GEORGI THE PIORGI ARC

ARC I is the first ARC in the INFINITY FIGHTERZ series and takes place in 2008, showing the beginning of TEAM NINGEN, the origin's of each member, alongside the primary antagonists who seek to restore ASSBURGERIA to its former glory, the ASSBURGER EMPIRE. A individual who claims to be WINN's son travels from the future into the main timeline and tries to prevent WINN's inevitable death.
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=== CHAPTER 1 - WHAT HAPPENS IN NAMEXICO ===
September 27, 2008
5:28 PM - Las Vegas, Nevada
Partly Cloudy - 97℉
WINN is seen driving in his Challenger like a fucking retard, driving across the vast flat Mohave Desert. As he reaches his arm to tune into a radio station, he hears some dogshit music.
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Radio: Now playing: Crazy Frog
WINN: No no no! Fuck this shit!
Radio: Ring ding, ding da baam~
WINN punches the dashboard angrily.
The radio switches into static and shortly falls silent after. The AC proceeds to stop working as well.
WINN: ...Man nothing is going right today.
The radio suddenly switches to local news.
Radio: -On other news... A new green fucker who proclaimed himself to be the "God of all NAMEXICANS" has begun terrorizing the strip as police do nothing but watch like the useless fucks they are. Reports say five citizens are injured and another ten have had their feelings hurt.
WINN: Speak of the fuckin' devil!
WINN's flip-phone begins to ring, the LCD screen displays "ZAMASS". He hesitantly picks it up.
WINN: I'm guessing the news isn't talking about you.
ZAMASS: That's racist. But you are correct.
WINN: Details.
ZAMASS: Some guy is in the strip right now chucking Ki blasts and doing god knows what to the prostitutes there.
WINN: That's fucking hilarious.
ZAMASS: I would take this more seriously if I were you.
WINN: Why are you such a pain up the ass all the time?
ZAMASS: I'm here trying to prevent the city we live in from being destroyed, is that such a pain up your ass?
WINN sighs.
WINN: OK, fine. Is he still at the strip?
ZAMASS: Yeah and now here's proclaiming the "New Namexican Empire".
WINN: The new what now? Sounds like a fuckin' restaurant.
ZAMASS: Something about how hes the last of his kind or some shit like that.
WINN: Jesus, if the rest of his shitty race is dead then he won't be so hard to kill.
ZAMASS: Jokes on you, you're the one that made him one of the last in the first place.
WINN: What?
ZAMASS: Remember that certain other green fuck you killed when you were a little shit? That's his father.
WINN: You're telling me hes come out of daddy's little ballsack to terrorize the city?
ZAMASS: You're retarded.
WINN: No, you are. Literally.
ZAMASS: Yes he came out of JAHEEB's "ballsack". Are you close by now?
WINN nearly collides with a car on the other lane.
WINN: Jesus fuck! Yeah, I'm almost there.
ZAMASS: Good, see you there.
WINN folds his phone and throws it onto the passenger seat.
WINN: Why does all the bad shit happen here?
=== CHAPTER 2 - A NEW RETARD ===
5:48 PM - Paradise, Nevada
WINN pulls up to the strip, lights still flashing about as locals and tourists run away in panic. A loud scream is heard as a deep voice manically laughs.
As WINN walks closer to the laughing, bumping against the running pedestrians and police, he sees a NAMEXICAN fuck dancing on top of a burning car.
WINN: ...The fuck are you doing?
The NAMEXICAN continues to Mordhau dance on-top of the car, ignoring WINN.
WINN: Hey jolly green! I asked what the fuck are you doing!
THE NAMEXICAN suddenly halts his dance and slowly turns his gaze towards WINN, revealing a blue cap that labels: "Please be patient, I have ASSBURGERS."
WINN: ...What the fuck?
The NAMEXICAN frowns.
NAMEXICAN: What do you want?
WINN takes a moment to clear his throat.
WINN: Your head on a platter. You're done fucking up the city pal.
In an instant, the NAMEXICAN begins to screech at an extremely high pitch, to the point where WINN's ears would begin to ring. As WINN powers up, he builds a charge of ki in his fists.
NAMEXICAN: It's you! Father told me about you!
WINN: I'm famous now-a-days, what about it?
NAMEXICAN: You're the one that killed my dad! JAHEEB! In his place as his son, I, WAHEEB, will shit on your corpse and level this shithole!
WINN: JAHEEB... into WAHEEB? Who gave you your name?
WAHEEB: My name is not important, what's important is what I'm about to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the NINGENs worms feeding on its carcass!
WINN: Stop or else we're gonna get copyrighted at this point!
WAHEEB: Maybe that's what I want to happen!
WINN: Who the fuck hurt you?
WAHEEB: My dad.
WINN: Figures!
WINN pulls out an actual fucking gun and starts to shoot the shit out of WAHEEB, causing WAHEEB to flinch on each bullet's impact.'As WINN smiles at how good his aim is, he soon realizes that the bullets have effectively done nothing as they pop out of his slimy-ass flesh.WINN: Why won't you die!?
WAHEEB: Piccolo cells.
WINN: ...I'm 90% sure he can't do that.
WINN drops his gun and prepares to go in FISTICUFFS.
As WAHEEB puts two fingers on his 4Head, he yells out a cool-ass move:
WAHEEB: Masa...Masako... Masakosa...
WINN: ...
WAHEEB: THAT ONE!
WINN: Who the fuck are you talking t-
Before WINN could fininsh, WAHEEB interrupts his dialogue with a straight up rawdog level 1. WINN dodges it like an egotistical fuck and lands with grace, but is immediately bombarded with debris from the blast. As WINN pokes his head out of the rubble, he looks behind him and sees his car torn in fucking half from the beam.
WINN: ... You... FUCK! That's my fucking ride!
WINN screams at the top of his lungs and achieves the most generic transformation of all time: BANANA.WINN, now blonde with a golden aura stares at WAHEEB with killing intent.
WINN: Do you have any fucking idea what you've just done!?
WAHEEB: What? It's just a piece of metal.
WINN: No you fucking degenerate! That was my fucking car! How the fuck am I going to explain to my insurance company that my car has been ripped in half!
WAHEEB: What the fuck is insurance?
WINN instant transmissions in front of WAHEEB and kicks him in his NAMEXICAN nuts so hard, WAHEEB becomes airborne. WINN positions his arms for a killing beam.
WINN: Kamehameha!!!
As the blue wave of absolute death and rage approaches WAHEEB, he controls himself in the air just in time and tries to contain the blast.
WINN: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WAHEEB: This anorexic fuck! Oh shit!
WINN swims through his own KAMEHAMEHA like a retard.
WINN: You're mine! Super... Doughnut!WINN: We're done here!
WINN tears off a chunk of WAHEEB's stomach and blasts him away from the city.
As WAHEEB disappears into the skyline Team Rocket style, WINN transforms back to his base form and realizes that his Gi was also destroyed in the process of transforming into BANANA.
WINN: Fuck.
WINN flies back to the strip where a crowd is cheering on his return, as WINN waves he notices ZAMASS in the back, signalling him to meet.
=== CHAPTER 3 - ASSBURGERS DEFEATED ===
6:00 PM - Henderson, Nevada - ZAMASS' Cabin
ZAMASS and WINN sit at the cabin porch, WINN popping open his STARFUCKS and ZAMASS brewing tea.
WINN: Where the fuck were you when I was getting my car destroyed?
ZAMASS: I was surveying the area to make sure no other enemies were nearby.
WINN: That's a cute way of saying "staying back and watching".
ZAMASS: WINN, there is so much in the background going on, you could never appreciate the details.
WINN: Do you take me for some dumbass or something?
ZAMASS: No, but mortals in general are intellectually inferior.
WINN: Hey, your dad told you to cut that shit out with the "mortal" card.
ZAMASS: Anyway, the city will remember what you did for it.
WINN takes a sip of his STARFUCKS before letting out a sigh.
WINN: The city will remember for a day before everyone goes back to getting drunk off their ass and gambling until their broke.
ZAMASS: Such is the way, at least you're something to them you know.
WINN sighs yet again.
WINN: I'd talk some more but I really need to get back to my wife and kid.
ZAMASS: I almost forgot about that. You are so irresponsible. You're only eighteen for christ sakes.
WINN: I know, I know. But teenagers do stupid things all the time. It was the heat of the moment.
ZAMASS: It was the heat of the moment to go in raw?
WINN's face turns a little red.
WINN: Yes... ZAMASS... It was.
ZAMASS chuckes.
WINN: You wouldn't understand mortal desires. It's just a feeling exclusive to us.
ZAMASS: ...I see...
WINN: You should feel lucky as a KAMI that you don't have any of our flaws. Aight, I'mma head out.
WINN drinks the rest of his STARFUCKS and flies away.
ZAMASS: Don't forget to claim that insurance!
7:00 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
WINN flies back onto the island without his usual car and opens the front door to the house.
WINN: I'm home, Laura.
A woman with long hair holding an infant in her arms quickly walks up to him.
Laura: Where have you been!? And what happened to your Gi!?
WINN: Don't lie to me, you saw me on the news. There must've been like five cameras rolling there.
The infant begins to cry.
Laura: You've got to be kidding me! It's almost our son's first birthday! Don't you want to be there when it happens?
WINN pops another STARFUCKS open and drinks out of it.
WINN: Listen honey, I care about BRUT and all, but don't you think saving the city is an important issue?
Laura: You don't even care about both of us don't you?
WINN pinches his nose in irratation.
WINN: Woman, I've got shit to do that involves actual fucking NINGEN lives, I am doing something important here! Isn't that the reason why you fell in love with me in the first god damn place!?
Laura: What ever happened to: "Family comes first", huh!?
WINN: Jesus Christ enough with this shit! Why are you being so damn needy and selfish all the time? Whatever, at least tell me that dinner's ready.
Laura turns her back towards WINN.
Laura: There is no dinner! How do you expect me to cook anything when I'm half a second away from a heart attack! You're always getting yourself in near-death situations and its driving me nuts!
WINN's face contorts in anger.
WINN: I get now! After all we've been through you just finally don't love me for who I am anymore, don't you?
Laura turns back around with a saddened expression on her face.
Laura: I do still love you... It's just. I don't want you to just disappear on me one day.
WINN crosses his arms and closes his eyes.
WINN: Disappear...? I'm not your dad.
WINN: Sorry, I just had to say that.
Laura quickly hits WINN's knee with her foot.
WINN: Ow! Damn, it's just a joke, woman!
Laura: Yes, darling. Just like our marriage.
WINN chuckles for a little moment anxiously.
WINN: OK, Let's go out for dinner then. On me.
Laura: It's fine, I have to take care of BRUT anyway.
WINN: Are you sure? if you don't come with me, who knows what women will charm me?
WINN smiles as if he was expecting his persuasion to work.
Laura: Yes darling. Go have fun, alright?
WINN's smile turns into a frown.
WINN turns around and grabs the doorknob...
WINN: ... I love you honey.
WINN turns around again, but Laura was already gone.
WINN opens the door and walks out.
=== CHAPTER 4 - GREEN-MAN ===
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7:30 PM - Paradise, Nevada - Some Random Bar in The Strip
WINN is seen sitting at a bar with some other random peeps, already tipsy. 
WINN: And so when that green fucker showed up, I blasted his ass so high into space he painted the moon cherry red!
The bartender and peeps laugh in unison.
WINN: Cheers! In honor of me kicking that NAMEXICAN's ass!
WINN burps shortly before raising a glass.
As WINN continues his drink, screams and panicking is heard outside of the bar as eventually people clear out of the area. An telecom is played over the music.
TELECOM: ALERT! GREEN ASSHOLE HAS RETURNED! I REPEAT! GREEN A-
The telecom is interrupted by the doors of the bar flying off of their hinges. As the dust around the room settles, it is revealed that WAHEEB has returned.
As every other NICKER in the building runs for their lives or hides in cover, WINN approaches WAHEEB once more.
WINN: Didn't I already send your ass to the moon?
WAHEEB: Piccolo cells.
WINN: Really now? Hah, It's alright! I can beat you even while-
WINN burps.
WINN: ...Drunk off my arse!
WAHEEB: You misunderstand. I'm not here to kill you.
WINN: Of course not! You're here to threaten me...!
WAHEEB: No... I want you to teach me the ways of EARTH.
WINN: Hoho! Then come as close as you'd-
WINN: Wait, what? EARTH? Ahhhh, you wanna get stoned huh!? Luckily for you I know just the-
WAHEEB: Not that type of earth. I mean earthlings.
WINN: But that's no fun!
WINN wraps his arm around WAHEEB's neck.
WINN: Tell you what! I'll show you around town and show you how great Vegas is, does that sound good my NAMEXICAN NICKER?
WINN hiccups.
WAHEEB: That is acceptable.
7:45 PM - ParadIse, Nevada - Dave & Buster's
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WINN: Check this shit out!
WAHEEB: What is this place? It's too god damn loud here.
WINN: Yeah, you get used to it though!
As a balloon pops near WAHEEB, he covers his ears and shakes violently.
WINN: Woah, you good NICKER?
WAHEEB: Yes... My ears are sensitive to noise.
WINN: Noted for if you ever try to kill me, I'll just megaphone your ass! Hah!
WAHEEB: You don't need to worry about that.
As the pair walk through the arcade, security follow closely along as they point their AR-15's at WAHEEB.
WINN: Don't worry about those peeps with the guns, you're bullet proof right?
WAHEEB: Mostly.
WINN: Riiiight!
WAHEEB and WINN stumble upon different attractions and machines.
WINN: This ones the air hockey table, but its just mostly fun when you have more people.
WAHEEB: Looks stupid.
WINN: And that ones the one where you chuck balls into some holes!
WAHEEB: Sounds stupid.
WINN: You're kinda retarded.
As the pair explored the arcade, they stumble across a machine with two guns holsters.
WINN: Oh shit I love this one! So look at this-
WINN unholsters a gun and hands it to WAHEEB.
WINN: So what you do is, you shoot the little virtual guys on the screen to kill em, easy right?
WAHEEB holds the gun upside down.
WAHEEB: Seems simple enough.
WINN: We're already getting along better than me and your father! Alright now get ready, here comes the bad guy fuckers!
As virtual enemies appeared on the screen, WINN begins to shoot with his gun as WAHEEB looks at him in a confused manner.
WAHEEB: What are you doing?
WINN: Killing em! C'mon, shoot them already!
WAHEEB charges up a SPECIAL BEAM CANNON and completely destroys the fucking machine.
Security guards nearly opened fire before being halted by WINN.
WINN: WOAH WOAH WOAH! What the hell was that shit?
WAHEEB: What? You told me to shoot, and I did. Now the enemies are dead, right?
WINN: ...
WINN begins to chuckle harder than Jameson did in Spiderman 3.
WINN: You're a fuckin' funny one! I like you NAMEXICAN!
WINN throws out his hand.
WINN: Shake it!
WAHEEB looks at WINN's hand in confusion.
WAHEEB: Shake...?
WINN: Yeah like, a handshake!
WAHEEB extends his arm in confusion, but gives WINN a proper handshake.
WINN: See, you can be normal sometimes!
=== CHAPTER 5 - GENERIC TURNING POINT OF THE ARC ===
8:30 PM - ParadIse, Nevada - Dave & Buster's
WINN: Boom! Hahaha you're fucking killing it right now!
WINN and WAHEEB are seen at a pinball machine, where WAHEEB is going absolutely tourney mode.
WINN: Hit that bitch! Get the extra ball!
As the ball bounces around the chassis of the machine, it collides against a label etched in the far back named "BONUS".
WINN: Holy shit you actually hit it!
WAHEEB: I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke!
WINN: I have no idea what the hell you're saying but keep going green guy!
As WAHEEB begins to vigorously flip the shit out of the machine even harder, WINN receives a phone call from ZAMASS once more. WINN reaches for his pocket with an annoyed expression on his face.
WINN: Shit! Hold on, I'll be back, keep going Jolly Green!
WINN flips up his phone.
WINN: Yeah?
ZAMASS: There's been an incident at your residence. Get there immediately.
WINN: What, Laura's clogged the toilet and won't use the plunger again?
ZAMASS: Why are you always so damn sarcastic?
WINN: And why are you always ruining my day with your damn phone calls?
WINN: Listen, I'm having a great time with a new friend here so if you could get to the point, that would be fantastic.
ZAMASS: OK then, your house is absolutely surrounded by some spooky fuckboys who don't look all that friendly.
WINN: ...I'll be there in a moment.
As WINN hangs up and olds his phone, he glances back at WAHEEB, who is now being flooded with tickets from the pinball machine.
WINN: Holy shit pal! I'd like to see the rest of those tickets come out but right now I've gotta be somewhere.
WAHEEB: You're going already?
WINN: Yeah, sorry about that, unexpected business. To be blunt, I already forgot your name, so could you tell it to me again?
WAHEEB: ... My father gave me the name WAHEEB... But I don't know how to transcribe it in your tongue.
WINN: WAHEEB is a dogshit name, so I'll call you Tory from now on, alright? Later, bitch!
As WINN flies through the ceiling, WAHEEB looks back at the pinball machine, still spitting out tickets.
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8:40 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
As WINN sees his house over the horizon, he sees a glow emanating from it. The KAMEHAMEHOUSE was indeed on fire.
WINN: Oh, fuck me!
As WINN flies closer to his home, he is stopped by some alien negroes.
WINN: Why the fuck are you alien NICKERS burning down my fuckin' house?
As WINN readies himself to beat the shit out of all the goons, a ominous figure floats down in front of all the nickers and poses.
WINN: ... You look like white Winnie the Pooh. Oops, there goes my vacation in China.
OMINOUS FIGURE: God damn, you rude as hell gook! Don't you know who I am?
WINN: You just called me rude and a gook in the same sentence.
OMINOUS FIGURE: I am DAVID, the righteous ruler of the ASSBURGER EMPIRE!
WINN's takes a moment to compose himself and covers his grin.
WINN: ... I'm sorry, the What Empire now?
DAVID: THE ASSBURGER EMPIRE!
WINN: BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WINN absolutely begins losing his shit, to the point of his stomach cramping and his PP going hard.
DAVID: What's so damn funny!? We're here to make your house a base of establishment for colonizing this planet!
WINN: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's just-
WINN laughs even more as DAVID frowns in anger.
WINN: "ASSBURGER" EMPIRE? Why the fuck would you ever combine those two words together!?
DAVID: Silence at once! I won't let you tarnish the ASSBURGER legacy!
In an even bigger fit of laughter, WINN completely loses his composure.
WINN: ASSBURGER legacy! Hahahahaha! Wait until I fuckin tell my wife and ZAMASS about this! Now that I think about it...
WINN regains his composure and puts on a more serious posture.
WINN: What did you do to the people inside the house?
DAVID: People inside the house? The house is empty when we found it, and so we burned it down for renovation.
WINN: Your idea of renovation is to burn things down first? Dumbasses.
WINN: (If Laura and BRUT are safe... That's all that matters. I can just claim insurance for my house as well..)
WINN: Now, how do you guys like your assbeatings, well-done or rare?
DAVID: Look at Mr. Skeleton over here showing off his bones! Why don't you come show me the BERRY's pow-centre|thumb|330x330px
WINN: You ugly son of a bitch!
WINN covers his nose, now broken into a fountain of blood.
DAVID: Ironic now, isn't it?
As WINN powers up and charges at DAVID, the ASSBURGER EMPIRE's men suddenly enter the fray and begin bombarding WINN with Ki blasts.
WINN deflects the first dozen ki blasts but is shortly overwhelmed by more rapid barrages, smoke covering the entire sky. DAVID generates a DEATH BALL and hurls it towards the smoke.
WINN: Kamehame...
A bright blue light shines through the smoke.
WINN: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
As the KAMEHAMEHA propels from WINN, the area completely clears of smoke from the sheer force as WINN directs the KAMEHAMEHA through the DEATH BALL.
DAVID: What? That stupid beam destroyed my planet busting move?
As the ASSBURGERIAN men begin to flee, DAVID stands before the KAMEHAMEHA's full force.
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In a blinding flash of light, DAVID was engulfed by the KAMEHAMEHA. As the light and dust settled once more, DAVID was nowhere to be seen.
WINN: ...Man, I am very badass.
As WINN brushes himself off and pops open a STARFUCKS, he notices WAHEEB flying towards him.
WINN: WAHEEB! Oh wait, Tory! Good to see you brother!
WAHEEB: The feeling is mutual.
WINN: Wait, first off: What happened to the tickets?
WAHEEB: The pinball machine kept on dispensing tickets for the next five minutes, so I had to leave it behind.
Thirsty-ass WINN finishes the STARFUCKS in a single chug.
WINN: Aw maaan, you should've stayed and waited!
WAHEEB frowns.
WINN: It's alright though, we can go back after this and see if the tickets are still there.
WAHEEB: What happened with you?
WINN: Oh, right. Some fuckers burned down my house and now I have no idea where my wife and kid are.
WINN: Speaking of which...
WINN turns his back and notices the other ASSBURGERIAN MEN still standing, yet now struck with fear.
WINN: Well what the fuck are you all standing there for? Fight me or piss your pants, faggots!
The men all run away in a hurried panic... except for one...
=== CHAPTER 6 - ASSBURGER MENACES ===
WINN and WAHEEB look into the air and see a single, sole ASSBURGERIAN soldier left standing, gazing at WINN with a smile.
WINN: Let me guess... you're the retarded one.
WAHEEB: ayo cmon bruh
The ASSBURGERIAN soldier stands there, smiling... menacingly. As WINN raises an eyebrow, he grows impatient.
WINN: OK, I've run out of time. Underoos!
WAHEEB chucks the stupid homing orb from FIGHTERZ at the soldier. And the orb slowly hovers towards him...
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WINN: ...
WAHEEB: ...
Half a minute passes by and the orb is not even half-way to reaching the soldier.
WINN: How fucking slow is that thing?
WAHEEB: I dunno, I just thought it might come it handy one day.
WINN: Fuck it, killing him myself!
WINN does the pose.
WINN: KAMEHAMEHA!
As the wave of blue bullshit that destroyed DAVID approached the soldier, the soldier simply stood there and took the full force head-on.
Kaboom NICKER, the wave collides against the soldier and smoke fills the air again.
WINN: That retard didn't even move out the way.
WAHEEB: ayocombruh
WINN: Could you stop fuckin' saying that! Wait... Hes still alive.
As the smoke settles and clears away, the soldier is now standing there completely still, although now roughened up. 
WINN: Wow. Nice job, McDonald Hairline! You didn't even block it or anything!
As the soldier continues to stand there completely unmoved, WINN flies closer and waves his hand around his face.
WINN: Helloooo? Anyone in there?
WINN knocks on the soldier's head and looks back at WAHEEB with a shrug.
WINN: Alright well... It looks like you're not gonna fight anyway so, I'm heading to my house now. Good luck on whatever your doing though.
As WINN and WAHEEB fly towards the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, they overhear laughing behind them.
WINN and WAHEEB turn around to find the soldier, who was perfectly still before, now completely baffling.
WINN: Man, I am such a funny guy.
WAHEEB: I don't think hes laughing at you.
Suddenly, the soldier begins to do a celebratory default dance.
WINN: What the fuck am I watching?
WAHEEB: Yes.
Even more abruptly, the soldier begins screaming out:
"Hes dead! Hes fuckin' dead!"
WINN: ...
WAHEEB: Hmmm...
"Get fucked idiot! You suck dick!"
WINN: Sorry, but, what exactly are you talking about...?
The soldier stops his celebration mid-way and turns his look to WINN.
"Oh, excuse me my fellow BERRY NICKER, It's just that you killed that fucking kitchen appliance. The names' ALEKS."
WINN: Why does everyone keep on calling me a BERRY? And wait, DAVID? Aren't you working for him?
ALEKS: Working for him? I've been plotting to kill him since I entered fifth grade! That annoying cunt would always make us scrub the floors after he killed someone!
WINN: First off, why wait that long to kill a man and second off, scrubbing the floors doesn't sound that bad.
ALEKS: I could've killed that cunt any time I wanted to but while he was annoying but he definitely didn't warrant the death penalty yet, and do you have any idea how humiliating that an elite like me scrub the damn floors? I deserve more damn it!
WINN: So basically you're a minimum wage worker.
ALEKS: What the fuck is wage? Any-who, thanks for killing that faggot. I was not expecting you to pummel him in a single beam like that.
WINN: What made you want to kill him though?
ALEKS: He thrashed my eleventh birthday party.
WINN: Yikes.
ALEKS: And he also keeps screaming every fucking night while playing COD4! Do you know how annoying it is to wake up to some damn little shit screaming every night!?
WINN coughs-
WINN: BRUT!
