The Soap Commercial

Soap is a type of product you can use to clean yourself. You can clean anything on your body (It really doesn't matter!)
Mr Bollox Reviews People on Soap
Customer 1: idk you. i dont like this. GET AWAY FROM ME !!
Toadsworth: Just go away I dont like you.
You can do many awesome things with soap, like clean your face
Yoshfico: Oh yeah yoshfico and badman cleanin my face man
You can use it to wipe your backside (Or a**)
Luigi: Go weegee go weegee aw come on yoshiarta keep scrubbing my backside
Yoshiarta: can i go home now?
Luigi: no
Yoshiarta: i hate my life
You can also use it to clean yourself in the shower, but remember:
Don't drop the soap
It happened with Mario, so don't drop it .