Osrtrilope

Not to be confused with Ostrilopes
chill bird very cool, roams the earth searching for more juuls to add to it's collection, it is happy with it's juuls. Ostrilopes have a severe nicotine addiction and collect Thornpalm flavored Juuls.
--IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN OSTRILOPE, DO NOT SHOW IT SPOTIFY--
Osrtilopes are commonly found running around having MANY affairs with osrtilopes. However, this is the only way for the osrtilopes to continue.
People often imagine how good osrtilope head would be, but because they are somewhere uninhabitable were humans can't go, we can only picture it.
Their primary hunters are Carnithons, they feast on Thornpalms.
Every day they participate in the Ostrithon, which our beloved leader Smarret Gith holds.
Ostrilopes also have reported to have the largest penises known to have existed on Earth.
HISTORY: WARS
VIVA LA OSTREVOLUCION: In 476 ASG (anno Smarret Gith), the ostrilopes decided they'd had enough of the cruel reign of the carnithon. They started a revolutionary war, known as the Ostrilope Revolution, or the Ostrevolution for short. King Carnithon III became enraged but was convinced he could win this war. After many long battles (battle of lexilope and cornpalm, battle of thornpalm hill, etc.) the war was finally settled in 481 when the Carnithons surrendered. now, the ostrilopes are still scared of the carnithons, but have gained their inependence and run their own nation with a flourishing juul economy.
Interesting facts:
- Smarret Gith loves blue ostrilopes. Its rumored he has had intercourse with many
- an ostrilope will eat you if it gets the chance
- You can tell an ostrilope is about to give birth if it spins around 3 times, stops, and repeats it 4x more 
- All Ostrilopes die in Paris, it doesn't matter. They all die in Paris, When a ostrilope is on its death bed, Herman drives by in an airplane, takes them to Paris, and throws them off the Eiffel tower. all ostrlipes die in Paris.
History II: EMO OSTRILOPES
Historians have found various fossils that seem to confirm the existence of emo ostrilopes. With the help of advanced computer imaging, they were able to create visuals that represent what they might've looked like. There are two kinds of emo ostrilopes.
These ostrilopes were created when world renowned ostrilope scientist, Fenjamin Branklin, was studying ostrilopes. While on his lunch break, he pulled out his telecaster to play some riffs. However, this telecaster was tuned to FACGCE, the midwest emo tuning. He strummed the open strings. Instantly, all the surrounding ostrilopes turned their stupid two legged bodies to look at him. As Fenji Benji played the opening to "Never Meant" by American Football, he was ambushed. The ostrilopes brutally tore his face apart with the head of a nearby thornpalm, leaving Fenjamin a lifeless corpse on the ground. They grabbed Branklin's telecaster, flannel, and beanie then got to work. They studied these foreign items for many days, recreating them with the wood from thornpalms and the fur from dead ostrilopes. The ostrilopes that partook in the murder formed a band named "Mom Jeans", and showed their talent to all the other ostrilopes. They were an instant hit. As their popularity reached an all time high, they were invited to play at the Light Waves Display. Their performances were loved by many. 
As winter drew near, the ostrilopes were slowly dying off. They could not withstand the low temperatures as Smarret Gith had not allowed their offspring to have genetic mutations. They needed more fur, but were not capable of producing offspring with that trait no matter how hard they fucked. They thought of starting fires, but they couldn't. Their amputated bipedal headasses couldn't pick up sticks and rocks at the same time, so they needed another way to stay warm. One brave ostrilope, Oswald Serrano, decided that he would not let the population die out. He jumped off the small island and swam as far as his two little cucumber legs could take him, hoping to find a place where he could buy warm clothes. He swam for 10 generations, struggling the whole way. He almost threw in the towel, contemplating killing himself, but he spotted the solution in the distance. A Hot Topic. He swam faster, his two little stupid legs kicking viciously. He waddled onto shore and into Hot Topic. The sound of tween rock music hit his ears as he walked to the back, looking for the shirts. He grabbed all the emo clothing he could find and walked up to the cashier, ready to save the ostrilopes, but he didnt bring any money. He shot the cashier 3 times in the head, leaving his body at 10458 Landon Ave, and swam back. The ostrilopes wore the emo clothing throughout winter, but some decided to wear it for their whole lives. Some are still around today, but be weary if you spot one. 
THE BROWN PLAGUE:
Years ago, Carnithons were not apart of the natural environment of Planet Amplify. Once introduced by our benevolent and beloved leader Smarret Gith, many changes began to happen. The Carnithons brought a deadly disease with them, the brown plague. This harmed only Ostrilopes, turning there fur darker and making them weaker. And so them bitches died :( . 
Rituals: 
There are many rituals that the Ostrilopes do to keep the population from rising, from both the Carnithons and the Ostrilopes. For more information on the rituals, go to Rituals 
File:Eat.png|he hungry
File:Lovers.png|Aren't they cute?
File:Run.png|RUN!
File:Dead.png|ohhh he dead
File:Real ostrilope.gif|ostrilope is real??
Category:Animals