Darwick: Beyond Endaria

Darwick: Beyond Endaria is a part in the Wavis D&D Legend.
A team of heroes team up to get the biggest amounts of money in the universe and have the most bombastic adventures too.
== Synopsis ==
=== Chapter 1: Hank ===
The unlikely team was fully formed on the planet Swunowei. Samjamel Blackson proudly appointed himself the captain, then told them that first order of business was to get a ship, so they went to a nearby shop that sold them. After some haggling, Blackson was able to get the ship for the price of 1000 currency from the store owner, Mr Poopyhead. As an added bonus, Poopyhead informed the party about a mysterious treasure hidden away on Eroticon 6, but only a robot known as Hank knew where it was. The group made this their first mission, so they boarded the ship, now dubbed the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka, and discovered that it had a built in A.I. system calling itself Karren. W.E.G.G quickly became attached to the A.I, and the rest of the team also grew fond of her. They were stuck on clues as to where to find Hank, but fortunately for them, they coincidentally received a distress signal from a nearby planet sent by Hank himself. The party landed on the planet, Vagka, but sustained some minor damage on the way down, so W.E.G.G stayed behind to repair the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole. Samjamel Blackson led the others into a destroyed ship, where the transmission was coming from. They got to the cockpit, where a group of psirens were posing as the other crew members, trying to lure Hank out. W.E.G.G returned, whilst Epizon and Jam Solo were taking out the majority of the psirens. They were able to rescue Hank and get him onto their ship, which had just been fully repaired. On their way back to Swunowei, the party suddenly discovered that they seemingly had two extra blasters, which at first they didn't question, but they turned out to be psirens and they attacked the movurthucka crew, but they were able to overpower the intruders and safely return Hank to Swunowei.
=== Chapter 1.5: Eroticon 6 ===
After dropping Hank off on Swunowei, the Movurthucka Crew saught out clues as to where Eroticon 6 actually was, since that was the one thing Hank didn't know. They asked around the locals first, where they met Tim Ross, a man who was looking for the Infinity Charms. Hank was challenged to a drinking contest by W.E.G.G (neither of which have mouths), so at the start, Hank threw the beverage into his face, causing him to short circuit and begin to malfunction, but he was able to guide the party towards Rhimon Rhinomen, who knew Eroticon 6 in and out. He agreed to help them go to Eroticon 6, but only in his own ship. When they got to their destination, they found that the so-called "pleasure planet" was left to an absolute wasteland. Rhimon explained that after a nuclear war, the planet was left in chaos with mutated hooker women becoming the most dominant race on the planet, small factions of immune survivors gathered trying to search for a way out. The team spread out and investigated for clues as to the whereabouts of the treasure, but an old shady man revealed that the treasure was inside a pocket dimension in his pants, so, reluctantly, the party dove in. They found themselves face to face with Chabuddy G, the keeper of the treasure. He presented a briefcase that, according to him, held the treasure within, however it couldn't be opened by just anyone, they had to be "worthy." W.E.G.G tried but failed, but Jam Solo's expert attempt at trying to close the already closed briefcase, created a paradox that broke the spell and revealed the treasure. It was silent for a second, until they heard it scream. "TURN ME OVER! OH YEAH IT'S ME PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!!!!!" The treasure was unfortunately a Golden Pickle Rick. The party, reflected on what they should do with this powerful object, so they left it with the collector, Mr Poopyhead.
=== Chapter 2: Saving Chris Mas ===
After saving Hank from the psirens, the party settled on a different planet for a while, where they purchased equipment and got some upgrades for their ship. They went finally into a bar, where they met with a strange looking man, Dennis McShlong. Dennis told the party that he would only join them after seeing them complete a bounty, so they searched around and bumped into a large burly man. They broke into a fight, with the party winning by a landslide. Dennis joined the party and coughed up some cigarettes as per usual for him. They then met with the bartender, who was unmistakably, Santa Claus, the man of legend, but he turned out to be a little grotesque. His abhorrent actions juxtapose his appearance greatly, as he murders and eats his "elves" with a huge smile on his face. Santa Claus then, after paying for the party's stay for the night, explains that the Welsh Empire have kidnapped Chris Mas, so the group go off to save him. They journey off into the outer reaches of space, to the Daff Star, a giant warship capable of destroying whole planets. They boarded the spacecraft, where two Welsh Empire soldiers entered the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka. Everybody hid away from the menacing soldiers, before W.E.G.G, disguised in bin form, rolled into the room. As the soldiers investigated the trash can, W.E.G.G shocked them with his shocker nipples and, the rest of the party killed them. Samjamel Blackson and 5T-3V3 took the soldier's uniforms and pretended to take the rest of the party to prison, but they were stopped by another guard who asked them for the code to let them through. 5T-3V3 tried to use detect thought, but to no avail, then W.E.G.G guessed "5318008" and it was correct. They were able to pass, but them they were all arrested anyway, because 5T-3V3 tried to use detect thought on the soldier. In the prison they met with a menacing man dressed in all black robes. He took of his helmet, revealing he was in fact Jackurai Sam. Sam then told them he would spare their lives if they told him about Santa Claus. The party held a democratic vote, where Samjamel Blackson shot and killed Epizon for not agreeing with him, so they rejected Jackurai Sam's offer. He left, giving the party fifteen minutes to free Chris Mas, who was in the cell adjacent to them. 5T-3V3 set off an alarm, when trying to get everyone's equipment, but was still successful, then W.E.G.G lost a bit of time punching Chris Mas' cell door, but payed back by unlocking the door with his shocker nipples. Chris Mas was saved and it was now time to escape the Daff Star. Sam and several soldiers chased them down, but they still narrowly escaped the clutches of the Welsh Empire. On their warp speed back to Santa Claus' planet, they were then attacked by two Space Pirates, Jack Frost and Big Mac, so W.E.G.G and Jam Solo snook onto Big Mac's ship to defeat him, and Samjamel Blackson and 5T-3V3 boarded Jack Frost's ship, while Dennis McShlong stayed and piloted the ship. W.E.G.G and Jam Solo swung and shot at Big Mac, but their horrible aim wouldn't let them hit a single strike, it wasn't until W.E.G.G swaggered up and shocked Big Mac with his shocker nipples that they won. Samjamel Blackson and 5T-3V3 had an outstanding battle with Jack Frost, with the two ultimately winning and severring his arm off. The arm was given to W.E.G.G and then, they're mission soon came to a close as they dropped Chris Mas off with Santa Claus.