WINN coughs again.
ALEKS: ...What?
WINN: What?
WINN: Wait.. Did you help them burn down my house?
ALEKS: ...
WINN: 
ALEKS: N-No, I swear! When I arrived, the house was already on fire.
WINN: Alright, you're cool then. ALEKS, was it?
ALEKS nods.
WINN: You seem pretty alright, besides the hair. Do you have other place to crash at while your leader is dead?
ALEKS: Ehm, no. And seeing how they probably think I've committed treason just now and all, I definitely can't head back to HQ anymore. His brother GEORGI will definitely be taking his place as heir.
WINN: Alright, then here's a deal, if you lead me to whoever the hell is at the top of this "ASSBURGER EMPIRE" tribe bullshit, and then help me fix my burnt-ass house, I'll let you stay there for as long as you want.
ALEKS thinks about it and goes hmmmm for a good moment.
ALEKS: OK sure, you're pretty chill for a guy who lost his car, has marriage problems, got his house burned down and doesn't know where his family went.
WINN: How the fuck do you know all of that?
To be continued
=== CHAPTER 7 - THE GREAT HEIST ===
As WINN, WAHEEB, and ALEKS look around the burning house not giving a fuck about their dangerous surroundings, they fucking ruthlessly kill any men they find on sight.
WINN: Alright, I haven't heard the screams of my wife and kid, so I assume they're not here.
WAHEEB: Do you hate them that much?
ALEKS: Hes just joking around... Right?
WINN: Of course. Of course... of course
ALEKS and WAHEEB give WINN a funny look.
WINN: Well, this is great. My fucking house is decked and I think they may have abducted my Laura and BRUT.
ALEKS: I think I may know where they're holding them.
WINN: Tell me nicker.
ALEKS: So there's this one portion of HQ that basically mistreats every POW there, and as far as I know, I don't exactly enjoy the smell of rotting corpses, so I don't visit there that often.
WAHEEB: Speaking of corpses, have ya'll ever tried NINGEN before?
WINN and ALEKS look at WAHEEB with a weird gaze.
WINN: ...Like... Eating NINGENs...?
WAHEEB: Yeah.
ALEKS: Oh my god, you've eaten a NINGEN before?
WAHEEB: I mean technically, from my father's memories.
WINN: You inherited your father's memories?
WAHEEB: Sort of?
WINN: Sort of...? What? Y'know what, I won't even ask why your dad ate a fucking NINGEN in the first place.
ALEKS: Oh you guys are talking about JAHEEB.
WINN: The guy was a fucking creep, I had to put him down after he punched a hole in me.
ALEKS: How the fuck did you survive that?
WINN: I'm literally a god.
ALEKS: At least tell me about how you shit on him one day, he was always enemies with my dad.
WINN: Short story short, he burned all my Yuri mags.
ALEKS: Your... What?
WINN: One day.
As the three exit the burning KAMEHAMEHOUSE, WINN, WAHEEB and ALEKS gather up for the first group teleport.
WINN: Alright, hold on to my anything.
WAHEEB reaches for WINN's crotch.
WINN: You're fucking gay! On my shoulder!
WAHEEB reaches for WINN's shoulder.
ALEKS reaches for WINN's crotch.
WINN: 
ALEKS reaches for WINN's other shoulder.
As WINN puts his 'happy-time' fingers on his forehead, he thinks of one last thing before the INSTANT TRANSMISSION.
WINN: Wait! One more thing. I don't care how long we're sticking together for, but we need a team name.
ALEKS: The Avengers?
WINN: That sounds like it would get me in trouble.
WAHEEB: TEAM TEN?
WINN: Please no.
ALEKS: NINGEN SQUAD?
WINN: Nooo...
WAHEEB: Oedipus and the Motherfuckers?
ALEKS: Hey, that's good.
WINN: That's funny but ehhh...
ALEKS: Oh, "Off in Church"! Because nobody beats Off in Church.
WINN: Except for horny atheists. And that one hentai.
WINN: How about TEAM NINGEN?
WAHEEB: Lame.
ALEKS: Dogshit.
WINN: TEAM NINGEN it is!
WINN teleports TEAM NINGEN inside of ASSBURGER HQ's prison room.
ALEKS: Alright, where we droppin'?
WINN: We're already here.
WAHEEB: 
WINN: Am I right or am I left?
Surrounding the trio is a dark cold-as-fuck room filled to the brim with primitive cages, two guards stand near the exit but are asleep like the sleep-deprived underpaid fucks they are.
WINN glances at the sleeping guards and sighs in relief.
ALEKS: How convenient.
As the trio search through the cages, WINN finds some dead orphans while ALEKS is traumatized by the smell in the room. WAHEEB eventually comes to find BRUT, who is weeping and slobbering all over GEORGI's drum set like a fucking nine-year old girl.
WAHEEB: I found BRUT!
WINN: Say it louder!
WAHEEB: I LOVE SHIT!
WINN: what
ALEKS: what
WAHEEB: what
THE GUARDS: what?
WINN: ok so
WINN walks over to BRUT and cradles him with his arms.
ALEKS: You're not as bad as a father as I thought you were.
WINN: stfu
WAHEEB: Now to find mommy...
The GUARDS suddenly realize that they have intruders.
THE GUARDS: OH SHIT! INTRUDERS!
WINN looks at ALEKS and WAHEEB.
WINN: 
ALEKS & WAHEEB: 
As TEAM NINGEN mercilessly kill every guard in the sector, ASSBURGER EMPIRE's HQ was now on full alert as sirens began to blare across the station. WINN kept looking around for his wife but to no avail.
WAHEEB: I got... Ten!
ALEKS: Yeah, well we all got ten, there's fucking hundreds of them!
WINN: Lauraaaa! Where the fuck are you!?
ALEKS: I can't keep this up for much fuckin' longer, WINN, hurry up!
WINN: Laura you stupid whore! Come make me fucking dinner right this instant!
WAHEEB: Jesus.
BRUT begins to cry like a little bitch.
WINN: Jesus and just when I thought I finally got you to be quiet.
Suddenly... The sirens stop blaring and everything falls silent.
ALEKS: Looks like I was too much for them alone.
And then a fucking nicker suddenly busts his ass into the room, explosively.
centre|thumb|342x342px|eDGYAs WINN, ALEKS, and WAHEEB look on unimpressed, ALEKS begins to question:ALEKS: Great. This fucker.
WINN: Is that...?
ALEKS: GEORGI. Or by his full title, GEORGI THE PIORGI THE MIORGI THE TIORGI-
WINN: Shut up please.
WAHEEB: You're the fucker that killed my fathers' species!
GEORGI: Aand? So?
ALEKS: And you're also gay. So take it up your ass, you're nothing compared to your brother.
GEORGI: Woow! Okay! So you're telling me you have no freedom of speech?
ALEKS: ...What?
GEORGI: You have no freedom of speech! You're under my rule!
ALEKS: Not anymore I'm not.
GEORGI: Treason! You still have no freedom of speech!
WINN: What is happening?
WAHEEB: Just let this happen.
BRUT begins to laugh and cackle. And then he proceeds to speak out words.
BRUT: H-h...
WINN: Holy shit! It's happening! His first word!
WAHEEB pretends to be excited by gasping and ALEKS shrugs.
BRUT: H...H-h.h--hh....
WINN: Is it Honey? Because I say it to Laura all the time!?
BRUT: Hentai!
The entire room becomes silent.
WINN begins to breakdown in tears. We don't know what type of crying he is in.
ALEKS: That's just... Some shitty fucking first words.
WAHEEB: Good luck, WINN.
GEORGI: 
TEAM NINGEN look at GEORGI as ALEKS chuckles silently.
GEORGI: ALEKS! You doing treason, you die! Simple!
ALEKS: OK buddy.
WAHEEB: Are we all just gonna forget that he massacred my entire race?
GEORGI: And WINN...! You killed my BROTHER!
WINN: Yeah.
GEORGI: ... 
ALEKS: Are we gonna duke it out or what faggot?
GEORGI: 
GEORGI enters his JUKSA form and unlocks the true potential of ASSBURGERS.
WINN: Why does it sound like hes in pain?
WAHEEB: Because he is. The mask that now covers his hideous face is filled with a special pain-killing agent called 'SPACE CRACK'.
WINN: You're all so fucking crazy.
WINN pops open a STARFUCKS.
WAHEEB: And you're going to be diabetic at this point.
WINN: Naaah!
ALEKS and GEORGI superdash into each other.
Chapter 7. You're done.
=== CHAPTER 8 - FINDING THAT BITCH ===
As GEORGI THE PIORGI and ALEKS furiously fist each other gachiBASS, WAHEEB observes and pretends to care about the fight as WINN looks around hurriedly for his wife.
ALEKS lands a gut-punch to GEORGI's alien-liver.
GEORGI: Ah you cunt!
GEORGI lands a kick to ALEKS' BERRY ballsack.
ALEKS: ...
ALEKS RETURNS with grabbing GEORGI's mask and tearing it straight off, causing his face to bleed.
GEORGI: Harder daddy!
ALEKS: what
WINN: what
WAHEEB: what
GEORGI: What!?
GEORGI continuous the ping-pong of attacks by impaling ALEKS' arm with his tail.
ALEKS: Not cool, I use that one to jack off!
GEORGI: 
All of a sudden... Time stops. Just kidding.
WINN: This cannot get any more retarded!
WINN gets frustrated as he cannot find his wife anywhere.
WAHEEB: Not more retarded than me though. That's for sure.
As GEORGI and ALEKS begin to become exhausted, they prepare their signature BEAMS.
ALEKS: GALICK...
GEORGI: YOU'RE....
ALEKS & GEORGI: NOOOOO! - ADOPTED!
The purple and yellow beams face to face and clash against each other, causing the entire HQ to start shaking like its California in a few years. Also the HQ looks like a disco from all the lights now, so that's cool.
WINN: 
WAHEEB: Holy-..!
KABOOM!An explosion in the middle rattles the entire HQ and covers the prison room in smoke. As ALEKS coughs from the smoke, he powers up to clear the smoke away.
ALEKS: Is that fucker dead...?
WINN starts coughing in an exaggerated manner.
WINN: Lauraaaa!
BRUT starts crying again.
WINN: I will chuck you out this window right now!
ALEKS: That's what I call good parenting.
WAHEEB: Wheres GEORGI?
TEAM NINGEN look around, but see no signs of GEORGI.
ALEKS: I can't see him anymore... But I still sense him! Fuck! I could've killed him right there! Such a no skill counter!
WAHEEB: He must've ran. I'll kill him next time, I'll be the one avenging my race.
ALEKS: No can do, Jolly Green! I'll be the one avenging my Pride!
WINN: Can you both shut up and start helping me...!
TEAM NINGEN surveys each room throughout ASSBURGER HQ, the HQ now being ghostly quiet and empty.
As WINN scurries around more in hopes of finding Laura, he finds nothing but dead ASSBURGERIANS and starving orphans.'ALEKS and WAHEEB look at each other.ALEKS: WINN... I don't like being cryptic... But I think she's-
WINN snaps in anger.
WINN: Shut up!
ALEKS flinches a little and WAHEEB looks away. BRUT begins to cry again.
WINN stops for a moment and looks at BRUT in his arms.
WINN: ... I need you both to do me a favor.
WAHEEB and ALEKS look back at WINN.
WAHEEB: What is it?
WINN walks up to WAHEEB and extends BRUT to him in his arms.
WINN: Take BRUT and leave. I can transmission both of you back to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE. I'm not done here.
WAHEEB nervously takes BRUT and handles like a nuke.
ALEKS: We can't just leave you, WINN. You're still outnumbered here and who knows where GEORGI is?
WINN: I know. But this is my responsibility. It's my fault for leaving her when she needed me. Now it's my turn to make sure you guys escape here alive. I need BRUT to be safe too, so take him and leave.
ALEKS: But the house is burnt down, what do we do when we get there?
WINN: ... Begin taking up the deal. Rebuild it with shit from Home Depot or Howe's or something.
WINN extends his fist towards ALEKS.
WINN: We'll be doing this a lot. Bump my fist.
ALEKS looks at WINN with surprise and hesitates, but ultimately trusted WINN in the long-term. ALEKS gives WINN a fist-bump and is immediately transported back to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
WINN: You too, Tory. Get over here you oversized pea.
WAHEEB: No need to get mean, pendejo.
WAHEEB gives WINN a fist-bump and is transported back.
As WAHEEB arrives, ALEKS and him look at each other as they hear the sound of the waves crashing against the island.
ALEKS: You think he'll be okay?
WAHEEB stops to think for a moment.
WAHEEB: He's stronger than we both are, I think. He'll be fine.
ALEKS' ego doubts that.
ALEKS: That's not what I mean. I mean, he seems pretty stressed about his wife missing and all.
WAHEEB: ... So you really can care about other people.
WAHEEB looks at BRUT, who was now sleeping.
WAHEEB: ... We'll see soon.
Back at ASSBURGER HQ, WINN was now all alone, as he stepped through the HQ tensely, he begun to think about the moments he spent with his wife.
WINN enters the central room of the HQ, massive and bountiful in space. It appeared to be a throne-room.
WINN sees GEORGI sitting upon the throne, for some reason the former having a sombrero on.
GEORGI: Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
WINN: No. But please don't-
GEORGI: It's when you keep wanting to eat NAMEXICAN food, but every. single. god damn time. you always have a bad time on the toilet afterwards. But you keep eating NAMEXICAN food anyway.
WINN laughs a little.
WINN: So what's the deal with this NAMEXICAN, BERRY, ASSBURGERIAN, whatever shenanigan?
GEORGI: You don't know about your own zipperhead race?
WINN: Nah man, I always thought I was just a NINGEN.
GEORGI: Well... You're a BERRY. Just like ALEKS. But your kind is supposed to be extinct... Just like the NAMEXICANS.
WINN: Extinct...?
GEORGI: Yeah, in fact it's almost like the stars aligned. You, WAHEEB, and ALEKS. All three of your fathers tried to gather a coalition of races across the ASSBURGERIAN EMPIRE to throw a coup detat.
WINN: My dad!? You know something about my father!?
GEORGI: Yeah I do.
WINN: How? How do you know!?
GEORGI: ...Because I'm the one that killed him.
=== CHAPTER 9 - YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER ===
As WINN stands silently, an aura of uncertainty fills the room as GEORGI sits on his throne. WINN's edgy face become shadowed as he clenches his fists, not a single word leaving his or GEORGI's mouth. The time was certain.
GEORGI: Are you gonna do something? I know how mad you must be. I'm in my BASE form, you could attack me right now and I would be defenseless.
WINN's face becomes shrouded from his hair as he looks down.
GEORGI suddenly bolts from his chair and stands upright.
GEORGI: STRIKE ME DOWN THEN, NICKER! DO IT-
GEORGI: ...
WINN: Oh, sorry bout' that.
As WINN reaches for his pocket, he pulls out his phone and answers it.
WINN: 
LEE: Yo bruddah! Heard yo' shit got burnt' the fuck up, so me and some otha NICKERS on tha south side came up in yo crib and fix dat shit!
WINN: MY NI- oh sorry, wikia banned that word. MY NICKER LEE...!
LEE: Ay, no sweat homie! We finished rackin up this tighter than an asscrack! Find yo girl yet?
WINN: Nah G, she more gone than mah dad!
WINN laughs but pitifully sheds a tear. What a pussy.
WINN: My kid aight tho?
LEE: Yeah homie, that green NICKER is a natural at takin' care of him, dawg!
WINN: Ay yo, if anythin' else comes up, just let ya boy know! Peace!
LEE: Peaaace!
WINN flips his phone back and looks at GEORGI again.
WINN: So you killed my dad?
GEORGI: Yeah! Aren't you mad?
WINN: Uhhh... Like. Not really. I didn't even get to know him or my ma. Grew up with foster parents. Besides, that makes me like... a BERRY batman or something. So that's neat.
GEORGI: ... Well shit.
WINN: Dude, you look like up dog.
GEORGI: What?
WINN: You look like up dog.
GEORGI: You trying to insult me?
WINN: No, really! You look like up dog.
GEORGI: I'm hella cute, huh?
WINN: No. You look like up dog.
GEORGI: What's up dog?
WINN: Nothing much, you?
As GEORGI's brain processes what he had just witnessed in a matter of a couple of seconds, he begins to feel the ASSBURGER virus mutate in him.
WINN: ... Get it? Because you said-
GEORGI: 
GEORGI enters his JUKSA form and unlocks the true potential of ASSBURGERS.
WINN enters a fighting stance and prepares to fight the man who made him into bootleg batman.
WINN: Time to wipe your treeline clean too...! KAMEHAME...!
GEORGI: DIE YOU INSOLENT-
WINN: HAAA!!!
WINN fires the very blue laser death that killed GEORGI's brother.
GEORGI: 
WINN: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
GEORGI: GAAAAAAH! YOU'RE-...
The blue wave envelops GEORGI harder than America during the midterms, and eventually GEORGI explodes within the blast.
*KABOOM NICKER*As the dust wipes from the place, GEORGI is still alive and well, although not a little scratched up.
GEORGI dusts himself off a little and coughs.
WINN: Had enough?
GEORGI: I know you might not even care, but I also ordered my men to wipe your hard drive on the computer when they burnt the house down.
WINN: そんな... 馬鹿な...! (translator note: this cannot be)'WINN starts to cry more than Midoriya and clenches his fists so hard that his palms begin to bleed. Dust and electricity begins to float around WINN's aura. You already know what he lost and what's about to happen.''GEORGI widens his eyes a little, surprised that WINN is actually triggered.
GEORGI: Haha... Uh... Yeah...
WINN thinks about a certain something he lost in that hard drive. A certain something that enveloped him. A drug that helped him keep himself from falling apart. A something that filled the emptiness in his heart. It wasn't the photos of his wife, or the video of his son being born. It was more.
GEORGI: ... Heheh... Ha...
WINN: Shion... Darkness... Charlotte... I'm sorry I couldn't protect all of you...!
GEORGI: Who the fuck are you talking to? I don't remember your dad or mom being named any of those!
WINN: I could've done better... I could've made you all feel safe ... And now I can't even see you all anymore! The light has gone out of my life!
GEORGI: This is getting pathetic, so I'm just gonna go ahead and-
WINN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WINN's scream echoes and reverberates across the entire HQ, his agony heard as far away as EARTH.
In his scream, a violent yet at the same time gentle wave of yellow overcame him. Sparks of electricity began to compress his yellow aura.
GEORGI: What is this power!?
WINN: In my lifelong quest to achieve something... I lost everything...! I will never be the same again! I am not a warrior and I will never fight again!
GEORGI: You're not even gonna point out the fact that your parents are dead and that I can't stop laughing!?
WINN: No!
GEORGI: Or the fact that your wife could be dead and completely gibbed in space?
WINN: NO!
GEORGI: Then what the fuck are you so mad about!?
WINN: MY... GOD DAMN... YURI ! ! !
WINN screams for the final time and loudest time as he shakes up the solar system itself. In his fully, unrelenting rage--he achieves the generic power up once more--BANANA.
ALEKS and WAHEEB look at the sky back on EARTH, feeling the overwhelming surge of power from WINN.
GEORGI looks at WINN, completely caught off guard that someone could get so powerful over something so god damn stupid.
=== CHAPTER 10 - SONO CHI NO SADAME ===
WINN: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOO!
WINN poses extravagantly without a single ounce of shame.
GEORGI: What the fuck was that?
WINN: idk
GEORGI: It looks like your the legendary BANANA BERRY that defeated DAVID after all.
GEORGI microclaps rapidly like an autistic kid.
GEORGI: FIGHT ME!!!! FIIIIGHT MEEEEE!
WINN does the pose.
WINN: KAMEEEHAMEEEE...!
GEORGI spreads his arms open as he charges towards WINN, ready to meet the blast head-on but suddenly... WINN KAMEHAMEHA's the ceiling instead, causing a leak in the ceiling that starts to suck everything in.
GEORGI: NOOOOO!
As WINN and GEORGI start levitating towards the leak, WINN pulls out his flip-phone and starts typing down 'sv_gravity 800'. He then falls back the ground on his ass. WINN watches as GEORGI is helplessly sucked out of ASSBURGER HQ's throne room.
GEORGI: 
WINN: 
GEORGI: 
As GEORGI is sucked off of ASSBURGER HQ, he is pummeled straight into space at the speed of light, WINN smiles but realizes that he was now blonde.
WINN: wtf I look 50% soy now get this gay dye shit off me, and wtf is this gel making my shit stand up
WINN messes his hair, but realizes that he was not hair-dyed yellow by some stealth 100 nickers.
WINN: fuck.
ASSBURGER HQ TELECOM: Severe damage to hull detected. Manual self destruction count-down activated... Ten...
WINN: Fuck!TELECOM: Nine...
WINN quick puts his "happy time" fingers on his forehead in an attempt to transmission to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE... But since the KAMEHAMEHOUSE has changed a lot in the last day from repairs, he now for some reason cannot grasp it's mental location.
WINN: Shit! I can't even TRANSMISSION to EARTH!? What the fuck is my memory, it's a god damn planet for fuck sakes!
TELECOM: Eight...
WINN quickly flips open his phone.
WINN: Damn it! If I was able to transmission ALEKS and WAHEEB, why can't I do anything here you fuckin' idiot!?
TELECOM: Plot device. Seven...
WINN starts downloading SNAPCHAT using the ASSBURGER HQ's wifi.
TELECOM: Six...
The phone immediately struggles to download the oversized app. 
WINN runs around the ship searching for any spare escape pods.
WINN: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
TELECOM: Five...
WINN slaps the phone around and it somehow makes it download faster.
TELECOM: Four...
WINN's phone finishes download SNAPCHAT.
TELECOM: Three...
WINN opens the app in a panic and starts using the 'find my friends' feature.
TELECOM: Two...
WINN sees ALEK's stupid looking BITMOJI on EARTH with the KAMEHAMEHOUSE and begins to manifest it's location.
TELECOM: One.
WINN: INSTANT TRANSMISSION! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!
ASSBURGER EMPIRE HQ blows up, and WINN fails to escape.
WINN: 
The flames of the entire base explosion reaches WINN, and he is engulfed within it. WINN's silhouette fades into the fire as a great explosion shook space.
On September 28, 2008... WINN passed away.
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Just kidding faggots you really think I would kill off my own character HAHAHAHUSADIUHJFSADIBJNFASDIBJNKADFSOINJUAGSD BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS
And so WINN, using SNAPCHAT at the last second, developed a clear image of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE all the way from space. He transmissions to the house at the last second.
WINN pops into thin air, behind him being a surprised ALEKS and WAHEEB.
As WINN catches his breath and has a mini-panic attack. Collapsing to the floor, he sees the sight of his newfound friends' worried expressions.
ALEKS: WINN! Are you alright!? Did you kill GEORGI?!
WAHEEB: What happened to the HQ!? How'd you escape?
WINN pants some more in an exaggerated manner and begins to speak some English.
WINN: HQ is a goner... The stupid thing self-destructed after some fucker pressed the big red button.
ALEKS: And what about GEORGI? Did he escape?
WINN's face turns into the think emoji.
WINN: Either he suffocated in space or he's about to freeze to death there. Unless something even more full of bullshit happens.
ALEKS and WAHEEB breathe a sigh of relief, realizing that their respective races may have just been avenged at the hand of a single BERRY.
ALEKS: You've done us a great service. Here, have this.
Gold (500) Added
WINN: ...Thank... You...?
WAHEEB: Here, have a Med-kit!
WINN: OK, OK! Enough with the items! More importantly...
WINN turns around and finds that his house has been repaired... Terribly. It's covered in duct tape and wooden planks. WINN's KAMEHAMEHOUSE looked more like a base in Gmod.
WINN: Jesus fucking Christ...!
ALEKS spins his hammer from Howe's around proudly.
ALEKS: Did we do good?
WAHEEB: Only the finest NAMEXICAN architecture.
WINN: ...It's beautiful.
== CHAPTER 11 - THE FUTURE IS NOW ==
10:00 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSEAs WINN brushes himself off and starts walking towards his newly reconstructed KAMEHAMEHOUSE, he stops mid-way and remembers something like the irresponsible fuck he is.WINN: Wait a second, where's BRUT?
WAHEEB: He's sleeping in the house.
ALEKS: Yeah, surprisingly after you get pass the crying part, hes not so bad. Still some shitty first words though.
WINN breathes a sigh of relief, yet a tightening feeling envelops his chest as he realizes something.
ALEKS: Did... Did you get your wife back?
WINN pinches his nose.
WINN: No. I haven't found her. Even if she was still on the ship, she's gone now.
ALEKS: Damn, sorry to hear about that.
