Charlie Brown vs Doug funnie

Charlie brown vs Doug funnie who will win in a rap battle?!
== Doug funnie ==
It's the great Race Canyon, Charlie Brown!
Bringing pain like a sprain from a charley horse to put you down!
I'll give you something new to mope around about so you won't keep your chin up.
You got determination? I got imagination to make you give up!
Considering how everyone insults you to no end,
Do I even need to diss you? You already get it from your friends!
Just the slightest remark and you take offense and get depressed,
But I guess that's fine since your success comes from you being the farthest from the best!
I got a new pair of shoes I'll use to kick your butt as you're losing,
Taking the win away from you like it's a football held by Lucy!
Try to be fly and you'll be crunched by the Kite-Eating Tree.
You're better off warming the bench for your team in the Peanuts gallery.
== Charlie brown ==
This is the second time Doug gets busted, but now it's by Chuck Brown.
Throwing hard raps like I got a rock, the Great Pumpkin's thumping a Cub Scout.
It's the bottom of the ninth; with one pitch, I'll rub this scrub out.
Doug's stuck in the dugout. He steps to the plate, but he's already struck out.
I'm a sports guy. I'll take this chump to the ground for a touchdown.
Snoopy could tell a more exciting story when he's flopped on top of his mutt house.
You got turned into a bucks cow after you joined the mouse's clubhouse.
Call me Disney when I come to a bout 'cause you're about to get shut down.
I come Woodstock'd with rhymes to drop after I toss Porkchop like the pigskin.
The big screen hit dreams big but still doesn't believe in this dimwit's win.
The only thing Funnie about this dummy is how he's fumbling clumsy raps.
Feature films kept me on the map while your first movie was your last.
== Doug Funnie ==
You're the underdog, lower than Snoop in rapping,
And also under Doug since you're a failure who's unhappy.
You think you fight dirty like Pig-Pen, but a mess is what you are.
When the adults watch you wither, they would wail, "Wah wah wah."
You better race for your life to run away from this crisis.
You're insecurity at its finest, so go get a blanket like Linus!
Now I'll conclude this journal entry by departing this sad sack.
Bon voyage, Charlie Brown, and don't come back!
== Charlie brown ==
Aaugh! No psychiatric help could help you manage the damage of this defeat.
Not like your bum rap could pay the fee.
== Lucy van pelt ==
You blockhead!
== Charlie brown ==
Good grief.
You'll need to pump up; put some muscle on those shrimpy sticks.
You can't dig it or win it. Go write that in your Diary of a Wimpy Kid,
'Cause even with your lucky hat, Agent Adams is getting Smashed.
Patty's got my back while yours rejects you in every dream you have.
It looks like Thanksgiving came early. I'm toasting you and your failed plan,
So someone pass the Mayonnaise 'cause I've just cooked us a Quailman.
== Trivia ==
WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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