Fat Guy In A Little Coat (Acoustic)

"Fat Guy In A Little coat (Acoustic)" is the ninth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It's the first acoustic song the band released. It was released on December 12th, 2020.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Verse 1]
I'm either drunk high or about to die
I'm thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
I'm getting desperate, how did I end up in this mess
I'm always making bad decisions
I'm like a carnivore
I'm eating all of the herbivores
You're like a snail
Without it's trail, a party without a hat, ooh
[Chorus]
I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you
What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?
I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon
[Verse 2]
Everything sucks, everything can get fucked
I hate the ground, I hate the sky, I hate the dirt inside my eye
Cause everything is super fucking lame
And everyone is always super fucking gay
Not that that's a problem I'm all for equality
I even signed up to support that campaign heforshe
We all get bullied left right and centre
Because everyone sucks and I hate them
Drunk high or about to die
I'm thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
I'm getting desperate, how did I end up in this mess
I'm always making bad decisions
[Chorus]
I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you
What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?
I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon
[Outro]
I hope you die very soon
I'm either drunk, high or about to die