=== Chapter 3: Subspace Emissary ===
After escaping the Daff Star with Chris Mas, the party arrived on North Pole, where Santa thanked them for returning his son. Santa Claus rewarded them with a big brown sack full of porn magazines covered in semen and several newspapers at the bottom. The newspapers revealed to the Movurthucka Crew that a wanted criminal was requested to be captured on a planet called Neo Yokio, but without the proper funds, they couldn't get enough fuel to get there. Suddenly, Shinji arrived and offered to fuel it for them. W.E.G.G also asked Shinji to lend him some money to buy a ring for Karren, but it got stolen, so he had to ask for more money to buy it back, but then it got stolen, so he had to ask for some money to buy it back from a pawn shop on the North Pole. but then the seller raised the price, so he had to go back to Shinji to get more, but just got it back for free. While on the ship to Neo Yokio, W.E.G.G grew oddly sick, he chucked out a bunch of trash, which was actually just a bunch of fish guts, which formed a strange alien fish, so, with a gorilla suit they found in storage, the fish was attached to its head. When they arrived in Neo Yokio, they saw a very stereotypical grey alien looking-lad across the street getting beat up by pretenders. The group intervened and initiated combat, but they underestimated the power of the pretenders and were nearly killed. The alien they saved was named Fred and he had a strange Australian accent. Fred took the party to a hideout in the outskirts of town, where he told them about the pretender and a tower that a bunch of humans destroyed, while trying to kill all the pretenders. Fred the Australien was then killed for little to no reason and W.E.G.G stole his arm. As they climbed the tower, they found several pretenders malfunctioning and walking into walls, but at the top they saw two figures, one with a sombrero and another with a dragon on her shoulder, they were Quan and Malo Kuja. Then up top was what seemed to be Disco Norm, but it turned out to be a pretender version of him. They asked the Movurthucka Crew to join their Subspace Emissary, to which they agreed.
=== Chapter 3.5: Battle on Nothoth ===
On the planet Nothoth, the Subspace Emissary were hidden in their base coordinating their next attack on the Welsh Empire, but then a little Korean boy ran down the hall informing everyone that the enemies were incoming. Disco Norm sent out troops into the skies and on the ground, including the famous movurthucka crew. 5T-3V3 and W.E.G.G got into some ships and were preparing to take on the Welsh Empire's AT-ATs, while Blackson led the Fish Bloke from Megamind and Jam Solo into the trenches, with Dennis McShlong staying with Malo Kuja at base with Disco Norm and the little Korean boy. A gnome mechanic, named James, also took a stand and followed the party onto the battlefield, but as he would soon learn the resistance were severely underpowered for the fight with a whole army and 4 AT-AT's approaching. Their attacks seemed to be failing and Jam Solo sustained some heavy damage. James, who was suddenly given the nickname Death Storm by the Fish Bloke from Megamind, also took a lot of damage and was approaching deaths door, while Samjamel Blackson tried to fend off the army and get his allies some help, but seemingly to no avail, but then, W.E.G.G, who was struggling in the skies to destroy the AT-ATs, managed to infiltrate one of them, after his ship got blown up. He killed the controllers and attempted to man it himself, but was struggling to use the weapons system. Another pilot in a different AT-AT radioed into W.E.G.G's and interrogated him about being an imposter, but, since they both had the same terribly "not-welsh accent" W.E.G.G was able to turn the tables on him and have all the soldiers destroy their AT-AT, which earned him the Welsh Empire medal of honour, meanwhile 5T-3V3 was narrowly able to take a single AT-AT down after several attempts of trying to wrap its cable around its legs, then Quan entered the battlefield and destroyed the remaining AT-AT, then W.E.G.G escaped his, before it violently exploded, but as he looked on the horizon he saw more troops coming, so a retreat was issued and the entire Subspace Emissary had to flee, but several soldiers were lost, including the little Korean Boy. The movurthucka crew brought Malo Kuja and Death Storm onto the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka, as they fled Nothoth. Samjamel Blackson, distraught that he was unable to save the day and be the coolest guy ever, shaved off his