Some Funny Creighton The Cretin Ideas

=== Creighton The Photographer: ===
Creighton: I'm going to be taking a picture of an exotic bird.
Manager: This is not an exotic bird.
Creighton: Oops. I thought it was very exquisite. I call it an Orange-Feathered Idiot.
Manager: Creighton! That's called a robin, you moron! You're fired!
Creighton: Oops. That must be why it looked awfully familiar.
=== Creighton The Pizza Person ===
Creighton: Hello sir. What would you like to order?
Guy: I'll take a pepperoni pizza please.
Creighton: Here you go sir.
Guy: Why is it half-eaten?!
Creighton: I got hungry.
Guy: Manager! Fire him!
Creighton: This will not end well.
Creighton The Doctor
Creighton: OK, Mr. Ross. I have your diagnosis.
Ross: Yes? Yes?
Creighton: You're pregnant.
Ross: WHAT?!