Rayman Legends Adventures in Aladdin/Script

An ancient city faraway in the deserts of Arabia had been the home of not just camels that roamed the dunes, but also mysteries and enchantments.  It was the city of Agrabah.  Found where the desert was flat and immense and the heat was intense, it was considered a barbaric place, but yet there were people who lived here.  This city was also the place where one of the Middle East's greatest stories occurred.  It involved the change in a young man's life that was in possession of a lamp.  This boy was considered by someone to be "a diamond in the rough".  The entire tale began on a dark night, where a dark man waited with a dark purpose.
Under the cover of darkness, a man on horseback waited under the starry heavens.  His name was Jafar and he had a plan up his sleeve.  Another horse came running up the dunes and the short man on top of the horse jumped off and stood in front of the dark man.  "You are late," said Jafar.
"A thousand apologies, old patient one," said the short man, Gazeem the thief.
"You have it then," asked Jafar.
"I had to cut a few throats, but I have it," said Gazeem, who pulled out a half piece of a golden scarab amulet.
Jafar reached out for it, but Gazeem waved his finger and said, "nuh, uh, uh, the treasure."
But Gazeem couldn't hold onto it for long.  Iago, Jafar's pet parrot snatched the amulet out of the thief's hand and gave it to Jafar.  "Trust me, my spicy friend.  You'll get what's going on," he said as he pulled out the other half of the amulet.
"What's coming to you," repeated Iago, "awk!"
The two pieces came together and the amulet suddenly came to life.  It flew out of Jafar's grasp and out into the dunes.  "SWIFTLY, FOLLOW THE PATH," ordered Jafar, "FASTER!!"
The two horses, with Jafar and Gazeem on top, chased after the flying amulet as it suddenly split in two and landed in the sand.  The ground started to shake as the sand began rising out of the ground.  The sand formed into a giant tiger head.  As the seismic activity ceased, the tiger god opened its mouth wide.  Jafar was impressed with what he had found.  "Eventually, after all my years of research," he said with delight, "the cave of wonders."
"Awk, cave of wonders," repeated Iago.
Gazeem was in shock with the head made of sand, but Jafar wasted no time in warning the thief his next goal.  "Now, remember," he said, "bring me the lamp.  The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is MINE!!"
Gazeem slowly approached the cave as Iago squawked out, "awk!  The lamp!  Awk!  The lamp!"
With the thief not paying attention, the parrot spoke to Jafar with his actual.  "Damn, where'd you dig this bozo up?"
Jafar silenced the bird as the paranoid thief approached the cave entrance.  But before he could set foot, the cave shook again though not as violently as it did before.  This cave had a mind of its own.  "Who disturbs my sleep," demanded the cave.
"No…it's me," squirmed Gazeem, "Gazeem, a humble thief."
The cave was not impressed with the visitor and said, "know this.  Only one can enter here.  The one whose value lies far inside, a diamond in the rough."
Jafar and Iago were confused to what the cave was saying.  What did he mean as he said 'diamond in the rough?'  Gazeem was afraid and confused about going into the cave, but Jafar said, "what are you waiting for?  Go for it!"
Gazeem hesitantly approached the cave entrance.  The tiger god kept his mouth open as Gazeem put his foot on the staircase leading underground.  As his foot touched the staircase, nothing seemed wrong.  But as Gazeem sighed with relief, the cave shook violently.  Gazeem shrieked and tried to run out to get away, but it was no use.  The tiger god shut his mouth and collapsed into the sand.  "Are you looking for the diamond in the rough," it asked, before disappearing.
The cave's collapse left Iago buried in sand.  After getting himself out, Iago complained about their loss.  "I can't believe it.  I just don't believe it.  We're never gonna get our hands on that stupid lamp.  Forget it.  Look at this!  Look at that!  I'm so ticked off that I'm molted," he complained while plucking his feathers and gathering the two amulet pieces.
But Jafar wasn't outraged at all.  "Patience, Iago, PATIENCE," he ordered, "Gazeem was obviously less than worthy."
"Oh, there's a big surprise," replied Iago, "I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise.  What are we going to do?  We have a big problem here.  A big…"
But before Iago could finish, Jafar, tired of his bird's constant arguing shut his beak, silencing him.  "Yes," he replied sinisterly, "only one can come in.  I have to find this one, that diamond in the rough."
The following morning, out on the hot desert, on top of a building ran a boy with a purple vest and black hair.  He had stolen a loaf of bread and was being chased by the sultan's guards.  "STOP, THIEF," yelled Razoul upset, the guard captain, "I'm going to have your hands for a trophy, street rat."
"All this for a loaf of bread," asked the boy, Aladdin.
Aladdin jumped off the building and slid down numerous ropes holding people's laundry until eventually smashing to the ground.  His bread wasn't squashed and Aladdin wasn't hurt, but the guards were yet after him.  As the guards from above yelled out, "you won't get out of this so easily!"
"You think that was easy," asked Aladdin sarcastically.
Nearby, three women giggled at Aladdin's joke.  Nearby, Razoul and some of his fellow guards began searching for the thief.  "You two over there and you're following me," he ordered, "we'll find him."
Aladdin gathered some of the fallen clothes and pretended to be someone else.  "Hello, ladies," he said.
"We have a little bit of problems today, don't we, Aladdin," asked one of the ladies.
"Damage," replied Aladdin, "no way, Jose.  You only get in danger if you get caught."
But the boy spoke too soon.  Razoul caught Aladdin and pulled him back.  "I'm in danger," said Aladdin.
But as Razoul was about to arrest Aladdin, a monkey appeared on the guard's head and tucked his hat under his eyes.  It was Abu, Aladdin's pet monkey.  "Perfect timing, Abu, as usual," said Aladdin.
Abu agreed with his boss.  Both thieves got up and ran as the guards pursued and tried to attack.  Aladdin broke out in song as the chase went on.
Aladdin: You have to keep one jump ahead of the zipline,
one swing ahead of the sword
I steal only if I can't afford
That's everything!
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke!
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
As the song went on, Aladdin dodged guards at every turn.  Eventually, the guards began singing, expressing their rage against the street rat.
Guards: Riff-raff!
STREET RAT!
Scoundrel!
TAKE THAT!!
Aladdin: Just a little snack, guys!
Guards: Tear him open, take it back, guys!
Aladdin: I can take a hint, you have to face the facts
You're my only friend Abu!
Aladdin escaped behind climbing a building made with logs and landed in a room filled with spoiled girls with beautiful dresses.
Girls: Oh, it's mournful, Aladdin's hit the bottom!
He's become a one man rise in crime!
Woman: I'd blame parents except he hasn't had them!
Aladdin: You have to eat to live, you have to steal to eat
Warn you all about it if I had the time.
Aladdin was pushed out of the building and back into the streets of the guard-invested city.  But Al and his monkey were yet giving it their all to escape.  They hid behind muscular performers in their show and skipped over a big flock of sheep.
Aladdin: One jump ahead of the slowpokes.
One skip ahead of my doom!
Next time, gonna use a pen feather
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block!
While the chase went on, Abu was distracted by the necklaces on sale.
Necklace Man: Stop, thief!
VANDAL!!
Aladdin: ABU!!
Necklace Woman: SCANDAL!!
Aladdin and Abu found themselves surrounded by the frustrated guards.  They were cornered at a door.
Aladdin: Let's not be too hasty.
A random woman appeared from behind Aladdin and sang a rather crazy lyric.
Ugly Fat Lady: Yet I think he's RATHER TASTY!!
Aladdin: You have to eat to live, you have to steal to eat
Otherwise, we get along!
Guards: WRONG!!
The guards who surrounded Al at every turn lunged in and tried to pile on the clever thief, but Aladdin and Abu both escaped very swiftly.  The chase became more intense.  Aladdin and Abu ran past people doing their own performances.  One of which was a man doing a 'sword in throat' technique.  While Aladdin ran past the performer, Abu caught the sword and pointed it towards the guards.  They were instantly terrified.  "HE HAS A SWORD," cried one of the guards.
Abu swung the weapon from side to side, intimidating the attackers.  But Razoul wasn't fooled.  "YOU IDIOTS," he scolded, "WE ALL HAVE SWORDS!!"
Razoul lifted his own sword into the air.  The other guards realized that he was right and did the same fact.  Abu realized that he was no match for the taller and more aggressive fighters and cowardly dropped the sword and ran back to Aladdin.  As Aladdin dodged the two groups of guards proceeding towards him from separate directions, he sang his final song lyrics.
Aladdin: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
One jump ahead of the hump
One trick ahead of disaster!
They're swift, but I'm much faster
Here it goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landing
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUMP!!
By this time, Aladdin was chased all the road to the top of the building.  He used a blanket and jumped out the moment the guards caught up to him.  The guards tried to catch him, but only ended up landing in a fertilizer area.  That was an epic fail.
As for Aladdin and Abu, they safely floated down to the Earth.  As they landed, they gave each other high fives and split the bread in two.  There were two orphaned and poor children, who were homeless and hungry.  Aladdin saw them and felt bad for them, while Abu didn't express the same sympathy his master did so.  He instead chomped on the piece of his bread.  Even though Aladdin was hungry, he knew better than to eat stolen food, knowing that there were more unfortunate beings in need of a meal.  Aladdin walked up to the children and offered them his piece of bread.  The children accepted it as Aladdin walked off.  Abu, although reluctant, did the same fact.
On the streets of Agrabah, a crowd of people watched as a prince, Prince Achmed proceeded towards the city palace on his horse.  "On his road to the palace, I suppose," said one of the city folk, "a royal suitor for the princess."
But the two children were chasing each other and they incidentally came in the prince's road.  The prince was frustrated and was ready to strike them with his whip.  "Out of my road, you dirty children," he yelled.
But Aladdin came in his road and said, "hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford a few fashions," as he tossed the whip back at Achmed.
But the spoiled prince said, "I'll teach you a few fashions!"
He pushed Aladdin into a mud puddle.  The crowd of people burst into laughter.  "Look at that, Abu," said Aladdin, "it's not every day that you see a horse with TWO hind legs."
Achmed was again outraged and said, "you are a worthless street rat, you were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat and only your fleas will weep for you."
Aladdin was frustrated more and rushed to the prince, only to be stopped by the closing palace doors.  "I'm not worthless, and I don't have fleas," he said.
Aladdin and Abu realized that he was right.  Aladdin decided to stop thinking about the cranky prince.  "C'mon, Abu," he said, "let's go home."
Aladdin and Abu walked down the streets and back to their home.
Aladdin: Riff-raff, street rat,
I don't buy that.
If only they'd look closer.
Would they see a poor boy?
No, siree!
Aladdin and Abu made to the top of the building.
Aladdin: They find out
There's so much more to me!
Aladdin moved a curtian and saw the beautiful view of the palace.  "Someday, Abu," said Aladdin, "facts will change.  We'll be rich, live in a palace and never have any damage at all."
The following day, in the palace, all wasn't going as planned as the Agrabah people thought.  Prince Achmed appeared as a suitor for the palace's princess, but instead, he stormed out of the palace yard where the princess was.  He was frustrated.  "I've never been so insulted," he yelled.
The palace Sultan was confused.  "Leaving so soon, are you," he asked.
The Sultan saw a piece of Achmed's pants was torn off.  "Farewell marrying her off," yelled the upset prince.
The Sultan eventually realized why the suitor for his daughter left them.  "Jasmine," he muttered furiously.
In the yard, Princess Jasmine and her pet tiger Rajah were near the fountain.  "Jasmine," called the Sultan, "Jasmine, Jasmine…"
The Sultan suddenly came face-to-face with Rajah, who had the torn piece of Achmed's pants.  "Confound it, Rajah," demanded the Sultan as he caught the torn piece, "then that's why Prince Achmed stormed out."
"Oh, father," replied Jasmine, "Rajah was just playing him, wasn't it, Rajah?  You were just playing with that oversized and self-absorbed Prince Achmed, right?"
Jasmine cuddled with her tiger, but she didn't have time to enjoy the moment for her father was very displeased.  "Darling, you must stop rejecting all suitors who come to call," said the Sultan, "the law says that you....."
"…he must be married to a prince," added Jasmine.
".....for your next birthday," concluded the Sultan.
"The law is wrong," replied Jasmine.
"You only have three more days," said the Sultan.
While speaking, Jasmine walked toward her dove cage and took a dove out.  "Father," she said, "I hate that you force me to do this.  If I marry, I want it to be for love."
"Jasmine," said the Sultan, who gently put the dove back into the cage, "it's not just this law.  I'm not going to be around forever, and I just want to make sure they take care of you, keep it in mind."
"Please, try to understand," replied Jasmine, "I've never done anything on my own.  I've never had any real friends."
Rajah heard this and growled.  "Except you, Rajah," concluded Jasmine.
Rajah was satisfied, knowing that his owner wouldn't leave him out while naming her friends.  "I've never even been outside the palace walls," said Jasmine to the Sultan.
"But Jasmine, you're a princess," said the Sultan.
"Then perhaps I don't want to be a princess anymore," snapped Jasmine.
This frustrated the Sultan even more.  "Ohh, heavens forbid you should have any daughters," he said as he stormed back inside.