iconic moustache and opened a briefcase full of newspapers looking for a new job, since he had fully convinced himself that he had lost every ounce of his mojo, thus becoming a dad, in addition he affirmed 5T-3V3 as the new captain, who locked himself in the medbay and cried, unable to handle the responsibility. The party had suddenly realised that the Welsh Empire were actively pursuing them, so Dennis McShlong suggested they go to a friend of his, the party blindly agreed and they found themselves face-to-face with Santa Claus on North Pole, who was preparing to give them all presents, notably, he gave W.E.G.G a portrait of him, which looked nothing like him, and when he criticized it, Santa Claus punched W.E.G.G so hard he almost died, and he gave Samjamel Blackson a dead baby to look after, then ran away with his smoke bombs. The movurthucka crew stayed the night recovering, then woke up in the morning to celebrate Christmas. Samjamel Blackson graciously got everyone matching sweaters, which no one was particularly thrilled to have. W.E.G.G and Karren's relationship was showing some notable holes, when Karren got W.E.G.G an Xbox One S, but he didn't get anything in return, which the Fish Bloke from Megamind suggested they just have sex to work it out. Suddenly they noticed that they had received a letter from Santa Claus that was forcing them to join him for breakfast, because the letter would self-destruct if they refused. As they entered his dinner room, Santa Claus revealed he'd sold them out to Jackurai Sam, so that he wouldn't bother him anymore. Sam imprisoned the party, keeping Dennis however. To escape, W.E.G.G sang Silent Night, in German, in Wingdings, which the guards hated and forced them upstairs to see Jackurai Sam, as he began to encase Dennis in carbonite. Jackurai freed the remaining members of the party, who fled in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka. Quan would later arrive on North Pole to fight Jackurai Sam, but he cut off his hand and revealed that he was his true biological father.
=== Chapter 4: First Janitor Job ===
With Samjamel Blackson and The Fish Bloke from Megamind off doing work for the Subspace Emissary, the rest were stuck chilling around in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka, but they were abruptly interrupted by a sudden attack on their ship. They saw three Arwings coming out them shooting the ship. The party were taken by surprise and the invaders successfully entered the ship, where they hid in the medbay, waiting to ambush the party in their own ship. They were knocked out by the invaders, who turned out to be three members of Star Fox and found that their entire ship had been ransacked and Falco's bird cum was all over the control panel. Devastated and running out of fuel, the party decided to land on Assworld to try get money for fuel. They stopped by a school and sneaked into Miss Lemon's class, where they started stealing the children's lunch money (W.E.G.G may have snapped a kid's neck), but while Jam Solo was trying to open Miss Lemon's purse the kids caught on and attacked the party, but Solo was able to intimidate them into being his slaves, so he made them get money for them, while they looked for a quest. They went to a bar, where they found Keith The Janitor with his apprentice Jerry The Janitor. Keith told them about a ship that was suspended just outside of Assworld that needed cleaning, so he had all of the Movurthucka Crew take Jerry in the Mopcopter and fly to the ship to clean it, but they found that this ship had also been ransacked by the Star Fox, as evident with Falco's cum being everywhere and a post-it note from the Star Fox crew. They began cleaning, but Dennis McShlong was abducted by a mysterious black tail, and later Jerry was taken too. Everyone climbed into the vents they wer taken in and started searching, until 5T-3V3 found a blood trail, from when Dennis McShlong struggled and attacked the alien. They found a small exit which led to a trap set up by the alien, but Jerry The Janitor insulted by all of the the party's poor attempts at rescuing him and his past with Jam Solo, he morphed into a giant muscular MatPat and slaughtered the alien, but also injured Dennis McShlong. Blinded by rage, Jerry attacked the party, but they were only just able to beat him by disproving his theories and stabbing him a couple times. Jerry died due to his injuries, so they reported the mission's events to Keith the Janitor, then parted ways with him.
=== Chapter 5: Mines of Yarmulke ===
thumb|229x229px|Chapter 5 title card featuring Yarmulke.
