Episode 295 - The Nuclear Naked

== Episode Description ==
In which this episode may or may not be a temporal aberration; Gambit is bad at marketing; Jubilee’s sixth birthday was probably worse than yours; Earth-295’s chronology doesn’t make that much more sense than 616’s; Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau wears this timeline well; Rictor makes a terrible Javert; Jubilee has no time for your makeouts; superheroes are basically preschoolers; there is only one Jahf; babies are bad at stealing; and Apocalypse is not a tactician.
==X-Plained==
* How Magneto got his own country
* A numerical convergence
* Earth-295
* -4
* X-Ternals
* The human resistance
* The Temple of Human Redress
* A terrible way to celebrate your birthday
* Lila Cheney of Earth-295
* The Nuclear Naked
* Super Doctor Astronaut (mermaid) Peter Corbeau of Earth-295
* Julio Richter (Earth-295)
* Mudir
* Homage
* Cross-timeline vocabulary
* Cosmic peril
* The state of the Shi’ar Empire in Earth-295
* The Starjammers of Earth-295
* Varyingly versatile energy absorption
* Jahf
* An exchange
* Some fancy sewers
* Guido Carosella’s devil’s bargains
* Earth-295… IN SPACE
* The nominal justification for Apocalypse’s society
* Which Apocalypse is currently running around Earth-616
== Listener Questions ==
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