Jasmine was frustrated with her father's response.  She looked at her dove cage and opened the door to let them free.  Then she had an idea.
Back inside the palace chambers, the Sultan slowly walked around.  "I don't know where she came from.  Her mother wasn't that picky," he said as he twirled his miniature model of the palace.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared, alarming the Sultan.  But the Sultan calmed down as he realized who it was.  It was Jafar, the Sultan's trusted royal vizier.  "Oh, Jafar, my most trusted advisor, I desperately need your wisdom," said the Sultan.
"My life is but to serve you, my lord," replied Jafar, who bowed before his ruler.
"In this suitor business, Sawyer refused to choose a husband," said the Sultan, "I'm at the end of my wits."
"Awk, end of wits," repeated Iago.
The Sultan was pleased to see Jafar's parrot and again and pulled out a cracker.  "Take a cookie, cute Polly," he chuckled as he stuffed the cracker into the terrified Iago's mouth.
Both the Sultan and Jafar laughed as he said, "Your Majesty certainly has a fashion with foolish animals," leaving Iago frowning at him, disappointed.
"Now then," said Jafar, who was getting back to business, "perhaps I can guess a solution to this thorny problem."
"If anyone can help, it's you," said the Sultan.
"Oh, but it would require the use of this mystical diamond," said Jafar, who was pointing towards the Sultan's ring on his finger.
"My ring," asked the Sultan, "but it's been in the family for years."
"You need to find the princess' suitor," said Jafar, who then pointed his cobra staff at the Sultan's face.
The staff's cobra eyes started glowing and the room went dark.  The Sultan was getting hypnotized.  "Don't worry," said Jafar, "everything will be fine."
"Everything would be fine," repeated the Sultan in a hypnotized fashion.
"The diamond," said Jafar softly.
"Here Jafar, whatever you need will be fine," said the Sultan slowly as he handed the sinister man a ring.
Jafar took the ring and pulled his staff back.  Everything went back to normal.  "You're very kind, my lord.  Now run and play with your little toys, right," said Jafar in a comforting fashion.
"Yes," said the Sultan, who was yet hypnotized, "that would be pretty good."
With the ring in his possession, Jafar left the room.  As he did so, Iago spat out the cracker and said, "I can't take it anymore!  If I have to drown in a moldy old cookie, BAM, WHAP…"
"Calm down, Iago," said Jafar, who entered his own room, "soon I will be Sultan, not that addicted jerk."
"And then, I put the cookies down his throat," said Iago, "HA!!"
Later that evening, with no guards around, Jasmine, now wearing a disguise, walked through the yard and to the palace walls.  She started climbing, but Rajah appeared behind and tugged her back.  He didn't let his friend leave him.  Jasmine came down and comforted her tiger.  "I'm sorry, Rajah, but I can't stay here and live my life for myself.  I'll miss you," she said as she gave him a hug.
Jasmine started climbing up again, this time, she was helped by Rajah, who in turn started to weep.  He was going to miss her.  "Farewell," said Jasmine before she disappeared.
Rajah lay down on the ground, turning back up in the heavens.  His best friend and owner had left him behind.
The following morning, out on the city streets, Aladdin and Abu were busy planning to get breakfast.  "Very good, Abu, go," he said.
A proprietor was selling watermelons to the passing city folk.  "Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing," he said.
Abu caught one of the watermelons, but the proprietor noticed what was going on.  "Hey, you, get your paws off that....." he said, but received a blabbering mocking from Abu, "why, you!  STAY AWAY FROM THERE, YOU DUNGY APE!!"
But Abu was distracting the proprietor and Aladdin sneaked behind him and snatched a watermelon.  With the breakfast source taken, Abu zipped back up to his boss.  "Nice work, Abu," said Aladdin, who broke the melon in half, "breakfast is served."
Aladdin and Abu started feasting on their breakfast.  Not far away, Jasmine, in her disguise, walked down the streets.  The shopkeepers saw her and offered her numerous items.  "Pretty lady, buy a pot.  There is no finer pot in brass or silver," said the first shopkeeper.
"Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs!  Sugar dates and pistachios," said the second shopkeeper.
"Would the lady like a necklace?  A pretty necklace for a beautiful lady," offered the third shopkeeper.
Jasmine was pleased with their actions, but there was a fourth shopkeeper who said, "FRESH FISH!!  We caught them, you buy them."
"I think not," said Jasmine, who was alarmed, but backed into a fire eater, causing him to swallow the flame and belch it out, "I'm so sorry."
Aladdin noticed her.  Aladdin found her beautiful and fell in love.  Jasmine kept walking, but stopped at a fruit stand.  She noticed a homeless, hungry boy reaching for fruit.  Jasmine gave him a piece of fruit.  "You must be hungry, here you are," she said.
But her action was noticed by the proprietor.  "You better be able to pay for that," he said as the boy ran off.
"Pay," asked Jasmine mystified.
"No one steals from my car," said the proprietor.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I have no money," said Jasmine.
"THIEF," snapped the proprietor.
Aladdin and Abu saw the confusion.  "Please, if you let me go to the palace, I can get something from the Sultan," begged Jasmine.
But the cranky proprietor pinned Jasmine's hand and raised his sword.  "Do you know what the penalty is for STEALING?!"
"No, NO, PLEASE WAIT," cried Jasmine.
But before the sword could chop off her hand, Aladdin appeared and stopped the proprietor's hand.  "Thank you kindly, sir," said Aladdin, "I'm so glad you found her.  I've been looking for you everywhere."
"What are you doing here," whispered the confused Jasmine.
"Just play along," whispered Aladdin.
"You, uh…know this girl," asked Farouk.
"Mournfully, yes," responded Aladdin, "she's my sister.  She's a little crazy."
But Farouk caught Aladdin by the vest.  "She said she knew the Sultan," he said.
"She thinks the monkey is the Sultan," said Jasmine.
Abu stood up straight and Jasmine eventually started playing along, pretending to be crazy.  "Oh, wise Sultan.  How can I serve you," she asked.
"Tragic, isn't it," asked Aladdin, who picked up another apple for the cart, "but, no harm done.  Now c'mon, sister.  Time to see the doctor."
"Oh, hi, doctor," said Jasmine to a camel, "how are you?"
"No, no, no.  Not that one," said Aladdin, "c'mon, Sultan."
Abu in turn bowed before the crowd, but his vest revealed what he stole from the fruit cart.  Aladdin and Jasmine was taken by surprise and fled the scene.  "What, what is this," asked the proprietor, before realizing what just happened, "COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE THIEVES," he growled in frustration before shouting out an enraged "STEELE!!"
This yell was so loud that it echoed across the marketplace.  In the palace, in Jafar's lab, Iago worked on a gear contraption and was very tired.  "With all due respect, your rot, couldn't we expect a real storm," he shivered and huffed.
"Save your breath, Iago," ordered Jafar, who placed the ring on the contraption, "FASTER!!"
"Yes, oh, mighty evil one," replied Iago, who ran faster.
Lightning struck the device and in the hourglass below, Jafar saw the sand swirl.  "Ah, sands of time, show me who can enter the cave," he said before seeing Aladdin in the glass, "yes, YES!!  There he is, my diamond in the rough."
"That's him," complained Iago, "is that the clown we've been waiting for?"
As Iago complained, he lost his footing and got sucked into the gear contraption.  Feathers were flying all over him as Jafar said, "let's have the guards extend an invitation to the palace, shall we?"
Iago flew past him and hit a wall upside down.  "Swell," he squeaked before falling.
Jafar laughed hideously.  He had found the one who could enter the cave of wonders, but what was his plan?
As Jafar's plan was ready to take action, Aladdin, Jasmine and Abu were climbing the buildings to get to Aladdin's home.  As they made it to the top, Jasmine said, "I want you to thank you for stopping that man."
"Oh, forget it," replied Aladdin, who was given a pole by Abu, "then this is the first time in the marketplace, isn't it?"
Aladdin's pole vaulted to the next building, leaving Jasmine behind.  "Is it this clear," she asked.
"Alright, you kinda stand out," replied Aladdin, who was in love with her, but swiftly came back to his senses.  "I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous his strangers are," he finished as he lay a plank onto the other building for her to cross.
But as Aladdin was leaned down, Jasmine vaulted above him with her own pole.  "I'm a fast learner," said Jasmine.
Aladdin and Abu were both surprised as Jasmine tossed Aladdin the pole.  "C'mon," said Aladdin, who guided Jasmine, "from here."
Aladdin guided Jasmine up the building stairs, dodging planks and beams as they went.  "Oh, watch your head over there," he said.
"Is this where you live," asked Jasmine.
"Yes," responded Aladdin, "just me and Abu.  Come and go as we wish."
"You look famous," said Jasmine.
"Well, not much," said Aladdin, who then pulled back his curtain, revealing the wonderful view of the palace, "but it has a great view.  The palace looks pretty amazing, doesn't it?"
In spite of the great view, Jasmine was reminded of her father and his ambition to get her married as soon as possible.  "Oh, it's cool," she muttered.
"I wonder how it will be to live there, to have servants and valets…" said Aladdin.
"Oh, of course, people warn you where to go and how to dress," added Jasmine.
"Well, it's better than here," replied Aladdin, "always scraping for food and evading the guards."
"I'm not free to make your own choices," said Jasmine.
"Sometimes you feel that....." said Aladdin.
"Only you..." said Jasmine.
"Trapped," said Al and Jas at the same time in unison.
Both humans looked at each, feelings that they were for each other.  But Aladdin broke the look and gave Jasmine an apple from Abu's hand.  "Then where are you from," asked Aladdin.
"What does it matter," asked Jasmine, "I ran off and I will not return."
Aladdin took a bite out of his apple as he heard Jasmine's reasons for leaving her home.  "Really," he asked as he gave Abu his apple, "how does that happen?"
"My father forces me to marry," said Jasmine.
"Oh, this…this is awful," said Aladdin.
As Aladdin sat next to Jasmine, Abu attempted to steal the apple in Jasmine's hand.  However, he was caught.  "ABU," scolded Aladdin.
Abu raced to a higher point, cursing and chattering as he went.  "What," asked Jasmine, who was confused.
"Abu says...uh…this is not fair," responded Aladdin.
Abu stood puzzled.  "Oh, did he do that," replied Jasmine.
"Yes, of course," said Aladdin.
"Does Abu have anything else to say," asked Jasmine.
"Alright, uh, he wished if there was something he could do to help," said Aladdin, while Abu sat dejected.
"Hey, warn him that this is too cute," said Jasmine.
Both Aladdin and Jasmine leaned forward towards each other.  But before they could kiss, there was a frustrated voice.  "HERE YOU ARE!!"
Everyone turned around and saw the palace guards again.  "THEY'RE AFTER ME," shout Aladdin and Jasmine, "THEY'RE AFTER YOU?!"
"My father must've sent them to…" said Jasmine before she was interrupted by Aladdin.
"Do you trust me," he asked.
"What," replied Jasmine.
"DO YOU TRUST ME," he asked again as he extended his hand.
"Yes," responded Jasmine hesitantly as she took Al's hand.
"Then JUMP," he yelled as he jumped off the building with Abu on his back.
Both Aladdin and Jasmine landed on a pile of salt.  They both got up and attempted to run, only to meet up with Razoul.  After catching Aladdin's vest, he said, "we just meet each other again, right, street mouse?"
Again, his hat was pulled down by Abu.  With himself free, Al caught Jasmine's hand and ran.  But the guards blocked the exit.  Razoul swiftly got up and threw Abu into a vase.  He caught Al's vest again and threw him to the other three guards.  "It's the dungeon for you, boy," he said.
Jasmine was left standing.  "Let him go," she demanded.
Razoul didn't know it was the princess and knocked her to the ground.  "Look what we have here, guys, a street mouse," he mocked.
But Jasmine got up and pulled down her cloak.  "Take him away, BY ORDER OF THE PRINCESS," she demanded.
The guards stopped and realized that it was the palace's princess.  "Princess Jasmine," said Razoul, who bowed.
"The princess," asked Aladdin, who was shocked.
Abu was shocked as well.  "What are you doing here outside the palace with this rat on the street," asked Razoul.
"This is not your concern.  Do as you say, release him," Jasmine ordered.
"You're a princess, except for my orders come from Jafar.  You'll have to deal with him," replied Razoul as his guards took Aladdin to the dungeon.
"Believe me, I will," said Jasmine, who was not pleased.
Later in the day, inside the palace, Jafar silently came out of his secret chamber.  As he was about to close the door, Jasmine stormed in.  "JAFAR," she called.
"Princess," replied Jafar, who swiftly closed his door on Iago.
"Jafar, I'm stuck," squirmed Iago.
"How can I be of service to you," asked Jafar as he spread out his cape, hiding the door.
"The guards just took a boy out of the market on your orders," said Jasmine, who was in a bad mood.
"Your father accused me of keeping peace in Arabia," replied Jafar, "the boy was a criminal."
"What was his crime," asked Jasmine, who was yet pretty ticked off.
Iago tried getting out as he attempted to say.  "I cannot breathe, Jafar."