The Movurthucka Crew, finally together again, were voyaging around in space, where they suddenly realised that the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka wasn't in the best of shape, so W.E.G.G called up Phil Swift, asking him if he could help them fix it, he agreed, telling them to land on Khartoum. They complied and Swift told them to go search for money to pay him with, while he works on it. Captain Blackson suggested they go to the local pet store and purchase several animals and force them to fight, so they can get people to come pay and watch. W.E.G.G bought 2 Headless Emus and 2 Sentient Dog Heads, then he proceeded to draw little fliers to advertise the show. The 2 Sentient Dog Heads were commentating on the 2 Headless Emus as they fought each other. One of the Headless Emus died and it turned out the turnout for the event wasn't as good as they thought, resulting in a loss of money, then a mysterious man approached, he told them to go meet his mafia boss, but they said they'd only do it if he fought their Headless Emu, so that they could make a profit. The man rolled his sleeves up and fought the Headless Emu to his dying breath, but was ultimately defeated and killed. True to their word, the party went to see the man's boss in a fancy Italian restaurant. In the midst of several couple on dates, they saw a mysterious mobster in a small booth in the corner, smoking. It was Fred Jones, and Dennis McShlong grew increasingly anxious. Fred Jones told them all that he wants them to do a job for him, as a reward, he would pay for their repair expenses. So, the Movurthucka Crew got in a provided Mystery Machine and went to Yarmulke, a mining planet that was governed by the Welsh Empire. When they got there, Samjamel Blackson and Dennis McShlong made papier-mâché armour to blend in with the soldiers, but they were unsuccessful in fooling them, but they just beat up the soldiers who were about to imprison them, but didn't steal their armour and continued into the mine. The party managed to get to the vault at the end of the corridor, where W.E.G.G was able to open it with his engineering expertise, but several soldiers were alerted and came charging in. The party had to fight off a large horde of enemies, but W.E.G.G was able to take about 10% of all the gold in the vault, while the Fish Bloke from Megamind was able to get the remaining 90% of it, so they tried to flee to the Mystery Machine. As the rest of the Movurthucka Crew were helping to cover for the pair, so that they could safely flee, W.E.G.G deactivated the miners shackles, freeing the slaves, so they revolted and attacked the soldiers, allowing everyone to escape Yarmulke's atmosphere, but they realised the hyperdrive was broken, so the party had to shoot at the enemy ships, as W.E.G.G tried to fix the ship, which took some time, but as soon as he did it he activated it, blasting them off into space, but not before Captain Blackson could fire a shot from the back of the Mystery Machine, which resulted in the last enemy ship exploding. The Movurthucka Crew had successfully executed their mission, but the ship only had so much fuel, so they were narrowly able to crash land onto the safe planet Fred Jones had organised they reconvene at. There was no service on the planet, furthermore, Karren was on critically low battery, so they couldn't contact Fred, as a result, they just had to hope he arrived. Surprisingly, Fred Jones did arrive, in his space limousine, where they took the money from the Movurthucka Crew and said their goodbyes to them, but as Jones was entering his limousine, he said, "oh, I almost forgot to pay you," then proceeded to shoot Dennis McShlong in the heart, then he flew away, without a moment for them to pursue him. Dennis grabbed onto Blackson and whispered into his ear, "just because my body was penetrated, doesn't mean I'm gay. I'm not gay." The crew were left stranded on this remote, but they saw a theme park in the distance.
=== Chapter 6: The Death of W.E.G.G ===
The death of their fallen comrade, Dennis McShlong, has sent devastating shockwaves into the hearts of the party, so as they eventually returned to Phil Swift's workshop to get the ship back, they were all saddened by his unfortunate absence, but pressed on regardless. They landed on the planet Benidorm, where W.E.G.G suddenly began campaigning for a charity to stop poop. He raised a lot of money selling game theory wristbands, most of which were given to a strange engineer, named Kenneth, who gave them upgrades for free to help the cause. The upgrades included: a functioning airlock, heating, the top of the end thrusters, an extra room called 'Blow n' Go' and 12.5 cup holders. They wander around while Kenneth prepares the ship, where they meet Justin Sec an explorer who wants to go to Donkey Kong Planet and find Donkey Kong. The party agree to help out, so they stay the night at Kenneth's hair salon, blow n' go, and head out in the morning. After using the new thrusters for a while, Karren alerted the crew that the ship were nearing deep space and had very little oxygen and fuel left. Reasonably alarmed, 5T-3V3 locked Death Storm, Samjamel Blackson, and all the other creatures that required oxygen in the new hair salon room. 5 minutes were remaining for the crew to make a decision on what to do. However, seeing that nobody was going to make a definitive unchallenged decision soon, W.E.G.G sacrificed himself to fuel the thrusters enough to get to the nearest planet. The light in W.E.G.G's bin faded out and the whole Movurthucka Crew were distraught to watch another member of their team die.
