Now After Every American Secret Is On The Internet

== The Exchange of Sex For Military Service ==
== Is YouTube The Only Video Hosting Platform ==
If You Don't Wanna Go To Federal Prison For Hacking Then Yes Because Many Websites Don't Even Offer A Means To Upload Files And Unless Your Website Is Completely Open Source For All End Users Then You Don't Even Got End User Status Your Probably In Some Public Order Crime Category 
== The LSPD Employs Privateers From The A.P.D.P. ==
Don't Mistake The LSPD "street cops" For The A.P.D.P. Which Is Not Based On Terra Nova [Earth] These Cops Are Heavily Armed And As Such The LSPD Specifically Hires Privateers From The A.P.D.P. Which Stands For Avox Privateers And Defense Programs Avox Privateers Utilize Energy Weapons And Terrorist Tactics On The Battlefield The A.P.D.P. Does Not Conduct Background Checks On Their Privateers And They Typically Recruit From The Lower Social Classes 
There Was A Time When America Was A World Leader However When You Can't Even Counter Enemy Propaganda Without Committing A Public Order Offense It's Time For Change of The Syrian Kind 
== The LSPD Is Not Concerned With The Majority of Summer Island's Population ==
Several Holes Were Shot Into The Runway At The LS International Airport To Prevent Any Fixed Wing Aircraft From Landing At That Airport SyrianGirlPartisan Is Expected To Arrive In A Drake Interplanetary Cutlass The LSPD Has Been Waiting For Quite Some Time Steps Are Constantly Being Taken To Guard Against Enemy Invasion Sleeper Agents Are Being Intercepted All Over The Island As SyrianGirlPartisan Is The Recognized Authority On Summer Island The Days of Democracy Have Long Since Ended Following The September 11 Attacks Back In 2001 
There Was Only Three Sleeper Agents But These Three Scum Bags Were Not Very Easy To Find 
Finally We Found Rowan Again 
Apparently Rowan Is Doing Alright For Herself However She Had An Affair With Her Mechanic And That Costed Both of Them Their American Citizenship Rowan And Wrench Go Way Back Wrench Was Brought To The Summer Island When He Was Only A Child Following The September 11 Attacks Which Collapsed His Homeland's Economy Wrench Has Been With Rowan Ever Since The Two of Them Were Only 9 Years Old At The Time Only A Day Apart 
Most of What We Encountered Resembled World War II Era Fighting Vehicles We Have The Same Technology Built Differently We Just Don't Have Any Aircraft As Much of The A.P.D.P. Is Comprised of Stargate Teams Headquartered Beneath Mount Chiliad 
== Escort Prostitution Is Legal On Summer Island Because It's Run By The Government More Specifically The National Guard ==
Escort Prostitution Requires That One Register Their Motor Vehicle As Such To Avoid Being Confused For Enemy Recruiters As The Military Also Utilizes Escort Prostitution For Recruitment Purposes Through Their Centralized Computer Network Rowan And Wrench Are Both Male And Female Prostitutes Both of Which Also Are A.P.D.P. Recruiters However Much of Their Income Comes From Automotive Testing At The Vinewood Racetrack Rowan And Wrench Live In East Los Santos In A Cheap Low End Garage Popular Street, Unit 124 Rowan Parks A Rebel Pick Up Truck In This Garage A Bunker Is Built Beneath Each Unit In These Garages For Shelter As These Garages Are The Lowest End Property You Can Buy On Summer Island The Majority of Summer Island's Residents Live In These Bunkers Built Beneath These Garages Prostitution On Summer Island Is Heavily Taxed For This Reason And The Tax Money Funds The Development of The National Guard The Exchange of Money For Sex Is Illegal However Military Recruiters Can Use Sex For Recruitment Purposes These Types of Policies Have Allowed Only One Government Owned Sex Industry To Exist Lawfully The Vanilla Unicorn Is A Recruiting Center For Summer Island's National Guard Excessive Anti Terrorism Legislation Has Led To Men Becoming Increasingly Vulnerable On Summer Island On This Island Sex Worker Means Government More Specifically The Department of Recruitment Affairs Many Sex Worker Activists On Summer Island Protest The Heavy Taxes Imposed On This Department Reducing Their Income And Is The Only Other Department of Government Second To The Department of Defense Contractors Both of Which Known By Their Websites PsychicShoutOut And Warstock Cach And Carrie Named Literally After Carrie White A Young Woman That Died In The United States Duo To An Unknown Government Project Rowan And Wrench Followed In Their Mentors Footsteps And Inherited The Sex Industry With Rowan Being Appointed By Protector Arshia Kishk As Summer Island's Defense Contractor With Wrench Being The Lead Mechanic At Fort Zancudo
== Occupation of Fort Zancudo ==
This Is Not The First Time The Fort Was Occupied By American Infidels However It Was The Last Time As Americans Lost Their Political Sovereignty Due To Their National Debt Summer Island's National Guard Defends Only Autonomy Summer Island Is A Lesbian Republic That Is All Lobbying Groups Elect Lesbian Presidents On Summer Island Arshia Kishk Is A Self-Proclaimed Lesbian And As Such Became Summer Island's President In 2001
== As of 2018 The A.P.D.P. Is An Active Combat Against The ATF ==
centre|thumb|480x480px|An Unknown Terrorist Group Destroyed A Space Station Orbiting Mars And Ignited An Old Conflict Between The A.P.D.P. And The A.T.F. 
It Is Unknown If This Battle Will Also Reach Earth If So The Weapons Involved Will Exceed The American Arsenal If So This Can Be Utilized To Our Advantage As The Americans Are Overwhelmed On The Initial Invasion We Don't Build Our Armies In Space From Argon Prime To Earth We Have No Star Destroyers And No Space Fleet Only Stargate Teams That Specialize In Subterranean Warfare So Whoever Has The Space Fleet Your The Next Infidel Nation