WINN: No... This is my fault. If I didn't leave her when she needed me, things could've turned out different. I could've protected her when they came.
WINN: Right now, what matters is keeping BRUT safe and you guys around.
Although WINN tried to play off his remarks stoically, ALEKS could tell deep within that he was hurting.
WAHEEB: Hey WINN, I'm still sorry about the arcade machine.
WINN: Arcade machine...?
WINN puts his hand on his chin and thinks for a very brief moment before realizing what WAHEEB had meant.
WINN: Oh, that arcade machine! Nah man, It's cool! It's just a bunch of tickets.
WAHEEB: You're not angry?
WINN: Of course not! I'd never get upset over such a thing.
WAHEEB: Your not mad that I wasted your time?
WINN: Nah man, we didn't waste shit!
WAHEEB: So you're not gonna beat the shit out of me like my dad did?
WINN: ...No, NICKER!
WINN: Listen, no matter what happens, I'll never harbor any ill intent against ya. What angers me is something I decide alone, and you haven't angered me once, alright?
WAHEEB: ...Right.
WINN gives a relieved smile and pats WAHEEB's shoulder.
WINN (thinking): WAHEEB's a weird one, that's for sure... But there's some deep goodness in him. I know it.
ALEKS: Hey, I can't believe I noticed this now, but what happened to your damn hair!?
WINN rolls his eyes up to where his hair is, the latter now a big pile of bananas.
WINN: Oh, shit! Who dyed my hair blonde!?
ALEKS: You look gay, also did you get contacts or something? Your eyes are green now.
WINN: What?
WINN touches his own face in panic.
WINN: Jesus man, this is too much for one day.
ALEKS: Well, besides the hair and shit, at least you're good.
WINN: Yeah.
WINN watches the sun setting as he takes in his surroundings. The KAMEHAMEHOUSE was quiet and somber, missing an important piece.
WINN: It's getting late. We should hit the sack.
ALEKS and WAHEEB nod, and the three head into the house for a new day.
Yet as the three enter the house, they realize that the interior was still burnt as shit.
WINN: Fuck... Not even the couch survived. Did any of you get sleeping bags by any chance?ALEKS: As a matter of fact, yeah! Thanks to my absolutely humongous intellect, I thought before-hand and had LEE get us a couple of sleeping bags.
ALEKS walks to a corner where a pile of boxes where and opens one of them, inside were the sleeping bags that he had mentioned.
WINN: Oh my dear god, thank you. I didn't want to have to fly over all the way to WALBART or some shit.
ALEKS: Praise me harder.
WINN: What?
ALEKS: what
WAHEEB: what
WINN: Well alright, I've got to take BRUT to a daycare tomorrow while we figure this shit out. For now, let's just keep low and try to watch out for ASSBURGERIAN militia.
WAHEEB and ALEKS both nod.
WINN: And we're keeping the name TEAM NINGEN. No other option.
ALEKS: But mine was so much cooler.
WINN: SShhhhhshhhshhh! Shut the fuck up! TEAM NINGEN! Our first objective!
WINN: Sleep.
2:30 AM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
As WAHEEB snores louder than a fucking freight train, and ALEKS sleeping with his armor on for some reason, WINN rolls around restlessly in his gay-ass pajamas.
WINN whispers to himself like the pathetic NICKER he is.
WINN: Huugh... I can't complete the objective.
WINN rolls over and sees BRUT peacefully sleeping in his burnt as fuck crib.
WINN: ...You might not see momma anymore, little guy.
WINN: Man... If he grows up and learns about the truth... No... I can't let that happen.
WINN: I'll make sure he doesn't.
WINN: Maybe some stupid story like how I left with him or something would work...
WINN: Or maybe she leaves us? Nah. Something more-
As WINN whispers to himself, ALEKS pats WINN on the back and scares the living shit out of WINN.
WINN: AAAAAAHHH!
ALEKS: WAAAHHHH!
As both finish their brief jumpscare scream, they look around to make sure WAHEEB and BRUT are still asleep.
WINN: Oh thank god, why'd you do that!? You nearly made me shit myself!
ALEKS: Well I heard you whispering to yourself and I was wondering if you were alright.
WINN: First off, weird, second off, gay!
ALEKS: You know what I mean! You're losing sleep because of what happened, right?
WINN closes his eyes and crosses his arms.
WINN: Listen. The first day BRUT was born, I knew I could've never taken care of him alone, and that's why I was so glad my wife was around. But now... My deepest fears have become reality.
WINN: What if I raise him up to be a piece of shit? What if I'm just not a good father? And for god sake, where is Laura!?
ALEKS feels a little remorseful before handing off some advice.
ALEKS: Yeah, I don't know what it feels like to be in your shoes, I'm only turning seventeen soon for god sake.
ALEKS: But right now, all that matters is that you're there for him. Because my dad wasn't there for me.
WINN looks at ALEKS silently and takes a deep breath.
WINN: Yeah, you're right. I'll just be there to guide him through it all.
ALEKS: And if he does any forbidden shit, just get the belt.
WINN: Uh... Right. Thanks, ALEKS.
ALEKS: No problem.
As ALEKS returns to his bag, WINN covers himself up again and thinks.
WINN: (Just be there for him, huh? Now that I think about it, I never got to meet my parents. At least BRUT will have me. Yeah. And at least I have these guys to watch each others back now. We can make it.)
== CHAPTER 12 - FUCK THIS TIMELIME UP B ==
7:00 AM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSEWINN yawns and notices that his gay blonde hair is gone. WINN: I was just starting to get used to it too.
WINN's phone rings, causing ALEKS to roll in his sleeping bag and WAHEEB to snore even louder.
He shuffles around his pocket like the dumbass he is and realizes he forgot to charge his phone. The words LEE appear on the front display.
WINN: ehem, Wassup my nÍgga!
LEE: Yo boy! How you liking the new house so far?
WINN: It's fuckin beautiful. You could've helped me out with some fucking AC though, I'm sweating like balls in here.
LEE: Riiight my bad dog, I gotta get to work tho so bear with it for now! Peace!
WINN: Peace.
The call hangs up and WINN lets out a sigh.
WINN turns around to see WAHEEB literally right next to him.
WINN: HOLY FUCK!
WINN screeches like the pussy he is. WAHEEB returns him a confused look.
WINN: You scared the shit out of me, dude!
WAHEEB: What? How?
ALEKS rolls over even more.
ALEKS: Pleaaase shut the fuck uppp...
WINN: You talking to me dipshit?
ALEKS: Both of youuuuu...
WINN shrugs and pokes ALEKS with his foot.
WINN: Come on, rise and shine dumbass. We've gotta go to WALMART.
ALEKS: For what?
WINN: For an AC, baby food, and a new computer for my damn Yuri. Also some toothpaste and toothbrushes, I can smell your putrid ass breath from here.
WINN kicks ALEKS more annoyingly.
ALEKS: Jesus Christ, I get it! Alright!
WINN: Wait a second.
WINN suddenly remembers he has a son, again... and runs to the makeshift crib to see if hes alright.
As WINN peers down, he sees BRUT sleeping surprisingly quietly.
WINN: Thank god. Alright, who's babysitting BRUT?
ALEKS: Not it!
WAHEEB: Wha- Not it!
WINN: Alright WAHEEB, you're babysitting. You're a natural anyway.
WAHEEB: Fuck!
WAHEEB's shout echoes through the room and wakes up BRUT into a crying fit.
BRUT: 
TEAM NINGEN stands in place silently.
WINN: Welp, whatever. He's your problem now. Feed him his formula and change his diapers, peace!
WINN instantly grabs ALEKS and transmissions to WALMART.
WAHEEB: ...
WAHEEB looks around before looking back at BRUT.
WAHEEB: ...Goochie goochie goo, bitch!
7:10 AM - Las Vegas, Nevada - WALMARTWINN and ALEKS pops out of thin air at the WALMART parking lot--right in-front of a homeless dude who thinks hes just hallucinating from the meth he took last night.
WINN: Alright, you just get the baby shit and I'll get everything else.
ALEKS: Why can't you just, you know, throw your kid into the ocean and be done with it?
WINN: You think I haven't thought of that before?
ALEKS: Oh...
WINN shoves a list to ALEKS.
WINN: Now go and buy things from that list.
ALEKS: okbitch
7:30 AM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
WAHEEB continues to play with BRUT, shaking all sorts of stupid items wildly infront of him while making ASSBURGER noises. BRUT giggles and cackles.
WAHEEB: You know, now that you don't smell like shit and arn't crying 24/7, you're not so bad.
BRUT: Hentai, Hentai!
WAHEEB: Nevermind, you're fucking awful.
WAHEEB continues to entertain BRUT surprisingly well,
when suddenly the shitty makeshift door to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE is kicked down and flies across the fuckin' room.
WAHEEB: What the...
A familiar figure appears before WAHEEB...
WAHEEB: ...WINN?
7:40 AM - Las Vegas, Nevada - WALMART
Meanwhile in the hygiene section, WINN finally decides on what color his toothbrush should be.
WINN: Yep. This is important.
Suddenly, ALEKS drifts his shopping cart into full view.
In ALEKS' shopping cart is an actual skyhigh pile of merchandise. The pile is so high that it nearly touches the ceiling, other customers noticing from opposite ends of the store WeirdChamping as items fall out of the unbalanced pile.
ALEKS: Alright, I’m here.
WINN: What the actual fuck!? What’s all of this shit? I told you to only buy shit on the list!
ALEKS: It’s stuff for my room.
WINN stares daggers at ALEKS.
ALEKS: What? It’s important.
WINN: Whatever, did you even buy the stuff I asked you to?
ALEKS: Of course I did, it should be riiiiight-
ALEKS begins to climb to the 20-meter-high pile, digging his arm through each section before finally reaching the top.
ALEKS: Aha! Here!
ALEKS pulls out a package of diapers from the pile.
WINN: At least you did one thing right. What the hell is even in this pile of junk?
ALEKS: Hey, it's not junk. I've got a PS3, a Wii, a motherfuckin-
WINN: I hope you know I’m not paying for any of this shit.
ALEKS: Of course you’re not, I am.
WINN: You have the money?
ALEKS: Yep, with this little baby.
ALEKS pulls out what seemed to be a ASSBURGERIAN credit card.
WINN: You know we don’t use whatever currency your empire used, right?
ALEKS: …Fuck.
WINN lets out a sigh as he pinches his nose. He stretches before grabbing the shopping cart and ALEKS, INSTANT TRANSMISSIONING everything in front of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
WINN: Aaand now I’m banned from that WALMART.
ALEKS: You shoplift at WALMARTs with your INSTANT TRANSMISSION all the time?
WINN: Yes.
WINN carries a load of boxes of electronics and appliances as ALEKS rolls his shopping cart up closer to the house.
ALEKS: You go right ahead, this is gonna take a while to move in.
WINN: Why did you have to buy that much shit?
As WINN whistles his way to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, he notices that the door is missing.
WINN: God damn it… WAHEEB! What the hell did you do to the door!? WAHEEB...?
As WINN walks in, he sees shadowy figure choking the shit out of WAHEEB.
WINN: What the…!
WINN drops his belongings and powers up.
As the shadowy figure turns it's gaze towards WINN, it lets go of the unconscious WAHEEB and points both of its fingers towards it's head, suddenly disappearing after.
WINN grips his fists and looks around, ready for a fight, but nothing happens. 
WINN runs to WAHEEB, checking for his vital signs.
WINN: …Whew... He’s alive.
WINN rushes towards the crib and sees that BRUT had been sleeping the entire time.
WINN: Thank fucking god…
As ALEKS walks in with the first pile of his merch, he sees WAHEEB lying unconscious.
ALEKS: Woah, what the hell!?
WINN quickly runs to ALEKS and grabs him by the shoulders.
WINN: ALEKS! Did you see anyone leave this house!?
ALEKS: What? No… I only saw you enter, what happened?
WINN: What!? Someone was in here, ready to donut punch WAHEEB until I got here!
WAHEEB begins to regain consciousness and groans.
WAHEEB: Wha-…
WINN: WAHEEB! What happened!? Who attacked you!?
WAHEEB: Huh…?
WINN: Who attacked you!?
WAHEEB: …Y-You...
WINN is frozen in shock as ALEKS gives him a suspicious glare.
Suddenly, a shockwave rumbles the KAMEHAMEHOUSE from outside. A bright light appears right in front of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
ALEKS: I’ve got questions, but it’ll have to be for later. Looks like we’ve got company.
As WINN and ALEKS run outside the house, they witness a black hole, which is ironically extremely bright and has sparks shooting out of it to look cool.
ALEKS: Fus ro daaahhh!
WINN: What…?
ALEKS: You wouldn’t get it.
As the wormhole becomes brighter, a mysterious figure emerges from it.
WINN and ALEKS power up, readying themselves for a grand fight.
WAHEEB runs out of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, visibly injured yet still ready to fight.
But as the figure emerges from the wormhole, a confused look was the only expression it had…
It was none other than…
== CHAPTER 13 - THE INFO DUMP ==
As the unknown fucker glare at TEAM NINGEN with a
confused look, WINN and ALEKS prepared for duking.
WINN takes a few steps forward.
WINN: Who are you? Why did you attack WAHEEB?
As ALEKS looks around, he notices that all of his merch
has been sucked into the wormhole the unknown fucker came from.
ALEKS: My-… My shit!
The fucker glares at ALEKS.
ALEKS: How dare you… HOW DARE YOU!?
Without even hesitating, ALEKS superdashes towards the
unknown fucker.
The unknown fucker doesn’t move an inch, staring down
ALEKS as he charges at him.
ALEKS: Eat this shit, bitch!
ALEKS builds a GALICK NO in both of his hands and proceeds
to point blank the fucker, causing an explosion that engulfs him.
As ALEKS jumps out of the smoke, WINN raises an eyebrow.
WINN: Jesus we could’ve at least had some edgy monologue
first.
ALEKS: He’s still standing.
WINN: Yeah, I know. This guy seems stronger than we thought.
The smoke clears and the fucker is revealed to not have a
single scratch on him. As ALEKS powers up once more, the fucker actually starts
to talk.
The Fucker: Listen, I think I might be in the wrong
timeline.
WINN and ALEKS give the fucker a confused look.
WINN: Wait what? Who even are you?
BRUTICUS: I am BRUT. Your son.
WINN widens his Asian eyes as ALEKS crosses his arms.
ALEKS: 
WINN: 
BRUTICUS: No really, I’m your damn son. And I’ve also come
from the future.
WINN: Nonsense, there’s no way my son would ever grow up
wearing that.
WINN points at BRUTICUS’ questionable clothing.
BRUTICUS: Hey, they don’t look that bad. Besides, I have one
way I can prove I’m your son.
WINN: And that is?
BRUTICUS smirks.
BRUTICUS:  I
know what happened to Laura.
WINN: …
ALEKS: Oh shit.
WAHEEB stumbles from the porch, now mostly reinvigorated
using his NAMEXICAN cells.
WAHEEB: What the hell is going on?
WINN: B-…BRUT…
WINN: There’s no way… W-What happened to her?
BRUTICUS: Sorry pops, telling you would create a paradox of some sort. If it makes you feel any better, I am not from
this timeline. In my timeline, you died a few years from now.
WINN: W-What?
BRUTICUS: I need to make this quick. But I come from a
timeline where you are eventually killed by CAFFEINE POISONING. Also androids.
WAHEEB looks at WINN victoriously.
WAHEEB: I told you!
WINN: So to stop it, what do I do?
BRUTICUS reaches into his pocket and throws WINN a
capsule, WINN catches the capsule and sees a lid with the label: "EAT THIS SHIT, BITCH".
BRUTICUS: Stop drinking coffee and take one pill daily. I’ve
traveled here because you are about to enter stage one of caffeine poisoning.
WINN instinctively pops open a STARFUCKS and begins chugging.
WINN: Sorry, what was that?
BRUTICUS pinches his nose.
BRUTICUS: ALAN told me you were dumb as hell.
WAHEEB: ALAN? Who’s that?
BRUTICUS: Oops. Spoilers. He can’t come here right now any
who, he’s dealing with problems in our timeline at the moment.
ALEKS gets goosebumps for some odd reason.
WINN: Also, could you close that stupid wormhole behind you?
It’s hurting my eyes.
BRUTICUS looks behind him.
BRUT: Ah, right.
BRUTICUS points some sort of remote controller at the
portal and pushes on it’s button. The portal instantly collapses in on itself.
WINN: Much better.
ALEKS: There goes all my shit.
BRUTICUS: Also some faggot is coming with androids to kill you all. You'll all know what I'm talking about when it comes so start training now.
WINN: That's crazy man. Wait, so you didn’t attack WAHEEB?
BRUTICUS: …What?
WINN: You’re not the one who showed up and choked the shit
out of WAHEEB?
WAHEEB instinctively touches his throat.
BRUTICUS: …When did this happen?
WINN: Just right before you showed up. WAHEEB said that the
person who attacked him was me, but seeing how you look like me, he could’ve
mistaken you for me.
ALEKS: You two actually look nothing alike.
BRUTICUS: W-What!?
WINN: What?
BRUTICUS: That shouldn’t have happened…
WINN: The fact that WAHEEB was choked or the fact that we
look nothing alike?
BRUTICUS: WAHEEB was attacked by someone who looked exactly
like you?
WAHEEB nods his head causing BRUT to shudder a little.
WINN: Why? What happened?
BRUT: …I… I don’t know…
BRUT: No… It can only be the action of an external chronal
interloper…
ALEKS: English please.
BRUT: Ugh… I’m saying I might have attracted some other time
travelling freak to this timeline.
WINN: What? How so?
BRUT: Usually, whenever I open up wormholes like the one you
saw right behind me, it causes a sort of special signal to be sent out across time and space, but only those with this can sense the signal.
BRUTICUS shows off his hand, revealing a silvery ring on
his index finger.
WINN: The hell is that?
BRUTICUS: It’s a TIME RING. It allows me to travel through
time and timelines. That could only mean someone else with this ring has come
here…
BRUTICUS: It seems that coming here has its drawbacks after
all. Whoever I may attracted to this realm has some pretty bad motives.
WAHEEB: Yeah, choking me is a pretty bad motive.
ALEKS: I’ll EVO them, easy.
WINN: But who…?
All of a sudden, a peculiar face shows up behind TEAM NINGEN.
WINN, ALEKS, and WAHEEB look at ZAMASS floating downtowards them.WINN: ZAMASS! Where the hell have you been this entire
time!?
ALEKS: ZAMASS? Who the hell is this guy?
WAHEEB frowns realizing he is no longer the exclusive
green fucker.
BRUTICUS glares at ZAMASS in a peculiar way.
BRUTICUS: And already this timeline is starting to be
altered by my actions. ZAMASS never comes here originally.
ZAMASS: My ears heard the word “TIME RING” and so I was
interested, as a KAMI that is.
WINN: What does being a KAMI have to do with it?
ZAMASS shows his index finger to show that he too has a
TIME RING.
ZAMASS: Usually NINGENS who try to use the TIME RING will find that
it is completely useless.
ALEKS: What? Then how come WINN’s son can use it?
ZAMASS: That is exactly what I wanted to know. Speak up,
mortal.
BRUTICUS clenches his fists and gives an almost furious stare
at ZAMASS.
BRUTICUS: Because I’ve achieved… CHERRY KI.
Everyone looks at BRUTICUS like an idiot.
WINN: A what now?
BRUTICUS: CHERRY KI can also be called “godly ki”… but
having it allows you to use the TIME RING just as a KAMI could. It’s pinkish in
its native KAMI form, but red when used by mortals. Alongside being able to use
godly artifacts, it also grants you godly amounts of power.
ZAMASS gives a suspicious glare at BRUTICUS.
ZAMASS: How does a mortal like you know all of this… How did
you achieve this said “CHERRY KI”?
TEAM NINGEN glare at BRUTICUS.
BRUTICUS: …Because I’ve fought you before in my timeline.
Many times. And eventually, I destroyed you before your ambitions could be realized.
This is why I am so surprised something happened in this timeline that was out
of my model, someone attacked WAHEEB even though I destroyed the only external
threat with the time ring.
WINN, ALEKS, and WAHEEB are all surprised by this sudden
development, as ZAMASS stares at BRUTICUS.
ZAMASS: So you’ve achieved this “CHERRY KI” through me, but
why have we been fighting?
BRUTICUS: Hmph.
BRUTICUS points towards TEAM NINGEN.
BRUTICUS: Listen the fuck up, all of you. The ZAMASS in my
timeline became evil a few years from now in my timeline. He became an incel
and wanted to destroy all mortals, including all NINGENS.
WINN widens his Asian eyes once more, as ALEKS and WAHEEB
glare suspiciously at ZAMASS.
BRUTICUS: But of course, that’s in my timeline, where WINN
died before he could talk or convince ZAMASS out of it. But mark my words. ZAMASS
is not a good person.
ZAMASS grits his teeth and clenches his fists.
ZAMASS: Enough nonsense, mortal! You have already made
severe transgressions alone for travelling through time! Let alone possessing an artifact reserved for KAMI's, you achieved a form
of energy you were never meant to hold and then exploited it to coming
here!
BRUTICUS: ZAMASS, my mission here is complete. I’ve given
WINN the medicine, advice, and warnings about you and the androids. My work
here is done. I would destroy here once and for all, but I cannot be sure if
you can change for the better if my father survives. Besides, if you really do
turn evil in this timeline, my father will be more than capable of stopping
you.
BRUTICUS points a remote at the space behind him, opening
a portal and waves back to TEAM NINGEN.
ZAMASS: Oh no you don’t!
ZAMASS charges towards BRUTICUS, but as he is about to
reach him, the portal had already closed behind BRUTICUS.
ZAMASS: …Mmmm, Damn it!
WINN: ZAMASS…?
ZAMASS turns around to see an anxious TEAM NINGEN.
WINN: The hell is the meaning of all of this? Do you really
think about going on to end all mortals? And you weren't the one that attacked WAHEEB, right?
ZAMASS sighs and brushes himself off.
ZAMASS: …No, WINN. I don't plan on some sort of "ZERO NINGEN PLAN" and I don't even know who this "WAHEEB" is.
WAHEEB walks forward.
WAHEEB: I'm extremely certain he didn't attack me, WINN. The guy who attacked me looked just like you, remember?
WINN: Right...
ZAMASS: Even though I could destroy all of mortal-kind, I won't.
ALEKS: I don’t know who you are, but I get all my merch from
here, so if you’re planning to destroy NINGENS, you’re in for a big asswhooping.
WAHEEB: I don’t know much about this planet, but from what
WINN has shown me, I think it’s worth defending.
WINN: You guys…
ZAMASS raises his eyebrows and nods.
ZAMASS: I know, I know. You all love this planet, so do I.
We’ll all defend it together, alright?
WINN breathes a sigh of relief.
WINN: I knew you had it in you, ZAMASS! TEAM NINGEN, put
your hands in the middle!
ALEKS: No.
ZAMASS: I’m not doing that.
WAHEEB: …
WINN: Come the fuck on! We’re a team now defending EARTH and
shit so just fucking do it!
ALEKS walks away to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, ZAMASS teleports away and WAHEEB just stands
there.
WINN: Fuck you guys!
WAHEEB walks towards WINN and extends his arm just like
he did the first time they met.
WINN returns with a confused look before smirking
afterward and shakes WAHEEB’s hand.
WINN: Hahaha! You’re still a damn funny one.
WAHEEB: I get that a lot.
11:00 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
TEAM NINGEN are fast asleep in their respective sleeping
bags as WAHEEB snores like a freight train once more. WINN holds onto the
CAFFEINE MEDICINE he received from BRUTICUS and stares at it, then staring back
at BRUT’s crib.
WINN: You heard that little guy? Your future counterpart
might just save my life...
WINN opens the capsule and takes a pill before turning
off the lamp next to him and covering himself in his sleeping bag.
As WINN falls fast asleep… a shadowy figure appears
inside the KAMEHAMEHOUSE. As they look around to see if anyone is still awake,
they walk next to the sleeping WINN and snatches the CAFFEINE MEDICINE into
their pocket. Without any further movements, the intruder disappears into
nothingness.
== CHAPTER 14 - THE PS3 SOLUTION ==
7:00 AM - Lake Mead, Nevada – KAMEHAMEHOUSE
As WAHEEB snores, ALEKS rolls around as he is awoken by an
extremely loud WINN in the living room.
ALEKS: Damn we should’ve insulated the walls or something.
ALEKS stumbles out of his sleeping bag and sees a furious
WINN holding BRUT in one arm and a pillow in the other. He looks like he’s
about to rip apart the couch pillow.
WINN: You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me!
BRUT seems to not only be undisturbed by WINN’s anger but also
entertained by it.