=== Chapter 7: The Dragon Warrior ===
Following the deaths of both Dennis McShlong and W.E.G.G, a funeral was held for the two on Nu maimuță, where some of the members of McShlong's old crew attended. A man claiming to be called John approached the party, saying that he was a member of McShlong's old crew and asked for their help to find another member of the team, the Red Menace, on a planet known only as Endaria. The party agreed with some of Jam Solo's encouragement, so they boarded the newly upgraded JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka with a sleeker and slimmer black finish in honour of W.E.G.G. On the way there, John was describing some strange history of the planet, saying that "a large crater was created in the side of the planet, due to one of the Welsh Empire's attacks." In the crater, the crew found a small bandit camp living on a bit of exposed land. There they found a strange artifact, which Funky Kong attempted to eat, but got electrocuted. 5T-3V3 then attempted the same, which resulted in him beginning to shake as it went down. His head began to spin and his left eye started to shine blue as a projection was immediately beamed up onto a projector screen that was dropping down, held up by the bandits. The video being played was from a scientist from Galataric, who was in the process of building a civilisation on Endaria's moon. Funky Kong gasped and exclaimed that he thought the project was merely a legend, the legend of Watchpoint Moon, a city on the moon that the communists of Galataric built to evacuate to, should they be under serious threat. Having failed to find the Red Menace there, John suggested that they search on the moon, which the crew agreed to do. To all of their surprise, Watchpoint Moon did exist, so they landed outside the city walls and scanned for signs of life, of which there was none. Funky Kong grabbed one of Jam Solo's hands and climbed up the walls, then pulled Solo up, as he grabbed onto everyone else. Inside they couldn't find anything of value, they annoyed some robots that Funky Kong fixed then started going "ee ee oo oo ah ah!!" at, which the others started joining in on. They stumbled into a church, which suddenly locked down, when they were all inside. Four police robots walked in and attacked the party. They were strong severely damaging Samjamel Blackson, Funky Kong, and Jam Solo, but 5T-3V3 was completely unscathed, as the robots bowed to him, considering him the chosen one. The robots were only defeated when Quan entered and destroyed them with one attack. Despite being saved from a dire situation, Blackson said, "we didn't need your help, movurthucka!" Quan laughed it off, but was immediately held at gunpoint by John, who told them that he'd kill him, if they didn't hand over the artifact, but they just shot him, killing him instantly. Quan then explained that the altar in the church actually opens up, but it needs to be hacked in, which Funky Kong managed to do with relative ease. The altar burst open leading to an elevator, which they descended, cautiously. There they found a man in the basement who was shocked to see them come down it. He explained that there's a back entrance you're supposed to go down. They sighed and proceeded on. The man revealed himself to be the Red Menace, then held his sword out and questioned who the party was. They explained the events leading up to them arriving on Watchpoint Moon, then dragged John's body down, but Dennis pointed out that it was the real John, but since they'd explained their situation, he didn't question any further. The basement had a second altar that Dennis was trying to open, but was unable to do so. 5T-3V3 shat out the artifact and plugged it into a hole that was clearly made for it. As the altar began to open, a Torkjin burst out and attacked the group. Samjamel Blackson cut off an arm, but it started attack everyone as it fell, so Funky Kong wrestled it to the floor bit at it and eventually shoved it down his pants, killing it. Jam Solo and 5T-3V3 tried climbing the tentacles to attack the core better, but its slippery nature made it difficult. The Fish Bloke from Megamind and Samjamel Blackson just started shooting at the core, while Funky Kong was shoving more tentacles down his pants for a while, until the Torkjin charged a powerful photon blast and started shooting at the two. It shot at Captain Blackson four times in total, but missed every shot, but shot the Fish Bloke from Megamind twice, killing him. In a spark of revenge, Funky Kong surfed his way up to the core with his surfboard and drove it into the core a few times, dealing some major damage, with 5T-3V3 and Jam Solo stabbing away at it, but they were all thrown off. The Fish Bloke from Megamind's death sparked a moment of vigor in everyone, so Funky Kong immediately got to fixing Jam Solo who suddenly jumped and threw 5T-3V3 into the core, who shoved his laser sword into it, killing it. The core began to shine incredibly bright, before it burst and began raining coins and weapons everywhere. The party left Watchpoint Moon with two new recruits, the Red Menace and Quan, as well as a new mission, reform McShlong's old crew.
=== Chapter 8: Space Bitch Episode ===
The party were flying around in the galaxy, until they landed on Kamino for a rest. They looked around with very little to do, but they did see a strange man sitting on his own on a bench. In a fit of animalistic rage, Funky Kong threw a punch at this completely innocent man, but missed. The man, who turned out to be Bavid Dowie, asked why he just did that and Kong tried to explain that he was just trying to get a fly that was on his shoulder. Samjamel Blackson sighed and looked elsewhere in the city and saw two aliens trying to converse with each. It turned out that a green slug man, who could only understand things in song form, and a strange pink flamingo lady, who could only understand things through interpretive dance, were trying to communicate. Funky Kong and Samjamel Blackson agreed to help the couple by translating their conversation, with FK handling the music and Blackson handling the interpretive dance, but they ultimately made the lady run away, for the slug man to chase after. With that done, they suddenly saw a man looking at them from a manhole. The party aggressively approached the man while clicking their fingers, then surrounded him. Thoroughly intimidated, the man screamed "oh it's me Joey, why couldn't Chandler just pay the bills?" The party stopped and asked the man more details about his troubled situation, in which he revealed that he was rendered homeless after his roommate Chandler left him. Blackson offered him a room on their ship, alongside Starman. Just as they were about to leave with nothing to do on the planet, a strange man bumped into Blackson and shoved a briefcase into his hands, telling him not to open it, as he ran away. Reasonably curious, he ordered Funky Kong to open it in the middle of town. He propped his surfboard up just in case it was a bomb, so that he could ride on the explosion, but it turned out to be five tickets for an all-inclusive holiday, which they decided to utilise. Samjamel Blackson, 5T-3V3, Jam Solo, Death Storm, and Funky Kong all went to nearby spaceport, where they prepared for their flight. 