Headhunters 2: The Final Four

== Introduction ==
The final four is set and we have a diverse bunch. I mean, all white dudes between like 29-30. But...other stuff about it is diverse. Their rosters are totally different!?
== In Memoriam: Out of Luck ==
The great part of this team is no matter when they get eliminated I can still do luck puns. Yup, finally out of luck! Got him.
But the reality of this is luck had nothing to do with it. It was laziness. Okay, maybe not laziness. Obliviousness? Out of Luck literally FORGOT they were still in this league. Totally unexpected success led this team to block out Headhunters in their brain. They full expected to be out the first month and instead had a real shot at winning it all, but didn't place any waiver claims in week thirteen and as such they headed into the competition with the same roster they had in the round of seven. In a five-team league, is there really a good excuse to roll out Christian Kirk, Dallas Goedert, and Nyheim Hines?
That being said, they still could have made it to the top four if they had started Gallup over Mike Williams and Jonathan Taylor over Christian Kirk. So despite the terrible week, the win was still there for the taking. Ultimately, the Fantasy Gods decided that if you aren't going to pay attention than you don't deserve to stay in the dance.   
Until next time. 
Out of Luck:
== New Releases ==
Unlike last season, when Blitz could come over the top on Gore-ronavirus and Guilloteam in the top three, we have four teams battling it out almost exclusively based on waiver priority. I do say "almost" exclusively though...
#Derrick Henry
#Adam Thielen
#Chris Carson
#Russell Wilson
#CeeDee Lamb
Kind of gross selections, huh? 
== Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020) ==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020)
Team 	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
Steve Blackman's Nun	19th 	N/A
Bad Boys 	18th 	9th (-9)
Bobecue Chicken 	17th 	7th (-10)
Cam Shaft 	16th 	5th (-11)
LiveWithIt 	15th 	6th (-9)
A Team Has No Name 	14th 	4th (-10)
Shotti's Bugatti 	13th 	N/A
Neck-Fix and Chill 	12th 	8th (-4)
Henry VIII 	11th 	10th (-1)
Hasta Laviska Baby 	10th 	12th (+2)
Ya Hate 2 See It 	9th 	16th (+7)
Carole Pigskin 	8th 	N/A
The Guilloteam 	7th 	3rd (-4)
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	6th 	2nd (-4)
Out of Luck 	5th 	14th (+9)
== Week Thirteen Bidding Results ==
Week Thirteen Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Davante Adams 	It's Blitz! Track 2	$99 	$2 (Clydesdales)
Keenan Allen 	It's Blitz! Track 2	$99 	None
Dalvin Cook 	It's Blitz! Track 2	$69 	$2 (Clydesdales)
Travis Kelce 	It's Blitz! Track 2	$5 	$2 (Clydesdales)
Patrick Mahomes	It's Blitz! Track 2	$3 	$1 (Clydesdales)
DeAndre Hopkins	Clydesdales 	$2 	None
Last Year's most expensive week thirteen player: Michael Thomas ($11)
*Oh no! What was Blitz doing!? Terrified that Scott would out-bid him on at least one of the remaining big name players, Blitz max-bid on three players expecting to win at least one. Instead, Scott out-maneuvered him and can now take any player he chooses for the rest of the season!
*Best Players picked up for free: Josh Jacobs, James Robinson, Justin Jefferson, Darren Waller, Robert Woods, Stefon Diggs, Michael Thomas
== Money Spent Per Week ==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1173 (12 Players)	$1339 (7 Players)
3 	$1033 (7 Players) 	$1902 (15 Players)
4 	$1182 (11 Players)	$1614 (11 Players)
5 	$181 (4 Players) 	$1743 (14 Players)
6 	$1542 (10 Players)	$1018 (11 Players)
7 	$1494 (13 Players)	$1036 (9 Players)
8 	$1938 (17 Players)	$630 (7 Players)
9 	$1454 (12 Players)	$624 (6 Players)
10 	$712 (6 Players) 	$386 (8 Players)
11 	$777 (8 Players) 	$176 (6 Players)
12 	$385 (5 Players) 	$93 (6 Players)
13 	$277 (6 Players) 	$13 (3 Players)
==Week Thirteen Results==
Week Thirteen Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1(1) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	266.82
2(5) 	Last Coach Standing 	219.32
3(4) 	Clydesdales 	205.33
4(3) 	@FFDraftScott 	181.15
5(2) 	Out of Luck 	161.03
6 	Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	0
7 	The Guilloteam 	0
8 	Carole Pigskin 	0
9 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
10 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	0
11 	Henry VIII 	0
12 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
13 	Shotti's Bugatti 	0
14 	A Team Has No Name 	0
15 	LiveWithIt 	0
16 	Cam Shaft 	0
17 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
18 	Bad Boys 	0
19 	Steve Blackman's Nun	0
== 2020 Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Henry VIII 	8
2 	Bad Boys 	2
3 	@FFDraftScott 	ALIVE
4 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	10
5 	Out of Luck 	13
6 	Shotti's Bugatti 	7
7 	Clydesdales 	ALIVE
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	8
9 	Cam Shaft 	5
10 	LiveWithIt 	6
11 	Bobecue Chicken 	3
12 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	ALIVE
13 	Carole Pigskin 	11
14 	Last Coach Standing 	ALIVE
15 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	9
16 	Steve Blackman's Nun	1
17 	The Guilloteam 	12
18 	Gore-ronavirus 	12
19 	A Team Has no Name 	7
== Kings of the Castle ==
===1. It's Blitz! Track 2===
For the second week in a row, Blitz winds up in the top spot. His team has grown powerful, but his pockets have emptied. Does his roster, which is now so packed that his BENCH players are Zeke, Juju, Kupp, and Lamar Jackson, have repeat potential? 
