Kumi

IMPORTANT: All incidents started due to Kumi are to be added to this page as to avoid adding a lot of unnecessary clutter to the wiki. This page is now in the incidents category to reflect this change going forward. - Administrator
Kumi first appeared within The Zoo on September 13, 2023, and has appointed herself as the leader of the evil babies, although she sucks at being a leader. She hates everyone, and her reasons for still being here are unknown. Signs of depression have been sighted in this user so make sure to proceed with caution.
== History ==
Kumi is a regular member in the #general chat that is known to start mass spamming various lines of text and images to the point it has been decided that such incidents should be documented.
While not the first instance of such behavior, her spamming of the image "Pills Here" lasted longer than other sessions, and thus we'll start documenting further incidents from this point onward.
=== Spamming Sessions ===
On the 17th of October, 2023, Kumi began to spam an image of "Pills Here" from The Binding of Isaac within the #general chat over the course of approximately 23 minutes even after she had been denied permission to spam there.
On the 20th of October, 2023, Kumi uploaded the Travis Scott Burger copypasta in the #general chat which for a whole 5 minutes before seemingly being forced to stop. She would go on to post the same copypasta once every day for an entire week which didn't really qualify as spam.
On the 30th of October, 2023, Kumi started two spamming incidents a few hours apart from each other in the #general chat. The first was a purposeful misspelling of Crush 40's "I AM... ALL OF ME" which was written as "I AM AT ALDI". This went on for about 5 minutes before people moved on to other topics. The second incident went on for much longer, capping out at an astonishing 25 minutes, and involved the chat spamming "COOK THE RICE" and various other interpretations of the line. The mods told the chat to stop spamming, but when asking for permission to continue, Arkontas instructed chat to uncook it, and so chat started spamming "UNCOOK THE RICE" much to other's dismay. 
*During the "COOK THE RICE" Incident, Mr Baest engaged in the spamming in an attempt to start grinding out experience in #amari so as to obtain the Bulbear King Manager role. However, there is a cooldown period of 8-seconds between when a member can gain experience through messaging in chat that they were unaware of, so it was mostly a futile endeavor on their part. Notable members of the spamming sessions were averagejoe51423, Cereal Guy and FumblingCrumbug, although these three are notorious for participating in all spam sessions in the #general chat when online. 
*According to a recipe from recipetineats.com, it takes roughly 23 minutes to prepare and finish cooking basmati rice, meaning that the spam lasted just long enough to succeed in cooking the rice. 
On the 31st of October, 2023, Kumi started two small spamming sessions, the first being "Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat" which was thematically fitting, albeit short-lived with not much chat involvement. The second session began when she remixed an image in chat to include the emote :1stevenugget:, which members of the #general chat started spamming until the mods eventually requested an end to the spam. 
On the 17th of November, Kumi started a spam of "GAIN MORE WITH BUTTER FINGER WITH EACH BITE OF THAT CRISPY BUTTERY PEANUTY BAR IS A CHANCE TO WIN THE FF7 REBIRTH BUNDLE LEARN MORE AT BUTTER FINGER.COM" which was based off of a real advertisement and was planned on the previous night. While the spam started out small, members commenting on the spam would cause others to start spamming more, which eventually lead into a full 10 minutes of spam before it stopped. It was thought that the spam was over at this point, but two minutes later the spam gained a resurgence and went on for another 20 minutes, resulting in a new record of 30 total minutes of spam. Arkontas congratulated the achievement, although it was most definitely satirical. 
On the 20th of November, Kumi planned out a spamming session of "Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng" which are the lyrics to the infamous song that plays in the Hong Kong 97 video game. However, the spam occurred at a time that triggered other spams to start up as well such as an image of "Bart Simpson" alongside a wall of text stating "I LOVE WALMART ‼" which went on for well over 10 minutes before things calmed down. The spam was considered a failure due to the competing spams flooding it out. 
On the 10th of December, a fanmade prequal to Undertale called "Undertale Yellow" released, and with it came the usual memes from the fanbase. Kumi would come across a GIF of a green-colored Sans from an unrelated game, and thus spam of "GREEN SANS" along with GIFs of the character would begin. Before the spam started dying down, Neeklmamp would begin posting images of Yellow, Red, Orange and Blue Sans which refueled the spam to continue for 25 minutes. 
=== Other Incidents ===
Other than spamming, Kumi is known for causing chaos in other ways, such as their attempts at griefing The Zoo wiki, specifically Mr Baest's page. She added quite a few things to their page that was shouldn't be posted anywhere, and so we'll skip the details on this one.
== Gallery ==
File:Ea8b7e33b1014d3a8d244163cbd813ba.jpg|Kumi's previous pfp
== Trivia ==
* Kumi despises Mr Baest.
* once called real life octavia.
* Is most likely insane.
* She likes the mushy butter rice purchasable at ALDI Walmart.
* Kumi has a weird obsession for sharks and anthro sharks.
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