5T-3V3 had to sit on his own next to an old lady who was eyeing him up at duty free, while the others sat next to each other. Jam Solo decided to go into the toilets and stay there the entire flight, annoying all the "fleshy ones" who'd eventually queue up for it, but be unable to use it. Meanwhile, the old lady, who was previously eyeing 5T-3V3 up, tried to make subtle sexual advances, but would instantly rejected by him, as he was busy watching Treasure Planet. As they were descending down onto Dilitiriasi the old lady reached her limit and smacked 5T-3V3, so he responded by kicking her in the fanny twice.She died. 5T-3V3 would also go onto skin this woman for later purposes. As soon as they arrived, they were greeted by a skinny man wearing an iron giant mask, who showed them to the swimsuit area: Funky Kong wore a mankini with human face patterns on it, Jam Solo wore a traditional red bikini with fake boobs for the bra, Samjamel Blackson wore nothing but a pair of crocs and an apron that just covered his groin that said "kiss the cock" on it, 5T-3V3 wore a red hawaiian shirt jacket and trunks, and Death Storm wore a Peppa Pig one-piece that he claimed his mother got, because she thought it might be funny haha. The man with the iron giant mask told them that they just missed the bodybuilding contest, won by Frankenstein, but they were just in time for the beauty pageant and the sand castle-building contest. The party raced their way to the beach, where the pageant was being held and they made plans to disguise themselves as women. Jam Solo was able to get in, despite stuffing his crotch with tissues, Funky Kong dressed as Candy Kong and succeeded, 5T-3V3 used the old lady's skin, and Death Storm was just allowed in. Most unfortunately, Samjamel Blackson wasn't able to make it in as he was too well-endowed to hide anything, so he sat in the centre of the audience chairs, taking up three rows to support his manhood comfortably. The first round of the pageant involved each contestant explaining why they should be the next Mrs. Space Bitch. Funky Kong went first and just made monkey noises, gaining 13 points, Jam Solo said "I, Jam Solo, have a dream", whilst doing Giorno Giovanna's signature pose, entirely in binary, gaining 16 points, 5T-3V3 went third and informed everyone that he was the dragon warrior, gaining 15 points, and Death Storm recited the entire Bee Movie script, gaining 12 points. Other contestant did some stuff, but we either seduced by Blackson being incredibly sexy or didn't earn enough points for the next round. The second round had the contestant show some talent, so Funky Kong got his surfboard out and surfed on the audience, which comprised of just Samjamel Blackson, gaining 17 points, Jam Solo performed several tricks like handstands and such, but only managed 6 points, 5T-3V3 then got a member of the audience (Samjamel Blackson) and said that he'd guess his name, which he was unable to do, because he didn't get his full name correct, but he did manage to get 15 points, finally Death Storm did some tricks of his own and got 15 points. Victorious, Funky Kong was crowned Mrs. Space Bitch and got his own sash and a tiara. The party went over to the sand-building castle contest area and entered, with the only other contestant being Tony Zaret. Funky Kong built a massive "Kong" statue, but it wasn't very good, scoring only 6 points, so he left to go out for a peaceful evening surf by himself. Jam Solo and Death Storm made simple sand castles but were able to get a respectable 12 and 15 points each, while 5T-3V3 built Dilitiriasi out of penises he made out of sand, scoring 16 points. All of them however were overshadowed by Tony Zaret who made a massive elaborate castle that you could actually walk into, which Jam Solo "accidentally" knocked down, killing Tony Zaret's older brother who was inside. The party's holiday came to an eventual end the next day where they returned back to Kamino and found their ship completely trashed because of Joey Tribbiani and Starman, so they forced them to clean everything up.
=== Chapter 9: The Finale ===
After disbanding for a while, the Movurthucka Crew got back together and decided to finally get revenge on Fred Jones for the death of their friend Dennis McShlong, so they travelled to a North Pole like planet, North Pole II, where they confronted they were met with a giant door comprised entirely of steel gnomes stacked on top of each other. Samjamel Blackson came up with the idea of disguising themselves as pizza guys to infiltrate the base, so they all got into makeshift uniforms and told the gnomes that Meat Man was the pizza itself. Excited for pizza, the gnomes let them all in, where they went into the barracks to search for Jones. They then saw five gnomes in there that prepared for their meal and ate Meat Man, but he just started to expand and blow up the gnomes from the inside. They exited the barracks and decided to continue the search, where they came across a throne room, so they went inside and found Officer Rayman, who was just kind of hanging out. Jam Solo was shocked to find him and got really angry at the fact he existed, so he stole his clothes and chucked him into the trash chute, where they suddenly saw Fred Jones on the throne, alone. Not wanting to get into a proper battle, they all pulled out their guns and started firing at him, only to find that it was a hologram of him. A voice from the speakers in the room started bursting out saying, "you think I'd just sit there and just take it. I've got norovirus and I'm on some undisclosed toilet and you guys are going to fall down my trap door." True to his words, the entire floor collapsed and they all fell down, but Funky Kong was able to surf up somehow and quietly make his escape, while the rest of the party were imprisoned. Another hologram of Jones appeared, but instead of listening to him, everyone started arguing about how Meat Man's powers work and how he was conceived, as well as the concept of the Human Mincipede. They also reminisced about when they first met Meat Man in a similar mafia boss' dungeon, where he was being kept as a pet. Jones grabbed their attention again and told them that he's in desperate pain, because of his norovirus and just quickly told