Old Man Jenkins

== General Info ==
Old Man Jenkins is an older looking man who often wanders around the earth. He was initially the Christian God, but was cast to earth by his creator. Now, he spends his days attempting to convince Christians that he is their God, and ignoring his thousands of children. He often appears places without warning, but it is very likely he simply walks there. It is unknown what abilities he still possesses, as well as the state of his mortality.
== Background ==
Old Man Jenkins was created before the dawn of time by True God, along with the other Gods of the world religions. With combined efforts, they created the earth through True God's instructions. Old Man Jenkins created the Angels soon after to carry out his will and manage Heaven on his behalf. All angels who were not at one point humans or human souls were created at once, and as such they are all siblings. Old Man Jenkins was a very stern and strict man, often threatening his children with banishment to earth if they act against him. One prime example is Lucifer, who was cast down straight into hell for defying his father. He then became the ruler of Hell, becoming Satan. Another example is Domstiel, who was initially sent to earth for failing his heavenly duties. He was then stripped of his ranks and banished to earth for having sex with several notable male biblical figures, as well as being trans.
== Banishment ==
True god had been stripping Old Man Jenkins of more and more power over time due to his cruel nature, but this eventually reached a boiling point. Likely around the 1800s to 1900s, Old Man Jenkins was completely stripped of his own ranks and cast to earth, ironically just as Domstiel had been. Instead of continuing his duties somewhat like his son did, Jenkins simply roamed the earth purposeless, which he continues to this day.
== Appearance ==
In Heaven, Old Man Jenkins had been an old man with a long beard and heavenly robes. Now, however, he is clean shaven and wears large round glasses and a suit.
== Fun Facts ==
* Old Man Jenkins is now bald because Trog ran his face over with a lawnmower, shaving him clean and keeping him from ever growing his beard again.
**This is in reference to a spongebob episode, wherein Spongebob and Patrick are playing with a lawnmower and accidentally run over the grave of The Flying Dutchman. He happens to be poking his head out, and thus this shaves his beard. The rest of the episode is spent attempting to make himself look presentable for his coming date.
*Old Man Jenkins is likely the one who cursed Napoleon to be smited with lighting for having a gay thought. It is unknown why this continues when Jenkins has been cast from Heaven.
*Old Man Jenkins has a foot fetish
* Old Man Jenkins' name is a reference to the spongebob character, who has a similar appearance.
* Old Man Jenkins frequently asks Christians for money, and has likely ironically been cast from Churches several times for this.
* Initially, there was a specific image for Old Man Jenkins, which was a black and white portrait of a Pastor with round glasses on, and he was facing directly at the camera with a slight smile. This image has since been lost, thus it is not being used on this page as of current.
* He/Him
Category:Background Characters
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