Chef Poo Poo ruins Thanksgiving Day

== Cast ==
* Margaret
* Bowser
* Chef Pee Pee
* Chef Poo Poo
* Chef Bridget
* Chef Frank
== Transcript ==
Chef Poo Poo: (After they're eating their Thanksgiving dinner.) That was a great Thanksgiving dinner! I'm ready for pumpkin pie! (He gets up from the dinner table & getting some pumpkin pie.)
Chef Pee Pee: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chef Poo Poo, Come back here!
Chef Poo Poo: (He arrived back at the dinner table.) What did I do? I didn't do anything wrong!
Bowser: Before we can have pumpkin pie, we need some jokes. So go get the joke book.
Chef Poo Poo: What? Not on Thanksgiving! I have an aversion to jokes, I just want to have pumpkin pie, but without telling you jokes!
Margaret: It doesn’t matter, you're still telling us jokes! Having pumpkin pie without telling us jokes will not work, you seriously need to have a sense of humor!
Chef Poo Poo: I am not having a sense of humor anymore, I hate it!
Chef Bridget: You have to! Learning to laugh with other people is needed because it's a part of family life! In fact, Thanksgiving is about doing things together as a family.
Chef Poo Poo: But I hate jokes, you can't make me!
Chef Frank: Chef Poo Poo, don't act like a brat on Thanksgiving! You can either tells us jokes and have pumpkin pie or go straight to bed early!
Chef Poo Poo: NO, I AM NOT TELLING YOU JOKES, NOT EVEN ON THANKSGIVING! I HATE THEM!
Chef Pee Pee: Oh well, then I guess no pumpkin pie!
Chef Poo Poo: BUT I TOLD YOU GUYS ALREADY I HATE JOKES! LET ME HAVE PUMPKIN PIE RIGHT NOW, JOKES ARE TOO BOTHERING FOR ME!
Bowser: I'm sorry that jokes are bothering and impacting for you! But you're still telling us jokes! 
Margaret: Tell us some jokes and have pumpkin pie or go to bed early!
Chef Poo Poo: YOU'RE ALL NOT BEING FAIR! I HATE TELLING JOKES, I WILL THROW AWAY THE JOKE BOOKS!
Chef Bridget: YOU ARE NOT THROWING AWAY THE JOKE BOOKS AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING PUMPKIN PIE FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR AT ALL!
Chef Poo Poo: (He's crying, because he is not very happy.) But Chef Pee Pee, Bowser and Margaret, you guys started it! You all made me upset! You forced me to tell you all jokes when I already told you over a thousand times that I hated them! It's all your guys fault for ruining Thanksgiving!
Chef Frank: No, we did not make you do anything! YOU CHOSE TO GET UPSET; YOU DISPLAYED AN UNCONTROLLABLE OUTBURST IN FRONT OF US! IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT AND THAT BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Chef Poo Poo: Chef Pee Pee, Bowser and Margaret, you guys don't understand how much I strongly hate jokes! It's my opinion to dislike jokes and laughing with other people!
Chef Pee Pee: CHEF POO POO, THAT'S A COP-OUT, IT'S NOT AN OPINION! YOU'RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES TO AVOID LAUGHING WITH OTHER PEOPLE! 
Bowser: IF YOU CHOOSE TO AVOID HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR ENTIRELY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING WITH OTHERS!
Chef Poo Poo: But I hate having a sense of humor, because you're doing it to embarrass me!
Margaret: TOUGH AND IT'S NOT DONE TO MAKE YOU EMBARRASSED!
Chef Bridget: YOU ARE GROUNDED THROUGHOUT ALL THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AND YOU WILL NOT BE GOING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING TOMORROW! 
Chef Frank: NOW, GET UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM AND GET TO BED!