Sans Undertale

Sans from Undertale is a dipshit that can travel the multiverse, immediately gets everyone's attention, destroyed Giygas with 3 other friends, can't have sex, and made it into Smash Bros twice (once as a character, another as a Mii costume). Sans has an army of fangirls that do everything he says, except for stop bugging him. Because of that, he is good friends with Squidward, who has a tampon and starfish doing the same damn thing. Sans' first career was selling shirts with him on it after the death of Giygas. Morshu was his kind distributor, until he decided to flip off Sans and go for his Starman "brother", Papyrus instead. Papyrus better anyway.
==Fountains or something==
In another universe, Sans ran into The NIght making some Void fountain, and ever since then, he followed The NIght into its world and met Squirrel. Let's just say Squirrel's "fountain" was like a geyser the moment he saw Sans Undertale Real Life. Sans and Squirrel were in this stupid relationship thing and made everyone projectile vomit everywhere and leave town until 2 years later, when they finally broke up. For the rest of his days, Sans became a janitor for the entire kingdom of Hollowneck and cleaned up everyone's vomit from everyone seeing the crack ship that is Sans and Squirrel, which actually never happened. Only 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 has told us this. Morshu didn't see it himself, but only agrees with mossbag. There was vomit, though. Probably The Imposter's work again, with that silly Orange Fanta she's spreading. Also explains the Fanta scent from the vomit.
==Trivia==
* Sans is a serial killer.
* Sans and Ness are the same, but I thought you knew that.
* Sans is also Dr. Andonuts because Megalovania
* Sans is also Steven Universe
* Sans plays as Gustavo Fring's Skeleton in Breaking Bad
* Sans does not have powers, he just pretends he does, while his fangirls do all the work for him.
* Sans is wanted by the IRS because he was too lazy to money launder his money given to him by his fangirls.
* Sans does not have tentacles, put your wee wee away.
* Sans once transformed into a working Nintendo Wii, but was never sold until a powerful man bought him from a Sears Grand.
* Sans is the reason Hollow Knight never got a Wii port.
* Sans also did your mom last night, but I'm sure you knew this, too.
*Sans has an OnlyFans
*Sans tried to join the Small Wiener Club, but was declined because he had no penis.
*Sans is Peter Griffin, but at the same time, he has been in the same room as Peter Griffin
*Sans tried to apply for a job at Femboy Hooter's, but was rejected because he has "too much testosterone" (he really doesn't).