A Midsummer's Night Bloons

"A Midsummer's Night Bloons" is the thirteenth episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot, and the third episode of the second season. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, the episode was first aired on 10th March 2022. 
==Synopsis==
Mr. Renaud and the military of bloons go to Brazil to fight Bigfoot.
==Transcript==
[The episode starts with Mr. Renaud at his mayoral office making tea for his husband, Mr. Gus.]
Mr. Renaud: May I gift you with some mayoral tea? [winks]
Mr. Gus: Yes, please, honey.
[Mr. Renaud finds honey and pours it into a cup. Cut to Bigfoot destroying much of bloons. He is standing next to two identical towers.]
Bigfoot: HATE THE GOVERNMENT, LOVE THE FUCKING DOLE! PATRICK STAR, LICK MY ASSHOLE!
[We see Patrick in one of the towers. He jumps in panic, and it cuts back to Mr. Renaud in his office now having a COBRA meeting with his Cupboard, including Mr. Gus, Sex Edward and Adam Sandler, but not Jew Wario, who is inexplicably vacant from his seat.]
Mr. Renaud: We hear that Bigfoot plans to invade Brazil, and as a result, us here at bloons must protect our friends’ sovereignty and send troops to Rio.
[Cut to Bigfoot somehow on a train.]
Bigfoot: I’LL BE AT RENAUD’S OFFICE ANY TIME NOW!
[Zoom out to see a sign outside that reads “Welcome to Brazil. Population: Shit Ton”. Holding onto the sign is a weary, exhausted Jew Wario.]
Jew Wario: Oy vey.
[Cut back to the COBRA meeting, wherein Mr. Renaud and Mr. Gus are hugging.]
Mr. Gus: Oh, honey, it’ll be alright. My dad isn’t that ruthless. He’s probably just there to sell drugs as usual.
Adam Sandler: Sorry to inform you, “Mayor’s Mayor”, but I believe that when one sells drugs to Brazil, they don’t do it by destroying cities... or at least not literally. How is he even able to walk through the ocean anyway?
Sex Edward: His legs are so long that they reach the seabed. 
Mr. Renaud: Order! Gus.
Mr. Gus: Yeah?
Mr. Renaud: Sandler.
Adam Sandler: Yes?
Mr. Renaud: Wario?
[Complete silence.]
Mr. Renaud: And Dr. Sex?
Sex Edward: Yes, m’lord.
Mr. Renaud: It’s time we go to Brazil.
[Cut to Mr. Renaud and his military in the sprawling city of Rio, now including Jew Wario. They are celebrating their successful landing with a party, in which every single one of them is very drunk. They are clinking drinks, having lively conversations and chugging down what seems to be very cheap beer. Jew Wario is at a bar with Adam Sandler.]
Jew Wario: Oy vey. [cackling] You know, Adam–
[A caption appears on screen that reads: “Sandler”.]
Jew Wario: Ain’t you gettin’ a little sick of that suck-up over there?
Adam Sandler: The vacuum? 
[Zoom out to show Mr. Gus making love to a Henry hoover.]
Jew Wario: No, ya clamschneitzel! Sex Edward!
Adam Sandler: Ohhhh… yeah, he does burn my soup ever so often. You know, he kissed Renaud on the mouth the other day. Claimed he was delirious due to war, but I know he’s just one of those candy-ass [censor bleep].
Jew Wario: Don’t you wanna punch that boy in his wide-nosed face?
Adam Sandler: That’s oddly specific, but hell, yeah, I do.
Jew Wario: Yeah, you do! Fuck Sex Ed! Fuck Sex Ed!
Adam Sandler: The gloves are coming off.
[The episode fades to black.]
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