The Pat the Dog Show

==Synopsis==
On this spin off of the (not so) hit, The Incidental 73 Show, Pat the Dog hosts an actual late night show where wackiness ensues as soon as the show starts.
==Characters==
* Pat the Dog - voiced by a random user who still thinks we're dating; he is the host of the show, that's about it.
* Incidental 73 (sometimes refered to as Paco) - voiced by , he's Pat the Dog's owner.
* Incidental 73KID (sometimes refered to as Paquito) - voiced by , he's Incidental 73's son, and Pat the Dog's co owner, he is the one that does all the producing of this funny show.
* Not SpongeBob - voiced by , he is a character that only appears sometimes.
* SpongeTom - voiced by everyone, he appears as random cameos in the background.
* Mr. Krabs - voiced by , he exists.
* Wierd Purple Fish - voiced by , she is the camerawoman.
* Pat the Cat - voiced by , he hosts Pat the Dog's rival show and never actually appears in the show, only in the behind the scenes.
==Theme Song==
As of Live-Action Fingers, the theme song changed to be a completely "original" composition. (credits to , and other silly people for contributing to this epic theme song)
===Lyrics===
Let's all sing the pat the dog song!
pat the dog
Pat the Dog!
he eats rice
and
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If he's underwater
Does he get wet?
(he fucking dies)
Pat the Dog!
pat the dog
Pat the Dog!
Pat the Dog?
Pat the Dog!
he turns into a
mug
(now he's pat the mug)
(funniest shit i've ever seen)
(meg)
And does drugs
Pat the Mug
Pat the Mug
Pat the Dog
Pat the Dog
Does whatever a Patdog can
Pat the Dog
Pat the Dog
He will piss on your arms
Pat the Drug Addict
Pat the Drug? NO! Pat the Mug!
Pat the Mug
(the Squidward coffee pot in Plane to Sea should become an actual coffee pot)
(Yeah!)
Squidward the Coffee Pot
Coffee pot!
turns you into a coffee pot
Coffee pot!
Coffee lot? Coffee pot!
(Fin)
==Episodes==
===Season 1===
The first season started in July 1st, 2037 and consists of 10 half hours.
# 	Episode 	Writer(s) 	Aired 	Viewers
Plot 	Plot 	Plot 	Plot 	Plot
1 	Pilotwing 	Krusty Suprem 	July 1st, 2037 	0.001
Pat the Dog wants to make the perfect show, but it goes horribly. 	Pat the Dog wants to make the perfect show, but it goes horribly. 	Pat the Dog wants to make the perfect show, but it goes horribly. 	Pat the Dog wants to make the perfect show, but it goes horribly. 	Pat the Dog wants to make the perfect show, but it goes horribly.
2a 	Cancelled! 	Krusty Suprem 	July 2nd, 2037 	0.362789
The show is in risk of cancellation, so Pat the Dog has to save it. 	The show is in risk of cancellation, so Pat the Dog has to save it. 	The show is in risk of cancellation, so Pat the Dog has to save it. 	The show is in risk of cancellation, so Pat the Dog has to save it. 	The show is in risk of cancellation, so Pat the Dog has to save it.
2b 	The Dog Ate My Hard Work 	Suprem Krusty 	July 4th, 2037 	27
Pat the Dog accidentally eats a tape of what the pre-release critics called "a perfect performance", so he has to recreate that show again.	Pat the Dog accidentally eats a tape of what the pre-release critics called "a perfect performance", so he has to recreate that show again.	Pat the Dog accidentally eats a tape of what the pre-release critics called "a perfect performance", so he has to recreate that show again.	Pat the Dog accidentally eats a tape of what the pre-release critics called "a perfect performance", so he has to recreate that show again.	Pat the Dog accidentally eats a tape of what the pre-release critics called "a perfect performance", so he has to recreate that show again.
3a 	Fakeout Funeral Again! 	Krust 	June 10, 2420 	q squared
Pat the Dog makes an episode about Incidental 73's "death". 	Pat the Dog makes an episode about Incidental 73's "death". 	Pat the Dog makes an episode about Incidental 73's "death". 	Pat the Dog makes an episode about Incidental 73's "death". 	Pat the Dog makes an episode about Incidental 73's "death".
3b 	Lockdown for Lol 	Krustu Suprwm 	Never 	q
Pat the Dog is on a creative block and decides to lock himself on his room until he can write a funny joke. 	Pat the Dog is on a creative block and decides to lock himself on his room until he can write a funny joke. 	Pat the Dog is on a creative block and decides to lock himself on his room until he can write a funny joke. 	Pat the Dog is on a creative block and decides to lock himself on his room until he can write a funny joke. 	Pat the Dog is on a creative block and decides to lock himself on his room until he can write a funny joke.
