Dankey Kang

Dankey Kang is a nickname given to one of The Meme Council's oldest allies.
== Origins ==
On 5/22/2018, Meme Lord and the legend soon to become Dankey Kang were in their infamous gym class, the same gym class where the Meme Lord got his namesake. On this day in particular, they would be in the rec center for some reason, sitting at tables. Weebles wanted the class to do a questionnaire or something, and everyone finished it pretty early. Meme Lord promptly pulled out his Chromebook and browsed through some of yesterday's memes on The Council, Dankey Kang happening to look over right when Mike Kachowki's "Dankey Kang" meme came up.
To say Dankey Kang thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever seen would be putting it lightly. For the rest of that class, Meme Lord would repeat "DANKEY KAAAAAAANG", and thus, after class concluded, that became Dankey Kang's nickname. From then on, whenever Dankey Kang passed Meme Lord in the hall or vice versa, the iconic 'DANKEEEY KAAAANNG' could be heard.
== Neat Factoids ==
* Invented "firm ones", the official name for Meme Lord's iconic screeches.
* Could have possibly been the first to 'invent' and popularize Meme Lord's nickname. (If not, S. Gillbert may also be responsible) Meme Lord would wear a Meme Lord shirt to his gym class, as part of his running joke where he would wear a meme-related shirt every day to gym. However, after the Meme Lord thing caught on, Meme Lord wore the same Meme Lord shirt to every gym class since then.
** Ironically, most Class of 2021 students do not even know Meme Lord's real name cuz of this trend.
* Once managed to recover a password from a Freshman, for one of the administrative wifi networks, EduNet. Shared it with a select few within the Class of 2021. Password was "Covid-19". How creative.
* He's the fastest.
* Basketball player who started his senior year.
* Was the strongest supporter of Firm Ones until Senior Year, when he wasn't often present at school, and WMD and T. Burns replaced him in this regard.
** Would yell across the cafeteria on a daily basis to The Table, and demand a Firm One. He always received one.
** On one occasion when The Rare Meme Lord of Cinder tried to recreate a Firm One, Dankey Kang, along with the other 3 Firm One prompters, got quite heated and roasted him. (They have a MIGHTY NEED for the authentic firm ones)
* Despite knowing little to nothing about The Meme Council itself, he will always be deemed an Ally of the Council.
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