The Hapless Players

The Hapless Players are a band of actors, musicians, and playwrights, who have a stage space here in town. They specialize in custom performances. For a reasonable fee, they will listen to a story you tell them, then write a play based on it, practice said play, and be ready to put on a public performance within 1 week. Of course, they keep any money from ticket sales, but you get the satisfaction of having your story disseminated to the masses by professionals. Very popular with self-aggrandizing politicians, and the dilletantic rich.
Prices
Name 	Cost 	Description
Ticket for Play	10 GP 	A Ticket to the evening Performance
Beautiful Poem 	500 GP 	Writing of a beautiful Poem to Commemorate your Heroic Achievement's. Performed by the Ilustre Busta Chimez
Simple Epos 	1500 GP 	Writing and Publicly Playing a Song about you Achievements. Bards will send your Adventures to Taverns EO wide
Elaborate Play 	5000 GP	We prepare a Full Theater play about your Adventure or Achievement
Grand Overture 	25000 GP	Orchestra, Theatre, Custom Songs and Eternal fame will be Produced. We make sure that every Ant in EO knows about you