Half Life Scientists

Half Life Scientists are scientists working for Black Mesa, Also known as Black Mess-a. Their goal is to study the alien borderworld of Xen, But morons like Poof and Eileen keep getting in the way.
== Dr. Flowers controversy ==
One December back in 1997, Dr. Flowers accidentally brought the Doom 2 installation floppy disks instead of important scientific research on the abiotic factor of the Piss Dimension, The place where all Piss ipads go after they're destroyed. This lead to a lot of controversy and convinced an entire generation that Doom 2 was real (2401) but only in the Piss Dimension. A study was taken in 2000 that determined that over 60% of college graduates believe that the Piss Dimension is a copy of Doom 2 looping forever.