SpongeBob SquarePants Go! To The Movies

SpongeBob SquarePants Go! To The Movies is a movie for the titular cringe series SpongeBob SquarePants Go!. The plot will not be revealed. It releases on June 9, 2069.
==Unfinished transcript==
(The movie begins with the logo of the series)
SpongeBob: I think I smell an orgasm.
Squidward: That was me.
SpongeBob: 😋 
Narrator: You're probably wondering how we got to this moment. Well, to be quite honest, you're a big fucking dumbass.
Robin: (slicing through the screen with his staff) I heard someone was ripping off our superhero movie!
Starfire: I heard it involves with the sex!
SpongeBob: Wowee I sure love sex. (puts his hand down his pants)
Robin: Ohhhhkay then, we're out. Titans Go!
(The Titans leave)
SpongeBob: Huh, guess they couldn't handle the sexy style. Ni-
(The logo shows up again)
Patrick: CLAMETY EIGHT MY N-
(The logo shows up once again)
Patrick: Hey! Who interrupted me?
Narrator: Please stop.
Patrick: (turns into a trollface) And what if I don’t?
Narrator: Or I’ll rob you of all your Life in Bikini Bottom dildos.
Patrick: Oh NOOOOO! PLEASE! NONONONONONONONONONOOO!
Narrator: Then don’t say the n word.
Patrick: (holding up a washed up piece of paper) But I have the pass, see?
Narrator: Shut your bitch ass up, hoe.
SpongeBob: Narrator! That wasn’t very poggers of you!
Narrator: (shrugs even though he's fucking invisible) Someone's gotta keep this place Fandom friendly.
SpongeBob: Oh FUCK Fandom! They can shove gunpowder up their urethra for all I care!
Narrator: Jesus fucking christ the movie hasn't even started yet…
SpongeBob: Movie? IS IT A PORNO? HOT! HOT! HO-
(Tape rewinds back to 69 days earlier. Wow how original, Liz.)
Gary: meow meow alright now who wants some FREE DILDOS?
(the line to Gary’s dildo store cheers)
Harold: Can I try sucking on them before buying?
Gary: meow fuck out the way. We don't need any STDs up in this ho
(The person in front of Harold releases a nasty fart, blinding the camera)
Person 1: I think I'm gonna throw up!
Suicidal person: Yep, I'm doing it.
(Yanking sounds are heard amongst all the commotion)
Person 2: My libido is even higher now! …I think I have a fart fetish.
Pyrocynical: That's nothing, I have a FURRY fart fetish!
Person 2: EW WHAT THAT’S NASTY BRO!
(The stink cloud finally clears up, and everyone except for Harold and the suicidal guy are still in line. Person 2 is very visibly wanking off)
Person 2: I'm sorry, I just can't help myself!
Gary: Alright, one dildo lover at a time, let's go now.
DaBaby: lesssgooooo. Wait why am I here I'm supposed to be homophobic
(DaBaby shoots himself in the foot, literally, and dies)
Gary: i am going to pretend that didn’t just happen. Anyway, FREE DILDO HAPPY HOUR STARTS NOW!
(Just then, a giant head of Vladimir Putin crashes into Gary’s dildo store. Everyone screams shortly before dying of fourth degree burns)
(Mr. Krabs is waddling by, looking down at his crotch)
Mr. Krabs: Eugene, you’ve really done it this time. You’ve gotten penis enlargement surgery AGAIN! I’m so proud of meself.
(Just then, he smells rotten flesh nearby)
Mr. Krabs: Ew, what a rancid smell. (silence) You know what that means! TIME TO FUCK SOME CORPSES, AGAGAGAGAG!
(Loud masculine moaning sounds are heard as an outside shot of Gary’s dildo store is shown the entire time. After a while, Mr. Krabs walks out with a box of tissues)
Mr. Krabs: (looking at the box of tissues) How come nobody’s used these yet? I’ll make sure they get put to good use, agagagagagagag. Oh, I crack meself up sometimes.
(He waddles offscreen as the scene cuts to Sandy’s treedome, where Sandy is teasing SpongeBob with a jar of lube)
SpongeBob: Wow, who knew they had JARS of lube?!
Sandy: I know, right? Now let’s not dilly dally like last time.
SpongeBob: Sandy, I was jacking off to illegal hentai, you know that stuff’s important to me.
Sandy: Yeah yeah whatever. Now let’s get to SEXING!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah!
French Narrator: (in a sexual voice) Several minutes of sexy time later…
Sandy: (looks in the jar of lube to see that there is nothing left) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: (looking disoriented) Huh?
Sandy: We’re all out of lube! This is terrible!
SpongeBob: Didn’t we have an entire jar of that shit?
Sandy: Yes! Turns out our sex session is too good for only a jar of lube!
SpongeBob: Damn it! We’re suffering from success! Hmm… are there any other lubricants around?
Sandy: God damn it SpongeBob there ARE no lubricants around here, you jackass!
SpongeBob: That’s it! Sandy, are you on your period right now?
Sandy: Yes, you IDIOT!
SpongeBob: Why don’t we use some of your period blood as a replacement lube?
Sandy: …that’s… GENIUS! How did you come up with such a great idea?
SpongeBob: (blushes) Oh Sandy…
French Narrator: (in an anguished voice) Several minutes of bloody sexy time later…
Sandy: Oh SpongeBob…
SpongeBob: Oh Patrick…
Sandy: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH PATRICK?!
SpongeBob: No, I was just thinking about what we did in the bathtub last night. (he sees that Sandy is furious) Just kidding!
Sandy: Phew. I thought you were saying you had bathtub sex with Patrick.
SpongeBob: I would never do that! Absolutely not.
Sandy: Well, we should probably go clean up now. I installed a shower outside… I have no idea why.
SpongeBob: That doesn’t sound safe. Well let’s go them I guess.
(The two of them don’t put any of their clothes back on and enter the outdoor shower)
Sandy: Nothing like a good nice shower together, eh SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: You bet. Especially with you here.
Sandy: (blushing) Oh you…
(A random fish is walking by the treedome and sees that the two of them have lots of blood on their bodies)
Fish: Oh my god! Am I witnessing a crime?! MURDER! (he dials 9-1-1) Yeah, I’m reporting a murder. Come quick!
(Immediately after the fish hangs up the phone, seventeen police cars surround Sandy’s treedome)
Sandy: (noticing the commotion) Huh? Did we do something wrong?
SpongeBob: Well, public nudity ‘’is’’ illegal.
Sandy: God fucking damn it! Not again!
SpongeBob: What should we do?
Sandy: I know what we should do. (she sharpens her teeth with the bark on her tree, and then grabs SpongeBob as she rapidly uses her teeth to dig underground)
SpongeBob: Whoa! Where are we going?!
Sandy: The only other place I know we can go to: Rock Bottom.
SpongeBob: I’ve been there a few times! Their sex positions are WILD.
(One underground trip later…)
Sandy: Well, here we are. Rock Bottom.
SpongeBob: So what now? Where do we stay? 
Sandy: Well first of all, I brought these to keep us occupied.
(Sandy empties her fur coat to reveal she brought exactly 32 vibrators with her)
Sandy: I’ve kept these for the zombie apocalypse so I can join in on the fun, but this works too.
SpongeBob: Good to know.
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