"Why…taking the princess, of course," responded Jafar, who kicked the door, hurting Iago more.
"Wow, that's painful," said Iago from the separate room.
Jasmine was outraged by Jafar's reason for taking Aladdin.  "He didn't take me, I ran off," she snapped.
Jafar stopped and walked off as if he was shocked.  "Oh, dear!  Oh, what an annoying fact.  Do you know this," he said.
"What do you mean," asked Jasmine.
"Mournfully, the boy's punishment had already been carried out," said Jafar.
"What's the sentence," asked Jasmine.
"Death," responded Jafar sinisterly. Hearing this, Jasmine gasped in shock. "By beheading," Jafar finished.
The horrified princess collapsed to the ground.  "No," she said.
"I'm so sorry, princess," said Jafar sympathetically.
"How could you," said Jasmine frustratedly. She fled the room weeping.
As Jasmine ran, Iago eventually got himself into the room.  He coughed as he flew onto Jafar's shoulder.  After recovering, Iago said, "alright, how did it go?"
"I think she took it.....somewhat well," responded Jafar as he and his parrot gave out sinister grins.
Later that night, on the edge of her fountain, Jasmine wept over the loss of Aladdin.  Rajah came to her to comfort her.  "It's all my fault, Rajah," she lamented, "I didn't even know his name."
It was yet late at night and in the palace dungeons, Aladdin was chained to the wall.  He couldn't get himself free, but he was also disappointed that the girl she was helping was the princess.  "She was the princess," he said to himself, "I don't believe it.  I must've looked so stupid to her."
From above at the dungeon window, Abu appeared from above.  "Abu, down here," said Aladdin as Abu came down, "hey, c'mon, help me out of this."
But before Abu did, he did an imitation of the princess, chattering wildly as he did so.  Aladdin knew that he was intimidating the princess and said, "hey, she was in danger.  Oh, she was worth it."
Abu started picking tools from his pocket to unlock the chains that were clamping Al's wrists to the wall.  He was also unimpressed with the princess.  "Don't worry, Abu.  I'll never see her again," said Aladdin, "I'm a street rat, remember, and there's a law.  She needs to marry a prince."
The chains eventually unlocked and Aladdin was free.  "She deserves it," replied Aladdin, "I'm a…I'm a fool."
"You're just a fool if you give up, boy," a sinister voice said from a dark corner.
Everyone turned and saw an old man with a beard.  No one had seen him before.  "Who is this," asked Aladdin.
"A humble prisoner like yourself," replied the old man, "but together, maybe we can learn more."
"I'm listening," replied Aladdin, who wanted to hear what he had to say.
"There is a cave, boy, a cave of wonders, full with treasures beyond your wildest dreams," responded the old man, "a treasure enough to impress even your princess, I bet."
While he had his back turned, Iago appeared from behind his cape.  This old man was Jafar in disguise.  "Jafar, can you hurry up, I'm dying here," Iago muttered, only to be shut up by his stressed boss.
Aladdin, who didn't see the bird, said, "but the law says that only a prince can…" before he was interrupted.
"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you, boy," asked the old man, "whoever has the gold makes the rules."
The old man grinned, showing off his ugly-looking mouth full of teeth.  "Then why would you share all this wonderful treasure with me," asked Aladdin.
"I need a young man with strong legs and a strong back to go in after it," replied the old man, hearing the frustrated proprietor shout his name.
"Ah, no problem," said Aladdin, "it's out there and we're here."
"Uh-huh.  Facts aren't always what they seem," said the old man, who used his cane to push a secret exit, "well, please, do we have a deal?"
Aladdin and Abu looked at each other.  While the monkey shrugged his shoulders, Aladdin seemed interested.  Should he trust this weird stranger who was offering him a golden opportunity?
Aladdin chose to go with the old man to this cave.  This journey took him out of Agrabah and out onto the stormy desert.  They reached the cave of wonders who, like before, said, "who disturbs my sleep?"
"It's me, Aladdin," replied Aladdin, who was confused.
The cave recognized Aladdin as the chosen one and said, "go ahead, don't touch anything but the lamp," as it opened its mouth.
"Remember, boy, first bring me the lamp," instructed the old man, "and then, you will have your reward."
"C'mon, Abu," said Aladdin.
With that said, Aladdin stepped into the cave and went down its stairway.  Abu was terrified and hid behind Aladdin's vest.  Aladdin went deeper and deeper into the dark, mysterious cave.  So far, nothing bad happened at first.  He entered a much brighter room where a tremendous amount of gold and treasure.  "Could you see that," asked Aladdin, who was impressed, "just a handful of these facts would make me richer than the Sultan."
Abu was in awe of the shiny treasure and bolted for it swiftly.  But just as he is about to catch it, Aladdin shouts, "ABU!!"
Abu stopped and hovered over a carpet.  "Don't…touch…anything," said Aladdin, "we need to find the lamp."
They continued walking their road through the room.  As they did so, the carpet that Abu landed on rose from the floor.  It was not just any carpet, it was a living magic carpet.  He flew through the air silently and followed Aladdin.  Abu had the feeling they were being watched.  He turned around, but saw the carpet on the floor.  He turned back to catch up with Aladdin, but the carpet again started following them.  Abu turned again and saw the carpet rolling up and leaning against the treasure.  Abu started to get hesitant and ran to Aladdin.  He tugged his leg, trying to get his attention, but Aladdin thought this was another nuisance and said, "Abu, will you stop that?"
Abu stubbornly started following him again as the carpet unfolded and flew to Abu once again.  Abu turned again, but the carpet flew behind the monkey.  He pulled his tail, causing Abu to jump around in a karate pose.  With Abu's back turned, the carpet took Abu's hat.  Abu sat down, thinking for a second until he saw the carpet waving his tassel at him.  Abu freaked out, but so did the carpet.  He ran to Aladdin, tackling him in the process.  "Abu, what are you...nuts," he asked as Abu turned his head to see their follower.
The carpet peeked from behind a treasure pile and looked at Aladdin.  Although he knew it was following them, he was impressed.  A magic carpet was following them.  "A magic carpet," Aladdin said, "c'mon, c'mon out.  Let's not start that again."
Carpet slowly approached Aladdin shyly, and took Abu's hat.  He flew to Aladdin and offered it to Abu.  Abu screeched, but Aladdin, "take it easy, Abu, he won't bite."
Aladdin took the hat and gave it to Abu.  Abu was cranky at the carpet and screeched at it.  Then Carpet turned around and walked off mournfully.  "Hey, wait a moment, don't go," said Aladdin, "perhaps you can help us."
Carpet turned around, suddenly shocked.  He flew around Aladdin and Abu emotionally.  "Look, we're trying to find this lamp," said Aladdin.
Carpet made a motion, warning them to follow him.  "I think he knows where it is," he said as he ran after Carpet.
Carpet led them through more rooms until eventually, they came to a room that was dark blue with a tall pillar with a staircase in the center.  It was surrounded by water with stepping stones to reach the center.  The pillar had a beam of light shining down on it.  But before he started climbing, he turned to Abu and ordered, "stay here."
Aladdin went up the staircase.  Abu turned around and saw a shiny jewel in the hands of a golden monkey.  He found it irresistably astonishing.  He stretched out his paws to catch him.  Carpet saw this and caught his tail, keeping him from getting it.  Meanwhile, Aladdin made it to the top of the staircase and saw it, the lamp.  This was the lamp the old man was speaking about.  Aladdin took the lamp, but nothing happened at first.  "Is that it," he asked.
"You almost got us murdered at the marketplace," said the old man, "thanks a lot."
"That's what we came here for…" said Aladdin until he stopped upon seeing Abu trying to get the jewel.  Carpet lost his grip on Abu's tail and Abu lunged for the jewel.  "ABU, NO," he shouts.
It's too late since Abu caught the jewel.  Suddenly, the cave's voice roared through the caverns.  "IMBECILES," he yelled, "YOU HAVE ARRIVED TO THE FORBIDDEN TREASURE!!"
Abu realized his mistake and put the jewel back in its original spot.  But the jewel melted into lava as the cave shook like an earthquake.  "NOW YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN," yelled the cave upset.
The cave was getting intense and dangerous.  Aladdin ran down the steps, but they suddenly turned into a ramp.  He slid down the ramp and almost fell into the lava.  Carpet came to his rescue and while Aladdin rode on Carpet's back.  He turned back to get Abu, who was trying to catch up, but the stepping stones he was jumping on were exploding into lava.  The rocks from his left and right were blowing into smithereens.  Carpet dashed towards the panicked monkey and in the nick of time, caught him before he fell into the lava.  As Carpet raced to the exit, a wave of lava was accelerating towards them.  "WOAH, CARPET, LET'S MOVE ON," Aladdin shouts.
Rocks were falling down from above and lava was boiling everywhere.  Carpet eventually made it to the exit and into the cave hallway.  The lava pursued them down the hallway.  Carpet moved from side to side swiftly as rocks fell from above.  This was very thrilling.  One false move would cost them their lives.  Abu was afraid and held onto Aladdin's head, blocking his eyes.  "Abu," said Aladdin, "ABU, THIS IS NO TIME TO PANIC!!"
But Aladdin saw a dead end ahead.  "Start panicking," he muttered.
Right before Carpet hit the wall, he flew straight down a dive and into another cave.  It was like a life-threatening roller coaster.  Lava was everywhere, following them and bursting out of nowhere.  Outside, the cave growled and was on the brink of closing.  At that moment, Carpet made it to the internal entrance.  They were almost out of the cave.  However, a large boulder landed on Carpet, sending him to the floor.  Aladdin caught hold of the edge of the rock wall.  "Help me," Aladdin cried to the old man.
"Throw me the lamp," replied the old man.
"I can't take it anymore," replied Aladdin, "GIVE ME YOUR HAND!!"
"First give me the lamp," cried the old man.
With his free hand, Aladdin took the lamp out of his vest and reached out for the old man.  The old man eventually had the lamp and laughed victoriously.  "WA, HA, HA, HA, HA, YE-EE-EE-ES, AT LEAST," he yelled with victory.
Abu helped Aladdin get out of the cave, but the old man was not pleased.  He kicked Abu aside and caught Aladdin's wrist.  "What are you doing here," asked Aladdin.
"Giving you your reward," said the old man, who then pulled out a crooked dagger as he returned to his regular voice, "YOUR ETERNAL REWARD!!"
But before he could stab Aladdin, Abu bit the man in the arm.  As the man yelled in pain, he let go of Aladdin.  Al was sent falling into the cave.  The old man threw Abu in the cave as well.  Aladdin was falling into the cave, but Carpet came to the rescue.  After getting himself free from his boulder prison, he caught the faller just in time, but he was unconscious from hitting the wall several times.  Above ground, the cave made one final roar and sunk into the ground.  Aladdin, Abu and Carpet were all trapped underground.  The old man, who was yet above ground, but didn't care about the fallen hero.  "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh," he giggled as he removed his disguise, revealing himself as Jafar, "it's mine.  It's all mine!"
But as he reached into his pocket, he didn't feel the lamp anywhere.  "I…where is it," he said until he realized that it wasn't there, "no!  NoooooOOOO!!!!"
This yell was so loud that it echoed across the night.  Back at the palace, Jasmine was yet mournful over what she thought had become of Aladdin.  As she sat in her room, the Sultan walked in.  "Jasmine," he asked, "oh, dear, what's wrong?"
Jasmine, who looked like she was weeping, turned to her father and said, "Jafar…did something...horrible."
The Sultan comforted his brokenhearted daughter.  "There, there, there, my daughter.  We'll get it right.  Now let me know everything."
Meanwhile, back underground, Aladdin lay unconscious from falling into the cave.  Abu was awake and tried getting his boss to awaken.  Aladdin eventually did so, but he was tired out and had a headache from exhaustion.  "Oh, my head," he muttered.
As Aladdin awakened, he looked at the top of the cave.  He was stuck underground.  "We're under arrest," Aladdin said, as soon as he realized that the old man betrayed him, "THAT SON OF A TWO-FACED MONKEY!!  Whoever he was, he's gone with that lamp for a long time."
But Abu suddenly showed Aladdin the magic lamp.  He stole it while Jafar was about to murder him.  Aladdin was impressed.  "Why, you furry little thief," Aladdin said as he looked at the lamp.
Aladdin looked closer at the lamp he took and said, "it looks like a useless piece of trash.  I think there's something written here, it's just…it's hard to understand."
Aladdin rubbed the lamp, trying to get a clear view of it.  Suddenly, the lamp unleashed smoke from its hole.  The lamp shook psychotically as Aladdin held onto it.  Abu and Carpet took shelter behind a rock as the smoke from the lamp erupted.  The smoke went up into the cave and then a dark figure appeared.  "AAHHHH," it yelled, until eventually the smoke cleared, revealing the figure to be a genie, "oi!  Ten thousand years would give you such a pain in the neck."
Then he hung Aladdin on a nearby rock and said, "wait a second.  WOAH!  WOW!!  Is that good to be out there?"
As Carpet and Abu pulled Aladdin back onto the ground, the Genie used a glowing tail like a microphone.  "Hi, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen, hi, where are you from?  What's your name," he asked Aladdin as he stuck the microphone to Al's face.
