How to Win Planets and Influence People (audio story)

was the fifth story of the seventh season of Big Finish Productions' Short Trips series. It featured the Fourth Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith, Harry Sullivan and the return of .
== Publisher's summary ==
9AM: Registration
10AM: Our Opening Guest Speaker discusses Strategic Invasion Plans, including things to look out for, Time Lords to avoid, and tips on crushing the lesser races
11AM: Biscuits and Coffee
12PM: Continuing on from his opening talk, our Guest Speaker discusses bringing the universe to its knees
1PM: Lunch
A dynamic talk with slides. has lectured widely for several centuries, and his wisdom is contained in the following bestsellers: The 7 Habits of Truly Terrible People, Who Moved My Sun?, Feel the Fear and Detonate It Anyway, The One Million Year Manager and Ice Men Are From Mars, Karate Is From Venus.
== Plot ==
to be added
== Characters ==
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* Fourth Doctor
* Sarah Jane Smith
* Harry Sullivan
== Crew ==
* Narrator - Rufus Hound
* Cover Art - Anthony Lamb
* Director - Lisa Bowerman
* Executive Producer - Nicholas Briggs and Jason Haigh-Ellery
* Music and Sound Design - Ian Potter
* Producer & Script Editor - Ian Atkins
* Writer - James Goss
== Worldbuilding ==
* The Monk mentions the Shadow Proclamation.
* The Monk references that Cybermen are allergic to gold.
* The Monk wins Strictly Come Dancing
== Notes ==
* This story was Harry Sullivan's first appearance in audio since Neptune.
* The title of this story is a play to .
* In a style similar to The Companion Chronicles, this story is told from the Monk's perspective, with Rufus Hound performing the story in-character.
* This story was recorded on 11 April 2016 at the Moat Studios.
* This story was released as a download only.
== Continuity ==
to be added
== External links ==
Category:Series 7 (ST) audio stories
Category:Fourth Doctor audio stories
Category:Sarah Jane Smith audio stories
Category:The Monk audio stories
Category:Stories set in London
Category:Stories set in Moscow
Category:Stories set in Great Britain
Category:Stories set in 1917