ALEKS looks in front of WINN and sees that he had been
watching television.
ALEKS: What the hell, EARTH’s TV’s are ass.
WINN notices ALEKS behind him and snarls.
WINN: I just got the cheapest one at the WALMART alright? It’s
your fault I shoplifted at my eighth WALMART!
ALEKS shrugs.
ALEKS: What are you watching? I wanna see.
ALEKS glares at the TV and sees the words scrolling pass
the screen: “Senator Sernie Banders drops out of the 2008 Nomination.”
ALEKS: Is this… EARTH Politics?
WINN chucks the remote out the window and unplugs the TV.
ALEKS: Jesus man chill-
WINN then proceeds to carry the TV over his head with his
free hand and toss it out the broken window.
BRUT cackles and begins clapping.
WAHEEB appears yawning and covering his ears.
WAHEEB: The hell is going on?
WINN: THE LIGHT HAS GONE OUT OF MY LIFE!
ALEKS: WINN’s uhh, having a little political breakdown.
WINN brushes his hands up and takes a deep breath.
WINN: Well my day is off to a shitty start. I got up early for
this shit just to be disappointed.
WAHEEB: Next time you’re gonna break a window warn me.
WAHEEB picks his ears.
WAHEEB: My hearing is really damn sensitive.
WINN: Don’t we like, yell every day?
WAHEEB: High pitch sounds in particular are really sensitive.
ALEKS begins to whistle, causing WAHEEB to shut his ears.
WAHEEB: The fuck did I just say?
ALEKS wheezes like a teapot before chuckling a little.
ALEKS: Oh my god, that was so funny!
WINN: Ugh, have both of you seen my damn pills?
WAHEEB and ALEKS shake their heads.
WINN: Wait what? I thought one of you fuckers hid it from me
as a prank.
ALEKS: Who knows, maybe Jolly Green over here ate the bottle
whole in his sleep.
WAHEEB: Hey!
WINN groans and looks at the broken window.
WINN: Damn I wish I could reverse time. Like, I could put my
hand on that window and just woosh, revert all the shards back together.
WAHEEB: Foreshadowing.
ALEKS: Alright alright, let’s talk about the elephant in my
room.
WINN: The elephant in the room IS my pills, idiot.
ALEKS: Let me get to the point…
ALEKS: We all heard that warning BRUTICUS gave us. What do
we do with it?
WINN: Let’s start training, I guess.
ALEKS: Hmmm… ZENKAI is a basic but good idea.
WAHEEB and WINN tilt their head.
WAHEEB: ZENKAI?
ALEKS: It’s the BERRY’s nature to recover from life-threatening
wounds and to become waay stronger by surviving it.
WINN: Sounds like a plot device to me.
ALEKS: Whether it is or not is irrelevant, it just works.
WAHEEB: This is sort of similar to my NAMEXICAN regeneration,
but I’ve never heard about a significant power boost before.
In a sudden flash of light, ZAMASS appears besides
everyone.
ZAMASS: Greetings.
ALEKS, WAHEEB, and WINN are surprised by ZAMASS.
WINN: Hey ZAMMY, have you seen my damn pills?
ZAMASS: No.
ALEKS: Damn it, if we don’t find that shit your good as
dead.
WINN: Hey who knows, maybe if I just stop drinking coffee
like fuckin’ crazy I could avoid CAFFEINE POISONING.
WAHEEB: I highly doubt you’ll quit coffee.
WINN clicks his tongue.
ZAMASS: Either way, how can you trust what that mortal gave
you was actually medicine?
WINN: Well I took one before going to sleep last night and
it didn’t kill me.
ZAMASS: Hmmm, either way, that medicine is the result of an
time altercation, perhaps it is the best that-
WINN grabs ZAMASS by his collar and starts hysterically
shaking him.
WINN: Don’t you get it!? I’m gonna fuckin dieeeeee!
ZAMASS just goes with it and turns into a ragdoll.
ZAMASS: Alright, alright! We can find your medicine!
WINN puts ZAMASS down.
WINN: Man, fuck 2008. BRUTICUS could’ve at least left us a
way to contact him from this timeline.
ALEKS: Who knows how long until he’ll be back.
Suddenly, a scratching is heard at the door. 
TEAM NINGEN looks at the door as WINN gives a gesture to
be ready. WINN puts BRUT in his crib quietly, slowly walks towards the door and
opens it carefully…
WINN builds up a Ki blast in his hand and pokes outside
the door… and is greeted by a cat.WINN: What the…
WINN picks up the nearly pitch black cat and it meows.
ALEKS shouts out to WINN from further behind.
ALEKS: WINN! What did you find?
WINN looks around and indulges in his inner cat lover for
a little bit before turning around.
WINN begins to giggle like a retard and pets the cat
vigorously. The cat purrs as WINN pets it. WINN turns around with the cat in
his arms.
WINN: Just this little guy, I think it’s a stray. I have no
idea how the fuck it ended up on this island in the literal middle of the lake,
but yeah.
TEAM NINGEN gives varying responses of relief and
adoration.
ZAMASS: I sense no other Ki from the cat, it is indeed a
stray.
ALEKS: Perfect timing, I was getting hungry for dinner.
WINN: What are you a fuckin’ chink?
WAHEEB: Hey, let me pet it!
WINN passes the cat to WAHEEB. WAHEEB pets the cat immediately
begins to hiss.
WAHEEB: Uhhh, I think-
The cat bites WAHEEB and WAHEEB yells at a thousand
decibels.
The entire house rumbles and BRUT starts to cry.
WAHEEB: You insolent little rat!
WAHEEB points his fingers right at the cat.
WAHEEB: SPECIAL ED CA-
WINN: Holy shit, chill!
ALEKS is munching on popcorn as ZAMASS pinches his nose.
WAHEEB stops himself from absolutely lasering the cat and passes
it back to WINN.
WINN: Alrighty then, perhaps we should keep you two apart.
Maybe it’s because you’re green.
WAHEEB: ayocmonbruh
WINN: Anywho, we need to give it a name. Any ideas guys?
ALEKS: Dinner.
ZAMASS: …
WINN: We’re not naming it fucking dinner. How hungry are
you?
ALEKS: I just want some poutine man.
WAHEEB: How about PERLA?
WINN: Stupid but original, PERLA it is.
WINN holds up the cat and realizes something.
WINN: Fuck. We’ve gotta get a bunch of cat shit now.
ALEKS: I needed to repurchase all my merch lost in that
black hole anyway.
WINN: You didn’t “purchase” anything. Also I just realized, since
all your merch got sucked into that wormhole he came from, I wonder what he’s
doing with it on the other side.
THE FUTURE TIMELINE – LOCATION UNKNOWN
BRUTICUS is sitting on a couch, surrounded by merch and playing
GTA IV and is trying to do the swingset glitch. Surrounding him is hundreds of
titles for the PS3, a brand new router, and a flatscreen TV.
BRUTICUS: Come on… Come on…
He drives the car into the swingset and is sent flying.
BRUTICUS: Bahahahahaha! Holy shit, ALAN! You need to see
this!
Suddenly, a message pops up on the upper left of his TV. 
BRUTICUS: Friend request from… winmillion20?
BRUTICUS presses the accept button and immediately gets a
call from the user. He accepts the call and speaks and puts on his brand new
headset.
BRUTICUS: Uh… Hello?
He immediately hears WINN in all of his dogshit microphone
quality. BRUTICUS gets jumpscared a little.
BRUTICUS: W-what the!? Dad!? Is that you!? How are you
talking to me right now!
WINN:  This is fucking
insane! I’m talking to you across timelines with the power of a god damn PS3!
BRUTICUS: What the hell!? I didn’t actually think this
router would do something!
WINN: Ok well either way, I need you
toosindfgosimdfgoimntoihtowityoqit
The connection becomes shit as static fills WINN’s
microphone.
BRUTICUS: Dad you’re cutting out and it’s hurting my ears.
What?
WINN: IOSDNGASSADFUNASIONFNEEDOASDGNASODGIASONGDMEDICINEASDUFBASPIGUBASGIUB
BRUTICUS: Well… he said something about medicine. Guess that
means its time to head back.
9:00 AM - Lake Mead, Nevada – KAMEHAMEHOUSE
TEAM NINGEN are sitting on a couch watching WINN as he finishes
talking to BRUTICUS. WAHEEB is holding on to PERLA in his arms as ALEKS and
ZAMASS finish the popcorn.
WINN: Well hopefully he got the message.
ALEKS: You’re welcome for the idea.
WINN: Hey I didn’t know this fuckin’ thing could talk across
timelines! Do you know how fuckin’ ridiculous that is?
ZAMASS frowns as WAHEEB is entertained.
WAHEEB: That’s actually pretty priceless, I guess we should train
as we wait for BRUTICUS’ return.
WINN: Right… I wanna see how tough everyone is.
WAHEEB gets shivers from his last fight with WINN.
WAHEEB: You’re not gonna go blonde again, are you?
WINN: Wha-? Oh right. I don’t know what that blonde thing is
all about even, I guess my hairs just do that whenever I’m mad.
ALEKS: Wait a second, I remember now! You turned BANANA!
TEAM NINGEN looks at ALEKS for a brief silent moment,
before all breaking out into laughter.
WINN: Pffft! BANANA? Do I look like a fucking viet to you!?
Hahaha!
ZAMASS wheezes.
ZAMASS: You’ve gotten mad mortal!
WAHEEB: What’s next, requiring a license to make toast in
your own damn toaster?
ALEKS: I have no idea what you just said, but its true!
BERRIES have always foretold about the legend of the BANANA!
Everyone cracks up even more. WINN catches his breath and
wipes away a tear.
WINN: Let’s say your legend is true for a moment, even if I
am a BERRY, why would I, out of any other BERRIES out there, be this legendary “BANANA”?
ALEKS: Why don’t you try asking whoever the fuck is writing
this shit?
As TEAM NINGEN get loud, a loud explosion is heard
outside.
WINN: That must be BRUTICUS.
ALEKS and WAHEEB nod and head outside with WINN and
ZAMASS.
WINN looks at WAHEEB with a strange look.
WINN: You’re bringing the cat out too?
WAHEEB: She can handle it.
WINN: Wait, it’s a she?
WAHEEB: NAMEXICANS can sense the gender of any creature.
WINN: What a handy useless ability.
A cloud of smoke covers the outside of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE,
rendering TEAM NINGEN to being barely able to see anything in front of them.
WINN: Everyone, together, Alduin’s bane ends here!
WINN, ALEKS, WAHEEB & ZAMASS: LOK VAH KOOR!
TEAM NINGEN do the stupid clear skies shout in unison and
clears the fog away in a sweep of sound.
ZAMASS: That was the most stupid shit we’ve ever done.
The fog clears… and reveals a crater… But it is not BRUTICUS who emerges from it… It is none other than…
== CHAPTER 15 - THE TRUE POWER OF GEORGI THE PIORGI ==
In all of his uninviting glory, GEORGI emerges from the smoke with a smirk on his face, once again in his base form.ZAMASS: Fuck this, I’d rather just babysit BRUT.
ZAMASS immediately teleports out of plain sight.
WINN: That fucking pussy! He never helps me out when I need
him!
GEORGI cracks his neck and stretches his arms.
WINN: And for god sake, how the fuck are you alive!?
GEORGI: Are you retarded? My species is capable of surviving
in the vacuums of space.
WAHEEB, ALEKS seem unsurprised at this development, meanwhile WINN is posing like he’s a smartass anime protagonist or something.
WINN: Hmhmhmmm! I knew this all along! And that’s why I have
a backup plan for your return…
GEORGI grins in excitement.
GEORGI: And that would be…?
WINN smirks evilly and clenches his fists.
WINN: THIS FUCKING SHIT BITCH!
WINN proceeds to pull out a full on fucking tommy gun out of nowhere and fires like theres no tomorrow at GEORGI.
GEORGI: What in the fu-
Before GEORGI knew it, he is pelted in lead as the WINN fires mercilessly, each bullet causing GEORGI to ricochet back until he finally fell into the water.
WINN: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WINN continues hold the trigger in fully automatic, to the point where the barrel glowed red with the amount of heat being generated. Before he realizes though, the gun stops firing and begins to click, signifying that he had run out of ammo.
ALEKS stood there speechless and WAHEEB admired WINN’s marksmanship.
ALEKS: What in the fuck was tha-
Before ALEKS could let out another word, WINN loads a new drum mag unto the tommy and starts full auto-ing once again into the water where GEORGI fell.
WINN: Try surviving this you god damn alien fuck! Welcome to America, bitch!
WAHEEB tries to comfort a frightened PERLA in his arms by covering her eyes and brushing her back.
WAHEEB: Sooo… Am I gonna get to avenge my race yet or is he
actually dead?
ALEKS: Wait for it…
Unsurprisingly, a rather enraged GEORGI in his JUKSA form bursts out of the water in front of WINN and kicks him in the ribcage, causing WINN to violently be pelt against the ground where he slid from the sheer force of the attack. The tommy gun flies out of WINN’s hands and falls into the water some dozen meters away, WAHEEB frowns in what was a waste of a good gun.
GEORGI: What the hell was that!? That didn’t even hurt, it
was just annoying!
WINN, tattered up and bruised just from a single blow, got up slowly and brushed himself off.
As WAHEEB put down PERLA got ready to intervene, ALEKS stopped him and gestured.
ALEKS: He’s not done yet.
WAHEEB: I dunno man he looks pretty damn done to me.
ALEKS: That’s because you’re not a BERRY.
WINN cracks his neck and looks at GEORGI.
WINN: That was your introduction to American law.
GEORGI: …What?
WINN: Because you just learned about the second amendment.
GEORGI: …The second what?
WINN charges towards GEORGI and begins spamming 5L on his liver, to which GEORGI doesn’t even flinch.
GEORGI: …Really?
WINN keeps on repeatedly punching GEORGI in the stomach to no further effect… and after awhile finally does a 5H by doing a sweetass roundhouse kick to his head… which also has no effect. WINN backdashes away from GEORGI with a confused look.
WINN: Why won’t you die!?
GEORGI: Nanomachines, son!
GEORGI teleports in front of WINN and smacks him with his tail once, sending him flying backward once more. This time, WINN manages to downtech back onto the ground, recovering from the attack before seeing GEORGI wind up a punch once more.
WINN barely dodges the punch to his face, GEORGI’s fist scraping WINN’s cheek, before WINN decides to build up a ki blast in his right fist and pummel GEORGI’s crotch with it, causing an explosion engulfing the two.
Smoke covers the two in a burst of power, but as it cleared, it reveals WINN being choked to death by GEORGI.
GEORGI: Where’s your plot armor powerup now, nígga!?
WINN makes some inaudible choking sounds.
PERLA runs into the house frightfully as WAHEEB inch closer to intervening.
WAHEEB: Okay, now I think we should help him!
ALEKS: Waaaaitt… He’ll be fine… I think.
As WINN struggles for air, he raises his legs and jumpkicks off GEORGI, causing GEORGI to flinch a little and letting WINN free.
As WINN pants and is visually really fucked up, he reaches into his bag of infinite holding and drinks another STARFUCKS until it was completely empty.
WAHEEB: Isn’t he not supposed to do that?
ALEKS: Foreshadowing.
As WINN lets out a sigh, he clenches his teeth and begins for another round anyway.
GEORGI: Look, you’re not even at 5% of the power you had when
you fought me on ASSBURGER HQ! Where’s that other form you had that gave you that
gay-ass hair? Why you holdin’ back!?
WINN smirks cockily.
WINN: I don’t exactly know how to get to that form again…
But I know another way I can kick your shit in.
GEORGI: Whatever nígga, any last words?
WINN smiles as he finally gets to use a one-liner response he’s been practicing in the mirror for years now.
WINN: As a matter of fact…
GEORGI tilts his head in confusion.
WINN: KAIOKEN!
In an instantaneous flash… intense bright red colors engulfed WINN like he was aflame. The whole area became tinted in WINN’s concentrated red aura, powerful enough to destroy the planet.
GEORGI: Kaio what?
WINN’s speed, now paramount, accelerates him towards GEORGI faster than ever before.
GEORGI: What the…!?
WINN lets out a scream that is followed by a gut-wrenching punch to GEORGI’s ribcage, the punch being so violent that it breaks both the knuckles in WINN’s fist and a few ribs in GEORGI’s ribcage.
GEORGI widens his eyes in pain, surprised and shocked by the sudden increase in WINN’s strength and speed. WAHEEB is astonished as ALEKS smirks.
GEORGI slides back in ricochet from the attack, sliding on his feet backward before stopping.
WINN: BLLBLBLBLDFGOISNGOINDSOGIMGMGQE!
GEORGI grabs where he was struck and begins breathing into his mask even harder to numb the pain.
GEORGI: What the hell have you become!?
WINN accelerates once more towards GEORGI, but seeing how the charge was telegraphed, GEORGI swings at WINN at full power and ends up swinging at his afterimage…
GEORGI: What the!?
WINN pops behind GEORGI and wraps his arms around him in a hold, shortly after suplexing him headfirst into the ground so hard that his head becomes buried from the sheer force.
As GEORGI lays limp, head still buried in the ground, WINN puts his arms together for the iconic finishing move…
WINN: KAMEHAME…
An orb of red and aquamarine KI builds up between his hands… The entire area is engulfed in a bright light as ALEKS and WAHEEB watch stoicly.
WINN: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WINN unleashes the attack at full force towards GEORGI, engulfing the entire area in an explosion and causing smoke to spread through the entire island.
The smoke clears once more and there is now a bigass crater at the KAMEHAMEHOUSE’s frontyard. WINN is seen panting as GEORGI is nowhere to be found in the crater.
The red aura dissipates from WINN as he collapses to the ground, completely sore from the KAIOKEN’s side effects.
ALEKS and WAHEEB approach WINN carefully and check his wounds.
WAHEEB: What the hell was that? Some kind of thumb of god
you called down on yourself?
ALEKS: That definitely wasn’t your generic BANANA powerup…
It wasn’t strong as BANANA either, but it looks like it was just enough to
completely eradicate him. Congrats, you basically defeated the strongest being
in the universe, other than me of course.
WINN opens his eyes, still panting and tries to raise his
arms.
WINN: That was the technique passed down to me from my
father, it’s the one he tried killing JAHEEB with. In fact, the last time it
was used by him was right here on this island…
WAHEEB: Wait… Don’t tell me.
WINN: Well, this island was once the place of JAHEEB’s lair.
Until I demolished it, because damn NAMEXICAN architecture looks like shit.
WAHEEB: But you told me it looked good when we repaired your
house!
WINN: I know, I was tryin’ to be nice. No seriously, you
guys look like you built the houses that get blown up in the middle east,
bahaha!
ALEKS: You’re clearly out of commission now… That technique
does a number on your body, right?
WINN: Yeah… It greatly amplifies my life force in exchange
for CAFFEINE in my blood, but it leaves me completely defenseless when I’m
done.
WAHEEB: CAFFEINE?
WINN: My coffee addiction isn’t just for show, you know,
that’s why I drank a STARFUCKS before activating it.
ALEKS: So wait, if it uses up CAFFEINE, doesn’t that mean-
Before another word can be said, WINN falls fast asleep.
WAHEEB: Guess we better take him inside.
ALEKS: You go ahead, we both know that as impressive as that
attack was, it’s not enough to finish off GEORGI.
WAHEEB nods and carries WINN over his shoulder, flying to the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
GEORGI’s muffled screaming
is heard in the distance as the ground begins to rumble.
ALEKS backs away from the crater and witnesses GEORGI burst from the middle of the crater, covered in dirt and blood.
GEORGI: Argghhhhhh! You fucking motherfuckers!
WAHEEB returns to the scene and witnesses GEORGI’s downtrodden look.
ALEKS: Spoiler alert, he’s not happy.
WAHEEB: I can tell.
GEORGI points at the two angrily.
GEORGI: Which one of you fuckers blasted me into the
underworld!?
ALEKS: Did you already forget who you were fighting?
GEORGI: No…
WAHEEB and ALEKS squint suspiciously.
GEORGI: …Yes.
ALEKS: Well, usually I’d take up the offer of fighting him,
but I haven’t seen you fight yet, so how bout’ it?
WAHEEB looks back at ALEKS surprisingly, smirking in the process.
WAHEEB: You’re actually going to let me? That’s surprising
considering your ego. Heh, I actually get to do something for once.
WAHEEB approaches GEORGI and tosses his cloak to the ground, causing GEORGI to notice a significant change in the NAMEXICAN’s power.
GEORGI: Really? The NAMEXICAN nígga?
WAHEEB: Not just any NAMEXICAN pinche. The last one you failed
to kill.
GEORGI: Didn’t I also fail to kill your dad?
WAHEEB: Yeah, but WINN already succeeded at doing that so I’m the only one
left. I think. Probably.
GEORGI smirks underneath his mask menacingly.
GEORGI: Time for your family reunion then.
WAHEEB firms himself into a fighting stance, as GEORGI floats down to look WAHEEB in the eye.
WAHEEB: That’s cute, why don’t you back your words up then?
GEORGI: Oh, don’t worry, I don’t want to keep your father
waiting.
ALEKS yells ‘OH SHIT’ in the background.
GEORGI throws a kick at WAHEEB, the latter blocking it in air. The mighty clash causes a shockwave to ripple through the air, the last NAMEXICAN face to face with his race’s murderer. The ground begins to crack and rumble as the intensity peaks up between both of the two’s energy.
GEORGI: Now this is getting
interesting, NAMEXICAN! Your power ain’t half bad!
WAHEEB: Don’t worry, I won’t
be turning blonde or red to beat your ass.
GEORGI: Yeah, I know. You're green. Dipshit.
 GEORGI and WAHEEB’s power seem perfectly even… But will WAHEEB find a way to eradicate GEORGI off the face of the earth once and for all? Well of course not, you already know GEORGI survives well into ARC III from his wiki page, but find out anyway in the next Chapter of INFINITY FIGHTERZ! 
== CHAPTER 16 - TEAM NINGEN, THE FINEST HOUR ==
Inside the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, WINN lays paralyzed on the couch like an actual human nugget and has a disappointed expression on his face. ALEKS looks over him with ZAMASS, the latter holding BRUT in his arms. Explosions and autistic screaming from both WAHEEB and GEORGI are heard on occasion from the outside, audible yet muffled at the same time.
ALEKS: Those two are too fucking loud.
ZAMASS: It’s because they have ASSBURGERS.
ALEKS: The fuck is that?
ZAMASS: Space aids that make you retarded.
ALEKS: …What?
WINN: Can one of ya’ll pass me a STARFUCKS please, I’m parched.
ZAMASS reaches for the cooler, yet ALEKS grabs his arm.
ALEKS: What the hell is wrong with both of you? You know damn well you can’t drink more CAFFEINE.
WINN: Pleaaaaaseeee…
ZAMASS: What’s the harm in a little coffee?
ALEKS: Oh jeez, I don’t know, his god damn life?
Explosions further erupt outside, and the house rumbles a little. WAHEEB’s muffled ‘SPECIAL ED CANNON’ is heard. As the rumbling stops, BRUT begins to cackle a little. ZAMASS is visibly disgusted by him.
ZAMASS: It’s like a little, fat, baby you. I hate it.
WINN: If I could move right now, I would smack the green out of you.
ALEKS: BRUT’s a year-old right? That would mean…
WINN: Yeah, I had a whoopsie with my wife at seventeen…
ALEKS mockingly chuckles.
ALEKS: How’d you two deal with that?
WINN: Well ALEKS, I almost ditched her and BRUT, until we appeared on the MURRAY SHOW...
October 30, 2007. MURRAY SHOW Studios.
WINN and Laura sit across from each other as MURRAY holds a piece of paper, standing between both of them. An incredibly loudass crowd cheers and jeers, causing MURRAY to cover his ears.
MURRAY: Alright, everyone please shut the fuck up.
WINN: I’m not the god damn father! The bitch cheated on me!
Laura: You took my first you limp dick pickle-fuck!
The entire crowd erupts into laughter and jeering, WINN pinches his nose as his face glows red in anger.
WINN: Bitch, it was a two-way street.
MURRAY gestures the cameraguy to bleep out any cursing, which there is a lot of.
Laura: You wanna know what’s funny? You really wanna know what’s funny!? Last night, you hit up my phone begging me not to come here!
WINN: MAN I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR !*&*#&@#$&@#$)(^))#@^
The entire crowd erupts into chaos once more, some throwing their belongings at WINN. WINN stands up and spreads his arms.
MURRAY : 
WINN: You can deal you dumb cuck! Show the crowd that this ain’t my baby! Look at his face, he’s too ugly to be my son!
The crowd becomes even louder as Laura gasps at WINN’s statement. MURRAY looks like he’s had enough.
