ろりこんはだめだよ～ (Lolicon wa Dame da yo~)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ふくよかな胸　くびれもあるしかなり　ボン☆キュッ☆ボーン♪ 	Fukuyoka na mune kubire mo arushi kanari bon☆kyuu☆boon♪ 	With full chest and a feminine, curvy waist, I'm the epitome of sexy
伏し目がちな目　魅惑のルージュ　オトナの女よ 	Fushime ga china me miwaku no rouge otona no onna yo 	alluring lipstick and a flirty glance upwards with my head down, the trade secrets of a true, adult woman
街を歩けば皆が見てる　私のスタイル 	Machi o arukeba minna ga miteru watashi no style 	Walking about the time, everyone admires my style
モデルみたいに磨きをかけて好きな人を狙うわ 	Model mitai ni migaki wo kakete suki na hito wo nerau wa 	Fixing myself up like a model, my sights are set on the one I love
 	 	
流行のお化粧だとか　雑誌で見たファッションとかじゃ 	Hayari no okeshou da to ka zasshi de mita fashion toka ja 	Armed with make-up that's all the rage and fashing gleaned from popular magazines,
同い年なのに大人な君に　私の魅力　伝わらない 	Onai doshi nanoni otona na kimi ni watashi no miryoku tsutawaranai	Though we're the same age, this charm of mine, doesn't seem to reach you...
 	 	
（はぁ～） 	(Haa~) 	(Sigh~)
 	 	
だけど君はいつもこういうの　「童顔な子が好きだ！」と 	Dakedo kimi wa itsumo kou iu no 「Dougan na ko ga suki da!」 to 	No matter what I do, you're always saying "I like girls with a young, childish face!"
何よ　子供みたいな　娘連れて　職務質問されるぞ！ 	Nani yo kodomo mitai na ko tsurete shokumu shitsumon sareru zo! 	You'll surely get taken in for questioning!
私と君が恋人なら　お似合いだと思うぞ 	Watashi to kimi ga koibito nara oniaida to omou zo 	I think we'd really be perfect for each other you know...
今はあの子が好きらしいけど　ろりこんなんかだめだよ！！ 	Ima wa ano ko ga sukirashii kedo lolicon nanka dame da yo!! 	It seems that you're into that girl right now, but being a lolicon is no good!
 	 	
通勤電車　横のおじさんとっても親切(性的な意味で) 	Tsuukin densha yoko no oji-san tottemo shinsetsu 	On the train to work each day, the old guy beside me is really nice (*hint hint*)
会社に行けば男性社員みんな優しい(性的な意味で) 	Kaisha ni ikeba dansei shain minna yasashii 	All the guys at work are super kind and helpful (*hint hint*)
仕事バリバリこなして　出来る女のこの私が 	Shigoto baribari konashite dekiru onna no kono watashi ga 	I'm a girl who goes at it 100%, a real can-do woman!
可愛いだけの先輩にオトコ　持ってかれたら　くやしいじゃない 	Kawaii dake no senpai ni otoko motte karetara kuyashii ja nai 	So watching the guy of my dreams getting carted off by my cute, tiny sempai isn't soul-crushing or anything!
 	 	
（う～ん、もぉ～っ） 	(Uun, moou) 	(Aw, come on!)
 	 	
だけど君はいつもこう言うの　「子供っぽい娘が好き！」と 	Dakedo kimi wa itsumo kou iu no「Kodomoppoi ko ga suki!」 to 	No matter what I do, you're always saying "I like childish girls!"
なによ実力行使！　私の部屋に連行しちゃうぞ！ 	Nani yo jitsu ryoku koushi! Watashi no heya ni renkou shichau zo! 	What the heck!? Am I going to have to drag you to my room by force?!
うるんだ瞳で二人見つめ合い　ラブラブになりましょう 	Urunda me de futari mitsume ai love love ni narimashou 	Let's gaze into each other's moist, glistering eyes and get all lovey-dovey
恋愛は自由と思うけど　ろりこんなんてだめだよ… 	Renai wa jiyuu to omou kedo lolicon nante dame da yo… 	People should be free to love, but lolicon is out of the question!
 	 	
「なんで男ってカワイイ系が好きなのかしら？」 	「Nande otokotte kawaii kei ga suki na no kashira?」 	"Why the hell are guys into that 'cute' crap?"
「私だったらねぇ…って。」 	「Watashi dattara nee… tte.」 	"I think that I'd be..."
「え…？　ち…違う??」 	「E …? Chi… chigau??」 	"Eh? ...I got it all wrong??"
「ぺったんこがいいって?!」 	「Pettanko ga iitte?!」 	"You're saying that flat-chested is the best?!"
「は？　ちょっと…　な…　何言って…」 	「Ha? Chotto…na… nani itte…」 	"Wha-? Wai-, hey... what are you saying?!"
「は？　もーな…何よそれーー?!」 	「Ha? Mou na… nani yo sore?!」 	"Ha?! You've gotta be kidding me..."
 	 	
でもね本当は解っているの　あの子はとても良い子と 	Demo ne hontou wa wakatte iru no ano ko wa totemo ii ko to 	The truth is I know that she's a really nice girl...
だけどデートなんかしていたら　職務質問されるぞ！ 	Dakedo date nanka shite itara shokumu shitsumon sareru zo! 	But I'm telling you, if you go out on a date with her, the police will surely take you in for questioning!
ちょっと今はまだ切ないけど　祝福しててあげるよ 	Chotto ima wa mada setsunai kedo shukufuku shitete ageru yo 	Though it hurts my heart a bit... I'll graciously give you my blessing
私だけを見つめててくれる　ロリじゃない人探すわ　 	Watashi dake o mitsumetete kureru loli ja nai hito sagasu wa 	i'm off to look for a non-lolicon who truly appreciates a woman like me...
 	 	
（モキュモキュ×4） 	(Mokyumokyu×4) 	(Mokyumokyu×4)
 	 	
（がお～！） 	(Gao~!) 	(Gao~!)
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