them that they're going to be taken to the desert, where they'll be ceremoniously pushed into the bog pit, however, Funky Kong overheard this and made preparations to ambush the execution. On the hour, two ships set sail across the snowy desert, where the party were about to be thrown off and just as they were about to do it, Funky Kong swung up from underneath the ship and chucked Jam Solo his mop and they initiated combat with the entire ship. Jam Solo cleaved his way through numerous guards, while Death Storm and Samjamel Blackson followed up. Funky Kong did some gnarly surfing on some fools, killing them, while 5T-3V3 went up to one of the guards and asked "do you know who I am?!", they said no and he got really angry, then punched them in the face, causing them to fall off the ship. They were able to quickly cut through the guards on the first ship, so Jam Solo took the wheel and prepared to ram it into the other ship to infiltrate it and attack Fred Jones, but he didn't understand the controls all that well and tipped the ship over, causing them all to fall out, but his hand was still on the wheel, so the he grabbed Funky Kong, who grabbed everyone else onto his surfboard and they swung up onto the other ship, where they cleaned through the guards on that ship too. Fred Jones was left alone on his toilet throne. Instead of killing their foe like usual, they found a better punishment, so Samjamel Blackson tied him and grabbed some headphones and put R2-D2 screams on repeat forever, as a final nail in the coffin, they shoved him into the same wardrobe Dennis McShlong used to hide in, where he would be imprisoned forever. They all got into the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka, where they got a transmission from Disco Norm telling them to come to the Subspace Emissary base immediately. They set the flight path and set up for a dance party in the disco room + med bay, where they danced to Michael Buble Christmas songs, nightcore, and Crossing Fields (although they don't ever want to mention this one again). They arrived at the base, where Norm told them Jackurai Sam would be arriving on a nearby planet, so he wanted to send them on a secret mission to infiltrate his ship and kill him. They set off again and flew up to the ship, but were immediately caught and attacked, so they tried their hardest to fight back, but their ship took mortal damage. Funky Kong decided to call Great Destiny Man, who flew up to them. Funky Kong greeted him, then bit his ear off and took the Great Destiny Sword, where he tried to fight off some ships, but wasn't very good at it. Pissed off, Great Destiny Man just kind of left. Desperate for options and left without a decent mechanic, Karren (now calling herself Wilma Dickfit), sacrificed all of her A.I lifeforce to revive W.E.G.G for a little while, causing her to fizzle out and die. After a few moments, W.E.G.G awoke confused, but happy and asked Samjamel Blackson, where his wife was. He explained the entire situation to him and pleaded that they help them, so W.E.G.G, saddened, but determined to help his friends, since that's what his wife wanted, quickly went to the hair salon in the ship and got an afro, then got started on repairing the ship, while everyone else (besides Meat Man, who decided to man the guns) exited and started attacking the incoming ships head on. He worked tirelessly and was just able to prevent it from being blown up, but it was still immobilized. Captain Blackson then got another transmission from Norm telling him that he didn't want to do this, but he's sending in "the big guns". From the spec that was the Subspace Emissary base came six ship that all joined up together to form a giant fuck you megazord. Rhimon Rhinomen then called in and told them that they were here to help, where he was later joined in by the Red Menace, who told them that he's back. The other remaining members also joined in and they picked up the ship, then erected a massive beam sword, revealing that it was actually the McShlong Rangers' megazord's sword the entire time. W.E.G.G and Meat Man joined the others, while the McShlong Rangers took on the horde of ships that were attacking them. They managed to infiltrate Jackurai Sam's massive ship, which was famous for its gift shop, so they went in and bought Welsh Empire uniforms and then made paper mache models to wear. They then followed directions to Jackurai Sam's office, where they were stopped by two menacing guards who asked them to state their business. They decided to say that collectively, they were Pee On Carl, so they were let in and Jackurai Sam turned around and said "aaahh! Yes Pee On Carl, I was meaning to ask you about- wait you're not Pee On Carl, you're the Movurthucka Crew." They confirmed his accusation and told them that they were here to kill him. Jackurai Sam chuckled and explained that he only ever wanted to take revenge on a universe that treated him so poorly. He detailed key moments in his life, such as his time on a quest for an old lady, being flung into the future by Aku, nearly being killed by Disco Norm, and how his face was stolen by Samsung, when he was left to die. After years of anguish, the welsh emperor was the first person to truly show him some kindness. The party weren't convinced his actions were justified and initiated combat with him, but they were incredibly surprised to find he was more than capable of taking them all on at once and froze Samjamel Blackson in his place. They all fought vigorously, but Sam's ability to utilise the force was formidable and they weren't able to overcome it well enough. 5T-3V3 tried meditating to unlock his Dragon Warrior powers, but wasn't successful, and Blackson wasn't able to successfully tap into the force himself, but Death Storm was able to get some decent blows onto Sam, so Funky Kong agreed to give him his ear, so that he could become Great Destiny Man. He dawned the title and continued to slashed at him with the Great Destiny Sword. W.E.G.G was able to stun Jackurai Sam with his shockernipples, so Jam Solo with his mop and Death Storm with his sword got some devastating blows, but weren't able to kill him. He attacked again and was able to devastating hit 5T-3V3 and Jam Solo, nearly killing them, so W.E.G.G repaired up Jam Solo as fast as he could, but then Captain Blackson was able to tap into the force, blowing Sam back into a wall, where he slid his laser sword across to slash through him. Exhausted and defeated, Sam sat back on the wall and asked that they kill Disco Norm for him, but they refused his request and pulled out their guns to shoot him. Victorious, the party returned to the base, where Samjamel Blackson, Jam Solo, and W.E.G.G all shook hands, until the last of W.E.G.G's life force fizzled out.
