Tribute to Smash Mouth (Johnsonverse)

Played at Chuck E. Cheese's in March 2016, with Haven Henny and Steve Waters as guest stars. All songs in this showtape were originally performed by the band Smash Mouth.
==Cast==
*Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese and Larry the Technician
*Jaret Reddick as Crusty T. Cat
*Karlisa Burleson as Helen Henny
*John Bowen as Mr. Munch and Munch Jr.
*Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls and Mike Manley
*Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate and Reggie Bird
*Annagrey Wiechman as Harmony Howlette
*Caroline Taylor as Haven Henny
*Ryan Hollingsworth as Steve Waters
*Scott Wilson as Wolfman Zapp
*Christopher Sabat as Pizzacam
*Stephanie Nadolny as Building
*Chris Hill as Moon
*Kate Bristol as Wendy Warblette and Singing Flowers
*Tia Ballard as Whitney Warblette
*Taylor Fono as Wilma Warblette
*Stephanie Sheh as Mary Mopsey
*Kira Buckland as Melody Mopsey
*Clarine Harp as Miley Mopsey
* Matt Daniel as Nigel the Sasquatch
== Transcript ==
=== Intermission 1 ===
* (An eight-minute countdown plays, accompanied by "TBA", then "TBA", and "TBA")
=== Video Break 1 (Dressing Room) ===
* (The Dressing Room title card appears. "Future Tech" plays throughout the scene.)
=== Segment 1 ===
* (The SPT Feature Presentation intro plays, followed by the "Tribute to Smash Mouth" intro)
* Zapp: From Chuck E. Cheese's, it's our Tribute to Smash Mouth! Featuring Crusty T. Cat, Pasqually P. Pieplate, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch, Helen Henny, Harmony Howlette, and our special guest stars Haven Henny and Steve Waters. And now, here's your host, everybody's all-star, Chuck E. Cheese!
* (The curtains open, and the band performs "All Star"; the Cyberstar footage above the monitors is based on the 2007 footage, but with added references to the 2001 movie Shrek, such as the song beginning with Chuck E. busting a door open)
* Chuck E.: Well, hi there, everybody, and welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's Tribute to Smash Mouth. Yeah, as the title says, all the songs we're performing tonight are from the band Smash Mouth. That was "All-Star" that we just performed, one of their most famous songs.
* Jasper: Isn't that the song from Shrek that people seem to be talkin' about lately?
* Chuck E.: I guess you can say that, yes.
* Jasper: Because I've been seein' some memes referencing "All Star" and the Shrek movies. Shrek coming out of his outhouse, the onion scene, the Fairy Godmother covering "Holding Out For a Hero", I could go on.
* Crusty: Wait, I got one: (in gruff voice) Do the roar!
* (The other band members laugh)
* Jasper: Oh, that too.
*TBA
* (Chuck E.'s Pizza Time Band sings "Walkin' on the Sun")
* Chuck E.: Don't go away, 'cause in a few minutes, we're doin' some more great tunes.
*Crusty: And later, our guest stars are gonna come out to perform.
*Chuck E.: See ya later, everybody!
=== Video Break 2 (Super Jasper) ===
* (The Super Jasper title card and music play, before fading to Mike Manley and Jasper, with an apple in front of them)
* Mike: Hello folks, Mike Manley here with the amazing stunt dog Su... per Jasper! That's right, folks, as you can see, Jasper here's gonna attempt to chop this apple into two with his bare paw. That's right, paw, not paws; he can only use one. Ready, Jasper?
* Jasper: As I'll ever be.
* Mike: Okay, now, one... two... THREE!
* (Jasper tries chopping the apple repeatedly, but it bounces around the table)
* Mike (o/s): And there he goes! Okay, Jasper is... making some real good progress there. He's still working at it.
=== Intermission 2 ===
* (An eight-minute countdown plays, accompanied by "TBA", then "TBA", and "TBA")
=== Segment 2 ===
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro)
* Chuck E.: Welcome back to our Tribute to Smash Mouth! It's been a real good show so far, wouldn't ya say?
* Munch: Yup!
* Helen: Uh-huh!
* Jasper: Heck yeah!
* Chuck E.: Well, I'm real glad to hear that, because the next song on our setlist is "Then the Morning Comes".
=== Video Break 3 (Chuck E. and Crusty's Cinema Critiques) ===
* (Chuck E. and Crusty's Cinema Critiques title card)
* (Cut to Chuck E. and Crusty in their seats)
* Chuck E.: Good evening, and welcome to Chuck E. and Crusty's Cinema Critiques, where Crusty and I review several movies.
* Crusty: Yeah, and our first movie for today is titled Munch. It's about a team of Munch-hunters who must stop a big purple monster from eating all the pizza. It stars Mr. Munch as, well, Munch, with Chuck E. as Chief Cheesy.