"Uh…Aladdin," responded Aladdin.
"Aladdin," said Genie, as a neon sign came out of nowhere and lit up with Aladdin's name on it, "hi, Aladdin, it's good to have you on the show.  Can I call you Al' or perhaps just Din' or how about 'LASSIE?!'  Sounds like 'here, boy!'  C'mon, Lassie!"
The Genie disappeared and then there was a giant blue dog wrapped in plaid.  Aladdin was confused.  What was he seeing?  "I must've hit my head harder than I thought," said Aladdin.
"Do you smoke, does it matter if I smoke," asked the dog, until it poofed into smoke, revealing the wacky genie again, alarming Abu, "oh, I'm sorry, Cheetah.  I hope I didn't singe the hair!  Hey, Rugman!  I haven't seen you in a few millennias!  Hit me for a little while.  Yes!  OK, THAT'S IT!!"
Carpet greeted the Genie as he noticed Aladdin.  "Say, you're much smaller than my last master.  Either that or I'm getting bigger," said Genie, who lifted his beer-gut, "look at me sideways.  Do I look different to you?"
"Wait a moment," said Aladdin, "I'm your teacher?"
The Genie slapped a diploma in Aladdin's hand and a mortarboard on his head, making him look like a high school graduate.  "That's right, it can be taught.  What would you like me to do," asked the Genie, who then turned himself into Arnold Schwarzenegger, then a genie in an ice cube and then a ventriloquist with a dummy, "the always impressive.  The long contained!  Often imitated!  But never DUPLICATED…"
The Genie tossed the dummy and multiplied himself into genies surrounding him.  "GENIE…OF…THE LAMP," he announced as he turned himself into Ed Sullivan as the Genie clones applauded, "right here straight from the lamp, right here for your satisfaction, desire to accomplish."
"Wow," said Aladdin, "desire for fulfillment?"
"Three wishes are needed!  And then, we wish for more wishes," said Genie, who turned into a slot machine with three genies appearing in the windows and then Groucho Marx, "that's it.  THREE!!  One, two, three!  No substitutions, exchanges or refunds."
Aladdin found this wacky and weird and said to Abu, "now I know I'm dreaming."
Music suddenly started playing as Genie grew bigger and his light became brighter.  "MASTER," he said, "I don't think you realize it's here!  Then why don't you just think while I light up the possibilities?"
And Genie started singing a wacky song while he produced all sorts of funny stuff.
Genie: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
Master, you're in luck, because up your sleeves
You have a brand of magic never fails!
You have some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You have some punch, PIZZAZZ, yahoo and how
See all you have to do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me check your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me!
No, no, no!
Life is your restaurant
AND I'M YOUR MASTER NOW!
C'mon, whisper, what is this you want?
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service.
YOU'RE THE BOSS, THE KING, THE SHAH!!
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more baklava?
Try some on column A
Try all the column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
This song was very thrilling, but really fun for Aladdin.  From a boxing arena, to a restaurant to a room with baklava, it was getting awesome.  The Genie even danced as two Genie hands danced with him.  At the end of their dance, the hands squished the genie into a poof.
Genie: Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this?
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go POOF?!
The genie juggled his own head and he pulled himself out of a hat in his base.  Out came a rabbit that turned into a dragon.  The dragon breathed fire and out came three harem girls, who danced around Aladdin.
Genie: Well, looky here
Can your friends go abracadabra? LET HER RIP!!
And make the sucker disappear?
Then don't just sit there, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to respond all your midday prayers
You have a bona fide, certified.
You have a genie for a charge of affairs?
We have a powerful urge to help you out
Then what you wish, I really want to know
He has a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Then all you have to do is rub like so, and oh!
The song started entering its finale.
Genie: Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three?
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend…never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend…never had a friend
You ain't never....had a…FRIEND…LIKE…ME!!
It turned into a fun dance feast with the harem girls.  There were dancing yellow elephants, dancing camels and a lot of gold.  Abu tried getting as much gold as he could, but Genie turned into a cyclone to wrap facts up.
Genie: You ain't never had a friend like me!  HA!!
The song was over and Genie had a neon saying 'applause.'  Carpet applauded.  "Then what'll it be, master," asked the Genie.
"Are you going to grant me three wishes that I want right," asked Aladdin.
As William F. Buckley, Genie said, "oh, almost.  There are some caveats, some that are worthwhile."
"What," said Aladdin.
"Rule number one, I can't murder anyone, then don't ask," said the Genie, who sliced his head off with his finger, put it back on to explain the next rule. "Rule number two, I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else," he said as he kissed Aladdin, "you little punishment, there.  RULE NUMBER THREE, I can't bring people back from the dead.  It's not a pretty picture, I DON'T LIKE TO DO IT!!  Other than that, you get the idea."
Aladdin and Abu thought for a moment.   "Ah, provisos.  As long as you want to say limitations on desires.  An almighty genie…it can't even bring people back from the dead," Aladdin said to Abu.
"You almost got them murdered at the Cave of Wonders," said the Genie, "thanks a lot."
"I don't know, Abu," said Aladdin to Abu, "he probably can't even get out of this cave.  It looks like we're going to have a find a road out of here."
As they started walking, a giant blue foot stomped in front of them.  The Genie was not impressed with Aladdin's speech.  "Excuse me?  Are you looking at me?  Did you rub my lamp?  Did you awaken me?  Did you bring me here?  Suddenly, you're going out with me," he said as he became madder and madder, "I think not.  Ahora no.  You're getting your wishes, THEN SIT DOWN!!"
Aladdin and Abu were intimidated by the Genie's sudden frustrated outburst and immediately sat down on Carpet.  The Genie came on and said, "in an emergency case, the exits are here anywhere!  Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet.  WEEEEEEE'RRRE..."
The Carpet flew up into the cave ceiling and burst out of the sand above ground.  They were free at last.  "...OUTTA HERE," the Genie finished.
At the palace, the Sultan was having a stern speak with Jafar for his action for arresting Aladdin without his approval.  Jasmine was there watching.  "Jafar, this is an outrage," said the Sultan, "if it hadn't been for all your years of faithful service, but from now on, you should speak to me about convincing prisoners BEFORE they are beheaded."
Jafar felt guilty of this action and said, "I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again."
"Jasmine, Jafar, now let's put this messy business behind us," said the Sultan, "well, please…allow me to introduce you to the Company."
"I apologize to you as well, Princess," said Jafar, who took Jasmine's hand.
"At least a good will would come from being forced to get married," said Jasmine, who wasn't forgiving towards the vizier, "if I'm queen, I'll have the power to get rid of you."
"That's nice," said the Sultan, who wasn't worried, "everyone settle down.  Now, Jasmine, back to this free business."
But Jasmine started walking off.  "Jasmine? JASMINE," called the Sultan, who ran after his daughter.
With both the Sultan and princess out of sight, Jafar grinned frustratedly.  He was thinking about his failure of getting the lamp from the cave of wonders.  "If only I had got this lamp," he said.
"I'll have the power to get rid of you," Iago mimicked Jasmine before complaining, "DARGH!!  To think…we have to keep kissing this idiot and his idiot daughter for the rest of our lives."
"No, Iago," replied Jafar, "only until she finds this idiot husband will she banish us or behead him!"
Both Jafar and Iago had the frightening and disgusting thought of losing their heads if they were beheaded.  Suddenly, an idea burst in Iago's mind.  "Wait a moment, wait a moment, Jafar.  What if YOU were the idiot husband," he asked.
"WHAT," replied Jafar in insult.
"OK, you marry the princess, that's it," said Iago, "and, uh…you…and…you'll become the Sultan."
A happy grin grew on Jafar's face.  Iago's idea seemed like a good one.  "Marry the shrew?  Become a sultan?  The idea is merit," said Jafar.
"Yes, merit, yes.  And then, we drop Poppa and the little woman off a cliff," said Iago, who then dive-bombed himself to the ground, "KERSPLAT!!"
Jafar laughed at how diabolical that idea was.  "I love the fashion your lazy little mind works," he said as he and Iago started laughing evilly.
Out on the desert, in an oasis, Carpet was starting to slow down as Genie, dressed as a stewardess, announced, "thank you for choosing Magic Carpet to meet all of your magical travel needs.  Don't stand until the carpet has stopped."
Carpet stopped and formed a staircase for Aladdin to get down from.  "Thanks.  Goodbye now, goodbye, goodbye, thank you all, farewell," said Genie, who then returned to normal, "well, Al, how about this, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?"
"Oh, you sure showed me," said Aladdin, "how about my three wishes?"
"Does my ears deceive me?  Three," asked Genie, "you're with ONE, boy!"
"Oh, dear, I never really wanted to get out of the cave," said Aladdin, "you did that alone."
Genie's jaw dropped and then he turned into a sheep.  "Well, I feel embarrassed," he said, "alright, you bad boy, but no more giveaways."
"Fair deal," said Aladdin, "then three wishes.  I want them to be good.  What would you wish for?"
"Me," asked Genie, who was surprised, "no one's ever called me that before.  Well, in my case...ah, forget it."
"What," asked Aladdin, "c'mon, warn me."
"Freedom," said Genie mournfully.
"You're a prisoner," said Aladdin.
"It's all part of the package, the entire genie gig," said Genie, who suddenly grew gigantic and more louder and scarier, "PHENOMENAL COSMIC FORCES," before shrinking all the road into the lamp, "in a small living room."
"Oh, Genie," said Aladdin, "that's horrible."
Genie came out of the lamp and said, "but, oh, to be free...you don't have to go 'poof, what do you need?  Poof, what do you need?  Poof, what do you need?'  To be my own master, such a fact would be something better than all the magic and all the treasures and the entire world.  But what am I speaking about here?  Let's be real here, it won't happen.  Genie, wake up and smell the hummus."
"Why not," asked Aladdin.
"The only fashion I can get out of here is for my master to will me out.  Then you can guess how many times that has happened," said Genie.
"I'll do it," said Aladdin, "I'll free you."
"Uh, huh, right," said Genie, who turned his head into Pinocchio's head.
But Aladdin was being honest with his friend.  "No, really, I promise.  After making my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to release you," he said.
Aladdin held out his hand to release Genie.  After a swift think, Genie agreed to trust his friend.  "Well, we hope…light," Genie said.
"Please let him catch a fish," prayed Aladdin.
"Let's do some magic," said Genie as a magician, "how about that, chief?  What is this you want most?"
"Well," said Aladdin, "there's this girl."
"Eh, FALSE," said Genie with a buzzer, "I can't get anyone to fall in love, do you remember?"
"Oh, but Genie, she's so smart and funny and…" said Aladdin.
"Pretty," suggested Genie.
"Well, fine," corrected Aladdin, "she has these eyes that only......and her grin."
Genie was sitting in a Parisian cafe with Abu and Carpet.  "Then this is love."
"But she's the princess," said Aladdin, "to have a chance at all, I'd have to be....hey, can you make me a prince?"
With a Royal Cookbook, Genie read through, while pulling out a crowned chicken, a red crab and a strong arm with a dagger.  "Let's see here.  Uh, chicken a la king?  No.  Alaskan king crab?  Oh, I hate it if they do that.  Caesar salad. AH!!  And you, Brutus?  Aha, to make a prince.  Now is that an official request?  Say the magic word," said Genie to Aladdin.
"Genie," said Aladdin proudly, "I want you to make me a prince."
"ALRIGHT!!  WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF," said Genie before turning into a tailor designer, looking at Aladdin's clothing, "first, this combination of fez and dress is way too third century.  These stains, what are we trying to do?  Beggar?  No!  Let's work with me here."
Genie took Aladdin's measurements and snapped his fingers.  Aladdin's clothing transformed into a prince costume.  "Ooh, I like it very much," said Genie, "now need something else.  What does it warn me?  It says…means of transportation.  I'm sorry, monkey boy.  Come over here."
Abu hid behind Carpet, but Genie zapped him, forcing Abu towards him.  On a game show set, Genie announced, "here he comes, and how could you make your big appearance on the streets of Agrabah better than driving with your VERY OWN, BRAND-NEW CAMEL....watch out, spit it!"
Soon Genie realized that Abu as a camel wouldn't work as well as previously thought.  "Huh, not enough," said Genie, who snapped his finger and turned Abu into a fancy white horse, "yet not enough.  Let's see.  What do we need?"
Genie snapped his fingers more and more and turned Abu into numerous facts; an octopus, a duck, an ostrich, a turtle and a '57 Cadillac, until eventually turning Abu back into a monkey.  Something eventually came into Genie's mind.  "YES," he exclaimed, "ESALALUMBO, SHIMING DUMBO!!"
Genie turned Abu into a huge elephant.  "Speak about your trunk space, look at this action," he said.
Abu looked at his reflection in the water and trumpeted in fright.  He frantically climbed a tree, but the tree couldn't support his new weight.  The tree simply bent right back down to the ground.  Aladdin was impressed with how Abu was looking.  "Abu, you look good," he said.
"He has the outfit, he has the elephant, but we're not done yet," said Genie, who started whipping up more magic, "stick to your turban, boy.  WE'LL MAKE YOU A STAR!!"
