Quidward Returns

Quidward Returns is the thirty-eighth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Quidward comes back as a ghost and haunts the Patty Shack.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with a shot of The Patty Shack at night]
*Narrator: Ah, the Patty Shack. Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery. Where it will be closing time right about...
*Mr. Rabs: Now! 8:00! RongeRob!
*RongeRob: Yes?
*Mr. Rabs: It's closing time. We should be leaving the shack by now.
*RongeRob: I know, but I love it here! Can I stay here for just one night?
*Mr. Rabs: Alright! I guess you can stay.
*RongeRob: Yeah!
*Narrator: Later...
*RongeRob: Somethin's not right. What is it? Do I miss my old clock? Maybe it's my old bed? No, it can't be any of those!
*[Suddenly, he hears a noise in the ceiling]
*RongeRob: What was that? I'm armed!
*[He is holding a flashlight]
*RongeRob: Aw, it was probably just my imagination.
*[He goes back to sleeping on the grill.]
*Quidward: Boo.
*RongeRob: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*[He runs out of the cooking area, as he assumes it'll be good outside]
*RongeRob: Holy shrimp! He's everywhere!
*[Cut to a shot of a bunch of Quidward's in the resturant]
*RongeRob: AAAAAAAA!!! I've gotta call Mr. Rabs!
*[He quickly dials on the phone]
*Mr. Rabs: [Half-asleep] What do you want?
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs! Quidward's haunting the Patty Shack!
*Mr. Rabs: Quidward eh.... alright, I'll see you soon...... QUIDWARD!?!??!
*[Bubble transition to outside The Patty Shack]
*Mr. Rabs: This can't be good.
*[He opens the door]
*Quidward: Hello, Rabs!
*Mr. Rabs: OMIGOSH IT'S REAL!
*[He runs around the restaurant screaming, before running into RongeRob, who is also running around the restaurant screaming]
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs! What'll we do?!??!
*Mr. Rabs: I don't... I don't know!
*[Suddenly, he looks into the restroom]
*Mr. Rabs: Wait a minute...
*[He runs into the restroom, and puts toilet water in a bucket]
*Mr. Rabs: RongeRob! Catch!
*RongeRob: Will do!
*[He is about to catch, but slips on a banana.]
*RongeRob: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Mr. Rabs: No, my plan! It's ruined!
*[Suddenly, the bucket hits a conveniently placed spring, spraying Quidward]
*Quidward: W-water?
*[He runs out screaming]
*RongeRob: [Silence]
*[They go outside the Patty Shack]
*RongeRob: Well, Mr. Rabs, I guess we defeated Quidward after all!
*Mr. Rabs: I shouldn't have lost courage. Oh well, that's my fault.
*[The two laugh]
*Windows 7: Oh, hey guys! I'm gonna defeat Quidward.
*[RongeRob looks to the camera as "Nude Sting" plays.]
*[The end]
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