=== Intermission 3 ===
* (An eight-minute countdown plays, accompanied by "TBA", then "TBA", and "TBA")
=== Segment 3 ===
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro)
* Chuck E.: Hey, everybody, and welcome back to our Tribute to Smash Mouth! This next song is performed by our other guest star.
*Helen: That's right, and she happens to be my little sis. She loves video games too, and this is her first performance on stage. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Haven Henny!
*(The Stage Left curtain opens, revealing Haven)
*Haven: Thank you, all of you! And thank you, big sis, for that intro! Now I just want to say something: TBA.
=== Video Break 4 (CEC TV News) ===
* (The segment begins with the CEC TV News opening, showing Chuck E. and Crusty getting ready)
* Zapp: Spanning the globe...
* Chuck E.: TBA
* (Cut to the CEC TV News intro)
* Zapp: It's time for CEC TV News! Featuring newshound Jasper T. Jowls, plucky reporter Helen Henny, sporty howler Harmony Howlette, foreign correspondent Pasqually P. Pieplate...
* Pasqually: Ciao! Heh heh!
* Zapp: ...and Mr. Munch, taking care of the leftovers.
* Mr. Munch: Did somebody say "chow"?
* Zapp: Take it away, Chuck E. and Crusty!
* (Chuck E. and Crusty appear at a news desk in puppet form)
* Chuck E.: Thanks, Zapp! Hello, everybody! Welcome to CEC TV News.
* (TBA)
* (Cut back to Crusty in the studio, and a graphic saying "Ho-kago Tea Time Comes to ShowBiz" appears next to him, with a picture of the band itself.)
* Crusty: In other news, word is that ShowBiz has opened in the Japanese Isles and hired Ho-kago Tea Time from the anime K-On! to play at ShowBiz restaurants there. Wait, what?!
* Chuck E.: Investors from the Japanese Isles felt the Rock-afire Explosion was, and I quote, "too American for Japanese audiences".
* Crusty: Only 15% of those states still speak Japanese, last I heard. But why use Ho-kago Tea Time instead of the Rock-afire Explosion? Surely they'd know Japanese audiences would love the Rock-afire!
* Chuck E.: Mr. Johnson told me that apparently, those investors preferred a product that originated in the Japanese Isles for those locations.
* Crusty: I see. Anyway, here's Helen Henny with keyboardist and frontwoman Tsumugi Kotobuki. Helen?
* (Cut to Helen interviewing Mugi in the Light Music Club)
* Helen: Crusty, I'm standing at the Light Music Club with Tsumugi.
* Mugi: Please just call me Mugi. Tsumugi is so...clunky.
* Helen: Right. Mugi, tell us about Ho-kago Tea Time's plans for ShowBiz.
* Mugi: Well, the four of us, including myself, Yui, Ritsu, and Mio, are fresh out of college. We decided we don't want some boring desk job in a cubicle farm, so we immediately decided to break into the mainstream music scene. It took, I think, three days after our graduation to find work here at ShowBiz. The one thing we're on the fence about is having to wear our old high school uniforms. I mean, don't get me wrong, it'll be nice to have a nice, consistent appearance across the whole band, and Mio's just glad Ms. Sawako is still back at ol' Sakura High and not working in ShowBiz's wardrobe department. But...I can't help but feel the uniforms make us look too young, you know? People will think we're still in high school, they won't know the chronological place, that kinda stuff.
* Helen: What can we expect from the stage setup?
* Mugi: Basically the same as in the Lower 48, except the girls and I will be on Center Stage in a reproduction of the Light Music Club room we're currently standing in. The side stages will be the exact same, meaning Smitty's Super Service Station and...whatever Rolfe and Earl's stage is supposed to be will still be around. A club, maybe?
* Helen: Alright. And I've heard that there will be a new bakery for the Japanese ShowBiz locations, and that you're in charge. Y'know, like how Jasper runs a bakery over at CEC.
* Mugi: That's right, Mugi's Bakery! All the fresh-baked goods you could ever want, at low, low prices! All made using old Kotobuki family recipes! Recipes that are so closely-guarded with state-of-the-art methods, people have been killed trying to steal them.
* Helen: Uh...okay. Sounds like a rip-snortin' good time. Back to you, Chuck E. and Crusty.
* Ritsu (o/s): Did you REALLY just say rip-snortin' good time UNIRONICALLY?!
* (Cut back to Chuck E., with the graphic "TBA")
*Chuck E.: Now our last story. TBA.
=== Intermission 4 ===
* (An eight-minute countdown plays, accompanied by "TBA", then "TBA", and "TBA")
=== Segment 4 ===
* Chuck E.: TBA
=== Intermission 5 ===
== Trivia ==
* Helen's line "Sounds like a rip-snortin' good time" is a reference to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "No Weenies Allowed".
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