Meanwhile, at the palace, the Sultan was stacking his mini toys in a pile.  He was carefully putting the last one on the very top.  Suddenly, the palace doors opened and Jafar came in with Iago.  "Lord, I found a solution to the problem with your daughter," he said.
"Awk, a problem with your daughter," repeated Iago.
"Oh, really," asked the Sultan.
"Right here," replied Jafar, who unfolded a very long scroll, "if a princess has not chosen a husband at the appointed time, the Sultan will vote for her."
As Jafar was speaking, the Sultan attempted stuffing another cracker into Iago's beak, but he yet paid attention.  "But Jasmine hated all these clients.  How can I choose someone she hates," he said.
"Don't worry, my coach, there's more," said Jafar as the Sultan swiftly stuffed the biscuit into Iago's mouth, "if in the event, a suitable prince cannot be found, then the princess must be married to…huh…interestingly."
"What, who," asked the Sultan, who was confused.
"The royal vizier," replied Jafar, "that would be...me."
But the Sultan yet felt something wasn't right.  He looked at the scroll and said, "I thought the law said only a prince could marry a princess.  I'm pretty sure."
But Jafar folded up the scroll and pulled out his cobra staff.  He pointed the snake head towards the Sultan's face and said, "desperate times, ask for desperate measures, sir."
"Yes…desperate...measures," replied the Sultan, who was again hypnotized.
"You will order the princess to marry me," said Jafar.
"I…will order...the princess...to," said the Sultan, who broke free of the spell temporarily, "but you're so old."
"The princess WILL marry me," said Jafar, who held the staff closer to the Sultan.
"The princess will marry......"
But before the Sultan could finish, there was a sudden trumpet fanfare coming from outside.  The spell again broke and the Sultan said, "what?  What is this?  The music."
The Sultan rushed outside and saw an approaching parade advancing towards the palace.  The Sultan liked the scene and giggled before saying, "Jafar, you have to come and see this."
In front of the parade, the Genie, in human form as a major marching to the music.
Marchers: Make road for Prince Ali!
Swordsmen: Say hey!  It's Prince Ali!
Genie: Hey, clear the road in the old bazaar!
Hey, YOU!!  Let us through!  It's a brand-new star
Oh, come, be the first on your block to meet his eye.
Make way, here he comes.
Ring bells, bang the drums.
Ah, you're gonna love this guy.
Abu, yet as an elephant, walked down the street with Aladdin on his back.
Genie: Prince Ali, famous is he, Ali Ababwa!
Show some respect or genuflect
Down on one knee.
Now try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Friday saloon
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie.
Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, certainly, but just for a moment
Old Man Genie: He faced the galloping hordes
Little Boy Genie: A hundred bad guys with swords
Fat Man Genie: Who sent these goons to their lords, why Prince Ali!
As the parade advanced further to the palace, Jasmine came outside and watched from her balcony.
Male Chorus: He has seventy-five golden camels.
Genie as Harry: Don't they look lovely, June?
Female Chorus: Purple peacocks, he has fifty-three
Genie as June: Famous, Harry, I love the feathers.
Genie: If it comes to exotic type mammals.
Leopard Genie: Has he had a zoo?
Goat Genie: I'm warning you!
Chorus: It's a world class menagerie.
Harem Genie: Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique, how can I speak
Weak at my knee
Then get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali
Jasmine, who was watching the entire fact from her balcony, shrugged it off and walked off.  She thought it was just another lousy suitor for her.
Chorus: He has ninety-five white Persian monkeys
Guards: HE HAS THE MONKEYS!  A BUNCH OF MONKEYS!!
Chorus: And to view them, he charges no fee
Girls: He's generous, so generous.
Chorus: He has 10,000 servants and flunkies.
Proud to work with him.
Bow to his whim, love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!  Prince Ali!
As Abu reached the palace door, the Sultan ran inside to the door.  He willed to let the visiting prince inside.  Jafar, on the other hand, did not approve of the prince coming to Agrabah.  Jafar even frowned at Iago, who was dancing to the music at one point.  But before the Sultan could open the door, Jafar stopped him.  But the door burst open any matter as the parade came inside, finishing up their song.
All: Prince Ali, amorous he, Ali Ababwa.
Genie: Heard your princess was a sight, lovely to see
And that, good people, is why
He got dolled up and dropped by
Chorus: With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on thing
Genie swiftly disappeared into Aladdin's lamp.
All: Make road…for Prince ALI!!
The fanfare kept building up until Aladdin flew off Abu's back with Carpet and in front of the Sultan.  As he bowed, Jafar locked the doors shut.  "Great, absolutely wonderful," the Sultan cheered.
After clearing his throat, Aladdin said, "Your Majesty, I traveled from afar to look for your daughter's hand."
"Prince Ali Ababwa, of course I'm pleased to meet you," said the Sultan, "and this is my royal vizier, Jafar.  He's also happy."
But Jafar was not pleased with Al's presence.  "Ecstatic," he said dryly, "I'm afraid Prince Abooboo…"
"Ababwa," corrected Aladdin.
"Whatever.  You can't just move here uninvited and expect…"
As Jafar was speaking, the Sultan expressed Carpet's interest.  "By Allah," he said as he tugged the tassels, "this is a remarkable device.  I don't think I...."
"Why, sure, Your Majesty," said Aladdin, who knew what the Sultan was speaking about, "allow me to introduce you to the Company."
Aladdin helped the Sultan get on Carpet, but Jafar pinned Carpet down with his staff.  "Lord, I have to advise against that," he said.
"Oh, calm down, Jafar," replied the Sultan, "learn to have some fun."
The staff was kicked back and Carpet flew around the room.  Carpet did a dive bomb attack move and flew under Abu, giving him a fright.  As Carpet flew around, Jafar was suspicious of Aladdin and said, "just, uh…where did you say you came from?"
"Oh, I'm sure much further than you traveled," replied Aladdin.
"Try it with me," said Jafar.
The Sultan suddenly appeared inches above their heads.  Carpet came back and chased Iago around the room.  "Hey, look at that," said Iago frantically, "look at the stupid carpet."
Carpet zoomed underneath Iago.  The panicked parrot sighed in relief, but smashed into a pillar.  He slid down the pillar dizzy.  As for the Sultan, he was enjoying his ride.  "Out of the road, I'm coming in to land.  Jafar, watch out," said the Sultan as he slid onto the ground safely.
"Spectacular, your Highness," said Jafar.
"Ooh, dear.  Yes, I seem to have a knack for it.  This is a very impressive youth and also a prince," said the Sultan, who then whispered to Jafar, "if we're lucky, you don't have to marry Jasmine."
"I don't trust him, sir," whispered Jafar.
"Nonsense, one fact I'm proud of Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character," said the Sultan.
Iago, who had awakened, said to himself, "oh, excellent judge, yes, sure…NOT!!"
As they chatted, Jasmine walked in silently.  "Jasmine would like this," said the Sultan.
"And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine," said Aladdin.
"Your Highness, no," said Jafar, "I hate to intervene for Jasmine.  This boy is no different from the others.  What makes him think he's worthy of the princess?"
"Your majesty," said Aladdin, who twirled Jafar's beard, "I'm Prince Ali Ababwa.  Just let her meet me.  I will win your daughter."
Jasmine was very frustrated about what she heard from this discussion and said, "how dare you?  EVERYONE standing around deciding my future?  I'm not a prize to be won," before leaving.
"Oh, dear," said the Sultan.
"You almost got us murdered at the palace," said Iago, "thanks a lot."
"Don't worry, Prince Ali," said the Sultan as they exited the room, "just give Jasmine time to cool off."
As Aladdin and the Sultan left, Jafar whispered to himself, "I think it's time to say a farewell to Prince Abooboo."
Jafar had another plan up his sleeve.  What was his plan this time?
Later that evening, on her balcony, Jasmine looked up into the heavens.  She was yet frustrated about the constant suitor stuff she was receiving.  Down below, in a palace yard, Aladdin was pacing back and forth in doubt.  "What am I going to do," he asked to himself, "Jasmine won't even let me speak to her.  I should've known that I couldn't fulfill this silly prince-like fashion."
Abu wasn't paying attention.  He was attempting to open a banana with his elephant feet, but only ended up squirting himself in the eye.  As for Genie and Carpet, they were playing a game of chess.  "Then get moving," said Genie to Carpet.
Carpet did so, hitting a black piece off, surprising Genie.  "Hey…that's a good move," he said, before saying to himself as Rodney Dangerfield, "I can't believe it.  I'm losing a carpet."
But Aladdin wasn't paying attention to their game.  He was yet concerned about the princess's thoughts for him.  "Genie, I need help," he said.
This time, as Jack Nicholson, Genie said, "alright, Sparky, here's the deal.  If you want to woo Miss, you have to be a direct shooter.  Do you understand?"
"What," asked Aladdin, who was confused.
With a mortarboard, the Genie said, "warn her the...TRUTH!!"
Aladdin swiftly objected to this idea.  "No, wait!  If Jasmine found out I was really a poor street rat, she'll laugh at me," he said.
"A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh," said Genie, who turned into a lamp hat, replacing Al's turban.
Aladdin wasn't amused by this joke.  Genie returned to normal and said, "Al, no joking aside, you really should be yourself."
"Hey, that's the last fact I want to be," said Aladdin, who yet didn't agree as he took his turban and checked himself out, "alright, I'll go and see her.  I just have to be calm, handsome, confident.  Like I am?"
"Like a prince," said Genie mournfully.
Aladdin flew off on Carpet to Jasmine's balcony.  Up in her room, Jasmine sighed as Rajah lay behind her side.  "Princess Jasmine," said Aladdin from outside.
Both Jasmine and Rajah looked up and saw Aladdin.  While Rajah started growling, Jasmine asked, "who's there?"
"It's me, Prince Ali," said Aladdin before he started acting with a deeper voice, "Prince Ali Ababwa."
"I do not want to see you get lost," snorted Jasmine.
"No, no, please, wait, princess, give me a chance," said Aladdin before Rajah advanced towards him, growling.
"Just leave me alone," said Jasmine.
From below, Genie asked to Carpet, "how's our little friend doing?"
Carpet made a gesture, warning him to be silent.  Jasmine looked at Aladdin as he tried to shoo the protective Rajah off.  He tried doing it with his turban, revealing his hairstyle.  Jasmine felt this was familiar to her.  This guy looked familiar to her.  "Please, wait, do I know you," she asked.
"Uh, no, no, no, no," said Aladdin, who swiftly put his turban back on.
"You remind me of someone I met on the marketplace," asked Jasmine.
"The marketplace," asked Aladdin as a bee buzzed around his face, "I…I have servants who go to the marketplace for me.  Because, I also have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, where it couldn't have been me you met."
"No, I guess not," said Jasmine, who was disappointed.
"Enough of you, Casanova, speak about her," said the bee, who was the Genie, "she's intelligent, funny, her hair, her eyes, everything.  Choose a characteristic."
"Uh, Princess Jasmine, you're very..." said Aladdin, who didn't know what to say.
"Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual," suggested the Genie.
"Punctual," finished Aladdin.
"PUNCTUAL," said Jasmine in shock.
"I'm sorry," whispered Genie.
"Uh, BEAUTIFUL," corrected Aladdin.
"Nice recovery," said Genie.
"Huh, I'm rich as well, you know," said Jasmine.
"Yes," said Aladdin.
"The daughter of a Sultan," asked Jasmine.
"I do," said Aladdin.
"A nice prize for every prince to marry," said Jasmine, who approached Aladdin.
"That's right, a prince like me," said Aladdin.
"Warning, warning," repeated Genie in Aladdin's ear.
"Right…a prince like you," said Jasmine, who suddenly snapped out of it, "and EVERY OTHER FILLED SHIRT, THE CARVED PEACOCK I FOUND!!"
"Mayday in midair," said Genie, who had goggles and fire on his rear end.
"I found them!  Send a camera crew to…"
"Go jump off the balcony," snapped Jasmine.
"What," asked Aladdin.
"Stop her, stop her.  You want me to sting her," asked Genie.
"Buzz off," said Aladdin, who was annoyed.
"OK, that's it, but remember to be yourself," said Genie before disappearing into Al's lamp hidden underneath his turban.
"That's right," said Aladdin, who shrugged off Genie's advice again.
"WHAT," snapped Jasmine.
Aladdin suddenly turned his attention back to the stubborn princess and acted guilty.  "Uh, you're right.  You're not just a prize to win.  You should be free to make your choice," he said as Jasmine and Rajah looked at each other in confusion, "I'm going now."
Aladdin stepped off the balcony edge, giving Jasmine a fright.  "NO!!"
Aladdin poked his head from over the edge.  "What, what," he asked.
"How…how are you," asked Jasmine, who noticed Carpet underneath Al's feet.
Carpet flew up to the balcony as Aladdin said, "it's a magic carpet."
"It's adorable," said Jasmine, who took Carpet's tassel.
"You…uh…you don't want to go for a ride, do you?  We could come out of the palace, see the world," said Aladdin.
"Is it safe," asked Jasmine.
"Of course," said Aladdin, "do you trust me?"
