Dark Mell

Dark Mell (我們一直在嘗試就您車輛的延長保固事宜與您聯繫...) Is a mysterious figure who arose from the ashes of the Kali Yuga. Not much is known of this entity or his abilities. However, as noted by returning war heroes, namely Vice and Gay Ron, he bears striking similarities to Mell. So similar are they that Dark Mell is believed to be an inverted version of the first Primordial God. A twisted clone spawned from Mell's inner darkness during the fight with Wigger.
== Appearance ==
Dark Mell wears all-black clothes and pitch black crocs believed to be made from Ebony. His hair is as dark as his soul and it's always messy but messy in the hot way that makes girls with mental problems go crazy. He also literally never bathes but he's got that Rasputin energy so it doesn't matter.
== Personality ==
Like Mell, he is a dedicated brother to his little sister. Exceedingly dedicated. Suspiciously dedicated. While on the surface, he may seem sane in contrast to his basket-case bitch of a sister, do not let that fool you. He is no less insane and no less responsible for the atrocities he was destined to commit in the near future. He is obsessive and tends to attract the attention of idiots online who try to project their own personality traits and delusions on him.
It should be noted that Dark Mell tends to cause needless controversy despite not really doing anything. He has an uncanny ability to make mouth-breathing moral busybodies and leftoids go crazy simply by the mere sight of him. Perhaps it is because he is hotter than them. Perhaps it is because he gets that mad puss and they don't. Regardless, he is able to drive weak men insane with a mere snap of his fingers. This is believed to be part of his stand ability but even that is uncertain.
Some who know him describe him as a "doormat" but I dunno bro. He did choke the fuck outta dat bitch when...
== First Encounter ==
Dark Mell was first encountered by the last survivors of the now-dissolved Team Gay upon their return from the Center of the Universe.
When Gay Ron, Retard Brother, Vice, and Mell landed on the glassed remains of Texas, they saw a dark shadow moving along the molten horizon. They tracked him down only to discover it was Dark Mell. They exchanged some words. An exact archive of this conversation was never obtained. It is theorized that many hostile words were exchanged. Colorful language was exchanged between the suspect and Mell. Vice, ever the diplomat, literally made everything worse by constantly using racial slurs in place of conjunctions.
Dark Mell retreated and gave a parting warning to the battered party. The contents of which were recorded by Gay Ron, however, this archive is going to require a lot of explanation. A lot of caveats and yabbits. A lot of "Dawn-of-Time explanations" so I ask you to please bear with me.
But if we're to give you the short version he said, "KYS!"
It is uncertain what KYS stands for but Mell determined two possible meanings behind this sacred phrase.