Joe Biden

Joseph "Joe" Biden is a politician and is a former President of UnAmerica. Biden was once at war with Trump over the presidency of the United States and is secretly from an alternate universe. Biden was also the vice president during Obama's presidency. Biden is said to have a crush on Obama despite pissing him off a lot and being already being married. Biden has the ability to change people's races if they don't vote for him. He also likes to sniff kids. Before he came to the UnUniverse he was the Emperor of the Empire of Coca Cola. His plan was to use the power of the USUA in order to launch a full-scale invasion of his homeworld in order to retake his throne, however he was forced to give up and retire from the presidency, leading to his Vice President, Kamala Harris, to go to war against Trump. She didn’t win though. 
==Lore==
Biden was originally from an alternate universe and was elected as Emperor of the Empire of Coca Cola. However, he was ousted when a coup in 1744 and was forced to flee his home universe and left to our universe. He soon gains power there and was elected as Vice President of the United States. He soon decided to declare war on Donald Trump because he wanted to build a YUUUUGGE wall. Biden eventually won the war after the battle of Walltown, becoming the new leader of UnAmerica. Biden's has now plan to use the military power of the UnWorld to invaded the Coca-Cola empire and retake his throne. Currently this seems to still be in the planning stages. 
In 2023 Joe Biden was transformed into Skibidi Biden. He was brought back/turned back into normal Joe Biden with the Respawn Machine after Skibidi Biden was killed for the final time. 
In early 2024, Joe Biden begun his plans to go to war against Donald Trump in order to secure his throne forever, however, after witnessing the horror of Skibidi Biden, he realize that his plans was doomed and gave up on beating Trump or reclaiming his throne in the Coca-Cola Empire, resulting in him retiring from the presidency and moving to N Sanity Island, where he dranks lots of SODA!!!
==Trivia==
 
*He has the ability to blow up.
*He likes to drive into people.
*He has a pet fly which he uses to try and kill Mike Pence. However, the assassination attempt failed.
*His favourite scent is kids.
*His rival was Donald Trump because his obsidian powers rivals his BIDEN Blast
*His royal name is Bidenous III.
* He prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
* He always falls asleep while talking.
*His Alternate self from the UnUniverse is Nebid Eoj.
*He is prone to fall down, luckily his back bones are made of steel.
**This was proven when Biden fell off his bike and had to be taken to the hospital
* A baggy of coke (sorry, not the drink) was found inside his home.
*There has been rumors about him having intercourse and impregnating a Furry monkey Kaiju, who would later give birth to Goku's adopted sister Son Biten
*He once banned Africans, but all he actually did was ban African travel. This ban would give him the hand pose for his BLAST!
*Joe Biden really, really likes ice cream.
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