MURRAY: Alright! Sit down, WINN!
WINN: How bout’ another joke, MURRAY?
MURRAY: I think we’ve had enough of your jokes, besides the results are in.
WINN disappointingly puts his revolver away and sits down.
MURRAY: Anywho when it comes to one month old BRUT, you’re the father, wahh.
MURRAY pretends to be shocked and tosses the papers to his side, the crowd shortly erupts into even further chaos. Laura gets off her seat and starts spraying words into WINN’s face, but not shortly before WINN gets up himself and flies through the ceiling, screaming. WINN’s screaming becomes muffled as explosions and car alarms set off in the distance, the entire studio erupts into laughter and chaos as MURRAY walks out and Laura starts cryin’. 
FILLER FLASHBACK OVER
WINN frowns and smiles at the same time as he remembers the day.
WINN: And then I hugged it out with her and it was all good.
ALEKS: Wait, what? You both just made up?
WINN: And made out.
ALEKS: Didn’t need to hear that.
ZAMASS: I remember being there in the crowd. The damn NINGENS kept on bumping into me.
ALEKS: So wait… What made you decide to take care of BRUT with her?
WINN: It was the least I could do for not using a condom, I guess. Besides, I really do still love her.
ZAMASS looks down at BRUT in his arms and shrugs.
ZAMASS: Well, I guess-
ZAMASS is immediately cut off by WAHEEB crashing into the room through the ceiling, causing the entire house to nearly fall apart as he crashes further into the coffee table, breaking it and causing everything that was on it to spill.
WINN: Oh, come the fuck on I just brought that table at ISEEEYA!
WAHEEB grabs his head and gets up, dusting himself off as he looks at the gigantic ass hole he made in the KAMEHAMEHOUSE. TEAM NINGEN looks out with him and they see a smug GEORGI with his arms crossed, floating in the distance.
GEORGI: Hello, monkeys!
WINN: You god damn crack addict! Do you have any idea how much work I have to do after this!? There’s already a god damn crater on the frontyard, I’d appreciate it if you-
GEORGI: Shut up! Shut the fuck up niggáááá!
ALEKS: Or what? You gonna-
WINN gives ALEKS an annoyed look.
ALEKS: What? He was gonna try to kill us anyway.
ZAMASS: Well WINN, it was nice knowing you. I’ll take your son to the adoption clinic and tell him what happened to you when he’s old enough, later!
ZAMASS disappears with BRUT in his arms.
WINN: It’s almost like that guy wants me to die or something.
Regardless, GEORGI proceeds to hurl the supernova at the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, TEAM NINGEN watches as the giant ball of fuckin fury approach them, the gravitational force emanating from it causes the makeshift roof of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE to float into it until it was completely absorbed.
WAHEEB: My hard work…
WINN: Man, how am I gonna explain this one to my insurance?
ALEKS: We are going to die.
WINN: Wait, everyone grab onto me!
As ALEKS and WAHEEB hold WINN's arm, WINN tries to wiggle his paralyzed-ass hands to make an INSTANT TRANSMISSION, but is still completely limp from the KAIOKEN. WAHEEB and ALEKS back up, but not before ALEKS takes one big glomp of popcorn one last time.
WINN: Welp, all on you guys now.
ALEKS: Last stand, Green!
ALEKS positions himself with WAHEEB, both of them charging up their supers.
WINN: TEAM NINGEN!
ALEKS: No.
ALEKS builds up the GALICK GUN NO as WAHEEB begins to power his TIME TO DIE attack.
ALEKS: Now!
The two unlikely allies fire their full power attacks at the supernova, clashing against it violently and causing the entire island to quake and shudder. Waves crash intensely against the island as the clash became brighter than Las Vegas itself. Despite the best efforts of the two, the supernova continues its approach unscathed from their resistant attacks.
ALEKS grits his teeth as WAHEEB closes his eyes in a struggle, WINN watches helplessly from the couch but was sentimental at it all. The supernova grew in size as it is almost at it’s collision course, light objects around the house begin to hover as if gravity stopped existing.
ALEKS: Come on...! Push! Push!
WAHEEB: It’s a boy!
ALEKS: Really...?
The supernova begins scratching the surface of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE’s foundations.
WINN: I’ll be real with you guys, this has probably been the most fun I’ve had my entire life.
ALEKS and WAHEEB turned to look at WINN in surprise, the two still firing their attacks.
ALEKS: I mean, I don’t see how dying is any fun, but yeah! Also, is this a god damn piano cover of All of Me?
WAHEEB: It has been quite a wild ride, even though I’m like only a month old, NAMEXICAN wise.
WINN: Yeah. We’re all gonna die young, but before you all came, life didn’t “feel” young ya know.
ALEKS and WAHEEB looked on as they struggled.
WINN: I know we only knew each other for like what, four days now? But doing all this with all of you has been… fun. Originally, this was just about finding my wife, and it still is. But now that she’s gone, I thought I would be lost in life. Now both of you are the closest things I’ve ever had to friends in my life, who knows where I'd be without you guys. If there’s a heaven or hell, I hope we all end up going to either together--So thanks for everything, both of you. Also fuck that green bastard ZAMASS.
ALEKS gave a sorrowed expression and WAHEEB tears up a little, their difficult pasts leading up to this moment. They felt a strong sense of comradery as WINN struggles to move for one last time.
WAHEEB and ALEKS, realizing that WINN was not a very good motivator, yet perhaps a good friend, continued their resistance to the bitter end. The supernova clashes against the KAMEHAMEHOUSE… 
But not really because a wormhole suddenly opens in the air and a fuckin Delorean pops out of it flying.
The windows on the fuckin’ car roll down and it reveals BRUTICUS in the driver seat, complete with shades on his face that make him look like an asshole.
BRUTICUS: Yee’haw motherfuckers!
ALEKS looks back and grits his teeth in anger.
ALEKS: Give me back my fucking merch you god damn leech! But first help us!
BRUTICUS proceeds to jump out of the car right before it crashes into the supernova, as the car is engulfed within it, the supernova suddenly just pops out of existence. BRUTICUS crash lands on top of WINN, hitting his dick by accident.
WINN: …
WINN realizes that he will never have children again, ironically due to his own future son. BRUTICUS gets off and dusts himself off.
BRUTICUS: Well this is also new!
ALEKS: What did you do? The car flew into the big sun and it just disappeared!
BRUTICUS: Haha… Well, I may have fucked up my only chance of getting back to my timeline…
WAHEEB: You used the car to teleport that supernova back to your timeline!?
BRUTICUS: Yeaah… I hope whoever’s on the other side is doing alright…
THE FUTURE TIMELINE – LOCATION UNKNOWN
ALAN is one card away from completing his house of cards when suddenly his entire room shakes, causing the cards to fall over.
ALAN proceeds to punch a hole into his wall, before shouting;
ALAN: MOM!
A muffled “What?” is heard in the background.
ALAN: The fuck did you just do you bitch!?
BACK TO THE PRESENT
ALEKS: Not gonna lie, that’s pretty smart.
WAHEEB: I just wonder who got assblasted at the other side.
WINN: Also, please tell me you’ve got more medicine.
BRUTICUS: …
TEAM NINGEN stares at BRUTICUS in absolute disappointment.
BRUTICUS: Hey, I forgot okay? My radar said that you guys were about to be assblasted by that guy up there!
BRUTICUS points at GEORGI, still floating in the air.
BRUTICUS: If I went and grabbed the medicine, it would’ve been too late for all of you anyway!
GEORGI suddenly starts to act up again:
GEORGI: 
TEAM NINGEN give their best WeirdChamp at GEORGI.
ALEKS steps forward and cracks his knuckles.
ALEKS: I’ll deal with him.
BRUTICUS: You’re not gonna beat him, ALEKS.
ALEKS: 
BRUTICUS: I’ve gotta handle this, after all, this all must’ve gone off course due to my interference earlier when I came to give WINN the CAFFEINE medicine.
BRUTICUS raises his fist and powers up to a very odd form…
TEAM NINGEN stare at BRUTICUS’ new red aura, like he lit himself on fire after dumping himself in gasoline or something.
WAHEEB: Look WINN, your son can achieve CAFFEINE poisoning too.
ALEKS: No, Greenie, this ain’t KAIOKEN… This must be the fabled CHERRY KI I keep on hearing about.
WAHEEB: Now that I think about it, I can see the aura… But I can’t sense anything.
WINN: Right… I can tell it’s even more powerful than my KAIOKEN or whatever my blonde form was too.
BRUTICUS: Correct, darling- I mean, my stupid father.
WINN: what
ALEKS: what
WAHEEB: what
BRUTICUS: what
ALEKS: Any who, if you don’t beat him, I'll kill him and you. Get up there and fight you little shit.
BRUTICUS begins to fly out of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE’s missing ceiling and prepares for a fight.
GEORGI: Oh my god, now you’re throwing your offspring at me!? No matter how many of you níggers come at me, I’ll crush the ballsack of every living creature on this planet! Of course, I’ll also rape every woman on this shitty globe and go back to selling SPACE CRACK!
 And so, BRUTICUS charges at GEORGI at full speed, confident that his CHERRY KI may be able to stop him. But will it? Find out next chapter on INFINITY FIGHTERZ HAHAHAHAHAGIDASBGAISBG
== CHAPTER 17 - DRAGON NUTS AND INFINITY STONES ==
On the last chapter of INFINITY FIGHTERZ, BRUTICUS, hell-intent on stopping GEORGI, superdashes towards him with tremendous speed and power. The CHERRY form has power, perhaps even more power than the BANANA form that WINN temporarily and conveniently achieves. But will it be enough to curb-stomp GEORGI? You’re damn right it’s enough.
As GEORGI struggles to keep up with BRUTICUS’ speed, he punches hurriedly around him in a panic, hitting afterimage after afterimage until BRUTCIUS finally unleashes a brutal kick to GEORGI’s liver, sending him flying and thrashing against the frontyard of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
ALEKS: And just like that, we won.
ALEKS proceeds to take a big bite of popcorn from the bucket that spilled on the table earlier.
WINN: Damn it, I still can’t move! Somebody pick me up and let me see this shit!
WAHEEB proceeds to carry WINN over his shoulder, where WINN smugly looks at GEORGI’s beat up body.
WAHEEB: What about your son and ZAMASS?
WINN: Oh, fuck! I forgot all about that green fu-
As WINN was about to finish that sentence, ZAMASS teleports behind the rest of TEAM NINGEN with BRUTICUS in his arms.
ALEKS: What the…
WAHEEB turns around with WINN still in his shoulders.
ZAMASS: Oh, hey guys.
WINN: ZAMASS! You were just gonna let me die you fucking retard!
ZAMASS: Hey at least I saved your son, besides when I came back, I expected this entire place to be a smoldering crater.
BRUT happily cackles as ZAMASS cradles him in his arms.
ZAMASS: Your son has even taken a liking to me, the feeling being mutual of course. I never thought a maggot like this would be endearing.
WINN: Wait… What have you been doing with my son?
ZAMASS: Took him to a carnival, we ate cotton candy, rode a roller coaster, then he puked on me. But other than that, he’s okay for a NINGEN.
ALEKS: That’s… Surprisingly nice of you.
WAHEEB: Still have any cotton candy?
WINN: Have you all forgotten that we were literally fighting for our damn lives while this shithead took my damn son to a carnival? Give him to me!
WINN tries to move put ends up falling off WAHEEB’s shoulder.
WINN: Ah, fuck!
ALEKS: Well at least you’re beginning to move a little now.
ZAMASS: I’ll put BRUT in his cradle; would you all fill me in what savage acts you have been committing?
ZAMASS puts BRUT in his cradle, but as he looks around, he notices BRUTICUS in the shining red aura above.
ZAMASS: This is…
ZAMASS begins to grit his teeth and clenches his fists in anger, his pupils dilate in pure fury.
ALEKS: What’s the matter, Mohawk?
ZAMASS: No… this isn’t right… A mere MORTAL achieving godly ki… And the fact that he’s back again…! You’ve been letting him off the hook!
WINN: Wait ZAMASS! He just saved our asses just now, don’t-
ZAMASS: Silence, WINN! He doesn’t even belong here! He doesn’t have the right to wield that power!
WINN: ZAMASS!
ZAMASS: Enough is enough, I will rid of this mortal now and undo all the actions he has taken in this timeline!
WINN tries to move but can only barely flip himself over on the ground.
WINN: Cut it out you idiot!
ALEKS and WAHEEB tense up as they ready to intervene against ZAMASS.
ALEKS: Calm down, Greenie.
ZAMASS turns his angry look to WINN once more and begins to yell, louder and sterner than before.
ZAMASS: You wanted to police this world, didn’t you? If you wanted to police this world so bad, why did you go on to have a family and let shit like this happen!?
WINN: ZAMASS I...
ZAMASS: Go on then! Tell me! What happened to the old WINN!? The ruthless defender of earth!?
ALEKS: That's enough, Green.
WINN: I-
ZAMASS: Tell me! Why did you become so god damn soft!?
WINN: Because I loved my wife and wanted to protect her from monsters like you!
WINN’s words broke the argument into complete silence as BRUTICUS watches from above. GEORGI eavesdrop while pretending to be unconscious.
WINN: I… I only wanted to protect her… But now that I failed… What can I do now…?
WINN nearly breaks down in tears before ALEKS goes on to comfort him.
ALEKS: You’ve been holding it for too long.
ZAMASS: …You were a fool to have fallen in love in the first place.
ALEKS: What are you, an incel?
ZAMASS: I remember the WINN before he fell in love; absolute, merciless, and undaunting. Now, you’re just a shell of who you were as a kid.
WAHEEB holds PERLA close to himself as he tenses up and raises a question.
WAHEEB: WINN killed my father when WINN was a kid, would he have shown the mercy he has shown me if he were any younger?
ZAMASS: No, NAMEXICAN. He would’ve slaughtered you and finish off your race. He’s grown weak and soft-hearted. He changed after he met his wife-
WAHEEB interrupts ZAMASS.
WAHEEB: Then…! Then I completely disagree! All the citizens here looked at me here with fear. Even when I first arrived, not even knowing my intentions, they looked at me like I was a monster.
ZAMASS: You were and still are a monster, NAMEXICAN. You terrorized the downtown! You have no right to pity yourself!
WAHEEB: Yes, I did. But even then when he transformed into that shitty blonde state… He had all the power in the world to erase me right there. But… He didn’t. He sent me flying away. He looked at me not with anger, but with a sense of forgiveness.
ZAMASS: What are you trying to get at!?
WAHEEB: When he showed me around, showed me that pointless arcade, shook my hand… He looked me in the eye as an equal. Even after we fought earlier that day, he still gave me a chance to redeem myself. Also, those arcade machines were pretty cool.
ZAMASS: …I see. So be it.
TEAM NINGEN looks at ZAMASS in surprise.
ZAMASS: I’ll let this incident off the hook. But if I see that time travelling fuck one more time, I’ll make sure he’s gone for sure.
WINN: ZAMASS…
ALEKS: Jesus, and I was getting amped for a fight.
ZAMASS: I would’ve destroyed you.
ALEKS and ZAMASS give each other a death glare.
BRUTICUS throws down GEORGI against the broken coffee table in the middle of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
GEORGI: Ow…
BRUTICUS: Don’t give me that shit you crack addict beaner. You’re done.
BRUTICUS transforms to his BASE form and flies down next to TEAM NINGEN.
WINN: Son, you’ve already fucked this timeline hard enough as it is. Just tell me where your mother is. Please.
BRUTICUS looks at WINN on the floor and clenches his eyes for a moment, before letting out a big sigh.
BRUTICUS: I’m sorry, father. I cannot.
WINN looks away sorrowly, realizing that he may never know the fate of his wife.
WINN: Tell me this then… Is… Is she alive?
BRUTICUS: Why do you want to know so badly?
WINN: There are DRAGON NUTS… I can know whether to wish her here or back alive if I know. Please… Tell me.
ALEKS, WAHEEB & ZAMASS: DRAGON NUTS?
BRUTICUS kneels down to pat WINN on the shoulder.
BRUTICUS: Dad, when your time comes, you’ll truly know whether or not shes alive. In my timeline, you never got to see her because you died before finding out what happened to her. But I know now that you have this, you can find out what happened.
BRUTICUS reaches for his pocket and puts a capsule in WINN’s right hand.
BRUTICUS: Whatever you do, keep on living. The world depends on it.
WINN: …I see. Thank you, son. I’m proud of you.
GEORGI groans as he begins to move again, barely able to stand.
GEORGI: One hit… One fuckin’ hit!
ZAMASS: Seems like you might be harder to rid of anyway, NINGEN.
BRUTICUS: Yeah, one hit, you filthy border-hopper. What are you gonna do about it.
GEORGI: Nothing… I didn’t even want to come here and fight until WINN shot the hell out of me.
ALEKS: What? Then what did you come here for?
GEORGI: A warning.
TEAM NINGEN glares at GEORGI in surprise. 
9:00 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada – KAMEHAMEHOUSE Basement
WINN begins to crack his shoulders and fingers before letting out a sigh. Across him and the rest of TEAM NINGEN is GEORGI, who now has a bath robe on after taking a stupid bath in his BASE form.
GEORGI: Listen, ya’ll don’t understand that my brother is the real threat here.
WINN: He’s still alive!? I thought I killed him for sure!
ALEKS: You literally were about to blow us all up.
GEORGI: Yeah but like… That’s different y’know.
WINN: Why were you even running from your brother anyway? Aren’t you stronger than him?
GEORGI: Yeah but, his goons are stronger than me.
BRUTICUS: His goons?
GEORGI: He’s hired a pink niggá and a bug guy to join his little empire.
ZAMASS: What?
GEORGI: Ugh, alright so theres this niggá named BOO and he can scream a literal dimension apart, and this other fucker named CELL wants to eat that stupid peach from the peach tree in Kung Fu Panda!
WINN proceeds to crack up before the rest of TEAM NINGEN begin to absolutely lose themselves in laughter.
ALEKS: A guy named BOO? What’s this about a god damn peach from Kung Fu Panda!? Hahahaha!
WAHEEB: Oh my god someone call Tenshi!
WINN: Don’t get me started on how he wants to eat the damn peach in a fictional movie!
ZAMASS: This mortal needs some therapy.
BRUTICUS: I bet I could beat em all anyway! Cakewalk on a fuckin cockroach that wants to eat a peach!
GEORGI almost transforms into his JUKSA form again but refrains after realizing he has not much other choice.
GEORGI: Listen you faggots! Not even this niggá-
GEORGI proceeds to point to BRUTICUS.
GEORGI: -Can beat them! Well… Maybe! But right now I got no other choice because they’re on their way here now!
WINN: Yeah, and why would they be coming here?
GEORGI: Because of that!
GEORGI proceeds to point to the corner of the room where a four-stared DRAGON NUT is sitting, glowing faintly for all to see.
ALEKS: You know… I never noticed that thing just sitting there.
BRUTICUS: Me neither, where’d you get one of these from WINN?
WINN: Ah right, those are the DRAGON NUTS I’ve been talking about. Gather nine of em and you get a free wish. BRUTICUS, I assume you already know about them from your timeline.
BRUTICUS proudly nods.
ALEKS: Wait… Like a wish wish?
WINN: Yeah. You can wish for anything you want, as long as its within the limits of the stupid dragon that pops out. I never actually used them before, I’ve only got this DRAGON NUT because I inherited one from my father.
ZAMASS: I see… These DRAGON NUTS, where are the rest of em?
GEORGI: They’re scattered across the world! I’m surprised none of you know about these artifacts! Just like how you didn’t know I had one of these the entire time!
GEORGI proceeds to literally reach into his ass and pull out a purple glowing rock, slightly covered in turds.
TEAM NINGEN all look away and grunt in various degrees of disgust, as GEORGI showcases the purple stone in front of everyone confusingly.
ALEKS: Oh, what the fuck!
WAHEEB: That’s just nasty!
BRUTICUS: I think I’m gonna-
WINN: What are you doing!? I don’t want alien shit in my basement! Go to the toilet for that type of thing!
ZAMASS simply teleports out of sight, probably off to think about life.
GEORGI: This isn’t my shit you retards! It’s covered in it, sure, but this is an INFINITY STONE!
WAHEEB: A what now?
PERLA jumps into WAHEEB’s arms and begins to purr.
WINN: Where the hell did you even get that, anywho?
GEORGI: I stole it from its display case in ASSBURGER HQ, but since there was security, I hid it in my ass.
WINN, ALEKS and BRUTICUS crack up like crazy.
GEORGI: Shut up! You think it's some sort of fucking candy ring? It’s a stone that once crushed, can grant the user a STANDO!
TEAM NINGEN: A STANDO?
GEORGI begins to speak even faster than before as he realizes that he may be running out of time to explain things.
GEORGI: Yes! And they are looking for these too! I don’t know if they have any right now, but basically, if you crush these INFINITY STONES, they give you power depending on what type they are! Theres a total of six, and just how my brother wants all seven DRAGON NUTS, he wants all six INFINITY STONES!
ALEKS: Hey uh… Just give me that stone real quick.
GEORGI: No, niggá! I know you’re just gonna crush them for yourself!
ALEKS: iwasnot
BRUTICUS: INFINITY STONES… I’ve never even heard of these from my timeline before, let alone these ‘STANDOS’… What are they?
GEORGI: Ugh, I don’t have time to explain, but don’t think you can just crush these stones when you want! NINGENS or BERRIES like you guys will completely burn up due to your body mass, even I'll die if I use it. Unless you have the power to rival those of gods or somehow shrink yourselves, you’ll end up becoming a cigarette for these stones.
WINN: Alright so they're important… We’ve got one DRAGON NUT and one INFINITY STONE… So we just protect them?
GEORGI: Finally! You get it now!
WAHEEB pets PERLA in his arms as ALEKS crosses his. WINN and ZAMASS start discussing on what can be done as BRUTICUS stares at the DRAGON NUT.
ZAMASS: Give it to me, GEORGI.
TEAM NINGEN look at ZAMASS in surprise.
GEORGI: Wha-?
ZAMASS: I said give it. I will crush it and attain its power, I’m the only one here that can, remember? I’m a KAMI. The INFINITY STONE cannot erase me.
ALEKS: Wait a second, who ever said you can just take the stone! And seeing how your ambitions revolve around your shitty mohawk, just what will you do with that power!?
BRUTICUS: That’s right. Remember that you became evil in my timeline, ZAMASS!
WINN: I uhh, I’m just gonna go get BRUT from the crib upstairs.
PERLA snarls at ZAMASS as WAHEEB tries to get a hold of her. WINN holds on to BRUT in his arms.
GEORGI: Whatever! If you’ll fight them off then I don’t care what you do after! Just get DAVID and his goons off my ass, green-man!
GEORGI tosses ZAMASS the POWER STONE, much to TEAM NINGEN’s panic.
WINN: Wait a second!
Before anyone can do anything though, it is too late. ZAMASS immediately crushes the stone in his palm and… nothing happens…
TEAM NINGEN: …
ZAMASS: So… I see it was a trick to make me smash your turd in my palm. Clever trick mortal, next time though, a trick like that will force me to eradicate you-
And then ZAMASS starts completely burning up into purple dust.
WINN: What the!?
ALEKS: Cool.
ZAMASS: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!
GEORGI: What!? I thought you said you were a KAMI, Niggá!
ZAMASS: I AM ONEEEEEE 
In mere seconds, from bottom-up, ZAMASS fades into oblivion, his screaming echoing with him until the end. As ZAMASS is nowhere to be seen, the POWER STONE floats where his head used to be. GEORGI carefully grabs it.
The room is filled with silence until ALEKS chuckles a little.
GEORGI: Well then… Anyone else wanna give it a-
Before GEORGI can finish, a sudden, overwhelmingly loud vibration completely fills the basement that TEAM NINGEN have sheltered in. As WINN signals everyone to follow him, they nod and head for the main floor. As TEAM NINGEN emerge from the basement, spotlights from floating shuttles highlight them. TEAM NINGEN witness as an entire fleet of floating shuttles surround their house in the midst of the night, spotlights blinding them from everywhere. The ASSBURGER EMPIRE has returned once again.
GEORGI: That’s them! DAVID! I’ll fucking end your cocksucking li-
All of the ASSBURGERIAN shuttles begin to fire simultaneously towards the center, WINN covers BRUT with himself and WAHEEB does the same with PERLA. The KAMEHAMEHOUSE becomes completely engulfed in plasma beams and explosions. Every part of the island is bombarded, even the water surrounding the island isn’t safe as it too is bombed from the amount of beams being fired. After several minutes, the firing stops as all ships run out of ammo.
