Refurbished Hamster Prank Call

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==Details==
Post Date: January 19, 2013
Speakers: Jared and Kristin
Target: Petco
Characters: Jim and Michelle
Length: 19:28
==Summary==
Kristin calls a Petco and says that she was playing Pokemon, and accidentally threw her hamster at the wall and killed it. Jared comes on and says the hamster was defective. The lady immediately dislikes Jared once he makes this complaint, and he makes the argument that she sold him a defective “toy”. 
==Quotes==
*"I said, 'go Pikachu, I choose you!' and I accidentally threw my hamster at the wall, and he's not moving."-Kristin
*"I stuck the AA batteries up the anus."-Jared
*"I think you won't sell me a hamster because you don't like me. This is racist."-Jared
*"The reason I don't like you is because you killed your hamster." -Petco employee
*"I don't like you because-"-Petco employee "I'm white. You can say it out loud. You don't like me because I'm white."-Jared
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