Super Smash Sisters

The fourteenth chapter of Total Drama Revolution, posted on September 8, 2011.
==Story==
"Last time on Total Drama Revolution, the contestants had a car race, out of cars they made theirselves. Or is it themselves? Who cares, anyways? Well, back to the topic, Tasia was supposed to get eliminated, but Antoine quit because his buddy won the lottery. But, yeah, selfless guy. Who will be out next? Find out today, on Total Drama Revolution!"
Donny is watching Step Sisters. "This movie is so epic."
"Eww, that movie is vulgar." says Kavren. "My favorite kind."
"I refuse to do anything." says Vincent. "Antoine was eliminated, remember?"
"He wasn't eliminated, he quit. Since he wasn't voted out, he could still return to the game." says Donny.
"Yeah, but he wouldn't. He's probably bathing in money right now." says Kavren.
A flashback is shown to Antoine and Lou at Antoine's home.
"You little @#$%, you said you'd give me some of the money!" says Antoine.
"Chill, dude, I was just joking." says Lou.
"That's not funny, man! I quit the game because of you!" says Antoine.
"Fine, man, here." Lou hands Antoine ten bucks.
"Really? That's the best you can do?" says Antoine.
"I'm sorry, man. I love my money." says Lou.
"I can't believe you! You lied to me." says Antoine.
"Yeah? So? You lie to me all the time." says Lou.
"Yeah, but it's usually funny and not so serious things. I lost my chance at a million bucks thanks to you." says Antoine.
"Sorry, man." says Lou, who does not seem like he's sorry.
"You know what? That's it. We're over. And so is 2 Guyz N The Parque." says Antoine. He storms out of the door.
Lou shrugs and goes back to counting his money.
"They're probably getting along super well." says Kavren.
"Definitely." says Vincent.
"Ohhh, it's the smex part." says Donny, still watching the movie.
Kavren puts on some sunglasses. "My favorite part."
Elle comes in. "Hey, Donny, here's your cup." she says.
"You came in at an awkward time." says Vincent.
Elle stares at the screen, and laughs. "Can I watch?" she asks.
"Uh, sure." says Vincent.
"Awk." says Donny.
Tasia and Chelsey come in, too.
"I heard there was an inappropriate mooooovie goin' on." says Tasia.
"And you know how much I love inappropriate movies." says Chelsey.
"Uh, that's nice." says Donny.
"Guys, we love girls, don't we?" asks Kavren. "Guys? Guys?"
Donny and Vincent are silent.
"What are you guys, PJ?" says Kavren.
"Kavren, you're so awkward." says Chelsey.
"Hey. Where's Cammy?" asks Donny.
Secret agent music starts to play, as Cammy falls out of the ceiling wearing a fedora.
"Agent C." says Tasia. "That's laaaaax."
"That really hurt, guys." says Cammy. She then curses.
"How do you think Trick would react if he heard you were a potty mouth?" asks Elle.
"Meh, he wouldn't care." says Cammy.
"Do you guys think we should find Chris?" asks Donny.
"But Step Sisters isn't over yet." wails Kavren.
"We can watch it later. Duh." says Chelsey.
"Wait, why am I even watching this? TURN IT TO NEBRASKA SHORE." says Elle.
Chris comes in.
"No time for Nebraska Shore. We have to do the challenge." says Chris.
"Awwww." says Chelsey.
"The show's on a hiaaaaatus." says Tasia. "It didn't get enough vieeeews."
"NO." says Elle.
"You're kidding." shouts Chelsey.
"No, maaaan. Look." says Tasia.
Tasia opens up the internet, and searches "nebraska shore hiatus." It is real.
Elle begins to cry. Chelsey pats her on the back.
"Come on, this isn't a soap opera." says Chris.
Chris meets the contestants outside. "You all know the game Super Smash Bros, right?"
"You mean that game with Super Jario, Clink from Myth of Zedla, Tirby, and etcetera?" says Donny.
"I LOVE THAT GAME." says Cammy happily.
"I love it too. Well, mostly because of Infinity Suit Spamus." says Kavren. He begins to pee his pants, and turns away.
"Kavren, that's nasty." says Donny.
"So, anyways..." says Chris.