4-5 	Pat the Dog Pandemic Special 	Minnesotaman2007! 	Comedy 	q cubed
Everyone in the show suffers a lack of waffles because good ol' fashioned values. 	Everyone in the show suffers a lack of waffles because good ol' fashioned values. 	Everyone in the show suffers a lack of waffles because good ol' fashioned values. 	Everyone in the show suffers a lack of waffles because good ol' fashioned values. 	Everyone in the show suffers a lack of waffles because good ol' fashioned values.
6a 	Pat the Dog Mukbang Challenge! 	a deviantart user I paid to write this one 	July 3rd, 2037 	idk
Pat the Dog chokes on food and goes to the hospital, where his crew try to continue the show normally. 	Pat the Dog chokes on food and goes to the hospital, where his crew try to continue the show normally. 	Pat the Dog chokes on food and goes to the hospital, where his crew try to continue the show normally. 	Pat the Dog chokes on food and goes to the hospital, where his crew try to continue the show normally. 	Pat the Dog chokes on food and goes to the hospital, where his crew try to continue the show normally.
6b 	El Show de Pat el Perro 	a dubbing company 	July 5th, 2037 	
Pat the Dog tries to appeal to international audiences. 	Pat the Dog tries to appeal to international audiences. 	Pat the Dog tries to appeal to international audiences. 	Pat the Dog tries to appeal to international audiences. 	Pat the Dog tries to appeal to international audiences.
7 	Pat the Dog Funny Moments 	Krusty Suprem Unfunny Moments 	September 7th, 2037 	your mo
A lazy clip show recopilating Pat the Dog's funniest moments!
NOTES: This episode premiered in the Funny Moments Marathon on OdiousKrabb XD. Despite being halfway through the season, this clip show has a few clips from episodes later in the season as well.	A lazy clip show recopilating Pat the Dog's funniest moments!
NOTES: This episode premiered in the Funny Moments Marathon on OdiousKrabb XD. Despite being halfway through the season, this clip show has a few clips from episodes later in the season as well.	A lazy clip show recopilating Pat the Dog's funniest moments!
NOTES: This episode premiered in the Funny Moments Marathon on OdiousKrabb XD. Despite being halfway through the season, this clip show has a few clips from episodes later in the season as well.	A lazy clip show recopilating Pat the Dog's funniest moments!
NOTES: This episode premiered in the Funny Moments Marathon on OdiousKrabb XD. Despite being halfway through the season, this clip show has a few clips from episodes later in the season as well.	A lazy clip show recopilating Pat the Dog's funniest moments!
NOTES: This episode premiered in the Funny Moments Marathon on OdiousKrabb XD. Despite being halfway through the season, this clip show has a few clips from episodes later in the season as well.
8a 	The Curse of the Dog 	Sup 	October 3rd, 2037 	68.9999999999999999
Everyone starts having bad luck mid-show, so Pat the Dog must find out why. 	Everyone starts having bad luck mid-show, so Pat the Dog must find out why. 	Everyone starts having bad luck mid-show, so Pat the Dog must find out why. 	Everyone starts having bad luck mid-show, so Pat the Dog must find out why. 	Everyone starts having bad luck mid-show, so Pat the Dog must find out why.
8b 	Inter-Review 	I need better ideas. 	October 3rd, 2037 	68.9999999999999999
Pat the Dog sets off to interview everyone in the complex, however, it seems to be a harder job than expected. 	Pat the Dog sets off to interview everyone in the complex, however, it seems to be a harder job than expected. 	Pat the Dog sets off to interview everyone in the complex, however, it seems to be a harder job than expected. 	Pat the Dog sets off to interview everyone in the complex, however, it seems to be a harder job than expected. 	Pat the Dog sets off to interview everyone in the complex, however, it seems to be a harder job than expected.
9a 	Bloody Help 	Seriously, my ideas are terrible. 	October 3rd, 2037 	1.26
Pat the Dog finds out that violence would raise the show's ratings, so he tries to force violence into his show. 	Pat the Dog finds out that violence would raise the show's ratings, so he tries to force violence into his show. 	Pat the Dog finds out that violence would raise the show's ratings, so he tries to force violence into his show. 	Pat the Dog finds out that violence would raise the show's ratings, so he tries to force violence into his show. 	Pat the Dog finds out that violence would raise the show's ratings, so he tries to force violence into his show.
9b 	The Pat the Dog Season Finale Extravaganza! 	Kristi Siprim 	October 10th, 2037 	1.38
As the first season of Pat's show is ending, he tries to make a noteworthy finale. 	As the first season of Pat's show is ending, he tries to make a noteworthy finale. 	As the first season of Pat's show is ending, he tries to make a noteworthy finale. 	As the first season of Pat's show is ending, he tries to make a noteworthy finale. 	As the first season of Pat's show is ending, he tries to make a noteworthy finale.
