Jason Aldean

Jason Aldean (悪魔) is a widely popular cunt-ry singer from the land of Hell. He is known to be a spawn of Satan, and has admitted it many, many times in interviews.He has many songs that Kalciium was forced to listen to and memorize by heart due to his sinners blasting it constantly, and many of them are about the same 3 things: Living in the middle of nowhere, (Which fucking sucks, by the way) tailgating, and forcing some lady to love them for god knows what reason. 
Ronald McDonald and Burger King love to dress each-other up as Jason Aldean, though Aldean does not know this information, as they never told him. He is friends with the two, however. They go way back.
He is the step-son of Kernel Sanders, and yes I know it's spelled Colonel fuck you, who had adopted him after Satan disowned him due to not wanting anyone to know he was a demon. However, Kernel Sanders died shortly after he adopted the country singer demon, so Aldean had to go back to Hell to reunite with his real father. 
Facts about this fucker include:
* He loves McDonald's
* He has a Roblox account, named XxBloodyXCowboyxX. The account has existed for a couple of years now, and he plays on it daily.
* He thinks he's better than you
* Some think he's part clown, though this is false. He's 100% demon.
* His favorite anime is Junjou Romantica, a shitty yaoi anime created by god knows who.
* He is a clownfucker. Not very many people seem to know this, though.
He is a very dangerous individual, and will sprint towards you on all fours and screech the lyrics of his songs if he encounters you. Avoid him at all costs, and bring a weapon with you everywhere you go in case you see him. He is mostly found in McDonald's buildings, especially abandoned ones, and strip clubs. Some say they have even found him at Hot Topic before, though this cannot be confirmed.