"Bloop pork." says Kavren.
"Can you just let me continue?!" yells Chris. Everyone quiets down. "Thank you. Now, you guys will be dressing up as one of the characters from that game, and brawling."
"Isn't that a little, er, dangerous?" asks Cammy.
"Sure, fine, whatever. All Total Drama challenges are dangerous. Anyways, you have five minutes to pick your character, then it's brawl time." says Chris.
"Brown and yellow, brown and yellow, brown and yellow." sings Vincent.
"Ugh, I hate Wazz Khalifa." says Donny.
Later, Donny goes in a dressing room, and comes out in a green tunic.
"I am CLINK!" says Donny. "Subject of crushes from gamer girls everywhere."
"I totally don't have a crush on Clink." says Cammy, who is dressed up as Zedla.
"Ooh, you could be Donny's babe." says Kavren, who is dressed up as King Pepepe.
"Eww, Kavren, I have a boyfriend..." says Cammy.
Vincent comes out. "How do I look?" he says while dressed as Frog from Super Jario.
"Oh, I love that guy." says Donny.
"I think he's a fan favorite." says Vincent. "Hopefully it will give me luck in th' challenge."
Chelsey comes out dressed up as Infinity Suit Spamus.
Kavren, who is dressed up as Wazz Khalifa, has another accident. "Homina homina homina."
Elle then comes out dressed as Pogeyman Trainer.
"Dude, the Pogeyman Trainer is a boy." says Donny.
"And Kavren, Wazz isn't from Super Smash Bros." says Chris.
"Yeah? You guys were singing Brown and Yellow and I got distracted." says Kavren.
Tasia is the last one to come out. She is dressed up as Princess Kiwi.
"Princess Kiwi is super hot." says Kavren.
"Yeah, but Tasia isn't." says Donny.
"All right, Vincent versus Cammy is going to be our first match up." says Chris.
Vincent and Cammy step into the ring.
"GO!" says Chef, who is the referee.
Vincent charges at Cammy.
Cammy pulls out a pistol and shoots it at Vincent.
"HEY! No real weapons!" says Chris.
"And plus, Zedla didn't carry a pistol. You sure you didn't mix your stuff up with Chelsey's?" asks Kavren.
"I'm positive." winks Cammy. She shoots her pistol again.
"Is that a blank, or..." says Vincent nervously.
"No." grins Cammy evilly.
Vincent steps back slowly. "Come on, girl. Go easy on me."
"Nah." says Cammy. "I'm going super hard." thumb|292px|Cammy almost kills Vincent.
Vincent climbs into a tree, with Cammy in hot pursuit. She kicks him so hard that he blasts into the sky and a "ding!" is heard.
"What did you just do?!" screams Donny.
"I just beat him." says Cammy. "Chris, I get to move on to the next round, right?"
"Cammy, this is serious. We don't know where Vincent went." says Chris.
Vincent flies out of the sky and falls onto the ground, creating a ten-foot deep hole.
Chris whistles, and two interns come out of a house and grab Vincent, taking him away.
"He desperately needs medical attention." says Chris.
"Wait, does that mean he's out of the game?" screams Kavren.
"Sure." says Chris.
"WHAT?!" yells Donny. "We need to go to the Taxi of Shame."
"Come on, we're in the middle of a challenge." whines Chris.
Donny and Kavren run to the Taxi of Losers.
"Mmrpht." says Vincent, who's lying down on a stretcher. "So I guess this is it."
"I'll miss you, bro." says Donny.
"Yeah, me too. I'll miss cracking inappropriate jokes with you, buddy." says Kavren.
"It was fun, dude." says Vincent.
"Well, I hope you get better, and whatnot." says Donny.
"Don't worry, I will, dude. One of you two BETTER win." says Vincent.
"Oh, we will." says Donny.
"And we'll take down Elle and Chelsey." says Kavren.
"Yeah, but I think your first priority should be Cammy. I mean, she was the one who got me out in the first place." says Vincent.
"True, but she's..." says Kavren.
"Ever met a little person named Trick?" asks Donny.
Kavren grumbles.
The Taxi of Losers drives away. The driver has to swerve to avoid something in the road, though. A loud curse is heard and a rainbow explosion is seen.
