Q04 - What Happens in the Greenhouse Stays in the Greenhouse

In this episode the hosts read "Bewitchment" by Bryonia_Alba and features our first Love-Bottom pairing.
== Episode Summary ==
Temperature and humidity are usually high in the greenhouses, but when Luna shows Nevilla a mysterious plant, things get especially hot and steamy.
== Pairings ==
* Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood
* Susan Bones/Blaise Zabini (implied)
* Lavender Brown/Terry Boot (implied)
== Notable Moments ==
* The hosts debate the best ship name (Lovegood or Bottomgood, or LongLove)
* Reference to the GrammaGram empire from Season 2
* Danny's Luna voice is just as good as his Pansy voice
** "Channel Pansy, and then do the exact opposite." ~ Allie
* Luna's voice starts to creep Allie and Lyndsay out
** "It sounds like a haunted little Chucky doll." ~ Lyndsay
** "The best is that Danny's whole body changes to accomodate the new voice!" ~ Allie
** "I grow boobs." ~ Danny
* "He's in it for the plant." ~ Allie
* Danny is convinced that greenhouse 8 is a meth lab
* Flower orgy...Fleurgy
* The hosts become convinced Luna is a serial killer
* "It ate a mouse?" ~Danny accidentally mispronounces "moue"
* Flower money shots
** Lyndsay is disgusted that Danny couldn't remember the term "money shot"
* Gasping Lyndsay
* The hosts become convinced both Luna and Nevilla are high on meth
* (A:) This seems like a scene from Alice in Wonderland. (L:) Alice in Bonerland
* Allie has a history of foam parties in her past.
* Danny's Luna voice is pushing it towards horror porn for Lyndsay.
* Lyndsay wonders why Sprout has aphrodisiac plants on stock and wonders if her and Flitwick have romantic interludes in greenhouse 8.
* Allie jokes it would be funny if one nipple tasted sweet but the other one tasted sour or salty.
* Luna has been to Bibbity Bobbity Bush
* Luna may be a squirter as well. Possibly may be providing the irrigation system for the greenhouses.
* Lyndsay isn't surprised Neville is good at going down on girls
* Danny misreading a line causes Luna to remove her eye balls.
* Sprout is a "cool" professor...or rolls them up in a carpet and drops them to the bottom of the Black Lake
== Wands Up or Down? ==
* Danny: Way up (clicking at that glass ceiling in the greenhouse)
** likes the pairing
** likes that we know Luna's personality so well, so it was easy to imagine her getting into this situation
* Allie: Up
** thinks the pairing is very dreamy, is into them
** feels like Dumbledore is gonna swoop in and give Neville 10 points for boning Luna
** thought it was sweaty and sensual
* Lyndsay: Up
** writing was very peotic
** fun that there is an aphrodisiac plant
** thinks they were already attracted to each other and the plant just heightened it
** liked that both were in charge in a good way
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