=== Chapter 10: Epilogue ===
Everyone returned to the base and the Movurthucka Crew were heileded as heroes, except for 5T-3V3, who had died shortly after the battle with Jackurai Sam. Jam Solo would later discover that he was one of many different Jam Solo-like units, so he spent months gathering them all onto the moon of Endaria, where they had an all-out brawl, with only one robot walking away, weilding a mop. After getting a new prosthetic ear, Funky Kong decided to return to Donkey Kong Planet, where the events of Donkey Kong Country took place. Disco Norm converted the Subspace Emissary into the Justice Department of W.E.G.G. Meat Man went to Korea to film the Human Mincipede films that he talked with the Movurthucka Crew about, but he was later found to be a communist and was shot on sight. Death Storm, now Great Destiny Man, decided to free all of his gnome brethren who were being enslaved across Rostan. Samjamel Blackson decided to settle down and start a family. He met a woman, who he fell madly in love with (they were actually just Harry Hill in a wig) and they had three kids: Wegg (named after one of his closest friends), Pee On Carl (his favourite alias), and 5T-3V3 (a name he heard in a dream). When his youngest was 12, Blackson died suddenly. He was said to have reincarnated into Darius Kincaid.
== Characters ==
* Samjamel Blackson Protagonist
* Epizon Protagonist
* 5T-3V3 Protagonist
* Jam Solo Protagonist
* W.E.G.G Protagonist
* Mr Poopyhead Neutral
* Karren Protagonist
* Hank Ally
* Tim Ross Neutral
* Rhimon Rhinomen Neutral
* Chabuddy G Neutral
* Dennis McShlong Protagonist
* Santa Claus Ally
** Santa's Elves Ally
** Mrs Santa Neutral
* Chris Mas Ally
* Jackurai Sam Villain
* Jack Frost Villain
* Big Mac Villain
* Shinji Tanaka Ally
* The Fish Bloke from Megamind Protagonist
* Fred the Australien Ally
* Quan Ally
* Malo Kuja Ally
* Disco Norm (pretender) Ally
* Poe Dameron Ally
* Nathan Bateman Ally
* Dickless Harem Ally
* Grumio Ally
* Mr Bell Ally
* Hayden Christensen Ally
* Doctor Emmett Brown Ally
* Greg Davies Ally
* Harrison Ford Ally
* Ryan Gosling Ally
* Claidheim (Welsh) Ally
* Mexican Batman (space) Ally
* Lenny Henry Ally
* Woke dead guy Ally
* Flynn Steel Ally
* Death Storm Protagonist
* Korean Boy Ally
* Fox McCloud Villain
* Falco Lombardi Villain
* Slippy Toad Villain
* Miss Lemon Neutral
* Keith The Janitor Neutral
* Jerry The Janitor Villain
* Phil Swift Ally
* Daryl Ally
* John Ally
* Fred Jones Villain
* Kenneth Du Beke Ally
* Justin A. Sec Ally
* Funky Kong Protagonist
* David Hayter Villain
* Red Menace Ally
* Starman Ally
* Joey Tribbiani Ally
* Tony Zaret Ally
* Meat Man Protagonist
* Rayman Ally
* Blue Man Group Ally
* Spiky Jones Ally
* Danny Zuko Ally
== Gallery ==
DBETITLE.png|Title Card
TheFool.jpg|"The Fool" Christmas 2018 Doodles
TheFishBloke.jpg|"The Fish Bloke from Megamind" Christmas 2018 Doodles
TheSpectacular.jpg|"The Spectacular" Christmas 2018 Doodles
TheCaptain.jpg|"The Captain" Christmas 2018 Doodles
TheOneAboveAll.jpg|"The One Above All" Christmas 2018 Doodles
Battle On Nothoth.png|Chapter 3.5 Title Card
DBEV.JPG|Chapter 5 Title Card
DeathOfWEGG.jpg|Chapter 6 Title Card
SpaceBitchEpisode.png|Chapter 8 Title Card
DBES.png|Summary of the events leading up to Chapter 9
== Trivia ==
* Darwick: Beyond Endaria's chapters don't come out in a chronological order.
** Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 1.5, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 3.5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10.
* Darwick: Beyond Endaria handled the 2017, 2018, and 2019 Christmas specials.
* Darwick: Beyond Endaria handled the two year anniversary of the D&D.
* Chapter 9 had an anime opening to prepare for the quest.
** The opening was inspired by both the Star Wars opening crawl and Sword Art Online's first opening, Crossing Field.
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