10 	The Pat the Cat Show 	Krusty Suprem 	October 10th, 2037 (OdiousKrabb+), October 17th, 2037 (OdiousKrabb XD) 	4.19
Pat the Cat succesfully takes over so he tries to get it back. 	Pat the Cat succesfully takes over so he tries to get it back. 	Pat the Cat succesfully takes over so he tries to get it back. 	Pat the Cat succesfully takes over so he tries to get it back. 	Pat the Cat succesfully takes over so he tries to get it back.
==Season 2==
# 	Episode 	Writer(s) 	Aired 	Viewers
Plot 	Plot 	Plot 	Plot 	Plot
11a 	It's Tomorrow or Never 	take a guess 	April 25th, 2038 	31
Pat's show is renewed for another season, but he doesn't want to continue doing his show. 	Pat's show is renewed for another season, but he doesn't want to continue doing his show. 	Pat's show is renewed for another season, but he doesn't want to continue doing his show. 	Pat's show is renewed for another season, but he doesn't want to continue doing his show. 	Pat's show is renewed for another season, but he doesn't want to continue doing his show.
11b 	Interesting Title Goes Here 	nobody 	April 26th, 2038 	2,982
The writers run out of ideas again. 	The writers run out of ideas again. 	The writers run out of ideas again. 	The writers run out of ideas again. 	The writers run out of ideas again.
12a 	The Fast Grandmother 	krusty suprem 	April 27th, 2038 	:SOMETIMES:
Pat the Dog interviews what seems to be the fastest entity in the world. 	Pat the Dog interviews what seems to be the fastest entity in the world. 	Pat the Dog interviews what seems to be the fastest entity in the world. 	Pat the Dog interviews what seems to be the fastest entity in the world. 	Pat the Dog interviews what seems to be the fastest entity in the world.
12b 	Deep Budget Cuts 	soup 	April 28th, 2038 	:CONDTIONALLY:
The budget of the show has noticibly decreased and everyone has to get used to it. 	The budget of the show has noticibly decreased and everyone has to get used to it. 	The budget of the show has noticibly decreased and everyone has to get used to it. 	The budget of the show has noticibly decreased and everyone has to get used to it. 	The budget of the show has noticibly decreased and everyone has to get used to it.
13 	From the Void, to Your Home 	krusty soup 	April 29th, 2038 	42
Pat the Dog tries to make a show after the fabric of reality colapsed. 	Pat the Dog tries to make a show after the fabric of reality colapsed. 	Pat the Dog tries to make a show after the fabric of reality colapsed. 	Pat the Dog tries to make a show after the fabric of reality colapsed. 	Pat the Dog tries to make a show after the fabric of reality colapsed.
14a 	Live-Action Fingers 	soup 	May 3rd, 2038 	who cares
Pat the Dog is cursed with the "live action fingers" and he has to find a way to get his fingers back to normal 	Pat the Dog is cursed with the "live action fingers" and he has to find a way to get his fingers back to normal 	Pat the Dog is cursed with the "live action fingers" and he has to find a way to get his fingers back to normal 	Pat the Dog is cursed with the "live action fingers" and he has to find a way to get his fingers back to normal 	Pat the Dog is cursed with the "live action fingers" and he has to find a way to get his fingers back to normal
14b 	Coffee Pot! 	 	May 4th, 2038 	die
Pat the Dog interviews the world famous Squidward Coffee Pot™. 	Pat the Dog interviews the world famous Squidward Coffee Pot™. 	Pat the Dog interviews the world famous Squidward Coffee Pot™. 	Pat the Dog interviews the world famous Squidward Coffee Pot™. 	Pat the Dog interviews the world famous Squidward Coffee Pot™.
15a 	Last Pat Standing 	e 	May 5th, 2038 	die
Pat is summoned into a great fight with other people named Pat, so he has to prove he's the best Pat out there. 	Pat is summoned into a great fight with other people named Pat, so he has to prove he's the best Pat out there. 	Pat is summoned into a great fight with other people named Pat, so he has to prove he's the best Pat out there. 	Pat is summoned into a great fight with other people named Pat, so he has to prove he's the best Pat out there. 	Pat is summoned into a great fight with other people named Pat, so he has to prove he's the best Pat out there.
15b 	CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS 	ee 	May 6th, 2038 	die again
Pat the Cat gains the appeal of the audience by doing generic cat stuff, so Pat the Dog has to gain that audience back.	Pat the Cat gains the appeal of the audience by doing generic cat stuff, so Pat the Dog has to gain that audience back.	Pat the Cat gains the appeal of the audience by doing generic cat stuff, so Pat the Dog has to gain that audience back.	Pat the Cat gains the appeal of the audience by doing generic cat stuff, so Pat the Dog has to gain that audience back.	Pat the Cat gains the appeal of the audience by doing generic cat stuff, so Pat the Dog has to gain that audience back.
Category:Spin-Offs