Spider-Man (Marvel;Re Ultimate)/Issue 1

This is issue one of Spider-Man.
==Transcript==
It begins with Spider-Man swinging around New York, as suddenly he notices armored robbers robbing a bank.
*Robber 1: Hands in the air!
Soon Spider-Man swings in as he removes the gun from one of the robbers.
*Spider-Man: Oh look, it's the Three Musketeers!
*Robber 2: Shut up… ummm Mr. Red Suit!
*Spider-Man: Mr. Red Suit?! I have a name! And it's Spider Man!
The third robber proceeds to run towards Spider-Man with a knife as he flings the knife away.
*Spider-Man: This is only my fourth bank robbery bust and they are already easy.
The robbers proceed to fire at Spider-Man as he just dodges the bullets and proceeds to web them up.
*Spider-Man: I called you three the Three Musketeers. But now after fighting you three, you three are more of the Three Stooges.
He chuckles at his own joke as he swings off into the sunset. He checks as he gets a phone call.
*Aunt May: Peter! You're on your way to school right?
*Peter: Yes I am. I'm taking the subway.
*Aunt May: Alright good. Do you have anything to eat?
*Peter: I'll probably get a bagel at Starkbucks. Anyways see you!
*Aunt May: Alright then.
Peter hangs up as he soon arrives to school as he quickly takes off his costume and stuffs it in his bag. He then enters the school as he is immediately greeted by a punch in the face by Flash Thompson.
*Peter: What was that for?!
*Flash: Gwen broke up with me! I need someone to take the rage out on.
*Peter: (under his breath) Good.
*Flash: What did you say Puberty Parker?
*Peter: Don't you always call me Penis?
*Flash: I can't think today! Shut up!
Flash storms off as he sees Gwen sitting by her locker, reading a book.
*Peter: You broke up with Flash?
*Gwen: Guess why he asked me out.
*Peter: Because you're a hot blonde?
*Gwen: Bingo, we have a winner. I'm just tired of people treating me like I am just boobs with a face.
*Peter: At least you have me and Harry.
*Gwen: Yeah… you two are great friends.
She puts down her book and gives Peter a friend hug. It cuts to an OsCorp building as Norman Osborn, who is coughing heavily, as he sees Dr. Nels Van Adder and his assistant Mendell Stromm.
* Norman: Dr. Adder, you said you have developed a cure to my disease?
* Nels: Yes the Oz Formula. To make sure this is how you would want it, I have decided to test it on myself.
* Norman: But you (coughs) don't have the illness.
* Nels: That's the neat thing. I didn't design it to cure your illness, I designed it to basically bring forth immortality. Stromm, inject me with the formula.
Stromm nods as he injects Nels with the Oz Formula.
* Nels: Now, inject me with the non tampered sample of cance.
Stromm does so.
* Norman: How do you know you won't get it?
* Nels: Trust me. Okay, you want a more active example. Stromm, grab the shotgun and shoot me in the chest.
* Norman: (coughing) You're insane.
* Nels: No Mr. Osborn, I'm right. Stromm! Do it now!
Stromm grabs the shotgun and shoots Nels in the chest. Suddenly, the chest regenerates as Nels laughs.
* Nels: See? It also gave me enhanced strength. Stromm, set down the watermelon.
He does so as Nels punches it, utterly destroying it.
* Norman: Promising. But don't give it to me (coughs) yet. I don't know if it has side effects.
* Nels: You're paranoid but I get your concerns. We shall see Mr. Osborn.
He shakes Norman's hand. It cuts to lunch as Peter is speaking to Gwen and Harry.
* Harry: So, how's you guys' day?
* Gwen: Bad. I broke up with Flash for being a dick and apparently I'm the villain?
* Harry: I mean he's like the most popular athlete. And you're…
* Gwen: The captain of the women's basketball team.
* Harry: I bet half of the school doesn't even know there is a women's basketball team.
* Peter: Harry, you're not helping.
* Harry: Oops?
* Gwen: (sighs) It's fine. I'll just deal with it.
* Peter: Don't worry, me and Harry will stick by you. Right, Harry?
* Harry: Yeah we will.
* Gwen: Thanks guys.
Suddenly, the bell rings.
* Peter: Crap! I need to go! Can't be late to Prof. Connors' class!
Peter frantically grabs his stuff and runs. It cuts to Kurt Connors' class as now Peter is there with other students.
* Kurt: Welcome back to school. I know winter break was fun but now it is time to go back to books and note taking. Today we will learn about the theory of Evolution.
While Kurt is lecturing, Peter is both taking notes and trying to update his webslinger. Soon he gets it upgraded as he hides it and keeps taking notes. It cuts to a bit after school as a hooded figure has just broke into OsCorp. The alarms go off as he shrieks and continues ransacking. Suddenly, Spider-Man swings in as he webs him closer. 
* Spider-Man: Let's see who's behind this hoodie. 
He removes it as it is revealed to be Nels. 
* Spider-Man: Dr. Nels Van Adder? Why are you stealing from your own company? 
* Nels: I need the Oz formula. 
* Spider-Man: Oz formula? So you found a way to go and meet the Wizard? 
* Nels: You're such a comedian! 
*Spider-Man; Thank you! I've been trying to get on Saturday Night Live.
While he is saying that, his skin begins to turn red as his body becomes stronger but a lot more feral as he roars and breaks free from his webbing. 
* Nels: OZ FORMULA! 
* Spider-Man: Huh, you're my first super villain. Sure you're no the Melter but crazy goblin guy obsessed with a century year old book about a child is fine.
Nels screams and throws a piece of the floor at Spider-Man as he dodges and web throws the piece right back at him. Spider-Man then begins to web Nels' hands to the wall. Nels then roars as he breaks free of the webbing and tackles Spider-Man, running out of the building and into the streets. Nels grabs a car and throws it at Spider-Man as he quickly jumps to the car and gets any civilians out of it. 
* Spider-Man: Run! (turns to Nels) You just endangered civilian lives just to hurt me! 
* Nels: I! DON'T! CARE! 
Spider-Man begins aggressively firing webbing and punching Nels, dodging any throws Nels gives. He keeps attacking as Nels roars and tries to throw a piece of ground at him. Spider-Man dodges as he soon causes Nels to become tired as he takes advantage of this and webs him to the ground and smirks. 
* Spider-Man: Soon, you will be somewhere over the rainbow. And that's prison. 
He swings off. It cuts to the next day as Aunt May is cooking. 
* May: Peter? What did you do last night? You look tired. 
* Peter: I tried out a fitness regimen. 
* May: You're trying fitness? 
* Peter: Yeah. I figured there's no harm in trying new things. 
* May: Well, that at least explains it. 
* Peter: I should get going to school now. 
He walks as it cuts to Norman talking to Mendel Stromm. 
* Norman: Stromm, explain something to me. Nels said there was no side effects but now he is in prison after becoming a giant red monster. 
* Stromm: We didn't know about the addiction. This was the first time we tested it on humans. 
* Norman: Why didn't you test on any other human? 
* Stromm: I was Nels' assistant. He is extremely cocky and believed that we could skip the human testing. 
* Norman: I want you to tweak the formula. And make sure to not be cocky and skip human testing this time. 
Norman coughs as Stromm heads off and the issue ends. 
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