Toy Story 6/Transcript

Ham: Mahahahaha you will never get pass my secret supermarket passage way
Woody: I think we will Dr Pork Chop. isn’t that right gang
Buzz: Yeah
Jessie: Yeah
Ham: Well then here comes my super mega dino rex robot!
Woody: Well we wouldn’t WITHOUT OUR LOYAL POTATO KNIGHT
Mr Potato Head: Hey wanna he a spud joke
Rex: Ooo I love jokes
Mr Potato Head: Ok then why did I defeat you
Rex: Ooo that’s a trick one I dunno why
Mr Potato Head: Because you became an idiot and forgot why your hear
(Rex Laughs and leaves)
Ham: WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Buzz: I think it’s because how dumb he is
Mr Potato Head: Yep thats correct
Woody: And now we will break threw the steel cereal boxes by my trusty pal Bullseye
Woody: Ride like the wind Bullseye!
(Bullseye breaks threw cereal boxes)
Ham: Oh no I wish I had 3 heads so i could think wiser and better
Jessie: And now for the finishing touches
Buzz: SLINKY BOMB READY FOR LUANCH
Woody: Ok your on it
(Slinky bomb falls and hits ham)
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(Andy makes explosion sounds)
Andy’s Mom: Ok Andy time to put your toys back in your bag Im paying for the items now
Andy: Ok mom
(Plays You’ve got a friend in me while Andy is walking back to his room)
Andy: Wow you toys are the best at defeating evil Pork Chop
(Camera turns to the back on Andy’s bag and get’s closer to Woody and Buzzes angle)
(Andy makes it to his room)
Andy: Woohoo yeah your the best Woody and Buzz
(Zooms closer to Woody)
(You’ve got a friend in me ends)
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Mr Potato Head: Well that was a harmless one at the supermarket
Rex: You can say that a again
Mr Potato Head: Ok then I will…
Rex: Wait it was just an expression
Jessie: Wow I just hope this never ends
(Woody and Buzz make a ooo face)
Slinky: I need to be played with more
Ham: Well I was lucky
Buzz: Ok no need to brag how much we have been played with
Weezy: But what if we die fi we don’t get played more
Everyone: WEEZY?
Weezy: Yep that’s right since I have not been played often and a day later I feel weaker
Mrs Potato Head: Thank heavens your back!
Mr Potato Head: It was only a trip to the supermarket...
Weepy: EVERYONE ANDY IS COMING!
All toys gasp
Andy: YeeHaa
Andy's Mom: Andy ready to get some Pizza Planet takeaway
Andy: Yeah sure can I bring my toys
Andy's Mom: Of Corse but we need to go to the gas station firstly
Andy: Ok then
Andy packs all his toys and his heads to the gas station
They enter the store
Woody: Once again at the gas station
Slinky: Wow and it's the first time Andy bring me
Slinky: Maybe I am beginning to be played more often
Ham: I still wish I had those 3 heads I need to be a smarter pig
=== Plays Legendary Sponsor song ===
Rex: Hey guys look!
Buzz: Yeah it's just a dinosaur sponsorship what do you expect the gas station is called...
Jessie: Dinoco
Buzz: Yeah...
Rex gets amazed
Woody: Wait do not do it Rex
Rex: I shall sneak and get that poster
Mr Potato Head: WHAT'S THE POINT
Rex: Well That's to bad!
=== Song ends ===
Mrs and Mr Potato Head: Wait REX DON'T GO
Ham: What are you 2 thinking don't go with them
Ham: Slinky give me a hand by jumping of this car
Slinky: Um ok?
Jessie: Come on Bullseye we got a task to do
Bullseye get's excited
Buzz: Well Slinky is still with us
Slinky: WAIT I DID NOT WANT TO GO
Slinky accidentally jumps off the car
Woody: Wait guys don't go
Rex: Ok guys let's jump at the same time
Mr Potato Head: You think we would do tha...
Mrs Potato Head: LOOK IT'S A BABY POTATO HEAD KEY CHAIN
Slinky: There is something for all of us
Rex: Ok 3 2 1... JUMP
The door opens
Ham: Yeah
Rex: Ok all I need to do is get that poster
Ham: Maybe I could get a Barbie present for Andy's little sister
Rex: Guys I finally got the poster
Jessie: and we got all of our stuff as well
Mr Potato Head: Besides Slinky
Ham: Ok 3 2 1 JUMP!
The door opens
Mrs Potato Head: Wait did we steal
Ham: No it's called um donating
Ham Whispers: oh no
Woody: Wait Buzz there coming back
Buzz: Great come on guys
Jessie: Ok
Woody: Wait Andy is coming
Mr Potato Head: Quick hide under the car
Woody & Buzz hide inside the bag
Andy's mom picks up the phone
Andy: What is it mom?
