Give Em' Something To Die About

Computer geek shuts down, train sledder can't stomach defeat, aircraft worker hits the fan, farmer gets ani-mauled, car jacker gets jacked, wannabe marine makes the cut, tech mogul drives himself crazy.
AIRED ON: JANUARY 18, 2015 
Death #	Name 	Date 	Location 	Description
924 	GOODBYE WORLD 	March 2, 2009 	Saitama, Japan 	A viciously bullied Japanese honors student named Fuuka came up with a plan to get revenge on her bullies. She went into a control room that monitored surveillance cameras, and put her computer science skills to use by manipulating one of the cameras (the one that was pointed at where the bullies usually hang out). She modified the camera's controls by creating a program that would cause the camera to shoot bullets out of one of its lens. Additionally, she made a block of code that would make it so they were aimed at people with red hair, because her main bully, Niko, had red hair. She placed six 9 mm bullets, which she took from her Dad, who was an former police officer, into the camera. After weeks of working on the program, she was done, and waited for the bullies to show up in front of the camera. When they finally showed up, the program didn't execute. Perplexed, Fuuka confronted the bullies. She soon realized that Niko was absent that day. Maki, one of the bullies, played a mean prank on Fuuka by pouring a bucket of ketchup all over her. The bullies all laughed, ganging up on Fuuka, teasing and humiliating her. Little did they know, she had a backup plan in the form of a hidden handgun. Just as she was about to pull it out, the camera identified Fuuka as someone having red hair, due to the ketchup on her head, and dispensed the bullets, which penetrated her skull and blew her brains out.
855 	UNITED FLATLINES 	October 4, 1996 	Lewes, Delaware 	Justin was a spoiled, stuck-up, unlikable son of an aircraft engineer. He bossed around his Dad's workers whenever the latter called off sick. One day, Justin was berating one of the workers, who was working on collecting data from one of the airplane's jet engines, because he didn't like how the measurements were made. Justin stormed into his Dad's office, and almost fell on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out. He was relieved he barely missed it, but was subsequently sucked into the jet engine; its fans severed his limbs, torso, and head, and he died instantaneously. How did this happen? Despite being told not to do so, Justin bought his pet cat, Cheetah, to work. While Justin was berating the worker, Cheetah climbed on one of the control panels in his Dad's office, and inadvertently pulled the lever that activated the jet engine.
511 	TRAIN OF TAUT 	July 14, 2005 	Boca Raton, Florida 	A schizophrenic, homeless man named Trent decided to play a game with his homeless buddies. They tied chunks of wood, trash bins, and other flat materials to the rear-end of a train using long ropes. The goal was to ride behind the train as it was accelerating, and whoever stays on the longest wins. It was what they called "train sledding." They got word that the train they were going to ride behind will begin moving at 6:00 PM. It was 5:59 PM, and all of the hobos were ready. 3...2...1...GO! One by one, the hobos rolled off of their sleds as the accelerating train began picking up speed. Trent won, but it was a Pyrrhic victory. He couldn't let go of the rope that he was holding on to for dear life, because it was tangled around his hands. His legs then got caught in a pile of rubble, and Trent was split in half.
137 	RANCH UNDRESSING 	February 10, 1898	Fallston, Maryland 	Arnie was an old coot who liked to steal animals from unsuspecting ranchers. One night, he snuck into a ranch and spotted a horse named Cooper. he tried luring it with food, but to no avail. Cooper suddenly became frightened. Afraid that the rancher might be alerted, Arnie neutralized it with a captive bolt pistol, but it was too late. The rancher came outside, shooting at Arnie with a shotgun. Thinking that Arnie was shot, the rancher went back inside. Arnie made his move, and carried Cooper to his shack. Suddenly, a pack of coyotes appeared. They were attracted by the scent of Cooper's blood, and proceeded to maul Arnie to death.
383 	EDM: ELECTROCUTED DEAD MORON	August 31, 2011 	Denver, Colorado 	Alexis was a hood rat who mugged and carjacked people. One day, she snuck into the open trunk of a DJ's van, hoping to drive it back to her ghetto pad. She shut the trunk doors to avoid detection, and began searching for paperclips and barbed wires as substitutes for keys to start the van. She found some, but when she tried to get out, it was locked. The DJ, Harry, was running late that day for a music gig, so when he got in the van, he sped off, blasting EDM music on his radio. Alexis was being thrown around in the trunk as Harry swerved left and right, going 50 in a 30. She stumbled over electrical equipment, and landed her head on an amplifier. One of its studs impaled, fried, and exploded her brain as it violently vibrated and produced shock waves as a result of the loud EDM music.
214 	SHRAP-NULLIFIED 	June 25, 2001 	Searcy, Arkansas 	Cortez and his JROTC friends were drunkenly messing around in a desert. The U.S. was in the process of invading Afghanistan around that time, so there were many military helicopters soaring through the sky. Cortez was dared to shoot an AK-47 at a helicopter. Too drunk to think rationally, he did just that. He shot at what he thought was an Afghanistan helicopter, and caused the pilot to lose control and crash into a nearby cliff. Shrapnel from the helicopter came hurling down from the air. One piece of shrapnel severed Cortez from the top down. It was a frontal cut, and Cortez's front half of his body fell from the rest, much to the horror of his buddies.
600 	UBERMUSH 	December 9, 2009 	Bakersfield, California	An entrepreneur named Kit and his fiance Krystal were invited to a get together by Kit's former Mechanical Engineering classmates from college. All throughout the party, Kit was acting like a total dweeb, even more so than usual. He kept bragging about how he made a self-driving car. Nobody believed him, until it showed up in front of everyone seemingly out of nowhere. Earlier that day, Kit programmed the car to drive itself to the house where the party was being held. Krystal was mad at Kit, because he promised he wouldn't show it to them. Despite Krystal's complaints, Kit showed it off to everyone, showing its main controls. One of them is voice command. Kit explained how this feature could be used via a recording app that is linked to the car's audio controls. He explained how by saying keywords such as "forward" or "accelerate," the car will do those things. Unaware that the record button was on when he explained those concepts to his colleagues, the car went forward when Kit said "forward." Being the only one in the way of the car, kit was subsequently run over. His rib cage broke and impaled his vital organs, he suffered massive blood loss, and his head was crushed.
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