America's Greatest Mistake

== Never Leave Your National Borders Undefended ==
Most Nations Who Attack Us By Surprise Believe That We Also Were Defeated Until They Come Around For A Second Attack Wherein Heavy Defenses And Excessive Spawn Camping Leads To A Massive Collapse In The Attacker's Ranks As They Try To Overcome These Defenses We've Toppled Entire Landing Parties At The Del Perro Beach As They Are Never Expecting A Massive Counter-Offensive At The Beach Ramming Them Up Their Own Aircraft Carrier And Into Their Bridge To Assassinate Their Captain And Hijack Their Aircraft Carrier 
== And It All Comes Tumbling Down Back Towards Your National Borders ==
When SATO/NATO Arrived At The Del Perro Beach Merryweather Deployed A Rhino Tank Platoon To Slam That Landing Party Right Back Into Their Own Cargo Bay And Clear The Invading Aircraft Carrier Deck By Deck And Return That Aircraft Carrier To The Sender And When Scott Mitchel Noticed There's A Red Thingy Moving Towards The Green Thingy Scott Knew Time Was Gonna Be The Antagonist Because The Green Thingy Was District 13 To Be Destroyed By The Red Thingy 
== Did You Know The Avox Are Having Sex Orgies In The Ruins of The Capitol Building ==
District 13 Encompasses The Entire Capitol Wasteland And Is Where You Become The Next Avox To Be Sexually Objectified The Avox Have Been Doing This For Generations American Republics Rise And Fall All The Time On This Continent Each One Leaving Behind A Remnant of It's Own Each Landmark In The Ruins District 13 Has A Unique Way of Sexually Objectifying New Avox 
== Sex As A Silent Language ==
== Avox Listen With Their Body ==
All Avox Were Genetically Engineered To Possess The Sexual Masochism Disorder However Due To A Lack of Sexual Sadists To Take Advantage of This The Avox Have Developed An Unusual Silent Language Expressed Through Motion Avox Are Extremely Receptive To Sexual Contact Both Avox Males And Females Possess That Same Disorder This Has Led The Avox To Develop A Language Expressed Through Proxemics And Nonverbal Communication This Is Why Many Outsiders Believe The Avox Can't Talk When In Reality They Don't Talk Many Avox Can Only Speak English And Due To Their Inability To Learn Other Languages When In Non-English Speaking Countries The Avox Rely On Bodily Expression And Sexual Contact For Communication Their Body Becomes The Translator Between Multiple Nations of Differing Spoken Languages This Has Led To The Avox Being Used For This Purpose By The Chinese The Koreans The Muslims And Many Other Nations As A One World Language Is Being Established Through The Translation of The World's Languages This Results In The Avox Being Placed At The Center of Translation Between Nations A VERY Vulnerable And Dangerous Position To Be In For An Avox As This Typically Involves An Actual Translation of Languages And Nothing Can Prepare Any Avox For The Real Thing Because Sometimes Translations Fail And The Avox Often Don't Survive That Because Their So Close To The Translation Process That If It Fails The Avox Are Often The First To Be Affected And If It Escalates Into An Armed Conflict The Avox Are Often Right On The Frontline As The Means of Promoting A Cease Fire This Means All Combatants Often Are Seeking To Catch The Avox To Benefit From The Cease Fire 
== The Avox's Ultimate Objective Is To Stay Alive ==
When Your A Land Where No One Speaks Your English And You Are Both The Means of Translation And Restoring A Cease Fire That's When You Understand The Avox And How They Play Grand Theft Auto Like A Yandere Simulator Their Objective Is Simply To Stay Alive To Keep The Translation Active Before Google Translate The Avox Used These Tactics To Ensure Not Only Their Survival But To Keep The Peace During A National Translation Event That On More Then One Occasion Escalated Into An Armed Conflict Google Translate Has Made This Process Much Easier As Translation Is Instant Rather Then Involving Body Paint Multiple Written Languages Blacklight Paint And Multiple Translators Using The Same Avox As The Means of Translation It's Like The GTA Race Rules Except In This Situation The Avox Has A Message Written On Their Body In Blacklight Paint And They Are The Means of Conveying That Message As Such Their Roles Is Akin To The Role of A War Pigeon The Two Parties Conveying The Secret Message Require A Blacklight To Read These Messages And For The Avox The Objective Is To Stay Alive And Ensure The Message Written On Their Body In Blacklight Paint Reaches It's Intended Recipient And That's Where Got The GTA Gameplay Where Sometimes Interlopers Don't Want That Message Reaching It's Intended Recipient 