DAVID is heard on a loudspeaker from the main shuttle telling the forces of ASSBURGERIA to cease fire.
The KAMEHAMEHOUSE is reduced to nothing but rubble as the dust roams like a thick fog, its surroundings completely devastated. As WINN, heavily bleeding from his head, emerges from what was once the roof of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, he looks at BRUT who he had covered to protect from the falling debris. WINN looks around hurriedly for his fellow members to no avail as BRUT begins to cry.
WINN: Fuck, fuck! Shit!
WINN scurries the rubble more and uncovers what appeared to be WAHEEB, barely clinging on to life. PERLA emerges from WAHEEB’s arms, proceeding to lick WAHEEB’s face.
WINN: Get up, WAHEEB!
WINN carries WAHEEB over the rubble and lays him down, where he is showing fatal signs.
WAHEEB opens his bruised eyes and smiles.
WAHEEB: I thought I was dead…
WINN: Not yet. Take care of BRUT! I’ll look for the others!
WINN hands BRUT to WAHEEB and although ruggedly, removes stone by stone from the rubble to uncover ALEKS.
WINN: ALEKS!
WINN slaps ALEKS’ face around a few times.
ALEKS: Do that again and I’ll break your hand.
WINN: Someone’s not a morning person.
BRUTICUS and GEORGI emerge from the rubble on their own, grunting as they cough from the dust.
BRUTICUS: Dad! I was in heaven for a good minute or two, but I was already fucking lots of anime bitches!
WINN: Those are just your delusions you little shit!
BRUTICUS: Also I’ve got the DRAGON NUT and INFINITY STONE with me.
WINN: I was just about to ask where they went… Get them out of your mouth!
GEORGI: Ugh… Where’s my brother…? Where is DAVID!?
As the smoke clears from around TEAM NINGEN, the spotlights shine upon them once again as DAVID, CELL, and BOO descend from the main shuttle. The trio egotistically looking down at TEAM NINGEN.
DAVID: Hello, monkeys!
CELL: So this is TEAM NINGEN?
BOO just makes a bunch of inaudible monkey noises.
GEORGI proceeds to scream into his JUKSA form.
GEORGI: You can’t say that against me, you annoying little bitch!
DAVID: Oh but I can brother, because you’re below me. And guess what, you always will be.
DAVID proceeds to shoot a ki blast at GEORGI in an attempt to kill him before GEORGI just simply does this
As the ki blast contacts with GEORGI’s fuckin skin, he instantly teleports right behind DAVID and grabs him.
DAVID: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?
GEORGI: NO… I WANT TWO…!
As GEORGI completely tears DAVID in half, TEAM NINGEN watches in various responses of awe and disgust as DAVID’s blood rains down. GEORGI laughs before being kicked in the back by CELL, sending him flying back towards TEAM NINGEN. TEAM NINGEN all jump out the way as GEORGI collides face first against the pavement.
BRUTICUS: Great job GEORGI, one out of three.
ALEKS: Maybe he has changed for the better.
WINN: Are we all going to ignore the fact that DAVID is dead, just like that?
ALEKS: Seeing how he survived last time, I wouldn't be surpirsed if he still comes back from that somehow.
WAHEEB holds on to BRUT in one arm and PERLA in the other, still confused to what the hell is going on.
As CELL and BOO look from above, they realize that since their boss is now dead, they have free reign to whatever the hell they wanna do next.
As the ASSBURGERIANS flood out of the shuttles in the thousands, they completely surround TEAM NINGEN and their destroyed KAMEHAMEHOUSE. WINN, GEORGI, ALEKS, and BRUTICUS power up and begin for one final showdown.
BRUTICUS: So that’s BOO and CELL… Their power levels are equal to mine, if not higher.
WAHEEB: So either way we’re fucked.
ALEKS: Jesus Christ as if we needed any of this! I just wanted to spend today next to a pool sipping margaritas!
WINN: Nobody gives a shit you soyboy! You think you have problems? They just destroyed my house!
ALEKS: Our house!WINN: Are you gonna help me kill that bubblegum fuck and roach piece of shit or what? TEAM NINGEN! ASSEMBLE!
ALEKS: I’m still not going by that.
As WAHEEB lays down PERLA and BRUT, he joins TEAM NINGEN’s dramatic formation at the front of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
As TEAM NINGEN ready themselves for a final stand, a soldier calls out to GEORGI.
ASSBURGERIAN SOLDIER: GEORGI! Both of you can still redeem yourself you know!
GEORGI and ALEKS look at the soldiers in surprise.
ASSBURGERIAN: Give us the last DRAGON NUT and the INFINITY STONE! Together we can rule this city, Spiderman!
ALEKS: You all destroyed my new home. Besides, WINN’s kinda stuck-up, but other than that hes a pretty chill guy.
WINN: Thanks?
GEORGI: Ya’ll betrayed me for my stupid little brother, which makes no sense because I’M stronger than him! So fuck off!
The ASSBURGERIAN SOLDIERS ready themselves for one charge towards the center, as each member of TEAM NINGEN looks in different directions, the time was near. CELL and BOO looks from above.
BRUTICUS: Dad, take this.
BRUTICUS tosses WINN the INFINITY STONE and DRAGON NUT.
BRUTICUS: I’ll be in battle against these grunts, so I’m gonna need everyone to defend WINN at all costs. We can’t let them get the DRAGON NUTS no matter what.
WINN: You’re really counting on me for this aren’t you?
ALEKS: Well, you’re the boss after all.
WAHEEB: We can trust you, WINN.
GEORGI: I could’ve held on to them, but the monkey’s fine too.
WINN looks at everyone in a surprised manner before smiling.
WINN: Heh! Whoever gets the least kills has to buy dinner!
 And so, as hordes of ASSBURGERIAN MEN charge towards the center, WINN, amongst unexpected allies, stand against the approaching onslaught, BRUT and PERLA playfully watching from the rubble. TEAM NINGEN assembled as a whole, although now missing a peculiar green guy. Find out what happens on the next, Final Chapter! TEAM NINGEN versus the EMPIRE!
== CHAPTER 18 - PRESENT AND PAST ==
As TEAM NINGEN assemble for the final battle for everyone's souls, the ground itself quakes as EARTH's most powerful mortals gather for a final battle. WINN sterned himself as ALEKS cockily crossed his arms, BRUTICUS observed the power gap between TEAM NINGEN with CELL and BOO. WAHEEB stood stoicly as GEORGI pumps himself up, everyone knew this battle was all or god damn nothing.
WINN: GEORGI, I've got a question to ask, answer honestly.
GEORGI looked back at WINN, slightly surprised.
GEORGI: What is it now, monkey? Can't it wait?
WAHEEB: You're the real monkey here.
WINN: I've been meaning to ask, are you really the guy who killed my father?
GEORGI widens his eyes a little in surprise and pauses, but loosens up and deactivates his mask.
GEORGI: No, actually. I didn't even know who your father is infact. I just wanted to piss you off back at ASSBURGER HQ to be honest! Are you angry? Because it was quite amusing.
WINN: No, I knew you were bullshitting. There's no way my dad would've lost to someone as weak as you.
GEORGI's face turns completely red as he starts getting assmad.
GEORGI: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU HAPLESS LITTLE NÍGGER!?
GEORGI begins to growl in WINN's face as the former stands there proudly with his eyes closed. As GEORGI continued to literally earrape the fuck out of WINN, the rest of TEAM NINGEN watched as the atmosphere suddenly became humorous.
BRUTICUS (thinking): Father... I'm glad I came here to save you. Even if I may have fucked up your timeline.
BRUTICUS then steps in between GEORGI and WINN.
BRUTICUS: Alright, alright. Both of you are being rash here, let's just-
GEORGI: Shut up, clown! BERRIES have no freedom of speech!
BRUTICUS: WHAT!?
Before too long, GEORGI, BRUTICUS and ALEKS begin to argue and bicker as well. WINN and WAHEEB stands there and look to each other with smiles.
WINN: I think know whether or not my wife would be happy of me right now.
WAHEEB: How so?
WINN: Well, she always told me I wasn't much of a people person, but now, I've got all you guys. But on the other hand, you're all so damn stupid.
WAHEEB becomes a little surprised that WINN was actually a fuckin' loner.
As TEAM NINGEN comedically argue, the ASSBURGERIANS at this point either just fell right to sleep or left.
CELL loudly clears his throat in the distance, bringing the attention back to him and BOO.
CELL: You all wouldn't happen to have two DOUBLE E BATTERIES with you, would you? And a copy of Kung Fu Panda.
TEAM NINGEN look at cell confusingly.
WINN: "Double E" Batteries? Are those even a thing?
GEORGI: I told ya'll níggas! He's gonna get that fucking movie and eat the stupid peach!
ALEKS: I still have no damn idea what you're babbling about.
CELL: Either way, it seems that none of you do, so to prevent this from being an absolute massacre, let's make a deal.
BRUTICUS: A deal?
CELL: Yes, and seeing how you all already have the INFINITY STONE and last DRAGON NUT we're looking for, it'll actually be beneficial for you guys.
WINN tightens his grip on the DRAGON NUT and holds to the INFINITY STONE.
WINN: What exactly are you all even planning to do with either of them anyway?
BOO makes some wild monkey noises.
CELL: What BOO is saying is, he wants to know what the INFINITY STONE tastes like, while I just want the last DRAGON NUT to wish myself some DOUBLE E BATTERIES.
WINN: You can understand what the hell hes saying?
CELL: It's an acquired hearing. His language is actually quite complex.
BOO proceeds to drum his chest like an absolute retard while making more tarzan noises.
ALEKS: Alright, what's the deal then?
CELL smirks like a cocky bastard as he unfolds his arms.
CELL: Let's have a little king of the hill match.
TEAM NINGEN is a little confused.
WAHEEB: King of the hill match?
WINN: What you're suggesting is that we fight one at a time?
CELL: Yes, because although there's five of you and only two of us... If me and BOO we're to team up, it would be a one-sided massacre. So I want this to last a little bit longer.
TEAM NINGEN look each other, each member either reluctant or excited. TEAM NINGEN start to debate whether or not a one on one should take place until ALEKS suddenly steps up to CELL.
ALEKS: Alright then, CELL! I'll take this deal of yours and show you a one-sided massacre. Who's first? Your roach-looking ass, or the chewed up bubblegum?
GEORGI: Don't tell me that nígga actually thinks he stands a chance.
BRUTICUS: Why else would he accept the deal?
WINN: From what I've seen, maybe he does. Maybe.
CELL walks forward, a little eager for the showdown.
WAHEEB: Are you all sure that we can't just, y'know, team up on them?
WINN, BRUTICUS & ALEKS: BERRY honor.
GEORGI: I'm just not that type of nígga.
WAHEEB scratches his head confusingly.
CELL: So, ALEKS... You gonna swing? Or are you gonna stand there staring into my eyes?
ALEKS looks up to CELL's tall ass and smirks.
ALEKS: ...Heh.
Adruptly, ALEKS begins to shout at the top of his lungs while doing an X-POSE. As ALEKS suddenly explodes in sheer energy and power, dust clouds form around as even TEAM NINGEN cover their eyes in the bright flash.
WINN: Hes still not stronger than me! Hah!
ALEKS: I heard that! And I am stronger!
BRUTICUS: It's funny becaus all of you are weaker.
Shouting even further beyond, ALEKS finally peaks his fuckin' voice box completely as a white flash engulfs himself and his surroundings. As the flash disappears... Something was off with ALEKS, every TEAM NINGEN member could tell he was different, even the un-intelligent GEORGI. Yellow flashes of lightning, an aura of gold, and some muscles that look like they've been boosted by steroids. ALEKS retained his original appearance, but the energy surrounding him was completely different.
WINN: I almost thought he reached a certain for for a moment.
BRUTICUS: So did I.
GEORGI: What the hell? He wasn't this strong when I fought him!
WAHEEB: Time to find out if it's enough.
CELL applauds ALEKS, a little surprised.
CELL: That was interesting, tell me ALEKS, how many hours did it take you to get that strong?
ALEKS: Hah, thank you for noticing this sheer strength. Because other than that stupid boy from the future, I'm the strongest one right now, so you should have some fun with me.
WINN: It's okay to be wrong.
CELL chuckles like a faggot.
CELL: You already came this far in life to get powerful, now I'll return the favor.
Tightening his fists, CELL returns a shout in the form of not one voice, but a unison of hundreds of others. Almost as if he held a choir within himself. A terrifying mix of power is felt as NINGENS feel the sheer aura from miles away. Yet in contrast, while CELL bursted in adrupt power, it was not as flashy or violent in nature as ALEKS' powerup. It was more quick, almost instant even, and upon finishing, CELL also gains a golden aura.
CELL: Behold, ALEKSANDRU! The power none of you, not even tha time traveller can rival.
BRUTICUS: I can totally beat him. I think.
ALEKS crosses his arms and chuckles cockily.
ALEKS: Alright, then. Let's see you swing at me then.
CELL: Oh ok.
CELL immediately propels towards ALEKS at supersonic levels, shocking all of TEAM NINGEN as the sound barrier caused the surrounding area to burst, CELL then proceeds to spin-kick ALEKS in the liver, sending him flying into the water like a skipping stone.
TEAM NINGEN, a little shook, was surprised ALEKS was out in a single kick.
CELL: Well then, WINN, brawl me!
WINN: Do you really wanna die that badly!?
CELL: Yes!
But before either CELL or WINN could continune, an explosion is heard in the ocean where ALEKS fell. An updrift of water and sheer energy emerges as a bloodied ALEKS, pupils completely missing, appears once more.
ALEKS: CELL.
CELL: ALEKS.
As CELL turns to face ALEKS once more, CELL knew that perhaps a little more work had to be put in after all.
As ALEKS charged towards CELL, CELL returned the action and the two superdash clash ready to face off once more.
CELL punches ALEKS in the liver, but rather than being blown away, ALEKS absorbs the full blow and returns a punch on CELL's beautiful face, causing CELL to ricochet in pain.
ALEKS, still unrelenting, unleashes a flurry of left and right blows to CELL's face. Unable to keep up, CELL returns a kick, but ends up hitting an afterimage of ALEKS.
Surprised, CELL looks up only to be greeted by a barrage of ki blast after ki blast, causing him to be annoyed by the blockstun.
As CELL has had enough, he teleports behind ALEKS and attempts to chop his head off in a single slap, but in the middle of his swing, ALEKS catches his wrist.
CELL: 'What!?
ALEKS, nearly crushing CELL's wrist, puts his other hand up to CELL's chest and yells out;
ALEKS: BIG BANG ATTACK!'
Screaming, CELL is completely consumed in a ball of pure blue autism, until he is completely blown up, smoke covering both ALEKS and CELL.
As TEAM NINGEN look on, they realize that BOO was starting become more and more impatient, almost like that monkey wants to just hurry up and fuck some níggas up already.
GEORGI: Can that motherfucker just die or finish up already?
BRUTICUS: Bro you got slapped by CELL, you shouldn't be talking.
GEORGI: I didn't see him coming!
WINN watches on as ALEKS emerges from the smoke, visibly more tired than before.
ALEKS observes as he notices that CELL was definitely still alive. But it was up to ALEKS how he would prepare for neutral. ALEKS closes his eyes, as although he could not see him, he could sense him.
A spark flashes through ALEKS' mind and he opens his eyes wide in shock. He turns around and prepares to attack.
ALEKS: There you are!
ALEKS looks up and sees CELL emerging from the water and flying right behind him, as ALEKS swung at CELL, he hit an afterimage. Realizing it was too late, ALEKS hurriedly put his arms up in a block position as he turns around to meet CELL, but instead, CELL was right below him, grabbing on this legs.
CELL: Eat this shit, bitch.
CELL begins to swing ALEKS in an autistic 360 motion repeatedly before throwing him towards the frontyard of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
ALEKS is sliding knockdown'd into the sand, but before he could even wake up, CELL was already ontop wildly swinging at him.
Blow after blow, ALEKS could do nothing as he is takes a beating mercilessly from CELL, only able to do enough to raise his arms up in a blocking posture.
WINN: Shit! He's through!
GEORGI: Damn! Come on!
GEORGI proceeds to run towards where CELL and ALEKS was, WINN following shortly after, but before they could run any further, they are interrupted with a smiling BOO, gesturing them that inteference would mean BOO would also intervene.
As ALEKS continues being beat to a bloody pulp by CELL, CELL gets ready for one final hulk smash to finish the job. The bloodied ALEKS lowered his arms, completely bruised and worn. As CELL threw his hulk smash, ALEKS got up one last time to literally headbutt CELL, sending him sliding on his feet a few meters back.
As CELL recovers and wipes the blood from his forehead, he realizes that ALEKS, although more injured than ever, was still standing firmer than before.
WINN: ALEKS! Get him! Beat his ass!
GEORGI: Beat that nígga to a pulp!
BRUTICUS: Do it, or I'll do it for you.
WAHEEB: Eat that fuckin' horse!
As ALEKS looked back at his teammates, his eyes softened a little as he realizes many things.
ALEKS: Cheering me on like that isn't gonna get me anywhere, instead why don't you guys actually help me... Although to be honest, this is nice too.
CELL: Finally fighting back, how ni-
ALEKS clenches to his fists and explodes in power once more.
ALEKS: I think I finally understand you. Let's go!
WINN, couldn't help but receive a strange sensation for some reason.
ALEKS, surrounded in a golden aura, takes a deep breath as he begins to harness a power familiar to all of TEAM NINGEN. Emcompassing golden colors, lightning hits the surrounding sea as storms gather out of nowhere.
WINN: What the hell? A thunderstorm!? Those never happen in Vegas!
WAHHEEB: The damn ground is quaking too. It's even more violent than when he first powered up.
BRUTICUS: He's doing it.
GEORGI: Ya'll níggas are crazy!
ALEKS, reaching into his deepest, most primitive BERRY instincts, begins to realize that perhaps blonde wouldn't look so bad after all. His eyes turn teal, and his hair flashes yellow. In a single struggle against his own pride, ALEKS defeated the battle against himself and his pride, allowing his friends motivation to reach into his.
ALEKS has achieved BANANA.
As ALEKS stands still, not even realizing that he had turn into the legend of the BERRY form, CELL widens his eyes in excitement, even BOO seems estatic about the powerup.
CELL: This is your full power... I didn't think yellow would be the final colour though.
Sand and dust eminate away from ALEKS as he turns his gaze towards CELL.
ALEKS: CELL, as much as I have an ego, this isn't exactly my power alone.
TEAM NINGEN watch in shock and awe as they see ALEKS' aura glow brightly.
GEORGI: No god damn way...! That's impossible!
BRUTICUS: I never thought I'd see ALEKS go BANANA in person.
WAHEEB: Kinda funny how his hair is still the same style though.
WINN silently smiles as he covers his hands in his pockets.
CELL: You're right, ALEKS. This brilliant glow is what you've been seeking for, right? Feel free to rejoice.
ALEKS looks at his fists and he realizes that everything feels lighter, his aura still burning brightly.
ALEKS: No, I wanted this power through my own work, through my own will. But now I have no right to complain or rejoice, CELL. Let's do this.
CELL: ...Hmph. Aren’t you afraid of dying... ALEKSANDRU?
ALEKS: If you’re afraid of dying, then what’s the point in living?
CELL: …Spoken like a true BERRY nígger.
CELL does the same speed-move he did on the first skrmish with ALEKS, propelling himself once more to supersonic speeds. This time, he phases through ALEKS to go behind him, preparing another killer slap chop.
ALEKS sees through this, but rather than counter attacking, ALEKS simply steps to the side, causing cell to completely miss.
CELL: ...!
CELL backdashes and tries to command grab ALEKS, but once again CELL grabs onto nothing but an afterimage.
CELL: Whaaaat!?
In the blink of an eye, ALEKS is behind cell and karate chops both of CELL's legs off in a clean swipe.
As CELL's face morphs into a terrifying image of pain, TEAM NINGEN is shocked as ALEKS stares at CELL's nugget body.
CELL: AAAGAHRHGHAHTRGHHRHAHGAHRTHRHRTGHHhHhaehrharhrhARHGHGHHGHH!
WINN: The fight's good as done. BERRY supremacy wins again.
BOO is shocked as he watches his ally wreath in pain and agony, CELL's alien blood soar out of his amputated legs like a leaking pipe. ALEKS kneels down next to CELL, pulling out a FANTA and drinking it in front of him.
CELL: No...! This cannot be! You're just a miserable prince in exile! I am the perfect crea-
Before CELL can finish his sentence, ALEKS shoves the empty FANTA can into CELL's mouth with brute force. CELL's muffled grunts can be heard as he struggles to fight back against ALEKS.
ALEKS: You know, CELL, I don't usually do this. But I sense some form of maliciousness from you, so I decided to make sure you couldn't hurt WINN or the others.
CELL looks at ALEKS in a confused manner before spitting out the FANTA can.
CELL: ALEKS...! We can talk about this! Your power is indeed beyond and above...! We can rule this world together! Think about it for a moment, whats even the point of what you're doing!?
ALEKS turns to look at TEAM NINGEN for a moment before looking back down at CELL. ALEKS lends CELL a hand to get up.
BRUTICUS: What's that moron doing?
GEORGI: He's fuckin betraying us that fucker!
WAHEEB: But... WINN! We gotta do-
WAHEEB turns to look at WINN, but sees no panic in his eyes. Only the cold, hard stare of his observant eyes. WINN silently continues looking at ALEKS.
As CELL grabs ALEKS' arm, ALEKS slowly pulls him back up to even ground.
CELL: ...Thank you, ALEKS! I knew I could count on-
ALEKS immediately throws CELL in the air with the most psycho smile in the world. As CELL flails his nugget legs and arms around, he screams in a terrifying, anquished voice.
CELL: NO! ALEKS DON'T!
ALEKS turns a long look at CELL in the air before building up energy around himself... As a violent surge of energy suddenly engulfs ALEKS, he screams the surrounding energy at CELL like a fuckin super-beam of pure brightness. CELL, screaming to his demise, is completely engulfed within microseconds, where his screaming immediately stops as he is completely vaporized by the attack.
The ASSBURGERIAN men re-enter their shuttles and just all start flying away in sheer terror, as ALEKS stands in the crater he formed to kill CELL.
GEORGI: Did that nígga just...
BRUTICUS: He just eradicated him.
WAHEEB: WINN?
WINN looks on, a mix of sorrow and pride attached to his face. He looks at ALEKS' new form with awe, seeing that although ALEKS has good in his heart, the primitive instinct of bloodthirst still lurks deep inside of him.
WINN: He did what his instincts were telling him.
WINN looks back at WAHEEB with a smile.
WINN: It may look bad, but I don't sense any evil intent from ALEKS. He's quite the violent bastard, but it'd be unfair for me to judge him when I've only known him for only a few days.
WAHEEB looks back at WINN, sensing the same forgiving aura eminating from him as when he first got to know him. A little relieved, WAHEEB looks back to ALEKS approaching BOO.
BRUTICUS glares at his father and seems glad that he's not a total piece of shit.
As ALEKS approaches BOO, still in the BANANA form, BOO frowns and cracks his non-existant neck a little, holding his ground fearlessly. ALEKS stands right infront of BOO, close enough to look down exactly at him, the two lock eyes as the showdown was finally ready to begin.
ALEKS: Look at you, you scrawny little fuck.
ALEKS cockily grins down BOO as the latter just simply continues to stare.
BOO then begins to growl a little.
ALEKS (thinking): There's no doubt about it. This little shit is way stronger than CELL, despite his appearance. I can tell just from the way hes acting that he won't roll over as easily.
ALEKS: Come on then! Scram! Run for the hills!
BOO continues to just stand there... Menacingly. ALEKS, having lost his patience, raises his fist and strikes BOO across the face, sending him flying face first into the ground until he slides.
GEORGI: Yes! Beat that nígger!
ALEKS walks over to BOO, who still has his face in the ground.
ALEKS: Pfft. Get up you-
ALEKS reaches his arm for BOO's neck, but realizes that his feet are suddenly covered in bubblegum.
ALEKS: ...What!?
Said bubblegum then begins to crush his feet, where ALEKS kneels in pain.
WINN: ALEKS!
BRUTICUS: Oh, shit!
BOO proceeds to get up from his faceplant slumber and start beating the shit out of ALEKS.
GEORGI: He's already worn out from the fight with CELL! There's no point in a one on one anymore anymore!
WAHEEB: Let's go!
TEAM NINGEN get ready to intervene, but as they do, ALEKS yells out to them, spitting out blood in the proccess.
ALEKS: Everyone stop!
ALEKS breaks free from the bubblegum and dashes a good distance away from BOO.
ALEKS: GUH. You all stay back, I still want a one on one!
GEORGI: Say what now?
