Pac-man vs Kirby

VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLE!
PLAYER 1:PAC-MAN!
PLAYER 2:KIRBY!
FIGHT!
== Pac-Man ==
Talkin' OGs then you know it's Pac-Man, it's the eater of the beats against a livin' trash can
You so lonely while you wallow in if you will spit or swallow, I'll be kickin' with the Mrs and the kids in Pac-Land
Waka waka waka flocka when I'm droppin' hot bars, got a record that's named after me that hit the top charts
You're a tone deaf mute from the Planet Popstar? Even hitting down B couldn't make you rock hard (Yuh)
Talkin' down to me you better check the namesake
You're gawkin' at the very first hall of fame game
Rather be brought to the Smash Bros game late
Than rot in the bottom of the tiers of Melee
I'm the perfect pixels when it's makin' tokens
Your sprite was just designed to only be place holdin'
You're gonna need an ally if I find you open
Then I'll leave you like you Meta Knight in Brawl - broken
== Kirby ==
What a nightmare that's a rap disaster
I'll inhale every flow and send em right back atcha
I'm a jolly fellow you're a glee preventer
Even your soulless show was a ghostly adventure
I may spit and swallow cause I just be pimpin'
Gave games to your wife cause you always be simpin'
And so I just zoom in, air ride with ya Mrs
I took her to Dream Land she loves my eight inches
Boy you die as soon as you're touched
You're a pizza with a missin' slice I'm gobblin' up
Stick a fork inside your rappin' cause we all had enough
I don't need to copy that cause I can already suck
How you gonna try and fight, I'm destructive on the mic
You should just be sayin' thanks for savin' you in World of Light
You soundin' like you buggin' when you on the beat sir
Pac-Man looking like he's got the yellow fever
== Pac-Man ==
Guess you didn't get some curry cause you can't spit hot
Mean those lines you strung together were an epic yawn
You're a hungry little box who floats around and think he's best
So I'll make sure this low tier Puff is finally gettin' put to rest
Which character's most recognized just let me know bro
The king of all the cabinets or Twinkle Popo?
This battle was a pointless one, at least they know though
The story of how Pinky had become a ghost yo
== Kirby ==
You got old head flows we consider you a relic
But you actin' like a mumble rapper poppin' all these pellets
I'm explosive Hyper Nova this is how a star spits
You're an echo to the game brought in next to Dark Pit
You seem like a beginner when you're smashin' the beat
If you wanna be the winner, just try playing as me
And I don't give a puck, man if you're dissing my name
Cause you're F'd just like when kids would graffiti your games
== Trivia ==
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