Dirt

A Red River Valley parody in #A7 and #G.
==Lyrics==
* Oh, your shoes and your socks are all muddy.
* ‘Cause you hopped and went plop in the slop.
* So before you go inside, my buddy,
* Wipe your feet or get stopped with a mop!
* And you might ask Mom to beg your pardon.
* From the smell you can tell she's surprised.
* 'Cause the tug-of-war was in her garden, 
* Which you didn't know was fertilized!
* There's a truckload of soil in the bathroom
* From the dirt on the shirt you heave-ho'd.
* What a mess! Better go grab the vacuum!
* Or come spring, right there flowers might grow!
* Oh, it's fun to get messy and mucky.
* You'll find grime all the time when you roam.
* When you slide into third, you'll get yucky.
* So please clean up before you head home!
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