===2. Last Coach Standing===
The stock is RISING for the Coach, who nabbed Waller and Jefferson off waivers this week and has priority over everyone but Clydesdales.  The underdog is positioned exactly where he needs to be for this cashless conclusion to the HH season.
===3. Clydesdales===
I'm not sure he expected to get Hopkins for $2 or Michael Thomas for free, but with this is now the most complete roster in the league. Kamara, Chubb and McCaffrey will team up in week 14 to compliment a potent WR corp of Thomas, Hopkins, and McLaurin. The lone weakness is TE. 
===4. @FFDraftScott===
Weak 181 this week but was patient in week 13 and did not blow his money, positioning him really well. The only problem? There isn't much on waivers this week. He may need to weather one more storm before his strategy pays off. 
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
The Guilloteam 	198.11 	12
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	190.46 	12
Neck-Fix and Chill 	189.11 	8
Out of Luck 	175.61 	13
LiveWithIt 	174.98 	6
Carole Pigskin 	165.25 	11
Ya Hate 2 See It 	161.18 	10
Hasta Laviska Baby 	159.93 	9
Shotti's Bugatti 	159.28 	7
Bobecue Chicken 	153.32 	3
A Team Has No Name 	150.80 	7
Cam Shaft 	142.66 	5
Henry VIII 	141.59 	8
Bad Boys 	131.35 	2
Steve Blackman's Nun	96.56 	1
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Henry VIII 	1.40 	8
Shotti's Bugatti 	4.97 	7
Hasta Laviska Baby 	5.49 	9
Cam Shaft 	9.83 	5
Carole Pigskin 	9.84 	11
Bad Boys 	10.17 	2
Ya Hate 2 See It 	13.70 	10
A Team Has No Name 	13.84 	7
Bobecue Chicken 	17.24 	3
Gore-ronavirus 	18.92 	12
Neck-Fix and Chill 	19.25 	8
Out of Luck 	20.12 	13
LiveWithIt 	22.44 	6
Steve Blackman's Nun	23.20 	1
The Guilloteam 	32.24 	12
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2020 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	212.79
2 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	240.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	225.04
4 	LiveWithIt 	257.06
5 	@FFDraftScott 	217.04
6 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	205.20
7 	@FFDraftScott (2) 	254.46
8 	The Guilloteam (2) 	257.99
9 	The Guilloteam (3) 	248.47
10 	Carole Pigskin 	219.90
11 	The Guilloteam (4) 	265.88
12 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	251.70
13 	It's Blitz! Track 2 (2)	266.82
Blitz logs the best score of the season when it matters most. He will need to do that a few more times to claim the championship.  
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
2020 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	The Guilloteam 	119.86
2 	Carole Pigskin 	135.28
3 	Henry VIII 	117.35
4 	Henry VIII (2) 	75.10
5 	Clydesdales 	111.00
6 	Last Coach Standing 	116.81
7 	Henry VIII (3) 	130.38
8 	Out of Luck 	144.86
9 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	149.62
10 	Out of Luck (2) 	127.25
11 	Clydesdales (2) 	143.44
12 	Last Coach Standing (2)	205.77
13 	@FFDraftScott 	181.15
Scott logs the best score of any bubble team in 2020. It's a bad time to have a bad game, but he lives to die another day.
==Money Spent by Eliminated Teams==
Money Spent by Eliminated Teams
Team 	Money Spent	Weeks Played	Players Acquired
Ya Hate 2 See It 	$1,000 	10 	2
The Guilloteam 	$1,000 	12 	6
Carole Pigskin 	$1,000 	11 	7
Out of Luck 	$995 	13 	6
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	$902 	12 	5
Shotti's Bugatti 	$850 	7 	2
Henry VIII 	$823 	8 	11
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$748 	9 	5
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$494 	8 	5
A Team Has No Name 	$219 	7 	5
LiveWithIt 	$201 	6 	3
Cam Shaft 	$0 	5 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	$0 	3 	0
Bad Boys 	$0 	2 	0
Steve Blackman's Nun	$0 	1 	0
== Dead Money ==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$6,768 	45%
== Chasing History - Single Season Records ==
Active Teams in BOLD.
All-Tme Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3618.08	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3547.96	Gore-ronavirus 	2019
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2709.59	A Team Has No Name 	2019
2537.70	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2422.98	Cam Shaft 	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	Gore-ronavirus 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2271.76	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2234.58	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2212.21	Clydesdales 	2020
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	A Team Has No Name 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	Cam Shaft 	2020
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
115.16 	Clydesdales 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun	2020
==Chasing History - All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Out of Luck finishes 7th in league history with just over 3,000 points.  
All-Tme Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
5833.47	Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	2
5374.98	The Guilloteam 	2
3765.22	A Team Has No Name 	2
3249.90	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2
3136.10	Cam Shaft 	2
3106.24	LIVE With It 	2
3000.73	Out of Luck 	2
2489.61	Henry VIII 	2
2414.99	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2
2401.59	Bobecue Chicken 	2
1898.12	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	1
1738.10	Bad Boys 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun	1
== Remaining Budget ==
Remaining Budget as of 12/9/20
Player 	Total Budget
@FFDraftScott 	$98
Clydesdales 	$5
It's Blitz! Track 2 	$0
Last Coach Standing 	$0
Out of Luck 	0
The Guilloteam 	0
Gore-ronavirus (CP) 	0
Carole Pigskin 	0
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
Hasta Laviska Baby 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
Shotti's Bugatti 	0
A Team Has No Name 	0
LiveWithIt 	0
Cam Shaft 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Steve Blackman's Nun	0
Total remaining: $103 out of $4000 (2.6%)
See you all next week and happy bidding.