Chris meets the boys back at the challenge.
"Well, that took up a while. So, I guess, Donny wins. For whatever reason." says Chris.
"Yay!" says Donny.
"Will there be an elimination?" asks Elle.
"Um, yeah." says Chris blatantly.
"But Vincent was already withdrawn from the game." says Cammy.
"So? We had Gustavo and MacKenzie eliminated together earlier in the season." says Chris.
"Good point." says Chelsey. "Come on, gurls. Let's vote."
The girls head to their dorms.
"Man, it sure is quiet without Vincent." says Kavren.
"Wanna watch the rest of Step Sisters?" asks Donny.
"Nah. Not in the mood." says Kavren.
"I know what you mean, man." says Donny.
"Yeah, dude. I'm content just watching Normal Show. It makes me feel less depressed." says Kavren, who turns on the TV to Normal Show.
"The My Dad episode? That's my favorite one..." says Donny.
"I can't believe we're the last two boys left." says Kavren. "No offense, but we're both kinda weird."
"Weird? You're one to talk, man." says Donny.
"But, you sing about pants and never get angry..." says Kavren.
Donny is asleep.
"Um, okay." says Kavren.
The girls are sitting around like lumps, except Cammy, who is doing who knows what.
"Cammy, what the heck are you doing?" asks Chelsey.
"Stuff." says Cammy, who's crouched in the corner.
"Tell us, gurl. We're your friends." says Elle.
"No you're not. You guys hate me, last time I checked." says Cammy.
"We don't hate you. We just strongly dislike you." says Chelsey.
"Caaaaammy, I don't haaaaate you." says Tasia.
Tasia says in the confessional, "Cammy's annoying, maaaaaan. Well, Elle and Chelsey are annoying too, but Cammy's woooooorse."
Elle pokes her head in. "Did I just hear what I think I heard?!"
"Um, nooooo, maaaaan." says Tasia.
"ELLE, NEBRASKA SHORE IS BACK ON!" says Chelsey loudly.
"Eeeee!" yells Elle, and she zips away.
"Oh, maaaan. That was a cloooooose one. The jig is up, duuuuude. Now everyone will knooooow that I haaaate Caaaammy, and she'll kill me." says Tasia.
"You can vote with us." says Elle, coming back in.
Chris is at the elimination ceremony.
"Today, we have noodles in a cup, again." says Chris.
"Why?" asks Donny. "They give me stomach troubles."
"Aw, whatever. But you won the challenge, so you get noodles." says Chris.
Donny tosses his noodles in a trash can.
"Elle and Kavren are safe too." says Chris.
Elle and Kavren get their noodles.
"And, sadly, so is Tasia." says Chris.
Tasia cheers.
"Cammy and Chelsey. One of you C girls is gonna be voted out. And the person who's safe is..."
"Chelsey. Cammy, you have been unanimously voted out."
"I thought you guys liked me." says Cammy sadly.
"We did, until you destroyed Vincent." says Donny.
"Me and Chels never liked you." shrugs Elle.
"Well, I knew that. But Tasia, why?!" says Cammy disappointedly.
"I don't knooooow, maaaaan. I don't knooooow." says Tasia, shaking her head.
"Kthxbai." says Cammy. She winks, then runs away.
"And our nerdy cool cat is now out. Who will win? The weird perv? The calm singing pants guy? The short Nebraska Shore-obsessed 'seducer'? The hot but b*tchy girl? Or the woozy and constantly laidback chick? Find out soon, on Total... Drama... Revolution!"
==Author's Notes==
*The chapter title and challenge were obviously based around the Super Smash Bros series, and all the characters the contestants dress up as are obviously very subtle references to Smash characters.
*I noticed an inconsistency in that Kavren is said to dress up as King Pepepe, but then is said to be dressed as Wazz Khalifa around five sentences later.
*I was ready to end the story at this point and was also trying to get to the final five as soon as possible (that's when new character/story pages were able to be reserved on TDIFF) - hence the double elimination. Pity it required turning Cammy into an irredeemable psychopath. She was actually a fan-favorite for some inexplicable reason until I wrote this chapter, when she then became widely hated.