WAHEEB: We could all literally hop on him right now.
WINN and BRUT stay silent, knowing that as BERRIES, honor is still an identity of their instinct.
ALEKS clenches his fists and spits out more blood.
ALEKS: I can win this.
Placing the back of his hand against his other palm, ALEKS readies a GALICK NO.
ALEKS: GALICK NO... FIRE!
Propelling the purple beam, ALEKS gives off the strongest GALICK NO he has ever fired yet, the beam hitting BOO directly.
As ALEKS continues to fire the beam at BOO, it becomes fruitless as BOO is revealed to have been hugging the beam effortlessly the entire time.
ALEKS: Damn it...! One more... Push!
Straining himself even further, the wounded ALEKS ignores his pain and gave even more force to the GALICK NO, this time causing BOO to be slowly pushed back by the beam.
WINN: He can win this. If he aims the beam to the sun, BOO will be properly destroyed there.
WAHEEB: Wait, how do you know this?
WINN: I uh... Did that to your father after he wouldn't stop coming back to life, and it worked out pretty well.
BRUTICUS: I know about this too. Back in my timeline, ALAN would use this move all the time with his YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!.
GEORGI: His what now?
As BOO continues to grab the beam, he begins to feel himself be levitated by it's force, causing him to begin float upwards slowly.
ALEKS: That's it! Take this!
ALEKS swiftly moves his arms upward, tilting the beam to lash against the sky like a whip. BOO is carried upwards in the proccess, causing him to scream.
BOO: HOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOO!!!!
ALEKS: ...!
ALEKS unleashes the very last of his life-force into the GALICK NO, causing BOO to fly further up into the stratosphere.
WINN: Come on, ALEKS! That's not enough power and you know it!
GEORGI: Monkey, we might have to use that.
GEORGI points at WINN's pocket, gesturing him to show him the INFINITY STONE.
WINN: What? Why?
GEORGI: It's the POWER INFINITY STONE... BOO has incredible regen shit, so if we can't send him into the sun, it's all over unless one of us crushes that.
WINN stares at the stone in his palm, the rock glowing softly. He closes his hand and looks back at ALEKS.
GEORGI: Once crushed, the user of the STANDO has the power to completely destroy anything they wish. Even the strongest matter won't stand a chance.
WINN: ...We won't need it.
GEORGI: What?
WINN: We won't need it, GEORGI. Because ALEKS already has the power right now, to destroy BOO here and now!
ALEKS hears the words of WINN, he grits his teeth so hard that his gums begin to bleed. He feels his muscles about to tear apart from the sheer amount of stress they are facing from firing the GALICK NO for so long.
ALEKS: ...And yet...!
BRUTICUS: Do it, uncle.
GEORGI: KILL THAT FUCKING PINK NíGGER!
WAHEEB: ...ALEKS.
ALEKS: GALICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In a universal spiral of purple, ALEKS completely goes overdrive in his last-ditch effort to stop BOO. Firing the beam so violently upward, ALEKS completely crashes against the ground behind him, yet still continuing to fire. BOO, no longer able to contain the force, is sent flying towards the sun as he is propeled into space.
The purple beam, gigantic in size, is seen across all of EARTH. From space, the beam is a shimmering trail of purple particles, 
ALEKS, arms and legs completely spread out on the ground, gives off a smile as he breathes heavily. Strangely, he is still in BANANA.
All of TEAM NINGEN begin screaming and hyping as they realize the ASSBURGER menaces were finally destroyed.
GEORGI: MVP! MVP! MVP!
BRUTICUS: I could've dealt with him myself, but good job.
WINN: Really had to go overkill, didn't you?
WAHEEB: I'm so glad this is all just over.
As TEAM NINGEN rush over to ALEKS, ALEKS widens his eyes in shock as he witnesses BOO... Still flying right above everyone.
ALEKS: Wait... That's not just me hallucinating is it?
TEAM NINGEN proceeds to look up, as their worst fears become reality before their very eyes. BOO, although injured, is still well and alive.
GEORGI: W...What!? Not even I have that much PLOT ARMOR! I was only sucked out into space!
WINN: Shit! Now we've gotta really gang up on that pink fuck!
WAHEEB: I'll do what I can.
BRUTICUS: Wait...! I'll deal with this.
GEORGI: What? What do you mean? Even with your power you're still fucked! Did you not see him survive that blast?
ALEKS: He only survived because I didn't put my back into it...
BRUTICUS: Either way, this is still my responsibility. This timeline is now under my supervision.
BRUTICUS powers up into his CHERRY form once again. GEORGI flinches from the transformation out of PTSD.
BRUTICUS: WINN, grab ALEKS and take him to the house.
WINN: What house?
BRUTICUS: Uhhh, just get him back! All of you watch and learn.
WAHEEB: Let's go.
BRUTICUS flies up to face BOO and stops a good distance away from him. Although BOO becomes a little more interested, he is still unimpressed.
As WINN carries ALEKS back to the house, he has an idea. A secret move that has destroyed (most) of his past enemies.
BRUTICUS: Come on, pinky. Let's get serious here.
As BRUTICUS and BOO superdash into each other, clashing with great force, enough for the rest of TEAM NINGEN to feel shockwaves as each strike causes the clouds to drift from the island.
As WINN reaches for ALEKS, seeing that his hair is slowly losing its golden flow, strand by strand.
WINN: Shit. He's spent way too much energy.
WAHEEB: I'm not a doctor yet, but what does that implicate?
GEORGI: ...
ALEKS lays on the ground, his breathing slowing down by an alarming rate.
WINN: Hold on, both of you stand back!
As GEORGI and WAHEEB step away from WINN and ALEKS, WINN builds a gentle ball of ki within his palm and starts giving ALEKS ki compressions to his chest in an attempt to restart his breathing. Compression after compression, ALEKS was still conscious, but could not speak.
WINN: Come on...
WINN compresses the ki blast into ALEKS' chest once more, but to no further avail. Suddenly, ALEKS begins to cough and starts to speak again.
ALEKS: Agh, jesus man, you give massages or something?
WINN: Great, you're talking again, this is a good and bad thing.
ALEKS' chest collapses on itself once more, causing him to huff out a bloody cough.
WINN: Damn... You pushed yourself too far.
ALEKS: Like I said, I'm not afraid to die.
WINN: Who ever said you were dying!?
WINN's yell shook the house, in a figurative sense. ALEKS closes his eyes as he feels the sensation of rain begin to hit his forehead.
ALEKS: Damn, We really need to fix that roof-
ALEKS opens his eyes, but notices that the feeling was not rain, but tears.
WAHEEB: WINN...
GEORGI: Pussy...
WINN realizes the worst for ALEKS, as he senses his life force swiftly fading from his body.
WINN: You idiot... I... I need more time with you and everyone else... I don't want to lose someone again...
ALEKS looks to the despairing WINN and raises his fist to him.
ALEKS: Heh, you said we'd be doing this a lot, right?
WINN: ...
ALEKS: Come on, fistbump or whatever.
WINN, albeit shaking, smiles and bumps ALEKS' fist.
ALEKS: Nice.
ALEKS' arm collapses to the floor, his teal eyes turning into an empty black, and the rest of his hair fading into black.
WINN: ...Idiot.
ALEKS' begins to slowly close his fading eyes, staring off into the sky.
ALEKS: You know, I think I like it now. TEAM NINGEN...
ALEKS' eyes stop closing halfway, his body completely becoming limp. WINN wipes away his tears as he presses his hand against ALEKS' eyes to close them completely.
WAHEEB stands behind, completely silent as GEORGI turns away. WINN begins to carry the lifeless body of ALEKS to a section of the frontyard. Although the island was completely decimated, WINN layed down ALEKS against the sole surviving palm tree.
WAHEEB grabs WINN by the shoulder and sees ALEKS, peacefully lying against the tree.
WAHEEB: There was nothing we could do, WINN.
WINN: I know.
Shockwaves continue to echo across the sky in the background as WAHEEB looks at WINN one last time.
WAHEEB: WINN, why do you care so much about us?
WINN looks back at WAHEEB.
WINN: You know... I don't really know myself.
WAHEEB raises an eyebrow.
WINN: I've only known you guys for five days now... But... I can't help but feel like you've all been missing from my life.
WAHEEB's face sorrows a little while as he speaks out.
WAHEEB: WINN... I-
Suddenly a loud screaming GEORGI is heard in the background.
GEORGI: GUYS! We need to crush the stone, now!
WINN and WAHEEB turn around, shocked and surprised.
GEORGI points to the sky where BRUTICUS and BOO have been fighting, as WINN and WAHEEB look, they see a tired, worn out BRUTICUS against a BOO that's just toying with him.
WINN: Shit! We've got to help him!
GEORGI: It's no use you monkey! Even with all of our strength combined that damn thing will chew us up like candy! Give the stone to me, I'll crush it!
WAHEEB: Are you foolish? You said the bigger your mass, the more likely you are to burn from the stone right?
GEORGI: It's fine! I'll turn off JUKSA so it'll be-
WINN: Wait!
WINN thinks for a moment before looking at the stone. He turns to WAHEEB and grabs him by the shoulders.
WINN: WAHEEB, where is PERLA!?
WAHEEB: Huh...?
MEANWHILE BRUTICUS VS BOO
BRUTICUS, heavily breathing, is struggling to stay conscious against BOO. BOO laughs like a god damn monkey as BRUTICUS grits his teeth.
BRUTICUS: The hell are you!?
BOO suddenly gives off the most creepy grin on the god-forsaken planet and suddenly starts speaking.
BOO: 
BRUTICUS: ...Put that on a Valentines.
BRUTICUS is punched left and right again, before being superfisted into the ground where the rest of TEAM NINGEN is, crash landing in the process.
BRUTICUS: Guys... A little help.
WINN and the others ignore BRUTICUS and continue running off the other direction.
BRUTICUS: ...Really?
As BOO notices TEAM NINGEN searching for something, he superdashes right in front of them.
WINN: Gah, we don't have time for this!
WAHEEB steps infront of GEORGI and WINN.
WAHEEB: You two, go! I'll take care of him!
BOO stretches his arm super fuckin' long in an attempt to grab WINN's INFINITY STONE, but is amputated mid-way by WAHEEB's stretchy karate chop.
WAHEEB: I can do this too, you know!
WINN: Come on, GEORGI!
WINN and GEORGI begin to look around the house for any signs of PERLA, when WINN suddenly encounters BRUT peacefully sleeping.
WINN: ...Ngh... No! I'm not gonna risk that.
WINN gives BRUT a kiss on the forehead before continuing the search for PERLA.
GEORGI: Found anything!?
WINN: No!
As WAHEEB battle it out with BOO, he actually gets some good hits on him at first with his ASSBURGER random instinct, but is quickly outmatched as BOO tunnels his arm underground to strangle WAHEEB.
WAHEEB (choking): aNy sEcOnD nOW gUySssSssS
WINN: Damn it, WAHEEB!
WINN throws GEORGI the INFINITY STONE.
WINN: GEORGI, catch! I'm trusting you not to betray us last second! Keep searching for PERLA!
GEORGI catches the stone and looks back at WINN in surprise.
GEORGI: What!? What do you mean? I'm not a damn babysitter for cats!
WINN: Neither am I!
WINN superdashes towards BOO to kick him right in the bubblegum balls, causing BOO to ricochet in pain and release WAHEEB from strangulation.
WINN dashes next to WAHEEB and smirks.
WINN: What's with you and getting choked all the time?
WAHEEB: It's pretty hot.
WINN: what
BOO: what
GEORGI: what
BRUTICUS: what
WAHEEB: 
BOO begins to scream at the top of his lungs as he charges towards WINN and WAHEEB.
GEORGI continues to scrounge for PERLA as he digs through all the rubble and checks for all the bushes.
GEORGI: Kitty! Where are you kitty!? I'mma fucking kill you kitty!
Suddenly, GEORGI hears a meowing very close-by.
GEORGI: Oh shit!
GEORGI goes to the source of the sound, which was under some rubble and finds a Walkman labelled "BRUTICUS ONLY.". The Walkman is stuck playing on loop through the speaker.
GEORGI: What the...
GEORGI pops open the Walkman and finds that a cassette labelled "20 Hours of Catgirls Gently Meowing".
GEORGI: ...
GEORGI crushes the cassette and the Walkman with his heel.
GEORGI: Here, kitty kitty!
Meanwhile WAHEEB and WINN are trying to find a 2v1 strat that doesn't involve dying.
WINN: WAHEEB... I need you to keep him distracted.
WAHEEB: What's the deal?
WINN: I've got something for this fucker, the more time you waste the better.
WAHEEB hesitates at first, seeing how he would be WINN's cannon fodder again, but trusts him in the end.
WAHEEB: Alright... Here I go!
WINN raises his arms up to the sky and begins to meditate. As WINN relaxes to the sound of WAHEEB getting his ass beat, he takes many deep breaths as he begins to harness some sort of weird energy around him...
WINN: Kaijuu... Chinjuu... Daihō... Hihō... Makyō... Hikyō... Michi-to yu kotobana hanatsu maryoku. Sono chikara ni miserareta, sugoi yatsura ga iru. Hitō wa karerao... Hunter to yobu!
Suddenly, WINN's aura begins expanding exponentially as WAHEEB and BOO turn to notice. WINN is starting to levitate as a flame within his chest becomes increasingly bigger.
WINN: I'm at three bars of Ki... It's not enough! WAHEEB! Keep getting fucked up!
WAHEEB: I'm trying here!
WAHEEB is taking one hell of a beat down, being rapidly fucked in the ass by BOO to the point that the ground starts shaking.
WAHEEB: NGGGHHH! I've had enough!
As you can see, BOO just simply walks off the fucking attack and defeats WAHEEB in a single hit.
WINN: God damn it WAHEEB! You just got your ass beat!
WAHEEB: That was the objective, now hurry up and do the stupid thing!
WINN: Alright... But if this doesn't work... BOO's gonna blow up the planet and make us both watch.
Faraway, LEE and MURRAY raise their arms. A certain woman raises her arms. An old friend in the clouds raises his arms. Millions of NINGENS raise their arms. It was fucking ready, boys.
BOO: ...poop
WINN: GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU GREEN RETARD!
WAHEEB: W-what in the!? Holy shit!
WAHEEB instantly touhou-balls BOO as a distraction as he superdashes away from ground zero.
WINN: Now BOO, EAT THIS SHIT, BITCH!
WINN hurls the gigantic 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER BOMB at BOO, the orb containing the energy of every living creature on EARTH.
As BOO tackles the bomb head on, the creature suddenly starts showing signs of fear as the bomb chipped away at the surface of the island. WINN held his hand out to empower the bomb, but it still wasn't enough.
WINN: Come the fuck on! That's three ki...!
WINN grits his teeth as he focuses all of his energy into the bomb, but BOO was starting to gain traction as he slowly walked against the attack, almost even carrying it with him.
WINN: Shit!
WAHEEB flies next to WINN, preparing side by side to also harness his energy into the bomb.
WAHEEB: WINN!
Holding his hand out, WAHEEB begins to harness his energy into the bomb alongside WINN, causing BOO to stop dead in his tracks once more.
WINN: We need... More power!
BOO soon enough continued to walk against the bomb, marching slowly but surely towards WINN and WAHEEB.
WINN: I've got no other choice! I've got to blow up the bomb right the fuck now!
WAHEEB: What!? At this rate it'll destroy the entire island!
WINN: Think about what's at stake here! EARTH will blow up if I don't do this!
WINN puts his arms together, preparing to pop the balloon with a needle, but waaaay more destructive than that.
WINN: WAHEEB! Listen to me right now! Get BRUT and BRUTICUS and get out of here before it's too late! Go, now!
WAHEEB, knowing he could not hesitate for a second longer, immediately ran off to where both BRUTs were.
A blue orb of great energy builds within WINN's palms.
WINN: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA!
WINN immediately fires off a KAMEHAMEHA towards the bomb... except there was one problem. The bomb was already at BOO's command.
WINN: ...Oh shit!
BOO immediately throws the bomb upward at WINN's KAMEHAMEHA, causing it to be completely engulfed by it. WINN immediately gets the fuck out of there as he watches the bomb levitate into space until it was no longer visible.
WINN: 
BOO begins to maniacally laugh as he pounds his chest while making monkey noises, WINN is left there speechless as WAHEEB returns to the island with BRUTICUS holding BRUT, both of them surprised that the island is not destroyed and that BOO is still alive.
BRUTICUS: Well that's a shame, you would've gotten two in one with that one, dad.
WAHEEB: Yeah, you would've killed BOO AND GEORGI.
WINN: It's not my fault you didn't buy me enough time! If I had another minute or so, it would've destroyed BOO for sure!
As BRUTICUS, WAHEEB, WINN, and BOO land on the island, they look around and see GEORGI still trying to find PERLA.
BRUTICUS: Alright, it can't be that hard to find a fucking cat.
WAHEEB: Trust me she can be quite the hider.
WINN: What matters now is that we buy time for GEORGI!
WINN immediately powers up into KAIOKEN.
WINN: And I'm willing to pay the price again to make it happen!
BRUTICUS: Dad! You know you're not supposed to use that form!
WAHEEB: That's right, remember what your son said about CAFFEINE POISONING!?
BRUT begins to cackle in BRUTICUS' arms.
WINN smirks at BRUTICUS and WAHEEB showing some concern for him.
WINN: A wise man once said; "If you're afraid of dying, then what's the point in living!"
BRUTICUS and WAHEEB are immediately reminded of him.
WAHEEB: I guess there's no turning back!
BRUTICUS flys away to put BRUT safely somewhere before returning.'
BRUTICUS: Man... Holding on to my past counterpart is an out of world experience...
As BOO gives off another serial killer smile, WAHEEB suddenly notices that BOO's foot had been buried beneath the ground the entire time.
WAHEEB: Wait...
WAHEEB looks behind him and sees that BOO's buried foot had stretched all the way behind WINN, charging up a SUPER KI BLAST.
WAHEEB: WINN, Look behind you!
WAHEEB pushes WINN out of the way as the ki blast is firing, causing WAHEEB to become fully engulfed in the resulting blast.
WAHEEEB: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHASODNGAOSIMGIM045I329539893*(#&@$(*#&$
As the exposion instantly engulfs WAHEEB in a blinding flash of light, WINN and BRUTICUS watch in shock as they cough from the smoke that followed.
WINN, having deactivated KAIOKEN, wonders through the vast dust cloud and encounters WAHEEB, completely covered in extreme burns.
WINN: W-WAHEEB!
WINN runs next to WAHEEB and collapses on his knees. WAHEEB was nearly unrecognizable from the degree of immolation covering his body.
WINN: ...Why!?
WAHEEB opens his eyes, to his relief that WINN was fine.
WAHEEB: I... I owe you my life...
WINN punches the ground furiously as he sheds a tear.
WINN: You didn't owe me anything! Why did you do this? You could've let me-
WAHEEB: WINN... I think we both know now what was missing from our lives...
WINN: ... I see.
WINN witnesses as in a matter of seconds, WAHEEB succumbs to his wounds. Sitting in the silence, he hears BRUTICUS call out to him through the cloud of dust.
BRUTICUS: Dad! WAHEEB! Where are you!
BRUTICUS stumbles upon WINN, silently sitting next to the corpse of WAHEEB.
BRUTICUS: ...Dad... I-
WINN: No, BRUT. There's nothing we could have done.
WINN stoicly stands up and looks to BRUTICUS coldly.
WINN: Right now, what matters is not letting WAHEEB sacrifice himself in vain.
WINN tightens the grip around his fists, so intensely that his palms begin to bleed from his nails digging in them.
BRUTICUS: ...Dad...
WINN closes his eyes and feels a calling to him reach through his soul. His hair stands on its ends and his body begins to glow. When WINN opens his eyes again... he transforms into BANANA, the pure energy from it causing the dust cloud surrounding him to completely clear away. The surroundings of WINN and BRUTICUS became clear instantly, and revealed BOO a good distance a way from them both.
BRUTICUS: I can tell that your transformation isn't temporary anymore, dad. You can probably transform to BANANA at will now.
As BRUTICUS goes CHERRY once again, WINN looks back at WAHEEB, kneels down next to him and grabs him by the shoulder, INSTANT TRANSMISSIONING him to the tree where ALEKS was resting.
As WINN readies himself once more against BOO, BOO is revealed to simply be asleep while standing up.
Although BRUTICUS gave a confused look, he looked at WINN and saw nothing but pure fury and rage. Any sense of previous forgiveness that eminated from WINN was completely gone. WINN, despite telling BRUTICUS to stay calm himself, exposed himself as a hypocrite as he could not hide the sheer amount of hatred he held at that moment. Even GEORGI, who was still searching for PERLA, could not help but stare, as WINN's hatred could be felt across the entire island.
WINN, without any regards to his own safety, charged at BOO with a vengeful fist.
BOO wakes up from his nap and realizes too late that WINN was already charging at paramount levels of speed.
As WINN strikes BOO across the face, BOO goes crashing into the surrounding waters of the island.
BRUTICUS: G-Good punch dad.
WINN: It's not enough!
BRUTICUS looks at WINN, a little frightened despite still being stronger.
WINN: I'm still not even close to having enough power to destroy BOO! Even after how angry I am!
WINN clenches his bloodied fists once more.
WINN: BRUTICUS, I need you to enter the main shuttle.
BRUTICUS: The main shuttle?
BRUTICUS looks around and realizes that an ASSBURGERIAN shuttle had been parked near the island the entire time, floating in place.
WINN: Yeah. The rest of the DRAGON NUTS are inside. Go get them, we're going to wish my wife back here.
BRUTICUS: ...Alright.
As BRUTICUS flies off to the shuttle, WINN stands in place as he sees bubbles begin to rise from where BOO was knocked into.
Soon enough, BOO arises from the water, seeming nearly immortal from the amount of recovery he has done.
WINN: Come on, you damn freak. I want to kill you and go to sleep already.
WINN readies himself as the lone fighter against BOO, as the two meet face to face, WINN begins to power up once more.
Screaming and shouting, WINN charges towards BOO and vice verca, the two clashing alongside the shore. As BOO stretches his limbs to outflank WINN, WINN sees them all and cuts each and every limb off. BOO regrows said limbs in an instant and immediately goes on the offensive again, turning himself into a fuckin' nuke from cuphead and colliding himself against WINN, causing a massive explosion as a result.
WINN is engulfed is the explosion and smoke, but flies high out of the smoke, waiting for BOO's next trick. As he closes his eyes, he senses the maliciousness from a mile away as he opens his eyes once more and directly hits BOO behind him with his wrist, sending BOO flying some yards away.
As BOO starts to get angry, WINN gets even angrier and charges head on against BOO in a literal sense, headbutting him right in the noggin and punching him down to the ground.
WINN teleports to the airborne BOO and knocks him around again and again, repeating his attacks until BOO was being tossed a round by him in the air like a fuckin' pinball.
WINN finally kicks BOO into the air one final time and puts his arms together...
WINN: KAIMEHAMEHA ! ! ! 
WINN shoots one hell of a unit towards the airborne BOO, BOO screaming as he is consumed in the wave attack. A gargantuan explosion follows suit as WINN stares up at the smoke cloud, knowing once again it's still not good enough.
BOO emerges from the smoke, having recovered once more, albeit now with a comedically sized hole in his chest.
WINN grits his teeth as he starts to realize the amount of energy that BANANA expends, realizing further why ALEKS was so worn out in his fight against BOO.
BRUTICUS: Dad! I've got the DRAGON NUTS! What now?
WINN tosses BRUTICUS the four-stared DRAGON NUT.
WINN: Take that and assort them with the other DRAGON NUTS, but don't put them too close together. Hurry!
BRUTICUS nods and flies off to the destroyed KAMEHAMEHOUSE.
As BOO regenerates the hole in his chest, he smiles once more and sticks out his tongue against WINN.
As BRUTICUS returns, he notices that WINN was already start to get tired.
BRUTICUS: You can't take much more. Stay back, dad.
WINN felt angry, but couldn't deny that his physical condition was starting to wear off. He is reminded of how ALEKS met his end and heeds BRUTICUS' words.
WINN: Yeah... But you can't beat him either.
BRUTICUS: Then we'll just have to fend him off together. Also, have you seen my Walkman anywhere?
As BOO starts mooning the two remaining fighters, GEORGI is still looking for PERLA when he once again hears a meowing.
GEORGI: Aha!
GEORGI uncovers some rubble and discovers that PERLA had been hiding beneath it the entire time.
GEORGI: There you are you stupid!-
GEORGI grabs PERLA, quite violently at that, and proceeds to run around swinging her around her wildly.
GEORGI: WINN! WINN! I found her! I fuckin' won!