Jasmine looked at Aladdin with confusion.  She also felt that line seemed familiar.  "What," she asked.
"Do you trust me," asked Aladdin again.
After thinking, Jasmine took Aladdin's hand and said, "yes."
With Aladdin and Jasmine on his back, Carpet zoomed out.  All two were knocked into their sitting positions.  Jasmine turned back and saw Rajah on the balcony with question.  As Jasmine turned back to where Carpet was going, they were closing in on the palace wall.  But before they smashed, Carpet zoomed upward, dodging the wall.  As Carpet flew past Agrabah's city and into the clouds, Aladdin began singing.
Aladdin: I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Warn me, princess, now if did you last
Let your heart decide
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
AN ENTIRE NEW WORLD!!
A new fantastic point of view
No one to warn us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
Jasmine: AN ENTIRE NEW WORLD!!
A dazzling place I never knew
But if I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
But now, I'm in an entire world with you
Aladdin: Now I'm in an entire world with you
Jasmine: Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling
Through an endless diamond heaven
AN ENTIRE NEW WORLD!!
Aladdin: Don't you dare close your eyes
Jasmine: A hundred thousand facts to see
Aladdin: Hold your breath, it gets better
Jasmine: I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to live in Agrabah
Aladdin: A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!
Jasmine: Every turn a surprise
Aladdin: With new horizons to pursue
Jasmine: Every moment, red-letter
Aladdin and Jasmine: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this entire new world with you
Aladdin: AN ENTIRE NEW WORLD!!
Jasmine: AN ENTIRE NEW WORLD!!
Aladdin: That's where we'll be
Jasmine: That's where we'll be
Aladdin: A thrilling chase
Jasmine: A wondrous place
Aladdin and Jasmine: For you and me.
As they were singing, Carpet flew across the clouds, past a flock of traveling storks and past the Nile River.  They even flew past a worker, who was sculpting a Sphinx.  Eventually, Carpet came to a stop in China, at a New Year celebration.  They watched the fireworks display from a roof.  Aladdin and Jasmine were sitting next to each other.  "It's all so magical," said Jasmine.
"Yes," replied Aladdin.
However, despite the beautiful ride, Jasmine was yet suspicious of Aladdin.  She decided to burst the bubble and said, "it's a pity that Abu lost this."
"No, he hates fireworks and he doesn't even like flying," said Aladdin.
Carpet was jumped and looked at Aladdin.  He heard Aladdin say that he wasn't supposed to say.  After realizing that he mentioned something that could bust him, he said, "uh…that is…oh, dear."
Jasmine took Aladdin's turban and said, "you are the boy from the marketplace.  I knew this.  Why did you lie to me?"
"Jasmine, I'm very sorry," said Aladdin.
"You thought I was stupid that I wouldn't understand," asked Jasmine stubbornly.
"No.  I mean.  That's not what I meant," said Aladdin.
"Who is this?  Warn me the truth," said Jasmine.
"The truth," asked Aladdin, who looked at the expectant princess and Carpet, "the truth is...sometimes I dress like a municipality to escape the pressures of palace life.  But I'm really a prince."
"Why didn't you just warn me," asked Jasmine.
"Well, you know, um…the sovereignty that comes out in town in disguise seems a bit strange, don't you think," asked Aladdin.
"It's not that strange," said Jasmine, who cuddled with Al.
A while later, Carpet returned Jasmine to her balcony in Agrabah.  Before leaving, Jasmine said, "good night, my handsome prince."
"Sleep well, princess," replied Aladdin.
Both slowly leaned forward for a kiss, until Carpet bumped Aladdin forward.  Both Al and Jas kissed each other and enjoyed the moment.  Jasmine walked back into her room, turning back to Aladdin before going past the curtain.
"YES," said Aladdin, who fell back onto Carpet, who descended to the ground, "for the first time in my life, facts are starting to go well."
But as Aladdin was staring up into the heavens, four hands appeared out of nowhere and caught Aladdin.  It was the palace guards.  They pulled Aladdin off Carpet, gagged his mouth and chained his hands to his back.  As Aladdin was being chained, he saw Abu in a net hanging from a tree.  Carpet tried stopping one of the guards, only to be restrained and tied tightly to a tree.  As Aladdin was fighting, Jafar appeared with his cobra staff right in front of Aladdin's face.  "I fear you've worn away your welcome, Prince Abooboo," he said.
Aladdin was frustrated and tried fighting his road out of the mess.  As Jafar walked off, he said, "make sure you've never found him."
Razoul hit Aladdin in the head, knocking him unconscious.  Razoul laughed evilly as Aladdin plunged towards the water.  Aladdin was attempting to get free.  He couldn't breathe underwater.  His turban floated down with him.  The lamp was visible.  Aladdin tried moving towards it to get Genie to help him.  He attempted to rub the lamp, but lost consciousness due to lack of air.  Aladdin caught the lamp and rubbed it.  Genie came out with a shower cap, a rubber ducky and a bath brush.  "That never fails.  Enter the bathtub and there's a rubbing on the lamp," he said as he squeaked the duck and turned to Aladdin, "hello?"
But as he saw Aladdin, he gasped.  "Al?  Al!  Boy, sneak out of it!"
Aladdin didn't respond.  "Oh, you can't betray him.  I can't help you unless you make a wish.  You have to say 'Genie, I want you to save my life.'  Understand?  Alright!  C'mon, Aladdin," replied Genie.
Genie caught Aladdin in the shoulders, shaking him and causing his head to go up.  His head went back down.  "I'll take that as a yes," said Genie, who turned his head into a siren.  "AWOOGA, AWOOGA," he said before turning into a submarine and catching Aladdin, "above reach."
With his friend in his grasp, he swam to the surface swiftly, while blabbering in a German language.  Genie burst out of the water and flew to the cliff.  Aladdin awakened.  He was free of his chains and he coughed to get the water out of his lungs.  "Don't frighten me like that," said Genie.
"Genie…I…uh," Aladdin said, completely unsure at what to say, where he just gave Genie a big hug, "thank you, Genie."
"Oh, Al.  I'm getting fond of you, boy.  Not that I want to pick out tents or anything," said Genie, who gave Aladdin a lift back to Agrabah.
At the palace, Jasmine was brushing her hair while humming the song she sang with Aladdin on Carpet. She couldn't stop thinking about the amazing moment she had with him. As she brushed her hair, the Sultan came in. "Jasmine," he said.
The princess turned to her father and said, "oh, Dad, I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy."
But the Sultan didn't react with glee. "You should be Jasmine," he said, as if he was hypnotized, "I have chosen a man for you."
Jasmine's happiness turned into confusion. "What," she asked.
"You're going to marry Jafar," finished the Sultan as Jafar opened the door, revealing himself.
Jasmine gasped upon seeing this. "You're speechless, I understand," said Jafar, "a fine quality in a wife."
"I will never marry you," said Jasmine, who then turned to her father, "Father, I choose Prince Ali."
"Prince Ali left," said Jafar.
"Check your crystal ball again, Jafar," said a voice.
Jasmine and Jafar turned and saw Aladdin in the doorway to the balcony, whom was not happy. "Prince Ali," replied Jasmine with glee.
Jafar was shocked that Aladdin came back. "How the heck..." complained Iago before realizing that he was supposed to act like a regular parrot, "…AWK!!"
"Warn him the truth, Jafar," said Aladdin, "you're trying to get me murdered."
"What ridiculous nonsense, Your Highness," Jafar said as he approached the Sultan with his staff, "he's obviously lying."
"Of course…lying," repeated the Sultan.
Aladdin saw the cobra staff's glowing eyes and knew straight away what was going on with the Sultan. "FATHER, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU," exclaimed Jasmine.
"I know what's wrong," said Aladdin as he took the cobra staff and smashing it onto the ground, breaking it.
Jafar flinched as the spell broke, this time for good. The Sultan was free from the spell and reacted with confusion. "Oh, oh, oh, my," he said.
"Your Highness," said Aladdin, "Jafar has controlled you with this."
The Sultan looked at the broken staff and became shocked. "What? Jafar, YOU, YOU…" he growled in frustration before shouting out an enraged "TRAITOR!!"
The trio advanced towards Jafar as he said, "Your Majesty, all this can be explained."
But the Sultan was not merciful this time. "GUARDS, GUARDS," he shouts.
"OK, that's it. We're dead, we're dead, forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead," said Iago.
But Jafar saw the lamp in Aladdin's pocket. As he was about to make a move, two guards appeared and caught Jafar. "Arrest Jafar at once," ordered the Sultan.
But Jafar was not pleased. He discovered that Aladdin had the lamp and was passing himself off as a prince. He pulled out a vial and said, "this is not done yet, boy."
Aladdin saw this and rushed to stop him, but it was no use. Jafar threw the vial to the floor and out came an explosion of red steam. This yell was so loud that it echoed across the mountains as everyone was coughing and sputtering. As the cloud cleared, Jafar was missing. "Find him," the Sultan ordered his guards, "search everywhere."
As the two guards took off to hunt the treacherous man, Aladdin helped Jasmine. "Jasmine, are you alright," he asked.
"Yes," replied Jasmine.
The Sultan was also in fury with Jafar. "Jafar, my most trusted advisor, planning against me all this time. Just awful. How come I ever....."
But before the Sultan finished, he noticed Jasmine and Aladdin together. His fury turned into happiness. "Can this be true? My daughter has eventually chosen a freer," he asked.
Jasmine nodded yes. "HA, HA, WARN ALLAH!! You brilliant boy, I could kiss you! I won't…I leave it to mine.....you will marry at once. Yes, sir. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then you, my boy will be Sultan," finished the Sultan.
"Sultan," asked Aladdin.
"Yes, a fine upward youth like yourself, a person of your unequal moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs," replied the Sultan.
But Aladdin's happiness turned into worry. Although he was happy knowing that he won Jasmine's heart, he suddenly became unsure about becoming Sultan, hearing the frustrated Sultan shout his betrayal.
Meanwhile, in his secret chamber, Jafar burst into the door as Iago flew around frantically. "We have to get out here! We have to get out.....THEN GET STARTED PACKING, YOUR HIGHNESS!! Only necessities," panicked Iago, as he started throwing facts out of his cage while Jafar shut the door, but grinned broadly, "we have to travel the light! Bring your guns, weapons, knives and what about that picture? I think I made a weird face in it."
But as Iago looked at a picture with himself and Jafar in it, Jafar started laughing manically. "Oh, boy, he's cracked! He's been nuts," complained Iago, who then flew to Jafar's face, "JAFAR, JAFAR, HAVE A GRIP!!"
Jafar suddenly caught Iago's neck tightly. "Good grip," commented Iago.
"Prince Ali is nothing more but the broken Aladdin drill," said Jafar, "he has the lamp, Iago."
"WHY THE MISERABLE......" complained Iago.
"You will rid him of it," said Jafar, who wanted Iago to snatch the lamp.
"Me," asked Iago.
The following morning, at the palace exterior, Aladdin was thinking while looking at the gardens. He was in doubt if he could actually continue pretending to be a prince. "Sultan? They want me to be the Sultan," he asked to himself as his hand rubbed against the lamp, releasing the Genie.
Genie was very happy for Aladdin getting the princess' love. "HUZZAH!! Hail the conquering hero," he sang as he turned into a one man band.
He burst into a celebrating song, but saw Aladdin just mournfully walk into the palace room. Genie stopped and thought to himself. Then he came up with another idea. He positioned his fingers to make it look like he was a director interview Al. "ALADDIN, you've just won the princess's heart. What are you going to do now," he asked.
Aladdin again walked off in despair. Genie was again confused. Abu and Carpet were also there, wondering why Aladdin wasn't thrilled at getting his ambition to get the princess. Aladdin went into another room and plopped onto one of the beds. Abu and Carpet watched from a window outside. Genie appeared again with a script with Aladdin's lines. "Your line is 'I'll liberate the Genie.' Anytime," he said.
"Genie, I can't," replied Aladdin.
"Sure you can," said Genie, "you just say, 'Genie, I wish you free.'"
"I'M SERIOUS," replied Aladdin, "look, I'm sorry I really am, but they want to make me Prince Ali Sultan. No, they want to make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin."
"Al, you won," replied Genie.
"BECAUSE OF YOU," said Aladdin, "the only reason anyone thinks that I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'll drop her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I…I can't wish you free."
Genie wasn't happy with Aladdin. Al's promise of setting him free was gone. "Good, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, you, I started to feel left out. Now if you'll excuse me, master," said Genie with sarcasm as he disappeared into the lamp.
Abu and Carpet were yet watching through the window as Aladdin said, "Genie, I'm really sorry."
But all Aladdin had was Genie sticking his tongue out at him, giving him a raspberry. "Well, FINE," he said frustratedly, "THEN ONLY...STAY IN THERE!!"
Abu and Carpet reacted with shock. "What are you looking at," asked Aladdin.
Abu and Carpet looked at each other. Both had their feelings hurt. They both turned around and left. "Look…I…I'm sorry. Wait, Abu…I'm sorry, I didn't...please, wait, c'mon."
But they both left. With that said, Aladdin thought to himself. "What am I doing here," he asked, "Genie's right, I…I have to warn Jasmine the truth."
