Cards Against Humanity/List of black cards

This is a list of 114 black cards in the standard edition of Cards Against Humanity:
Cards Against Humanity/List of white cards
* A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.
* After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of New Orleans.
* After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.
* Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.
* And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____.
* And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.
* Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____.
* BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____!
* Betcha can't have just one!
* But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.
* Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.
* Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
* Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____.
* During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.
* During sex, I like to think about _____.
* For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____.
* He who controls _____ controls the world.
* How am I maintaining my relationship status?
* I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.
* I drink to forget _____.
* I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.
* I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.
* I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____.
* I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____.
* I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.
* In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.
* In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.
* In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along.
* In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.
* In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.
* In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____.
* In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.
* In his new selfproduced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.
* In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is _____ trapped in the body of _____.
* In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.
* In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
* In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.
* Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____.
* It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.
* It's a trap!
* Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
* Life was difficult for cavemen before _____.
* Lifetime presents _____, the story of _____.
* MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
* Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.
* Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
* Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.
* Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.
* Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____.
* Science will never explain the origin of _____.
* Sorry everyone, I just _____.
* Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____.
* TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.
* That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.
* The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.
* The U.S. has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan.
* The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
* The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.
* This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with _____.
* This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.
* War! What is it good for?
* What am I giving up for Lent?
* What are my parents hiding from me?
* What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
* What did I bring back from Mexico?
* What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
* What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
* What do old people smell like?
* What does Dick Cheney prefer?
* What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
* What ended my last relationship?
* What gets better with age?
* What gives me uncontrollable gas?
* What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
* What helps Obama unwind?
* What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
* What never fails to liven up the party?
* What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
* What will always get you laid?
* What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
* What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
* What's a girl's best friend?
* What's my antidrug?
* What's my secret power?
* What's that smell?
* What's that sound?
* What's the crustiest?
* What's the gift that keeps on giving?
* What's the most emo?
* What's the new fad diet?
* What's the next Happy Meal toy?
* What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
* What's there a ton of in heaven?
* When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.
* When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
* When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
* When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____.
* When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in.
* When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.
* When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.
* While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.
* White people like _____.
* Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
* Why am I sticky?
* Why can't I sleep at night?
* Why do I hurt all over?
* _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____.
* _____. Betcha can't have just one!
* _____. High five, bro.
* _____. It's a trap!
* _____. That's how I want to die.
* _____: Good to the last drop.
* _____: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
* _____? There's an app for that.
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