Annoying Orange: Cursed Onion Ring Tape/Transcript

Kevin Brueck: So the squirels looking at me and he says, Nuts! buddy you are Insane! You're Insane!
*Bobjenz, Teresha Barket, & Dan Henian laughs
Kevin Brueck: No, True story, true story. But um, that's , that's not why we're here tonight. You guys here about this video? It's uh, pretty scary stuff.
BobJenz: Is that the one where the guy sniffs Gorilla glue?
Teresha Barket: No it's he one where the girl kills all those eggs!
Dan Henian: No it's the one where the guy does taxes with his cat right?
Kevin Brueck: No! No, this is a different type of video ok? You watch this video, and then you get a phone call, from a guy, and there's a voice on the other end, and he tells you something, and then 7 days later, somethign bad happens to you.
Bobjenz, Teresha Barket, & Dan Henian: Woh!
Kevin Brueck: So...you guys wann watch it?
Dan Henian: Yeah!
Kevin Brueck shuts off the lights, puts on the tape, and then static comes flashing to a blurry picture of a onion ring. It then flashes to a butcher knife, then to a picture of Orange.
Orange Picture: *Sighs* I'm hungry! *Looks at picture of Onion Ring, then eats it* *Through full mouth* Hey it's seafood! *Laughs*
It then flashes to a pitbull barking, then to orange sitting in a field.
Orange: La la la la la la la la laaa *Fly flys into his mouth choking him*
Flashes to Kevin Bruecks disturbed face while he looks at an Orange tree with multiple Annoying Oranges laughing, and it then flashes to a onion ring which pops out eyes and a mouth scaring the other viewers. It thens flashes to a well where Orange seems to be trapped in and you hear him laugh. The video ends and Kevin turns the lights back on, and ejects the video.
Bobjenz: Well that sucked!
Kevin Brueck, Teresha Barket, & Dan Henian: *Laughs*
*Suddenly the phone rings, Kevin goes to pick it up.
Kevin Brueck: Hello?
Orange: *Laughs*
Kevin Brueck: Hello.
Orange: 7 Days. *Laughs*
Kevin Brueck: W-What happens in 7 Days?
Orange: You're an Onion Ring! *Laughs*
Dan Henian: Who was it? What they say?
Kevin Brueck: I think he just called me, an Onion Ring.
*7 DAYS LATER
Kevin Brueck: So the squirl says nuts! Buddy you are insane! *Catche his breath* God, I love that joke.
Dan Henain: Dude, seriously? You know what time it is right?
Kevin Brueck: OO! Time for another video.
Teresh Barket: It's been exactly, seven days.
Bobjenz: Exactly.
Teresha Barket: Don't you remeber the phone call?
Kevin Brueck: Oh yeah! I wouldn't worry about that.
Big Papi: *Big growl*
Teresha Barket: Oh my god!
Bobjenz: Guy's easy, it's just my dog, Big Papi.
Dan Henain: Uh, Bobby, why is your dog eating an onion?
Bobjenz: Because I'm out of Canteloupe! Is this guy serious?
Suddenly the lights goes out, Orange laughs, and the cursed tape turns on showing the well.
Teresha Barket: What was that?
Kevin Brueck: Ok guys, who's got the remote?
Orange come out of the well, and comes closer.
Orange: Hey! *Laughs*
Kevin Brueck: Oh my God.
Orange actually comes through the Tv screen
Orange: Guys don't mind if I drop in do you? *Laughs*
Everyone: *Screams*
*7 DAYS LATER
Orange: Hey! Hey Onion Rings! Hey! Hey Onion Rings! Hey! Onion Rings! Hey! Hey! Hey Onion Rings!
Everyone has been turned into a onion ring by Orange
Onion Rings: What!
Orange: Which one of you is the ringleader. *Laughs*
Onion Rings: *Sigh*
Bobjenz Onion Ring: Well this sucks.
Kevin Brueck Onion Ring: Hey Orange, Why don't you just stop saying stupid puns and chamge us back.
Orange: Because! I like having you around! *Laughs*
Onion Rings: *Sigh*
Orange: Hey! Hey Onion rings!
Onion Ring Kevin Brueck: What!
Orange: Pitbull.
Big Papi attacks Kevin Brueck Onion Ring Presumably eating him, ending the story.