Jolly Baker/Dialogue

==E01F_Fasnacht==
#	Editor ID 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	BakerHellos 	 	Hello. I hope you are enjoying our festival. 	
 	BakerHellos 	 	Welcome to Helvetia, *bzzt* home of Fasnacht. And doughnuts. 	
 	BakerHellos 	 	Baked doughnuts are not currently available. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Status: BakeDoughnuts() protocol paused at Function AddEggs(). EggCounter value returns null. 	Emotionless, calm listing of the facts.
 	BakerIdles 	 	Self diagnostic begin. *bzzt* * whir* 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	This unit designated: Jolly Baker property of: Town of Helvetia has been in service for 4562156.71008 seconds. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Helvetia Fasnacht doughnuts are the envy of Appalachia. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	If (EggCount<1; EggCount++) *whrrr* Need eggs. Need eggs. Need eggs. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	This unit makes delectables for popular consumption. Then I march in the parade. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Fasnacht doughnuts are 99.99999 percent organic, even though I am inorganic. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	People ask for the Fasnacht recipe and secret ingredient. *whrrr* My programming prevents me from telling. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Nothing keeps humans happier than freshly baked goods. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Standing by for egg inventory incrementation. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Diagnostic unit indicates a need for further *bzzzt* materials to complete process. 	
 	BakerIdles 	 	Buy Fasnacht Doughnuts from Helvetia and we guarantee a hard-coded baker's dozen. 	
 	MCGreetingsafterfirsttalk 	 	Jolly Fasnacht to you, *bzzt* friend! ERROR! Value of mandatory count item outside valid range. Queued protocol: Parade March paused. 	As enthusiastic as a protectron can sound, but malfunctioning.
 	MCGreetingsafterfirsttalk 	 	*bzzt* Mandatory item: Eggs required. Last known good location by stream. *bzzt* Standing by to resume Parade March protocol when count is valid.	
 	E01F_Fasnacht_BakerToParadeStart	 	EggCount > RequiredEggCount. Doughnut functions complete. Resume Parade March protocol. Goodbye. 	
 	E01F_Fasnacht_BakerToParadeStart	 	Parade March start location verified. Mask application commencing. 	
Category:Wild Appalachia dialogue files
fr:E01F Fasnacht Baker.txt