We are the Jockeys

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 We are the Jockeys is a song sung by midget jockeys in the episode Saddlesore Galactica. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Tim Long. It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
==Listen==
==Lyrics==
:Homer:
:What happened?
:(jockeys giggle)
:What is this place?
:Jockey #1:
:Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
:(jockeys giggle)
:Homer:
:Why are you talking like that?
:Jockey #1:
:These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.
:Homer:
:But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
:Jockey #1:
:All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
:All jockeys:
:Freaks...freaks...freaks...
:We are the jockeys,
:Jockeys are we,
:We live underground
:In a fiberglass tree.
:Jockey #1:
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
:Jockey #2:
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
:Jockey #3:
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
:Jockey #4:
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
:Homer:
:Whadaya want me to do?
:Jockey #3:
:Your horse must lose.
:Homer:
:My horse must lose?
:Jockey #5:
:No win!
:Jockey #6:
:No show!
:Jockey #3:
:No place!
:Jockey #4:
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
:Homer:
:And what if I refuse to lose?
:Jockey #6:
:We'll eat your brain!
:Homer:
:My horse must lose!
:Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
:Jockey #1:
:No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.
==Appearances==
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Category:Songs
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Category:Season 11 songs
Category:Season 34 songs