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== Don't Shoot The Messenger ! ! ==
Sometimes People Shoot The Messenger Because They Don't Like The Message In GTA V Trevor Had A Little Birdie Conveying Messages About The O'Neil Brothers Whom of Which Became The Subject of Another Random Fire So There's An Unseen or Largely Overlooked Protagonist In GTA V This Little Birdie Also Found Micheal De Santa In A Phone Directory And Had Made Multiple Trips To Los Santos In Search of A Ghost 
== That Avox Has Anime Written All Over His Ultralight ==
As Indicated By The Respray On That Ultralight This One Really Likes Anime And Has Multiple Piercings From When Ayano Got "creative" With Her Senpai 
== What Happened To The Ultralight During GTA V ? ==
== Senpai Your Covered In $hit ?! ==
You Know I Wish I Could Say I Was $hit But At That Time I Was Not Even Covered In $hit That Was Pure Oil Shale And That Was An Event That From My Perspective Was Better Then GTA V Because What Was Just Another Day On The Rig Became The Largest Offshore Fire In The History San Andreas There Was Oil And Fire Everywhere And My Poor Ultralight Was Just Not Built For That And It All Started When Someone Had To Go Out For A Smoke This Ignited The Gasoline In The Storage Tanks Aboard That Oil Refinery And Holy Hell Fire Was On The Loose Putting Out That Fire Was Easier Said Then Done 
== That's A Big Fire ==
And That Was A LOT of Gasoline That Burned Leaving Poor Senpai Covered In Oil Shale Senpai However Got All The Workers Off That Oil Refinery Going Above And Beyond The Call of Duty Because That Was Just Another Day In The Bermuda Triangle For Senpai Because Unlike American Oil In The Bermuda Triangle There's No Regulations Obstructing The Drilling And Refinement Process of Off Shore Oil Shale This Makes Off Shore Oil Drilling And Refinement A BIG Industry In The Bermuda Triangle Because All The Guns And Crank Stopped At The Ghost Recon or Should I Say The Lost MC 
== Oh So You Guys Are Bikers ? ! ==
So Much For The Medal of Honor There's Nothing Even Remotely Honorable About Bikers And Apparently Yankee Team And The Future Ghost Lead Was Introduced To The "boot" Because On San Andreas We've Waited A Long Time To Make Friends of Your Enemies And If There's One Thing I Know About Myself It's That Ashley Was Just Another Elimination Method 
== Your Not Doing That On Our Island And Calling It Terrorism ==
Just So You Know Trevor The Lost MC Was The Last of The American Military I Made Sure of That Because At Fort Zancudo That's Our Maritime Flag We Know Longer Respect That Flag Anymore We Fly A Different Flag Now One That Has Yandere Written All Over It With Indigo Pink And Purple As The National Colors of San Andreas And After We Sink The SS Bulker Even If We're Not Allowed To Keep The Eastwind Device The Fact That We Sank An American Ship In Our Harbor Is A Victory In Itself 
== Let's Just Say I Have Family Connections With Certain Yandere Whom Could Restore That Off Shore Oil Rig ==
There's So Many Ways To Do It By The Book Off Shore On An Oil Rig So Many Elimination Methods Who Knows What Ayano's Next Elimination Method Might Be If There's One Thing I Know About That Narrative It's That Yandere Always Saves The Senpai For Last Especially If The Yandere Is A Lesbian Then The Senpai Could Be Waiting For A While Because In That Situation The Third Party Is Male And The Love Triangle Is Lesbian Senpai Would Have To Craving Some Serious Affection To Endure That Most Guys Get Mad And Leave But Not Senpai Whom Would Join In Just For The Affection