Canada's Alcoholic Action Plan Act

Bill C-24, Canada's Alcoholic Action Plan Act, more commonly known as the Alcohol Action Plan, was the CASE government's flagship omnibus budget legislation. It comprised virtually all key promises of the CASE electoral platform, although the greatest ambition of the bill to build and implement the Keystone Light Pipeline.
Additionally, the bill contained the following provisions:
* All beverages with 3.9% or less alcohol by volume are to be declared soft drinks
* A Microbrewery for Every Riding
* An end to child unemployment
* Build the monument to the victims of prohibition
* Keystone Light on tap, nationwide
* Ban barbaric alcoholic practices (consuming an alcoholic beverage with one's own dominant hand)
** Mandatory minimum sentence of finishing the aforementioned beverage, without pause
* Regional development funding for beer accessibility
* Royal commission to study the effects of long-term alcohol consumption
** Results of said study to be broadcast in 30-minute segments on TLC
** The study is to be led by Robert Bruce Ford
* Wide-ranging Senate and democratic reform
** Senate nominations to be included at random under bottlecaps
** Grand prize includes nomination as Governor General
* Canada Post to be replaced by pneumatic tubes
* National tube transport system
The full text of the Alcoholic Action Plan can be found here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!AkSS0JfrzmhGiPFDuxWliQvdThAL6g