As GEORGI approaches the battle, he sees a wounded BRUTICUS and a tired out WINN.
GEORGI holds up PERLA and the INFINITY STONE for everyone to see.
GEORGI: Guys! I fuckin found her! And I've still got the... INFINITY... STONE...
GEORGI begins to intensely sweat as BOO suddenly turns his gaze towards GEORGI.
WINN: GEORGI, you fuckin moron! What are you doing here!?
GEORGI: What nígga!? You told me to get PERLA!
WINN: Yeah but don't just showcase the fuckin INFINITY STONE to BOO! You remember why hes here right!?
GEORGI: To kill us all?
WINN: Yeah, that and to eat the damn stone!
GEORGI: Why don't we just let him eat it and disintergrate then!?
WINN: I'm not risking that shit, besides you already saw how capable his regeneration is!
GEORGI pinches his nonexistent nose before opening his eyes wide in shock to see BOO already infront of him, about to swing.
GEORGI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
GEORGI is immediately punched in the face and slides across the ground, PERLA and the INFINITY STONE still in each hand.
BRUTICUS: Shit! Come on, dad!
BRUTICUS charges towards BOO but stops mid-way as he sees WINN panting like a dog stuck inside a car during a summer day.
BRUTICUS: ...Dad?
WINN holds his chest as he struggles to catch his breath.
WINN: Go on! This form is still... New to me. I think I know why ALEKS fell to exhaustion now...
BRUTICUS stares at WINN strangely as he realizes something crucial.
BRUTICUS (thinking): This would make no sense... When me and ALAN first achieved BANANA, we didn't have to accustom to it's power usage at all... But then again, me and ALAN are completely battle hardened... While WINN has just been fighting NINGENS this entire time and ALEKS has only fought those below him... If only I knew this difference could mean life or death...!
BRUTICUS: Dad, whatever you do, don't spend any more energy then you can! Stay right there! I'll keep BOO at bay, just go tell GEORGI whatever your plan with PERLA is!
WINN: ...Got it.
BRUTICUS charges towards BOO, who was nearly about to kill GEORGI, but was immediately kicked in the back of the head before he was able to do anything. BOO slides across the ground face-first once more like a gmod ragdoll.
BRUTICUS: GEORGI! Go to WINN, now!
The nervous GEORGI nods, getting up to his feet and running for his life. BRUTICUS readies himself into a stance once more as he stares at BOO.
GEORGI: WINN! WINN! Over here!
WINN: GEORGI! Give me the stone and PERLA!
GEORGI: Wha?
As BRUTICUS continues to fight BOO, he harnesses more CHERRY KI in order to persevere.
BRUTICUS: GALICK NO!
The spiraling purple beam hits BOO right in the penis, but ultimately has no effect as BOO continues to edgewalk towards BRUTICUS. BRUTICUS dashes backwards and throws out another attack.
BRUTICUS: MASENKO!
A golden beam emerges from BRUTICUS' hands, the blast powerful enough to shake the island. But BOO continues his edgewalk as BRUTICUS backdashes once more.
BRUTICUS: KAIMEHAME...
BOO smiles evilly as he finally starts running towards BRUTICUS.
BRUTICUS: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Even more powerful than previous of the two blasts, an enormous super KAIMEHAMEHA point blanks the running BOO. But as the smoke clears, it is shown once again that BOO is nearly immortal as he runs up to BRUTICUS and simply chops off his left arm.
BRUTICUS, completely taken by surprise, doesnt even realize his arm is missing until he sees it.
Resisting the urge to scream from the sheer amount of pain he is feeling, BRUTICUS tries to fight back with his right arm, but as BOO dodges each strike, he quickly fires a beam into BRUTICUS' chest, completely piercing through him as the beam emerges from the other side.
As BRUTICUS coughs up blood, he collapses on his knees and looks behind him, seeing a strange purple glow.
BRUTICUS: Dad...
BOO stares as he too witnesses a purple glow, becoming bright enough to nearly blind him. As the glow starts to slowly fade away, BOO uncovers his eyes and witnesses GEORGI and WINN walking out, completely covered in an unknown aura.
BOO: Poop?
WINN and GEORGI stop a good distance away, BRUTICUS coughing out blood as he witnesses the pair.
BRUTICUS: Dad... Run.
WINN looks back at BRUTICUS with saddened eyes but shakes himself off as he announces a statement to BOO.
WINN: BOO! I know no one here, not GEORGI, not even my more powerful son can beat you!
BOO tilts his head, a little confused.
WINN: Not even I can beat you, BOO...!
WINN proceeds to point behind himself.
WINN: ...But he can.
We all know it's PERLA. But not really at the same time. Walking on two legs and surrounded completely by a mysterious purple aura... PERLA was universally different in every way.
BRUTICUS: Wait... Don't tell me you guys-
WINN: Fed her the INFINITY STONE? Yeah. It appears that animals truly do think that the INFINITY STONE is food or something, hence why BOO wanted to eat that shit so badly. Besides, when GEORGI told me about the mass of the creature being dependant on the INFINITY STONE, I thought about it and figured that PERLA was way more likely to be an acceptable candidate due to her small mass! Praise my intellect!
BRUTICUS smiles before closing his eyes, albeit still breathing.
As BOO stares at PERLA walking towards him, he once again sheds an expression of fear on his face. But quickly becoming angered, BOO teleports in front of PERLA and attempts to punch her in the face.
But PERLA grabs BOO's fist mid-air and says one word for a counter-attack.
PERLA: HAKAI.
A bright pulse of purple appears around BOO.
BOO: ... 
BOO immediately begins to disintergrate similarly how ZAMASS did, slowly turning into purple particles floating upwards from bottom-up. BOO's screaming reminded TEAM NINGEN about the sheer power of an INFINITY STONE, let alone the wielder of one. As BOO's scream echoed that like of ZAMASS, he faded away slowly.
PERLA wiped herself off as WINN and GEORGI stood in shock.
WINN: We...
GEORGI: WE WON! WE FUCKING DID IT!
GEORGI and WINN jumped for joy as they began running in circles like two autistic retards. BRUTICUS smiled in his sleep.
WINN: LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO-
PERLA then turns around and says;
PERLA: Alright, you guys are next.
WINN and GEORGI immediately freezes in their celebatory pose and turn their frozen smiles towards PERLA.
WINN: WHAT
PERLA: Who ever said I was on you guys' side? I just wanna rule the world and eat tuna.
As GEORGI gets pissed off, he proceeds to yell and charge at PERLA.
GEORGI: JUKSAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
PERLA immediately one shots GEORGI by karate chopping him against the ground, rendering him unconcious.
PERLA: Our little game of hide and seek was fun, GEORGI. I'll spare you for now.
As WINN nervously sweats and laughs at the same time, he hears BRUTICUS calling out to him.
"Dad, if you're hearing this, that means I'm probably dead."
WINN: 
"Yeah, don't worry though since you can just wish me back with the DRAGON NUTS. But if you're hearing me right now, I've basically transferred my energy to you and part of my conscious. A last thing I do before I die. I mean, who the hell can survive a blast through their chest?"
WINN stares at BRUTICUS, who indeed had stopped breathing. Shocked, WINN could not help but feel absolute despair at that moment.
"But onto the point I was making. Everyone's dead, but it's not too late to save them. To fight for them in a Battle for Everyone's Souls."
"You can't feel hopeless right now. Despair is not an option. ALEKS sacrificed himself, WAHEEB did. Now I have. Ignore ZAMASS though, fuck him. Make our pain not in vain, father!"
WINN: ...
WINN grits his teeth. Silently raising his fist. He shrouds himself completely in CHERRY KI and instantly achieves CHERRY. He knows his doubts exist, his fears of losing. He feels the despair of being alone in the world once again, but he feels an even stronger motivation to restore his world.
WINN points at PERLA.
WINN: This is my fucking world your threatening you stupid cunt!
PERLA raises an eyebrow.
WINN: My future! My past! Everything I've done you cunt and you think you can just take that away from me!?
PERLA: ye
WINN: Well guess what you stupid pussycat, I'm gonna beat the living hell out of you and turn you into dinner just like the fuckers in China do!
PERLA yawns at WINN's threat.
PERLA: Dinner's ser-
WINN punches PERLA in the cat liver, causing her to ricochet in pain.
WINN: 
WINN dragon rushes PERLA, dishing out blow after blow of CHERRY-powered blows.
WINN: HYAKURETSU KEN!
WINN unleashes two tiger fists against PERLA's face and crotch, making her feel sexually assaulted.
PERLA: I'm pressing charges.
Teleporting behind PERLA, WINN dishes out another assbeating as PERLA lets down her guard once more.
WINN: SHINEEEEIIIIII
Unleashing a flurry of CHERRY attacks, WINN lands a devestating uppercut to PERLA.
But then WINN's CHERRY form runs out and he returns to just being BASE.
PERLA: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE LOST! YOU'RE LOST!
PERLA swarms WINN with a flurry of ki blasts, causing him to be overwhelmed as he sinks into the explosions... But WINN just held on to his plot armor and screamed;
WINN: 
In an ear-piercing scream, WINN transforms into a "mere" BANANA once again, nearly getting a heart attack while doing so.
As PERLA attempts to grab WINN to completely destroy him, she ends up grabbing a fucking rock instead.
PERLA: WHAT
WINN flies straight for the clouds with PERLA, the two locking eyes for a final showdown.
WINN INSTANT TRANSMISSIONS behind PERLA and 2H's her even higher to the sky, the shockwave causing the sky to clear up even more.
WINN: KAIMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----
WINN fires a KAIMEHAMEHA at PERLA, causing her to sreeam as he is engulfed by it. A great explosion sweeps the entire sky in smoke as WINN transforms back into his BASE form, barely clinging on to consciousness.
WINN: That's right... Fucker.
And then PERLA emerges, completely unscathed.
PERLA: That was fun, mister.
As WINN pants and wheezes, he realizes that him and PERLA are so high up that they were nearly in space.
WINN: Fuck... Can't really breathe. Got a ventilator for me?
PERLA: No, but I've got this, señor!
WINN: ...I've been through worse.
The SUPERNOVA quickly approaches WINN and EARTH at great speed, WINN knows that if he doesn't fuck up the SUPERNOVA somehow, the EARTH will turn into the middle east. Although he was out of breath, WINN still charged up a KAIMEHAMEHA one last time.
WINN: KAIMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!
The KAIMEHAMEHA collides against the SUPERNOVA, but does nothing to it, simply being eaten up as it approaches WINN closer and closer.
WINN: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
The SUPERNOVA touches WINN's arms as he struggles to contain it, still being pushed back. WINN tries to fly upwards against the SUPERNOVA, but only ends up making it worse as he himself is absorbed into it.
WINN: FUUUUUUUUUUCK
WINN screams in terror and agony as he realizes this may be his end, but as he closes his eyes one last time, he sees nothing but the black void around him as he wonders where he is.
ALEKS: WINN.
WINN: What the!?
WINN looks behind him to see ALEKS, completely naked.
WINN: Oh Jesus! I did not want to fucking see that!
WINN covers his eyes in pure disgust.
ALEKS: Just say no homo. Also, you're not dead.
WINN: Great, I was just about to ask that. Where am I?
ALEKS: Uhhh, some sort of BERRY afterlife. But you're not dead yet because the writer decided that you're too important to kill off.
WINN: Huh?
ALEKS: But that's beside the point. Right now, you've gotta save EARTH.
WINN: How?
ALEKS pulls out a coffee brewer out of nowhere, seemingly plugged into a wall of invisible void. As ALEKS takes out the container and pours WINN a cup of coffee, he hands it to him and smiles.
ALEKS: Drink.
WINN: This is just coffee, right?
ALEKS: Yeah, and I know you've got caffeine poisoning, but this is the only way to bring back your energy.
WINN: Well... I guess one sip can't-
WINN takes a sip and immediately returns to his consciousness, opening his eyes inside of the SUPERNOVA.
For the final, father-fucking time; WINN screams and completely destroys the SUPERNOVA from inside out by going BANANA.
A giant explosion rocks the entire outer atmopshere of EARTH, big and bright enough for every NINGEN to think its the fourth of July.
WINN emerges from the smoke, completely unconscious and bloodied, slowly falling back to EARTH with a peaceful smile on his face.
PERLA smiles at WINN with respect and grabs his arm before he can fall any further.
PERLA: Not bad, not bad at all... Mister.
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7:30 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
WINN opens his eyes and begins to rapidly punch around himself, alert and awake.
WINN: FUCK! FUCK! YOU'RE PLAYING DIRTY PERLA YOU STUPID WHO-
WINN then sees PERLA and GEORGI sitting right next to him.
WINN: ...re... GEORGI? And PERLA?
GEORGI: About time you woke up, nígga! We thought you died!
WINN looks to his other side and sees that the DRAGON NUTS are still all there. He collapses in relief as he takes a deep breath.
WINN: Oh, thank god! I thought you were gonna fuck me over there by wishing yourself a sombrero or some shit, GEORGI.
GEORGI: Whaaa? I would never-
PERLA: He tried to, but I stopped him. They're yours, Mister.
WINN: Wait wait wait. Weren't you just trying to blow me up?
PERLA: Yeah, but I like strong people, so I decided to not let you die. Besides, I only remember now that you took me in as a stray.
WINN: Wait, how'd you even get on the island anyway?
PERLA shrugs.
GEORGI: Bro, not cool snitching on me, PERLA.
WINN gets back up on his feet and walks next to the DRAGON NUTS.
WINN: Well then... My wife is waiting for me.
WINN moves the four star DRAGON NUT next to the rest of the DRAGON NUTS, activating them and causing them to glow.
As the clouds and lightning gather above, the entire skyline turns dark as the DRAGON NUTS summon a stray lightning bolt against itself. The green dragon known as SHENRON appears, as huge as a building and as fearsome as they say.
SHENRON: Who dares interupt my-
SHENRON then sees PERLA.
SHENRON: My... My god! Hey, POWER!
WINN: POWER...?
PERLA: Ah, that's my actual name, but I prefer the name PERLA, SHENRON.
PERLA looks at WINN.
PERLA: Mister, those who use an INFINITY STONE are granted the memories of its previous inheritors.
WINN: Oh... That's uh... Neat.
WINN looks at SHENRON.
WINN: So hows this work? How many wishes do I get, DRAGON?
SHENRON clears his dragon throat.
SHENRON: You may only have one wish.
WINN puts his hands into his pockets and thinks for a moment, GEORGI and PERLA watching as they await his answer.
GEORGI: You're wishing your friends back, right?
WINN: GEORGI.
GEORGI: Yes, monkey?
WINN: Did you guys really kill my wife?
GEORGI widens his eyes, slightly surprised.
GEORGI: Uhhh... No...
GEORGI disappointingly tells the truth.
GEORGI: I said that to try to get you to BANANA, but all it took was just telling you that I destroyed your hard drive. Weirdo.
WINN: Then what happened to her?
GEORGI: I-... I don't know actually. I saw my brother take her into the chambers as a prisoner with the dead orphans and I never saw her from there.
WINN: ...I see.
WINN looks up at at the emerald dragon.
WINN: I'm ready... SHENRON.
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8:00 AM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
WINN nails back a window frame to his house as construction noises are heard all over the KAMEHAMEHOUSE. A bulldozer is driven in the background as WINN wipes the sweat off of his forehead.
WINN: It's too damn hot outside.
GEORGI: Quit complaining and help me set up this wall.
GEORGI and WINN carry an entire portion of the KAMEHAMEHOUSE's gigantic front wall into place, both of them installing it statisfyingly into place.
WINN: Y'know, my house needed a renovation anyway.
As WINN sits down, GEORGI begins to grab more bricks to assmeble another wall.
Then, as WINN was thinking to himself, his shoulder is grabbed by ALEKS, BRUT being in his other arm.
ALEKS: So, I've got some plans for my room.
WINN: Yeah yeah, you want an indoor fucking jacuzzi. Now give me my son.
ALEKS hands over BRUT to WINN and whispers "Thank God."
ALEKS: Noooo, not only that, I'm also thinking I should install those like really cool elevator garages! And a Batmobile! And an outdoor pool table!
As ALEKS rambles on about how he wants the KAMEHAMEHOUSE to be a KAMEHAMEMANSION, WAHEEB walks next to WINN and takes off his construction helmet.
WINN: Is that a construction helmet? Why do you need those? We're tough as stones.
WAHEEB: I think it looks cool... Anywho, just finished reassmebling the roof back together. Help me out putting it back on the top, WINN.
WINN: Ah, right.
WINN gets up and follows WAHEEB, cradling BRUT in his arms as he walks.
WAHEEB: So, what happend to BRUTICUS and your wife?
WINN: Oh, right, I never told you guys.
WINN looks at BRUT as he continues following WAHEEB.
WINN: BRUTICUS... Couldn't be brought back to life. When I told the dragon to "bring back to life everyone thats ever been killed directly or indirectly by the ASSBURGER EMPIRE." The dragon told me that because BRUTICUS was from another timeline, he couldn't be brought back.
WAHEEB: I see... And what about your wife? She was killed by them too.
WINN: That's the thing... She wasn't brought back here for a reason. But just as you guys were waking back up, a mailman actually showed up with a letter.
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FLASHBACK TO JUST AFTER WINN'S WISH
MAILMAN: Delivery for... THE WINNER?
WINN: Yeah, yeah! Just give me the damn thing!
WINN swipes the letter from the mailman's hand, blushing in the process.
GEORGI: Your title is THE WINNER? LMAO!!!!
PERLA giggles.
WINN: Shut up the hell up! I made that title when I was young!
WINN hastily tears open the mail and inside reveals a letter.
WINN: ...It's for me...
GEORGI: Hurry up and read it, nígga!
WINN: Alright...; Dear WINN; This may sound like a surprise for you, but after knowing you for many years, I'm guessing you'll be furious or depressed after reading this. Right now, I'm safe and I wasn't harmed by the men when they took me, but they seperated me from BRUT and I only pray that he's okay! Please take care of him. Right now, I've learned a lot of things about the ASSBURGERIANS and how their society works, when I was transported there as a prisoner, I was expecting nothing but a barren wasteland. But there's so much here, and I never thought worlds like this could exist beyond our own. Right now, it's my mission to liberate every prisoner here, there's an entire underground network of multiple galactic races plotting to have a huge prison break, so I decided to join them to free everyone here. I know I can do it, just like how you freed the people of EARTH from JAHEEB. Also, if you're wondering how I got this letter sent to you, I bribed a guard--it was really easy, SPACE POSTAL SERVICE is really fast too! It should only take a few days for this to arrive to you. I love you, WINN. Please take care of BRUT. I promise I'll be back someday. Laura..
As GEORGI and PERLA look at WINN, GEORGI snickers a little.
GEORGI: You gonna cry ni-
PERLA slapchops GEORGI to sleep. She walks next to WINN and grabs him by the shoulder.
PERLA: Your wife sounds like a nice person.
WINN, trying his hardest not to cry like a little bitch, wipes away his snot as he folds the letter.
WINN: Yeah... She is.
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BACK TO THE PRESENT
WINN: So there ya have it. She's still alive and out there, but not here, hence why the dragon didnt bring her here.
WAHEEB: I see. I'm sorry about BRUTICUS.
WINN: ...No. He... He did what he had too. I could see it in his eyes. He just wanted a father figure all through his life. I felt that he was ready to move on as he passed away.
WINN tears up a bit as he stares at BRUT in his arms, who was cackling and babbling.
WINN: At least we gave him a proper burial at the tree.
WAHEEB: Yeah.
ALEKS walks up behind WINN and WAHEEB.
ALEKS: Whatcha both doin'?
WINN: Oh, ALEKS. Help us out with this roof will you-
In the background, a huge rumble is heard as GEORGI and PERLA's screaming is audible.
As the three look back at the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, they see that it has completely collapsed again due to faulty construction.
As ALEKS screams and runs for the house, WAHEEB follows him as WINN smiles.
ALEKS: My fucking room!
WAHEEB: What did you guys do!?
PERLA: WAHEEB! Fetch me more tuna!
WAHEEB: Since when was I your servant!?
PERLA: Five... Four... Three-
WAHEEB: Alright, alright! I'll get you your damn tuna!
Closing his eyes and shortly following ALEKS and WAHEEB after, WINN gives off a bright smile as he watches the chaos ensue. GEORGI tosses bricks at ALEKS and vice versa as WAHEEB hastily searches for a fishing rod, PERLA yawning as she impatiently waits. 
GEORGI: You have no freedom of speeech! You have no freedom of speeeech!
ALEKS: You wanna go!?
Closing his eyes, WINN is grateful.
WINN: Yeah... I'm alright with this.
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FIVE DAYS LATER
2:00 PM - Lake Mead, Nevada - KAMEHAMEHOUSE
As ALEKS and WAHEEB play a game of pool outside, because it was ALEKS' great idea of having a outdoor platform for a pool table. Suddenly, they hear someone land behind them.
WINN: Yo boys, I'm home!
ALEKS: Ayyy-
WAHEEB: Hey, WINN.
The two are then surprised to see a little kid on WINN's shoulder.
ALEKS: WINN... You're not a child abductor are you?
WAHEEB: Yeah, gross man.
WINN: What? No! This kid asked to come here! Right, Bucko?
The kid hides behind WINN's massive fucking hair and quietly speaks.
KID: Y-...Yeah...
WINN: See? I'm famous guys! This kid wants to learn martial arts from me!
The kid jumps down from WINN's shoulder and bows his head to WAHEEB and ALEKS.
KID: N...Nice to meet all of you... My name is DEVIN!
==EPILOGUE==
HERE ARE THE CURRENT POWER LEVELS AS AN EXTRA!
:::: PERLA - 10,000,000
:::: BRUTICUS (CHERRY) - 2,000,000
:::: WINN (BANANA) - 800,000
:::: GEORGI (JUKSA) - 400,000
:::: WAHEEB - 350,000
:::: ALEKS (BASE) - 350,000
:::: WINN (BASE) - 300,000
:::: DEVIN (ARC I) - 25,000
:::: BRUT (BABY) - 1,000
:::: BRUTICUS (DEAD) - 0
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WINN layed low after ARC I, feeling that although it may take awhile, his wife would be back one day. Everyday he makes it a tradition to kneel next to BRUTICUS' grave and to sit in silence for five minutes. WINN has thoughts of being a professional tennis player, but figured it'd be too easy with his powers. More or less, WINN is adjusting to his new chaotic life, knowing that in the forecoming years, more even stronger enemies would arrive. WINN now trains DEVIN daily in the frontyard with other members of TEAM NINGEN, seeing that DEVIN has extreme potential to achieve a form even greater than BANANA. WINN enjoys his bragging rights of being able to go BANANA at will, much to ALEKS' envy. Thanks to his battle with PERLA and BRUTICUS' final ki donation,
WINN is slowly controlling more CHERRY KI progressively through meditation.
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ALEKS settled into the KAMEHAMEHOUSE by declaring his room the best room in the house, and proceeded to aggressively expand it with merch and all sorts of weird shit, like an underground garage he was mentioning. ALEKS also has thoughts of building a fucking race-track around the house like it's a grand prix. Oh yeah, he is also attending law school to become a lawyer / prosecutor. Strangely enough, although ALEKS isn't BRUT's father, he has been taking care of him more than WINN recently. ALEKS overall spends most of his time eating poutine and drinking FANTA, always reminding WINN when he needed to take the CAFFEINE POISONING medicine daily. ALEKS knows that with enough training, he'll go BANANA at will too.
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WAHEEB, although hesitant at first, also decided to lay down at the KAMEHAMEHOUSE with PERLA. Knowing fully well that NINGENS dont regenerate as good as NAMEXICANS do, he decided to help NINGENS regenerate by seeking to become a doctor. He is currently attending a prestigous medical school, albeit given strange looks because of the color of his skin CmonBruh. It is also revealed that WAHEEB is the only other person other than WINN's wife, to know WINN's true name. Although  PERLA is not owned by anyone, WAHEEB is considered by everyone else to be the 'de facto' caretaker of PERLA, seeing how PERLA is now always bugging WAHEEB for more food. WAHEEB's room in the KAMEHAMEHOUSE was rather "green", to the point where ALEKS would say it looked like someone puked everywhere. These days, WAHEEB has a harder time catching up to other members in terms of power due to the lack of ZENKAI, even so, WINN encourages WAHEEB to train more often rather than studying all the time.
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After a change of heart, GEORGI decided to join the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department not too long after everything settled down, vowing to hunt down every drug dealer that hooks kids into addiction. He too, now being homeless, decided to settle down at the KAMEHAMEHOUSE, spending his days there doing random antics and training with other members of TEAM NINGEN. Although he does not fully consider himself a member of TEAM NINGEN, he basically is at this point.