Andy's Mom: We've got a beach holiday
Andy: GREAT!
Woody: Oh no
Andy's Mom: Ok let's get to Pizza Planet and then get ready to pack
Woody: Buzz what are you doing
Buzz: Im writing a note slip saying they are on there way to vacation then I will throw it out of the open window
Woody: Perfect
Buzz Slowly's puts the note out of the window
Slinky: Hey look a note
Jessie reads the note slip
Jessie: Oh no we have to be fast
Mr Potato Head: Why is that
Jessie: Never mind about that we have a mission to do
The toys start moving and Woody and Buzz are at Andy's house
Woody: Buzz do you think they know where there going it's been a while
Buzz: As long if they make it home there fine
Weezy: WAIT THE TOYS GOT STRANDED
Woody: Well yeah shockingly
BoPeep: Then we have to be helpful about something
Buzz: Sketch draw a map of complete town
Sketch draws the map
Buzz: Well seems like this town is big
Woody: Well we can't go out or andy would simply know we are missing
BoPeep: Well looks like we will have to wait more
Ham: I can't 
Ham: I can't believe we are stuck here
Rex: Hey at least I still have my poster
Mr Potato Head: Oh great we lost our items and Rex did not!
Mr Potato Head: Speaking of Rex
=== Plays YOUR FAULT! ===
Ham: You know what this is all your fault
Rex: Wait my fault?
Mr Potato Head: YES WE ARE TALKING TO YOU
Ham: Don't you understand you caused this
Slinky: Wait don't figh...
Mr Potato Head: OF COAURSE WE HAVE TO FIGHT BECAUSE THIS IS ALL
Ham & Mr Potato Head: Rex's Fault!
=== Song Ends ===
Rex: Well there is no need to be rude to me
Jessie: Yes I have to agree
Ham: Well i will never forgive Rex
Mr Potato Head: Same HERE!
Slinky: Wait I found some other toys
Slinky: Maybe they could help us
Ham: Yeah sure they could help us...not
Mr Potato Head: Hey trains can you give us directions
Train 1: Oh sure Play School toy
Train 2: No i could help you
Train 3: No I am the best
Mrs Potato Head: Just don't fight ok?
Train 2: Ok but first let us sing a jolly song
Ham: But we just sing a song not too long ago
Train 1: Well looks like its a musical for you fellows
=== Plays The Train? Spud? Song Long Dog? ===
Train 3: Choo Choo
Train 1: Hello folks if you stranded we are here to
Train 2: Help you!
Train 3: Choo Choo
Mr Potato Head: Ok stop of this Choo Choo stuff
Slinky: We just need directions
Train 2: We can give you the supplies you
Train 1: Ne...
Mr Potato Head: We just need one simple thing!
Train 1: SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP SPUD GUY!
Train 1: THIS IS A SONG BY THE TRAINS ONLY!
=== Song Ends ===
Train 2: Ok i'm sorry about that he is a red head some times
Slinky: Yeah you can say that again
Train 3: Ok he is a map just
Train 1: TAKE IT AND GO AWAY
Rex: Ok thanks I guess
Woody: This is really taking a while Buzz
Woody: I am starting to get worried about them
Buzz: Just give them time did you see how big that map was
Woody: Ok that is true
Weezy: So give them time
Woody: Fine but I sure hope they did not go across the road
Buzz: Ok that is a good point right there
Slinky: This is taking for ages
Mrs Potato Head: Yes it really is
Jessie: They must be another way like a short cut
Slinky: It is dark there must be a resting spot
Ham: But what Buzz said when we were looking for Woody
Slinky: Ok but Buzz is not here
Mr Potato Head: Yeah we are not blind skinny dog
Ham: Those train people were idiots like this map is not even Official
Slinky: Wait a minute this does not even have the gas station or Pizza Planet on it
Jessie: They did not even give us a map did they
Mr Potato Head: Yeah
Bullseye groans
Woody: THERE BACK
Buzz: No there not is was a dream
Woody: Hmmm
Weezy: What is it Woody
Woody: Why have I never explored under andy's bed in a while
Woody: I'm gonna have another look under there
Buzz: See anything?
Woody: WAIT A MINUTE ANDY HAS IT
Buzz: Has what?
Woody: Woody's Finest Hour!
Woody: It should be cancelled
Woody: After that mine episode the show was cancelled
Buzz: Well I wonder if you made it in time
After watching Woody's Finest Hour
Woody: Wow that was amazing
Woody: WAIT A MINUTE I FORGOT THERE STRANDED
Weezy: This may take a long time
Ham: That's IT
Ham: WE ARE LOST
Mr Potato Head: We already knew that
Slinky: Wait I see some Solider Action figures