First Ben 10k Episode

== Plot ==
at the beach, Max is metal detecting
(Ben): This whole thing is stupid, Gwen... I could find it so much faster with Lodestar, or...
(Gwen): ... If you glassed the beach with Heatblast?
(Ben): What? No. How's that supposed to help? I was thinking, like, digging, excavation... Like...
Ben prepares to slap down on the Omnitrix.
(Ben): WILDMUTT!
Ben turns into Wildmutt to use it faster
accidentally activates a time bomb
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Ben 10k is fighting Eon
(Eon): Straight from the Omniverse... 
Eon pulls out a device that looks suspiciously similar to a PokeBall, labeled with GS.
(Eon): Time bomb, go!
As Eon presses down on the ball's release button, Wildmutt, Gwen, and Max stumble out of the ball.
Eon suddenly raises his hand. Time slows to a still.
(Eon): Let's pause it right there. That was not supposed to happen. It was supposed to be something more powerful, like... a Time Beast, the Transdimensional Monster, or even an Onion Fairy. Damn you, meddling Paradox.
Eon is suddenly hit through the helmet by a stray punch. The camera pans out, revealing Hour Arms - the fusion of a steampunk alien and Four Arms - to be the hand's owner. 
Hour Arms releases an unending barrage of punches. 
 
----(Ben 10,000): Well, I can't exactly give you Clockwork's DNA pod - you'd have no way of getting it back to me, and it might cause a paradox. And you certainly aren't ready to handle a Chronian body like Eon...
(Gwen 10,000): Ben, I think the only way to get them back might be to use Paradox's Time Sled.
(Ben 10,000): Ugh, but... Finding Paradox nowadays is such a pain, especially since he scattered the Map of Eternity since that harassment incident with Aggreggor.
(Gwen 10,000): An attempt to takeover existence is hardly what I would call a "harassment incident", but yes, you're right. It's a pain in the ass, especially can't I even use magic clairvoyance... So I guess you'd better start looking now.
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(Gwen 10K): I think I would have a grasp on this thing now - I have been using my magic for 23 years now.
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(Ben 10K): C'mon, kid - use Ditto!
(Ben): What? No, Ditto is like, the most useless alien of all time.
(Ben 10K): What? No. That's an entirely separate alien, by far. Ditto is one of your strongest aliens.
(Ben): I haven't seen you use Ditto.
(Ben 10K): Well, that's because I'm using fusions, and two aliens are stronger than one.
(Ben): Yeah? Well, then you'd like Ditto.
how to get kids home - construct Map of Infinity to find Professor Paradox?
or maybe, to summon Paradox, you need the Map of Eternity...
Professor Paradox hid the last map piece at the beach Ben and co went to? But because of gobal warming or something it's underwater. So Ben 10k uses Dogwater and Ben uses Ripjaws to function as a light
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(Gwen): I won't be able to wipe everything from their memories - only like, 90% of what has happened the last few hours. If I tried to wipe everything, it might accidentally get a key memory tied to basic survival, or personality, which could trigger a paradox...
(Professor Paradox): You and I know there are no such things, Gwen. Only branching timelines.
Gwen rolls her eyes.
(Gwen, turning to Max): You, though? You can remember everything.
As Professor Paradox's time sled
(Ben 10,000A): Before you leave, though, Ben... Make sure to treasure every moment you have with Grandpa. 
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(Ben): Dude, Gwen, I had the craziest dream. 
(Gwen): Did it involve me being a magical headmaster 23 years from now? Because that's what mine involved....
(Ben): What? No. All I remember from mine is having two Omnitrixes. 
(Gwen): The Biomnitrix?
(Ben): Gwen, I've told you before. I don't swing that way, doofus.
== Cast ==
* Ben 10,000A (debut)
* Gwen 10,000A (debut)
* Aggreggore (referenced)
=== Aliens Used ===
==== Ben 10 ====
==== Ben 10k ====
* The Most Useless Alien of All Time
* Dogwater (Water Hazard x Wildmutt)
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== Trivia ==
* This is only one possible future for Ben Tennyson.