relatively easy topic until Trisha converted into her last and most
powerfull form.. Sadboy2005
2.3 CupcakKe Felt Trisha was too powerful to be trusted as one of the 69
saints and thus banished her from the land of AUGH.
2.4 Trisha Resisted being banished as much as she could, However
CupcakKe was too powerful.
2.5 CupcakKe Called upon Jiafei, Goddess of Products to find the perfect
Product to restore Sadboy2005 Back to Trisha Paytas, The Last
Racebender.
2.6 While Jiafei went on the mission, CupcakKe felt outraged that such
disrespect could occur in the land of AUGH, So she created the 10
Flopandments which all Flops must live by.
1- Thou shall stan twice
2- Thou shall by Jiafei Products
3- Thou shall spread Twitter Links
4- Thou shall Yassify Twinks
5- Thou shan't be bigoted or misogynistic
6- Thou shall slay
7- Thou shan't do the cooking nor the cleaning
8- Thou shall roll with the LGBT
9- Thou shan't challenge the teachings of CupcakKe
10- Thou shall spread the Holy Chronicles of CupcakKe and Vote on this Bible x
2.7 Flops who fail to follow the commandments shall be unflopified, get
their Twitter Accounts suspended and suffer with the Perverse Family in
the haunted house for all of Flopternity where Azelia Banks will forever
inflict suffer on them.
Live Laugh CupcakKe!
= Chapter 3: The Afterlife =
3.1 CupcakKe felt that she needed a form of rewarding Flops for slaying
during their lives in the land of AUGH.
3.2 Those who slay shall enter AUGHTopia where the circulate Twitter
links and listen to Hyperpop playlists for the rest of enternity in joy. If they
yassify flops from the heavens well enough, they have a chance of
becoming one of the 69 Saints and Unlimited Supply of Jiafei Products.
3.3 Those who dont slay and live a filfthy life of Listening to Ed Sheeran
and Imagine Dragons shall be Unflopified and sent to the Deepest Pits of
The Earth (The Haunted House) Where they will:
-Get called Ashtrays by Azelia Banks
-Never Get allowed to go near Charli XCX's Gorgeous Music ever again
-Have to face Jake Gyllenhall Daily
-Only Exclusively Drink Dasani Water
-Feel the rage of Jiafei whenever CupcakKe Sends her Down to inspect
the Haunted House
-No Circulate more Twitter Links
-Recieve no more Jiafei Products
-Live a lifetime of Unskipable Double Youtube Ads.
-Have to listen to drake 24/7
-Have "L BOZO" "Ratio" humor for eternity
3.4 If the Unflopified Improve their Slaying Skills while in the Haunted
House, CupcakKe May Consider Sending them to Purgatiry
Another Day, Another Slay.
= Chapter 4: Mortal Sins =
Still copying