Thump Wilson

Theodore Adolf "Thump" Wilson (194x - death) is worshipped as God in Thumpianity, the world's largest religion. It's believed according to Thumpian scriptures that he consumed the demonic serpent Tiamat before she could devour the sun, giving him omnipotent abilities as well as extreme girthIn more than one places too, huhuhuh. The Puranas speak of his falling to earth and the Trimurti commissioning him to live for the entire Kali Yuga as a guardian of humanity. He often gets confused with some dipshit named Brian who's obsessed with children's songs or something. Murry Wilson stated he gave him his middle name "after an old business pal of mine." Who the fuck
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