Thomas The Barney Engine

Thomas The Barney Engine, or TTBE is a fusion between Thomas the Tank Engine and Barney. He (or it, since it's an abomination) is a really useless engine with a horsepower of UNDER -9000, and he is strong enough to break Wa-Machines with how Stupid it is, because it is the second finest piece of machinery in the UnWorld and he can do the same stuff as Thomas the Tank Engine can do, along with the stuff Barney can do. Its UnRank is -2345676543234565432.
He can also defuse when Thomas or Barney need to split up, and his abilities are stronger when Barney and Thomas fuse together, because he is a very weird guy indeed. He has a lot of [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
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== Powers ==
* WaChuck Norris and Norris Chuck's Taxicab
* Can go to Shrek's Toilet
* Invents poop and then disentgrates poop in oorder to wipe their poop on a piece of paper and transforms it into poop, thus recycling poop and creating more poop, therefore having an infinite supply of poop meaning they always smell like poop.
* Asplode as powerful as Implode Tinky Winky
* Defuse
* All of the powers of Barney and Thomas combined, but 99999999999999999 times more powerful
* Nuclear rocket launchers
* Missile launchers
* Self-Destruct
* Become worse than Satan
* Talk in Morse code
* Transmit messages to detonate Bombs
* Huge speakers that blast very loud music that can destroy the whole UnWorld
* Start Wars
* Transform into a huge Blue, red, green and purple blob that is very very very dangerous, and it makes people Implode and Asplode. Suffice to say, that will make U DIE.
* And finally Sneezing
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