Rockhopper's Stories

Rockhopper is a pirate who tells tales from being at sea. Some of them people write down and anyone can read them. Take a look at a few stories people wrote down that he said.
== Stories ==
=== Frostbite Pirate! ===
I was in me Migrator with me puffle Yarr,
When suddenly, it got deathly cold, and very dark!
I was the scardest pirate EVER
I be looking outside to see why it got so cold
And standing before me was none other than a FROSTBITE PIRATE
I ran outside the house, grabbed me car keys
And got into me Pirate Prius
I drove as far and fast as I could
But the Frostbite Pirate had a Harley motorcycle
So he be chasing me around the island
Suddenly, I had a great idea!
I drove me motorcycle into the highest point on me island
LAVA PEAKS
It be really, really, really hot there
Yarr be getting sweaty
But I stayed in the heat!
The Frostbite Pirate kept chasing me
BUT when he got to close to the lava
The pirate began to melt!
I gathered him up into a wee little jar
And took him back to me home
And put him in me freezer
And now he reminds me when I be running low on ice cream.