Grand Library

The Grand Library is a building in the town of Mez from Floors of Serventent.
== History ==
The Grand Library was the first of Mez's landmarks the party went to in their preparations to join the Adventurer's Guild. Once they were inside, Kander asked the receptionist for a cookie, to which he was granted one, and Gruckles asked for books on how to make bombs, which he studied to perfection. The only party member notably absent from the library was Copper, as no horses were allowed inside. Turkeytail searched the library for gardening books for his daughter Amanita, to which he found some. Gruckles proceeded to go back up to the clerk, and asked for books on both marijuana and methamphetamines. Somehow, the library had books on meth, but not on marijuana. Kander read a book that tells of the Chainsaw Devil, and Gruckles threw the meth book out the window thanks to not understanding its contents. Kander moved over to where Turkeytail was to help him look for cookbooks, meanwhile Gruckles searched desperately for hentai magazines. Ozzie joined Kander and Turkeytail in the search for cookbooks and taught Turkeytail the cuisine of his people, lasagna. Gruckles finally read the hentai magazine, but unfortunately gained negative rizz from doing so. Turkeytail checked out the gardening book and the dessert cookbook, before Gruckles stealthily stole the hentai magazine. Gruckles proceeded to hit the nae nae on the clerk, while E.D hit the floss next to him. E.D then went to search for a book on the tower they are looking for, but the book he found didn’t tell him anything. Gruckles then asked for the Anarchist’s Cookbook, to which the receptionist did not have a clue as to what he was talking about. The receptionist accidentally misgendered Gruckles, and Gruckles spilled his booze on the receptionist and called him a homophobic slur before getting the group (or perhaps just him) banned from the library.
== Known Denizens ==
* The clerk
== Trivia ==
* The antics in the Grand Library mark the first time the party had gone to a library (or even read a book) since Travescot.
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