Batman

Batman is a member of the Vile Evil Confederacy.
Not to be confused with the copyrighted DC Comics character, Bryce Wynn had a terrible accident resulted in both of his arms below the elbow being cut off (i.e. there is still a bit of arm left that his joint is unaffected). To compensate, a buddy took baseball bats, cut off the handles, and one arm became aluminum, the other wood. Though he has one heck of a punch now, he is frustrated by his lack of fingers.
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