Handyman

* See also Infinite BS
* See also the Wanna-be Big Daddy/Alphas
* See also Rejected_Heavy_Hitters
Maybe if they had left the heads their natural size ( instead of enlarging them so much when the big-i-fied the Handymen to make them appear 'more dangerous' ).
Sucha big pumpkin would have been easy-peasy for a real Sub-Machinegun to take out. The Magic ways of Fantasy ... ( And Fantasy of so many Shooter Games ... )
Now MAYBE, IF the Handymen had worn some Stupid Boys Of Silence 'ear can' over their heads ....
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The Infinite BS Handyman just was NOT your GranPappy's Big Daddy :
* Was NOT as integrated into the City's Story
* Just Attacked/Ambushed you ( You could setup for a BD and use the Terrain to fight them far more )
* Little Reward ( the Rapture ADAM from the Little Sister was a big Player payoff, the Gearz offered little Choice, and much useless randomness )
* The Skyline Arenas Battles were just too staged (and repetitive).
* Infinite's Streamlined Game Weapons gave you far fewer options to fight Handymen.
* "Big Boring Bullet-sponge" : as one Player commented.
* The Handymen got gianormously upscaled ( Look at the head size - for something which supposedly was built from a human ). Imagine how big our Big Daddies would get with that being done ( Would NOT fit well in Rapture's more normalized interiors/doors/etc ... )
The Big Bird's relation to Elizabeth followed the 'Daddy-like' theme, but was all but limited to Cutscenes.
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Fink MFG Research Laboratories in BaSx - A Whole 'Factory' Making Handyman Parts ? :
Again, with the overblown mass production, when the game itself exhibits little evidence of any MASS usage of the production products. Please have some in-game character make a comment, or even a GIANOURMOUS SIGN exposing some interlocking story of : Fink Planning an Army of Handymen to Conquer the World, or somesuch, to justify all these otherwise unexplained extravagances.
We saw the bomb-dropped Motorized Patriots on that "Hand Of The Prophet" monstrosity, which really wasn't much explained in-game.
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"Handyman - Forced into the Autobody against their Will" :
Seriously THAT is not a great formula for public safety nor peace of mind for the city's citizens ...
With many unpleasant negative side effects and them being empowered with potential destructive abilities - "can't sleep" ( in the Handymen's spiels ) is a great way to eventually make someone psychotic.
I don't recall any sign that there is a way ( Founders/Constables/Handlers ) to control the Handymen to stop them from going on a Rampage. Some of the high end 'opponents' may have had to exist (been added) to handle cases like that. Yet there they are STILL allowing this 'solution' to be advertised, and so more of these potential problems being created ?? 
They coulda had a emergency 'off switch' in-game that would be difficult to reach ( and maybe only last 30 seconds, or something like that to keep it from being too much a loophole ). Maybe it is on the Handyman back, which means forcing you to close-melee ( or via some distraction ) and get behind it (with some difficulty) and risk -- as an alternative to the long distance 'heart' shot, which itself wasn't so easy, but a too often repeated tactic. 
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Ridiculoussize22.jpg|Look How R-tardedly BIGGER It Got ...
HandyDog.jpg|Why Not ???
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ExpensiveFreakshow.jpg|Not the best way to advertise ...
Hugeificalicious.jpg|Shouldn't there be heaps of Vox bodies the Handyman killed before they got him ?? That hand is as big as a normal human.
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Numbers of Handymen ? :
Perhaps there once were many more Handymen, but they eventually went crazy and had to be destroyed ( previous to the game ) OR lots of stable ones elsewhere NOT suffering the side effects the in-game Handymen exhibit. 
You wouldn't want anyone who might become 'disgruntled' to be a Handyman because of the potential for destruction they are. Population of Columbia is kinda Vague ( as to HOW MANY of these cripples-turned-slaves might be likely to exist ).
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Motor and Power Supply :
Some blue 'orb' thingOrb Shock Jockey power ?? How again does ADAM genetics fit into this ?? Again they just dimly copied previous game ideas - but inappropriately mis-used them. Just Pathetic. powers these ?? If the whazit generates enough power, then less efficient 'motors' can be used. Real Anthropoidal Robotics require LOTS of actuators - rotator/ball joints ( shoulder/hips/ankles ) require at least 3 actuators each. The design shows 'wires' instead of hydraulics. (( Not really constructed as interestingly as it could have been. ))
We were never told how early these Handyman things were developed/improved. 
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Used as Guards. You would think they would be given properly-kept Uniforms - to match what we see of the other Columbian Security forces of the Columbia Police State.
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IDEA For the Next Game :
A Handyman walks into a Tear and winds up - Antarctica Dystopia # 38 ( There is always a Dystopia ) ...
Hmmm, A Handyman in Ancient Thebes or Ur would BE A GOD !!!!
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Good Thing Columbia Wasn't English ... ( Go Web Search "British Slang Handyman" ) 
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