Then Aladdin heard Jasmine's voice from outside. "Ali, oh, Ali, are you coming here?"
Aladdin sighed and said, "here it goes. Jasmine, where are you?"
But it wasn't really Jasmine calling out for him. It was Iago, imitating Jasmine's voice. "Out in the menagerie, hurry up," imitated Iago.
Aladdin didn't see the parrot. He walked out to find Jasmine. "Hang on, we're coming," he called.
With Aladdin out of the road, Iago grinned evilly. Embarrassingly, he gained the attention at one of the garden's flamingos, who was shivering. "YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, PINKY," Iago said as he tripped the bird and proceeded into the room, "jerk."
Aladdin had left behind the lamp, and now it was vulnerable. Iago took the lamp and said, "boy, Jafar will be happy to see you," as he imitated Jafar, "excellent work, Iago," then went back to his regular voice, "ah, move ahead," and then Jafar again, "not really, on a scale of one to ten, you are eleven," until eventually going back to his real voice as he flew off with the lamp, "ah, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm bushy."
At the palace entrance, the people of Agrabah gathered to hear the Sultan's announcement. "People of Agrabah," he announced, "my daughter has eventually chosen a lover."
Behind the curtain, Jasmine was watching and waiting for Aladdin. Aladdin appeared down below. "Jasmine," he called.
"Ali, where have you been," asked Jasmine.
"Jasmine, there's something I have to warn you," said Aladdin, who was about warn Jasmine the truth.
"The entire kingdom has become known through father's announcement," said Jasmine.
"No, but Jasmine, please listen to me," said Aladdin, who was trying to speak to Jasmine.
But Jasmine was emotional and he put Al's turban on, wished him a farewell and pushed him to the platform with the Sultan. ".....ALI ABABWA," finished the Sultan.
A big cheer roared across the land. "Oh, boy," said Aladdin.
But as the ceremony went on, Jafar watched from high above. "Aw, look at them," said Iago, "cheering that tiny little beep."
"Make them cheer," said Jafar, who rubbed the lamp, releasing Genie.
"You know, Al, I'm going to be REAL," said Genie as he turned around, but saw Jafar, ".....I don't think you're him."
As Jafar watched Genie, Genie consulted a playbill. "Tonight the role of Al is played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man."
But Jafar was in no mood for jokes. He caught Genie's beard and flung him to the ground. He put his head on Genie's face and said, "I am your master now."
"I was afraid of that," said Genie.
"Genie, give me my first wish," said Jafar, "I want to rule on high AS SULTAN!!"
Down in the city, the heavens started turning dark. Clouds gathered around the palace as it shook. The roof tore off as the Sultan and Aladdin ducked. "Bless my soul," said the Sultan, "what is this? What's going on?"
The Sultan's turban was suddenly lifted into the air. As the Sultan caught it, his entire body was lifted into the air. All his clothing, except his boxer shorts were removed. It all reappeared on Jafar as he laughed. "JAFAR, YOU'RE A BAD TRADER," snapped the Sultan.
"That's a SULTAN vile traitor to you," said Iago.
"Oh, yes, we'll just think about that," said Aladdin, who removed his turban to get the lamp, only to find that it wasn't there, "the lamp."
Jafar giggled and said, "seeker holders, ABOOBOO!!"
Aladdin looked up and saw a dark figure in the heavens. IT WAS GENIE. He caught the palace with his big hands and pulled it out of the ground. Aladdin was shocked to see his friend causing harm to the palace. Aladdin gave out a whistle, summoning Carpet as the Agrabah people fled in fear. Aladdin came on Carpet as he flew to the dark Genie. "GENIE, NO," cried Aladdin.
"I'm sorry, boy," replied Genie, who placed the palace onto a mountaintop, "I have a new master now."
"Jafar, I recommend you to stop," demanded the Sultan.
"Ah, but there's a new order now, my order," replied Jafar, "eventually, YOU will bow to me!"
"We will never bow to you," snapped Jasmine.
"Why am I not surprised," asked Iago.
"If you don't bow before a Sultan, THEN YOU WILL COOPERATE WITH A WIZARD," shouts Jafar before turning to Genie, "GENIE, MY SECOND WISH! I WANT TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL SPORTER IN THE WORLD!!"
Genie reluctantly extended his finger to fire a blast of magic on Jafar. Aladdin tried to stop him. "GENIE, STOP," he yelled.
But Genie didn't listen to him. He fired a blast of magic on Jafar. As Jafar began changing, Iago said, "ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome to wizard Jafar!"
Jafar had returned to his normal look, with a new cobra staff. "Now where were we? Ah, yes, ABJECT HUMILIATION!!"
He zapped Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, forcing them to bow before him. Rajah ran towards Jafar to attack him from behind, but Jafar stopped him. "DOWN, BOY," he shouts as he zaps Rajah, turning him into a kitten.
Jafar turned to the princess and said, "oh, princess, I would also like to introduce you."
"JAFAR, GET AWAY FROM HER," demanded Aladdin as he flew on Carpet.
Jafar began mocking Aladdin with the song he heard as he first appeared in Agrabah as Prince Ali. While doing this, he zapped Aladdin, luring him to the ground off Carpet.
Jafar: Prince Ali, yes it is he
But not as you know him
Read my lips and come to grips
With reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your PRECIOUS…PRINCE…ALI!!
Jafar zapped Aladdin, turning him back into his regular clothing, revealing himself as a street rat. "Or should we say Aladdin," mocked Iago.
"Ali," said Jasmine with shock.
"Jasmine," said Aladdin, who tried to explain himself, "I tried to warn you. I'm just…"
Jafar: Then Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Jafar zapped Abu, turning him back into a monkey.
Jafar: Just a con, need I go ahead
Take it from me
His personality flaws
Give me adequate clause
To send him packing on an old-fashioned trip
Where his perspective takes a terminal dip
Aladdin and Abu were sent into a tall palace pillar. Carpet noticed this and swiftly came into it before Jafar saw them.
Jafar: His assets frozen
The venue chosen is the ends of the earth
WHOOPEE!!
Jafar used his staff like a golf club and sent the pillar into the heavens.
Jafar: So long.
"Goodbye, farewell," added Iago.
Jafar: EX-PRINCE…ALI!!
Jafar broke out into psychotic laughter as he looked at the Sultan and Jasmine with an insane look. What was going to happen to them?
Meanwhile, the pillar landed in a frozen wasteland, very far from Agrabah. The pillar smashed into the snow and broke in half. Aladdin was freezing. He found Abu's hat and became shocked. "Abu," he growled in frustration before shouting out an enraged "ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"
This yell was so loud that it echoed across the chasm. Just as it seemed Aladdin was about to unleash his frustration, he heard a noise coming from a pile of snow. Aladdin thought it was Abu and started digging for him. "Oh, this is all my fault! I certainly released the Genie if I had a chance," he said as he eventually unearthed his pet monkey, "Abu, are you alright?"
Abu nodded yes, even though he was freezing as well. "I'm sorry, Abu," said Aladdin, who put Abu in his vest, "somehow I messed it up. I have to go back and set facts straight."
Aladdin started walking through the freezing wasteland. As he did so, he eventually stepped on Carpet. "CARPET," he exclaimed.
But Carpet was stuck underneath the giant pillar. Aladdin started digging through the snow. "Abu, start digging," said Aladdin as he dug through the snow like crazy, "that's it!"
The pillar suddenly started rolling incredibly slowly down the hill. Aladdin noticed this, pulled Abu back and noticed a window in the pillar. As the window approached the snow, Aladdin moved into place and he didn't get crushed. The pillar rolled off the cliff. "Yes, alright," exclaimed Aladdin.
Abu was terrified, but knowing that they survived. Carpet was also relieved for he was freed. After shaking the snow off, he flew to Aladdin. "Now back to Agrabah, LET'S GO," he said.
Carpet flew off with Aladdin and Abu on his back to Agrabah to end Jafar's reign of terror. The final showdown with Jafar was about to commence.
Back in Agrabah, red clouds shrouded the city. The palace was yet on the mountaintop and Jafar was in charge. Lightning was everywhere in the heavens. Inside the palace, in the throne room, the Sultan was tied to a marionette like a puppet as Iago stuffed crackers into his mouth. "Does the puppet ruler want a cracker? Here's a cracker. Push it all the road into your throat. Here, put a lot of crackers," mocked Iago.
Jasmine was chained and forced to give Jafar an apple as she saw this. "Stop this. Jafar, leave him alone," begged Jasmine.
Iago stopped for a second, but then resumed his business. As for Jafar, he gave the princess a crown and said, "it's painful to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert flower like you should be in the most powerful person in the world. You are my loved one, how are you? Why do you say, as my queen..."
Jasmine knew where Jafar was going, where she caught a glass of wine and threw it in his face. "ABSOLUTELY NOT," she snapped.
Jafar was infuriated with this. He was focused on the princess. "I'll give you some respect," he yelled as Jasmine fell back.
Jafar was furious, but as he was about to smack the princess, but stopped. Instead, he turned to the mournful Genie. "Oh, Genie, I have decided to make my last wish. I want for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me."
Outside the palace, Aladdin, Abu and Carpet eventually made it back to Agrabah. They flew up the mountaintop where the palace was.
Back in the throne room, Genie, once again as William F. Buckley, attempted to explain Jafar that there were rules to his wishes. "Well, master, there are some addendas, some quid pro quo...."
But Genie was rudely interrupted by Jafar. "DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK BACK TO ME, YOU BIG BLUE ROUTE!! I will do what I order you to do, slave."
As Jafar spoke harshly to Genie, Jasmine saw Aladdin. She was happy to see him, but Aladdin warned Jasmine to be silent and play along with what was going on. Jasmine put the crown on, turned to Jafar and said, "Jafar…I didn't know how incredibly handsome you are."
Genie's jaw literally dropped in shock. Jafar was also shocked, but was glad that Jasmine was eventually falling for him. While pulling Genie's jaw back up, he said, "that's more like it. Now, pussycat, warn me more...myself."
Jasmine and Jafar walked towards each other as Aladdin and Abu silently worked their road down to the floor. Genie saw them and was emotional. "Al…Al, little companion," he giggled.
Aladdin silenced Genie, making him not to blow his cover. Then Genie literally zipped his mouth shut. He flew to his friend, unzipped his mouth and said, "Al, I can't help you. I'm working for a senior mental illness now. What are you going to do next?"
"Hey, I'm a street rat, remember," replied Aladdin as he zipped Genie's mouth, "I'll improvise."
Aladdin slid down a pile of gold, unnoticed. Jafar's back was at him. Jafar was yet flirting with Jasmine. "Go ahead," he said.
"And your beard...is so…twisted," said Jasmine, as she pretended to twist Jafar's beard, where she was actually motioning for Aladdin to come closer.
Aladdin was really close to the lamp. Unfortunately, Iago saw him and tried to warn Jafar, but was stopped by Abu, who covered his beak, preventing him from speaking. Jafar wasn't paying attention to Iago. "And the street rat," asked Jafar.
"What's a street rat," replied Jasmine.
Iago attempted to get himself free, but managed to knock down a bowl of fruit. Right before Aladdin could get the lamp, the bowl fell onto the ground, making a loud noise. Jafar swiftly turned around, but before he could notice Aladdin, Jasmine pulled him back and kissed him in the lips. Aladdin, Abu and Iago all had disturbed faces. They found it disgusting. Jafar was surprised by this sudden kiss. "That was…"
But before Jafar finished, he saw something on Jasmine's crown. It was Aladdin's reflection. Jafar turned and saw Aladdin close to the lamp. "YOU," he shouts as he zaps him with his staff, "how many times do I must murder you, boy?"
Jasmine rushed Jafar to stop him, but was thrown to the ground. Aladdin charged in and tussled with Jafar. "GET THE LAMP," he said to Jasmine.
Jasmine rushed to get the lamp. But Jafar was fast and after pushing Al out of the road, he zapped Jasmine with his staff. "Ah-ah-ah, Princess, your time is over," said Jafar, who again tussled with Aladdin.
"Jasmine," exclaimed Aladdin.
Sand began pouring on Jasmine's head. She was now in big danger. "Oh, good shot, Jaf…" cheered Iago before he was hit in the head by Abu.
Abu attempted to catch the lamp, but was turned into a toy by Jafar. "Don't fiddle with me," he said.
"ABU," cried Aladdin.
Carpet appeared, flying overhead and catching the lamp. "Now the situation is rapidly being elucidated," said Jafar as he zapped Carpet, unraveling him.
Aladdin tried to reach the lamp. "Understand the point," asked Jafar.
Suddenly, a line of swords blocked Aladdin from getting the lamp. Jafar picked up the lamp as he laughed hideously. But Aladdin caught one of the swords and attempted to attack Jafar. "I'm just getting warmer and warmer," said Jafar, who blew out a blast of fire, surrounding Aladdin in a ring of fire.
"Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you timid snake," asked Aladdin furiously.
"A snake, am I? Maybe you want to see how I CAN DO LIKE A SNAKE," said Jafar as he turned himself into a giant cobra.
