At Long Last Leave/Transcript

It cuts to the simpson family watching tv in their living room. Kent brockman was on the news.
"Good evening. It is with great sadness that america and china have declared War! And a massive nucelar attack is expected to reach our shores within the hour." Kent brockman says in a serious tone.
Homer screams "AH!"
"Heh, Thats the sort of hypothetical emergency todays disaster drill. Its designed to get us ready for!" Kent brockman says
The simpsons were sitting on the couch with serious tones. And homer was holding a pillow above his head scared
Homer sighed.
"All springfielders should now move off the streets and inside their homes. Please avoid the superstitous panic. Which marked the recent lunar eclipse." Kent brockman was talking.
It showed a photo of homer messing about with a flamethrower and a lunar eclipse happening behind him. Homer was stepping on grandpa
"Hehe. Sorry dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldnt cough the moon back." Homer said nervously
"GahDih... You know that the dragon always coughs the moon back up!" Grandpa said.
"I know its subtle. But you must find out. There is no dragon." Lisa said.
"Then why am i paying 800 Dollars a year in dragon insurance?" Homer said annoyed
"Again, i maintain that money would be better spent on car insurance." Lisa said
"Lisa. Everyone knows that dragons do not attack cars. Gee! Pick up a book." Homer said
"I pick up books like you pick up beer!" Lisa said annoyed
"Then you have a serious reading problem." Homer said
"Now remeber, This is only a drill. AH! THE MISSILES ARE REALLY COMING!" Kent brockman said "THE SO CALLED DRILL IS JUST A WAY TO GET YOU INTO SHELTERS WITHOUT CAUSING TOTAL CHAOS!"
"Is what i would say, If this werent a drill." Kent brockman continued. "THIS IS NOT A DRILL-"
The simpsons shrugged and headed off the couch. Including Bart. Grandpa. Marge. Lisa. Homer. and Maggie
"Now we're supposed to stay down in our storm cellar for three hours. " Marge read a note
"So do you farting now." Homer said
"Homie, What if that was the last thing you ever said?" Marge said
"Dont worry. My last words will be I CAN OUTRUN THAT LION!" Homer said
Marge sighed
Homer opened up the cellar doors
They all climbed down the cellar stairs
"All right! Everyone in." Homer said
Marge opened one of the cubbards and there was no food.
"All right whos the wisenheimer thats been eating the powedered food." Marge said annoyed.
"Not me!" Bart said as he coughed up some poweder
"Two can play at that game!" Homer said
Homer drank some talcom powder out the locker and then realising it was talcum poweder. He started gagging
"I can do this! I can do this!" Homer said as he was gagging
Homer coughed some of it up and maggie started playing with it
(It cut to some time later. Where the simpsons family was bored and were in the cellar trying to saty occupied. Bart was bouncing a ball agaisnt homers forehead.
"Boy, I told you an hour ago, Stop that!" Homer said annoyed
"But bunkerball is keeping us sane!" Bart said
"Do we really have to sit here the whole time?" Lisa asked
"Yeah cant we just die staying busy?" Hank said
"I mean if we went out know it might be cool to see the town empty." Lisa said
"Yeah, i could sneak into the school and write whatever i want on the chalkboard!" Bart said
"I could see a planetary show without the second hand marijuana!" Lisa said
"And i could drive drunk while im actually sober!" Homer said
(It cut to the simpsons riding the car through town. it was empty.
"Its fun, But not as fun." Homer said
"Thats odd. Why are all those cars parked at city hall?" Marge said suspicous
"Ay caramba!" Bart said
"If i didnt know beter, Id say its a town meeting!" Lisa said
"Not without us it isnt. pull over." Marge said
Homer parked his car next to a van that said "SECRET MEETING CATERING"
The simpsons all got out the car and went towards the city hall doors and opened it.
"Welcome to this secret meeting, Made possible by the fake disaster drill. Abnd a special thanks for the hard work of the mystery and secrecy commite." Mayor quimby was saying to everyone in the audience. Not knowing the simpsons was there as he pointed to the MASC as they were sitting in a special seat.
"We have names you know." Chalmers said
"Quit complaining! You only meet once a month!" Mayor quimby said.
"Yes, But the meetings last eight hours!" Comic book guy said
"Shut up! Shut up! This is the most fun i have!" Disco stu said
"And now for the reason we are here." Mayor quimby said
He turned on the board and it showed a photo of the simpsons.
"Whats going on." Marge asked the family "Why is there a picture of us? This isnt good."
"Oh honey, Why must you always assume that a huge picture of us at a secret meaning we werent told about is a bad thing?" Homer said
"The results are in: This town has voted unanimously to get rid of springfields unending nightmare." Mayor quimby sai "THE SIMPSONS!"
"Doh!" The entire simpsons family said
"THEYRE HERE! THE MONSTERS ARE HERE!" Moe said
"Moe, Its me, Marge." Marge said to moe "Im your freind!"
"THE MONSTER QUEEN IS COMING ON TO ME!" Moe screamed
*It cut to later*
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