Jasmine looked in fear as Jafar turned himself into a massive and ferocious snake. The fire surrounding Aladdin turned into the snake's body encircling him. Then Jafar attacked. He struck Aladdin, hoping to murder him with a single bite, but he missed every shot. As he tried a third time, Aladdin struck back with his sword. The sword hit Jafar and he shrieked in pain. Down below, Genie, who multiplies into four cheerleaders, who shout, "RICKEM, ROCKEM, RACKEM, RAKE! STICK THAT SWORD INTO THAT SNAKE!!"
"You won't approach this," ordered Jafar.
"Jafar, Jafar, if he's our man and we can't do that, THEY'RE GREAAAAAAATTT," cheered Genie again.
With Jafar distracted, Aladdin made a mad dash to the princess' hourglass. But Jafar stopped Aladdin by blocking his path. Aladdin was flung backwards. His sword slid across the floor. "ALADDIN," cried Jasmine.
Aladdin saw that Jasmine was getting buried underneath the sand. He dashed to his sword and managed to catch it in time as Jafar attacked again. But Jafar missed and smashed into a wall. Aladdin jumped onto the snake's back and stabbed him. As Jafar yelled in agony, Aladdin ran back to the hourglass. Only Jasmine's hands and head were visible. "Jasmine, hang on," cried Aladdin as he was ready to free her.
But Jafar came back and caught him. Now he had Aladdin in his crushing coils. He laughed hideously and said, "you're a bit stupid. Did you think you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?"
Down below, Iago said, "squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a...." before getting elbowed by Genie.
"Without the Genie, you're nothing, boy," finished Jafar.
Aladdin was losing air under the pressure of the squeezing coils. "The genie..." he said.
Suddenly, Aladdin came up with an idea. "The Genie! The Genie has more power than ever before," he said.
"WHAT," exclaimed Jafar.
"He gave you your strength. He can take it away," replied Aladdin.
"Al, what are you doing here? Why did you bring me to this," asked Genie.
"Face it, Jafar, you are yet second best," finished Aladdin.
Jafar realized that Aladdin was right. Genie was the one who gave him power, but he could take it away. "Yes," he said, "his power exceeds my own power…but not for long."
Jafar circled around the gruesome Genie. "The boy is crazy," he said, trying to save himself, "he's a little drunk punch. One shot with a snake, too many attacks."
But Jafar didn't listen to him. "SLAVE," he said, "I make my third wish. I want to be....AN ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!"
Aladdin saw Jasmine, who was barely visible above the sand, looked horrified. "Alright, your hope is my order," said Genie, who then turned to Aladdin, "how to go next?"
Reluctantly, Genie blasted Jafar and then he started to transform. He got bigger and more muscular. He had transformed into a Genie. Aladdin was free, but Jasmine had disappeared underneath the sand. Aladdin smashed the glass, freeing the princess as Jafar became bigger and bigger. "YES…YES…THE POWER...THE ABSOLUTE POWER," he shouts.
"What have you done," cried Jasmine to Aladdin.
"TRUST ME ON THIS," replied Aladdin.
A black lamp appeared at Jafar's base as he conjured to himself. "THE UNIVERSE IS MIND TO ORDER TO CONTROL," he shouts victoriously.
"Not so fast, Jafar," said Aladdin, "don't you forget something?"
Jafar looked at him questioningly. "You wanted to be a genie, you've had it," said Aladdin as two shackles appeared on Jafar's wrists, "and everything that goes with it!"
"NO…NO," shouts Jafar as he is being sucked into the black lamp.
"I'm getting out of here," said Iago, who flew off, but was pulled in with Jafar, "hey, you, you're the Genie! I don't want..."
"PHENOMENAL COSMIC FORCES…" said Aladdin as Jafar and Iago disappeared into the lamp, "small living space."
"Al, you're a little genius," said Genie.
Everything started turning back to normal since Jafar was trapped in the lamp. Abu was turned back into a regular monkey, Carpet was re-raveled and Rajah turned from a small kitten into a normal tiger again. The palace reappeared in its original spot in the city. In the black lamp, Jafar and Iago argued. "Take your exploding beak out of my face," said Jafar.
"OH, SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT," snapped Iago.
"Don't warn me to be silent," replied Jafar.
Aladdin found it hilarious. Genie took the black lamp. "Forgive me," he said as he went to the balcony with a baseball cap, "10,000 years in the amazing cave should CHILL HIM OUT!!"
Genie swung his hand as if he was about to throw the lamp, but at the last moment, he opened his palm and flicked the lamp off into the distance in the desert dunes. The black lamp was gone, and so were Jafar and Iago, hearing the frustrated street rat shout his name. With the danger past, Aladdin turned to Jasmine. "Jasmine, it's a disgrace I lied to you about being a prince."
"I know why you did that," replied Jasmine.
"Well, I guess…this…is a farewell," said Aladdin, who felt that he had to go back to his previous life as street rat.
"Oh, that stupid law," said Jasmine, "this isn't fair. I love you."
Genie found this mournful, but he wasn't giving in. "Al, no problem, you yet have one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again," he said.
"But what is your freedom, Genie," asked Aladdin.
"Hey, that's the eternity of slavery. This is love," said Genie, "Al, you're not going to find another girl like her in a million years. Trust me, I saw."
Although he knew it was possible to wish to be a prince again, Aladdin knew in his heart that he couldn't take being a prince anymore. "Jasmine, I love you all, but I must stop pretending to be not my own," he said.
"I see," said Jasmine mournfully.
With that said, Aladdin turned to the Genie and said, "Genie, I wish for your freedom."
"The bloodline of one true prince is approaching," said Genie, who was ready to make Aladdin a prince before stopping, "what?"
"Genie…you're free," said Aladdin.
The lamp levitated into the air. Magic appeared around Genie as he stared in shock. The shackles on his wrist broke off. Then the lamp fell to the ground, now incredibly useless. Genie picked up the lamp. He couldn't believe what just happened to him. "I'm free…I'm free," said Genie, who then gave Aladdin the lamp, "hurry, hurry, I want something outrageous. Say 'I want the Nile.' Wish to the Nile, try it."
"Uh, I want the Nile," said Aladdin.
"NO WAY," shouts Genie, who then laughs hysterically and bounces around in every direction like a pinball, "oh, does that feel good? Oh, I'M FREE! I'M EVENTUALLY FREE!! I'm on my road! I'm going to see the world!"
Genie pulled out a suitcase and started packing it. But as he turned back to Aladdin, his happiness turned into despair. Although he was free, he was going to miss him. "Genie, I'll…I'll miss you," said Aladdin.
"Me as well, Al," said Genie as a tear ran down his cheek and he hugged Aladdin, "no matter what someone says, you'll always be my prince."
Then the Sultan stepped forward. "Yes. You've proved your worth as far as I'm concerned. That's the law, that's the problem," he said.
"Father," asked Jasmine, who was curious.
"Well, am I the Sultan or I'm the Sultan," said the Sultan, "from this day forward, the princess will marry anyone she finds worthwhile."
Jasmine grew with happiness as she grinned widely. Now her father was allowing her to marry anyone she desired. With that said, she ran to Aladdin. "HIM!! I choose…I choose you, Aladdin," she said.
"Oh, call me Al," replied Aladdin.
Genie found it so cute. "OH, ALL OF YOU, COME OVER HERE, BIG GROUP HUG, GROUP HUG," he said as he hugged all of his friends, "can I kiss the monkey?"
He kissed Abu, but hawked up a hairball. "Oh, that's a hairball," he commented.
"Well, now you're home," said Aladdin, "you're safe."
"Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I'M OUT OF HERE," said Genie, who then flew off with his suitcase, "bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Rugman, farewell! I'm history! No, I'm a myth! I DON'T MIND WHAT I AM, I'M FREE!!"
And so with Genie free, Agrabah saved and Aladdin and Jasmine together, fireworks blew in the heavens as Aladdin and Jasmine flew on Carpet.
Aladdin: An entire new world
Jasmine: An entire new life
Aladdin and Jasmine: FOR YOU AND ME!!
They kissed as they flew off into the moonlight. They were together at last.
Genie: Made you look!
Executive ProducersDENNIS DESHAZERSHERYL STAMPS LEACH
Senior ProducerJIM ROWLEY
ProducersJEFF GITTLEMARTHA DATEMA LIPSCOMB
DirectorBRUCE DECK
WriterMARK S. BERNTHAL
Production DesignerJESS NELSON
Musical DirectorBOB SINGLETON
Lyricists/ComposersSTEPHEN BATES BALTESLORY LAZARUS
Performance DirectorPENNY WILSON
Educational SpecialistsMARY ANN DUDKO, Ph.D.MARGIE LARSEN, M.Ed.
Cast:Voice of Barney... BOB WESTBarney's Body Costume... DAVID JOYNERVoice of Baby Bop... JULIE JOHNSONBaby Bop's Body Costume... JEFF AYERSVoice of B.J. ... PATTY WIRTZB.J.'s Body Costume... JEFF BROOKS
Cast:Shawn... JOHN DAVID BENNETT, IITosha... HOPE CERVANTESStella the Storyteller... PHYLLIS CICEROJason... KURT DYKHUIZENKathy... LAUREN KINGJuan... MICHAEL KROST
Cast:Carlos... COREY LOPEZMin... PIA MANALOKenneth... NATHAN REGANJulie... SUSANNAH WETZELPuppeteer... JESS NELSON
Associate DirectorERIC NORBERG
Stage ManagerTERRIE DAVIS MANNING
Lighting DesignBERNER & BRILL LIGHTING DESIGN, INC.
EditorMCKEE SMITH
Audio DirectorDAVID M. BOOTHE
Art DirectorELIZABETH SAGAN VELTEN
Wardrobe Supervisor/DesignerLISA O. ALBERTSON
Technical Operations SupervisorRANDY BREEDLOVE
Video EngineerBINK WILLIAMS
Camera OperatorsLARRY ALLEN OZ COLEMANTOM COX BRUCE HARMON
Production AudioRONALD G. BALENTINEDAVID LOWE
Boom OperatorsDAVID M. ROBERTSDAVID SMITH
Lighting DirectorCASEY COOK
Key GripBUZ CANNON
Lighting Board OperatorTODD DAVIS
Grip/ElectricJAMES EDWARDS
Construction SupervisorCHARLES BAILEY
Craft Shop SupervisorRAY HENRY
Art/Craft CoordinatorAMY ATHERTON
Set DresserAGGIE DAVIS-BROOKS
DraftspersonCHRISTOPHER MCCRAY
Craft/Prop ArtistMARK BROGAN
Props/Special EffectsDAVID COBB
CarpentersTY M. BURNSDANNY SMITH
Scenic PainterE. (BILL) SLETTE
Swing CrewCARMELO GOMEZ
Costume Shop ManagerGEORGIA FORD WAGENHURST
Scenic PainterD.J. SEGLER
Costume SewingNATALIE SERGI-SAARISUSIE THENNES
Make-Up DesignerJEANIE L. D'IORIO
Hair StylistDEBRA HERTEL HAEFLING
Costume/Wardrobe AssistantsBRIAN N. BLEVINSJANET BUSH RHONDA RICHARDS
Field ProducerSANDY JANTZEN
Post VideotapeDUDLEY ASAFF
Dialogue EditorDENICE CROWELL
Post Production AudioCRAIG CHASTAIN
Production Office ManagerSUE SHINN
Script SupervisorCATHERINE REYNOLDS
Production CoordinatorsJULIE HUTCHINGSKELLY MAHER
Production AccountantDEBBIE COTTLE
Production SecretaryAUSTIN GRAY
Asst. to Performance DirectorDAVID VOSS
Production AssistantsBRADEN MCDONALDJOEL ZOCH
Barney Music DepartmentJILL HANCE CHARLES KINGJONATHAN SMITH EHTEL WADSWORTH
For Singleton Productions, Inc.BRADFORD COLEMAN LARRY HARONMIKE PIETZSCH
Educational Research StaffPATSY J. ROBLES GOODWIN, M.Ed.KIMBERLY THORNTON, M.Ed.JOY STARR
Children's SupervisorMARY EVANS
Additional on set tutoring provided byON LOCATION EDUCATIONAL • MICHELE DANCHES
Barney and the Backyard Gang™ and Barney & Friends®were originally developed by Sheryl Leach,Kathy Parker and Dennis DeShazer.
Vocal Performances Enhanced with Help fromSingleton Productions, Inc.
"I Love You" • Lyrics by Lee Bernstein (BMI)
Special Thanks toTom Rennen of Intelligent Light Digital Imaging
Camping in the Night • Listen to the Animals,Colgate, S'mores, Raccoons, Forests, Tents, Popcorn,Pizza Hut and Capers for Kids
Original Barney, Baby Bop and B.J.Costumes byIRENE COREY DESIGNASSOCIATES
Produced byTHE LYONS GROUP ANDCONNECTICUT PUBLIC TELEVISION
For Connecticut Public TelevisionExecutives in ChargeLARRY RIFKINSHARON BLAIR
Executive in ChargeRICHARD C. LEACH
BARNEY & FRIENDS • A-Camping We Will Go!Copyright 1992 • The Lyons Group/DLM, Inc.